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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Wayside Weeds + +Author: William Hodgson Ellis + +Release Date: January 21, 2011 [EBook #35033] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: UTF-8 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WAYSIDE WEEDS *** + + + + +Produced by Stephen Hutcheson, Brenda Lewis, Charlie Howard +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Canada Team at +http://www.pgdpcanada.net + + + + + + + + + + WAYSIDE WEEDS + + + + + _NOTE_ + + + _The verses in this volume + have been collected by a few of Dr. Ellis’s + friends, and in this form are presented to him by + them as a New Year’s gift_ + + 1 _January,_ 1914 + + + + + INTRODUCTION + + + BY + MAURICE HUTTON, LL.D., + _Principal of University College, Toronto_ + + + + + W. H. E. + + + There is a Heav’n: at least on earth below: + It is where scholars read and thinkers brood: + For crowns and halos volumes in a row + For angels’ wings it has its gown and hood. + + In that seraphic choir see Ellis sit! + With that Elys-ian light his numbers glow: + The scholar’s seriousness, the scholar’s wit, + Twin spirits in alternate ebb and flow.[1] + + Studious and silent he has read life’s page, + Scholar and chemist he sees part and whole; + Teaching and thought let loose his noble rage + And stir the genial current of his soul. + + His golden rod absorbs our meaner staves + As Aaron’s rod the rods of Phara-oh, + Or as New Brunswick’s river-name outbraves[2] + The pious Jordan of Ontario. + + His May-blossoms relieve our strenuous May, + Our evening smoke curls bluer as we read, + The earliest pipe of half-awakened day + Draws a new fragrance from his choicer weed. + + His artless puff-balls have a tale to tell, + His Flora opens treasures new and old, + His way-side weeds have been our asphodel[3] + His “dandy lines” become our “harmless gold.”[4] + + +[1]Plato (sixth letter—323 c.) speaks of Elysian or Ellis-i-an scholars + “Swearing with scholarly seriousness and with that playfulness which + is seriousness’ twin sister.” Thompson’s _Gorgias_, 41. + +[2]See “Weed,” p. 37. + +[3]See “Weed,” p. 43. + +[4]See Lowell on “Dandelions”:— + + “Fringing the dusty road with harmless gold.” + + + + + SOME ELUCIDATIONS OF THE INTRODUCTION BY THE EDITORS + + + Lines + + 1. So also, + + “. . . amidst the fairest flowers + Of the blest isles, Elysium’s blooming bowers.” + + Greek inscription on a marble at Rome. Neaves, _Greek Anthology_, + _Edin._, 1874, p. 62 (“blooming,” vulgarism, meaning weedy.) + + 2. Cf. _Ezekiel_, xxxvii. 1, 2. + + 3. Academic “crowns and halos” (cf. Seneca, _Naturales Questiones_, + 1, 2, 1 and 3) must needs, for obvious reasons, be made of + paper. Notice also the subtle suggestion that Dr. Ellis is + _laurea donandus Apollinari_, worthy of the laurel (crown) of + Apollo. (Horace, _Carminum_, iv. 2, 9.) + + 4. Why should “the gown and hood” be required “for angels’ wings”? To + clothe them withal, of course. The draping of angels with wings + and the attachment of wings to the structure of the back of the + human figure have presented problems to artists in all ages. + The best solution is undoubtedly to cover up the wings, and the + gown with its hood is the only appropriate garment. (Cf. + Carpenter, Edward, “Angels’ Wings,” . . . London, 1898, pp. + 25-40, in which the anatomical and sartorial difficulties are + fully discussed.) + + 8. Principal Hutton and Dr. Ellis present the phenomenon of + ὁµοβλαστής sprouting (or swearing) together. Cf. Theophrastus, + “On the Causes of Plants,” v, 5, 4. + + 10. In other words, Dr. Ellis is at once πολῠπαίπᾰλος, exceeding + crafty (_i.e._ master of many crafts, including angling). Cf. + Homer, _Odyssey_, 15, 419, 11. and πολῠπᾰθής, subject to many + passions. Cf. Plutarch, _Moralia_, 171. + + 11-12. A subtle hint of ἐλᾰσί-βροντα, thunder hurling (cf. Pindar, + _Fragments_, 108), or ἑλλίσσω βωµόν, to dance round about it + (whatever it may be). Cf. Callimachus, _Del._ 321. + + 13. Clearly referring to “_praedam calamo tremente ducit_,” he draws + in his prey with a rod. Martial, 4, 30, 9. Cf. _infra_, “Weed” + p. 31. + + 16. “The pious Jordan” is evidently a bull, referring to the cult of + the river-god. It reflects _tauriformis Aufidus_, the + bull-formed Aufidus, the river upon which Horace was born + (Horace, _Carminum_, iv. 14, 25). We also have our Afidus or + Jordan, upon whose banks our own Horace lives. + + 17-20. An ingenious reference to the University final examinations in + May, when candidates write all day and the examiner reads and + smokes till dawn. Having subjected his victims to freshly + devised tortures (_novo quaestiones genere distorsit_ + Suetonius, _Dom._ 10), he broods over their miseries and their + papers—ἐλεᾶς ἀνέλεος—an owl without pity. + + 23-24. Or, in the language of the angler, his ἐπανθρᾰκίδες have been + our ἐπανθισμός; his weeds have given us the motive for the + design on the back of this book. + + + J. M. + J. J. M. + + + + + CONTENTS + + + PAGE + Little White Crow 1 + Consider the Lilies of the Field 18 + The Skunk Cabbage 21 + The Wanderer’s Song 25 + The Cowdung Fly 27 + The Song of the Bass 31 + Maskinongewagaming 33 + Magaguadavic and Digdeguash 37 + Rhona Adair 40 + The Duffer’s Elegy 42 + When Potter Played 45 + Colonial Preference 47 + The Lyric League 51 + Psychology 53 + The Bal Poudré 55 + Wisdom and Fancy 56 + Persicos Odi 57 + The Iceberg 58 + Horace I., i 60 + When You and I were Young, Adam 63 + As a Watch in the Night 68 + To R. R. W. 70 + + + + + Christmas 1913 Toronto + + _To those good friends in whose indulgent eyes + they seemed worth collecting and preserving; + And to the beloved memory of some + who once trod with me the Highways and Byways + where they were gathered; + I offer this handful of + Wayside Weeds._ + + + + + Little White Crow + (A LEGEND OF ST. ANNE) + + + + + Part I. + + + Little White Crow was an Algonkin, + And he lived on the Isle of Chips; + His legs were long, and his flanks were thin, + He had high cheek-bones, and a strong square chin, + Jet black was his hair, dark red was his skin, + And white were his teeth, when a joyful grin + At the sound of the war-whoop’s hideous din + Parted his silent lips. + + Three eagles’ feathers adorned his head, + Well greased was his snaky hair; + His face was daubed with black and with red, + No trousers he wore, but fringed leggings instead, + And moccasins ’broidered with quills for thread. + Very proud was his look, very stately his tread, + And of this he was fully aware. + + Little White Crow had a sharp _couteau_, + A carbine, and powder and shot: + And the scalps of the braves whom he’d sent below + Hung at his girdle, a goodly row. + He’d a med’cine bag where he was wont to stow + Charms against famine and fever and foe: + And over his shoulders he used to throw + A beaver-skin robe on occasions of show: + Oh, a very fine fellow was Little White Crow! + If you’re curious to learn why they christened him so + The Indian Department might possibly know + Ask Deputy Minister Scott. + + Father Le Cocq was a priest from Quebec, + Rather spindle of shank, rather scraggy of neck; + He’d a stoop in the shoulder, was yellow of skin, + With closely cut hair, and a smooth shaven chin, + He had very black eyes, and a rather red nose; + Wore shoes with steel buckles and very square toes, + A big shovel hat, a black cassock and bands, + And a rosary seldom was out of his hands. + + But Loyola never, and nowhere than he + Had a loyaller or a more staunch devotee; + And none carried further the Jesuit virtue, + Viz.:—“Do as you’re bid, and don’t cry if it hurt you!” + Though gentle by nature and fond of his ease, + He would work like a slave his Superior to please; + He would shrink from no danger, pain, toil or disgrace, + Or would swear wrong was right until black in the face! + As wise as a serpent, as firm as a rock, + Yet as meek as a dove was good Father Le Cocq. + + With bell, book and candle the priest had been sent + To Ottawa’s banks, with the pious intent + To find, if he could, after diligent search, + A few stray, red sheep for the fold of the church; + And there in a cabin of poles and of bark, + He sang hymns and said masses from daylight to dark. + It happened one day that good Father Le Cocq + Had been visiting some of the lambs of his flock, + And homeward returning, his pious task done, + Was paddling along at the set of the sun. + Now a man may be virtuous, learned, austere, + In religion devout, and in morals severe, + Yet,—true as it’s strange, and sad as it’s true,— + _Not_ able to manage a birch bark canoe! + So now,—at the paddle by no means a dab,— + He caught what is vulgarly known as a “crab”: + His balance he lost, the canoe was upset, + And Father Le Cocq tumbled into the wet! + Poor Father Le Cocq! any chance looker-on + Would have fancied for certain, his usefulness gone. + And, indeed, the priest’s chance was uncommonly slim, + The current ran fast, not a stroke could he swim, + And he thought all was over in this world for him. + But, thanks to St. Francis, St. Anne, St. Ignatius, + Or some saintly personage equally gracious, + It happened that not fifty paces below, + Behind a big boulder sat Little White Crow. + He was fishing for trout, and I wish I could catch, + In these days of saw-mills another such batch! + The rock, as I’ve said, hid the priest from his view, + But he heard a great splash, and he saw a canoe + Float down bottom upwards, while close behind that + Swam jauntily after,—a big shovel hat. + No moment to ponder paused Little White Crow: + He sprang from the bank like a shaft from a bow; + He could swim like a mallard and dive like a loon, + But he reached the poor priest not a moment too soon; + Caught hold of his cassock and collared him fast, + Just while he was sinking the third time and last; + Then reaching the shore, dragged the poor Father out, + As you’d land a remarkably overgrown trout! + + It’s needless to mention that Little White Crow + Did not know, and could not be expected to know, + Doctor Marshall Hall’s method, so justly renowned, + For restoring to life the apparently drowned; + But he worked in his own way with such a good will, + He rubbed and he chafed with such zeal and such skill + That the priest after heaving some very deep sighs, + First yawned, and then groaned, and then opened his eyes. + Little Crow’s simple means as completely succeeded, + As ever the treatment of any M.D. did. + (Where credit is due I’m determined to give it) + And the priest before long was as right as a trivet. + + “My friend and preserver, you very well know,” + Thus the Father the red-skin addressed, + “That of gold and of silver I’ve none to bestow, + In return for the life that to you I must owe”; + (Here he drew a silk bag from his breast)— + “But one precious treasure I beg you’ll accept.” + (And here, overcome by emotion, he wept.) + Then he took a small object from out of the bag, + Which he carefully wiped with a small piece of rag. + A moment he tenderly gazed on it,—then + He kissed it with fervour again and again, + One last lingering look of affection,—and so + He handed it over to Little White Crow. + + With stately politeness the Indian received + The treasure so prized, and at once he perceived, + (With some disappointment, to tell you the truth,) + _A badly decayed, rather large, double tooth_! + + “In your estimation, I very much fear,” + Thus gravely the Father began, + “Devoid of all value my gift will appear; + But when you have heard me its worth will be clear: + ’Tis a relic of Holy Saint Anne! + To tell half its virtues all night would require: + ’Tis an excellent cure for the vapours; + ’Twill heal any dropsy, no matter how dire, + Put out the last spark of Saint Anthony’s fire, + And stop all Saint Vitus’s capers! + The twinges of toothache, so hard to endure, + The quinsy, the gout and the spleen, + The scurvy, the jaundice, all these it will cure; + While to break up an ague you’ll find it more sure— + And a great deal more cheap,—than quinine. + + “In short, there is nothing need cause you alarm + So long as this relic you wear; + You’ll find it indeed an infallible charm + Against every conceivable species of harm + To which poor humanity’s heir.” + + He ceased, the red-skin gravely smiled, + And gravely shook his head, + And then the simple forest child + Addressed the priest in accents mild, + And this is what he said: + + “My uncle thinks it’s easy to gull + Little White Crow, I ween; + Hollow and empty he deems his skull, + He fancies his wits are all gone dull,— + He’s wrong,—they’re _Al-gon-keen_!” + + He grinned, and without any further delay + Put the tooth in his med’cine bag safely away, + And then with a gesture more free than polite, + Clapped the priest on the shoulder and wished him, “good night.” + + + + + Part II. + + + A year and a day! A year and a day! + How the days and the weeks and the months roll away! + How little we know what of joy or of sorrow lies + Before us next year—but I’ve no time to moralize. + Well, a year and a day had elapsed as I’ve stated, + Since the incidents happened I lately related. + Little White Crow and a score of his friends + To further their own individual ends + (And those of their neighbours as well, I’ve no doubt), + Deep loaded with furs for Quebec had set out. + + They’d been rather more lucky than usual, I think, + In hunting the beaver, the bear and the mink; + And their spoils at Quebec they intended to trade + For the goods of the French, which long habit had made + If not indispensable still very handy,— + Knives, gunpowder, kettles, beads, bullets and brandy. + To keep to my story: our friends on this day + Down the river were calmly pursuing their way, + When Little White Crow in the foremost canoe + Was startled to hear a wild hullabaloo. + He sprang to his feet, and he shaded his eyes, + Then cried in a voice of alarm and surprise— + (We all use strong words when things happen to plague us), + “Oh bother it! here are those bless’d Onondagas!” + He said; and with yells of defiance the crews + Paddled quickly ashore and pulled up their canoes. + + Oh! pleasant it is through the forest to stray + In the gladsome month of June; + To list to the scream of the merry blue jay, + And the chirp of the squirrel so blithe and gay, + And the sigh of the soft south winds that play + In the top of the pine trees tall and grey + A sweet regretful tune. + + And pleasant it is o’er a forest lake + Through the cool white mists to glide, + Ere the bright warm day is half awake, + When the trout the glassy surface break, + And the doe comes down her thirst to slake, + With her dappled fawn by her side. + + Where the loon’s loud laugh rings wild and clear, + Where the black duck rears her brood; + Where the tall blue heron with mien austere, + Poised on one leg at the marge of the mere, + Muses in solitude. + + Yes, sweet and fair are the forest glades, + Where the world’s rude clamours cease; + Where no harsh, workaday sound invades + The Sabbath rest of the solemn shades; + A Paradise of peace! + + But oh! it’s a different thing when one knows, + That each bush is an ambush concealing one’s foes; + When the sweet flowers are choked by the sulphurous breath + Of the musket whose mouth is the portal of death; + When instead of the song of the frolicsome bird, + Shots, shrieks, yells and curses alone can be heard; + Then the streamlet’s sweet tinkle seems changed to a knell, + And the forest’s deep gloom to the blackness of hell! + + Little White Crow, at the close of the day, + With a handful of comrades was standing at bay; + Things had gone with them badly, they were but a score + And the enemy numbered a hundred or more. + Now flushed with success and of victory sure, + The Iroquois, thinking their triumph secure, + Were preparing to deal one last finishing blow + To annihilate utterly Little White Crow! + Poor Little White Crow! though a “fisher of men,” + He hardly looked like an apostle just then; + He’d been dodging all day behind rock, bush and tree, + A cunning old fox in a scrimmage was he. + But numbers will tell in the long run, and now, + With hate in his heart and revenge on his brow, + With his knife in his teeth and his gun in his hand, + As he urged on his comrades to make one last stand, + Though his bullets were spent and their arrows all gone— + He looked more like Old Nick, I’m afraid, than Saint John! + + Little White Crow had poured into his gun + His last charge of powder, but bullets he’d none; + He searched in his shot pouch again and again, + He begged of his comrades, but begged all in vain; + Among the whole party in fact there was not + So much as one pellet of No. 6 shot. + He was just giving up the whole job in disgust + When his hand in his med’cine bag chancing to thrust, + As Fortune would have it his fingers he ran + Against the back tooth of the blessed Saint Anne! + Little White Crow gave a terrible shout, + The tooth in a trice from the bag he whipped out, + Dropped it into his musket, and yelling still louder, + He rammed it well home on the top of the powder. + But here come the foe! From rocks, bushes and trees + They start like a swarm of exasperate bees; + A capital simile that is in any case, + To describe an assault of Oneidas or Senecas: + And one, as it happens, remarkably apt in + This particular case, for the Iroquois Captain + Was a chief called Big Hornet,—a beggar to fight, + Who measured six feet and some inches in height. + ’Twas he gave the signal to make the attack, + ’Twas he led the rush of the bloodthirsty pack, + And ’twas he, as he charged in the front of the foe, + Attracted the notice of Little White Crow. + Little White Crow brought his gun to his shoulder, + And rested the barrel on top of a boulder, + Singled out the Big Hornet’s conspicuous figure, + Drew a bead on his forehead,—and then pulled the trigger. + + “Click” went the flint lock, and the musket went “bang,” + The forest around with the loud echo rang, + The gun burst to atoms, so great was the shock, + And vanished entirely, lock, barrel and stock: + While wholly uninjured, incredible though, + It seems, I acknowledge, was Little White Crow. + + But the Iroquois Chief gave a horrible yell, + He threw up his arms and then backward he fell; + He sprang to his feet and fell backward again, + He rolled, and he writhed, and he wriggled with pain. + His friends gathered round him and started aghast, + At seeing a _tooth_ to his nose sticking fast. + + “Away,” they cried, smitten with panic, “away! + Let us fly to the distant hills! + The Devil is fighting against us to-day, + Our foemen are shedding their teeth as they say + That the porcupine sheds its quills!” + + And shaking with terror away they all ran, + Big Hornet, as usual, leading the van, + While astride on his nose sat the tooth of Saint Anne! + + + + + Part III. + + + In the Iroquois towns very deep was the grief, + When they heard of the pitiful plight of their chief; + There wasn’t a woman in all the Five Nations, + Who didn’t indulge in prolonged lamentations. + They tried to relieve him, but tried all in vain, + The tenderest touch produced exquisite pain: + The med’cine men tried incantations and sorceries, + And yet, though their magic as strong as a hawser is, + The tooth wouldn’t budge for the best of the lot; + The more they incanted the tighter it got. + + A Dutchman from Albany came to their aid, + Who had once been a student of medicine at Leyden; + He practised in vain each resource of his trade, + And swore that the tooth by the foul fiend was made, + While its carious cavity was, so he said, + A hole for the Devil to hide in. + + Big Hornet meanwhile grew haggard and grey, + With grief and chagrin he was wasting away; + His friends found their efforts all powerless to save + Their chief in his rapid descent to the grave; + There was nobody able to set the tooth free, + It clung like a little Old Man of the Sea! + + It happened one day there was brought to the town + A captive French priest in a shabby black gown; + He had very black eyes and a rather red nose, + Wore shoes with steel buckles, and very square toes; + He’d a stoop in the shoulder, was yellow of skin, + And a week’s growth of bristles disfigured his chin. + Alas and alack! it was Father Le Cocq: + The Iroquois wolves had both harried the flock + And kidnapped the shepherd—now doomed to be fried as + Soon as it suited the heathen Oneidas! + + Now, just as a drowning man grabs at a straw, + His aid was besought by the favourite squaw + Of the sick man—no doubt at some saint’s kind suggestion + To specify which is quite out of the question. + “O Frenchman, remove the excrescence that grows + So horribly tight on the bridge of his nose, + And home to your friends you shall safely return + Instead of remaining among us to burn!” + Thus urged, the good Jesuit followed the squaw; + But oh! his bewilderment, wonder and awe, + No tongue can describe, and no pencil can paint, + When lifting his hands in amazement he saw + On the nose of the red-skin the tooth of the saint. + + But Father Le Cocq wasn’t long at a loss; + He made on the relic the sign of the cross, + When, wondrous to hear and amazing to tell, + The tooth from the nose incontinent fell. + And the chief, from that moment, began to get well! + + My story is told. There’s no more to relate. + The Iroquois sent back the Father in state; + They feasted him daily as long as he’d tarry, + Then gave him more furs than he knew how to carry, + And safe in his bosom, thrice fortunate man, + He bore the back tooth of the blessed Saint Anne! + + As for Little White Crow from that day to the end + Of his life he was known as the “Frenchman’s best friend”; + A friend of French missions he called himself, and he + Without any doubt was a friend of French brandy. + At the close of a well spent career the old man had a + Collection of scalps quite unequalled in Canada: + But never again did he venture to sneer + At the bones of the saints, looked they never so queer. + He often would say that his good luck began, + On the day he received the back tooth of Saint Anne; + And for all his successes he piously thanked it. He + Died full of years in the odour of sanctity. + +1878. + + + + + Consider the Lilies of the Field[5] + + + O weary child of toil and care, + Trembling at every cloud that lowers, + Come and behold how passing fair + Thy God hath made the flowers. + + From every hillside’s sunny slope, + From every forest’s leafy shade + The flowers, sweet messengers of hope, + Bid thee “Be not afraid.” + + The windflower blooms in yonder bower + All heedless of to-morrow’s storm, + Nor trembles for the coming shower + The lily’s stately form. + + No busy shuttle plied to deck + With sunset tints the blushing rose, + And little does the harebell reck + Of toil and all its woes. + + The water-lily, pure and white, + Floats idle on the summer stream, + Seeming almost too fair and bright + For aught but Poet’s dream. + + The gorgeous tulip, though arrayed + In gold and gems, knows naught of care, + The violet in the mossy glade + Of labour has no share. + + They toil not—yet the lily’s dyes + Phœnicean fabrics far surpass, + Nor India’s rarest gem out-vies + The little blue-eyed grass. + + For God’s own hand hath clothed the flowers + With fairy form and rainbow hue, + Hath nurtured them with summer showers + And watered them with dew. + + To-day, a thousand blossoms fair, + From sunny slope and sheltered glade, + With grateful incense fill the air— + To-morrow they shall fade. + + But thou shalt live when sinks in night + Yon glorious sun, and shall not He + Who hath the flowers so richly dight, + Much rather care for thee? + + O, faithless murmurer, thou may’st read + A lesson in the lowly sod, + Heaven will supply thine utmost need, + Fear not, but trust in God. + +1865. + + +[5]Awarded the prize for English verse in the University of Toronto in + 1865. + + + + + The Skunk Cabbage + + +“Along the oozing margins of swampy streams, where Spring seems to detach +the sluggish ice from the softening mud, the Skunk Cabbage is boldly +announcing nature’s revival. Handsome, vigorous and strong, richly +coloured in purple, with delicate . . . markings of yellow, it rises . . +. a pointed bulb-like flower, as large as a lemon. . . . Even its devoted +admirers, who seek it as the earliest of all the awakening flowers, feel +constrained to apologise for the odour it exhales.”—S. T. Wood, in _The +Globe_. + + The soft south wind hath kissed the earth + That long a widowed bride hath been; + And she begins in tearful mirth, + To weave herself a robe of green. + The budding spray + On maples grey + Proclaims the quick approaching spring; + And brooks their new-found freedom sing. + + Green is the moss in yonder glade + On cedars old that loves to grow; + And, underneath the pine tree’s shade, + The wintergreen peeps through the snow. + The fields no more + With frost are hoar; + But not a flower doth yet appear + In glade or wood or meadow sere. + + The earth within her sheltering breast + The pale hepatica doth hide; + The bloodroot and wake-robin rest + In quiet slumber side by side; + The violet + Is sleeping yet; + And still the sweet spring-beauty lies + Beyond the reach of longing eyes. + + But look! beside the silent stream, + Beneath the alders brown and bare, + What is it shines with purple gleam + ’Mid withered leaves that moulder there? + I know thee well, + But may not tell + Thy name. Yet I rejoice to meet thee, + And from my heart, old friend, I greet thee! + + The lily hangs her dainty head + To hear her charms so loudly sung; + The rose doth blush a deeper red + To know her praise on every tongue. + But no kind word + Is ever heard + Of thee: The poets all reject thee, + The vulgar scorn thee or neglect thee. + + And yet I love thee. Thou dost bring + To me a thousand visions bright + Of joyous birds that soon will sing + Among the hawthorn blossoms white; + Of happy hours + ’Mid dewy flowers; + The hum of bees; the silvery gleams + Of leaping trout in amber streams. + + Soon as the snows of winter yield + To April sun and April floods, + Retiring from the open field + To strongholds in the thickest woods, + Then like a scout, + Dost thou peep out, + And cheerily lift up thy head + To tell the flowers the foe has fled. + + O thou that comest our hearts to cheer, + The first of all the flowers of spring, + Brave herald of the opening year, + Accept the tribute that I bring, + When now once more, + The winter o’er, + Thy honest face has greeted us, + O Symplocarpus fœtidus![6] + +1904. + + +[6]The fickle botanists have changed the generic name of the Skunk + Cabbage to Spathyema. For reasons which will be obvious to the + intelligent reader, the author prefers to retain the older + designation. + + + + + The Wanderer’s Song + + + We have left far behind us the dwellings of men, + We have traversed the forest, the lake and the fen, + From island to island like sea birds we roam, + The waves are our path, and the world is our home. + Juvallera, Juvallera, Juvallera, lera, lera! + Juvallera, Juvallera, Juvallera, lera, lera! + + On the lone rugged rocks a rich table we spread, + The balsam and hemlock afford us a bed; + While the gleam of our camp fire illumines the sky, + And the murmuring pines sing a soft lullaby. + Juvallera, etc. + + When the orient hues of the dawning of day + Emblazon the clouds and smile back from the bay, + We spring from our couch like the stag from his lair, + And drink in new life with the free morning air. + Juvallera, etc. + + Then we launch our light bark on the silvery lake, + That dimples and breaks into smiles in our wake; + While we sweeten our toil with a tale or a song, + Or rest while the winds waft us bravely along. + Juvallera, etc. + + At night when the deer to the thicket has fled, + And the scream of the night hawk is heard overhead, + We startle with laughter the wilderness dim, + Or the forests resound with our evening hymn. + Juvallera, etc. + + Then Hurrah for the north, with its woods and its hills; + Hurrah for its rocks, and its lakes and its rills! + And long may its forests be lovely as now, + Untouched by the axe, and unscathed by the plow! + Juvallera, etc. + +1870. + + + + + The Cowdung Fly + + + Of all the flies that ever I see + The Cowdung Fly is the fly for me + In cloud or shine, in wet or dry + You can’t find the beat of the Cowdung Fly! + So early in the morning or when the sun is sinking, + So early in the morning or any time of day. + + The salmon fly shines in purple and gold + Brighter than Solomon shone of old + But give me the finest that money can buy + And I’ll give it you back for the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + A cute little chap is the silver trout + When the wind is still and the sun shines out! + No maiden so coy and no widow so sly + But he’ll jump like a shot at the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + A tough old cuss is the big black bass + It’s a mighty hard job to bring him to grass + But it makes no odds how hard he may try + He can’t resist the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + There’s many a fly of old renown + Green Drake, Red Spinner and little March Brown, + Coachman, Professor, but Oh my eye! + They ain’t a patch on the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + There are Hackles black and Hackles white + Good by day and good by night + Hackles brown and Hackles red + But the Cowdung Fly is away ahead! + So early, &c. + + There’s the little black gnat when the sun shines bright + And the big white moth for the cool twilight + But of all the bugs in earth and sky + I’ll bet my boots on the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + Then anglers all you can’t go wrong + If you’ve plenty of Cowdung Flies along + You never will want for fish to fry + If your book’s well stocked with the Cowdung Fly! + + + + + Song of the Bass + + + Over the waters, merrily dancing, + Softly glides our light canoe, + While the phantom mirror glancing, + Shines alternate white and blue. + + _Chorus._ + + Never can tell when the bass is a-coming, + Never can tell when he’s going to bite; + First thing you know your reel will be humming, + Strike him quickly and hold him tight. + + Past the maples, red and yellow, + Crimson oak and purple ash— + Gosh! you’ve hooked a monstrous fellow! + Golly! don’t you hear him splash? + + Hold him lightly, reel him slowly + If you wish your fish to save; + Nothing’s gained by hurry—Holy + Moses! what a jump he gave. + + Lower your rod; now take the slack up— + Thank your stars you’ve got him yet! + Now he sticks his thorny back up— + Now you’ve got him in the net! + + In the basket, wrapped in fern, he’ll + Lie in state in scaly grace; + In the pan, when we return, he’ll + Find a warmer resting place. + + Let him fry in crumbs and butter— + Hear the appetizing fizz! + No weak words that I could utter + Can describe how good he is. + + Serve him with a slice of bacon, + Quickly to the banquet come, + And unless I’m much mistaken + Your remark will be “yum, yum!” + + + + + Never can tell when the Bass is a-comin’ + + +Words: Drs. Ellis & Spencer. Music: Adapted. + +_Allegro piscatore: con brio._ + + + + + Maskinongewagaming[7] + + + Would you slay the Maskinongé + In the fastness where he lurks? + Leave a card _pour prendre congé_ + On the town and all its works. + + Leave the tram-car’s jarring jangle + For the silent bark canoe; + For the forest’s leafy tangle, + Bid the dusty streets adieu. + + As befits her slender tonnage, + In our tiny craft we stow + Cunningly our modest dunnage— + Shove her off, away we go! + + Joy once more to grasp the paddle! + Farewell worry, doubt and gloom. + Care, who clings behind the saddle, + Finds in our canoe no room. + + Off we go! The lake before us + Stretches far and stretches fair; + Forest scents are wafted o’er us; + Forest voices fill the air. + + Paddling past the pebbly beaches + Where the ancient cedar grows; + Toiling in the open reaches + When the stiff nor’wester blows. + + Winding down the silent river + Where the scarlet maples blaze, + And the pallid aspens quiver + Through the warm September days; + + Past the oily eddies sweeping + Where the hidden boulder lies; + Down the rapid gaily leaping + Where the spray about us flies. + + Poling through the gravelly shallows, + Floating ’neath the alder’s shade, + Where the moose at noon-tide wallows, + And the beaver plies his trade; + + Shoving through the rustling sedges, + Battling with the autumn gale; + Lifting over rocky ledges, + Sweating on the portage trail— + + On we go, with steadfast faces, + Till at last with gladdened eyes, + We behold the secret places + Where the Maskinongé lies. + + Shall we find him in the rushes? + Where the waterlilies grow? + Where the roaring torrent gushes? + In the foam-flecked pool below? + + Fierce and cunning, bold and cruel, + Is the Maskinongé grim, + Who shall dare him to a duel? + Who shall fight and conquer him? + * * * * + + Proudly with his spoil returning, + We with shouts the victor greet; + By the camp-fire brightly burning, + He shall have the warmest seat. + + Is he hungry? Pile the platter; + Thirsty? Join the gay carouse; + Weary with his toil? What matter? + Heap his bed with balsam boughs. + + Fill his pipe with rare Virginian, + Cheer him till the echoes ring, + Monarch of his new dominion, + Maskinongewagaming. + +1904. + + +[7]The place where the Maskinongé dwells. In the vulgar tongue “Lunge + Lake.” + + + + + Magaguadavic[8] and Digdeguash + + +“Are not Abana and Pharpar rivers of Damascus better than all the waters +of Israel?” + + Let each man praise the river + That’s dearest to his heart, + The Rhine, the Guadalquivir, + The Danube or the Dart. + Let others sing the Tavy, + The Tweed, the Wye, the Lea, + Give me the Magaguadavic, + The Digdeguash for me. + + Some men choose lakes for fishing— + Ceceebe or Couchiching, + Namabinagashishing, + Kenongewagaming. + I’ll take my affidavy + That what they say is bosh; + Give me the Magaguadavic, + Give me the Digdeguash! + + Beneath the shady willow + Cast cunningly your flies, + His wake a widening billow; + Behold the monster rise! + No dreadnought in the navy + Could make so big a splosh; + You’d hear at Magaguadavic + The trout of Digdeguash! + + Behind the purple spruces + The golden sunset dies, + As each his pipe produces + And puts away his flies. + The basket’s full, the slavey + To-morrow morn shall wash + The spoils of Magaguadavic, + The loot of Digdeguash! + + And when upon the table + They come to lie in state, + Hardly shall we be able + A decent grace to wait. + They need no sauce nor gravy, + For none can beat, by gosh! + The trout of Magaguadavic, + But those of Digdeguash! + + O restless Bay of Fundy, + O mist and fog and rain, + Hope whispers I may one day + Behold you yet again. + How gladly would I brave ye, + Nor ask a mackintosh, + To see the Magaguadavic, + To fish the Digdeguash. + + Callirrhoe’s fair daughters + Have fled their ancient grots; + The voice of many waters + Turns shrieking into watts. + But spare, oh! spare, I crave ye, + Amid the general squash, + The falls of Magaguadavic, + The rips of Digdeguash! + +1910. + + +[8]Pronounced Mackadavy. + + + + + Rhona Adair + + + How dull these links to me! + Rhona’s not there, + She whom I long to see, + Rhona Adair! + Who has a swing so true? + Who such a follow through? + Who, who can putt like you, + Rhona Adair? + + Who drives her ball so far, + Far through the air + Swift as a shooting star? + Rhona Adair. + Who hits her ball so clean, + Landing, whate’er’s between + Dead on the putting green? + Rhona Adair! + + Whose strokes, of all who strike + With hers compare? + Who has a waggle like + Rhona Adair? + Of all the girls I’ve seen + Playing across the green + You, Rhona, are the Queen! + Rhona Adair! + + + + + The Duffer’s Elegy + + + “Oh! put me on your waiting list + I’ll be a golfer if I may + And learn the joys too long I’ve missed + Before I get too old to play!” + + They gave him on the list a place + And year by year they let him wait, + For golfers are a long-lived race + And very seldom emigrate. + + When, after many weary years, + He reached the top his sponsor said, + “The friend (excuse these natural tears) + Whom I proposed has long been dead.” + + And when at last in Charon’s wherry, + It was the sponsor’s turn to stand + His friend came down to meet the ferry + A phantom niblick in his hand. + + “Welcome to Hades,” thus the shade + In hollow-sounding accents spoke + Then spied a puff-ball and essayed + To loft it, but he muffed his stroke. + + “Permit me, pray, to be your guide + Until you’ve learnt your way about + Our golf course is our greatest pride + Old Colonel Bogey laid it out. + + “Some people say Avernus stinks + And Acheron smells like a sewer + But Fernhill golfers like our links + They find the air so fresh and pure. + + “Cocytus, Styx and Phlegethon + As hazards serve extremely well, + In this particular alone, + The Lambton links are just like Hell. + + “The asphodel wants cutting sadly, + The lies are wretched, more’s the pity + But everything is managed badly + By that infernal Green Committee. + + “Come, lay aside your shroud and pall + And play a friendly round with me.” + (A Dead Sea apple was the ball, + A pinch of church-yard dust, the tee.) + + He took the club of cypress wood + And smote what seemed a mighty blow, + But, though the aim was true and good + The ball remained in _statu quo_. + + “Alack and well-a-day,” he cried, + “A duffer must I ever be, + A duffer I have lived and died + A duffer through Eternity.” + +1905. + + + + + When Potter Played + + + When Potter played in front of me + The other day upon the links, + The mist rolled landward from the sea + (The sleepy Caddie yawns and blinks), + We watched him waggle at the tee + And curl his body into kinks, + When Potter played in front of me + The other day upon the links. + + We watched him make the divots flee + And dribble o’er the bunker’s brinks, + The dewdrops sparkled on the lea, + The sun shone through the fog bank’s chinks. + My partner, hopeful, said to me + “He’ll lose, and let us through methinks!” + When Potter played in front of me + The other day upon the links. + + The noonday sun looks down in glee + While Potter in the bunker swinks, + He plies the niblick merrily + While Caddie unto Caddie winks. + The crow on yonder tall fir tree + Looks down and caws at such high jinks, + When Potter played in front of me + The other day upon the links. + + The shadows fall on land and sea, + The sun to rest in splendour sinks, + And Potter crouched on hand and knee + Thinks out each putt, and thinks and thinks. + We all got home too late for tea! + My mind with grief and horror shrinks + From memory of the day when we + Played after Potter on the links. + +1910. + + + + + Colonial Preference + + + Macgregor, always spick and span, + Was quite the military man. + He never walked about the town + Arrayed in sober cap and gown, + But blazed in scarlet, gold and steel, + And clanked a sabre at his heel. + He took no pride in his degree, + In F.C.S. and F.I.C., + But wrote with joy akin to tears + C.D., Canadian Engineers! + Macgregor had been often sent + His country’s arms to represent, + To Chatham, Woolwich, Aldershot, + Or anywhere, it mattered not. + He always followed, never weary, + “Quo fas et gloria duxere.” + At length, because they thought him yearning + To represent his Country’s learning, + Toronto Universitee, + Knowing how ready he would be + Alike in “bello” and in “pace,” + Despatched him to the I.C.A.C. + He packed his trappings Academical, + And sailed to join the Congress Chemical, + Which met that year in London reeky, + To study “la chimie appliquée.” + Watching the vessel’s fall and rise, + ’Twas thus he did soliloquise— + “I may not wear my sword and spurs, + But one glad thought my bosom stirs, + ’Tis this that I shall surely be + Presented to His Majesty! + It may be when he sees my face + He will reward me with a place + With my deserts commensurate + The Secretary, say, of State + For War, or give me Chief Command + Of all his troops on sea and land!” + Arrived in town, his journey done, + He took a cab to Kensington, + Sir William Ramsay, honest man, + With kindly words to greet him ran. + “Put on,” he cried, “your cleanest shirt + And free your hands and face from dirt, + To-morrow you shall go with me + To meet His Gracious Majesty!” + When they alighted from the train + They met the Lord High Chamberlain + Who scanned each name with anxious care + Lest some who ought not should be there. + “Here’s Stinkemout from Buda Pesth, + And Sneezetoff, and all the rest, + Ezra P. Binks from Idaho, + But here’s a name I do not know + ‘Dr. Macgregor from Toronto,’ + That’s something that I’ve not got onto!” + Sir William cried “The College where + My friend Macgregor holds a chair + Is in Toronto, Canada.” + “Ah!” said the Chamberlain, “Ahah! + I’ve heard of Canada, of course, + But that’s another coloured horse. + Your friend, to say it gives me pain, + Will have to toddle back again! + The King, the invitation states, + Receives the Foreign Delegates. + Remove this person from the list + He’s nothing but a Colonist.” + A prophet, says the Holy Book, + Must not at home for honour look, + The greater here includes the lesser, + For “Prophet” therefore read “Professor.” + +1912. + + + + + The Lyric League[9] + + + We be seventy Lyric Poets, + All in the Fatherland, + Our verse is delightful, although its + Not easy to understand. + + We’re the flower and crown of the nation, + The crown and flower of the earth, + But we find our remuneration + Inadequate to our worth. + + We sing of “Sehnsucht” and “Trauer,” + “Die Liebe,” “Das Herz” and “Die Welt,” + But leider, we haven’t the power, + To sing from the public “Das Geld.” + + The plumbers have their Union, + Fast joined the joiners keep, + And sweep hold dark communion, + With sooty brother sweep. + + The motormen and switchmen, + The very firemen band, + Alone against the richmen, + The Poets helpless stand. + + A fig for the Philistine slander, + Let’s cut from all precedent loose, + What’s sauce for the bus-driving gander, + Is sauce for the quill-driving goose. + + We’ll found (because empty our purse is) + A Lyrische Dichterverein; + And we won’t write any more verses, + Under 50 pfennig a line.[10] + + +[9]“Seventy lyric poets in Germany have formed a trade’s union, and + agreed not to sell their verses for less than half a mark a + line.”—_Daily paper._ + +[10]The author encloses his name and address, not for publication, but in + order that the editor may know where to send the three dollars and + thirty-six cents—twenty-eight lines at twelve cents. + + + + + Psychology + + +Dr. Jaeger has propounded the theory that the Soul is an emanation +emitted by animals, and is the cause of the odour characteristic of each +species. Cf. in _Lives of the Saints_, “the odour of sanctity”; also +_supra_, page 17. + + What’s the Soul? throughout the ages + Mystery never yet unveiled + Prophets, poets, saints and sages + All have tried and all have failed. + + But at last we’ve got an answer + No vague dream or fancy vaguer + From a scientific man—Sir + Herr Professor Dr. Jaeger. + + Printed in his lucid pages + This is what he has to tell + Listen poets; listen sages; + That’s the Soul that makes the smell. + + Whoso takes his meat to season + Onions chopped or garlic whole + Shall enjoy a feast of reason + Followed by a flow of soul. + + + + + The Bal Poudré[11] + + + The Reverend Canon Dumoulin + Although he don’t object + To dancing in a room along + With company select + Can’t tolerate the _Bal Poudré_ + I am not surprised at all + For when there’s powder, cannons play + The mischief with a ball. + + +[11]While rector of St. James’s, Toronto, the late Canon Dumoulin + protested against the holding of a _bal poudré_ in aid of a local + charity. + + + + + Wisdom and Fancy + _From the German of_ A. G. Marius. + + + With weary steps as Wisdom trod + In Reason’s dusty way + Came Fancy with alluring nod + And beckoned him astray. + Laughing she snatched away his books, + And charmed him with her witching looks, + He could not say her nay. + + She shook her curls with childlike grace + And all his anger fled, + He looked into her sunny face + And followed where she led. + + And lo! his weariness was gone + Fresh vigour filled his soul + She led him up, she led him on + Till he had reached his goal. + + + + + Persicos odi + TO MY TOBACCONIST + + + I hate your imported Havannahs, + Your perfumed cheroots I decline; + His own special weakness each man has, + A pipe, I confess it, is mine. + + Why take from their elegant wrappers + Your gilded cork-tipped cigarettes, + Fit only for militant flappers + Or reckless R.M.C. cadets? + + What need for cigars to be pining + When smoking a briar or a clay; + In front of the fire I’m reclining, + And peacefully puffing away. + + + + + The Iceberg + + + We stood upon the deck and saw + Mid fog and mist the iceberg loom; + And while we gazed in wondering awe, + It vanished into mist and gloom. + + With various skill each tried to draw + What printed on his brain had been + The vision that he thought he saw + Or that he thought he should have seen. + + Some drew it flat, some drew it round + And some with many a tower and steeple + And when we shewed our work we found + As many bergs as there were people! + + Across each other’s paths we drift + Pale shadows on a misty sea. + The clouds but for a moment lift + Then naught is left but memory. + + If then at any distant day + Your thoughts should chance to turn to me + Draw me not as I am, I pray, + But as you think I ought to be. + + + + + Horace, Odes I. i.[12] + + + Colonel, Most worthy President, + Our Club’s chief stay and ornament, + One man who drives with dust and jar + A 40 h.p. motor car, + All other mortals counts but clods, + Himself a rival of the Gods. + The fickle crowd another woos + Him for a threefold term to choose. + A third will lie awake all night + If Manitoba wheat be light. + Not Rockefeller’s treasure chest + Could tempt the Farmer to invest + The savings of his life of toil + In shares of rubber or of oil. + The liner’s skipper when he steers, + The foghorn booming in his ears, + Through thousand dangers all unseen, + Sighs for the peaceful village green; + Yet fog nor ice nor foundered ships + Can stop him making record trips. + Some spurn not, when their throats are dry, + Long drinks of Irish or Old Rye, + Nor scorn to blow through moistened lips + Great clouds of smoke between the sips; + Others in such things find no charms, + And when the bugle calls to arms + Would banish from the tented green + (Bugbear of matrons) the Canteen. + The hunter leaves his tender spouse + For a rude bed of hemlock boughs, + Content to bag a head or two + Of bearded moose or caribou. + But give me rather, if you please, + A score-card full of 4’s and 3’s. + The bunker cleared, the putt gone done, + And, of all joys the flower and crown, + The well-hit tee-shot’s graceful flight + When everything has gone just right! + Alas! Fate holds for me in store + No chances of a bogey score. + I must send in till I am sick + Cards that defy arithmetic; + Nay, Haply, the Etobicoke + May add to every hole a stroke, + Yet, Colonel, if your grace awards + Some place among the minor bards, + Who sing the Game to me—Ah, then, + I am the happiest of men! + If me from this no fate debars + Then my swelled head shall strike the stars. + + +[12]Read at the Farewell Dinner at the Old Toronto Golf Club House, + October 19th, 1912, Col. G. A. Sweny, the President of the Club, in + the Chair. + + + + + When You and I were Young[13] + + + When you and I were babes, Adam, + In good Prince Albert’s time, + The word went forth that war should cease, + Commerce should link all lands, and Peace + Should dwell in every clime. + + When you and I were boys, Adam, + In Queen Victoria’s days, + Those guns that now so silent stand, + Where meet the rulers of our land, + With olive decked and bays. + + Roared from the Russian ramparts grim, + Their muzzles all ablaze, + While old Todleben, with his back + Against the wall, foiled each attack + In Queen Victoria’s days. + + When you and I were young, Adam, + In good Victoria’s time, + We stood together side by side, + When Mewburn and Mackenzie died, + And Tempest, “ere their prime.” + + But say not “they have left no peer—” + That were unwelcome praise + To those three friends of ours long dead, + Whose blood for Fatherland was shed + In good Victoria’s days. + + In royal Edward’s time, Adam, + Fresh prophecies were rife. + They told us nickel-pointed shot + And flat trajectories and what not + Would rid the world of strife. + + But now that we are old, Adam, + We see with startled eyes + Quick-firing guns won’t stop the Jap, + Nor Serb nor Bulgar cares a rap + Who wins the Nobel prize. + + When you and I were young, Adam, + There were no telephones; + There was no ultramicroscope; + And no X-rays for those who grope + And pry among the bones. + + But, though with diagnostic aids + They were but ill supplied, + There were a few who shrewdly guessed + (Old What’s-his-name among the rest) + At what went on inside. + + When you and I were young, Adam, + It was damnation stark + To doubt that all that breathe the air, + Came, male and female, pair by pair, + Straight out of Noah’s ark. + + “Mutantur,” Adam, “tempora + Mutamur atque nos,” + And now we’re not a bit afraid + To tell just how the world was made + In detail and in gross. + + In pre-Archæan periods + Of elemental stress + The C and H and O and N + Collide, rebound, combine, and then + React with H_{2}S. + + Colloidal specks from this ensued + Which grew, and grew, and grew, + With lively motion all endued, + Till they attained a magnitude + Of 0·01µ. + + Then somewhere over ·01 + And under ·05 + Amoeboid feelers out they sent + And took some liquid nourishment + And, lo, they were alive! + + In pre-Archæan periods + Let fancy have her fling, + But, Adam, will your faith allow + Such goings on can happen now + When George the Fifth is King? + + Well, times may change, and we may change, + But find him when I can, + I’ll drink a health to one who’s stood + For all that’s honest, kind and good; + So here’s to you, Old Man! + +1912. + + +[13]Read at the Dinner given at the York Club, Toronto, November 29th, + 1912, in honour of Dr. Adam H. Wright. + + + + + As a Watch in the Night[14] + + + The soldier called from rest or play + To take his post as sentinel, + To guard until the break of day + Some sore-beleaguered citadel, + + Springs to his arms with beating heart + To take some war-worn veteran’s place, + Proud to perform a soldier’s part, + Dreading what yet he dares to face. + + His comrades’ footsteps on his ears + Ring fainter and fainter. Silence falls + About him. Moments seem like years, + And loneliness his soul appals. + + But when the signal rockets flare + He strains his eyes the void to scan; + When sounds of battle fill the air + In face of death he plays the man. + + He stays where duty bids him stay, + The boldest when he fears the most; + And Rounds, come whensoe’er they may, + Find him alert and at his post. + + Unnumbered now the moments fly + By him whose thoughts are set upon + Each moment’s task. The eastern sky + Brightens with dawn. The night is gone. + + And hark, at last he grows aware + Of footsteps his release that tell. + Clear rings his challenge, “Who goes there?” + “Relief!” “Advance, Relief, all’s well!” + +1913. + + +[14]Read at the Dinner given in May, 1913, in honour of Professor van der + Smissen, Professor of German in University College, Toronto, on his + retirement after forty-eight years’ service in the University and + University College. + + + + + To R. R. W.[15] + + + From Scotland’s mists across the sea you bore + The sacred fire, (kindled by him whose name + Has made the century famous with his fame,) + And bid our lamp burn brighter than before. + Upon our Tree, a branch from Scotland’s shore + You grafted, and behold our Tree became + Wanton in leafage; with blossoms all aflame; + Deep rooted; and with boughs to heaven that soar. + + We see the better issue from the strife, + And hope the best. In loathsome crawling things + We feel the fluttering of jewelled wings. + In Nature’s score, with seeming discords rife, + We seek to read, with you, the note that brings + To harmony the jarring chords of life. + + +[15]Read at the Dinner given in honour of Professor R. Ramsay Wright, + Professor of Biology and Dean of the Faculty of Arts in the University + of Toronto, on his retirement, May, 1912. + + + Richard Clay and Sons, Limited, + BRUNSWICK STREET, STAMFORD STREET, S.E., + AND BUNGAY, SUFFOLK. + + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Wayside Weeds, by William Hodgson Ellis + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WAYSIDE WEEDS *** + +***** This file should be named 35033-0.txt or 35033-0.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/3/5/0/3/35033/ + +Produced by Stephen Hutcheson, Brenda Lewis, Charlie Howard +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Canada Team at +http://www.pgdpcanada.net + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Wayside Weeds + +Author: William Hodgson Ellis + +Release Date: January 21, 2011 [EBook #35033] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WAYSIDE WEEDS *** + + + + +Produced by Stephen Hutcheson, Brenda Lewis, Charlie Howard +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Canada Team at +http://www.pgdpcanada.net + + + + + + + + + + WAYSIDE WEEDS + + + + + _NOTE_ + + + _The verses in this volume + have been collected by a few of Dr. Ellis's + friends, and in this form are presented to him by + them as a New Year's gift_ + + 1 _January,_ 1914 + + + + + INTRODUCTION + + + BY + MAURICE HUTTON, LL.D., + _Principal of University College, Toronto_ + + + + + W. H. E. + + + There is a Heav'n: at least on earth below: + It is where scholars read and thinkers brood: + For crowns and halos volumes in a row + For angels' wings it has its gown and hood. + + In that seraphic choir see Ellis sit! + With that Elys-ian light his numbers glow: + The scholar's seriousness, the scholar's wit, + Twin spirits in alternate ebb and flow.[1] + + Studious and silent he has read life's page, + Scholar and chemist he sees part and whole; + Teaching and thought let loose his noble rage + And stir the genial current of his soul. + + His golden rod absorbs our meaner staves + As Aaron's rod the rods of Phara-oh, + Or as New Brunswick's river-name outbraves[2] + The pious Jordan of Ontario. + + His May-blossoms relieve our strenuous May, + Our evening smoke curls bluer as we read, + The earliest pipe of half-awakened day + Draws a new fragrance from his choicer weed. + + His artless puff-balls have a tale to tell, + His Flora opens treasures new and old, + His way-side weeds have been our asphodel[3] + His "dandy lines" become our "harmless gold."[4] + + +[1]Plato (sixth letter--323 c.) speaks of Elysian or Ellis-i-an scholars + "Swearing with scholarly seriousness and with that playfulness which + is seriousness' twin sister." Thompson's _Gorgias_, 41. + +[2]See "Weed," p. 37. + +[3]See "Weed," p. 43. + +[4]See Lowell on "Dandelions":-- + + "Fringing the dusty road with harmless gold." + + + + + SOME ELUCIDATIONS OF THE INTRODUCTION BY THE EDITORS + + + Lines + + 1. So also, + + ". . . amidst the fairest flowers + Of the blest isles, Elysium's blooming bowers." + + Greek inscription on a marble at Rome. Neaves, _Greek Anthology_, + _Edin._, 1874, p. 62 ("blooming," vulgarism, meaning weedy.) + + 2. Cf. _Ezekiel_, xxxvii. 1, 2. + + 3. Academic "crowns and halos" (cf. Seneca, _Naturales Questiones_, + 1, 2, 1 and 3) must needs, for obvious reasons, be made of + paper. Notice also the subtle suggestion that Dr. Ellis is + _laurea donandus Apollinari_, worthy of the laurel (crown) of + Apollo. (Horace, _Carminum_, iv. 2, 9.) + + 4. Why should "the gown and hood" be required "for angels' wings"? To + clothe them withal, of course. The draping of angels with wings + and the attachment of wings to the structure of the back of the + human figure have presented problems to artists in all ages. + The best solution is undoubtedly to cover up the wings, and the + gown with its hood is the only appropriate garment. (Cf. + Carpenter, Edward, "Angels' Wings," . . . London, 1898, pp. + 25-40, in which the anatomical and sartorial difficulties are + fully discussed.) + + 8. Principal Hutton and Dr. Ellis present the phenomenon of + homoblasts sprouting (or swearing) together. Cf. Theophrastus, + "On the Causes of Plants," v, 5, 4. + + 10. In other words, Dr. Ellis is at once polupaipalos exceeding + crafty (_i.e._ master of many crafts, including angling). Cf. + Homer, _Odyssey_, 15, 419, 11. and polupaths subject to many + passions. Cf. Plutarch, _Moralia_, 171. + + 11-12. A subtle hint of elasi-bronta thunder hurling (cf. Pindar, + _Fragments_, 108), or helliss bmon to dance round about it + (whatever it may be). Cf. Callimachus, _Del._ 321. + + 13. Clearly referring to "_praedam calamo tremente ducit_," he draws + in his prey with a rod. Martial, 4, 30, 9. Cf. _infra_, "Weed" + p. 31. + + 16. "The pious Jordan" is evidently a bull, referring to the cult of + the river-god. It reflects _tauriformis Aufidus_, the + bull-formed Aufidus, the river upon which Horace was born + (Horace, _Carminum_, iv. 14, 25). We also have our Afidus or + Jordan, upon whose banks our own Horace lives. + + 17-20. An ingenious reference to the University final examinations in + May, when candidates write all day and the examiner reads and + smokes till dawn. Having subjected his victims to freshly + devised tortures (_novo quaestiones genere distorsit_ + Suetonius, _Dom._ 10), he broods over their miseries and their + papers--eleas aneleos--an owl without pity. + + 23-24. Or, in the language of the angler, his epanthrakides have been + our epanthismos; his weeds have given us the motive for the + design on the back of this book. + + + J. M. + J. J. M. + + + + + CONTENTS + + + PAGE + Little White Crow 1 + Consider the Lilies of the Field 18 + The Skunk Cabbage 21 + The Wanderer's Song 25 + The Cowdung Fly 27 + The Song of the Bass 31 + Maskinongewagaming 33 + Magaguadavic and Digdeguash 37 + Rhona Adair 40 + The Duffer's Elegy 42 + When Potter Played 45 + Colonial Preference 47 + The Lyric League 51 + Psychology 53 + The Bal Poudr 55 + Wisdom and Fancy 56 + Persicos Odi 57 + The Iceberg 58 + Horace I., i 60 + When You and I were Young, Adam 63 + As a Watch in the Night 68 + To R. R. W. 70 + + + + + Christmas 1913 Toronto + + _To those good friends in whose indulgent eyes + they seemed worth collecting and preserving; + And to the beloved memory of some + who once trod with me the Highways and Byways + where they were gathered; + I offer this handful of + Wayside Weeds._ + + + + + Little White Crow + (A LEGEND OF ST. ANNE) + + + + + Part I. + + + Little White Crow was an Algonkin, + And he lived on the Isle of Chips; + His legs were long, and his flanks were thin, + He had high cheek-bones, and a strong square chin, + Jet black was his hair, dark red was his skin, + And white were his teeth, when a joyful grin + At the sound of the war-whoop's hideous din + Parted his silent lips. + + Three eagles' feathers adorned his head, + Well greased was his snaky hair; + His face was daubed with black and with red, + No trousers he wore, but fringed leggings instead, + And moccasins 'broidered with quills for thread. + Very proud was his look, very stately his tread, + And of this he was fully aware. + + Little White Crow had a sharp _couteau_, + A carbine, and powder and shot: + And the scalps of the braves whom he'd sent below + Hung at his girdle, a goodly row. + He'd a med'cine bag where he was wont to stow + Charms against famine and fever and foe: + And over his shoulders he used to throw + A beaver-skin robe on occasions of show: + Oh, a very fine fellow was Little White Crow! + If you're curious to learn why they christened him so + The Indian Department might possibly know + Ask Deputy Minister Scott. + + Father Le Cocq was a priest from Quebec, + Rather spindle of shank, rather scraggy of neck; + He'd a stoop in the shoulder, was yellow of skin, + With closely cut hair, and a smooth shaven chin, + He had very black eyes, and a rather red nose; + Wore shoes with steel buckles and very square toes, + A big shovel hat, a black cassock and bands, + And a rosary seldom was out of his hands. + + But Loyola never, and nowhere than he + Had a loyaller or a more staunch devotee; + And none carried further the Jesuit virtue, + Viz.:--"Do as you're bid, and don't cry if it hurt you!" + Though gentle by nature and fond of his ease, + He would work like a slave his Superior to please; + He would shrink from no danger, pain, toil or disgrace, + Or would swear wrong was right until black in the face! + As wise as a serpent, as firm as a rock, + Yet as meek as a dove was good Father Le Cocq. + + With bell, book and candle the priest had been sent + To Ottawa's banks, with the pious intent + To find, if he could, after diligent search, + A few stray, red sheep for the fold of the church; + And there in a cabin of poles and of bark, + He sang hymns and said masses from daylight to dark. + It happened one day that good Father Le Cocq + Had been visiting some of the lambs of his flock, + And homeward returning, his pious task done, + Was paddling along at the set of the sun. + Now a man may be virtuous, learned, austere, + In religion devout, and in morals severe, + Yet,--true as it's strange, and sad as it's true,-- + _Not_ able to manage a birch bark canoe! + So now,--at the paddle by no means a dab,-- + He caught what is vulgarly known as a "crab": + His balance he lost, the canoe was upset, + And Father Le Cocq tumbled into the wet! + Poor Father Le Cocq! any chance looker-on + Would have fancied for certain, his usefulness gone. + And, indeed, the priest's chance was uncommonly slim, + The current ran fast, not a stroke could he swim, + And he thought all was over in this world for him. + But, thanks to St. Francis, St. Anne, St. Ignatius, + Or some saintly personage equally gracious, + It happened that not fifty paces below, + Behind a big boulder sat Little White Crow. + He was fishing for trout, and I wish I could catch, + In these days of saw-mills another such batch! + The rock, as I've said, hid the priest from his view, + But he heard a great splash, and he saw a canoe + Float down bottom upwards, while close behind that + Swam jauntily after,--a big shovel hat. + No moment to ponder paused Little White Crow: + He sprang from the bank like a shaft from a bow; + He could swim like a mallard and dive like a loon, + But he reached the poor priest not a moment too soon; + Caught hold of his cassock and collared him fast, + Just while he was sinking the third time and last; + Then reaching the shore, dragged the poor Father out, + As you'd land a remarkably overgrown trout! + + It's needless to mention that Little White Crow + Did not know, and could not be expected to know, + Doctor Marshall Hall's method, so justly renowned, + For restoring to life the apparently drowned; + But he worked in his own way with such a good will, + He rubbed and he chafed with such zeal and such skill + That the priest after heaving some very deep sighs, + First yawned, and then groaned, and then opened his eyes. + Little Crow's simple means as completely succeeded, + As ever the treatment of any M.D. did. + (Where credit is due I'm determined to give it) + And the priest before long was as right as a trivet. + + "My friend and preserver, you very well know," + Thus the Father the red-skin addressed, + "That of gold and of silver I've none to bestow, + In return for the life that to you I must owe"; + (Here he drew a silk bag from his breast)-- + "But one precious treasure I beg you'll accept." + (And here, overcome by emotion, he wept.) + Then he took a small object from out of the bag, + Which he carefully wiped with a small piece of rag. + A moment he tenderly gazed on it,--then + He kissed it with fervour again and again, + One last lingering look of affection,--and so + He handed it over to Little White Crow. + + With stately politeness the Indian received + The treasure so prized, and at once he perceived, + (With some disappointment, to tell you the truth,) + _A badly decayed, rather large, double tooth_! + + "In your estimation, I very much fear," + Thus gravely the Father began, + "Devoid of all value my gift will appear; + But when you have heard me its worth will be clear: + 'Tis a relic of Holy Saint Anne! + To tell half its virtues all night would require: + 'Tis an excellent cure for the vapours; + 'Twill heal any dropsy, no matter how dire, + Put out the last spark of Saint Anthony's fire, + And stop all Saint Vitus's capers! + The twinges of toothache, so hard to endure, + The quinsy, the gout and the spleen, + The scurvy, the jaundice, all these it will cure; + While to break up an ague you'll find it more sure-- + And a great deal more cheap,--than quinine. + + "In short, there is nothing need cause you alarm + So long as this relic you wear; + You'll find it indeed an infallible charm + Against every conceivable species of harm + To which poor humanity's heir." + + He ceased, the red-skin gravely smiled, + And gravely shook his head, + And then the simple forest child + Addressed the priest in accents mild, + And this is what he said: + + "My uncle thinks it's easy to gull + Little White Crow, I ween; + Hollow and empty he deems his skull, + He fancies his wits are all gone dull,-- + He's wrong,--they're _Al-gon-keen_!" + + He grinned, and without any further delay + Put the tooth in his med'cine bag safely away, + And then with a gesture more free than polite, + Clapped the priest on the shoulder and wished him, "good night." + + + + + Part II. + + + A year and a day! A year and a day! + How the days and the weeks and the months roll away! + How little we know what of joy or of sorrow lies + Before us next year--but I've no time to moralize. + Well, a year and a day had elapsed as I've stated, + Since the incidents happened I lately related. + Little White Crow and a score of his friends + To further their own individual ends + (And those of their neighbours as well, I've no doubt), + Deep loaded with furs for Quebec had set out. + + They'd been rather more lucky than usual, I think, + In hunting the beaver, the bear and the mink; + And their spoils at Quebec they intended to trade + For the goods of the French, which long habit had made + If not indispensable still very handy,-- + Knives, gunpowder, kettles, beads, bullets and brandy. + To keep to my story: our friends on this day + Down the river were calmly pursuing their way, + When Little White Crow in the foremost canoe + Was startled to hear a wild hullabaloo. + He sprang to his feet, and he shaded his eyes, + Then cried in a voice of alarm and surprise-- + (We all use strong words when things happen to plague us), + "Oh bother it! here are those bless'd Onondagas!" + He said; and with yells of defiance the crews + Paddled quickly ashore and pulled up their canoes. + + Oh! pleasant it is through the forest to stray + In the gladsome month of June; + To list to the scream of the merry blue jay, + And the chirp of the squirrel so blithe and gay, + And the sigh of the soft south winds that play + In the top of the pine trees tall and grey + A sweet regretful tune. + + And pleasant it is o'er a forest lake + Through the cool white mists to glide, + Ere the bright warm day is half awake, + When the trout the glassy surface break, + And the doe comes down her thirst to slake, + With her dappled fawn by her side. + + Where the loon's loud laugh rings wild and clear, + Where the black duck rears her brood; + Where the tall blue heron with mien austere, + Poised on one leg at the marge of the mere, + Muses in solitude. + + Yes, sweet and fair are the forest glades, + Where the world's rude clamours cease; + Where no harsh, workaday sound invades + The Sabbath rest of the solemn shades; + A Paradise of peace! + + But oh! it's a different thing when one knows, + That each bush is an ambush concealing one's foes; + When the sweet flowers are choked by the sulphurous breath + Of the musket whose mouth is the portal of death; + When instead of the song of the frolicsome bird, + Shots, shrieks, yells and curses alone can be heard; + Then the streamlet's sweet tinkle seems changed to a knell, + And the forest's deep gloom to the blackness of hell! + + Little White Crow, at the close of the day, + With a handful of comrades was standing at bay; + Things had gone with them badly, they were but a score + And the enemy numbered a hundred or more. + Now flushed with success and of victory sure, + The Iroquois, thinking their triumph secure, + Were preparing to deal one last finishing blow + To annihilate utterly Little White Crow! + Poor Little White Crow! though a "fisher of men," + He hardly looked like an apostle just then; + He'd been dodging all day behind rock, bush and tree, + A cunning old fox in a scrimmage was he. + But numbers will tell in the long run, and now, + With hate in his heart and revenge on his brow, + With his knife in his teeth and his gun in his hand, + As he urged on his comrades to make one last stand, + Though his bullets were spent and their arrows all gone-- + He looked more like Old Nick, I'm afraid, than Saint John! + + Little White Crow had poured into his gun + His last charge of powder, but bullets he'd none; + He searched in his shot pouch again and again, + He begged of his comrades, but begged all in vain; + Among the whole party in fact there was not + So much as one pellet of No. 6 shot. + He was just giving up the whole job in disgust + When his hand in his med'cine bag chancing to thrust, + As Fortune would have it his fingers he ran + Against the back tooth of the blessed Saint Anne! + Little White Crow gave a terrible shout, + The tooth in a trice from the bag he whipped out, + Dropped it into his musket, and yelling still louder, + He rammed it well home on the top of the powder. + But here come the foe! From rocks, bushes and trees + They start like a swarm of exasperate bees; + A capital simile that is in any case, + To describe an assault of Oneidas or Senecas: + And one, as it happens, remarkably apt in + This particular case, for the Iroquois Captain + Was a chief called Big Hornet,--a beggar to fight, + Who measured six feet and some inches in height. + 'Twas he gave the signal to make the attack, + 'Twas he led the rush of the bloodthirsty pack, + And 'twas he, as he charged in the front of the foe, + Attracted the notice of Little White Crow. + Little White Crow brought his gun to his shoulder, + And rested the barrel on top of a boulder, + Singled out the Big Hornet's conspicuous figure, + Drew a bead on his forehead,--and then pulled the trigger. + + "Click" went the flint lock, and the musket went "bang," + The forest around with the loud echo rang, + The gun burst to atoms, so great was the shock, + And vanished entirely, lock, barrel and stock: + While wholly uninjured, incredible though, + It seems, I acknowledge, was Little White Crow. + + But the Iroquois Chief gave a horrible yell, + He threw up his arms and then backward he fell; + He sprang to his feet and fell backward again, + He rolled, and he writhed, and he wriggled with pain. + His friends gathered round him and started aghast, + At seeing a _tooth_ to his nose sticking fast. + + "Away," they cried, smitten with panic, "away! + Let us fly to the distant hills! + The Devil is fighting against us to-day, + Our foemen are shedding their teeth as they say + That the porcupine sheds its quills!" + + And shaking with terror away they all ran, + Big Hornet, as usual, leading the van, + While astride on his nose sat the tooth of Saint Anne! + + + + + Part III. + + + In the Iroquois towns very deep was the grief, + When they heard of the pitiful plight of their chief; + There wasn't a woman in all the Five Nations, + Who didn't indulge in prolonged lamentations. + They tried to relieve him, but tried all in vain, + The tenderest touch produced exquisite pain: + The med'cine men tried incantations and sorceries, + And yet, though their magic as strong as a hawser is, + The tooth wouldn't budge for the best of the lot; + The more they incanted the tighter it got. + + A Dutchman from Albany came to their aid, + Who had once been a student of medicine at Leyden; + He practised in vain each resource of his trade, + And swore that the tooth by the foul fiend was made, + While its carious cavity was, so he said, + A hole for the Devil to hide in. + + Big Hornet meanwhile grew haggard and grey, + With grief and chagrin he was wasting away; + His friends found their efforts all powerless to save + Their chief in his rapid descent to the grave; + There was nobody able to set the tooth free, + It clung like a little Old Man of the Sea! + + It happened one day there was brought to the town + A captive French priest in a shabby black gown; + He had very black eyes and a rather red nose, + Wore shoes with steel buckles, and very square toes; + He'd a stoop in the shoulder, was yellow of skin, + And a week's growth of bristles disfigured his chin. + Alas and alack! it was Father Le Cocq: + The Iroquois wolves had both harried the flock + And kidnapped the shepherd--now doomed to be fried as + Soon as it suited the heathen Oneidas! + + Now, just as a drowning man grabs at a straw, + His aid was besought by the favourite squaw + Of the sick man--no doubt at some saint's kind suggestion + To specify which is quite out of the question. + "O Frenchman, remove the excrescence that grows + So horribly tight on the bridge of his nose, + And home to your friends you shall safely return + Instead of remaining among us to burn!" + Thus urged, the good Jesuit followed the squaw; + But oh! his bewilderment, wonder and awe, + No tongue can describe, and no pencil can paint, + When lifting his hands in amazement he saw + On the nose of the red-skin the tooth of the saint. + + But Father Le Cocq wasn't long at a loss; + He made on the relic the sign of the cross, + When, wondrous to hear and amazing to tell, + The tooth from the nose incontinent fell. + And the chief, from that moment, began to get well! + + My story is told. There's no more to relate. + The Iroquois sent back the Father in state; + They feasted him daily as long as he'd tarry, + Then gave him more furs than he knew how to carry, + And safe in his bosom, thrice fortunate man, + He bore the back tooth of the blessed Saint Anne! + + As for Little White Crow from that day to the end + Of his life he was known as the "Frenchman's best friend"; + A friend of French missions he called himself, and he + Without any doubt was a friend of French brandy. + At the close of a well spent career the old man had a + Collection of scalps quite unequalled in Canada: + But never again did he venture to sneer + At the bones of the saints, looked they never so queer. + He often would say that his good luck began, + On the day he received the back tooth of Saint Anne; + And for all his successes he piously thanked it. He + Died full of years in the odour of sanctity. + +1878. + + + + + Consider the Lilies of the Field[5] + + + O weary child of toil and care, + Trembling at every cloud that lowers, + Come and behold how passing fair + Thy God hath made the flowers. + + From every hillside's sunny slope, + From every forest's leafy shade + The flowers, sweet messengers of hope, + Bid thee "Be not afraid." + + The windflower blooms in yonder bower + All heedless of to-morrow's storm, + Nor trembles for the coming shower + The lily's stately form. + + No busy shuttle plied to deck + With sunset tints the blushing rose, + And little does the harebell reck + Of toil and all its woes. + + The water-lily, pure and white, + Floats idle on the summer stream, + Seeming almost too fair and bright + For aught but Poet's dream. + + The gorgeous tulip, though arrayed + In gold and gems, knows naught of care, + The violet in the mossy glade + Of labour has no share. + + They toil not--yet the lily's dyes + Phoenicean fabrics far surpass, + Nor India's rarest gem out-vies + The little blue-eyed grass. + + For God's own hand hath clothed the flowers + With fairy form and rainbow hue, + Hath nurtured them with summer showers + And watered them with dew. + + To-day, a thousand blossoms fair, + From sunny slope and sheltered glade, + With grateful incense fill the air-- + To-morrow they shall fade. + + But thou shalt live when sinks in night + Yon glorious sun, and shall not He + Who hath the flowers so richly dight, + Much rather care for thee? + + O, faithless murmurer, thou may'st read + A lesson in the lowly sod, + Heaven will supply thine utmost need, + Fear not, but trust in God. + +1865. + + +[5]Awarded the prize for English verse in the University of Toronto in + 1865. + + + + + The Skunk Cabbage + + +"Along the oozing margins of swampy streams, where Spring seems to detach +the sluggish ice from the softening mud, the Skunk Cabbage is boldly +announcing nature's revival. Handsome, vigorous and strong, richly +coloured in purple, with delicate . . . markings of yellow, it rises . . +. a pointed bulb-like flower, as large as a lemon. . . . Even its devoted +admirers, who seek it as the earliest of all the awakening flowers, feel +constrained to apologise for the odour it exhales."--S. T. Wood, in _The +Globe_. + + The soft south wind hath kissed the earth + That long a widowed bride hath been; + And she begins in tearful mirth, + To weave herself a robe of green. + The budding spray + On maples grey + Proclaims the quick approaching spring; + And brooks their new-found freedom sing. + + Green is the moss in yonder glade + On cedars old that loves to grow; + And, underneath the pine tree's shade, + The wintergreen peeps through the snow. + The fields no more + With frost are hoar; + But not a flower doth yet appear + In glade or wood or meadow sere. + + The earth within her sheltering breast + The pale hepatica doth hide; + The bloodroot and wake-robin rest + In quiet slumber side by side; + The violet + Is sleeping yet; + And still the sweet spring-beauty lies + Beyond the reach of longing eyes. + + But look! beside the silent stream, + Beneath the alders brown and bare, + What is it shines with purple gleam + 'Mid withered leaves that moulder there? + I know thee well, + But may not tell + Thy name. Yet I rejoice to meet thee, + And from my heart, old friend, I greet thee! + + The lily hangs her dainty head + To hear her charms so loudly sung; + The rose doth blush a deeper red + To know her praise on every tongue. + But no kind word + Is ever heard + Of thee: The poets all reject thee, + The vulgar scorn thee or neglect thee. + + And yet I love thee. Thou dost bring + To me a thousand visions bright + Of joyous birds that soon will sing + Among the hawthorn blossoms white; + Of happy hours + 'Mid dewy flowers; + The hum of bees; the silvery gleams + Of leaping trout in amber streams. + + Soon as the snows of winter yield + To April sun and April floods, + Retiring from the open field + To strongholds in the thickest woods, + Then like a scout, + Dost thou peep out, + And cheerily lift up thy head + To tell the flowers the foe has fled. + + O thou that comest our hearts to cheer, + The first of all the flowers of spring, + Brave herald of the opening year, + Accept the tribute that I bring, + When now once more, + The winter o'er, + Thy honest face has greeted us, + O Symplocarpus foetidus![6] + +1904. + + +[6]The fickle botanists have changed the generic name of the Skunk + Cabbage to Spathyema. For reasons which will be obvious to the + intelligent reader, the author prefers to retain the older + designation. + + + + + The Wanderer's Song + + + We have left far behind us the dwellings of men, + We have traversed the forest, the lake and the fen, + From island to island like sea birds we roam, + The waves are our path, and the world is our home. + Juvallera, Juvallera, Juvallera, lera, lera! + Juvallera, Juvallera, Juvallera, lera, lera! + + On the lone rugged rocks a rich table we spread, + The balsam and hemlock afford us a bed; + While the gleam of our camp fire illumines the sky, + And the murmuring pines sing a soft lullaby. + Juvallera, etc. + + When the orient hues of the dawning of day + Emblazon the clouds and smile back from the bay, + We spring from our couch like the stag from his lair, + And drink in new life with the free morning air. + Juvallera, etc. + + Then we launch our light bark on the silvery lake, + That dimples and breaks into smiles in our wake; + While we sweeten our toil with a tale or a song, + Or rest while the winds waft us bravely along. + Juvallera, etc. + + At night when the deer to the thicket has fled, + And the scream of the night hawk is heard overhead, + We startle with laughter the wilderness dim, + Or the forests resound with our evening hymn. + Juvallera, etc. + + Then Hurrah for the north, with its woods and its hills; + Hurrah for its rocks, and its lakes and its rills! + And long may its forests be lovely as now, + Untouched by the axe, and unscathed by the plow! + Juvallera, etc. + +1870. + + + + + The Cowdung Fly + + + Of all the flies that ever I see + The Cowdung Fly is the fly for me + In cloud or shine, in wet or dry + You can't find the beat of the Cowdung Fly! + So early in the morning or when the sun is sinking, + So early in the morning or any time of day. + + The salmon fly shines in purple and gold + Brighter than Solomon shone of old + But give me the finest that money can buy + And I'll give it you back for the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + A cute little chap is the silver trout + When the wind is still and the sun shines out! + No maiden so coy and no widow so sly + But he'll jump like a shot at the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + A tough old cuss is the big black bass + It's a mighty hard job to bring him to grass + But it makes no odds how hard he may try + He can't resist the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + There's many a fly of old renown + Green Drake, Red Spinner and little March Brown, + Coachman, Professor, but Oh my eye! + They ain't a patch on the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + There are Hackles black and Hackles white + Good by day and good by night + Hackles brown and Hackles red + But the Cowdung Fly is away ahead! + So early, &c. + + There's the little black gnat when the sun shines bright + And the big white moth for the cool twilight + But of all the bugs in earth and sky + I'll bet my boots on the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + Then anglers all you can't go wrong + If you've plenty of Cowdung Flies along + You never will want for fish to fry + If your book's well stocked with the Cowdung Fly! + + + + + Song of the Bass + + + Over the waters, merrily dancing, + Softly glides our light canoe, + While the phantom mirror glancing, + Shines alternate white and blue. + + _Chorus._ + + Never can tell when the bass is a-coming, + Never can tell when he's going to bite; + First thing you know your reel will be humming, + Strike him quickly and hold him tight. + + Past the maples, red and yellow, + Crimson oak and purple ash-- + Gosh! you've hooked a monstrous fellow! + Golly! don't you hear him splash? + + Hold him lightly, reel him slowly + If you wish your fish to save; + Nothing's gained by hurry--Holy + Moses! what a jump he gave. + + Lower your rod; now take the slack up-- + Thank your stars you've got him yet! + Now he sticks his thorny back up-- + Now you've got him in the net! + + In the basket, wrapped in fern, he'll + Lie in state in scaly grace; + In the pan, when we return, he'll + Find a warmer resting place. + + Let him fry in crumbs and butter-- + Hear the appetizing fizz! + No weak words that I could utter + Can describe how good he is. + + Serve him with a slice of bacon, + Quickly to the banquet come, + And unless I'm much mistaken + Your remark will be "yum, yum!" + + + + + Never can tell when the Bass is a-comin' + + +Words: Drs. Ellis & Spencer. Music: Adapted. + +_Allegro piscatore: con brio._ + + + + + Maskinongewagaming[7] + + + Would you slay the Maskinong + In the fastness where he lurks? + Leave a card _pour prendre cong_ + On the town and all its works. + + Leave the tram-car's jarring jangle + For the silent bark canoe; + For the forest's leafy tangle, + Bid the dusty streets adieu. + + As befits her slender tonnage, + In our tiny craft we stow + Cunningly our modest dunnage-- + Shove her off, away we go! + + Joy once more to grasp the paddle! + Farewell worry, doubt and gloom. + Care, who clings behind the saddle, + Finds in our canoe no room. + + Off we go! The lake before us + Stretches far and stretches fair; + Forest scents are wafted o'er us; + Forest voices fill the air. + + Paddling past the pebbly beaches + Where the ancient cedar grows; + Toiling in the open reaches + When the stiff nor'wester blows. + + Winding down the silent river + Where the scarlet maples blaze, + And the pallid aspens quiver + Through the warm September days; + + Past the oily eddies sweeping + Where the hidden boulder lies; + Down the rapid gaily leaping + Where the spray about us flies. + + Poling through the gravelly shallows, + Floating 'neath the alder's shade, + Where the moose at noon-tide wallows, + And the beaver plies his trade; + + Shoving through the rustling sedges, + Battling with the autumn gale; + Lifting over rocky ledges, + Sweating on the portage trail-- + + On we go, with steadfast faces, + Till at last with gladdened eyes, + We behold the secret places + Where the Maskinong lies. + + Shall we find him in the rushes? + Where the waterlilies grow? + Where the roaring torrent gushes? + In the foam-flecked pool below? + + Fierce and cunning, bold and cruel, + Is the Maskinong grim, + Who shall dare him to a duel? + Who shall fight and conquer him? + * * * * + + Proudly with his spoil returning, + We with shouts the victor greet; + By the camp-fire brightly burning, + He shall have the warmest seat. + + Is he hungry? Pile the platter; + Thirsty? Join the gay carouse; + Weary with his toil? What matter? + Heap his bed with balsam boughs. + + Fill his pipe with rare Virginian, + Cheer him till the echoes ring, + Monarch of his new dominion, + Maskinongewagaming. + +1904. + + +[7]The place where the Maskinong dwells. In the vulgar tongue "Lunge + Lake." + + + + + Magaguadavic[8] and Digdeguash + + +"Are not Abana and Pharpar rivers of Damascus better than all the waters +of Israel?" + + Let each man praise the river + That's dearest to his heart, + The Rhine, the Guadalquivir, + The Danube or the Dart. + Let others sing the Tavy, + The Tweed, the Wye, the Lea, + Give me the Magaguadavic, + The Digdeguash for me. + + Some men choose lakes for fishing-- + Ceceebe or Couchiching, + Namabinagashishing, + Kenongewagaming. + I'll take my affidavy + That what they say is bosh; + Give me the Magaguadavic, + Give me the Digdeguash! + + Beneath the shady willow + Cast cunningly your flies, + His wake a widening billow; + Behold the monster rise! + No dreadnought in the navy + Could make so big a splosh; + You'd hear at Magaguadavic + The trout of Digdeguash! + + Behind the purple spruces + The golden sunset dies, + As each his pipe produces + And puts away his flies. + The basket's full, the slavey + To-morrow morn shall wash + The spoils of Magaguadavic, + The loot of Digdeguash! + + And when upon the table + They come to lie in state, + Hardly shall we be able + A decent grace to wait. + They need no sauce nor gravy, + For none can beat, by gosh! + The trout of Magaguadavic, + But those of Digdeguash! + + O restless Bay of Fundy, + O mist and fog and rain, + Hope whispers I may one day + Behold you yet again. + How gladly would I brave ye, + Nor ask a mackintosh, + To see the Magaguadavic, + To fish the Digdeguash. + + Callirrhoe's fair daughters + Have fled their ancient grots; + The voice of many waters + Turns shrieking into watts. + But spare, oh! spare, I crave ye, + Amid the general squash, + The falls of Magaguadavic, + The rips of Digdeguash! + +1910. + + +[8]Pronounced Mackadavy. + + + + + Rhona Adair + + + How dull these links to me! + Rhona's not there, + She whom I long to see, + Rhona Adair! + Who has a swing so true? + Who such a follow through? + Who, who can putt like you, + Rhona Adair? + + Who drives her ball so far, + Far through the air + Swift as a shooting star? + Rhona Adair. + Who hits her ball so clean, + Landing, whate'er's between + Dead on the putting green? + Rhona Adair! + + Whose strokes, of all who strike + With hers compare? + Who has a waggle like + Rhona Adair? + Of all the girls I've seen + Playing across the green + You, Rhona, are the Queen! + Rhona Adair! + + + + + The Duffer's Elegy + + + "Oh! put me on your waiting list + I'll be a golfer if I may + And learn the joys too long I've missed + Before I get too old to play!" + + They gave him on the list a place + And year by year they let him wait, + For golfers are a long-lived race + And very seldom emigrate. + + When, after many weary years, + He reached the top his sponsor said, + "The friend (excuse these natural tears) + Whom I proposed has long been dead." + + And when at last in Charon's wherry, + It was the sponsor's turn to stand + His friend came down to meet the ferry + A phantom niblick in his hand. + + "Welcome to Hades," thus the shade + In hollow-sounding accents spoke + Then spied a puff-ball and essayed + To loft it, but he muffed his stroke. + + "Permit me, pray, to be your guide + Until you've learnt your way about + Our golf course is our greatest pride + Old Colonel Bogey laid it out. + + "Some people say Avernus stinks + And Acheron smells like a sewer + But Fernhill golfers like our links + They find the air so fresh and pure. + + "Cocytus, Styx and Phlegethon + As hazards serve extremely well, + In this particular alone, + The Lambton links are just like Hell. + + "The asphodel wants cutting sadly, + The lies are wretched, more's the pity + But everything is managed badly + By that infernal Green Committee. + + "Come, lay aside your shroud and pall + And play a friendly round with me." + (A Dead Sea apple was the ball, + A pinch of church-yard dust, the tee.) + + He took the club of cypress wood + And smote what seemed a mighty blow, + But, though the aim was true and good + The ball remained in _statu quo_. + + "Alack and well-a-day," he cried, + "A duffer must I ever be, + A duffer I have lived and died + A duffer through Eternity." + +1905. + + + + + When Potter Played + + + When Potter played in front of me + The other day upon the links, + The mist rolled landward from the sea + (The sleepy Caddie yawns and blinks), + We watched him waggle at the tee + And curl his body into kinks, + When Potter played in front of me + The other day upon the links. + + We watched him make the divots flee + And dribble o'er the bunker's brinks, + The dewdrops sparkled on the lea, + The sun shone through the fog bank's chinks. + My partner, hopeful, said to me + "He'll lose, and let us through methinks!" + When Potter played in front of me + The other day upon the links. + + The noonday sun looks down in glee + While Potter in the bunker swinks, + He plies the niblick merrily + While Caddie unto Caddie winks. + The crow on yonder tall fir tree + Looks down and caws at such high jinks, + When Potter played in front of me + The other day upon the links. + + The shadows fall on land and sea, + The sun to rest in splendour sinks, + And Potter crouched on hand and knee + Thinks out each putt, and thinks and thinks. + We all got home too late for tea! + My mind with grief and horror shrinks + From memory of the day when we + Played after Potter on the links. + +1910. + + + + + Colonial Preference + + + Macgregor, always spick and span, + Was quite the military man. + He never walked about the town + Arrayed in sober cap and gown, + But blazed in scarlet, gold and steel, + And clanked a sabre at his heel. + He took no pride in his degree, + In F.C.S. and F.I.C., + But wrote with joy akin to tears + C.D., Canadian Engineers! + Macgregor had been often sent + His country's arms to represent, + To Chatham, Woolwich, Aldershot, + Or anywhere, it mattered not. + He always followed, never weary, + "Quo fas et gloria duxere." + At length, because they thought him yearning + To represent his Country's learning, + Toronto Universitee, + Knowing how ready he would be + Alike in "bello" and in "pace," + Despatched him to the I.C.A.C. + He packed his trappings Academical, + And sailed to join the Congress Chemical, + Which met that year in London reeky, + To study "la chimie applique." + Watching the vessel's fall and rise, + 'Twas thus he did soliloquise-- + "I may not wear my sword and spurs, + But one glad thought my bosom stirs, + 'Tis this that I shall surely be + Presented to His Majesty! + It may be when he sees my face + He will reward me with a place + With my deserts commensurate + The Secretary, say, of State + For War, or give me Chief Command + Of all his troops on sea and land!" + Arrived in town, his journey done, + He took a cab to Kensington, + Sir William Ramsay, honest man, + With kindly words to greet him ran. + "Put on," he cried, "your cleanest shirt + And free your hands and face from dirt, + To-morrow you shall go with me + To meet His Gracious Majesty!" + When they alighted from the train + They met the Lord High Chamberlain + Who scanned each name with anxious care + Lest some who ought not should be there. + "Here's Stinkemout from Buda Pesth, + And Sneezetoff, and all the rest, + Ezra P. Binks from Idaho, + But here's a name I do not know + 'Dr. Macgregor from Toronto,' + That's something that I've not got onto!" + Sir William cried "The College where + My friend Macgregor holds a chair + Is in Toronto, Canada." + "Ah!" said the Chamberlain, "Ahah! + I've heard of Canada, of course, + But that's another coloured horse. + Your friend, to say it gives me pain, + Will have to toddle back again! + The King, the invitation states, + Receives the Foreign Delegates. + Remove this person from the list + He's nothing but a Colonist." + A prophet, says the Holy Book, + Must not at home for honour look, + The greater here includes the lesser, + For "Prophet" therefore read "Professor." + +1912. + + + + + The Lyric League[9] + + + We be seventy Lyric Poets, + All in the Fatherland, + Our verse is delightful, although its + Not easy to understand. + + We're the flower and crown of the nation, + The crown and flower of the earth, + But we find our remuneration + Inadequate to our worth. + + We sing of "Sehnsucht" and "Trauer," + "Die Liebe," "Das Herz" and "Die Welt," + But leider, we haven't the power, + To sing from the public "Das Geld." + + The plumbers have their Union, + Fast joined the joiners keep, + And sweep hold dark communion, + With sooty brother sweep. + + The motormen and switchmen, + The very firemen band, + Alone against the richmen, + The Poets helpless stand. + + A fig for the Philistine slander, + Let's cut from all precedent loose, + What's sauce for the bus-driving gander, + Is sauce for the quill-driving goose. + + We'll found (because empty our purse is) + A Lyrische Dichterverein; + And we won't write any more verses, + Under 50 pfennig a line.[10] + + +[9]"Seventy lyric poets in Germany have formed a trade's union, and + agreed not to sell their verses for less than half a mark a + line."--_Daily paper._ + +[10]The author encloses his name and address, not for publication, but in + order that the editor may know where to send the three dollars and + thirty-six cents--twenty-eight lines at twelve cents. + + + + + Psychology + + +Dr. Jaeger has propounded the theory that the Soul is an emanation +emitted by animals, and is the cause of the odour characteristic of each +species. Cf. in _Lives of the Saints_, "the odour of sanctity"; also +_supra_, page 17. + + What's the Soul? throughout the ages + Mystery never yet unveiled + Prophets, poets, saints and sages + All have tried and all have failed. + + But at last we've got an answer + No vague dream or fancy vaguer + From a scientific man--Sir + Herr Professor Dr. Jaeger. + + Printed in his lucid pages + This is what he has to tell + Listen poets; listen sages; + That's the Soul that makes the smell. + + Whoso takes his meat to season + Onions chopped or garlic whole + Shall enjoy a feast of reason + Followed by a flow of soul. + + + + + The Bal Poudr[11] + + + The Reverend Canon Dumoulin + Although he don't object + To dancing in a room along + With company select + Can't tolerate the _Bal Poudr_ + I am not surprised at all + For when there's powder, cannons play + The mischief with a ball. + + +[11]While rector of St. James's, Toronto, the late Canon Dumoulin + protested against the holding of a _bal poudr_ in aid of a local + charity. + + + + + Wisdom and Fancy + _From the German of_ A. G. Marius. + + + With weary steps as Wisdom trod + In Reason's dusty way + Came Fancy with alluring nod + And beckoned him astray. + Laughing she snatched away his books, + And charmed him with her witching looks, + He could not say her nay. + + She shook her curls with childlike grace + And all his anger fled, + He looked into her sunny face + And followed where she led. + + And lo! his weariness was gone + Fresh vigour filled his soul + She led him up, she led him on + Till he had reached his goal. + + + + + Persicos odi + TO MY TOBACCONIST + + + I hate your imported Havannahs, + Your perfumed cheroots I decline; + His own special weakness each man has, + A pipe, I confess it, is mine. + + Why take from their elegant wrappers + Your gilded cork-tipped cigarettes, + Fit only for militant flappers + Or reckless R.M.C. cadets? + + What need for cigars to be pining + When smoking a briar or a clay; + In front of the fire I'm reclining, + And peacefully puffing away. + + + + + The Iceberg + + + We stood upon the deck and saw + Mid fog and mist the iceberg loom; + And while we gazed in wondering awe, + It vanished into mist and gloom. + + With various skill each tried to draw + What printed on his brain had been + The vision that he thought he saw + Or that he thought he should have seen. + + Some drew it flat, some drew it round + And some with many a tower and steeple + And when we shewed our work we found + As many bergs as there were people! + + Across each other's paths we drift + Pale shadows on a misty sea. + The clouds but for a moment lift + Then naught is left but memory. + + If then at any distant day + Your thoughts should chance to turn to me + Draw me not as I am, I pray, + But as you think I ought to be. + + + + + Horace, Odes I. i.[12] + + + Colonel, Most worthy President, + Our Club's chief stay and ornament, + One man who drives with dust and jar + A 40 h.p. motor car, + All other mortals counts but clods, + Himself a rival of the Gods. + The fickle crowd another woos + Him for a threefold term to choose. + A third will lie awake all night + If Manitoba wheat be light. + Not Rockefeller's treasure chest + Could tempt the Farmer to invest + The savings of his life of toil + In shares of rubber or of oil. + The liner's skipper when he steers, + The foghorn booming in his ears, + Through thousand dangers all unseen, + Sighs for the peaceful village green; + Yet fog nor ice nor foundered ships + Can stop him making record trips. + Some spurn not, when their throats are dry, + Long drinks of Irish or Old Rye, + Nor scorn to blow through moistened lips + Great clouds of smoke between the sips; + Others in such things find no charms, + And when the bugle calls to arms + Would banish from the tented green + (Bugbear of matrons) the Canteen. + The hunter leaves his tender spouse + For a rude bed of hemlock boughs, + Content to bag a head or two + Of bearded moose or caribou. + But give me rather, if you please, + A score-card full of 4's and 3's. + The bunker cleared, the putt gone done, + And, of all joys the flower and crown, + The well-hit tee-shot's graceful flight + When everything has gone just right! + Alas! Fate holds for me in store + No chances of a bogey score. + I must send in till I am sick + Cards that defy arithmetic; + Nay, Haply, the Etobicoke + May add to every hole a stroke, + Yet, Colonel, if your grace awards + Some place among the minor bards, + Who sing the Game to me--Ah, then, + I am the happiest of men! + If me from this no fate debars + Then my swelled head shall strike the stars. + + +[12]Read at the Farewell Dinner at the Old Toronto Golf Club House, + October 19th, 1912, Col. G. A. Sweny, the President of the Club, in + the Chair. + + + + + When You and I were Young[13] + + + When you and I were babes, Adam, + In good Prince Albert's time, + The word went forth that war should cease, + Commerce should link all lands, and Peace + Should dwell in every clime. + + When you and I were boys, Adam, + In Queen Victoria's days, + Those guns that now so silent stand, + Where meet the rulers of our land, + With olive decked and bays. + + Roared from the Russian ramparts grim, + Their muzzles all ablaze, + While old Todleben, with his back + Against the wall, foiled each attack + In Queen Victoria's days. + + When you and I were young, Adam, + In good Victoria's time, + We stood together side by side, + When Mewburn and Mackenzie died, + And Tempest, "ere their prime." + + But say not "they have left no peer--" + That were unwelcome praise + To those three friends of ours long dead, + Whose blood for Fatherland was shed + In good Victoria's days. + + In royal Edward's time, Adam, + Fresh prophecies were rife. + They told us nickel-pointed shot + And flat trajectories and what not + Would rid the world of strife. + + But now that we are old, Adam, + We see with startled eyes + Quick-firing guns won't stop the Jap, + Nor Serb nor Bulgar cares a rap + Who wins the Nobel prize. + + When you and I were young, Adam, + There were no telephones; + There was no ultramicroscope; + And no X-rays for those who grope + And pry among the bones. + + But, though with diagnostic aids + They were but ill supplied, + There were a few who shrewdly guessed + (Old What's-his-name among the rest) + At what went on inside. + + When you and I were young, Adam, + It was damnation stark + To doubt that all that breathe the air, + Came, male and female, pair by pair, + Straight out of Noah's ark. + + "Mutantur," Adam, "tempora + Mutamur atque nos," + And now we're not a bit afraid + To tell just how the world was made + In detail and in gross. + + In pre-Archan periods + Of elemental stress + The C and H and O and N + Collide, rebound, combine, and then + React with H_{2}S. + + Colloidal specks from this ensued + Which grew, and grew, and grew, + With lively motion all endued, + Till they attained a magnitude + Of 001_m_. + + Then somewhere over 01 + And under 05 + Amoeboid feelers out they sent + And took some liquid nourishment + And, lo, they were alive! + + In pre-Archan periods + Let fancy have her fling, + But, Adam, will your faith allow + Such goings on can happen now + When George the Fifth is King? + + Well, times may change, and we may change, + But find him when I can, + I'll drink a health to one who's stood + For all that's honest, kind and good; + So here's to you, Old Man! + +1912. + + +[13]Read at the Dinner given at the York Club, Toronto, November 29th, + 1912, in honour of Dr. Adam H. Wright. + + + + + As a Watch in the Night[14] + + + The soldier called from rest or play + To take his post as sentinel, + To guard until the break of day + Some sore-beleaguered citadel, + + Springs to his arms with beating heart + To take some war-worn veteran's place, + Proud to perform a soldier's part, + Dreading what yet he dares to face. + + His comrades' footsteps on his ears + Ring fainter and fainter. Silence falls + About him. Moments seem like years, + And loneliness his soul appals. + + But when the signal rockets flare + He strains his eyes the void to scan; + When sounds of battle fill the air + In face of death he plays the man. + + He stays where duty bids him stay, + The boldest when he fears the most; + And Rounds, come whensoe'er they may, + Find him alert and at his post. + + Unnumbered now the moments fly + By him whose thoughts are set upon + Each moment's task. The eastern sky + Brightens with dawn. The night is gone. + + And hark, at last he grows aware + Of footsteps his release that tell. + Clear rings his challenge, "Who goes there?" + "Relief!" "Advance, Relief, all's well!" + +1913. + + +[14]Read at the Dinner given in May, 1913, in honour of Professor van der + Smissen, Professor of German in University College, Toronto, on his + retirement after forty-eight years' service in the University and + University College. + + + + + To R. R. W.[15] + + + From Scotland's mists across the sea you bore + The sacred fire, (kindled by him whose name + Has made the century famous with his fame,) + And bid our lamp burn brighter than before. + Upon our Tree, a branch from Scotland's shore + You grafted, and behold our Tree became + Wanton in leafage; with blossoms all aflame; + Deep rooted; and with boughs to heaven that soar. + + We see the better issue from the strife, + And hope the best. In loathsome crawling things + We feel the fluttering of jewelled wings. + In Nature's score, with seeming discords rife, + We seek to read, with you, the note that brings + To harmony the jarring chords of life. + + +[15]Read at the Dinner given in honour of Professor R. Ramsay Wright, + Professor of Biology and Dean of the Faculty of Arts in the University + of Toronto, on his retirement, May, 1912. + + + Richard Clay and Sons, Limited, + BRUNSWICK STREET, STAMFORD STREET, S.E., + AND BUNGAY, SUFFOLK. + + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Wayside Weeds, by William Hodgson Ellis + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WAYSIDE WEEDS *** + +***** This file should be named 35033-8.txt or 35033-8.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/3/5/0/3/35033/ + +Produced by Stephen Hutcheson, Brenda Lewis, Charlie Howard +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Canada Team at +http://www.pgdpcanada.net + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Wayside Weeds + +Author: William Hodgson Ellis + +Release Date: January 21, 2011 [EBook #35033] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: UTF-8 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WAYSIDE WEEDS *** + + + + +Produced by Stephen Hutcheson, Brenda Lewis, Charlie Howard +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Canada Team at +http://www.pgdpcanada.net + + + + + + +</pre> + +<h1>WAYSIDE WEEDS</h1> +<div class="img"> +<img src="images/p3.png" alt="W. H. Ellis / Emery Walker Ph.sc." width="399" height="854" /> +<p class="center"><span class="large"><i>W. H. Ellis</i></span> +<br /><span class="small"><i>Emery Walker Ph.sc.</i></span></p> +</div> +<div class="img"> +<img src="images/p4.png" alt="WAYSIDE WEEDS BY WILLIAM HODGSON ELLIS TORONTO: PUBLISHED BY J. M. DENT & SONS LTD. MCMXIV" width="429" height="465" /> +<h1 class="rubric">WAYSIDE +<br />WEEDS</h1> +<p class="center"><span class="large">BY WILLIAM +<br />HODGSON +<br />ELLIS</span></p> +<p class="center"><span class="small">TORONTO: PUBLISHED BY</span> +<br /><span class="rubric">J. M. DENT & SONS LTD.</span> +<br /><span class="small">MCMXIV</span></p> +</div> +<h2><i>NOTE</i></h2> +<p class="center"><i>The verses in this volume +have been collected by a few of Dr. Ellis’s +friends, and in this form are presented to him by +them as a New Year’s gift</i></p> +<p class="jr">1 <i>January,</i> 1914</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_vii">[vii]</div> +<h2>INTRODUCTION</h2> +<p class="center"><span class="small">BY</span> +<br />MAURICE HUTTON, LL.D., +<br /><span class="small"><i>Principal of University College, Toronto</i></span></p> +<h3 class="intro">W. H. E.</h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0"><a id="ffr1" href="#ffn1">There is a Heav’n:</a> at least on earth below:</p> +<p class="t0"><a id="ffr2" href="#ffn2">It is where scholars read and thinkers brood</a>:</p> +<p class="t0">For <a id="ffr3" href="#ffn3">crowns and halos</a> volumes in a row</p> +<p class="t0">For angels’ wings it has its <a id="ffr4" href="#ffn4">gown and hood</a>.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">In that seraphic choir see Ellis sit!</p> +<p class="t0">With that Elys-ian light his numbers glow:</p> +<p class="t0">The scholar’s seriousness, the scholar’s wit,</p> +<p class="t0"><a id="ffr8" href="#ffn8">Twin spirits</a> in alternate ebb and flow.<sup><a id="fr_1" href="#fn_1">[1]</a></sup></p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_viii">[viii]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Studious and silent he has read life’s page,</p> +<p class="t0">Scholar and chemist <a id="ffr10" href="#ffn10">he sees part and whole</a>;</p> +<p class="t0">Teaching and thought let loose his <a id="ffr11" href="#ffn11">noble rage</a></p> +<p class="t0">And <a href="#ffn11">stir the genial current</a> of his soul.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">His <a id="ffr13" href="#ffn13">golden rod</a> absorbs our meaner staves</p> +<p class="t0">As Aaron’s rod the rods of Phara-oh,</p> +<p class="t0">Or as New Brunswick’s river-name outbraves<sup><a id="fr_2" href="#fn_2">[2]</a></sup></p> +<p class="t0">The <a id="ffr16" href="#ffn16">pious Jordan</a> of Ontario.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">His May-blossoms relieve our <a id="ffr17" href="#ffn17">strenuous May</a>,</p> +<p class="t0">Our evening smoke curls bluer as we read,</p> +<p class="t0">The earliest pipe of half-awakened day</p> +<p class="t0">Draws a new fragrance from his choicer weed.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">His artless puff-balls have a tale to tell,</p> +<p class="t0">His Flora opens treasures new and old,</p> +<p class="t0">His <a id="ffr23" href="#ffn23">way-side weeds</a> have been our asphodel<sup><a id="fr_3" href="#fn_3">[3]</a></sup></p> +<p class="t0">His “dandy lines” become our “harmless gold.”<sup><a id="fr_4" href="#fn_4">[4]</a></sup></p> +</div> +<div class="fnblock"> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_1" href="#fr_1">[1]</a></sup>Plato (sixth letter—323 c.) speaks of Elysian or Ellis-i-an scholars “Swearing with scholarly seriousness and with that playfulness which is seriousness’ twin sister.” Thompson’s <i>Gorgias</i>, 41. +</div> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_2" href="#fr_2">[2]</a></sup>See <a href="#p8">“Weed,” p. 37</a>. +</div> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_3" href="#fr_3">[3]</a></sup>See <a href="#p10">“Weed,” p. 43</a>. +</div> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_4" href="#fr_4">[4]</a></sup>See Lowell on “Dandelions”:—<div class="verse"><p class="t0">“Fringing the dusty road with harmless gold.”</p></div> +</div> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_ix">[ix]</div> +<h2>SOME ELUCIDATIONS OF THE INTRODUCTION BY THE EDITORS</h2> +<dl class="ffn"> +<dt>Lines</dt> +<dd><a id="ffn1" href="#ffr1">1.</a> So also, +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t">“. . . amidst the fairest flowers</p> +<p class="t">Of the blest isles, Elysium’s blooming bowers.”</p> +</div> +<span class="ddcont">Greek inscription on a marble at Rome. Neaves, <i>Greek Anthology</i>, +<i>Edin.</i>, 1874, p. 62 (“blooming,” vulgarism, +meaning weedy.)</span></dd> +<dd><a id="ffn2" href="#ffr2">2.</a> Cf. <i>Ezekiel</i>, xxxvii. 1, 2.</dd> +<dd><a id="ffn3" href="#ffr3">3.</a> Academic “crowns and halos” (cf. Seneca, <i>Naturales +Questiones</i>, 1, 2, 1 and 3) must needs, for obvious +reasons, be made of paper. Notice also the subtle +suggestion that Dr. Ellis is <i>laurea donandus +Apollinari</i>, worthy of the laurel (crown) of Apollo. +(Horace, <i>Carminum</i>, iv. 2, 9.)</dd> +<dd><a id="ffn4" href="#ffr4">4.</a> Why should “the gown and hood” be required “for +angels’ wings”? To clothe them withal, of course. +The draping of angels with wings and the attachment +of wings to the structure of the back of the +human figure have presented problems to artists +in all ages. The best solution is undoubtedly to +cover up the wings, and the gown with its hood is +the only appropriate garment. (Cf. Carpenter, +Edward, “Angels’ Wings,” . . . London, 1898, pp. +25-40, in which the anatomical and sartorial difficulties +are fully discussed.)</dd> +<dt class="pb" id="Page_x">[x]</dt> +<dd><a id="ffn8" href="#ffr8">8.</a> Principal Hutton and Dr. Ellis present the phenomenon of +<span class="greek" title="homoblastês">ὁµοβλαστής</span> +sprouting (or swearing) together. Cf. Theophrastus, “On +the Causes of Plants,” v, 5, 4.</dd> +<dd><a id="ffn10" href="#ffr10">10.</a> In other words, Dr. Ellis is at once +<span class="greek" title="polupaipalos">πολῠπαίπᾰλος,</span> +exceeding crafty (<i>i.e.</i> master of many crafts, +including angling). Cf. Homer, <i>Odyssey</i>, 15, 419, +11. and <span class="greek" title="polupathês">πολῠπᾰθής,</span> +subject to many passions. Cf. Plutarch, <i>Moralia</i>, 171.</dd> +<dd><a id="ffn11" href="#ffr11">11-12.</a> A subtle hint of <span class="greek" title="elasi-bronta">ἐλᾰσί-βροντα,</span> +thunder hurling (cf. Pindar, <i>Fragments</i>, 108), or +<span class="greek" title="hellissô bômon">ἑλλίσσω βωµόν,</span> +to dance round about it (whatever it may be). Cf. +Callimachus, <i>Del.</i> 321.</dd> +<dd><a id="ffn13" href="#ffr13">13.</a> Clearly referring to “<i>praedam calamo tremente ducit</i>,” +he draws in his prey with a rod. Martial, 4, 30, 9. +Cf. <i>infra</i>, <a href="#p6">“Weed” p. 31</a>.</dd> +<dd><a id="ffn16" href="#ffr16">16.</a> “The pious Jordan” is evidently a bull, referring to +the cult of the river-god. It reflects <i>tauriformis +Aufidus</i>, the bull-formed Aufidus, the river upon +which Horace was born (Horace, <i>Carminum</i>, iv. +14, 25). We also have our Afidus or Jordan, +upon whose banks our own Horace lives.</dd> +<dt class="pb" id="Page_xi">[xi]</dt> +<dd><a id="ffn17" href="#ffr17">17-20.</a> An ingenious reference to the University final +examinations in May, when candidates write all +day and the examiner reads and smokes till dawn. +Having subjected his victims to freshly devised +tortures (<i>novo quaestiones genere distorsit</i> +Suetonius, <i>Dom.</i> 10), he broods over their miseries and their +papers—<span class="greek" title="eleas aneleos">ἐλεᾶς ἀνέλεος</span>—an +owl without pity.</dd> +<dd><a id="ffn23" href="#ffr23">23-24.</a> Or, in the language of the angler, his +<span class="greek" title="epanthrakides">ἐπανθρᾰκίδες</span> +have been our +<span class="greek" title="epanthismos">ἐπανθισμός</span>; +his weeds have given us the motive for the design on the back of +this book.</dd> +</dl> +<p class="jr1">J. M. +<br />J. J. M.</p> +<div class="img"> +<img src="images/p11.png" alt="picture of open book, pages transforming into plant leaves" width="172" height="138" /> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_xiii">[xiii]</div> +<h2>CONTENTS</h2> +<dl class="toc"> +<dt><span class="small">PAGE</span></dt> +<dt><a href="#p1"><span class="sc">Little White Crow</span></a> 1</dt> +<dt><a href="#p2"><span class="sc">Consider the Lilies of the Field</span></a> 18</dt> +<dt><a href="#p3"><span class="sc">The Skunk Cabbage</span></a> 21</dt> +<dt><a href="#p4"><span class="sc">The Wanderer’s Song</span></a> 25</dt> +<dt><a href="#p5"><span class="sc">The Cowdung Fly</span></a> 27</dt> +<dt><a href="#p6"><span class="sc">The Song of the Bass</span></a> 31</dt> +<dt><a href="#p7"><span class="sc">Maskinongewagaming</span></a> 33</dt> +<dt><a href="#p8"><span class="sc">Magaguadavic and Digdeguash</span></a> 37</dt> +<dt><a href="#p9"><span class="sc">Rhona Adair</span></a> 40</dt> +<dt><a href="#p10"><span class="sc">The Duffer’s Elegy</span></a> 42</dt> +<dt><a href="#p11"><span class="sc">When Potter Played</span></a> 45</dt> +<dt><a href="#p12"><span class="sc">Colonial Preference</span></a> 47</dt> +<dt><a href="#p13"><span class="sc">The Lyric League</span></a> 51</dt> +<dt><a href="#p14"><span class="sc">Psychology</span></a> 53</dt> +<dt><a href="#p15"><span class="sc">The Bal Poudré</span></a> 55</dt> +<dt><a href="#p16"><span class="sc">Wisdom and Fancy</span></a> 56</dt> +<dt><a href="#p17"><span class="sc">Persicos Odi</span></a> 57</dt> +<dt><a href="#p18"><span class="sc">The Iceberg</span></a> 58</dt> +<dt><a href="#p19"><span class="sc">Horace I.</span>, i</a> 60</dt> +<dt><a href="#p20"><span class="sc">When You and I were Young, Adam</span></a> 63</dt> +<dt><a href="#p21"><span class="sc">As a Watch in the Night</span></a> 68</dt> +<dt><a href="#p22"><span class="sc">To R. R. W.</span></a> 70</dt> +</dl> +<div class="pb" id="Page_xv">[xv]</div> +<p class="jboth"><span class="jl">Christmas 1913</span> Toronto</p> +<p class="center"> +<i>To those good friends in whose indulgent eyes +<br />they seemed worth collecting and preserving; +<br />And to the beloved memory of some +<br />who once trod with me the Highways and Byways +<br />where they were gathered; +<br />I offer this handful of +<br />Wayside Weeds.</i></p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_1">[1]</div> +<h3 id="p1">Little White Crow +<br /><span class="subttl">(A LEGEND OF ST. ANNE)</span></h3> +<h4>Part I.</h4> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Little White Crow was an Algonkin,</p> +<p class="t">And he lived on the Isle of Chips;</p> +<p class="t0">His legs were long, and his flanks were thin,</p> +<p class="t0">He had high cheek-bones, and a strong square chin,</p> +<p class="t0">Jet black was his hair, dark red was his skin,</p> +<p class="t0">And white were his teeth, when a joyful grin</p> +<p class="t0">At the sound of the war-whoop’s hideous din</p> +<p class="t3">Parted his silent lips.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Three eagles’ feathers adorned his head,</p> +<p class="t">Well greased was his snaky hair;</p> +<p class="t0">His face was daubed with black and with red,</p> +<p class="t0">No trousers he wore, but fringed leggings instead,</p> +<p class="t0">And moccasins ’broidered with quills for thread.</p> +<p class="t0">Very proud was his look, very stately his tread,</p> +<p class="t3">And of this he was fully aware.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_2">[2]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Little White Crow had a sharp <i>couteau</i>,</p> +<p class="t">A carbine, and powder and shot:</p> +<p class="t0">And the scalps of the braves whom he’d sent below</p> +<p class="t0">Hung at his girdle, a goodly row.</p> +<p class="t0">He’d a med’cine bag where he was wont to stow</p> +<p class="t0">Charms against famine and fever and foe:</p> +<p class="t0">And over his shoulders he used to throw</p> +<p class="t0">A beaver-skin robe on occasions of show:</p> +<p class="t0">Oh, a very fine fellow was Little White Crow!</p> +<p class="t0">If you’re curious to learn why they christened him so</p> +<p class="t0">The Indian Department might possibly know</p> +<p class="t0">Ask Deputy Minister Scott.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Father Le Cocq was a priest from Quebec,</p> +<p class="t0">Rather spindle of shank, rather scraggy of neck;</p> +<p class="t0">He’d a stoop in the shoulder, was yellow of skin,</p> +<p class="t0">With closely cut hair, and a smooth shaven chin,</p> +<p class="t0">He had very black eyes, and a rather red nose;</p> +<p class="t0">Wore shoes with steel buckles and very square toes,</p> +<p class="t0">A big shovel hat, a black cassock and bands,</p> +<p class="t0">And a rosary seldom was out of his hands.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">But Loyola never, and nowhere than he</p> +<p class="t0">Had a loyaller or a more staunch devotee;</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_3">[3]</div> +<p class="t0">And none carried further the Jesuit virtue,</p> +<p class="t0">Viz.:—“Do as you’re bid, and don’t cry if it hurt you!”</p> +<p class="t0">Though gentle by nature and fond of his ease,</p> +<p class="t0">He would work like a slave his Superior to please;</p> +<p class="t0">He would shrink from no danger, pain, toil or disgrace,</p> +<p class="t0">Or would swear wrong was right until black in the face!</p> +<p class="t0">As wise as a serpent, as firm as a rock,</p> +<p class="t0">Yet as meek as a dove was good Father Le Cocq.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">With bell, book and candle the priest had been sent</p> +<p class="t0">To Ottawa’s banks, with the pious intent</p> +<p class="t0">To find, if he could, after diligent search,</p> +<p class="t0">A few stray, red sheep for the fold of the church;</p> +<p class="t0">And there in a cabin of poles and of bark,</p> +<p class="t0">He sang hymns and said masses from daylight to dark.</p> +<p class="t0">It happened one day that good Father Le Cocq</p> +<p class="t0">Had been visiting some of the lambs of his flock,</p> +<p class="t0">And homeward returning, his pious task done,</p> +<p class="t0">Was paddling along at the set of the sun.</p> +<p class="t0">Now a man may be virtuous, learned, austere,</p> +<p class="t0">In religion devout, and in morals severe,</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_4">[4]</div> +<p class="t0">Yet,—true as it’s strange, and sad as it’s true,—</p> +<p class="t0"><i>Not</i> able to manage a birch bark canoe!</p> +<p class="t0">So now,—at the paddle by no means a dab,—</p> +<p class="t0">He caught what is vulgarly known as a “crab”:</p> +<p class="t0">His balance he lost, the canoe was upset,</p> +<p class="t0">And Father Le Cocq tumbled into the wet!</p> +<p class="t0">Poor Father Le Cocq! any chance looker-on</p> +<p class="t0">Would have fancied for certain, his usefulness gone.</p> +<p class="t0">And, indeed, the priest’s chance was uncommonly slim,</p> +<p class="t0">The current ran fast, not a stroke could he swim,</p> +<p class="t0">And he thought all was over in this world for him.</p> +<p class="t0">But, thanks to St. Francis, St. Anne, St. Ignatius,</p> +<p class="t0">Or some saintly personage equally gracious,</p> +<p class="t0">It happened that not fifty paces below,</p> +<p class="t0">Behind a big boulder sat Little White Crow.</p> +<p class="t0">He was fishing for trout, and I wish I could catch,</p> +<p class="t0">In these days of saw-mills another such batch!</p> +<p class="t0">The rock, as I’ve said, hid the priest from his view,</p> +<p class="t0">But he heard a great splash, and he saw a canoe</p> +<p class="t0">Float down bottom upwards, while close behind that</p> +<p class="t0">Swam jauntily after,—a big shovel hat.</p> +<p class="t0">No moment to ponder paused Little White Crow:</p> +<p class="t0">He sprang from the bank like a shaft from a bow;</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_5">[5]</div> +<p class="t0">He could swim like a mallard and dive like a loon,</p> +<p class="t0">But he reached the poor priest not a moment too soon;</p> +<p class="t0">Caught hold of his cassock and collared him fast,</p> +<p class="t0">Just while he was sinking the third time and last;</p> +<p class="t0">Then reaching the shore, dragged the poor Father out,</p> +<p class="t0">As you’d land a remarkably overgrown trout!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">It’s needless to mention that Little White Crow</p> +<p class="t0">Did not know, and could not be expected to know,</p> +<p class="t0">Doctor Marshall Hall’s method, so justly renowned,</p> +<p class="t0">For restoring to life the apparently drowned;</p> +<p class="t0">But he worked in his own way with such a good will,</p> +<p class="t0">He rubbed and he chafed with such zeal and such skill</p> +<p class="t0">That the priest after heaving some very deep sighs,</p> +<p class="t0">First yawned, and then groaned, and then opened his eyes.</p> +<p class="t0">Little Crow’s simple means as completely succeeded,</p> +<p class="t0">As ever the treatment of any M.D. did.</p> +<p class="t0">(Where credit is due I’m determined to give it)</p> +<p class="t0">And the priest before long was as right as a trivet.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_6">[6]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“My friend and preserver, you very well know,”</p> +<p class="t">Thus the Father the red-skin addressed,</p> +<p class="t0">“That of gold and of silver I’ve none to bestow,</p> +<p class="t0">In return for the life that to you I must owe”;</p> +<p class="t0">(Here he drew a silk bag from his breast)—</p> +<p class="t0">“But one precious treasure I beg you’ll accept.”</p> +<p class="t0">(And here, overcome by emotion, he wept.)</p> +<p class="t0">Then he took a small object from out of the bag,</p> +<p class="t0">Which he carefully wiped with a small piece of rag.</p> +<p class="t0">A moment he tenderly gazed on it,—then</p> +<p class="t0">He kissed it with fervour again and again,</p> +<p class="t0">One last lingering look of affection,—and so</p> +<p class="t0">He handed it over to Little White Crow.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">With stately politeness the Indian received</p> +<p class="t0">The treasure so prized, and at once he perceived,</p> +<p class="t0">(With some disappointment, to tell you the truth,)</p> +<p class="t0"><i>A badly decayed, rather large, double tooth</i>!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“In your estimation, I very much fear,”</p> +<p class="t">Thus gravely the Father began,</p> +<p class="t0">“Devoid of all value my gift will appear;</p> +<p class="t0">But when you have heard me its worth will be clear:</p> +<p class="t">’Tis a relic of Holy Saint Anne!</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_7">[7]</div> +<p class="t0">To tell half its virtues all night would require:</p> +<p class="t">’Tis an excellent cure for the vapours;</p> +<p class="t0">’Twill heal any dropsy, no matter how dire,</p> +<p class="t0">Put out the last spark of Saint Anthony’s fire,</p> +<p class="t">And stop all Saint Vitus’s capers!</p> +<p class="t0">The twinges of toothache, so hard to endure,</p> +<p class="t">The quinsy, the gout and the spleen,</p> +<p class="t0">The scurvy, the jaundice, all these it will cure;</p> +<p class="t0">While to break up an ague you’ll find it more sure—</p> +<p class="t0">And a great deal more cheap,—than quinine.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“In short, there is nothing need cause you alarm</p> +<p class="t">So long as this relic you wear;</p> +<p class="t0">You’ll find it indeed an infallible charm</p> +<p class="t0">Against every conceivable species of harm</p> +<p class="t">To which poor humanity’s heir.”</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">He ceased, the red-skin gravely smiled,</p> +<p class="t">And gravely shook his head,</p> +<p class="t0">And then the simple forest child</p> +<p class="t0">Addressed the priest in accents mild,</p> +<p class="t">And this is what he said:</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“My uncle thinks it’s easy to gull</p> +<p class="t">Little White Crow, I ween;</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_8">[8]</div> +<p class="t0">Hollow and empty he deems his skull,</p> +<p class="t0">He fancies his wits are all gone dull,—</p> +<p class="t">He’s wrong,—they’re <i>Al-gon-keen</i>!”</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">He grinned, and without any further delay</p> +<p class="t0">Put the tooth in his med’cine bag safely away,</p> +<p class="t0">And then with a gesture more free than polite,</p> +<p class="t0">Clapped the priest on the shoulder and wished him, “good night.”</p> +</div> +<h4>Part II.</h4> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">A year and a day! A year and a day!</p> +<p class="t0">How the days and the weeks and the months roll away!</p> +<p class="t0">How little we know what of joy or of sorrow lies</p> +<p class="t0">Before us next year—but I’ve no time to moralize.</p> +<p class="t0">Well, a year and a day had elapsed as I’ve stated,</p> +<p class="t0">Since the incidents happened I lately related.</p> +<p class="t0">Little White Crow and a score of his friends</p> +<p class="t0">To further their own individual ends</p> +<p class="t0">(And those of their neighbours as well, I’ve no doubt),</p> +<p class="t0">Deep loaded with furs for Quebec had set out.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_9">[9]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">They’d been rather more lucky than usual, I think,</p> +<p class="t0">In hunting the beaver, the bear and the mink;</p> +<p class="t0">And their spoils at Quebec they intended to trade</p> +<p class="t0">For the goods of the French, which long habit had made</p> +<p class="t0">If not indispensable still very handy,—</p> +<p class="t0">Knives, gunpowder, kettles, beads, bullets and brandy.</p> +<p class="t0">To keep to my story: our friends on this day</p> +<p class="t0">Down the river were calmly pursuing their way,</p> +<p class="t0">When Little White Crow in the foremost canoe</p> +<p class="t0">Was startled to hear a wild hullabaloo.</p> +<p class="t0">He sprang to his feet, and he shaded his eyes,</p> +<p class="t0">Then cried in a voice of alarm and surprise—</p> +<p class="t0">(We all use strong words when things happen to plague us),</p> +<p class="t0">“Oh bother it! here are those bless’d Onondagas!”</p> +<p class="t0">He said; and with yells of defiance the crews</p> +<p class="t0">Paddled quickly ashore and pulled up their canoes.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Oh! pleasant it is through the forest to stray</p> +<p class="t2">In the gladsome month of June;</p> +<p class="t0">To list to the scream of the merry blue jay,</p> +<p class="t0">And the chirp of the squirrel so blithe and gay,</p> +<p class="t0">And the sigh of the soft south winds that play</p> +<p class="t0">In the top of the pine trees tall and grey</p> +<p class="t2">A sweet regretful tune.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_10">[10]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">And pleasant it is o’er a forest lake</p> +<p class="t">Through the cool white mists to glide,</p> +<p class="t0">Ere the bright warm day is half awake,</p> +<p class="t0">When the trout the glassy surface break,</p> +<p class="t0">And the doe comes down her thirst to slake,</p> +<p class="t">With her dappled fawn by her side.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Where the loon’s loud laugh rings wild and clear,</p> +<p class="t0">Where the black duck rears her brood;</p> +<p class="t0">Where the tall blue heron with mien austere,</p> +<p class="t0">Poised on one leg at the marge of the mere,</p> +<p class="t0">Muses in solitude.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Yes, sweet and fair are the forest glades,</p> +<p class="t">Where the world’s rude clamours cease;</p> +<p class="t0">Where no harsh, workaday sound invades</p> +<p class="t0">The Sabbath rest of the solemn shades;</p> +<p class="t">A Paradise of peace!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">But oh! it’s a different thing when one knows,</p> +<p class="t0">That each bush is an ambush concealing one’s foes;</p> +<p class="t0">When the sweet flowers are choked by the sulphurous breath</p> +<p class="t0">Of the musket whose mouth is the portal of death;</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_11">[11]</div> +<p class="t0">When instead of the song of the frolicsome bird,</p> +<p class="t0">Shots, shrieks, yells and curses alone can be heard;</p> +<p class="t0">Then the streamlet’s sweet tinkle seems changed to a knell,</p> +<p class="t0">And the forest’s deep gloom to the blackness of hell!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Little White Crow, at the close of the day,</p> +<p class="t0">With a handful of comrades was standing at bay;</p> +<p class="t0">Things had gone with them badly, they were but a score</p> +<p class="t0">And the enemy numbered a hundred or more.</p> +<p class="t0">Now flushed with success and of victory sure,</p> +<p class="t0">The Iroquois, thinking their triumph secure,</p> +<p class="t0">Were preparing to deal one last finishing blow</p> +<p class="t0">To annihilate utterly Little White Crow!</p> +<p class="t0">Poor Little White Crow! though a “fisher of men,”</p> +<p class="t0">He hardly looked like an apostle just then;</p> +<p class="t0">He’d been dodging all day behind rock, bush and tree,</p> +<p class="t0">A cunning old fox in a scrimmage was he.</p> +<p class="t0">But numbers will tell in the long run, and now,</p> +<p class="t0">With hate in his heart and revenge on his brow,</p> +<p class="t0">With his knife in his teeth and his gun in his hand,</p> +<p class="t0">As he urged on his comrades to make one last stand,</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_12">[12]</div> +<p class="t0">Though his bullets were spent and their arrows all gone—</p> +<p class="t0">He looked more like Old Nick, I’m afraid, than Saint John!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Little White Crow had poured into his gun</p> +<p class="t0">His last charge of powder, but bullets he’d none;</p> +<p class="t0">He searched in his shot pouch again and again,</p> +<p class="t0">He begged of his comrades, but begged all in vain;</p> +<p class="t0">Among the whole party in fact there was not</p> +<p class="t0">So much as one pellet of No. 6 shot.</p> +<p class="t0">He was just giving up the whole job in disgust</p> +<p class="t0">When his hand in his med’cine bag chancing to thrust,</p> +<p class="t0">As Fortune would have it his fingers he ran</p> +<p class="t0">Against the back tooth of the blessed Saint Anne!</p> +<p class="t0">Little White Crow gave a terrible shout,</p> +<p class="t0">The tooth in a trice from the bag he whipped out,</p> +<p class="t0">Dropped it into his musket, and yelling still louder,</p> +<p class="t0">He rammed it well home on the top of the powder.</p> +<p class="t0">But here come the foe! From rocks, bushes and trees</p> +<p class="t0">They start like a swarm of exasperate bees;</p> +<p class="t0">A capital simile that is in any case,</p> +<p class="t0">To describe an assault of Oneidas or Senecas:</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_13">[13]</div> +<p class="t0">And one, as it happens, remarkably apt in</p> +<p class="t0">This particular case, for the Iroquois Captain</p> +<p class="t0">Was a chief called Big Hornet,—a beggar to fight,</p> +<p class="t0">Who measured six feet and some inches in height.</p> +<p class="t0">’Twas he gave the signal to make the attack,</p> +<p class="t0">’Twas he led the rush of the bloodthirsty pack,</p> +<p class="t0">And ’twas he, as he charged in the front of the foe,</p> +<p class="t0">Attracted the notice of Little White Crow.</p> +<p class="t0">Little White Crow brought his gun to his shoulder,</p> +<p class="t0">And rested the barrel on top of a boulder,</p> +<p class="t0">Singled out the Big Hornet’s conspicuous figure,</p> +<p class="t0">Drew a bead on his forehead,—and then pulled the trigger.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“Click” went the flint lock, and the musket went “bang,”</p> +<p class="t0">The forest around with the loud echo rang,</p> +<p class="t0">The gun burst to atoms, so great was the shock,</p> +<p class="t0">And vanished entirely, lock, barrel and stock:</p> +<p class="t0">While wholly uninjured, incredible though,</p> +<p class="t0">It seems, I acknowledge, was Little White Crow.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">But the Iroquois Chief gave a horrible yell,</p> +<p class="t0">He threw up his arms and then backward he fell;</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_14">[14]</div> +<p class="t0">He sprang to his feet and fell backward again,</p> +<p class="t0">He rolled, and he writhed, and he wriggled with pain.</p> +<p class="t0">His friends gathered round him and started aghast,</p> +<p class="t0">At seeing a <i>tooth</i> to his nose sticking fast.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“Away,” they cried, smitten with panic, “away!</p> +<p class="t">Let us fly to the distant hills!</p> +<p class="t0">The Devil is fighting against us to-day,</p> +<p class="t0">Our foemen are shedding their teeth as they say</p> +<p class="t0">That the porcupine sheds its quills!”</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">And shaking with terror away they all ran,</p> +<p class="t0">Big Hornet, as usual, leading the van,</p> +<p class="t0">While astride on his nose sat the tooth of Saint Anne!</p> +</div> +<h4>Part III.</h4> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">In the Iroquois towns very deep was the grief,</p> +<p class="t0">When they heard of the pitiful plight of their chief;</p> +<p class="t0">There wasn’t a woman in all the Five Nations,</p> +<p class="t0">Who didn’t indulge in prolonged lamentations.</p> +<p class="t0">They tried to relieve him, but tried all in vain,</p> +<p class="t0">The tenderest touch produced exquisite pain:</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_15">[15]</div> +<p class="t0">The med’cine men tried incantations and sorceries,</p> +<p class="t0">And yet, though their magic as strong as a hawser is,</p> +<p class="t0">The tooth wouldn’t budge for the best of the lot;</p> +<p class="t0">The more they incanted the tighter it got.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">A Dutchman from Albany came to their aid,</p> +<p class="t0">Who had once been a student of medicine at Leyden;</p> +<p class="t0">He practised in vain each resource of his trade,</p> +<p class="t0">And swore that the tooth by the foul fiend was made,</p> +<p class="t0">While its carious cavity was, so he said,</p> +<p class="t">A hole for the Devil to hide in.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Big Hornet meanwhile grew haggard and grey,</p> +<p class="t0">With grief and chagrin he was wasting away;</p> +<p class="t0">His friends found their efforts all powerless to save</p> +<p class="t0">Their chief in his rapid descent to the grave;</p> +<p class="t0">There was nobody able to set the tooth free,</p> +<p class="t0">It clung like a little Old Man of the Sea!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">It happened one day there was brought to the town</p> +<p class="t0">A captive French priest in a shabby black gown;</p> +<p class="t0">He had very black eyes and a rather red nose,</p> +<p class="t0">Wore shoes with steel buckles, and very square toes;</p> +<p class="t0">He’d a stoop in the shoulder, was yellow of skin,</p> +<p class="t0">And a week’s growth of bristles disfigured his chin.</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_16">[16]</div> +<p class="t0">Alas and alack! it was Father Le Cocq:</p> +<p class="t0">The Iroquois wolves had both harried the flock</p> +<p class="t0">And kidnapped the shepherd—now doomed to be fried as</p> +<p class="t0">Soon as it suited the heathen Oneidas!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Now, just as a drowning man grabs at a straw,</p> +<p class="t0">His aid was besought by the favourite squaw</p> +<p class="t0">Of the sick man—no doubt at some saint’s kind suggestion</p> +<p class="t0">To specify which is quite out of the question.</p> +<p class="t0">“O Frenchman, remove the excrescence that grows</p> +<p class="t0">So horribly tight on the bridge of his nose,</p> +<p class="t0">And home to your friends you shall safely return</p> +<p class="t0">Instead of remaining among us to burn!”</p> +<p class="t0">Thus urged, the good Jesuit followed the squaw;</p> +<p class="t0">But oh! his bewilderment, wonder and awe,</p> +<p class="t">No tongue can describe, and no pencil can paint,</p> +<p class="t0">When lifting his hands in amazement he saw</p> +<p class="t">On the nose of the red-skin the tooth of the saint.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">But Father Le Cocq wasn’t long at a loss;</p> +<p class="t0">He made on the relic the sign of the cross,</p> +<p class="t0">When, wondrous to hear and amazing to tell,</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_17">[17]</div> +<p class="t0">The tooth from the nose incontinent fell.</p> +<p class="t0">And the chief, from that moment, began to get well!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">My story is told. There’s no more to relate.</p> +<p class="t0">The Iroquois sent back the Father in state;</p> +<p class="t0">They feasted him daily as long as he’d tarry,</p> +<p class="t0">Then gave him more furs than he knew how to carry,</p> +<p class="t0">And safe in his bosom, thrice fortunate man,</p> +<p class="t0">He bore the back tooth of the blessed Saint Anne!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">As for Little White Crow from that day to the end</p> +<p class="t0">Of his life he was known as the “Frenchman’s best friend”;</p> +<p class="t0">A friend of French missions he called himself, and he</p> +<p class="t0">Without any doubt was a friend of French brandy.</p> +<p class="t0">At the close of a well spent career the old man had a</p> +<p class="t0">Collection of scalps quite unequalled in Canada:</p> +<p class="t0">But never again did he venture to sneer</p> +<p class="t0">At the bones of the saints, looked they never so queer.</p> +<p class="t0">He often would say that his good luck began,</p> +<p class="t0">On the day he received the back tooth of Saint Anne;</p> +<p class="t0">And for all his successes he piously thanked it. He</p> +<p class="t0">Died full of years in the odour of sanctity.</p> +</div> +<p>1878.</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_18">[18]</div> +<h3 id="p2">Consider the Lilies of the Field<sup><a id="fr_5" href="#fn_5">[5]</a></sup></h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">O weary child of toil and care,</p> +<p class="t0">Trembling at every cloud that lowers,</p> +<p class="t0">Come and behold how passing fair</p> +<p class="t0">Thy God hath made the flowers.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">From every hillside’s sunny slope,</p> +<p class="t0">From every forest’s leafy shade</p> +<p class="t0">The flowers, sweet messengers of hope,</p> +<p class="t0">Bid thee “Be not afraid.”</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The windflower blooms in yonder bower</p> +<p class="t0">All heedless of to-morrow’s storm,</p> +<p class="t0">Nor trembles for the coming shower</p> +<p class="t0">The lily’s stately form.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">No busy shuttle plied to deck</p> +<p class="t0">With sunset tints the blushing rose,</p> +<p class="t0">And little does the harebell reck</p> +<p class="t0">Of toil and all its woes.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_19">[19]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The water-lily, pure and white,</p> +<p class="t0">Floats idle on the summer stream,</p> +<p class="t0">Seeming almost too fair and bright</p> +<p class="t0">For aught but Poet’s dream.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The gorgeous tulip, though arrayed</p> +<p class="t0">In gold and gems, knows naught of care,</p> +<p class="t0">The violet in the mossy glade</p> +<p class="t0">Of labour has no share.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">They toil not—yet the lily’s dyes</p> +<p class="t0">Phœnicean fabrics far surpass,</p> +<p class="t0">Nor India’s rarest gem out-vies</p> +<p class="t0">The little blue-eyed grass.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">For God’s own hand hath clothed the flowers</p> +<p class="t0">With fairy form and rainbow hue,</p> +<p class="t0">Hath nurtured them with summer showers</p> +<p class="t0">And watered them with dew.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">To-day, a thousand blossoms fair,</p> +<p class="t0">From sunny slope and sheltered glade,</p> +<p class="t0">With grateful incense fill the air—</p> +<p class="t0">To-morrow they shall fade.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_20">[20]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">But thou shalt live when sinks in night</p> +<p class="t0">Yon glorious sun, and shall not He</p> +<p class="t0">Who hath the flowers so richly dight,</p> +<p class="t0">Much rather care for thee?</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">O, faithless murmurer, thou may’st read</p> +<p class="t0">A lesson in the lowly sod,</p> +<p class="t0">Heaven will supply thine utmost need,</p> +<p class="t0">Fear not, but trust in God.</p> +</div> +<p>1865.</p> +<div class="fnblock"> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_5" href="#fr_5">[5]</a></sup>Awarded the prize for English verse in the University of Toronto in 1865. +</div> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_21">[21]</div> +<h3 id="p3">The Skunk Cabbage</h3> +<p class="bq">“Along the oozing margins of swampy streams, where +Spring seems to detach the sluggish ice from the softening +mud, the Skunk Cabbage is boldly announcing nature’s +revival. Handsome, vigorous and strong, richly coloured in +purple, with delicate . . . markings of yellow, it rises . . . a +pointed bulb-like flower, as large as a lemon. . . . Even its +devoted admirers, who seek it as the earliest of all the +awakening flowers, feel constrained to apologise for the +odour it exhales.”—<span class="sc">S. T. Wood</span>, in <i>The Globe</i>.</p> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The soft south wind hath kissed the earth</p> +<p class="t">That long a widowed bride hath been;</p> +<p class="t0">And she begins in tearful mirth,</p> +<p class="t">To weave herself a robe of green.</p> +<p class="t3">The budding spray</p> +<p class="t3">On maples grey</p> +<p class="t0">Proclaims the quick approaching spring;</p> +<p class="t0">And brooks their new-found freedom sing.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Green is the moss in yonder glade</p> +<p class="t">On cedars old that loves to grow;</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_22">[22]</div> +<p class="t0">And, underneath the pine tree’s shade,</p> +<p class="t">The wintergreen peeps through the snow.</p> +<p class="t3">The fields no more</p> +<p class="t3">With frost are hoar;</p> +<p class="t0">But not a flower doth yet appear</p> +<p class="t0">In glade or wood or meadow sere.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The earth within her sheltering breast</p> +<p class="t">The pale hepatica doth hide;</p> +<p class="t0">The bloodroot and wake-robin rest</p> +<p class="t">In quiet slumber side by side;</p> +<p class="t3">The violet</p> +<p class="t3">Is sleeping yet;</p> +<p class="t0">And still the sweet spring-beauty lies</p> +<p class="t0">Beyond the reach of longing eyes.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">But look! beside the silent stream,</p> +<p class="t">Beneath the alders brown and bare,</p> +<p class="t0">What is it shines with purple gleam</p> +<p class="t">’Mid withered leaves that moulder there?</p> +<p class="t3">I know thee well,</p> +<p class="t3">But may not tell</p> +<p class="t0">Thy name. Yet I rejoice to meet thee,</p> +<p class="t0">And from my heart, old friend, I greet thee!</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_23">[23]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The lily hangs her dainty head</p> +<p class="t">To hear her charms so loudly sung;</p> +<p class="t0">The rose doth blush a deeper red</p> +<p class="t">To know her praise on every tongue.</p> +<p class="t3">But no kind word</p> +<p class="t3">Is ever heard</p> +<p class="t0">Of thee: The poets all reject thee,</p> +<p class="t0">The vulgar scorn thee or neglect thee.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">And yet I love thee. Thou dost bring</p> +<p class="t">To me a thousand visions bright</p> +<p class="t0">Of joyous birds that soon will sing</p> +<p class="t">Among the hawthorn blossoms white;</p> +<p class="t3">Of happy hours</p> +<p class="t3">’Mid dewy flowers;</p> +<p class="t0">The hum of bees; the silvery gleams</p> +<p class="t0">Of leaping trout in amber streams.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Soon as the snows of winter yield</p> +<p class="t">To April sun and April floods,</p> +<p class="t0">Retiring from the open field</p> +<p class="t">To strongholds in the thickest woods,</p> +<p class="t3">Then like a scout,</p> +<p class="t3">Dost thou peep out,</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_24">[24]</div> +<p class="t0">And cheerily lift up thy head</p> +<p class="t0">To tell the flowers the foe has fled.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">O thou that comest our hearts to cheer,</p> +<p class="t">The first of all the flowers of spring,</p> +<p class="t0">Brave herald of the opening year,</p> +<p class="t">Accept the tribute that I bring,</p> +<p class="t3">When now once more,</p> +<p class="t3">The winter o’er,</p> +<p class="t0">Thy honest face has greeted us,</p> +<p class="t0">O Symplocarpus fœtidus!<sup><a id="fr_6" href="#fn_6">[6]</a></sup></p> +</div> +<p>1904.</p> +<div class="fnblock"> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_6" href="#fr_6">[6]</a></sup>The fickle botanists have changed the generic name of the Skunk Cabbage to Spathyema. For reasons which will be obvious to the intelligent reader, the author prefers to retain the older designation. +</div> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_25">[25]</div> +<h3 id="p4">The Wanderer’s Song</h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">We have left far behind us the dwellings of men,</p> +<p class="t0">We have traversed the forest, the lake and the fen,</p> +<p class="t0">From island to island like sea birds we roam,</p> +<p class="t0">The waves are our path, and the world is our home.</p> +<p class="t2">Juvallera, Juvallera, Juvallera, lera, lera!</p> +<p class="t2">Juvallera, Juvallera, Juvallera, lera, lera!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">On the lone rugged rocks a rich table we spread,</p> +<p class="t0">The balsam and hemlock afford us a bed;</p> +<p class="t0">While the gleam of our camp fire illumines the sky,</p> +<p class="t0">And the murmuring pines sing a soft lullaby.</p> +<p class="t2">Juvallera, etc.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">When the orient hues of the dawning of day</p> +<p class="t0">Emblazon the clouds and smile back from the bay,</p> +<p class="t0">We spring from our couch like the stag from his lair,</p> +<p class="t0">And drink in new life with the free morning air.</p> +<p class="t2">Juvallera, etc.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_26">[26]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Then we launch our light bark on the silvery lake,</p> +<p class="t0">That dimples and breaks into smiles in our wake;</p> +<p class="t0">While we sweeten our toil with a tale or a song,</p> +<p class="t0">Or rest while the winds waft us bravely along.</p> +<p class="t2">Juvallera, etc.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">At night when the deer to the thicket has fled,</p> +<p class="t0">And the scream of the night hawk is heard overhead,</p> +<p class="t0">We startle with laughter the wilderness dim,</p> +<p class="t0">Or the forests resound with our evening hymn.</p> +<p class="t2">Juvallera, etc.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Then Hurrah for the north, with its woods and its hills;</p> +<p class="t0">Hurrah for its rocks, and its lakes and its rills!</p> +<p class="t0">And long may its forests be lovely as now,</p> +<p class="t0">Untouched by the axe, and unscathed by the plow!</p> +<p class="t2">Juvallera, etc.</p> +</div> +<p>1870.</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_27">[27]</div> +<h3 id="p5">The Cowdung Fly</h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Of all the flies that ever I see</p> +<p class="t0">The Cowdung Fly is the fly for me</p> +<p class="t0">In cloud or shine, in wet or dry</p> +<p class="t0">You can’t find the beat of the Cowdung Fly!</p> +<p class="t2">So early in the morning or when the sun is sinking,</p> +<p class="t2">So early in the morning or any time of day.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The salmon fly shines in purple and gold</p> +<p class="t0">Brighter than Solomon shone of old</p> +<p class="t0">But give me the finest that money can buy</p> +<p class="t0">And I’ll give it you back for the Cowdung Fly!</p> +<p class="t2">So early, &c.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">A cute little chap is the silver trout</p> +<p class="t0">When the wind is still and the sun shines out!</p> +<p class="t0">No maiden so coy and no widow so sly</p> +<p class="t0">But he’ll jump like a shot at the Cowdung Fly!</p> +<p class="t2">So early, &c.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_28">[28]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">A tough old cuss is the big black bass</p> +<p class="t0">It’s a mighty hard job to bring him to grass</p> +<p class="t0">But it makes no odds how hard he may try</p> +<p class="t0">He can’t resist the Cowdung Fly!</p> +<p class="t2">So early, &c.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">There’s many a fly of old renown</p> +<p class="t0">Green Drake, Red Spinner and little March Brown,</p> +<p class="t0">Coachman, Professor, but Oh my eye!</p> +<p class="t0">They ain’t a patch on the Cowdung Fly!</p> +<p class="t2">So early, &c.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">There are Hackles black and Hackles white</p> +<p class="t0">Good by day and good by night</p> +<p class="t0">Hackles brown and Hackles red</p> +<p class="t0">But the Cowdung Fly is away ahead!</p> +<p class="t2">So early, &c.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">There’s the little black gnat when the sun shines bright</p> +<p class="t0">And the big white moth for the cool twilight</p> +<p class="t0">But of all the bugs in earth and sky</p> +<p class="t0">I’ll bet my boots on the Cowdung Fly!</p> +<p class="t2">So early, &c.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_29">[29]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Then anglers all you can’t go wrong</p> +<p class="t0">If you’ve plenty of Cowdung Flies along</p> +<p class="t0">You never will want for fish to fry</p> +<p class="t0">If your book’s well stocked with the Cowdung Fly!</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_30">[30]</div> +<h3 id="p6">Song of the Bass</h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Over the waters, merrily dancing,</p> +<p class="t">Softly glides our light canoe,</p> +<p class="t0">While the phantom mirror glancing,</p> +<p class="t">Shines alternate white and blue.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t6"><i>Chorus.</i></p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Never can tell when the bass is a-coming,</p> +<p class="t">Never can tell when he’s going to bite;</p> +<p class="t0">First thing you know your reel will be humming,</p> +<p class="t">Strike him quickly and hold him tight.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Past the maples, red and yellow,</p> +<p class="t">Crimson oak and purple ash—</p> +<p class="t0">Gosh! you’ve hooked a monstrous fellow!</p> +<p class="t">Golly! don’t you hear him splash?</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Hold him lightly, reel him slowly</p> +<p class="t">If you wish your fish to save;</p> +<p class="t0">Nothing’s gained by hurry—Holy</p> +<p class="t">Moses! what a jump he gave.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_32">[32]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Lower your rod; now take the slack up—</p> +<p class="t">Thank your stars you’ve got him yet!</p> +<p class="t0">Now he sticks his thorny back up—</p> +<p class="t">Now you’ve got him in the net!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">In the basket, wrapped in fern, he’ll</p> +<p class="t">Lie in state in scaly grace;</p> +<p class="t0">In the pan, when we return, he’ll</p> +<p class="t">Find a warmer resting place.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Let him fry in crumbs and butter—</p> +<p class="t">Hear the appetizing fizz!</p> +<p class="t0">No weak words that I could utter</p> +<p class="t">Can describe how good he is.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Serve him with a slice of bacon,</p> +<p class="t">Quickly to the banquet come,</p> +<p class="t0">And unless I’m much mistaken</p> +<p class="t">Your remark will be “yum, yum!”</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_31">[31]</div> +<h3>Never can tell when the Bass is a-comin’</h3> +<p class="jboth"><span class="jl"><span class="small">Words: Drs. <span class="sc">Ellis & Spencer</span></span>.</span> Music: Adapted.</p> +<p><span class="smaller"><i>Allegro piscatore: con brio.</i></span></p> +<div class="img"> +<a href="images/p47.mid"><img src="images/p47.png" alt="Music: images/p47.png and images/p47.mid" title="Music: images/p47.png and images/p47.mid" width="449" height="619" /></a> +<br /><a href="images/p47.mid"><span class="small">[play]</span></a></div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_33">[33]</div> +<h3 id="p7">Maskinongewagaming<sup><a id="fr_7" href="#fn_7">[7]</a></sup></h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Would you slay the Maskinongé</p> +<p class="t">In the fastness where he lurks?</p> +<p class="t0">Leave a card <i>pour prendre congé</i></p> +<p class="t">On the town and all its works.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Leave the tram-car’s jarring jangle</p> +<p class="t">For the silent bark canoe;</p> +<p class="t0">For the forest’s leafy tangle,</p> +<p class="t">Bid the dusty streets adieu.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">As befits her slender tonnage,</p> +<p class="t">In our tiny craft we stow</p> +<p class="t0">Cunningly our modest dunnage—</p> +<p class="t">Shove her off, away we go!</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_34">[34]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Joy once more to grasp the paddle!</p> +<p class="t">Farewell worry, doubt and gloom.</p> +<p class="t0">Care, who clings behind the saddle,</p> +<p class="t">Finds in our canoe no room.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Off we go! The lake before us</p> +<p class="t">Stretches far and stretches fair;</p> +<p class="t0">Forest scents are wafted o’er us;</p> +<p class="t">Forest voices fill the air.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Paddling past the pebbly beaches</p> +<p class="t">Where the ancient cedar grows;</p> +<p class="t0">Toiling in the open reaches</p> +<p class="t">When the stiff nor’wester blows.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Winding down the silent river</p> +<p class="t">Where the scarlet maples blaze,</p> +<p class="t0">And the pallid aspens quiver</p> +<p class="t">Through the warm September days;</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Past the oily eddies sweeping</p> +<p class="t">Where the hidden boulder lies;</p> +<p class="t0">Down the rapid gaily leaping</p> +<p class="t">Where the spray about us flies.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_35">[35]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Poling through the gravelly shallows,</p> +<p class="t">Floating ’neath the alder’s shade,</p> +<p class="t0">Where the moose at noon-tide wallows,</p> +<p class="t">And the beaver plies his trade;</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Shoving through the rustling sedges,</p> +<p class="t">Battling with the autumn gale;</p> +<p class="t0">Lifting over rocky ledges,</p> +<p class="t">Sweating on the portage trail—</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">On we go, with steadfast faces,</p> +<p class="t">Till at last with gladdened eyes,</p> +<p class="t0">We behold the secret places</p> +<p class="t">Where the Maskinongé lies.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Shall we find him in the rushes?</p> +<p class="t">Where the waterlilies grow?</p> +<p class="t0">Where the roaring torrent gushes?</p> +<p class="t">In the foam-flecked pool below?</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Fierce and cunning, bold and cruel,</p> +<p class="t">Is the Maskinongé grim,</p> +<p class="t0">Who shall dare him to a duel?</p> +<p class="t">Who shall fight and conquer him?</p> +<p class="t2"><span class="gs">* * * *</span></p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_36">[36]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Proudly with his spoil returning,</p> +<p class="t">We with shouts the victor greet;</p> +<p class="t0">By the camp-fire brightly burning,</p> +<p class="t">He shall have the warmest seat.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Is he hungry? Pile the platter;</p> +<p class="t">Thirsty? Join the gay carouse;</p> +<p class="t0">Weary with his toil? What matter?</p> +<p class="t">Heap his bed with balsam boughs.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Fill his pipe with rare Virginian,</p> +<p class="t">Cheer him till the echoes ring,</p> +<p class="t0">Monarch of his new dominion,</p> +<p class="t">Maskinongewagaming.</p> +</div> +<p>1904.</p> +<div class="fnblock"> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_7" href="#fr_7">[7]</a></sup>The place where the Maskinongé dwells. In the vulgar tongue “Lunge Lake.” +</div> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_37">[37]</div> +<h3 id="p8">Magaguadavic<sup><a id="fr_8" href="#fn_8">[8]</a></sup> and Digdeguash</h3> +<p class="bq">“Are not Abana and Pharpar rivers of Damascus better +than all the waters of Israel?”</p> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Let each man praise the river</p> +<p class="t">That’s dearest to his heart,</p> +<p class="t0">The Rhine, the Guadalquivir,</p> +<p class="t">The Danube or the Dart.</p> +<p class="t0">Let others sing the Tavy,</p> +<p class="t">The Tweed, the Wye, the Lea,</p> +<p class="t0">Give me the Magaguadavic,</p> +<p class="t">The Digdeguash for me.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Some men choose lakes for fishing—</p> +<p class="t">Ceceebe or Couchiching,</p> +<p class="t0">Namabinagashishing,</p> +<p class="t">Kenongewagaming.</p> +<p class="t0">I’ll take my affidavy</p> +<p class="t">That what they say is bosh;</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_38">[38]</div> +<p class="t0">Give me the Magaguadavic,</p> +<p class="t">Give me the Digdeguash!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Beneath the shady willow</p> +<p class="t">Cast cunningly your flies,</p> +<p class="t0">His wake a widening billow;</p> +<p class="t">Behold the monster rise!</p> +<p class="t0">No dreadnought in the navy</p> +<p class="t">Could make so big a splosh;</p> +<p class="t0">You’d hear at Magaguadavic</p> +<p class="t">The trout of Digdeguash!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Behind the purple spruces</p> +<p class="t">The golden sunset dies,</p> +<p class="t0">As each his pipe produces</p> +<p class="t">And puts away his flies.</p> +<p class="t0">The basket’s full, the slavey</p> +<p class="t">To-morrow morn shall wash</p> +<p class="t0">The spoils of Magaguadavic,</p> +<p class="t">The loot of Digdeguash!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">And when upon the table</p> +<p class="t">They come to lie in state,</p> +<p class="t0">Hardly shall we be able</p> +<p class="t">A decent grace to wait.</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_39">[39]</div> +<p class="t0">They need no sauce nor gravy,</p> +<p class="t">For none can beat, by gosh!</p> +<p class="t0">The trout of Magaguadavic,</p> +<p class="t">But those of Digdeguash!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">O restless Bay of Fundy,</p> +<p class="t">O mist and fog and rain,</p> +<p class="t0">Hope whispers I may one day</p> +<p class="t">Behold you yet again.</p> +<p class="t0">How gladly would I brave ye,</p> +<p class="t">Nor ask a mackintosh,</p> +<p class="t0">To see the Magaguadavic,</p> +<p class="t">To fish the Digdeguash.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Callirrhoe’s fair daughters</p> +<p class="t">Have fled their ancient grots;</p> +<p class="t0">The voice of many waters</p> +<p class="t">Turns shrieking into watts.</p> +<p class="t0">But spare, oh! spare, I crave ye,</p> +<p class="t">Amid the general squash,</p> +<p class="t0">The falls of Magaguadavic,</p> +<p class="t">The rips of Digdeguash!</p> +</div> +<p>1910.</p> +<div class="fnblock"> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_8" href="#fr_8">[8]</a></sup>Pronounced Mackadavy. +</div> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_40">[40]</div> +<h3 id="p9">Rhona Adair</h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">How dull these links to me!</p> +<p class="t">Rhona’s not there,</p> +<p class="t0">She whom I long to see,</p> +<p class="t">Rhona Adair!</p> +<p class="t0">Who has a swing so true?</p> +<p class="t0">Who such a follow through?</p> +<p class="t0">Who, who can putt like you,</p> +<p class="t">Rhona Adair?</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Who drives her ball so far,</p> +<p class="t">Far through the air</p> +<p class="t0">Swift as a shooting star?</p> +<p class="t">Rhona Adair.</p> +<p class="t0">Who hits her ball so clean,</p> +<p class="t0">Landing, whate’er’s between</p> +<p class="t0">Dead on the putting green?</p> +<p class="t">Rhona Adair!</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_41">[41]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Whose strokes, of all who strike</p> +<p class="t">With hers compare?</p> +<p class="t0">Who has a waggle like</p> +<p class="t">Rhona Adair?</p> +<p class="t0">Of all the girls I’ve seen</p> +<p class="t0">Playing across the green</p> +<p class="t0">You, Rhona, are the Queen!</p> +<p class="t">Rhona Adair!</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_42">[42]</div> +<h3 id="p10">The Duffer’s Elegy</h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“Oh! put me on your waiting list</p> +<p class="t">I’ll be a golfer if I may</p> +<p class="t0">And learn the joys too long I’ve missed</p> +<p class="t">Before I get too old to play!”</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">They gave him on the list a place</p> +<p class="t">And year by year they let him wait,</p> +<p class="t0">For golfers are a long-lived race</p> +<p class="t">And very seldom emigrate.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">When, after many weary years,</p> +<p class="t">He reached the top his sponsor said,</p> +<p class="t0">“The friend (excuse these natural tears)</p> +<p class="t">Whom I proposed has long been dead.”</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">And when at last in Charon’s wherry,</p> +<p class="t">It was the sponsor’s turn to stand</p> +<p class="t0">His friend came down to meet the ferry</p> +<p class="t">A phantom niblick in his hand.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_43">[43]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“Welcome to Hades,” thus the shade</p> +<p class="t">In hollow-sounding accents spoke</p> +<p class="t0">Then spied a puff-ball and essayed</p> +<p class="t">To loft it, but he muffed his stroke.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“Permit me, pray, to be your guide</p> +<p class="t">Until you’ve learnt your way about</p> +<p class="t0">Our golf course is our greatest pride</p> +<p class="t">Old Colonel Bogey laid it out.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“Some people say Avernus stinks</p> +<p class="t">And Acheron smells like a sewer</p> +<p class="t0">But Fernhill golfers like our links</p> +<p class="t">They find the air so fresh and pure.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“Cocytus, Styx and Phlegethon</p> +<p class="t">As hazards serve extremely well,</p> +<p class="t0">In this particular alone,</p> +<p class="t">The Lambton links are just like Hell.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“The asphodel wants cutting sadly,</p> +<p class="t">The lies are wretched, more’s the pity</p> +<p class="t0">But everything is managed badly</p> +<p class="t">By that infernal Green Committee.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_44">[44]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“Come, lay aside your shroud and pall</p> +<p class="t">And play a friendly round with me.”</p> +<p class="t0">(A Dead Sea apple was the ball,</p> +<p class="t">A pinch of church-yard dust, the tee.)</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">He took the club of cypress wood</p> +<p class="t">And smote what seemed a mighty blow,</p> +<p class="t0">But, though the aim was true and good</p> +<p class="t">The ball remained in <i>statu quo</i>.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“Alack and well-a-day,” he cried,</p> +<p class="t">“A duffer must I ever be,</p> +<p class="t0">A duffer I have lived and died</p> +<p class="t">A duffer through Eternity.”</p> +</div> +<p>1905.</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_45">[45]</div> +<h3 id="p11">When Potter Played</h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">When Potter played in front of me</p> +<p class="t">The other day upon the links,</p> +<p class="t0">The mist rolled landward from the sea</p> +<p class="t">(The sleepy Caddie yawns and blinks),</p> +<p class="t0">We watched him waggle at the tee</p> +<p class="t">And curl his body into kinks,</p> +<p class="t0">When Potter played in front of me</p> +<p class="t">The other day upon the links.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">We watched him make the divots flee</p> +<p class="t">And dribble o’er the bunker’s brinks,</p> +<p class="t0">The dewdrops sparkled on the lea,</p> +<p class="t">The sun shone through the fog bank’s chinks.</p> +<p class="t0">My partner, hopeful, said to me</p> +<p class="t">“He’ll lose, and let us through methinks!”</p> +<p class="t0">When Potter played in front of me</p> +<p class="t">The other day upon the links.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_46">[46]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The noonday sun looks down in glee</p> +<p class="t">While Potter in the bunker swinks,</p> +<p class="t0">He plies the niblick merrily</p> +<p class="t">While Caddie unto Caddie winks.</p> +<p class="t0">The crow on yonder tall fir tree</p> +<p class="t">Looks down and caws at such high jinks,</p> +<p class="t0">When Potter played in front of me</p> +<p class="t">The other day upon the links.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The shadows fall on land and sea,</p> +<p class="t">The sun to rest in splendour sinks,</p> +<p class="t0">And Potter crouched on hand and knee</p> +<p class="t">Thinks out each putt, and thinks and thinks.</p> +<p class="t0">We all got home too late for tea!</p> +<p class="t">My mind with grief and horror shrinks</p> +<p class="t0">From memory of the day when we</p> +<p class="t">Played after Potter on the links.</p> +</div> +<p>1910.</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_47">[47]</div> +<h3 id="p12">Colonial Preference</h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Macgregor, always spick and span,</p> +<p class="t0">Was quite the military man.</p> +<p class="t0">He never walked about the town</p> +<p class="t0">Arrayed in sober cap and gown,</p> +<p class="t0">But blazed in scarlet, gold and steel,</p> +<p class="t0">And clanked a sabre at his heel.</p> +<p class="t0">He took no pride in his degree,</p> +<p class="t0">In F.C.S. and F.I.C.,</p> +<p class="t0">But wrote with joy akin to tears</p> +<p class="t0">C.D., Canadian Engineers!</p> +<p class="t0">Macgregor had been often sent</p> +<p class="t0">His country’s arms to represent,</p> +<p class="t0">To Chatham, Woolwich, Aldershot,</p> +<p class="t0">Or anywhere, it mattered not.</p> +<p class="t0">He always followed, never weary,</p> +<p class="t0">“Quo fas et gloria duxere.”</p> +<p class="t0">At length, because they thought him yearning</p> +<p class="t0">To represent his Country’s learning,</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_48">[48]</div> +<p class="t0">Toronto Universitee,</p> +<p class="t0">Knowing how ready he would be</p> +<p class="t0">Alike in “bello” and in “pace,”</p> +<p class="t0">Despatched him to the I.C.A.C.</p> +<p class="t0">He packed his trappings Academical,</p> +<p class="t0">And sailed to join the Congress Chemical,</p> +<p class="t0">Which met that year in London reeky,</p> +<p class="t0">To study “la chimie appliquée.”</p> +<p class="t0">Watching the vessel’s fall and rise,</p> +<p class="t0">’Twas thus he did soliloquise—</p> +<p class="t0">“I may not wear my sword and spurs,</p> +<p class="t0">But one glad thought my bosom stirs,</p> +<p class="t0">’Tis this that I shall surely be</p> +<p class="t0">Presented to His Majesty!</p> +<p class="t0">It may be when he sees my face</p> +<p class="t0">He will reward me with a place</p> +<p class="t0">With my deserts commensurate</p> +<p class="t0">The Secretary, say, of State</p> +<p class="t0">For War, or give me Chief Command</p> +<p class="t0">Of all his troops on sea and land!”</p> +<p class="t0">Arrived in town, his journey done,</p> +<p class="t0">He took a cab to Kensington,</p> +<p class="t0">Sir William Ramsay, honest man,</p> +<p class="t0">With kindly words to greet him ran.</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_49">[49]</div> +<p class="t0">“Put on,” he cried, “your cleanest shirt</p> +<p class="t0">And free your hands and face from dirt,</p> +<p class="t0">To-morrow you shall go with me</p> +<p class="t0">To meet His Gracious Majesty!”</p> +<p class="t0">When they alighted from the train</p> +<p class="t0">They met the Lord High Chamberlain</p> +<p class="t0">Who scanned each name with anxious care</p> +<p class="t0">Lest some who ought not should be there.</p> +<p class="t0">“Here’s Stinkemout from Buda Pesth,</p> +<p class="t0">And Sneezetoff, and all the rest,</p> +<p class="t0">Ezra P. Binks from Idaho,</p> +<p class="t0">But here’s a name I do not know</p> +<p class="t0">‘Dr. Macgregor from Toronto,’</p> +<p class="t0">That’s something that I’ve not got onto!”</p> +<p class="t0">Sir William cried “The College where</p> +<p class="t0">My friend Macgregor holds a chair</p> +<p class="t0">Is in Toronto, Canada.”</p> +<p class="t0">“Ah!” said the Chamberlain, “Ahah!</p> +<p class="t0">I’ve heard of Canada, of course,</p> +<p class="t0">But that’s another coloured horse.</p> +<p class="t0">Your friend, to say it gives me pain,</p> +<p class="t0">Will have to toddle back again!</p> +<p class="t0">The King, the invitation states,</p> +<p class="t0">Receives the Foreign Delegates.</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_50">[50]</div> +<p class="t0">Remove this person from the list</p> +<p class="t0">He’s nothing but a Colonist.”</p> +<p class="t0">A prophet, says the Holy Book,</p> +<p class="t0">Must not at home for honour look,</p> +<p class="t0">The greater here includes the lesser,</p> +<p class="t0">For “Prophet” therefore read “Professor.”</p> +</div> +<p>1912.</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_51">[51]</div> +<h3 id="p13">The Lyric League<sup><a id="fr_9" href="#fn_9">[9]</a></sup></h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">We be seventy Lyric Poets,</p> +<p class="t">All in the Fatherland,</p> +<p class="t0">Our verse is delightful, although its</p> +<p class="t">Not easy to understand.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">We’re the flower and crown of the nation,</p> +<p class="t">The crown and flower of the earth,</p> +<p class="t0">But we find our remuneration</p> +<p class="t">Inadequate to our worth.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">We sing of “Sehnsucht” and “Trauer,”</p> +<p class="t">“Die Liebe,” “Das Herz” and “Die Welt,”</p> +<p class="t0">But leider, we haven’t the power,</p> +<p class="t">To sing from the public “Das Geld.”</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_52">[52]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The plumbers have their Union,</p> +<p class="t">Fast joined the joiners keep,</p> +<p class="t0">And sweep hold dark communion,</p> +<p class="t">With sooty brother sweep.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The motormen and switchmen,</p> +<p class="t">The very firemen band,</p> +<p class="t0">Alone against the richmen,</p> +<p class="t">The Poets helpless stand.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">A fig for the Philistine slander,</p> +<p class="t">Let’s cut from all precedent loose,</p> +<p class="t0">What’s sauce for the bus-driving gander,</p> +<p class="t">Is sauce for the quill-driving goose.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">We’ll found (because empty our purse is)</p> +<p class="t">A Lyrische Dichterverein;</p> +<p class="t0">And we won’t write any more verses,</p> +<p class="t">Under 50 pfennig a line.<sup><a id="fr_10" href="#fn_10">[10]</a></sup></p> +</div> +<div class="fnblock"> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_9" href="#fr_9">[9]</a></sup>“Seventy lyric poets in Germany have formed a trade’s union, and agreed not to sell their verses for less than half a mark a line.”—<i>Daily paper.</i> +</div> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_10" href="#fr_10">[10]</a></sup>The author encloses his name and address, not for publication, but in order that the editor may know where to send the three dollars and thirty-six cents—twenty-eight lines at twelve cents. +</div> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_53">[53]</div> +<h3 id="p14">Psychology</h3> +<p class="bq">Dr. Jaeger has propounded the theory that the Soul +is an emanation emitted by animals, and is the cause of the +odour characteristic of each species. Cf. in <i>Lives of the +Saints</i>, “the odour of sanctity”; also <i>supra</i>, page 17.</p> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">What’s the Soul? throughout the ages</p> +<p class="t">Mystery never yet unveiled</p> +<p class="t0">Prophets, poets, saints and sages</p> +<p class="t">All have tried and all have failed.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">But at last we’ve got an answer</p> +<p class="t">No vague dream or fancy vaguer</p> +<p class="t0">From a scientific man—Sir</p> +<p class="t">Herr Professor Dr. Jaeger.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Printed in his lucid pages</p> +<p class="t">This is what he has to tell</p> +<p class="t0">Listen poets; listen sages;</p> +<p class="t">That’s the Soul that makes the smell.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_54">[54]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Whoso takes his meat to season</p> +<p class="t">Onions chopped or garlic whole</p> +<p class="t0">Shall enjoy a feast of reason</p> +<p class="t">Followed by a flow of soul.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_55">[55]</div> +<h3 id="p15">The Bal Poudré<sup><a id="fr_11" href="#fn_11">[11]</a></sup></h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The Reverend Canon Dumoulin</p> +<p class="t0">Although he don’t object</p> +<p class="t0">To dancing in a room along</p> +<p class="t0">With company select</p> +<p class="t0">Can’t tolerate the <i>Bal Poudré</i></p> +<p class="t0">I am not surprised at all</p> +<p class="t0">For when there’s powder, cannons play</p> +<p class="t0">The mischief with a ball.</p> +</div> +<div class="fnblock"> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_11" href="#fr_11">[11]</a></sup>While rector of St. James’s, Toronto, the late Canon Dumoulin protested against the holding of a <i>bal poudré</i> in aid of a local charity. +</div> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_56">[56]</div> +<h3 id="p16">Wisdom and Fancy +<br /><span class="subttl"><i>From the German of</i> <span class="sc">A. G. Marius</span>.</span></h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">With weary steps as Wisdom trod</p> +<p class="t">In Reason’s dusty way</p> +<p class="t0">Came Fancy with alluring nod</p> +<p class="t">And beckoned him astray.</p> +<p class="t0">Laughing she snatched away his books,</p> +<p class="t">And charmed him with her witching looks,</p> +<p class="t0">He could not say her nay.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">She shook her curls with childlike grace</p> +<p class="t">And all his anger fled,</p> +<p class="t0">He looked into her sunny face</p> +<p class="t">And followed where she led.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">And lo! his weariness was gone</p> +<p class="t">Fresh vigour filled his soul</p> +<p class="t0">She led him up, she led him on</p> +<p class="t">Till he had reached his goal.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_57">[57]</div> +<h3 id="p17">Persicos odi +<br /><span class="subttl">TO MY TOBACCONIST</span></h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">I hate your imported Havannahs,</p> +<p class="t0">Your perfumed cheroots I decline;</p> +<p class="t0">His own special weakness each man has,</p> +<p class="t0">A pipe, I confess it, is mine.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Why take from their elegant wrappers</p> +<p class="t0">Your gilded cork-tipped cigarettes,</p> +<p class="t0">Fit only for militant flappers</p> +<p class="t0">Or reckless R.M.C. cadets?</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">What need for cigars to be pining</p> +<p class="t0">When smoking a briar or a clay;</p> +<p class="t0">In front of the fire I’m reclining,</p> +<p class="t0">And peacefully puffing away.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_58">[58]</div> +<h3 id="p18">The Iceberg</h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">We stood upon the deck and saw</p> +<p class="t">Mid fog and mist the iceberg loom;</p> +<p class="t0">And while we gazed in wondering awe,</p> +<p class="t">It vanished into mist and gloom.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">With various skill each tried to draw</p> +<p class="t">What printed on his brain had been</p> +<p class="t0">The vision that he thought he saw</p> +<p class="t">Or that he thought he should have seen.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Some drew it flat, some drew it round</p> +<p class="t">And some with many a tower and steeple</p> +<p class="t0">And when we shewed our work we found</p> +<p class="t">As many bergs as there were people!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Across each other’s paths we drift</p> +<p class="t">Pale shadows on a misty sea.</p> +<p class="t0">The clouds but for a moment lift</p> +<p class="t">Then naught is left but memory.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_59">[59]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">If then at any distant day</p> +<p class="t">Your thoughts should chance to turn to me</p> +<p class="t0">Draw me not as I am, I pray,</p> +<p class="t">But as you think I ought to be.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_60">[60]</div> +<h3 id="p19">Horace, Odes I. i.<sup><a id="fr_12" href="#fn_12">[12]</a></sup></h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Colonel, Most worthy President,</p> +<p class="t0">Our Club’s chief stay and ornament,</p> +<p class="t0">One man who drives with dust and jar</p> +<p class="t0">A 40 h.p. motor car,</p> +<p class="t0">All other mortals counts but clods,</p> +<p class="t0">Himself a rival of the Gods.</p> +<p class="t0">The fickle crowd another woos</p> +<p class="t0">Him for a threefold term to choose.</p> +<p class="t0">A third will lie awake all night</p> +<p class="t0">If Manitoba wheat be light.</p> +<p class="t0">Not Rockefeller’s treasure chest</p> +<p class="t0">Could tempt the Farmer to invest</p> +<p class="t0">The savings of his life of toil</p> +<p class="t0">In shares of rubber or of oil.</p> +<p class="t0">The liner’s skipper when he steers,</p> +<p class="t0">The foghorn booming in his ears,</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_61">[61]</div> +<p class="t0">Through thousand dangers all unseen,</p> +<p class="t0">Sighs for the peaceful village green;</p> +<p class="t0">Yet fog nor ice nor foundered ships</p> +<p class="t0">Can stop him making record trips.</p> +<p class="t0">Some spurn not, when their throats are dry,</p> +<p class="t0">Long drinks of Irish or Old Rye,</p> +<p class="t0">Nor scorn to blow through moistened lips</p> +<p class="t0">Great clouds of smoke between the sips;</p> +<p class="t0">Others in such things find no charms,</p> +<p class="t0">And when the bugle calls to arms</p> +<p class="t0">Would banish from the tented green</p> +<p class="t0">(Bugbear of matrons) the Canteen.</p> +<p class="t0">The hunter leaves his tender spouse</p> +<p class="t0">For a rude bed of hemlock boughs,</p> +<p class="t0">Content to bag a head or two</p> +<p class="t0">Of bearded moose or caribou.</p> +<p class="t0">But give me rather, if you please,</p> +<p class="t0">A score-card full of 4’s and 3’s.</p> +<p class="t0">The bunker cleared, the putt gone done,</p> +<p class="t0">And, of all joys the flower and crown,</p> +<p class="t0">The well-hit tee-shot’s graceful flight</p> +<p class="t0">When everything has gone just right!</p> +<p class="t0">Alas! Fate holds for me in store</p> +<p class="t0">No chances of a bogey score.</p> +<div class="pb" id="Page_62">[62]</div> +<p class="t0">I must send in till I am sick</p> +<p class="t0">Cards that defy arithmetic;</p> +<p class="t0">Nay, Haply, the Etobicoke</p> +<p class="t0">May add to every hole a stroke,</p> +<p class="t0">Yet, Colonel, if your grace awards</p> +<p class="t0">Some place among the minor bards,</p> +<p class="t0">Who sing the Game to me—Ah, then,</p> +<p class="t0">I am the happiest of men!</p> +<p class="t0">If me from this no fate debars</p> +<p class="t0">Then my swelled head shall strike the stars.</p> +</div> +<div class="fnblock"> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_12" href="#fr_12">[12]</a></sup>Read at the Farewell Dinner at the Old Toronto Golf Club House, October 19th, 1912, Col. G. A. Sweny, the President of the Club, in the Chair. +</div> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_63">[63]</div> +<h3 id="p20">When You and I were Young<sup><a id="fr_13" href="#fn_13">[13]</a></sup></h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">When you and I were babes, Adam,</p> +<p class="t">In good Prince Albert’s time,</p> +<p class="t0">The word went forth that war should cease,</p> +<p class="t0">Commerce should link all lands, and Peace</p> +<p class="t">Should dwell in every clime.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">When you and I were boys, Adam,</p> +<p class="t">In Queen Victoria’s days,</p> +<p class="t0">Those guns that now so silent stand,</p> +<p class="t0">Where meet the rulers of our land,</p> +<p class="t">With olive decked and bays.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Roared from the Russian ramparts grim,</p> +<p class="t">Their muzzles all ablaze,</p> +<p class="t0">While old Todleben, with his back</p> +<p class="t0">Against the wall, foiled each attack</p> +<p class="t">In Queen Victoria’s days.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_64">[64]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">When you and I were young, Adam,</p> +<p class="t">In good Victoria’s time,</p> +<p class="t0">We stood together side by side,</p> +<p class="t0">When Mewburn and Mackenzie died,</p> +<p class="t">And Tempest, “ere their prime.”</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">But say not “they have left no peer—”</p> +<p class="t">That were unwelcome praise</p> +<p class="t0">To those three friends of ours long dead,</p> +<p class="t0">Whose blood for Fatherland was shed</p> +<p class="t">In good Victoria’s days.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">In royal Edward’s time, Adam,</p> +<p class="t">Fresh prophecies were rife.</p> +<p class="t0">They told us nickel-pointed shot</p> +<p class="t0">And flat trajectories and what not</p> +<p class="t">Would rid the world of strife.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">But now that we are old, Adam,</p> +<p class="t">We see with startled eyes</p> +<p class="t0">Quick-firing guns won’t stop the Jap,</p> +<p class="t0">Nor Serb nor Bulgar cares a rap</p> +<p class="t">Who wins the Nobel prize.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_65">[65]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">When you and I were young, Adam,</p> +<p class="t">There were no telephones;</p> +<p class="t0">There was no ultramicroscope;</p> +<p class="t0">And no X-rays for those who grope</p> +<p class="t">And pry among the bones.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">But, though with diagnostic aids</p> +<p class="t">They were but ill supplied,</p> +<p class="t0">There were a few who shrewdly guessed</p> +<p class="t0">(Old What’s-his-name among the rest)</p> +<p class="t">At what went on inside.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">When you and I were young, Adam,</p> +<p class="t">It was damnation stark</p> +<p class="t0">To doubt that all that breathe the air,</p> +<p class="t0">Came, male and female, pair by pair,</p> +<p class="t">Straight out of Noah’s ark.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">“Mutantur,” Adam, “tempora</p> +<p class="t">Mutamur atque nos,”</p> +<p class="t0">And now we’re not a bit afraid</p> +<p class="t0">To tell just how the world was made</p> +<p class="t">In detail and in gross.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_66">[66]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">In pre-Archæan periods</p> +<p class="t">Of elemental stress</p> +<p class="t0">The C and H and O and N</p> +<p class="t0">Collide, rebound, combine, and then</p> +<p class="t">React with H<sub><span class="smaller">2</span></sub>S.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Colloidal specks from this ensued</p> +<p class="t">Which grew, and grew, and grew,</p> +<p class="t0">With lively motion all endued,</p> +<p class="t0">Till they attained a magnitude</p> +<p class="t">Of 0·01μ.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Then somewhere over ·01</p> +<p class="t">And under ·05</p> +<p class="t0">Amoeboid feelers out they sent</p> +<p class="t0">And took some liquid nourishment</p> +<p class="t">And, lo, they were alive!</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">In pre-Archæan periods</p> +<p class="t">Let fancy have her fling,</p> +<p class="t0">But, Adam, will your faith allow</p> +<p class="t0">Such goings on can happen now</p> +<p class="t">When George the Fifth is King?</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_67">[67]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Well, times may change, and we may change,</p> +<p class="t">But find him when I can,</p> +<p class="t0">I’ll drink a health to one who’s stood</p> +<p class="t0">For all that’s honest, kind and good;</p> +<p class="t">So here’s to you, Old Man!</p> +</div> +<p>1912.</p> +<div class="fnblock"> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_13" href="#fr_13">[13]</a></sup>Read at the Dinner given at the York Club, Toronto, November 29th, 1912, in honour of Dr. Adam H. Wright. +</div> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_68">[68]</div> +<h3 id="p21">As a Watch in the Night<sup><a id="fr_14" href="#fn_14">[14]</a></sup></h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">The soldier called from rest or play</p> +<p class="t">To take his post as sentinel,</p> +<p class="t0">To guard until the break of day</p> +<p class="t">Some sore-beleaguered citadel,</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Springs to his arms with beating heart</p> +<p class="t">To take some war-worn veteran’s place,</p> +<p class="t0">Proud to perform a soldier’s part,</p> +<p class="t">Dreading what yet he dares to face.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">His comrades’ footsteps on his ears</p> +<p class="t">Ring fainter and fainter. Silence falls</p> +<p class="t0">About him. Moments seem like years,</p> +<p class="t">And loneliness his soul appals.</p> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_69">[69]</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">But when the signal rockets flare</p> +<p class="t">He strains his eyes the void to scan;</p> +<p class="t0">When sounds of battle fill the air</p> +<p class="t">In face of death he plays the man.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">He stays where duty bids him stay,</p> +<p class="t">The boldest when he fears the most;</p> +<p class="t0">And Rounds, come whensoe’er they may,</p> +<p class="t">Find him alert and at his post.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">Unnumbered now the moments fly</p> +<p class="t">By him whose thoughts are set upon</p> +<p class="t0">Each moment’s task. The eastern sky</p> +<p class="t">Brightens with dawn. The night is gone.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">And hark, at last he grows aware</p> +<p class="t">Of footsteps his release that tell.</p> +<p class="t0">Clear rings his challenge, “Who goes there?”</p> +<p class="t">“Relief!” “Advance, Relief, all’s well!”</p> +</div> +<p>1913.</p> +<div class="fnblock"> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_14" href="#fr_14">[14]</a></sup>Read at the Dinner given in May, 1913, in honour of Professor van der Smissen, Professor of German in University College, Toronto, on his retirement after forty-eight years’ service in the University and University College. +</div> +</div> +<div class="pb" id="Page_70">[70]</div> +<h3 id="p22">To R. R. W.<sup><a id="fr_15" href="#fn_15">[15]</a></sup></h3> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">From Scotland’s mists across the sea you bore</p> +<p class="t0">The sacred fire, (kindled by him whose name</p> +<p class="t0">Has made the century famous with his fame,)</p> +<p class="t">And bid our lamp burn brighter than before.</p> +<p class="t0">Upon our Tree, a branch from Scotland’s shore</p> +<p class="t">You grafted, and behold our Tree became</p> +<p class="t0">Wanton in leafage; with blossoms all aflame;</p> +<p class="t">Deep rooted; and with boughs to heaven that soar.</p> +</div> +<div class="verse"> +<p class="t0">We see the better issue from the strife,</p> +<p class="t">And hope the best. In loathsome crawling things</p> +<p class="t0">We feel the fluttering of jewelled wings.</p> +<p class="t">In Nature’s score, with seeming discords rife,</p> +<p class="t0">We seek to read, with you, the note that brings</p> +<p class="t">To harmony the jarring chords of life.</p> +</div> +<div class="fnblock"> +<div class="fndef"><sup><a id="fn_15" href="#fr_15">[15]</a></sup>Read at the Dinner given in honour of Professor R. Ramsay Wright, Professor of Biology and Dean of the Faculty of Arts in the University of Toronto, on his retirement, May, 1912. +</div> +</div> +<p class="center"><span class="sc">Richard Clay and Sons, Limited,</span> +<br /><span class="small">BRUNSWICK STREET, STAMFORD STREET, S.E., +<br />AND BUNGAY, SUFFOLK.</span></p> + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Wayside Weeds, by William Hodgson Ellis + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WAYSIDE WEEDS *** + +***** This file should be named 35033-h.htm or 35033-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/3/5/0/3/35033/ + +Produced by Stephen Hutcheson, Brenda Lewis, Charlie Howard +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Canada Team at +http://www.pgdpcanada.net + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Wayside Weeds + +Author: William Hodgson Ellis + +Release Date: January 21, 2011 [EBook #35033] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WAYSIDE WEEDS *** + + + + +Produced by Stephen Hutcheson, Brenda Lewis, Charlie Howard +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Canada Team at +http://www.pgdpcanada.net + + + + + + + + + + WAYSIDE WEEDS + + + + + _NOTE_ + + + _The verses in this volume + have been collected by a few of Dr. Ellis's + friends, and in this form are presented to him by + them as a New Year's gift_ + + 1 _January,_ 1914 + + + + + INTRODUCTION + + + BY + MAURICE HUTTON, LL.D., + _Principal of University College, Toronto_ + + + + + W. H. E. + + + There is a Heav'n: at least on earth below: + It is where scholars read and thinkers brood: + For crowns and halos volumes in a row + For angels' wings it has its gown and hood. + + In that seraphic choir see Ellis sit! + With that Elys-ian light his numbers glow: + The scholar's seriousness, the scholar's wit, + Twin spirits in alternate ebb and flow.[1] + + Studious and silent he has read life's page, + Scholar and chemist he sees part and whole; + Teaching and thought let loose his noble rage + And stir the genial current of his soul. + + His golden rod absorbs our meaner staves + As Aaron's rod the rods of Phara-oh, + Or as New Brunswick's river-name outbraves[2] + The pious Jordan of Ontario. + + His May-blossoms relieve our strenuous May, + Our evening smoke curls bluer as we read, + The earliest pipe of half-awakened day + Draws a new fragrance from his choicer weed. + + His artless puff-balls have a tale to tell, + His Flora opens treasures new and old, + His way-side weeds have been our asphodel[3] + His "dandy lines" become our "harmless gold."[4] + + +[1]Plato (sixth letter--323 c.) speaks of Elysian or Ellis-i-an scholars + "Swearing with scholarly seriousness and with that playfulness which + is seriousness' twin sister." Thompson's _Gorgias_, 41. + +[2]See "Weed," p. 37. + +[3]See "Weed," p. 43. + +[4]See Lowell on "Dandelions":-- + + "Fringing the dusty road with harmless gold." + + + + + SOME ELUCIDATIONS OF THE INTRODUCTION BY THE EDITORS + + + Lines + + 1. So also, + + ". . . amidst the fairest flowers + Of the blest isles, Elysium's blooming bowers." + + Greek inscription on a marble at Rome. Neaves, _Greek Anthology_, + _Edin._, 1874, p. 62 ("blooming," vulgarism, meaning weedy.) + + 2. Cf. _Ezekiel_, xxxvii. 1, 2. + + 3. Academic "crowns and halos" (cf. Seneca, _Naturales Questiones_, + 1, 2, 1 and 3) must needs, for obvious reasons, be made of + paper. Notice also the subtle suggestion that Dr. Ellis is + _laurea donandus Apollinari_, worthy of the laurel (crown) of + Apollo. (Horace, _Carminum_, iv. 2, 9.) + + 4. Why should "the gown and hood" be required "for angels' wings"? To + clothe them withal, of course. The draping of angels with wings + and the attachment of wings to the structure of the back of the + human figure have presented problems to artists in all ages. + The best solution is undoubtedly to cover up the wings, and the + gown with its hood is the only appropriate garment. (Cf. + Carpenter, Edward, "Angels' Wings," . . . London, 1898, pp. + 25-40, in which the anatomical and sartorial difficulties are + fully discussed.) + + 8. Principal Hutton and Dr. Ellis present the phenomenon of + homoblastes sprouting (or swearing) together. Cf. Theophrastus, + "On the Causes of Plants," v, 5, 4. + + 10. In other words, Dr. Ellis is at once polupaipalos exceeding + crafty (_i.e._ master of many crafts, including angling). Cf. + Homer, _Odyssey_, 15, 419, 11. and polupathes subject to many + passions. Cf. Plutarch, _Moralia_, 171. + + 11-12. A subtle hint of elasi-bronta thunder hurling (cf. Pindar, + _Fragments_, 108), or hellisso bomon to dance round about it + (whatever it may be). Cf. Callimachus, _Del._ 321. + + 13. Clearly referring to "_praedam calamo tremente ducit_," he draws + in his prey with a rod. Martial, 4, 30, 9. Cf. _infra_, "Weed" + p. 31. + + 16. "The pious Jordan" is evidently a bull, referring to the cult of + the river-god. It reflects _tauriformis Aufidus_, the + bull-formed Aufidus, the river upon which Horace was born + (Horace, _Carminum_, iv. 14, 25). We also have our Afidus or + Jordan, upon whose banks our own Horace lives. + + 17-20. An ingenious reference to the University final examinations in + May, when candidates write all day and the examiner reads and + smokes till dawn. Having subjected his victims to freshly + devised tortures (_novo quaestiones genere distorsit_ + Suetonius, _Dom._ 10), he broods over their miseries and their + papers--eleas aneleos--an owl without pity. + + 23-24. Or, in the language of the angler, his epanthrakides have been + our epanthismos; his weeds have given us the motive for the + design on the back of this book. + + + J. M. + J. J. M. + + + + + CONTENTS + + + PAGE + Little White Crow 1 + Consider the Lilies of the Field 18 + The Skunk Cabbage 21 + The Wanderer's Song 25 + The Cowdung Fly 27 + The Song of the Bass 31 + Maskinongewagaming 33 + Magaguadavic and Digdeguash 37 + Rhona Adair 40 + The Duffer's Elegy 42 + When Potter Played 45 + Colonial Preference 47 + The Lyric League 51 + Psychology 53 + The Bal Poudre 55 + Wisdom and Fancy 56 + Persicos Odi 57 + The Iceberg 58 + Horace I., i 60 + When You and I were Young, Adam 63 + As a Watch in the Night 68 + To R. R. W. 70 + + + + + Christmas 1913 Toronto + + _To those good friends in whose indulgent eyes + they seemed worth collecting and preserving; + And to the beloved memory of some + who once trod with me the Highways and Byways + where they were gathered; + I offer this handful of + Wayside Weeds._ + + + + + Little White Crow + (A LEGEND OF ST. ANNE) + + + + + Part I. + + + Little White Crow was an Algonkin, + And he lived on the Isle of Chips; + His legs were long, and his flanks were thin, + He had high cheek-bones, and a strong square chin, + Jet black was his hair, dark red was his skin, + And white were his teeth, when a joyful grin + At the sound of the war-whoop's hideous din + Parted his silent lips. + + Three eagles' feathers adorned his head, + Well greased was his snaky hair; + His face was daubed with black and with red, + No trousers he wore, but fringed leggings instead, + And moccasins 'broidered with quills for thread. + Very proud was his look, very stately his tread, + And of this he was fully aware. + + Little White Crow had a sharp _couteau_, + A carbine, and powder and shot: + And the scalps of the braves whom he'd sent below + Hung at his girdle, a goodly row. + He'd a med'cine bag where he was wont to stow + Charms against famine and fever and foe: + And over his shoulders he used to throw + A beaver-skin robe on occasions of show: + Oh, a very fine fellow was Little White Crow! + If you're curious to learn why they christened him so + The Indian Department might possibly know + Ask Deputy Minister Scott. + + Father Le Cocq was a priest from Quebec, + Rather spindle of shank, rather scraggy of neck; + He'd a stoop in the shoulder, was yellow of skin, + With closely cut hair, and a smooth shaven chin, + He had very black eyes, and a rather red nose; + Wore shoes with steel buckles and very square toes, + A big shovel hat, a black cassock and bands, + And a rosary seldom was out of his hands. + + But Loyola never, and nowhere than he + Had a loyaller or a more staunch devotee; + And none carried further the Jesuit virtue, + Viz.:--"Do as you're bid, and don't cry if it hurt you!" + Though gentle by nature and fond of his ease, + He would work like a slave his Superior to please; + He would shrink from no danger, pain, toil or disgrace, + Or would swear wrong was right until black in the face! + As wise as a serpent, as firm as a rock, + Yet as meek as a dove was good Father Le Cocq. + + With bell, book and candle the priest had been sent + To Ottawa's banks, with the pious intent + To find, if he could, after diligent search, + A few stray, red sheep for the fold of the church; + And there in a cabin of poles and of bark, + He sang hymns and said masses from daylight to dark. + It happened one day that good Father Le Cocq + Had been visiting some of the lambs of his flock, + And homeward returning, his pious task done, + Was paddling along at the set of the sun. + Now a man may be virtuous, learned, austere, + In religion devout, and in morals severe, + Yet,--true as it's strange, and sad as it's true,-- + _Not_ able to manage a birch bark canoe! + So now,--at the paddle by no means a dab,-- + He caught what is vulgarly known as a "crab": + His balance he lost, the canoe was upset, + And Father Le Cocq tumbled into the wet! + Poor Father Le Cocq! any chance looker-on + Would have fancied for certain, his usefulness gone. + And, indeed, the priest's chance was uncommonly slim, + The current ran fast, not a stroke could he swim, + And he thought all was over in this world for him. + But, thanks to St. Francis, St. Anne, St. Ignatius, + Or some saintly personage equally gracious, + It happened that not fifty paces below, + Behind a big boulder sat Little White Crow. + He was fishing for trout, and I wish I could catch, + In these days of saw-mills another such batch! + The rock, as I've said, hid the priest from his view, + But he heard a great splash, and he saw a canoe + Float down bottom upwards, while close behind that + Swam jauntily after,--a big shovel hat. + No moment to ponder paused Little White Crow: + He sprang from the bank like a shaft from a bow; + He could swim like a mallard and dive like a loon, + But he reached the poor priest not a moment too soon; + Caught hold of his cassock and collared him fast, + Just while he was sinking the third time and last; + Then reaching the shore, dragged the poor Father out, + As you'd land a remarkably overgrown trout! + + It's needless to mention that Little White Crow + Did not know, and could not be expected to know, + Doctor Marshall Hall's method, so justly renowned, + For restoring to life the apparently drowned; + But he worked in his own way with such a good will, + He rubbed and he chafed with such zeal and such skill + That the priest after heaving some very deep sighs, + First yawned, and then groaned, and then opened his eyes. + Little Crow's simple means as completely succeeded, + As ever the treatment of any M.D. did. + (Where credit is due I'm determined to give it) + And the priest before long was as right as a trivet. + + "My friend and preserver, you very well know," + Thus the Father the red-skin addressed, + "That of gold and of silver I've none to bestow, + In return for the life that to you I must owe"; + (Here he drew a silk bag from his breast)-- + "But one precious treasure I beg you'll accept." + (And here, overcome by emotion, he wept.) + Then he took a small object from out of the bag, + Which he carefully wiped with a small piece of rag. + A moment he tenderly gazed on it,--then + He kissed it with fervour again and again, + One last lingering look of affection,--and so + He handed it over to Little White Crow. + + With stately politeness the Indian received + The treasure so prized, and at once he perceived, + (With some disappointment, to tell you the truth,) + _A badly decayed, rather large, double tooth_! + + "In your estimation, I very much fear," + Thus gravely the Father began, + "Devoid of all value my gift will appear; + But when you have heard me its worth will be clear: + 'Tis a relic of Holy Saint Anne! + To tell half its virtues all night would require: + 'Tis an excellent cure for the vapours; + 'Twill heal any dropsy, no matter how dire, + Put out the last spark of Saint Anthony's fire, + And stop all Saint Vitus's capers! + The twinges of toothache, so hard to endure, + The quinsy, the gout and the spleen, + The scurvy, the jaundice, all these it will cure; + While to break up an ague you'll find it more sure-- + And a great deal more cheap,--than quinine. + + "In short, there is nothing need cause you alarm + So long as this relic you wear; + You'll find it indeed an infallible charm + Against every conceivable species of harm + To which poor humanity's heir." + + He ceased, the red-skin gravely smiled, + And gravely shook his head, + And then the simple forest child + Addressed the priest in accents mild, + And this is what he said: + + "My uncle thinks it's easy to gull + Little White Crow, I ween; + Hollow and empty he deems his skull, + He fancies his wits are all gone dull,-- + He's wrong,--they're _Al-gon-keen_!" + + He grinned, and without any further delay + Put the tooth in his med'cine bag safely away, + And then with a gesture more free than polite, + Clapped the priest on the shoulder and wished him, "good night." + + + + + Part II. + + + A year and a day! A year and a day! + How the days and the weeks and the months roll away! + How little we know what of joy or of sorrow lies + Before us next year--but I've no time to moralize. + Well, a year and a day had elapsed as I've stated, + Since the incidents happened I lately related. + Little White Crow and a score of his friends + To further their own individual ends + (And those of their neighbours as well, I've no doubt), + Deep loaded with furs for Quebec had set out. + + They'd been rather more lucky than usual, I think, + In hunting the beaver, the bear and the mink; + And their spoils at Quebec they intended to trade + For the goods of the French, which long habit had made + If not indispensable still very handy,-- + Knives, gunpowder, kettles, beads, bullets and brandy. + To keep to my story: our friends on this day + Down the river were calmly pursuing their way, + When Little White Crow in the foremost canoe + Was startled to hear a wild hullabaloo. + He sprang to his feet, and he shaded his eyes, + Then cried in a voice of alarm and surprise-- + (We all use strong words when things happen to plague us), + "Oh bother it! here are those bless'd Onondagas!" + He said; and with yells of defiance the crews + Paddled quickly ashore and pulled up their canoes. + + Oh! pleasant it is through the forest to stray + In the gladsome month of June; + To list to the scream of the merry blue jay, + And the chirp of the squirrel so blithe and gay, + And the sigh of the soft south winds that play + In the top of the pine trees tall and grey + A sweet regretful tune. + + And pleasant it is o'er a forest lake + Through the cool white mists to glide, + Ere the bright warm day is half awake, + When the trout the glassy surface break, + And the doe comes down her thirst to slake, + With her dappled fawn by her side. + + Where the loon's loud laugh rings wild and clear, + Where the black duck rears her brood; + Where the tall blue heron with mien austere, + Poised on one leg at the marge of the mere, + Muses in solitude. + + Yes, sweet and fair are the forest glades, + Where the world's rude clamours cease; + Where no harsh, workaday sound invades + The Sabbath rest of the solemn shades; + A Paradise of peace! + + But oh! it's a different thing when one knows, + That each bush is an ambush concealing one's foes; + When the sweet flowers are choked by the sulphurous breath + Of the musket whose mouth is the portal of death; + When instead of the song of the frolicsome bird, + Shots, shrieks, yells and curses alone can be heard; + Then the streamlet's sweet tinkle seems changed to a knell, + And the forest's deep gloom to the blackness of hell! + + Little White Crow, at the close of the day, + With a handful of comrades was standing at bay; + Things had gone with them badly, they were but a score + And the enemy numbered a hundred or more. + Now flushed with success and of victory sure, + The Iroquois, thinking their triumph secure, + Were preparing to deal one last finishing blow + To annihilate utterly Little White Crow! + Poor Little White Crow! though a "fisher of men," + He hardly looked like an apostle just then; + He'd been dodging all day behind rock, bush and tree, + A cunning old fox in a scrimmage was he. + But numbers will tell in the long run, and now, + With hate in his heart and revenge on his brow, + With his knife in his teeth and his gun in his hand, + As he urged on his comrades to make one last stand, + Though his bullets were spent and their arrows all gone-- + He looked more like Old Nick, I'm afraid, than Saint John! + + Little White Crow had poured into his gun + His last charge of powder, but bullets he'd none; + He searched in his shot pouch again and again, + He begged of his comrades, but begged all in vain; + Among the whole party in fact there was not + So much as one pellet of No. 6 shot. + He was just giving up the whole job in disgust + When his hand in his med'cine bag chancing to thrust, + As Fortune would have it his fingers he ran + Against the back tooth of the blessed Saint Anne! + Little White Crow gave a terrible shout, + The tooth in a trice from the bag he whipped out, + Dropped it into his musket, and yelling still louder, + He rammed it well home on the top of the powder. + But here come the foe! From rocks, bushes and trees + They start like a swarm of exasperate bees; + A capital simile that is in any case, + To describe an assault of Oneidas or Senecas: + And one, as it happens, remarkably apt in + This particular case, for the Iroquois Captain + Was a chief called Big Hornet,--a beggar to fight, + Who measured six feet and some inches in height. + 'Twas he gave the signal to make the attack, + 'Twas he led the rush of the bloodthirsty pack, + And 'twas he, as he charged in the front of the foe, + Attracted the notice of Little White Crow. + Little White Crow brought his gun to his shoulder, + And rested the barrel on top of a boulder, + Singled out the Big Hornet's conspicuous figure, + Drew a bead on his forehead,--and then pulled the trigger. + + "Click" went the flint lock, and the musket went "bang," + The forest around with the loud echo rang, + The gun burst to atoms, so great was the shock, + And vanished entirely, lock, barrel and stock: + While wholly uninjured, incredible though, + It seems, I acknowledge, was Little White Crow. + + But the Iroquois Chief gave a horrible yell, + He threw up his arms and then backward he fell; + He sprang to his feet and fell backward again, + He rolled, and he writhed, and he wriggled with pain. + His friends gathered round him and started aghast, + At seeing a _tooth_ to his nose sticking fast. + + "Away," they cried, smitten with panic, "away! + Let us fly to the distant hills! + The Devil is fighting against us to-day, + Our foemen are shedding their teeth as they say + That the porcupine sheds its quills!" + + And shaking with terror away they all ran, + Big Hornet, as usual, leading the van, + While astride on his nose sat the tooth of Saint Anne! + + + + + Part III. + + + In the Iroquois towns very deep was the grief, + When they heard of the pitiful plight of their chief; + There wasn't a woman in all the Five Nations, + Who didn't indulge in prolonged lamentations. + They tried to relieve him, but tried all in vain, + The tenderest touch produced exquisite pain: + The med'cine men tried incantations and sorceries, + And yet, though their magic as strong as a hawser is, + The tooth wouldn't budge for the best of the lot; + The more they incanted the tighter it got. + + A Dutchman from Albany came to their aid, + Who had once been a student of medicine at Leyden; + He practised in vain each resource of his trade, + And swore that the tooth by the foul fiend was made, + While its carious cavity was, so he said, + A hole for the Devil to hide in. + + Big Hornet meanwhile grew haggard and grey, + With grief and chagrin he was wasting away; + His friends found their efforts all powerless to save + Their chief in his rapid descent to the grave; + There was nobody able to set the tooth free, + It clung like a little Old Man of the Sea! + + It happened one day there was brought to the town + A captive French priest in a shabby black gown; + He had very black eyes and a rather red nose, + Wore shoes with steel buckles, and very square toes; + He'd a stoop in the shoulder, was yellow of skin, + And a week's growth of bristles disfigured his chin. + Alas and alack! it was Father Le Cocq: + The Iroquois wolves had both harried the flock + And kidnapped the shepherd--now doomed to be fried as + Soon as it suited the heathen Oneidas! + + Now, just as a drowning man grabs at a straw, + His aid was besought by the favourite squaw + Of the sick man--no doubt at some saint's kind suggestion + To specify which is quite out of the question. + "O Frenchman, remove the excrescence that grows + So horribly tight on the bridge of his nose, + And home to your friends you shall safely return + Instead of remaining among us to burn!" + Thus urged, the good Jesuit followed the squaw; + But oh! his bewilderment, wonder and awe, + No tongue can describe, and no pencil can paint, + When lifting his hands in amazement he saw + On the nose of the red-skin the tooth of the saint. + + But Father Le Cocq wasn't long at a loss; + He made on the relic the sign of the cross, + When, wondrous to hear and amazing to tell, + The tooth from the nose incontinent fell. + And the chief, from that moment, began to get well! + + My story is told. There's no more to relate. + The Iroquois sent back the Father in state; + They feasted him daily as long as he'd tarry, + Then gave him more furs than he knew how to carry, + And safe in his bosom, thrice fortunate man, + He bore the back tooth of the blessed Saint Anne! + + As for Little White Crow from that day to the end + Of his life he was known as the "Frenchman's best friend"; + A friend of French missions he called himself, and he + Without any doubt was a friend of French brandy. + At the close of a well spent career the old man had a + Collection of scalps quite unequalled in Canada: + But never again did he venture to sneer + At the bones of the saints, looked they never so queer. + He often would say that his good luck began, + On the day he received the back tooth of Saint Anne; + And for all his successes he piously thanked it. He + Died full of years in the odour of sanctity. + +1878. + + + + + Consider the Lilies of the Field[5] + + + O weary child of toil and care, + Trembling at every cloud that lowers, + Come and behold how passing fair + Thy God hath made the flowers. + + From every hillside's sunny slope, + From every forest's leafy shade + The flowers, sweet messengers of hope, + Bid thee "Be not afraid." + + The windflower blooms in yonder bower + All heedless of to-morrow's storm, + Nor trembles for the coming shower + The lily's stately form. + + No busy shuttle plied to deck + With sunset tints the blushing rose, + And little does the harebell reck + Of toil and all its woes. + + The water-lily, pure and white, + Floats idle on the summer stream, + Seeming almost too fair and bright + For aught but Poet's dream. + + The gorgeous tulip, though arrayed + In gold and gems, knows naught of care, + The violet in the mossy glade + Of labour has no share. + + They toil not--yet the lily's dyes + Phoenicean fabrics far surpass, + Nor India's rarest gem out-vies + The little blue-eyed grass. + + For God's own hand hath clothed the flowers + With fairy form and rainbow hue, + Hath nurtured them with summer showers + And watered them with dew. + + To-day, a thousand blossoms fair, + From sunny slope and sheltered glade, + With grateful incense fill the air-- + To-morrow they shall fade. + + But thou shalt live when sinks in night + Yon glorious sun, and shall not He + Who hath the flowers so richly dight, + Much rather care for thee? + + O, faithless murmurer, thou may'st read + A lesson in the lowly sod, + Heaven will supply thine utmost need, + Fear not, but trust in God. + +1865. + + +[5]Awarded the prize for English verse in the University of Toronto in + 1865. + + + + + The Skunk Cabbage + + +"Along the oozing margins of swampy streams, where Spring seems to detach +the sluggish ice from the softening mud, the Skunk Cabbage is boldly +announcing nature's revival. Handsome, vigorous and strong, richly +coloured in purple, with delicate . . . markings of yellow, it rises . . +. a pointed bulb-like flower, as large as a lemon. . . . Even its devoted +admirers, who seek it as the earliest of all the awakening flowers, feel +constrained to apologise for the odour it exhales."--S. T. Wood, in _The +Globe_. + + The soft south wind hath kissed the earth + That long a widowed bride hath been; + And she begins in tearful mirth, + To weave herself a robe of green. + The budding spray + On maples grey + Proclaims the quick approaching spring; + And brooks their new-found freedom sing. + + Green is the moss in yonder glade + On cedars old that loves to grow; + And, underneath the pine tree's shade, + The wintergreen peeps through the snow. + The fields no more + With frost are hoar; + But not a flower doth yet appear + In glade or wood or meadow sere. + + The earth within her sheltering breast + The pale hepatica doth hide; + The bloodroot and wake-robin rest + In quiet slumber side by side; + The violet + Is sleeping yet; + And still the sweet spring-beauty lies + Beyond the reach of longing eyes. + + But look! beside the silent stream, + Beneath the alders brown and bare, + What is it shines with purple gleam + 'Mid withered leaves that moulder there? + I know thee well, + But may not tell + Thy name. Yet I rejoice to meet thee, + And from my heart, old friend, I greet thee! + + The lily hangs her dainty head + To hear her charms so loudly sung; + The rose doth blush a deeper red + To know her praise on every tongue. + But no kind word + Is ever heard + Of thee: The poets all reject thee, + The vulgar scorn thee or neglect thee. + + And yet I love thee. Thou dost bring + To me a thousand visions bright + Of joyous birds that soon will sing + Among the hawthorn blossoms white; + Of happy hours + 'Mid dewy flowers; + The hum of bees; the silvery gleams + Of leaping trout in amber streams. + + Soon as the snows of winter yield + To April sun and April floods, + Retiring from the open field + To strongholds in the thickest woods, + Then like a scout, + Dost thou peep out, + And cheerily lift up thy head + To tell the flowers the foe has fled. + + O thou that comest our hearts to cheer, + The first of all the flowers of spring, + Brave herald of the opening year, + Accept the tribute that I bring, + When now once more, + The winter o'er, + Thy honest face has greeted us, + O Symplocarpus foetidus![6] + +1904. + + +[6]The fickle botanists have changed the generic name of the Skunk + Cabbage to Spathyema. For reasons which will be obvious to the + intelligent reader, the author prefers to retain the older + designation. + + + + + The Wanderer's Song + + + We have left far behind us the dwellings of men, + We have traversed the forest, the lake and the fen, + From island to island like sea birds we roam, + The waves are our path, and the world is our home. + Juvallera, Juvallera, Juvallera, lera, lera! + Juvallera, Juvallera, Juvallera, lera, lera! + + On the lone rugged rocks a rich table we spread, + The balsam and hemlock afford us a bed; + While the gleam of our camp fire illumines the sky, + And the murmuring pines sing a soft lullaby. + Juvallera, etc. + + When the orient hues of the dawning of day + Emblazon the clouds and smile back from the bay, + We spring from our couch like the stag from his lair, + And drink in new life with the free morning air. + Juvallera, etc. + + Then we launch our light bark on the silvery lake, + That dimples and breaks into smiles in our wake; + While we sweeten our toil with a tale or a song, + Or rest while the winds waft us bravely along. + Juvallera, etc. + + At night when the deer to the thicket has fled, + And the scream of the night hawk is heard overhead, + We startle with laughter the wilderness dim, + Or the forests resound with our evening hymn. + Juvallera, etc. + + Then Hurrah for the north, with its woods and its hills; + Hurrah for its rocks, and its lakes and its rills! + And long may its forests be lovely as now, + Untouched by the axe, and unscathed by the plow! + Juvallera, etc. + +1870. + + + + + The Cowdung Fly + + + Of all the flies that ever I see + The Cowdung Fly is the fly for me + In cloud or shine, in wet or dry + You can't find the beat of the Cowdung Fly! + So early in the morning or when the sun is sinking, + So early in the morning or any time of day. + + The salmon fly shines in purple and gold + Brighter than Solomon shone of old + But give me the finest that money can buy + And I'll give it you back for the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + A cute little chap is the silver trout + When the wind is still and the sun shines out! + No maiden so coy and no widow so sly + But he'll jump like a shot at the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + A tough old cuss is the big black bass + It's a mighty hard job to bring him to grass + But it makes no odds how hard he may try + He can't resist the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + There's many a fly of old renown + Green Drake, Red Spinner and little March Brown, + Coachman, Professor, but Oh my eye! + They ain't a patch on the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + There are Hackles black and Hackles white + Good by day and good by night + Hackles brown and Hackles red + But the Cowdung Fly is away ahead! + So early, &c. + + There's the little black gnat when the sun shines bright + And the big white moth for the cool twilight + But of all the bugs in earth and sky + I'll bet my boots on the Cowdung Fly! + So early, &c. + + Then anglers all you can't go wrong + If you've plenty of Cowdung Flies along + You never will want for fish to fry + If your book's well stocked with the Cowdung Fly! + + + + + Song of the Bass + + + Over the waters, merrily dancing, + Softly glides our light canoe, + While the phantom mirror glancing, + Shines alternate white and blue. + + _Chorus._ + + Never can tell when the bass is a-coming, + Never can tell when he's going to bite; + First thing you know your reel will be humming, + Strike him quickly and hold him tight. + + Past the maples, red and yellow, + Crimson oak and purple ash-- + Gosh! you've hooked a monstrous fellow! + Golly! don't you hear him splash? + + Hold him lightly, reel him slowly + If you wish your fish to save; + Nothing's gained by hurry--Holy + Moses! what a jump he gave. + + Lower your rod; now take the slack up-- + Thank your stars you've got him yet! + Now he sticks his thorny back up-- + Now you've got him in the net! + + In the basket, wrapped in fern, he'll + Lie in state in scaly grace; + In the pan, when we return, he'll + Find a warmer resting place. + + Let him fry in crumbs and butter-- + Hear the appetizing fizz! + No weak words that I could utter + Can describe how good he is. + + Serve him with a slice of bacon, + Quickly to the banquet come, + And unless I'm much mistaken + Your remark will be "yum, yum!" + + + + + Never can tell when the Bass is a-comin' + + +Words: Drs. Ellis & Spencer. Music: Adapted. + +_Allegro piscatore: con brio._ + + + + + Maskinongewagaming[7] + + + Would you slay the Maskinonge + In the fastness where he lurks? + Leave a card _pour prendre conge_ + On the town and all its works. + + Leave the tram-car's jarring jangle + For the silent bark canoe; + For the forest's leafy tangle, + Bid the dusty streets adieu. + + As befits her slender tonnage, + In our tiny craft we stow + Cunningly our modest dunnage-- + Shove her off, away we go! + + Joy once more to grasp the paddle! + Farewell worry, doubt and gloom. + Care, who clings behind the saddle, + Finds in our canoe no room. + + Off we go! The lake before us + Stretches far and stretches fair; + Forest scents are wafted o'er us; + Forest voices fill the air. + + Paddling past the pebbly beaches + Where the ancient cedar grows; + Toiling in the open reaches + When the stiff nor'wester blows. + + Winding down the silent river + Where the scarlet maples blaze, + And the pallid aspens quiver + Through the warm September days; + + Past the oily eddies sweeping + Where the hidden boulder lies; + Down the rapid gaily leaping + Where the spray about us flies. + + Poling through the gravelly shallows, + Floating 'neath the alder's shade, + Where the moose at noon-tide wallows, + And the beaver plies his trade; + + Shoving through the rustling sedges, + Battling with the autumn gale; + Lifting over rocky ledges, + Sweating on the portage trail-- + + On we go, with steadfast faces, + Till at last with gladdened eyes, + We behold the secret places + Where the Maskinonge lies. + + Shall we find him in the rushes? + Where the waterlilies grow? + Where the roaring torrent gushes? + In the foam-flecked pool below? + + Fierce and cunning, bold and cruel, + Is the Maskinonge grim, + Who shall dare him to a duel? + Who shall fight and conquer him? + * * * * + + Proudly with his spoil returning, + We with shouts the victor greet; + By the camp-fire brightly burning, + He shall have the warmest seat. + + Is he hungry? Pile the platter; + Thirsty? Join the gay carouse; + Weary with his toil? What matter? + Heap his bed with balsam boughs. + + Fill his pipe with rare Virginian, + Cheer him till the echoes ring, + Monarch of his new dominion, + Maskinongewagaming. + +1904. + + +[7]The place where the Maskinonge dwells. In the vulgar tongue "Lunge + Lake." + + + + + Magaguadavic[8] and Digdeguash + + +"Are not Abana and Pharpar rivers of Damascus better than all the waters +of Israel?" + + Let each man praise the river + That's dearest to his heart, + The Rhine, the Guadalquivir, + The Danube or the Dart. + Let others sing the Tavy, + The Tweed, the Wye, the Lea, + Give me the Magaguadavic, + The Digdeguash for me. + + Some men choose lakes for fishing-- + Ceceebe or Couchiching, + Namabinagashishing, + Kenongewagaming. + I'll take my affidavy + That what they say is bosh; + Give me the Magaguadavic, + Give me the Digdeguash! + + Beneath the shady willow + Cast cunningly your flies, + His wake a widening billow; + Behold the monster rise! + No dreadnought in the navy + Could make so big a splosh; + You'd hear at Magaguadavic + The trout of Digdeguash! + + Behind the purple spruces + The golden sunset dies, + As each his pipe produces + And puts away his flies. + The basket's full, the slavey + To-morrow morn shall wash + The spoils of Magaguadavic, + The loot of Digdeguash! + + And when upon the table + They come to lie in state, + Hardly shall we be able + A decent grace to wait. + They need no sauce nor gravy, + For none can beat, by gosh! + The trout of Magaguadavic, + But those of Digdeguash! + + O restless Bay of Fundy, + O mist and fog and rain, + Hope whispers I may one day + Behold you yet again. + How gladly would I brave ye, + Nor ask a mackintosh, + To see the Magaguadavic, + To fish the Digdeguash. + + Callirrhoe's fair daughters + Have fled their ancient grots; + The voice of many waters + Turns shrieking into watts. + But spare, oh! spare, I crave ye, + Amid the general squash, + The falls of Magaguadavic, + The rips of Digdeguash! + +1910. + + +[8]Pronounced Mackadavy. + + + + + Rhona Adair + + + How dull these links to me! + Rhona's not there, + She whom I long to see, + Rhona Adair! + Who has a swing so true? + Who such a follow through? + Who, who can putt like you, + Rhona Adair? + + Who drives her ball so far, + Far through the air + Swift as a shooting star? + Rhona Adair. + Who hits her ball so clean, + Landing, whate'er's between + Dead on the putting green? + Rhona Adair! + + Whose strokes, of all who strike + With hers compare? + Who has a waggle like + Rhona Adair? + Of all the girls I've seen + Playing across the green + You, Rhona, are the Queen! + Rhona Adair! + + + + + The Duffer's Elegy + + + "Oh! put me on your waiting list + I'll be a golfer if I may + And learn the joys too long I've missed + Before I get too old to play!" + + They gave him on the list a place + And year by year they let him wait, + For golfers are a long-lived race + And very seldom emigrate. + + When, after many weary years, + He reached the top his sponsor said, + "The friend (excuse these natural tears) + Whom I proposed has long been dead." + + And when at last in Charon's wherry, + It was the sponsor's turn to stand + His friend came down to meet the ferry + A phantom niblick in his hand. + + "Welcome to Hades," thus the shade + In hollow-sounding accents spoke + Then spied a puff-ball and essayed + To loft it, but he muffed his stroke. + + "Permit me, pray, to be your guide + Until you've learnt your way about + Our golf course is our greatest pride + Old Colonel Bogey laid it out. + + "Some people say Avernus stinks + And Acheron smells like a sewer + But Fernhill golfers like our links + They find the air so fresh and pure. + + "Cocytus, Styx and Phlegethon + As hazards serve extremely well, + In this particular alone, + The Lambton links are just like Hell. + + "The asphodel wants cutting sadly, + The lies are wretched, more's the pity + But everything is managed badly + By that infernal Green Committee. + + "Come, lay aside your shroud and pall + And play a friendly round with me." + (A Dead Sea apple was the ball, + A pinch of church-yard dust, the tee.) + + He took the club of cypress wood + And smote what seemed a mighty blow, + But, though the aim was true and good + The ball remained in _statu quo_. + + "Alack and well-a-day," he cried, + "A duffer must I ever be, + A duffer I have lived and died + A duffer through Eternity." + +1905. + + + + + When Potter Played + + + When Potter played in front of me + The other day upon the links, + The mist rolled landward from the sea + (The sleepy Caddie yawns and blinks), + We watched him waggle at the tee + And curl his body into kinks, + When Potter played in front of me + The other day upon the links. + + We watched him make the divots flee + And dribble o'er the bunker's brinks, + The dewdrops sparkled on the lea, + The sun shone through the fog bank's chinks. + My partner, hopeful, said to me + "He'll lose, and let us through methinks!" + When Potter played in front of me + The other day upon the links. + + The noonday sun looks down in glee + While Potter in the bunker swinks, + He plies the niblick merrily + While Caddie unto Caddie winks. + The crow on yonder tall fir tree + Looks down and caws at such high jinks, + When Potter played in front of me + The other day upon the links. + + The shadows fall on land and sea, + The sun to rest in splendour sinks, + And Potter crouched on hand and knee + Thinks out each putt, and thinks and thinks. + We all got home too late for tea! + My mind with grief and horror shrinks + From memory of the day when we + Played after Potter on the links. + +1910. + + + + + Colonial Preference + + + Macgregor, always spick and span, + Was quite the military man. + He never walked about the town + Arrayed in sober cap and gown, + But blazed in scarlet, gold and steel, + And clanked a sabre at his heel. + He took no pride in his degree, + In F.C.S. and F.I.C., + But wrote with joy akin to tears + C.D., Canadian Engineers! + Macgregor had been often sent + His country's arms to represent, + To Chatham, Woolwich, Aldershot, + Or anywhere, it mattered not. + He always followed, never weary, + "Quo fas et gloria duxere." + At length, because they thought him yearning + To represent his Country's learning, + Toronto Universitee, + Knowing how ready he would be + Alike in "bello" and in "pace," + Despatched him to the I.C.A.C. + He packed his trappings Academical, + And sailed to join the Congress Chemical, + Which met that year in London reeky, + To study "la chimie appliquee." + Watching the vessel's fall and rise, + 'Twas thus he did soliloquise-- + "I may not wear my sword and spurs, + But one glad thought my bosom stirs, + 'Tis this that I shall surely be + Presented to His Majesty! + It may be when he sees my face + He will reward me with a place + With my deserts commensurate + The Secretary, say, of State + For War, or give me Chief Command + Of all his troops on sea and land!" + Arrived in town, his journey done, + He took a cab to Kensington, + Sir William Ramsay, honest man, + With kindly words to greet him ran. + "Put on," he cried, "your cleanest shirt + And free your hands and face from dirt, + To-morrow you shall go with me + To meet His Gracious Majesty!" + When they alighted from the train + They met the Lord High Chamberlain + Who scanned each name with anxious care + Lest some who ought not should be there. + "Here's Stinkemout from Buda Pesth, + And Sneezetoff, and all the rest, + Ezra P. Binks from Idaho, + But here's a name I do not know + 'Dr. Macgregor from Toronto,' + That's something that I've not got onto!" + Sir William cried "The College where + My friend Macgregor holds a chair + Is in Toronto, Canada." + "Ah!" said the Chamberlain, "Ahah! + I've heard of Canada, of course, + But that's another coloured horse. + Your friend, to say it gives me pain, + Will have to toddle back again! + The King, the invitation states, + Receives the Foreign Delegates. + Remove this person from the list + He's nothing but a Colonist." + A prophet, says the Holy Book, + Must not at home for honour look, + The greater here includes the lesser, + For "Prophet" therefore read "Professor." + +1912. + + + + + The Lyric League[9] + + + We be seventy Lyric Poets, + All in the Fatherland, + Our verse is delightful, although its + Not easy to understand. + + We're the flower and crown of the nation, + The crown and flower of the earth, + But we find our remuneration + Inadequate to our worth. + + We sing of "Sehnsucht" and "Trauer," + "Die Liebe," "Das Herz" and "Die Welt," + But leider, we haven't the power, + To sing from the public "Das Geld." + + The plumbers have their Union, + Fast joined the joiners keep, + And sweep hold dark communion, + With sooty brother sweep. + + The motormen and switchmen, + The very firemen band, + Alone against the richmen, + The Poets helpless stand. + + A fig for the Philistine slander, + Let's cut from all precedent loose, + What's sauce for the bus-driving gander, + Is sauce for the quill-driving goose. + + We'll found (because empty our purse is) + A Lyrische Dichterverein; + And we won't write any more verses, + Under 50 pfennig a line.[10] + + +[9]"Seventy lyric poets in Germany have formed a trade's union, and + agreed not to sell their verses for less than half a mark a + line."--_Daily paper._ + +[10]The author encloses his name and address, not for publication, but in + order that the editor may know where to send the three dollars and + thirty-six cents--twenty-eight lines at twelve cents. + + + + + Psychology + + +Dr. Jaeger has propounded the theory that the Soul is an emanation +emitted by animals, and is the cause of the odour characteristic of each +species. Cf. in _Lives of the Saints_, "the odour of sanctity"; also +_supra_, page 17. + + What's the Soul? throughout the ages + Mystery never yet unveiled + Prophets, poets, saints and sages + All have tried and all have failed. + + But at last we've got an answer + No vague dream or fancy vaguer + From a scientific man--Sir + Herr Professor Dr. Jaeger. + + Printed in his lucid pages + This is what he has to tell + Listen poets; listen sages; + That's the Soul that makes the smell. + + Whoso takes his meat to season + Onions chopped or garlic whole + Shall enjoy a feast of reason + Followed by a flow of soul. + + + + + The Bal Poudre[11] + + + The Reverend Canon Dumoulin + Although he don't object + To dancing in a room along + With company select + Can't tolerate the _Bal Poudre_ + I am not surprised at all + For when there's powder, cannons play + The mischief with a ball. + + +[11]While rector of St. James's, Toronto, the late Canon Dumoulin + protested against the holding of a _bal poudre_ in aid of a local + charity. + + + + + Wisdom and Fancy + _From the German of_ A. G. Marius. + + + With weary steps as Wisdom trod + In Reason's dusty way + Came Fancy with alluring nod + And beckoned him astray. + Laughing she snatched away his books, + And charmed him with her witching looks, + He could not say her nay. + + She shook her curls with childlike grace + And all his anger fled, + He looked into her sunny face + And followed where she led. + + And lo! his weariness was gone + Fresh vigour filled his soul + She led him up, she led him on + Till he had reached his goal. + + + + + Persicos odi + TO MY TOBACCONIST + + + I hate your imported Havannahs, + Your perfumed cheroots I decline; + His own special weakness each man has, + A pipe, I confess it, is mine. + + Why take from their elegant wrappers + Your gilded cork-tipped cigarettes, + Fit only for militant flappers + Or reckless R.M.C. cadets? + + What need for cigars to be pining + When smoking a briar or a clay; + In front of the fire I'm reclining, + And peacefully puffing away. + + + + + The Iceberg + + + We stood upon the deck and saw + Mid fog and mist the iceberg loom; + And while we gazed in wondering awe, + It vanished into mist and gloom. + + With various skill each tried to draw + What printed on his brain had been + The vision that he thought he saw + Or that he thought he should have seen. + + Some drew it flat, some drew it round + And some with many a tower and steeple + And when we shewed our work we found + As many bergs as there were people! + + Across each other's paths we drift + Pale shadows on a misty sea. + The clouds but for a moment lift + Then naught is left but memory. + + If then at any distant day + Your thoughts should chance to turn to me + Draw me not as I am, I pray, + But as you think I ought to be. + + + + + Horace, Odes I. i.[12] + + + Colonel, Most worthy President, + Our Club's chief stay and ornament, + One man who drives with dust and jar + A 40 h.p. motor car, + All other mortals counts but clods, + Himself a rival of the Gods. + The fickle crowd another woos + Him for a threefold term to choose. + A third will lie awake all night + If Manitoba wheat be light. + Not Rockefeller's treasure chest + Could tempt the Farmer to invest + The savings of his life of toil + In shares of rubber or of oil. + The liner's skipper when he steers, + The foghorn booming in his ears, + Through thousand dangers all unseen, + Sighs for the peaceful village green; + Yet fog nor ice nor foundered ships + Can stop him making record trips. + Some spurn not, when their throats are dry, + Long drinks of Irish or Old Rye, + Nor scorn to blow through moistened lips + Great clouds of smoke between the sips; + Others in such things find no charms, + And when the bugle calls to arms + Would banish from the tented green + (Bugbear of matrons) the Canteen. + The hunter leaves his tender spouse + For a rude bed of hemlock boughs, + Content to bag a head or two + Of bearded moose or caribou. + But give me rather, if you please, + A score-card full of 4's and 3's. + The bunker cleared, the putt gone done, + And, of all joys the flower and crown, + The well-hit tee-shot's graceful flight + When everything has gone just right! + Alas! Fate holds for me in store + No chances of a bogey score. + I must send in till I am sick + Cards that defy arithmetic; + Nay, Haply, the Etobicoke + May add to every hole a stroke, + Yet, Colonel, if your grace awards + Some place among the minor bards, + Who sing the Game to me--Ah, then, + I am the happiest of men! + If me from this no fate debars + Then my swelled head shall strike the stars. + + +[12]Read at the Farewell Dinner at the Old Toronto Golf Club House, + October 19th, 1912, Col. G. A. Sweny, the President of the Club, in + the Chair. + + + + + When You and I were Young[13] + + + When you and I were babes, Adam, + In good Prince Albert's time, + The word went forth that war should cease, + Commerce should link all lands, and Peace + Should dwell in every clime. + + When you and I were boys, Adam, + In Queen Victoria's days, + Those guns that now so silent stand, + Where meet the rulers of our land, + With olive decked and bays. + + Roared from the Russian ramparts grim, + Their muzzles all ablaze, + While old Todleben, with his back + Against the wall, foiled each attack + In Queen Victoria's days. + + When you and I were young, Adam, + In good Victoria's time, + We stood together side by side, + When Mewburn and Mackenzie died, + And Tempest, "ere their prime." + + But say not "they have left no peer--" + That were unwelcome praise + To those three friends of ours long dead, + Whose blood for Fatherland was shed + In good Victoria's days. + + In royal Edward's time, Adam, + Fresh prophecies were rife. + They told us nickel-pointed shot + And flat trajectories and what not + Would rid the world of strife. + + But now that we are old, Adam, + We see with startled eyes + Quick-firing guns won't stop the Jap, + Nor Serb nor Bulgar cares a rap + Who wins the Nobel prize. + + When you and I were young, Adam, + There were no telephones; + There was no ultramicroscope; + And no X-rays for those who grope + And pry among the bones. + + But, though with diagnostic aids + They were but ill supplied, + There were a few who shrewdly guessed + (Old What's-his-name among the rest) + At what went on inside. + + When you and I were young, Adam, + It was damnation stark + To doubt that all that breathe the air, + Came, male and female, pair by pair, + Straight out of Noah's ark. + + "Mutantur," Adam, "tempora + Mutamur atque nos," + And now we're not a bit afraid + To tell just how the world was made + In detail and in gross. + + In pre-Archaean periods + Of elemental stress + The C and H and O and N + Collide, rebound, combine, and then + React with H_{2}S. + + Colloidal specks from this ensued + Which grew, and grew, and grew, + With lively motion all endued, + Till they attained a magnitude + Of 0.01_m_. + + Then somewhere over .01 + And under .05 + Amoeboid feelers out they sent + And took some liquid nourishment + And, lo, they were alive! + + In pre-Archaean periods + Let fancy have her fling, + But, Adam, will your faith allow + Such goings on can happen now + When George the Fifth is King? + + Well, times may change, and we may change, + But find him when I can, + I'll drink a health to one who's stood + For all that's honest, kind and good; + So here's to you, Old Man! + +1912. + + +[13]Read at the Dinner given at the York Club, Toronto, November 29th, + 1912, in honour of Dr. Adam H. Wright. + + + + + As a Watch in the Night[14] + + + The soldier called from rest or play + To take his post as sentinel, + To guard until the break of day + Some sore-beleaguered citadel, + + Springs to his arms with beating heart + To take some war-worn veteran's place, + Proud to perform a soldier's part, + Dreading what yet he dares to face. + + His comrades' footsteps on his ears + Ring fainter and fainter. Silence falls + About him. Moments seem like years, + And loneliness his soul appals. + + But when the signal rockets flare + He strains his eyes the void to scan; + When sounds of battle fill the air + In face of death he plays the man. + + He stays where duty bids him stay, + The boldest when he fears the most; + And Rounds, come whensoe'er they may, + Find him alert and at his post. + + Unnumbered now the moments fly + By him whose thoughts are set upon + Each moment's task. The eastern sky + Brightens with dawn. The night is gone. + + And hark, at last he grows aware + Of footsteps his release that tell. + Clear rings his challenge, "Who goes there?" + "Relief!" "Advance, Relief, all's well!" + +1913. + + +[14]Read at the Dinner given in May, 1913, in honour of Professor van der + Smissen, Professor of German in University College, Toronto, on his + retirement after forty-eight years' service in the University and + University College. + + + + + To R. R. W.[15] + + + From Scotland's mists across the sea you bore + The sacred fire, (kindled by him whose name + Has made the century famous with his fame,) + And bid our lamp burn brighter than before. + Upon our Tree, a branch from Scotland's shore + You grafted, and behold our Tree became + Wanton in leafage; with blossoms all aflame; + Deep rooted; and with boughs to heaven that soar. + + We see the better issue from the strife, + And hope the best. In loathsome crawling things + We feel the fluttering of jewelled wings. + In Nature's score, with seeming discords rife, + We seek to read, with you, the note that brings + To harmony the jarring chords of life. + + +[15]Read at the Dinner given in honour of Professor R. Ramsay Wright, + Professor of Biology and Dean of the Faculty of Arts in the University + of Toronto, on his retirement, May, 1912. + + + Richard Clay and Sons, Limited, + BRUNSWICK STREET, STAMFORD STREET, S.E., + AND BUNGAY, SUFFOLK. + + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Wayside Weeds, by William Hodgson Ellis + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WAYSIDE WEEDS *** + +***** This file should be named 35033.txt or 35033.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/3/5/0/3/35033/ + +Produced by Stephen Hutcheson, Brenda Lewis, Charlie Howard +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Canada Team at +http://www.pgdpcanada.net + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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