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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Beaumont & Fletcher's Works (8 of 10) + The Womans Prize; The Island Princess; The Noble Gentleman; + The Coronation; The Coxcomb + +Author: Francis Beaumont + John Fletcher + +Release Date: February 17, 2011 [EBook #35303] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BEAUMONT & FLETCHER'S WORKS *** + + + + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + + + + + FRANCIS BEAUMONT + Born 1584 + Died 1616 + + JOHN FLETCHER + Born 1579 + Died 1625 + + + + + _BEAUMONT AND FLETCHER_ + + THE WOMANS PRIZE + THE ISLAND PRINCESS + THE NOBLE GENTLEMAN + THE CORONATION + THE COXCOMB + + + THE TEXT EDITED BY + A. R. WALLER, M.A. + + + Cambridge: + at the University Press + 1910 + + + CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY PRESS + London: FETTER LANE, E.C. + C. F. CLAY, MANAGER + + Edinburgh: 100, PRINCES STREET + Berlin: A. ASHER AND CO. + Leipzig: F. A. BROCKHAUS + New York: G. P. PUTNAM'S SONS + Bombay and Calcutta: MACMILLAN AND CO., LTD. + + _All rights reserved_ + + + + + CONTENTS + + + PAGE + The Womans Prize 1 + The Island Princess 91 + The Noble Gentleman 171 + The Coronation 240 + The Coxcomb 308 + + + + + THE + WOMANS PRIZE, + OR + THE TAMER TAM'D. + A Comedy. + + + The Persons represented in the Play. + + Moroso, _an old rich doting Citizen, suitor to_ Livia. + Sophocles, } _Two Gentlemen, friends_ + Tranio, } _to_ Petruchio. + Petruchio, _An_ Italian _Gent. Husband to_ Maria. + Rowland, _A young Gent. in love with_ Livia. + Petronius, _Father to_ Maria _and_ Livia. + Jaques, } _Two witty servants to_ + Pedro, } Petruchio. + Doctor. + Apothecarie. + Watchmen. + Porters. + + + WOMEN. + + Maria, _A chaste witty Lady,_ } _The two masculine daughters_ + Livia, _Mistriss to_ Rowland. } _of_ Petronius. + Biancha, _Their Cosin, and Commander in chief._ + City Wives, } _To the relief of the Ladies, of which,_ + Countrey Wives, } _two were drunk._ + Maids. + + + The Scene London. + + + + + PROLOGUE. + + + _Ladies to you, in whose defence and right,_ + Fletchers _brave Muse prepar'd her self to fight + A battel without blood, 'twas well fought too, + (The victory's yours, though got with much ado.) + We do present this_ Comedy, _in which + A rivulet of pure wit flows, strong and rich + In Fancy, Language, and all parts that may + Add Grace and Ornament to a merry Play. + Which this may prove. Yet not to go too far + In promises from this our Female War. + We do intreat the angry men would not + Expect the mazes of a subtle plot, + Set Speeches, high Expressions, and what's worse, + In a true_ Comedy, _politick discourse. + The end we aim at, is to make you sport; + Yet neither gall the City, nor the Court. + Hear, and observe his Comique strain, and when + Y' are sick-of melancholy, see't agen. + 'Tis no dear Physick since 'twill quit the cost: + Or his intentions with our pains, are lost._ + + + + + _Actus Primus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Moroso, Sophocles, _and_ Tranio, _with Rosemary, as from + a wedding._ + + _Mo._ God give 'em joy. + + _Tra._ Amen. + + _Soph._ Amen, say I too: + The pudding's now i'th' proof, alas poor wench. + Through what a mine of patience must thou work, + E'r thou know'st good hour more! + + _Tra._ 'Tis too true: Certain, + Methinks her father has dealt harshly with her, + Exceeding harshly, and not like a Father, + To match her to this Dragon; I protest + I pity the poor Gentlewoman. + + _Mor._ Methinks now, + He's not so terrible as people think him. + + _Soph._ This old thief flatters, out of meer devotion, + To please the Father for his second daughter. + + _Tra._ But shall he have her? + + _Soph._ Yes, when I have _Rome_. + And yet the father's for him. + + _Mor._ I'll assure ye, + I hold him a good man. + + _Soph._ Yes sure a wealthy, + But whether a good womans man, is doubtful. + + _Tra._ Would 'twere no worse. + + _M[o]r._ What though his other wife, + Out of her most abundant soberness, + Out of her daily hue and cries upon him, + (For sure she was a rebel) turn'd his temper, + And forc'd him blow as high as she? dos't follow + He must retain that long since buried Tempest, + To this soft Maid? + + _Soph._ I fear it. + + _Tra._ So do I too: + And so far, that if God had made me woman, + And his wife that must be-- + + _Mor._ What would you do, Sir? + + _Tra._ I would learn to eat coals with an angry Cat, + And spit fire at him: I would (to prevent him) + Do all the ramping, roaring tricks, a whore + Being drunk, and tumbling ripe, would tremble at: + There is no safety else, nor moral wisdom. + To be a wife, and his. + + _Soph._ So I should think too. + + _Tra._ For yet the bare remembrance of his first wife + (I tell ye on my knowledge, and a truth too) + Will make him start in's sleep, and very often + Cry out for Cudgels, Colestaves, any thing; + Hiding his breeches, out of fear her Ghost + Should walk, and wear 'em yet. Since his first marriage, + He is no more the still _Petruchio_, + Than I am _Babylon_. + + _Soph._ He's a good fellow, + And on my word I love him: but to think + A fit match for this tender soul-- + + _Tra._ His very frown, if she but say her prayers + Louder than men talk treason, makes him tinder; + The motion of a Dial, when he's testy, + Is the same trouble to him as a Water-work; + She must do nothing of her self; not eat, + Drink, say Sir, how do ye? make her ready, unready, + Unless he bid her. + + _Soph._ He will bury her, + Ten pound to twenty shillings, within these three weeks. + + _Tra._ I'll be your half. + + _Enter_ Jaques _with a pot of Wine._ + + _Mor._ He loves her most extreamly, + And so long 'twill be Honey-moon. Now _Jaques_. + You are a busie man I am sure. + + _Jaq._ Yes certain, + This old sport must have eggs. + + _Sop._ Not yet this ten daies. + + _Jaq._ Sweet Gentlemen with Muskadel. + + _Tra._ That's right, Sir. + + _Mor._ This fellow broods his Master: speed ye _Jaques_. + + _Soph._ We shall be for you presently. + + _Jaq._ Your worships + Shall have it rich and neat: and o' my conscience + As welcome as our _Lady-day_: Oh my old Sir, + When shall we see your worship run at Ring? + That hour, a standing were worth money. + + _Mor._ So Sir. + + _Jaq._ Upon my little honesty, your Mistriss, + If I have any speculation, must think + This single thrumming of a Fiddle, + Without a Bow, but even poor sport. + + _Mor._ Y'are merry. + + _Ja._ Would I were wise too: so God bless your worship. + + _Tra._ The fellow tells you true. [_Exit_ Jaq. + + _Soph._ When is the day man? + Come, come, you'll steal a marriage. + + _Mor._ Nay, believe me: + But when her Father pleases, I am ready, + And all my friends shall know it. + + _Tra._ Why not now? + One charge had serv'd for both. + + _Mor._ There's reason in't. + + _Soph._ Call'd _Rowland_-- + + _Mor._ Will ye walk? + They'll think we are lost: Come Gentlemen. + + _Tra._ You have wip'd him now. + + _Soph._ So will he never the wench, I hope. + + _Tra._ I wish it. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scæna Secunda._ + + _Enter_ Rowland _and_ Livia. + + _Row._ Now _Livia_, if you'll go away to night, + If your affections be not made of words. + + _Liv._ I love you, and you know how dearly _Rowland_, + Is there none near us? my affections ever + Have been your servants; with what superstition + I have ever Sainted you-- + + _Row._ Why then take this way. + + _Liv._ 'Twill be a childish, and a less prosperous course, + Than his that knows not care: why should we do, + Our honest and our hearty love such wrong, + To over-run our fortunes? + + _Row._ Then you flatter. + + _Liv._ Alas, you know I cannot. + + _Ro[w]._ What hope's left else + But flying to enjoy ye? + + _Liv._ None so far, + For let it be admitted, we have time, + And all things now in other expectation, + My father's bent against us; what but ruine, + Can such a by-way bring us? if your fears + Would let you look with my eyes, I would shew you, + And certain, how our staying here would win us + A course, though somewhat longer, yet far surer. + + _Row._ And then _Moroso_ h'as ye. + + _Liv._ No such matter + For hold this certain, begging, stealing, whoring, + Selling (which is a sin unpardonable) + Of counterfeit Cods, or musty English _Croacus_; + Switches, or Stones for th' tooth-ache sooner finds me, + Than that drawn Fox _Moroso_. + + _Row._ But his money, + If wealth may win you-- + + _Liv._ If a Hog may be + High Priest among the _Jews_? his money _Rowland_? + Oh Love forgive me, what faith hast thou? + Why, can his money kiss me? + + _Row._ Yes. + + _Liv._ Behind, + Laid out upon a Petticoat: or graspe me + While I cry, Oh good thank you? o'my troth + Thou mak'st me merry with thy fear: or lie with me. + As you may do? alas, what fools you men are? + His mouldy money? half a dozen Riders, + That cannot sit, but stampt fast to their Saddles? + No _Rowland_, no man shall make use of me; + My beauty was born free, and free I'll give it + To him that loves, not buys me. You yet doubt me. + + _Row._ I cannot say I doubt ye. + + _Liv._ Goe thy ways, + Thou art the prettiest puling piece of passion: + Y'faith I will not fail thee. + + _Row._ I had rather-- + + _Liv._ Prethee believe me, if I do not carry it, + For both our goods-- + + _Row._ But-- + + _Liv._ What but? + + _Row._ I would tell you. + + _Liv._ I know all you can tell me; all's but this, + You would have me, and lie with me; is't not so? + + _Row._ Yes. + + _Liv._ Why you shall; will that content you? Goe. + + _Row._ I am very loth to goe. + + _Enter_ Byancha _and_ Maria. + + _Liv._ Now o' my conscience + Thou art an honest fellow: here's my Sister; + Go, prethee go; this kiss, and credit me, + E'r I am three nights older, I am for thee: + You shall hear what I do. + Farewel. + + _Row._ Farewel. [_Exit_ Rowland. + + _Liv._ Alas poor fool, how it looks! + It would ev'n hang it self, should I but cross it. + For pure love to the matter I must hatch it. + + _Bya._ Nay, never look for merry hour, _Maria_, + If now you make it not; let not your blushes, + Your modesty, and tenderness of spirit, + Make you continual Anvile to his anger: + Believe me, since his first wife set him going, + Nothing can bind his rage: Take your own council, + You shall not say that I perswaded you. + But if you suffer him-- + + _Mar._ Stay, shall I do it? + + _Bya._ Have you a stomach to't? + + _Mar._ I never shew'd it. + + _Bya._ 'Twill shew the rarer and the stronger in you. + But do not say I urg'd you. + + _Mar._ I am perfect, + Like _Curtius_, to redeem my Countrey, I have + Leap'd into this gulph of marriage, and I'll do it. + Farewel all poorer thoughts, but spight and anger, + Till I have wrought a miracle. Now cosin, + I am no more the gentle, tame _Maria_; + Mistake me not; I have a new soul in me + Made of a North wind, nothing but tempest; + And like a tempest shall it make all ruin, + Till I have run my Will out. + + _Bya._ This is brave now, + If you continue it; but your own Will lead you. + + _Mar._ Adieu all tenderness, I dare continue; + Maids that are made of fears, and modest blushes, + View me, and love example. + + _Bya._ Here is your Sister. + + _Mar._ Here is the brave old mans love. + + _Bya._ That loves the young man. + + _Mar._ I and hold thee there wench: what a grief of heart is't? + When _Paphos_ Revels should rowze up old night, + To sweat against a Cork; to lie and tell + The clock o'th lungs, to rise sport starv'd? + + _Liv._ Dear Sister, + Where have you been, you talk thus? + + _Mar._ Why at Church, wench; + Where I am ti'd to talke thus: I am a wife now. + + _Liv._ It seems so, and a modest. + + _Mar._ You are an ass; + When thou art married once, thy modesty + Will never buy thee pins. + + _Liv._ 'Bless me. + + _Mar._ From what? + + _Bya._ From such a tame fool as our cosin _Livia_? + + _Liv._ You are not mad. + + _Mar._ Yes wench, and so must you be, + Or none of our acquaintance: mark me _Livia_; + Or indeed fit for our sex: 'Tis bed time. + Pardon me yellow _Hymen_, that I mean + Thine offerings to protract, or to keep fasting + My valiant Bridegroom. + + _Liv._ Whither will this woman? + + _Bya._ You may perceive her end. + + _Liv._ Or rather fear it. + + _Mar._ Dare you be partner in't? + + _Liv._ Leave it _Maria_, + I fear I have mark'd too much, for goodness leave it; + Divest you with obedient hands, to bed. + + _Mar._ To bed? no _Livia_, there are Comets hang + Prodigious over that yet; there's a fellow + Must yet before I know that heat (ne'r start wench) + Be made a man, for yet he is a monster; + Here must his head be _Livia_. + + _Liv._ Never hope it. + 'Tis as easie with a Sive to scoop the Ocean, as + To tame _Petruchio_. + + _Mar._ Stay: _Lucina_ hear me, + Never unlock the treasure of my womb + For humane fruit, to make it capable; + Nor never with thy secret hand make brief + A mothers labor to me; if I do + Give way unto my married Husband's Will, + Or be a Wife in any thing but hopes, + Till I have made him easie as a child, + And tame as fear, he shall not win a smile, + Or a pleas'd look, from this austerity, + Though it would pull another Joynture from him, + And make him ev'ry day another man; + And when I kiss him, till I have my Will, + May I be barren of delights, and know + Only what pleasures are in dreams, and guesses. + + _Liv._ A strange _Exordium_. + + _Bya._ All the several wrongs + Done by Imperious Husbands to their Wives + These thousand years and upwards, strengthen thee: + Thou hast a brave cause. + + _Mar._ And I'll do it bravely, + Or may I knit my life out ever after. + + _Liv._ In what part of the world got she this spirit? + Yet pray _Maria_, look before you truly, + Besides the obedience of a wife; + Which you will find a heavy imputation, + Which yet I cannot think your own, it shews + So distant from your sweetness. + + _Mar._ 'Tis I swear. + + _Liv._ Weigh but the person, and the hopes you have, + To work this desperate cure. + + _Mar._ A weaker subject + Would shame the end I aim at, disobedience. + You talk too tamely: By the faith I have + In mine own noble Will, that childish woman + That lives a prisoner to her Husbands pleasure, + Has lost her making, and becomes a beast, + Created for his use, not fellowship. + + _Liv._ His first wife said as much. + + _Mar._ She was a fool, + And took a scurvy course; let her be nam'd + 'Mongst those that wish for things, but dare not do'em: + I have a new dance for him. + + _Liv._ Are you of this faith? + + _Bya._ Yes truly, and will die in't. + + _Liv._ Why then let's all wear breeches. + + _Mar._ Now thou com'st near the nature of a woman; + Hang these tame hearted Eyasses, that no sooner + See the Lure out, and hear their Husbands hollow, + But cry like Kites upon 'em: The free Haggard + (Which is that woman, that hath wing, and knows it, + Spirit and plume) will make an hundred checks, + To shew her freedom, sail in ev'ry air, + And look out ev'ry pleasure; not regarding + Lure, nor quarry, till her pitch command + What she desires, making her foundred keeper + Be glad to fling out trains, and golden ones, + To take her down again. + + _Liv._ You are learned, Sister; + Yet I say still take heed. + + _Mar._ A witty saying; + I'll tell thee _Livia_, had this fellow tired + As many wives as horses under him, + With spurring of their patience; had he got + A Patent, with an Office to reclaim us, + Confirm'd by Parliament; had he all the malice + And subtilty of Devils, or of us, + Or any thing that's worse than both. + + _Liv._ Hey, hey boys, this is excellent. + + _Mar._ Or could he + Cast his wives new again, like Bels, to make 'em + Sound to his Will; or had the fearful name + Of the first breaker of wild women: yet, + Yet would I undertake this man, thus single, + And, spight of all the freedom he has reach'd to, + Turn him and bend him as I list, and mold him + Into a babe again; that aged women, + W[a]nting both teeth and spleen, may Master him. + + _Bya._ Thou wilt be chronicl'd. + + _Mar._ That's all I aim at. + + _Liv._ I must confess, I do with all my heart + Hate an imperious Husband, and in time + Might be so wrought upon. + + _Bya._ To make him cuckold? + + _Mar._ If he deserve it. + + _Liv._ Then I'll leave ye Ladies. + + _Bya._ Thou hast not so much noble anger in thee. + + _Mar._ Go sleep, go sleep, what we intend to do, + Lies not for such starv'd souls, as thou hast _Livia_. + + _Liv._ Good night: the Bridegroom will be with you presently. + + _Mar._ That's more than you know. + + _Liv._ If ye work upon him, + As you have promised, ye may give example, + Which no doubt will be followed. + + _Mar._ So. + + _Bya._ Good night: we'll trouble you no further. + + _Mar._ If you intend no good, pray do no harm. + + _Liv._ None, but pray for you. [_Exit_ Livia. + + _Bya._ Cheer wench. + + _Mar._ Now _Byancha_, + Those wits we have, let's wind 'em to the height. + My rest is up wench, and I pull for that + Will make me ever famous. They that lay + Foundations, are half-builders, all men say. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Jaq._ My Master forsooth. + + _Mar._ Oh how does thy Master? prethee commend me to him. + + _Jaq._ How's this? my Master stays forsooth. + + _Mar._ Why let him stay, who hinders him forsooth? + + _Jaq._ The Revel's ended now, + To visit you. + + _Mar._ I am not sick. + + _Jaq._ I mean to see his chamber forsooth. + + _Mar._ Am I his Groom? where lay he last night forsooth? + + _Ja[q]._ In the low matted Parlour. + + _Mar._ There lies his way by the long Gallery. + + _Jaq._ I mean your chamber: y'are very merry Mistriss. + + _Mar._ 'Tis a good sign I am sound hearted _Jaques_: + But if you'll know where I lie, follow me; + And what thou seest, deliver to thy Master. + + _Bya._ Do gentle _Jaques_. [_Exeunt._ + + _Ja._ Ha, is the wind in that door? + By'r Lady we shall have foul weather then: + I do not like the shuffling of these women, + They are mad beasts, when they knock their heads together: + I have observ'd them all this day; their whispers, + One in anothers ear, their signs and pinches, + And breaking often into violent laughters: + As if the end they purpos'd were their own. + Call you this weddings? Sure this is a knavery, + A very trick, and dainty knavery, + Marvellous finely carried, that's the comfort: + What would these women do in ways of honor? + That are such Masters this way? Well, my Sir + Has been as good at finding out these toys, + As any living; if he lose it now, + At his own peril be it. I must follow. [_Exit._ + + + _Scæna Tertia._ + + _Enter Servants with Lights_, Petruchio, Petronius, Moroso, + Tranio, _and_ Sophocles. + + _Pet._ You that are married, Gentlemen; have at ye + For a round wager now. + + _Soph._ Of this nights Stage? + + _Petru._ Yes. + + _Soph._ I am your first man, a pair of Gloves of twenty shillings. + + _Petru._ Done: who takes me up next? I am for all bets. + + _Mor._ Well lusty _Lawrence_, were but my night now, + Old as I am, I would make you clap on Spurs, + But I would reach you, and bring you to your trot too: + I would Gallants. + + _Petru._ Well said good Will; but where's the staff boy, ha? + Old father Time, your hour-glass is empty. + + _Tra._ A good tough train would break thee all to pieces; + Thou hast not breath enough to say thy prayers. + + _Petron._ See how these boys despise us. Will you to bed son? + This pride will have a fall. + + _Petru._ Upon your daughter; + But I shall rise again, if there be truth + In Eggs, and butter'd Parsnips. + + _Petro._ Will you to bed son, and leave talking? + To morrow morning we shall have you look, + For all your great words, like _St. George_ at _Kingston_, + Running a foot-back from the furious Dragon, + That with her angry tail belabours him + For being lazie. + + _Tra._ His courage quench'd, and so far quench'd-- + + _Petru._ 'Tis well Sir. + What then? + + _Soph._ Fly, fly, quoth then the fearful dwarfe; + Here is no place for living man. + + _Petru._ Well my masters, if I do sink under my business, as I find + 'tis very possible, I am not the first that has miscarried; So that's + my comfort, what may be done without impeach or waste, I can and will + do. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + How now, is my fair Bride a bed? + + _Jaq._ No truly, Sir. + + _Petron._ Not a bed yet? body o' me: we'll up and rifle her: here's a + coil with a Maiden-head, 'tis not intail'd, is it? + + _Petru._ If it be, I'll try all the Law i'th' Land, but I'll cut it + off: let's up, let's up, come. + + _Jaq._ That you cannot neither. + + _Petru._ Why? + + _Jaq._ Unless you'll drop through the Chimney like a Daw, or force a + breach i'th' windows: you may untile the house, 'tis possible. + + _Petru._ What dost thou mean? + + _Jaq._ A moral, Sir, the Ballad will express it: + _The wind and the rain, has turned you back again, + And you cannot be lodged there._ The truth is, all the doors + Are baracadoed; not a Cathole, but holds a murd'rer in't. + She's victuall'd for this month. + + _Petru._ Art not thou drunk? + + _Soph._ He's drunk, he's drunk; come, come, let's up. + + _Jaq._ Yes, yes, I am drunk: ye may go up, ye may + Gentlemen, but take heed to your heads: I say no more. + + _Soph._ I'll try that. [_Exit_ Soph. + + _Petron._ How dost thou say? the door fast lock'd fellow? + + _Jaq._ Yes truly Sir, 'tis lock'd, and guarded too; and two as + desperate tongues planted behind it, as e'er yet batter'd: they stand + upon their honors, and will not give up without strange composition, + I'll assure you; marching away with their Pieces cockt, and Bullets + in their mouths, will not satisfie them. + + _Petru._ How's this? how's this? they are-- + Is there another with her? + + _Jaq._ Yes marry is there, and an Enginier. + + _Mor._ Who's that for Heavens sake? + + _Jaq._ Colonel _Byancha_, she commands the works: _Spinola_'s but a + Ditcher to her, there's a half-moon: I am but a poor man, but if + you'll give me leave, I'll venture a years wages, draw all your force + before it, and mount your ablest Piece of battery, you shall not enter + it these three nights yet. + + _Enter_ Sophocles. + + _Petru._ I should laugh at that good _Jaques_. + + _Soph._ Beat back again, she's fortified for ever. + + _Jaq._ Am I drunk now, Sir? + + _Soph._ He that dares most, go up now, and be cool'd. + I have scap'd a pretty scowring. + + _Petru._ What are they mad? have we another _Bedlam_? + They do not talke I hope? + + _Soph._ Oh terribly, extreamly fearful, the noise at _London-bridge_ + is nothing near her. + + _Petru._ How got she tongue? + + _Soph._ As you got tail, she was born to't. + + _Petru._ Lock'd out a doors, and on my wedding-night? + Nay, and I suffer this, I may goe graze: + Come Gentlemen, I'll batter; are these virtues? + + _Soph._ Do, and be beaten off with shame, as I was: I went up, came + to th' door, knock'd, no body answer'd; knock'd louder, yet heard + nothing: would have broke in by force; when suddainly a Water-work + flew from the window with such violence, that had I not duck'd quickly + like a Fryer, _cætera quis nescit_? The chamber's nothing but a mere + _Ostend_, in every window Pewter Cannons mounted, you'll quickly find + with what they are charg'd, Sir. + + _Petru._ Why then _tantara_ for us. + + _Soph._ And all the lower Works lin'd sure with small shot, long + tongues with Fire-locks, that at twelve score blank hit to the heart: + now and ye dare go up. + + _Enter_ Maria _and_ Byanca _above._ + + _Mar._ The window opens, beat a parley first; + I am so much amaz'd, my very hair stands. + + _Petron._ Why how now Daughter: what intrench'd? + + _Mar._ A little guarded for my safety, Sir. + + _Petru._ For your safety Sweet-heart? why who offends you? + I come not to use violence. + + _Mar._ I think you cannot, Sir, I am better fortified. + + _Petru._ I know your end, + You would fain reprieve your Maiden-head + A night, or two. + + _Mar._ Yes, or ten, or twenty, or say an hundred; + Or indeed, till I list lie with you. + + _Soph._ That's a shrewd saying; from this present hour, + I never will believe a silent woman. + When they break out they are bonfires. + + _Petro._ Till you list lie with him? why who are you Madam? + + _Bya._That trim Gentlemans wife, Sir. + + _Petru._ Cry you mercy, do you command too? + + _Mar._ Yes marry does she, and in chief. + + _Bya._ I do command, and you shall go without: + (I mean your wife, for this night) + + _Mar._ And for the next too wench, and so as'[t follows] + + _Petro._ Thou wilt not, wilt'a? + + _Mar._ Yes indeed dear father, + And till he seal to what I shall set down, + For any thing I know for ever. + + _Soph._ Indeed these are Bug[s]-words. + + _Tra._ You hear Sir, she can talk, God be thanked. + + _Petru._ I would I heard it not, Sir. + + _Soph._ I find that all the pity bestow'd upon this woman, + Makes but an Anagram of an ill wife, + For she was never virtuous. + + _Petru._ You'll let me in I hope, for all this jesting. + + _Mar._ Hope still, Sir. + + _Petron._ You will come down I am sure. + + _Mar._ I am sure I will not. + + _Petron._ I'll fetch you then. + + _Bya._ The power of the whole County cannot, Sir, + Unless we please to yield, which yet I think + We shall not; charge when you please, you shall + Hear quickly from us. + + _Mor._ Bless me from a chicken of thy hatching, + Is this wiving? + + _Petru._ Prethee _Maria_ tell me what's the reason, + And doe it freely, you deal thus strangely with me? + You were not forc'd to marry, your consent + Went equally with mine, if not before it: + I hope you do not doubt I want that mettle + A man should have to keep a woman waking; + I would be sorry to be such a Saint yet: + My person, as it is not excellent, + So 'tis not old, nor lame, nor weak with Physick, + But well enough to please an honest woman, + That keeps her house, and loves her Husband. + + _Mar._ 'Tis so. + + _Petru._ My means and my conditions are no shamers + Of him that owes 'em, all the world knows that, + And my friends no reliers on my fortunes. + + _Mar._ All this I believe, and none of all these parcels + I dare [ex]cept against; nay more, so far + I am from making these the ends I aim at, + These idle outward things, these womens fears, + That were I yet unmarried, free to choose + Through all the Tribes of man, I'll take _Petruchio_ + In's shirt, with one ten Groats to pay the Priest, + Before the best man living, or the ablest + That e'er leap'd out of _Lancashire_, and they are right ones. + + _Petron._ Why do you play the fool then, and stand prating + Out of the window like a broken Miller! + + _Petru._ If you will have me credit you _Maria_, + Come down, and let your love confirm it. + + _Mar._ Stay there, Sir, that bargain's yet to make. + + _Bya._ Play sure wench, the Packs in thine own hand. + + _Soph._ Let me die lowsie, if these two wenches + Be not brewing knavery to stock a Kingdom. + + _Petru._ Why this is a Riddle: + I love you, and I love you not. + + _Mar._ It is so: + And till your own experience do untie it, + This distance I must keep. + + _Petru._ If you talk more, + I am angry, very angry. + + _Mar._ I am glad on't, and I will talk. + + _Petru._ Prethee peace, + Let me not think thou art mad. I tell thee woman, + If thou goest forward, I am still _Petruchio_. + + _Mar._ And I am worse, a woman that can fear + Neither _Petruchio Furius_, nor his fame, + Nor any thing that tends to our allegeance; + There's a short method for you, now you know me. + + _Petru._ If you can carry't so, 'tis very well. + + _Bya._ No, you shall carry it, Sir. + + _Petru._ Peace gentle Low-bel. + + _Petron._ Use no more words, but come down instantly, + I charge thee by the duty of a child. + + _Petru._ Prethee come _Maria_, I forgive all. + + _Mar._ Stay there; That duty, that you charge me by + (If you consider truly what you say) + Is now another man's, you gave't away + I' th' Church, if you remember, to my Husband: + So all you can exact now, is no more + But only a due reverence to your person, + Which thus I pay: Your blessing, and I am gone + To bed for this night. + + _Petron._ This is monstrous: + That blessing that _St. Dunstan_ gave the Devil, + If I were neer thee, I would give thee-- + Pull thee down by th' nose. + + _By._ Saints should not rave, Sir; + A little Rubarb now were excellent. + + _Petru._ Then by that duty you owe to me _Maria_, + Open the door, and be obedient: I am quiet yet. + + _Mar._ I do confess that duty, make your best on't. + + _Petru._ Why give me leave, I will. + + _Bya._ Sir, there's no learning + An old stiff Jade to trot, you know the moral. + + _Mar._ Yet as I take it, Sir, I owe no more + Than you owe back again. + + _Petru._ You will not Article? + All I owe, presently, let me but up, I'll pay. + + _Mar._ Y'are too hot, and such prove Jades at length; + You do confess a duty, or respect to me from you again: + That's very near, or full the same with mine? + + _Petru._ Yes. + + _Mar._ Then by that duty, or respect, or what + You please to have it, go to bed and leave me, + And trouble me no longer with your fooling; + For know, I am not for you. + + _Petru._ Well, what remedy? + + _Petron._ A fine smart Cudgel. Oh that I were near thee. + + _Bya._ If you had teeth now, what a case were we in! + + _M[o]r._ These are the most authentique Rebels, next + _Tyrone_, I ever read of. + + _Mar._ A week hence, or a fortnight, as you bear you, + And as I find my will observ'd, I may, + With intercession of some friends, be brought + May be to kiss you; and so quarterly + To pay a little Rent by composition, + You understand me? + + _Soph._ Thou Boy thou. + + _Petru._ Well there are more Maids than _Maudlin_, that's my comfort. + + _Mar._ Yes, and more men than _Michael_. + + _Petru._ I must not to bed with this stomach, and no meat Lady. + + _Mar._ Feed where you will, so it be sound and wholsome, + Else live at Livery, for I'll none with you. + + _By._ You had best back one of the Dairy Maids, they'll carry. + But take heed to your girths, you'll get a bruise else. + + _Petru._ Now if thou wouldst come down and tender me: + All the delights due to a marriage-bed, + Study such kisses as would melt a man, + And turn thy self into a thousand Figures, + To add new flames unto me, I would stand + Thus heavy, thus regardless, thus despising + Thee, and thy best allurings: all the beauty + That's laid upon your bodies, mark me well, + For without doubt your mind's are miserable, + You have no Masques for them: all this rare beauty, + Lay but the Painter and the Silk-worm by, + The Doctor with his Dyets, and the Tailor, + And you appear like flea'd Cats, not so handsome. + + _Mar._ And we appear like her that sent us hither, + That only excellent and beauteous nature; + Truly our selves for men to wonder at, + But too divine to handle; we are Gold, + In our own natures pure; but when we suffer + The husbands stamp upon us, then allays, + And base ones of you men are mingled with us, + And make us blush like Copper. + + _Petru._ Then, and never + Till then are women to be spoken of, + For till that time you have no souls I take it: + Good night: come Gentlemen; I'll fast for this night, + But by this hand, well; I shall come up yet. + + _Mar._ No. + + _Petru._ There will I watch thee like a wither'd Jury, + Thou shalt neither have meat, Fire, nor Candle, + Nor any thing that's easie: do you rebel so soon? + Yet take mercy. + + _By._ Put up your Pipes: to bed Sir, I'll assure you + A months siege will not shake us. + + _Moro._ Well said Colonel. + + _Mar._ To bed, to bed _Petruchio_: good night Gentlemen, + You'll make my Father sick with sitting up: + Here you shall find us any time these ten days, + Unless we may march off with our contentment. + + _Petru._ I'll hang first. + + _Mar._ And I'll quarter if I do not, + I'll make you know, and fear a wife _Petruchio_, + There my cause lies. + You have been famous for a woman-tamer, + And bear the fear'd-name of a brave Wife-breaker: + A woman now shall take those honors off, + And tame you; nay, never look so bigg, she shall, believe me, + And I am she: what think ye; good night to all, + Ye shall find Centinels. + + _By._ If ye dare sally. [_Exeunt above._ + + _Petro._ The devil's in 'em, ev'n the very devil, the downright devil. + + _Petru._ I'll devil 'em: by these ten bones I will: I'll bring it to + the old Proverb, no sport no pie:----taken down i'th' top of all my + speed; this is fine dancing: Gentlemen, stick to me. You see our + Freehold's touch'd, and by this light, we will beleagure 'em, and + either starve 'em out, or make 'em recreant. + + _Petro._ I'll see all passages stopt, but those about 'em: + If the good women of the Town dare succor 'em, + We shall have wars indeed. + + _Soph._ I'll stand perdue upon 'em. + + _Mor._ My Regiment shall lie before. + + _Jaq._ I think so, 'tis grown too old to stand. + + _Petru._ Let's in, and each provide his tackle, + We'll fire 'em out, or make 'em take their pardons: + Hear what I say on their bare knees-- + Am I _Petruchio_, fear'd, and spoken of, + And on my wedding night am I thus jaded? [_Exeunt omn._ + + + _Scæna Quarta._ + + _Enter_ Rowland _and_ Pedro _at several doors._ + + _Row._ Now _Pedro_? + + _Ped._ Very busie Master _Rowland_. + + _Row._ What haste man? + + _Ped._ I beseech you pardon me, + I am not mine own man. + + _Row._ Thou art not mad? + + _Ped._ No; but believe me, as hasty-- + + _Row._ The cause good _Pedro_? + + _Ped._ There be a thousand Sir; you are not married? + + _Row._ Not yet. + + _Ped._ Keep your self quiet then. + + _Row._ Why? + + _Ped._ You'll find a Fiddle + That never will be tun'd else: from all women-- [_Exit._ + + _Row._ What ails the fellow tro? _Jaques_? + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Jaq._ Your friend Sir. + But very full of business. + + _Row._ Nothing but business? + Prethee the reason, is there any dying? + + _Jaq._ I would there were Sir. + + _Row._ But thy business? + + _Jaq._ I'll tell you in a word, I am sent to lay + An Imposition upon Souse and Puddings, + Pasties, and penny Custards, that the women + May not relieve yo[n] Rebels: Fare ye well, Sir. + + _Row._ How does my Mistriss? + + _Jaq._ Like a resty jade. + She's spoil'd for riding. [_Exit_ Jaques. + + _Row._ What a devil ail they? + + _Enter_ Sophocles. + + Custards, and penny Pasties, Fools and Fiddles, + What's this to th' purpose? Oh well met. + + _Soph._ Now _Rowland_. + I cannot stay to talk long. + + _Row._ What's the matter? + Here's stirring, but to what end? whither goe you? + + _Soph._ To view the Works. + + _Row._ What Works? + + _Soph._ The womens Trenches. + + _Row._ Trenches? are such to see? + + _Soph._ I do not jest, Sir. + + _Row._ I cannot understand you. + + _Soph._ Do not you hear + In what a state of quarrel the new Bride + Stands with her Husband? + + _Row._ Let him stand with her, and there's an end. + + _Soph._ It should be, but by'r Lady + She holds him out at Pikes end, and defies him, + And now is fortifi'd, such a Regiment of Rutters + Never defied men braver: I am sent + To view their preparation. + + _Row._ This is news + Stranger than Arms in the air: you saw not + My gentle Mistriss? + + _Soph._ Yes, and meditating + Upon some secret business, when she had found it + She leap'd for joy, and laugh'd, and straight retir'd + To shun _Moroso_. + + _Row._ This may be for me. + + _Soph._ Will you along? + + _Row._ No. + + _Soph._ Farewel. [_Exit_ Sophocles. + + _Row._ Farewel, Sir. + What should her musing mean, and what her joy in't, + If not for my advantage? stay ye; may not + + _Enter_ Livia _at one door, and_ Moroso _at another, hearkning._ + + That bob-tail jade _Moroso_, with his Gold, + His gew-gaudes, and the hope she has to send him + Quickly to dust, excite this? here she comes, + And yonder walks the Stallion to discover: + Yet I'll salute her: save you beauteous Mistriss. + + _Liv._ The Fox is kennell'd for me: save you Sir. + + _Row._ Why do you look so strange? + + _Liv._ I use to look Sir + Without examination. + + _Mar._ Twenty Spur-Royals for that word. + + _Row._ Belike then + The object discontents you? + + _Liv._ Yes it does. + + _Row._ Is't come to this? you know me, do you not? + + _Liv._ Yes, as I may know many by repentance. + + _Row._ Why do you break your faith? + + _Liv._ I'll tell you that too, + You are under age, and no band holds upon you. + + _Mor._ Excellent wench. + + _Liv._ Sue out your understanding, + And get more hair to cover your bare knuckle; + (For boys were made for nothing, but dry kisses) + And if you can, more manners. + + _Mor._ Better still. + + _Liv._ And then if I want _Spanish_ Gloves, or Stockings, + A ten pound Wastecoat, or a Nag to hunt on, + It may be I shall grace you to accept 'em. + + _Row._ Farewel, and when I credit women more, + May I to _Smithfield_, and there buy a Jade, + (And know him to be so) that breaks my neck. + + _Liv._ Because I have known you, I'll be thus kind to you; + Farewel, and be a man, and I'll provide you, + Because I see y'are desperate, some staid Chamber-maid + That may relieve your youth with wholsome doctrine. + + _Mor._ She's mine from all the world: ha wench? + + _Liv._ Ha Chicken?-- [_gives him a box o' th' ear, and Ex._ + + _Mor._ How's this? I do not love these favors: save you. + + _Row._ The devil take thee-- [_wrings him by th' nose._ + + _Mor._ Oh! + + _Row._ There's a Love-token for you: thank me now. + + _Mor._ I'll think on some of ye, and if I live, + My nose alone shall not be plaid withal. [_Exit._ + + + + + _Actus Secundus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Petronius, _and_ Moroso. + + _Petro._ A Box o'th' ear do you say? + + _Mor._ Yes sure, a sound one, + Beside my nose blown to my hand; if _Cupid_ + Shoot Arrows of that weight, I'll swear devoutly, + H'as sued his Livery, and is no more a boy. + + _Petro._ You gave her some ill language? + + _Mor._ Not a word. + + _Petro._ Or might be you were fumbling? + + _Mor._ Would I had Sir. + I had been a forehand then; but to be baffl'd, + And have no feeling of the cause-- + + _Petro._ Be patient, + I have a medicine clapt to her back will cure her. + + _Mor._ No sure it must be afore, Sir. + + _Petro._ O' my conscience, + When I got these two wenches (who till now + Ne'r shew'd their riding) I was drunk with Bastard, + Whose nature is to form things like it self + Heady, and monstrous: did she slight him too? + + _Mor._ That's all my comfort: a meer Hobby-horse + She made child _Rowland_: s'foot she would not know him, + Not give him a free look, not reckon him + Among her thoughts, which I held more than wonder, + I having seen her within's three days kiss him + With such an appetite as though she would eat him. + + _Petro._ There is some trick in this: how did he take it? + + _Mor._ Ready to cry; he ran away. + + _Petro._ I fear her. + And yet I tell you, ever to my anger, + She is as tame as innocency; it may be + This blow was but a favour. + + _Mor._ I'll be sworn 'twas well tied on then. + + _Petro._ Goe too, pray forget it, + I have bespoke a Priest: and within's two hours + I'll have ye married; will that please you? + + _Mor._ Yes. + + _Petro._ I'll see it done my self, and give the Lady + Such a sound exhortation for this knavery + I'll warrant you, shall make her smell this month on't. + + _Mor._ Nay good Sir be not violent. + + _Petro._ Neither-- + + _Mor._ It may be + Out of her earnest love there grew a longing + (As you know women have such toys) in kindness, + To give me a box o'th' ear, or so. + + _Petro._ It may be. + + _Mor._ I reckon for the best still: this night then + I shall enjoy her. + + _Petro._ You shall handsel her. + + _Mor._ Old as I am, I'll give her one blow for't + Shall make her groan this twelve-month. + + _Petro._ Where's your Joynture? + + _Mor._ I have a Joynture for her. + + _Petro._ Have your Council perus'd it yet? + + _Mor._ No Council but the night, and your sweet daughter, + Shall e'r peruse that joynture. + + _Petro._ Very well, Sir. + + _Moro._ I'll no demurrers on't, nor no rejoynders. + The other's ready seal'd. + + _Petro._ Come then let's comfort + My Son _Petruchio_, he's like little Children + That loose their baubles, crying ripe. + + _Mor._ Pray tell me, + Is this stern woman still upon the flaunt + Of bold defiance? + + _Petro._ Still, and still she shall be, + Till she be starv'd out, you shall see such justice, + That women shall be glad after this tempest, + To tie their husbands shooes, and walk their horses. + + _Mor._ That were a merry world: do you hear the rumor? + They say the women are in insurrection, + And mean to make a-- + + _Petro._ They'll sooner + Draw upon walls as we do: Let 'em, let 'em, + We'll ship 'em out in Cuck-stools, there they'll sail + As brave _Columbus_ did, till they discover + The happy Islands of obedience. + We stay too long, Come. + + _Mor._ Now _St. George_ be with us. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scæna Secunda._ + + _Enter_ Livia _alone._ + + _Liv._ Now if I can but get in handsomely, + Father I shall deceive you; and this night + For all your private plotting, I'll no wedlock; + I have shifted sail, and find my Sisters safety + A sure retirement; pray to heaven that _Rowland_ + Do not believe too far, what I said to him, + For yon old Foxcase forc'd me, that's my fear. + Stay, let me see, this quarter fierce _Petruchio_ + Keeps with his Myrmidons, I must be suddain, + If he seize on me, I can look for nothing + But Marshal-Law; to this place have I scap'd him; + Above there. + + _Enter_ Maria _and_ Byancha _above._ + + _Mar._ _Cheval' a._ + + _Liv._ A friend. + + _By._ Who are you? + + _Liv._ Look out and know. + + _Mar._ Alas poor wench, who sent thee? + What weak fool made thy tongue his Orator? + I know you come to parly. + + _Liv._ Y'are deceiv'd, + Urg'd by the goodness of your cause, I come + To do as you do. + + _Mar._ Y'are too weak, too foolish, + To cheat us with your smoothness: do not we know + Thou hast been kept up tame? + + _Liv._ Believe me. + + _Mar._ No, prethee good _Livia_ + Utter thy Eloquence somewhere else. + + _By._ Good Cosin + Put up your Pipes; we are not for your palate + Alas we know who sent you. + + _Liv._ O' my word-- + + _By._ Stay there; you must not think your word, + Or by your Maidenhead, or such Sunday oaths, + Sworn after Even-Song, can inveigle us + To lose our hand-fast: did their wisdoms think + That sent you hither, we would be so foolish, + To entertain our gentle Sister _Sinon_, + And give her credit, while the wooden Jade + _Petruchio_ stole upon us: no good Sister, + Go home, and tell the merry _Greeks_ that sent you, + _Ilium_ shall burn, and I, as did _Æneas_, + Will on my back, spite of the _Myrmidons_, + Carry this warlike Lady, and through Seas + Unknown, and unbeliev'd, seek out a Land, + Where like a race of noble _Amazons_ + We'll root our se[l]ves, and to our endless glory + Live, and despise base men. + + _Liv._ I'll second ye. + + _By._ How long have you been thus? + + _Liv._ That's all one, Cosin, + I stand for freedom now. + + _By._ Take heed of lying; + For by this light, if we do credit you, + And find you tripping, his infliction + That kill'd the Prince of _Orange_, will be sport + To what we purpose. + + _Liv._ Let me feel the heaviest. + + _Mar._ Swear by thy Sweet-heart _Rowland_ (for by your maiden-head, + I fear 'twill be too late to swear) you mean + Nothing but fair and safe, and honourable + To us, and to your self. + + _Liv._ I swear. + + _By._ Stay yet, + Swear as you hate _Moroso_, that's the surest, + And as you have a certain fear to find him + Worse than a poor dry'd _Jack_, full of more aches + Than _Autumn_ has; more knavery, and usury, + And foolery, and brokery, than dogs-ditch: + As you do constantly believe he's nothing + But an old empty bag with a grey beard, + And that Beard such a bob-tail, that it looks + Worse than a Mares tail eaten off with Fillies: + As you acknowledge that young handsome wench + That lies by such a _Bilboa_ blade that bends + With ev'ry pass he makes, to th' hilts, [most] miserable, + A dry Nurse to his Coughs, a fewterer + To such a nasty fellow, a robb'd thing + Of all delights youth looks for: and to end, + One cast away on course beef, born to brush + That everlasting Cassock that has worn + As many servants out, as the Northeast passage + Has consum'd Sailors: if you swear this, and truly + Without the reservation of a gown + Or any meritorious Petticoat, + 'Tis like we shall believe you. + + _Liv._ I do swear it. + + _Mar._ Stay yet a little; came this wholsome motion + (Deal truly Sister) from your own opinion, + Or some suggestion of the Foe? + + _Liv._ Nev'r fear me, + For by that little faith I have in Husbands, + And the great zeal I bear your cause, I come + Full of that liberty you stand for, Sister. + + _Mar._ If we believe, and you prove recreant, _Livia_, + Think what a maim you give the noble Cause + We now stand up for: Think what women shall, + An hundred years hence, speak thee, when examples + Are look'd for, and so great ones, whose relations, + Spoke as we do 'em wench, shall make new customs. + + _By._ If you be false, repent, go home, and pray, + And to the serious women of the City + Confess your self; bring not a sin so hainous + To load thy soul to this place: mark me _Livia_, + If thou be'st double, and betray'st our honors, + And we fail in our purpose: get thee where + There is no women living, nor no hope + There ever shall be. + + _Mar._ If a Mothers daughter, + That ever heard the name of stubborn husband + Find thee, and know thy sin. + + _By._ Nay, if old age, + One that has worn away the name of woman, + And no more left to know her by, but railing, + No teeth, nor eyes, nor legs, but wooden ones + Come but i'th' wind-ward of thee, for sure she'll smell thee; + Thou'lt be so rank, she'll ride thee like a night-Mare, + And say her Prayers back-ward to undo thee: + She'll curse thy meat and drink, and when thou marriest, + Clap a sound spell for ever on thy pleasures. + + _Mar._ Children of five year old, like little Fairies, + Will pinch thee into motley: all that ever + Shall live, and hear of thee, I mean all women, + Will (like so many furies) shake their keys; + And toss their flaming distaffs o'r their heads, + Crying revenge: take heed, 'tis hideous: + Oh 'tis a fearful office, if thou hadst + (Though thou be'st perfect now) when thou cam'st hither, + A false imagination, get thee gone, + And as my learned Cosin said, repent, + This place is sought by soundness. + + _Liv._ So I seek it, + Or let me be a most despis'd example. + + _Mar._ I do believe thee, be thou worthy of it. + You come not empty? + + _Liv._ No, here's Cakes, and cold meat, + And Tripe of proof: behold, here's Wine and Beer, + Be suddain, I shall be surpriz'd else. + + _Mar._ Meet at the low parlour door, there lies a close way: + What fond obedience you have living in you, + Or duty to a man before you enter, + Fling it away, 'twill but defile our Off'rings. + + _By._ Be wary as you come. + + _Liv._ I warrant ye. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scæna Tertia._ + + _Enter three Maids._ + + _1 Mai._ How goes your business Girls? + + _2._ A foot, and fair. + + _3._ If fortune favour us: away to your strength, + The Countrey Forces are arriv'd, be gone, + We are discover'd else. + + _1._ Arm, and be valiant. + + _2._ Think of our cause. + + _3._ Our Justice. + + _1._ 'Tis sufficient. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scæna Quarta._ + + _Enter_ Rowland _and_ Tranio _at several doors._ + + _Tra._ Now _Rowland_? + + _Row._ How doe you? + + _Tra._ How dost thou man? + Thou look'st ill: + + _[R]ow._ Yes, pray can you tell me _Tranio_, + Who knew the devil first? + + _Tra._ A woman. + + _Row._ So. Were they not well acquainted? + + _Tra._ May be so, + For they had certain Dialogues together. + + _Row._ He sold her fruit, I take it? + + _Tra._ Yes, and Cheese + That choak'd all mankind after. + + _Row._ Canst thou tell me + Whether that woman ever had a faith + After she had eaten? + + _Tra._ That's a School-question + + _Row._ No, + 'Tis no question, for believe me _Tranio_, + That cold fruit after eating bread naught in her + But windy promises, and chollick vows + That broke out both ways. + [Thou] hast heard I am sure + Of _Esculapius_, a far famed Surgeon, + One that could set together quarter'd Traitors + And make 'em honest men. + + _Tra._ How dost thou _Rowland_? + + _Row._ Let him but take, (if [h]e dare do a cure + Shall get him fame indeed) a faithless woman, + There will be credit for him, that will speak him, + A broken woman _Tranio_, a base woman, + And if he can cure such a rack of honor + Let him come here, and practice. + + _Tra._ Now for honors sake, + Why what ail'st thou _Rowland_? + + _Row._ I am ridden _Tranio_. + And spur-gall'd to the life of patience + (Heaven keep my wits together) by a thing + Our worst thoughts are too noble for, a woman. + + _Tra._ Your Mistriss has a little frown'd it may be? + + _Row._ She was my Mistriss. + + _Tra._ Is she not? + + _R[o]w._ No _Tranio_. + She has done me such disgrace, so spitefully + So like a woman bent to my undoing, + That henceforth a good horse shall be my Mistriss, + A good Sword, or a Book: and if you see her, + Tell her I [doe] beseech you, even for love sake.-- + + _Tra._ I will _Rowland_. + + _Row._ She may sooner + Count the good I have thought her, + Our old love and our friendship, + Shed one true tear, mean one hour constantly, + Be old and honest, married, and a maid, + Than make me see her more, or more believe her: + And now I have met a messenger, farewel Sir. [_Exit._ + + _Tra._ Alas poor _Rowland_, I will do it for thee: + This is that dog _Moroso_, but I hope + To see him cold i'th' mouth first, e'r he enjoy her: + I'll watch this young man, desperate thoughts may seize him, + And if my purse or council can, I'll ease him. [_Exit._ + + + _Scæna Quinta._ + + _Enter_ Petruchio, Petronius, Moroso, _and_ Sophocles. + + _Petru._ For look you Gentlemen, say that I grant her, + Out of my free and liberal love, a pardon, + Which you, and all men else know, she deserves not, + _(Teneatis amici)_ can all the world leave laughing? + + _Petro._ I think not. + + _Petru._ No by ---- they cannot; + For pray consider, have you ever read, + Or heard of, or can any man imagine. + So stiff a _Tom-boy_, of so set a malice, + And such a brazen resolution, + As this young Crab-tree? and then answer me, + And mark but this too friends, without a cause, + Not a foul word come cross her, not a fear, + She justly can take hold on, and do you think + I must sleep out my anger, and endure it, + Sow pillows to her ease, and lull her mischief? + Give me a Spindle first: no, no my Masters, + Were she as fair as _Nell-a-Greece_, and housewife, + As good as the wise Sailors wife, and young still, + Never above fifteen, and these tricks to it, + She should ride the wild Mare once a week, she should, + (Believe me friends she should) I would tabor her, + Till all the Legions that are crept into her, + Flew out with fire i'th' tails. + + _Soph._ Methinks you err now, + For to me seems, a little sufferance + Were a far surer cure. + + _Petru._ Yes, I can suffer, + Where I see promises of peace and amendment. + + _Mor._ Give her a few conditions. + + _Petru._ I'll be hanged first. + + _Petron._ Give her a Crab-tree Cudgel. + + _Petru._ So I will; + And after it a flock-bed for her bones. + And hard eggs, till they brace her like a Drum, + She shall be pamper'd with ---- + She shall not know a stool in ten months, Gentlemen. + + _Soph._ This must not be. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Jaq._ Arm, arm, out with your weapons, + For all the women in the Kingdom's on ye; + + _Enter_ Pedro. + + They swarm like wasps, and nothing can destroy 'em, + But stopping of their hive, and smothering of 'em, + + _Ped._ Stand to your guard, Sir, all the devils extant + Are broke upon us like a cloud of thunder; + There are more women marching hitherward, + In rescue of my Mistriss, than e'er turn'd tail + At _Sturbridge_ Fair, and I believe, as fiery. + + _Jaq._ The forlorn hope's led by a Tanner's wife, + I know her by her Hide, a desperate woman: + She flead her Husband in her youth, and made + Raynes of his Hide to ride the parish. Take 'em all together, + They are a genealogy of Jennets, gotten + And born thus by the boisterous breath of Husbands; + They serve sure, a[n]d are swift to catch occasion, + (I mean their foes or Husbands) by the forelocks, + And there they hang like favours; cry they can + But more for Noble spight, than fear: and crying + Like the old Giants that were foes to heaven, + They heave ye stool on stool, and fling main Pot-lids + Like massie Rocks, dart Ladles, tossing Irons, + And Tongs like Thunderbolts, till overlaid, + They fall beneath the weight; yet still aspiring + At those Emperious [Codsheads] that would tame 'em. + There's ne'r a one of these, the worst and weakest, + (Chuse where you will,) but dare attempt the raising, + Against the soveraign peace of Puritans, + A _May_-pole and a Morris, maugre mainly + Their zeal, and Dudgeon-daggers: and yet more, + Dares plant a stand of batt'ring Ale against 'em, + And drink 'em out o'th' parish. + + _Soph._ Lo you fierce _Petruchio_, this comes of your impatience. + + _Ped._ There's one brought in the Bears against the Canons + Of the Town, made it good, and fought 'em. + + _Jaq._ Another to her everlasting fame, erected + Two Ale-houses of ease: the Quarter-Sessions + Running against her roundly; in which business + Two of the disanullers lost their night-caps: + A third stood excommunicate by the cudgel; + The Constable, to her eternal glory, + Drunk hard, and was converted, and she victor. + + _Ped._ Then are they victualed with Pies and Puddings, + (The trappings of good Stomachs) noble Ale + The true defender, Sausages, and smoak'd ones, + If need be, such as serve for Pikes; and Pork, + (Better the Jews ne'r hated:) here and there + A bottle of _Metheglin_, a stout _Britain_ + That will stand to 'em; what else they want, they war for. + + _Petru._ Come to council. + + _Soph._ Now you must grant conditions, or the Kingdom + Will have no other talke but this. + + _Petron._ Away then, and let's advise the best. + + _Soph._ Why do you tremble? + + _Mor._ Have I liv'd thus long to be knockt o'th' head, + With half a Washing-beetle: pray be wise, Sir. + + _Petru._ Come, something I'll do, but what it is, I know not. + + _Soph._ To Council then, and let's avoid their follies. + Guard all the doors, or we shall not have a Cloak left. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scæna_ [_Sexta._] + + _Enter_ Petronius, Petruchio, Moroso, Sophocles, _and_ Tranio. + + _Petro._ I am indifferent, though I must confess, + I had rather see her carted. + + _Tra._ No more of that, Sir. + + _Soph._ Are ye resolv'd to give her fair conditions? + 'Twill be the safest way. + + _Petru._ I am distracted, + Would I had run my head into a halter + When I first woo'd her: if I offer peace, + She'll urge her own conditions, that's the devil. + + _Soph._ Why, say she do? + + _Petru._ Say, I am made an Ass, then; + I know her aim: may I, with reputation + (Answer me this) with safety of mine honor, + (After the mighty manage of my first wife, + Which was indeed a fury to this Filly, + After my twelve strong labours to reclaim her, + Which would have made Don _Hercules_ horn mad, + And hid him in his Hide) suffer this _Cicely_? + E're she have warm'd my sheets, e're grappell'd with me, + This Pinck, this painted Foist, this Cockle-boat, + To hang her Fights out, and defie me friends, + A well known man of war? if this be equal, + And I may suffer, say, and I have done? + + _Petron._ I do not think you may. + + _Tra._ You'll make it worse, Sir. + + _Soph._ Pray hear me good _Petruchio_: but ev'n now, + You were contented to give all conditions, + To try how far she would carry: 'Tis a folly, + (And you will find it so) to clap the curb on, + E're you be sure it proves a natural wildness, + And not a forc'd. Give her conditions, + For on my life this trick is put into her. + + _Petron._ I should believe so too. + + _Soph._ And not her own. + + _Tra._ You'll find it so. + + _Soph._ Then if she flownder with you, + Clap spurs on, and in this you'll deal with temperance, + Avoid the hurry of the world. + + _Tra._ And loose. [_Musick above._ + + _Mor._ No honor on my life, Sir. + + _Petru._ I will do it. + + _Petron._ It seems they are very merry. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Petru._ Why [God] hold it. + + _Mor._ Now _Jaques_? + + _Jaq._ They are i'th' flaunt, Sir. + + _Soph._ Yes we hear 'em. + + _Jaq._ They have got a stick of Fiddles, and they firk it, + In wondrous ways, the two grand _Capitano's_, + (They brought the Auxiliary Regiments) + Dance with their coats tuckt up to their bare breeches, + And bid [them] kiss 'em, that's the burden; + They have got _Metheglin_, and audacious Ale; + And talk like Tyrants. + + _Petron._ How knowest thou? + + _Jaq._ I peept in + At a loose Lansket. + + SONG. + + _A Health for all this day + To the woman that bears the sway + And wears the breeches; + Let it come, let it come._ + + _Let this health be a Seal, + For the good of the Common-weal + the woman shall wear the breeches._ + + _Lets drink then and laugh it + And merrily merrily quaff it + And tipple, and tipple a round + here's to thy fool, + and to my fool. + Come, to all fools + though it cost us wench, many a pound._ + + _Tra._ Hark. + + _Petro._ A Song, pray silence. [_All the Women above. + Citizens and Countrey + _Mor._ They look out. women._ + + _Petru._ Good ev'n Ladies. + + _Mar._ Good you good ev'n Sir. + + _Petru._ How have you slept to night? + + _Mar._ Exceeding well Sir. + + _Petru._ Did you not wish me with you? + + _Mar._ No, believe me, + I never thought upon you. + + _Cun._ Is that he? + + _Bya._ Yes. + + _Cun._ Sir? + + _Soph._ She has drank hard, mark her Hood. + + _Cun._ You are-- + + _Soph._ Learnedly drunk, I'll hang else: let her utter. + + _Cun._ And I must tell you, _viva voce_ friend, + A very foolish fellow. + + _Tra._ There's an Ale figure. + + _Petru._ I thank you _Susan Brotes_. + + _Cit._ Forward Sister. + + _Cun._ You have espoused here a hearty woman, + A comly, and courageous. + + _Petru._ Well, I have so. + + _Cun._ And to the comfort of distressed damsels, + Women out-worn in wedlock; and such vessels, + This woman has defied you. + + _Petru._ It should seem so. + + _Cun._ And why? + + _Petru._ Yes, can you tell? + + _Cun._ For thirteen causes. + + _Petru._ Pray by your patience Mistriss. + + _Cit._ Forward Sister. + + _Petru._ Do you mean to treat of all these? + + _Cit._ Who shall let her? + + _Petro._ Do you hear, Velvet hood, we come not now + To hear your doctrine. + + _Cun._ For the first, I take it, + It doth divide it self into seven branches. + + _Petru._ Hark you good _Maria_, + Have you got a Catechiser here? + + _Tra._ Good zeal. + + _Soph._ Good three pil'd predication, will you peace, + And hear the cause we come for? + + _Cun._ Yes bob-tails + We know the cause you come for, here's the cause, + But never hope to carry her, never dream + Or flatter your opinions with a thought + Of base repentance in her. + + _Cit._ Give me Sack, + By this, and next strong Ale. + + _Cun._ Swear forward Sister. + + _Cit._ By all that's cordial, in this place we'll bury + Our bones, fames, tongues, our triumphs and [then] all + That ever yet was chronicl'd of woman; + But this brave wench, this excellent despiser, + This bane of dull obedience, shall inherit + His liberal Will, and march off with conditions + Noble, and worth her self. + + _Cun._ She shall _Tom Tilers_, + And brave ones too, my Hood shall make a Hearse-cloth, + And I'll lie under it like _Jone o' Gaunt_, + E'r I go less, my Distaff stuck up by me, + For the eternal Trophy of my conquests; + And loud fame at my head with two main bottles, + Shall fill to all the world the glorious fall + Of old _Don Gillian_. + + _Cit._ Yet a little further, + We have taken Arms in rescue of this Lady; + Most just and Noble: if ye beat us off + Without conditions, and we recant, + Use us as we deserve; and first degrade us + Of all our antient chambring: next that + The Symbols of our secresie, silk Stockings, + Hew of our heels; our petticoats of Arms + Tear off our bodies, and our Bodkins break + Over our coward heads. + + _Cun._ And ever after + To make the tainture most notorious, + At all our Crests, _videlicet_ our Plackets, + Let Laces hang, and we return again + Into our former titles, Da[y]ry-maids. + + _Petru._ No more wars: puissant Ladies, shew conditions + And freely I accept 'em. + + _Mar._ Call in _Livia;_ + She's in the Treaty too. + + _Enter_ Livia _above._ + + _Mor._ How, _Livia_? + + _Mar._ Hear you that Sir? + There's the conditions for ye, pray peruse 'em. + + _Petron._ Yes, there she is: 't had been no right rebellion, + Had she held off; what think you man? + + _Mor._ Nay nothing. + I have enough o' th' prospect: o' my conscience, + The worlds end, and the goodness of a woman + Will come together. + + _Petron._ Are you there sweet Lady? + + _Liv._ Cry you mercy Sir, I saw you not: your blessing. + + _Petron._ Yes, when I bless a jade, that stumbles with me. + How are the Articles? + + _Liv._ This is for you Sir; + And I shall think upon't. + + _Mor._ You have us'd me finely. + + _Liv._ There's no other use of thee now extant, + But to be hung up, Cassock, Cap, and all, + For some strange monster at Apothecaries. + + _Petron._ I hear you whore. + + _Liv._ It must be his then Sir, + For need will then compel me. + + _Cit._ Blessing on thee. + + [_Liv._ He wil undoe me in meere pans of Coles + To make him lustie.] + + _Petron._ There's no talking to 'em; + How are they Sir? + + _Petru._ As I expected: Liberty and clothes, [_Reads._ + When, and in what way she will: continual moneys, + Company, and all the house at her dispose; + No tongue to say, why is this? or whether will it; + New Coaches, and some buildings, she appoints here; + Hangings, and Hunting-horses: and for Plate + And Jewels for her private use, I take it, + Two thousand pound in present: then for Musick, + And women to read _French_; + + _Petron._ This must not be. + + _Petru._ And at the latter end a clause put in, + That _Livia_ shall by no man be importun'd, + This whole month yet, to marry. + + _Petron._ This is monstrous. + + _Petru._ This shall be done, I'll humor her awhile: + If nothing but repentance and undoing + Can win her love, I'll make a shift for one. + + _Soph._ When ye are once a bed, all these conditions + Lie under your own seal. + + _Mar._ Do you like 'em? + + _Petru._ Yes. + And by that faith I gave you 'fore the Priest + I'll ratifie 'em. + + _Cun._ Stay, what pledges? + + _Mar._ No, I'll take that oath; + But have a care you keep it. + + _Cit._ 'Tis not now + As when _Andrea_ liv'd. + + _Cun._ If you do juggle, + Or alter but a Letter of these Articles + We have set down, the self-same persecution. + + _Mar._ Mistrust him not. + + _Petru._ By all my honesty---- + + _Mar._ Enough, I yield. + + _Petron._ What's this Inserted here? + + _Soph._ That the two valiant women that [command] here + Shall have a Supper made 'em, and a large one, + And liberal entertainment without grudging, + And pay for all their soldiers. + + _Petru._ That shall be too; + And if a Tun of Wine will serve to pay 'em, + They shall have justice: I ordain ye all + Pay-masters, Gentlemen. + + _Tra._ Then we shall have sport boys. + + _Mar._ We'll meet you in the Parlor. + + _Petru._ Ne'r look sad, Sir, for I will do it. + + _Soph._ There's no danger in't. + + _Petr[u]._ For _Livia_'s Article you shall observe it, + I have ti'd my self. + + _Petron._ I will. + + _Petru._ Along then: now + Either I break, or this stiff plant must bow. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Tertius. Scæna Prima._ + + _Enter_ Tranio _and_ Rowland. + + _Tra._ Come you shall take my counsel. + + _Row._ I shall hang first. + I'll no more love, that's certain, 'tis a bane, + (Next that they poison Rats with) the most mortal: + No, I thank Heaven, I have got my sleep again, + And now begin to write sence; I can walk ye + A long hour in my chamber like a man, + And think of some thing that may better me; + Some serious point of Learning, or my state; + No more ay-mees, and [miseries] _Tranio_, + Come near my brain. I'll tell thee, had the devil + But any essence in him of a man, + And could be brought to love, and love a woman, + 'Twould make his head ake worser than his horns do; + And firk him with a fire he never felt yet, + Would make him dance. I tell thee there is nothing + (It may be thy case _Tranio_, therefore hear me:) + Under the Sun (reckon the mass of follies + Crept into th' world with man) so desperate, + So mad, so senceless, poor and base, so wretched, + Roguy, and scurvy. + + _Tra._ Whether wilt thou _Rowland_? + + _Row._ As 'tis to be in love. + + _Tra._ And why for virtue sake? + + _Row._ And why for virtue's sake? dost thou not conceive me? + + _Tra._ No by my troth. + + _Row._ Pray then and heartily, + For fear thou fall into't: I'll tell thee why too, + (For I have hope to save thee) when thou lovest, + And first beginst to worship the gilt calf: + _Imprimis_, thou hast lost thy gentry, + And like a Prentice, flung away thy Freedom, + Forthwith thou art a slave. + + _Tr[a]._ That's a new Doctrine. + + _Row._ Next thou art no more man. + + _Tra._ What then? + + _Row._ A Fryppery; + Nothing but braided hair and penny ribbond, + Glove, Garter, Ring, Rose, or at best a Swabber, + If thou canst love so near to keep thy making, + Yet thou wilt lose thy language. + + _Tra._ Why? + + _Row._ Oh _Tranio_, + Those things in love, ne'r talk as we do. + + _Tra._ No? + + _Row._ No, without doubt, they sigh, and shake the head, + And sometimes whistle dolefully. + + _Tra._ No tongue? + + _Row._ Yes _Tranio_, but no truth in't, nor no reason, + And when they cant (for 'tis a kind of canting) + Ye shall hear, if you reach to understand 'em + (Which you must be a fool first, or you cannot) + Such gibb'rish; such believe me, I protest Sweet, + And oh dear Heavens, in which such constellations + Reign at the births of Lovers, this is too well, + And daigne me Lady, daigne me I beseech ye + You poor unworthy lump, and then she licks him. + + _Tra._ A ---- on't, this is nothing. + + _Row._ Thou hast hit it: + Then talks she ten times worse, and wryes, and wriggles, + As though she had the Itch (and so it may be.) + + _Tra._ Why thou art grown a strange discoverer. + + _Row._ Of mine own follies _Tranio_. + + _Tra._ Wilt thou _Rowland_, + Certain ne'er love again? + + _Row._ I think so, certain, + And if I be not dead drunk I shall keep it. + + _Tra._ Tell me but this; what dost thou think of women? + + _Row._ Why, as I think of Fiddles, they delight me, + Till their strings break. + + _Tra._ What strings? + + _Row._ Their modesties, + Faiths, Vows, and Maidenheads, for they are like Kits + They have but four strings to 'em. + + _Tra._ What wilt thou + Give me for ten pound now, when thou next lovest, + And the same woman still? + + _Row._ Give me the money; + A hundred, and my Bond for't. + + _Tra._ But pray hear me, + I'll work all means I can to reconcile ye: + + _Row._ Do, do, Give me the money; + + _Tra._ There. + + _Row._ Work _Tranio_. + + _Tra._ You shall go sometimes where she is. + + _Row._ Yes straight. + This is the first good I e'er got by woman. + + _Tra._ You would think it strange now, if another beauty + As good as hers, say better. + + _Row._ Well. + + _Tra._ Conceive me, + This is no point o' th' wager. + + _Row._ That's all one. + + _Tra._ Love you as much, or more, than now she hates you. + + _Row._ 'Tis a good hearing, let 'em love: ten pound more, + I never love that woman. + + _Tra._ There it is; + And so an hundred, if you lose. + + _Row._ 'Tis done; + Have you another to put in? + + _Tra._ No, no Sir. + + _Row._ I am very sorry: now will I erect + A new game, and go hate for th' bell; I am sure + I am in excellent case to win. + + _Tra._ I must have leave + To tell you, and tell truth too, what she is, + And how she suffers for you. + + _Row._ Ten pound more, + I never believe you. + + _Tra._ No Sir, I am stinted. + + _Row._ Well, take your best way then. + + _Tra._ Let's walk, I am glad + Your sullen Feavor's off. + + _Row._ Shalt see me _Tranio_ + A monstrous merry man now: let's to the Wedding, + And as we go, tell me the general hurry + Of these mad wenches and their works. + + _Tra._ I will. + + _Row._ And do thy worst. + + _Tra._ Something I'll do. + + _Row._ Do _Tranio_. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scæna Secunda._ + + _Enter_ Pedro, _and_ Jaques. + + _Ped._ A pair of Stocks bestride 'em, Are they gone? + + _Ja[q]._ Yes they are gone; and all the pans i'th Town + Beating before 'em: What strange admonitions + They gave my Master, and how fearfully + They threaten'd, if he broke 'em? + + _Ped._ O' my Conscience + H'as found his full match now. + + _Jaq._ That I believe too. + + _Ped._ How did she entertain him? + + _Jaq._ She lookt on him. + + _Ped._ But scurvely. + + _Jaq._ With no great affection + That I saw: and I heard some say he kiss'd her, + But 'twas upon a treaty, and some copies + Say, but her Cheek. + + _Ped._ _Jaques_, What wouldst thou give + For such a Wife now? + + _Jaq._ Full as many P[r]ayers + As the most zealous Puritane conceives + Out of the meditation of fat Veal, + Or Birds of prey, cram'd Capons, against Players, + And to as good a tune too, but against her: + That heaven would bless me from her: mark it _Pedro_, + If this house be not turn'd within this fortnight + With the foundation upward, I'll be carted. + My comfort is yet, that those _Amorites_, + That came to back her cause, those Heathen Whores, + Had their Hoods hallowed with Sack. + + _Ped._ How Div'lish drunk they were! + + _Ja[q]._ And how they tumbled, _Pedro_, Didst thou marke + The Countrey _Cavaliero_? + + _Ped._ Out upon her, + How she turn'd down the Bragget! + + _Jaq._ I that sunk her. + + _Ped._ That Drink was well put to her; What a Somer salt + When the chair fel, she fetch'd, with her heels upward! + + _Jaq._ And what a piece of Landskip she discover'd! + + _Ped._ Didst mark her, when her hood fell in the Posset? + + _Jaq._ Yes, and there rid, like a _Dutch_-Hoy; the Tumbrel, + When she had got her ballasse. + + _Ped._ That I saw too. + + _Jaq._ How fain she would have drawn on _Sophocles_ + To come aboard, and how she simper'd it-- + + _Ped._ I warrant her, she has been a worthy striker. + + _Jaq._ I'th heat of Summer there had been some hope on't. + + _Ped._ Hang her. + + _Jaq._ She offer'd him a Harry-groat, and belcht out, + Her stomach being blown with Ale, such Courtship, + Upon my life has giv'n him twenty stools since: + Believe my Calculation, these old Women, + When they are tippled, and a little heated, + Are like new wheels, they'l roare you all the Town ore + Till they be greas'd. + + _Ped._ The City _Cinque-a-pace_ + Dame Tost and Butter, had the Bob too? + + _Jaq._ Yes, + But she was sullen drunk, and given to filching, + I see her offer at a Spoon; my Master-- + I do not like his look, I fear h'as fasted + For all this preparation; lets steal by him. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scæna Tertia._ + + _Enter_ Petruchio, _and_ Sophocles. + + _Soph._ Not let you touch her all this night? + + _Petru._ Not touch her. + + _Soph._ Where was your courage? + + _Petru._ Where was her obedience? + Never poor Man was sham'd so; never Rascal + That keeps a stud of Whores was us'd so basely. + + _Soph._ Pray you tell me one thing truly; + Do you love her? + + _Petru._ I would I did not, upon that condition + I past thee half my Land. + + _Soph._ It may be then, + Her modesty requir'd a little violence? + Some Women love to struggle. + + _Petru._ She had it, + And so much that I sweat for't, so I did, + But to no end: I washt an _Ethiope_; + She swore my force might weary her, but win her + I never could, nor should, till she consented; + And I might take her body prisoner, + But for her mind or appetite-- + + _Soph._ 'Tis strange; + This woman is the first I ever read of, + Refus'd a warranted occasion, + And standing on so fair termes. + + _Petru._ I shall quit her. + + _Soph._ Us'd you no more art? + + _Petru._ Yes, I swore to her, + And by no little ones, if presently + Without more disputation on the matter, + She grew not nearer to me, and dispatcht me + Out of the [pain] I was, for I was nettl'd, + And willingly, and eagerly, and sweetly, + I would to her Chamber-maid, and in her hearing + Begin her such a huntes-up. + + _Soph._ Then she started? + + _Petru._ No more than I do now; marry she answered + If I were so dispos'd, she could not help it; + But there was one call'd _Jaques_, a poor Butler + One that might well content a single woman. + + _Soph._ And he should tilt her. + + _Petru._ To that sence, and last + She bad me yet these six nights look for nothing + Nor strive to purchase it, but fair good night + And so good morrow, and a kiss or two + To close my stomach, for her vow had seal'd it, + And she would keep it constant. + + _Soph._ Stay ye, stay ye, + Was she thus when you woo'd her? + + _Petru._ Nothing _Sophocles_, + More keenely eager, I was oft afraid + She had been light, and easie, she would showre + Her kisses so upon me. + + _Soph._ Then I fear + An other spoke's i'th wheele. + + _Petru._ Now thou hast found me, + There gnawes my Devil, _Sophocles_, O patience + Preserve me; that I make her not example + By some unworthy way; as fleaing her, + Boyling, or making verjuice, drying her. + + _Soph._ I hear her. + + _Petru._ Mark her then, and see the heir + Of spight and prodigality, she has studied + A way to begger's both, and by this hand + [Maria _at the dore, and Servant and Woman._ + She shall be, if I live, a Doxy. + + _Soph._ Fy Sir. + + _Mar._ I do not like that dressing, tis too poor, + Let me have six gold laces, broad and massy, + And betwixt ev'ry lace a rich Embroydry, + Line the Gown through with Plush perfum'd, and purffle + All the sleeves down with Pearl. + + _Petru._ What think you _Sophocles_. + In what point stands my state now? + + _Mar._ For those hangings + Let'em be carried where I gave appointment, + They are too base for my use, and bespeak + New Pieces of the Civil Wars of _France_, + Let 'em be large and lively, and all silk work, + The borders Gold. + + _Soph._ I marry sir, this cuts it. + + _Mar._ That fourteen yards of Satten give my Woman, + I do not like the colour, 'tis too civil: + Ther's too much Silk i'th lace too; tell the _Dutchman_ + That brought the Mares, he must with all speed send me + An other suit of Horses, and by all means + Ten cast of Hawkes for th' River, I much care not + What price they bear, so they be sound, and flying, + For the next Winter, I am for the Country; + And mean to take my pleasure; where's the Horseman? + + _Petru._ She means to ride a great Horse. + + _Soph._ With a side sadle? + + _Petru._ Yes, and shee'l run a tilt within this twelvemonth. + + _Mar._ To morrow I'll begin to learn, but pray sir + Have a great care he be an easie doer, + 'Twill spoil a Scholar else. + + _Soph._ An easie doer, + Did you hear that? + + _Petru._ Yes, I shall meet her morals + Ere it be long I fear not. + + _Mar._ O good morrow. + + _Soph._ Good morrow Lady, how is't now. + + _Mar._ Faith sickly, + This house stands in an ill ayr. + + _Petru._ Yet more charges? + + _Mar._ Subject to rots, and rheums; out on't, 'tis nothing + But a tild fog. + + _Petru._ What think you of the Lodge then? + + _Mar._ I like the seat, but 'tis too little, _Sophocles_ + Let me have thy opinion, thou hast judgment. + + _Petru._ 'Tis very well. + + _Mar._ What if I pluck it down, + And build a square upon it, with two courts + Still rising from the entrance? + + _Petru._ And i'th midst + A Colledge for young Scolds. + + _Mar._ And to the Southward + Take in a Garden of some twenty Acres, + And cast it of the _Italian_ fashion, hanging. + + _Petru._ And you could cast your self so too; pray Lady + Will not this cost much Money? + + _Mar._ Some five thousand, + Say six: I'll have it Battel'd too. + + _Petru._ And gilt; _Maria_, + This is a fearful course you take, pray think on't, + You are a Woman now, a Wife, and his + That must in honesty, and justice look for + Some due obedience from you. + + _Mar._ That bare word + Shall cost you many a pound more, build upon't; + Tell me of due obedience? What's a Husband? + What are we married for, to carry Sumpters? + Are we not one peece with you, and as worthy + Our own intentions, as you yours? + + _Petru._ Pray hear me. + + _Mar._ Take two small drops of water, equal weigh'd, + Tell me which is the heaviest, and which ought + First to descend in duty? + + _Petru._ You mistake me; + I urge not service from you, nor obedience + In way of duty, but of love, and Credit; + All I expect is but a noble care + Of what I have brought you, and of what I am, + And what our name may be. + + _Mar._ That's in my making. + + _Petru._ 'Tis true it is so. + + _Mar._ Yes, it is _Petruchio_, + For there was never Man without our molding, + Without our stamp upon him, and our justice, + Left any thing three ages after him + Good, and his own. + + _Soph._ Good Lady understand him. + + _Mar._ I do too much, sweet _Sophocles_, he's one + Of a most spightful self condition, + Never at peace with any thing but Age, + That has no teeth left to return his anger: + A Bravery dwells in his blood yet, of abusing + His first good wife; he's sooner fire than powder, + And sooner mischief. + + _Petru._ If I be so sodain + Do not you fear me? + + _Mar._ No nor yet care for you, + And if it may be lawful, I defie you: + + _Petru._ Do's this become you now? + + _Mar._ It shall become me. + + _Petru._ Thou disobedient, weak, vain-glorious woman, + Were I but half so wilful, as thou spightful, + I should now drag thee to thy duty. + + _Mar._ Drag me? + + _Petru._ But I am friends again: take all your pleasure. + + _Mar._ Now you perceive him _Sophocles_. + + _Petru._ I love thee + Above thy vanity, thou faithless creature. + + _Mar._ Would I had been so happy when I Married, + But to have met an honest Man like thee, + For I am sure thou art good, I know thou art honest, + A hansome hurtless man, a loving man, + Though never a penny with him; and those eyes, + That face, and that true heart; weare this for my sake, + And when thou think'st upon me pity me: + I am cast away. [_Exit_ Mar. + + _Soph._ Why how now man? + + _Petru._ Pray leave me, + And follow your advices. + + _Soph._ The Man's jealous: + + _Petru._ I shall find a time ere it be long, to ask you + One or two foolish questions. + + _Soph._ I shall answer + As well as I am able, when you call me: + If she mean true, 'tis but a little killing, + And if I do not venture it's-- + Farewel sir. [_Exit_ Soph. + + _Petru._ Pray farewel. Is there no keeping + A Wife to one mans use? no wintering + These cattel without straying? 'Tis hard dealing, + Very hard dealing, Gentlemen, strange dealing: + Now in the name of madness, what Star raign'd, + What dog-star, bull, or bear-star, when I married + This second wife, this whirlwind, that takes all + Within her compass? was I not well warn'd, + (I thought I had, and I believe I know it,) + And beaten to repentance in the dayes + Of my first doting? had I not wife enough + To turn my love to? did I want vexation, + Or any special care to kill my heart? + Had I not ev'ry morning a rare breakfast, + Mixt with a learned Lecture of ill language, + Louder than _Tom o'Lincoln_; and at dinner, + A dyet of the same dish? was there evening + That ere past over us, without thou Knave, + Or thou Whore for digestion? had I ever + A pull at this same poor sport men run mad for + But like a Cur I was fain to shew my teeth first, + And almost worry her? and did Heaven forgive me, + And take this Serpent from me? and am I + Keeping tame Devils now again? my heart akes; + Something I must do speedily: I'll die, + If I can hansomely, for that's the way + To make a Rascal of her; I am sick, + And I'll go very near it, but I'll perish. [_Exit._ + + + _Scæna Quarta._ + + _Enter_ Livia, Byancha, Tranio, _and_ Rowland. + + _Liv._ Then I must be content, Sir, with my fortune. + + _Row._ And I with mine. + + _Liv._ I did not think, a look, + Or a poor word or two, could have displanted + Such a fix'd constancy, and for your end too. + + _Row._ Come, come, I know your courses: there's your gew-gaws, + Your Rings, and Bracelets, and the Purse you gave me, + The Money's spent in entertaining you + At Plays, and Cherry-gardens. + + _Liv._ There's your Chain too. + But if you'll give me leave, I'll wear the hair still; + I would yet remember you. + + _Bya._ Give him his love wench; + The young Man has imployment for't: + + _Tra._ Fie _Rowland_. + + _Row._ You cannot fie me out a hundred pound + With this poor plot: yet, let me ne'r see day more, + If something do not struggle strangely in me. + + _Bya._ Young Man, let me talk with you. + + _Row._ Well, young Woman. + + _Bya._ This was your Mistriss once. + + _Row._ Yes. + + _Bya._ Are ye honest? + I see you are young, and hansome. + + _Row._ I am honest. + + _Bya._ Why that's well said: and there's no doubt your judgement + Is good enough, and strong enough to tell you + Who are your foes, and friends: Why did you leave her? + + _Row._ She made a puppy of me. + + _Bya._ Be that granted: + She must do so sometimes, and oftentimes; + Love were too serious else. + + _Row._ A witty Woman. + + _Bya._ Had you lov'd me-- + + _Row._ I would I had. + + _Bya._ And dearly; + And I had lov'd you so: you may love worse Sir, + But that is not material. + + _Row._ I shall loose. + + _Bya._ Some time or other for variety + I should have call'd you Fool, or Boy, or bid you + Play with the Pages: but have lov'd you still, + Out of all question, and extreamly too; + You are a Man made to be loved. + + _Row._ This Woman + Either abuses me, or loves me deadly. + + _Bya._ I'll tell you one thing, if I were to choose + A Husband to mine own mind, I should think + One of your Mothers making would content me, + For o' my Conscience she makes good ones. + + _Row._ Lady, + I'll leave you to your commendations: + I am in again, The Divel take their tongues. + + _Bya._ You shall not goe. + + _Row._ I will: yet thus far _Livia_, + Your Sorrow may induce me to forgive you, + But never love again; if I stay longer, + I have lost two hundred pound. + + _Liv._ Good Sir, but thus much-- + + _Tra._ Turn if thou beest a Man. + + _Liv._ But one kiss of you; + One parting kiss, and I am gone too. + + _Row._ Come, + I shall kiss fifty pound away at this clap: + We'll have one more, and then farewel. + + _Liv._ Farewel. + + _Bya._ Well, go thy wayes, thou bear'st a kind heart with thee. + + _Tra._ H'as made a stand. + + _Bya._ A noble, brave young fellow + Worthy a Wench indeed. + + _Row._ I will: I will not. [_Exit_ Rowland. + + _Tra._ He's gone: but shot agen; play you but your part, + And I will keep my promise: forty Angels + In fair gold, Lady: wipe your eyes: he's yours + If I have any wit. + + _Liv._ I'll pay the forfeit. + + _Bya._ Come then, let's see your sister, how she fares now, + After her skirmish: and be sure, _Moroso_ + Be kept in good hand; then all's perfect, _Livia_. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scæna Quinta._ + + _Enter_ Jaques _and_ Pedro. + + _Ped._ O _Jaques_, _Jaques_, What becomes of us? + Oh my sweet Master. + + _Jaq._ Run for a Physitian, + And a whole peck of Pothecaries, _Pedro_. + He will die, didle, didle die: if they come not quickly, + And bring all People that are skilful + In Lungs and Livers: raise the neighbours, + And all the _Aquavite_-bottles extant; + And, O the Parson, _Pedro_; O the Parson, + A little of his comfort, never so little; + Twenty to one you find him at the Bush, + There's the best Ale. + + _Ped._ I fly. [_Exit_ Pedro. + + _Enter_ Maria, _and_ Servants. + + _Mar._ Out with the Trunks, ho: + Why are you idle? Sirha, up to th' Chamber, + And take the Hangings down, and see the Linnen + Packt up, and sent away within this half hour. + What, Are the Carts come yet? some honest body + Help down the Chests of Plate, and some the Wardrobe, + Alass, we are undone else. + + _Jaq._ Pray forsooth; + And I beseech ye, tell me, is he dead yet? + + _Mar._ No, but is drawing on: out with the Armour. + + _Jaq._ Then I'll go see him. + + _Mar._ Thou art undone then Fellow: no Man that has + Been neer him come near me. + + _Enter_ Sophocles, _and_ Petronius. + + _Soph._ Why how now Lady, What means this? + + _Petron._ Now daughter, How does my Son? + + _Mar._ Save all you can for Heavens sake. + + _Enter_ Livia, Byancha, _and_ Tranio. + + _Liv._ Be of good comfort, Sister. + + _Mar._ O my Casket. + + _Petron._ How do's thy Husband Woman? + + _Mar._ Get you gon, if you mean to save your lives: the Sickness. + + _Petron._ Stand further off, I prethee. + + _Mar._ Is i'th house Sir, + My Husband has it now; + Alas he is infected, and raves extreamly: + Give me some Counsel friends. + + _Bya._ Why lock the doors up, + And send him in a Woman to attend him. + + _Mar._ I have bespoke two Women; and the City + Hath sent a Watch by this time: Meat nor Money + He shall not want, nor Prayers. + + _Petron._ How long is't + Since it first took him? + + _Mar._ But within this three hours. + + _Enter Watch._ + + I am frighted from my wits:--O here's the Watch; + Pray doe your Office, lock the doors up Friends, + And patience be his Angel. + + _Tra._ This comes unlook'd for: + + _Mar._ I'll to the lodge; some that are kind and love me, + I know will visit me. [Petruchio _within._ + + _Petru._ Doe you hear my Masters: ho, you that lock the doors up. + + _Petron._ 'Tis his voice. + + _Tra._ Hold, and let's hear him. + + _Petru._ Will ye starve me here: am I a Traytor, or an Heretick. + Or am I grown infectious? + + _Petron._ Pray sir, pray. + + _Petru._ I am as well as you are, goodman puppy. + + _Mar._ Pray have patience. + You shall want nothing Sir. + + _Petru._ I want a cudgel, + And thee, thou wickedness. + + _Petron._ He speaks well enough. + + _Mar._ 'Had ever a strong heart Sir. + + _Petru._ Will ye hear me? + First be pleas'd + To think I know ye all, and can distinguish + Ev'ry Mans several voice: you that spoke first, + I know my father in law; the other _Tranio_, + And I heard _Sophocles_; the last, pray mark me, + Is my dam'd Wife _Maria_: + If any Man misdoubt me for infected, + There is mine Arme, let any Man look on't. + + _Enter Doctor and Pothecary._ + + _Doct._ Save ye Gentlemen. + + _Petron._ O welcome Doctor, + Ye come in happy time; pray your opinion, + What think you of his pulse? + + _Doct._ It beats with busiest, + And shews a general inflammation, + Which is the symptome of a pestilent Feaver, + Take twenty ounces from him. + + _Petru._ Take a Fool; + Take an ounce from mine arme, and Doctor _Deuz-ace_, + I'll make a close-stoole of your Velvet Costard. + ---- Gentlemen, doe ye make a may-game on me? + I tell ye once again, I am as sound, + As well, as wholsome, and as sensible, + As any of ye all: Let me out quickly, + Or as I am a Man, I'll beat the walls down, + And the first thing I light upon shall pay for't. + [_Exit Doctor and Pothecary._ + + _Petro._ Nay, we'll go with you Doctor. + + _Mar._ 'Tis the safest; + I saw the Tokens Sir. + + _Petro._ Then there is but one way. + + _Petru._ Will it please you open? + + _Tra._ His fit grows stronger still. + + _Mar._ Let's save our selves Sir, + He's past all worldly cure. + + _Petro._ Friends do your office. + And what he wants, if Money, Love, or Labor, + Or any way may win it, let him have it. + Farewell, and pray my honest Friends-- [_Exeunt._ + + _Petru._ Why Rascals, + Friends, Gentlemen, thou beastly Wife, _Jaques_; + None hear me? Who at the door there? + + _1 Watch._ Think I pray Sir, + Whether you are going, and prepare your self. + + _2 Watch._ These idle thoughts disturb you, the good Gentlewoman + Your Wife has taken care you shall want nothing. + + _Petru._ Shall I come out in quiet? answer me, + Or shall I charge a Fowling-Piece, and make + Mine own way; two of ye I cannot miss, + If I miss three; ye come here to assault me. + I am as excellent well, I thank Heaven for't, + And have as good a stomach at this instant-- + + _2 Watch._ That's an ill sign. + + _1 Watch._ He draws on; he's a dead Man. + + _Petru._ And sleep as soundly; Will ye look upon me? + + _1 Watch._ Do you want Pen and Ink? while you have sense sir, + Settle your state. + + _Petru._ Sirs, I am well, as you are; + Or any Rascal living. + + _2 Watch._ Would you were Sir. + + _Petru._ Look to your selves, and if you love your lives, + Open the door, and fly me, for I shoot else; + --I'll shoot, and presently, chain-bullets; + And under four I will not kill. + + _1 Watch._ Let's quit him, + It may be it is a trick: he's dangerous. + + _2 Watch._ The Devil take the hinmost, I cry. [_Exit Watch running._ + + _Enter_ Petruchio _with a Piece._ + + _Petru._ Have among ye; + The door shall open too, I'll have a fair shoot; + Are ye all gone? tricks in my old dayes, crackers + Put now upon me? and, by Lady _Green-sleeves_? + Am I grown so tame after all my triumphs? + But that I should be thought mad, if I rail'd, + As much as they deserve, against these Women, + I would now rip up, from the primitive Cuckold, + All their arch-villanies, and all their doubles, + Which are more than a hunted Hare ere thought on: + When a Man has the fairest, and the sweetest + Of all their Sex, and as he thinks the noblest, + What has he then? and I'll speak modestly, + He has a Quartern-ague, that shall shake + All his estate to nothing; never cur'd, + Nor never dying; He'as a ship to venture + His fame, and credit in, which if he Man not + With more continual labour than a Gally + To make her tith, either she grows a Tumbrel, + Not worth the Cloth she wears; or springs more leakes + Than all the fame of his posterity + Can ever stop again: I could raile twenty dayes; + Out on 'em, Hedge-hogs, + He that shall touch 'em, has a thousand thorns + Runs through his fingers: If I were unmarried, + I would do any thing below repentance, + Any base dunghill slavery; be a Hang-man, + Ere I would be a Husband: O the thousand, + Thousand, ten thousand wayes they have to kill us! + Some fall with t[o]o much stringing of the Fiddles, + And those are fools; some, that they are not suffer'd, + And those are Maudlin-lovers: some, like Scorpions, + They poyson with their tails, and those are Martyrs; + Some dye with doing good, those Benefactors, + And leave 'em land to leap away: some few, + For those are rarest, they are said to kill + With kindness, and fair usage; but what they are + My Catalogue discovers not: only 'tis thought + They are buried in old Walls, with their heels upward. + I could raile twenty dayes together now. + I'll seek 'em out, and if I have not reason, + And very sensible, why this was done, + I'll go a birding yet, and some shall smart for't. [_Exit._ + + + + + _Actus Quartus. Scæna Prima._ + + _Enter_ Moroso _and_ Petronius. + + _Mor._ That I do love her, is without all question, + And most extremely, dearly, most exactly; + And that I would ev'n now, this present Monday, + Before all others, Maids, Wives, Women, Widows, + Of what degree or calling, Marry her, + As certain too; but to be made a Whim-wham, + A Jib-crack, and a Gentleman o'th first house + For all my kindness to her. + + _Petron._ How you take it? + Thou get a Wench, thou get a dozen night-caps? + Wouldst have her come, and lick thee like a Calfe, + And blow thy nose, and buss thee? + + _Mor._ Not so neither. + + _Petron._ What wouldst thou have her do? + + _Mor._ Do as she [sh]ould do; + Put on a clean Smock, and to Church, and Marry, + And then to Bed a Gods name, this is fair play, + And keeps the Kings peace, let her leave her bobs, + I have had too many of them, and her quillets, + She is as nimble that way as an Ee[le]; + But in the way she ought to me especially, + A sow of Lead is swifter. + + _Petron._ Quoat your griefs down. + + _Mor._ Give fair quarter, I am old and crasie, + And subject to much fumbling, I confess it; + Yet something I would have that's warme, to hatch me: + But understand me I would have it so, + I buy not more repentance in the bargain + Than the ware's worth I have; if you allow me + Worthy your Son-in-Law, and your allowance, + Do it a way of credit; let me show so, + And not be troubled in my visitations, + With blows, and bitterness, and down-right railings, + As if we were to couple like two Cats, + With clawing, and loud clamour: + + _Petron._ Thou fond Man. + Hast thou forgot the Ballad, crabbed age, + Can _May_ and _January_ match together, + And nev'r a storm between 'em? say she abuse thee, + Put case she doe. + + _Mor._ Well. + + _Petron._ Nay, believe she do's. + + _Mor._ I do believe she do's. + + _Petron._ And div'lishly: + Art thou a whit the worse? + + _Mor._ That's not the matter, + I know, being old, tis fit I am abus'd; + I know 'tis hansome, and I know moreover + I am to love her for't. + + _Petron._ Now you come to me. + + _Mor._ Nay more than this; I find too, and find certain, + What Gold I have, Pearle, Bracelets, Rings, or Owches, + Or what she can desire, Gowns, Petticotes, + Wastcotes, Embroydered-stockings, Scarffs, Cals, Feathers, + Hats, five pound Garters, Muffs, Masks, Ruffs, and Ribands, + I am to give her for't. + + _Petron._ 'Tis right, you are so. + + _Mor._ But when I have done all this, and think it duty, + Is't requisit an other bore my nostrils? + Riddle me that. + + _Petron._ Go get you gone, and dreame + She's thine within these two dayes, for she is so; + The Boy's beside the saddle: get warm broths, + And feed a pace; think not of worldly business, + It cools the blood; leave off your tricks, they are hateful, + And meere fore-runners of the ancient measures; + Contrive your beard o'th top cut like _Verdugoes_; + It shows you would be wise, and burn your night-cap, + It looks like half a winding-sheet, and urges + From a young Wench nothing but cold repentance: + You may eate Onyons, so you'l not be lavish. + + _Mor._ I am glad of that. + + _Petron._ They purge the blood, and quicken, + But after 'em, conceive me, sweep your mouth, + And where there wants a tooth, stick in a clove. + + _Mor._ Shall I hope once again, say't. + + _Petra._ You shall Sir: + And you shall have your hope. + + _Moro._ Why there's a match then. + + _Enter_ Byancha _and_ Tranio. + + _Byan._ You shall not find me wanting, get you gone. + Here's the old Man, he'l think you are plotting else + Something against his new Son. [_Exit_ Tranio. + + _Moro._ Fare ye well Sir. [_Exit_ Moroso. + + Byan. _And ev'ry Buck had his Doe, + And ev'ry Cuckold a Bell at his Toe: + Oh what sport should we have then, then Boyes then, + Oh what sport should we have then?_ + + _Petro._ This is the spirit, that inspires 'em all. + + _By._ Give you good ev'n. + + _Petro._ A word with you Sweet Lady. + + _By._ I am very hasty, Sir. + + _Petro._ So you were ever. + + _By._ Well, What's your will? + + _Petro._ Was not your skilful hand + In this last stratagem? Were not your mischiefs + Eeking the matter on? + + _By._ In's shutting up? + Is that it? + + _Petro._ Yes. + + _By._ I'll tell you. + + _Petro._ Doe. + + _By._ And truly. + Good old Man, I do grieve exceeding much, + I fear too much. + + _Petro._ I am sorry for your heaviness. + Belike you can repent then? + + _By._ There you are wide too. + Not that the thing was done (conceive me rightly) + Do's any way molest me. + + _Petro._ What then Lady? + + _By._ But that I was not in't, there's my sorrow, there + Now you understand me, for I'll tell you, + It was so sound a piece, and so well carried, + And if you mark the way, so hansomely, + Of such a heighth, and excellence, and art + I have not known a braver; for conceive me, + When the gross fool her Husband would be sick-- + + _Petro._ Pray stay. + + _By._ Nay, good, your patience: and no sence for't, + Then stept your daughter in. + + _Petro._ By your appointment. + + _By._ I would it had, on that condition + I had but one half smock, I like it so well; + And like an excellent cunning Woman, cur'd me + One madness with another, which was rare, + And to our weak beliefs, a wonder. + + _Petro._ Hang ye, + For surely, if your husband look not to ye, + I know what will. + + _By._ I humbly thank your worship. + And so I take my leave. + + _Petro._ You have a hand I hear too. + + _By._ I have two Sir. + + _Petro._ In my young daughters business. + + _By._ You will find there + A fitter hand than mine, to reach her frets, + And play down diddle to her. + + _Petro._ I shall watch ye. + + _By._ Do. + + _Petro._ And I shall have Justice. + + _By._ Where? + + _Petro._ That's all one; + I shall be with you at a turne hence forward. + + _By._ Get you a Posset too; and so good ev'n Sir. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Petruchio, Jaques, _and_ Pedro. + + _Jaq._ And as I told your worship, all the hangings, + Brass, Pewter, Plate, ev'n to the very looking-glasses. + + _Ped._ And that that hung for our defence, the Armor, + And the March Beere was going too: Oh _Jaques_ + What a sad sight was that! + + _Jaq._ Even the two Rundlets, + The two that was our hope, of Muskadel, + (Better nev'r tongue tript over) those two Cannons, + To batter brawn withal at _Christmass_, Sir, + Ev'n those two lovely Twyns, the Enemy + Had almost cut off clean. + + _Petru._ Goe trim the House up. + And put the things in order as they were. [_Ex._ Ped. _and_ Jaq. + I shall find time for all this: could I find her + But constant any way, I had done my business; + Were she a Whore directly, or a Scold, + An unthrift, or a Woman made to hate me, + I had my wish, and knew which way to rayne her: + But while she shews all these, and all their losses, + A kind of linsey woolsey, mingled mischief + Not to be ghest at, and whether true, or borrowed, + + _Enter_ Maria. + + Not certain neither, What a hap had I, + And what a tydie fortune, when my fate + Flung me upon this Bear-whelp! here she comes, + Now, if she have a colour, for the fault is + A cleanly one, upon my Conscience + I shall forgive her yet, and find a something + Certain, I Married for: her wit: I'll marke her. + + _Mar._ Not let his Wife come near him in his sickness? + Not come to comfort him? she that all Laws + Of heaven, and Nations have ordain'd his second, + Is she refus'd? and two old Paradoxes, + Pieces of five and fifty, without faith + Clapt in upon him? h'as a little pet, + That all young Wives must follow necessary, + Having their Maiden-heads-- + + _Petru._ This is an Axiome + I never heard before. + + _Mar._ Or say Rebellion, + If we durst be so foul, which two fair words + Alas win us from, in an hour, an instant, + We are so easie, make him so forgetful + Both of his reason, honesty, and credit, + As to deny his Wife a visitation? + His Wife, that (though she was a little foolish,) + Lov'd him, Oh Heaven forgive her for't! nay doted, + Nay had run mad, had she not married him. + + _Petru._ Though I do know this falser than the Devil, + I cannot choose but love it. + + _Mar._ What do I know + But those that came to keep him, might have kill'd him, + In what a case had I been then? I dare not + Believe him such a base, debosh'd companion, + That one refusal of a tender Maid + Would make him faign this Sickness out of need, + And take a Keeper to him of Fourscore + To play at _Billiards_; one that mew'd content + And all her teeth together; not come near him? + + _Petru._ This Woman would have made a most rare Jesuite, + She can prevaricate on any thing: + There was not to be thought a way to save her + In all imagination, beside this. + + _Mar._ His unkind dealing, which was worst of all, + In sending, who knowes whether, all the plate, + And all the houshold-stuffe, had I not crost it, + By a great providence, and my friends assistance + Which he will thank me one day for: alas, + I could have watch'd as well as they, have serv'd him + In any use, better, and willinger. + The Law commands me to do it, love commands me, + And my own duty charges me. + + _Petru._ Heav'n bless me. + And now I have said my Prayers, I'll go to her: + Are you a Wife for any Man? + + _Mar._ For you Sir. + If I were worse, I were better; That you are well, + At least, that you appear so, I thank Heaven, + Long may it hold, and that you are here, I am glad too; + But that you have abus'd me wretchedly, + And such a way that shames the name of Husband, + Such a malicious mangy way, so mingled, + (Never look strangely on me, I dare tell you) + With breach of honesty, care, kindness, manners. + + _Petru._ Holla, you kick too fast. + + _Mar._ Was I a stranger? + Or had I vow'd perdition to your person? + Am I not Married to you, tell me that? + + _Petru._ I would I could not tell you. + + _Mar._ Is my presence, + The stock I come of, which is worshipful, + If I should say Right worshipful, I ly'd not, + My Grandsire was a Knight. + + _Petru._ O'the Shire? + + _Mar._ A Soldier, + Which none of all thy Family e're heard of, + But one conductor of thy name, a Grasier + That ran away with pay: or am I grown + (Because I have been a little peevish to you, + Onely to try your temper) such a dogge-leech + I could not be admitted to your presence? + + _Petru._ If I endure this, hang me. + + _Mar._ And two deaths heads, + Two _Harry_ Groats, that had their faces worn, + Almost their names away too. + + _Petru._ Now hear me. + For I will stay no longer. + + _Mar._ This you shall: + How ever you shall think to flatter me, + For this offence, which no submission + Can ever mediate for, you'l find it so, + What ever you shall do by intercession, + What you can offer, what your Land can purchase, + What all your friends, or families can win, + Shall be but this, not to forswear your knowledge, + But ever to forbear it: now your will Sir. + + _Petru._ Thou art the subtlest Woman I think living, + I am sure the lewdest; now be still, and mark me; + Were I but any way addicted to the Devil, + I should now think I had met a play-fellow + To profit by, and that way the most learned + That ever taught to murmur. Tell me thou, + Thou most poor, paltry spiteful Whore: Do you cry? + I'll make you roare, before I leave. + + _Mar._ Your pleasure. + + _Petru._ Was it not sin enough, thou Fruiterer, + Full of the fall thou eat'st: thou Devils Broker, + Thou Seminary of all sedition, + Thou Sword of veng'ance, with a thred hung o're us, + Was it not sin enough, and wickedness + In full abundance? Was it not vexation + At all points, _cap a pe_? nay, I shall pinch you, + Thus like a rotten Rascal to abuse + The name of Heaven, the tye of Marriage, + The honour of thy Friends; the expectation + Of all that thought thee virtuous, with Rebellion, + Childish and base Rebellion, but continuing + After forgiveness too, and worse, your mischief, + And against him, setting the hope of Heaven by, + And the dear reservation of his honor + Nothing above ground could have won to hate thee: + Well, goe thy wayes. + + _Mar._ Yes. + + _Petru._ You shall hear me out first: + What punishment may'st thou deserve, thou thing, + Thou Idle thing of nothing, thou pull'd Primrose, + That two hours after, art a Weed, and wither'd, + For this last flourish on me? am I one + Selected out of all the Husbands living, + To be so ridden by a Tit of ten pence, + Am I so blind and Bed-rid? I was mad, + And had the Plague, and no Man must come near me, + I must be shut up, and my substance bezel'd, + And an old Woman watch me. + + _Mar._ Well Sir, well, + You may well glory in't. + + _Petru._ And when it comes to opening, 'tis my plot, + I must undoe my self forsooth: do'st hear me? + If I should beat thee now, as much may be, + Do'st thou not well deserve it, o' thy Conscience, + Do'st thou not cry, come beat me? + + _Mar._ I defie you. + And my last loving tears farewell: the first stroke, + The very first you give me, if you dare strike, + Try me, and you shall find it so, for ever, + Never to be recall'd: I know you love me, + Mad till you have enjoy'd me; I do turne + Utterly from you, and what Man I meet first + That has but spirit to deserve a favour, + Let him bear any shape, the worse the better. + Shall kill you, and enjoy me; what I have said + About your foolish sickness, e're you have me + As you would have me, you shall swear, is certain, + And challenge any Man, that dares deny it; + And in all companies approve my actions, + And so farewell for this time. [_Ex._ Mar. + + _Petru._ Grief goe with thee, + If there be any witchcrafts, herbes, or potions, + Saying my Prayers backward, Fiends, or Fayries + That can again unlove me, I am made. [_Exit._ + + + _Scæna Secunda._ + + _Enter_ Byancha, _and_ Tranio. + + _Tra._ Mistress, you must do it. + + _By._ Are the Writings ready I told you of? + + _Tra._ Yes they are ready, but to what use I know not. + + _By._ Y'are an Ass, you must have all things constru'd. + + _Tra._ Yes, and pierc'd too, + Or I find little pleasure. + + _By._ Now you are knavish, + Goe too, fetch _Rowland_ hither presently, + Your Twenty [pound] lies bleeding else: she is married + Within these twelve hours, if we cross it not, + And see the Papers of one size. + + _Tra._ I have ye. + + _By._ And for disposing of 'em. + + _Tra._ If I fail you + Now I have found the way, use Marshal Law + And cut my head off with a hand Saw: + + _By._ Well Sir. + _Petronius_ and _Moroso_ I'll see sent for, + About your business; goe. + + _Tra._ I am gone. [_Ex._ Tra. + + _Enter_ Livia. + + _By._ Ho _Livia_. + + _Liv._ Who's that? + + _By._ A friend of yours, Lord how you look now, + As if you had lost a Carrack. + + _Liv._ O _Byancha_. + I am the most undone, unhappy Woman. + + _By._ Be quiet Wench, thou shalt be done, and done, + And done, and double done, or all shall split for't, + No more of these minc'd passions, they are mangy, + And ease thee of nothing, but a little Wind, + An Apple will do more: thou fear'st _Moroso_. + + _Liv._ Even as I fear the Gallowes. + + _By._ Keep thee there still. + And you love _Rowland_? say. + + _Liv._ If I say not, + I am sure I lye. + + _By._ What wouldst thou give that Woman, + In spight of all his anger, and thy fear, + And all thy Fathers policy, that could + Clap ye within these two nights quietly + Into a Bed together? + + _Liv._ How? + + _By._ Why fairly, + At half sword man and wife: now the red blood comes, + I marry now the matters chang'd. + + _Liv._ _Byancha_, + Methinks you should not mock me. + + _By._ Mock a pudding. + I speak good honest _English_, and good meaning. + + _Liv._ I should not be ungrateful to that Woman. + + _By._ I know thou would'st not, follow but my Councel, + And if thou hast him not, despite of fortune + Let me nev'r know a good night more; you must + Be very sick o'th instant. + + _Liv._ Well, what follows? + + _By._ And in that sickness send for all your friends, + Your Father, and your feaver old _Moroso_, + And _Rowland_ shall be there too. + + _Liv._ What of these? + + _By._ Do you not twitter yet? of this shall follow + That which shall make thy heart leap, and thy lips + Venture as many kisses, as the Merchants + Doe Dollars to the _East-Indies_: you shall know all, + But first walke in, and practise, pray be sick. + + _Liv._ I do believe you: and I am sick. + + _By._ Doe, + To bed then, come, I'll send away your Servants + Post for your Fool, and Father; and good fortune, + As we meane honesty, now strike an up-shot. [_Ex[e]unt._ + + + _Scæna Tertia._ + + _Enter_ Tranio, _and_ Rowland. + + _Tra._ Nay, on my conscience, I have lost my Money, + But that's all one: I'll never more perswade you, + I see you are resolute, and I commend you. + + _Row._ But did she send for me? + + _Tra._ You dare believe me. + + _Row._ I cannot tell, you have your wayes for profit + Allow'd you _Tranio_, as well as I + Have to avoid 'em [feare]. + + _Tra._ No, on my word, Sir, + I deale directly with you. + + _Enter Servant._ + + _Row._ How now fellow, + Whither Post you so fast? + + _Ser._ O sir my Master, + Pray did you see my Master? + + _Row._ Why your Master? + + _Ser._ Sir his Jewel. + + _Row._ With the gilded Button? + + _Serv._ My pretty Mistress _Livia_. + + _Row._ What of her? + + _Serv._ Is falen sick o'th suddain. + + _Row._ How o'th sullens? + + _Ser._ O'th suddain Sir, I say, very sick: + + _Row._ It seems she hath got the toothach with raw Apples. + + _Ser._ It seemes you have got the headach, fare you well Sir. + You did not see my Master? + + _Row._ Who told you so? + + _Tra._ No, no, he did not see him. + + _Row._ Farewell Blew-bottle. [_Ex. Servant._ + What should her sickness be? + + _Tra._ For you it may be. + + _Row._ Yes, when my braines are out, I may believe it, + Never before I am sure: Yet I may see her; + 'Twill be a point of honesty: + + _Tra._ It will so. + + _Row._ It may be not too: you would fain be fing'ring + This old sin-offring of two hundred, _Tranio_, + How daintily, and cunningly you drive me + Up like a Deer to'th toyle, yet I may leap it, + And what's the Woodman then? + + _Tra._ A loser by you. + Speak, Will you go or not? to me 'tis equal. + + _Row._ Come, What goes less? + + _Tra._ Nay, not a penny _Rowland_. + + _Row._ Shall I have liberty of conscience, + Which, by interpretation, is ten kisses? + Hang me if I affect: her: yet it may be, + This whorson manners will require a strugling, + Of two and twenty, or by'r-Lady thirty. + + _Tra._ By'r-Lady I'll require my wager then, + For if you kiss so often, and no kindness, + I have lost my speculation, I'll allow you-- + + _Row._ Speak like a Gamster now. + + _Tra._ It may be two. + + _Row._ Under a dozen _Tranio_, there's no setting, + You shall have forty shillings, winck at small faults. + Say I take twenty, come, by all that's honest + I do it but to vex her. + + _Tra._ I'll no by-blowes. + If you can love her, doe, if you can, hate her, + Or any else that loves you-- + + _Row._ Prethee _Tranio_. + + _Tra._ Why farewell twenty pound, 'twill not undoe me; + You have my resolution. + + _Row._ And your Money, + Which since you are so stubborn, if I forfeit, + Make me a _Jack o' Lent_, and break my shins + For untag'd Points and Compters: I'll goe with you, + But if thou gett'st a penny by the bargain; + A parting kiss is lawful? + + _Tra._ I allow it. + + _Row._ Knock out my brains with Apples; yet a bargain: + + _Tra._ I tell you, I'll no bargains; win, and wear it. + + _Row._ Thou art the strangest fellow. + + _Tra._ That's all one. + + _Row._ Along then, twenty pound more if thou dar'st, + I give her not a good word. + + _Tra._ Not a Penny. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scæna Quarta._ + + _Enter_ Petruchio, Jaques, _and_ Pedro. + + _Petru._ Prethee, entreat her come, I will not trouble her + Above a word or two; ere I endure [_Exit_ Pedro. + This life and with a Woman, and a vow'd one + To all the mischiefs she can lay upon me, + I'll go to Plough [again], and eate Leeke Porridge; + Begging's a pleasure to't, not to be number'd: + No there be other Countries _Jaques_ for me and other people, yea, + and other women. + If I have need here's Money, there's your ware, + Which is faire dealing, and the Sun, they say, + Shines as warme there, as here, and till I have lost + Either my self, or her, I care not whether + Nor which first. + + _Jaq._ Will your worship hear me? + + _Petru._ And utterly outworne the memory + Of such a curse as this, none of my Nation + Shall ever know me more. + + _Jaq._ Out alas Sir. + What a strange way doe you run! + + _Petru._ Any way, + So I out-run this Rascal. + + _Jaq._ Me thinks now, + If your good worship could but have the patience. + + _Petru._ The patience, why the patience? + + _Jaq._ Why I'll tell you, + Could you but have the patience. + + _Petru._ Well the patience. + + _Jaq._ To laugh at all she do's, or when she railes, + To have a Drum beaten o'th top o'th house, + To give the neighbors warning of her Larme, + As I do when my Wife rebels. + + _Petru._ Thy Wife? + Thy Wife's a Pigeon to her, a meere slumber, + The dead of night's not stiller. + + _Jaq._ Nor an Iron Mill. + + _Petru._ But thy Wife is certain. + + _Jaq._ That's false Doctrine, + You never read of a certain Woman. + + _Petru._ Thou know'st her way. + + _Jaq._ I should doe, I am sure. + I have ridden it night, and day, this twenty year. + + _Petru._ But mine is such a drench of Balderdash, + Such a strange carded cunningness, the Rayne-bow + When she hangs bent in Heaven, sheds not her colours + Quicker, and more, than this deceitful Woman + + _Enter_ Ped. + + Weaves in her dye's of wickedness: what sayes she? + + _Ped._ Nay not a word sir, but she pointed to me, + As though she meant to follow; pray sir bear it + Ev'n as you may, I need not teach your worship, + The best men have their crosses, we are all mortal. + + _Petru._ What ailes the fellow? + + _Ped._ And no doubt she may Sir. + + _Petru._ What may she, or what do's she, or what is she? + Speak and be hang'd. + + _Ped._ She's mad Sir. + + _Petru._ Heaven continue it. + + _Ped._ Amen if't be his pleasure. + + _Petru._ How mad is she? + + _Ped._ As mad as heart can wish Sir: she has drest her self + (Saving your worships reverence) just i'th' cut + Of one of those that multiply i'th Suburbs + For single Money, and as durtily: + If any speak to her, first she whistles, + And then begins her compass with her fingers, + And points to what she would have. + + _Petru._ What new way's this? + + _Ped._ There came in Master _Sophocles_. + + _Petru._ And what + Did Master _Sophocles_ when he came in? + Get my Truncks ready, sirha, I'll be gone straight. + + _Ped._ He's here to tell you + She's horne mad _Jaques_. + + _Enter_ Sophocles. + + _Soph._ Call ye this a Woman? + + _Petru._ Yes sir, she is a Woman. + + _Soph._ Sir, I doubt it. + + _Petru._ I had thought you had made experience. + + _Soph._ Yes, I did so. + And almost with my life. + + _Petru._ You rid too fast, Sir. + + _Soph._ Pray be not mistaken: by this hand + Your wife's as chaste, and honest as a Virgin, + For any thing I know: 'tis true she gave me + A Ring. + + _Petru._ For rutting. + + _Soph._ You are much deceiv'd still, + Believe me, I never kist her since, and now + Coming in visitation, like a friend, + I think she is mad, Sir, suddainly she started, + And snatch'd the Ring away, and drew her knife out, + To what intent I know not. + + _Petru._ Is this certain? + + _Soph._ As I am here, Sir. + + _Petru._ I believe you honest. + And pray continue so. + + _Enter_ Maria. + + _Soph._ She comes. + + _Petru._ Now Damsel, + What will your beauty do if I forsake you? + Do you deal by signs, and tokens? as I ghess then, + You'll walk abroad, this Summer, and catch Captains, + Or hire a piece of holy ground i' th' Suburbs, + And keep a Nest of Nuns? + + _Soph._ Oh do not stir her! + You see in what a case she is? + + _Petru._ She is dogged, + And in a beastly case I am sure: I'll make her, + If she have any tongue, yet tattle. _Sophocles_, + Prethee observe this woman seriously, + And eye her well, and when thou hast done, but tell me + (For thou hast understanding) in what case + My sense was, when I chose this thing. + + _Soph._ I'll tell you + I have seen a sweeter-- + + _Petru._ An hundred times cry Oisters. + There's a poor Begger-wench about _Black-Fryers_ + Runs on her breech, may be an Empress to her. + + _Soph._ Nay, now you are too bitter. + + _Petr[u]._ Nev'r a whit Sir: + I'll tell thee woman; for now I have day to see thee, + And all my wits about me, and I speak + Not out of passion neither (leave your mumping) + I know you're well enough: Now would I give + A million but to vex her: when I chose thee + To make a Bedfellow, I took more trouble, + Than twenty Terms can come to, such a cause, + Of such a title, and so everlasting + That _Adams_ Genealogie may be ended + E'r any Law find thee: I took a Leprosie, + Nay worse, the plague, nay worse yet, a possession + And had the devil with thee, if not more: + And yet worse, was a beast, and like a beast + Had my reward, a Jade to fling my fortunes; + For who that had but reason to distinguish + The light from darkness, wine from water, hunger + From full satiety, and Fox from Fern-bush + That would have married thee? + + _Soph._ She is not so ill. + + _Petru._ She's worse than I dare think of: she's so lewd; + No Court is strong enough to bear her cause, + She hath neither manners, honesty, behaviour, + Wife-hood, nor woman-hood, nor any mortal + Can force me think she had a mother: no + I do believe her stedfastly, and know her + To be a Woman-wolfe by transmigration, + Her first forme was a Ferrets under-ground, + She kils the memories of men: not yet? + + _Soph._ Do you think she's sensible of this? + + _Petru._ I care not, + Be what she will: the pleasure I take in her, + Thus I blow off; the care I took to love her, + Like this point, I untie, and thus I loose it; + The husband I am to her, thus I sever; + My vanity farewel: yet, for you have been + So near me, as to bear the name of wife, + My unquench'd charity shall tell you thus much, + (Though you deserve it well) you shall not beg, + What I ordain'd your Joynture, honestly + You shall have setled on you: and half my house, + The other half shall be imploy'd in prayers, + (That meritorious charge I'll be at also + Yet to confirm you _Christian_) your apparel, + And what belongs to build up such a folly, + Keep I beseech you, it infects our uses, + And now I am for travel. + + _Mar._ Now I love you, + And now I see you are a man, I'll talke to you, + And I forget your bitterness. + + _Soph._ How now man? + + _Petru._ Oh _Pliny_, if thou wilt be ever famous + Make but this woman all thy wonders. + + _Mar._ Sure Sir + You have hit upon a happy course, a blessed, + And what will make you virtuous? + + _Petru._ She'll ship me. + + _Mar._ A way of understanding I long wish'd for, + And now 'tis come, take heed you fly not back Sir, + Methinks you look a new man to me now, + A man of excellence, and now I see + Some great design set in you: you may think now + (And so may most that know me) 'twere my part + Weakly to weep your loss, and to resist you, + Nay, hang about your neck, and like a dotard + Urge my strong tie upon you: but I love you, + And all the world shall know it, beyond woman; + And more prefer the honor of your Countrey, + Which chiefly you are born for, and may perfect, + The uses you may make of other Nations, + The ripening of your knowledge, conversation, + The full ability, and strength of judgement. + Than any private love, or wanton kisses. + Go worthy man, and bring home understanding. + + _Soph._ This were an excellent woman to breed School-men. + + _Mar._ For if the Merchant through unknown Seas plough + To get his wealth, then dear Sir, what must you + To gather wisdom? go, and go alone, + Only your noble mind for your companion, + And if a woman may win credit with you, + Go far, too far you cannot: still the farther + The more experience finds you: and go sparing, + One meal a week will serve you, and one sute, + Through all your travels: for you'll find it certain, + The poorer and the baser you appear, + The more you look through still. + + _Petru._ Dost hear her? + + _Soph._ Yes. + + _Petru._ What would this woman do if she were suffer'd, + Upon a new Religion? + + _Soph._ Make us Pagans, + I wonder that she writes not. + + _Mar._ Then when time, + And fulness of occasion have new made you, + And squar'd you from a Sot into a Signior, + Or nearer, from a Jade into a Courser; + Come home an aged man, as did _Ulysses_, + And I your glad _Penelope_. + + _Petru._ That must have + As many Lovers as I Languages. + And what she does with one i'th' day, i'th' night + Undoe it with another. + + _Mar._ Much that way, Sir; + For in your absence it must be my honor, + That, that must make me spoken of hereafter, + To have temptations, and not little ones + Daily and hourly offered me, and strongly, + Almost believed against me, to set off + The faith, and loyalty of her that loves you. + + _Petru._ What should I do? + + _Soph._ Why by my ---- I would travel, + Did not you mean so? + + _Petr._ Alas no, nothing less man: + I did it but to try, Sir, she's the Devil, + And now I find it, for she drives me; I must go: + Are my trunks down there, and my horses ready? + + _Mar._ Sir, for your house, and if you please to trust me + With that you leave behind. + + _Petru._ Bring down the money. + + _Mar._ As I am able, and to my poor fortunes, + I'll govern as a widow: I shall long + To hear of your well-doing, and your profit: + And when I hear not from you once a quarter, + I'll wish you in the _Indies,_ or _Cata[ya]_, + Those are the climes must make you. + + _Petru._ How's the wind? + She'll wish me out o'th' world anon. + + _Mar._ For _France_. + 'Tis very fair; get you aboard to night, Sir, + And loose no time, you know the tide staies no man, + I have cold meats ready for you. + + _Petru._ Fare thee well, + Thou hast fool'd me out o' th' Kingdom with a vengeance, + And thou canst fool me in again. + + _Mar._ Not I Sir, + I love you better, take your time, and pleasure. + I'll see you hors'd. + + _Petru._ I think thou wouldst see me hanged too, + Were I but half as willing. + + _Mar._ Any thing + That you think well of, I dare look upon. + + _Petru._ You'll bear me to the Lands end, _Sophocles_, + And other of my friends I hope. + + _Mar._ Nev'r doubt, Sir, + You cannot want companions for your good: + I am sure you'll kiss me e'r I go; I have business, + And stay long here I must not. + + _Petru._ Get thee going. + For if thou tarriest but another Dialogue + I'll kick thee to thy Chamber. + + _Mar._ Fare you well, Sir, + And bear your self, I do beseech you, once more, + Since you have undertaken doing wisely, + Manly, and worthily, 'tis for my credit, + And for those flying fames here of your follies, + Your gambols, and ill breeding of your youth, + For which I understand you take this travel, + Nothing should make me leave you else, I'll deal + So like a wife that loves your reputation, + And the most large addition of your credit, + That those shall die: if you want Limon-waters, + Or any thing to take the edge o' th' Sea off, + Pray speak, and be provided. + + _Petru._ Now the Devil, + That was your first good Master, showre his blessing + Upon ye all: Into whose custody-- + + _Mar._ I do commit your Reformation, + And so I leave you to your _Stilo novo_. [_Exit_ Maria. + + _Petru._ I will go: yet I will not: once more _Sophocles_ + I'll put her to the test. + + _Soph._ You had better go. + + _Petru._ I will go then: let's seek my Father out, + And all my friends, to see me fair aboard: + Then women, if there be a storm at Sea, + Worse than your tongues can make, and waves more broken, + Than your dissembling faiths are, let me feel + Nothing but tempests, till they crack my Keel. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Quintus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Petronius, _and_ Byancha, _with four papers_. + + _By._ Now whether I deserve that blame you gave me, + Let all the world discern, Sir. + + _Petro._ If this motion, + (I mean this fair repentance of my Daughter) + Spring from your good perswasion, as it seems so, + I must confess I have spoke too boldly of you, + And I repent. + + _By._ The first touch was her own, + Taken no doubt from disobeying you, + The second I put to her, when I told her + How good, and gentle yet, with free contrition + Again you might be purchas'd: loving woman, + She heard me, and I thank her, thought me worthy + Observing in this point: yet all my counsel, + And comfort in this case, could not so heal her + But that grief got his share too, and she sick'ned. + + _Petro._ I am sorry she's so ill, yet glad her sickness + Has got so good a ground. + + _Enter_ Moroso. + + _By._ Here comes _Moroso_. + + _Petro._ Oh, you are very welcome, + Now you shall know your happiness. + + _Mor._ I am glad on't. + What makes this Lady here? + + _By._ A dish for you, Sir + You'll thank me for hereafter. + + _Petro._ True _Moroso_, + Go get you in, and see your Mistriss. + + _By._ She is sick, Sir, + But you may kiss her whole. + + _Mor._ How. + + _By._ Comfort her. + + _Mor._ Why am I sent for, Sir? + + _Petro._ Will you in, and see? + + _By._ May be she needs confession. + + _Mor._ By _St. Mary_, + She shall have absolution then, and pennance, + But not above her carriage. + + _Petro._ Get you in fool. [_Exit_ Mor. + + _Bya._ Here comes the other too. + + _Enter_ Rowland _and_ Tranio. + + _Petro._ Now _Tranio_. + Good ev'n to you too, and you are welcome. + + _Row._ Thank you. + + _Petro._ I have a certain Daughter. + + _Row._ Would you had, Sir. + + _Petro._ No doubt you know her well. + + _Row._ Nor never shall, Sir. + She is a woman, and the waies unto her + Are like the finding of a certain path + After a deep fall'n Snow. + + _Petro._ Well, that's by th' by still. + This Daughter that I tell you of, is fall'n + A little crop sick, with the dangerous surfeit + She took of your affection. + + _Row._ Mine Sir? + + _Petro._ Yes Sir. + Or rather, as it seems, repenting. + And there she lies within, debating on't. + + _Row._ Well Sir. + + _Petro._ I think 'twere well you would see her. + + _Row._ If you please, Sir; + I am not squeamish of my visitation. + + _Petron._ But, this I'll tell you, she is alter'd much, + You'll find her now another _Livia_. + + _Row._ I have enough o' th' old, Sir. + + _Petro._ No more fool, + To look gay babies in your eyes young _Rowland_, + And hang about your pretty neck. + + _Row._ I am glad on't, + And thank my Fates I have scap'd such execution. + + _Petron._ And buss you till you blush again. + + _Row._ That's hard, Sir; + She must kiss shamefully e're I blush at it, + I never was so boyish; well, what follows? + + _Petro._ She's mine now, as I please to settle her + At my command, and where I please to plant her: + Only she would take a kind of farewel of you, + And give you back a wandring vow or two, + You left in pawn; and two or three slight oaths + She lent you too, she looks for. + + _Row._ She shall have 'em + With all my heart, Sir, and if you like it better, + A free release in writing. + + _Petro._ That's the matter, + And you from her, [you] shall have another _Rowland_, + And then turn tail to tail, and peace be with you. + + _Row._ So be it: Your twenty pound sweats _Tranio_. + + _Tra._ 'Twill not undoe me _Rowland_, do your worst. + + _Row._ Come, shall we see her, Sir? + + _Bya._ What e'er she saies + You must bear manly _Rowland_, for her sickness + Has made her somewhat [teatish.] + + _Row._ Let her talk + Till her tongue ake, I care not: by this hand + Thou hast a handsome face wench, and a body + Daintily mounted; now do I feel an hundred + Running directly from me, as I pist it. + + _Enter_ Livia _discovered abed_, _and_ Moroso _by her_. + + _Bya._ Pray draw 'em softly, the least hurry, Sir, + Puts her to much impatience. + + _Petro._ How is't daughter? + + _Liv._ Oh very sick, very sick, yet somewhat + Better I hope; a little lightsomer, + Because this good man has forgiven me; + Pray set me higher; oh my head: + + _Bya._ Well done wench. + + _Liv._ Father, and all good people that shall hear me, + I have abus'd this man perniciously; was never old man humbled so; + I have scorn'd him, and call'd him nasty names, + I have spit at him, + Flung Candles ends in's beard, and call'd him harrow, + That must be drawn to all he does: contemn'd him, + For methought then, he was a beastly fellow. + (Oh [God] my side) a very beastly fellow: + And gave it out, his Cassock was a Barge-cloth, + Pawn'd to his predecessor by a Sculler, + The man yet living: I gave him purging comfits + At a great Christning once, + That spoil'd his Chamblet breeches; and one night + I strew'd the stairs with pease, as he past down; + And the good Gentleman (woe worth me for't) + Ev'n with this reverend head, this head of wisdom, + Told two and twenty stairs, good and true; + Mist not a step, and as we say, _verbatim_ + Fell to the bottom, broke his casting Bottle, + Lost a fair Toad-stone, of some eighteen shillings, + Jumbled his Joynts together, had two stools, + And was translated. All this villany + Did I: I _Livia_, I alone, untaught. + + _Mor._ And I unask'd, forgive it. + + _Liv._ Where's _Byancha_? + + _Bya._ Here Cosin. + + _Liv._ Give me drink. + + _Bya._ There. + + _Liv._ Who's that? + + _Mor._ _Rowland._ + + _Liv._ Oh my dissembler, you and I must part. + Come nearer, Sir. + + _Row._ I am sorry for your sickness. + + _Liv._ Be sorry for your self, Sir, you have wrong'd me, + But I forgive you; are the Papers ready? + + _Bya._ I have 'em here: wilt please you view 'em? + + _Petro._ Yes. + + _Liv._ Shew 'em the young man too, I know he's willing + To shift his sails too: 'tis for his more advancement; + Alas, we might have begger'd one another; + We are young both, and a world of children + Might have been left behind to curse our follies: + We had been undone _Byancha_, had we married, + Undone for ever, I confess I lov'd him, + I care not who shall know it, most intirely; + And once, upon my conscience, he lov'd me; + But farewel that, we must be wiser, cosin, + Love must not leave us to the world: have you done? + + _Row._ Yes, and am ready to subscribe. + + _Liv._ Pray stay then: + Give me the papers, and let me peruse 'em, + And so much time, as may afford a tear + At our last parting. + + _Bya._ Pray retire, and leave her, + I'll call ye presently. + + _Petro._ Come Gentlemen, the showre must fall. + + _Row._ Would I had never seen her. [_Exeunt._ + + _Bya._ Thou hast done bravely wench. + + _Liv._ Pray Heaven it prove so. + + _Bya._ There are the other papers: when they come + Begin you first, and let the rest subscribe + Hard by your side; give 'em as little light + As Drapers do their Wares. + + _Liv._ Didst mark _Moroso_, + In what an agony he was, and how he cry'd most + When I abus'd him most? + + _Bya._ That was but reason. + + _Liv._ Oh what a stinking thief is this? + Though I was but to counterfeit, he made me + Directly sick indeed. _Thames-street_ to him + Is a meer Pomander. + + _Bya._ Let him be hang'd. + + _Liv._ _Amen._ + + _Bya._ And lie you still; + And once more to your business. + + _Liv._ Call 'em in. + Now if there be a power that pities Lovers, + Help now, and hear my prayers. + + _Enter_ Petronius, Rowland, Tranio, Moroso. + + _Petro._ Is she ready? + + _Bya._ She has done her lamentations: pray go to her. + + _Liv._ _Rowland_, come near me, and before you seal, + Give me your hand: take it again; now kiss me. + This is the last acquaintance we must have; + I wish you ever happy: there's the paper. + + _Row._ Pray stay a little. + + _Petro._ Let me never live more + But I do begin to pity this young fellow; + How heartily he weeps! + + _Bya._ There's Pen and Ink, Sir. + + _Liv._ Ev'n here I pray you. 'Tis a little _Emblem_ + How near you have been to me. + + _Row._ There. + + _Bya._ Your hands too, + As witnesses. + + _Petro._ By any means + To th' Book son. + + _Mor._ With all my heart. + + _Bya._ You must deliver it. + + _Row._ There _Livia_, and a better love light on thee, + I can no more. + + _Bya._ To this you must be witness too. + + _Petro._ We will. + + _Bya._ Do you deliver it now. + + _Liv._ Pray set me up; + There _Rowland_, all thy old love back: and may + A new to come exceed mine, and be happy. + I must no more. + + _Row._ Farewel: + + _Liv._ A long farewel. [_Exit_ Row. + + _Bya._ Leave her by any means, till this wild passion + Be off her head: draw all the Curtains close, + A day hence you may see her, 'twill be better, + She is now for little company. + + _Petro._ Pray tend her. + I must to horse straight, you must needs along too, + To see my son aboard: were but his wife + As fit for pity, as this wench, I were happy. + + _Bya._ Time must do that too: fare ye well: to morrow + You shall receive a wife to quit your sorrow. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scæna Secunda._ + + _Enter_ Jaques, Pedro, _and Porters, with Chest and Hampers_. + + _Jaq._ Bring 'em away Sirs. + + _Ped._ Must the great Trunks go too? + + _Jaq._ Yes, and the Hampers; nay, be speedy Masters; + He'll be at Sea before us else. + + _Ped._ Oh _Jaques_, + What a most blessed turn hast thou! + + _Jaq._ I hope so. + + _Ped._ To have the Sea between thee and this woman, + Nothing can drown her tongue but a storm. + + _Jaq._ By your leave, + We'll get us up to _Paris_ with all speed; + For on my soul, as far as _Amiens_ + She'll carry blank, away to _Lyon-key_ + And ship 'em presently, we'll follow ye. + + _Ped._ Now could I wish her in that Trunk: + + _Jaq._ God shield man, + I had rather have a Bear in't. + + _Ped._Yes, I'll tell ye: + For in the passage, if a Tempest take ye, + As many doe, and you lie beating for it, + Then, if it pleas'd the fates, I would have the Master, + Out of a powerful providence, to cry, + Lighten the ship of all hands, or we perish; + Then this for one, as best spar'd, should by all means, + Over-board presently. + + _Jaq._ O' that condition, + So we were certain to be rid of her, + I would wish her with us, but believe me _Pedro_, + She would spoil the fishing on this coast for ever. + For none would keep her company but Dog-fish, + As currish as her self; or Porpisces, + Made to all fatal uses: The two Fish-streets + Were she but once arriv'd amongst the Whitings, + Would sing a woful _misereri Pedro_, + And mourn in Poor _John_, till her memory + Were cast o' shore agen, with a strong Sea-breach: + She would make god _Neptune_, and his Fire-fork, + And all his demi-gods, and goddesses, + As weary of the _Flemmish Channel_, _Pedro_, + As ever boy was of the School, 'tis certain, + If she but meet him fair, and were well angred, + She would break his god-head. + + _Ped._ Oh her tongue, her tongue. + + _Jaq._ Rather her many tongues. + + _Ped._ Or rather strange tongues. + + _Jaq._ Her lying tongue. + + _Ped._ Her lisping tongue. + + _Jaq._ Her long tongue. + + _Ped._ Her lawless tongue. + + _Jaq._ Her loud tongue. + + _Ped._ And her liquorish-- + + _Jaq._ Many other tongues, and many stranger tongues + Than ever _Babel_ had to tell his ruines, + Were Women rais'd withal; but never a true one. + + _Enter_ Sophocles. + + _Soph._ Home with your stuff agen, the journey's ended. + + _Jaq._ What does your worship mean? + + _Soph._ Your Master, Oh _Petruchio_, oh poor fellows. + + _Ped._ Oh _Jaques, Jaques_. + + _Soph._ Oh your Master's dead, + His body coming back, his wife, his devil; + The grief of ---- her. + + _Jaq._ Has kill'd him? + + _Soph._ Kill'd him, kill'd him. + + _Ped._ Is there no Law to hang her. + + _Soph._ Get ye in, + And let her know her misery, I dare not + For fear impatience seize me, see her more, + I must away agen: Bid her for wife-hood, + For honesty, if she have any in her, + Even to avoid the shame that follows her. + Cry if she can, your weeping cannot mend it. + The body will be here within this hour, so tell her; + And all his friends to curse her. Farewel fellows. [_Exit_ Soph. + + _Ped._ Oh _Jaques, Jaques_. + + _Jaq._ Oh my worthy Master. + + _Ped._ Oh my most beastly Mistriss, hang her. + + _Jaq._ Split her. + + _Ped._ Drown her directly. + + _Jaq._ Starve her. + + _Ped._ Stink upon her. + + _Jaq._ Stone her to death: may all she eat be Eggs. + Till she run kicking mad for men. + + _Ped._ And he, + That man, that gives her remedy, pray Heav'n + He may ev'n _ipso facto_, lose his [longings.] + + _Jaq._ Let's go discharge our selves, and he that serves her, + Or speaks a good word of her from this hour, + A Sedgly curse light on him, which is, _Pedro_; + The Fiend ride through him booted, and spurr'd, with a Sythe at's + back. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scæna Tertia._ + + _Enter_ Rowland, _and_ Tranio _stealing behind him_. + + _Row._ What a dull ass was I to let her go thus! + Upon my life she loves me still: well Paper, + Thou only monument of what I have had, + Thou all the love now left me, and now lost, + Let me yet kiss her hand, yet take my leave + Of what I must leave ever: Farewel _Livia_. + Oh bitter words, I'll read ye once again, + And then for ever study to forget ye. + How's this? let me look better on't: A Contract? + --A Contract, seal'd, and ratified, + Her Fathers hand set to it, and _Moroso_'s: + I do not dream sure, let me read again, + The same still, 'tis a Contract. + + _Tra._ 'Tis so _Rowland_; + And by the virtue of the same, you pay me + An hundred pound to morrow. + + _Row._ Art sure _Tranio_, + We are both alive now? + + _Tra._ Wonder not, ye have lost. + + _Row._ If this be true, I grant it. + + _Tra._ 'Tis most certain, + There's a Ring for you too, you know it. + + _Row._ Yes. + + _Tra._ When shall I have my money? + + _Row._ Stay ye, stay ye, + When shall I marry her? + + _Tra._ To night. + + _Row._ Take heed now + You do not trifle me; if you do, + You'll find more payment, than your money comes to: + Come swear; I know I am a man, and find + I may deceive my self: swear faithfully, + Swear me directly, am I _Rowland_? + + _Tra._ Yes. + + _Row._ Am I awake? + + _Tra._ Ye are. + + _Row._ Am I in health? + + _Tra._ As far as I conceive. + + _Row._ Was I with _Livia_? + + _Tra._ You were, and had this Contract. + + _Row._ And shall I enjoy her? + + _Tra._ Yes, if ye dare. + + _Row._ Swear to all these. + + _Tra._ I will. + + _Row._ As thou art honest, as them hast a conscience, + As that may wring thee if thou liest; all these + To be no vision, but a truth, and serious. + + _Tra._ Then by my honesty, and faith, and conscience; + All this is certain. + + _Row._ Let's remove our places. + Swear it again. + + _Tra._ By ---- 'tis true. + + _Row._ I have lost then, and Heaven knows I am glad on't. + Let's goe, and tell me all, and tell me how, + For yet I am a Pagan in it. + + _Tra._ I have a Priest too, + And all shall come as even as two Testers. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scæna Quarta._ + + _Enter_ Petronius, Sophocles, Moroso, _and_ Petruchio _born + in a Coffin_. + + _Petro._ Set down the body, and one call her out. + + _Enter_ Maria _in black, and_ Jaques. + + You are welcome to the last cast of your fortunes; + There lies your Husband; there, your loving Husband, + There he that was _Petruchio_, too good for ye; + Your stubborn and unworthy way has kill'd him + E'er he could reach the Sea; if ye can weep, + Now ye have cause begin, and after death + Doe something yet to th' world, to think ye honest. + So many tears had say'd him, shed in time; + And as they are (so a good mind go with 'em) + Yet they may move compassion. + + _Mar._ Pray ye all hear me, + And judge me as I am, not as you covet, + For that would make me yet more miserable: + 'Tis true, I have cause to grieve, and mighty cause; + And truly and unfeinedly I weep it. + + _Soph._ I see there's some good nature yet left in her. + + _Mar._ But what's the cause? mistake me not, not this man, + As he is dead, I weep for; Heaven defend it, + I never was so childish: but his life, + His poor unmanly, wretched, foolish life, + Is that my full eyes pity, there's my mourning. + + _Petro._ Dost thou not shame? + + _Mar._ I doe, and even to water, + To think what this man was, to think how simple, + How far below a man, how far from reason, + From common understanding, and all Gentry, + While he was living here he walk'd amongst us. + He had a happy turn he dyed; I'll tell ye, + These are the wants I weep for, not his person: + The memory of this man, had he liv'd + But two years longer, had begot more follies, + Than wealthy Autumn Flies. But let him rest, + He was a fool, and farewel he; not pitied, + I mean in way of life, or action + By any understanding man that's honest; + But only in's posterity, which I, + Out of the fear his ruines might out-live him, + In some bad issue, like a careful woman, + Like one indeed, born only to preserve him, + Deny'd him means to raise. + + _Petru._ Unbutton me, + --I die indeed else! Oh _Maria_, + Oh my unhappiness, my misery. + + _Petro._ Goe to him whore; ---- if he perish, + I'll see thee hang'd my self. + + _Petru._ Why, why _Maria_? + + _Mar._ I have done my worst, and have my end, forgive me; + From this hour make me what you please: I have tam'd ye, + And now am vow'd your servant: Look not strangely, + Nor fear what I say to you. Dare you kiss me? + Thus I begin my new love. + + _Petru._ Once again? + + _Mar._ With all my heart. + + _Petru._ Once again _Maria_, + Oh Gentlemen, I know not where I am. + + _Soph._ Get ye to bed then: there you'll quickly know Sir. + + _Petru._ Never no more your old tricks? + + _Mar._ Never Sir. + + _Petru._ You shall not need, for as I have a faith + No cause shall give occasion. + + _Mar._ As I am honest, + And as I am a maid yet, all my life + From this hour, since ye make so free profession, + I dedicate in service to your pleasure. + + _Soph._ I marry, this goes roundly off. + + _Petru._ Goe _Jaques_, + Get all the best meat may be bought for money, + And let the hogsheads blood, I am born again: + Well little _England_, when I see a Husband + Of any other Nation, stern or jealous, + I'll wish him but a woman of thy breeding; + And if he have not butter to his bread, + Till his teeth bleed, I'll never trust my travel. + + _Enter_ Rowland, Livia, Byancha, _and_ Tranio. + + _Petro._ What have we here? + + _Row._ Another Morris, Sir. + That you must pipe too. + + _Tra._ A poor married couple + Desire an offering, Sir. + + _Bya._ Never frown at it, + You cannot mend it now: there's your own hand; + And yours _Moroso_, to confirm the bargain. + + _Petron._ My hand? + + _Mor._ Or mine? + + _Bya._ You'll find it so. + + _Petro._ A trick, + By ---- a trick. + + _Bya._ Yes Sir, we trickt ye. + + _Liv._ Father. + + _P[e]tro._ Hast thou lain with him? speak! + + _Liv._ Yes truly Sir. + + _Petro._ And hast thou done the deed, boy? + + _Row._ I have [done], Sir, + That, that will serve the turn, I think. + + _Petru._ A match then, + I'll be the maker up of this: _Moroso_, + There's now no remedy you see, be willing; + [F]or be, or be not, he must have the wench. + + _Mor._ Since I am over-reach'd, let's in to dinner, + And if I can, I'll drink't away. + + _Tra._ That's well said. + + _Petro._ Well sirrah, you have plaid a trick, look to't, + And let me be a Grandsire within's twelve-month, + Or by this hand, I'll curtail half your fortunes. + + _Row._ There shall not want my labour, Sir: your money; + Here's one has undertaken. + + _Tra._ Well, I'll trust her, + And glad I have so good a pawn. + + _Row._ I'll watch ye. + + _Petru._ Let's in, and drink of all hands, and be jovial: + I have my Colt again, and now she carries; + And Gentlemen, whoever marries next, + Let him be sure he keep him to his Text. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + EPILOGUE. + + + _The_ Tamer_'s_ tam'd, _but so, as nor the men + Can find one just cause to complain of, when + They fitly do consider in their lives, + They should not reign as Tyrants o'er their wives. + Nor can the Women from this president + Insult, or triumph; it being aptly meant, + To teach both Sexes due equality; + And as they stand bound, to love mutually. + If this effect arising from a cause + Well laid, and grounded, may deserve applause, + We something more than hope, our honest ends + Will keep the Men, and Women too, our friends._ + + + + + THE + ISLAND PRINCESS: + A Tragi-Comedy. + + + The Persons represented in the Play. + + King of _Sidore, an Island_. + King of _Bakam_, } _Suitors to the Princess Quisara_. + King of _Siana_, } + Governor of _Terna, an Island_. _An ill man._ + Ruy Dias, _a Captain of_ Portugal, _also suitor to the Prin_. + Piniero, _Nephew to_ Ruy Dias, _a merry Captain_. + Christophero, } _Soldiers and Friends to_ Piniero. + Pedro, } + Armusia, _a noble daring_ Portugueze, _in love with the Princess_. + Soza, } _companions to_ Armusia, _and his valiant followers_. + Emanuel, } + Keeper. + Moors. + Guard. + Captain. + Citizens. + Townsmen. + + + WOMEN. + + Quisara, _the Island Princess, Sister to the King of_ Sidore. + Quisa[n]a, _Aunt to the Princess_. + Panura, _Waiting-woman to the Princess_ Quisara. + Citizens _wives_. + + + The Scene India. + + + The Principal Actors were + + _John Lowin_, + _John Underwood_, + _William Eglestone_, + _Rich. Sharpe_, + _Joseph Tailor_, + _Robert Benfield_, + _George Birch_, + _Tho. Polard_. + + + + + _Actus Primus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _A Bell Rings._ + + _Enter_ Pymero, Christophero, _and_ Pedro. + + _Pymero._ Open the Ports, and see the Watch reliev'd, + And let the guards be careful of their business, + Their vigilant eyes fixt on these Islanders, + They are false and desperate people, when they find + The least occasion open to encouragement, + Cruel, and crafty souls, believe me Gentlemen, + Their late attempt, which is too fresh amongst us, + In which, against all arms and honesty, + The Governor of _Ternata_ made surprize + Of our Confederate, the King of _Tidore_, + As for his recreation he was rowing + Between both Lands, bids us be wise and circumspect. + + _Chr._ It was a mischief suddenly imagin'd, + And as soon done; that Governor's a fierce knave, + Unfaithful as he is fierce too, there's no trusting; + But I wonder much, how such poor and base pleasures, + As tugging at an Oar, or skill in Steerage, + Should become Princes. + + _Py._ Base breedings, love base pleasure; + They take as much delight in a _Baratto_, + A little scurvy boat to row her ti[th]ly, + And have the Art to turn and wind her nimbly, + Think it as noble too, though it be slavish, + And a dull labour that declines a Gentleman: + As we _Portugals_, or the _Spaniards_ do in riding, + In managing a great horse, which is princely: + The _French_ in Courtship, or the dancing _English_, + In carrying a fair presence. + + _Ped._ He was strangely taken; + But where no faith is, there's no trust: he has paid for't + His Sister yet the fair and great _Quisara_, + Has shew'd a noble mind, and much love in't + To her afflicted brother, and the nobler still it appears, + And seasons of more tenderness, because his ruin stiles her absolute + And his imprisonment adds to her profit. + Feeling all this, which makes all men admire her, + The warm beams of this fortune that fall on her, + Yet has she made divers and noble Treaties, + And propositions for her brothers freedom, + If wealth or honor-- + + _Py._ Peace, peace, you are fool'd, Sir; + Things of these natures have strange outsides _Pedro_, + And cunning shadows, set 'em far from us, + Draw 'em but near, they are gross, and they abuse us; + They that observe her close, shall find her nature, + Which I doubt mainly will not prove so excellent; + She is a Princess, and she must be fair, + That's the prerogative of being Royal: + Let her want eyes and nose, she must be beauteous, + And she must know it too, and the use of it, + And people must believe it, they are damn'd else: + Why, all our neighbor Princes are mad for her. + + _Chr._ Is she not fair then? + + _Py._ But her hopes are fairer, + And there's a haughty Master, the King of _Bakan_, + That lofty Sir, that speaks far more, and louder + In his own commendations, than a Cannon: + He is strucken dumb with her. + + _Ped._ Beshrew me she is a sweet one. + + _Py._ And there's that hopeful man of _Syana_, + That sprightly fellow, he that's wise and temperate, + He is a Lover too. + + _Chr._ Wou'd I were worth her looking + For; by my life I hold her a compleat one, + The very Sun, I think affects her sweetness, + And dares not, as he does to all else, dye it + Into his tauny Livery. + + _Py._ She dares not see him, + But keeps her self at distance from his kisses, + And [weares] her complexion in a Case; let him but like it + A week, or two, or three, she would look like a Lion; + But the main sport on't is, or rather wonder + The Governor of _Ternata_, her mortal enemy, + He that has catcht her brother King, is struck too, + And is arriv'd under safe conduct also, + And hostages of worth delivered for him; + And he brought a Letter from his prisoner, + Whether compell'd, or willingly delivered + From the poor King, or what else dare be in't. + + _Chr._ So it be honourable, any thing, 'tis all one + For I dare think she'll do the best. + + _Py._ 'Tis certain + He has admittance, and sollicites hourly, + Now if he have the trick-- + + _Ped._ What trick? + + _Py._ The true one, + To take her too, if he be but skill'd in Bat-fowling, + And lime his bush right. + + _Chr._ I'll be hang'd when that hits, + For 'tis not a compell'd, or forc'd affection + That must take her, I guess her stout and virtuous, + But where's your Uncle, Sir, our valiant Captain, + The brave _Ruy Dias_ all this while? + + _Py._ I marry. + He is amongst 'em too. + + _Ped._ A Lover. + + _Py._ Nay, + I know not that, but [sure] he stands in favour, + Or would stand stifly, he is no _Portugal_ else. + + _Chr._ The voice says in good favour, in the list too + Of the privy wooers, how cunningly of late + I have observ'd him, and how privately + He has stolen at all hours from us, and how readily + He has feign'd a business to bid the Fort farewel + For five or six days, or a month together, + Sure there is something-- + + _Py._ Yes, yes, there is a thing in't, + A thing would make the best on's all dance after it; + A dainty thing; Lord how this Uncle of mine + Has read to me, and rated me for wenching. + And told me in what desperate case 'twould leave me, + And how 'twould stew my bones. + + _Ped._ You car'd not for it. + + _Py._ I'faith not much, I ventur'd on still easily, + And took my chance, danger is a Soldiers honor; + But that this man, this herb of Grace, _Ruy Dias_, + This father of our faculties should slip thus, + For sure he is a ferriting, that he + That would drink nothing, to depress the spirit, + But milk and water, eat nothing but thin air + To make his bloud obedient, that his youth, + In spight of all his temperance, should tickle, + And have a love mange on him. + + _Chr._ 'Tis in him, Sir, + But honourable courtship, and becomes his rank too. + + _Py._ In me 'twere abominable Leachery, or would be, + For when our thoughts are on't, and miss their level, + We must hit something. + + _Ped._ Well, he's a noble Gentleman, + And if he be a suitor, may he speed in't. + + _Py._ Let him alone, our family ne'r fail'd yet. + + _Chr._ Our mad Lieutenant still, merry _Pyniero_, + Thus wou'd he do, if the Surgeon were searching of him. + + _Ped._ Especially if a warm wench had shot him. + + _Py._ But hark _Christophero_; come hither _Pedro_; + When saw you our brave Countrey-man _Armusia_? + He that's arriv'd here lately, and his gallants? + A goodly fellow, and a brave companion + Methinks he is, and no doubt, truly valiant, + For he that dares come hither, dares fight any where. + + _Chr._ I saw him not of late, a sober Gentleman + I am sure he is, and no doubt bravely sprung, + And promises much nobleness. + + _Py._ I love him, + And by my troth wou'd fain be inward with him; + Pray let's go seek him. + + _Ped._ We'll attend you Sir. + + _Py._ By that time we shall hear the burst of business. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias, Quisara, Quisana; _and_ Panura. + + _Quisar._ Aunt, I much thank you for your courtesie, + And the fair liberty you still allow me, + Both of your house and service, though I be + A Princess, and by that Prerogative stand free + From the poor malice of opinion, + And no ways bound to render up my actions, + Because no power above me can examine me; + Yet my dear brother being still a prisoner, + And many wandring eyes upon my ways, + Being left alone a Sea-mark, it behoves me + To use a little caution, and be circumspect. + + _Quisan._ You're wise and noble Lady. + + _Quisar._ Often Aunt + I resort hither, and privately to see you, + It may be to converse with some I favour; + I wou'd not have it known as oft, nor constru'd, + It stands not with my care. + + _Quisan._ You speak most fairly, + For even our pure devotions are examin'd. + + _Quisar._ So mad are mens minds now. + + _Ruy._ Or rather monstrous; + They are thick dreams, bred in fogs that know no fairness. + + _Quisan._ Madam, the House is yours, I am yours, pray use me, + And at your service all I have lies prostrate; + My care shall ever be to yield ye honor, + And when your fame falls here, 'tis my fault Lady; + A poor and simple banquet I have provided, + Which if you please to honor with your presence-- + + _Quisar._ I thank ye Aunt, I shall be with you instantly, + A few words with this Gentleman. + + _Quisan._ I'll leave ye, + And when you please retire, I'll wait upon you. [_Exeunt Quis. & Pan._ + + _Quisar._ Why, how now Captain, what afraid to speak to me? + A man of Armes, and danted with a Lady? + Commanders have the power to parle with Princes. + + _Ruy._ Madam, the favors you have still showr'd on me, + Which are so high above my means of merit, + So infinite, that nought can value 'em + But their own goodness, no eyes look up to 'em + But those that are of equal light, and lustre, + Strike me thus mute, you are my royal Mistriss, + And all my services that aime at honor, + Take life from you, the Saint of my devotions; + Pardon my wish, it is a fair ambition, + And well becomes the Man that honors you; + I wou'd I were of worth, of something near you, + Of such a royal piece, a King I wou'd be, + A mighty King that might command affection, + And bring a youth upon me might bewitch ye, + And you a sweet sould Christian. + + _Quisar._ Now you talk Sir; + You _Portugals_, though you be rugged Soldiers, + Yet when you list to flatter, you are plain Courtiers; + And could you wish me _Christian_, brave _Ruy Dias_? + + _Ruy._ At all the danger of my life great Lady, + At all my hopes, at all-- + + _Quisar._ Pray ye stay a little, + To what end runs your wish? + + _Ruy._ O glorious Lady, + That I might--but I dare not speak. + + _Quisar._ I dare then, + That you might hope to marry me; nay blush not, + An honorable end needs no excuse; + And would you love me then? + + _Ruy._ My soul not dearer. + + _Quisar._ Do some brave thing that may entice me that way, + Some thing of such a meritorious goodness, + Of such an unmatcht nobleness, that I may know + You have a power beyond ours that preserves you: + 'Tis not the person, nor the royal title, + Nor wealth, nor glory, that I look upon, + That inward man I love that's lin'd with virtue, + That well deserving soul works out a favor; + I have many Princes suiters, many great ones, + Yet above these I love you, you are valiant, + An active man, able to build a fortune; + I do not say I dote, nor meane to marry, + Only the hope is, something may be done, + That may compel my faith, and ask my freedome, + And leave opinion fair. + + _Ruy._ Command dear Lady, + And let the danger be as deep as Hell, + As direful to attempt-- + + _Quisar._ Y'are too sudden, + I must be rul'd by you, find out a fortune + Wisely, and hansomely, examine time, + And court occasion that she may be ready; + A thousand uses for your forward spirit + Ye may find daily, be sure ye take a good one, + A brave and worthy one that may advance ye, + Forc'd smiles reward poor dangers; you are a Soldier, + I wou'd not talke so else, and I love a Soldier, + And that that speaks him true, and great, his valor; + Yet for all these which are but Womens follies, + You may do what you please, I shall still know ye, + And though ye weare no Sword. + + _Ru._ Excellent Lady, + When I grow so cold, and disgrace my Nation, + That from their hardy nurses suck adventures, + 'Twere fit I wore a Tombstone; you have read to me + The story of your favor, if I mistake it, + Or grow a truant in the study of it, + A great correction Lady-- + + _Quisar._ Let's toth' banquet, + And have some merrier talk, and then to Court, + Where I give audience to my general Suiters; + Pray heaven my womans wit hold; there brave Captain, + You may perchance meet something that may startle ye; + I'll say no more, come be not sad-- + I love ye. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Pyniero, Armusia, Soza, Christophero, _and_ Emanuel. + + _Py._ You are wellcome Gentlemen, most worthy welcom, + And know there's nothing in our power may serve ye, + But you may freely challenge. + + _Arm._ Sir we thank ye, + And rest your servants too. + + _Py._ Ye are worthy _Portugals_, + You shew the bravery of your minds and spirits; + The nature of our Country too, that brings forth + Stirring, unwearied soules to seek adventures; + Minds never satisfied with search of honor + Where time is, and the Sun gives light, brave Countrymen, + Our names are known, new worlds disclose their riches, + Their beauties, and their prides to our embraces; + And we the first of Nations find these wonders. + + _Arm._ These noble thoughts, Sir, have intic'd us forward, + And minds unapt for ease to see these miracles, + In which we find report a poor relater; + We are arriv'd among the blessed Islands, + Where every wind that rises blows perfumes, + And every breath of air is like an Incence: + The treasure of the Sun dwells here, each Tree + As if it envied the old _Paradice_, + Strives to bring forth immortal fruit; the Spices + Renewing nature, though not deifying, + And when that falls by time, scorning the earth, + The sullen earth should taint or suck their beauties, + But as we dreamt, for ever so preserve us: + Nothing we see, but breeds an admiration; + The very rivers as we float along, + Throw up their pearls, and curle their heads to court us; + The bowels of the earth swell with the births + Of thousand unknown gemms, and thousand riches; + Nothing that bears a life, but brings a treasure; + The people they shew brave too, civil manner'd, + Proportioned like the Masters of great minds, + The Women which I wonder at-- + + _Py._ Ye speak well. + + _Ar._ Of delicate aspects, fair, clearly beauteous, + And to that admiration, sweet and courteous. + + _Py._ And is not that a good thing? brave _Armusia_ + You never saw the Court before? + + _Ar._ No certain, + But that I see a wonder too, all excellent, + The Government exact. + + _Chr._ Ye shall see anon, + That that will make ye start indeed, such beauties, + Such riches, and such form. + + _Enter_ Bakam, Syana, Governor. + + _Soz._ We are fire already; + The wealthy Magazine of nature sure + Inhabits here. + + _Arm._ These sure are all _Ilanders_. + + _Py._ Yes, and great Princes too, and lusty lovers. + + _Ar._ They are goodly persons; What might he be Signior + That bears so proud a state? + + _Py._ King of _Bakam_, + A fellow that farts terror. + + _Em._ He looks highly, + Sure he was begot o'th' top of a Steeple. + + _Chr._ It may well be, + For you shall hear him ring anon. + + _Py._ That is _Syana_, + And a brave temper'd fellow, and more valiant. + + _Soz._ What rugged face is that? + + _Py._ That's the great Governor, + The man surpriz'd our Friend, I told ye of him. + + _Ar._ 'Has dangerous eyes. + + _Py._ A perilous Thief, and subtile. + + _Chr._ And to that subtilty a heart of Iron. + + _Py._ Yet the young Lady makes it melt. + + _Ar._ They start all, + And thunder in the eyes. + + _Ba._ Away ye poor ones, + A[m] I in competition with such bubbles? + My virtue, and my name rank'd with such trifles? + + _Sy._ Ye speak loud. + + _Ba._ Young-man, I will speak louder; + Can any man but I deserve her favor, [_Princes flie at one another._] + You petty Princes. + + _Py._ He will put 'em all in's pocket. + + _Sy._ Thou proud mad thing be not so full of glory, + So full of vanity. + + _Ba._ How? I contemn thee, + And that fort-keeping fellow. + + _Py._ How the Dog looks, + The bandog Governor! + + _Gov._ Ha, Why? + + _Ba._ Away thing, + And keep your rank with those that fit your royalty; + Call out the Princess. + + _Gov._ Dost thou know me bladder, + Thou insolent impostume? + + _Ba._ I despise thee; + + _Gov._ Art thou acquainted with my nature baby? + With my revenge for Injuries? darst thou hold me + So far behind thy file, I cannot reach thee? + What canst thou merit? + + _Ba._ Merit? I am above it; + I am equal with all honors, all atchievements, + And what is great and worthy; the best doer + I keep at my command, fortune's my servant, + 'Tis in my power now to despise such wretches, + To look upon ye slightly, and neglect ye, + And but she daines at some hours to remember ye, + And people have bestowed some Titles on ye, + I should forget your names-- + + _Sy._ Mercy of me; + What a blown fool has self affection + Made of this fellow! did not the Queen your Mother + Long for bellows, and bagpipes, when she was great with ye, + She brought forth such a windy birth? + + _Gov._ 'Tis ten to one + She eat a Drum, and was deliver'd of alarum, + Or else he was swadled in an old saile when he was young. + + _Sy._ He swells too mainly with his meditations; + Faith, talk a little handsomer, ride softly + That we may be able to hold way with ye, we are Princes, + But those are but poor things to you; talk wiser, + 'Twill well become your mightiness; talk less, + That men may think ye can do more. + + _Gov._ Talk truth, + That men may think ye are honest, and believe ye, + Or talk your self asleep, for I am weary of you. + + _Ba._ Why? I can talk and do. + + _Gov._ That wou'd do excellent. + + _Ba._ And tell you, only I deserve the Princess, + And make good only I, if you dare, you sir, + Or you _Syanas_ Prince. + + _Py._ Heres a storm toward, + Methinks it sings already, to him Governor. + + _Gov._ Here lies my proof. [_Draw._ + + _Sy._ And mine. + + _Gov._ I'll be short with ye, + For these long arguments I was never good at. + + _Py._ How white the boaster looks! + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias, Quisara, Quisana, Panura. + + _Ar._ I see he lacks faith. + + _Ru._ For shame forbear great Princes, rule your angers, + You violate the freedom of this place, + The state and Royalty-- + + _Gov._ He's well contented + It seems, and so I have done. + + _Ar._ Is this she Signior? + + _Py._ This is the Princess Sir. + + _Ar._ She is sweet and goodly, + An admirable form, they have cause to justle. + + _Quisar._ Ye wrong me and my court, ye forward Princes; + Comes your Love wrapt in Violence to seek us? + Is't fit though you be great, my presence should be + Stain'd, and polluted with your bloody rages? + My privacies affrighted with your Swords? + He that loves me, loves my command; be temper'd, + Or be no more what ye profess, my Servants. + + _Omnes._ We are calme as peace. + + _Ar._ What command she carries! + And what a sparkling Majesty flies from her! + + _Quisar._ Is it ye love to do? ye shall find danger, + And danger that shall start your resolutions, + But not this way; 'tis not contention, + Who loves me to my face best, or who can flatter most + Can carry me, he that deserves my favor, + And will enjoy what I bring, love and Majesty, + Must win me with his worth; must travel for me; + Must put his hasty rage off, and put on + A well confirmed, a temperate, and true valor. + + _Omnes._ But shew the way. + + _Quisar._ And will, and then shew you + A will to tread the way, I'll say ye are worthy. + + _Py._ What task now + Will she turn 'em to? these hot youths, + I fear will find a cooling card, I read in her eyes + Something that has some swinge must flye amongst 'em; + By this hand I love her a little now. + + _Quisar._ 'Tis not unknown to you + I had a royal Brother, now miserable, + And Prisoner to that Man; if I were ambitious, + Gap'd for that glory was n're born with me, + There he should lie his miseries upon him: + If I were covetous, and my heart set + On riches, and those base effects that follow + On pleasures uncontrol'd, or safe revenges, + There he should die, his death [would] give me all these; + For then stood I up absolute to do all; + Yet all these flattering shews of dignity, + These golden dreams of greatness cannot force + To forget nature and my fair affection. + Therefore that Man that would be known my lover, + Must be known his redeemer, and must bring him + Either alive or dead to my embraces. + For even his bones I scorn shall feel such slavery, + Or seek another Mistriss, 'twill be hard + To do this, wondrous hard, a great adventure, + Fit for a spirit of an equal greatness; + But being done, the reward is worthy of it. + + _Chr._ How they stand gaping all! + + _Quisar._ _Ruy Dias_ cold? + Not flye like fire into it? may be you doubt me, + He that shall do this is my husband Prince; + By the bright heavens he is, by whose justice + I openly proclaim it; if I lye, + Or seek to set you on with subtilty, + Let that meet with me, and reward my falshood. + No stirring yet, no start into a bravery? + + _Ruy._ Madam, it may be, but being a main danger, + Your Grace must give me leave to look about me, + And take a little time, the cause will ask it. + Great Acts require great counsels. + + _Quisar._ Take your pleasure, + I fear the Portugal. + + _Ba._ I'll raise an Army + That shall bring back [h]is Island, Fort and all, + And fix it here. + + _Gov._ How long will this be doing? + You should have begun in your Grandfather's days. + + _Sy._ What may be, + And what my power can promise noblest Lady, + My will I am sure stands fair. + + _Quisar._ Faire be your fortune, + Few promises are best, and fair performance. + + _Gov._ These cannot doe, + Their power and arts are weak ones. + 'Tis in my will, I have this King your brother, + He is my prisoner, I accept your proffer, + And bless the fair occasion that atchiev'd him: + I love ye, and I honor ye, but speak; + Whether alive or dead he shall be rendred, + And see how readily, how in an instant, + Quick as your wishes Lady-- + + _Quisar._ No, I scorn ye, + You and your courtesie; I hate your love Sir; + And ere I would so basely win his liberty, + I would study to forget he was my brother; + By force he was taken; he that shall enjoy me, + Shall fetch him back by force, or never know me. + + _Py._ As I live, a rare Wench. + + _Ar._ She has a noble spirit. + + _Gov._ By force? + + _Quisar._ Yes Sir, by force, and make you glad too + To let him goe. + + _Gov._ How? you may look nobler on me, + And think me no such Boy; by force he must not, + For your love much may be. + + _Quisar._ Put up your passion, + And pack ye home, I say, by force, and suddenly. + He lies there till he rots else, although I love him + Most tenderly and dearly, as a brother, + And out of these respects would joy to see him; + Yet to receive him as thy courtesie, + With all the honor thou couldst add unto him + From his hands that most hate him, I had rather, + Though no condition were propounded for him, + See him far sunke i'th earth, and there forget him. + + _Py._ Your hopes are gelt good Governor. + + _Arm._ A rare Woman. + + _Gov._ Lady, + I'll pull this pride, I'll quench this bravery, + And turne your glorious scorn to tears and howlings; + I will proud Princess; this neglect of me + Shall make thy brother King most miserable; + Shall turn him into curses 'gainst thy cruelty: + For where before I us'd him like a King, + And did those Royal Offices unto him: + Now he shall lie a sad lump in a dungeon, + Loden with chains and fetters, colds and hunger, + Darkness, and lingring death for his companions; + And let me see who dare attempt his rescue, + What desperate fool? look toward it; farewel, + And when thou know'st him thus, lament thy follies, + Nay I will make thee kneel to take my offer: + Once more farewel, and put thy trust in puppits. [_Exit._ + + _Quisar._ If none dare undertake it, I'll live a mourner. + + _Ba._ You cannot want. + + _Sy._ You must not. + + _Ru._ 'Tis most dangerous, + And wise men wou'd proceed with care and counsel, + Yet some way would I knew-- + Walke with me Gentlemen-- [_Exeunt. Manent, Arm. and his Comp._ + + _Ar._ How do you like her spirit? + + _Soz._ 'Tis a clear one, + Clog'd with no dirty stuff, she is all pure honor. + + _Em._ The bravest Wench I ever look'd upon, + And of the strongest parts, she is most fair, + Yet her mind such a mirrour-- + + _Arm._ What an action + Wou'd this be to put forward on, what a glory, + And what an everlasting wealth to end it! + Methinks my soul is strangely rais'd. + + _Soz._ To step into it, + Just while they think, and ere they have determin'd + To bring the King off. + + _Ar._ Things have been done as dangerous. + + _Em._ And prosper'd best when they were least consider'd. + + _Ar._ Bless me my hopes, + And you my friends assist me. + None but our companions. + + _Soz._ You deale wisely, + And if we shrink the name of slaves dye with us. + + _Em._ Stay not for second thoughts. + + _Ar._ I am determin'd; + And though I lose, it shall be sung, I was valiant, + And my brave offer shall be turn'd to story, + Worthy the Princess tongue. A Boat, that's all + That's unprovided, and habits like to Merchants, + The rest wee'l councel as we goe. + + _Soz._ Away then, + Fortune looks fair on those, make haste to win her. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Secundus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter Keeper, and 2 or 3 Moores._ + + _Kee._ I Have kept many a Man, and many a great one, + Yet I confess, I nere saw before + A Man of such a sufferance; he lies now + Where I would not lay my dog, for sure 'twould kill him. + Where neither light or comfort can come near him; + Nor air, nor earth that's wholsome; it grieves me + To see a mighty King with all his glory, + Sunk o'th' sudden to the bottome of a dungeon. + Whether should we descend that are poor Rascals + If we had our deserts? + + _1. Mo._ 'Tis a strange wonder, + Load him with Irons, oppress him with contempts, + Which are the Governors commands, give him nothing, + Or so little, to sustain life, 'tis next nothing; + They stir not him, he smiles upon his miseries, + And beares 'em with such strength, as if his nature + Had been nurs'd up, and foster'd with calamities. + + _2._ He gives no ill words, curses, nor repines not, + Blames nothing, hopes in nothing, we can hear of; + And in the midst of all these frights, fears nothing. + + _Kee._ I'll be sworne + He fears not, for even when I shake for him, + As many times my pitty will compell me, + When other souls, that bear not half his burthen, + Shrink in their powers, and burst with their oppressions; + Then will he Sing, wooe his afflictions, + And court 'em in sad airs, as if he wou'd wed 'em. + + _1._ That's more than we have heard yet, we are only + Appointed for his Guard, but not so near him, + If we could hear that wonder-- + + _Kee._ Many times + I fear the Governor should come to know it; + For his voice so affects me, so delights me, + That when I find his hour, I have Musick ready, + And it stirs me infinitely, be but still and private, + And you may chance to hear. + [_King appears loden with chains, his head, and armes only above._ + + _2._ We will not stir, Sir; + This is a sudden change, but who dares blame it. + + _Kee._ Now hark and melt, for I am sure I shall; + Stand silent, what stubborn weight of chains-- + + _1._ Yet he looks temperately. + + _2._ His eyes not sunk, and his complexion firm still, + No wildness, no distemper'd touch upon him, + How constantly he smiles, and how undanted! + With what a Majesty he heaves his head up! [_Musick._ + + _Kee._ Now marke, I know he will sing; do not disturb him. + Your allowance from the Governor, wou'd it were more sir, + Or in my power to make it hansomer. + + _Kin._ Do not transgress thy charge, I take his bounty, + And fortune, whilst I bear a mind contented + Not leaven'd with the glory I am falen from, + Nor hang upon vain hopes, that may corrupt me. + + _Enter Governor._ + + _Gov._ Thou art my slave, and I appear above thee. + + _Kee._ The Governor himself. + + _Gov._ What, at your banquet? + And in such state, and with such change of service? + + _Kin._ Nature's no glutton, Sir, a little serves her. + + _Gov._ This diet's holsome then. + + _Kin._ I beg no better. + + _Gov._ A calm contented mind, give him less next; + These full meals will oppress his health, his Grace + Is of a tender, and pure constitution, + And such repletions-- + + _Kin._ Mock, mock, it moves not me sir, + Thy mirths, as do thy mischiefs, flie behind me. + + _Gov._ Ye carry it handsomely, but tell me patience, + Do not you curse the brave and royal Lady + Your gracious sister? do not you damn her pitty, + Damn twenty times a day, and damn it seriously? + Do not you swear aloud too, cry and kick? + The very soul sweat in thee with the agony + Of her contempt of me? Couldst not thou eat her + For being so injurious to thy fortune, + Thy fair and happy fortune? Couldst not thou wish her + A Bastard, or a Whore, fame might proclame her; + Black ugly fame, or that thou hadst had no sister? + Spitting the general name out, and the nature; + Blaspheming heaven for making such a mischief; + For giving power to pride, and will to Woman? + + _Kin._ No Tyrant, no, I bless and love her for it; + And though her scorn of thee, had laid up for me + As many plagues as the corrupted air breeds, + As many mischiefs as the hours have minutes, + As many formes of Death, as doubt can figure; + Yet I should love [her] more still, and more honor her; + All thou canst lay upon me, cannot bend me, + No not the stroke of death, that I despise too: + For if fear could possess me, thou hadst won me; + As little from this hour I prize thy flatteries, + And less than those thy prayers, though thou wouldst kneel to me; + And if she be not Mistriss of this nature, + She is none of mine, no kin, and I contemne her. + + _Gov._ Are you so valiant sir? + + _Kin._ Yes, and so fortunate; + For he that holds his constancy still conquers; + Hadst thou preserv'd me as a noble enemy, + And as at first, made my restraint seem to me + But only as the shadow of captivity, + I had still spoke thee noble, still declar'd thee + A valiant, great, and worthy man, still lov'd thee, + And still prefer'd thy fair love to my sister; + But to compell this from me with a misery, + A most inhumane, and unhandsome slavery-- + + _Gov._ You will relent for all this talk I fear not, + And put your wits a work agen. + + _Kin._ You are cozen'd; + Or if I were so weak to be wrought to it, + So fearful to give way to so much poverty, + How I should curse her heart if she consented! + + _Gov._ You shall write, and entreat, or-- + + _Kin._ Do thy utmost, + And e'en in all thy tortures I'll laugh at thee, + I'll think thee no more valiant, but a villain; + Nothing thou hast done brave, but like a thief, + Atchiev'd by craft, and kept by cruelty; + Nothing thou canst deserve, thou art unhonest; + Nor no way live to build a Name, thou art barbarous. + + _Gov._ Down with him low enough, there let him murmur, + And see his diet be so light and little, + He grow not thus high hearted on't, I will coole ye, + And make ye cry for mercy, and be ready + To work my ends, and willingly; and your sister taken down, + Your scornful, cruel sister shall repent too, + And sue to me for grace. + Give him no liberty, + But let his bands be doubled, his ease lessened; + Nothing his heart desires, but vex and torture him: + Let him not sleep, nothing that's dear to nature + Let him enjoy; yet take heed that he dye not; + Keep him as near death, and as willing to embrace it, + But see he arrive not at it; I will humble him. + And her stout heart that stands on such defiance; + And let me see her champions that dare venture + Her high and mighty wooers, keep your guards close, + And as you love your lives be diligent. + And what I charge, observe. + + _Omnes._ We shall be dutiful. + + _Gov._ I'll pull your courage King, and all your bravery. [_Exit Gov._ + + _1._ Most certain he is resolved nothing can stir him; + For if he had but any part about him + Gave way to fear or hope, he durst not talk thus, + And do thus stoutly too, as willingly, + And quietly he sunk down to his sorrows, + As some men [to] their sleeps. + + _Keep._ Yes, and sleeps with e'm; + So little he regards them, there's the wonder, + And often soundly sleeps, wou'd I durst pity him, + Or wou'd it were in my will, but we are servants, + And tied unto command. + + _2._ I wish him better, + But much I fear h'as found his tombe already, + We must observe our guards. + + _1._ He cannot last long, + And when he is dead, he is free. + + _Kee._ That's the most cruelty, + That we must keep him living. + + _2._ That's as he please; + For that Man that resolves, needs no Phisitian. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Armusia, Soza, Emanuel _like Merchants, arm'd + underneath_. + + _Arm._ Our prosperous passage was an omen to us, + A lucky and a fair omen. + + _Omnes._ We believe it. + + _Ar._ The Sea and Wind strove who should most befriend us, + And as they favour'd our design, and lov'd us, + So lead us forth--Where lies the Boat that brought us? + + _Soz._ Safe lodg'd within the Reeds, close by the Castle, + That no eye can suspect, nor thought come near it. + + _Em._ But where have you been, brave sir? + + _Ar._ I have broke the Ice Boyes: + I have begun the game, fair fortune guide it, + Suspectless have I travell'd all the Town through, + And in this Merchants shape won much acquaintance, + Survey'd each strength and place that may befriend us, + View'd all his Magazines, got perfect knowledge + Of where the Prison is, and what power guards it. + + _Soz._ These will be strong attempts. + + _Ar._ Courage is strong: + What we beg[a]n with policy, my dear friends, + Let's end with manly force; there's no retiring, + Unless it be with shame. + + _Em._ Shame his that hopes it. + + _Ar._ Better a few, and clearer fame will follow us, + However, lose or win, and speak our memories, + Than if we led our Armies; things done thus, + And of this noble weight, will stile us worthies. + + _Soz._ Direct, and we have done, bring us to execute, + And if we flinch, or fail-- + + _Ar._ I am sure ye dare not. + Then farther know, and let no ear be near us, + That may be false. + + _Em._ Speak boldly on, we are honest; + Our lives and fortunes yours. + + _Ar._ Hard by the place then + Where all his Treasure lies, his Armes, his Women, + Close by the Prison too where he keeps the King, + I have hir'd a lodging, as a Trading Merchant, + A Celler to that too, to stow my Wares in, + The very Wall of which, joynes to his store-house. + + _Soz._ What of all this? + + _Ar._ Ye are dull, if ye apprehend not: + Into that Cellar, elected friends, I have convey'd, + And unsuspected too, that that will do it; + That that will make all shake, and smoak too. + + _Em._ Ha? + + _Ar._ My thoughts have not been idle, nor my practice: + The fire I brought here with me shall do something, + Shall burst into material flames, and bright ones, + That all the Island shall stand wondring at it, + As if they had been stricken with a Comet: + Powder is ready, and enough to work it, + The Match is left a-fire, all, all husht, and lockt close, + No man suspecting what I am but Merchant: + An hour hence, my brave friends, look for the fury, + The fire to light us to our honour'd purpose, + For by that time 'twill take. + + _Soz._ What are our duties? + + _Ar._ When all are full of fear and fright, the Governor + Out of his wits, to see the flames so imperious, + Ready to turn to ashes all he worships, + And all the people there to stop these ruins, + No man regarding any private office; + Then flie we to the prison suddenly, + Here's one has found the way, and dares direct us. + + _Em._ Then to our swords and good hearts, + I long for it. + + _Ar._ Certain we shall not find much opposition, + But what is must be forced. + + _Soz._ 'Tis bravely cast Sir, + And surely too I hope. + + _Ar._ If the fire fail not, + And powder hold his nature, some must presently + Upon the first cry of th' amazed people, + (For nothing will be markt then, but the misery) + Be ready with the boat upon an instant, + And then all's right and fair. + + _Em._ Bless us dear fortune. + + _Ar._ Let us be worthy of it in our courage, + And fortune must befriend us, come all sever, + But keep still within sight, when the flame rises + Let's meet, or either doe, or dye. + + _Soz._ So be it. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter Governor, and Captain._ + + _Gov._ No Captain, for those Troops we need 'em not, + The Town is strong enough to stand their furies; + I wou'd see 'em come, and offer to do something. + They are high in words. + + _Cap._ 'Tis safer Sir then doing. + + _Gov._ Dost think they dare attempt? + + _Cap._ May be by Treaty, + But sure by force they will not prove so froward. + + _Gov._ No faith, I warrant thee, they know me well enough + And know they have no Child in hand to play with: + They know my nature too, I have bit some of 'em, + And to the bones, they have reason to remember me, + It makes me laugh to think how glorious + The fools are in their promises, and how pregnant + Their wits and powers are to bring things to pass; + Am I not grown lean with loss of sleep and care + To prevent these threatnings, Captain? + + _Cap._ You look well Sir: + Upon my conscience you are not like to sicken + Upon any such conceit. + + _Gov._ I hope I shall not: + Well, wou'd I had this Wench, for I must have her, + She must be mine; and there's another charge Captain; + What betwixt love and brawling I got nothing, + All goes in maintenance-- + Heark, What was that, [_The Train takes._ + That noise there? it went with a violence. + + _Cap._ Some old wall belike Sir, + That had no neighbor help to hold it up, + Is fallen suddenly. + + _Gov._ I must discard these Rascals, + That are not able to maintain their buildings, + They blur the beauty of the Town. + + _Within._ Fire, Fire. + + _Gov._ I hear another tune, good Captain, + It comes on fresher still, 'tis loud and fearful, + Look up into the Town, how bright the ayr shewes; + Upon my life some sudden fire. [_Ex. Cap._ + The bell too? [_Bell Rings._ + I hear the noise more clear. + + _Enter Citizen._ + + _Cit._ Fire, fire. + + _Gov._ Where? where? + + _Cit._ Suddenly taken in a Merchan[t]s house sir, + Fearful and high it blazes; help good people. + + _Gov._ Pox o'their paper-houses, how they smother, + They light like Candles, how the rore still rises! + + _Enter Captain._ + + _Cap._ Your Magazine's a fire Sir, help, help suddenly, + The Castle too is in danger, in much danger, + All will be lost, get the people presently, + And all that are your Guard, and all help, all hands Sir, + Your wealth, your strength, is burnt else, the Town perisht; + The Castle now begins to flame. + + _Gov._ My soul shakes. + + _Cap._ A Merchants house next joyning? shame light on him, + That ever such a neighbour, such a villain-- + + _Gov._ Raise all the Garrison, and bring 'em up. + + _Enter other Citizens._ + + And beat the people forward--Oh I have lost all + In one house, all my hopes: good worthy Citizens + Follow me all, and all your powers give to me, + I will reward you all. Oh cursed fortune-- + The flame's more violent: arise still, help, help, Citizens, + Freedom and wealth to him that helps: follow, oh follow. + Fling wine, or any thing, I'll see't recompenc'd. + Buckets, more Buckets; fire, fire, fire. [_Ex. omnes._ + + _Enter_ Armusia, _and his company_. + + _Arm._ Let it flame on, a comely light it gives up + To our discovery. + + _Soz._ Heark, what a merry cry + These hounds make! forward fairly, + We are not seen in the mist, we are not noted. Away, + Away. Now if we lose our fortune-- [_Exit._ + + _Enter Captain and Citizens._ + + _Cap._ Up Soldiers, up, and deal like men. + + _Cit._ More water, more water, all is consum'd else. + + _Cap._ All's gone, unless you undertake it straight, your + Wealth too, that must preserve, and pay your labor bravely. + Up, up, away. [_Ex. Cap. and Cit. Then,_ + + _Enter_ Armusia _and his company breaking open a Doore_. + + _Ar._ So, thou art open, keep the way clear + Behind still. Now for the place. + + _Sold._ 'Tis here Sir. + + _Ar._ Sure this is it. + Force ope the doore--A miserable creature! + Yet by his manly face-- [_The King discovered._ + + _Kin._ Why stare ye on me? + You cannot put on faces to afright me: + In death I am a King still, and contemne ye: + Where is that Governor? Methinks his Man-hood + Should be well pleas'd to see my Tragedy, + And come to bath his stern eyes in my sorrows; + I dare him to the sight, bring his scorns with him, + And all his rugged threats: here's a throat, soldiers; + Come, see who can strike deepest. + + _Em._ Break the Chain there. + + _Kin._ What does this mean? + + _Ar._ Come, talke of no more Governors, + He has other business, Sir, put your Legs forward, + And gather up your courage like a Man, + Wee'll carry off your head else: we are friends, + And come to give your sorrows ease. + + _Soz._ On bravely; + Delayes may lose agen. + + _Enter Guard._ + + _Ar._ The Guard. + + _Soz._ Upon 'em. + + _Ar._ Make speedy, and sure work. + + _Em._ They flie. + + _Ar._ Up with him, and to the Boat; stand fast, now be speedy; + When this heat's past, wee'll sing our History. + Away, like thoughts, sudden as desires, friends; + Now sacred chance be ours. + + _Soz._ Pray when we have done, Sir. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter 3 or 4 Citizens severally._ + + _1._ What is the fire allaid? + + _2._ 'Tis out, 'tis out, + Or past the worst, I never did so stoutly + I'll assure you neighbours since I was a Man: + I have been burnt at both ends like a squib: + I liv'd two hours in the' fire, 'twas a hideous matter; + But when men of understanding come about it, + Men that judge of things, my Wife gave me over, + And took her leave a hundred times, I bore up still, + And tost the Buckets Boys. + + _3._ We are all meere Martins. + + _1._ I heard a voice at latter end o'th hurry, + Or else I dreamt I heard it, that said Treason. + + _2._ 'Tis like enough, it might cry Murder too, for there was + Many without a joint, but what's that to us: Let's home + And fright our Wives, for we look like Devils. + + _Enter 3 Women._ + + _3._ Here come some of 'em to fright us. + + _1 W._ Mine's alive neighbor--oh sweet hony husband. + + _2._ Thou liest, I think abominably, and thou hadst been + In my place, thou wouldst have stunk at both ends. + Get me some drink, give me whole Tuns of drink, + Whole cisterns; for I have four dozen of fine firebrands + In my belly, I have more smoke in my mouth, than would + Blote a hundred Herrings. + + _2 Wo._ Art thou come safe agen? + + _3 Wo._ I pray you what became of my man, is he in a Well? + + _2._ At hearts ease in a Well, is very well neighbor; + We left him drinking of a new dozen of Buckets; + Thy husbands happy, he was through roasted, + And now he's basting of himself at all points: + The Clark and he are cooling their pericraniums; + Body [O] me neighbors there's fire in my Codpiece. + + _1 Wo._ Bless my Husband. + + _2._ Blow it out Wife--blow, blow, the gable end a'th' store-house. + + _Women._ Some water, water, water. + + _3._ Peace, 'tis but a sparkle; + + Raise not the Town again, 'twill be a great hindrance, + I'm glad 'tis out, and't had ta'en in my Hay-loft? + What frights are [t]hese, marry heaven bless thy modicum. + + _3 Wo._ But is a drown'd outright, pray put me out of + Fear neighbor. + + _2._ Thou wouldst have it so, but after a hundred fires + More, he'll live to see thee burnt for brewing musty + Liquor. + + _1._ Come, let's go neighbor. + + _2._ For I would very fain turn down this liquor; + Come, come, I fry like a burnt mary-bone: + Women get you afore, and draw upon us; + Run wenches, run, and let your Taps run with ye; + Run as the fire were in your tails, cry Ale, Ale. + + _Wom._ Away, let's nourish the poor wretches. + + _2._ We'll rallie up the rest of the burnt Regiment. + + _Enter Governor, Captain, Soldier, and Guard._ + + _Gov._ The fire's quencht Captain, but the mischief hangs still; + The King's redeem'd, and gone too; a trick, a dam'd one: + Oh I am overtaken poorly, tamely. + + _Cap._ Where were the guard that waited upon the prison? + + _Sol._ Most of'em slain, yet some scap'd, Sir, and they deliver, + They saw a little boat ready to receive him, + And those redeem'd him, making such haste and fighting; + Fighting beyond the force of men. + + _Gov._ I am lost Captain, + And all the world will laugh at this, and scorn me: + Count me a heavy sleepy fool, a coward, + A coward past recovery, a confirm'd coward, + One without carriage, or common sense. + + _Sol._ Hee's gon Sir, + And put to Sea amaine, past our recovery, + Not a Boat ready to pursue; if there were any, + The people stand amazed so at their valor, + And the sudden fright of fire, none knows to execute. + + _Gov._ Oh, I could tear my limbs, and knock my boys brains + 'Gainst every post I meet; fool'd with a fire? + + _Cap._ It was a crafty trick. + + _Gov._ No, I was lazy, + Confident sluggish lazie, had I but met 'em + And chang'd a dozen blowes, I had forgiv'n 'em, + By both these hands held up, and by that brightness + That gildes the world with light, by all our worships, + The hidden ebbes and flowes of the blew Ocean, + I will not rest; no mirth shall dwell upon me, + Wine touch my mouth, nor any thing refresh me, + Till I be wholly quit of this dishonor: + Make ready my _Barrato's_ instantly, + And what I shall intend-- + + _Cap._ We are your servants. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Quisara, Ruy Dyas. + + _Quisar._ Never tell me, you never car'd to win me, + Never for my sake to attempt a deed, + Might draw me to a thought, you sought my favor: + If not for love of me, for love of armes Sir, + For that cause you profess, for love of honor, + Of which you stile your self the mighty Master, + You might have stept out nobly, and made an offer, + As if you had intended something excellent, + Put on a forward face. + + _Ru._ Dear Lady hold me-- + + _Quisar._ I hold ye, as I find ye, a faint servant. + + _Ru._ By ---- I dare doe-- + + _Quisar._ In a Ladies chamber + I dare believe ye, there's no mortal danger: + Give me the man that dares do, to deserve that: + I thought you _Portugals_ had been rare wonders, + Men of those haughty courages and credits, + That all things were confin'd within your promises, + The Lords of fate and fortune I believ'd ye, + But well I see I am deceiv'd _Ruy Dias_, + And blame, too late, my much beliefe. + + _Ru. I_ am asham'd, Lady, + I was so dull, so stupid to your offer: + Now you have once more school'd me, I am right, + And something shall be thought on suddenly, + And put in Act as soon, some preparation-- + + _Quisar._ And give it out? + + _Ru._ Yes, Lady, and so great too; + In which, the noise of all my Countrey-men-- + + _Quisar._ Those will do well, for they are all approv'd ones, + And though he be restor'd alive. + + _Ru._ I have ye. + + _Quisar._ For then we are both servants. + + _Ru._ I conceive ye, + Good Madam give me leave to turn my fancies. + + _Quis._ Do, and make all things fit, and then I'll visit you. [_Ex._ + + _Ru._ My self, the Cozen, and the Garrison, + The neighbors of the out-Isles of our Nation, + _Syana's_ strength, for I can humor him: + And proud _Bekamus_, I shall deceive his glory. [_A shout._ + What ringing sound of joy is this? whence comes it? + May be the Princes are in sport. + + _Enter_ Pyniero, Christoph. + + _Py._ Where are ye? + + _Ru._ Now _Pyniero_, What's the haste you seek me? + + _Py._ Doe you know this sign Sir? + + _Ru._ Ha! + + _Py._ Do you know this embleme: + Your nose is boar'd. + + _Ru._ Boar'd? What's that? + + _Py._ Y'are topt Sir: + The King's come home again, the King. + + _Ru._ The Devil! + + _Py._ Nay sure he came a Gods name home: + He's return'd Sir. + + _Christ._ And all this joy ye hear-- + + _Ru._ Who durst attempt him? + The Princes are all here. + + _Chry._ They are worthy Princes, + They are special Princes, all they love by ounces. + Believe it Sir, 'tis done, and done most bravely and easily. + What fortune have ye lost Sir? + What justice have ye now unto this Lady? + + _Py._ How stands your claim? + That ever Man should be fool'd so, + When he should do and prosper; stand protesting, + Kissing the hand, and farting for a favor, + When he should be about his business sweating; + She bid you go, and pickt you out a purpose, + To make your self a fortune by, a Lady, a Lady, and a lusty one, + A lovely, that now you may go look, she pointed ye, + Knowing you were a man of worth and merit, + And bid you fly, you have made a fair flight on't, + You have caught a Goose. + + _Ru._ How dare you thus molest me? [_A shout._ + It cannot be. + + _Chr._ Heark how the general joy rings! + + _Py._ Have you your hearing left? Is not that drunk too? + For if you had been sober, you had been wise sure. + + _Ru._ Done? Who dares do? + + _Py._ It seems an honest fellow, + That has ended his Market before you be up. + + _Chr._ The shame on't 's a stranger too. + + _Py._ 'Tis no shame, + He took her at her word, and tied the bargain, + Dealt like a man indeed, stood not demurring, + But clapt close to the cause, as he will do to the Lady: + 'Is a fellow of that speed and handsomness, + He will get her with child too, ere you shall come to know him, + Is it not brave, a gentleman scarce landed, + Scarce eating of the air here, not acquainted, + No circumstance of love depending on him, + Nor no command to shew him, must start forth, + At the first sight to-- + + _Ru._ I am undone. + + _Py._ Like an Oyster: + She neither taking view, nor value of him, + Unto such deeds as these--Pox o' these, + These wise delayings-- + They make men cowards. + You are undone as a man would undoe an egge, + A hundred shames about ye. + + _Enter_ Quisara, Panura, _and Traine_. + + _Quisar._ Can it be possible, + A stranger that I have not known, not seen yet, + A man I never grac'd; O Captain, Captain, + What shall I do? I am betray'd by fortune, + It cannot be, it must not be. + + _Py._ It is Lady, + And by my faith a hansome Gentleman; + 'Tis his poor Schollers prize. + + _Quisar._ Must I be given + Unto a Man I never saw, ne're spoke with, + I know not of what Nation? + + _Py._ Is a Portugal, + And of as good a pitch he will be giv'n to you Lady, + For he's given much to hansome flesh. + + _Quisar._ Oh _Ruy Dias_, + This was your sloth, your sloth, your sloth _Ruy Dias_. + + _Py._ Your love sloth; Unckle do you find it now? + You should have done at first, and faithfully: [_A shout._ + And then th'other had lyed ready for ye; + Madam, the general joy comes. + + _Quisar._ We must meet it--but with what comfort? + + _Enter Citizens carrying boughs_, _boyes singing after 'em_; + _Then_ King, Armusia, Soza, Emanuel; _The Princes and train + following_. + + _Quisar._ Oh my dear brother, what a joy runs through me, + To see you safe again, your self, and mighty, + What a blest day is this! + + _Kin._ Rise up fair Sister, + I am not welcome till you have embraced me. + + _Ru._ A general gladness sir flies through the City, + And mirth possesses all to see your Grace arrive, + Thus happily arriv'd again, and fairly; + 'Twas a brave venture who so e'er put for it, + A high and noble one, worthy much honor; + And had it fail'd, we had not fail'd great Sir, + And in short time too, to have forc'd the Governor, + In spight of all his threats. + + _Kin._ I thank ye Gentleman. + + _Ru._ And all his subtilties to set you free, + With all his heart and will too. + + _Kin._ I know ye love me. + + _Py._ This had been good with something done before it, + Something set off to beautifie it, now it sounds empty, like + A Barbers bason, pox there's no metall in't, no noble marrow. + + _Ba._ I have an Army Sir, but that the Governor, + The foolish fellow was a little provident, + And wise in letting slip no time, became him too, + That would have scour'd him else, and all his confines; + That would have rung him such a peal-- + + _Py._ Yes backward, + To make dogs houl, I know thee to a farthing, + Thy Army's good for Hawks, there's + Nothing but sheeps hearts in it. + + _Sy._ I have done nothing Sir, therefore + I think it convenient I say little what I purposed, + And what my love intended. + + _Kin._ I like your modesty, + And thank ye royal friends, I know it griev'd ye + To know my misery; but this man, Prince[s], + I must thank heartily, indeed, and treuly, + For this Man saw me in't, and redeemed me: + He lookt upon me sinking, and then caught me. + This Sister this, this all Man, this all valor, + This pious Man. + + _Ru._ My countenance, it shames me, + One scarce arriv'd, not harden'd yet, not + Read in dangers and great deeds, sea-sick, not season'd-- + Oh I have boy'd my self. + + _Kin._ This noble bulwark, + This launce and honor of our age and Kingdome; + This that I never can reward, nor hope + To be once worthy of the name of friend to, + This, this Man from the bowels of my sorrows + Has new begot my name, and once more made me: + Oh sister, if there may be thanks for this, + Or any thing near recompence invented. + + _Ar._ You are too noble Sir, there is reward + Above my action too by millions: + A recompence so rich and glorious, + I durst not dreame it mine, but that 'twas promised; + But that it was propounded, sworn and sealed + Before the face of Heaven, I durst not hope it, + For nothing in the life of man, or merit, + It is so truly great, can else embrace it. + + _Kin._ O speak it, speak it, bless mine ears to hear it, + Make me a happy man, to know it may be, + For still methinks I am a prisoner, + And feel no liberty before I find it. + + _Ar._ Then know it is your sister, she is mine Sir, + I claime her by her own word, and her honor; + It was her open promise to that Man + That durst redeeme ye; Beauty set me on, + And fortune crowns me fair, if she receive me. + + _Kin._ Receive ye, Sir--why Sister--ha--so backward, + Stand as you knew me not? nor what he has ventured? + My dearest Sister. + + _Ar._ Good Sir pardon me, + There is a blushing modesty becomes her, + That holds her back; Women are nice to wooe Sir; + I would not have her forc'd; give her fair liberty; + For things compell'd and frighted, of soft natures, + Turn into fears, and flie from their own wishes. + + _Kin._ Look on him my _Quisara_, such another, + Oh all ye powers, so excellent in nature! + In honor so abundant!-- + + _Quisar._ I confess Sir, + Confess my word is past too, he has purchased; + Yet good Sir give me leave to think; but time + To be acquainted with his worth and person; + To make me fit to know it; we are both strangers, + And how we should believe so suddenly, + Or come to fasten our affections-- + Alas, love has his complements. + + _Kin._ Be sudden + And certain in your way, no woman[s] doubles, + Nor coy delayes, you are his, and so assure it, + Or cast from me and my remembrance ever; + Respect your word, I know you will, come Sister, + Lets see what welcome you can give a prisoner, + And what fair looks a friend--Oh my most noble + Princes, no discontents, but all be lusty, + He that frowns this day is an open enemy: + Thus in my armes my dear. + + _Ar._ You make me blush Sir. + + _Kin._ And now lead on-- + Our whole Court crown'd with pleasure. + + _Ru._ Madam, despair not, something shall be done yet, + And suddenly, and wisely. + + _Quisar._ O _Ruy Dias_. [_Ex._ + + _Py._ Well, he's a brave fellow, and he has deserv'd her richly; + And you have had your hands full I dare swear Gentlemen. + + _Soz._ We have done something, Sir, if it hit right. + + _Ch._ The woman has no eyes else, nor no honesty, + So much I think. + + _Py._ Come, let's goe bounce amongst 'em, + To the Kings health, and my brave Country-mans. + My Unckle looks as though he were sick oth' + Worms friends. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Tertius. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Pyniero. + + Mine Unckle haunts me up and down, looks melancholy, + Wondrous proof melancholy, sometimes swears + Then whistles, starts, cries, and groans, as if he had the Bots, + As to say truth, I think h'as little better, + A[n]d we'd fain speak; bids me good morrow at midnight, + And good night when 'tis noon, has something hovers + About his brains, that would fain find an issue, + But cannot out, or dares not: still he follows. + + _Enter_ Ruy Dyas. + + How he looks still, and how he beats about, + Like an old dog at a dead scent! I marry, + There was a sigh wou'd a set a ship a sailing: + These winds of love and honor, blow at all ends. + Now speak and't be thy Will: good morrow Uncle. + + _Ru._ Good morrow Sir. + + _Py._ This is a new salute: + Sure h'as forgot me: this is pur-blind _Cupid_. + + _Ru._ My Nephew? + + _Py._ Yes Sir, if I be not chang'd. + + _Ru._ I wou'd fain speak with you. + + _Py._ I wou'd fain have ye, Sir, + For to that end I stay. + + _Ru._ You know I love ye, + And I have lov'd ye long, my dear _Pyniero_, + Bred and supply'd you. + + _Py._ Whither walks this Preamble? + + _Ru._ You may remember, though I am but your Uncle, + I sure had a father's care, a father's tenderness. + + _Py._ Sure he would wrap me into something now suddenly, + He doubts my nature in, for mine is honest, + He winds about me so. + + _Ru._ A fathers diligence. + My private benefits I have forgot, Sir, + But those you might lay claim to as my follower; + Yet some men wou'd remember-- + + _Py._ I do daily. + + _Ru._ The place which I have put ye in, which is no weak one, + Next to my self you stand in all employments, + Your counsels, cares, assignments with me equal, + So is my study still to plant your person; + These are small testimonies I have not forgot ye, + Nor wou'd not be forgotten. + + _Pyn._ Sure you cannot. + + _Ru._ Oh _Pyniero_-- + + _Pyn._ Sir, what hangs upon you, + What heavy weight oppresses ye, ye have lost, + (I must confess, in those that understand ye) + Some little of your credit, but time will cure that; + The best may slip sometimes. + + _Ru._ Oh my best Nephew-- + + _Pyn._ It may be ye fear her too, that disturbs ye, + That she may fall her self, or be forc'd from ye. + + _Ru._ She is ever true, but I undone for ever. + Oh that _Armusia_, that new thing, that stranger, + That flag stuck up to rob me of mine honor; + That murd'ring chain shot at me from my Countrey: + That goodly plague that I must court to kill me. + + _Pyn._ Now it comes flowing from him, I fear'd this, + Knew, he that durst be idle, durst be ill too, + Has he not done a brave thing? + + _Ru._ I must confess it Nephew, must allow it, + But that brave thing has undone me, has sunk me, + Has trod me like a name in sand, to nothing, + Hangs betwixt hope and me, and threatens my ruin; + And if he rise and blaze, farewel my fortune; + And when that's set, where's thy advancement, Cosin? + That were a friend, that were a noble kinsman, + That would consider these; that man were grateful; + And he that durst do something here, durst love me. + + _Pyn._ You say true, 'tis worth consideration, + Your reasons are of weight, and mark me Uncle, + For I'll be sudden, and to th' purpose with you. + Say this _Armusia_, then were taken off, + As it may be easily done, + How stands the woman? + + _Ru._ She is mine for ever; + For she contemns his deed and him. + + _Pyn._ Pox on him. + Or if the single pox be not sufficient, + The hogs, the dogs, the devils pox possess him: + 'Faith this _Armusia_ stumbles me, 'tis a brave fellow; + And if he could be spared Uncle-- + + _Ru._ I must perish: + Had he set up at any rest but this, + Done any thing but what concern'd my credit, + The everlasting losing of my worth-- + + _Pyn._ I understand you now, who set you on too. + I had a reasonable good opinion of the devil + Till this hour; and I see he is a knave indeed, + An arrant, stinking knave, for now I smell him; + I'll see what may be done then, you shall know + You have a kinsman, but no villain Uncle, + Nor no betrayer of fair fame, I scorn it; + I love and honor virtue; I must have + Access unto the Lady to know her mind too, + A good word from her mouth you know may stir me; + A Ladies look at setting on-- + + _Ru._ You say well, + Here Cosin, here's a Letter ready for you, + And you shall see how nobly she'll receive you, + And with what [c]are direct. + + _Pyn._ Farewel then Uncle, + After I have talk'd with her, I am your servant, + To make you honest if I can--else hate you. + Pray ye no more compliments, my head is busie, heaven bless me; + What a malicious soul does this man carry! + And to what scurvy things this love converts us! + What stinking things, and how sweetly they become us! + Murther's a moral virtue with these Lovers, + A special piece of Divinity, I take it: + I may be mad, or violently drunk. + Which is a whelp of that litter; or I may be covetous, + And learn to murther mens estates, that's base too; + Or proud, but that's a Paradise to this; + Or envious, and sit eating of my self + At others fortunes; I may lye, and damnably, + Beyond the patience of an honest hearer; + Cosin, Cutpurses, sit i'th' Stocks for apples. + But when I am a Lover, Lord have mercy, + These are poor pelting sins, or rather plagues, + Love and Ambition draw the devils Coach. + + _Enter_ Quisana, _and_ Panura. + + How now! who are these? Oh my great Ladies followers, + Her Riddle-founders, and her Fortune-tellers. + Her readers of her Love-Lectures, her Inflamers: + These doors I must pass through, I hope they are wide. + Good day to your beauties, how they take it to 'em! + As if they were fair indeed. + + _Quisan._ Good morrow to you, Sir. + + _Pyn._ That's the old Hen, the brood-bird! how she busles! + How like an Inventory of Lechery she looks! + Many a good piece of iniquity + Has past her hands, I warrant her--I beseech you, + Is the fair Princess stirring? + + _Pan._ Yes marry is she, Sir. + But somewhat private: you have a business with her? + + _Py._ Yes forsooth have I, and a serious business. + + _Pan._ May not we know? + + _Py._ Yes, when you can keep counsel. + + _Pan._ How prettily he looks! he's a soldier sure, + His rudeness sits so handsomly upon him. + + _Quisan._ A good blunt Gentleman. + + _Py._ Yes marry am I: + Yet for a push or two at sharp, and't please you-- + + _Pan._ My honest friend, you know not who you speak to: + This is the Princesses Aunt, + + _Py._ I like her the better + And she were her Mother (Lady) or her Grandmother, + I am not so bashful, but I can buckle with her. + + _Pan._ Of what size is your business? + + _Py[n]._ Of the long sixteens, + And will make way I warrant ye. + + _Pan._ How fine he talks! + + _Pyn._ Nay in troth I talk but coursely, Lady, + But I hold it comfortable for the understanding: + How fain they wou'd draw me into ribaldry! + These wenches that live easily, live high, + [And l]ove these broad discourses, as they love possets; + These dry delights serve for preparatives. + + _Pan._ Why do you look so on me? + + _Pyn._ I am guessing + By the cast of your face, what the property of your place, should be, + For I presume you turn a key, sweet beauty, + And you another, gravity, under the Princess, + And by my ---- I warrant ye good places, + Comly commodious Seats. + + _Quisan._ Prethee let him talk still. + For me thinks he talks handsomely. + + _Py._ And truly + As near as my understanding shall enable me + You look as if you kept my Ladies secrets: + Nay, do not laugh, for I mean honestly, + How these young things tattle, when they get a toy by th' end! + And how their hearts go pit-a-pat, and look for it! + Wou'd it not dance too, if it had a Fiddle? + Your gravity I guess, to take the Petitions, + And hear the lingring suits in love dispos'd, + Their sighs and sorrows in their proper place, + You keep the Ay-me Office. + + _Quisan._ Prethee suffer him, + For as I live he's a pretty fellow; + I love to hear sometimes what men think of us: + And thus deliver'd freely, 'tis no malice: + Proceed good honest man. + + _Pin._ I will, good Madam. + According to mens states and dignities, + Moneys and moveables, you rate their dreams, + And cast the Nativity of their desires, + If he reward well, all he thinks is prosperous: + And if he promise place, his dreams are Oracles; + Your antient practique Art too in these discoveries, + Who loves at such a length, who a span farther, + And who draws home, yield you no little profit, + For these ye milk by circumstance. + + _Qui._ Ye are cunning. + + _Pin._ And as they oil ye, and advance your Spindle, + So you draw out the lines of love, your doors too, + The doors of destiny, that men must pass through; + These are fair places. + + _Pan._ He knows all. + + _Pin._ Your trap-doors, + To pop fools in it, that have no providence, + Your little wickets, to work wise men, like wires, through at, + And draw their states and bodies into Cobwebs, + Your Postern doors, to catch those that are cautelous, + And would not have the worlds eye find their knaveries: + Your doors of danger, some men hate a pleasure, + Unless that may be full of fears; your hope doors, + And those are fine commodities, where fools pay + For every new enco[u]ragement, a new custom; + You have your doors of honor, and of pleasure; + But those are for great Princes, glorious vanities, + That travel to be famous through diseases; + There be the doors of poverty and death too: + But these you do the best you can to damm up, + For then your gain goes out. + + _Qui._ This is a rare Lecture. + + _Pin._ Read to them that understand. + + _Pan._ Beshrew me, + I dare not venture on ye, ye cut too keen, Sir. + + _Enter_ Quisara. + + _Quisan._ We thank you Sir for your good mirth, + You are a good companion. + Here comes the Princess now, attend your business. + + _Quisar._ Is there no remedy, no hopes can help me? + No wit to set me free? whose there hoe? + + _Quisan._ Troubled? her looks are almost wild: + What ails the Princess? + I know nothing she wants. + + _Quisar._ Who's that there with you? + Oh Signior _Pyniero_? you are most welcome: + How does your noble Uncle? + + _Pin._ Sad as you are Madam: + But he commends his service, and this Letter. + + _Quisar._ Go off, attend within--Fair Sir, I thank ye, + Pray be no stranger, for indeed you are welcome; + For your own virtues welcome. + + _Quisan._ We are mistaken, + This is some brave fellow sure. + + _Pan._ I'm sure he's a bold fellow: + But if she hold him so, we must believe it. [_Exit._ + + _Quisar._ Do you know of this, fair Sir? + + _P[i]n._ I ghess it Madam, + And whether it intends: I had not brought it else. + + _Quis._ It is a business of no common reckoning. + + _Pin._ The handsomer for him that goes about it; + Slight actions are rewarded with slight thanks: + Give me a matter of some weight to wade in. + + _Quisar._ And can you love your Uncle so directly, + So seriously, and so full, to undertake this? + Can there be such a faith? + + _Pin._ Dare you say I to it, + And set me on? 'tis no matter for my Uncle, + Or what I owe to him, dare you but wish it. + + _Quisar._ I wou'd fain-- + + _Pyn._ Have it done; say but so Lady. + + _Quisan._ Conceive it so. + + _Pyn._ I will, 'tis that I am bound to: + Your Will that must command me, and your Pleasure, + The fair aspects of those eyes that must direct me: + I am no Uncles Agent, I am mine own, Lady; + I scorn my able youth should plough for others, + Or my ambition serve for pay; I aim, + Although I never hit, as high as any man, + And the reward I reach at, shall be equal, + And what love spurs me on to, this desire, + Makes me forget an honest man, a brave man, + A valiant, and a virtuous man, my countrey-man, _Armusia_, + The delight of all the _Minions_, + This love of you, doting upon your beauty, the admiration of your + excellence; + Make me but servant to the poorest smile, + Or the least grace you have bestow'd on others, + And see how suddenly I'll work your safety, + And set your thoughts at peace; I am no flatterer, + To promise infinitely, and out-dream dangers; + To lye a bed, and swear men into Feavers, + Like some of your trim suiters; when I promise, + The light is not more constant to the world, + Than I am to my word--She turns for millions. + + _Quisar._ I have not seen a braver confirm'd courage. + + _Pyn._ For a Tun of Crowns she turns: she is a woman, + And much I fear, a worse than I expected. + You are the object, Lady, you are the eye + In which all excellence appears, all wonder, + From which all hearts take fire, all hands their valour: + And when he stands disputing, when you bid him, + Or but thinks of his Estate, Father, Mother, + Friends, Wife, and Children, + H'is a fool, and I scorn him, + And 't be but to make clean his sword, a coward; + Men have forgot their fealty to beauty. + Had I the place in your affections, + My most unworthy Uncle is fit to fall from, + Liv'd in those blessed eyes, and read the stories + Of everlasting pleasures figur'd there, + I wou'd find out your commands before you thought 'em, + And bring 'em to you done, e'r you dream't of 'em. + + _Quis._ I admire his boldness. + + _Pyn._ This, or any thing; + Your brothers death, mine Uncles, any mans, + No state that stands secure, if you frown on it. + Look on my youth, I bring no blastings to you, + The first flower of my strength, my faith. + + _Quis._ No more Sir; + I am too willing to believe, rest satisfi'd; + If you dare do for me, I shall be thankful: + You are a handsome Gentleman, a fair one, + My servant if you please; I seal it thus, Sir. + No more, till you deserve more. [_Exit._ + + _Pyn._ I am rewarded: + This woman's cunning, but she's bloody too; + Although she pulls her Tallons in, she's mischievous; + Form'd like the face of Heaven, clear and transparent; + I must pretend still, bear 'em both in hopes, + For fear some bloudy slave thrust in indeed, + Fashion'd and flesh'd, to what they wish: well Uncle, + What will become of this, and what dishonor + Follow this fatal shaft, if shot, let time tell, + I can but only fear, and strive to cross it. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Armusia, Emanuel, _and_ Soza. + + _Em._ Why are you thus sad? what can grieve or vex you + That have the pleasures of the world, the profits, + The honor, and the loves at your disposes? + Why should a man that wants nothing, want his quiet? + + _Ar._ I want what beggars are above me in, content; + I want the grace I have merited, + The favor, the due respect. + + _Soz._ Does not the King allow it? + + _Ar._ Yes, and all honors else, all I can ask, + That he has power to give; but from his Sister, + The scornful cruelty, forgive me beauty, + That I transgress from her that should look on me, + That should a little smile upon my service, + And foster my deserts for her own faiths sake; + That should at least acknowledge me, speak to me. + + _Soz._ And you goe whining up and down for this, Sir? + Lamenting and disputing of your grievances? + Sighing and sobbing like a sullen School-boy, + And cursing good-wife fortune for this favour? + + _Ar._ What would you have me doe? + + _Soz._ Doe what you should do, + What a man would doe in this case, a wise man, + An understanding man that knows a woman; + Knows her and all her tricks, her scorns, and all her trifles: + Goe to her, and take her in your arms, and shake her, + Take her and toss her like a barr. + + _Em._ But be sure you pitch her upon a Feather-bed, + Shake her between a pair of Sheets, Sir, + There shake these sullen fits out of her, spare her not there; + There you may break her Will, and bruise no bone, Sir. + + _Soz._ Goe to her. + + _Em._ That's the way. + + _Soz._ And tell her, and boldly, + And do not mince the matter, nor mock your self, + With being too indulgent to her pride: + Let her hear roundly from ye, what ye are, + And what ye have deserved, and what she must be. + + _Em._ And be not put off like a common fellow, + With the Princess would be private, + Or that she has taken physick, and admits none; + I would talk to her any where. + + _Ar._ It makes me smile. + + _Em._ Now you look handsomly: + Had I a wench to win, I would so flutter her: + They love a man that crushes 'em to verjuce; + A woman held at hard meat, is your Spaniel. + + _Soz._ Pray take our council, Sir. + + _Ar._ I shall do something, + But not your way, it shews too boisterous, + For my affections are as fair and gentle, + As her they serve. + + _Enter King._ + + _Soz._ The King. + + _King._ Why how now friend? + Why do you rob me of the company + I love so dearly, Sir, I have been seeking you; + For when I want you, I want all my pleasure: + Why sad? thus sad still man? I will not have it; + I must not see the face I love thus shadowed. + + _Em._ And't please your Grace, methinks it ill becomes him: + A soldier should be jovial, high and lusty. + + _King._ He shall be so, come, come, I know your reason, + It shall be none to cross you, ye shall have her, + Take my word, ('tis a Kings word) ye shall have her, + She shall be yours or nothing, pray be merry. + + _Arm._ Your Grace has given me cause, I shall be Sir, + And ever your poor servant. + + _King._ Me my self, Sir, + My better self, I shall find time, and suddainly, + To gratifie your loves too, Gentlemen, + And make you know how much I stand bound to you: + Nay, 'tis not worth your thanks, no further complement; + Will you go with me friend? + + _Arm._ I beseech your Grace, + Spare me an hour or two, I shall wait on you, + Some little private business with my self, Sir, + For such a time. + + _King._ I'll hinder no devotion, + For I know you are regular, I'll take you Gentlemen, + Because he shall have nothing to disturb him, + I shall look for your friend. [_Exeunt. manet_ Armusia. + + _Enter_ Panura. + + _Arm._ I dare not fail, Sir: + What shall I do to make her know my misery, + To make her sensible? This is her woman, + I have a toy come to me suddenly, + It may work for the best, she can but scorn me, + And lower than I am, I cannot tumble, + I'll try, what e'er my fate be--Good even fair one. + + _Pan._ 'Tis the brave stranger--A good night to you, Sir. + Now by my Ladies hand, a goodly Gentleman! + How happy shall she be in such a Husband! + Wou'd I were so provided too. + + _Arm._ Good pretty one, + Shall I keep you company for an hour or two? + I want employment for this evening. + I am an honest man. + + _Pan._ I dare believe ye: + Or if ye were not, Sir, that's no great matter, + We take mens promises, wou'd ye stay with me, Sir? + + _Arm._ So it please you, pray let's be better acquainted, + I know you are the Princesses Gentlewoman, + And wait upon her near. + + _Pan._ 'Tis like I do so. + + _Arm._ And may befriend a man, do him fair courtesies, + If he have business your way. + + _Pan._ I understand ye. + + _Arm._ So kind an office, that you may bind a gentleman, + Hereafter to be yours; and your way too, + And ye may bless the hour you did this benefit: + Sweet handsome faces should have courteous minds, + And ready faculties. + + _Pan._ Tell me your business, + Yet if I think it be to her, your self, Sir, + For I know what you are, and what we hold ye, + And in what grace ye stand, without a second, + For that but darkens, you wou'd do it better, + The Princess must be pleas'd with your accesses; + I'm sure I should. + + _Arm._ I want a Courtiers boldness, + And am yet but a stranger, I wou'd fain speak with her: + + _Pan._ 'Tis very late, and upon her hour of sleep, Sir. + + _Ar._ Pray ye wear this, and believe my meaning civil, + My business of that fair respect and carriage: + This for our more acquaintance. [_Jewel._ + + _Pan._ How close he kisses! + And how sensible the passings of his lips are! + I must do it, and I were to be hang'd now, and I will do it: + He may do as much for me, that's all I aim at; + And come what will on't, life or death, I'll do it, + For ten such kisses more, and 'twere high treason. + + _Arm._ I wou'd be private with her. + + _Pan._ So you shall, + 'Tis not worth thanks else, you must dispatch quick. + + _Arm._ Suddenly. + + _Pan._ And I must leave you in my chamber, Sir; + Where you must lock your self that none may see you; + 'Tis close to her, you cannot miss the entrance, + When she comes down to bed. + + _Arm._ I understand ye, and once more thank ye Lady. + + _Pan._ Thank me but thus. + + _Arm._ If I fail thee-- + Come close then. [_Ex._ + + _Enter_ Quisara, _and_ Quisana. + + _Quisar._ 'Tis late good Aunt, to bed, I am ev'n unready, + My woman will not be long away. + + _Quisan._ I wou'd have you a little merrier first, + Let me sit by ye, and read or discourse + Something that ye fancy, or take my instrument. + + _Quisar._ No, no I thank you, + I shall sleep without these, I wrong your age Aunt + To make ye wait thus, pray let me intreat ye, + To morrow I'll see ye, I know y'are sleepy, + And rest will be a welcome guest, you shall not, + Indeed you shall not stay; oh here's my woman, + + _Enter_ Panura. + + Good night, good night, and good rest Aunt attend you. + + _Quisan._ Sleep dwell upon your eyes, and fair dreams court ye. + + _Quisar._ Come, where have you been wench? make me unready; + I slept but ill last night. + + _Pan._ You'll sleep the better + I hope [too] night, Madam. + + _Quisar._ A little rest contents me; + Thou lovest thy bed _Panura_. + + _Pan._ I am not in love Lady, + Nor seldom dream of devils, I sleep soundly. + + _Quisar._ I'll swear thou dost, thy Husband wou'd not take it so well + If thou wert married wench. + + _Pan._ Let him take, Madam, + The way to waken me, I am no Dormouse, + Husbands have larum bels, if they but + Ring once. + + _Quisar._ Thou art a merry wench. + + _Pan._ I shall live the longer. + + _Quisar._ Prethee fetch my Book. + + _Pan._ I am glad of that. + + _Quisar._ I'll read awhile before I sleep. + + _Pan._ I will Madam. + + _Quisar._ And if _Ruy Dias_ meet you, and be importunate, + He may come in. + + _Pan._ I have a better fare for you, + Now least in sight play I. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Armusia, _locks the door_. + + _Quisar._ Why should I love him? + Why should I doat upon a man deserves not, + Nor has no will to work it? who's there wench? + What are you? or whence come you? + + _Arm._ Ye may know me, + I bring not such amazement, noble Lady. + + _Quisar._ Who let you in? + + _Arm._ My restless love that serves ye. + + _Quisar._ This is an impudence I have not heard of, + A rudeness that becomes a thief or ruffian; + Nor shall my brothers love protect this boldness, + You build so strongly on, my rooms are sanctuaries, + And with that reverence, they that seek my favours, + And humble fears, shall render their approaches. + + _Arm._ Mine are no less. + + _Quisar._ I am Mistriss of my self, Sir, + And will be so, I will not be thus visited: + These fears and dangers thrust into my privacy. + Stand further off, I'll cry out else. + + _Arm._ Oh dear Lady! + + _Quisar._ I see dishonor in your eyes. + + _Arm._ There is none: + By all that beauty they are innocent; + Pray ye tremble not, you have no cause. + + _Quisar._ I'll dye first; + Before you have your Will, be torn in pieces; + The little strength I have left me to resist you, + The gods will give me more, before I am forc'd + To that I hate, or suffer-- + + _Arm._ You wrong my duty. + + _Quisar._ So base a violation of my liberty? + I know you are bent unnobly; I'll take to me + The spirit of a man; borrow his boldness, + And force my womans fears into a madness, + And e'er you arrive at what you aim at-- + + _Arm._ Lady, + If there be in you any womans pity; + And if your fears have not proclaim'd me monstrous; + Look on me, and believe me; is this violence? + Is it to fall thus prostrate to your beauty + A ruffians boldness? is humility a rudeness? + The griefs and sorrows that grow here an impudence? + These forcings, and these fears I bring along with me; + These impudent abuses offered ye; + And thus high has your brothers favour blown me: + Alas dear Lady of my life, I came not + With any purpose, rough or desperate, + With any thought that was not smooth and gentle, + As your fair hand, with any doubt or danger + Far be it from my heart to fright your quiet; + A heavy curse light on it, when I intend it. + + _Quisar._ Now I dare hear you. + + _Arm._ If I had been mischievous, + As then I must be mad; or were a monster, + If any such base thought had harbour'd here, + Or violence that became not man, + You have a thousand bulwarks to assure you, + The holy powers bear shields to defend chastity; + Your honor, and your virtues are such armours; + Your clear thoughts such defences; if you mis-doubt still + And yet retain a fear, I am not honest, + Come with impure thoughts to this place; + Take this, and sheath it here; be your own safety; + Be wise, and rid your fears, and let me perish; + How willing shall I sleep to satisfie you. + + _Quisar._ No, I believe now, you speak worthily; + What came you then for? + + _Arm._ To complain me, beauty, + But modestly. + + _Quisar._ Of what? + + _Arm._ Of your fierce cruelty, + For though I dye, I will not blame the doer: + Humbly to tell your grace, ye had forgot me: + A little to have touch'd at, not accused, + For that I dare not do, your scorns, pray pardon me + And be not angry that I use the liberty + To urge that word, a little to have shew'd you + What I have been, and what done to deserve ye, + If any thing that love commands may reach ye: + To have remembred ye, but I am unworthy, + And to that misery falls all my fortunes, + To have told ye, and by my life ye may believe me, + That I am honest, and will only marry + You, or your memory; pray be not angry. + + _Quisar._ I thank you Sir, and let me tell you seriously, + Ye have taken now the right way to befriend ye, + And to beget a fair and clear opinion, + Yet to try your obedience-- + + _Arm._ I stand ready Lady. + Without presuming to ask any thing. + + _Quisar._ Or at this time to hope for further favour; + Or to remember services or smiles; + Dangers you have past through, and rewards due to 'em; + Loves or despairs, but leaving all to me: + Quit this place presently. + + _Arm._ I shall obey ye. + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias. + + _Ru._ Ha? + + _Arm._ Who's this? + What art thou? + + _Ru._ A Gentleman. + + _Arm._ Thou art no more I'm sure: oh 'tis _Ruy Dias_; + How high he looks, and harsh! + + _Ru._ Is there not door enough, + You take such elbow room? + + _Arm._ If I take it, I'll carry it. + + _Ru._ Does this become you Princess? + + _Arm._ The Captain's jealous. + Jealous of that he never durst deserve yet; + Goe freely, goe, I'll give thee leave. + + _Ru._ Your leave, Sir? + + _Arm._ Yes my leave Sir, I'll not be troubled neither, + Nor shall my heart ake, or my head be jealous, + Nor strange suspitious thoughts reign in my memory; + Go on, and do thy worst, I'll smile at thee; + I kiss your fair hand first, then farewel Captain. [_Exit._ + + _Quisar._ What a pure soul inherits here! what innocence! + Sure I was blind when I first lov'd this fellow, + And long to live in that fogg still: how he blusters! + + _Ru._ Am I your property? or those your flatteries, + The banquets that ye bid me to, the trust + I build my goodly hopes on? + + _Quisar._ Be more temperate. + + _Ru._ Are these the shews of your respect and favour? + What did he here, what language had he with ye? + Did ye invite? could ye stay no longer? + Is he so gracious in your eye? + + _Quisar._ You are too forward. + + _Ru._ Why at these private hours? + + _Quisar._ You are too saucy, + Too impudent to task me with those errors. + Do ye know what I am Sir, and my prerogative? + Though you be a thing I have call'd by th' name of friend, + I never taught you to dispose my liberty; + How durst you touch mine honor? blot my meanings? + And name an action, and of mine but noble? + Thou poor unworthy thing, how have I grac'd thee! + How have I nourisht thee, and raised thee hourly! + Are these the gratitudes you bring _Ruy Dias_? + The thanks? the services? I am fairly paid; + Was't not enough I saw thou wert a Coward, + And shaddowed thee? no noble sparkle in thee? + Daily provok'd thee, and still found thee coward? + Rais'd noble causes for thee, strangers started at; + Yet still, still, still a Coward, ever Coward; + And with those taints, dost thou upbraid my virtues? + + _Ruy._ I was too blame + Lady. + + _Quisar._ So blindly bold to touch at my behaviour? + Durst thou but look amiss at my allowance? + If thou hadst been a brave fellow, thou hadst had some licence + Some liberty I might have then allowed thee + For thy good face, some scope to have argued with me; + But being nothing but a sound, a shape, + The meer sign of a Soldier--of a Lover. + The dregs and draffy part, disgrace and jealousie, + I scorn thee; and contemn thee. + + _Ru._ Dearest Lady, + If I have been too free-- + + _Quisar._ Thou hast been too foolish, + And go on still, I'll study to forget thee, + I would I could, and yet I pity thee. [_Exit._ + + _Ru._ I am not worth it, if I were, that's misery, + The next door is but death, I must aim at it. [_Exit._ + + + + + _Actus Quartus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter King and Governor, like a Moor-Priest._ + + _Kin._ So far and truly you have discovered to me + The former currents of my life and fortune, + That I am bound to acknowledge ye most holy, + And certainly to credit your predictions, + Of what are yet to come. + + _Gov._ I am no lyer, + 'Tis strange I should, and live so near a neighbor; + But these are not my ends. + + _Kin._ Pray ye sit good father, + Certain a reverend man, and most religious. + + _Gov._ I, that belief's well now, and let me work then, + I'll make ye curse Religion e'er I leave ye: + I have liv'd a long time Son, a mew'd up man, + Sequester'd by the special hand of Heaven + From the worlds vanities, bid farewel to follies, + And shook hands with all heats of youth and pleasures, + As in a dream these twenty years I have slumber'd, + Many a cold Moon have I, in meditation + And searching out the hidden Wils of heaven, + Lain shaking under; many a burning Sun + Has sear'd my body, and boil'd up my blood, + Feebl'd my knees, and stampt a Meagerness + Upon my figure, all to find out knowledge, + Which I have now attained to, thanks to heaven, + All for my countreys good too: and many a vision, + Many a mistick vision have I seen Son. + And many a sight from heaven which has been terrible, + Wherein the Goods and Evils of these Islands + Were lively shadowed; many a charge I have had too, + Still as the time grew ripe to reveal these, + To travel and discover, now I am come Son, + The hour is now appointed, + My tongue is touch'd, and now I speak. + + _Kin._ Do Holy man, I'll hear ye. + + _Gov._ Beware these _Portugals_; I say beware 'em, + These smooth-fac'd strangers; have an eye upon 'em. + The cause is now the God's, hear, and believe King. + + _King._ I do hear, but before I give rash credit, + Or hang too light on belief, which is a sin, father; + Know I have found 'em gentle, faithful, valiant, + And am in my particular, bound to 'em, + I mean to some for my most strange deliverance. + + _Gov._ Oh Son, the future aims of men, observe me, + Above their present actions, and their glory, + Are to be look'd at, the Stars shew many turnings, + If you could see, mark but with my eyes, pupil; + These men came hither, as my vision tells me, + Poor weather-beaten, almost lost, starv'd, feebled, + Their vessels like themselves, most miserable; + Made a long sute for traffique, and for comfort, + To vent their childrens toys, cure their diseases: + They had their sute, they landed, and to th' rate + Grew rich and powerful, suckt the fat, and freedom + Of this most blessed Isle, taught her to tremble, + Witness the Castle here, the Citadel, + They have clapt upon the neck of your _Tidore_, + This happy Town, till that she knew these strangers, + To check her when she's jolly. + + _King._ They have so indeed Father. + + _Gov._ Take heed, take heed, I find your fair delivery, + Though you be pleas'd to glorifie that fortune, + And think these strangers gods, take heed I say, + I find it but a handsome preparation, + A fair-fac'd Prologue to a further mischief: + Mark but the end good King, the pin he shoots at + That was the man deliver'd ye; the mirror, + Your Sister is his due; what's she, your heir, Sir? + And what's he a kin then to the kingdom? + But heirs are not ambitious, who then suffers? + What reverence shall the gods have? and what justice + The miserable people? what shall they do? + + _King._ He points at truth directly. + + _Gov._ Think of these Son: + The person, nor the manner I mislike not + Of your preserver, nor the whole man together, + Were he but season'd in the Faith we are, + In our Devotions learn'd. + + _King._ You say right Father. + + _Gov._ To change our Worships now, and our Religion? + To be traytor to our God? + + _King._ You have well advised me, + And I will seriously consider Father, + In the mean time you shall have your fair access + Unto my Sister, advise her to your purpose, + And let me still know how the gods determine. + + _Gov._ I will, but my main end is to advise + The destruction of you all, a general ruine, + And when I am reveng'd, let the gods whistle. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias, _and_ Pyniero. + + _Ruy._ Indeed, I am right glad ye were not greedy, + And sudden in performing what I will'd you, + Upon the person of _Armusia_, + I was afraid, for I well knew your valour, + And love to me. + + _Py._ 'Twas not a fair thing, Uncle, + It shew'd not handsome, carried no man in it. + + _Ruy._ I must confess 'twas ill; and I abhor it, + Only this good has risen from this evil; + I have tried your honesty, and find proof, + A constancy that will not be corrupted, + And I much honor it. + + _Py._ This Bell sounds better. + + _Ruy._ My anger now, and that disgrace I have suffer'd, + Shall be more manly vented, and wip'd off, + And my sick honor cur'd the right and straight way; + My Sword's in my hand now Nephew, my cause upon it, + And man to man, one valour to another, + My hope to his. + + _Py._ Why? this is like _Ruy Dias_? + This carries something of some substance in it; + Some mettle and some man, this sounds a Gentleman; + And now methinks ye utter what becomes ye; + To kill men scurvily, 'tis such a dog-trick, + Such a Rat-catchers occupation-- + + _Ru._ It is no better, + But _Pyniero_, now-- + + _Py._ Now you do bravely. + + _Ru._ The difference of our States flung by, forgotten, + The full opinion I have won in service, + And such respects that may not shew us equal, + Laid handsomly aside, only our fortunes, + And single manhoods-- + + _Py._ In a service, Sir, + Of this most noble nature, all I am, + If I had ten lives more, those and my fortunes + Are ready for ye, I had thought ye had forsworn fighting, + Or banish'd those brave thoughts were wont to wait upon you; + I am glad to see 'em call'd home agen. + + _Ruy._ They are Nephew, + And thou shalt see what fire they carry in them, + Here, you guess what this means. [_Shews a challenge._ + + _Py._ Yes very well, Sir, + A portion of Scripture that puzles many an interpreter. + + _Ruy._ As soon as you can find him-- + + _Py._ That will not be long Uncle, + And o' my conscience he'll be ready as quickly. + + _Ruy._ I make no doubt good Nephew, carry it so + If you can possible, that we may fight. + + _Py._ Nay you shall fight, assure your self. + + _Ru._ Pray ye hear me + In some such place where it may be possible + The Princess may behold us. + + _Py._ I conceive ye, + Upon the sand behind the Castle, Sir, + A place remote enough, and there be windows + Out of her Lodgings too, or I am mistaken. + + _Ruy._ Y'are i'th' right, if ye can work that handsomly-- + + _Py._ Let me alone, and pray be you prepar'd + Some three hours hence. + + _Ruy._ I will not fail. + + _Py._ Get you home, + And if you have any things to dispose of, + Or a few light prayers + That may befriend you, run 'em over quickly, + I warrant I'll bring him on. + + _Ruy._ Farewel Nephew, + And when we meet again-- + + _Py._ I, I, fight handsomly; + Take a good draught or two of Wine to settle ye, + Tis an excellent armour for an ill conscience, Uncle; + I am glad to see this mans conversion, + I was afraid fair honor had been bed-rid, + Or beaten out o' th' Island, soldiers, and good ones, + Intended such base courses? he will fight now; + And I believe too bravely; I have seen him + Curry a fellows carkasse handsomely: + And in the head of a troop, stand as if he had been rooted there, + Dealing large doles of death; what a rascal was I + I did not see his Will drawn! + What does she here? + + _Enter_ Quisara. + + If there be any mischief towards, a woman makes one still; + Now what new business is for me? + + _Quisar._ I was sending for ye, + But since we have met so fair, + You have say'd that labour; I must intreat you, Sir-- + + _Py._ Any thing Madam, + Your Wils are my Commands. + + _Quisar._ Y'are nobly courteous; + Upon my better thoughts Signior _Pyniero_, + And my more peaceable considerations, + Which now I find the richer ornaments; + I wou'd desire you to attempt no farther + Against the person of the noble stranger, + In truth I am asham'd of my share in't; + Nor be incited farther by your Uncle, + I see it will sit ill upon your person; + I have considered, and it will shew ugly, + Carried at best, a most unheard of cruelty; + Good Sir desist-- + + _Py._ You speak now like a woman, + And wondrous well this tenderness becomes ye; + But this you must remember--your command + Was laid on with a kiss, and seriously + It must be taken off the same way, Madam, + Or I stand bound still. + + _Quisar._ That shall not endanger ye, + Look ye fair Sir, thus I take off that duty. + + _Py._ By th' mass 'twas soft and sweet, + Some bloods would bound now, + And run a tilt; do not you think bright beauty; + You have done me in this kiss, a mighty favour, + And that [I stand] bound by virtue of this honor, + To do what ever you command me? + + _Quisar._ I think Sir, + From me these are unusual courtesies, + And ought to be respected so; there are some, + And men of no mean rank, would hold themselves + Not poorly blest to taste of such a bounty. + + _Py._ I know there are, that wou'd do many unjust things + For such a kiss, and yet I hold this modest; + All villanies, body and soul dispense with, + For such a provocation, kill their kindred, + Demolish the fair credits of their Parents; + Those kisses I am not acquainted with, most certain Madam, + The appurtenance of this kiss wou'd not provoke me + To do a mischief, 'tis the devils own dance, + To be kiss'd into cruelty. + + _Quisar._ I am glad you make that use Sir. + + _Py._ I am gladder + That you made me believe you were cruel, + For by this hand, I know I am so honest, + However I deceiv'd ye, 'twas high time too, + Some common slave might have been set upon it else; + That willingly I wou'd not kill a dog + That could but fetch and carry for a woman, + She must be a good woman made me kick him, + And that will be hard to find, to kill a man, + If you will give me leave to get another, + Or any she that plaid the best game at it, + And 'fore a womans anger, prefer her fancy. + + _Quisar._ I take it in you well. + + _Py._ I thank ye Lady, + And I shall study to confirm it. + + _Quisar._ Do Sir, + For this time, and this present cause, I allow it, + Most holy Sir. + + _Enter Governor_, Quisana, _and_ Panura. + + _Gov._ Bless ye my Royal Daughter, + And in you, bless this Island Heaven. + + _Quisar._ Good Aunt, + What think ye of this man? + + _Quisan._ Sure h' is a wise man, + And a Religious, he tells us things have hapened + So many years ago, almost forgotten, + As readily as if they were done this hour. + + _Quisar._ Does he not meet with your sharp tongue? + + _Pan._ He tells me Madam, + Marriage, and mouldy Cheese will make me tamer. + + _Gov._ A stubborn keeper, and worse fare, + An open stable, and cold care, + Will tame a Jade, may be your share. + + _Pan._ Bir Lady, a sharp prophet, when this proves good, + I'll bequeath you a skin to make ye a Hood. + + _Gov._ Lady, I would talk with you. + + _Quisar._ Do reverend Sir. + + _Gov._ And for your good, for that that must concern ye, + And give ear wisely to me. + + _Quisar._ I shall father. + + _Gov._ You are a Princess of that excellence, + Sweetness, and grace, that Angel-like fair feature, + Nay, do not blush, I do not flatter you, + Nor do I dote in telling this, I am amazed Lady, + And as I think the gods bestow'd these on ye, + The gods that love ye. + + _Quisar._ I confess their bounty. + + _Gov._ Apply it then to their use, to their honor, + To them, and to their service give this sweetness; + They have an instant great use of your goodness; + You are a Saint esteem'd here for your beauty, + And many a longing heart-- + + _Quisar._ I seek no fealty, + Nor will I blemish that, heaven has seal'd on me, + I know my worth, indeed the _Portugals_ + I have at those commands, and their last services, + Nay, even their lives, so much I think my handsomness, + That what I shall enjoyn-- + + _Gov._ Use it discreetly. + For I perceive ye understand me rightly, + For here the gods regard your help, and suddainly; + The _Portugals_, like sharp thorns (mark me Lady) + Stick in our sides, like Razors, wound Religion, + Draw deep, they wound, till the Life-bloud follows, + Our gods they spurn at, and their worships scorn, + A mighty hand they bear upon our government, + These are the men your miracle must work on, + Your heavenly form, either to root them out, + Which as you may endeavour will be easie, + Remember whose great cause you have to execute, + To nip their memory, that may not spring more, + Or fairly bring 'em home to our devotions, + Which will be blessed, and for which you sainted, + But cannot be, and they go; let me buzle. + + _Quisar._ Go up with me, + Where we'll converse more privately; + I'll shew ye shortly how I hold their temper; + And in what chain thir souls. + + _Gov._ Keep fast that hold still, + And either bring that chain, and those bound in it, + And link it to our gods, and their fair worships. + Or Daughter, pinch their hearts apieces with it, + I'll wait upon your grace. + + _Quisar._ Come reverend father. + Wait you below. [_Ex._ Quisar. _and Gov._ + + _Pan._ If this Prophet were a young thing, + I should suspect him now, he cleaves so close to her; + These holy Coats are long, and hide iniquities. + + _Quisan._ Away, away fool, a poor wretch. + + _Pan._ These poor ones + Warm but their stomachs once-- + + _Quisan._ Come in, thou art foolish. [_Ex._ Quisania _and_ Panura. + + _Enter_ Armusia, Emanuel, _and_ Pyniero. + + _Arm._ I am sorry, Sir, my fortune is so stubborn, + To court my sword against my Countreyman; + I love my Nation well, and where I find + A _Portugal_ of noble Name and Virtue, + I am his humble servant, Signior _Pyniero_, + Your person, nor your Uncles am I angry with, + You are both fair Gentlemen in my opinion, + And I protest, I had rather use my sword + In your defences, than against your safeties; + 'Tis methinks a strange dearth of enemies, + When we seek foes among our selves. + + _Em._ You are injured, + And you must make the best on't now, and readiest-- + + _Arm._ You see I am ready in the place, and arm'd + To his desire that call'd me. + + _Py._ Ye speak honestly, + And I could wish ye had met on terms more friendly, + But it cannot now be so. + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias. + + _Em._ Turn Sir, and see. + + _Py._ I have kept my word with ye Uncle, + The Gentleman is ready. + + _Enter Governor, and_ Quisara _above_. + + _Arm._ Ye are welcome. + + _Ru._ Bid those fools welcome, that affect your courtesie, + I come not to use compliment, ye have wrong'd me, + And ye shall feel, proud man, e'r I part from ye, + The effects of that, if fortune do not fool me; + Thy life is mine, and no hope shall redeem thee. + + _Arm._ That's a proud word, + More than your faith can justifie. + + _Quisar._ Sure they will fight. + + _Ruy._ She's there, I am happy. + + _Gov._ Let 'em alone, let 'em kill one another, + These are the main posts, if they fall, the buildings + Will tumble quickly. + + _Quisar._ How temperate _Armusia_! + No more, be quiet yet. + + _Arm._ I am not bloody, + Nor do not feel such mortal malice in me, + But since we cannot both enjoy the Princess, + I am resolv'd to fight. + + _Ruy._ Fight home _Armusia_, + For if thou faint'st, or fall'st-- + + _Arm._ Do ye make all vantages? + + _Ruy._ Always; unto thy life I will not spare thee, + Nor look not for thy mercy. + + _Arm._ I am arm'd then. + + _Ruy._ Stand still I charge ye Nephew, as ye honor me. + + _Arm._ And good _Emanuel_ stir not-- + + _Py._ Ye speak fitly, + For we had not stood idle else. + + _Gov._ I am sorry for't. + + _Em._ But since you will have it so-- + + _Ruy._ Come Sir. + + _Arm._ I wait ye. + + _Py._ I marry, this looks handsomely, + This is warm work. + + _Gov._ Both fall and't be thy Will. [Ruy _falls_. + + _Py._ My Uncle dead? + + _Em._ Stand still, or my swords in-- + + _Arm._ Now brave _Ruy Dias_, + Now where's your confidence, your prayers? quickly + Your own spite has condemn'd ye. + + _Quisar._ Hold _Armusia_. + + _Ar._ Most happy Lady. + + _Quisar._ Hold, and let him rise, + Spare him for me. + + _Ar._ A long life may he enjoy, Lady. + + _Gov._ What ha you done? 'tis better they had all perisht. + + _Quisar._ Peace father, I work for the best; _Armusia_, + Be in the Garden an hour hence. [_Ex._ Qu. _and Gov._ + + _Ar._ I shall Madam. + + _Py._ Now as I live, a Gentleman at all inches, + So brave a mingled temper saw I never. + + _Ar._ Why are ye sad Sir? how would this have griev'd you, + If ye had fall'n under a profest enemy? + Under one had taken vantage of your shame too? + Pray ye be at peace, I am so far from wronging ye, + Or glorying in the pride of such a victory, + That I desire to serve ye, pray look chearfully. + + _Py._ Do you hear this Sir? this love Sir? do you see this Gentleman + How he courts ye? why do you hold your head down? + 'Tis no high Treason, I take it, to be equall'd; + To have a slip i' th field, no sin, that's mortal; + Come, come, thank fortune and your friend. + + _Ar._ It may be + You think my tongue may prove your enemy; + And though restrain'd sometimes, out of a bravery, + May take a License to disable ye: + Believe me Sir, so much I hate that liberty, + That in a strangers tongue, 'twill prove an injury, + And I shall right you in't. + + _Py._ Can you have more, Uncle? + + _Ru._ Sir, you have beat me both ways, yet so nobly, + That I shall ever love the hand that did it: + Fortune may make me worthy of some title + That may be near your friend, + + _Ar._ Sir, I must leave ye, + But with so hearty love; and pray be confident, + I carry nothing from this place shall wrong ye. [_Exit_ Arm. _and_ Em. + + _Py._ Come, come, you are right agen, Sir, love your honor, + And love your friend, take heed of bloody purposes, + And unjust ends, good heaven is angry with ye; + Make your fair virtues, and your fame your Mistriss, + And let these trinkets go. + + _Ru._ You teach well Nephew, + Now to be honourabl[e] even with this Gentleman, + Shall be my business, and my ends his. + + _Enter Governor and King._ + + _Gov._ Sir, Sir, you must do something suddainly, + To stop his pride so great and high, he is shot up, + Upon his person too, your state is sunk else: + You must not stand now upon terms of gratitude, + And let a simple tenderness besot ye: + I'll bring ye suddenly where you shall see him, + Attempting your brave Sister, privately, + Mark but his high behaviour then. + + _King._ I will Father. + + _Gov._ And with scorn, I fear contempt too. + + _King._ I hope not. + + _Gov._ I will not name a lust; + It may be that also; + A little force must be applyed upon him, + Now, now applyed, a little force to humble him. + These sweet intreaties do but make him wanton. + + _King._ Take heed ye wrong him not. + + _Gov._ Take heed to your safety, + I but forewarn ye King; if you mistrust me, + Or think I come un-sent-- + + _King._ No, I'll go with you. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Armusia, Quisara. + + _Arm._ Madam, you see there's nothing I can reach at, + Either in my obedience, or my service, + That may deserve your love, or win a liking, + But a poor thought, but I pursue it seriously, + Take pleasure in your Will, even in your anger, + Which other men would grudge at, and grow stormy; + I study new humility to please ye, + And take a kind of joy in my afflictions, + Because they come from ye, I love my sorrows: + Pray Madam but consider-- + + _Quisar._ Yes, I do Sir, + And to that honest end I drew thee hither; + I know ye have deserv'd as much as man can, + And know it is a justice to requite you: + I know ye love. + + _Arm._ If ever love was mortal, + And dwelt in man, and for that love command me, + So strong I find it, and so true, here Lady, + Something of such a greatness to allow me, + Those things I have done already, may seem foyls too: + 'Tis equity that man aspires to heaven, + Should win it by his worth, and not sleep to it. + + _Enter Governor, and King._ + + _Gov._ Now stand close King and hear, and as you find him, + Believe me right, or let Religion suffer. + + _Quisar._ I dare believe your worth without additions; + But since you are so liberal of your love Sir, + And wou'd be farther tried, I do intend it, + Because you shall not, or you wou'd not win me + At such an easie rate. + + _Arm._ I am prepared still, + And if I shrink-- + + _Quisar._ I know ye are no coward, + This is the utmost trial of your constancy, + And if you stand fast now, I am yours, your wife Sir; + You hold there's nothing dear that may atchieve me, + Doubted or dangerous. + + _Arm._ There's nothing, nothing: + Let me but know, that I may straight flie to it. + + _Quisar._ I'll tell you then, change your Religion. + And be of one belief with me. + + _Arm._ How? + + _Quisar._ Mark, + Worship our Gods, renounce that faith ye are bred in; + 'Tis easily done, I'll teach ye suddenly; + And humbly on your knees-- + + _Arm._ Ha? I'll be hang'd first. + + _Quisar._ Offer as we do. + + _Arm._ To the devil Lady? + Offer to him I hate? I know the devil. + To dogs and cats? you make offer to them; + To every bird that flies, and every worm. + How terribly I shake! Is this the venture? + The trial that you talk'd of? where have I been? + And how forgot my self? how lost my memory? + When did I pray, or look up stedfastly? + Had any goodness in my heart to guide me? + That I should give this vantage to mine enemy; + The enemy to my peace, forsake my faith? + + _Quisar._ Come, come, I know ye love me. + + _Arm._ Love ye this way? + This most destroying way? sure you but jest, Lady. + + _Quisar._ My Love and Life are one way. + + _Arm._ Love alone then, and mine another way, + I'll love diseases first, + Doat on a villain that would cut my throat, + Wooe all afflictions of all sorts, kiss cruelty. + Have mercy heaven, how have I been wand'ring! + Wand'ring the way of Lust, and left my Maker! + How have I slept like Cork upon a water, + And had no feeling of the storm that tost me! + Trode the blind paths of death! forsook assurance, + Eternity of blessedness for a woman! + For a young handsome face, hazard my Being! + + _Quisar._ Are not our powers eternal, so their comforts? + As great and full of hopes as yours? + + _Arm._ They are puppets. + + _Gov._ Now mark him Sir, and but observe him nearly. + + _Ar._ Their comforts like themselves, cold, sensless outsides; + You make 'em sick, as we are, peevish, mad, + Subject to age; and how can they cure us, + That are not able to refine themselves? + + _Quis._ The Sun and Moon we worship, those are heavenly, + And their bright influences we believe. + + _Arm._ Away fool, + I adore the Maker of that Sun and Moon, + That gives those bodies light and influence; + That pointed out their paths, and taught their motions; + They are not so great as we, they are our servants, + Plac'd there to teach us time, to give us knowledge + Of when and how the swellings of the main are, + And their returns agen; they are but our Stewards + To make the earth fat, with their influence, + That she may bring forth her increase, and feed us. + Shall I fall from this faith to please a woman? + For her embraces bring my soul to ruin? + I look'd you should have said, make me a _Christian_, + Work that great cure, for 'tis a great one woman; + That labor truly to perform, that venture, + The crown of all great trial, and the fairest: + I look'd ye should have wept and kneel'd to beg it, + Washt off your mist of ignorance, with waters + Pure and repentant, from those eyes; I look'd + You should have brought me your chief god ye worship, + He that you offer humane bloud and life to, + And make a sacrifice of him to memory, + Beat down his Altars, ruin'd his false Temples. + + _Gov._ Now you may see. + + _Quisar._ Take heed, you goe too far, Sir, + And yet I love to hear him, I must have ye, + And to that end I let you storm a little; + I know there must be some strife in your bosom + To cool and quiet ye, e'r you can come back: + I know old friends cannot part suddainly, + There will be some left still, yet I must have ye, + Have ye of my faith too, and so enjoy ye. + + _Arm._ Now I contemn ye, and I hate my self + For looking on that face lasciviously, + And it looks ugly now me thinks. + + _Quisar._ How _Portugal_? + + _Arm._ It looks like death it self, to which 'twou'd lead me; + Your eyes resemble pale dispair, they fright me, + And in their rounds, a thousand horrid ruins, + Methinks I see; and in your tongue hear fearfully + The hideous murmurs of weak souls have suffer'd; + Get from me, I despise ye; and know woman, + That for all this trap you have laid to catch my life in, + To catch my immortal life, I hate and curse ye, + Contemn your Deities, spurn at their powers, + And where I meet your _Mahumet_ gods, I'll swing 'em + Thus o'r my head, and kick 'em into puddles, + Nay, I will out of vengeance search your Temples. + And with those hearts that serve my God, demolish + Your shambles of wild worships. + + _Gov._ Now, now you hear Sir. + + _Arm._ I will have my faith, since you are so crafty, + The glorious cross, although I love your brother; + Let him frown too, I will have my devotion, + And let your whole State storm. + + _King._ Enter and take him; + I am sorry friend that I am forc'd to do this. + + _Gov._ Be sure you bind him fast. + + _Quisar._ But use him nobly. + + _King._ Had it to me been done, I had forgiven it, + And still preserv'd you fair, but to our gods Sir-- + + _Quisar._ Methinks I hate 'em now. + + _King._ To our Religion, + To these to be thus stubborn, thus rebellious + To threaten them. + + _Arm._ Use all your violence, + I ask no mercy, nor repent my words: + I spit at your best powers; I serve one, + Will give me strength to scourge your gods. + + _Gov._ Away with him. + + _Arm._ To grind 'em into base dust, and disperse 'em, + That never more their bloudy memories-- + + _Gov._ Clap him close up. + + _King._ Good friend be cooler. + + _Arm._ Never; + Your painted Sister I despise too. + + _King._ Softly. + + _Arm._ And all her devilish Arts laugh and scorn at, + Mock her blind purposes. + + _King._ You must be temperate; + Offer him no violence, I command you strictly. + + _Gov._ Now thou art up, I shall have time to speak too. + + _Quisar._ Oh how I love this man, how truly honor him. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Quintus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Christophero, _and_ Pedro (_at one door_) Emanuel, _and_ + Soza, (_at another_). + + _Chr._ Do you know the news Gentlemen? + + _Em._ Wou'd we knew as well, Sir, + How to prevent it. + + _Soz._ Is this the love they bear us, + For our late benefit? taken so maliciously, + And clapt up close? is that the thanks they render? + + _Ch._ It must not be put up thus, smother'd slightly, + 'Tis such a base unnatural wrong. + + _Ped._ I know, + They may think to doe wonders, aim at all, + And to blow us with a vengeance, out o'th' Islands: + But if we be our selves, honest and resolute, + And continue but Masters of our antient courages, + Stick close, and give no vantage to their villanies-- + + _Soz._ Nay, if we faint or fall apieces now, + We are fools, and worthy to be markt for misery; + Begin to strike at him, they are all bound too? + To cancel his deserts? what must we look for + If they can carry this? + + _Em._ I'll carry coals then; + I have but one life, and one fortune, Gentlemen, + But I'll so husband it to vex these rascals, + These barbarous slaves. + + _Ch._ Shall we go charge 'em presently? + + _Soz._ No, that will be too weak, and too fool-hardy, + We must have grounds, that promise safety, friends, + And sure offence, we lose our angers else, + And worse than that, venture our lives too lightly. + + _Enter_ Pyniero. + + _Py._ Did you see mine Uncle? plague o' these _Barbarians_, + How the rogues stick in my teeth, I know ye are angry, + So I am too, monstrous angry, Gentlemen, + I am angry, that I choak agen. + You hear _Armusia's_ up, honest _Arm_: + Clapt up in prison, friends, the brave _Arm_: + Here are fine boys. + + _Em._ We hope he shall not stay there. + + _Py._ Stay, no, he must not stay, no talk of staying, + These are no times to stay; are not these rascals? + Speak, I beseech ye speak, are they not Rogues? + Think some abominable names--are they not devils? + But the devil's a great deal too good for 'em--fusty villains. + + _Ch._ They are a kind of hounds. + + _Py._ Hounds were their fathers; + Old blear-ey'd bob-tail'd hounds--Lord, where's my Uncle? + + _Soz._ But what shall be done, Sir? + + _Py._ Done? + + _Soz._ Yes, to relieve him; + If it be not sudden they may take his life too. + + _Py._ They dare as soon take fire and swallow it, + Take stakes and thrust into their tails for glisters: + His life, why 'tis a thing worth all the Islands, + And they know will be rated at that value; + His very imprisonment will make the Town stink, + And shake and stink, I have physick in my hand for 'em + Shall give the goblins such a purge-- + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias. + + _Ped._ Your Uncle. + + _Ru._ I hear strange news, and have been seeking ye; + They say _Armusia_'s prisoner. + + _Py._ 'Tis most certain. + + _Ru._ Upon what cause? + + _Py._ He has deserv'd too much, Sir; + The old heathen policie has light upon him. + And paid him home. + + _Ru._ A most unnoble dealing. + + _Py._ You are the next, if you can carry it tamely, + He has deserved of all. + + _Ru._ I must confess it, + Of me so nobly too. + + _Py._ I am glad to hear it, + You have a time now to make good your confession, + Your faith will shew but cold else, and for fashion, + Now to redeem all, now to thank his courtesie, + Now to make those believe that held you backward, + And an ill instrument, you are a Gentleman, + An honest man, and you dare love your Natio[n], + Dare stick to virtue, though she be opprest, + And for her own fair sake, step to her rescue: + If you live ages, Sir, and lose this hour, + Not now redeem, and vindicate your honor + Your life will be a murmure, and no man in't. + + _Ru._ I thank ye nephew, come along with me Gentlemen, + We'll make 'em dancing sport immediately: + We are Masters of the Fort yet, we shall see + What that can do. + + _Py._ Let it but spit fire finely, + And play their turrets, and their painted Palaces, + A frisking round or two, that they may trip it; + And caper in the air. + + _Ru._ Come, we'll do something + Shall make 'em look about, we'll send 'em plums, + If they be not too hard for their teeth. + + _Py._ And fine Potatoes + Rosted in Gunpowder, such a Banquet, Sir + Will prepare their unmannerly stomachs. + + _Ru._ They shall see + There is no safe retreat in villany; + Come, be high-hearted all. + + _Omnes._ We are all on fire, Sir. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter King and Governor._ + + _King._ I am ungrateful, and a wretch, perswade me not, + Forgetful of the mercy he shew'd me, + The timely noble pity--why should I + See him fast bound and fetter'd, whose true courtesie, + Whose manhood, and whose mighty hand set me free? + Why should it come from me? why I command this? + Shall not all tongues and truths call me unthankful? + + _Gov._ Had the offence been thrown on you, 'tis certain + It had been in your power, and your discretion + To have turn'd it into mercy, and forgiven it, + And then it had shew'd a virtuous point of gratitude, + Timely, and nobly taken; but since the cause + Concerns the honor of our gods, and their Title, + And so transcends your power, and your compassion, + A little your own safety, if you saw it too, + If your too fond indulgence did not dazle you, + It cannot now admit a private pitty; + 'Tis in their Wills, their Mercies, or Revenges, + And these revolts in you, shew mere rebellions. + + _King._ They are mild and pittiful. + + _Gov._ To those repent. + + _King._ Their nature's soft and tender. + + _Gov._ To true hearts. + That feel compunction for their trespasses: + This man defies 'em still, threatens destruction + And demolition of their Arms and Worship, + Spits at their powers; take heed ye be not found, Sir, + And mark'd a favourer of their dishonor; + They use no common justice. + + _King._ What shall I do + To deserve of this man-- + + _Gov._ If ye more bemoan him, + Or mitigate your power to preserve him, + I'll curse ye from the gods, call up their vengeance. + + _Enter_ Quisara _with her hands bound_, Quisana, Panura. + + And fling it on your Land and you, I have charge [for't;] + I hope to wrack you all. + + _King._ What ails my Sister? + Why, is she bound? why looks she so distractedly? + Who does do this? + + _Quisan._ We did it, pardon Sir, + And for her preservation--She is grown wild, + And raving on the strangers love and honor, + Sometimes crying out help, help, they will torture him, + They will take his life, they will murder him presently, + If we had not prevented violently + Have laid hands on her own life. + + _Gov._ These are tokens, + The gods displeasure is gone out, be quick, + And e'r it fall, doe something to appease 'em. + You know the sacrifice--I am glad it works thus. + + _Quisa._ How low and base thou lookst now, that wert noble! + No figure of a King, methinks shews on you. + No face of Majesty, foul, swarth ingratitude + Has taken off thy sweetness, base forgetfulness + Of mighty benefits, has turned thee Devil: + Thou hast persecuted goodness, innocence; + And laid a hard and violent hand on virtue, + On that fair virtue that should teach and guide us; + Thou hast wrong'd thine own preserver, whose least merit, + Pois'd with thy main Estate, thou canst not satisfie, + Nay, put thy life in too, 'twill be too light still: + What hast thou done? + + _Gov._ Goe for him presently, + And once more we'll try if we can win him fairly: + If not, let nothing she says hinder ye, or stir ye; + She speaks distractedly--Do that the gods command ye, + Do you know what ye say Lady? + + _Quisar._ I could curse thee too, + Religion and severity has steel'd thee, + Has turn'd thy heart to stone; thou hast made the gods hard too, + Against their sweet and patient natures, cruel: + None of ye feel what bravery ye tread on? + What innocence? what beauty? + + _King._ Pray be patient. + + _Quisar._ What honourable things ye cast behind [ye]? + What monuments of man? + + _Enter_ Armusia _and Guard_. + + _King._ Once more _Armusia_, + Because I love ye tenderly and dearly, + And would be glad to win ye mine, I wish ye, + Even from my heart I wish and wooe ye-- + + _Ar._ What Sir, + Take heed how ye perswade me falsly, then ye hate me: + Take heed how ye intrap me. + + _King._ I advise ye, + And tenderly and truly I advise ye, + Both for your souls health, and your safety. + + _Ar._ Stay, + And name my soul no more, she is too precious, + Too glorious for you[r] flatteries, too secure too. + + _Gov._ Consider the reward, Sir, and the honor + That is prepared, the glory you shall grow to. + + _Arm._ They are not to be consider'd in these cases, + Not to be nam'd when souls are question'd; + They are vain and flying vapors--touch my life, + 'Tis ready for ye, put it to what test + It shall please ye, I am patient; but for the rest + You may remove Rocks with your little fingers, + Or blow a Mountain out o' th' way, with bellows, + As soon as stir my faith; use no more arguments. + + _Gov._ We must use tortures then. + + _Arm._ Your worst and painfull'st + I am joyful to accept. + + _Gov._ You must the sharpest, + For such has been your hate against our Deities + Delivered openly, your threats and scornings, + And either your repentance must be mighty, + Which is your free conversion to our customs, + Or equal punishment which is your life, Sir. + + _Arm._ I am glad I have it for ye, take it Priest, + And all the miseries that shall attend it: + Let the gods glut themselves with Christian bloud, + It will be ask'd again, and so far followed, + So far reveng'd, and with such holy justice, + Your gods of gold shall melt and sink before it; + Your Altars and your Temples shake to nothing; + And you false worshipers, blind fools of ceremony, + Shall seek for holes to hide your heads, and fears in, + For seas to swallow you from this destruction, + Darkness to dwell about ye, and conceal ye; + Your mothers womb agen-- + + _Gov._ Make the fires ready, + And bring the several tortures out. + + _Quisar._ Stand fast, Sir, + And fear 'em not, you that have stept so nobly + Into this pious Trial, start not now, + Keep on your way, a Virgin will assist ye, + A Virgin won by your fair constancy, + And glorying that she is won so, will dye by ye: + I have touch'd ye every way, tried ye most honest, + Perfect, and good, chaste, blushing chaste, and temperate, + Valiant, without vain-glory, modest, stayed, + No rage, or light affection ruling in you: + Indeed, the perfect school of worth I find ye, + The temple of true honor. + + _Arm._ Whether will she? + What do you infer by this fair argument, Lady? + + _Quisar._ Your Faith, and your Religion must be like ye, + They that can shew you these, must be pure mirrors, + When the streams flow clear and fair, what are the fountains? + I do embrace your faith, Sir, and your fortune; + Go on, I will assist ye, I feel a sparkle here, + A lively spark that kindles my affection, + And tells me it will rise to flames of glory: + Let 'em put on their angers, suffer nobly, + Shew me the way, and when I faint, instruct me; + And if I follow not-- + + _Arm._ Oh blessed Lady, + Since thou art won, let me begin my triumph, + Come clap your terrors on. + + _Quisar._ All your fell tortures. + For there is nothing he shall suffer, brother, + I swear by a new faith, which is most sacred, + And I will keep it so, but I will follow in, + And follow to a scruple of affliction, + In spight of all your gods without prevention. + + _Gov._ Death! she amazes me. + + _King._ What shall be done now? + + _Gov._ They must dye both, + And suddenly, they will corrupt all else; + This woman makes me weary of my mischief, + She shakes me, and she staggers me, go in Sir, + I'll see the execution. + + _Kin._ Not so suddain: + If they go, all my Friends and Sisters perish. + + _Gov._ Wou'd I were safe at home agen. + + _Enter Messenger._ + + _Mes._ Arm, arm, Sir, + Seek for defence, the Castle plays and thunders, + The Town Rocks, and the houses fly i' th' air, + The people dye for fear--Captain _Ruy Dias_, + Has made an oath he will not leave a stone here; + No, not the memory, here has stood a City, + Unless _Armusia_ be deliver'd fairly. + + _King._ I have my fears: what can our gods do now for us? + + _Gov._ Be patient, but keep him still: he is a cure, Sir, + Against both Rage and Cannon: goe and fortifie, + Call in the Princess, make the Palace sure, + And let 'em know you are a King: look nobly; + And take you[r] courage to ye; keep close the prisoner, + And under command, we are betraid else. + + _Ar._ How joyfully I goe! + + _Quisar._ Take my heart with thee. + + _Gov._ I hold a Wolf by the ear now: + Fortune free me. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter four Towns-men._ + + _1._ Heaven bless us, + What a thund'ring's here! what fire-spitting! + We cannot drink, but our Cans are mauld amongst us. + + _2._ I wou'd they would mall our scores too: + Shame o' their Guns, I thought they had been bird-pots, + Or great Candle-cases, how devilishly they bounce, + And how the Bullets borrow a piece of a house here, + There another, and mend those up agen + With another Parish; here flies a poudring-tub, + The meat ready rosted, and there a barrel pissing vinegar, + And they two over-taking the top of a high Steeple, + Newly slic'd off for a Sallet. + + _3._ A vengeance fire 'em. + + _2._ Nay, they fire fast enough; + You need not help 'em. + + _4._ Are these the _Portugal_ Bulls-- + How loud they bellow! + + _2._ Their horns are plaguy strong, they push down Palaces + They toss our little habitations like whelps, + Like grindle-tails, with their heels upward; + All the windows i'th Town dance a new Trenchmore, + 'Tis like to prove a blessed age for Glasiers, + I met a hand, and a Letter in't, in great haste, + And by and by, a single leg running after it, + As if the arm had forgot part of his errand, + Heads flie like Foot-balls every where. + + _1._ What shall we do? + + _2._ I care not, my shop's cancell'd, + And all the Pots, and earthen Pans in't vanish't: + There was a single Bullet, and they together by the ears; + You would have thought _Tom Tumbler_ had been there, + And all his troop of devils. + + _3._ Let's to the King, + And get this Gentleman deliver'd handsomly: + By this hand, there's no walking above ground else. + + _2._ By this leg--let me swear nimbly by it, + For I know not how long I shall owe it, + If I were out o'th' Town once, if I came in agen to + Fetch my breakfast, I will give 'em leave to cramm me + With a _Portugal_ Pudding: Come; let's doe any thing + To appease this thunder. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Pyniero _and_ Panura. + + _Py._ Art sure it was that blind Priest? + + _Pan._ Yes most certain, + He has provok'd all this; the King is merciful, + And wond'rous loving; but he fires him on still, + And when he cools, enrages him, I know it: + Threatens new vengeance, and the gods fierce justice + When he but looks with fair eyes on _Armusia_, + Will lend him no time to relent; my royal Mistriss, + She has entertain'd a _Christian_ hope. + + _Py._ Speak truly. + + _Pan._ Nay, 'tis most true, but Lord! how he lies at her, + And threatens her, and flatters her, and damns her, + And I fear, if not speedily prevented, + If she continue stout, both shall be executed, + + _Py._ I'll kiss thee for this news, nay more _Panura_, + If thou wilt give me leave I'll get thee with _Christian_, + The best way to convert thee. + + _Pan._ Make me believe so? + + _Py._ I will y'faith. But which way cam'st thou hither? + The Pallace is close guarded, and barricado'd. + + _Pan._ I came through a private vault, which few there know of; + It rises in a Temple not far hence, + Close by the Castle here. + + _Py._ How--To what end? + + _Pan._ A good one: + To give ye knowledge of my new-born Mistriss; + And in what doubt _Armusia_ stands, + Think any present means, or hope to stop 'em + From their fell ends: the Princes are come in too, + And they are harden'd also. + + _Py._ The damn'd Priest-- + + _Pan._ Sure he's a cruel man, methinks Religion + Should teach more temperate Lessons. + + _Py._ He the fire-brand? + He dare to touch at such fair lives as theirs are? + Well Prophet, I shall prophesie, I shall catch ye, + When all your Prophecies will not redeem ye? + Wilt thou do one thing bravely? + + _Pa._ Any good I am able. + + _Py._ And by thine own white hand, I'll swear thou art virtuous, + And a brave wench, durst thou but guide me presently, + Through the same vault thou cam'st, into the Pallace + And those I shall appoint, such as I think fit. + + _Pa._ Yes I will do it, and suddainly, and truly. + + _Py._ I wou'd fain behold this Prophet. + + _Pa._ Now I have ye: + And shall bring ye where ye shall behold him, + Alone too, and unfurnish'd of defences: + That shall be my care; but you must not betray me. + + _Py._ Dost thou think we are so base, such slaves, rogues? + + _Pa._ I do not: + And you shall see how fairly I'll work for ye. + + _Py._ I must needs steal that Priest, + Steal him, and hang him. + + _Pa._ Do any thing to remove his mischief, strangle him-- + + _Py._ Come prethee love. + + _Pa._ You'll offer me no foul play? + The Vault is dark. + + _Py._ 'Twas well remember'd. + + _Pa._ And ye may-- + But I hold ye honest. + + _Py._ Honest enough I warrant thee. + + _Pa._ I am but a poor weak wench; and what with the place, + And your perswasions Sir--but I hope you will not; + You know we are often cozen'd. + + _Py._ If thou dost fear me, + Why dost thou put me in mind? + + _Pa._ To let you know Sir, + Though it be in your power, and things fitting to it, + Yet a true Gent-- + + _Py._ I know what he'll do: + Come and remember me, and I'll answer thee, + I'll answer thee to the full; we'll call at th' Castle, + And then my good guide, do thy Will; sha't find me + A very tractable man! + + _Pa._ I hope I shall Sir. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Bakam, Syana, _and Soldiers_. + + _Bak._ Let my men guard the Gates. + + _Syan._ And mine the Temple, + For fear the honor of our gods should suffer, + And on your lives be watchful. + + _Ba._ And be valiant; + And let's see, if these _Portugals_ dare enter; + What their high hearts dare do: Let's see how readily, + The great _Ruy Dias_ will redeem his Countrey-men; + He speaks proud words, and threatens. + + _Sy._ He is approv'd, Sir, + And will put fair for what he promises; + I could wish friendlier terms, + Yet for our liberties and for our gods, + We are bound in our best service + Even in the hazard of our lives. + + _Enter the King above._ + + _King._ Come up Princes, + And give your counsels, and your helps: the Fort still + Plays fearfully upon us, beats our buildings, + And turns our people wild with fears. + + _Ba._ Send for the prisoner, + And give us leave to argue. [_Exit_ Ba. _and_ Sy. _then_, + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias, Emanuel, Christoph. Pedro, _with Sold_. + + _Ru._ Come on nobly, + And let the Fort play still, we are + Strong enough to look upon 'em, + And return at pleasure; it may + Be on our view they will return him. + + _Chr._ We will return 'em such thanks else, + Shall make 'em scratch where it itches not. + + _Em._ How the people stare, + And some cry, some pray, and some curse heartily: + But it is the King-- + + _Enter_ Syana, Bakam, Quisara, Armusia, _with Soldiers above_. + + _Ruy._ I cannot blame their wisdoms. + They are all above, _Armusia_ chain'd and bound too? + Oh, these are tha[n]kful Squires. + + _Ba._ Hear us _Ruy Di[a]s_, + Be wise and hear us, and give speedy answer, + Command thy Cannon presently to cease, + No more to trouble the afflicted people, + Or suddainly _Armusia's_ head goes off; + As suddainly as said. + + _Em._ Stay Sir, be moderate. + + _Arm._ Do nothing that's dishonourable _Ruy Dyas_ + Let not the fear of me, master thy valour; + Pursue 'em still, they are base malicious people. + + _King._ Friend, be not desperate. + + _Ar._ I scorn your courtesies; + Strike when you dare, a fair arm guide the Gunner + And may he let flie still with fortune: friend, + Do me the honor of a Soldiers funerals, + The last fair _Christian_ right, see me i'th' ground, + And let the Palace burn first, then the Temples, + And on their scorn'd gods, erect my monument: + Touch not the Princess, as you are a Soldier. + + _Quisar._ Which way you goe, Sir, + I must follow necessary. + One life, and one death. + + _King._ Will you take a truce yet? + + _Enter_ Pyniero, Soza, _and Soldiers_, _with the Governor_. + + _Py._ No, no, go on: + Look here, your god, your prophet. + + _King._ How came he taken? + + _Py._ I conjur'd for him, King. + I am a sure Curr at an old blind Prophet. + I'll haunt ye such a false knave admirably, + A terrier I; I eartht him, and then snapt him. + + _Soz._ Saving the reverence of your grace, we stole him, + E'en out of the next chamber to ye. + + _Py._ Come, come, begin King, + Begin this bloudy matter when you dare; + And yet I scorn my sword should touch the rascal, + I'll tear him thus before ye. Ha? + What art thou? {_Pulls his Beard and hair off._ + + _King._ How's this! + Art thou a Prophet? + + _Ru._ Come down Princes. + + _King._ We are abus'd-- + Oh my most dear _Armusia_-- + Off with his chains. And now my noble Sister, + Rejoyce with me, I know ye are pleas'd as I am. + + _Py._ This is a precious Prophet. Why Don Governor, + What make you here, how long have you taken Orders? + + _Ruy._ Why what a wretch + Art thou to work this mischief? + To assume this holy shape to ruine honor, + Honor and chastity? + + _Enter King, and all from above._ + + _Gov._ I had paid you all, + But fortune plaid the slut. Come, + Give me my doom. + + _King._ I cannot speak for wonder. + + _Gov._ Nay, 'tis I Sir, + And here I stay your sentence. + + _King._ Take her friend, + You have half perswaded me to be a _Christian_, + And with her all the joyes, and all the blessings. + Why what dream have we dwelt in? + + _Ru._ All peace to ye, + And all the happiness of heart dwell with ye, + Children as sweet and noble as their Parents. + + _Py._ And Kings at least. + + _Ar._ Good Sir, forget my rashness. + And noble Princess[e], for I was once angry, + And out of that, might utter some distemper, + Think not 'tis my nature. + + _Sya._ Your joy is ours, Sir. + And nothing we find in ye, but most noble. + + _King._ To prison with this dog, there let him houl, + And if he can repent, sigh out his villanies: + His Island we shall seize into our hands, + His Father and himself have both usurp'd it, + And kept it by oppression; the Town and Castle, + In which I lay my self most miserable, + Till my most honourable friend redeem'd me, + Signior _Pyniero_, I bestow on you, + The rest of next command upon these Gentlemen, + Upon ye, all my love. + + _Arm._ Oh brave _Ruy Dias_, + You have started now beyond me. I must thank ye, + And thank ye for my life, my wife and honor. + + _Ruy._ I am glad I had her for you, Sir. + + _King._ Come Princes, + Come Friends and Lovers all, come noble Gentlemen, + No more Guns now, nor hates, but joyes and triumphs, + An universal gladness fly about us: + And know however subtle men dare cast, + And promise wrack, the gods give peace at last. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + THE + NOBLE GENTLEMAN. + A Comedy. + + + The Persons represented in the Play. + + Monsieur Marine, _the Noble Gent. but none of the wisest_. + Jaques, _an old servant to_ Marine's _family_. + Clerimont, _a Gull_, _Cosin to Monsieur_ Marine. + A Gentleman, _Servant to_ Marine's _wife_. + Lo[n]gueville, } _two Courtiers that plot + Beaufort, } to abuse_ Marine. + Shattillion, _a Lord_, _mad for Love_. + Doctor. + Page. + Gentlemen. + Servants. + Duke. + + + WOMEN. + + Marine's _Wife_, _a witty wanton_. + Clerimont's _Wife_, _a simple countrey Gentlewoman_. + Shattillion's _Mistriss_, _a virtuous Virgin_. + Maria, _Servant to_ Marine's _wife_. + + + The Scene France. + + + + + PROLOGUE. + + + _Wit is become an Antick, and puts on + As many shapes of variation, + To court the times applause, as the times dare, + Change several fashions, nothing is thought rare + Which is not new, and follow'd, yet we know + That what was worn some twenty years agoe, + Comes into grace again, and we pursue + That custom, by presenting to your view + A Play in fashion then, not doubting now + But 'twill appear the same, if you allow + Worth to their noble memory, whose name, + Beyond all power of death, live in their fame._ + + + + + _Actus Primus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter Gentleman a[n]d_ Jaques. + + _Gent._ What happiness waits on the life at Court, + What dear content, greatness, delight and ease! + What ever-springing hopes, what tides of honor! + That raise their fortunes to the height of wishes! + What can be more in man, what more in nature, + Than to be great and fear'd? A Courtier, + A noble Courtier, 'Tis a name that draws + Wonder and duty from all eyes and knees. + + _Jaq._ And so your Worships Land within the Walls, + Where you shall have it all inclos'd, and sure. + + _Gent._ Peace knave; dull creature, bred of sweat and smoke, + These mysteries are far above thy faith: + But thou shalt see-- + + _Jaq._ And then I shall believe; + Your fair revenues, turn'd into fair suits; + I shall believe your Tenant's bruis'd and rent + Under the weight of Coaches, all your state + Drawn through the streets in triumph, suits for places + Plied with a Mine of Gold, and being got + Fed with a great stream. I shall believe all this. + + _Gent._ You shall believe, and know me glorious. + Cosin, good day and health. + + _Enter Cosin._ + + _Cosin._ The same to you, Sir, + And more, without my wishes, could you know + What calm content dwels in a private house: + Yet look into your self, retire: this place + Of promises, and protestations, fits + Minds only bent [t]o ruin, you should know this, + You have their language perfect, you have tutors + I do not doubt, sufficient: but beware. + + _Gent._ You are merry Cosin: + + _Cosin._ Yet your patience, + You shall learn that too, but not like it self, + Where it is held a virtue; tell me Sir, + Have you cast up your State, rated your Land, + And find it able to endure the change + Of time and fashion? is it always harvest? + Always vintage? have you Ships at Sea, + To bring you Gold and Stone from rich _Peru_, + Monthly returning Treasure? doth the King + Open his large Exchequer to your hands + And bid ye be a great man? can your wife + Coin off her beauty? or the week allow + Suits to each day? and know no ebb in honor? + If these be possible, and can hold out, + Then be a Courtier still, and still be wasting. + + _Gent._ Cosin, pray give me leave: + + _Cos._ I have done. + + _Gent._ I could requite your gall, and in a strain + As bitter, and as full of Rubarb, preach + Against your Countrey life, but 'tis below me + And only subject to my pitty, know + The eminent Court, to them that can be wise, + And fasten on her blessings, is a Sun + That draws men up from course and earthly Being, + I mean these men of merit that have power + And reason to make good her benefits, + Learns them a manly boldness, gives their tongues + Sweetness of Language, makes them apt to please; + Files of all rudeness, and uncivil haviour, + Shews them as neat in carriage, as in cloaths; + Cosin, have you ever seen the Court? + + _Cos._ No Sir, + Nor am I yet in travel with that longing. + + _Gent._ Oh the state and greatness of that place + Where men are found + Only to give the first creation glory! + Those are the models of the antient world + Left like the _Roman_ Statues to stir up + Our following hopes, the place it self puts on + The brow of Majesty, and flings her lustre + Like the air newly light'ned; Form, and Order, + Are only there themselves, unforc'd, and sound, + As they were first created to this place. + + _Cos._ You nobly came, but will goe from thence base. + + _Gent._ 'Twas very pretty, and a good conceit; + You have a wit good Cosin, I do joy in't, + Keep it for Court: but to my self again, + When I have view'd these pieces, turn'd these eyes, + And with some taste of superstition, + Look'd on the wealth of Nature, the fair dames, + Beauties, that light the Court, and make it shew + Like a fair heaven, in a frosty night: + And 'mongst these mine, not poorest, 'tis for tongues + Of blessed Poets, such as _Orpheus_ was, + To give their worth and praises; Oh dear Cosin: + You have a wife, and fair, bring her hither, + Let her not live to be the Mistriss of a Farmers heir + And be confin'd ever to a searge, + Far courser than my horse-cloth. + Let her have Velvets, Tiffinies, Jewels, Pearls, + A Coach, an Usher, and her two Lacquies, + And I will send my wife to give her rules, + And read the rudiments of Court to her. + + _Cos._ Sir, I had rather send her to _Virginia_ + To help to propagate the _English_ Nation. + + _Enter Servant._ + + _Gent._ Sirrah, how slept your Mistriss, and what visitants + Are to pay service? + + _Serv._ As I came out, + Two Counts were newly ent'red. + + _Gent._ This is greatness, + But few such servants wait a Countrey beauty. + + _Cos._ They are the more to thank their modesty, + God keep my Wife, and all my Issue Female + From such uprisings. + + _Enter a Doctor._ + + _Gent._ What? my learned Doctor? + You will be welcome, give her health and youth + And I will give you gold. [_Exit Doctor._ + Cosin, how savors this? is it not sweet + And very great, tasts it not of Nobleness? + + _Cos._ Faith Sir, my pallat is too dull and lazie + I cannot taste it, 'tis not for my relish, + But be so still. + Since your own misery must first reclaim ye, + To which I leave you, Sir, + If you will, yet be happy, leave the humor + And base subjection to your Wife, be wise, + And let her know with speed, you are her Husband, + I shall be glad to hear it. + My horse is sent for. [_Exit._ + + _Gent._ Even such another countrey thing as this + Was I, such a piece of dirt, so heavy, + So provident to heap up ignorance, + And be an ass: such musty cloaths wore I, + So old and thred-bare, I do yet remember + Divers young Gallants lighting at my Gate, + To see my honoured Wife, have offered pence, + And bid me walk their horses, such a slave + Was I in shew then: but my eyes are open'd. + + _Enter Gent. Wife._ + + Many sweet morrows to my worthy Wife. + + _Wife._ 'Tis well, and aptly given, as much for you, + But to my present business, which is money-- + + _Gent._ Lady, I have none left. + + _Wife._ I hope you dare not say so, nor imagine so base and low, + A thought: I have none left? + Are these words fitting for a man of worth, + And one of your full credit? Do you know + The place you live in? me? and what I labour + For, you? and your advancement? + + _Gent._ Yes my dearest. + + _Wife._ And do you pop me off with this slight answer, + In troth I have none left? in troth you must have; + Nay stare not, 'tis most true, send speedily + To all that love you, let your people flye + Like thunder, through the City, + And not return under five thousand Crowns. + Try all, take all, let not a [wealthy] Merchant be untempted + Or any one that hath the name of Money, + Take up at any Use, give Band, or Land, + Or mighty Statutes, able by their strength, + To tye up _Sampson_, were he now alive, + There must be money gotten; for be perswaded, + If we fall now, or be but seen to shrink, + Under our fair beginnings, 'tis our ruin, + And then good night to all, (but our disgrace) + Farewel the hope of coming happiness, + And all the aims we levied at so long. + Are ye not mov'd at this? no sense of want, + Towards your self yet breeding? be old, + And common; jaded to the eyes + Of Grooms, and Pages, Chamber-maids, and Guarders, + And when you have done, put your poor house in order + And hang your self, for such must be the end + Of him that willingly forsakes his hopes + And hath a joy to tumble to his ruin. + All that I say is certain, if ye fail + Do not [impute] me with it, I am clear. + + _Gent._ Now heaven forbid I should do wrong to you + My dearest Wife, and Madam; yet give leave + To your poor creature to unfold himself. + You know my debts are many more than means, + My bands not taken in, my friends at home + Drawn dry with these expences, my poor Tenants + More full of want than we, then what new course + Can I beget, to raise those crowns by? speak, + And I shall execute. + + _Wife._ Pray tell me true, + Have you not Land in the Countrey? + + _Gent._ Pardon me, I had forgot it. + + _Wife._ Sir, you must remember it, + There is no remedy, this Land must be, + In _Paris_ e'r to morrow night. + + _Gent._ It shall, let me consider, some 300 acres + Will serve the turn. + + _Wife._ 'Twill furnish at all points, + Now you speak like your self, and know like him, + That means to be a man, suspect no less + For the return will give ye five for one, + You shall be great to morrow, I have said it. + Farewel, and see this business be a-foot, + With expedition. [_Exit Wife._ + + _Gent._ Health, all joy, and honor + Wait on my lovely Wife. What? _Jaques_, _Jaques_. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Jaq._ Sir, did you call? + + _Gent._ I did so, hie thee _Jaques_. + Down to the Bank, and there to some good Merchant + (Conceive me well, good _Jaques_, and be private) + Offer 300 acres of my Land: + Say it is choice and fertile, ask upon it + Five thousand Crowns, this is the business + I must employ thee in, be wise and speedy. + + _Jaq._ Sir, do not do this. + + _Gent._ Knave, I must have money. + + _Jaq._ If you have money thus, your knave must tell ye + You will not have a foot of Land left, be more wary, + And more friend to your self, this honest Land + Your Worship has discarded, has been true, + And done you loyal service. + + _Gent._ Gentle _Jaques_, + You have a merry wit, employ it well + About the business you have now in hand. + When ye come back, enquire me in the Presence, + If not in the Tennis-Court, or at my house. [_Exit._ + + _Jaq._ If this vain hold, I know where to enquire ye. + Five thousand Crowns! this, with good husbandry, + May hold a month out, then 5000 more, + And more Land a bleeding for't, as many more, + And more Land laid aside. God and _St. Dennis_ + Keep honest minded young men batchelors. + 'Tis strange, my Master should be yet so young + A puppy, that he cannot see his fall + And got so near the Sun. I'll to his Cosin. + And once more tell him on't, if he fail, + Then to my Mortgage, next unto my sale. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Longovile, Bewford, _and the Servant_. + + _Serv._ Gentlemen, hold on discourse a while, + I shall return with knowledge how and where + We shall have best access unto my Mistriss + To tender your devotions. [_Exit._ + + _Long._ Be it so: + Now to our first discourse. + + _Bew._ I prethee peace; + Thou canst not be so bad, or make me know + Such things are living, do not give thy self + So common and so idle, so open vile, + So great a wronger of thy worth, so low, + I cannot, nor I must not credit thee. + + _Lon._ Now by this light I am a whoremaster, + An open, and an excellent whormaster, + And take a special glory that I am so: + I thank my Stars I am a whoremaster, + And such a one as dare be known and seen, + And pointed at to be a noble wencher. + + _Bew._ Do not let all ears hear this, hark [y]e Sir, + I am my self a whoremaster, I am + Believe it Sir (in private be it spoken) + I love a whore directly, most men are wenchers, + And have profest the Science, few men + That look upon ye now, but whoremasters, + Or have a full desire to be so. + + _Lon._ This is noble. + + _Bew._ It is without all question, being private, + And held as needful as intelligence, + But being once discover'd, blown abroad, + And known to common senses, 'tis no more + Than geometrical rules in Carpenters, + That only know some measure of an Art, + But are not grounded: be no more deceived, + I have a conscience to reclaim you, Sir. + Mistake me not: I do not bid you leave your whore + Or less to love her; forbid it, + I should be such a villain to my friend, + Or so unnatural: 'twas never harbor'd here, + Learn to be secret first, then strike your Deer. + + _Lon._ Your fair instructions, _Mo[n]sieur_, I shall learn. + + _Bew._ And you shall have them; I desire your care. + + _Lon._ They are your servants. + + _Bew._ You must not love. + + _Lon._ How Sir? + + _Bew._ I mean a Lady, there's danger. + She hath an Usher and a Waiting Gentlewoman, + A Page, a Coach-man, these are fee'd and fee'd + And yet for all that will be prating. + + _Lon._ So. + + _Bew._ You understand me Sir, they will discover't, + And there is a loss of credit, Table-talk + Will be the end of this, or worse, than that; + Will this be worthy of a Gentleman? + + _Long._ Proceed good Sir. + + _Bew._ Next leave your City Dame; + The best of that Tribe, are most meerly coy, + Or most extreamly foolish, both which vices + Are no great stirrers up, unless in Husbands + That owe this Cattle, fearing her that's coy + To be but seeming, her that's fool too forward. + + _Lon._ This is the rarest fellow, and the soundest, + I mean in knowledge, that e'r wore a Codpiece, + H'as found out that will pass all _Italy_, + All _France_ and _England_; to their shames I speak, + And to the griefs of all their Gentlemen, + The noble Theory of Luxury. + + _Bew._ Your patience, + And I will lay before your eyes a course + That I my self found out, 'tis excellent, + Easie, and full of freedome. + + _Long._ O good Sir, + You rack me till I know it. + + _Bew._ This it is, + When your desire is up, your blood well heated + And apt for sweet encounter, chuse the night, + And with the night your Wench, the streets have store, + There seize upon her, get her to your chamber, + Give her a cardecew, 'tis royal payment; + When ye are dull, dismiss her, no man knows, + Nor she her self, who hath encountred her. + + _Lon._ O but their faces. + + _Bew._ Nere talke of faces: + The night allows her equal with a Dutchess, + Imagination doth all think her fair, + And great, clapt in Velvet, she is so, + Sir, I have tryed those, and do find it certain + It never failes me, 'tis but twelve nights since + My last experience. + + _Lon._ O my meiching Varlet, I'll fit ye as I live. + 'Tis excellent, I'll be your Scholar Sir. + + _Enter_ Lady _and_ Servant. + + _Wife._ You are fairly welcome both: troth Gentlemen + You have been strangers, I could chide you for't, + And taxe ye with unkindness, What's the news? + The Town was never empty of some novelty; + Servant, What's your intelligence? + + _Ser._ Faith nothing. + I have not heard of any worth relating. + + _Bew._ Nor I sweet Lady. + + _Lon._ Then give me attention, + _Monsieur Shattillion's_ mad. + + _Wife._ Mad? + + _Lon._ Mad as May-butter, + And which is more, mad for a Wench. + + _Lady._ 'Tis strange, and full of pity. + + _Lon._ All that comes near him + He thinks are come of purpose to betray him, + Being full of strange conceit: the wench he loved + Stood very near the Crown. + + _Lady._ Alass good _Monsieur_; + A' was a proper man, and fair demean'd, + A Person worthy of a better temper. + + _Lon._ He is strong opinion'd that the Wench he lov'd + Remains close prisoner by the Kings command: + Fearing her title, when the poor grieved Gentlewoman + Follows him much lamenting, and much loving + In hope to make him well, he knows her not, + Nor any else that comes to visit him. + + _Lady._ Let's walk in Gentlemen, and there discourse + His further miseries, you shall stay dinner, + In truth you must obey. + + _Om._ We are your servants. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter Couzen._ + + _Cous._ There's no good to be done, no cure to be wrought + Upon my desperate Kinsman: I'll to horse + And leave him to the fools whip, misery. + I shall recover twenty miles this night, + My horse stands ready, I'll away with speed. + + _Enter_ Shattillion. + + _Shat._ Sir, may I crave your name? + + _Cous._ Yes Sir you may: + My name is _Cleremont_. + + _Shat._ 'Tis well, your faction? + What party knit you with? + + _Cous._ I know no parties, + Nor no Factions, Sir. + + _Shat._ Then weare this Cross of white: + And where you see the like they are my friends, + Observe them well, the time is dangerous. + + _Cous._ Sir keep your cross, I'll weare none, sure this fellow + Is much beside himself, grown mad. + + _Shat._ A word Sir; + You can pick nothing out of this, this cross + Is nothing but a cross, a very cross, + Plain, without spell, or witchcraft, search it, + You may suspect, and well, there's poyson in't, + Powder, or wild-fire, but 'tis nothing so. + + _Cous._ I do believe you, Sir, 'tis a plain cross. + + _Shat._ Then do your worst, I care not, tell the King, + Let him know all this, as I am sure he shall; + When you have spit your venome, then will I + Stand up a faithful, and a loyal Subject, + And so God save His Grace, this is no Treason. + + _Cous._ He is March mad, farewell _Monsieur_. [_Exit Couzen._ + + _Shat._ Farewel; + I shall be here attending, 'tis my life + They aime at, there's no way to save it, well + Let 'em spread all their nets: they shall not draw me + Into any open Treason, I can see, + And can beware, I have my wits about me, + I thank heaven for't. + + _Enter_ Love. + + _Love._ There he goes, + That was the fairest hope the _French_ Court bred, + The worthiest and the sweetest temper'd spirit, + The truest, and the valiantest, the best of judgment, + Till most unhappy I: sever'd those virtues, + And turn'd his wit wild with a coy denial, + Which heaven forgive me, and be pleas'd, O heaven + To give again his senses: that my love + May strike off all my follies. + + _Shat._ Lady. + + _Love._ I Sir. + + _Shat._ Your will with me sweet Lady. + + _Love._ Sir, I come. + + _Shat._ From the dread sovereign King, I know it Lady, + He is a gracious Prince, long may he live, + Pertain you to his chamber? + + _Lov._ No indeed Sir, + That place is not for women, Do you know me? + + _Shat._ Yes, I do know you. + + _Lov._ What's my name? pray you speak. + + _Shat._ That's all one, I do know you and your business, + You are discover'd Lady, I am wary, + It stands upon my life; pray excuse me, + The best man of this Kingdom sent you hither, + To dive into me, have I toucht you? ha? + + _Lov._ You are deceiv'd Sir, I come from your love, + That sends you fair commends, and many kisses. + + _Shat._ Alass, poor soul, How does she? Is she living? + Keeps she her bed still? + + _Lov._ Still Sir, She is living, + And well, and shall do so. + + _Shat._ Are ye in counsel? + + _Lov._ No Sir, nor any of my sex. + + _Shat._ Why so, + If you had been in counsel, you would know, + Her time to be but slender; she must die. + + _Lov._ I do believe it, Sir. + + _Shat._ And suddenly, + She stands too near a fortune. + + _Lov._ Sir? + + _Shat._ 'Tis so, + There is no jesting with a Princes Title, + Would we had both been born of common parents, + And liv'd a private and retir'd life, + In homely cottage, we had then enjoyed, + Our loves, and our embraces, these are things, + That cannot tend to Treason-- + + _Lov._ I am wretched. + + _Shat._ O I pray as often for the King as any, + And with as true a heart, for's continuance, + And do moreover pray his heirs may live; + And their fair issues, then as I am bound + For all the states and commons: if these prayers + Be any wayes ambitious, I submit, + And lay my head down, let 'em take it off; + You may informe against me, but withall + Remember my obedience to the Crown, + And service to the State. + + _Lov._ Good Sir, I love ye. + + _Shat._ Then love the gracious King, and say with me. + + _Lov._ Heaven save his Grace. + + _Shat._ This is strange-- + A woman should be sent to undermine me, + And buz love into me to try my spirit; + Offer me kisses, and enticing follies, + To make me open, and betray my self; + It was a subtile and a dangerous plot, + And very soundly followed, farewel Lady, + Let me have equal hearing, and relate + I am an honest Man. Heaven save the King. [_Exit._ + + _Love._ I'll never leave him, till, by art or prayer, + I have restor'd his senses, If I make + Him perfect Man again, he's mine, till when, + I here abjure all loves of other men. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Cozen, _and_ Jaques. + + _Jaques._ Nay, good Sir be perswaded, go but back, + And tell him hee's undone, say nothing else; + And you shall see how things will work upon't. + + _Cozen._ Not so good _Jaques_, I am held an asse, + A Countrey Fool, good to converse with dirt, + And eate course bread, weare the worst Wooll, + Know nothing but the high-way to _Paris_, + And wouldst thou have me bring these stains, + And imperfections to the rising view + Of the right worshipful thy worthy Master? + They must be bright, and shine, their cloaths + Soft Velvet, and the _Tyrian_ Purple + Like the _Arabian_ gums, hung like the Sun, + Their golden beames on all sides; + Such as these may come and know + Thy Master, I am base, and dare not speak unto him, + Hee's above me. + + _Ja._ If ever you did love him, or his state, + His name, his issue, or your self, go back: + 'Twill be an honest and a noble part + Worthy a Kinsman; save 300 Acres + From present execution; they have had sentence, + And cannot be repriev'd, be merciful. + + _Co._ Have I not urg'd already all the reasons, + I had to draw him from his will? his ruin? + But all in vain, no counsel will prevail; + H'as fixt himself, there's no removing, _Jaques_, + 'Twill prove but breath and labor spent in vain, + I'll to my horse, farewell. + + _Ja._ For Gods sake, Sir, + As ever you have hope of joy, turn back; + I'll be your slave for ever, do but go, + And I will lay such fair directions to you + That if he be not doting on his fall, + He shall recover sight, and see his danger, + And ye shall tell him of his Wives abuses, + I fear, too foul against him; how she plots, + With our young Mounsiers, to milk-dry her husband, + And lay it on their backs; the next her pride; + Then what his debts are, and how infinite + The curses of his Tenants, this will work + I'll pawn my life and head, he cries away, + I'll to my house in the Countrey. + + _Co._ Come, I'll go, and once more try him, + If he yield not, so, + The next that tryes him shall be want and woe. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Secundus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter Gentleman, Solus._ + + _Gent._ _Jaques._ + + _Jaq._ Sir. [_Within._ + + _Gent._ Rise _Jaques_ 'tis grown day, + The Country life is best, where quietly, + Free from the clamor of the troubled Court, + We may enjoy our own green shadowed walks, + And keep a moderate diet without art. + Why did I leave my house, and bring my Wife, + To know the manner of this subtile place? + I would, when first the lust to fame and honor, + Possest me, I had met with any evil, + But that; had I been tied to stay at home, + And earn the bread for the whole family, + With my own hand, happy had I been. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Jaq._ Sir, this is from your wonted course at home, + When did ye there keep such inordinate hours? + Goe to bed late? start thrice? and call on me? + Would you were from this place; our Countrey sleeps, + Although they were but of that moderate length + That might maintain us in our daily work, + Yet were they sound and sweet. + + _Gent._ I _Jaques_, there we dreamt not of our Wives, we lay together; + And needed not; now at length my Cozens words, + So truly meant, mixt with thy timely prayers + So often urged, to keep me at my home, + Condemn me quite. + + _Ja._ 'Twas not your fathers course: + He liv'd and dy'd in _Orleance_, where he had + His Vines as fruitful as experience + (Which is the art of Husbandry) could make; + He had his presses for 'em, and his wines + Were held the best, and out-sold other Mens, + His corn and cattel serv'd the neighbor Towns + With plentiful provision, yet his thrift + Could miss one Beast amongst the heard; + He rul'd more where he liv'd, than ever you will here. + + _Gent._ 'Tis true, why should my Wife then, 'gainst my good, + Perswade me to continue in this course? + + _Ja._ Why did you bring her hither at the first, + Before you warm'd her blood with new delights? + Our Countrey sports could have contented her; + When you first married her a puppet-play + Pleas'd her as well as now the tilting doth. + She thought her self brave in a bugle chain, + Where Orient pearl will scarce content her now. + + _Gent._ Sure _Jaques_, she sees something for my good + More than I do; she oft will talk to me + Of Offices, and that she shortly hopes, + By her acquaintance with the friends she hath, + To get a place shall many times outweigh + Our great expences, and if this be so-- + + _Ja._ Think better of her words, she doth deceive you, + And only for her vain and sensual ends + Perswade ye thus. Let me be set to dwell + For ever naked in the barest soil, + So you will dwell from hence. + + _Gent._ I see my folly, + Pack up my stuffe, I will away this morne. + Haste--haste. + + _Ja._ I, now I see your Father's honors + Trebling upon you, and the many prayers + The Countrey spent for him, which almost now + Begun to turn to curses, turning back, + And falling like a [timely] shower + Upon ye. + + _Gent._ Goe, call [up] my Wife. + + _Ja._ But shall she not prevail, + And sway you, as she oft hath done before? + + _Gent._ I will not hear her, but raile on her, + Till I be ten miles off. + + _Ja._ If you be forty, + 'Twill not be worse Sir: + + _Gent._ Call her up. + + _Ja._ I will Sir. [_Exit._ + + _Gent._ Why what an Ass was I that such a thing + As a Wife is could rule me! + Know not I that woman was created for the man, + That her desires, nay all her thoughts should be + As his are? is my sense restor'd at length? + Now she shall know, that which she should desire, + She hath a husband that can govern her, + + _Enter Wife._ + + If her desires leads me against my will; + Are you come? + + _Wife._ What sad unwonted course + Makes you raise me so soon, that went to bed + So late last-night. + + _Gent._ O you shall goe to bed sooner hereafter, + And be rais'd again at thrifty hours: + In Summer time wee'l walk + An hour after our Supper, and to bed, + In Winter you shall have a set at Cards, + And set your Maids to work. + + _Wife._ What do you mean? + + _Gent._ I will no more of your new tricks, your honors, + Your Offices, and all your large preferments, + Which still you beat into my ears, hang o'er me, + I'll leave behind for others, the great sway + Which I shall bear at Court: my living here + With countenance of your honoured friends, + I'll be content to lose: for you speak this + Only that you may still continue here + In wanton ease: and draw me to consume, + In cloaths and other things idle for shew, + That which my Father got with honest thrift. + + _Wife._ Why, who hath been with you Sir, + That you talk thus out of Frame. + + _Gent._ You make a fool of me: + You provide one to bid me forth to supper, + And make me promise; then must some one or other + Invite you forth, if you have born your self + Loosely to any Gentleman in my sight + At home, you ask me how I like the carriage, + Whether it were not rarely for my good, + And open'd not a way to my preferment? + Come, I perceive all: talk not, we'll away. + + _Wife._ Why Sir, you'll stay till the next triumph + Day be past? + + _Gent._ I, you have kept me here triumphing + This seven years, and I have ridden through the streets, + And bought embroyder'd hose and foot-cloths too, + To shew a subjects zeal, I rode before + In this most gorgeous habit, and saluted + All the acquaintance I could espie + From any window, these are wayes ye told me + To raise me; I see all: make you ready straight, + And in that Gown which you came first to Town in, + Your safe-guard, cloak, and your hood sutable: + Thus on a double gelding shall you amble, + And my man _Jaques_ shall be set before you. + + _Wife._ But will you goe? + + _Gent._ I will. + + _Wife._ And shall I too? + + _Gent._ And you shall too. + + _Wife._ But shall I by this light? + + _Gent._ Why by this light you shall. + + _Wife._ Then by this light + You have no care of your Estate, and mine. + Have we been seven years venturing in a Ship, + And now upon return, with a fair wind, + And a calm Sea, full fraught with our own wishes, + Laden with wealth and honor to the brim, + And shall we flye away and not receive it? + Have we been tilling, sowing, labouring, + With pain and charge a long and tedious winter, + And when we see the corn above the ground, + Youthful as is the Morn and the full eare, + That promises to stuffe our spacious garners, + Shall we then let it rot, and never reap it? + + _Gent._ Wife talke no more, your Rhetorick comes too late, + I am inflixible; and how dare you + Adventure to direct my course of life? + Was not the husband made to rule the Wife? + + _Wife._ 'Tis true: but where the man doth miss his way, + It is the Womans part to set him right; + So Fathers have a power to guide their Sons + In all their courses, yet you oft have seen + Poor little children, that have both their eyes, + Lead their blind Fathers. + + _Gen._ She has a plaguy wit, + I say you'r but a little piece of man. + + _Wife._ But such a piece, as being tane away, + Man cannot last: the fairest and tallest ship, + That ever sail'd, is by a little piece of the same + Wood, steer'd right, and turn'd about. + + _Gen._ 'Tis true she sayes, her answers stand with reason. + + _Wife._ But Sir, your Cozin put this in your head, + Who is an enemy to your preferment, + Because I should not take place of his wife; + Come, by this kiss, thou shalt not go sweet heart. + + _Gen._ Come, by this kiss I will go Sweet-heart, + On with your riding stuffe: I know your tricks, + And if preferment fall ere you be ready, + 'Tis welcome, else adieu the City life. + + _Wife._ Well, Sir, I will obey. + + _Gent._ About it then. + + _Wife._ To please your humor I would dress my self, + In the most loathsome habit you could name, + Or travel any whether o're the World, + If you command me, it shall ne'r be said, + The frailty of a woman, whose weak mind, + Is often set on loose delights, and shews, + Hath drawn her husband to consume his state, + In the vain hope of that which never fell. + + _Gen._ About it then, women are pleasant creatures, + When once a man begins to know himself. + + _Wife._ But hark you Sir, because I will be sure, + You shall have no excuse, no word to say + In your defence hereafter; when you see + What honors were prepar'd for you and me, + Which you thus willingly have thrown away, + I tell you I did look for present honor, + This morning for you, which I know had come: + But if they do not come ere I am ready + (Which I will be the sooner least they should) + When I am once set in a countrey life, + Not all the power of earth shall alter me, + Not all your prayers or threats shall make me speak + The least words to my honorable friends, + To do you any grace. + + _Gent._ I will not wish it. + + _Wife._ And never more hope to be honorable. + + _Gent._ My hopes are lower. + + _Wife._ As I live you shall not, + You shall be so far from the name of noble + That you shall never see a Lord again; + You shall not see a Maske, or Barriers, + Or Tilting, or a solemn Christning, + Or a great Marriage, or new Fire-works, + Or any bravery; but you shall live + At home, bespotted with your own lov'd durt, + In scurvy cloaths, as you were wont to doe, + And to content you, I will live so too. + + _Gen._ Tis all I wish, make haste, the day draws on, + It shall be my care to see your Stuffe packt up. + + _Wife._ It shall be my care to gull you: you shall stay. [_Ex. Gen._ + And more than so, intreat me humbly too, + You shall have honors presently; _Maria_. + + _Enter_ Maria. + + _Mar._ Madam. + + _Wife._ Bring hither, pen, ink, and paper. + + _Ma._ 'Tis here. + + _Wife._ Your Master will not stay, + Unless preferment come within an hour. + + _Mar._ Let him command one of the City gates, + In time of mutiny, or you may provide him, + To be one of the counsel for invading, + Some savage Countrey to plant Christian faith. + + _Wife._ No, no, I have it for him, call my page; + Now, my dear husband, there it is will fit you. [_Ex._ Maria. + And when the world shall see what I have done, + Let it not move the spleen of any Wife, + To make an Ass of her beloved husband, + Without good ground, but if they will be drawn + To any reason by you, do not gull them; + But if they grow conceited of themselves, + And be fine Gentlemen, have no mercy, + Publish them to the World, 'twill do them good + When they shall see their follies understood, + Go bear these Letters to my servant, + And bid him make haste, I will dress my self, + In all the Journey-Cloaths I us'd before, + Not to ride, but to make the Laughter more. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Gentleman, _and_ Jaques. + + _Gent._ Is all packt up? + + _Ja._ All, all Sir, there is no tumbler + Runs through his hoop with more dexterity, + Then I about this business: 'Tis a day, + That I have long long'd to see. + + _Gent._ Come, Where's my Spurs? + + _Ja._ Here, Sir, and now 'tis come. + + _Gent._ I, _Jaques_, now, + I thank my fates, I can command my Wife. + + _Ja._ I am glad to see it, Sir. + + _Gent._ I do not love alwayes, + To be made a puppie, _Jaques_. + + _Ja._ But, yet me thinks your Worship does not look, + Right like a Countrey Gentleman. + + _Gent._ I will, give me my t'other hat. + + _Ja._ Here. + + _Gent._ So, my Jerkin. + + _Ja._ Yes, Sir. + + _Gent._ On with it _Jaques_, thou and I + Will live so finely in the Countrey, _Jaques_, + And have such pleasant walks into the Woods + A mornings, and then bring home riding-rods, + And walking staves-- + + _Ja._ And I will bear them, Sir, + And Skurdge-sticks for the children. + + _Gent._ So thou shalt, + And thou shalt do all, over-see my Work-folkes, + And at the weeks end pay them all their wages. + + _Ja._ I will, Sir, so your Worship give me Money. + + _Gent._ Thou shalt receive all too: give me my Drawers. + + _Ja._ They are ready, Sir. + + _Gent._ And I will make thy Mistriss, + My wife, look to her landrie, and her dairy, + That we may have our linnen clean on Sundayes. + + _Ja._ And Holy-dayes. + + _Gent._ I, and ere we walk about the Grounds + Provide our break-fast, + Or she shall smoke, I'll have her a good huswife; + She shall not make a voyage to her Sisters, + But she shall live at home, + And feed her pullen fat, and see her Maides + In bed before her, and lock all the doors. + + _Ja._ Why that will be a life for Kings and Queens. + + _Gen._ Give me my Scarfe with the great Button quickly. + + _Ja._ 'Tis done, Sir. + + _Gen._ Now my Mittens. + + _Ja._ Here they are, Sir. + + _Gen._ 'Tis well: now my great dagger. + + _Ja._ There. + + _Gen._ Why so; thus it should be, now my riding rod. + + _Ja._ There's nothing wanting, Sir. + + _Gen._ Another, man, to stick under my girdle. + + _Ja._ There it is. + + _Gent._ All is well. + + _Ja._ Why now methinks your Worship looks + Like to your self, a Man of means and credit, + So did your grave and famous Ancestors, + Ride up and down to Fairs, and cheapen cattel. + + _Gent._ Goe, hasten your Mistriss, Sirra. + + _Ja._ It shall be done. [_Ex._ Jaques. + + _Enter_ Servant _and_ Page. + + _Ser._ Who's that? who's that Boy? + + _Page._ I think it be my Master. + + _Ser._ Who, he that walkes in gray, whisking his riding rod? + + _Pag._ Yes, Sir, 'tis he. + + _Ser._ 'Tis he indeed; he is prepar'd + For his new journey; when I wink upon you, + Run out and tell the Gentleman 'tis time-- + _Monsieur_ good day. + + _Gen._ _Monsieur_, your Mistriss is within, but yet not ready. + + _Ser._ My business is with you, Sir; 'tis reported, + I know not whether by some enemy + Maliciously, that envies your great hopes, + And would be ready to sow discontents + Betwixt his Majesty, and you, or truely, + Which on my faith I would be sorry for, + That you intend to leave the Court in haste. + + _Gen._ Faith, Sir, within this half hour. _Jaques_? + + _Jaques within:_ Sir? + + _Gent._ Is my Wife ready? + + _Ja._ Presently. + + _Ser._ But Sir, + I needs must tell you, as I am your friend, + You should have ta'en your journey privater, + For 'tis already blaz'd about the Court. + + _Gen._ Why Sir, I hope it is no Treason, is it? + + _Ser._ 'Tis true, Sir, but 'tis grown the common talk, + There's no discovery else held, and in the presence + All the Nobility and Gentry, + Have nothing in their mouths but only this, + _Monsieur Marine_, that noble Gentleman, + Is now departing hence: every Mans face + Looks ghastly on his fellows; such a sadness + (Before this day) I ne'er beheld in Court, + Mens hearts begin to fail them when they hear it, + In expectation of the great event + That needs must follow it, pray Heaven it be good! + + _Gen._ Why, I had rather all their hearts should fail, + Than I stay here until my purse fail me. + + _Ser._ But yet you are a Subject, and beware, + I charge you by the love I bear to you, + How you do venture rashly on a course, + To make your Sovereign jealous of your deeds, + For Princes jealousies, where they love most, + Are easily found, but they be hardly lost. + + _Gen._ Come, these are tricks, I smell 'em, I will goe. + + _Ser._ Have I not still profest my self your friend? + + _Gen._ Yes, but you never shewd it to me yet. + + _Ser._ But now I will, because I see you wise, + And give ye thus much light into a business, + That came to me but now, be resolute, + Stand stifly to it that you will depart, + And presently. + + _Gen._ Why so I mean to doe. + + _Ser._ And by this light you may be what you will; + Will you be secret, Sir? + + _Gen._ Why? What's the matter? + + _Ser._ The King does fear you. + + _Gent._ How? + + _Ser._ And is now in Counsel; + + _Gent._ About me? + + _Ser._ About you, and you be wise, + You'll find he's in Counsel about you: + His Counsellors have told him all the truth. + + _Gent._ What truth? + + _Ser._ Why, that which now he knows too well. + + _Gent._ What is't? + + _Ser._ That you have followed him seven years, + With a great train: and though he have not grac't you, + Yet you have div'd into the hearts of thousands, + With liberality and noble carriage; + And if you should depart home unprefer'd, + All discontented, and seditious spirits + Would flock to you, and thrust you into action: + With whose help, and your Tenants, who doth not know + (If you were so dispos'd:) + How great a part of this yet fertile peaceful Realm of _France_ + You might make desolate? but when the King + Heard this-- + + _Gent._ What said he? + + _Ser._ Nothing, but shook, + As never Christian Prince did shake before. + And to be short, you may be what you will + But be not ambitious Sir, sit down + With moderate honors, least you make your self + More fear'd. + + _Gent._ I know, Sir, what I have to doe + In mine own business. + + _Enter_ Longavile. + + _Long._ Where's _Monsieur Mount Marine_? + + _Ser._ Why there he stands, will you ought with him? + + _Long._ Yes: Good day _Monsieur Marine_. + + _Gent._ Good day to you. + + _Long._ His Majesty doth commend himself, + Most kindly to you Sir, and hath, by me, + Sent you this favor: kneel down, rise a Knight. + + _Gent._ I thank his Majesty. + + _Long._ And he doth further request you, + Not to leave the Court so soon, + For though your former merits have been slighted, + After this time there shall no Office fall; + Worthy your spirit, as he doth confess + There's none so great, but you shall surely have it. + + _Ser._ Do you hear? if you yield yet you are an ass. + + _Gent._ I'll shew my service to his Majesty + In greater things than these, but for this small one + I must intreat his Highness to excuse me. + + _Long._ I'll bear your Knightly words unto the King, + And bring his Princely answer back again. [_Exit_ Long. + + _Ser._ Well said, be resolute a while, I know + There is a tide of honors coming on. + I warrant you. + + _Enter_ Bewford. + + _Bew._ Where is this new made Knight? + + _Gent._ Here, Sir. + + _Bew._ Let me enfold you in my arms, + Then call you Lord, the King will have it so, + Who doth entreat your Lordship to remember + His Message sent to you by _Longavile_. + + _Ser._ If ye be durty, and dare not mount aloft; + You may yield now, I know what I would do. + + _Gent._ Peace, I will fit him; tell his Majesty + I am a Subject, and I do confess + I serve a gracious Prince, that thus hath heapt + Honors on me without desert, but yet + As for the Message, business urgeth me, + I must be gone, and he must pardon me, + Were he ten thousand Kings and Emperors. + + _Bew._ I'll tell him so. + + _Ser._ Why, this was like your self. + + _Bew._ As he hath wrought him, 'tis the finest fellow + That e're was Christmas Lord, he carries it + So truely to the life, as though he were + One of the plot to gull himself. [_Exit_ Bewf. + + _Ser._ Why so, you sent the wisest and the shrewdest answer + Unto the King, I swear, my honored friend, + That ever any Subject sent his Liege. + + _Gent._ Nay now I know I have him on the hip, + I'll follow it. + + _Enter_ Longavile. + + _Long._ My honorable Lord, + Give me your noble hand right courteous Peer, + And from henceforth be a courtly Earl; + The King so wills, and Subjects must obey: + Only he doth desire you to consider + Of his request. + + _Ser._ Why faith you'r well my Lord, yield to him. + + _Gent._ Yield? why 'twas my plot. + + _Ser._ Nay, 'twas your Wives plot. + + _Gent._ To get preferment by it, + And thinks he now to pop me i'th' mouth + But with an Earldome? I'll be one step higher. + + _Ser._ 'Tis the finest Lord, I am afraid anon + He will stand upon't to share the Kingdom with him. + + _Enter_ Bewford. + + _Bew._ Where's this Courtly Earl? + His Majesty commends his love unto you; + And will you but now grant to his request, + He bids you be a Duke, and chuse of whence. + + _Ser._ Why if you yield not now, you are undone, + What can you wish to have more, but the Kingdom? + + _Gent._ So please his Majesty, I would be D. of _Burgundy_, + Because I like the place. + + _Bew._ I know the King is pleas'd. + + _Gent._ Then will I stay and kiss his Highness hand. + + _Bew._ His Majesty will be a glad man when he hears it. + + _Lon._ But how shall we keep this from the world's ear, + That some one tell him not, he is no Duke? + + _Ser._ Wee'l think of that anon. + Why Gentlemen, Is this a gracious habit for a Duke? + Each gentle body set a finger to + To pluck the clouds of this his riding weeds + From off the orient Sun of his best cloaths; + I'll pluck one Boot and spur off. + + _Long._ I another. + + _Bew._ I'll pluck his Jerkin off. + + _Ser._ Sit down my Lord; + Both his spurs off at once good _Longavile_, + And _Bewford_, take that Scarfe off, and that Hat, + Doth not become his largely sprouting fore-head. + Now set your gracious foot to this of mine, + One pluck will do it, so, off with the other. + + _Lon._ Loe, thus your servant _Longavile_ doth pluck + The trophy of your former gentry off. + Off with his Jerkin _Bewford._ + + _Ser._ Didst thou never see + A nimble footed Taylor stand so in his stockings, + Whilst some friend help'd to pluck his Jerkin off, + To dance a Jigg? + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Lon._ Here's his man _Jaques_ come, + Booted and ready still. + + _Jaq._ My Mistriss stayes; + Why how now Sir? What do's your Worship mean, + To pluck your grave and thrifty habit off. + + _Gent._ My slippers, _Jaques_. + + _Lon._ O thou mighty Duke, + Pardon this Man, + That thus hath trespassed in ignorance. + + _Gent._ I pardon him. + + _Lon._ His Graces slippers, _Jaques_. + + _Ja._ Why what's the matter? + + _Lon._ Foot-man, he's a Duke: + The King hath rais'd him above all his Land. + + _Ja._ I'll to his Cozen presently, and tell him so; + O what a dung-hill Countrey rogue was I. [_Exit_ Jaques. + + _Enter_ Wife. + + _Ser._ See, see, my Mistriss. + + _Lon._ Let's observe their greeting. + + _Wife._ Unto your will, as every good Wife ought, + I have turn'd all my thoughts, and now am ready. + + _Gent._ O Wife, I am not worthy to kiss the least + Of all thy toes, much less thy Thumb, + Which yet I would be bold with; all thy counsel + Hath been to me Angelical, but mine to thee + Hath been most dirty, like my mind: + Dear Duchess I must stay. + + _Wife._ What are you mad, to make me + Dress, and undress, turn and wind me, + Because you find me plyant? said I not + The whole world should not alter me, if once + I were resolv'd? and now you call me Duchess: + Why what's the matter? + + _Gent._ Loe a Knight doth kneel. + + _Wife._ A Knight? + + _Gent._ A Lord. + + _Wife._ A Fool. + + _Gent._ I say doth kneel an Earl, a Duke. + + _Long._ In Drawers. + + _Bew._ Without shoes. + + _Wife._ Sure you [are] lunatick. + + _Ser._ No, honoured Duchess, + If you dare but believe your servants truth, + I know he is a Duke. + + _Long._ God save his Grace. + + _Wife._ I ask your Graces pardon. + + _Gent._ Then I rise, + And here, in token that all strife shall end, + 'Twixt thee and me, I let my drawers fall, + And to thy hands I do deliver them: + Which signifies, that in all acts and speeches, + From this time forth, my Wife shall wear the breeches. + + _Ser._ An honorable composition. [_Exeunt omnes._ + + + + + _Actus Tertius. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Cozen, _and_ Jaques. + + _Coz._ Shall I believe thee, _Jaques_? + + _Ja._ Sir you may. + + _Coz._ Didst thou not dreame? + + _Ja._ I did not. + + _Coz._ Nor imagine? + + _Ja._ Neither of both: I saw him great and mighty, + I saw the _Monsieurs_ bow, and heard them cry, + Good health and fortune to my Lord the Duke. + + _Coz._ A Duke art sure? a Duke? + + _Ja._ I am sure a Duke, + And so sure, as I know my self for _Jaques_. + + _Coz._ Yet the Sun may dazel; _Jaques_, Was it not + Some leane Commander of an angry Block-house + To keep the Fleemish Eele-boats from invasion, + Or some bold Baron able to dispend + His fifty pounds a year, and meet the foe + Upon the Kings command, in gilded canvas, + And do his deeds of worth? or was it not + Some place of gain, as Clerk to the great Band + Of maribones, that people call the _Switzers_? + Men made of Beufe, and Sarcenet? + + _Ja._ Is a Duke his chamber hung with Nobles like a presence? + + _Coz._ I am something wavering in my faith; + Would you would settle me, and swear 'tis so, + Is he a Duke indeed? + + _Ja._ I swear he is. + + _Coz._ I am satisfied, he is my Kinsman. _Jaques_, + And I his poor unworthy Cozen. + + _Ja._ True, Sir. + + _Coz._ I might have been a Duke too, I had means, + A wife as fair as his, and as wise as his; + And could have brookt the Court as well as his, + And laid about her for her husbands honor: + O _Jaques_, had I ever dreamt of this, + I had prevented him. + + _Ja._ Faith Sir it came + Above our expectation, we were wise + Only in seeking to undoe this honor, + Which shewed our dung-hill breeding and our durt. + + _Coz._ But tell me _Jaques_, + Why could we not perceive? what dull Divel + Wrought us to cross this noble course, perswading + 'Twould be his overthrow? 'fore me a Courtier + Is he that knows all, _Jaques_, and does all, + 'Tis as his noble Grace hath often said, + And very wisely, _Jaques_, we are fools, + And understand just nothing. + + _Ja._ I, as we were, I confess it. + But rising with our great Master, + We shall be call'd to knowledge with our places, + 'Tis nothing to be wise, not thus much there, + There's not the least of the billet dealers, + Nor any of the Pastry, or the Kitchin, + But have it in measure delicate. + + _Coz._ Methinks this greatness of the Dukes my Cozens, + (I ask you mercy, _Jaques_, that near name + Is too familiar for me) should give promise + Of some great benefits to his attendants. + + _Ja._ I have a suit my self, and it is sure, + Or I mistake my ends much. + + _Coz._ What is't _Jaques_, + May I not crave the place? + + _Ja._ Yes, Sir, you shall, + 'Tis to be but his Graces Secretary, + Which is my little all, and my ambition, + Till my known worth shall take me by the hand, + And set me higher; how the fates may do + In this poor thread of life, is yet uncertain; + I was not born I take it for a Trencher, + Nor to espouse my Mistriss Dairy-maid. + + _Couz._ I am resolv'd my Wife shall up to Court; + I'll furnish her, that is a speeding course, + And cannot chuse but breed a mighty fortune; + What a fine youth was I, to let him start, + And get the rise before me! I'll dispatch, + And put my self in Moneys. + + _Ja._ Mass 'tis true, + And now you talke of Money; Sir, my business + For taking those Crowns must be dispatcht: + This little plot in the Countrey lies most fit + To do his Grace such serviceable uses, + I must about it. + + _Couz._ Yet, before you goe, + Give me your hand, and bear my humble service + To the great Duke your Master, and his Duchess, + And live your self in favor: say my Wife + Shall there attend them shortly, so farewell. + + _Ja._ I'll see you mounted, Sir. + + _Couz._ It may not be, + Your place is far above it, spare your self, + And know I am your servant, fare ye well. [_Exit Couzen._ + + _Ja._ Sir I shall rest to be commanded by you, + This place of Secretary will not content me, + I must be more and greater: let me see; + To be a Baron is no such great matter + As people take it: for say I were a Count, + I am still an under-person to this Duke, + Which methinks sounds but harshly: but a Duke? + O I am strangely taken, 'tis a Duke + Or nothing, I'll advise upon't, and see + What may be done by wit and industry. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Wife, Longoveil, Bewford, Servants. + + _Wife._ It must be carried closely with a care + That no man speak unto him, or come near him, + Without our private knowledge, or be made + Afore-hand to our practice: + My good husband, + I shall entreat you now to stay a while, + And prove a noble coxcomb. + Gentlemen, + Your counsel and advice about this carriage. + + _Ser._ Alas good man, I do begin to mourn + His dire Massacre: what a persecution + Is pouring down upon him! sure he is sinful. + + _Long._ Let him be kept in's chamber under shew + Of state and dignity, and no man suffer'd + To see his noble face, or have access, + But we that are Conspirators. + + _Bew._ Or else down with him into the Countrey amongst his Tenants, + There he may live far longer in his greatness, + And play the fool in pomp amongst his fellows. + + _Wife._ No, he shall play the fool in the City, and stay, + I will not lose the greatness of this jest, + That shall be given to my wit, for the whole Revenues. + + _Ser._ Then thus wee'll have a guard about his person, + That no man come too near him, and our selves + Alwayes in company; have him into the City + To see his face swell; whilst, in divers corners, + Some of our own appointing shall be ready + To cry heaven bless your Grace, long live your Grace. + + _Wife._ Servant, your counsel's excellent good, + And shall be follow'd, 'twill be rarely strange + To see him stated thus, as though he went + A shroving through the City, or intended + To set up some new [stake]: + I shall not hold + From open laughter, when I hear him cry, + Come hither my sweet Duchess: let me kiss + Thy gracious lips: for this will be his phrases? + I fear me nothing but his legs will break + Under his mighty weight of such a greatness. + + _Bew._ Now me thinks dearest Lady you are too cruel; + His very heart will freeze in knowing this. + + _Wife._ No, no, the man was never of such deepness, + To make conceit his Master: Sir, I'll assure ye + He will out-live twenty such pageants. + Were he but my Cozen, or my Brother, + And such a desperate killer of his fortune, + In this belief he should dye, though it cost me + A thousand Crowns a day to hold it up; + Or were I not known his wife, and so to have + An equal feeling of this ill he suffers, + He should be thus till all the Boyes i'th' Town + Made sute to weare his badges in their hats, + And walk before his Grace with sticks and nose-gayes, + We Married Women hold-- + + _Ser._ 'Tis well, no more. + The Duke is entring, set you[r] faces right, + And bow like Countrey Prologues: here he comes. + Make room afore, the Duke is entring. + + _Enter Duke._ + + _Long._ The choisest fortunes wait upon our Duke. + + _Ser._ And give him all content and happiness. + + _Bew._ Let his great name live to the end of time. + + _Duke._ We thank you, and are pleas'd to give you notice + We shall at fitter times wait on your Loves, + Till when, be near Us. + + _Longv._ 'Tis a valiant purge, and works extreamly; + 'Thas delivered him + Of all Right worshipful and gentle humors, + And left his belly full of nobleness. + + _Du._ It pleased the King my Master, + For sundry vertues not unknown to him, + And the all-seeing state, to lend his hand, + And raise me to this Eminence, how this + May seem to other Men, or stir the minds + Of such as are my fellow Peers, I know not, + I would desire their loves in just designs. + + _Wife._ Now by my faith he does well, very well: + Beshrew my heart I have not seen a better, + Of a raw fellow, that before this day + Never rehearst his state: 'tis marvellous well. + + _Ser._ Is he not Duke indeed, see how he looks + As if his spirit were a last, or two + Above his veins, and stretcht his noble hide. + + _Long._ Hee's high-brac't like a Drum, pray God he break not. + + _Bew._ Why let him break, there's but a Calves-skin lost. + + _Long._ May it please your Grace to see the City, + 'Twill be to the minds and much contentment + Of the doubtful people. + + _Du._ I am determin'd so, till my return + I leave my honour'd Dutchess to her chamber. + Be careful of your health, I pray you be so. + + _Ser._ Your Grace shall suffer us your humble servants + To give attendance, fit so great a person + Upon your body. + + _Du._ I am pleased so. + + _Long._ Away good _Bewford_, raise a guard sufficient + To keep him from the reach of Tongues, be quick; + And do you hear, remember how the streets + Must be dispos'd with, for cries, and salutations. + Your Grace determines not to see the King-- + + _Du._ Not yet, I shall be ready ten dayes hence + To kiss his Highness hand, and give him thanks, + As it is fit I should for his great bounty. + Set forward Gentlemen. + + _Groom._ Room for the Duke there. [_Exeunt Duke and Train._ + + _Wife._ 'Tis fit he should have room to shew his mightiness, + He swells so with his poyson, + 'Tis better to reclaim ye thus, than make + A sheeps-head of you, It had been but your due; + But I have mercy Sir, and mean to reclaim you + By a directer course. + That Woman is not worthy of a Soul + That has the sovereign power to rule her husband, + And gives her title up, so long provided + As there be fair play, and his state not wrong'd. + + _Enter_ Shattillion. + + _Shat._ I would be glad to know whence this new Duke springs, + The people buz abroad; or by what title + He receiv'd his dignity, 'tis very strange + There should be such close jugling in the State, + But I am ty'd to silence, yet a day + May come, and soon to perfect all these doubts. + + _Wife._ It is the mad _Shattillion_ by my Soul, + I suffer much for this poor Gentleman; + I'll speak to him, may be he yet knows me. + _Monsieur Shattilion._ + + _Shat._ Can you give me reason from whence + This great Duke sprang that walks abroad? + + _Wife._ Even from the King himself. + + _Shot._ As you are a Woman, I think you may be cover'd? + Yet your prayer would do no harm good Woman. + + _Wife._ God preserve him. + + _Enter_ Shattillions _Love_. + + _Shat._ I say Amen, and so say all good Subjects. + + _Love._ Lady, as ever you have lov'd, or shall, + As you have hope of heaven lend your hand, + And wit, to draw this poor distracted man + Under your roofe, from the broad eyes of people, + And wonder of the streets. + + _Wife._ With all my heart; + My feeling of his grief and loss is much. + + _Love._ Sir, now you are come so near the prison, will ye + Goe in, and visit your fair Love: poor soul + She would be glad to see you. + + _Shat._ This same Duke is but + Apocryphal, there's no creation + That can stand where titles are not right. + + _Lov._ 'Tis true, Sir. + + _Shat._ That is another draught upon my life; + Let me examine well the words I spake. + The words I spake were, that this novel Duke + Is not o'th' true making, 'tis to me most certain. + + _Wife._ You are as right, Sir, as you went by line. + + _Shat._ And to the grief of many thousands more. + + _Wife._ If there be any such, God comfort them. + + _Shat._ Whose mouths may open when the time shall please; + I'm betray'd, commend me to the King, + And tell him I am sound, and crave but justice; + You shall not need to have your guard upon me, + Which I am sure are plac'd for my attachment; + Lead on; I'm obedient to my bonds. + + _Lov._ Good Sir be not displeased with us; + We are but servants to his Highness will, + To make that good. + + _Shat._ I do forgive you even with my heart; + Shall I entreat a favor? + + _Wife._ Any thing. + + _Shat._ To see my love before that fatal stroak, + And publish to the world my christian death, + And true obedience to the Crown of _France_. + + _Lov._ I hope it shall not need Sir, for there is mercy + As well as Justice in his Royal heart. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter three Gentlemen._ + + _1 Gent._ Every man take his corner, here am I, + You there, and you in that place, so be perfect, + Have a great care your cries be loud; and faces + Full of dejected fear and humbleness. + He comes. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Ja._ Fye, how these streets are charg'd and swell'd + With these same rascally people! give more room, + Or I shall have occasion to distribute + A martial almes amongst you; as I am a Gentleman + I have not seen such rude disorder, + They follow him like a prize, there's no true gaper + Like to your Citizen, he will be sure + The Beares shall not pass by his door in peace, + But he and all his family will follow. + Room there afore: Sound: + + _Enter Duke and his company._ + + _Ja._ Give room, and keep your places, + you may see enough; keep your places. + + _Long._ These people are too far unmanner'd, thus + To stop your Graces way with multitudes. + + _Du._ Rebuke them not, good _Monsieur_, 'tis their loves + Which I will answer, if it please my stars + To spare me life and health. + + _2 Gen._ Bless your Grace. + + _Du._ And you with all my heart. + + _1 Gen._ Now heaven preserve your happy dayes: + + _Du._ I thank you too. + + _3. Gen._ Now Heaven save your Grace; + + _Du._ I thank you all. + + _Bew._ On there before. + + _Du._ Stand Gentlemen, stay yet a while. + For I am minded to impart my love + To these good people, and my friends, + Whose love and prayers for my greatness, + Are equal in abundance, note me well, + And with my words; my heart? for as the Tree-- + + _Long._ Your Grace had best beware, 'twill be inform'd + Your greatness with the people. + + _Duke._ I had more, + My honest, and ingenious people.--But + The weight of business hath prevented me. + I am call'd from you: but this tree I spake of + Shall bring forth fruit, I hope, to your content, + And so I share my bowels amongst you all. + + _Omnes._ A noble Duke, a very noble Duke. + + _Enter a Gentleman._ + + _Ser._ Afore there Gentlemen. + + _Gen._ You'r faithfully met good _Monsieur Mount Marine_. + + _Ser._ Be advis'd, the time is alter'd. + + _Gen._ Is he not the same man he was afore? + + _Duke._ Still the same man to you, Sir. + + _Long._ You have received mighty Grace, be thankful. + + _Gen._ Let me not dye in ignorance; + + _Long._ You shall not. + Then know, the King out of his love, hath pleas'd + To stile him Duke of _Burgundy_. + + _Gen._ O great Duke, + Thus low, I plead for pardon, and desire + To be enrol'd amongst your poorest slaves. + + _Du._ Sir, you have mercy, and withal my hand, + From henceforth let me call you one of mine. + + _Ser._ Make room afore there, and dismiss the people. + + _Du._ Every Man to his house in peace and quiet. + + _Peop._ Now heaven preserve the Duke, heaven bless the Duke. + [_Exeunt Omnes._ + + _Enter Wife._ + + _Wife._ This Letter came this morn from my Cosin + To the great Lady, high and mighty Duchess + Of _Burgundy_, be these delivered. Oh, + For a stronger lace to keep my breath + That I may laugh the nine days till the wonder + Fall to an ebb: the high and mighty Duchess? + The high and mighty God? what a stile is this! + Methinks it goes like a Duchy lope-man, + A ladder of 100 rounds will fail + To reach the top on't: well my gentle Cosin + I know by these contents, your itch of honor; + You must to the Court you say, and very shortly: + You shall be welcome; and if your wife have wit + I'll put her in a thriving course, if not + Her own sin on her own head, not a blot + Shall stain my reputation, only this + I must for healths sake sometimes make an ass + Of the tame moil my Husband; 'twill do him good, + And give him fresher brains, Me fresher bloud. + Now for the noble Duke, I hear him coming. + + _Enter Duke, his train._ + + Your Grace is well return'd. + + _Duke._ As well as may be: + Never in younger health, never more able: + I mean to be your bed-fellow this night, + Let me have good encounter. + + _Bew._ Bless me heaven + What a hot meat this greatness is! + + _Long._ It may be so, + For I'll be sworn he hath not got a snap + This two months on my knowledge, or her woman + Is damn'd for swearing it. + + _Duke._ I thank you Gentlemen for your attendance + And also your great pains, pray know my Lodgings + Better and oftner, do so Gentlemen. + Now by my honor, as I am a Prince, + I speak sincerely, know my lodgings better, + And be not strangers, I shall see your service + And your deservings, when you least expect. + + _Om._ We humbly thank your grace for this great favor. + + _Du._ _Jaques?_ + + _Jaq._ Your Grace. + + _Du._ Be ready for the Countrey, + And let my Tenants know the Kings great love: + Say I would see them, but the weight at Court + Lies heavy on my shoulders: let them know + I do expect their duties in attendance + Against the next feast, wait for my coming + To take up Post-horse, and be full of speed. [_Exit_ Jaq. + + _Wife._ I would desire your Grace-- + + _Du._ You shall desire, and have your + Full desire: sweet Duchess speak. + + _Wife._ To have some conference with a Gentleman + That seems not altogether void of reason. + He talks of Titles, and things near the Crown, + And knowing none so fit as your [good] Grace, + To give the difference in such points of State-- + + _Du._ What is he? if he be noble, or have any part + That's worthy our converse, we do accept him. + + _Wife._ I can assure your Grace, his strain is noble, + But he's very subtle. + + _Duke._ Let him be so. + Let him have all the brains, I shall demonstrate + How this most Christian Crown of _France_ can bear + No other shew of Title than the Kings. + I will go in and meditate for half an hour, + And then be ready for him presently, + I will convert him quickly, or confound him. + + _Serv._ Is mad _Shattillion_ here? + + _Wife._ Is here, and's Lady, + I prethee servant fetch him hither. + + _Serv._ Why, what do you mean to put him to? + + _Wife._ To chat with the mad lad my Husband; + 'Twill be brave to hear them speak, babble, + Stare, and prate. + + _Bew._ But what shall be the end of all this, Lady? + + _Enter_ Shattillion _and Lady_. + + _Wife._ Leave that to me, now for the grand dispute, + For see, here comes _Shattillion_: as I live, methinks + All _France_ should bear part of his griefs. + + _Long._ I'll fetch my Lord the Duke. + + _Shat._ Where am I now, or whether will you lead me? + To my death? I crave my priviledge, + I must not dye, but by just course of Law. + + _Serv._ His Majesty hath sent by me your pardon, + He meant not you should dye; but would intreat you + To lay the full state of your Title open, + Unto a grave and Noble Gentleman. + + _Enter_ Duke _and_ Longovile. + + The Duke of _Burgundy_ who here doth come, + Who, either by his wisdom will confute you, + Or else inform and satisfie the King. + + _Bew._ May't please your grace, this is the Gentleman. + + _Duke._ Is this he that chops Logick with my Liege? + + _Shat._ D'ye mock me? you are great, the time will come, + When you shall be as much contemn'd as I, + Where are the antient compliments of _France_, + The upstarts brave the Princes of the bloud? + + _Duke._ Your Title Sir, in short. + + _Shat._ He must Sir, + Be a better States-man than your self, that can + Trip me in any thing, I will not speak + Before these witnesses. + + _Duke._ Depart the room, for none shall stay, + No, not my dearest Duchess. + + _Wife._ We'll stand behind the Arras and hear all. [_Exeunt._ + + _Duke._ In that chair take your place, I in this, + Discourse your Title now. + + _Shat._ Sir, you shall know, + My Loves true Title, mine by Marriage, + Setting aside the first race of _French_ Kings, + Which will not here concern us, as _Pharamond_, + With _Clodian_, _Meroveus_, and _Chilperick_, + And to come down unto the second Race, + Which we will likewise slip-- + + _Duke._ But take me with you. + + _Shat._ I pray you give me leave, of _Martel Charles_, + The Father of King _Pippin_, who was, Sire + To _Charles_ the Great, and famous _Charlemain_. + And to come to the third Race of _French_ Kings, + Which will not be greatly pertinent in this cause, + Betwixt the King and me, of which you know + _HUGH CAPET_ was the first, + Next his Son _Robert_, _Henry_ then, and _Philip_ + With _Lewis_, and his Son a _Lewis_ too, + And of that name the Seventh, but all this + Springs from a Female, as it shall appear. + + _Duke._ Now give me leave, I grant you this your Title + At the first sight, carries some shew of truth; + But if ye weigh it well, ye shall find light. + Is not his Majesty possest in peace, + And justice executed in his name, + And can you think the most Christian King + Would do this if he saw not reason for it? + + _Shat._ But had not the Tenth _Lewis_ a sole Daughter? + + _Duke._ I cannot tell. + + _Shat._ But answer me directly. + + _Duke._ It is a most seditious question. + + _Shat._ Is this your justice? + + _Duke._ I stand for my King. + + _Shat._ Was ever Heir-apparant thus abus'd? + I'll have your head for this. + + _Duke._ Why, do your worst. + + _Shat._ Will no one stir to apprehend this Traitor? + A guard about my person, will none come? + Must my own royal hands perform the deed? + Then thus I do arrest you. + + _Duke._ Treason, help. + + _Enter Wife_, Long. Bew. _and Serv._ + + _Wife._ Help, help, my Lord and Husband. + + _Duke._ Help the Duke. + + _Long._ Forbear his grace's person. + + _Shat._ Forbear you to touch him that + Your Heir-apparent weds, + But by this hand, I will have all your heads. [_Exit._ + + _Serv._ How doth your Grace? + + _Duke._ Why? well. + + _Serv._ How do you find his Title? + + _Duke._ 'Tis a dangerous one, + As can come by a female. + + _Serv._ I, 'tis true, + But the Law _Salique_ cuts him off from all. + + _Long._ I do beseech your Grace, how stands his Title? + + _Duke._ Pew, nothing; the Law _Salique_ cuts him off from all. + + _Wife._ My gracious Husband, you must now prepare, + In all your Graces pomp to entertain + Your Cosin, who is now a convertite, + And follows here, this night he will be here. + + _Duke._ Be ready all in haste, I do intend, + To shew before my Cosin's wondring face, + The greatness of my pomp, and of my place. [_Exeunt omnes._ + + + + + _Actus Quartus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter Cosin and his Wife._ + + _Cos._ Sirrah, is all things carried to the Tailor? + The measure, and the fashion of the Gown, + With the best trim? + + _Man._ Yes Sir, and 'twill be ready within this two days. + + _Cos._ For my self I care not, + I have a suit or two of antient Velvet; + Which with some small correcting and addition, + May steal into the presence. + + _Wife._ Would my Gown were ready; Husband, I'll lay my life, + To make you something e'r to morrow night. + + _Cos._ It must not be + Before we see the Duke, and have advice, + How to behave our selves: lets in the while, + And keep our selves from knowledge, till time shall call us. + + _Enter_ Long. _and_ Bew. + + _Long._ I much admire the fierce _masculine_ spirit, + Of this dread _Amazon_. + + _Bew._ This following night I'll have a wench in solace. + + _Long._ Sir, I hear you, + And will be with you if I live, no more. + + _Enter_ Maria. + + _Ma._ My Lady would intreat your presence, Gentlemen. + + _Bew._ We will obey your Lady, she is worthy. + + _Long._ You, light alone, a word, or two. + + _Ma._ Your Will, Sir. + + _Long._ Hark in your ear; wilt thou be married? speak, wilt thou + marry? + + _Ma._ Married? to whom Sir? + + _Long._ To a proper fellow, landed, and able bodied. + + _Ma._ Why do you flout me, Sir? + + _Long._ I swear I do not; I love thee for thy Ladies sake, be free? + + _Ma._ If I could meet such matches as you speak of, + I were a very child to lose my time, Sir. + + _Long._ What saist thou to Monsieur _Bewford_? + + _Ma._ Sir, I say he's a proper Gentleman, and far + Above my means to look at. + + _Long._ Dost thou like him? + + _Ma._ Yes Sir, and ever did. + + _Long._ He is thine own. + + _Ma._ You are too great in promises. + + _Long._ Be rul'd, and follow my advice, he shall be thine. + + _Ma._ Would you would make it good, Sir. + + _Long._ Do but thus, + Get thee a cushion underneath thy cloaths, + And leave the rest to me. + + _Ma._ I'll be your scholar, + I cannot lose much by the venture sure. + + _Long._ Thou wilt lose a pretty maidenhead, my rogue, + Or I am much o'th' bow hand, you'll remember + If all this take effect, who did it for you, + And what I may deserve for such a kindness. + + _Ma._ Yours Sir. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Jaques _and_ Shattillion _severally_. + + _Jaq._ Save ye Sir. + + _Shat._ Save the King. + + _Jaq._ I pray you Sir, which is the nearest way. + + _Shat._ Save the King, this is the nearest way. + + _Jaq._ Which is the nearest way to the Post-house? + + _Shat._ God save the King and his Post-house. + + _Jaq._ I pray Sir direct me to the house. + + _Shat._ Heaven save the King, you cannot catch me, Sir. + + _Jaq._ I do not understand you, Sir. + + _Shat._ You do not, I say you cannot catch me, Sir. + + _Jaq._ Not catch you, Sir? + + _Shat._ No Sir, nor can the King, + With all his stratagems, and his forced tricks, + Although he put his Nobles in disguise; + Never so oft to sift into my words, + By course of Law, lay hold upon my life. + + _Jaq._ It is business that my Lord the Duke + Is by the King imployed in, and he thinks + I am acquainted with it. + + _Shat._ I shall not need to rip the cause up, + From the first, to you, + But if his Majesty had suffer'd me + To marry her, though she be after him, + The right heir general to the Crown of _France_. + I would not have convey'd her into _Spain_, + As it was thought, nor would I e'er have joyn'd, + With the reformed Churches, to make them, + Stand for my cause. + + _Jaq._ I do not think you would. + + _Shat._ I thank you Sir, + And since I see you are a favourer + Of virtues, kept in bondage; + Tell directly to my soveraign King, + For so I will acknowledge him for ever, + How you have found my staid affections + Setled for peace, and for the present state. + + _Jaq._ Why Sir? + + _Shat._ And good Sir, tell him further this, + That notwithstanding all suggestions + Brought to him against me, and all his suspitions, + Which are innumerable to my treasons, + If he will warrant me but publique trial, + I'll freely yeild my self into his hands; + Can he have more than this? + + _Jaq._ No by my troth. + + _Shat._ I would his Majesty would hear but reason, + As well as you. + + _Jaq._ But Sir, you do mistake me, + For I never saw the King. + In all my life but once, therefore good Sir, + May it please you to shew me which is the Post-house. + + _Sha._ I cry you mercy, Sir, then you are my friend. + + _Jaq._ Yes Sir. + + _Sha._ And such men are very rare with me, + The Post-house is hard by, farewel; + + _Jaq._ I thank you, Sir, I must ride hard to night, + And it is dark already. + + _Sha._ I am cruel, to send this man directly to his death + That is my friend, and I might easily save him, + He shall not dye, come back, my friend, come back. + + _Jaq._ What is your Will? + + _Sha._ Do you not know? + + _Jaq._ Not I. + + _Sha._ And do you gather nothing by my face? + + _Jaq._ No Sir. + + _Sha._ Virtue is ever innocent, + Lay not the fault on me, I grieve for you, + And wish that all my tears might win your safety. + + _Jaq._ Why Sir? + + _Sha._ Alas good friend you are undone, + The more ill fortune, mine to be the means + Of your sad overthrow, you know not me. + + _Jaq._ No truly Sir. + + _Sha._ Would you had never seen me, + I am a man pursu'd by the whole state + And sure some one hath seen me talk with you. + + _Jaq._ Yes, divers Sir. + + _Sha._ Why then your head is gone. + + _Jaq._ I'll out of town. + + _Sha._ Would it were soon enough, + Stay if you love your life, or else you are taken. + + _Jaq._ What shall I do? + + _Sha._ I'll venture deeply for him, + Rather than to cast away an innocent, + Take courage friend, I will preserve thy life, + With hazard of mine own. + + _Jaq._ I thank you, Sir. + + _Sha._ This night thou shalt be lodg'd within my doors, + Which shall be all lock'd fast, and in the morn + I'll so provide, you shall have free access, + To the Sea-side, and so be shipt away, + E'r any know it. + + _Jaq._ Good Sir, suddainly, I am afraid to dye. + + _Sha._ Then follow me. [_Exeunt_. + + _Enter_ Shatillion's _Love._ + + _Love._ This way he went, and there's the house, I hope, + His better Angel hath directed him, + To leave the wandring streets, poor Gentleman. + Would I were able with as free a heart, + To set his soul right, as I am to grieve, + The ruine of his fame, which God forgive me; + Sir, if you be within, I pray Sir speak to me. + + _Sha._ I am within, and will be; what are you? + + _Love._ A friend. + + _Sha._ No Sir, you must pardon me, + I am acquainted with none such: be speedy, + Friend, there is no other remedy. + + _Love._ A word Sir, I say, I am your friend. + + _Sha._ You cannot scape by any other means, + Be not fearful, God save the King, + What's your business, Sir? + + _Lov._ To speak with you. + + _Sha._ Speak out then. + + _Lov._ Shall I not come up? + + _Sha._ Thou shalt not: flie if thou be'st thine own friend, + There lies the suit and all the furniture + Belonging to the head, on with it friend. + + _Lov._ Sir do you hear? + + _Sha._ I do, God bless the King, + It was a habit I had laid aside, + For my own person, if the state had forced me. + + _Love._ Good Sir, unlock your door. + + _Sha._ Be full of speed, I see some 20 Musquetiers in ambush + Whate'r thou art, know I am here and will be, + Seest thou this bloody sword that cries revenge? + Shake not my friend, through millions of these foes + I'll be thy guard, and set thee safe aboard. + + _Lov._ Dare you not trust me, Sir? + + _Sha._ My good sword before me, + And my allegeance to the King I tell thee + Captain (for so I ghess thee by thy Arms) + And the loose flanks of Halberdiers about thee, + Thou art too weak, and foolish to attempt me. + If you be ready, follow me, and hark you + Upon your life speak to no living wight, + Except my self. + + _Love._ Monsieur _Shattillion_? + + _Sha._ Thou shalt not call agen; thus with my sword, + And the strong faith I bear unto the King; + Whom God preserve, I will de[sc]end my chamber, + And cut thy throat, I swear I'll cut thy throat, + Steal after me and live. + + _Love._ I will not stay. + The fury of a man so far distracted. [_Exit_ Love. + + _Enter_ Shattillion. + + Where's the Officer that dares not enter, + To intrap the life of my distressed friend? + I, have you hid your self? you must be found, + What do you fear? is not authority on your side + Nay, I know the Kings command + Will be your warrant, why then fear you? speak + What strange designs are these? _Shattillion_, + Be resolute and bear thy self upright, + Though the whole world despise thee: soft, methinks. + I heard a rushing which was like the shake + Of a discovered Officer, I'll search + The whole street over, but I'll find thee out. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Jaques _in womans apparel_. + + _Jaq._ How my joynts do shake, where had I been + But for this worthy Gentleman, that + Hath some touch of my infortunes; would I were + Safe under hatches once, for _Callicut_, + Farewel the pomp of Court, I never more + Can hope to be a Duke or any thing, + I never more shall see the glorious face + Of my fair spreading Lord that lov'd me well. + + _Enter_ Shattillion. + + _Shat._ Fly you so fast? I had a sight of you, + But would not follow you; I was too wise, + You shall not lead me with a cunning trick; + Where you may catch me; poor _Shattillion_; + Hath the Kings anger left thee never a friend? + No, all mens loves move by the breath of Kings. + + _Jaq._ It is the Gentleman that sav'd my life, Sir. + + _Shat._ Bless _Shattillion_, another plot. + + _Jaq._ No Sir, 'tis I. + + _Shat._ Why, who are you? + + _Jaq._ Your friend whom you preserv'd. + + _Shat._ Whom I preserv'd? + My friend? I have no woman friend but one, + Who is too close in prison to be here; + Come near, let me look on you. + + _Jaq._ 'Tis I. + + _Shat._ You should not be a woman by your stature. + + _Jaq._ I am none, Sir. + + _Shat._ I know it, then keep off, + Strange men and times! how I am still preserv'd! + Here they have sent a yeoman of the guard, + Disguis'd in womans clothes, to work on me, + To make love to me; and to trap my words, + And so insnare my life, I know you, Sir, + Stand back, upon your peril, can this be + In _Christian_ Common-weals, from this time forth + I'll cut off all the means to work on me, + I'll ne'er stir from my house: and keep my doors + Lockt day and night, and cheapen meat and drink + At the next shops by Signs, out of my window, + And having bought it, draw it up in my garters. + + _Jaq._ Sir, will you help me? + + _Shat._ Do not follow me, + I'll take a course to live, despight of men. [_Exit_ Shat. + + _Jaq._ He dares not venture for me, wretched _Jaques_! + Thou art undone for ever and for ever, + Never to rise again? what shall I do? + + _Enter_ Bewfort. + + Where shall I hide me? here's one to take me, + I must stand close, and not speak for my life. + + _Bew._ This is the time of night, and this the haunt, + In which I use to catch my Wastcoatiers, + It is not very dark, no, I shall spie 'em, + I have walk't out in such a pitchy night. + I could not see my fingers this far off, + And yet have brought home venison by the smell, + I hope they have not left their old walk, ah? + Have I spied you sitting by this light? + To me there's no such fine sight in the world, + As a white apron 'twixt twelve and one; + See how it glisters! do you think to scape? + See now I have you fast; come, and do not strive, + It takes away the edge of appetite; + Come, I'll be liberal every way. + Take heed you make no noise, for waking of the Watch. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter Cosin and his Wife._ + + _Cos._ Now the blessing of some happy guide, + To bring us to the Duke, and we are ready. + + _Enter_ Long. _and Servant_. + + Come forward, see the door is open'd, + And two of his Gent. I'll speak to them, + And mark how I behave my self, God save ye; + For less I cannot wish to men of sort, and of your seeming: + Are you of the Dukes? + + _Long._ We are, Sir, and your servants, your salutes, + We give you back again with many thanks. + + _Cos._ When did you hear such words before Wife? peace, + Do you not dare to answer yet; is't fit + So mean a Gentleman as my self should crave, + The presence of the great Duke your Master? + + _Serv._ Sir you may. + + _Long._ Shall we desire your name, and business, Sir? + And we will presently inform him of you. + + _Cos._ My name is _Cleremont_. + + _Serv._ You are his Graces kinsman, + Or I am much mistaken? + + _Cos._ You are right, + Some of his noble bloud runs through these veins, + Though far unworthy of his graces knowledge. + + _Long._ Sir, we must all be yours; his graces kinsman, + And we so much forgetful? 'twas a rudeness, + And must attend your pardon, thus I crave it: + First to this beauteous Lady, whom I take + To be your Wife, Sir, next your mercy. + + _Cos._ You have it, Sir, I do not like this kissing, + It lies so open to a world of wishes. + + _Serv._ This is the merry fellow; this is he + That must be noble too. + + _Long._ And so he shall. + If all the Art I have can make him noble, + I'll dub him with a Knight-hood; if his wife + Will be but forward, and joyn issue, + I like her above excellent. + + _Serv._ Wil't please you + To walk a turn or two, whilst to the Duke + We make your comming known? [_Exit Serv. and_ Long. + + _Cos._ I shall attend, Sir. + + _Wife._ These Gentlemen are very proper men, + And kiss the best that e'er I tasted. + For goodness-sake husband, let us never more + Come near the Countrey, whatsoe'er betide us; + I am in malice with the memory + Of that same stinking dung-hil. + + _Cos._ Why now you are my chicken and my dear, + Love where I love, hate where I hate: now + You shall have twenty Gowns, and twenty Chains, + See, the door is opening. + + _Groom._ Room afore there, the Duke is entring. + + _Enter Duke_, _Wife_, Long. _Servant_, Maria. + + _Cos._ 'Tis the Duke, even he himself, be merry, + This is the golden age the Poet speaks on. + + _Wife._ I pray it be not brazen'd by their faces, + And yet methinks they are the neatest Pieces + For shape, and cutting that e'er I beheld. + + _Cos._ Most gracious Duke, my poor Spouse and my self, + Do kiss your mighty foot, and next to that + The great hand of your Dutchess, ever wishing + Your honors ever springing, and your years. + + _Duke._ Cosin? + + _Cos._ Your Graces vassal, far unworthy + The nearness of your blood. + + _Duke._ Correct me not, I know the word I speak, + And know the person. + Though I be something higher than the place + Where common men have motion, and descending + Down with my eye, their forms are lessened to me; + Yet from this pitch can I behold my own, + From millions of those men that have no mark, + And in my fearful stoop, can make them stand, + When others feel my feet, and perish: Cosin, + Be comforted, you are very welcome, so + Is your fair Wife: the charge of whom I give + To my own dearest, and best beloved. + Tell me, you have resolv'd your self for Court, + And utterly renounc'd the slavish Countrey, + With all the cares thereof? + + _Cos._ I have, Sir. + + _Duke._ Have you dismist your eating houshold, + Sold your hangings of _Nebuchadnezar_, for such they were, + As I remember, with the Furnitures + Belonging to your Beds and Chambers? + + _Cos._ I Sir. + + _Duke._ Have you most carefully ta'en off the Lead, + From you[r] roof, weak with age, and so prevented + The ruin of your house, and clapt him + In a summer suit of thatch to keep him cool? + + _Cos._ All this I have perform'd. + + _Duke._ Then lend me all your hands, I will embrace my Cosin + Who is an understanding Gentleman, + And with a zeal mighty, as is my name, + Once more I bid you welcome to the Court; + My state again. + + _Duch._ As I was telling you, your Husband + Must be no more Commander, look to that, + Be several at meat, and lodging, let him have + Board-wages, and Diet, 'mongst his men i'th' Town + For pleasure, if he be given to't, let him have it, + Else as your own fancy shall direct you. + Cosin, you see this mighty man here: he was an ass + When he came first to Town: indeed he was + Just such another coxcomb as your Husband, + God bless the mark, and every good mans child! + This must not stir you Cosin. + + _Wif._ Heaven forbid! + + _Long._ Sweet _Maria_; provide the cushion ready for it. + + _Mar._ It shall be done. + + _Duke._ Receive all your advices from our self, + Be once a day with us, and so farewel + For this time, my fair Cosin, Gentlemen + Conduct him to his Lodging. + + _Duch._ Farewel, and think upon my words. + + _Wife._ I shall observe them. [_Exit Duke and Duchess._ + + _Cos._ Health, and the Kings continual love, attend you. + + _Serv._ Oh for a private place to ease my Lungs! + Heaven give me patience, such a pair of jades + Were never better ridden to this hour, + Pray heaven they hold out to the journeys end. + + _Long._ Twitch him aside good _Monsieur_, whilst I break + Upon the body of his strength, his wife, + I have a constant promise: she is my own. + + _Serv._ Ply her to wind-ward _Monsieur_, you have taken + The most compendious way to raise your self, + That could have been delivered by a Counsel. + + _Cos._ I have some certain aims, Sir: but my wife-- + + _Serv._ Your wife, you must not let that trouble you. + + _Cos._ It will Sir, to see her in a strangers arms. + + _Serv._ What mean you? let her alone, be wise, stir not a foot + For if you do, all your hopes are buried: + I swear you are a lost man if you stir. + + _Cos._ I thank you Sir, I will be more advis'd. + + _Serv._ But what great Office do you level at? + + _Cos._ Sir, they are kissing. + + _Serv._ Let them kiss, + And much may do their good hearts; they must kiss + And kiss, and double kiss, and kiss again, + Or you may kiss the post for any rising: + Had your noble kinsman ever mounted + To these high Spheres of honor, now he moves in, + But for the kisses of his wife? + + _Cos._ I know not. + + _Serv._ Then I do; credit me, he had been lost, + A fellow of no mark, and no repute. + Had not his wife kist soon, and very sweetly: + She was an excellent woman, and dispatcht him + To his full being, in a moment, Sir-- [_Exit_ Long. _and Wife_. + + _Cos._ But yet methinks he [sh]ould not take her, Sir, + Into a private room. + + _Serv._ Now stand and flourish, + You are a mad[e] man for ever. + I do envy you if you stand your fortunes up, + You are the happiest man, but your great Cosin, + This day in Court: well, I will marry surely, + And not let every man out-run me thus. + 'Tis time to be mine own friend, I live + In town here, and direct the readiest way, + To other men, and be a slave my self. + + _Cos._ Nay, good Sir be not mov'd, I am your servant, + And will not be ungrateful for this knowledge. + + _Serv._ Will you be walking home? + + _Cos._ I would desire to have my wife along. + + _Serv._ You are too raw, + Begone, and take no notice where you left her, + Let her return at leasure, if she stay + A month, 'twill be the better, understand me + This Gentleman can do't. [_Exit Cosin._ + + _Cos._ I will Sir, and wife remember me, a Duke, a Duke wife. + + _Serv._ Aboard her _Longaveile,_ she's thine own, + To me the fooling of this fool is venery. [_Exit Servant._ + + _Enter_ Bewford _and_ Jaques. + + _Bew._ Come, prethee come, have I not crowns? behold + And follow me, here; not a word, go in + Grope by the walls, and you shall find a bed, + Lie down there, see, see, a turn or two, to give + My blood some heats, and I am presently + For action: darkness, by thy leave, I come. [_Exit_ Bew. + + _Enter_ Maria. + + _Ma._ I am perfect in my lesson, be my speed, + Thou god of marriage, this is the door, I'll knock. + + Bew. _within_. Whose there, I cannot come yet. + + _Ma._ Monsieur _Bewford_? + + _Bew._ Stay till I light a candle, who are ye? + + _Ma._ Sir? a poor Gentlewoman. + + _Enter_ Bewford. + + _Bew._ Oh come in, I'll find a time for you too, be not loud. + + _Ma._ Sir, you have found that time already, shame + On my soul therefore. + + _Bew._ Why? what's the matter? + + _Ma._ Do you not see, Sir, is your light so dim? + + _Bew._ Do you not wait on the Lady Mount _Marine_? + + _Ma._ I do Sir, but my love on you. + + _Bew._ Poor soul! how cam'st thou by this big belly? + + _Ma._ By your self. + + _Bew._ By heaven I ne'er touch'd your body. + + _Ma._ Yes, unswear that oath again, I'll tell you all; + These two years I have lov'd you, but the means + How to enjoy you, I did never know + Till Twelf-night last, when hearing of your game + To take up wenches private in the night, + I apprehended straight this course to make + My self as one of them, and wait your coming; + I did so, and enjoyed you, and now this child + That now is quick within me, hide my shame, + And marry me, or else I must be forc'd-- + + _Long. within._ Monsieur _Bewford_, Monsieur _Bewford_. + + _Bew._ Whose that calls? + + _Long._ Are you a bed? + + _Bew._ No Sir, the hangings. + + _Enter_ Longaveil. + + _Long._ Nay _Monsieur_, I'll forbid that, we'll have fair play, + Lend me your candle, are you taken _Bewford_? + A lecher of your practice, and close carriage + To be discovered thus? I am asham'd + So great a master in his art should fail, + And stagger in his grounds. + + _Bew._ You're wide, + This woman and my self are man and wife, + And have been so this half year, + Where are you now? have I been discover'd? + You cannot break so easily on me, Sir, + I am too wary to be open'd by you. + + _Long._ But these are but illusions, to give colour + To your most mystick leachery, but Sir, + The belly hath betraid you all, it must out. + + _Bew._ Good _Longaveil_ believe me on my faith, + I am her husband. + + _Long._ On my faith I cannot, unless I saw + Your hands fast, and your hearts. + + _Bew._ Why _Longavile_, when did I give that to your ears, + That was not truth? by all the world she's mine, + She is my wife, and to confirm you better + I give my self again, here take my hand + And I yours, we are once more married, + Will this content you? + + _Long._ Yes I am believing, and God give you joy. + + _Bew._ My loving wife, I will not wrong thee, + Since I am thine and only loved of thee + From this hour I vow my self a new man, + Be not jealous: for though I had a purpose, + To have spent an hour or two in solace otherwise, + And was provided for it, yet my love + Shall put a better temper to my blood, + Come out thou woman of unwholsome life, + Be sorry for thy sins, and learn to mend, + Nay, never hide your face, you shall be seen. + + _Long._ _Jaques_, why _Jaques_, art thou that _Jaques_, + The very staffe, and right hand of our Duke? + Speak, thou bearded _Venus_. + + _Jaq._ I am he, by miracle preserv'd to be that _Jaques_, + Within this two hours Gentlemen, poor _Jaques_ + Was but as coarse in grave: a man of wisdom, + That of my conscience, if he had his right + Should have a pretty State, but that's all one + That Noble Gentleman did save this life, + I keep it for him, 'tis his own. + + _Long._ Oh _Bacchus_! is all the world drunk? come we'll to the Duke + And give thanks for this delivery. + + + + + _Actus Quintus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter Duke and_ Jaques. + + _Duke._ Not gone unto my Tenants to relate + My Grace and Honor; [and] the mightiness + Of my new name, which would have struck a terror + Through their course doublets, to their very hearts? + + _Jaq._ Alas, great Lord and Master, I could scarce + With safety of my life return again + Unto your graces house, and but for one + That had some mercy, I had sure been hang'd. + + _Duke._ My house? + + _J[a]q._ Yes Sir, this house, your house i' th' Town. + + _Duke._ _Jaques_ we are displeas'd, hath it no name? + + _Jaq._ What name? + + _Duke._ Dull rogue; what hath the King bestow'd + So many honors, open'd all his springs, + And show'red his graces down upon my head, + And has my house no name? no title yet? + _Burgundy_ house you ass. + + _Jaq._ Your graces mercy, + when I was come off, and had recover'd + _Burgundy_ house, I durst not yet be seen, + But lay all night for fear of pursevants + In _Burgundy_ privie house. + + _Duke._ Oh Sir, 'tis well, + Can you remember now? but _Jaques_ know + Since thy intended journey is so crost, + I will go down my self this morning. + + _Jaq._ Sir? + + _Duke._ Have I not said this morning? + + _Jaq._ But consider, + That nothing is prepared yet for your journey, + Your graces teams not here to draw your cloaths; + And not a Carrier yet in town to send by. + + _Duke._ I say once more go about it, + You're a wise man, you'd have me linger time, + Till I have worn these cloaths out: will ye go? [_Ex._ Jaq. + Make ye ready Wife. + + _Enter Wife._ + + _Duc._ I am so, mighty Duke. + + _Duke._ Nay, for the Countrey. + + _Duc._ How? for the Countrey? + + _Duke._ Yes I am resolv'd to see my Tenants in this bravery, + Make them a sumptuous feast, with a slight shew, + Of _Dives_ and _Lazarus_, and a squib or two, + And so return. + + _Duc._ Why Sir? you are not mad? + + _Duke._ How many Dukes have ye known mad? I pray speak. + + _Duc._ You are the first, Sir, and I hope the last, + But you are stark horn-mad. + + _Duke._ Forbear good wife. + + _Duc._ As I have faith you're mad: your horns + Have been too heavy for you, and have broke + Your skull in pieces: If you be in earnest. + + _Duke._ Well, you shall know my skull and wits are whole + E'r I have done, and yet I am in earnest. + + _Duc._ Why, do you think I'll go? + + _Duke._ I know you shall. + + _Duc._ I shall? by what authority shall I? + + _Duke._ I am your Husband. + + _Duc._ True, I confess it, + And by that name, the world hath given you + A power to sway me; but Sir, you shall know + There is a greater bond that ties me here, + Allegeance to the King, has he not heapt + Those honors on you to no other end, + But to stay you here, and shall I have a hand + In the offending such a gracious Prince? + Besides, our own undoings lies upon't, + Were there no other cause, I do not see, + Why you should go: If I should say you should not. + + _Duke._ Do you think so? + + _Duc._ Yes faith. + + _Duke._ Now good wife make me understand that point. + + _Duc._ Why that you shall, did I not bring you hither? + + _Duke._ Yes. + + _Duc._ And were not all these honors wrought out of the fire by me? + + _Duke._ By you? + + _Duc._ By me? how strange you make it! + When you came first, did you not walk the Town, + In a long Cloak half compass? an old Hat, + Lin'd with Vellure, and on it for a band, + A skein of crimson Cruil? + + _Duke._ I confess it. + + _Duc._ And took base courses? + + _Duke._ Base? + + _Duc._ Base, by this light, extream base, and scurvie, monstrous base. + + _Du[k]e._ What were these courses, wife? + + _Duc._ Why, you shall know, + Did you not thus attir'd, trot up and down, + Plotting for vild and lowsie Offices, + And agreed with the Sergeant of the Bears, + To buy his place? deny this, if you can. + + _Duke._ Why it is true. + + _Duc._ And was not that monstrous base? + + _Duke._ Be advis'd wife, a Bear's a Princely beast. + + _Duc._ A Bear? + + _Duke._ Yes wife, and one side venison. + + _Duc._ You're more than one side fool, [I'm] sure of that. + + _Duke._ But since you have vext me wife, know you shall go; + Or you shall never have penny from me. + + _Duc._ Nay, I have done, and though I know 'twill be + Your overthrow, I'll not forsake you now. + + _Duke._ Be ready then. [_Exit Duke._ + + _Duc._ I will. + + _Enter_ Bewf. Long. _Serv._ Maria. + + _Long._ What are you married _Bewford_? + + _Bew._ I, as fast as words, and hearts, and hands, and Priest can + make us. + + _Duc._ Oh Gentlemen, we are undone. + + _Long._ For what? + + _Duc._ This Gentleman, the Lord of _Lor[n]e_, my Husband, + Will be gone down to shew his play-fellows + Where he is gay. + + _Bew._ What, down into [the] Countrey? + + _Duc._ Yes faith, was ever fool but he so cross? + I would as fain be gracious to him, + As he could wish me, but he will not let me; + Speak faithfully, will he deserve my mercy? + + _Long._ According to his merits he should wear, + A guarded coat, and a great wooden dagger. + + _Duc._ If there be any woman that doth know, + The duties 'twixt a Husband and his wife, + Will speak but one word for him, he shall scape; + Is not that reasonable? but there's none, + Be ready therefore, to pursue the plot + We had against a pinch, for he must stay. + + _Long._ Wait you here for him, whilst I goe + And make the King acquainted with your sport, + For fear he be incens'd for our attempting + Places of so great honor. [_Exit_ Long. + + _Duc._ Go, be speedy. + + _Enter Duke_, _Cosin_, _Wife_, Jaques, _Man_. + + _Duke._ Come let me see how all things are dispos'd of. + + _Jaq._ One Cart will serve for all your furniture, + With room enough behind to ease the Footman, + A capcase for you[r] linnen, and your plate, + With a strange lock that opens with _Amen_, + For my young Lord, because of easie portage, + A quiver of your graces lin'd with Cunney, + Made to be hang'd about the Nurses neck, + Thus, with a Scarfe or Towel. + + _Duke._ Very good. + + _Jaq._ Nay, 'tis well, but had you staid another week, + I would have had you furnisht, in such pomp, + As never Duke of _Burgundy_ was furnisht, + You should have had a Sumpter, though 't had cost me + The laying on my self, where now you are fain, + To hire a Rippers mare, and buy new dossers, + But I have got them painted with your Arms, + With a fair darnex Carpet of my own + Laid cross for the more state. + + _Duke._ _Jaques_ I thank you: your Carpet shall be brusht + And sent you home; what, are you ready wife? + + _Duc._ An hour ago. + + _Duke._ I cannot chuse but kiss thy royal Lips, + Dear _Duchess_ mine, thou art so good a woman. + + _Bew._ Youl'd say so if you knew all, goodman Duckling. + + _Cos._ This was the happiest fortune could befal me + Now in his absence will I follow close + Mine own preferment, and I hope e'r long, + To make my mean and humble name so strong, + As my great Cosins, when the world shall know, + I bear too hot a spirit to live low. + The next Spring will I down, my wife and houshold, + I'll have my Ushers, and my four Lacquies, + Six spare Caroches too, but mum, no more, + What I intend to do, I'll keep in store. + + _Duke._ Mountey, mountey, _Jaques_, be our Querry. + + _Groom._ To horse there Gentlemen, and fall in couples. + + _Duke._ Come honoured Duchess. + + _Enter_ Longavile. + + _Long._ Stand thou proud man. + + _Duke._ Thieves, _Jaques_, raise the people. + + _Long._ No, raise no people, 'tis the Kings command, + Which bids thee once more stand, thou haughty man, + Thou art a monster, for thou art ungrateful, + And like a fellow of a rebel nature, + Hast flung from his embraces: and for + His honors given thee, hast not return'd + So much as thanks, and to oppose his Will, + Resolv'd to leave the Court, and set the Realm + A fire, in discontent, and open action: + Therefore he bids thee stand, thou proud man, + Whilst with the whisking of my sword about, + I take thy honors off: this first sad whisk + Takes off thy Dukedom, thou art but an Earl. + + _Duke._ You are mistaken, _Longavile_. + + _Long._ Oh would I were: this second whisk divides + Thy Earldom from thee, thou art yet a Baron. + + _Duke._ No more whisks if you love me _Longavile_. + + _Long._ Two whisks are past, and two are yet behind, + Yet all must come, but not to linger time. + With these two whisks I end, now mount _Marine_, + For thou art now no more, so says the King, + And I have done his Highness Will with grief. + + _Duke._ Degraded from my honors? + + _Long._ 'Tis too certain. + + _Duke._ I am no Traitor sure, that I know of; + Speak _Jaques_, hast thou ever heard me utter word + Tending to Treason, or to bring in the enemy? + + _Jaq._ Alas Sir, I know nothing, + Why should your Worship bring me in to hang me? + [God's my judge Gentlemen] I never medled + But with the brushing of his cloaths, or fetching + In water in a morning for his hands. + + _Cos._ Are these the honors of this place? _Anthony_ + Help me to take her Gown off quickly, + Or I'll so swinge ye for't-- + + _Wife._ Why Husband? Sir? + + _Cos._ I'll not loose a penny by this town. + + _Long._ Why what do you mean, Sir, have her to her lodging, + And there undress her, I will wait upon her. + + _Cos._ Indeed you shall not, your month is out I take it, + Get you out before me wife: + Cosin farewel, I told you long agoe, + That pride begins with pleasure, ends with woe. [_Exit with's Wife._ + + _Bew._ Goe thy way sentences, 'twill be thy fortune, + To live and dye a Cuckold, and Churchwarden. + + _Duc._ Oh my poor Husband! what a heavy fortune + Is fallen upon him! + + _Bew._ Methinks 'tis strange, + That heaven fore-warning great men of their falls, + With such plain tokens, they should not avoid 'em: + For the last night betwixt eleven and twelve, + Two great and hideous blazing stars were seen + To fight a long hour by the clock, the one + Drest like a Duke, the other like a King; + Till at the last the crowned Star o'er-came. + + _Serv._ Why do ye stand so dead, Monsieur _Marine_? + + _Duke._ So _Cæsar_ fell, when in the Capitol + They gave his body two and thirty wounds. + Be warned all ye Peers, and by my fall, + Hereafter learn to let your wives rule all. + + _Serv._ Monsieur _Marine_, pray let me speak with you; + Sir, I must wave you to conceal this party, + It stands upon my utter overthrow; + Seem not discontented, nor do not stir afoot, + For if you do, you and your hope-- + I swear you are a lost man if you stir. + And have an eye to _Bewford_, he'll tempt you. + + _Bew._ Come, come, for shame go down; + Were I _Marine_, [by heaven] I would go down: + And being there, I would rattle him such an answer + Should make him smoke. + + _Duke._ Good Monsieur _Bewford_, peace + Leave these rebellious words, + Or by the honors which I once enjoyed, + And yet may swear by, + I'll tell the King of your proceedings; + I am satisfied. + + _Wife._ You talkt of going down when 'twas not fit, + But now let's see your spirit, + A thousand and a thousand will expect it. + + _Duke._ Why wife, are ye mad? + + _Wife._ No, nor drunk, but I'd have you know your own strength. + + _Duke._ You talke like a most foolish woman, wife; + I tell you I will stay, yet I have a + Crotchet troubles me. + + _Long._ More crotchets yet? + + _Duke._ Follow me _Jaques_, I must have thy counsel, + I will return again, stay you there wife. + + _Long._ I fear this loss of honor will give him some few stools. + + _Wif._ No, no, he is resolv'd, he will not + Stir a foot, I'll lay my life. + + _Bew._ I, but he's discontented, how shall we resolve that, + And make him stay with comfort? + + _Wife._ Faith _Bewford_ we must even let nature work, + For he's the sweetest temper'd man for that + As one can wish, for let men but go about to fool him, + And he'll have his finger as deep in't as the best; + But see where he comes frowning, bless us all! + + _Enter Duke._ + + _Duke._ Off with your hats, for here doth come + The high and mighty Duke of _Burgundy_. + What ever you may think, I have thought + And thought, and thought upon't, and I find it plain, + The King cannot take back what he has given, + Unless I forfeit it by course of Law. + Not all the water in the River _Seine_, + Can wash the blood out of these Princely veins. + + _Wife._ God-a-mercy Husband, thou art the best + To work out a thing at a pinch in _France_. + + _Duke._ I will ascend my State again, + Duchess, take your place, + And let our Champion enter. + + _Long._ Has he his Champion? that's excellent. + + _Duke._ And let loud Musick sound before his entrance. + Sound Trumpet. + + _Enter_ Jaques _in Armor_, _one carrying a Scutcheon before + him_, _and a two-handed Sword_. + + _Wife._ How well our Champion doth demean himself, + As if he had been made for such an action? + Methinks his sturdy truncheon he doth weild, + Like _Mars_ approaching to a bloody field. + + _Duke._ I think there's no man so desperate + To dare encounter with our Champion, + But trust me, _Jaques_, thou hast pleas'd us well; + Once more our warlike Musick, then proceed. + + _Enter_ Shattillion. + + _Shat._ What wondrous age is this! what close proceedings! + I hear the clang of Trumpets in this house, + To what intent do not our States-men search? + Oh no, they look not into simple truth; + For I am true, and they regard not me, + A man in Armor too: God save the King, + The world will end, there's nought but treachery. + + _Jaq._ I _Jaques_, servant to the high and mighty _Godfrey_, + Duke of _Burgundy_, do come hither to prove by natural + strength, and activity of my body, without the help of sorcery, + inchantment, or negromancy, that the said _Godfrey_, + late of _Mount Marine_, and now of _Burgundy_, hath perfect + right thereto, notwithstanding the Kings command to the + contrary, and no other person whatsoever: and in token + that I will be ready to make good the same: I throw down + my gage, which is my honor, pronounced the 37 of _Feb. + Stilo novo_, _God save the_ Duke. + + _Shat._ Of all the plots the King hath laid for me + This was the shrewdest, 'tis my life they seek + And they shall have it: if I should refuse + To accept the challenge in the Kings behalf, + They have some cause to take away my life, + And if I do accept it, who can tell, + But I may fall by doubtful chance of War? + 'Twas shrew'd, but I must take the least of evils, + I take thy gauntlet up, thou treacherous man, + That stands in armed Coat against the King. + Whom God preserve, and with my single sword, + Will justifie whatever he commands; + I'll watch him for catching of my words. + + _Duke._ _Jaques_ go on, defend our Princely Title. + + _Shat._ Why shrink'st thou back? thou hast an evil cause; + Come forward man, I have a rock about me, + I fight for my true Liege. + + _Duke._ Go forward _Jaques_. + + _Jaq._ I do beseech your Grace to pardon me, + I will not fight with him, with any else + I'll shew my resolution speedily. + + _Shat._ Come, do thy worst, for the King shall see + All is not true, that is reported of me. + + _Jaq._ I may not fight with him by Law of Arms. + + _Duke._ What? shall my Title fall? wilt thou not fight? + + _Jaq._ Never with him that once hath sav'd my life. + + _Shat._ Dar'st thou not fight? behold then, I do go + Strong with the zeal I bear my Sovereign, + And seize upon that haughty man himself. + Descend the steps (that thou hast thus usurp'd + Against the King and State,) down to the ground, + And if thou do utter but a syllable + To cross the Kings intent, thou art but dead; + There, lye upon the earth, and pine, and dye. + Did ever any man wade through such storms + To save his life, as poor _Shattillion_? + + _Long._ I fear this challenge hath spoil'd all. + + _Duc._ Ne'er fear it, he'll work it out again, servant. + See where _Shattillion's_ Love, poor Lady, comes. + + _Enter Love._ + + _Duke. Jaques._ + + _Jaq._ Lie still, Sir, if you love your life, I'll whistle when he's + gone, + + _Love._ Oh Gentlemen, I charge you by the Love + Which you bear to women, take some pitty + On this distressed man, help to restore + That precious Jewel to him he hath lost. + + _Bew._ Lady, what ever power doth lie in us + By Art, or Prayer, or danger, we are yours. + + _Love._ A strange conceit hath wrought this malady, + Conceits again must bring him to himself, + My strict denial to his Will wrought this: + And if you could but draw his wilder thoughts + To know me, he would sure recover sense. + + _Long._ That charge I'll undertake. + + _Duke._ Look _Jaques_, look, for Gods sake let me rise, + This greatness is a jade, I cannot sit it. + + _Jaq._ His sword is up, and yet he watcheth you. + + _Du._ I'll down again, pray for thy Master, _Jaques_. + + _Shat._ Now the King may see all the suggestions are not true, + He hath receiv'd against my loyalty; + When all men else refuse, I fight his battels, + And thrust my body into dangers mouth; + I am become his Champion, and this sword + Has taught his enemies to know themselves; + Oh that he would no more be jealous of me! + + _Long._ Monsieur _Shattillion_, the King ass[ign]s you, + That for this valiant loyal act of yours, + He hath forgot all jealousies and fears, + And never more will tempt you into danger. + + _Shat._ But how shall I believe this, what new token + Of reconcilement will he shew me? + Let him release my poor Love from her torment, + From her hard fare, and strict imprisonment. + + _Long._ He hath done this to win your after-love, + And see your Lady sent you from the King + By these two Gentlemen: be thankful for her. + + _Shat._ She lives, she lives, I know her by the power + Shoots from her eyes. + + _Love._ Rise dear _Shattillion_. + + _Shat._ I know my duty, + Next unto my King, I am to kneel to you. + + _Love._ I'll have you rise, fetch me a chair, sit down _Shat_. + + _Shat._ I am commanded, and faith tell me Mistriss, + What usage have you had? pray be plain! + + _Love._ Oh my most lov'd _Shattillion_, pain enough, + But now I am free, thanks to my God and King. + + _Long._ His eyes grow very heavy, not a word, + That his weak senses may come sweetly home. + + _Shat._ The King is honourable. + + _Duke._ When do you whistle _Jaques_? + + _Jaq._ By and by. + + _Long._ Come hither Monsieur, canst thou laugh a little? + + _Serv._ Yes Sir. + + _Long._ So thou shalt then. _Bewford_, how dost thou? + + _Bew._ Why well. + + _Long._ I'm glad on't, and how does thy wife? + + _Bew._ Why, you may see her, Sir, she stands behind you. + + _Long._ By the mass she's there indeed, but where's her belly? + + _Bew._ Belly? + + _Long._ Her great belly, man; what hast thou sent thee? + + _Serv._ A Boy, I'll lay my life, it tumbled so. + + _Bew._ Catcht by this light. + + _Long._ I'll be a Gossip _Bewford_. + + _Serv._ And I. + + _Long._ I have an odd Apostle spoon. + + _Bew._ S'foot, catcht. + + _Duc._ Why, what's the matter, Gentlemen? + + _Long._ He's married to your woman. + + _Duc._ And I not know it? + + _Serv._ 'Twas a venial sin. + + _Bew._ Gall, gall, gall. + + _Duc._ Forgive her, Monsieur _Bewford_, 'twas her love. + + _Bew._ You may rise if you please, I must endure it. + + _Long._ See how my great Lord lies upon the ground + And dare not stir yet! + _Jaques_ whistles? + + _Duke._ _Jaques_, _Jaques_, is the Kings Champion gon yet? + + _Jaq._ No, but he's asleep. + + _Duke._ Is he asleep art sure? + + _Jaq._ I am sure he is, I hear him snore. + + _Duke._ Then by your favours Gentlemen I rise, + And know I am a Duke still. + + _Jaq._ And I am his Champion. + + _Duc._ Hold thee there, and all _France_ cannot mend thee. + + _Duke._ I am a Prince as great within my thoughts + As when the whole state did adorn my person; + What trial can be made to try a Prince? + I will [o]ppose this noble corps of mine + To any danger that may end the doubt. + + _Duc._ Great Duke, and Husband, there is but one way + To satisfie the world of our true right, + And it is dangerous. + + _Duke._ What may it be? + Were it to bring the great Turk bound in chains + Through _France_ in triumph: or to couple up + The _Sophie_, and great _Prestor John_ together, + I would attempt it Duchess, tell the course. + + _Duc._ There is a strong opinion through the world, + And no doubt, grounded on experience, + That Lions will not touch a lawful Prince, + If you be confident then of your right, + Amongst the Lions bear your naked body, + And if you come off clear, and never winch, + The world will say you are a perfect Prince. + + _Duke._ I thank you Duchess, for your kind advice, + But now we do not affect those ravenous beasts. + + _Long._ A Lion is a beast to try a King; + But for the trial of such a state like this + _Pliny_ reports a mastive dog will serve. + + _Duke._ We will not deal with dogs at all, but men. + + _Serv._ You shall not need to deal with them at all, + Hark you Sir, the King doth know you are a Duke: + + _Duke._ No, does he? + + _Serv._ Yes, and is content you shall be, but with this caution, + That none know it but your self: + For if ye do, he'll take it away by Act of Parliament. + + _Duke._ Here's my hand, and whilst I live or breath, + No living wight shall know I am a Duke. + + _Serv._ Mark me directly, Sir, your wife may know it. + + _Duke._ May not _Jaques_. + + _Serv._ Yes, he may. + + _Duke._ May not my Countrey Cosin? + + _Serv._ By no means, Sir, if you love your life and state. + + _Duke._ Well then, know all, I am no Duke. + + _Serv._ No, I'll swear it. + + _Long._ See, he wakes. + + _Shat._ Where am I, or where have I been all this while? + Sleep hath not sate so sound upon mine eyes + But I remember well that face; + Oh thou too cruel, leave at length to scorn + Him that but looking on thy beauty, dies, + Either receive me, or put out my eyes. + + _Love._ Dearest _Shattillion_, see upon my knees, + I offer up my love, forget my wrongs. + + _Shat._ Art thou mine own? + + _Love._ By heaven I am. + + _Shat._ Then all the world is mine. + + _Love._ I have stranger things to tell thee, my dearest love. + + _Shat._ Tell nothing, but that thou art mine own: + I do not care to know where I have been, + Or how I have liv'd, or any thing, + But that thou art my own. + + _Bew._ Well wife, though 'twere a trick that made us wed, + We'll make our selves merry soon in bed. + + _Duke._ Know all, I am no Duke. + + _Wife._ What [saye]? + + _Duke._ _Jaques?_ + + _Jaq._ Sir. + + _Duke._ I am a Duke. + + _Both._ Are ye? + + _Duke._ Yes faith, yes faith. + But it must only run among our selves, + And _Jaques_, thou shalt be my Secretary still. + + _Wife._ Kind Gentlemen, lead in _Shattillion_, + For he must needs be weak and sickly yet. + Now all my labours have a perfect end, as I could wish, + Let all young sprightly wives that have + Dull foolish coxcombs to their Husbands, + Learn by me their duties, what to do, + Which is, to make 'em fools, and please 'em too. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + EPILOGUE. + + + _The Monuments of virtue, and desert, + Appear more goodly, when the gloss of Art + Is eaten off by time, than when at first + They were set up, not censur'd at the worst. + We'ave done our best, for your contents to fit, + With new pains, this old monument of wit._ + + + + + THE + CORONATION. + A Comedy. + + + The Persons represented in the Play. + + _Philocles._ + _Lisander._ + _Cassander._ + _Lisimachus._ + _Antigonu._ + _Arcadius._ + _Macarius._ + _Seleucus._ + _Queen._ + _Charilla._ + _Polidora._ + _Nestorius._ + _Eubulus._ + _A Bishop._ + _Polianus._ + _Sophia._ + _Demetrius._ + _Gentlemen and Gentlewomen._ + _Servants and Attendants._ + + + + + PROLOGUE. + + + _Since 'tis become the Title of our Play, + A woman once in a [Coronation may] + With pardon, speak the_ Prologue, _give as free + A welcome to the Theatre, as he + That with a little Beard, a long black Cloak, + With a starch'd face, and supple leg hath spoke + Before the Plays the twelvemonth, let me then + Present a welcome to these Gentlemen, + If you be kind, and noble, you will not + Think the worse of me for my Petticote: + But to the Play, the Poet bad me tell + His fears first in the Title, lest i[t] swell + Some thoughts with expectation of a strain, + That but once could be seen in a Kings Reign, + This Coronation, he hopes you may + See often, while the genius of his Play, + Doth prophesie, the Conduits may run Wine, + When the days triumph's ended, and divine + Brisk Nectar swell his Temple[s] to a rage, + With something of more price t' invest the Stage. + There rests but to prepare you, that although + It be a Coronation, there doth flow + No undermirth, such as doth lard the Scene + For course delight the language here is clean. + And confident, our Poet bade me say, + He'll bate you but the folly of a Play. + For which, although dull souls his Pen despise, + Who thinks it yet too early to be wise. + The nobler will thank his Muse, at least + Excuse him, cause his thought aim'd at the best, + But we conclude not, it does rest in you. + To censure Poet, Play, and Prologue too. + But what have I omitted? is there not + A blush upon my cheeks that I forgot + The Ladies, and a Femal Prologue too? + Your pardon noble Gentlewomen, you + Were first within my thoughts, I know you sit + As free, and high Commissioners of wit, + Have clear, and active souls, nay, though the men + Were lost in your eyes, they'll be found agen, + You are the bright intelligences move, + And make a harmony this sphere of Love, + Be you propitious then, our Poet says, + Our wreath from you, is worth their grove of Bayes:_ + + + + + _Actus Primus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Philocles _and_ Lisander. + + _Phi._ Make way for my Lord Protector. + + _Lisan._ Your graces servants. + + _Enter_ Cassander, _and_ Lisimachus. + + _Cas._ I like your diligent waiting, where's _Lisimachus_? + + _Lisi._ I wait upon you, Sir. + + _Cas._ The Queen looks pleasant + This morning, does she not? + + _Lis._ I ever found + Her gracious smiles on me. + + _Cas._ She does consult + Her safety in't, for I must tell thee boy, + But in the assurance of her love to thee, + I should advance thy hopes another way, + And use the power I have in _Epire_, to + Settle our own, and uncontrouled greatness; + But since she carries her self so fairly, + I am content to expect, and by her marriage + Secure thy fortune, that's all my ambition + Now, be still careful in thy applications + To her, I must attend other affairs, + Return, and use what Art thou canst to lay + More charms of love upon her. + + _Lis._ I presume + She always speaks the language of her heart, + And I can be ambitious for no more + Happiness on earth, than she encourages + Me to expect. + + _Cas._ It was an act becoming + The wisdom of her Father to engage + A tye between our Families, and she + Hath play'd her best discretion to allow it; + But we lose time in conference, wait on her, + And be what thou wert born for, King of _Epire_, + I must away. [_Exit._ + + _Lis._ Success ever attend you. + Is not the Queen yet coming forth? + + _Lisa._ Your servant, + You may command our duties, + This is the Court Star, _Philocles_. + + _Phi._ The Star that we must sail by. + + _Lisa._ All must borrow + A light from him, the young Queen directs all + Her favours that way. + + _Phi._ He's a noble Gentleman, + And worthy of his expectations: + Too good to be the son of such a Father. + + _Lisa._ Peace, remember he is Lord Protector. + + _Phil._ We have more need of Heavens Protection + I' th' mean time, I wonder the old King + Did in his life, design him for the office. + + _Lisa._ He might expect his faith, I have heard when + The King, who was no _Epirote_, advanc'd + His claim, _Cassander_, our Protector now, + Young then, oppos'd him toughly with his faction, + But forc'd to yield, had fair conditions, + And was declar'd by the whole State, next heir; + If the King wanted issue, our hopes only + Thriv'd in this daughter. + + _Phi._ Whom but for her smiles + And hope of marriage with _Lisimachus_, + His Father, by some cunning, had remov'd + E'r this. + + _Lisa._ Take heed, the Arras may have ears + I should not weep much if his grace would hence + Remove to Heaven. + + _Phi._ I prethee what should he do there? + + _Lisa._ Some Offices will fall. + + _Phi._ And the Skie too, e'r I get one stair higher + While he's in place. + + _Enter_ Antigonus. + + _Ant._ _Lisander_, _Philocles_, + How looks the day upon us? where's the Queen? + + _Phi._ In her bed-chamber. + + _Ant._ Who was with her? + + _Lisa._ None but the young Lord _Lisimachus_. + + _Ant._ 'Tis no treason + If a man wish himself a Courtier + Of such a possibility: he has + The mounting fate. + + _Phi._ I would his Father were + Mounted to th' gallows. + + _Ant._ He has a path fair enough, + If he survive by title of his Father. + + _Lisa._ The Queen will hasten his ascent. + + _Phi._ Would I were Queen. + + _Ant._ Thou wou'dst become rarely the petticoat, + What wou'dst thou do? + + _Phi._ Why, I wou'd marry + My Gentleman usher, and trust all the strength + And burden of my State upon his legs, + Rather than be call'd wife by any son + Of such a Father. + + _Lisa._ Come, let's leave this subject, + We may find more secure discourse; when saw + You young _Arcadius_, Lord _Macarius's_ Nephew? + + _Ant._ There's a spark, a youth moulded for a Favourite, + The Queen might do him honor. + + _Phi._ Favourite, 'tis too cheap a name, there were a match + Now for her Virgin blood. + + _Lisa._ Must every man + That has a handsome face or leg, feed such + Ambition: I confess I honor him, + He has a nimble soul, and gives great hope + To be no woman-hater, dances handsomly, + Can court a Lady powerfully, but more goes + To th' making of a Prince. He's here + And's Uncle. + + _Enter_ Arcadius, Macarius, Seleucus. + + _Sel._ Save you Gentlemen, who can direct me + To find my Lord Protector? + + _Lisa._ He was here + Within this half hour, young _Lisimachus_ + His Son is with the Queen. + + _Sel._ There let him compliment, + I have other business, ha, _Arcadius_! [_Exit._ + + _Phi._ Observ'd you, with what eyes _Arcadius_ + And he saluted, their two families + Will hardly reconcile. + + _Ant._ _Seleucus_ carries + Himself too roughly; with what pride and scorn + He past by 'em. + + _Lisa._ Th'other with less shew + Of anger, carries pride enough in's soul, + I wish 'em all at peace, _Macarius_ looks + Are without civil war, a good old man, + The old King lov'd him well, _Seleucus_ Father + Was as dear to him, and maintain'd the character + Of an honest Lord through _Epire_: that two men + So lov'd of others, should be so unwelcome + To one another. + + _Arc._ The Queen was not wont to send for me. + + _Mac._ The reason's to her self, + It will become your duty to attend her. + + _Arc._ Save you Gentlemen, what novelty + Does the Court breathe to day? + + _Lisa._ None Sir, the news + That took the last impression is, that you + Purpose to leave the Kingdom, and those men, + That honor you, take no delight to hear it. + + _Arc._ I have ambition to see the difference + Of Courts, and this may spare; the delights + At home do surfet, and the Mistriss, whom + We all do serve, is fixt upon one object, + Her beams are too much pointed, but no Countrey + Shall make me lose your memories. + + _Enter Queen_, Lisimachus, Macarius, Charilla. + + _Qu._ _Arcadius._ + + _Mac._ Your Lordship honor'd me, + I have no blessing in his absence. + + _Lis._ 'Tis done like a pious Uncle. + + _Qu._ We must not + Give any licence. + + _Arc._ If your Majesty + Would please. + + _Qu._ We are not pleas'd, it had become your duty, + To have first acquainted us, e'r you declar'd + Your resolution publick, is our Court + Not worth your stay? + + _Arc._ I humbly beg your pardon. + + _Qu._ Where's _Lysimachus_? + + _Lis._ Your humble servant, Madam. + + _Qu._ We shall find + Employment at home for you, do not lose us. + + _Arc._ Madam, I then write my self blest on earth + When I may do you service. + + _Qu._ We would be private, _Macarius_. + + _Mac._ Madam, you have blest me, + Nothing but your command could interpose to + Stay him. + + _Qu._ _Lisimachus_, + You must not leave us. + + _Lisa._ Nothing but _Lisimachus_? has she not + Ta'en a philter? + + _Qu._ Nay, pray be cover'd, Ceremony from you, + Must be excus'd. + + _Lisi._ It will become my duty. + + _Qu._ Not your love? + I know you would not have me look upon + Your person as a Courtier, not as Favorite; + That Title were too narrow to express + How we esteem you. + + _Lis._ The least of all + These names from you, Madam, is grace enough. + + _Qu._ Yet here you wou'd not rest? + + _Lis._ Not if you please: + To say there is a happiness beyond, + And teach my ambition how to make it mine, + Although the honors you already have + Let fall upon your servant, exceed all + My merit; I have a heart is studious + To reach it with desert, and make i[f] possible + Your favor's mine by justice, with your pardon. + + _Qu._ We are confident this needs no pardon, Sir, + But a reward to cherish your opinion, + And that you may keep warm your passion, + Know we resolve for marriage, and if + I had another gift, beside my self, + Greater, in that you should discern, how much + My heart is fixt. + + _Lis._ Let me digest my blessing. + + _Qu._ But I cannot resolve when this shall be. + + _Lis._ How Madam? do not make me dream of Heaven, + And wake me into misery, if your purpose + Be, to immortalize your humble servant, + Your power on earth's divine, Princes are here + The copies of Eternity, and create, + When they but will our happiness. + + _Qu._ I shall + Believe you mock me in this argument, + I have no power. + + _Lis._ How, no power? + + _Qu._ Not as a Queen. + + _Lis._ I understand you not. + + _Qu._ I must obey, your Father's my Protector. + + _Lis._ How? + + _Qu._ When I am absolute, _Lisimachus_, + Our power and Titles meet, before, we are but + A shadow, and to give you that were nothing. + + _Lis._ Excellent Queen, + My love took no original from State, + Or the desire of other greatness, + Above what my birth may challenge modestly, + I love your virtues; mercenary souls + Are taken with advancement, you've an Empire + Within you, better than the worlds, to that + Looks my ambition. + + _Qu._ T'other is not, Sir, + To be despis'd, Cosmography allows + _Epire_, a place i' th' Map, and know till I + Possess what I was born to, and alone + Do grasp the Kingdoms Scepter, I account + My self divided, he that marries me + Shall take an [a]bsolute Queen to his warm bosom, + My temples yet are naked, until then + Our Loves can be but compliments, and wishes, + Yet very hearty ones. + + _Lis._ I apprehend. + + _Qu._ Your Father. + + _Enter_ Cassander _and_ Seleucus. + + _Cas._ Madam, a Gentleman has an humble suit. + + _Qu._ 'Tis in your power to grant, you are Protector, + I am not yet a Queen. + + _Cas._ How's this? + + _Lis._ I shall expound her meaning. + + _Qu._ Why kneel you, Sir? + + _Sel._ Madam, to reconcile two families + That may unite, both Counsels and their blood + To serve your Crown. + + _Qu._ _Macarius_, and _Eubulus_ + That beare inveterate malice to each other. + It grew, as I have heard, upon the question + Which some of either family had made + Which of their Fathers was the best Commander: + If we believe our stories, they have both + Deserved well of our state, and yet this quarrel + Has cost too many lives, a severe faction. + + _Sel._ But I'll propound a way to plant a quiet + And peace in both our houses, which are torn + With their dissentions, and lose the glory + Of their great names, my blood speaks my relation + To _Eubulus_, and I wish my veins were emptied + To appease their war. + + _Qu._ Thou hast a noble soul, + This is a charity above thy youth, + And it flows bravely from thee, name the way. + + _Sel._ In such a desperate cause, a little stream + Of blood might purge the foulness of their hearts + If you'll prevent a deluge. + + _Qu._ Be particular. + + _Sel._ Let but your Majesty consent that two + May with their personal valour, undertake + The honor of their family, and determine + Their difference. + + _Qu._ This rather will inlarge + Their hate, and be a means to call more blood + Into the stream. + + _Sel._ Not if both families + Agree, and swear-- + + _Qu._ And who shall be the Champions? + + _Sel._ I beg the honor, for _Eubulus_ cause + To be ingag'd, if any for _Macarius_, + Worthy to wager heart with mine, accept it, + I am confident, _Arcadius_, + For honor would direct me to his sword, + Will not deny, to stake against my life + His own, if you vouchsafe us priviledge. + + _Qu._ You are the expectation, and top boughs + Of both your houses, it would seem injustice, + To allow a civil war to cut you off, + And your selves the instruments, besides + You appear a soldier; _Arcadius_ + Hath no acquaintance yet with rugged war, + More fit to drill a Lady, than expose + His body to such dangers: a small wound + I'th' head, may spoil the method of his hair, + Whose curiosity exacts more time, + Than his devotion, and who knows but he + May lose his ribond by it in his lock, + Dear as his Saint, with whom he would exchange + His head, for her gay colours; then his band + May [b]e disorder'd, and transform'd from Lace + To Cutwork, his rich cloaths be discomplexioned + With bloud, beside the infashionable slashes: + And at the next Festival take Physick, + Or put on black, and mourn for his slain breeches: + His hands cas'd up in gloves all night, and sweet + _Pomatum_: the next day may be endanger'd + To blisters with a sword, how can he stand + Upon his guard, who hath Fidlers in his head, + To which, his feet must ever be a dancing? + Beside a falsify may spoil his cringe, + Or making of a leg, in which consists + Much of his Court-perfection. + + _Sel._ Is this Character + Bestow'd on him? + + _Qu._ It something may concern the Gentleman, + Whom if you please to challenge + To Dance, play on the Lute, or Sing. + + _Sel._ Some [catch]? + + _Qu._ He shall not want those will maintain him + For any sum. + + _Sel._ You are my Sovereign, + I dare not think, yet I must speak somewhat, + I shall burst else, I have no skill in Jiggs, + Nor Tumbling. + + _Qu._ How Sir? + + _Sel._ Nor was I born a Minstrel, and in this you have + So infinitely disgrac'd _Arcadius_. + But that I have heard another Character, + And with your royal Licence do believe it, + I should not think him worth my killing. + + _Qu._ Your killing? + + _Sel._ Does she not jeer me; + I shall talk treason presently, I find it + At my tongues end already, this is an + Affront, I'll leave her. + + _Qu._ Come back, do you know _Arcadius_? + + _Sel._ I ha' chang'd but little breath with him; our persons + Admit no familiarity; we were + Born to live both at distance, yet I ha' seen him + Fight, and fight bravely. + + _Qu._ When the spirit of Wine + Made his brain valiant, he fought bravely. + + _Sel._ Although he be my enemy, should any + Of the gay flies that buzze about the Court, + Sit to catch trouts i'th' summer, tell me so, + I durst in any presence but your own. + + _Qu._ What? + + _Sel._ Tell him he were not honest. + + _Qu._ I see _Sele[u]cus_, thou art resolute, + And I but wrong'd _Arcadius_, your first + Request is granted, you shall fight, and he + That conquers be rewarded, to confirm + First place and honor to his Family: + Is it not this you plead for? + + _Sel._ You are gracious. + + _Qu._ _Lisimachus._ + + _Lis._ Madam. + + _Cas._ She has granted then? + + _Sel._ With much ado. + + _Cas._ I wish thy sword may open + His wanton veins, _Macarius_ is too popular, + And has taught him to insinuate. + + _Qu._ It shall + But haste the confirmation of our loves, + And ripen the delights of marriage, _Seleucus_. [_Exit cum_ Sel. + + _Lis._ As I guest, + It cannot be too soon. + + _Cas._ To morrow then we crown her, and invest + My Son with Majesty, 'tis to my wishes, + Beget a race of Princes, my _Lisimachus_. + + _Lis._ First, let us marry, Sir. + + _Cas._ Thy brow was made + To wear a golden circle, I'm transported, + Thou shalt rule her, and I will govern thee. + + _Lis._ Although you be my Father, that will not + Concern my obedience, as I take it. + + _Enter_ Philocles, Lisander, _and_ Antigonus. + + Gentlemen, + Prepare your selves for a solemnity + Will turn the Kingdom into triumph, _Epire_ + Look fresh to morrow, 'twill become your duties + In all your glory, to attend the Queen + At her Coronation, she is pleased to make + The next day happy in our Calendar, + My office doth expire, and my old blood + Renews with thought on't. + + _Phi._ How's this? + + _Ant._ Crown'd to morrow. + + _Lisa._ And he so joyful to resign his Regency, + There's some trick in't, I do not like these hasty + Proceedings, and whirls of state, they have commonl[y] + As strange and violent effects; well, heaven save the Queen. + + _Phi._ Heaven save the Queen, say I, and send her a sprightly + Bed-fellow, for the Protector, let him pray for + Himself, he is like to have no benefit of my devotion. + + _Cas._ But this doth quicken my old heart, _Lisimachus_, + There is not any step into her throne, + But is the same degree of thy own state; + Come Gentlemen. + + _Lisa._ We attend your grace. + + _Cas._ _Lisimachus._ + + _Lisi._ What heretofore could happen to mankind + Was with much pain to climb to heaven, but in + _Sophias_ marriage of all Queens the best, + Heaven will come down to earth, to make me blest. [_Exe._ + + + + + _Actus Secundus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Arcadius _and_ Polydora. + + _Pol._ Indeed you shall not go. + + _Arc._ Whither? + + _Pol._ To travel, + I know you see me, but to take your leave, + But I must never yield to such an absence. + + _Arc._ I prethee leave thy fears, I am commanded + To th' contrary, I wonot leave thee now. + + _Pol._ Commanded? by whom? + + _Arc._ The Queen. + + _Pol._ I am very glad, for trust me, I could think + Of thy departure with no comfort, thou + Art all the joy I have, half of my soul, + But I must thank the Queen now for thy company, + I prethee, what could make thee so desirous + To be abroad? + + _Arc._ Only to get an appetite + To thee _Polidora_. + + _Pol._ Then you must provoke it. + + _Arc._ Nay, prethee do not so mistake thy servant. + + _Pol._ Perhaps you surfeit with my Love. + + _Arc._ Thy love? + + _Pol._ Although I have no beauty to compare + With the best faces, I have a heart above + All competition. + + _Arc._ Thou art jealous now, + Come let me take the kiss I gave thee last, + I am so confident of thee, no Lip + Has ravisht it from thine; I prethee come + To Court. + + _Pol._ For what? + + _Arc._ There is the throne for beauty. + + _Pol._ 'Tis safer dwelling here. + + _Arc._ There's none will hurt, + Or dare but think an ill to _Polydora_, + The greatest will be proud to honor thee. + Thy luster wants the admiration here: + There thou wot shine indeed, and strike a reverence + Into the gazer. + + _Pol._ You can flatter too. + + _Arc._ No praise of thee can be thought so, thy virtue + Will deserve all, I must confess, we Courtiers + Do oftentimes commend to shew our Art, + There is necessity sometimes to say, + This Madam breaths _Arabian_ Gumms, + Amber and Cassia; though while we are praising, + We wish we had no nostrils to take in + Th' offensive steam of her corrupted Lungs. + Nay, some will swear they love their Mistriss, + Would hazard lives and fortunes, to preserve + One of her hairs brighter than _Berinices_; + Or young _Apollo's_, and yet after this, + A favour from another toy would tempt him + To laugh, while the officious hangman whips + Her head off. + + _Pol._ Fine men. + + _Arc._ I am none of these, + Nay, there are women _Polidora_, too + That can do pretty well at flatteries; + Make men believe they dote, will languish for 'em, + Can kiss a Jewel out of one, and dally + A carcanet of Diamonds from another, + Weep into th' bosome, of a third, and make + Him drop as many Pearls; they count it nothing + To talk a reasonable heir within ten days + Out of his whole Estate, and make him mad + He has no more wealth to consume. + + _Pol._ You'll teach me + To think I may be flattered in your promises, + Since you live where this Art is most profest. + + _Arc._ I dare not be so wicked _Polidora_, + The Infant errors of the Court I may + Be guilty of, but never to abuse + So rare a goodness, nor indeed did ever + Converse with any of those shames of Court, + To practise for base ends; be confident + My heart is full of thine, and I so deeply + Carry the figure of my _Polydora_, + It is not in the power of time or distance + To cancel it, by all that's blest I love thee: + Love thee above all women, dare invoke + A curse when I forsake thee. + + _Pol._ Let it be some + Gentle one. + + _Arc._ Teach me an oath I prethee, + One strong enough to bind, if thou dost find + Any suspition of my faith, or else + Direct me in some horrid imprecation: + When I forsake thee for the love of other + Women, may heaven reward my apostacy + To blast my greatest happiness on earth, + And make all joys abortive. + + _Pol._ Revoke these hasty syllables, they carry + Too great a penalty for breach of Love + To me, I am not worth thy suffering, + You do not know, what beauty may invite + Your change, what happiness may tempt your eye + And heart together. + + _Arc._ Should all the graces of your sex conspire + In one, and she should court [me], with a Dowry, + Able to buy a Kingdom, when I give + My heart from _Polidora_. + + _Pol._ I suspect not, + And to requite thy constancy, I swear. + + _Arc._ 'Twere sin to let thee waste thy breath + I have assurance of thy noble thoughts. + + _Enter a Servant._ + + _Serv._ My Lord, your Uncle hath been every where + I' th' Court inquiring for you, his looks speak + Some earnest cause. + + _Arc._ I am more acquainted with + Thy virtue, than to imagine thou wilt not + Excuse me now, one kiss dismisses him + Whose heart shall wait on _Polidora_ prethee + Let me not wish for thy return too often, + My Father. + + _Enter_ Nestorius, _and a servant_. + + _Nes._ I met _Arcadius_ in strange haste, he told me + He had been with thee. + + _Pol._ Some affair too soon + Ravish'd him hence, his Uncle sent for him + You came now from Court: how looks the Queen + This golden morning? + + _Nes._ Like a Bride, her soul + Is all on mirth, her eyes have quick'ning fires, + Able to strike a spring into the earth, + In winter. + + _Pol._ Then _Lisimachus_ can have + No frost in's blood, that lives so near her beams. + + _Nes._ His politick Father the Protector smiles too, + Resolve to see the ceremony of the Queen + 'Twill be a day of state. + + _Pol._ I am not well. + + _Nes._ How! not well? retire then, I must return + My attendance is expected, _Polidora_, + Be careful of thy health. + + _Pol._ It will concern me. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Arcadius, _and_ Macarius. + + _Arc._ You amaze me, Sir. + + _Mac._ Dear Nephew, if thou respect thy safety + My honor, or my age, remove thy self, + Thy life's in danger. + + _Arc._ Mine? who's my enemy? + + _Mac._ Take horse, and instantly forsake the City, + Or else within some unsuspected dwelling, + Obscure thy self, stay not to know the reason. + + _Arc._ Sir, I beseech your pardon, which i' th' number + Of my offences unto any, should + Provoke this dishonourable flight? + + _Mac._ I would, when I petition'd for thy stay, + I had pleaded for thy banishment, thou knowst not + What threatens thee. + + _Arc._ I would desire to know it, + I am in no conspiracy of treason, + Have ravish'd no mans Mistriss, not so much + As given the lye to any, what should mean + Your strange and violent fears, I will [n]ot stir + Until you make me sensible I have lost + My innocence. + + _Mac._ I must not live to see + Thy body full of wounds, it were less sin + To rip thy Fathers Marble, and fetch from + The reverend vault, his ashes, and disperse them + By some rude winds, where none should ever find + The sacred dust: it was his Legacy, + The breath he mingled with his prayers to Heaven + I [sh]ould preserve _Arcadius_, whose fate + He prophesied in death, would need protection, + Thou wot disturb his ghost, and call it to + Affright my dreams, if thou refuse to obey me. + + _Arc._ You more inflame me, to enquire the cause + Of your distraction, and you'll arm me better + Than any coward flight by acquainting me + Whose malice aims to kill me, good Sir tell me. + + _Mac._ Then prayers and tears assist me. + + _Arc._ Sir. + + _Mac._ _Arcadius_, + Thou art a rash young man, witness the spirit + Of him that trusted me so much, I bleed, + Till I prevent this mischief. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Philocles, Lisander. + + _Arc._ Ha, keep off. + + _Phi._ What mean you, Sir? + + _Lis._ We are your friends. + + _Arc._ I know your faces, but + Am not secure, I would not be betraid. + + _Lis._ You wrong our hearts, who truly honor you. + + _Arc._ They say I must be kill'd. + + _Phi._ By whom? + + _Arc._ I know not, nor wou'd I part with life so tamely. + + _Phi._ We dare engage ours in your quarrel, hide + Your sword, it may beget suspition, + It's enough to question you. + + _Arc._ I am confident; + Pray pardon me, come, I despise all danger: + Yet a dear friend of mine, my Uncle told me + He would not see my body full of wounds. + + _Lis._ Your Uncle, this is strange. + + _Arc._ Yes, my honest Uncle, + If my unlucky Stars have pointed me + So dire a fate. + + _Phi._ There is some strange mistake in't. + + _Enter_ Antigonus. + + _Ant._ _Arcadius_, the Queen would speak with you, + You must make haste. + + _Ar[c]._ Though to my death, I flie + Upon her summons I give up my breath + Then willingly, if she command it from me. + + _Phi._ This does a little trouble me. + + _Lis._ I know not + What to imagine, something is the ground + Of this perplexity, but I hope there is not + Any such danger as he apprehends. + + _Enter_ Queen, Lisimachus, Macarius, Eubulus, Seleucus, + Arcadius, _Ladies, Attendants and Gent._ + + _Qu._ We have already granted to _Seleucus_ + And they shall try their valour, if _Arcadius_ + Have spirit in him to accept the challenge, + Our Royal word is past. + + _Phi._ This is strange. + + _Eub._ Madam, my son knew not what he ask'd, + And you were cruel to consent so soon. + + _Mac._ Wherein have I offended, to be rob'd + At once, of all the wealth I have, _Arcadius_ + Is part of me. + + _Eub._ _Seleucus's_ life and mine + Are twisted on one thred, both stand or fall + Together, hath the service for my Countrey + Deserved but this reward, to be sent weeping + To my eternal home? Was't not enough + When I was young, to lose my bloud in wars, + But the poor remnant that is scarcely warm + And faintly creeping through my wither'd veins + Must be let out to make you sport. + + _Mac._ How can + We, that shall this morn see the sacred oyl, + Fall on your Virgin tresses, hope for any + Protection hereafter, when this day + You sacrifice the blood of them that pray for you. + _Arcadius_, I prethee speak thy self, + It is for thee I plead. + + _Eub._ _Seleucus_, kneel + And say thou hast repented thy rash suit; + If e'er I see thee fight, I be thus wounded, + How will the least drop forc'd from thy veins, + Afflict my heart. + + _Mac._ Why, that's good; + _Arcadius_, speak to her; hear him Madam. + + _Arc._ If you call back this honor you have done me + I shall repent I live, doe not perswade me: + _Seleucus_, thou art a noble enemy, + And I will love thy soul, though I despair + Our bodies friendly conversation: + I would we were to tugg upon some cliffe, + Or like two prodigies i'th' air, our conflict + Might generally be gaz'd at, and our bloud + Appease our grandsires ashes. + + _Mac._ I am undone. + + _Sel._ Madam, my father says I have offended, + If so, I beg your pardon, but beseech you + For your own glory, call not back your word. + + _Eub._ They are both mad. + + _Qu._ No more, we have resolv'd, + And since their courage is so nobly flam'd, + This morning we'll behold the Champions + Within the List, be not afraid, their strife + Will stretch so far as death, so soon as we + Are Crown'd, prepare your selves, _Seleucus_. [_Kisses her hand._ + + _Sel._ I have receiv'd another life in this high favour, + And may lose what nature gave me. + + _Qu._ _Arcadius_, to encourage thy young valour, + We give thee our Fathers sword. + Command it from our Armory; _Lisimachus_, + To our Coronation. [_Exeunt._ + + _Sel._ I'll forfeit + My head for a rebellion, than suffer it. [_Exit._ + + _Arc._ I am circled with confusions, I'll do somewhat + My brains and friends assist me. [_Exit._ + + _Phi._ But do you think they'll fight indeed? + + _Lis._ Perhaps + Her Majesty will see a bout or two. + And yet 'tis wondrous strange, such spectacles + Are rare i'th' Court, and they were to skirmish naked + Before her, then there might be some excuse. + There is gimcracks in't, the Queen is wise + Above her years. + + _Phi._ _Macarius_ is perplex'd. + + _Enter_ Eubulus. + + _Lis._ I cannot blame him, but my Lord _Eubulus_ + Returns, they are both troubled, 'las good men, + But our duties are expected, we forget. [_Ex._ Phil. Lis. + + _Eub._ I must resolve, and yet things are not ripe, + My brains upon the torture. + + _Mac._ This may quit + The hazard of his person, whose least drop + Of blood, is worth more than our families. + My Lord _Eubulus_, I have thought a way + To stay the young mens desperate proceedings, + It is our cause they fight, let us beseech + The Queen, to grant us two the priviledge + Of Duel, rather than expose their lives + To eithers fury; it were pity they + Should run upon so black a destiny, + We are both old, and may be spar'd, a pair + Of fruitless trees, mossie, and wither'd trunks, + That fill up too much room. + + _Eub._ Most willingly, + And I will praise her charity to allow it; + I have not yet forg[o]t to use a sword, + Let's lose no time, by this act, she will licence + Our souls to leave our bodies but a day, + Perhaps an hour the sooner; they may live + To do her better service, and be friends + When we are dead, and yet I have no hope + This will be granted, curse upon our faction. + + _Mac._ If she deny us-- + + _Eub._ What? + + _Mac._ I wou'd do somewhat-- + + _Eub._ There's something o' th' suddain struck upon + My imagination that may secure us. + + _Mac._ Name it, if no dishonor wait upon't + To preserve them, I'll accept any danger. + + _Eub._ There is no other way, and yet my heart + Would be excus'd, but 'tis to save his life. + + _Mac._ Speak it _Eubulus_. + + _Eub._ In your ear I shall, + It sha'not make a noise if you refuse it. + + _Mac._ Hum? though it stir my bloud, I'll meet _Arcadius_, + If this preserve thee not, I must unseal + Another mistery. [_Exit._ + + _Enter Queen_, Lisimachus, Cassander, Charilla, Lisander, + Philocles, Antigonus. + + _Qu._ We owe to all your loves, and will deserve + At least by our endeavours, that none may + This day repent their prayers, my Lord Protector. + + _Cas._ Madam, I have no + Such Title now, and am blest to lose + That name so happily: I was but trusted + With a glorious burden. + + _Qu._ You have prov'd + Your self our faithful Counsellor, and must still + Protect our growing state: a Kingdoms Scepter + Weighs down a womans arm, this Crown sits heavy + Upon my brow already, and we know + There's something more than mettal in this wreath, + Of shining glory, but your faith, and counsel, + That are familiar with mysteries, + And depths of state, have power to make us fit + For such a bearing, in which both you shall + Doe loyal service, and reward your Duties. + + _Cas._ Heaven preserve your Highness. + + _Qu._ But yet my Lords and Gentlemen, let none + Mistake me, that because I urge your wisdoms, + I shall grow careless, and impose on you + The managing of this great Province, no, + We will be active too, and as we are + In dignity above your persons, so, + The greatest portion of the difficulties + We call to us, you in your several places + Relieving us with your experience, + Observing in your best directions + All modesty, and distance; for although + We are but young, no action shall forfeit + Our royal priviledge, or encourage any + Too unreverent boldness; as it will become + Our honor to consult, e'r we determine + Of the most necessary things of state, + So we are sensible of a check, + But in a brow, that saucily controuls + Our action, presuming on our years + As few, or frailty of our sex; that head + Is not secure, that dares our power or justice. + + _Phi._ She has a brave spirit, look how the Protector + Grows pale already. + + _Qu._ But I speak to you + Are perfect in obedience, and may spare + This Theme, yet 'twas no immat[eriall] + Part of our character, since I desire + All should take notice, I have studied + The knowledge of my self, by which I shall + Better distinguish of your worth and persons + In your relations to us. + + _Lis._ This language + Is but a threatening to some body. + + _Qu._ But we miss some, that use not to absent + Their duties from us, where's _Macarius_? + + _Cas._ Retir'd to grieve, your Majesty hath given + Consent, _Arcadius_ should enter the List + To day with young _Seleucus._ + + _Qu._ We purpose + + _Enter Gentleman._ + + They shall proceed, what's he? + + _Phil._ A Gentleman belonging to _Seleucus_ that gives notice + He is prepar'd, and waits your royal pleasure. + + _Qu._ He was compos'd for action, give notice + To _Arcadius_, and admit the challenger: + Let other Princes boast their gaudy tilting, + And mockery of battles, but our triumph + Is celebrated with true noble valour. + + _Enter_ Seleucus, Arcadius, _at several doors, their Pages + before them, bearing their Targets_. + + Two young men spirited enough to have + Two kingdoms staked upon their swords, _Lisimachus_ + Do not they excellently become their arms? + 'Twere pity but they should do something more + Then wave their plumes. [_A shout within._ + What noise is that? + + _Enter_ Macarius, _and_ Eubulus. + + _Mac._ The peoples joy to know us reconcil'd, + Is added to the jubile of the day, + We have no more a faction but one heart, + Peace flow in every bosom. + + _Eub._ Throw away + These instruments of death, and like two friends + Embrace by our example. + + _Qu._ This unfein'd? + + _Mac._ By our duties to your self, dear Madam + Command them not advance, our houses from + This minute are incorporated; happy day + Our eyes at which before revenge look'd forth, + May clear suspition, oh my _Arcadius_! + + _Eub._ We have found a nearer way to friendship, Madam, + Than by exposing them to fight for us. + + _Qu._ If this be faithful, our desires are blest. + We had no thought to waste, but reconcile + Your bloud this way, and we did prophesie + This happy chance, spring into eithers bosom, + _Arcadius_ and _Seleucus_, what can now + Be added to this days felicity? + Yes, there is something, is there not my Lord? + While we are Virgin Queen. + + _Cas._ Ha, that string + Doth promise Musick. + + _Qu._ I am yet my Lords + Your single joy, and when I look upon, + What I have took, to manage the great care + Of this most flourishing kingdom, I incline + To think I shall do justice to my self, + If I choose one, whose strength and virtue may + Assist my undertaking, think you Lords, + A Husband would not help? + + _Lis._ No question, Madam, + And he that [you purpose to make] so blest + Must needs be worthy of our humblest duty, + It is the general vote. + + _Qu._ We will not then + Trouble Ambassadors to treat with any + Princes abroad, within our own dominion, + Fruitful in honor, we shall make our choice; + And that we may not keep you over long + In th[e] imagination, from this circle, we + Have purpose to elect; one, whom I shall + Salute a King and Husband. + + _Lisa._ Now my Lord _Lisimachus_. + + _Que._ Nor shall we in this action be accus'd + Of rashness, since the man we shall declare + Deserving our affection, hath been early + In our opinion, which had reason first + To guide it, and his known nobility + Long marry'd to our thoughts, will justifie + Our fair election. + + _Phi._ _Lisimachus_ blushes. + + _Cas._ Direct our duties, Madam, to pray for him. + + _Que._ _Arcadius_, you see from whence we come, + Pray lead us back, you may ascend. [_She comes from the State._ + + _Cas._ How's this? o're-reach'd? + + _Arc._ Madam, be charitable to your humblest creature, + Doe not reward the heart, that falls in duty + Beneath your feet, with making me the burden + Of the Court-mirth, a mockery for Pages, + 'Twere Treason in me but to think you meane thus. + + _Que._ _Arcadius_, you must refuse my love, + Or shame this Kingdom. + + _Phi._ Is the wind in that corner? + + _Cas._ I shall run mad _Lisimachus_. + + _Lisi._ Sir, contain your self. + + _Sel._ Is this to be believ'd? + + _Mac._ What dream is this? + + _Phi._ He kisses her, now by this day I am glad on't. + + _Lisa._ Mark the Protector. + + _Ant._ Let him fret his heart-strings. + + _Que._ Is the day cloudy on the sudden? + + _Arc._ Gentlemen, + It was not my ambition, I durst never + Aspire so high in thought, but since her Majesty + Hath pleas'd to call me to this honor, I + Will study to be worthy of her grace, + By whom I live. + + _Que._ The Church to morrow shall + Confirme our marriage, noble _Lisimachus_; + We'll find out other wayes to recompence + Your love to us, set forward, come _Arcadius_. + + _Mac._ It must be so, and yet let me consider. + + _Cas._ He insults already, policy assist me, + To break his neck. + + _Lisi._ Who would trust Woman? + Lost in a pair of minutes, lost, how bright + A morning rose, but now, [and now] 'tis night? [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Tertius. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Polidora, _and a Servant_. + + _Pol._ Oh where shall Virgins look for faith hereafter? + If he prove false, after so many vowes? + And yet if I consider, he was tempted + Above the strength of a young Lover, two + Such glorious courting his acceptance, were + Able to make disloyalty no sin, + At least not seem a fault, a Lady first, + Whose very looks would thaw a man more frozen + Than the _Alps_, quicken a soul more dead than Winter, + Add to her beauty and perfection, + That she's a Queen, and brings with her a Kingdom + Able to make a great mind forfeit Heaven. + What could the frailty of _Arcadius_ + Suggest, to unspirit him so much, as not + To fly to her embraces, you were present + When she declar'd her self. + + _Ser._ Yes Madam. + + _Pol._ Tell me, + Did not he make a pause, when the fair Queen + A full temptation stood him? + + _Ser._ Very little + My judgment could distinguish, she did no sooner + Propound, but he accepted. + + _Pol._ That was ill, + He might with honor stand one or two minutes, + Me thinks it should have startled him a little, + To have rememberd me, I have deserv'd + At least a cold thought, well, pray give it him. + + _Ser._ I shall. + + _Pol._ When? + + _Ser._ Instantly. + + _Pol._ Not so, + But take a time when his joy swels him most, + When his delights are high and ravishing, + When you perceive his Soul dance in his eyes, + When she that must be his hath drest her beauty, + With all her pride, and sends a thousand _Cupids_ + To call him to the tasting of her lip; + Then give him this, and tell him, while I live, + I'll pray for him. + + _Ser._ I shall. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Cassander, _and_ Lisimachus. + + _Cas._ There is no way but death. + + _Lisi._ That's black, and horrid, + Consider, Sir, it was her sin, not his; + I cannot accuse him, what man could carry + A heart so frozen, not to melt at such + A glorious flame? Who could not fly to such + A happiness? + + _Cas._ Have you ambition + To be a tame fool? see so vast an injury + And not revenge it? make me not suspect + Thy Mother for this sufferance, my Son. + + _Lis._ Pray hear me, Sir. + + _Cas._ Hear a patient gull, + A property, thou hast no blood of mine, + If this affront provoke thee not, how canst + Be charitable to thy self, and let him live + To glory in thy shame? Nor is he innocent; + He had before crept slily into her bosome, + And practised thy dishonor. + + _Lisi._ You begin to stir me, Sir. + + _Cas._ How else could she be guilty + Of such contempt of thee? and in the eye + Of all the Kingdom, they conspir'd this stain, + When they had cunning meetings, shall thy love + And blooming hopes be scatter'd thus, and _Lisimachus_ + Stand idle gazer? + + _Lisi._ What, Sir, will his death + Advantage us, if she be false to me? + So irreligious, and to touch her person-- + Pause, we may be observed. + + _Enter_ Philocles, _and_ Lisander. + + _Lisa._ 'Tis the Protector + And his son. + + _Phi._ Alas, poor Gentleman, I pitty + His neglect, but am not sorry for his Father. + ['Tis] a strange turne. + + _Lisa._ The whirligigs of Women. + + _Phi._ Your Graces servant. + + _Cas._ I am yours Gentlemen, + And should be happy to deserve your loves. + + _Phi._ Now he can flatter. + + _Lisa._ In't Sir, to inlarge your sufferings, I have + A heart doth wish + The Q[u]een had known better to reward + Your love and merit. + + [_Lisi._] If you would express + Your love to me, pray do not mention it, + I must obey my fate. + + _Phi._ She will be married + To t'other Gentleman for certain then? + + _Cas._ I hope you'll wish 'em joy. + + _Phi._ Indeed I will, Sir. + + _Lisa._ Your Graces servant. [_Exit._ + + _Cas._ We are grown + Ridiculous, the pastime of the Court: + Here comes another. + + _Enter_ Seleucus. + + _Sel._ Where's your Son, my Lord? + + _Cas._ Like a neglected servant of his Mistress. + + _Sel._ I would ask him a question. + + _Cas._ What? + + _Sel._ Whether the Queen, + As 'tis reported, lov'd him, he can tell + Whether she promis'd what they talke of, marriage. + + _Cas._ I can resolve you that, Sir. + + _Sel._ She did promise? + + _Cas._ Yes. + + _Sel._ Then shee's a Woman, and your Son; + + _Cas._ What? + + _Sel._ Not worthy his blood, and expectation, + If he be calme. + + _Cas._ There's no opposing destiny. + + _Sel._ I would cut the Throat. + + _Cas._ Whose throat? + + _Sel._ The destinies, that's all, your pardon, Sir, + I am _Seleucus_ still, a poor shadow + Oth' World, a walking picture, it concerns + Not me, I am forgotten by my stars. + + _Cas._ The Queen, with more discretion, might ha chosen Thee. + + _Sel._ Whom? + + _Cas._ Thee, _Seleucus_. + + _Sel._ Me? I cannot dance, and frisk with due activity, + My body is lead, I have too much phlegme, what should + I do with a Kingdome? no, _Arcadius_ + Becomes the cushion, and can please, yet setting + Aside the trick that Ladies of Blood look at, + Another Man might make a shift to weare + Rich Clothes, sit in the chair of state, and nod, + Dare venture on discourse, that does not trench + On compliment, and think the study of Armes + And Arts, more commendable in a Gentleman, + Than any Galliard. + + _Cas._ _Arcadius_, + And you, were reconcil'd. + + _Sel._ We? yes, oh yes, + But 'tis not manners now to say we are friends, + At our equality there had been reason, + But now subjection is the word. + + _Cas._ They are not + Yet married. + + _Sel._ I'll make no Oath upon't, + My Lord _Lisimachus_, + A word, you'll not be angry if I love you, + May not a Batchellor be made a Cuckold? + + _Lisi._ How, Sir? + + _Cas._ _Lisimachus_, this Gentleman + Is worth our embrace, hee's spirited, + And may be useful. + + _Sel._ Hark you, can you tell + Where's the best Dancing-master? and you mean + To rise at Court, practise to caper, farewel + The noble science, that makes work for cutlers, + It will be out of fashion to weare swords, + Masques, and devices welcome, I salute you, + Is it not pitty any division + Should be heard out of Musick? Oh 'twill be + An excellent age of crotchets; and of Canters. + Buy Captains, that like fools will spend your blood + Out of your Country, you will be of less + Use than your feathers, if you return unman'd + You shall be beaten soon to a new march, + When you shall think it a discretion + To sell your glorious buffes to buy fine pumps, + And pantables, this is I hope no treason. + + _Enter_ Arcadius _leading the_ Queen, Charia, Eubulus, Lisander, + Philocles, Polidora, _servant_. + + _Cas._ Wot stay _Lisimachus_? + + _Lisi._ Yes, Sir, + And shew a patience above her injury. + + _Arc._ This honor is too much, Madam, assume + Your place, and let _Arcadius_ waite still: + 'Tis happiness enough to be your servant. + + _Cas._ Now he dissembles. + + _Que._ Sir, you must sit. + + _Arc._ I am obedient. + + _Que._ This is not Musick + Sprightly enough, it feeds the soul with melancholy. + How sayes _Arcadius_? + + _Arc._ Give me leave to think + There is no harmony but in your voice, + And not an accent of your heavenly tongue, + But strikes me into rapture, I incline + To think, the tale of _Orpheus_ no fable, + 'Tis possible he might inchant the Rocks, + And charme the Forrest, soften hell, hell it self, + With his commanding Lute, it is no miracle + To what you work, whose very breath conveyes + The hearer into Heaven, how at your lips, + Day-winds gather Perfumes, proudly glide away, + To disperse sweetness round about the world. + + _Sel._ Fine stuff. + + _Que._ You cannot flatter. + + _Arc._ Not, if I should say, + Nature had plac'd you here the creatures wonder, + And her own spring, from which all excellence + On Earth's deriv'd, and copyed forth, and when + The character of fair, and good in others + Is quite worne out, and lost, looking on you + It is supply'd, and you alone made mortal + To feed, and keep alive all beauty. + + _Sel._ Ha, ha, Can you indure it Gentlemen? + + _Lisa._ What do you meane? + + _Sel._ Nay, ask him what he meanes, mine is a down + Right laugh. + + _Que._ Well, Sir, proceed. + + _Arc._ At such bright eyes the stars do light themselves, + At such a forehead Swans renew their white, + From such a lip the morning gathers blushes. + + _Sel._ The morning is more modest than thy praises, + What a thing does he make her? + + _Arc._ And when you flie to Heaven and leave this world + No longer maintenance of goodness from you: + Then Poetry shall lose all use with us, + And be no more, since nothing in your absence + Is left, that can be worthy of a Verse. + + _Sel._ Ha, ha. + + _Que._ Whose that? + + _Sel._ 'Twas I, Madam. + + _Arc._ _Seleucus?_ + + _Cas._ Ha? + + _Sel._ Yes, Sir, 'twas I that laugh'd. + + _Arc._ At what? + + _Sel._ At nothing. + + _Lisa._ Contain your self, _Seleucus_. + + _Eub._ Are you mad? + + _Que._ Have you ambition to be punish'd, Sir? + + _Sel._ I need not, 'twas punishment + Enough to hear him make an Idol of you, he left + Out the commendation of your patience, I was a little + Mov'd in my nature, to hear his Rodomontados, and + Make a monster of his Mistress, which I pitty'd first, + But seeing him proceed, I guest he brought you + Mirth with his inventions, and so made bold to laugh at it. + + _Que._ You are sawcy, + We'll place you where you sha'not be so merry, + Take him away. + + _Lisa._ Submit your self. + + _Arc._ Let me plead for his pardon. + + _Sel._ I wo'd not owe my life so poorly, beg thy own, + When you are King you cannot bribe your destiny. + + _Eub._ Good Madam hear me, I fear he is distracted, + Brave boy, thou should'st be Master of a soul + Like his: thy honors more concern'd. + + _Sel._ 'Tis charity, + A way wo' mee, 'boy Madam? + + _Cas._ He has a daring spirit. [_Ex._ Sel. Eub. Cas. + + _Arc._ These, and a thousand more affronts I must + Expect: your favors draw them all upon me; + In my first state I had no enemies, + I was secure, while I did grow beneath + This expectation, humble valleys thrive with + Their bosomes full of flowers, when the Hills melt + With lightning, and rough anger of the clouds, + Let me retire. + + _Que._ And can _Arcadius_ + At such a breath be mov'd, I had opinion + Your courage durst have stood a tempest for + Our love, can you for this incline to leave + What other Princes should in vain have sued for? + How many Lovers are in _Epire_ now + Would throw themselves on danger, not expect + One enemy, but empty their own veins, + And think the loss of all their blood rewarded, + To have one smile of us when they are dying? + And shall this murmur shake you? + + _Arc._ Not dear Madam, + My life is such a poor despised thing, + In value your least graces, that + To lose it were to make my self a victory, + It is not for my self, I fear: the envy + Of others cannot fasten wound in me + Greater, than that your goodness should be check'd + So daringly. + + _Que._ Let not those thoughts afflict thee, + While we have power to correct the offences, + _Arcadius_ be mine, this shall confirm it. + + _Arc._ I shall forget, + And lose my way to heaven, that touch had been + Enough to have restor'd me, and infus'd + A spirit of a more celestial nature, + After the tedious absence of my soul, + Oh bless me not too much, one smile a day + Would stretch my life to mortality; + Poets that wrap divinity in tales, + Look here, and give your coppies forth of angels, + What blessing can remain? + + _Que._ Our Marriage. + + _Arc._ Place then some horrors in the way + For me, not you, to pass, the journeys end + Holds out such glories to me, I should think + Hell but a poor degree of suffering for it, + What's that, some petition? a Letter to me. + _You had a Polidora, ha, that's all._ + Ith' minu[t]e when my vessels new lanch'd forth, + With all my pride, and silken wings about me + I strike upon a Rock: What power can save me? + You had a _Polidora_; there's a name + Kill'd with grief, I can so soon forget her. + + _Ser._ She did impose on me this service, Sir, + And while she lives she sayes, shee'll pray for you. + + _Arc._ She lives, + That's well, and yet 'twere better, for my fame, + And honor, she were dead; What fate hath plac'd me + Upon this fearful precipice? + + _Ser._ He's troubled. + + _Arc._ I must resolve, my faith is violated + Already, yet poor loving _Polidora_ + Will pray for me, she sayes, to think she can + Render me hated to my self, and every + Thought's a tormentor, let me then be just. + + _Que._ _Arcadius._ + + _Arc._ That voice prevailes agen, oh _Polidora_, + Thou must forgive _Arcadius_, I dare not + Turn rebel to a Princess, I shall love + Thy vertue, but a Kingdom has a charme + To excuse our f[r]ailty, dearest Madam. + + _Que._ Now set forward. + + _Arc._ To perfect all our joyes. + + _Enter_ Macarius, _and a_ Bishop, Casander. + + _Mac._ I'll fright their glories. + + _Cas._ By what means? + + _Mac._ Observe. + + _Arc._ Our good Unckle, welcome. + + _Que._ My Lord _Macarius_, we did want your person, + There's something in our joyes wherein you share. + + _Mac._ This you intend your highness wedding day. + + _Que._ We are going. + + _Mac._ Save you labor + I have brought a Priest to meet you. + + _Arc._ Reverend Father. + + _Que._ Meet us, Why? + + _Mac._ To tell you, that you must not Marry. + + _Cas._ Didst thou hear that, _Lisimachus_? + + _Lisi._ And wonder what will follow. + + _Que._ We must not marry. + + _Bish._ Madam, 'tis a rule + First made in heaven, and I must needs declare + You and _Arcadius_ must tie no knot + Of Man and Wife. + + _Arc._ Is my Unckle mad? + + _Que._ Joy has transported him, + Or age has made him dote, _Macarius_ + Provoke us not too much, you will presume + Above our mercy. + + _Mac._ I'll discharge my duty, + Could your frown strike me dead, my Lord, you know + Whose character this is. + + _Cas._ It is _Theodosius_, + Your graces Father. + + _Bis._ I am subscribed a witness. + + _Phi._ Upon my life 'tis his. + + _Mac._ Fear not, I'll cross this Match. + + _Cas._ I'll bless thee for't. + + _Arc._ Unckle, d'ee know what you do, or what we are + Going to finish? you will not break the neck of my glorious + Fortune, now my foots ith' stirrup, and mounting, + Throw me over the saddle? I hope you'll let one + Be a King, Madam, 'tis as you say, + My Unckle is something craz'd, there's a worm + In's brain, but I beseech you pardon him, he is + Not the first of your counsel, that has talk'd + Idly, d'ee hear my Lord Bishop, I hope + You have more Religion than to joyn with him + To undoe me. + + _Bis._ Not I Sir, but I am commanded by oath, + And conscience to speak truth. + + _Arc._ If your truth should do me any harm, I shall never + Be in charity with a Croziers staffe, look too't. + + _Que._ My youngest Brother. + + _Cas._ Worse and worse, my brains. [_Exit._ + + _Mac._ Deliver['d] to me an Infant with this writing, + To which this reverend Father is a witness. + + _Lisa._ This he whom we so long thought dead, a childe? + + _Que._ But what should make my Father to trust him + To your concealment? give abroad his death, and bury + An empty coffin? + + _Mac._ A jealousie he had + Upon _Cassander_, whose ambitious brain + He fear'd would make no conscience to depose + His son, to make _Lisimachus_ King of _Epire_. + + _Que._ He made no scruple to expose me then + To any danger? + + _Mac._ He secur'd you, Madam, + By an early Engagement of your affection + To _Lisimachus_, exempt this testimony, + Had he been _Arcadius_, and my Nephew, + I needed not obtrude him on the state, + Your love and marriage had made him King + Without my trouble, and sav'd that ambition, + There was necessity to open now + His birth, and title. + + _Phi._ _Demetrius_ alive. + + _Arc._ What riddles are these, Whom do they talk of? + + _Omn._ Congratulate your return to life, and honor, + And as becomes us, with one voice salute you, + _Demetrius_ King of _Epire_. + + _Mac._ I am no Uncle, Sir, this is your Sister, + I should have suffer'd incest to have kept you + Longer ith' dark: love, and be happy both, + My trust is now discharg'd. + + _Lisa._ And we rejoyce. + + _Arc._ But do not mock me, Gentlemen, + May I be bold upon your words to say + I am Prince _Theodosius_ Son? + + _Mac._ The King. + + _Arc._ You'll justifie it? + Sister, I am very glad to see you. + + _Sop._ I am to find a brother, and resign my glory, + My triumph is my shame. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Cassander. + + _Cas._ Thine ear _Lisimachus_. + + _Arc._ Gentlemen I owe + Unto your loves, as large acknowledgment + As to my birth, for this great honor, and + My study shall be equal to be thought + Worthy of both. + + _Cas._ Thou art turn'd Marble. + + _Lisi._ There will be the less charge for my Monument. + + _Cas._ This must not be, sit fast young King. [_Exit._ + + _Lisi._ Your sister, Sir, is gone. + + _Arc._ My sister should have been my Bride, that name + Puts me in mind of _Polidora_, ha? + _Lisander, Philocles_, Gentlemen, + If you will have me think your hearts allow me + _Theodosius_ son, oh quickly snatch some wings, + Express it in your haste to _Polidora_, + Tell her what title is new dropt from heaven + To make her rich; onely created for me: + Give her the ceremony of my Queen, + With all the state that may become our Bride, + Attend her to this throne; Are you not there? + Yet stay, 'tis too much pride to send for her, + Wee'll go our self, no honor is enough + For _Polidora_, to redeem our fault, + Salute her gently from me, and, upon + Your knee, present her with this Diadem, + 'Tis our first gift, tell her _Demetrius_ follows + To be her guest, and give himself a servant + To her chast bosome, bid her stretch her heart + To meet me, I am lost in joy and wonder. [_Exeunt Omnes._ + + + + + _Actus Quartus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Cassander, Eubulus, Soldier. + + _Cas._ Where's the Captain of the Castle? + + _Sol._ Hee'll attend your honors presently. + + _Cas._ Give him knowledge we expect him. + + _Sol._ I shall, my Lord. [_Exit._ + + _Cas._ He is my creature, fear not, + And shall run any course that we propound. + + _Eub._ My Lord, I like the substance of your plot, + 'Tis promising, but matters of this consequence + Are not so easily perfect, and it does + Concern our heads to build upon secure + Principles, though _Seleucus_, I confess, + Carry a high, and daring spirit in him, + 'Tis hard to thrust upon the state new setled + Any impostor, and we know not yet + Whether hee'll undertake to play the Prince; + Or if he should accept it, with what cunning + He can behave himself. + + _Cas._ My Lord, affairs + Of such a glorious nature, are half finish'd, + When they begin with confidence. + + _Eub._ Admit + He want no art, [n]or courage, it must rest + Upon the people to receive his title, + And with what danger their uncertain breath + May flatter ours, _Demetrius_ scarcely warm + In the Kings seat, I may suspect. + + _Cas._ That reason + Makes for our part, for if it be so probable, + That young _Demetrius_ should be living, Why + May not we work them to believe, _Leonatus_, + The eldest son was, by some trick, preserv'd, + And now would claim his own: there were two sons, + Who in their Fathers life we supposed dead, + May not we find a circumstance to make + This seem as clear as t'other, let the vulgar + Be once possest, wee'll carry _Epire_ from + _Demetrius_, and the World. + + _Eub._ I could be pleas'd + To see my Son a King. + + _Enter_ Poleanus. + + The Captain's here. + + _Pol._ I waite your Lordships pleasure. + + _Cas._ We come to visit your late prisoner: + I will not doubt, but you intreat him fairly, + He will deserve it for himself, and you + Be fortunate in any occasion, + To have exprest your service. + + _Pol._ Sir, the knowledge + Of my honorable Lord his Father, will + Instruct me to behave my self with all + Respects becoming me, to such a son. + + _Cas._ These things will least + Oblige you, but how bears he his restraint? + + _Pol._ As one whose soul's above it. + + _Eub._ Patiently? + + _Pol._ With contempt rather of the great command + Which made him prisoner, he will talke sometimes + So strangely to himself. + + _Eub._ Hee's here. + + _Enter_ Seleucus. + + _Sel._ Why was I born to be a subject? 'tis + Soon answer'd, sure my Father was no Prince, + That's all: the same ingredients use to make + A Man, as active, though not royal blood + Went to my composition, and I + Was gotten with as good a will perhaps, + And my birth cost my Mother as much sorrow, + As I had been born an Emperor. + + _Cas._ While I look + Upon him, something in his face presents + A King indeed. + + _Eub._ He does resemble much + _Theodosius_ too. + + _Cas._ Whose son we would pretend him, + This will advance our plot. + + _Sel._ 'Tis but a name, + And mere opinion, that prefers one man + Above another, I'll imagine then + I am a Prince, or some brave thing on Earth, + And see what follows: but it must not be, + My single voice will carry it, the name + Of King must be attended with a troop + Of acclamations, on whose ayrie wings + He mounts, and once exalted, threatens Heaven, + And all the stars: how to acquire this noise, + And be the thing I talke of, men have rise[n] + From a more cheap nobility to Empires, + From dark originals, and sordid blood, + Nay some that had no fathers, sons of the earth, + And flying people, have aspir'd to Kingdoms, + Made nations tremble, and have practis'd frowns + To awe the world, their memory is glorious, + And I would hug them in their shades, but what's + All this to me, that am I know not what, + And less in expectation? + + _Pol._ Are you serious? + + _Cas._ Will you assist, and run a fate with us. + + _Pol._ Command my life, I owe it to your favor. + + _Sel._ _Arcadius_ was once as far from being + As I, and had we not so cunningly + Been reconcil'd, or one, or both had gone + To seek our fortunes in another world; + What's the device now? If my death be next, + The summons shall not make me once look pale. + + _Cas._ Chide your too vain suspitions, we bring + A life, and liberty, with what else can make + Thy ambition happy, th'ast a glorious flame, + We come to advance it. + + _Sel._ How? + + _Cas._ Have but a will, + And be what thy own thoughts dare prompt thee to, + A King. + + _Sel._ You do not mock me Gentlemen? + You are my Father, Sir. + + _Eub._ This minute shall + Declare it, my _Seleucus_, our hearts swell'd + With joy, with duty rather, oh my boy! + + _Sel._ What's the mistery? + + _Pol._ You must be a King. + + _Cas._ _Seleucus_, stay, thou art too incredulous, + Let not our faith, and study to exalt thee, + Be so rewarded. + + _Eub._ I pronounce thee King, + Unless thy spirit be turn'd coward, and + Thou faint to accept it. + + _Sel._ King of what? + + _Cas._ Of _Epire_. + + _Sel._ Although the Queen, since she sent me hither, + Were gone to Heaven I know not how, + That title could devolve to me. + + _Cas._ We have + No Queen, since he that should have married her, + Is prov'd her youngest brother, and now King + In his own title. + + _Sel._ Thank you Gentlemen, + There's hope for me. + + _Cas._ Why, you dare fight with him + And need be, for the Kingdom. + + _Sel._ With _Arcadius_? + If you'll make stakes, my life against his crown, + I'll fight with him, and you, and your fine Son, + And all the Courtiers one after another. + + _Cas._ 'Two'not come to that. + + _Sel._ I am of your Lordships mind, so fare you well. + + _Cas._ Yet stay and hear-- + + _Sel._ What? that you have betray'd me: + Do, tell your King, my life is grown a burden, + And I'll confess, and make your souls look pale, + To see how nimble mine shall leap this battlement + Of flesh, and dying, laugh at your poor malice. + + _Omnes._ No more, long live _Leonatus_ King of _Epire_. + + _Sel._ _Leonatus_, Who's that? + + _Cas._ Be bold, and be a King, our brains have been + Working to raise you to this height, here are + None but friends, dare you but call your self + _Leonatus_, and but justifie with confidence + What we'll proclaime you, if we do not bring + The Crown to your head, we [w]ill forfeit ours. + + _Eub._ The state is in distraction, _Arcadius_ + Is prov'd a King, there was an elder brother, + If you dare but pronounce, you are the same, + Forget you are my son. + + _Pol._ These are no trifles, Sir, all is plotted, + To assure your greatness; if you will be wise, + And take the faire occasion that's presented. + + _Sel._ _Arcadius_, you say, is lawful King, + And now to depose him, you would make me + An elder brother, is't not so? + + _Cas._ Most right. + + _Sel._ Nay, right or wrong, if this be your true meaning. + + _Omnes._ Upon our lives. + + _Sel._ I'll venture mine, but with your pardon, + Whose brain was this? from whom took this plot life? + + _Eub._ My Lord _Cassander_. + + _Sel._ And you are of his mind? and you? and think + This may be done? + + _Eub._ The destinies shall not cross us, if you have + Spirit to undertake it. + + _Sel._ Undertake it? + I am not us'd to compliment, I'll owe + My life to you, my fortunes to your Lordship, + Compose me as you please, and when y'ave made + Me what you promise, you shall both divide + Me equally: one word, my Lord, I had rather + Live in the prison still, than be a propency + To advance his politick ends. + + _Eub._ Have no suspition. + + _Cas._ So, so, I see _Demetrius_ heels already + Trip'd up, and I'll dispatch him out oth' way, + Which gone, I can depose this at my leasure, + Being an Impostor, then my Son stands fair, + And may piece with the Princess, we lose time, + What think you, if we first surprize the Court? + While you command the Castle, we shall curbe + All opposition. + + _Eub._ Let's proclaim him first, + I have some faction, the people love me, + They gain'd to us, wee'll fall upon the Court. + + _Cas._ Unless _Demetrius_ yield himself, he bleeds. + + _Sel._ Who dares call treason sin, when it succeeds? [_Exeunt Omnes._ + + _Enter_ Sophia, _and_ Charilla. + + _Cha._ Madam, you are too passionate, and lose + The greatness of your soul, with the expence + Of too much grief, for that which providence + Hath eas'd you of, the burden of a state + Above your tender bearing. + + _Sop._ Thour't a fool, + And canst not reach the spirit of a Lady, + Born great as I was, and made onely less + By a too cruel destiny, above + Our tender bearing: What goes richer to + The composition of Man, than ours? + Our soul as free, and spatious; our heart's + As great, our will as large, each thought as active, + And in this onely Man more proud than we, + That would have us less capable of Empire, + But search the stories, and the name of Queen + Shines bright with glory, and some precedents + Above Mans imitation. + + _Cha._ I grant it + For the honor of our sex, nor have you, Madam, + By any weakness, forfeited command, + He that succeeds, in justice, was before you, + And you have gain'd more, in a royal brother, + Than you could lose by your resign of _Epire_. + + _Sop._ This I allow _Charilla,_ I ha done; + 'Tis not the thought I am depos'd afflicts me, + At the same time I feel a joy to know + My Brother living: no, there is another + Wound in me above cure. + + _Cha_. Virtue forbid. + + _Sop_. Canst find me out a Surgeon for that? + + _Cha_. For what? + + _Sop_. My bleeding fame. + + _Cha_. Oh do not injure + Your own clear innocence. + + _Sop_. Do not flatter me, + I have been guilty of an act, will make + All love in women question'd, is not that + A blot upon a Virgins name? my birth + Cannot extenuate my shame, I am + Become the stain of _Epire_. + + _Cha._ 'Tis but + Your own opinion, Madam, which presents + Something to fright your self, which cannot + Be in the same shape so horrid to our sense. + + _Sop_. Thou wod'st, but canst not appear ignorant: + Did not the Court, nay, the whole Kingdom, take + Notice, I lov'd _Lisimachus?_ + + _Cha._ True, Madam. + + _Sop._ No, I was false, + Though counsel'd by my Father to affect him, + I had my politick ends upon _Cassander_, + To be absolute Queen, flattering his son with hopes + Of love and marriage, when that very day + I blush to think I wrong'd _Lisimachus_, + That noble Gentleman, but heaven punish'd me; + For though to know _Demetrius_ was a blessing, + Yet who will not impute it my dishonor. + + _Cha._ Madam, you yet may recompence _Lisimachus_, + If you affect him now, you were not false + To him, whom then you lov'd not, if you can + Find any gentle passion in your soul + To entertain his thought, no doubt his heart, + Though sad retains a noble will to meet it, + His love was firm to you, and cannot be + Unrooted with one storme. + + _Sop._ He will not sure + Trust any language from her tongue that mock'd him, + Although my soul doth weep for't, and is punish'd + To love him above the world. + + _Enter_ Lisimachus. + + _Cha._ Hee's here + As fate would have him reconcil'd, be free, + And speak your thoughts. + + _Lisi._ If, Madam, I appear + Too bold, your charity will sign my pardon: + I heard you were not well, which made me haste + To pay the duty of an humble visit. + + _Sop._ You do not mock me, Sir. + + _Lisi._ I am confident + You think me not so lost to manners, in + The knowledge of your person, to bring with me + Such rudeness, I have nothing to present, + But a heart full of wishes for your health, + And what else may be added to your happiness. + + _Sop._ I thought you had been sensible. + + _Lisi._ How Madam? + + _Sop._ A man of understanding, can you spend + One prayer for me, remembring the dishonor + I have done _Lisimachus_? + + _Lisi._ Nothing can deface that part of my + Religion in me, not to pray for you. + + _Sop._ It is not then impossible you may + Forgive me too, indeed I have a soul + Is full of penitence, and something else, + If blushing would allow to give't a name. + + _Lisi._ What Madam? + + _Sop._ Love, a love that should redeem + My past offence, and make me white again. + + _Lisi_. I hope no sadness can possess your thoughts + For me, I am not worthy of this sorrow, + But if you mean it any satisfaction + For what your will hath made me suffer, 'tis + But a strange overflow of Charity, + To keep me still alive, be your self Madam, + And let no cause of mine, be guilty of + This rape upon your eyes, my name's not worth + The least of all your tears. + + _Sop._ You think 'em counterfeit. + + _Lisi._ Although I may + Suspect a Womans smile hereafter, yet + I would believe their wet eyes, and if this + Be what you promise, for my sake, I have + But one reply. + + _Sop._ I waite it. + + _Lisi._ I have now + Another Mistress. + + _Sop._ Stay. + + _Lisi._ To whom I have made + Since your revolt from me, a new chaste vow, + Which not the second malice of my fate + Shall violate, and she deserves it, Madam, + Even for that wherein you are excellent, + Beauty, in which she shines equal to you + Her vertue, if she but maintain what now + She is Mistress of, beyond all competition, + So rich it cannot know to be improv'd, + At least in my esteem, I may offend, + But truth shall justifie, I have not flatter'd her, + I beg your pardon, and to leave, my duty + Upon your hand, all that is good flow in you. [_Exit._ + + _Sop._ Did he not say, _Charilla_, that he had + Another Mistress? + + _Cha._ Such a sound, methought, + Came from him. + + _Sop._ Let's remove, here's too much ayre, + The sad note multiplies. + + _Cha._ Take courage, Madam, + And my advice, he has another Mistress, + If he have twenty, be you wise, and cross him + With entertaining twice as many servants, + And when he sees your humor he'll return. + And sue for any Livery, grieve for this. + + _Sop._ It must be she, 'tis _Polidora_ has + Taken his heart, she live my rival, + How does the thought inflame me! + + _Cha. Polidora?_ + + _Sop._ And yet she does but justly, and he too; + I would have rob'd her of _Arcadius_ heart, + And they will both have this revenge on me, + But something will rebel. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Demetrius, Philocles, Lisander. + + _De._ The house is desolate, none comes forth to meet us, + Shee's slow to entertain us: _Philocles,_ + I prethee tell me, did she weare no cloud + Upon her brow, was't freely that she said + We should be welcome. + + _Phi._ To my apprehension, + Yet 'tis my wonder she appears not. + + _Lisa._ She, nor any other, + Sure there's some conceit + To excuse it. + + _Dem._ Stay, Who's this? observe what follows? + + _Phi._ Fortune? some maske to entertain you, Sir. + + _Enter Fortune crown'd, attended with Youth, Health, and + Pleasure._ + + _For._ Not yet? What silence doth inhabit here? + No preparation to bid Fortune welcome! + Fortune, the genious of the World, have we + Descended from our pride, and state to come, + So far attended with our darlings, Youth, + Pleasure, and Health, to be neglected thus? + Sure this is not the place? call hither Fame. + + _Enter_ Fame. + + _Fa._ What would great Fortune? + + _For._ Know, + Who dwells here. + + _Fa._ Once more I report great Queen, + This is the house of Love. + + _For._ It cannot be, + This place has too much shade, and looks as if + It had been quite forgotten of the Spring, + And Sun-beames Love, affect society, + And heat, here all is cold as the hairs of Winter, + No harmony, to catch the busie eare + Of passengers, no object of delight, + To take the wandring eyes, no song, no grone + Of Lovers, no complaint of Wil[l]ow garlands, + Love has a Beacon upon his palace top, + Of flaming hearts, to call the weary pilgrime + To rest, and dwell with him, I see no fire + To threaten, or to warme: Can Love dwell here? + + _Fa._ If there be noble love upon the World, + Trust Fame, and find it here. + + _For._ Make good your boast, + And bring him to us. + + _De._ What does mean all this? + + _Lisa._ I told you, Sir, we should have some device. + + _Enter Love._ + + There's _Cupid_ now, that little Gentleman, + Has troubled every Masque at Court this seven year. + + _Dem._ No more. + + _Love._ Welcome to Love, how much you honor me! + It had become me, that, upon your summons, + I should have waited upon mighty Fortune, + But since you have vouchsafed to visit me; + All the delights Love can invent, shall flow + To entertain you, Musick through the ayre + Shoot your inticing harmony. + + _For._ We came to dance and revel with you. + + _Lov._ I am poor + In my ambition, and want thought to reach + How much you honor Love. [_Dance._ + + _Enter_ Honor. + + _Hon._ What intrusion's this? + Whom do you seek here. + + _Lov._ 'Tis honor. + + _For._ He my servant. + + _Lov._ Fortune is come to visit us. + + _Hon._ And has + Corrupted Love: Is this thy faith to her, + On whom we both waite, to betray her thus + To Fortunes triumph? take her giddy wheel, + And be no more companion to honor; + I blush to know thee, Who'll believe there can + Be truth in Love hereafter? + + _Lov._ I have found + My eyes, and see my shame, and with it, this + Proud sorceress, from whom, and all her charmes, + I flye agen to Honor, be my guard, + Without thee I am lost, and cannot boast, + The merit of a name. + + _For._ Despis'd? I shall + Remember this affront. + + _Dem._ What Moral's this? [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Honor _with the Crown upon a mourning Cushion_. + + What melancholly object strikes a sudden + Chillness through all my veines; and turns me Ice? + It is the same I sent, the very same, + As the first pledge of her insuing greatness: + Why in this mourning livery, if she live + To whom I sent it? ha, What shape of sorrow? + + _Enter_ Polidora _in mourning_. + + It is not _Polidora_, she was faire + Enough, and wanted not the setting off + With such a black: if thou beest _Polidora_, + Why mournes my love? it neither does become + Thy fortune, nor my joyes. + + _Pol._ But it becomes + My griefs, this habit fits a funeral, + And it were sin, my Lord, not to lament + A friend new dead. + + _Dem._ And I yet living? can + A sorrow enter but upon thy Garment, + Or discomplexion thy attire, whilst I + Enjoy a life for thee? Who can deserve, + Weigh'd with thy living comforts, but a piece + Of all this Ceremony? give him a name. + + _Pol._ He was _Arcadius_. + + _Dem._ _Arcadius?_ + + _Pol._ A Gentleman that lov'd me dearly once, + And does compel these poor, and fruitless drops, + Which willingly would fall upon his hearse, + To imbalme him twice. + + _Dem._ And are you sure hee's dead? + + _Pol._ As sure as you'r living, Sir, and yet + I did not close his eyes, but he is dead, + And I shall never see the same _Arcadius_: + He was a Man so rich in all that's good, + At least I thought him so, so perfect in + The rules of honor, whom alone to imitate + Were glory in a Prince, Nature her self, + Till his creation, wrought imperfectly, + As she had made but tryal of the rest, + To mould him excellent. + + _Dem._ And is he dead? + Come, shame him not with praises, recollect + Thy scatter'd hopes, and let me tell my best, + And dearest _Polidora_, that he lives, + Still lives to honor thee. + + _Pol._ Lives, Where? + + _Dem._ Look here. + Am not I worth your knowledge? + + _Pol._ And my duty, + You are _Demetrius_, King of _Epire_, Sir. + I could not easily mistake him so, + To whom I gave my heart. + + _Dem._ Mine is not chang'd, + But still hath fed upon thy memory, + These honors, and additions of state + Are lent me for thy sake, be not so strange, + Let me not lose my entertainment, now + I am improv'd, and rais'd unto the height, + Beneath which, I did blush to ask thy love. + + _Pol._ Give me your pardon, Sir, _Arcadius_, + At our last meeting, without argument, + To move him more than his affection to me, + Vow'd he did love me; love me above all Women, + And to confirm his heart, was truely mine, + He wish'd, I tremble to remember it, + When he forsook his _Polidora's_ love, + That Heaven might kill his happiness on Earth: + Was not this nobly said? did not this promise + A truth to shame the Turtles? + + _Dem._ And his heart + Is still the same, and I thy constant Lover. + + _Pol._ Give me your leave, I pray, I would not say, + _Arcadius_ was perjur'd, but the same day + Forgetting all his promises, and oathes, + While yet they hung upon his lips, forsook me, + D'ee not remember this too, gave his faith + From me, transported with the noise of greatness, + And would be married to a Kingdom. + + _Dem._ But Heaven permitted not I should dispose + What was ordain'd for thee. + + _Pol._ It was not virtue + In him, for sure he found no check, no sting + In his own bosome, but gave freely all + The reines to blind ambition. + + _Dem._ I am wounded, + The thought of thee ith' throng of all my joyes, + Like poyson powr'd in Nectar, turnes me frantick: + Dear, if _Arcadius_ have made a fault, + Let not _Demetrius_ be punish'd for't, + He pleads that ever will be constant to thee. + + _Pol._ Shall I believe Mans flatteries agen, + Lose my sweet rest, and peace of thought agen, + Be drawn by you, from the streight paths of virtue, + Into the maze of Love. + + _Dem._ I see compassion in thy eye, that chides me, + If I have either soul, but what's contain'd + Within these words, or if one syllable + Of their full force, be not made good by me, + May all relenting thoughts in you take end, + And thy disdain be doubled, from thy pardon, + I'll count my Coronation; and that hour + Fix with a rubrick in my Calendar, + As an auspicious time, to entertain + Affairs of weight with Princes; think who now + Intreats thy mercy, come, thou sha't be kind, + And divide Titles with me. + + _Pol._ Hear me, Sir, + I lov'd you once for virtue, and have not + A thought so much unguarded, as to be won + From my truth, and innocence with any + Motives of state to affect you, + Your bright temptation mourns while it stayes here; + Nor can the triumph of glory, which made you + Forget me, so court my opinion back, + Were you no King, I should be sooner drawn + Again to love you, but 'tis now too late, + A low obedience shall become me best: + May all the joyes I want + Still wait on you, if time hereafter tell you, + That sorrow for your fault hath struck me dead, + May one soft tear drop from your eye, in pitty + Bedew my hearse, and I shall sleep securely: + I have but one word more for goodness sake, + For your own honor, Sir, correct your passion, + To her you shall love next, and I forgive you. [_Exit._ + + _Dem._ Her heart is frozen up, nor can warm prayers + Thaw it to any softness. + + _Phi._ I'll fetch her, Sir, again. + + _Dem._ Perswade her not. + + _Phi._ You give your passion too much leave to triumph. + Seek in another what she denies. + + _Enter_ Macarius. + + _Mac._ Where's the King? oh, Sir, you are undone, + A dangerous treason is a foot. + + _Dem._ What Treason? + + _Mac._ _Cassander_, and _Eubulus_ have proclaim'd + Another King, whom they pretend to be + _Leonatus_ your elder Brother, he that was, + But this morning prisoner in the Castle. + + _Dem._ Ha? + + _Mac._ The easie _Epirotes_ + Gather in multitudes to advance his Title, + They have seised upon the Court, secure your person, + Whilst we raise power to curbe this Insurrection. + + _Ant._ Lose no time then. + + _Dem._ We will not Arme one Man, + Speak it agen, have I a brother living? + And must be no King. + + _Mac._ What means your Grace? + + _Dem._ This newes doth speak me happy, it exalts + My heart, and makes me capable of more + Than twenty Kingdoms. + + _Phi._ Will you not, Sir, stand + Upon your guard? + + _Dem._ I'll stand upon my honor, + Mercy relieves me. + + _Lisa._ Will you lose the Kingdom? + + _Dem._ The World's too poor to bribe me: leave + Me all, lest you extenuate my fame, and I + Be thought to have redeem'd it by your counsel, + You shall not share one scruple in the honor; + Titles may set a gloss upon our Name, + But Virtue onely is the soul of Fame. + + _Mac._ He's strangely possest Gentlemen. [_Exeunt Omnes._ + + + + + _Actus Quintus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Philocles, _and_ Lisander. + + _Phi._ Heres a strange turne, _Lisander_. + + _Lisa._ 'Tis a Kingdom + Easily purchas'd, who will trust the faith + Of multitudes? + + _Phi._ It was his fault, that would + So tamely give his Title to their Mercy, + The new King has possession. + + _Lisa._ And is like + To keep't, we are alone, what dost think of + This innovation? Is't not a fine Jigge? + A precious cunning in the late Protector + To shuffle a new Prince into the state. + + _Phi._ I know not how they have shuffled, but my head on't, + A false card is turn'd up trump, but fates look to't. + + _Enter_ Cassander _and_ Eubulus. + + _Eub._ Does he not carry it bravely? + + _Cos._ Excellently. + _Philocles_, _Lisander_. + + _Phi. Lis._ Your Lordships servants, + Are we not bound to heaven, for multiplying + These blessings on the Kingdom. + + _Phi._ Heaven alone + Works miracles, my Lord. + + _Lisa._ I think your Lordship + Had as little hope once to see these Princes + Revive. + + _Phi._ Here we must place our thanks, + Next providence, for preserving + So dear a pledge. + + _Enter_ Leonatus _attended_. + + _Eub._ The King. + + _Leo._ It is our pleasure + The number of our guard be doubled, give + A Largess to the Soldiers; but dismiss not + The Troops till we command. + + _Cas._ May it please. + + _Leo._ It will not please us otherwise, my Lord, + We have try'd your faith. + + _Eub._ Does he not speak with confidence? + + _Leo._ My Lords and Gentlemen, to whose faith we must + Owe next to Heaven our fortune, and our safety, + After a tedious eclipse, the day + Is bright, and we invested in those honors, + Our bloud, and birth did challenge. + + _Cas._ May no time + Be registred in our annals, that shall mention + One that had life to oppose your sacred person. + + _Leo._ Let them, whose Titles forg'd and flaw'd, suspect + Their states security, our right to _Epire_, + Heaven is oblig'd to prosper, treason has + No face so black to fright it, all my cares + Level to this, that I may worthily + Manage the province, and advance the honor + Of our dear Countrey, and be confident, + If an expence of bloud, may give addition + Of any happiness to you, I shall + Offer my heart the sacrifice, and rejoyce + To make my self a ghost, to have inscrib'd + Upon my marble, but whose cause I died for. + + _Eub._ May Heaven avert such danger. + + _Cas._ Excellent Prince, + In whom we see the Copy of his Father, + None but the Son of _Theodosius_, + Could have spoke thus. + + _Leo._ [You] are pleas'd to interpret well, + Yet give me leave to say in my own justice, + I have but exprest the promptness of my soul + To serve you all, but 'tis not empty wishes + Can satisfie our mighty charge, a weight + Would make an _Atlas_ double, a Kings name + Doth sound harmoniously to men at distance; + And those who cannot penetrate beyond + The bark, and out-skin of a Common-wealth, + Or state, have eyes, but ravish'd with the Ceremony + That must attend a Prince, and understand not + What cares allay the glories of a Crown, + But good Kings find and feel the contrary, + You have try'd, my Lord, the burden, and can tell + It would require a Pilot of more years + To steer this Kingdom, now impos'd on me, + By justice of my birth. + + _Cas._ I wish not life, + But to partake those happy days, which must + Succeed these fair proceedings, we are blest, + But Sir, be sparing to your self, we shall + Hazard our joyes in you too soon, the burden + Of state affairs, impose upon your counsel. + 'Tis fitter that we waste our lives than you, + Call age too soon upon you with the trouble, + And cares that threaten such an undertaking, + Preserve your youth. + + _Leo._ And choose you our Prote[c]tor, + Is't that you would conclude my Lord? We will + Deserve our subjects faith for our own sake, + Not sit an idle gazer at the helm. + + _Enter Messenger._ + + _Phi._ How observ'd you that, + Mark how _Cassander's_ Planet struck. + + _Eu._ He might have look'd more calmly for all that, + I begin to fear; but do not yet seem troubled. + + _Leo._ With what news travels his haste? I must secure + My self betimes, not be a King in jest, + And wear my Crown a Tenant to their breath. + + _Cas. Demetrius,_ Sir, your brother, + With other Traitors that oppose your claims, + Are fled to the Castle of _Nestorius_, + And fortifie. + + _Mes._ I said not so my Lord. + + _Cas._ I'll have it thought so, hence. [_Exit Messen._ + + _Leo._ Plant forces to batter + The walls, and in their ruin bring us wor[d] + They live not. + + _Eub._ Good Sir hear me. + + _Cas._ Let it work, + Were _Demetrius_ dead, we easily might uncrown + This swoln Impostor, and my Son be fair + To piece with young _Sophia_, who I hear + Repents her late affront. + + _Eub._ Their lives may do + You service, let not blood stain your beginnings + The people not yet warm in their allegeance, + May think it worth their tumult to revenge it + With hazard of your self. + + _Leo._ Who dares but think it? + Yet offer first our mercy, if they yield, + _Demetrius_ must not live, my Lord your counsel, + What if he were in heaven? + + _Cas._ You have my consent, + You sha'not stay long after him. + + _Leo._ _Sophia_ is + Not my Sister, + To prevent all that may indanger us, we'll marry her; + That done, no matter though we stand discover'd, + For in her Title then we are King of _Epire,_ + Without dispute. + + _Cas._ Hum; in my judgement, Sir, + That wonot do so well. + + _Leo._ What's your opinion? + + _Cas._ He countermines my plot: are you so cunning. + + _Leo._ What's that you mutter; Sir? + + _Cas._ I mutter, Sir? + + _Leo._ Best say I am no King, but some impostor + Rais'd up to gull the state. + + _Cas._ Very fine to have said within + Few hours you'd been no King, nor like to be, + Was not in the compass of High Treason + I take it. + + _Eub._ Restrein your anger, the Kings mov'd, speak not. + + _Cas._ I will speak louder, do I not know him? + That self-same hand that rais'd him to the throne + Shall pluck him from it, is this my reward? + + _Leo._ Our guard, to prison with him. + + _Cas._ Me to prison? + + _Leo._ Off with his head. + + _Cas._ My head? + + _Eub._ Vouchsafe to hear me, great Sir. + + _Cas._ How dares he be so insolent? + I ha' wrought my self into a fine condition, + Do'e know me Gentlemen? + + _Phi._ Very well my Lord; + How are we bound to heaven for multiplying + These blessings on the Kingdom. + + _Leo._ We allow it. + + _Eub._ Counsel did never blast a Princes ear. + + _Leo._ Convey him to the sanctuary of Rebels, + _Nestorius_ house, where our proud brother has + Enscons'd himself, they'll entertain him lovingly, + He will be a good addition to the Traitors, + Obey me, or you dye for't, what are Kings + When subjects dare affront 'em? + + _Cas._ I shall vex + Thy soul for this. + + _Leo._ Away with him: when Kings + Frown, let offenders tremble, this flows not + From any cruelty in my nature, but + The fate of an Usurper: he that will + Be confirm'd great without just title to't, + Must lose compassion, know what's good, not do't. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Polidora _and her servant_. + + _Serv._ Madam, the Princess _Sophia_. + + _Pol._ I attend her Highness. + + _Enter_ Sophia. + + How much your grace honors your humble servant. + + _Sop._ I hope my brother's well. + + _Pol._ I hope so too, Madam. + + _Sop._ Do you but hope? he came to be your guest. + + _Pol._ We are all his, whilst he is pleas'd to honor + This poor roof with his royal presence, Madam. + + _Sop._ I came to ask your pardon _Polidora_. + + _Pol._ You never, Madam, trespass'd upon me, + Wrong not your goodness. + + _Sop._ I can be but penitent, + Unless you point me out some other way + To satisfie. + + _Pol._ Dear Madam, do not mock me. + + _Sop._ There [is] no injury like that to love, + I find it now in my own sufferings: + But though I would have rob'd thee of _Arcadius_ + Heaven knew a way to reconcile your hearts, + And punish[d] me in those joys you have found: + I read the story of my loss of honor, + Yet can rejoyce, and heartily, that you + Have met your own agen. + + _Pol._ Whom do you mean? + + _Sop._ My brother. + + _Pol._ He is found to himself and honor, + He is my King, and though I must acknowledge + He was the glory of my thoughts, and I + Lov'd him, as you did, Madam, with desire + To be made his, reason, and duty since, + Form'd me to other knowledge, and I now + Look on him without any wish of more + Than to be call'd his subject. + + _Sop._ Has he made + Himself less capable by being King? + + _Pol._ Of what? + + _Sop._ Of your affection. + + _Pol._ With your pardon, Madam. + Love in that sense you mean, left _Polidora_ + When he forsook _Arcadius_, I disclaim + All ties between us, more than what a name + Of King must challenge from my obedience. + + _Sop._ This does confirm my jealousie, my heart, + For my sake, Madam, has he lost his value? + + _Pol._ Let me beseech your grace, I may have leave + To answer in some other cause, or person: + This argument but opens a sad wound + To make it bleed afresh; we may change this + Discourse: I would elect some subject, whose + Praises may more delight your ear than this + Can mine; let's talk of young _Lisimachus_. + + _Sop._ Ha? my presaging fears. + + _Pol._ How does your grace? + + _Sop._ Well, you were talking of _Lisimachus_, + Pray give me your opinion of him. + + _Pol._ Mine? + It will be much short of his worth: I think him + A gentleman so perfect in all goodness, + That if there be one in the world deserves + The best of women, heaven created him, + To make her happy. + + _Sop._ You have, in a little, Madam, + Exprest a volume of mankind, a miracle; + But all have not the same degree of faith, + He is but young. + + _Pol._ What Mistriss would desire + Her servant old? he has both Spring to please + Her eye and Summer to return a harvest. + + _Sop._ He is black. + + _P[o]l._ He sets a beauty off more rich, + And she that's fair will love him; faint complexions + Betray effeminate minds, and love of change: + Two beauties in a bed, compound few men; + He's not so fair to counterfeit a woman, + Nor yet so black, but blushes may betray + His modesty. + + _Sop._ His proportion exceeds not. + + _Pol._ That praises him, and a well compacted frame + Speaks temper, and sweet flow of elements: + Vast buildings are more oft for shew than use: + I would not have my eyes put to the travel + Of many acres, e'r I could examine + A man from head to foot; he has no great, + But he may boast, an elegant composition. + + _Sop._ I'll hear no more, you have so far out-done + My injuries to you, that I call back + My penitence, and must tell _Polidora_, + This revenge ill becomes her. Am I thought + So lost in soul to hear, and forgive this? + In what shade do I live? or shall I think + I have not, at the lowest, enough merit, + Setting aside my birth, to poize with yours: + Forgive my modest thoughts, if I rise up + In my own defence, and tell this unjust Lady + So great a winter hath not frozen yet + My cheek, but there [is] something nature planted, + That carries as much bloom, and spring upon't, + As yours. What flame is in your eye, but may + Find competition here? (forgive agen + My Virgin honor,) what is in your lip + To tice the enamour'd soul, to dwell with more + Ambition, than the yet unwither'd blush + That speaks the innocence of mine? + + _Enter_ Demetrius. + + Oh brother? + + _Dem._ I'll talk with you anon, my _Polidora_, + Allow thy patience till my breath recover, + Which now comes laden with the richest news + Thy ear was ever blest with. + + _Sop._ Both your looks, + And voice express some welcome accident. + + _Dem._ Guess what in wish could make me fortunate + And heaven hath dropt that on _Demetrius_. + + _Sop._ What means this extasie? + + _Dem._ 'Twere sin to busie + Thy thoughts upon't, I'll tell thee that I could + Retein some part; 'tis too wide a joy + To be exprest so soon, and yet it falls + In a few syllables, thou wot scarce believe me, + I am no King. + + _Sop._ How's that! + + _Pol._ Good Heaven forbid. + + _Dem._ Forbid? Heaven has reliev'd me with a mercy + I knew not how to ask, I have, they say, + An elder brother living, crown'd already, + I only keep my name _Demetrius_, + Without desire of more addition, + Than to return thy servant. + + _Pol._ You amaze me, + Can you rejoyce to be deposed: + + _Dem._ It but + Translates me to a fairer and better Kingdom + In _Polidora_. + + _Pol._ Me? + + _Dem._ Did you not say, + Were I no King, you could be drawn to love + Me agen, that was consented to in Heaven: + A Kingdom first betraid my ambitious soul + To forget thee, that, and the flattering glories, + How willingly _Demetrius_ does resign, + The Angels know: thus naked without Titles + I throw me on thy charity, and shall + Boast greater Empire to be thine agen, than + To wear the triumphs of the world upon me. + + _Enter_ Macarius. + + _Mac._ Be not so careless of your self, the people + Gather in multitudes to your protection + Offering their lives and fortunes, if they may + But see you Sir, and hear you speak to 'em, + Accept their duties, and in time prevent + Your ruin. + + _Sop._ Be not desperate, 'tis counsel. + + _Dem._ You trouble me with noise, speak _Polidora_. + + _Pol._ For your own sake preserve your self, + My fears distract my reason. + + _Enter_ Antigonus. + + _Ant._ Lord _Lisimachus_, + With something that concerns your safety, is + Fled hither, and desires a present hearing. + + _Mac._ His soul is honest, be not, Sir, a mad man, + And for a Lady, give up all our freedoms. [_Exit._ + + _Pol._ I'll say any thing here, _Lisimachus_. + + _Sop._ Dear brother hear him. + + _Enter_ Lisimachus. + + _Lis._ Sir, I come to yield + My self your prisoner, if my father have + Rais'd an Impostor to supplant your Title + Which I suspect, and inwardly do bleed for, + I shall not only, by the tender of + My self, declare my innocence, but either, + By my unworthy life, secure your person, + Or by what death you shall impose, reward + The unexpected Treason. + + _Sop._ Brave young man, + Did you not hear him Brother? + + _Lis._ I am not minded. + + _Pol._ Be witness Madam, I resign my heart + It never was anothers, you declare + Too great a satisfaction, I hope + This will destroy your jealousie, + Remember now your danger. + + _Dem._ I despise it, + What fate dares injure me? + + _Lis._ Yet hear me Sir. + + _Sop._ Forgive me _Polidora_, you are happy, + My hopes are remov'd farther, I had thought + _Lisimachus_ had meant you for his Mistriss, + 'Tis misery to feed, and not know where + To place my jealousie. + + _Enter_ Macarius. + + _Mac._ Now 'tis too late, + You may be deafe, until the Cannon make, + You find your sense, we are shut up now by + A troop of Horse, thank your self. + + _Pol._ They will + Admit conditions. + + _Sop._ And allow us quarter. [_A shout within._ + + _Pol._ We are all lost. + + _Dem._ Be comforted. + + _Enter_ Antigonus. + + _Ant._ News my Lord _Cassander_ sent by the new King. + To bear us company. + + _Dem._ Not as prisoner? + + _Ant._ It does appear no otherwise, the soldiers + Declare how much they love him, by their noise + Of scorn, and joy to see him so rewarded. + + _Dem._ It cannot be. + + _Ant._ You'll find it presently, + He curses the new King, talks treason 'gainst him + As nimble as he were in's shirt, he's here. + + _Enter_ Cassander. + + _Cas._ Oh let me beg untill my knees take root + I' th' earth, Sir, can you pardon me? + + _Dem._ For what? + + _Cas._ For Treason, desperate, most malicious Treason: + I have undone you Sir. + + _Dem._ It does appear + You had a Will. + + _Cas._ I'll make you all the recompence I can, + But e'r you kill me, hear me, know the man, + Whom I to serve my unjust ends, advanc'd + To your throne, is an impostor, a mere counterfeit, + _Eubulus'_ Son. [_E[xit]_ Anti. + + _Dem._ It is not then our brother? + + _Cas._ An insolent usurper, proud, and bloudy; + _Seleucus_, is no leprosie upon me? + There is not punishment enough in nature + To quit my horrid act, I have not in + My stock of blood, to satisfie with weeping, + Nor could my soul, though melted to a flood + Within me, gush out tears to wash my stain off. + + _Dem._ How? an Impostor, what will become on's now? + We are at his mercy. + + _Cas._ Sir, the peoples hearts + Will come to their own dwelling, when they see + I dare accuse my self, and suffer for it, + Have courage then young King, thy fate cannot + Be long compell'd. + + _Dem._ Rise, our misfortune + Carries this good, although it lose our hopes, + It makes you friend with virtue, we'll expect + What providence will do. + + _Cas._ You are too merciful. + + _Lis._ Our duties shall beg heaven still to preserve you. + + _Enter_ Antigonus. + + _Ant._ Our enemy desires some parley, Sir. + + _Lis._ 'Tis not amiss to hear their proposition. + + _Pol._ I'll wait upon you. + + _Dem._ Thou art my Angel, and canst best instruct me, + Boldly present our selves, you'll with _Cassander._ + + _Cas._ And in death be blest + To find our charity. [_Exit._ + + _Sop._ _Lisimachus._ + + _Lis._ Madam. + + _Sop._ They will not miss your presence, the small time + Is spent in asking of a question. + + _Lis._ I wait your pleasure. + + _Sop._ Sir, I have a suit to you. + + _Lis._ To me? it must be granted. + + _Sop._ If you have + Cancell'd your kind opinion of me, + Deny me not to know, who hath succeeded + _Sophia_ in your heart, I beg the name + Of your new Mistriss. + + _Lis._ You shall know her, Madam, + If but these tumults cease, and fate allow us + To see the Court agen, I hope you'll bring + No mutiny against her, but this is + No time to talk of Love, let me attend you. + + _Sop._ I must expect, till you are pleas'd to satisfie + My poor request, conduct me at your pleasure. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Leonatus, Eubulus, Bishop, Lisander, _and_ Philocles. + + _Leo._ They are too slow, dispatch new messengers, + To intreat 'em fairly hither, I am extasi'd, + Were you witness for me too? is it possible + I am what this affirms, true _Leonatus_, + And were you not my Father, was I given + In trust to you an Infant? + + _Eub._ 'Tis a truth, + Our soul's bound to acknowledge, you supply'd + The absence and opinion of my Son. + Who died, but to make you my greater care + I know not of _Demetrius_, but suppos'd + Him dead indeed, as _Epire_ thought you were, + Your Fathers character doth want no testimony, + Which but compar'd with what concerns _Demetrius_ + Will prove it self King _Theodosius_ act, + Your Royal Father. + + _Bish._ I am subscrib'd to both his Legacies + By oath oblig'd to secresie, until + Thus fairly summon'd to reveal the trust. + + _Eub._ _Cassander_ had no thought you would prove thus, + To whose policie I gave this aim, although + He wrought you up to serve but as his Engine + To batter young _Demetrius_, for it was + Your Fathers prudent jealousie, that made him + Give out your early deaths, as if his soul + Prophecy'd his own first, and fear'd to leave + Either of you, to the unsafe protection, + Of one, whose study would be to supplant + Your right, and make himself the King of _Epire._ + + _Bish._ Your Sister, fair _Sophia_, in your Fathers + Life, was design'd to marry with _Lisimachus_ + That guarded her; although she us'd some Art + To quit her pupillage, and being absolute, + Declar'd love to _Demetrius_, which enforc'd + _Macarius_ to discover first your brother. + + _Leo._ No more, lest you destroy agen _Leonatus_ + With wonder of his fate, are they not come yet? + Something it was, I felt within my envy + Of young _Demetrius's_ fortune, there were seeds + Scattered upon my heart, that made it swell + With thought of Empire, Princes I see cannot + Be totally eclips'd, but wherefore stays + _Demetrius_ and _Sophia_, at whose names + A gentle spirit walk'd upon my blood. + + _Enter_ Demetrius, Polidora, Sophia, Macarius, _Cassander_, + _Lisima_. + + _Eub._ They are here. + + _Leo._ Then thus I flie into their bosoms, + Nature has rectifi'd in me, _Demetrius_, + The wandrings of ambition, our dear Sister + You are amaz'd, I did expect it, read + Assurance there, the day is big with wonder. + + _Mac._ What means all this? + + _Leo._ _Lisimachus_, be dear to us, + _Cassander_, you are welcome too. + + _Cas._ Not I, + I do not look for't, all this sha'not bribe + My conscience to your faction, and make + Me false agen, _Seleucus_ is no son + Of _Theodosius_, my dear Countrey-men + Correct your erring duties, and to that, + Your lawful King, prostrate your selves, _Demetrius_ + Doth challenge all your knees. + + _Dem._ All Love and Duty, + Flow from me to my Royal King, and Brother + I am confirm'd. + + _Cas._ You are t[o]o credulous, + What can betray your faith so much? + + _Leo._ _Sophia_, you appear sad, as if your Will + Gave no consent to this days happiness. + + _Sop._ No joy exceeds _Sophia's_ for your self. + + _Lis._ With your pardon, Sir, I apprehend + A cause that makes her troubled, she desires + To know, what other Mistriss, since her late + Unkindness I have chosen to direct + My faith and service. + + _Leo._ Another Mistriss? + + _Lis._ Yes, Sir. + + _Leo._ And does our Sister love _Lisimachus_? + + _Sop._ Here's something would confess. + + _Leo._ He must not dare + To affront _Sophia_. + + _Cas._ How my shame confounds me, + I beg your justice, without pity on + My age. + + _Leo._ Your pennance shall be, to be faithful + To our state hereafter, + + _Omnes._ May you live long and happy, + _Leonatus_, King of _Epire_. + + _Leo._ But where's your other Mistriss? + + _Lis._ Even here, Sir. + + _Leo._ Our Sister? is this another Mistriss, Sir? + + _[L]is._ It holds + To prove my thoughts were so when she began + Her sorrow for neglecting me, that sweetness + Deserv'd, I should esteem her another Mistriss, + Then when she cruelly forsook _Lisimachus_, + Your pardon Madam, and receive a heart + Proud with my first devotions to serve you. + + _Sop._ In this I am crown'd agen, now mine for ever. + + _Leo._ You have deceiv'd her happily, + Joy to you both. + + _Dem._ We are ripe for the same wishes, + _Polidora's_ part of me. + + _Pol._ He all my blessing. + + _Leo._ Heaven pour full joys upon you. + + _Mac._ We are all blest, + There wants but one to fill your arms. + + _Leo._ My Mistriss, + And Wife shall be my Countrey, to which I + Was in my birth contracted, your love since + Hath plaid the Priest to perfect what was ceremony + Though Kingdoms by just Titles prove our own, + The subjects hearts do best secure a Crown. [_Exeunt Omnes._ + + + + + EPILOGUE. + + + _There is no Coronation to day, + Unless your gentle votes do crown our Play, + If smiles appear within each Ladies eye, + Which are the leading Stars in this fair skie, + Our solemn day sets glorious, for then + We hope by their s[oft] influence, the men + Will grace what they first shin'd on, make't appear, + (Both) how we please, and bless our covetous ear + With your applause, more welcome than the Bells + Upon a triumph, Bonfires, or what else + Can speak a Coronation. And though I + Were late depos'd, and spoil'd of Majesty, + By the kind aid of your hands, Gentlemen, + I quickly may be Crown'd a Queen agen._ + + + + + THE + COXCOMB. + A Comedy. + + + The Persons represented in the Play. + + Ricardo, _a young Gentleman, in love with_ Viola. + Antonio, _the Coxcomb Gentleman_. + Mercurie, _fellow-traveller with_ Antonio. + Uberto, } + Pedro, } _three merry Gentlemen, friends to_ Ricardo. + Silvio, } + Valerio, _a Countrey Gentleman_. + Curio, _Kinsman to_ Antonio. + Justice, _a shallow one_. + Andrugio, _Father to_ Viola. + Alexander, _servant to_ Mercurie's _Mother_. + Marke, _the Justice's Clerk_. + Rowland, _servant to_ Andrugio. + Tinker. + Constable. + Watch. + Drawer. + Musicians. + + + WOMEN. + + Viola, _Daughter to_ Andrugio. + Maria, _Wife to_ Antonio. + A Countrey-woman, _Mother to_ Mercurie. + Nan _and_ } _Milk-maids._ + Madge. } + Dorothie, _the Tinkers Trull_. + + + The Scene England, France. + + + The Principal Actors were + + _Nathan Field_, + _Giles Gary_, + _Rich. Allen_, + _Robert Benfeild._ + _Joseph Taylor_, + _Emanuel Read_, + _Hugh Atawell_, + _Will. Barcksted._ + + + + + PROLOGUE. + + + _This Comedy long forgot, by some thought dead, + By us preserv'd, once more doth raise her head. + And to your noble censures does present, + Her outward form, and inward ornament. + Nor let this smell of arrogance, since 'tis known, + The makers that confest it for their own + Were this way skilful, and without the crime + Of flatteries I may say did please the time; + The work it self too, when it first came forth, + In the opinion of men of worth, + Was well receiv'd and favour'd, though some rude + And harsh among th' ignorant multitude, + (That relish gross food, better than a dish, + That's cook'd with care, and serv'd into the wish, + Of curious pallats) wanting wit and strength, + Truly to judge, condemn'd it for the length, + That fault's reform'd, and now 'tis to be try'd + Before such Judges 'twill not be deny'd + A free and noble hearing: nor fear I, + But 'twill deserve to have free liberty, + And give you cause (and with content) to say, + Their care was good, that did revive this Play._ + + + + + _Actus Primus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Richardo _and_ Viola. + + _Rich._ Let us make use of this stolen privacy, + And not loose time in protestation, Mistriss, + For 'twere in me a kind of breach of faith, + To say again I love you. + + _Vio._ Sweet, speak softly + For though the venture of your love to me, + Meets with a willing, and a full return: + Should it arrive unto my Fathers knowledge; + This were our last discourse. + + _Rich._ How shall he know it? + + _Vio._ His watching cares are such, for my advancement, + That every where his eye is fix'd upon me: + This night that does afford us some small freedom, + At the request and much intreaty of + The Mistriss of the House, was hardly given me: + For I am never suffer'd to stir out, + But he hath spies upon me: yet I know not + You have so won upon me, that could I think + You would love faithfully (though to entertain + Another thought of you, would be my death) + I should adventure on his utmost anger. + + _Rich._ Why do you think I can be false? + + _Vio._ No faith, + You [h]ave an honest face, but if you should-- + + _Rich._ Let all the stor'd vengeance of heaven's justice-- + + _Vio._ No more, I do believe you, the dance ended, + Which this free womans ghests have vow'd to have + E'r they depart, I will make home, and store me + With all the Jewels, Chains, and Gold are trusted + Unto my custody, and at the next corner, + To my Fathers house, before one at the farthest, + Be ready to receive me. + + _Rich._ I desire + No bond beyond your promise, let's go in, + To talk thus much, before the door, may breed + Suspition. + + _Enter_ Mercury _and_ Antonio _talking_. + + _Vio._ Here are company too. + + _Rich._ Away, + Those powers that prosper true and honest loves + Will bless our undertakings. + + _Vio._ 'Tis my wish, Sir. [_Exit_ Rich. _and_ Vio. + + _Mer._ Nay, Sir, excuse me, I have drawn you to + Too much expence already in my travel: + And you have been too forward in your love; + To make my wants your own, allow me manners + Which you must grant I want, should I increase, + The bond in which your courtesies have ti'd me: + By still consuming you, give me leave + To take mine own ways now, and I shall often, + With willingness, come to visit you, and then thank you. + + _Ant._ By this hand I could be angry, what do you think me? + Must we that have so long time been as one + Seen Cities, Countreys, Kingdoms, and their wonders; + Been bedfellows, and in our various journey + Mixt all our observations, part (as if + We were two Carriers at two several ways, + And as the fore-horse guides, cry God be with you) + Without or compliment, or ceremony? + In Travellers, that know transalpine garbs, + Though our designs are nee'r so serious, friend, + It were a capital crime, it must not be: + Nay, what is more, you shall not; you e'r long, + Shall see my house, and find what I call mine + Is wholly at your service. + + _Mer._ 'Tis this tires me, + Sir, I were easily woo'd, if nothing else + But my Will lay in the choice: but 'tis not so, + My friends and kindred that have part of me, + And such on whom my chiefest hopes depend, + Justly expect the tender of my love + After my travel: then mine own honesty + Tells me 'tis poor, having indifferent means + To keep me in my quality and rank, + At my return, to tire anothers bounty, + And let mine own grow lusty, pardon me. + + _Ant._ I will not, cannot, to conclude, I dare not: + Can any thing conferr'd upon my friend + Be burthensome to me? for this excuse + Had I no reason else, you should not leave me, + By a travellers faith you should not, I have said, + And then you know my humor, there's no contending. + + _Mer._ Is there no way to 'scape this Inundation? + I shall be drown'd with folly if I go: + And after nine days, men may take me up, + With my gall broken. + + _Ant._ Are you yet resolv'd? + + _Mer._ Wou'd you would spare me. + + _Ant._ By this light I cannot + By all that may be sworn by. + + _Mer._ Patience help me, + And heaven grant his folly be not catching: + If it be, the Town's undone, I now would give + A reasonable sum of gold to any Sheriff, + That would but lay an execution on me, + And free me from his company; while he was abroad, + His want of wit and language kept him dumb? + But _Balaam's_ Asse will speak now, without spurring. + + _Ant._ Speak, have I won you?-- + + _Enter Servant and Musician._ + + _Mer._ You are not to be resisted. + + _Ser._ Be ready I intreat you, the dance done, + Besides a liberal reward I have, + A bottle of Sherry in my power shall beget + New crotchets in your heads. + + _Musi._ Tush, fear not us, we'll do our parts. + + _Serv._ Go in. + + _Ant._ I know this fellow. + Belong you to the house? + + _Serv._ I serve the Mistriss. + + _Ant._ Pretty, and short, pray you Sir then inform her, + Two Gentlemen are covetous to be honor'd, + With her fair presence. + + _Serv._ She shall know so much, + This is a merry night with us, and forbid not + Welcome to any that looks like a man: + I'll guide you the way. + + _Ant._ Nay, follow, I have a trick in't. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Uberto, Silvio, Richardo, Maria, Pedro, Portia, Viola, + _with others_. + + _Uber._ Come, where's this Masque? fairest, for our chear, + Our thanks and service, may you long survive, + To joy in many of these nights. + + _Mar._ I thank you. + + _Uber._ We must have Musick too, or else you give us, + But half a welcome. + + _Mar._ Pray you Sir, excuse me. + + _Silv._ By no means, Lady. + + _Uber._ We'll crown our liberal feast, + With some delightful strain fitting your love: + And this good company. + + _Mar._ Since you enforce it, + I will not plead the excuse of want of skill + Or be, or nice, or curious, every year + I celebrate my marriage night; and will + Till I see my absent Husband. + + _Uber._ 'Tis fit freedom. + + _Silv._ _Richardo_ thou art dull-- + + _Enter Servant._ + + _Rich._ I shall be lighter, + When I have had a heat. + + _Mar._ Now Sir, the news? + + _Serv._ Mistriss, there are two Gentlemen. + + _Mar._ Where? + + _Serv._ Complimenting who should first enter. + + _Mar._ What are they? + + _Serv._ Heaven knows, but for their strangeness, have you never seen + a Cat wash her face? + + _Uber._ Yes. + + _Serv._ Just such a stir they keep, if you make but haste, + You may see 'em yet before they enter. + + _Enter_ Antonia _and_ Mercurie. + + _Mer._ Let 'em be what they [will,] we'll [give] them fair + Entertain, and gentle welcome. + + _Ant._ It shall be so. + + _Mer._ Then let it be your pleasure. + + _Ant._ Lets stand aside, and you shall see us have + Fine sport anon. + + _Mer._ A fair society, do you know these Gentlewomen? + + _Ant._ Yes. + + _Mer._ What are they? + + _Ant._ The second is a neighbors Daughter, her name is _Viola_. + There is my kinsmans wife, _Portia_ her name, and a + Friend too. + + _Mer._ Let her--what's she that leads the dance? + + _1 Serv._ A Gentlewoman. + + _Mer._ I see that. + + _1 Serv._ Indeed? + + _Mer._ What? + + _1 Serv._ A Gentlewoman. + + _Mer._ Udsfoot, good Sir, what's she that leads the dance? + + _2 Serv._ My Mistriss. + + _Mer._ What else? + + _2 Serv._ My Mistriss, Sir. + + _Mer._ Your Mistriss? a pox on you, + What a fry of fools are here? I see 'tis treason to understand in + this house: if nature were not better to them, than they can be to + themselves, they would scant hit their mouths; my Mistriss? is there + any one with so much wit in's head, that can tell me at the first + fight, what Gentlewoman that is that leads the dance? + + [_Ant._] 'Tis my wife. + + _Mer._ Hum. + + _Ant._ How dost thou like her? + + _Mer._ Well, a pretty Gentlewoman. + + _Ant._ Prethee be quiet. + + _Mer._ I would I could + Let never any hereafter that's a man, + That has affections in him, and free passions, + Receive the least tye from such a fool as this is, + That holds so sweet a wife, 'tis lamentable to consider truly + What right he robs himself of, and what wrong + He doth the youth of such a Gentlewoman, + That knows her beauty, is no longer hers, + Than men will please to make it so, and use it + Neither of which lies freely in a Husband, + Oh what have I done, what have I done, Coxcomb? + If I had never seen, or never tasted + The goodness of this kix, I had been a made man, + But now to make a Cuckold is a sin + Against all forgiveness, worse than a murther; + I have a Wolf by the ears, and am bitten both ways. + + _Ant._ How now friend, what are you thinking of? + + _Mer._ Nothing concerning you, I must be gone. + + _Ant._ Pardon me, I'll have no going, Sir. + + _Mer._ Then good Sir, give me leave to go to bed, + I am very weary, and ill-temper'd. + + _Ant._ You shall presently, the dance is done. + + _1 Serv._ Mistriss, these are the Gentlemen. + + _Mar._ My Husband's welcome home, dear Sir. + + _Mer._ She's fair still, oh that I were a knave, or durst be one, + For thy sake coxcomb; he that invented honesty, undid me. + + _Ant._ I thought you had not known me, y'are merry 'tis well; thought, + And how ist with these worthy Gentlemen? + + _Ub & Sil._ We are glad to see you here again. + + _Ant._ Oh Gent, what ha' you lost? but get you into travels, + There you may learn, I cannot say what hidden virtues. + + _Mer._ Hidden from you I am sure, + My blood boils like a furnace, + She's a fare one. + + _Ant._ Pray entertain this Gent. with all the courtesie, + Fitting my most especial friend. + + _Mar._ What this poor house may yield, + To make you welcome, dear Sir, command + Without more compliment. + + _Mer._ I thank you: + She's wise, and speaks well too, oh what a blessing + Is gone by me, ne'er to be recovered! + Well, 'twas an old shame the Devil laid up for me, and now has hit me + home; if there be any ways to be dishonest, and save myself yet,---- + No, it must not be, why should I be a fool too----Yet those eyes would + tempt another _Adam_, how they call to me, and tell me----S'foot, they + shall not tell me any thing, Sir, will you walk in? + + _Ant._ How is't, Signior? + + _Mer._ Crazie a little. + + _Mar._ What ail you, Sir? + What's in my power, pray make use of, Sir. + + _Mer._ 'Tis that must do me good, she does not mock me sure? + And't please you nothing, my disease is only weariness. + + _Ub._ Come Gentlemen, we'll not keep you from your beds too long. + + _Rich._ I ha' some business, and 'tis late, and you far from your + lodging. + + _Sil._ Well. [_Exit manent_, Ant. Mar. _and_ Mer. + + _Ant._ Come my dear _Mercury_, I'll bring you to your chamber, and + then I am for you _Maria_, thou art a new wife to me now, and thou + shalt find it e'r I sleep. + + _Mer._ And I, an old ass to my self, mine own rod whips me,--good Sir, + no more of this, 'tis tedious, you are the best guide in your own + house--go Sir-- [_Exit_ Ant. _and_ Mer. + This fool and his fair Wife have made me frantick + From two such Physicks for the soul, deliver me. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Richardo, Uberto, Pedro, _and_ Silvio. + + _Ub._ Well you must have this wench then. + + _Ric._ I hope so, I am much o'th' bow-hand else. + + _Ped._ Wou'd I were hang'd, 'tis a good loving little fool, that dares + venture her self upon a coast she never knew yet, but these women, + when they are once thirteen, god speed the plough. + + _Sil._ Faith they'll venture further for their lading, than a + Merchant, and through as many storms, but they'll be fraughted, they + are mad[e] like _Carrecks_, only strength and storage. + + _Ric._ Come, come, you talk, you talk. + + _Sil._ We do so, but tell me _Richardo_, wot thou marry her? + + _Ric._ Marry her? why, what should I do with her? + + _Ped._ Pox, I thought we should have [had] all shares in her, like + lawful prize. + + _Ric._ No by my faith, Sir, you shall pardon me, I lanch'd her at my + own charge, without partners and so I'll keep her. + + _Ub._ What's the hour? + + _Rich._ Twelve. + + _Ub._ What shall we do the while? 'tis yet scarce eleven. + + _Sil._ There's no standing here, is not this the place? + + _Ric._ Yes. + + _Ped._ And to go back unto her fathers house, may breed suspition, + Let's slip into a Tavern, for an hour, 'tis very cold. + + _Ub._ Content, there is one hard by, a quart of burnt sack will + recover us, I am as cold as Christmas, this stealing flesh in the + frosty weather, may be sweet i'th' eating, but sure the Woodmen have + no great catch on't; Shall's go? + + _Rich._ Thou art the strangest lover of a Tavern, What shall we do + there now? lose the hour and our selves too. + + _Ub._ Lose a pudding; What do'st thou talk of the hour; Will one quart + muzle us? have we not ears to hear, and tongues to ask the Drawers, + but we must stand here like bawds to watch the minutes? + + _Sil._ Prethee content thy self, we shall scout here, as though we + went a haying, and have some mangey prentice, that cannot sleep for + scratching, over-hear us; Come, Will you go Sirs? when your love fury + is a little frozen, you'll come to us. + + _Ric._ Will you drink but one quart then? + + _Ped._ No more i'faith. + + _Sil._ Content. + + _Ric._ Why then, have with you, but lets be very watchful. + + _Ub._ As watchful as the Belman, come, I'll lead, because I hate good + manners, they are too tedious. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Viola _with a Key, and a little Casket_. + + The night is terrible, and I enclos'd + With that my vertue and my self hate most, + Darkness; yet must I fear that which I wish, + Some company, and every step I take + Sounds louder in my fearful ears to night + Than ever did, the shrill and sacred bell + That rang me to my prayers; the house will rise + When I unlock the dore, were it by day + I am bold enough, but then a thousand eyes + Warne me from going, might not [God] have made + A time for envious prying folk to sleep, + Whilst lovers met, and yet the Sun have shone? + Yet I was bold enough, to steal this key + Out of my fathers Chamber, and dare yet + Venture upon mine enemy, the night, + Arm'd only with my love, to meet my friend + Alas how valiant, and how fraid at once + Love makes a Virgin! I will throw this key + Back through a window, I had wealth enough + In Jewels with me, if I hold his love + I steal e'm for; farewell my place of birth, + I never make account to look on thee again; + And if there be, as I have heard men say, + These houshold gods, I do beseech them look + To this my charge, bless it from theeves and fire, + And keep, till happily my love I win, + Me from thy door, and hold my Father in. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Richardo, Pedro, Uberto, Silvio, _and_ Drawer _with + a Candle_. + + _Ric._ No more for Gods sake, how is the night boy? + + _Draw._ Faith Sir, 'tis very late. + + _Ub._ Faith, Sir, you lie, is this your jack i'th' clock-house? + will you strike, Sir? gi's some more sack, you varlet. + + _Ric._ Nay, if you love me, good _Uberto_ goe, + I am monstrous hot with Wine. + + _Ub._ Quench it again with love, Gentlemen, I will drink one health + more, and then if my legs say me not shamefully nay, I will go with + you, give me a singular quart. + + _Draw._ Of what Wine Sir? + + _Uber._ Of Sack, you that speak confusion at the bar, of Sack, I say, + and every one his quart, what a Devil lets be merry. + + _Draw._ You shall, Sir. [_Exit._ + + _Ped._ We will, Sir, and a dryed tongue. + + _Sil._ And an Olive, boy, and a whole bunch of fidlers, my head swims + plaguely, 'uds pretious I shall be clawd. + + _Enter_ Drawer _with four quarts of wine_. + + _Ric._ Pray go, I can drink no more, think on your promise, 'tis + midnight Gentlemen. + + _Ub._ O that it were dum midnight now, not a word more, every man on's + knees, and betake himself to his saint, here's to your wench, + seignior, all this, and then away. + + _Rich._ I cannot drink it. + + _Ped._ 'Tis a toy, a toy, away wo't. + + _Uber._ Now dare I speak any thing, to any body living, come, Where's + the fault? off with it. + + _Ric._ I have broke my wind, Call you this Sack?--I wonder who made + it? he was a sure workman, for 'tis plaguy strong work, Is it gone + round? + + _Ub._ 'Tis at the last, out of my way, good boy, Is the Moon up yet? + + _Draw._ Yes, Sir. + + _Ub._ Where is she boy? + + _Draw._ There, Sir. + + _Ub._ We shall have rain and thunder, boy. + + _Draw._ When Sir? + + _Ub._ I cannot tell, but sure we shall boy. + + _Draw._ The Gentleman is Wine-wise. + + _Uber._ Drawer? + + _Draw._ Here, Sir. + + _Ub._ Can you procure? + + _Draw._ What Sir? + + _Uber._ A Whore, or two or three, as need shall serve, boy? + + _Sil._ I, a good Whore were worth money, boy. + + _Draw._ I protest Sir, we are all together unprovided. + + _Ric._ The mor's the pitty, boy, Can you not 'vize us where my Child? + + [_Draw._ Neither, in troth sir.] + + _Ped._ Why where were you brought up, boy? no inckling of a Whore? no + aym my boy? + + _Uber._ It cannot sink in my head now, that thou shouldst marry, Why + shouldst thou marry, tell me? + + _Rich._ I marry? I'll be hang'd first: some more wine boy. + + _Sil._ Is she not a Whore translated? and she be, lets repair to her. + + _Ric._ I cannot tell, she may be an offender; but signior _Silvio_, I + shall scratch your head, indeed I shall. + + _Sil._ Judge me, I do but jest with thee, what an she were inverted + with her heeles upward, like a traitor's Coat? what care I. + + _Ub._ I, hang her, Shall we fall out for her? + + _Rich._ I am a little angry, but these wenches, Did you not talke of + wenches? + + _Sil._ Boy, lend me your Candle. + + _Draw._ Why Sir? + + _Sil._ To set fire to your rotten seeling, you'll keep no Whores, + Rogue, no good members. + + _Draw._ Whores, Sir. + + _Sih._ I, Whores Sir, Do you think we come to lye with your hogsheads? + + _Rich._ I must beat the watch, I have long'd for't any time this three + weeks. + + _Silv._ Wee'll beat the Town too, and thou wilt, we are proof boy; + Shall [wee] kill any body? + + _Rich._ No, but wee'll hurt 'em dangerously. + + _Uber._ _Silv._ Now must I kill one, I cannot avoid it, boy, easily + afore there with your candle; Where's your Mistriss? + + _Draw._ A bed, Sir. + + _Sil._ With whom? + + _Draw._ With my Master. + + _Uber._ You lye Boy, shee's better brought up than to lye with her + husband, Has he not cast his head yet? next year he will be a + velvet-headed Cuckold. [_Exeunt._ + + _Draw._ You are a merry Gentleman, there Sir, take hold. + + _Enter_ Viola. + + _Viola._ This is the place, I have out-told the Clock, + For haste, he is not here. _Richardo_? no; + Now every power that loves and is belov'd: + Keep me from shame to night, for all you know + Each thought of mine is innocent, and pure, + As flesh and blood can hold: I cannot back; + I threw the Key within, and ere I raise + My Father up, to see his daughters shame, + I'll set me down, and tell the Northern Wind, + That it is gentler than the curling West; + If it will blow me dead, but he will come; + I'faith 'tis cold; if he deceive me thus, + A woman will not easily trust a Man. Hark, What's that? + + _Sil. within._ Th'art over long at thy pot, tom, tom, thou art over + long at the pot tom. + + _Viol._ Bless me! Whose that? + + _Pedro within._ Whoo! + + _Uber. within._ There Boyes. + + _Viol._ Darkness be thou my cover, I must fly, + To thee I haste for help-- + + _Enter_ Richardo, Pedro, Uberto, Drawer _with a Torch_. + + _Viol._ They have a light, + Wind, if thou lov'st a Virgin, blow it out, + And I will never shut a window more, + To keep thee from me. + + _Rich._ Boy? + + _Draw._ Sir. + + _Rich._ Why Boy? + + _Draw._ What say you, Sir? + + _Rich._ Why Boy? Art thou drunk Boy? + + _Draw._ What would you, Sir? + + _Rich._ Why very good, Where are we? + + _Uber._ I, that's the point. + + _Draw._ Why Sir, you will be at your Lodging presently. + + _Rich._ I'll go to no lodging Boy. + + _Draw._ Whither will you go then, Sir? + + _Rich._ I'll go no farther. + + _Draw._ For Gods sake, Sir, do not stay here all night. + + _Rich._ No more I will not, Boy, lay me down, and rowle me to a Whore. + + _Uber._ And me. + + _Ped._ There spoke an-- + + _Silvio._ Then set your foot to my foot, and up tailes all. + + _Viola._ That is _Richardo_, what a noise they make! + 'Tis ill done on 'em: here, Sirs, _Richardo_? + + _Rich._ What's that Boy? + + _Draw._ 'Tis a Wench, Sir, pray Gentlemen come away. + + _Viol._ O my dear love! How doest thou? + + _Rich._ [My] sweet heart? even as thou seest. + + _Ped._ Where's thy Wench? + + _Uber._ Where's this bed worme? + + _Viol._ Speak softly for the love of heaven. + + _Draw._ Mistriss, get you gone, and do not entice the Gentlemen, now + you see they'r drunk, or I'll call the Watch, and lay you fast enough. + + _Vio._ Alas, What are you? or, What do you mean? + Sweet love, Where's the place? + + _Ric._ Marry sweet love, e'en here, lye down, I'll feese [you]. + + _Vio._ Good God! What mean you? + + _Ped._ I'll have the Wench. + + _Uber._ If you can get her. + + _Sil._ No, I'll lye with the Wench to night, and she shall be yours + to morrow. + + _Ped._ Let go the Wench. + + _Sil._ Let you go the Wench. + + _Viol._ O Gentlemen, as you had mothers! + + _Uber._ They had no mothers; they are the Sons of bitches. + + _Ric._ Let that be maintain'd. + + _Sil._ Marry then. + + _Viol._ Oh bless me heaven! + + _Uber._ How many is there on's? + + _Ric._ About five. + + _Uber._ Why then lets fight three to three. + + _Sil._ Content. [_Draw and fall down._ + + _Draw._ The Watch! the watch! the watch! Where are you? [_Exit._ + + _Ric._ Where are these Cowards? + + _Ped._ There's the W[h]ore. + + _Viol._ I never saw a drunken man before, + But these I think are so. + + _Sil._ Oh! + + _Ped._ I mist you narrowly there. + + _Viol._ My state is such, I know not how to think, + A prayer fit for me, only I could move, + That never Maiden more might be in love. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Drawer, Constable _and_ Watch. + + _Watch._ Where are they, Boy? + + _Draw._ Make no such haste, Sir, they are no runners. + + _Ub._ I am hurt, but that's all one, I shall light upon some of ye. + _Pedro_, thou art a tall Gentleman, let me kiss thee. + + _Watch._ My friend. + + _Uber._ Your friend? you lie. + + _Ric._ Stand further off, the watch, you are full of fleas. + + _Con._ Gentlemen, either be quiet, or we must make you quiet. + + _Rich._ Nay, good Mr. Constable, be not so Rigorous. + + _Uber._ Mr. Constable, lend me thy hand of Justice. + + _Const._ That I will Sir. + + _Uber._ Fy Mr. Constable, What golls you have! is Justice so blind + [She] cannot see to wash your hands? I cry you Mercy, Sir; + Your gloves are on. + + _Draw._ Now you are up, Sir, Will you go to bed? + + _Ped._ I'll truckle here, Boy, give me another pillow. + + _Draw._ Will you stand up, and let me lay it on then? + + _Ped._ Yes. + + _Draw._ There hold him two of ye, now they are up, be going Mr. + Constable. + + _Rich._ And this way, and that way, tom. + + _Uber._ And here away, and there away, tom. + + _Silv._ This is the right way, the others the wrong. + + _Ped._ Th' others the wrong. + + _All._ Thou art over-long at the pot, tom, tom. + + _Rich._ Lead valiantly, sweet Constable, whoop! ha Boyes. + + _Const._ This Wine hunts in their heads. + + _Rich._ Give me the bill, for I'll be the Sergeant. + + _Const._ Look to him, Sirs. + + _Rich._ Keep your Ranks, you Rascalls, keep your Ranks. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Secundus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Mercury. + + _Mer._ I cannot sleep for thinking of this Asses Wife, I'll be gon + presently, there's no staying here, with this Devil about me; hoe, + this is the house of sleep, hoe! again there, 'sfoot, the darkness, + and this love together, will make me lunatick; ho! + + _Enter a Servingman above unready._ + + _Ser._ Who calls there? + + _Mer._ Pray take the pains to rise and light a candle. + + _Ser._ Presently. + + _Mer._ Was ever man but I in such a stocks? well, this shall be a + warning to me, and a fair one too, how I betray my self to such a + Dunce, by way of benefit. + + _Enter_ Servingman. + + _Ser._ Did you call? + + _Mer._ Yes, pray do me the kindness, Sir, to let me out, and not [to] + enquire why, for I must needs be gone. + + _Ser._ Not to night, I hope, Sir, + + _Mer._ Good Sir to night, I would not have troubled you else, pray let + it be so. + + _Ser._ Alas, Sir, my Master will be offended. + + _Mer._ That I have business? no I warrant ye. + + _Ser._ Good Sir take your rest. + + _Mer._ Pray my good friend let me appoint my own rest. + + _Ser._ Yes, Sir. + + _Mer._ Then shew me the way out, I'll consider you. + + _Ser._ Good Lord, Sir. + + _Mer._ If I had not an excellent temper'd patience, now should I break + this fellows head, and make him understand 'twere necessary; the onely + plague of this house is the unhandsome love of servants, that ne'er do + their duty in the right place, but when they muster before dinner, and + sweep the Table with a wodden dagger, and then they are troublesome + too, to all mens shoulders, the Woodcocks flesht agen, now I shall + have a new stir. + + _Enter_ Antonio. + + _Ant._ Why how now friend? What do you up so late? are you well? Do + you want any thing? pray speak. + + _Mer._ Onely the cause I rise for. + + _Ant._ What knaves are these? What do you want? why Sirrah? + + _Mer._ Nothing i'th' World, but the keyes to let me out of dores; I + must be gon, be not against it, for you cannot stay me. + + _Ant._ Be gon at this time? that were a merry jest. + + _Mer._ If there be any mirth in't, make you use on't, but I must go. + + _Ant._ Why for loves sake? + + _Mer._ 'Twill benefit your understanding nothing to know the cause, + pray go to bed, I'll trouble your Man only. + + _Ant._ Nay, Sir, you have rais'd more, that has reason to curse you, + and you knew all, my Wifes up, and coming down too. + + _Mer._ Alas, it will be a trouble, pray go up to her, and let me + disturbe no more, 'tis unmannerly. + + _Enter_ Wife _as out of her [b]ed_. + + _Ant._ Shee's here already; sweet heart: How say you by this + Gentleman? he would away at midnight. + + _Wife._ That I am sure he will not. + + _Mer._ Indeed I must. + + _Mar._ Good Sir let not your homely entertainment press you to leave + your bed at midnight; if you want, what my house or our town may + afford you, make it your own fault if you call not for it; pray go to + bed again; let me compel you, I am sure you have no power to deny a + Woman; the ayr is piercing, and to a body beaten with long travel, + 'twill prove an ill Physitian. + + _Mer._ If she speak longer I shall be a knave, as rank as ever sweat + for't; Sir, if you will send your Wife up presently, I will either + stay with you, d'ye mark me, or deliver you, so just a cause, that you + your self, shall thrust me out of dores, both suddenly, and willingly. + + _Ant._ I would fain hear that 'faith, pray thee go up sweet heart, I + have half perswaded him, besides, he hath some private business with + me. + + _Mar._ Good night, Sir, and what content you would have, I wish with + you. [_Exit._ + + _Mer._ Could any man that had a back ask more! O me! O me! + + _Ant._ Now deal directly with me: Why should you go? + + _Mer._ If you be wise do not enquire the cause, 'twill trouble you: + + _Ant._ Why? prithee why? + + _Mer._ 'Faith I would not have you know it, let me go, 'twill be far + better for you. + + _Ant._ Who's that, that knocks there? i'st not at the street door? + + _Ser._ Yes, Sir. + + _Ant._ Who's there, cannot you speak? + + _Within Vio._ A poor distressed Maid, for gods sake let me in. + + _Mer._ Let her in and me out together, 'tis but one labor, 'tis pity + she should stand i'th' street, it seems she knows you. + + _Ant._ There she shall stand for me, you are ignorant; this is a + common custome of the Rogues that lie about the loose parts of the + City. + + _Mer._ As how? + + _Ant._ To knock at doors in dead time of night, and use some feigned + voice to raise compassion, and when the doors are open, in they rush, + and cut the throats of all, and take the booty, we cannot be too + careful. + + _Within Vi._ As ever you had pity let me in, I am undone else. + + _Ant._ Who are you? + + _Vio._ My name is _Viola_, a Gentlewoman, that ill chance hath + distressed, you know my Father. + + _Mer._ Alas of god we'll let her in, 'tis one of the Gentlewomen were + here i'th' evening, I know her by her name, (poor soul) shee's cold I + warrant her, let her have my warme Bed, and I'll take her fortune; + come, pray come. + + _Ant._ It is not _Viola_, that's certain, she went home to her + Fathers, I am sure. + + _Via._ Will not you be so good to let me in? + + _Ant._ I'll be so good to have you whipt away if you stay a little + longer: Shee's gone I warrant her, now let me know your cause, for I + will hear it, and not repent the knowing. + + _Mer._ Since you are so importunate, I'll tell you, I love your Wife + extreamly. + + _Ant._ Very well. + + _Mer._ And so well that I dare not stay. + + _Ant._ Why? + + _Mer._ For wronging you, I know I am flesh and blood, and you have + done me friendships infinite and often, that must require me honest, + and a true Man, and I will be so, or I'll break my heart. + + _Ant._ Why, you may stay for all this, methinks. + + _Mer._ No, though I wood be good, I am no saint, nor is it safe to try + me, I deal plainly. + + _Ant._ Come, I dare try you, do the best you can. + + _Mer._ You shall not, when I am right agen, I'll come and see you, + till when, I'll use all Countryes, and all means, but I will lose this + folly, 'tis a Divel. + + _Ant._ Is there no way to stay you? + + _Mer._ No, unless you will have me such a villain to you, as all men + shall spit at me. + + _Ant._ Do's she know you love her? + + _Mer._ No, I hope not, that were recompence fit for a Rogue to render + her. + + _Ant._ If ever any had a faithful friend, I am that Man, and I may + glory in't, this is he, that _ipse_, he that passes all Christendome + for goodness, he shall not over goe me in his friendship, 'twere + recreant and base, and I'll be hang'd first, I am resolv'd, go thy + wayes, a Wife [shall] never part us: I have consider'd, and I find her + nothing to such a friend as thou art; I'll speak a bold world, take + your time and woe her, you have overcome me clearly, and do what's + fitting with her, you conceive me, I am glad at heart you love her: by + this light, ne're stare upon me, for I will not flye from it, if you + had spoken sooner, sure you had been serv'd; Sir, you are not every + Man, now to your taske, I give you free leave, and the sin is mine if + there be any in it. + + _Mer._ He will be hang'd before he makes this good, he cannot be so + innocent a Coxcombe, he can tell ten sure, if I had never known you as + I have done, I might be one, as others perhaps sooner, but now 'tis + impossible, there's too much good between us. + + _Ant._ Well, thou art e'en the best man--I can say no more, I am, so + over-joy'd, you must stay this night, and in the morning go as early + as you please, I have a toy for you. + + _Mer._ I thought this pill would make you sick. + + _Ant._ But where you mean to be I must have notice, + And it must be hard by too, do you mark me? + + _Mer._ Why, What's the matter? + + _Ant._ There is a thing in hand. + + _Mer._ Why? What thing? + + _Ant._ A sound one, if it take right, and you be not peevish. We two + will be--you would little think it; as famous for our friendship-- + + _Mer._ How? + + _Ant._ If [God] please, as ever _Damon_ was, and _Pytheas_; or + _Pylades_ and _Orestes_, or any two that ever were: do you conceive me + yet? + + _Mer._ No, by my troth, Sir; he will not help me up sure. + + _Ant._ You shall anon, and for our names, I think they shall live + after us, and be remember'd while there is a story; or [I] lose my + aime. + + _Mer._ What a vengeance ailes he? How do you? + + _Ant._ Yes faith, we two will be such friends, as the world shall ring + of. + + _Mer._ And why is all this? + + _Ant._ You shall enjoy my wife. + + _Mer._ Away, away. + + _Ant._ The wonder must begin, so I have cast it, 'twill be scurvy + else, you shall not stir a foot in't, pray be quiet till I have made + it perfect. + + _Mer._ What shall a Man do with this wretched fellow? there is no + mercy to be used towards him, he is not capable of any pitty, he will + in spight of course be a Cuckold, And who can help it? must it begin + so needs Sir?--think agen. + + _Ant._ Yes marry must it, and I my self will woe this woman for you, + Do you perceive it now? ha? + + _Mer._ Yes, now I have a little sight ith' matter; O that thy head + should be so monstrous, that all thy Servants hats may hang upon't! + but do you meane to do this? + + _Ant._ Yes certain, I will woe her, and for you, strive not against + it, 'tis the overthrow of the best plot that ever was then. + + _Mer._ Nay, I'll assure you, Sir, I'll do no harm, you have too much + about you of your own. + + _Ant._ Have you thought of a place yet? + + _Mer._ A place? + + _Ant._ I a place where you will bide, prethee no more of this modesty, + 'tis foolish, and we were not determin'd to be absolute friends + indeed, 'twere tolerable. + + _Mer._ I have thought, and you shall hear from me. + + _Ant._ Why, this will gain me everlasting glory; I have the better of + him, that's my comfort, good night. [_Exit._ + + _Mer._ Good night, well go thy wayes, thou art the tydiest wittall + this day I think above ground, and yet thy end for all this must be + mottly. [_Exit._ + + _Enter a_ Tinker _with a Cord, and_ Dorothy. + + _Tink._ 'Tis b[i]tter cold; a plague upon these Rogues, how wary they + are grown! not a door open now, but double barr'd; not a Window, but + up with a case of wood like a spice box, and their locks unpickable, + the very Smiths that were half venture[r]s, drink penitent, single + Ale, this is the Iron age, the Ballad sings of; well, I shall meet + with some of our loose Linnen yet, good fellows must not starve; + here's he shall shew God a mighties dog bolts, if this hold. + + _Dorothy._ Faith thou art but too merciful, that's thy fault, thou art + as sweet a Thief, that sin excepted, as ever suffer'd, that's a proud + word, and I'll maintain it. + + _Tinck._ Come, prethee let's shogg off, and browze an hour or two, + there's Ale will make a Cat speak, at the harrow, we shall get nothing + now, without we batter, 'tis grown too near morning, the Rogues sleep + sober, and are watchful. + + _Dorit._ We want a Boy extreamly for this function, kept under for a + year, with milk, and knot-grass; in my time I have seen a boy do + wonders; _Robbin_ the red Tinker had a Boy, Rest his Soul, he suffer'd + this time 4 years, for two Spoons, and a Pewter Candlestick, that + sweet Man had a Boy, as I am Curstend Whore, would have run through a + Cat hole, he would have boulted such a piece of Linen in an evening-- + + _Tinck._ Well, we will have a Boy, prethee lets go, I am vengeance + cold I tell thee. + + _Dorothy._ I'll be hang'd before I stir without some purchase, by + these ten bones, I'll turn she-ape, and untile a house, but I'll have + it, it may be I have a humor to be hang'd, I cannot tell. + + _Enter_ Viola. + + _Tinck._ Peace, you flead Whore, thou hast a mouth like a Bloodhound, + here comes a night-shade. + + _Dorit._ A Gentlewoman Whore, by this darkness I'll case her to the + skin. + + _Tinck._ Peace, I say. + + _Viola._ What fear have I endur'd this dismal night! + And what disgrace, if I were seen and known! + In which this darkness onely is my friend, + That onely has undone me; a thousand curses + Light on my easie, foolish, childish love, + That durst so lightly lay a confidence + Upon a Man, so many being false; + My weariness, and weeping, makes me sleepy, I must lie down. + + _Tinck._ What's this? a Prayer, or a Homily, or a Ballad of good + councel? she has a Gown, I am sure. + + _Dor._ Knock out her brains, and then shee'll nee'r bite. + + _Tinck._ Yes, I will knock her, but not yet, you? woman? + + _Viol._ For Gods sake what are you? + + _Tinck._ One of the groomes of your wardrobe, come, uncase, uncase; + byr Lady a good Kersey. + + _Vio._ Pray do not hurt me, Sir. + + _Dor._ Let's have no pitty, for if you do, here's that shall cut your + whistle. + + _Viol._ Alas, what would you have? I am as miserable as you can make + me any way. + + _Dor._ That shall be try'd. + + _Vio._ Here, take my Gown, if that will do you pleasure. + + _Tink._ Yes marry will it, look in the Pockets _Doll_, there may be + birds. + + _Dor._ They are flown, a pox go with them, I'll have this Hat, and + this Ruffe too, I like it, now will I flourish like a Lady, brave, + I faith boy. + + _Vio._ Y'are so gentle people to my seeming, + That by my truth I could live with you. + + _Tin._ Could you so? a pretty young round wench, well bloudded, I am + for her, Theeves. + + _Dor._ But by this I am not, coole your Codpiece, Rogue, or I'll clap + a spell upon't, shall take your edge off with a very vengeance. + + _Tin._ Peace, horse-flesh, peace, I'll cast off my Amazon, she has + walk'd too long, and is indeed notorious, shee'll fight and scould, + and drink like one of the worthies. + + _Dort._ Uds, pretious you young contagious Whore, must you be ticing? + and, Is your flesh so wranck, Sir, that two may live upon't? I am glad + to hear your Cortalls grown so lusty; he was dry founder'd t'other + day, wehee my pamper'd Jade of _Asia_. + + _Vio._ Good Woman do not hurt me, I am sorry that I have given any + cause of anger. + + _Dor._ Either bind her quickly, and come away, or by this steel I'll + [tell], though I truss for company; now could I eate her broyl'd, or + any way, without Vinegar, I must have her Nose. + + _Vio._ By any thing you love best, good Sir, good Woman. + + _Tin._ Why her Nose, _Dorothy_? + + _Dor._ If I have it not, and presently [and] warm, I lose that I go + withal. + + _Tin._ Wood the Devil had that thou goest withall, and thee together, + for sure he got thy whelps if thou hast any, shees thy deere dad, + Whore! put up your cutpurse; an I take my switch up, 'twill be a black + time with you else, sheth your bung Whore. + + _Dor._ Will you bind her? we shall stand here prating, and be hang'd + both. + + _Tin._ Come, I must bind you, not a word, no crying. + + _Vio._ Do what you will, indeed I will not cry. + + _Tin._ Hurt her not, if thou dost, by Ale and Beer, I'll clout thy old + bald brain pan, with a piece of Brass, you Bitch incarnate. + [_Exeunt_ Tinker _and_ Dorothy. + + _Viola._ O [God], to what am I reserv'd, that knew not + Through all my childish hours and actions, + More sin, than poor imagination, + And too much loving of a faithless Man? + For which I'm paid, and so, that not the day + That now is rising to protect the harmless, + And give the innocent a sanctuary + From theeves and spoilers, can deliver me + From shame, at least suspition-- + + _Enter_ Valerio. + + _Val._ Sirrah, lead down the horses easily, I'll walke a foot till I + be down the hill, 'tis very early, I shall reach home betimes. How + now, whose there? + + _Vio._ Night, that was ever friend to Lovers, yet + Has rais'd some weary Soul, that hates his bed, + To come and see me blush, and then laugh at me. + + _Val._ H'ad a rude heart that did this. + + _Vio._ Gentle Sir, + If you have that which honest men call pitty, + And be as far from evil as you shew; + Help a poor Maid, that this night by bad fortune + Has been thus us'd by Robbers. + + _Val._ A pox upon his heart that would not help thee, this Thief was + half a Lawyer by his bands, How long have you been tyed here? + + _Viol._ Alas, this hour, and with cold and fear am almost perisht. + + _Val._ Where were the watch the while? good sober Gent. they were like + careful members of the City, drawing in diligent Ale, and singing + catches, while Mr. Constable contriv'd the Tosts: these fellows would + be more severely punisht than wandring Gipsies, that every statute + whips; for if they had every one two eyes a piece more, three pots + would put them out. + + _Viol._ I cannot tell, I found no Christian to give me succor. + + _Val._ When they take a Thief, I'll take _Ostend_ agen; the whorsons + drink Opium in their Ale, and then they sleep like tops; as for their + bills, they only serve to reach down Bacon to make Rashers on; now let + me know whom I have done this courtesie too, that I may thank my early + rising for it. + + _Viol._ Sir, All I am, you see. + + _Val._ You have a name I'm sure, and a kindred, a Father, friend, or + something that must own you; shee's a handsome young Wench; What + Rogues were these to Rob her? + + _Vio._ Sir, you see all I dare reveale, + And as you are a Gentleman press me no further; + For there begins a grief, whose bitterness + Will break a stronger heart than I have in me, + And 'twill but make you heavy with the hearing, + For your own goodness sake desire it not. + + _Val._ If you would not have me enquire that, How do you live then? + + _Viol._ How I have liv'd, is still one question, + Which must not be resolv'd-- + How I desire to live, is in your liking, + So worthy an opinion I have of you. + + _Val._ Is in my liking? How I pray thee? tell me, i'faith I'll do you + any good lies in my power; she has an eye would raise a bedrid man; + come, leave your fear, and tell me, that's a good Wench. + + _Viol._ Sir, I would serve-- + + _Val._ Who would'st thou serve? do not weep and tell me. + + _Viol._ Faith, Sir, even some good woman, and such a wife if you be + married, I do imagine yours. + + _Val._ Alas! thou art young and tender, let me see thy hand, this was + ne'er made to wash, or wind up water, beat cloaths, or rub a floor, by + this light, for one use that shall be nameless, 'tis the best wanton + hand that e're I lookt on. + + _Vio._ Dare you accept me, Sir, my heart is honest, + Among your vertuous charitable deeds, + This will not be the least. + + _Val._ Thou canst in a Chamber? + + _Vio._ In a Chamber, Sir? + + _Val._ I mean wait there upon a Gentlewoman, + How quick she is, I like that mainly too; + I'll have her, though I keep her with main strength like a besieged + Town, for I know I shall have the Enemy afore me within a week. + + _Viol._ Sir, I can sow too, and make pretty laces, + Dress a head handsome, teach young Gentlewomen, + For in all these I have a little knowledge. + + _Val._ 'Tis well, no doubt I shall encrease that knowledge; I like her + better still, how she provokes me; pritty young Maid, you shall serve + a good Gentlewoman, though I say't, that will not be unwilling you + should please me, nor I forgetful if you do. + + _Viol._ I am the happier. + + _Val._ My man shall make some shift to carry you behind him, Can you + ride well? + + _Viola._ But I'll hold fast for catching of a fall. + + _Val._ That's the next way to pull another on you, I'll work her as I + go, I know shee's wax, now, now, at this time could I beget a Worthy + on this Wench. + + _Viol._ Sir, for this Gentleness, may Heaven requite you tenfold. + + _Val._ 'Tis a good Wench, however others use thee, be sure I'll be a + loving Master to thee, come. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Antonio _like an Irish Footman, with a Letter_. + + _Ant._ I hope I am wild enough, for being known, I have writ a Letter + here, and in it have abus'd my self most bitterly, yet all my fear is + not enough, for that must do it, that must lay it on, I'll win her out + i'th' flint, 'twill be more famous, now for my language. + + _Enter_ Servingman. + + _Ser._ Now, Sir, Who would you speak with? + + _Ant._ Where be thy Mastres Man? I would speak with her, + I have a Letter. + + _Ser._ Cannot I deliver it? + + _Ant._ No, by my trot, and fait, can'st thou not Man. + + _Ser._ Well, Sir, I'll call her to you, pray shake your ears without a + little. [_Exit_ Servingman. + + _Ant._ Cran a Cree do it quickly; this rebbel tonge sticks in my teeth + worse than a tough Hen, sure it was ne'er known at Babel, for they + sould no Apples, and this was made for certain at the first planting + of Orchards,'tis so crabbed. + + _Enter_ Wife, _and_ Servingman. + + _Mar._ What's he wood speak with me? + + _Ser._ A kill kenny ring, there he stands Madam. + + _Mar._ What would you have with me, friend? + + _Ant._ He has a Letter for other Women, Wilt thou read it. + + _Mar._ From whence? + + _Ant._ De Crosse creest from my Master. + + _Mar._ Who is your Master? + + _Ant._ I pray do you look. + + _Mar._ Do you know this fellow? + + _Ser._ No Maddam, not I; more than an _Irish_ Footman, stand further + friend, I do not like your roperunners, What stallion Rogues are + these, to weare such dowsetts, the very Cotton may commit adultery. + + _Mar._ I cannot find whose hand this should be, I'll read, To the + beauteous wife of _Don Antonio_, sure this is some blind scribe--well + now, What follows? + + _Ant._ Pray God it take, I have given her that, will stir her + conscience, how it works with her; hope, if it be thy will, let the + flesh have it. + + _Mar._ This is the most abhor'd, intollerable knavery, that ever slave + entertain'd, sure there is more than thine own head in this villany, + it goes like practic'd mischiefe; disabled in his body? O good God, as + I live he lies fearfully, and basely, ha? I should know that Jewel, + 'tis my husband, come hither shat, Are you an Irish Man? + + _Ant._ Sweete Woman a Cree I am an Irish man. + + _Mar._ Now I know it perfectly; is this your trick, Sir? I'll trick + you for it; How long have you serv'd this Gentleman. + + _Ant._ Please thee a little day, O my _Mac dermond_ put me to my + Mastree, 'tis don I know. + + _Mar._ By my faith he speaks as well as if he had been lousy for the + language a year or two; well, Sir, you had been better have kept your + own shape as I will use you, What have I done that should deserve this + tryal? I never made him Cuckold, to my knowledge, Sirrah come hither. + + _Ant._ Now will she send some Jewel, or some Letter, I know her mind + as well; I shall be famous. + + _Mar._ Take this Irish bawde here. + + _Ant._ How? + + _Mar._ And kick him till his breeches and breech be of one colour, a + bright blew both. + + _Ant._ I may be well swing'd thus, for I dare not reveale my self, I + hope she does not mean it, O hone, O hone, O St. _Patricke_, O a Cree, + O sweet Woman. + + _Mar._ No, turn him, and kick him o't'other side, that's well. + + _Ant._ O good waiting Man, I beseech thee good waiting man, a pox fyre + your Legs. + + _Mar._ You Rogue, you enemy to all, but little breeches, + How dar'st thou come to me with such a Letter? + + _Ant._ Prethee pitty the poor Irishman, all this makes for me, if I + win her yet, I am still more glorious. + + _Mar._ Now could I weep at what I have done, but I'll harden my heart + agen, go shut him up, 'till my husband comes home, yet thus much ere + ye go, sirrah thach'd head, Would'st not thou be whipt, and think it + Justice? well _Aquavitæ_ Barrel, I will bounce you. + + _Ant._ I pray do, I beseech you be not angry. + + _Mar._ O you hobby headed Rascal, I'll have you flead, and trossers + made of thy skin to tumble in, go a way with him, let him see no sun, + till my husband come home, Sir, I shall meet with you for your + knavery, I fear it not. + + _Ant._ Wilt thou not let me go? I do not like this. + + _Mar._ Away with him. + + _Servingman._ Come, I'll lead you in by your Jack a lent hair, go + quietly, or I'll make your crupper crack. + + _Mar._ And do you hear me, Sirrah? and when you have done, make my + Coach ready. + + _Serving._ Yes forsooth. [_Exit_ Servingman _with_ Antonio. + + _Mar._ Lock him up safe enough, I'll to this Gentleman, I know the + reason of all this business, for I do suspect it, If he have this + plot, I'll ring him such a peal, shall make his eares deaf for a month + at least. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Richardo. + + _Ric._ Am I not mad? Can this weak temper'd head, + That will be mad with drink, endure the wrong + That I have done a Virgin, and my Love? + Be mad, for so thou ought'st, or I will beate + The walls and trees, down with thee, and will let + Either thy memory out, or madness in; + But sure I never lov'd fair _Viola_, + I never lov'd my Father, nor my Mother, + Or any thing but drink; had I had love; + Nay, had I known so much charity, + As would have sav'd an Infant from the fire, + I had been naked, raving in the street; + With halfe a face, gashing my self with knives, + Two houres ere this time. + + _Enter_ Pedro, Silvio, Uberto. + + _Ped._ Good morrow Sir. + + _Rich._ Good morrow Gentlemen, shall we go drink agen? + I have my wits. + + _Ped._ So have I, but they are unsetled ones, would I had some + porrige. + + _Rich._ The Tavern boy was here this morning with me + And told me, that there was a Gentlewoman, + Which he took for a Whore, that hung on me: + For whom we quarrel'd, and I know not what. + + _Ped._ I faith nor I. + + _Ube._ I have a glimmering of some such thing. + + _Rich._ Was it you, _Silvio_, + That made me drink so much? 'twas you or _Pedro_. + + _Ped._ I know not who. + + _Sil._ We [were] all apt enough. + + _Rich._ But I will lay the fault on none but me, + That I would be so entreated, come _Silvio_, + Shall we go drink agen, come Gentlemen, + Why do you stay, let's never leave off now, + Whil'st we have Wine, and Throats, I'll practise it, + Till I have made it my best quality; + For what is best for me to do but that? + For [Gods] sake come and drink; when I am nam'd, + Men shall make answer, Which _Richardo_ mean you? + The excellent drinker? I will have it so, + Will you go drink? + + _Silv._ We drunk too much too lately. + + _Rich._ Why there is then the less behind to drink, + Let's end it all, dispatch that, wee'l send abroad, + And purchase all the Wine the world can yield, + And then drink it off, then take the fruits o'th' earth, + Distil the Juice from them, and drink that off; + Wee'l catch the rain before it fall to ground, + And drink off that that never more may grow; + Wee'l set our mouths to Springs, and drink them off, + And all this while wee'l never think of those + That love us best, more than we did last night. + We will not give unto the poor a drop + Of all this drink, but when we see them weep, + Wee'l run to them, and drink their tears off too, + Wee'l never leave whilst there is heat or moisture, + In this large globe, but suck it cold and dry, + Till we have made it Elemental earth, + Merely by drinking. + + _Ped._ Is't flattery to tell you, you are mad? + + _Rich._ If it be false, + There's no such way to bind me to a Man; + He that will have me, lay my goods and lands, + My life down for him, need no more, but say, + _Richardo_ thou art mad, and then all these + Are at his service, then he pleases me, + And makes me think that I had vertue in me, + That I had love, and tenderness of heart, + That though I have committed such a fault, + As never creature did, yet running mad, + As honest men should do for such a crime, + I have exprest some worth, though it be late: + But I alas have none of these in me, + But keep my wits still like a frozen Man, + That had no fire within him. + + _Sil._ Nay, good _Richardo_ leave this wild talk, and send a letter to + her, I'll deliver it. + + _Rich._ 'Tis to no purpose; perhaps she's lost last night, + Or she got home agen, she's now so strictly + Look'd to, the wind can scarce come to her, or admit + She were her self; if she would hear from me, + From me unworthy, that have us'd her thus, + She were so foolish, that she were no more + To be belov'd. + + _Enter_ Andrugio _and_ Servant _with a Night-gown._ + + _Ser._ Sir, we have found this night-gown she took with her. + + [_An._ Where?] + + _Rich._ Where? where? speak quickly. + + _Ser._ Searching in the Suburbs, we found a Tinker and his Whore that + had it in a Tap-house, whom we apprehended, and they confest they + stole it from her. + + _Rich._ And murthered her? + + _Sil._ What aile you man? + + _Rich._ Why all this doth not make me mad. + + _Sil._. It does, you would not offer this else, good _Pedro_ look to + his sword. + + _Ser._ They do deny the killing of her, but swore they left her tyed + to a Tree, in the fields, next those Suburbs that are without our + Ladies gate, near day, and by the Rode, so that some passinger must + needs unty her quickly. + + _And._ The will of Heaven be done! Sir, I will only entreat you this, + that as you were the greatest occasion of her loss, that you will be + pleased to urge your friends, and be your self earnest in the search + of her; if she be found, she is yours, if she please, I my self only, + see these people better examin'd, and after follow some way in search, + God keep you Gentlemen. [_Exit._ + + _Sil._ Alas good man! + + _Ric._ What think you now of me, I think this lump + Is nothing but a piece of fleagme congeal'd + Without a soul, for where there's so much spirit + As would but warm a flea, those faults of mine + Would make it glow, and flame in this dull heart, + And run like molten gold through every sin, + Till it could burst these walls, and fly away. + Shall I intreat you all to take your horses, + And search this innocent? + + _Ped._ With all our hearts. + + _Ric._ Do not divide your selves till you come there, + Where they say she was ty'd, I'll follow too, + But never to return till she be found. + Give me my sword good _Pedro_, I will do + No harm, believe me, with it, I am now + Farr better temper'd; if I were not so, + I have enow besides, God keep you all, + And send us good success. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Tertius. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Mercury, _and_ Servant. + + _Mer._ Who is it? can you tell? + + _Ser._ By my troth, Sir, I know not, but 'tis a Gentlewoman. + + _Mer._ A Gentleman, I'll lay my life, you puppy, h'as sent his Wife to + me: if he have, fling up the bed. + + _Ser._ Here she is, Sir. + + _Enter_ Wife _with a Letter_. + + _Wife._ I am glad I found you Sir, there, take your Letter, and keep + it till you have another friend to wrong, 'tis too malicious false to + make me sin, you have provoked me to be that I love not, a talker, + and you shall hear me. + Why should you dare to imagine me + So light a huswife, that from four hours knowledge + You might presume to offer to my credit + This rude and ruffian tryal, I am sure + I never courted you, nor gave you tokens, + That might concern assurance, you are a fool. + + _Mer._ I cannot blame you now, I see this letter, + Though you be angry, yet with me you must not, + Unless you'l make me guilty of a wrong, + My worst affections hate---- + + _Wife._ Did not you send it? + + _Mer._ No, upon my faith, which is more, I understand it not; the hand + is as far from my knowledge, as the malice. + + _Wife._ This is strange. + + _Mer._ It is so, and had been stranger, and indeed more hateful, + Had I, that have receiv'd such courtesies, and owe so many + Thanks, done this base office. + + _Wife._ Your name is at it. + + _Mer._ Yes, but not my nature, and I shall hate my name worse than the + manner, for this base broking; you are wise and vertuous, remove this + fault from me; for on the love I bear to truth and goodness, this + Letter dare not name me for the author. + + _Wife._ Now I perceive my husbands knavery, if [my] man can but find + where he has been, I will goe with this Gentleman whatsoever comes + on't: and as I mean to carry it, both he and all the World shall think + it fit, and thank me for it. + + _Mer._ I must confess I loved you, at first, however this made me + leave your house unmannerly, that might provoke me to do something + ill, both to your honor and my faith, and not to write this Letter, + which I hold so truly wicked, that I will not think on't. + + _Wife._ I do believe you, and since I see you are free, my words were + not meant to you, but this is not the half of my affliction. + + _Mer._ 'Tis pitty you should know more vexation; may I enquire? + + _Wife._ Faith, Sir, I fear I have lost my husband. + + _Mer._ Your husband? it cannot be: I pitty her, how she's vext! + + _Enter_ Servant. + + _Wife._ How now? What news? nay speak, for we must know. + + _Ser._ Faith I have found at length, by chance, where he has been. + + _Wife._ Where? + + _Ser._ In a blind out-house in the Suburbs, pray God all be well with + him. + + _Wife._ Why? + + _Serv._ There are his cloaths, but, What's become of him, + I cannot yet enquire. + + _Wife._ I am glad of this; sure they have murther'd him, + What shall I do? + + _Mer._ Be not so grieved, before you know the truth, you have time + enough to weep, this is the sodain'st mischief; Did you not bring an + Officer to search there, where you say you found his cloaths. + + _Ser._ Yes, and we searcht it, and charg'd the fellow with him: but + he, like a Rogue, stubborn Rogue, made answer, he knew not where he + was; he had been there, but where he was now, he could not tell: I + tell you true, I fear him. + + _Wife._ Are all my hopes and longings to enjoy him, After this 3 years + travel, come to this? + + _Ser._ It is the rankest house in all the City, the most cursed roguy + Bawdy-house. Hell fire it. + + _Mer._ This is the worst I heard yet; Will you go home? I'll bear you + company, and give you the best help I may: this being here will wrong + you. + + _Wife._ As you are a Gentleman, and as you lov'd your dead friend, + let me not go home, that will but heap one sorrow on another. + + _Mer._ Why propose any thing and I'll perform't; I am at my wits end + too. + + _Ser._ So am I, O my dear Master! + + _Mer._ Peace you great fool. + + _Wife._ Then good Sir carry me to some retir'd place, far from the + sight of this unhappy City, whether you will indeed, so it be far + enough. + + _Mer._ If I might Councel you, I think 'twere better to go home, + And try what may be done yet, he may be at home afore you, Who + can tell? + + _Wife._ O no, I know he's dead, I know he's murder'd; tell me not of + going home, you murder me too. + + _Mer._ Well, since it pleases you to have it so, I will no more + perswade you to go home, I'll be your guide in the Countrey, as your + grief doth command me, I have a Mother dwelling from this place some + 20 miles: the house though homely, yet able to shew something like a + welcome; thither I'll see you safe with all your sorrows. + + _Wife._ With all the speed that may be thought upon; I have a Coach + here ready, good Sir quickly; I'll fit you my fine husband. + + _Mer._ It shall be so; if this fellow be dead, I see no band of any + other Man, to tye me from my will, and I will follow her with such + careful service, that she shall either be my Love, or Wife; Will you + walk in? + + _Wife._ I thank you, Sir, but one word with my Man, and I am ready; + keep the _Irish_ fellow safe, as you love your life, for he I fear has + a deep hand in this, then search agen, and get out warrants for that + naughty man, that keeps the bad house, that he may answer it, if you + find the body, give it due burial; farewel. You shall hear from me, + keep all safe. [_Exeunt._ + + _Ser._ O my sweet Master! + + Antonio _knocking within_. + + _Ant. within._ Man-a-cree, the Devil take thee, Wilt thou kill me + here? I prethee now let me goe seek my Master, I shall be very cheel + else. + + _Enter Servant._ + + _Ser._ Do you hear man-a-cree, I'll cree your coxcombe, and you keep + not still, down you rogue. + + _Ant._ Good sweet fact serving-man, let me out I beseech de, and by my + trot I will give dye Worship 2 shillings in good argott, to buy dy + Worship pippines. + + _Ser._ This rogue thinks all the worth of man consists in Peepins; by + this light I'll beat rebellion out of you for ever. + + _Ant._ Wilt thou not hear me Man? is fet; I'll give thee all I have + about me. + + _Ser._ I thank you, Sir, so I may have picking work. + + _Ant._ Here is five shillings Man. + + _Serv._ Here is a cudgel, a very good one. + + _Enter two Serving-men._ + + _2. Ser._ How now, What's the matter? Where's the _Irishman_. + + _1. Ser._ There, a wyth take him, he makes more noise alone there, + than ten Lawyers can do with double, and a scurvy Case. + + _2. Ser._ Let him out, I must talk with him. + + _Enter_ Antonio. + + _Ant._ Wilt thou give me some drink, O hone? I am very dry Man. + + _2 Ser._ You shall have that shall quench your thirst, my friend. + + _Ant._ Fate dost thou mean man. + + _2 Ser._ Even a good tough halter. + + _Ant._ A halter? O hone! + + _2 Ser._ Sirrah, you are a mischievous Rogue, that's the truth. + + _Ant._ No, fet I am not. + + _1 Ser._ Shall I knock out his brains? I have kill'd dogs have been + worth three of him for all uses. + + _2 Ser._ Sirrah, the truth on't is, you must with me to a Justice. + O _Roger, Roger_. + + _1 Ser._ Why, what's the matter _William_? + + _2 Ser._ Heavy news _Roger_, heavy newes; god comfort us. + + _1 Ser._ What is't Man? + + _Ant._ What's the matter now? I am e'en weary of this way, would I + were out on't. + + _1 Ser._ My Master sure is murder'd, _Roger_, and this cursed rogue + I fear, has had a hand in't. + + _Ant._ No fet not. + + _1 Ser._ Stand away, I'll kickt out of him: come, sirrha, mount, I'll + make you dance, you Rascal, kill my Master? If thy breech were cannon + proof, having this good cause on my side, I would encounter it; hold + fair, _Shamrocke_. + + _Ant._ Why how now Sirs? you will not murder me indeed. + + _2 Ser._ Bless us _Roger_! + + _Ant._ Nay, I am no spirit. + + _2 Ser._ How do you Sir, this is my very Master. + + _Ant._ Why well enough yet, but you have a heavy foot of your own; + Where's my Wife. + + _1 Ser._ Alas poor sorrowful Gentlewoman, she thinks you are dead, and + has given o're house-keeping. + + _Ant._ Whether is she gone then? + + _1 Ser._ Into the Countrey with the Gentleman your Friend Sir, to see + if she can wear her sorrows out there; she weeps and takes on too + too-- + + _Ant._ This falls out pat; I shall be everlasting for a name: Doe you + hear? upon your lives and faiths to me, not one word I am living, but + let the same report pass along, that I am murther'd still; I am made + for ever. + + _1 Ser._ Why Sir? + + _Ant._ I have a Cause Sir, that's enough for you; well, if I be not + famous, I am wrong'd much; for any thing I know I will not trouble + him this week at least, no, let them take their way one of another. + + _1 Ser._ Sir, Will you be still an _Irish-man_? + + _Ant._ Yes a while. + + _2 Ser._ But your Worship will be beaten no more? + + _Ant._ No, I thank you _William_. + + _1 Ser._ In truth, Sir, if it must be so, I'll do it better than a + stranger. + + _Ant._ Goe, you are Knaves both, but I forgive you, I am almost mad + with the apprehension of what I shall be, not a word I charge you. + [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Valerio, _and_ Viola. + + _Val._ Come, pretty soul, we now are near our home, + And whilst our horses are walkt down the hill, + Let thou and I walke here over this Close: + The foot-way is more pleasant, 'tis a time + My pretty one, not to be wept away, + For every living thing is full of love; + Art not thou so too? ha? + + _Vio._ Nay, there are living things empty of love, + Or I had not been here, but for my self, + Alas, I have too much. + + _Val._ It cannot be, that so much beauty, so much youth and grace + should have too much of love. + + _Vio._ Pray what is love? for I am full of that I do not know. + + _Val._ Why, love fair Maid is an extream desire, + That's not to be examin'd, but fulfill'd, + To ask the reason why thou art in love, + Or what might be the noblest end in love, + Would overthrow that kindly rising warmth, + That many times slides gently o'r the heart, + 'Twould make thee grave and staid, thy thoughts would be, + Like a thrice married Widow, full of ends, + And void of all compassion, and to fright thee + From such enquiry, whereas thou art now + Living in ignorance, mild, fresh, and sweet, + And but sixteen; the knowing what love is, + Would make thee six and forty. + + _Vio._ Would it would make me nothing, I have heard + Scholars affirm, the world's upheld by Love, + But I believe, women maintain all this, + For there's no love in men. + + _Val._ Yes, in some men. + + _Vio._ I know them not. + + _Val._ Why, there is love in me. + + _Vio._ There's charity I am sure towards me. + + _Val._ And love; which I will now express, my pretty maid, + I dare not bring thee home, my wife is foul, + And therefore envious, she is very old, + And therefore jealous: thou art fair and young. + A subject fit for her unlucky vices + No work upon, she never will endure thee. + + _Via._ She may endure + If she be ought, but Devil, all the friendship + That I will hold with you; can she endure + I should be thankful to you? may I pray + For you and her, will she be brought to think. + That all the honest industry I have, + Deserves brown bread? if this may be endur'd + She'll pick a quarrel with a sleeping child, + E'r she fall out with me. + + _Val._ But trust me, she does hate all handsomness. + + _Vio._ How fell you in love with such a creature? + + _Val._ I never lov'd her. + + _Vio._ And yet married her? + + _Val._ She was a rich one. + + _Vio._ And you swore I warrant you, she was a fair one then too. + + _Val._ Or believe me, I think I had not had her. + + _Vio._ Are you men all such? wou'd you wou'd wall us in a place + Where all we women that are innocent, + Might live together. + + _Val._ Do not weep at this, + Although I dare not for some weighty reason + Displease my Wife, yet I forget not thee. + + _Vio._ What will you do with me? + + _Val._ Thou shalt be plac'd + At my mans house, and have such food and raiment + As can be bought with money: these white hands + Shall never learn to work, but they shall play + As thou say'st they were wont, teaching the strings + To move in order, or what else thou wilt. + + _Vio._ I thank you, Sir, but pray you cloath me poorly, + And let my labor get me means to live. + + _Val._ But fair one, you, I know do so much hate + A foul ingratitude, you will not look + I should do this for nothing. + + _Vio._ I will work as much out as I can, and take as little, + That you shall have as duely paid to you + As ever servant did. + + _Vol._ But give me now a trial on't, I may believe + We are alone, shew me how thou wilt kiss + And hug me hard, when I have stolen away + From my too clamorous wife that watches me, + To spend a blessed hour or t[w]o with thee. + + _Vio._ Is this the love you mean? you would have that + Is not in me to give, you would have lust. + + _Val._ Not to dissemble, or to mince the word, + 'Tis Lust I wish indeed. + + _Vio._ And by my troth I have it not: for heavens sake use + me kindly. + Though I be good, and shew perhaps a monster, + As this world goes. + + _Val._ I do + But speak to thee, thy answers are thy own, + I compel none, but if [thou] refuse this motion, + Thou art not then for me, alas good soul; + What profit can thy work bring me? + + _Vio._ But I fear, I pray goe, for lust they say, will grow + Outragious, being deni'd, I give you thanks + For all your courtesies, and there's a Jewel + That's worth the taking, that I did preserve + Safe from the robbers, pray you leave me here + Just as you found me, a poor innocent, + And Heaven will bless you for it. + + _Val._ Pretty maid, I am no Robber, nor no Ravisher, + I pray thee keep thy Jewel, I have done + No wrong to thee, though thou beest virtuous + And in extremity, I do not know, + That I am bound to keep thee. + + _Vio._ No Sir, for gods sake, if you know an honest man in all these + Countreys, give me some directions to find him out. + + _Val._ More honest than my self, good sooth I do not know; I would + have lain with thee, with thy consent, and who would not in all these + parts, is past my memory, I am sorry for thee, farewel gentle maid, + God keep thee safe. [_Exit._ + + _Vio._ I thank you Sir, and you; + Woman they say, was only made of man, + Methinks 'tis strange they should be so unlike, + It may be all the best was cut away + To make the woman, and the naught was left + Behind with him, I'll sit me down and weep, + All things have cast me from 'em but the earth; + The evening comes, and every little flower + Droops now, as well as I. + + _Enter two Milk-maids with pails._ + + _Nan._ Good _Madge_ lets rest a little, by my troth I am weary, this + new pail is a plaguy heavy one, would _Tom_ were hang'd for choosing + it, 'tis the untoward'st fool in a Countrey. + + _Madg._ With all my heart, and I thank you too, _Nan_. + + _Vio._ What true contented happiness dwels here, + More than in Cities! wou'd to God my Father + Had liv'd like one of these, and bred me up + To milk: and do as they do: methinks + 'Tis a life that I wou'd choose, if I were now + To tell my time agen, above a Princes; maids, for charity + Give a poor wench one draught of Milk, + That weariness and hunger have nigh famish'd. + + _Nan._ If I had but one Cows Milk in all the world, you should have + some on't; there, drink more, the Cheese shall pay for it, alas poor + heart, she's drie. + + _Madge._ Do you dwell here abouts? + + _Vio._ No, would I did. + + _Nan._ _Madge_, if she does not looke like my cosin _Sue_ o'th' _Moor + lane_, as one thing can look like another-- + + _Madge._ Nay, _Sue_ has a hazle eye, I know _Sue_ well, and by your + leave, not so trim a body neither, this is a feat bodied thing I tell + you. + + _Nan._ She laces close by the mass I warrant you, and so does _Sue_ + too. + + _Vio._ I thank you for your gentleness, fair maids. + + _Nan._ Drink agen pray thee. + + _Vio._ I am satisfied, and heaven reward thee for't, yet thus far I + will compell you to accept these trifles, toys only that express my + thanks, for greater worth, I'm sure they have not in them; indeed you + shall, I found 'em as I came. + + _Nan._ _Madge_, look you here _Madge_. + + _Madg._ Nay, I have as fine a one as you, mine's all gold, and + painted, and a precious stone in't; I warrant it cost a crown wench. + + _Nan._ But mine is the most sumptuous one, that e'r I saw. + + _Vio._ One favour you must do me more, for you are well acquainted + here. + + _Nan._ Uds me, our _Dorothy_ went away but last week, and I know my + mistriss want's a maid, and why may she not be plac'd there? this is a + likely wench, I tell you truly, and a good wench I warrant her. + + _Madg._ And 'tis a hard case if we that have serv'd four years apiece, + cannot bring in one servant, we will prefer her; hark you sister, pray + what's your name. + + _Vio._ _Melvia._ + + _Nan._ A feat name i'faith; and can you milk a cow? and make a + merry-bush? that's nothing. + + _Vio._ I shall learn quickly. + + _Nan._ But be sure to keep the men out, they will mar all that you + make else, I know that by my self; for I have been So touz'd among 'em + in my days, come you shall e'en home with us, and be our fellow, our + house is so honest, and we serve a very good woman, and a Gentlewoman, + and we live as merrily, and dance a good daies after even-song: our + Wake shall be on Sunday; do you know what a Wake is? we have mighty + cheer then, and such a coil, 'twould bless ye; you must not be so + bashful, you'll spoil all. + + _Madg._ Let's home for Gods sake, my Mistriss thinks by this time we + are lost, come, we'll have a care of you, I warrant you; but you must + tell my Mistress where you were born, and every thing that belongs to + you, and the strangest things you can devise, for she loves those + extreamly, 'tis no matter whether they be true or no, she's not so + scrupulous; you must be our Sister, and love us best, and tell us + every thing, and when cold weather comes, we'll lye together, will + you do this? + + _Vio._ Yes. + + _Nan._ Then home again o' gods name, can you go apace. + + _Vio._ I warrant you. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Quartus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Pedro _and_ Uberto, _severally_. + + _Ped._ How now, any good news yet? + + _Silvio._ Faith not any yet. + + _Ped._ This comes o' tipling; would 'twere treason and't pleas['d] + God, to drink more than three draughts at a meal. + + _Sil._ When did you see _Richardo_? + + _Ped._ I crost him twice to day. + + _Sil._ You have heard of a young wench that was seen last [night]. + + _Ped._ Yes. + + _Sil._ Has _Richard_ heard of this? + + _Ped._ Yes, and I think he's ridden after, farewel, I'll have another + round. + + _Sil._ If you hear any thing, pray spare no horse-flesh, + I'll do the like. + + _Ped._ Do. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Richardo _and_ Valerio. + + _Rich._ Sir, I did think 'twas you by all descriptions. + + _Val._ 'Tis so, + I took her up indeed, the manner how + You have heard already, and what she had about her, + As Jewels, Gold, and other trifling things: + And what my end was, which because she slighted, + I left her there i'th' fields. + + _Rich._ Left i'th' fields? could any but a Rogue + That had despis'd humanity and goodness, + [God,] law and credit; and had set himself + To lose his noblest part, and be a beast, + Have left so innocent unmatch'd a virtue, + To the rude mercy of a wilderness? + + _Val._ Sir, if you come to rail, pray quit my house, + I do not use to have such language given + Within my doors to me; for your wench, + You may go seek her with more patience, + She's tame enough, I warrant you. + + _Rich._ Pray forgive me. + I do confess my much forgetfulness; + And weigh my words no farther, I beseech you, + Then a mere madness, for such a grief has seiz'd me + So strong and deadly, as a punishment, + And a just one too, + That 'tis a greater wonder I am living, + Than any thing I utter; yet let me tell you thus much, + 'Twas a fault for leaving her + So in the fields. + + _Val._ Sir, I will think so now, and credit me, + You have so wrought me with your grief, that I + Do both forgive and pity you: + And if you'll please to take a bed this night here; + To morrow I'll bring you where I left her. + + _Rich._ I thank you, [no,] shall I be so unworthy: + To think upon a bed, or ease, or comfort, + And have my heart stray from me, God knows where, + Cold and forsaken, destitute of friends, + And all good comforts else, unless some tree + Whose speechless charity must better ours, + With which the bitter east winds made their sport + And sung through hourly, hath invited her + To keep off half a day? shall she be thus, + And I draw in soft slumbers? _God_ forbid. + No, night and bitter coldness, I provoke thee, + And all the dews that hang upon thy locks, + Showrs, Hails, Snows, Frosts, and two edged Winds that prime + The maiden blossoms, I provoke you all, + And dare expose this body to your sharpness, + Till I be made a Land-mark. + + _Val._ Will you then stay and eat with me? + + _Rich._ Y'are angry with me, I know y'are angry, + You would not bid me eat else; my poor Mistriss, + For ought I know thou'rt famish'd, for what else + Can the fields yield thee, and the stubborn season, + That yet holds in the fruit? good gentle Sir, + Think not ill manners in me for denying + Your offer'd meat, for sure I cannot eat + While I do think she wants; well I'm a rascal; + A villain, slave, that only was begotten, + To murder women, and of them the best. + + _Val._ This is a strange affliction. + If you'll accept no greater courtesie, yet drink Sir. + + _Ric._ Now I am sure you hate me, and you knew + What kind of man I am, as indeed 'tis fit, + That every man should know me to avoid me. + If you have peace within you, Sir, or goodness + Name that abhord word - Drink, no more unto me, + You had safer strike me. + I pray you do not, if you love me do not. + + _Val._ Sir, I mean no ill by it. + + _Ric._ It may be so, + Nor let me see + None Sir, if you love heaven; + You know not what offence it is unto me, + Nor good now do not ask me why: + And I warn you once again, let no man else speak of't, + I fear your servants will be prating to me. + + _Val._ Why Sir, what ail you? + + _Rich._ I hate drink, there's the end on't, + And that man that drinks with meat is damn'd + Without an age of prayers and repentance, + And there's a hazard too; good Sir, no more + If you will do me a free courtesie; + That I shall know for one: go take your horse, + And bring me to the place where you left her: + + _Val._ Since you are so impo[r]tunate, I will; + But I will wish Sir, you had staid to night + Upon my credit you shall see no drink. + + _Rich._ Be gone, the hearing of it makes me giddy, + Sir, will you be intreated to forbear it, + I shall be mad else. + + _Val._ I pray no more of that, I am quiet, + I'll but walk in, and away straight. + + _Rich._ Now I thank you, + But what you do, do in a twinkling, Sir. + + _Val._ As soon as may be. [_Exit._ + + _Enter Mother_, Viola, _and two Milk-maids_. + + _Moth._ Is this the wench you have brought me? some catch I warrant. + How daringly she looks upon the matter! + + _Madge._ Yes forsooth, this is the maiden. + + _Moth._ Come hither, wou'd you serve? + + _Vio._ If it shall please you to accept my service, I hope I shall do + something that shall like you, though it be but truth, and often + praying for you. + + _Moth._ You are very curious of your hand methinks, + You preserve it so with gloves, let me see it; + I marry, here's a hand of march-pane, wenches, + This pretty palme never knew sorrow yet; + How soft it is I warrant you, and supple: + O' my word, this is fitter for a pocket to filch withal + Than to [work], I fear me little one, + You are no better than you should be; goe to. + + _Vio._ My Conscience yet is but one witness to me, + And that heaven knows, is of mine innocence, + 'Tis true, I must confess with shame enough, + The time that I have led, yet never taught me + What 'twas to break a sleep, or to be weary. + + _Moth._ You can say well: if you be mine, wench, you must doe well + too, for words are but slow workers, yet so much hope I have of you, + that I'll take you, so you'll be diligent, and do your duty: how now? + + _Enter_ Alexander. + + _Alex._ There is a messenger come from your son, + That brings you word he is return'd from travel, + And will be here this night. + + _Moth._ Now joy upon thee for it, thou art ever + A bringer of good tidings, there, drink that: + In troth thou hast much contented me, my Son! + Lord how thou hast pleas'd me, shall I see my Son + Yet e'r I dye? take care my house be handsome, + And the new stools set out, and boughs and rushes, + And flowers for the window, and the _Turky_ Carpet, + And the great parcel Salt, _Nan_, with the Cruets, + And prethee _Alexander_ goe to the Cook, + And bid him spare for nothing, my son's come home, + Who's come with him? + + _Alex._ I hear of none yet, but a Gentlewoman. + + _Moth._ A Gentlewoman? what Gentlewoman? + + _Alex._ I know not, but such a one there is, he says. + + _Moth._ Pray God he have not cast away himself + Upon some snout-fair piece, I do not like it. + + _Alex._ No sure, my Master has more discretion. + + _Moth._ [Well,] be it how it will, he shall be welcome. + Sirs to your tasks, and shew this little novice + How to bestir her self, I'll sort out things. [_Exit._ + + _Madge._ We will forsooth, I can tell you, my Mistriss is a stirring + woman. + + _Nan._ Lord how she'll talk sometimes! 'tis the maddest cricket-- + + _Vio._ Methinks she talks well, and shews a great deal of good + huswivery, pray let me deck the chambers, shall I? + + _Nan._ Yes, you shall, but do not scorn to be advis'd, Sister, for + there belongs more to that, than you are aware on; why [w]ould you + venture so fondly upon the strowings? there's mighty matters in them + I'll assure you, and in the spreading of a bough-pot, you may miss, if + you were ten years elder, if you take not a special care before you. + + _Vio._ I will learn willingly, if that be all. + + _Nan._ Sirrah where is't they say my young Master hath been? + + _Madg._ Faith I know not, beyond the Sea, where they are born without + noses. + + _Nan._ [Jesse blesse] us! without noses? how do they do for + handkerchiefs? + + _Madg._ So _Richard_ says, and sirrah, their feet stand in their + foreheads. + + _Nan._ That's fine by my troth, these men have pestilent running heads + then; do they speak as we do? + + _Mag._ No, they never speak. + + _Nan._ Are they cursend? + + _Mag._ No, they call them Infidels, I know not what they are. + + _Nan._ Sirrah, we shall have fine courting now my young master is come + home, were you never courted Sister? + + _Vio._ Alas, I know it not. + + _Mag._ What is that courting, sirrah? + + _Nan._ I can tell, for I was once courted in the matted chamber, you + know the party _Madge_, faith he courted finely. + + _Madg._ Pray thee what is't? + + _Na[n]._ Faith, nothing but he was somewhat figent with me, faith 'tis + fine sport, this courting. + + _Alex. within._ Where be the Maids there? + + _Madg._ We shall be hang'd anon, away good wenches, and have a care + you dight things handsomly, I will look over you. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Mercury _and_ Maria. + + _Mer._ If your sorrow will give you so far leave, pray think your self + most welcome to this place, for so upon my life you are, and for your + own fair sake, take truce awhile with these immoderate mournings. + + _Wife._ I thank you Sir, I shall doe what I may; + Pray lead me to a chamber. + + _Enter Mother and_ Alexander. + + _Mer._ Presently, + Before your blessing Mother, I intreat ye + To know this Gentlewoman, and bid her welcome, + The virtuous wife of him that was my self + In all my travels. + + _Moth._ Indeed she is most welcome, so are you son [_kneel._ + Now all my blessing on thee; thou hast made me + Younger by 20 years, than I was yesterday, + Will you walk in? what ails this Gentlewoman? + Alas, I fear she is not well, good Gen[t]lewoman. + + _Mer._ You fear right. + + _Moth._ She has fasted over long, + You shall have supper presently o'th' board. + + _Mer._ She will not eat; I can assure you Mother, + For Gods sake let your Maid conduct her up + Into some fair becoming Chamber + Fit for a woman of her Being, and + As soon as may be, + I know she's very ill, and wou'd have rest. + + _Moth._ There is one ready for her, the blew chamber. + + _Mer._ 'Tis well, I'll lead you to your chamber door + And there I'll leave you to your quiet, Mistriss. + + _Wife._ I thank you, Sir, good rest to every one, + You'll see me once again to night, I hope. [_Exit._ + + _Mer._ When you shall please, I'll wait upon you, Lady. + + _Moth._ Where are these maids, attend upon the Gentlewoman, and see + she want no good thing in the house? goodnight with all my heart + forsooth, good Lord how you are grown, is he not _Alexander_? + + _Alex._ Yes truly, he's shot up finely, God be thanked. + + _Mer._ An ill weed, Mother, will do so. + + _Alex._ You say true, Sir, an ill weed grows apace. + + _Mer._ _Alexander_ the sharp, you take [me] very quickly. + + _Moth._ Nay, I can tell you, _Alexander_ will do it, do you read + madcap still? + + _Alex._ Sometimes forsooth. + + _Moth._ But faith Son, what Countreys have you travell'd? + + _Mer._ Why many, Mother, as they lay before me, _France_, _Spain_, + _Italy_ and _Germany_, and other Provinces that I am sure, you are not + better'd by, when you hear of them. + + _Moth._ And can you these tongues perfectly? + + _Mer._ Of some a little, Mother. + + _Moth._ Pray spout some _French_ Son. + + _Mer._ You understand it not, and to your ears 'twill goe like an + unshod cart upon the stones, only a rough unhandsome sound. + + _Moth._ [Faith] I would fain hear some _French_. + + _Alex._ Good Sir, speak some _French_ to my Mistriss. + + _Mer._ At your intreaty _Alexander_, I will, who shall I speak to? + + _Alex._ If your worship will do me the favour Sir, to me. + + _Mer._ _Mounseir_, _Poultron_, _Coukew_, _Cullione_, _Besay_, _Man + cur_. + + _Alex._ _Awe Mounseir._ + + _Moth._ Ha, ha, ha, this fine indeed, gods blessing 'on thy heart Son, + by my troth thou art grown a proper Gentleman, cullen and pullen, + good god what [saucey] words they use beyond the seas, ha, ha, ha! + + _Alex._ Did not [you sweare] right. + + _Mer._ Yes good _Alexander_, if you had done so too, + But good Mother, I am very hungry, and have rid far to day, and am + fasting. + + _Moth._ You shall have your supper presently, my sweet Son. + + _Mer._ As soon as you please, which once ended, + I'll go and visit yo[n] sick Gentlewoman. + + _Moth._ Come then. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Antonio _like a Post, with a Letter_. + + _Ant._ I have ridden like a fury, to make up this work, and I will do + it bravely, e'r I leave it; this is the house I am sure. + + _Enter_ Alexander. + + _Alex._ Who wou'd you speak with, Sir? + + _Ant._ Marry Sir, I would speak with a Gentlewoman, came this night + late here from the City, I have some Letters of importance to her, + I am a Post Sir, and would be dispa[t]ch'd in haste. + + _Alex._ Sir, cannot I deliver 'em? for the truth is, she's ill, and + in her chamber. + + _Ant._ Pray pardon me, I must needs speak with her, my business is so + weighty. + + _Alex._ I'll tell her so, and bring you present word. + + _Ant._ Pray do so, and I'll attend her, pray god the grief of my + imagined death, spoil not what I intend, I hope it will not. + + _Alex._ Though she be very ill, and desires no trouble, + Yet if your business be so urgent, you may come up and speak with her. + + _Ant._ I thank you Sir, I follow you. [_Exit_ Alex. + + _Enter Wife._ + + _Wife._ What should this fellow be i'th' name of Heaven, that comes + with such post business? sure my Husband hath reveal'd himself, and in + this haste sent after me, are you the Post my friend? + + _Enter_ Anto[n]io. + + _Ant._ Yes forsooth Mistriss. + + _Wife._ What good news hast thou brought me gentle Post? + For I have woe and grief too much already. + + _Ant._ I would you had less, Mistriss, I could wish it, beshrew my + heart she moves me cruelly. + + _Wife._ Have I found you once more Jugler? well Jewel, thou hast only + virtue in thee, of all I read of yet; what ears has this ass to betray + him with? well, what's your business then? + + _Ant._ I have brought a Letter from your servant, Mistriss, in haste. + + _Wife._ Pray give it me, I hope the best still. + + _Ant._ This is the upshot, and I know I have hit it, + Well, if the spirits of the dead do walk, I shall + Hear more of this one hundred years hence. + + _Wife._ By any means you must have special care, for now the City is + possest for certain, my Master is made away, which for ought I know is + [a] truth indeed; good Mistriss leave your grief, and see your danger, + and let that wise and noble Gentleman with whom you are, be your right + hand in all things. + + _Ant._ Now do I know I have the better on't, by the languishing of her + eye at this near instant, 'tis still simming in her blood, in coyning + somewhat to turn _Mercury_, I know it. + + _Wife._ He is my Husband, and 'tis reasonable he should command in all + things, since he will be an ass against the hair, at his own peril be + it, in the morn you shall have a pacquet, till when, I must intreat + you stay, you shall not lose by it. + + _Ant._ I do not doubt it, Mistriss; I'll leave you to your rest, and + wait your pleasure. + + _Wife._ Do, and seek out the Gentleman of the house, bid him come to + me presently. + + _Ant._ Who, Mr. _Mercury_? + + _Wife._ Do you know him, Post? + + _Ant._ Only by sight forsooth, now I remember your servant will'd me + to let you know he is the only man, you [and] your fortunes, are now + to rest upon. + + _Wife._ Prethee no more, I know all this already. + + _Ant._ I'll take my leave now, I am made for ever. [_Exit._ + + _Wife._ Good night, I am provided for you, my fine youth. [_Exit._ + + _Enter Mother, beating_ Viola, Alexander _with a broken Glass_. + + _Mother._ I'll make thee have more care. + + _Viola._ Good Mistriss pardon me. + + _Moth._ Thou'lt ne'r be good I warrant thee, can your fine fingers + hold no faster? + + _Viola._ Indeed it was against my will. + + _Moth._ _Alexander_, let's see the glass, as I am true kirsome woman, + it is one of the chrystal glasses my Cosin sent me, and the baggage + hath broke it where it cannot be mended, _Alexander_, can _Humphrey_ + mend this think you? + + _Alex._ No truly, this will ne'er be mended. + + _Vio._ Truly I meant but to wash it for the Gentlewoman that is sick + above, and shaking out the water, knockt it against the pail side. + + _Moth._ Did you so? be sure I'll stop it, 'twill make a good gap in + your quarters wages, I can tell you. + + _Viola._ I pray forgive me, and let me have no wages this first + quarter. + + _Moth._ Go whimling, and fetch two or three grating loaves out of the + Kitching, to make Ginger-bread of, 'tis such an untoward thing. + [_Exit_ Viola. + + _Alex._ She's somewhat simple indeed, she knew not what a kimnel was, + she wants good nurture mightily. + + _Moth._ My Son tells me, _Alexander_, that this young widow means to + sojourn here, she offers largely for her board, I may offer her good + cheer, prethee make a step i'th' morning down to the Parsonage for + some Pigeons; what are you mad there? what noise is that? are you at + bowls within? why do you whine? + + _Enter_ Viola _weeping_. + + _Vio._ I have done another fault, I beseech you sweet Mistriss forgive + me. + + _Moth._ What's the matter? + + _Vio._ As I was reaching for the bread that lay upon the shelf, I have + thrown down the minc'd meat, that should have made the pies to morrow. + + _Moth._ Get thee out of my house, thou filthy destroying Harlot, thou, + I'll not keep thee an hour longer. + + _Vio._ Good Mistriss, beat me rather for my fault, as much as it + deserves, I do not know whither to go. + + _Moth._ No I warrant thee, out of my doors. + + _Vio._ Indeed I'll mend, I pray speak you for me. + + _Alex._ If thou hadst hurl'd down any thing but the Pie-meat, I would + have spoke for thee, but I cannot find in my heart now. + + _Moth._ Art thou here yet? I think I must have an Officer to thrust + thee out of my doors, must I? + + _Vio._ Why, you may stop this in my wages too, + For God's sake do, I'll find my self this year; + And let me stay. + + _Mer._ Thou't spoil ten times as much, I'll cudgel thee out of my + doors. + + _Vio._ I am assur'd you are more merciful, + Than thus to beat me and discharge me too. + + _Moth._ Dost thou dispute with me, _Alexander_ carry the prating + hilding forth. + + _Vio._ Good Mistriss hear me, I have here a Jewel, + My Mother left me, and 'tis something worth: + Receive it, and when all my faults together + Come to the worth of that, then turn me forth, + Till then I pray you keep me. + + _Moth._ What giggombob have we here? pray god you have not pilfred + this somewhere, th'art such a puling thing, wipe your eyes, and rise, + go your ways, _Alexander_, bid the Cook mince some more meat, come, + and get you to bed quickly, that you may up betime i'th' morning a + milking, or you and I shall fall out worse yet. + [_Exit Moth, and_ Alex. + + _Vio._ She has hurt my arm; I am afraid she is a very angry woman, but + bless him heaven that did me the most wrong, I am afraid _Antonio's_ + wife should see me, she will know me. + + _Mother within._ _Melvia._ + + _Vio._ I am coming, she's not angry agen I hope. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Mercury. + + _Mer._ Now what am I the better for enjoying + This woman that I lov'd so? all I find, + That I before imagined to be happy: + Now I have done, it turns to nothing else + But a poor pitied, and a base repentance, + Udsfoot, I am monstrous angry with my self: + Why should a man that has discourse and reason, + And knows how near he loses all in these things, + Covet to have his wishes satisfied; + Which when they are, are nothing but the shame + I do begin to loath this woman strangely, + And I think justly too, that durst adventure, + Flinging away her modesty to take + A stranger to her bed, her Husbands body + Being scarce cold in the earth for her content, + It was no more to take my senses with + Than if I had an idle dream in sleep + Yet I have made her promises: which grieves me, + And I must keep 'em too, I think she hunts me: + The devil cannot keep these women off, + When they are fletched once. + + _Enter Wife in night attire._ + + _Wife._ To bed for gods sake Sir, why do you stay here? + Some are up i'th' house, I heard the wife, + Good dear sweet-heart to bed. + + _Mer._ Why, I am going! why do you follow me? + You would not have it known I hope, pray get you + Back to your chamber, the doors hard by for me, + Let me alone, I warrant you this it is + To thresh well, I have got a customer, + Will you go to bed? + + _Wife._ Will you? + + _Mer._ Yes, I am going. + + _Wife._ Then remember your promise you made to marry me. + + _Mer._ I will, but it was your fault, that it came + To this pinch now, that it must need remembrance: + For out of honesty I offer'd you + To marry you first, why did you slack that offer? + + _Wife._ Alas I told you the inconvenience of it, + And what wrong it would appear to the world + If I had married [you] in such post-haste + After his death: beside, the foolish people + Would have been bold to have thought we had lain together + in his time, and like enough imagin'd + We two had murther'd him. + + _Mer._ I love her tongue yet, + If I were a Saint + A gilded Saint, and such a thing as this + Should prate thus wittily and feelingly + Unto my Holiness, I cannot tell, + But I fear shrewdly I should do something + That would quite scratch me out o'th' Kalender, + And if I stay longer talking with her, + Though I am mad at what I have done already, + Yet I shall forget my self again; + I feel the Devil + Ready to hold my stirrop; pray to bed, good night. + + _Wife._ This kiss, good night sweet Love, + And peace goe with thee: thou hast prov'd thy self + The honestest man that ever was entic'd + To that sweet sin as people please to call it, + Of lying with anothers wife, and I, + I think the honestest woman without blushing, + That ever lay with another man, I sent my Husband + Into a Cellar, post, fearing, and justly + He should have known him, which I did not purpose + Till I had had my end. + Well, now this plot is perfect, let him brag on't. [_Exit._ + + + + + _Actus Quintus. Scæna Prima._ + + + _Enter Justice and_ Curio _with a Paper_. + + _Just._ Birlady Sir, you have rid hard that you have. + + _Cur._ They that have business, must do so, I take it. + + _Just._ You say true, when set you out my friend? + + _Cur._ About ten a clock, and I have rid all night. + + _Just._ By the mass you are tough indeed, I have seen the day, I would + have rid too with the proudest of them, and fling dirt in their faces, + and I have don't with this foolish boy, Sir, many a time; but what can + last always? 'tis done, 'tis done now, Sir, age, care, and office, + brings us to our footcloaths, the more the pity. + + _Curio._ I believe that, Sir, but will it please you to read the + business? + + _Just._ My friend, I can read, and I can tell you when. + + _Cur._ Would I could too Sir, for my haste requires it. + + _Just._ Whence comes it do you say? + + _Cur._ Sir from the City. + + _Just._ Oh from the City, 'tis a reverent place. + + _Curio._ And his justice be as short as his memory, + A Dudgion Dagger will serve him to mow down sin withal, + What clod-pole Commissioner is this? + + _Just._ And by my faith, govern'd by worthy members, + Discreet and upright. + + _Cur._ Sir, they are beholding to you, you have given some of them a + commendations, they were not worthy of this twenty years. + + _Just._ Go to, go to, you have a merry meaning, I have found you Sir, + i' faith, you are a wag, away, fie now I'll read Your Letter. + + _Cur._ Pray do Sir; what a misery 'tis + To have an urgent business wait the Justice + Of such an old Tuff-taffata that knows not, + Nor can be brought to understand more sence, + Than how to restore supprest Alehouses, + And have his man compound small trespasses, + For ten groats. + + _Just._ Sir, it seems here your business is of a deeper circumstance + than I conceiv'd it for; what do you mean, Sir? + + _Cur._ 'Tis for mine own ease I'll assure your Worship. + + _Just._ It shall not be i' faith friend, here I have it, + That one _Antonio_ a Gentleman, I take it so, + Yes, it is so, a Gentleman is lately thought to + Have been made away, and by my faith, upon a + Pearls ground too, if you consider; well, there's + Knavery in't, I see that without spectacles. + + _Cur._ Sure this fellow deals in revelation, he's so hidden, + Goe thy ways, thou wilt stick a bench spit as formally, + And shew thy Agot, and hatch'd chain + As well as the best of them. + + _Just._ And now I have consider'd, I believe it. + + _Cur._ What Sir? + + _Just._ That he was murdered. + + _Cur._ Did you know him? + + _Just._ No. + + _Cur._ Nor how it is suppos'd. + + _Just._ No, nor I care not two-pence, those are toys and yet I verily + believe he was murdered, as sure as I believe thou art a man, I never + fail'd in these things yet, w'are a man that's beaten to these + matters, experience is a certain conceal'd thing that fails not: pray + let me ask you one thing, why do you come to me? + + _Cur._ Because the Letter is addrest to you, being the nearest + Justice. + + _Just._ The nearest? is that all? + + _Cur._ I think it be Sir, I would be loth you should be the wisest. + + _Just._ Well Sir, as it is, I will endeavour in it; yet if it had come + to me by name, I know not, but I think it had been as soon dispatcht + as by another, and with as round a wisdom, I, and as happily, but + that's all one: I have born this place this thirty years, and upwards, + and with sufficient credit, and they may when they please, know me + better; to the nearest? well. + + _Cur._ Sir, it is not my fault, for had I known you sooner-- + + _Just._ I thank you Sir, I know it. + + _Cur._ I'll be sworn you should have plaid for [any] business now. + + _Just._ And further, they have specified unto me, his Wife is sorely + suspected in this matter, as a main cause. + + _Cur._ I think she be Sir, for no other cause can be yet found. + + _Just._ And one _Mercury_ a traveller, with whom they say directly she + is run away, and as they think this way. + + _Cur._ I knew all this before. + + _Just._ Well Sir, this _Mercury_ I know, and his breeding, a neighbors + child hard by, you have been happy, Sir, in coming hither. + + _Cur._ Then you know where to have him, Sir? + + _Just._ I do Sir, he dwells near me. + + _Cur._ I doubt your Worship dwels near a knave then. + + _Just._ I think so; pray put on: but 'tis a wonder + To see how graceless people are now given, + And how base virtue is accounted with them + That should be all in all, as says a wise man. + + I tell you Sir, and it is true, that there have been such murthers, + and of late days, as 'twould make your very heart bleed in you, and + some of them as I shall be enabled, I will tell you, it fell out of + late days. + + _Cur._ It may be so, but will it please you to proceed in this? + + _Just._ An honest Weaver, and as good a workman, as e'er shot shuttle, + and as close: but every man must dye; this honest Weaver being a + little mellow in his Ale, that was the evidence _verbatim_, Sir, God + bless the mark, sprung his neck just in this place: well _Jarvis_, + thou hadst wrongs, and if I live some of the best shall sweat for't, + then a wench-- + + _Cur._ But Sir, you have forgot my business. + + _Just._ A sober pretty maid about 17, they say, certainly, howsoever + 'tis shuffled, she burst her self, and fondly, if it be so, with + Furmety at a Churching, but I think the Devil had another agent in't: + either of which, if I can catch, shall stretch for't. + + _Cur._ This is a mad Justice that will hang the Devil; but I would you + would be short in this, before that other notice can be given. + + _Just._ Sir, I will doe discreetly what is fitting; what, _Antonio_? + + _Ant. within._ Your Worship. + + _Just._ Put on your best coat, and let your fellow _Mark_ goe to the + Constable, and bid him aid me with all the speed he can, and all the + power, and provide Pen and Ink to take their confessions, and my long + sword: I cannot tell what danger we may meet with; you'll go with us? + + _Cur._ Yes, what else? I came to that end to accuse both parties. + + _Just._ May I crave what you are? + + _Cur._ Faith Sir, one that to be known would not profit you, more than + a near kinsman of the dead _Antonio's_. + + _Just._ 'Tis well, I am sorry for my neighbor, truly, that he had no + more grace, 'twill kill his Mother; she's a good old woman, will you + walk in? I'll but put my cloak on, and my chain off, and a clean band, + and have my shooes blackt over, and shift my Jerkin, and we'll to our + business, and you shall see how I can bolt these matters. + + _Cur._ As soon as't please you, Sir. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Valerio, _and_ Richardo. + + _Val._ This is the place; here did I leave the Maid + Alone last night, drying her tender eyes, + Uncertain what to do, and yet desirous + To have me gone. + + _Rich._ How rude are all we men, + That take the name of _Civil_ to our selves! + If she had set her foot upon an earth + Where people live that we call barbarous; + Though they had had no house to bring her to, + They would have spoil'd the glory, that the spring + Has deckt the trees in, and with willing hands + Have torn their branches down, and every man + Would have become a builder for her sake. + What time left you her there? + + _Val._ I left her, when the Sun had so much to sett, + As he is now got from his place of rise. + + _Rich._ So near the night she could not wander far; + Fair _Viola_! + + _Val._ It is in vain to call, she sought a house + Without all question. + + _Rich._ Peace, fair _Viola_? + Fair _Viola_? who should have left her here + On such a ground? if you had meant to lose her, + You might have found there were no ecchos here + To take her name, and carry it about, + When her true Lover came to mourn for her, + Till all the neighboring valleys and the hills, + Resounded _Viola_,-- + And such a place, + You should have chose-- + You pity us because + The dew a little wets our feet, + Unworthy far to seek her in the wet; + And what becomes of her? where wandred she, + With two showers raining on her, from her eyes + Continually, abundantly, from which + There's neither tree nor house to shelter her; + Will you go with me to travel? + + _Val._ Whither? + + _Rich._ Over all the world. + + _Val._ No by my faith, I'll make a shorter journey + When I do travel. + + _Rich._ But there's no hope + To gain my end in any shorter way. + + _Val._ Why, what's your end? + + _Rich._ It is to search the earth, + Till we have found two in the shapes of men, + As wicked as our selves. + + _Val._ 'Twere not so hard to find out those. + + _Rich._ Why, if we find them out, + It were the better, for what brave villany, + Might we four do? we wou'd not keep together: + For every one has treachery enough + For twenty countreys, one should trouble _Asia_, + Another should sow strife in _Africa_; + But you should play the knave, in at home in _Europe_, + And for _America_ let me alone. + + _Val._ Sir, I am honester, + Than you know how to be, and can no more + Be wrong'd, but I shall find my self aright. + + _Rich._ If you had any spark of honesty, + You would not think that honester than I, + Were a praise high enough to serve your turn: + If men were commonly so bad as I, + Thieves would be put in Calendars for Saints; + And bones of murderers would work miracles. + I am a kind of knave, of knave so much + There is betwixt me, and the vilest else-- + But the next place of all to mine is yours. + + _Enter two Milk-maids and_ Viola _with pails_. + + _Val._ That last is she, 'tis she. + + _Rich._ Let us away, we shall infect her, let her have the wind, + And we will kneel down here. + + _Vio._ Wenches away, for here are men. + + _Val._ Fair maid, I pray you stay. + + _Vio._ Alas, agen? + + _Rich._ Why do you lay hold on her? I pray heartily let her go. + + _Val._ With all my heart, I do not mean to hurt her. + + _Rich._ But stand away then for the purest bodies + Will soonest take infection, stand away, + But for infecting her my self, by heaven, + I would come there, and beat thee further off. + + _Vio._ I know that voice and face. + + _Val._ You are finely mad, g[o]dbwy Sir, now you are here together, + I'll leave [y]ou so, god send you good luck, both; when you are + soberer, you'll give me thanks. [_Exit._ + + _Madg._ Wilt thou go milk? come. + + _Nan._ Why dost not come? + + _Madge._ She nods, she's asleep. + + _Nan._ What wert up so early? + + _Madge._ I think yon man's mad to kneel there, nay [come] away, uds + body, _Nan_, help, she looks black i'th face, She's in a sound. + + _Nan._ And you be a man, come hither, and help a woman. + + _Rich._ Come thither? you are a fool. + + _Nan._ And you a knave and a beast that you are. + + _Rich._ Come hither, 'twas my being now so near, + That made [her] swound, and you are wicked people, + Or you wou'd do so too; my venom eyes + Strike innocency dead at such a distance, + Here I'll kneel, for this is out of distance. + + _Nan._ Th'art a prating ass, there's no goodness in thee, + I warrant, how dost thou? + + _Vio._ Why? well. + + _Madge._ Art thou able to go? + + _Vio._ No, pray go you and milk, if I be able to come + I'll follow you, if not, Til sit here, + Till you come back. + + _Nan._ I am loth to leave thee here with yon wild fool. + + _Vio._ I know him well, I warrant thee he will not hurt me. + + _Madge._ Come then _Nan_. [_Exeunt Maids._ + + _Rich._ How do you? be not fearfull, for I hold my hands + Before my mouth, and speak, and so + My breath can never blast you. + + _Vio._ 'Twas enough to use me ill, though you had never sought me to + mock me, why kneel you so far off, were not that gesture better us'd + in prayer, had I dealt so with you, I should not sleep, till [God] and + you had both forgiven me. + + _Rich._ I do not mock, nor lives there such a villain + That can do any thing contemptible + To you, but I do kneel, because it is + An action very fit and reverent, + In presence of so pure a creature, + And so far off, as fearful to offend, + One too much wrong'd already. + + _Vio._ You confess you did the fault, yet scorn to come, + So far as hither, to ask pardon for't; + Which I could willingly afford to come, + To you to grant, good Sir if you have + A better love, may you be blest together. + She shall not wish you better than I will, + I but offend you, there are all the Jewels + I stole, and all the love I ever had, + I leave behind with you, I'll carry none + To give another may the next maid you try + Love you no worse, nor be no worse than I. + + _Rich._ Do not leave me yet for all my fault, + Search out the next things to impossible, + And put me on them when they are effected, + I may with better modesty receive + Forgiveness from you. + + _Vio._ I will set no pennance, + To gain the great forgiveness you desire: + But to come hither and take me and it, + Or else I'll come and beg, so you will grant, + That you will be content to be forgiven. + + _Rich._ Nay, I will come since you [will] have it so, + And since you please to pardon me I hope + Free from infection, here I am by you; + A careless man, a breaker of my faith, + A lothsome drunkard; and in that wild fury: + A hunter after whores: I do beseech you, + To pardon all these faults, and take me up + An honest, sober, and a faithful man. + + _Vio._ For [gods] sake, urge your faults no more, but mend, + All the forgiveness I can make you, is, + To love you, which I will do, and desire + Nothing but love again, which if I have not + Yet I will love you still. + + _Rich._ Oh Women, that some one of you will take, + An everlasting pen into your hands: + And grave in paper which the writ shall make, + More lasting than the marble Monuments, + Your matchless virtues to posterities: + Which the defective race of envious man, + Strive to conceal. + + _Vio._ Methinks I would not now for any thing, + But you had mist me, I have made a story, + Will serve to waste many a winters fire + When we are old, I'll [tell] my daughters then, + The miseries their Mother had in love: + And say, my girls be wiser, yet I would not + Have had more wit my self, take up those Jewels, + For I think I hear my fellows coming. + + _Enter the Milk-maids with their pails._ + + _Madge._ How dost thou now? + + _Vio._ Why, very well I thank you, 'tis late, shall I haste home? + + _Nan._ I prethee we shall be shent soundly. + + _Madge._ Why does that railing man goe with us? + + _Vio._ I prethee speak well of him, on my word, + He's an honest man. + + _Nan._ There was never any so one's complexion, a Gentleman? + I'de be asham'd to have such a foul mouth. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter Mother_, Alexander, Andrugio, _and his man_ Rowland. + + _Moth._ How now _Alexander_, what Gentleman is this? + + _Alex._ Indeed forsooth I know not, I found him at the market full of + woe, crying a lost daughter, and telling all her tokens to the people; + and what you wot? by all subscription in the world, it should be our + new Maid _Melvia_, one would little think it, therefore I was bold to + tell him of her Mistriss. + + _Moth._ _Melvia?_ It cannot be, fool, alas you know she is a poor + wench, and I took her in upon mere charity. + + _And._ So seem'd my daughter when she went away, as she had made her + self. + + _Moth._ What stature was your child of, Sir? + + _And._ Not high, and of a brown complexion, + Her Hair aborn, a round face, which some friends that flattered me, + would say 'twould be a good one. + + _Alex._ This is still _Melvia_, Mistriss, that's the truth on't. + + _Moth._ It may be so, I'll promise you. + + _Alex._ Well, goe thy ways, the flower of our Town, for a hand and a + foot, I shall never see thy fellow. + + _Moth._ But had she not such toyes, as Bracelets, Rings, and Jewels? + + _And._ She was something bold indeed, to take such things that night + she left me. + + _Moth._ Then belike she run away? + + _And._ Though she be one I love, I dare not lye, she did indeed. + + _Moth._ What think you of this Jewel? + + _And._ Yes, this was one of them, and this was mine, you have made me + a new man, I thank you for it. + + _Moth._ Nay, and she be given to filching, there is your Jewel, I am + clear on't: but by your leave, Sir, you shall answer me for what is + lost since she came hither, I can tell you, there lye things + scattering in every place about the house. + + _Alex._ As I am virtuous, I have the lyingst old Gentlewoman to my + Mistriss, and the most malicious, the devil a good word will she give + a servant, that's her old rule; and God be thanked, they'll give her + as few, there is perfect love on both sides, it yearns my heart to + [heare] the wench misconstrued, a careful soul she is, I'll be sworn + for her, and when she's gone, let them say what they will, they may + cast their caps at such another. + + _And._ What you have lost by her, with all my heart + I'll see you double paid for, you have say'd + With your kind pity, two that must not live + Unless it be to thank you; take this Jewel, + This strikes off none of her offences, Mistriss, + Would I might see her. + + _Moth._ _Alexander_, run, and bid her make haste home, she's at the + milking Close; but tell her not by any means who's here, I know she'll + be too fearful. + + _Alex._ Well, we'll have a posset yet at parting, that's my comfort, + and one round, or else I'll lose my Will. [_Exit._ + + _And._ You shall find _Silvio_, _Uberto_, and _Pedro_ enquiring for + the Wench at the next Town, tell them she is found, and where I am, + and with the favor of this Gentlewoman, desire them to come hither. + + _Moth._ I pray do, they shall be all welcome. [_Exit Serv._ + + _Enter Justice,_ Curio, _and_ Mark. + + _Just._ By your leave forsooth, you shall see me find the parties by a + slight. + + _Moth._ Who's that, Mr. Justice? how do you, Sir? + + _Just._ Why, very well, and busie, where's your Son? + + _Moth._ He's within, Sir. + + _Just._ Hum, and how does the young woman my Cosin, that came down + with him. + + _Moth._ She's above, as a woman in her case may be. + + _Just._ You have confest it? then sirrah call in the Officers: she's + no Cosin of mine; a mere trick to discover all. + + _Moth._ To discover? what? + + _Enter_ Mark _and Officers_. + + _Just._ You shall know that anon: I think [you] have overreached you; + oh welcome, enter the house, and by virtue of my warrant which you + have there, seize upon the bodily persons of those whose names are + there written, to wit, one _Mercury_, and the wife of one _Antonio_. + + _Moth._ For what. + + _Just._ Away I say, + This Gentleman shall certifie you for what. [_Ex. Officer._ + + _Moth._ He can accuse my Son of nothing, he came from travel but + within these two days. + + _Just._ There hangs a tale. + + _Moth._ I should be sorry this should fall out at any time: but + especially now Sir; will you favour me so much, as to let me know of + what you accuse him? + + _Cur._ Upon suspition of murther. + + _Moth._ Murther? I defie thee. + + _Cur._ I pray God he may prove himself innocent. + + _Just._ Fie, say not so, you shew your self to be no good + Common-wealths man: for the more are hang'd the better 'tis for the + Common-wealth. + + _Moth._ By this rule you were best hang your self. + + _Just._ I forgive your honest mirth ever: Oh welcome, welcome _Mark_. + + _Enter_ Mark _and Officers, with_ Mercury _and the Wife_. + + Your Pen, Ink, and Paper, to take their examinations. + + _Mer._ Why do you pull me so? I'll go alone. + + _Just._ Let them stand, let them stand quietly, whilst they are + examin'd? + + _Wife._ What will you examine us of? + + _Just._ Of _Antonio's_ murther. + + _Mer._ Why, he was my friend. + + _Wife._ He was my Husband. + + _Just._ The more shame for you both; _Mark_, your Pen and Ink. + + _Moth._ Pray God all be well, I never knew any of these travellers + come to good; I beseech you, Sir, be favourable to my Son. + + _Just._ Gentlewoman, hold you content, I would it were come to that! + + _Mer._ For gods sake mother, why kneel you to such a pig-brib'd + fellow? he has surfeited of Geese, and they have put him into a fit of + Justice; let him do his worst. + + _Just._ Is your paper ready? + + _Mark._ I am ready, Sir. + + _Enter_ Antonio. + + _Just._ Accuse them, Sir, I command thee to lay down accusations + against these persons, in behalf of the State, and first look upon the + parties to be accus'd, and deliver your name. + + _Cur._ My name is _Curio_, my murthered kinsman + If he were living now, I should not know him, + 'Tis so long since we saw one another. + + _Ant._ My Cosin _Curio_? + + _Cur._ But thus much from the mouths of his servants, and others, + whose examinations I have in writing about me, I can accuse them of; + this _Mercury_, the last night, but this last, lay in _Antonio's_ + house, and in the night he rose, raising _Antonio_, where privately + they were in talk an hour, to what end I know not: but of likelyhood, + finding _Antonio's_ house not a fit place to murder him in, he + suffered him to go to bed again, but in the morning early, he train'd + him I think forth, after which time he never saw his home; his cloaths + were found near the place where _Mercury_ was, and the people at first + denyed they saw him: but at last he made a friv[o]lous tale, that + there he shifted himself into a Footmans habit: but in short, the next + hour this woman went to _Mercury_, and in her Coach they posted + hither; true accusations, I have no more, and I will make none. + + _Just._ No more? we need no more, sirrah, be drawing their Mittimus + before we hear their answer. What say you Sir? are you guilty of this + murther? + + _Mer._ No Sir. + + _Just._ Whether you are or no, confess, it will be the better for you. + + _Mer._ If I were guilty, your Rhetorick could not fetch it forth: but + though I am innocent, I confess, that if I were a stander by, these + circ[u]mstances urg'd, which are true, would make me doubtless believe + the accused parties, to be guilty. + + _Just._ Write down, that he being a stander by; for so you see he is, + doth doubtlesly believe the accused parties, which is himself to be + guilty. + + _Mer._ I say no such thing. + + _Just._ Write it down I say, we'll try that. + + _Mer._ I care not what you write, pray God you did not kill him for my + love, though I am free from this, we both deserve-- + + _Wife._ Govern your tongue I pray you, all is well, my Husband lives, + I know it, and I see him. + + _Just._ They whisper, sever them quickly I say, Officers, why do you + let them prompt one another, Gentlewoman, what say you to this, are + not you guilty? + + _Wife._ No, as I hope for mercy. + + _Just._ But are not those circumstances true, that this Gentleman hath + so shortly and methodically deliver'd? + + _Wife._ They are, and what you do with me, I care not, + Since he is dead, in whom was all my care: + You knew him not. + + _Just._ No, an't been better for you too, and you had never known him. + + _Wife._ Why then you did not know the worlds chief joy, + His face so manly as it had been made, + To fright the world, yet he so sweetly temper'd; + That he would make himself a natural fool, + To do a noble kind[n]ess for a friend. + He was a man whose name I'll not out-live, + Longer than heaven, whose Will must be obey'd; + Will have me do. + + _Ant._ And I will quit thy kindness. + + _Just._ Before me, she has made the tears stand in mine eyes, but I + must be austere, Gentlewoman; you must confess this murder. + + _Wife._ I cannot, Sir, I did it not, but I desire to see those + examinations which this Gentleman acknowledges to have about him, for + but late last night I receiv'd Letters from the City, yet I heard of + no confession, then. + + _Just._ You shall see them time enough I warrant you, but Letters you + say you had, where are those Letters? + + _Wife._ Sir, they are gone. + + _Just._ Gone? whither are they gone? + How have you dispos'd of 'em? + + _Wife._ Why Sir, they are for womens matters, and so I use 'em. + + _Just._ Who writ 'em? + + _Wife._ A man of mine. + + _Just._ Who brought 'em? + + _Wife._ A Post. + + _Just._ A Post? there is some great haste sure, aha, where is that + Post? + + _Wife._ Sir, there he stands.. + + _Just._ Does he so? bring hither that Post, I am afraid that Post will + prove a knave; come hither Post, what? what can you say concerning the + murder of _Antonio_? + + _Ant._ What's that to you? + + _Just._ Oh Post, you have no answer ready, have you? I'll have one + from you. + + _Ant._ You shall have no more from me than you have; you examine an + honest Gentleman and Gentlewoman here, 'tis pitty such fools as you + should be i'th Commission. + + _Just._ Say you so Post, take away that Post, whip him and bring him + again quickly, I'll hamper you Post. + + _Mer._ 'Tis _Antonio_, I know him now as well; what an irregular fool + is this! + + _Ant._ Whip me? hold off. + + _Wife._ Oh good Sir whip him, by his murmuring he should know + something of my Husbands death; that may quit me, for gods sake + fetch't out. + + _Just._ Whip him I say. + + _Ant._ Who is't dares whip me now? + + _Wife._ Oh my lov'd Husband. + + _Mer._ My most worthy friend? where have you been so long? + + _Ant._ I cannot speak for joy. + + _Just._ Why, what's the matter now, and shall not Law then have her + course? + + _Andra._ It shall h[a]ve no other course than it has I think. + + _Just._ It shall have other course before I go, or I'll beat my + brains, and I say it was not honestly done of him to discover himself + before the parties accus'd were executed, that Law might have had her + course, for then the kingdom flourishes. + + _Ant._ But such a wife as thou, had never any man, and such a friend + as he, believe me wife, shall never be [a] good wife, love my friend, + friend love my wife, hark friend. + + _Just._ _Mark_, if we can have nothing to do, you shall swear the + peace of some body. + + _Mark._ Yes Sir. + + _Ant._ By my troth I am sorry my wife is so obstinate, sooth, if I + could yet do thee any good, I wou'd, faith I wou'd. + + _Mer._ I thank you Sir, I have lost that passion. + + _Ant._ Cosin _Curio_, you and I must be better acquainted. + + _Cur._ It is my wish, Sir. + + _Ant._ I should not have known you neither, 'tis so long since we saw, + we were but children then: but you have shew'd your self an honest man + to me. + + _Cur._ I would be ever so. + + _Enter_ Richardo _and_ Viola. + + _Moth._ Look you, who's there. + + _And._ Say nothing to me, for thy peace is made. + + _Rich._ Sir, I can nothing say, + But that you are her Father, you can both + Not only pardon, when you have a wrong, + But love where you have most injury. + + _Just._ I think I shall hear of no hanging this year, there's A Tinker + and a Whore yet, the Cryer said, that rob'd her, and are in prison, I + hope they shall be hang'd. + + _And._ No truly Sir, they have broke prison. + + _Just._ 'Tis no matter, then [t]he Jaylor shall be hang'd. + + _And._ You are deceiv'd in that too, Sir, 'twas known to be against + his will, and he hath got his pardon, I think for nothing, but if it + doth cost him any thing, I'll pay it. + + _Just._ _Mark_, up with your papers, away. + + _Mer._ Oh you shall stay dinner, I have a couple of brawling + neighbors, that I'll assure you will not agree, and you shall have + the hearing of their matter. + + _Just._ With all my heart. + + _Mer._ Go, Gentlemen, go in. + + _Rich._ Oh _Viola_, that no succeeding age, + Might loose the memory of what thou wert, + But such an overswayed Sex is yours, + That all the virtuous actions you can do, + Are but as men will call them; and I swear, + 'Tis my belief, that women want but ways; + To praise their deeds, but men want deeds to praise. [_Exeunt omnes._ + + + + + EPILOGUE. + + + _'Tis ended, but my hopes and fears begin, + Nor can it be imputed as a sin + In me to wish it favour, if this night, + To the Judicious it hath giv'n delight. + I have my ends, and may such for their grace, + Vouchsaf'd to this, find theirs in every place._ + + + + + APPENDIX. + + + _In the following references to the text the lines are + numbered from the top of the page, including titles, acts, + stage directions, &c., but not, of course, the headline or + mere 'rules.' Where, as in the lists of Persons Represented, + there are double columns, the right-hand column is numbered + after the left._ + + It has not been thought necessary to record the correction of every + turned letter nor the substitution of marks of interrogation for marks + of exclamation and _vice versâ_. Full-stops have been silently + inserted at the ends of speeches and each fresh speaker has been given + the dignity of a fresh line: in the double-columned folio the speeches + are frequently run on. Misprints in the Quartos and the First Folio + are recorded when they appear to be interesting. A word or two from + the printed text is attached to the variants recorded below in cases + where the variant, by itself, would not be sufficiently clear. Altered + punctuation is shown, usually, by printing the old punctuation between + the preceding and following words. + + + + #A#=First folio. #B#=Second folio. + + + + THE WOMANS PRIZE. + + + p. #1#, ll. 5-29. _Not in_ A + + p. #3#, l. 13. B] _Mar._ + l. 36. B] breeches out of fear, + + p. #5#, l. 27. B] _Rom_. + + p. #6#, l. 6. A] Fox and _Moroso_ + + p. #7#, l. 26. A] have I + + p. #8#, l. 5. A] up rowse + l. 7. A] o' th longs + + p. #10#, l. 38. B] Wonting + + p. #11#, l. 19. A] 'Cheere + l. 35. B] _Jap._ + + p. #12#, l. 22. A] home at + + p. #14#, l. 13. A] Spinala's + + p. #15#, l. 20. B] saying from + l. 23. B] list, lie + l. 29. B] as' tfol wols + l. 34. B] Bug-words + + p. #16#, l. 28. B] accept + l. 32. A] i'ld + + p. #18#, l. 20. B] _Mar._ + + p. #19#, l. 2. A] all thy + l. 23. a] Jewry + + p. #20#, l. 1. A _and_ B] shall believe + l. 9. B] speed? + l. 18. B] so. + + p. #21#, l. 13. B] you + + p. #22#, l. 3. B] Stranger, than + + p. #23#, l. 26. A _omits_] is + + p. #24#, l. 8. B] him. + l. 10. B] it; + + p. #25#, l. 14. A _omits_] _Mor._ + + p. #26#, l. 36. B] selves + + p. #27#, l. 26. B _omits_] most + l. 27. B] Coughs. + + p. #28#, l. 10. A] doe th'em + l. 21. A] Found + + p. #29#, l. 32. B] _Bow._ + l. 35. A] _Row_. Thou hast heard I am sure of Esculapius. + So were etc. + + p. #30#, l. 14. B] _Row._ Thou + l. 19. B] be + l. 34. B] _Raw._ + l. 39. B _omits_] doe + + p. #32#, l. 33. B] aad + + p. #33#, l. 5. B] Godheads + l. 40. A _repeats here_ + ll. 16-25 _on_ p. 29, _with the following alterations_] + + _Enter three mayds, at severall doors._ + goes the businesse + + p. #34#, l. 1. B] _Tertia._ + + p. #35#, l. 8. B] Heaven + l. 16. B] the Kingdom + ll. 22-36. _Not in_ A + + p. #36#, ll. 3, 4. A _omits_] _Citizens and Countrey women._ + + p. #37#, l. 14. B _omits_] then + l. 22. A] I lie + l. 40. A _and_ B] Plackets. + + p. #38#, l. 1. B] Dary + ll. 30, 31. _Not in_ B + + p. #39#, l. 5. A _and_ B] importun'd. + l. 24. B] down the + l. 29. B] commanded + + p. #40#, l. 1. B] _Petro._ + l. 17. B] Mistresses + + p. #41#, l. 4. B] _Tro._ + + p. #42#, l. 35. A _and_ B] leave. + + p. #43#, l. 15. B] _Jac._ + l. 31. B] Payers + + p. #44#, l. 7. B] _Jac._ + l. 10. A] Bagget + l. 12. A] a sober + l. 31. A] _Cinque-pace_ + Dame tosse and Butter, had he Bob too? + + p. #45#, l. 33. B] pains + + p. #46#, l. 34. A] plush, perfum'd, and purffle B] purffle, + l. 38. B] hangings. + + p. #47#, l. 31. A _omits_] you + l. 36. A] built + + p. #50#, l. 7. A] love too + l. 31. A] there's no gewgaws + + p. #51#, l. 33. B] Woman. + + p. #53#, l. 23. A] Heaven + + p. #56#, l. 14. A _omits_] a + + p. #57#, l. 5. A] dunhill + l. 8. B] two + l. 33. A] get dozen + + p. #58#, l. 1. B] would + l. 6. B] Eeel + + p. #61#, l. 24. A] these + + p. #62#, l. 34. B] Maid + l. 39. B _omits bracket_ + l. 40. A] dogge-latch + + p. #66#, l. 11. B] pounds + + p. #67#, l. 34. B] _Exunt_ + + p. #68#, l. 6. B _omits_] feare + + p. #69#, l. 18. A] by-lowes + l. 19. A] can hate + l. 26. A _omits_] my + + p. #70#, l. 7. B _omits_] again + + p. #71#, l. 8. B] Woman. + l. 24. B] 'cut + + p. #72#, l. 26. B] signs. + + p. #73#, l. 6. B] _Petrn_. + l. 29. A] morall + + p. #75#, l. 15. A] new adventure + l. 16. A] us nothing + + p. #76#, l. 9. B] _Catayana_ + + p. #78#, l. 4. A] Ha's + + p. #79#, l. 34. B _omits_], you + + p. #80#, l. 1. B] pettish + l. 23. B. _omits_] God + + p. #81#, l. 33. A _omits_] _Exeunt_ + + p. #83#, l. 4. B] come, exceed + + p. #85#, l. 28. B] Fadding + l. 31. A] seagly + + p. #86#, l. 12. B] same. + l. 37. A] had his + + p. #89#, l. 6. A] home since, since ye + l. 15. A] thy bread + l. 16. A] thy teeth + l. 33. B] _Petro_ + l. 36. B _omits_] done + + p. #90#, l. 2. B] _M_or + + + + THE ISLAND PRINCESS. + + + p. #91#, ll. 3-42. _Omitted in_ A + + p. #92#, l. 7. B] find. + l. 12. B] surprize. + l. 24. B] tightly + + p. #93#, l. 35. B _omits_] weares + + p. #94#, l. 23. B] since + + p. #95#, l. 14. A] 'is a + + p. #98#, l. 18. A] a tenant + + p. #100#, l. 24. B] And + ll. 28, 29. B _omits stage direction_ + + p. #101#, l. 5. A] Let my + + p. #103#, l. 9. A] There they should lye as miseries + l. 13. B] will + + p. #104#, l. 2. B] this + l. 14. A] accept your prisoner + + p. #105#, l. 31. A] Clod with + + p. #107#, l. 20. A _omits_] and + + p. #108#, l. 31. B _omits_] her + + p. #109#, l. 1. A] holds my + + p. #110#, l. 10. B] men do to + + p. #111#, l. 6. B] begun + l. 30. A _omits one_] that + + p. #113#, l. 35. B] Merchans + + p. #114#, l. 33. B] _Then._ + + p. #116#, l. 34. B] Body, oh me + + p. #117#, l. 2. B] rhese + + p. #118#, l. 37. B] preparation? + + p. #122#, l. 17. B] Princess + + p. #123#, l. A _omits_] him + l. 33. B] woman + + p. #124#, l. 23. B] Aud + + p. #125#, l. 5. A] you + + p. #126#, l. 8. B] kinsman. + l. 14. A] wert + + p. #127#, l. 2. B] dare + l. 24. B] followers. + l. 37. A] have you + + p. #128#, l. 8. A] Princesse + l. 13. B] _Pyu._ + l. 20. B] Love these + l. 28. A] feates + + p. #129#, l. 32. B] enconragement + + p. #130#, l. 25. B] _Pen._ + + p. #131#, l. 13. A] Is love + l. 33. A] And be but to make cleane his sword: coward + + p. #132#, l. 23. A _omits_] _and_ + + p. #135#, l. 8. A] Princesse + + p. #136#, l. 28. B] hope no night + + p. #138#, l. 40. A] complaine, me + + p. #143#, l. 30. A] And then + + p. #144#, l. 12. A _omits_] is + l. 20. A] Now I + + p. #145#, l. 35. A] toward + + p. #146#, l. 27. B] Island + + p. #147#, l. 1. B] dance. + l. 20. A] Plow + + p. #148#, l. 16. A] And may + l. 33. B] endeavour; + + p. #149#, l. 12. A] hide in iniquities + l. 18. A _omits_] _and_ + + p. #150#, l. 30. A] _Emanuel_--not-- + + p. #151#, l. 12. B] Armusia. + + p. #152#, l. 6. A] with'm + l. 10. B] honourably + l. 27. B] him [_full point supplied_] + + p. #153#, l. 1. A] wils + + p. #154#, l. 1. A] you + + p. #155#, l. 7. B] knowledge; + l. 8. B] swellings, A] maine aire + l. 16. A] doe performe + + p. #157#, l. 25. A] bound to? + + p. #158#, l. 2. A] plague 'a + l. 26. A] stinch + + p. #159#, l. 10. B] Nations + + p. #160#, l. 31. B _omits_] for 't; + + p. #161#, l. 32. B _omits the second_] ye + + p. #162#, l. 8. B] you + + p. #163#, l. 31. A _omits_] a + + p. #164#, l. 18. B] you + + p. #165#, l. 11. A] his arrant + + p. #168#, l. 25. B] thakful + l. 26. B] Dios + + p. #170#, l. 17. B] Princesses + + There is an edition of _The Island Princess_ in the British Museum + (161. c. 70) dated 1669, 'As it is Acted at the Theatre Royal by His + Majesties Servants. With the Alterations and New Additional Scenes. + Licensed May 31. 1669. Roger L'Estrange.' It does not appear to be + desirable to record here more than the following readings from a + collation kindly made by Mrs Arnold Glover: + + p. #92#, l. 22. pleasures + + p. #96#, l. 6. alone as a mask + + p. #103#, l. 27. _Dias_ could + + p. #104#, l. 21. your countrey + + p. #105#, l. 31. Clad + + p. #106#, l. 34. next to nothing + + p. #108#, l. 18. thou wish her + + p. #116#, to p. #117#, l. 15. _Re-written_ + + p. #117#, l. 29. without courage + l. 35. boyish brains out + + p. #140#, l. 24. to tax + + pp. #164, 165#. _Re-written_ _A prologue and an epilogue are added_ + + + + THE NOBLE GENTLEMAN. + + + p. #171#, ll. 3-28. _Not in_ A + _The Prologue is printed at the end of the play_ + l. 13. B] Lougueville + + p. #172#, l. 2. B] aud + l. 31. B] ro + + p. #173#, l. 8. A] you be + l. 16. A] preacht + l. 30. A] travaile + + p. #174#, l. 8. A] lights ... makes + + p. #175#, l. 38. B] worthy + + p. #176#, l. 19. B] upbraid + l. 39. A _omits_] a + + p. #177#, l. 26. A] not, in + + p. #178#, l. 20. B] he + l. 25. A] looks + + p. #179#, l. 2. B] _Mousieur_ + + p. #184#, l. 1. A] mine still, when + l. 15. A] trojan purple + + p. #185#, l. 11. A _omits_] _Scæna Prima._ + + p. #186#, ll. 18, 19. A] contented her, + When you first married her; a + + p. #187#, l. 1. B] mighty + l. 3. B _omits_] up + + p. #189#, l. 5. A _omits the second_] the + + p. #196#, l. 23. A _omits_] answer + + p. #198#, l. 5. A] do your + + p. #199#, l. 4. B _omits_] are + l. 17. A _omits_] _Scæna Prima._ + + p. #200#, l. 24. A] for me + + p. #202#, l. 36. B] Wake + + p. #203#, l. 20. B] you + + p. #209#, l. 31. B _omits_] good + + p. #211#, l. 10. A] Meron + + p. #212#, l. 8. A] thy Duke + l. 29. A _omits_] _Scæna Prima._ A _omits_] _and_ + + p. #213#, l. 3. A] ready husband + + p. #214#, l. 5. B] you? + l. 14. A] post horse + l. 16. B] _Shyt._ + + p. #215#, l. 10. A] innumerall + l. 21. A] you'r + + p. #217#, l. 19. A _omits_] sword + l. 30. B] defend + + p. #218#, l. 16. A] see thy + + p. #221#, l. 33. A] my soule + + p. #222#, l. 8. B] you + + p. #223#, l. 29. A] full, being in + l. 30. B] would + l. 33. B] mads + + p. #224#, l. 7. B] leasure. + + p. #226#, l. 25. A _omits_] _Scæna Prima._ + l. 28. B _omits_] and + l. 36. B] _srq._ + + p. #228#, l. 25. A] those + l. 36. B] _Duste._ + + p. #229#, l. 7. B] I am + l. 9. A] Nor shall you + l. 19. B] Lorgue + l. 22. B _omits_] the + + p. #230#, l. 5. B] you + l. 13. A] you, furnisht in + + p. #231#, l. 26. A] Disgraced + l. 33. B _omits_] God's ... Gentlemen + + p. #232#, l. 15. A] them? B] 'em? + l. 34. B _omits_] by heaven + + p. #236#, l. 19. B] assures + + p. #237#, l. 29. _So, both in_ A _and_ B + l. 41. B] appose + + p. #239#, l. 17. A] say'e? + + + + THE CORONATION. + + + #A#=the quarto of 1640. #B#=the 2nd folio. + + Mrs Arnold Glover has kindly collated a copy of the quarto in the Dyce + collection; Mr R.F. Towndrow has kindly collated a copy of the quarto + in the Bodleian. + + The title page of the quarto is as follows: + + The | Coronation | A Comedy. | As it was presented by her | Majesties + Servants at the private | House in _Drury_ Lane. | Written by _John + Fletcher_. Gent. | _LONDON_, | Printed by _Tho. Cotes_, for _Andrew + Crooke_, and | _William Cooke_. and are to be sold at the signe | of + the _Greene Dragon_, in _Pauls_ | _Church-yard_. 1640. + + p. #240#, l. 4. A] The Actors Names. + l. 24. A] The Prologue + l. 26. B] a Corporation day + l. 36. B] in + + p. #241#, l. 3. B] Temple + l. 16. B] Prologue too? + l. 29. A. _omits_] _Scæna Prima._ + + p. #244#, l. 10. A] _Macarius_ + l. 21. B] Prince? + + p. #246#, l. 28. B] it + + p. #247#, l. 30. B] obsolute + + p. #249#, l. 19. B] he + l. 37. B] Ketch + + p. #250#, l. 28. B] _Selecus_ + + p. #251#, l. 30. B] commonl + + p. #252#, l. 6. A _omits_] _Scæna Prima._ + + p. #254#, l. 29. B] court, with A] dower + + p. #256#, l. 8. A] gives + l. 9. B] hot + l. 19. A] should + + p. #257#, l. 19. B] _Are._ + l. 28. A] _Ladies and attendants, Gent._ + + p. #258#, l. 1. A] _Seleucus_ + + p. #260#, l. 5. B] forget + + p. #261#, l. 34. B] immatrial + + p. #262#, l. 5. A _omits_] the + l. 7. B] purpose. + + p. #263#, l. 23. B] that purpose to make you so + l. 31. B] tho + + p. #264#, l. 34. B] me. + l. 38. B _omits_] and now + + p. #267#, l. 4. A _and_ B _read_] _Phi._ [_before_ 'Tis] + l. 5. A _gives this line to_] _Phi._ + l. 6. A _gives this line to_] _Lisa._ + l. 12. B] Qeeen + l. 14. A _and_ B _read_] _Lisa._ + + p. #272#, l. 25. B] minure + + p. #273#, l. 7. B] failty + + p. #274#, l. 11. A] there is + l. 23. A _and_ B _read_] Deliver + + p. #276#, l. 14. A _omits_] _Scæna Prima._ + l. 37. B] or + + p. #278#, l. 27. A _and_ B _read_] rise + + p. #280#, l. 20. B] 'ill + + p. #285#, l. 10. A _omits_] _Sop._ + + p. #286#, l. 17. B] Wiliow + + p. #287#, l. 9. A] He'e my + + p. #289#, l. 13. A] bove all + + p. #292#, l. 1. A _omits_] _Scæna Prima._ + + p. #293#, l. 31. B] We + + p. #294#, l. 18. B] Protestor + l. 37. B] work + + p. #296#, l. 24. A] to it + l. 25. A] doe it + + p. #297#, l. 5. B] There's + l. 9. B] punish + + p. #298#, l. 19. B] _Pil._ + + p. #299#, l. 3. A _omits_] In + l. 5. B] there's + l. 9. B] honor, what + + p. #300#, l. 10. A] doe + + p. #302#, l. 18. A] _Eubulus_ B] _Etxi_ + l. 20. A _omits semicolon_ + + p. #303#, l. 29. A _omits_] and + + p. #304#, l. 30. A] _Demetrius_ + + p. #305#, l. 19. B] two + + p. #306#, l. 5. B] _Sis._ + l. 28. A] The Epilogue + l. 34. B] sad + + + + THE COXCOMB. + + + #A#=1st folio. #B#=2nd folio. + + p. #308#, ll. 3-43. _Not in_ A + + p. #309#, l. 1. A] The Prologue + l. 13. A] the + + p. #310#, l. 15. B] You'ave + + p. #311#, l. 1. A] Be + + p. #313#, l. 27. B] they we'll, Ill keep them + + p. #314#, l. 14. B] mouths my + l. 18. A _and_ B _omit_] _Ant._ + l. 29. A _and_ B] Gentlewoman? + + p. #315#, l. 6. A] Husband will come + l. 9. A] I had you had + l. 28. A] foole to-- + + p. #316#, l. 10. A _omits_] _Exit._ + l. 18. A] so their + l. 20. B] mad + l. 23. B] her? her? + l. 25. B _omits_] had + + p. #317#, l. 1. A] be sure + l. 30. B] heaven + + p. #319#, l. 21. _Omitted in_ B + l. 22. A] no jugling + l. 31. A] do most jest + + p. #320#, l. 6. B] she + + p. #321#, l. 29. B] Faith sweet + l. 38. B] thee + + p. #322#, l. 18. B _adds_] _Exit._ + l. 19. B] Wore + + p. #323#, l. 3. B] Y'cannot + l. 25. A _and_ B] me? + + p. #324#, l. 2. B _omits_] to + + p. #325#, l. 3. B] _hed_ + l. 10. A] your towne + + p. #327#, l. 11. B] will + l. 38. B] Heaven + + p. #328#, l. 3. B] I'll + + p. #329#, l. 2. B] better + l. 6. B] ventures + l. 12. A] excepted, ever + l. 31. A] an humour + + p. #331#, l. 7. B] tell thee + l. 12. B _omits_] and + l. 20. A] hang + l. 26. B] Heaven + l. 30. A] I am + + p. #337#, l. 14. B] are + l. 22. B] Heaven + + p. #338#, l. 29. A _omits_] Andrugio _and_ + l. 31. B _omits this line_ + l. 34. A] had in it a sap-house + + p. #340#, l. 30. B] if any + + p. #342#, l. 3. A] purpose + + p. #343#, l. 13. A _omits_] _Serv._ + + p. #344#, l. 5. A _omits_] I + + p. #345#, l. 29. A] world is + + p. #347#, l. 4. B] too + l. 15. B _omits_] thou + + p. #348#, l. 10. A] antowardst + l. 26. A] do + + p. #349#, l. 2. A] and pretious + + p. #350#, l. 5. A] a gods + l. 11. A] a tipling ... an' + l. 12. B] please + l. 15. B _omits_] night? + l. 33. B] Heavens + + p. #351#, l. 21. B] now + l. 40. A] thou art + + p. #352#, l. 33. B] impotunate + + p. #353#, l. 3. A] _Exeunt._ + l. 7. A] How injuringly + l. 10. A] shalt + l. 19. B] work withal + l. 20. A] goe too + + p. #354#, l. 13. B] We'll + l. 24. B] should + l. 33. B _omits_] Jesse + + p. #355#, l. 10. B] _Nay._ + l. 14. A _omits_] have + l. 33. B] Genlewoman + + p. #356#, l. 18. B _omits_] me + l. 32. B _omits_] Faith + l. 39. B] blessing on + + p. #357#, l. 1. B] awkeward + l. 3. B] I answer + l. 10. ? visit yon + l. 21. B] dispach'd + + p. #358#, l. 1. B] _Antouio_ + l. 6. A] beshrow + l. 19. B _omits_] a + l. 38. B] and and + + p. #359#, l. 21. A _omits_] I + l. 32. A _and_ B] Pigeons? + + p. #361#, l. 3. A] lov'd? so all + + p. #362#, l. 4. B _omits_] you + + p. #363#, l. 9. A] read an I + l. 32. A _omits_] a + + p. #364#, l. 32. B] for my + + p. #365#, l. 21. A _omits_] I + + p. #366#, l. 3. A] a meere + l. 35. A] no Inches + + p. #368#, l. 18. B] goodbwy + l. 19. B] oou + l. 25. B] come come + l. 26. A] yes body + l. 32. B] her her + + p. #369#, l. 4. A] with you + l. 12. A] too mocke me to, + l. 14. B] heaven + l. 31. A] carry now + + p. #370#, l. 4. B] you'll + l. 12. B] heavens + l. 27. B _omits_] tell + + p. #371#, l. 9. A] wot you what? + + p. #372#, l. 4. B] see + l. 9. A] paid, for you + l. 37. B] I + + p. #374#, l. 24. B] frivilous + l. 37. B] circmstances + + p. #375#, l. 26. B] kindess + + p. #376#, l. 37. B] heve + + p. #377#, l. 4. B _omits_] a + l. 30. B] rhe + + p. #378#, l. 9. A] The Epilogue + + + + END OF VOL. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Beaumont & Fletcher's Works (8 of 10) + The Womans Prize; The Island Princess; The Noble Gentleman; + The Coronation; The Coxcomb + +Author: Francis Beaumont + John Fletcher + +Release Date: February 17, 2011 [EBook #35303] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BEAUMONT & FLETCHER'S WORKS *** + + + + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + +</pre> + + + +<h3>FRANCIS BEAUMONT</h3> + +<h4>Born 1584<br /> +Died 1616</h4> + +<p> </p> +<h3>JOHN FLETCHER</h3> + +<h4>Born 1579<br /> +Died 1625</h4> + + + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<h2><span class="u"><i>BEAUMONT AND FLETCHER</i></span></h2> + +<p> </p> +<h4>THE WOMANS PRIZE<br /> +THE ISLAND PRINCESS<br /> +THE NOBLE GENTLEMAN<br /> +THE CORONATION<br /> +THE COXCOMB<br /> +</h4> + + +<p> </p> +<h5>THE TEXT EDITED BY</h5> + +<h4>A. R. WALLER, M.A.</h4> + +<h4>Cambridge:<br /> +at the University Press<br /> +1910<br /> +</h4> + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<h5>CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY PRESS<br /> +London: FETTER LANE, E.C.<br /> +C. F. CLAY, <span class="smcap">Manager</span><br /> +<br /> +Edinburgh: 100, PRINCES STREET<br /> +Berlin: A. ASHER AND CO.<br /> +Leipzig: F. A. BROCKHAUS<br /> +New York: G. P. PUTNAM'S SONS<br /> +Bombay and Calcutta: MACMILLAN AND CO., <span class="smcap">Ltd.</span></h5> + +<p> </p> +<h5><i>All Rights reserved.</i></h5> + + + +<hr style="width: 100%;" /> +<h2>CONTENTS</h2> + + + +<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="Contents"> +<tr><td></td><td align='right'><small>PAGE</small></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>The Womans Prize</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>The Island Princess</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_91">91</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>The Noble Gentleman</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_171">171</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>The Coronation</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_240">240</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>The Coxcomb</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_308">308</a></td></tr> +</table> + + +<hr style="width: 100%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p> + +<h2> +<small>THE</small><br /> +<big>WOMANS PRIZE,</big><br /> +<small>OR</small><br /> +THE TAMER TAM'D.<br /> +<a name="p1_5" id="p1_5" class="fc"></a><big>A Comedy.</big></h2> + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> + + +<h3>The Persons represented in the Play.</h3> + +<div class="blockquot"><p> +Moroso, <i>an old rich doting Citizen, suitor to</i> Livia.<br /> +Sophocles, <span class="rbrace"><span class="ft20">}</span> <i>Two Gentlemen, friends to</i> Petruchio.</span><br /> +Tranio,<br /> +Petruchio, <i>An</i> Italian <i>Gent. Husband to</i> Maria.<br /> +Rowland, <i>A young Gent. in love with</i> Livia.<br /> +Petronius, <i>Father to</i> Maria <i>and</i> Livia.<br /> +Jaques, <span class="rbrace"><span class="ft20">}</span> <i>Two witty servants to</i> Petruchio.</span><br /> +Pedro,<br /> +Doctor.<br /> +Apothecarie.<br /> +Watchmen.<br /> +Porters.<br /> +</p></div> + + +<h4>WOMEN.</h4> + +<div class="blockquot"><p> +Maria, <i>A chaste witty Lady,</i> <span class="rbrace"><span class="ft20">}</span> <i>The two masculine daughters of</i> Petronius.</span><br /> +Livia, <i>Mistriss to</i> Rowland.<br /> +Biancha, <i>Their Cosin, and Commander in chief.</i><br /> +City Wives, <span class="rbrace"><span class="ft20">}</span> <i>To the relief of the Ladies, of which, two were drunk.</i></span><br /> +Countrey Wives,<br /> +Maids. +</p></div> + +<div class="bbt"> +<h3>The Scene London.</h3> +</div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span></p> +<h3>PROLOGUE.</h3> + + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0"><i>Ladies to you, in whose defence and right,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1">Fletchers <i>brave Muse prepar'd her self to fight</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>A battel without blood, 'twas well fought too,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>(The victory's yours, though got with much ado.)</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>We do present this</i> Comedy, <i>in which</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>A rivulet of pure wit flows, strong and rich</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>In Fancy, Language, and all parts that may</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>Add Grace and Ornament to a merry Play.</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Which this may prove. Yet not to go too far</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>In promises from this our Female War.</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>We do intreat the angry men would not</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>Expect the mazes of a subtle plot,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Set Speeches, high Expressions, and what's worse,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>In a true</i> Comedy, <i>politick discourse.</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>The end we aim at, is to make you sport;</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>Yet neither gall the City, nor the Court.</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Hear, and observe his Comique strain, and when</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>Y' are sick-of melancholy, see't agen.</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>'Tis no dear Physick since 'twill quit the cost:</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>Or his intentions with our pains, are lost.</i><br /></span> +</div></div> + + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<h3><i>Actus Primus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Moroso, Sophocles, <i>and</i> Tranio, <i>with Rosemary, +as from a wedding.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Mo.</i> God give 'em joy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Amen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Amen, say I too:<br /> +The pudding's now i'th' proof, alas poor wench.<br /> +Through what a mine of patience must thou work,<br /> +E'r thou know'st good hour more!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> 'Tis too true: Certain,<br /> +Methinks her father has dealt harshly with her,<br /> +Exceeding harshly, and not like a Father,<br /> +To match her to this Dragon; I protest<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span> +I pity the poor Gentlewoman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Methinks now,<br /> +He's not so terrible as people think him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> This old thief flatters, out of meer devotion,<br /> +To please the Father for his second daughter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> But shall he have her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Yes, when I have <i>Rome</i>.<br /> +And yet the father's for him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> I'll assure ye,<br /> +I hold him a good man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Yes sure a wealthy,<br /> +But whether a good womans man, is doubtful.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Would 'twere no worse.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p3_13" id="p3_13" class="fc"><i>M</i>[<i>o</i>]<i>r.</i></a> What though his other wife,<br /> +Out of her most abundant soberness,<br /> +Out of her daily hue and cries upon him,<br /> +(For sure she was a rebel) turn'd his temper,<br /> +And forc'd him blow as high as she? dos't follow<br /> +He must retain that long since buried Tempest,<br /> +To this soft Maid?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> I fear it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> So do I too:<br /> +And so far, that if God had made me woman,<br /> +And his wife that must be—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> What would you do, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> I would learn to eat coals with an angry Cat,<br /> +And spit fire at him: I would (to prevent him)<br /> +Do all the ramping, roaring tricks, a whore<br /> +Being drunk, and tumbling ripe, would tremble at:<br /> +There is no safety else, nor moral wisdom.<br /> +To be a wife, and his.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> So I should think too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> For yet the bare remembrance of his first wife<br /> +(I tell ye on my knowledge, and a truth too)<br /> +Will make him start in's sleep, and very often<br /> +Cry out for Cudgels, Colestaves, any thing;<br /> +Hiding his <a name="p3_36" id="p3_36" class="fc">breeches, out of fear</a> her Ghost<br /> +Should walk, and wear 'em yet. Since his first marriage,<br /> +He is no more the still <i>Petruchio</i>,<br /> +Than I am <i>Babylon</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span> +<i>Soph.</i> He's a good fellow,<br /> +And on my word I love him: but to think<br /> +A fit match for this tender soul—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> His very frown, if she but say her prayers<br /> +Louder than men talk treason, makes him tinder;<br /> +The motion of a Dial, when he's testy,<br /> +Is the same trouble to him as a Water-work;<br /> +She must do nothing of her self; not eat,<br /> +Drink, say Sir, how do ye? make her ready, unready,<br /> +Unless he bid her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> He will bury her,<br /> +Ten pound to twenty shillings, within these three weeks.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> I'll be your half.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques <i>with a pot of Wine.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Mor.</i> He loves her most extreamly,<br /> +And so long 'twill be Honey-moon. Now <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +You are a busie man I am sure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Yes certain,<br /> +This old sport must have eggs.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Not yet this ten daies.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Sweet Gentlemen with Muskadel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> That's right, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> This fellow broods his Master: speed ye <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> We shall be for you presently.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Your worships<br /> +Shall have it rich and neat: and o' my conscience<br /> +As welcome as our <i>Lady-day</i>: Oh my old Sir,<br /> +When shall we see your worship run at Ring?<br /> +That hour, a standing were worth money.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> So Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Upon my little honesty, your Mistriss,<br /> +If I have any speculation, must think<br /> +This single thrumming of a Fiddle,<br /> +Without a Bow, but even poor sport.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Y'are merry.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Would I were wise too: so God bless your worship.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> The fellow tells you true. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Jaq.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> When is the day man?<br /> +Come, come, you'll steal a marriage.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span> +<i>Mor.</i> Nay, believe me:<br /> +But when her Father pleases, I am ready,<br /> +And all my friends shall know it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Why not now?<br /> +One charge had serv'd for both.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> There's reason in't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Call'd <i>Rowland</i>—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Will ye walk?<br /> +They'll think we are lost: Come Gentlemen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> You have wip'd him now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> So will he never the wench, I hope.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> I wish it. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Secunda.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Rowland <i>and</i> Livia.</p> + +<p> +<i>Row.</i> Now <i>Livia</i>, if you'll go away to night,<br /> +If your affections be not made of words.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I love you, and you know how dearly <i>Rowland</i>,<br /> +Is there none near us? my affections ever<br /> +Have been your servants; with what superstition<br /> +I have ever Sainted you—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Why then take this way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> 'Twill be a childish, and a less prosperous course,<br /> +Than his that knows not care: why should we do,<br /> +Our honest and our hearty love such wrong,<br /> +To over-run our fortunes?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Then you flatter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Alas, you know I cannot.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p5_27" id="p5_27" class="fc"><i>Ro</i>[<i>w</i>].</a> What hope's left else<br /> +But flying to enjoy ye?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> None so far,<br /> +For let it be admitted, we have time,<br /> +And all things now in other expectation,<br /> +My father's bent against us; what but ruine,<br /> +Can such a by-way bring us? if your fears<br /> +Would let you look with my eyes, I would shew you,<br /> +And certain, how our staying here would win us<br /> +A course, though somewhat longer, yet far surer.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span> +<i>Row.</i> And then <i>Moroso</i> h'as ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> No such matter<br /> +For hold this certain, begging, stealing, whoring,<br /> +Selling (which is a sin unpardonable)<br /> +Of counterfeit Cods, or musty English <i>Croacus</i>;<br /> +Switches, or Stones for th' tooth-ache sooner finds me,<br /> +Than that drawn <a name="p6_6" id="p6_6" class="fc">Fox <i>Moroso</i></a>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> But his money,<br /> +If wealth may win you—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> If a Hog may be<br /> +High Priest among the <i>Jews</i>? his money <i>Rowland</i>?<br /> +Oh Love forgive me, what faith hast thou?<br /> +Why, can his money kiss me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Behind,<br /> +Laid out upon a Petticoat: or graspe me<br /> +While I cry, Oh good thank you? o'my troth<br /> +Thou mak'st me merry with thy fear: or lie with me.<br /> +As you may do? alas, what fools you men are?<br /> +His mouldy money? half a dozen Riders,<br /> +That cannot sit, but stampt fast to their Saddles?<br /> +No <i>Rowland</i>, no man shall make use of me;<br /> +My beauty was born free, and free I'll give it<br /> +To him that loves, not buys me. You yet doubt me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I cannot say I doubt ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Goe thy ways,<br /> +Thou art the prettiest puling piece of passion:<br /> +Y'faith I will not fail thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I had rather—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Prethee believe me, if I do not carry it,<br /> +For both our goods—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> But—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> What but?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I would tell you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I know all you can tell me; all's but this,<br /> +You would have me, and lie with me; is't not so?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Why you shall; will that content you? Goe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I am very loth to goe.<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Byancha <i>and</i> Maria.</p> + +<p> +<i>Liv.</i> Now o' my conscience<br /> +Thou art an honest fellow: here's my Sister;<br /> +Go, prethee go; this kiss, and credit me,<br /> +E'r I am three nights older, I am for thee:<br /> +You shall hear what I do.<br /> +Farewel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Farewel. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Rowland.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Alas poor fool, how it looks!<br /> +It would ev'n hang it self, should I but cross it.<br /> +For pure love to the matter I must hatch it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Nay, never look for merry hour, <i>Maria</i>,<br /> +If now you make it not; let not your blushes,<br /> +Your modesty, and tenderness of spirit,<br /> +Make you continual Anvile to his anger:<br /> +Believe me, since his first wife set him going,<br /> +Nothing can bind his rage: Take your own council,<br /> +You shall not say that I perswaded you.<br /> +But if you suffer him—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Stay, shall I do it?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Have you a stomach to't?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I never shew'd it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> 'Twill shew the rarer and the stronger in you.<br /> +But do not say I urg'd you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I am perfect,<br /> +Like <i>Curtius</i>, to redeem my Countrey, <a name="p7_26" id="p7_26" class="fc">I have</a><br /> +Leap'd into this gulph of marriage, and I'll do it.<br /> +Farewel all poorer thoughts, but spight and anger,<br /> +Till I have wrought a miracle. Now cosin,<br /> +I am no more the gentle, tame <i>Maria</i>;<br /> +Mistake me not; I have a new soul in me<br /> +Made of a North wind, nothing but tempest;<br /> +And like a tempest shall it make all ruin,<br /> +Till I have run my Will out.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> This is brave now,<br /> +If you continue it; but your own Will lead you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Adieu all tenderness, I dare continue;<br /> +Maids that are made of fears, and modest blushes,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span>View me, and love example.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Here is your Sister.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Here is the brave old mans love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> That loves the young man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I and hold thee there wench: what a grief of heart is't?<br /> +When <i>Paphos</i> Revels should <a name="p8_5" id="p8_5" class="fc">rowze up</a> old night,<br /> +To sweat against a Cork; to lie and tell<br /> +The clock <a name="p8_7" id="p8_7" class="fc">o'th lungs</a>, to rise sport starv'd?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Dear Sister,<br /> +Where have you been, you talk thus?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Why at Church, wench;<br /> +Where I am ti'd to talke thus: I am a wife now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> It seems so, and a modest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> You are an ass;<br /> +When thou art married once, thy modesty<br /> +Will never buy thee pins.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> 'Bless me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> From what?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> From such a tame fool as our cosin <i>Livia</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> You are not mad.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Yes wench, and so must you be,<br /> +Or none of our acquaintance: mark me <i>Livia</i>;<br /> +Or indeed fit for our sex: 'Tis bed time.<br /> +Pardon me yellow <i>Hymen</i>, that I mean<br /> +Thine offerings to protract, or to keep fasting<br /> +My valiant Bridegroom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Whither will this woman?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> You may perceive her end.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Or rather fear it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Dare you be partner in't?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Leave it <i>Maria</i>,<br /> +I fear I have mark'd too much, for goodness leave it;<br /> +Divest you with obedient hands, to bed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> To bed? no <i>Livia</i>, there are Comets hang<br /> +Prodigious over that yet; there's a fellow<br /> +Must yet before I know that heat (ne'r start wench)<br /> +Be made a man, for yet he is a monster;<br /> +Here must his head be <i>Livia</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Never hope it.<br /> +'Tis as easie with a Sive to scoop the Ocean, as<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>To tame <i>Petruchio</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Stay: <i>Lucina</i> hear me,<br /> +Never unlock the treasure of my womb<br /> +For humane fruit, to make it capable;<br /> +Nor never with thy secret hand make brief<br /> +A mothers labor to me; if I do<br /> +Give way unto my married Husband's Will,<br /> +Or be a Wife in any thing but hopes,<br /> +Till I have made him easie as a child,<br /> +And tame as fear, he shall not win a smile,<br /> +Or a pleas'd look, from this austerity,<br /> +Though it would pull another Joynture from him,<br /> +And make him ev'ry day another man;<br /> +And when I kiss him, till I have my Will,<br /> +May I be barren of delights, and know<br /> +Only what pleasures are in dreams, and guesses.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> A strange <i>Exordium</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> All the several wrongs<br /> +Done by Imperious Husbands to their Wives<br /> +These thousand years and upwards, strengthen thee:<br /> +Thou hast a brave cause.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> And I'll do it bravely,<br /> +Or may I knit my life out ever after.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> In what part of the world got she this spirit?<br /> +Yet pray <i>Maria</i>, look before you truly,<br /> +Besides the obedience of a wife;<br /> +Which you will find a heavy imputation,<br /> +Which yet I cannot think your own, it shews<br /> +So distant from your sweetness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> 'Tis I swear.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Weigh but the person, and the hopes you have,<br /> +To work this desperate cure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> A weaker subject<br /> +Would shame the end I aim at, disobedience.<br /> +You talk too tamely: By the faith I have<br /> +In mine own noble Will, that childish woman<br /> +That lives a prisoner to her Husbands pleasure,<br /> +Has lost her making, and becomes a beast,<br /> +Created for his use, not fellowship.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> His first wife said as much.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span> +<i>Mar.</i> She was a fool,<br /> +And took a scurvy course; let her be nam'd<br /> +'Mongst those that wish for things, but dare not do'em:<br /> +I have a new dance for him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Are you of this faith?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Yes truly, and will die in't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Why then let's all wear breeches.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Now thou com'st near the nature of a woman;<br /> +Hang these tame hearted Eyasses, that no sooner<br /> +See the Lure out, and hear their Husbands hollow,<br /> +But cry like Kites upon 'em: The free Haggard<br /> +(Which is that woman, that hath wing, and knows it,<br /> +Spirit and plume) will make an hundred checks,<br /> +To shew her freedom, sail in ev'ry air,<br /> +And look out ev'ry pleasure; not regarding<br /> +Lure, nor quarry, till her pitch command<br /> +What she desires, making her foundred keeper<br /> +Be glad to fling out trains, and golden ones,<br /> +To take her down again.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> You are learned, Sister;<br /> +Yet I say still take heed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> A witty saying;<br /> +I'll tell thee <i>Livia</i>, had this fellow tired<br /> +As many wives as horses under him,<br /> +With spurring of their patience; had he got<br /> +A Patent, with an Office to reclaim us,<br /> +Confirm'd by Parliament; had he all the malice<br /> +And subtilty of Devils, or of us,<br /> +Or any thing that's worse than both.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Hey, hey boys, this is excellent.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Or could he<br /> +Cast his wives new again, like Bels, to make 'em<br /> +Sound to his Will; or had the fearful name<br /> +Of the first breaker of wild women: yet,<br /> +Yet would I undertake this man, thus single,<br /> +And, spight of all the freedom he has reach'd to,<br /> +Turn him and bend him as I list, and mold him<br /> +Into a babe again; that aged women,<br /> +<a name="p10_38" id="p10_38" class="fc">W[a]nting</a> both teeth and spleen, may Master him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Thou wilt be chronicl'd.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span> +<i>Mar.</i> That's all I aim at.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I must confess, I do with all my heart<br /> +Hate an imperious Husband, and in time<br /> +Might be so wrought upon.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> To make him cuckold?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> If he deserve it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Then I'll leave ye Ladies.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Thou hast not so much noble anger in thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Go sleep, go sleep, what we intend to do,<br /> +Lies not for such starv'd souls, as thou hast <i>Livia</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Good night: the Bridegroom will be with you presently.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> That's more than you know.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> If ye work upon him,<br /> +As you have promised, ye may give example,<br /> +Which no doubt will be followed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> So.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Good night: we'll trouble you no further.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> If you intend no good, pray do no harm.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> None, but pray for you. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Livia.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> <a name="p11_19" id="p11_19" class="fc">Cheer</a> wench.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Now <i>Byancha</i>,<br /> +Those wits we have, let's wind 'em to the height.<br /> +My rest is up wench, and I pull for that<br /> +Will make me ever famous. They that lay<br /> +Foundations, are half-builders, all men say.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Jaq.</i> My Master forsooth.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Oh how does thy Master? prethee commend me to him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> How's this? my Master stays forsooth.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Why let him stay, who hinders him forsooth?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> The Revel's ended now,<br /> +To visit you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I am not sick.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I mean to see his chamber forsooth.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Am I his Groom? where lay he last night forsooth?<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p11_35" id="p11_35" class="fc"><i>Ja</i>[<i>q</i>].</a> In the low matted Parlour.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> There lies his way by the long Gallery.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I mean your chamber: y'are very merry Mistriss.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> 'Tis a good sign I am sound hearted <i>Jaques</i>:<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>But if you'll know where I lie, follow me;<br /> +And what thou seest, deliver to thy Master.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Do gentle <i>Jaques</i>. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Ha, is the wind in that door?<br /> +By'r Lady we shall have foul weather then:<br /> +I do not like the shuffling of these women,<br /> +They are mad beasts, when they knock their heads together:<br /> +I have observ'd them all this day; their whispers,<br /> +One in anothers ear, their signs and pinches,<br /> +And breaking often into violent laughters:<br /> +As if the end they purpos'd were their own.<br /> +Call you this weddings? Sure this is a knavery,<br /> +A very trick, and dainty knavery,<br /> +Marvellous finely carried, that's the comfort:<br /> +What would these women do in ways of honor?<br /> +That are such Masters this way? Well, my Sir<br /> +Has been as good at finding out these toys,<br /> +As any living; if he lose it now,<br /> +At his own peril be it. I must follow. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Tertia.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Servants with Lights</i>, Petruchio, Petronius, Moroso, +Tranio, <i>and</i> Sophocles.</p> + +<p> +<i>Pet.</i> You that are married, Gentlemen; <a name="p12_22" id="p12_22" class="fc">have at</a> ye<br /> +For a round wager now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Of this nights Stage?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> I am your first man, a pair of Gloves of twenty shillings.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Done: who takes me up next? I am for all bets.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Well lusty <i>Lawrence</i>, were but my night now,<br /> +Old as I am, I would make you clap on Spurs,<br /> +But I would reach you, and bring you to your trot too:<br /> +I would Gallants.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Well said good Will; but where's the staff boy, ha?<br /> +Old father Time, your hour-glass is empty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> A good tough train would break thee all to pieces;<br /> +Thou hast not breath enough to say thy prayers.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> See how these boys despise us. Will you to bed son?<br /> +This pride will have a fall.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span> +<i>Petru.</i> Upon your daughter;<br /> +But I shall rise again, if there be truth<br /> +In Eggs, and butter'd Parsnips.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Will you to bed son, and leave talking?<br /> +To morrow morning we shall have you look,<br /> +For all your great words, like <i>St. George</i> at <i>Kingston</i>,<br /> +Running a foot-back from the furious Dragon,<br /> +That with her angry tail belabours him<br /> +For being lazie.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> His courage quench'd, and so far quench'd—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> 'Tis well Sir.<br /> +What then?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Fly, fly, quoth then the fearful dwarfe;<br /> +Here is no place for living man.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Petru.</i> Well my masters, if I do sink under my business, +as I find 'tis very possible, I am not the first that has miscarried; +So that's my comfort, what may be done without +impeach or waste, I can and will do.</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p>How now, is my fair Bride a bed?</p> + +<p><i>Jaq.</i> No truly, Sir.</p> + +<p><i>Petron.</i> Not a bed yet? body o' me: we'll up and rifle +her: here's a coil with a Maiden-head, 'tis not intail'd, is it?</p> + +<p><i>Petru.</i> If it be, I'll try all the Law i'th' Land, but I'll +cut it off: let's up, let's up, come.</p> + +<p><i>Jaq.</i> That you cannot neither.</p> + +<p><i>Petru.</i> Why?</p> + +<p><i>Jaq.</i> Unless you'll drop through the Chimney like a Daw, +or force a breach i'th' windows: you may untile the house, +'tis possible.</p> + +<p><i>Petru.</i> What dost thou mean?</p> + +<p> +<i>Jaq.</i> A moral, Sir, the Ballad will express it:<br /> +<i>The wind and the rain, has turned you back again,<br /> +And you cannot be lodged there.</i> The truth is, all the doors<br /> +Are baracadoed; not a Cathole, but holds a murd'rer in't.<br /> +She's victuall'd for this month.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Art not thou drunk?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> He's drunk, he's drunk; come, come, let's up.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Yes, yes, I am drunk: ye may go up, ye may +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span>Gentlemen, but take heed to your heads: I say no more.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> I'll try that. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Soph.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> How dost thou say? the door fast lock'd fellow?<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Jaq.</i> Yes truly Sir, 'tis lock'd, and guarded too; and +two as desperate tongues planted behind it, as e'er yet batter'd: +they stand upon their honors, and will not give up +without strange composition, I'll assure you; marching away +with their Pieces cockt, and Bullets in their mouths, will not +satisfie them.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petru.</i> How's this? how's this? they are—<br /> +Is there another with her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Yes marry is there, and an Enginier.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Who's that for Heavens sake?<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Jaq.</i> Colonel <i>Byancha</i>, she commands the works: <a name="p14_13" id="p14_13" class="fc"><i>Spinola</i>'s</a> +but a Ditcher to her, there's a half-moon: I am but a poor man, +but if you'll give me leave, I'll venture a years wages, draw all +your force before it, and mount your ablest Piece of battery, +you shall not enter it these three nights yet.</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Sophocles.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petru.</i> I should laugh at that good <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Beat back again, she's fortified for ever.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Am I drunk now, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> He that dares most, go up now, and be cool'd.<br /> +I have scap'd a pretty scowring.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> What are they mad? have we another <i>Bedlam</i>?<br /> +They do not talke I hope?<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Soph.</i> Oh terribly, extreamly fearful, the noise at <i>London-bridge</i> +is nothing near her.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petru.</i> How got she tongue?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> As you got tail, she was born to't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Lock'd out a doors, and on my wedding-night?<br /> +Nay, and I suffer this, I may goe graze:<br /> +Come Gentlemen, I'll batter; are these virtues?<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Soph.</i> Do, and be beaten off with shame, as I was: I went +up, came to th' door, knock'd, no body answer'd; knock'd +louder, yet heard nothing: would have broke in by force; +when suddainly a Water-work flew from the window with +such violence, that had I not duck'd quickly like a Fryer, +<i>cætera quis nescit</i>? The chamber's nothing but a mere <i>Ostend</i>, +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span> +in every window Pewter Cannons mounted, you'll quickly +find with what they are charg'd, Sir.</p> + +<p><i>Petru.</i> Why then <i>tantara</i> for us.</p> + +<p><i>Soph.</i> And all the lower Works lin'd sure with small shot, +long tongues with Fire-locks, that at twelve score blank hit to +the heart: now and ye dare go up.</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Maria <i>and</i> Byanca <i>above.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Mar.</i> The window opens, beat a parley first;<br /> +I am so much amaz'd, my very hair stands.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Why how now Daughter: what intrench'd?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> A little guarded for my safety, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> For your safety Sweet-heart? why who offends you?<br /> +I come not to use violence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I think you cannot, Sir, I am better fortified.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I know your end,<br /> +You would fain reprieve your Maiden-head<br /> +A night, or two.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Yes, or ten, or twenty, or say an hundred;<br /> +Or indeed, till I list lie with you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> That's a shrewd <a name="p15_20" id="p15_20" class="fc">saying; from</a> this present hour,<br /> +I never will believe a silent woman.<br /> +When they break out they are bonfires.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Till you <a name="p15_23" id="p15_23" class="fc">list lie</a> with him? why who are you Madam?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> That trim Gentlemans wife, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Cry you mercy, do you command too?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Yes marry does she, and in chief.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> I do command, and you shall go without:<br /> +(I mean your wife, for this night)<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> And for the next too wench, and so <a name="p15_29" id="p15_29" class="fc">as'[t follows]</a><br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Thou wilt not, wilt'a?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Yes indeed dear father,<br /> +And till he seal to what I shall set down,<br /> +For any thing I know for ever.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Indeed these are <a name="p15_34" id="p15_34" class="fc">Bug[s]-words</a>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> You hear Sir, she can talk, God be thanked.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I would I heard it not, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> I find that all the pity bestow'd upon this woman,<br /> +Makes but an Anagram of an ill wife,<br /> +For she was never virtuous.<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span><br /> +<i>Petru.</i> You'll let me in I hope, for all this jesting.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Hope still, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> You will come down I am sure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I am sure I will not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> I'll fetch you then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> The power of the whole County cannot, Sir,<br /> +Unless we please to yield, which yet I think<br /> +We shall not; charge when you please, you shall<br /> +Hear quickly from us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Bless me from a chicken of thy hatching,<br /> +Is this wiving?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Prethee <i>Maria</i> tell me what's the reason,<br /> +And doe it freely, you deal thus strangely with me?<br /> +You were not forc'd to marry, your consent<br /> +Went equally with mine, if not before it:<br /> +I hope you do not doubt I want that mettle<br /> +A man should have to keep a woman waking;<br /> +I would be sorry to be such a Saint yet:<br /> +My person, as it is not excellent,<br /> +So 'tis not old, nor lame, nor weak with Physick,<br /> +But well enough to please an honest woman,<br /> +That keeps her house, and loves her Husband.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> 'Tis so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> My means and my conditions are no shamers<br /> +Of him that owes 'em, all the world knows that,<br /> +And my friends no reliers on my fortunes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> All this I believe, and none of all these parcels<br /> +I dare <a name="p16_28" id="p16_28" class="fc">[ex]cept</a> against; nay more, so far<br /> +I am from making these the ends I aim at,<br /> +These idle outward things, these womens fears,<br /> +That were I yet unmarried, free to choose<br /> +Through all the Tribes of man, <a name="p16_32" id="p16_32" class="fc">I'll</a> take <i>Petruchio</i><br /> +In's shirt, with one ten Groats to pay the Priest,<br /> +Before the best man living, or the ablest<br /> +That e'er leap'd out of <i>Lancashire</i>, and they are right ones.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Why do you play the fool then, and stand prating<br /> +Out of the window like a broken Miller!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> If you will have me credit you <i>Maria</i>,<br /> +Come down, and let your love confirm it.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span> +<i>Mar.</i> Stay there, Sir, that bargain's yet to make.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Play sure wench, the Packs in thine own hand.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Let me die lowsie, if these two wenches<br /> +Be not brewing knavery to stock a Kingdom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Why this is a Riddle:<br /> +I love you, and I love you not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> It is so:<br /> +And till your own experience do untie it,<br /> +This distance I must keep.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> If you talk more,<br /> +I am angry, very angry.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I am glad on't, and I will talk.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Prethee peace,<br /> +Let me not think thou art mad. I tell thee woman,<br /> +If thou goest forward, I am still <i>Petruchio</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> And I am worse, a woman that can fear<br /> +Neither <i>Petruchio Furius</i>, nor his fame,<br /> +Nor any thing that tends to our allegeance;<br /> +There's a short method for you, now you know me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> If you can carry't so, 'tis very well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> No, you shall carry it, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Peace gentle Low-bel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Use no more words, but come down instantly,<br /> +I charge thee by the duty of a child.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Prethee come <i>Maria</i>, I forgive all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Stay there; That duty, that you charge me by<br /> +(If you consider truly what you say)<br /> +Is now another man's, you gave't away<br /> +I' th' Church, if you remember, to my Husband:<br /> +So all you can exact now, is no more<br /> +But only a due reverence to your person,<br /> +Which thus I pay: Your blessing, and I am gone<br /> +To bed for this night.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> This is monstrous:<br /> +That blessing that <i>St. Dunstan</i> gave the Devil,<br /> +If I were neer thee, I would give thee—<br /> +Pull thee down by th' nose.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Saints should not rave, Sir;<br /> +A little Rubarb now were excellent.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Then by that duty you owe to me <i>Maria</i>,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span>Open the door, and be obedient: I am quiet yet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I do confess that duty, make your best on't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Why give me leave, I will.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Sir, there's no learning<br /> +An old stiff Jade to trot, you know the moral.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Yet as I take it, Sir, I owe no more<br /> +Than you owe back again.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> You will not Article?<br /> +All I owe, presently, let me but up, I'll pay.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Y'are too hot, and such prove Jades at length;<br /> +You do confess a duty, or respect to me from you again:<br /> +That's very near, or full the same with mine?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Then by that duty, or respect, or what<br /> +You please to have it, go to bed and leave me,<br /> +And trouble me no longer with your fooling;<br /> +For know, I am not for you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Well, what remedy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> A fine smart Cudgel. Oh that I were near thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> If you had teeth now, what a case were we in!<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p18_20" id="p18_20" class="fc"><i>M</i>[<i>o</i>]<i>r.</i></a> These are the most authentique Rebels, next<br /> +<i>Tyrone</i>, I ever read of.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> A week hence, or a fortnight, as you bear you,<br /> +And as I find my will observ'd, I may,<br /> +With intercession of some friends, be brought<br /> +May be to kiss you; and so quarterly<br /> +To pay a little Rent by composition,<br /> +You understand me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Thou Boy thou.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Well there are more Maids than <i>Maudlin</i>, that's my comfort.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Yes, and more men than <i>Michael</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I must not to bed with this stomach, and no meat Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Feed where you will, so it be sound and wholsome,<br /> +Else live at Livery, for I'll none with you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> You had best back one of the Dairy Maids, they'll carry.<br /> +But take heed to your girths, you'll get a bruise else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Now if thou wouldst come down and tender me:<br /> +All the delights due to a marriage-bed,<br /> +Study such kisses as would melt a man,<br /> +And turn thy self into a thousand Figures,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>To add new flames unto me, I would stand<br /> +Thus heavy, thus regardless, thus despising<br /> +Thee, and thy best allurings: <a name="p19_2" id="p19_2" class="fc">all the</a> beauty<br /> +That's laid upon your bodies, mark me well,<br /> +For without doubt your mind's are miserable,<br /> +You have no Masques for them: all this rare beauty,<br /> +Lay but the Painter and the Silk-worm by,<br /> +The Doctor with his Dyets, and the Tailor,<br /> +And you appear like flea'd Cats, not so handsome.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> And we appear like her that sent us hither,<br /> +That only excellent and beauteous nature;<br /> +Truly our selves for men to wonder at,<br /> +But too divine to handle; we are Gold,<br /> +In our own natures pure; but when we suffer<br /> +The husbands stamp upon us, then allays,<br /> +And base ones of you men are mingled with us,<br /> +And make us blush like Copper.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Then, and never<br /> +Till then are women to be spoken of,<br /> +For till that time you have no souls I take it:<br /> +Good night: come Gentlemen; I'll fast for this night,<br /> +But by this hand, well; I shall come up yet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> No.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> There will I watch thee like a wither'd <a name="p19_23" id="p19_23" class="fc">Jury</a>,<br /> +Thou shalt neither have meat, Fire, nor Candle,<br /> +Nor any thing that's easie: do you rebel so soon?<br /> +Yet take mercy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Put up your Pipes: to bed Sir, I'll assure you<br /> +A months siege will not shake us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Moro.</i> Well said Colonel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> To bed, to bed <i>Petruchio</i>: good night Gentlemen,<br /> +You'll make my Father sick with sitting up:<br /> +Here you shall find us any time these ten days,<br /> +Unless we may march off with our contentment.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I'll hang first.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> And I'll quarter if I do not,<br /> +I'll make you know, and fear a wife <i>Petruchio</i>,<br /> +There my cause lies.<br /> +You have been famous for a woman-tamer,<br /> +And bear the fear'd-name of a brave Wife-breaker:<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>A woman now shall take those honors off,<br /> +And tame you; nay, never look so bigg, she <a name="p20_1" id="p20_1" class="fc">shall, believe</a> me,<br /> +And I am she: what think ye; good night to all,<br /> +Ye shall find Centinels.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> If ye dare sally. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt above.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> The devil's in 'em, ev'n the very devil, the downright +devil.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Petru.</i> I'll devil 'em: by these ten bones I will: I'll bring +it to the old Proverb, no sport no pie:——taken down i'th' +top of all my <a name="p20_9" id="p20_9" class="fc">speed;</a> this is fine dancing: Gentlemen, stick +to me. You see our Freehold's touch'd, and by this light, +we will beleagure 'em, and either starve 'em out, or make +'em recreant.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petro.</i> I'll see all passages stopt, but those about 'em:<br /> +If the good women of the Town dare succor 'em,<br /> +We shall have wars indeed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> I'll stand perdue upon 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> My Regiment shall lie before.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I think <a name="p20_18" id="p20_18" class="fc">so,</a> 'tis grown too old to stand.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Let's in, and each provide his tackle,<br /> +We'll fire 'em out, or make 'em take their pardons:<br /> +Hear what I say on their bare knees—<br /> +Am I <i>Petruchio</i>, fear'd, and spoken of,<br /> +And on my wedding night am I thus jaded? <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt omn.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<h3><i>Scæna Quarta.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Rowland <i>and</i> Pedro <i>at several doors.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Row.</i> Now <i>Pedro</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Very busie Master <i>Rowland</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> What haste man?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> I beseech you pardon me,<br /> +I am not mine own man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Thou art not mad?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> No; but believe me, as hasty—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> The cause good <i>Pedro</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> There be a thousand Sir; you are not married?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Not yet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Keep your self quiet then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Why?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span> +<i>Ped.</i> You'll find a Fiddle<br /> +That never will be tun'd else: from all women— <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> What ails the fellow tro? <i>Jaques</i>?<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Jaq.</i> Your friend Sir.<br /> +But very full of business.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Nothing but business?<br /> +Prethee the reason, is there any dying?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I would there were Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> But thy business?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I'll tell you in a word, I am sent to lay<br /> +An Imposition upon Souse and Puddings,<br /> +Pasties, and penny Custards, that the women<br /> +May not relieve <a name="p21_13" id="p21_13" class="fc">yo[n]</a> Rebels: Fare ye well, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> How does my Mistriss?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Like a resty jade.<br /> +She's spoil'd for riding. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Jaques.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> What a devil ail they?<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Sophocles.</p> + +<p> +Custards, and penny Pasties, Fools and Fiddles,<br /> +What's this to th' purpose? Oh well met.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Now <i>Rowland</i>.<br /> +I cannot stay to talk long.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> What's the matter?<br /> +Here's stirring, but to what end? whither goe you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> To view the Works.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> What Works?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> The womens Trenches.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Trenches? are such to see?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> I do not jest, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I cannot understand you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Do not you hear<br /> +In what a state of quarrel the new Bride<br /> +Stands with her Husband?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Let him stand with her, and there's an end.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> It should be, but by'r Lady<br /> +She holds him out at Pikes end, and defies him,<br /> +And now is fortifi'd, such a Regiment of Rutters<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span>Never defied men braver: I am sent<br /> +To view their preparation.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> This is news<br /> +<a name="p22_3" id="p22_3" class="fc">Stranger than</a> Arms in the air: you saw not<br /> +My gentle Mistriss?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Yes, and meditating<br /> +Upon some secret business, when she had found it<br /> +She leap'd for joy, and laugh'd, and straight retir'd<br /> +To shun <i>Moroso</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> This may be for me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Will you along?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> No.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Farewel. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Sophocles.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Farewel, Sir.<br /> +What should her musing mean, and what her joy in't,<br /> +If not for my advantage? stay ye; may not<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Livia <i>at one door, and</i> Moroso <i>at another, hearkning.</i></p> + +<p> +That bob-tail jade <i>Moroso</i>, with his Gold,<br /> +His gew-gaudes, and the hope she has to send him<br /> +Quickly to dust, excite this? here she comes,<br /> +And yonder walks the Stallion to discover:<br /> +Yet I'll salute her: save you beauteous Mistriss.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> The Fox is kennell'd for me: save you Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Why do you look so strange?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I use to look Sir<br /> +Without examination.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Twenty Spur-Royals for that word.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Belike then<br /> +The object discontents you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Yes it does.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Is't come to this? you know me, do you not?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Yes, as I may know many by repentance.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Why do you break your faith?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I'll tell you that too,<br /> +You are under age, and no band holds upon you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Excellent wench.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Sue out your understanding,<br /> +And get more hair to cover your bare knuckle;<br /> +(For boys were made for nothing, but dry kisses)<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span>And if you can, more manners.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Better still.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> And then if I want <i>Spanish</i> Gloves, or Stockings,<br /> +A ten pound Wastecoat, or a Nag to hunt on,<br /> +It may be I shall grace you to accept 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Farewel, and when I credit women more,<br /> +May I to <i>Smithfield</i>, and there buy a Jade,<br /> +(And know him to be so) that breaks my neck.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Because I have known you, I'll be thus kind to you;<br /> +Farewel, and be a man, and I'll provide you,<br /> +Because I see y'are desperate, some staid Chamber-maid<br /> +That may relieve your youth with wholsome doctrine.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> She's mine from all the world: ha wench?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Ha Chicken?— <span class="ralign">[<i>gives him a box o' th' ear, and Ex.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> How's this? I do not love these favors: save you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> The devil take thee— <span class="ralign">[<i>wrings him by th' nose.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Oh!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> There's a Love-token for you: thank me now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> I'll think on some of ye, and if I live,<br /> +My nose alone shall not be plaid withal. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3><i>Actus Secundus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Petronius, <i>and</i> Moroso.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petro.</i> A Box o'th' ear do you say?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Yes sure, a sound one,<br /> +Beside my nose blown to my hand; if <i>Cupid</i><br /> +Shoot Arrows of that weight, I'll swear devoutly,<br /> +H'as sued his Livery, and <a name="p23_26" id="p23_26" class="fc">is</a> no more a boy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> You gave her some ill language?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Not a word.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Or might be you were fumbling?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Would I had Sir.<br /> +I had been a forehand then; but to be baffl'd,<br /> +And have no feeling of the cause—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Be patient,<br /> +I have a medicine clapt to her back will cure her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> No sure it must be afore, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> O' my conscience,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span>When I got these two wenches (who till now<br /> +Ne'r shew'd their riding) I was drunk with Bastard,<br /> +Whose nature is to form things like it self<br /> +Heady, and monstrous: did she slight him too?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> That's all my comfort: a meer Hobby-horse<br /> +She made child <i>Rowland</i>: s'foot she would not know him,<br /> +Not give him a free look, not reckon him<br /> +Among her thoughts, which I held more than wonder,<br /> +I having seen her within's three days kiss <a name="p24_8" id="p24_8" class="fc">him</a><br /> +With such an appetite as though she would eat him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> There is some trick in this: how did he take <a name="p24_10" id="p24_10" class="fc">it?</a><br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Ready to cry; he ran away.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> I fear her.<br /> +And yet I tell you, ever to my anger,<br /> +She is as tame as innocency; it may be<br /> +This blow was but a favour.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> I'll be sworn 'twas well tied on then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Goe too, pray forget it,<br /> +I have bespoke a Priest: and within's two hours<br /> +I'll have ye married; will that please you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> I'll see it done my self, and give the Lady<br /> +Such a sound exhortation for this knavery<br /> +I'll warrant you, shall make her smell this month on't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Nay good Sir be not violent.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Neither—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> It may be<br /> +Out of her earnest love there grew a longing<br /> +(As you know women have such toys) in kindness,<br /> +To give me a box o'th' ear, or so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> It may be.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> I reckon for the best still: this night then<br /> +I shall enjoy her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> You shall handsel her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Old as I am, I'll give her one blow for't<br /> +Shall make her groan this twelve-month.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Where's your Joynture?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> I have a Joynture for her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Have your Council perus'd it yet?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> No Council but the night, and your sweet daughter,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span>Shall e'r peruse that joynture.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Very well, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Moro.</i> I'll no demurrers on't, nor no rejoynders.<br /> +The other's ready seal'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Come then let's comfort<br /> +My Son <i>Petruchio</i>, he's like little Children<br /> +That loose their baubles, crying ripe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Pray tell me,<br /> +Is this stern woman still upon the flaunt<br /> +Of bold defiance?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Still, and still she shall be,<br /> +Till she be starv'd out, you shall see such justice,<br /> +That women shall be glad after this tempest,<br /> +To tie their husbands shooes, and walk their horses.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p25_14" id="p25_14" class="fc"><i>Mor.</i></a> That were a merry world: do you hear the rumor?<br /> +They say the women are in insurrection,<br /> +And mean to make a—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> They'll sooner<br /> +Draw upon walls as we do: Let 'em, let 'em,<br /> +We'll ship 'em out in Cuck-stools, there they'll sail<br /> +As brave <i>Columbus</i> did, till they discover<br /> +The happy Islands of obedience.<br /> +We stay too long, Come.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Now <i>St. George</i> be with us. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Secunda.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Livia <i>alone.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Liv.</i> Now if I can but get in handsomely,<br /> +Father I shall deceive you; and this night<br /> +For all your private plotting, I'll no wedlock;<br /> +I have shifted sail, and find my Sisters safety<br /> +A sure retirement; pray to heaven that <i>Rowland</i><br /> +Do not believe too far, what I said to him,<br /> +For yon old Foxcase forc'd me, that's my fear.<br /> +Stay, let me see, this quarter fierce <i>Petruchio</i><br /> +Keeps with his Myrmidons, I must be suddain,<br /> +If he seize on me, I can look for nothing<br /> +But Marshal-Law; to this place have I scap'd him;<br /> +Above there.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Maria <i>and</i> Byancha <i>above.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Mar.</i> <i>Cheval' a.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> A friend.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Who are you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Look out and know.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Alas poor wench, who sent thee?<br /> +What weak fool made thy tongue his Orator?<br /> +I know you come to parly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Y'are deceiv'd,<br /> +Urg'd by the goodness of your cause, I come<br /> +To do as you do.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Y'are too weak, too foolish,<br /> +To cheat us with your smoothness: do not we know<br /> +Thou hast been kept up tame?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Believe me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> No, prethee good <i>Livia</i><br /> +Utter thy Eloquence somewhere else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Good Cosin<br /> +Put up your Pipes; we are not for your palate<br /> +Alas we know who sent you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> O' my word—<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Stay there; you must not think your word,<br /> +Or by your Maidenhead, or such Sunday oaths,<br /> +Sworn after Even-Song, can inveigle us<br /> +To lose our hand-fast: did their wisdoms think<br /> +That sent you hither, we would be so foolish,<br /> +To entertain our gentle Sister <i>Sinon</i>,<br /> +And give her credit, while the wooden Jade<br /> +<i>Petruchio</i> stole upon us: no good Sister,<br /> +Go home, and tell the merry <i>Greeks</i> that sent you,<br /> +<i>Ilium</i> shall burn, and I, as did <i>Æneas</i>,<br /> +Will on my back, spite of the <i>Myrmidons</i>,<br /> +Carry this warlike Lady, and through Seas<br /> +Unknown, and unbeliev'd, seek out a Land,<br /> +Where like a race of noble <i>Amazons</i><br /> +We'll root our <a name="p26_36" id="p26_36" class="fc">se[l]ves</a>, and to our endless glory<br /> +Live, and despise base men.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I'll second ye.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span> +<i>By.</i> How long have you been thus?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> That's all one, Cosin,<br /> +I stand for freedom now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Take heed of lying;<br /> +For by this light, if we do credit you,<br /> +And find you tripping, his infliction<br /> +That kill'd the Prince of <i>Orange</i>, will be sport<br /> +To what we purpose.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Let me feel the heaviest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Swear by thy Sweet-heart <i>Rowland</i> (for by your maiden-head,<br /> +I fear 'twill be too late to swear) you mean<br /> +Nothing but fair and safe, and honourable<br /> +To us, and to your self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I swear.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Stay yet,<br /> +Swear as you hate <i>Moroso</i>, that's the surest,<br /> +And as you have a certain fear to find him<br /> +Worse than a poor dry'd <i>Jack</i>, full of more aches<br /> +Than <i>Autumn</i> has; more knavery, and usury,<br /> +And foolery, and brokery, than dogs-ditch:<br /> +As you do constantly believe he's nothing<br /> +But an old empty bag with a grey beard,<br /> +And that Beard such a bob-tail, that it looks<br /> +Worse than a Mares tail eaten off with Fillies:<br /> +As you acknowledge that young handsome wench<br /> +That lies by such a <i>Bilboa</i> blade that bends<br /> +With ev'ry pass he makes, to th' hilts, <a name="p27_26" id="p27_26" class="fc">[most]</a> miserable,<br /> +A dry Nurse to his <a name="p27_27" id="p27_27" class="fc">Coughs,</a> a fewterer<br /> +To such a nasty fellow, a robb'd thing<br /> +Of all delights youth looks for: and to end,<br /> +One cast away on course beef, born to brush<br /> +That everlasting Cassock that has worn<br /> +As many servants out, as the Northeast passage<br /> +Has consum'd Sailors: if you swear this, and truly<br /> +Without the reservation of a gown<br /> +Or any meritorious Petticoat,<br /> +'Tis like we shall believe you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I do swear it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Stay yet a little; came this wholsome motion<br /> +(Deal truly Sister) from your own opinion,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span>Or some suggestion of the Foe?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Nev'r fear me,<br /> +For by that little faith I have in Husbands,<br /> +And the great zeal I bear your cause, I come<br /> +Full of that liberty you stand for, Sister.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> If we believe, and you prove recreant, <i>Livia</i>,<br /> +Think what a maim you give the noble Cause<br /> +We now stand up for: Think what women shall,<br /> +An hundred years hence, speak thee, when examples<br /> +Are look'd for, and so great ones, whose relations,<br /> +Spoke as we <a name="p28_10" id="p28_10" class="fc">do 'em</a> wench, shall make new customs.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> If you be false, repent, go home, and pray,<br /> +And to the serious women of the City<br /> +Confess your self; bring not a sin so hainous<br /> +To load thy soul to this place: mark me <i>Livia</i>,<br /> +If thou be'st double, and betray'st our honors,<br /> +And we fail in our purpose: get thee where<br /> +There is no women living, nor no hope<br /> +There ever shall be.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> If a Mothers daughter,<br /> +That ever heard the name of stubborn husband<br /> +<a name="p28_21" id="p28_21" class="fc">Find</a> thee, and know thy sin.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Nay, if old age,<br /> +One that has worn away the name of woman,<br /> +And no more left to know her by, but railing,<br /> +No teeth, nor eyes, nor legs, but wooden ones<br /> +Come but i'th' wind-ward of thee, for sure she'll smell thee;<br /> +Thou'lt be so rank, she'll ride thee like a night-Mare,<br /> +And say her Prayers back-ward to undo thee:<br /> +She'll curse thy meat and drink, and when thou marriest,<br /> +Clap a sound spell for ever on thy pleasures.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Children of five year old, like little Fairies,<br /> +Will pinch thee into motley: all that ever<br /> +Shall live, and hear of thee, I mean all women,<br /> +Will (like so many furies) shake their keys;<br /> +And toss their flaming distaffs o'r their heads,<br /> +Crying revenge: take heed, 'tis hideous:<br /> +Oh 'tis a fearful office, if thou hadst<br /> +(Though thou be'st perfect now) when thou cam'st hither,<br /> +A false imagination, get thee gone,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span>And as my learned Cosin said, repent,<br /> +This place is sought by soundness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> So I seek it,<br /> +Or let me be a most despis'd example.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I do believe thee, be thou worthy of it.<br /> +You come not empty?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> No, here's Cakes, and cold meat,<br /> +And Tripe of proof: behold, here's Wine and Beer,<br /> +Be suddain, I shall be surpriz'd else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Meet at the low parlour door, there lies a close way:<br /> +What fond obedience you have living in you,<br /> +Or duty to a man before you enter,<br /> +Fling it away, 'twill but defile our Off'rings.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Be wary as you come.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I warrant ye. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Tertia.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter three Maids.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>1 Mai.</i> How goes your business Girls?<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> A foot, and fair.<br /> +<br /> +<i>3.</i> If fortune favour us: away to your strength,<br /> +The Countrey Forces are arriv'd, be gone,<br /> +We are discover'd else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1.</i> Arm, and be valiant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> Think of our cause.<br /> +<br /> +<i>3.</i> Our Justice.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1.</i> 'Tis sufficient. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Quarta.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Rowland <i>and</i> Tranio <i>at several doors.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Tra.</i> Now <i>Rowland</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> How doe you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> How dost thou man?<br /> +Thou look'st ill:<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p29_32" id="p29_32" class="fc">[<i>R</i>]<i>ow.</i></a> Yes, pray can you tell me <i>Tranio</i>,<br /> +Who knew the devil first?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> A woman.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p29_35" id="p29_35" class="fc"></a><i>Row.</i> So. Were they not well acquainted?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span> +<i>Tra.</i> May be so,<br /> +For they had certain Dialogues together.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> He sold her fruit, I take it?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Yes, and Cheese<br /> +That choak'd all mankind after.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Canst thou tell me<br /> +Whether that woman ever had a faith<br /> +After she had eaten?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> That's a School-question<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> No,<br /> +'Tis no question, for believe me <i>Tranio</i>,<br /> +That cold fruit after eating bread naught in her<br /> +But windy promises, and chollick vows<br /> +That broke out both ways.<br /> +<a name="p30_14" id="p30_14" class="fc">[Thou]</a> hast heard I am sure<br /> +Of <i>Esculapius</i>, a far famed Surgeon,<br /> +One that could set together quarter'd Traitors<br /> +And make 'em honest men.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> How dost thou <i>Rowland</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Let him but take, (if <a name="p30_19" id="p30_19" class="fc">[h]e</a> dare do a cure<br /> +Shall get him fame indeed) a faithless woman,<br /> +There will be credit for him, that will speak him,<br /> +A broken woman <i>Tranio</i>, a base woman,<br /> +And if he can cure such a rack of honor<br /> +Let him come here, and practice.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Now for honors sake,<br /> +Why what ail'st thou <i>Rowland</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I am ridden <i>Tranio</i>.<br /> +And spur-gall'd to the life of patience<br /> +(Heaven keep my wits together) by a thing<br /> +Our worst thoughts are too noble for, a woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Your Mistriss has a little frown'd it may be?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> She was my Mistriss.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Is she not?<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p30_34" id="p30_34" class="fc"><i>R</i>[<i>o</i>]<i>w.</i></a> No <i>Tranio</i>.<br /> +She has done me such disgrace, so spitefully<br /> +So like a woman bent to my undoing,<br /> +That henceforth a good horse shall be my Mistriss,<br /> +A good Sword, or a Book: and if you see her,<br /> +Tell her I <a name="p30_39" id="p30_39" class="fc">[doe]</a> beseech you, even for love sake.—<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span> +<i>Tra.</i> I will <i>Rowland</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> She may sooner<br /> +Count the good I have thought her,<br /> +Our old love and our friendship,<br /> +Shed one true tear, mean one hour constantly,<br /> +Be old and honest, married, and a maid,<br /> +Than make me see her more, or more believe her:<br /> +And now I have met a messenger, farewel Sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Alas poor <i>Rowland</i>, I will do it for thee:<br /> +This is that dog <i>Moroso</i>, but I hope<br /> +To see him cold i'th' mouth first, e'r he enjoy her:<br /> +I'll watch this young man, desperate thoughts may seize him,<br /> +And if my purse or council can, I'll ease him. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Quinta.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Petruchio, Petronius, Moroso, <i>and</i> Sophocles.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petru.</i> For look you Gentlemen, say that I grant her,<br /> +Out of my free and liberal love, a pardon,<br /> +Which you, and all men else know, she deserves not,<br /> +<i>(Teneatis amici)</i> can all the world leave laughing?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> I think not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> No by —— they cannot;<br /> +For pray consider, have you ever read,<br /> +Or heard of, or can any man imagine.<br /> +So stiff a <i>Tom-boy</i>, of so set a malice,<br /> +And such a brazen resolution,<br /> +As this young Crab-tree? and then answer me,<br /> +And mark but this too friends, without a cause,<br /> +Not a foul word come cross her, not a fear,<br /> +She justly can take hold on, and do you think<br /> +I must sleep out my anger, and endure it,<br /> +Sow pillows to her ease, and lull her mischief?<br /> +Give me a Spindle first: no, no my Masters,<br /> +Were she as fair as <i>Nell-a-Greece</i>, and housewife,<br /> +As good as the wise Sailors wife, and young still,<br /> +Never above fifteen, and these tricks to it,<br /> +She should ride the wild Mare once a week, she should,<br /> +(Believe me friends she should) I would tabor her,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span>Till all the Legions that are crept into her,<br /> +Flew out with fire i'th' tails.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Methinks you err now,<br /> +For to me seems, a little sufferance<br /> +Were a far surer cure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Yes, I can suffer,<br /> +Where I see promises of peace and amendment.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Give her a few conditions.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I'll be hanged first.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Give her a Crab-tree Cudgel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> So I will;<br /> +And after it a flock-bed for her bones.<br /> +And hard eggs, till they brace her like a Drum,<br /> +She shall be pamper'd with ——<br /> +She shall not know a stool in ten months, Gentlemen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> This must not be.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Jaq.</i> Arm, arm, out with your weapons,<br /> +For all the women in the Kingdom's on ye;<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Pedro.</p> + +<p> +They swarm like wasps, and nothing can destroy 'em,<br /> +But stopping of their hive, and smothering of 'em,<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Stand to your guard, Sir, all the devils extant<br /> +Are broke upon us like a cloud of thunder;<br /> +There are more women marching hitherward,<br /> +In rescue of my Mistriss, than e'er turn'd tail<br /> +At <i>Sturbridge</i> Fair, and I believe, as fiery.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> The forlorn hope's led by a Tanner's wife,<br /> +I know her by her Hide, a desperate woman:<br /> +She flead her Husband in her youth, and made<br /> +Raynes of his Hide to ride the parish. Take 'em all together,<br /> +They are a genealogy of Jennets, gotten<br /> +And born thus by the boisterous breath of Husbands;<br /> +They serve sure, <a name="p32_33" id="p32_33" class="fc">a[n]d</a> are swift to catch occasion,<br /> +(I mean their foes or Husbands) by the forelocks,<br /> +And there they hang like favours; cry they can<br /> +But more for Noble spight, than fear: and crying<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span>Like the old Giants that were foes to heaven,<br /> +They heave ye stool on stool, and fling main Pot-lids<br /> +Like massie Rocks, dart Ladles, tossing Irons,<br /> +And Tongs like Thunderbolts, till overlaid,<br /> +They fall beneath the weight; yet still aspiring<br /> +At those Emperious <a name="p33_5" id="p33_5" class="fc">[Codsheads]</a> that would tame 'em.<br /> +There's ne'r a one of these, the worst and weakest,<br /> +(Chuse where you will,) but dare attempt the raising,<br /> +Against the soveraign peace of Puritans,<br /> +A <i>May</i>-pole and a Morris, maugre mainly<br /> +Their zeal, and Dudgeon-daggers: and yet more,<br /> +Dares plant a stand of batt'ring Ale against 'em,<br /> +And drink 'em out o'th' parish.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Lo you fierce <i>Petruchio</i>, this comes of your impatience.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> There's one brought in the Bears against the Canons<br /> +Of the Town, made it good, and fought 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Another to her everlasting fame, erected<br /> +Two Ale-houses of ease: the Quarter-Sessions<br /> +Running against her roundly; in which business<br /> +Two of the disanullers lost their night-caps:<br /> +A third stood excommunicate by the cudgel;<br /> +The Constable, to her eternal glory,<br /> +Drunk hard, and was converted, and she victor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Then are they victualed with Pies and Puddings,<br /> +(The trappings of good Stomachs) noble Ale<br /> +The true defender, Sausages, and smoak'd ones,<br /> +If need be, such as serve for Pikes; and Pork,<br /> +(Better the Jews ne'r hated:) here and there<br /> +A bottle of <i>Metheglin</i>, a stout <i>Britain</i><br /> +That will stand to 'em; what else they want, they war for.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Come to council.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Now you must grant conditions, or the Kingdom<br /> +Will have no other talke but this.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Away then, and let's advise the best.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Why do you tremble?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Have I liv'd thus long to be knockt o'th' head,<br /> +With half a Washing-beetle: pray be wise, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Come, something I'll do, but what it is, I know not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> To Council then, and let's avoid their follies.<br /> +Guard all the doors, or we shall not have a Cloak left. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +<a name="p33_40" id="p33_40" class="fc"></a></p> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span></p> + +<h3><i>Scæna</i> <a name="p34_1" id="p34_1" class="fc">[<i>Sexta.</i>]</a></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Petronius, Petruchio, Moroso, Sophocles, <i>and</i> Tranio.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petro.</i> I am indifferent, though I must confess,<br /> +I had rather see her carted.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> No more of that, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Are ye resolv'd to give her fair conditions?<br /> +'Twill be the safest way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I am distracted,<br /> +Would I had run my head into a halter<br /> +When I first woo'd her: if I offer peace,<br /> +She'll urge her own conditions, that's the devil.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Why, say she do?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Say, I am made an Ass, then;<br /> +I know her aim: may I, with reputation<br /> +(Answer me this) with safety of mine honor,<br /> +(After the mighty manage of my first wife,<br /> +Which was indeed a fury to this Filly,<br /> +After my twelve strong labours to reclaim her,<br /> +Which would have made Don <i>Hercules</i> horn mad,<br /> +And hid him in his Hide) suffer this <i>Cicely</i>?<br /> +E're she have warm'd my sheets, e're grappell'd with me,<br /> +This Pinck, this painted Foist, this Cockle-boat,<br /> +To hang her Fights out, and defie me friends,<br /> +A well known man of war? if this be equal,<br /> +And I may suffer, say, and I have done?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> I do not think you may.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> You'll make it worse, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Pray hear me good <i>Petruchio</i>: but ev'n now,<br /> +You were contented to give all conditions,<br /> +To try how far she would carry: 'Tis a folly,<br /> +(And you will find it so) to clap the curb on,<br /> +E're you be sure it proves a natural wildness,<br /> +And not a forc'd. Give her conditions,<br /> +For on my life this trick is put into her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> I should believe so too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> And not her own.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> You'll find it so.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span> +<i>Soph.</i> Then if she flownder with you,<br /> +Clap spurs on, and in this you'll deal with temperance,<br /> +Avoid the hurry of the world.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> And loose. <span class="ralign">[<i>Musick above.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> No honor on my life, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I will do it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> It seems they are very merry.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petru.</i> Why <a name="p35_8" id="p35_8" class="fc">[God]</a> hold it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Now <i>Jaques</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> They are i'th' flaunt, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Yes we hear 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> They have got a stick of Fiddles, and they firk it,<br /> +In wondrous ways, the two grand <i>Capitano's</i>,<br /> +(They brought the Auxiliary Regiments)<br /> +Dance with their coats tuckt up to their bare breeches,<br /> +And bid <a name="p35_16" id="p35_16" class="fc">[them]</a> kiss 'em, that's the burden;<br /> +They have got <i>Metheglin</i>, and audacious Ale;<br /> +And talk like Tyrants.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> How knowest thou?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I peept in<br /> +At a loose Lansket.<br /> +</p> + +<h4><a name="p35_22" id="p35_22" class="fc"></a>SONG.</h4> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0"><i>A Health for all this day</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>To the woman that bears the sway</i><br /></span> +<span class="i6"><i>And wears the breeches;</i><br /></span> +<span class="i10"><i>Let it come, let it come.</i><br /></span> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0"><i>Let this health be a Seal,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>For the good of the Common-weal</i><br /></span> +<span class="i10"><i>the woman shall wear the breeches.</i><br /></span> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0"><i>Lets drink then and laugh it</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>And merrily merrily quaff it</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>And tipple, and tipple a round</i><br /></span> +<span class="i8"><i>here's to thy fool,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i8"><i>and to my fool.</i><br /></span> +<span class="i8"><i>Come, to all fools</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>though it cost us wench, many a pound.</i><br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span> +<i>Tra.</i> Hark.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> A Song, pray silence. <span class="ralign">[<i>All the Women above.</i><br /><a name="p36_3" id="p36_3" class="fc"><i>Citizens and Countrey</i><br /><i>women.</i></a> </span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> They look out.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Good ev'n Ladies.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Good you good ev'n Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> How have you slept to night?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Exceeding well Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Did you not wish me with you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> No, believe me,<br /> +I never thought upon you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> Is that he?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> She has drank hard, mark her Hood.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> You are—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Learnedly drunk, I'll hang else: let her utter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> And I must tell you, <i>viva voce</i> friend,<br /> +A very foolish fellow.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> There's an Ale figure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I thank you <i>Susan Brotes</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cit.</i> Forward Sister.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> You have espoused here a hearty woman,<br /> +A comly, and courageous.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Well, I have so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> And to the comfort of distressed damsels,<br /> +Women out-worn in wedlock; and such vessels,<br /> +This woman has defied you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> It should seem so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> And why?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Yes, can you tell?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> For thirteen causes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Pray by your patience Mistriss.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cit.</i> Forward Sister.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Do you mean to treat of all these?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cit.</i> Who shall let her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Do you hear, Velvet hood, we come not now<br /> +To hear your doctrine.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> For the first, I take it,<br /> +It doth divide it self into seven branches.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span> +<i>Petru.</i> Hark you good <i>Maria</i>,<br /> +Have you got a Catechiser here?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Good zeal.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Good three pil'd predication, will you peace,<br /> +And hear the cause we come for?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> Yes bob-tails<br /> +We know the cause you come for, here's the cause,<br /> +But never hope to carry her, never dream<br /> +Or flatter your opinions with a thought<br /> +Of base repentance in her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cit.</i> Give me Sack,<br /> +By this, and next strong Ale.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> Swear forward Sister.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cit.</i> By all that's cordial, in this place we'll bury<br /> +Our bones, fames, tongues, our triumphs and <a name="p37_14" id="p37_14" class="fc">[then]</a> all<br /> +That ever yet was chronicl'd of woman;<br /> +But this brave wench, this excellent despiser,<br /> +This bane of dull obedience, shall inherit<br /> +His liberal Will, and march off with conditions<br /> +Noble, and worth her self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> She shall <i>Tom Tilers</i>,<br /> +And brave ones too, my Hood shall make a Hearse-cloth,<br /> +And <a name="p37_22" id="p37_22" class="fc">I'll lie</a> under it like <i>Jone o' Gaunt</i>,<br /> +E'r I go less, my Distaff stuck up by me,<br /> +For the eternal Trophy of my conquests;<br /> +And loud fame at my head with two main bottles,<br /> +Shall fill to all the world the glorious fall<br /> +Of old <i>Don Gillian</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cit.</i> Yet a little further,<br /> +We have taken Arms in rescue of this Lady;<br /> +Most just and Noble: if ye beat us off<br /> +Without conditions, and we recant,<br /> +Use us as we deserve; and first degrade us<br /> +Of all our antient chambring: next that<br /> +The Symbols of our secresie, silk Stockings,<br /> +Hew of our heels; our petticoats of Arms<br /> +Tear off our bodies, and our Bodkins break<br /> +Over our coward heads.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> And ever after<br /> +To make the tainture most notorious,<br /> +At all our Crests, <i>videlicet</i> our <a name="p37_40" id="p37_40" class="fc">Plackets</a>,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span>Let Laces hang, and we return again<br /> +Into our former titles, <a name="p38_1" id="p38_1" class="fc">Da[y]ry</a>-maids.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> No more wars: puissant Ladies, shew conditions<br /> +And freely I accept 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Call in <i>Livia;</i><br /> +She's in the Treaty too.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Livia <i>above.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Mor.</i> How, <i>Livia</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Hear you that Sir?<br /> +There's the conditions for ye, pray peruse 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Yes, there she is: 't had been no right rebellion,<br /> +Had she held off; what think you man?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Nay nothing.<br /> +I have enough o' th' prospect: o' my conscience,<br /> +The worlds end, and the goodness of a woman<br /> +Will come together.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Are you there sweet Lady?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Cry you mercy Sir, I saw you not: your blessing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Yes, when I bless a jade, that stumbles with me.<br /> +How are the Articles?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> This is for you Sir;<br /> +And I shall think upon't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> You have us'd me finely.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> There's no other use of thee now extant,<br /> +But to be hung up, Cassock, Cap, and all,<br /> +For some strange monster at Apothecaries.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> I hear you whore.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> It must be his then Sir,<br /> +For need will then compel me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cit.</i> Blessing on thee.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p38_30" id="p38_30" class="fc">[<i>Liv.</i> He wil undoe me in meere pans of Coles<br /> +To make him lustie.]</a><br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> There's no talking to 'em;<br /> +How are they Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> As I expected: Liberty and clothes, <span class="ralign">[<i>Reads.</i></span><br /> +When, and in what way she will: continual moneys,<br /> +Company, and all the house at her dispose;<br /> +No tongue to say, why is this? or whether will it;<br /> +New Coaches, and some buildings, she appoints here;<br /> +Hangings, and Hunting-horses: and for Plate<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>And Jewels for her private use, I take it,<br /> +Two thousand pound in present: then for Musick,<br /> +And women to read <i>French</i>;<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> This must not be.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> And at the latter end a clause put in,<br /> +That <i>Livia</i> shall by no man be <a name="p39_5" id="p39_5" class="fc">importun'd,</a><br /> +This whole month yet, to marry.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> This is monstrous.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> This shall be done, I'll humor her awhile:<br /> +If nothing but repentance and undoing<br /> +Can win her love, I'll make a shift for one.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> When ye are once a bed, all these conditions<br /> +Lie under your own seal.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Do you like 'em?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Yes.<br /> +And by that faith I gave you 'fore the Priest<br /> +I'll ratifie 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> Stay, what pledges?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> No, I'll take that oath;<br /> +But have a care you keep it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cit.</i> 'Tis not now<br /> +As when <i>Andrea</i> liv'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cun.</i> If you do juggle,<br /> +Or alter but a Letter of these Articles<br /> +We have set <a name="p39_24" id="p39_24" class="fc">down, the</a> self-same persecution.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Mistrust him not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> By all my honesty——<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Enough, I yield.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> What's this Inserted here?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> That the two valiant women that <a name="p39_29" id="p39_29" class="fc">[command]</a> here<br /> +Shall have a Supper made 'em, and a large one,<br /> +And liberal entertainment without grudging,<br /> +And pay for all their soldiers.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> That shall be too;<br /> +And if a Tun of Wine will serve to pay 'em,<br /> +They shall have justice: I ordain ye all<br /> +Pay-masters, Gentlemen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Then we shall have sport boys.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> We'll meet you in the Parlor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Ne'r look sad, Sir, for I will do it.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span> +<i>Soph.</i> There's no danger in't.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p40_1" id="p40_1" class="fc"><i>Petr</i>[<i>u</i>].</a> For <i>Livia</i>'s Article you shall observe it,<br /> +I have ti'd my self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> I will.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Along then: now<br /> +Either I break, or this stiff plant must bow. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + +<h3><i>Actus Tertius. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Tranio <i>and</i> Rowland.</p> + +<p> +<i>Tra.</i> Come you shall take my counsel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I shall hang first.<br /> +I'll no more love, that's certain, 'tis a bane,<br /> +(Next that they poison Rats with) the most mortal:<br /> +No, I thank Heaven, I have got my sleep again,<br /> +And now begin to write sence; I can walk ye<br /> +A long hour in my chamber like a man,<br /> +And think of some thing that may better me;<br /> +Some serious point of Learning, or my state;<br /> +No more ay-mees, and <a name="p40_17" id="p40_17" class="fc">[miseries]</a> <i>Tranio</i>,<br /> +Come near my brain. I'll tell thee, had the devil<br /> +But any essence in him of a man,<br /> +And could be brought to love, and love a woman,<br /> +'Twould make his head ake worser than his horns do;<br /> +And firk him with a fire he never felt yet,<br /> +Would make him dance. I tell thee there is nothing<br /> +(It may be thy case <i>Tranio</i>, therefore hear me:)<br /> +Under the Sun (reckon the mass of follies<br /> +Crept into th' world with man) so desperate,<br /> +So mad, so senceless, poor and base, so wretched,<br /> +Roguy, and scurvy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Whether wilt thou <i>Rowland</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> As 'tis to be in love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> And why for virtue sake?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> And why for virtue's sake? dost thou not conceive me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> No by my troth.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Pray then and heartily,<br /> +For fear thou fall into't: I'll tell thee why too,<br /> +(For I have hope to save thee) when thou lovest,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>And first beginst to worship the gilt calf:<br /> +<i>Imprimis</i>, thou hast lost thy gentry,<br /> +And like a Prentice, flung away thy Freedom,<br /> +Forthwith thou art a slave.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p41_4" id="p41_4" class="fc"><i>Tr</i>[<i>a</i>].</a> That's a new Doctrine.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Next thou art no more man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> What then?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> A Fryppery;<br /> +Nothing but braided hair and penny ribbond,<br /> +Glove, Garter, Ring, Rose, or at best a Swabber,<br /> +If thou canst love so near to keep thy making,<br /> +Yet thou wilt lose thy language.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Why?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Oh <i>Tranio</i>,<br /> +Those things in love, ne'r talk as we do.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> No?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> No, without doubt, they sigh, and shake the head,<br /> +And sometimes whistle dolefully.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> No tongue?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Yes <i>Tranio</i>, but no truth in't, nor no reason,<br /> +And when they cant (for 'tis a kind of canting)<br /> +Ye shall hear, if you reach to understand 'em<br /> +(Which you must be a fool first, or you cannot)<br /> +Such gibb'rish; such believe me, I protest Sweet,<br /> +And oh dear Heavens, in which such constellations<br /> +Reign at the births of Lovers, this is too well,<br /> +And daigne me Lady, daigne me I beseech ye<br /> +You poor unworthy lump, and then she licks him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> A —— on't, this is nothing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Thou hast hit it:<br /> +Then talks she ten times worse, and wryes, and wriggles,<br /> +As though she had the Itch (and so it may be.)<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Why thou art grown a strange discoverer.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Of mine own follies <i>Tranio</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Wilt thou <i>Rowland</i>,<br /> +Certain ne'er love again?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I think so, certain,<br /> +And if I be not dead drunk I shall keep it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Tell me but this; what dost thou think of women?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Why, as I think of Fiddles, they delight me,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span>Till their strings break.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> What strings?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Their modesties,<br /> +Faiths, Vows, and Maidenheads, for they are like Kits<br /> +They have but four strings to 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> What wilt thou<br /> +Give me for ten pound now, when thou next lovest,<br /> +And the same woman still?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Give me the money;<br /> +A hundred, and my Bond for't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> But pray hear me,<br /> +I'll work all means I can to reconcile ye:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Do, do, Give me the money;<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> There.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Work <i>Tranio</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> You shall go sometimes where she is.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Yes straight.<br /> +This is the first good I e'er got by woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> You would think it strange now, if another beauty<br /> +As good as hers, say better.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Conceive me,<br /> +This is no point o' th' wager.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> That's all one.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Love you as much, or more, than now she hates you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> 'Tis a good hearing, let 'em love: ten pound more,<br /> +I never love that woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> There it is;<br /> +And so an hundred, if you lose.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> 'Tis done;<br /> +Have you another to put in?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> No, no Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I am very sorry: now will I erect<br /> +A new game, and go hate for th' bell; I am sure<br /> +I am in excellent case to win.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> I must have <a name="p42_35" id="p42_35" class="fc">leave</a><br /> +To tell you, and tell truth too, what she is,<br /> +And how she suffers for you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Ten pound more,<br /> +I never believe you.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span> +<i>Tra.</i> No Sir, I am stinted.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Well, take your best way then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Let's walk, I am glad<br /> +Your sullen Feavor's off.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Shalt see me <i>Tranio</i><br /> +A monstrous merry man now: let's to the Wedding,<br /> +And as we go, tell me the general hurry<br /> +Of these mad wenches and their works.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> I will.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> And do thy worst.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Something I'll do.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Do <i>Tranio</i>. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Secunda.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Pedro, <i>and</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ped.</i> A pair of Stocks bestride 'em, Are they gone?<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p43_15" id="p43_15" class="fc"><i>Ja</i>[<i>q</i>].</a> Yes they are gone; and all the pans i'th Town<br /> +Beating before 'em: What strange admonitions<br /> +They gave my Master, and how fearfully<br /> +They threaten'd, if he broke 'em?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> O' my Conscience<br /> +H'as found his full match now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> That I believe too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> How did she entertain him?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> She lookt on him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> But scurvely.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> With no great affection<br /> +That I saw: and I heard some say he kiss'd her,<br /> +But 'twas upon a treaty, and some copies<br /> +Say, but her Cheek.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> <i>Jaques</i>, What wouldst thou give<br /> +For such a Wife now?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Full as many <a name="p43_31" id="p43_31" class="fc">P[r]ayers</a><br /> +As the most zealous Puritane conceives<br /> +Out of the meditation of fat Veal,<br /> +Or Birds of prey, cram'd Capons, against Players,<br /> +And to as good a tune too, but against her:<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span>That heaven would bless me from her: mark it <i>Pedro</i>,<br /> +If this house be not turn'd within this fortnight<br /> +With the foundation upward, I'll be carted.<br /> +My comfort is yet, that those <i>Amorites</i>,<br /> +That came to back her cause, those Heathen Whores,<br /> +Had their Hoods hallowed with Sack.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> How Div'lish drunk they were!<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p44_7" id="p44_7" class="fc"><i>Ja</i>[<i>q</i>].</a> And how they tumbled, <i>Pedro</i>, Didst thou marke<br /> +The Countrey <i>Cavaliero</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Out upon her,<br /> +How she turn'd down the <a name="p44_10" id="p44_10" class="fc">Bragget</a>!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I that sunk her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> That Drink was well put to her; What <a name="p44_12" id="p44_12" class="fc">a Somer</a> salt<br /> +When the chair fel, she fetch'd, with her heels upward!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> And what a piece of Landskip she discover'd!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Didst mark her, when her hood fell in the Posset?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Yes, and there rid, like a <i>Dutch</i>-Hoy; the Tumbrel,<br /> +When she had got her ballasse.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> That I saw too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> How fain she would have drawn on <i>Sophocles</i><br /> +To come aboard, and how she simper'd it—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> I warrant her, she has been a worthy striker.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I'th heat of Summer there had been some hope on't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Hang her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> She offer'd him a Harry-groat, and belcht out,<br /> +Her stomach being blown with Ale, such Courtship,<br /> +Upon my life has giv'n him twenty stools since:<br /> +Believe my Calculation, these old Women,<br /> +When they are tippled, and a little heated,<br /> +Are like new wheels, they'l roare you all the Town ore<br /> +Till they be greas'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> The City <a name="p44_31" id="p44_31" class="fc"><i>Cinque-a-pace</i><br /> +Dame Tost and Butter, had the Bob too?</a><br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Yes,<br /> +But she was sullen drunk, and given to filching,<br /> +I see her offer at a Spoon; my Master—<br /> +I do not like his look, I fear h'as fasted<br /> +For all this preparation; lets steal by him. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span></p> + +<h3><i>Scæna Tertia.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Petruchio, <i>and</i> Sophocles.</p> + +<p> +<i>Soph.</i> Not let you touch her all this night?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Not touch her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Where was your courage?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Where was her obedience?<br /> +Never poor Man was sham'd so; never Rascal<br /> +That keeps a stud of Whores was us'd so basely.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Pray you tell me one thing truly;<br /> +Do you love her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I would I did not, upon that condition<br /> +I past thee half my Land.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> It may be then,<br /> +Her modesty requir'd a little violence?<br /> +Some Women love to struggle.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> She had it,<br /> +And so much that I sweat for't, so I did,<br /> +But to no end: I washt an <i>Ethiope</i>;<br /> +She swore my force might weary her, but win her<br /> +I never could, nor should, till she consented;<br /> +And I might take her body prisoner,<br /> +But for her mind or appetite—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> 'Tis strange;<br /> +This woman is the first I ever read of,<br /> +Refus'd a warranted occasion,<br /> +And standing on so fair termes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I shall quit her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Us'd you no more art?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Yes, I swore to her,<br /> +And by no little ones, if presently<br /> +Without more disputation on the matter,<br /> +She grew not nearer to me, and dispatcht me<br /> +Out of the <a name="p45_33" id="p45_33" class="fc">[pain]</a> I was, for I was nettl'd,<br /> +And willingly, and eagerly, and sweetly,<br /> +I would to her Chamber-maid, and in her hearing<br /> +Begin her such a huntes-up.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Then she started?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span> +<i>Petru.</i> No more than I do now; marry she answered<br /> +If I were so dispos'd, she could not help it;<br /> +But there was one call'd <i>Jaques</i>, a poor Butler<br /> +One that might well content a single woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> And he should tilt her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> To that sence, and last<br /> +She bad me yet these six nights look for nothing<br /> +Nor strive to purchase it, but fair good night<br /> +And so good morrow, and a kiss or two<br /> +To close my stomach, for her vow had seal'd it,<br /> +And she would keep it constant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Stay ye, stay ye,<br /> +Was she thus when you woo'd her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Nothing <i>Sophocles</i>,<br /> +More keenely eager, I was oft afraid<br /> +She had been light, and easie, she would showre<br /> +Her kisses so upon me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Then I fear<br /> +An other spoke's i'th wheele.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Now thou hast found me,<br /> +There gnawes my Devil, <i>Sophocles</i>, O patience<br /> +Preserve me; that I make her not example<br /> +By some unworthy way; as fleaing her,<br /> +Boyling, or making verjuice, drying her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> I hear her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Mark her then, and see the heir<br /> +Of spight and prodigality, she has studied<br /> +A way to begger's both, and by this hand <span class="ralign">[Maria <i>at the dore, and Servant and Woman.</i></span><br /> +She shall be, if I live, a Doxy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Fy Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I do not like that dressing, tis too poor,<br /> +Let me have six gold laces, broad and massy,<br /> +And betwixt ev'ry lace a rich Embroydry,<br /> +Line the Gown through with <a name="p46_34" id="p46_34" class="fc">Plush perfum'd, and purffle</a><br /> +All the sleeves down with Pearl.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> What think you <i>Sophocles</i>.<br /> +In what point stands my state now?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> For those <a name="p46_38" id="p46_38" class="fc">hangings</a><br /> +Let'em be carried where I gave appointment,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span>They are too base for my use, and bespeak<br /> +New Pieces of the Civil Wars of <i>France</i>,<br /> +Let 'em be large and lively, and all silk work,<br /> +The borders Gold.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> I marry sir, this cuts it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> That fourteen yards of Satten give my Woman,<br /> +I do not like the colour, 'tis too civil:<br /> +Ther's too much Silk i'th lace too; tell the <i>Dutchman</i><br /> +That brought the Mares, he must with all speed send me<br /> +An other suit of Horses, and by all means<br /> +Ten cast of Hawkes for th' River, I much care not<br /> +What price they bear, so they be sound, and flying,<br /> +For the next Winter, I am for the Country;<br /> +And mean to take my pleasure; where's the Horseman?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> She means to ride a great Horse.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> With a side sadle?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Yes, and shee'l run a tilt within this twelvemonth.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> To morrow I'll begin to learn, but pray sir<br /> +Have a great care he be an easie doer,<br /> +'Twill spoil a Scholar else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> An easie doer,<br /> +Did you hear that?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Yes, I shall meet her morals<br /> +Ere it be long I fear not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> O good morrow.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Good morrow Lady, how is't now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Faith sickly,<br /> +This house stands in an ill ayr.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Yet more charges?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Subject to rots, and rheums; out on't, 'tis nothing<br /> +But a tild fog.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> What think <a name="p47_31" id="p47_31" class="fc">you</a> of the Lodge then?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I like the seat, but 'tis too little, <i>Sophocles</i><br /> +Let me have thy opinion, thou hast judgment.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> 'Tis very well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> What if I pluck it down,<br /> +And <a name="p47_36" id="p47_36" class="fc">build</a> a square upon it, with two courts<br /> +Still rising from the entrance?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> And i'th midst<br /> +A Colledge for young Scolds.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span> +<i>Mar.</i> And to the Southward<br /> +Take in a Garden of some twenty Acres,<br /> +And cast it of the <i>Italian</i> fashion, hanging.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> And you could cast your self so too; pray Lady<br /> +Will not this cost much Money?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Some five thousand,<br /> +Say six: I'll have it Battel'd too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> And gilt; <i>Maria</i>,<br /> +This is a fearful course you take, pray think on't,<br /> +You are a Woman now, a Wife, and his<br /> +That must in honesty, and justice look for<br /> +Some due obedience from you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> That bare word<br /> +Shall cost you many a pound more, build upon't;<br /> +Tell me of due obedience? What's a Husband?<br /> +What are we married for, to carry Sumpters?<br /> +Are we not one peece with you, and as worthy<br /> +Our own intentions, as you yours?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Pray hear me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Take two small drops of water, equal weigh'd,<br /> +Tell me which is the heaviest, and which ought<br /> +First to descend in duty?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> You mistake me;<br /> +I urge not service from you, nor obedience<br /> +In way of duty, but of love, and Credit;<br /> +All I expect is but a noble care<br /> +Of what I have brought you, and of what I am,<br /> +And what our name may be.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> That's in my making.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> 'Tis true it is so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Yes, it is <i>Petruchio</i>,<br /> +For there was never Man without our molding,<br /> +Without our stamp upon him, and our justice,<br /> +Left any thing three ages after him<br /> +Good, and his own.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Good Lady understand him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I do too much, sweet <i>Sophocles</i>, he's one<br /> +Of a most spightful self condition,<br /> +Never at peace with any thing but Age,<br /> +That has no teeth left to return his anger:<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span>A Bravery dwells in his blood yet, of abusing<br /> +His first good wife; he's sooner fire than powder,<br /> +And sooner mischief.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> If I be so sodain<br /> +Do not you fear me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> No nor yet care for you,<br /> +And if it may be lawful, I defie you:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Do's this become you now?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> It shall become me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Thou disobedient, weak, vain-glorious woman,<br /> +Were I but half so wilful, as thou spightful,<br /> +I should now drag thee to thy duty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Drag me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> But I am friends again: take all your pleasure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Now you perceive him <i>Sophocles</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I love thee<br /> +Above thy vanity, thou faithless creature.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Would I had been so happy when I Married,<br /> +But to have met an honest Man like thee,<br /> +For I am sure thou art good, I know thou art honest,<br /> +A hansome hurtless man, a loving man,<br /> +Though never a penny with him; and those eyes,<br /> +That face, and that true heart; weare this for my sake,<br /> +And when thou think'st upon me pity me:<br /> +I am cast away. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Mar.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Why how now man?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Pray leave me,<br /> +And follow your advices.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> The Man's jealous:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I shall find a time ere it be long, to ask you<br /> +One or two foolish questions.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> I shall answer<br /> +As well as I am able, when you call me:<br /> +If she mean true, 'tis but a little killing,<br /> +And if I do not venture it's—<br /> +Farewel sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Soph.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Pray farewel. Is there no keeping<br /> +A Wife to one mans use? no wintering<br /> +These cattel without straying? 'Tis hard dealing,<br /> +Very hard dealing, Gentlemen, strange dealing:<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span>Now in the name of madness, what Star raign'd,<br /> +What dog-star, bull, or bear-star, when I married<br /> +This second wife, this whirlwind, that takes all<br /> +Within her compass? was I not well warn'd,<br /> +(I thought I had, and I believe I know it,)<br /> +And beaten to repentance in the dayes<br /> +Of my first doting? had I not wife enough<br /> +To turn my <a name="p50_7" id="p50_7" class="fc">love to</a>? did I want vexation,<br /> +Or any special care to kill my heart?<br /> +Had I not ev'ry morning a rare breakfast,<br /> +Mixt with a learned Lecture of ill language,<br /> +Louder than <i>Tom o'Lincoln</i>; and at dinner,<br /> +A dyet of the same dish? was there evening<br /> +That ere past over us, without thou Knave,<br /> +Or thou Whore for digestion? had I ever<br /> +A pull at this same poor sport men run mad for<br /> +But like a Cur I was fain to shew my teeth first,<br /> +And almost worry her? and did Heaven forgive me,<br /> +And take this Serpent from me? and am I<br /> +Keeping tame Devils now again? my heart akes;<br /> +Something I must do speedily: I'll die,<br /> +If I can hansomely, for that's the way<br /> +To make a Rascal of her; I am sick,<br /> +And I'll go very near it, but I'll perish. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Quarta.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Livia, Byancha, Tranio, <i>and</i> Rowland.</p> + +<p> +<i>Liv.</i> Then I must be content, Sir, with my fortune.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> And I with mine.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I did not think, a look,<br /> +Or a poor word or two, could have displanted<br /> +Such a fix'd constancy, and for your end too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Come, come, I know your courses: <a name="p50_31" id="p50_31" class="fc">there's your gew-gaws</a>,<br /> +Your Rings, and Bracelets, and the Purse you gave me,<br /> +The Money's spent in entertaining you<br /> +At Plays, and Cherry-gardens.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> There's your Chain too.<br /> +But if you'll give me leave, I'll wear the hair still;<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span>I would yet remember you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Give him his love wench;<br /> +The young Man has imployment for't:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Fie <i>Rowland</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> You cannot fie me out a hundred pound<br /> +With this poor plot: yet, let me ne'r see day more,<br /> +If something do not struggle strangely in me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Young Man, let me talk with you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Well, young Woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> This was your Mistriss once.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Are ye honest?<br /> +I see you are young, and hansome.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I am honest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Why that's well said: and there's no doubt your judgement<br /> +Is good enough, and strong enough to tell you<br /> +Who are your foes, and friends: Why did you leave her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> She made a puppy of me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Be that granted:<br /> +She must do so sometimes, and oftentimes;<br /> +Love were too serious else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> A witty Woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Had you lov'd me—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I would I had.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> And dearly;<br /> +And I had lov'd you so: you may love worse Sir,<br /> +But that is not material.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I shall loose.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Some time or other for variety<br /> +I should have call'd you Fool, or Boy, or bid you<br /> +Play with the Pages: but have lov'd you still,<br /> +Out of all question, and extreamly too;<br /> +You are a Man made to be loved.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> This <a name="p51_33" id="p51_33" class="fc">Woman</a><br /> +Either abuses me, or loves me deadly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> I'll tell you one thing, if I were to choose<br /> +A Husband to mine own mind, I should think<br /> +One of your Mothers making would content me,<br /> +For o' my Conscience she makes good ones.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Lady,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span>I'll leave you to your commendations:<br /> +I am in again, The Divel take their tongues.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> You shall not goe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I will: yet thus far <i>Livia</i>,<br /> +Your Sorrow may induce me to forgive you,<br /> +But never love again; if I stay longer,<br /> +I have lost two hundred pound.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Good Sir, but thus much—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Turn if thou beest a Man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> But one kiss of you;<br /> +One parting kiss, and I am gone too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Come,<br /> +I shall kiss fifty pound away at this clap:<br /> +We'll have one more, and then farewel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Farewel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Well, go thy wayes, thou bear'st a kind heart with thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> H'as made a stand.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> A noble, brave young fellow<br /> +Worthy a Wench indeed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I will: I will not. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Rowland.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> He's gone: but shot agen; play you but your part,<br /> +And I will keep my promise: forty Angels<br /> +In fair gold, Lady: wipe your eyes: he's yours<br /> +If I have any wit.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I'll pay the forfeit.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Come then, let's see your sister, how she fares now,<br /> +After her skirmish: and be sure, <i>Moroso</i><br /> +Be kept in good hand; then all's perfect, <i>Livia</i>. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Quinta.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques <i>and</i> Pedro.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ped.</i> O <i>Jaques</i>, <i>Jaques</i>, What becomes of us?<br /> +Oh my sweet Master.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Run for a Physitian,<br /> +And a whole peck of Pothecaries, <i>Pedro</i>.<br /> +He will die, didle, didle die: if they come not quickly,<br /> +And bring all People that are skilful<br /> +In Lungs and Livers: raise the neighbours,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span>And all the <i>Aquavite</i>-bottles extant;<br /> +And, O the Parson, <i>Pedro</i>; O the Parson,<br /> +A little of his comfort, never so little;<br /> +Twenty to one you find him at the Bush,<br /> +There's the best Ale.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> I fly. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Pedro.</span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Maria, <i>and</i> Servants.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mar.</i> Out with the Trunks, ho:<br /> +Why are you idle? Sirha, up to th' Chamber,<br /> +And take the Hangings down, and see the Linnen<br /> +Packt up, and sent away within this half hour.<br /> +What, Are the Carts come yet? some honest body<br /> +Help down the Chests of Plate, and some the Wardrobe,<br /> +Alass, we are undone else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Pray forsooth;<br /> +And I beseech ye, tell me, is he dead yet?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> No, but is drawing on: out with the Armour.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Then I'll go see him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Thou art undone then Fellow: no Man that has<br /> +Been neer him come near me.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Sophocles, <i>and</i> Petronius.</p> + +<p> +<i>Soph.</i> Why how now Lady, What means this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Now daughter, How does my Son?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Save all you can for <a name="p53_23" id="p53_23" class="fc">Heavens</a> sake.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Livia, Byancha, <i>and</i> Tranio.</p> + +<p> +<i>Liv.</i> Be of good comfort, Sister.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> O my Casket.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> How do's thy Husband Woman?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Get you gon, if you mean to save your lives: the Sickness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Stand further off, I prethee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Is i'th house Sir,<br /> +My Husband has it now;<br /> +Alas he is infected, and raves extreamly:<br /> +Give me some Counsel friends.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Why lock the doors up,<br /> +And send him in a Woman to attend him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I have bespoke two Women; and the City<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span>Hath sent a Watch by this time: Meat nor Money<br /> +He shall not want, nor Prayers.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> How long is't<br /> +Since it first took him?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> But within this three hours.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Watch.</i></p> + +<p> +I am frighted from my wits:—O here's the Watch;<br /> +Pray doe your Office, lock the doors up Friends,<br /> +And patience be his Angel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> This comes unlook'd for:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I'll to the lodge; some that are kind and love me,<br /> +I know will visit me. <span class="ralign">[Petruchio <i>within.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Doe you hear my Masters: ho, you that lock the doors up.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> 'Tis his voice.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Hold, and let's hear him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Will ye starve me here: am I a Traytor, or an Heretick.<br /> +Or am I grown infectious?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Pray sir, pray.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I am as well as you are, goodman puppy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Pray have patience.<br /> +You shall want nothing Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I want a cudgel,<br /> +And thee, thou wickedness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> He speaks well enough.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> 'Had ever a strong heart Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Will ye hear me?<br /> +First be pleas'd<br /> +To think I know ye all, and can distinguish<br /> +Ev'ry Mans several voice: you that spoke first,<br /> +I know my father in law; the other <i>Tranio</i>,<br /> +And I heard <i>Sophocles</i>; the last, pray mark me,<br /> +Is my dam'd Wife <i>Maria</i>:<br /> +If any Man misdoubt me for infected,<br /> +There is mine Arme, let any Man look on't.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Doctor and Pothecary.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Doct.</i> Save ye Gentlemen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> O welcome Doctor,<br /> +Ye come in happy time; pray your opinion,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span>What think you of his pulse?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Doct.</i> It beats with busiest,<br /> +And shews a general inflammation,<br /> +Which is the symptome of a pestilent Feaver,<br /> +Take twenty ounces from him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Take a Fool;<br /> +Take an ounce from mine arme, and Doctor <i>Deuz-ace</i>,<br /> +I'll make a close-stoole of your Velvet Costard.<br /> +—— Gentlemen, doe ye make a may-game on me?<br /> +I tell ye once again, I am as sound,<br /> +As well, as wholsome, and as sensible,<br /> +As any of ye all: Let me out quickly,<br /> +Or as I am a Man, I'll beat the walls down,<br /> +And the first thing I light upon shall pay for't. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Doctor and Pothecary.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Nay, we'll go with you Doctor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> 'Tis the safest;<br /> +I saw the Tokens Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Then there is but one way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Will it please you open?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> His fit grows stronger still.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Let's save our selves Sir,<br /> +He's past all worldly cure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Friends do your office.<br /> +And what he wants, if Money, Love, or Labor,<br /> +Or any way may win it, let him have it.<br /> +Farewell, and pray my honest Friends— <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Why Rascals,<br /> +Friends, Gentlemen, thou beastly Wife, <i>Jaques</i>;<br /> +None hear me? Who at the door there?<br /> +<br /> +<i>1 Watch.</i> Think I pray Sir,<br /> +Whether you are going, and prepare your self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2 Watch.</i> These idle thoughts disturb you, the good Gentlewoman<br /> +Your Wife has taken care you shall want nothing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Shall I come out in quiet? answer me,<br /> +Or shall I charge a Fowling-Piece, and make<br /> +Mine own way; two of ye I cannot miss,<br /> +If I miss three; ye come here to assault me.<br /> +I am as excellent well, I thank Heaven for't,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span>And have as good a stomach at this instant—<br /> +<br /> +<i>2 Watch.</i> That's an ill sign.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1 Watch.</i> He draws on; he's a dead Man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> And sleep as soundly; Will ye look upon me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>1 Watch.</i> Do you want Pen and Ink? while you have sense sir,<br /> +Settle your state.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Sirs, I am well, as you are;<br /> +Or any Rascal living.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2 Watch.</i> Would you were Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Look to your selves, and if you love your lives,<br /> +Open the door, and fly me, for I shoot else;<br /> +—I'll shoot, and presently, chain-bullets;<br /> +And under four I will not kill.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1 Watch.</i> Let's quit him,<br /> +It may be it is <a name="p56_14" id="p56_14" class="fc">a</a> trick: he's dangerous.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2 Watch.</i> The Devil take the hinmost, I cry. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Watch running.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Petruchio <i>with a Piece.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Petru.</i> Have among ye;<br /> +The door shall open too, I'll have a fair shoot;<br /> +Are ye all gone? tricks in my old dayes, crackers<br /> +Put now upon me? and, by Lady <i>Green-sleeves</i>?<br /> +Am I grown so tame after all my triumphs?<br /> +But that I should be thought mad, if I rail'd,<br /> +As much as they deserve, against these Women,<br /> +I would now rip up, from the primitive Cuckold,<br /> +All their arch-villanies, and all their doubles,<br /> +Which are more than a hunted Hare ere thought on:<br /> +When a Man has the fairest, and the sweetest<br /> +Of all their Sex, and as he thinks the noblest,<br /> +What has he then? and I'll speak modestly,<br /> +He has a Quartern-ague, that shall shake<br /> +All his estate to nothing; never cur'd,<br /> +Nor never dying; He'as a ship to venture<br /> +His fame, and credit in, which if he Man not<br /> +With more continual labour than a Gally<br /> +To make her tith, either she grows a Tumbrel,<br /> +Not worth the Cloth she wears; or springs more leakes<br /> +Than all the fame of his posterity<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>Can ever stop again: I could raile twenty dayes;<br /> +Out on 'em, Hedge-hogs,<br /> +He that shall touch 'em, has a thousand thorns<br /> +Runs through his fingers: If I were unmarried,<br /> +I would do any thing below repentance,<br /> +Any base <a name="p57_5" id="p57_5" class="fc">dunghill</a> slavery; be a Hang-man,<br /> +Ere I would be a Husband: O the thousand,<br /> +Thousand, ten thousand wayes they have to kill us!<br /> +Some fall with <a name="p57_8" id="p57_8" class="fc">t[o]o</a> much stringing of the Fiddles,<br /> +And those are fools; some, that they are not suffer'd,<br /> +And those are Maudlin-lovers: some, like Scorpions,<br /> +They poyson with their tails, and those are Martyrs;<br /> +Some dye with doing good, those Benefactors,<br /> +And leave 'em land to leap away: some few,<br /> +For those are rarest, they are said to kill<br /> +With kindness, and fair usage; but what they are<br /> +My Catalogue discovers not: only 'tis thought<br /> +They are buried in old Walls, with their heels upward.<br /> +I could raile twenty dayes together now.<br /> +I'll seek 'em out, and if I have not reason,<br /> +And very sensible, why this was done,<br /> +I'll go a birding yet, and some shall smart for't. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3><i>Actus Quartus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Moroso <i>and</i> Petronius.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mor.</i> That I do love her, is without all question,<br /> +And most extremely, dearly, most exactly;<br /> +And that I would ev'n now, this present Monday,<br /> +Before all others, Maids, Wives, Women, Widows,<br /> +Of what degree or calling, Marry her,<br /> +As certain too; but to be made a Whim-wham,<br /> +A Jib-crack, and a Gentleman o'th first house<br /> +For all my kindness to her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> How you take it?<br /> +Thou get a Wench, thou <a name="p57_33" id="p57_33" class="fc">get a dozen</a> night-caps?<br /> +Wouldst have her come, and lick thee like a Calfe,<br /> +And blow thy nose, and buss thee?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Not so neither.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span> +<i>Petron.</i> What wouldst thou have her do?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Do as she <a name="p58_1" id="p58_1" class="fc">[sh]ould</a> do;<br /> +Put on a clean Smock, and to Church, and Marry,<br /> +And then to Bed a Gods name, this is fair play,<br /> +And keeps the Kings peace, let her leave her bobs,<br /> +I have had too many of them, and her quillets,<br /> +She is as nimble that way as an <a name="p58_6" id="p58_6" class="fc">Ee[le]</a>;<br /> +But in the way she ought to me especially,<br /> +A sow of Lead is swifter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Quoat your griefs down.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Give fair quarter, I am old and crasie,<br /> +And subject to much fumbling, I confess it;<br /> +Yet something I would have that's warme, to hatch me:<br /> +But understand me I would have it so,<br /> +I buy not more repentance in the bargain<br /> +Than the ware's worth I have; if you allow me<br /> +Worthy your Son-in-Law, and your allowance,<br /> +Do it a way of credit; let me show so,<br /> +And not be troubled in my visitations,<br /> +With blows, and bitterness, and down-right railings,<br /> +As if we were to couple like two Cats,<br /> +With clawing, and loud clamour:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Thou fond Man.<br /> +Hast thou forgot the Ballad, crabbed age,<br /> +Can <i>May</i> and <i>January</i> match together,<br /> +And nev'r a storm between 'em? say she abuse thee,<br /> +Put case she doe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Nay, believe she do's.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> I do believe she do's.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> And div'lishly:<br /> +Art thou a whit the worse?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> That's not the matter,<br /> +I know, being old, tis fit I am abus'd;<br /> +I know 'tis hansome, and I know moreover<br /> +I am to love her for't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Now you come to me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Nay more than this; I find too, and find certain,<br /> +What Gold I have, Pearle, Bracelets, Rings, or Owches,<br /> +Or what she can desire, Gowns, Petticotes,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span>Wastcotes, Embroydered-stockings, Scarffs, Cals, Feathers,<br /> +Hats, five pound Garters, Muffs, Masks, Ruffs, and Ribands,<br /> +I am to give her for't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> 'Tis right, you are so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> But when I have done all this, and think it duty,<br /> +Is't requisit an other bore my nostrils?<br /> +Riddle me that.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> Go get you gone, and dreame<br /> +She's thine within these two dayes, for she is so;<br /> +The Boy's beside the saddle: get warm broths,<br /> +And feed a pace; think not of worldly business,<br /> +It cools the blood; leave off your tricks, they are hateful,<br /> +And meere fore-runners of the ancient measures;<br /> +Contrive your beard o'th top cut like <i>Verdugoes</i>;<br /> +It shows you would be wise, and burn your night-cap,<br /> +It looks like half a winding-sheet, and urges<br /> +From a young Wench nothing but cold repentance:<br /> +You may eate Onyons, so you'l not be lavish.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> I am glad of that.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> They purge the blood, and quicken,<br /> +But after 'em, conceive me, sweep your mouth,<br /> +And where there wants a tooth, stick in a clove.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Shall I hope once again, say't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petra.</i> You shall Sir:<br /> +And you shall have your hope.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Moro.</i> Why there's a match then.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Byancha <i>and</i> Tranio.</p> + +<p> +<i>Byan.</i> You shall not find me wanting, get you gone.<br /> +Here's the old Man, he'l think you are plotting else<br /> +Something against his new Son. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Tranio.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Moro.</i> Fare ye well Sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Moroso.</span><br /> +</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">Byan. <i>And ev'ry Buck had his Doe,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>And ev'ry Cuckold a Bell at his Toe:</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Oh what sport should we have then, then Boyes then,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>Oh what sport should we have then?</i><br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p> +<i>Petro.</i> This is the spirit, that inspires 'em all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Give you good ev'n.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span> +<i>Petro.</i> A word with you Sweet Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> I am very hasty, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> So you were ever.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Well, What's your will?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Was not your skilful hand<br /> +In this last stratagem? Were not your mischiefs<br /> +Eeking the matter on?<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> In's shutting up?<br /> +Is that it?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> I'll tell you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Doe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> And truly.<br /> +Good old Man, I do grieve exceeding much,<br /> +I fear too much.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> I am sorry for your heaviness.<br /> +Belike you can repent then?<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> There you are wide too.<br /> +Not that the thing was done (conceive me rightly)<br /> +Do's any way molest me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> What then Lady?<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> But that I was not in't, there's my sorrow, there<br /> +Now you understand me, for I'll tell you,<br /> +It was so sound a piece, and so well carried,<br /> +And if you mark the way, so hansomely,<br /> +Of such a heighth, and excellence, and art<br /> +I have not known a braver; for conceive me,<br /> +When the gross fool her Husband would be sick—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Pray stay.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Nay, good, your patience: and no sence for't,<br /> +Then stept your daughter in.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> By your appointment.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> I would it had, on that condition<br /> +I had but one half smock, I like it so well;<br /> +And like an excellent cunning Woman, cur'd me<br /> +One madness with another, which was rare,<br /> +And to our weak beliefs, a wonder.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Hang ye,<br /> +For surely, if your husband look not to ye,<br /> +I know what will.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span> +<i>By.</i> I humbly thank your worship.<br /> +And so I take my leave.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> You have a hand I hear too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> I have two Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> In my young daughters business.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> You will find there<br /> +A fitter hand than mine, to reach her frets,<br /> +And play down diddle to her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> I shall watch ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Do.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> And I shall have Justice.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Where?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> That's all one;<br /> +I shall be with you at a turne hence forward.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Get you a Posset too; and so good ev'n Sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Petruchio, Jaques, <i>and</i> Pedro.</p> + +<p> +<i>Jaq.</i> And as I told your worship, all the hangings,<br /> +Brass, Pewter, Plate, ev'n to the very looking-glasses.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> And that that hung for our defence, the Armor,<br /> +And the March Beere was going too: Oh <i>Jaques</i><br /> +What a sad sight was that!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Even the two Rundlets,<br /> +The two that was our hope, of Muskadel,<br /> +(Better nev'r tongue tript over) <a name="p61_24" id="p61_24" class="fc">those</a> two Cannons,<br /> +To batter brawn withal at <i>Christmass</i>, Sir,<br /> +Ev'n those two lovely Twyns, the Enemy<br /> +Had almost cut off clean.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Goe trim the House up.<br /> +And put the things in order as they were. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i> Ped. <i>and</i> Jaq.</span><br /> +I shall find time for all this: could I find her<br /> +But constant any way, I had done my business;<br /> +Were she a Whore directly, or a Scold,<br /> +An unthrift, or a Woman made to hate me,<br /> +I had my wish, and knew which way to rayne her:<br /> +But while she shews all these, and all their losses,<br /> +A kind of linsey woolsey, mingled mischief<br /> +Not to be ghest at, and whether true, or borrowed,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Maria.</p> + +<p> +Not certain neither, What a hap had I,<br /> +And what a tydie fortune, when my fate<br /> +Flung me upon this Bear-whelp! here she comes,<br /> +Now, if she have a colour, for the fault is<br /> +A cleanly one, upon my Conscience<br /> +I shall forgive her yet, and find a something<br /> +Certain, I Married for: her wit: I'll marke her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Not let his Wife come near him in his sickness?<br /> +Not come to comfort him? she that all Laws<br /> +Of heaven, and Nations have ordain'd his second,<br /> +Is she refus'd? and two old Paradoxes,<br /> +Pieces of five and fifty, without faith<br /> +Clapt in upon him? h'as a little pet,<br /> +That all young Wives must follow necessary,<br /> +Having their Maiden-heads—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> This is an Axiome<br /> +I never heard before.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Or say Rebellion,<br /> +If we durst be so foul, which two fair words<br /> +Alas win us from, in an hour, an instant,<br /> +We are so easie, make him so forgetful<br /> +Both of his reason, honesty, and credit,<br /> +As to deny his Wife a visitation?<br /> +His Wife, that (though she was a little foolish,)<br /> +Lov'd him, Oh Heaven forgive her for't! nay doted,<br /> +Nay had run mad, had she not married him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Though I do know this falser than the Devil,<br /> +I cannot choose but love it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> What do I know<br /> +But those that came to keep him, might have kill'd him,<br /> +In what a case had I been then? I dare not<br /> +Believe him such a base, debosh'd companion,<br /> +That one refusal of a tender <a name="p62_34" id="p62_34" class="fc">Maid</a><br /> +Would make him faign this Sickness out of need,<br /> +And take a Keeper to him of Fourscore<br /> +To play at <i>Billiards</i>; one that mew'd content<br /> +And all her teeth together; not come near him?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span> +<i>Petru.</i> This Woman would have made a most rare Jesuite,<br /> +She can prevaricate on any thing:<br /> +There was not to be thought a way to save her<br /> +In all imagination, beside this.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> His unkind dealing, which was worst of all,<br /> +In sending, who knowes whether, all the plate,<br /> +And all the houshold-stuffe, had I not crost it,<br /> +By a great providence, and my friends assistance<br /> +Which he will thank me one day for: alas,<br /> +I could have watch'd as well as they, have serv'd him<br /> +In any use, better, and willinger.<br /> +The Law commands me to do it, love commands me,<br /> +And my own duty charges me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Heav'n bless me.<br /> +And now I have said my Prayers, I'll go to her:<br /> +Are you a Wife for any Man?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> For you Sir.<br /> +If I were worse, I were better; That you are well,<br /> +At least, that you appear so, I thank Heaven,<br /> +Long may it hold, and that you are here, I am glad too;<br /> +But that you have abus'd me wretchedly,<br /> +And such a way that shames the name of Husband,<br /> +Such a malicious mangy way, so mingled,<br /> +(Never look strangely on me, I dare tell you)<br /> +With breach of honesty, care, kindness, manners.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Holla, you kick too fast.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Was I a stranger?<br /> +Or had I vow'd perdition to your person?<br /> +Am I not Married to you, tell me that?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I would I could not tell you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Is my presence,<br /> +The stock I come of, which is worshipful,<br /> +If I should say Right worshipful, I ly'd not,<br /> +My Grandsire was a Knight.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> O'the Shire?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> A Soldier,<br /> +Which none of all thy Family e're heard of,<br /> +But one conductor of thy name, a Grasier<br /> +That ran away with pay: or am I grown<br /> +<a name="p62_39" id="p62_39" class="fc">(</a>Because I have been a little peevish to you,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span>Onely to try your temper) such a <a name="p62_40" id="p62_40" class="fc">dogge-leech</a><br /> +I could not be admitted to your presence?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> If I endure this, hang me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> And two deaths heads,<br /> +Two <i>Harry</i> Groats, that had their faces worn,<br /> +Almost their names away too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Now hear me.<br /> +For I will stay no longer.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> This you shall:<br /> +How ever you shall think to flatter me,<br /> +For this offence, which no submission<br /> +Can ever mediate for, you'l find it so,<br /> +What ever you shall do by intercession,<br /> +What you can offer, what your Land can purchase,<br /> +What all your friends, or families can win,<br /> +Shall be but this, not to forswear your knowledge,<br /> +But ever to forbear it: now your will Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Thou art the subtlest Woman I think living,<br /> +I am sure the lewdest; now be still, and mark me;<br /> +Were I but any way addicted to the Devil,<br /> +I should now think I had met a play-fellow<br /> +To profit by, and that way the most learned<br /> +That ever taught to murmur. Tell me thou,<br /> +Thou most poor, paltry spiteful Whore: Do you cry?<br /> +I'll make you roare, before I leave.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Your pleasure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Was it not sin enough, thou Fruiterer,<br /> +Full of the fall thou eat'st: thou Devils Broker,<br /> +Thou Seminary of all sedition,<br /> +Thou Sword of veng'ance, with a thred hung o're us,<br /> +Was it not sin enough, and wickedness<br /> +In full abundance? Was it not vexation<br /> +At all points, <i>cap a pe</i>? nay, I shall pinch you,<br /> +Thus like a rotten Rascal to abuse<br /> +The name of Heaven, the tye of Marriage,<br /> +The honour of thy Friends; the expectation<br /> +Of all that thought thee virtuous, with Rebellion,<br /> +Childish and base Rebellion, but continuing<br /> +After forgiveness too, and worse, your mischief,<br /> +And against him, setting the hope of Heaven by,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span>And the dear reservation of his honor<br /> +Nothing above ground could have won to hate thee:<br /> +Well, goe thy wayes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> You shall hear me out first:<br /> +What punishment may'st thou deserve, thou thing,<br /> +Thou Idle thing of nothing, thou pull'd Primrose,<br /> +That two hours after, art a Weed, and wither'd,<br /> +For this last flourish on me? am I one<br /> +Selected out of all the Husbands living,<br /> +To be so ridden by a Tit of ten pence,<br /> +Am I so blind and Bed-rid? I was mad,<br /> +And had the Plague, and no Man must come near me,<br /> +I must be shut up, and my substance bezel'd,<br /> +And an old Woman watch me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Well Sir, well,<br /> +You may well glory in't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> And when it comes to opening, 'tis my plot,<br /> +I must undoe my self forsooth: do'st hear me?<br /> +If I should beat thee now, as much may be,<br /> +Do'st thou not well deserve it, o' thy Conscience,<br /> +Do'st thou not cry, come beat me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I defie you.<br /> +And my last loving tears farewell: the first stroke,<br /> +The very first you give me, if you dare strike,<br /> +Try me, and you shall find it so, for ever,<br /> +Never to be recall'd: I know you love me,<br /> +Mad till you have enjoy'd me; I do turne<br /> +Utterly from you, and what Man I meet first<br /> +That has but spirit to deserve a favour,<br /> +Let him bear any shape, the worse the better.<br /> +Shall kill you, and enjoy me; what I have said<br /> +About your foolish sickness, e're you have me<br /> +As you would have me, you shall swear, is certain,<br /> +And challenge any Man, that dares deny it;<br /> +And in all companies approve my actions,<br /> +And so farewell for this time. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i> Mar.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Grief goe with thee,<br /> +If there be any witchcrafts, herbes, or potions,<br /> +Saying my Prayers backward, Fiends, or Fayries<br /> +That can again unlove me, I am made. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span></p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Secunda.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Byancha, <i>and</i> Tranio.</p> + +<p> +<i>Tra.</i> Mistress, you must do it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Are the Writings ready I told you of?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Yes they are ready, but to what use I know not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Y'are an Ass, you must have all things constru'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Yes, and pierc'd too,<br /> +Or I find little pleasure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Now you are knavish,<br /> +Goe too, fetch <i>Rowland</i> hither presently,<br /> +Your Twenty <a name="p66_11" id="p66_11" class="fc">[pound]</a> lies bleeding else: she is married<br /> +Within these twelve hours, if we cross it not,<br /> +And see the Papers of one size.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> I have ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> And for disposing of 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> If I fail you<br /> +Now I have found the way, use Marshal Law<br /> +And cut my head off with a hand Saw:<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Well Sir.<br /> +<i>Petronius</i> and <i>Moroso</i> I'll see sent for,<br /> +About your business; goe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> I am gone. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i> Tra.</span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Livia.</p> + +<p> +<i>By.</i> Ho <i>Livia</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Who's that?<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> A friend of yours, Lord how you look now,<br /> +As if you had lost a Carrack.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> O <i>Byancha</i>.<br /> +I am the most undone, unhappy Woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Be quiet Wench, thou shalt be done, and done,<br /> +And done, and double done, or all shall split for't,<br /> +No more of these minc'd passions, they are mangy,<br /> +And ease thee of nothing, but a little Wind,<br /> +An Apple will do more: thou fear'st <i>Moroso</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Even as I fear the Gallowes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Keep thee there still.<br /> +And you love <i>Rowland</i>? say.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span> +<i>Liv.</i> If I say not,<br /> +I am sure I lye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> What wouldst thou give that Woman,<br /> +In spight of all his anger, and thy fear,<br /> +And all thy Fathers policy, that could<br /> +Clap ye within these two nights quietly<br /> +Into a Bed together?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> How?<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Why fairly,<br /> +At half sword man and wife: now the red blood comes,<br /> +I marry now the matters chang'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> <i>Byancha</i>,<br /> +Methinks you should not mock me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Mock a pudding.<br /> +I speak good honest <i>English</i>, and good meaning.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I should not be ungrateful to that Woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> I know thou would'st not, follow but my Councel,<br /> +And if thou hast him not, despite of fortune<br /> +Let me nev'r know a good night more; you must<br /> +Be very sick o'th instant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Well, what follows?<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> And in that sickness send for all your friends,<br /> +Your Father, and your feaver old <i>Moroso</i>,<br /> +And <i>Rowland</i> shall be there too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> What of these?<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Do you not twitter yet? of this shall follow<br /> +That which shall make thy heart leap, and thy lips<br /> +Venture as many kisses, as the Merchants<br /> +Doe Dollars to the <i>East-Indies</i>: you shall know all,<br /> +But first walke in, and practise, pray be sick.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> I do believe you: and I am sick.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Doe,<br /> +To bed then, come, I'll send away your Servants<br /> +Post for your Fool, and Father; and good fortune,<br /> +As we meane honesty, now strike an up-shot. <span class="ralign">[<a name="p67_34" id="p67_34" class="fc"><i>Ex</i>[<i>e</i>]<i>unt.</i></a></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Tertia.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Tranio, <i>and</i> Rowland.</p> + +<p> +<i>Tra.</i> Nay, on my conscience, I have lost my Money,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span>But that's all one: I'll never more perswade you,<br /> +I see you are resolute, and I commend you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> But did she send for me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> You dare believe me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I cannot tell, you have your wayes for profit<br /> +Allow'd you <i>Tranio</i>, as well as I<br /> +Have to avoid 'em <a name="p68_6" id="p68_6" class="fc">[feare]</a>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> No, on my word, Sir,<br /> +I deale directly with you.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Servant.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Row.</i> How now fellow,<br /> +Whither Post you so fast?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> O sir my Master,<br /> +Pray did you see my Master?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Why your Master?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Sir his Jewel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> With the gilded Button?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> My pretty Mistress <i>Livia</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> What of her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Is falen sick o'th suddain.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> How o'th sullens?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> O'th suddain Sir, I say, very sick:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> It seems she hath got the toothach with raw Apples.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> It seemes you have got the headach, fare you well Sir.<br /> +You did not see my Master?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Who told you so?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> No, no, he did not see him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Farewell Blew-bottle. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex. Servant.</i></span><br /> +What should her sickness be?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> For you it may be.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Yes, when my braines are out, I may believe it,<br /> +Never before I am sure: Yet I may see her;<br /> +'Twill be a point of honesty:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> It will so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> It may be not too: you would fain be fing'ring<br /> +This old sin-offring of two hundred, <i>Tranio</i>,<br /> +How daintily, and cunningly you drive me<br /> +Up like a Deer to'th toyle, yet I may leap it,<br /> +And what's the Woodman then?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span> +<i>Tra.</i> A loser by you.<br /> +Speak, Will you go or not? to me 'tis equal.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Come, What goes less?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Nay, not a penny <i>Rowland</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Shall I have liberty of conscience,<br /> +Which, by interpretation, is ten kisses?<br /> +Hang me if I affect: her: yet it may be,<br /> +This whorson manners will require a strugling,<br /> +Of two and twenty, or by'r-Lady thirty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> By'r-Lady I'll require my wager then,<br /> +For if you kiss so often, and no kindness,<br /> +I have lost my speculation, I'll allow you—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Speak like a Gamster now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> It may be two.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Under a dozen <i>Tranio</i>, there's no setting,<br /> +You shall have forty shillings, winck at small faults.<br /> +Say I take twenty, come, by all that's honest<br /> +I do it but to vex her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> I'll no <a name="p69_18" id="p69_18" class="fc">by-blowes</a>.<br /> +If you can love her, doe, if you <a name="p69_19" id="p69_19" class="fc">can, hate</a> her,<br /> +Or any else that loves you—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Prethee <i>Tranio</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Why farewell twenty pound, 'twill not undoe me;<br /> +You have my resolution.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> And your Money,<br /> +Which since you are so stubborn, if I forfeit,<br /> +Make me a <i>Jack o' Lent</i>, and break <a name="p69_26" id="p69_26" class="fc">my</a> shins<br /> +For untag'd Points and Compters: I'll goe with you,<br /> +But if thou gett'st a penny by the bargain;<br /> +A parting kiss is lawful?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> I allow it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Knock out my brains with Apples; yet a bargain:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> I tell you, I'll no bargains; win, and wear it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Thou art the strangest fellow.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> That's all one.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Along then, twenty pound more if thou dar'st,<br /> +I give her not a good word.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Not a Penny. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span></p> + +<h3><i>Scæna Quarta.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Petruchio, Jaques, <i>and</i> Pedro.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petru.</i> Prethee, entreat her come, I will not trouble her<br /> +Above a word or two; ere I endure <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Pedro.</span><br /> +This life and with a Woman, and a vow'd one<br /> +To all the mischiefs she can lay upon me,<br /> +I'll go to Plough <a name="p70_7" id="p70_7" class="fc">[again]</a>, and eate Leeke Porridge;<br /> +Begging's a pleasure to't, not to be number'd:<br /> +No there be other Countries <i>Jaques</i> for me and other people, yea, and other women.<br /> +If I have need here's Money, there's your ware,<br /> +Which is faire dealing, and the Sun, they say,<br /> +Shines as warme there, as here, and till I have lost<br /> +Either my self, or her, I care not whether<br /> +Nor which first.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Will your worship hear me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> And utterly outworne the memory<br /> +Of such a curse as this, none of my Nation<br /> +Shall ever know me more.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Out alas Sir.<br /> +What a strange way doe you run!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Any way,<br /> +So I out-run this Rascal.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Me thinks now,<br /> +If your good worship could but have the patience.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> The patience, why the patience?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Why I'll tell you,<br /> +Could you but have the patience.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Well the patience.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> To laugh at all she do's, or when she railes,<br /> +To have a Drum beaten o'th top o'th house,<br /> +To give the neighbors warning of her Larme,<br /> +As I do when my Wife rebels.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Thy Wife?<br /> +Thy Wife's a Pigeon to her, a meere slumber,<br /> +The dead of night's not stiller.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Nor an Iron Mill.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> But thy Wife is certain.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span> +<i>Jaq.</i> That's false Doctrine,<br /> +You never read of a certain Woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Thou know'st her way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I should doe, I am sure.<br /> +I have ridden it night, and day, this twenty year.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> But mine is such a drench of Balderdash,<br /> +Such a strange carded cunningness, the Rayne-bow<br /> +When she hangs bent in Heaven, sheds not her colours<br /> +Quicker, and more, than this deceitful <a name="p71_8" id="p71_8" class="fc">Woman</a><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Ped.</p> + +<p> +Weaves in her dye's of wickedness: what sayes she?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Nay not a word sir, but she pointed to me,<br /> +As though she meant to follow; pray sir bear it<br /> +Ev'n as you may, I need not teach your worship,<br /> +The best men have their crosses, we are all mortal.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> What ailes the fellow?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> And no doubt she may Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> What may she, or what do's she, or what is she?<br /> +Speak and be hang'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> She's mad Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Heaven continue it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Amen if't be his pleasure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> How mad is she?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> As mad as heart can wish Sir: she has drest her self<br /> +(Saving your worships reverence) just i'th<a name="p71_24" id="p71_24" class="fc">' cut</a><br /> +Of one of those that multiply i'th Suburbs<br /> +For single Money, and as durtily:<br /> +If any speak to her, first she whistles,<br /> +And then begins her compass with her fingers,<br /> +And points to what she would have.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> What new way's this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> There came in Master <i>Sophocles</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> And what<br /> +Did Master <i>Sophocles</i> when he came in?<br /> +Get my Truncks ready, sirha, I'll be gone straight.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> He's here to tell you<br /> +She's horne mad <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Sophocles.</p> + +<p> +<i>Soph.</i> Call ye this a Woman?<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span><br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Yes sir, she is a Woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Sir, I doubt it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I had thought you had made experience.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Yes, I did so.<br /> +And almost with my life.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> You rid too fast, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Pray be not mistaken: by this hand<br /> +Your wife's as chaste, and honest as a Virgin,<br /> +For any thing I know: 'tis true she gave me<br /> +A Ring.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> For rutting.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> You are much deceiv'd still,<br /> +Believe me, I never kist her since, and now<br /> +Coming in visitation, like a friend,<br /> +I think she is mad, Sir, suddainly she started,<br /> +And snatch'd the Ring away, and drew her knife out,<br /> +To what intent I know not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Is this certain?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> As I am here, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I believe you honest.<br /> +And pray continue so.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Maria.</p> + +<p> +<i>Soph.</i> She comes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Now Damsel,<br /> +What will your beauty do if I forsake you?<br /> +Do you deal by <a name="p72_26" id="p72_26" class="fc">signs,</a> and tokens? as I ghess then,<br /> +You'll walk abroad, this Summer, and catch Captains,<br /> +Or hire a piece of holy ground i' th' Suburbs,<br /> +And keep a Nest of Nuns?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Oh do not stir her!<br /> +You see in what a case she is?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> She is dogged,<br /> +And in a beastly case I am sure: I'll make her,<br /> +If she have any tongue, yet tattle. <i>Sophocles</i>,<br /> +Prethee observe this woman seriously,<br /> +And eye her well, and when thou hast done, but tell me<br /> +(For thou hast understanding) in what case<br /> +My sense was, when I chose this thing.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span> +<i>Soph.</i> I'll tell you<br /> +I have seen a sweeter—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> An hundred times cry Oisters.<br /> +There's a poor Begger-wench about <i>Black-Fryers</i><br /> +Runs on her breech, may be an Empress to her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Nay, now you are too bitter.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p73_6" id="p73_6" class="fc"><i>Petr</i>[<i>u</i>].</a> Nev'r a whit Sir:<br /> +I'll tell thee woman; for now I have day to see thee,<br /> +And all my wits about me, and I speak<br /> +Not out of passion neither (leave your mumping)<br /> +I know you're well enough: Now would I give<br /> +A million but to vex her: when I chose thee<br /> +To make a Bedfellow, I took more trouble,<br /> +Than twenty Terms can come to, such a cause,<br /> +Of such a title, and so everlasting<br /> +That <i>Adams</i> Genealogie may be ended<br /> +E'r any Law find thee: I took a Leprosie,<br /> +Nay worse, the plague, nay worse yet, a possession<br /> +And had the devil with thee, if not more:<br /> +And yet worse, was a beast, and like a beast<br /> +Had my reward, a Jade to fling my fortunes;<br /> +For who that had but reason to distinguish<br /> +The light from darkness, wine from water, hunger<br /> +From full satiety, and Fox from Fern-bush<br /> +That would have married thee?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> She is not so ill.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> She's worse than I dare think of: she's so lewd;<br /> +No Court is strong enough to bear her cause,<br /> +She hath neither manners, honesty, behaviour,<br /> +Wife-hood, nor woman-hood, nor any <a name="p73_29" id="p73_29" class="fc">mortal</a><br /> +Can force me think she had a mother: no<br /> +I do believe her stedfastly, and know her<br /> +To be a Woman-wolfe by transmigration,<br /> +Her first forme was a Ferrets under-ground,<br /> +She kils the memories of men: not yet?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Do you think she's sensible of this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I care not,<br /> +Be what she will: the pleasure I take in her,<br /> +Thus I blow off; the care I took to love her,<br /> +Like this point, I untie, and thus I loose it;<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span>The husband I am to her, thus I sever;<br /> +My vanity farewel: yet, for you have been<br /> +So near me, as to bear the name of wife,<br /> +My unquench'd charity shall tell you thus much,<br /> +(Though you deserve it well) you shall not beg,<br /> +What I ordain'd your Joynture, honestly<br /> +You shall have setled on you: and half my house,<br /> +The other half shall be imploy'd in prayers,<br /> +(That meritorious charge I'll be at also<br /> +Yet to confirm you <i>Christian</i>) your apparel,<br /> +And what belongs to build up such a folly,<br /> +Keep I beseech you, it infects our uses,<br /> +And now I am for travel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Now I love you,<br /> +And now I see you are a man, I'll talke to you,<br /> +And I forget your bitterness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> How now man?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Oh <i>Pliny</i>, if thou wilt be ever famous<br /> +Make but this woman all thy wonders.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Sure Sir<br /> +You have hit upon a happy course, a blessed,<br /> +And what will make you virtuous?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> She'll ship me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> A way of understanding I long wish'd for,<br /> +And now 'tis come, take heed you fly not back Sir,<br /> +Methinks you look a new man to me now,<br /> +A man of excellence, and now I see<br /> +Some great design set in you: you may think now<br /> +(And so may most that know me) 'twere my part<br /> +Weakly to weep your loss, and to resist you,<br /> +Nay, hang about your neck, and like a dotard<br /> +Urge my strong tie upon you: but I love you,<br /> +And all the world shall know it, beyond woman;<br /> +And more prefer the honor of your Countrey,<br /> +Which chiefly you are born for, and may perfect,<br /> +The uses you may make of other Nations,<br /> +The ripening of your knowledge, conversation,<br /> +The full ability, and strength of judgement.<br /> +Than any private love, or wanton kisses.<br /> +Go worthy man, and bring home understanding.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span> +<i>Soph.</i> This were an excellent woman to breed School-men.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> For if the Merchant through unknown Seas plough<br /> +To get his wealth, then dear Sir, what must you<br /> +To gather wisdom? go, and go alone,<br /> +Only your noble mind for your companion,<br /> +And if a woman may win credit with you,<br /> +Go far, too far you cannot: still the farther<br /> +The more experience finds you: and go sparing,<br /> +One meal a week will serve you, and one sute,<br /> +Through all your travels: for you'll find it certain,<br /> +The poorer and the baser you appear,<br /> +The more you look through still.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Dost hear her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> What would this woman do if she were suffer'd,<br /> +Upon a <a name="p75_15" id="p75_15" class="fc">new Religion</a>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Make <a name="p75_16" id="p75_16" class="fc">us Pagans</a>,<br /> +I wonder that she writes not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Then when time,<br /> +And fulness of occasion have new made you,<br /> +And squar'd you from a Sot into a Signior,<br /> +Or nearer, from a Jade into a Courser;<br /> +Come home an aged man, as did <i>Ulysses</i>,<br /> +And I your glad <i>Penelope</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> That must have<br /> +As many Lovers as I Languages.<br /> +And what she does with one i'th' day, i'th' night<br /> +Undoe it with another.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Much that way, Sir;<br /> +For in your absence it must be my honor,<br /> +That, that must make me spoken of hereafter,<br /> +To have temptations, and not little ones<br /> +Daily and hourly offered me, and strongly,<br /> +Almost believed against me, to set off<br /> +The faith, and loyalty of her that loves you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> What should I do?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Why by my —— I would travel,<br /> +Did not you mean so?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petr.</i> Alas no, nothing less man:<br /> +I did it but to try, Sir, she's the Devil,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span>And now I find it, for she drives me; I must go:<br /> +Are my trunks down there, and my horses ready?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Sir, for your house, and if you please to trust me<br /> +With that you leave behind.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Bring down the money.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> As I am able, and to my poor fortunes,<br /> +I'll govern as a widow: I shall long<br /> +To hear of your well-doing, and your profit:<br /> +And when I hear not from you once a quarter,<br /> +I'll wish you in the <i>Indies,</i> or <a name="p76_9" id="p76_9" class="fc"><i>Cata</i>[<i>ya</i>]</a>,<br /> +Those are the climes must make you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> How's the wind?<br /> +She'll wish me out o'th' world anon.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> For <i>France</i>.<br /> +'Tis very fair; get you aboard to night, Sir,<br /> +And loose no time, you know the tide staies no man,<br /> +I have cold meats ready for you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Fare thee well,<br /> +Thou hast fool'd me out o' th' Kingdom with a vengeance,<br /> +And thou canst fool me in again.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Not I Sir,<br /> +I love you better, take your time, and pleasure.<br /> +I'll see you hors'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I think thou wouldst see me hanged too,<br /> +Were I but half as willing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Any thing<br /> +That you think well of, I dare look upon.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> You'll bear me to the Lands end, <i>Sophocles</i>,<br /> +And other of my friends I hope.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Nev'r doubt, Sir,<br /> +You cannot want companions for your good:<br /> +I am sure you'll kiss me e'r I go; I have business,<br /> +And stay long here I must not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Get thee going.<br /> +For if thou tarriest but another Dialogue<br /> +I'll kick thee to thy Chamber.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Fare you well, Sir,<br /> +And bear your self, I do beseech you, once more,<br /> +Since you have undertaken doing wisely,<br /> +Manly, and worthily, 'tis for my credit,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span>And for those flying fames here of your follies,<br /> +Your gambols, and ill breeding of your youth,<br /> +For which I understand you take this travel,<br /> +Nothing should make me leave you else, I'll deal<br /> +So like a wife that loves your reputation,<br /> +And the most large addition of your credit,<br /> +That those shall die: if you want Limon-waters,<br /> +Or any thing to take the edge o' th' Sea off,<br /> +Pray speak, and be provided.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Now the Devil,<br /> +That was your first good Master, showre his blessing<br /> +Upon ye all: Into whose custody—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I do commit your Reformation,<br /> +And so I leave you to your <i>Stilo novo</i>. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Maria.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I will go: yet I will not: once more <i>Sophocles</i><br /> +I'll put her to the test.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> You had better go.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> I will go then: let's seek my Father out,<br /> +And all my friends, to see me fair aboard:<br /> +Then women, if there be a storm at Sea,<br /> +Worse than your tongues can make, and waves more broken,<br /> +Than your dissembling faiths are, let me feel<br /> +Nothing but tempests, till they crack my Keel. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3><i>Actus Quintus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Petronius, <i>and</i> Byancha, <i>with four papers</i>.</p> + + +<p> +<i>By.</i> Now whether I deserve that blame you gave me,<br /> +Let all the world discern, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> If this motion,<br /> +(I mean this fair repentance of my Daughter)<br /> +Spring from your good perswasion, as it seems so,<br /> +I must confess I have spoke too boldly of you,<br /> +And I repent.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> The first touch was her own,<br /> +Taken no doubt from disobeying you,<br /> +The second I put to her, when I told her<br /> +How good, and gentle yet, with free contrition<br /> +Again you might be purchas'd: loving woman,<br /> +She heard me, and I thank her, thought me worthy<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span>Observing in this point: yet all my counsel,<br /> +And comfort in this case, could not so heal her<br /> +But that grief got his share too, and she sick'ned.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> I am sorry she's so ill, yet glad her sickness<br /> +<a name="p78_4" id="p78_4" class="fc">Has</a> got so good a ground.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Moroso.</p> + +<p> +<i>By.</i> Here comes <i>Moroso</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Oh, you are very welcome,<br /> +Now you shall know your happiness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> I am glad on't.<br /> +What makes this Lady here?<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> A dish for you, Sir<br /> +You'll thank me for hereafter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> True <i>Moroso</i>,<br /> +Go get you in, and see your Mistriss.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> She is sick, Sir,<br /> +But you may kiss her whole.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> How.<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> Comfort her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Why am I sent for, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Will you in, and see?<br /> +<br /> +<i>By.</i> May be she needs confession.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> By <i>St. Mary</i>,<br /> +She shall have absolution then, and pennance,<br /> +But not above her carriage.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Get you in fool. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Mor.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Here comes the other too.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Rowland <i>and</i> Tranio.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petro.</i> Now <i>Tranio</i>.<br /> +Good ev'n to you too, and you are welcome.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Thank you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> I have a certain Daughter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Would you had, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> No doubt you know her well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Nor never shall, Sir.<br /> +She is a woman, and the waies unto her<br /> +Are like the finding of a certain path<br /> +After a deep fall'n Snow.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span> +<i>Petro.</i> Well, that's by th' by still.<br /> +This Daughter that I tell you of, is fall'n<br /> +A little crop sick, with the dangerous surfeit<br /> +She took of your affection.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Mine Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Yes Sir.<br /> +Or rather, as it seems, repenting.<br /> +And there she lies within, debating on't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Well Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> I think 'twere well you would see her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> If you please, Sir;<br /> +I am not squeamish of my visitation.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> But, this I'll tell you, she is alter'd much,<br /> +You'll find her now another <i>Livia</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I have enough o' th' old, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> No more fool,<br /> +To look gay babies in your eyes young <i>Rowland</i>,<br /> +And hang about your pretty neck.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I am glad on't,<br /> +And thank my Fates I have scap'd such execution.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> And buss you till you blush again.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> That's hard, Sir;<br /> +She must kiss shamefully e're I blush at it,<br /> +I never was so boyish; well, what follows?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> She's mine now, as I please to settle her<br /> +At my command, and where I please to plant her:<br /> +Only she would take a kind of farewel of you,<br /> +And give you back a wandring vow or two,<br /> +You left in pawn; and two or three slight oaths<br /> +She lent you too, she looks for.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> She shall have 'em<br /> +With all my heart, Sir, and if you like it better,<br /> +A free release in writing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> That's the matter,<br /> +And you from her<a name="p79_34" id="p79_34" class="fc">, [you]</a> shall have another <i>Rowland</i>,<br /> +And then turn tail to tail, and peace be with you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> So be it: Your twenty pound sweats <i>Tranio</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> 'Twill not undoe me <i>Rowland</i>, do your worst.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Come, shall we see her, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> What e'er she saies<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span>You must bear manly <i>Rowland</i>, for her sickness<br /> +Has made her somewhat <a name="p80_1" id="p80_1" class="fc">[teatish.]</a><br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Let her talk<br /> +Till her tongue ake, I care not: by this hand<br /> +Thou hast a handsome face wench, and a body<br /> +Daintily mounted; now do I feel an hundred<br /> +Running directly from me, as I pist it.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Livia <i>discovered abed</i>, <i>and</i> Moroso <i>by her</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Bya.</i> Pray draw 'em softly, the least hurry, Sir,<br /> +Puts her to much impatience.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> How is't daughter?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Oh very sick, very sick, yet somewhat<br /> +Better I hope; a little lightsomer,<br /> +Because this good man has forgiven me;<br /> +Pray set me higher; oh my head:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Well done wench.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Father, and all good people that shall hear me,<br /> +I have abus'd this man perniciously; was never old man humbled so;<br /> +I have scorn'd him, and call'd him nasty names,<br /> +I have spit at him,<br /> +Flung Candles ends in's beard, and call'd him harrow,<br /> +That must be drawn to all he does: contemn'd him,<br /> +For methought then, he was a beastly fellow.<br /> +(Oh <a name="p80_23" id="p80_23" class="fc">[God]</a> my side) a very beastly fellow:<br /> +And gave it out, his Cassock was a Barge-cloth,<br /> +Pawn'd to his predecessor by a Sculler,<br /> +The man yet living: I gave him purging comfits<br /> +At a great Christning once,<br /> +That spoil'd his Chamblet breeches; and one night<br /> +I strew'd the stairs with pease, as he past down;<br /> +And the good Gentleman (woe worth me for't)<br /> +Ev'n with this reverend head, this head of wisdom,<br /> +Told two and twenty stairs, good and true;<br /> +Mist not a step, and as we say, <i>verbatim</i><br /> +Fell to the bottom, broke his casting Bottle,<br /> +Lost a fair Toad-stone, of some eighteen shillings,<br /> +Jumbled his Joynts together, had two stools,<br /> +And was translated. All this villany<br /> +Did I: I <i>Livia</i>, I alone, untaught.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span> +<i>Mor.</i> And I unask'd, forgive it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Where's <i>Byancha</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Here Cosin.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Give me drink.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> There.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Who's that?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> <i>Rowland.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Oh my dissembler, you and I must part.<br /> +Come nearer, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I am sorry for your sickness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Be sorry for your self, Sir, you have wrong'd me,<br /> +But I forgive you; are the Papers ready?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> I have 'em here: wilt please you view 'em?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Shew 'em the young man too, I know he's willing<br /> +To shift his sails too: 'tis for his more advancement;<br /> +Alas, we might have begger'd one another;<br /> +We are young both, and a world of children<br /> +Might have been left behind to curse our follies:<br /> +We had been undone <i>Byancha</i>, had we married,<br /> +Undone for ever, I confess I lov'd him,<br /> +I care not who shall know it, most intirely;<br /> +And once, upon my conscience, he lov'd me;<br /> +But farewel that, we must be wiser, cosin,<br /> +Love must not leave us to the world: have you done?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Yes, and am ready to subscribe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Pray stay then:<br /> +Give me the papers, and let me peruse 'em,<br /> +And so much time, as may afford a tear<br /> +At our last parting.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Pray retire, and leave her,<br /> +I'll call ye presently.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Come Gentlemen, the showre must fall.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Would I had never seen her. <span class="ralign">[<a name="p81_33" id="p81_33" class="fc"><i>Exeunt.</i></a></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Thou hast done bravely wench.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Pray Heaven it prove so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> There are the other papers: when they come<br /> +Begin you first, and let the rest subscribe<br /> +Hard by your side; give 'em as little light<br /> +As Drapers do their Wares.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span> +<i>Liv.</i> Didst mark <i>Moroso</i>,<br /> +In what an agony he was, and how he cry'd most<br /> +When I abus'd him most?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> That was but reason.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Oh what a stinking thief is this?<br /> +Though I was but to counterfeit, he made me<br /> +Directly sick indeed. <i>Thames-street</i> to him<br /> +Is a meer Pomander.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Let him be hang'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> <i>Amen.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> And lie you still;<br /> +And once more to your business.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Call 'em in.<br /> +Now if there be a power that pities Lovers,<br /> +Help now, and hear my prayers.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Petronius, Rowland, Tranio, Moroso.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petro.</i> Is she ready?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> She has done her lamentations: pray go to her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> <i>Rowland</i>, come near me, and before you seal,<br /> +Give me your hand: take it again; now kiss me.<br /> +This is the last acquaintance we must have;<br /> +I wish you ever happy: there's the paper.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Pray stay a little.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Let me never live more<br /> +But I do begin to pity this young fellow;<br /> +How heartily he weeps!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> There's Pen and Ink, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Ev'n here I pray you. 'Tis a little <i>Emblem</i><br /> +How near you have been to me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> There.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Your hands too,<br /> +As witnesses.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> By any means<br /> +To th' Book son.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> With all my heart.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> You must deliver it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> There <i>Livia</i>, and a better love light on thee,<br /> +I can no more.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> To this you must be witness too.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span> +<i>Petro.</i> We will.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Do you deliver it now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Pray set me up;<br /> +There <i>Rowland</i>, all thy old love back: and may<br /> +A new to <a name="p83_4" id="p83_4" class="fc">come exceed</a> mine, and be happy.<br /> +I must no more.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Farewel:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> A long farewel. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Row.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Leave her by any means, till this wild passion<br /> +Be off her head: draw all the Curtains close,<br /> +A day hence you may see her, 'twill be better,<br /> +She is now for little company.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Pray tend her.<br /> +I must to horse straight, you must needs along too,<br /> +To see my son aboard: were but his wife<br /> +As fit for pity, as this wench, I were happy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Time must do that too: fare ye well: to morrow<br /> +You shall receive a wife to quit your sorrow. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Secunda.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques, Pedro, <i>and Porters, with Chest and Hampers</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Jaq.</i> Bring 'em away Sirs.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Must the great Trunks go too?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Yes, and the Hampers; nay, be speedy Masters;<br /> +He'll be at Sea before us else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Oh <i>Jaques</i>,<br /> +What a most blessed turn hast thou!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I hope so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> To have the Sea between thee and this woman,<br /> +Nothing can drown her tongue but a storm.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> By your leave,<br /> +We'll get us up to <i>Paris</i> with all speed;<br /> +For on my soul, as far as <i>Amiens</i><br /> +She'll carry blank, away to <i>Lyon-key</i><br /> +And ship 'em presently, we'll follow ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Now could I wish her in that Trunk:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> God shield man,<br /> +I had rather have a Bear in't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i>Yes, I'll tell ye:<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span>For in the passage, if a Tempest take ye,<br /> +As many doe, and you lie beating for it,<br /> +Then, if it pleas'd the fates, I would have the Master,<br /> +Out of a powerful providence, to cry,<br /> +Lighten the ship of all hands, or we perish;<br /> +Then this for one, as best spar'd, should by all means,<br /> +Over-board presently.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> O' that condition,<br /> +So we were certain to be rid of her,<br /> +I would wish her with us, but believe me <i>Pedro</i>,<br /> +She would spoil the fishing on this coast for ever.<br /> +For none would keep her company but Dog-fish,<br /> +As currish as her self; or Porpisces,<br /> +Made to all fatal uses: The two Fish-streets<br /> +Were she but once arriv'd amongst the Whitings,<br /> +Would sing a woful <i>misereri Pedro</i>,<br /> +And mourn in Poor <i>John</i>, till her memory<br /> +Were cast o' shore agen, with a strong Sea-breach:<br /> +She would make god <i>Neptune</i>, and his Fire-fork,<br /> +And all his demi-gods, and goddesses,<br /> +As weary of the <i>Flemmish Channel</i>, <i>Pedro</i>,<br /> +As ever boy was of the School, 'tis certain,<br /> +If she but meet him fair, and were well angred,<br /> +She would break his god-head.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Oh her tongue, her tongue.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Rather her many tongues.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Or rather strange tongues.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Her lying tongue.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Her lisping tongue.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Her long tongue.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Her lawless tongue.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Her loud tongue.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> And her liquorish—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Many other tongues, and many stranger tongues<br /> +Than ever <i>Babel</i> had to tell his ruines,<br /> +Were Women rais'd withal; but never a true one.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Sophocles.</p> + +<p> +<i>Soph.</i> Home with your stuff agen, the journey's ended.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> What does your worship mean?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span> +<i>Soph.</i> Your Master, Oh <i>Petruchio</i>, oh poor fellows.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Oh <i>Jaques, Jaques</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Oh your Master's dead,<br /> +His body coming back, his wife, his devil;<br /> +The grief of —— her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Has kill'd him?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Kill'd him, kill'd him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Is there no Law to hang her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Get ye in,<br /> +And let her know her misery, I dare not<br /> +For fear impatience seize me, see her more,<br /> +I must away agen: Bid her for wife-hood,<br /> +For honesty, if she have any in her,<br /> +Even to avoid the shame that follows her.<br /> +Cry if she can, your weeping cannot mend it.<br /> +The body will be here within this hour, so tell her;<br /> +And all his friends to curse her. Farewel fellows. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Soph.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Oh <i>Jaques, Jaques</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Oh my worthy Master.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Oh my most beastly Mistriss, hang her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Split her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Drown her directly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Starve her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Stink upon her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Stone her to death: may all she eat be Eggs.<br /> +Till she run kicking mad for men.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> And he,<br /> +That man, that gives her remedy, pray Heav'n<br /> +He may ev'n <i>ipso facto</i>, lose his <a name="p85_28" id="p85_28" class="fc">[longings.]</a><br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Let's go discharge our selves, and he that serves her,<br /> +Or speaks a good word of her from this hour,<br /> +A <a name="p85_31" id="p85_31" class="fc">Sedgly</a> curse light on him, which is, <i>Pedro</i>;<br /> +The Fiend ride through him booted, and spurr'd, with a Sythe at's back. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Tertia.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Rowland, <i>and</i> Tranio <i>stealing behind him</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Row.</i> What a dull ass was I to let her go thus!<br /> +Upon my life she loves me still: well Paper,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span>Thou only monument of what I have had,<br /> +Thou all the love now left me, and now lost,<br /> +Let me yet kiss her hand, yet take my leave<br /> +Of what I must leave ever: Farewel <i>Livia</i>.<br /> +Oh bitter words, I'll read ye once again,<br /> +And then for ever study to forget ye.<br /> +How's this? let me look better on't: A Contract?<br /> +—A Contract, seal'd, and ratified,<br /> +Her Fathers hand set to it, and <i>Moroso</i>'s:<br /> +I do not dream sure, let me read again,<br /> +The same still, 'tis a Contract.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> 'Tis so <i>Rowland</i>;<br /> +And by the virtue of the <a name="p86_12" id="p86_12" class="fc">same,</a> you pay me<br /> +An hundred pound to morrow.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Art sure <i>Tranio</i>,<br /> +We are both alive now?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Wonder not, ye have lost.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> If this be true, I grant it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> 'Tis most certain,<br /> +There's a Ring for you too, you know it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> When shall I have my money?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Stay ye, stay ye,<br /> +When shall I marry her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> To night.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Take heed now<br /> +You do not trifle me; if you do,<br /> +You'll find more payment, than your money comes to:<br /> +Come swear; I know I am a man, and find<br /> +I may deceive my self: swear faithfully,<br /> +Swear me directly, am I <i>Rowland</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Am I awake?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Ye are.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Am I in health?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> As far as I conceive.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Was I with <i>Livia</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> You were, and <a name="p86_37" id="p86_37" class="fc">had this</a> Contract.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> And shall I enjoy her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Yes, if ye dare.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span> +<i>Row.</i> Swear to all these.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> I will.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> As thou art honest, as them hast a conscience,<br /> +As that may wring thee if thou liest; all these<br /> +To be no vision, but a truth, and serious.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Then by my honesty, and faith, and conscience;<br /> +All this is certain.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Let's remove our places.<br /> +Swear it again.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> By —— 'tis true.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I have lost then, and Heaven knows I am glad on't.<br /> +Let's goe, and tell me all, and tell me how,<br /> +For yet I am a Pagan in it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> I have a Priest too,<br /> +And all shall come as even as two Testers. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Scæna Quarta.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Petronius, Sophocles, Moroso, <i>and</i> Petruchio <i>born +in a Coffin</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petro.</i> Set down the body, and one call her out.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Maria <i>in black, and</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +You are welcome to the last cast of your fortunes;<br /> +There lies your Husband; there, your loving Husband,<br /> +There he that was <i>Petruchio</i>, too good for ye;<br /> +Your stubborn and unworthy way has kill'd him<br /> +E'er he could reach the Sea; if ye can weep,<br /> +Now ye have cause begin, and after death<br /> +Doe something yet to th' world, to think ye honest.<br /> +So many tears had say'd him, shed in time;<br /> +And as they are (so a good mind go with 'em)<br /> +Yet they may move compassion.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Pray ye all hear me,<br /> +And judge me as I am, not as you covet,<br /> +For that would make me yet more miserable:<br /> +'Tis true, I have cause to grieve, and mighty cause;<br /> +And truly and unfeinedly I weep it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> I see there's some good nature yet left in her.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span> +<i>Mar.</i> But what's the cause? mistake me not, not this man,<br /> +As he is dead, I weep for; Heaven defend it,<br /> +I never was so childish: but his life,<br /> +His poor unmanly, wretched, foolish life,<br /> +Is that my full eyes pity, there's my mourning.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Dost thou not shame?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I doe, and even to water,<br /> +To think what this man was, to think how simple,<br /> +How far below a man, how far from reason,<br /> +From common understanding, and all Gentry,<br /> +While he was living here he walk'd amongst us.<br /> +He had a happy turn he dyed; I'll tell ye,<br /> +These are the wants I weep for, not his person:<br /> +The memory of this man, had he liv'd<br /> +But two years longer, had begot more follies,<br /> +Than wealthy Autumn Flies. But let him rest,<br /> +He was a fool, and farewel he; not pitied,<br /> +I mean in way of life, or action<br /> +By any understanding man that's honest;<br /> +But only in's posterity, which I,<br /> +Out of the fear his ruines might out-live him,<br /> +In some bad issue, like a careful woman,<br /> +Like one indeed, born only to preserve him,<br /> +Deny'd him means to raise.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Unbutton me,<br /> +—I die indeed else! Oh <i>Maria</i>,<br /> +Oh my unhappiness, my misery.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Goe to him whore; —— if he perish,<br /> +I'll see thee hang'd my self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Why, why <i>Maria</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I have done my worst, and have my end, forgive me;<br /> +From this hour make me what you please: I have tam'd ye,<br /> +And now am vow'd your servant: Look not strangely,<br /> +Nor fear what I say to you. Dare you kiss me?<br /> +Thus I begin my new love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Once again?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> With all my heart.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Once again <i>Maria</i>,<br /> +Oh Gentlemen, I know not where I am.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> Get ye to bed then: there you'll quickly know Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span> +<i>Petru.</i> Never no more your old tricks?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Never Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> You shall not need, for as I have a faith<br /> +No cause shall give occasion.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> As I am honest,<br /> +And as I am a maid yet, all my life<br /> +From this <a name="p89_6" id="p89_6" class="fc">hour, since ye</a> make so free profession,<br /> +I dedicate in service to your pleasure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soph.</i> I marry, this goes roundly off.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Goe <i>Jaques</i>,<br /> +Get all the best meat may be bought for money,<br /> +And let the hogsheads blood, I am born again:<br /> +Well little <i>England</i>, when I see a Husband<br /> +Of any other Nation, stern or jealous,<br /> +I'll wish him but a woman of thy breeding;<br /> +And if he have not butter to <a name="p89_15" id="p89_15" class="fc">his bread</a>,<br /> +Till <a name="p89_16" id="p89_16" class="fc">his teeth</a> bleed, I'll never trust my travel.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Rowland, Livia, Byancha, <i>and</i> Tranio.</p> + +<p> +<i>Petro.</i> What have we here?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> Another Morris, Sir.<br /> +That you must pipe too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> A poor married couple<br /> +Desire an offering, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Never frown at it,<br /> +You cannot mend it now: there's your own hand;<br /> +And yours <i>Moroso</i>, to confirm the bargain.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petron.</i> My hand?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Or mine?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> You'll find it so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> A trick,<br /> +By —— a trick.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bya.</i> Yes Sir, we trickt ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Father.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p89_33" id="p89_33" class="fc"><i>P</i>[<i>e</i>]<i>tro.</i></a> Hast thou lain with him? speak!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Liv.</i> Yes truly Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> And hast thou done the deed, boy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I have <a name="p89_36" id="p89_36" class="fc">[done]</a>, Sir,<br /> +That, that will serve the turn, I think.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> A match then,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>I'll be the maker up of this: <i>Moroso</i>,<br /> +There's now no remedy you see, be willing;<br /> +<a name="p90_2" id="p90_2" class="fc">[F]or</a> be, or be not, he must have the wench.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mor.</i> Since I am over-reach'd, let's in to dinner,<br /> +And if I can, I'll drink't away.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> That's well said.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petro.</i> Well sirrah, you have plaid a trick, look to't,<br /> +And let me be a Grandsire within's twelve-month,<br /> +Or by this hand, I'll curtail half your fortunes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> There shall not want my labour, Sir: your money;<br /> +Here's one has undertaken.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tra.</i> Well, I'll trust her,<br /> +And glad I have so good a pawn.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Row.</i> I'll watch ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Petru.</i> Let's in, and drink of all hands, and be jovial:<br /> +I have my Colt again, and now she carries;<br /> +And Gentlemen, whoever marries next,<br /> +Let him be sure he keep him to his Text. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<h3>EPILOGUE.</h3> + + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0"><i>The</i> Tamer<i>'s</i> tam'd, <i>but so, as nor the men</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>Can find one just cause to complain of, when</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>They fitly do consider in their lives,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>They should not reign as Tyrants o'er their wives.</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Nor can the Women from this president</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>Insult, or triumph; it being aptly meant,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>To teach both Sexes due equality;</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>And as they stand bound, to love mutually.</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>If this effect arising from a cause</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>Well laid, and grounded, may deserve applause,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>We something more than hope, our honest ends</i><br /></span> +<span class="i1"><i>Will keep the Men, and Women too, our friends.</i><br /></span> +</div></div> + + +<hr style="width: 100%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span></p> +<h2><small>THE</small><br /> + +<big>ISLAND PRINCESS:</big><br /> + +<a name="p91_3" id="p91_3" class="fc"></a>A Tragi-Comedy.</h2> + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<div class="blockquot"> +<h3>The Persons represented in the Play.</h3> + + + +<p> +King of <i>Sidore, an Island</i>.<br /> +King of <i>Bakam</i>, <span class="rbrace"><span class="ft20">}</span> <i>Suitors to the Princess Quisara</i>.</span><br /> +King of <i>Siana</i>,<br /> +Governor of <i>Terna, an Island</i>. <i>An ill man.</i><br /> +Ruy Dias, <i>a Captain of</i> Portugal, <i>also suitor to the Prin</i>.<br /> +Piniero, <i>Nephew to</i> Ruy Dias, <i>a merry Captain</i>.<br /> +Christophero, <span class="rbrace"><span class="ft20">}</span> <i>Soldiers and Friends to</i> Piniero.</span><br /> +Pedro,<br /> +Armusia, <i>a noble daring</i> Portugueze, <i>in love with the Princess</i>.<br /> +Soza, <span class="rbrace"><span class="ft20">}</span> <i>companions to</i> Armusia, <i>and his valiant followers</i>.</span><br /> +Emanuel,<br /> +Keeper.<br /> +Moors.<br /> +Guard.<br /> +Captain.<br /> +Citizens.<br /> +Townsmen.<br /> +</p> + +<h4>WOMEN.</h4> + +<p> +Quisara, <i>the Island Princess, Sister to the King of</i> Sidore.<br /> +Quisa[n]a, <i>Aunt to the Princess</i>.<br /> +Panura, <i>Waiting-woman to the Princess</i> Quisara.<br /> +Citizens <i>wives</i>.<br /> +</p> + + +<div class="bbt"> +<h3>The Scene India.</h3> +</div> + +<h3>The Principal Actors were</h3> + +<p> +<i>John Lowin</i>,<br /> +<i>John Underwood</i>,<br /> +<i>William Eglestone</i>,<br /> +<i>Rich. Sharpe</i>,<br /> +<i>Joseph Tailor</i>,<br /> +<i>Robert Benfield</i>,<br /> +<i>George Birch</i>,<br /> +<i>Tho. Polard</i>.</p> +</div> + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span></p> +<h3><i>Actus Primus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>A Bell Rings.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Enter</i> Pymero, Christophero, <i>and</i> Pedro.</p> + +<p> +<i>Pymero.</i> Open the Ports, and see the Watch reliev'd,<br /> +And let the guards be careful of their business,<br /> +Their vigilant eyes fixt on these Islanders,<br /> +They are false and desperate people, when they <a name="p92_7" id="p92_7" class="fc">find</a><br /> +The least occasion open to encouragement,<br /> +Cruel, and crafty souls, believe me Gentlemen,<br /> +Their late attempt, which is too fresh amongst us,<br /> +In which, against all arms and honesty,<br /> +The Governor of <i>Ternata</i> made <a name="p92_12" id="p92_12" class="fc">surprize</a><br /> +Of our Confederate, the King of <i>Tidore</i>,<br /> +As for his recreation he was rowing<br /> +Between both Lands, bids us be wise and circumspect.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> It was a mischief suddenly imagin'd,<br /> +And as soon done; that Governor's a fierce knave,<br /> +Unfaithful as he is fierce too, there's no trusting;<br /> +But I wonder much, how such poor and base pleasures,<br /> +As tugging at an Oar, or skill in Steerage,<br /> +Should become Princes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Base breedings, love base <a name="p92_22" id="p92_22" class="fc">pleasure</a>;<br /> +They take as much delight in a <i>Baratto</i>,<br /> +A little scurvy boat to row her <a name="p92_24" id="p92_24" class="fc">ti[th]ly</a>,<br /> +And have the Art to turn and wind her nimbly,<br /> +Think it as noble too, though it be slavish,<br /> +And a dull labour that declines a Gentleman:<br /> +As we <i>Portugals</i>, or the <i>Spaniards</i> do in riding,<br /> +In managing a great horse, which is princely:<br /> +The <i>French</i> in Courtship, or the dancing <i>English</i>,<br /> +In carrying a fair presence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> He was strangely taken;<br /> +But where no faith is, there's no trust: he has paid for't<br /> +His Sister yet the fair and great <i>Quisara</i>,<br /> +Has shew'd a noble mind, and much love in't<br /> +To her afflicted brother, and the nobler still it appears,<br /> +And seasons of more tenderness, because his ruin stiles her absolute<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span>And his imprisonment adds to her profit.<br /> +Feeling all this, which makes all men admire her,<br /> +The warm beams of this fortune that fall on her,<br /> +Yet has she made divers and noble Treaties,<br /> +And propositions for her brothers freedom,<br /> +If wealth or honor—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Peace, peace, you are fool'd, Sir;<br /> +Things of these natures have strange outsides <i>Pedro</i>,<br /> +And cunning shadows, set 'em far from us,<br /> +Draw 'em but near, they are gross, and they abuse us;<br /> +They that observe her close, shall find her nature,<br /> +Which I doubt mainly will not prove so excellent;<br /> +She is a Princess, and she must be fair,<br /> +That's the prerogative of being Royal:<br /> +Let her want eyes and nose, she must be beauteous,<br /> +And she must know it too, and the use of it,<br /> +And people must believe it, they are damn'd else:<br /> +Why, all our neighbor Princes are mad for her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> Is she not fair then?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> But her hopes are fairer,<br /> +And there's a haughty Master, the King of <i>Bakan</i>,<br /> +That lofty Sir, that speaks far more, and louder<br /> +In his own commendations, than a Cannon:<br /> +He is strucken dumb with her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Beshrew me she is a sweet one.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> And there's that hopeful man of <i>Syana</i>,<br /> +That sprightly fellow, he that's wise and temperate,<br /> +He is a Lover too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> Wou'd I were worth her looking<br /> +For; by my life I hold her a compleat one,<br /> +The very Sun, I think affects her sweetness,<br /> +And dares not, as he does to all else, dye it<br /> +Into his tauny Livery.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> She dares not see him,<br /> +But keeps her self at distance from his kisses,<br /> +And <a name="p93_35" id="p93_35" class="fc">[weares]</a> her complexion in a Case; let him but like it<br /> +A week, or two, or three, she would look like a Lion;<br /> +But the main sport on't is, or rather wonder<br /> +The Governor of <i>Ternata</i>, her mortal enemy,<br /> +He that has catcht her brother King, is struck too,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span>And is arriv'd under safe conduct also,<br /> +And hostages of worth delivered for him;<br /> +And he brought a Letter from his prisoner,<br /> +Whether compell'd, or willingly delivered<br /> +From the poor King, or what else dare be in't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> So it be honourable, any thing, 'tis all one<br /> +For I dare think she'll do the best.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> 'Tis certain<br /> +He has admittance, and sollicites hourly,<br /> +Now if he have the trick—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> What trick?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> The true one,<br /> +To take her too, if he be but skill'd in Bat-fowling,<br /> +And lime his bush right.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> I'll be hang'd when that hits,<br /> +For 'tis not a compell'd, or forc'd affection<br /> +That must take her, I guess her stout and virtuous,<br /> +But where's your Uncle, Sir, our valiant Captain,<br /> +The brave <i>Ruy Dias</i> all this while?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I marry.<br /> +He is amongst 'em too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> A Lover.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Nay,<br /> +I know not that, but <a name="p94_23" id="p94_23" class="fc">[sure]</a> he stands in favour,<br /> +Or would stand stifly, he is no <i>Portugal</i> else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> The voice says in good favour, in the list too<br /> +Of the privy wooers, how cunningly of late<br /> +I have observ'd him, and how privately<br /> +He has stolen at all hours from us, and how readily<br /> +He has feign'd a business to bid the Fort farewel<br /> +For five or six days, or a month together,<br /> +Sure there is something—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Yes, yes, there is a thing in't,<br /> +A thing would make the best on's all dance after it;<br /> +A dainty thing; Lord how this Uncle of mine<br /> +Has read to me, and rated me for wenching.<br /> +And told me in what desperate case 'twould leave me,<br /> +And how 'twould stew my bones.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> You car'd not for it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I'faith not much, I ventur'd on still easily,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span>And took my chance, danger is a Soldiers honor;<br /> +But that this man, this herb of Grace, <i>Ruy Dias</i>,<br /> +This father of our faculties should slip thus,<br /> +For sure he is a ferriting, that he<br /> +That would drink nothing, to depress the spirit,<br /> +But milk and water, eat nothing but thin air<br /> +To make his bloud obedient, that his youth,<br /> +In spight of all his temperance, should tickle,<br /> +And have a love mange on him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> 'Tis in him, Sir,<br /> +But honourable courtship, and becomes his rank too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> In me 'twere abominable Leachery, or would be,<br /> +For when our thoughts are on't, and miss their level,<br /> +We must hit something.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Well, he<a name="p95_14" id="p95_14" class="fc">'s a</a> noble Gentleman,<br /> +And if he be a suitor, may he speed in't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Let him alone, our family ne'r fail'd yet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> Our mad Lieutenant still, merry <i>Pyniero</i>,<br /> +Thus wou'd he do, if the Surgeon were searching of him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Especially if a warm wench had shot him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> But hark <i>Christophero</i>; come hither <i>Pedro</i>;<br /> +When saw you our brave Countrey-man <i>Armusia</i>?<br /> +He that's arriv'd here lately, and his gallants?<br /> +A goodly fellow, and a brave companion<br /> +Methinks he is, and no doubt, truly valiant,<br /> +For he that dares come hither, dares fight any where.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> I saw him not of late, a sober Gentleman<br /> +I am sure he is, and no doubt bravely sprung,<br /> +And promises much nobleness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I love him,<br /> +And by my troth wou'd fain be inward with him;<br /> +Pray let's go seek him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> We'll attend you Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> By that time we shall hear the burst of business. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Ruy Dias, Quisara, Quisana; <i>and</i> Panura.</p> + +<p> +<i>Quisar.</i> Aunt, I much thank you for your courtesie,<br /> +And the fair liberty you still allow me,<br /> +Both of your house and service, though I be<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span>A Princess, and by that Prerogative stand free<br /> +From the poor malice of opinion,<br /> +And no ways bound to render up my actions,<br /> +Because no power above me can examine me;<br /> +Yet my dear brother being still a prisoner,<br /> +And many wandring eyes upon my ways,<br /> +Being left <a name="p96_6" id="p96_6" class="fc">alone a Sea-mark</a>, it behoves me<br /> +To use a little caution, and be circumspect.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> You're wise and noble Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Often Aunt<br /> +I resort hither, and privately to see you,<br /> +It may be to converse with some I favour;<br /> +I wou'd not have it known as oft, nor constru'd,<br /> +It stands not with my care.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> You speak most fairly,<br /> +For even our pure devotions are examin'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> So mad are mens minds now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> Or rather monstrous;<br /> +They are thick dreams, bred in fogs that know no fairness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> Madam, the House is yours, I am yours, pray use me,<br /> +And at your service all I have lies prostrate;<br /> +My care shall ever be to yield ye honor,<br /> +And when your fame falls here, 'tis my fault Lady;<br /> +A poor and simple banquet I have provided,<br /> +Which if you please to honor with your presence—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I thank ye Aunt, I shall be with you instantly,<br /> +A few words with this Gentleman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> I'll leave ye,<br /> +And when you please retire, I'll wait upon you. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt Quis. & Pan.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Why, how now Captain, what afraid to speak to me?<br /> +A man of Armes, and danted with a Lady?<br /> +Commanders have the power to parle with Princes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> Madam, the favors you have still showr'd on me,<br /> +Which are so high above my means of merit,<br /> +So infinite, that nought can value 'em<br /> +But their own goodness, no eyes look up to 'em<br /> +But those that are of equal light, and lustre,<br /> +Strike me thus mute, you are my royal Mistriss,<br /> +And all my services that aime at honor,<br /> +Take life from you, the Saint of my devotions;<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span>Pardon my wish, it is a fair ambition,<br /> +And well becomes the Man that honors you;<br /> +I wou'd I were of worth, of something near you,<br /> +Of such a royal piece, a King I wou'd be,<br /> +A mighty King that might command affection,<br /> +And bring a youth upon me might bewitch ye,<br /> +And you a sweet sould Christian.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Now you talk Sir;<br /> +You <i>Portugals</i>, though you be rugged Soldiers,<br /> +Yet when you list to flatter, you are plain Courtiers;<br /> +And could you wish me <i>Christian</i>, brave <i>Ruy Dias</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> At all the danger of my life great Lady,<br /> +At all my hopes, at all—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Pray ye stay a little,<br /> +To what end runs your wish?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> O glorious Lady,<br /> +That I might—but I dare not speak.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I dare then,<br /> +That you might hope to marry me; nay blush not,<br /> +An honorable end needs no excuse;<br /> +And would you love me then?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> My soul not dearer.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Do some brave thing that may entice me that way,<br /> +Some thing of such a meritorious goodness,<br /> +Of such an unmatcht nobleness, that I may know<br /> +You have a power beyond ours that preserves you:<br /> +'Tis not the person, nor the royal title,<br /> +Nor wealth, nor glory, that I look upon,<br /> +That inward man I love that's lin'd with virtue,<br /> +That well deserving soul works out a favor;<br /> +I have many Princes suiters, many great ones,<br /> +Yet above these I love you, you are valiant,<br /> +An active man, able to build a fortune;<br /> +I do not say I dote, nor meane to marry,<br /> +Only the hope is, something may be done,<br /> +That may compel my faith, and ask my freedome,<br /> +And leave opinion fair.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> Command dear Lady,<br /> +And let the danger be as deep as Hell,<br /> +As direful to attempt—<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span> +<i>Quisar.</i> Y'are too sudden,<br /> +I must be rul'd by you, find out a fortune<br /> +Wisely, and hansomely, examine time,<br /> +And court occasion that she may be ready;<br /> +A thousand uses for your forward spirit<br /> +Ye may find daily, be sure ye take a good one,<br /> +A brave and worthy one that may advance ye,<br /> +Forc'd smiles reward poor dangers; you are a Soldier,<br /> +I wou'd not talke so else, and I love a Soldier,<br /> +And that that speaks him true, and great, his valor;<br /> +Yet for all these which are but Womens follies,<br /> +You may do what you please, I shall still know ye,<br /> +And though ye weare no Sword.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Excellent Lady,<br /> +When I grow so cold, and disgrace my Nation,<br /> +That from their hardy nurses suck adventures,<br /> +'Twere fit I wore a Tombstone; you have read to me<br /> +The story of your favor, if I mistake it,<br /> +Or grow <a name="p98_18" id="p98_18" class="fc">a truant</a> in the study of it,<br /> +A great correction Lady—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Let's toth' banquet,<br /> +And have some merrier talk, and then to Court,<br /> +Where I give audience to my general Suiters;<br /> +Pray heaven my womans wit hold; there brave Captain,<br /> +You may perchance meet something that may startle ye;<br /> +I'll say no more, come be not sad—<br /> +I love ye. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Pyniero, Armusia, Soza, Christophero, +<i>and</i> Emanuel.</p> + +<p> +<i>Py.</i> You are wellcome Gentlemen, most worthy welcom,<br /> +And know there's nothing in our power may serve ye,<br /> +But you may freely challenge.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Sir we thank ye,<br /> +And rest your servants too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Ye are worthy <i>Portugals</i>,<br /> +You shew the bravery of your minds and spirits;<br /> +The nature of our Country too, that brings forth<br /> +Stirring, unwearied soules to seek adventures;<br /> +Minds never satisfied with search of honor<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span>Where time is, and the Sun gives light, brave Countrymen,<br /> +Our names are known, new worlds disclose their riches,<br /> +Their beauties, and their prides to our embraces;<br /> +And we the first of Nations find these wonders.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> These noble thoughts, Sir, have intic'd us forward,<br /> +And minds unapt for ease to see these miracles,<br /> +In which we find report a poor relater;<br /> +We are arriv'd among the blessed Islands,<br /> +Where every wind that rises blows perfumes,<br /> +And every breath of air is like an Incence:<br /> +The treasure of the Sun dwells here, each Tree<br /> +As if it envied the old <i>Paradice</i>,<br /> +Strives to bring forth immortal fruit; the Spices<br /> +Renewing nature, though not deifying,<br /> +And when that falls by time, scorning the earth,<br /> +The sullen earth should taint or suck their beauties,<br /> +But as we dreamt, for ever so preserve us:<br /> +Nothing we see, but breeds an admiration;<br /> +The very rivers as we float along,<br /> +Throw up their pearls, and curle their heads to court us;<br /> +The bowels of the earth swell with the births<br /> +Of thousand unknown gemms, and thousand riches;<br /> +Nothing that bears a life, but brings a treasure;<br /> +The people they shew brave too, civil manner'd,<br /> +Proportioned like the Masters of great minds,<br /> +The Women which I wonder at—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Ye speak well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Of delicate aspects, fair, clearly beauteous,<br /> +And to that admiration, sweet and courteous.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> And is not that a good thing? brave <i>Armusia</i><br /> +You never saw the Court before?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> No certain,<br /> +But that I see a wonder too, all excellent,<br /> +The Government exact.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> Ye shall see anon,<br /> +That that will make ye start indeed, such beauties,<br /> +Such riches, and such form.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Bakam, Syana, Governor.</p> + +<p> +<i>Soz.</i> We are fire already;<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span>The wealthy Magazine of nature sure<br /> +Inhabits here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> These sure are all <i>Ilanders</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Yes, and great Princes too, and lusty lovers.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> They are goodly persons; What might he be Signior<br /> +That bears so proud a state?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> King of <i>Bakam</i>,<br /> +A fellow that farts terror.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> He looks highly,<br /> +Sure he was begot o'th' top of a Steeple.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> It may well be,<br /> +For you shall hear him ring anon.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> That is <i>Syana</i>,<br /> +And a brave temper'd fellow, and more valiant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> What rugged face is that?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> That's the great Governor,<br /> +The man surpriz'd our Friend, I told ye of him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> 'Has dangerous eyes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> A perilous Thief, and subtile.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> And to that subtilty a heart of Iron.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Yet the young Lady makes it melt.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> They start all,<br /> +And thunder in the eyes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> Away ye poor ones,<br /> +<a name="p100_24" id="p100_24" class="fc">A[m]</a> I in competition with such bubbles?<br /> +My virtue, and my name rank'd with such trifles?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sy.</i> Ye speak loud.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> Young-man, I will speak louder;<br /> +Can any man but I deserve her favor, <span class="ralign"><a name="p100_28" id="p100_28" class="fc">[<i>Princes flie at</i></a></span><br /> +You petty Princes. <span class="ralign"><a name="p100_29" id="p100_29" class="fc"><i>one another.</i>]</a></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> He will put 'em all in's pocket.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sy.</i> Thou proud mad thing be not so full of glory,<br /> +So full of vanity.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> How? I contemn thee,<br /> +And that fort-keeping fellow.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> How the Dog looks,<br /> +The bandog Governor!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Ha, Why?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> Away thing,<br /> +And keep your rank with those that fit your royalty;<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span>Call out the Princess.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Dost thou know me bladder,<br /> +Thou insolent impostume?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> I despise thee;<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Art thou acquainted with my nature baby?<br /> +<a name="p101_5" id="p101_5" class="fc">With my</a> revenge for Injuries? darst thou hold me<br /> +So far behind thy file, I cannot reach thee?<br /> +What canst thou merit?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> Merit? I am above it;<br /> +I am equal with all honors, all atchievements,<br /> +And what is great and worthy; the best doer<br /> +I keep at my command, fortune's my servant,<br /> +'Tis in my power now to despise such wretches,<br /> +To look upon ye slightly, and neglect ye,<br /> +And but she daines at some hours to remember ye,<br /> +And people have bestowed some Titles on ye,<br /> +I should forget your names—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sy.</i> Mercy of me;<br /> +What a blown fool has self affection<br /> +Made of this fellow! did not the Queen your Mother<br /> +Long for bellows, and bagpipes, when she was great with ye,<br /> +She brought forth such a windy birth?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> 'Tis ten to one<br /> +She eat a Drum, and was deliver'd of alarum,<br /> +Or else he was swadled in an old saile when he was young.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sy.</i> He swells too mainly with his meditations;<br /> +Faith, talk a little handsomer, ride softly<br /> +That we may be able to hold way with ye, we are Princes,<br /> +But those are but poor things to you; talk wiser,<br /> +'Twill well become your mightiness; talk less,<br /> +That men may think ye can do more.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Talk truth,<br /> +That men may think ye are honest, and believe ye,<br /> +Or talk your self asleep, for I am weary of you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> Why? I can talk and do.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> That wou'd do excellent.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> And tell you, only I deserve the Princess,<br /> +And make good only I, if you dare, you sir,<br /> +Or you <i>Syanas</i> Prince.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Heres a storm toward,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span>Methinks it sings already, to him Governor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Here lies my proof. <span class="ralign">[<i>Draw.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Sy.</i> And mine.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> I'll be short with ye,<br /> +For these long arguments I was never good at.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> How white the boaster looks!<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Ruy Dias, Quisara, Quisana, Panura.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ar.</i> I see he lacks faith.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> For shame forbear great Princes, rule your angers,<br /> +You violate the freedom of this place,<br /> +The state and Royalty—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> He's well contented<br /> +It seems, and so I have done.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Is this she Signior?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> This is the Princess Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> She is sweet and goodly,<br /> +An admirable form, they have cause to justle.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Ye wrong me and my court, ye forward Princes;<br /> +Comes your Love wrapt in Violence to seek us?<br /> +Is't fit though you be great, my presence should be<br /> +Stain'd, and polluted with your bloody rages?<br /> +My privacies affrighted with your Swords?<br /> +He that loves me, loves my command; be temper'd,<br /> +Or be no more what ye profess, my Servants.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Omnes.</i> We are calme as peace.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> What command she carries!<br /> +And what a sparkling Majesty flies from her!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Is it ye love to do? ye shall find danger,<br /> +And danger that shall start your resolutions,<br /> +But not this way; 'tis not contention,<br /> +Who loves me to my face best, or who can flatter most<br /> +Can carry me, he that deserves my favor,<br /> +And will enjoy what I bring, love and Majesty,<br /> +Must win me with his worth; must travel for me;<br /> +Must put his hasty rage off, and put on<br /> +A well confirmed, a temperate, and true valor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Omnes.</i> But shew the way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> And will, and then shew you<br /> +A will to tread the way, I'll say ye are worthy.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span> +<i>Py.</i> What task now<br /> +Will she turn 'em to? these hot youths,<br /> +I fear will find a cooling card, I read in her eyes<br /> +Something that has some swinge must flye amongst 'em;<br /> +By this hand I love her a little now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> 'Tis not unknown to you<br /> +I had a royal Brother, now miserable,<br /> +And Prisoner to that Man; if I were ambitious,<br /> +Gap'd for that glory was n're born with me,<br /> +<a name="p103_9" id="p103_9" class="fc">There he should lie his miseries</a> upon him:<br /> +If I were covetous, and my heart set<br /> +On riches, and those base effects that follow<br /> +On pleasures uncontrol'd, or safe revenges,<br /> +There he should die, his death <a name="p103_13" id="p103_13" class="fc">[would]</a> give me all these;<br /> +For then stood I up absolute to do all;<br /> +Yet all these flattering shews of dignity,<br /> +These golden dreams of greatness cannot force<br /> +To forget nature and my fair affection.<br /> +Therefore that Man that would be known my lover,<br /> +Must be known his redeemer, and must bring him<br /> +Either alive or dead to my embraces.<br /> +For even his bones I scorn shall feel such slavery,<br /> +Or seek another Mistriss, 'twill be hard<br /> +To do this, wondrous hard, a great adventure,<br /> +Fit for a spirit of an equal greatness;<br /> +But being done, the reward is worthy of it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> How they stand gaping all!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> <i>Ruy</i> <a name="p103_27" id="p103_27" class="fc"><i>Dias</i> cold</a>?<br /> +Not flye like fire into it? may be you doubt me,<br /> +He that shall do this is my husband Prince;<br /> +By the bright heavens he is, by whose justice<br /> +I openly proclaim it; if I lye,<br /> +Or seek to set you on with subtilty,<br /> +Let that meet with me, and reward my falshood.<br /> +No stirring yet, no start into a bravery?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> Madam, it may be, but being a main danger,<br /> +Your Grace must give me leave to look about me,<br /> +And take a little time, the cause will ask it.<br /> +Great Acts require great counsels.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Take your pleasure,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>I fear the Portugal.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> I'll raise an Army<br /> +That shall bring back <a name="p104_2" id="p104_2" class="fc">[h]is</a> Island, Fort and all,<br /> +And fix it here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> How long will this be doing?<br /> +You should have begun in your Grandfather's days.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sy.</i> What may be,<br /> +And what my power can promise noblest Lady,<br /> +My will I am sure stands fair.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Faire be your fortune,<br /> +Few promises are best, and fair performance.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> These cannot doe,<br /> +Their power and arts are weak ones.<br /> +'Tis in my will, I have this King your brother,<br /> +He is my prisoner, I <a name="p104_14" id="p104_14" class="fc">accept your proffer</a>,<br /> +And bless the fair occasion that atchiev'd him:<br /> +I love ye, and I honor ye, but speak;<br /> +Whether alive or dead he shall be rendred,<br /> +And see how readily, how in an instant,<br /> +Quick as your wishes Lady—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> No, I scorn ye,<br /> +You and <a name="p104_21" id="p104_21" class="fc">your courtesie</a>; I hate your love Sir;<br /> +And ere I would so basely win his liberty,<br /> +I would study to forget he was my brother;<br /> +By force he was taken; he that shall enjoy me,<br /> +Shall fetch him back by force, or never know me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> As I live, a rare Wench.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> She has a noble spirit.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> By force?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Yes Sir, by force, and make you glad too<br /> +To let him goe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> How? you may look nobler on me,<br /> +And think me no such Boy; by force he must not,<br /> +For your love much may be.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Put up your passion,<br /> +And pack ye home, I say, by force, and suddenly.<br /> +He lies there till he rots else, although I love him<br /> +Most tenderly and dearly, as a brother,<br /> +And out of these respects would joy to see him;<br /> +Yet to receive him as thy courtesie,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span>With all the honor thou couldst add unto him<br /> +From his hands that most hate him, I had rather,<br /> +Though no condition were propounded for him,<br /> +See him far sunke i'th earth, and there forget him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Your hopes are gelt good Governor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> A rare Woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Lady,<br /> +I'll pull this pride, I'll quench this bravery,<br /> +And turne your glorious scorn to tears and howlings;<br /> +I will proud Princess; this neglect of me<br /> +Shall make thy brother King most miserable;<br /> +Shall turn him into curses 'gainst thy cruelty:<br /> +For where before I us'd him like a King,<br /> +And did those Royal Offices unto him:<br /> +Now he shall lie a sad lump in a dungeon,<br /> +Loden with chains and fetters, colds and hunger,<br /> +Darkness, and lingring death for his companions;<br /> +And let me see who dare attempt his rescue,<br /> +What desperate fool? look toward it; farewel,<br /> +And when thou know'st him thus, lament thy follies,<br /> +Nay I will make thee kneel to take my offer:<br /> +Once more farewel, and put thy trust in puppits. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> If none dare undertake it, I'll live a mourner.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> You cannot want.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sy.</i> You must not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> 'Tis most dangerous,<br /> +And wise men wou'd proceed with care and counsel,<br /> +Yet some way would I knew—<br /> +Walke with me Gentlemen— <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt. Manent, Arm. and his Comp.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> How do you like her spirit?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> 'Tis a clear one,<br /> +<a name="p105_31" id="p105_31" class="fc">Clog'd with</a> no dirty stuff, she is all pure honor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> The bravest Wench I ever look'd upon,<br /> +And of the strongest parts, she is most fair,<br /> +Yet her mind such a mirrour—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> What an action<br /> +Wou'd this be to put forward on, what a glory,<br /> +And what an everlasting wealth to end it!<br /> +Methinks my soul is strangely rais'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> To step into it,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span>Just while they think, and ere they have determin'd<br /> +To bring the King off.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Things have been done as dangerous.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> And prosper'd best when they were least consider'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Bless me my hopes,<br /> +And you my friends assist me.<br /> +None but our companions.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> You deale wisely,<br /> +And if we shrink the name of slaves dye with us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> Stay not for second thoughts.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> I am determin'd;<br /> +And though I lose, it shall be sung, I was valiant,<br /> +And my brave offer shall be turn'd to story,<br /> +Worthy the Princess tongue. A Boat, that's all<br /> +That's unprovided, and habits like to Merchants,<br /> +The rest wee'l councel as we goe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Away then,<br /> +Fortune looks fair on those, make haste to win her. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3><i>Actus Secundus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Keeper, and 2 or 3 Moores.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Kee.</i> I Have kept many a Man, and many a great one,<br /> +Yet I confess, I nere saw before<br /> +A Man of such a sufferance; he lies now<br /> +Where I would not lay my dog, for sure 'twould kill him.<br /> +Where neither light or comfort can come near him;<br /> +Nor air, nor earth that's wholsome; it grieves me<br /> +To see a mighty King with all his glory,<br /> +Sunk o'th' sudden to the bottome of a dungeon.<br /> +Whether should we descend that are poor Rascals<br /> +If we had our deserts?<br /> +<br /> +<i>1. Mo.</i> 'Tis a strange wonder,<br /> +Load him with Irons, oppress him with contempts,<br /> +Which are the Governors commands, give him nothing,<br /> +Or so little, to sustain life, 'tis <a name="p106_34" id="p106_34" class="fc">next nothing</a>;<br /> +They stir not him, he smiles upon his miseries,<br /> +And beares 'em with such strength, as if his nature<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span>Had been nurs'd up, and foster'd with calamities.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> He gives no ill words, curses, nor repines not,<br /> +Blames nothing, hopes in nothing, we can hear of;<br /> +And in the midst of all these frights, fears nothing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kee.</i> I'll be sworne<br /> +He fears not, for even when I shake for him,<br /> +As many times my pitty will compell me,<br /> +When other souls, that bear not half his burthen,<br /> +Shrink in their powers, and burst with their oppressions;<br /> +Then will he Sing, wooe his afflictions,<br /> +And court 'em in sad airs, as if he wou'd wed 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1.</i> That's more than we have heard yet, we are only<br /> +Appointed for his Guard, but not so near him,<br /> +If we could hear that wonder—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kee.</i> Many times<br /> +I fear the Governor should come to know it;<br /> +For his voice so affects me, so delights me,<br /> +That when I find his hour, I have Musick ready,<br /> +And it stirs me infinitely, be but still and private,<br /> +And you may chance to hear.<br /> +<span class="ralign">[<i>King appears loden with chains, his head, <a name="p107_20" id="p107_20" class="fc">and</a> armes only above.</i></span></p> + +<p> +<i>2.</i> We will not stir, Sir;<br /> +This is a sudden change, but who dares blame it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kee.</i> Now hark and melt, for I am sure I shall;<br /> +Stand silent, what stubborn weight of chains—<br /> +<br /> +<i>1.</i> Yet he looks temperately.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> His eyes not sunk, and his complexion firm still,<br /> +No wildness, no distemper'd touch upon him,<br /> +How constantly he smiles, and how undanted!<br /> +With what a Majesty he heaves his head up! <span class="ralign">[<i>Musick.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Kee.</i> Now marke, I know he will sing; do not disturb him.<br /> +Your allowance from the Governor, wou'd it were more sir,<br /> +Or in my power to make it hansomer.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> Do not transgress thy charge, I take his bounty,<br /> +And fortune, whilst I bear a mind contented<br /> +Not leaven'd with the glory I am falen from,<br /> +Nor hang upon vain hopes, that may corrupt me.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Governor.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Gov.</i> Thou art my slave, and I appear above thee.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span> +<i>Kee.</i> The Governor himself.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> What, at your banquet?<br /> +And in such state, and with such change of service?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> Nature's no glutton, Sir, a little serves her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> This diet's holsome then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> I beg no better.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> A calm contented mind, give him less next;<br /> +These full meals will oppress his health, his Grace<br /> +Is of a tender, and pure constitution,<br /> +And such repletions—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> Mock, mock, it moves not me sir,<br /> +Thy mirths, as do thy mischiefs, flie behind me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Ye carry it handsomely, but tell me patience,<br /> +Do not you curse the brave and royal Lady<br /> +Your gracious sister? do not you damn her pitty,<br /> +Damn twenty times a day, and damn it seriously?<br /> +Do not you swear aloud too, cry and kick?<br /> +The very soul sweat in thee with the agony<br /> +Of her contempt of me? Couldst not <a name="p108_18" id="p108_18" class="fc">thou eat her</a><br /> +For being so injurious to thy fortune,<br /> +Thy fair and happy fortune? Couldst not thou wish her<br /> +A Bastard, or a Whore, fame might proclame her;<br /> +Black ugly fame, or that thou hadst had no sister?<br /> +Spitting the general name out, and the nature;<br /> +Blaspheming heaven for making such a mischief;<br /> +For giving power to pride, and will to Woman?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> No Tyrant, no, I bless and love her for it;<br /> +And though her scorn of thee, had laid up for me<br /> +As many plagues as the corrupted air breeds,<br /> +As many mischiefs as the hours have minutes,<br /> +As many formes of Death, as doubt can figure;<br /> +Yet I should love <a name="p108_31" id="p108_31" class="fc">[her]</a> more still, and more honor her;<br /> +All thou canst lay upon me, cannot bend me,<br /> +No not the stroke of death, that I despise too:<br /> +For if fear could possess me, thou hadst won me;<br /> +As little from this hour I prize thy flatteries,<br /> +And less than those thy prayers, though thou wouldst kneel to me;<br /> +And if she be not Mistriss of this nature,<br /> +She is none of mine, no kin, and I contemne her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Are you so valiant sir?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span> +<i>Kin.</i> Yes, and so fortunate;<br /> +For he that <a name="p109_1" id="p109_1" class="fc">holds his</a> constancy still conquers;<br /> +Hadst thou preserv'd me as a noble enemy,<br /> +And as at first, made my restraint seem to me<br /> +But only as the shadow of captivity,<br /> +I had still spoke thee noble, still declar'd thee<br /> +A valiant, great, and worthy man, still lov'd thee,<br /> +And still prefer'd thy fair love to my sister;<br /> +But to compell this from me with a misery,<br /> +A most inhumane, and unhandsome slavery—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> You will relent for all this talk I fear not,<br /> +And put your wits a work agen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> You are cozen'd;<br /> +Or if I were so weak to be wrought to it,<br /> +So fearful to give way to so much poverty,<br /> +How I should curse her heart if she consented!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> You shall write, and entreat, or—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> Do thy utmost,<br /> +And e'en in all thy tortures I'll laugh at thee,<br /> +I'll think thee no more valiant, but a villain;<br /> +Nothing thou hast done brave, but like a thief,<br /> +Atchiev'd by craft, and kept by cruelty;<br /> +Nothing thou canst deserve, thou art unhonest;<br /> +Nor no way live to build a Name, thou art barbarous.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Down with him low enough, there let him murmur,<br /> +And see his diet be so light and little,<br /> +He grow not thus high hearted on't, I will coole ye,<br /> +And make ye cry for mercy, and be ready<br /> +To work my ends, and willingly; and your sister taken down,<br /> +Your scornful, cruel sister shall repent too,<br /> +And sue to me for grace.<br /> +Give him no liberty,<br /> +But let his bands be doubled, his ease lessened;<br /> +Nothing his heart desires, but vex and torture him:<br /> +Let him not sleep, nothing that's dear to nature<br /> +Let him enjoy; yet take heed that he dye not;<br /> +Keep him as near death, and as willing to embrace it,<br /> +But see he arrive not at it; I will humble him.<br /> +And her stout heart that stands on such defiance;<br /> +And let me see her champions that dare venture<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span>Her high and mighty wooers, keep your guards close,<br /> +And as you love your lives be diligent.<br /> +And what I charge, observe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Omnes.</i> We shall be dutiful.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> I'll pull your courage King, and all your bravery. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Gov.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>1.</i> Most certain he is resolved nothing can stir him;<br /> +For if he had but any part about him<br /> +Gave way to fear or hope, he durst not talk thus,<br /> +And do thus stoutly too, as willingly,<br /> +And quietly he sunk down to his sorrows,<br /> +As some <a name="p110_10" id="p110_10" class="fc">men [to]</a> their sleeps.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Keep.</i> Yes, and sleeps with e'm;<br /> +So little he regards them, there's the wonder,<br /> +And often soundly sleeps, wou'd I durst pity him,<br /> +Or wou'd it were in my will, but we are servants,<br /> +And tied unto command.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> I wish him better,<br /> +But much I fear h'as found his tombe already,<br /> +We must observe our guards.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1.</i> He cannot last long,<br /> +And when he is dead, he is free.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kee.</i> That's the most cruelty,<br /> +That we must keep him living.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> That's as he please;<br /> +For that Man that resolves, needs no Phisitian. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Armusia, Soza, Emanuel <i>like Merchants, +arm'd underneath</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Arm.</i> Our prosperous passage was an omen to us,<br /> +A lucky and a fair omen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Omnes.</i> We believe it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> The Sea and Wind strove who should most befriend us,<br /> +And as they favour'd our design, and lov'd us,<br /> +So lead us forth—Where lies the Boat that brought us?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Safe lodg'd within the Reeds, close by the Castle,<br /> +That no eye can suspect, nor thought come near it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> But where have you been, brave sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> I have broke the Ice Boyes:<br /> +I have begun the game, fair fortune guide it,<br /> +Suspectless have I travell'd all the Town through,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span>And in this Merchants shape won much acquaintance,<br /> +Survey'd each strength and place that may befriend us,<br /> +View'd all his Magazines, got perfect knowledge<br /> +Of where the Prison is, and what power guards it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> These will be strong attempts.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Courage is strong:<br /> +What we <a name="p111_6" id="p111_6" class="fc">beg[a]n</a> with policy, my dear friends,<br /> +Let's end with manly force; there's no retiring,<br /> +Unless it be with shame.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> Shame his that hopes it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Better a few, and clearer fame will follow us,<br /> +However, lose or win, and speak our memories,<br /> +Than if we led our Armies; things done thus,<br /> +And of this noble weight, will stile us worthies.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Direct, and we have done, bring us to execute,<br /> +And if we flinch, or fail—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> I am sure ye dare not.<br /> +Then farther know, and let no ear be near us,<br /> +That may be false.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> Speak boldly on, we are honest;<br /> +Our lives and fortunes yours.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Hard by the place then<br /> +Where all his Treasure lies, his Armes, his Women,<br /> +Close by the Prison too where he keeps the King,<br /> +I have hir'd a lodging, as a Trading Merchant,<br /> +A Celler to that too, to stow my Wares in,<br /> +The very Wall of which, joynes to his store-house.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> What of all this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Ye are dull, if ye apprehend not:<br /> +Into that Cellar, elected friends, I have convey'd,<br /> +And unsuspected too, that <a name="p111_30" id="p111_30" class="fc">that</a> will do it;<br /> +That that will make all shake, and smoak too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> Ha?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> My thoughts have not been idle, nor my practice:<br /> +The fire I brought here with me shall do something,<br /> +Shall burst into material flames, and bright ones,<br /> +That all the Island shall stand wondring at it,<br /> +As if they had been stricken with a Comet:<br /> +Powder is ready, and enough to work it,<br /> +The Match is left a-fire, all, all husht, and lockt close,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span>No man suspecting what I am but Merchant:<br /> +An hour hence, my brave friends, look for the fury,<br /> +The fire to light us to our honour'd purpose,<br /> +For by that time 'twill take.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> What are our duties?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> When all are full of fear and fright, the Governor<br /> +Out of his wits, to see the flames so imperious,<br /> +Ready to turn to ashes all he worships,<br /> +And all the people there to stop these ruins,<br /> +No man regarding any private office;<br /> +Then flie we to the prison suddenly,<br /> +Here's one has found the way, and dares direct us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> Then to our swords and good hearts,<br /> +I long for it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Certain we shall not find much opposition,<br /> +But what is must be forced.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> 'Tis bravely cast Sir,<br /> +And surely too I hope.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> If the fire fail not,<br /> +And powder hold his nature, some must presently<br /> +Upon the first cry of th' amazed people,<br /> +(For nothing will be markt then, but the misery)<br /> +Be ready with the boat upon an instant,<br /> +And then all's right and fair.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> Bless us dear fortune.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Let us be worthy of it in our courage,<br /> +And fortune must befriend us, come all sever,<br /> +But keep still within sight, when the flame rises<br /> +Let's meet, or either doe, or dye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> So be it. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Governor, and Captain.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Gov.</i> No Captain, for those Troops we need 'em not,<br /> +The Town is strong enough to stand their furies;<br /> +I wou'd see 'em come, and offer to do something.<br /> +They are high in words.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cap.</i> 'Tis safer Sir then doing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Dost think they dare attempt?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cap.</i> May be by Treaty,<br /> +But sure by force they will not prove so froward.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span> +<i>Gov.</i> No faith, I warrant thee, they know me well enough<br /> +And know they have no Child in hand to play with:<br /> +They know my nature too, I have bit some of 'em,<br /> +And to the bones, they have reason to remember me,<br /> +It makes me laugh to think how glorious<br /> +The fools are in their promises, and how pregnant<br /> +Their wits and powers are to bring things to pass;<br /> +Am I not grown lean with loss of sleep and care<br /> +To prevent these threatnings, Captain?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cap.</i> You look well Sir:<br /> +Upon my conscience you are not like to sicken<br /> +Upon any such conceit.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> I hope I shall not:<br /> +Well, wou'd I had this Wench, for I must have her,<br /> +She must be mine; and there's another charge Captain;<br /> +What betwixt love and brawling I got nothing,<br /> +All goes in maintenance—<br /> +Heark, What was that, <span class="ralign">[<i>The Train takes.</i></span><br /> +That noise there? it went with a violence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cap.</i> Some old wall belike Sir,<br /> +That had no neighbor help to hold it up,<br /> +Is fallen suddenly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> I must discard these Rascals,<br /> +That are not able to maintain their buildings,<br /> +They blur the beauty of the Town.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Within.</i> Fire, Fire.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> I hear another tune, good Captain,<br /> +It comes on fresher still, 'tis loud and fearful,<br /> +Look up into the Town, how bright the ayr shewes;<br /> +Upon my life some sudden fire. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex. Cap.</i></span><br /> +The bell too? <span class="ralign">[<i>Bell Rings.</i></span><br /> +I hear the noise more clear.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Citizen.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Cit.</i> Fire, fire.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Where? where?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cit.</i> Suddenly taken in a <a name="p113_35" id="p113_35" class="fc">Merchan[t]s</a> house sir,<br /> +Fearful and high it blazes; help good people.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Pox o'their paper-houses, how they smother,<br /> +They light like Candles, how the rore still rises!<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Captain.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Cap.</i> Your Magazine's a fire Sir, help, help suddenly,<br /> +The Castle too is in danger, in much danger,<br /> +All will be lost, get the people presently,<br /> +And all that are your Guard, and all help, all hands Sir,<br /> +Your wealth, your strength, is burnt else, the Town perisht;<br /> +The Castle now begins to flame.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> My soul shakes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cap.</i> A Merchants house next joyning? shame light on him,<br /> +That ever such a neighbour, such a villain—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Raise all the Garrison, and bring 'em up.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter other Citizens.</i></p> + +<p> +And beat the people forward—Oh I have lost all<br /> +In one house, all my hopes: good worthy Citizens<br /> +Follow me all, and all your powers give to me,<br /> +I will reward you all. Oh cursed fortune—<br /> +The flame's more violent: arise still, help, help, Citizens,<br /> +Freedom and wealth to him that helps: follow, oh follow.<br /> +Fling wine, or any thing, I'll see't recompenc'd.<br /> +Buckets, more Buckets; fire, fire, fire. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex. omnes.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Armusia, <i>and his company</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Arm.</i> Let it flame on, a comely light it gives up<br /> +To our discovery.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Heark, what a merry cry<br /> +These hounds make! forward fairly,<br /> +We are not seen in the mist, we are not noted. Away,<br /> +Away. Now if we lose our fortune— <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Captain and Citizens.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Cap.</i> Up Soldiers, up, and deal like men.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cit.</i> More water, more water, all is consum'd else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cap.</i> All's gone, unless you undertake it straight, your<br /> +Wealth too, that must preserve, and pay your labor bravely.<br /> +Up, up, away. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex. Cap. and Cit. <a name="p114_33" id="p114_33" class="fc">Then,</a></i></span><br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Armusia <i>and his company breaking open +a Doore</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ar.</i> So, thou art open, keep the way clear<br /> +Behind still. Now for the place.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sold.</i> 'Tis here Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Sure this is it.<br /> +Force ope the doore—A miserable creature!<br /> +Yet by his manly face— <span class="ralign">[<i>The King discovered.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> Why stare ye on me?<br /> +You cannot put on faces to afright me:<br /> +In death I am a King still, and contemne ye:<br /> +Where is that Governor? Methinks his Man-hood<br /> +Should be well pleas'd to see my Tragedy,<br /> +And come to bath his stern eyes in my sorrows;<br /> +I dare him to the sight, bring his scorns with him,<br /> +And all his rugged threats: here's a throat, soldiers;<br /> +Come, see who can strike deepest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> Break the Chain there.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> What does this mean?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Come, talke of no more Governors,<br /> +He has other business, Sir, put your Legs forward,<br /> +And gather up your courage like a Man,<br /> +Wee'll carry off your head else: we are friends,<br /> +And come to give your sorrows ease.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> On bravely;<br /> +Delayes may lose agen.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Guard.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Ar.</i> The Guard.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Upon 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Make speedy, and sure work.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> They flie.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Up with him, and to the Boat; stand fast, now be speedy;<br /> +When this heat's past, wee'll sing our History.<br /> +Away, like thoughts, sudden as desires, friends;<br /> +Now sacred chance be ours.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Pray when we have done, Sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter 3 or 4 Citizens severally.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>1.</i> What is the fire allaid?<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> 'Tis out, 'tis out,<br /> +Or past the worst, I never did so stoutly<br /> +I'll assure you neighbours since I was a Man:<br /> +I have been burnt at both ends like a squib:<br /> +I liv'd two hours in the' fire, 'twas a hideous matter;<br /> +But when men of understanding come about it,<br /> +Men that judge of things, my Wife gave me over,<br /> +And took her leave a hundred times, I bore up still,<br /> +And tost the Buckets Boys.<br /> +<br /> +<i>3.</i> We are all meere Martins.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1.</i> I heard a voice at latter end o'th hurry,<br /> +Or else I dreamt I heard it, that said Treason.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> 'Tis like enough, it might cry Murder too, for there was<br /> +Many without a joint, but what's that to us: Let's home<br /> +And fright our Wives, for we look like Devils.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter 3 Women.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>3.</i> Here come some of 'em to fright us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1 W.</i> Mine's alive neighbor—oh sweet hony husband.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> Thou liest, I think abominably, and thou hadst been<br /> +In my place, thou wouldst have stunk at both ends.<br /> +Get me some drink, give me whole Tuns of drink,<br /> +Whole cisterns; for I have four dozen of fine firebrands<br /> +In my belly, I have more smoke in my mouth, than would<br /> +Blote a hundred Herrings.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2 Wo.</i> Art thou come safe agen?<br /> +<br /> +<i>3 Wo.</i> I pray you what became of my man, is he in a Well?<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> At hearts ease in a Well, is very well neighbor;<br /> +We left him drinking of a new dozen of Buckets;<br /> +Thy husbands happy, he was through roasted,<br /> +And now he's basting of himself at all points:<br /> +The Clark and he are cooling their pericraniums;<br /> +<a name="p116_34" id="p116_34" class="fc">Body [O] me</a> neighbors there's fire in my Codpiece.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1 Wo.</i> Bless my Husband.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> Blow it out Wife—blow, blow, the gable end a'th' store-house.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Women.</i> Some water, water, water.<br /> +<br /> +<i>3.</i> Peace, 'tis but a sparkle;<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span>Raise not the Town again, 'twill be a great hindrance,<br /> +I'm glad 'tis out, and't had ta'en in my Hay-loft?<br /> +What frights are <a name="p117_2" id="p117_2" class="fc">[t]hese</a>, marry heaven bless thy modicum.<br /> +<br /> +<i>3 Wo.</i> But is a drown'd outright, pray put me out of<br /> +Fear neighbor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> Thou wouldst have it so, but after a hundred fires<br /> +More, he'll live to see thee burnt for brewing musty<br /> +Liquor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1.</i> Come, let's go neighbor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> For I would very fain turn down this liquor;<br /> +Come, come, I fry like a burnt mary-bone:<br /> +Women get you afore, and draw upon us;<br /> +Run wenches, run, and let your Taps run with ye;<br /> +Run as the fire were in your tails, cry Ale, Ale.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wom.</i> Away, let's nourish the poor wretches.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> We'll rallie up the rest of the burnt Regiment.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Governor, Captain, Soldier, and Guard.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Gov.</i> The fire's quencht Captain, but the mischief hangs still;<br /> +The King's redeem'd, and gone too; a trick, a dam'd one:<br /> +Oh I am overtaken poorly, tamely.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cap.</i> Where were the guard that waited upon the prison?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sol.</i> Most of'em slain, yet some scap'd, Sir, and they deliver,<br /> +They saw a little boat ready to receive him,<br /> +And those redeem'd him, making such haste and fighting;<br /> +Fighting beyond the force of men.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> I am lost Captain,<br /> +And all the world will laugh at this, and scorn me:<br /> +Count me a heavy sleepy fool, a coward,<br /> +A coward past recovery, a confirm'd coward,<br /> +One <a name="p117_29" id="p117_29" class="fc">without carriage</a>, or common sense.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sol.</i> Hee's gon Sir,<br /> +And put to Sea amaine, past our recovery,<br /> +Not a Boat ready to pursue; if there were any,<br /> +The people stand amazed so at their valor,<br /> +And the sudden fright of fire, none knows to execute.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Oh, I could tear my limbs, and knock my <a name="p117_35" id="p117_35" class="fc">boys brains</a><br /> +'Gainst every post I meet; fool'd with a fire?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cap.</i> It was a crafty trick.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> No, I was lazy,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span>Confident sluggish lazie, had I but met 'em<br /> +And chang'd a dozen blowes, I had forgiv'n 'em,<br /> +By both these hands held up, and by that brightness<br /> +That gildes the world with light, by all our worships,<br /> +The hidden ebbes and flowes of the blew Ocean,<br /> +I will not rest; no mirth shall dwell upon me,<br /> +Wine touch my mouth, nor any thing refresh me,<br /> +Till I be wholly quit of this dishonor:<br /> +Make ready my <i>Barrato's</i> instantly,<br /> +And what I shall intend—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cap.</i> We are your servants. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Quisara, Ruy Dyas.</p> + +<p> +<i>Quisar.</i> Never tell me, you never car'd to win me,<br /> +Never for my sake to attempt a deed,<br /> +Might draw me to a thought, you sought my favor:<br /> +If not for love of me, for love of armes Sir,<br /> +For that cause you profess, for love of honor,<br /> +Of which you stile your self the mighty Master,<br /> +You might have stept out nobly, and made an offer,<br /> +As if you had intended something excellent,<br /> +Put on a forward face.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Dear Lady hold me—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I hold ye, as I find ye, a faint servant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> By —— I dare doe—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> In a Ladies chamber<br /> +I dare believe ye, there's no mortal danger:<br /> +Give me the man that dares do, to deserve that:<br /> +I thought you <i>Portugals</i> had been rare wonders,<br /> +Men of those haughty courages and credits,<br /> +That all things were confin'd within your promises,<br /> +The Lords of fate and fortune I believ'd ye,<br /> +But well I see I am deceiv'd <i>Ruy Dias</i>,<br /> +And blame, too late, my much beliefe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru. I</i> am asham'd, Lady,<br /> +I was so dull, so stupid to your offer:<br /> +Now you have once more school'd me, I am right,<br /> +And something shall be thought on suddenly,<br /> +And put in Act as soon, some <a name="p118_37" id="p118_37" class="fc">preparation—</a><br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> And give it out?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span> +<i>Ru.</i> Yes, Lady, and so great too;<br /> +In which, the noise of all my Countrey-men—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Those will do well, for they are all approv'd ones,<br /> +And though he be restor'd alive.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> I have ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> For then we are both servants.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> I conceive ye,<br /> +Good Madam give me leave to turn my fancies.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quis.</i> Do, and make all things fit, and then I'll visit you. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> My self, the Cozen, and the Garrison,<br /> +The neighbors of the out-Isles of our Nation,<br /> +<i>Syana's</i> strength, for I can humor him:<br /> +And proud <i>Bekamus</i>, I shall deceive his glory. <span class="ralign">[<i>A shout.</i></span><br /> +What ringing sound of joy is this? whence comes it?<br /> +May be the Princes are in sport.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Pyniero, Christoph.</p> + +<p> +<i>Py.</i> Where are ye?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Now <i>Pyniero</i>, What's the haste you seek me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Doe you know this sign Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Ha!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Do you know this embleme:<br /> +Your nose is boar'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Boar'd? What's that?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Y'are topt Sir:<br /> +The King's come home again, the King.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> The Devil!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Nay sure he came a Gods name home:<br /> +He's return'd Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Christ.</i> And all this joy ye hear—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Who durst attempt him?<br /> +The Princes are all here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chry.</i> They are worthy Princes,<br /> +They are special Princes, all they love by ounces.<br /> +Believe it Sir, 'tis done, and done most bravely and easily.<br /> +What fortune have ye lost Sir?<br /> +What justice have ye now unto this Lady?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> How stands your claim?<br /> +That ever Man should be fool'd so,<br /> +When he should do and prosper; stand protesting,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span>Kissing the hand, and farting for a favor,<br /> +When he should be about his business sweating;<br /> +She bid you go, and pickt you out a purpose,<br /> +To make your self a fortune by, a Lady, a Lady, and a lusty one,<br /> +A lovely, that now you may go look, she pointed ye,<br /> +Knowing you were a man of worth and merit,<br /> +And bid you fly, you have made a fair flight on't,<br /> +You have caught a Goose.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> How dare you thus molest me? <span class="ralign">[<i>A shout.</i></span><br /> +It cannot be.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> Heark how the general joy rings!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Have you your hearing left? Is not that drunk too?<br /> +For if you had been sober, you had been wise sure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Done? Who dares do?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> It seems an honest fellow,<br /> +That has ended his Market before you be up.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> The shame on't 's a stranger too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> 'Tis no shame,<br /> +He took her at her word, and tied the bargain,<br /> +Dealt like a man indeed, stood not demurring,<br /> +But clapt close to the cause, as he will do to the Lady:<br /> +'Is a fellow of that speed and handsomness,<br /> +He will get her with child too, ere you shall come to know him,<br /> +Is it not brave, a gentleman scarce landed,<br /> +Scarce eating of the air here, not acquainted,<br /> +No circumstance of love depending on him,<br /> +Nor no command to shew him, must start forth,<br /> +At the first sight to—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> I am undone.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Like an Oyster:<br /> +She neither taking view, nor value of him,<br /> +Unto such deeds as these—Pox o' these,<br /> +These wise delayings—<br /> +They make men cowards.<br /> +You are undone as a man would undoe an egge,<br /> +A hundred shames about ye.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Quisara, Panura, <i>and Traine</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Quisar.</i> Can it be possible,<br /> +A stranger that I have not known, not seen yet,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span>A man I never grac'd; O Captain, Captain,<br /> +What shall I do? I am betray'd by fortune,<br /> +It cannot be, it must not be.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> It is Lady,<br /> +And by my faith a hansome Gentleman;<br /> +'Tis his poor Schollers prize.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Must I be given<br /> +Unto a Man I never saw, ne're spoke with,<br /> +I know not of what Nation?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Is a Portugal,<br /> +And of as good a pitch he will be giv'n to you Lady,<br /> +For he's given much to hansome flesh.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Oh <i>Ruy Dias</i>,<br /> +This was your sloth, your sloth, your sloth <i>Ruy Dias</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Your love sloth; Unckle do you find it now?<br /> +You should have done at first, and faithfully: <span class="ralign">[<i>A shout.</i></span><br /> +And then th'other had lyed ready for ye;<br /> +Madam, the general joy comes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> We must meet it—but with what comfort?<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Citizens carrying boughs</i>, <i>boyes singing after 'em</i>; +<i>Then</i> King, Armusia, Soza, Emanuel; <i>The +Princes and train following</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Quisar.</i> Oh my dear brother, what a joy runs through me,<br /> +To see you safe again, your self, and mighty,<br /> +What a blest day is this!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> Rise up fair Sister,<br /> +I am not welcome till you have embraced me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> A general gladness sir flies through the City,<br /> +And mirth possesses all to see your Grace arrive,<br /> +Thus happily arriv'd again, and fairly;<br /> +'Twas a brave venture who so e'er put for it,<br /> +A high and noble one, worthy much honor;<br /> +And had it fail'd, we had not fail'd great Sir,<br /> +And in short time too, to have forc'd the Governor,<br /> +In spight of all his threats.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> I thank ye Gentleman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> And all his subtilties to set you free,<br /> +With all his heart and will too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> I know ye love me.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span> +<i>Py.</i> This had been good with something done before it,<br /> +Something set off to beautifie it, now it sounds empty, like<br /> +A Barbers bason, pox there's no metall in't, no noble marrow.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> I have an Army Sir, but that the Governor,<br /> +The foolish fellow was a little provident,<br /> +And wise in letting slip no time, became him too,<br /> +That would have scour'd him else, and all his confines;<br /> +That would have rung him such a peal—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Yes backward,<br /> +To make dogs houl, I know thee to a farthing,<br /> +Thy Army's good for Hawks, there's<br /> +Nothing but sheeps hearts in it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sy.</i> I have done nothing Sir, therefore<br /> +I think it convenient I say little what I purposed,<br /> +And what my love intended.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> I like your modesty,<br /> +And thank ye royal friends, I know it griev'd ye<br /> +To know my misery; but this man, <a name="p122_17" id="p122_17" class="fc">Prince[s]</a>,<br /> +I must thank heartily, indeed, and treuly,<br /> +For this Man saw me in't, and redeemed me:<br /> +He lookt upon me sinking, and then caught me.<br /> +This Sister this, this all Man, this all valor,<br /> +This pious Man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> My countenance, it shames me,<br /> +One scarce arriv'd, not harden'd yet, not<br /> +Read in dangers and great deeds, sea-sick, not season'd—<br /> +Oh I have boy'd my self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> This noble bulwark,<br /> +This launce and honor of our age and Kingdome;<br /> +This that I never can reward, nor hope<br /> +To be once worthy of the name of friend to,<br /> +This, this Man from the bowels of my sorrows<br /> +Has new begot my name, and once more made me:<br /> +Oh sister, if there may be thanks for this,<br /> +Or any thing near recompence invented.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> You are too noble Sir, there is reward<br /> +Above my action too by millions:<br /> +A recompence so rich and glorious,<br /> +I durst not dreame it mine, but that 'twas promised;<br /> +But that it was propounded, sworn and sealed<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span>Before the face of Heaven, I durst not hope it,<br /> +For nothing in the life of man, or merit,<br /> +It is so truly great, can else embrace it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> O speak it, speak it, bless mine ears to hear it,<br /> +Make me a happy man, to know it may be,<br /> +For still methinks I am a prisoner,<br /> +And feel no liberty before I find it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Then know it is your sister, she is mine Sir,<br /> +I claime her by her own word, and her honor;<br /> +It was her open promise to that Man<br /> +That durst redeeme ye; Beauty set me on,<br /> +And fortune crowns me fair, if she receive me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> Receive ye, Sir—why Sister—ha—so backward,<br /> +Stand as you knew me not? nor what he has ventured?<br /> +My dearest Sister.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Good Sir pardon me,<br /> +There is a blushing modesty becomes her,<br /> +That holds her back; Women are nice to wooe Sir;<br /> +I would not have her forc'd; give her fair liberty;<br /> +For things compell'd and frighted, of soft natures,<br /> +Turn into fears, and flie from their own wishes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> Look on <a name="p123_21" id="p123_21" class="fc">him</a> my <i>Quisara</i>, such another,<br /> +Oh all ye powers, so excellent in nature!<br /> +In honor so abundant!—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I confess Sir,<br /> +Confess my word is past too, he has purchased;<br /> +Yet good Sir give me leave to think; but time<br /> +To be acquainted with his worth and person;<br /> +To make me fit to know it; we are both strangers,<br /> +And how we should believe so suddenly,<br /> +Or come to fasten our affections—<br /> +Alas, love has his complements.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> Be sudden<br /> +And certain in your way, no <a name="p123_33" id="p123_33" class="fc">woman[s]</a> doubles,<br /> +Nor coy delayes, you are his, and so assure it,<br /> +Or cast from me and my remembrance ever;<br /> +Respect your word, I know you will, come Sister,<br /> +Lets see what welcome you can give a prisoner,<br /> +And what fair looks a friend—Oh my most noble<br /> +Princes, no discontents, but all be lusty,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span>He that frowns this day is an open enemy:<br /> +Thus in my armes my dear.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> You make me blush Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> And now lead on—<br /> +Our whole Court crown'd with pleasure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Madam, despair not, something shall be done yet,<br /> +And suddenly, and wisely.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> O <i>Ruy Dias</i>. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Well, he's a brave fellow, and he has deserv'd her richly;<br /> +And you have had your hands full I dare swear Gentlemen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> We have done something, Sir, if it hit right.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ch.</i> The woman has no eyes else, nor no honesty,<br /> +So much I think.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Come, let's goe bounce amongst 'em,<br /> +To the Kings health, and my brave Country-mans.<br /> +My Unckle looks as though he were sick oth'<br /> +Worms friends. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Actus Tertius. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Pyniero.</p> + +<p> +Mine Unckle haunts me up and down, looks melancholy,<br /> +Wondrous proof melancholy, sometimes swears<br /> +Then whistles, starts, cries, and groans, as if he had the Bots,<br /> +As to say truth, I think h'as little better,<br /> +<a name="p124_23" id="p124_23" class="fc">A[n]d</a> we'd fain speak; bids me good morrow at midnight,<br /> +And good night when 'tis noon, has something hovers<br /> +About his brains, that would fain find an issue,<br /> +But cannot out, or dares not: still he follows.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Ruy Dyas.</p> + +<p> +How he looks still, and how he beats about,<br /> +Like an old dog at a dead scent! I marry,<br /> +There was a sigh wou'd a set a ship a sailing:<br /> +These winds of love and honor, blow at all ends.<br /> +Now speak and't be thy Will: good morrow Uncle.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Good morrow Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> This is a new salute:<br /> +Sure h'as forgot me: this is pur-blind <i>Cupid</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> My Nephew?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span> +<i>Py.</i> Yes Sir, if I be not chang'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> I wou'd fain speak with you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I wou'd fain have ye, Sir,<br /> +For to that end I stay.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> You know I love ye,<br /> +And I have lov'd <a name="p125_5" id="p125_5" class="fc">ye</a> long, my dear <i>Pyniero</i>,<br /> +Bred and supply'd you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Whither walks this Preamble?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> You may remember, though I am but your Uncle,<br /> +I sure had a father's care, a father's tenderness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Sure he would wrap me into something now suddenly,<br /> +He doubts my nature in, for mine is honest,<br /> +He winds about me so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> A fathers diligence.<br /> +My private benefits I have forgot, Sir,<br /> +But those you might lay claim to as my follower;<br /> +Yet some men wou'd remember—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I do daily.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> The place which I have put ye in, which is no weak one,<br /> +Next to my self you stand in all employments,<br /> +Your counsels, cares, assignments with me equal,<br /> +So is my study still to plant your person;<br /> +These are small testimonies I have not forgot ye,<br /> +Nor wou'd not be forgotten.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> Sure you cannot.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Oh <i>Pyniero</i>—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> Sir, what hangs upon you,<br /> +What heavy weight oppresses ye, ye have lost,<br /> +(I must confess, in those that understand ye)<br /> +Some little of your credit, but time will cure that;<br /> +The best may slip sometimes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Oh my best Nephew—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> It may be ye fear her too, that disturbs ye,<br /> +That she may fall her self, or be forc'd from ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> She is ever true, but I undone for ever.<br /> +Oh that <i>Armusia</i>, that new thing, that stranger,<br /> +That flag stuck up to rob me of mine honor;<br /> +That murd'ring chain shot at me from my Countrey:<br /> +That goodly plague that I must court to kill me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> Now it comes flowing from him, I fear'd this,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span>Knew, he that durst be idle, durst be ill too,<br /> +Has he not done a brave thing?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> I must confess it Nephew, must allow it,<br /> +But that brave thing has undone me, has sunk me,<br /> +Has trod me like a name in sand, to nothing,<br /> +Hangs betwixt hope and me, and threatens my ruin;<br /> +And if he rise and blaze, farewel my fortune;<br /> +And when that's set, where's thy advancement, Cosin?<br /> +That were a friend, that were a noble <a name="p126_8" id="p126_8" class="fc">kinsman,</a><br /> +That would consider these; that man were grateful;<br /> +And he that durst do something here, durst love me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> You say true, 'tis worth consideration,<br /> +Your reasons are of weight, and mark me Uncle,<br /> +For I'll be sudden, and to th' purpose with you.<br /> +Say this <i>Armusia</i>, then <a name="p126_14" id="p126_14" class="fc">were</a> taken off,<br /> +As it may be easily done,<br /> +How stands the woman?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> She is mine for ever;<br /> +For she contemns his deed and him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> Pox on him.<br /> +Or if the single pox be not sufficient,<br /> +The hogs, the dogs, the devils pox possess him:<br /> +'Faith this <i>Armusia</i> stumbles me, 'tis a brave fellow;<br /> +And if he could be spared Uncle—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> I must perish:<br /> +Had he set up at any rest but this,<br /> +Done any thing but what concern'd my credit,<br /> +The everlasting losing of my worth—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> I understand you now, who set you on too.<br /> +I had a reasonable good opinion of the devil<br /> +Till this hour; and I see he is a knave indeed,<br /> +An arrant, stinking knave, for now I smell him;<br /> +I'll see what may be done then, you shall know<br /> +You have a kinsman, but no villain Uncle,<br /> +Nor no betrayer of fair fame, I scorn it;<br /> +I love and honor virtue; I must have<br /> +Access unto the Lady to know her mind too,<br /> +A good word from her mouth you know may stir me;<br /> +A Ladies look at setting on—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> You say well,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span>Here Cosin, here's a Letter ready for you,<br /> +And you shall see how nobly she'll receive you,<br /> +And with what <a name="p127_2" id="p127_2" class="fc">[c]are</a> direct.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> Farewel then Uncle,<br /> +After I have talk'd with her, I am your servant,<br /> +To make you honest if I can—else hate you.<br /> +Pray ye no more compliments, my head is busie, heaven bless me;<br /> +What a malicious soul does this man carry!<br /> +And to what scurvy things this love converts us!<br /> +What stinking things, and how sweetly they become us!<br /> +Murther's a moral virtue with these Lovers,<br /> +A special piece of Divinity, I take it:<br /> +I may be mad, or violently drunk.<br /> +Which is a whelp of that litter; or I may be covetous,<br /> +And learn to murther mens estates, that's base too;<br /> +Or proud, but that's a Paradise to this;<br /> +Or envious, and sit eating of my self<br /> +At others fortunes; I may lye, and damnably,<br /> +Beyond the patience of an honest hearer;<br /> +Cosin, Cutpurses, sit i'th' Stocks for apples.<br /> +But when I am a Lover, Lord have mercy,<br /> +These are poor pelting sins, or rather plagues,<br /> +Love and Ambition draw the devils Coach.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Quisana, <i>and</i> Panura.</p> + +<p> +How now! who are these? Oh my great Ladies <a name="p127_24" id="p127_24" class="fc">followers,</a><br /> +Her Riddle-founders, and her Fortune-tellers.<br /> +Her readers of her Love-Lectures, her Inflamers:<br /> +These doors I must pass through, I hope they are wide.<br /> +Good day to your beauties, how they take it to 'em!<br /> +As if they were fair indeed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> Good morrow to you, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> That's the old Hen, the brood-bird! how she busles!<br /> +How like an Inventory of Lechery she looks!<br /> +Many a good piece of iniquity<br /> +Has past her hands, I warrant her—I beseech you,<br /> +Is the fair Princess stirring?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> Yes marry is she, Sir.<br /> +But somewhat private: <a name="p127_37" id="p127_37" class="fc">you have</a> a business with her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Yes forsooth have I, and a serious business.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span> +<i>Pan.</i> May not we know?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Yes, when you can keep counsel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> How prettily he looks! he's a soldier sure,<br /> +His rudeness sits so handsomly upon him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> A good blunt Gentleman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Yes marry am I:<br /> +Yet for a push or two at sharp, and't please you—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> My honest friend, you know not who you speak to:<br /> +This is the <a name="p128_8" id="p128_8" class="fc">Princesses</a> Aunt,<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I like her the better<br /> +And she were her Mother (Lady) or her Grandmother,<br /> +I am not so bashful, but I can buckle with her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> Of what size is your business?<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p128_13" id="p128_13" class="fc"><i>Py</i>[<i>n</i>].</a> Of the long sixteens,<br /> +And will make way I warrant ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> How fine he talks!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> Nay in troth I talk but coursely, Lady,<br /> +But I hold it comfortable for the understanding:<br /> +How fain they wou'd draw me into ribaldry!<br /> +These wenches that live easily, live high,<br /> +<a name="p128_20" id="p128_20" class="fc">[And l]ove these</a> broad discourses, as they love possets;<br /> +These dry delights serve for preparatives.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> Why do you look so on me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> I am guessing<br /> +By the cast of your face, what the property of your place, should be,<br /> +For I presume you turn a key, sweet beauty,<br /> +And you another, gravity, under the Princess,<br /> +And by my —— I warrant ye good places,<br /> +Comly commodious <a name="p128_28" id="p128_28" class="fc">Seats</a>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> Prethee let him talk still.<br /> +For me thinks he talks handsomely.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> And truly<br /> +As near as my understanding shall enable me<br /> +You look as if you kept my Ladies secrets:<br /> +Nay, do not laugh, for I mean honestly,<br /> +How these young things tattle, when they get a toy by th' end!<br /> +And how their hearts go pit-a-pat, and look for it!<br /> +Wou'd it not dance too, if it had a Fiddle?<br /> +Your gravity I guess, to take the Petitions,<br /> +And hear the lingring suits in love dispos'd,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span>Their sighs and sorrows in their proper place,<br /> +You keep the Ay-me Office.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> Prethee suffer him,<br /> +For as I live he's a pretty fellow;<br /> +I love to hear sometimes what men think of us:<br /> +And thus deliver'd freely, 'tis no malice:<br /> +Proceed good honest man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pin.</i> I will, good Madam.<br /> +According to mens states and dignities,<br /> +Moneys and moveables, you rate their dreams,<br /> +And cast the Nativity of their desires,<br /> +If he reward well, all he thinks is prosperous:<br /> +And if he promise place, his dreams are Oracles;<br /> +Your antient practique Art too in these discoveries,<br /> +Who loves at such a length, who a span farther,<br /> +And who draws home, yield you no little profit,<br /> +For these ye milk by circumstance.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qui.</i> Ye are cunning.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pin.</i> And as they oil ye, and advance your Spindle,<br /> +So you draw out the lines of love, your doors too,<br /> +The doors of destiny, that men must pass through;<br /> +These are fair places.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> He knows all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pin.</i> Your trap-doors,<br /> +To pop fools in it, that have no providence,<br /> +Your little wickets, to work wise men, like wires, through at,<br /> +And draw their states and bodies into Cobwebs,<br /> +Your Postern doors, to catch those that are cautelous,<br /> +And would not have the worlds eye find their knaveries:<br /> +Your doors of danger, some men hate a pleasure,<br /> +Unless that may be full of fears; your hope doors,<br /> +And those are fine commodities, where fools pay<br /> +For every new <a name="p129_32" id="p129_32" class="fc">enco[u]ragement</a>, a new custom;<br /> +You have your doors of honor, and of pleasure;<br /> +But those are for great Princes, glorious vanities,<br /> +That travel to be famous through diseases;<br /> +There be the doors of poverty and death too:<br /> +But these you do the best you can to damm up,<br /> +For then your gain goes out.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qui.</i> This is a rare Lecture.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span> +<i>Pin.</i> Read to them that understand.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> Beshrew me,<br /> +I dare not venture on ye, ye cut too keen, Sir.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Quisara.</p> + +<p> +<i>Quisan.</i> We thank you Sir for your good mirth,<br /> +You are a good companion.<br /> +Here comes the Princess now, attend your business.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Is there no remedy, no hopes can help me?<br /> +No wit to set me free? whose there hoe?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> Troubled? her looks are almost wild:<br /> +What ails the Princess?<br /> +I know nothing she wants.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Who's that there with you?<br /> +Oh Signior <i>Pyniero</i>? you are most welcome:<br /> +How does your noble Uncle?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pin.</i> Sad as you are Madam:<br /> +But he commends his service, and this Letter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Go off, attend within—Fair Sir, I thank ye,<br /> +Pray be no stranger, for indeed you are welcome;<br /> +For your own virtues welcome.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> We are mistaken,<br /> +This is some brave fellow sure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> I'm sure he's a bold fellow:<br /> +But if she hold him so, we must believe it. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Do you know of this, fair Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p130_25" id="p130_25" class="fc"><i>P</i>[<i>i</i>]<i>n.</i></a> I ghess it Madam,<br /> +And whether it intends: I had not brought it else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quis.</i> It is a business of no common reckoning.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pin.</i> The handsomer for him that goes about it;<br /> +Slight actions are rewarded with slight thanks:<br /> +Give me a matter of some weight to wade in.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> And can you love your Uncle so directly,<br /> +So seriously, and so full, to undertake this?<br /> +Can there be such a faith?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pin.</i> Dare you say I to it,<br /> +And set me on? 'tis no matter for my Uncle,<br /> +Or what I owe to him, dare you but wish it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I wou'd fain—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> Have it done; say but so Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span> +<i>Quisan.</i> Conceive it so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> I will, 'tis that I am bound to:<br /> +Your Will that must command me, and your Pleasure,<br /> +The fair aspects of those eyes that must direct me:<br /> +I am no Uncles Agent, I am mine own, Lady;<br /> +I scorn my able youth should plough for others,<br /> +Or my ambition serve for pay; I aim,<br /> +Although I never hit, as high as any man,<br /> +And the reward I reach at, shall be equal,<br /> +And what love spurs me on to, this desire,<br /> +Makes me forget an honest man, a brave man,<br /> +A valiant, and a virtuous man, my countrey-man, <i>Armusia</i>,<br /> +The delight of all the <i>Minions</i>,<br /> +<a name="p131_13" id="p131_13" class="fc">This love</a> of you, doting upon your beauty, the admiration of your excellence;<br /> +Make me but servant to the poorest smile,<br /> +Or the least grace you have bestow'd on others,<br /> +And see how suddenly I'll work your safety,<br /> +And set your thoughts at peace; I am no flatterer,<br /> +To promise infinitely, and out-dream dangers;<br /> +To lye a bed, and swear men into Feavers,<br /> +Like some of your trim suiters; when I promise,<br /> +The light is not more constant to the world,<br /> +Than I am to my word—She turns for millions.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I have not seen a braver confirm'd courage.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> For a Tun of Crowns she turns: she is a woman,<br /> +And much I fear, a worse than I expected.<br /> +You are the object, Lady, you are the eye<br /> +In which all excellence appears, all wonder,<br /> +From which all hearts take fire, all hands their valour:<br /> +And when he stands disputing, when you bid him,<br /> +Or but thinks of his Estate, Father, Mother,<br /> +Friends, Wife, and Children,<br /> +H'is a fool, and I scorn him,<br /> +<a name="p131_33" id="p131_33" class="fc">And 't be but to make clean his sword, a coward</a>;<br /> +Men have forgot their fealty to beauty.<br /> +Had I the place in your affections,<br /> +My most unworthy Uncle is fit to fall from,<br /> +Liv'd in those blessed eyes, and read the stories<br /> +Of everlasting pleasures figur'd there,<br /> +I wou'd find out your commands before you thought 'em,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span>And bring 'em to you done, e'r you dream't of 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quis.</i> I admire his boldness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> This, or any thing;<br /> +Your brothers death, mine Uncles, any mans,<br /> +No state that stands secure, if you frown on it.<br /> +Look on my youth, I bring no blastings to you,<br /> +The first flower of my strength, my faith.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quis.</i> No more Sir;<br /> +I am too willing to believe, rest satisfi'd;<br /> +If you dare do for me, I shall be thankful:<br /> +You are a handsome Gentleman, a fair one,<br /> +My servant if you please; I seal it thus, Sir.<br /> +No more, till you deserve more. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Pyn.</i> I am rewarded:<br /> +This woman's cunning, but she's bloody too;<br /> +Although she pulls her Tallons in, she's mischievous;<br /> +Form'd like the face of Heaven, clear and transparent;<br /> +I must pretend still, bear 'em both in hopes,<br /> +For fear some bloudy slave thrust in indeed,<br /> +Fashion'd and flesh'd, to what they wish: well Uncle,<br /> +What will become of this, and what dishonor<br /> +Follow this fatal shaft, if shot, let time tell,<br /> +I can but only fear, and strive to cross it. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Armusia, Emanuel, <a name="p132_23" id="p132_23" class="fc"><i>and</i></a> Soza.</p> + +<p> +<i>Em.</i> Why are you thus sad? what can grieve or vex you<br /> +That have the pleasures of the world, the profits,<br /> +The honor, and the loves at your disposes?<br /> +Why should a man that wants nothing, want his quiet?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> I want what beggars are above me in, content;<br /> +I want the grace I have merited,<br /> +The favor, the due respect.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Does not the King allow it?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Yes, and all honors else, all I can ask,<br /> +That he has power to give; but from his Sister,<br /> +The scornful cruelty, forgive me beauty,<br /> +That I transgress from her that should look on me,<br /> +That should a little smile upon my service,<br /> +And foster my deserts for her own faiths sake;<br /> +That should at least acknowledge me, speak to me.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span> +<i>Soz.</i> And you goe whining up and down for this, Sir?<br /> +Lamenting and disputing of your grievances?<br /> +Sighing and sobbing like a sullen School-boy,<br /> +And cursing good-wife fortune for this favour?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> What would you have me doe?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Doe what you should do,<br /> +What a man would doe in this case, a wise man,<br /> +An understanding man that knows a woman;<br /> +Knows her and all her tricks, her scorns, and all her trifles:<br /> +Goe to her, and take her in your arms, and shake her,<br /> +Take her and toss her like a barr.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> But be sure you pitch her upon a Feather-bed,<br /> +Shake her between a pair of Sheets, Sir,<br /> +There shake these sullen fits out of her, spare her not there;<br /> +There you may break her Will, and bruise no bone, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Goe to her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> That's the way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> And tell her, and boldly,<br /> +And do not mince the matter, nor mock your self,<br /> +With being too indulgent to her pride:<br /> +Let her hear roundly from ye, what ye are,<br /> +And what ye have deserved, and what she must be.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> And be not put off like a common fellow,<br /> +With the Princess would be private,<br /> +Or that she has taken physick, and admits none;<br /> +I would talk to her any where.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> It makes me smile.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> Now you look handsomly:<br /> +Had I a wench to win, I would so flutter her:<br /> +They love a man that crushes 'em to verjuce;<br /> +A woman held at hard meat, is your Spaniel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Pray take our council, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> I shall do something,<br /> +But not your way, it shews too boisterous,<br /> +For my affections are as fair and gentle,<br /> +As her they serve.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter King.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Soz.</i> The King.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Why how now friend?<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span>Why do you rob me of the company<br /> +I love so dearly, Sir, I have been seeking you;<br /> +For when I want you, I want all my pleasure:<br /> +Why sad? thus sad still man? I will not have it;<br /> +I must not see the face I love thus shadowed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> And't please your Grace, methinks it ill becomes him:<br /> +A soldier should be jovial, high and lusty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> He shall be so, come, come, I know your reason,<br /> +It shall be none to cross you, ye shall have her,<br /> +Take my word, ('tis a Kings word) ye shall have her,<br /> +She shall be yours or nothing, pray be merry.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Your Grace has given me cause, I shall be Sir,<br /> +And ever your poor servant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Me my self, Sir,<br /> +My better self, I shall find time, and suddainly,<br /> +To gratifie your loves too, Gentlemen,<br /> +And make you know how much I stand bound to you:<br /> +Nay, 'tis not worth your thanks, no further complement;<br /> +Will you go with me friend?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> I beseech your Grace,<br /> +Spare me an hour or two, I shall wait on you,<br /> +Some little private business with my self, Sir,<br /> +For such a time.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> I'll hinder no devotion,<br /> +For I know you are regular, I'll take you Gentlemen,<br /> +Because he shall have nothing to disturb him,<br /> +I shall look for your friend. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt. manet</i> Armusia.</span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Panura.</p> + +<p> +<i>Arm.</i> I dare not fail, Sir:<br /> +What shall I do to make her know my misery,<br /> +To make her sensible? This is her woman,<br /> +I have a toy come to me suddenly,<br /> +It may work for the best, she can but scorn me,<br /> +And lower than I am, I cannot tumble,<br /> +I'll try, what e'er my fate be—Good even fair one.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> 'Tis the brave stranger—A good night to you, Sir.<br /> +Now by my Ladies hand, a goodly Gentleman!<br /> +How happy shall she be in such a Husband!<br /> +Wou'd I were so provided too.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span> +<i>Arm.</i> Good pretty one,<br /> +Shall I keep you company for an hour or two?<br /> +I want employment for this evening.<br /> +I am an honest man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> I dare believe ye:<br /> +Or if ye were not, Sir, that's no great matter,<br /> +We take mens promises, wou'd ye stay with me, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> So it please you, pray let's be better acquainted,<br /> +I know you are the <a name="p135_8" id="p135_8" class="fc">Princesses</a> Gentlewoman,<br /> +And wait upon her near.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> 'Tis like I do so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> And may befriend a man, do him fair courtesies,<br /> +If he have business your way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> I understand ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> So kind an office, that you may bind a gentleman,<br /> +Hereafter to be yours; and your way too,<br /> +And ye may bless the hour you did this benefit:<br /> +Sweet handsome faces should have courteous minds,<br /> +And ready faculties.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> Tell me your business,<br /> +Yet if I think it be to her, your self, Sir,<br /> +For I know what you are, and what we hold ye,<br /> +And in what grace ye stand, without a second,<br /> +For that but darkens, you wou'd do it better,<br /> +The Princess must be pleas'd with your accesses;<br /> +I'm sure I should.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> I want a Courtiers boldness,<br /> +And am yet but a stranger, I wou'd fain speak with her:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> 'Tis very late, and upon her hour of sleep, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Pray ye wear this, and believe my meaning civil,<br /> +My business of that fair respect and carriage:<br /> +This for our more acquaintance. <span class="ralign">[<i>Jewel.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> How close he kisses!<br /> +And how sensible the passings of his lips are!<br /> +I must do it, and I were to be hang'd now, and I will do it:<br /> +He may do as much for me, that's all I aim at;<br /> +And come what will on't, life or death, I'll do it,<br /> +For ten such kisses more, and 'twere high treason.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> I wou'd be private with her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> So you shall,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span>'Tis not worth thanks else, you must dispatch quick.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Suddenly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> And I must leave you in my chamber, Sir;<br /> +Where you must lock your self that none may see you;<br /> +'Tis close to her, you cannot miss the entrance,<br /> +When she comes down to bed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> I understand ye, and once more thank ye Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> Thank me but thus.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> If I fail thee—<br /> +Come close then. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Quisara, <i>and</i> Quisana.</p> + +<p> +<i>Quisar.</i> 'Tis late good Aunt, to bed, I am ev'n unready,<br /> +My woman will not be long away.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> I wou'd have you a little merrier first,<br /> +Let me sit by ye, and read or discourse<br /> +Something that ye fancy, or take my instrument.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> No, no I thank you,<br /> +I shall sleep without these, I wrong your age Aunt<br /> +To make ye wait thus, pray let me intreat ye,<br /> +To morrow I'll see ye, I know y'are sleepy,<br /> +And rest will be a welcome guest, you shall not,<br /> +Indeed you shall not stay; oh here's my woman,<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Panura.</p> + +<p> +Good night, good night, and good rest Aunt attend you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> Sleep dwell upon your eyes, and fair dreams court ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Come, where have you been wench? make me unready;<br /> +I slept but ill last night.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> You'll sleep the better<br /> +I <a name="p136_28" id="p136_28" class="fc">hope [too] night</a>, Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> A little rest contents me;<br /> +Thou lovest thy bed <i>Panura</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> I am not in love Lady,<br /> +Nor seldom dream of devils, I sleep soundly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I'll swear thou dost, thy Husband wou'd not take it so well<br /> +If thou wert married wench.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> Let him take, Madam,<br /> +The way to waken me, I am no Dormouse,<br /> +Husbands have larum bels, if they but<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span>Ring once.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Thou art a merry wench.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> I shall live the longer.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Prethee fetch my Book.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> I am glad of that.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I'll read awhile before I sleep.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> I will Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> And if <i>Ruy Dias</i> meet you, and be importunate,<br /> +He may come in.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> I have a better fare for you,<br /> +Now least in sight play I. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Armusia, <i>locks the door</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Quisar.</i> Why should I love him?<br /> +Why should I doat upon a man deserves not,<br /> +Nor has no will to work it? who's there wench?<br /> +What are you? or whence come you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Ye may know me,<br /> +I bring not such amazement, noble Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Who let you in?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> My restless love that serves ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> This is an impudence I have not heard of,<br /> +A rudeness that becomes a thief or ruffian;<br /> +Nor shall my brothers love protect this boldness,<br /> +You build so strongly on, my rooms are sanctuaries,<br /> +And with that reverence, they that seek my favours,<br /> +And humble fears, shall render their approaches.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Mine are no less.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I am Mistriss of my self, Sir,<br /> +And will be so, I will not be thus visited:<br /> +These fears and dangers thrust into my privacy.<br /> +Stand further off, I'll cry out else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Oh dear Lady!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I see dishonor in your eyes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> There is none:<br /> +By all that beauty they are innocent;<br /> +Pray ye tremble not, you have no cause.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I'll dye first;<br /> +Before you have your Will, be torn in pieces;<br /> +The little strength I have left me to resist you,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span>The gods will give me more, before I am forc'd<br /> +To that I hate, or suffer—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> You wrong my duty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> So base a violation of my liberty?<br /> +I know you are bent unnobly; I'll take to me<br /> +The spirit of a man; borrow his boldness,<br /> +And force my womans fears into a madness,<br /> +And e'er you arrive at what you aim at—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Lady,<br /> +If there be in you any womans pity;<br /> +And if your fears have not proclaim'd me monstrous;<br /> +Look on me, and believe me; is this violence?<br /> +Is it to fall thus prostrate to your beauty<br /> +A ruffians boldness? is humility a rudeness?<br /> +The griefs and sorrows that grow here an impudence?<br /> +These forcings, and these fears I bring along with me;<br /> +These impudent abuses offered ye;<br /> +And thus high has your brothers favour blown me:<br /> +Alas dear Lady of my life, I came not<br /> +With any purpose, rough or desperate,<br /> +With any thought that was not smooth and gentle,<br /> +As your fair hand, with any doubt or danger<br /> +Far be it from my heart to fright your quiet;<br /> +A heavy curse light on it, when I intend it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Now I dare hear you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> If I had been mischievous,<br /> +As then I must be mad; or were a monster,<br /> +If any such base thought had harbour'd here,<br /> +Or violence that became not man,<br /> +You have a thousand bulwarks to assure you,<br /> +The holy powers bear shields to defend chastity;<br /> +Your honor, and your virtues are such armours;<br /> +Your clear thoughts such defences; if you mis-doubt still<br /> +And yet retain a fear, I am not honest,<br /> +Come with impure thoughts to this place;<br /> +Take this, and sheath it here; be your own safety;<br /> +Be wise, and rid your fears, and let me perish;<br /> +How willing shall I sleep to satisfie you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> No, I believe now, you speak worthily;<br /> +What came you then for?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span> +<i>Arm.</i> To <a name="p138_40" id="p138_40" class="fc">complain me,</a> beauty,<br /> +But modestly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Of what?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Of your fierce cruelty,<br /> +For though I dye, I will not blame the doer:<br /> +Humbly to tell your grace, ye had forgot me:<br /> +A little to have touch'd at, not accused,<br /> +For that I dare not do, your scorns, pray pardon me<br /> +And be not angry that I use the liberty<br /> +To urge that word, a little to have shew'd you<br /> +What I have been, and what done to deserve ye,<br /> +If any thing that love commands may reach ye:<br /> +To have remembred ye, but I am unworthy,<br /> +And to that misery falls all my fortunes,<br /> +To have told ye, and by my life ye may believe me,<br /> +That I am honest, and will only marry<br /> +You, or your memory; pray be not angry.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I thank you Sir, and let me tell you seriously,<br /> +Ye have taken now the right way to befriend ye,<br /> +And to beget a fair and clear opinion,<br /> +Yet to try your obedience—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> I stand ready Lady.<br /> +Without presuming to ask any thing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Or at this time to hope for further favour;<br /> +Or to remember services or smiles;<br /> +Dangers you have past through, and rewards due to 'em;<br /> +Loves or despairs, but leaving all to me:<br /> +Quit this place presently.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> I shall obey ye.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Ruy Dias.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ru.</i> Ha?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Who's this?<br /> +What art thou?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> A Gentleman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Thou art no more I'm sure: oh 'tis <i>Ruy Dias</i>;<br /> +How high he looks, and harsh!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Is there not door enough,<br /> +You take such elbow room?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> If I take it, I'll carry it.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span> +<i>Ru.</i> Does this become you Princess?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> The Captain's jealous.<br /> +Jealous of that he never durst deserve yet;<br /> +Goe freely, goe, I'll give thee leave.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Your leave, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Yes my leave Sir, I'll not be troubled neither,<br /> +Nor shall my heart ake, or my head be jealous,<br /> +Nor strange suspitious thoughts reign in my memory;<br /> +Go on, and do thy worst, I'll smile at thee;<br /> +I kiss your fair hand first, then farewel Captain. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> What a pure soul inherits here! what innocence!<br /> +Sure I was blind when I first lov'd this fellow,<br /> +And long to live in that fogg still: how he blusters!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Am I your property? or those your flatteries,<br /> +The banquets that ye bid me to, the trust<br /> +I build my goodly hopes on?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Be more temperate.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Are these the shews of your respect and favour?<br /> +What did he here, what language had he with ye?<br /> +Did ye invite? could ye stay no longer?<br /> +Is he so gracious in your eye?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> You are too forward.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Why at these private hours?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> You are too saucy,<br /> +Too impudent <a name="p140_24" id="p140_24" class="fc">to task</a> me with those errors.<br /> +Do ye know what I am Sir, and my prerogative?<br /> +Though you be a thing I have call'd by th' name of friend,<br /> +I never taught you to dispose my liberty;<br /> +How durst you touch mine honor? blot my meanings?<br /> +And name an action, and of mine but noble?<br /> +Thou poor unworthy thing, how have I grac'd thee!<br /> +How have I nourisht thee, and raised thee hourly!<br /> +Are these the gratitudes you bring <i>Ruy Dias</i>?<br /> +The thanks? the services? I am fairly paid;<br /> +Was't not enough I saw thou wert a Coward,<br /> +And shaddowed thee? no noble sparkle in thee?<br /> +Daily provok'd thee, and still found thee coward?<br /> +Rais'd noble causes for thee, strangers started at;<br /> +Yet still, still, still a Coward, ever Coward;<br /> +And with those taints, dost thou upbraid my virtues?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span> +<i>Ruy.</i> I was too blame<br /> +Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> So blindly bold to touch at my behaviour?<br /> +Durst thou but look amiss at my allowance?<br /> +If thou hadst been a brave fellow, thou hadst had some licence<br /> +Some liberty I might have then allowed thee<br /> +For thy good face, some scope to have argued with me;<br /> +But being nothing but a sound, a shape,<br /> +The meer sign of a Soldier—of a Lover.<br /> +The dregs and draffy part, disgrace and jealousie,<br /> +I scorn thee; and contemn thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Dearest Lady,<br /> +If I have been too free—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Thou hast been too foolish,<br /> +And go on still, I'll study to forget thee,<br /> +I would I could, and yet I pity thee. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> I am not worth it, if I were, that's misery,<br /> +The next door is but death, I must aim at it. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + +<h3><i>Actus Quartus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter King and Governor, like a Moor-Priest.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Kin.</i> So far and truly you have discovered to me<br /> +The former currents of my life and fortune,<br /> +That I am bound to acknowledge ye most holy,<br /> +And certainly to credit your predictions,<br /> +Of what are yet to come.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> I am no lyer,<br /> +'Tis strange I should, and live so near a neighbor;<br /> +But these are not my ends.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> Pray ye sit good father,<br /> +Certain a reverend man, and most religious.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> I, that belief's well now, and let me work then,<br /> +I'll make ye curse Religion e'er I leave ye:<br /> +I have liv'd a long time Son, a mew'd up man,<br /> +Sequester'd by the special hand of Heaven<br /> +From the worlds vanities, bid farewel to follies,<br /> +And shook hands with all heats of youth and pleasures,<br /> +As in a dream these twenty years I have slumber'd,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span>Many a cold Moon have I, in meditation<br /> +And searching out the hidden Wils of heaven,<br /> +Lain shaking under; many a burning Sun<br /> +Has sear'd my body, and boil'd up my blood,<br /> +Feebl'd my knees, and stampt a Meagerness<br /> +Upon my figure, all to find out knowledge,<br /> +Which I have now attained to, thanks to heaven,<br /> +All for my countreys good too: and many a vision,<br /> +Many a mistick vision have I seen Son.<br /> +And many a sight from heaven which has been terrible,<br /> +Wherein the Goods and Evils of these Islands<br /> +Were lively shadowed; many a charge I have had too,<br /> +Still as the time grew ripe to reveal these,<br /> +To travel and discover, now I am come Son,<br /> +The hour is now appointed,<br /> +My tongue is touch'd, and now I speak.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> Do Holy man, I'll hear ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Beware these <i>Portugals</i>; I say beware 'em,<br /> +These smooth-fac'd strangers; have an eye upon 'em.<br /> +The cause is now the God's, hear, and believe King.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> I do hear, but before I give rash credit,<br /> +Or hang too light on belief, which is a sin, father;<br /> +Know I have found 'em gentle, faithful, valiant,<br /> +And am in my particular, bound to 'em,<br /> +I mean to some for my most strange deliverance.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Oh Son, the future aims of men, observe me,<br /> +Above their present actions, and their glory,<br /> +Are to be look'd at, the Stars shew many turnings,<br /> +If you could see, mark but with my eyes, pupil;<br /> +These men came hither, as my vision tells me,<br /> +Poor weather-beaten, almost lost, starv'd, feebled,<br /> +Their vessels like themselves, most miserable;<br /> +Made a long sute for traffique, and for comfort,<br /> +To vent their childrens toys, cure their diseases:<br /> +They had their sute, they landed, and to th' rate<br /> +Grew rich and powerful, suckt the fat, and freedom<br /> +Of this most blessed Isle, taught her to tremble,<br /> +Witness the Castle here, the Citadel,<br /> +They have clapt upon the neck of your <i>Tidore</i>,<br /> +This happy Town, till that she knew these strangers,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span>To check her when she's jolly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> They have so indeed Father.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Take heed, take heed, I find your fair delivery,<br /> +Though you be pleas'd to glorifie that fortune,<br /> +And think these strangers gods, take heed I say,<br /> +I find it but a handsome preparation,<br /> +A fair-fac'd Prologue to a further mischief:<br /> +Mark but the end good King, the pin he shoots at<br /> +That was the man deliver'd ye; the mirror,<br /> +Your Sister is his due; what's she, your heir, Sir?<br /> +And what's he a kin then to the kingdom?<br /> +But heirs are not ambitious, who then suffers?<br /> +What reverence shall the gods have? and what justice<br /> +The miserable people? what shall they do?<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> He points at truth directly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Think of these Son:<br /> +The person, nor the manner I mislike not<br /> +Of your preserver, nor the whole man together,<br /> +Were he but season'd in the Faith we are,<br /> +In our Devotions learn'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> You say right Father.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> To change our Worships now, and our Religion?<br /> +To be traytor to our God?<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> You have well advised me,<br /> +And I will seriously consider Father,<br /> +In the mean time you shall have your fair access<br /> +Unto my Sister, advise her to your purpose,<br /> +And let me still know how the gods determine.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> I will, but my main end is to advise<br /> +The destruction of you all, a general ruine,<br /> +<a name="p143_30" id="p143_30" class="fc">And when</a> I am reveng'd, let the gods whistle. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Ruy Dias, <i>and</i> Pyniero.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ruy.</i> Indeed, I am right glad ye were not greedy,<br /> +And sudden in performing what I will'd you,<br /> +Upon the person of <i>Armusia</i>,<br /> +I was afraid, for I well knew your valour,<br /> +And love to me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> 'Twas not a fair thing, Uncle,<br /> +It shew'd not handsome, carried no man in it.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span> +<i>Ruy.</i> I must confess 'twas ill; and I abhor it,<br /> +Only this good has risen from this evil;<br /> +I have tried your honesty, and find proof,<br /> +A constancy that will not be corrupted,<br /> +And I much honor it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> This Bell sounds better.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> My anger now, and that disgrace I have suffer'd,<br /> +Shall be more manly vented, and wip'd off,<br /> +And my sick honor cur'd the right and straight way;<br /> +My Sword's in my hand now Nephew, my cause upon it,<br /> +And man to man, one valour to another,<br /> +My hope to his.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Why? this <a name="p144_12" id="p144_12" class="fc">is</a> like <i>Ruy Dias</i>?<br /> +This carries something of some substance in it;<br /> +Some mettle and some man, this sounds a Gentleman;<br /> +And now methinks ye utter what becomes ye;<br /> +To kill men scurvily, 'tis such a dog-trick,<br /> +Such a Rat-catchers occupation—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> It is no better,<br /> +But <i>Pyniero</i>, now—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> <a name="p144_20" id="p144_20" class="fc">Now you</a> do bravely.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> The difference of our States flung by, forgotten,<br /> +The full opinion I have won in service,<br /> +And such respects that may not shew us equal,<br /> +Laid handsomly aside, only our fortunes,<br /> +And single manhoods—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> In a service, Sir,<br /> +Of this most noble nature, all I am,<br /> +If I had ten lives more, those and my fortunes<br /> +Are ready for ye, I had thought ye had forsworn fighting,<br /> +Or banish'd those brave thoughts were wont to wait upon you;<br /> +I am glad to see 'em call'd home agen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> They are Nephew,<br /> +And thou shalt see what fire they carry in them,<br /> +Here, you guess what this means. <span class="ralign">[<i>Shews a challenge.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Yes very well, Sir,<br /> +A portion of Scripture that puzles many an interpreter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> As soon as you can find him—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> That will not be long Uncle,<br /> +And o' my conscience he'll be ready as quickly.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span> +<i>Ruy.</i> I make no doubt good Nephew, carry it so<br /> +If you can possible, that we may fight.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Nay you shall fight, assure your self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Pray ye hear me<br /> +In some such place where it may be possible<br /> +The Princess may behold us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I conceive ye,<br /> +Upon the sand behind the Castle, Sir,<br /> +A place remote enough, and there be windows<br /> +Out of her Lodgings too, or I am mistaken.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> Y'are i'th' right, if ye can work that handsomly—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Let me alone, and pray be you prepar'd<br /> +Some three hours hence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> I will not fail.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Get you home,<br /> +And if you have any things to dispose of,<br /> +Or a few light prayers<br /> +That may befriend you, run 'em over quickly,<br /> +I warrant I'll bring him on.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> Farewel Nephew,<br /> +And when we meet again—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I, I, fight handsomly;<br /> +Take a good draught or two of Wine to settle ye,<br /> +Tis an excellent armour for an ill conscience, Uncle;<br /> +I am glad to see this mans conversion,<br /> +I was afraid fair honor had been bed-rid,<br /> +Or beaten out o' th' Island, soldiers, and good ones,<br /> +Intended such base courses? he will fight now;<br /> +And I believe too bravely; I have seen him<br /> +Curry a fellows carkasse handsomely:<br /> +And in the head of a troop, stand as if he had been rooted there,<br /> +Dealing large doles of death; what a rascal was I<br /> +I did not see his Will drawn!<br /> +What does she here?<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Quisara.</p> + +<p> +If there be any mischief <a name="p145_35" id="p145_35" class="fc">towards</a>, a woman makes one still;<br /> +Now what new business is for me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I was sending for ye,<br /> +But since we have met so fair,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>You have say'd that labour; I must intreat you, Sir—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Any thing Madam,<br /> +Your Wils are my Commands.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Y'are nobly courteous;<br /> +Upon my better thoughts Signior <i>Pyniero</i>,<br /> +And my more peaceable considerations,<br /> +Which now I find the richer ornaments;<br /> +I wou'd desire you to attempt no farther<br /> +Against the person of the noble stranger,<br /> +In truth I am asham'd of my share in't;<br /> +Nor be incited farther by your Uncle,<br /> +I see it will sit ill upon your person;<br /> +I have considered, and it will shew ugly,<br /> +Carried at best, a most unheard of cruelty;<br /> +Good Sir desist—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> You speak now like a woman,<br /> +And wondrous well this tenderness becomes ye;<br /> +But this you must remember—your command<br /> +Was laid on with a kiss, and seriously<br /> +It must be taken off the same way, Madam,<br /> +Or I stand bound still.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> That shall not endanger ye,<br /> +Look ye fair Sir, thus I take off that duty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> By th' mass 'twas soft and sweet,<br /> +Some bloods would bound now,<br /> +And run a tilt; do not you think bright beauty;<br /> +You have done me in this kiss, a mighty favour,<br /> +And that <a name="p146_27" id="p146_27" class="fc">[I stand]</a> bound by virtue of this honor,<br /> +To do what ever you command me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I think Sir,<br /> +From me these are unusual courtesies,<br /> +And ought to be respected so; there are some,<br /> +And men of no mean rank, would hold themselves<br /> +Not poorly blest to taste of such a bounty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I know there are, that wou'd do many unjust things<br /> +For such a kiss, and yet I hold this modest;<br /> +All villanies, body and soul dispense with,<br /> +For such a provocation, kill their kindred,<br /> +Demolish the fair credits of their Parents;<br /> +Those kisses I am not acquainted with, most certain Madam,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span>The appurtenance of this kiss wou'd not provoke me<br /> +To do a mischief, 'tis the devils own <a name="p147_1" id="p147_1" class="fc">dance,</a><br /> +To be kiss'd into cruelty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I am glad you make that use Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I am gladder<br /> +That you made me believe you were cruel,<br /> +For by this hand, I know I am so honest,<br /> +However I deceiv'd ye, 'twas high time too,<br /> +Some common slave might have been set upon it else;<br /> +That willingly I wou'd not kill a dog<br /> +That could but fetch and carry for a woman,<br /> +She must be a good woman made me kick him,<br /> +And that will be hard to find, to kill a man,<br /> +If you will give me leave to get another,<br /> +Or any she that plaid the best game at it,<br /> +And 'fore a womans anger, prefer her fancy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I take it in you well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I thank ye Lady,<br /> +And I shall study to confirm it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Do Sir,<br /> +For this time, and this present cause, I <a name="p147_20" id="p147_20" class="fc">allow</a> it,<br /> +Most holy Sir.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Governor</i>, Quisana, <i>and</i> Panura.</p> + +<p> +<i>Gov.</i> Bless ye my Royal Daughter,<br /> +And in you, bless this Island Heaven.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Good Aunt,<br /> +What think ye of this man?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> Sure h' is a wise man,<br /> +And a Religious, he tells us things have hapened<br /> +So many years ago, almost forgotten,<br /> +As readily as if they were done this hour.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Does he not meet with your sharp tongue?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> He tells me Madam,<br /> +Marriage, and mouldy Cheese will make me tamer.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> A stubborn keeper, and worse fare,<br /> +An open stable, and cold care,<br /> +Will tame a Jade, may be your share.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> Bir Lady, a sharp prophet, when this proves good,<br /> +I'll bequeath you a skin to make ye a Hood.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span> +<i>Gov.</i> Lady, I would talk with you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Do reverend Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> And for your good, for that that must concern ye,<br /> +And give ear wisely to me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I shall father.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> You are a Princess of that excellence,<br /> +Sweetness, and grace, that Angel-like fair feature,<br /> +Nay, do not blush, I do not flatter you,<br /> +Nor do I dote in telling this, I am amazed Lady,<br /> +And as I think the gods bestow'd these on ye,<br /> +The gods that love ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I confess their bounty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Apply it then to their use, to their honor,<br /> +To them, and to their service give this sweetness;<br /> +They have an instant great use of your goodness;<br /> +You are a Saint esteem'd here for your beauty,<br /> +<a name="p148_16" id="p148_16" class="fc">And many</a> a longing heart—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I seek no fealty,<br /> +Nor will I blemish that, heaven has seal'd on me,<br /> +I know my worth, indeed the <i>Portugals</i><br /> +I have at those commands, and their last services,<br /> +Nay, even their lives, so much I think my handsomness,<br /> +That what I shall enjoyn—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Use it discreetly.<br /> +For I perceive ye understand me rightly,<br /> +For here the gods regard your help, and suddainly;<br /> +The <i>Portugals</i>, like sharp thorns (mark me Lady)<br /> +Stick in our sides, like Razors, wound Religion,<br /> +Draw deep, they wound, till the Life-bloud follows,<br /> +Our gods they spurn at, and their worships scorn,<br /> +A mighty hand they bear upon our government,<br /> +These are the men your miracle must work on,<br /> +Your heavenly form, either to root them out,<br /> +Which as you may <a name="p148_33" id="p148_33" class="fc">endeavour</a> will be easie,<br /> +Remember whose great cause you have to execute,<br /> +To nip their memory, that may not spring more,<br /> +Or fairly bring 'em home to our devotions,<br /> +Which will be blessed, and for which you sainted,<br /> +But cannot be, and they go; let me buzle.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Go up with me,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span>Where we'll converse more privately;<br /> +I'll shew ye shortly how I hold their temper;<br /> +And in what chain thir souls.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Keep fast that hold still,<br /> +And either bring that chain, and those bound in it,<br /> +And link it to our gods, and their fair worships.<br /> +Or Daughter, pinch their hearts apieces with it,<br /> +I'll wait upon your grace.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Come reverend father.<br /> +Wait you below. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i> Quisar. <i>and Gov.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> If this Prophet were a young thing,<br /> +I should suspect him now, he cleaves so close to her;<br /> +These holy Coats are long, and <a name="p149_12" id="p149_12" class="fc">hide iniquities</a>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> Away, away fool, a poor wretch.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> These poor ones<br /> +Warm but their stomachs once—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> Come in, thou art foolish. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i> Quisania <i>and</i> Panura.</span> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Armusia, Emanuel, <a name="p149_18" id="p149_18" class="fc"><i>and</i></a> Pyniero.</p> + +<p> +<i>Arm.</i> I am sorry, Sir, my fortune is so stubborn,<br /> +To court my sword against my Countreyman;<br /> +I love my Nation well, and where I find<br /> +A <i>Portugal</i> of noble Name and Virtue,<br /> +I am his humble servant, Signior <i>Pyniero</i>,<br /> +Your person, nor your Uncles am I angry with,<br /> +You are both fair Gentlemen in my opinion,<br /> +And I protest, I had rather use my sword<br /> +In your defences, than against your safeties;<br /> +'Tis methinks a strange dearth of enemies,<br /> +When we seek foes among our selves.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> You are injured,<br /> +And you must make the best on't now, and readiest—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> You see I am ready in the place, and arm'd<br /> +To his desire that call'd me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Ye speak honestly,<br /> +And I could wish ye had met on terms more friendly,<br /> +But it cannot now be so.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Ruy Dias.</p> + +<p> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span> +<i>Em.</i> Turn Sir, and see.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I have kept my word with ye Uncle,<br /> +The Gentleman is ready.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Governor, and</i> Quisara <i>above</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Arm.</i> Ye are welcome.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Bid those fools welcome, that affect your courtesie,<br /> +I come not to use compliment, ye have wrong'd me,<br /> +And ye shall feel, proud man, e'r I part from ye,<br /> +The effects of that, if fortune do not fool me;<br /> +Thy life is mine, and no hope shall redeem thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> That's a proud word,<br /> +More than your faith can justifie.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Sure they will fight.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> She's there, I am happy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Let 'em alone, let 'em kill one another,<br /> +These are the main posts, if they fall, the buildings<br /> +Will tumble quickly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> How temperate <i>Armusia</i>!<br /> +No more, be quiet yet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> I am not bloody,<br /> +Nor do not feel such mortal malice in me,<br /> +But since we cannot both enjoy the Princess,<br /> +I am resolv'd to fight.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> Fight home <i>Armusia</i>,<br /> +For if thou faint'st, or fall'st—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Do ye make all vantages?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> Always; unto thy life I will not spare thee,<br /> +Nor look not for thy mercy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> I am arm'd then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> Stand still I charge ye Nephew, as ye honor me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> And good <a name="p150_30" id="p150_30" class="fc"><i>Emanuel</i> stir not—</a><br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Ye speak fitly,<br /> +For we had not stood idle else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> I am sorry for't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> But since you will have it so—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> Come Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> I wait ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I marry, this looks handsomely,<br /> +This is warm work.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span> +<i>Gov.</i> Both fall and't be thy Will. <span class="ralign">[Ruy <i>falls</i>.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> My Uncle dead?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> Stand still, or my swords in—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Now brave <i>Ruy Dias</i>,<br /> +Now where's your confidence, your prayers? quickly<br /> +Your own spite has condemn'd ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Hold <i>Armusia</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Most happy Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Hold, and let him rise,<br /> +Spare him for me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> A long life may he enjoy, Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> What ha you done? 'tis better they had all perisht.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Peace father, I work for the best; <a name="p151_12" id="p151_12" class="fc"><i>Armusia</i>,</a><br /> +Be in the Garden an hour hence. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i> Qu. <i>and Gov.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> I shall Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Now as I live, a Gentleman at all inches,<br /> +So brave a mingled temper saw I never.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Why are ye sad Sir? how would this have griev'd you,<br /> +If ye had fall'n under a profest enemy?<br /> +Under one had taken vantage of your shame too?<br /> +Pray ye be at peace, I am so far from wronging ye,<br /> +Or glorying in the pride of such a victory,<br /> +That I desire to serve ye, pray look chearfully.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Do you hear this Sir? this love Sir? do you see this Gentleman<br /> +How he courts ye? why do you hold your head down?<br /> +'Tis no high Treason, I take it, to be equall'd;<br /> +To have a slip i' th field, no sin, that's mortal;<br /> +Come, come, thank fortune and your friend.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> It may be<br /> +You think my tongue may prove your enemy;<br /> +And though restrain'd sometimes, out of a bravery,<br /> +May take a License to disable ye:<br /> +Believe me Sir, so much I hate that liberty,<br /> +That in a strangers tongue, 'twill prove an injury,<br /> +And I shall right you in't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Can you have more, Uncle?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Sir, you have beat me both ways, yet so nobly,<br /> +That I shall ever love the hand that did it:<br /> +Fortune may make me worthy of some title<br /> +That may be near your friend,<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span> +<i>Ar.</i> Sir, I must leave ye,<br /> +But with so hearty love; and pray be confident,<br /> +I carry nothing from this place shall wrong ye. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Arm. <i>and</i> Em.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Come, come, you are right agen, Sir, love your honor,<br /> +And love your friend, take heed of bloody purposes,<br /> +And unjust ends, good heaven is angry <a name="p152_6" id="p152_6" class="fc">with ye</a>;<br /> +Make your fair virtues, and your fame your Mistriss,<br /> +And let these trinkets go.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> You teach well Nephew,<br /> +Now to be <a name="p152_10" id="p152_10" class="fc">honourabl[e]</a> even with this Gentleman,<br /> +Shall be my business, and my ends his.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Governor and King.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Gov.</i> Sir, Sir, you must do something suddainly,<br /> +To stop his pride so great and high, he is shot up,<br /> +Upon his person too, your state is sunk else:<br /> +You must not stand now upon terms of gratitude,<br /> +And let a simple tenderness besot ye:<br /> +I'll bring ye suddenly where you shall see him,<br /> +Attempting your brave Sister, privately,<br /> +Mark but his high behaviour then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> I will Father.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> And with scorn, I fear contempt too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> I hope not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> I will not name a lust;<br /> +It may be that also;<br /> +A little force must be applyed upon him,<br /> +Now, now applyed, a little force to humble <a name="p152_27" id="p152_27" class="fc">him.</a><br /> +These sweet intreaties do but make him wanton.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Take heed ye wrong him not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Take heed to your safety,<br /> +I but forewarn ye King; if you mistrust me,<br /> +Or think I come un-sent—<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> No, I'll go with you. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Armusia, Quisara.</p> + +<p> +<i>Arm.</i> Madam, you see there's nothing I can reach at,<br /> +Either in my obedience, or my service,<br /> +That may deserve your love, or win a liking,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span>But a poor thought, but I pursue it seriously,<br /> +Take pleasure in your <a name="p153_1" id="p153_1" class="fc">Will</a>, even in your anger,<br /> +Which other men would grudge at, and grow stormy;<br /> +I study new humility to please ye,<br /> +And take a kind of joy in my afflictions,<br /> +Because they come from ye, I love my sorrows:<br /> +Pray Madam but consider—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Yes, I do Sir,<br /> +And to that honest end I drew thee hither;<br /> +I know ye have deserv'd as much as man can,<br /> +And know it is a justice to requite you:<br /> +I know ye love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> If ever love was mortal,<br /> +And dwelt in man, and for that love command me,<br /> +So strong I find it, and so true, here Lady,<br /> +Something of such a greatness to allow me,<br /> +Those things I have done already, may seem foyls too:<br /> +'Tis equity that man aspires to heaven,<br /> +Should win it by his worth, and not sleep to it.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Governor, and King.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Gov.</i> Now stand close King and hear, and as you find him,<br /> +Believe me right, or let Religion suffer.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I dare believe your worth without additions;<br /> +But since you are so liberal of your love Sir,<br /> +And wou'd be farther tried, I do intend it,<br /> +Because you shall not, or you wou'd not win me<br /> +At such an easie rate.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> I am prepared still,<br /> +And if I shrink—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I know ye are no coward,<br /> +This is the utmost trial of your constancy,<br /> +And if you stand fast now, I am yours, your wife Sir;<br /> +You hold there's nothing dear that may atchieve me,<br /> +Doubted or dangerous.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> There's nothing, nothing:<br /> +Let me but know, that I may straight flie to it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I'll tell you then, change your Religion.<br /> +And be of one belief with me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> How?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span> +<i>Quisar.</i> Mark,<br /> +Worship our Gods, renounce that faith <a name="p154_1" id="p154_1" class="fc">ye</a> are bred in;<br /> +'Tis easily done, I'll teach ye suddenly;<br /> +And humbly on your knees—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Ha? I'll be hang'd first.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Offer as we do.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> To the devil Lady?<br /> +Offer to him I hate? I know the devil.<br /> +To dogs and cats? you make offer to them;<br /> +To every bird that flies, and every worm.<br /> +How terribly I shake! Is this the venture?<br /> +The trial that you talk'd of? where have I been?<br /> +And how forgot my self? how lost my memory?<br /> +When did I pray, or look up stedfastly?<br /> +Had any goodness in my heart to guide me?<br /> +That I should give this vantage to mine enemy;<br /> +The enemy to my peace, forsake my faith?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Come, come, I know ye love me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Love ye this way?<br /> +This most destroying way? sure you but jest, Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> My Love and Life are one way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Love alone then, and mine another way,<br /> +I'll love diseases first,<br /> +Doat on a villain that would cut my throat,<br /> +Wooe all afflictions of all sorts, kiss cruelty.<br /> +Have mercy heaven, how have I been wand'ring!<br /> +Wand'ring the way of Lust, and left my Maker!<br /> +How have I slept like Cork upon a water,<br /> +And had no feeling of the storm that tost me!<br /> +Trode the blind paths of death! forsook assurance,<br /> +Eternity of blessedness for a woman!<br /> +For a young handsome face, hazard my Being!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Are not our powers eternal, so their comforts?<br /> +As great and full of hopes as yours?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> They are puppets.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Now mark him Sir, and but observe him nearly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Their comforts like themselves, cold, sensless outsides;<br /> +You make 'em sick, as we are, peevish, mad,<br /> +Subject to age; and how can they cure us,<br /> +That are not able to refine themselves?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span> +<i>Quis.</i> The Sun and Moon we worship, those are heavenly,<br /> +And their bright influences we believe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Away fool,<br /> +I adore the Maker of that Sun and Moon,<br /> +That gives those bodies light and influence;<br /> +That pointed out their paths, and taught their motions;<br /> +They are not so great as we, they are our servants,<br /> +Plac'd there to teach us time, to give us <a name="p155_7" id="p155_7" class="fc">knowledge</a><br /> +Of when and how the <a name="p155_8b" id="p155_8b" class="fc">swellings</a> of the <a name="p155_8a" id="p155_8a" class="fc">main are</a>,<br /> +And their returns agen; they are but our Stewards<br /> +To make the earth fat, with their influence,<br /> +That she may bring forth her increase, and feed us.<br /> +Shall I fall from this faith to please a woman?<br /> +For her embraces bring my soul to ruin?<br /> +I look'd you should have said, make me a <i>Christian</i>,<br /> +Work that great cure, for 'tis a great one woman;<br /> +That labor truly <a name="p155_16" id="p155_16" class="fc">to perform</a>, that venture,<br /> +The crown of all great trial, and the fairest:<br /> +I look'd ye should have wept and kneel'd to beg it,<br /> +Washt off your mist of ignorance, with waters<br /> +Pure and repentant, from those eyes; I look'd<br /> +You should have brought me your chief god ye worship,<br /> +He that you offer humane bloud and life to,<br /> +And make a sacrifice of him to memory,<br /> +Beat down his Altars, ruin'd his false Temples.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Now you may see.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Take heed, you goe too far, Sir,<br /> +And yet I love to hear him, I must have ye,<br /> +And to that end I let you storm a little;<br /> +I know there must be some strife in your bosom<br /> +To cool and quiet ye, e'r you can come back:<br /> +I know old friends cannot part suddainly,<br /> +There will be some left still, yet I must have ye,<br /> +Have ye of my faith too, and so enjoy ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Now I contemn ye, and I hate my self<br /> +For looking on that face lasciviously,<br /> +And it looks ugly now me thinks.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> How <i>Portugal</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> It looks like death it self, to which 'twou'd lead me;<br /> +Your eyes resemble pale dispair, they fright me,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span>And in their rounds, a thousand horrid ruins,<br /> +Methinks I see; and in your tongue hear fearfully<br /> +The hideous murmurs of weak souls have suffer'd;<br /> +Get from me, I despise ye; and know woman,<br /> +That for all this trap you have laid to catch my life in,<br /> +To catch my immortal life, I hate and curse ye,<br /> +Contemn your Deities, spurn at their powers,<br /> +And where I meet your <i>Mahumet</i> gods, I'll swing 'em<br /> +Thus o'r my head, and kick 'em into puddles,<br /> +Nay, I will out of vengeance search your Temples.<br /> +And with those hearts that serve my God, demolish<br /> +Your shambles of wild worships.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Now, now you hear Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> I will have my faith, since you are so crafty,<br /> +The glorious cross, although I love your brother;<br /> +Let him frown too, I will have my devotion,<br /> +And let your whole State storm.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Enter and take him;<br /> +I am sorry friend that I am forc'd to do this.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Be sure you bind him fast.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> But use him nobly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Had it to me been done, I had forgiven it,<br /> +And still preserv'd you fair, but to our gods Sir—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Methinks I hate 'em now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> To our Religion,<br /> +To these to be thus stubborn, thus rebellious<br /> +To threaten them.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Use all your violence,<br /> +I ask no mercy, nor repent my words:<br /> +I spit at your best powers; I serve one,<br /> +Will give me strength to scourge your gods.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Away with him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> To grind 'em into base dust, and disperse 'em,<br /> +That never more their bloudy memories—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Clap him close up.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Good friend be cooler.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Never;<br /> +Your painted Sister I despise too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Softly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> And all her devilish Arts laugh and scorn at,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span>Mock her blind purposes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> You must be temperate;<br /> +Offer him no violence, I command you strictly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Now thou art up, I shall have time to speak too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Oh how I love this man, how truly honor him. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Actus Quintus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Christophero, <i>and</i> Pedro (<i>at one door</i>) Emanuel, +<i>and</i> Soza, (<i>at another</i>).</p> + +<p> +<i>Chr.</i> Do you know the news Gentlemen?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> Wou'd we knew as well, Sir,<br /> +How to prevent it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Is this the love they bear us,<br /> +For our late benefit? taken so maliciously,<br /> +And clapt up close? is that the thanks they render?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ch.</i> It must not be put up thus, smother'd slightly,<br /> +'Tis such a base unnatural wrong.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> I know,<br /> +They may think to doe wonders, aim at all,<br /> +And to blow us with a vengeance, out o'th' Islands:<br /> +But if we be our selves, honest and resolute,<br /> +And continue but Masters of our antient courages,<br /> +Stick close, and give no vantage to their villanies—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Nay, if we faint or fall apieces now,<br /> +We are fools, and worthy to be markt for misery;<br /> +Begin to strike at him, they are all <a name="p157_25" id="p157_25" class="fc">bound too?</a><br /> +To cancel his deserts? what must we look for<br /> +If they can carry this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> I'll carry coals then;<br /> +I have but one life, and one fortune, Gentlemen,<br /> +But I'll so husband it to vex these rascals,<br /> +These barbarous slaves.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ch.</i> Shall we go charge 'em presently?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> No, that will be too weak, and too fool-hardy,<br /> +We must have grounds, that promise safety, friends,<br /> +And sure offence, we lose our angers else,<br /> +And worse than that, venture our lives too lightly.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Pyniero.</p> + +<p> +<i>Py.</i> Did you see mine Uncle? <a name="p158_2" id="p158_2" class="fc">plague o'</a> these <i>Barbarians</i>,<br /> +How the rogues stick in my teeth, I know ye are angry,<br /> +So I am too, monstrous angry, Gentlemen,<br /> +I am angry, that I choak agen.<br /> +You hear <i>Armusia's</i> up, honest <i>Arm</i>:<br /> +Clapt up in prison, friends, the brave <i>Arm</i>:<br /> +Here are fine boys.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> We hope he shall not stay there.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Stay, no, he must not stay, no talk of staying,<br /> +These are no times to stay; are not these rascals?<br /> +Speak, I beseech ye speak, are they not Rogues?<br /> +Think some abominable names—are they not devils?<br /> +But the devil's a great deal too good for 'em—fusty villains.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ch.</i> They are a kind of hounds.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Hounds were their fathers;<br /> +Old blear-ey'd bob-tail'd hounds—Lord, where's my Uncle?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> But what shall be done, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Done?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Yes, to relieve him;<br /> +If it be not sudden they may take his life too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> They dare as soon take fire and swallow it,<br /> +Take stakes and thrust into their tails for glisters:<br /> +His life, why 'tis a thing worth all the Islands,<br /> +And they know will be rated at that value;<br /> +His very imprisonment will make the Town <a name="p158_26" id="p158_26" class="fc">stink</a>,<br /> +And shake and stink, I have physick in my hand for 'em<br /> +Shall give the goblins such a purge—<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Ruy Dias.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ped.</i> Your Uncle.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> I hear strange news, and have been seeking ye;<br /> +They say <i>Armusia</i>'s prisoner.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> 'Tis most certain.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Upon what cause?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> He has deserv'd too much, Sir;<br /> +The old heathen policie has light upon him.<br /> +And paid him home.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> A most unnoble dealing.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span> +<i>Py.</i> You are the next, if you can carry it tamely,<br /> +He has deserved of all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> I must confess it,<br /> +Of me so nobly too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I am glad to hear it,<br /> +You have a time now to make good your confession,<br /> +Your faith will shew but cold else, and for fashion,<br /> +Now to redeem all, now to thank his courtesie,<br /> +Now to make those believe that held you backward,<br /> +And an ill instrument, you are a Gentleman,<br /> +An honest man, and you dare love your <a name="p159_10" id="p159_10" class="fc">Natio[n]</a>,<br /> +Dare stick to virtue, though she be opprest,<br /> +And for her own fair sake, step to her rescue:<br /> +If you live ages, Sir, and lose this hour,<br /> +Not now redeem, and vindicate your honor<br /> +Your life will be a murmure, and no man in't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> I thank ye nephew, come along with me Gentlemen,<br /> +We'll make 'em dancing sport immediately:<br /> +We are Masters of the Fort yet, we shall see<br /> +What that can do.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Let it but spit fire finely,<br /> +And play their turrets, and their painted Palaces,<br /> +A frisking round or two, that they may trip it;<br /> +And caper in the air.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Come, we'll do something<br /> +Shall make 'em look about, we'll send 'em plums,<br /> +If they be not too hard for their teeth.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> And fine Potatoes<br /> +Rosted in Gunpowder, such a Banquet, Sir<br /> +Will prepare their unmannerly stomachs.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> They shall see<br /> +There is no safe retreat in villany;<br /> +Come, be high-hearted all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Omnes.</i> We are all on fire, Sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter King and Governor.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>King.</i> I am ungrateful, and a wretch, perswade me not,<br /> +Forgetful of the mercy he shew'd me,<br /> +The timely noble pity—why should I<br /> +See him fast bound and fetter'd, whose true courtesie,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span>Whose manhood, and whose mighty hand set me free?<br /> +Why should it come from me? why I command this?<br /> +Shall not all tongues and truths call me unthankful?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Had the offence been thrown on you, 'tis certain<br /> +It had been in your power, and your discretion<br /> +To have turn'd it into mercy, and forgiven it,<br /> +And then it had shew'd a virtuous point of gratitude,<br /> +Timely, and nobly taken; but since the cause<br /> +Concerns the honor of our gods, and their Title,<br /> +And so transcends your power, and your compassion,<br /> +A little your own safety, if you saw it too,<br /> +If your too fond indulgence did not dazle you,<br /> +It cannot now admit a private pitty;<br /> +'Tis in their Wills, their Mercies, or Revenges,<br /> +And these revolts in you, shew mere rebellions.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> They are mild and pittiful.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> To those repent.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Their nature's soft and tender.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> To true hearts.<br /> +That feel compunction for their trespasses:<br /> +This man defies 'em still, threatens destruction<br /> +And demolition of their Arms and Worship,<br /> +Spits at their powers; take heed ye be not found, Sir,<br /> +And mark'd a favourer of their dishonor;<br /> +They use no common justice.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> What shall I do<br /> +To deserve of this man—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> If ye more bemoan him,<br /> +Or mitigate your power to preserve him,<br /> +I'll curse ye from the gods, call up their vengeance.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Quisara <i>with her hands bound</i>, Quisana, Panura.</p> + +<p> +And fling it on your Land and you, I have charge <a name="p160_31" id="p160_31" class="fc">[for't;]</a><br /> +I hope to wrack you all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> What ails my Sister?<br /> +Why, is she bound? why looks she so distractedly?<br /> +Who does do this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisan.</i> We did it, pardon Sir,<br /> +And for her preservation—She is grown wild,<br /> +And raving on the strangers love and honor,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span>Sometimes crying out help, help, they will torture him,<br /> +They will take his life, they will murder him presently,<br /> +If we had not prevented violently<br /> +Have laid hands on her own life.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> These are tokens,<br /> +The gods displeasure is gone out, be quick,<br /> +And e'r it fall, doe something to appease 'em.<br /> +You know the sacrifice—I am glad it works thus.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisa.</i> How low and base thou lookst now, that wert noble!<br /> +No figure of a King, methinks shews on you.<br /> +No face of Majesty, foul, swarth ingratitude<br /> +Has taken off thy sweetness, base forgetfulness<br /> +Of mighty benefits, has turned thee Devil:<br /> +Thou hast persecuted goodness, innocence;<br /> +And laid a hard and violent hand on virtue,<br /> +On that fair virtue that should teach and guide us;<br /> +Thou hast wrong'd thine own preserver, whose least merit,<br /> +Pois'd with thy main Estate, thou canst not satisfie,<br /> +Nay, put thy life in too, 'twill be too light still:<br /> +What hast thou done?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Goe for him presently,<br /> +And once more we'll try if we can win him fairly:<br /> +If not, let nothing she says hinder ye, or stir ye;<br /> +She speaks distractedly—Do that the gods command ye,<br /> +Do you know what ye say Lady?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> I could curse thee too,<br /> +Religion and severity has steel'd thee,<br /> +Has turn'd thy heart to stone; thou hast made the gods hard too,<br /> +Against their sweet and patient natures, cruel:<br /> +None of ye feel what bravery ye tread on?<br /> +What innocence? what beauty?<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Pray be patient.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> What honourable things ye cast behind <a name="p161_32" id="p161_32" class="fc">[ye]</a>?<br /> +What monuments of man?<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Armusia <i>and Guard</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>King.</i> Once more <i>Armusia</i>,<br /> +Because I love ye tenderly and dearly,<br /> +And would be glad to win ye mine, I wish ye,<br /> +Even from my heart I wish and wooe ye—<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span> +<i>Ar.</i> What Sir,<br /> +Take heed how ye perswade me falsly, then ye hate me:<br /> +Take heed how ye intrap me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> I advise ye,<br /> +And tenderly and truly I advise ye,<br /> +Both for your souls health, and your safety.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Stay,<br /> +And name my soul no more, she is too precious,<br /> +Too glorious for <a name="p162_8" id="p162_8" class="fc">you[r]</a> flatteries, too secure too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Consider the reward, Sir, and the honor<br /> +That is prepared, the glory you shall grow to.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> They are not to be consider'd in these cases,<br /> +Not to be nam'd when souls are question'd;<br /> +They are vain and flying vapors—touch my life,<br /> +'Tis ready for ye, put it to what test<br /> +It shall please ye, I am patient; but for the rest<br /> +You may remove Rocks with your little fingers,<br /> +Or blow a Mountain out o' th' way, with bellows,<br /> +As soon as stir my faith; use no more arguments.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> We must use tortures then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Your worst and painfull'st<br /> +I am joyful to accept.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> You must the sharpest,<br /> +For such has been your hate against our Deities<br /> +Delivered openly, your threats and scornings,<br /> +And either your repentance must be mighty,<br /> +Which is your free conversion to our customs,<br /> +Or equal punishment which is your life, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> I am glad I have it for ye, take it Priest,<br /> +And all the miseries that shall attend it:<br /> +Let the gods glut themselves with Christian bloud,<br /> +It will be ask'd again, and so far followed,<br /> +So far reveng'd, and with such holy justice,<br /> +Your gods of gold shall melt and sink before it;<br /> +Your Altars and your Temples shake to nothing;<br /> +And you false worshipers, blind fools of ceremony,<br /> +Shall seek for holes to hide your heads, and fears in,<br /> +For seas to swallow you from this destruction,<br /> +Darkness to dwell about ye, and conceal ye;<br /> +Your mothers womb agen—<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span> +<i>Gov.</i> Make the fires ready,<br /> +And bring the several tortures out.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Stand fast, Sir,<br /> +And fear 'em not, you that have stept so nobly<br /> +Into this pious Trial, start not now,<br /> +Keep on your way, a Virgin will assist ye,<br /> +A Virgin won by your fair constancy,<br /> +And glorying that she is won so, will dye by ye:<br /> +I have touch'd ye every way, tried ye most honest,<br /> +Perfect, and good, chaste, blushing chaste, and temperate,<br /> +Valiant, without vain-glory, modest, stayed,<br /> +No rage, or light affection ruling in you:<br /> +Indeed, the perfect school of worth I find ye,<br /> +The temple of true honor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Whether will she?<br /> +What do you infer by this fair argument, Lady?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Your Faith, and your Religion must be like ye,<br /> +They that can shew you these, must be pure mirrors,<br /> +When the streams flow clear and fair, what are the fountains?<br /> +I do embrace your faith, Sir, and your fortune;<br /> +Go on, I will assist ye, I feel a sparkle here,<br /> +A lively spark that kindles my affection,<br /> +And tells me it will rise to flames of glory:<br /> +Let 'em put on their angers, suffer nobly,<br /> +Shew me the way, and when I faint, instruct me;<br /> +And if I follow not—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Oh blessed Lady,<br /> +Since thou art won, let me begin my triumph,<br /> +Come clap your terrors on.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> All your fell tortures.<br /> +For there is nothing he shall suffer, brother,<br /> +I swear by <a name="p163_31" id="p163_31" class="fc">a</a> new faith, which is most sacred,<br /> +And I will keep it so, but I will follow in,<br /> +And follow to a scruple of affliction,<br /> +In spight of all your gods without prevention.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Death! she amazes me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> What shall be done now?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> They must dye both,<br /> +And suddenly, they will corrupt all else;<br /> +This woman makes me weary of my mischief,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span>She shakes me, and she staggers me, go in Sir,<br /> +I'll see the execution.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Kin.</i> Not so suddain:<br /> +If they go, all my Friends and Sisters perish.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Wou'd I were safe at home agen.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Messenger.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Mes.</i> Arm, arm, Sir,<br /> +Seek for defence, the Castle plays and thunders,<br /> +The Town Rocks, and the houses fly i' th' air,<br /> +The people dye for fear—Captain <i>Ruy Dias</i>,<br /> +Has made an oath he will not leave a stone here;<br /> +No, not the memory, here has stood a City,<br /> +Unless <i>Armusia</i> be deliver'd fairly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> I have my fears: what can our gods do now for us?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Be patient, but keep him still: he is a cure, Sir,<br /> +Against both Rage and Cannon: goe and fortifie,<br /> +Call in the Princess, make the Palace sure,<br /> +And let 'em know you are a King: look nobly;<br /> +And take <a name="p164_18" id="p164_18" class="fc">you[r]</a> courage to ye; keep close the prisoner,<br /> +And under command, we are betraid else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> How joyfully I goe!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Take my heart with thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> I hold a Wolf by the ear now:<br /> +Fortune free me. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter four Towns-men.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>1.</i> Heaven bless us,<br /> +What a thund'ring's here! what fire-spitting!<br /> +We cannot drink, but our Cans are mauld amongst us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> I wou'd they would mall our scores too:<br /> +Shame o' their Guns, I thought they had been bird-pots,<br /> +Or great Candle-cases, how devilishly they bounce,<br /> +And how the Bullets borrow a piece of a house here,<br /> +There another, and mend those up agen<br /> +With another Parish; here flies a poudring-tub,<br /> +The meat ready rosted, and there a barrel pissing vinegar,<br /> +And they two over-taking the top of a high Steeple,<br /> +Newly slic'd off for a Sallet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>3.</i> A vengeance fire 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span> +<i>2.</i> Nay, they fire fast enough;<br /> +You need not help 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>4.</i> Are these the <i>Portugal</i> Bulls—<br /> +How loud they bellow!<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> Their horns are plaguy strong, they push down Palaces<br /> +They toss our little habitations like whelps,<br /> +Like grindle-tails, with their heels upward;<br /> +All the windows i'th Town dance a new Trenchmore,<br /> +'Tis like to prove a blessed age for Glasiers,<br /> +I met a hand, and a Letter in't, in great haste,<br /> +And by and by, a single leg running after it,<br /> +As if the arm had forgot part of <a name="p165_11" id="p165_11" class="fc">his errand</a>,<br /> +Heads flie like Foot-balls every where.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1.</i> What shall we do?<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> I care not, my shop's cancell'd,<br /> +And all the Pots, and earthen Pans in't vanish't:<br /> +There was a single Bullet, and they together by the ears;<br /> +You would have thought <i>Tom Tumbler</i> had been there,<br /> +And all his troop of devils.<br /> +<br /> +<i>3.</i> Let's to the King,<br /> +And get this Gentleman deliver'd handsomly:<br /> +By this hand, there's no walking above ground else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2.</i> By this leg—let me swear nimbly by it,<br /> +For I know not how long I shall owe it,<br /> +If I were out o'th' Town once, if I came in agen to<br /> +Fetch my breakfast, I will give 'em leave to cramm me<br /> +With a <i>Portugal</i> Pudding: Come; let's doe any thing<br /> +To appease this thunder. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Pyniero <i>and</i> Panura.</p> + +<p> +<i>Py.</i> Art sure it was that blind Priest?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> Yes most certain,<br /> +He has provok'd all this; the King is merciful,<br /> +And wond'rous loving; but he fires him on still,<br /> +And when he cools, enrages him, I know it:<br /> +Threatens new vengeance, and the gods fierce justice<br /> +When he but looks with fair eyes on <i>Armusia</i>,<br /> +Will lend him no time to relent; my royal Mistriss,<br /> +She has entertain'd a <i>Christian</i> hope.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Speak truly.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span> +<i>Pan.</i> Nay, 'tis most true, but Lord! how he lies at her,<br /> +And threatens her, and flatters her, and damns her,<br /> +And I fear, if not speedily prevented,<br /> +If she continue stout, both shall be executed,<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I'll kiss thee for this news, nay more <i>Panura</i>,<br /> +If thou wilt give me leave I'll get thee with <i>Christian</i>,<br /> +The best way to convert thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> Make me believe so?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I will y'faith. But which way cam'st thou hither?<br /> +The Pallace is close guarded, and barricado'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> I came through a private vault, which few there know of;<br /> +It rises in a Temple not far hence,<br /> +Close by the Castle here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> How—To what end?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> A good one:<br /> +To give ye knowledge of my new-born Mistriss;<br /> +And in what doubt <i>Armusia</i> stands,<br /> +Think any present means, or hope to stop 'em<br /> +From their fell ends: the Princes are come in too,<br /> +And they are harden'd also.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> The damn'd Priest—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pan.</i> Sure he's a cruel man, methinks Religion<br /> +Should teach more temperate Lessons.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> He the fire-brand?<br /> +He dare to touch at such fair lives as theirs are?<br /> +Well Prophet, I shall prophesie, I shall catch ye,<br /> +When all your Prophecies will not redeem ye?<br /> +Wilt thou do one thing bravely?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pa.</i> Any good I am able.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> And by thine own white hand, I'll swear thou art virtuous,<br /> +And a brave wench, durst thou but guide me presently,<br /> +Through the same vault thou cam'st, into the Pallace<br /> +And those I shall appoint, such as I think fit.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pa.</i> Yes I will do it, and suddainly, and truly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I wou'd fain behold this Prophet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pa.</i> Now I have ye:<br /> +And shall bring ye where ye shall behold him,<br /> +Alone too, and unfurnish'd of defences:<br /> +That shall be my care; but you must not betray me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Dost thou think we are so base, such slaves, rogues?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span> +<i>Pa.</i> I do not:<br /> +And you shall see how fairly I'll work for ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I must needs steal that Priest,<br /> +Steal him, and hang him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pa.</i> Do any thing to remove his mischief, strangle him—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Come prethee love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pa.</i> You'll offer me no foul play?<br /> +The Vault is dark.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> 'Twas well remember'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pa.</i> And ye may—<br /> +But I hold ye honest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Honest enough I warrant thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pa.</i> I am but a poor weak wench; and what with the place,<br /> +And your perswasions Sir—but I hope you will not;<br /> +You know we are often cozen'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> If thou dost fear me,<br /> +Why dost thou put me in mind?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pa.</i> To let you know Sir,<br /> +Though it be in your power, and things fitting to it,<br /> +Yet a true Gent—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I know what he'll do:<br /> +Come and remember me, and I'll answer thee,<br /> +I'll answer thee to the full; we'll call at th' Castle,<br /> +And then my good guide, do thy Will; sha't find me<br /> +A very tractable man!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pa.</i> I hope I shall Sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Bakam, Syana, <i>and Soldiers</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Bak.</i> Let my men guard the Gates.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Syan.</i> And mine the Temple,<br /> +For fear the honor of our gods should suffer,<br /> +And on your lives be watchful.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> And be valiant;<br /> +And let's see, if these <i>Portugals</i> dare enter;<br /> +What their high hearts dare do: Let's see how readily,<br /> +The great <i>Ruy Dias</i> will redeem his Countrey-men;<br /> +He speaks proud words, and threatens.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sy.</i> He is approv'd, Sir,<br /> +And will put fair for what he promises;<br /> +I could wish friendlier terms,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span>Yet for our liberties and for our gods,<br /> +We are bound in our best service<br /> +Even in the hazard of our lives.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter the King above.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>King.</i> Come up Princes,<br /> +And give your counsels, and your helps: the Fort still<br /> +Plays fearfully upon us, beats our buildings,<br /> +And turns our people wild with fears.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> Send for the prisoner,<br /> +And give us leave to argue. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Ba. <i>and</i> Sy. <i>then</i>,</span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Ruy Dias, Emanuel, Christoph. Pedro, <i>with Sold</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ru.</i> Come on nobly,<br /> +And let the Fort play still, we are<br /> +Strong enough to look upon 'em,<br /> +And return at pleasure; it may<br /> +Be on our view they will return him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Chr.</i> We will return 'em such thanks else,<br /> +Shall make 'em scratch where it itches not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> How the people stare,<br /> +And some cry, some pray, and some curse heartily:<br /> +But it is the King—<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Syana, Bakam, Quisara, Armusia, <i>with Soldiers above</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ruy.</i> I cannot blame their wisdoms.<br /> +They are all above, <i>Armusia</i> chain'd and bound too?<br /> +Oh, these are <a name="p168_25" id="p168_25" class="fc">tha[n]kful</a> Squires.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ba.</i> Hear us <i>Ruy</i> <a name="p168_26" id="p168_26" class="fc"><i>Di</i>[<i>a</i>]<i>s</i></a>,<br /> +Be wise and hear us, and give speedy answer,<br /> +Command thy Cannon presently to cease,<br /> +No more to trouble the afflicted people,<br /> +Or suddainly <i>Armusia's</i> head goes off;<br /> +As suddainly as said.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Em.</i> Stay Sir, be moderate.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Do nothing that's dishonourable <i>Ruy Dyas</i><br /> +Let not the fear of me, master thy valour;<br /> +Pursue 'em still, they are base malicious people.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Friend, be not desperate.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span> +<i>Ar.</i> I scorn your courtesies;<br /> +Strike when you dare, a fair arm guide the Gunner<br /> +And may he let flie still with fortune: friend,<br /> +Do me the honor of a Soldiers funerals,<br /> +The last fair <i>Christian</i> right, see me i'th' ground,<br /> +And let the Palace burn first, then the Temples,<br /> +And on their scorn'd gods, erect my monument:<br /> +Touch not the Princess, as you are a Soldier.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Quisar.</i> Which way you goe, Sir,<br /> +I must follow necessary.<br /> +One life, and one death.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Will you take a truce yet?<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Pyniero, Soza, <i>and Soldiers</i>, <i>with the Governor</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Py.</i> No, no, go on:<br /> +Look here, your god, your prophet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> How came he taken?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> I conjur'd for him, King.<br /> +I am a sure Curr at an old blind Prophet.<br /> +I'll haunt ye such a false knave admirably,<br /> +A terrier I; I eartht him, and then snapt him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Soz.</i> Saving the reverence of your grace, we stole him,<br /> +E'en out of the next chamber to ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> Come, come, begin King,<br /> +Begin this bloudy matter when you dare;<br /> +And yet I scorn my sword should touch the rascal,<br /> +I'll tear him thus before ye. Ha?<br /> +What art thou? <span class="lbrace">{ <i>Pulls his Beard and hair off.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> How's this!<br /> +Art thou a Prophet?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> Come down Princes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> We are abus'd—<br /> +Oh my most dear <i>Armusia</i>—<br /> +Off with his chains. And now my noble Sister,<br /> +Rejoyce with me, I know ye are pleas'd as I am.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> This is a precious Prophet. Why Don Governor,<br /> +What make you here, how long have you taken Orders?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> Why what a wretch<br /> +Art thou to work this mischief?<br /> +To assume this holy shape to ruine honor,<br /> +Honor and chastity?<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter King, and all from above.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Gov.</i> I had paid you all,<br /> +But fortune plaid the slut. Come,<br /> +Give me my doom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> I cannot speak for wonder.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gov.</i> Nay, 'tis I Sir,<br /> +And here I stay your sentence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Take her friend,<br /> +You have half perswaded me to be a <i>Christian</i>,<br /> +And with her all the joyes, and all the blessings.<br /> +Why what dream have we dwelt in?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ru.</i> All peace to ye,<br /> +And all the happiness of heart dwell with ye,<br /> +Children as sweet and noble as their Parents.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Py.</i> And Kings at least.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ar.</i> Good Sir, forget my rashness.<br /> +And noble <a name="p170_17" id="p170_17" class="fc">Princess[e]</a>, for I was once angry,<br /> +And out of that, might utter some distemper,<br /> +Think not 'tis my nature.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sya.</i> Your joy is ours, Sir.<br /> +And nothing we find in ye, but most noble.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> To prison with this dog, there let him houl,<br /> +And if he can repent, sigh out his villanies:<br /> +His Island we shall seize into our hands,<br /> +His Father and himself have both usurp'd it,<br /> +And kept it by oppression; the Town and Castle,<br /> +In which I lay my self most miserable,<br /> +Till my most honourable friend redeem'd me,<br /> +Signior <i>Pyniero</i>, I bestow on you,<br /> +The rest of next command upon these Gentlemen,<br /> +Upon ye, all my love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arm.</i> Oh brave <i>Ruy Dias</i>,<br /> +You have started now beyond me. I must thank ye,<br /> +And thank ye for my life, my wife and honor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ruy.</i> I am glad I had her for you, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>King.</i> Come Princes,<br /> +Come Friends and Lovers all, come noble Gentlemen,<br /> +No more Guns now, nor hates, but joyes and triumphs,<br /> +An universal gladness fly about us:<br /> +And know however subtle men dare cast,<br /> +And promise wrack, the gods give peace at last. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span> +</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 100%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span></p> +<h2><small>THE</small><br /> + +<big>NOBLE GENTLEMAN.</big><br /> + +<a name="p171_3" id="p171_3" class="fc"></a>A Comedy.</h2> + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<div class="blockquot"> +<h3>The Persons represented in the Play.</h3> + +<p> +Monsieur Marine, <i>the Noble Gent. but none of the wisest</i>.<br /> +Jaques, <i>an old servant to</i> Marine's <i>family</i>.<br /> +Clerimont, <i>a Gull</i>, <i>Cosin to Monsieur</i> Marine.<br /> +A Gentleman, <i>Servant to</i> Marine's <i>wife</i>.<br /> +<a name="p171_13" id="p171_13" class="fc">Lo[n]gueville</a>, <span class="rbrace"><span class="ft20">}</span> <i>two Courtiers that plot to abuse</i> Marine.</span><br /> +Beaufort,<br /> +Shattillion, <i>a Lord</i>, <i>mad for Love</i>.<br /> +Doctor.<br /> +Page.<br /> +Gentlemen.<br /> +Servants.<br /> +Duke.<br /> +</p> + +<h4>WOMEN.</h4> +<p> +Marine's <i>Wife</i>, <i>a witty wanton</i>.<br /> +Clerimont's <i>Wife</i>, <i>a simple countrey Gentlewoman</i>.<br /> +Shattillion's <i>Mistriss</i>, <i>a virtuous Virgin</i>.<br /> +Maria, <i>Servant to</i> Marine's <i>wife</i>.<br /> +</p></div> + +<div class="bbt"> +<h3>The Scene France.</h3> +</div> + + + +<h3>PROLOGUE.</h3> + + +<p> +<i>Wit is become an Antick, and puts on<br /> +As many shapes of variation,<br /> +To court the times applause, as the times dare,<br /> +Change several fashions, nothing is thought rare<br /> +Which is not new, and follow'd, yet we know<br /> +That what was worn some twenty years agoe,<br /> +Comes into grace again, and we pursue<br /> +That custom, by presenting to your view<br /> +A Play in fashion then, not doubting now<br /> +But 'twill appear the same, if you allow<br /> +Worth to their noble memory, whose name,<br /> +Beyond all power of death, live in their fame.</i><br /> +</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span></p> +<h3><i>Actus Primus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Gentleman</i> <a name="p172_2" id="p172_2" class="fc"><i>a</i>[<i>n</i>]<i>d</i></a> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Gent.</i> What happiness waits on the life at Court,<br /> +What dear content, greatness, delight and ease!<br /> +What ever-springing hopes, what tides of honor!<br /> +That raise their fortunes to the height of wishes!<br /> +What can be more in man, what more in nature,<br /> +Than to be great and fear'd? A Courtier,<br /> +A noble Courtier, 'Tis a name that draws<br /> +Wonder and duty from all eyes and knees.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> And so your Worships Land within the Walls,<br /> +Where you shall have it all inclos'd, and sure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Peace knave; dull creature, bred of sweat and smoke,<br /> +These mysteries are far above thy faith:<br /> +But thou shalt see—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> And then I shall believe;<br /> +Your fair revenues, turn'd into fair suits;<br /> +I shall believe your Tenant's bruis'd and rent<br /> +Under the weight of Coaches, all your state<br /> +Drawn through the streets in triumph, suits for places<br /> +Plied with a Mine of Gold, and being got<br /> +Fed with a great stream. I shall believe all this.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> You shall believe, and know me glorious.<br /> +Cosin, good day and health.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Cosin.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Cosin.</i> The same to you, Sir,<br /> +And more, without my wishes, could you know<br /> +What calm content dwels in a private house:<br /> +Yet look into your self, retire: this place<br /> +Of promises, and protestations, fits<br /> +Minds only bent <a name="p172_31" id="p172_31" class="fc">[t]o</a> ruin, you should know this,<br /> +You have their language perfect, you have tutors<br /> +I do not doubt, sufficient: but beware.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> You are merry Cosin:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cosin.</i> Yet your patience,<br /> +You shall learn that too, but not like it self,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span>Where it is held a virtue; tell me Sir,<br /> +Have you cast up your State, rated your Land,<br /> +And find it able to endure the change<br /> +Of time and fashion? is it always harvest?<br /> +Always vintage? have you Ships at Sea,<br /> +To bring you Gold and Stone from rich <i>Peru</i>,<br /> +Monthly returning Treasure? doth the King<br /> +Open his large Exchequer to your hands<br /> +And bid <a name="p173_8" id="p173_8" class="fc">ye be</a> a great man? can your wife<br /> +Coin off her beauty? or the week allow<br /> +Suits to each day? and know no ebb in honor?<br /> +If these be possible, and can hold out,<br /> +Then be a Courtier still, and still be wasting.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Cosin, pray give me leave:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> I have done.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I could requite your gall, and in a strain<br /> +As bitter, and as full of Rubarb, <a name="p173_16" id="p173_16" class="fc">preach</a><br /> +Against your Countrey life, but 'tis below me<br /> +And only subject to my pitty, know<br /> +The eminent Court, to them that can be wise,<br /> +And fasten on her blessings, is a Sun<br /> +That draws men up from course and earthly Being,<br /> +I mean these men of merit that have power<br /> +And reason to make good her benefits,<br /> +Learns them a manly boldness, gives their tongues<br /> +Sweetness of Language, makes them apt to please;<br /> +Files of all rudeness, and uncivil haviour,<br /> +Shews them as neat in carriage, as in cloaths;<br /> +Cosin, have you ever seen the Court?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> No Sir,<br /> +Nor am I yet in <a name="p173_30" id="p173_30" class="fc">travel</a> with that longing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Oh the state and greatness of that place<br /> +Where men are found<br /> +Only to give the first creation glory!<br /> +Those are the models of the antient world<br /> +Left like the <i>Roman</i> Statues to stir up<br /> +Our following hopes, the place it self puts on<br /> +The brow of Majesty, and flings her lustre<br /> +Like the air newly light'ned; Form, and Order,<br /> +Are only there themselves, unforc'd, and sound,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span>As they were first created to this place.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> You nobly came, but will goe from thence base.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> 'Twas very pretty, and a good conceit;<br /> +You have a wit good Cosin, I do joy in't,<br /> +Keep it for Court: but to my self again,<br /> +When I have view'd these pieces, turn'd these eyes,<br /> +And with some taste of superstition,<br /> +Look'd on the wealth of Nature, the fair dames,<br /> +Beauties, that <a name="p174_8" id="p174_8" class="fc">light the Court, and make</a> it shew<br /> +Like a fair heaven, in a frosty night:<br /> +And 'mongst these mine, not poorest, 'tis for tongues<br /> +Of blessed Poets, such as <i>Orpheus</i> was,<br /> +To give their worth and praises; Oh dear Cosin:<br /> +You have a wife, and fair, bring her hither,<br /> +Let her not live to be the Mistriss of a Farmers heir<br /> +And be confin'd ever to a searge,<br /> +Far courser than my horse-cloth.<br /> +Let her have Velvets, Tiffinies, Jewels, Pearls,<br /> +A Coach, an Usher, and her two Lacquies,<br /> +And I will send my wife to give her rules,<br /> +And read the rudiments of Court to her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> Sir, I had rather send her to <i>Virginia</i><br /> +To help to propagate the <i>English</i> Nation.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Servant.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Gent.</i> Sirrah, how slept your Mistriss, and what visitants<br /> +Are to pay service?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> As I came out,<br /> +Two Counts were newly ent'red.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> This is greatness,<br /> +But few such servants wait a Countrey beauty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> They are the more to thank their modesty,<br /> +God keep my Wife, and all my Issue Female<br /> +From such uprisings.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter a Doctor.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Gent.</i> What? my learned Doctor?<br /> +You will be welcome, give her health and youth<br /> +And I will give you gold. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Doctor.</i></span><br /> +Cosin, how savors this? is it not sweet<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span>And very great, tasts it not of Nobleness?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> Faith Sir, my pallat is too dull and lazie<br /> +I cannot taste it, 'tis not for my relish,<br /> +But be so still.<br /> +Since your own misery must first reclaim ye,<br /> +To which I leave you, Sir,<br /> +If you will, yet be happy, leave the humor<br /> +And base subjection to your Wife, be wise,<br /> +And let her know with speed, you are her Husband,<br /> +I shall be glad to hear it.<br /> +My horse is sent for. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Even such another countrey thing as this<br /> +Was I, such a piece of dirt, so heavy,<br /> +So provident to heap up ignorance,<br /> +And be an ass: such musty cloaths wore I,<br /> +So old and thred-bare, I do yet remember<br /> +Divers young Gallants lighting at my Gate,<br /> +To see my honoured Wife, have offered pence,<br /> +And bid me walk their horses, such a slave<br /> +Was I in shew then: but my eyes are open'd.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Gent. Wife.</i></p> + +<p> +Many sweet morrows to my worthy Wife.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> 'Tis well, and aptly given, as much for you,<br /> +But to my present business, which is money—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Lady, I have none left.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> I hope you dare not say so, nor imagine so base and low,<br /> +A thought: I have none left?<br /> +Are these words fitting for a man of worth,<br /> +And one of your full credit? Do you know<br /> +The place you live in? me? and what I labour<br /> +For, you? and your advancement?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Yes my dearest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> And do you pop me off with this slight answer,<br /> +In troth I have none left? in troth you must have;<br /> +Nay stare not, 'tis most true, send speedily<br /> +To all that love you, let your people flye<br /> +Like thunder, through the City,<br /> +And not return under five thousand Crowns.<br /> +Try all, take all, let not a <a name="p175_38" id="p175_38" class="fc">[wealthy]</a> Merchant be untempted<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>Or any one that hath the name of Money,<br /> +Take up at any Use, give Band, or Land,<br /> +Or mighty Statutes, able by their strength,<br /> +To tye up <i>Sampson</i>, were he now alive,<br /> +There must be money gotten; for be perswaded,<br /> +If we fall now, or be but seen to shrink,<br /> +Under our fair beginnings, 'tis our ruin,<br /> +And then good night to all, (but our disgrace)<br /> +Farewel the hope of coming happiness,<br /> +And all the aims we levied at so long.<br /> +Are ye not mov'd at this? no sense of want,<br /> +Towards your self yet breeding? be old,<br /> +And common; jaded to the eyes<br /> +Of Grooms, and Pages, Chamber-maids, and Guarders,<br /> +And when you have done, put your poor house in order<br /> +And hang your self, for such must be the end<br /> +Of him that willingly forsakes his hopes<br /> +And hath a joy to tumble to his ruin.<br /> +All that I say is certain, if ye fail<br /> +Do not <a name="p176_19" id="p176_19" class="fc">[impute]</a> me with it, I am clear.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Now heaven forbid I should do wrong to you<br /> +My dearest Wife, and Madam; yet give leave<br /> +To your poor creature to unfold himself.<br /> +You know my debts are many more than means,<br /> +My bands not taken in, my friends at home<br /> +Drawn dry with these expences, my poor Tenants<br /> +More full of want than we, then what new course<br /> +Can I beget, to raise those crowns by? speak,<br /> +And I shall execute.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Pray tell me true,<br /> +Have you not Land in the Countrey?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Pardon me, I had forgot it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Sir, you must remember it,<br /> +There is no remedy, this Land must be,<br /> +In <i>Paris</i> e'r to morrow night.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> It shall, let me consider, some 300 acres<br /> +Will serve the turn.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> 'Twill furnish at all points,<br /> +Now you speak like your self, and know like him,<br /> +That means to be <a name="p176_39" id="p176_39" class="fc">a</a> man, suspect no less<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span>For the return will give ye five for one,<br /> +You shall be great to morrow, I have said it.<br /> +Farewel, and see this business be a-foot,<br /> +With expedition. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Wife.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Health, all joy, and honor<br /> +Wait on my lovely Wife. What? <i>Jaques</i>, <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Jaq.</i> Sir, did you call?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I did so, hie thee <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +Down to the Bank, and there to some good Merchant<br /> +(Conceive me well, good <i>Jaques</i>, and be private)<br /> +Offer 300 acres of my Land:<br /> +Say it is choice and fertile, ask upon it<br /> +Five thousand Crowns, this is the business<br /> +I must employ thee in, be wise and speedy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Sir, do not do this.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Knave, I must have money.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> If you have money thus, your knave must tell ye<br /> +You will not have a foot of Land left, be more wary,<br /> +And more friend to your self, this honest Land<br /> +Your Worship has discarded, has been true,<br /> +And done you loyal service.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Gentle <i>Jaques</i>,<br /> +You have a merry wit, employ it well<br /> +About the business you have now in hand.<br /> +When ye come back, enquire me in the Presence,<br /> +If <a name="p177_26" id="p177_26" class="fc">not in</a> the Tennis-Court, or at my house. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> If this vain hold, I know where to enquire ye.<br /> +Five thousand Crowns! this, with good husbandry,<br /> +May hold a month out, then 5000 more,<br /> +And more Land a bleeding for't, as many more,<br /> +And more Land laid aside. God and <i>St. Dennis</i><br /> +Keep honest minded young men batchelors.<br /> +'Tis strange, my Master should be yet so young<br /> +A puppy, that he cannot see his fall<br /> +And got so near the Sun. I'll to his Cosin.<br /> +And once more tell him on't, if he fail,<br /> +Then to my Mortgage, next unto my sale. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Longovile, Bewford, <i>and the Servant</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Serv.</i> Gentlemen, hold on discourse a while,<br /> +I shall return with knowledge how and where<br /> +We shall have best access unto my Mistriss<br /> +To tender your devotions. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Be it so:<br /> +Now to our first discourse.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> I prethee peace;<br /> +Thou canst not be so bad, or make me know<br /> +Such things are living, do not give thy self<br /> +So common and so idle, so open vile,<br /> +So great a wronger of thy worth, so low,<br /> +I cannot, nor I must not credit thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> Now by this light I am a whoremaster,<br /> +An open, and an excellent whormaster,<br /> +And take a special glory that I am so:<br /> +I thank my Stars I am a whoremaster,<br /> +And such a one as dare be known and seen,<br /> +And pointed at to be a noble wencher.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Do not let all ears hear this, hark <a name="p178_20" id="p178_20" class="fc">[y]e</a> Sir,<br /> +I am my self a whoremaster, I am<br /> +Believe it Sir (in private be it spoken)<br /> +I love a whore directly, most men are wenchers,<br /> +And have profest the Science, few men<br /> +That <a name="p178_25" id="p178_25" class="fc">look</a> upon ye now, but whoremasters,<br /> +Or have a full desire to be so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> This is noble.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> It is without all question, being private,<br /> +And held as needful as intelligence,<br /> +But being once discover'd, blown abroad,<br /> +And known to common senses, 'tis no more<br /> +Than geometrical rules in Carpenters,<br /> +That only know some measure of an Art,<br /> +But are not grounded: be no more deceived,<br /> +I have a conscience to reclaim you, Sir.<br /> +Mistake me not: I do not bid you leave your whore<br /> +Or less to love her; forbid it,<br /> +I should be such a villain to my friend,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span>Or so unnatural: 'twas never harbor'd here,<br /> +Learn to be secret first, then strike your Deer.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> Your fair instructions, <a name="p179_2" id="p179_2" class="fc"><i>Mo</i>[<i>n</i>]<i>sieur</i></a>, I shall learn.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> And you shall have them; I desire your care.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> They are your servants.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> You must not love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> How Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> I mean a Lady, there's danger.<br /> +She hath an Usher and a Waiting Gentlewoman,<br /> +A Page, a Coach-man, these are fee'd and fee'd<br /> +And yet for all that will be prating.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> So.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> You understand me Sir, they will discover't,<br /> +And there is a loss of credit, Table-talk<br /> +Will be the end of this, or worse, than that;<br /> +Will this be worthy of a Gentleman?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Proceed good Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Next leave your City Dame;<br /> +The best of that Tribe, are most meerly coy,<br /> +Or most extreamly foolish, both which vices<br /> +Are no great stirrers up, unless in Husbands<br /> +That owe this Cattle, fearing her that's coy<br /> +To be but seeming, her that's fool too forward.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> This is the rarest fellow, and the soundest,<br /> +I mean in knowledge, that e'r wore a Codpiece,<br /> +H'as found out that will pass all <i>Italy</i>,<br /> +All <i>France</i> and <i>England</i>; to their shames I speak,<br /> +And to the griefs of all their Gentlemen,<br /> +The noble Theory of Luxury.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Your patience,<br /> +And I will lay before your eyes a course<br /> +That I my self found out, 'tis excellent,<br /> +Easie, and full of freedome.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> O good Sir,<br /> +You rack me till I know it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> This it is,<br /> +When your desire is up, your blood well heated<br /> +And apt for sweet encounter, chuse the night,<br /> +And with the night your Wench, the streets have store,<br /> +There seize upon her, get her to your chamber,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span>Give her a cardecew, 'tis royal payment;<br /> +When ye are dull, dismiss her, no man knows,<br /> +Nor she her self, who hath encountred her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> O but their faces.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Nere talke of faces:<br /> +The night allows her equal with a Dutchess,<br /> +Imagination doth all think her fair,<br /> +And great, clapt in Velvet, she is so,<br /> +Sir, I have tryed those, and do find it certain<br /> +It never failes me, 'tis but twelve nights since<br /> +My last experience.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> O my meiching Varlet, I'll fit ye as I live.<br /> +'Tis excellent, I'll be your Scholar Sir.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Lady <i>and</i> Servant.</p> + +<p> +<i>Wife.</i> You are fairly welcome both: troth Gentlemen<br /> +You have been strangers, I could chide you for't,<br /> +And taxe ye with unkindness, What's the news?<br /> +The Town was never empty of some novelty;<br /> +Servant, What's your intelligence?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Faith nothing.<br /> +I have not heard of any worth relating.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Nor I sweet Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> Then give me attention,<br /> +<i>Monsieur Shattillion's</i> mad.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Mad?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> Mad as May-butter,<br /> +And which is more, mad for a Wench.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lady.</i> 'Tis strange, and full of pity.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> All that comes near him<br /> +He thinks are come of purpose to betray him,<br /> +Being full of strange conceit: the wench he loved<br /> +Stood very near the Crown.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lady.</i> Alass good <i>Monsieur</i>;<br /> +A' was a proper man, and fair demean'd,<br /> +A Person worthy of a better temper.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> He is strong opinion'd that the Wench he lov'd<br /> +Remains close prisoner by the Kings command:<br /> +Fearing her title, when the poor grieved Gentlewoman<br /> +Follows him much lamenting, and much loving<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span>In hope to make him well, he knows her not,<br /> +Nor any else that comes to visit him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lady.</i> Let's walk in Gentlemen, and there discourse<br /> +His further miseries, you shall stay dinner,<br /> +In truth you must obey.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Om.</i> We are your servants. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Couzen.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Cous.</i> There's no good to be done, no cure to be wrought<br /> +Upon my desperate Kinsman: I'll to horse<br /> +And leave him to the fools whip, misery.<br /> +I shall recover twenty miles this night,<br /> +My horse stands ready, I'll away with speed.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Shattillion.</p> + +<p> +<i>Shat.</i> Sir, may I crave your name?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cous.</i> Yes Sir you may:<br /> +My name is <i>Cleremont</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> 'Tis well, your faction?<br /> +What party knit you with?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cous.</i> I know no parties,<br /> +Nor no Factions, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Then weare this Cross of white:<br /> +And where you see the like they are my friends,<br /> +Observe them well, the time is dangerous.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cous.</i> Sir keep your cross, I'll weare none, sure this fellow<br /> +Is much beside himself, grown mad.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> A word Sir;<br /> +You can pick nothing out of this, this cross<br /> +Is nothing but a cross, a very cross,<br /> +Plain, without spell, or witchcraft, search it,<br /> +You may suspect, and well, there's poyson in't,<br /> +Powder, or wild-fire, but 'tis nothing so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cous.</i> I do believe you, Sir, 'tis a plain cross.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Then do your worst, I care not, tell the King,<br /> +Let him know all this, as I am sure he shall;<br /> +When you have spit your venome, then will I<br /> +Stand up a faithful, and a loyal Subject,<br /> +And so God save His Grace, this is no Treason.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cous.</i> He is March mad, farewell <i>Monsieur</i>. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Couzen.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span> +<i>Shat.</i> Farewel;<br /> +I shall be here attending, 'tis my life<br /> +They aime at, there's no way to save it, well<br /> +Let 'em spread all their nets: they shall not draw me<br /> +Into any open Treason, I can see,<br /> +And can beware, I have my wits about me,<br /> +I thank heaven for't.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Love.</p> + +<p> +<i>Love.</i> There he goes,<br /> +That was the fairest hope the <i>French</i> Court bred,<br /> +The worthiest and the sweetest temper'd spirit,<br /> +The truest, and the valiantest, the best of judgment,<br /> +Till most unhappy I: sever'd those virtues,<br /> +And turn'd his wit wild with a coy denial,<br /> +Which heaven forgive me, and be pleas'd, O heaven<br /> +To give again his senses: that my love<br /> +May strike off all my follies.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> I Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Your will with me sweet Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> Sir, I come.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> From the dread sovereign King, I know it Lady,<br /> +He is a gracious Prince, long may he live,<br /> +Pertain you to his chamber?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> No indeed Sir,<br /> +That place is not for women, Do you know me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Yes, I do know you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> What's my name? pray you speak.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> That's all one, I do know you and your business,<br /> +You are discover'd Lady, I am wary,<br /> +It stands upon my life; pray excuse me,<br /> +The best man of this Kingdom sent you hither,<br /> +To dive into me, have I toucht you? ha?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> You are deceiv'd Sir, I come from your love,<br /> +That sends you fair commends, and many kisses.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Alass, poor soul, How does she? Is she living?<br /> +Keeps she her bed still?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> Still Sir, She is living,<br /> +And well, and shall do so.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span> +<i>Shat.</i> Are ye in counsel?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> No Sir, nor any of my sex.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Why so,<br /> +If you had been in counsel, you would know,<br /> +Her time to be but slender; she must die.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> I do believe it, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> And suddenly,<br /> +She stands too near a fortune.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> 'Tis so,<br /> +There is no jesting with a Princes Title,<br /> +Would we had both been born of common parents,<br /> +And liv'd a private and retir'd life,<br /> +In homely cottage, we had then enjoyed,<br /> +Our loves, and our embraces, these are things,<br /> +That cannot tend to Treason—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> I am wretched.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> O I pray as often for the King as any,<br /> +And with as true a heart, for's continuance,<br /> +And do moreover pray his heirs may live;<br /> +And their fair issues, then as I am bound<br /> +For all the states and commons: if these prayers<br /> +Be any wayes ambitious, I submit,<br /> +And lay my head down, let 'em take it off;<br /> +You may informe against me, but withall<br /> +Remember my obedience to the Crown,<br /> +And service to the State.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> Good Sir, I love ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Then love the gracious King, and say with me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> Heaven save his Grace.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> This is strange—<br /> +A woman should be sent to undermine me,<br /> +And buz love into me to try my spirit;<br /> +Offer me kisses, and enticing follies,<br /> +To make me open, and betray my self;<br /> +It was a subtile and a dangerous plot,<br /> +And very soundly followed, farewel Lady,<br /> +Let me have equal hearing, and relate<br /> +I am an honest Man. Heaven save the King. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> I'll never leave him, till, by art or prayer,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span>I have restor'd his senses, If I make<br /> +Him perfect Man again, he's <a name="p184_1" id="p184_1" class="fc">mine, till when</a>,<br /> +I here abjure all loves of other men. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Cozen, <i>and</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Jaques.</i> Nay, good Sir be perswaded, go but back,<br /> +And tell him hee's undone, say nothing else;<br /> +And you shall see how things will work upon't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cozen.</i> Not so good <i>Jaques</i>, I am held an asse,<br /> +A Countrey Fool, good to converse with dirt,<br /> +And eate course bread, weare the worst Wooll,<br /> +Know nothing but the high-way to <i>Paris</i>,<br /> +And wouldst thou have me bring these stains,<br /> +And imperfections to the rising view<br /> +Of the right worshipful thy worthy Master?<br /> +They must be bright, and shine, their cloaths<br /> +Soft Velvet, and the <a name="p184_15" id="p184_15" class="fc"><i>Tyrian</i> Purple</a><br /> +Like the <i>Arabian</i> gums, hung like the Sun,<br /> +Their golden beames on all sides;<br /> +Such as these may come and know<br /> +Thy Master, I am base, and dare not speak unto him,<br /> +Hee's above me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> If ever you did love him, or his state,<br /> +His name, his issue, or your self, go back:<br /> +'Twill be an honest and a noble part<br /> +Worthy a Kinsman; save 300 Acres<br /> +From present execution; they have had sentence,<br /> +And cannot be repriev'd, be merciful.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Co.</i> Have I not urg'd already all the reasons,<br /> +I had to draw him from his will? his ruin?<br /> +But all in vain, no counsel will prevail;<br /> +H'as fixt himself, there's no removing, <i>Jaques</i>,<br /> +'Twill prove but breath and labor spent in vain,<br /> +I'll to my horse, farewell.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> For Gods sake, Sir,<br /> +As ever you have hope of joy, turn back;<br /> +I'll be your slave for ever, do but go,<br /> +And I will lay such fair directions to you<br /> +That if he be not doting on his fall,<br /> +He shall recover sight, and see his danger,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span>And ye shall tell him of his Wives abuses,<br /> +I fear, too foul against him; how she plots,<br /> +With our young Mounsiers, to milk-dry her husband,<br /> +And lay it on their backs; the next her pride;<br /> +Then what his debts are, and how infinite<br /> +The curses of his Tenants, this will work<br /> +I'll pawn my life and head, he cries away,<br /> +I'll to my house in the Countrey.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Co.</i> Come, I'll go, and once more try him,<br /> +If he yield not, so,<br /> +The next that tryes him shall be want and woe. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3><i>Actus Secundus. <a name="p185_11" id="p185_11" class="fc">Scæna Prima.</a></i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Gentleman, Solus.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Gent.</i> <i>Jaques.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Within.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Rise <i>Jaques</i> 'tis grown day,<br /> +The Country life is best, where quietly,<br /> +Free from the clamor of the troubled Court,<br /> +We may enjoy our own green shadowed walks,<br /> +And keep a moderate diet without art.<br /> +Why did I leave my house, and bring my Wife,<br /> +To know the manner of this subtile place?<br /> +I would, when first the lust to fame and honor,<br /> +Possest me, I had met with any evil,<br /> +But that; had I been tied to stay at home,<br /> +And earn the bread for the whole family,<br /> +With my own hand, happy had I been.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Jaq.</i> Sir, this is from your wonted course at home,<br /> +When did ye there keep such inordinate hours?<br /> +Goe to bed late? start thrice? and call on me?<br /> +Would you were from this place; our Countrey sleeps,<br /> +Although they were but of that moderate length<br /> +That might maintain us in our daily work,<br /> +Yet were they sound and sweet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I <i>Jaques</i>, there we dreamt not of our Wives, we lay together;<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span>And needed not; now at length my Cozens words,<br /> +So truly meant, mixt with thy timely prayers<br /> +So often urged, to keep me at my home,<br /> +Condemn me quite.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> 'Twas not your fathers course:<br /> +He liv'd and dy'd in <i>Orleance</i>, where he had<br /> +His Vines as fruitful as experience<br /> +(Which is the art of Husbandry) could make;<br /> +He had his presses for 'em, and his wines<br /> +Were held the best, and out-sold other Mens,<br /> +His corn and cattel serv'd the neighbor Towns<br /> +With plentiful provision, yet his thrift<br /> +Could miss one Beast amongst the heard;<br /> +He rul'd more where he liv'd, than ever you will here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> 'Tis true, why should my Wife then, 'gainst my good,<br /> +Perswade me to continue in this course?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Why did you bring her hither at the first,<br /> +Before you warm'd her blood with new delights?<br /> +Our Countrey sports could have <a name="p186_18" id="p186_18" class="fc">contented her;<br /> +When you first married her a</a> puppet-play<br /> +Pleas'd her as well as now the tilting doth.<br /> +She thought her self brave in a bugle chain,<br /> +Where Orient pearl will scarce content her now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Sure <i>Jaques</i>, she sees something for my good<br /> +More than I do; she oft will talk to me<br /> +Of Offices, and that she shortly hopes,<br /> +By her acquaintance with the friends she hath,<br /> +To get a place shall many times outweigh<br /> +Our great expences, and if this be so—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Think better of her words, she doth deceive you,<br /> +And only for her vain and sensual ends<br /> +Perswade ye thus. Let me be set to dwell<br /> +For ever naked in the barest soil,<br /> +So you will dwell from hence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I see my folly,<br /> +Pack up my stuffe, I will away this morne.<br /> +Haste—haste.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> I, now I see your Father's honors<br /> +Trebling upon you, and the many prayers<br /> +The Countrey spent for him, which almost now<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span>Begun to turn to curses, turning back,<br /> +And falling like a <a name="p187_1" id="p187_1" class="fc">[timely]</a> shower<br /> +Upon ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Goe, call <a name="p187_3" id="p187_3" class="fc">[up]</a> my Wife.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> But shall she not prevail,<br /> +And sway you, as she oft hath done before?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I will not hear her, but raile on her,<br /> +Till I be ten miles off.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> If you be forty,<br /> +'Twill not be worse Sir:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Call her up.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> I will Sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Why what an Ass was I that such a thing<br /> +As a Wife is could rule me!<br /> +Know not I that woman was created for the man,<br /> +That her desires, nay all her thoughts should be<br /> +As his are? is my sense restor'd at length?<br /> +Now she shall know, that which she should desire,<br /> +She hath a husband that can govern her,<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Wife.</i></p> + +<p> +If her desires leads me against my will;<br /> +Are you come?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> What sad unwonted course<br /> +Makes you raise me so soon, that went to bed<br /> +So late last-night.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> O you shall goe to bed sooner hereafter,<br /> +And be rais'd again at thrifty hours:<br /> +In Summer time wee'l walk<br /> +An hour after our Supper, and to bed,<br /> +In Winter you shall have a set at Cards,<br /> +And set your Maids to work.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> What do you mean?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I will no more of your new tricks, your honors,<br /> +Your Offices, and all your large preferments,<br /> +Which still you beat into my ears, hang o'er me,<br /> +I'll leave behind for others, the great sway<br /> +Which I shall bear at Court: my living here<br /> +With countenance of your honoured friends,<br /> +I'll be content to lose: for you speak this<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span>Only that you may still continue here<br /> +In wanton ease: and draw me to consume,<br /> +In cloaths and other things idle for shew,<br /> +That which my Father got with honest thrift.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Why, who hath been with you Sir,<br /> +That you talk thus out of Frame.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> You make a fool of me:<br /> +You provide one to bid me forth to supper,<br /> +And make me promise; then must some one or other<br /> +Invite you forth, if you have born your self<br /> +Loosely to any Gentleman in my sight<br /> +At home, you ask me how I like the carriage,<br /> +Whether it were not rarely for my good,<br /> +And open'd not a way to my preferment?<br /> +Come, I perceive all: talk not, we'll away.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Why Sir, you'll stay till the next triumph<br /> +Day be past?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I, you have kept me here triumphing<br /> +This seven years, and I have ridden through the streets,<br /> +And bought embroyder'd hose and foot-cloths too,<br /> +To shew a subjects zeal, I rode before<br /> +In this most gorgeous habit, and saluted<br /> +All the acquaintance I could espie<br /> +From any window, these are wayes ye told me<br /> +To raise me; I see all: make you ready straight,<br /> +And in that Gown which you came first to Town in,<br /> +Your safe-guard, cloak, and your hood sutable:<br /> +Thus on a double gelding shall you amble,<br /> +And my man <i>Jaques</i> shall be set before you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> But will you goe?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I will.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> And shall I too?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> And you shall too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> But shall I by this light?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Why by this light you shall.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Then by this light<br /> +You have no care of your Estate, and mine.<br /> +Have we been seven years venturing in a Ship,<br /> +And now upon return, with a fair wind,<br /> +And a calm Sea, full fraught with our own wishes,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span>Laden with wealth and honor to the brim,<br /> +And shall we flye away and not receive it?<br /> +Have we been tilling, sowing, labouring,<br /> +With pain and charge a long and tedious winter,<br /> +And when we see the corn above the ground,<br /> +Youthful as is the Morn and <a name="p189_5" id="p189_5" class="fc">the</a> full eare,<br /> +That promises to stuffe our spacious garners,<br /> +Shall we then let it rot, and never reap it?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Wife talke no more, your Rhetorick comes too late,<br /> +I am inflixible; and how dare you<br /> +Adventure to direct my course of life?<br /> +Was not the husband made to rule the Wife?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> 'Tis true: but where the man doth miss his way,<br /> +It is the Womans part to set him right;<br /> +So Fathers have a power to guide their Sons<br /> +In all their courses, yet you oft have seen<br /> +Poor little children, that have both their eyes,<br /> +Lead their blind Fathers.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> She has a plaguy wit,<br /> +I say you'r but a little piece of man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> But such a piece, as being tane away,<br /> +Man cannot last: the fairest and tallest ship,<br /> +That ever sail'd, is by a little piece of the same<br /> +Wood, steer'd right, and turn'd about.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> 'Tis true she sayes, her answers stand with reason.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> But Sir, your Cozin put this in your head,<br /> +Who is an enemy to your preferment,<br /> +Because I should not take place of his wife;<br /> +Come, by this kiss, thou shalt not go sweet heart.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Come, by this kiss I will go Sweet-heart,<br /> +On with your riding stuffe: I know your tricks,<br /> +And if preferment fall ere you be ready,<br /> +'Tis welcome, else adieu the City life.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Well, Sir, I will obey.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> About it then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> To please your humor I would dress my self,<br /> +In the most loathsome habit you could name,<br /> +Or travel any whether o're the World,<br /> +If you command me, it shall ne'r be said,<br /> +The frailty of a woman, whose weak mind,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span>Is often set on loose delights, and shews,<br /> +Hath drawn her husband to consume his state,<br /> +In the vain hope of that which never fell.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> About it then, women are pleasant creatures,<br /> +When once a man begins to know himself.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> But hark you Sir, because I will be sure,<br /> +You shall have no excuse, no word to say<br /> +In your defence hereafter; when you see<br /> +What honors were prepar'd for you and me,<br /> +Which you thus willingly have thrown away,<br /> +I tell you I did look for present honor,<br /> +This morning for you, which I know had come:<br /> +But if they do not come ere I am ready<br /> +(Which I will be the sooner least they should)<br /> +When I am once set in a countrey life,<br /> +Not all the power of earth shall alter me,<br /> +Not all your prayers or threats shall make me speak<br /> +The least words to my honorable friends,<br /> +To do you any grace.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I will not wish it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> And never more hope to be honorable.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> My hopes are lower.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> As I live you shall not,<br /> +You shall be so far from the name of noble<br /> +That you shall never see a Lord again;<br /> +You shall not see a Maske, or Barriers,<br /> +Or Tilting, or a solemn Christning,<br /> +Or a great Marriage, or new Fire-works,<br /> +Or any bravery; but you shall live<br /> +At home, bespotted with your own lov'd durt,<br /> +In scurvy cloaths, as you were wont to doe,<br /> +And to content you, I will live so too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Tis all I wish, make haste, the day draws on,<br /> +It shall be my care to see your Stuffe packt up.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> It shall be my care to gull you: you shall stay. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex. Gen.</i></span><br /> +And more than so, intreat me humbly too,<br /> +You shall have honors presently; <i>Maria</i>.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Maria.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mar.</i> Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span> +<i>Wife.</i> Bring hither, pen, ink, and paper.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> 'Tis here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Your Master will not stay,<br /> +Unless preferment come within an hour.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Let him command one of the City gates,<br /> +In time of mutiny, or you may provide him,<br /> +To be one of the counsel for invading,<br /> +Some savage Countrey to plant Christian faith.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> No, no, I have it for him, call my page;<br /> +Now, my dear husband, there it is will fit you. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i> Maria.</span><br /> +And when the world shall see what I have done,<br /> +Let it not move the spleen of any Wife,<br /> +To make an Ass of her beloved husband,<br /> +Without good ground, but if they will be drawn<br /> +To any reason by you, do not gull them;<br /> +But if they grow conceited of themselves,<br /> +And be fine Gentlemen, have no mercy,<br /> +Publish them to the World, 'twill do them good<br /> +When they shall see their follies understood,<br /> +Go bear these Letters to my servant,<br /> +And bid him make haste, I will dress my self,<br /> +In all the Journey-Cloaths I us'd before,<br /> +Not to ride, but to make the Laughter more. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Gentleman, <i>and</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Gent.</i> Is all packt up?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> All, all Sir, there is no tumbler<br /> +Runs through his hoop with more dexterity,<br /> +Then I about this business: 'Tis a day,<br /> +That I have long long'd to see.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Come, Where's my Spurs?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Here, Sir, and now 'tis come.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I, <i>Jaques</i>, now,<br /> +I thank my fates, I can command my Wife.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> I am glad to see it, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I do not love alwayes,<br /> +To be made a puppie, <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> But, yet me thinks your Worship does not look,<br /> +Right like a Countrey Gentleman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I will, give me my t'other hat.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span> +<i>Ja.</i> Here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> So, my Jerkin.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Yes, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> On with it <i>Jaques</i>, thou and I<br /> +Will live so finely in the Countrey, <i>Jaques</i>,<br /> +And have such pleasant walks into the Woods<br /> +A mornings, and then bring home riding-rods,<br /> +And walking staves—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> And I will bear them, Sir,<br /> +And Skurdge-sticks for the children.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> So thou shalt,<br /> +And thou shalt do all, over-see my Work-folkes,<br /> +And at the weeks end pay them all their wages.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> I will, Sir, so your Worship give me Money.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Thou shalt receive all too: give me my Drawers.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> They are ready, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> And I will make thy Mistriss,<br /> +My wife, look to her landrie, and her dairy,<br /> +That we may have our linnen clean on Sundayes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> And Holy-dayes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I, and ere we walk about the Grounds<br /> +Provide our break-fast,<br /> +Or she shall smoke, I'll have her a good huswife;<br /> +She shall not make a voyage to her Sisters,<br /> +But she shall live at home,<br /> +And feed her pullen fat, and see her Maides<br /> +In bed before her, and lock all the doors.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Why that will be a life for Kings and Queens.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Give me my Scarfe with the great Button quickly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> 'Tis done, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Now my Mittens.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Here they are, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> 'Tis well: now my great dagger.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> There.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Why so; thus it should be, now my riding rod.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> There's nothing wanting, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Another, man, to stick under my girdle.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> There it is.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> All is well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Why now methinks your Worship looks<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span>Like to your self, a Man of means and credit,<br /> +So did your grave and famous Ancestors,<br /> +Ride up and down to Fairs, and cheapen cattel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Goe, hasten your Mistriss, Sirra.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> It shall be done. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i> Jaques.</span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Servant <i>and</i> Page.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ser.</i> Who's that? who's that Boy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Page.</i> I think it be my Master.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Who, he that walkes in gray, whisking his riding rod?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pag.</i> Yes, Sir, 'tis he.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> 'Tis he indeed; he is prepar'd<br /> +For his new journey; when I wink upon you,<br /> +Run out and tell the Gentleman 'tis time—<br /> +<i>Monsieur</i> good day.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> <i>Monsieur</i>, your Mistriss is within, but yet not ready.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> My business is with you, Sir; 'tis reported,<br /> +I know not whether by some enemy<br /> +Maliciously, that envies your great hopes,<br /> +And would be ready to sow discontents<br /> +Betwixt his Majesty, and you, or truely,<br /> +Which on my faith I would be sorry for,<br /> +That you intend to leave the Court in haste.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Faith, Sir, within this half hour. <i>Jaques</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaques within:</i> Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Is my Wife ready?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Presently.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> But Sir,<br /> +I needs must tell you, as I am your friend,<br /> +You should have ta'en your journey privater,<br /> +For 'tis already blaz'd about the Court.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Why Sir, I hope it is no Treason, is it?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> 'Tis true, Sir, but 'tis grown the common talk,<br /> +There's no discovery else held, and in the presence<br /> +All the Nobility and Gentry,<br /> +Have nothing in their mouths but only this,<br /> +<i>Monsieur Marine</i>, that noble Gentleman,<br /> +Is now departing hence: every Mans face<br /> +Looks ghastly on his fellows; such a sadness<br /> +(Before this day) I ne'er beheld in Court,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span>Mens hearts begin to fail them when they hear it,<br /> +In expectation of the great event<br /> +That needs must follow it, pray Heaven it be good!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Why, I had rather all their hearts should fail,<br /> +Than I stay here until my purse fail me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> But yet you are a Subject, and beware,<br /> +I charge you by the love I bear to you,<br /> +How you do venture rashly on a course,<br /> +To make your Sovereign jealous of your deeds,<br /> +For Princes jealousies, where they love most,<br /> +Are easily found, but they be hardly lost.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Come, these are tricks, I smell 'em, I will goe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Have I not still profest my self your friend?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Yes, but you never shewd it to me yet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> But now I will, because I see you wise,<br /> +And give ye thus much light into a business,<br /> +That came to me but now, be resolute,<br /> +Stand stifly to it that you will depart,<br /> +And presently.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Why so I mean to doe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> And by this light you may be what you will;<br /> +Will you be secret, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Why? What's the matter?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> The King does fear you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> How?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> And is now in Counsel;<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> About me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> About you, and you be wise,<br /> +You'll find he's in Counsel about you:<br /> +His Counsellors have told him all the truth.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> What truth?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Why, that which now he knows too well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> What is't?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> That you have followed him seven years,<br /> +With a great train: and though he have not grac't you,<br /> +Yet you have div'd into the hearts of thousands,<br /> +With liberality and noble carriage;<br /> +And if you should depart home unprefer'd,<br /> +All discontented, and seditious spirits<br /> +Would flock to you, and thrust you into action:<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span>With whose help, and your Tenants, who doth not know<br /> +(If you were so dispos'd:)<br /> +How great a part of this yet fertile peaceful Realm of <i>France</i><br /> +You might make desolate? but when the King<br /> +Heard this—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> What said he?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Nothing, but shook,<br /> +As never Christian Prince did shake before.<br /> +And to be short, you may be what you will<br /> +But be not ambitious Sir, sit down<br /> +With moderate honors, least you make your self<br /> +More fear'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I know, Sir, what I have to doe<br /> +In mine own business.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Longavile.</p> + +<p> +<i>Long.</i> Where's <i>Monsieur Mount Marine</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Why there he stands, will you ought with him?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Yes: Good day <i>Monsieur Marine</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Good day to you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> His Majesty doth commend himself,<br /> +Most kindly to you Sir, and hath, by me,<br /> +Sent you this favor: kneel down, rise a Knight.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I thank his Majesty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> And he doth further request you,<br /> +Not to leave the Court so soon,<br /> +For though your former merits have been slighted,<br /> +After this time there shall no Office fall;<br /> +Worthy your spirit, as he doth confess<br /> +There's none so great, but you shall surely have it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Do you hear? if you yield yet you are an ass.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I'll shew my service to his Majesty<br /> +In greater things than these, but for this small one<br /> +I must intreat his Highness to excuse me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> I'll bear your Knightly words unto the King,<br /> +And bring his Princely answer back again. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Long.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Well said, be resolute a while, I know<br /> +There is a tide of honors coming on.<br /> +I warrant you.<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Bewford.</p> + +<p> +<i>Bew.</i> Where is this new made Knight?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Here, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Let me enfold you in my arms,<br /> +Then call you Lord, the King will have it so,<br /> +Who doth entreat your Lordship to remember<br /> +His Message sent to you by <i>Longavile</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> If ye be durty, and dare not mount aloft;<br /> +You may yield now, I know what I would do.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Peace, I will fit him; tell his Majesty<br /> +I am a Subject, and I do confess<br /> +I serve a gracious Prince, that thus hath heapt<br /> +Honors on me without desert, but yet<br /> +As for the Message, business urgeth me,<br /> +I must be gone, and he must pardon me,<br /> +Were he ten thousand Kings and Emperors.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> I'll tell him so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Why, this was like your self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> As he hath wrought him, 'tis the finest fellow<br /> +That e're was Christmas Lord, he carries it<br /> +So truely to the life, as though he were<br /> +One of the plot to gull himself. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Bewf.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Why so, you sent the wisest and the shrewdest <a name="p196_23" id="p196_23" class="fc">answer</a><br /> +Unto the King, I swear, my honored friend,<br /> +That ever any Subject sent his Liege.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Nay now I know I have him on the hip,<br /> +I'll follow it.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Longavile.</p> + +<p> +<i>Long.</i> My honorable Lord,<br /> +Give me your noble hand right courteous Peer,<br /> +And from henceforth be a courtly Earl;<br /> +The King so wills, and Subjects must obey:<br /> +Only he doth desire you to consider<br /> +Of his request.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Why faith you'r well my Lord, yield to him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Yield? why 'twas my plot.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Nay, 'twas your Wives plot.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span> +<i>Gent.</i> To get preferment by it,<br /> +And thinks he now to pop me i'th' mouth<br /> +But with an Earldome? I'll be one step higher.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> 'Tis the finest Lord, I am afraid anon<br /> +He will stand upon't to share the Kingdom with him.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Bewford.</p> + +<p> +<i>Bew.</i> Where's this Courtly Earl?<br /> +His Majesty commends his love unto you;<br /> +And will you but now grant to his request,<br /> +He bids you be a Duke, and chuse of whence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Why if you yield not now, you are undone,<br /> +What can you wish to have more, but the Kingdom?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> So please his Majesty, I would be D. of <i>Burgundy</i>,<br /> +Because I like the place.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> I know the King is pleas'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Then will I stay and kiss his Highness hand.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> His Majesty will be a glad man when he hears it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> But how shall we keep this from the world's ear,<br /> +That some one tell him not, he is no Duke?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Wee'l think of that anon.<br /> +Why Gentlemen, Is this a gracious habit for a Duke?<br /> +Each gentle body set a finger to<br /> +To pluck the clouds of this his riding weeds<br /> +From off the orient Sun of his best cloaths;<br /> +I'll pluck one Boot and spur off.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> I another.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> I'll pluck his Jerkin off.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Sit down my Lord;<br /> +Both his spurs off at once good <i>Longavile</i>,<br /> +And <i>Bewford</i>, take that Scarfe off, and that Hat,<br /> +Doth not become his largely sprouting fore-head.<br /> +Now set your gracious foot to this of mine,<br /> +One pluck will do it, so, off with the other.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> Loe, thus your servant <i>Longavile</i> doth pluck<br /> +The trophy of your former gentry off.<br /> +Off with his Jerkin <i>Bewford.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Didst thou never see<br /> +A nimble footed Taylor stand so in his stockings,<br /> +Whilst some friend help'd to pluck his Jerkin off,<br /> +To dance a Jigg?<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Lon.</i> Here's his man <i>Jaques</i> come,<br /> +Booted and ready still.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> My Mistriss stayes;<br /> +Why how now Sir? What <a name="p198_5" id="p198_5" class="fc">do's your</a> Worship mean,<br /> +To pluck your grave and thrifty habit off.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> My slippers, <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> O thou mighty Duke,<br /> +Pardon this Man,<br /> +That thus hath trespassed in ignorance.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I pardon him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> His Graces slippers, <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Why what's the matter?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> Foot-man, he's a Duke:<br /> +The King hath rais'd him above all his Land.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> I'll to his Cozen presently, and tell him so;<br /> +O what a dung-hill Countrey rogue was I. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Jaques.</span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Wife.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ser.</i> See, see, my Mistriss.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lon.</i> Let's observe their greeting.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Unto your will, as every good Wife ought,<br /> +I have turn'd all my thoughts, and now am ready.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> O Wife, I am not worthy to kiss the least<br /> +Of all thy toes, much less thy Thumb,<br /> +Which yet I would be bold with; all thy counsel<br /> +Hath been to me Angelical, but mine to thee<br /> +Hath been most dirty, like my mind:<br /> +Dear Duchess I must stay.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> What are you mad, to make me<br /> +Dress, and undress, turn and wind me,<br /> +Because you find me plyant? said I not<br /> +The whole world should not alter me, if once<br /> +I were resolv'd? and now you call me Duchess:<br /> +Why what's the matter?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Loe a Knight doth kneel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> A Knight?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> A Lord.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span> +<i>Wife.</i> A Fool.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> I say doth kneel an Earl, a Duke.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> In Drawers.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Without shoes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Sure you <a name="p199_4" id="p199_4" class="fc">[are]</a> lunatick.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> No, honoured Duchess,<br /> +If you dare but believe your servants truth,<br /> +I know he is a Duke.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> God save his Grace.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> I ask your Graces pardon.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gent.</i> Then I rise,<br /> +And here, in token that all strife shall end,<br /> +'Twixt thee and me, I let my drawers fall,<br /> +And to thy hands I do deliver them:<br /> +Which signifies, that in all acts and speeches,<br /> +From this time forth, my Wife shall wear the breeches.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> An honorable composition. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt omnes.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3><i>Actus Tertius. <a name="p199_17" id="p199_17" class="fc">Scæna Prima.</a></i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Cozen, <i>and</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Coz.</i> Shall I believe thee, <i>Jaques</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Sir you may.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Coz.</i> Didst thou not dreame?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> I did not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Coz.</i> Nor imagine?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Neither of both: I saw him great and mighty,<br /> +I saw the <i>Monsieurs</i> bow, and heard them cry,<br /> +Good health and fortune to my Lord the Duke.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Coz.</i> A Duke art sure? a Duke?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> I am sure a Duke,<br /> +And so sure, as I know my self for <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Coz.</i> Yet the Sun may dazel; <i>Jaques</i>, Was it not<br /> +Some leane Commander of an angry Block-house<br /> +To keep the Fleemish Eele-boats from invasion,<br /> +Or some bold Baron able to dispend<br /> +His fifty pounds a year, and meet the foe<br /> +Upon the Kings command, in gilded canvas,<br /> +And do his deeds of worth? or was it not<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span>Some place of gain, as Clerk to the great Band<br /> +Of maribones, that people call the <i>Switzers</i>?<br /> +Men made of Beufe, and Sarcenet?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Is a Duke his chamber hung with Nobles like a presence?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Coz.</i> I am something wavering in my faith;<br /> +Would you would settle me, and swear 'tis so,<br /> +Is he a Duke indeed?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> I swear he is.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Coz.</i> I am satisfied, he is my Kinsman. <i>Jaques</i>,<br /> +And I his poor unworthy Cozen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> True, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Coz.</i> I might have been a Duke too, I had means,<br /> +A wife as fair as his, and as wise as his;<br /> +And could have brookt the Court as well as his,<br /> +And laid about her for her husbands honor:<br /> +O <i>Jaques</i>, had I ever dreamt of this,<br /> +I had prevented him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Faith Sir it came<br /> +Above our expectation, we were wise<br /> +Only in seeking to undoe this honor,<br /> +Which shewed our dung-hill breeding and our durt.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Coz.</i> But tell me <i>Jaques</i>,<br /> +Why could we not perceive? what dull Divel<br /> +Wrought us to cross this noble course, perswading<br /> +'Twould be his overthrow? <a name="p200_24" id="p200_24" class="fc">'fore me</a> a Courtier<br /> +Is he that knows all, <i>Jaques</i>, and does all,<br /> +'Tis as his noble Grace hath often said,<br /> +And very wisely, <i>Jaques</i>, we are fools,<br /> +And understand just nothing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> I, as we were, I confess it.<br /> +But rising with our great Master,<br /> +We shall be call'd to knowledge with our places,<br /> +'Tis nothing to be wise, not thus much there,<br /> +There's not the least of the billet dealers,<br /> +Nor any of the Pastry, or the Kitchin,<br /> +But have it in measure delicate.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Coz.</i> Methinks this greatness of the Dukes my Cozens,<br /> +(I ask you mercy, <i>Jaques</i>, that near name<br /> +Is too familiar for me) should give promise<br /> +Of some great benefits to his attendants.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span> +<i>Ja.</i> I have a suit my self, and it is sure,<br /> +Or I mistake my ends much.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Coz.</i> What is't <i>Jaques</i>,<br /> +May I not crave the place?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Yes, Sir, you shall,<br /> +'Tis to be but his Graces Secretary,<br /> +Which is my little all, and my ambition,<br /> +Till my known worth shall take me by the hand,<br /> +And set me higher; how the fates may do<br /> +In this poor thread of life, is yet uncertain;<br /> +I was not born I take it for a Trencher,<br /> +Nor to espouse my Mistriss Dairy-maid.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Couz.</i> I am resolv'd my Wife shall up to Court;<br /> +I'll furnish her, that is a speeding course,<br /> +And cannot chuse but breed a mighty fortune;<br /> +What a fine youth was I, to let him start,<br /> +And get the rise before me! I'll dispatch,<br /> +And put my self in Moneys.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Mass 'tis true,<br /> +And now you talke of Money; Sir, my business<br /> +For taking those Crowns must be dispatcht:<br /> +This little plot in the Countrey lies most fit<br /> +To do his Grace such serviceable uses,<br /> +I must about it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Couz.</i> Yet, before you goe,<br /> +Give me your hand, and bear my humble service<br /> +To the great Duke your Master, and his Duchess,<br /> +And live your self in favor: say my Wife<br /> +Shall there attend them shortly, so farewell.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> I'll see you mounted, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Couz.</i> It may not be,<br /> +Your place is far above it, spare your self,<br /> +And know I am your servant, fare ye well. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Couzen.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ja.</i> Sir I shall rest to be commanded by you,<br /> +This place of Secretary will not content me,<br /> +I must be more and greater: let me see;<br /> +To be a Baron is no such great matter<br /> +As people take it: for say I were a Count,<br /> +I am still an under-person to this Duke,<br /> +Which methinks sounds but harshly: but a Duke?<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span>O I am strangely taken, 'tis a Duke<br /> +Or nothing, I'll advise upon't, and see<br /> +What may be done by wit and industry. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Wife, Longoveil, Bewford, Servants.</p> + +<p> +<i>Wife.</i> It must be carried closely with a care<br /> +That no man speak unto him, or come near him,<br /> +Without our private knowledge, or be made<br /> +Afore-hand to our practice:<br /> +My good husband,<br /> +I shall entreat you now to stay a while,<br /> +And prove a noble coxcomb.<br /> +Gentlemen,<br /> +Your counsel and advice about this carriage.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Alas good man, I do begin to mourn<br /> +His dire Massacre: what a persecution<br /> +Is pouring down upon him! sure he is sinful.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Let him be kept in's chamber under shew<br /> +Of state and dignity, and no man suffer'd<br /> +To see his noble face, or have access,<br /> +But we that are Conspirators.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Or else down with him into the Countrey amongst his Tenants,<br /> +There he may live far longer in his greatness,<br /> +And play the fool in pomp amongst his fellows.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> No, he shall play the fool in the City, and stay,<br /> +I will not lose the greatness of this jest,<br /> +That shall be given to my wit, for the whole Revenues.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Then thus wee'll have a guard about his person,<br /> +That no man come too near him, and our selves<br /> +Alwayes in company; have him into the City<br /> +To see his face swell; whilst, in divers corners,<br /> +Some of our own appointing shall be ready<br /> +To cry heaven bless your Grace, long live your Grace.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Servant, your counsel's excellent good,<br /> +And shall be follow'd, 'twill be rarely strange<br /> +To see him stated thus, as though he went<br /> +A shroving through the City, or intended<br /> +To set up some new <a name="p202_36" id="p202_36" class="fc">[stake]</a>:<br /> +I shall not hold<br /> +From open laughter, when I hear him cry,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span>Come hither my sweet Duchess: let me kiss<br /> +Thy gracious lips: for this will be his phrases?<br /> +I fear me nothing but his legs will break<br /> +Under his mighty weight of such a greatness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Now me thinks dearest Lady you are too cruel;<br /> +His very heart will freeze in knowing this.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> No, no, the man was never of such deepness,<br /> +To make conceit his Master: Sir, I'll assure ye<br /> +He will out-live twenty such pageants.<br /> +Were he but my Cozen, or my Brother,<br /> +And such a desperate killer of his fortune,<br /> +In this belief he should dye, though it cost me<br /> +A thousand Crowns a day to hold it up;<br /> +Or were I not known his wife, and so to have<br /> +An equal feeling of this ill he suffers,<br /> +He should be thus till all the Boyes i'th' Town<br /> +Made sute to weare his badges in their hats,<br /> +And walk before his Grace with sticks and nose-gayes,<br /> +We Married Women hold—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> 'Tis well, no more.<br /> +The Duke is entring, set <a name="p203_20" id="p203_20" class="fc">you[r]</a> faces right,<br /> +And bow like Countrey Prologues: here he comes.<br /> +Make room afore, the Duke is entring.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Duke.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Long.</i> The choisest fortunes wait upon our Duke.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> And give him all content and happiness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Let his great name live to the end of time.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> We thank you, and are pleas'd to give you notice<br /> +We shall at fitter times wait on your Loves,<br /> +Till when, be near Us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Longv.</i> 'Tis a valiant purge, and works extreamly;<br /> +'Thas delivered him<br /> +Of all Right worshipful and gentle humors,<br /> +And left his belly full of nobleness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> It pleased the King my Master,<br /> +For sundry vertues not unknown to him,<br /> +And the all-seeing state, to lend his hand,<br /> +And raise me to this Eminence, how this<br /> +May seem to other Men, or stir the minds<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span>Of such as are my fellow Peers, I know not,<br /> +I would desire their loves in just designs.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Now by my faith he does well, very well:<br /> +Beshrew my heart I have not seen a better,<br /> +Of a raw fellow, that before this day<br /> +Never rehearst his state: 'tis marvellous well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Is he not Duke indeed, see how he looks<br /> +As if his spirit were a last, or two<br /> +Above his veins, and stretcht his noble hide.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Hee's high-brac't like a Drum, pray God he break not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Why let him break, there's but a Calves-skin lost.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> May it please your Grace to see the City,<br /> +'Twill be to the minds and much contentment<br /> +Of the doubtful people.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> I am determin'd so, till my return<br /> +I leave my honour'd Dutchess to her chamber.<br /> +Be careful of your health, I pray you be so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Your Grace shall suffer us your humble servants<br /> +To give attendance, fit so great a person<br /> +Upon your body.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> I am pleased so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Away good <i>Bewford</i>, raise a guard sufficient<br /> +To keep him from the reach of Tongues, be quick;<br /> +And do you hear, remember how the streets<br /> +Must be dispos'd with, for cries, and salutations.<br /> +Your Grace determines not to see the King—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> Not yet, I shall be ready ten dayes hence<br /> +To kiss his Highness hand, and give him thanks,<br /> +As it is fit I should for his great bounty.<br /> +Set forward Gentlemen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Groom.</i> Room for the Duke there. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt Duke and Train.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> 'Tis fit he should have room to shew his mightiness,<br /> +He swells so with his poyson,<br /> +'Tis better to reclaim ye thus, than make<br /> +A sheeps-head of you, It had been but your due;<br /> +But I have mercy Sir, and mean to reclaim you<br /> +By a directer course.<br /> +That Woman is not worthy of a Soul<br /> +That has the sovereign power to rule her husband,<br /> +And gives her title up, so long provided<br /> +As there be fair play, and his state not wrong'd.<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Shattillion.</p> + +<p> +<i>Shat.</i> I would be glad to know whence this new Duke springs,<br /> +The people buz abroad; or by what title<br /> +He receiv'd his dignity, 'tis very strange<br /> +There should be such close jugling in the State,<br /> +But I am ty'd to silence, yet a day<br /> +May come, and soon to perfect all these doubts.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> It is the mad <i>Shattillion</i> by my Soul,<br /> +I suffer much for this poor Gentleman;<br /> +I'll speak to him, may be he yet knows me.<br /> +<i>Monsieur Shattilion.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Can you give me reason from whence<br /> +This great Duke sprang that walks abroad?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Even from the King himself.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shot.</i> As you are a Woman, I think you may be cover'd?<br /> +Yet your prayer would do no harm good Woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> God preserve him.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Shattillions <i>Love</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Shat.</i> I say Amen, and so say all good Subjects.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> Lady, as ever you have lov'd, or shall,<br /> +As you have hope of heaven lend your hand,<br /> +And wit, to draw this poor distracted man<br /> +Under your roofe, from the broad eyes of people,<br /> +And wonder of the streets.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> With all my heart;<br /> +My feeling of his grief and loss is much.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> Sir, now you are come so near the prison, will ye<br /> +Goe in, and visit your fair Love: poor soul<br /> +She would be glad to see you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> This same Duke is but<br /> +Apocryphal, there's no creation<br /> +That can stand where titles are not right.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> 'Tis true, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> That is another draught upon my life;<br /> +Let me examine well the words I spake.<br /> +The words I spake were, that this novel Duke<br /> +Is not o'th' true making, 'tis to me most certain.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span> +<i>Wife.</i> You are as right, Sir, as you went by line.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> And to the grief of many thousands more.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> If there be any such, God comfort them.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Whose mouths may open when the time shall please;<br /> +I'm betray'd, commend me to the King,<br /> +And tell him I am sound, and crave but justice;<br /> +You shall not need to have your guard upon me,<br /> +Which I am sure are plac'd for my attachment;<br /> +Lead on; I'm obedient to my bonds.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> Good Sir be not displeased with us;<br /> +We are but servants to his Highness will,<br /> +To make that good.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> I do forgive you even with my heart;<br /> +Shall I entreat a favor?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Any thing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> To see my love before that fatal stroak,<br /> +And publish to the world my christian death,<br /> +And true obedience to the Crown of <i>France</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> I hope it shall not need Sir, for there is mercy<br /> +As well as Justice in his Royal heart. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter three Gentlemen.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>1 Gent.</i> Every man take his corner, here am I,<br /> +You there, and you in that place, so be perfect,<br /> +Have a great care your cries be loud; and faces<br /> +Full of dejected fear and humbleness.<br /> +He comes.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ja.</i> Fye, how these streets are charg'd and swell'd<br /> +With these same rascally people! give more room,<br /> +Or I shall have occasion to distribute<br /> +A martial almes amongst you; as I am a Gentleman<br /> +I have not seen such rude disorder,<br /> +They follow him like a prize, there's no true gaper<br /> +Like to your Citizen, he will be sure<br /> +The Beares shall not pass by his door in peace,<br /> +But he and all his family will follow.<br /> +Room there afore: Sound:<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Duke and his company.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Ja.</i> Give room, and keep your places,<br /> +you may see enough; keep your places.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> These people are too far unmanner'd, thus<br /> +To stop your Graces way with multitudes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> Rebuke them not, good <i>Monsieur</i>, 'tis their loves<br /> +Which I will answer, if it please my stars<br /> +To spare me life and health.<br /> +<br /> +<i>2 Gen.</i> Bless your Grace.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> And you with all my heart.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1 Gen.</i> Now heaven preserve your happy dayes:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> I thank you too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>3. Gen.</i> Now Heaven save your Grace;<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> I thank you all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> On there before.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> Stand Gentlemen, stay yet a while.<br /> +For I am minded to impart my love<br /> +To these good people, and my friends,<br /> +Whose love and prayers for my greatness,<br /> +Are equal in abundance, note me well,<br /> +And with my words; my heart? for as the Tree—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Your Grace had best beware, 'twill be inform'd<br /> +Your greatness with the people.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I had more,<br /> +My honest, and ingenious people.—But<br /> +The weight of business hath prevented me.<br /> +I am call'd from you: but this tree I spake of<br /> +Shall bring forth fruit, I hope, to your content,<br /> +And so I share my bowels amongst you all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Omnes.</i> A noble Duke, a very noble Duke.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter a Gentleman.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Ser.</i> Afore there Gentlemen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> You'r faithfully met good <i>Monsieur Mount Marine</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Be advis'd, the time is alter'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> Is he not the same man he was afore?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Still the same man to you, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> You have received mighty Grace, be thankful.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span> +<i>Gen.</i> Let me not dye in ignorance;<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> You shall not.<br /> +Then know, the King out of his love, hath pleas'd<br /> +To stile him Duke of <i>Burgundy</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Gen.</i> O great Duke,<br /> +Thus low, I plead for pardon, and desire<br /> +To be enrol'd amongst your poorest slaves.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> Sir, you have mercy, and withal my hand,<br /> +From henceforth let me call you one of mine.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Make room afore there, and dismiss the people.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> Every Man to his house in peace and quiet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Peop.</i> Now heaven preserve the Duke, heaven bless the Duke. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt Omnes.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Wife.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Wife.</i> This Letter came this morn from my Cosin<br /> +To the great Lady, high and mighty Duchess<br /> +Of <i>Burgundy</i>, be these delivered. Oh,<br /> +For a stronger lace to keep my breath<br /> +That I may laugh the nine days till the wonder<br /> +Fall to an ebb: the high and mighty Duchess?<br /> +The high and mighty God? what a stile is this!<br /> +Methinks it goes like a Duchy lope-man,<br /> +A ladder of 100 rounds will fail<br /> +To reach the top on't: well my gentle Cosin<br /> +I know by these contents, your itch of honor;<br /> +You must to the Court you say, and very shortly:<br /> +You shall be welcome; and if your wife have wit<br /> +I'll put her in a thriving course, if not<br /> +Her own sin on her own head, not a blot<br /> +Shall stain my reputation, only this<br /> +I must for healths sake sometimes make an ass<br /> +Of the tame moil my Husband; 'twill do him good,<br /> +And give him fresher brains, Me fresher bloud.<br /> +Now for the noble Duke, I hear him coming.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Duke, his train.</i></p> + +<p> +Your Grace is well return'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> As well as may be:<br /> +Never in younger health, never more able:<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span>I mean to be your bed-fellow this night,<br /> +Let me have good encounter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Bless me heaven<br /> +What a hot meat this greatness is!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> It may be so,<br /> +For I'll be sworn he hath not got a snap<br /> +This two months on my knowledge, or her woman<br /> +Is damn'd for swearing it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I thank you Gentlemen for your attendance<br /> +And also your great pains, pray know my Lodgings<br /> +Better and oftner, do so Gentlemen.<br /> +Now by my honor, as I am a Prince,<br /> +I speak sincerely, know my lodgings better,<br /> +And be not strangers, I shall see your service<br /> +And your deservings, when you least expect.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Om.</i> We humbly thank your grace for this great favor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> <i>Jaques?</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Your Grace.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> Be ready for the Countrey,<br /> +And let my Tenants know the Kings great love:<br /> +Say I would see them, but the weight at Court<br /> +Lies heavy on my shoulders: let them know<br /> +I do expect their duties in attendance<br /> +Against the next feast, wait for my coming<br /> +To take up Post-horse, and be full of speed. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Jaq.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> I would desire your Grace—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> You shall desire, and have your<br /> +Full desire: sweet Duchess speak.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> To have some conference with a Gentleman<br /> +That seems not altogether void of reason.<br /> +He talks of Titles, and things near the Crown,<br /> +And knowing none so fit as your <a name="p209_31" id="p209_31" class="fc">[good]</a> Grace,<br /> +To give the difference in such points of State—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> What is he? if he be noble, or have any part<br /> +That's worthy our converse, we do accept him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> I can assure your Grace, his strain is noble,<br /> +But he's very subtle.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Let him be so.<br /> +Let him have all the brains, I shall demonstrate<br /> +How this most Christian Crown of <i>France</i> can bear<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span>No other shew of Title than the Kings.<br /> +I will go in and meditate for half an hour,<br /> +And then be ready for him presently,<br /> +I will convert him quickly, or confound him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Is mad <i>Shattillion</i> here?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Is here, and's Lady,<br /> +I prethee servant fetch him hither.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Why, what do you mean to put him to?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> To chat with the mad lad my Husband;<br /> +'Twill be brave to hear them speak, babble,<br /> +Stare, and prate.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> But what shall be the end of all this, Lady?<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Shattillion <i>and Lady</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Wife.</i> Leave that to me, now for the grand dispute,<br /> +For see, here comes <i>Shattillion</i>: as I live, methinks<br /> +All <i>France</i> should bear part of his griefs.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> I'll fetch my Lord the Duke.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Where am I now, or whether will you lead me?<br /> +To my death? I crave my priviledge,<br /> +I must not dye, but by just course of Law.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> His Majesty hath sent by me your pardon,<br /> +He meant not you should dye; but would intreat you<br /> +To lay the full state of your Title open,<br /> +Unto a grave and Noble Gentleman.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Duke <i>and</i> Longovile.</p> + +<p> +The Duke of <i>Burgundy</i> who here doth come,<br /> +Who, either by his wisdom will confute you,<br /> +Or else inform and satisfie the King.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> May't please your grace, this is the Gentleman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Is this he that chops Logick with my Liege?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> D'ye mock me? you are great, the time will come,<br /> +When you shall be as much contemn'd as I,<br /> +Where are the antient compliments of <i>France</i>,<br /> +The upstarts brave the Princes of the bloud?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Your Title Sir, in short.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> He must Sir,<br /> +Be a better States-man than your self, that can<br /> +Trip me in any thing, I will not speak<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span>Before these witnesses.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Depart the room, for none shall stay,<br /> +No, not my dearest Duchess.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> We'll stand behind the Arras and hear all. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> In that chair take your place, I in this,<br /> +Discourse your Title now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Sir, you shall know,<br /> +My Loves true Title, mine by Marriage,<br /> +Setting aside the first race of <i>French</i> Kings,<br /> +Which will not here concern us, as <i>Pharamond</i>,<br /> +With <i>Clodian</i>, <a name="p211_10" id="p211_10" class="fc"><i>Meroveus</i></a>, and <i>Chilperick</i>,<br /> +And to come down unto the second Race,<br /> +Which we will likewise slip—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> But take me with you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> I pray you give me leave, of <i>Martel Charles</i>,<br /> +The Father of King <i>Pippin</i>, who was, Sire<br /> +To <i>Charles</i> the Great, and famous <i>Charlemain</i>.<br /> +And to come to the third Race of <i>French</i> Kings,<br /> +Which will not be greatly pertinent in this cause,<br /> +Betwixt the King and me, of which you know<br /> +<i>HUGH CAPET</i> was the first,<br /> +Next his Son <i>Robert</i>, <i>Henry</i> then, and <i>Philip</i><br /> +With <i>Lewis</i>, and his Son a <i>Lewis</i> too,<br /> +And of that name the Seventh, but all this<br /> +Springs from a Female, as it shall appear.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Now give me leave, I grant you this your Title<br /> +At the first sight, carries some shew of truth;<br /> +But if ye weigh it well, ye shall find light.<br /> +Is not his Majesty possest in peace,<br /> +And justice executed in his name,<br /> +And can you think the most Christian King<br /> +Would do this if he saw not reason for it?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> But had not the Tenth <i>Lewis</i> a sole Daughter?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I cannot tell.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> But answer me directly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> It is a most seditious question.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Is this your justice?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I stand for my King.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Was ever Heir-apparant thus abus'd?<br /> +I'll have your head for this.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span> +<i>Duke.</i> Why, do your worst.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Will no one stir to apprehend this Traitor?<br /> +A guard about my person, will none come?<br /> +Must my own royal hands perform the deed?<br /> +Then thus I do arrest you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Treason, help.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Wife</i>, Long. Bew. <i>and Serv.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Wife.</i> Help, help, my Lord and Husband.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Help <a name="p212_8" id="p212_8" class="fc">the Duke</a>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Forbear his grace's person.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Forbear you to touch him that<br /> +Your Heir-apparent weds,<br /> +But by this hand, I will have all your heads. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> How doth your Grace?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Why? well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> How do you find his Title?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> 'Tis a dangerous one,<br /> +As can come by a female.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> I, 'tis true,<br /> +But the Law <i>Salique</i> cuts him off from all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> I do beseech your Grace, how stands his Title?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Pew, nothing; the Law <i>Salique</i> cuts him off from all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> My gracious Husband, you must now prepare,<br /> +In all your Graces pomp to entertain<br /> +Your Cosin, who is now a convertite,<br /> +And follows here, this night he will be here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Be ready all in haste, I do intend,<br /> +To shew before my Cosin's wondring face,<br /> +The greatness of my pomp, and of my place. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt omnes.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3><i>Actus Quartus. <a name="p212_29" id="p212_29" class="fc">Scæna Prima.</a></i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Cosin and his Wife.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Cos.</i> Sirrah, is all things carried to the Tailor?<br /> +The measure, and the fashion of the Gown,<br /> +With the best trim?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Man.</i> Yes Sir, and 'twill be ready within this two days.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> For my self I care not,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span>I have a suit or two of antient Velvet;<br /> +Which with some small correcting and addition,<br /> +May steal into the presence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Would my Gown were <a name="p213_3" id="p213_3" class="fc">ready; Husband</a>, I'll lay my life,<br /> +To make you something e'r to morrow night.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> It must not be<br /> +Before we see the Duke, and have advice,<br /> +How to behave our selves: lets in the while,<br /> +And keep our selves from knowledge, till time shall call us.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Long. <i>and</i> Bew.</p> + +<p> +<i>Long.</i> I much admire the fierce <i>masculine</i> spirit,<br /> +Of this dread <i>Amazon</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> This following night I'll have a wench in solace.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Sir, I hear you,<br /> +And will be with you if I live, no more.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Maria.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ma.</i> My Lady would intreat your presence, Gentlemen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> We will obey your Lady, she is worthy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> You, light alone, a word, or two.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> Your Will, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Hark in your ear; wilt thou be married? speak, wilt thou marry?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> Married? to whom Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> To a proper fellow, landed, and able bodied.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> Why do you flout me, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> I swear I do not; I love thee for thy Ladies sake, be free?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> If I could meet such matches as you speak of,<br /> +I were a very child to lose my time, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> What saist thou to Monsieur <i>Bewford</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> Sir, I say he's a proper Gentleman, and far<br /> +Above my means to look at.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Dost thou like him?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> Yes Sir, and ever did.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> He is thine own.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> You are too great in promises.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Be rul'd, and follow my advice, he shall be thine.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> Would you would make it good, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Do but thus,<br /> +Get thee a cushion underneath thy cloaths,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span>And leave the rest to me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> I'll be your scholar,<br /> +I cannot lose much by the venture sure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Thou wilt lose a pretty maidenhead, my rogue,<br /> +Or I am much o'th' bow hand, you'll remember<br /> +If all this take effect, who did it for <a name="p214_5" id="p214_5" class="fc">you,</a><br /> +And what I may deserve for such a kindness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> Yours Sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques <i>and</i> Shattillion <i>severally</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Jaq.</i> Save ye Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Save the King.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I pray you Sir, which is the nearest way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Save the King, this is the nearest way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Which is the nearest way to the Post-house?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> God save the King and his <a name="p214_14" id="p214_14" class="fc">Post-house</a>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I pray Sir direct me to the house.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p214_16" id="p214_16" class="fc"><i>Shat.</i></a> Heaven save the King, you cannot catch me, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I do not understand you, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> You do not, I say you cannot catch me, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Not catch you, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> No Sir, nor can the King,<br /> +With all his stratagems, and his forced tricks,<br /> +Although he put his Nobles in disguise;<br /> +Never so oft to sift into my words,<br /> +By course of Law, lay hold upon my life.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> It is business that my Lord the Duke<br /> +Is by the King imployed in, and he thinks<br /> +I am acquainted with it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> I shall not need to rip the cause up,<br /> +From the first, to you,<br /> +But if his Majesty had suffer'd me<br /> +To marry her, though she be after him,<br /> +The right heir general to the Crown of <i>France</i>.<br /> +I would not have convey'd her into <i>Spain</i>,<br /> +As it was thought, nor would I e'er have joyn'd,<br /> +With the reformed Churches, to make them,<br /> +Stand for my cause.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I do not think you would.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> I thank you Sir,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span>And since I see you are a favourer<br /> +Of virtues, kept in bondage;<br /> +Tell directly to my soveraign King,<br /> +For so I will acknowledge him for ever,<br /> +How you have found my staid affections<br /> +Setled for peace, and for the present state.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Why Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> And good Sir, tell him further this,<br /> +That notwithstanding all suggestions<br /> +Brought to him against me, and all his suspitions,<br /> +Which are <a name="p215_10" id="p215_10" class="fc">innumerable</a> to my treasons,<br /> +If he will warrant me but publique trial,<br /> +I'll freely yeild my self into his hands;<br /> +Can he have more than this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> No by my troth.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> I would his Majesty would hear but reason,<br /> +As well as you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> But Sir, you do mistake me,<br /> +For I never saw the King.<br /> +In all my life but once, therefore good Sir,<br /> +May it please you to shew me which is the Post-house.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> I cry you mercy, Sir, then <a name="p215_21" id="p215_21" class="fc">you are</a> my friend.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Yes Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> And such men are very rare with me,<br /> +The Post-house is hard by, farewel;<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I thank you, Sir, I must ride hard to night,<br /> +And it is dark already.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> I am cruel, to send this man directly to his death<br /> +That is my friend, and I might easily save him,<br /> +He shall not dye, come back, my friend, come back.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> What is your Will?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> Do you not know?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Not I.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> And do you gather nothing by my face?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> No Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> Virtue is ever innocent,<br /> +Lay not the fault on me, I grieve for you,<br /> +And wish that all my tears might win your safety.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Why Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> Alas good friend you are undone,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span>The more ill fortune, mine to be the means<br /> +Of your sad overthrow, you know not me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> No truly Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> Would you had never seen me,<br /> +I am a man pursu'd by the whole state<br /> +And sure some one hath seen me talk with you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Yes, divers Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> Why then your head is gone.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I'll out of town.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> Would it were soon enough,<br /> +Stay if you love your life, or else you are taken.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> What shall I do?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> I'll venture deeply for him,<br /> +Rather than to cast away an innocent,<br /> +Take courage friend, I will preserve thy life,<br /> +With hazard of mine own.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I thank you, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> This night thou shalt be lodg'd within my doors,<br /> +Which shall be all lock'd fast, and in the morn<br /> +I'll so provide, you shall have free access,<br /> +To the Sea-side, and so be shipt away,<br /> +E'r any know it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Good Sir, suddainly, I am afraid to dye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> Then follow me. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt</i>.</span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Shatillion's <i>Love.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Love.</i> This way he went, and there's the house, I hope,<br /> +His better Angel hath directed him,<br /> +To leave the wandring streets, poor Gentleman.<br /> +Would I were able with as free a heart,<br /> +To set his soul right, as I am to grieve,<br /> +The ruine of his fame, which God forgive me;<br /> +Sir, if you be within, I pray Sir speak to me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> I am within, and will be; what are you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> A friend.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> No Sir, you must pardon me,<br /> +I am acquainted with none such: be speedy,<br /> +Friend, there is no other remedy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> A word Sir, I say, I am your friend.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> You cannot scape by any other means,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span>Be not fearful, God save the King,<br /> +What's your business, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> To speak with you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> Speak out then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> Shall I not come up?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> Thou shalt not: flie if thou be'st thine own friend,<br /> +There lies the suit and all the furniture<br /> +Belonging to the head, on with it friend.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> Sir do you hear?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> I do, God bless the King,<br /> +It was a habit I had laid aside,<br /> +For my own person, if the state had forced me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> Good Sir, unlock your door.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> Be full of speed, I see some 20 Musquetiers in ambush<br /> +Whate'r thou art, know I am here and will be,<br /> +Seest thou this bloody sword that cries revenge?<br /> +Shake not my friend, through millions of these foes<br /> +I'll be thy guard, and set thee safe aboard.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> Dare you not trust me, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> My good <a name="p217_19" id="p217_19" class="fc">sword</a> before me,<br /> +And my allegeance to the King I tell thee<br /> +Captain (for so I ghess thee by thy Arms)<br /> +And the loose flanks of Halberdiers about thee,<br /> +Thou art too weak, and foolish to attempt me.<br /> +If you be ready, follow me, and hark you<br /> +Upon your life speak to no living wight,<br /> +Except my self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> Monsieur <i>Shattillion</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sha.</i> Thou shalt not call agen; thus with my sword,<br /> +And the strong faith I bear unto the King;<br /> +Whom God preserve, I will <a name="p217_30" id="p217_30" class="fc">de[sc]end</a> my chamber,<br /> +And cut thy throat, I swear I'll cut thy throat,<br /> +Steal after me and live.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> I will not stay.<br /> +The fury of a man so far distracted. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Love.</span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Shattillion.</p> + +<p> +Where's the Officer that dares not enter,<br /> +To intrap the life of my distressed friend?<br /> +I, have you hid your self? you must be found,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span>What do you fear? is not authority on your side<br /> +Nay, I know the Kings command<br /> +Will be your warrant, why then fear you? speak<br /> +What strange designs are these? <i>Shattillion</i>,<br /> +Be resolute and bear thy self upright,<br /> +Though the whole world despise thee: soft, methinks.<br /> +I heard a rushing which was like the shake<br /> +Of a discovered Officer, I'll search<br /> +The whole street over, but I'll find thee out. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques <i>in womans apparel</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Jaq.</i> How my joynts do shake, where had I been<br /> +But for this worthy Gentleman, that<br /> +Hath some touch of my infortunes; would I were<br /> +Safe under hatches once, for <i>Callicut</i>,<br /> +Farewel the pomp of Court, I never more<br /> +Can hope to be a Duke or any thing,<br /> +I never more shall <a name="p218_16" id="p218_16" class="fc">see the</a> glorious face<br /> +Of my fair spreading Lord that lov'd me well.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Shattillion.</p> + +<p> +<i>Shat.</i> Fly you so fast? I had a sight of you,<br /> +But would not follow you; I was too wise,<br /> +You shall not lead me with a cunning trick;<br /> +Where you may catch me; poor <i>Shattillion</i>;<br /> +Hath the Kings anger left thee never a friend?<br /> +No, all mens loves move by the breath of Kings.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> It is the Gentleman that sav'd my life, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Bless <i>Shattillion</i>, another plot.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> No Sir, 'tis I.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Why, who are you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Your friend whom you preserv'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Whom I preserv'd?<br /> +My friend? I have no woman friend but one,<br /> +Who is too close in prison to be here;<br /> +Come near, let me look on you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> 'Tis I.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> You should not be a woman by your stature.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I am none, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> I know it, then keep off,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span>Strange men and times! how I am still preserv'd!<br /> +Here they have sent a yeoman of the guard,<br /> +Disguis'd in womans clothes, to work on me,<br /> +To make love to me; and to trap my words,<br /> +And so insnare my life, I know you, Sir,<br /> +Stand back, upon your peril, can this be<br /> +In <i>Christian</i> Common-weals, from this time forth<br /> +I'll cut off all the means to work on me,<br /> +I'll ne'er stir from my house: and keep my doors<br /> +Lockt day and night, and cheapen meat and drink<br /> +At the next shops by Signs, out of my window,<br /> +And having bought it, draw it up in my garters.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Sir, will you help me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Do not follow me,<br /> +I'll take a course to live, despight of men. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Shat.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> He dares not venture for me, wretched <i>Jaques</i>!<br /> +Thou art undone for ever and for ever,<br /> +Never to rise again? what shall I do?<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Bewfort.</p> + +<p> +Where shall I hide me? here's one to take me,<br /> +I must stand close, and not speak for my life.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> This is the time of night, and this the haunt,<br /> +In which I use to catch my Wastcoatiers,<br /> +It is not very dark, no, I shall spie 'em,<br /> +I have walk't out in such a pitchy night.<br /> +I could not see my fingers this far off,<br /> +And yet have brought home venison by the smell,<br /> +I hope they have not left their old walk, ah?<br /> +Have I spied you sitting by this light?<br /> +To me there's no such fine sight in the world,<br /> +As a white apron 'twixt twelve and one;<br /> +See how it glisters! do you think to scape?<br /> +See now I have you fast; come, and do not strive,<br /> +It takes away the edge of appetite;<br /> +Come, I'll be liberal every way.<br /> +Take heed you make no noise, for waking of the Watch. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Cosin and his Wife.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Cos.</i> Now the blessing of some happy guide,<br /> +To bring us to the Duke, and we are ready.<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Long. <i>and Servant</i>.</p> + +<p> +Come forward, see the door is open'd,<br /> +And two of his Gent. I'll speak to them,<br /> +And mark how I behave my self, God save ye;<br /> +For less I cannot wish to men of sort, and of your seeming:<br /> +Are you of the Dukes?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> We are, Sir, and your servants, your salutes,<br /> +We give you back again with many thanks.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> When did you hear such words before Wife? peace,<br /> +Do you not dare to answer yet; is't fit<br /> +So mean a Gentleman as my self should crave,<br /> +The presence of the great Duke your Master?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Sir you may.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Shall we desire your name, and business, Sir?<br /> +And we will presently inform him of you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> My name is <i>Cleremont</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> You are his Graces kinsman,<br /> +Or I am much mistaken?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> You are right,<br /> +Some of his noble bloud runs through these veins,<br /> +Though far unworthy of his graces knowledge.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Sir, we must all be yours; his graces kinsman,<br /> +And we so much forgetful? 'twas a rudeness,<br /> +And must attend your pardon, thus I crave it:<br /> +First to this beauteous Lady, whom I take<br /> +To be your Wife, Sir, next your mercy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> You have it, Sir, I do not like this kissing,<br /> +It lies so open to a world of wishes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> This is the merry fellow; this is he<br /> +That must be noble too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> And so he shall.<br /> +If all the Art I have can make him noble,<br /> +I'll dub him with a Knight-hood; if his wife<br /> +Will be but forward, and joyn issue,<br /> +I like her above excellent.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Wil't please you<br /> +To walk a turn or two, whilst to the Duke<br /> +We make your comming known? <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Serv. and</i> Long.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span> +<i>Cos.</i> I shall attend, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> These Gentlemen are very proper men,<br /> +And kiss the best that e'er I tasted.<br /> +For goodness-sake husband, let us never more<br /> +Come near the Countrey, whatsoe'er betide us;<br /> +I am in malice with the memory<br /> +Of that same stinking dung-hil.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> Why now you are my chicken and my dear,<br /> +Love where I love, hate where I hate: now<br /> +You shall have twenty Gowns, and twenty Chains,<br /> +See, the door is opening.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Groom.</i> Room afore there, the Duke is entring.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Duke</i>, <i>Wife</i>, Long. <i>Servant</i>, Maria.</p> + +<p> +<i>Cos.</i> 'Tis the Duke, even he himself, be merry,<br /> +This is the golden age the Poet speaks on.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> I pray it be not brazen'd by their faces,<br /> +And yet methinks they are the neatest Pieces<br /> +For shape, and cutting that e'er I beheld.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> Most gracious Duke, my poor Spouse and my self,<br /> +Do kiss your mighty foot, and next to that<br /> +The great hand of your Dutchess, ever wishing<br /> +Your honors ever springing, and your years.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Cosin?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> Your Graces vassal, far unworthy<br /> +The nearness of your blood.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Correct me not, I know the word I speak,<br /> +And know the person.<br /> +Though I be something higher than the place<br /> +Where common men have motion, and descending<br /> +Down with my eye, their forms are lessened to me;<br /> +Yet from this pitch can I behold my own,<br /> +From millions of those men that have no mark,<br /> +And in my fearful stoop, can make them stand,<br /> +When others feel <a name="p221_33" id="p221_33" class="fc">my feet</a>, and perish: Cosin,<br /> +Be comforted, you are very welcome, so<br /> +Is your fair Wife: the charge of whom I give<br /> +To my own dearest, and best beloved.<br /> +Tell me, you have resolv'd your self for Court,<br /> +And utterly renounc'd the slavish Countrey,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span>With all the cares thereof?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> I have, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Have you dismist your eating houshold,<br /> +Sold your hangings of <i>Nebuchadnezar</i>, for such they were,<br /> +As I remember, with the Furnitures<br /> +Belonging to your Beds and Chambers?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> I Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Have you most carefully ta'en off the Lead,<br /> +From <a name="p222_8" id="p222_8" class="fc">you[r]</a> roof, weak with age, and so prevented<br /> +The ruin of your house, and clapt him<br /> +In a summer suit of thatch to keep him cool?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> All this I have perform'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Then lend me all your hands, I will embrace my Cosin<br /> +Who is an understanding Gentleman,<br /> +And with a zeal mighty, as is my name,<br /> +Once more I bid you welcome to the Court;<br /> +My state again.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duch.</i> As I was telling you, your Husband<br /> +Must be no more Commander, look to that,<br /> +Be several at meat, and lodging, let him have<br /> +Board-wages, and Diet, 'mongst his men i'th' Town<br /> +For pleasure, if he be given to't, let him have it,<br /> +Else as your own fancy shall direct you.<br /> +Cosin, you see this mighty man here: he was an ass<br /> +When he came first to Town: indeed he was<br /> +Just such another coxcomb as your Husband,<br /> +God bless the mark, and every good mans child!<br /> +This must not stir you Cosin.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wif.</i> Heaven forbid!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Sweet <i>Maria</i>; provide the cushion ready for it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> It shall be done.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Receive all your advices from our self,<br /> +Be once a day with us, and so farewel<br /> +For this time, my fair Cosin, Gentlemen<br /> +Conduct him to his Lodging.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duch.</i> Farewel, and think upon my words.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> I shall observe them. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Duke and Duchess.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> Health, and the Kings continual love, attend you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Oh for a private place to ease my Lungs!<br /> +Heaven give me patience, such a pair of jades<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span>Were never better ridden to this hour,<br /> +Pray heaven they hold out to the journeys end.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Twitch him aside good <i>Monsieur</i>, whilst I break<br /> +Upon the body of his strength, his wife,<br /> +I have a constant promise: she is my own.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Ply her to wind-ward <i>Monsieur</i>, you have taken<br /> +The most compendious way to raise your self,<br /> +That could have been delivered by a Counsel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> I have some certain aims, Sir: but my wife—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Your wife, you must not let that trouble you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> It will Sir, to see her in a strangers arms.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> What mean you? let her alone, be wise, stir not a foot<br /> +For if you do, all your hopes are buried:<br /> +I swear you are a lost man if you stir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> I thank you Sir, I will be more advis'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> But what great Office do you level at?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> Sir, they are kissing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Let them kiss,<br /> +And much may do their good hearts; they must kiss<br /> +And kiss, and double kiss, and kiss again,<br /> +Or you may kiss the post for any rising:<br /> +Had your noble kinsman ever mounted<br /> +To these high Spheres of honor, now he moves in,<br /> +But for the kisses of his wife?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> I know not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Then I do; credit me, he had been lost,<br /> +A fellow of no mark, and no repute.<br /> +Had not his wife kist soon, and very sweetly:<br /> +She was an excellent woman, and dispatcht him<br /> +To his <a name="p223_29" id="p223_29" class="fc">full being, in</a> a moment, Sir— <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Long. <i>and Wife</i>.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> But yet methinks he <a name="p223_30" id="p223_30" class="fc">[sh]ould</a> not take her, Sir,<br /> +Into a private room.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Now stand and flourish,<br /> +You are a <a name="p223_33" id="p223_33" class="fc">mad[e]</a> man for ever.<br /> +I do envy you if you stand your fortunes up,<br /> +You are the happiest man, but your great Cosin,<br /> +This day in Court: well, I will marry surely,<br /> +And not let every man out-run me thus.<br /> +'Tis time to be mine own friend, I live<br /> +In town here, and direct the readiest way,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span>To other men, and be a slave my self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> Nay, good Sir be not mov'd, I am your servant,<br /> +And will not be ungrateful for this knowledge.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Will you be walking home?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> I would desire to have my wife along.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> You are too raw,<br /> +Begone, and take no notice where you left her,<br /> +Let her return at <a name="p224_7" id="p224_7" class="fc">leasure,</a> if she stay<br /> +A month, 'twill be the better, understand me<br /> +This Gentleman can do't. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Cosin.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> I will Sir, and wife remember me, a Duke, a Duke wife.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Aboard her <i>Longaveile,</i> she's thine own,<br /> +To me the fooling of this fool is venery. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Servant.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Bewford <i>and</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Bew.</i> Come, prethee come, have I not crowns? behold<br /> +And follow me, here; not a word, go in<br /> +Grope by the walls, and you shall find a bed,<br /> +Lie down there, see, see, a turn or two, to give<br /> +My blood some heats, and I am presently<br /> +For action: darkness, by thy leave, I come. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Bew.</span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Maria.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ma.</i> I am perfect in my lesson, be my speed,<br /> +Thou god of marriage, this is the door, I'll knock.<br /> +<br /> +Bew. <i>within</i>. Whose there, I cannot come yet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> Monsieur <i>Bewford</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Stay till I light a candle, who are ye?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> Sir? a poor Gentlewoman.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Bewford.</p> + +<p> +<i>Bew.</i> Oh come in, I'll find a time for you too, be not loud.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> Sir, you have found that time already, shame<br /> +On my soul therefore.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Why? what's the matter?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> Do you not see, Sir, is your light so dim?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Do you not wait on the Lady Mount <i>Marine</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> I do Sir, but my love on you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Poor soul! how cam'st thou by this big belly?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> By your self.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span> +<i>Bew.</i> By heaven I ne'er touch'd your body.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ma.</i> Yes, unswear that oath again, I'll tell you all;<br /> +These two years I have lov'd you, but the means<br /> +How to enjoy you, I did never know<br /> +Till Twelf-night last, when hearing of your game<br /> +To take up wenches private in the night,<br /> +I apprehended straight this course to make<br /> +My self as one of them, and wait your coming;<br /> +I did so, and enjoyed you, and now this child<br /> +That now is quick within me, hide my shame,<br /> +And marry me, or else I must be forc'd—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long. within.</i> Monsieur <i>Bewford</i>, Monsieur <i>Bewford</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Whose that calls?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Are you a bed?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> No Sir, the hangings.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Longaveil.</p> + +<p> +<i>Long.</i> Nay <i>Monsieur</i>, I'll forbid that, we'll have fair play,<br /> +Lend me your candle, are you taken <i>Bewford</i>?<br /> +A lecher of your practice, and close carriage<br /> +To be discovered thus? I am asham'd<br /> +So great a master in his art should fail,<br /> +And stagger in his grounds.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> You're wide,<br /> +This woman and my self are man and wife,<br /> +And have been so this half year,<br /> +Where are you now? have I been discover'd?<br /> +You cannot break so easily on me, Sir,<br /> +I am too wary to be open'd by you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> But these are but illusions, to give colour<br /> +To your most mystick leachery, but Sir,<br /> +The belly hath betraid you all, it must out.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Good <i>Longaveil</i> believe me on my faith,<br /> +I am her husband.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> On my faith I cannot, unless I saw<br /> +Your hands fast, and your hearts.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Why <i>Longavile</i>, when did I give that to your ears,<br /> +That was not truth? by all the world she's mine,<br /> +She is my wife, and to confirm you better<br /> +I give my self again, here take my hand<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span>And I yours, we are once more married,<br /> +Will this content you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Yes I am believing, and God give you joy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> My loving wife, I will not wrong thee,<br /> +Since I am thine and only loved of thee<br /> +From this hour I vow my self a new man,<br /> +Be not jealous: for though I had a purpose,<br /> +To have spent an hour or two in solace otherwise,<br /> +And was provided for it, yet my love<br /> +Shall put a better temper to my blood,<br /> +Come out thou woman of unwholsome life,<br /> +Be sorry for thy sins, and learn to mend,<br /> +Nay, never hide your face, you shall be seen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> <i>Jaques</i>, why <i>Jaques</i>, art thou that <i>Jaques</i>,<br /> +The very staffe, and right hand of our Duke?<br /> +Speak, thou bearded <i>Venus</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I am he, by miracle preserv'd to be that <i>Jaques</i>,<br /> +Within this two hours Gentlemen, poor <i>Jaques</i><br /> +Was but as coarse in grave: a man of wisdom,<br /> +That of my conscience, if he had his right<br /> +Should have a pretty State, but that's all one<br /> +That Noble Gentleman did save this life,<br /> +I keep it for him, 'tis his own.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Oh <i>Bacchus</i>! is all the world drunk? come we'll to the Duke<br /> +And give thanks for this delivery.<br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3><i>Actus Quintus. <a name="p226_25" id="p226_25" class="fc">Scæna Prima.</a></i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Duke and</i> Jaques.</p> + +<p> +<i>Duke.</i> Not gone unto my Tenants to relate<br /> +My Grace and Honor; <a name="p226_28" id="p226_28" class="fc">[and]</a> the mightiness<br /> +Of my new name, which would have struck a terror<br /> +Through their course doublets, to their very hearts?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Alas, great Lord and Master, I could scarce<br /> +With safety of my life return again<br /> +Unto your graces house, and but for one<br /> +That had some mercy, I had sure been hang'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> My house?<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p226_36" id="p226_36" class="fc"><i>J</i>[<i>a</i>]<i>q.</i></a> Yes Sir, this house, your house i' th' Town.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span> +<i>Duke.</i> <i>Jaques</i> we are displeas'd, hath it no name?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> What name?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Dull rogue; what hath the King bestow'd<br /> +So many honors, open'd all his springs,<br /> +And show'red his graces down upon my head,<br /> +And has my house no name? no title yet?<br /> +<i>Burgundy</i> house you ass.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Your graces mercy,<br /> +when I was come off, and had recover'd<br /> +<i>Burgundy</i> house, I durst not yet be seen,<br /> +But lay all night for fear of pursevants<br /> +In <i>Burgundy</i> privie house.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Oh Sir, 'tis well,<br /> +Can you remember now? but <i>Jaques</i> know<br /> +Since thy intended journey is so crost,<br /> +I will go down my self this morning.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Have I not said this morning?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> But consider,<br /> +That nothing is prepared yet for your journey,<br /> +Your graces teams not here to draw your cloaths;<br /> +And not a Carrier yet in town to send by.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I say once more go about it,<br /> +You're a wise man, you'd have me linger time,<br /> +Till I have worn these cloaths out: will ye go? <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i> Jaq.</span><br /> +Make ye ready Wife.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Wife.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Duc.</i> I am so, mighty Duke.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Nay, for the Countrey.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> How? for the Countrey?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Yes I am resolv'd to see my Tenants in this bravery,<br /> +Make them a sumptuous feast, with a slight shew,<br /> +Of <i>Dives</i> and <i>Lazarus</i>, and a squib or two,<br /> +And so return.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Why Sir? you are not mad?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> How many Dukes have ye known mad? I pray speak.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> You are the first, Sir, and I hope the last,<br /> +But you are stark horn-mad.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Forbear good wife.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span> +<i>Duc.</i> As I have faith you're mad: your horns<br /> +Have been too heavy for you, and have broke<br /> +Your skull in pieces: If you be in earnest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Well, you shall know my skull and wits are whole<br /> +E'r I have done, and yet I am in earnest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Why, do you think I'll go?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I know you shall.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> I shall? by what authority shall I?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I am your Husband.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> True, I confess it,<br /> +And by that name, the world hath given you<br /> +A power to sway me; but Sir, you shall know<br /> +There is a greater bond that ties me here,<br /> +Allegeance to the King, has he not heapt<br /> +Those honors on you to no other end,<br /> +But to stay you here, and shall I have a hand<br /> +In the offending such a gracious Prince?<br /> +Besides, our own undoings lies upon't,<br /> +Were there no other cause, I do not see,<br /> +Why you should go: If I should say you should not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Do you think so?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Yes faith.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Now good wife make me understand that point.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Why that you shall, did I not bring you hither?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> And were not all <a name="p228_25" id="p228_25" class="fc">these</a> honors wrought out of the fire by me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> By you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> By me? how strange you make it!<br /> +When you came first, did you not walk the Town,<br /> +In a long Cloak half compass? an old Hat,<br /> +Lin'd with Vellure, and on it for a band,<br /> +A skein of crimson Cruil?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I confess it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> And took base courses?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Base?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Base, by this light, extream base, and scurvie, monstrous base.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p228_36" id="p228_36" class="fc"><i>Du</i>[<i>k</i>]<i>e.</i></a> What were these courses, wife?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Why, you shall know,<br /> +Did you not thus attir'd, trot up and down,<br /> +Plotting for vild and lowsie Offices,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span>And agreed with the Sergeant of the Bears,<br /> +To buy his place? deny this, if you can.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Why it is true.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> And was not that monstrous base?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Be advis'd wife, a Bear's a Princely beast.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> A Bear?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Yes wife, and one side venison.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> You're more than one side fool, <a name="p229_7" id="p229_7" class="fc">[I'm]</a> sure of that.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> But since you have vext me wife, know you shall go;<br /> +<a name="p229_9" id="p229_9" class="fc">Or you shall never</a> have penny from me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Nay, I have done, and though I know 'twill be<br /> +Your overthrow, I'll not forsake you now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Be ready then. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Duke.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> I will.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Bewf. Long. <i>Serv.</i> Maria.</p> + +<p> +<i>Long.</i> What are you married <i>Bewford</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> I, as fast as words, and hearts, and hands, and Priest can make us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Oh Gentlemen, we are undone.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> For what?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> This Gentleman, the Lord of <a name="p229_19" id="p229_19" class="fc"><i>Lor</i>[<i>n</i>]<i>e</i></a>, my Husband,<br /> +Will be gone down to shew his play-fellows<br /> +Where he is gay.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> What, down into <a name="p229_22" id="p229_22" class="fc">[the]</a> Countrey?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Yes faith, was ever fool but he so cross?<br /> +I would as fain be gracious to him,<br /> +As he could wish me, but he will not let me;<br /> +Speak faithfully, will he deserve my mercy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> According to his merits he should wear,<br /> +A guarded coat, and a great wooden dagger.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> If there be any woman that doth know,<br /> +The duties 'twixt a Husband and his wife,<br /> +Will speak but one word for him, he shall scape;<br /> +Is not that reasonable? but there's none,<br /> +Be ready therefore, to pursue the plot<br /> +We had against a pinch, for he must stay.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Wait you here for him, whilst I goe<br /> +And make the King acquainted with your sport,<br /> +For fear he be incens'd for our attempting<br /> +Places of so great honor. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Long.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Go, be speedy.<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Duke</i>, <i>Cosin</i>, <i>Wife</i>, Jaques, <i>Man</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Duke.</i> Come let me see how all things are dispos'd of.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> One Cart will serve for all your furniture,<br /> +With room enough behind to ease the Footman,<br /> +A capcase for <a name="p230_5" id="p230_5" class="fc">you[r]</a> linnen, and your plate,<br /> +With a strange lock that opens with <i>Amen</i>,<br /> +For my young Lord, because of easie portage,<br /> +A quiver of your graces lin'd with Cunney,<br /> +Made to be hang'd about the Nurses neck,<br /> +Thus, with a Scarfe or Towel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Very good.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Nay, 'tis well, but had you staid another week,<br /> +I would have had <a name="p230_13" id="p230_13" class="fc">you furnisht, in</a> such pomp,<br /> +As never Duke of <i>Burgundy</i> was furnisht,<br /> +You should have had a Sumpter, though 't had cost me<br /> +The laying on my self, where now you are fain,<br /> +To hire a Rippers mare, and buy new dossers,<br /> +But I have got them painted with your Arms,<br /> +With a fair darnex Carpet of my own<br /> +Laid cross for the more state.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> <i>Jaques</i> I thank you: your Carpet shall be brusht<br /> +And sent you home; what, are you ready wife?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> An hour ago.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I cannot chuse but kiss thy royal Lips,<br /> +Dear <i>Duchess</i> mine, thou art so good a woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Youl'd say so if you knew all, goodman Duckling.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> This was the happiest fortune could befal me<br /> +Now in his absence will I follow close<br /> +Mine own preferment, and I hope e'r long,<br /> +To make my mean and humble name so strong,<br /> +As my great Cosins, when the world shall know,<br /> +I bear too hot a spirit to live low.<br /> +The next Spring will I down, my wife and houshold,<br /> +I'll have my Ushers, and my four Lacquies,<br /> +Six spare Caroches too, but mum, no more,<br /> +What I intend to do, I'll keep in store.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Mountey, mountey, <i>Jaques</i>, be our Querry.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Groom.</i> To horse there Gentlemen, and fall in couples.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Come honoured Duchess.<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Longavile.</p> + +<p> +<i>Long.</i> Stand thou proud man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Thieves, <i>Jaques</i>, raise the people.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> No, raise no people, 'tis the Kings command,<br /> +Which bids thee once more stand, thou haughty man,<br /> +Thou art a monster, for thou art ungrateful,<br /> +And like a fellow of a rebel nature,<br /> +Hast flung from his embraces: and for<br /> +His honors given thee, hast not return'd<br /> +So much as thanks, and to oppose his Will,<br /> +Resolv'd to leave the Court, and set the Realm<br /> +A fire, in discontent, and open action:<br /> +Therefore he bids thee stand, thou proud man,<br /> +Whilst with the whisking of my sword about,<br /> +I take thy honors off: this first sad whisk<br /> +Takes off thy Dukedom, thou art but an Earl.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> You are mistaken, <i>Longavile</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Oh would I were: this second whisk divides<br /> +Thy Earldom from thee, thou art yet a Baron.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> No more whisks if you love me <i>Longavile</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Two whisks are past, and two are yet behind,<br /> +Yet all must come, but not to linger time.<br /> +With these two whisks I end, now mount <i>Marine</i>,<br /> +For thou art now no more, so says the King,<br /> +And I have done his Highness Will with grief.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> <a name="p231_26" id="p231_26" class="fc">Degraded</a> from my honors?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> 'Tis too certain.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I am no Traitor sure, that I know of;<br /> +Speak <i>Jaques</i>, hast thou ever heard me utter word<br /> +Tending to Treason, or to bring in the enemy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Alas Sir, I know nothing,<br /> +Why should your Worship bring me in to hang me?<br /> +<a name="p231_33" id="p231_33" class="fc">[God's my judge Gentlemen]</a> I never medled<br /> +But with the brushing of his cloaths, or fetching<br /> +In water in a morning for his hands.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> Are these the honors of this place? <i>Anthony</i><br /> +Help me to take her Gown off quickly,<br /> +Or I'll so swinge ye for't—<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span> +<i>Wife.</i> Why Husband? Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> I'll not loose a penny by this town.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Why what do you mean, Sir, have her to her lodging,<br /> +And there undress her, I will wait upon her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> Indeed you shall not, your month is out I take it,<br /> +Get you out before me wife:<br /> +Cosin farewel, I told you long agoe,<br /> +That pride begins with pleasure, ends with woe. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit with's Wife.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Goe thy way sentences, 'twill be thy fortune,<br /> +To live and dye a Cuckold, and Churchwarden.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Oh my poor Husband! what a heavy fortune<br /> +Is fallen upon him!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Methinks 'tis strange,<br /> +That heaven fore-warning great men of their falls,<br /> +With such plain tokens, they should not avoid <a name="p232_15" id="p232_15" class="fc">'em:</a><br /> +For the last night betwixt eleven and twelve,<br /> +Two great and hideous blazing stars were seen<br /> +To fight a long hour by the clock, the one<br /> +Drest like a Duke, the other like a King;<br /> +Till at the last the crowned Star o'er-came.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Why do ye stand so dead, Monsieur <i>Marine</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> So <i>Cæsar</i> fell, when in the Capitol<br /> +They gave his body two and thirty wounds.<br /> +Be warned all ye Peers, and by my fall,<br /> +Hereafter learn to let your wives rule all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Monsieur <i>Marine</i>, pray let me speak with you;<br /> +Sir, I must wave you to conceal this party,<br /> +It stands upon my utter overthrow;<br /> +Seem not discontented, nor do not stir afoot,<br /> +For if you do, you and your hope—<br /> +I swear you are a lost man if you stir.<br /> +And have an eye to <i>Bewford</i>, he'll tempt you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Come, come, for shame go down;<br /> +Were I <i>Marine</i>, <a name="p232_34" id="p232_34" class="fc">[by heaven]</a> I would go down:<br /> +And being there, I would rattle him such an answer<br /> +Should make him smoke.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Good Monsieur <i>Bewford</i>, peace<br /> +Leave these rebellious words,<br /> +Or by the honors which I once enjoyed,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span>And yet may swear by,<br /> +I'll tell the King of your proceedings;<br /> +I am satisfied.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> You talkt of going down when 'twas not fit,<br /> +But now let's see your spirit,<br /> +A thousand and a thousand will expect it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Why wife, are ye mad?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> No, nor drunk, but I'd have you know your own strength.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> You talke like a most foolish woman, wife;<br /> +I tell you I will stay, yet I have a<br /> +Crotchet troubles me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> More crotchets yet?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Follow me <i>Jaques</i>, I must have thy counsel,<br /> +I will return again, stay you there wife.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> I fear this loss of honor will give him some few stools.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wif.</i> No, no, he is resolv'd, he will not<br /> +Stir a foot, I'll lay my life.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> I, but he's discontented, how shall we resolve that,<br /> +And make him stay with comfort?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Faith <i>Bewford</i> we must even let nature work,<br /> +For he's the sweetest temper'd man for that<br /> +As one can wish, for let men but go about to fool him,<br /> +And he'll have his finger as deep in't as the best;<br /> +But see where he comes frowning, bless us all!<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Duke.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Duke.</i> Off with your hats, for here doth come<br /> +The high and mighty Duke of <i>Burgundy</i>.<br /> +What ever you may think, I have thought<br /> +And thought, and thought upon't, and I find it plain,<br /> +The King cannot take back what he has given,<br /> +Unless I forfeit it by course of Law.<br /> +Not all the water in the River <i>Seine</i>,<br /> +Can wash the blood out of these Princely veins.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> God-a-mercy Husband, thou art the best<br /> +To work out a thing at a pinch in <i>France</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I will ascend my State again,<br /> +Duchess, take your place,<br /> +And let our Champion enter.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span> +<i>Long.</i> Has he his Champion? that's excellent.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> And let loud Musick sound before his entrance.<br /> +Sound Trumpet.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Jaques <i>in Armor</i>, <i>one carrying a Scutcheon before him</i>, <i>and a two-handed Sword</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Wife.</i> How well our Champion doth demean himself,<br /> +As if he had been made for such an action?<br /> +Methinks his sturdy truncheon he doth weild,<br /> +Like <i>Mars</i> approaching to a bloody field.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I think there's no man so desperate<br /> +To dare encounter with our Champion,<br /> +But trust me, <i>Jaques</i>, thou hast pleas'd us well;<br /> +Once more our warlike Musick, then proceed.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Shattillion.</p> + +<p> +<i>Shat.</i> What wondrous age is this! what close proceedings!<br /> +I hear the clang of Trumpets in this house,<br /> +To what intent do not our States-men search?<br /> +Oh no, they look not into simple truth;<br /> +For I am true, and they regard not me,<br /> +A man in Armor too: God save the King,<br /> +The world will end, there's nought but treachery.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I <i>Jaques</i>, servant to the high and mighty <i>Godfrey</i>,<br /> +Duke of <i>Burgundy</i>, do come hither to prove by natural<br /> +strength, and activity of my body, without the help of sorcery,<br /> +inchantment, or negromancy, that the said <i>Godfrey</i>,<br /> +late of <i>Mount Marine</i>, and now of <i>Burgundy</i>, hath perfect<br /> +right thereto, notwithstanding the Kings command to the<br /> +contrary, and no other person whatsoever: and in token<br /> +that I will be ready to make good the same: I throw down<br /> +my gage, which is my honor, pronounced the 37 of <i>Feb.<br /> +Stilo novo</i>, <i>God save the</i> Duke.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Of all the plots the King hath laid for me<br /> +This was the shrewdest, 'tis my life they seek<br /> +And they shall have it: if I should refuse<br /> +To accept the challenge in the Kings behalf,<br /> +They have some cause to take away my life,<br /> +And if I do accept it, who can tell,<br /> +But I may fall by doubtful chance of War?<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span>'Twas shrew'd, but I must take the least of evils,<br /> +I take thy gauntlet up, thou treacherous man,<br /> +That stands in armed Coat against the King.<br /> +Whom God preserve, and with my single sword,<br /> +Will justifie whatever he commands;<br /> +I'll watch him for catching of my words.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> <i>Jaques</i> go on, defend our Princely Title.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Why shrink'st thou back? thou hast an evil cause;<br /> +Come forward man, I have a rock about me,<br /> +I fight for my true Liege.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Go forward <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I do beseech your Grace to pardon me,<br /> +I will not fight with him, with any else<br /> +I'll shew my resolution speedily.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Come, do thy worst, for the King shall see<br /> +All is not true, that is reported of me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I may not fight with him by Law of Arms.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> What? shall my Title fall? wilt thou not fight?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Never with him that once hath sav'd my life.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Dar'st thou not fight? behold then, I do go<br /> +Strong with the zeal I bear my Sovereign,<br /> +And seize upon that haughty man himself.<br /> +Descend the steps (that thou hast thus usurp'd<br /> +Against the King and State,) down to the ground,<br /> +And if thou do utter but a syllable<br /> +To cross the Kings intent, thou art but dead;<br /> +There, lye upon the earth, and pine, and dye.<br /> +Did ever any man wade through such storms<br /> +To save his life, as poor <i>Shattillion</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> I fear this challenge hath spoil'd all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Ne'er fear it, he'll work it out again, servant.<br /> +See where <i>Shattillion's</i> Love, poor Lady, comes.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Love.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Duke. Jaques.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Lie still, Sir, if you love your life, I'll whistle when he's gone,<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> Oh Gentlemen, I charge you by the Love<br /> +Which you bear to women, take some pitty<br /> +On this distressed man, help to restore<br /> +That precious Jewel to him he hath lost.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span> +<i>Bew.</i> Lady, what ever power doth lie in us<br /> +By Art, or Prayer, or danger, we are yours.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> A strange conceit hath wrought this malady,<br /> +Conceits again must bring him to himself,<br /> +My strict denial to his Will wrought this:<br /> +And if you could but draw his wilder thoughts<br /> +To know me, he would sure recover sense.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> That charge I'll undertake.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Look <i>Jaques</i>, look, for Gods sake let me rise,<br /> +This greatness is a jade, I cannot sit it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> His sword is up, and yet he watcheth you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Du.</i> I'll down again, pray for thy Master, <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Now the King may see all the suggestions are not true,<br /> +He hath receiv'd against my loyalty;<br /> +When all men else refuse, I fight his battels,<br /> +And thrust my body into dangers mouth;<br /> +I am become his Champion, and this sword<br /> +Has taught his enemies to know themselves;<br /> +Oh that he would no more be jealous of me!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Monsieur <i>Shattillion</i>, the King <a name="p236_19" id="p236_19" class="fc">ass[ign]s</a> you,<br /> +That for this valiant loyal act of yours,<br /> +He hath forgot all jealousies and fears,<br /> +And never more will tempt you into danger.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> But how shall I believe this, what new token<br /> +Of reconcilement will he shew me?<br /> +Let him release my poor Love from her torment,<br /> +From her hard fare, and strict imprisonment.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> He hath done this to win your after-love,<br /> +And see your Lady sent you from the King<br /> +By these two Gentlemen: be thankful for her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> She lives, she lives, I know her by the power<br /> +Shoots from her eyes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> Rise dear <i>Shattillion</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> I know my duty,<br /> +Next unto my King, I am to kneel to you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> I'll have you rise, fetch me a chair, sit down <i>Shat</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> I am commanded, and faith tell me Mistriss,<br /> +What usage have you had? pray be plain!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> Oh my most lov'd <i>Shattillion</i>, pain enough,<br /> +But now I am free, thanks to my God and King.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span> +<i>Long.</i> His eyes grow very heavy, not a word,<br /> +That his weak senses may come sweetly home.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> The King is honourable.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> When do you whistle <i>Jaques</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> By and by.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Come hither Monsieur, canst thou laugh a little?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Yes Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> So thou shalt then. <i>Bewford</i>, how dost thou?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Why well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> I'm glad on't, and how does thy wife?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Why, you may see her, Sir, she stands behind you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> By the mass she's there indeed, but where's her belly?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Belly?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> Her great belly, man; what hast thou sent thee?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> A Boy, I'll lay my life, it tumbled so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Catcht by this light.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> I'll be a Gossip <i>Bewford</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> And I.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> I have an odd Apostle spoon.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> S'foot, catcht.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Why, what's the matter, Gentlemen?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> He's married to your woman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> And I not know it?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> 'Twas a venial sin.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Gall, gall, gall.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Forgive her, Monsieur <i>Bewford</i>, 'twas her love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> You may rise if you please, I must endure it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> See how my great Lord lies upon the ground<br /> +And dare not stir yet!<br /> +<a name="p237_29" id="p237_29"></a><i>Jaques</i> whistles?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> <i>Jaques</i>, <i>Jaques</i>, is the Kings Champion gon yet?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> No, but he's asleep.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Is he asleep art sure?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> I am sure he is, I hear him snore.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Then by your favours Gentlemen I rise,<br /> +And know I am a Duke still.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> And I am his Champion.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Hold thee there, and all <i>France</i> cannot mend thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I am a Prince as great within my thoughts<br /> +As when the whole state did adorn my person;<br /> +What trial can be made to try a Prince?<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span>I will <a name="p237_41" id="p237_41" class="fc">[o]ppose</a> this noble corps of mine<br /> +To any danger that may end the doubt.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> Great Duke, and Husband, there is but one way<br /> +To satisfie the world of our true right,<br /> +And it is dangerous.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> What may it be?<br /> +Were it to bring the great Turk bound in chains<br /> +Through <i>France</i> in triumph: or to couple up<br /> +The <i>Sophie</i>, and great <i>Prestor John</i> together,<br /> +I would attempt it Duchess, tell the course.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duc.</i> There is a strong opinion through the world,<br /> +And no doubt, grounded on experience,<br /> +That Lions will not touch a lawful Prince,<br /> +If you be confident then of your right,<br /> +Amongst the Lions bear your naked body,<br /> +And if you come off clear, and never winch,<br /> +The world will say you are a perfect Prince.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I thank you Duchess, for your kind advice,<br /> +But now we do not affect those ravenous beasts.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> A Lion is a beast to try a King;<br /> +But for the trial of such a state like this<br /> +<i>Pliny</i> reports a mastive dog will serve.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> We will not deal with dogs at all, but men.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> You shall not need to deal with them at all,<br /> +Hark you Sir, the King doth know you are a Duke:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> No, does he?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Yes, and is content you shall be, but with this caution,<br /> +That none know it but your self:<br /> +For if ye do, he'll take it away by Act of Parliament.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Here's my hand, and whilst I live or breath,<br /> +No living wight shall know I am a Duke.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Mark me directly, Sir, your wife may know it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> May not <i>Jaques</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Yes, he may.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> May not my Countrey Cosin?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> By no means, Sir, if you love your life and state.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Well then, know all, I am no Duke.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> No, I'll swear it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Long.</i> See, he wakes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Where am I, or where have I been all this while?<br /> +Sleep hath not sate so sound upon mine eyes<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span>But I remember well that face;<br /> +Oh thou too cruel, leave at length to scorn<br /> +Him that but looking on thy beauty, dies,<br /> +Either receive me, or put out my eyes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> Dearest <i>Shattillion</i>, see upon my knees,<br /> +I offer up my love, forget my wrongs.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Art thou mine own?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> By heaven I am.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Then all the world is mine.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> I have stranger things to tell thee, my dearest love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Shat.</i> Tell nothing, but that thou art mine own:<br /> +I do not care to know where I have been,<br /> +Or how I have liv'd, or any thing,<br /> +But that thou art my own.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bew.</i> Well wife, though 'twere a trick that made us wed,<br /> +We'll make our selves merry soon in bed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Know all, I am no Duke.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> What <a name="p239_17" id="p239_17" class="fc">[saye]?</a><br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> <i>Jaques?</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Jaq.</i> Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> I am a Duke.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Both.</i> Are ye?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Duke.</i> Yes faith, yes faith.<br /> +But it must only run among our selves,<br /> +And <i>Jaques</i>, thou shalt be my Secretary still.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Kind Gentlemen, lead in <i>Shattillion</i>,<br /> +For he must needs be weak and sickly yet.<br /> +Now all my labours have a perfect end, as I could wish,<br /> +Let all young sprightly wives that have<br /> +Dull foolish coxcombs to their Husbands,<br /> +Learn by me their duties, what to do,<br /> +Which is, to make 'em fools, and please 'em too. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<h3>EPILOGUE.</h3> + + +<p> +<i>The Monuments of virtue, and desert,<br /> +Appear more goodly, when the gloss of Art<br /> +Is eaten off by time, than when at first<br /> +They were set up, not censur'd at the worst.<br /> +We'ave done our best, for your contents to fit,<br /> +With new pains, this old monument of wit.</i><br /> +</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 100%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span></p> +<h2><small>THE</small><br /> +<big>CORONATION.</big><br /> +A Comedy.</h2> + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> + +<h3><a name="p240_4" id="p240_4" class="fc"></a>The Persons represented in the Play.</h3> + + +<div class="blockquot"><p> +<i>Philocles.</i><br /> +<i>Lisander.</i><br /> +<i>Cassander.</i><br /> +<i>Lisimachus.</i><br /> +<i>Antigonu.</i><br /> +<i>Arcadius.</i><br /> +<i>Macarius.</i><br /> +<i>Seleucus.</i><br /> +<i>Queen.</i><br /> +<i>Charilla.</i><br /> +<i>Polidora.</i><br /> +<i>Nestorius.</i><br /> +<i>Eubulus.</i><br /> +<i>A Bishop.</i><br /> +<i>Polianus.</i><br /> +<i>Sophia.</i><br /> +<i>Demetrius.</i><br /> +<i>Gentlemen and Gentlewomen.</i><br /> +<i>Servants and Attendants.</i><br /> +</p></div> + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<h3><a name="p240_24" id="p240_24" class="fc">PROLOGUE</a>.</h3> + + +<p> +<i>Since 'tis become the Title of our Play,<br /> +A woman once in</i> <a name="p240_26" id="p240_26" class="fc"><i>a</i> [<i>Coronation may</i>]</a><br /> +<i>With pardon, speak the</i> Prologue, <i>give as free<br /> +A welcome to the Theatre, as he<br /> +That with a little Beard, a long black Cloak,<br /> +With a starch'd face, and supple leg hath spoke<br /> +Before the Plays the twelvemonth, let me then<br /> +Present a welcome to these Gentlemen,<br /> +If you be kind, and noble, you will not<br /> +Think the worse of me for my Petticote:<br /> +But to the Play, the Poet bad me tell<br /> +His fears first in the Title, lest</i> <a name="p240_36" id="p240_36" class="fc"><i>i</i>[<i>t</i>]</a> <i>swell<br /> +Some thoughts with expectation of a strain,<br /> +That but once could be seen in a Kings Reign,<br /> +This Coronation, he hopes you may</i><br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span><i>See often, while the genius of his Play,<br /> +Doth prophesie, the Conduits may run Wine,<br /> +When the days triumph's ended, and divine<br /> +Brisk Nectar swell his</i> <a name="p241_3" id="p241_3" class="fc"><i>Temple</i>[<i>s</i>]</a> <i>to a rage,<br /> +With something of more price t' invest the Stage.<br /> +There rests but to prepare you, that although<br /> +It be a Coronation, there doth flow<br /> +No undermirth, such as doth lard the Scene<br /> +For course delight the language here is clean.<br /> +And confident, our Poet bade me say,<br /> +He'll bate you but the folly of a Play.<br /> +For which, although dull souls his Pen despise,<br /> +Who thinks it yet too early to be wise.<br /> +The nobler will thank his Muse, at least<br /> +Excuse him, cause his thought aim'd at the best,<br /> +But we conclude not, it does rest in you.<br /> +To censure Poet, Play, and <a name="p241_16" id="p241_16" class="fc">Prologue too.</a><br /> +But what have I omitted? is there not<br /> +A blush upon my cheeks that I forgot<br /> +The Ladies, and a Femal Prologue too?<br /> +Your pardon noble Gentlewomen, you<br /> +Were first within my thoughts, I know you sit<br /> +As free, and high Commissioners of wit,<br /> +Have clear, and active souls, nay, though the men<br /> +Were lost in your eyes, they'll be found agen,<br /> +You are the bright intelligences move,<br /> +And make a harmony this sphere of Love,<br /> +Be you propitious then, our Poet says,<br /> +Our wreath from you, is worth their grove of Bayes:</i><br /> +</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<h3><i>Actus Primus. <a name="p241_29" id="p241_29" class="fc">Scæna Prima.</a></i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Philocles <i>and</i> Lisander.</p> + +<p> +<i>Phi.</i> Make way for my Lord Protector.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisan.</i> Your graces servants.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Cassander, <i>and</i> Lisimachus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Cas.</i> I like your diligent waiting, where's <i>Lisimachus</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> I wait upon you, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span> +<i>Cas.</i> The Queen looks pleasant<br /> +This morning, does she not?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> I ever found<br /> +Her gracious smiles on me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> She does consult<br /> +Her safety in't, for I must tell thee boy,<br /> +But in the assurance of her love to thee,<br /> +I should advance thy hopes another way,<br /> +And use the power I have in <i>Epire</i>, to<br /> +Settle our own, and uncontrouled greatness;<br /> +But since she carries her self so fairly,<br /> +I am content to expect, and by her marriage<br /> +Secure thy fortune, that's all my ambition<br /> +Now, be still careful in thy applications<br /> +To her, I must attend other affairs,<br /> +Return, and use what Art thou canst to lay<br /> +More charms of love upon her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> I presume<br /> +She always speaks the language of her heart,<br /> +And I can be ambitious for no more<br /> +Happiness on earth, than she encourages<br /> +Me to expect.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> It was an act becoming<br /> +The wisdom of her Father to engage<br /> +A tye between our Families, and she<br /> +Hath play'd her best discretion to allow it;<br /> +But we lose time in conference, wait on her,<br /> +And be what thou wert born for, King of <i>Epire</i>,<br /> +I must away. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Success ever attend you.<br /> +Is not the Queen yet coming forth?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Your servant,<br /> +You may command our duties,<br /> +This is the Court Star, <i>Philocles</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> The Star that we must sail by.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> All must borrow<br /> +A light from him, the young Queen directs all<br /> +Her favours that way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> He's a noble Gentleman,<br /> +And worthy of his expectations:<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span>Too good to be the son of such a Father.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Peace, remember he is Lord Protector.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phil.</i> We have more need of Heavens Protection<br /> +I' th' mean time, I wonder the old King<br /> +Did in his life, design him for the office.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> He might expect his faith, I have heard when<br /> +The King, who was no <i>Epirote</i>, advanc'd<br /> +His claim, <i>Cassander</i>, our Protector now,<br /> +Young then, oppos'd him toughly with his faction,<br /> +But forc'd to yield, had fair conditions,<br /> +And was declar'd by the whole State, next heir;<br /> +If the King wanted issue, our hopes only<br /> +Thriv'd in this daughter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Whom but for her smiles<br /> +And hope of marriage with <i>Lisimachus</i>,<br /> +His Father, by some cunning, had remov'd<br /> +E'r this.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Take heed, the Arras may have ears<br /> +I should not weep much if his grace would hence<br /> +Remove to Heaven.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> I prethee what should he do there?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Some Offices will fall.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> And the Skie too, e'r I get one stair higher<br /> +While he's in place.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Antigonus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ant.</i> <i>Lisander</i>, <i>Philocles</i>,<br /> +How looks the day upon us? where's the Queen?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> In her bed-chamber.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Who was with her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> None but the young Lord <i>Lisimachus</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> 'Tis no treason<br /> +If a man wish himself a Courtier<br /> +Of such a possibility: he has<br /> +The mounting fate.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> I would his Father were<br /> +Mounted to th' gallows.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> He has a path fair enough,<br /> +If he survive by title of his Father.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> The Queen will hasten his ascent.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span> +<i>Phi.</i> Would I were Queen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Thou wou'dst become rarely the petticoat,<br /> +What wou'dst thou do?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Why, I wou'd marry<br /> +My Gentleman usher, and trust all the strength<br /> +And burden of my State upon his legs,<br /> +Rather than be call'd wife by any son<br /> +Of such a Father.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Come, let's leave this subject,<br /> +We may find more secure discourse; when saw<br /> +You young <i>Arcadius</i>, Lord <a name="p244_10" id="p244_10" class="fc"><i>Macarius's</i></a> Nephew?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> There's a spark, a youth moulded for a Favourite,<br /> +The Queen might do him honor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Favourite, 'tis too cheap a name, there were a match<br /> +Now for her Virgin blood.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Must every man<br /> +That has a handsome face or leg, feed such<br /> +Ambition: I confess I honor him,<br /> +He has a nimble soul, and gives great hope<br /> +To be no woman-hater, dances handsomly,<br /> +Can court a Lady powerfully, but more goes<br /> +To th' making of a <a name="p244_21" id="p244_21" class="fc">Prince.</a> He's here<br /> +And's Uncle.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Arcadius, Macarius, Seleucus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Sel.</i> Save you Gentlemen, who can direct me<br /> +To find my Lord Protector?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> He was here<br /> +Within this half hour, young <i>Lisimachus</i><br /> +His Son is with the Queen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> There let him compliment,<br /> +I have other business, ha, <i>Arcadius</i>! <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Observ'd you, with what eyes <i>Arcadius</i><br /> +And he saluted, their two families<br /> +Will hardly reconcile.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> <i>Seleucus</i> carries<br /> +Himself too roughly; with what pride and scorn<br /> +He past by 'em.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Th'other with less shew<br /> +Of anger, carries pride enough in's soul,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span>I wish 'em all at peace, <i>Macarius</i> looks<br /> +Are without civil war, a good old man,<br /> +The old King lov'd him well, <i>Seleucus</i> Father<br /> +Was as dear to him, and maintain'd the character<br /> +Of an honest Lord through <i>Epire</i>: that two men<br /> +So lov'd of others, should be so unwelcome<br /> +To one another.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> The Queen was not wont to send for me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> The reason's to her self,<br /> +It will become your duty to attend her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Save you Gentlemen, what novelty<br /> +Does the Court breathe to day?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> None Sir, the news<br /> +That took the last impression is, that you<br /> +Purpose to leave the Kingdom, and those men,<br /> +That honor you, take no delight to hear it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I have ambition to see the difference<br /> +Of Courts, and this may spare; the delights<br /> +At home do surfet, and the Mistriss, whom<br /> +We all do serve, is fixt upon one object,<br /> +Her beams are too much pointed, but no Countrey<br /> +Shall make me lose your memories.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> <i>Queen</i>, Lisimachus, Macarius, Charilla.</p> + +<p> +<i>Qu.</i> <i>Arcadius.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Your Lordship honor'd me,<br /> +I have no blessing in his absence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> 'Tis done like a pious Uncle.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> We must not<br /> +Give any licence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> If your Majesty<br /> +Would please.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> We are not pleas'd, it had become your duty,<br /> +To have first acquainted us, e'r you declar'd<br /> +Your resolution publick, is our Court<br /> +Not worth your stay?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I humbly beg your pardon.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> Where's <i>Lysimachus</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Your humble servant, Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> We shall find<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span>Employment at home for you, do not lose us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Madam, I then write my self blest on earth<br /> +When I may do you service.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> We would be private, <i>Macarius</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Madam, you have blest me,<br /> +Nothing but your command could interpose to<br /> +Stay him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> <i>Lisimachus</i>,<br /> +You must not leave us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Nothing but <i>Lisimachus</i>? has she not<br /> +Ta'en a philter?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> Nay, pray be cover'd, Ceremony from you,<br /> +Must be excus'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> It will become my duty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> Not your love?<br /> +I know you would not have me look upon<br /> +Your person as a Courtier, not as Favorite;<br /> +That Title were too narrow to express<br /> +How we esteem you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> The least of all<br /> +These names from you, Madam, is grace enough.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> Yet here you wou'd not rest?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Not if you please:<br /> +To say there is a happiness beyond,<br /> +And teach my ambition how to make it mine,<br /> +Although the honors you already have<br /> +Let fall upon your servant, exceed all<br /> +My merit; I have a heart is studious<br /> +To reach it with desert, and make <a name="p246_28" id="p246_28" class="fc">i[f]</a> possible<br /> +Your favor's mine by justice, with your pardon.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> We are confident this needs no pardon, Sir,<br /> +But a reward to cherish your opinion,<br /> +And that you may keep warm your passion,<br /> +Know we resolve for marriage, and if<br /> +I had another gift, beside my self,<br /> +Greater, in that you should discern, how much<br /> +My heart is fixt.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Let me digest my blessing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> But I cannot resolve when this shall be.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> How Madam? do not make me dream of Heaven,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span>And wake me into misery, if your purpose<br /> +Be, to immortalize your humble servant,<br /> +Your power on earth's divine, Princes are here<br /> +The copies of Eternity, and create,<br /> +When they but will our happiness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> I shall<br /> +Believe you mock me in this argument,<br /> +I have no power.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> How, no power?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> Not as a Queen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> I understand you not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> I must obey, your Father's my Protector.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> How?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> When I am absolute, <i>Lisimachus</i>,<br /> +Our power and Titles meet, before, we are but<br /> +A shadow, and to give you that were nothing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Excellent Queen,<br /> +My love took no original from State,<br /> +Or the desire of other greatness,<br /> +Above what my birth may challenge modestly,<br /> +I love your virtues; mercenary souls<br /> +Are taken with advancement, you've an Empire<br /> +Within you, better than the worlds, to that<br /> +Looks my ambition.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> T'other is not, Sir,<br /> +To be despis'd, Cosmography allows<br /> +<i>Epire</i>, a place i' th' Map, and know till I<br /> +Possess what I was born to, and alone<br /> +Do grasp the Kingdoms Scepter, I account<br /> +My self divided, he that marries me<br /> +Shall take an <a name="p247_30" id="p247_30" class="fc">[a]bsolute</a> Queen to his warm bosom,<br /> +My temples yet are naked, until then<br /> +Our Loves can be but compliments, and wishes,<br /> +Yet very hearty ones.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> I apprehend.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> Your Father.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Cassander <i>and</i> Seleucus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Cas.</i> Madam, a Gentleman has an humble suit.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> 'Tis in your power to grant, you are Protector,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span>I am not yet a Queen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> How's this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> I shall expound her meaning.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> Why kneel you, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Madam, to reconcile two families<br /> +That may unite, both Counsels and their blood<br /> +To serve your Crown.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> <i>Macarius</i>, and <i>Eubulus</i><br /> +That beare inveterate malice to each other.<br /> +It grew, as I have heard, upon the question<br /> +Which some of either family had made<br /> +Which of their Fathers was the best Commander:<br /> +If we believe our stories, they have both<br /> +Deserved well of our state, and yet this quarrel<br /> +Has cost too many lives, a severe faction.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> But I'll propound a way to plant a quiet<br /> +And peace in both our houses, which are torn<br /> +With their dissentions, and lose the glory<br /> +Of their great names, my blood speaks my relation<br /> +To <i>Eubulus</i>, and I wish my veins were emptied<br /> +To appease their war.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> Thou hast a noble soul,<br /> +This is a charity above thy youth,<br /> +And it flows bravely from thee, name the way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> In such a desperate cause, a little stream<br /> +Of blood might purge the foulness of their hearts<br /> +If you'll prevent a deluge.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> Be particular.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Let but your Majesty consent that two<br /> +May with their personal valour, undertake<br /> +The honor of their family, and determine<br /> +Their difference.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> This rather will inlarge<br /> +Their hate, and be a means to call more blood<br /> +Into the stream.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Not if both families<br /> +Agree, and swear—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> And who shall be the Champions?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> I beg the honor, for <i>Eubulus</i> cause<br /> +To be ingag'd, if any for <i>Macarius</i>,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span>Worthy to wager heart with mine, accept it,<br /> +I am confident, <i>Arcadius</i>,<br /> +For honor would direct me to his sword,<br /> +Will not deny, to stake against my life<br /> +His own, if you vouchsafe us priviledge.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> You are the expectation, and top boughs<br /> +Of both your houses, it would seem injustice,<br /> +To allow a civil war to cut you off,<br /> +And your selves the instruments, besides<br /> +You appear a soldier; <i>Arcadius</i><br /> +Hath no acquaintance yet with rugged war,<br /> +More fit to drill a Lady, than expose<br /> +His body to such dangers: a small wound<br /> +I'th' head, may spoil the method of his hair,<br /> +Whose curiosity exacts more time,<br /> +Than his devotion, and who knows but he<br /> +May lose his ribond by it in his lock,<br /> +Dear as his Saint, with whom he would exchange<br /> +His head, for her gay colours; then his band<br /> +May <a name="p249_19" id="p249_19" class="fc">[b]e</a> disorder'd, and transform'd from Lace<br /> +To Cutwork, his rich cloaths be discomplexioned<br /> +With bloud, beside the infashionable slashes:<br /> +And at the next Festival take Physick,<br /> +Or put on black, and mourn for his slain breeches:<br /> +His hands cas'd up in gloves all night, and sweet<br /> +<i>Pomatum</i>: the next day may be endanger'd<br /> +To blisters with a sword, how can he stand<br /> +Upon his guard, who hath Fidlers in his head,<br /> +To which, his feet must ever be a dancing?<br /> +Beside a falsify may spoil his cringe,<br /> +Or making of a leg, in which consists<br /> +Much of his Court-perfection.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Is this Character<br /> +Bestow'd on him?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> It something may concern the Gentleman,<br /> +Whom if you please to challenge<br /> +To Dance, play on the Lute, or Sing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Some <a name="p249_37" id="p249_37" class="fc">[catch]</a>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> He shall not want those will maintain him<br /> +For any sum.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span> +<i>Sel.</i> You are my Sovereign,<br /> +I dare not think, yet I must speak somewhat,<br /> +I shall burst else, I have no skill in Jiggs,<br /> +Nor Tumbling.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> How Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Nor was I born a Minstrel, and in this you have<br /> +So infinitely disgrac'd <i>Arcadius</i>.<br /> +But that I have heard another Character,<br /> +And with your royal Licence do believe it,<br /> +I should not think him worth my killing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> Your killing?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Does she not jeer me;<br /> +I shall talk treason presently, I find it<br /> +At my tongues end already, this is an<br /> +Affront, I'll leave her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> Come back, do you know <i>Arcadius</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> I ha' chang'd but little breath with him; our persons<br /> +Admit no familiarity; we were<br /> +Born to live both at distance, yet I ha' seen him<br /> +Fight, and fight bravely.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> When the spirit of Wine<br /> +Made his brain valiant, he fought bravely.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Although he be my enemy, should any<br /> +Of the gay flies that buzze about the Court,<br /> +Sit to catch trouts i'th' summer, tell me so,<br /> +I durst in any presence but your own.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> What?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Tell him he were not honest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> I see <a name="p250_28" id="p250_28" class="fc"><i>Sele</i>[<i>u</i>]<i>cus</i></a>, thou art resolute,<br /> +And I but wrong'd <i>Arcadius</i>, your first<br /> +Request is granted, you shall fight, and he<br /> +That conquers be rewarded, to confirm<br /> +First place and honor to his Family:<br /> +Is it not this you plead for?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> You are gracious.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> <i>Lisimachus.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> She has granted then?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> With much ado.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> I wish thy sword may open<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span>His wanton veins, <i>Macarius</i> is too popular,<br /> +And has taught him to insinuate.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> It shall<br /> +But haste the confirmation of our loves,<br /> +And ripen the delights of marriage, <i>Seleucus</i>. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit cum</i> Sel.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> As I guest,<br /> +It cannot be too soon.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> To morrow then we crown her, and invest<br /> +My Son with Majesty, 'tis to my wishes,<br /> +Beget a race of Princes, my <i>Lisimachus</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> First, let us marry, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Thy brow was made<br /> +To wear a golden circle, I'm transported,<br /> +Thou shalt rule her, and I will govern thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Although you be my Father, that will not<br /> +Concern my obedience, as I take it.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Philocles, Lisander, <i>and</i> Antigonus.</p> + +<p> +Gentlemen,<br /> +Prepare your selves for a solemnity<br /> +Will turn the Kingdom into triumph, <i>Epire</i><br /> +Look fresh to morrow, 'twill become your duties<br /> +In all your glory, to attend the Queen<br /> +At her Coronation, she is pleased to make<br /> +The next day happy in our Calendar,<br /> +My office doth expire, and my old blood<br /> +Renews with thought on't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> How's this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Crown'd to morrow.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> And he so joyful to resign his Regency,<br /> +There's some trick in't, I do not like these hasty<br /> +Proceedings, and whirls of state, they have <a name="p251_30" id="p251_30" class="fc">commonl[y]</a><br /> +As strange and violent effects; well, heaven save the Queen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Heaven save the Queen, say I, and send her a sprightly<br /> +Bed-fellow, for the Protector, let him pray for<br /> +Himself, he is like to have no benefit of my devotion.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> But this doth quicken my old heart, <i>Lisimachus</i>,<br /> +There is not any step into her throne,<br /> +But is the same degree of thy own state;<br /> +Come Gentlemen.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span> +<i>Lisa.</i> We attend your grace.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> <i>Lisimachus.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> What heretofore could happen to mankind<br /> +Was with much pain to climb to heaven, but in<br /> +<i>Sophias</i> marriage of all Queens the best,<br /> +Heaven will come down to earth, to make me blest. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exe.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3><i>Actus Secundus. <a name="p252_6" id="p252_6" class="fc">Scæna Prima.</a></i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Arcadius <i>and</i> Polydora.</p> + +<p> +<i>Pol.</i> Indeed you shall not go.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Whither?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> To travel,<br /> +I know you see me, but to take your leave,<br /> +But I must never yield to such an absence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I prethee leave thy fears, I am commanded<br /> +To th' contrary, I wonot leave thee now.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Commanded? by whom?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> The Queen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> I am very glad, for trust me, I could think<br /> +Of thy departure with no comfort, thou<br /> +Art all the joy I have, half of my soul,<br /> +But I must thank the Queen now for thy company,<br /> +I prethee, what could make thee so desirous<br /> +To be abroad?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Only to get an appetite<br /> +To thee <i>Polidora</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Then you must provoke it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Nay, prethee do not so mistake thy servant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Perhaps you surfeit with my Love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Thy love?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Although I have no beauty to compare<br /> +With the best faces, I have a heart above<br /> +All competition.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Thou art jealous now,<br /> +Come let me take the kiss I gave thee last,<br /> +I am so confident of thee, no Lip<br /> +Has ravisht it from thine; I prethee come<br /> +To Court.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span> +<i>Pol.</i> For what?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> There is the throne for beauty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> 'Tis safer dwelling here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> There's none will hurt,<br /> +Or dare but think an ill to <i>Polydora</i>,<br /> +The greatest will be proud to honor thee.<br /> +Thy luster wants the admiration here:<br /> +There thou wot shine indeed, and strike a reverence<br /> +Into the gazer.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> You can flatter too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> No praise of thee can be thought so, thy virtue<br /> +Will deserve all, I must confess, we Courtiers<br /> +Do oftentimes commend to shew our Art,<br /> +There is necessity sometimes to say,<br /> +This Madam breaths <i>Arabian</i> Gumms,<br /> +Amber and Cassia; though while we are praising,<br /> +We wish we had no nostrils to take in<br /> +Th' offensive steam of her corrupted Lungs.<br /> +Nay, some will swear they love their Mistriss,<br /> +Would hazard lives and fortunes, to preserve<br /> +One of her hairs brighter than <i>Berinices</i>;<br /> +Or young <i>Apollo's</i>, and yet after this,<br /> +A favour from another toy would tempt him<br /> +To laugh, while the officious hangman whips<br /> +Her head off.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Fine men.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I am none of these,<br /> +Nay, there are women <i>Polidora</i>, too<br /> +That can do pretty well at flatteries;<br /> +Make men believe they dote, will languish for 'em,<br /> +Can kiss a Jewel out of one, and dally<br /> +A carcanet of Diamonds from another,<br /> +Weep into th' bosome, of a third, and make<br /> +Him drop as many Pearls; they count it nothing<br /> +To talk a reasonable heir within ten days<br /> +Out of his whole Estate, and make him mad<br /> +He has no more wealth to consume.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> You'll teach me<br /> +To think I may be flattered in your promises,<br /> +Since you live where this Art is most profest.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span> +<i>Arc.</i> I dare not be so wicked <i>Polidora</i>,<br /> +The Infant errors of the Court I may<br /> +Be guilty of, but never to abuse<br /> +So rare a goodness, nor indeed did ever<br /> +Converse with any of those shames of Court,<br /> +To practise for base ends; be confident<br /> +My heart is full of thine, and I so deeply<br /> +Carry the figure of my <i>Polydora</i>,<br /> +It is not in the power of time or distance<br /> +To cancel it, by all that's blest I love thee:<br /> +Love thee above all women, dare invoke<br /> +A curse when I forsake thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Let it be some<br /> +Gentle one.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Teach me an oath I prethee,<br /> +One strong enough to bind, if thou dost find<br /> +Any suspition of my faith, or else<br /> +Direct me in some horrid imprecation:<br /> +When I forsake thee for the love of other<br /> +Women, may heaven reward my apostacy<br /> +To blast my greatest happiness on earth,<br /> +And make all joys abortive.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Revoke these hasty syllables, they carry<br /> +Too great a penalty for breach of Love<br /> +To me, I am not worth thy suffering,<br /> +You do not know, what beauty may invite<br /> +Your change, what happiness may tempt your eye<br /> +And heart together.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Should all the graces of your sex conspire<br /> +In one, and she should <a name="p254_29b" id="p254_29b" class="fc">court [me], with</a> a <a name="p254_29a" id="p254_29a" class="fc">Dowry</a>,<br /> +Able to buy a Kingdom, when I give<br /> +My heart from <i>Polidora</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> I suspect not,<br /> +And to requite thy constancy, I swear.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> 'Twere sin to let thee waste thy breath<br /> +I have assurance of thy noble thoughts.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter a Servant.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Serv.</i> My Lord, your Uncle hath been every where<br /> +I' th' Court inquiring for you, his looks speak<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span>Some earnest cause.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I am more acquainted with<br /> +Thy virtue, than to imagine thou wilt not<br /> +Excuse me now, one kiss dismisses him<br /> +Whose heart shall wait on <i>Polidora</i> prethee<br /> +Let me not wish for thy return too often,<br /> +My Father.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Nestorius, <i>and a servant</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Nes.</i> I met <i>Arcadius</i> in strange haste, he told me<br /> +He had been with thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Some affair too soon<br /> +Ravish'd him hence, his Uncle sent for him<br /> +You came now from Court: how looks the Queen<br /> +This golden morning?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Nes.</i> Like a Bride, her soul<br /> +Is all on mirth, her eyes have quick'ning fires,<br /> +Able to strike a spring into the earth,<br /> +In winter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Then <i>Lisimachus</i> can have<br /> +No frost in's blood, that lives so near her beams.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Nes.</i> His politick Father the Protector smiles too,<br /> +Resolve to see the ceremony of the Queen<br /> +'Twill be a day of state.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> I am not well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Nes.</i> How! not well? retire then, I must return<br /> +My attendance is expected, <i>Polidora</i>,<br /> +Be careful of thy health.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> It will concern me. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Arcadius, <i>and</i> Macarius.</p> + +<p> +<i>Arc.</i> You amaze me, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Dear Nephew, if thou respect thy safety<br /> +My honor, or my age, remove thy self,<br /> +Thy life's in danger.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Mine? who's my enemy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Take horse, and instantly forsake the City,<br /> +Or else within some unsuspected dwelling,<br /> +Obscure thy self, stay not to know the reason.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Sir, I beseech your pardon, which i' th' number<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span>Of my offences unto any, should<br /> +Provoke this dishonourable flight?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> I would, when I petition'd for thy stay,<br /> +I had pleaded for thy banishment, thou knowst not<br /> +What threatens thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I would desire to know it,<br /> +I am in no conspiracy of treason,<br /> +Have ravish'd no mans Mistriss, not so much<br /> +As <a name="p256_8" id="p256_8" class="fc">given</a> the lye to any, what should mean<br /> +Your strange and violent fears, I will <a name="p256_9" id="p256_9" class="fc">[n]ot</a> stir<br /> +Until you make me sensible I have lost<br /> +My innocence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> I must not live to see<br /> +Thy body full of wounds, it were less sin<br /> +To rip thy Fathers Marble, and fetch from<br /> +The reverend vault, his ashes, and disperse them<br /> +By some rude winds, where none should ever find<br /> +The sacred dust: it was his Legacy,<br /> +The breath he mingled with his prayers to Heaven<br /> +I <a name="p256_19" id="p256_19" class="fc">[sh]ould</a> preserve <i>Arcadius</i>, whose fate<br /> +He prophesied in death, would need protection,<br /> +Thou wot disturb his ghost, and call it to<br /> +Affright my dreams, if thou refuse to obey me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> You more inflame me, to enquire the cause<br /> +Of your distraction, and you'll arm me better<br /> +Than any coward flight by acquainting me<br /> +Whose malice aims to kill me, good Sir tell me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Then prayers and tears assist me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> <i>Arcadius</i>,<br /> +Thou art a rash young man, witness the spirit<br /> +Of him that trusted me so much, I bleed,<br /> +Till I prevent this mischief. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Philocles, Lisander.</p> + +<p> +<i>Arc.</i> Ha, keep off.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> What mean you, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> We are your friends.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I know your faces, but<br /> +Am not secure, I would not be betraid.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span> +<i>Lis.</i> You wrong our hearts, who truly honor you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> They say I must be kill'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> By whom?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I know not, nor wou'd I part with life so tamely.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> We dare engage ours in your quarrel, hide<br /> +Your sword, it may beget suspition,<br /> +It's enough to question you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I am confident;<br /> +Pray pardon me, come, I despise all danger:<br /> +Yet a dear friend of mine, my Uncle told me<br /> +He would not see my body full of wounds.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Your Uncle, this is strange.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Yes, my honest Uncle,<br /> +If my unlucky Stars have pointed me<br /> +So dire a fate.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> There is some strange mistake in't.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Antigonus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ant.</i> <i>Arcadius</i>, the Queen would speak with you,<br /> +You must make haste.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p257_19" id="p257_19" class="fc"><i>Ar</i>[<i>c</i>].</a> Though to my death, I flie<br /> +Upon her summons I give up my breath<br /> +Then willingly, if she command it from me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> This does a little trouble me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> I know not<br /> +What to imagine, something is the ground<br /> +Of this perplexity, but I hope there is not<br /> +Any such danger as he apprehends.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Queen, Lisimachus, Macarius, Eubulus, Seleucus, +Arcadius, <a name="p257_28" id="p257_28" class="fc"><i>Ladies, Attendants and Gent.</i></a></p> + +<p> +<i>Qu.</i> We have already granted to <i>Seleucus</i><br /> +And they shall try their valour, if <i>Arcadius</i><br /> +Have spirit in him to accept the challenge,<br /> +Our Royal word is past.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> This is strange.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Madam, my son knew not what he ask'd,<br /> +And you were cruel to consent so soon.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Wherein have I offended, to be rob'd<br /> +At once, of all the wealth I have, <i>Arcadius</i><br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span>Is part of me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> <a name="p258_1" id="p258_1" class="fc"><i>Seleucus's</i></a> life and mine<br /> +Are twisted on one thred, both stand or fall<br /> +Together, hath the service for my Countrey<br /> +Deserved but this reward, to be sent weeping<br /> +To my eternal home? Was't not enough<br /> +When I was young, to lose my bloud in wars,<br /> +But the poor remnant that is scarcely warm<br /> +And faintly creeping through my wither'd veins<br /> +Must be let out to make you sport.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> How can<br /> +We, that shall this morn see the sacred oyl,<br /> +Fall on your Virgin tresses, hope for any<br /> +Protection hereafter, when this day<br /> +You sacrifice the blood of them that pray for you.<br /> +<i>Arcadius</i>, I prethee speak thy self,<br /> +It is for thee I plead.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> <i>Seleucus</i>, kneel<br /> +And say thou hast repented thy rash suit;<br /> +If e'er I see thee fight, I be thus wounded,<br /> +How will the least drop forc'd from thy veins,<br /> +Afflict my heart.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Why, that's good;<br /> +<i>Arcadius</i>, speak to her; hear him Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> If you call back this honor you have done me<br /> +I shall repent I live, doe not perswade me:<br /> +<i>Seleucus</i>, thou art a noble enemy,<br /> +And I will love thy soul, though I despair<br /> +Our bodies friendly conversation:<br /> +I would we were to tugg upon some cliffe,<br /> +Or like two prodigies i'th' air, our conflict<br /> +Might generally be gaz'd at, and our bloud<br /> +Appease our grandsires ashes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> I am undone.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Madam, my father says I have offended,<br /> +If so, I beg your pardon, but beseech you<br /> +For your own glory, call not back your word.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> They are both mad.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> No more, we have resolv'd,<br /> +And since their courage is so nobly flam'd,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span>This morning we'll behold the Champions<br /> +Within the List, be not afraid, their strife<br /> +Will stretch so far as death, so soon as we<br /> +Are Crown'd, prepare your selves, <i>Seleucus</i>. <span class="ralign">[<i>Kisses her hand.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> I have receiv'd another life in this high favour,<br /> +And may lose what nature gave me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> <i>Arcadius</i>, to encourage thy young valour,<br /> +We give thee our Fathers sword.<br /> +Command it from our Armory; <i>Lisimachus</i>,<br /> +To our Coronation. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> I'll forfeit<br /> +My head for a rebellion, than suffer it. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I am circled with confusions, I'll do somewhat<br /> +My brains and friends assist me. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> But do you think they'll fight indeed?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Perhaps<br /> +Her Majesty will see a bout or two.<br /> +And yet 'tis wondrous strange, such spectacles<br /> +Are rare i'th' Court, and they were to skirmish naked<br /> +Before her, then there might be some excuse.<br /> +There is gimcracks in't, the Queen is wise<br /> +Above her years.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> <i>Macarius</i> is perplex'd.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Eubulus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Lis.</i> I cannot blame him, but my Lord <i>Eubulus</i><br /> +Returns, they are both troubled, 'las good men,<br /> +But our duties are expected, we forget. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i> Phil. Lis.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> I must resolve, and yet things are not ripe,<br /> +My brains upon the torture.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> This may quit<br /> +The hazard of his person, whose least drop<br /> +Of blood, is worth more than our families.<br /> +My Lord <i>Eubulus</i>, I have thought a way<br /> +To stay the young mens desperate proceedings,<br /> +It is our cause they fight, let us beseech<br /> +The Queen, to grant us two the priviledge<br /> +Of Duel, rather than expose their lives<br /> +To eithers fury; it were pity they<br /> +Should run upon so black a destiny,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span>We are both old, and may be spar'd, a pair<br /> +Of fruitless trees, mossie, and wither'd trunks,<br /> +That fill up too much room.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Most willingly,<br /> +And I will praise her charity to allow it;<br /> +I have not yet <a name="p260_5" id="p260_5" class="fc">forg[o]t</a> to use a sword,<br /> +Let's lose no time, by this act, she will licence<br /> +Our souls to leave our bodies but a day,<br /> +Perhaps an hour the sooner; they may live<br /> +To do her better service, and be friends<br /> +When we are dead, and yet I have no hope<br /> +This will be granted, curse upon our faction.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> If she deny us—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> What?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> I wou'd do somewhat—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> There's something o' th' suddain struck upon<br /> +My imagination that may secure us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Name it, if no dishonor wait upon't<br /> +To preserve them, I'll accept any danger.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> There is no other way, and yet my heart<br /> +Would be excus'd, but 'tis to save his life.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Speak it <i>Eubulus</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> In your ear I shall,<br /> +It sha'not make a noise if you refuse it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Hum? though it stir my bloud, I'll meet <i>Arcadius</i>,<br /> +If this preserve thee not, I must unseal<br /> +Another mistery. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Queen</i>, Lisimachus, Cassander, Charilla, +Lisander, Philocles, Antigonus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Qu.</i> We owe to all your loves, and will deserve<br /> +At least by our endeavours, that none may<br /> +This day repent their prayers, my Lord Protector.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Madam, I have no<br /> +Such Title now, and am blest to lose<br /> +That name so happily: I was but trusted<br /> +With a glorious burden.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> You have prov'd<br /> +Your self our faithful Counsellor, and must still<br /> +Protect our growing state: a Kingdoms Scepter<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span>Weighs down a womans arm, this Crown sits heavy<br /> +Upon my brow already, and we know<br /> +There's something more than mettal in this wreath,<br /> +Of shining glory, but your faith, and counsel,<br /> +That are familiar with mysteries,<br /> +And depths of state, have power to make us fit<br /> +For such a bearing, in which both you shall<br /> +Doe loyal service, and reward your Duties.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Heaven preserve your Highness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> But yet my Lords and Gentlemen, let none<br /> +Mistake me, that because I urge your wisdoms,<br /> +I shall grow careless, and impose on you<br /> +The managing of this great Province, no,<br /> +We will be active too, and as we are<br /> +In dignity above your persons, so,<br /> +The greatest portion of the difficulties<br /> +We call to us, you in your several places<br /> +Relieving us with your experience,<br /> +Observing in your best directions<br /> +All modesty, and distance; for although<br /> +We are but young, no action shall forfeit<br /> +Our royal priviledge, or encourage any<br /> +Too unreverent boldness; as it will become<br /> +Our honor to consult, e'r we determine<br /> +Of the most necessary things of state,<br /> +So we are sensible of a check,<br /> +But in a brow, that saucily controuls<br /> +Our action, presuming on our years<br /> +As few, or frailty of our sex; that head<br /> +Is not secure, that dares our power or justice.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> She has a brave spirit, look how the Protector<br /> +Grows pale already.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> But I speak to you<br /> +Are perfect in obedience, and may spare<br /> +This Theme, yet 'twas no <a name="p261_34" id="p261_34" class="fc">immat[eriall]</a><br /> +Part of our character, since I desire<br /> +All should take notice, I have studied<br /> +The knowledge of my self, by which I shall<br /> +Better distinguish of your worth and persons<br /> +In your relations to us.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span> +<i>Lis.</i> This language<br /> +Is but a threatening to some body.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> But we miss some, that use not to absent<br /> +Their duties from us, where's <i>Macarius</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Retir'd to grieve, your Majesty hath given<br /> +Consent, <i>Arcadius</i> should enter <a name="p262_5" id="p262_5" class="fc">the</a> List<br /> +To day with young <i>Seleucus.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> We <a name="p262_7" id="p262_7" class="fc">purpose</a><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Gentleman.</i></p> + +<p> +They shall proceed, what's he?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phil.</i> A Gentleman belonging to <i>Seleucus</i> that gives notice<br /> +He is prepar'd, and waits your royal pleasure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> He was compos'd for action, give notice<br /> +To <i>Arcadius</i>, and admit the challenger:<br /> +Let other Princes boast their gaudy tilting,<br /> +And mockery of battles, but our triumph<br /> +Is celebrated with true noble valour.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Seleucus, Arcadius, <i>at several doors, their Pages +before them, bearing their Targets</i>.</p> + +<p> +Two young men spirited enough to have<br /> +Two kingdoms staked upon their swords, <i>Lisimachus</i><br /> +Do not they excellently become their arms?<br /> +'Twere pity but they should do something more<br /> +Then wave their plumes. <span class="ralign">[<i>A shout within.</i></span><br /> +What noise is that?<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Macarius, <i>and</i> Eubulus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mac.</i> The peoples joy to know us reconcil'd,<br /> +Is added to the jubile of the day,<br /> +We have no more a faction but one heart,<br /> +Peace flow in every bosom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Throw away<br /> +These instruments of death, and like two friends<br /> +Embrace by our example.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> This unfein'd?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> By our duties to your self, dear Madam<br /> +Command them not advance, our houses from<br /> +This minute are incorporated; happy day<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span>Our eyes at which before revenge look'd forth,<br /> +May clear suspition, oh my <i>Arcadius</i>!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> We have found a nearer way to friendship, Madam,<br /> +Than by exposing them to fight for us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> If this be faithful, our desires are blest.<br /> +We had no thought to waste, but reconcile<br /> +Your bloud this way, and we did prophesie<br /> +This happy chance, spring into eithers bosom,<br /> +<i>Arcadius</i> and <i>Seleucus</i>, what can now<br /> +Be added to this days felicity?<br /> +Yes, there is something, is there not my Lord?<br /> +While we are Virgin Queen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Ha, that string<br /> +Doth promise Musick.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> I am yet my Lords<br /> +Your single joy, and when I look upon,<br /> +What I have took, to manage the great care<br /> +Of this most flourishing kingdom, I incline<br /> +To think I shall do justice to my self,<br /> +If I choose one, whose strength and virtue may<br /> +Assist my undertaking, think you Lords,<br /> +A Husband would not help?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> No question, Madam,<br /> +And he <a name="p263_23" id="p263_23" class="fc">that [you purpose to make] so</a> blest<br /> +Must needs be worthy of our humblest duty,<br /> +It is the general vote.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Qu.</i> We will not then<br /> +Trouble Ambassadors to treat with any<br /> +Princes abroad, within our own dominion,<br /> +Fruitful in honor, we shall make our choice;<br /> +And that we may not keep you over long<br /> +In <a name="p263_31" id="p263_31" class="fc">th[e]</a> imagination, from this circle, we<br /> +Have purpose to elect; one, whom I shall<br /> +Salute a King and Husband.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Now my Lord <i>Lisimachus</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> Nor shall we in this action be accus'd<br /> +Of rashness, since the man we shall declare<br /> +Deserving our affection, hath been early<br /> +In our opinion, which had reason first<br /> +To guide it, and his known nobility<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span>Long marry'd to our thoughts, will justifie<br /> +Our fair election.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> <i>Lisimachus</i> blushes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Direct our duties, Madam, to pray for him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> <i>Arcadius</i>, you see from whence we come,<br /> +Pray lead us back, you may ascend. <span class="ralign">[<i>She comes from the State.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> How's this? o're-reach'd?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Madam, be charitable to your humblest creature,<br /> +Doe not reward the heart, that falls in duty<br /> +Beneath your feet, with making me the burden<br /> +Of the Court-mirth, a mockery for Pages,<br /> +'Twere Treason in me but to think you meane thus.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> <i>Arcadius</i>, you must refuse my love,<br /> +Or shame this Kingdom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Is the wind in that corner?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> I shall run mad <i>Lisimachus</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> Sir, contain your self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Is this to be believ'd?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> What dream is this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> He kisses her, now by this day I am glad on't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Mark the Protector.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Let him fret his heart-strings.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> Is the day cloudy on the sudden?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Gentlemen,<br /> +It was not my ambition, I durst never<br /> +Aspire so high in thought, but since her Majesty<br /> +Hath pleas'd to call me to this honor, I<br /> +Will study to be worthy of her grace,<br /> +By whom I live.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> The Church to morrow shall<br /> +Confirme our marriage, noble <i>Lisimachus</i>;<br /> +We'll find out other wayes to recompence<br /> +Your love to us, set forward, come <i>Arcadius</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> It must be so, and yet let me consider.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> He insults already, policy assist <a name="p264_34" id="p264_34" class="fc">me,</a><br /> +To break his neck.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> Who would trust Woman?<br /> +Lost in a pair of minutes, lost, how bright<br /> +A morning rose, but now, <a name="p264_38" id="p264_38" class="fc">[and now]</a> 'tis night? <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span> +</p> + + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span></p> +<h3><i>Actus Tertius. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Polidora, <i>and a Servant</i>.</p> + + +<p> +<i>Pol.</i> Oh where shall Virgins look for faith hereafter?<br /> +If he prove false, after so many vowes?<br /> +And yet if I consider, he was tempted<br /> +Above the strength of a young Lover, two<br /> +Such glorious courting his acceptance, were<br /> +Able to make disloyalty no sin,<br /> +At least not seem a fault, a Lady first,<br /> +Whose very looks would thaw a man more frozen<br /> +Than the <i>Alps</i>, quicken a soul more dead than Winter,<br /> +Add to her beauty and perfection,<br /> +That she's a Queen, and brings with her a Kingdom<br /> +Able to make a great mind forfeit Heaven.<br /> +What could the frailty of <i>Arcadius</i><br /> +Suggest, to unspirit him so much, as not<br /> +To fly to her embraces, you were present<br /> +When she declar'd her self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Yes Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Tell me,<br /> +Did not he make a pause, when the fair Queen<br /> +A full temptation stood him?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Very little<br /> +My judgment could distinguish, she did no sooner<br /> +Propound, but he accepted.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> That was ill,<br /> +He might with honor stand one or two minutes,<br /> +Me thinks it should have startled him a little,<br /> +To have rememberd me, I have deserv'd<br /> +At least a cold thought, well, pray give it him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> I shall.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> When?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Instantly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Not so,<br /> +But take a time when his joy swels him most,<br /> +When his delights are high and ravishing,<br /> +When you perceive his Soul dance in his eyes,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span>When she that must be his hath drest her beauty,<br /> +With all her pride, and sends a thousand <i>Cupids</i><br /> +To call him to the tasting of her lip;<br /> +Then give him this, and tell him, while I live,<br /> +I'll pray for him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> I shall. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Cassander, <i>and</i> Lisimachus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Cas.</i> There is no way but death.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> That's black, and horrid,<br /> +Consider, Sir, it was her sin, not his;<br /> +I cannot accuse him, what man could carry<br /> +A heart so frozen, not to melt at such<br /> +A glorious flame? Who could not fly to such<br /> +A happiness?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Have you ambition<br /> +To be a tame fool? see so vast an injury<br /> +And not revenge it? make me not suspect<br /> +Thy Mother for this sufferance, my Son.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Pray hear me, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Hear a patient gull,<br /> +A property, thou hast no blood of mine,<br /> +If this affront provoke thee not, how canst<br /> +Be charitable to thy self, and let him live<br /> +To glory in thy shame? Nor is he innocent;<br /> +He had before crept slily into her bosome,<br /> +And practised thy dishonor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> You begin to stir me, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> How else could she be guilty<br /> +Of such contempt of thee? and in the eye<br /> +Of all the Kingdom, they conspir'd this stain,<br /> +When they had cunning meetings, shall thy love<br /> +And blooming hopes be scatter'd thus, and <i>Lisimachus</i><br /> +Stand idle gazer?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> What, Sir, will his death<br /> +Advantage us, if she be false to me?<br /> +So irreligious, and to touch her person—<br /> +Pause, we may be observed.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Philocles, <i>and</i> Lisander.</p> + +<p> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span> +<i>Lisa.</i> 'Tis the Protector<br /> +And his son.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Alas, poor Gentleman, I pitty<br /> +His neglect, but am not sorry for his Father.<br /> +<a name="p267_4" id="p267_4" class="fc">['Tis]</a> a strange turne.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p267_5" id="p267_5" class="fc"><i>Lisa.</i></a> The whirligigs of Women.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p267_6" id="p267_6" class="fc"><i>Phi.</i></a> Your Graces servant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> I am yours Gentlemen,<br /> +And should be happy to deserve your loves.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Now he can flatter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> In't Sir, to inlarge your sufferings, I have<br /> +A heart doth wish<br /> +The <a name="p267_12" id="p267_12" class="fc">Q[u]een</a> had known better to reward<br /> +Your love and merit.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p267_14" id="p267_14" class="fc">[<i>Lisi.</i>]</a> If you would express<br /> +Your love to me, pray do not mention it,<br /> +I must obey my fate.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> She will be married<br /> +To t'other Gentleman for certain then?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> I hope you'll wish 'em joy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Indeed I will, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Your Graces servant. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> We are grown<br /> +Ridiculous, the pastime of the Court:<br /> +Here comes another.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Seleucus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Sel.</i> Where's your Son, my Lord?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Like a neglected servant of his Mistress.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> I would ask him a question.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> What?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Whether the Queen,<br /> +As 'tis reported, lov'd him, he can tell<br /> +Whether she promis'd what they talke of, marriage.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> I can resolve you that, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> She did promise?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Then shee's a Woman, and your Son;<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> What?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Not worthy his blood, and expectation,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span>If he be calme.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> There's no opposing destiny.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> I would cut the Throat.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Whose throat?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> The destinies, that's all, your pardon, Sir,<br /> +I am <i>Seleucus</i> still, a poor shadow<br /> +Oth' World, a walking picture, it concerns<br /> +Not me, I am forgotten by my stars.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> The Queen, with more discretion, might ha chosen<br /> +Thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Whom?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Thee, <i>Seleucus</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Me? I cannot dance, and frisk with due activity,<br /> +My body is lead, I have too much phlegme, what should<br /> +I do with a Kingdome? no, <i>Arcadius</i><br /> +Becomes the cushion, and can please, yet setting<br /> +Aside the trick that Ladies of Blood look at,<br /> +Another Man might make a shift to weare<br /> +Rich Clothes, sit in the chair of state, and nod,<br /> +Dare venture on discourse, that does not trench<br /> +On compliment, and think the study of Armes<br /> +And Arts, more commendable in a Gentleman,<br /> +Than any Galliard.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> <i>Arcadius</i>,<br /> +And you, were reconcil'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> We? yes, oh yes,<br /> +But 'tis not manners now to say we are friends,<br /> +At our equality there had been reason,<br /> +But now subjection is the word.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> They are not<br /> +Yet married.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> I'll make no Oath upon't,<br /> +My Lord <i>Lisimachus</i>,<br /> +A word, you'll not be angry if I love you,<br /> +May not a Batchellor be made a Cuckold?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> How, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> <i>Lisimachus</i>, this Gentleman<br /> +Is worth our embrace, hee's spirited,<br /> +And may be useful.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Hark you, can you tell<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span>Where's the best Dancing-master? and you mean<br /> +To rise at Court, practise to caper, farewel<br /> +The noble science, that makes work for cutlers,<br /> +It will be out of fashion to weare swords,<br /> +Masques, and devices welcome, I salute you,<br /> +Is it not pitty any division<br /> +Should be heard out of Musick? Oh 'twill be<br /> +An excellent age of crotchets; and of Canters.<br /> +Buy Captains, that like fools will spend your blood<br /> +Out of your Country, you will be of less<br /> +Use than your feathers, if you return unman'd<br /> +You shall be beaten soon to a new march,<br /> +When you shall think it a discretion<br /> +To sell your glorious buffes to buy fine pumps,<br /> +And pantables, this is I hope no treason.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Arcadius <i>leading the</i> Queen, Charia, Eubulus, +Lisander, Philocles, Polidora, <i>servant</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Cas.</i> Wot stay <i>Lisimachus</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> Yes, Sir,<br /> +And shew a patience above her injury.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> This honor is too much, Madam, assume<br /> +Your place, and let <i>Arcadius</i> waite still:<br /> +'Tis happiness enough to be your servant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Now he dissembles.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> Sir, you must sit.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I am obedient.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> This is not Musick<br /> +Sprightly enough, it feeds the soul with melancholy.<br /> +How sayes <i>Arcadius</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Give me leave to think<br /> +There is no harmony but in your voice,<br /> +And not an accent of your heavenly tongue,<br /> +But strikes me into rapture, I incline<br /> +To think, the tale of <i>Orpheus</i> no fable,<br /> +'Tis possible he might inchant the Rocks,<br /> +And charme the Forrest, soften hell, hell it self,<br /> +With his commanding Lute, it is no miracle<br /> +To what you work, whose very breath conveyes<br /> +The hearer into Heaven, how at your lips,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span>Day-winds gather Perfumes, proudly glide away,<br /> +To disperse sweetness round about the world.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Fine stuff.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> You cannot flatter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Not, if I should say,<br /> +Nature had plac'd you here the creatures wonder,<br /> +And her own spring, from which all excellence<br /> +On Earth's deriv'd, and copyed forth, and when<br /> +The character of fair, and good in others<br /> +Is quite worne out, and lost, looking on you<br /> +It is supply'd, and you alone made mortal<br /> +To feed, and keep alive all beauty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Ha, ha, Can you indure it Gentlemen?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> What do you meane?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Nay, ask him what he meanes, mine is a down<br /> +Right laugh.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> Well, Sir, proceed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> At such bright eyes the stars do light themselves,<br /> +At such a forehead Swans renew their white,<br /> +From such a lip the morning gathers blushes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> The morning is more modest than thy praises,<br /> +What a thing does he make her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> And when you flie to Heaven and leave this world<br /> +No longer maintenance of goodness from you:<br /> +Then Poetry shall lose all use with us,<br /> +And be no more, since nothing in your absence<br /> +Is left, that can be worthy of a Verse.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Ha, ha.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> Whose that?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> 'Twas I, Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> <i>Seleucus?</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Ha?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Yes, Sir, 'twas I that laugh'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> At what?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> At nothing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Contain your self, <i>Seleucus</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Are you mad?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> Have you ambition to be punish'd, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> I need not, 'twas punishment<br /> +Enough to hear him make an Idol of you, he left<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span>Out the commendation of your patience, I was a little<br /> +Mov'd in my nature, to hear his Rodomontados, and<br /> +Make a monster of his Mistress, which I pitty'd first,<br /> +But seeing him proceed, I guest he brought you<br /> +Mirth with his inventions, and so made bold to laugh at it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> You are sawcy,<br /> +We'll place you where you sha'not be so merry,<br /> +Take him away.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Submit your self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Let me plead for his pardon.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> I wo'd not owe my life so poorly, beg thy own,<br /> +When you are King you cannot bribe your destiny.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Good Madam hear me, I fear he is distracted,<br /> +Brave boy, thou should'st be Master of a soul<br /> +Like his: thy honors more concern'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> 'Tis charity,<br /> +A way wo' mee, 'boy Madam?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> He has a daring spirit. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex.</i> Sel. Eub. Cas.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> These, and a thousand more affronts I must<br /> +Expect: your favors draw them all upon me;<br /> +In my first state I had no enemies,<br /> +I was secure, while I did grow beneath<br /> +This expectation, humble valleys thrive with<br /> +Their bosomes full of flowers, when the Hills melt<br /> +With lightning, and rough anger of the clouds,<br /> +Let me retire.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> And can <i>Arcadius</i><br /> +At such a breath be mov'd, I had opinion<br /> +Your courage durst have stood a tempest for<br /> +Our love, can you for this incline to leave<br /> +What other Princes should in vain have sued for?<br /> +How many Lovers are in <i>Epire</i> now<br /> +Would throw themselves on danger, not expect<br /> +One enemy, but empty their own veins,<br /> +And think the loss of all their blood rewarded,<br /> +To have one smile of us when they are dying?<br /> +And shall this murmur shake you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Not dear Madam,<br /> +My life is such a poor despised thing,<br /> +In value your least graces, that<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span>To lose it were to make my self a victory,<br /> +It is not for my self, I fear: the envy<br /> +Of others cannot fasten wound in me<br /> +Greater, than that your goodness should be check'd<br /> +So daringly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> Let not those thoughts afflict thee,<br /> +While we have power to correct the offences,<br /> +<i>Arcadius</i> be mine, this shall confirm it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I shall forget,<br /> +And lose my way to heaven, that touch had been<br /> +Enough to have restor'd me, and infus'd<br /> +A spirit of a more celestial nature,<br /> +After the tedious absence of my soul,<br /> +Oh bless me not too much, one smile a day<br /> +Would stretch my life to mortality;<br /> +Poets that wrap divinity in tales,<br /> +Look here, and give your coppies forth of angels,<br /> +What blessing can remain?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> Our Marriage.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Place then some horrors in the way<br /> +For me, not you, to pass, the journeys end<br /> +Holds out such glories to me, I should think<br /> +Hell but a poor degree of suffering for it,<br /> +What's that, some petition? a Letter to me.<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 10em;"><i>You had a Polidora, ha, that's all.</i></span><br /> +Ith' <a name="p272_25" id="p272_25" class="fc">minu[t]e</a> when my vessels new lanch'd forth,<br /> +With all my pride, and silken wings about me<br /> +I strike upon a Rock: What power can save me?<br /> +You had a <i>Polidora</i>; there's a name<br /> +Kill'd with grief, I can so soon forget her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> She did impose on me this service, Sir,<br /> +And while she lives she sayes, shee'll pray for you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> She lives,<br /> +That's well, and yet 'twere better, for my fame,<br /> +And honor, she were dead; What fate hath plac'd me<br /> +Upon this fearful precipice?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> He's troubled.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> I must resolve, my faith is violated<br /> +Already, yet poor loving <i>Polidora</i><br /> +Will pray for me, she sayes, to think she can<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span>Render me hated to my self, and every<br /> +Thought's a tormentor, let me then be just.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> <i>Arcadius.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> That voice prevailes agen, oh <i>Polidora</i>,<br /> +Thou must forgive <i>Arcadius</i>, I dare not<br /> +Turn rebel to a Princess, I shall love<br /> +Thy vertue, but a Kingdom has a charme<br /> +To excuse our <a name="p273_7" id="p273_7" class="fc">f[r]ailty</a>, dearest Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> Now set forward.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> To perfect all our joyes.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Macarius, <i>and a</i> Bishop, Casander.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mac.</i> I'll fright their glories.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> By what means?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Observe.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Our good Unckle, welcome.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> My Lord <i>Macarius</i>, we did want your person,<br /> +There's something in our joyes wherein you share.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> This you intend your highness wedding day.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> We are going.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Save you labor<br /> +I have brought a Priest to meet you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Reverend Father.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> Meet us, Why?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> To tell you, that you must not Marry.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Didst thou hear that, <i>Lisimachus</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> And wonder what will follow.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> We must not marry.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bish.</i> Madam, 'tis a rule<br /> +First made in heaven, and I must needs declare<br /> +You and <i>Arcadius</i> must tie no knot<br /> +Of Man and Wife.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Is my Unckle mad?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> Joy has transported him,<br /> +Or age has made him dote, <i>Macarius</i><br /> +Provoke us not too much, you will presume<br /> +Above our mercy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> I'll discharge my duty,<br /> +Could your frown strike me dead, my Lord, you know<br /> +Whose character this is.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span> +<i>Cas.</i> It is <i>Theodosius</i>,<br /> +Your graces Father.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bis.</i> I am subscribed a witness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Upon my life 'tis his.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> Fear not, I'll cross this Match.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> I'll bless thee for't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Unckle, d'ee know what you do, or what we are<br /> +Going to finish? you will not break the neck of my glorious<br /> +Fortune, now my foots ith' stirrup, and mounting,<br /> +Throw me over the saddle? I hope you'll let one<br /> +Be a King, Madam, 'tis as you say,<br /> +My Unckle is something craz'd, <a name="p274_11" id="p274_11" class="fc">there's</a> a worm<br /> +In's brain, but I beseech you pardon him, he is<br /> +Not the first of your counsel, that has talk'd<br /> +Idly, d'ee hear my Lord Bishop, I hope<br /> +You have more Religion than to joyn with him<br /> +To undoe me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bis.</i> Not I Sir, but I am commanded by oath,<br /> +And conscience to speak truth.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> If your truth should do me any harm, I shall never<br /> +Be in charity with a Croziers staffe, look too't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> My youngest Brother.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Worse and worse, my brains. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> <a name="p274_23" id="p274_23" class="fc">Deliver['d]</a> to me an Infant with this writing,<br /> +To which this reverend Father is a witness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> This he whom we so long thought dead, a childe?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> But what should make my Father to trust him<br /> +To your concealment? give abroad his death, and bury<br /> +An empty coffin?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> A jealousie he had<br /> +Upon <i>Cassander</i>, whose ambitious brain<br /> +He fear'd would make no conscience to depose<br /> +His son, to make <i>Lisimachus</i> King of <i>Epire</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Que.</i> He made no scruple to expose me then<br /> +To any danger?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> He secur'd you, Madam,<br /> +By an early Engagement of your affection<br /> +To <i>Lisimachus</i>, exempt this testimony,<br /> +Had he been <i>Arcadius</i>, and my Nephew,<br /> +I needed not obtrude him on the state,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span>Your love and marriage had made him King<br /> +Without my trouble, and sav'd that ambition,<br /> +There was necessity to open now<br /> +His birth, and title.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> <i>Demetrius</i> alive.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> What riddles are these, Whom do they talk of?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Omn.</i> Congratulate your return to life, and honor,<br /> +And as becomes us, with one voice salute you,<br /> +<i>Demetrius</i> King of <i>Epire</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> I am no Uncle, Sir, this is your Sister,<br /> +I should have suffer'd incest to have kept you<br /> +Longer ith' dark: love, and be happy both,<br /> +My trust is now discharg'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> And we rejoyce.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> But do not mock me, Gentlemen,<br /> +May I be bold upon your words to say<br /> +I am Prince <i>Theodosius</i> Son?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> The King.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> You'll justifie it?<br /> +Sister, I am very glad to see you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> I am to find a brother, and resign my glory,<br /> +My triumph is my shame. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Cassander.</p> + +<p> +<i>Cas.</i> Thine ear <i>Lisimachus</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> Gentlemen I owe<br /> +Unto your loves, as large acknowledgment<br /> +As to my birth, for this great honor, and<br /> +My study shall be equal to be thought<br /> +Worthy of both.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Thou art turn'd Marble.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> There will be the less charge for my Monument.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> This must not be, sit fast young King. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> Your sister, Sir, is gone.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Arc.</i> My sister should have been my Bride, that name<br /> +Puts me in mind of <i>Polidora</i>, ha?<br /> +<i>Lisander, Philocles</i>, Gentlemen,<br /> +If you will have me think your hearts allow me<br /> +<i>Theodosius</i> son, oh quickly snatch some wings,<br /> +Express it in your haste to <i>Polidora</i>,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span>Tell her what title is new dropt from heaven<br /> +To make her rich; onely created for me:<br /> +Give her the ceremony of my Queen,<br /> +With all the state that may become our Bride,<br /> +Attend her to this throne; Are you not there?<br /> +Yet stay, 'tis too much pride to send for her,<br /> +Wee'll go our self, no honor is enough<br /> +For <i>Polidora</i>, to redeem our fault,<br /> +Salute her gently from me, and, upon<br /> +Your knee, present her with this Diadem,<br /> +'Tis our first gift, tell her <i>Demetrius</i> follows<br /> +To be her guest, and give himself a servant<br /> +To her chast bosome, bid her stretch her heart<br /> +To meet me, I am lost in joy and wonder. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt Omnes.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3><i>Actus Quartus. <a name="p276_14" id="p276_14" class="fc">Scæna Prima.</a></i></h3> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Cassander, Eubulus, Soldier.</p> + + +<p> +<i>Cas.</i> Where's the Captain of the Castle?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sol.</i> Hee'll attend your honors presently.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Give him knowledge we expect him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sol.</i> I shall, my Lord. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> He is my creature, fear not,<br /> +And shall run any course that we propound.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> My Lord, I like the substance of your plot,<br /> +'Tis promising, but matters of this consequence<br /> +Are not so easily perfect, and it does<br /> +Concern our heads to build upon secure<br /> +Principles, though <i>Seleucus</i>, I confess,<br /> +Carry a high, and daring spirit in him,<br /> +'Tis hard to thrust upon the state new setled<br /> +Any impostor, and we know not yet<br /> +Whether hee'll undertake to play the Prince;<br /> +Or if he should accept it, with what cunning<br /> +He can behave himself.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> My Lord, affairs<br /> +Of such a glorious nature, are half finish'd,<br /> +When they begin with confidence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Admit<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span>He want no art, <a name="p276_37" id="p276_37" class="fc">[n]or</a> courage, it must rest<br /> +Upon the people to receive his title,<br /> +And with what danger their uncertain breath<br /> +May flatter ours, <i>Demetrius</i> scarcely warm<br /> +In the Kings seat, I may suspect.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> That reason<br /> +Makes for our part, for if it be so probable,<br /> +That young <i>Demetrius</i> should be living, Why<br /> +May not we work them to believe, <i>Leonatus</i>,<br /> +The eldest son was, by some trick, preserv'd,<br /> +And now would claim his own: there were two sons,<br /> +Who in their Fathers life we supposed dead,<br /> +May not we find a circumstance to make<br /> +This seem as clear as t'other, let the vulgar<br /> +Be once possest, wee'll carry <i>Epire</i> from<br /> +<i>Demetrius</i>, and the World.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> I could be pleas'd<br /> +To see my Son a King.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Poleanus.</p> + +<p> +The Captain's here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> I waite your Lordships pleasure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> We come to visit your late prisoner:<br /> +I will not doubt, but you intreat him fairly,<br /> +He will deserve it for himself, and you<br /> +Be fortunate in any occasion,<br /> +To have exprest your service.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Sir, the knowledge<br /> +Of my honorable Lord his Father, will<br /> +Instruct me to behave my self with all<br /> +Respects becoming me, to such a son.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> These things will least<br /> +Oblige you, but how bears he his restraint?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> As one whose soul's above it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Patiently?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> With contempt rather of the great command<br /> +Which made him prisoner, he will talke sometimes<br /> +So strangely to himself.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Hee's here.<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Seleucus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Sel.</i> Why was I born to be a subject? 'tis<br /> +Soon answer'd, sure my Father was no Prince,<br /> +That's all: the same ingredients use to make<br /> +A Man, as active, though not royal blood<br /> +Went to my composition, and I<br /> +Was gotten with as good a will perhaps,<br /> +And my birth cost my Mother as much sorrow,<br /> +As I had been born an Emperor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> While I look<br /> +Upon him, something in his face presents<br /> +A King indeed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> He does resemble much<br /> +<i>Theodosius</i> too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Whose son we would pretend him,<br /> +This will advance our plot.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> 'Tis but a name,<br /> +And mere opinion, that prefers one man<br /> +Above another, I'll imagine then<br /> +I am a Prince, or some brave thing on Earth,<br /> +And see what follows: but it must not be,<br /> +My single voice will carry it, the name<br /> +Of King must be attended with a troop<br /> +Of acclamations, on whose ayrie wings<br /> +He mounts, and once exalted, threatens Heaven,<br /> +And all the stars: how to acquire this noise,<br /> +And be the thing I talke of, men have <a name="p278_27" id="p278_27" class="fc">rise[n]</a><br /> +From a more cheap nobility to Empires,<br /> +From dark originals, and sordid blood,<br /> +Nay some that had no fathers, sons of the earth,<br /> +And flying people, have aspir'd to Kingdoms,<br /> +Made nations tremble, and have practis'd frowns<br /> +To awe the world, their memory is glorious,<br /> +And I would hug them in their shades, but what's<br /> +All this to me, that am I know not what,<br /> +And less in expectation?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Are you serious?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Will you assist, and run a fate with us.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</a></span> +<i>Pol.</i> Command my life, I owe it to your favor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> <i>Arcadius</i> was once as far from being<br /> +As I, and had we not so cunningly<br /> +Been reconcil'd, or one, or both had gone<br /> +To seek our fortunes in another world;<br /> +What's the device now? If my death be next,<br /> +The summons shall not make me once look pale.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Chide your too vain suspitions, we bring<br /> +A life, and liberty, with what else can make<br /> +Thy ambition happy, th'ast a glorious flame,<br /> +We come to advance it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> How?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Have but a will,<br /> +And be what thy own thoughts dare prompt thee to,<br /> +A King.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> You do not mock me Gentlemen?<br /> +You are my Father, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> This minute shall<br /> +Declare it, my <i>Seleucus</i>, our hearts swell'd<br /> +With joy, with duty rather, oh my boy!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> What's the mistery?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> You must be a King.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> <i>Seleucus</i>, stay, thou art too incredulous,<br /> +Let not our faith, and study to exalt thee,<br /> +Be so rewarded.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> I pronounce thee King,<br /> +Unless thy spirit be turn'd coward, and<br /> +Thou faint to accept it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> King of what?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Of <i>Epire</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Although the Queen, since she sent me hither,<br /> +Were gone to Heaven I know not how,<br /> +That title could devolve to me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> We have<br /> +No Queen, since he that should have married her,<br /> +Is prov'd her youngest brother, and now King<br /> +In his own title.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Thank you Gentlemen,<br /> +There's hope for me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Why, you dare fight with him<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</a></span>And need be, for the Kingdom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> With <i>Arcadius</i>?<br /> +If you'll make stakes, my life against his crown,<br /> +I'll fight with him, and you, and your fine Son,<br /> +And all the Courtiers one after another.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> 'Two'not come to that.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> I am of your Lordships mind, so fare you well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Yet stay and hear—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> What? that you have betray'd me:<br /> +Do, tell your King, my life is grown a burden,<br /> +And I'll confess, and make your souls look pale,<br /> +To see how nimble mine shall leap this battlement<br /> +Of flesh, and dying, laugh at your poor malice.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Omnes.</i> No more, long live <i>Leonatus</i> King of <i>Epire</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> <i>Leonatus</i>, Who's that?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Be bold, and be a King, our brains have been<br /> +Working to raise you to this height, here are<br /> +None but friends, dare you but call your self<br /> +<i>Leonatus</i>, and but justifie with confidence<br /> +What we'll proclaime you, if we do not bring<br /> +The Crown to your head, we <a name="p280_20" id="p280_20" class="fc">[w]ill</a> forfeit ours.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> The state is in distraction, <i>Arcadius</i><br /> +Is prov'd a King, there was an elder brother,<br /> +If you dare but pronounce, you are the same,<br /> +Forget you are my son.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> These are no trifles, Sir, all is plotted,<br /> +To assure your greatness; if you will be wise,<br /> +And take the faire occasion that's presented.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> <i>Arcadius</i>, you say, is lawful King,<br /> +And now to depose him, you would make me<br /> +An elder brother, is't not so?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Most right.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Nay, right or wrong, if this be your true meaning.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Omnes.</i> Upon our lives.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> I'll venture mine, but with your pardon,<br /> +Whose brain was this? from whom took this plot life?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> My Lord <i>Cassander</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> And you are of his mind? and you? and think<br /> +This may be done?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> The destinies shall not cross us, if you have<br /> +Spirit to undertake it.<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span><br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Undertake it?<br /> +I am not us'd to compliment, I'll owe<br /> +My life to you, my fortunes to your Lordship,<br /> +Compose me as you please, and when y'ave made<br /> +Me what you promise, you shall both divide<br /> +Me equally: one word, my Lord, I had rather<br /> +Live in the prison still, than be a propency<br /> +To advance his politick ends.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Have no suspition.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> So, so, I see <i>Demetrius</i> heels already<br /> +Trip'd up, and I'll dispatch him out oth' way,<br /> +Which gone, I can depose this at my leasure,<br /> +Being an Impostor, then my Son stands fair,<br /> +And may piece with the Princess, we lose time,<br /> +What think you, if we first surprize the Court?<br /> +While you command the Castle, we shall curbe<br /> +All opposition.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Let's proclaim him first,<br /> +I have some faction, the people love me,<br /> +They gain'd to us, wee'll fall upon the Court.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Unless <i>Demetrius</i> yield himself, he bleeds.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sel.</i> Who dares call treason sin, when it succeeds? <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt Omnes.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Sophia, <i>and</i> Charilla.</p> + +<p> +<i>Cha.</i> Madam, you are too passionate, and lose<br /> +The greatness of your soul, with the expence<br /> +Of too much grief, for that which providence<br /> +Hath eas'd you of, the burden of a state<br /> +Above your tender bearing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Thour't a fool,<br /> +And canst not reach the spirit of a Lady,<br /> +Born great as I was, and made onely less<br /> +By a too cruel destiny, above<br /> +Our tender bearing: What goes richer to<br /> +The composition of Man, than ours?<br /> +Our soul as free, and spatious; our heart's<br /> +As great, our will as large, each thought as active,<br /> +And in this onely Man more proud than we,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span>That would have us less capable of Empire,<br /> +But search the stories, and the name of Queen<br /> +Shines bright with glory, and some precedents<br /> +Above Mans imitation.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cha.</i> I grant it<br /> +For the honor of our sex, nor have you, Madam,<br /> +By any weakness, forfeited command,<br /> +He that succeeds, in justice, was before you,<br /> +And you have gain'd more, in a royal brother,<br /> +Than you could lose by your resign of <i>Epire</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> This I allow <i>Charilla,</i> I ha done;<br /> +'Tis not the thought I am depos'd afflicts me,<br /> +At the same time I feel a joy to know<br /> +My Brother living: no, there is another<br /> +Wound in me above cure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cha</i>. Virtue forbid.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop</i>. Canst find me out a Surgeon for that?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cha</i>. For what?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop</i>. My bleeding fame.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cha</i>. Oh do not injure<br /> +Your own clear innocence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop</i>. Do not flatter me,<br /> +I have been guilty of an act, will make<br /> +All love in women question'd, is not that<br /> +A blot upon a Virgins name? my birth<br /> +Cannot extenuate my shame, I am<br /> +Become the stain of <i>Epire</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cha.</i> 'Tis but<br /> +Your own opinion, Madam, which presents<br /> +Something to fright your self, which cannot<br /> +Be in the same shape so horrid to our sense.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop</i>. Thou wod'st, but canst not appear ignorant:<br /> +Did not the Court, nay, the whole Kingdom, take<br /> +Notice, I lov'd <i>Lisimachus?</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Cha.</i> True, Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> No, I was false,<br /> +Though counsel'd by my Father to affect him,<br /> +I had my politick ends upon <i>Cassander</i>,<br /> +To be absolute Queen, flattering his son with hopes<br /> +Of love and marriage, when that very day<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span>I blush to think I wrong'd <i>Lisimachus</i>,<br /> +That noble Gentleman, but heaven punish'd me;<br /> +For though to know <i>Demetrius</i> was a blessing,<br /> +Yet who will not impute it my dishonor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cha.</i> Madam, you yet may recompence <i>Lisimachus</i>,<br /> +If you affect him now, you were not false<br /> +To him, whom then you lov'd not, if you can<br /> +Find any gentle passion in your soul<br /> +To entertain his thought, no doubt his heart,<br /> +Though sad retains a noble will to meet it,<br /> +His love was firm to you, and cannot be<br /> +Unrooted with one storme.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> He will not sure<br /> +Trust any language from her tongue that mock'd him,<br /> +Although my soul doth weep for't, and is punish'd<br /> +To love him above the world.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Lisimachus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Cha.</i> Hee's here<br /> +As fate would have him reconcil'd, be free,<br /> +And speak your thoughts.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> If, Madam, I appear<br /> +Too bold, your charity will sign my pardon:<br /> +I heard you were not well, which made me haste<br /> +To pay the duty of an humble visit.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> You do not mock me, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> I am confident<br /> +You think me not so lost to manners, in<br /> +The knowledge of your person, to bring with me<br /> +Such rudeness, I have nothing to present,<br /> +But a heart full of wishes for your health,<br /> +And what else may be added to your happiness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> I thought you had been sensible.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> How Madam?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> A man of understanding, can you spend<br /> +One prayer for me, remembring the dishonor<br /> +I have done <i>Lisimachus</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> Nothing can deface that part of my<br /> +Religion in me, not to pray for you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> It is not then impossible you may<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span>Forgive me too, indeed I have a soul<br /> +Is full of penitence, and something else,<br /> +If blushing would allow to give't a name.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> What Madam?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Love, a love that should redeem<br /> +My past offence, and make me white again.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi</i>. I hope no sadness can possess your thoughts<br /> +For me, I am not worthy of this sorrow,<br /> +But if you mean it any satisfaction<br /> +For what your will hath made me suffer, 'tis<br /> +But a strange overflow of Charity,<br /> +To keep me still alive, be your self Madam,<br /> +And let no cause of mine, be guilty of<br /> +This rape upon your eyes, my name's not worth<br /> +The least of all your tears.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> You think 'em counterfeit.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> Although I may<br /> +Suspect a Womans smile hereafter, yet<br /> +I would believe their wet eyes, and if this<br /> +Be what you promise, for my sake, I have<br /> +But one reply.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> I waite it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> I have now<br /> +Another Mistress.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Stay.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisi.</i> To whom I have made<br /> +Since your revolt from me, a new chaste vow,<br /> +Which not the second malice of my fate<br /> +Shall violate, and she deserves it, Madam,<br /> +Even for that wherein you are excellent,<br /> +Beauty, in which she shines equal to you<br /> +Her vertue, if she but maintain what now<br /> +She is Mistress of, beyond all competition,<br /> +So rich it cannot know to be improv'd,<br /> +At least in my esteem, I may offend,<br /> +But truth shall justifie, I have not flatter'd her,<br /> +I beg your pardon, and to leave, my duty<br /> +Upon your hand, all that is good flow in you. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Did he not say, <i>Charilla</i>, that he had<br /> +Another Mistress?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span> +<i>Cha.</i> Such a sound, methought,<br /> +Came from him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Let's remove, here's too much ayre,<br /> +The sad note multiplies.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cha.</i> Take courage, Madam,<br /> +And my advice, he has another Mistress,<br /> +If he have twenty, be you wise, and cross him<br /> +With entertaining twice as many servants,<br /> +And when he sees your humor he'll return.<br /> +And sue for any Livery, grieve for this.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p285_10" id="p285_10" class="fc"><i>Sop.</i></a> It must be she, 'tis <i>Polidora</i> has<br /> +Taken his heart, she live my rival,<br /> +How does the thought inflame me!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cha. Polidora?</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> And yet she does but justly, and he too;<br /> +I would have rob'd her of <i>Arcadius</i> heart,<br /> +And they will both have this revenge on me,<br /> +But something will rebel. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Demetrius, Philocles, Lisander.</p> + +<p> +<i>De.</i> The house is desolate, none comes forth to meet us,<br /> +Shee's slow to entertain us: <i>Philocles,</i><br /> +I prethee tell me, did she weare no cloud<br /> +Upon her brow, was't freely that she said<br /> +We should be welcome.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> To my apprehension,<br /> +Yet 'tis my wonder she appears not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> She, nor any other,<br /> +Sure there's some conceit<br /> +To excuse it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Stay, Who's this? observe what follows?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Fortune? some maske to entertain you, Sir.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Fortune crown'd, attended with Youth, Health, +and Pleasure.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>For.</i> Not yet? What silence doth inhabit here?<br /> +No preparation to bid Fortune welcome!<br /> +Fortune, the genious of the World, have we<br /> +Descended from our pride, and state to come,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span>So far attended with our darlings, Youth,<br /> +Pleasure, and Health, to be neglected thus?<br /> +Sure this is not the place? call hither Fame.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Fame.</p> + +<p> +<i>Fa.</i> What would great Fortune?<br /> +<br /> +<i>For.</i> Know,<br /> +Who dwells here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Fa.</i> Once more I report great Queen,<br /> +This is the house of Love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>For.</i> It cannot be,<br /> +This place has too much shade, and looks as if<br /> +It had been quite forgotten of the Spring,<br /> +And Sun-beames Love, affect society,<br /> +And heat, here all is cold as the hairs of Winter,<br /> +No harmony, to catch the busie eare<br /> +Of passengers, no object of delight,<br /> +To take the wandring eyes, no song, no grone<br /> +Of Lovers, no complaint of <a name="p286_17" id="p286_17" class="fc">Wil[l]ow</a> garlands,<br /> +Love has a Beacon upon his palace top,<br /> +Of flaming hearts, to call the weary pilgrime<br /> +To rest, and dwell with him, I see no fire<br /> +To threaten, or to warme: Can Love dwell here?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Fa.</i> If there be noble love upon the World,<br /> +Trust Fame, and find it here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>For.</i> Make good your boast,<br /> +And bring him to us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>De.</i> What does mean all this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> I told you, Sir, we should have some device.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Love.</i></p> + +<p> +There's <i>Cupid</i> now, that little Gentleman,<br /> +Has troubled every Masque at Court this seven year.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> No more.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Love.</i> Welcome to Love, how much you honor me!<br /> +It had become me, that, upon your summons,<br /> +I should have waited upon mighty Fortune,<br /> +But since you have vouchsafed to visit me;<br /> +All the delights Love can invent, shall flow<br /> +To entertain you, Musick through the ayre<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span>Shoot your inticing harmony.<br /> +<br /> +<i>For.</i> We came to dance and revel with you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> I am poor<br /> +In my ambition, and want thought to reach<br /> +How much you honor Love. <span class="ralign">[<i>Dance.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Honor.</p> + +<p> +<i>Hon.</i> What intrusion's this?<br /> +Whom do you seek here.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> 'Tis honor.<br /> +<br /> +<i>For.</i> <a name="p287_9" id="p287_9" class="fc">He my</a> servant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> Fortune is come to visit us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Hon.</i> And has<br /> +Corrupted Love: Is this thy faith to her,<br /> +On whom we both waite, to betray her thus<br /> +To Fortunes triumph? take her giddy wheel,<br /> +And be no more companion to honor;<br /> +I blush to know thee, Who'll believe there can<br /> +Be truth in Love hereafter?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lov.</i> I have found<br /> +My eyes, and see my shame, and with it, this<br /> +Proud sorceress, from whom, and all her charmes,<br /> +I flye agen to Honor, be my guard,<br /> +Without thee I am lost, and cannot boast,<br /> +The merit of a name.<br /> +<br /> +<i>For.</i> Despis'd? I shall<br /> +Remember this affront.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> What Moral's this? <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Honor <i>with the Crown upon a mourning +Cushion</i>.</p> + +<p> +What melancholly object strikes a sudden<br /> +Chillness through all my veines; and turns me Ice?<br /> +It is the same I sent, the very same,<br /> +As the first pledge of her insuing greatness:<br /> +Why in this mourning livery, if she live<br /> +To whom I sent it? ha, What shape of sorrow?<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Polidora <i>in mourning</i>.</p> + +<p> +It is not <i>Polidora</i>, she was faire<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span>Enough, and wanted not the setting off<br /> +With such a black: if thou beest <i>Polidora</i>,<br /> +Why mournes my love? it neither does become<br /> +Thy fortune, nor my joyes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> But it becomes<br /> +My griefs, this habit fits a funeral,<br /> +And it were sin, my Lord, not to lament<br /> +A friend new dead.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> And I yet living? can<br /> +A sorrow enter but upon thy Garment,<br /> +Or discomplexion thy attire, whilst I<br /> +Enjoy a life for thee? Who can deserve,<br /> +Weigh'd with thy living comforts, but a piece<br /> +Of all this Ceremony? give him a name.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> He was <i>Arcadius</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> <i>Arcadius?</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> A Gentleman that lov'd me dearly once,<br /> +And does compel these poor, and fruitless drops,<br /> +Which willingly would fall upon his hearse,<br /> +To imbalme him twice.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> And are you sure hee's dead?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> As sure as you'r living, Sir, and yet<br /> +I did not close his eyes, but he is dead,<br /> +And I shall never see the same <i>Arcadius</i>:<br /> +He was a Man so rich in all that's good,<br /> +At least I thought him so, so perfect in<br /> +The rules of honor, whom alone to imitate<br /> +Were glory in a Prince, Nature her self,<br /> +Till his creation, wrought imperfectly,<br /> +As she had made but tryal of the rest,<br /> +To mould him excellent.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> And is he dead?<br /> +Come, shame him not with praises, recollect<br /> +Thy scatter'd hopes, and let me tell my best,<br /> +And dearest <i>Polidora</i>, that he lives,<br /> +Still lives to honor thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Lives, Where?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Look here.<br /> +Am not I worth your knowledge?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> And my duty,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</a></span>You are <i>Demetrius</i>, King of <i>Epire</i>, Sir.<br /> +I could not easily mistake him so,<br /> +To whom I gave my heart.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Mine is not chang'd,<br /> +But still hath fed upon thy memory,<br /> +These honors, and additions of state<br /> +Are lent me for thy sake, be not so strange,<br /> +Let me not lose my entertainment, now<br /> +I am improv'd, and rais'd unto the height,<br /> +Beneath which, I did blush to ask thy love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Give me your pardon, Sir, <i>Arcadius</i>,<br /> +At our last meeting, without argument,<br /> +To move him more than his affection to me,<br /> +Vow'd he did love me; love me <a name="p289_13" id="p289_13" class="fc">above all</a> Women,<br /> +And to confirm his heart, was truely mine,<br /> +He wish'd, I tremble to remember it,<br /> +When he forsook his <i>Polidora's</i> love,<br /> +That Heaven might kill his happiness on Earth:<br /> +Was not this nobly said? did not this promise<br /> +A truth to shame the Turtles?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> And his heart<br /> +Is still the same, and I thy constant Lover.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Give me your leave, I pray, I would not say,<br /> +<i>Arcadius</i> was perjur'd, but the same day<br /> +Forgetting all his promises, and oathes,<br /> +While yet they hung upon his lips, forsook me,<br /> +D'ee not remember this too, gave his faith<br /> +From me, transported with the noise of greatness,<br /> +And would be married to a Kingdom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> But Heaven permitted not I should dispose<br /> +What was ordain'd for thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> It was not virtue<br /> +In him, for sure he found no check, no sting<br /> +In his own bosome, but gave freely all<br /> +The reines to blind ambition.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> I am wounded,<br /> +The thought of thee ith' throng of all my joyes,<br /> +Like poyson powr'd in Nectar, turnes me frantick:<br /> +Dear, if <i>Arcadius</i> have made a fault,<br /> +Let not <i>Demetrius</i> be punish'd for't,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</a></span>He pleads that ever will be constant to thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Shall I believe Mans flatteries agen,<br /> +Lose my sweet rest, and peace of thought agen,<br /> +Be drawn by you, from the streight paths of virtue,<br /> +Into the maze of Love.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> I see compassion in thy eye, that chides me,<br /> +If I have either soul, but what's contain'd<br /> +Within these words, or if one syllable<br /> +Of their full force, be not made good by me,<br /> +May all relenting thoughts in you take end,<br /> +And thy disdain be doubled, from thy pardon,<br /> +I'll count my Coronation; and that hour<br /> +Fix with a rubrick in my Calendar,<br /> +As an auspicious time, to entertain<br /> +Affairs of weight with Princes; think who now<br /> +Intreats thy mercy, come, thou sha't be kind,<br /> +And divide Titles with me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Hear me, Sir,<br /> +I lov'd you once for virtue, and have not<br /> +A thought so much unguarded, as to be won<br /> +From my truth, and innocence with any<br /> +Motives of state to affect you,<br /> +Your bright temptation mourns while it stayes here;<br /> +Nor can the triumph of glory, which made you<br /> +Forget me, so court my opinion back,<br /> +Were you no King, I should be sooner drawn<br /> +Again to love you, but 'tis now too late,<br /> +A low obedience shall become me best:<br /> +May all the joyes I want<br /> +Still wait on you, if time hereafter tell you,<br /> +That sorrow for your fault hath struck me dead,<br /> +May one soft tear drop from your eye, in pitty<br /> +Bedew my hearse, and I shall sleep securely:<br /> +I have but one word more for goodness sake,<br /> +For your own honor, Sir, correct your passion,<br /> +To her you shall love next, and I forgive you. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Her heart is frozen up, nor can warm prayers<br /> +Thaw it to any softness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> I'll fetch her, Sir, again.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Perswade her not.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</a></span> +<i>Phi.</i> You give your passion too much leave to triumph.<br /> +Seek in another what she denies.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Macarius.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mac.</i> Where's the King? oh, Sir, you are undone,<br /> +A dangerous treason is a foot.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> What Treason?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> <i>Cassander</i>, and <i>Eubulus</i> have proclaim'd<br /> +Another King, whom they pretend to be<br /> +<i>Leonatus</i> your elder Brother, he that was,<br /> +But this morning prisoner in the Castle.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Ha?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> The easie <i>Epirotes</i><br /> +Gather in multitudes to advance his Title,<br /> +They have seised upon the Court, secure your person,<br /> +Whilst we raise power to curbe this Insurrection.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Lose no time then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> We will not Arme one Man,<br /> +Speak it agen, have I a brother living?<br /> +And must be no King.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> What means your Grace?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> This newes doth speak me happy, it exalts<br /> +My heart, and makes me capable of more<br /> +Than twenty Kingdoms.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Will you not, Sir, stand<br /> +Upon your guard?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> I'll stand upon my honor,<br /> +Mercy relieves me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> Will you lose the Kingdom?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> The World's too poor to bribe me: leave<br /> +Me all, lest you extenuate my fame, and I<br /> +Be thought to have redeem'd it by your counsel,<br /> +You shall not share one scruple in the honor;<br /> +Titles may set a gloss upon our Name,<br /> +But Virtue onely is the soul of Fame.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> He's strangely possest Gentlemen. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt Omnes.</i></span><br /> +</p> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</a></span></p> + + + +<h3><i>Actus Quintus. <a name="p292_1" id="p292_1" class="fc">Scæna Prima.</a></i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Philocles, <i>and</i> Lisander.</p> + +<p> +<i>Phi.</i> Heres a strange turne, <i>Lisander</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> 'Tis a Kingdom<br /> +Easily purchas'd, who will trust the faith<br /> +Of multitudes?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> It was his fault, that would<br /> +So tamely give his Title to their Mercy,<br /> +The new King has possession.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> And is like<br /> +To keep't, we are alone, what dost think of<br /> +This innovation? Is't not a fine Jigge?<br /> +A precious cunning in the late Protector<br /> +To shuffle a new Prince into the state.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> I know not how they have shuffled, but my head on't,<br /> +A false card is turn'd up trump, but fates look to't.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Cassander <i>and</i> Eubulus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Eub.</i> Does he not carry it bravely?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cos.</i> Excellently.<br /> +<i>Philocles</i>, <i>Lisander</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi. Lis.</i> Your Lordships servants,<br /> +Are we not bound to heaven, for multiplying<br /> +These blessings on the Kingdom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Heaven alone<br /> +Works miracles, my Lord.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lisa.</i> I think your Lordship<br /> +Had as little hope once to see these Princes<br /> +Revive.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Here we must place our thanks,<br /> +Next providence, for preserving<br /> +So dear a pledge.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Leonatus <i>attended</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Eub.</i> The King.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> It is our pleasure<br /> +The number of our guard be doubled, give<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</a></span>A Largess to the Soldiers; but dismiss not<br /> +The Troops till we command.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> May it please.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> It will not please us otherwise, my Lord,<br /> +We have try'd your faith.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Does he not speak with confidence?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> My Lords and Gentlemen, to whose faith we must<br /> +Owe next to Heaven our fortune, and our safety,<br /> +After a tedious eclipse, the day<br /> +Is bright, and we invested in those honors,<br /> +Our bloud, and birth did challenge.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> May no time<br /> +Be registred in our annals, that shall mention<br /> +One that had life to oppose your sacred person.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> Let them, whose Titles forg'd and flaw'd, suspect<br /> +Their states security, our right to <i>Epire</i>,<br /> +Heaven is oblig'd to prosper, treason has<br /> +No face so black to fright it, all my cares<br /> +Level to this, that I may worthily<br /> +Manage the province, and advance the honor<br /> +Of our dear Countrey, and be confident,<br /> +If an expence of bloud, may give addition<br /> +Of any happiness to you, I shall<br /> +Offer my heart the sacrifice, and rejoyce<br /> +To make my self a ghost, to have inscrib'd<br /> +Upon my marble, but whose cause I died for.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> May Heaven avert such danger.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Excellent Prince,<br /> +In whom we see the Copy of his Father,<br /> +None but the Son of <i>Theodosius</i>,<br /> +Could have spoke thus.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> <a name="p293_31" id="p293_31" class="fc">[You]</a> are pleas'd to interpret well,<br /> +Yet give me leave to say in my own justice,<br /> +I have but exprest the promptness of my soul<br /> +To serve you all, but 'tis not empty wishes<br /> +Can satisfie our mighty charge, a weight<br /> +Would make an <i>Atlas</i> double, a Kings name<br /> +Doth sound harmoniously to men at distance;<br /> +And those who cannot penetrate beyond<br /> +The bark, and out-skin of a Common-wealth,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</a></span>Or state, have eyes, but ravish'd with the Ceremony<br /> +That must attend a Prince, and understand not<br /> +What cares allay the glories of a Crown,<br /> +But good Kings find and feel the contrary,<br /> +You have try'd, my Lord, the burden, and can tell<br /> +It would require a Pilot of more years<br /> +To steer this Kingdom, now impos'd on me,<br /> +By justice of my birth.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> I wish not life,<br /> +But to partake those happy days, which must<br /> +Succeed these fair proceedings, we are blest,<br /> +But Sir, be sparing to your self, we shall<br /> +Hazard our joyes in you too soon, the burden<br /> +Of state affairs, impose upon your counsel.<br /> +'Tis fitter that we waste our lives than you,<br /> +Call age too soon upon you with the trouble,<br /> +And cares that threaten such an undertaking,<br /> +Preserve your youth.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> And choose you our <a name="p294_18" id="p294_18" class="fc">Prote[c]tor</a>,<br /> +Is't that you would conclude my Lord? We will<br /> +Deserve our subjects faith for our own sake,<br /> +Not sit an idle gazer at the helm.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Messenger.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Phi.</i> How observ'd you that,<br /> +Mark how <i>Cassander's</i> Planet struck.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eu.</i> He might have look'd more calmly for all that,<br /> +I begin to fear; but do not yet seem troubled.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> With what news travels his haste? I must secure<br /> +My self betimes, not be a King in jest,<br /> +And wear my Crown a Tenant to their breath.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas. Demetrius,</i> Sir, your brother,<br /> +With other Traitors that oppose your claims,<br /> +Are fled to the Castle of <i>Nestorius</i>,<br /> +And fortifie.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mes.</i> I said not so my Lord.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> I'll have it thought so, hence. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Messen.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> Plant forces to batter<br /> +The walls, and in their ruin bring us <a name="p294_37" id="p294_37" class="fc">wor[d]</a><br /> +They live not.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</a></span> +<i>Eub.</i> Good Sir hear me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Let it work,<br /> +Were <i>Demetrius</i> dead, we easily might uncrown<br /> +This swoln Impostor, and my Son be fair<br /> +To piece with young <i>Sophia</i>, who I hear<br /> +Repents her late affront.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Their lives may do<br /> +You service, let not blood stain your beginnings<br /> +The people not yet warm in their allegeance,<br /> +May think it worth their tumult to revenge it<br /> +With hazard of your self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> Who dares but think it?<br /> +Yet offer first our mercy, if they yield,<br /> +<i>Demetrius</i> must not live, my Lord your counsel,<br /> +What if he were in heaven?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> You have my consent,<br /> +You sha'not stay long after him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> <i>Sophia</i> is<br /> +Not my Sister,<br /> +To prevent all that may indanger us, we'll marry her;<br /> +That done, no matter though we stand discover'd,<br /> +For in her Title then we are King of <i>Epire,</i><br /> +Without dispute.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Hum; in my judgement, Sir,<br /> +That wonot do so well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> What's your opinion?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> He countermines my plot: are you so cunning.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> What's that you mutter; Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> I mutter, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> Best say I am no King, but some impostor<br /> +Rais'd up to gull the state.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Very fine to have said within<br /> +Few hours you'd been no King, nor like to be,<br /> +Was not in the compass of High Treason<br /> +I take it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Restrein your anger, the Kings mov'd, speak not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> I will speak louder, do I not know him?<br /> +That self-same hand that rais'd him to the throne<br /> +Shall pluck him from it, is this my reward?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> Our guard, to prison with him.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</a></span> +<i>Cas.</i> Me to prison?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> Off with his head.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> My head?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Vouchsafe to hear me, great Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> How dares he be so insolent?<br /> +I ha' wrought my self into a fine condition,<br /> +Do'e know me Gentlemen?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Phi.</i> Very well my Lord;<br /> +How are we bound to heaven for multiplying<br /> +These blessings on the Kingdom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> We allow it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> Counsel did never blast a Princes ear.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> Convey him to the sanctuary of Rebels,<br /> +<i>Nestorius</i> house, where our proud brother has<br /> +Enscons'd himself, they'll entertain him lovingly,<br /> +He will be a good addition to the Traitors,<br /> +Obey me, or you dye for't, what are Kings<br /> +When subjects dare affront 'em?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> I shall vex<br /> +Thy soul for this.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> Away with him: when Kings<br /> +Frown, let offenders tremble, this flows not<br /> +From any cruelty in my nature, but<br /> +The fate of an Usurper: he that will<br /> +Be confirm'd great without just title <a name="p296_24" id="p296_24" class="fc">to't</a>,<br /> +Must lose compassion, know what's good, not <a name="p296_25" id="p296_25" class="fc">do't</a>. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Polidora <i>and her servant</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Serv.</i> Madam, the Princess <i>Sophia</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> I attend her Highness.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Sophia.</p> + +<p> +How much your grace honors your humble servant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> I hope my brother's well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> I hope so too, Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Do you but hope? he came to be your guest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> We are all his, whilst he is pleas'd to honor<br /> +This poor roof with his royal presence, Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> I came to ask your pardon <i>Polidora</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> You never, Madam, trespass'd upon me,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</a></span>Wrong not your goodness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> I can be but penitent,<br /> +Unless you point me out some other way<br /> +To satisfie.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Dear Madam, do not mock me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> <a name="p297_5" id="p297_5" class="fc">There [is]</a> no injury like that to love,<br /> +I find it now in my own sufferings:<br /> +But though I would have rob'd thee of <i>Arcadius</i><br /> +Heaven knew a way to reconcile your hearts,<br /> +And <a name="p297_9" id="p297_9" class="fc">punish[d]</a> me in those joys you have found:<br /> +I read the story of my loss of honor,<br /> +Yet can rejoyce, and heartily, that you<br /> +Have met your own agen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Whom do you mean?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> My brother.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> He is found to himself and honor,<br /> +He is my King, and though I must acknowledge<br /> +He was the glory of my thoughts, and I<br /> +Lov'd him, as you did, Madam, with desire<br /> +To be made his, reason, and duty since,<br /> +Form'd me to other knowledge, and I now<br /> +Look on him without any wish of more<br /> +Than to be call'd his subject.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Has he made<br /> +Himself less capable by being King?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Of what?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Of your affection.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> With your pardon, Madam.<br /> +Love in that sense you mean, left <i>Polidora</i><br /> +When he forsook <i>Arcadius</i>, I disclaim<br /> +All ties between us, more than what a name<br /> +Of King must challenge from my obedience.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> This does confirm my jealousie, my heart,<br /> +For my sake, Madam, has he lost his value?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Let me beseech your grace, I may have leave<br /> +To answer in some other cause, or person:<br /> +This argument but opens a sad wound<br /> +To make it bleed afresh; we may change this<br /> +Discourse: I would elect some subject, whose<br /> +Praises may more delight your ear than this<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</a></span>Can mine; let's talk of young <i>Lisimachus</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Ha? my presaging fears.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> How does your grace?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Well, you were talking of <i>Lisimachus</i>,<br /> +Pray give me your opinion of him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Mine?<br /> +It will be much short of his worth: I think him<br /> +A gentleman so perfect in all goodness,<br /> +That if there be one in the world deserves<br /> +The best of women, heaven created him,<br /> +To make her happy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> You have, in a little, Madam,<br /> +Exprest a volume of mankind, a miracle;<br /> +But all have not the same degree of faith,<br /> +He is but young.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> What Mistriss would desire<br /> +Her servant old? he has both Spring to please<br /> +Her eye and Summer to return a harvest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> He is black.<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p298_19" id="p298_19" class="fc"><i>P</i>[<i>o</i>]<i>l.</i></a> He sets a beauty off more rich,<br /> +And she that's fair will love him; faint complexions<br /> +Betray effeminate minds, and love of change:<br /> +Two beauties in a bed, compound few men;<br /> +He's not so fair to counterfeit a woman,<br /> +Nor yet so black, but blushes may betray<br /> +His modesty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> His proportion exceeds not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> That praises him, and a well compacted frame<br /> +Speaks temper, and sweet flow of elements:<br /> +Vast buildings are more oft for shew than use:<br /> +I would not have my eyes put to the travel<br /> +Of many acres, e'r I could examine<br /> +A man from head to foot; he has no great,<br /> +But he may boast, an elegant composition.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> I'll hear no more, you have so far out-done<br /> +My injuries to you, that I call back<br /> +My penitence, and must tell <i>Polidora</i>,<br /> +This revenge ill becomes her. Am I thought<br /> +So lost in soul to hear, and forgive this?<br /> +In what shade do I live? or shall I think<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</a></span>I have not, at the lowest, enough merit,<br /> +Setting aside my birth, to poize with yours:<br /> +Forgive my modest thoughts, if I rise up<br /> +<a name="p299_3" id="p299_3" class="fc">In</a> my own defence, and tell this unjust Lady<br /> +So great a winter hath not frozen yet<br /> +My cheek, but <a name="p299_5" id="p299_5" class="fc">there [is]</a> something nature planted,<br /> +That carries as much bloom, and spring upon't,<br /> +As yours. What flame is in your eye, but may<br /> +Find competition here? (forgive agen<br /> +My Virgin <a name="p299_9" id="p299_9" class="fc">honor,) what</a> is in your lip<br /> +To tice the enamour'd soul, to dwell with more<br /> +Ambition, than the yet unwither'd blush<br /> +That speaks the innocence of mine?<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Demetrius.</p> + +<p> +Oh brother?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> I'll talk with you anon, my <i>Polidora</i>,<br /> +Allow thy patience till my breath recover,<br /> +Which now comes laden with the richest news<br /> +Thy ear was ever blest with.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Both your looks,<br /> +And voice express some welcome accident.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Guess what in wish could make me fortunate<br /> +And heaven hath dropt that on <i>Demetrius</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> What means this extasie?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> 'Twere sin to busie<br /> +Thy thoughts upon't, I'll tell thee that I could<br /> +Retein some part; 'tis too wide a joy<br /> +To be exprest so soon, and yet it falls<br /> +In a few syllables, thou wot scarce believe me,<br /> +I am no King.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> How's that!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Good Heaven forbid.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Forbid? Heaven has reliev'd me with a mercy<br /> +I knew not how to ask, I have, they say,<br /> +An elder brother living, crown'd already,<br /> +I only keep my name <i>Demetrius</i>,<br /> +Without desire of more addition,<br /> +Than to return thy servant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> You amaze me,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</a></span>Can you rejoyce to be deposed:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> It but<br /> +Translates me to a fairer and better Kingdom<br /> +In <i>Polidora</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Did you not say,<br /> +Were I no King, you could be drawn to love<br /> +Me agen, that was consented to in Heaven:<br /> +A Kingdom first betraid my ambitious soul<br /> +To forget thee, that, and the flattering glories,<br /> +How willingly <i>Demetrius</i> <a name="p300_10" id="p300_10" class="fc">does</a> resign,<br /> +The Angels know: thus naked without Titles<br /> +I throw me on thy charity, and shall<br /> +Boast greater Empire to be thine agen, than<br /> +To wear the triumphs of the world upon me.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Macarius.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mac.</i> Be not so careless of your self, the people<br /> +Gather in multitudes to your protection<br /> +Offering their lives and fortunes, if they may<br /> +But see you Sir, and hear you speak to 'em,<br /> +Accept their duties, and in time prevent<br /> +Your ruin.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Be not desperate, 'tis counsel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> You trouble me with noise, speak <i>Polidora</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> For your own sake preserve your self,<br /> +My fears distract my reason.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Antigonus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ant.</i> Lord <i>Lisimachus</i>,<br /> +With something that concerns your safety, is<br /> +Fled hither, and desires a present hearing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> His soul is honest, be not, Sir, a mad man,<br /> +And for a Lady, give up all our freedoms. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> I'll say any thing here, <i>Lisimachus</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Dear brother hear him.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Lisimachus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Lis.</i> Sir, I come to yield<br /> +My self your prisoner, if my father have<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</a></span>Rais'd an Impostor to supplant your Title<br /> +Which I suspect, and inwardly do bleed for,<br /> +I shall not only, by the tender of<br /> +My self, declare my innocence, but either,<br /> +By my unworthy life, secure your person,<br /> +Or by what death you shall impose, reward<br /> +The unexpected Treason.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Brave young man,<br /> +Did you not hear him Brother?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> I am not minded.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> Be witness Madam, I resign my heart<br /> +It never was anothers, you declare<br /> +Too great a satisfaction, I hope<br /> +This will destroy your jealousie,<br /> +Remember now your danger.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> I despise it,<br /> +What fate dares injure me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Yet hear me Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Forgive me <i>Polidora</i>, you are happy,<br /> +My hopes are remov'd farther, I had thought<br /> +<i>Lisimachus</i> had meant you for his Mistriss,<br /> +'Tis misery to feed, and not know where<br /> +To place my jealousie.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Macarius.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mac.</i> Now 'tis too late,<br /> +You may be deafe, until the Cannon make,<br /> +You find your sense, we are shut up now by<br /> +A troop of Horse, thank your self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> They will<br /> +Admit conditions.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> And allow us quarter. <span class="ralign">[<i>A shout within.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> We are all lost.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Be comforted.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Antigonus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ant.</i> News my Lord <i>Cassander</i> sent by the new King.<br /> +To bear us company.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Not as prisoner?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> It does appear no otherwise, the soldiers<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</a></span>Declare how much they love him, by their noise<br /> +Of scorn, and joy to see him so rewarded.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> It cannot be.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> You'll find it presently,<br /> +He curses the new King, talks treason 'gainst him<br /> +As nimble as he were in's shirt, he's here.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Cassander.</p> + +<p> +<i>Cas.</i> Oh let me beg untill my knees take root<br /> +I' th' earth, Sir, can you pardon me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> For what?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> For Treason, desperate, most malicious Treason:<br /> +I have undone you Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> It does appear<br /> +You had a Will.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> I'll make you all the recompence I can,<br /> +But e'r you kill me, hear me, know the man,<br /> +Whom I to serve my unjust ends, advanc'd<br /> +To your throne, is an impostor, a mere counterfeit,<br /> +<a name="p302_18a" id="p302_18a" class="fc"><i>Eubulus'</i></a> Son. <span class="ralign">[<a name="p302_18b" id="p302_18b" class="fc"><i>E</i>[<i>xit</i>]</a> Anti.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> It is not then our brother?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> An insolent usurper, proud, and bloudy<a name="p302_20" id="p302_20" class="fc">;</a><br /> +<i>Seleucus</i>, is no leprosie upon me?<br /> +There is not punishment enough in nature<br /> +To quit my horrid act, I have not in<br /> +My stock of blood, to satisfie with weeping,<br /> +Nor could my soul, though melted to a flood<br /> +Within me, gush out tears to wash my stain off.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> How? an Impostor, what will become on's now?<br /> +We are at his mercy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Sir, the peoples hearts<br /> +Will come to their own dwelling, when they see<br /> +I dare accuse my self, and suffer for it,<br /> +Have courage then young King, thy fate cannot<br /> +Be long compell'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Rise, our misfortune<br /> +Carries this good, although it lose our hopes,<br /> +It makes you friend with virtue, we'll expect<br /> +What providence will do.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> You are too merciful.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Our duties shall beg heaven still to preserve you.<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Antigonus.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ant.</i> Our enemy desires some parley, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> 'Tis not amiss to hear their proposition.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> I'll wait upon you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> Thou art my Angel, and canst best instruct me,<br /> +Boldly present our selves, you'll with <i>Cassander.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> And in death be blest<br /> +To find our charity. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> <i>Lisimachus.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Madam.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> They will not miss your presence, the small time<br /> +Is spent in asking of a question.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> I wait your pleasure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Sir, I have a suit to you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> To me? it must be granted.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> If you have<br /> +Cancell'd your kind opinion of me,<br /> +Deny me not to know, who hath succeeded<br /> +<i>Sophia</i> in your heart, I beg the name<br /> +Of your new Mistriss.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> You shall know her, Madam,<br /> +If but these tumults cease, and fate allow us<br /> +To see the Court agen, I hope you'll bring<br /> +No mutiny against her, but this is<br /> +No time to talk of Love, let me attend you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> I must expect, till you are pleas'd to satisfie<br /> +My poor request, conduct me at your pleasure. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Leonatus, Eubulus, Bishop, Lisander, +<a name="p303_29" id="p303_29" class="fc"><i>and</i></a> Philocles.</p> + +<p> +<i>Leo.</i> They are too slow, dispatch new messengers,<br /> +To intreat 'em fairly hither, I am extasi'd,<br /> +Were you witness for me too? is it possible<br /> +I am what this affirms, true <i>Leonatus</i>,<br /> +And were you not my Father, was I given<br /> +In trust to you an Infant?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> 'Tis a truth,<br /> +Our soul's bound to acknowledge, you supply'd<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</a></span>The absence and opinion of my Son.<br /> +Who died, but to make you my greater care<br /> +I know not of <i>Demetrius</i>, but suppos'd<br /> +Him dead indeed, as <i>Epire</i> thought you were,<br /> +Your Fathers character doth want no testimony,<br /> +Which but compar'd with what concerns <i>Demetrius</i><br /> +Will prove it self King <i>Theodosius</i> act,<br /> +Your Royal Father.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Bish.</i> I am subscrib'd to both his Legacies<br /> +By oath oblig'd to secresie, until<br /> +Thus fairly summon'd to reveal the trust.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Eub.</i> <i>Cassander</i> had no thought you would prove thus,<br /> +To whose policie I gave this aim, although<br /> +He wrought you up to serve but as his Engine<br /> +To batter young <i>Demetrius</i>, for it was<br /> +Your Fathers prudent jealousie, that made him<br /> +Give out your early deaths, as if his soul<br /> +Prophecy'd his own first, and fear'd to leave<br /> +Either of you, to the unsafe protection,<br /> +Of one, whose study would be to supplant<br /> +Your right, and make himself the King of <i>Epire.</i><br /> +<br /> +<i>Bish.</i> Your Sister, fair <i>Sophia</i>, in your Fathers<br /> +Life, was design'd to marry with <i>Lisimachus</i><br /> +That guarded her; although she us'd some Art<br /> +To quit her pupillage, and being absolute,<br /> +Declar'd love to <i>Demetrius</i>, which enforc'd<br /> +<i>Macarius</i> to discover first your brother.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> No more, lest you destroy agen <i>Leonatus</i><br /> +With wonder of his fate, are they not come yet?<br /> +Something it was, I felt within my envy<br /> +Of young <a name="p304_30" id="p304_30" class="fc"><i>Demetrius's</i></a> fortune, there were seeds<br /> +Scattered upon my heart, that made it swell<br /> +With thought of Empire, Princes I see cannot<br /> +Be totally eclips'd, but wherefore stays<br /> +<i>Demetrius</i> and <i>Sophia</i>, at whose names<br /> +A gentle spirit walk'd upon my blood.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Demetrius, Polidora, Sophia, Macarius, +<i>Cassander</i>, <i>Lisima</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Eub.</i> They are here.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</a></span> +<i>Leo.</i> Then thus I flie into their bosoms,<br /> +Nature has rectifi'd in me, <i>Demetrius</i>,<br /> +The wandrings of ambition, our dear Sister<br /> +You are amaz'd, I did expect it, read<br /> +Assurance there, the day is big with wonder.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> What means all this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> <i>Lisimachus</i>, be dear to us,<br /> +<i>Cassander</i>, you are welcome too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> Not I,<br /> +I do not look for't, all this sha'not bribe<br /> +My conscience to your faction, and make<br /> +Me false agen, <i>Seleucus</i> is no son<br /> +Of <i>Theodosius</i>, my dear Countrey-men<br /> +Correct your erring duties, and to that,<br /> +Your lawful King, prostrate your selves, <i>Demetrius</i><br /> +Doth challenge all your knees.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> All Love and Duty,<br /> +Flow from me to my Royal King, and Brother<br /> +I am confirm'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> You are <a name="p305_19" id="p305_19" class="fc">t[o]o</a> credulous,<br /> +What can betray your faith so much?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> <i>Sophia</i>, you appear sad, as if your Will<br /> +Gave no consent to this days happiness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> No joy exceeds <i>Sophia's</i> for your self.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> With your pardon, Sir, I apprehend<br /> +A cause that makes her troubled, she desires<br /> +To know, what other Mistriss, since her late<br /> +Unkindness I have chosen to direct<br /> +My faith and service.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> Another Mistriss?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Yes, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> And does our Sister love <i>Lisimachus</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> Here's something would confess.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> He must not dare<br /> +To affront <i>Sophia</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Cas.</i> How my shame confounds me,<br /> +I beg your justice, without pity on<br /> +My age.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> Your pennance shall be, to be faithful<br /> +To our state hereafter,<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</a></span> +<i>Omnes.</i> May you live long and happy,<br /> +<i>Leonatus</i>, King of <i>Epire</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> But where's your other Mistriss?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Lis.</i> Even here, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> Our Sister? is this another Mistriss, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p306_5" id="p306_5" class="fc">[<i>L</i>]<i>is.</i></a> It holds<br /> +To prove my thoughts were so when she began<br /> +Her sorrow for neglecting me, that sweetness<br /> +Deserv'd, I should esteem her another Mistriss,<br /> +Then when she cruelly forsook <i>Lisimachus</i>,<br /> +Your pardon Madam, and receive a heart<br /> +Proud with my first devotions to serve you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sop.</i> In this I am crown'd agen, now mine for ever.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> You have deceiv'd her happily,<br /> +Joy to you both.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dem.</i> We are ripe for the same wishes,<br /> +<i>Polidora's</i> part of me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pol.</i> He all my blessing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> Heaven pour full joys upon you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mac.</i> We are all blest,<br /> +There wants but one to fill your arms.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Leo.</i> My Mistriss,<br /> +And Wife shall be my Countrey, to which I<br /> +Was in my birth contracted, your love since<br /> +Hath plaid the Priest to perfect what was ceremony<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Though Kingdoms by just Titles prove our own,</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">The subjects hearts do best secure a Crown. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt Omnes.</i></span></span><br /> +</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<h3><a name="p306_28" id="p306_28" class="fc">EPILOGUE</a>.</h3> + + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0"><i>There is no Coronation to day,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Unless your gentle votes do crown our Play,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>If smiles appear within each Ladies eye,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Which are the leading Stars in this fair skie,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Our solemn day sets glorious, for then</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>We hope by their</i> <a name="p306_34" id="p306_34" class="fc"><i>s</i>[<i>oft</i>]</a> <i>influence, the men</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</a></span><i>Will grace what they first shin'd on, make't appear,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>(Both) how we please, and bless our covetous ear</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>With your applause, more welcome than the Bells</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Upon a triumph, Bonfires, or what else</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Can speak a Coronation. And though I</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Were late depos'd, and spoil'd of Majesty,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>By the kind aid of your hands, Gentlemen,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>I quickly may be Crown'd a Queen agen.</i><br /></span> +</div></div> + + + +<hr style="width: 100%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</a></span></p> +<h2><small>THE</small><br /> +<big>COXCOMB.</big><br /> +<a name="p308_3" id="p308_3" class="fc"></a>A Comedy.</h2> + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> + +<div class="blockquot"> +<h3>The Persons represented in the Play.</h3> + +<p> +Ricardo, <i>a young Gentleman, in love with</i> Viola.<br /> +Antonio, <i>the Coxcomb Gentleman</i>.<br /> +Mercurie, <i>fellow-traveller with</i> Antonio.<br /> +Uberto, <span class="rbrace"><span class="ft30">}</span> <i>three merry Gentlemen, friends to</i> Ricardo.</span><br /> +Pedro,<br /> +Silvio,<br /> +Valerio, <i>a Countrey Gentleman</i>.<br /> +Curio, <i>Kinsman to</i> Antonio.<br /> +Justice, <i>a shallow one</i>.<br /> +Andrugio, <i>Father to</i> Viola.<br /> +Alexander, <i>servant to</i> Mercurie's <i>Mother</i>.<br /> +Marke, <i>the Justice's Clerk</i>.<br /> +Rowland, <i>servant to</i> Andrugio.<br /> +Tinker.<br /> +Constable.<br /> +Watch.<br /> +Drawer.<br /> +Musicians.</p> + +<h4>WOMEN.</h4> + +<p>Viola, <i>Daughter to</i> Andrugio.<br /> +Maria, <i>Wife to</i> Antonio.<br /> +A Countrey-woman, <i>Mother to</i> Mercurie.<br /> +Nan <i>and</i> <span class="rbrace"><span class="ft20">}</span> <i>Milk-maids.</i></span><br /> +Madge.<br /> +Dorothie, <i>the Tinkers Trull</i>.<br /> +</p> + + +<div class="bbt"> +<h3>The Scene England, France.</h3> +</div> + +<h3>The Principal Actors were</h3> + +<p><i>Nathan Field</i>,<br /> +<i>Giles Gary</i>,<br /> +<i>Rich. Allen</i>,<br /> +<i>Robert Benfeild.</i><br /> +<i>Joseph Taylor</i>,<br /> +<i>Emanuel Read</i>,<br /> +<i>Hugh Atawell</i>,<br /> +<i>Will. Barcksted.</i></p> +</div> +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> + + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</a></span></p> +<h3><a name="p309_1" id="p309_1" class="fc">PROLOGUE</a>.</h3> + + +<p><i>This Comedy long forgot, by some thought dead,<br /> +By us preserv'd, once more doth raise her head.<br /> +And to your noble censures does present,<br /> +Her outward form, and inward ornament.<br /> +Nor let this smell of arrogance, since 'tis known,<br /> +The makers that confest it for their own<br /> +Were this way skilful, and without the crime<br /> +Of flatteries I may say did please the time;<br /> +The work it self too, when it first came forth,<br /> +In the opinion of men of worth,<br /> +Was well receiv'd and favour'd, though some rude<br /> +And harsh among <a name="p309_13" id="p309_13" class="fc">th'</a> ignorant multitude,<br /> +(That relish gross food, better than a dish,<br /> +That's cook'd with care, and serv'd into the wish,<br /> +Of curious pallats) wanting wit and strength,<br /> +Truly to judge, condemn'd it for the length,<br /> +That fault's reform'd, and now 'tis to be try'd<br /> +Before such Judges 'twill not be deny'd<br /> +A free and noble hearing: nor fear I,<br /> +But 'twill deserve to have free liberty,<br /> +And give you cause (and with content) to say,<br /> +Their care was good, that did revive this Play.</i></p> + + +<hr style="width: 40%;" /> +<h3><i>Actus Primus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Richardo <i>and</i> Viola.</p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> Let us make use of this stolen privacy,<br /> +And not loose time in protestation, Mistriss,<br /> +For 'twere in me a kind of breach of faith,<br /> +To say again I love you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> Sweet, speak softly<br /> +For though the venture of your love to me,<br /> +Meets with a willing, and a full return:<br /> +Should it arrive unto my Fathers knowledge;<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[Pg 310]</a></span>This were our last discourse.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> How shall he know it?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> His watching cares are such, for my advancement,<br /> +That every where his eye is fix'd upon me:<br /> +This night that does afford us some small freedom,<br /> +At the request and much intreaty of<br /> +The Mistriss of the House, was hardly given me:<br /> +For I am never suffer'd to stir out,<br /> +But he hath spies upon me: yet I know not<br /> +You have so won upon me, that could I think<br /> +You would love faithfully (though to entertain<br /> +Another thought of you, would be my death)<br /> +I should adventure on his utmost anger.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Why do you think I can be false?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> No faith,<br /> +<a name="p310_15" id="p310_15" class="fc">You [h]ave</a> an honest face, but if you should—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Let all the stor'd vengeance of heaven's justice—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> No more, I do believe you, the dance ended,<br /> +Which this free womans ghests have vow'd to have<br /> +E'r they depart, I will make home, and store me<br /> +With all the Jewels, Chains, and Gold are trusted<br /> +Unto my custody, and at the next corner,<br /> +To my Fathers house, before one at the farthest,<br /> +Be ready to receive me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> I desire<br /> +No bond beyond your promise, let's go in,<br /> +To talk thus much, before the door, may breed<br /> +Suspition.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Mercury <i>and</i> Antonio <i>talking</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Vio.</i> Here are company too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Away,<br /> +Those powers that prosper true and honest loves<br /> +Will bless our undertakings.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> 'Tis my wish, Sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Rich. <i>and</i> Vio.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Nay, Sir, excuse me, I have drawn you to<br /> +Too much expence already in my travel:<br /> +And you have been too forward in your love;<br /> +To make my wants your own, allow me manners<br /> +Which you must grant I want, should I increase,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[Pg 311]</a></span>The bond in which your courtesies have ti'd me:<br /> +<a name="p311_1" id="p311_1" class="fc">By</a> still consuming you, give me leave<br /> +To take mine own ways now, and I shall often,<br /> +With willingness, come to visit you, and then thank you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> By this hand I could be angry, what do you think me?<br /> +Must we that have so long time been as one<br /> +Seen Cities, Countreys, Kingdoms, and their wonders;<br /> +Been bedfellows, and in our various journey<br /> +Mixt all our observations, part (as if<br /> +We were two Carriers at two several ways,<br /> +And as the fore-horse guides, cry God be with you)<br /> +Without or compliment, or ceremony?<br /> +In Travellers, that know transalpine garbs,<br /> +Though our designs are nee'r so serious, friend,<br /> +It were a capital crime, it must not be:<br /> +Nay, what is more, you shall not; you e'r long,<br /> +Shall see my house, and find what I call mine<br /> +Is wholly at your service.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> 'Tis this tires me,<br /> +Sir, I were easily woo'd, if nothing else<br /> +But my Will lay in the choice: but 'tis not so,<br /> +My friends and kindred that have part of me,<br /> +And such on whom my chiefest hopes depend,<br /> +Justly expect the tender of my love<br /> +After my travel: then mine own honesty<br /> +Tells me 'tis poor, having indifferent means<br /> +To keep me in my quality and rank,<br /> +At my return, to tire anothers bounty,<br /> +And let mine own grow lusty, pardon me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> I will not, cannot, to conclude, I dare not:<br /> +Can any thing conferr'd upon my friend<br /> +Be burthensome to me? for this excuse<br /> +Had I no reason else, you should not leave me,<br /> +By a travellers faith you should not, I have said,<br /> +And then you know my humor, there's no contending.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Is there no way to 'scape this Inundation?<br /> +I shall be drown'd with folly if I go:<br /> +And after nine days, men may take me up,<br /> +With my gall broken.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Are you yet resolv'd?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_312" id="Page_312">[Pg 312]</a></span> +<i>Mer.</i> Wou'd you would spare me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> By this light I cannot<br /> +By all that may be sworn by.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Patience help me,<br /> +And heaven grant his folly be not catching:<br /> +If it be, the Town's undone, I now would give<br /> +A reasonable sum of gold to any Sheriff,<br /> +That would but lay an execution on me,<br /> +And free me from his company; while he was abroad,<br /> +His want of wit and language kept him dumb?<br /> +But <i>Balaam's</i> Asse will speak now, without spurring.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Speak, have I won you?—<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Servant and Musician.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Mer.</i> You are not to be resisted.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Be ready I intreat you, the dance done,<br /> +Besides a liberal reward I have,<br /> +A bottle of Sherry in my power shall beget<br /> +New crotchets in your heads.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Musi.</i> Tush, fear not us, we'll do our parts.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Go in.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> I know this fellow.<br /> +Belong you to the house?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> I serve the Mistriss.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Pretty, and short, pray you Sir then inform her,<br /> +Two Gentlemen are covetous to be honor'd,<br /> +With her fair presence.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> She shall know so much,<br /> +This is a merry night with us, and forbid not<br /> +Welcome to any that looks like a man:<br /> +I'll guide you the way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Nay, follow, I have a trick in't. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Uberto, Silvio, Richardo, Maria, Pedro, +Portia, Viola, <i>with others</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Uber.</i> Come, where's this Masque? fairest, for our chear,<br /> +Our thanks and service, may you long survive,<br /> +To joy in many of these nights.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> I thank you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> We must have Musick too, or else you give us,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_313" id="Page_313">[Pg 313]</a></span>But half a welcome.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Pray you Sir, excuse me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Silv.</i> By no means, Lady.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> We'll crown our liberal feast,<br /> +With some delightful strain fitting your love:<br /> +And this good company.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Since you enforce it,<br /> +I will not plead the excuse of want of skill<br /> +Or be, or nice, or curious, every year<br /> +I celebrate my marriage night; and will<br /> +Till I see my absent Husband.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> 'Tis fit freedom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Silv.</i> <i>Richardo</i> thou art dull—<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Servant.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> I shall be lighter,<br /> +When I have had a heat.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Now Sir, the news?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Mistriss, there are two Gentlemen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Where?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Complimenting who should first enter.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> What are they?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Heaven knows, but for their strangeness, have +you never seen a Cat wash her face?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Serv.</i> Just such a stir they keep, if you make but haste,<br /> +You may see 'em yet before they enter.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Antonia <i>and</i> Mercurie.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mer.</i> Let 'em be what <a name="p313_27" id="p313_27" class="fc">they [will,] we'll [give] them</a> fair<br /> +Entertain, and gentle welcome.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> It shall be so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Then let it be your pleasure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Lets stand aside, and you shall see us have<br /> +Fine sport anon.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> A fair society, do you know these Gentlewomen?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> What are they?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> The second is a neighbors Daughter, her name is <i>Viola</i>.<br /> +There is my kinsmans wife, <i>Portia</i> her name, and a<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_314" id="Page_314">[Pg 314]</a></span>Friend too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Let her—what's she that leads the dance?<br /> +<br /> +<i>1 Serv.</i> A Gentlewoman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> I see that.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1 Serv.</i> Indeed?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> What?<br /> +<br /> +<i>1 Serv.</i> A Gentlewoman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Udsfoot, good Sir, what's she that leads the dance?<br /> +<br /> +<i>2 Serv.</i> My Mistriss.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> What else?<br /> +<br /> +<i>2 Serv.</i> My Mistriss, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Your Mistriss? a pox on you,<br /> +What a fry of fools are here? I see 'tis treason to understand +in this house: if nature were not better to them, than +they can be to themselves, they would scant hit their <a name="p314_14" id="p314_14" class="fc">mouths; +my</a> Mistriss? is there any one with so much wit in's head, +that can tell me at the first fight, what Gentlewoman that +is that leads the dance?<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p314_18" id="p314_18" class="fc">[<i>Ant.</i>]</a> 'Tis my wife.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Hum.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> How dost thou like her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Well, a pretty Gentlewoman.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Prethee be quiet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> I would I could<br /> +Let never any hereafter that's a man,<br /> +That has affections in him, and free passions,<br /> +Receive the least tye from such a fool as this is,<br /> +That holds so sweet a wife, 'tis lamentable to consider truly<br /> +What right he robs himself of, and what wrong<br /> +He doth the youth of such a <a name="p314_29" id="p314_29" class="fc">Gentlewoman,</a><br /> +That knows her beauty, is no longer hers,<br /> +Than men will please to make it so, and use it<br /> +Neither of which lies freely in a Husband,<br /> +Oh what have I done, what have I done, Coxcomb?<br /> +If I had never seen, or never tasted<br /> +The goodness of this kix, I had been a made man,<br /> +But now to make a Cuckold is a sin<br /> +Against all forgiveness, worse than a murther;<br /> +I have a Wolf by the ears, and am bitten both ways.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> How now friend, what are you thinking of?<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_315" id="Page_315">[Pg 315]</a></span> +<i>Mer.</i> Nothing concerning you, I must be gone.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Pardon me, I'll have no going, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Then good Sir, give me leave to go to bed,<br /> +I am very weary, and ill-temper'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> You shall presently, the dance is done.<br /> +<br /> +<i>1 Serv.</i> Mistriss, these are the Gentlemen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> My <a name="p315_6" id="p315_6" class="fc">Husband's welcome</a> home, dear Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> She's fair still, oh that I were a knave, or durst be one,<br /> +For thy sake coxcomb; he that invented honesty, undid me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> <a name="p315_9" id="p315_9" class="fc">I thought you had</a> not known me, y'are merry 'tis well; thought,<br /> +And how ist with these worthy Gentlemen?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub & Sil.</i> We are glad to see you here again.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Oh Gent, what ha' you lost? but get you into travels,<br /> +There you may learn, I cannot say what hidden virtues.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Hidden from you I am sure,<br /> +My blood boils like a furnace,<br /> +She's a fare one.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Pray entertain this Gent. with all the courtesie,<br /> +Fitting my most especial friend.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> What this poor house may yield,<br /> +To make you welcome, dear Sir, command<br /> +Without more compliment.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> I thank you:<br /> +She's wise, and speaks well too, oh what a blessing<br /> +Is gone by me, ne'er to be recovered!<br /> +Well, 'twas an old shame the Devil laid up for me, and +now has hit me home; if there be any ways to be dishonest, +and save myself yet,——No, it must not be, why should +I be a <a name="p315_28" id="p315_28" class="fc">fool too——</a>Yet those eyes would tempt another +<i>Adam</i>, how they call to me, and tell me——S'foot, they +shall not tell me any thing, Sir, will you walk in?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> How is't, Signior?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Crazie a little.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> What ail you, Sir?<br /> +What's in my power, pray make use of, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> 'Tis that must do me good, she does not mock me sure?<br /> +And't please you nothing, my disease is only weariness.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> Come Gentlemen, we'll not keep you from your beds too long.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> I ha' some business, and 'tis late, and you far from <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_316" id="Page_316">[Pg 316]</a></span>your lodging.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> Well. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit manent</i>, Ant. Mar. <i>and</i> Mer.</span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Come my dear <i>Mercury</i>, I'll bring you to your chamber, +and then I am for you <i>Maria</i>, thou art a new wife to +me now, and thou shalt find it e'r I sleep.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> And I, an old ass to my self, mine own rod whips +me,—good Sir, no more of this, 'tis tedious, you are the +best guide in your own house—go Sir— <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Ant. <i>and</i> Mer.</span><br /> +<br /> +This fool and his fair Wife have made me frantick<br /> +From two such Physicks for the soul, deliver me. <span class="ralign">[<a name="p316_10" id="p316_10" class="fc"><i>Exit.</i></a></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Richardo, Uberto, Pedro, <i>and</i> Silvio.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ub.</i> Well you must have this wench then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> I hope so, I am much o'th' bow-hand else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Wou'd I were hang'd, 'tis a good loving little fool, +that dares venture her self upon a coast she never knew yet, +but these women, when they are once thirteen, god speed +the plough.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> Faith they'll venture further <a name="p316_18" id="p316_18" class="fc">for their</a> lading, than +a Merchant, and through as many storms, but they'll be +fraughted, they are <a name="p316_20" id="p316_20" class="fc">mad[e]</a> like <i>Carrecks</i>, only strength and +storage.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> Come, come, you talk, you talk.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> We do so, but tell me <i>Richardo</i>, wot thou marry <a name="p316_23" id="p316_23" class="fc">her?</a><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> Marry her? why, what should I do with her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Pox, I thought we should have <a name="p316_25" id="p316_25" class="fc">[had]</a> all shares in +her, like lawful prize.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> No by my faith, Sir, you shall pardon me, I lanch'd +her at my own charge, without partners and so I'll keep her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> What's the hour?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Twelve.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> What shall we do the while? 'tis yet scarce eleven.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> There's no standing here, is not this the place?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> And to go back unto her fathers house, may breed suspition,<br /> +Let's slip into a Tavern, for an hour, 'tis very cold.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> Content, there is one hard by, a quart of burnt +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_317" id="Page_317">[Pg 317]</a></span> +sack will recover us, I am as cold as Christmas, this stealing +flesh in the frosty weather, may be sweet i'th' eating, <a name="p317_1" id="p317_1" class="fc">but +sure</a> the Woodmen have no great catch on't; Shall's go?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Thou art the strangest lover of a Tavern, What +shall we do there now? lose the hour and our selves too. +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> Lose a pudding; What do'st thou talk of the hour; +Will one quart muzle us? have we not ears to hear, and +tongues to ask the Drawers, but we must stand here like +bawds to watch the minutes?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> Prethee content thy self, we shall scout here, as +though we went a haying, and have some mangey prentice, +that cannot sleep for scratching, over-hear us; Come, Will +you go Sirs? when your love fury is a little frozen, you'll +come to us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> Will you drink but one quart then?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> No more i'faith.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> Content.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> Why then, have with you, but lets be very watchful.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> As watchful as the Belman, come, I'll lead, because +I hate good manners, they are too tedious. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i>Viola <i>with a Key, and a little Casket</i>.</p> + +<p> +The night is terrible, and I enclos'd<br /> +With that my vertue and my self hate most,<br /> +Darkness; yet must I fear that which I wish,<br /> +Some company, and every step I take<br /> +Sounds louder in my fearful ears to night<br /> +Than ever did, the shrill and sacred bell<br /> +That rang me to my prayers; the house will rise<br /> +When I unlock the dore, were it by day<br /> +I am bold enough, but then a thousand eyes<br /> +Warne me from going, might not <a name="p317_30" id="p317_30" class="fc">[God]</a> have made<br /> +A time for envious prying folk to sleep,<br /> +Whilst lovers met, and yet the Sun have shone?<br /> +Yet I was bold enough, to steal this key<br /> +Out of my fathers Chamber, and dare yet<br /> +Venture upon mine enemy, the night,<br /> +Arm'd only with my love, to meet my friend<br /> +Alas how valiant, and how fraid at once<br /> +Love makes a Virgin! I will throw this key<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_318" id="Page_318">[Pg 318]</a></span>Back through a window, I had wealth enough<br /> +In Jewels with me, if I hold his love<br /> +I steal e'm for; farewell my place of birth,<br /> +I never make account to look on thee again;<br /> +And if there be, as I have heard men say,<br /> +These houshold gods, I do beseech them look<br /> +To this my charge, bless it from theeves and fire,<br /> +And keep, till happily my love I win,<br /> +Me from thy door, and hold my Father in. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Richardo, Pedro, Uberto, Silvio, <i>and</i> Drawer +<i>with a Candle</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ric.</i> No more for Gods sake, how is the night boy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Faith Sir, 'tis very late.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> Faith, Sir, you lie, is this your jack i'th' clock-house? +will you strike, Sir? gi's some more sack, you varlet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> Nay, if you love me, good <i>Uberto</i> goe,<br /> +I am monstrous hot with Wine.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> Quench it again with love, Gentlemen, I will drink +one health more, and then if my legs say me not shamefully +nay, I will go with you, give me a singular quart.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Of what Wine Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> Of Sack, you that speak confusion at the bar, of +Sack, I say, and every one his quart, what a Devil lets be merry.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> You shall, Sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> We will, Sir, and a dryed tongue.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> And an Olive, boy, and a whole bunch of fidlers, my +head swims plaguely, 'uds pretious I shall be clawd.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Drawer <i>with four quarts of wine</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ric.</i> Pray go, I can drink no more, think on your promise, +'tis midnight Gentlemen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> O that it were dum midnight now, not a word +more, every man on's knees, and betake himself to his saint, +here's to your wench, seignior, all this, and then away.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> I cannot drink it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> 'Tis a toy, a toy, away wo't.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> Now dare I speak any thing, to any body living, +come, Where's the fault? off with it.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_319" id="Page_319">[Pg 319]</a></span> +<i>Ric.</i> I have broke my wind, Call you this Sack?—I +wonder who made it? he was a sure workman, for 'tis plaguy +strong work, Is it gone round?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> 'Tis at the last, out of my way, good boy, Is the +Moon up yet?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Yes, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> Where is she boy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> There, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> We shall have rain and thunder, boy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> When Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> I cannot tell, but sure we shall boy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> The Gentleman is Wine-wise.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> Drawer?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Here, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> Can you procure?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> What Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> A Whore, or two or three, as need shall serve, boy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> I, a good Whore were worth money, boy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> I protest Sir, we are all together unprovided.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> The mor's the pitty, boy, Can you not 'vize us where my Child?<br /> +<br /> +<a name="p319_21" id="p319_21" class="fc">[<i>Draw.</i> Neither, in troth sir.]</a><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Why where were you brought up, boy? <a name="p319_22" id="p319_22" class="fc">no inckling</a> +of a Whore? no aym my boy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> It cannot sink in my head now, that thou shouldst +marry, Why shouldst thou marry, tell me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> I marry? I'll be hang'd first: some more wine boy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> Is she not a Whore translated? and she be, lets repair to her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> I cannot tell, she may be an offender; but signior +<i>Silvio</i>, I shall scratch your head, indeed I shall.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> Judge me, I <a name="p319_31" id="p319_31" class="fc">do but jest</a> with thee, what an she were +inverted with her heeles upward, like a traitor's Coat? what +care I.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> I, hang her, Shall we fall out for her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> I am a little angry, but these wenches, Did you +not talke of wenches?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> Boy, lend me your Candle.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Why Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> To set fire to your rotten seeling, you'll keep no +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_320" id="Page_320">[Pg 320]</a></span>Whores, Rogue, no good members.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Whores, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sih.</i> I, Whores Sir, Do you think we come to lye with +your hogsheads?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> I must beat the watch, I have long'd for't any +time this three weeks.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Silv.</i> Wee'll beat the Town too, and thou wilt, we are +proof boy; Shall <a name="p320_6" id="p320_6" class="fc">[wee]</a> kill any body?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> No, but wee'll hurt 'em dangerously.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> <i>Silv.</i> Now must I kill one, I cannot avoid it, boy, +easily afore there with your candle; Where's your Mistriss?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> A bed, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> With whom?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> With my Master.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> You lye Boy, shee's better brought up than to lye +with her husband, Has he not cast his head yet? next year he +will be a velvet-headed Cuckold. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> You are a merry Gentleman, there Sir, take hold.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Viola.</p> + +<p> +<i>Viola.</i> This is the place, I have out-told the Clock,<br /> +For haste, he is not here. <i>Richardo</i>? no;<br /> +Now every power that loves and is belov'd:<br /> +Keep me from shame to night, for all you know<br /> +Each thought of mine is innocent, and pure,<br /> +As flesh and blood can hold: I cannot back;<br /> +I threw the Key within, and ere I raise<br /> +My Father up, to see his daughters shame,<br /> +I'll set me down, and tell the Northern Wind,<br /> +That it is gentler than the curling West;<br /> +If it will blow me dead, but he will come;<br /> +I'faith 'tis cold; if he deceive me thus,<br /> +A woman will not easily trust a Man. Hark, What's that?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil. within.</i> Th'art over long at thy pot, tom, tom, thou +art over long at the pot tom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Viol.</i> Bless me! Whose that?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Pedro within.</i> Whoo!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber. within.</i> There Boyes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Viol.</i> Darkness be thou my cover, I must fly,<br /> +To thee I haste for help<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_321" id="Page_321">[Pg 321]</a></span>—<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Richardo, Pedro, Uberto, Drawer <i>with a Torch</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Viol.</i> They have a light,<br /> +Wind, if thou lov'st a Virgin, blow it out,<br /> +And I will never shut a window more,<br /> +To keep thee from me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Boy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Why Boy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> What say you, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Why Boy? Art thou drunk Boy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> What would you, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Why very good, Where are we?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> I, that's the point.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Why Sir, you will be at your Lodging presently.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> I'll go to no lodging Boy.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Whither will you go then, Sir?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> I'll go no farther.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> For Gods sake, Sir, do not stay here all night.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> No more I will not, Boy, lay me down, and rowle +me to a Whore.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> And me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> There spoke an—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Silvio.</i> Then set your foot to my foot, and up tailes all.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Viola.</i> That is <i>Richardo</i>, what a noise they make!<br /> +'Tis ill done on 'em: here, Sirs, <i>Richardo</i>?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> What's that Boy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> 'Tis a Wench, Sir, pray Gentlemen come away.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Viol.</i> O my dear love! How doest thou?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> <a name="p321_29" id="p321_29" class="fc">[My] sweet</a> heart? even as thou seest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Where's thy Wench?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> Where's this bed worme?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Viol.</i> Speak softly for the love of heaven.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Mistriss, get you gone, and do not entice the +Gentlemen, now you see they'r drunk, or I'll call the Watch, +and lay you fast enough.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> Alas, What are you? or, What do you mean?<br /> +Sweet love, Where's the place?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> Marry sweet love, e'en here, lye down, I'll feese <a name="p321_38" id="p321_38" class="fc">[you]</a>.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_322" id="Page_322">[Pg 322]</a></span> +<i>Vio.</i> Good God! What mean you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> I'll have the Wench.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> If you can get her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> No, I'll lye with the Wench to night, and she shall be +yours to morrow.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Let go the Wench.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> Let you go the Wench.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Viol.</i> O Gentlemen, as you had mothers!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> They had no mothers; they are the Sons of bitches.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> Let that be maintain'd.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> Marry then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Viol.</i> Oh bless me heaven!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> How many is there on's?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> About five.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> Why then lets fight three to three.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> Content. <span class="ralign">[<i>Draw and fall down.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> The Watch! the watch! the watch! Where are you? <span class="ralign">[<a name="p322_18" id="p322_18" class="fc"><i>Exit.</i></a></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> Where are these Cowards?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> There's the <a name="p322_19" id="p322_19" class="fc">W[h]ore</a>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Viol.</i> I never saw a drunken man before,<br /> +But these I think are so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Sil.</i> Oh!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> I mist you narrowly there.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Viol.</i> My state is such, I know not how to think,<br /> +A prayer fit for me, only I could move,<br /> +That never Maiden more might be in love. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Drawer, Constable <i>and</i> Watch.</p> + +<p> +<i>Watch.</i> Where are they, Boy?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Make no such haste, Sir, they are no runners.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ub.</i> I am hurt, but that's all one, I shall light upon some of ye.<br /> +<i>Pedro</i>, thou art a tall Gentleman, let me kiss thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Watch.</i> My friend.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> Your friend? you lie.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> Stand further off, the watch, you are full of fleas.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Con.</i> Gentlemen, either be quiet, or we must make you quiet.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Nay, good Mr. Constable, be not so Rigorous.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_323" id="Page_323">[Pg 323]</a></span> +<i>Uber.</i> Mr. Constable, lend me thy hand of Justice.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Const.</i> That I will Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> Fy Mr. Constable, What golls you have! is Justice so blind<br /> +<a name="p323_3" id="p323_3" class="fc">[She] cannot</a> see to wash your hands? I cry you Mercy, Sir;<br /> +Your gloves are on.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Now you are up, Sir, Will you go to bed?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> I'll truckle here, Boy, give me another pillow.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> Will you stand up, and let me lay it on then?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Yes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Draw.</i> There hold him two of ye, now they are up, be going Mr. Constable.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> And this way, and that way, tom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Uber.</i> And here away, and there away, tom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Silv.</i> This is the right way, the others the wrong.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ped.</i> Th' others the wrong.<br /> +<br /> +<i>All.</i> Thou art over-long at the pot, tom, tom.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Lead valiantly, sweet Constable, whoop! ha Boyes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Const.</i> This Wine hunts in their heads.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Give me the bill, for I'll be the Sergeant.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Const.</i> Look to him, Sirs.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Keep your Ranks, you Rascalls, keep your Ranks. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + +<h3><i>Actus Secundus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Mercury.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mer.</i> I cannot sleep for thinking of this Asses Wife, +I'll be gon presently, there's no staying here, +with this Devil about <a name="p323_25" id="p323_25" class="fc">me;</a> hoe, this is the house of sleep, +hoe! again there, 'sfoot, the darkness, and this love together, +will make me lunatick; ho!<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter a Servingman above unready.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Ser.</i> Who calls there?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Pray take the pains to rise and light a candle.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Presently.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Was ever man but I in such a stocks? well, this shall +be a warning to me, and a fair one too, how I betray my self +to such a Dunce, by way of benefit.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Servingman.</p> + +<p> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_324" id="Page_324">[Pg 324]</a></span> +<i>Ser.</i> Did you call?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Yes, pray do me the kindness, Sir, to let me out, and +not <a name="p324_2" id="p324_2" class="fc">[to]</a> enquire why, for I must needs be gone.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Not to night, I hope, Sir,<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Good Sir to night, I would not have troubled you +else, pray let it be so.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Alas, Sir, my Master will be offended.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> That I have business? no I warrant ye.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Good Sir take your rest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Pray my good friend let me appoint my own rest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Yes, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Then shew me the way out, I'll consider you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Good Lord, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> If I had not an excellent temper'd patience, now +should I break this fellows head, and make him understand +'twere necessary; the onely plague of this house is the unhandsome +love of servants, that ne'er do their duty in the +right place, but when they muster before dinner, and sweep +the Table with a wodden dagger, and then they are troublesome +too, to all mens shoulders, the Woodcocks flesht agen, +now I shall have a new stir.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Antonio.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ant.</i> Why how now friend? What do you up so late? +are you well? Do you want any thing? pray speak.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Onely the cause I rise for.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> What knaves are these? What do you want? why Sirrah?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Nothing i'th' World, but the keyes to let me out +of dores; I must be gon, be not against it, for you cannot +stay me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Be gon at this time? that were a merry jest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> If there be any mirth in't, make you use on't, but +I must go.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Why for loves sake?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> 'Twill benefit your understanding nothing to know +the cause, pray go to bed, I'll trouble your Man only.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Nay, Sir, you have rais'd more, that has reason to +curse you, and you knew all, my Wifes up, and coming +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_325" id="Page_325">[Pg 325]</a></span>down too.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Alas, it will be a trouble, pray go up to her, and +let me disturbe no more, 'tis unmannerly.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Wife <i>as out of her</i> <a name="p325_3" id="p325_3" class="fc">[<i>b</i>]<i>ed</i></a>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ant.</i> Shee's here already; sweet heart: How say you by +this Gentleman? he would away at midnight.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> That I am sure he will not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Indeed I must.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Good Sir let not your homely entertainment press +you to leave your bed at midnight; if you want, what my +house or <a name="p325_10" id="p325_10" class="fc">our town</a> may afford you, make it your own fault +if you call not for it; pray go to bed again; let me compel +you, I am sure you have no power to deny a Woman; +the ayr is piercing, and to a body beaten with long travel, +'twill prove an ill Physitian.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> If she speak longer I shall be a knave, as rank as +ever sweat for't; Sir, if you will send your Wife up presently, +I will either stay with you, d'ye mark me, or deliver +you, so just a cause, that you your self, shall thrust me out +of dores, both suddenly, and willingly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> I would fain hear that 'faith, pray thee go up sweet +heart, I have half perswaded him, besides, he hath some private +business with me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mar.</i> Good night, Sir, and what content you would have, +I wish with you. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Could any man that had a back ask more! O me! +O me!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Now deal directly with me: Why should you go?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> If you be wise do not enquire the cause, 'twill trouble +you:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Why? prithee why?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> 'Faith I would not have you know it, let me go, +'twill be far better for you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Who's that, that knocks there? i'st not at the street +door?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ser.</i> Yes, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Who's there, cannot you speak?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Within Vio.</i> A poor distressed Maid, for gods sake let +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_326" id="Page_326">[Pg 326]</a></span>me in.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Let her in and me out together, 'tis but one labor, +'tis pity she should stand i'th' street, it seems she knows you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> There she shall stand for me, you are ignorant; this +is a common custome of the Rogues that lie about the loose +parts of the City.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> As how?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> To knock at doors in dead time of night, and use +some feigned voice to raise compassion, and when the doors +are open, in they rush, and cut the throats of all, and take +the booty, we cannot be too careful.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Within Vi.</i> As ever you had pity let me in, I am undone else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Who are you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> My name is <i>Viola</i>, a Gentlewoman, that ill chance +hath distressed, you know my Father.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Alas of god we'll let her in, 'tis one of the Gentlewomen +were here i'th' evening, I know her by her name, +(poor soul) shee's cold I warrant her, let her have my warme +Bed, and I'll take her fortune; come, pray come.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> It is not <i>Viola</i>, that's certain, she went home to her +Fathers, I am sure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Via.</i> Will not you be so good to let me in?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> I'll be so good to have you whipt away if you stay a +little longer: Shee's gone I warrant her, now let me know your +cause, for I will hear it, and not repent the knowing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Since you are so importunate, I'll tell you, I love +your Wife extreamly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Very well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> And so well that I dare not stay.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Why?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> For wronging you, I know I am flesh and blood, +and you have done me friendships infinite and often, that +must require me honest, and a true Man, and I will be so, +or I'll break my heart.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Why, you may stay for all this, methinks.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> No, though I wood be good, I am no saint, nor +is it safe to try me, I deal plainly.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Come, I dare try you, do the best you can.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> You shall not, when I am right agen, I'll come and +see you, till when, I'll use all Countryes, and all means, but I +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_327" id="Page_327">[Pg 327]</a></span>will lose this folly, 'tis a Divel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Is there no way to stay you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> No, unless you will have me such a villain to you, +as all men shall spit at me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Do's she know you love her?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> No, I hope not, that were recompence fit for a +Rogue to render her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> If ever any had a faithful friend, I am that Man, +and I may glory in't, this is he, that <i>ipse</i>, he that passes all +Christendome for goodness, he shall not over goe me in his +friendship, 'twere recreant and base, and I'll be hang'd first, +I am resolv'd, go thy wayes, a Wife <a name="p327_11" id="p327_11" class="fc">[shall]</a> never part us: I +have consider'd, and I find her nothing to such a friend as +thou art; I'll speak a bold world, take your time and woe +her, you have overcome me clearly, and do what's fitting +with her, you conceive me, I am glad at heart you love her: +by this light, ne're stare upon me, for I will not flye from +it, if you had spoken sooner, sure you had been serv'd; Sir, +you are not every Man, now to your taske, I give you free +leave, and the sin is mine if there be any in it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> He will be hang'd before he makes this good, he +cannot be so innocent a Coxcombe, he can tell ten sure, if +I had never known you as I have done, I might be one, as +others perhaps sooner, but now 'tis impossible, there's too +much good between us.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Well, thou art e'en the best man—I can say no +more, I am, so over-joy'd, you must stay this night, and in +the morning go as early as you please, I have a toy for you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> I thought this pill would make you sick.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> But where you mean to be I must have notice,<br /> +And it must be hard by too, do you mark me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Why, What's the matter?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> There is a thing in hand.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Why? What thing?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> A sound one, if it take right, and you be not peevish. +We two will be—you would little think it; as famous for our +friendship—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> How?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> If <a name="p327_38" id="p327_38" class="fc">[God]</a> please, as ever <i>Damon</i> was, and <i>Pytheas</i>; +or <i>Pylades</i> and <i>Orestes</i>, or any two that ever were: do you +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_328" id="Page_328">[Pg 328]</a></span>conceive me yet?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> No, by my troth, Sir; he will not help me up sure.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> You shall anon, and for our names, I think they shall +live after us, and be remember'd while there is a story; or <a name="p328_3" id="p328_3" class="fc">[I]</a> +lose my aime.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> What a vengeance ailes he? How do you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Yes faith, we two will be such friends, as the world +shall ring of.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> And why is all this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> You shall enjoy my wife.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Away, away.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> The wonder must begin, so I have cast it, 'twill be +scurvy else, you shall not stir a foot in't, pray be quiet till +I have made it perfect.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> What shall a Man do with this wretched fellow? +there is no mercy to be used towards him, he is not capable +of any pitty, he will in spight of course be a Cuckold, And +who can help it? must it begin so needs Sir?—think agen.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Yes marry must it, and I my self will woe this +woman for you, Do you perceive it now? ha?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Yes, now I have a little sight ith' matter; O that +thy head should be so monstrous, that all thy Servants hats may +hang upon't! but do you meane to do this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Yes certain, I will woe her, and for you, strive not +against it, 'tis the overthrow of the best plot that ever was +then.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Nay, I'll assure you, Sir, I'll do no harm, you have +too much about you of your own.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Have you thought of a place yet?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> A place?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> I a place where you will bide, prethee no more of +this modesty, 'tis foolish, and we were not determin'd to be +absolute friends indeed, 'twere tolerable.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> I have thought, and you shall hear from me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ant.</i> Why, this will gain me everlasting glory; I have +the better of him, that's my comfort, good night. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Good night, well go thy wayes, thou art the tydiest +wittall this day I think above ground, and yet thy end for +all this must be mottly. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span> +</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_329" id="Page_329">[Pg 329]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter a</i> Tinker <i>with a Cord, and</i> Dorothy.</p> + +<p> +<i>Tink.</i> 'Tis <a name="p329_2" id="p329_2" class="fc">b[i]tter</a> cold; a plague upon these Rogues, how +wary they are grown! not a door open now, but double +barr'd; not a Window, but up with a case of wood like a +spice box, and their locks unpickable, the very Smiths that +were half <a name="p329_6" id="p329_6" class="fc">venture[r]s</a>, drink penitent, +single Ale, this is the Iron age, the Ballad sings of; well, I +shall meet with some of our loose Linnen yet, good fellows +must not starve; here's he shall shew God a mighties dog +bolts, if this hold.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dorothy.</i> Faith thou art but too merciful, that's thy +fault, thou art as sweet a Thief, that sin <a name="p329_12" id="p329_12" class="fc">excepted, as ever</a> +suffer'd, that's a proud word, and I'll maintain it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tinck.</i> Come, prethee let's shogg off, and browze an +hour or two, there's Ale will make a Cat speak, at the +harrow, we shall get nothing now, without we batter, 'tis +grown too near morning, the Rogues sleep sober, and are +watchful.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dorit.</i> We want a Boy extreamly for this function, kept +under for a year, with milk, and knot-grass; in my time I +have seen a boy do wonders; <i>Robbin</i> the red Tinker had a +Boy, Rest his Soul, he suffer'd this time 4 years, for two +Spoons, and a Pewter Candlestick, that sweet Man had a +Boy, as I am Curstend Whore, would have run through a +Cat hole, he would have boulted such a piece of Linen in +an evening—<br /> +<br /> +<i>Tinck.</i> Well, we will have a Boy, prethee lets go, I am +vengeance cold I tell thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dorothy.</i> I'll be hang'd before I stir without some purchase, +by these ten bones, I'll turn she-ape, and untile a +house, but I'll have it, it may be I have <a name="p329_31" id="p329_31" class="fc">a humor</a> to be +hang'd, I cannot tell.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Viola.</p> + +<p> +<i>Tinck.</i> Peace, you flead Whore, thou hast a mouth like +a Bloodhound, here comes a night-shade.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Dorit.</i> A Gentlewoman Whore, by this darkness I'll case +her to the skin.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_330" id="Page_330">[Pg 330]</a></span> +<i>Tinck.</i> Peace, I say.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Viola.</i> What fear have I endur'd this dismal night!<br /> +And what disgrace, if I were seen and known!<br /> +In which this darkness onely is my friend,<br /> +That onely has undone me; a thousand curses<br /> +Light on my easie, foolish, childish love,<br /> +That durst so lightly lay a confidence<br /> +Upon a Man, so many being false;<br /> +My weariness, and weeping, makes me sleepy, I must lie down.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Tinck.</i> What's this? a Prayer, or a Homily, or a Ballad +of good councel? she has a Gown, I am sure.</p> + +<p><i>Dor.</i> Knock out her brains, and then shee'll nee'r bite.</p> + +<p><i>Tinck.</i> Yes, I will knock her, but not yet, you? woman?</p> + +<p><i>Viol.</i> For Gods sake what are you?</p> + +<p><i>Tinck.</i> One of the groomes of your wardrobe, come, uncase, +uncase; byr Lady a good Kersey.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Pray do not hurt me, Sir.</p> + +<p><i>Dor.</i> Let's have no pitty, for if you do, here's that shall +cut your whistle.</p> + +<p><i>Viol.</i> Alas, what would you have? I am as miserable +as you can make me any way.</p> + +<p><i>Dor.</i> That shall be try'd.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Here, take my Gown, if that will do you pleasure.</p> + +<p><i>Tink.</i> Yes marry will it, look in the Pockets <i>Doll</i>, there +may be birds.</p> + +<p><i>Dor.</i> They are flown, a pox go with them, I'll have this +Hat, and this Ruffe too, I like it, now will I flourish like a +Lady, brave, I faith boy.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Y'are so gentle people to my seeming,<br /> +That by my truth I could live with you.</p> + +<p><i>Tin.</i> Could you so? a pretty young round wench, well +bloudded, I am for her, Theeves.</p> + +<p><i>Dor.</i> But by this I am not, coole your Codpiece, Rogue, +or I'll clap a spell upon't, shall take your edge off with a +very vengeance.</p> + +<p><i>Tin.</i> Peace, horse-flesh, peace, I'll cast off my Amazon, +she has walk'd too long, and is indeed notorious, shee'll fight +and scould, and drink like one of the worthies.</p> + +<p><i>Dort.</i> Uds, pretious you young contagious Whore, must +you be ticing? and, Is your flesh so wranck, Sir, that two may +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_331" id="Page_331">[Pg 331]</a></span>live upon't? I am glad to hear your Cortalls grown so lusty; +he was dry founder'd t'other day, wehee my pamper'd Jade +of <i>Asia</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Good Woman do not hurt me, I am sorry that I +have given any cause of anger.</p> + +<p><i>Dor.</i> Either bind her quickly, and come away, or by this +steel I'll <a name="p331_7" id="p331_7" class="fc">[tell]</a>, though I truss for company; now could +I eate her broyl'd, or any way, without Vinegar, I must +have her Nose.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> By any thing you love best, good Sir, good Woman.</p> + +<p><i>Tin.</i> Why her Nose, <i>Dorothy</i>?</p> + +<p><i>Dor.</i> If I have it not, and presently <a name="p331_12" id="p331_12" class="fc">[and]</a> warm, I lose +that I go withal.</p> + +<p><i>Tin.</i> Wood the Devil had that thou goest withall, and +thee together, for sure he got thy whelps if thou hast any, +shees thy deere dad, Whore! put up your cutpurse; an I +take my switch up, 'twill be a black time with you else, +sheth your bung Whore.</p> + +<p><i>Dor.</i> Will you bind her? we shall stand here prating, +and be <a name="p331_20" id="p331_20" class="fc">hang'd</a> both.</p> + +<p><i>Tin.</i> Come, I must bind you, not a word, no crying.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Do what you will, indeed I will not cry.</p> + +<p><i>Tin.</i> Hurt her not, if thou dost, by Ale and Beer, I'll +clout thy old bald brain pan, with a piece of Brass, you +Bitch incarnate. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt</i> Tinker <i>and</i> Dorothy.</span></p> + +<p> +<i>Viola.</i> O <a name="p331_26" id="p331_26" class="fc">[God]</a>, to what am I reserv'd, that knew not<br /> +Through all my childish hours and actions,<br /> +More sin, than poor imagination,<br /> +And too much loving of a faithless Man?<br /> +For which <a name="p331_30" id="p331_30" class="fc">I'm</a> paid, and so, that not the day<br /> +That now is rising to protect the harmless,<br /> +And give the innocent a sanctuary<br /> +From theeves and spoilers, can deliver me<br /> +From shame, at least suspition—<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Valerio.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> Sirrah, lead down the horses easily, I'll walke a +foot till I be down the hill, 'tis very early, I shall reach +home betimes. How now, whose there?</p> + +<p> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_332" id="Page_332">[Pg 332]</a></span> +<i>Vio.</i> Night, that was ever friend to Lovers, yet<br /> +Has rais'd some weary Soul, that hates his bed,<br /> +To come and see me blush, and then laugh at me.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> H'ad a rude heart that did this.</p> + +<p> +<i>Vio.</i> Gentle Sir,<br /> +If you have that which honest men call pitty,<br /> +And be as far from evil as you shew;<br /> +Help a poor Maid, that this night by bad fortune<br /> +Has been thus us'd by Robbers.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> A pox upon his heart that would not help thee, this +Thief was half a Lawyer by his bands, How long have you +been tyed here?</p> + +<p><i>Viol.</i> Alas, this hour, and with cold and fear am almost +perisht.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> Where were the watch the while? good sober Gent. +they were like careful members of the City, drawing in +diligent Ale, and singing catches, while Mr. Constable contriv'd +the Tosts: these fellows would be more severely +punisht than wandring Gipsies, that every statute whips; for +if they had every one two eyes a piece more, three pots +would put them out.</p> + +<p><i>Viol.</i> I cannot tell, I found no Christian to give me succor.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> When they take a Thief, I'll take <i>Ostend</i> agen; the +whorsons drink Opium in their Ale, and then they sleep like +tops; as for their bills, they only serve to reach down Bacon +to make Rashers on; now let me know whom I have done +this courtesie too, that I may thank my early rising for it.</p> + +<p><i>Viol.</i> Sir, All I am, you see.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> You have a name I'm sure, and a kindred, a Father, +friend, or something that must own you; shee's a handsome +young Wench; What Rogues were these to Rob her?</p> + +<p> +<i>Vio.</i> Sir, you see all I dare reveale,<br /> +And as you are a Gentleman press me no further;<br /> +For there begins a grief, whose bitterness<br /> +Will break a stronger heart than I have in me,<br /> +And 'twill but make you heavy with the hearing,<br /> +For your own goodness sake desire it not.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> If you would not have me enquire that, How do +you live then?</p> + +<p> +<i>Viol.</i> How I have liv'd, is still one question,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_333" id="Page_333">[Pg 333]</a></span>Which must not be resolv'd—<br /> +How I desire to live, is in your liking,<br /> +So worthy an opinion I have of you.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> Is in my liking? How I pray thee? tell me, i'faith +I'll do you any good lies in my power; she has an eye would +raise a bedrid man; come, leave your fear, and tell me, that's +a good Wench.</p> + +<p><i>Viol.</i> Sir, I would serve—</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> Who would'st thou serve? do not weep and tell +me.</p> + +<p><i>Viol.</i> Faith, Sir, even some good woman, and such a wife +if you be married, I do imagine yours.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> Alas! thou art young and tender, let me see thy +hand, this was ne'er made to wash, or wind up water, beat +cloaths, or rub a floor, by this light, for one use that shall +be nameless, 'tis the best wanton hand that e're I lookt on.</p> + +<p> +<i>Vio.</i> Dare you accept me, Sir, my heart is honest,<br /> +Among your vertuous charitable deeds,<br /> +This will not be the least.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> Thou canst in a Chamber?</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> In a Chamber, Sir?</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> I mean wait there upon a Gentlewoman,<br /> +How quick she is, I like that mainly too;<br /> +I'll have her, though I keep her with main strength like a +besieged Town, for I know I shall have the Enemy afore me +within a week.</p> + +<p> +<i>Viol.</i> Sir, I can sow too, and make pretty laces,<br /> +Dress a head handsome, teach young Gentlewomen,<br /> +For in all these I have a little knowledge.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> 'Tis well, no doubt I shall encrease that knowledge; +I like her better still, how she provokes me; pritty young +Maid, you shall serve a good Gentlewoman, though I say't, +that will not be unwilling you should please me, nor I forgetful +if you do.</p> + +<p><i>Viol.</i> I am the happier.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> My man shall make some shift to carry you behind +him, Can you ride well?</p> + +<p><i>Viola.</i> But I'll hold fast for catching of a fall.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> That's the next way to pull another on you, I'll +work her as I go, I know shee's wax, now, now, at this time +could I beget a Worthy on this Wench.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_334" id="Page_334">[Pg 334]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Viol.</i> Sir, for this Gentleness, may Heaven requite you +tenfold.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> 'Tis a good Wench, however others use thee, be +sure I'll be a loving Master to thee, come. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Antonio <i>like an Irish Footman, with a Letter</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I hope I am wild enough, for being known, I have +writ a Letter here, and in it have abus'd my self most bitterly, +yet all my fear is not enough, for that must do it, that must +lay it on, I'll win her out i'th' flint, 'twill be more famous, +now for my language.</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Servingman.</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> Now, Sir, Who would you speak with?</p> + +<p> +<i>Ant.</i> Where be thy Mastres Man? I would speak with her,<br /> +I have a Letter.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> Cannot I deliver it?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> No, by my trot, and fait, can'st thou not Man.</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> Well, Sir, I'll call her to you, pray shake your ears +without a little. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Servingman.</span></p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Cran a Cree do it quickly; this rebbel tonge sticks +in my teeth worse than a tough Hen, sure it was ne'er known +at Babel, for they sould no Apples, and this was made for +certain at the first planting of Orchards,'tis so crabbed.</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Wife, <i>and</i> Servingman.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> What's he wood speak with me?</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> A kill kenny ring, there he stands Madam.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> What would you have with me, friend?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> He has a Letter for other Women, Wilt thou read it.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> From whence?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> De Crosse creest from my Master.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> Who is your Master?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I pray do you look.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> Do you know this fellow?</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> No Maddam, not I; more than an <i>Irish</i> Footman, +stand further friend, I do not like your roperunners, What +stallion Rogues are these, to weare such dowsetts, the very +Cotton may commit adultery. +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_335" id="Page_335">[Pg 335]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> I cannot find whose hand this should be, I'll read, +To the beauteous wife of <i>Don Antonio</i>, sure this is some blind +scribe—well now, What follows?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Pray God it take, I have given her that, will stir +her conscience, how it works with her; hope, if it be thy +will, let the flesh have it.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> This is the most abhor'd, intollerable knavery, +that ever slave entertain'd, sure there is more than thine +own head in this villany, it goes like practic'd mischiefe; +disabled in his body? O good God, as I live he lies fearfully, +and basely, ha? I should know that Jewel, 'tis my +husband, come hither shat, Are you an Irish Man?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Sweete Woman a Cree I am an Irish man.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> Now I know it perfectly; is this your trick, Sir? +I'll trick you for it; How long have you serv'd this Gentleman.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Please thee a little day, O my <i>Mac dermond</i> put me +to my Mastree, 'tis don I know.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> By my faith he speaks as well as if he had been +lousy for the language a year or two; well, Sir, you had been +better have kept your own shape as I will use you, What +have I done that should deserve this tryal? I never made +him Cuckold, to my knowledge, Sirrah come hither.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Now will she send some Jewel, or some Letter, I +know her mind as well; I shall be famous.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> Take this Irish bawde here.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> How?</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> And kick him till his breeches and breech be of +one colour, a bright blew both.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I may be well swing'd thus, for I dare not reveale +my self, I hope she does not mean it, O hone, O hone, O +St. <i>Patricke</i>, O a Cree, O sweet Woman.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> No, turn him, and kick him o't'other side, that's +well.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> O good waiting Man, I beseech thee good waiting +man, a pox fyre your Legs.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mar.</i> You Rogue, you enemy to all, but little breeches,<br /> +How dar'st thou come to me with such a Letter?<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Prethee pitty the poor Irishman, all this makes for +me, if I win her yet, I am still more glorious.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_336" id="Page_336">[Pg 336]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> Now could I weep at what I have done, but I'll +harden my heart agen, go shut him up, 'till my husband +comes home, yet thus much ere ye go, sirrah thach'd head, +Would'st not thou be whipt, and think it Justice? well +<i>Aquavitæ</i> Barrel, I will bounce you.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I pray do, I beseech you be not angry.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> O you hobby headed Rascal, I'll have you flead, +and trossers made of thy skin to tumble in, go a way with +him, let him see no sun, till my husband come home, Sir, I +shall meet with you for your knavery, I fear it not.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Wilt thou not let me go? I do not like this.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> Away with him.</p> + +<p><i>Servingman.</i> Come, I'll lead you in by your Jack a lent +hair, go quietly, or I'll make your crupper crack.</p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> And do you hear me, Sirrah? and when you have +done, make my Coach ready.</p> + +<p><i>Serving.</i> Yes forsooth. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Servingman <i>with</i> Antonio.</span></p> + +<p><i>Mar.</i> Lock him up safe enough, I'll to this Gentleman, +I know the reason of all this business, for I do suspect it, +If he have this plot, I'll ring him such a peal, shall make +his eares deaf for a month at least. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Richardo.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ric.</i> Am I not mad? Can this weak temper'd head,<br /> +That will be mad with drink, endure the wrong<br /> +That I have done a Virgin, and my Love?<br /> +Be mad, for so thou ought'st, or I will beate<br /> +The walls and trees, down with thee, and will let<br /> +Either thy memory out, or madness in;<br /> +But sure I never lov'd fair <i>Viola</i>,<br /> +I never lov'd my Father, nor my Mother,<br /> +Or any thing but drink; had I had love;<br /> +Nay, had I known so much charity,<br /> +As would have sav'd an Infant from the fire,<br /> +I had been naked, raving in the street;<br /> +With halfe a face, gashing my self with knives,<br /> +Two houres ere this time.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Pedro, Silvio, Uberto.</p> + +<p><i>Ped.</i> Good morrow Sir.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_337" id="Page_337">[Pg 337]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Rich.</i> Good morrow Gentlemen, shall we go drink agen?<br /> +I have my wits.</p> + +<p><i>Ped.</i> So have I, but they are unsetled ones, would I had +some porrige.</p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> The Tavern boy was here this morning with me<br /> +And told me, that there was a Gentlewoman,<br /> +Which he took for a Whore, that hung on me:<br /> +For whom we quarrel'd, and I know not what.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Ped.</i> I faith nor I.</p> + +<p><i>Ube.</i> I have a glimmering of some such thing.</p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> Was it you, <i>Silvio</i>,<br /> +That made me drink so much? 'twas you or <i>Pedro</i>.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Ped.</i> I know not who.</p> + +<p><i>Sil.</i> We <a name="p337_14" id="p337_14" class="fc">[were]</a> all apt enough.</p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> But I will lay the fault on none but me,<br /> +That I would be so entreated, come <i>Silvio</i>,<br /> +Shall we go drink agen, come Gentlemen,<br /> +Why do you stay, let's never leave off now,<br /> +Whil'st we have Wine, and Throats, I'll practise it,<br /> +Till I have made it my best quality;<br /> +For what is best for me to do but that?<br /> +For <a name="p337_22" id="p337_22" class="fc">[Gods]</a> sake come and drink; when I am nam'd,<br /> +Men shall make answer, Which <i>Richardo</i> mean you?<br /> +The excellent drinker? I will have it so,<br /> +Will you go drink?<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Silv.</i> We drunk too much too lately.</p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> Why there is then the less behind to drink,<br /> +Let's end it all, dispatch that, wee'l send abroad,<br /> +And purchase all the Wine the world can yield,<br /> +And then drink it off, then take the fruits o'th' earth,<br /> +Distil the Juice from them, and drink that off;<br /> +Wee'l catch the rain before it fall to ground,<br /> +And drink off that that never more may grow;<br /> +Wee'l set our mouths to Springs, and drink them off,<br /> +And all this while wee'l never think of those<br /> +That love us best, more than we did last night.<br /> +We will not give unto the poor a drop<br /> +Of all this drink, but when we see them weep,<br /> +Wee'l run to them, and drink their tears off too,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_338" id="Page_338">[Pg 338]</a></span>Wee'l never leave whilst there is heat or moisture,<br /> +In this large globe, but suck it cold and dry,<br /> +Till we have made it Elemental earth,<br /> +Merely by drinking.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Ped.</i> Is't flattery to tell you, you are mad?</p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> If it be false,<br /> +There's no such way to bind me to a Man;<br /> +He that will have me, lay my goods and lands,<br /> +My life down for him, need no more, but say,<br /> +<i>Richardo</i> thou art mad, and then all these<br /> +Are at his service, then he pleases me,<br /> +And makes me think that I had vertue in me,<br /> +That I had love, and tenderness of heart,<br /> +That though I have committed such a fault,<br /> +As never creature did, yet running mad,<br /> +As honest men should do for such a crime,<br /> +I have exprest some worth, though it be late:<br /> +But I alas have none of these in me,<br /> +But keep my wits still like a frozen Man,<br /> +That had no fire within him.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Sil.</i> Nay, good <i>Richardo</i> leave this wild talk, and send a +letter to her, I'll deliver it.</p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> 'Tis to no purpose; perhaps she's lost last night,<br /> +Or she got home agen, she's now so strictly<br /> +Look'd to, the wind can scarce come to her, or admit<br /> +She were her self; if she would hear from me,<br /> +From me unworthy, that have us'd her thus,<br /> +She were so foolish, that she were no more<br /> +To be belov'd.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> <a name="p338_29" id="p338_29" class="fc">Andrugio <i>and</i></a> Servant <i>with a Night-gown.</i></p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> Sir, we have found this night-gown she took with her.</p> + +<p><a name="p338_31" id="p338_31" class="fc">[<i>An.</i> Where?]</a></p> + +<p><i>Rich.</i> Where? where? speak quickly.</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> Searching in the Suburbs, we found a Tinker and +his Whore that <a name="p338_34" id="p338_34" class="fc">had it in a Tap-house</a>, whom we apprehended, +and they confest they stole it from her.</p> + +<p><i>Rich.</i> And murthered her?</p> + +<p><i>Sil.</i> What aile you man?</p> + +<p><i>Rich.</i> Why all this doth not make me mad.</p> + +<p><i>Sil.</i>. It does, you would not offer this else, good <i>Pedro</i> +look to his sword.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_339" id="Page_339">[Pg 339]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> They do deny the killing of her, but swore they left +her tyed to a Tree, in the fields, next those Suburbs that are +without our Ladies gate, near day, and by the Rode, so that +some passinger must needs unty her quickly.</p> + +<p><i>And.</i> The will of Heaven be done! Sir, I will only entreat +you this, that as you were the greatest occasion of her +loss, that you will be pleased to urge your friends, and be +your self earnest in the search of her; if she be found, she +is yours, if she please, I my self only, see these people better +examin'd, and after follow some way in search, God keep you +Gentlemen. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span></p> + +<p><i>Sil.</i> Alas good man!</p> + +<p> +<i>Ric.</i> What think you now of me, I think this lump<br /> +Is nothing but a piece of fleagme congeal'd<br /> +Without a soul, for where there's so much spirit<br /> +As would but warm a flea, those faults of mine<br /> +Would make it glow, and flame in this dull heart,<br /> +And run like molten gold through every sin,<br /> +Till it could burst these walls, and fly away.<br /> +Shall I intreat you all to take your horses,<br /> +And search this innocent?<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Ped.</i> With all our hearts.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ric.</i> Do not divide your selves till you come there,<br /> +Where they say she was ty'd, I'll follow too,<br /> +But never to return till she be found.<br /> +Give me my sword good <i>Pedro</i>, I will do<br /> +No harm, believe me, with it, I am now<br /> +Farr better temper'd; if I were not so,<br /> +I have enow besides, God keep you all,<br /> +And send us good success. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3><i>Actus Tertius. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Mercury, <i>and</i> Servant.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Who is it? can you tell?</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> By my troth, Sir, I know not, but +'tis a Gentlewoman.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> A Gentleman, I'll lay my life, you puppy, h'as sent +his Wife to me: if he have, fling up the bed.</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> Here she is, Sir.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_340" id="Page_340">[Pg 340]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Wife <i>with a Letter</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> I am glad I found you Sir, there, take your Letter, +and keep it till you have another friend to wrong, 'tis too +malicious false to make me sin, you have provoked me to +be that I love not, a talker, and you shall hear me.<br /> +Why should you dare to imagine me<br /> +So light a huswife, that from four hours knowledge<br /> +You might presume to offer to my credit<br /> +This rude and ruffian tryal, I am sure<br /> +I never courted you, nor gave you tokens,<br /> +That might concern assurance, you are a fool.<br /> +</p> + +<p> +<i>Mer.</i> I cannot blame you now, I see this letter,<br /> +Though you be angry, yet with me you must not,<br /> +Unless you'l make me guilty of a wrong,<br /> +My worst affections hate——<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Did not you send it?</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> No, upon my faith, which is more, I understand +it not; the hand is as far from my knowledge, as the malice.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> This is strange.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mer.</i> It is so, and had been stranger, and indeed more hateful,<br /> +Had I, that have receiv'd such courtesies, and owe so many<br /> +Thanks, done this base office.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Your name is at it.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Yes, but not my nature, and I shall hate my name +worse than the manner, for this base broking; you are wise +and vertuous, remove this fault from me; for on the love +I bear to truth and goodness, this Letter dare not name me +for the author.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Now I perceive my husbands knavery, <a name="p340_30" id="p340_30" class="fc">if [my]</a> man +can but find where he has been, I will goe with this Gentleman +whatsoever comes on't: and as I mean to carry it, both +he and all the World shall think it fit, and thank me for it.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> I must confess I loved you, at first, however this +made me leave your house unmannerly, that might provoke +me to do something ill, both to your honor and my faith, +and not to write this Letter, which I hold so truly wicked, +that I will not think on't.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_341" id="Page_341">[Pg 341]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> I do believe you, and since I see you are free, my +words were not meant to you, but this is not the half of +my affliction.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> 'Tis pitty you should know more vexation; may I +enquire?</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Faith, Sir, I fear I have lost my husband.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Your husband? it cannot be: I pitty her, how she's +vext!</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Servant.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> How now? What news? nay speak, for we must +know.</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> Faith I have found at length, by chance, where he +has been.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Where?</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> In a blind out-house in the Suburbs, pray God all be +well with him.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Why?</p> + +<p><i>Serv.</i> There are his cloaths, but, What's become of him,<br /> +I cannot yet enquire.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> I am glad of this; sure they have murther'd him,<br /> +What shall I do?</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Be not so grieved, before you know the truth, you +have time enough to weep, this is the sodain'st mischief; +Did you not bring an Officer to search there, where you say +you found his cloaths.</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> Yes, and we searcht it, and charg'd the fellow with +him: but he, like a Rogue, stubborn Rogue, made answer, he +knew not where he was; he had been there, but where he was +now, he could not tell: I tell you true, I fear him.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Are all my hopes and longings to enjoy him,<br /> +After this 3 years travel, come to this?</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> It is the rankest house in all the City, the most +cursed roguy Bawdy-house. Hell fire it.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> This is the worst I heard yet; Will you go home? +I'll bear you company, and give you the best help I may: +this being here will wrong you.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> As you are a Gentleman, and as you lov'd your<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_342" id="Page_342">[Pg 342]</a></span> +dead friend, let me not go home, that will but heap one +sorrow on another.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Why <a name="p342_3" id="p342_3" class="fc">propose</a> any thing and I'll perform't; I am +at my wits end too.</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> So am I, O my dear Master!</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Peace you great fool.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Then good Sir carry me to some retir'd place, far +from the sight of this unhappy City, whether you will indeed, +so it be far enough.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mer.</i> If I might Councel you, I think 'twere better to +go home,<br /> +And try what may be done yet, he may be at home afore +you, Who can tell?<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> O no, I know he's dead, I know he's murder'd; +tell me not of going home, you murder me too.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Well, since it pleases you to have it so, I will no +more perswade you to go home, I'll be your guide in the +Countrey, as your grief doth command me, I have a Mother +dwelling from this place some 20 miles: the house though +homely, yet able to shew something like a welcome; thither +I'll see you safe with all your sorrows.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> With all the speed that may be thought upon; I +have a Coach here ready, good Sir quickly; I'll fit you my +fine husband.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> It shall be so; if this fellow be dead, I see no +band of any other Man, to tye me from my will, and I will +follow her with such careful service, that she shall either be +my Love, or Wife; Will you walk in?</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> I thank you, Sir, but one word with my Man, and +I am ready; keep the <i>Irish</i> fellow safe, as you love your life, +for he I fear has a deep hand in this, then search agen, and get +out warrants for that naughty man, that keeps the bad house, +that he may answer it, if you find the body, give it due burial; +farewel. You shall hear from me, keep all safe. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span></p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> O my sweet Master!</p> + +<p class="center">Antonio <i>knocking within</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Ant. within.</i> Man-a-cree, the Devil take thee, Wilt thou +kill me here? I prethee now let me goe seek my Master, I +shall be very cheel else.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_343" id="Page_343">[Pg 343]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Servant.</i></p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> Do you hear man-a-cree, I'll cree your coxcombe, +and you keep not still, down you rogue.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Good sweet fact serving-man, let me out I beseech +de, and by my trot I will give dye Worship 2 shillings in +good argott, to buy dy Worship pippines.</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> This rogue thinks all the worth of man consists in +Peepins; by this light I'll beat rebellion out of you for ever.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Wilt thou not hear me Man? is fet; I'll give thee +all I have about me.</p> + +<p><i>Ser.</i> I thank you, Sir, so I may have picking work.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Here is five shillings Man.</p> + +<p><a name="p343_13" id="p343_13" class="fc"><i>Serv.</i></a> Here is a cudgel, a very good one.</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter two Serving-men.</i></p> + +<p><i>2. Ser.</i> How now, What's the matter? Where's the +<i>Irishman</i>.</p> + +<p><i>1. Ser.</i> There, a wyth take him, he makes more noise +alone there, than ten Lawyers can do with double, and a +scurvy Case.</p> + +<p><i>2. Ser.</i> Let him out, I must talk with him.</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Antonio.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Wilt thou give me some drink, O hone? I am very +dry Man.</p> + +<p><i>2 Ser.</i> You shall have that shall quench your thirst, my +friend.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Fate dost thou mean man.</p> + +<p><i>2 Ser.</i> Even a good tough halter.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> A halter? O hone!</p> + +<p><i>2 Ser.</i> Sirrah, you are a mischievous Rogue, that's the +truth.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> No, fet I am not.</p> + +<p><i>1 Ser.</i> Shall I knock out his brains? I have kill'd dogs +have been worth three of him for all uses.</p> + +<p><i>2 Ser.</i> Sirrah, the truth on't is, you must with me to a +Justice. O <i>Roger, Roger</i>.</p> + +<p><i>1 Ser.</i> Why, what's the matter <i>William</i>?</p> + +<p><i>2 Ser.</i> Heavy news <i>Roger</i>, heavy newes; god comfort us.</p> + +<p><i>1 Ser.</i> What is't Man?<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_344" id="Page_344">[Pg 344]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> What's the matter now? I am e'en weary of this +way, would I were out on't.</p> + +<p> +<i>1 Ser.</i> My Master sure is murder'd, <i>Roger</i>, and this cursed rogue<br /> +<a name="p344_5" id="p344_5" class="fc">I</a> fear, has had a hand in't.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> No fet not.</p> + +<p><i>1 Ser.</i> Stand away, I'll kickt out of him: come, sirrha, +mount, I'll make you dance, you Rascal, kill my Master? +If thy breech were cannon proof, having this good cause on +my side, I would encounter it; hold fair, <i>Shamrocke</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Why how now Sirs? you will not murder me indeed.</p> + +<p><i>2 Ser.</i> Bless us <i>Roger</i>!</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Nay, I am no spirit.</p> + +<p><i>2 Ser.</i> How do you Sir, this is my very Master.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Why well enough yet, but you have a heavy foot of +your own; Where's my Wife.</p> + +<p><i>1 Ser.</i> Alas poor sorrowful Gentlewoman, she thinks you +are dead, and has given o're house-keeping.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Whether is she gone then?</p> + +<p><i>1 Ser.</i> Into the Countrey with the Gentleman your +Friend Sir, to see if she can wear her sorrows out there; she +weeps and takes on too too—</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> This falls out pat; I shall be everlasting for a name: +Doe you hear? upon your lives and faiths to me, not one +word I am living, but let the same report pass along, that +I am murther'd still; I am made for ever.</p> + +<p><i>1 Ser.</i> Why Sir?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I have a Cause Sir, that's enough for you; well, if +I be not famous, I am wrong'd much; for any thing I know +I will not trouble him this week at least, no, let them take +their way one of another.</p> + +<p><i>1 Ser.</i> Sir, Will you be still an <i>Irish-man</i>?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Yes a while.</p> + +<p><i>2 Ser.</i> But your Worship will be beaten no more?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> No, I thank you <i>William</i>.</p> + +<p><i>1 Ser.</i> In truth, Sir, if it must be so, I'll do it better than a +stranger.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Goe, you are Knaves both, but I forgive you, I am +almost mad with the apprehension of what I shall be, not +a word I charge you. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span></p> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_345" id="Page_345">[Pg 345]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Valerio, <i>and</i> Viola.</p> + +<p> +<i>Val.</i> Come, pretty soul, we now are near our home,<br /> +And whilst our horses are walkt down the hill,<br /> +Let thou and I walke here over this Close:<br /> +The foot-way is more pleasant, 'tis a time<br /> +My pretty one, not to be wept away,<br /> +For every living thing is full of love;<br /> +Art not thou so too? ha?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> Nay, there are living things empty of love,<br /> +Or I had not been here, but for my self,<br /> +Alas, I have too much.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> It cannot be, that so much beauty, so much youth +and grace should have too much of love.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Pray what is love? for I am full of that I do not know.</p> + +<p> +<i>Val.</i> Why, love fair Maid is an extream desire,<br /> +That's not to be examin'd, but fulfill'd,<br /> +To ask the reason why thou art in love,<br /> +Or what might be the noblest end in love,<br /> +Would overthrow that kindly rising warmth,<br /> +That many times slides gently o'r the heart,<br /> +'Twould make thee grave and staid, thy thoughts would be,<br /> +Like a thrice married Widow, full of ends,<br /> +And void of all compassion, and to fright thee<br /> +From such enquiry, whereas thou art now<br /> +Living in ignorance, mild, fresh, and sweet,<br /> +And but sixteen; the knowing what love is,<br /> +Would make thee six and forty.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> Would it would make me nothing, I have heard<br /> +Scholars affirm, the <a name="p345_29" id="p345_29" class="fc">world's</a> upheld by Love,<br /> +But I believe, women maintain all this,<br /> +For there's no love in men.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> Yes, in some men.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> I know them not.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> Why, there is love in me.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> There's charity I am sure towards me.</p> + +<p> +<i>Val.</i> And love; which I will now express, my pretty maid,<br /> +I dare not bring thee home, my wife is foul,<br /> +And therefore envious, she is very old,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_346" id="Page_346">[Pg 346]</a></span>And therefore jealous: thou art fair and young.<br /> +A subject fit for her unlucky vices<br /> +No work upon, she never will endure thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Via.</i> She may endure<br /> +If she be ought, but Devil, all the friendship<br /> +That I will hold with you; can she endure<br /> +I should be thankful to you? may I pray<br /> +For you and her, will she be brought to think.<br /> +That all the honest industry I have,<br /> +Deserves brown bread? if this may be endur'd<br /> +She'll pick a quarrel with a sleeping child,<br /> +E'r she fall out with me.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> But trust me, she does hate all handsomness.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> How fell you in love with such a creature?</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> I never lov'd her.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> And yet married her?</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> She was a rich one.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> And you swore I warrant you, she was a fair one then too.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> Or believe me, I think I had not had her.</p> + +<p> +<i>Vio.</i> Are you men all such? wou'd you wou'd wall us in a place<br /> +Where all we women that are innocent,<br /> +Might live together.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> Do not weep at this,<br /> +Although I dare not for some weighty reason<br /> +Displease my Wife, yet I forget not thee.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> What will you do with me?</p> + +<p> +<i>Val.</i> Thou shalt be plac'd<br /> +At my mans house, and have such food and raiment<br /> +As can be bought with money: these white hands<br /> +Shall never learn to work, but they shall play<br /> +As thou say'st they were wont, teaching the strings<br /> +To move in order, or what else thou wilt.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> I thank you, Sir, but pray you cloath me poorly,<br /> +And let my labor get me means to live.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> But fair one, you, I know do so much hate<br /> +A foul ingratitude, you will not look<br /> +I should do this for nothing.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> I will work as much out as I can, and take as little,<br /> +That you shall have as duely paid to you<br /> +As ever servant did.<br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_347" id="Page_347">[Pg 347]</a></span> +<i>Vol.</i> But give me now a trial on't, I may believe<br /> +We are alone, shew me how thou wilt kiss<br /> +And hug me hard, when I have stolen away<br /> +From my too clamorous wife that watches me,<br /> +To spend a blessed hour or <a name="p347_4" id="p347_4" class="fc">t[w]o</a> with thee.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> Is this the love you mean? you would have that<br /> +Is not in me to give, you would have lust.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> Not to dissemble, or to mince the word,<br /> +'Tis Lust I wish indeed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> And by my troth I have it not: for heavens sake use<br /> +me kindly.<br /> +Though I be good, and shew perhaps a monster,<br /> +As this world goes.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> I do<br /> +But speak to thee, thy answers are thy own,<br /> +I compel none, but if <a name="p347_15" id="p347_15" class="fc">[thou]</a> refuse this motion,<br /> +Thou art not then for me, alas good soul;<br /> +What profit can thy work bring me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> But I fear, I pray goe, for lust they say, will grow<br /> +Outragious, being deni'd, I give you thanks<br /> +For all your courtesies, and there's a Jewel<br /> +That's worth the taking, that I did preserve<br /> +Safe from the robbers, pray you leave me here<br /> +Just as you found me, a poor innocent,<br /> +And Heaven will bless you for it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> Pretty maid, I am no Robber, nor no Ravisher,<br /> +I pray thee keep thy Jewel, I have done<br /> +No wrong to thee, though thou beest virtuous<br /> +And in extremity, I do not know,<br /> +That I am bound to keep thee.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> No Sir, for gods sake, if you know an honest man +in all these Countreys, give me some directions to find him +out.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> More honest than my self, good sooth I do not +know; I would have lain with thee, with thy consent, and +who would not in all these parts, is past my memory, I +am sorry for thee, farewel gentle maid, God keep thee +safe. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span></p> + +<p> +<i>Vio.</i> I thank you Sir, and you;<br /> +Woman they say, was only made of man,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_348" id="Page_348">[Pg 348]</a></span>Methinks 'tis strange they should be so unlike,<br /> +It may be all the best was cut away<br /> +To make the woman, and the naught was left<br /> +Behind with him, I'll sit me down and weep,<br /> +All things have cast me from 'em but the earth;<br /> +The evening comes, and every little flower<br /> +Droops now, as well as I.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter two Milk-maids with pails.</i></p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> Good <i>Madge</i> lets rest a little, by my troth I am +weary, this new pail is a plaguy heavy one, would <i>Tom</i> +were hang'd for choosing it, 'tis the <a name="p348_10" id="p348_10" class="fc">untoward'st</a> fool in a +Countrey.</p> + +<p><i>Madg.</i> With all my heart, and I thank you too, <i>Nan</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Vio.</i> What true contented happiness dwels here,<br /> +More than in Cities! wou'd to God my Father<br /> +Had liv'd like one of these, and bred me up<br /> +To milk: and do as they do: methinks<br /> +'Tis a life that I wou'd choose, if I were now<br /> +To tell my time agen, above a Princes; maids, for charity<br /> +Give a poor wench one draught of Milk,<br /> +That weariness and hunger have nigh famish'd.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> If I had but one Cows Milk in all the world, you +should have some on't; there, drink more, the Cheese shall +pay for it, alas poor heart, she's drie.</p> + +<p><i>Madge.</i> Do you dwell here abouts?</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> No, would I did.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> <i>Madge</i>, if she <a name="p348_26" id="p348_26" class="fc">does</a> not looke like my cosin <i>Sue</i> o'th' +<i>Moor lane</i>, as one thing can look like another—</p> + +<p><i>Madge.</i> Nay, <i>Sue</i> has a hazle eye, I know <i>Sue</i> well, and +by your leave, not so trim a body neither, this is a feat +bodied thing I tell you.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> She laces close by the mass I warrant you, and so +does <i>Sue</i> too.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> I thank you for your gentleness, fair maids.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> Drink agen pray thee.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> I am satisfied, and heaven reward thee for't, yet +thus far I will compell you to accept these trifles, toys only +that express my thanks, for greater worth, I'm sure they +have not in them; indeed you shall, I found 'em as I came.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> <i>Madge</i>, look you here <i>Madge</i>.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_349" id="Page_349">[Pg 349]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Madg.</i> Nay, I have as fine a one as you, mine's all gold, +and painted, <a name="p349_2" id="p349_2" class="fc">and a precious</a> stone in't; I warrant it cost a +crown wench.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> But mine is the most sumptuous one, that e'r I +saw.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> One favour you must do me more, for you are well +acquainted here.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> Uds me, our <i>Dorothy</i> went away but last week, and +I know my mistriss want's a maid, and why may she not be +plac'd there? this is a likely wench, I tell you truly, and +a good wench I warrant her.</p> + +<p><i>Madg.</i> And 'tis a hard case if we that have serv'd four +years apiece, cannot bring in one servant, we will prefer her; +hark you sister, pray what's your name.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> <i>Melvia.</i></p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> A feat name i'faith; and can you milk a cow? +and make a merry-bush? that's nothing.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> I shall learn quickly.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> But be sure to keep the men out, they will mar all +that you make else, I know that by my self; for I have been +So touz'd among 'em in my days, come you shall e'en home +with us, and be our fellow, our house is so honest, and we +serve a very good woman, and a Gentlewoman, and we live as +merrily, and dance a good daies after even-song: our Wake +shall be on Sunday; do you know what a Wake is? we +have mighty cheer then, and such a coil, 'twould bless ye; +you must not be so bashful, you'll spoil all.</p> + +<p><i>Madg.</i> Let's home for Gods sake, my Mistriss thinks by +this time we are lost, come, we'll have a care of you, I +warrant you; but you must tell my Mistress where you were +born, and every thing that belongs to you, and the strangest +things you can devise, for she loves those extreamly, 'tis no +matter whether they be true or no, she's not so scrupulous;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_350" id="Page_350">[Pg 350]</a></span> +you must be our Sister, and love us best, and tell us every +thing, and when cold weather comes, we'll lye together, +will you do this?</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Yes.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> Then home again <a name="p350_5" id="p350_5" class="fc">o' gods</a> name, can you go apace.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> I warrant you. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span></p> + + + + +<h3><i>Actus Quartus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Pedro <i>and</i> Uberto, <i>severally</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Ped.</i> How now, any good news yet?</p> + +<p><i>Silvio.</i> Faith not any yet.</p> + +<p><i>Ped.</i> This comes <a name="p350_11" id="p350_11" class="fc">o' tipling;</a> would 'twere treason and't +<a name="p350_12" id="p350_12" class="fc">pleas['d]</a> God, to drink more than three draughts at a meal.</p> + +<p><i>Sil.</i> When did you see <i>Richardo</i>?</p> + +<p><i>Ped.</i> I crost him twice to day.</p> + +<p><i>Sil.</i> You have heard of a young wench that was seen last +<a name="p350_15" id="p350_15" class="fc">[night].</a></p> + +<p><i>Ped.</i> Yes.</p> + +<p><i>Sil.</i> Has <i>Richard</i> heard of this?</p> + +<p><i>Ped.</i> Yes, and I think he's ridden after, farewel, I'll have +another round.</p> + +<p><i>Sil.</i> If you hear any thing, pray spare no horse-flesh,<br /> +I'll do the like.</p> + +<p><i>Ped.</i> Do. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Richardo <i>and</i> Valerio.</p> + +<p><i>Rich.</i> Sir, I did think 'twas you by all descriptions.</p> + +<p> +<i>Val.</i> 'Tis so,<br /> +I took her up indeed, the manner how<br /> +You have heard already, and what she had about her,<br /> +As Jewels, Gold, and other trifling things:<br /> +And what my end was, which because she slighted,<br /> +I left her there i'th' fields.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Left i'th' fields? could any but a Rogue<br /> +That had despis'd humanity and goodness,<br /> +<a name="p350_33" id="p350_33" class="fc">[God,]</a> law and credit; and had set himself<br /> +To lose his noblest part, and be a beast,<br /> +Have left so innocent unmatch'd a virtue,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_351" id="Page_351">[Pg 351]</a></span>To the rude mercy of a wilderness?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> Sir, if you come to rail, pray quit my house,<br /> +I do not use to have such language given<br /> +Within my doors to me; for your wench,<br /> +You may go seek her with more patience,<br /> +She's tame enough, I warrant you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Pray forgive me.<br /> +I do confess my much forgetfulness;<br /> +And weigh my words no farther, I beseech you,<br /> +Then a mere madness, for such a grief has seiz'd me<br /> +So strong and deadly, as a punishment,<br /> +And a just one too,<br /> +That 'tis a greater wonder I am living,<br /> +Than any thing I utter; yet let me tell you thus much,<br /> +'Twas a fault for leaving her<br /> +So in the fields.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> Sir, I will think so now, and credit me,<br /> +You have so wrought me with your grief, that I<br /> +Do both forgive and pity you:<br /> +And if you'll please to take a bed this night here;<br /> +To morrow I'll bring you where I left her.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> I thank you, <a name="p351_21" id="p351_21" class="fc">[no,]</a> shall I be so unworthy:<br /> +To think upon a bed, or ease, or comfort,<br /> +And have my heart stray from me, God knows where,<br /> +Cold and forsaken, destitute of friends,<br /> +And all good comforts else, unless some tree<br /> +Whose speechless charity must better ours,<br /> +With which the bitter east winds made their sport<br /> +And sung through hourly, hath invited her<br /> +To keep off half a day? shall she be thus,<br /> +And I draw in soft slumbers? <i>God</i> forbid.<br /> +No, night and bitter coldness, I provoke thee,<br /> +And all the dews that hang upon thy locks,<br /> +Showrs, Hails, Snows, Frosts, and two edged Winds that prime<br /> +The maiden blossoms, I provoke you all,<br /> +And dare expose this body to your sharpness,<br /> +Till I be made a Land-mark.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> Will you then stay and eat with me?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Y'are angry with me, I know y'are angry,<br /> +You would not bid me eat else; my poor Mistriss,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_352" id="Page_352">[Pg 352]</a></span>For ought I know <a name="p351_40" id="p351_40" class="fc">thou'rt</a> famish'd, for what else<br /> +Can the fields yield thee, and the stubborn season,<br /> +That yet holds in the fruit? good gentle Sir,<br /> +Think not ill manners in me for denying<br /> +Your offer'd meat, for sure I cannot eat<br /> +While I do think she wants; well I'm a rascal;<br /> +A villain, slave, that only was begotten,<br /> +To murder women, and of them the best.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> This is a strange affliction.<br /> +If you'll accept no greater courtesie, yet drink Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> Now I am sure you hate me, and you knew<br /> +What kind of man I am, as indeed 'tis fit,<br /> +That every man should know me to avoid me.<br /> +If you have peace within you, Sir, or goodness<br /> +Name that abhord word - Drink, no more unto me,<br /> +You had safer strike me.<br /> +I pray you do not, if you love me do not.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> Sir, I mean no ill by it.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Ric.</i> It may be so,<br /> +Nor let me see<br /> +None Sir, if you love heaven;<br /> +You know not what offence it is unto me,<br /> +Nor good now do not ask me why:<br /> +And I warn you once again, let no man else speak of't,<br /> +I fear your servants will be prating to me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> Why Sir, what ail you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> I hate drink, there's the end on't,<br /> +And that man that drinks with meat is damn'd<br /> +Without an age of prayers and repentance,<br /> +And there's a hazard too; good Sir, no more<br /> +If you will do me a free courtesie;<br /> +That I shall know for one: go take your horse,<br /> +And bring me to the place where you left her:<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> Since you are so <a name="p352_33" id="p352_33" class="fc">impo[r]tunate</a>, I will;<br /> +But I will wish Sir, you had staid to night<br /> +Upon my credit you shall see no drink.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Be gone, the hearing of it makes me giddy,<br /> +Sir, will you be intreated to forbear it,<br /> +I shall be mad else.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> I pray no more of that, I am quiet,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_353" id="Page_353">[Pg 353]</a></span>I'll but walk in, and away straight.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Now I thank you,<br /> +But what you do, do in a twinkling, Sir.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> As soon as may be. <span class="ralign">[<a name="p353_3" id="p353_3" class="fc"><i>Exit.</i></a></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Mother</i>, Viola, <i>and two Milk-maids</i>.</p> + +<p> +<i>Moth.</i> Is this the wench you have brought me? some catch I warrant.<br /> +<a name="p353_7" id="p353_7" class="fc">How daringly</a> she looks upon the matter!<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Madge.</i> Yes forsooth, this is the maiden.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Come hither, wou'd you serve?</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> If it shall please you to accept my service, I hope I +shall do something that <a name="p353_10" id="p353_10" class="fc">shall</a> like you, though it be but +truth, and often praying for you.</p> + +<p> +<i>Moth.</i> You are very curious of your hand methinks,<br /> +You preserve it so with gloves, let me see it;<br /> +I marry, here's a hand of march-pane, wenches,<br /> +This pretty palme never knew sorrow yet;<br /> +How soft it is I warrant you, and supple:<br /> +O' my word, this is fitter for a pocket to filch withal<br /> +Than to <a name="p353_19" id="p353_19" class="fc">[work]</a>, I fear me little one,<br /> +You are no better than you should be; <a name="p353_20" id="p353_20" class="fc">goe to</a>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> My Conscience yet is but one witness to me,<br /> +And that heaven knows, is of mine innocence,<br /> +'Tis true, I must confess with shame enough,<br /> +The time that I have led, yet never taught me<br /> +What 'twas to break a sleep, or to be weary.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> You can say well: if you be mine, wench, you +must doe well too, for words are but slow workers, yet so +much hope I have of you, that I'll take you, so you'll be +diligent, and do your duty: how now?</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Alexander.</p> + +<p> +<i>Alex.</i> There is a messenger come from your son,<br /> +That brings you word he is return'd from travel,<br /> +And will be here this night.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Moth.</i> Now joy upon thee for it, thou art ever<br /> +A bringer of good tidings, there, drink that:<br /> +In troth thou hast much contented me, my Son!<br /> +Lord how thou hast pleas'd me, shall I see my Son<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_354" id="Page_354">[Pg 354]</a></span>Yet e'r I dye? take care my house be handsome,<br /> +And the new stools set out, and boughs and rushes,<br /> +And flowers for the window, and the <i>Turky</i> Carpet,<br /> +And the great parcel Salt, <i>Nan</i>, with the Cruets,<br /> +And prethee <i>Alexander</i> goe to the Cook,<br /> +And bid him spare for nothing, my son's come home,<br /> +Who's come with him?<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> I hear of none yet, but a Gentlewoman.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> A Gentlewoman? what Gentlewoman?</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> I know not, but such a one there is, he says.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Pray God he have not cast away himself<br /> +Upon some snout-fair piece, I do not like it.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> No sure, my Master has more discretion.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> <a name="p354_13" id="p354_13" class="fc">[Well,]</a> be it how it will, he shall be welcome.<br /> +Sirs to your tasks, and shew this little novice<br /> +How to bestir her self, I'll sort out things. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span></p> + +<p><i>Madge.</i> We will forsooth, I can tell you, my Mistriss is +a stirring woman.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> Lord how she'll talk sometimes! 'tis the maddest +cricket—</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Methinks she talks well, and shews a great deal of +good huswivery, pray let me deck the chambers, shall I?</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> Yes, you shall, but do not scorn to be advis'd, Sister, +for there belongs more to that, than you are aware on; why +<a name="p354_24" id="p354_24" class="fc">[w]ould</a> you venture so fondly upon the strowings? there's +mighty matters in them I'll assure you, and in the spreading +of a bough-pot, you may miss, if you were ten years elder, +if you take not a special care before you.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> I will learn willingly, if that be all.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> Sirrah where is't they say my young Master hath +been?</p> + +<p><i>Madg.</i> Faith I know not, beyond the Sea, where they are +born without noses.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> [<a name="p354_33" id="p354_33" class="fc">Jesse</a> blesse] us! without noses? how do they do +for handkerchiefs?</p> + +<p><i>Madg.</i> So <i>Richard</i> says, and sirrah, their feet stand in +their foreheads.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> That's fine by my troth, these men have pestilent +running heads then; do they speak as we do?</p> + +<p><i>Mag.</i> No, they never speak.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> Are they cursend?<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_355" id="Page_355">[Pg 355]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Mag.</i> No, they call them Infidels, I know not what they +are.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> Sirrah, we shall have fine courting now my young +master is come home, were you never courted Sister?</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Alas, I know it not.</p> + +<p><i>Mag.</i> What is that courting, sirrah?</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> I can tell, for I was once courted in the matted +chamber, you know the party <i>Madge</i>, faith he courted finely.</p> + +<p><i>Madg.</i> Pray thee what is't?</p> + +<p><a name="p355_10" id="p355_10" class="fc"><i>Na</i>[<i>n</i>]</a>. Faith, nothing but he was somewhat figent with +me, faith 'tis fine sport, this courting.</p> + +<p><i>Alex. within.</i> Where be the Maids there?</p> + +<p><i>Madg.</i> We shall be hang'd anon, away good wenches, +and <a name="p355_14" id="p355_14" class="fc">have</a> a care you dight things handsomly, I will look +over you. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Mercury <i>and</i> Maria.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> If your sorrow will give you so far leave, pray think +your self most welcome to this place, for so upon my life you +are, and for your own fair sake, take truce awhile with these +immoderate mournings.</p> + +<p> +<i>Wife.</i> I thank you Sir, I shall doe what I may;<br /> +Pray lead me to a chamber.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Mother and</i> Alexander.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mer.</i> Presently,<br /> +Before your blessing Mother, I intreat ye<br /> +To know this Gentlewoman, and bid her welcome,<br /> +The virtuous wife of him that was my self<br /> +In all my travels.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Moth.</i> Indeed she is most welcome, so are you son <span class="ralign">[<i>kneel.</i></span><br /> +Now all my blessing on thee; thou hast made me<br /> +Younger by 20 years, than I was yesterday,<br /> +Will you walk in? what ails this Gentlewoman?<br /> +Alas, I fear she is not well, good <a name="p355_33" id="p355_33" class="fc">Gen[t]lewoman</a>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> You fear right.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Moth.</i> She has fasted over long,<br /> +You shall have supper presently o'th' board.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> She will not eat; I can assure you Mother,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_356" id="Page_356">[Pg 356]</a></span>For Gods sake let your Maid conduct her up<br /> +Into some fair becoming Chamber<br /> +Fit for a woman of her Being, and<br /> +As soon as may be,<br /> +I know she's very ill, and wou'd have rest.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Moth.</i> There is one ready for her, the blew chamber.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> 'Tis well, I'll lead you to your chamber door<br /> +And there I'll leave you to your quiet, Mistriss.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> I thank you, Sir, good rest to every one,<br /> +You'll see me once again to night, I hope. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> When you shall please, I'll wait upon you, Lady.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Where are these maids, attend upon the Gentlewoman, +and see she want no good thing in the house? goodnight +with all my heart forsooth, good Lord how you are +grown, is he not <i>Alexander</i>?</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> Yes truly, he's shot up finely, God be thanked.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> An ill weed, Mother, will do so.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> You say true, Sir, an ill weed grows apace.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> <i>Alexander</i> the sharp, you take <a name="p356_18" id="p356_18" class="fc">[me]</a> very quickly.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Nay, I can tell you, <i>Alexander</i> will do it, do you +read madcap still?</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> Sometimes forsooth.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> But faith Son, what Countreys have you travell'd?</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Why many, Mother, as they lay before me, <i>France</i>, +<i>Spain</i>, <i>Italy</i> and <i>Germany</i>, and other Provinces that I am +sure, you are not better'd by, when you hear of them.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> And can you these tongues perfectly?</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Of some a little, Mother.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Pray spout some <i>French</i> Son.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> You understand it not, and to your ears 'twill goe +like an unshod cart upon the stones, only a rough unhandsome +sound.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> <a name="p356_32" id="p356_32" class="fc">[Faith]</a> I would fain hear some <i>French</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> Good Sir, speak some <i>French</i> to my Mistriss.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> At your intreaty <i>Alexander</i>, I will, who shall I speak +to?</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> If your worship will do me the favour Sir, to me.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> <i>Mounseir</i>, <i>Poultron</i>, <i>Coukew</i>, <i>Cullione</i>, <i>Besay</i>, <i>Man cur</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> <i>Awe Mounseir.</i></p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Ha, ha, ha, this fine indeed, gods <a name="p356_39" id="p356_39" class="fc">blessing 'on</a> thy +heart Son, by my troth thou art grown a proper Gentleman,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_357" id="Page_357">[Pg 357]</a></span> +cullen and pullen, good god what <a name="p357_1" id="p357_1" class="fc">[saucey]</a> words they use +beyond the seas, ha, ha, ha!</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> Did not <a name="p357_3" id="p357_3" class="fc">[you sweare]</a> right.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mer.</i> Yes good <i>Alexander</i>, if you had done so too,<br /> +But good Mother, I am very hungry, and have rid far to day, and am fasting.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Moth.</i> You shall have your supper presently, my sweet +Son.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> As soon as you please, which once ended,<br /> +I'll go and <a name="p357_10" id="p357_10" class="fc">visit yo[n]</a> sick Gentlewoman.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Come then. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Antonio <i>like a Post, with a Letter</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I have ridden like a fury, to make up this work, +and I will do it bravely, e'r I leave it; this is the house I +am sure.</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Alexander.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> Who wou'd you speak with, Sir?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Marry Sir, I would speak with a Gentlewoman, +came this night late here from the City, I have some Letters +of importance to her, I am a Post Sir, and would be +<a name="p357_21" id="p357_21" class="fc">dispa[t]ch'd</a> in haste.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> Sir, cannot I deliver 'em? for the truth is, she's +ill, and in her chamber.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Pray pardon me, I must needs speak with her, my +business is so weighty.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> I'll tell her so, and bring you present word.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Pray do so, and I'll attend her, pray god the grief of +my imagined death, spoil not what I intend, I hope it will +not.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> Though she be very ill, and desires no trouble,<br /> +Yet if your business be so urgent, you may come up and +speak with her.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I thank you Sir, I follow you. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Alex.</span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Wife.</i></p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> What should this fellow be i'th' name of Heaven, +that comes with such post business? sure my Husband hath +reveal'd himself, and in this haste sent after me, are you the +Post my friend?<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_358" id="Page_358">[Pg 358]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> <a name="p358_1" id="p358_1" class="fc">Anto[n]io</a>.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Yes forsooth Mistriss.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> What good news hast thou brought me gentle Post?<br /> +For I have woe and grief too much already.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I would you had less, Mistriss, I could wish it, +<a name="p358_6" id="p358_6" class="fc">beshrew</a> my heart she moves me cruelly.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Have I found you once more Jugler? well Jewel, +thou hast only virtue in thee, of all I read of yet; what ears +has this ass to betray him with? well, what's your business +then?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I have brought a Letter from your servant, Mistriss, +in haste.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Pray give it me, I hope the best still.</p> + +<p> +<i>Ant.</i> This is the upshot, and I know I have hit it,<br /> +Well, if the spirits of the dead do walk, I shall<br /> +Hear more of this one hundred years hence.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> By any means you must have special care, for now +the City is possest for certain, my Master is made away, +which for ought I know is <a name="p358_19" id="p358_19" class="fc">[a]</a> truth indeed; good Mistriss +leave your grief, and see your danger, and let that wise and +noble Gentleman with whom you are, be your right hand +in all things.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Now do I know I have the better on't, by the languishing +of her eye at this near instant, 'tis still simming in +her blood, in coyning somewhat to turn <i>Mercury</i>, I know it.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> He is my Husband, and 'tis reasonable he should +command in all things, since he will be an ass against the +hair, at his own peril be it, in the morn you shall have a +pacquet, till when, I must intreat you stay, you shall not lose +by it.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I do not doubt it, Mistriss; I'll leave you to your +rest, and wait your pleasure.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Do, and seek out the Gentleman of the house, bid +him come to me presently.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Who, Mr. <i>Mercury</i>?</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Do you know him, Post?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Only by sight forsooth, now I remember your servant +will'd me to let you know he is the only man, you <a name="p358_38" id="p358_38" class="fc">[and]</a> +your fortunes, are now to rest upon.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_359" id="Page_359">[Pg 359]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Prethee no more, I know all this already.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I'll take my leave now, I am made for ever. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span></p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Good night, I am provided for you, my fine youth. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Mother, beating</i> Viola, Alexander <i>with +a broken Glass</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Mother.</i> I'll make thee have more care.</p> + +<p><i>Viola.</i> Good Mistriss pardon me.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Thou'lt ne'r be good I warrant thee, can your fine +fingers hold no faster?</p> + +<p><i>Viola.</i> Indeed it was against my will.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> <i>Alexander</i>, let's see the glass, as I am true kirsome +woman, it is one of the chrystal glasses my Cosin sent me, +and the baggage hath broke it where it cannot be mended, +<i>Alexander</i>, can <i>Humphrey</i> mend this think you?</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> No truly, this will ne'er be mended.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Truly I meant but to wash it for the Gentlewoman +that is sick above, and shaking out the water, knockt it against +the pail side.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Did you so? be sure I'll stop it, 'twill make a good +gap in your quarters wages, <a name="p359_21" id="p359_21" class="fc">I</a> can tell you.</p> + +<p><i>Viola.</i> I pray forgive me, and let me have no wages this +first quarter.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Go whimling, and fetch two or three grating +loaves out of the Kitching, to make Ginger-bread of, 'tis +such an untoward thing. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit</i> Viola.</span></p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> She's somewhat simple indeed, she knew not what a +kimnel was, she wants good nurture mightily.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> My Son tells me, <i>Alexander</i>, that this young widow +means to sojourn here, she offers largely for her board, I may +offer her good cheer, prethee make a step i'th' morning +down to the Parsonage for some <a name="p359_32" id="p359_32" class="fc">Pigeons;</a> what are you +mad there? what noise is that? are you at bowls within? +why do you whine?</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Viola <i>weeping</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> I have done another fault, I beseech you sweet +Mistriss forgive me.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> What's the matter?<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_360" id="Page_360">[Pg 360]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> As I was reaching for the bread that lay upon the +shelf, I have thrown down the minc'd meat, that should have +made the pies to morrow.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Get thee out of my house, thou filthy destroying +Harlot, thou, I'll not keep thee an hour longer.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Good Mistriss, beat me rather for my fault, as much +as it deserves, I do not know whither to go.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> No I warrant thee, out of my doors.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Indeed I'll mend, I pray speak you for me.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> If thou hadst hurl'd down any thing but the Pie-meat, +I would have spoke for thee, but I cannot find in my +heart now.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Art thou here yet? I think I must have an Officer +to thrust thee out of my doors, must I?</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Why, you may stop this in my wages too,<br /> +For God's sake do, I'll find my self this year;<br /> +And let me stay.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Thou't spoil ten times as much, I'll cudgel thee +out of my doors.</p> + +<p> +<i>Vio.</i> I am assur'd you are more merciful,<br /> +Than thus to beat me and discharge me too.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Dost thou dispute with me, <i>Alexander</i> carry the +prating hilding forth.</p> + +<p> +<i>Vio.</i> Good Mistriss hear me, I have here a Jewel,<br /> +My Mother left me, and 'tis something worth:<br /> +Receive it, and when all my faults together<br /> +Come to the worth of that, then turn me forth,<br /> +Till then I pray you keep me.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> What giggombob have we here? pray god you +have not pilfred this somewhere, th'art such a puling thing, +wipe your eyes, and rise, go your ways, <i>Alexander</i>, bid the +Cook mince some more meat, come, and get you to bed +quickly, that you may up betime i'th' morning a milking, +or you and I shall fall out worse yet. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Moth, and</i> Alex.</span></p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> She has hurt my arm; I am afraid she is a very angry +woman, but bless him heaven that did me the most wrong, +I am afraid <i>Antonio's</i> wife should see me, she will know me.</p> + +<p><i>Mother within.</i> <i>Melvia.</i></p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> I am coming, she's not angry agen I hope. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span> +</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_361" id="Page_361">[Pg 361]</a></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Mercury.</p> + +<p> +<i>Mer.</i> Now what am I the better for enjoying<br /> +This woman that I <a name="p361_3" id="p361_3" class="fc">lov'd so? all</a> I find,<br /> +That I before imagined to be happy:<br /> +Now I have done, it turns to nothing else<br /> +But a poor pitied, and a base repentance,<br /> +Udsfoot, I am monstrous angry with my self:<br /> +Why should a man that has discourse and reason,<br /> +And knows how near he loses all in these things,<br /> +Covet to have his wishes satisfied;<br /> +Which when they are, are nothing but the shame<br /> +I do begin to loath this woman strangely,<br /> +And I think justly too, that durst adventure,<br /> +Flinging away her modesty to take<br /> +A stranger to her bed, her Husbands body<br /> +Being scarce cold in the earth for her content,<br /> +It was no more to take my senses with<br /> +Than if I had an idle dream in sleep<br /> +Yet I have made her promises: which grieves me,<br /> +And I must keep 'em too, I think she hunts me:<br /> +The devil cannot keep these women off,<br /> +When they are fletched once.</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Wife in night attire.</i></p> + +<p> +<i>Wife.</i> To bed for gods sake Sir, why do you stay here?<br /> +Some are up i'th' house, I heard the wife,<br /> +Good dear sweet-heart to bed.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Why, I am going! why do you follow me?<br /> +You would not have it known I hope, pray get you<br /> +Back to your chamber, the doors hard by for me,<br /> +Let me alone, I warrant you this it is<br /> +To thresh well, I have got a customer,<br /> +Will you go to bed?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Will you?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> Yes, I am going.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Then remember your promise you made to marry me.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> I will, but it was your fault, that it came<br /> +To this pinch now, that it must need remembrance:<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_362" id="Page_362">[Pg 362]</a></span>For out of honesty I offer'd you<br /> +To marry you first, why did you slack that offer?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> Alas I told you the inconvenience of it,<br /> +And what wrong it would appear to the world<br /> +If I had married <a name="p362_4" id="p362_4" class="fc">[you]</a> in such post-haste<br /> +After his death: beside, the foolish people<br /> +Would have been bold to have thought we had lain together<br /> +in his time, and like enough imagin'd<br /> +We two had murther'd him.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Mer.</i> I love her tongue yet,<br /> +If I were a Saint<br /> +A gilded Saint, and such a thing as this<br /> +Should prate thus wittily and feelingly<br /> +Unto my Holiness, I cannot tell,<br /> +But I fear shrewdly I should do something<br /> +That would quite scratch me out o'th' Kalender,<br /> +And if I stay longer talking with her,<br /> +Though I am mad at what I have done already,<br /> +Yet I shall forget my self again;<br /> +I feel the Devil<br /> +Ready to hold my stirrop; pray to bed, good night.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Wife.</i> This kiss, good night sweet Love,<br /> +And peace goe with thee: thou hast prov'd thy self<br /> +The honestest man that ever was entic'd<br /> +To that sweet sin as people please to call it,<br /> +Of lying with anothers wife, and I,<br /> +I think the honestest woman without blushing,<br /> +That ever lay with another man, I sent my Husband<br /> +Into a Cellar, post, fearing, and justly<br /> +He should have known him, which I did not purpose<br /> +Till I had had my end.<br /> +Well, now this plot is perfect, let him brag on't. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + +<h3><i>Actus Quintus. Scæna Prima.</i></h3> + + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Justice and</i> Curio <i>with a Paper</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Birlady Sir, you have rid hard that you have.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> They that have business, must do so, I take it.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> You say true, when set you out my friend?</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> About ten a clock, and I have rid all night.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_363" id="Page_363">[Pg 363]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> By the mass you are tough indeed, I have seen the +day, I would have rid too with the proudest of them, and +fling dirt in their faces, and I have don't with this foolish +boy, Sir, many a time; but what can last always? 'tis done, +'tis done now, Sir, age, care, and office, brings us to our +footcloaths, the more the pity.</p> + +<p><i>Curio.</i> I believe that, Sir, but will it please you to read +the business?</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> My friend, I can <a name="p363_9" id="p363_9" class="fc">read, and I</a> can tell you when.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> Would I could too Sir, for my haste requires it.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Whence comes it do you say?</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> Sir from the City.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Oh from the City, 'tis a reverent place.</p> + +<p> +<i>Curio.</i> And his justice be as short as his memory,<br /> +A Dudgion Dagger will serve him to mow down sin withal,<br /> +What clod-pole Commissioner is this?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Just.</i> And by my faith, govern'd by worthy members,<br /> +Discreet and upright.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> Sir, they are beholding to you, you have given some +of them a commendations, they were not worthy of this +twenty years.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Go to, go to, you have a merry meaning, I have +found you Sir, i' faith, you are a wag, away, fie now I'll read +Your Letter.</p> + +<p> +<i>Cur.</i> Pray do Sir; what a misery 'tis<br /> +To have an urgent business wait the Justice<br /> +Of such an old Tuff-taffata that knows not,<br /> +Nor can be brought to understand more sence,<br /> +Than how to restore supprest Alehouses,<br /> +And have his man compound small trespasses,<br /> +For ten groats.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Sir, it seems here your business is of <a name="p363_32" id="p363_32" class="fc">a</a> deeper circumstance +than I conceiv'd it for; what do you mean, Sir?</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> 'Tis for mine own ease I'll assure your Worship.</p> + +<p> +<i>Just.</i> It shall not be i' faith friend, here I have it,<br /> +That one <i>Antonio</i> a Gentleman, I take it so,<br /> +Yes, it is so, a Gentleman is lately thought to<br /> +Have been made away, and by my faith, upon a<br /> +Pearls ground too, if you consider; well, there's<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_364" id="Page_364">[Pg 364]</a></span>Knavery in't, I see that without spectacles.</p> + +<p> +<i>Cur.</i> Sure this fellow deals in revelation, he's so hidden,<br /> +Goe thy ways, thou wilt stick a bench spit as formally,<br /> +And shew thy Agot, and hatch'd chain<br /> +As well as the best of them.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> And now I have consider'd, I believe it.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> What Sir?</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> That he was murdered.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> Did you know him?</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> No.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> Nor how it is suppos'd.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> No, nor I care not two-pence, those are toys and +yet I verily believe he was murdered, as sure as I believe +thou art a man, I never fail'd in these things yet, w'are a +man that's beaten to these matters, experience is a certain +conceal'd thing that fails not: pray let me ask you one +thing, why do you come to me?</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> Because the Letter is addrest to you, being the +nearest Justice.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> The nearest? is that all?</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> I think it be Sir, I would be loth you should be +the wisest.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Well Sir, as it is, I will endeavour in it; yet if +it had come to me by name, I know not, but I think it had +been as soon dispatcht as by another, and with as round a +wisdom, I, and as happily, but that's all one: I have born +this place this thirty years, and upwards, and with sufficient +credit, and they may when they please, know me better; +to the nearest? well.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> Sir, it is not my fault, for had I known you +sooner—</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> I thank you Sir, I know it.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> I'll be sworn you should have plaid <a name="p364_32" id="p364_32" class="fc">for [any]</a> +business now.</p> + +<p> +<i>Just.</i> And further, they have specified unto me, his +Wife is sorely suspected in this matter, as a main cause. +</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> I think she be Sir, for no other cause can be yet +found.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> And one <i>Mercury</i> a traveller, with whom they say +directly she is run away, and as they think this way.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> I knew all this before.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_365" id="Page_365">[Pg 365]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Well Sir, this <i>Mercury</i> I know, and his breeding, +a neighbors child hard by, you have been happy, Sir, in +coming hither.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> Then you know where to have him, Sir?</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> I do Sir, he dwells near me.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> I doubt your Worship dwels near a knave then.</p> + +<p> +<i>Just.</i> I think so; pray put on: but 'tis a wonder<br /> +To see how graceless people are now given,<br /> +And how base virtue is accounted with them<br /> +That should be all in all, as says a wise man.<br /> +<br /> +I tell you Sir, and it is true, that there have been such +murthers, and of late days, as 'twould make your very heart +bleed in you, and some of them as I shall be enabled, I will +tell you, it fell out of late days.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> It may be so, but will it please you to proceed in this?</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> An honest Weaver, and as good a workman, as +e'er shot shuttle, and as close: but every man must dye; this +honest Weaver being a little mellow in his Ale, that was +the evidence <i>verbatim</i>, Sir, God bless the mark, sprung his +neck just in this place: well <i>Jarvis</i>, thou hadst wrongs, and +if <a name="p365_21" id="p365_21" class="fc">I</a> live some of the best shall sweat for't, then a wench—</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> But Sir, you have forgot my business.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> A sober pretty maid about 17, they say, certainly, +howsoever 'tis shuffled, she burst her self, and fondly, if it +be so, with Furmety at a Churching, but I think the Devil +had another agent in't: either of which, if I can catch, shall +stretch for't.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> This is a mad Justice that will hang the Devil; +but I would you would be short in this, before that other +notice can be given.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Sir, I will doe discreetly what is fitting; what, +<i>Antonio</i>?</p> + +<p><i>Ant. within.</i> Your Worship.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Put on your best coat, and let your fellow <i>Mark</i> +goe to the Constable, and bid him aid me with all the speed +he can, and all the power, and provide Pen and Ink to take +their confessions, and my long sword: I cannot tell what +danger we may meet with; you'll go with us?</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> Yes, what else? I came to that end to accuse both +parties.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_366" id="Page_366">[Pg 366]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> May I crave what you are?</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> Faith Sir, one that to be known would not profit +you, more than <a name="p366_3" id="p366_3" class="fc">a near</a> kinsman of the dead <i>Antonio's</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> 'Tis well, I am sorry for my neighbor, truly, that +he had no more grace, 'twill kill his Mother; she's a good +old woman, will you walk in? I'll but put my cloak on, and +my chain off, and a clean band, and have my shooes blackt +over, and shift my Jerkin, and we'll to our business, and you +shall see how I can bolt these matters.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> As soon as't please you, Sir. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Valerio, <i>and</i> Richardo.</p> + +<p> +<i>Val.</i> This is the place; here did I leave the Maid<br /> +Alone last night, drying her tender eyes,<br /> +Uncertain what to do, and yet desirous<br /> +To have me gone.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> How rude are all we men,<br /> +That take the name of <i>Civil</i> to our selves!<br /> +If she had set her foot upon an earth<br /> +Where people live that we call barbarous;<br /> +Though they had had no house to bring her to,<br /> +They would have spoil'd the glory, that the spring<br /> +Has deckt the trees in, and with willing hands<br /> +Have torn their branches down, and every man<br /> +Would have become a builder for her sake.<br /> +What time left you her there?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> I left her, when the Sun had so much to sett,<br /> +As he is now got from his place of rise.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> So near the night she could not wander far;<br /> +Fair <i>Viola</i>!<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> It is in vain to call, she sought a house<br /> +Without all question.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Peace, fair <i>Viola</i>?<br /> +Fair <i>Viola</i>? who should have left her here<br /> +On such a ground? if you had meant to lose her,<br /> +You might have found there were <a name="p366_35" id="p366_35" class="fc">no ecchos</a> here<br /> +To take her name, and carry it about,<br /> +When her true Lover came to mourn for her,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_367" id="Page_367">[Pg 367]</a></span>Till all the neighboring valleys and the hills,<br /> +Resounded <i>Viola</i>,—<br /> +And such a place,<br /> +You should have chose—<br /> +You pity us because<br /> +The dew a little wets our feet,<br /> +Unworthy far to seek her in the wet;<br /> +And what becomes of her? where wandred she,<br /> +With two showers raining on her, from her eyes<br /> +Continually, abundantly, from which<br /> +There's neither tree nor house to shelter her;<br /> +Will you go with me to travel?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> Whither?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Over all the world.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> No by my faith, I'll make a shorter journey<br /> +When I do travel.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> But there's no hope<br /> +To gain my end in any shorter way.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> Why, what's your end?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> It is to search the earth,<br /> +Till we have found two in the shapes of men,<br /> +As wicked as our selves.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> 'Twere not so hard to find out those.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Why, if we find them out,<br /> +It were the better, for what brave villany,<br /> +Might we four do? we wou'd not keep together:<br /> +For every one has treachery enough<br /> +For twenty countreys, one should trouble <i>Asia</i>,<br /> +Another should sow strife in <i>Africa</i>;<br /> +But you should play the knave, in at home in <i>Europe</i>,<br /> +And for <i>America</i> let me alone.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Val.</i> Sir, I am honester,<br /> +Than you know how to be, and can no more<br /> +Be wrong'd, but I shall find my self aright.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> If you had any spark of honesty,<br /> +You would not think that honester than I,<br /> +Were a praise high enough to serve your turn:<br /> +If men were commonly so bad as I,<br /> +Thieves would be put in Calendars for Saints;<br /> +And bones of murderers would work miracles.<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_368" id="Page_368">[Pg 368]</a></span>I am a kind of knave, of knave so much<br /> +There is betwixt me, and the vilest else—<br /> +But the next place of all to mine is yours.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter two Milk-maids and</i> Viola <i>with pails</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> That last is she, 'tis she.</p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> Let us away, we shall infect her, let her have the wind,<br /> +And we will kneel down here.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Wenches away, for here are men.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> Fair maid, I pray you stay.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Alas, agen?</p> + +<p><i>Rich.</i> Why do you lay hold on her? I pray heartily let her go.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> With all my heart, I do not mean to hurt her.</p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> But stand away then for the purest bodies<br /> +Will soonest take infection, stand away,<br /> +But for infecting her my self, by heaven,<br /> +I would come there, and beat thee further off.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> I know that voice and face.</p> + +<p><i>Val.</i> You are finely mad, <a name="p368_18" id="p368_18" class="fc">g[o]dbwy</a> Sir, now you are here +together, I'll leave <a name="p368_19" id="p368_19" class="fc">[y]ou</a> so, god send you good luck, both; +when you are soberer, you'll give me thanks. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span></p> + +<p><i>Madg.</i> Wilt thou go milk? come.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> Why dost not come?</p> + +<p><i>Madge.</i> She nods, she's asleep.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> What wert up so early?</p> + +<p><i>Madge.</i> I think yon man's mad to kneel there, nay +<a name="p368_25" id="p368_25" class="fc">[come]</a> away, <a name="p368_26" id="p368_26" class="fc">uds body</a>, <i>Nan</i>, help, she looks black i'th face, +She's in a sound.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> And you be a man, come hither, and help a woman.</p> + +<p><i>Rich.</i> Come thither? you are a fool.</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> And you a knave and a beast that you are.</p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> Come hither, 'twas my being now so near,<br /> +That made <a name="p368_32" id="p368_32" class="fc">[her]</a> swound, and you are wicked people,<br /> +Or you wou'd do so too; my venom eyes<br /> +Strike innocency dead at such a distance,<br /> +Here I'll kneel, for this is out of distance.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Nan.</i> Th'art a prating ass, there's no goodness in thee,<br /> +I warrant, how dost thou?<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> Why? well.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Madge.</i> Art thou able to go?<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_369" id="Page_369">[Pg 369]</a></span><br /> +<i>Vio.</i> No, pray go you and milk, if I be able to come<br /> +I'll follow you, if not, Til sit here,<br /> +Till you come back.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> I am loth to leave thee here <a name="p369_4" id="p369_4" class="fc">with yon</a> wild fool.</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> I know him well, I warrant thee he will not hurt +me.</p> + +<p><i>Madge.</i> Come then <i>Nan</i>. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt Maids.</i></span></p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> How do you? be not fearfull, for I hold my hands<br /> +Before my mouth, and speak, and so<br /> +My breath can never blast you.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> 'Twas enough to use me ill, though you had never +sought <a name="p369_12" id="p369_12" class="fc">me to mock me</a>, why kneel you so far off, were not +that gesture better us'd in prayer, had I dealt so with you, +I should not sleep, till <a name="p369_14" id="p369_14" class="fc">[God]</a> and you had both forgiven +me.</p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> I do not mock, nor lives there such a villain<br /> +That can do any thing contemptible<br /> +To you, but I do kneel, because it is<br /> +An action very fit and reverent,<br /> +In presence of so pure a creature,<br /> +And so far off, as fearful to offend,<br /> +One too much wrong'd already.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> You confess you did the fault, yet scorn to come,<br /> +So far as hither, to ask pardon for't;<br /> +Which I could willingly afford to come,<br /> +To you to grant, good Sir if you have<br /> +A better love, may you be blest together.<br /> +She shall not wish you better than I will,<br /> +I but offend you, there are all the Jewels<br /> +I stole, and all the love I ever had,<br /> +I leave behind with you, I'll <a name="p369_31" id="p369_31" class="fc">carry none</a><br /> +To give another may the next maid you try<br /> +Love you no worse, nor be no worse than I.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Do not leave me yet for all my fault,<br /> +Search out the next things to impossible,<br /> +And put me on them when they are effected,<br /> +I may with better modesty receive<br /> +Forgiveness from you.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> I will set no pennance,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_370" id="Page_370">[Pg 370]</a></span>To gain the great forgiveness you desire:<br /> +But to come hither and take me and it,<br /> +Or else I'll come and beg, so you will grant,<br /> +That you will be content to be forgiven.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Nay, I will come since <a name="p370_4" id="p370_4" class="fc">you [will]</a> have it so,<br /> +And since you please to pardon me I hope<br /> +Free from infection, here I am by you;<br /> +A careless man, a breaker of my faith,<br /> +A lothsome drunkard; and in that wild fury:<br /> +A hunter after whores: I do beseech you,<br /> +To pardon all these faults, and take me up<br /> +An honest, sober, and a faithful man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> For <a name="p370_12" id="p370_12" class="fc">[gods]</a> sake, urge your faults no more, but mend,<br /> +All the forgiveness I can make you, is,<br /> +To love you, which I will do, and desire<br /> +Nothing but love again, which if I have not<br /> +Yet I will love you still.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Rich.</i> Oh Women, that some one of you will take,<br /> +An everlasting pen into your hands:<br /> +And grave in paper which the writ shall make,<br /> +More lasting than the marble Monuments,<br /> +Your matchless virtues to posterities:<br /> +Which the defective race of envious man,<br /> +Strive to conceal.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Vio.</i> Methinks I would not now for any thing,<br /> +But you had mist me, I have made a story,<br /> +Will serve to waste many a winters fire<br /> +When we are old, I'll <a name="p370_27" id="p370_27" class="fc">[tell]</a> my daughters then,<br /> +The miseries their Mother had in love:<br /> +And say, my girls be wiser, yet I would not<br /> +Have had more wit my self, take up those Jewels,<br /> +For I think I hear my fellows coming.<br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter the Milk-maids with their pails.</i></p> + +<p><i>Madge.</i> How dost thou now?</p> + +<p><i>Vio.</i> Why, very well I thank you, 'tis late, shall I haste home?</p> + +<p><i>Nan.</i> I prethee we shall be shent soundly.</p> + +<p><i>Madge.</i> Why does that railing man goe with us?</p> + +<p> +<i>Vio.</i> I prethee speak well of him, on my word,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_371" id="Page_371">[Pg 371]</a></span>He's an honest man.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Nan.</i> There was never any so one's complexion, a Gentleman?<br /> +I'de be asham'd to have such a foul mouth. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Mother</i>, Alexander, Andrugio, <i>and his +man</i> Rowland.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> How now <i>Alexander</i>, what Gentleman is this?</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> Indeed forsooth I know not, I found him at the +market full of woe, crying a lost daughter, and telling all her +tokens to the people; and <a name="p371_9" id="p371_9" class="fc">what you wot?</a> by all subscription +in the world, it should be our new Maid <i>Melvia</i>, one would +little think it, therefore I was bold to tell him of her Mistriss.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> <i>Melvia?</i> It cannot be, fool, alas you know she +is a poor wench, and I took her in upon mere charity.</p> + +<p><i>And.</i> So seem'd my daughter when she went away, as +she had made her self.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> What stature was your child of, Sir?</p> + +<p><i>And.</i> Not high, and of a brown complexion,<br /> +Her Hair aborn, a round face, which some friends that +flattered me, would say 'twould be a good one.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> This is still <i>Melvia</i>, Mistriss, that's the truth on't.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> It may be so, I'll promise you.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> Well, goe thy ways, the flower of our Town, for +a hand and a foot, I shall never see thy fellow.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> But had she not such toyes, as Bracelets, Rings, and +Jewels?</p> + +<p><i>And.</i> She was something bold indeed, to take such things +that night she left me.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Then belike she run away?</p> + +<p><i>And.</i> Though she be one I love, I dare not lye, she did +indeed.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> What think you of this Jewel?</p> + +<p><i>And.</i> Yes, this was one of them, and this was mine, +you have made me a new man, I thank you for it.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Nay, and she be given to filching, there is your +Jewel, I am clear on't: but by your leave, Sir, you shall +answer me for what is lost since she came hither, I can tell +you, there lye things scattering in every place about the +house.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> As I am virtuous, I have the lyingst old Gentle<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_372" id="Page_372">[Pg 372]</a></span>woman +to my Mistriss, and the most malicious, the devil a +good word will she give a servant, that's her old rule; and +God be thanked, they'll give her as few, there is perfect +love on both sides, it yearns my heart to <a name="p372_4" id="p372_4" class="fc">[heare]</a> the wench +misconstrued, a careful soul she is, I'll be sworn for her, and +when she's gone, let them say what they will, they may cast +their caps at such another.</p> + +<p> +<i>And.</i> What you have lost by her, with all my heart<br /> +I'll see you double <a name="p372_9" id="p372_9" class="fc">paid for, you</a> have say'd<br /> +With your kind pity, two that must not live<br /> +Unless it be to thank you; take this Jewel,<br /> +This strikes off none of her offences, Mistriss,<br /> +Would I might see her.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> <i>Alexander</i>, run, and bid her make haste home, +she's at the milking Close; but tell her not by any means +who's here, I know she'll be too fearful.</p> + +<p><i>Alex.</i> Well, we'll have a posset yet at parting, that's my +comfort, and one round, or else I'll lose my Will. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span></p> + +<p><i>And.</i> You shall find <i>Silvio</i>, <i>Uberto</i>, and <i>Pedro</i> enquiring +for the Wench at the next Town, tell them she is found, +and where I am, and with the favor of this Gentlewoman, +desire them to come hither.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> I pray do, they shall be all welcome. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Serv.</i></span></p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter Justice,</i> Curio, <i>and</i> Mark.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> By your leave forsooth, you shall see me find the +parties by a slight.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Who's that, Mr. Justice? how do you, Sir?</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Why, very well, and busie, where's your Son?</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> He's within, Sir.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Hum, and how does the young woman my Cosin, +that came down with him.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> She's above, as a woman in her case may be.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> You have confest it? then sirrah call in the Officers: +she's no Cosin of mine; a mere trick to discover all.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> To discover? what?</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Mark <i>and Officers</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> You shall know that anon: I +think <a name="p372_37" id="p372_37" class="fc">[you]</a> have overreached +you; oh welcome, enter the house, and by virtue<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_373" id="Page_373">[Pg 373]</a></span> +of my warrant which you have there, seize upon the bodily +persons of those whose names are there written, to wit, one +<i>Mercury</i>, and the wife of one <i>Antonio</i>.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> For what.</p> + +<p> +<i>Just.</i> Away I say,<br /> +This Gentleman shall certifie you for what. <span class="ralign">[<i>Ex. Officer.</i></span><br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> He can accuse my Son of nothing, he came from +travel but within these two days.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> There hangs a tale.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> I should be sorry this should fall out at any time: +but especially now Sir; will you favour me so much, as to +let me know of what you accuse him?</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> Upon suspition of murther.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Murther? I defie thee.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> I pray God he may prove himself innocent.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Fie, say not so, you shew your self to be no good +Common-wealths man: for the more are hang'd the better 'tis +for the Common-wealth.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> By this rule you were best hang your self.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> I forgive your honest mirth ever: Oh welcome, +welcome <i>Mark</i>.</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Mark <i>and Officers, with</i> Mercury <i>and the Wife</i>.</p> + +<p>Your Pen, Ink, and Paper, to take their examinations.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Why do you pull me so? I'll go alone.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Let them stand, let them stand quietly, whilst they +are examin'd?</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> What will you examine us of?</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Of <i>Antonio's</i> murther.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Why, he was my friend.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> He was my Husband.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> The more shame for you both; <i>Mark</i>, your Pen +and Ink.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Pray God all be well, I never knew any of these +travellers come to good; I beseech you, Sir, be favourable +to my Son.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Gentlewoman, hold you content, I would it were +come to that!</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> For gods sake mother, why kneel you to such a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_374" id="Page_374">[Pg 374]</a></span> +pig-brib'd fellow? he has surfeited of Geese, and they have +put him into a fit of Justice; let him do his worst.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Is your paper ready?</p> + +<p><i>Mark.</i> I am ready, Sir.</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Antonio.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Accuse them, Sir, I command thee to lay down +accusations against these persons, in behalf of the State, and +first look upon the parties to be accus'd, and deliver your +name.</p> + +<p> +<i>Cur.</i> My name is <i>Curio</i>, my murthered kinsman<br /> +If he were living now, I should not know him,<br /> +'Tis so long since we saw one another.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> My Cosin <i>Curio</i>?</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> But thus much from the mouths of his servants, and +others, whose examinations I have in writing about me, I +can accuse them of; this <i>Mercury</i>, the last night, but this +last, lay in <i>Antonio's</i> house, and in the night he rose, raising +<i>Antonio</i>, where privately they were in talk an hour, to what +end I know not: but of likelyhood, finding <i>Antonio's</i> house +not a fit place to murder him in, he suffered him to go to +bed again, but in the morning early, he train'd him I think +forth, after which time he never saw his home; his cloaths +were found near the place where <i>Mercury</i> was, and the people +at first denyed they saw him: but at last he made a <a name="p374_24" id="p374_24" class="fc">friv[o]lous</a> +tale, that there he shifted himself into a Footmans habit: +but in short, the next hour this woman went to <i>Mercury</i>, and +in her Coach they posted hither; true accusations, I have no +more, and I will make none.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> No more? we need no more, sirrah, be drawing +their Mittimus before we hear their answer. What say you +Sir? are you guilty of this murther?</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> No Sir.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Whether you are or no, confess, it will be the +better for you.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> If I were guilty, your Rhetorick could not fetch +it forth: but though I am innocent, I confess, that if I +were a stander by, these <a name="p374_37" id="p374_37" class="fc">circ[u]mstances</a> urg'd, which are true, +would make me doubtless believe the accused parties, to be +guilty.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_375" id="Page_375">[Pg 375]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Write down, that he being a stander by; for so +you see he is, doth doubtlesly believe the accused parties, +which is himself to be guilty.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> I say no such thing.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Write it down I say, we'll try that.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> I care not what you write, pray God you did not +kill him for my love, though I am free from this, we both +deserve—</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Govern your tongue I pray you, all is well, my +Husband lives, I know it, and I see him.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> They whisper, sever them quickly I say, Officers, +why do you let them prompt one another, Gentlewoman, +what say you to this, are not you guilty?</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> No, as I hope for mercy.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> But are not those circumstances true, that this +Gentleman hath so shortly and methodically deliver'd?</p> + +<p> +<i>Wife.</i> They are, and what you do with me, I care not,<br /> +Since he is dead, in whom was all my care:<br /> +You knew him not.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> No, an't been better for you too, and you had +never known him.</p> + +<p> +<i>Wife.</i> Why then you did not know the worlds chief joy,<br /> +His face so manly as it had been made,<br /> +To fright the world, yet he so sweetly temper'd;<br /> +That he would make himself a natural fool,<br /> +To do a noble <a name="p375_26" id="p375_26" class="fc">kind[n]ess</a> for a friend.<br /> +He was a man whose name I'll not out-live,<br /> +Longer than heaven, whose Will must be obey'd;<br /> +Will have me do.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> And I will quit thy kindness.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Before me, she has made the tears stand in mine +eyes, but I must be austere, Gentlewoman; you must confess +this murder.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> I cannot, Sir, I did it not, but I desire to see those +examinations which this Gentleman acknowledges to have +about him, for but late last night I receiv'd Letters from +the City, yet I heard of no confession, then.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> You shall see them time enough I warrant you, but +Letters you say you had, where are those Letters?</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Sir, they are gone.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_376" id="Page_376">[Pg 376]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Gone? whither are they gone?<br /> +How have you dispos'd of 'em?</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Why Sir, they are for womens matters, and so I +use 'em.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Who writ 'em?</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> A man of mine.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Who brought 'em?</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> A Post.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> A Post? there is some great haste sure, aha, where +is that Post?</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Sir, there he stands..</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Does he so? bring hither that Post, I am afraid that +Post will prove a knave; come hither Post, what? what can +you say concerning the murder of <i>Antonio</i>?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> What's that to you?</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Oh Post, you have no answer ready, have you? I'll +have one from you.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> You shall have no more from me than you have; +you examine an honest Gentleman and Gentlewoman here, +'tis pitty such fools as you should be i'th Commission.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Say you so Post, take away that Post, whip him +and bring him again quickly, I'll hamper you Post.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> 'Tis <i>Antonio</i>, I know him now as well; what an +irregular fool is this!</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Whip me? hold off.</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Oh good Sir whip him, by his murmuring he should +know something of my Husbands death; that may quit me, +for gods sake fetch't out.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Whip him I say.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Who is't dares whip me now?</p> + +<p><i>Wife.</i> Oh my lov'd Husband.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> My most worthy friend? where have you been so +long?</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I cannot speak for joy.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> Why, what's the matter now, and shall not Law +then have her course?</p> + +<p><i>Andra.</i> It shall <a name="p376_37" id="p376_37" class="fc">h[a]ve</a> no other course than it has I think.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> It shall have other course before I go, or I'll beat +my brains, and I say it was not honestly done of him to +discover himself before the parties accus'd were executed,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_377" id="Page_377">[Pg 377]</a></span> +that Law might have had her course, for then the kingdom +flourishes.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> But such a wife as thou, had never any man, and +such a friend as he, believe me wife, shall never be <a name="p377_4" id="p377_4" class="fc">[a]</a> good +wife, love my friend, friend love my wife, hark friend.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> <i>Mark</i>, if we can have nothing to do, you shall swear +the peace of some body.</p> + +<p><i>Mark.</i> Yes Sir.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> By my troth I am sorry my wife is so obstinate, +sooth, if I could yet do thee any good, I wou'd, faith I +wou'd.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> I thank you Sir, I have lost that passion.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> Cosin <i>Curio</i>, you and I must be better acquainted.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> It is my wish, Sir.</p> + +<p><i>Ant.</i> I should not have known you neither, 'tis so long +since we saw, we were but children then: but you have +shew'd your self an honest man to me.</p> + +<p><i>Cur.</i> I would be ever so.</p> + +<p class="center"><i>Enter</i> Richardo <i>and</i> Viola.</p> + +<p><i>Moth.</i> Look you, who's there.</p> + +<p><i>And.</i> Say nothing to me, for thy peace is made.</p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> Sir, I can nothing say,<br /> +But that you are her Father, you can both<br /> +Not only pardon, when you have a wrong,<br /> +But love where you have most injury.<br /> +</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> I think I shall hear of no hanging this year, there's +A Tinker and a Whore yet, the Cryer said, that rob'd her, +and are in prison, I hope they shall be hang'd.</p> + +<p><i>And.</i> No truly Sir, they have broke prison.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> 'Tis no matter, then <a name="p377_30" id="p377_30" class="fc">[t]he</a> Jaylor shall be hang'd.</p> + +<p><i>And.</i> You are deceiv'd in that too, Sir, 'twas known to +be against his will, and he hath got his pardon, I think for +nothing, but if it doth cost him any thing, I'll pay it.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> <i>Mark</i>, up with your papers, away.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Oh you shall stay dinner, I have a couple of brawling +neighbors, that I'll assure you will not agree, and you shall +have the hearing of their matter.</p> + +<p><i>Just.</i> With all my heart.</p> + +<p><i>Mer.</i> Go, Gentlemen, go in.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_378" id="Page_378">[Pg 378]</a></span></p> + +<p> +<i>Rich.</i> Oh <i>Viola</i>, that no succeeding age,<br /> +Might loose the memory of what thou wert,<br /> +But such an overswayed Sex is yours,<br /> +That all the virtuous actions you can do,<br /> +Are but as men will call them; and I swear,<br /> +'Tis my belief, that women want but ways;<br /> +To praise their deeds, but men want deeds to praise. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt omnes.</i></span><br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3><a name="p378_9" id="p378_9" class="fc">EPILOGUE</a>.</h3> + + +<p> +<i>'Tis ended, but my hopes and fears begin,<br /> +Nor can it be imputed as a sin<br /> +In me to wish it favour, if this night,<br /> +To the Judicious it hath giv'n delight.<br /> +I have my ends, and may such for their grace,<br /> +Vouchsaf'd to this, find theirs in every place.</i> +</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 100%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_379" id="Page_379">[Pg 379]</a></span></p> +<h2>APPENDIX.</h2> + + +<div class="blockquot"><p><i>In the following references to the text the lines are numbered from the top of the +page, including titles, acts, stage directions, &c., but not, of course, the +headline or mere 'rules.' Where, as in the lists of Persons Represented, +there are double columns, the right-hand column is numbered after the left.</i></p></div> + +<p>It has not been thought necessary to record the correction of every turned +letter nor the substitution of marks of interrogation for marks of exclamation +and <i>vice versâ</i>. Full-stops have been silently inserted at the ends of speeches +and each fresh speaker has been given the dignity of a fresh line: in the +double-columned folio the speeches are frequently run on. Misprints in the +Quartos and the First Folio are recorded when they appear to be interesting. +A word or two from the printed text is attached to the variants recorded below +in cases where the variant, by itself, would not be sufficiently clear. Altered +punctuation is shown, usually, by printing the old punctuation between the +preceding and following words.</p> + + +<p class="center"><b>A</b>=First folio. <b>B</b>=Second folio.</p> + +<h3>THE WOMANS PRIZE.</h3> + + +<h3>THE WOMANS PRIZE.</h3> + + +<p>p. <b>1</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p1_5">ll. 5-29.</a> <i>Not in</i> A<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>3</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p3_13">l. 13.</a> B] <i>Mar.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p3_36">l. 36.</a> B] breeches out of fear,<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>5</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p5_27">l. 27.</a> B] <i>Rom</i>.<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>6</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p6_6">l. 6.</a> A] Fox and <i>Moroso</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>7</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p7_26">l. 26.</a> A] have I<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>8</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p8_5">l. 5.</a> A] up rowse</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p8_7">l. 7.</a> A] o' th longs<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>10</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p10_38">l. 38.</a> B] Wonting<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>11</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p11_19">l. 19.</a> A] 'Cheere</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p11_35">l. 35.</a> B] <i>Jap.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>12</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p12_22">l. 22.</a> A] home at<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>14</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p14_13">l. 13.</a> A] Spinala's<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>15</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p15_20">l. 20.</a> B] saying from</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p15_23">l. 23.</a> B] list, lie</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p15_29">l. 29.</a> B] as' tfol wols</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p15_34">l. 34.</a> B] Bug-words</span> +</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_380" id="Page_380">[Pg 380]</a></span>p. <b>16</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p16_28">l. 28.</a> B] accept</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p16_32">l. 32.</a> A] i'ld<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>18</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p18_20">l. 20.</a> B] <i>Mar.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>19</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p19_2">l. 2.</a> A] all thy</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p19_23">l. 23.</a> A] Jewry<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>20</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p20_1">l. 1.</a> A <i>and</i> B] shall believe</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p20_9">l. 9.</a> B] speed?</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p20_18">l. 18.</a> B] so.<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>21</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p21_13">l. 13.</a> B] you<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>22</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p22_3">l. 3.</a> B] Stranger, than<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>23</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p23_26">l. 26.</a> A <i>omits</i>] is<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>24</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p24_8">l. 8.</a> B] him.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p24_10">l. 10.</a> B] it;<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>25</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p25_14">l. 14.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Mor.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>26</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p26_36">l. 36.</a> B] selves<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>27</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p27_26">l. 26.</a> B <i>omits</i>] most</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p27_27">l. 27.</a> B] Coughs.<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>28</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p28_10">l. 10.</a> A] doe th'em</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p28_21">l. 21.</a> A] Found<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>29</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p29_32">l. 32.</a> B] <i>Bow.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p29_35">l. 35.</a> A]</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 10em;"><i>Row</i>. Thou hast heard I am sure of Esculapius.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 10em;">So were etc.</span><br /> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>30</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p30_14">l. 14.</a> B] <i>Row.</i> Thou</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p30_19">l. 19.</a> B] be</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p30_34">l. 34.</a> B] <i>Raw.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p30_39">l. 39.</a> B <i>omits</i>] doe<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>32</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p32_33">l. 33.</a> B] aad<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>33</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p33_5">l. 5.</a> B] Godheads</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p33_40">l. 40.</a> A <i>repeats here</i> ll. 16-25 <i>on</i> p. 29, <i>with the following alterations</i>]</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 10em;"><i>Enter three mayds, at severall doors.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 14em;">goes the businesse</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>34</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p34_1">l. 1.</a> B] <i>Tertia.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>35</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p35_8">l. 8.</a> B] Heaven</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p35_16">l. 16.</a> B] the Kingdom</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p35_22">ll. 22-36.</a> <i>Not in</i> A<br /></span> +</p> + + +<p>p. <b>36</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p36_3">ll. 3, 4.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Citizens and Countrey women.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>37</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p37_14">l. 14.</a> B <i>omits</i>] then</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p37_22">l. 22.</a> A] I lie</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p37_40">l. 40.</a> A <i>and</i> B] Plackets.<br /></span> +</p> + + +<p>p. <b>38</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p38_1">l. 1.</a> B] Dary</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p38_30">ll. 30, 31.</a> <i>Not in</i> B<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>39</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p39_5">l. 5.</a> A <i>and</i> B] importun'd.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p39_24">l. 24.</a> B] down the</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p39_29">l. 29.</a> B] commanded<br /></span> +</p> + + +<p>p. <b>40</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p40_1">l. 1.</a> B] <i>Petro.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p40_17">l. 17.</a> B] Mistresses<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>41</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p41_4">l. 4.</a> B] <i>Tro.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>42</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p42_35">l. 35.</a> A <i>and</i> B] leave.<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>43</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p43_15">l. 15.</a> B] <i>Jac.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p43_31">l. 31.</a> B] Payers<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>44</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p44_7">l. 7.</a> B] <i>Jac.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p44_10">l. 10.</a> A] Bagget</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p44_12">l. 12.</a> A] a sober</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p44_31">l. 31.</a> A]<br /></span> +<span style="margin-left: 14em;"><i>Cinque-pace</i><br /></span> +<span style="margin-left: 10em;">Dame tosse and Butter, had he Bob too?</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>45</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p45_33">l. 33.</a> B] pains<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>46</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p46_34">l. 34.</a> A] plush, perfum'd, and purffle B] purffle,</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p46_38">l. 38.</a> B] hangings.</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>47</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p47_31">l. 31.</a> A <i>omits</i>] you</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p47_36">l. 36.</a> A] built<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>50</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p50_7">l. 7.</a> A] love too</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p50_31">l. 31.</a> A] there's no gewgaws<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>51</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p51_33">l. 33.</a> B] Woman.<br /></span> +</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_381" id="Page_381">[Pg 381]</a></span>p. <b>53</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p53_23">l. 23.</a> A] Heaven<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>56</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p56_14">l. 14.</a> A <i>omits</i>] a<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>57</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p57_5">l. 5.</a> A] dunhill</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p57_8">l. 8.</a> B] two</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p57_33">l. 33.</a> A] get dozen<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>58</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p58_1">l. 1.</a> B] would</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p58_6">l. 6.</a> B] Eeel<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>61</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p61_24">l. 24.</a> A] these<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>62</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p62_34">l. 34.</a> B] Maid</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p62_39">l. 39.</a> B <i>omits bracket</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p62_40">l. 40.</a> A] dogge-latch<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>66</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p66_11">l. 11.</a> B] pounds<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>67</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p67_34">l. 34.</a> B] <i>Exunt</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>68</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p68_6">l. 6.</a> B <i>omits</i>] feare<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>69</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p69_18">l. 18.</a> A] by-lowes</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p69_19">l. 19.</a> A] can hate</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p69_26">l. 26.</a> A <i>omits</i>] my<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>70</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p70_7">l. 7.</a> B <i>omits</i>] again<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>71</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p71_8">l. 8.</a> B] Woman.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p71_24">l. 24.</a> B] 'cut<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>72</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p72_26">l. 26.</a> B] signs.<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>73</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p73_6">l. 6.</a> B] <i>Petrn</i>.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p73_29">l. 29.</a> A] morall<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>75</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p75_15">l. 15.</a> A] new adventure</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p75_16">l. 16.</a> A] us nothing<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>76</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p76_9">l. 9.</a> B] <i>Catayana</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>78</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p78_4">l. 4.</a> A] Ha's<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>79</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p79_34">l. 34.</a> B <i>omits</i>], you<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>80</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p80_1">l. 1.</a> B] pettish</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p80_23">l. 23.</a> B. <i>omits</i>] God<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>81</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p81_33">l. 33.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Exeunt</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>83</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p83_4">l. 4.</a> B] come, exceed<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>85</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p85_28">l. 28.</a> B] Fadding</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p85_31">l. 31.</a> A] seagly<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>86</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p86_12">l. 12.</a> B] same.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p86_37">l. 37.</a> A] had his<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>89</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p89_6">l. 6.</a> A] home since, since ye</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p89_15">l. 15.</a> A] thy bread</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p89_16">l. 16.</a> A] thy teeth</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p89_33">l. 33.</a> B] <i>Petro</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p89_36">l. 36.</a> B <i>omits</i>] done</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>90</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p90_2">l. 2.</a> B] <i>M</i>or<br /></span> +</p> + + + +<h3>THE ISLAND PRINCESS.</h3> + +<p>p. <b>91</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p91_3">ll. 3-42.</a> <i>Omitted in</i> A</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>92</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p92_7">l. 7.</a> B] find.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p92_12">l. 12.</a> B] surprize.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p92_24">l. 24.</a> B] tightly</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>93</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p93_35">l. 35.</a> B <i>omits</i>] weares</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>94</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p94_23">l. 23.</a> B] since</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>95</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p95_14">l. 14.</a> A] 'is a</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>98</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p98_18">l. 18.</a> A] a tenant</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>100</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p100_24">l. 24.</a> B] And</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;">ll. <a href="#p100_28">28</a>, <a href="#p100_29">29.</a> B <i>omits stage direction</i></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>101</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p101_5">l. 5.</a> A] Let my</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>103</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p103_9">l. 9.</a> A] There they should lye as miseries</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p103_13">l. 13.</a> B] will</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>104</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p104_2">l. 2.</a> B] this</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p104_14">l. 14.</a> A] accept your prisoner</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>105</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p105_31">l. 31.</a> A] Clod with</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>107</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p107_20">l. 20.</a> A <i>omits</i>] and</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>108</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p108_31">l. 31.</a> B <i>omits</i>] her<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_382" id="Page_382">[Pg 382]</a></span></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>109</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p109_1">l. 1.</a> A] holds my</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>110</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p110_10">l. 10.</a> B] men do to</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>111</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p111_6">l. 6.</a> B] begun</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p111_30">l. 30.</a> A <i>omits one</i>] that</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>113</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p113_35">l. 35.</a> B] Merchans</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>114</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p114_33">l. 33.</a> B] <i>Then.</i></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>116</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p116_34">l. 34.</a> B] Body, oh me</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>117</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p117_2">l. 2.</a> B] rhese</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>118</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p118_37">l. 37.</a> B] preparation?</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>122</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p122_17">l. 17.</a> B] Princess</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>123</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p123_21">l. 21.</a> A <i>omits</i>] him</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p123_33">l. 33.</a> B] woman</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>124</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p124_23">l. 23.</a> B] Aud</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>125</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p125_5">l. 5.</a> A] you</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>126</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p126_8">l. 8.</a> B] kinsman.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p126_14">l. 14.</a> A] wert</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>127</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p127_2">l. 2.</a> B] dare</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p127_24">l. 24.</a> B] followers.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p127_37">l. 37.</a> A] have you</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>128</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p128_8">l. 8.</a> A] Princesse</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p128_13">l. 13.</a> B] <i>Pyu.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p128_20">l. 20.</a> B] Love these</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p128_28">l. 28.</a> A] feates</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>129</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p129_32">l. 32.</a> B] enconragement</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>130</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p130_25">l. 25.</a> B] <i>Pen.</i></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>131</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p131_13">l. 13.</a> A] Is love</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p131_33">l. 33.</a> A] And be but to make cleane his sword: coward</span> +</p> + + +<p>p. <b>132</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p132_23">l. 23.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>and</i></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>135</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p135_8">l. 8.</a> A] Princesse</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>136</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p136_28">l. 28.</a> B] hope no night</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>138</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p138_40">l. 40.</a> A] complaine, me</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>143</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p143_30">l. 30.</a> A] And then</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>144</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p144_12">l. 12.</a> A <i>omits</i>] is</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p144_20">l. 20.</a> A] Now I</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>145</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p145_35">l. 35.</a> A] toward</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>146</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p146_27">l. 27.</a> B] Island</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>147</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p147_1">l. 1.</a> B] dance.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p147_20">l. 20.</a> A] Plow</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>148</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p148_16">l. 16.</a> A] And may</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p148_33">l. 33.</a> B] endeavour;</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>149</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p149_12">l. 12.</a> A] hide in iniquities</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p149_18">l. 18.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>and</i></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>150</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p150_30">l. 30.</a> A] <i>Emanuel</i>—not—</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>151</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p151_12">l. 12.</a> B] Armusia.</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>152</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p152_6">l. 6.</a> A] with'm</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p152_10">l. 10.</a> B] honourably</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p152_27">l. 27.</a> B] him [<i>full point supplied</i>]</span> +</p> + + +<p>p. <b>153</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p153_1">l. 1.</a> A] wils</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>154</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p154_1">l. 1.</a> A] you</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>155</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p155_7">l. 7.</a> B] knowledge;</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;">l. 8. <a href="#p155_8b">B]</a> swellings, <a href="#p155_8a">A]</a> maine aire</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p155_16">l. 16.</a> A] doe performe</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>157</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p157_25">l. 25.</a> A] bound to?</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>158</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p158_2">l. 2.</a> A] plague 'a</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p158_26">l. 26.</a> A] stinch</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>159</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p159_10">l. 10.</a> B] Nations<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_383" id="Page_383">[Pg 383]</a></span></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>160</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p160_31">l. 31.</a> B <i>omits</i>] for 't;</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>161</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p161_32">l. 32.</a> B <i>omits the second</i>] ye</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>162</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p162_8">l. 8.</a> B] you</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>163</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p163_31">l. 31.</a> A <i>omits</i>] a</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>164</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p164_18">l. 18.</a> B] you</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>165</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p165_11">l. 11.</a> A] his arrant</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>168</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p168_25">l. 25.</a> B] thakful</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p168_26">l. 26.</a> B] Dios</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>170</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p170_17">l. 17.</a> B] Princesses</span> +</p> + +<p>There is an edition of <i>The Island Princess</i> in the British Museum (161. c. 70) +dated 1669, 'As it is Acted at the Theatre Royal by His Majesties Servants. +With the Alterations and New Additional Scenes. Licensed May 31. 1669. +Roger L'Estrange.' It does not appear to be desirable to record here more +than the following readings from a collation kindly made by Mrs Arnold +Glover:</p> + +<p>p. <b>92</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p92_22">l. 22.</a> pleasures<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>96</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p96_6">l. 6.</a> alone as a mask<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>103</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p103_27">l. 27.</a> <i>Dias</i> could<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>104</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p104_21">l. 21.</a> your countrey<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>105</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p105_31">l. 31.</a> Clad<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>106</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p106_34">l. 34.</a> next to nothing<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>108</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p108_18">l. 18.</a> thou wish her<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b><a href="#Page_116">116</a></b>, to p. <b><a href="#Page_117">117</a></b>, l. 15. <i>Re-written</i> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>117</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p117_29">l. 29.</a> without courage</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p117_35">l. 35.</a> boyish brains out<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>140</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p140_24">l. 24.</a> to tax<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>pp. <b><a href="#Page_164">164</a>, <a href="#Page_165">165</a></b>. <i>Re-written</i> <i>A prologue and an epilogue are added</i><br /> +</p> + + + + +<h3>THE NOBLE GENTLEMAN.</h3> + +<p>p. <b>171</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p171_3">ll. 3-28.</a> <i>Not in</i> A <i>The Prologue is printed at the end of the play</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p171_13">l. 13.</a> B] Lougueville<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>172</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p172_2">l. 2.</a> B] aud</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p172_31">l. 31.</a> B] ro<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>173</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p173_8">l. 8.</a> A] you be</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p173_16">l. 16.</a> A] preacht</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p173_30">l. 30.</a> A] travaile<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>174</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p174_8">l. 8.</a> A] lights ... makes<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>175</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p175_38">l. 38.</a> B] worthy<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>176</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p176_19">l. 19.</a> B] upbraid</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p176_39">l. 39.</a> A <i>omits</i>] a<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>177</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p177_26">l. 26.</a> A] not, in<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>178</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p178_20">l. 20.</a> B] he</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p178_25">l. 25.</a> A] looks<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>179</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p179_2">l. 2.</a> B] <i>Mousieur</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>184</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p184_1">l. 1.</a> A] mine still, when</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p184_15">l. 15.</a> A] trojan purple<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>185</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p185_11">l. 11.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Scæna Prima.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>186</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p186_18">ll. 18, 19.</a> A] contented her,</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 10em;">When you first married her; a</span><br /> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>187</b>,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_384" id="Page_384">[Pg 384]</a></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p187_1">l. 1.</a> B] mighty</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p187_3">l. 3.</a> B <i>omits</i>] up<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>189</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p189_5">l. 5.</a> A <i>omits the second</i>] the<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>196</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p196_23">l. 23.</a> A <i>omits</i>] answer<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>198</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p198_5">l. 5.</a> A] do your<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>199</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p199_4">l. 4.</a> B <i>omits</i>] are</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p199_17">l. 17.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Scæna Prima.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>200</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p200_24">l. 24.</a> A] for me<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>202</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p202_36">l. 36.</a> B] Wake<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>203</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p203_20">l. 20.</a> B] you<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>209</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p209_31">l. 31.</a> B <i>omits</i>] good<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>211</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p211_10">l. 10.</a> A] Meron<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>212</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p212_8">l. 8.</a> A] thy Duke</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p212_29">l. 29.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Scæna Prima.</i> A <i>omits</i>] <i>and</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>213</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p213_3">l. 3.</a> A] ready husband<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>214</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p214_5">l. 5.</a> B] you?</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p214_14">l. 14.</a> A] post horse</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p214_16">l. 16.</a> B] <i>Shyt.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>215</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p215_10">l. 10.</a> A] innumerall</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p215_21">l. 21.</a> A] you'r<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>217</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p217_19">l. 19.</a> A <i>omits</i>] sword</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p217_30">l. 30.</a> B] defend<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>218</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p218_16">l. 16.</a> A] see thy<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>221</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p221_33">l. 33.</a> A] my soule<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>222</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p222_8">l. 8.</a> B] you<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>223</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p223_29">l. 29.</a> A] full, being in</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p223_30">l. 30.</a> B] would</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p223_33">l. 33.</a> B] mads<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>224</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p224_7">l. 7.</a> B] leasure.<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>226</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p226_25">l. 25.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Scæna Prima.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p226_28">l. 28.</a> B <i>omits</i>] and</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p226_36">l. 36.</a> B] <i>srq.</i><br /></span> +</p> + + +<p>p. <b>228</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p228_25">l. 25.</a> A] those</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p228_36">l. 36.</a> B] <i>Duste.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>229</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p229_7">l. 7.</a> B] I am</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p229_9">l. 9.</a> A] Nor shall you</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p229_19">l. 19.</a> B] Lorgue</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p229_22">l. 22.</a> B <i>omits</i>] the<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>230</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p230_5">l. 5.</a> B] you</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p230_13">l. 13.</a> A] you, furnisht in<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>231</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p231_26">l. 26.</a> A] Disgraced</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p231_33">l. 33.</a> B <i>omits</i>] God's ... Gentlemen<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>232</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p232_15">l. 15.</a> A] them? B] 'em?</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p232_34">l. 34.</a> B <i>omits</i>] by heaven<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>236</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p236_19">l. 19.</a> B] assures<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>237</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p237_29">l. 29.</a> <i>So, both in</i> A <i>and</i> B</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p237_41">l. 41.</a> B] appose<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>239</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p239_17">l. 17.</a> A] say'e?<br /></span> +</p> + + + +<h3>THE CORONATION.</h3> + +<p class="center"><b>A</b>=the quarto of 1640. <b>B</b>=the 2nd folio.</p> + +<p>Mrs Arnold Glover has kindly collated a copy of the quarto in the Dyce +collection; Mr R.F. Towndrow has kindly collated a copy of the quarto in +the Bodleian.</p> + +<p>The title page of the quarto is as follows:</p> + +<p>The | Coronation | A Comedy. | As it was presented by her | Majesties +Servants at the private | House in <i>Drury</i> Lane. | Written by <i>John Fletcher</i>. +Gent. | <i>LONDON</i>, | Printed by <i>Tho. Cotes</i>, for <i>Andrew Crooke</i>, and | <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_385" id="Page_385">[Pg 385]</a></span> +<i>William Cooke</i>. and are to be sold at the signe | of the <i>Greene Dragon</i>, in <i>Pauls</i> | +<i>Church-yard</i>. 1640.</p> + + +<p>p. <b>240</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p240_4">l. 4.</a> A] The Actors Names.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p240_24">l. 24.</a> A] The Prologue</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p240_26">l. 26.</a> B] a Corporation day</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p240_36">l. 36.</a> B] in</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>241</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p241_3">l. 3.</a> B] Temple</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p241_16">l. 16.</a> B] Prologue too?</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p241_29">l. 29.</a> A. <i>omits</i>] <i>Scæna Prima.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>244</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p244_10">l. 10.</a> A] <i>Macarius</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p244_21">l. 21.</a> B] Prince?<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>246</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p246_28">l. 28.</a> B] it<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>247</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p247_30">l. 30.</a> B] obsolute<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>249</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p249_19">l. 19.</a> B] he</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p249_37">l. 37.</a> B] Ketch<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>250</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p250_28">l. 28.</a> B] <i>Selecus</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>251</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p251_30">l. 30.</a> B] commonl<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>252</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p252_6">l. 6.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Scæna Prima.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>254</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;">l. 29. <a href="#p254_29b">B]</a> court, with <a href="#p254_29a">A]</a> dower<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>256</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p256_8">l. 8.</a> A] gives</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p256_9">l. 9.</a> B] hot</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p256_19">l. 19.</a> A] should<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>257</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p257_19">l. 19.</a> B] <i>Are.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p257_28">l. 28.</a> A] <i>Ladies and attendants, Gent.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>258</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p258_1">l. 1.</a> A] <i>Seleucus</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>260</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p260_5">l. 5.</a> B] forget<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>261</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p261_34">l. 34.</a> B] immatrial<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>262</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p262_5">l. 5.</a> A <i>omits</i>] the</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p262_7">l. 7.</a> B] purpose.<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>263</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p263_23">l. 23.</a> B] that purpose to make you so</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p263_31">l. 31.</a> B] tho<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>264</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p264_34">l. 34.</a> B] me.</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p264_38">l. 38.</a> B <i>omits</i>] and now</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>267</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p267_4">l. 4.</a> A <i>and</i> B <i>read</i>] <i>Phi.</i> [<i>before</i> 'Tis]</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p267_5">l. 5.</a> A <i>gives this line to</i>] <i>Phi.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p267_6">l. 6.</a> A <i>gives this line to</i>] <i>Lisa.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p267_12">l. 12.</a> B] Qeeen</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p267_14">l. 14.</a> A <i>and</i> B <i>read</i>] <i>Lisa.</i></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>272</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p272_25">l. 25.</a> B] minure<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>273</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p273_7">l. 7.</a> B] failty<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>274</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p274_11">l. 11.</a> A] there is</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p274_23">l. 23.</a> A <i>and</i> B <i>read</i>] Deliver<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>276</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p276_14">l. 14.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Scæna Prima.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p276_37">l. 37.</a> B] or<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>278</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p278_27">l. 27.</a> A <i>and</i> B <i>read</i>] rise<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>280</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p280_20">l. 20.</a> B] 'ill<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>285</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p285_10">l. 10.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Sop.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>286</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p286_17">l. 17.</a> B] Wiliow<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>287</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p287_9">l. 9.</a> A] He'e my<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>289</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p289_13">l. 13.</a> A] bove all<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>292</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p292_1">l. 1.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Scæna Prima.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>293</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p293_31">l. 31.</a> B] We<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>294</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p294_18">l. 18.</a> B] Protestor</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p294_37">l. 37.</a> B] work<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>296</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p296_24">l. 24.</a> A] to it</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p296_25">l. 25.</a> A] doe it<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>297</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p297_5">l. 5.</a> B] There's</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p297_9">l. 9.</a> B] punish<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>298</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p298_19">l. 19.</a> B] <i>Pil.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>299</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p299_3">l. 3.</a> A <i>omits</i>] In</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p299_5">l. 5.</a> B] there's</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p299_9">l. 9.</a> B] honor, what<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>300</b>,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_386" id="Page_386">[Pg 386]</a></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p300_10">l. 10.</a> A] doe<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>302</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;">l. 18. <a href="#p302_18a">A]</a> <i>Eubulus</i> <a href="#p302_18b">B]</a> <i>Etxi</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p302_20">l. 20.</a> A <i>omits semicolon</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>303</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p303_29">l. 29.</a> A <i>omits</i>] and<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>304</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p304_30">l. 30.</a> A] <i>Demetrius</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>305</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p305_19">l. 19.</a> B] two<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>306</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p306_5">l. 5.</a> B] <i>Sis.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p306_28">l. 28.</a> A] The Epilogue</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p306_34">l. 34.</a> B] sad<br /></span> +</p> + + +<h3>THE COXCOMB.</h3> + +<p class="center"><b>A</b>=1st folio. <b>B</b>=2nd folio.</p> + +<p>p. <b>308</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p308_3">ll. 3-43.</a> <i>Not in</i> A<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>309</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p309_1">l. 1.</a> A] The Prologue</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p309_13">l. 13.</a> A] the<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>310</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p310_15">l. 15.</a> B] You'ave<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>311</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p311_1">l. 1.</a> A] Be<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>313</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p313_27">l. 27.</a> B] they we'll, Ill keep them<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>314</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p314_14">l. 14.</a> B] mouths my</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p314_18">l. 18.</a> A <i>and</i> B <i>omit</i>] <i>Ant.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p314_29">l. 29.</a> A <i>and</i> B] Gentlewoman?<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>315</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p315_6">l. 6.</a> A] Husband will come</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p315_9">l. 9.</a> A] I had you had</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p315_28">l. 28.</a> A] foole to—<br /></span> +</p> + + +<p>p. <b>316</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p316_10">l. 10.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p316_18">l. 18.</a> A] so their</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p316_20">l. 20.</a> B] mad</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p316_23">l. 23.</a> B] her? her?</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p316_25">l. 25.</a> B <i>omits</i>] had</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>317</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p317_1">l. 1.</a> A] be sure</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p317_30">l. 30.</a> B] heaven<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>319</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p319_21">l. 21.</a> <i>Omitted in</i> B</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p319_22">l. 22.</a> A] no jugling</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p319_31">l. 31.</a> A] do most jest<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>320</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p320_6">l. 6.</a> B] she<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>321</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p321_29">l. 29.</a> B] Faith sweet</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p321_38">l. 38.</a> B] thee<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>322</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p322_18">l. 18.</a> B <i>adds</i>] <i>Exit.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p322_19">l. 19.</a> B] Wore<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>323</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p323_3">l. 3.</a> B] Y'cannot</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p323_25">l. 25.</a> A <i>and</i> B] me?<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>324</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p324_2">l. 2.</a> B <i>omits</i>] to<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>325</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p325_3">l. 3.</a> B] <i>hed</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p325_10">l. 10.</a> A] your towne<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>327</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p327_11">l. 11.</a> B] will</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p327_38">l. 38.</a> B] Heaven<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>328</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p328_3">l. 3.</a> B] I'll<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>329</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p329_2">l. 2.</a> B] better</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p329_6">l. 6.</a> B] ventures</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p329_12">l. 12.</a> A] excepted, ever</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p329_31">l. 31.</a> A] an humour<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>331</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p331_7">l. 7.</a> B] tell thee</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p331_12">l. 12.</a> B <i>omits</i>] and</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p331_20">l. 20.</a> A] hang</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p331_26">l. 26.</a> B] Heaven</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p331_30">l. 30.</a> A] I am</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>337</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p337_14">l. 14.</a> B] are</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p337_22">l. 22.</a> B] Heaven<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>338</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p338_29">l. 29.</a> A <i>omits</i>] Andrugio <i>and</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p338_31">l. 31.</a> B <i>omits this line</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p338_34">l. 34.</a> A] had in it a sap-house<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>340</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p340_30">l. 30.</a> B] if any<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>342</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p342_3">l. 3.</a> A] purpose<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>343</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p343_13">l. 13.</a> A <i>omits</i>] <i>Serv.</i><br /></span> +</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_387" id="Page_387">[Pg 387]</a></span></p> +<p>p. <b>344</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p344_5">l. 5.</a> A <i>omits</i>] I<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>345</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p345_29">l. 29.</a> A] world is<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>347</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p347_4">l. 4.</a> B] too</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p347_15">l. 15.</a> B <i>omits</i>] thou<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>348</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p348_10">l. 10.</a> A] antowardst</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p348_26">l. 26.</a> A] do<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>349</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p349_2">l. 2.</a> A] and pretious<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>350</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p350_5">l. 5.</a> A] a gods</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p350_11">l. 11.</a> A] a tipling ... an'</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p350_12">l. 12.</a> B] please</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p350_15">l. 15.</a> B <i>omits</i>] night?</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p350_33">l. 33.</a> B] Heavens<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>351</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p351_21">l. 21.</a> B] now</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p351_40">l. 40.</a> A] thou art<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>352</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p352_33">l. 33.</a> B] impotunate<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>353</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p353_3">l. 3.</a> A] <i>Exeunt.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p353_7">l. 7.</a> A] How injuringly</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p353_10">l. 10.</a> A] shalt</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p353_19">l. 19.</a> B] work withal</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p353_20">l. 20.</a> A] goe too</span><br /> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>354</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p354_13">l. 13.</a> B] We'll</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p354_24">l. 24.</a> B] should</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p354_33">l. 33.</a> B <i>omits</i>] Jesse<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>355</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p355_10">l. 10.</a> B] <i>Nay.</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p355_14">l. 14.</a> A <i>omits</i>] have</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p355_33">l. 33.</a> B] Genlewoman<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>356</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p356_18">l. 18.</a> B <i>omits</i>] me</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p356_32">l. 32.</a> B <i>omits</i>] Faith</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p356_39">l. 39.</a> B] blessing on<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>357</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p357_1">l. 1.</a> B] awkeward</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p357_3">l. 3.</a> B] I answer</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p357_10">l. 10.</a> ? visit yon</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p357_21">l. 21.</a> B] dispach'd<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>358</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p358_1">l. 1.</a> B] <i>Antouio</i></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p358_6">l. 6.</a> A] beshrow</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p358_19">l. 19.</a> B <i>omits</i>] a</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p358_38">l. 38.</a> B] and and<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>359</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p359_21">l. 21.</a> A <i>omits</i>] I</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p359_32">l. 32.</a> A <i>and</i> B] Pigeons?<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>361</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p361_3">l. 3.</a> A] lov'd? so all<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>362</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p362_4">l. 4.</a> B <i>omits</i>] you<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>363</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p363_9">l. 9.</a> A] read an I</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p363_32">l. 32.</a> A <i>omits</i>] a<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>364</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p364_32">l. 32.</a> B] for my<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>365</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p365_21">l. 21.</a> A <i>omits</i>] I<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>366</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p366_3">l. 3.</a> A] a meere</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p366_35">l. 35.</a> A] no Inches<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>368</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p368_18">l. 18.</a> B] goodbwy</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p368_19">l. 19.</a> B] oou</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p368_25">l. 25.</a> B] come come</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p368_26">l. 26.</a> A] yes body</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p368_32">l. 32.</a> B] her her</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>369</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p369_4">l. 4.</a> A] with you</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p369_12">l. 12.</a> A] too mocke me to,</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p369_14">l. 14.</a> B] heaven</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p369_31">l. 31.</a> A] carry now</span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>370</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p370_4">l. 4.</a> B] you'll</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p370_12">l. 12.</a> B] heavens</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p370_27">l. 27.</a> B <i>omits</i>] tell<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>371</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p371_9">l. 9.</a> A] wot you what?<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>372</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p372_4">l. 4.</a> B] see</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p372_9">l. 9.</a> A] paid, for you</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p372_37">l. 37.</a> B] I<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>374</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p374_24">l. 24.</a> B] frivilous</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p374_37">l. 37.</a> B] circmstances<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>375</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p375_26">l. 26.</a> B] kindess<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>376</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p376_37">l. 37.</a> B] heve<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>377</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p377_4">l. 4.</a> B <i>omits</i>] a</span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p377_30">l. 30.</a> B] rhe<br /></span> +</p> + +<p>p. <b>378</b>,<br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4em;"><a href="#p378_9">l. 9.</a> A] The Epilogue<br /></span> +</p> + + +<h3><span class="smcap">End of Vol. VIII</span>.</h3> + + +<hr style="width: 80%;" /> +<h5>CAMBRIDGE: PRINTED BY JOHN CLAY, M.A. AT THE UNIVERSITY PRESS.</h5> + + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Beaumont & Fletcher's Works (8 of 10), by +Francis Beaumont and John Fletcher + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BEAUMONT & FLETCHER'S WORKS *** + +***** This file should be named 35303-h.htm or 35303-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/3/5/3/0/35303/ + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Beaumont & Fletcher's Works (8 of 10) + The Womans Prize; The Island Princess; The Noble Gentleman; + The Coronation; The Coxcomb + +Author: Francis Beaumont + John Fletcher + +Release Date: February 17, 2011 [EBook #35303] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BEAUMONT & FLETCHER'S WORKS *** + + + + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + + + + + FRANCIS BEAUMONT + Born 1584 + Died 1616 + + JOHN FLETCHER + Born 1579 + Died 1625 + + + + + _BEAUMONT AND FLETCHER_ + + THE WOMANS PRIZE + THE ISLAND PRINCESS + THE NOBLE GENTLEMAN + THE CORONATION + THE COXCOMB + + + THE TEXT EDITED BY + A. R. WALLER, M.A. + + + Cambridge: + at the University Press + 1910 + + + CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY PRESS + London: FETTER LANE, E.C. + C. F. CLAY, MANAGER + + Edinburgh: 100, PRINCES STREET + Berlin: A. ASHER AND CO. + Leipzig: F. A. BROCKHAUS + New York: G. P. PUTNAM'S SONS + Bombay and Calcutta: MACMILLAN AND CO., LTD. + + _All rights reserved_ + + + + + CONTENTS + + + PAGE + The Womans Prize 1 + The Island Princess 91 + The Noble Gentleman 171 + The Coronation 240 + The Coxcomb 308 + + + + + THE + WOMANS PRIZE, + OR + THE TAMER TAM'D. + A Comedy. + + + The Persons represented in the Play. + + Moroso, _an old rich doting Citizen, suitor to_ Livia. + Sophocles, } _Two Gentlemen, friends_ + Tranio, } _to_ Petruchio. + Petruchio, _An_ Italian _Gent. Husband to_ Maria. + Rowland, _A young Gent. in love with_ Livia. + Petronius, _Father to_ Maria _and_ Livia. + Jaques, } _Two witty servants to_ + Pedro, } Petruchio. + Doctor. + Apothecarie. + Watchmen. + Porters. + + + WOMEN. + + Maria, _A chaste witty Lady,_ } _The two masculine daughters_ + Livia, _Mistriss to_ Rowland. } _of_ Petronius. + Biancha, _Their Cosin, and Commander in chief._ + City Wives, } _To the relief of the Ladies, of which,_ + Countrey Wives, } _two were drunk._ + Maids. + + + The Scene London. + + + + + PROLOGUE. + + + _Ladies to you, in whose defence and right,_ + Fletchers _brave Muse prepar'd her self to fight + A battel without blood, 'twas well fought too, + (The victory's yours, though got with much ado.) + We do present this_ Comedy, _in which + A rivulet of pure wit flows, strong and rich + In Fancy, Language, and all parts that may + Add Grace and Ornament to a merry Play. + Which this may prove. Yet not to go too far + In promises from this our Female War. + We do intreat the angry men would not + Expect the mazes of a subtle plot, + Set Speeches, high Expressions, and what's worse, + In a true_ Comedy, _politick discourse. + The end we aim at, is to make you sport; + Yet neither gall the City, nor the Court. + Hear, and observe his Comique strain, and when + Y' are sick-of melancholy, see't agen. + 'Tis no dear Physick since 'twill quit the cost: + Or his intentions with our pains, are lost._ + + + + + _Actus Primus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Moroso, Sophocles, _and_ Tranio, _with Rosemary, as from + a wedding._ + + _Mo._ God give 'em joy. + + _Tra._ Amen. + + _Soph._ Amen, say I too: + The pudding's now i'th' proof, alas poor wench. + Through what a mine of patience must thou work, + E'r thou know'st good hour more! + + _Tra._ 'Tis too true: Certain, + Methinks her father has dealt harshly with her, + Exceeding harshly, and not like a Father, + To match her to this Dragon; I protest + I pity the poor Gentlewoman. + + _Mor._ Methinks now, + He's not so terrible as people think him. + + _Soph._ This old thief flatters, out of meer devotion, + To please the Father for his second daughter. + + _Tra._ But shall he have her? + + _Soph._ Yes, when I have _Rome_. + And yet the father's for him. + + _Mor._ I'll assure ye, + I hold him a good man. + + _Soph._ Yes sure a wealthy, + But whether a good womans man, is doubtful. + + _Tra._ Would 'twere no worse. + + _M[o]r._ What though his other wife, + Out of her most abundant soberness, + Out of her daily hue and cries upon him, + (For sure she was a rebel) turn'd his temper, + And forc'd him blow as high as she? dos't follow + He must retain that long since buried Tempest, + To this soft Maid? + + _Soph._ I fear it. + + _Tra._ So do I too: + And so far, that if God had made me woman, + And his wife that must be-- + + _Mor._ What would you do, Sir? + + _Tra._ I would learn to eat coals with an angry Cat, + And spit fire at him: I would (to prevent him) + Do all the ramping, roaring tricks, a whore + Being drunk, and tumbling ripe, would tremble at: + There is no safety else, nor moral wisdom. + To be a wife, and his. + + _Soph._ So I should think too. + + _Tra._ For yet the bare remembrance of his first wife + (I tell ye on my knowledge, and a truth too) + Will make him start in's sleep, and very often + Cry out for Cudgels, Colestaves, any thing; + Hiding his breeches, out of fear her Ghost + Should walk, and wear 'em yet. Since his first marriage, + He is no more the still _Petruchio_, + Than I am _Babylon_. + + _Soph._ He's a good fellow, + And on my word I love him: but to think + A fit match for this tender soul-- + + _Tra._ His very frown, if she but say her prayers + Louder than men talk treason, makes him tinder; + The motion of a Dial, when he's testy, + Is the same trouble to him as a Water-work; + She must do nothing of her self; not eat, + Drink, say Sir, how do ye? make her ready, unready, + Unless he bid her. + + _Soph._ He will bury her, + Ten pound to twenty shillings, within these three weeks. + + _Tra._ I'll be your half. + + _Enter_ Jaques _with a pot of Wine._ + + _Mor._ He loves her most extreamly, + And so long 'twill be Honey-moon. Now _Jaques_. + You are a busie man I am sure. + + _Jaq._ Yes certain, + This old sport must have eggs. + + _Sop._ Not yet this ten daies. + + _Jaq._ Sweet Gentlemen with Muskadel. + + _Tra._ That's right, Sir. + + _Mor._ This fellow broods his Master: speed ye _Jaques_. + + _Soph._ We shall be for you presently. + + _Jaq._ Your worships + Shall have it rich and neat: and o' my conscience + As welcome as our _Lady-day_: Oh my old Sir, + When shall we see your worship run at Ring? + That hour, a standing were worth money. + + _Mor._ So Sir. + + _Jaq._ Upon my little honesty, your Mistriss, + If I have any speculation, must think + This single thrumming of a Fiddle, + Without a Bow, but even poor sport. + + _Mor._ Y'are merry. + + _Ja._ Would I were wise too: so God bless your worship. + + _Tra._ The fellow tells you true. [_Exit_ Jaq. + + _Soph._ When is the day man? + Come, come, you'll steal a marriage. + + _Mor._ Nay, believe me: + But when her Father pleases, I am ready, + And all my friends shall know it. + + _Tra._ Why not now? + One charge had serv'd for both. + + _Mor._ There's reason in't. + + _Soph._ Call'd _Rowland_-- + + _Mor._ Will ye walk? + They'll think we are lost: Come Gentlemen. + + _Tra._ You have wip'd him now. + + _Soph._ So will he never the wench, I hope. + + _Tra._ I wish it. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scaena Secunda._ + + _Enter_ Rowland _and_ Livia. + + _Row._ Now _Livia_, if you'll go away to night, + If your affections be not made of words. + + _Liv._ I love you, and you know how dearly _Rowland_, + Is there none near us? my affections ever + Have been your servants; with what superstition + I have ever Sainted you-- + + _Row._ Why then take this way. + + _Liv._ 'Twill be a childish, and a less prosperous course, + Than his that knows not care: why should we do, + Our honest and our hearty love such wrong, + To over-run our fortunes? + + _Row._ Then you flatter. + + _Liv._ Alas, you know I cannot. + + _Ro[w]._ What hope's left else + But flying to enjoy ye? + + _Liv._ None so far, + For let it be admitted, we have time, + And all things now in other expectation, + My father's bent against us; what but ruine, + Can such a by-way bring us? if your fears + Would let you look with my eyes, I would shew you, + And certain, how our staying here would win us + A course, though somewhat longer, yet far surer. + + _Row._ And then _Moroso_ h'as ye. + + _Liv._ No such matter + For hold this certain, begging, stealing, whoring, + Selling (which is a sin unpardonable) + Of counterfeit Cods, or musty English _Croacus_; + Switches, or Stones for th' tooth-ache sooner finds me, + Than that drawn Fox _Moroso_. + + _Row._ But his money, + If wealth may win you-- + + _Liv._ If a Hog may be + High Priest among the _Jews_? his money _Rowland_? + Oh Love forgive me, what faith hast thou? + Why, can his money kiss me? + + _Row._ Yes. + + _Liv._ Behind, + Laid out upon a Petticoat: or graspe me + While I cry, Oh good thank you? o'my troth + Thou mak'st me merry with thy fear: or lie with me. + As you may do? alas, what fools you men are? + His mouldy money? half a dozen Riders, + That cannot sit, but stampt fast to their Saddles? + No _Rowland_, no man shall make use of me; + My beauty was born free, and free I'll give it + To him that loves, not buys me. You yet doubt me. + + _Row._ I cannot say I doubt ye. + + _Liv._ Goe thy ways, + Thou art the prettiest puling piece of passion: + Y'faith I will not fail thee. + + _Row._ I had rather-- + + _Liv._ Prethee believe me, if I do not carry it, + For both our goods-- + + _Row._ But-- + + _Liv._ What but? + + _Row._ I would tell you. + + _Liv._ I know all you can tell me; all's but this, + You would have me, and lie with me; is't not so? + + _Row._ Yes. + + _Liv._ Why you shall; will that content you? Goe. + + _Row._ I am very loth to goe. + + _Enter_ Byancha _and_ Maria. + + _Liv._ Now o' my conscience + Thou art an honest fellow: here's my Sister; + Go, prethee go; this kiss, and credit me, + E'r I am three nights older, I am for thee: + You shall hear what I do. + Farewel. + + _Row._ Farewel. [_Exit_ Rowland. + + _Liv._ Alas poor fool, how it looks! + It would ev'n hang it self, should I but cross it. + For pure love to the matter I must hatch it. + + _Bya._ Nay, never look for merry hour, _Maria_, + If now you make it not; let not your blushes, + Your modesty, and tenderness of spirit, + Make you continual Anvile to his anger: + Believe me, since his first wife set him going, + Nothing can bind his rage: Take your own council, + You shall not say that I perswaded you. + But if you suffer him-- + + _Mar._ Stay, shall I do it? + + _Bya._ Have you a stomach to't? + + _Mar._ I never shew'd it. + + _Bya._ 'Twill shew the rarer and the stronger in you. + But do not say I urg'd you. + + _Mar._ I am perfect, + Like _Curtius_, to redeem my Countrey, I have + Leap'd into this gulph of marriage, and I'll do it. + Farewel all poorer thoughts, but spight and anger, + Till I have wrought a miracle. Now cosin, + I am no more the gentle, tame _Maria_; + Mistake me not; I have a new soul in me + Made of a North wind, nothing but tempest; + And like a tempest shall it make all ruin, + Till I have run my Will out. + + _Bya._ This is brave now, + If you continue it; but your own Will lead you. + + _Mar._ Adieu all tenderness, I dare continue; + Maids that are made of fears, and modest blushes, + View me, and love example. + + _Bya._ Here is your Sister. + + _Mar._ Here is the brave old mans love. + + _Bya._ That loves the young man. + + _Mar._ I and hold thee there wench: what a grief of heart is't? + When _Paphos_ Revels should rowze up old night, + To sweat against a Cork; to lie and tell + The clock o'th lungs, to rise sport starv'd? + + _Liv._ Dear Sister, + Where have you been, you talk thus? + + _Mar._ Why at Church, wench; + Where I am ti'd to talke thus: I am a wife now. + + _Liv._ It seems so, and a modest. + + _Mar._ You are an ass; + When thou art married once, thy modesty + Will never buy thee pins. + + _Liv._ 'Bless me. + + _Mar._ From what? + + _Bya._ From such a tame fool as our cosin _Livia_? + + _Liv._ You are not mad. + + _Mar._ Yes wench, and so must you be, + Or none of our acquaintance: mark me _Livia_; + Or indeed fit for our sex: 'Tis bed time. + Pardon me yellow _Hymen_, that I mean + Thine offerings to protract, or to keep fasting + My valiant Bridegroom. + + _Liv._ Whither will this woman? + + _Bya._ You may perceive her end. + + _Liv._ Or rather fear it. + + _Mar._ Dare you be partner in't? + + _Liv._ Leave it _Maria_, + I fear I have mark'd too much, for goodness leave it; + Divest you with obedient hands, to bed. + + _Mar._ To bed? no _Livia_, there are Comets hang + Prodigious over that yet; there's a fellow + Must yet before I know that heat (ne'r start wench) + Be made a man, for yet he is a monster; + Here must his head be _Livia_. + + _Liv._ Never hope it. + 'Tis as easie with a Sive to scoop the Ocean, as + To tame _Petruchio_. + + _Mar._ Stay: _Lucina_ hear me, + Never unlock the treasure of my womb + For humane fruit, to make it capable; + Nor never with thy secret hand make brief + A mothers labor to me; if I do + Give way unto my married Husband's Will, + Or be a Wife in any thing but hopes, + Till I have made him easie as a child, + And tame as fear, he shall not win a smile, + Or a pleas'd look, from this austerity, + Though it would pull another Joynture from him, + And make him ev'ry day another man; + And when I kiss him, till I have my Will, + May I be barren of delights, and know + Only what pleasures are in dreams, and guesses. + + _Liv._ A strange _Exordium_. + + _Bya._ All the several wrongs + Done by Imperious Husbands to their Wives + These thousand years and upwards, strengthen thee: + Thou hast a brave cause. + + _Mar._ And I'll do it bravely, + Or may I knit my life out ever after. + + _Liv._ In what part of the world got she this spirit? + Yet pray _Maria_, look before you truly, + Besides the obedience of a wife; + Which you will find a heavy imputation, + Which yet I cannot think your own, it shews + So distant from your sweetness. + + _Mar._ 'Tis I swear. + + _Liv._ Weigh but the person, and the hopes you have, + To work this desperate cure. + + _Mar._ A weaker subject + Would shame the end I aim at, disobedience. + You talk too tamely: By the faith I have + In mine own noble Will, that childish woman + That lives a prisoner to her Husbands pleasure, + Has lost her making, and becomes a beast, + Created for his use, not fellowship. + + _Liv._ His first wife said as much. + + _Mar._ She was a fool, + And took a scurvy course; let her be nam'd + 'Mongst those that wish for things, but dare not do'em: + I have a new dance for him. + + _Liv._ Are you of this faith? + + _Bya._ Yes truly, and will die in't. + + _Liv._ Why then let's all wear breeches. + + _Mar._ Now thou com'st near the nature of a woman; + Hang these tame hearted Eyasses, that no sooner + See the Lure out, and hear their Husbands hollow, + But cry like Kites upon 'em: The free Haggard + (Which is that woman, that hath wing, and knows it, + Spirit and plume) will make an hundred checks, + To shew her freedom, sail in ev'ry air, + And look out ev'ry pleasure; not regarding + Lure, nor quarry, till her pitch command + What she desires, making her foundred keeper + Be glad to fling out trains, and golden ones, + To take her down again. + + _Liv._ You are learned, Sister; + Yet I say still take heed. + + _Mar._ A witty saying; + I'll tell thee _Livia_, had this fellow tired + As many wives as horses under him, + With spurring of their patience; had he got + A Patent, with an Office to reclaim us, + Confirm'd by Parliament; had he all the malice + And subtilty of Devils, or of us, + Or any thing that's worse than both. + + _Liv._ Hey, hey boys, this is excellent. + + _Mar._ Or could he + Cast his wives new again, like Bels, to make 'em + Sound to his Will; or had the fearful name + Of the first breaker of wild women: yet, + Yet would I undertake this man, thus single, + And, spight of all the freedom he has reach'd to, + Turn him and bend him as I list, and mold him + Into a babe again; that aged women, + W[a]nting both teeth and spleen, may Master him. + + _Bya._ Thou wilt be chronicl'd. + + _Mar._ That's all I aim at. + + _Liv._ I must confess, I do with all my heart + Hate an imperious Husband, and in time + Might be so wrought upon. + + _Bya._ To make him cuckold? + + _Mar._ If he deserve it. + + _Liv._ Then I'll leave ye Ladies. + + _Bya._ Thou hast not so much noble anger in thee. + + _Mar._ Go sleep, go sleep, what we intend to do, + Lies not for such starv'd souls, as thou hast _Livia_. + + _Liv._ Good night: the Bridegroom will be with you presently. + + _Mar._ That's more than you know. + + _Liv._ If ye work upon him, + As you have promised, ye may give example, + Which no doubt will be followed. + + _Mar._ So. + + _Bya._ Good night: we'll trouble you no further. + + _Mar._ If you intend no good, pray do no harm. + + _Liv._ None, but pray for you. [_Exit_ Livia. + + _Bya._ Cheer wench. + + _Mar._ Now _Byancha_, + Those wits we have, let's wind 'em to the height. + My rest is up wench, and I pull for that + Will make me ever famous. They that lay + Foundations, are half-builders, all men say. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Jaq._ My Master forsooth. + + _Mar._ Oh how does thy Master? prethee commend me to him. + + _Jaq._ How's this? my Master stays forsooth. + + _Mar._ Why let him stay, who hinders him forsooth? + + _Jaq._ The Revel's ended now, + To visit you. + + _Mar._ I am not sick. + + _Jaq._ I mean to see his chamber forsooth. + + _Mar._ Am I his Groom? where lay he last night forsooth? + + _Ja[q]._ In the low matted Parlour. + + _Mar._ There lies his way by the long Gallery. + + _Jaq._ I mean your chamber: y'are very merry Mistriss. + + _Mar._ 'Tis a good sign I am sound hearted _Jaques_: + But if you'll know where I lie, follow me; + And what thou seest, deliver to thy Master. + + _Bya._ Do gentle _Jaques_. [_Exeunt._ + + _Ja._ Ha, is the wind in that door? + By'r Lady we shall have foul weather then: + I do not like the shuffling of these women, + They are mad beasts, when they knock their heads together: + I have observ'd them all this day; their whispers, + One in anothers ear, their signs and pinches, + And breaking often into violent laughters: + As if the end they purpos'd were their own. + Call you this weddings? Sure this is a knavery, + A very trick, and dainty knavery, + Marvellous finely carried, that's the comfort: + What would these women do in ways of honor? + That are such Masters this way? Well, my Sir + Has been as good at finding out these toys, + As any living; if he lose it now, + At his own peril be it. I must follow. [_Exit._ + + + _Scaena Tertia._ + + _Enter Servants with Lights_, Petruchio, Petronius, Moroso, + Tranio, _and_ Sophocles. + + _Pet._ You that are married, Gentlemen; have at ye + For a round wager now. + + _Soph._ Of this nights Stage? + + _Petru._ Yes. + + _Soph._ I am your first man, a pair of Gloves of twenty shillings. + + _Petru._ Done: who takes me up next? I am for all bets. + + _Mor._ Well lusty _Lawrence_, were but my night now, + Old as I am, I would make you clap on Spurs, + But I would reach you, and bring you to your trot too: + I would Gallants. + + _Petru._ Well said good Will; but where's the staff boy, ha? + Old father Time, your hour-glass is empty. + + _Tra._ A good tough train would break thee all to pieces; + Thou hast not breath enough to say thy prayers. + + _Petron._ See how these boys despise us. Will you to bed son? + This pride will have a fall. + + _Petru._ Upon your daughter; + But I shall rise again, if there be truth + In Eggs, and butter'd Parsnips. + + _Petro._ Will you to bed son, and leave talking? + To morrow morning we shall have you look, + For all your great words, like _St. George_ at _Kingston_, + Running a foot-back from the furious Dragon, + That with her angry tail belabours him + For being lazie. + + _Tra._ His courage quench'd, and so far quench'd-- + + _Petru._ 'Tis well Sir. + What then? + + _Soph._ Fly, fly, quoth then the fearful dwarfe; + Here is no place for living man. + + _Petru._ Well my masters, if I do sink under my business, as I find + 'tis very possible, I am not the first that has miscarried; So that's + my comfort, what may be done without impeach or waste, I can and will + do. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + How now, is my fair Bride a bed? + + _Jaq._ No truly, Sir. + + _Petron._ Not a bed yet? body o' me: we'll up and rifle her: here's a + coil with a Maiden-head, 'tis not intail'd, is it? + + _Petru._ If it be, I'll try all the Law i'th' Land, but I'll cut it + off: let's up, let's up, come. + + _Jaq._ That you cannot neither. + + _Petru._ Why? + + _Jaq._ Unless you'll drop through the Chimney like a Daw, or force a + breach i'th' windows: you may untile the house, 'tis possible. + + _Petru._ What dost thou mean? + + _Jaq._ A moral, Sir, the Ballad will express it: + _The wind and the rain, has turned you back again, + And you cannot be lodged there._ The truth is, all the doors + Are baracadoed; not a Cathole, but holds a murd'rer in't. + She's victuall'd for this month. + + _Petru._ Art not thou drunk? + + _Soph._ He's drunk, he's drunk; come, come, let's up. + + _Jaq._ Yes, yes, I am drunk: ye may go up, ye may + Gentlemen, but take heed to your heads: I say no more. + + _Soph._ I'll try that. [_Exit_ Soph. + + _Petron._ How dost thou say? the door fast lock'd fellow? + + _Jaq._ Yes truly Sir, 'tis lock'd, and guarded too; and two as + desperate tongues planted behind it, as e'er yet batter'd: they stand + upon their honors, and will not give up without strange composition, + I'll assure you; marching away with their Pieces cockt, and Bullets + in their mouths, will not satisfie them. + + _Petru._ How's this? how's this? they are-- + Is there another with her? + + _Jaq._ Yes marry is there, and an Enginier. + + _Mor._ Who's that for Heavens sake? + + _Jaq._ Colonel _Byancha_, she commands the works: _Spinola_'s but a + Ditcher to her, there's a half-moon: I am but a poor man, but if + you'll give me leave, I'll venture a years wages, draw all your force + before it, and mount your ablest Piece of battery, you shall not enter + it these three nights yet. + + _Enter_ Sophocles. + + _Petru._ I should laugh at that good _Jaques_. + + _Soph._ Beat back again, she's fortified for ever. + + _Jaq._ Am I drunk now, Sir? + + _Soph._ He that dares most, go up now, and be cool'd. + I have scap'd a pretty scowring. + + _Petru._ What are they mad? have we another _Bedlam_? + They do not talke I hope? + + _Soph._ Oh terribly, extreamly fearful, the noise at _London-bridge_ + is nothing near her. + + _Petru._ How got she tongue? + + _Soph._ As you got tail, she was born to't. + + _Petru._ Lock'd out a doors, and on my wedding-night? + Nay, and I suffer this, I may goe graze: + Come Gentlemen, I'll batter; are these virtues? + + _Soph._ Do, and be beaten off with shame, as I was: I went up, came + to th' door, knock'd, no body answer'd; knock'd louder, yet heard + nothing: would have broke in by force; when suddainly a Water-work + flew from the window with such violence, that had I not duck'd quickly + like a Fryer, _caetera quis nescit_? The chamber's nothing but a mere + _Ostend_, in every window Pewter Cannons mounted, you'll quickly find + with what they are charg'd, Sir. + + _Petru._ Why then _tantara_ for us. + + _Soph._ And all the lower Works lin'd sure with small shot, long + tongues with Fire-locks, that at twelve score blank hit to the heart: + now and ye dare go up. + + _Enter_ Maria _and_ Byanca _above._ + + _Mar._ The window opens, beat a parley first; + I am so much amaz'd, my very hair stands. + + _Petron._ Why how now Daughter: what intrench'd? + + _Mar._ A little guarded for my safety, Sir. + + _Petru._ For your safety Sweet-heart? why who offends you? + I come not to use violence. + + _Mar._ I think you cannot, Sir, I am better fortified. + + _Petru._ I know your end, + You would fain reprieve your Maiden-head + A night, or two. + + _Mar._ Yes, or ten, or twenty, or say an hundred; + Or indeed, till I list lie with you. + + _Soph._ That's a shrewd saying; from this present hour, + I never will believe a silent woman. + When they break out they are bonfires. + + _Petro._ Till you list lie with him? why who are you Madam? + + _Bya._That trim Gentlemans wife, Sir. + + _Petru._ Cry you mercy, do you command too? + + _Mar._ Yes marry does she, and in chief. + + _Bya._ I do command, and you shall go without: + (I mean your wife, for this night) + + _Mar._ And for the next too wench, and so as'[t follows] + + _Petro._ Thou wilt not, wilt'a? + + _Mar._ Yes indeed dear father, + And till he seal to what I shall set down, + For any thing I know for ever. + + _Soph._ Indeed these are Bug[s]-words. + + _Tra._ You hear Sir, she can talk, God be thanked. + + _Petru._ I would I heard it not, Sir. + + _Soph._ I find that all the pity bestow'd upon this woman, + Makes but an Anagram of an ill wife, + For she was never virtuous. + + _Petru._ You'll let me in I hope, for all this jesting. + + _Mar._ Hope still, Sir. + + _Petron._ You will come down I am sure. + + _Mar._ I am sure I will not. + + _Petron._ I'll fetch you then. + + _Bya._ The power of the whole County cannot, Sir, + Unless we please to yield, which yet I think + We shall not; charge when you please, you shall + Hear quickly from us. + + _Mor._ Bless me from a chicken of thy hatching, + Is this wiving? + + _Petru._ Prethee _Maria_ tell me what's the reason, + And doe it freely, you deal thus strangely with me? + You were not forc'd to marry, your consent + Went equally with mine, if not before it: + I hope you do not doubt I want that mettle + A man should have to keep a woman waking; + I would be sorry to be such a Saint yet: + My person, as it is not excellent, + So 'tis not old, nor lame, nor weak with Physick, + But well enough to please an honest woman, + That keeps her house, and loves her Husband. + + _Mar._ 'Tis so. + + _Petru._ My means and my conditions are no shamers + Of him that owes 'em, all the world knows that, + And my friends no reliers on my fortunes. + + _Mar._ All this I believe, and none of all these parcels + I dare [ex]cept against; nay more, so far + I am from making these the ends I aim at, + These idle outward things, these womens fears, + That were I yet unmarried, free to choose + Through all the Tribes of man, I'll take _Petruchio_ + In's shirt, with one ten Groats to pay the Priest, + Before the best man living, or the ablest + That e'er leap'd out of _Lancashire_, and they are right ones. + + _Petron._ Why do you play the fool then, and stand prating + Out of the window like a broken Miller! + + _Petru._ If you will have me credit you _Maria_, + Come down, and let your love confirm it. + + _Mar._ Stay there, Sir, that bargain's yet to make. + + _Bya._ Play sure wench, the Packs in thine own hand. + + _Soph._ Let me die lowsie, if these two wenches + Be not brewing knavery to stock a Kingdom. + + _Petru._ Why this is a Riddle: + I love you, and I love you not. + + _Mar._ It is so: + And till your own experience do untie it, + This distance I must keep. + + _Petru._ If you talk more, + I am angry, very angry. + + _Mar._ I am glad on't, and I will talk. + + _Petru._ Prethee peace, + Let me not think thou art mad. I tell thee woman, + If thou goest forward, I am still _Petruchio_. + + _Mar._ And I am worse, a woman that can fear + Neither _Petruchio Furius_, nor his fame, + Nor any thing that tends to our allegeance; + There's a short method for you, now you know me. + + _Petru._ If you can carry't so, 'tis very well. + + _Bya._ No, you shall carry it, Sir. + + _Petru._ Peace gentle Low-bel. + + _Petron._ Use no more words, but come down instantly, + I charge thee by the duty of a child. + + _Petru._ Prethee come _Maria_, I forgive all. + + _Mar._ Stay there; That duty, that you charge me by + (If you consider truly what you say) + Is now another man's, you gave't away + I' th' Church, if you remember, to my Husband: + So all you can exact now, is no more + But only a due reverence to your person, + Which thus I pay: Your blessing, and I am gone + To bed for this night. + + _Petron._ This is monstrous: + That blessing that _St. Dunstan_ gave the Devil, + If I were neer thee, I would give thee-- + Pull thee down by th' nose. + + _By._ Saints should not rave, Sir; + A little Rubarb now were excellent. + + _Petru._ Then by that duty you owe to me _Maria_, + Open the door, and be obedient: I am quiet yet. + + _Mar._ I do confess that duty, make your best on't. + + _Petru._ Why give me leave, I will. + + _Bya._ Sir, there's no learning + An old stiff Jade to trot, you know the moral. + + _Mar._ Yet as I take it, Sir, I owe no more + Than you owe back again. + + _Petru._ You will not Article? + All I owe, presently, let me but up, I'll pay. + + _Mar._ Y'are too hot, and such prove Jades at length; + You do confess a duty, or respect to me from you again: + That's very near, or full the same with mine? + + _Petru._ Yes. + + _Mar._ Then by that duty, or respect, or what + You please to have it, go to bed and leave me, + And trouble me no longer with your fooling; + For know, I am not for you. + + _Petru._ Well, what remedy? + + _Petron._ A fine smart Cudgel. Oh that I were near thee. + + _Bya._ If you had teeth now, what a case were we in! + + _M[o]r._ These are the most authentique Rebels, next + _Tyrone_, I ever read of. + + _Mar._ A week hence, or a fortnight, as you bear you, + And as I find my will observ'd, I may, + With intercession of some friends, be brought + May be to kiss you; and so quarterly + To pay a little Rent by composition, + You understand me? + + _Soph._ Thou Boy thou. + + _Petru._ Well there are more Maids than _Maudlin_, that's my comfort. + + _Mar._ Yes, and more men than _Michael_. + + _Petru._ I must not to bed with this stomach, and no meat Lady. + + _Mar._ Feed where you will, so it be sound and wholsome, + Else live at Livery, for I'll none with you. + + _By._ You had best back one of the Dairy Maids, they'll carry. + But take heed to your girths, you'll get a bruise else. + + _Petru._ Now if thou wouldst come down and tender me: + All the delights due to a marriage-bed, + Study such kisses as would melt a man, + And turn thy self into a thousand Figures, + To add new flames unto me, I would stand + Thus heavy, thus regardless, thus despising + Thee, and thy best allurings: all the beauty + That's laid upon your bodies, mark me well, + For without doubt your mind's are miserable, + You have no Masques for them: all this rare beauty, + Lay but the Painter and the Silk-worm by, + The Doctor with his Dyets, and the Tailor, + And you appear like flea'd Cats, not so handsome. + + _Mar._ And we appear like her that sent us hither, + That only excellent and beauteous nature; + Truly our selves for men to wonder at, + But too divine to handle; we are Gold, + In our own natures pure; but when we suffer + The husbands stamp upon us, then allays, + And base ones of you men are mingled with us, + And make us blush like Copper. + + _Petru._ Then, and never + Till then are women to be spoken of, + For till that time you have no souls I take it: + Good night: come Gentlemen; I'll fast for this night, + But by this hand, well; I shall come up yet. + + _Mar._ No. + + _Petru._ There will I watch thee like a wither'd Jury, + Thou shalt neither have meat, Fire, nor Candle, + Nor any thing that's easie: do you rebel so soon? + Yet take mercy. + + _By._ Put up your Pipes: to bed Sir, I'll assure you + A months siege will not shake us. + + _Moro._ Well said Colonel. + + _Mar._ To bed, to bed _Petruchio_: good night Gentlemen, + You'll make my Father sick with sitting up: + Here you shall find us any time these ten days, + Unless we may march off with our contentment. + + _Petru._ I'll hang first. + + _Mar._ And I'll quarter if I do not, + I'll make you know, and fear a wife _Petruchio_, + There my cause lies. + You have been famous for a woman-tamer, + And bear the fear'd-name of a brave Wife-breaker: + A woman now shall take those honors off, + And tame you; nay, never look so bigg, she shall, believe me, + And I am she: what think ye; good night to all, + Ye shall find Centinels. + + _By._ If ye dare sally. [_Exeunt above._ + + _Petro._ The devil's in 'em, ev'n the very devil, the downright devil. + + _Petru._ I'll devil 'em: by these ten bones I will: I'll bring it to + the old Proverb, no sport no pie:----taken down i'th' top of all my + speed; this is fine dancing: Gentlemen, stick to me. You see our + Freehold's touch'd, and by this light, we will beleagure 'em, and + either starve 'em out, or make 'em recreant. + + _Petro._ I'll see all passages stopt, but those about 'em: + If the good women of the Town dare succor 'em, + We shall have wars indeed. + + _Soph._ I'll stand perdue upon 'em. + + _Mor._ My Regiment shall lie before. + + _Jaq._ I think so, 'tis grown too old to stand. + + _Petru._ Let's in, and each provide his tackle, + We'll fire 'em out, or make 'em take their pardons: + Hear what I say on their bare knees-- + Am I _Petruchio_, fear'd, and spoken of, + And on my wedding night am I thus jaded? [_Exeunt omn._ + + + _Scaena Quarta._ + + _Enter_ Rowland _and_ Pedro _at several doors._ + + _Row._ Now _Pedro_? + + _Ped._ Very busie Master _Rowland_. + + _Row._ What haste man? + + _Ped._ I beseech you pardon me, + I am not mine own man. + + _Row._ Thou art not mad? + + _Ped._ No; but believe me, as hasty-- + + _Row._ The cause good _Pedro_? + + _Ped._ There be a thousand Sir; you are not married? + + _Row._ Not yet. + + _Ped._ Keep your self quiet then. + + _Row._ Why? + + _Ped._ You'll find a Fiddle + That never will be tun'd else: from all women-- [_Exit._ + + _Row._ What ails the fellow tro? _Jaques_? + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Jaq._ Your friend Sir. + But very full of business. + + _Row._ Nothing but business? + Prethee the reason, is there any dying? + + _Jaq._ I would there were Sir. + + _Row._ But thy business? + + _Jaq._ I'll tell you in a word, I am sent to lay + An Imposition upon Souse and Puddings, + Pasties, and penny Custards, that the women + May not relieve yo[n] Rebels: Fare ye well, Sir. + + _Row._ How does my Mistriss? + + _Jaq._ Like a resty jade. + She's spoil'd for riding. [_Exit_ Jaques. + + _Row._ What a devil ail they? + + _Enter_ Sophocles. + + Custards, and penny Pasties, Fools and Fiddles, + What's this to th' purpose? Oh well met. + + _Soph._ Now _Rowland_. + I cannot stay to talk long. + + _Row._ What's the matter? + Here's stirring, but to what end? whither goe you? + + _Soph._ To view the Works. + + _Row._ What Works? + + _Soph._ The womens Trenches. + + _Row._ Trenches? are such to see? + + _Soph._ I do not jest, Sir. + + _Row._ I cannot understand you. + + _Soph._ Do not you hear + In what a state of quarrel the new Bride + Stands with her Husband? + + _Row._ Let him stand with her, and there's an end. + + _Soph._ It should be, but by'r Lady + She holds him out at Pikes end, and defies him, + And now is fortifi'd, such a Regiment of Rutters + Never defied men braver: I am sent + To view their preparation. + + _Row._ This is news + Stranger than Arms in the air: you saw not + My gentle Mistriss? + + _Soph._ Yes, and meditating + Upon some secret business, when she had found it + She leap'd for joy, and laugh'd, and straight retir'd + To shun _Moroso_. + + _Row._ This may be for me. + + _Soph._ Will you along? + + _Row._ No. + + _Soph._ Farewel. [_Exit_ Sophocles. + + _Row._ Farewel, Sir. + What should her musing mean, and what her joy in't, + If not for my advantage? stay ye; may not + + _Enter_ Livia _at one door, and_ Moroso _at another, hearkning._ + + That bob-tail jade _Moroso_, with his Gold, + His gew-gaudes, and the hope she has to send him + Quickly to dust, excite this? here she comes, + And yonder walks the Stallion to discover: + Yet I'll salute her: save you beauteous Mistriss. + + _Liv._ The Fox is kennell'd for me: save you Sir. + + _Row._ Why do you look so strange? + + _Liv._ I use to look Sir + Without examination. + + _Mar._ Twenty Spur-Royals for that word. + + _Row._ Belike then + The object discontents you? + + _Liv._ Yes it does. + + _Row._ Is't come to this? you know me, do you not? + + _Liv._ Yes, as I may know many by repentance. + + _Row._ Why do you break your faith? + + _Liv._ I'll tell you that too, + You are under age, and no band holds upon you. + + _Mor._ Excellent wench. + + _Liv._ Sue out your understanding, + And get more hair to cover your bare knuckle; + (For boys were made for nothing, but dry kisses) + And if you can, more manners. + + _Mor._ Better still. + + _Liv._ And then if I want _Spanish_ Gloves, or Stockings, + A ten pound Wastecoat, or a Nag to hunt on, + It may be I shall grace you to accept 'em. + + _Row._ Farewel, and when I credit women more, + May I to _Smithfield_, and there buy a Jade, + (And know him to be so) that breaks my neck. + + _Liv._ Because I have known you, I'll be thus kind to you; + Farewel, and be a man, and I'll provide you, + Because I see y'are desperate, some staid Chamber-maid + That may relieve your youth with wholsome doctrine. + + _Mor._ She's mine from all the world: ha wench? + + _Liv._ Ha Chicken?-- [_gives him a box o' th' ear, and Ex._ + + _Mor._ How's this? I do not love these favors: save you. + + _Row._ The devil take thee-- [_wrings him by th' nose._ + + _Mor._ Oh! + + _Row._ There's a Love-token for you: thank me now. + + _Mor._ I'll think on some of ye, and if I live, + My nose alone shall not be plaid withal. [_Exit._ + + + + + _Actus Secundus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Petronius, _and_ Moroso. + + _Petro._ A Box o'th' ear do you say? + + _Mor._ Yes sure, a sound one, + Beside my nose blown to my hand; if _Cupid_ + Shoot Arrows of that weight, I'll swear devoutly, + H'as sued his Livery, and is no more a boy. + + _Petro._ You gave her some ill language? + + _Mor._ Not a word. + + _Petro._ Or might be you were fumbling? + + _Mor._ Would I had Sir. + I had been a forehand then; but to be baffl'd, + And have no feeling of the cause-- + + _Petro._ Be patient, + I have a medicine clapt to her back will cure her. + + _Mor._ No sure it must be afore, Sir. + + _Petro._ O' my conscience, + When I got these two wenches (who till now + Ne'r shew'd their riding) I was drunk with Bastard, + Whose nature is to form things like it self + Heady, and monstrous: did she slight him too? + + _Mor._ That's all my comfort: a meer Hobby-horse + She made child _Rowland_: s'foot she would not know him, + Not give him a free look, not reckon him + Among her thoughts, which I held more than wonder, + I having seen her within's three days kiss him + With such an appetite as though she would eat him. + + _Petro._ There is some trick in this: how did he take it? + + _Mor._ Ready to cry; he ran away. + + _Petro._ I fear her. + And yet I tell you, ever to my anger, + She is as tame as innocency; it may be + This blow was but a favour. + + _Mor._ I'll be sworn 'twas well tied on then. + + _Petro._ Goe too, pray forget it, + I have bespoke a Priest: and within's two hours + I'll have ye married; will that please you? + + _Mor._ Yes. + + _Petro._ I'll see it done my self, and give the Lady + Such a sound exhortation for this knavery + I'll warrant you, shall make her smell this month on't. + + _Mor._ Nay good Sir be not violent. + + _Petro._ Neither-- + + _Mor._ It may be + Out of her earnest love there grew a longing + (As you know women have such toys) in kindness, + To give me a box o'th' ear, or so. + + _Petro._ It may be. + + _Mor._ I reckon for the best still: this night then + I shall enjoy her. + + _Petro._ You shall handsel her. + + _Mor._ Old as I am, I'll give her one blow for't + Shall make her groan this twelve-month. + + _Petro._ Where's your Joynture? + + _Mor._ I have a Joynture for her. + + _Petro._ Have your Council perus'd it yet? + + _Mor._ No Council but the night, and your sweet daughter, + Shall e'r peruse that joynture. + + _Petro._ Very well, Sir. + + _Moro._ I'll no demurrers on't, nor no rejoynders. + The other's ready seal'd. + + _Petro._ Come then let's comfort + My Son _Petruchio_, he's like little Children + That loose their baubles, crying ripe. + + _Mor._ Pray tell me, + Is this stern woman still upon the flaunt + Of bold defiance? + + _Petro._ Still, and still she shall be, + Till she be starv'd out, you shall see such justice, + That women shall be glad after this tempest, + To tie their husbands shooes, and walk their horses. + + _Mor._ That were a merry world: do you hear the rumor? + They say the women are in insurrection, + And mean to make a-- + + _Petro._ They'll sooner + Draw upon walls as we do: Let 'em, let 'em, + We'll ship 'em out in Cuck-stools, there they'll sail + As brave _Columbus_ did, till they discover + The happy Islands of obedience. + We stay too long, Come. + + _Mor._ Now _St. George_ be with us. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scaena Secunda._ + + _Enter_ Livia _alone._ + + _Liv._ Now if I can but get in handsomely, + Father I shall deceive you; and this night + For all your private plotting, I'll no wedlock; + I have shifted sail, and find my Sisters safety + A sure retirement; pray to heaven that _Rowland_ + Do not believe too far, what I said to him, + For yon old Foxcase forc'd me, that's my fear. + Stay, let me see, this quarter fierce _Petruchio_ + Keeps with his Myrmidons, I must be suddain, + If he seize on me, I can look for nothing + But Marshal-Law; to this place have I scap'd him; + Above there. + + _Enter_ Maria _and_ Byancha _above._ + + _Mar._ _Cheval' a._ + + _Liv._ A friend. + + _By._ Who are you? + + _Liv._ Look out and know. + + _Mar._ Alas poor wench, who sent thee? + What weak fool made thy tongue his Orator? + I know you come to parly. + + _Liv._ Y'are deceiv'd, + Urg'd by the goodness of your cause, I come + To do as you do. + + _Mar._ Y'are too weak, too foolish, + To cheat us with your smoothness: do not we know + Thou hast been kept up tame? + + _Liv._ Believe me. + + _Mar._ No, prethee good _Livia_ + Utter thy Eloquence somewhere else. + + _By._ Good Cosin + Put up your Pipes; we are not for your palate + Alas we know who sent you. + + _Liv._ O' my word-- + + _By._ Stay there; you must not think your word, + Or by your Maidenhead, or such Sunday oaths, + Sworn after Even-Song, can inveigle us + To lose our hand-fast: did their wisdoms think + That sent you hither, we would be so foolish, + To entertain our gentle Sister _Sinon_, + And give her credit, while the wooden Jade + _Petruchio_ stole upon us: no good Sister, + Go home, and tell the merry _Greeks_ that sent you, + _Ilium_ shall burn, and I, as did _AEneas_, + Will on my back, spite of the _Myrmidons_, + Carry this warlike Lady, and through Seas + Unknown, and unbeliev'd, seek out a Land, + Where like a race of noble _Amazons_ + We'll root our se[l]ves, and to our endless glory + Live, and despise base men. + + _Liv._ I'll second ye. + + _By._ How long have you been thus? + + _Liv._ That's all one, Cosin, + I stand for freedom now. + + _By._ Take heed of lying; + For by this light, if we do credit you, + And find you tripping, his infliction + That kill'd the Prince of _Orange_, will be sport + To what we purpose. + + _Liv._ Let me feel the heaviest. + + _Mar._ Swear by thy Sweet-heart _Rowland_ (for by your maiden-head, + I fear 'twill be too late to swear) you mean + Nothing but fair and safe, and honourable + To us, and to your self. + + _Liv._ I swear. + + _By._ Stay yet, + Swear as you hate _Moroso_, that's the surest, + And as you have a certain fear to find him + Worse than a poor dry'd _Jack_, full of more aches + Than _Autumn_ has; more knavery, and usury, + And foolery, and brokery, than dogs-ditch: + As you do constantly believe he's nothing + But an old empty bag with a grey beard, + And that Beard such a bob-tail, that it looks + Worse than a Mares tail eaten off with Fillies: + As you acknowledge that young handsome wench + That lies by such a _Bilboa_ blade that bends + With ev'ry pass he makes, to th' hilts, [most] miserable, + A dry Nurse to his Coughs, a fewterer + To such a nasty fellow, a robb'd thing + Of all delights youth looks for: and to end, + One cast away on course beef, born to brush + That everlasting Cassock that has worn + As many servants out, as the Northeast passage + Has consum'd Sailors: if you swear this, and truly + Without the reservation of a gown + Or any meritorious Petticoat, + 'Tis like we shall believe you. + + _Liv._ I do swear it. + + _Mar._ Stay yet a little; came this wholsome motion + (Deal truly Sister) from your own opinion, + Or some suggestion of the Foe? + + _Liv._ Nev'r fear me, + For by that little faith I have in Husbands, + And the great zeal I bear your cause, I come + Full of that liberty you stand for, Sister. + + _Mar._ If we believe, and you prove recreant, _Livia_, + Think what a maim you give the noble Cause + We now stand up for: Think what women shall, + An hundred years hence, speak thee, when examples + Are look'd for, and so great ones, whose relations, + Spoke as we do 'em wench, shall make new customs. + + _By._ If you be false, repent, go home, and pray, + And to the serious women of the City + Confess your self; bring not a sin so hainous + To load thy soul to this place: mark me _Livia_, + If thou be'st double, and betray'st our honors, + And we fail in our purpose: get thee where + There is no women living, nor no hope + There ever shall be. + + _Mar._ If a Mothers daughter, + That ever heard the name of stubborn husband + Find thee, and know thy sin. + + _By._ Nay, if old age, + One that has worn away the name of woman, + And no more left to know her by, but railing, + No teeth, nor eyes, nor legs, but wooden ones + Come but i'th' wind-ward of thee, for sure she'll smell thee; + Thou'lt be so rank, she'll ride thee like a night-Mare, + And say her Prayers back-ward to undo thee: + She'll curse thy meat and drink, and when thou marriest, + Clap a sound spell for ever on thy pleasures. + + _Mar._ Children of five year old, like little Fairies, + Will pinch thee into motley: all that ever + Shall live, and hear of thee, I mean all women, + Will (like so many furies) shake their keys; + And toss their flaming distaffs o'r their heads, + Crying revenge: take heed, 'tis hideous: + Oh 'tis a fearful office, if thou hadst + (Though thou be'st perfect now) when thou cam'st hither, + A false imagination, get thee gone, + And as my learned Cosin said, repent, + This place is sought by soundness. + + _Liv._ So I seek it, + Or let me be a most despis'd example. + + _Mar._ I do believe thee, be thou worthy of it. + You come not empty? + + _Liv._ No, here's Cakes, and cold meat, + And Tripe of proof: behold, here's Wine and Beer, + Be suddain, I shall be surpriz'd else. + + _Mar._ Meet at the low parlour door, there lies a close way: + What fond obedience you have living in you, + Or duty to a man before you enter, + Fling it away, 'twill but defile our Off'rings. + + _By._ Be wary as you come. + + _Liv._ I warrant ye. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scaena Tertia._ + + _Enter three Maids._ + + _1 Mai._ How goes your business Girls? + + _2._ A foot, and fair. + + _3._ If fortune favour us: away to your strength, + The Countrey Forces are arriv'd, be gone, + We are discover'd else. + + _1._ Arm, and be valiant. + + _2._ Think of our cause. + + _3._ Our Justice. + + _1._ 'Tis sufficient. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scaena Quarta._ + + _Enter_ Rowland _and_ Tranio _at several doors._ + + _Tra._ Now _Rowland_? + + _Row._ How doe you? + + _Tra._ How dost thou man? + Thou look'st ill: + + _[R]ow._ Yes, pray can you tell me _Tranio_, + Who knew the devil first? + + _Tra._ A woman. + + _Row._ So. Were they not well acquainted? + + _Tra._ May be so, + For they had certain Dialogues together. + + _Row._ He sold her fruit, I take it? + + _Tra._ Yes, and Cheese + That choak'd all mankind after. + + _Row._ Canst thou tell me + Whether that woman ever had a faith + After she had eaten? + + _Tra._ That's a School-question + + _Row._ No, + 'Tis no question, for believe me _Tranio_, + That cold fruit after eating bread naught in her + But windy promises, and chollick vows + That broke out both ways. + [Thou] hast heard I am sure + Of _Esculapius_, a far famed Surgeon, + One that could set together quarter'd Traitors + And make 'em honest men. + + _Tra._ How dost thou _Rowland_? + + _Row._ Let him but take, (if [h]e dare do a cure + Shall get him fame indeed) a faithless woman, + There will be credit for him, that will speak him, + A broken woman _Tranio_, a base woman, + And if he can cure such a rack of honor + Let him come here, and practice. + + _Tra._ Now for honors sake, + Why what ail'st thou _Rowland_? + + _Row._ I am ridden _Tranio_. + And spur-gall'd to the life of patience + (Heaven keep my wits together) by a thing + Our worst thoughts are too noble for, a woman. + + _Tra._ Your Mistriss has a little frown'd it may be? + + _Row._ She was my Mistriss. + + _Tra._ Is she not? + + _R[o]w._ No _Tranio_. + She has done me such disgrace, so spitefully + So like a woman bent to my undoing, + That henceforth a good horse shall be my Mistriss, + A good Sword, or a Book: and if you see her, + Tell her I [doe] beseech you, even for love sake.-- + + _Tra._ I will _Rowland_. + + _Row._ She may sooner + Count the good I have thought her, + Our old love and our friendship, + Shed one true tear, mean one hour constantly, + Be old and honest, married, and a maid, + Than make me see her more, or more believe her: + And now I have met a messenger, farewel Sir. [_Exit._ + + _Tra._ Alas poor _Rowland_, I will do it for thee: + This is that dog _Moroso_, but I hope + To see him cold i'th' mouth first, e'r he enjoy her: + I'll watch this young man, desperate thoughts may seize him, + And if my purse or council can, I'll ease him. [_Exit._ + + + _Scaena Quinta._ + + _Enter_ Petruchio, Petronius, Moroso, _and_ Sophocles. + + _Petru._ For look you Gentlemen, say that I grant her, + Out of my free and liberal love, a pardon, + Which you, and all men else know, she deserves not, + _(Teneatis amici)_ can all the world leave laughing? + + _Petro._ I think not. + + _Petru._ No by ---- they cannot; + For pray consider, have you ever read, + Or heard of, or can any man imagine. + So stiff a _Tom-boy_, of so set a malice, + And such a brazen resolution, + As this young Crab-tree? and then answer me, + And mark but this too friends, without a cause, + Not a foul word come cross her, not a fear, + She justly can take hold on, and do you think + I must sleep out my anger, and endure it, + Sow pillows to her ease, and lull her mischief? + Give me a Spindle first: no, no my Masters, + Were she as fair as _Nell-a-Greece_, and housewife, + As good as the wise Sailors wife, and young still, + Never above fifteen, and these tricks to it, + She should ride the wild Mare once a week, she should, + (Believe me friends she should) I would tabor her, + Till all the Legions that are crept into her, + Flew out with fire i'th' tails. + + _Soph._ Methinks you err now, + For to me seems, a little sufferance + Were a far surer cure. + + _Petru._ Yes, I can suffer, + Where I see promises of peace and amendment. + + _Mor._ Give her a few conditions. + + _Petru._ I'll be hanged first. + + _Petron._ Give her a Crab-tree Cudgel. + + _Petru._ So I will; + And after it a flock-bed for her bones. + And hard eggs, till they brace her like a Drum, + She shall be pamper'd with ---- + She shall not know a stool in ten months, Gentlemen. + + _Soph._ This must not be. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Jaq._ Arm, arm, out with your weapons, + For all the women in the Kingdom's on ye; + + _Enter_ Pedro. + + They swarm like wasps, and nothing can destroy 'em, + But stopping of their hive, and smothering of 'em, + + _Ped._ Stand to your guard, Sir, all the devils extant + Are broke upon us like a cloud of thunder; + There are more women marching hitherward, + In rescue of my Mistriss, than e'er turn'd tail + At _Sturbridge_ Fair, and I believe, as fiery. + + _Jaq._ The forlorn hope's led by a Tanner's wife, + I know her by her Hide, a desperate woman: + She flead her Husband in her youth, and made + Raynes of his Hide to ride the parish. Take 'em all together, + They are a genealogy of Jennets, gotten + And born thus by the boisterous breath of Husbands; + They serve sure, a[n]d are swift to catch occasion, + (I mean their foes or Husbands) by the forelocks, + And there they hang like favours; cry they can + But more for Noble spight, than fear: and crying + Like the old Giants that were foes to heaven, + They heave ye stool on stool, and fling main Pot-lids + Like massie Rocks, dart Ladles, tossing Irons, + And Tongs like Thunderbolts, till overlaid, + They fall beneath the weight; yet still aspiring + At those Emperious [Codsheads] that would tame 'em. + There's ne'r a one of these, the worst and weakest, + (Chuse where you will,) but dare attempt the raising, + Against the soveraign peace of Puritans, + A _May_-pole and a Morris, maugre mainly + Their zeal, and Dudgeon-daggers: and yet more, + Dares plant a stand of batt'ring Ale against 'em, + And drink 'em out o'th' parish. + + _Soph._ Lo you fierce _Petruchio_, this comes of your impatience. + + _Ped._ There's one brought in the Bears against the Canons + Of the Town, made it good, and fought 'em. + + _Jaq._ Another to her everlasting fame, erected + Two Ale-houses of ease: the Quarter-Sessions + Running against her roundly; in which business + Two of the disanullers lost their night-caps: + A third stood excommunicate by the cudgel; + The Constable, to her eternal glory, + Drunk hard, and was converted, and she victor. + + _Ped._ Then are they victualed with Pies and Puddings, + (The trappings of good Stomachs) noble Ale + The true defender, Sausages, and smoak'd ones, + If need be, such as serve for Pikes; and Pork, + (Better the Jews ne'r hated:) here and there + A bottle of _Metheglin_, a stout _Britain_ + That will stand to 'em; what else they want, they war for. + + _Petru._ Come to council. + + _Soph._ Now you must grant conditions, or the Kingdom + Will have no other talke but this. + + _Petron._ Away then, and let's advise the best. + + _Soph._ Why do you tremble? + + _Mor._ Have I liv'd thus long to be knockt o'th' head, + With half a Washing-beetle: pray be wise, Sir. + + _Petru._ Come, something I'll do, but what it is, I know not. + + _Soph._ To Council then, and let's avoid their follies. + Guard all the doors, or we shall not have a Cloak left. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scaena_ [_Sexta._] + + _Enter_ Petronius, Petruchio, Moroso, Sophocles, _and_ Tranio. + + _Petro._ I am indifferent, though I must confess, + I had rather see her carted. + + _Tra._ No more of that, Sir. + + _Soph._ Are ye resolv'd to give her fair conditions? + 'Twill be the safest way. + + _Petru._ I am distracted, + Would I had run my head into a halter + When I first woo'd her: if I offer peace, + She'll urge her own conditions, that's the devil. + + _Soph._ Why, say she do? + + _Petru._ Say, I am made an Ass, then; + I know her aim: may I, with reputation + (Answer me this) with safety of mine honor, + (After the mighty manage of my first wife, + Which was indeed a fury to this Filly, + After my twelve strong labours to reclaim her, + Which would have made Don _Hercules_ horn mad, + And hid him in his Hide) suffer this _Cicely_? + E're she have warm'd my sheets, e're grappell'd with me, + This Pinck, this painted Foist, this Cockle-boat, + To hang her Fights out, and defie me friends, + A well known man of war? if this be equal, + And I may suffer, say, and I have done? + + _Petron._ I do not think you may. + + _Tra._ You'll make it worse, Sir. + + _Soph._ Pray hear me good _Petruchio_: but ev'n now, + You were contented to give all conditions, + To try how far she would carry: 'Tis a folly, + (And you will find it so) to clap the curb on, + E're you be sure it proves a natural wildness, + And not a forc'd. Give her conditions, + For on my life this trick is put into her. + + _Petron._ I should believe so too. + + _Soph._ And not her own. + + _Tra._ You'll find it so. + + _Soph._ Then if she flownder with you, + Clap spurs on, and in this you'll deal with temperance, + Avoid the hurry of the world. + + _Tra._ And loose. [_Musick above._ + + _Mor._ No honor on my life, Sir. + + _Petru._ I will do it. + + _Petron._ It seems they are very merry. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Petru._ Why [God] hold it. + + _Mor._ Now _Jaques_? + + _Jaq._ They are i'th' flaunt, Sir. + + _Soph._ Yes we hear 'em. + + _Jaq._ They have got a stick of Fiddles, and they firk it, + In wondrous ways, the two grand _Capitano's_, + (They brought the Auxiliary Regiments) + Dance with their coats tuckt up to their bare breeches, + And bid [them] kiss 'em, that's the burden; + They have got _Metheglin_, and audacious Ale; + And talk like Tyrants. + + _Petron._ How knowest thou? + + _Jaq._ I peept in + At a loose Lansket. + + SONG. + + _A Health for all this day + To the woman that bears the sway + And wears the breeches; + Let it come, let it come._ + + _Let this health be a Seal, + For the good of the Common-weal + the woman shall wear the breeches._ + + _Lets drink then and laugh it + And merrily merrily quaff it + And tipple, and tipple a round + here's to thy fool, + and to my fool. + Come, to all fools + though it cost us wench, many a pound._ + + _Tra._ Hark. + + _Petro._ A Song, pray silence. [_All the Women above. + Citizens and Countrey + _Mor._ They look out. women._ + + _Petru._ Good ev'n Ladies. + + _Mar._ Good you good ev'n Sir. + + _Petru._ How have you slept to night? + + _Mar._ Exceeding well Sir. + + _Petru._ Did you not wish me with you? + + _Mar._ No, believe me, + I never thought upon you. + + _Cun._ Is that he? + + _Bya._ Yes. + + _Cun._ Sir? + + _Soph._ She has drank hard, mark her Hood. + + _Cun._ You are-- + + _Soph._ Learnedly drunk, I'll hang else: let her utter. + + _Cun._ And I must tell you, _viva voce_ friend, + A very foolish fellow. + + _Tra._ There's an Ale figure. + + _Petru._ I thank you _Susan Brotes_. + + _Cit._ Forward Sister. + + _Cun._ You have espoused here a hearty woman, + A comly, and courageous. + + _Petru._ Well, I have so. + + _Cun._ And to the comfort of distressed damsels, + Women out-worn in wedlock; and such vessels, + This woman has defied you. + + _Petru._ It should seem so. + + _Cun._ And why? + + _Petru._ Yes, can you tell? + + _Cun._ For thirteen causes. + + _Petru._ Pray by your patience Mistriss. + + _Cit._ Forward Sister. + + _Petru._ Do you mean to treat of all these? + + _Cit._ Who shall let her? + + _Petro._ Do you hear, Velvet hood, we come not now + To hear your doctrine. + + _Cun._ For the first, I take it, + It doth divide it self into seven branches. + + _Petru._ Hark you good _Maria_, + Have you got a Catechiser here? + + _Tra._ Good zeal. + + _Soph._ Good three pil'd predication, will you peace, + And hear the cause we come for? + + _Cun._ Yes bob-tails + We know the cause you come for, here's the cause, + But never hope to carry her, never dream + Or flatter your opinions with a thought + Of base repentance in her. + + _Cit._ Give me Sack, + By this, and next strong Ale. + + _Cun._ Swear forward Sister. + + _Cit._ By all that's cordial, in this place we'll bury + Our bones, fames, tongues, our triumphs and [then] all + That ever yet was chronicl'd of woman; + But this brave wench, this excellent despiser, + This bane of dull obedience, shall inherit + His liberal Will, and march off with conditions + Noble, and worth her self. + + _Cun._ She shall _Tom Tilers_, + And brave ones too, my Hood shall make a Hearse-cloth, + And I'll lie under it like _Jone o' Gaunt_, + E'r I go less, my Distaff stuck up by me, + For the eternal Trophy of my conquests; + And loud fame at my head with two main bottles, + Shall fill to all the world the glorious fall + Of old _Don Gillian_. + + _Cit._ Yet a little further, + We have taken Arms in rescue of this Lady; + Most just and Noble: if ye beat us off + Without conditions, and we recant, + Use us as we deserve; and first degrade us + Of all our antient chambring: next that + The Symbols of our secresie, silk Stockings, + Hew of our heels; our petticoats of Arms + Tear off our bodies, and our Bodkins break + Over our coward heads. + + _Cun._ And ever after + To make the tainture most notorious, + At all our Crests, _videlicet_ our Plackets, + Let Laces hang, and we return again + Into our former titles, Da[y]ry-maids. + + _Petru._ No more wars: puissant Ladies, shew conditions + And freely I accept 'em. + + _Mar._ Call in _Livia;_ + She's in the Treaty too. + + _Enter_ Livia _above._ + + _Mor._ How, _Livia_? + + _Mar._ Hear you that Sir? + There's the conditions for ye, pray peruse 'em. + + _Petron._ Yes, there she is: 't had been no right rebellion, + Had she held off; what think you man? + + _Mor._ Nay nothing. + I have enough o' th' prospect: o' my conscience, + The worlds end, and the goodness of a woman + Will come together. + + _Petron._ Are you there sweet Lady? + + _Liv._ Cry you mercy Sir, I saw you not: your blessing. + + _Petron._ Yes, when I bless a jade, that stumbles with me. + How are the Articles? + + _Liv._ This is for you Sir; + And I shall think upon't. + + _Mor._ You have us'd me finely. + + _Liv._ There's no other use of thee now extant, + But to be hung up, Cassock, Cap, and all, + For some strange monster at Apothecaries. + + _Petron._ I hear you whore. + + _Liv._ It must be his then Sir, + For need will then compel me. + + _Cit._ Blessing on thee. + + [_Liv._ He wil undoe me in meere pans of Coles + To make him lustie.] + + _Petron._ There's no talking to 'em; + How are they Sir? + + _Petru._ As I expected: Liberty and clothes, [_Reads._ + When, and in what way she will: continual moneys, + Company, and all the house at her dispose; + No tongue to say, why is this? or whether will it; + New Coaches, and some buildings, she appoints here; + Hangings, and Hunting-horses: and for Plate + And Jewels for her private use, I take it, + Two thousand pound in present: then for Musick, + And women to read _French_; + + _Petron._ This must not be. + + _Petru._ And at the latter end a clause put in, + That _Livia_ shall by no man be importun'd, + This whole month yet, to marry. + + _Petron._ This is monstrous. + + _Petru._ This shall be done, I'll humor her awhile: + If nothing but repentance and undoing + Can win her love, I'll make a shift for one. + + _Soph._ When ye are once a bed, all these conditions + Lie under your own seal. + + _Mar._ Do you like 'em? + + _Petru._ Yes. + And by that faith I gave you 'fore the Priest + I'll ratifie 'em. + + _Cun._ Stay, what pledges? + + _Mar._ No, I'll take that oath; + But have a care you keep it. + + _Cit._ 'Tis not now + As when _Andrea_ liv'd. + + _Cun._ If you do juggle, + Or alter but a Letter of these Articles + We have set down, the self-same persecution. + + _Mar._ Mistrust him not. + + _Petru._ By all my honesty---- + + _Mar._ Enough, I yield. + + _Petron._ What's this Inserted here? + + _Soph._ That the two valiant women that [command] here + Shall have a Supper made 'em, and a large one, + And liberal entertainment without grudging, + And pay for all their soldiers. + + _Petru._ That shall be too; + And if a Tun of Wine will serve to pay 'em, + They shall have justice: I ordain ye all + Pay-masters, Gentlemen. + + _Tra._ Then we shall have sport boys. + + _Mar._ We'll meet you in the Parlor. + + _Petru._ Ne'r look sad, Sir, for I will do it. + + _Soph._ There's no danger in't. + + _Petr[u]._ For _Livia_'s Article you shall observe it, + I have ti'd my self. + + _Petron._ I will. + + _Petru._ Along then: now + Either I break, or this stiff plant must bow. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Tertius. Scaena Prima._ + + _Enter_ Tranio _and_ Rowland. + + _Tra._ Come you shall take my counsel. + + _Row._ I shall hang first. + I'll no more love, that's certain, 'tis a bane, + (Next that they poison Rats with) the most mortal: + No, I thank Heaven, I have got my sleep again, + And now begin to write sence; I can walk ye + A long hour in my chamber like a man, + And think of some thing that may better me; + Some serious point of Learning, or my state; + No more ay-mees, and [miseries] _Tranio_, + Come near my brain. I'll tell thee, had the devil + But any essence in him of a man, + And could be brought to love, and love a woman, + 'Twould make his head ake worser than his horns do; + And firk him with a fire he never felt yet, + Would make him dance. I tell thee there is nothing + (It may be thy case _Tranio_, therefore hear me:) + Under the Sun (reckon the mass of follies + Crept into th' world with man) so desperate, + So mad, so senceless, poor and base, so wretched, + Roguy, and scurvy. + + _Tra._ Whether wilt thou _Rowland_? + + _Row._ As 'tis to be in love. + + _Tra._ And why for virtue sake? + + _Row._ And why for virtue's sake? dost thou not conceive me? + + _Tra._ No by my troth. + + _Row._ Pray then and heartily, + For fear thou fall into't: I'll tell thee why too, + (For I have hope to save thee) when thou lovest, + And first beginst to worship the gilt calf: + _Imprimis_, thou hast lost thy gentry, + And like a Prentice, flung away thy Freedom, + Forthwith thou art a slave. + + _Tr[a]._ That's a new Doctrine. + + _Row._ Next thou art no more man. + + _Tra._ What then? + + _Row._ A Fryppery; + Nothing but braided hair and penny ribbond, + Glove, Garter, Ring, Rose, or at best a Swabber, + If thou canst love so near to keep thy making, + Yet thou wilt lose thy language. + + _Tra._ Why? + + _Row._ Oh _Tranio_, + Those things in love, ne'r talk as we do. + + _Tra._ No? + + _Row._ No, without doubt, they sigh, and shake the head, + And sometimes whistle dolefully. + + _Tra._ No tongue? + + _Row._ Yes _Tranio_, but no truth in't, nor no reason, + And when they cant (for 'tis a kind of canting) + Ye shall hear, if you reach to understand 'em + (Which you must be a fool first, or you cannot) + Such gibb'rish; such believe me, I protest Sweet, + And oh dear Heavens, in which such constellations + Reign at the births of Lovers, this is too well, + And daigne me Lady, daigne me I beseech ye + You poor unworthy lump, and then she licks him. + + _Tra._ A ---- on't, this is nothing. + + _Row._ Thou hast hit it: + Then talks she ten times worse, and wryes, and wriggles, + As though she had the Itch (and so it may be.) + + _Tra._ Why thou art grown a strange discoverer. + + _Row._ Of mine own follies _Tranio_. + + _Tra._ Wilt thou _Rowland_, + Certain ne'er love again? + + _Row._ I think so, certain, + And if I be not dead drunk I shall keep it. + + _Tra._ Tell me but this; what dost thou think of women? + + _Row._ Why, as I think of Fiddles, they delight me, + Till their strings break. + + _Tra._ What strings? + + _Row._ Their modesties, + Faiths, Vows, and Maidenheads, for they are like Kits + They have but four strings to 'em. + + _Tra._ What wilt thou + Give me for ten pound now, when thou next lovest, + And the same woman still? + + _Row._ Give me the money; + A hundred, and my Bond for't. + + _Tra._ But pray hear me, + I'll work all means I can to reconcile ye: + + _Row._ Do, do, Give me the money; + + _Tra._ There. + + _Row._ Work _Tranio_. + + _Tra._ You shall go sometimes where she is. + + _Row._ Yes straight. + This is the first good I e'er got by woman. + + _Tra._ You would think it strange now, if another beauty + As good as hers, say better. + + _Row._ Well. + + _Tra._ Conceive me, + This is no point o' th' wager. + + _Row._ That's all one. + + _Tra._ Love you as much, or more, than now she hates you. + + _Row._ 'Tis a good hearing, let 'em love: ten pound more, + I never love that woman. + + _Tra._ There it is; + And so an hundred, if you lose. + + _Row._ 'Tis done; + Have you another to put in? + + _Tra._ No, no Sir. + + _Row._ I am very sorry: now will I erect + A new game, and go hate for th' bell; I am sure + I am in excellent case to win. + + _Tra._ I must have leave + To tell you, and tell truth too, what she is, + And how she suffers for you. + + _Row._ Ten pound more, + I never believe you. + + _Tra._ No Sir, I am stinted. + + _Row._ Well, take your best way then. + + _Tra._ Let's walk, I am glad + Your sullen Feavor's off. + + _Row._ Shalt see me _Tranio_ + A monstrous merry man now: let's to the Wedding, + And as we go, tell me the general hurry + Of these mad wenches and their works. + + _Tra._ I will. + + _Row._ And do thy worst. + + _Tra._ Something I'll do. + + _Row._ Do _Tranio_. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scaena Secunda._ + + _Enter_ Pedro, _and_ Jaques. + + _Ped._ A pair of Stocks bestride 'em, Are they gone? + + _Ja[q]._ Yes they are gone; and all the pans i'th Town + Beating before 'em: What strange admonitions + They gave my Master, and how fearfully + They threaten'd, if he broke 'em? + + _Ped._ O' my Conscience + H'as found his full match now. + + _Jaq._ That I believe too. + + _Ped._ How did she entertain him? + + _Jaq._ She lookt on him. + + _Ped._ But scurvely. + + _Jaq._ With no great affection + That I saw: and I heard some say he kiss'd her, + But 'twas upon a treaty, and some copies + Say, but her Cheek. + + _Ped._ _Jaques_, What wouldst thou give + For such a Wife now? + + _Jaq._ Full as many P[r]ayers + As the most zealous Puritane conceives + Out of the meditation of fat Veal, + Or Birds of prey, cram'd Capons, against Players, + And to as good a tune too, but against her: + That heaven would bless me from her: mark it _Pedro_, + If this house be not turn'd within this fortnight + With the foundation upward, I'll be carted. + My comfort is yet, that those _Amorites_, + That came to back her cause, those Heathen Whores, + Had their Hoods hallowed with Sack. + + _Ped._ How Div'lish drunk they were! + + _Ja[q]._ And how they tumbled, _Pedro_, Didst thou marke + The Countrey _Cavaliero_? + + _Ped._ Out upon her, + How she turn'd down the Bragget! + + _Jaq._ I that sunk her. + + _Ped._ That Drink was well put to her; What a Somer salt + When the chair fel, she fetch'd, with her heels upward! + + _Jaq._ And what a piece of Landskip she discover'd! + + _Ped._ Didst mark her, when her hood fell in the Posset? + + _Jaq._ Yes, and there rid, like a _Dutch_-Hoy; the Tumbrel, + When she had got her ballasse. + + _Ped._ That I saw too. + + _Jaq._ How fain she would have drawn on _Sophocles_ + To come aboard, and how she simper'd it-- + + _Ped._ I warrant her, she has been a worthy striker. + + _Jaq._ I'th heat of Summer there had been some hope on't. + + _Ped._ Hang her. + + _Jaq._ She offer'd him a Harry-groat, and belcht out, + Her stomach being blown with Ale, such Courtship, + Upon my life has giv'n him twenty stools since: + Believe my Calculation, these old Women, + When they are tippled, and a little heated, + Are like new wheels, they'l roare you all the Town ore + Till they be greas'd. + + _Ped._ The City _Cinque-a-pace_ + Dame Tost and Butter, had the Bob too? + + _Jaq._ Yes, + But she was sullen drunk, and given to filching, + I see her offer at a Spoon; my Master-- + I do not like his look, I fear h'as fasted + For all this preparation; lets steal by him. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scaena Tertia._ + + _Enter_ Petruchio, _and_ Sophocles. + + _Soph._ Not let you touch her all this night? + + _Petru._ Not touch her. + + _Soph._ Where was your courage? + + _Petru._ Where was her obedience? + Never poor Man was sham'd so; never Rascal + That keeps a stud of Whores was us'd so basely. + + _Soph._ Pray you tell me one thing truly; + Do you love her? + + _Petru._ I would I did not, upon that condition + I past thee half my Land. + + _Soph._ It may be then, + Her modesty requir'd a little violence? + Some Women love to struggle. + + _Petru._ She had it, + And so much that I sweat for't, so I did, + But to no end: I washt an _Ethiope_; + She swore my force might weary her, but win her + I never could, nor should, till she consented; + And I might take her body prisoner, + But for her mind or appetite-- + + _Soph._ 'Tis strange; + This woman is the first I ever read of, + Refus'd a warranted occasion, + And standing on so fair termes. + + _Petru._ I shall quit her. + + _Soph._ Us'd you no more art? + + _Petru._ Yes, I swore to her, + And by no little ones, if presently + Without more disputation on the matter, + She grew not nearer to me, and dispatcht me + Out of the [pain] I was, for I was nettl'd, + And willingly, and eagerly, and sweetly, + I would to her Chamber-maid, and in her hearing + Begin her such a huntes-up. + + _Soph._ Then she started? + + _Petru._ No more than I do now; marry she answered + If I were so dispos'd, she could not help it; + But there was one call'd _Jaques_, a poor Butler + One that might well content a single woman. + + _Soph._ And he should tilt her. + + _Petru._ To that sence, and last + She bad me yet these six nights look for nothing + Nor strive to purchase it, but fair good night + And so good morrow, and a kiss or two + To close my stomach, for her vow had seal'd it, + And she would keep it constant. + + _Soph._ Stay ye, stay ye, + Was she thus when you woo'd her? + + _Petru._ Nothing _Sophocles_, + More keenely eager, I was oft afraid + She had been light, and easie, she would showre + Her kisses so upon me. + + _Soph._ Then I fear + An other spoke's i'th wheele. + + _Petru._ Now thou hast found me, + There gnawes my Devil, _Sophocles_, O patience + Preserve me; that I make her not example + By some unworthy way; as fleaing her, + Boyling, or making verjuice, drying her. + + _Soph._ I hear her. + + _Petru._ Mark her then, and see the heir + Of spight and prodigality, she has studied + A way to begger's both, and by this hand + [Maria _at the dore, and Servant and Woman._ + She shall be, if I live, a Doxy. + + _Soph._ Fy Sir. + + _Mar._ I do not like that dressing, tis too poor, + Let me have six gold laces, broad and massy, + And betwixt ev'ry lace a rich Embroydry, + Line the Gown through with Plush perfum'd, and purffle + All the sleeves down with Pearl. + + _Petru._ What think you _Sophocles_. + In what point stands my state now? + + _Mar._ For those hangings + Let'em be carried where I gave appointment, + They are too base for my use, and bespeak + New Pieces of the Civil Wars of _France_, + Let 'em be large and lively, and all silk work, + The borders Gold. + + _Soph._ I marry sir, this cuts it. + + _Mar._ That fourteen yards of Satten give my Woman, + I do not like the colour, 'tis too civil: + Ther's too much Silk i'th lace too; tell the _Dutchman_ + That brought the Mares, he must with all speed send me + An other suit of Horses, and by all means + Ten cast of Hawkes for th' River, I much care not + What price they bear, so they be sound, and flying, + For the next Winter, I am for the Country; + And mean to take my pleasure; where's the Horseman? + + _Petru._ She means to ride a great Horse. + + _Soph._ With a side sadle? + + _Petru._ Yes, and shee'l run a tilt within this twelvemonth. + + _Mar._ To morrow I'll begin to learn, but pray sir + Have a great care he be an easie doer, + 'Twill spoil a Scholar else. + + _Soph._ An easie doer, + Did you hear that? + + _Petru._ Yes, I shall meet her morals + Ere it be long I fear not. + + _Mar._ O good morrow. + + _Soph._ Good morrow Lady, how is't now. + + _Mar._ Faith sickly, + This house stands in an ill ayr. + + _Petru._ Yet more charges? + + _Mar._ Subject to rots, and rheums; out on't, 'tis nothing + But a tild fog. + + _Petru._ What think you of the Lodge then? + + _Mar._ I like the seat, but 'tis too little, _Sophocles_ + Let me have thy opinion, thou hast judgment. + + _Petru._ 'Tis very well. + + _Mar._ What if I pluck it down, + And build a square upon it, with two courts + Still rising from the entrance? + + _Petru._ And i'th midst + A Colledge for young Scolds. + + _Mar._ And to the Southward + Take in a Garden of some twenty Acres, + And cast it of the _Italian_ fashion, hanging. + + _Petru._ And you could cast your self so too; pray Lady + Will not this cost much Money? + + _Mar._ Some five thousand, + Say six: I'll have it Battel'd too. + + _Petru._ And gilt; _Maria_, + This is a fearful course you take, pray think on't, + You are a Woman now, a Wife, and his + That must in honesty, and justice look for + Some due obedience from you. + + _Mar._ That bare word + Shall cost you many a pound more, build upon't; + Tell me of due obedience? What's a Husband? + What are we married for, to carry Sumpters? + Are we not one peece with you, and as worthy + Our own intentions, as you yours? + + _Petru._ Pray hear me. + + _Mar._ Take two small drops of water, equal weigh'd, + Tell me which is the heaviest, and which ought + First to descend in duty? + + _Petru._ You mistake me; + I urge not service from you, nor obedience + In way of duty, but of love, and Credit; + All I expect is but a noble care + Of what I have brought you, and of what I am, + And what our name may be. + + _Mar._ That's in my making. + + _Petru._ 'Tis true it is so. + + _Mar._ Yes, it is _Petruchio_, + For there was never Man without our molding, + Without our stamp upon him, and our justice, + Left any thing three ages after him + Good, and his own. + + _Soph._ Good Lady understand him. + + _Mar._ I do too much, sweet _Sophocles_, he's one + Of a most spightful self condition, + Never at peace with any thing but Age, + That has no teeth left to return his anger: + A Bravery dwells in his blood yet, of abusing + His first good wife; he's sooner fire than powder, + And sooner mischief. + + _Petru._ If I be so sodain + Do not you fear me? + + _Mar._ No nor yet care for you, + And if it may be lawful, I defie you: + + _Petru._ Do's this become you now? + + _Mar._ It shall become me. + + _Petru._ Thou disobedient, weak, vain-glorious woman, + Were I but half so wilful, as thou spightful, + I should now drag thee to thy duty. + + _Mar._ Drag me? + + _Petru._ But I am friends again: take all your pleasure. + + _Mar._ Now you perceive him _Sophocles_. + + _Petru._ I love thee + Above thy vanity, thou faithless creature. + + _Mar._ Would I had been so happy when I Married, + But to have met an honest Man like thee, + For I am sure thou art good, I know thou art honest, + A hansome hurtless man, a loving man, + Though never a penny with him; and those eyes, + That face, and that true heart; weare this for my sake, + And when thou think'st upon me pity me: + I am cast away. [_Exit_ Mar. + + _Soph._ Why how now man? + + _Petru._ Pray leave me, + And follow your advices. + + _Soph._ The Man's jealous: + + _Petru._ I shall find a time ere it be long, to ask you + One or two foolish questions. + + _Soph._ I shall answer + As well as I am able, when you call me: + If she mean true, 'tis but a little killing, + And if I do not venture it's-- + Farewel sir. [_Exit_ Soph. + + _Petru._ Pray farewel. Is there no keeping + A Wife to one mans use? no wintering + These cattel without straying? 'Tis hard dealing, + Very hard dealing, Gentlemen, strange dealing: + Now in the name of madness, what Star raign'd, + What dog-star, bull, or bear-star, when I married + This second wife, this whirlwind, that takes all + Within her compass? was I not well warn'd, + (I thought I had, and I believe I know it,) + And beaten to repentance in the dayes + Of my first doting? had I not wife enough + To turn my love to? did I want vexation, + Or any special care to kill my heart? + Had I not ev'ry morning a rare breakfast, + Mixt with a learned Lecture of ill language, + Louder than _Tom o'Lincoln_; and at dinner, + A dyet of the same dish? was there evening + That ere past over us, without thou Knave, + Or thou Whore for digestion? had I ever + A pull at this same poor sport men run mad for + But like a Cur I was fain to shew my teeth first, + And almost worry her? and did Heaven forgive me, + And take this Serpent from me? and am I + Keeping tame Devils now again? my heart akes; + Something I must do speedily: I'll die, + If I can hansomely, for that's the way + To make a Rascal of her; I am sick, + And I'll go very near it, but I'll perish. [_Exit._ + + + _Scaena Quarta._ + + _Enter_ Livia, Byancha, Tranio, _and_ Rowland. + + _Liv._ Then I must be content, Sir, with my fortune. + + _Row._ And I with mine. + + _Liv._ I did not think, a look, + Or a poor word or two, could have displanted + Such a fix'd constancy, and for your end too. + + _Row._ Come, come, I know your courses: there's your gew-gaws, + Your Rings, and Bracelets, and the Purse you gave me, + The Money's spent in entertaining you + At Plays, and Cherry-gardens. + + _Liv._ There's your Chain too. + But if you'll give me leave, I'll wear the hair still; + I would yet remember you. + + _Bya._ Give him his love wench; + The young Man has imployment for't: + + _Tra._ Fie _Rowland_. + + _Row._ You cannot fie me out a hundred pound + With this poor plot: yet, let me ne'r see day more, + If something do not struggle strangely in me. + + _Bya._ Young Man, let me talk with you. + + _Row._ Well, young Woman. + + _Bya._ This was your Mistriss once. + + _Row._ Yes. + + _Bya._ Are ye honest? + I see you are young, and hansome. + + _Row._ I am honest. + + _Bya._ Why that's well said: and there's no doubt your judgement + Is good enough, and strong enough to tell you + Who are your foes, and friends: Why did you leave her? + + _Row._ She made a puppy of me. + + _Bya._ Be that granted: + She must do so sometimes, and oftentimes; + Love were too serious else. + + _Row._ A witty Woman. + + _Bya._ Had you lov'd me-- + + _Row._ I would I had. + + _Bya._ And dearly; + And I had lov'd you so: you may love worse Sir, + But that is not material. + + _Row._ I shall loose. + + _Bya._ Some time or other for variety + I should have call'd you Fool, or Boy, or bid you + Play with the Pages: but have lov'd you still, + Out of all question, and extreamly too; + You are a Man made to be loved. + + _Row._ This Woman + Either abuses me, or loves me deadly. + + _Bya._ I'll tell you one thing, if I were to choose + A Husband to mine own mind, I should think + One of your Mothers making would content me, + For o' my Conscience she makes good ones. + + _Row._ Lady, + I'll leave you to your commendations: + I am in again, The Divel take their tongues. + + _Bya._ You shall not goe. + + _Row._ I will: yet thus far _Livia_, + Your Sorrow may induce me to forgive you, + But never love again; if I stay longer, + I have lost two hundred pound. + + _Liv._ Good Sir, but thus much-- + + _Tra._ Turn if thou beest a Man. + + _Liv._ But one kiss of you; + One parting kiss, and I am gone too. + + _Row._ Come, + I shall kiss fifty pound away at this clap: + We'll have one more, and then farewel. + + _Liv._ Farewel. + + _Bya._ Well, go thy wayes, thou bear'st a kind heart with thee. + + _Tra._ H'as made a stand. + + _Bya._ A noble, brave young fellow + Worthy a Wench indeed. + + _Row._ I will: I will not. [_Exit_ Rowland. + + _Tra._ He's gone: but shot agen; play you but your part, + And I will keep my promise: forty Angels + In fair gold, Lady: wipe your eyes: he's yours + If I have any wit. + + _Liv._ I'll pay the forfeit. + + _Bya._ Come then, let's see your sister, how she fares now, + After her skirmish: and be sure, _Moroso_ + Be kept in good hand; then all's perfect, _Livia_. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scaena Quinta._ + + _Enter_ Jaques _and_ Pedro. + + _Ped._ O _Jaques_, _Jaques_, What becomes of us? + Oh my sweet Master. + + _Jaq._ Run for a Physitian, + And a whole peck of Pothecaries, _Pedro_. + He will die, didle, didle die: if they come not quickly, + And bring all People that are skilful + In Lungs and Livers: raise the neighbours, + And all the _Aquavite_-bottles extant; + And, O the Parson, _Pedro_; O the Parson, + A little of his comfort, never so little; + Twenty to one you find him at the Bush, + There's the best Ale. + + _Ped._ I fly. [_Exit_ Pedro. + + _Enter_ Maria, _and_ Servants. + + _Mar._ Out with the Trunks, ho: + Why are you idle? Sirha, up to th' Chamber, + And take the Hangings down, and see the Linnen + Packt up, and sent away within this half hour. + What, Are the Carts come yet? some honest body + Help down the Chests of Plate, and some the Wardrobe, + Alass, we are undone else. + + _Jaq._ Pray forsooth; + And I beseech ye, tell me, is he dead yet? + + _Mar._ No, but is drawing on: out with the Armour. + + _Jaq._ Then I'll go see him. + + _Mar._ Thou art undone then Fellow: no Man that has + Been neer him come near me. + + _Enter_ Sophocles, _and_ Petronius. + + _Soph._ Why how now Lady, What means this? + + _Petron._ Now daughter, How does my Son? + + _Mar._ Save all you can for Heavens sake. + + _Enter_ Livia, Byancha, _and_ Tranio. + + _Liv._ Be of good comfort, Sister. + + _Mar._ O my Casket. + + _Petron._ How do's thy Husband Woman? + + _Mar._ Get you gon, if you mean to save your lives: the Sickness. + + _Petron._ Stand further off, I prethee. + + _Mar._ Is i'th house Sir, + My Husband has it now; + Alas he is infected, and raves extreamly: + Give me some Counsel friends. + + _Bya._ Why lock the doors up, + And send him in a Woman to attend him. + + _Mar._ I have bespoke two Women; and the City + Hath sent a Watch by this time: Meat nor Money + He shall not want, nor Prayers. + + _Petron._ How long is't + Since it first took him? + + _Mar._ But within this three hours. + + _Enter Watch._ + + I am frighted from my wits:--O here's the Watch; + Pray doe your Office, lock the doors up Friends, + And patience be his Angel. + + _Tra._ This comes unlook'd for: + + _Mar._ I'll to the lodge; some that are kind and love me, + I know will visit me. [Petruchio _within._ + + _Petru._ Doe you hear my Masters: ho, you that lock the doors up. + + _Petron._ 'Tis his voice. + + _Tra._ Hold, and let's hear him. + + _Petru._ Will ye starve me here: am I a Traytor, or an Heretick. + Or am I grown infectious? + + _Petron._ Pray sir, pray. + + _Petru._ I am as well as you are, goodman puppy. + + _Mar._ Pray have patience. + You shall want nothing Sir. + + _Petru._ I want a cudgel, + And thee, thou wickedness. + + _Petron._ He speaks well enough. + + _Mar._ 'Had ever a strong heart Sir. + + _Petru._ Will ye hear me? + First be pleas'd + To think I know ye all, and can distinguish + Ev'ry Mans several voice: you that spoke first, + I know my father in law; the other _Tranio_, + And I heard _Sophocles_; the last, pray mark me, + Is my dam'd Wife _Maria_: + If any Man misdoubt me for infected, + There is mine Arme, let any Man look on't. + + _Enter Doctor and Pothecary._ + + _Doct._ Save ye Gentlemen. + + _Petron._ O welcome Doctor, + Ye come in happy time; pray your opinion, + What think you of his pulse? + + _Doct._ It beats with busiest, + And shews a general inflammation, + Which is the symptome of a pestilent Feaver, + Take twenty ounces from him. + + _Petru._ Take a Fool; + Take an ounce from mine arme, and Doctor _Deuz-ace_, + I'll make a close-stoole of your Velvet Costard. + ---- Gentlemen, doe ye make a may-game on me? + I tell ye once again, I am as sound, + As well, as wholsome, and as sensible, + As any of ye all: Let me out quickly, + Or as I am a Man, I'll beat the walls down, + And the first thing I light upon shall pay for't. + [_Exit Doctor and Pothecary._ + + _Petro._ Nay, we'll go with you Doctor. + + _Mar._ 'Tis the safest; + I saw the Tokens Sir. + + _Petro._ Then there is but one way. + + _Petru._ Will it please you open? + + _Tra._ His fit grows stronger still. + + _Mar._ Let's save our selves Sir, + He's past all worldly cure. + + _Petro._ Friends do your office. + And what he wants, if Money, Love, or Labor, + Or any way may win it, let him have it. + Farewell, and pray my honest Friends-- [_Exeunt._ + + _Petru._ Why Rascals, + Friends, Gentlemen, thou beastly Wife, _Jaques_; + None hear me? Who at the door there? + + _1 Watch._ Think I pray Sir, + Whether you are going, and prepare your self. + + _2 Watch._ These idle thoughts disturb you, the good Gentlewoman + Your Wife has taken care you shall want nothing. + + _Petru._ Shall I come out in quiet? answer me, + Or shall I charge a Fowling-Piece, and make + Mine own way; two of ye I cannot miss, + If I miss three; ye come here to assault me. + I am as excellent well, I thank Heaven for't, + And have as good a stomach at this instant-- + + _2 Watch._ That's an ill sign. + + _1 Watch._ He draws on; he's a dead Man. + + _Petru._ And sleep as soundly; Will ye look upon me? + + _1 Watch._ Do you want Pen and Ink? while you have sense sir, + Settle your state. + + _Petru._ Sirs, I am well, as you are; + Or any Rascal living. + + _2 Watch._ Would you were Sir. + + _Petru._ Look to your selves, and if you love your lives, + Open the door, and fly me, for I shoot else; + --I'll shoot, and presently, chain-bullets; + And under four I will not kill. + + _1 Watch._ Let's quit him, + It may be it is a trick: he's dangerous. + + _2 Watch._ The Devil take the hinmost, I cry. [_Exit Watch running._ + + _Enter_ Petruchio _with a Piece._ + + _Petru._ Have among ye; + The door shall open too, I'll have a fair shoot; + Are ye all gone? tricks in my old dayes, crackers + Put now upon me? and, by Lady _Green-sleeves_? + Am I grown so tame after all my triumphs? + But that I should be thought mad, if I rail'd, + As much as they deserve, against these Women, + I would now rip up, from the primitive Cuckold, + All their arch-villanies, and all their doubles, + Which are more than a hunted Hare ere thought on: + When a Man has the fairest, and the sweetest + Of all their Sex, and as he thinks the noblest, + What has he then? and I'll speak modestly, + He has a Quartern-ague, that shall shake + All his estate to nothing; never cur'd, + Nor never dying; He'as a ship to venture + His fame, and credit in, which if he Man not + With more continual labour than a Gally + To make her tith, either she grows a Tumbrel, + Not worth the Cloth she wears; or springs more leakes + Than all the fame of his posterity + Can ever stop again: I could raile twenty dayes; + Out on 'em, Hedge-hogs, + He that shall touch 'em, has a thousand thorns + Runs through his fingers: If I were unmarried, + I would do any thing below repentance, + Any base dunghill slavery; be a Hang-man, + Ere I would be a Husband: O the thousand, + Thousand, ten thousand wayes they have to kill us! + Some fall with t[o]o much stringing of the Fiddles, + And those are fools; some, that they are not suffer'd, + And those are Maudlin-lovers: some, like Scorpions, + They poyson with their tails, and those are Martyrs; + Some dye with doing good, those Benefactors, + And leave 'em land to leap away: some few, + For those are rarest, they are said to kill + With kindness, and fair usage; but what they are + My Catalogue discovers not: only 'tis thought + They are buried in old Walls, with their heels upward. + I could raile twenty dayes together now. + I'll seek 'em out, and if I have not reason, + And very sensible, why this was done, + I'll go a birding yet, and some shall smart for't. [_Exit._ + + + + + _Actus Quartus. Scaena Prima._ + + _Enter_ Moroso _and_ Petronius. + + _Mor._ That I do love her, is without all question, + And most extremely, dearly, most exactly; + And that I would ev'n now, this present Monday, + Before all others, Maids, Wives, Women, Widows, + Of what degree or calling, Marry her, + As certain too; but to be made a Whim-wham, + A Jib-crack, and a Gentleman o'th first house + For all my kindness to her. + + _Petron._ How you take it? + Thou get a Wench, thou get a dozen night-caps? + Wouldst have her come, and lick thee like a Calfe, + And blow thy nose, and buss thee? + + _Mor._ Not so neither. + + _Petron._ What wouldst thou have her do? + + _Mor._ Do as she [sh]ould do; + Put on a clean Smock, and to Church, and Marry, + And then to Bed a Gods name, this is fair play, + And keeps the Kings peace, let her leave her bobs, + I have had too many of them, and her quillets, + She is as nimble that way as an Ee[le]; + But in the way she ought to me especially, + A sow of Lead is swifter. + + _Petron._ Quoat your griefs down. + + _Mor._ Give fair quarter, I am old and crasie, + And subject to much fumbling, I confess it; + Yet something I would have that's warme, to hatch me: + But understand me I would have it so, + I buy not more repentance in the bargain + Than the ware's worth I have; if you allow me + Worthy your Son-in-Law, and your allowance, + Do it a way of credit; let me show so, + And not be troubled in my visitations, + With blows, and bitterness, and down-right railings, + As if we were to couple like two Cats, + With clawing, and loud clamour: + + _Petron._ Thou fond Man. + Hast thou forgot the Ballad, crabbed age, + Can _May_ and _January_ match together, + And nev'r a storm between 'em? say she abuse thee, + Put case she doe. + + _Mor._ Well. + + _Petron._ Nay, believe she do's. + + _Mor._ I do believe she do's. + + _Petron._ And div'lishly: + Art thou a whit the worse? + + _Mor._ That's not the matter, + I know, being old, tis fit I am abus'd; + I know 'tis hansome, and I know moreover + I am to love her for't. + + _Petron._ Now you come to me. + + _Mor._ Nay more than this; I find too, and find certain, + What Gold I have, Pearle, Bracelets, Rings, or Owches, + Or what she can desire, Gowns, Petticotes, + Wastcotes, Embroydered-stockings, Scarffs, Cals, Feathers, + Hats, five pound Garters, Muffs, Masks, Ruffs, and Ribands, + I am to give her for't. + + _Petron._ 'Tis right, you are so. + + _Mor._ But when I have done all this, and think it duty, + Is't requisit an other bore my nostrils? + Riddle me that. + + _Petron._ Go get you gone, and dreame + She's thine within these two dayes, for she is so; + The Boy's beside the saddle: get warm broths, + And feed a pace; think not of worldly business, + It cools the blood; leave off your tricks, they are hateful, + And meere fore-runners of the ancient measures; + Contrive your beard o'th top cut like _Verdugoes_; + It shows you would be wise, and burn your night-cap, + It looks like half a winding-sheet, and urges + From a young Wench nothing but cold repentance: + You may eate Onyons, so you'l not be lavish. + + _Mor._ I am glad of that. + + _Petron._ They purge the blood, and quicken, + But after 'em, conceive me, sweep your mouth, + And where there wants a tooth, stick in a clove. + + _Mor._ Shall I hope once again, say't. + + _Petra._ You shall Sir: + And you shall have your hope. + + _Moro._ Why there's a match then. + + _Enter_ Byancha _and_ Tranio. + + _Byan._ You shall not find me wanting, get you gone. + Here's the old Man, he'l think you are plotting else + Something against his new Son. [_Exit_ Tranio. + + _Moro._ Fare ye well Sir. [_Exit_ Moroso. + + Byan. _And ev'ry Buck had his Doe, + And ev'ry Cuckold a Bell at his Toe: + Oh what sport should we have then, then Boyes then, + Oh what sport should we have then?_ + + _Petro._ This is the spirit, that inspires 'em all. + + _By._ Give you good ev'n. + + _Petro._ A word with you Sweet Lady. + + _By._ I am very hasty, Sir. + + _Petro._ So you were ever. + + _By._ Well, What's your will? + + _Petro._ Was not your skilful hand + In this last stratagem? Were not your mischiefs + Eeking the matter on? + + _By._ In's shutting up? + Is that it? + + _Petro._ Yes. + + _By._ I'll tell you. + + _Petro._ Doe. + + _By._ And truly. + Good old Man, I do grieve exceeding much, + I fear too much. + + _Petro._ I am sorry for your heaviness. + Belike you can repent then? + + _By._ There you are wide too. + Not that the thing was done (conceive me rightly) + Do's any way molest me. + + _Petro._ What then Lady? + + _By._ But that I was not in't, there's my sorrow, there + Now you understand me, for I'll tell you, + It was so sound a piece, and so well carried, + And if you mark the way, so hansomely, + Of such a heighth, and excellence, and art + I have not known a braver; for conceive me, + When the gross fool her Husband would be sick-- + + _Petro._ Pray stay. + + _By._ Nay, good, your patience: and no sence for't, + Then stept your daughter in. + + _Petro._ By your appointment. + + _By._ I would it had, on that condition + I had but one half smock, I like it so well; + And like an excellent cunning Woman, cur'd me + One madness with another, which was rare, + And to our weak beliefs, a wonder. + + _Petro._ Hang ye, + For surely, if your husband look not to ye, + I know what will. + + _By._ I humbly thank your worship. + And so I take my leave. + + _Petro._ You have a hand I hear too. + + _By._ I have two Sir. + + _Petro._ In my young daughters business. + + _By._ You will find there + A fitter hand than mine, to reach her frets, + And play down diddle to her. + + _Petro._ I shall watch ye. + + _By._ Do. + + _Petro._ And I shall have Justice. + + _By._ Where? + + _Petro._ That's all one; + I shall be with you at a turne hence forward. + + _By._ Get you a Posset too; and so good ev'n Sir. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Petruchio, Jaques, _and_ Pedro. + + _Jaq._ And as I told your worship, all the hangings, + Brass, Pewter, Plate, ev'n to the very looking-glasses. + + _Ped._ And that that hung for our defence, the Armor, + And the March Beere was going too: Oh _Jaques_ + What a sad sight was that! + + _Jaq._ Even the two Rundlets, + The two that was our hope, of Muskadel, + (Better nev'r tongue tript over) those two Cannons, + To batter brawn withal at _Christmass_, Sir, + Ev'n those two lovely Twyns, the Enemy + Had almost cut off clean. + + _Petru._ Goe trim the House up. + And put the things in order as they were. [_Ex._ Ped. _and_ Jaq. + I shall find time for all this: could I find her + But constant any way, I had done my business; + Were she a Whore directly, or a Scold, + An unthrift, or a Woman made to hate me, + I had my wish, and knew which way to rayne her: + But while she shews all these, and all their losses, + A kind of linsey woolsey, mingled mischief + Not to be ghest at, and whether true, or borrowed, + + _Enter_ Maria. + + Not certain neither, What a hap had I, + And what a tydie fortune, when my fate + Flung me upon this Bear-whelp! here she comes, + Now, if she have a colour, for the fault is + A cleanly one, upon my Conscience + I shall forgive her yet, and find a something + Certain, I Married for: her wit: I'll marke her. + + _Mar._ Not let his Wife come near him in his sickness? + Not come to comfort him? she that all Laws + Of heaven, and Nations have ordain'd his second, + Is she refus'd? and two old Paradoxes, + Pieces of five and fifty, without faith + Clapt in upon him? h'as a little pet, + That all young Wives must follow necessary, + Having their Maiden-heads-- + + _Petru._ This is an Axiome + I never heard before. + + _Mar._ Or say Rebellion, + If we durst be so foul, which two fair words + Alas win us from, in an hour, an instant, + We are so easie, make him so forgetful + Both of his reason, honesty, and credit, + As to deny his Wife a visitation? + His Wife, that (though she was a little foolish,) + Lov'd him, Oh Heaven forgive her for't! nay doted, + Nay had run mad, had she not married him. + + _Petru._ Though I do know this falser than the Devil, + I cannot choose but love it. + + _Mar._ What do I know + But those that came to keep him, might have kill'd him, + In what a case had I been then? I dare not + Believe him such a base, debosh'd companion, + That one refusal of a tender Maid + Would make him faign this Sickness out of need, + And take a Keeper to him of Fourscore + To play at _Billiards_; one that mew'd content + And all her teeth together; not come near him? + + _Petru._ This Woman would have made a most rare Jesuite, + She can prevaricate on any thing: + There was not to be thought a way to save her + In all imagination, beside this. + + _Mar._ His unkind dealing, which was worst of all, + In sending, who knowes whether, all the plate, + And all the houshold-stuffe, had I not crost it, + By a great providence, and my friends assistance + Which he will thank me one day for: alas, + I could have watch'd as well as they, have serv'd him + In any use, better, and willinger. + The Law commands me to do it, love commands me, + And my own duty charges me. + + _Petru._ Heav'n bless me. + And now I have said my Prayers, I'll go to her: + Are you a Wife for any Man? + + _Mar._ For you Sir. + If I were worse, I were better; That you are well, + At least, that you appear so, I thank Heaven, + Long may it hold, and that you are here, I am glad too; + But that you have abus'd me wretchedly, + And such a way that shames the name of Husband, + Such a malicious mangy way, so mingled, + (Never look strangely on me, I dare tell you) + With breach of honesty, care, kindness, manners. + + _Petru._ Holla, you kick too fast. + + _Mar._ Was I a stranger? + Or had I vow'd perdition to your person? + Am I not Married to you, tell me that? + + _Petru._ I would I could not tell you. + + _Mar._ Is my presence, + The stock I come of, which is worshipful, + If I should say Right worshipful, I ly'd not, + My Grandsire was a Knight. + + _Petru._ O'the Shire? + + _Mar._ A Soldier, + Which none of all thy Family e're heard of, + But one conductor of thy name, a Grasier + That ran away with pay: or am I grown + (Because I have been a little peevish to you, + Onely to try your temper) such a dogge-leech + I could not be admitted to your presence? + + _Petru._ If I endure this, hang me. + + _Mar._ And two deaths heads, + Two _Harry_ Groats, that had their faces worn, + Almost their names away too. + + _Petru._ Now hear me. + For I will stay no longer. + + _Mar._ This you shall: + How ever you shall think to flatter me, + For this offence, which no submission + Can ever mediate for, you'l find it so, + What ever you shall do by intercession, + What you can offer, what your Land can purchase, + What all your friends, or families can win, + Shall be but this, not to forswear your knowledge, + But ever to forbear it: now your will Sir. + + _Petru._ Thou art the subtlest Woman I think living, + I am sure the lewdest; now be still, and mark me; + Were I but any way addicted to the Devil, + I should now think I had met a play-fellow + To profit by, and that way the most learned + That ever taught to murmur. Tell me thou, + Thou most poor, paltry spiteful Whore: Do you cry? + I'll make you roare, before I leave. + + _Mar._ Your pleasure. + + _Petru._ Was it not sin enough, thou Fruiterer, + Full of the fall thou eat'st: thou Devils Broker, + Thou Seminary of all sedition, + Thou Sword of veng'ance, with a thred hung o're us, + Was it not sin enough, and wickedness + In full abundance? Was it not vexation + At all points, _cap a pe_? nay, I shall pinch you, + Thus like a rotten Rascal to abuse + The name of Heaven, the tye of Marriage, + The honour of thy Friends; the expectation + Of all that thought thee virtuous, with Rebellion, + Childish and base Rebellion, but continuing + After forgiveness too, and worse, your mischief, + And against him, setting the hope of Heaven by, + And the dear reservation of his honor + Nothing above ground could have won to hate thee: + Well, goe thy wayes. + + _Mar._ Yes. + + _Petru._ You shall hear me out first: + What punishment may'st thou deserve, thou thing, + Thou Idle thing of nothing, thou pull'd Primrose, + That two hours after, art a Weed, and wither'd, + For this last flourish on me? am I one + Selected out of all the Husbands living, + To be so ridden by a Tit of ten pence, + Am I so blind and Bed-rid? I was mad, + And had the Plague, and no Man must come near me, + I must be shut up, and my substance bezel'd, + And an old Woman watch me. + + _Mar._ Well Sir, well, + You may well glory in't. + + _Petru._ And when it comes to opening, 'tis my plot, + I must undoe my self forsooth: do'st hear me? + If I should beat thee now, as much may be, + Do'st thou not well deserve it, o' thy Conscience, + Do'st thou not cry, come beat me? + + _Mar._ I defie you. + And my last loving tears farewell: the first stroke, + The very first you give me, if you dare strike, + Try me, and you shall find it so, for ever, + Never to be recall'd: I know you love me, + Mad till you have enjoy'd me; I do turne + Utterly from you, and what Man I meet first + That has but spirit to deserve a favour, + Let him bear any shape, the worse the better. + Shall kill you, and enjoy me; what I have said + About your foolish sickness, e're you have me + As you would have me, you shall swear, is certain, + And challenge any Man, that dares deny it; + And in all companies approve my actions, + And so farewell for this time. [_Ex._ Mar. + + _Petru._ Grief goe with thee, + If there be any witchcrafts, herbes, or potions, + Saying my Prayers backward, Fiends, or Fayries + That can again unlove me, I am made. [_Exit._ + + + _Scaena Secunda._ + + _Enter_ Byancha, _and_ Tranio. + + _Tra._ Mistress, you must do it. + + _By._ Are the Writings ready I told you of? + + _Tra._ Yes they are ready, but to what use I know not. + + _By._ Y'are an Ass, you must have all things constru'd. + + _Tra._ Yes, and pierc'd too, + Or I find little pleasure. + + _By._ Now you are knavish, + Goe too, fetch _Rowland_ hither presently, + Your Twenty [pound] lies bleeding else: she is married + Within these twelve hours, if we cross it not, + And see the Papers of one size. + + _Tra._ I have ye. + + _By._ And for disposing of 'em. + + _Tra._ If I fail you + Now I have found the way, use Marshal Law + And cut my head off with a hand Saw: + + _By._ Well Sir. + _Petronius_ and _Moroso_ I'll see sent for, + About your business; goe. + + _Tra._ I am gone. [_Ex._ Tra. + + _Enter_ Livia. + + _By._ Ho _Livia_. + + _Liv._ Who's that? + + _By._ A friend of yours, Lord how you look now, + As if you had lost a Carrack. + + _Liv._ O _Byancha_. + I am the most undone, unhappy Woman. + + _By._ Be quiet Wench, thou shalt be done, and done, + And done, and double done, or all shall split for't, + No more of these minc'd passions, they are mangy, + And ease thee of nothing, but a little Wind, + An Apple will do more: thou fear'st _Moroso_. + + _Liv._ Even as I fear the Gallowes. + + _By._ Keep thee there still. + And you love _Rowland_? say. + + _Liv._ If I say not, + I am sure I lye. + + _By._ What wouldst thou give that Woman, + In spight of all his anger, and thy fear, + And all thy Fathers policy, that could + Clap ye within these two nights quietly + Into a Bed together? + + _Liv._ How? + + _By._ Why fairly, + At half sword man and wife: now the red blood comes, + I marry now the matters chang'd. + + _Liv._ _Byancha_, + Methinks you should not mock me. + + _By._ Mock a pudding. + I speak good honest _English_, and good meaning. + + _Liv._ I should not be ungrateful to that Woman. + + _By._ I know thou would'st not, follow but my Councel, + And if thou hast him not, despite of fortune + Let me nev'r know a good night more; you must + Be very sick o'th instant. + + _Liv._ Well, what follows? + + _By._ And in that sickness send for all your friends, + Your Father, and your feaver old _Moroso_, + And _Rowland_ shall be there too. + + _Liv._ What of these? + + _By._ Do you not twitter yet? of this shall follow + That which shall make thy heart leap, and thy lips + Venture as many kisses, as the Merchants + Doe Dollars to the _East-Indies_: you shall know all, + But first walke in, and practise, pray be sick. + + _Liv._ I do believe you: and I am sick. + + _By._ Doe, + To bed then, come, I'll send away your Servants + Post for your Fool, and Father; and good fortune, + As we meane honesty, now strike an up-shot. [_Ex[e]unt._ + + + _Scaena Tertia._ + + _Enter_ Tranio, _and_ Rowland. + + _Tra._ Nay, on my conscience, I have lost my Money, + But that's all one: I'll never more perswade you, + I see you are resolute, and I commend you. + + _Row._ But did she send for me? + + _Tra._ You dare believe me. + + _Row._ I cannot tell, you have your wayes for profit + Allow'd you _Tranio_, as well as I + Have to avoid 'em [feare]. + + _Tra._ No, on my word, Sir, + I deale directly with you. + + _Enter Servant._ + + _Row._ How now fellow, + Whither Post you so fast? + + _Ser._ O sir my Master, + Pray did you see my Master? + + _Row._ Why your Master? + + _Ser._ Sir his Jewel. + + _Row._ With the gilded Button? + + _Serv._ My pretty Mistress _Livia_. + + _Row._ What of her? + + _Serv._ Is falen sick o'th suddain. + + _Row._ How o'th sullens? + + _Ser._ O'th suddain Sir, I say, very sick: + + _Row._ It seems she hath got the toothach with raw Apples. + + _Ser._ It seemes you have got the headach, fare you well Sir. + You did not see my Master? + + _Row._ Who told you so? + + _Tra._ No, no, he did not see him. + + _Row._ Farewell Blew-bottle. [_Ex. Servant._ + What should her sickness be? + + _Tra._ For you it may be. + + _Row._ Yes, when my braines are out, I may believe it, + Never before I am sure: Yet I may see her; + 'Twill be a point of honesty: + + _Tra._ It will so. + + _Row._ It may be not too: you would fain be fing'ring + This old sin-offring of two hundred, _Tranio_, + How daintily, and cunningly you drive me + Up like a Deer to'th toyle, yet I may leap it, + And what's the Woodman then? + + _Tra._ A loser by you. + Speak, Will you go or not? to me 'tis equal. + + _Row._ Come, What goes less? + + _Tra._ Nay, not a penny _Rowland_. + + _Row._ Shall I have liberty of conscience, + Which, by interpretation, is ten kisses? + Hang me if I affect: her: yet it may be, + This whorson manners will require a strugling, + Of two and twenty, or by'r-Lady thirty. + + _Tra._ By'r-Lady I'll require my wager then, + For if you kiss so often, and no kindness, + I have lost my speculation, I'll allow you-- + + _Row._ Speak like a Gamster now. + + _Tra._ It may be two. + + _Row._ Under a dozen _Tranio_, there's no setting, + You shall have forty shillings, winck at small faults. + Say I take twenty, come, by all that's honest + I do it but to vex her. + + _Tra._ I'll no by-blowes. + If you can love her, doe, if you can, hate her, + Or any else that loves you-- + + _Row._ Prethee _Tranio_. + + _Tra._ Why farewell twenty pound, 'twill not undoe me; + You have my resolution. + + _Row._ And your Money, + Which since you are so stubborn, if I forfeit, + Make me a _Jack o' Lent_, and break my shins + For untag'd Points and Compters: I'll goe with you, + But if thou gett'st a penny by the bargain; + A parting kiss is lawful? + + _Tra._ I allow it. + + _Row._ Knock out my brains with Apples; yet a bargain: + + _Tra._ I tell you, I'll no bargains; win, and wear it. + + _Row._ Thou art the strangest fellow. + + _Tra._ That's all one. + + _Row._ Along then, twenty pound more if thou dar'st, + I give her not a good word. + + _Tra._ Not a Penny. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scaena Quarta._ + + _Enter_ Petruchio, Jaques, _and_ Pedro. + + _Petru._ Prethee, entreat her come, I will not trouble her + Above a word or two; ere I endure [_Exit_ Pedro. + This life and with a Woman, and a vow'd one + To all the mischiefs she can lay upon me, + I'll go to Plough [again], and eate Leeke Porridge; + Begging's a pleasure to't, not to be number'd: + No there be other Countries _Jaques_ for me and other people, yea, + and other women. + If I have need here's Money, there's your ware, + Which is faire dealing, and the Sun, they say, + Shines as warme there, as here, and till I have lost + Either my self, or her, I care not whether + Nor which first. + + _Jaq._ Will your worship hear me? + + _Petru._ And utterly outworne the memory + Of such a curse as this, none of my Nation + Shall ever know me more. + + _Jaq._ Out alas Sir. + What a strange way doe you run! + + _Petru._ Any way, + So I out-run this Rascal. + + _Jaq._ Me thinks now, + If your good worship could but have the patience. + + _Petru._ The patience, why the patience? + + _Jaq._ Why I'll tell you, + Could you but have the patience. + + _Petru._ Well the patience. + + _Jaq._ To laugh at all she do's, or when she railes, + To have a Drum beaten o'th top o'th house, + To give the neighbors warning of her Larme, + As I do when my Wife rebels. + + _Petru._ Thy Wife? + Thy Wife's a Pigeon to her, a meere slumber, + The dead of night's not stiller. + + _Jaq._ Nor an Iron Mill. + + _Petru._ But thy Wife is certain. + + _Jaq._ That's false Doctrine, + You never read of a certain Woman. + + _Petru._ Thou know'st her way. + + _Jaq._ I should doe, I am sure. + I have ridden it night, and day, this twenty year. + + _Petru._ But mine is such a drench of Balderdash, + Such a strange carded cunningness, the Rayne-bow + When she hangs bent in Heaven, sheds not her colours + Quicker, and more, than this deceitful Woman + + _Enter_ Ped. + + Weaves in her dye's of wickedness: what sayes she? + + _Ped._ Nay not a word sir, but she pointed to me, + As though she meant to follow; pray sir bear it + Ev'n as you may, I need not teach your worship, + The best men have their crosses, we are all mortal. + + _Petru._ What ailes the fellow? + + _Ped._ And no doubt she may Sir. + + _Petru._ What may she, or what do's she, or what is she? + Speak and be hang'd. + + _Ped._ She's mad Sir. + + _Petru._ Heaven continue it. + + _Ped._ Amen if't be his pleasure. + + _Petru._ How mad is she? + + _Ped._ As mad as heart can wish Sir: she has drest her self + (Saving your worships reverence) just i'th' cut + Of one of those that multiply i'th Suburbs + For single Money, and as durtily: + If any speak to her, first she whistles, + And then begins her compass with her fingers, + And points to what she would have. + + _Petru._ What new way's this? + + _Ped._ There came in Master _Sophocles_. + + _Petru._ And what + Did Master _Sophocles_ when he came in? + Get my Truncks ready, sirha, I'll be gone straight. + + _Ped._ He's here to tell you + She's horne mad _Jaques_. + + _Enter_ Sophocles. + + _Soph._ Call ye this a Woman? + + _Petru._ Yes sir, she is a Woman. + + _Soph._ Sir, I doubt it. + + _Petru._ I had thought you had made experience. + + _Soph._ Yes, I did so. + And almost with my life. + + _Petru._ You rid too fast, Sir. + + _Soph._ Pray be not mistaken: by this hand + Your wife's as chaste, and honest as a Virgin, + For any thing I know: 'tis true she gave me + A Ring. + + _Petru._ For rutting. + + _Soph._ You are much deceiv'd still, + Believe me, I never kist her since, and now + Coming in visitation, like a friend, + I think she is mad, Sir, suddainly she started, + And snatch'd the Ring away, and drew her knife out, + To what intent I know not. + + _Petru._ Is this certain? + + _Soph._ As I am here, Sir. + + _Petru._ I believe you honest. + And pray continue so. + + _Enter_ Maria. + + _Soph._ She comes. + + _Petru._ Now Damsel, + What will your beauty do if I forsake you? + Do you deal by signs, and tokens? as I ghess then, + You'll walk abroad, this Summer, and catch Captains, + Or hire a piece of holy ground i' th' Suburbs, + And keep a Nest of Nuns? + + _Soph._ Oh do not stir her! + You see in what a case she is? + + _Petru._ She is dogged, + And in a beastly case I am sure: I'll make her, + If she have any tongue, yet tattle. _Sophocles_, + Prethee observe this woman seriously, + And eye her well, and when thou hast done, but tell me + (For thou hast understanding) in what case + My sense was, when I chose this thing. + + _Soph._ I'll tell you + I have seen a sweeter-- + + _Petru._ An hundred times cry Oisters. + There's a poor Begger-wench about _Black-Fryers_ + Runs on her breech, may be an Empress to her. + + _Soph._ Nay, now you are too bitter. + + _Petr[u]._ Nev'r a whit Sir: + I'll tell thee woman; for now I have day to see thee, + And all my wits about me, and I speak + Not out of passion neither (leave your mumping) + I know you're well enough: Now would I give + A million but to vex her: when I chose thee + To make a Bedfellow, I took more trouble, + Than twenty Terms can come to, such a cause, + Of such a title, and so everlasting + That _Adams_ Genealogie may be ended + E'r any Law find thee: I took a Leprosie, + Nay worse, the plague, nay worse yet, a possession + And had the devil with thee, if not more: + And yet worse, was a beast, and like a beast + Had my reward, a Jade to fling my fortunes; + For who that had but reason to distinguish + The light from darkness, wine from water, hunger + From full satiety, and Fox from Fern-bush + That would have married thee? + + _Soph._ She is not so ill. + + _Petru._ She's worse than I dare think of: she's so lewd; + No Court is strong enough to bear her cause, + She hath neither manners, honesty, behaviour, + Wife-hood, nor woman-hood, nor any mortal + Can force me think she had a mother: no + I do believe her stedfastly, and know her + To be a Woman-wolfe by transmigration, + Her first forme was a Ferrets under-ground, + She kils the memories of men: not yet? + + _Soph._ Do you think she's sensible of this? + + _Petru._ I care not, + Be what she will: the pleasure I take in her, + Thus I blow off; the care I took to love her, + Like this point, I untie, and thus I loose it; + The husband I am to her, thus I sever; + My vanity farewel: yet, for you have been + So near me, as to bear the name of wife, + My unquench'd charity shall tell you thus much, + (Though you deserve it well) you shall not beg, + What I ordain'd your Joynture, honestly + You shall have setled on you: and half my house, + The other half shall be imploy'd in prayers, + (That meritorious charge I'll be at also + Yet to confirm you _Christian_) your apparel, + And what belongs to build up such a folly, + Keep I beseech you, it infects our uses, + And now I am for travel. + + _Mar._ Now I love you, + And now I see you are a man, I'll talke to you, + And I forget your bitterness. + + _Soph._ How now man? + + _Petru._ Oh _Pliny_, if thou wilt be ever famous + Make but this woman all thy wonders. + + _Mar._ Sure Sir + You have hit upon a happy course, a blessed, + And what will make you virtuous? + + _Petru._ She'll ship me. + + _Mar._ A way of understanding I long wish'd for, + And now 'tis come, take heed you fly not back Sir, + Methinks you look a new man to me now, + A man of excellence, and now I see + Some great design set in you: you may think now + (And so may most that know me) 'twere my part + Weakly to weep your loss, and to resist you, + Nay, hang about your neck, and like a dotard + Urge my strong tie upon you: but I love you, + And all the world shall know it, beyond woman; + And more prefer the honor of your Countrey, + Which chiefly you are born for, and may perfect, + The uses you may make of other Nations, + The ripening of your knowledge, conversation, + The full ability, and strength of judgement. + Than any private love, or wanton kisses. + Go worthy man, and bring home understanding. + + _Soph._ This were an excellent woman to breed School-men. + + _Mar._ For if the Merchant through unknown Seas plough + To get his wealth, then dear Sir, what must you + To gather wisdom? go, and go alone, + Only your noble mind for your companion, + And if a woman may win credit with you, + Go far, too far you cannot: still the farther + The more experience finds you: and go sparing, + One meal a week will serve you, and one sute, + Through all your travels: for you'll find it certain, + The poorer and the baser you appear, + The more you look through still. + + _Petru._ Dost hear her? + + _Soph._ Yes. + + _Petru._ What would this woman do if she were suffer'd, + Upon a new Religion? + + _Soph._ Make us Pagans, + I wonder that she writes not. + + _Mar._ Then when time, + And fulness of occasion have new made you, + And squar'd you from a Sot into a Signior, + Or nearer, from a Jade into a Courser; + Come home an aged man, as did _Ulysses_, + And I your glad _Penelope_. + + _Petru._ That must have + As many Lovers as I Languages. + And what she does with one i'th' day, i'th' night + Undoe it with another. + + _Mar._ Much that way, Sir; + For in your absence it must be my honor, + That, that must make me spoken of hereafter, + To have temptations, and not little ones + Daily and hourly offered me, and strongly, + Almost believed against me, to set off + The faith, and loyalty of her that loves you. + + _Petru._ What should I do? + + _Soph._ Why by my ---- I would travel, + Did not you mean so? + + _Petr._ Alas no, nothing less man: + I did it but to try, Sir, she's the Devil, + And now I find it, for she drives me; I must go: + Are my trunks down there, and my horses ready? + + _Mar._ Sir, for your house, and if you please to trust me + With that you leave behind. + + _Petru._ Bring down the money. + + _Mar._ As I am able, and to my poor fortunes, + I'll govern as a widow: I shall long + To hear of your well-doing, and your profit: + And when I hear not from you once a quarter, + I'll wish you in the _Indies,_ or _Cata[ya]_, + Those are the climes must make you. + + _Petru._ How's the wind? + She'll wish me out o'th' world anon. + + _Mar._ For _France_. + 'Tis very fair; get you aboard to night, Sir, + And loose no time, you know the tide staies no man, + I have cold meats ready for you. + + _Petru._ Fare thee well, + Thou hast fool'd me out o' th' Kingdom with a vengeance, + And thou canst fool me in again. + + _Mar._ Not I Sir, + I love you better, take your time, and pleasure. + I'll see you hors'd. + + _Petru._ I think thou wouldst see me hanged too, + Were I but half as willing. + + _Mar._ Any thing + That you think well of, I dare look upon. + + _Petru._ You'll bear me to the Lands end, _Sophocles_, + And other of my friends I hope. + + _Mar._ Nev'r doubt, Sir, + You cannot want companions for your good: + I am sure you'll kiss me e'r I go; I have business, + And stay long here I must not. + + _Petru._ Get thee going. + For if thou tarriest but another Dialogue + I'll kick thee to thy Chamber. + + _Mar._ Fare you well, Sir, + And bear your self, I do beseech you, once more, + Since you have undertaken doing wisely, + Manly, and worthily, 'tis for my credit, + And for those flying fames here of your follies, + Your gambols, and ill breeding of your youth, + For which I understand you take this travel, + Nothing should make me leave you else, I'll deal + So like a wife that loves your reputation, + And the most large addition of your credit, + That those shall die: if you want Limon-waters, + Or any thing to take the edge o' th' Sea off, + Pray speak, and be provided. + + _Petru._ Now the Devil, + That was your first good Master, showre his blessing + Upon ye all: Into whose custody-- + + _Mar._ I do commit your Reformation, + And so I leave you to your _Stilo novo_. [_Exit_ Maria. + + _Petru._ I will go: yet I will not: once more _Sophocles_ + I'll put her to the test. + + _Soph._ You had better go. + + _Petru._ I will go then: let's seek my Father out, + And all my friends, to see me fair aboard: + Then women, if there be a storm at Sea, + Worse than your tongues can make, and waves more broken, + Than your dissembling faiths are, let me feel + Nothing but tempests, till they crack my Keel. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Quintus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Petronius, _and_ Byancha, _with four papers_. + + _By._ Now whether I deserve that blame you gave me, + Let all the world discern, Sir. + + _Petro._ If this motion, + (I mean this fair repentance of my Daughter) + Spring from your good perswasion, as it seems so, + I must confess I have spoke too boldly of you, + And I repent. + + _By._ The first touch was her own, + Taken no doubt from disobeying you, + The second I put to her, when I told her + How good, and gentle yet, with free contrition + Again you might be purchas'd: loving woman, + She heard me, and I thank her, thought me worthy + Observing in this point: yet all my counsel, + And comfort in this case, could not so heal her + But that grief got his share too, and she sick'ned. + + _Petro._ I am sorry she's so ill, yet glad her sickness + Has got so good a ground. + + _Enter_ Moroso. + + _By._ Here comes _Moroso_. + + _Petro._ Oh, you are very welcome, + Now you shall know your happiness. + + _Mor._ I am glad on't. + What makes this Lady here? + + _By._ A dish for you, Sir + You'll thank me for hereafter. + + _Petro._ True _Moroso_, + Go get you in, and see your Mistriss. + + _By._ She is sick, Sir, + But you may kiss her whole. + + _Mor._ How. + + _By._ Comfort her. + + _Mor._ Why am I sent for, Sir? + + _Petro._ Will you in, and see? + + _By._ May be she needs confession. + + _Mor._ By _St. Mary_, + She shall have absolution then, and pennance, + But not above her carriage. + + _Petro._ Get you in fool. [_Exit_ Mor. + + _Bya._ Here comes the other too. + + _Enter_ Rowland _and_ Tranio. + + _Petro._ Now _Tranio_. + Good ev'n to you too, and you are welcome. + + _Row._ Thank you. + + _Petro._ I have a certain Daughter. + + _Row._ Would you had, Sir. + + _Petro._ No doubt you know her well. + + _Row._ Nor never shall, Sir. + She is a woman, and the waies unto her + Are like the finding of a certain path + After a deep fall'n Snow. + + _Petro._ Well, that's by th' by still. + This Daughter that I tell you of, is fall'n + A little crop sick, with the dangerous surfeit + She took of your affection. + + _Row._ Mine Sir? + + _Petro._ Yes Sir. + Or rather, as it seems, repenting. + And there she lies within, debating on't. + + _Row._ Well Sir. + + _Petro._ I think 'twere well you would see her. + + _Row._ If you please, Sir; + I am not squeamish of my visitation. + + _Petron._ But, this I'll tell you, she is alter'd much, + You'll find her now another _Livia_. + + _Row._ I have enough o' th' old, Sir. + + _Petro._ No more fool, + To look gay babies in your eyes young _Rowland_, + And hang about your pretty neck. + + _Row._ I am glad on't, + And thank my Fates I have scap'd such execution. + + _Petron._ And buss you till you blush again. + + _Row._ That's hard, Sir; + She must kiss shamefully e're I blush at it, + I never was so boyish; well, what follows? + + _Petro._ She's mine now, as I please to settle her + At my command, and where I please to plant her: + Only she would take a kind of farewel of you, + And give you back a wandring vow or two, + You left in pawn; and two or three slight oaths + She lent you too, she looks for. + + _Row._ She shall have 'em + With all my heart, Sir, and if you like it better, + A free release in writing. + + _Petro._ That's the matter, + And you from her, [you] shall have another _Rowland_, + And then turn tail to tail, and peace be with you. + + _Row._ So be it: Your twenty pound sweats _Tranio_. + + _Tra._ 'Twill not undoe me _Rowland_, do your worst. + + _Row._ Come, shall we see her, Sir? + + _Bya._ What e'er she saies + You must bear manly _Rowland_, for her sickness + Has made her somewhat [teatish.] + + _Row._ Let her talk + Till her tongue ake, I care not: by this hand + Thou hast a handsome face wench, and a body + Daintily mounted; now do I feel an hundred + Running directly from me, as I pist it. + + _Enter_ Livia _discovered abed_, _and_ Moroso _by her_. + + _Bya._ Pray draw 'em softly, the least hurry, Sir, + Puts her to much impatience. + + _Petro._ How is't daughter? + + _Liv._ Oh very sick, very sick, yet somewhat + Better I hope; a little lightsomer, + Because this good man has forgiven me; + Pray set me higher; oh my head: + + _Bya._ Well done wench. + + _Liv._ Father, and all good people that shall hear me, + I have abus'd this man perniciously; was never old man humbled so; + I have scorn'd him, and call'd him nasty names, + I have spit at him, + Flung Candles ends in's beard, and call'd him harrow, + That must be drawn to all he does: contemn'd him, + For methought then, he was a beastly fellow. + (Oh [God] my side) a very beastly fellow: + And gave it out, his Cassock was a Barge-cloth, + Pawn'd to his predecessor by a Sculler, + The man yet living: I gave him purging comfits + At a great Christning once, + That spoil'd his Chamblet breeches; and one night + I strew'd the stairs with pease, as he past down; + And the good Gentleman (woe worth me for't) + Ev'n with this reverend head, this head of wisdom, + Told two and twenty stairs, good and true; + Mist not a step, and as we say, _verbatim_ + Fell to the bottom, broke his casting Bottle, + Lost a fair Toad-stone, of some eighteen shillings, + Jumbled his Joynts together, had two stools, + And was translated. All this villany + Did I: I _Livia_, I alone, untaught. + + _Mor._ And I unask'd, forgive it. + + _Liv._ Where's _Byancha_? + + _Bya._ Here Cosin. + + _Liv._ Give me drink. + + _Bya._ There. + + _Liv._ Who's that? + + _Mor._ _Rowland._ + + _Liv._ Oh my dissembler, you and I must part. + Come nearer, Sir. + + _Row._ I am sorry for your sickness. + + _Liv._ Be sorry for your self, Sir, you have wrong'd me, + But I forgive you; are the Papers ready? + + _Bya._ I have 'em here: wilt please you view 'em? + + _Petro._ Yes. + + _Liv._ Shew 'em the young man too, I know he's willing + To shift his sails too: 'tis for his more advancement; + Alas, we might have begger'd one another; + We are young both, and a world of children + Might have been left behind to curse our follies: + We had been undone _Byancha_, had we married, + Undone for ever, I confess I lov'd him, + I care not who shall know it, most intirely; + And once, upon my conscience, he lov'd me; + But farewel that, we must be wiser, cosin, + Love must not leave us to the world: have you done? + + _Row._ Yes, and am ready to subscribe. + + _Liv._ Pray stay then: + Give me the papers, and let me peruse 'em, + And so much time, as may afford a tear + At our last parting. + + _Bya._ Pray retire, and leave her, + I'll call ye presently. + + _Petro._ Come Gentlemen, the showre must fall. + + _Row._ Would I had never seen her. [_Exeunt._ + + _Bya._ Thou hast done bravely wench. + + _Liv._ Pray Heaven it prove so. + + _Bya._ There are the other papers: when they come + Begin you first, and let the rest subscribe + Hard by your side; give 'em as little light + As Drapers do their Wares. + + _Liv._ Didst mark _Moroso_, + In what an agony he was, and how he cry'd most + When I abus'd him most? + + _Bya._ That was but reason. + + _Liv._ Oh what a stinking thief is this? + Though I was but to counterfeit, he made me + Directly sick indeed. _Thames-street_ to him + Is a meer Pomander. + + _Bya._ Let him be hang'd. + + _Liv._ _Amen._ + + _Bya._ And lie you still; + And once more to your business. + + _Liv._ Call 'em in. + Now if there be a power that pities Lovers, + Help now, and hear my prayers. + + _Enter_ Petronius, Rowland, Tranio, Moroso. + + _Petro._ Is she ready? + + _Bya._ She has done her lamentations: pray go to her. + + _Liv._ _Rowland_, come near me, and before you seal, + Give me your hand: take it again; now kiss me. + This is the last acquaintance we must have; + I wish you ever happy: there's the paper. + + _Row._ Pray stay a little. + + _Petro._ Let me never live more + But I do begin to pity this young fellow; + How heartily he weeps! + + _Bya._ There's Pen and Ink, Sir. + + _Liv._ Ev'n here I pray you. 'Tis a little _Emblem_ + How near you have been to me. + + _Row._ There. + + _Bya._ Your hands too, + As witnesses. + + _Petro._ By any means + To th' Book son. + + _Mor._ With all my heart. + + _Bya._ You must deliver it. + + _Row._ There _Livia_, and a better love light on thee, + I can no more. + + _Bya._ To this you must be witness too. + + _Petro._ We will. + + _Bya._ Do you deliver it now. + + _Liv._ Pray set me up; + There _Rowland_, all thy old love back: and may + A new to come exceed mine, and be happy. + I must no more. + + _Row._ Farewel: + + _Liv._ A long farewel. [_Exit_ Row. + + _Bya._ Leave her by any means, till this wild passion + Be off her head: draw all the Curtains close, + A day hence you may see her, 'twill be better, + She is now for little company. + + _Petro._ Pray tend her. + I must to horse straight, you must needs along too, + To see my son aboard: were but his wife + As fit for pity, as this wench, I were happy. + + _Bya._ Time must do that too: fare ye well: to morrow + You shall receive a wife to quit your sorrow. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scaena Secunda._ + + _Enter_ Jaques, Pedro, _and Porters, with Chest and Hampers_. + + _Jaq._ Bring 'em away Sirs. + + _Ped._ Must the great Trunks go too? + + _Jaq._ Yes, and the Hampers; nay, be speedy Masters; + He'll be at Sea before us else. + + _Ped._ Oh _Jaques_, + What a most blessed turn hast thou! + + _Jaq._ I hope so. + + _Ped._ To have the Sea between thee and this woman, + Nothing can drown her tongue but a storm. + + _Jaq._ By your leave, + We'll get us up to _Paris_ with all speed; + For on my soul, as far as _Amiens_ + She'll carry blank, away to _Lyon-key_ + And ship 'em presently, we'll follow ye. + + _Ped._ Now could I wish her in that Trunk: + + _Jaq._ God shield man, + I had rather have a Bear in't. + + _Ped._Yes, I'll tell ye: + For in the passage, if a Tempest take ye, + As many doe, and you lie beating for it, + Then, if it pleas'd the fates, I would have the Master, + Out of a powerful providence, to cry, + Lighten the ship of all hands, or we perish; + Then this for one, as best spar'd, should by all means, + Over-board presently. + + _Jaq._ O' that condition, + So we were certain to be rid of her, + I would wish her with us, but believe me _Pedro_, + She would spoil the fishing on this coast for ever. + For none would keep her company but Dog-fish, + As currish as her self; or Porpisces, + Made to all fatal uses: The two Fish-streets + Were she but once arriv'd amongst the Whitings, + Would sing a woful _misereri Pedro_, + And mourn in Poor _John_, till her memory + Were cast o' shore agen, with a strong Sea-breach: + She would make god _Neptune_, and his Fire-fork, + And all his demi-gods, and goddesses, + As weary of the _Flemmish Channel_, _Pedro_, + As ever boy was of the School, 'tis certain, + If she but meet him fair, and were well angred, + She would break his god-head. + + _Ped._ Oh her tongue, her tongue. + + _Jaq._ Rather her many tongues. + + _Ped._ Or rather strange tongues. + + _Jaq._ Her lying tongue. + + _Ped._ Her lisping tongue. + + _Jaq._ Her long tongue. + + _Ped._ Her lawless tongue. + + _Jaq._ Her loud tongue. + + _Ped._ And her liquorish-- + + _Jaq._ Many other tongues, and many stranger tongues + Than ever _Babel_ had to tell his ruines, + Were Women rais'd withal; but never a true one. + + _Enter_ Sophocles. + + _Soph._ Home with your stuff agen, the journey's ended. + + _Jaq._ What does your worship mean? + + _Soph._ Your Master, Oh _Petruchio_, oh poor fellows. + + _Ped._ Oh _Jaques, Jaques_. + + _Soph._ Oh your Master's dead, + His body coming back, his wife, his devil; + The grief of ---- her. + + _Jaq._ Has kill'd him? + + _Soph._ Kill'd him, kill'd him. + + _Ped._ Is there no Law to hang her. + + _Soph._ Get ye in, + And let her know her misery, I dare not + For fear impatience seize me, see her more, + I must away agen: Bid her for wife-hood, + For honesty, if she have any in her, + Even to avoid the shame that follows her. + Cry if she can, your weeping cannot mend it. + The body will be here within this hour, so tell her; + And all his friends to curse her. Farewel fellows. [_Exit_ Soph. + + _Ped._ Oh _Jaques, Jaques_. + + _Jaq._ Oh my worthy Master. + + _Ped._ Oh my most beastly Mistriss, hang her. + + _Jaq._ Split her. + + _Ped._ Drown her directly. + + _Jaq._ Starve her. + + _Ped._ Stink upon her. + + _Jaq._ Stone her to death: may all she eat be Eggs. + Till she run kicking mad for men. + + _Ped._ And he, + That man, that gives her remedy, pray Heav'n + He may ev'n _ipso facto_, lose his [longings.] + + _Jaq._ Let's go discharge our selves, and he that serves her, + Or speaks a good word of her from this hour, + A Sedgly curse light on him, which is, _Pedro_; + The Fiend ride through him booted, and spurr'd, with a Sythe at's + back. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scaena Tertia._ + + _Enter_ Rowland, _and_ Tranio _stealing behind him_. + + _Row._ What a dull ass was I to let her go thus! + Upon my life she loves me still: well Paper, + Thou only monument of what I have had, + Thou all the love now left me, and now lost, + Let me yet kiss her hand, yet take my leave + Of what I must leave ever: Farewel _Livia_. + Oh bitter words, I'll read ye once again, + And then for ever study to forget ye. + How's this? let me look better on't: A Contract? + --A Contract, seal'd, and ratified, + Her Fathers hand set to it, and _Moroso_'s: + I do not dream sure, let me read again, + The same still, 'tis a Contract. + + _Tra._ 'Tis so _Rowland_; + And by the virtue of the same, you pay me + An hundred pound to morrow. + + _Row._ Art sure _Tranio_, + We are both alive now? + + _Tra._ Wonder not, ye have lost. + + _Row._ If this be true, I grant it. + + _Tra._ 'Tis most certain, + There's a Ring for you too, you know it. + + _Row._ Yes. + + _Tra._ When shall I have my money? + + _Row._ Stay ye, stay ye, + When shall I marry her? + + _Tra._ To night. + + _Row._ Take heed now + You do not trifle me; if you do, + You'll find more payment, than your money comes to: + Come swear; I know I am a man, and find + I may deceive my self: swear faithfully, + Swear me directly, am I _Rowland_? + + _Tra._ Yes. + + _Row._ Am I awake? + + _Tra._ Ye are. + + _Row._ Am I in health? + + _Tra._ As far as I conceive. + + _Row._ Was I with _Livia_? + + _Tra._ You were, and had this Contract. + + _Row._ And shall I enjoy her? + + _Tra._ Yes, if ye dare. + + _Row._ Swear to all these. + + _Tra._ I will. + + _Row._ As thou art honest, as them hast a conscience, + As that may wring thee if thou liest; all these + To be no vision, but a truth, and serious. + + _Tra._ Then by my honesty, and faith, and conscience; + All this is certain. + + _Row._ Let's remove our places. + Swear it again. + + _Tra._ By ---- 'tis true. + + _Row._ I have lost then, and Heaven knows I am glad on't. + Let's goe, and tell me all, and tell me how, + For yet I am a Pagan in it. + + _Tra._ I have a Priest too, + And all shall come as even as two Testers. [_Exeunt._ + + + _Scaena Quarta._ + + _Enter_ Petronius, Sophocles, Moroso, _and_ Petruchio _born + in a Coffin_. + + _Petro._ Set down the body, and one call her out. + + _Enter_ Maria _in black, and_ Jaques. + + You are welcome to the last cast of your fortunes; + There lies your Husband; there, your loving Husband, + There he that was _Petruchio_, too good for ye; + Your stubborn and unworthy way has kill'd him + E'er he could reach the Sea; if ye can weep, + Now ye have cause begin, and after death + Doe something yet to th' world, to think ye honest. + So many tears had say'd him, shed in time; + And as they are (so a good mind go with 'em) + Yet they may move compassion. + + _Mar._ Pray ye all hear me, + And judge me as I am, not as you covet, + For that would make me yet more miserable: + 'Tis true, I have cause to grieve, and mighty cause; + And truly and unfeinedly I weep it. + + _Soph._ I see there's some good nature yet left in her. + + _Mar._ But what's the cause? mistake me not, not this man, + As he is dead, I weep for; Heaven defend it, + I never was so childish: but his life, + His poor unmanly, wretched, foolish life, + Is that my full eyes pity, there's my mourning. + + _Petro._ Dost thou not shame? + + _Mar._ I doe, and even to water, + To think what this man was, to think how simple, + How far below a man, how far from reason, + From common understanding, and all Gentry, + While he was living here he walk'd amongst us. + He had a happy turn he dyed; I'll tell ye, + These are the wants I weep for, not his person: + The memory of this man, had he liv'd + But two years longer, had begot more follies, + Than wealthy Autumn Flies. But let him rest, + He was a fool, and farewel he; not pitied, + I mean in way of life, or action + By any understanding man that's honest; + But only in's posterity, which I, + Out of the fear his ruines might out-live him, + In some bad issue, like a careful woman, + Like one indeed, born only to preserve him, + Deny'd him means to raise. + + _Petru._ Unbutton me, + --I die indeed else! Oh _Maria_, + Oh my unhappiness, my misery. + + _Petro._ Goe to him whore; ---- if he perish, + I'll see thee hang'd my self. + + _Petru._ Why, why _Maria_? + + _Mar._ I have done my worst, and have my end, forgive me; + From this hour make me what you please: I have tam'd ye, + And now am vow'd your servant: Look not strangely, + Nor fear what I say to you. Dare you kiss me? + Thus I begin my new love. + + _Petru._ Once again? + + _Mar._ With all my heart. + + _Petru._ Once again _Maria_, + Oh Gentlemen, I know not where I am. + + _Soph._ Get ye to bed then: there you'll quickly know Sir. + + _Petru._ Never no more your old tricks? + + _Mar._ Never Sir. + + _Petru._ You shall not need, for as I have a faith + No cause shall give occasion. + + _Mar._ As I am honest, + And as I am a maid yet, all my life + From this hour, since ye make so free profession, + I dedicate in service to your pleasure. + + _Soph._ I marry, this goes roundly off. + + _Petru._ Goe _Jaques_, + Get all the best meat may be bought for money, + And let the hogsheads blood, I am born again: + Well little _England_, when I see a Husband + Of any other Nation, stern or jealous, + I'll wish him but a woman of thy breeding; + And if he have not butter to his bread, + Till his teeth bleed, I'll never trust my travel. + + _Enter_ Rowland, Livia, Byancha, _and_ Tranio. + + _Petro._ What have we here? + + _Row._ Another Morris, Sir. + That you must pipe too. + + _Tra._ A poor married couple + Desire an offering, Sir. + + _Bya._ Never frown at it, + You cannot mend it now: there's your own hand; + And yours _Moroso_, to confirm the bargain. + + _Petron._ My hand? + + _Mor._ Or mine? + + _Bya._ You'll find it so. + + _Petro._ A trick, + By ---- a trick. + + _Bya._ Yes Sir, we trickt ye. + + _Liv._ Father. + + _P[e]tro._ Hast thou lain with him? speak! + + _Liv._ Yes truly Sir. + + _Petro._ And hast thou done the deed, boy? + + _Row._ I have [done], Sir, + That, that will serve the turn, I think. + + _Petru._ A match then, + I'll be the maker up of this: _Moroso_, + There's now no remedy you see, be willing; + [F]or be, or be not, he must have the wench. + + _Mor._ Since I am over-reach'd, let's in to dinner, + And if I can, I'll drink't away. + + _Tra._ That's well said. + + _Petro._ Well sirrah, you have plaid a trick, look to't, + And let me be a Grandsire within's twelve-month, + Or by this hand, I'll curtail half your fortunes. + + _Row._ There shall not want my labour, Sir: your money; + Here's one has undertaken. + + _Tra._ Well, I'll trust her, + And glad I have so good a pawn. + + _Row._ I'll watch ye. + + _Petru._ Let's in, and drink of all hands, and be jovial: + I have my Colt again, and now she carries; + And Gentlemen, whoever marries next, + Let him be sure he keep him to his Text. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + EPILOGUE. + + + _The_ Tamer_'s_ tam'd, _but so, as nor the men + Can find one just cause to complain of, when + They fitly do consider in their lives, + They should not reign as Tyrants o'er their wives. + Nor can the Women from this president + Insult, or triumph; it being aptly meant, + To teach both Sexes due equality; + And as they stand bound, to love mutually. + If this effect arising from a cause + Well laid, and grounded, may deserve applause, + We something more than hope, our honest ends + Will keep the Men, and Women too, our friends._ + + + + + THE + ISLAND PRINCESS: + A Tragi-Comedy. + + + The Persons represented in the Play. + + King of _Sidore, an Island_. + King of _Bakam_, } _Suitors to the Princess Quisara_. + King of _Siana_, } + Governor of _Terna, an Island_. _An ill man._ + Ruy Dias, _a Captain of_ Portugal, _also suitor to the Prin_. + Piniero, _Nephew to_ Ruy Dias, _a merry Captain_. + Christophero, } _Soldiers and Friends to_ Piniero. + Pedro, } + Armusia, _a noble daring_ Portugueze, _in love with the Princess_. + Soza, } _companions to_ Armusia, _and his valiant followers_. + Emanuel, } + Keeper. + Moors. + Guard. + Captain. + Citizens. + Townsmen. + + + WOMEN. + + Quisara, _the Island Princess, Sister to the King of_ Sidore. + Quisa[n]a, _Aunt to the Princess_. + Panura, _Waiting-woman to the Princess_ Quisara. + Citizens _wives_. + + + The Scene India. + + + The Principal Actors were + + _John Lowin_, + _John Underwood_, + _William Eglestone_, + _Rich. Sharpe_, + _Joseph Tailor_, + _Robert Benfield_, + _George Birch_, + _Tho. Polard_. + + + + + _Actus Primus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _A Bell Rings._ + + _Enter_ Pymero, Christophero, _and_ Pedro. + + _Pymero._ Open the Ports, and see the Watch reliev'd, + And let the guards be careful of their business, + Their vigilant eyes fixt on these Islanders, + They are false and desperate people, when they find + The least occasion open to encouragement, + Cruel, and crafty souls, believe me Gentlemen, + Their late attempt, which is too fresh amongst us, + In which, against all arms and honesty, + The Governor of _Ternata_ made surprize + Of our Confederate, the King of _Tidore_, + As for his recreation he was rowing + Between both Lands, bids us be wise and circumspect. + + _Chr._ It was a mischief suddenly imagin'd, + And as soon done; that Governor's a fierce knave, + Unfaithful as he is fierce too, there's no trusting; + But I wonder much, how such poor and base pleasures, + As tugging at an Oar, or skill in Steerage, + Should become Princes. + + _Py._ Base breedings, love base pleasure; + They take as much delight in a _Baratto_, + A little scurvy boat to row her ti[th]ly, + And have the Art to turn and wind her nimbly, + Think it as noble too, though it be slavish, + And a dull labour that declines a Gentleman: + As we _Portugals_, or the _Spaniards_ do in riding, + In managing a great horse, which is princely: + The _French_ in Courtship, or the dancing _English_, + In carrying a fair presence. + + _Ped._ He was strangely taken; + But where no faith is, there's no trust: he has paid for't + His Sister yet the fair and great _Quisara_, + Has shew'd a noble mind, and much love in't + To her afflicted brother, and the nobler still it appears, + And seasons of more tenderness, because his ruin stiles her absolute + And his imprisonment adds to her profit. + Feeling all this, which makes all men admire her, + The warm beams of this fortune that fall on her, + Yet has she made divers and noble Treaties, + And propositions for her brothers freedom, + If wealth or honor-- + + _Py._ Peace, peace, you are fool'd, Sir; + Things of these natures have strange outsides _Pedro_, + And cunning shadows, set 'em far from us, + Draw 'em but near, they are gross, and they abuse us; + They that observe her close, shall find her nature, + Which I doubt mainly will not prove so excellent; + She is a Princess, and she must be fair, + That's the prerogative of being Royal: + Let her want eyes and nose, she must be beauteous, + And she must know it too, and the use of it, + And people must believe it, they are damn'd else: + Why, all our neighbor Princes are mad for her. + + _Chr._ Is she not fair then? + + _Py._ But her hopes are fairer, + And there's a haughty Master, the King of _Bakan_, + That lofty Sir, that speaks far more, and louder + In his own commendations, than a Cannon: + He is strucken dumb with her. + + _Ped._ Beshrew me she is a sweet one. + + _Py._ And there's that hopeful man of _Syana_, + That sprightly fellow, he that's wise and temperate, + He is a Lover too. + + _Chr._ Wou'd I were worth her looking + For; by my life I hold her a compleat one, + The very Sun, I think affects her sweetness, + And dares not, as he does to all else, dye it + Into his tauny Livery. + + _Py._ She dares not see him, + But keeps her self at distance from his kisses, + And [weares] her complexion in a Case; let him but like it + A week, or two, or three, she would look like a Lion; + But the main sport on't is, or rather wonder + The Governor of _Ternata_, her mortal enemy, + He that has catcht her brother King, is struck too, + And is arriv'd under safe conduct also, + And hostages of worth delivered for him; + And he brought a Letter from his prisoner, + Whether compell'd, or willingly delivered + From the poor King, or what else dare be in't. + + _Chr._ So it be honourable, any thing, 'tis all one + For I dare think she'll do the best. + + _Py._ 'Tis certain + He has admittance, and sollicites hourly, + Now if he have the trick-- + + _Ped._ What trick? + + _Py._ The true one, + To take her too, if he be but skill'd in Bat-fowling, + And lime his bush right. + + _Chr._ I'll be hang'd when that hits, + For 'tis not a compell'd, or forc'd affection + That must take her, I guess her stout and virtuous, + But where's your Uncle, Sir, our valiant Captain, + The brave _Ruy Dias_ all this while? + + _Py._ I marry. + He is amongst 'em too. + + _Ped._ A Lover. + + _Py._ Nay, + I know not that, but [sure] he stands in favour, + Or would stand stifly, he is no _Portugal_ else. + + _Chr._ The voice says in good favour, in the list too + Of the privy wooers, how cunningly of late + I have observ'd him, and how privately + He has stolen at all hours from us, and how readily + He has feign'd a business to bid the Fort farewel + For five or six days, or a month together, + Sure there is something-- + + _Py._ Yes, yes, there is a thing in't, + A thing would make the best on's all dance after it; + A dainty thing; Lord how this Uncle of mine + Has read to me, and rated me for wenching. + And told me in what desperate case 'twould leave me, + And how 'twould stew my bones. + + _Ped._ You car'd not for it. + + _Py._ I'faith not much, I ventur'd on still easily, + And took my chance, danger is a Soldiers honor; + But that this man, this herb of Grace, _Ruy Dias_, + This father of our faculties should slip thus, + For sure he is a ferriting, that he + That would drink nothing, to depress the spirit, + But milk and water, eat nothing but thin air + To make his bloud obedient, that his youth, + In spight of all his temperance, should tickle, + And have a love mange on him. + + _Chr._ 'Tis in him, Sir, + But honourable courtship, and becomes his rank too. + + _Py._ In me 'twere abominable Leachery, or would be, + For when our thoughts are on't, and miss their level, + We must hit something. + + _Ped._ Well, he's a noble Gentleman, + And if he be a suitor, may he speed in't. + + _Py._ Let him alone, our family ne'r fail'd yet. + + _Chr._ Our mad Lieutenant still, merry _Pyniero_, + Thus wou'd he do, if the Surgeon were searching of him. + + _Ped._ Especially if a warm wench had shot him. + + _Py._ But hark _Christophero_; come hither _Pedro_; + When saw you our brave Countrey-man _Armusia_? + He that's arriv'd here lately, and his gallants? + A goodly fellow, and a brave companion + Methinks he is, and no doubt, truly valiant, + For he that dares come hither, dares fight any where. + + _Chr._ I saw him not of late, a sober Gentleman + I am sure he is, and no doubt bravely sprung, + And promises much nobleness. + + _Py._ I love him, + And by my troth wou'd fain be inward with him; + Pray let's go seek him. + + _Ped._ We'll attend you Sir. + + _Py._ By that time we shall hear the burst of business. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias, Quisara, Quisana; _and_ Panura. + + _Quisar._ Aunt, I much thank you for your courtesie, + And the fair liberty you still allow me, + Both of your house and service, though I be + A Princess, and by that Prerogative stand free + From the poor malice of opinion, + And no ways bound to render up my actions, + Because no power above me can examine me; + Yet my dear brother being still a prisoner, + And many wandring eyes upon my ways, + Being left alone a Sea-mark, it behoves me + To use a little caution, and be circumspect. + + _Quisan._ You're wise and noble Lady. + + _Quisar._ Often Aunt + I resort hither, and privately to see you, + It may be to converse with some I favour; + I wou'd not have it known as oft, nor constru'd, + It stands not with my care. + + _Quisan._ You speak most fairly, + For even our pure devotions are examin'd. + + _Quisar._ So mad are mens minds now. + + _Ruy._ Or rather monstrous; + They are thick dreams, bred in fogs that know no fairness. + + _Quisan._ Madam, the House is yours, I am yours, pray use me, + And at your service all I have lies prostrate; + My care shall ever be to yield ye honor, + And when your fame falls here, 'tis my fault Lady; + A poor and simple banquet I have provided, + Which if you please to honor with your presence-- + + _Quisar._ I thank ye Aunt, I shall be with you instantly, + A few words with this Gentleman. + + _Quisan._ I'll leave ye, + And when you please retire, I'll wait upon you. [_Exeunt Quis. & Pan._ + + _Quisar._ Why, how now Captain, what afraid to speak to me? + A man of Armes, and danted with a Lady? + Commanders have the power to parle with Princes. + + _Ruy._ Madam, the favors you have still showr'd on me, + Which are so high above my means of merit, + So infinite, that nought can value 'em + But their own goodness, no eyes look up to 'em + But those that are of equal light, and lustre, + Strike me thus mute, you are my royal Mistriss, + And all my services that aime at honor, + Take life from you, the Saint of my devotions; + Pardon my wish, it is a fair ambition, + And well becomes the Man that honors you; + I wou'd I were of worth, of something near you, + Of such a royal piece, a King I wou'd be, + A mighty King that might command affection, + And bring a youth upon me might bewitch ye, + And you a sweet sould Christian. + + _Quisar._ Now you talk Sir; + You _Portugals_, though you be rugged Soldiers, + Yet when you list to flatter, you are plain Courtiers; + And could you wish me _Christian_, brave _Ruy Dias_? + + _Ruy._ At all the danger of my life great Lady, + At all my hopes, at all-- + + _Quisar._ Pray ye stay a little, + To what end runs your wish? + + _Ruy._ O glorious Lady, + That I might--but I dare not speak. + + _Quisar._ I dare then, + That you might hope to marry me; nay blush not, + An honorable end needs no excuse; + And would you love me then? + + _Ruy._ My soul not dearer. + + _Quisar._ Do some brave thing that may entice me that way, + Some thing of such a meritorious goodness, + Of such an unmatcht nobleness, that I may know + You have a power beyond ours that preserves you: + 'Tis not the person, nor the royal title, + Nor wealth, nor glory, that I look upon, + That inward man I love that's lin'd with virtue, + That well deserving soul works out a favor; + I have many Princes suiters, many great ones, + Yet above these I love you, you are valiant, + An active man, able to build a fortune; + I do not say I dote, nor meane to marry, + Only the hope is, something may be done, + That may compel my faith, and ask my freedome, + And leave opinion fair. + + _Ruy._ Command dear Lady, + And let the danger be as deep as Hell, + As direful to attempt-- + + _Quisar._ Y'are too sudden, + I must be rul'd by you, find out a fortune + Wisely, and hansomely, examine time, + And court occasion that she may be ready; + A thousand uses for your forward spirit + Ye may find daily, be sure ye take a good one, + A brave and worthy one that may advance ye, + Forc'd smiles reward poor dangers; you are a Soldier, + I wou'd not talke so else, and I love a Soldier, + And that that speaks him true, and great, his valor; + Yet for all these which are but Womens follies, + You may do what you please, I shall still know ye, + And though ye weare no Sword. + + _Ru._ Excellent Lady, + When I grow so cold, and disgrace my Nation, + That from their hardy nurses suck adventures, + 'Twere fit I wore a Tombstone; you have read to me + The story of your favor, if I mistake it, + Or grow a truant in the study of it, + A great correction Lady-- + + _Quisar._ Let's toth' banquet, + And have some merrier talk, and then to Court, + Where I give audience to my general Suiters; + Pray heaven my womans wit hold; there brave Captain, + You may perchance meet something that may startle ye; + I'll say no more, come be not sad-- + I love ye. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Pyniero, Armusia, Soza, Christophero, _and_ Emanuel. + + _Py._ You are wellcome Gentlemen, most worthy welcom, + And know there's nothing in our power may serve ye, + But you may freely challenge. + + _Arm._ Sir we thank ye, + And rest your servants too. + + _Py._ Ye are worthy _Portugals_, + You shew the bravery of your minds and spirits; + The nature of our Country too, that brings forth + Stirring, unwearied soules to seek adventures; + Minds never satisfied with search of honor + Where time is, and the Sun gives light, brave Countrymen, + Our names are known, new worlds disclose their riches, + Their beauties, and their prides to our embraces; + And we the first of Nations find these wonders. + + _Arm._ These noble thoughts, Sir, have intic'd us forward, + And minds unapt for ease to see these miracles, + In which we find report a poor relater; + We are arriv'd among the blessed Islands, + Where every wind that rises blows perfumes, + And every breath of air is like an Incence: + The treasure of the Sun dwells here, each Tree + As if it envied the old _Paradice_, + Strives to bring forth immortal fruit; the Spices + Renewing nature, though not deifying, + And when that falls by time, scorning the earth, + The sullen earth should taint or suck their beauties, + But as we dreamt, for ever so preserve us: + Nothing we see, but breeds an admiration; + The very rivers as we float along, + Throw up their pearls, and curle their heads to court us; + The bowels of the earth swell with the births + Of thousand unknown gemms, and thousand riches; + Nothing that bears a life, but brings a treasure; + The people they shew brave too, civil manner'd, + Proportioned like the Masters of great minds, + The Women which I wonder at-- + + _Py._ Ye speak well. + + _Ar._ Of delicate aspects, fair, clearly beauteous, + And to that admiration, sweet and courteous. + + _Py._ And is not that a good thing? brave _Armusia_ + You never saw the Court before? + + _Ar._ No certain, + But that I see a wonder too, all excellent, + The Government exact. + + _Chr._ Ye shall see anon, + That that will make ye start indeed, such beauties, + Such riches, and such form. + + _Enter_ Bakam, Syana, Governor. + + _Soz._ We are fire already; + The wealthy Magazine of nature sure + Inhabits here. + + _Arm._ These sure are all _Ilanders_. + + _Py._ Yes, and great Princes too, and lusty lovers. + + _Ar._ They are goodly persons; What might he be Signior + That bears so proud a state? + + _Py._ King of _Bakam_, + A fellow that farts terror. + + _Em._ He looks highly, + Sure he was begot o'th' top of a Steeple. + + _Chr._ It may well be, + For you shall hear him ring anon. + + _Py._ That is _Syana_, + And a brave temper'd fellow, and more valiant. + + _Soz._ What rugged face is that? + + _Py._ That's the great Governor, + The man surpriz'd our Friend, I told ye of him. + + _Ar._ 'Has dangerous eyes. + + _Py._ A perilous Thief, and subtile. + + _Chr._ And to that subtilty a heart of Iron. + + _Py._ Yet the young Lady makes it melt. + + _Ar._ They start all, + And thunder in the eyes. + + _Ba._ Away ye poor ones, + A[m] I in competition with such bubbles? + My virtue, and my name rank'd with such trifles? + + _Sy._ Ye speak loud. + + _Ba._ Young-man, I will speak louder; + Can any man but I deserve her favor, [_Princes flie at one another._] + You petty Princes. + + _Py._ He will put 'em all in's pocket. + + _Sy._ Thou proud mad thing be not so full of glory, + So full of vanity. + + _Ba._ How? I contemn thee, + And that fort-keeping fellow. + + _Py._ How the Dog looks, + The bandog Governor! + + _Gov._ Ha, Why? + + _Ba._ Away thing, + And keep your rank with those that fit your royalty; + Call out the Princess. + + _Gov._ Dost thou know me bladder, + Thou insolent impostume? + + _Ba._ I despise thee; + + _Gov._ Art thou acquainted with my nature baby? + With my revenge for Injuries? darst thou hold me + So far behind thy file, I cannot reach thee? + What canst thou merit? + + _Ba._ Merit? I am above it; + I am equal with all honors, all atchievements, + And what is great and worthy; the best doer + I keep at my command, fortune's my servant, + 'Tis in my power now to despise such wretches, + To look upon ye slightly, and neglect ye, + And but she daines at some hours to remember ye, + And people have bestowed some Titles on ye, + I should forget your names-- + + _Sy._ Mercy of me; + What a blown fool has self affection + Made of this fellow! did not the Queen your Mother + Long for bellows, and bagpipes, when she was great with ye, + She brought forth such a windy birth? + + _Gov._ 'Tis ten to one + She eat a Drum, and was deliver'd of alarum, + Or else he was swadled in an old saile when he was young. + + _Sy._ He swells too mainly with his meditations; + Faith, talk a little handsomer, ride softly + That we may be able to hold way with ye, we are Princes, + But those are but poor things to you; talk wiser, + 'Twill well become your mightiness; talk less, + That men may think ye can do more. + + _Gov._ Talk truth, + That men may think ye are honest, and believe ye, + Or talk your self asleep, for I am weary of you. + + _Ba._ Why? I can talk and do. + + _Gov._ That wou'd do excellent. + + _Ba._ And tell you, only I deserve the Princess, + And make good only I, if you dare, you sir, + Or you _Syanas_ Prince. + + _Py._ Heres a storm toward, + Methinks it sings already, to him Governor. + + _Gov._ Here lies my proof. [_Draw._ + + _Sy._ And mine. + + _Gov._ I'll be short with ye, + For these long arguments I was never good at. + + _Py._ How white the boaster looks! + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias, Quisara, Quisana, Panura. + + _Ar._ I see he lacks faith. + + _Ru._ For shame forbear great Princes, rule your angers, + You violate the freedom of this place, + The state and Royalty-- + + _Gov._ He's well contented + It seems, and so I have done. + + _Ar._ Is this she Signior? + + _Py._ This is the Princess Sir. + + _Ar._ She is sweet and goodly, + An admirable form, they have cause to justle. + + _Quisar._ Ye wrong me and my court, ye forward Princes; + Comes your Love wrapt in Violence to seek us? + Is't fit though you be great, my presence should be + Stain'd, and polluted with your bloody rages? + My privacies affrighted with your Swords? + He that loves me, loves my command; be temper'd, + Or be no more what ye profess, my Servants. + + _Omnes._ We are calme as peace. + + _Ar._ What command she carries! + And what a sparkling Majesty flies from her! + + _Quisar._ Is it ye love to do? ye shall find danger, + And danger that shall start your resolutions, + But not this way; 'tis not contention, + Who loves me to my face best, or who can flatter most + Can carry me, he that deserves my favor, + And will enjoy what I bring, love and Majesty, + Must win me with his worth; must travel for me; + Must put his hasty rage off, and put on + A well confirmed, a temperate, and true valor. + + _Omnes._ But shew the way. + + _Quisar._ And will, and then shew you + A will to tread the way, I'll say ye are worthy. + + _Py._ What task now + Will she turn 'em to? these hot youths, + I fear will find a cooling card, I read in her eyes + Something that has some swinge must flye amongst 'em; + By this hand I love her a little now. + + _Quisar._ 'Tis not unknown to you + I had a royal Brother, now miserable, + And Prisoner to that Man; if I were ambitious, + Gap'd for that glory was n're born with me, + There he should lie his miseries upon him: + If I were covetous, and my heart set + On riches, and those base effects that follow + On pleasures uncontrol'd, or safe revenges, + There he should die, his death [would] give me all these; + For then stood I up absolute to do all; + Yet all these flattering shews of dignity, + These golden dreams of greatness cannot force + To forget nature and my fair affection. + Therefore that Man that would be known my lover, + Must be known his redeemer, and must bring him + Either alive or dead to my embraces. + For even his bones I scorn shall feel such slavery, + Or seek another Mistriss, 'twill be hard + To do this, wondrous hard, a great adventure, + Fit for a spirit of an equal greatness; + But being done, the reward is worthy of it. + + _Chr._ How they stand gaping all! + + _Quisar._ _Ruy Dias_ cold? + Not flye like fire into it? may be you doubt me, + He that shall do this is my husband Prince; + By the bright heavens he is, by whose justice + I openly proclaim it; if I lye, + Or seek to set you on with subtilty, + Let that meet with me, and reward my falshood. + No stirring yet, no start into a bravery? + + _Ruy._ Madam, it may be, but being a main danger, + Your Grace must give me leave to look about me, + And take a little time, the cause will ask it. + Great Acts require great counsels. + + _Quisar._ Take your pleasure, + I fear the Portugal. + + _Ba._ I'll raise an Army + That shall bring back [h]is Island, Fort and all, + And fix it here. + + _Gov._ How long will this be doing? + You should have begun in your Grandfather's days. + + _Sy._ What may be, + And what my power can promise noblest Lady, + My will I am sure stands fair. + + _Quisar._ Faire be your fortune, + Few promises are best, and fair performance. + + _Gov._ These cannot doe, + Their power and arts are weak ones. + 'Tis in my will, I have this King your brother, + He is my prisoner, I accept your proffer, + And bless the fair occasion that atchiev'd him: + I love ye, and I honor ye, but speak; + Whether alive or dead he shall be rendred, + And see how readily, how in an instant, + Quick as your wishes Lady-- + + _Quisar._ No, I scorn ye, + You and your courtesie; I hate your love Sir; + And ere I would so basely win his liberty, + I would study to forget he was my brother; + By force he was taken; he that shall enjoy me, + Shall fetch him back by force, or never know me. + + _Py._ As I live, a rare Wench. + + _Ar._ She has a noble spirit. + + _Gov._ By force? + + _Quisar._ Yes Sir, by force, and make you glad too + To let him goe. + + _Gov._ How? you may look nobler on me, + And think me no such Boy; by force he must not, + For your love much may be. + + _Quisar._ Put up your passion, + And pack ye home, I say, by force, and suddenly. + He lies there till he rots else, although I love him + Most tenderly and dearly, as a brother, + And out of these respects would joy to see him; + Yet to receive him as thy courtesie, + With all the honor thou couldst add unto him + From his hands that most hate him, I had rather, + Though no condition were propounded for him, + See him far sunke i'th earth, and there forget him. + + _Py._ Your hopes are gelt good Governor. + + _Arm._ A rare Woman. + + _Gov._ Lady, + I'll pull this pride, I'll quench this bravery, + And turne your glorious scorn to tears and howlings; + I will proud Princess; this neglect of me + Shall make thy brother King most miserable; + Shall turn him into curses 'gainst thy cruelty: + For where before I us'd him like a King, + And did those Royal Offices unto him: + Now he shall lie a sad lump in a dungeon, + Loden with chains and fetters, colds and hunger, + Darkness, and lingring death for his companions; + And let me see who dare attempt his rescue, + What desperate fool? look toward it; farewel, + And when thou know'st him thus, lament thy follies, + Nay I will make thee kneel to take my offer: + Once more farewel, and put thy trust in puppits. [_Exit._ + + _Quisar._ If none dare undertake it, I'll live a mourner. + + _Ba._ You cannot want. + + _Sy._ You must not. + + _Ru._ 'Tis most dangerous, + And wise men wou'd proceed with care and counsel, + Yet some way would I knew-- + Walke with me Gentlemen-- [_Exeunt. Manent, Arm. and his Comp._ + + _Ar._ How do you like her spirit? + + _Soz._ 'Tis a clear one, + Clog'd with no dirty stuff, she is all pure honor. + + _Em._ The bravest Wench I ever look'd upon, + And of the strongest parts, she is most fair, + Yet her mind such a mirrour-- + + _Arm._ What an action + Wou'd this be to put forward on, what a glory, + And what an everlasting wealth to end it! + Methinks my soul is strangely rais'd. + + _Soz._ To step into it, + Just while they think, and ere they have determin'd + To bring the King off. + + _Ar._ Things have been done as dangerous. + + _Em._ And prosper'd best when they were least consider'd. + + _Ar._ Bless me my hopes, + And you my friends assist me. + None but our companions. + + _Soz._ You deale wisely, + And if we shrink the name of slaves dye with us. + + _Em._ Stay not for second thoughts. + + _Ar._ I am determin'd; + And though I lose, it shall be sung, I was valiant, + And my brave offer shall be turn'd to story, + Worthy the Princess tongue. A Boat, that's all + That's unprovided, and habits like to Merchants, + The rest wee'l councel as we goe. + + _Soz._ Away then, + Fortune looks fair on those, make haste to win her. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Secundus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter Keeper, and 2 or 3 Moores._ + + _Kee._ I Have kept many a Man, and many a great one, + Yet I confess, I nere saw before + A Man of such a sufferance; he lies now + Where I would not lay my dog, for sure 'twould kill him. + Where neither light or comfort can come near him; + Nor air, nor earth that's wholsome; it grieves me + To see a mighty King with all his glory, + Sunk o'th' sudden to the bottome of a dungeon. + Whether should we descend that are poor Rascals + If we had our deserts? + + _1. Mo._ 'Tis a strange wonder, + Load him with Irons, oppress him with contempts, + Which are the Governors commands, give him nothing, + Or so little, to sustain life, 'tis next nothing; + They stir not him, he smiles upon his miseries, + And beares 'em with such strength, as if his nature + Had been nurs'd up, and foster'd with calamities. + + _2._ He gives no ill words, curses, nor repines not, + Blames nothing, hopes in nothing, we can hear of; + And in the midst of all these frights, fears nothing. + + _Kee._ I'll be sworne + He fears not, for even when I shake for him, + As many times my pitty will compell me, + When other souls, that bear not half his burthen, + Shrink in their powers, and burst with their oppressions; + Then will he Sing, wooe his afflictions, + And court 'em in sad airs, as if he wou'd wed 'em. + + _1._ That's more than we have heard yet, we are only + Appointed for his Guard, but not so near him, + If we could hear that wonder-- + + _Kee._ Many times + I fear the Governor should come to know it; + For his voice so affects me, so delights me, + That when I find his hour, I have Musick ready, + And it stirs me infinitely, be but still and private, + And you may chance to hear. + [_King appears loden with chains, his head, and armes only above._ + + _2._ We will not stir, Sir; + This is a sudden change, but who dares blame it. + + _Kee._ Now hark and melt, for I am sure I shall; + Stand silent, what stubborn weight of chains-- + + _1._ Yet he looks temperately. + + _2._ His eyes not sunk, and his complexion firm still, + No wildness, no distemper'd touch upon him, + How constantly he smiles, and how undanted! + With what a Majesty he heaves his head up! [_Musick._ + + _Kee._ Now marke, I know he will sing; do not disturb him. + Your allowance from the Governor, wou'd it were more sir, + Or in my power to make it hansomer. + + _Kin._ Do not transgress thy charge, I take his bounty, + And fortune, whilst I bear a mind contented + Not leaven'd with the glory I am falen from, + Nor hang upon vain hopes, that may corrupt me. + + _Enter Governor._ + + _Gov._ Thou art my slave, and I appear above thee. + + _Kee._ The Governor himself. + + _Gov._ What, at your banquet? + And in such state, and with such change of service? + + _Kin._ Nature's no glutton, Sir, a little serves her. + + _Gov._ This diet's holsome then. + + _Kin._ I beg no better. + + _Gov._ A calm contented mind, give him less next; + These full meals will oppress his health, his Grace + Is of a tender, and pure constitution, + And such repletions-- + + _Kin._ Mock, mock, it moves not me sir, + Thy mirths, as do thy mischiefs, flie behind me. + + _Gov._ Ye carry it handsomely, but tell me patience, + Do not you curse the brave and royal Lady + Your gracious sister? do not you damn her pitty, + Damn twenty times a day, and damn it seriously? + Do not you swear aloud too, cry and kick? + The very soul sweat in thee with the agony + Of her contempt of me? Couldst not thou eat her + For being so injurious to thy fortune, + Thy fair and happy fortune? Couldst not thou wish her + A Bastard, or a Whore, fame might proclame her; + Black ugly fame, or that thou hadst had no sister? + Spitting the general name out, and the nature; + Blaspheming heaven for making such a mischief; + For giving power to pride, and will to Woman? + + _Kin._ No Tyrant, no, I bless and love her for it; + And though her scorn of thee, had laid up for me + As many plagues as the corrupted air breeds, + As many mischiefs as the hours have minutes, + As many formes of Death, as doubt can figure; + Yet I should love [her] more still, and more honor her; + All thou canst lay upon me, cannot bend me, + No not the stroke of death, that I despise too: + For if fear could possess me, thou hadst won me; + As little from this hour I prize thy flatteries, + And less than those thy prayers, though thou wouldst kneel to me; + And if she be not Mistriss of this nature, + She is none of mine, no kin, and I contemne her. + + _Gov._ Are you so valiant sir? + + _Kin._ Yes, and so fortunate; + For he that holds his constancy still conquers; + Hadst thou preserv'd me as a noble enemy, + And as at first, made my restraint seem to me + But only as the shadow of captivity, + I had still spoke thee noble, still declar'd thee + A valiant, great, and worthy man, still lov'd thee, + And still prefer'd thy fair love to my sister; + But to compell this from me with a misery, + A most inhumane, and unhandsome slavery-- + + _Gov._ You will relent for all this talk I fear not, + And put your wits a work agen. + + _Kin._ You are cozen'd; + Or if I were so weak to be wrought to it, + So fearful to give way to so much poverty, + How I should curse her heart if she consented! + + _Gov._ You shall write, and entreat, or-- + + _Kin._ Do thy utmost, + And e'en in all thy tortures I'll laugh at thee, + I'll think thee no more valiant, but a villain; + Nothing thou hast done brave, but like a thief, + Atchiev'd by craft, and kept by cruelty; + Nothing thou canst deserve, thou art unhonest; + Nor no way live to build a Name, thou art barbarous. + + _Gov._ Down with him low enough, there let him murmur, + And see his diet be so light and little, + He grow not thus high hearted on't, I will coole ye, + And make ye cry for mercy, and be ready + To work my ends, and willingly; and your sister taken down, + Your scornful, cruel sister shall repent too, + And sue to me for grace. + Give him no liberty, + But let his bands be doubled, his ease lessened; + Nothing his heart desires, but vex and torture him: + Let him not sleep, nothing that's dear to nature + Let him enjoy; yet take heed that he dye not; + Keep him as near death, and as willing to embrace it, + But see he arrive not at it; I will humble him. + And her stout heart that stands on such defiance; + And let me see her champions that dare venture + Her high and mighty wooers, keep your guards close, + And as you love your lives be diligent. + And what I charge, observe. + + _Omnes._ We shall be dutiful. + + _Gov._ I'll pull your courage King, and all your bravery. [_Exit Gov._ + + _1._ Most certain he is resolved nothing can stir him; + For if he had but any part about him + Gave way to fear or hope, he durst not talk thus, + And do thus stoutly too, as willingly, + And quietly he sunk down to his sorrows, + As some men [to] their sleeps. + + _Keep._ Yes, and sleeps with e'm; + So little he regards them, there's the wonder, + And often soundly sleeps, wou'd I durst pity him, + Or wou'd it were in my will, but we are servants, + And tied unto command. + + _2._ I wish him better, + But much I fear h'as found his tombe already, + We must observe our guards. + + _1._ He cannot last long, + And when he is dead, he is free. + + _Kee._ That's the most cruelty, + That we must keep him living. + + _2._ That's as he please; + For that Man that resolves, needs no Phisitian. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Armusia, Soza, Emanuel _like Merchants, arm'd + underneath_. + + _Arm._ Our prosperous passage was an omen to us, + A lucky and a fair omen. + + _Omnes._ We believe it. + + _Ar._ The Sea and Wind strove who should most befriend us, + And as they favour'd our design, and lov'd us, + So lead us forth--Where lies the Boat that brought us? + + _Soz._ Safe lodg'd within the Reeds, close by the Castle, + That no eye can suspect, nor thought come near it. + + _Em._ But where have you been, brave sir? + + _Ar._ I have broke the Ice Boyes: + I have begun the game, fair fortune guide it, + Suspectless have I travell'd all the Town through, + And in this Merchants shape won much acquaintance, + Survey'd each strength and place that may befriend us, + View'd all his Magazines, got perfect knowledge + Of where the Prison is, and what power guards it. + + _Soz._ These will be strong attempts. + + _Ar._ Courage is strong: + What we beg[a]n with policy, my dear friends, + Let's end with manly force; there's no retiring, + Unless it be with shame. + + _Em._ Shame his that hopes it. + + _Ar._ Better a few, and clearer fame will follow us, + However, lose or win, and speak our memories, + Than if we led our Armies; things done thus, + And of this noble weight, will stile us worthies. + + _Soz._ Direct, and we have done, bring us to execute, + And if we flinch, or fail-- + + _Ar._ I am sure ye dare not. + Then farther know, and let no ear be near us, + That may be false. + + _Em._ Speak boldly on, we are honest; + Our lives and fortunes yours. + + _Ar._ Hard by the place then + Where all his Treasure lies, his Armes, his Women, + Close by the Prison too where he keeps the King, + I have hir'd a lodging, as a Trading Merchant, + A Celler to that too, to stow my Wares in, + The very Wall of which, joynes to his store-house. + + _Soz._ What of all this? + + _Ar._ Ye are dull, if ye apprehend not: + Into that Cellar, elected friends, I have convey'd, + And unsuspected too, that that will do it; + That that will make all shake, and smoak too. + + _Em._ Ha? + + _Ar._ My thoughts have not been idle, nor my practice: + The fire I brought here with me shall do something, + Shall burst into material flames, and bright ones, + That all the Island shall stand wondring at it, + As if they had been stricken with a Comet: + Powder is ready, and enough to work it, + The Match is left a-fire, all, all husht, and lockt close, + No man suspecting what I am but Merchant: + An hour hence, my brave friends, look for the fury, + The fire to light us to our honour'd purpose, + For by that time 'twill take. + + _Soz._ What are our duties? + + _Ar._ When all are full of fear and fright, the Governor + Out of his wits, to see the flames so imperious, + Ready to turn to ashes all he worships, + And all the people there to stop these ruins, + No man regarding any private office; + Then flie we to the prison suddenly, + Here's one has found the way, and dares direct us. + + _Em._ Then to our swords and good hearts, + I long for it. + + _Ar._ Certain we shall not find much opposition, + But what is must be forced. + + _Soz._ 'Tis bravely cast Sir, + And surely too I hope. + + _Ar._ If the fire fail not, + And powder hold his nature, some must presently + Upon the first cry of th' amazed people, + (For nothing will be markt then, but the misery) + Be ready with the boat upon an instant, + And then all's right and fair. + + _Em._ Bless us dear fortune. + + _Ar._ Let us be worthy of it in our courage, + And fortune must befriend us, come all sever, + But keep still within sight, when the flame rises + Let's meet, or either doe, or dye. + + _Soz._ So be it. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter Governor, and Captain._ + + _Gov._ No Captain, for those Troops we need 'em not, + The Town is strong enough to stand their furies; + I wou'd see 'em come, and offer to do something. + They are high in words. + + _Cap._ 'Tis safer Sir then doing. + + _Gov._ Dost think they dare attempt? + + _Cap._ May be by Treaty, + But sure by force they will not prove so froward. + + _Gov._ No faith, I warrant thee, they know me well enough + And know they have no Child in hand to play with: + They know my nature too, I have bit some of 'em, + And to the bones, they have reason to remember me, + It makes me laugh to think how glorious + The fools are in their promises, and how pregnant + Their wits and powers are to bring things to pass; + Am I not grown lean with loss of sleep and care + To prevent these threatnings, Captain? + + _Cap._ You look well Sir: + Upon my conscience you are not like to sicken + Upon any such conceit. + + _Gov._ I hope I shall not: + Well, wou'd I had this Wench, for I must have her, + She must be mine; and there's another charge Captain; + What betwixt love and brawling I got nothing, + All goes in maintenance-- + Heark, What was that, [_The Train takes._ + That noise there? it went with a violence. + + _Cap._ Some old wall belike Sir, + That had no neighbor help to hold it up, + Is fallen suddenly. + + _Gov._ I must discard these Rascals, + That are not able to maintain their buildings, + They blur the beauty of the Town. + + _Within._ Fire, Fire. + + _Gov._ I hear another tune, good Captain, + It comes on fresher still, 'tis loud and fearful, + Look up into the Town, how bright the ayr shewes; + Upon my life some sudden fire. [_Ex. Cap._ + The bell too? [_Bell Rings._ + I hear the noise more clear. + + _Enter Citizen._ + + _Cit._ Fire, fire. + + _Gov._ Where? where? + + _Cit._ Suddenly taken in a Merchan[t]s house sir, + Fearful and high it blazes; help good people. + + _Gov._ Pox o'their paper-houses, how they smother, + They light like Candles, how the rore still rises! + + _Enter Captain._ + + _Cap._ Your Magazine's a fire Sir, help, help suddenly, + The Castle too is in danger, in much danger, + All will be lost, get the people presently, + And all that are your Guard, and all help, all hands Sir, + Your wealth, your strength, is burnt else, the Town perisht; + The Castle now begins to flame. + + _Gov._ My soul shakes. + + _Cap._ A Merchants house next joyning? shame light on him, + That ever such a neighbour, such a villain-- + + _Gov._ Raise all the Garrison, and bring 'em up. + + _Enter other Citizens._ + + And beat the people forward--Oh I have lost all + In one house, all my hopes: good worthy Citizens + Follow me all, and all your powers give to me, + I will reward you all. Oh cursed fortune-- + The flame's more violent: arise still, help, help, Citizens, + Freedom and wealth to him that helps: follow, oh follow. + Fling wine, or any thing, I'll see't recompenc'd. + Buckets, more Buckets; fire, fire, fire. [_Ex. omnes._ + + _Enter_ Armusia, _and his company_. + + _Arm._ Let it flame on, a comely light it gives up + To our discovery. + + _Soz._ Heark, what a merry cry + These hounds make! forward fairly, + We are not seen in the mist, we are not noted. Away, + Away. Now if we lose our fortune-- [_Exit._ + + _Enter Captain and Citizens._ + + _Cap._ Up Soldiers, up, and deal like men. + + _Cit._ More water, more water, all is consum'd else. + + _Cap._ All's gone, unless you undertake it straight, your + Wealth too, that must preserve, and pay your labor bravely. + Up, up, away. [_Ex. Cap. and Cit. Then,_ + + _Enter_ Armusia _and his company breaking open a Doore_. + + _Ar._ So, thou art open, keep the way clear + Behind still. Now for the place. + + _Sold._ 'Tis here Sir. + + _Ar._ Sure this is it. + Force ope the doore--A miserable creature! + Yet by his manly face-- [_The King discovered._ + + _Kin._ Why stare ye on me? + You cannot put on faces to afright me: + In death I am a King still, and contemne ye: + Where is that Governor? Methinks his Man-hood + Should be well pleas'd to see my Tragedy, + And come to bath his stern eyes in my sorrows; + I dare him to the sight, bring his scorns with him, + And all his rugged threats: here's a throat, soldiers; + Come, see who can strike deepest. + + _Em._ Break the Chain there. + + _Kin._ What does this mean? + + _Ar._ Come, talke of no more Governors, + He has other business, Sir, put your Legs forward, + And gather up your courage like a Man, + Wee'll carry off your head else: we are friends, + And come to give your sorrows ease. + + _Soz._ On bravely; + Delayes may lose agen. + + _Enter Guard._ + + _Ar._ The Guard. + + _Soz._ Upon 'em. + + _Ar._ Make speedy, and sure work. + + _Em._ They flie. + + _Ar._ Up with him, and to the Boat; stand fast, now be speedy; + When this heat's past, wee'll sing our History. + Away, like thoughts, sudden as desires, friends; + Now sacred chance be ours. + + _Soz._ Pray when we have done, Sir. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter 3 or 4 Citizens severally._ + + _1._ What is the fire allaid? + + _2._ 'Tis out, 'tis out, + Or past the worst, I never did so stoutly + I'll assure you neighbours since I was a Man: + I have been burnt at both ends like a squib: + I liv'd two hours in the' fire, 'twas a hideous matter; + But when men of understanding come about it, + Men that judge of things, my Wife gave me over, + And took her leave a hundred times, I bore up still, + And tost the Buckets Boys. + + _3._ We are all meere Martins. + + _1._ I heard a voice at latter end o'th hurry, + Or else I dreamt I heard it, that said Treason. + + _2._ 'Tis like enough, it might cry Murder too, for there was + Many without a joint, but what's that to us: Let's home + And fright our Wives, for we look like Devils. + + _Enter 3 Women._ + + _3._ Here come some of 'em to fright us. + + _1 W._ Mine's alive neighbor--oh sweet hony husband. + + _2._ Thou liest, I think abominably, and thou hadst been + In my place, thou wouldst have stunk at both ends. + Get me some drink, give me whole Tuns of drink, + Whole cisterns; for I have four dozen of fine firebrands + In my belly, I have more smoke in my mouth, than would + Blote a hundred Herrings. + + _2 Wo._ Art thou come safe agen? + + _3 Wo._ I pray you what became of my man, is he in a Well? + + _2._ At hearts ease in a Well, is very well neighbor; + We left him drinking of a new dozen of Buckets; + Thy husbands happy, he was through roasted, + And now he's basting of himself at all points: + The Clark and he are cooling their pericraniums; + Body [O] me neighbors there's fire in my Codpiece. + + _1 Wo._ Bless my Husband. + + _2._ Blow it out Wife--blow, blow, the gable end a'th' store-house. + + _Women._ Some water, water, water. + + _3._ Peace, 'tis but a sparkle; + + Raise not the Town again, 'twill be a great hindrance, + I'm glad 'tis out, and't had ta'en in my Hay-loft? + What frights are [t]hese, marry heaven bless thy modicum. + + _3 Wo._ But is a drown'd outright, pray put me out of + Fear neighbor. + + _2._ Thou wouldst have it so, but after a hundred fires + More, he'll live to see thee burnt for brewing musty + Liquor. + + _1._ Come, let's go neighbor. + + _2._ For I would very fain turn down this liquor; + Come, come, I fry like a burnt mary-bone: + Women get you afore, and draw upon us; + Run wenches, run, and let your Taps run with ye; + Run as the fire were in your tails, cry Ale, Ale. + + _Wom._ Away, let's nourish the poor wretches. + + _2._ We'll rallie up the rest of the burnt Regiment. + + _Enter Governor, Captain, Soldier, and Guard._ + + _Gov._ The fire's quencht Captain, but the mischief hangs still; + The King's redeem'd, and gone too; a trick, a dam'd one: + Oh I am overtaken poorly, tamely. + + _Cap._ Where were the guard that waited upon the prison? + + _Sol._ Most of'em slain, yet some scap'd, Sir, and they deliver, + They saw a little boat ready to receive him, + And those redeem'd him, making such haste and fighting; + Fighting beyond the force of men. + + _Gov._ I am lost Captain, + And all the world will laugh at this, and scorn me: + Count me a heavy sleepy fool, a coward, + A coward past recovery, a confirm'd coward, + One without carriage, or common sense. + + _Sol._ Hee's gon Sir, + And put to Sea amaine, past our recovery, + Not a Boat ready to pursue; if there were any, + The people stand amazed so at their valor, + And the sudden fright of fire, none knows to execute. + + _Gov._ Oh, I could tear my limbs, and knock my boys brains + 'Gainst every post I meet; fool'd with a fire? + + _Cap._ It was a crafty trick. + + _Gov._ No, I was lazy, + Confident sluggish lazie, had I but met 'em + And chang'd a dozen blowes, I had forgiv'n 'em, + By both these hands held up, and by that brightness + That gildes the world with light, by all our worships, + The hidden ebbes and flowes of the blew Ocean, + I will not rest; no mirth shall dwell upon me, + Wine touch my mouth, nor any thing refresh me, + Till I be wholly quit of this dishonor: + Make ready my _Barrato's_ instantly, + And what I shall intend-- + + _Cap._ We are your servants. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Quisara, Ruy Dyas. + + _Quisar._ Never tell me, you never car'd to win me, + Never for my sake to attempt a deed, + Might draw me to a thought, you sought my favor: + If not for love of me, for love of armes Sir, + For that cause you profess, for love of honor, + Of which you stile your self the mighty Master, + You might have stept out nobly, and made an offer, + As if you had intended something excellent, + Put on a forward face. + + _Ru._ Dear Lady hold me-- + + _Quisar._ I hold ye, as I find ye, a faint servant. + + _Ru._ By ---- I dare doe-- + + _Quisar._ In a Ladies chamber + I dare believe ye, there's no mortal danger: + Give me the man that dares do, to deserve that: + I thought you _Portugals_ had been rare wonders, + Men of those haughty courages and credits, + That all things were confin'd within your promises, + The Lords of fate and fortune I believ'd ye, + But well I see I am deceiv'd _Ruy Dias_, + And blame, too late, my much beliefe. + + _Ru. I_ am asham'd, Lady, + I was so dull, so stupid to your offer: + Now you have once more school'd me, I am right, + And something shall be thought on suddenly, + And put in Act as soon, some preparation-- + + _Quisar._ And give it out? + + _Ru._ Yes, Lady, and so great too; + In which, the noise of all my Countrey-men-- + + _Quisar._ Those will do well, for they are all approv'd ones, + And though he be restor'd alive. + + _Ru._ I have ye. + + _Quisar._ For then we are both servants. + + _Ru._ I conceive ye, + Good Madam give me leave to turn my fancies. + + _Quis._ Do, and make all things fit, and then I'll visit you. [_Ex._ + + _Ru._ My self, the Cozen, and the Garrison, + The neighbors of the out-Isles of our Nation, + _Syana's_ strength, for I can humor him: + And proud _Bekamus_, I shall deceive his glory. [_A shout._ + What ringing sound of joy is this? whence comes it? + May be the Princes are in sport. + + _Enter_ Pyniero, Christoph. + + _Py._ Where are ye? + + _Ru._ Now _Pyniero_, What's the haste you seek me? + + _Py._ Doe you know this sign Sir? + + _Ru._ Ha! + + _Py._ Do you know this embleme: + Your nose is boar'd. + + _Ru._ Boar'd? What's that? + + _Py._ Y'are topt Sir: + The King's come home again, the King. + + _Ru._ The Devil! + + _Py._ Nay sure he came a Gods name home: + He's return'd Sir. + + _Christ._ And all this joy ye hear-- + + _Ru._ Who durst attempt him? + The Princes are all here. + + _Chry._ They are worthy Princes, + They are special Princes, all they love by ounces. + Believe it Sir, 'tis done, and done most bravely and easily. + What fortune have ye lost Sir? + What justice have ye now unto this Lady? + + _Py._ How stands your claim? + That ever Man should be fool'd so, + When he should do and prosper; stand protesting, + Kissing the hand, and farting for a favor, + When he should be about his business sweating; + She bid you go, and pickt you out a purpose, + To make your self a fortune by, a Lady, a Lady, and a lusty one, + A lovely, that now you may go look, she pointed ye, + Knowing you were a man of worth and merit, + And bid you fly, you have made a fair flight on't, + You have caught a Goose. + + _Ru._ How dare you thus molest me? [_A shout._ + It cannot be. + + _Chr._ Heark how the general joy rings! + + _Py._ Have you your hearing left? Is not that drunk too? + For if you had been sober, you had been wise sure. + + _Ru._ Done? Who dares do? + + _Py._ It seems an honest fellow, + That has ended his Market before you be up. + + _Chr._ The shame on't 's a stranger too. + + _Py._ 'Tis no shame, + He took her at her word, and tied the bargain, + Dealt like a man indeed, stood not demurring, + But clapt close to the cause, as he will do to the Lady: + 'Is a fellow of that speed and handsomness, + He will get her with child too, ere you shall come to know him, + Is it not brave, a gentleman scarce landed, + Scarce eating of the air here, not acquainted, + No circumstance of love depending on him, + Nor no command to shew him, must start forth, + At the first sight to-- + + _Ru._ I am undone. + + _Py._ Like an Oyster: + She neither taking view, nor value of him, + Unto such deeds as these--Pox o' these, + These wise delayings-- + They make men cowards. + You are undone as a man would undoe an egge, + A hundred shames about ye. + + _Enter_ Quisara, Panura, _and Traine_. + + _Quisar._ Can it be possible, + A stranger that I have not known, not seen yet, + A man I never grac'd; O Captain, Captain, + What shall I do? I am betray'd by fortune, + It cannot be, it must not be. + + _Py._ It is Lady, + And by my faith a hansome Gentleman; + 'Tis his poor Schollers prize. + + _Quisar._ Must I be given + Unto a Man I never saw, ne're spoke with, + I know not of what Nation? + + _Py._ Is a Portugal, + And of as good a pitch he will be giv'n to you Lady, + For he's given much to hansome flesh. + + _Quisar._ Oh _Ruy Dias_, + This was your sloth, your sloth, your sloth _Ruy Dias_. + + _Py._ Your love sloth; Unckle do you find it now? + You should have done at first, and faithfully: [_A shout._ + And then th'other had lyed ready for ye; + Madam, the general joy comes. + + _Quisar._ We must meet it--but with what comfort? + + _Enter Citizens carrying boughs_, _boyes singing after 'em_; + _Then_ King, Armusia, Soza, Emanuel; _The Princes and train + following_. + + _Quisar._ Oh my dear brother, what a joy runs through me, + To see you safe again, your self, and mighty, + What a blest day is this! + + _Kin._ Rise up fair Sister, + I am not welcome till you have embraced me. + + _Ru._ A general gladness sir flies through the City, + And mirth possesses all to see your Grace arrive, + Thus happily arriv'd again, and fairly; + 'Twas a brave venture who so e'er put for it, + A high and noble one, worthy much honor; + And had it fail'd, we had not fail'd great Sir, + And in short time too, to have forc'd the Governor, + In spight of all his threats. + + _Kin._ I thank ye Gentleman. + + _Ru._ And all his subtilties to set you free, + With all his heart and will too. + + _Kin._ I know ye love me. + + _Py._ This had been good with something done before it, + Something set off to beautifie it, now it sounds empty, like + A Barbers bason, pox there's no metall in't, no noble marrow. + + _Ba._ I have an Army Sir, but that the Governor, + The foolish fellow was a little provident, + And wise in letting slip no time, became him too, + That would have scour'd him else, and all his confines; + That would have rung him such a peal-- + + _Py._ Yes backward, + To make dogs houl, I know thee to a farthing, + Thy Army's good for Hawks, there's + Nothing but sheeps hearts in it. + + _Sy._ I have done nothing Sir, therefore + I think it convenient I say little what I purposed, + And what my love intended. + + _Kin._ I like your modesty, + And thank ye royal friends, I know it griev'd ye + To know my misery; but this man, Prince[s], + I must thank heartily, indeed, and treuly, + For this Man saw me in't, and redeemed me: + He lookt upon me sinking, and then caught me. + This Sister this, this all Man, this all valor, + This pious Man. + + _Ru._ My countenance, it shames me, + One scarce arriv'd, not harden'd yet, not + Read in dangers and great deeds, sea-sick, not season'd-- + Oh I have boy'd my self. + + _Kin._ This noble bulwark, + This launce and honor of our age and Kingdome; + This that I never can reward, nor hope + To be once worthy of the name of friend to, + This, this Man from the bowels of my sorrows + Has new begot my name, and once more made me: + Oh sister, if there may be thanks for this, + Or any thing near recompence invented. + + _Ar._ You are too noble Sir, there is reward + Above my action too by millions: + A recompence so rich and glorious, + I durst not dreame it mine, but that 'twas promised; + But that it was propounded, sworn and sealed + Before the face of Heaven, I durst not hope it, + For nothing in the life of man, or merit, + It is so truly great, can else embrace it. + + _Kin._ O speak it, speak it, bless mine ears to hear it, + Make me a happy man, to know it may be, + For still methinks I am a prisoner, + And feel no liberty before I find it. + + _Ar._ Then know it is your sister, she is mine Sir, + I claime her by her own word, and her honor; + It was her open promise to that Man + That durst redeeme ye; Beauty set me on, + And fortune crowns me fair, if she receive me. + + _Kin._ Receive ye, Sir--why Sister--ha--so backward, + Stand as you knew me not? nor what he has ventured? + My dearest Sister. + + _Ar._ Good Sir pardon me, + There is a blushing modesty becomes her, + That holds her back; Women are nice to wooe Sir; + I would not have her forc'd; give her fair liberty; + For things compell'd and frighted, of soft natures, + Turn into fears, and flie from their own wishes. + + _Kin._ Look on him my _Quisara_, such another, + Oh all ye powers, so excellent in nature! + In honor so abundant!-- + + _Quisar._ I confess Sir, + Confess my word is past too, he has purchased; + Yet good Sir give me leave to think; but time + To be acquainted with his worth and person; + To make me fit to know it; we are both strangers, + And how we should believe so suddenly, + Or come to fasten our affections-- + Alas, love has his complements. + + _Kin._ Be sudden + And certain in your way, no woman[s] doubles, + Nor coy delayes, you are his, and so assure it, + Or cast from me and my remembrance ever; + Respect your word, I know you will, come Sister, + Lets see what welcome you can give a prisoner, + And what fair looks a friend--Oh my most noble + Princes, no discontents, but all be lusty, + He that frowns this day is an open enemy: + Thus in my armes my dear. + + _Ar._ You make me blush Sir. + + _Kin._ And now lead on-- + Our whole Court crown'd with pleasure. + + _Ru._ Madam, despair not, something shall be done yet, + And suddenly, and wisely. + + _Quisar._ O _Ruy Dias_. [_Ex._ + + _Py._ Well, he's a brave fellow, and he has deserv'd her richly; + And you have had your hands full I dare swear Gentlemen. + + _Soz._ We have done something, Sir, if it hit right. + + _Ch._ The woman has no eyes else, nor no honesty, + So much I think. + + _Py._ Come, let's goe bounce amongst 'em, + To the Kings health, and my brave Country-mans. + My Unckle looks as though he were sick oth' + Worms friends. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Tertius. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Pyniero. + + Mine Unckle haunts me up and down, looks melancholy, + Wondrous proof melancholy, sometimes swears + Then whistles, starts, cries, and groans, as if he had the Bots, + As to say truth, I think h'as little better, + A[n]d we'd fain speak; bids me good morrow at midnight, + And good night when 'tis noon, has something hovers + About his brains, that would fain find an issue, + But cannot out, or dares not: still he follows. + + _Enter_ Ruy Dyas. + + How he looks still, and how he beats about, + Like an old dog at a dead scent! I marry, + There was a sigh wou'd a set a ship a sailing: + These winds of love and honor, blow at all ends. + Now speak and't be thy Will: good morrow Uncle. + + _Ru._ Good morrow Sir. + + _Py._ This is a new salute: + Sure h'as forgot me: this is pur-blind _Cupid_. + + _Ru._ My Nephew? + + _Py._ Yes Sir, if I be not chang'd. + + _Ru._ I wou'd fain speak with you. + + _Py._ I wou'd fain have ye, Sir, + For to that end I stay. + + _Ru._ You know I love ye, + And I have lov'd ye long, my dear _Pyniero_, + Bred and supply'd you. + + _Py._ Whither walks this Preamble? + + _Ru._ You may remember, though I am but your Uncle, + I sure had a father's care, a father's tenderness. + + _Py._ Sure he would wrap me into something now suddenly, + He doubts my nature in, for mine is honest, + He winds about me so. + + _Ru._ A fathers diligence. + My private benefits I have forgot, Sir, + But those you might lay claim to as my follower; + Yet some men wou'd remember-- + + _Py._ I do daily. + + _Ru._ The place which I have put ye in, which is no weak one, + Next to my self you stand in all employments, + Your counsels, cares, assignments with me equal, + So is my study still to plant your person; + These are small testimonies I have not forgot ye, + Nor wou'd not be forgotten. + + _Pyn._ Sure you cannot. + + _Ru._ Oh _Pyniero_-- + + _Pyn._ Sir, what hangs upon you, + What heavy weight oppresses ye, ye have lost, + (I must confess, in those that understand ye) + Some little of your credit, but time will cure that; + The best may slip sometimes. + + _Ru._ Oh my best Nephew-- + + _Pyn._ It may be ye fear her too, that disturbs ye, + That she may fall her self, or be forc'd from ye. + + _Ru._ She is ever true, but I undone for ever. + Oh that _Armusia_, that new thing, that stranger, + That flag stuck up to rob me of mine honor; + That murd'ring chain shot at me from my Countrey: + That goodly plague that I must court to kill me. + + _Pyn._ Now it comes flowing from him, I fear'd this, + Knew, he that durst be idle, durst be ill too, + Has he not done a brave thing? + + _Ru._ I must confess it Nephew, must allow it, + But that brave thing has undone me, has sunk me, + Has trod me like a name in sand, to nothing, + Hangs betwixt hope and me, and threatens my ruin; + And if he rise and blaze, farewel my fortune; + And when that's set, where's thy advancement, Cosin? + That were a friend, that were a noble kinsman, + That would consider these; that man were grateful; + And he that durst do something here, durst love me. + + _Pyn._ You say true, 'tis worth consideration, + Your reasons are of weight, and mark me Uncle, + For I'll be sudden, and to th' purpose with you. + Say this _Armusia_, then were taken off, + As it may be easily done, + How stands the woman? + + _Ru._ She is mine for ever; + For she contemns his deed and him. + + _Pyn._ Pox on him. + Or if the single pox be not sufficient, + The hogs, the dogs, the devils pox possess him: + 'Faith this _Armusia_ stumbles me, 'tis a brave fellow; + And if he could be spared Uncle-- + + _Ru._ I must perish: + Had he set up at any rest but this, + Done any thing but what concern'd my credit, + The everlasting losing of my worth-- + + _Pyn._ I understand you now, who set you on too. + I had a reasonable good opinion of the devil + Till this hour; and I see he is a knave indeed, + An arrant, stinking knave, for now I smell him; + I'll see what may be done then, you shall know + You have a kinsman, but no villain Uncle, + Nor no betrayer of fair fame, I scorn it; + I love and honor virtue; I must have + Access unto the Lady to know her mind too, + A good word from her mouth you know may stir me; + A Ladies look at setting on-- + + _Ru._ You say well, + Here Cosin, here's a Letter ready for you, + And you shall see how nobly she'll receive you, + And with what [c]are direct. + + _Pyn._ Farewel then Uncle, + After I have talk'd with her, I am your servant, + To make you honest if I can--else hate you. + Pray ye no more compliments, my head is busie, heaven bless me; + What a malicious soul does this man carry! + And to what scurvy things this love converts us! + What stinking things, and how sweetly they become us! + Murther's a moral virtue with these Lovers, + A special piece of Divinity, I take it: + I may be mad, or violently drunk. + Which is a whelp of that litter; or I may be covetous, + And learn to murther mens estates, that's base too; + Or proud, but that's a Paradise to this; + Or envious, and sit eating of my self + At others fortunes; I may lye, and damnably, + Beyond the patience of an honest hearer; + Cosin, Cutpurses, sit i'th' Stocks for apples. + But when I am a Lover, Lord have mercy, + These are poor pelting sins, or rather plagues, + Love and Ambition draw the devils Coach. + + _Enter_ Quisana, _and_ Panura. + + How now! who are these? Oh my great Ladies followers, + Her Riddle-founders, and her Fortune-tellers. + Her readers of her Love-Lectures, her Inflamers: + These doors I must pass through, I hope they are wide. + Good day to your beauties, how they take it to 'em! + As if they were fair indeed. + + _Quisan._ Good morrow to you, Sir. + + _Pyn._ That's the old Hen, the brood-bird! how she busles! + How like an Inventory of Lechery she looks! + Many a good piece of iniquity + Has past her hands, I warrant her--I beseech you, + Is the fair Princess stirring? + + _Pan._ Yes marry is she, Sir. + But somewhat private: you have a business with her? + + _Py._ Yes forsooth have I, and a serious business. + + _Pan._ May not we know? + + _Py._ Yes, when you can keep counsel. + + _Pan._ How prettily he looks! he's a soldier sure, + His rudeness sits so handsomly upon him. + + _Quisan._ A good blunt Gentleman. + + _Py._ Yes marry am I: + Yet for a push or two at sharp, and't please you-- + + _Pan._ My honest friend, you know not who you speak to: + This is the Princesses Aunt, + + _Py._ I like her the better + And she were her Mother (Lady) or her Grandmother, + I am not so bashful, but I can buckle with her. + + _Pan._ Of what size is your business? + + _Py[n]._ Of the long sixteens, + And will make way I warrant ye. + + _Pan._ How fine he talks! + + _Pyn._ Nay in troth I talk but coursely, Lady, + But I hold it comfortable for the understanding: + How fain they wou'd draw me into ribaldry! + These wenches that live easily, live high, + [And l]ove these broad discourses, as they love possets; + These dry delights serve for preparatives. + + _Pan._ Why do you look so on me? + + _Pyn._ I am guessing + By the cast of your face, what the property of your place, should be, + For I presume you turn a key, sweet beauty, + And you another, gravity, under the Princess, + And by my ---- I warrant ye good places, + Comly commodious Seats. + + _Quisan._ Prethee let him talk still. + For me thinks he talks handsomely. + + _Py._ And truly + As near as my understanding shall enable me + You look as if you kept my Ladies secrets: + Nay, do not laugh, for I mean honestly, + How these young things tattle, when they get a toy by th' end! + And how their hearts go pit-a-pat, and look for it! + Wou'd it not dance too, if it had a Fiddle? + Your gravity I guess, to take the Petitions, + And hear the lingring suits in love dispos'd, + Their sighs and sorrows in their proper place, + You keep the Ay-me Office. + + _Quisan._ Prethee suffer him, + For as I live he's a pretty fellow; + I love to hear sometimes what men think of us: + And thus deliver'd freely, 'tis no malice: + Proceed good honest man. + + _Pin._ I will, good Madam. + According to mens states and dignities, + Moneys and moveables, you rate their dreams, + And cast the Nativity of their desires, + If he reward well, all he thinks is prosperous: + And if he promise place, his dreams are Oracles; + Your antient practique Art too in these discoveries, + Who loves at such a length, who a span farther, + And who draws home, yield you no little profit, + For these ye milk by circumstance. + + _Qui._ Ye are cunning. + + _Pin._ And as they oil ye, and advance your Spindle, + So you draw out the lines of love, your doors too, + The doors of destiny, that men must pass through; + These are fair places. + + _Pan._ He knows all. + + _Pin._ Your trap-doors, + To pop fools in it, that have no providence, + Your little wickets, to work wise men, like wires, through at, + And draw their states and bodies into Cobwebs, + Your Postern doors, to catch those that are cautelous, + And would not have the worlds eye find their knaveries: + Your doors of danger, some men hate a pleasure, + Unless that may be full of fears; your hope doors, + And those are fine commodities, where fools pay + For every new enco[u]ragement, a new custom; + You have your doors of honor, and of pleasure; + But those are for great Princes, glorious vanities, + That travel to be famous through diseases; + There be the doors of poverty and death too: + But these you do the best you can to damm up, + For then your gain goes out. + + _Qui._ This is a rare Lecture. + + _Pin._ Read to them that understand. + + _Pan._ Beshrew me, + I dare not venture on ye, ye cut too keen, Sir. + + _Enter_ Quisara. + + _Quisan._ We thank you Sir for your good mirth, + You are a good companion. + Here comes the Princess now, attend your business. + + _Quisar._ Is there no remedy, no hopes can help me? + No wit to set me free? whose there hoe? + + _Quisan._ Troubled? her looks are almost wild: + What ails the Princess? + I know nothing she wants. + + _Quisar._ Who's that there with you? + Oh Signior _Pyniero_? you are most welcome: + How does your noble Uncle? + + _Pin._ Sad as you are Madam: + But he commends his service, and this Letter. + + _Quisar._ Go off, attend within--Fair Sir, I thank ye, + Pray be no stranger, for indeed you are welcome; + For your own virtues welcome. + + _Quisan._ We are mistaken, + This is some brave fellow sure. + + _Pan._ I'm sure he's a bold fellow: + But if she hold him so, we must believe it. [_Exit._ + + _Quisar._ Do you know of this, fair Sir? + + _P[i]n._ I ghess it Madam, + And whether it intends: I had not brought it else. + + _Quis._ It is a business of no common reckoning. + + _Pin._ The handsomer for him that goes about it; + Slight actions are rewarded with slight thanks: + Give me a matter of some weight to wade in. + + _Quisar._ And can you love your Uncle so directly, + So seriously, and so full, to undertake this? + Can there be such a faith? + + _Pin._ Dare you say I to it, + And set me on? 'tis no matter for my Uncle, + Or what I owe to him, dare you but wish it. + + _Quisar._ I wou'd fain-- + + _Pyn._ Have it done; say but so Lady. + + _Quisan._ Conceive it so. + + _Pyn._ I will, 'tis that I am bound to: + Your Will that must command me, and your Pleasure, + The fair aspects of those eyes that must direct me: + I am no Uncles Agent, I am mine own, Lady; + I scorn my able youth should plough for others, + Or my ambition serve for pay; I aim, + Although I never hit, as high as any man, + And the reward I reach at, shall be equal, + And what love spurs me on to, this desire, + Makes me forget an honest man, a brave man, + A valiant, and a virtuous man, my countrey-man, _Armusia_, + The delight of all the _Minions_, + This love of you, doting upon your beauty, the admiration of your + excellence; + Make me but servant to the poorest smile, + Or the least grace you have bestow'd on others, + And see how suddenly I'll work your safety, + And set your thoughts at peace; I am no flatterer, + To promise infinitely, and out-dream dangers; + To lye a bed, and swear men into Feavers, + Like some of your trim suiters; when I promise, + The light is not more constant to the world, + Than I am to my word--She turns for millions. + + _Quisar._ I have not seen a braver confirm'd courage. + + _Pyn._ For a Tun of Crowns she turns: she is a woman, + And much I fear, a worse than I expected. + You are the object, Lady, you are the eye + In which all excellence appears, all wonder, + From which all hearts take fire, all hands their valour: + And when he stands disputing, when you bid him, + Or but thinks of his Estate, Father, Mother, + Friends, Wife, and Children, + H'is a fool, and I scorn him, + And 't be but to make clean his sword, a coward; + Men have forgot their fealty to beauty. + Had I the place in your affections, + My most unworthy Uncle is fit to fall from, + Liv'd in those blessed eyes, and read the stories + Of everlasting pleasures figur'd there, + I wou'd find out your commands before you thought 'em, + And bring 'em to you done, e'r you dream't of 'em. + + _Quis._ I admire his boldness. + + _Pyn._ This, or any thing; + Your brothers death, mine Uncles, any mans, + No state that stands secure, if you frown on it. + Look on my youth, I bring no blastings to you, + The first flower of my strength, my faith. + + _Quis._ No more Sir; + I am too willing to believe, rest satisfi'd; + If you dare do for me, I shall be thankful: + You are a handsome Gentleman, a fair one, + My servant if you please; I seal it thus, Sir. + No more, till you deserve more. [_Exit._ + + _Pyn._ I am rewarded: + This woman's cunning, but she's bloody too; + Although she pulls her Tallons in, she's mischievous; + Form'd like the face of Heaven, clear and transparent; + I must pretend still, bear 'em both in hopes, + For fear some bloudy slave thrust in indeed, + Fashion'd and flesh'd, to what they wish: well Uncle, + What will become of this, and what dishonor + Follow this fatal shaft, if shot, let time tell, + I can but only fear, and strive to cross it. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Armusia, Emanuel, _and_ Soza. + + _Em._ Why are you thus sad? what can grieve or vex you + That have the pleasures of the world, the profits, + The honor, and the loves at your disposes? + Why should a man that wants nothing, want his quiet? + + _Ar._ I want what beggars are above me in, content; + I want the grace I have merited, + The favor, the due respect. + + _Soz._ Does not the King allow it? + + _Ar._ Yes, and all honors else, all I can ask, + That he has power to give; but from his Sister, + The scornful cruelty, forgive me beauty, + That I transgress from her that should look on me, + That should a little smile upon my service, + And foster my deserts for her own faiths sake; + That should at least acknowledge me, speak to me. + + _Soz._ And you goe whining up and down for this, Sir? + Lamenting and disputing of your grievances? + Sighing and sobbing like a sullen School-boy, + And cursing good-wife fortune for this favour? + + _Ar._ What would you have me doe? + + _Soz._ Doe what you should do, + What a man would doe in this case, a wise man, + An understanding man that knows a woman; + Knows her and all her tricks, her scorns, and all her trifles: + Goe to her, and take her in your arms, and shake her, + Take her and toss her like a barr. + + _Em._ But be sure you pitch her upon a Feather-bed, + Shake her between a pair of Sheets, Sir, + There shake these sullen fits out of her, spare her not there; + There you may break her Will, and bruise no bone, Sir. + + _Soz._ Goe to her. + + _Em._ That's the way. + + _Soz._ And tell her, and boldly, + And do not mince the matter, nor mock your self, + With being too indulgent to her pride: + Let her hear roundly from ye, what ye are, + And what ye have deserved, and what she must be. + + _Em._ And be not put off like a common fellow, + With the Princess would be private, + Or that she has taken physick, and admits none; + I would talk to her any where. + + _Ar._ It makes me smile. + + _Em._ Now you look handsomly: + Had I a wench to win, I would so flutter her: + They love a man that crushes 'em to verjuce; + A woman held at hard meat, is your Spaniel. + + _Soz._ Pray take our council, Sir. + + _Ar._ I shall do something, + But not your way, it shews too boisterous, + For my affections are as fair and gentle, + As her they serve. + + _Enter King._ + + _Soz._ The King. + + _King._ Why how now friend? + Why do you rob me of the company + I love so dearly, Sir, I have been seeking you; + For when I want you, I want all my pleasure: + Why sad? thus sad still man? I will not have it; + I must not see the face I love thus shadowed. + + _Em._ And't please your Grace, methinks it ill becomes him: + A soldier should be jovial, high and lusty. + + _King._ He shall be so, come, come, I know your reason, + It shall be none to cross you, ye shall have her, + Take my word, ('tis a Kings word) ye shall have her, + She shall be yours or nothing, pray be merry. + + _Arm._ Your Grace has given me cause, I shall be Sir, + And ever your poor servant. + + _King._ Me my self, Sir, + My better self, I shall find time, and suddainly, + To gratifie your loves too, Gentlemen, + And make you know how much I stand bound to you: + Nay, 'tis not worth your thanks, no further complement; + Will you go with me friend? + + _Arm._ I beseech your Grace, + Spare me an hour or two, I shall wait on you, + Some little private business with my self, Sir, + For such a time. + + _King._ I'll hinder no devotion, + For I know you are regular, I'll take you Gentlemen, + Because he shall have nothing to disturb him, + I shall look for your friend. [_Exeunt. manet_ Armusia. + + _Enter_ Panura. + + _Arm._ I dare not fail, Sir: + What shall I do to make her know my misery, + To make her sensible? This is her woman, + I have a toy come to me suddenly, + It may work for the best, she can but scorn me, + And lower than I am, I cannot tumble, + I'll try, what e'er my fate be--Good even fair one. + + _Pan._ 'Tis the brave stranger--A good night to you, Sir. + Now by my Ladies hand, a goodly Gentleman! + How happy shall she be in such a Husband! + Wou'd I were so provided too. + + _Arm._ Good pretty one, + Shall I keep you company for an hour or two? + I want employment for this evening. + I am an honest man. + + _Pan._ I dare believe ye: + Or if ye were not, Sir, that's no great matter, + We take mens promises, wou'd ye stay with me, Sir? + + _Arm._ So it please you, pray let's be better acquainted, + I know you are the Princesses Gentlewoman, + And wait upon her near. + + _Pan._ 'Tis like I do so. + + _Arm._ And may befriend a man, do him fair courtesies, + If he have business your way. + + _Pan._ I understand ye. + + _Arm._ So kind an office, that you may bind a gentleman, + Hereafter to be yours; and your way too, + And ye may bless the hour you did this benefit: + Sweet handsome faces should have courteous minds, + And ready faculties. + + _Pan._ Tell me your business, + Yet if I think it be to her, your self, Sir, + For I know what you are, and what we hold ye, + And in what grace ye stand, without a second, + For that but darkens, you wou'd do it better, + The Princess must be pleas'd with your accesses; + I'm sure I should. + + _Arm._ I want a Courtiers boldness, + And am yet but a stranger, I wou'd fain speak with her: + + _Pan._ 'Tis very late, and upon her hour of sleep, Sir. + + _Ar._ Pray ye wear this, and believe my meaning civil, + My business of that fair respect and carriage: + This for our more acquaintance. [_Jewel._ + + _Pan._ How close he kisses! + And how sensible the passings of his lips are! + I must do it, and I were to be hang'd now, and I will do it: + He may do as much for me, that's all I aim at; + And come what will on't, life or death, I'll do it, + For ten such kisses more, and 'twere high treason. + + _Arm._ I wou'd be private with her. + + _Pan._ So you shall, + 'Tis not worth thanks else, you must dispatch quick. + + _Arm._ Suddenly. + + _Pan._ And I must leave you in my chamber, Sir; + Where you must lock your self that none may see you; + 'Tis close to her, you cannot miss the entrance, + When she comes down to bed. + + _Arm._ I understand ye, and once more thank ye Lady. + + _Pan._ Thank me but thus. + + _Arm._ If I fail thee-- + Come close then. [_Ex._ + + _Enter_ Quisara, _and_ Quisana. + + _Quisar._ 'Tis late good Aunt, to bed, I am ev'n unready, + My woman will not be long away. + + _Quisan._ I wou'd have you a little merrier first, + Let me sit by ye, and read or discourse + Something that ye fancy, or take my instrument. + + _Quisar._ No, no I thank you, + I shall sleep without these, I wrong your age Aunt + To make ye wait thus, pray let me intreat ye, + To morrow I'll see ye, I know y'are sleepy, + And rest will be a welcome guest, you shall not, + Indeed you shall not stay; oh here's my woman, + + _Enter_ Panura. + + Good night, good night, and good rest Aunt attend you. + + _Quisan._ Sleep dwell upon your eyes, and fair dreams court ye. + + _Quisar._ Come, where have you been wench? make me unready; + I slept but ill last night. + + _Pan._ You'll sleep the better + I hope [too] night, Madam. + + _Quisar._ A little rest contents me; + Thou lovest thy bed _Panura_. + + _Pan._ I am not in love Lady, + Nor seldom dream of devils, I sleep soundly. + + _Quisar._ I'll swear thou dost, thy Husband wou'd not take it so well + If thou wert married wench. + + _Pan._ Let him take, Madam, + The way to waken me, I am no Dormouse, + Husbands have larum bels, if they but + Ring once. + + _Quisar._ Thou art a merry wench. + + _Pan._ I shall live the longer. + + _Quisar._ Prethee fetch my Book. + + _Pan._ I am glad of that. + + _Quisar._ I'll read awhile before I sleep. + + _Pan._ I will Madam. + + _Quisar._ And if _Ruy Dias_ meet you, and be importunate, + He may come in. + + _Pan._ I have a better fare for you, + Now least in sight play I. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Armusia, _locks the door_. + + _Quisar._ Why should I love him? + Why should I doat upon a man deserves not, + Nor has no will to work it? who's there wench? + What are you? or whence come you? + + _Arm._ Ye may know me, + I bring not such amazement, noble Lady. + + _Quisar._ Who let you in? + + _Arm._ My restless love that serves ye. + + _Quisar._ This is an impudence I have not heard of, + A rudeness that becomes a thief or ruffian; + Nor shall my brothers love protect this boldness, + You build so strongly on, my rooms are sanctuaries, + And with that reverence, they that seek my favours, + And humble fears, shall render their approaches. + + _Arm._ Mine are no less. + + _Quisar._ I am Mistriss of my self, Sir, + And will be so, I will not be thus visited: + These fears and dangers thrust into my privacy. + Stand further off, I'll cry out else. + + _Arm._ Oh dear Lady! + + _Quisar._ I see dishonor in your eyes. + + _Arm._ There is none: + By all that beauty they are innocent; + Pray ye tremble not, you have no cause. + + _Quisar._ I'll dye first; + Before you have your Will, be torn in pieces; + The little strength I have left me to resist you, + The gods will give me more, before I am forc'd + To that I hate, or suffer-- + + _Arm._ You wrong my duty. + + _Quisar._ So base a violation of my liberty? + I know you are bent unnobly; I'll take to me + The spirit of a man; borrow his boldness, + And force my womans fears into a madness, + And e'er you arrive at what you aim at-- + + _Arm._ Lady, + If there be in you any womans pity; + And if your fears have not proclaim'd me monstrous; + Look on me, and believe me; is this violence? + Is it to fall thus prostrate to your beauty + A ruffians boldness? is humility a rudeness? + The griefs and sorrows that grow here an impudence? + These forcings, and these fears I bring along with me; + These impudent abuses offered ye; + And thus high has your brothers favour blown me: + Alas dear Lady of my life, I came not + With any purpose, rough or desperate, + With any thought that was not smooth and gentle, + As your fair hand, with any doubt or danger + Far be it from my heart to fright your quiet; + A heavy curse light on it, when I intend it. + + _Quisar._ Now I dare hear you. + + _Arm._ If I had been mischievous, + As then I must be mad; or were a monster, + If any such base thought had harbour'd here, + Or violence that became not man, + You have a thousand bulwarks to assure you, + The holy powers bear shields to defend chastity; + Your honor, and your virtues are such armours; + Your clear thoughts such defences; if you mis-doubt still + And yet retain a fear, I am not honest, + Come with impure thoughts to this place; + Take this, and sheath it here; be your own safety; + Be wise, and rid your fears, and let me perish; + How willing shall I sleep to satisfie you. + + _Quisar._ No, I believe now, you speak worthily; + What came you then for? + + _Arm._ To complain me, beauty, + But modestly. + + _Quisar._ Of what? + + _Arm._ Of your fierce cruelty, + For though I dye, I will not blame the doer: + Humbly to tell your grace, ye had forgot me: + A little to have touch'd at, not accused, + For that I dare not do, your scorns, pray pardon me + And be not angry that I use the liberty + To urge that word, a little to have shew'd you + What I have been, and what done to deserve ye, + If any thing that love commands may reach ye: + To have remembred ye, but I am unworthy, + And to that misery falls all my fortunes, + To have told ye, and by my life ye may believe me, + That I am honest, and will only marry + You, or your memory; pray be not angry. + + _Quisar._ I thank you Sir, and let me tell you seriously, + Ye have taken now the right way to befriend ye, + And to beget a fair and clear opinion, + Yet to try your obedience-- + + _Arm._ I stand ready Lady. + Without presuming to ask any thing. + + _Quisar._ Or at this time to hope for further favour; + Or to remember services or smiles; + Dangers you have past through, and rewards due to 'em; + Loves or despairs, but leaving all to me: + Quit this place presently. + + _Arm._ I shall obey ye. + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias. + + _Ru._ Ha? + + _Arm._ Who's this? + What art thou? + + _Ru._ A Gentleman. + + _Arm._ Thou art no more I'm sure: oh 'tis _Ruy Dias_; + How high he looks, and harsh! + + _Ru._ Is there not door enough, + You take such elbow room? + + _Arm._ If I take it, I'll carry it. + + _Ru._ Does this become you Princess? + + _Arm._ The Captain's jealous. + Jealous of that he never durst deserve yet; + Goe freely, goe, I'll give thee leave. + + _Ru._ Your leave, Sir? + + _Arm._ Yes my leave Sir, I'll not be troubled neither, + Nor shall my heart ake, or my head be jealous, + Nor strange suspitious thoughts reign in my memory; + Go on, and do thy worst, I'll smile at thee; + I kiss your fair hand first, then farewel Captain. [_Exit._ + + _Quisar._ What a pure soul inherits here! what innocence! + Sure I was blind when I first lov'd this fellow, + And long to live in that fogg still: how he blusters! + + _Ru._ Am I your property? or those your flatteries, + The banquets that ye bid me to, the trust + I build my goodly hopes on? + + _Quisar._ Be more temperate. + + _Ru._ Are these the shews of your respect and favour? + What did he here, what language had he with ye? + Did ye invite? could ye stay no longer? + Is he so gracious in your eye? + + _Quisar._ You are too forward. + + _Ru._ Why at these private hours? + + _Quisar._ You are too saucy, + Too impudent to task me with those errors. + Do ye know what I am Sir, and my prerogative? + Though you be a thing I have call'd by th' name of friend, + I never taught you to dispose my liberty; + How durst you touch mine honor? blot my meanings? + And name an action, and of mine but noble? + Thou poor unworthy thing, how have I grac'd thee! + How have I nourisht thee, and raised thee hourly! + Are these the gratitudes you bring _Ruy Dias_? + The thanks? the services? I am fairly paid; + Was't not enough I saw thou wert a Coward, + And shaddowed thee? no noble sparkle in thee? + Daily provok'd thee, and still found thee coward? + Rais'd noble causes for thee, strangers started at; + Yet still, still, still a Coward, ever Coward; + And with those taints, dost thou upbraid my virtues? + + _Ruy._ I was too blame + Lady. + + _Quisar._ So blindly bold to touch at my behaviour? + Durst thou but look amiss at my allowance? + If thou hadst been a brave fellow, thou hadst had some licence + Some liberty I might have then allowed thee + For thy good face, some scope to have argued with me; + But being nothing but a sound, a shape, + The meer sign of a Soldier--of a Lover. + The dregs and draffy part, disgrace and jealousie, + I scorn thee; and contemn thee. + + _Ru._ Dearest Lady, + If I have been too free-- + + _Quisar._ Thou hast been too foolish, + And go on still, I'll study to forget thee, + I would I could, and yet I pity thee. [_Exit._ + + _Ru._ I am not worth it, if I were, that's misery, + The next door is but death, I must aim at it. [_Exit._ + + + + + _Actus Quartus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter King and Governor, like a Moor-Priest._ + + _Kin._ So far and truly you have discovered to me + The former currents of my life and fortune, + That I am bound to acknowledge ye most holy, + And certainly to credit your predictions, + Of what are yet to come. + + _Gov._ I am no lyer, + 'Tis strange I should, and live so near a neighbor; + But these are not my ends. + + _Kin._ Pray ye sit good father, + Certain a reverend man, and most religious. + + _Gov._ I, that belief's well now, and let me work then, + I'll make ye curse Religion e'er I leave ye: + I have liv'd a long time Son, a mew'd up man, + Sequester'd by the special hand of Heaven + From the worlds vanities, bid farewel to follies, + And shook hands with all heats of youth and pleasures, + As in a dream these twenty years I have slumber'd, + Many a cold Moon have I, in meditation + And searching out the hidden Wils of heaven, + Lain shaking under; many a burning Sun + Has sear'd my body, and boil'd up my blood, + Feebl'd my knees, and stampt a Meagerness + Upon my figure, all to find out knowledge, + Which I have now attained to, thanks to heaven, + All for my countreys good too: and many a vision, + Many a mistick vision have I seen Son. + And many a sight from heaven which has been terrible, + Wherein the Goods and Evils of these Islands + Were lively shadowed; many a charge I have had too, + Still as the time grew ripe to reveal these, + To travel and discover, now I am come Son, + The hour is now appointed, + My tongue is touch'd, and now I speak. + + _Kin._ Do Holy man, I'll hear ye. + + _Gov._ Beware these _Portugals_; I say beware 'em, + These smooth-fac'd strangers; have an eye upon 'em. + The cause is now the God's, hear, and believe King. + + _King._ I do hear, but before I give rash credit, + Or hang too light on belief, which is a sin, father; + Know I have found 'em gentle, faithful, valiant, + And am in my particular, bound to 'em, + I mean to some for my most strange deliverance. + + _Gov._ Oh Son, the future aims of men, observe me, + Above their present actions, and their glory, + Are to be look'd at, the Stars shew many turnings, + If you could see, mark but with my eyes, pupil; + These men came hither, as my vision tells me, + Poor weather-beaten, almost lost, starv'd, feebled, + Their vessels like themselves, most miserable; + Made a long sute for traffique, and for comfort, + To vent their childrens toys, cure their diseases: + They had their sute, they landed, and to th' rate + Grew rich and powerful, suckt the fat, and freedom + Of this most blessed Isle, taught her to tremble, + Witness the Castle here, the Citadel, + They have clapt upon the neck of your _Tidore_, + This happy Town, till that she knew these strangers, + To check her when she's jolly. + + _King._ They have so indeed Father. + + _Gov._ Take heed, take heed, I find your fair delivery, + Though you be pleas'd to glorifie that fortune, + And think these strangers gods, take heed I say, + I find it but a handsome preparation, + A fair-fac'd Prologue to a further mischief: + Mark but the end good King, the pin he shoots at + That was the man deliver'd ye; the mirror, + Your Sister is his due; what's she, your heir, Sir? + And what's he a kin then to the kingdom? + But heirs are not ambitious, who then suffers? + What reverence shall the gods have? and what justice + The miserable people? what shall they do? + + _King._ He points at truth directly. + + _Gov._ Think of these Son: + The person, nor the manner I mislike not + Of your preserver, nor the whole man together, + Were he but season'd in the Faith we are, + In our Devotions learn'd. + + _King._ You say right Father. + + _Gov._ To change our Worships now, and our Religion? + To be traytor to our God? + + _King._ You have well advised me, + And I will seriously consider Father, + In the mean time you shall have your fair access + Unto my Sister, advise her to your purpose, + And let me still know how the gods determine. + + _Gov._ I will, but my main end is to advise + The destruction of you all, a general ruine, + And when I am reveng'd, let the gods whistle. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias, _and_ Pyniero. + + _Ruy._ Indeed, I am right glad ye were not greedy, + And sudden in performing what I will'd you, + Upon the person of _Armusia_, + I was afraid, for I well knew your valour, + And love to me. + + _Py._ 'Twas not a fair thing, Uncle, + It shew'd not handsome, carried no man in it. + + _Ruy._ I must confess 'twas ill; and I abhor it, + Only this good has risen from this evil; + I have tried your honesty, and find proof, + A constancy that will not be corrupted, + And I much honor it. + + _Py._ This Bell sounds better. + + _Ruy._ My anger now, and that disgrace I have suffer'd, + Shall be more manly vented, and wip'd off, + And my sick honor cur'd the right and straight way; + My Sword's in my hand now Nephew, my cause upon it, + And man to man, one valour to another, + My hope to his. + + _Py._ Why? this is like _Ruy Dias_? + This carries something of some substance in it; + Some mettle and some man, this sounds a Gentleman; + And now methinks ye utter what becomes ye; + To kill men scurvily, 'tis such a dog-trick, + Such a Rat-catchers occupation-- + + _Ru._ It is no better, + But _Pyniero_, now-- + + _Py._ Now you do bravely. + + _Ru._ The difference of our States flung by, forgotten, + The full opinion I have won in service, + And such respects that may not shew us equal, + Laid handsomly aside, only our fortunes, + And single manhoods-- + + _Py._ In a service, Sir, + Of this most noble nature, all I am, + If I had ten lives more, those and my fortunes + Are ready for ye, I had thought ye had forsworn fighting, + Or banish'd those brave thoughts were wont to wait upon you; + I am glad to see 'em call'd home agen. + + _Ruy._ They are Nephew, + And thou shalt see what fire they carry in them, + Here, you guess what this means. [_Shews a challenge._ + + _Py._ Yes very well, Sir, + A portion of Scripture that puzles many an interpreter. + + _Ruy._ As soon as you can find him-- + + _Py._ That will not be long Uncle, + And o' my conscience he'll be ready as quickly. + + _Ruy._ I make no doubt good Nephew, carry it so + If you can possible, that we may fight. + + _Py._ Nay you shall fight, assure your self. + + _Ru._ Pray ye hear me + In some such place where it may be possible + The Princess may behold us. + + _Py._ I conceive ye, + Upon the sand behind the Castle, Sir, + A place remote enough, and there be windows + Out of her Lodgings too, or I am mistaken. + + _Ruy._ Y'are i'th' right, if ye can work that handsomly-- + + _Py._ Let me alone, and pray be you prepar'd + Some three hours hence. + + _Ruy._ I will not fail. + + _Py._ Get you home, + And if you have any things to dispose of, + Or a few light prayers + That may befriend you, run 'em over quickly, + I warrant I'll bring him on. + + _Ruy._ Farewel Nephew, + And when we meet again-- + + _Py._ I, I, fight handsomly; + Take a good draught or two of Wine to settle ye, + Tis an excellent armour for an ill conscience, Uncle; + I am glad to see this mans conversion, + I was afraid fair honor had been bed-rid, + Or beaten out o' th' Island, soldiers, and good ones, + Intended such base courses? he will fight now; + And I believe too bravely; I have seen him + Curry a fellows carkasse handsomely: + And in the head of a troop, stand as if he had been rooted there, + Dealing large doles of death; what a rascal was I + I did not see his Will drawn! + What does she here? + + _Enter_ Quisara. + + If there be any mischief towards, a woman makes one still; + Now what new business is for me? + + _Quisar._ I was sending for ye, + But since we have met so fair, + You have say'd that labour; I must intreat you, Sir-- + + _Py._ Any thing Madam, + Your Wils are my Commands. + + _Quisar._ Y'are nobly courteous; + Upon my better thoughts Signior _Pyniero_, + And my more peaceable considerations, + Which now I find the richer ornaments; + I wou'd desire you to attempt no farther + Against the person of the noble stranger, + In truth I am asham'd of my share in't; + Nor be incited farther by your Uncle, + I see it will sit ill upon your person; + I have considered, and it will shew ugly, + Carried at best, a most unheard of cruelty; + Good Sir desist-- + + _Py._ You speak now like a woman, + And wondrous well this tenderness becomes ye; + But this you must remember--your command + Was laid on with a kiss, and seriously + It must be taken off the same way, Madam, + Or I stand bound still. + + _Quisar._ That shall not endanger ye, + Look ye fair Sir, thus I take off that duty. + + _Py._ By th' mass 'twas soft and sweet, + Some bloods would bound now, + And run a tilt; do not you think bright beauty; + You have done me in this kiss, a mighty favour, + And that [I stand] bound by virtue of this honor, + To do what ever you command me? + + _Quisar._ I think Sir, + From me these are unusual courtesies, + And ought to be respected so; there are some, + And men of no mean rank, would hold themselves + Not poorly blest to taste of such a bounty. + + _Py._ I know there are, that wou'd do many unjust things + For such a kiss, and yet I hold this modest; + All villanies, body and soul dispense with, + For such a provocation, kill their kindred, + Demolish the fair credits of their Parents; + Those kisses I am not acquainted with, most certain Madam, + The appurtenance of this kiss wou'd not provoke me + To do a mischief, 'tis the devils own dance, + To be kiss'd into cruelty. + + _Quisar._ I am glad you make that use Sir. + + _Py._ I am gladder + That you made me believe you were cruel, + For by this hand, I know I am so honest, + However I deceiv'd ye, 'twas high time too, + Some common slave might have been set upon it else; + That willingly I wou'd not kill a dog + That could but fetch and carry for a woman, + She must be a good woman made me kick him, + And that will be hard to find, to kill a man, + If you will give me leave to get another, + Or any she that plaid the best game at it, + And 'fore a womans anger, prefer her fancy. + + _Quisar._ I take it in you well. + + _Py._ I thank ye Lady, + And I shall study to confirm it. + + _Quisar._ Do Sir, + For this time, and this present cause, I allow it, + Most holy Sir. + + _Enter Governor_, Quisana, _and_ Panura. + + _Gov._ Bless ye my Royal Daughter, + And in you, bless this Island Heaven. + + _Quisar._ Good Aunt, + What think ye of this man? + + _Quisan._ Sure h' is a wise man, + And a Religious, he tells us things have hapened + So many years ago, almost forgotten, + As readily as if they were done this hour. + + _Quisar._ Does he not meet with your sharp tongue? + + _Pan._ He tells me Madam, + Marriage, and mouldy Cheese will make me tamer. + + _Gov._ A stubborn keeper, and worse fare, + An open stable, and cold care, + Will tame a Jade, may be your share. + + _Pan._ Bir Lady, a sharp prophet, when this proves good, + I'll bequeath you a skin to make ye a Hood. + + _Gov._ Lady, I would talk with you. + + _Quisar._ Do reverend Sir. + + _Gov._ And for your good, for that that must concern ye, + And give ear wisely to me. + + _Quisar._ I shall father. + + _Gov._ You are a Princess of that excellence, + Sweetness, and grace, that Angel-like fair feature, + Nay, do not blush, I do not flatter you, + Nor do I dote in telling this, I am amazed Lady, + And as I think the gods bestow'd these on ye, + The gods that love ye. + + _Quisar._ I confess their bounty. + + _Gov._ Apply it then to their use, to their honor, + To them, and to their service give this sweetness; + They have an instant great use of your goodness; + You are a Saint esteem'd here for your beauty, + And many a longing heart-- + + _Quisar._ I seek no fealty, + Nor will I blemish that, heaven has seal'd on me, + I know my worth, indeed the _Portugals_ + I have at those commands, and their last services, + Nay, even their lives, so much I think my handsomness, + That what I shall enjoyn-- + + _Gov._ Use it discreetly. + For I perceive ye understand me rightly, + For here the gods regard your help, and suddainly; + The _Portugals_, like sharp thorns (mark me Lady) + Stick in our sides, like Razors, wound Religion, + Draw deep, they wound, till the Life-bloud follows, + Our gods they spurn at, and their worships scorn, + A mighty hand they bear upon our government, + These are the men your miracle must work on, + Your heavenly form, either to root them out, + Which as you may endeavour will be easie, + Remember whose great cause you have to execute, + To nip their memory, that may not spring more, + Or fairly bring 'em home to our devotions, + Which will be blessed, and for which you sainted, + But cannot be, and they go; let me buzle. + + _Quisar._ Go up with me, + Where we'll converse more privately; + I'll shew ye shortly how I hold their temper; + And in what chain thir souls. + + _Gov._ Keep fast that hold still, + And either bring that chain, and those bound in it, + And link it to our gods, and their fair worships. + Or Daughter, pinch their hearts apieces with it, + I'll wait upon your grace. + + _Quisar._ Come reverend father. + Wait you below. [_Ex._ Quisar. _and Gov._ + + _Pan._ If this Prophet were a young thing, + I should suspect him now, he cleaves so close to her; + These holy Coats are long, and hide iniquities. + + _Quisan._ Away, away fool, a poor wretch. + + _Pan._ These poor ones + Warm but their stomachs once-- + + _Quisan._ Come in, thou art foolish. [_Ex._ Quisania _and_ Panura. + + _Enter_ Armusia, Emanuel, _and_ Pyniero. + + _Arm._ I am sorry, Sir, my fortune is so stubborn, + To court my sword against my Countreyman; + I love my Nation well, and where I find + A _Portugal_ of noble Name and Virtue, + I am his humble servant, Signior _Pyniero_, + Your person, nor your Uncles am I angry with, + You are both fair Gentlemen in my opinion, + And I protest, I had rather use my sword + In your defences, than against your safeties; + 'Tis methinks a strange dearth of enemies, + When we seek foes among our selves. + + _Em._ You are injured, + And you must make the best on't now, and readiest-- + + _Arm._ You see I am ready in the place, and arm'd + To his desire that call'd me. + + _Py._ Ye speak honestly, + And I could wish ye had met on terms more friendly, + But it cannot now be so. + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias. + + _Em._ Turn Sir, and see. + + _Py._ I have kept my word with ye Uncle, + The Gentleman is ready. + + _Enter Governor, and_ Quisara _above_. + + _Arm._ Ye are welcome. + + _Ru._ Bid those fools welcome, that affect your courtesie, + I come not to use compliment, ye have wrong'd me, + And ye shall feel, proud man, e'r I part from ye, + The effects of that, if fortune do not fool me; + Thy life is mine, and no hope shall redeem thee. + + _Arm._ That's a proud word, + More than your faith can justifie. + + _Quisar._ Sure they will fight. + + _Ruy._ She's there, I am happy. + + _Gov._ Let 'em alone, let 'em kill one another, + These are the main posts, if they fall, the buildings + Will tumble quickly. + + _Quisar._ How temperate _Armusia_! + No more, be quiet yet. + + _Arm._ I am not bloody, + Nor do not feel such mortal malice in me, + But since we cannot both enjoy the Princess, + I am resolv'd to fight. + + _Ruy._ Fight home _Armusia_, + For if thou faint'st, or fall'st-- + + _Arm._ Do ye make all vantages? + + _Ruy._ Always; unto thy life I will not spare thee, + Nor look not for thy mercy. + + _Arm._ I am arm'd then. + + _Ruy._ Stand still I charge ye Nephew, as ye honor me. + + _Arm._ And good _Emanuel_ stir not-- + + _Py._ Ye speak fitly, + For we had not stood idle else. + + _Gov._ I am sorry for't. + + _Em._ But since you will have it so-- + + _Ruy._ Come Sir. + + _Arm._ I wait ye. + + _Py._ I marry, this looks handsomely, + This is warm work. + + _Gov._ Both fall and't be thy Will. [Ruy _falls_. + + _Py._ My Uncle dead? + + _Em._ Stand still, or my swords in-- + + _Arm._ Now brave _Ruy Dias_, + Now where's your confidence, your prayers? quickly + Your own spite has condemn'd ye. + + _Quisar._ Hold _Armusia_. + + _Ar._ Most happy Lady. + + _Quisar._ Hold, and let him rise, + Spare him for me. + + _Ar._ A long life may he enjoy, Lady. + + _Gov._ What ha you done? 'tis better they had all perisht. + + _Quisar._ Peace father, I work for the best; _Armusia_, + Be in the Garden an hour hence. [_Ex._ Qu. _and Gov._ + + _Ar._ I shall Madam. + + _Py._ Now as I live, a Gentleman at all inches, + So brave a mingled temper saw I never. + + _Ar._ Why are ye sad Sir? how would this have griev'd you, + If ye had fall'n under a profest enemy? + Under one had taken vantage of your shame too? + Pray ye be at peace, I am so far from wronging ye, + Or glorying in the pride of such a victory, + That I desire to serve ye, pray look chearfully. + + _Py._ Do you hear this Sir? this love Sir? do you see this Gentleman + How he courts ye? why do you hold your head down? + 'Tis no high Treason, I take it, to be equall'd; + To have a slip i' th field, no sin, that's mortal; + Come, come, thank fortune and your friend. + + _Ar._ It may be + You think my tongue may prove your enemy; + And though restrain'd sometimes, out of a bravery, + May take a License to disable ye: + Believe me Sir, so much I hate that liberty, + That in a strangers tongue, 'twill prove an injury, + And I shall right you in't. + + _Py._ Can you have more, Uncle? + + _Ru._ Sir, you have beat me both ways, yet so nobly, + That I shall ever love the hand that did it: + Fortune may make me worthy of some title + That may be near your friend, + + _Ar._ Sir, I must leave ye, + But with so hearty love; and pray be confident, + I carry nothing from this place shall wrong ye. [_Exit_ Arm. _and_ Em. + + _Py._ Come, come, you are right agen, Sir, love your honor, + And love your friend, take heed of bloody purposes, + And unjust ends, good heaven is angry with ye; + Make your fair virtues, and your fame your Mistriss, + And let these trinkets go. + + _Ru._ You teach well Nephew, + Now to be honourabl[e] even with this Gentleman, + Shall be my business, and my ends his. + + _Enter Governor and King._ + + _Gov._ Sir, Sir, you must do something suddainly, + To stop his pride so great and high, he is shot up, + Upon his person too, your state is sunk else: + You must not stand now upon terms of gratitude, + And let a simple tenderness besot ye: + I'll bring ye suddenly where you shall see him, + Attempting your brave Sister, privately, + Mark but his high behaviour then. + + _King._ I will Father. + + _Gov._ And with scorn, I fear contempt too. + + _King._ I hope not. + + _Gov._ I will not name a lust; + It may be that also; + A little force must be applyed upon him, + Now, now applyed, a little force to humble him. + These sweet intreaties do but make him wanton. + + _King._ Take heed ye wrong him not. + + _Gov._ Take heed to your safety, + I but forewarn ye King; if you mistrust me, + Or think I come un-sent-- + + _King._ No, I'll go with you. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Armusia, Quisara. + + _Arm._ Madam, you see there's nothing I can reach at, + Either in my obedience, or my service, + That may deserve your love, or win a liking, + But a poor thought, but I pursue it seriously, + Take pleasure in your Will, even in your anger, + Which other men would grudge at, and grow stormy; + I study new humility to please ye, + And take a kind of joy in my afflictions, + Because they come from ye, I love my sorrows: + Pray Madam but consider-- + + _Quisar._ Yes, I do Sir, + And to that honest end I drew thee hither; + I know ye have deserv'd as much as man can, + And know it is a justice to requite you: + I know ye love. + + _Arm._ If ever love was mortal, + And dwelt in man, and for that love command me, + So strong I find it, and so true, here Lady, + Something of such a greatness to allow me, + Those things I have done already, may seem foyls too: + 'Tis equity that man aspires to heaven, + Should win it by his worth, and not sleep to it. + + _Enter Governor, and King._ + + _Gov._ Now stand close King and hear, and as you find him, + Believe me right, or let Religion suffer. + + _Quisar._ I dare believe your worth without additions; + But since you are so liberal of your love Sir, + And wou'd be farther tried, I do intend it, + Because you shall not, or you wou'd not win me + At such an easie rate. + + _Arm._ I am prepared still, + And if I shrink-- + + _Quisar._ I know ye are no coward, + This is the utmost trial of your constancy, + And if you stand fast now, I am yours, your wife Sir; + You hold there's nothing dear that may atchieve me, + Doubted or dangerous. + + _Arm._ There's nothing, nothing: + Let me but know, that I may straight flie to it. + + _Quisar._ I'll tell you then, change your Religion. + And be of one belief with me. + + _Arm._ How? + + _Quisar._ Mark, + Worship our Gods, renounce that faith ye are bred in; + 'Tis easily done, I'll teach ye suddenly; + And humbly on your knees-- + + _Arm._ Ha? I'll be hang'd first. + + _Quisar._ Offer as we do. + + _Arm._ To the devil Lady? + Offer to him I hate? I know the devil. + To dogs and cats? you make offer to them; + To every bird that flies, and every worm. + How terribly I shake! Is this the venture? + The trial that you talk'd of? where have I been? + And how forgot my self? how lost my memory? + When did I pray, or look up stedfastly? + Had any goodness in my heart to guide me? + That I should give this vantage to mine enemy; + The enemy to my peace, forsake my faith? + + _Quisar._ Come, come, I know ye love me. + + _Arm._ Love ye this way? + This most destroying way? sure you but jest, Lady. + + _Quisar._ My Love and Life are one way. + + _Arm._ Love alone then, and mine another way, + I'll love diseases first, + Doat on a villain that would cut my throat, + Wooe all afflictions of all sorts, kiss cruelty. + Have mercy heaven, how have I been wand'ring! + Wand'ring the way of Lust, and left my Maker! + How have I slept like Cork upon a water, + And had no feeling of the storm that tost me! + Trode the blind paths of death! forsook assurance, + Eternity of blessedness for a woman! + For a young handsome face, hazard my Being! + + _Quisar._ Are not our powers eternal, so their comforts? + As great and full of hopes as yours? + + _Arm._ They are puppets. + + _Gov._ Now mark him Sir, and but observe him nearly. + + _Ar._ Their comforts like themselves, cold, sensless outsides; + You make 'em sick, as we are, peevish, mad, + Subject to age; and how can they cure us, + That are not able to refine themselves? + + _Quis._ The Sun and Moon we worship, those are heavenly, + And their bright influences we believe. + + _Arm._ Away fool, + I adore the Maker of that Sun and Moon, + That gives those bodies light and influence; + That pointed out their paths, and taught their motions; + They are not so great as we, they are our servants, + Plac'd there to teach us time, to give us knowledge + Of when and how the swellings of the main are, + And their returns agen; they are but our Stewards + To make the earth fat, with their influence, + That she may bring forth her increase, and feed us. + Shall I fall from this faith to please a woman? + For her embraces bring my soul to ruin? + I look'd you should have said, make me a _Christian_, + Work that great cure, for 'tis a great one woman; + That labor truly to perform, that venture, + The crown of all great trial, and the fairest: + I look'd ye should have wept and kneel'd to beg it, + Washt off your mist of ignorance, with waters + Pure and repentant, from those eyes; I look'd + You should have brought me your chief god ye worship, + He that you offer humane bloud and life to, + And make a sacrifice of him to memory, + Beat down his Altars, ruin'd his false Temples. + + _Gov._ Now you may see. + + _Quisar._ Take heed, you goe too far, Sir, + And yet I love to hear him, I must have ye, + And to that end I let you storm a little; + I know there must be some strife in your bosom + To cool and quiet ye, e'r you can come back: + I know old friends cannot part suddainly, + There will be some left still, yet I must have ye, + Have ye of my faith too, and so enjoy ye. + + _Arm._ Now I contemn ye, and I hate my self + For looking on that face lasciviously, + And it looks ugly now me thinks. + + _Quisar._ How _Portugal_? + + _Arm._ It looks like death it self, to which 'twou'd lead me; + Your eyes resemble pale dispair, they fright me, + And in their rounds, a thousand horrid ruins, + Methinks I see; and in your tongue hear fearfully + The hideous murmurs of weak souls have suffer'd; + Get from me, I despise ye; and know woman, + That for all this trap you have laid to catch my life in, + To catch my immortal life, I hate and curse ye, + Contemn your Deities, spurn at their powers, + And where I meet your _Mahumet_ gods, I'll swing 'em + Thus o'r my head, and kick 'em into puddles, + Nay, I will out of vengeance search your Temples. + And with those hearts that serve my God, demolish + Your shambles of wild worships. + + _Gov._ Now, now you hear Sir. + + _Arm._ I will have my faith, since you are so crafty, + The glorious cross, although I love your brother; + Let him frown too, I will have my devotion, + And let your whole State storm. + + _King._ Enter and take him; + I am sorry friend that I am forc'd to do this. + + _Gov._ Be sure you bind him fast. + + _Quisar._ But use him nobly. + + _King._ Had it to me been done, I had forgiven it, + And still preserv'd you fair, but to our gods Sir-- + + _Quisar._ Methinks I hate 'em now. + + _King._ To our Religion, + To these to be thus stubborn, thus rebellious + To threaten them. + + _Arm._ Use all your violence, + I ask no mercy, nor repent my words: + I spit at your best powers; I serve one, + Will give me strength to scourge your gods. + + _Gov._ Away with him. + + _Arm._ To grind 'em into base dust, and disperse 'em, + That never more their bloudy memories-- + + _Gov._ Clap him close up. + + _King._ Good friend be cooler. + + _Arm._ Never; + Your painted Sister I despise too. + + _King._ Softly. + + _Arm._ And all her devilish Arts laugh and scorn at, + Mock her blind purposes. + + _King._ You must be temperate; + Offer him no violence, I command you strictly. + + _Gov._ Now thou art up, I shall have time to speak too. + + _Quisar._ Oh how I love this man, how truly honor him. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Quintus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Christophero, _and_ Pedro (_at one door_) Emanuel, _and_ + Soza, (_at another_). + + _Chr._ Do you know the news Gentlemen? + + _Em._ Wou'd we knew as well, Sir, + How to prevent it. + + _Soz._ Is this the love they bear us, + For our late benefit? taken so maliciously, + And clapt up close? is that the thanks they render? + + _Ch._ It must not be put up thus, smother'd slightly, + 'Tis such a base unnatural wrong. + + _Ped._ I know, + They may think to doe wonders, aim at all, + And to blow us with a vengeance, out o'th' Islands: + But if we be our selves, honest and resolute, + And continue but Masters of our antient courages, + Stick close, and give no vantage to their villanies-- + + _Soz._ Nay, if we faint or fall apieces now, + We are fools, and worthy to be markt for misery; + Begin to strike at him, they are all bound too? + To cancel his deserts? what must we look for + If they can carry this? + + _Em._ I'll carry coals then; + I have but one life, and one fortune, Gentlemen, + But I'll so husband it to vex these rascals, + These barbarous slaves. + + _Ch._ Shall we go charge 'em presently? + + _Soz._ No, that will be too weak, and too fool-hardy, + We must have grounds, that promise safety, friends, + And sure offence, we lose our angers else, + And worse than that, venture our lives too lightly. + + _Enter_ Pyniero. + + _Py._ Did you see mine Uncle? plague o' these _Barbarians_, + How the rogues stick in my teeth, I know ye are angry, + So I am too, monstrous angry, Gentlemen, + I am angry, that I choak agen. + You hear _Armusia's_ up, honest _Arm_: + Clapt up in prison, friends, the brave _Arm_: + Here are fine boys. + + _Em._ We hope he shall not stay there. + + _Py._ Stay, no, he must not stay, no talk of staying, + These are no times to stay; are not these rascals? + Speak, I beseech ye speak, are they not Rogues? + Think some abominable names--are they not devils? + But the devil's a great deal too good for 'em--fusty villains. + + _Ch._ They are a kind of hounds. + + _Py._ Hounds were their fathers; + Old blear-ey'd bob-tail'd hounds--Lord, where's my Uncle? + + _Soz._ But what shall be done, Sir? + + _Py._ Done? + + _Soz._ Yes, to relieve him; + If it be not sudden they may take his life too. + + _Py._ They dare as soon take fire and swallow it, + Take stakes and thrust into their tails for glisters: + His life, why 'tis a thing worth all the Islands, + And they know will be rated at that value; + His very imprisonment will make the Town stink, + And shake and stink, I have physick in my hand for 'em + Shall give the goblins such a purge-- + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias. + + _Ped._ Your Uncle. + + _Ru._ I hear strange news, and have been seeking ye; + They say _Armusia_'s prisoner. + + _Py._ 'Tis most certain. + + _Ru._ Upon what cause? + + _Py._ He has deserv'd too much, Sir; + The old heathen policie has light upon him. + And paid him home. + + _Ru._ A most unnoble dealing. + + _Py._ You are the next, if you can carry it tamely, + He has deserved of all. + + _Ru._ I must confess it, + Of me so nobly too. + + _Py._ I am glad to hear it, + You have a time now to make good your confession, + Your faith will shew but cold else, and for fashion, + Now to redeem all, now to thank his courtesie, + Now to make those believe that held you backward, + And an ill instrument, you are a Gentleman, + An honest man, and you dare love your Natio[n], + Dare stick to virtue, though she be opprest, + And for her own fair sake, step to her rescue: + If you live ages, Sir, and lose this hour, + Not now redeem, and vindicate your honor + Your life will be a murmure, and no man in't. + + _Ru._ I thank ye nephew, come along with me Gentlemen, + We'll make 'em dancing sport immediately: + We are Masters of the Fort yet, we shall see + What that can do. + + _Py._ Let it but spit fire finely, + And play their turrets, and their painted Palaces, + A frisking round or two, that they may trip it; + And caper in the air. + + _Ru._ Come, we'll do something + Shall make 'em look about, we'll send 'em plums, + If they be not too hard for their teeth. + + _Py._ And fine Potatoes + Rosted in Gunpowder, such a Banquet, Sir + Will prepare their unmannerly stomachs. + + _Ru._ They shall see + There is no safe retreat in villany; + Come, be high-hearted all. + + _Omnes._ We are all on fire, Sir. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter King and Governor._ + + _King._ I am ungrateful, and a wretch, perswade me not, + Forgetful of the mercy he shew'd me, + The timely noble pity--why should I + See him fast bound and fetter'd, whose true courtesie, + Whose manhood, and whose mighty hand set me free? + Why should it come from me? why I command this? + Shall not all tongues and truths call me unthankful? + + _Gov._ Had the offence been thrown on you, 'tis certain + It had been in your power, and your discretion + To have turn'd it into mercy, and forgiven it, + And then it had shew'd a virtuous point of gratitude, + Timely, and nobly taken; but since the cause + Concerns the honor of our gods, and their Title, + And so transcends your power, and your compassion, + A little your own safety, if you saw it too, + If your too fond indulgence did not dazle you, + It cannot now admit a private pitty; + 'Tis in their Wills, their Mercies, or Revenges, + And these revolts in you, shew mere rebellions. + + _King._ They are mild and pittiful. + + _Gov._ To those repent. + + _King._ Their nature's soft and tender. + + _Gov._ To true hearts. + That feel compunction for their trespasses: + This man defies 'em still, threatens destruction + And demolition of their Arms and Worship, + Spits at their powers; take heed ye be not found, Sir, + And mark'd a favourer of their dishonor; + They use no common justice. + + _King._ What shall I do + To deserve of this man-- + + _Gov._ If ye more bemoan him, + Or mitigate your power to preserve him, + I'll curse ye from the gods, call up their vengeance. + + _Enter_ Quisara _with her hands bound_, Quisana, Panura. + + And fling it on your Land and you, I have charge [for't;] + I hope to wrack you all. + + _King._ What ails my Sister? + Why, is she bound? why looks she so distractedly? + Who does do this? + + _Quisan._ We did it, pardon Sir, + And for her preservation--She is grown wild, + And raving on the strangers love and honor, + Sometimes crying out help, help, they will torture him, + They will take his life, they will murder him presently, + If we had not prevented violently + Have laid hands on her own life. + + _Gov._ These are tokens, + The gods displeasure is gone out, be quick, + And e'r it fall, doe something to appease 'em. + You know the sacrifice--I am glad it works thus. + + _Quisa._ How low and base thou lookst now, that wert noble! + No figure of a King, methinks shews on you. + No face of Majesty, foul, swarth ingratitude + Has taken off thy sweetness, base forgetfulness + Of mighty benefits, has turned thee Devil: + Thou hast persecuted goodness, innocence; + And laid a hard and violent hand on virtue, + On that fair virtue that should teach and guide us; + Thou hast wrong'd thine own preserver, whose least merit, + Pois'd with thy main Estate, thou canst not satisfie, + Nay, put thy life in too, 'twill be too light still: + What hast thou done? + + _Gov._ Goe for him presently, + And once more we'll try if we can win him fairly: + If not, let nothing she says hinder ye, or stir ye; + She speaks distractedly--Do that the gods command ye, + Do you know what ye say Lady? + + _Quisar._ I could curse thee too, + Religion and severity has steel'd thee, + Has turn'd thy heart to stone; thou hast made the gods hard too, + Against their sweet and patient natures, cruel: + None of ye feel what bravery ye tread on? + What innocence? what beauty? + + _King._ Pray be patient. + + _Quisar._ What honourable things ye cast behind [ye]? + What monuments of man? + + _Enter_ Armusia _and Guard_. + + _King._ Once more _Armusia_, + Because I love ye tenderly and dearly, + And would be glad to win ye mine, I wish ye, + Even from my heart I wish and wooe ye-- + + _Ar._ What Sir, + Take heed how ye perswade me falsly, then ye hate me: + Take heed how ye intrap me. + + _King._ I advise ye, + And tenderly and truly I advise ye, + Both for your souls health, and your safety. + + _Ar._ Stay, + And name my soul no more, she is too precious, + Too glorious for you[r] flatteries, too secure too. + + _Gov._ Consider the reward, Sir, and the honor + That is prepared, the glory you shall grow to. + + _Arm._ They are not to be consider'd in these cases, + Not to be nam'd when souls are question'd; + They are vain and flying vapors--touch my life, + 'Tis ready for ye, put it to what test + It shall please ye, I am patient; but for the rest + You may remove Rocks with your little fingers, + Or blow a Mountain out o' th' way, with bellows, + As soon as stir my faith; use no more arguments. + + _Gov._ We must use tortures then. + + _Arm._ Your worst and painfull'st + I am joyful to accept. + + _Gov._ You must the sharpest, + For such has been your hate against our Deities + Delivered openly, your threats and scornings, + And either your repentance must be mighty, + Which is your free conversion to our customs, + Or equal punishment which is your life, Sir. + + _Arm._ I am glad I have it for ye, take it Priest, + And all the miseries that shall attend it: + Let the gods glut themselves with Christian bloud, + It will be ask'd again, and so far followed, + So far reveng'd, and with such holy justice, + Your gods of gold shall melt and sink before it; + Your Altars and your Temples shake to nothing; + And you false worshipers, blind fools of ceremony, + Shall seek for holes to hide your heads, and fears in, + For seas to swallow you from this destruction, + Darkness to dwell about ye, and conceal ye; + Your mothers womb agen-- + + _Gov._ Make the fires ready, + And bring the several tortures out. + + _Quisar._ Stand fast, Sir, + And fear 'em not, you that have stept so nobly + Into this pious Trial, start not now, + Keep on your way, a Virgin will assist ye, + A Virgin won by your fair constancy, + And glorying that she is won so, will dye by ye: + I have touch'd ye every way, tried ye most honest, + Perfect, and good, chaste, blushing chaste, and temperate, + Valiant, without vain-glory, modest, stayed, + No rage, or light affection ruling in you: + Indeed, the perfect school of worth I find ye, + The temple of true honor. + + _Arm._ Whether will she? + What do you infer by this fair argument, Lady? + + _Quisar._ Your Faith, and your Religion must be like ye, + They that can shew you these, must be pure mirrors, + When the streams flow clear and fair, what are the fountains? + I do embrace your faith, Sir, and your fortune; + Go on, I will assist ye, I feel a sparkle here, + A lively spark that kindles my affection, + And tells me it will rise to flames of glory: + Let 'em put on their angers, suffer nobly, + Shew me the way, and when I faint, instruct me; + And if I follow not-- + + _Arm._ Oh blessed Lady, + Since thou art won, let me begin my triumph, + Come clap your terrors on. + + _Quisar._ All your fell tortures. + For there is nothing he shall suffer, brother, + I swear by a new faith, which is most sacred, + And I will keep it so, but I will follow in, + And follow to a scruple of affliction, + In spight of all your gods without prevention. + + _Gov._ Death! she amazes me. + + _King._ What shall be done now? + + _Gov._ They must dye both, + And suddenly, they will corrupt all else; + This woman makes me weary of my mischief, + She shakes me, and she staggers me, go in Sir, + I'll see the execution. + + _Kin._ Not so suddain: + If they go, all my Friends and Sisters perish. + + _Gov._ Wou'd I were safe at home agen. + + _Enter Messenger._ + + _Mes._ Arm, arm, Sir, + Seek for defence, the Castle plays and thunders, + The Town Rocks, and the houses fly i' th' air, + The people dye for fear--Captain _Ruy Dias_, + Has made an oath he will not leave a stone here; + No, not the memory, here has stood a City, + Unless _Armusia_ be deliver'd fairly. + + _King._ I have my fears: what can our gods do now for us? + + _Gov._ Be patient, but keep him still: he is a cure, Sir, + Against both Rage and Cannon: goe and fortifie, + Call in the Princess, make the Palace sure, + And let 'em know you are a King: look nobly; + And take you[r] courage to ye; keep close the prisoner, + And under command, we are betraid else. + + _Ar._ How joyfully I goe! + + _Quisar._ Take my heart with thee. + + _Gov._ I hold a Wolf by the ear now: + Fortune free me. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter four Towns-men._ + + _1._ Heaven bless us, + What a thund'ring's here! what fire-spitting! + We cannot drink, but our Cans are mauld amongst us. + + _2._ I wou'd they would mall our scores too: + Shame o' their Guns, I thought they had been bird-pots, + Or great Candle-cases, how devilishly they bounce, + And how the Bullets borrow a piece of a house here, + There another, and mend those up agen + With another Parish; here flies a poudring-tub, + The meat ready rosted, and there a barrel pissing vinegar, + And they two over-taking the top of a high Steeple, + Newly slic'd off for a Sallet. + + _3._ A vengeance fire 'em. + + _2._ Nay, they fire fast enough; + You need not help 'em. + + _4._ Are these the _Portugal_ Bulls-- + How loud they bellow! + + _2._ Their horns are plaguy strong, they push down Palaces + They toss our little habitations like whelps, + Like grindle-tails, with their heels upward; + All the windows i'th Town dance a new Trenchmore, + 'Tis like to prove a blessed age for Glasiers, + I met a hand, and a Letter in't, in great haste, + And by and by, a single leg running after it, + As if the arm had forgot part of his errand, + Heads flie like Foot-balls every where. + + _1._ What shall we do? + + _2._ I care not, my shop's cancell'd, + And all the Pots, and earthen Pans in't vanish't: + There was a single Bullet, and they together by the ears; + You would have thought _Tom Tumbler_ had been there, + And all his troop of devils. + + _3._ Let's to the King, + And get this Gentleman deliver'd handsomly: + By this hand, there's no walking above ground else. + + _2._ By this leg--let me swear nimbly by it, + For I know not how long I shall owe it, + If I were out o'th' Town once, if I came in agen to + Fetch my breakfast, I will give 'em leave to cramm me + With a _Portugal_ Pudding: Come; let's doe any thing + To appease this thunder. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Pyniero _and_ Panura. + + _Py._ Art sure it was that blind Priest? + + _Pan._ Yes most certain, + He has provok'd all this; the King is merciful, + And wond'rous loving; but he fires him on still, + And when he cools, enrages him, I know it: + Threatens new vengeance, and the gods fierce justice + When he but looks with fair eyes on _Armusia_, + Will lend him no time to relent; my royal Mistriss, + She has entertain'd a _Christian_ hope. + + _Py._ Speak truly. + + _Pan._ Nay, 'tis most true, but Lord! how he lies at her, + And threatens her, and flatters her, and damns her, + And I fear, if not speedily prevented, + If she continue stout, both shall be executed, + + _Py._ I'll kiss thee for this news, nay more _Panura_, + If thou wilt give me leave I'll get thee with _Christian_, + The best way to convert thee. + + _Pan._ Make me believe so? + + _Py._ I will y'faith. But which way cam'st thou hither? + The Pallace is close guarded, and barricado'd. + + _Pan._ I came through a private vault, which few there know of; + It rises in a Temple not far hence, + Close by the Castle here. + + _Py._ How--To what end? + + _Pan._ A good one: + To give ye knowledge of my new-born Mistriss; + And in what doubt _Armusia_ stands, + Think any present means, or hope to stop 'em + From their fell ends: the Princes are come in too, + And they are harden'd also. + + _Py._ The damn'd Priest-- + + _Pan._ Sure he's a cruel man, methinks Religion + Should teach more temperate Lessons. + + _Py._ He the fire-brand? + He dare to touch at such fair lives as theirs are? + Well Prophet, I shall prophesie, I shall catch ye, + When all your Prophecies will not redeem ye? + Wilt thou do one thing bravely? + + _Pa._ Any good I am able. + + _Py._ And by thine own white hand, I'll swear thou art virtuous, + And a brave wench, durst thou but guide me presently, + Through the same vault thou cam'st, into the Pallace + And those I shall appoint, such as I think fit. + + _Pa._ Yes I will do it, and suddainly, and truly. + + _Py._ I wou'd fain behold this Prophet. + + _Pa._ Now I have ye: + And shall bring ye where ye shall behold him, + Alone too, and unfurnish'd of defences: + That shall be my care; but you must not betray me. + + _Py._ Dost thou think we are so base, such slaves, rogues? + + _Pa._ I do not: + And you shall see how fairly I'll work for ye. + + _Py._ I must needs steal that Priest, + Steal him, and hang him. + + _Pa._ Do any thing to remove his mischief, strangle him-- + + _Py._ Come prethee love. + + _Pa._ You'll offer me no foul play? + The Vault is dark. + + _Py._ 'Twas well remember'd. + + _Pa._ And ye may-- + But I hold ye honest. + + _Py._ Honest enough I warrant thee. + + _Pa._ I am but a poor weak wench; and what with the place, + And your perswasions Sir--but I hope you will not; + You know we are often cozen'd. + + _Py._ If thou dost fear me, + Why dost thou put me in mind? + + _Pa._ To let you know Sir, + Though it be in your power, and things fitting to it, + Yet a true Gent-- + + _Py._ I know what he'll do: + Come and remember me, and I'll answer thee, + I'll answer thee to the full; we'll call at th' Castle, + And then my good guide, do thy Will; sha't find me + A very tractable man! + + _Pa._ I hope I shall Sir. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Bakam, Syana, _and Soldiers_. + + _Bak._ Let my men guard the Gates. + + _Syan._ And mine the Temple, + For fear the honor of our gods should suffer, + And on your lives be watchful. + + _Ba._ And be valiant; + And let's see, if these _Portugals_ dare enter; + What their high hearts dare do: Let's see how readily, + The great _Ruy Dias_ will redeem his Countrey-men; + He speaks proud words, and threatens. + + _Sy._ He is approv'd, Sir, + And will put fair for what he promises; + I could wish friendlier terms, + Yet for our liberties and for our gods, + We are bound in our best service + Even in the hazard of our lives. + + _Enter the King above._ + + _King._ Come up Princes, + And give your counsels, and your helps: the Fort still + Plays fearfully upon us, beats our buildings, + And turns our people wild with fears. + + _Ba._ Send for the prisoner, + And give us leave to argue. [_Exit_ Ba. _and_ Sy. _then_, + + _Enter_ Ruy Dias, Emanuel, Christoph. Pedro, _with Sold_. + + _Ru._ Come on nobly, + And let the Fort play still, we are + Strong enough to look upon 'em, + And return at pleasure; it may + Be on our view they will return him. + + _Chr._ We will return 'em such thanks else, + Shall make 'em scratch where it itches not. + + _Em._ How the people stare, + And some cry, some pray, and some curse heartily: + But it is the King-- + + _Enter_ Syana, Bakam, Quisara, Armusia, _with Soldiers above_. + + _Ruy._ I cannot blame their wisdoms. + They are all above, _Armusia_ chain'd and bound too? + Oh, these are tha[n]kful Squires. + + _Ba._ Hear us _Ruy Di[a]s_, + Be wise and hear us, and give speedy answer, + Command thy Cannon presently to cease, + No more to trouble the afflicted people, + Or suddainly _Armusia's_ head goes off; + As suddainly as said. + + _Em._ Stay Sir, be moderate. + + _Arm._ Do nothing that's dishonourable _Ruy Dyas_ + Let not the fear of me, master thy valour; + Pursue 'em still, they are base malicious people. + + _King._ Friend, be not desperate. + + _Ar._ I scorn your courtesies; + Strike when you dare, a fair arm guide the Gunner + And may he let flie still with fortune: friend, + Do me the honor of a Soldiers funerals, + The last fair _Christian_ right, see me i'th' ground, + And let the Palace burn first, then the Temples, + And on their scorn'd gods, erect my monument: + Touch not the Princess, as you are a Soldier. + + _Quisar._ Which way you goe, Sir, + I must follow necessary. + One life, and one death. + + _King._ Will you take a truce yet? + + _Enter_ Pyniero, Soza, _and Soldiers_, _with the Governor_. + + _Py._ No, no, go on: + Look here, your god, your prophet. + + _King._ How came he taken? + + _Py._ I conjur'd for him, King. + I am a sure Curr at an old blind Prophet. + I'll haunt ye such a false knave admirably, + A terrier I; I eartht him, and then snapt him. + + _Soz._ Saving the reverence of your grace, we stole him, + E'en out of the next chamber to ye. + + _Py._ Come, come, begin King, + Begin this bloudy matter when you dare; + And yet I scorn my sword should touch the rascal, + I'll tear him thus before ye. Ha? + What art thou? {_Pulls his Beard and hair off._ + + _King._ How's this! + Art thou a Prophet? + + _Ru._ Come down Princes. + + _King._ We are abus'd-- + Oh my most dear _Armusia_-- + Off with his chains. And now my noble Sister, + Rejoyce with me, I know ye are pleas'd as I am. + + _Py._ This is a precious Prophet. Why Don Governor, + What make you here, how long have you taken Orders? + + _Ruy._ Why what a wretch + Art thou to work this mischief? + To assume this holy shape to ruine honor, + Honor and chastity? + + _Enter King, and all from above._ + + _Gov._ I had paid you all, + But fortune plaid the slut. Come, + Give me my doom. + + _King._ I cannot speak for wonder. + + _Gov._ Nay, 'tis I Sir, + And here I stay your sentence. + + _King._ Take her friend, + You have half perswaded me to be a _Christian_, + And with her all the joyes, and all the blessings. + Why what dream have we dwelt in? + + _Ru._ All peace to ye, + And all the happiness of heart dwell with ye, + Children as sweet and noble as their Parents. + + _Py._ And Kings at least. + + _Ar._ Good Sir, forget my rashness. + And noble Princess[e], for I was once angry, + And out of that, might utter some distemper, + Think not 'tis my nature. + + _Sya._ Your joy is ours, Sir. + And nothing we find in ye, but most noble. + + _King._ To prison with this dog, there let him houl, + And if he can repent, sigh out his villanies: + His Island we shall seize into our hands, + His Father and himself have both usurp'd it, + And kept it by oppression; the Town and Castle, + In which I lay my self most miserable, + Till my most honourable friend redeem'd me, + Signior _Pyniero_, I bestow on you, + The rest of next command upon these Gentlemen, + Upon ye, all my love. + + _Arm._ Oh brave _Ruy Dias_, + You have started now beyond me. I must thank ye, + And thank ye for my life, my wife and honor. + + _Ruy._ I am glad I had her for you, Sir. + + _King._ Come Princes, + Come Friends and Lovers all, come noble Gentlemen, + No more Guns now, nor hates, but joyes and triumphs, + An universal gladness fly about us: + And know however subtle men dare cast, + And promise wrack, the gods give peace at last. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + THE + NOBLE GENTLEMAN. + A Comedy. + + + The Persons represented in the Play. + + Monsieur Marine, _the Noble Gent. but none of the wisest_. + Jaques, _an old servant to_ Marine's _family_. + Clerimont, _a Gull_, _Cosin to Monsieur_ Marine. + A Gentleman, _Servant to_ Marine's _wife_. + Lo[n]gueville, } _two Courtiers that plot + Beaufort, } to abuse_ Marine. + Shattillion, _a Lord_, _mad for Love_. + Doctor. + Page. + Gentlemen. + Servants. + Duke. + + + WOMEN. + + Marine's _Wife_, _a witty wanton_. + Clerimont's _Wife_, _a simple countrey Gentlewoman_. + Shattillion's _Mistriss_, _a virtuous Virgin_. + Maria, _Servant to_ Marine's _wife_. + + + The Scene France. + + + + + PROLOGUE. + + + _Wit is become an Antick, and puts on + As many shapes of variation, + To court the times applause, as the times dare, + Change several fashions, nothing is thought rare + Which is not new, and follow'd, yet we know + That what was worn some twenty years agoe, + Comes into grace again, and we pursue + That custom, by presenting to your view + A Play in fashion then, not doubting now + But 'twill appear the same, if you allow + Worth to their noble memory, whose name, + Beyond all power of death, live in their fame._ + + + + + _Actus Primus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter Gentleman a[n]d_ Jaques. + + _Gent._ What happiness waits on the life at Court, + What dear content, greatness, delight and ease! + What ever-springing hopes, what tides of honor! + That raise their fortunes to the height of wishes! + What can be more in man, what more in nature, + Than to be great and fear'd? A Courtier, + A noble Courtier, 'Tis a name that draws + Wonder and duty from all eyes and knees. + + _Jaq._ And so your Worships Land within the Walls, + Where you shall have it all inclos'd, and sure. + + _Gent._ Peace knave; dull creature, bred of sweat and smoke, + These mysteries are far above thy faith: + But thou shalt see-- + + _Jaq._ And then I shall believe; + Your fair revenues, turn'd into fair suits; + I shall believe your Tenant's bruis'd and rent + Under the weight of Coaches, all your state + Drawn through the streets in triumph, suits for places + Plied with a Mine of Gold, and being got + Fed with a great stream. I shall believe all this. + + _Gent._ You shall believe, and know me glorious. + Cosin, good day and health. + + _Enter Cosin._ + + _Cosin._ The same to you, Sir, + And more, without my wishes, could you know + What calm content dwels in a private house: + Yet look into your self, retire: this place + Of promises, and protestations, fits + Minds only bent [t]o ruin, you should know this, + You have their language perfect, you have tutors + I do not doubt, sufficient: but beware. + + _Gent._ You are merry Cosin: + + _Cosin._ Yet your patience, + You shall learn that too, but not like it self, + Where it is held a virtue; tell me Sir, + Have you cast up your State, rated your Land, + And find it able to endure the change + Of time and fashion? is it always harvest? + Always vintage? have you Ships at Sea, + To bring you Gold and Stone from rich _Peru_, + Monthly returning Treasure? doth the King + Open his large Exchequer to your hands + And bid ye be a great man? can your wife + Coin off her beauty? or the week allow + Suits to each day? and know no ebb in honor? + If these be possible, and can hold out, + Then be a Courtier still, and still be wasting. + + _Gent._ Cosin, pray give me leave: + + _Cos._ I have done. + + _Gent._ I could requite your gall, and in a strain + As bitter, and as full of Rubarb, preach + Against your Countrey life, but 'tis below me + And only subject to my pitty, know + The eminent Court, to them that can be wise, + And fasten on her blessings, is a Sun + That draws men up from course and earthly Being, + I mean these men of merit that have power + And reason to make good her benefits, + Learns them a manly boldness, gives their tongues + Sweetness of Language, makes them apt to please; + Files of all rudeness, and uncivil haviour, + Shews them as neat in carriage, as in cloaths; + Cosin, have you ever seen the Court? + + _Cos._ No Sir, + Nor am I yet in travel with that longing. + + _Gent._ Oh the state and greatness of that place + Where men are found + Only to give the first creation glory! + Those are the models of the antient world + Left like the _Roman_ Statues to stir up + Our following hopes, the place it self puts on + The brow of Majesty, and flings her lustre + Like the air newly light'ned; Form, and Order, + Are only there themselves, unforc'd, and sound, + As they were first created to this place. + + _Cos._ You nobly came, but will goe from thence base. + + _Gent._ 'Twas very pretty, and a good conceit; + You have a wit good Cosin, I do joy in't, + Keep it for Court: but to my self again, + When I have view'd these pieces, turn'd these eyes, + And with some taste of superstition, + Look'd on the wealth of Nature, the fair dames, + Beauties, that light the Court, and make it shew + Like a fair heaven, in a frosty night: + And 'mongst these mine, not poorest, 'tis for tongues + Of blessed Poets, such as _Orpheus_ was, + To give their worth and praises; Oh dear Cosin: + You have a wife, and fair, bring her hither, + Let her not live to be the Mistriss of a Farmers heir + And be confin'd ever to a searge, + Far courser than my horse-cloth. + Let her have Velvets, Tiffinies, Jewels, Pearls, + A Coach, an Usher, and her two Lacquies, + And I will send my wife to give her rules, + And read the rudiments of Court to her. + + _Cos._ Sir, I had rather send her to _Virginia_ + To help to propagate the _English_ Nation. + + _Enter Servant._ + + _Gent._ Sirrah, how slept your Mistriss, and what visitants + Are to pay service? + + _Serv._ As I came out, + Two Counts were newly ent'red. + + _Gent._ This is greatness, + But few such servants wait a Countrey beauty. + + _Cos._ They are the more to thank their modesty, + God keep my Wife, and all my Issue Female + From such uprisings. + + _Enter a Doctor._ + + _Gent._ What? my learned Doctor? + You will be welcome, give her health and youth + And I will give you gold. [_Exit Doctor._ + Cosin, how savors this? is it not sweet + And very great, tasts it not of Nobleness? + + _Cos._ Faith Sir, my pallat is too dull and lazie + I cannot taste it, 'tis not for my relish, + But be so still. + Since your own misery must first reclaim ye, + To which I leave you, Sir, + If you will, yet be happy, leave the humor + And base subjection to your Wife, be wise, + And let her know with speed, you are her Husband, + I shall be glad to hear it. + My horse is sent for. [_Exit._ + + _Gent._ Even such another countrey thing as this + Was I, such a piece of dirt, so heavy, + So provident to heap up ignorance, + And be an ass: such musty cloaths wore I, + So old and thred-bare, I do yet remember + Divers young Gallants lighting at my Gate, + To see my honoured Wife, have offered pence, + And bid me walk their horses, such a slave + Was I in shew then: but my eyes are open'd. + + _Enter Gent. Wife._ + + Many sweet morrows to my worthy Wife. + + _Wife._ 'Tis well, and aptly given, as much for you, + But to my present business, which is money-- + + _Gent._ Lady, I have none left. + + _Wife._ I hope you dare not say so, nor imagine so base and low, + A thought: I have none left? + Are these words fitting for a man of worth, + And one of your full credit? Do you know + The place you live in? me? and what I labour + For, you? and your advancement? + + _Gent._ Yes my dearest. + + _Wife._ And do you pop me off with this slight answer, + In troth I have none left? in troth you must have; + Nay stare not, 'tis most true, send speedily + To all that love you, let your people flye + Like thunder, through the City, + And not return under five thousand Crowns. + Try all, take all, let not a [wealthy] Merchant be untempted + Or any one that hath the name of Money, + Take up at any Use, give Band, or Land, + Or mighty Statutes, able by their strength, + To tye up _Sampson_, were he now alive, + There must be money gotten; for be perswaded, + If we fall now, or be but seen to shrink, + Under our fair beginnings, 'tis our ruin, + And then good night to all, (but our disgrace) + Farewel the hope of coming happiness, + And all the aims we levied at so long. + Are ye not mov'd at this? no sense of want, + Towards your self yet breeding? be old, + And common; jaded to the eyes + Of Grooms, and Pages, Chamber-maids, and Guarders, + And when you have done, put your poor house in order + And hang your self, for such must be the end + Of him that willingly forsakes his hopes + And hath a joy to tumble to his ruin. + All that I say is certain, if ye fail + Do not [impute] me with it, I am clear. + + _Gent._ Now heaven forbid I should do wrong to you + My dearest Wife, and Madam; yet give leave + To your poor creature to unfold himself. + You know my debts are many more than means, + My bands not taken in, my friends at home + Drawn dry with these expences, my poor Tenants + More full of want than we, then what new course + Can I beget, to raise those crowns by? speak, + And I shall execute. + + _Wife._ Pray tell me true, + Have you not Land in the Countrey? + + _Gent._ Pardon me, I had forgot it. + + _Wife._ Sir, you must remember it, + There is no remedy, this Land must be, + In _Paris_ e'r to morrow night. + + _Gent._ It shall, let me consider, some 300 acres + Will serve the turn. + + _Wife._ 'Twill furnish at all points, + Now you speak like your self, and know like him, + That means to be a man, suspect no less + For the return will give ye five for one, + You shall be great to morrow, I have said it. + Farewel, and see this business be a-foot, + With expedition. [_Exit Wife._ + + _Gent._ Health, all joy, and honor + Wait on my lovely Wife. What? _Jaques_, _Jaques_. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Jaq._ Sir, did you call? + + _Gent._ I did so, hie thee _Jaques_. + Down to the Bank, and there to some good Merchant + (Conceive me well, good _Jaques_, and be private) + Offer 300 acres of my Land: + Say it is choice and fertile, ask upon it + Five thousand Crowns, this is the business + I must employ thee in, be wise and speedy. + + _Jaq._ Sir, do not do this. + + _Gent._ Knave, I must have money. + + _Jaq._ If you have money thus, your knave must tell ye + You will not have a foot of Land left, be more wary, + And more friend to your self, this honest Land + Your Worship has discarded, has been true, + And done you loyal service. + + _Gent._ Gentle _Jaques_, + You have a merry wit, employ it well + About the business you have now in hand. + When ye come back, enquire me in the Presence, + If not in the Tennis-Court, or at my house. [_Exit._ + + _Jaq._ If this vain hold, I know where to enquire ye. + Five thousand Crowns! this, with good husbandry, + May hold a month out, then 5000 more, + And more Land a bleeding for't, as many more, + And more Land laid aside. God and _St. Dennis_ + Keep honest minded young men batchelors. + 'Tis strange, my Master should be yet so young + A puppy, that he cannot see his fall + And got so near the Sun. I'll to his Cosin. + And once more tell him on't, if he fail, + Then to my Mortgage, next unto my sale. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Longovile, Bewford, _and the Servant_. + + _Serv._ Gentlemen, hold on discourse a while, + I shall return with knowledge how and where + We shall have best access unto my Mistriss + To tender your devotions. [_Exit._ + + _Long._ Be it so: + Now to our first discourse. + + _Bew._ I prethee peace; + Thou canst not be so bad, or make me know + Such things are living, do not give thy self + So common and so idle, so open vile, + So great a wronger of thy worth, so low, + I cannot, nor I must not credit thee. + + _Lon._ Now by this light I am a whoremaster, + An open, and an excellent whormaster, + And take a special glory that I am so: + I thank my Stars I am a whoremaster, + And such a one as dare be known and seen, + And pointed at to be a noble wencher. + + _Bew._ Do not let all ears hear this, hark [y]e Sir, + I am my self a whoremaster, I am + Believe it Sir (in private be it spoken) + I love a whore directly, most men are wenchers, + And have profest the Science, few men + That look upon ye now, but whoremasters, + Or have a full desire to be so. + + _Lon._ This is noble. + + _Bew._ It is without all question, being private, + And held as needful as intelligence, + But being once discover'd, blown abroad, + And known to common senses, 'tis no more + Than geometrical rules in Carpenters, + That only know some measure of an Art, + But are not grounded: be no more deceived, + I have a conscience to reclaim you, Sir. + Mistake me not: I do not bid you leave your whore + Or less to love her; forbid it, + I should be such a villain to my friend, + Or so unnatural: 'twas never harbor'd here, + Learn to be secret first, then strike your Deer. + + _Lon._ Your fair instructions, _Mo[n]sieur_, I shall learn. + + _Bew._ And you shall have them; I desire your care. + + _Lon._ They are your servants. + + _Bew._ You must not love. + + _Lon._ How Sir? + + _Bew._ I mean a Lady, there's danger. + She hath an Usher and a Waiting Gentlewoman, + A Page, a Coach-man, these are fee'd and fee'd + And yet for all that will be prating. + + _Lon._ So. + + _Bew._ You understand me Sir, they will discover't, + And there is a loss of credit, Table-talk + Will be the end of this, or worse, than that; + Will this be worthy of a Gentleman? + + _Long._ Proceed good Sir. + + _Bew._ Next leave your City Dame; + The best of that Tribe, are most meerly coy, + Or most extreamly foolish, both which vices + Are no great stirrers up, unless in Husbands + That owe this Cattle, fearing her that's coy + To be but seeming, her that's fool too forward. + + _Lon._ This is the rarest fellow, and the soundest, + I mean in knowledge, that e'r wore a Codpiece, + H'as found out that will pass all _Italy_, + All _France_ and _England_; to their shames I speak, + And to the griefs of all their Gentlemen, + The noble Theory of Luxury. + + _Bew._ Your patience, + And I will lay before your eyes a course + That I my self found out, 'tis excellent, + Easie, and full of freedome. + + _Long._ O good Sir, + You rack me till I know it. + + _Bew._ This it is, + When your desire is up, your blood well heated + And apt for sweet encounter, chuse the night, + And with the night your Wench, the streets have store, + There seize upon her, get her to your chamber, + Give her a cardecew, 'tis royal payment; + When ye are dull, dismiss her, no man knows, + Nor she her self, who hath encountred her. + + _Lon._ O but their faces. + + _Bew._ Nere talke of faces: + The night allows her equal with a Dutchess, + Imagination doth all think her fair, + And great, clapt in Velvet, she is so, + Sir, I have tryed those, and do find it certain + It never failes me, 'tis but twelve nights since + My last experience. + + _Lon._ O my meiching Varlet, I'll fit ye as I live. + 'Tis excellent, I'll be your Scholar Sir. + + _Enter_ Lady _and_ Servant. + + _Wife._ You are fairly welcome both: troth Gentlemen + You have been strangers, I could chide you for't, + And taxe ye with unkindness, What's the news? + The Town was never empty of some novelty; + Servant, What's your intelligence? + + _Ser._ Faith nothing. + I have not heard of any worth relating. + + _Bew._ Nor I sweet Lady. + + _Lon._ Then give me attention, + _Monsieur Shattillion's_ mad. + + _Wife._ Mad? + + _Lon._ Mad as May-butter, + And which is more, mad for a Wench. + + _Lady._ 'Tis strange, and full of pity. + + _Lon._ All that comes near him + He thinks are come of purpose to betray him, + Being full of strange conceit: the wench he loved + Stood very near the Crown. + + _Lady._ Alass good _Monsieur_; + A' was a proper man, and fair demean'd, + A Person worthy of a better temper. + + _Lon._ He is strong opinion'd that the Wench he lov'd + Remains close prisoner by the Kings command: + Fearing her title, when the poor grieved Gentlewoman + Follows him much lamenting, and much loving + In hope to make him well, he knows her not, + Nor any else that comes to visit him. + + _Lady._ Let's walk in Gentlemen, and there discourse + His further miseries, you shall stay dinner, + In truth you must obey. + + _Om._ We are your servants. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter Couzen._ + + _Cous._ There's no good to be done, no cure to be wrought + Upon my desperate Kinsman: I'll to horse + And leave him to the fools whip, misery. + I shall recover twenty miles this night, + My horse stands ready, I'll away with speed. + + _Enter_ Shattillion. + + _Shat._ Sir, may I crave your name? + + _Cous._ Yes Sir you may: + My name is _Cleremont_. + + _Shat._ 'Tis well, your faction? + What party knit you with? + + _Cous._ I know no parties, + Nor no Factions, Sir. + + _Shat._ Then weare this Cross of white: + And where you see the like they are my friends, + Observe them well, the time is dangerous. + + _Cous._ Sir keep your cross, I'll weare none, sure this fellow + Is much beside himself, grown mad. + + _Shat._ A word Sir; + You can pick nothing out of this, this cross + Is nothing but a cross, a very cross, + Plain, without spell, or witchcraft, search it, + You may suspect, and well, there's poyson in't, + Powder, or wild-fire, but 'tis nothing so. + + _Cous._ I do believe you, Sir, 'tis a plain cross. + + _Shat._ Then do your worst, I care not, tell the King, + Let him know all this, as I am sure he shall; + When you have spit your venome, then will I + Stand up a faithful, and a loyal Subject, + And so God save His Grace, this is no Treason. + + _Cous._ He is March mad, farewell _Monsieur_. [_Exit Couzen._ + + _Shat._ Farewel; + I shall be here attending, 'tis my life + They aime at, there's no way to save it, well + Let 'em spread all their nets: they shall not draw me + Into any open Treason, I can see, + And can beware, I have my wits about me, + I thank heaven for't. + + _Enter_ Love. + + _Love._ There he goes, + That was the fairest hope the _French_ Court bred, + The worthiest and the sweetest temper'd spirit, + The truest, and the valiantest, the best of judgment, + Till most unhappy I: sever'd those virtues, + And turn'd his wit wild with a coy denial, + Which heaven forgive me, and be pleas'd, O heaven + To give again his senses: that my love + May strike off all my follies. + + _Shat._ Lady. + + _Love._ I Sir. + + _Shat._ Your will with me sweet Lady. + + _Love._ Sir, I come. + + _Shat._ From the dread sovereign King, I know it Lady, + He is a gracious Prince, long may he live, + Pertain you to his chamber? + + _Lov._ No indeed Sir, + That place is not for women, Do you know me? + + _Shat._ Yes, I do know you. + + _Lov._ What's my name? pray you speak. + + _Shat._ That's all one, I do know you and your business, + You are discover'd Lady, I am wary, + It stands upon my life; pray excuse me, + The best man of this Kingdom sent you hither, + To dive into me, have I toucht you? ha? + + _Lov._ You are deceiv'd Sir, I come from your love, + That sends you fair commends, and many kisses. + + _Shat._ Alass, poor soul, How does she? Is she living? + Keeps she her bed still? + + _Lov._ Still Sir, She is living, + And well, and shall do so. + + _Shat._ Are ye in counsel? + + _Lov._ No Sir, nor any of my sex. + + _Shat._ Why so, + If you had been in counsel, you would know, + Her time to be but slender; she must die. + + _Lov._ I do believe it, Sir. + + _Shat._ And suddenly, + She stands too near a fortune. + + _Lov._ Sir? + + _Shat._ 'Tis so, + There is no jesting with a Princes Title, + Would we had both been born of common parents, + And liv'd a private and retir'd life, + In homely cottage, we had then enjoyed, + Our loves, and our embraces, these are things, + That cannot tend to Treason-- + + _Lov._ I am wretched. + + _Shat._ O I pray as often for the King as any, + And with as true a heart, for's continuance, + And do moreover pray his heirs may live; + And their fair issues, then as I am bound + For all the states and commons: if these prayers + Be any wayes ambitious, I submit, + And lay my head down, let 'em take it off; + You may informe against me, but withall + Remember my obedience to the Crown, + And service to the State. + + _Lov._ Good Sir, I love ye. + + _Shat._ Then love the gracious King, and say with me. + + _Lov._ Heaven save his Grace. + + _Shat._ This is strange-- + A woman should be sent to undermine me, + And buz love into me to try my spirit; + Offer me kisses, and enticing follies, + To make me open, and betray my self; + It was a subtile and a dangerous plot, + And very soundly followed, farewel Lady, + Let me have equal hearing, and relate + I am an honest Man. Heaven save the King. [_Exit._ + + _Love._ I'll never leave him, till, by art or prayer, + I have restor'd his senses, If I make + Him perfect Man again, he's mine, till when, + I here abjure all loves of other men. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Cozen, _and_ Jaques. + + _Jaques._ Nay, good Sir be perswaded, go but back, + And tell him hee's undone, say nothing else; + And you shall see how things will work upon't. + + _Cozen._ Not so good _Jaques_, I am held an asse, + A Countrey Fool, good to converse with dirt, + And eate course bread, weare the worst Wooll, + Know nothing but the high-way to _Paris_, + And wouldst thou have me bring these stains, + And imperfections to the rising view + Of the right worshipful thy worthy Master? + They must be bright, and shine, their cloaths + Soft Velvet, and the _Tyrian_ Purple + Like the _Arabian_ gums, hung like the Sun, + Their golden beames on all sides; + Such as these may come and know + Thy Master, I am base, and dare not speak unto him, + Hee's above me. + + _Ja._ If ever you did love him, or his state, + His name, his issue, or your self, go back: + 'Twill be an honest and a noble part + Worthy a Kinsman; save 300 Acres + From present execution; they have had sentence, + And cannot be repriev'd, be merciful. + + _Co._ Have I not urg'd already all the reasons, + I had to draw him from his will? his ruin? + But all in vain, no counsel will prevail; + H'as fixt himself, there's no removing, _Jaques_, + 'Twill prove but breath and labor spent in vain, + I'll to my horse, farewell. + + _Ja._ For Gods sake, Sir, + As ever you have hope of joy, turn back; + I'll be your slave for ever, do but go, + And I will lay such fair directions to you + That if he be not doting on his fall, + He shall recover sight, and see his danger, + And ye shall tell him of his Wives abuses, + I fear, too foul against him; how she plots, + With our young Mounsiers, to milk-dry her husband, + And lay it on their backs; the next her pride; + Then what his debts are, and how infinite + The curses of his Tenants, this will work + I'll pawn my life and head, he cries away, + I'll to my house in the Countrey. + + _Co._ Come, I'll go, and once more try him, + If he yield not, so, + The next that tryes him shall be want and woe. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Secundus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter Gentleman, Solus._ + + _Gent._ _Jaques._ + + _Jaq._ Sir. [_Within._ + + _Gent._ Rise _Jaques_ 'tis grown day, + The Country life is best, where quietly, + Free from the clamor of the troubled Court, + We may enjoy our own green shadowed walks, + And keep a moderate diet without art. + Why did I leave my house, and bring my Wife, + To know the manner of this subtile place? + I would, when first the lust to fame and honor, + Possest me, I had met with any evil, + But that; had I been tied to stay at home, + And earn the bread for the whole family, + With my own hand, happy had I been. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Jaq._ Sir, this is from your wonted course at home, + When did ye there keep such inordinate hours? + Goe to bed late? start thrice? and call on me? + Would you were from this place; our Countrey sleeps, + Although they were but of that moderate length + That might maintain us in our daily work, + Yet were they sound and sweet. + + _Gent._ I _Jaques_, there we dreamt not of our Wives, we lay together; + And needed not; now at length my Cozens words, + So truly meant, mixt with thy timely prayers + So often urged, to keep me at my home, + Condemn me quite. + + _Ja._ 'Twas not your fathers course: + He liv'd and dy'd in _Orleance_, where he had + His Vines as fruitful as experience + (Which is the art of Husbandry) could make; + He had his presses for 'em, and his wines + Were held the best, and out-sold other Mens, + His corn and cattel serv'd the neighbor Towns + With plentiful provision, yet his thrift + Could miss one Beast amongst the heard; + He rul'd more where he liv'd, than ever you will here. + + _Gent._ 'Tis true, why should my Wife then, 'gainst my good, + Perswade me to continue in this course? + + _Ja._ Why did you bring her hither at the first, + Before you warm'd her blood with new delights? + Our Countrey sports could have contented her; + When you first married her a puppet-play + Pleas'd her as well as now the tilting doth. + She thought her self brave in a bugle chain, + Where Orient pearl will scarce content her now. + + _Gent._ Sure _Jaques_, she sees something for my good + More than I do; she oft will talk to me + Of Offices, and that she shortly hopes, + By her acquaintance with the friends she hath, + To get a place shall many times outweigh + Our great expences, and if this be so-- + + _Ja._ Think better of her words, she doth deceive you, + And only for her vain and sensual ends + Perswade ye thus. Let me be set to dwell + For ever naked in the barest soil, + So you will dwell from hence. + + _Gent._ I see my folly, + Pack up my stuffe, I will away this morne. + Haste--haste. + + _Ja._ I, now I see your Father's honors + Trebling upon you, and the many prayers + The Countrey spent for him, which almost now + Begun to turn to curses, turning back, + And falling like a [timely] shower + Upon ye. + + _Gent._ Goe, call [up] my Wife. + + _Ja._ But shall she not prevail, + And sway you, as she oft hath done before? + + _Gent._ I will not hear her, but raile on her, + Till I be ten miles off. + + _Ja._ If you be forty, + 'Twill not be worse Sir: + + _Gent._ Call her up. + + _Ja._ I will Sir. [_Exit._ + + _Gent._ Why what an Ass was I that such a thing + As a Wife is could rule me! + Know not I that woman was created for the man, + That her desires, nay all her thoughts should be + As his are? is my sense restor'd at length? + Now she shall know, that which she should desire, + She hath a husband that can govern her, + + _Enter Wife._ + + If her desires leads me against my will; + Are you come? + + _Wife._ What sad unwonted course + Makes you raise me so soon, that went to bed + So late last-night. + + _Gent._ O you shall goe to bed sooner hereafter, + And be rais'd again at thrifty hours: + In Summer time wee'l walk + An hour after our Supper, and to bed, + In Winter you shall have a set at Cards, + And set your Maids to work. + + _Wife._ What do you mean? + + _Gent._ I will no more of your new tricks, your honors, + Your Offices, and all your large preferments, + Which still you beat into my ears, hang o'er me, + I'll leave behind for others, the great sway + Which I shall bear at Court: my living here + With countenance of your honoured friends, + I'll be content to lose: for you speak this + Only that you may still continue here + In wanton ease: and draw me to consume, + In cloaths and other things idle for shew, + That which my Father got with honest thrift. + + _Wife._ Why, who hath been with you Sir, + That you talk thus out of Frame. + + _Gent._ You make a fool of me: + You provide one to bid me forth to supper, + And make me promise; then must some one or other + Invite you forth, if you have born your self + Loosely to any Gentleman in my sight + At home, you ask me how I like the carriage, + Whether it were not rarely for my good, + And open'd not a way to my preferment? + Come, I perceive all: talk not, we'll away. + + _Wife._ Why Sir, you'll stay till the next triumph + Day be past? + + _Gent._ I, you have kept me here triumphing + This seven years, and I have ridden through the streets, + And bought embroyder'd hose and foot-cloths too, + To shew a subjects zeal, I rode before + In this most gorgeous habit, and saluted + All the acquaintance I could espie + From any window, these are wayes ye told me + To raise me; I see all: make you ready straight, + And in that Gown which you came first to Town in, + Your safe-guard, cloak, and your hood sutable: + Thus on a double gelding shall you amble, + And my man _Jaques_ shall be set before you. + + _Wife._ But will you goe? + + _Gent._ I will. + + _Wife._ And shall I too? + + _Gent._ And you shall too. + + _Wife._ But shall I by this light? + + _Gent._ Why by this light you shall. + + _Wife._ Then by this light + You have no care of your Estate, and mine. + Have we been seven years venturing in a Ship, + And now upon return, with a fair wind, + And a calm Sea, full fraught with our own wishes, + Laden with wealth and honor to the brim, + And shall we flye away and not receive it? + Have we been tilling, sowing, labouring, + With pain and charge a long and tedious winter, + And when we see the corn above the ground, + Youthful as is the Morn and the full eare, + That promises to stuffe our spacious garners, + Shall we then let it rot, and never reap it? + + _Gent._ Wife talke no more, your Rhetorick comes too late, + I am inflixible; and how dare you + Adventure to direct my course of life? + Was not the husband made to rule the Wife? + + _Wife._ 'Tis true: but where the man doth miss his way, + It is the Womans part to set him right; + So Fathers have a power to guide their Sons + In all their courses, yet you oft have seen + Poor little children, that have both their eyes, + Lead their blind Fathers. + + _Gen._ She has a plaguy wit, + I say you'r but a little piece of man. + + _Wife._ But such a piece, as being tane away, + Man cannot last: the fairest and tallest ship, + That ever sail'd, is by a little piece of the same + Wood, steer'd right, and turn'd about. + + _Gen._ 'Tis true she sayes, her answers stand with reason. + + _Wife._ But Sir, your Cozin put this in your head, + Who is an enemy to your preferment, + Because I should not take place of his wife; + Come, by this kiss, thou shalt not go sweet heart. + + _Gen._ Come, by this kiss I will go Sweet-heart, + On with your riding stuffe: I know your tricks, + And if preferment fall ere you be ready, + 'Tis welcome, else adieu the City life. + + _Wife._ Well, Sir, I will obey. + + _Gent._ About it then. + + _Wife._ To please your humor I would dress my self, + In the most loathsome habit you could name, + Or travel any whether o're the World, + If you command me, it shall ne'r be said, + The frailty of a woman, whose weak mind, + Is often set on loose delights, and shews, + Hath drawn her husband to consume his state, + In the vain hope of that which never fell. + + _Gen._ About it then, women are pleasant creatures, + When once a man begins to know himself. + + _Wife._ But hark you Sir, because I will be sure, + You shall have no excuse, no word to say + In your defence hereafter; when you see + What honors were prepar'd for you and me, + Which you thus willingly have thrown away, + I tell you I did look for present honor, + This morning for you, which I know had come: + But if they do not come ere I am ready + (Which I will be the sooner least they should) + When I am once set in a countrey life, + Not all the power of earth shall alter me, + Not all your prayers or threats shall make me speak + The least words to my honorable friends, + To do you any grace. + + _Gent._ I will not wish it. + + _Wife._ And never more hope to be honorable. + + _Gent._ My hopes are lower. + + _Wife._ As I live you shall not, + You shall be so far from the name of noble + That you shall never see a Lord again; + You shall not see a Maske, or Barriers, + Or Tilting, or a solemn Christning, + Or a great Marriage, or new Fire-works, + Or any bravery; but you shall live + At home, bespotted with your own lov'd durt, + In scurvy cloaths, as you were wont to doe, + And to content you, I will live so too. + + _Gen._ Tis all I wish, make haste, the day draws on, + It shall be my care to see your Stuffe packt up. + + _Wife._ It shall be my care to gull you: you shall stay. [_Ex. Gen._ + And more than so, intreat me humbly too, + You shall have honors presently; _Maria_. + + _Enter_ Maria. + + _Mar._ Madam. + + _Wife._ Bring hither, pen, ink, and paper. + + _Ma._ 'Tis here. + + _Wife._ Your Master will not stay, + Unless preferment come within an hour. + + _Mar._ Let him command one of the City gates, + In time of mutiny, or you may provide him, + To be one of the counsel for invading, + Some savage Countrey to plant Christian faith. + + _Wife._ No, no, I have it for him, call my page; + Now, my dear husband, there it is will fit you. [_Ex._ Maria. + And when the world shall see what I have done, + Let it not move the spleen of any Wife, + To make an Ass of her beloved husband, + Without good ground, but if they will be drawn + To any reason by you, do not gull them; + But if they grow conceited of themselves, + And be fine Gentlemen, have no mercy, + Publish them to the World, 'twill do them good + When they shall see their follies understood, + Go bear these Letters to my servant, + And bid him make haste, I will dress my self, + In all the Journey-Cloaths I us'd before, + Not to ride, but to make the Laughter more. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Gentleman, _and_ Jaques. + + _Gent._ Is all packt up? + + _Ja._ All, all Sir, there is no tumbler + Runs through his hoop with more dexterity, + Then I about this business: 'Tis a day, + That I have long long'd to see. + + _Gent._ Come, Where's my Spurs? + + _Ja._ Here, Sir, and now 'tis come. + + _Gent._ I, _Jaques_, now, + I thank my fates, I can command my Wife. + + _Ja._ I am glad to see it, Sir. + + _Gent._ I do not love alwayes, + To be made a puppie, _Jaques_. + + _Ja._ But, yet me thinks your Worship does not look, + Right like a Countrey Gentleman. + + _Gent._ I will, give me my t'other hat. + + _Ja._ Here. + + _Gent._ So, my Jerkin. + + _Ja._ Yes, Sir. + + _Gent._ On with it _Jaques_, thou and I + Will live so finely in the Countrey, _Jaques_, + And have such pleasant walks into the Woods + A mornings, and then bring home riding-rods, + And walking staves-- + + _Ja._ And I will bear them, Sir, + And Skurdge-sticks for the children. + + _Gent._ So thou shalt, + And thou shalt do all, over-see my Work-folkes, + And at the weeks end pay them all their wages. + + _Ja._ I will, Sir, so your Worship give me Money. + + _Gent._ Thou shalt receive all too: give me my Drawers. + + _Ja._ They are ready, Sir. + + _Gent._ And I will make thy Mistriss, + My wife, look to her landrie, and her dairy, + That we may have our linnen clean on Sundayes. + + _Ja._ And Holy-dayes. + + _Gent._ I, and ere we walk about the Grounds + Provide our break-fast, + Or she shall smoke, I'll have her a good huswife; + She shall not make a voyage to her Sisters, + But she shall live at home, + And feed her pullen fat, and see her Maides + In bed before her, and lock all the doors. + + _Ja._ Why that will be a life for Kings and Queens. + + _Gen._ Give me my Scarfe with the great Button quickly. + + _Ja._ 'Tis done, Sir. + + _Gen._ Now my Mittens. + + _Ja._ Here they are, Sir. + + _Gen._ 'Tis well: now my great dagger. + + _Ja._ There. + + _Gen._ Why so; thus it should be, now my riding rod. + + _Ja._ There's nothing wanting, Sir. + + _Gen._ Another, man, to stick under my girdle. + + _Ja._ There it is. + + _Gent._ All is well. + + _Ja._ Why now methinks your Worship looks + Like to your self, a Man of means and credit, + So did your grave and famous Ancestors, + Ride up and down to Fairs, and cheapen cattel. + + _Gent._ Goe, hasten your Mistriss, Sirra. + + _Ja._ It shall be done. [_Ex._ Jaques. + + _Enter_ Servant _and_ Page. + + _Ser._ Who's that? who's that Boy? + + _Page._ I think it be my Master. + + _Ser._ Who, he that walkes in gray, whisking his riding rod? + + _Pag._ Yes, Sir, 'tis he. + + _Ser._ 'Tis he indeed; he is prepar'd + For his new journey; when I wink upon you, + Run out and tell the Gentleman 'tis time-- + _Monsieur_ good day. + + _Gen._ _Monsieur_, your Mistriss is within, but yet not ready. + + _Ser._ My business is with you, Sir; 'tis reported, + I know not whether by some enemy + Maliciously, that envies your great hopes, + And would be ready to sow discontents + Betwixt his Majesty, and you, or truely, + Which on my faith I would be sorry for, + That you intend to leave the Court in haste. + + _Gen._ Faith, Sir, within this half hour. _Jaques_? + + _Jaques within:_ Sir? + + _Gent._ Is my Wife ready? + + _Ja._ Presently. + + _Ser._ But Sir, + I needs must tell you, as I am your friend, + You should have ta'en your journey privater, + For 'tis already blaz'd about the Court. + + _Gen._ Why Sir, I hope it is no Treason, is it? + + _Ser._ 'Tis true, Sir, but 'tis grown the common talk, + There's no discovery else held, and in the presence + All the Nobility and Gentry, + Have nothing in their mouths but only this, + _Monsieur Marine_, that noble Gentleman, + Is now departing hence: every Mans face + Looks ghastly on his fellows; such a sadness + (Before this day) I ne'er beheld in Court, + Mens hearts begin to fail them when they hear it, + In expectation of the great event + That needs must follow it, pray Heaven it be good! + + _Gen._ Why, I had rather all their hearts should fail, + Than I stay here until my purse fail me. + + _Ser._ But yet you are a Subject, and beware, + I charge you by the love I bear to you, + How you do venture rashly on a course, + To make your Sovereign jealous of your deeds, + For Princes jealousies, where they love most, + Are easily found, but they be hardly lost. + + _Gen._ Come, these are tricks, I smell 'em, I will goe. + + _Ser._ Have I not still profest my self your friend? + + _Gen._ Yes, but you never shewd it to me yet. + + _Ser._ But now I will, because I see you wise, + And give ye thus much light into a business, + That came to me but now, be resolute, + Stand stifly to it that you will depart, + And presently. + + _Gen._ Why so I mean to doe. + + _Ser._ And by this light you may be what you will; + Will you be secret, Sir? + + _Gen._ Why? What's the matter? + + _Ser._ The King does fear you. + + _Gent._ How? + + _Ser._ And is now in Counsel; + + _Gent._ About me? + + _Ser._ About you, and you be wise, + You'll find he's in Counsel about you: + His Counsellors have told him all the truth. + + _Gent._ What truth? + + _Ser._ Why, that which now he knows too well. + + _Gent._ What is't? + + _Ser._ That you have followed him seven years, + With a great train: and though he have not grac't you, + Yet you have div'd into the hearts of thousands, + With liberality and noble carriage; + And if you should depart home unprefer'd, + All discontented, and seditious spirits + Would flock to you, and thrust you into action: + With whose help, and your Tenants, who doth not know + (If you were so dispos'd:) + How great a part of this yet fertile peaceful Realm of _France_ + You might make desolate? but when the King + Heard this-- + + _Gent._ What said he? + + _Ser._ Nothing, but shook, + As never Christian Prince did shake before. + And to be short, you may be what you will + But be not ambitious Sir, sit down + With moderate honors, least you make your self + More fear'd. + + _Gent._ I know, Sir, what I have to doe + In mine own business. + + _Enter_ Longavile. + + _Long._ Where's _Monsieur Mount Marine_? + + _Ser._ Why there he stands, will you ought with him? + + _Long._ Yes: Good day _Monsieur Marine_. + + _Gent._ Good day to you. + + _Long._ His Majesty doth commend himself, + Most kindly to you Sir, and hath, by me, + Sent you this favor: kneel down, rise a Knight. + + _Gent._ I thank his Majesty. + + _Long._ And he doth further request you, + Not to leave the Court so soon, + For though your former merits have been slighted, + After this time there shall no Office fall; + Worthy your spirit, as he doth confess + There's none so great, but you shall surely have it. + + _Ser._ Do you hear? if you yield yet you are an ass. + + _Gent._ I'll shew my service to his Majesty + In greater things than these, but for this small one + I must intreat his Highness to excuse me. + + _Long._ I'll bear your Knightly words unto the King, + And bring his Princely answer back again. [_Exit_ Long. + + _Ser._ Well said, be resolute a while, I know + There is a tide of honors coming on. + I warrant you. + + _Enter_ Bewford. + + _Bew._ Where is this new made Knight? + + _Gent._ Here, Sir. + + _Bew._ Let me enfold you in my arms, + Then call you Lord, the King will have it so, + Who doth entreat your Lordship to remember + His Message sent to you by _Longavile_. + + _Ser._ If ye be durty, and dare not mount aloft; + You may yield now, I know what I would do. + + _Gent._ Peace, I will fit him; tell his Majesty + I am a Subject, and I do confess + I serve a gracious Prince, that thus hath heapt + Honors on me without desert, but yet + As for the Message, business urgeth me, + I must be gone, and he must pardon me, + Were he ten thousand Kings and Emperors. + + _Bew._ I'll tell him so. + + _Ser._ Why, this was like your self. + + _Bew._ As he hath wrought him, 'tis the finest fellow + That e're was Christmas Lord, he carries it + So truely to the life, as though he were + One of the plot to gull himself. [_Exit_ Bewf. + + _Ser._ Why so, you sent the wisest and the shrewdest answer + Unto the King, I swear, my honored friend, + That ever any Subject sent his Liege. + + _Gent._ Nay now I know I have him on the hip, + I'll follow it. + + _Enter_ Longavile. + + _Long._ My honorable Lord, + Give me your noble hand right courteous Peer, + And from henceforth be a courtly Earl; + The King so wills, and Subjects must obey: + Only he doth desire you to consider + Of his request. + + _Ser._ Why faith you'r well my Lord, yield to him. + + _Gent._ Yield? why 'twas my plot. + + _Ser._ Nay, 'twas your Wives plot. + + _Gent._ To get preferment by it, + And thinks he now to pop me i'th' mouth + But with an Earldome? I'll be one step higher. + + _Ser._ 'Tis the finest Lord, I am afraid anon + He will stand upon't to share the Kingdom with him. + + _Enter_ Bewford. + + _Bew._ Where's this Courtly Earl? + His Majesty commends his love unto you; + And will you but now grant to his request, + He bids you be a Duke, and chuse of whence. + + _Ser._ Why if you yield not now, you are undone, + What can you wish to have more, but the Kingdom? + + _Gent._ So please his Majesty, I would be D. of _Burgundy_, + Because I like the place. + + _Bew._ I know the King is pleas'd. + + _Gent._ Then will I stay and kiss his Highness hand. + + _Bew._ His Majesty will be a glad man when he hears it. + + _Lon._ But how shall we keep this from the world's ear, + That some one tell him not, he is no Duke? + + _Ser._ Wee'l think of that anon. + Why Gentlemen, Is this a gracious habit for a Duke? + Each gentle body set a finger to + To pluck the clouds of this his riding weeds + From off the orient Sun of his best cloaths; + I'll pluck one Boot and spur off. + + _Long._ I another. + + _Bew._ I'll pluck his Jerkin off. + + _Ser._ Sit down my Lord; + Both his spurs off at once good _Longavile_, + And _Bewford_, take that Scarfe off, and that Hat, + Doth not become his largely sprouting fore-head. + Now set your gracious foot to this of mine, + One pluck will do it, so, off with the other. + + _Lon._ Loe, thus your servant _Longavile_ doth pluck + The trophy of your former gentry off. + Off with his Jerkin _Bewford._ + + _Ser._ Didst thou never see + A nimble footed Taylor stand so in his stockings, + Whilst some friend help'd to pluck his Jerkin off, + To dance a Jigg? + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Lon._ Here's his man _Jaques_ come, + Booted and ready still. + + _Jaq._ My Mistriss stayes; + Why how now Sir? What do's your Worship mean, + To pluck your grave and thrifty habit off. + + _Gent._ My slippers, _Jaques_. + + _Lon._ O thou mighty Duke, + Pardon this Man, + That thus hath trespassed in ignorance. + + _Gent._ I pardon him. + + _Lon._ His Graces slippers, _Jaques_. + + _Ja._ Why what's the matter? + + _Lon._ Foot-man, he's a Duke: + The King hath rais'd him above all his Land. + + _Ja._ I'll to his Cozen presently, and tell him so; + O what a dung-hill Countrey rogue was I. [_Exit_ Jaques. + + _Enter_ Wife. + + _Ser._ See, see, my Mistriss. + + _Lon._ Let's observe their greeting. + + _Wife._ Unto your will, as every good Wife ought, + I have turn'd all my thoughts, and now am ready. + + _Gent._ O Wife, I am not worthy to kiss the least + Of all thy toes, much less thy Thumb, + Which yet I would be bold with; all thy counsel + Hath been to me Angelical, but mine to thee + Hath been most dirty, like my mind: + Dear Duchess I must stay. + + _Wife._ What are you mad, to make me + Dress, and undress, turn and wind me, + Because you find me plyant? said I not + The whole world should not alter me, if once + I were resolv'd? and now you call me Duchess: + Why what's the matter? + + _Gent._ Loe a Knight doth kneel. + + _Wife._ A Knight? + + _Gent._ A Lord. + + _Wife._ A Fool. + + _Gent._ I say doth kneel an Earl, a Duke. + + _Long._ In Drawers. + + _Bew._ Without shoes. + + _Wife._ Sure you [are] lunatick. + + _Ser._ No, honoured Duchess, + If you dare but believe your servants truth, + I know he is a Duke. + + _Long._ God save his Grace. + + _Wife._ I ask your Graces pardon. + + _Gent._ Then I rise, + And here, in token that all strife shall end, + 'Twixt thee and me, I let my drawers fall, + And to thy hands I do deliver them: + Which signifies, that in all acts and speeches, + From this time forth, my Wife shall wear the breeches. + + _Ser._ An honorable composition. [_Exeunt omnes._ + + + + + _Actus Tertius. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Cozen, _and_ Jaques. + + _Coz._ Shall I believe thee, _Jaques_? + + _Ja._ Sir you may. + + _Coz._ Didst thou not dreame? + + _Ja._ I did not. + + _Coz._ Nor imagine? + + _Ja._ Neither of both: I saw him great and mighty, + I saw the _Monsieurs_ bow, and heard them cry, + Good health and fortune to my Lord the Duke. + + _Coz._ A Duke art sure? a Duke? + + _Ja._ I am sure a Duke, + And so sure, as I know my self for _Jaques_. + + _Coz._ Yet the Sun may dazel; _Jaques_, Was it not + Some leane Commander of an angry Block-house + To keep the Fleemish Eele-boats from invasion, + Or some bold Baron able to dispend + His fifty pounds a year, and meet the foe + Upon the Kings command, in gilded canvas, + And do his deeds of worth? or was it not + Some place of gain, as Clerk to the great Band + Of maribones, that people call the _Switzers_? + Men made of Beufe, and Sarcenet? + + _Ja._ Is a Duke his chamber hung with Nobles like a presence? + + _Coz._ I am something wavering in my faith; + Would you would settle me, and swear 'tis so, + Is he a Duke indeed? + + _Ja._ I swear he is. + + _Coz._ I am satisfied, he is my Kinsman. _Jaques_, + And I his poor unworthy Cozen. + + _Ja._ True, Sir. + + _Coz._ I might have been a Duke too, I had means, + A wife as fair as his, and as wise as his; + And could have brookt the Court as well as his, + And laid about her for her husbands honor: + O _Jaques_, had I ever dreamt of this, + I had prevented him. + + _Ja._ Faith Sir it came + Above our expectation, we were wise + Only in seeking to undoe this honor, + Which shewed our dung-hill breeding and our durt. + + _Coz._ But tell me _Jaques_, + Why could we not perceive? what dull Divel + Wrought us to cross this noble course, perswading + 'Twould be his overthrow? 'fore me a Courtier + Is he that knows all, _Jaques_, and does all, + 'Tis as his noble Grace hath often said, + And very wisely, _Jaques_, we are fools, + And understand just nothing. + + _Ja._ I, as we were, I confess it. + But rising with our great Master, + We shall be call'd to knowledge with our places, + 'Tis nothing to be wise, not thus much there, + There's not the least of the billet dealers, + Nor any of the Pastry, or the Kitchin, + But have it in measure delicate. + + _Coz._ Methinks this greatness of the Dukes my Cozens, + (I ask you mercy, _Jaques_, that near name + Is too familiar for me) should give promise + Of some great benefits to his attendants. + + _Ja._ I have a suit my self, and it is sure, + Or I mistake my ends much. + + _Coz._ What is't _Jaques_, + May I not crave the place? + + _Ja._ Yes, Sir, you shall, + 'Tis to be but his Graces Secretary, + Which is my little all, and my ambition, + Till my known worth shall take me by the hand, + And set me higher; how the fates may do + In this poor thread of life, is yet uncertain; + I was not born I take it for a Trencher, + Nor to espouse my Mistriss Dairy-maid. + + _Couz._ I am resolv'd my Wife shall up to Court; + I'll furnish her, that is a speeding course, + And cannot chuse but breed a mighty fortune; + What a fine youth was I, to let him start, + And get the rise before me! I'll dispatch, + And put my self in Moneys. + + _Ja._ Mass 'tis true, + And now you talke of Money; Sir, my business + For taking those Crowns must be dispatcht: + This little plot in the Countrey lies most fit + To do his Grace such serviceable uses, + I must about it. + + _Couz._ Yet, before you goe, + Give me your hand, and bear my humble service + To the great Duke your Master, and his Duchess, + And live your self in favor: say my Wife + Shall there attend them shortly, so farewell. + + _Ja._ I'll see you mounted, Sir. + + _Couz._ It may not be, + Your place is far above it, spare your self, + And know I am your servant, fare ye well. [_Exit Couzen._ + + _Ja._ Sir I shall rest to be commanded by you, + This place of Secretary will not content me, + I must be more and greater: let me see; + To be a Baron is no such great matter + As people take it: for say I were a Count, + I am still an under-person to this Duke, + Which methinks sounds but harshly: but a Duke? + O I am strangely taken, 'tis a Duke + Or nothing, I'll advise upon't, and see + What may be done by wit and industry. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Wife, Longoveil, Bewford, Servants. + + _Wife._ It must be carried closely with a care + That no man speak unto him, or come near him, + Without our private knowledge, or be made + Afore-hand to our practice: + My good husband, + I shall entreat you now to stay a while, + And prove a noble coxcomb. + Gentlemen, + Your counsel and advice about this carriage. + + _Ser._ Alas good man, I do begin to mourn + His dire Massacre: what a persecution + Is pouring down upon him! sure he is sinful. + + _Long._ Let him be kept in's chamber under shew + Of state and dignity, and no man suffer'd + To see his noble face, or have access, + But we that are Conspirators. + + _Bew._ Or else down with him into the Countrey amongst his Tenants, + There he may live far longer in his greatness, + And play the fool in pomp amongst his fellows. + + _Wife._ No, he shall play the fool in the City, and stay, + I will not lose the greatness of this jest, + That shall be given to my wit, for the whole Revenues. + + _Ser._ Then thus wee'll have a guard about his person, + That no man come too near him, and our selves + Alwayes in company; have him into the City + To see his face swell; whilst, in divers corners, + Some of our own appointing shall be ready + To cry heaven bless your Grace, long live your Grace. + + _Wife._ Servant, your counsel's excellent good, + And shall be follow'd, 'twill be rarely strange + To see him stated thus, as though he went + A shroving through the City, or intended + To set up some new [stake]: + I shall not hold + From open laughter, when I hear him cry, + Come hither my sweet Duchess: let me kiss + Thy gracious lips: for this will be his phrases? + I fear me nothing but his legs will break + Under his mighty weight of such a greatness. + + _Bew._ Now me thinks dearest Lady you are too cruel; + His very heart will freeze in knowing this. + + _Wife._ No, no, the man was never of such deepness, + To make conceit his Master: Sir, I'll assure ye + He will out-live twenty such pageants. + Were he but my Cozen, or my Brother, + And such a desperate killer of his fortune, + In this belief he should dye, though it cost me + A thousand Crowns a day to hold it up; + Or were I not known his wife, and so to have + An equal feeling of this ill he suffers, + He should be thus till all the Boyes i'th' Town + Made sute to weare his badges in their hats, + And walk before his Grace with sticks and nose-gayes, + We Married Women hold-- + + _Ser._ 'Tis well, no more. + The Duke is entring, set you[r] faces right, + And bow like Countrey Prologues: here he comes. + Make room afore, the Duke is entring. + + _Enter Duke._ + + _Long._ The choisest fortunes wait upon our Duke. + + _Ser._ And give him all content and happiness. + + _Bew._ Let his great name live to the end of time. + + _Duke._ We thank you, and are pleas'd to give you notice + We shall at fitter times wait on your Loves, + Till when, be near Us. + + _Longv._ 'Tis a valiant purge, and works extreamly; + 'Thas delivered him + Of all Right worshipful and gentle humors, + And left his belly full of nobleness. + + _Du._ It pleased the King my Master, + For sundry vertues not unknown to him, + And the all-seeing state, to lend his hand, + And raise me to this Eminence, how this + May seem to other Men, or stir the minds + Of such as are my fellow Peers, I know not, + I would desire their loves in just designs. + + _Wife._ Now by my faith he does well, very well: + Beshrew my heart I have not seen a better, + Of a raw fellow, that before this day + Never rehearst his state: 'tis marvellous well. + + _Ser._ Is he not Duke indeed, see how he looks + As if his spirit were a last, or two + Above his veins, and stretcht his noble hide. + + _Long._ Hee's high-brac't like a Drum, pray God he break not. + + _Bew._ Why let him break, there's but a Calves-skin lost. + + _Long._ May it please your Grace to see the City, + 'Twill be to the minds and much contentment + Of the doubtful people. + + _Du._ I am determin'd so, till my return + I leave my honour'd Dutchess to her chamber. + Be careful of your health, I pray you be so. + + _Ser._ Your Grace shall suffer us your humble servants + To give attendance, fit so great a person + Upon your body. + + _Du._ I am pleased so. + + _Long._ Away good _Bewford_, raise a guard sufficient + To keep him from the reach of Tongues, be quick; + And do you hear, remember how the streets + Must be dispos'd with, for cries, and salutations. + Your Grace determines not to see the King-- + + _Du._ Not yet, I shall be ready ten dayes hence + To kiss his Highness hand, and give him thanks, + As it is fit I should for his great bounty. + Set forward Gentlemen. + + _Groom._ Room for the Duke there. [_Exeunt Duke and Train._ + + _Wife._ 'Tis fit he should have room to shew his mightiness, + He swells so with his poyson, + 'Tis better to reclaim ye thus, than make + A sheeps-head of you, It had been but your due; + But I have mercy Sir, and mean to reclaim you + By a directer course. + That Woman is not worthy of a Soul + That has the sovereign power to rule her husband, + And gives her title up, so long provided + As there be fair play, and his state not wrong'd. + + _Enter_ Shattillion. + + _Shat._ I would be glad to know whence this new Duke springs, + The people buz abroad; or by what title + He receiv'd his dignity, 'tis very strange + There should be such close jugling in the State, + But I am ty'd to silence, yet a day + May come, and soon to perfect all these doubts. + + _Wife._ It is the mad _Shattillion_ by my Soul, + I suffer much for this poor Gentleman; + I'll speak to him, may be he yet knows me. + _Monsieur Shattilion._ + + _Shat._ Can you give me reason from whence + This great Duke sprang that walks abroad? + + _Wife._ Even from the King himself. + + _Shot._ As you are a Woman, I think you may be cover'd? + Yet your prayer would do no harm good Woman. + + _Wife._ God preserve him. + + _Enter_ Shattillions _Love_. + + _Shat._ I say Amen, and so say all good Subjects. + + _Love._ Lady, as ever you have lov'd, or shall, + As you have hope of heaven lend your hand, + And wit, to draw this poor distracted man + Under your roofe, from the broad eyes of people, + And wonder of the streets. + + _Wife._ With all my heart; + My feeling of his grief and loss is much. + + _Love._ Sir, now you are come so near the prison, will ye + Goe in, and visit your fair Love: poor soul + She would be glad to see you. + + _Shat._ This same Duke is but + Apocryphal, there's no creation + That can stand where titles are not right. + + _Lov._ 'Tis true, Sir. + + _Shat._ That is another draught upon my life; + Let me examine well the words I spake. + The words I spake were, that this novel Duke + Is not o'th' true making, 'tis to me most certain. + + _Wife._ You are as right, Sir, as you went by line. + + _Shat._ And to the grief of many thousands more. + + _Wife._ If there be any such, God comfort them. + + _Shat._ Whose mouths may open when the time shall please; + I'm betray'd, commend me to the King, + And tell him I am sound, and crave but justice; + You shall not need to have your guard upon me, + Which I am sure are plac'd for my attachment; + Lead on; I'm obedient to my bonds. + + _Lov._ Good Sir be not displeased with us; + We are but servants to his Highness will, + To make that good. + + _Shat._ I do forgive you even with my heart; + Shall I entreat a favor? + + _Wife._ Any thing. + + _Shat._ To see my love before that fatal stroak, + And publish to the world my christian death, + And true obedience to the Crown of _France_. + + _Lov._ I hope it shall not need Sir, for there is mercy + As well as Justice in his Royal heart. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter three Gentlemen._ + + _1 Gent._ Every man take his corner, here am I, + You there, and you in that place, so be perfect, + Have a great care your cries be loud; and faces + Full of dejected fear and humbleness. + He comes. + + _Enter_ Jaques. + + _Ja._ Fye, how these streets are charg'd and swell'd + With these same rascally people! give more room, + Or I shall have occasion to distribute + A martial almes amongst you; as I am a Gentleman + I have not seen such rude disorder, + They follow him like a prize, there's no true gaper + Like to your Citizen, he will be sure + The Beares shall not pass by his door in peace, + But he and all his family will follow. + Room there afore: Sound: + + _Enter Duke and his company._ + + _Ja._ Give room, and keep your places, + you may see enough; keep your places. + + _Long._ These people are too far unmanner'd, thus + To stop your Graces way with multitudes. + + _Du._ Rebuke them not, good _Monsieur_, 'tis their loves + Which I will answer, if it please my stars + To spare me life and health. + + _2 Gen._ Bless your Grace. + + _Du._ And you with all my heart. + + _1 Gen._ Now heaven preserve your happy dayes: + + _Du._ I thank you too. + + _3. Gen._ Now Heaven save your Grace; + + _Du._ I thank you all. + + _Bew._ On there before. + + _Du._ Stand Gentlemen, stay yet a while. + For I am minded to impart my love + To these good people, and my friends, + Whose love and prayers for my greatness, + Are equal in abundance, note me well, + And with my words; my heart? for as the Tree-- + + _Long._ Your Grace had best beware, 'twill be inform'd + Your greatness with the people. + + _Duke._ I had more, + My honest, and ingenious people.--But + The weight of business hath prevented me. + I am call'd from you: but this tree I spake of + Shall bring forth fruit, I hope, to your content, + And so I share my bowels amongst you all. + + _Omnes._ A noble Duke, a very noble Duke. + + _Enter a Gentleman._ + + _Ser._ Afore there Gentlemen. + + _Gen._ You'r faithfully met good _Monsieur Mount Marine_. + + _Ser._ Be advis'd, the time is alter'd. + + _Gen._ Is he not the same man he was afore? + + _Duke._ Still the same man to you, Sir. + + _Long._ You have received mighty Grace, be thankful. + + _Gen._ Let me not dye in ignorance; + + _Long._ You shall not. + Then know, the King out of his love, hath pleas'd + To stile him Duke of _Burgundy_. + + _Gen._ O great Duke, + Thus low, I plead for pardon, and desire + To be enrol'd amongst your poorest slaves. + + _Du._ Sir, you have mercy, and withal my hand, + From henceforth let me call you one of mine. + + _Ser._ Make room afore there, and dismiss the people. + + _Du._ Every Man to his house in peace and quiet. + + _Peop._ Now heaven preserve the Duke, heaven bless the Duke. + [_Exeunt Omnes._ + + _Enter Wife._ + + _Wife._ This Letter came this morn from my Cosin + To the great Lady, high and mighty Duchess + Of _Burgundy_, be these delivered. Oh, + For a stronger lace to keep my breath + That I may laugh the nine days till the wonder + Fall to an ebb: the high and mighty Duchess? + The high and mighty God? what a stile is this! + Methinks it goes like a Duchy lope-man, + A ladder of 100 rounds will fail + To reach the top on't: well my gentle Cosin + I know by these contents, your itch of honor; + You must to the Court you say, and very shortly: + You shall be welcome; and if your wife have wit + I'll put her in a thriving course, if not + Her own sin on her own head, not a blot + Shall stain my reputation, only this + I must for healths sake sometimes make an ass + Of the tame moil my Husband; 'twill do him good, + And give him fresher brains, Me fresher bloud. + Now for the noble Duke, I hear him coming. + + _Enter Duke, his train._ + + Your Grace is well return'd. + + _Duke._ As well as may be: + Never in younger health, never more able: + I mean to be your bed-fellow this night, + Let me have good encounter. + + _Bew._ Bless me heaven + What a hot meat this greatness is! + + _Long._ It may be so, + For I'll be sworn he hath not got a snap + This two months on my knowledge, or her woman + Is damn'd for swearing it. + + _Duke._ I thank you Gentlemen for your attendance + And also your great pains, pray know my Lodgings + Better and oftner, do so Gentlemen. + Now by my honor, as I am a Prince, + I speak sincerely, know my lodgings better, + And be not strangers, I shall see your service + And your deservings, when you least expect. + + _Om._ We humbly thank your grace for this great favor. + + _Du._ _Jaques?_ + + _Jaq._ Your Grace. + + _Du._ Be ready for the Countrey, + And let my Tenants know the Kings great love: + Say I would see them, but the weight at Court + Lies heavy on my shoulders: let them know + I do expect their duties in attendance + Against the next feast, wait for my coming + To take up Post-horse, and be full of speed. [_Exit_ Jaq. + + _Wife._ I would desire your Grace-- + + _Du._ You shall desire, and have your + Full desire: sweet Duchess speak. + + _Wife._ To have some conference with a Gentleman + That seems not altogether void of reason. + He talks of Titles, and things near the Crown, + And knowing none so fit as your [good] Grace, + To give the difference in such points of State-- + + _Du._ What is he? if he be noble, or have any part + That's worthy our converse, we do accept him. + + _Wife._ I can assure your Grace, his strain is noble, + But he's very subtle. + + _Duke._ Let him be so. + Let him have all the brains, I shall demonstrate + How this most Christian Crown of _France_ can bear + No other shew of Title than the Kings. + I will go in and meditate for half an hour, + And then be ready for him presently, + I will convert him quickly, or confound him. + + _Serv._ Is mad _Shattillion_ here? + + _Wife._ Is here, and's Lady, + I prethee servant fetch him hither. + + _Serv._ Why, what do you mean to put him to? + + _Wife._ To chat with the mad lad my Husband; + 'Twill be brave to hear them speak, babble, + Stare, and prate. + + _Bew._ But what shall be the end of all this, Lady? + + _Enter_ Shattillion _and Lady_. + + _Wife._ Leave that to me, now for the grand dispute, + For see, here comes _Shattillion_: as I live, methinks + All _France_ should bear part of his griefs. + + _Long._ I'll fetch my Lord the Duke. + + _Shat._ Where am I now, or whether will you lead me? + To my death? I crave my priviledge, + I must not dye, but by just course of Law. + + _Serv._ His Majesty hath sent by me your pardon, + He meant not you should dye; but would intreat you + To lay the full state of your Title open, + Unto a grave and Noble Gentleman. + + _Enter_ Duke _and_ Longovile. + + The Duke of _Burgundy_ who here doth come, + Who, either by his wisdom will confute you, + Or else inform and satisfie the King. + + _Bew._ May't please your grace, this is the Gentleman. + + _Duke._ Is this he that chops Logick with my Liege? + + _Shat._ D'ye mock me? you are great, the time will come, + When you shall be as much contemn'd as I, + Where are the antient compliments of _France_, + The upstarts brave the Princes of the bloud? + + _Duke._ Your Title Sir, in short. + + _Shat._ He must Sir, + Be a better States-man than your self, that can + Trip me in any thing, I will not speak + Before these witnesses. + + _Duke._ Depart the room, for none shall stay, + No, not my dearest Duchess. + + _Wife._ We'll stand behind the Arras and hear all. [_Exeunt._ + + _Duke._ In that chair take your place, I in this, + Discourse your Title now. + + _Shat._ Sir, you shall know, + My Loves true Title, mine by Marriage, + Setting aside the first race of _French_ Kings, + Which will not here concern us, as _Pharamond_, + With _Clodian_, _Meroveus_, and _Chilperick_, + And to come down unto the second Race, + Which we will likewise slip-- + + _Duke._ But take me with you. + + _Shat._ I pray you give me leave, of _Martel Charles_, + The Father of King _Pippin_, who was, Sire + To _Charles_ the Great, and famous _Charlemain_. + And to come to the third Race of _French_ Kings, + Which will not be greatly pertinent in this cause, + Betwixt the King and me, of which you know + _HUGH CAPET_ was the first, + Next his Son _Robert_, _Henry_ then, and _Philip_ + With _Lewis_, and his Son a _Lewis_ too, + And of that name the Seventh, but all this + Springs from a Female, as it shall appear. + + _Duke._ Now give me leave, I grant you this your Title + At the first sight, carries some shew of truth; + But if ye weigh it well, ye shall find light. + Is not his Majesty possest in peace, + And justice executed in his name, + And can you think the most Christian King + Would do this if he saw not reason for it? + + _Shat._ But had not the Tenth _Lewis_ a sole Daughter? + + _Duke._ I cannot tell. + + _Shat._ But answer me directly. + + _Duke._ It is a most seditious question. + + _Shat._ Is this your justice? + + _Duke._ I stand for my King. + + _Shat._ Was ever Heir-apparant thus abus'd? + I'll have your head for this. + + _Duke._ Why, do your worst. + + _Shat._ Will no one stir to apprehend this Traitor? + A guard about my person, will none come? + Must my own royal hands perform the deed? + Then thus I do arrest you. + + _Duke._ Treason, help. + + _Enter Wife_, Long. Bew. _and Serv._ + + _Wife._ Help, help, my Lord and Husband. + + _Duke._ Help the Duke. + + _Long._ Forbear his grace's person. + + _Shat._ Forbear you to touch him that + Your Heir-apparent weds, + But by this hand, I will have all your heads. [_Exit._ + + _Serv._ How doth your Grace? + + _Duke._ Why? well. + + _Serv._ How do you find his Title? + + _Duke._ 'Tis a dangerous one, + As can come by a female. + + _Serv._ I, 'tis true, + But the Law _Salique_ cuts him off from all. + + _Long._ I do beseech your Grace, how stands his Title? + + _Duke._ Pew, nothing; the Law _Salique_ cuts him off from all. + + _Wife._ My gracious Husband, you must now prepare, + In all your Graces pomp to entertain + Your Cosin, who is now a convertite, + And follows here, this night he will be here. + + _Duke._ Be ready all in haste, I do intend, + To shew before my Cosin's wondring face, + The greatness of my pomp, and of my place. [_Exeunt omnes._ + + + + + _Actus Quartus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter Cosin and his Wife._ + + _Cos._ Sirrah, is all things carried to the Tailor? + The measure, and the fashion of the Gown, + With the best trim? + + _Man._ Yes Sir, and 'twill be ready within this two days. + + _Cos._ For my self I care not, + I have a suit or two of antient Velvet; + Which with some small correcting and addition, + May steal into the presence. + + _Wife._ Would my Gown were ready; Husband, I'll lay my life, + To make you something e'r to morrow night. + + _Cos._ It must not be + Before we see the Duke, and have advice, + How to behave our selves: lets in the while, + And keep our selves from knowledge, till time shall call us. + + _Enter_ Long. _and_ Bew. + + _Long._ I much admire the fierce _masculine_ spirit, + Of this dread _Amazon_. + + _Bew._ This following night I'll have a wench in solace. + + _Long._ Sir, I hear you, + And will be with you if I live, no more. + + _Enter_ Maria. + + _Ma._ My Lady would intreat your presence, Gentlemen. + + _Bew._ We will obey your Lady, she is worthy. + + _Long._ You, light alone, a word, or two. + + _Ma._ Your Will, Sir. + + _Long._ Hark in your ear; wilt thou be married? speak, wilt thou + marry? + + _Ma._ Married? to whom Sir? + + _Long._ To a proper fellow, landed, and able bodied. + + _Ma._ Why do you flout me, Sir? + + _Long._ I swear I do not; I love thee for thy Ladies sake, be free? + + _Ma._ If I could meet such matches as you speak of, + I were a very child to lose my time, Sir. + + _Long._ What saist thou to Monsieur _Bewford_? + + _Ma._ Sir, I say he's a proper Gentleman, and far + Above my means to look at. + + _Long._ Dost thou like him? + + _Ma._ Yes Sir, and ever did. + + _Long._ He is thine own. + + _Ma._ You are too great in promises. + + _Long._ Be rul'd, and follow my advice, he shall be thine. + + _Ma._ Would you would make it good, Sir. + + _Long._ Do but thus, + Get thee a cushion underneath thy cloaths, + And leave the rest to me. + + _Ma._ I'll be your scholar, + I cannot lose much by the venture sure. + + _Long._ Thou wilt lose a pretty maidenhead, my rogue, + Or I am much o'th' bow hand, you'll remember + If all this take effect, who did it for you, + And what I may deserve for such a kindness. + + _Ma._ Yours Sir. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Jaques _and_ Shattillion _severally_. + + _Jaq._ Save ye Sir. + + _Shat._ Save the King. + + _Jaq._ I pray you Sir, which is the nearest way. + + _Shat._ Save the King, this is the nearest way. + + _Jaq._ Which is the nearest way to the Post-house? + + _Shat._ God save the King and his Post-house. + + _Jaq._ I pray Sir direct me to the house. + + _Shat._ Heaven save the King, you cannot catch me, Sir. + + _Jaq._ I do not understand you, Sir. + + _Shat._ You do not, I say you cannot catch me, Sir. + + _Jaq._ Not catch you, Sir? + + _Shat._ No Sir, nor can the King, + With all his stratagems, and his forced tricks, + Although he put his Nobles in disguise; + Never so oft to sift into my words, + By course of Law, lay hold upon my life. + + _Jaq._ It is business that my Lord the Duke + Is by the King imployed in, and he thinks + I am acquainted with it. + + _Shat._ I shall not need to rip the cause up, + From the first, to you, + But if his Majesty had suffer'd me + To marry her, though she be after him, + The right heir general to the Crown of _France_. + I would not have convey'd her into _Spain_, + As it was thought, nor would I e'er have joyn'd, + With the reformed Churches, to make them, + Stand for my cause. + + _Jaq._ I do not think you would. + + _Shat._ I thank you Sir, + And since I see you are a favourer + Of virtues, kept in bondage; + Tell directly to my soveraign King, + For so I will acknowledge him for ever, + How you have found my staid affections + Setled for peace, and for the present state. + + _Jaq._ Why Sir? + + _Shat._ And good Sir, tell him further this, + That notwithstanding all suggestions + Brought to him against me, and all his suspitions, + Which are innumerable to my treasons, + If he will warrant me but publique trial, + I'll freely yeild my self into his hands; + Can he have more than this? + + _Jaq._ No by my troth. + + _Shat._ I would his Majesty would hear but reason, + As well as you. + + _Jaq._ But Sir, you do mistake me, + For I never saw the King. + In all my life but once, therefore good Sir, + May it please you to shew me which is the Post-house. + + _Sha._ I cry you mercy, Sir, then you are my friend. + + _Jaq._ Yes Sir. + + _Sha._ And such men are very rare with me, + The Post-house is hard by, farewel; + + _Jaq._ I thank you, Sir, I must ride hard to night, + And it is dark already. + + _Sha._ I am cruel, to send this man directly to his death + That is my friend, and I might easily save him, + He shall not dye, come back, my friend, come back. + + _Jaq._ What is your Will? + + _Sha._ Do you not know? + + _Jaq._ Not I. + + _Sha._ And do you gather nothing by my face? + + _Jaq._ No Sir. + + _Sha._ Virtue is ever innocent, + Lay not the fault on me, I grieve for you, + And wish that all my tears might win your safety. + + _Jaq._ Why Sir? + + _Sha._ Alas good friend you are undone, + The more ill fortune, mine to be the means + Of your sad overthrow, you know not me. + + _Jaq._ No truly Sir. + + _Sha._ Would you had never seen me, + I am a man pursu'd by the whole state + And sure some one hath seen me talk with you. + + _Jaq._ Yes, divers Sir. + + _Sha._ Why then your head is gone. + + _Jaq._ I'll out of town. + + _Sha._ Would it were soon enough, + Stay if you love your life, or else you are taken. + + _Jaq._ What shall I do? + + _Sha._ I'll venture deeply for him, + Rather than to cast away an innocent, + Take courage friend, I will preserve thy life, + With hazard of mine own. + + _Jaq._ I thank you, Sir. + + _Sha._ This night thou shalt be lodg'd within my doors, + Which shall be all lock'd fast, and in the morn + I'll so provide, you shall have free access, + To the Sea-side, and so be shipt away, + E'r any know it. + + _Jaq._ Good Sir, suddainly, I am afraid to dye. + + _Sha._ Then follow me. [_Exeunt_. + + _Enter_ Shatillion's _Love._ + + _Love._ This way he went, and there's the house, I hope, + His better Angel hath directed him, + To leave the wandring streets, poor Gentleman. + Would I were able with as free a heart, + To set his soul right, as I am to grieve, + The ruine of his fame, which God forgive me; + Sir, if you be within, I pray Sir speak to me. + + _Sha._ I am within, and will be; what are you? + + _Love._ A friend. + + _Sha._ No Sir, you must pardon me, + I am acquainted with none such: be speedy, + Friend, there is no other remedy. + + _Love._ A word Sir, I say, I am your friend. + + _Sha._ You cannot scape by any other means, + Be not fearful, God save the King, + What's your business, Sir? + + _Lov._ To speak with you. + + _Sha._ Speak out then. + + _Lov._ Shall I not come up? + + _Sha._ Thou shalt not: flie if thou be'st thine own friend, + There lies the suit and all the furniture + Belonging to the head, on with it friend. + + _Lov._ Sir do you hear? + + _Sha._ I do, God bless the King, + It was a habit I had laid aside, + For my own person, if the state had forced me. + + _Love._ Good Sir, unlock your door. + + _Sha._ Be full of speed, I see some 20 Musquetiers in ambush + Whate'r thou art, know I am here and will be, + Seest thou this bloody sword that cries revenge? + Shake not my friend, through millions of these foes + I'll be thy guard, and set thee safe aboard. + + _Lov._ Dare you not trust me, Sir? + + _Sha._ My good sword before me, + And my allegeance to the King I tell thee + Captain (for so I ghess thee by thy Arms) + And the loose flanks of Halberdiers about thee, + Thou art too weak, and foolish to attempt me. + If you be ready, follow me, and hark you + Upon your life speak to no living wight, + Except my self. + + _Love._ Monsieur _Shattillion_? + + _Sha._ Thou shalt not call agen; thus with my sword, + And the strong faith I bear unto the King; + Whom God preserve, I will de[sc]end my chamber, + And cut thy throat, I swear I'll cut thy throat, + Steal after me and live. + + _Love._ I will not stay. + The fury of a man so far distracted. [_Exit_ Love. + + _Enter_ Shattillion. + + Where's the Officer that dares not enter, + To intrap the life of my distressed friend? + I, have you hid your self? you must be found, + What do you fear? is not authority on your side + Nay, I know the Kings command + Will be your warrant, why then fear you? speak + What strange designs are these? _Shattillion_, + Be resolute and bear thy self upright, + Though the whole world despise thee: soft, methinks. + I heard a rushing which was like the shake + Of a discovered Officer, I'll search + The whole street over, but I'll find thee out. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Jaques _in womans apparel_. + + _Jaq._ How my joynts do shake, where had I been + But for this worthy Gentleman, that + Hath some touch of my infortunes; would I were + Safe under hatches once, for _Callicut_, + Farewel the pomp of Court, I never more + Can hope to be a Duke or any thing, + I never more shall see the glorious face + Of my fair spreading Lord that lov'd me well. + + _Enter_ Shattillion. + + _Shat._ Fly you so fast? I had a sight of you, + But would not follow you; I was too wise, + You shall not lead me with a cunning trick; + Where you may catch me; poor _Shattillion_; + Hath the Kings anger left thee never a friend? + No, all mens loves move by the breath of Kings. + + _Jaq._ It is the Gentleman that sav'd my life, Sir. + + _Shat._ Bless _Shattillion_, another plot. + + _Jaq._ No Sir, 'tis I. + + _Shat._ Why, who are you? + + _Jaq._ Your friend whom you preserv'd. + + _Shat._ Whom I preserv'd? + My friend? I have no woman friend but one, + Who is too close in prison to be here; + Come near, let me look on you. + + _Jaq._ 'Tis I. + + _Shat._ You should not be a woman by your stature. + + _Jaq._ I am none, Sir. + + _Shat._ I know it, then keep off, + Strange men and times! how I am still preserv'd! + Here they have sent a yeoman of the guard, + Disguis'd in womans clothes, to work on me, + To make love to me; and to trap my words, + And so insnare my life, I know you, Sir, + Stand back, upon your peril, can this be + In _Christian_ Common-weals, from this time forth + I'll cut off all the means to work on me, + I'll ne'er stir from my house: and keep my doors + Lockt day and night, and cheapen meat and drink + At the next shops by Signs, out of my window, + And having bought it, draw it up in my garters. + + _Jaq._ Sir, will you help me? + + _Shat._ Do not follow me, + I'll take a course to live, despight of men. [_Exit_ Shat. + + _Jaq._ He dares not venture for me, wretched _Jaques_! + Thou art undone for ever and for ever, + Never to rise again? what shall I do? + + _Enter_ Bewfort. + + Where shall I hide me? here's one to take me, + I must stand close, and not speak for my life. + + _Bew._ This is the time of night, and this the haunt, + In which I use to catch my Wastcoatiers, + It is not very dark, no, I shall spie 'em, + I have walk't out in such a pitchy night. + I could not see my fingers this far off, + And yet have brought home venison by the smell, + I hope they have not left their old walk, ah? + Have I spied you sitting by this light? + To me there's no such fine sight in the world, + As a white apron 'twixt twelve and one; + See how it glisters! do you think to scape? + See now I have you fast; come, and do not strive, + It takes away the edge of appetite; + Come, I'll be liberal every way. + Take heed you make no noise, for waking of the Watch. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter Cosin and his Wife._ + + _Cos._ Now the blessing of some happy guide, + To bring us to the Duke, and we are ready. + + _Enter_ Long. _and Servant_. + + Come forward, see the door is open'd, + And two of his Gent. I'll speak to them, + And mark how I behave my self, God save ye; + For less I cannot wish to men of sort, and of your seeming: + Are you of the Dukes? + + _Long._ We are, Sir, and your servants, your salutes, + We give you back again with many thanks. + + _Cos._ When did you hear such words before Wife? peace, + Do you not dare to answer yet; is't fit + So mean a Gentleman as my self should crave, + The presence of the great Duke your Master? + + _Serv._ Sir you may. + + _Long._ Shall we desire your name, and business, Sir? + And we will presently inform him of you. + + _Cos._ My name is _Cleremont_. + + _Serv._ You are his Graces kinsman, + Or I am much mistaken? + + _Cos._ You are right, + Some of his noble bloud runs through these veins, + Though far unworthy of his graces knowledge. + + _Long._ Sir, we must all be yours; his graces kinsman, + And we so much forgetful? 'twas a rudeness, + And must attend your pardon, thus I crave it: + First to this beauteous Lady, whom I take + To be your Wife, Sir, next your mercy. + + _Cos._ You have it, Sir, I do not like this kissing, + It lies so open to a world of wishes. + + _Serv._ This is the merry fellow; this is he + That must be noble too. + + _Long._ And so he shall. + If all the Art I have can make him noble, + I'll dub him with a Knight-hood; if his wife + Will be but forward, and joyn issue, + I like her above excellent. + + _Serv._ Wil't please you + To walk a turn or two, whilst to the Duke + We make your comming known? [_Exit Serv. and_ Long. + + _Cos._ I shall attend, Sir. + + _Wife._ These Gentlemen are very proper men, + And kiss the best that e'er I tasted. + For goodness-sake husband, let us never more + Come near the Countrey, whatsoe'er betide us; + I am in malice with the memory + Of that same stinking dung-hil. + + _Cos._ Why now you are my chicken and my dear, + Love where I love, hate where I hate: now + You shall have twenty Gowns, and twenty Chains, + See, the door is opening. + + _Groom._ Room afore there, the Duke is entring. + + _Enter Duke_, _Wife_, Long. _Servant_, Maria. + + _Cos._ 'Tis the Duke, even he himself, be merry, + This is the golden age the Poet speaks on. + + _Wife._ I pray it be not brazen'd by their faces, + And yet methinks they are the neatest Pieces + For shape, and cutting that e'er I beheld. + + _Cos._ Most gracious Duke, my poor Spouse and my self, + Do kiss your mighty foot, and next to that + The great hand of your Dutchess, ever wishing + Your honors ever springing, and your years. + + _Duke._ Cosin? + + _Cos._ Your Graces vassal, far unworthy + The nearness of your blood. + + _Duke._ Correct me not, I know the word I speak, + And know the person. + Though I be something higher than the place + Where common men have motion, and descending + Down with my eye, their forms are lessened to me; + Yet from this pitch can I behold my own, + From millions of those men that have no mark, + And in my fearful stoop, can make them stand, + When others feel my feet, and perish: Cosin, + Be comforted, you are very welcome, so + Is your fair Wife: the charge of whom I give + To my own dearest, and best beloved. + Tell me, you have resolv'd your self for Court, + And utterly renounc'd the slavish Countrey, + With all the cares thereof? + + _Cos._ I have, Sir. + + _Duke._ Have you dismist your eating houshold, + Sold your hangings of _Nebuchadnezar_, for such they were, + As I remember, with the Furnitures + Belonging to your Beds and Chambers? + + _Cos._ I Sir. + + _Duke._ Have you most carefully ta'en off the Lead, + From you[r] roof, weak with age, and so prevented + The ruin of your house, and clapt him + In a summer suit of thatch to keep him cool? + + _Cos._ All this I have perform'd. + + _Duke._ Then lend me all your hands, I will embrace my Cosin + Who is an understanding Gentleman, + And with a zeal mighty, as is my name, + Once more I bid you welcome to the Court; + My state again. + + _Duch._ As I was telling you, your Husband + Must be no more Commander, look to that, + Be several at meat, and lodging, let him have + Board-wages, and Diet, 'mongst his men i'th' Town + For pleasure, if he be given to't, let him have it, + Else as your own fancy shall direct you. + Cosin, you see this mighty man here: he was an ass + When he came first to Town: indeed he was + Just such another coxcomb as your Husband, + God bless the mark, and every good mans child! + This must not stir you Cosin. + + _Wif._ Heaven forbid! + + _Long._ Sweet _Maria_; provide the cushion ready for it. + + _Mar._ It shall be done. + + _Duke._ Receive all your advices from our self, + Be once a day with us, and so farewel + For this time, my fair Cosin, Gentlemen + Conduct him to his Lodging. + + _Duch._ Farewel, and think upon my words. + + _Wife._ I shall observe them. [_Exit Duke and Duchess._ + + _Cos._ Health, and the Kings continual love, attend you. + + _Serv._ Oh for a private place to ease my Lungs! + Heaven give me patience, such a pair of jades + Were never better ridden to this hour, + Pray heaven they hold out to the journeys end. + + _Long._ Twitch him aside good _Monsieur_, whilst I break + Upon the body of his strength, his wife, + I have a constant promise: she is my own. + + _Serv._ Ply her to wind-ward _Monsieur_, you have taken + The most compendious way to raise your self, + That could have been delivered by a Counsel. + + _Cos._ I have some certain aims, Sir: but my wife-- + + _Serv._ Your wife, you must not let that trouble you. + + _Cos._ It will Sir, to see her in a strangers arms. + + _Serv._ What mean you? let her alone, be wise, stir not a foot + For if you do, all your hopes are buried: + I swear you are a lost man if you stir. + + _Cos._ I thank you Sir, I will be more advis'd. + + _Serv._ But what great Office do you level at? + + _Cos._ Sir, they are kissing. + + _Serv._ Let them kiss, + And much may do their good hearts; they must kiss + And kiss, and double kiss, and kiss again, + Or you may kiss the post for any rising: + Had your noble kinsman ever mounted + To these high Spheres of honor, now he moves in, + But for the kisses of his wife? + + _Cos._ I know not. + + _Serv._ Then I do; credit me, he had been lost, + A fellow of no mark, and no repute. + Had not his wife kist soon, and very sweetly: + She was an excellent woman, and dispatcht him + To his full being, in a moment, Sir-- [_Exit_ Long. _and Wife_. + + _Cos._ But yet methinks he [sh]ould not take her, Sir, + Into a private room. + + _Serv._ Now stand and flourish, + You are a mad[e] man for ever. + I do envy you if you stand your fortunes up, + You are the happiest man, but your great Cosin, + This day in Court: well, I will marry surely, + And not let every man out-run me thus. + 'Tis time to be mine own friend, I live + In town here, and direct the readiest way, + To other men, and be a slave my self. + + _Cos._ Nay, good Sir be not mov'd, I am your servant, + And will not be ungrateful for this knowledge. + + _Serv._ Will you be walking home? + + _Cos._ I would desire to have my wife along. + + _Serv._ You are too raw, + Begone, and take no notice where you left her, + Let her return at leasure, if she stay + A month, 'twill be the better, understand me + This Gentleman can do't. [_Exit Cosin._ + + _Cos._ I will Sir, and wife remember me, a Duke, a Duke wife. + + _Serv._ Aboard her _Longaveile,_ she's thine own, + To me the fooling of this fool is venery. [_Exit Servant._ + + _Enter_ Bewford _and_ Jaques. + + _Bew._ Come, prethee come, have I not crowns? behold + And follow me, here; not a word, go in + Grope by the walls, and you shall find a bed, + Lie down there, see, see, a turn or two, to give + My blood some heats, and I am presently + For action: darkness, by thy leave, I come. [_Exit_ Bew. + + _Enter_ Maria. + + _Ma._ I am perfect in my lesson, be my speed, + Thou god of marriage, this is the door, I'll knock. + + Bew. _within_. Whose there, I cannot come yet. + + _Ma._ Monsieur _Bewford_? + + _Bew._ Stay till I light a candle, who are ye? + + _Ma._ Sir? a poor Gentlewoman. + + _Enter_ Bewford. + + _Bew._ Oh come in, I'll find a time for you too, be not loud. + + _Ma._ Sir, you have found that time already, shame + On my soul therefore. + + _Bew._ Why? what's the matter? + + _Ma._ Do you not see, Sir, is your light so dim? + + _Bew._ Do you not wait on the Lady Mount _Marine_? + + _Ma._ I do Sir, but my love on you. + + _Bew._ Poor soul! how cam'st thou by this big belly? + + _Ma._ By your self. + + _Bew._ By heaven I ne'er touch'd your body. + + _Ma._ Yes, unswear that oath again, I'll tell you all; + These two years I have lov'd you, but the means + How to enjoy you, I did never know + Till Twelf-night last, when hearing of your game + To take up wenches private in the night, + I apprehended straight this course to make + My self as one of them, and wait your coming; + I did so, and enjoyed you, and now this child + That now is quick within me, hide my shame, + And marry me, or else I must be forc'd-- + + _Long. within._ Monsieur _Bewford_, Monsieur _Bewford_. + + _Bew._ Whose that calls? + + _Long._ Are you a bed? + + _Bew._ No Sir, the hangings. + + _Enter_ Longaveil. + + _Long._ Nay _Monsieur_, I'll forbid that, we'll have fair play, + Lend me your candle, are you taken _Bewford_? + A lecher of your practice, and close carriage + To be discovered thus? I am asham'd + So great a master in his art should fail, + And stagger in his grounds. + + _Bew._ You're wide, + This woman and my self are man and wife, + And have been so this half year, + Where are you now? have I been discover'd? + You cannot break so easily on me, Sir, + I am too wary to be open'd by you. + + _Long._ But these are but illusions, to give colour + To your most mystick leachery, but Sir, + The belly hath betraid you all, it must out. + + _Bew._ Good _Longaveil_ believe me on my faith, + I am her husband. + + _Long._ On my faith I cannot, unless I saw + Your hands fast, and your hearts. + + _Bew._ Why _Longavile_, when did I give that to your ears, + That was not truth? by all the world she's mine, + She is my wife, and to confirm you better + I give my self again, here take my hand + And I yours, we are once more married, + Will this content you? + + _Long._ Yes I am believing, and God give you joy. + + _Bew._ My loving wife, I will not wrong thee, + Since I am thine and only loved of thee + From this hour I vow my self a new man, + Be not jealous: for though I had a purpose, + To have spent an hour or two in solace otherwise, + And was provided for it, yet my love + Shall put a better temper to my blood, + Come out thou woman of unwholsome life, + Be sorry for thy sins, and learn to mend, + Nay, never hide your face, you shall be seen. + + _Long._ _Jaques_, why _Jaques_, art thou that _Jaques_, + The very staffe, and right hand of our Duke? + Speak, thou bearded _Venus_. + + _Jaq._ I am he, by miracle preserv'd to be that _Jaques_, + Within this two hours Gentlemen, poor _Jaques_ + Was but as coarse in grave: a man of wisdom, + That of my conscience, if he had his right + Should have a pretty State, but that's all one + That Noble Gentleman did save this life, + I keep it for him, 'tis his own. + + _Long._ Oh _Bacchus_! is all the world drunk? come we'll to the Duke + And give thanks for this delivery. + + + + + _Actus Quintus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter Duke and_ Jaques. + + _Duke._ Not gone unto my Tenants to relate + My Grace and Honor; [and] the mightiness + Of my new name, which would have struck a terror + Through their course doublets, to their very hearts? + + _Jaq._ Alas, great Lord and Master, I could scarce + With safety of my life return again + Unto your graces house, and but for one + That had some mercy, I had sure been hang'd. + + _Duke._ My house? + + _J[a]q._ Yes Sir, this house, your house i' th' Town. + + _Duke._ _Jaques_ we are displeas'd, hath it no name? + + _Jaq._ What name? + + _Duke._ Dull rogue; what hath the King bestow'd + So many honors, open'd all his springs, + And show'red his graces down upon my head, + And has my house no name? no title yet? + _Burgundy_ house you ass. + + _Jaq._ Your graces mercy, + when I was come off, and had recover'd + _Burgundy_ house, I durst not yet be seen, + But lay all night for fear of pursevants + In _Burgundy_ privie house. + + _Duke._ Oh Sir, 'tis well, + Can you remember now? but _Jaques_ know + Since thy intended journey is so crost, + I will go down my self this morning. + + _Jaq._ Sir? + + _Duke._ Have I not said this morning? + + _Jaq._ But consider, + That nothing is prepared yet for your journey, + Your graces teams not here to draw your cloaths; + And not a Carrier yet in town to send by. + + _Duke._ I say once more go about it, + You're a wise man, you'd have me linger time, + Till I have worn these cloaths out: will ye go? [_Ex._ Jaq. + Make ye ready Wife. + + _Enter Wife._ + + _Duc._ I am so, mighty Duke. + + _Duke._ Nay, for the Countrey. + + _Duc._ How? for the Countrey? + + _Duke._ Yes I am resolv'd to see my Tenants in this bravery, + Make them a sumptuous feast, with a slight shew, + Of _Dives_ and _Lazarus_, and a squib or two, + And so return. + + _Duc._ Why Sir? you are not mad? + + _Duke._ How many Dukes have ye known mad? I pray speak. + + _Duc._ You are the first, Sir, and I hope the last, + But you are stark horn-mad. + + _Duke._ Forbear good wife. + + _Duc._ As I have faith you're mad: your horns + Have been too heavy for you, and have broke + Your skull in pieces: If you be in earnest. + + _Duke._ Well, you shall know my skull and wits are whole + E'r I have done, and yet I am in earnest. + + _Duc._ Why, do you think I'll go? + + _Duke._ I know you shall. + + _Duc._ I shall? by what authority shall I? + + _Duke._ I am your Husband. + + _Duc._ True, I confess it, + And by that name, the world hath given you + A power to sway me; but Sir, you shall know + There is a greater bond that ties me here, + Allegeance to the King, has he not heapt + Those honors on you to no other end, + But to stay you here, and shall I have a hand + In the offending such a gracious Prince? + Besides, our own undoings lies upon't, + Were there no other cause, I do not see, + Why you should go: If I should say you should not. + + _Duke._ Do you think so? + + _Duc._ Yes faith. + + _Duke._ Now good wife make me understand that point. + + _Duc._ Why that you shall, did I not bring you hither? + + _Duke._ Yes. + + _Duc._ And were not all these honors wrought out of the fire by me? + + _Duke._ By you? + + _Duc._ By me? how strange you make it! + When you came first, did you not walk the Town, + In a long Cloak half compass? an old Hat, + Lin'd with Vellure, and on it for a band, + A skein of crimson Cruil? + + _Duke._ I confess it. + + _Duc._ And took base courses? + + _Duke._ Base? + + _Duc._ Base, by this light, extream base, and scurvie, monstrous base. + + _Du[k]e._ What were these courses, wife? + + _Duc._ Why, you shall know, + Did you not thus attir'd, trot up and down, + Plotting for vild and lowsie Offices, + And agreed with the Sergeant of the Bears, + To buy his place? deny this, if you can. + + _Duke._ Why it is true. + + _Duc._ And was not that monstrous base? + + _Duke._ Be advis'd wife, a Bear's a Princely beast. + + _Duc._ A Bear? + + _Duke._ Yes wife, and one side venison. + + _Duc._ You're more than one side fool, [I'm] sure of that. + + _Duke._ But since you have vext me wife, know you shall go; + Or you shall never have penny from me. + + _Duc._ Nay, I have done, and though I know 'twill be + Your overthrow, I'll not forsake you now. + + _Duke._ Be ready then. [_Exit Duke._ + + _Duc._ I will. + + _Enter_ Bewf. Long. _Serv._ Maria. + + _Long._ What are you married _Bewford_? + + _Bew._ I, as fast as words, and hearts, and hands, and Priest can + make us. + + _Duc._ Oh Gentlemen, we are undone. + + _Long._ For what? + + _Duc._ This Gentleman, the Lord of _Lor[n]e_, my Husband, + Will be gone down to shew his play-fellows + Where he is gay. + + _Bew._ What, down into [the] Countrey? + + _Duc._ Yes faith, was ever fool but he so cross? + I would as fain be gracious to him, + As he could wish me, but he will not let me; + Speak faithfully, will he deserve my mercy? + + _Long._ According to his merits he should wear, + A guarded coat, and a great wooden dagger. + + _Duc._ If there be any woman that doth know, + The duties 'twixt a Husband and his wife, + Will speak but one word for him, he shall scape; + Is not that reasonable? but there's none, + Be ready therefore, to pursue the plot + We had against a pinch, for he must stay. + + _Long._ Wait you here for him, whilst I goe + And make the King acquainted with your sport, + For fear he be incens'd for our attempting + Places of so great honor. [_Exit_ Long. + + _Duc._ Go, be speedy. + + _Enter Duke_, _Cosin_, _Wife_, Jaques, _Man_. + + _Duke._ Come let me see how all things are dispos'd of. + + _Jaq._ One Cart will serve for all your furniture, + With room enough behind to ease the Footman, + A capcase for you[r] linnen, and your plate, + With a strange lock that opens with _Amen_, + For my young Lord, because of easie portage, + A quiver of your graces lin'd with Cunney, + Made to be hang'd about the Nurses neck, + Thus, with a Scarfe or Towel. + + _Duke._ Very good. + + _Jaq._ Nay, 'tis well, but had you staid another week, + I would have had you furnisht, in such pomp, + As never Duke of _Burgundy_ was furnisht, + You should have had a Sumpter, though 't had cost me + The laying on my self, where now you are fain, + To hire a Rippers mare, and buy new dossers, + But I have got them painted with your Arms, + With a fair darnex Carpet of my own + Laid cross for the more state. + + _Duke._ _Jaques_ I thank you: your Carpet shall be brusht + And sent you home; what, are you ready wife? + + _Duc._ An hour ago. + + _Duke._ I cannot chuse but kiss thy royal Lips, + Dear _Duchess_ mine, thou art so good a woman. + + _Bew._ Youl'd say so if you knew all, goodman Duckling. + + _Cos._ This was the happiest fortune could befal me + Now in his absence will I follow close + Mine own preferment, and I hope e'r long, + To make my mean and humble name so strong, + As my great Cosins, when the world shall know, + I bear too hot a spirit to live low. + The next Spring will I down, my wife and houshold, + I'll have my Ushers, and my four Lacquies, + Six spare Caroches too, but mum, no more, + What I intend to do, I'll keep in store. + + _Duke._ Mountey, mountey, _Jaques_, be our Querry. + + _Groom._ To horse there Gentlemen, and fall in couples. + + _Duke._ Come honoured Duchess. + + _Enter_ Longavile. + + _Long._ Stand thou proud man. + + _Duke._ Thieves, _Jaques_, raise the people. + + _Long._ No, raise no people, 'tis the Kings command, + Which bids thee once more stand, thou haughty man, + Thou art a monster, for thou art ungrateful, + And like a fellow of a rebel nature, + Hast flung from his embraces: and for + His honors given thee, hast not return'd + So much as thanks, and to oppose his Will, + Resolv'd to leave the Court, and set the Realm + A fire, in discontent, and open action: + Therefore he bids thee stand, thou proud man, + Whilst with the whisking of my sword about, + I take thy honors off: this first sad whisk + Takes off thy Dukedom, thou art but an Earl. + + _Duke._ You are mistaken, _Longavile_. + + _Long._ Oh would I were: this second whisk divides + Thy Earldom from thee, thou art yet a Baron. + + _Duke._ No more whisks if you love me _Longavile_. + + _Long._ Two whisks are past, and two are yet behind, + Yet all must come, but not to linger time. + With these two whisks I end, now mount _Marine_, + For thou art now no more, so says the King, + And I have done his Highness Will with grief. + + _Duke._ Degraded from my honors? + + _Long._ 'Tis too certain. + + _Duke._ I am no Traitor sure, that I know of; + Speak _Jaques_, hast thou ever heard me utter word + Tending to Treason, or to bring in the enemy? + + _Jaq._ Alas Sir, I know nothing, + Why should your Worship bring me in to hang me? + [God's my judge Gentlemen] I never medled + But with the brushing of his cloaths, or fetching + In water in a morning for his hands. + + _Cos._ Are these the honors of this place? _Anthony_ + Help me to take her Gown off quickly, + Or I'll so swinge ye for't-- + + _Wife._ Why Husband? Sir? + + _Cos._ I'll not loose a penny by this town. + + _Long._ Why what do you mean, Sir, have her to her lodging, + And there undress her, I will wait upon her. + + _Cos._ Indeed you shall not, your month is out I take it, + Get you out before me wife: + Cosin farewel, I told you long agoe, + That pride begins with pleasure, ends with woe. [_Exit with's Wife._ + + _Bew._ Goe thy way sentences, 'twill be thy fortune, + To live and dye a Cuckold, and Churchwarden. + + _Duc._ Oh my poor Husband! what a heavy fortune + Is fallen upon him! + + _Bew._ Methinks 'tis strange, + That heaven fore-warning great men of their falls, + With such plain tokens, they should not avoid 'em: + For the last night betwixt eleven and twelve, + Two great and hideous blazing stars were seen + To fight a long hour by the clock, the one + Drest like a Duke, the other like a King; + Till at the last the crowned Star o'er-came. + + _Serv._ Why do ye stand so dead, Monsieur _Marine_? + + _Duke._ So _Caesar_ fell, when in the Capitol + They gave his body two and thirty wounds. + Be warned all ye Peers, and by my fall, + Hereafter learn to let your wives rule all. + + _Serv._ Monsieur _Marine_, pray let me speak with you; + Sir, I must wave you to conceal this party, + It stands upon my utter overthrow; + Seem not discontented, nor do not stir afoot, + For if you do, you and your hope-- + I swear you are a lost man if you stir. + And have an eye to _Bewford_, he'll tempt you. + + _Bew._ Come, come, for shame go down; + Were I _Marine_, [by heaven] I would go down: + And being there, I would rattle him such an answer + Should make him smoke. + + _Duke._ Good Monsieur _Bewford_, peace + Leave these rebellious words, + Or by the honors which I once enjoyed, + And yet may swear by, + I'll tell the King of your proceedings; + I am satisfied. + + _Wife._ You talkt of going down when 'twas not fit, + But now let's see your spirit, + A thousand and a thousand will expect it. + + _Duke._ Why wife, are ye mad? + + _Wife._ No, nor drunk, but I'd have you know your own strength. + + _Duke._ You talke like a most foolish woman, wife; + I tell you I will stay, yet I have a + Crotchet troubles me. + + _Long._ More crotchets yet? + + _Duke._ Follow me _Jaques_, I must have thy counsel, + I will return again, stay you there wife. + + _Long._ I fear this loss of honor will give him some few stools. + + _Wif._ No, no, he is resolv'd, he will not + Stir a foot, I'll lay my life. + + _Bew._ I, but he's discontented, how shall we resolve that, + And make him stay with comfort? + + _Wife._ Faith _Bewford_ we must even let nature work, + For he's the sweetest temper'd man for that + As one can wish, for let men but go about to fool him, + And he'll have his finger as deep in't as the best; + But see where he comes frowning, bless us all! + + _Enter Duke._ + + _Duke._ Off with your hats, for here doth come + The high and mighty Duke of _Burgundy_. + What ever you may think, I have thought + And thought, and thought upon't, and I find it plain, + The King cannot take back what he has given, + Unless I forfeit it by course of Law. + Not all the water in the River _Seine_, + Can wash the blood out of these Princely veins. + + _Wife._ God-a-mercy Husband, thou art the best + To work out a thing at a pinch in _France_. + + _Duke._ I will ascend my State again, + Duchess, take your place, + And let our Champion enter. + + _Long._ Has he his Champion? that's excellent. + + _Duke._ And let loud Musick sound before his entrance. + Sound Trumpet. + + _Enter_ Jaques _in Armor_, _one carrying a Scutcheon before + him_, _and a two-handed Sword_. + + _Wife._ How well our Champion doth demean himself, + As if he had been made for such an action? + Methinks his sturdy truncheon he doth weild, + Like _Mars_ approaching to a bloody field. + + _Duke._ I think there's no man so desperate + To dare encounter with our Champion, + But trust me, _Jaques_, thou hast pleas'd us well; + Once more our warlike Musick, then proceed. + + _Enter_ Shattillion. + + _Shat._ What wondrous age is this! what close proceedings! + I hear the clang of Trumpets in this house, + To what intent do not our States-men search? + Oh no, they look not into simple truth; + For I am true, and they regard not me, + A man in Armor too: God save the King, + The world will end, there's nought but treachery. + + _Jaq._ I _Jaques_, servant to the high and mighty _Godfrey_, + Duke of _Burgundy_, do come hither to prove by natural + strength, and activity of my body, without the help of sorcery, + inchantment, or negromancy, that the said _Godfrey_, + late of _Mount Marine_, and now of _Burgundy_, hath perfect + right thereto, notwithstanding the Kings command to the + contrary, and no other person whatsoever: and in token + that I will be ready to make good the same: I throw down + my gage, which is my honor, pronounced the 37 of _Feb. + Stilo novo_, _God save the_ Duke. + + _Shat._ Of all the plots the King hath laid for me + This was the shrewdest, 'tis my life they seek + And they shall have it: if I should refuse + To accept the challenge in the Kings behalf, + They have some cause to take away my life, + And if I do accept it, who can tell, + But I may fall by doubtful chance of War? + 'Twas shrew'd, but I must take the least of evils, + I take thy gauntlet up, thou treacherous man, + That stands in armed Coat against the King. + Whom God preserve, and with my single sword, + Will justifie whatever he commands; + I'll watch him for catching of my words. + + _Duke._ _Jaques_ go on, defend our Princely Title. + + _Shat._ Why shrink'st thou back? thou hast an evil cause; + Come forward man, I have a rock about me, + I fight for my true Liege. + + _Duke._ Go forward _Jaques_. + + _Jaq._ I do beseech your Grace to pardon me, + I will not fight with him, with any else + I'll shew my resolution speedily. + + _Shat._ Come, do thy worst, for the King shall see + All is not true, that is reported of me. + + _Jaq._ I may not fight with him by Law of Arms. + + _Duke._ What? shall my Title fall? wilt thou not fight? + + _Jaq._ Never with him that once hath sav'd my life. + + _Shat._ Dar'st thou not fight? behold then, I do go + Strong with the zeal I bear my Sovereign, + And seize upon that haughty man himself. + Descend the steps (that thou hast thus usurp'd + Against the King and State,) down to the ground, + And if thou do utter but a syllable + To cross the Kings intent, thou art but dead; + There, lye upon the earth, and pine, and dye. + Did ever any man wade through such storms + To save his life, as poor _Shattillion_? + + _Long._ I fear this challenge hath spoil'd all. + + _Duc._ Ne'er fear it, he'll work it out again, servant. + See where _Shattillion's_ Love, poor Lady, comes. + + _Enter Love._ + + _Duke. Jaques._ + + _Jaq._ Lie still, Sir, if you love your life, I'll whistle when he's + gone, + + _Love._ Oh Gentlemen, I charge you by the Love + Which you bear to women, take some pitty + On this distressed man, help to restore + That precious Jewel to him he hath lost. + + _Bew._ Lady, what ever power doth lie in us + By Art, or Prayer, or danger, we are yours. + + _Love._ A strange conceit hath wrought this malady, + Conceits again must bring him to himself, + My strict denial to his Will wrought this: + And if you could but draw his wilder thoughts + To know me, he would sure recover sense. + + _Long._ That charge I'll undertake. + + _Duke._ Look _Jaques_, look, for Gods sake let me rise, + This greatness is a jade, I cannot sit it. + + _Jaq._ His sword is up, and yet he watcheth you. + + _Du._ I'll down again, pray for thy Master, _Jaques_. + + _Shat._ Now the King may see all the suggestions are not true, + He hath receiv'd against my loyalty; + When all men else refuse, I fight his battels, + And thrust my body into dangers mouth; + I am become his Champion, and this sword + Has taught his enemies to know themselves; + Oh that he would no more be jealous of me! + + _Long._ Monsieur _Shattillion_, the King ass[ign]s you, + That for this valiant loyal act of yours, + He hath forgot all jealousies and fears, + And never more will tempt you into danger. + + _Shat._ But how shall I believe this, what new token + Of reconcilement will he shew me? + Let him release my poor Love from her torment, + From her hard fare, and strict imprisonment. + + _Long._ He hath done this to win your after-love, + And see your Lady sent you from the King + By these two Gentlemen: be thankful for her. + + _Shat._ She lives, she lives, I know her by the power + Shoots from her eyes. + + _Love._ Rise dear _Shattillion_. + + _Shat._ I know my duty, + Next unto my King, I am to kneel to you. + + _Love._ I'll have you rise, fetch me a chair, sit down _Shat_. + + _Shat._ I am commanded, and faith tell me Mistriss, + What usage have you had? pray be plain! + + _Love._ Oh my most lov'd _Shattillion_, pain enough, + But now I am free, thanks to my God and King. + + _Long._ His eyes grow very heavy, not a word, + That his weak senses may come sweetly home. + + _Shat._ The King is honourable. + + _Duke._ When do you whistle _Jaques_? + + _Jaq._ By and by. + + _Long._ Come hither Monsieur, canst thou laugh a little? + + _Serv._ Yes Sir. + + _Long._ So thou shalt then. _Bewford_, how dost thou? + + _Bew._ Why well. + + _Long._ I'm glad on't, and how does thy wife? + + _Bew._ Why, you may see her, Sir, she stands behind you. + + _Long._ By the mass she's there indeed, but where's her belly? + + _Bew._ Belly? + + _Long._ Her great belly, man; what hast thou sent thee? + + _Serv._ A Boy, I'll lay my life, it tumbled so. + + _Bew._ Catcht by this light. + + _Long._ I'll be a Gossip _Bewford_. + + _Serv._ And I. + + _Long._ I have an odd Apostle spoon. + + _Bew._ S'foot, catcht. + + _Duc._ Why, what's the matter, Gentlemen? + + _Long._ He's married to your woman. + + _Duc._ And I not know it? + + _Serv._ 'Twas a venial sin. + + _Bew._ Gall, gall, gall. + + _Duc._ Forgive her, Monsieur _Bewford_, 'twas her love. + + _Bew._ You may rise if you please, I must endure it. + + _Long._ See how my great Lord lies upon the ground + And dare not stir yet! + _Jaques_ whistles? + + _Duke._ _Jaques_, _Jaques_, is the Kings Champion gon yet? + + _Jaq._ No, but he's asleep. + + _Duke._ Is he asleep art sure? + + _Jaq._ I am sure he is, I hear him snore. + + _Duke._ Then by your favours Gentlemen I rise, + And know I am a Duke still. + + _Jaq._ And I am his Champion. + + _Duc._ Hold thee there, and all _France_ cannot mend thee. + + _Duke._ I am a Prince as great within my thoughts + As when the whole state did adorn my person; + What trial can be made to try a Prince? + I will [o]ppose this noble corps of mine + To any danger that may end the doubt. + + _Duc._ Great Duke, and Husband, there is but one way + To satisfie the world of our true right, + And it is dangerous. + + _Duke._ What may it be? + Were it to bring the great Turk bound in chains + Through _France_ in triumph: or to couple up + The _Sophie_, and great _Prestor John_ together, + I would attempt it Duchess, tell the course. + + _Duc._ There is a strong opinion through the world, + And no doubt, grounded on experience, + That Lions will not touch a lawful Prince, + If you be confident then of your right, + Amongst the Lions bear your naked body, + And if you come off clear, and never winch, + The world will say you are a perfect Prince. + + _Duke._ I thank you Duchess, for your kind advice, + But now we do not affect those ravenous beasts. + + _Long._ A Lion is a beast to try a King; + But for the trial of such a state like this + _Pliny_ reports a mastive dog will serve. + + _Duke._ We will not deal with dogs at all, but men. + + _Serv._ You shall not need to deal with them at all, + Hark you Sir, the King doth know you are a Duke: + + _Duke._ No, does he? + + _Serv._ Yes, and is content you shall be, but with this caution, + That none know it but your self: + For if ye do, he'll take it away by Act of Parliament. + + _Duke._ Here's my hand, and whilst I live or breath, + No living wight shall know I am a Duke. + + _Serv._ Mark me directly, Sir, your wife may know it. + + _Duke._ May not _Jaques_. + + _Serv._ Yes, he may. + + _Duke._ May not my Countrey Cosin? + + _Serv._ By no means, Sir, if you love your life and state. + + _Duke._ Well then, know all, I am no Duke. + + _Serv._ No, I'll swear it. + + _Long._ See, he wakes. + + _Shat._ Where am I, or where have I been all this while? + Sleep hath not sate so sound upon mine eyes + But I remember well that face; + Oh thou too cruel, leave at length to scorn + Him that but looking on thy beauty, dies, + Either receive me, or put out my eyes. + + _Love._ Dearest _Shattillion_, see upon my knees, + I offer up my love, forget my wrongs. + + _Shat._ Art thou mine own? + + _Love._ By heaven I am. + + _Shat._ Then all the world is mine. + + _Love._ I have stranger things to tell thee, my dearest love. + + _Shat._ Tell nothing, but that thou art mine own: + I do not care to know where I have been, + Or how I have liv'd, or any thing, + But that thou art my own. + + _Bew._ Well wife, though 'twere a trick that made us wed, + We'll make our selves merry soon in bed. + + _Duke._ Know all, I am no Duke. + + _Wife._ What [saye]? + + _Duke._ _Jaques?_ + + _Jaq._ Sir. + + _Duke._ I am a Duke. + + _Both._ Are ye? + + _Duke._ Yes faith, yes faith. + But it must only run among our selves, + And _Jaques_, thou shalt be my Secretary still. + + _Wife._ Kind Gentlemen, lead in _Shattillion_, + For he must needs be weak and sickly yet. + Now all my labours have a perfect end, as I could wish, + Let all young sprightly wives that have + Dull foolish coxcombs to their Husbands, + Learn by me their duties, what to do, + Which is, to make 'em fools, and please 'em too. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + EPILOGUE. + + + _The Monuments of virtue, and desert, + Appear more goodly, when the gloss of Art + Is eaten off by time, than when at first + They were set up, not censur'd at the worst. + We'ave done our best, for your contents to fit, + With new pains, this old monument of wit._ + + + + + THE + CORONATION. + A Comedy. + + + The Persons represented in the Play. + + _Philocles._ + _Lisander._ + _Cassander._ + _Lisimachus._ + _Antigonu._ + _Arcadius._ + _Macarius._ + _Seleucus._ + _Queen._ + _Charilla._ + _Polidora._ + _Nestorius._ + _Eubulus._ + _A Bishop._ + _Polianus._ + _Sophia._ + _Demetrius._ + _Gentlemen and Gentlewomen._ + _Servants and Attendants._ + + + + + PROLOGUE. + + + _Since 'tis become the Title of our Play, + A woman once in a [Coronation may] + With pardon, speak the_ Prologue, _give as free + A welcome to the Theatre, as he + That with a little Beard, a long black Cloak, + With a starch'd face, and supple leg hath spoke + Before the Plays the twelvemonth, let me then + Present a welcome to these Gentlemen, + If you be kind, and noble, you will not + Think the worse of me for my Petticote: + But to the Play, the Poet bad me tell + His fears first in the Title, lest i[t] swell + Some thoughts with expectation of a strain, + That but once could be seen in a Kings Reign, + This Coronation, he hopes you may + See often, while the genius of his Play, + Doth prophesie, the Conduits may run Wine, + When the days triumph's ended, and divine + Brisk Nectar swell his Temple[s] to a rage, + With something of more price t' invest the Stage. + There rests but to prepare you, that although + It be a Coronation, there doth flow + No undermirth, such as doth lard the Scene + For course delight the language here is clean. + And confident, our Poet bade me say, + He'll bate you but the folly of a Play. + For which, although dull souls his Pen despise, + Who thinks it yet too early to be wise. + The nobler will thank his Muse, at least + Excuse him, cause his thought aim'd at the best, + But we conclude not, it does rest in you. + To censure Poet, Play, and Prologue too. + But what have I omitted? is there not + A blush upon my cheeks that I forgot + The Ladies, and a Femal Prologue too? + Your pardon noble Gentlewomen, you + Were first within my thoughts, I know you sit + As free, and high Commissioners of wit, + Have clear, and active souls, nay, though the men + Were lost in your eyes, they'll be found agen, + You are the bright intelligences move, + And make a harmony this sphere of Love, + Be you propitious then, our Poet says, + Our wreath from you, is worth their grove of Bayes:_ + + + + + _Actus Primus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Philocles _and_ Lisander. + + _Phi._ Make way for my Lord Protector. + + _Lisan._ Your graces servants. + + _Enter_ Cassander, _and_ Lisimachus. + + _Cas._ I like your diligent waiting, where's _Lisimachus_? + + _Lisi._ I wait upon you, Sir. + + _Cas._ The Queen looks pleasant + This morning, does she not? + + _Lis._ I ever found + Her gracious smiles on me. + + _Cas._ She does consult + Her safety in't, for I must tell thee boy, + But in the assurance of her love to thee, + I should advance thy hopes another way, + And use the power I have in _Epire_, to + Settle our own, and uncontrouled greatness; + But since she carries her self so fairly, + I am content to expect, and by her marriage + Secure thy fortune, that's all my ambition + Now, be still careful in thy applications + To her, I must attend other affairs, + Return, and use what Art thou canst to lay + More charms of love upon her. + + _Lis._ I presume + She always speaks the language of her heart, + And I can be ambitious for no more + Happiness on earth, than she encourages + Me to expect. + + _Cas._ It was an act becoming + The wisdom of her Father to engage + A tye between our Families, and she + Hath play'd her best discretion to allow it; + But we lose time in conference, wait on her, + And be what thou wert born for, King of _Epire_, + I must away. [_Exit._ + + _Lis._ Success ever attend you. + Is not the Queen yet coming forth? + + _Lisa._ Your servant, + You may command our duties, + This is the Court Star, _Philocles_. + + _Phi._ The Star that we must sail by. + + _Lisa._ All must borrow + A light from him, the young Queen directs all + Her favours that way. + + _Phi._ He's a noble Gentleman, + And worthy of his expectations: + Too good to be the son of such a Father. + + _Lisa._ Peace, remember he is Lord Protector. + + _Phil._ We have more need of Heavens Protection + I' th' mean time, I wonder the old King + Did in his life, design him for the office. + + _Lisa._ He might expect his faith, I have heard when + The King, who was no _Epirote_, advanc'd + His claim, _Cassander_, our Protector now, + Young then, oppos'd him toughly with his faction, + But forc'd to yield, had fair conditions, + And was declar'd by the whole State, next heir; + If the King wanted issue, our hopes only + Thriv'd in this daughter. + + _Phi._ Whom but for her smiles + And hope of marriage with _Lisimachus_, + His Father, by some cunning, had remov'd + E'r this. + + _Lisa._ Take heed, the Arras may have ears + I should not weep much if his grace would hence + Remove to Heaven. + + _Phi._ I prethee what should he do there? + + _Lisa._ Some Offices will fall. + + _Phi._ And the Skie too, e'r I get one stair higher + While he's in place. + + _Enter_ Antigonus. + + _Ant._ _Lisander_, _Philocles_, + How looks the day upon us? where's the Queen? + + _Phi._ In her bed-chamber. + + _Ant._ Who was with her? + + _Lisa._ None but the young Lord _Lisimachus_. + + _Ant._ 'Tis no treason + If a man wish himself a Courtier + Of such a possibility: he has + The mounting fate. + + _Phi._ I would his Father were + Mounted to th' gallows. + + _Ant._ He has a path fair enough, + If he survive by title of his Father. + + _Lisa._ The Queen will hasten his ascent. + + _Phi._ Would I were Queen. + + _Ant._ Thou wou'dst become rarely the petticoat, + What wou'dst thou do? + + _Phi._ Why, I wou'd marry + My Gentleman usher, and trust all the strength + And burden of my State upon his legs, + Rather than be call'd wife by any son + Of such a Father. + + _Lisa._ Come, let's leave this subject, + We may find more secure discourse; when saw + You young _Arcadius_, Lord _Macarius's_ Nephew? + + _Ant._ There's a spark, a youth moulded for a Favourite, + The Queen might do him honor. + + _Phi._ Favourite, 'tis too cheap a name, there were a match + Now for her Virgin blood. + + _Lisa._ Must every man + That has a handsome face or leg, feed such + Ambition: I confess I honor him, + He has a nimble soul, and gives great hope + To be no woman-hater, dances handsomly, + Can court a Lady powerfully, but more goes + To th' making of a Prince. He's here + And's Uncle. + + _Enter_ Arcadius, Macarius, Seleucus. + + _Sel._ Save you Gentlemen, who can direct me + To find my Lord Protector? + + _Lisa._ He was here + Within this half hour, young _Lisimachus_ + His Son is with the Queen. + + _Sel._ There let him compliment, + I have other business, ha, _Arcadius_! [_Exit._ + + _Phi._ Observ'd you, with what eyes _Arcadius_ + And he saluted, their two families + Will hardly reconcile. + + _Ant._ _Seleucus_ carries + Himself too roughly; with what pride and scorn + He past by 'em. + + _Lisa._ Th'other with less shew + Of anger, carries pride enough in's soul, + I wish 'em all at peace, _Macarius_ looks + Are without civil war, a good old man, + The old King lov'd him well, _Seleucus_ Father + Was as dear to him, and maintain'd the character + Of an honest Lord through _Epire_: that two men + So lov'd of others, should be so unwelcome + To one another. + + _Arc._ The Queen was not wont to send for me. + + _Mac._ The reason's to her self, + It will become your duty to attend her. + + _Arc._ Save you Gentlemen, what novelty + Does the Court breathe to day? + + _Lisa._ None Sir, the news + That took the last impression is, that you + Purpose to leave the Kingdom, and those men, + That honor you, take no delight to hear it. + + _Arc._ I have ambition to see the difference + Of Courts, and this may spare; the delights + At home do surfet, and the Mistriss, whom + We all do serve, is fixt upon one object, + Her beams are too much pointed, but no Countrey + Shall make me lose your memories. + + _Enter Queen_, Lisimachus, Macarius, Charilla. + + _Qu._ _Arcadius._ + + _Mac._ Your Lordship honor'd me, + I have no blessing in his absence. + + _Lis._ 'Tis done like a pious Uncle. + + _Qu._ We must not + Give any licence. + + _Arc._ If your Majesty + Would please. + + _Qu._ We are not pleas'd, it had become your duty, + To have first acquainted us, e'r you declar'd + Your resolution publick, is our Court + Not worth your stay? + + _Arc._ I humbly beg your pardon. + + _Qu._ Where's _Lysimachus_? + + _Lis._ Your humble servant, Madam. + + _Qu._ We shall find + Employment at home for you, do not lose us. + + _Arc._ Madam, I then write my self blest on earth + When I may do you service. + + _Qu._ We would be private, _Macarius_. + + _Mac._ Madam, you have blest me, + Nothing but your command could interpose to + Stay him. + + _Qu._ _Lisimachus_, + You must not leave us. + + _Lisa._ Nothing but _Lisimachus_? has she not + Ta'en a philter? + + _Qu._ Nay, pray be cover'd, Ceremony from you, + Must be excus'd. + + _Lisi._ It will become my duty. + + _Qu._ Not your love? + I know you would not have me look upon + Your person as a Courtier, not as Favorite; + That Title were too narrow to express + How we esteem you. + + _Lis._ The least of all + These names from you, Madam, is grace enough. + + _Qu._ Yet here you wou'd not rest? + + _Lis._ Not if you please: + To say there is a happiness beyond, + And teach my ambition how to make it mine, + Although the honors you already have + Let fall upon your servant, exceed all + My merit; I have a heart is studious + To reach it with desert, and make i[f] possible + Your favor's mine by justice, with your pardon. + + _Qu._ We are confident this needs no pardon, Sir, + But a reward to cherish your opinion, + And that you may keep warm your passion, + Know we resolve for marriage, and if + I had another gift, beside my self, + Greater, in that you should discern, how much + My heart is fixt. + + _Lis._ Let me digest my blessing. + + _Qu._ But I cannot resolve when this shall be. + + _Lis._ How Madam? do not make me dream of Heaven, + And wake me into misery, if your purpose + Be, to immortalize your humble servant, + Your power on earth's divine, Princes are here + The copies of Eternity, and create, + When they but will our happiness. + + _Qu._ I shall + Believe you mock me in this argument, + I have no power. + + _Lis._ How, no power? + + _Qu._ Not as a Queen. + + _Lis._ I understand you not. + + _Qu._ I must obey, your Father's my Protector. + + _Lis._ How? + + _Qu._ When I am absolute, _Lisimachus_, + Our power and Titles meet, before, we are but + A shadow, and to give you that were nothing. + + _Lis._ Excellent Queen, + My love took no original from State, + Or the desire of other greatness, + Above what my birth may challenge modestly, + I love your virtues; mercenary souls + Are taken with advancement, you've an Empire + Within you, better than the worlds, to that + Looks my ambition. + + _Qu._ T'other is not, Sir, + To be despis'd, Cosmography allows + _Epire_, a place i' th' Map, and know till I + Possess what I was born to, and alone + Do grasp the Kingdoms Scepter, I account + My self divided, he that marries me + Shall take an [a]bsolute Queen to his warm bosom, + My temples yet are naked, until then + Our Loves can be but compliments, and wishes, + Yet very hearty ones. + + _Lis._ I apprehend. + + _Qu._ Your Father. + + _Enter_ Cassander _and_ Seleucus. + + _Cas._ Madam, a Gentleman has an humble suit. + + _Qu._ 'Tis in your power to grant, you are Protector, + I am not yet a Queen. + + _Cas._ How's this? + + _Lis._ I shall expound her meaning. + + _Qu._ Why kneel you, Sir? + + _Sel._ Madam, to reconcile two families + That may unite, both Counsels and their blood + To serve your Crown. + + _Qu._ _Macarius_, and _Eubulus_ + That beare inveterate malice to each other. + It grew, as I have heard, upon the question + Which some of either family had made + Which of their Fathers was the best Commander: + If we believe our stories, they have both + Deserved well of our state, and yet this quarrel + Has cost too many lives, a severe faction. + + _Sel._ But I'll propound a way to plant a quiet + And peace in both our houses, which are torn + With their dissentions, and lose the glory + Of their great names, my blood speaks my relation + To _Eubulus_, and I wish my veins were emptied + To appease their war. + + _Qu._ Thou hast a noble soul, + This is a charity above thy youth, + And it flows bravely from thee, name the way. + + _Sel._ In such a desperate cause, a little stream + Of blood might purge the foulness of their hearts + If you'll prevent a deluge. + + _Qu._ Be particular. + + _Sel._ Let but your Majesty consent that two + May with their personal valour, undertake + The honor of their family, and determine + Their difference. + + _Qu._ This rather will inlarge + Their hate, and be a means to call more blood + Into the stream. + + _Sel._ Not if both families + Agree, and swear-- + + _Qu._ And who shall be the Champions? + + _Sel._ I beg the honor, for _Eubulus_ cause + To be ingag'd, if any for _Macarius_, + Worthy to wager heart with mine, accept it, + I am confident, _Arcadius_, + For honor would direct me to his sword, + Will not deny, to stake against my life + His own, if you vouchsafe us priviledge. + + _Qu._ You are the expectation, and top boughs + Of both your houses, it would seem injustice, + To allow a civil war to cut you off, + And your selves the instruments, besides + You appear a soldier; _Arcadius_ + Hath no acquaintance yet with rugged war, + More fit to drill a Lady, than expose + His body to such dangers: a small wound + I'th' head, may spoil the method of his hair, + Whose curiosity exacts more time, + Than his devotion, and who knows but he + May lose his ribond by it in his lock, + Dear as his Saint, with whom he would exchange + His head, for her gay colours; then his band + May [b]e disorder'd, and transform'd from Lace + To Cutwork, his rich cloaths be discomplexioned + With bloud, beside the infashionable slashes: + And at the next Festival take Physick, + Or put on black, and mourn for his slain breeches: + His hands cas'd up in gloves all night, and sweet + _Pomatum_: the next day may be endanger'd + To blisters with a sword, how can he stand + Upon his guard, who hath Fidlers in his head, + To which, his feet must ever be a dancing? + Beside a falsify may spoil his cringe, + Or making of a leg, in which consists + Much of his Court-perfection. + + _Sel._ Is this Character + Bestow'd on him? + + _Qu._ It something may concern the Gentleman, + Whom if you please to challenge + To Dance, play on the Lute, or Sing. + + _Sel._ Some [catch]? + + _Qu._ He shall not want those will maintain him + For any sum. + + _Sel._ You are my Sovereign, + I dare not think, yet I must speak somewhat, + I shall burst else, I have no skill in Jiggs, + Nor Tumbling. + + _Qu._ How Sir? + + _Sel._ Nor was I born a Minstrel, and in this you have + So infinitely disgrac'd _Arcadius_. + But that I have heard another Character, + And with your royal Licence do believe it, + I should not think him worth my killing. + + _Qu._ Your killing? + + _Sel._ Does she not jeer me; + I shall talk treason presently, I find it + At my tongues end already, this is an + Affront, I'll leave her. + + _Qu._ Come back, do you know _Arcadius_? + + _Sel._ I ha' chang'd but little breath with him; our persons + Admit no familiarity; we were + Born to live both at distance, yet I ha' seen him + Fight, and fight bravely. + + _Qu._ When the spirit of Wine + Made his brain valiant, he fought bravely. + + _Sel._ Although he be my enemy, should any + Of the gay flies that buzze about the Court, + Sit to catch trouts i'th' summer, tell me so, + I durst in any presence but your own. + + _Qu._ What? + + _Sel._ Tell him he were not honest. + + _Qu._ I see _Sele[u]cus_, thou art resolute, + And I but wrong'd _Arcadius_, your first + Request is granted, you shall fight, and he + That conquers be rewarded, to confirm + First place and honor to his Family: + Is it not this you plead for? + + _Sel._ You are gracious. + + _Qu._ _Lisimachus._ + + _Lis._ Madam. + + _Cas._ She has granted then? + + _Sel._ With much ado. + + _Cas._ I wish thy sword may open + His wanton veins, _Macarius_ is too popular, + And has taught him to insinuate. + + _Qu._ It shall + But haste the confirmation of our loves, + And ripen the delights of marriage, _Seleucus_. [_Exit cum_ Sel. + + _Lis._ As I guest, + It cannot be too soon. + + _Cas._ To morrow then we crown her, and invest + My Son with Majesty, 'tis to my wishes, + Beget a race of Princes, my _Lisimachus_. + + _Lis._ First, let us marry, Sir. + + _Cas._ Thy brow was made + To wear a golden circle, I'm transported, + Thou shalt rule her, and I will govern thee. + + _Lis._ Although you be my Father, that will not + Concern my obedience, as I take it. + + _Enter_ Philocles, Lisander, _and_ Antigonus. + + Gentlemen, + Prepare your selves for a solemnity + Will turn the Kingdom into triumph, _Epire_ + Look fresh to morrow, 'twill become your duties + In all your glory, to attend the Queen + At her Coronation, she is pleased to make + The next day happy in our Calendar, + My office doth expire, and my old blood + Renews with thought on't. + + _Phi._ How's this? + + _Ant._ Crown'd to morrow. + + _Lisa._ And he so joyful to resign his Regency, + There's some trick in't, I do not like these hasty + Proceedings, and whirls of state, they have commonl[y] + As strange and violent effects; well, heaven save the Queen. + + _Phi._ Heaven save the Queen, say I, and send her a sprightly + Bed-fellow, for the Protector, let him pray for + Himself, he is like to have no benefit of my devotion. + + _Cas._ But this doth quicken my old heart, _Lisimachus_, + There is not any step into her throne, + But is the same degree of thy own state; + Come Gentlemen. + + _Lisa._ We attend your grace. + + _Cas._ _Lisimachus._ + + _Lisi._ What heretofore could happen to mankind + Was with much pain to climb to heaven, but in + _Sophias_ marriage of all Queens the best, + Heaven will come down to earth, to make me blest. [_Exe._ + + + + + _Actus Secundus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Arcadius _and_ Polydora. + + _Pol._ Indeed you shall not go. + + _Arc._ Whither? + + _Pol._ To travel, + I know you see me, but to take your leave, + But I must never yield to such an absence. + + _Arc._ I prethee leave thy fears, I am commanded + To th' contrary, I wonot leave thee now. + + _Pol._ Commanded? by whom? + + _Arc._ The Queen. + + _Pol._ I am very glad, for trust me, I could think + Of thy departure with no comfort, thou + Art all the joy I have, half of my soul, + But I must thank the Queen now for thy company, + I prethee, what could make thee so desirous + To be abroad? + + _Arc._ Only to get an appetite + To thee _Polidora_. + + _Pol._ Then you must provoke it. + + _Arc._ Nay, prethee do not so mistake thy servant. + + _Pol._ Perhaps you surfeit with my Love. + + _Arc._ Thy love? + + _Pol._ Although I have no beauty to compare + With the best faces, I have a heart above + All competition. + + _Arc._ Thou art jealous now, + Come let me take the kiss I gave thee last, + I am so confident of thee, no Lip + Has ravisht it from thine; I prethee come + To Court. + + _Pol._ For what? + + _Arc._ There is the throne for beauty. + + _Pol._ 'Tis safer dwelling here. + + _Arc._ There's none will hurt, + Or dare but think an ill to _Polydora_, + The greatest will be proud to honor thee. + Thy luster wants the admiration here: + There thou wot shine indeed, and strike a reverence + Into the gazer. + + _Pol._ You can flatter too. + + _Arc._ No praise of thee can be thought so, thy virtue + Will deserve all, I must confess, we Courtiers + Do oftentimes commend to shew our Art, + There is necessity sometimes to say, + This Madam breaths _Arabian_ Gumms, + Amber and Cassia; though while we are praising, + We wish we had no nostrils to take in + Th' offensive steam of her corrupted Lungs. + Nay, some will swear they love their Mistriss, + Would hazard lives and fortunes, to preserve + One of her hairs brighter than _Berinices_; + Or young _Apollo's_, and yet after this, + A favour from another toy would tempt him + To laugh, while the officious hangman whips + Her head off. + + _Pol._ Fine men. + + _Arc._ I am none of these, + Nay, there are women _Polidora_, too + That can do pretty well at flatteries; + Make men believe they dote, will languish for 'em, + Can kiss a Jewel out of one, and dally + A carcanet of Diamonds from another, + Weep into th' bosome, of a third, and make + Him drop as many Pearls; they count it nothing + To talk a reasonable heir within ten days + Out of his whole Estate, and make him mad + He has no more wealth to consume. + + _Pol._ You'll teach me + To think I may be flattered in your promises, + Since you live where this Art is most profest. + + _Arc._ I dare not be so wicked _Polidora_, + The Infant errors of the Court I may + Be guilty of, but never to abuse + So rare a goodness, nor indeed did ever + Converse with any of those shames of Court, + To practise for base ends; be confident + My heart is full of thine, and I so deeply + Carry the figure of my _Polydora_, + It is not in the power of time or distance + To cancel it, by all that's blest I love thee: + Love thee above all women, dare invoke + A curse when I forsake thee. + + _Pol._ Let it be some + Gentle one. + + _Arc._ Teach me an oath I prethee, + One strong enough to bind, if thou dost find + Any suspition of my faith, or else + Direct me in some horrid imprecation: + When I forsake thee for the love of other + Women, may heaven reward my apostacy + To blast my greatest happiness on earth, + And make all joys abortive. + + _Pol._ Revoke these hasty syllables, they carry + Too great a penalty for breach of Love + To me, I am not worth thy suffering, + You do not know, what beauty may invite + Your change, what happiness may tempt your eye + And heart together. + + _Arc._ Should all the graces of your sex conspire + In one, and she should court [me], with a Dowry, + Able to buy a Kingdom, when I give + My heart from _Polidora_. + + _Pol._ I suspect not, + And to requite thy constancy, I swear. + + _Arc._ 'Twere sin to let thee waste thy breath + I have assurance of thy noble thoughts. + + _Enter a Servant._ + + _Serv._ My Lord, your Uncle hath been every where + I' th' Court inquiring for you, his looks speak + Some earnest cause. + + _Arc._ I am more acquainted with + Thy virtue, than to imagine thou wilt not + Excuse me now, one kiss dismisses him + Whose heart shall wait on _Polidora_ prethee + Let me not wish for thy return too often, + My Father. + + _Enter_ Nestorius, _and a servant_. + + _Nes._ I met _Arcadius_ in strange haste, he told me + He had been with thee. + + _Pol._ Some affair too soon + Ravish'd him hence, his Uncle sent for him + You came now from Court: how looks the Queen + This golden morning? + + _Nes._ Like a Bride, her soul + Is all on mirth, her eyes have quick'ning fires, + Able to strike a spring into the earth, + In winter. + + _Pol._ Then _Lisimachus_ can have + No frost in's blood, that lives so near her beams. + + _Nes._ His politick Father the Protector smiles too, + Resolve to see the ceremony of the Queen + 'Twill be a day of state. + + _Pol._ I am not well. + + _Nes._ How! not well? retire then, I must return + My attendance is expected, _Polidora_, + Be careful of thy health. + + _Pol._ It will concern me. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Arcadius, _and_ Macarius. + + _Arc._ You amaze me, Sir. + + _Mac._ Dear Nephew, if thou respect thy safety + My honor, or my age, remove thy self, + Thy life's in danger. + + _Arc._ Mine? who's my enemy? + + _Mac._ Take horse, and instantly forsake the City, + Or else within some unsuspected dwelling, + Obscure thy self, stay not to know the reason. + + _Arc._ Sir, I beseech your pardon, which i' th' number + Of my offences unto any, should + Provoke this dishonourable flight? + + _Mac._ I would, when I petition'd for thy stay, + I had pleaded for thy banishment, thou knowst not + What threatens thee. + + _Arc._ I would desire to know it, + I am in no conspiracy of treason, + Have ravish'd no mans Mistriss, not so much + As given the lye to any, what should mean + Your strange and violent fears, I will [n]ot stir + Until you make me sensible I have lost + My innocence. + + _Mac._ I must not live to see + Thy body full of wounds, it were less sin + To rip thy Fathers Marble, and fetch from + The reverend vault, his ashes, and disperse them + By some rude winds, where none should ever find + The sacred dust: it was his Legacy, + The breath he mingled with his prayers to Heaven + I [sh]ould preserve _Arcadius_, whose fate + He prophesied in death, would need protection, + Thou wot disturb his ghost, and call it to + Affright my dreams, if thou refuse to obey me. + + _Arc._ You more inflame me, to enquire the cause + Of your distraction, and you'll arm me better + Than any coward flight by acquainting me + Whose malice aims to kill me, good Sir tell me. + + _Mac._ Then prayers and tears assist me. + + _Arc._ Sir. + + _Mac._ _Arcadius_, + Thou art a rash young man, witness the spirit + Of him that trusted me so much, I bleed, + Till I prevent this mischief. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Philocles, Lisander. + + _Arc._ Ha, keep off. + + _Phi._ What mean you, Sir? + + _Lis._ We are your friends. + + _Arc._ I know your faces, but + Am not secure, I would not be betraid. + + _Lis._ You wrong our hearts, who truly honor you. + + _Arc._ They say I must be kill'd. + + _Phi._ By whom? + + _Arc._ I know not, nor wou'd I part with life so tamely. + + _Phi._ We dare engage ours in your quarrel, hide + Your sword, it may beget suspition, + It's enough to question you. + + _Arc._ I am confident; + Pray pardon me, come, I despise all danger: + Yet a dear friend of mine, my Uncle told me + He would not see my body full of wounds. + + _Lis._ Your Uncle, this is strange. + + _Arc._ Yes, my honest Uncle, + If my unlucky Stars have pointed me + So dire a fate. + + _Phi._ There is some strange mistake in't. + + _Enter_ Antigonus. + + _Ant._ _Arcadius_, the Queen would speak with you, + You must make haste. + + _Ar[c]._ Though to my death, I flie + Upon her summons I give up my breath + Then willingly, if she command it from me. + + _Phi._ This does a little trouble me. + + _Lis._ I know not + What to imagine, something is the ground + Of this perplexity, but I hope there is not + Any such danger as he apprehends. + + _Enter_ Queen, Lisimachus, Macarius, Eubulus, Seleucus, + Arcadius, _Ladies, Attendants and Gent._ + + _Qu._ We have already granted to _Seleucus_ + And they shall try their valour, if _Arcadius_ + Have spirit in him to accept the challenge, + Our Royal word is past. + + _Phi._ This is strange. + + _Eub._ Madam, my son knew not what he ask'd, + And you were cruel to consent so soon. + + _Mac._ Wherein have I offended, to be rob'd + At once, of all the wealth I have, _Arcadius_ + Is part of me. + + _Eub._ _Seleucus's_ life and mine + Are twisted on one thred, both stand or fall + Together, hath the service for my Countrey + Deserved but this reward, to be sent weeping + To my eternal home? Was't not enough + When I was young, to lose my bloud in wars, + But the poor remnant that is scarcely warm + And faintly creeping through my wither'd veins + Must be let out to make you sport. + + _Mac._ How can + We, that shall this morn see the sacred oyl, + Fall on your Virgin tresses, hope for any + Protection hereafter, when this day + You sacrifice the blood of them that pray for you. + _Arcadius_, I prethee speak thy self, + It is for thee I plead. + + _Eub._ _Seleucus_, kneel + And say thou hast repented thy rash suit; + If e'er I see thee fight, I be thus wounded, + How will the least drop forc'd from thy veins, + Afflict my heart. + + _Mac._ Why, that's good; + _Arcadius_, speak to her; hear him Madam. + + _Arc._ If you call back this honor you have done me + I shall repent I live, doe not perswade me: + _Seleucus_, thou art a noble enemy, + And I will love thy soul, though I despair + Our bodies friendly conversation: + I would we were to tugg upon some cliffe, + Or like two prodigies i'th' air, our conflict + Might generally be gaz'd at, and our bloud + Appease our grandsires ashes. + + _Mac._ I am undone. + + _Sel._ Madam, my father says I have offended, + If so, I beg your pardon, but beseech you + For your own glory, call not back your word. + + _Eub._ They are both mad. + + _Qu._ No more, we have resolv'd, + And since their courage is so nobly flam'd, + This morning we'll behold the Champions + Within the List, be not afraid, their strife + Will stretch so far as death, so soon as we + Are Crown'd, prepare your selves, _Seleucus_. [_Kisses her hand._ + + _Sel._ I have receiv'd another life in this high favour, + And may lose what nature gave me. + + _Qu._ _Arcadius_, to encourage thy young valour, + We give thee our Fathers sword. + Command it from our Armory; _Lisimachus_, + To our Coronation. [_Exeunt._ + + _Sel._ I'll forfeit + My head for a rebellion, than suffer it. [_Exit._ + + _Arc._ I am circled with confusions, I'll do somewhat + My brains and friends assist me. [_Exit._ + + _Phi._ But do you think they'll fight indeed? + + _Lis._ Perhaps + Her Majesty will see a bout or two. + And yet 'tis wondrous strange, such spectacles + Are rare i'th' Court, and they were to skirmish naked + Before her, then there might be some excuse. + There is gimcracks in't, the Queen is wise + Above her years. + + _Phi._ _Macarius_ is perplex'd. + + _Enter_ Eubulus. + + _Lis._ I cannot blame him, but my Lord _Eubulus_ + Returns, they are both troubled, 'las good men, + But our duties are expected, we forget. [_Ex._ Phil. Lis. + + _Eub._ I must resolve, and yet things are not ripe, + My brains upon the torture. + + _Mac._ This may quit + The hazard of his person, whose least drop + Of blood, is worth more than our families. + My Lord _Eubulus_, I have thought a way + To stay the young mens desperate proceedings, + It is our cause they fight, let us beseech + The Queen, to grant us two the priviledge + Of Duel, rather than expose their lives + To eithers fury; it were pity they + Should run upon so black a destiny, + We are both old, and may be spar'd, a pair + Of fruitless trees, mossie, and wither'd trunks, + That fill up too much room. + + _Eub._ Most willingly, + And I will praise her charity to allow it; + I have not yet forg[o]t to use a sword, + Let's lose no time, by this act, she will licence + Our souls to leave our bodies but a day, + Perhaps an hour the sooner; they may live + To do her better service, and be friends + When we are dead, and yet I have no hope + This will be granted, curse upon our faction. + + _Mac._ If she deny us-- + + _Eub._ What? + + _Mac._ I wou'd do somewhat-- + + _Eub._ There's something o' th' suddain struck upon + My imagination that may secure us. + + _Mac._ Name it, if no dishonor wait upon't + To preserve them, I'll accept any danger. + + _Eub._ There is no other way, and yet my heart + Would be excus'd, but 'tis to save his life. + + _Mac._ Speak it _Eubulus_. + + _Eub._ In your ear I shall, + It sha'not make a noise if you refuse it. + + _Mac._ Hum? though it stir my bloud, I'll meet _Arcadius_, + If this preserve thee not, I must unseal + Another mistery. [_Exit._ + + _Enter Queen_, Lisimachus, Cassander, Charilla, Lisander, + Philocles, Antigonus. + + _Qu._ We owe to all your loves, and will deserve + At least by our endeavours, that none may + This day repent their prayers, my Lord Protector. + + _Cas._ Madam, I have no + Such Title now, and am blest to lose + That name so happily: I was but trusted + With a glorious burden. + + _Qu._ You have prov'd + Your self our faithful Counsellor, and must still + Protect our growing state: a Kingdoms Scepter + Weighs down a womans arm, this Crown sits heavy + Upon my brow already, and we know + There's something more than mettal in this wreath, + Of shining glory, but your faith, and counsel, + That are familiar with mysteries, + And depths of state, have power to make us fit + For such a bearing, in which both you shall + Doe loyal service, and reward your Duties. + + _Cas._ Heaven preserve your Highness. + + _Qu._ But yet my Lords and Gentlemen, let none + Mistake me, that because I urge your wisdoms, + I shall grow careless, and impose on you + The managing of this great Province, no, + We will be active too, and as we are + In dignity above your persons, so, + The greatest portion of the difficulties + We call to us, you in your several places + Relieving us with your experience, + Observing in your best directions + All modesty, and distance; for although + We are but young, no action shall forfeit + Our royal priviledge, or encourage any + Too unreverent boldness; as it will become + Our honor to consult, e'r we determine + Of the most necessary things of state, + So we are sensible of a check, + But in a brow, that saucily controuls + Our action, presuming on our years + As few, or frailty of our sex; that head + Is not secure, that dares our power or justice. + + _Phi._ She has a brave spirit, look how the Protector + Grows pale already. + + _Qu._ But I speak to you + Are perfect in obedience, and may spare + This Theme, yet 'twas no immat[eriall] + Part of our character, since I desire + All should take notice, I have studied + The knowledge of my self, by which I shall + Better distinguish of your worth and persons + In your relations to us. + + _Lis._ This language + Is but a threatening to some body. + + _Qu._ But we miss some, that use not to absent + Their duties from us, where's _Macarius_? + + _Cas._ Retir'd to grieve, your Majesty hath given + Consent, _Arcadius_ should enter the List + To day with young _Seleucus._ + + _Qu._ We purpose + + _Enter Gentleman._ + + They shall proceed, what's he? + + _Phil._ A Gentleman belonging to _Seleucus_ that gives notice + He is prepar'd, and waits your royal pleasure. + + _Qu._ He was compos'd for action, give notice + To _Arcadius_, and admit the challenger: + Let other Princes boast their gaudy tilting, + And mockery of battles, but our triumph + Is celebrated with true noble valour. + + _Enter_ Seleucus, Arcadius, _at several doors, their Pages + before them, bearing their Targets_. + + Two young men spirited enough to have + Two kingdoms staked upon their swords, _Lisimachus_ + Do not they excellently become their arms? + 'Twere pity but they should do something more + Then wave their plumes. [_A shout within._ + What noise is that? + + _Enter_ Macarius, _and_ Eubulus. + + _Mac._ The peoples joy to know us reconcil'd, + Is added to the jubile of the day, + We have no more a faction but one heart, + Peace flow in every bosom. + + _Eub._ Throw away + These instruments of death, and like two friends + Embrace by our example. + + _Qu._ This unfein'd? + + _Mac._ By our duties to your self, dear Madam + Command them not advance, our houses from + This minute are incorporated; happy day + Our eyes at which before revenge look'd forth, + May clear suspition, oh my _Arcadius_! + + _Eub._ We have found a nearer way to friendship, Madam, + Than by exposing them to fight for us. + + _Qu._ If this be faithful, our desires are blest. + We had no thought to waste, but reconcile + Your bloud this way, and we did prophesie + This happy chance, spring into eithers bosom, + _Arcadius_ and _Seleucus_, what can now + Be added to this days felicity? + Yes, there is something, is there not my Lord? + While we are Virgin Queen. + + _Cas._ Ha, that string + Doth promise Musick. + + _Qu._ I am yet my Lords + Your single joy, and when I look upon, + What I have took, to manage the great care + Of this most flourishing kingdom, I incline + To think I shall do justice to my self, + If I choose one, whose strength and virtue may + Assist my undertaking, think you Lords, + A Husband would not help? + + _Lis._ No question, Madam, + And he that [you purpose to make] so blest + Must needs be worthy of our humblest duty, + It is the general vote. + + _Qu._ We will not then + Trouble Ambassadors to treat with any + Princes abroad, within our own dominion, + Fruitful in honor, we shall make our choice; + And that we may not keep you over long + In th[e] imagination, from this circle, we + Have purpose to elect; one, whom I shall + Salute a King and Husband. + + _Lisa._ Now my Lord _Lisimachus_. + + _Que._ Nor shall we in this action be accus'd + Of rashness, since the man we shall declare + Deserving our affection, hath been early + In our opinion, which had reason first + To guide it, and his known nobility + Long marry'd to our thoughts, will justifie + Our fair election. + + _Phi._ _Lisimachus_ blushes. + + _Cas._ Direct our duties, Madam, to pray for him. + + _Que._ _Arcadius_, you see from whence we come, + Pray lead us back, you may ascend. [_She comes from the State._ + + _Cas._ How's this? o're-reach'd? + + _Arc._ Madam, be charitable to your humblest creature, + Doe not reward the heart, that falls in duty + Beneath your feet, with making me the burden + Of the Court-mirth, a mockery for Pages, + 'Twere Treason in me but to think you meane thus. + + _Que._ _Arcadius_, you must refuse my love, + Or shame this Kingdom. + + _Phi._ Is the wind in that corner? + + _Cas._ I shall run mad _Lisimachus_. + + _Lisi._ Sir, contain your self. + + _Sel._ Is this to be believ'd? + + _Mac._ What dream is this? + + _Phi._ He kisses her, now by this day I am glad on't. + + _Lisa._ Mark the Protector. + + _Ant._ Let him fret his heart-strings. + + _Que._ Is the day cloudy on the sudden? + + _Arc._ Gentlemen, + It was not my ambition, I durst never + Aspire so high in thought, but since her Majesty + Hath pleas'd to call me to this honor, I + Will study to be worthy of her grace, + By whom I live. + + _Que._ The Church to morrow shall + Confirme our marriage, noble _Lisimachus_; + We'll find out other wayes to recompence + Your love to us, set forward, come _Arcadius_. + + _Mac._ It must be so, and yet let me consider. + + _Cas._ He insults already, policy assist me, + To break his neck. + + _Lisi._ Who would trust Woman? + Lost in a pair of minutes, lost, how bright + A morning rose, but now, [and now] 'tis night? [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Tertius. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Polidora, _and a Servant_. + + _Pol._ Oh where shall Virgins look for faith hereafter? + If he prove false, after so many vowes? + And yet if I consider, he was tempted + Above the strength of a young Lover, two + Such glorious courting his acceptance, were + Able to make disloyalty no sin, + At least not seem a fault, a Lady first, + Whose very looks would thaw a man more frozen + Than the _Alps_, quicken a soul more dead than Winter, + Add to her beauty and perfection, + That she's a Queen, and brings with her a Kingdom + Able to make a great mind forfeit Heaven. + What could the frailty of _Arcadius_ + Suggest, to unspirit him so much, as not + To fly to her embraces, you were present + When she declar'd her self. + + _Ser._ Yes Madam. + + _Pol._ Tell me, + Did not he make a pause, when the fair Queen + A full temptation stood him? + + _Ser._ Very little + My judgment could distinguish, she did no sooner + Propound, but he accepted. + + _Pol._ That was ill, + He might with honor stand one or two minutes, + Me thinks it should have startled him a little, + To have rememberd me, I have deserv'd + At least a cold thought, well, pray give it him. + + _Ser._ I shall. + + _Pol._ When? + + _Ser._ Instantly. + + _Pol._ Not so, + But take a time when his joy swels him most, + When his delights are high and ravishing, + When you perceive his Soul dance in his eyes, + When she that must be his hath drest her beauty, + With all her pride, and sends a thousand _Cupids_ + To call him to the tasting of her lip; + Then give him this, and tell him, while I live, + I'll pray for him. + + _Ser._ I shall. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Cassander, _and_ Lisimachus. + + _Cas._ There is no way but death. + + _Lisi._ That's black, and horrid, + Consider, Sir, it was her sin, not his; + I cannot accuse him, what man could carry + A heart so frozen, not to melt at such + A glorious flame? Who could not fly to such + A happiness? + + _Cas._ Have you ambition + To be a tame fool? see so vast an injury + And not revenge it? make me not suspect + Thy Mother for this sufferance, my Son. + + _Lis._ Pray hear me, Sir. + + _Cas._ Hear a patient gull, + A property, thou hast no blood of mine, + If this affront provoke thee not, how canst + Be charitable to thy self, and let him live + To glory in thy shame? Nor is he innocent; + He had before crept slily into her bosome, + And practised thy dishonor. + + _Lisi._ You begin to stir me, Sir. + + _Cas._ How else could she be guilty + Of such contempt of thee? and in the eye + Of all the Kingdom, they conspir'd this stain, + When they had cunning meetings, shall thy love + And blooming hopes be scatter'd thus, and _Lisimachus_ + Stand idle gazer? + + _Lisi._ What, Sir, will his death + Advantage us, if she be false to me? + So irreligious, and to touch her person-- + Pause, we may be observed. + + _Enter_ Philocles, _and_ Lisander. + + _Lisa._ 'Tis the Protector + And his son. + + _Phi._ Alas, poor Gentleman, I pitty + His neglect, but am not sorry for his Father. + ['Tis] a strange turne. + + _Lisa._ The whirligigs of Women. + + _Phi._ Your Graces servant. + + _Cas._ I am yours Gentlemen, + And should be happy to deserve your loves. + + _Phi._ Now he can flatter. + + _Lisa._ In't Sir, to inlarge your sufferings, I have + A heart doth wish + The Q[u]een had known better to reward + Your love and merit. + + [_Lisi._] If you would express + Your love to me, pray do not mention it, + I must obey my fate. + + _Phi._ She will be married + To t'other Gentleman for certain then? + + _Cas._ I hope you'll wish 'em joy. + + _Phi._ Indeed I will, Sir. + + _Lisa._ Your Graces servant. [_Exit._ + + _Cas._ We are grown + Ridiculous, the pastime of the Court: + Here comes another. + + _Enter_ Seleucus. + + _Sel._ Where's your Son, my Lord? + + _Cas._ Like a neglected servant of his Mistress. + + _Sel._ I would ask him a question. + + _Cas._ What? + + _Sel._ Whether the Queen, + As 'tis reported, lov'd him, he can tell + Whether she promis'd what they talke of, marriage. + + _Cas._ I can resolve you that, Sir. + + _Sel._ She did promise? + + _Cas._ Yes. + + _Sel._ Then shee's a Woman, and your Son; + + _Cas._ What? + + _Sel._ Not worthy his blood, and expectation, + If he be calme. + + _Cas._ There's no opposing destiny. + + _Sel._ I would cut the Throat. + + _Cas._ Whose throat? + + _Sel._ The destinies, that's all, your pardon, Sir, + I am _Seleucus_ still, a poor shadow + Oth' World, a walking picture, it concerns + Not me, I am forgotten by my stars. + + _Cas._ The Queen, with more discretion, might ha chosen Thee. + + _Sel._ Whom? + + _Cas._ Thee, _Seleucus_. + + _Sel._ Me? I cannot dance, and frisk with due activity, + My body is lead, I have too much phlegme, what should + I do with a Kingdome? no, _Arcadius_ + Becomes the cushion, and can please, yet setting + Aside the trick that Ladies of Blood look at, + Another Man might make a shift to weare + Rich Clothes, sit in the chair of state, and nod, + Dare venture on discourse, that does not trench + On compliment, and think the study of Armes + And Arts, more commendable in a Gentleman, + Than any Galliard. + + _Cas._ _Arcadius_, + And you, were reconcil'd. + + _Sel._ We? yes, oh yes, + But 'tis not manners now to say we are friends, + At our equality there had been reason, + But now subjection is the word. + + _Cas._ They are not + Yet married. + + _Sel._ I'll make no Oath upon't, + My Lord _Lisimachus_, + A word, you'll not be angry if I love you, + May not a Batchellor be made a Cuckold? + + _Lisi._ How, Sir? + + _Cas._ _Lisimachus_, this Gentleman + Is worth our embrace, hee's spirited, + And may be useful. + + _Sel._ Hark you, can you tell + Where's the best Dancing-master? and you mean + To rise at Court, practise to caper, farewel + The noble science, that makes work for cutlers, + It will be out of fashion to weare swords, + Masques, and devices welcome, I salute you, + Is it not pitty any division + Should be heard out of Musick? Oh 'twill be + An excellent age of crotchets; and of Canters. + Buy Captains, that like fools will spend your blood + Out of your Country, you will be of less + Use than your feathers, if you return unman'd + You shall be beaten soon to a new march, + When you shall think it a discretion + To sell your glorious buffes to buy fine pumps, + And pantables, this is I hope no treason. + + _Enter_ Arcadius _leading the_ Queen, Charia, Eubulus, Lisander, + Philocles, Polidora, _servant_. + + _Cas._ Wot stay _Lisimachus_? + + _Lisi._ Yes, Sir, + And shew a patience above her injury. + + _Arc._ This honor is too much, Madam, assume + Your place, and let _Arcadius_ waite still: + 'Tis happiness enough to be your servant. + + _Cas._ Now he dissembles. + + _Que._ Sir, you must sit. + + _Arc._ I am obedient. + + _Que._ This is not Musick + Sprightly enough, it feeds the soul with melancholy. + How sayes _Arcadius_? + + _Arc._ Give me leave to think + There is no harmony but in your voice, + And not an accent of your heavenly tongue, + But strikes me into rapture, I incline + To think, the tale of _Orpheus_ no fable, + 'Tis possible he might inchant the Rocks, + And charme the Forrest, soften hell, hell it self, + With his commanding Lute, it is no miracle + To what you work, whose very breath conveyes + The hearer into Heaven, how at your lips, + Day-winds gather Perfumes, proudly glide away, + To disperse sweetness round about the world. + + _Sel._ Fine stuff. + + _Que._ You cannot flatter. + + _Arc._ Not, if I should say, + Nature had plac'd you here the creatures wonder, + And her own spring, from which all excellence + On Earth's deriv'd, and copyed forth, and when + The character of fair, and good in others + Is quite worne out, and lost, looking on you + It is supply'd, and you alone made mortal + To feed, and keep alive all beauty. + + _Sel._ Ha, ha, Can you indure it Gentlemen? + + _Lisa._ What do you meane? + + _Sel._ Nay, ask him what he meanes, mine is a down + Right laugh. + + _Que._ Well, Sir, proceed. + + _Arc._ At such bright eyes the stars do light themselves, + At such a forehead Swans renew their white, + From such a lip the morning gathers blushes. + + _Sel._ The morning is more modest than thy praises, + What a thing does he make her? + + _Arc._ And when you flie to Heaven and leave this world + No longer maintenance of goodness from you: + Then Poetry shall lose all use with us, + And be no more, since nothing in your absence + Is left, that can be worthy of a Verse. + + _Sel._ Ha, ha. + + _Que._ Whose that? + + _Sel._ 'Twas I, Madam. + + _Arc._ _Seleucus?_ + + _Cas._ Ha? + + _Sel._ Yes, Sir, 'twas I that laugh'd. + + _Arc._ At what? + + _Sel._ At nothing. + + _Lisa._ Contain your self, _Seleucus_. + + _Eub._ Are you mad? + + _Que._ Have you ambition to be punish'd, Sir? + + _Sel._ I need not, 'twas punishment + Enough to hear him make an Idol of you, he left + Out the commendation of your patience, I was a little + Mov'd in my nature, to hear his Rodomontados, and + Make a monster of his Mistress, which I pitty'd first, + But seeing him proceed, I guest he brought you + Mirth with his inventions, and so made bold to laugh at it. + + _Que._ You are sawcy, + We'll place you where you sha'not be so merry, + Take him away. + + _Lisa._ Submit your self. + + _Arc._ Let me plead for his pardon. + + _Sel._ I wo'd not owe my life so poorly, beg thy own, + When you are King you cannot bribe your destiny. + + _Eub._ Good Madam hear me, I fear he is distracted, + Brave boy, thou should'st be Master of a soul + Like his: thy honors more concern'd. + + _Sel._ 'Tis charity, + A way wo' mee, 'boy Madam? + + _Cas._ He has a daring spirit. [_Ex._ Sel. Eub. Cas. + + _Arc._ These, and a thousand more affronts I must + Expect: your favors draw them all upon me; + In my first state I had no enemies, + I was secure, while I did grow beneath + This expectation, humble valleys thrive with + Their bosomes full of flowers, when the Hills melt + With lightning, and rough anger of the clouds, + Let me retire. + + _Que._ And can _Arcadius_ + At such a breath be mov'd, I had opinion + Your courage durst have stood a tempest for + Our love, can you for this incline to leave + What other Princes should in vain have sued for? + How many Lovers are in _Epire_ now + Would throw themselves on danger, not expect + One enemy, but empty their own veins, + And think the loss of all their blood rewarded, + To have one smile of us when they are dying? + And shall this murmur shake you? + + _Arc._ Not dear Madam, + My life is such a poor despised thing, + In value your least graces, that + To lose it were to make my self a victory, + It is not for my self, I fear: the envy + Of others cannot fasten wound in me + Greater, than that your goodness should be check'd + So daringly. + + _Que._ Let not those thoughts afflict thee, + While we have power to correct the offences, + _Arcadius_ be mine, this shall confirm it. + + _Arc._ I shall forget, + And lose my way to heaven, that touch had been + Enough to have restor'd me, and infus'd + A spirit of a more celestial nature, + After the tedious absence of my soul, + Oh bless me not too much, one smile a day + Would stretch my life to mortality; + Poets that wrap divinity in tales, + Look here, and give your coppies forth of angels, + What blessing can remain? + + _Que._ Our Marriage. + + _Arc._ Place then some horrors in the way + For me, not you, to pass, the journeys end + Holds out such glories to me, I should think + Hell but a poor degree of suffering for it, + What's that, some petition? a Letter to me. + _You had a Polidora, ha, that's all._ + Ith' minu[t]e when my vessels new lanch'd forth, + With all my pride, and silken wings about me + I strike upon a Rock: What power can save me? + You had a _Polidora_; there's a name + Kill'd with grief, I can so soon forget her. + + _Ser._ She did impose on me this service, Sir, + And while she lives she sayes, shee'll pray for you. + + _Arc._ She lives, + That's well, and yet 'twere better, for my fame, + And honor, she were dead; What fate hath plac'd me + Upon this fearful precipice? + + _Ser._ He's troubled. + + _Arc._ I must resolve, my faith is violated + Already, yet poor loving _Polidora_ + Will pray for me, she sayes, to think she can + Render me hated to my self, and every + Thought's a tormentor, let me then be just. + + _Que._ _Arcadius._ + + _Arc._ That voice prevailes agen, oh _Polidora_, + Thou must forgive _Arcadius_, I dare not + Turn rebel to a Princess, I shall love + Thy vertue, but a Kingdom has a charme + To excuse our f[r]ailty, dearest Madam. + + _Que._ Now set forward. + + _Arc._ To perfect all our joyes. + + _Enter_ Macarius, _and a_ Bishop, Casander. + + _Mac._ I'll fright their glories. + + _Cas._ By what means? + + _Mac._ Observe. + + _Arc._ Our good Unckle, welcome. + + _Que._ My Lord _Macarius_, we did want your person, + There's something in our joyes wherein you share. + + _Mac._ This you intend your highness wedding day. + + _Que._ We are going. + + _Mac._ Save you labor + I have brought a Priest to meet you. + + _Arc._ Reverend Father. + + _Que._ Meet us, Why? + + _Mac._ To tell you, that you must not Marry. + + _Cas._ Didst thou hear that, _Lisimachus_? + + _Lisi._ And wonder what will follow. + + _Que._ We must not marry. + + _Bish._ Madam, 'tis a rule + First made in heaven, and I must needs declare + You and _Arcadius_ must tie no knot + Of Man and Wife. + + _Arc._ Is my Unckle mad? + + _Que._ Joy has transported him, + Or age has made him dote, _Macarius_ + Provoke us not too much, you will presume + Above our mercy. + + _Mac._ I'll discharge my duty, + Could your frown strike me dead, my Lord, you know + Whose character this is. + + _Cas._ It is _Theodosius_, + Your graces Father. + + _Bis._ I am subscribed a witness. + + _Phi._ Upon my life 'tis his. + + _Mac._ Fear not, I'll cross this Match. + + _Cas._ I'll bless thee for't. + + _Arc._ Unckle, d'ee know what you do, or what we are + Going to finish? you will not break the neck of my glorious + Fortune, now my foots ith' stirrup, and mounting, + Throw me over the saddle? I hope you'll let one + Be a King, Madam, 'tis as you say, + My Unckle is something craz'd, there's a worm + In's brain, but I beseech you pardon him, he is + Not the first of your counsel, that has talk'd + Idly, d'ee hear my Lord Bishop, I hope + You have more Religion than to joyn with him + To undoe me. + + _Bis._ Not I Sir, but I am commanded by oath, + And conscience to speak truth. + + _Arc._ If your truth should do me any harm, I shall never + Be in charity with a Croziers staffe, look too't. + + _Que._ My youngest Brother. + + _Cas._ Worse and worse, my brains. [_Exit._ + + _Mac._ Deliver['d] to me an Infant with this writing, + To which this reverend Father is a witness. + + _Lisa._ This he whom we so long thought dead, a childe? + + _Que._ But what should make my Father to trust him + To your concealment? give abroad his death, and bury + An empty coffin? + + _Mac._ A jealousie he had + Upon _Cassander_, whose ambitious brain + He fear'd would make no conscience to depose + His son, to make _Lisimachus_ King of _Epire_. + + _Que._ He made no scruple to expose me then + To any danger? + + _Mac._ He secur'd you, Madam, + By an early Engagement of your affection + To _Lisimachus_, exempt this testimony, + Had he been _Arcadius_, and my Nephew, + I needed not obtrude him on the state, + Your love and marriage had made him King + Without my trouble, and sav'd that ambition, + There was necessity to open now + His birth, and title. + + _Phi._ _Demetrius_ alive. + + _Arc._ What riddles are these, Whom do they talk of? + + _Omn._ Congratulate your return to life, and honor, + And as becomes us, with one voice salute you, + _Demetrius_ King of _Epire_. + + _Mac._ I am no Uncle, Sir, this is your Sister, + I should have suffer'd incest to have kept you + Longer ith' dark: love, and be happy both, + My trust is now discharg'd. + + _Lisa._ And we rejoyce. + + _Arc._ But do not mock me, Gentlemen, + May I be bold upon your words to say + I am Prince _Theodosius_ Son? + + _Mac._ The King. + + _Arc._ You'll justifie it? + Sister, I am very glad to see you. + + _Sop._ I am to find a brother, and resign my glory, + My triumph is my shame. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Cassander. + + _Cas._ Thine ear _Lisimachus_. + + _Arc._ Gentlemen I owe + Unto your loves, as large acknowledgment + As to my birth, for this great honor, and + My study shall be equal to be thought + Worthy of both. + + _Cas._ Thou art turn'd Marble. + + _Lisi._ There will be the less charge for my Monument. + + _Cas._ This must not be, sit fast young King. [_Exit._ + + _Lisi._ Your sister, Sir, is gone. + + _Arc._ My sister should have been my Bride, that name + Puts me in mind of _Polidora_, ha? + _Lisander, Philocles_, Gentlemen, + If you will have me think your hearts allow me + _Theodosius_ son, oh quickly snatch some wings, + Express it in your haste to _Polidora_, + Tell her what title is new dropt from heaven + To make her rich; onely created for me: + Give her the ceremony of my Queen, + With all the state that may become our Bride, + Attend her to this throne; Are you not there? + Yet stay, 'tis too much pride to send for her, + Wee'll go our self, no honor is enough + For _Polidora_, to redeem our fault, + Salute her gently from me, and, upon + Your knee, present her with this Diadem, + 'Tis our first gift, tell her _Demetrius_ follows + To be her guest, and give himself a servant + To her chast bosome, bid her stretch her heart + To meet me, I am lost in joy and wonder. [_Exeunt Omnes._ + + + + + _Actus Quartus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Cassander, Eubulus, Soldier. + + _Cas._ Where's the Captain of the Castle? + + _Sol._ Hee'll attend your honors presently. + + _Cas._ Give him knowledge we expect him. + + _Sol._ I shall, my Lord. [_Exit._ + + _Cas._ He is my creature, fear not, + And shall run any course that we propound. + + _Eub._ My Lord, I like the substance of your plot, + 'Tis promising, but matters of this consequence + Are not so easily perfect, and it does + Concern our heads to build upon secure + Principles, though _Seleucus_, I confess, + Carry a high, and daring spirit in him, + 'Tis hard to thrust upon the state new setled + Any impostor, and we know not yet + Whether hee'll undertake to play the Prince; + Or if he should accept it, with what cunning + He can behave himself. + + _Cas._ My Lord, affairs + Of such a glorious nature, are half finish'd, + When they begin with confidence. + + _Eub._ Admit + He want no art, [n]or courage, it must rest + Upon the people to receive his title, + And with what danger their uncertain breath + May flatter ours, _Demetrius_ scarcely warm + In the Kings seat, I may suspect. + + _Cas._ That reason + Makes for our part, for if it be so probable, + That young _Demetrius_ should be living, Why + May not we work them to believe, _Leonatus_, + The eldest son was, by some trick, preserv'd, + And now would claim his own: there were two sons, + Who in their Fathers life we supposed dead, + May not we find a circumstance to make + This seem as clear as t'other, let the vulgar + Be once possest, wee'll carry _Epire_ from + _Demetrius_, and the World. + + _Eub._ I could be pleas'd + To see my Son a King. + + _Enter_ Poleanus. + + The Captain's here. + + _Pol._ I waite your Lordships pleasure. + + _Cas._ We come to visit your late prisoner: + I will not doubt, but you intreat him fairly, + He will deserve it for himself, and you + Be fortunate in any occasion, + To have exprest your service. + + _Pol._ Sir, the knowledge + Of my honorable Lord his Father, will + Instruct me to behave my self with all + Respects becoming me, to such a son. + + _Cas._ These things will least + Oblige you, but how bears he his restraint? + + _Pol._ As one whose soul's above it. + + _Eub._ Patiently? + + _Pol._ With contempt rather of the great command + Which made him prisoner, he will talke sometimes + So strangely to himself. + + _Eub._ Hee's here. + + _Enter_ Seleucus. + + _Sel._ Why was I born to be a subject? 'tis + Soon answer'd, sure my Father was no Prince, + That's all: the same ingredients use to make + A Man, as active, though not royal blood + Went to my composition, and I + Was gotten with as good a will perhaps, + And my birth cost my Mother as much sorrow, + As I had been born an Emperor. + + _Cas._ While I look + Upon him, something in his face presents + A King indeed. + + _Eub._ He does resemble much + _Theodosius_ too. + + _Cas._ Whose son we would pretend him, + This will advance our plot. + + _Sel._ 'Tis but a name, + And mere opinion, that prefers one man + Above another, I'll imagine then + I am a Prince, or some brave thing on Earth, + And see what follows: but it must not be, + My single voice will carry it, the name + Of King must be attended with a troop + Of acclamations, on whose ayrie wings + He mounts, and once exalted, threatens Heaven, + And all the stars: how to acquire this noise, + And be the thing I talke of, men have rise[n] + From a more cheap nobility to Empires, + From dark originals, and sordid blood, + Nay some that had no fathers, sons of the earth, + And flying people, have aspir'd to Kingdoms, + Made nations tremble, and have practis'd frowns + To awe the world, their memory is glorious, + And I would hug them in their shades, but what's + All this to me, that am I know not what, + And less in expectation? + + _Pol._ Are you serious? + + _Cas._ Will you assist, and run a fate with us. + + _Pol._ Command my life, I owe it to your favor. + + _Sel._ _Arcadius_ was once as far from being + As I, and had we not so cunningly + Been reconcil'd, or one, or both had gone + To seek our fortunes in another world; + What's the device now? If my death be next, + The summons shall not make me once look pale. + + _Cas._ Chide your too vain suspitions, we bring + A life, and liberty, with what else can make + Thy ambition happy, th'ast a glorious flame, + We come to advance it. + + _Sel._ How? + + _Cas._ Have but a will, + And be what thy own thoughts dare prompt thee to, + A King. + + _Sel._ You do not mock me Gentlemen? + You are my Father, Sir. + + _Eub._ This minute shall + Declare it, my _Seleucus_, our hearts swell'd + With joy, with duty rather, oh my boy! + + _Sel._ What's the mistery? + + _Pol._ You must be a King. + + _Cas._ _Seleucus_, stay, thou art too incredulous, + Let not our faith, and study to exalt thee, + Be so rewarded. + + _Eub._ I pronounce thee King, + Unless thy spirit be turn'd coward, and + Thou faint to accept it. + + _Sel._ King of what? + + _Cas._ Of _Epire_. + + _Sel._ Although the Queen, since she sent me hither, + Were gone to Heaven I know not how, + That title could devolve to me. + + _Cas._ We have + No Queen, since he that should have married her, + Is prov'd her youngest brother, and now King + In his own title. + + _Sel._ Thank you Gentlemen, + There's hope for me. + + _Cas._ Why, you dare fight with him + And need be, for the Kingdom. + + _Sel._ With _Arcadius_? + If you'll make stakes, my life against his crown, + I'll fight with him, and you, and your fine Son, + And all the Courtiers one after another. + + _Cas._ 'Two'not come to that. + + _Sel._ I am of your Lordships mind, so fare you well. + + _Cas._ Yet stay and hear-- + + _Sel._ What? that you have betray'd me: + Do, tell your King, my life is grown a burden, + And I'll confess, and make your souls look pale, + To see how nimble mine shall leap this battlement + Of flesh, and dying, laugh at your poor malice. + + _Omnes._ No more, long live _Leonatus_ King of _Epire_. + + _Sel._ _Leonatus_, Who's that? + + _Cas._ Be bold, and be a King, our brains have been + Working to raise you to this height, here are + None but friends, dare you but call your self + _Leonatus_, and but justifie with confidence + What we'll proclaime you, if we do not bring + The Crown to your head, we [w]ill forfeit ours. + + _Eub._ The state is in distraction, _Arcadius_ + Is prov'd a King, there was an elder brother, + If you dare but pronounce, you are the same, + Forget you are my son. + + _Pol._ These are no trifles, Sir, all is plotted, + To assure your greatness; if you will be wise, + And take the faire occasion that's presented. + + _Sel._ _Arcadius_, you say, is lawful King, + And now to depose him, you would make me + An elder brother, is't not so? + + _Cas._ Most right. + + _Sel._ Nay, right or wrong, if this be your true meaning. + + _Omnes._ Upon our lives. + + _Sel._ I'll venture mine, but with your pardon, + Whose brain was this? from whom took this plot life? + + _Eub._ My Lord _Cassander_. + + _Sel._ And you are of his mind? and you? and think + This may be done? + + _Eub._ The destinies shall not cross us, if you have + Spirit to undertake it. + + _Sel._ Undertake it? + I am not us'd to compliment, I'll owe + My life to you, my fortunes to your Lordship, + Compose me as you please, and when y'ave made + Me what you promise, you shall both divide + Me equally: one word, my Lord, I had rather + Live in the prison still, than be a propency + To advance his politick ends. + + _Eub._ Have no suspition. + + _Cas._ So, so, I see _Demetrius_ heels already + Trip'd up, and I'll dispatch him out oth' way, + Which gone, I can depose this at my leasure, + Being an Impostor, then my Son stands fair, + And may piece with the Princess, we lose time, + What think you, if we first surprize the Court? + While you command the Castle, we shall curbe + All opposition. + + _Eub._ Let's proclaim him first, + I have some faction, the people love me, + They gain'd to us, wee'll fall upon the Court. + + _Cas._ Unless _Demetrius_ yield himself, he bleeds. + + _Sel._ Who dares call treason sin, when it succeeds? [_Exeunt Omnes._ + + _Enter_ Sophia, _and_ Charilla. + + _Cha._ Madam, you are too passionate, and lose + The greatness of your soul, with the expence + Of too much grief, for that which providence + Hath eas'd you of, the burden of a state + Above your tender bearing. + + _Sop._ Thour't a fool, + And canst not reach the spirit of a Lady, + Born great as I was, and made onely less + By a too cruel destiny, above + Our tender bearing: What goes richer to + The composition of Man, than ours? + Our soul as free, and spatious; our heart's + As great, our will as large, each thought as active, + And in this onely Man more proud than we, + That would have us less capable of Empire, + But search the stories, and the name of Queen + Shines bright with glory, and some precedents + Above Mans imitation. + + _Cha._ I grant it + For the honor of our sex, nor have you, Madam, + By any weakness, forfeited command, + He that succeeds, in justice, was before you, + And you have gain'd more, in a royal brother, + Than you could lose by your resign of _Epire_. + + _Sop._ This I allow _Charilla,_ I ha done; + 'Tis not the thought I am depos'd afflicts me, + At the same time I feel a joy to know + My Brother living: no, there is another + Wound in me above cure. + + _Cha_. Virtue forbid. + + _Sop_. Canst find me out a Surgeon for that? + + _Cha_. For what? + + _Sop_. My bleeding fame. + + _Cha_. Oh do not injure + Your own clear innocence. + + _Sop_. Do not flatter me, + I have been guilty of an act, will make + All love in women question'd, is not that + A blot upon a Virgins name? my birth + Cannot extenuate my shame, I am + Become the stain of _Epire_. + + _Cha._ 'Tis but + Your own opinion, Madam, which presents + Something to fright your self, which cannot + Be in the same shape so horrid to our sense. + + _Sop_. Thou wod'st, but canst not appear ignorant: + Did not the Court, nay, the whole Kingdom, take + Notice, I lov'd _Lisimachus?_ + + _Cha._ True, Madam. + + _Sop._ No, I was false, + Though counsel'd by my Father to affect him, + I had my politick ends upon _Cassander_, + To be absolute Queen, flattering his son with hopes + Of love and marriage, when that very day + I blush to think I wrong'd _Lisimachus_, + That noble Gentleman, but heaven punish'd me; + For though to know _Demetrius_ was a blessing, + Yet who will not impute it my dishonor. + + _Cha._ Madam, you yet may recompence _Lisimachus_, + If you affect him now, you were not false + To him, whom then you lov'd not, if you can + Find any gentle passion in your soul + To entertain his thought, no doubt his heart, + Though sad retains a noble will to meet it, + His love was firm to you, and cannot be + Unrooted with one storme. + + _Sop._ He will not sure + Trust any language from her tongue that mock'd him, + Although my soul doth weep for't, and is punish'd + To love him above the world. + + _Enter_ Lisimachus. + + _Cha._ Hee's here + As fate would have him reconcil'd, be free, + And speak your thoughts. + + _Lisi._ If, Madam, I appear + Too bold, your charity will sign my pardon: + I heard you were not well, which made me haste + To pay the duty of an humble visit. + + _Sop._ You do not mock me, Sir. + + _Lisi._ I am confident + You think me not so lost to manners, in + The knowledge of your person, to bring with me + Such rudeness, I have nothing to present, + But a heart full of wishes for your health, + And what else may be added to your happiness. + + _Sop._ I thought you had been sensible. + + _Lisi._ How Madam? + + _Sop._ A man of understanding, can you spend + One prayer for me, remembring the dishonor + I have done _Lisimachus_? + + _Lisi._ Nothing can deface that part of my + Religion in me, not to pray for you. + + _Sop._ It is not then impossible you may + Forgive me too, indeed I have a soul + Is full of penitence, and something else, + If blushing would allow to give't a name. + + _Lisi._ What Madam? + + _Sop._ Love, a love that should redeem + My past offence, and make me white again. + + _Lisi_. I hope no sadness can possess your thoughts + For me, I am not worthy of this sorrow, + But if you mean it any satisfaction + For what your will hath made me suffer, 'tis + But a strange overflow of Charity, + To keep me still alive, be your self Madam, + And let no cause of mine, be guilty of + This rape upon your eyes, my name's not worth + The least of all your tears. + + _Sop._ You think 'em counterfeit. + + _Lisi._ Although I may + Suspect a Womans smile hereafter, yet + I would believe their wet eyes, and if this + Be what you promise, for my sake, I have + But one reply. + + _Sop._ I waite it. + + _Lisi._ I have now + Another Mistress. + + _Sop._ Stay. + + _Lisi._ To whom I have made + Since your revolt from me, a new chaste vow, + Which not the second malice of my fate + Shall violate, and she deserves it, Madam, + Even for that wherein you are excellent, + Beauty, in which she shines equal to you + Her vertue, if she but maintain what now + She is Mistress of, beyond all competition, + So rich it cannot know to be improv'd, + At least in my esteem, I may offend, + But truth shall justifie, I have not flatter'd her, + I beg your pardon, and to leave, my duty + Upon your hand, all that is good flow in you. [_Exit._ + + _Sop._ Did he not say, _Charilla_, that he had + Another Mistress? + + _Cha._ Such a sound, methought, + Came from him. + + _Sop._ Let's remove, here's too much ayre, + The sad note multiplies. + + _Cha._ Take courage, Madam, + And my advice, he has another Mistress, + If he have twenty, be you wise, and cross him + With entertaining twice as many servants, + And when he sees your humor he'll return. + And sue for any Livery, grieve for this. + + _Sop._ It must be she, 'tis _Polidora_ has + Taken his heart, she live my rival, + How does the thought inflame me! + + _Cha. Polidora?_ + + _Sop._ And yet she does but justly, and he too; + I would have rob'd her of _Arcadius_ heart, + And they will both have this revenge on me, + But something will rebel. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Demetrius, Philocles, Lisander. + + _De._ The house is desolate, none comes forth to meet us, + Shee's slow to entertain us: _Philocles,_ + I prethee tell me, did she weare no cloud + Upon her brow, was't freely that she said + We should be welcome. + + _Phi._ To my apprehension, + Yet 'tis my wonder she appears not. + + _Lisa._ She, nor any other, + Sure there's some conceit + To excuse it. + + _Dem._ Stay, Who's this? observe what follows? + + _Phi._ Fortune? some maske to entertain you, Sir. + + _Enter Fortune crown'd, attended with Youth, Health, and + Pleasure._ + + _For._ Not yet? What silence doth inhabit here? + No preparation to bid Fortune welcome! + Fortune, the genious of the World, have we + Descended from our pride, and state to come, + So far attended with our darlings, Youth, + Pleasure, and Health, to be neglected thus? + Sure this is not the place? call hither Fame. + + _Enter_ Fame. + + _Fa._ What would great Fortune? + + _For._ Know, + Who dwells here. + + _Fa._ Once more I report great Queen, + This is the house of Love. + + _For._ It cannot be, + This place has too much shade, and looks as if + It had been quite forgotten of the Spring, + And Sun-beames Love, affect society, + And heat, here all is cold as the hairs of Winter, + No harmony, to catch the busie eare + Of passengers, no object of delight, + To take the wandring eyes, no song, no grone + Of Lovers, no complaint of Wil[l]ow garlands, + Love has a Beacon upon his palace top, + Of flaming hearts, to call the weary pilgrime + To rest, and dwell with him, I see no fire + To threaten, or to warme: Can Love dwell here? + + _Fa._ If there be noble love upon the World, + Trust Fame, and find it here. + + _For._ Make good your boast, + And bring him to us. + + _De._ What does mean all this? + + _Lisa._ I told you, Sir, we should have some device. + + _Enter Love._ + + There's _Cupid_ now, that little Gentleman, + Has troubled every Masque at Court this seven year. + + _Dem._ No more. + + _Love._ Welcome to Love, how much you honor me! + It had become me, that, upon your summons, + I should have waited upon mighty Fortune, + But since you have vouchsafed to visit me; + All the delights Love can invent, shall flow + To entertain you, Musick through the ayre + Shoot your inticing harmony. + + _For._ We came to dance and revel with you. + + _Lov._ I am poor + In my ambition, and want thought to reach + How much you honor Love. [_Dance._ + + _Enter_ Honor. + + _Hon._ What intrusion's this? + Whom do you seek here. + + _Lov._ 'Tis honor. + + _For._ He my servant. + + _Lov._ Fortune is come to visit us. + + _Hon._ And has + Corrupted Love: Is this thy faith to her, + On whom we both waite, to betray her thus + To Fortunes triumph? take her giddy wheel, + And be no more companion to honor; + I blush to know thee, Who'll believe there can + Be truth in Love hereafter? + + _Lov._ I have found + My eyes, and see my shame, and with it, this + Proud sorceress, from whom, and all her charmes, + I flye agen to Honor, be my guard, + Without thee I am lost, and cannot boast, + The merit of a name. + + _For._ Despis'd? I shall + Remember this affront. + + _Dem._ What Moral's this? [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Honor _with the Crown upon a mourning Cushion_. + + What melancholly object strikes a sudden + Chillness through all my veines; and turns me Ice? + It is the same I sent, the very same, + As the first pledge of her insuing greatness: + Why in this mourning livery, if she live + To whom I sent it? ha, What shape of sorrow? + + _Enter_ Polidora _in mourning_. + + It is not _Polidora_, she was faire + Enough, and wanted not the setting off + With such a black: if thou beest _Polidora_, + Why mournes my love? it neither does become + Thy fortune, nor my joyes. + + _Pol._ But it becomes + My griefs, this habit fits a funeral, + And it were sin, my Lord, not to lament + A friend new dead. + + _Dem._ And I yet living? can + A sorrow enter but upon thy Garment, + Or discomplexion thy attire, whilst I + Enjoy a life for thee? Who can deserve, + Weigh'd with thy living comforts, but a piece + Of all this Ceremony? give him a name. + + _Pol._ He was _Arcadius_. + + _Dem._ _Arcadius?_ + + _Pol._ A Gentleman that lov'd me dearly once, + And does compel these poor, and fruitless drops, + Which willingly would fall upon his hearse, + To imbalme him twice. + + _Dem._ And are you sure hee's dead? + + _Pol._ As sure as you'r living, Sir, and yet + I did not close his eyes, but he is dead, + And I shall never see the same _Arcadius_: + He was a Man so rich in all that's good, + At least I thought him so, so perfect in + The rules of honor, whom alone to imitate + Were glory in a Prince, Nature her self, + Till his creation, wrought imperfectly, + As she had made but tryal of the rest, + To mould him excellent. + + _Dem._ And is he dead? + Come, shame him not with praises, recollect + Thy scatter'd hopes, and let me tell my best, + And dearest _Polidora_, that he lives, + Still lives to honor thee. + + _Pol._ Lives, Where? + + _Dem._ Look here. + Am not I worth your knowledge? + + _Pol._ And my duty, + You are _Demetrius_, King of _Epire_, Sir. + I could not easily mistake him so, + To whom I gave my heart. + + _Dem._ Mine is not chang'd, + But still hath fed upon thy memory, + These honors, and additions of state + Are lent me for thy sake, be not so strange, + Let me not lose my entertainment, now + I am improv'd, and rais'd unto the height, + Beneath which, I did blush to ask thy love. + + _Pol._ Give me your pardon, Sir, _Arcadius_, + At our last meeting, without argument, + To move him more than his affection to me, + Vow'd he did love me; love me above all Women, + And to confirm his heart, was truely mine, + He wish'd, I tremble to remember it, + When he forsook his _Polidora's_ love, + That Heaven might kill his happiness on Earth: + Was not this nobly said? did not this promise + A truth to shame the Turtles? + + _Dem._ And his heart + Is still the same, and I thy constant Lover. + + _Pol._ Give me your leave, I pray, I would not say, + _Arcadius_ was perjur'd, but the same day + Forgetting all his promises, and oathes, + While yet they hung upon his lips, forsook me, + D'ee not remember this too, gave his faith + From me, transported with the noise of greatness, + And would be married to a Kingdom. + + _Dem._ But Heaven permitted not I should dispose + What was ordain'd for thee. + + _Pol._ It was not virtue + In him, for sure he found no check, no sting + In his own bosome, but gave freely all + The reines to blind ambition. + + _Dem._ I am wounded, + The thought of thee ith' throng of all my joyes, + Like poyson powr'd in Nectar, turnes me frantick: + Dear, if _Arcadius_ have made a fault, + Let not _Demetrius_ be punish'd for't, + He pleads that ever will be constant to thee. + + _Pol._ Shall I believe Mans flatteries agen, + Lose my sweet rest, and peace of thought agen, + Be drawn by you, from the streight paths of virtue, + Into the maze of Love. + + _Dem._ I see compassion in thy eye, that chides me, + If I have either soul, but what's contain'd + Within these words, or if one syllable + Of their full force, be not made good by me, + May all relenting thoughts in you take end, + And thy disdain be doubled, from thy pardon, + I'll count my Coronation; and that hour + Fix with a rubrick in my Calendar, + As an auspicious time, to entertain + Affairs of weight with Princes; think who now + Intreats thy mercy, come, thou sha't be kind, + And divide Titles with me. + + _Pol._ Hear me, Sir, + I lov'd you once for virtue, and have not + A thought so much unguarded, as to be won + From my truth, and innocence with any + Motives of state to affect you, + Your bright temptation mourns while it stayes here; + Nor can the triumph of glory, which made you + Forget me, so court my opinion back, + Were you no King, I should be sooner drawn + Again to love you, but 'tis now too late, + A low obedience shall become me best: + May all the joyes I want + Still wait on you, if time hereafter tell you, + That sorrow for your fault hath struck me dead, + May one soft tear drop from your eye, in pitty + Bedew my hearse, and I shall sleep securely: + I have but one word more for goodness sake, + For your own honor, Sir, correct your passion, + To her you shall love next, and I forgive you. [_Exit._ + + _Dem._ Her heart is frozen up, nor can warm prayers + Thaw it to any softness. + + _Phi._ I'll fetch her, Sir, again. + + _Dem._ Perswade her not. + + _Phi._ You give your passion too much leave to triumph. + Seek in another what she denies. + + _Enter_ Macarius. + + _Mac._ Where's the King? oh, Sir, you are undone, + A dangerous treason is a foot. + + _Dem._ What Treason? + + _Mac._ _Cassander_, and _Eubulus_ have proclaim'd + Another King, whom they pretend to be + _Leonatus_ your elder Brother, he that was, + But this morning prisoner in the Castle. + + _Dem._ Ha? + + _Mac._ The easie _Epirotes_ + Gather in multitudes to advance his Title, + They have seised upon the Court, secure your person, + Whilst we raise power to curbe this Insurrection. + + _Ant._ Lose no time then. + + _Dem._ We will not Arme one Man, + Speak it agen, have I a brother living? + And must be no King. + + _Mac._ What means your Grace? + + _Dem._ This newes doth speak me happy, it exalts + My heart, and makes me capable of more + Than twenty Kingdoms. + + _Phi._ Will you not, Sir, stand + Upon your guard? + + _Dem._ I'll stand upon my honor, + Mercy relieves me. + + _Lisa._ Will you lose the Kingdom? + + _Dem._ The World's too poor to bribe me: leave + Me all, lest you extenuate my fame, and I + Be thought to have redeem'd it by your counsel, + You shall not share one scruple in the honor; + Titles may set a gloss upon our Name, + But Virtue onely is the soul of Fame. + + _Mac._ He's strangely possest Gentlemen. [_Exeunt Omnes._ + + + + + _Actus Quintus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Philocles, _and_ Lisander. + + _Phi._ Heres a strange turne, _Lisander_. + + _Lisa._ 'Tis a Kingdom + Easily purchas'd, who will trust the faith + Of multitudes? + + _Phi._ It was his fault, that would + So tamely give his Title to their Mercy, + The new King has possession. + + _Lisa._ And is like + To keep't, we are alone, what dost think of + This innovation? Is't not a fine Jigge? + A precious cunning in the late Protector + To shuffle a new Prince into the state. + + _Phi._ I know not how they have shuffled, but my head on't, + A false card is turn'd up trump, but fates look to't. + + _Enter_ Cassander _and_ Eubulus. + + _Eub._ Does he not carry it bravely? + + _Cos._ Excellently. + _Philocles_, _Lisander_. + + _Phi. Lis._ Your Lordships servants, + Are we not bound to heaven, for multiplying + These blessings on the Kingdom. + + _Phi._ Heaven alone + Works miracles, my Lord. + + _Lisa._ I think your Lordship + Had as little hope once to see these Princes + Revive. + + _Phi._ Here we must place our thanks, + Next providence, for preserving + So dear a pledge. + + _Enter_ Leonatus _attended_. + + _Eub._ The King. + + _Leo._ It is our pleasure + The number of our guard be doubled, give + A Largess to the Soldiers; but dismiss not + The Troops till we command. + + _Cas._ May it please. + + _Leo._ It will not please us otherwise, my Lord, + We have try'd your faith. + + _Eub._ Does he not speak with confidence? + + _Leo._ My Lords and Gentlemen, to whose faith we must + Owe next to Heaven our fortune, and our safety, + After a tedious eclipse, the day + Is bright, and we invested in those honors, + Our bloud, and birth did challenge. + + _Cas._ May no time + Be registred in our annals, that shall mention + One that had life to oppose your sacred person. + + _Leo._ Let them, whose Titles forg'd and flaw'd, suspect + Their states security, our right to _Epire_, + Heaven is oblig'd to prosper, treason has + No face so black to fright it, all my cares + Level to this, that I may worthily + Manage the province, and advance the honor + Of our dear Countrey, and be confident, + If an expence of bloud, may give addition + Of any happiness to you, I shall + Offer my heart the sacrifice, and rejoyce + To make my self a ghost, to have inscrib'd + Upon my marble, but whose cause I died for. + + _Eub._ May Heaven avert such danger. + + _Cas._ Excellent Prince, + In whom we see the Copy of his Father, + None but the Son of _Theodosius_, + Could have spoke thus. + + _Leo._ [You] are pleas'd to interpret well, + Yet give me leave to say in my own justice, + I have but exprest the promptness of my soul + To serve you all, but 'tis not empty wishes + Can satisfie our mighty charge, a weight + Would make an _Atlas_ double, a Kings name + Doth sound harmoniously to men at distance; + And those who cannot penetrate beyond + The bark, and out-skin of a Common-wealth, + Or state, have eyes, but ravish'd with the Ceremony + That must attend a Prince, and understand not + What cares allay the glories of a Crown, + But good Kings find and feel the contrary, + You have try'd, my Lord, the burden, and can tell + It would require a Pilot of more years + To steer this Kingdom, now impos'd on me, + By justice of my birth. + + _Cas._ I wish not life, + But to partake those happy days, which must + Succeed these fair proceedings, we are blest, + But Sir, be sparing to your self, we shall + Hazard our joyes in you too soon, the burden + Of state affairs, impose upon your counsel. + 'Tis fitter that we waste our lives than you, + Call age too soon upon you with the trouble, + And cares that threaten such an undertaking, + Preserve your youth. + + _Leo._ And choose you our Prote[c]tor, + Is't that you would conclude my Lord? We will + Deserve our subjects faith for our own sake, + Not sit an idle gazer at the helm. + + _Enter Messenger._ + + _Phi._ How observ'd you that, + Mark how _Cassander's_ Planet struck. + + _Eu._ He might have look'd more calmly for all that, + I begin to fear; but do not yet seem troubled. + + _Leo._ With what news travels his haste? I must secure + My self betimes, not be a King in jest, + And wear my Crown a Tenant to their breath. + + _Cas. Demetrius,_ Sir, your brother, + With other Traitors that oppose your claims, + Are fled to the Castle of _Nestorius_, + And fortifie. + + _Mes._ I said not so my Lord. + + _Cas._ I'll have it thought so, hence. [_Exit Messen._ + + _Leo._ Plant forces to batter + The walls, and in their ruin bring us wor[d] + They live not. + + _Eub._ Good Sir hear me. + + _Cas._ Let it work, + Were _Demetrius_ dead, we easily might uncrown + This swoln Impostor, and my Son be fair + To piece with young _Sophia_, who I hear + Repents her late affront. + + _Eub._ Their lives may do + You service, let not blood stain your beginnings + The people not yet warm in their allegeance, + May think it worth their tumult to revenge it + With hazard of your self. + + _Leo._ Who dares but think it? + Yet offer first our mercy, if they yield, + _Demetrius_ must not live, my Lord your counsel, + What if he were in heaven? + + _Cas._ You have my consent, + You sha'not stay long after him. + + _Leo._ _Sophia_ is + Not my Sister, + To prevent all that may indanger us, we'll marry her; + That done, no matter though we stand discover'd, + For in her Title then we are King of _Epire,_ + Without dispute. + + _Cas._ Hum; in my judgement, Sir, + That wonot do so well. + + _Leo._ What's your opinion? + + _Cas._ He countermines my plot: are you so cunning. + + _Leo._ What's that you mutter; Sir? + + _Cas._ I mutter, Sir? + + _Leo._ Best say I am no King, but some impostor + Rais'd up to gull the state. + + _Cas._ Very fine to have said within + Few hours you'd been no King, nor like to be, + Was not in the compass of High Treason + I take it. + + _Eub._ Restrein your anger, the Kings mov'd, speak not. + + _Cas._ I will speak louder, do I not know him? + That self-same hand that rais'd him to the throne + Shall pluck him from it, is this my reward? + + _Leo._ Our guard, to prison with him. + + _Cas._ Me to prison? + + _Leo._ Off with his head. + + _Cas._ My head? + + _Eub._ Vouchsafe to hear me, great Sir. + + _Cas._ How dares he be so insolent? + I ha' wrought my self into a fine condition, + Do'e know me Gentlemen? + + _Phi._ Very well my Lord; + How are we bound to heaven for multiplying + These blessings on the Kingdom. + + _Leo._ We allow it. + + _Eub._ Counsel did never blast a Princes ear. + + _Leo._ Convey him to the sanctuary of Rebels, + _Nestorius_ house, where our proud brother has + Enscons'd himself, they'll entertain him lovingly, + He will be a good addition to the Traitors, + Obey me, or you dye for't, what are Kings + When subjects dare affront 'em? + + _Cas._ I shall vex + Thy soul for this. + + _Leo._ Away with him: when Kings + Frown, let offenders tremble, this flows not + From any cruelty in my nature, but + The fate of an Usurper: he that will + Be confirm'd great without just title to't, + Must lose compassion, know what's good, not do't. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Polidora _and her servant_. + + _Serv._ Madam, the Princess _Sophia_. + + _Pol._ I attend her Highness. + + _Enter_ Sophia. + + How much your grace honors your humble servant. + + _Sop._ I hope my brother's well. + + _Pol._ I hope so too, Madam. + + _Sop._ Do you but hope? he came to be your guest. + + _Pol._ We are all his, whilst he is pleas'd to honor + This poor roof with his royal presence, Madam. + + _Sop._ I came to ask your pardon _Polidora_. + + _Pol._ You never, Madam, trespass'd upon me, + Wrong not your goodness. + + _Sop._ I can be but penitent, + Unless you point me out some other way + To satisfie. + + _Pol._ Dear Madam, do not mock me. + + _Sop._ There [is] no injury like that to love, + I find it now in my own sufferings: + But though I would have rob'd thee of _Arcadius_ + Heaven knew a way to reconcile your hearts, + And punish[d] me in those joys you have found: + I read the story of my loss of honor, + Yet can rejoyce, and heartily, that you + Have met your own agen. + + _Pol._ Whom do you mean? + + _Sop._ My brother. + + _Pol._ He is found to himself and honor, + He is my King, and though I must acknowledge + He was the glory of my thoughts, and I + Lov'd him, as you did, Madam, with desire + To be made his, reason, and duty since, + Form'd me to other knowledge, and I now + Look on him without any wish of more + Than to be call'd his subject. + + _Sop._ Has he made + Himself less capable by being King? + + _Pol._ Of what? + + _Sop._ Of your affection. + + _Pol._ With your pardon, Madam. + Love in that sense you mean, left _Polidora_ + When he forsook _Arcadius_, I disclaim + All ties between us, more than what a name + Of King must challenge from my obedience. + + _Sop._ This does confirm my jealousie, my heart, + For my sake, Madam, has he lost his value? + + _Pol._ Let me beseech your grace, I may have leave + To answer in some other cause, or person: + This argument but opens a sad wound + To make it bleed afresh; we may change this + Discourse: I would elect some subject, whose + Praises may more delight your ear than this + Can mine; let's talk of young _Lisimachus_. + + _Sop._ Ha? my presaging fears. + + _Pol._ How does your grace? + + _Sop._ Well, you were talking of _Lisimachus_, + Pray give me your opinion of him. + + _Pol._ Mine? + It will be much short of his worth: I think him + A gentleman so perfect in all goodness, + That if there be one in the world deserves + The best of women, heaven created him, + To make her happy. + + _Sop._ You have, in a little, Madam, + Exprest a volume of mankind, a miracle; + But all have not the same degree of faith, + He is but young. + + _Pol._ What Mistriss would desire + Her servant old? he has both Spring to please + Her eye and Summer to return a harvest. + + _Sop._ He is black. + + _P[o]l._ He sets a beauty off more rich, + And she that's fair will love him; faint complexions + Betray effeminate minds, and love of change: + Two beauties in a bed, compound few men; + He's not so fair to counterfeit a woman, + Nor yet so black, but blushes may betray + His modesty. + + _Sop._ His proportion exceeds not. + + _Pol._ That praises him, and a well compacted frame + Speaks temper, and sweet flow of elements: + Vast buildings are more oft for shew than use: + I would not have my eyes put to the travel + Of many acres, e'r I could examine + A man from head to foot; he has no great, + But he may boast, an elegant composition. + + _Sop._ I'll hear no more, you have so far out-done + My injuries to you, that I call back + My penitence, and must tell _Polidora_, + This revenge ill becomes her. Am I thought + So lost in soul to hear, and forgive this? + In what shade do I live? or shall I think + I have not, at the lowest, enough merit, + Setting aside my birth, to poize with yours: + Forgive my modest thoughts, if I rise up + In my own defence, and tell this unjust Lady + So great a winter hath not frozen yet + My cheek, but there [is] something nature planted, + That carries as much bloom, and spring upon't, + As yours. What flame is in your eye, but may + Find competition here? (forgive agen + My Virgin honor,) what is in your lip + To tice the enamour'd soul, to dwell with more + Ambition, than the yet unwither'd blush + That speaks the innocence of mine? + + _Enter_ Demetrius. + + Oh brother? + + _Dem._ I'll talk with you anon, my _Polidora_, + Allow thy patience till my breath recover, + Which now comes laden with the richest news + Thy ear was ever blest with. + + _Sop._ Both your looks, + And voice express some welcome accident. + + _Dem._ Guess what in wish could make me fortunate + And heaven hath dropt that on _Demetrius_. + + _Sop._ What means this extasie? + + _Dem._ 'Twere sin to busie + Thy thoughts upon't, I'll tell thee that I could + Retein some part; 'tis too wide a joy + To be exprest so soon, and yet it falls + In a few syllables, thou wot scarce believe me, + I am no King. + + _Sop._ How's that! + + _Pol._ Good Heaven forbid. + + _Dem._ Forbid? Heaven has reliev'd me with a mercy + I knew not how to ask, I have, they say, + An elder brother living, crown'd already, + I only keep my name _Demetrius_, + Without desire of more addition, + Than to return thy servant. + + _Pol._ You amaze me, + Can you rejoyce to be deposed: + + _Dem._ It but + Translates me to a fairer and better Kingdom + In _Polidora_. + + _Pol._ Me? + + _Dem._ Did you not say, + Were I no King, you could be drawn to love + Me agen, that was consented to in Heaven: + A Kingdom first betraid my ambitious soul + To forget thee, that, and the flattering glories, + How willingly _Demetrius_ does resign, + The Angels know: thus naked without Titles + I throw me on thy charity, and shall + Boast greater Empire to be thine agen, than + To wear the triumphs of the world upon me. + + _Enter_ Macarius. + + _Mac._ Be not so careless of your self, the people + Gather in multitudes to your protection + Offering their lives and fortunes, if they may + But see you Sir, and hear you speak to 'em, + Accept their duties, and in time prevent + Your ruin. + + _Sop._ Be not desperate, 'tis counsel. + + _Dem._ You trouble me with noise, speak _Polidora_. + + _Pol._ For your own sake preserve your self, + My fears distract my reason. + + _Enter_ Antigonus. + + _Ant._ Lord _Lisimachus_, + With something that concerns your safety, is + Fled hither, and desires a present hearing. + + _Mac._ His soul is honest, be not, Sir, a mad man, + And for a Lady, give up all our freedoms. [_Exit._ + + _Pol._ I'll say any thing here, _Lisimachus_. + + _Sop._ Dear brother hear him. + + _Enter_ Lisimachus. + + _Lis._ Sir, I come to yield + My self your prisoner, if my father have + Rais'd an Impostor to supplant your Title + Which I suspect, and inwardly do bleed for, + I shall not only, by the tender of + My self, declare my innocence, but either, + By my unworthy life, secure your person, + Or by what death you shall impose, reward + The unexpected Treason. + + _Sop._ Brave young man, + Did you not hear him Brother? + + _Lis._ I am not minded. + + _Pol._ Be witness Madam, I resign my heart + It never was anothers, you declare + Too great a satisfaction, I hope + This will destroy your jealousie, + Remember now your danger. + + _Dem._ I despise it, + What fate dares injure me? + + _Lis._ Yet hear me Sir. + + _Sop._ Forgive me _Polidora_, you are happy, + My hopes are remov'd farther, I had thought + _Lisimachus_ had meant you for his Mistriss, + 'Tis misery to feed, and not know where + To place my jealousie. + + _Enter_ Macarius. + + _Mac._ Now 'tis too late, + You may be deafe, until the Cannon make, + You find your sense, we are shut up now by + A troop of Horse, thank your self. + + _Pol._ They will + Admit conditions. + + _Sop._ And allow us quarter. [_A shout within._ + + _Pol._ We are all lost. + + _Dem._ Be comforted. + + _Enter_ Antigonus. + + _Ant._ News my Lord _Cassander_ sent by the new King. + To bear us company. + + _Dem._ Not as prisoner? + + _Ant._ It does appear no otherwise, the soldiers + Declare how much they love him, by their noise + Of scorn, and joy to see him so rewarded. + + _Dem._ It cannot be. + + _Ant._ You'll find it presently, + He curses the new King, talks treason 'gainst him + As nimble as he were in's shirt, he's here. + + _Enter_ Cassander. + + _Cas._ Oh let me beg untill my knees take root + I' th' earth, Sir, can you pardon me? + + _Dem._ For what? + + _Cas._ For Treason, desperate, most malicious Treason: + I have undone you Sir. + + _Dem._ It does appear + You had a Will. + + _Cas._ I'll make you all the recompence I can, + But e'r you kill me, hear me, know the man, + Whom I to serve my unjust ends, advanc'd + To your throne, is an impostor, a mere counterfeit, + _Eubulus'_ Son. [_E[xit]_ Anti. + + _Dem._ It is not then our brother? + + _Cas._ An insolent usurper, proud, and bloudy; + _Seleucus_, is no leprosie upon me? + There is not punishment enough in nature + To quit my horrid act, I have not in + My stock of blood, to satisfie with weeping, + Nor could my soul, though melted to a flood + Within me, gush out tears to wash my stain off. + + _Dem._ How? an Impostor, what will become on's now? + We are at his mercy. + + _Cas._ Sir, the peoples hearts + Will come to their own dwelling, when they see + I dare accuse my self, and suffer for it, + Have courage then young King, thy fate cannot + Be long compell'd. + + _Dem._ Rise, our misfortune + Carries this good, although it lose our hopes, + It makes you friend with virtue, we'll expect + What providence will do. + + _Cas._ You are too merciful. + + _Lis._ Our duties shall beg heaven still to preserve you. + + _Enter_ Antigonus. + + _Ant._ Our enemy desires some parley, Sir. + + _Lis._ 'Tis not amiss to hear their proposition. + + _Pol._ I'll wait upon you. + + _Dem._ Thou art my Angel, and canst best instruct me, + Boldly present our selves, you'll with _Cassander._ + + _Cas._ And in death be blest + To find our charity. [_Exit._ + + _Sop._ _Lisimachus._ + + _Lis._ Madam. + + _Sop._ They will not miss your presence, the small time + Is spent in asking of a question. + + _Lis._ I wait your pleasure. + + _Sop._ Sir, I have a suit to you. + + _Lis._ To me? it must be granted. + + _Sop._ If you have + Cancell'd your kind opinion of me, + Deny me not to know, who hath succeeded + _Sophia_ in your heart, I beg the name + Of your new Mistriss. + + _Lis._ You shall know her, Madam, + If but these tumults cease, and fate allow us + To see the Court agen, I hope you'll bring + No mutiny against her, but this is + No time to talk of Love, let me attend you. + + _Sop._ I must expect, till you are pleas'd to satisfie + My poor request, conduct me at your pleasure. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Leonatus, Eubulus, Bishop, Lisander, _and_ Philocles. + + _Leo._ They are too slow, dispatch new messengers, + To intreat 'em fairly hither, I am extasi'd, + Were you witness for me too? is it possible + I am what this affirms, true _Leonatus_, + And were you not my Father, was I given + In trust to you an Infant? + + _Eub._ 'Tis a truth, + Our soul's bound to acknowledge, you supply'd + The absence and opinion of my Son. + Who died, but to make you my greater care + I know not of _Demetrius_, but suppos'd + Him dead indeed, as _Epire_ thought you were, + Your Fathers character doth want no testimony, + Which but compar'd with what concerns _Demetrius_ + Will prove it self King _Theodosius_ act, + Your Royal Father. + + _Bish._ I am subscrib'd to both his Legacies + By oath oblig'd to secresie, until + Thus fairly summon'd to reveal the trust. + + _Eub._ _Cassander_ had no thought you would prove thus, + To whose policie I gave this aim, although + He wrought you up to serve but as his Engine + To batter young _Demetrius_, for it was + Your Fathers prudent jealousie, that made him + Give out your early deaths, as if his soul + Prophecy'd his own first, and fear'd to leave + Either of you, to the unsafe protection, + Of one, whose study would be to supplant + Your right, and make himself the King of _Epire._ + + _Bish._ Your Sister, fair _Sophia_, in your Fathers + Life, was design'd to marry with _Lisimachus_ + That guarded her; although she us'd some Art + To quit her pupillage, and being absolute, + Declar'd love to _Demetrius_, which enforc'd + _Macarius_ to discover first your brother. + + _Leo._ No more, lest you destroy agen _Leonatus_ + With wonder of his fate, are they not come yet? + Something it was, I felt within my envy + Of young _Demetrius's_ fortune, there were seeds + Scattered upon my heart, that made it swell + With thought of Empire, Princes I see cannot + Be totally eclips'd, but wherefore stays + _Demetrius_ and _Sophia_, at whose names + A gentle spirit walk'd upon my blood. + + _Enter_ Demetrius, Polidora, Sophia, Macarius, _Cassander_, + _Lisima_. + + _Eub._ They are here. + + _Leo._ Then thus I flie into their bosoms, + Nature has rectifi'd in me, _Demetrius_, + The wandrings of ambition, our dear Sister + You are amaz'd, I did expect it, read + Assurance there, the day is big with wonder. + + _Mac._ What means all this? + + _Leo._ _Lisimachus_, be dear to us, + _Cassander_, you are welcome too. + + _Cas._ Not I, + I do not look for't, all this sha'not bribe + My conscience to your faction, and make + Me false agen, _Seleucus_ is no son + Of _Theodosius_, my dear Countrey-men + Correct your erring duties, and to that, + Your lawful King, prostrate your selves, _Demetrius_ + Doth challenge all your knees. + + _Dem._ All Love and Duty, + Flow from me to my Royal King, and Brother + I am confirm'd. + + _Cas._ You are t[o]o credulous, + What can betray your faith so much? + + _Leo._ _Sophia_, you appear sad, as if your Will + Gave no consent to this days happiness. + + _Sop._ No joy exceeds _Sophia's_ for your self. + + _Lis._ With your pardon, Sir, I apprehend + A cause that makes her troubled, she desires + To know, what other Mistriss, since her late + Unkindness I have chosen to direct + My faith and service. + + _Leo._ Another Mistriss? + + _Lis._ Yes, Sir. + + _Leo._ And does our Sister love _Lisimachus_? + + _Sop._ Here's something would confess. + + _Leo._ He must not dare + To affront _Sophia_. + + _Cas._ How my shame confounds me, + I beg your justice, without pity on + My age. + + _Leo._ Your pennance shall be, to be faithful + To our state hereafter, + + _Omnes._ May you live long and happy, + _Leonatus_, King of _Epire_. + + _Leo._ But where's your other Mistriss? + + _Lis._ Even here, Sir. + + _Leo._ Our Sister? is this another Mistriss, Sir? + + _[L]is._ It holds + To prove my thoughts were so when she began + Her sorrow for neglecting me, that sweetness + Deserv'd, I should esteem her another Mistriss, + Then when she cruelly forsook _Lisimachus_, + Your pardon Madam, and receive a heart + Proud with my first devotions to serve you. + + _Sop._ In this I am crown'd agen, now mine for ever. + + _Leo._ You have deceiv'd her happily, + Joy to you both. + + _Dem._ We are ripe for the same wishes, + _Polidora's_ part of me. + + _Pol._ He all my blessing. + + _Leo._ Heaven pour full joys upon you. + + _Mac._ We are all blest, + There wants but one to fill your arms. + + _Leo._ My Mistriss, + And Wife shall be my Countrey, to which I + Was in my birth contracted, your love since + Hath plaid the Priest to perfect what was ceremony + Though Kingdoms by just Titles prove our own, + The subjects hearts do best secure a Crown. [_Exeunt Omnes._ + + + + + EPILOGUE. + + + _There is no Coronation to day, + Unless your gentle votes do crown our Play, + If smiles appear within each Ladies eye, + Which are the leading Stars in this fair skie, + Our solemn day sets glorious, for then + We hope by their s[oft] influence, the men + Will grace what they first shin'd on, make't appear, + (Both) how we please, and bless our covetous ear + With your applause, more welcome than the Bells + Upon a triumph, Bonfires, or what else + Can speak a Coronation. And though I + Were late depos'd, and spoil'd of Majesty, + By the kind aid of your hands, Gentlemen, + I quickly may be Crown'd a Queen agen._ + + + + + THE + COXCOMB. + A Comedy. + + + The Persons represented in the Play. + + Ricardo, _a young Gentleman, in love with_ Viola. + Antonio, _the Coxcomb Gentleman_. + Mercurie, _fellow-traveller with_ Antonio. + Uberto, } + Pedro, } _three merry Gentlemen, friends to_ Ricardo. + Silvio, } + Valerio, _a Countrey Gentleman_. + Curio, _Kinsman to_ Antonio. + Justice, _a shallow one_. + Andrugio, _Father to_ Viola. + Alexander, _servant to_ Mercurie's _Mother_. + Marke, _the Justice's Clerk_. + Rowland, _servant to_ Andrugio. + Tinker. + Constable. + Watch. + Drawer. + Musicians. + + + WOMEN. + + Viola, _Daughter to_ Andrugio. + Maria, _Wife to_ Antonio. + A Countrey-woman, _Mother to_ Mercurie. + Nan _and_ } _Milk-maids._ + Madge. } + Dorothie, _the Tinkers Trull_. + + + The Scene England, France. + + + The Principal Actors were + + _Nathan Field_, + _Giles Gary_, + _Rich. Allen_, + _Robert Benfeild._ + _Joseph Taylor_, + _Emanuel Read_, + _Hugh Atawell_, + _Will. Barcksted._ + + + + + PROLOGUE. + + + _This Comedy long forgot, by some thought dead, + By us preserv'd, once more doth raise her head. + And to your noble censures does present, + Her outward form, and inward ornament. + Nor let this smell of arrogance, since 'tis known, + The makers that confest it for their own + Were this way skilful, and without the crime + Of flatteries I may say did please the time; + The work it self too, when it first came forth, + In the opinion of men of worth, + Was well receiv'd and favour'd, though some rude + And harsh among th' ignorant multitude, + (That relish gross food, better than a dish, + That's cook'd with care, and serv'd into the wish, + Of curious pallats) wanting wit and strength, + Truly to judge, condemn'd it for the length, + That fault's reform'd, and now 'tis to be try'd + Before such Judges 'twill not be deny'd + A free and noble hearing: nor fear I, + But 'twill deserve to have free liberty, + And give you cause (and with content) to say, + Their care was good, that did revive this Play._ + + + + + _Actus Primus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Richardo _and_ Viola. + + _Rich._ Let us make use of this stolen privacy, + And not loose time in protestation, Mistriss, + For 'twere in me a kind of breach of faith, + To say again I love you. + + _Vio._ Sweet, speak softly + For though the venture of your love to me, + Meets with a willing, and a full return: + Should it arrive unto my Fathers knowledge; + This were our last discourse. + + _Rich._ How shall he know it? + + _Vio._ His watching cares are such, for my advancement, + That every where his eye is fix'd upon me: + This night that does afford us some small freedom, + At the request and much intreaty of + The Mistriss of the House, was hardly given me: + For I am never suffer'd to stir out, + But he hath spies upon me: yet I know not + You have so won upon me, that could I think + You would love faithfully (though to entertain + Another thought of you, would be my death) + I should adventure on his utmost anger. + + _Rich._ Why do you think I can be false? + + _Vio._ No faith, + You [h]ave an honest face, but if you should-- + + _Rich._ Let all the stor'd vengeance of heaven's justice-- + + _Vio._ No more, I do believe you, the dance ended, + Which this free womans ghests have vow'd to have + E'r they depart, I will make home, and store me + With all the Jewels, Chains, and Gold are trusted + Unto my custody, and at the next corner, + To my Fathers house, before one at the farthest, + Be ready to receive me. + + _Rich._ I desire + No bond beyond your promise, let's go in, + To talk thus much, before the door, may breed + Suspition. + + _Enter_ Mercury _and_ Antonio _talking_. + + _Vio._ Here are company too. + + _Rich._ Away, + Those powers that prosper true and honest loves + Will bless our undertakings. + + _Vio._ 'Tis my wish, Sir. [_Exit_ Rich. _and_ Vio. + + _Mer._ Nay, Sir, excuse me, I have drawn you to + Too much expence already in my travel: + And you have been too forward in your love; + To make my wants your own, allow me manners + Which you must grant I want, should I increase, + The bond in which your courtesies have ti'd me: + By still consuming you, give me leave + To take mine own ways now, and I shall often, + With willingness, come to visit you, and then thank you. + + _Ant._ By this hand I could be angry, what do you think me? + Must we that have so long time been as one + Seen Cities, Countreys, Kingdoms, and their wonders; + Been bedfellows, and in our various journey + Mixt all our observations, part (as if + We were two Carriers at two several ways, + And as the fore-horse guides, cry God be with you) + Without or compliment, or ceremony? + In Travellers, that know transalpine garbs, + Though our designs are nee'r so serious, friend, + It were a capital crime, it must not be: + Nay, what is more, you shall not; you e'r long, + Shall see my house, and find what I call mine + Is wholly at your service. + + _Mer._ 'Tis this tires me, + Sir, I were easily woo'd, if nothing else + But my Will lay in the choice: but 'tis not so, + My friends and kindred that have part of me, + And such on whom my chiefest hopes depend, + Justly expect the tender of my love + After my travel: then mine own honesty + Tells me 'tis poor, having indifferent means + To keep me in my quality and rank, + At my return, to tire anothers bounty, + And let mine own grow lusty, pardon me. + + _Ant._ I will not, cannot, to conclude, I dare not: + Can any thing conferr'd upon my friend + Be burthensome to me? for this excuse + Had I no reason else, you should not leave me, + By a travellers faith you should not, I have said, + And then you know my humor, there's no contending. + + _Mer._ Is there no way to 'scape this Inundation? + I shall be drown'd with folly if I go: + And after nine days, men may take me up, + With my gall broken. + + _Ant._ Are you yet resolv'd? + + _Mer._ Wou'd you would spare me. + + _Ant._ By this light I cannot + By all that may be sworn by. + + _Mer._ Patience help me, + And heaven grant his folly be not catching: + If it be, the Town's undone, I now would give + A reasonable sum of gold to any Sheriff, + That would but lay an execution on me, + And free me from his company; while he was abroad, + His want of wit and language kept him dumb? + But _Balaam's_ Asse will speak now, without spurring. + + _Ant._ Speak, have I won you?-- + + _Enter Servant and Musician._ + + _Mer._ You are not to be resisted. + + _Ser._ Be ready I intreat you, the dance done, + Besides a liberal reward I have, + A bottle of Sherry in my power shall beget + New crotchets in your heads. + + _Musi._ Tush, fear not us, we'll do our parts. + + _Serv._ Go in. + + _Ant._ I know this fellow. + Belong you to the house? + + _Serv._ I serve the Mistriss. + + _Ant._ Pretty, and short, pray you Sir then inform her, + Two Gentlemen are covetous to be honor'd, + With her fair presence. + + _Serv._ She shall know so much, + This is a merry night with us, and forbid not + Welcome to any that looks like a man: + I'll guide you the way. + + _Ant._ Nay, follow, I have a trick in't. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Uberto, Silvio, Richardo, Maria, Pedro, Portia, Viola, + _with others_. + + _Uber._ Come, where's this Masque? fairest, for our chear, + Our thanks and service, may you long survive, + To joy in many of these nights. + + _Mar._ I thank you. + + _Uber._ We must have Musick too, or else you give us, + But half a welcome. + + _Mar._ Pray you Sir, excuse me. + + _Silv._ By no means, Lady. + + _Uber._ We'll crown our liberal feast, + With some delightful strain fitting your love: + And this good company. + + _Mar._ Since you enforce it, + I will not plead the excuse of want of skill + Or be, or nice, or curious, every year + I celebrate my marriage night; and will + Till I see my absent Husband. + + _Uber._ 'Tis fit freedom. + + _Silv._ _Richardo_ thou art dull-- + + _Enter Servant._ + + _Rich._ I shall be lighter, + When I have had a heat. + + _Mar._ Now Sir, the news? + + _Serv._ Mistriss, there are two Gentlemen. + + _Mar._ Where? + + _Serv._ Complimenting who should first enter. + + _Mar._ What are they? + + _Serv._ Heaven knows, but for their strangeness, have you never seen + a Cat wash her face? + + _Uber._ Yes. + + _Serv._ Just such a stir they keep, if you make but haste, + You may see 'em yet before they enter. + + _Enter_ Antonia _and_ Mercurie. + + _Mer._ Let 'em be what they [will,] we'll [give] them fair + Entertain, and gentle welcome. + + _Ant._ It shall be so. + + _Mer._ Then let it be your pleasure. + + _Ant._ Lets stand aside, and you shall see us have + Fine sport anon. + + _Mer._ A fair society, do you know these Gentlewomen? + + _Ant._ Yes. + + _Mer._ What are they? + + _Ant._ The second is a neighbors Daughter, her name is _Viola_. + There is my kinsmans wife, _Portia_ her name, and a + Friend too. + + _Mer._ Let her--what's she that leads the dance? + + _1 Serv._ A Gentlewoman. + + _Mer._ I see that. + + _1 Serv._ Indeed? + + _Mer._ What? + + _1 Serv._ A Gentlewoman. + + _Mer._ Udsfoot, good Sir, what's she that leads the dance? + + _2 Serv._ My Mistriss. + + _Mer._ What else? + + _2 Serv._ My Mistriss, Sir. + + _Mer._ Your Mistriss? a pox on you, + What a fry of fools are here? I see 'tis treason to understand in + this house: if nature were not better to them, than they can be to + themselves, they would scant hit their mouths; my Mistriss? is there + any one with so much wit in's head, that can tell me at the first + fight, what Gentlewoman that is that leads the dance? + + [_Ant._] 'Tis my wife. + + _Mer._ Hum. + + _Ant._ How dost thou like her? + + _Mer._ Well, a pretty Gentlewoman. + + _Ant._ Prethee be quiet. + + _Mer._ I would I could + Let never any hereafter that's a man, + That has affections in him, and free passions, + Receive the least tye from such a fool as this is, + That holds so sweet a wife, 'tis lamentable to consider truly + What right he robs himself of, and what wrong + He doth the youth of such a Gentlewoman, + That knows her beauty, is no longer hers, + Than men will please to make it so, and use it + Neither of which lies freely in a Husband, + Oh what have I done, what have I done, Coxcomb? + If I had never seen, or never tasted + The goodness of this kix, I had been a made man, + But now to make a Cuckold is a sin + Against all forgiveness, worse than a murther; + I have a Wolf by the ears, and am bitten both ways. + + _Ant._ How now friend, what are you thinking of? + + _Mer._ Nothing concerning you, I must be gone. + + _Ant._ Pardon me, I'll have no going, Sir. + + _Mer._ Then good Sir, give me leave to go to bed, + I am very weary, and ill-temper'd. + + _Ant._ You shall presently, the dance is done. + + _1 Serv._ Mistriss, these are the Gentlemen. + + _Mar._ My Husband's welcome home, dear Sir. + + _Mer._ She's fair still, oh that I were a knave, or durst be one, + For thy sake coxcomb; he that invented honesty, undid me. + + _Ant._ I thought you had not known me, y'are merry 'tis well; thought, + And how ist with these worthy Gentlemen? + + _Ub & Sil._ We are glad to see you here again. + + _Ant._ Oh Gent, what ha' you lost? but get you into travels, + There you may learn, I cannot say what hidden virtues. + + _Mer._ Hidden from you I am sure, + My blood boils like a furnace, + She's a fare one. + + _Ant._ Pray entertain this Gent. with all the courtesie, + Fitting my most especial friend. + + _Mar._ What this poor house may yield, + To make you welcome, dear Sir, command + Without more compliment. + + _Mer._ I thank you: + She's wise, and speaks well too, oh what a blessing + Is gone by me, ne'er to be recovered! + Well, 'twas an old shame the Devil laid up for me, and now has hit me + home; if there be any ways to be dishonest, and save myself yet,---- + No, it must not be, why should I be a fool too----Yet those eyes would + tempt another _Adam_, how they call to me, and tell me----S'foot, they + shall not tell me any thing, Sir, will you walk in? + + _Ant._ How is't, Signior? + + _Mer._ Crazie a little. + + _Mar._ What ail you, Sir? + What's in my power, pray make use of, Sir. + + _Mer._ 'Tis that must do me good, she does not mock me sure? + And't please you nothing, my disease is only weariness. + + _Ub._ Come Gentlemen, we'll not keep you from your beds too long. + + _Rich._ I ha' some business, and 'tis late, and you far from your + lodging. + + _Sil._ Well. [_Exit manent_, Ant. Mar. _and_ Mer. + + _Ant._ Come my dear _Mercury_, I'll bring you to your chamber, and + then I am for you _Maria_, thou art a new wife to me now, and thou + shalt find it e'r I sleep. + + _Mer._ And I, an old ass to my self, mine own rod whips me,--good Sir, + no more of this, 'tis tedious, you are the best guide in your own + house--go Sir-- [_Exit_ Ant. _and_ Mer. + This fool and his fair Wife have made me frantick + From two such Physicks for the soul, deliver me. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Richardo, Uberto, Pedro, _and_ Silvio. + + _Ub._ Well you must have this wench then. + + _Ric._ I hope so, I am much o'th' bow-hand else. + + _Ped._ Wou'd I were hang'd, 'tis a good loving little fool, that dares + venture her self upon a coast she never knew yet, but these women, + when they are once thirteen, god speed the plough. + + _Sil._ Faith they'll venture further for their lading, than a + Merchant, and through as many storms, but they'll be fraughted, they + are mad[e] like _Carrecks_, only strength and storage. + + _Ric._ Come, come, you talk, you talk. + + _Sil._ We do so, but tell me _Richardo_, wot thou marry her? + + _Ric._ Marry her? why, what should I do with her? + + _Ped._ Pox, I thought we should have [had] all shares in her, like + lawful prize. + + _Ric._ No by my faith, Sir, you shall pardon me, I lanch'd her at my + own charge, without partners and so I'll keep her. + + _Ub._ What's the hour? + + _Rich._ Twelve. + + _Ub._ What shall we do the while? 'tis yet scarce eleven. + + _Sil._ There's no standing here, is not this the place? + + _Ric._ Yes. + + _Ped._ And to go back unto her fathers house, may breed suspition, + Let's slip into a Tavern, for an hour, 'tis very cold. + + _Ub._ Content, there is one hard by, a quart of burnt sack will + recover us, I am as cold as Christmas, this stealing flesh in the + frosty weather, may be sweet i'th' eating, but sure the Woodmen have + no great catch on't; Shall's go? + + _Rich._ Thou art the strangest lover of a Tavern, What shall we do + there now? lose the hour and our selves too. + + _Ub._ Lose a pudding; What do'st thou talk of the hour; Will one quart + muzle us? have we not ears to hear, and tongues to ask the Drawers, + but we must stand here like bawds to watch the minutes? + + _Sil._ Prethee content thy self, we shall scout here, as though we + went a haying, and have some mangey prentice, that cannot sleep for + scratching, over-hear us; Come, Will you go Sirs? when your love fury + is a little frozen, you'll come to us. + + _Ric._ Will you drink but one quart then? + + _Ped._ No more i'faith. + + _Sil._ Content. + + _Ric._ Why then, have with you, but lets be very watchful. + + _Ub._ As watchful as the Belman, come, I'll lead, because I hate good + manners, they are too tedious. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Viola _with a Key, and a little Casket_. + + The night is terrible, and I enclos'd + With that my vertue and my self hate most, + Darkness; yet must I fear that which I wish, + Some company, and every step I take + Sounds louder in my fearful ears to night + Than ever did, the shrill and sacred bell + That rang me to my prayers; the house will rise + When I unlock the dore, were it by day + I am bold enough, but then a thousand eyes + Warne me from going, might not [God] have made + A time for envious prying folk to sleep, + Whilst lovers met, and yet the Sun have shone? + Yet I was bold enough, to steal this key + Out of my fathers Chamber, and dare yet + Venture upon mine enemy, the night, + Arm'd only with my love, to meet my friend + Alas how valiant, and how fraid at once + Love makes a Virgin! I will throw this key + Back through a window, I had wealth enough + In Jewels with me, if I hold his love + I steal e'm for; farewell my place of birth, + I never make account to look on thee again; + And if there be, as I have heard men say, + These houshold gods, I do beseech them look + To this my charge, bless it from theeves and fire, + And keep, till happily my love I win, + Me from thy door, and hold my Father in. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Richardo, Pedro, Uberto, Silvio, _and_ Drawer _with + a Candle_. + + _Ric._ No more for Gods sake, how is the night boy? + + _Draw._ Faith Sir, 'tis very late. + + _Ub._ Faith, Sir, you lie, is this your jack i'th' clock-house? + will you strike, Sir? gi's some more sack, you varlet. + + _Ric._ Nay, if you love me, good _Uberto_ goe, + I am monstrous hot with Wine. + + _Ub._ Quench it again with love, Gentlemen, I will drink one health + more, and then if my legs say me not shamefully nay, I will go with + you, give me a singular quart. + + _Draw._ Of what Wine Sir? + + _Uber._ Of Sack, you that speak confusion at the bar, of Sack, I say, + and every one his quart, what a Devil lets be merry. + + _Draw._ You shall, Sir. [_Exit._ + + _Ped._ We will, Sir, and a dryed tongue. + + _Sil._ And an Olive, boy, and a whole bunch of fidlers, my head swims + plaguely, 'uds pretious I shall be clawd. + + _Enter_ Drawer _with four quarts of wine_. + + _Ric._ Pray go, I can drink no more, think on your promise, 'tis + midnight Gentlemen. + + _Ub._ O that it were dum midnight now, not a word more, every man on's + knees, and betake himself to his saint, here's to your wench, + seignior, all this, and then away. + + _Rich._ I cannot drink it. + + _Ped._ 'Tis a toy, a toy, away wo't. + + _Uber._ Now dare I speak any thing, to any body living, come, Where's + the fault? off with it. + + _Ric._ I have broke my wind, Call you this Sack?--I wonder who made + it? he was a sure workman, for 'tis plaguy strong work, Is it gone + round? + + _Ub._ 'Tis at the last, out of my way, good boy, Is the Moon up yet? + + _Draw._ Yes, Sir. + + _Ub._ Where is she boy? + + _Draw._ There, Sir. + + _Ub._ We shall have rain and thunder, boy. + + _Draw._ When Sir? + + _Ub._ I cannot tell, but sure we shall boy. + + _Draw._ The Gentleman is Wine-wise. + + _Uber._ Drawer? + + _Draw._ Here, Sir. + + _Ub._ Can you procure? + + _Draw._ What Sir? + + _Uber._ A Whore, or two or three, as need shall serve, boy? + + _Sil._ I, a good Whore were worth money, boy. + + _Draw._ I protest Sir, we are all together unprovided. + + _Ric._ The mor's the pitty, boy, Can you not 'vize us where my Child? + + [_Draw._ Neither, in troth sir.] + + _Ped._ Why where were you brought up, boy? no inckling of a Whore? no + aym my boy? + + _Uber._ It cannot sink in my head now, that thou shouldst marry, Why + shouldst thou marry, tell me? + + _Rich._ I marry? I'll be hang'd first: some more wine boy. + + _Sil._ Is she not a Whore translated? and she be, lets repair to her. + + _Ric._ I cannot tell, she may be an offender; but signior _Silvio_, I + shall scratch your head, indeed I shall. + + _Sil._ Judge me, I do but jest with thee, what an she were inverted + with her heeles upward, like a traitor's Coat? what care I. + + _Ub._ I, hang her, Shall we fall out for her? + + _Rich._ I am a little angry, but these wenches, Did you not talke of + wenches? + + _Sil._ Boy, lend me your Candle. + + _Draw._ Why Sir? + + _Sil._ To set fire to your rotten seeling, you'll keep no Whores, + Rogue, no good members. + + _Draw._ Whores, Sir. + + _Sih._ I, Whores Sir, Do you think we come to lye with your hogsheads? + + _Rich._ I must beat the watch, I have long'd for't any time this three + weeks. + + _Silv._ Wee'll beat the Town too, and thou wilt, we are proof boy; + Shall [wee] kill any body? + + _Rich._ No, but wee'll hurt 'em dangerously. + + _Uber._ _Silv._ Now must I kill one, I cannot avoid it, boy, easily + afore there with your candle; Where's your Mistriss? + + _Draw._ A bed, Sir. + + _Sil._ With whom? + + _Draw._ With my Master. + + _Uber._ You lye Boy, shee's better brought up than to lye with her + husband, Has he not cast his head yet? next year he will be a + velvet-headed Cuckold. [_Exeunt._ + + _Draw._ You are a merry Gentleman, there Sir, take hold. + + _Enter_ Viola. + + _Viola._ This is the place, I have out-told the Clock, + For haste, he is not here. _Richardo_? no; + Now every power that loves and is belov'd: + Keep me from shame to night, for all you know + Each thought of mine is innocent, and pure, + As flesh and blood can hold: I cannot back; + I threw the Key within, and ere I raise + My Father up, to see his daughters shame, + I'll set me down, and tell the Northern Wind, + That it is gentler than the curling West; + If it will blow me dead, but he will come; + I'faith 'tis cold; if he deceive me thus, + A woman will not easily trust a Man. Hark, What's that? + + _Sil. within._ Th'art over long at thy pot, tom, tom, thou art over + long at the pot tom. + + _Viol._ Bless me! Whose that? + + _Pedro within._ Whoo! + + _Uber. within._ There Boyes. + + _Viol._ Darkness be thou my cover, I must fly, + To thee I haste for help-- + + _Enter_ Richardo, Pedro, Uberto, Drawer _with a Torch_. + + _Viol._ They have a light, + Wind, if thou lov'st a Virgin, blow it out, + And I will never shut a window more, + To keep thee from me. + + _Rich._ Boy? + + _Draw._ Sir. + + _Rich._ Why Boy? + + _Draw._ What say you, Sir? + + _Rich._ Why Boy? Art thou drunk Boy? + + _Draw._ What would you, Sir? + + _Rich._ Why very good, Where are we? + + _Uber._ I, that's the point. + + _Draw._ Why Sir, you will be at your Lodging presently. + + _Rich._ I'll go to no lodging Boy. + + _Draw._ Whither will you go then, Sir? + + _Rich._ I'll go no farther. + + _Draw._ For Gods sake, Sir, do not stay here all night. + + _Rich._ No more I will not, Boy, lay me down, and rowle me to a Whore. + + _Uber._ And me. + + _Ped._ There spoke an-- + + _Silvio._ Then set your foot to my foot, and up tailes all. + + _Viola._ That is _Richardo_, what a noise they make! + 'Tis ill done on 'em: here, Sirs, _Richardo_? + + _Rich._ What's that Boy? + + _Draw._ 'Tis a Wench, Sir, pray Gentlemen come away. + + _Viol._ O my dear love! How doest thou? + + _Rich._ [My] sweet heart? even as thou seest. + + _Ped._ Where's thy Wench? + + _Uber._ Where's this bed worme? + + _Viol._ Speak softly for the love of heaven. + + _Draw._ Mistriss, get you gone, and do not entice the Gentlemen, now + you see they'r drunk, or I'll call the Watch, and lay you fast enough. + + _Vio._ Alas, What are you? or, What do you mean? + Sweet love, Where's the place? + + _Ric._ Marry sweet love, e'en here, lye down, I'll feese [you]. + + _Vio._ Good God! What mean you? + + _Ped._ I'll have the Wench. + + _Uber._ If you can get her. + + _Sil._ No, I'll lye with the Wench to night, and she shall be yours + to morrow. + + _Ped._ Let go the Wench. + + _Sil._ Let you go the Wench. + + _Viol._ O Gentlemen, as you had mothers! + + _Uber._ They had no mothers; they are the Sons of bitches. + + _Ric._ Let that be maintain'd. + + _Sil._ Marry then. + + _Viol._ Oh bless me heaven! + + _Uber._ How many is there on's? + + _Ric._ About five. + + _Uber._ Why then lets fight three to three. + + _Sil._ Content. [_Draw and fall down._ + + _Draw._ The Watch! the watch! the watch! Where are you? [_Exit._ + + _Ric._ Where are these Cowards? + + _Ped._ There's the W[h]ore. + + _Viol._ I never saw a drunken man before, + But these I think are so. + + _Sil._ Oh! + + _Ped._ I mist you narrowly there. + + _Viol._ My state is such, I know not how to think, + A prayer fit for me, only I could move, + That never Maiden more might be in love. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Drawer, Constable _and_ Watch. + + _Watch._ Where are they, Boy? + + _Draw._ Make no such haste, Sir, they are no runners. + + _Ub._ I am hurt, but that's all one, I shall light upon some of ye. + _Pedro_, thou art a tall Gentleman, let me kiss thee. + + _Watch._ My friend. + + _Uber._ Your friend? you lie. + + _Ric._ Stand further off, the watch, you are full of fleas. + + _Con._ Gentlemen, either be quiet, or we must make you quiet. + + _Rich._ Nay, good Mr. Constable, be not so Rigorous. + + _Uber._ Mr. Constable, lend me thy hand of Justice. + + _Const._ That I will Sir. + + _Uber._ Fy Mr. Constable, What golls you have! is Justice so blind + [She] cannot see to wash your hands? I cry you Mercy, Sir; + Your gloves are on. + + _Draw._ Now you are up, Sir, Will you go to bed? + + _Ped._ I'll truckle here, Boy, give me another pillow. + + _Draw._ Will you stand up, and let me lay it on then? + + _Ped._ Yes. + + _Draw._ There hold him two of ye, now they are up, be going Mr. + Constable. + + _Rich._ And this way, and that way, tom. + + _Uber._ And here away, and there away, tom. + + _Silv._ This is the right way, the others the wrong. + + _Ped._ Th' others the wrong. + + _All._ Thou art over-long at the pot, tom, tom. + + _Rich._ Lead valiantly, sweet Constable, whoop! ha Boyes. + + _Const._ This Wine hunts in their heads. + + _Rich._ Give me the bill, for I'll be the Sergeant. + + _Const._ Look to him, Sirs. + + _Rich._ Keep your Ranks, you Rascalls, keep your Ranks. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Secundus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Mercury. + + _Mer._ I cannot sleep for thinking of this Asses Wife, I'll be gon + presently, there's no staying here, with this Devil about me; hoe, + this is the house of sleep, hoe! again there, 'sfoot, the darkness, + and this love together, will make me lunatick; ho! + + _Enter a Servingman above unready._ + + _Ser._ Who calls there? + + _Mer._ Pray take the pains to rise and light a candle. + + _Ser._ Presently. + + _Mer._ Was ever man but I in such a stocks? well, this shall be a + warning to me, and a fair one too, how I betray my self to such a + Dunce, by way of benefit. + + _Enter_ Servingman. + + _Ser._ Did you call? + + _Mer._ Yes, pray do me the kindness, Sir, to let me out, and not [to] + enquire why, for I must needs be gone. + + _Ser._ Not to night, I hope, Sir, + + _Mer._ Good Sir to night, I would not have troubled you else, pray let + it be so. + + _Ser._ Alas, Sir, my Master will be offended. + + _Mer._ That I have business? no I warrant ye. + + _Ser._ Good Sir take your rest. + + _Mer._ Pray my good friend let me appoint my own rest. + + _Ser._ Yes, Sir. + + _Mer._ Then shew me the way out, I'll consider you. + + _Ser._ Good Lord, Sir. + + _Mer._ If I had not an excellent temper'd patience, now should I break + this fellows head, and make him understand 'twere necessary; the onely + plague of this house is the unhandsome love of servants, that ne'er do + their duty in the right place, but when they muster before dinner, and + sweep the Table with a wodden dagger, and then they are troublesome + too, to all mens shoulders, the Woodcocks flesht agen, now I shall + have a new stir. + + _Enter_ Antonio. + + _Ant._ Why how now friend? What do you up so late? are you well? Do + you want any thing? pray speak. + + _Mer._ Onely the cause I rise for. + + _Ant._ What knaves are these? What do you want? why Sirrah? + + _Mer._ Nothing i'th' World, but the keyes to let me out of dores; I + must be gon, be not against it, for you cannot stay me. + + _Ant._ Be gon at this time? that were a merry jest. + + _Mer._ If there be any mirth in't, make you use on't, but I must go. + + _Ant._ Why for loves sake? + + _Mer._ 'Twill benefit your understanding nothing to know the cause, + pray go to bed, I'll trouble your Man only. + + _Ant._ Nay, Sir, you have rais'd more, that has reason to curse you, + and you knew all, my Wifes up, and coming down too. + + _Mer._ Alas, it will be a trouble, pray go up to her, and let me + disturbe no more, 'tis unmannerly. + + _Enter_ Wife _as out of her [b]ed_. + + _Ant._ Shee's here already; sweet heart: How say you by this + Gentleman? he would away at midnight. + + _Wife._ That I am sure he will not. + + _Mer._ Indeed I must. + + _Mar._ Good Sir let not your homely entertainment press you to leave + your bed at midnight; if you want, what my house or our town may + afford you, make it your own fault if you call not for it; pray go to + bed again; let me compel you, I am sure you have no power to deny a + Woman; the ayr is piercing, and to a body beaten with long travel, + 'twill prove an ill Physitian. + + _Mer._ If she speak longer I shall be a knave, as rank as ever sweat + for't; Sir, if you will send your Wife up presently, I will either + stay with you, d'ye mark me, or deliver you, so just a cause, that you + your self, shall thrust me out of dores, both suddenly, and willingly. + + _Ant._ I would fain hear that 'faith, pray thee go up sweet heart, I + have half perswaded him, besides, he hath some private business with + me. + + _Mar._ Good night, Sir, and what content you would have, I wish with + you. [_Exit._ + + _Mer._ Could any man that had a back ask more! O me! O me! + + _Ant._ Now deal directly with me: Why should you go? + + _Mer._ If you be wise do not enquire the cause, 'twill trouble you: + + _Ant._ Why? prithee why? + + _Mer._ 'Faith I would not have you know it, let me go, 'twill be far + better for you. + + _Ant._ Who's that, that knocks there? i'st not at the street door? + + _Ser._ Yes, Sir. + + _Ant._ Who's there, cannot you speak? + + _Within Vio._ A poor distressed Maid, for gods sake let me in. + + _Mer._ Let her in and me out together, 'tis but one labor, 'tis pity + she should stand i'th' street, it seems she knows you. + + _Ant._ There she shall stand for me, you are ignorant; this is a + common custome of the Rogues that lie about the loose parts of the + City. + + _Mer._ As how? + + _Ant._ To knock at doors in dead time of night, and use some feigned + voice to raise compassion, and when the doors are open, in they rush, + and cut the throats of all, and take the booty, we cannot be too + careful. + + _Within Vi._ As ever you had pity let me in, I am undone else. + + _Ant._ Who are you? + + _Vio._ My name is _Viola_, a Gentlewoman, that ill chance hath + distressed, you know my Father. + + _Mer._ Alas of god we'll let her in, 'tis one of the Gentlewomen were + here i'th' evening, I know her by her name, (poor soul) shee's cold I + warrant her, let her have my warme Bed, and I'll take her fortune; + come, pray come. + + _Ant._ It is not _Viola_, that's certain, she went home to her + Fathers, I am sure. + + _Via._ Will not you be so good to let me in? + + _Ant._ I'll be so good to have you whipt away if you stay a little + longer: Shee's gone I warrant her, now let me know your cause, for I + will hear it, and not repent the knowing. + + _Mer._ Since you are so importunate, I'll tell you, I love your Wife + extreamly. + + _Ant._ Very well. + + _Mer._ And so well that I dare not stay. + + _Ant._ Why? + + _Mer._ For wronging you, I know I am flesh and blood, and you have + done me friendships infinite and often, that must require me honest, + and a true Man, and I will be so, or I'll break my heart. + + _Ant._ Why, you may stay for all this, methinks. + + _Mer._ No, though I wood be good, I am no saint, nor is it safe to try + me, I deal plainly. + + _Ant._ Come, I dare try you, do the best you can. + + _Mer._ You shall not, when I am right agen, I'll come and see you, + till when, I'll use all Countryes, and all means, but I will lose this + folly, 'tis a Divel. + + _Ant._ Is there no way to stay you? + + _Mer._ No, unless you will have me such a villain to you, as all men + shall spit at me. + + _Ant._ Do's she know you love her? + + _Mer._ No, I hope not, that were recompence fit for a Rogue to render + her. + + _Ant._ If ever any had a faithful friend, I am that Man, and I may + glory in't, this is he, that _ipse_, he that passes all Christendome + for goodness, he shall not over goe me in his friendship, 'twere + recreant and base, and I'll be hang'd first, I am resolv'd, go thy + wayes, a Wife [shall] never part us: I have consider'd, and I find her + nothing to such a friend as thou art; I'll speak a bold world, take + your time and woe her, you have overcome me clearly, and do what's + fitting with her, you conceive me, I am glad at heart you love her: by + this light, ne're stare upon me, for I will not flye from it, if you + had spoken sooner, sure you had been serv'd; Sir, you are not every + Man, now to your taske, I give you free leave, and the sin is mine if + there be any in it. + + _Mer._ He will be hang'd before he makes this good, he cannot be so + innocent a Coxcombe, he can tell ten sure, if I had never known you as + I have done, I might be one, as others perhaps sooner, but now 'tis + impossible, there's too much good between us. + + _Ant._ Well, thou art e'en the best man--I can say no more, I am, so + over-joy'd, you must stay this night, and in the morning go as early + as you please, I have a toy for you. + + _Mer._ I thought this pill would make you sick. + + _Ant._ But where you mean to be I must have notice, + And it must be hard by too, do you mark me? + + _Mer._ Why, What's the matter? + + _Ant._ There is a thing in hand. + + _Mer._ Why? What thing? + + _Ant._ A sound one, if it take right, and you be not peevish. We two + will be--you would little think it; as famous for our friendship-- + + _Mer._ How? + + _Ant._ If [God] please, as ever _Damon_ was, and _Pytheas_; or + _Pylades_ and _Orestes_, or any two that ever were: do you conceive me + yet? + + _Mer._ No, by my troth, Sir; he will not help me up sure. + + _Ant._ You shall anon, and for our names, I think they shall live + after us, and be remember'd while there is a story; or [I] lose my + aime. + + _Mer._ What a vengeance ailes he? How do you? + + _Ant._ Yes faith, we two will be such friends, as the world shall ring + of. + + _Mer._ And why is all this? + + _Ant._ You shall enjoy my wife. + + _Mer._ Away, away. + + _Ant._ The wonder must begin, so I have cast it, 'twill be scurvy + else, you shall not stir a foot in't, pray be quiet till I have made + it perfect. + + _Mer._ What shall a Man do with this wretched fellow? there is no + mercy to be used towards him, he is not capable of any pitty, he will + in spight of course be a Cuckold, And who can help it? must it begin + so needs Sir?--think agen. + + _Ant._ Yes marry must it, and I my self will woe this woman for you, + Do you perceive it now? ha? + + _Mer._ Yes, now I have a little sight ith' matter; O that thy head + should be so monstrous, that all thy Servants hats may hang upon't! + but do you meane to do this? + + _Ant._ Yes certain, I will woe her, and for you, strive not against + it, 'tis the overthrow of the best plot that ever was then. + + _Mer._ Nay, I'll assure you, Sir, I'll do no harm, you have too much + about you of your own. + + _Ant._ Have you thought of a place yet? + + _Mer._ A place? + + _Ant._ I a place where you will bide, prethee no more of this modesty, + 'tis foolish, and we were not determin'd to be absolute friends + indeed, 'twere tolerable. + + _Mer._ I have thought, and you shall hear from me. + + _Ant._ Why, this will gain me everlasting glory; I have the better of + him, that's my comfort, good night. [_Exit._ + + _Mer._ Good night, well go thy wayes, thou art the tydiest wittall + this day I think above ground, and yet thy end for all this must be + mottly. [_Exit._ + + _Enter a_ Tinker _with a Cord, and_ Dorothy. + + _Tink._ 'Tis b[i]tter cold; a plague upon these Rogues, how wary they + are grown! not a door open now, but double barr'd; not a Window, but + up with a case of wood like a spice box, and their locks unpickable, + the very Smiths that were half venture[r]s, drink penitent, single + Ale, this is the Iron age, the Ballad sings of; well, I shall meet + with some of our loose Linnen yet, good fellows must not starve; + here's he shall shew God a mighties dog bolts, if this hold. + + _Dorothy._ Faith thou art but too merciful, that's thy fault, thou art + as sweet a Thief, that sin excepted, as ever suffer'd, that's a proud + word, and I'll maintain it. + + _Tinck._ Come, prethee let's shogg off, and browze an hour or two, + there's Ale will make a Cat speak, at the harrow, we shall get nothing + now, without we batter, 'tis grown too near morning, the Rogues sleep + sober, and are watchful. + + _Dorit._ We want a Boy extreamly for this function, kept under for a + year, with milk, and knot-grass; in my time I have seen a boy do + wonders; _Robbin_ the red Tinker had a Boy, Rest his Soul, he suffer'd + this time 4 years, for two Spoons, and a Pewter Candlestick, that + sweet Man had a Boy, as I am Curstend Whore, would have run through a + Cat hole, he would have boulted such a piece of Linen in an evening-- + + _Tinck._ Well, we will have a Boy, prethee lets go, I am vengeance + cold I tell thee. + + _Dorothy._ I'll be hang'd before I stir without some purchase, by + these ten bones, I'll turn she-ape, and untile a house, but I'll have + it, it may be I have a humor to be hang'd, I cannot tell. + + _Enter_ Viola. + + _Tinck._ Peace, you flead Whore, thou hast a mouth like a Bloodhound, + here comes a night-shade. + + _Dorit._ A Gentlewoman Whore, by this darkness I'll case her to the + skin. + + _Tinck._ Peace, I say. + + _Viola._ What fear have I endur'd this dismal night! + And what disgrace, if I were seen and known! + In which this darkness onely is my friend, + That onely has undone me; a thousand curses + Light on my easie, foolish, childish love, + That durst so lightly lay a confidence + Upon a Man, so many being false; + My weariness, and weeping, makes me sleepy, I must lie down. + + _Tinck._ What's this? a Prayer, or a Homily, or a Ballad of good + councel? she has a Gown, I am sure. + + _Dor._ Knock out her brains, and then shee'll nee'r bite. + + _Tinck._ Yes, I will knock her, but not yet, you? woman? + + _Viol._ For Gods sake what are you? + + _Tinck._ One of the groomes of your wardrobe, come, uncase, uncase; + byr Lady a good Kersey. + + _Vio._ Pray do not hurt me, Sir. + + _Dor._ Let's have no pitty, for if you do, here's that shall cut your + whistle. + + _Viol._ Alas, what would you have? I am as miserable as you can make + me any way. + + _Dor._ That shall be try'd. + + _Vio._ Here, take my Gown, if that will do you pleasure. + + _Tink._ Yes marry will it, look in the Pockets _Doll_, there may be + birds. + + _Dor._ They are flown, a pox go with them, I'll have this Hat, and + this Ruffe too, I like it, now will I flourish like a Lady, brave, + I faith boy. + + _Vio._ Y'are so gentle people to my seeming, + That by my truth I could live with you. + + _Tin._ Could you so? a pretty young round wench, well bloudded, I am + for her, Theeves. + + _Dor._ But by this I am not, coole your Codpiece, Rogue, or I'll clap + a spell upon't, shall take your edge off with a very vengeance. + + _Tin._ Peace, horse-flesh, peace, I'll cast off my Amazon, she has + walk'd too long, and is indeed notorious, shee'll fight and scould, + and drink like one of the worthies. + + _Dort._ Uds, pretious you young contagious Whore, must you be ticing? + and, Is your flesh so wranck, Sir, that two may live upon't? I am glad + to hear your Cortalls grown so lusty; he was dry founder'd t'other + day, wehee my pamper'd Jade of _Asia_. + + _Vio._ Good Woman do not hurt me, I am sorry that I have given any + cause of anger. + + _Dor._ Either bind her quickly, and come away, or by this steel I'll + [tell], though I truss for company; now could I eate her broyl'd, or + any way, without Vinegar, I must have her Nose. + + _Vio._ By any thing you love best, good Sir, good Woman. + + _Tin._ Why her Nose, _Dorothy_? + + _Dor._ If I have it not, and presently [and] warm, I lose that I go + withal. + + _Tin._ Wood the Devil had that thou goest withall, and thee together, + for sure he got thy whelps if thou hast any, shees thy deere dad, + Whore! put up your cutpurse; an I take my switch up, 'twill be a black + time with you else, sheth your bung Whore. + + _Dor._ Will you bind her? we shall stand here prating, and be hang'd + both. + + _Tin._ Come, I must bind you, not a word, no crying. + + _Vio._ Do what you will, indeed I will not cry. + + _Tin._ Hurt her not, if thou dost, by Ale and Beer, I'll clout thy old + bald brain pan, with a piece of Brass, you Bitch incarnate. + [_Exeunt_ Tinker _and_ Dorothy. + + _Viola._ O [God], to what am I reserv'd, that knew not + Through all my childish hours and actions, + More sin, than poor imagination, + And too much loving of a faithless Man? + For which I'm paid, and so, that not the day + That now is rising to protect the harmless, + And give the innocent a sanctuary + From theeves and spoilers, can deliver me + From shame, at least suspition-- + + _Enter_ Valerio. + + _Val._ Sirrah, lead down the horses easily, I'll walke a foot till I + be down the hill, 'tis very early, I shall reach home betimes. How + now, whose there? + + _Vio._ Night, that was ever friend to Lovers, yet + Has rais'd some weary Soul, that hates his bed, + To come and see me blush, and then laugh at me. + + _Val._ H'ad a rude heart that did this. + + _Vio._ Gentle Sir, + If you have that which honest men call pitty, + And be as far from evil as you shew; + Help a poor Maid, that this night by bad fortune + Has been thus us'd by Robbers. + + _Val._ A pox upon his heart that would not help thee, this Thief was + half a Lawyer by his bands, How long have you been tyed here? + + _Viol._ Alas, this hour, and with cold and fear am almost perisht. + + _Val._ Where were the watch the while? good sober Gent. they were like + careful members of the City, drawing in diligent Ale, and singing + catches, while Mr. Constable contriv'd the Tosts: these fellows would + be more severely punisht than wandring Gipsies, that every statute + whips; for if they had every one two eyes a piece more, three pots + would put them out. + + _Viol._ I cannot tell, I found no Christian to give me succor. + + _Val._ When they take a Thief, I'll take _Ostend_ agen; the whorsons + drink Opium in their Ale, and then they sleep like tops; as for their + bills, they only serve to reach down Bacon to make Rashers on; now let + me know whom I have done this courtesie too, that I may thank my early + rising for it. + + _Viol._ Sir, All I am, you see. + + _Val._ You have a name I'm sure, and a kindred, a Father, friend, or + something that must own you; shee's a handsome young Wench; What + Rogues were these to Rob her? + + _Vio._ Sir, you see all I dare reveale, + And as you are a Gentleman press me no further; + For there begins a grief, whose bitterness + Will break a stronger heart than I have in me, + And 'twill but make you heavy with the hearing, + For your own goodness sake desire it not. + + _Val._ If you would not have me enquire that, How do you live then? + + _Viol._ How I have liv'd, is still one question, + Which must not be resolv'd-- + How I desire to live, is in your liking, + So worthy an opinion I have of you. + + _Val._ Is in my liking? How I pray thee? tell me, i'faith I'll do you + any good lies in my power; she has an eye would raise a bedrid man; + come, leave your fear, and tell me, that's a good Wench. + + _Viol._ Sir, I would serve-- + + _Val._ Who would'st thou serve? do not weep and tell me. + + _Viol._ Faith, Sir, even some good woman, and such a wife if you be + married, I do imagine yours. + + _Val._ Alas! thou art young and tender, let me see thy hand, this was + ne'er made to wash, or wind up water, beat cloaths, or rub a floor, by + this light, for one use that shall be nameless, 'tis the best wanton + hand that e're I lookt on. + + _Vio._ Dare you accept me, Sir, my heart is honest, + Among your vertuous charitable deeds, + This will not be the least. + + _Val._ Thou canst in a Chamber? + + _Vio._ In a Chamber, Sir? + + _Val._ I mean wait there upon a Gentlewoman, + How quick she is, I like that mainly too; + I'll have her, though I keep her with main strength like a besieged + Town, for I know I shall have the Enemy afore me within a week. + + _Viol._ Sir, I can sow too, and make pretty laces, + Dress a head handsome, teach young Gentlewomen, + For in all these I have a little knowledge. + + _Val._ 'Tis well, no doubt I shall encrease that knowledge; I like her + better still, how she provokes me; pritty young Maid, you shall serve + a good Gentlewoman, though I say't, that will not be unwilling you + should please me, nor I forgetful if you do. + + _Viol._ I am the happier. + + _Val._ My man shall make some shift to carry you behind him, Can you + ride well? + + _Viola._ But I'll hold fast for catching of a fall. + + _Val._ That's the next way to pull another on you, I'll work her as I + go, I know shee's wax, now, now, at this time could I beget a Worthy + on this Wench. + + _Viol._ Sir, for this Gentleness, may Heaven requite you tenfold. + + _Val._ 'Tis a good Wench, however others use thee, be sure I'll be a + loving Master to thee, come. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Antonio _like an Irish Footman, with a Letter_. + + _Ant._ I hope I am wild enough, for being known, I have writ a Letter + here, and in it have abus'd my self most bitterly, yet all my fear is + not enough, for that must do it, that must lay it on, I'll win her out + i'th' flint, 'twill be more famous, now for my language. + + _Enter_ Servingman. + + _Ser._ Now, Sir, Who would you speak with? + + _Ant._ Where be thy Mastres Man? I would speak with her, + I have a Letter. + + _Ser._ Cannot I deliver it? + + _Ant._ No, by my trot, and fait, can'st thou not Man. + + _Ser._ Well, Sir, I'll call her to you, pray shake your ears without a + little. [_Exit_ Servingman. + + _Ant._ Cran a Cree do it quickly; this rebbel tonge sticks in my teeth + worse than a tough Hen, sure it was ne'er known at Babel, for they + sould no Apples, and this was made for certain at the first planting + of Orchards,'tis so crabbed. + + _Enter_ Wife, _and_ Servingman. + + _Mar._ What's he wood speak with me? + + _Ser._ A kill kenny ring, there he stands Madam. + + _Mar._ What would you have with me, friend? + + _Ant._ He has a Letter for other Women, Wilt thou read it. + + _Mar._ From whence? + + _Ant._ De Crosse creest from my Master. + + _Mar._ Who is your Master? + + _Ant._ I pray do you look. + + _Mar._ Do you know this fellow? + + _Ser._ No Maddam, not I; more than an _Irish_ Footman, stand further + friend, I do not like your roperunners, What stallion Rogues are + these, to weare such dowsetts, the very Cotton may commit adultery. + + _Mar._ I cannot find whose hand this should be, I'll read, To the + beauteous wife of _Don Antonio_, sure this is some blind scribe--well + now, What follows? + + _Ant._ Pray God it take, I have given her that, will stir her + conscience, how it works with her; hope, if it be thy will, let the + flesh have it. + + _Mar._ This is the most abhor'd, intollerable knavery, that ever slave + entertain'd, sure there is more than thine own head in this villany, + it goes like practic'd mischiefe; disabled in his body? O good God, as + I live he lies fearfully, and basely, ha? I should know that Jewel, + 'tis my husband, come hither shat, Are you an Irish Man? + + _Ant._ Sweete Woman a Cree I am an Irish man. + + _Mar._ Now I know it perfectly; is this your trick, Sir? I'll trick + you for it; How long have you serv'd this Gentleman. + + _Ant._ Please thee a little day, O my _Mac dermond_ put me to my + Mastree, 'tis don I know. + + _Mar._ By my faith he speaks as well as if he had been lousy for the + language a year or two; well, Sir, you had been better have kept your + own shape as I will use you, What have I done that should deserve this + tryal? I never made him Cuckold, to my knowledge, Sirrah come hither. + + _Ant._ Now will she send some Jewel, or some Letter, I know her mind + as well; I shall be famous. + + _Mar._ Take this Irish bawde here. + + _Ant._ How? + + _Mar._ And kick him till his breeches and breech be of one colour, a + bright blew both. + + _Ant._ I may be well swing'd thus, for I dare not reveale my self, I + hope she does not mean it, O hone, O hone, O St. _Patricke_, O a Cree, + O sweet Woman. + + _Mar._ No, turn him, and kick him o't'other side, that's well. + + _Ant._ O good waiting Man, I beseech thee good waiting man, a pox fyre + your Legs. + + _Mar._ You Rogue, you enemy to all, but little breeches, + How dar'st thou come to me with such a Letter? + + _Ant._ Prethee pitty the poor Irishman, all this makes for me, if I + win her yet, I am still more glorious. + + _Mar._ Now could I weep at what I have done, but I'll harden my heart + agen, go shut him up, 'till my husband comes home, yet thus much ere + ye go, sirrah thach'd head, Would'st not thou be whipt, and think it + Justice? well _Aquavitae_ Barrel, I will bounce you. + + _Ant._ I pray do, I beseech you be not angry. + + _Mar._ O you hobby headed Rascal, I'll have you flead, and trossers + made of thy skin to tumble in, go a way with him, let him see no sun, + till my husband come home, Sir, I shall meet with you for your + knavery, I fear it not. + + _Ant._ Wilt thou not let me go? I do not like this. + + _Mar._ Away with him. + + _Servingman._ Come, I'll lead you in by your Jack a lent hair, go + quietly, or I'll make your crupper crack. + + _Mar._ And do you hear me, Sirrah? and when you have done, make my + Coach ready. + + _Serving._ Yes forsooth. [_Exit_ Servingman _with_ Antonio. + + _Mar._ Lock him up safe enough, I'll to this Gentleman, I know the + reason of all this business, for I do suspect it, If he have this + plot, I'll ring him such a peal, shall make his eares deaf for a month + at least. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Richardo. + + _Ric._ Am I not mad? Can this weak temper'd head, + That will be mad with drink, endure the wrong + That I have done a Virgin, and my Love? + Be mad, for so thou ought'st, or I will beate + The walls and trees, down with thee, and will let + Either thy memory out, or madness in; + But sure I never lov'd fair _Viola_, + I never lov'd my Father, nor my Mother, + Or any thing but drink; had I had love; + Nay, had I known so much charity, + As would have sav'd an Infant from the fire, + I had been naked, raving in the street; + With halfe a face, gashing my self with knives, + Two houres ere this time. + + _Enter_ Pedro, Silvio, Uberto. + + _Ped._ Good morrow Sir. + + _Rich._ Good morrow Gentlemen, shall we go drink agen? + I have my wits. + + _Ped._ So have I, but they are unsetled ones, would I had some + porrige. + + _Rich._ The Tavern boy was here this morning with me + And told me, that there was a Gentlewoman, + Which he took for a Whore, that hung on me: + For whom we quarrel'd, and I know not what. + + _Ped._ I faith nor I. + + _Ube._ I have a glimmering of some such thing. + + _Rich._ Was it you, _Silvio_, + That made me drink so much? 'twas you or _Pedro_. + + _Ped._ I know not who. + + _Sil._ We [were] all apt enough. + + _Rich._ But I will lay the fault on none but me, + That I would be so entreated, come _Silvio_, + Shall we go drink agen, come Gentlemen, + Why do you stay, let's never leave off now, + Whil'st we have Wine, and Throats, I'll practise it, + Till I have made it my best quality; + For what is best for me to do but that? + For [Gods] sake come and drink; when I am nam'd, + Men shall make answer, Which _Richardo_ mean you? + The excellent drinker? I will have it so, + Will you go drink? + + _Silv._ We drunk too much too lately. + + _Rich._ Why there is then the less behind to drink, + Let's end it all, dispatch that, wee'l send abroad, + And purchase all the Wine the world can yield, + And then drink it off, then take the fruits o'th' earth, + Distil the Juice from them, and drink that off; + Wee'l catch the rain before it fall to ground, + And drink off that that never more may grow; + Wee'l set our mouths to Springs, and drink them off, + And all this while wee'l never think of those + That love us best, more than we did last night. + We will not give unto the poor a drop + Of all this drink, but when we see them weep, + Wee'l run to them, and drink their tears off too, + Wee'l never leave whilst there is heat or moisture, + In this large globe, but suck it cold and dry, + Till we have made it Elemental earth, + Merely by drinking. + + _Ped._ Is't flattery to tell you, you are mad? + + _Rich._ If it be false, + There's no such way to bind me to a Man; + He that will have me, lay my goods and lands, + My life down for him, need no more, but say, + _Richardo_ thou art mad, and then all these + Are at his service, then he pleases me, + And makes me think that I had vertue in me, + That I had love, and tenderness of heart, + That though I have committed such a fault, + As never creature did, yet running mad, + As honest men should do for such a crime, + I have exprest some worth, though it be late: + But I alas have none of these in me, + But keep my wits still like a frozen Man, + That had no fire within him. + + _Sil._ Nay, good _Richardo_ leave this wild talk, and send a letter to + her, I'll deliver it. + + _Rich._ 'Tis to no purpose; perhaps she's lost last night, + Or she got home agen, she's now so strictly + Look'd to, the wind can scarce come to her, or admit + She were her self; if she would hear from me, + From me unworthy, that have us'd her thus, + She were so foolish, that she were no more + To be belov'd. + + _Enter_ Andrugio _and_ Servant _with a Night-gown._ + + _Ser._ Sir, we have found this night-gown she took with her. + + [_An._ Where?] + + _Rich._ Where? where? speak quickly. + + _Ser._ Searching in the Suburbs, we found a Tinker and his Whore that + had it in a Tap-house, whom we apprehended, and they confest they + stole it from her. + + _Rich._ And murthered her? + + _Sil._ What aile you man? + + _Rich._ Why all this doth not make me mad. + + _Sil._. It does, you would not offer this else, good _Pedro_ look to + his sword. + + _Ser._ They do deny the killing of her, but swore they left her tyed + to a Tree, in the fields, next those Suburbs that are without our + Ladies gate, near day, and by the Rode, so that some passinger must + needs unty her quickly. + + _And._ The will of Heaven be done! Sir, I will only entreat you this, + that as you were the greatest occasion of her loss, that you will be + pleased to urge your friends, and be your self earnest in the search + of her; if she be found, she is yours, if she please, I my self only, + see these people better examin'd, and after follow some way in search, + God keep you Gentlemen. [_Exit._ + + _Sil._ Alas good man! + + _Ric._ What think you now of me, I think this lump + Is nothing but a piece of fleagme congeal'd + Without a soul, for where there's so much spirit + As would but warm a flea, those faults of mine + Would make it glow, and flame in this dull heart, + And run like molten gold through every sin, + Till it could burst these walls, and fly away. + Shall I intreat you all to take your horses, + And search this innocent? + + _Ped._ With all our hearts. + + _Ric._ Do not divide your selves till you come there, + Where they say she was ty'd, I'll follow too, + But never to return till she be found. + Give me my sword good _Pedro_, I will do + No harm, believe me, with it, I am now + Farr better temper'd; if I were not so, + I have enow besides, God keep you all, + And send us good success. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Tertius. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Mercury, _and_ Servant. + + _Mer._ Who is it? can you tell? + + _Ser._ By my troth, Sir, I know not, but 'tis a Gentlewoman. + + _Mer._ A Gentleman, I'll lay my life, you puppy, h'as sent his Wife to + me: if he have, fling up the bed. + + _Ser._ Here she is, Sir. + + _Enter_ Wife _with a Letter_. + + _Wife._ I am glad I found you Sir, there, take your Letter, and keep + it till you have another friend to wrong, 'tis too malicious false to + make me sin, you have provoked me to be that I love not, a talker, + and you shall hear me. + Why should you dare to imagine me + So light a huswife, that from four hours knowledge + You might presume to offer to my credit + This rude and ruffian tryal, I am sure + I never courted you, nor gave you tokens, + That might concern assurance, you are a fool. + + _Mer._ I cannot blame you now, I see this letter, + Though you be angry, yet with me you must not, + Unless you'l make me guilty of a wrong, + My worst affections hate---- + + _Wife._ Did not you send it? + + _Mer._ No, upon my faith, which is more, I understand it not; the hand + is as far from my knowledge, as the malice. + + _Wife._ This is strange. + + _Mer._ It is so, and had been stranger, and indeed more hateful, + Had I, that have receiv'd such courtesies, and owe so many + Thanks, done this base office. + + _Wife._ Your name is at it. + + _Mer._ Yes, but not my nature, and I shall hate my name worse than the + manner, for this base broking; you are wise and vertuous, remove this + fault from me; for on the love I bear to truth and goodness, this + Letter dare not name me for the author. + + _Wife._ Now I perceive my husbands knavery, if [my] man can but find + where he has been, I will goe with this Gentleman whatsoever comes + on't: and as I mean to carry it, both he and all the World shall think + it fit, and thank me for it. + + _Mer._ I must confess I loved you, at first, however this made me + leave your house unmannerly, that might provoke me to do something + ill, both to your honor and my faith, and not to write this Letter, + which I hold so truly wicked, that I will not think on't. + + _Wife._ I do believe you, and since I see you are free, my words were + not meant to you, but this is not the half of my affliction. + + _Mer._ 'Tis pitty you should know more vexation; may I enquire? + + _Wife._ Faith, Sir, I fear I have lost my husband. + + _Mer._ Your husband? it cannot be: I pitty her, how she's vext! + + _Enter_ Servant. + + _Wife._ How now? What news? nay speak, for we must know. + + _Ser._ Faith I have found at length, by chance, where he has been. + + _Wife._ Where? + + _Ser._ In a blind out-house in the Suburbs, pray God all be well with + him. + + _Wife._ Why? + + _Serv._ There are his cloaths, but, What's become of him, + I cannot yet enquire. + + _Wife._ I am glad of this; sure they have murther'd him, + What shall I do? + + _Mer._ Be not so grieved, before you know the truth, you have time + enough to weep, this is the sodain'st mischief; Did you not bring an + Officer to search there, where you say you found his cloaths. + + _Ser._ Yes, and we searcht it, and charg'd the fellow with him: but + he, like a Rogue, stubborn Rogue, made answer, he knew not where he + was; he had been there, but where he was now, he could not tell: I + tell you true, I fear him. + + _Wife._ Are all my hopes and longings to enjoy him, After this 3 years + travel, come to this? + + _Ser._ It is the rankest house in all the City, the most cursed roguy + Bawdy-house. Hell fire it. + + _Mer._ This is the worst I heard yet; Will you go home? I'll bear you + company, and give you the best help I may: this being here will wrong + you. + + _Wife._ As you are a Gentleman, and as you lov'd your dead friend, + let me not go home, that will but heap one sorrow on another. + + _Mer._ Why propose any thing and I'll perform't; I am at my wits end + too. + + _Ser._ So am I, O my dear Master! + + _Mer._ Peace you great fool. + + _Wife._ Then good Sir carry me to some retir'd place, far from the + sight of this unhappy City, whether you will indeed, so it be far + enough. + + _Mer._ If I might Councel you, I think 'twere better to go home, + And try what may be done yet, he may be at home afore you, Who + can tell? + + _Wife._ O no, I know he's dead, I know he's murder'd; tell me not of + going home, you murder me too. + + _Mer._ Well, since it pleases you to have it so, I will no more + perswade you to go home, I'll be your guide in the Countrey, as your + grief doth command me, I have a Mother dwelling from this place some + 20 miles: the house though homely, yet able to shew something like a + welcome; thither I'll see you safe with all your sorrows. + + _Wife._ With all the speed that may be thought upon; I have a Coach + here ready, good Sir quickly; I'll fit you my fine husband. + + _Mer._ It shall be so; if this fellow be dead, I see no band of any + other Man, to tye me from my will, and I will follow her with such + careful service, that she shall either be my Love, or Wife; Will you + walk in? + + _Wife._ I thank you, Sir, but one word with my Man, and I am ready; + keep the _Irish_ fellow safe, as you love your life, for he I fear has + a deep hand in this, then search agen, and get out warrants for that + naughty man, that keeps the bad house, that he may answer it, if you + find the body, give it due burial; farewel. You shall hear from me, + keep all safe. [_Exeunt._ + + _Ser._ O my sweet Master! + + Antonio _knocking within_. + + _Ant. within._ Man-a-cree, the Devil take thee, Wilt thou kill me + here? I prethee now let me goe seek my Master, I shall be very cheel + else. + + _Enter Servant._ + + _Ser._ Do you hear man-a-cree, I'll cree your coxcombe, and you keep + not still, down you rogue. + + _Ant._ Good sweet fact serving-man, let me out I beseech de, and by my + trot I will give dye Worship 2 shillings in good argott, to buy dy + Worship pippines. + + _Ser._ This rogue thinks all the worth of man consists in Peepins; by + this light I'll beat rebellion out of you for ever. + + _Ant._ Wilt thou not hear me Man? is fet; I'll give thee all I have + about me. + + _Ser._ I thank you, Sir, so I may have picking work. + + _Ant._ Here is five shillings Man. + + _Serv._ Here is a cudgel, a very good one. + + _Enter two Serving-men._ + + _2. Ser._ How now, What's the matter? Where's the _Irishman_. + + _1. Ser._ There, a wyth take him, he makes more noise alone there, + than ten Lawyers can do with double, and a scurvy Case. + + _2. Ser._ Let him out, I must talk with him. + + _Enter_ Antonio. + + _Ant._ Wilt thou give me some drink, O hone? I am very dry Man. + + _2 Ser._ You shall have that shall quench your thirst, my friend. + + _Ant._ Fate dost thou mean man. + + _2 Ser._ Even a good tough halter. + + _Ant._ A halter? O hone! + + _2 Ser._ Sirrah, you are a mischievous Rogue, that's the truth. + + _Ant._ No, fet I am not. + + _1 Ser._ Shall I knock out his brains? I have kill'd dogs have been + worth three of him for all uses. + + _2 Ser._ Sirrah, the truth on't is, you must with me to a Justice. + O _Roger, Roger_. + + _1 Ser._ Why, what's the matter _William_? + + _2 Ser._ Heavy news _Roger_, heavy newes; god comfort us. + + _1 Ser._ What is't Man? + + _Ant._ What's the matter now? I am e'en weary of this way, would I + were out on't. + + _1 Ser._ My Master sure is murder'd, _Roger_, and this cursed rogue + I fear, has had a hand in't. + + _Ant._ No fet not. + + _1 Ser._ Stand away, I'll kickt out of him: come, sirrha, mount, I'll + make you dance, you Rascal, kill my Master? If thy breech were cannon + proof, having this good cause on my side, I would encounter it; hold + fair, _Shamrocke_. + + _Ant._ Why how now Sirs? you will not murder me indeed. + + _2 Ser._ Bless us _Roger_! + + _Ant._ Nay, I am no spirit. + + _2 Ser._ How do you Sir, this is my very Master. + + _Ant._ Why well enough yet, but you have a heavy foot of your own; + Where's my Wife. + + _1 Ser._ Alas poor sorrowful Gentlewoman, she thinks you are dead, and + has given o're house-keeping. + + _Ant._ Whether is she gone then? + + _1 Ser._ Into the Countrey with the Gentleman your Friend Sir, to see + if she can wear her sorrows out there; she weeps and takes on too + too-- + + _Ant._ This falls out pat; I shall be everlasting for a name: Doe you + hear? upon your lives and faiths to me, not one word I am living, but + let the same report pass along, that I am murther'd still; I am made + for ever. + + _1 Ser._ Why Sir? + + _Ant._ I have a Cause Sir, that's enough for you; well, if I be not + famous, I am wrong'd much; for any thing I know I will not trouble + him this week at least, no, let them take their way one of another. + + _1 Ser._ Sir, Will you be still an _Irish-man_? + + _Ant._ Yes a while. + + _2 Ser._ But your Worship will be beaten no more? + + _Ant._ No, I thank you _William_. + + _1 Ser._ In truth, Sir, if it must be so, I'll do it better than a + stranger. + + _Ant._ Goe, you are Knaves both, but I forgive you, I am almost mad + with the apprehension of what I shall be, not a word I charge you. + [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Valerio, _and_ Viola. + + _Val._ Come, pretty soul, we now are near our home, + And whilst our horses are walkt down the hill, + Let thou and I walke here over this Close: + The foot-way is more pleasant, 'tis a time + My pretty one, not to be wept away, + For every living thing is full of love; + Art not thou so too? ha? + + _Vio._ Nay, there are living things empty of love, + Or I had not been here, but for my self, + Alas, I have too much. + + _Val._ It cannot be, that so much beauty, so much youth and grace + should have too much of love. + + _Vio._ Pray what is love? for I am full of that I do not know. + + _Val._ Why, love fair Maid is an extream desire, + That's not to be examin'd, but fulfill'd, + To ask the reason why thou art in love, + Or what might be the noblest end in love, + Would overthrow that kindly rising warmth, + That many times slides gently o'r the heart, + 'Twould make thee grave and staid, thy thoughts would be, + Like a thrice married Widow, full of ends, + And void of all compassion, and to fright thee + From such enquiry, whereas thou art now + Living in ignorance, mild, fresh, and sweet, + And but sixteen; the knowing what love is, + Would make thee six and forty. + + _Vio._ Would it would make me nothing, I have heard + Scholars affirm, the world's upheld by Love, + But I believe, women maintain all this, + For there's no love in men. + + _Val._ Yes, in some men. + + _Vio._ I know them not. + + _Val._ Why, there is love in me. + + _Vio._ There's charity I am sure towards me. + + _Val._ And love; which I will now express, my pretty maid, + I dare not bring thee home, my wife is foul, + And therefore envious, she is very old, + And therefore jealous: thou art fair and young. + A subject fit for her unlucky vices + No work upon, she never will endure thee. + + _Via._ She may endure + If she be ought, but Devil, all the friendship + That I will hold with you; can she endure + I should be thankful to you? may I pray + For you and her, will she be brought to think. + That all the honest industry I have, + Deserves brown bread? if this may be endur'd + She'll pick a quarrel with a sleeping child, + E'r she fall out with me. + + _Val._ But trust me, she does hate all handsomness. + + _Vio._ How fell you in love with such a creature? + + _Val._ I never lov'd her. + + _Vio._ And yet married her? + + _Val._ She was a rich one. + + _Vio._ And you swore I warrant you, she was a fair one then too. + + _Val._ Or believe me, I think I had not had her. + + _Vio._ Are you men all such? wou'd you wou'd wall us in a place + Where all we women that are innocent, + Might live together. + + _Val._ Do not weep at this, + Although I dare not for some weighty reason + Displease my Wife, yet I forget not thee. + + _Vio._ What will you do with me? + + _Val._ Thou shalt be plac'd + At my mans house, and have such food and raiment + As can be bought with money: these white hands + Shall never learn to work, but they shall play + As thou say'st they were wont, teaching the strings + To move in order, or what else thou wilt. + + _Vio._ I thank you, Sir, but pray you cloath me poorly, + And let my labor get me means to live. + + _Val._ But fair one, you, I know do so much hate + A foul ingratitude, you will not look + I should do this for nothing. + + _Vio._ I will work as much out as I can, and take as little, + That you shall have as duely paid to you + As ever servant did. + + _Vol._ But give me now a trial on't, I may believe + We are alone, shew me how thou wilt kiss + And hug me hard, when I have stolen away + From my too clamorous wife that watches me, + To spend a blessed hour or t[w]o with thee. + + _Vio._ Is this the love you mean? you would have that + Is not in me to give, you would have lust. + + _Val._ Not to dissemble, or to mince the word, + 'Tis Lust I wish indeed. + + _Vio._ And by my troth I have it not: for heavens sake use + me kindly. + Though I be good, and shew perhaps a monster, + As this world goes. + + _Val._ I do + But speak to thee, thy answers are thy own, + I compel none, but if [thou] refuse this motion, + Thou art not then for me, alas good soul; + What profit can thy work bring me? + + _Vio._ But I fear, I pray goe, for lust they say, will grow + Outragious, being deni'd, I give you thanks + For all your courtesies, and there's a Jewel + That's worth the taking, that I did preserve + Safe from the robbers, pray you leave me here + Just as you found me, a poor innocent, + And Heaven will bless you for it. + + _Val._ Pretty maid, I am no Robber, nor no Ravisher, + I pray thee keep thy Jewel, I have done + No wrong to thee, though thou beest virtuous + And in extremity, I do not know, + That I am bound to keep thee. + + _Vio._ No Sir, for gods sake, if you know an honest man in all these + Countreys, give me some directions to find him out. + + _Val._ More honest than my self, good sooth I do not know; I would + have lain with thee, with thy consent, and who would not in all these + parts, is past my memory, I am sorry for thee, farewel gentle maid, + God keep thee safe. [_Exit._ + + _Vio._ I thank you Sir, and you; + Woman they say, was only made of man, + Methinks 'tis strange they should be so unlike, + It may be all the best was cut away + To make the woman, and the naught was left + Behind with him, I'll sit me down and weep, + All things have cast me from 'em but the earth; + The evening comes, and every little flower + Droops now, as well as I. + + _Enter two Milk-maids with pails._ + + _Nan._ Good _Madge_ lets rest a little, by my troth I am weary, this + new pail is a plaguy heavy one, would _Tom_ were hang'd for choosing + it, 'tis the untoward'st fool in a Countrey. + + _Madg._ With all my heart, and I thank you too, _Nan_. + + _Vio._ What true contented happiness dwels here, + More than in Cities! wou'd to God my Father + Had liv'd like one of these, and bred me up + To milk: and do as they do: methinks + 'Tis a life that I wou'd choose, if I were now + To tell my time agen, above a Princes; maids, for charity + Give a poor wench one draught of Milk, + That weariness and hunger have nigh famish'd. + + _Nan._ If I had but one Cows Milk in all the world, you should have + some on't; there, drink more, the Cheese shall pay for it, alas poor + heart, she's drie. + + _Madge._ Do you dwell here abouts? + + _Vio._ No, would I did. + + _Nan._ _Madge_, if she does not looke like my cosin _Sue_ o'th' _Moor + lane_, as one thing can look like another-- + + _Madge._ Nay, _Sue_ has a hazle eye, I know _Sue_ well, and by your + leave, not so trim a body neither, this is a feat bodied thing I tell + you. + + _Nan._ She laces close by the mass I warrant you, and so does _Sue_ + too. + + _Vio._ I thank you for your gentleness, fair maids. + + _Nan._ Drink agen pray thee. + + _Vio._ I am satisfied, and heaven reward thee for't, yet thus far I + will compell you to accept these trifles, toys only that express my + thanks, for greater worth, I'm sure they have not in them; indeed you + shall, I found 'em as I came. + + _Nan._ _Madge_, look you here _Madge_. + + _Madg._ Nay, I have as fine a one as you, mine's all gold, and + painted, and a precious stone in't; I warrant it cost a crown wench. + + _Nan._ But mine is the most sumptuous one, that e'r I saw. + + _Vio._ One favour you must do me more, for you are well acquainted + here. + + _Nan._ Uds me, our _Dorothy_ went away but last week, and I know my + mistriss want's a maid, and why may she not be plac'd there? this is a + likely wench, I tell you truly, and a good wench I warrant her. + + _Madg._ And 'tis a hard case if we that have serv'd four years apiece, + cannot bring in one servant, we will prefer her; hark you sister, pray + what's your name. + + _Vio._ _Melvia._ + + _Nan._ A feat name i'faith; and can you milk a cow? and make a + merry-bush? that's nothing. + + _Vio._ I shall learn quickly. + + _Nan._ But be sure to keep the men out, they will mar all that you + make else, I know that by my self; for I have been So touz'd among 'em + in my days, come you shall e'en home with us, and be our fellow, our + house is so honest, and we serve a very good woman, and a Gentlewoman, + and we live as merrily, and dance a good daies after even-song: our + Wake shall be on Sunday; do you know what a Wake is? we have mighty + cheer then, and such a coil, 'twould bless ye; you must not be so + bashful, you'll spoil all. + + _Madg._ Let's home for Gods sake, my Mistriss thinks by this time we + are lost, come, we'll have a care of you, I warrant you; but you must + tell my Mistress where you were born, and every thing that belongs to + you, and the strangest things you can devise, for she loves those + extreamly, 'tis no matter whether they be true or no, she's not so + scrupulous; you must be our Sister, and love us best, and tell us + every thing, and when cold weather comes, we'll lye together, will + you do this? + + _Vio._ Yes. + + _Nan._ Then home again o' gods name, can you go apace. + + _Vio._ I warrant you. [_Exeunt._ + + + + + _Actus Quartus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter_ Pedro _and_ Uberto, _severally_. + + _Ped._ How now, any good news yet? + + _Silvio._ Faith not any yet. + + _Ped._ This comes o' tipling; would 'twere treason and't pleas['d] + God, to drink more than three draughts at a meal. + + _Sil._ When did you see _Richardo_? + + _Ped._ I crost him twice to day. + + _Sil._ You have heard of a young wench that was seen last [night]. + + _Ped._ Yes. + + _Sil._ Has _Richard_ heard of this? + + _Ped._ Yes, and I think he's ridden after, farewel, I'll have another + round. + + _Sil._ If you hear any thing, pray spare no horse-flesh, + I'll do the like. + + _Ped._ Do. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Richardo _and_ Valerio. + + _Rich._ Sir, I did think 'twas you by all descriptions. + + _Val._ 'Tis so, + I took her up indeed, the manner how + You have heard already, and what she had about her, + As Jewels, Gold, and other trifling things: + And what my end was, which because she slighted, + I left her there i'th' fields. + + _Rich._ Left i'th' fields? could any but a Rogue + That had despis'd humanity and goodness, + [God,] law and credit; and had set himself + To lose his noblest part, and be a beast, + Have left so innocent unmatch'd a virtue, + To the rude mercy of a wilderness? + + _Val._ Sir, if you come to rail, pray quit my house, + I do not use to have such language given + Within my doors to me; for your wench, + You may go seek her with more patience, + She's tame enough, I warrant you. + + _Rich._ Pray forgive me. + I do confess my much forgetfulness; + And weigh my words no farther, I beseech you, + Then a mere madness, for such a grief has seiz'd me + So strong and deadly, as a punishment, + And a just one too, + That 'tis a greater wonder I am living, + Than any thing I utter; yet let me tell you thus much, + 'Twas a fault for leaving her + So in the fields. + + _Val._ Sir, I will think so now, and credit me, + You have so wrought me with your grief, that I + Do both forgive and pity you: + And if you'll please to take a bed this night here; + To morrow I'll bring you where I left her. + + _Rich._ I thank you, [no,] shall I be so unworthy: + To think upon a bed, or ease, or comfort, + And have my heart stray from me, God knows where, + Cold and forsaken, destitute of friends, + And all good comforts else, unless some tree + Whose speechless charity must better ours, + With which the bitter east winds made their sport + And sung through hourly, hath invited her + To keep off half a day? shall she be thus, + And I draw in soft slumbers? _God_ forbid. + No, night and bitter coldness, I provoke thee, + And all the dews that hang upon thy locks, + Showrs, Hails, Snows, Frosts, and two edged Winds that prime + The maiden blossoms, I provoke you all, + And dare expose this body to your sharpness, + Till I be made a Land-mark. + + _Val._ Will you then stay and eat with me? + + _Rich._ Y'are angry with me, I know y'are angry, + You would not bid me eat else; my poor Mistriss, + For ought I know thou'rt famish'd, for what else + Can the fields yield thee, and the stubborn season, + That yet holds in the fruit? good gentle Sir, + Think not ill manners in me for denying + Your offer'd meat, for sure I cannot eat + While I do think she wants; well I'm a rascal; + A villain, slave, that only was begotten, + To murder women, and of them the best. + + _Val._ This is a strange affliction. + If you'll accept no greater courtesie, yet drink Sir. + + _Ric._ Now I am sure you hate me, and you knew + What kind of man I am, as indeed 'tis fit, + That every man should know me to avoid me. + If you have peace within you, Sir, or goodness + Name that abhord word - Drink, no more unto me, + You had safer strike me. + I pray you do not, if you love me do not. + + _Val._ Sir, I mean no ill by it. + + _Ric._ It may be so, + Nor let me see + None Sir, if you love heaven; + You know not what offence it is unto me, + Nor good now do not ask me why: + And I warn you once again, let no man else speak of't, + I fear your servants will be prating to me. + + _Val._ Why Sir, what ail you? + + _Rich._ I hate drink, there's the end on't, + And that man that drinks with meat is damn'd + Without an age of prayers and repentance, + And there's a hazard too; good Sir, no more + If you will do me a free courtesie; + That I shall know for one: go take your horse, + And bring me to the place where you left her: + + _Val._ Since you are so impo[r]tunate, I will; + But I will wish Sir, you had staid to night + Upon my credit you shall see no drink. + + _Rich._ Be gone, the hearing of it makes me giddy, + Sir, will you be intreated to forbear it, + I shall be mad else. + + _Val._ I pray no more of that, I am quiet, + I'll but walk in, and away straight. + + _Rich._ Now I thank you, + But what you do, do in a twinkling, Sir. + + _Val._ As soon as may be. [_Exit._ + + _Enter Mother_, Viola, _and two Milk-maids_. + + _Moth._ Is this the wench you have brought me? some catch I warrant. + How daringly she looks upon the matter! + + _Madge._ Yes forsooth, this is the maiden. + + _Moth._ Come hither, wou'd you serve? + + _Vio._ If it shall please you to accept my service, I hope I shall do + something that shall like you, though it be but truth, and often + praying for you. + + _Moth._ You are very curious of your hand methinks, + You preserve it so with gloves, let me see it; + I marry, here's a hand of march-pane, wenches, + This pretty palme never knew sorrow yet; + How soft it is I warrant you, and supple: + O' my word, this is fitter for a pocket to filch withal + Than to [work], I fear me little one, + You are no better than you should be; goe to. + + _Vio._ My Conscience yet is but one witness to me, + And that heaven knows, is of mine innocence, + 'Tis true, I must confess with shame enough, + The time that I have led, yet never taught me + What 'twas to break a sleep, or to be weary. + + _Moth._ You can say well: if you be mine, wench, you must doe well + too, for words are but slow workers, yet so much hope I have of you, + that I'll take you, so you'll be diligent, and do your duty: how now? + + _Enter_ Alexander. + + _Alex._ There is a messenger come from your son, + That brings you word he is return'd from travel, + And will be here this night. + + _Moth._ Now joy upon thee for it, thou art ever + A bringer of good tidings, there, drink that: + In troth thou hast much contented me, my Son! + Lord how thou hast pleas'd me, shall I see my Son + Yet e'r I dye? take care my house be handsome, + And the new stools set out, and boughs and rushes, + And flowers for the window, and the _Turky_ Carpet, + And the great parcel Salt, _Nan_, with the Cruets, + And prethee _Alexander_ goe to the Cook, + And bid him spare for nothing, my son's come home, + Who's come with him? + + _Alex._ I hear of none yet, but a Gentlewoman. + + _Moth._ A Gentlewoman? what Gentlewoman? + + _Alex._ I know not, but such a one there is, he says. + + _Moth._ Pray God he have not cast away himself + Upon some snout-fair piece, I do not like it. + + _Alex._ No sure, my Master has more discretion. + + _Moth._ [Well,] be it how it will, he shall be welcome. + Sirs to your tasks, and shew this little novice + How to bestir her self, I'll sort out things. [_Exit._ + + _Madge._ We will forsooth, I can tell you, my Mistriss is a stirring + woman. + + _Nan._ Lord how she'll talk sometimes! 'tis the maddest cricket-- + + _Vio._ Methinks she talks well, and shews a great deal of good + huswivery, pray let me deck the chambers, shall I? + + _Nan._ Yes, you shall, but do not scorn to be advis'd, Sister, for + there belongs more to that, than you are aware on; why [w]ould you + venture so fondly upon the strowings? there's mighty matters in them + I'll assure you, and in the spreading of a bough-pot, you may miss, if + you were ten years elder, if you take not a special care before you. + + _Vio._ I will learn willingly, if that be all. + + _Nan._ Sirrah where is't they say my young Master hath been? + + _Madg._ Faith I know not, beyond the Sea, where they are born without + noses. + + _Nan._ [Jesse blesse] us! without noses? how do they do for + handkerchiefs? + + _Madg._ So _Richard_ says, and sirrah, their feet stand in their + foreheads. + + _Nan._ That's fine by my troth, these men have pestilent running heads + then; do they speak as we do? + + _Mag._ No, they never speak. + + _Nan._ Are they cursend? + + _Mag._ No, they call them Infidels, I know not what they are. + + _Nan._ Sirrah, we shall have fine courting now my young master is come + home, were you never courted Sister? + + _Vio._ Alas, I know it not. + + _Mag._ What is that courting, sirrah? + + _Nan._ I can tell, for I was once courted in the matted chamber, you + know the party _Madge_, faith he courted finely. + + _Madg._ Pray thee what is't? + + _Na[n]._ Faith, nothing but he was somewhat figent with me, faith 'tis + fine sport, this courting. + + _Alex. within._ Where be the Maids there? + + _Madg._ We shall be hang'd anon, away good wenches, and have a care + you dight things handsomly, I will look over you. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Mercury _and_ Maria. + + _Mer._ If your sorrow will give you so far leave, pray think your self + most welcome to this place, for so upon my life you are, and for your + own fair sake, take truce awhile with these immoderate mournings. + + _Wife._ I thank you Sir, I shall doe what I may; + Pray lead me to a chamber. + + _Enter Mother and_ Alexander. + + _Mer._ Presently, + Before your blessing Mother, I intreat ye + To know this Gentlewoman, and bid her welcome, + The virtuous wife of him that was my self + In all my travels. + + _Moth._ Indeed she is most welcome, so are you son [_kneel._ + Now all my blessing on thee; thou hast made me + Younger by 20 years, than I was yesterday, + Will you walk in? what ails this Gentlewoman? + Alas, I fear she is not well, good Gen[t]lewoman. + + _Mer._ You fear right. + + _Moth._ She has fasted over long, + You shall have supper presently o'th' board. + + _Mer._ She will not eat; I can assure you Mother, + For Gods sake let your Maid conduct her up + Into some fair becoming Chamber + Fit for a woman of her Being, and + As soon as may be, + I know she's very ill, and wou'd have rest. + + _Moth._ There is one ready for her, the blew chamber. + + _Mer._ 'Tis well, I'll lead you to your chamber door + And there I'll leave you to your quiet, Mistriss. + + _Wife._ I thank you, Sir, good rest to every one, + You'll see me once again to night, I hope. [_Exit._ + + _Mer._ When you shall please, I'll wait upon you, Lady. + + _Moth._ Where are these maids, attend upon the Gentlewoman, and see + she want no good thing in the house? goodnight with all my heart + forsooth, good Lord how you are grown, is he not _Alexander_? + + _Alex._ Yes truly, he's shot up finely, God be thanked. + + _Mer._ An ill weed, Mother, will do so. + + _Alex._ You say true, Sir, an ill weed grows apace. + + _Mer._ _Alexander_ the sharp, you take [me] very quickly. + + _Moth._ Nay, I can tell you, _Alexander_ will do it, do you read + madcap still? + + _Alex._ Sometimes forsooth. + + _Moth._ But faith Son, what Countreys have you travell'd? + + _Mer._ Why many, Mother, as they lay before me, _France_, _Spain_, + _Italy_ and _Germany_, and other Provinces that I am sure, you are not + better'd by, when you hear of them. + + _Moth._ And can you these tongues perfectly? + + _Mer._ Of some a little, Mother. + + _Moth._ Pray spout some _French_ Son. + + _Mer._ You understand it not, and to your ears 'twill goe like an + unshod cart upon the stones, only a rough unhandsome sound. + + _Moth._ [Faith] I would fain hear some _French_. + + _Alex._ Good Sir, speak some _French_ to my Mistriss. + + _Mer._ At your intreaty _Alexander_, I will, who shall I speak to? + + _Alex._ If your worship will do me the favour Sir, to me. + + _Mer._ _Mounseir_, _Poultron_, _Coukew_, _Cullione_, _Besay_, _Man + cur_. + + _Alex._ _Awe Mounseir._ + + _Moth._ Ha, ha, ha, this fine indeed, gods blessing 'on thy heart Son, + by my troth thou art grown a proper Gentleman, cullen and pullen, + good god what [saucey] words they use beyond the seas, ha, ha, ha! + + _Alex._ Did not [you sweare] right. + + _Mer._ Yes good _Alexander_, if you had done so too, + But good Mother, I am very hungry, and have rid far to day, and am + fasting. + + _Moth._ You shall have your supper presently, my sweet Son. + + _Mer._ As soon as you please, which once ended, + I'll go and visit yo[n] sick Gentlewoman. + + _Moth._ Come then. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter_ Antonio _like a Post, with a Letter_. + + _Ant._ I have ridden like a fury, to make up this work, and I will do + it bravely, e'r I leave it; this is the house I am sure. + + _Enter_ Alexander. + + _Alex._ Who wou'd you speak with, Sir? + + _Ant._ Marry Sir, I would speak with a Gentlewoman, came this night + late here from the City, I have some Letters of importance to her, + I am a Post Sir, and would be dispa[t]ch'd in haste. + + _Alex._ Sir, cannot I deliver 'em? for the truth is, she's ill, and + in her chamber. + + _Ant._ Pray pardon me, I must needs speak with her, my business is so + weighty. + + _Alex._ I'll tell her so, and bring you present word. + + _Ant._ Pray do so, and I'll attend her, pray god the grief of my + imagined death, spoil not what I intend, I hope it will not. + + _Alex._ Though she be very ill, and desires no trouble, + Yet if your business be so urgent, you may come up and speak with her. + + _Ant._ I thank you Sir, I follow you. [_Exit_ Alex. + + _Enter Wife._ + + _Wife._ What should this fellow be i'th' name of Heaven, that comes + with such post business? sure my Husband hath reveal'd himself, and in + this haste sent after me, are you the Post my friend? + + _Enter_ Anto[n]io. + + _Ant._ Yes forsooth Mistriss. + + _Wife._ What good news hast thou brought me gentle Post? + For I have woe and grief too much already. + + _Ant._ I would you had less, Mistriss, I could wish it, beshrew my + heart she moves me cruelly. + + _Wife._ Have I found you once more Jugler? well Jewel, thou hast only + virtue in thee, of all I read of yet; what ears has this ass to betray + him with? well, what's your business then? + + _Ant._ I have brought a Letter from your servant, Mistriss, in haste. + + _Wife._ Pray give it me, I hope the best still. + + _Ant._ This is the upshot, and I know I have hit it, + Well, if the spirits of the dead do walk, I shall + Hear more of this one hundred years hence. + + _Wife._ By any means you must have special care, for now the City is + possest for certain, my Master is made away, which for ought I know is + [a] truth indeed; good Mistriss leave your grief, and see your danger, + and let that wise and noble Gentleman with whom you are, be your right + hand in all things. + + _Ant._ Now do I know I have the better on't, by the languishing of her + eye at this near instant, 'tis still simming in her blood, in coyning + somewhat to turn _Mercury_, I know it. + + _Wife._ He is my Husband, and 'tis reasonable he should command in all + things, since he will be an ass against the hair, at his own peril be + it, in the morn you shall have a pacquet, till when, I must intreat + you stay, you shall not lose by it. + + _Ant._ I do not doubt it, Mistriss; I'll leave you to your rest, and + wait your pleasure. + + _Wife._ Do, and seek out the Gentleman of the house, bid him come to + me presently. + + _Ant._ Who, Mr. _Mercury_? + + _Wife._ Do you know him, Post? + + _Ant._ Only by sight forsooth, now I remember your servant will'd me + to let you know he is the only man, you [and] your fortunes, are now + to rest upon. + + _Wife._ Prethee no more, I know all this already. + + _Ant._ I'll take my leave now, I am made for ever. [_Exit._ + + _Wife._ Good night, I am provided for you, my fine youth. [_Exit._ + + _Enter Mother, beating_ Viola, Alexander _with a broken Glass_. + + _Mother._ I'll make thee have more care. + + _Viola._ Good Mistriss pardon me. + + _Moth._ Thou'lt ne'r be good I warrant thee, can your fine fingers + hold no faster? + + _Viola._ Indeed it was against my will. + + _Moth._ _Alexander_, let's see the glass, as I am true kirsome woman, + it is one of the chrystal glasses my Cosin sent me, and the baggage + hath broke it where it cannot be mended, _Alexander_, can _Humphrey_ + mend this think you? + + _Alex._ No truly, this will ne'er be mended. + + _Vio._ Truly I meant but to wash it for the Gentlewoman that is sick + above, and shaking out the water, knockt it against the pail side. + + _Moth._ Did you so? be sure I'll stop it, 'twill make a good gap in + your quarters wages, I can tell you. + + _Viola._ I pray forgive me, and let me have no wages this first + quarter. + + _Moth._ Go whimling, and fetch two or three grating loaves out of the + Kitching, to make Ginger-bread of, 'tis such an untoward thing. + [_Exit_ Viola. + + _Alex._ She's somewhat simple indeed, she knew not what a kimnel was, + she wants good nurture mightily. + + _Moth._ My Son tells me, _Alexander_, that this young widow means to + sojourn here, she offers largely for her board, I may offer her good + cheer, prethee make a step i'th' morning down to the Parsonage for + some Pigeons; what are you mad there? what noise is that? are you at + bowls within? why do you whine? + + _Enter_ Viola _weeping_. + + _Vio._ I have done another fault, I beseech you sweet Mistriss forgive + me. + + _Moth._ What's the matter? + + _Vio._ As I was reaching for the bread that lay upon the shelf, I have + thrown down the minc'd meat, that should have made the pies to morrow. + + _Moth._ Get thee out of my house, thou filthy destroying Harlot, thou, + I'll not keep thee an hour longer. + + _Vio._ Good Mistriss, beat me rather for my fault, as much as it + deserves, I do not know whither to go. + + _Moth._ No I warrant thee, out of my doors. + + _Vio._ Indeed I'll mend, I pray speak you for me. + + _Alex._ If thou hadst hurl'd down any thing but the Pie-meat, I would + have spoke for thee, but I cannot find in my heart now. + + _Moth._ Art thou here yet? I think I must have an Officer to thrust + thee out of my doors, must I? + + _Vio._ Why, you may stop this in my wages too, + For God's sake do, I'll find my self this year; + And let me stay. + + _Mer._ Thou't spoil ten times as much, I'll cudgel thee out of my + doors. + + _Vio._ I am assur'd you are more merciful, + Than thus to beat me and discharge me too. + + _Moth._ Dost thou dispute with me, _Alexander_ carry the prating + hilding forth. + + _Vio._ Good Mistriss hear me, I have here a Jewel, + My Mother left me, and 'tis something worth: + Receive it, and when all my faults together + Come to the worth of that, then turn me forth, + Till then I pray you keep me. + + _Moth._ What giggombob have we here? pray god you have not pilfred + this somewhere, th'art such a puling thing, wipe your eyes, and rise, + go your ways, _Alexander_, bid the Cook mince some more meat, come, + and get you to bed quickly, that you may up betime i'th' morning a + milking, or you and I shall fall out worse yet. + [_Exit Moth, and_ Alex. + + _Vio._ She has hurt my arm; I am afraid she is a very angry woman, but + bless him heaven that did me the most wrong, I am afraid _Antonio's_ + wife should see me, she will know me. + + _Mother within._ _Melvia._ + + _Vio._ I am coming, she's not angry agen I hope. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Mercury. + + _Mer._ Now what am I the better for enjoying + This woman that I lov'd so? all I find, + That I before imagined to be happy: + Now I have done, it turns to nothing else + But a poor pitied, and a base repentance, + Udsfoot, I am monstrous angry with my self: + Why should a man that has discourse and reason, + And knows how near he loses all in these things, + Covet to have his wishes satisfied; + Which when they are, are nothing but the shame + I do begin to loath this woman strangely, + And I think justly too, that durst adventure, + Flinging away her modesty to take + A stranger to her bed, her Husbands body + Being scarce cold in the earth for her content, + It was no more to take my senses with + Than if I had an idle dream in sleep + Yet I have made her promises: which grieves me, + And I must keep 'em too, I think she hunts me: + The devil cannot keep these women off, + When they are fletched once. + + _Enter Wife in night attire._ + + _Wife._ To bed for gods sake Sir, why do you stay here? + Some are up i'th' house, I heard the wife, + Good dear sweet-heart to bed. + + _Mer._ Why, I am going! why do you follow me? + You would not have it known I hope, pray get you + Back to your chamber, the doors hard by for me, + Let me alone, I warrant you this it is + To thresh well, I have got a customer, + Will you go to bed? + + _Wife._ Will you? + + _Mer._ Yes, I am going. + + _Wife._ Then remember your promise you made to marry me. + + _Mer._ I will, but it was your fault, that it came + To this pinch now, that it must need remembrance: + For out of honesty I offer'd you + To marry you first, why did you slack that offer? + + _Wife._ Alas I told you the inconvenience of it, + And what wrong it would appear to the world + If I had married [you] in such post-haste + After his death: beside, the foolish people + Would have been bold to have thought we had lain together + in his time, and like enough imagin'd + We two had murther'd him. + + _Mer._ I love her tongue yet, + If I were a Saint + A gilded Saint, and such a thing as this + Should prate thus wittily and feelingly + Unto my Holiness, I cannot tell, + But I fear shrewdly I should do something + That would quite scratch me out o'th' Kalender, + And if I stay longer talking with her, + Though I am mad at what I have done already, + Yet I shall forget my self again; + I feel the Devil + Ready to hold my stirrop; pray to bed, good night. + + _Wife._ This kiss, good night sweet Love, + And peace goe with thee: thou hast prov'd thy self + The honestest man that ever was entic'd + To that sweet sin as people please to call it, + Of lying with anothers wife, and I, + I think the honestest woman without blushing, + That ever lay with another man, I sent my Husband + Into a Cellar, post, fearing, and justly + He should have known him, which I did not purpose + Till I had had my end. + Well, now this plot is perfect, let him brag on't. [_Exit._ + + + + + _Actus Quintus. Scaena Prima._ + + + _Enter Justice and_ Curio _with a Paper_. + + _Just._ Birlady Sir, you have rid hard that you have. + + _Cur._ They that have business, must do so, I take it. + + _Just._ You say true, when set you out my friend? + + _Cur._ About ten a clock, and I have rid all night. + + _Just._ By the mass you are tough indeed, I have seen the day, I would + have rid too with the proudest of them, and fling dirt in their faces, + and I have don't with this foolish boy, Sir, many a time; but what can + last always? 'tis done, 'tis done now, Sir, age, care, and office, + brings us to our footcloaths, the more the pity. + + _Curio._ I believe that, Sir, but will it please you to read the + business? + + _Just._ My friend, I can read, and I can tell you when. + + _Cur._ Would I could too Sir, for my haste requires it. + + _Just._ Whence comes it do you say? + + _Cur._ Sir from the City. + + _Just._ Oh from the City, 'tis a reverent place. + + _Curio._ And his justice be as short as his memory, + A Dudgion Dagger will serve him to mow down sin withal, + What clod-pole Commissioner is this? + + _Just._ And by my faith, govern'd by worthy members, + Discreet and upright. + + _Cur._ Sir, they are beholding to you, you have given some of them a + commendations, they were not worthy of this twenty years. + + _Just._ Go to, go to, you have a merry meaning, I have found you Sir, + i' faith, you are a wag, away, fie now I'll read Your Letter. + + _Cur._ Pray do Sir; what a misery 'tis + To have an urgent business wait the Justice + Of such an old Tuff-taffata that knows not, + Nor can be brought to understand more sence, + Than how to restore supprest Alehouses, + And have his man compound small trespasses, + For ten groats. + + _Just._ Sir, it seems here your business is of a deeper circumstance + than I conceiv'd it for; what do you mean, Sir? + + _Cur._ 'Tis for mine own ease I'll assure your Worship. + + _Just._ It shall not be i' faith friend, here I have it, + That one _Antonio_ a Gentleman, I take it so, + Yes, it is so, a Gentleman is lately thought to + Have been made away, and by my faith, upon a + Pearls ground too, if you consider; well, there's + Knavery in't, I see that without spectacles. + + _Cur._ Sure this fellow deals in revelation, he's so hidden, + Goe thy ways, thou wilt stick a bench spit as formally, + And shew thy Agot, and hatch'd chain + As well as the best of them. + + _Just._ And now I have consider'd, I believe it. + + _Cur._ What Sir? + + _Just._ That he was murdered. + + _Cur._ Did you know him? + + _Just._ No. + + _Cur._ Nor how it is suppos'd. + + _Just._ No, nor I care not two-pence, those are toys and yet I verily + believe he was murdered, as sure as I believe thou art a man, I never + fail'd in these things yet, w'are a man that's beaten to these + matters, experience is a certain conceal'd thing that fails not: pray + let me ask you one thing, why do you come to me? + + _Cur._ Because the Letter is addrest to you, being the nearest + Justice. + + _Just._ The nearest? is that all? + + _Cur._ I think it be Sir, I would be loth you should be the wisest. + + _Just._ Well Sir, as it is, I will endeavour in it; yet if it had come + to me by name, I know not, but I think it had been as soon dispatcht + as by another, and with as round a wisdom, I, and as happily, but + that's all one: I have born this place this thirty years, and upwards, + and with sufficient credit, and they may when they please, know me + better; to the nearest? well. + + _Cur._ Sir, it is not my fault, for had I known you sooner-- + + _Just._ I thank you Sir, I know it. + + _Cur._ I'll be sworn you should have plaid for [any] business now. + + _Just._ And further, they have specified unto me, his Wife is sorely + suspected in this matter, as a main cause. + + _Cur._ I think she be Sir, for no other cause can be yet found. + + _Just._ And one _Mercury_ a traveller, with whom they say directly she + is run away, and as they think this way. + + _Cur._ I knew all this before. + + _Just._ Well Sir, this _Mercury_ I know, and his breeding, a neighbors + child hard by, you have been happy, Sir, in coming hither. + + _Cur._ Then you know where to have him, Sir? + + _Just._ I do Sir, he dwells near me. + + _Cur._ I doubt your Worship dwels near a knave then. + + _Just._ I think so; pray put on: but 'tis a wonder + To see how graceless people are now given, + And how base virtue is accounted with them + That should be all in all, as says a wise man. + + I tell you Sir, and it is true, that there have been such murthers, + and of late days, as 'twould make your very heart bleed in you, and + some of them as I shall be enabled, I will tell you, it fell out of + late days. + + _Cur._ It may be so, but will it please you to proceed in this? + + _Just._ An honest Weaver, and as good a workman, as e'er shot shuttle, + and as close: but every man must dye; this honest Weaver being a + little mellow in his Ale, that was the evidence _verbatim_, Sir, God + bless the mark, sprung his neck just in this place: well _Jarvis_, + thou hadst wrongs, and if I live some of the best shall sweat for't, + then a wench-- + + _Cur._ But Sir, you have forgot my business. + + _Just._ A sober pretty maid about 17, they say, certainly, howsoever + 'tis shuffled, she burst her self, and fondly, if it be so, with + Furmety at a Churching, but I think the Devil had another agent in't: + either of which, if I can catch, shall stretch for't. + + _Cur._ This is a mad Justice that will hang the Devil; but I would you + would be short in this, before that other notice can be given. + + _Just._ Sir, I will doe discreetly what is fitting; what, _Antonio_? + + _Ant. within._ Your Worship. + + _Just._ Put on your best coat, and let your fellow _Mark_ goe to the + Constable, and bid him aid me with all the speed he can, and all the + power, and provide Pen and Ink to take their confessions, and my long + sword: I cannot tell what danger we may meet with; you'll go with us? + + _Cur._ Yes, what else? I came to that end to accuse both parties. + + _Just._ May I crave what you are? + + _Cur._ Faith Sir, one that to be known would not profit you, more than + a near kinsman of the dead _Antonio's_. + + _Just._ 'Tis well, I am sorry for my neighbor, truly, that he had no + more grace, 'twill kill his Mother; she's a good old woman, will you + walk in? I'll but put my cloak on, and my chain off, and a clean band, + and have my shooes blackt over, and shift my Jerkin, and we'll to our + business, and you shall see how I can bolt these matters. + + _Cur._ As soon as't please you, Sir. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ Valerio, _and_ Richardo. + + _Val._ This is the place; here did I leave the Maid + Alone last night, drying her tender eyes, + Uncertain what to do, and yet desirous + To have me gone. + + _Rich._ How rude are all we men, + That take the name of _Civil_ to our selves! + If she had set her foot upon an earth + Where people live that we call barbarous; + Though they had had no house to bring her to, + They would have spoil'd the glory, that the spring + Has deckt the trees in, and with willing hands + Have torn their branches down, and every man + Would have become a builder for her sake. + What time left you her there? + + _Val._ I left her, when the Sun had so much to sett, + As he is now got from his place of rise. + + _Rich._ So near the night she could not wander far; + Fair _Viola_! + + _Val._ It is in vain to call, she sought a house + Without all question. + + _Rich._ Peace, fair _Viola_? + Fair _Viola_? who should have left her here + On such a ground? if you had meant to lose her, + You might have found there were no ecchos here + To take her name, and carry it about, + When her true Lover came to mourn for her, + Till all the neighboring valleys and the hills, + Resounded _Viola_,-- + And such a place, + You should have chose-- + You pity us because + The dew a little wets our feet, + Unworthy far to seek her in the wet; + And what becomes of her? where wandred she, + With two showers raining on her, from her eyes + Continually, abundantly, from which + There's neither tree nor house to shelter her; + Will you go with me to travel? + + _Val._ Whither? + + _Rich._ Over all the world. + + _Val._ No by my faith, I'll make a shorter journey + When I do travel. + + _Rich._ But there's no hope + To gain my end in any shorter way. + + _Val._ Why, what's your end? + + _Rich._ It is to search the earth, + Till we have found two in the shapes of men, + As wicked as our selves. + + _Val._ 'Twere not so hard to find out those. + + _Rich._ Why, if we find them out, + It were the better, for what brave villany, + Might we four do? we wou'd not keep together: + For every one has treachery enough + For twenty countreys, one should trouble _Asia_, + Another should sow strife in _Africa_; + But you should play the knave, in at home in _Europe_, + And for _America_ let me alone. + + _Val._ Sir, I am honester, + Than you know how to be, and can no more + Be wrong'd, but I shall find my self aright. + + _Rich._ If you had any spark of honesty, + You would not think that honester than I, + Were a praise high enough to serve your turn: + If men were commonly so bad as I, + Thieves would be put in Calendars for Saints; + And bones of murderers would work miracles. + I am a kind of knave, of knave so much + There is betwixt me, and the vilest else-- + But the next place of all to mine is yours. + + _Enter two Milk-maids and_ Viola _with pails_. + + _Val._ That last is she, 'tis she. + + _Rich._ Let us away, we shall infect her, let her have the wind, + And we will kneel down here. + + _Vio._ Wenches away, for here are men. + + _Val._ Fair maid, I pray you stay. + + _Vio._ Alas, agen? + + _Rich._ Why do you lay hold on her? I pray heartily let her go. + + _Val._ With all my heart, I do not mean to hurt her. + + _Rich._ But stand away then for the purest bodies + Will soonest take infection, stand away, + But for infecting her my self, by heaven, + I would come there, and beat thee further off. + + _Vio._ I know that voice and face. + + _Val._ You are finely mad, g[o]dbwy Sir, now you are here together, + I'll leave [y]ou so, god send you good luck, both; when you are + soberer, you'll give me thanks. [_Exit._ + + _Madg._ Wilt thou go milk? come. + + _Nan._ Why dost not come? + + _Madge._ She nods, she's asleep. + + _Nan._ What wert up so early? + + _Madge._ I think yon man's mad to kneel there, nay [come] away, uds + body, _Nan_, help, she looks black i'th face, She's in a sound. + + _Nan._ And you be a man, come hither, and help a woman. + + _Rich._ Come thither? you are a fool. + + _Nan._ And you a knave and a beast that you are. + + _Rich._ Come hither, 'twas my being now so near, + That made [her] swound, and you are wicked people, + Or you wou'd do so too; my venom eyes + Strike innocency dead at such a distance, + Here I'll kneel, for this is out of distance. + + _Nan._ Th'art a prating ass, there's no goodness in thee, + I warrant, how dost thou? + + _Vio._ Why? well. + + _Madge._ Art thou able to go? + + _Vio._ No, pray go you and milk, if I be able to come + I'll follow you, if not, Til sit here, + Till you come back. + + _Nan._ I am loth to leave thee here with yon wild fool. + + _Vio._ I know him well, I warrant thee he will not hurt me. + + _Madge._ Come then _Nan_. [_Exeunt Maids._ + + _Rich._ How do you? be not fearfull, for I hold my hands + Before my mouth, and speak, and so + My breath can never blast you. + + _Vio._ 'Twas enough to use me ill, though you had never sought me to + mock me, why kneel you so far off, were not that gesture better us'd + in prayer, had I dealt so with you, I should not sleep, till [God] and + you had both forgiven me. + + _Rich._ I do not mock, nor lives there such a villain + That can do any thing contemptible + To you, but I do kneel, because it is + An action very fit and reverent, + In presence of so pure a creature, + And so far off, as fearful to offend, + One too much wrong'd already. + + _Vio._ You confess you did the fault, yet scorn to come, + So far as hither, to ask pardon for't; + Which I could willingly afford to come, + To you to grant, good Sir if you have + A better love, may you be blest together. + She shall not wish you better than I will, + I but offend you, there are all the Jewels + I stole, and all the love I ever had, + I leave behind with you, I'll carry none + To give another may the next maid you try + Love you no worse, nor be no worse than I. + + _Rich._ Do not leave me yet for all my fault, + Search out the next things to impossible, + And put me on them when they are effected, + I may with better modesty receive + Forgiveness from you. + + _Vio._ I will set no pennance, + To gain the great forgiveness you desire: + But to come hither and take me and it, + Or else I'll come and beg, so you will grant, + That you will be content to be forgiven. + + _Rich._ Nay, I will come since you [will] have it so, + And since you please to pardon me I hope + Free from infection, here I am by you; + A careless man, a breaker of my faith, + A lothsome drunkard; and in that wild fury: + A hunter after whores: I do beseech you, + To pardon all these faults, and take me up + An honest, sober, and a faithful man. + + _Vio._ For [gods] sake, urge your faults no more, but mend, + All the forgiveness I can make you, is, + To love you, which I will do, and desire + Nothing but love again, which if I have not + Yet I will love you still. + + _Rich._ Oh Women, that some one of you will take, + An everlasting pen into your hands: + And grave in paper which the writ shall make, + More lasting than the marble Monuments, + Your matchless virtues to posterities: + Which the defective race of envious man, + Strive to conceal. + + _Vio._ Methinks I would not now for any thing, + But you had mist me, I have made a story, + Will serve to waste many a winters fire + When we are old, I'll [tell] my daughters then, + The miseries their Mother had in love: + And say, my girls be wiser, yet I would not + Have had more wit my self, take up those Jewels, + For I think I hear my fellows coming. + + _Enter the Milk-maids with their pails._ + + _Madge._ How dost thou now? + + _Vio._ Why, very well I thank you, 'tis late, shall I haste home? + + _Nan._ I prethee we shall be shent soundly. + + _Madge._ Why does that railing man goe with us? + + _Vio._ I prethee speak well of him, on my word, + He's an honest man. + + _Nan._ There was never any so one's complexion, a Gentleman? + I'de be asham'd to have such a foul mouth. [_Exeunt._ + + _Enter Mother_, Alexander, Andrugio, _and his man_ Rowland. + + _Moth._ How now _Alexander_, what Gentleman is this? + + _Alex._ Indeed forsooth I know not, I found him at the market full of + woe, crying a lost daughter, and telling all her tokens to the people; + and what you wot? by all subscription in the world, it should be our + new Maid _Melvia_, one would little think it, therefore I was bold to + tell him of her Mistriss. + + _Moth._ _Melvia?_ It cannot be, fool, alas you know she is a poor + wench, and I took her in upon mere charity. + + _And._ So seem'd my daughter when she went away, as she had made her + self. + + _Moth._ What stature was your child of, Sir? + + _And._ Not high, and of a brown complexion, + Her Hair aborn, a round face, which some friends that flattered me, + would say 'twould be a good one. + + _Alex._ This is still _Melvia_, Mistriss, that's the truth on't. + + _Moth._ It may be so, I'll promise you. + + _Alex._ Well, goe thy ways, the flower of our Town, for a hand and a + foot, I shall never see thy fellow. + + _Moth._ But had she not such toyes, as Bracelets, Rings, and Jewels? + + _And._ She was something bold indeed, to take such things that night + she left me. + + _Moth._ Then belike she run away? + + _And._ Though she be one I love, I dare not lye, she did indeed. + + _Moth._ What think you of this Jewel? + + _And._ Yes, this was one of them, and this was mine, you have made me + a new man, I thank you for it. + + _Moth._ Nay, and she be given to filching, there is your Jewel, I am + clear on't: but by your leave, Sir, you shall answer me for what is + lost since she came hither, I can tell you, there lye things + scattering in every place about the house. + + _Alex._ As I am virtuous, I have the lyingst old Gentlewoman to my + Mistriss, and the most malicious, the devil a good word will she give + a servant, that's her old rule; and God be thanked, they'll give her + as few, there is perfect love on both sides, it yearns my heart to + [heare] the wench misconstrued, a careful soul she is, I'll be sworn + for her, and when she's gone, let them say what they will, they may + cast their caps at such another. + + _And._ What you have lost by her, with all my heart + I'll see you double paid for, you have say'd + With your kind pity, two that must not live + Unless it be to thank you; take this Jewel, + This strikes off none of her offences, Mistriss, + Would I might see her. + + _Moth._ _Alexander_, run, and bid her make haste home, she's at the + milking Close; but tell her not by any means who's here, I know she'll + be too fearful. + + _Alex._ Well, we'll have a posset yet at parting, that's my comfort, + and one round, or else I'll lose my Will. [_Exit._ + + _And._ You shall find _Silvio_, _Uberto_, and _Pedro_ enquiring for + the Wench at the next Town, tell them she is found, and where I am, + and with the favor of this Gentlewoman, desire them to come hither. + + _Moth._ I pray do, they shall be all welcome. [_Exit Serv._ + + _Enter Justice,_ Curio, _and_ Mark. + + _Just._ By your leave forsooth, you shall see me find the parties by a + slight. + + _Moth._ Who's that, Mr. Justice? how do you, Sir? + + _Just._ Why, very well, and busie, where's your Son? + + _Moth._ He's within, Sir. + + _Just._ Hum, and how does the young woman my Cosin, that came down + with him. + + _Moth._ She's above, as a woman in her case may be. + + _Just._ You have confest it? then sirrah call in the Officers: she's + no Cosin of mine; a mere trick to discover all. + + _Moth._ To discover? what? + + _Enter_ Mark _and Officers_. + + _Just._ You shall know that anon: I think [you] have overreached you; + oh welcome, enter the house, and by virtue of my warrant which you + have there, seize upon the bodily persons of those whose names are + there written, to wit, one _Mercury_, and the wife of one _Antonio_. + + _Moth._ For what. + + _Just._ Away I say, + This Gentleman shall certifie you for what. [_Ex. Officer._ + + _Moth._ He can accuse my Son of nothing, he came from travel but + within these two days. + + _Just._ There hangs a tale. + + _Moth._ I should be sorry this should fall out at any time: but + especially now Sir; will you favour me so much, as to let me know of + what you accuse him? + + _Cur._ Upon suspition of murther. + + _Moth._ Murther? I defie thee. + + _Cur._ I pray God he may prove himself innocent. + + _Just._ Fie, say not so, you shew your self to be no good + Common-wealths man: for the more are hang'd the better 'tis for the + Common-wealth. + + _Moth._ By this rule you were best hang your self. + + _Just._ I forgive your honest mirth ever: Oh welcome, welcome _Mark_. + + _Enter_ Mark _and Officers, with_ Mercury _and the Wife_. + + Your Pen, Ink, and Paper, to take their examinations. + + _Mer._ Why do you pull me so? I'll go alone. + + _Just._ Let them stand, let them stand quietly, whilst they are + examin'd? + + _Wife._ What will you examine us of? + + _Just._ Of _Antonio's_ murther. + + _Mer._ Why, he was my friend. + + _Wife._ He was my Husband. + + _Just._ The more shame for you both; _Mark_, your Pen and Ink. + + _Moth._ Pray God all be well, I never knew any of these travellers + come to good; I beseech you, Sir, be favourable to my Son. + + _Just._ Gentlewoman, hold you content, I would it were come to that! + + _Mer._ For gods sake mother, why kneel you to such a pig-brib'd + fellow? he has surfeited of Geese, and they have put him into a fit of + Justice; let him do his worst. + + _Just._ Is your paper ready? + + _Mark._ I am ready, Sir. + + _Enter_ Antonio. + + _Just._ Accuse them, Sir, I command thee to lay down accusations + against these persons, in behalf of the State, and first look upon the + parties to be accus'd, and deliver your name. + + _Cur._ My name is _Curio_, my murthered kinsman + If he were living now, I should not know him, + 'Tis so long since we saw one another. + + _Ant._ My Cosin _Curio_? + + _Cur._ But thus much from the mouths of his servants, and others, + whose examinations I have in writing about me, I can accuse them of; + this _Mercury_, the last night, but this last, lay in _Antonio's_ + house, and in the night he rose, raising _Antonio_, where privately + they were in talk an hour, to what end I know not: but of likelyhood, + finding _Antonio's_ house not a fit place to murder him in, he + suffered him to go to bed again, but in the morning early, he train'd + him I think forth, after which time he never saw his home; his cloaths + were found near the place where _Mercury_ was, and the people at first + denyed they saw him: but at last he made a friv[o]lous tale, that + there he shifted himself into a Footmans habit: but in short, the next + hour this woman went to _Mercury_, and in her Coach they posted + hither; true accusations, I have no more, and I will make none. + + _Just._ No more? we need no more, sirrah, be drawing their Mittimus + before we hear their answer. What say you Sir? are you guilty of this + murther? + + _Mer._ No Sir. + + _Just._ Whether you are or no, confess, it will be the better for you. + + _Mer._ If I were guilty, your Rhetorick could not fetch it forth: but + though I am innocent, I confess, that if I were a stander by, these + circ[u]mstances urg'd, which are true, would make me doubtless believe + the accused parties, to be guilty. + + _Just._ Write down, that he being a stander by; for so you see he is, + doth doubtlesly believe the accused parties, which is himself to be + guilty. + + _Mer._ I say no such thing. + + _Just._ Write it down I say, we'll try that. + + _Mer._ I care not what you write, pray God you did not kill him for my + love, though I am free from this, we both deserve-- + + _Wife._ Govern your tongue I pray you, all is well, my Husband lives, + I know it, and I see him. + + _Just._ They whisper, sever them quickly I say, Officers, why do you + let them prompt one another, Gentlewoman, what say you to this, are + not you guilty? + + _Wife._ No, as I hope for mercy. + + _Just._ But are not those circumstances true, that this Gentleman hath + so shortly and methodically deliver'd? + + _Wife._ They are, and what you do with me, I care not, + Since he is dead, in whom was all my care: + You knew him not. + + _Just._ No, an't been better for you too, and you had never known him. + + _Wife._ Why then you did not know the worlds chief joy, + His face so manly as it had been made, + To fright the world, yet he so sweetly temper'd; + That he would make himself a natural fool, + To do a noble kind[n]ess for a friend. + He was a man whose name I'll not out-live, + Longer than heaven, whose Will must be obey'd; + Will have me do. + + _Ant._ And I will quit thy kindness. + + _Just._ Before me, she has made the tears stand in mine eyes, but I + must be austere, Gentlewoman; you must confess this murder. + + _Wife._ I cannot, Sir, I did it not, but I desire to see those + examinations which this Gentleman acknowledges to have about him, for + but late last night I receiv'd Letters from the City, yet I heard of + no confession, then. + + _Just._ You shall see them time enough I warrant you, but Letters you + say you had, where are those Letters? + + _Wife._ Sir, they are gone. + + _Just._ Gone? whither are they gone? + How have you dispos'd of 'em? + + _Wife._ Why Sir, they are for womens matters, and so I use 'em. + + _Just._ Who writ 'em? + + _Wife._ A man of mine. + + _Just._ Who brought 'em? + + _Wife._ A Post. + + _Just._ A Post? there is some great haste sure, aha, where is that + Post? + + _Wife._ Sir, there he stands.. + + _Just._ Does he so? bring hither that Post, I am afraid that Post will + prove a knave; come hither Post, what? what can you say concerning the + murder of _Antonio_? + + _Ant._ What's that to you? + + _Just._ Oh Post, you have no answer ready, have you? I'll have one + from you. + + _Ant._ You shall have no more from me than you have; you examine an + honest Gentleman and Gentlewoman here, 'tis pitty such fools as you + should be i'th Commission. + + _Just._ Say you so Post, take away that Post, whip him and bring him + again quickly, I'll hamper you Post. + + _Mer._ 'Tis _Antonio_, I know him now as well; what an irregular fool + is this! + + _Ant._ Whip me? hold off. + + _Wife._ Oh good Sir whip him, by his murmuring he should know + something of my Husbands death; that may quit me, for gods sake + fetch't out. + + _Just._ Whip him I say. + + _Ant._ Who is't dares whip me now? + + _Wife._ Oh my lov'd Husband. + + _Mer._ My most worthy friend? where have you been so long? + + _Ant._ I cannot speak for joy. + + _Just._ Why, what's the matter now, and shall not Law then have her + course? + + _Andra._ It shall h[a]ve no other course than it has I think. + + _Just._ It shall have other course before I go, or I'll beat my + brains, and I say it was not honestly done of him to discover himself + before the parties accus'd were executed, that Law might have had her + course, for then the kingdom flourishes. + + _Ant._ But such a wife as thou, had never any man, and such a friend + as he, believe me wife, shall never be [a] good wife, love my friend, + friend love my wife, hark friend. + + _Just._ _Mark_, if we can have nothing to do, you shall swear the + peace of some body. + + _Mark._ Yes Sir. + + _Ant._ By my troth I am sorry my wife is so obstinate, sooth, if I + could yet do thee any good, I wou'd, faith I wou'd. + + _Mer._ I thank you Sir, I have lost that passion. + + _Ant._ Cosin _Curio_, you and I must be better acquainted. + + _Cur._ It is my wish, Sir. + + _Ant._ I should not have known you neither, 'tis so long since we saw, + we were but children then: but you have shew'd your self an honest man + to me. + + _Cur._ I would be ever so. + + _Enter_ Richardo _and_ Viola. + + _Moth._ Look you, who's there. + + _And._ Say nothing to me, for thy peace is made. + + _Rich._ Sir, I can nothing say, + But that you are her Father, you can both + Not only pardon, when you have a wrong, + But love where you have most injury. + + _Just._ I think I shall hear of no hanging this year, there's A Tinker + and a Whore yet, the Cryer said, that rob'd her, and are in prison, I + hope they shall be hang'd. + + _And._ No truly Sir, they have broke prison. + + _Just._ 'Tis no matter, then [t]he Jaylor shall be hang'd. + + _And._ You are deceiv'd in that too, Sir, 'twas known to be against + his will, and he hath got his pardon, I think for nothing, but if it + doth cost him any thing, I'll pay it. + + _Just._ _Mark_, up with your papers, away. + + _Mer._ Oh you shall stay dinner, I have a couple of brawling + neighbors, that I'll assure you will not agree, and you shall have + the hearing of their matter. + + _Just._ With all my heart. + + _Mer._ Go, Gentlemen, go in. + + _Rich._ Oh _Viola_, that no succeeding age, + Might loose the memory of what thou wert, + But such an overswayed Sex is yours, + That all the virtuous actions you can do, + Are but as men will call them; and I swear, + 'Tis my belief, that women want but ways; + To praise their deeds, but men want deeds to praise. [_Exeunt omnes._ + + + + + EPILOGUE. + + + _'Tis ended, but my hopes and fears begin, + Nor can it be imputed as a sin + In me to wish it favour, if this night, + To the Judicious it hath giv'n delight. + I have my ends, and may such for their grace, + Vouchsaf'd to this, find theirs in every place._ + + + + + APPENDIX. + + + _In the following references to the text the lines are + numbered from the top of the page, including titles, acts, + stage directions, &c., but not, of course, the headline or + mere 'rules.' Where, as in the lists of Persons Represented, + there are double columns, the right-hand column is numbered + after the left._ + + It has not been thought necessary to record the correction of every + turned letter nor the substitution of marks of interrogation for marks + of exclamation and _vice versa_. Full-stops have been silently + inserted at the ends of speeches and each fresh speaker has been given + the dignity of a fresh line: in the double-columned folio the speeches + are frequently run on. Misprints in the Quartos and the First Folio + are recorded when they appear to be interesting. A word or two from + the printed text is attached to the variants recorded below in cases + where the variant, by itself, would not be sufficiently clear. Altered + punctuation is shown, usually, by printing the old punctuation between + the preceding and following words. + + + + #A#=First folio. #B#=Second folio. + + + + THE WOMANS PRIZE. + + + p. #1#, ll. 5-29. _Not in_ A + + p. #3#, l. 13. B] _Mar._ + l. 36. B] breeches out of fear, + + p. #5#, l. 27. B] _Rom_. + + p. #6#, l. 6. A] Fox and _Moroso_ + + p. #7#, l. 26. A] have I + + p. #8#, l. 5. A] up rowse + l. 7. A] o' th longs + + p. #10#, l. 38. B] Wonting + + p. #11#, l. 19. A] 'Cheere + l. 35. B] _Jap._ + + p. #12#, l. 22. A] home at + + p. #14#, l. 13. A] Spinala's + + p. #15#, l. 20. B] saying from + l. 23. B] list, lie + l. 29. B] as' tfol wols + l. 34. B] Bug-words + + p. #16#, l. 28. B] accept + l. 32. A] i'ld + + p. #18#, l. 20. B] _Mar._ + + p. #19#, l. 2. A] all thy + l. 23. a] Jewry + + p. #20#, l. 1. A _and_ B] shall believe + l. 9. B] speed? + l. 18. B] so. + + p. #21#, l. 13. B] you + + p. #22#, l. 3. B] Stranger, than + + p. #23#, l. 26. A _omits_] is + + p. #24#, l. 8. B] him. + l. 10. B] it; + + p. #25#, l. 14. A _omits_] _Mor._ + + p. #26#, l. 36. B] selves + + p. #27#, l. 26. B _omits_] most + l. 27. B] Coughs. + + p. #28#, l. 10. A] doe th'em + l. 21. A] Found + + p. #29#, l. 32. B] _Bow._ + l. 35. A] _Row_. Thou hast heard I am sure of Esculapius. + So were etc. + + p. #30#, l. 14. B] _Row._ Thou + l. 19. B] be + l. 34. B] _Raw._ + l. 39. B _omits_] doe + + p. #32#, l. 33. B] aad + + p. #33#, l. 5. B] Godheads + l. 40. A _repeats here_ + ll. 16-25 _on_ p. 29, _with the following alterations_] + + _Enter three mayds, at severall doors._ + goes the businesse + + p. #34#, l. 1. B] _Tertia._ + + p. #35#, l. 8. B] Heaven + l. 16. B] the Kingdom + ll. 22-36. _Not in_ A + + p. #36#, ll. 3, 4. A _omits_] _Citizens and Countrey women._ + + p. #37#, l. 14. B _omits_] then + l. 22. A] I lie + l. 40. A _and_ B] Plackets. + + p. #38#, l. 1. B] Dary + ll. 30, 31. _Not in_ B + + p. #39#, l. 5. A _and_ B] importun'd. + l. 24. B] down the + l. 29. B] commanded + + p. #40#, l. 1. B] _Petro._ + l. 17. B] Mistresses + + p. #41#, l. 4. B] _Tro._ + + p. #42#, l. 35. A _and_ B] leave. + + p. #43#, l. 15. B] _Jac._ + l. 31. B] Payers + + p. #44#, l. 7. B] _Jac._ + l. 10. A] Bagget + l. 12. A] a sober + l. 31. A] _Cinque-pace_ + Dame tosse and Butter, had he Bob too? + + p. #45#, l. 33. B] pains + + p. #46#, l. 34. A] plush, perfum'd, and purffle B] purffle, + l. 38. B] hangings. + + p. #47#, l. 31. A _omits_] you + l. 36. A] built + + p. #50#, l. 7. A] love too + l. 31. A] there's no gewgaws + + p. #51#, l. 33. B] Woman. + + p. #53#, l. 23. A] Heaven + + p. #56#, l. 14. A _omits_] a + + p. #57#, l. 5. A] dunhill + l. 8. B] two + l. 33. A] get dozen + + p. #58#, l. 1. B] would + l. 6. B] Eeel + + p. #61#, l. 24. A] these + + p. #62#, l. 34. B] Maid + l. 39. B _omits bracket_ + l. 40. A] dogge-latch + + p. #66#, l. 11. B] pounds + + p. #67#, l. 34. B] _Exunt_ + + p. #68#, l. 6. B _omits_] feare + + p. #69#, l. 18. A] by-lowes + l. 19. A] can hate + l. 26. A _omits_] my + + p. #70#, l. 7. B _omits_] again + + p. #71#, l. 8. B] Woman. + l. 24. B] 'cut + + p. #72#, l. 26. B] signs. + + p. #73#, l. 6. B] _Petrn_. + l. 29. A] morall + + p. #75#, l. 15. A] new adventure + l. 16. A] us nothing + + p. #76#, l. 9. B] _Catayana_ + + p. #78#, l. 4. A] Ha's + + p. #79#, l. 34. B _omits_], you + + p. #80#, l. 1. B] pettish + l. 23. B. _omits_] God + + p. #81#, l. 33. A _omits_] _Exeunt_ + + p. #83#, l. 4. B] come, exceed + + p. #85#, l. 28. B] Fadding + l. 31. A] seagly + + p. #86#, l. 12. B] same. + l. 37. A] had his + + p. #89#, l. 6. A] home since, since ye + l. 15. A] thy bread + l. 16. A] thy teeth + l. 33. B] _Petro_ + l. 36. B _omits_] done + + p. #90#, l. 2. B] _M_or + + + + THE ISLAND PRINCESS. + + + p. #91#, ll. 3-42. _Omitted in_ A + + p. #92#, l. 7. B] find. + l. 12. B] surprize. + l. 24. B] tightly + + p. #93#, l. 35. B _omits_] weares + + p. #94#, l. 23. B] since + + p. #95#, l. 14. A] 'is a + + p. #98#, l. 18. A] a tenant + + p. #100#, l. 24. B] And + ll. 28, 29. B _omits stage direction_ + + p. #101#, l. 5. A] Let my + + p. #103#, l. 9. A] There they should lye as miseries + l. 13. B] will + + p. #104#, l. 2. B] this + l. 14. A] accept your prisoner + + p. #105#, l. 31. A] Clod with + + p. #107#, l. 20. A _omits_] and + + p. #108#, l. 31. B _omits_] her + + p. #109#, l. 1. A] holds my + + p. #110#, l. 10. B] men do to + + p. #111#, l. 6. B] begun + l. 30. A _omits one_] that + + p. #113#, l. 35. B] Merchans + + p. #114#, l. 33. B] _Then._ + + p. #116#, l. 34. B] Body, oh me + + p. #117#, l. 2. B] rhese + + p. #118#, l. 37. B] preparation? + + p. #122#, l. 17. B] Princess + + p. #123#, l. A _omits_] him + l. 33. B] woman + + p. #124#, l. 23. B] Aud + + p. #125#, l. 5. A] you + + p. #126#, l. 8. B] kinsman. + l. 14. A] wert + + p. #127#, l. 2. B] dare + l. 24. B] followers. + l. 37. A] have you + + p. #128#, l. 8. A] Princesse + l. 13. B] _Pyu._ + l. 20. B] Love these + l. 28. A] feates + + p. #129#, l. 32. B] enconragement + + p. #130#, l. 25. B] _Pen._ + + p. #131#, l. 13. A] Is love + l. 33. A] And be but to make cleane his sword: coward + + p. #132#, l. 23. A _omits_] _and_ + + p. #135#, l. 8. A] Princesse + + p. #136#, l. 28. B] hope no night + + p. #138#, l. 40. A] complaine, me + + p. #143#, l. 30. A] And then + + p. #144#, l. 12. A _omits_] is + l. 20. A] Now I + + p. #145#, l. 35. A] toward + + p. #146#, l. 27. B] Island + + p. #147#, l. 1. B] dance. + l. 20. A] Plow + + p. #148#, l. 16. A] And may + l. 33. B] endeavour; + + p. #149#, l. 12. A] hide in iniquities + l. 18. A _omits_] _and_ + + p. #150#, l. 30. A] _Emanuel_--not-- + + p. #151#, l. 12. B] Armusia. + + p. #152#, l. 6. A] with'm + l. 10. B] honourably + l. 27. B] him [_full point supplied_] + + p. #153#, l. 1. A] wils + + p. #154#, l. 1. A] you + + p. #155#, l. 7. B] knowledge; + l. 8. B] swellings, A] maine aire + l. 16. A] doe performe + + p. #157#, l. 25. A] bound to? + + p. #158#, l. 2. A] plague 'a + l. 26. A] stinch + + p. #159#, l. 10. B] Nations + + p. #160#, l. 31. B _omits_] for 't; + + p. #161#, l. 32. B _omits the second_] ye + + p. #162#, l. 8. B] you + + p. #163#, l. 31. A _omits_] a + + p. #164#, l. 18. B] you + + p. #165#, l. 11. A] his arrant + + p. #168#, l. 25. B] thakful + l. 26. B] Dios + + p. #170#, l. 17. B] Princesses + + There is an edition of _The Island Princess_ in the British Museum + (161. c. 70) dated 1669, 'As it is Acted at the Theatre Royal by His + Majesties Servants. With the Alterations and New Additional Scenes. + Licensed May 31. 1669. Roger L'Estrange.' It does not appear to be + desirable to record here more than the following readings from a + collation kindly made by Mrs Arnold Glover: + + p. #92#, l. 22. pleasures + + p. #96#, l. 6. alone as a mask + + p. #103#, l. 27. _Dias_ could + + p. #104#, l. 21. your countrey + + p. #105#, l. 31. Clad + + p. #106#, l. 34. next to nothing + + p. #108#, l. 18. thou wish her + + p. #116#, to p. #117#, l. 15. _Re-written_ + + p. #117#, l. 29. without courage + l. 35. boyish brains out + + p. #140#, l. 24. to tax + + pp. #164, 165#. _Re-written_ _A prologue and an epilogue are added_ + + + + THE NOBLE GENTLEMAN. + + + p. #171#, ll. 3-28. _Not in_ A + _The Prologue is printed at the end of the play_ + l. 13. B] Lougueville + + p. #172#, l. 2. B] aud + l. 31. B] ro + + p. #173#, l. 8. A] you be + l. 16. A] preacht + l. 30. A] travaile + + p. #174#, l. 8. A] lights ... makes + + p. #175#, l. 38. B] worthy + + p. #176#, l. 19. B] upbraid + l. 39. A _omits_] a + + p. #177#, l. 26. A] not, in + + p. #178#, l. 20. B] he + l. 25. A] looks + + p. #179#, l. 2. B] _Mousieur_ + + p. #184#, l. 1. A] mine still, when + l. 15. A] trojan purple + + p. #185#, l. 11. A _omits_] _Scaena Prima._ + + p. #186#, ll. 18, 19. A] contented her, + When you first married her; a + + p. #187#, l. 1. B] mighty + l. 3. B _omits_] up + + p. #189#, l. 5. A _omits the second_] the + + p. #196#, l. 23. A _omits_] answer + + p. #198#, l. 5. A] do your + + p. #199#, l. 4. B _omits_] are + l. 17. A _omits_] _Scaena Prima._ + + p. #200#, l. 24. A] for me + + p. #202#, l. 36. B] Wake + + p. #203#, l. 20. B] you + + p. #209#, l. 31. B _omits_] good + + p. #211#, l. 10. A] Meron + + p. #212#, l. 8. A] thy Duke + l. 29. A _omits_] _Scaena Prima._ A _omits_] _and_ + + p. #213#, l. 3. A] ready husband + + p. #214#, l. 5. B] you? + l. 14. A] post horse + l. 16. B] _Shyt._ + + p. #215#, l. 10. A] innumerall + l. 21. A] you'r + + p. #217#, l. 19. A _omits_] sword + l. 30. B] defend + + p. #218#, l. 16. A] see thy + + p. #221#, l. 33. A] my soule + + p. #222#, l. 8. B] you + + p. #223#, l. 29. A] full, being in + l. 30. B] would + l. 33. B] mads + + p. #224#, l. 7. B] leasure. + + p. #226#, l. 25. A _omits_] _Scaena Prima._ + l. 28. B _omits_] and + l. 36. B] _srq._ + + p. #228#, l. 25. A] those + l. 36. B] _Duste._ + + p. #229#, l. 7. B] I am + l. 9. A] Nor shall you + l. 19. B] Lorgue + l. 22. B _omits_] the + + p. #230#, l. 5. B] you + l. 13. A] you, furnisht in + + p. #231#, l. 26. A] Disgraced + l. 33. B _omits_] God's ... Gentlemen + + p. #232#, l. 15. A] them? B] 'em? + l. 34. B _omits_] by heaven + + p. #236#, l. 19. B] assures + + p. #237#, l. 29. _So, both in_ A _and_ B + l. 41. B] appose + + p. #239#, l. 17. A] say'e? + + + + THE CORONATION. + + + #A#=the quarto of 1640. #B#=the 2nd folio. + + Mrs Arnold Glover has kindly collated a copy of the quarto in the Dyce + collection; Mr R.F. Towndrow has kindly collated a copy of the quarto + in the Bodleian. + + The title page of the quarto is as follows: + + The | Coronation | A Comedy. | As it was presented by her | Majesties + Servants at the private | House in _Drury_ Lane. | Written by _John + Fletcher_. Gent. | _LONDON_, | Printed by _Tho. Cotes_, for _Andrew + Crooke_, and | _William Cooke_. and are to be sold at the signe | of + the _Greene Dragon_, in _Pauls_ | _Church-yard_. 1640. + + p. #240#, l. 4. A] The Actors Names. + l. 24. A] The Prologue + l. 26. B] a Corporation day + l. 36. B] in + + p. #241#, l. 3. B] Temple + l. 16. B] Prologue too? + l. 29. A. _omits_] _Scaena Prima._ + + p. #244#, l. 10. A] _Macarius_ + l. 21. B] Prince? + + p. #246#, l. 28. B] it + + p. #247#, l. 30. B] obsolute + + p. #249#, l. 19. B] he + l. 37. B] Ketch + + p. #250#, l. 28. B] _Selecus_ + + p. #251#, l. 30. B] commonl + + p. #252#, l. 6. A _omits_] _Scaena Prima._ + + p. #254#, l. 29. B] court, with A] dower + + p. #256#, l. 8. A] gives + l. 9. B] hot + l. 19. A] should + + p. #257#, l. 19. B] _Are._ + l. 28. A] _Ladies and attendants, Gent._ + + p. #258#, l. 1. A] _Seleucus_ + + p. #260#, l. 5. B] forget + + p. #261#, l. 34. B] immatrial + + p. #262#, l. 5. A _omits_] the + l. 7. B] purpose. + + p. #263#, l. 23. B] that purpose to make you so + l. 31. B] tho + + p. #264#, l. 34. B] me. + l. 38. B _omits_] and now + + p. #267#, l. 4. A _and_ B _read_] _Phi._ [_before_ 'Tis] + l. 5. A _gives this line to_] _Phi._ + l. 6. A _gives this line to_] _Lisa._ + l. 12. B] Qeeen + l. 14. A _and_ B _read_] _Lisa._ + + p. #272#, l. 25. B] minure + + p. #273#, l. 7. B] failty + + p. #274#, l. 11. A] there is + l. 23. A _and_ B _read_] Deliver + + p. #276#, l. 14. A _omits_] _Scaena Prima._ + l. 37. B] or + + p. #278#, l. 27. A _and_ B _read_] rise + + p. #280#, l. 20. B] 'ill + + p. #285#, l. 10. A _omits_] _Sop._ + + p. #286#, l. 17. B] Wiliow + + p. #287#, l. 9. A] He'e my + + p. #289#, l. 13. A] bove all + + p. #292#, l. 1. A _omits_] _Scaena Prima._ + + p. #293#, l. 31. B] We + + p. #294#, l. 18. B] Protestor + l. 37. B] work + + p. #296#, l. 24. A] to it + l. 25. A] doe it + + p. #297#, l. 5. B] There's + l. 9. B] punish + + p. #298#, l. 19. B] _Pil._ + + p. #299#, l. 3. A _omits_] In + l. 5. B] there's + l. 9. B] honor, what + + p. #300#, l. 10. A] doe + + p. #302#, l. 18. A] _Eubulus_ B] _Etxi_ + l. 20. A _omits semicolon_ + + p. #303#, l. 29. A _omits_] and + + p. #304#, l. 30. A] _Demetrius_ + + p. #305#, l. 19. B] two + + p. #306#, l. 5. B] _Sis._ + l. 28. A] The Epilogue + l. 34. B] sad + + + + THE COXCOMB. + + + #A#=1st folio. #B#=2nd folio. + + p. #308#, ll. 3-43. _Not in_ A + + p. #309#, l. 1. A] The Prologue + l. 13. A] the + + p. #310#, l. 15. B] You'ave + + p. #311#, l. 1. A] Be + + p. #313#, l. 27. B] they we'll, Ill keep them + + p. #314#, l. 14. B] mouths my + l. 18. A _and_ B _omit_] _Ant._ + l. 29. A _and_ B] Gentlewoman? + + p. #315#, l. 6. A] Husband will come + l. 9. A] I had you had + l. 28. A] foole to-- + + p. #316#, l. 10. A _omits_] _Exit._ + l. 18. A] so their + l. 20. B] mad + l. 23. B] her? her? + l. 25. B _omits_] had + + p. #317#, l. 1. A] be sure + l. 30. B] heaven + + p. #319#, l. 21. _Omitted in_ B + l. 22. A] no jugling + l. 31. A] do most jest + + p. #320#, l. 6. B] she + + p. #321#, l. 29. B] Faith sweet + l. 38. B] thee + + p. #322#, l. 18. B _adds_] _Exit._ + l. 19. B] Wore + + p. #323#, l. 3. B] Y'cannot + l. 25. A _and_ B] me? + + p. #324#, l. 2. B _omits_] to + + p. #325#, l. 3. B] _hed_ + l. 10. A] your towne + + p. #327#, l. 11. B] will + l. 38. B] Heaven + + p. #328#, l. 3. B] I'll + + p. #329#, l. 2. B] better + l. 6. B] ventures + l. 12. A] excepted, ever + l. 31. A] an humour + + p. #331#, l. 7. B] tell thee + l. 12. B _omits_] and + l. 20. A] hang + l. 26. B] Heaven + l. 30. A] I am + + p. #337#, l. 14. B] are + l. 22. B] Heaven + + p. #338#, l. 29. A _omits_] Andrugio _and_ + l. 31. B _omits this line_ + l. 34. A] had in it a sap-house + + p. #340#, l. 30. B] if any + + p. #342#, l. 3. A] purpose + + p. #343#, l. 13. A _omits_] _Serv._ + + p. #344#, l. 5. A _omits_] I + + p. #345#, l. 29. A] world is + + p. #347#, l. 4. B] too + l. 15. B _omits_] thou + + p. #348#, l. 10. A] antowardst + l. 26. A] do + + p. #349#, l. 2. A] and pretious + + p. #350#, l. 5. A] a gods + l. 11. A] a tipling ... an' + l. 12. B] please + l. 15. B _omits_] night? + l. 33. B] Heavens + + p. #351#, l. 21. B] now + l. 40. A] thou art + + p. #352#, l. 33. B] impotunate + + p. #353#, l. 3. A] _Exeunt._ + l. 7. A] How injuringly + l. 10. A] shalt + l. 19. B] work withal + l. 20. A] goe too + + p. #354#, l. 13. B] We'll + l. 24. B] should + l. 33. B _omits_] Jesse + + p. #355#, l. 10. B] _Nay._ + l. 14. A _omits_] have + l. 33. B] Genlewoman + + p. #356#, l. 18. B _omits_] me + l. 32. B _omits_] Faith + l. 39. B] blessing on + + p. #357#, l. 1. B] awkeward + l. 3. B] I answer + l. 10. ? visit yon + l. 21. B] dispach'd + + p. #358#, l. 1. B] _Antouio_ + l. 6. A] beshrow + l. 19. B _omits_] a + l. 38. B] and and + + p. #359#, l. 21. A _omits_] I + l. 32. A _and_ B] Pigeons? + + p. #361#, l. 3. A] lov'd? so all + + p. #362#, l. 4. B _omits_] you + + p. #363#, l. 9. A] read an I + l. 32. A _omits_] a + + p. #364#, l. 32. B] for my + + p. #365#, l. 21. A _omits_] I + + p. #366#, l. 3. A] a meere + l. 35. A] no Inches + + p. #368#, l. 18. B] goodbwy + l. 19. B] oou + l. 25. B] come come + l. 26. A] yes body + l. 32. B] her her + + p. #369#, l. 4. A] with you + l. 12. A] too mocke me to, + l. 14. B] heaven + l. 31. A] carry now + + p. #370#, l. 4. B] you'll + l. 12. B] heavens + l. 27. B _omits_] tell + + p. #371#, l. 9. A] wot you what? + + p. #372#, l. 4. B] see + l. 9. A] paid, for you + l. 37. B] I + + p. #374#, l. 24. B] frivilous + l. 37. B] circmstances + + p. #375#, l. 26. B] kindess + + p. #376#, l. 37. B] heve + + p. #377#, l. 4. B _omits_] a + l. 30. B] rhe + + p. #378#, l. 9. A] The Epilogue + + + + END OF VOL. 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