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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Secret of the League, by Ernest Bramah
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+Title: The Secret of the League
+ The Story of a Social War
+
+Author: Ernest Bramah
+
+Release Date: November 30, 2010 [EBook #34522]
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+Language: English
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+ THE SECRET OF THE LEAGUE
+
+ The Story of a Social War
+
+ By ERNEST BRAMAH
+
+
+ THOMAS NELSON
+ AND SONS
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: She began to unbuckle the frozen straps of his gear.]
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+I. IRENE
+
+II. THE PERIOD, AND THE COMING OF WINGS
+
+III. THE MILLION TO ONE CHANCE
+
+IV. THE COMPACT
+
+V. THE DOWNTRODDEN
+
+VI. MISS LISLE TELLS A LONG POINTLESS STORY
+
+VII. "SCHEDULE B"
+
+VIII. TANTROY EARNS HIS WAGE
+
+IX. SECRET HISTORY
+
+X. THE ORDER OF ST. MARTIN OF TOURS
+
+XI. MAN BETWEEN TWO MASTERS
+
+XII. BY TELESCRIBE
+
+XIII. THE EFFECT OF THE BOMB
+
+XIV. THE LAST CHANCE AND THE COUNSEL OF EXPEDIENCE
+
+XV. THE GREAT FIASCO
+
+XVI. THE DARK WINTER
+
+XVII. THE INCIDENT OF THE 13TH OF JANUARY
+
+XVIII. THE MUSIC AND THE DANCE
+
+XIX. THE "FINIS" MESSAGE
+
+XX. STOBALT OF SALAVEIRA
+
+XXI. THE BARGAIN OF FAMINE
+
+XXII. "POOR ENGLAND"
+
+
+
+
+THE SECRET OF THE LEAGUE.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+IRENE
+
+
+"I suppose I am old-fashioned"--there was a murmur of polite dissent
+from all the ladies present, except the one addressed--"Oh, I take it as
+a compliment nowadays, I assure you; but when I was a girl a young lady
+would have no more thought of flying than of"--she paused almost on a
+note of pained surprise at finding the familiar comparison of a lifetime
+cut off--"well, of standing on her head."
+
+"No," replied the young lady in point, with the unfeeling candour that
+marked the youthful spirit of the age, "because it wasn't invented. But
+you went bicycling, and your mothers were very shocked at first."
+
+"I hardly think that you can say that, Miss Lisle," remarked another of
+the matrons, "because I can remember that more than twenty years ago one
+used to see quite elderly ladies bicycling."
+
+"After the others had lived all the ridicule down," retorted Miss Lisle
+scornfully. "Oh yes; I quite expect that in a few more years you will
+see quite elderly ladies flying."
+
+The little party of matrons seated on the Hastings promenade regarded
+each other surreptitiously, and one or two smiled slightly, while one or
+two shuddered slightly. "Flying is very different, dear," said Mrs Lisle
+reprovingly. "I often think of what your dear grandfather used to say.
+He said"--impressively--"that if the Almighty had intended that we
+should fly, He would have sent us into the world with wings upon our
+backs."
+
+There was a murmur of approval from all--all except Miss Lisle, that is.
+
+"But do you ever think of what Geoffrey replied to dear grandpapa when
+he heard him say that once, mother?" said the unimpressed daughter. "He
+said: 'And don't you think, sir, that if the Almighty had intended us to
+use railways, He would have sent us into the world with wheels upon our
+feet?'"
+
+"I do not see any connection at all between the two things," replied her
+mother distantly. "And such a remark seems to me to be simply
+irreverent. Birds are born with wings, and insects, and so on, but
+nothing, as far as I am aware, is born with wheels. Your grandfather
+used to travel by the South Eastern regularly every day, or how could he
+have reached his office? and he never saw anything wrong in using
+trains, I am sure. In fact, when you think of it you will see that what
+Geoffrey said, instead of being any argument, was supremely silly."
+
+"Perhaps he intended it to be," replied Miss Lisle with suspicious
+meekness. "You never know, mother."
+
+Such a remark merited no serious attention. Why should any one, least of
+all a really clever young man like Geoffrey, deliberately _intend_ to be
+silly? There was too often, her mother had observed, an utter lack of
+relevance in Irene's remarks.
+
+"I think that it is a great mistake to have white flying costumes as so
+many do," observed another lady. "They look--but perhaps they wish to."
+
+"Certainly when they use lace as well it really seems as though they do.
+Oh!"
+
+There was a passing shadow across the group and a slight rustle in the
+air. Scarcely a dozen yards above the promenade a young lady was flying
+strongly down the wind with the languid motion of the "swan stroke." She
+wore white--and lace trimming. Mrs Lisle gazed fixedly out to sea. Even
+Irene felt that the vision was inopportune.
+
+"There are always some who overdo a thing," she remarked. "There always
+have been. That was only Velma St Saint of the New Gaiety; she flies
+about the front every day for the advertisement of the thing: I wonder
+that she doesn't drop handbills as she goes. There's plenty of room up
+on the Castle Hill--in fact, you aren't supposed to fly west of the
+Breakwater--but there will always be some----" A vague resentment closed
+the period.
+
+"Are you staying at the Palatial this time?" asked the lady who had
+mentioned lace, feeling it tactful to change the subject. "I think that
+you used to."
+
+"Oh, haven't you seen?" was the reply. "The Palatial has been closed for
+the last six months."
+
+"Yes, it's a great pity," remarked another. "It looks so depressing too,
+right on the front. But they simply could not go on. I suppose that the
+rates here are something frightful now."
+
+"Oh, enormous, my dear; but it was not that alone. The Palatial has
+always aimed at being a 'popular' hotel, and so few of the upper middle
+class can afford hotels now. Then the new tax on every servant above
+one--calculated as fifty per cent. of their wages, I think, but there
+are so many new taxes to remember--proved the last straw."
+
+"Yes, it is fifty per cent. I remember because I had to give up my
+between-maid to pay the cook's tax. But I thought that hotels were to be
+exempt?"
+
+"Not in the end. It was argued that hotels existed for the convenience
+of the monied classes, and that they ought to pay for it. So a large
+number of hotels are closed altogether; others work with a reduced
+staff, and a great many servants have been thrown out of employment."
+
+Miss Lisle laughed unpleasantly. "A good thing, too," she remarked. "I
+hate hotel servants. So does everybody. It is the only good thing I have
+heard of the Labour Government doing."
+
+"I am sure I don't hate them," said Mrs Lisle, looking round with
+pathetic resignation, "although they certainly had become rather
+grasping and over-bearing of late. But it was quite an unforeseen
+development of the scheme that so many should lose their places. Indeed
+the special object of the tax was to create a fund--'earmarked' I think
+they call it--out of which to meet the growing pension claim, now that
+so few of the servant class think it worth while to save."
+
+Miss Lisle laughed again, this time with a note of genuine amusement.
+
+("A most unpleasant girl, I fear," murmured the lady who had raised the
+white costume question, to her neighbour in a whisper: "so odd.")
+
+"It made a great difference at the registry offices. There are a dozen
+maids to be had any day where there were really none before. Only one
+cannot afford to keep them now."
+
+There was a word, a sigh, and an "Ah!" to mark this point of agreement
+among the four ladies.
+
+"I am afraid that the Government confiscation of all dividends above
+five per cent. bears very heavily on some," remarked one after a pause.
+"I know a poor soul of over sixty-five, nearly blind too, whose husband
+had invested all his savings in the company he had worked for because he
+knew that it was safe, and, having a good reserve, intended to pay ten
+per cent. for a long time. When he died it brought her in fifty pounds a
+year. Now----"
+
+There were little signs of sympathy and commiseration from the group.
+The sex was beginning to take an unwonted interest in terms
+financial--per centage, surrender value, trustee stock, unearned
+increment, and so on. They had reason to do so, for revolutionary
+finance was very much in the air, or, rather, had come tangibly down to
+earth at length: not the placid city echoes that were wont to ripple
+gently across the breakfast-table a few years earlier without leaving
+any one much better or much worse off, but the galvanic adjustment that
+by a stroke made the rich well-to-do, the well-to-do just so-so, the
+struggling poor, and left the poor where they were before. The frenzied
+effort that in a session strove to tear up the trees of the forest and
+leave the plants beneath untouched; to pull to pieces the intertwined
+fabric of a thousand years' growth and to create from it a bundle of
+straight and equal twigs; in a word, to administer justice on the
+principle of knocking out one eye in all the sound because a number of
+people were unfortunately born or fallen blind.
+
+"Five and twenty," mused Mrs Lisle. "I suppose it is just possible."
+
+"It is really less than that," explained the other. "You may have
+noticed that as it is now no good making more than five per cent., most
+companies pay even less. There is no incentive to do well."
+
+"One hears of even worse cases on every hand," said another of the
+ladies. "I am trying to interest people in a poor deformed creature
+whose father left her an annuity derived from ground rents in the
+City.... As it has been worked out I think that she owes the Incomes
+Adjustment Department lawyers something a year now. But private charity
+seems almost to have ceased altogether. Have you heard that 'Jim's' is
+closed?"
+
+It was true. St James's Hospital, whose unvarnished record was, "Three
+hundred of the very poor treated freely each day," was a thing of the
+past, and across its portal, where ten years before a couple of stalwart
+gentlemen wearing red ties had rested for a moment, while they lit their
+pipes, a banner with the strange device, "Curse your Charity!" now ran
+the legend, "Closed for want of Funds."
+
+"I wonder sometimes," mused the last speaker, "why some one doesn't do
+something."
+
+"But," objected another, "what is there to do? What is there?"
+
+They all agreed that there was nothing--absolutely nothing. Every one
+else was tacitly making the same admission; that was the fatal symptom.
+
+Miss Lisle jumped up and began to move away unceremoniously.
+
+"Where are you going, dear?" asked her mother in mild reproof.
+
+"Oh, anywhere," replied Irene restlessly.
+
+"But what for?" persisted Mrs Lisle.
+
+"Oh, anything."
+
+"That is 'nothing,' Miss Lisle," smiled the tactful lady of the party,
+anxious to smooth over the awkwardness of the moment.
+
+"No, it is at least something," flung back the girl brusquely; and with
+swinging strides she set off at a furious pace towards the open country.
+
+"Irene is a little impulsive at times," apologized her mother, sitting
+back with placidly folded hands.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+THE PERIOD, AND THE COMING OF WINGS
+
+
+An intelligent South Sea Islander, who had been imported into this
+country to stimulate missionary enterprise, on his return had said that
+the most marked characteristic of the English of the period was what
+they called "snap."
+
+The nearest equivalent in his own language signifying literally "quick
+hot words," he had some difficulty in conveying the impression he
+desired, and his circle had to rest content that "snap" permeated the
+journalism, commerce, politics, drama, and social life of the English,
+had assailed their literature, and was beginning to influence religion,
+art, and science. It may be admitted that the foreign gentleman's visit
+had coincided with a period of national stress, for the week in question
+had embraced the more entertaining half of a general election, seen the
+advent of two new farthing daily papers, and been marked by the Rev.
+Sebastian Tauthaul's striking series of addresses from the pulpit of the
+City Sanctum, entitled "If Christ put up for Battersea." It had also
+included the launching of a new cocoa, a new soap, and a new
+concentrated food.
+
+The new food was called "Chip-Chunks." "A name which I venture to think
+spells success of itself," complacently remarked its inventor. "A very
+good name indeed," admitted his advertising manager. "It has the great
+desideratum that it might be anything, and, on the other hand, it might
+equally well be nothing." "Just so," said the inventor with weighty
+approval; "just so." A "snap-line" was required that would ineradicably
+fix Chip-Chunks in the public mind, and "Bow-wow! Feel chippy? Then
+champ Chip-Chunks" was found in an inspired moment. It was, of course,
+fully cooked and already quite digested. It was described as the delight
+of the unweaned infant, the mainstay of the toothless nonagenarian, and
+so simple and wholesome that it could be safely taken and at once
+assimilated by the invalid who had undergone the operation of having his
+principal organ of digestion removed. So little, indeed, remained for
+nature and the human parts to do in the matter of Chip-Chunks as to
+raise the doubt whether it might not be simpler and scarcely less
+nutritive to open the tin and pour the contents down the drain
+forthwith.
+
+As Chip-Chunks was designed for those who were disinclined to exercise
+the functions of digestion, so Isabella soap made an appeal to those who
+disliked work and had something of an antipathy to soap at all. One did
+not wash with Isabella, it was assured: one sat down and watched it. It
+had its "snap-lines," too:
+
+"You write it 'wash,' but you call it 'wosh.'
+
+"What is the difference?
+
+"There is 'a' difference.
+
+"There is also 'a' difference between Isabella soap and all other soaps:
+
+"All the difference.
+
+"That's our point. Put it in your washtub and watch it."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Cocoa was approached in a more sober spirit. Soap may blow bubbles of
+light and airy fancy, pills _ricochet_ from one gay conceit to another,
+meat extracts gambol with the irresponsible exuberance of bulls in china
+cups, but cocoa relied upon sincerity and statistics. Kingcup cocoa was
+the last word of the expert. It won its way into the great heart of the
+people by driving home the significant fact that it contained .00001 per
+cent. more phosphorus, and .000002 per cent. less of something fatty,
+than any other cocoa in existence. When the newspaper reader of the
+period had been confronted by this assertion, in various guises,
+seventeen thousand times, he had reached a state of mind in which .00001
+per cent. more phosphorus and .000002 per cent. less fat represented the
+difference between vigorous manhood and drivelling imbecility.
+
+The Rev. Sebastian was all "snap." His topical midday
+addresses--described by himself as "Seven minutes
+sandwich-sermonettes"--have already been referred to. Young men who were
+pressed for time were bidden to bring their bath buns or buttered scones
+and eat openly and unashamed. Workmen with bread and cheese and pots of
+beer were welcomed with effusion. This particular series extended over
+the working days of a week, and was subdivided thus:
+
+ _Monday._--The Issues before the Constituency.
+
+ _Tuesday._--His Address to the Electors.
+
+ _Wednesday._--The Day of the Contest.
+
+ _Thursday._--Which Way are you Voting?
+
+ _Friday._--Spoiled Papers.
+
+ _Saturday._--At the Top of the Poll and the Leader of
+ our Party.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Of the new papers, of their sprightliness, their enterprise, their
+general all-roundness, their almost wicked experience of the ways of the
+world, from a quite up-to-date fund of junior office witticism to a
+knowledge of the existence of actresses who do not act, outwardly
+respectable circles of society who play cards for money on Sunday, and
+(exclusively for the benefit of their readers) places where quite
+high-class provisions (only nominally damaged) could be bought cheap on
+Saturday nights, it is unnecessary to say much. Of their irresponsible
+cock-sureness, their bristling combativeness, their amazing powers of
+prophetic penetration, and, it must be confessed, their ineradicable air
+of somewhat second-rate infant phenomenonship, their crumbling yellow
+files still bear witness. As a halfpenny is half a penny, so a farthing
+is half a halfpenny, and the mind that is not too appalled by the
+possibilities of the development can people for itself this journalistic
+Eden.
+
+_The Whip_ described its programme as "Vervy and nervy; brainy and
+champagny." _The Broom_ relied more on solider attractions of the "News
+of the World in Pin Point Pars" and "Knowledge in Nodules" order. Both
+claimed to be written exclusively by "brainy" people, and both might
+have added, with equal truth, read exclusively by brainless. Avowedly
+appealing "to the great intellect of the nation," neither fell into the
+easy mistake of aiming too high, and the humblest son of toil might take
+them up with the fullest confidence of finding nothing from beginning to
+end that was beyond his simple comprehension.
+
+But the most cursory review of national "snappishness" would be
+incomplete if it omitted the field of politics, especially when the
+period in question contained so concentrated an accumulation of "snap"
+as a general election. Contests had long ceased to be decided on the
+merits of individuals or of parties, still less to be the occasions for
+deliberate consideration of policy. Each group had its label and its
+"snap-cries." The outcome as a whole--the decision of each division with
+few exceptions--lay in the hands of a class which, while educated to the
+extent of a little reading and a little writing, was practically
+illiterate in thought, in experience, and in discrimination. To them a
+"snap-cry" was eminently suited, as representing a concrete idea and
+being in fact the next best argument to a decayed egg. That national
+disaster had never so far been evolved out of this rough-and-ready
+method could be traced to a variety of saving clauses. At such a time
+the strict veracity of the cries raised was not to be too closely
+examined; indeed, there was not the time for contradiction, and therein
+lay the essence of some of the most successful "snaps."
+
+Misrepresentation, if on a sufficiently large scale, was permissible,
+but it was advisable to make it wholesale, lurid, and applied not to an
+individual but to a party--emphasising, of course, the fact that your
+opponent was irretrievably pledged to that party through thick and thin.
+
+In other words, it was quite legitimate for A to declare that the policy
+of the party to which his opponent B belonged was a policy of murder,
+rapine, piracy, black-mail, highway robbery, extermination, and
+indiscriminate bloodshed; that they had swum to office on a sea of tears
+racked from the broken hearts of an outraged peasantry, risen to power
+on the apex of a smoking hecatomb of women and children, and kept their
+position by methods of ruthless barbarism; that assassination, polygamy,
+thuggeeism, simony, bureaucracy, and perhaps even an additional penny on
+the poor man's tea, would very likely be found included in their
+official programme; that they were definitely pledged to introduce
+Kalmucks and Ostyaks into the Government Dock-yards, who would work in
+chained gangs, be content with three farthings for a fourteen hours'
+day, and live exclusively on engine waste and barley-water.
+
+This and much more was held to be fair political warfare which should
+not offend the keenest patriot. But if A so far descended to vulgar
+personalities as to accuse B himself of employing an urchin to scare
+crows at eightpence a day when the trade union rate for crow-scaring was
+ninepence, he stood a fair chance of having an action for libel or
+defamation of character on his hands in addition to an election.
+
+Under such a system the least snappy went to the wall. Happy was the man
+who was armed not necessarily with a just cause, but with a name that
+lent itself to topical alliteration. Who could resist the appeal to
+
+ Vote for Frank Blarney.
+ Fresh Brooms in Parliament.
+ Fewer Bungles during the next five years.
+ Financial Betterment at home.
+ Free Breakfast-tables for the People.
+ Flourishing Businesses all round.
+
+--especially when it was coupled with the reminder that
+
+Every vote given to A. J. Wallflower is a slice of bread filched from
+your innocent children's hard-earned loaf.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Of course the schools could not escape the atmosphere. The State-taught
+children were wonderfully snappy--for the time being. Afterwards, it
+might be noticed, that when the props were pulled away they were
+generally either annoyingly dull or objectionably pert, or, perhaps,
+offensively dully-pert, according to whether their nature was backward
+or forward, or a mixture of both. The squad-drilled units could remember
+wonderfully well--for the time; they could apply the rules they learned
+in just the way they were taught to apply them--for the time. But they
+could not remember what they had not been drilled to remember; they
+could not apply the rules in any other way; they could not apply the
+principles at all; and they could not think.
+
+High and low, children were not allowed to think; with ninety-nine
+mothers out of a hundred its proper name was "idleness." "I do not like
+to see you sitting down doing nothing, dear," said every mother to every
+daughter plaintively. "Is there no sewing you might do?" So the would-be
+thoughtful child was harried into working, or playing, or eating, or
+sleeping, as though a mind contentedly occupied with itself was an
+unworthy or a morbid thing.
+
+Yet it was a too close adherence to the national character that proved
+to be the undoing of Wynchley Slocombe, who is now generally admitted to
+have been the father of the form of aerial propulsion so widely enjoyed
+to-day. Like everybody else, he had read the offer of the Traffic and
+Locomotion Department of a substantial reward for a satisfactory
+flying-machine, embracing "any contrivance ... that would by
+demonstration enable one or more persons, freed from all earth-support
+or connection (_a_) to remain stationary at will, at any height between
+50 and 1500 feet; (_b_) at that height to travel between two points one
+mile apart within a time limit of seven minutes and without deviating
+more than fifty yards from a straight line connecting the two points;
+(_c_) to travel in a circle of not less than three miles in
+circumference within a time limit of fifteen minutes." Wynchley took an
+ordinary intelligent interest in the subject, but he had no thought of
+competing.
+
+It was not until the last day of the period allowed for submitting plans
+that Wynchley's great idea occurred to him. There was then no time for
+elaborating the germ or for preparing the requisite specifications, even
+if he had any ability to do so, which he had not, being, in fact, quite
+ignorant of the subject. But he remembered hearing in his youth that
+when a former Government of its day had offered a premium for a
+convenient method of dividing postage stamps (until that time sold in
+unperforated sheets and cut up as required by the users), the successful
+competitor had simply tendered the advice, "Punch rows of little holes
+between them." In the same spirit Wynchley Slocombe took half a sheet of
+silurian notepaper (now become famous, and preserved in the South
+Kensington Museum) and wrote on it, "Fasten on a pair of wings, and
+practise! practise!! practise!!!" It was to be the aerial counterpart of
+"Gunnery! Gunnery!! Gunnery!!!"
+
+Unfortunately, the departmental offices were the only places in England
+where "snap" was not recognised. Wynchley was regarded as a suicidal
+lunatic--a familiar enough figure in flying-machine circles--and his
+suggestion was duly pigeon-holed without consideration.
+
+The subsequent career of the unhappy man may be briefly stated.
+Disappointed in his hopes of an early recognition, and not having
+sufficient money at his disposal to demonstrate the practicability of
+his idea, he took to writing letters to the President of the Board, and
+subsequently to waylaying high officials and demanding interviews with
+them. Dismissed from his situation for systematic neglect of duty, he
+became a "poor litigant with a grievance" at the Law Courts, and
+periodically applied for summonses against the Prime Minister, the Lord
+Mayor of London, and the Archbishop of Canterbury. Still later his name
+became a by-word as that of a confirmed window-breaker at the Government
+offices. A few years afterwards, a brief paragraph in one or two papers
+announced that Wynchley Slocombe, "who, some time ago, gained an
+unenviable notoriety on account of his hallucinations," had committed
+suicide in a Deptford model lodging-house.
+
+In the meanwhile two plans for flying-machines had been selected as
+displaying the most merit, and their inventors were encouraged to press
+on with the construction under a monetary grant. Both were finished
+during the same week, and for the sake of comparison they were submitted
+to trial on the same day upon Shorncliffe plain. _Vimbonne VI._, which
+resembled a much-distended spider with outspread legs, made the first
+ascent. According to instructions, it was to demonstrate its ability to
+go in a straight line by descending in a field near the Military Canal,
+beyond Seabrook, but from the moment of its release it continued to
+describe short circles with a velocity hitherto unattained in any
+air-ship, until its frantic constructor was too dizzy to struggle with
+its mechanism any longer. The _Moloch_ was then unmoored, and took up
+its position stationary at a height of 1000 feet with absolute
+precision. It was built on the lines of a gigantic centipede, with two
+rows of clubby oars beneath, and ranked as the popular favourite. Being
+instructed, for the sake of variety, to begin with the three mile
+circle, the _Moloch_ started out to sea on the flash of the gun, the
+sinuous motion that rippled down its long vertebrate body producing an
+effect, accidental but so very life-like, that many of the vast
+concourse assembled on the ground turned pale and could not follow it
+unmoved....
+
+There have been many plausible theories put forward by experts to
+account for the subsequent disaster, but for obvious reasons the real
+explanation can never progress beyond the realms of conjecture, for the
+_Moloch_, instead of bending to the east, encircling Folkestone and its
+suburbs, and descending again in the middle of Shorncliffe Camp,
+continued its unswerving line towards the coast of France, and never
+held communication with civilised man again.
+
+So exact was its course, however, that it was easy to trace its passage
+across Europe. It reached Boulogne about four o'clock in the afternoon,
+and was cheered vociferously under the pathetic impression that
+everything was going well. Amiens saw it a little to the east in the
+fading light of evening, and a few early citizens of Dijon marked it
+soon after dawn. Its passage over the Alps was accurately timed and
+noted at several points, and the Italian frontier had a glimpse of it,
+very high up, it was recorded, at nightfall. A gentleman of Ajaccio,
+travelling in the interior of the island, thought that he had seen it
+some time during the next day; and several Tripoli Greeks swore that it
+had passed a few yards above their heads a week later; but the testimony
+of the Corsican was deemed the more reliable of the two. A relief
+expedition was subsequently sent out and traversed a great part of
+Africa, but although the natives in the district around the Albert
+Nyanza repeatedly prostrated themselves and smacked their thighs
+vigorously--the tribal signs of fear and recognition--when shown a small
+working model of the _Moloch_, no further trace was ever obtained of it.
+
+The accident had a curious sequel in the House of Commons, which
+significantly illustrates how unexpected may be the ultimate
+developments of a chain of circumstance. It so happened that in addition
+to its complement of hands, the _Moloch_ carried an assistant
+under-secretary to the Board of Agriculture. This gentleman, who had
+made entomology a lifelong study, was invaluable to his office, and the
+lamentable consequence of his absence was that when the President of the
+Board rose the following night to answer a question respecting the
+importation of lady-birds to arrest an aphis plague then devastating the
+orchards of the country, he ingenuously displayed so striking an
+unfamiliarity with the subject that his resignation was demanded, the
+Government discredited, and a dissolution forced. In particular, the
+hon. gentleman convulsed the House by referring throughout to lady-birds
+as "the female members of the various feathered tribes," and warmly
+defending their importation as the only satisfactory expedient in the
+circumstances.
+
+Wynchley's suggestion remained on file for the next few years, and would
+doubtless have crumbled to dust unfruitfully had it not been for a
+trivial incident. A junior staff clerk, finding himself to be without
+matches one morning, and hesitating to mutilate the copy of--let us say,
+the official Pink Paper which he was reading at the moment,
+absent-mindedly tore a sheet haphazard from a bundle close at hand. As
+he lit his cigarette, the name of Wynchley Slocombe caught his eye and
+stirred a half-forgotten memory, for the unfortunate Wynchley had been a
+stock jest in the past.
+
+Herbert Baedeker Phipps now becomes a force in the history of aerial
+conquest. He smoothed out the paper from which he had only torn off a
+fragment, read the stirring "Practise! Practise!! Practise!!!" (at least
+it has since been recognised to be stirring--stirring, inspired, and
+pulsating with the impassioned ardour of neglected genius), and pondered
+deeply to the accompaniment of three more cigarettes. Was there anything
+in it? Why could not people fly by means of artificial wings? There had
+been attempts; how did the enthusiasts begin? Usually by precipitating
+themselves out of an upper window in the first flush of their
+self-confidence. They were killed, and wings fell into disfavour; but
+the same result would attend the unsophisticated novice who made his
+first essay in swimming by diving off a cliff into ten fathoms deep of
+water. Here, even in a denser medium, was the admitted necessity for
+laborious practice before security was assured.
+
+Phipps looked a step further. By nature man is ill-equipped for flying,
+whereas he possesses in himself all the requisites for successful
+propulsion through the water. Yet he needs practice in water; more
+practice therefore in air. For thousands of years mankind has been
+swimming and thereby lightening the task for his descendants, to such an
+extent that in certain islands the children swim almost naturally, even
+before they walk; whereas, with the solitary exception of a certain
+fabled gentleman who made the attempt so successfully and attained such
+a height that the sun melted the wax with which he had affixed his wings
+(Styckiton in convenient tubes not being then procurable), no man has
+ever flown. More, more practice. The very birds themselves, Phipps
+remembered, first require parental coaching in the art, while aquatic
+creatures and even the amphibia take to that element with developed
+faculties from their birth. Still more need of practice for ungainly
+man. Here, he was convinced, lay the whole secret of failure and
+possible success. "Practise! Practise!! Practise!!!" The last word was
+with Wynchley Slocombe.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+THE MILLION TO ONE CHANCE
+
+
+So wings came--to stay, every one admitted, although most people
+complained that after all flying was not so wonderful when one could do
+it as they thought it would have been. For at the first glance the
+popular fancy had inclined towards pinning on a pair of gauzy appendages
+and soaring at once into empyrean heights with the spontaneity of a
+lark, or of lightly fluttering from point to point with the ease and
+grace of a butterfly. They found that a pair of wings cost rather more
+than a high-grade bicycle, and that the novice who could struggle from
+the stage into a net placed twenty yards away, after a month's course of
+daily practices, was held to be very promising. There was no more talk
+of England lying at the mercy of any and every invader; for one man, and
+one only, had so far succeeded in crossing even the Channel, and that at
+its narrowest limit. For at least three years after the conversion of
+Phipps the generality of people gleaned their knowledge of the progress
+of flying from the pages of the comic papers. To the comic papers wings
+had been sent as an undiluted blessing.
+
+But if alatics, in their infancy, did not come up to the wider
+expectation, there were many who found in it a novel and exhilarating
+sport. There were also those who, discovering something congenial in the
+new force, set quietly and resolutely to work to develop its
+possibilities and to raise it above the level of a mere fashionable
+novelty. There have always been some, a few, not infrequently
+Englishmen, who have unostentatiously become pre-eminent in every
+development of science with a fixity of purpose. Their names rarely
+appear in the pages of history, but they largely write it.
+
+Hastings permitted mixed flying. It was a question that had embittered
+many a town council. To one section it seemed intolerable that a father,
+a husband, or a brother should be torn for twenty minutes from the side
+of his female relatives; to the opposing section it seemed horrible that
+coatless men should be allowed to spread their wings within a hundred
+and fifty yards of shoeless women.
+
+"I have no particular convictions," one prominent citizen remarked, "but
+in view of the existing railway facilities it is worth while considering
+whether we shall have any visitors at all this season if we stand in the
+way of families flying down together." The humour of the age was flowing
+mordaciously, even as the wit of France had done little more than a
+century before. The readiest jests carried a tang, whether turning upon
+personal poverty, municipal extravagance, or national incapacity.
+Opinion being evenly divided, the local rate of seventeen shillings in
+the pound influenced the casting vote in favour of mixed flying. There
+were necessary preparations, including a captive balloon in which an
+ancient mariner, decked out with a pair of wings like a superannuated
+Cupid, was posted to render assistance to the faltering. The rates at
+once rose to seventeen shillings and sixpence, but the principle of the
+enterprise was admitted to be sound.
+
+So on this pleasant summer afternoon--an ideal day for a fly, said every
+one--the heights above the old town were echoing to the ceaseless gaiety
+of the watching crowd, for alatics had not yet ceased to be a novelty,
+while the air above was cleft by a hundred pairs of beating wings.
+
+"A remarkable sight," said an old man who had opened conversation with
+the sociable craving of the aged; "ten years ago we little expected
+this."
+
+"Why, no," replied his chance acquaintance on the seat; "if I remember
+rightly, the tendency was all towards a combination either of a balloon
+and a motor-car or of a submarine and a band-box."
+
+"You don't fly yourself?"
+
+The young man--and he was a stalwart enough youth--looked at himself
+critically as if mentally picturing the effect of a pair of wings upon
+his person. "Well, no," he replied; "one doesn't get the time for
+practice. Then consider the price of the things. And the annual
+licence--oh, they won't let you forget _that_, I assure you. Well, is it
+worth it?"
+
+The old man shook his head in harmonious agreement; decidedly for him it
+was not worth it. "Perhaps you are in Somerset House?" he remarked
+tentatively. It is not the young who are curious; they have the
+fascinating study of themselves.
+
+"Not exactly," replied the other, veiling by this diplomatic ambiguity
+an eminent firm of West End drapers; "but I happen to have rather
+exceptional chances of knowing what is going on behind the scenes in
+London. I can assure you, sir, that in spite of the last sixpence on the
+income-tax and the hen-roost tax, the Chancellor of the Exchequer has
+sent out stringent orders to whip up every penny in the hope of
+lessening a serious deficit."
+
+"There may possibly be a deficit," admitted the old man with bland
+assurance; "but what do a few millions, either one way or the other,
+matter to a country with our inexhaustible resources? We are certainly
+passing through a period of financial depression, but the unfailing
+lesson of the past has been that a cycle of bad years is inevitably
+followed by a cycle of good years, and in the competition with foreign
+countries our advantage of free trade ensures our pre-eminence." For it
+is a mistake now to ascribe optimism to youth. Those youths have by this
+time grown up into old men. Age is the optimist because it has seen so
+many things "come right," so many difficulties "muddled through." Also
+because they who would have been pessimistic old men have worried
+themselves into early graves. Your unquenchable optimist needs no pill
+to aid digestion. "Then," he concluded, "why trouble yourself
+unnecessarily on a beautiful day like this!"
+
+"Oh, it doesn't trouble me," laughed the other man; "at least the
+deficit doesn't; nor the income-tax, I regret to say. But I rather kick
+at ten per cent. on my season ticket and a few other trifles when I
+consider that there used to be better national value without them. And I
+rather think that most others have had about enough of it."
+
+"Patience, patience; you are a young man yet. Look round. I don't think
+I ever saw the grass greener for the time of the year, and in my front
+garden I noticed only to-day that the syringa is out a full week earlier
+than I can remember.... Eh! What is it? Which way? Where?"
+
+The clerk was on his feet suddenly, and standing on the seat. Every one
+was standing up, and all in a common impulse were pointing to the sky.
+Some--women--screamed as they stood and watched, but after a gasp of
+horrified surprise, like a cry of warning cut short because too late,
+the mingling noises of the crowd seemed to shrink away in a breath.
+Every one had read of the sickening tragedies of broken cross-rods or of
+sudden loss of wing-power--ærolanguisis it was called--and one was
+taking place before their eyes. High up, very high at first, and a
+little to the east, a female figure was cleaving headlong through the
+air, and beyond all human power to save.
+
+So one would have said; so every one indeed assumed; and when a second
+later another figure crossed their range it only heralded a double
+tragedy. It drew a gasp ... a gasp that lingered, spun out long and
+turned to one loud, tumultuous shout. The next minute men were shouting
+incoherently, dancing wildly, shaking hands with all and any, and
+expressing frantic relief in a hundred frantic ways.
+
+Thus makes his timely entry into this chronicle Gatacre Stobalt, and
+reviewing the progress of flying as it then immaturely stood, it is not
+too much to say that no other man could have turned that tragedy. With
+an instinctive judgment of time, distance, angle, and his own powers,
+Stobalt, from a hundred feet above, had leapt as a diver often leaps as
+he leaves the plank, and with rigid outstretched wings was dropping
+earthward on all but a plummet line. It was the famous "razor-edge"
+stroke at its narrowest angle, the delight of strong and daring fliers,
+the terror of those who watched beneath. It may be realised by ascending
+to the highest point of St Paul's and contemplating a dive into the
+flooded churchyard.
+
+The moment was a classic one in the history of the wing. The air had
+claimed its victims as the waters have; and there was a legitimate
+pride, since the enterprise was no longer foolhardy, that they had never
+been withheld. But never before had a rescue been effected beyond the
+limits of the nets; it was not then deemed practicable and the axiom of
+the sport "A broken wing is a broken neck," so far held good. Yet here
+was a man, no novice in the art, deliberately pointing sheer to earth on
+a line that must bring him, if unswervingly maintained, into contact
+with the falling girl beneath. Up to that point the attempt would have
+been easy if daring, beyond it nothing but the readiest self-possession
+and the most consummate skill could avert an irretrievable disaster to
+himself.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"You have not even had the curiosity to ask if I am hurt yet." Her voice
+certainly was.
+
+"X = - 4 {C^2} {x^3}," murmured Stobalt abstractedly. "I assure you," he
+explained, leaving the higher mathematics at her reproach, "that I had
+quite satisfied myself that you were not.... It all turns on the extra
+tension thrown on the crank by the additional three feathers. I am
+convinced that English makers have gone as far as they safely can in
+that direction." He glanced at her wings as he mused. They were of the
+familiar detached feather--or "venetian blind," as it was commonly
+called--pattern, and wonderfully graceful in their long sweep and
+elegant poise. Made of the purest white celluloid, just tinted with a
+delicate and deepening pink at the base, they harmonised with her
+sea-green costume as faultlessly as the lily with the leaves it springs
+from. Stobalt himself used the more difficult but much more powerful
+"bat" shape, built up of gold-beaters' skin; he had already folded them
+in rest, but in those early days the prudish conventions of the air
+debarred the girl from seeking a like repose.
+
+"I should certainly discard the three outside feathers," he summed up.
+
+"I shall certainly discard the whole thing," she replied. "I do not know
+which felt the worse--being killed or being saved."
+
+He made a gesture that would seem to say that the personal details of
+the adventure were better dismissed. He was plainly a man of few words,
+but the mechanical defect still held his interest.
+
+"One understands that a brave man always dislikes being thanked," she
+continued a little nervously; "and, indeed, what can I say to thank you?
+You have saved my life, and I know that it must have been at a
+tremendous risk to yourself."
+
+"I think," he said, "that the sooner you forget the incident.... That
+and the removal of those three feathers." His gestures were deliberate
+and the reverse of vivacious, but when he glanced up and moved a hand,
+it at once conveyed to the girl that in his opinion nothing else need
+stand in the way of her recovered powers and confidence.
+
+"And there is," she said timidly, "nothing?" Precisely what there might
+be had not occurred to her satisfactorily.
+
+"Nothing," he said, without the air of being heroic in his generosity.
+"Unless," he added, "you care to promise that you will not let----" He
+stopped with easy self-possession and turned enquiringly to a man in
+some official dress who had suddenly appeared in the glade.
+
+"Have you a licence?" demanded the official, ignoring Stobalt and
+addressing himself in a style that at one time would have been deemed
+objectionably abrupt, to the lady. He was in point of fact a policeman,
+and from a thong on his wrist swung a truncheon, while the butt of a
+revolver showed at his belt. He wore no number or identifying mark, for
+it had long since been agreed that it must be objectionable to their
+finer feelings to treat policemen as though they were--one cannot say
+convicts, for a sympathetic Home Secretary had already discontinued the
+numbering of convicts on the ground that it created a state of things
+"undistinguishable from slavery," though not really slavery--but as
+though they were railway bridges or district council lamp-posts. "Treat
+a man as a dog, and he becomes a dog," had been the invincible argument
+of the band of humanitarians who had introduced what was known as the
+"Get-up-when-you-like-and-have-what-you-want" system of prison
+discipline, and "Treat a man as a lamp-post, and he becomes a
+lamp-post," had been the logical standpoint of the Amalgamated Union of
+Policemen and Plain Clothes Detectives.
+
+"Yes," replied the girl, and her voice had not quite that agreeable
+intonation that members of the force usually hear from the lips of fair
+young ladies nowadays. "Do you wish to see it?"
+
+"What else should I ask you if you had one for?" he demanded with the
+innate boorishness of the heavy-witted man. "Of course I want to see
+it."
+
+She opened the little bag that hung from her girdle and handed him a
+paper without a word.
+
+"Muriel Ursula Percy Sleigh Hampden?" It would be idle to pretend that
+the names pleased him, or that he tried to veil his contempt.
+
+"Yes," she replied.
+
+He indicated his private disbelief--or possibly merely took a ready
+means of exercising his authority in a way that he knew to be
+offensive--by producing a small tin box from one of his pockets and
+passing it to her without any explanation. The requirement was so
+universal in practice, however, that no explanation was necessary, for
+the signature, as the chief mark of identification, had long been
+superseded by the simpler and more effective thumb-sign. Miss Hampden
+made a slight grimace when she saw the condition of the soft wax which
+the box contained, but she obediently pressed it with her thumb and
+passed it back again. As her licence bore another thumb-sign, stamped in
+pigment, it was only necessary for the constable to compare the two (a
+process simplified by the superimposing glass, a contrivance not unlike
+a small opera-glass with converging tubes) in order to satisfy himself
+at once whether the marks were the impress of the same thumb. Apparently
+they were, for with a careless "Right-O," he proceeded on his way,
+swinging his truncheon with an easy grace, and occasionally striking off
+the end of an overhanging branch.
+
+"I wonder," said Stobalt, when at length the zealous officer had quite
+disappeared in search of other fields for tactful activity, "I wonder if
+you are a daughter of Sir John Hampden?"
+
+"Yes," she replied, looking at him with renewed interest. "His only
+daughter. Do you know my father?"
+
+He shook his head. "I have been away, but we see the papers sometimes,"
+he said. "The Sir John I mean," he explained, as though the point were a
+matter of some moment, "was a few years ago regarded as the one man who
+might unite our parties and save the position."
+
+"There is only one Sir John Hampden," she replied. "But it was too
+late."
+
+"Oh yes," he admitted vaguely, dismissing the subject.
+
+Both were silent for a few minutes; it might be noticed that people
+often became thoughtful when they spoke of the past in those years.
+Indeed, an optimist might almost have had some ground for believing that
+a thinking era had begun.
+
+When he spoke again it was with something of an air of constraint. "You
+asked me just now if there was--anything. Well, I have since
+thought----"
+
+"Yes?" she said encouragingly.
+
+"I have thought that I should like to meet your father. I hear
+everywhere that he is the most inaccessible man in London; but perhaps
+if you could favour me with a line of introduction----"
+
+"Oh yes," she exclaimed gladly. "I am sure that he would wish to thank
+you. I will write to-morrow."
+
+"I have paper and a pencil here," he suggested. "I have been a sailor,"
+he added, as though that simple statement explained an omnipercipient
+resourcefulness; as perhaps it did.
+
+"If you prefer it," she said, accepting the proffered stationery. It did
+not make the least difference, she told herself, but this business-like
+expedition chilled her generous instincts.
+
+"I leave for town to-night," was all he vouchsafed.
+
+For a few minutes she wrote in silence, while he looked fixedly out to
+sea. "What name am I to write, please?" she asked presently.
+
+"Oh, Salt--George Salt," he replied in a matter-of-fact voice, and
+without turning his head.
+
+"Is it 'Mr Salt,' or 'Captain,' or----?"
+
+"Just 'Mr,' please. And"--his voice fell a little flat in spite of
+himself, but he did not meet her eyes--"and would it be too much if I
+asked you to mention the circumstances under which we met?"
+
+She bent a little lower over the paper in a shame she could not then
+define. "I will not fail to let my father know how heroic you have been,
+and to what an extent we are indebted to you," she replied
+dispassionately.
+
+"Thank you." Suddenly he turned with an arresting gesture, and impulsive
+speech trembled on his tongue. But the sophistries of explanation,
+apology, self-extenuation, were foreign to the nature of this strong
+keen-featured man, whose grey and not unkindly eyes had gained their
+tranquil depth from long intercourse with sea and sky--those two masters
+who teach the larger things of life. The words were never spoken, his
+arm fell down again, and the moment passed.
+
+"I have never," he was known to say with quiet emphasis in later years,
+"regretted silence. I have never given way to an impulse and spoken
+hastily without regretting speech."
+
+The London evening papers were being cried in the streets of the old
+Cinque Port as "George Salt" walked to the station a few hours later. A
+general election was drawing to its desultory close, but the results
+seemed to excite curiously little interest among the well-dressed,
+leisured class that filled the promenades. It was a longer sweep of the
+pendulum than had ever been anticipated in the days when politics were
+more or less the pastime of the rich, and the working classes neither
+understood nor cared to understand them--only understood that whatever
+else happened nothing ever came their way.
+
+The man who had been a sailor bought two papers of very different views,
+the _Pall Mall Gazette_ and the orthodox labour organ called _The
+Masses_. Neither rejoiced, but to despair _The Masses_ added a note of
+ingenuous surprise as it summarised the contest as a whole. This was how
+the matter stood:
+
+ POSITION OF PARTIES AT THE DISSOLUTION
+ Labour Members 300
+ Socialists 140
+ Liberals 112
+ Unionists 40
+
+ PARTY GAINS
+ Socialist Gains 204
+ Moderate Labour Gains 5
+ Imperial Party Gains 0
+
+ POSITION OF PARTIES IN THE NEW PARLIAMENT
+ Socialists 344
+ Moderate Labour Party (all groups) 179
+ Combined Imperial Party (Liberals and
+ Unionists) 68
+
+(The above returns do not include the Orkney and Shetland Islands.)
+
+ Socialist majority over all possible combinations 97
+
+There is no need to trace the development of political events leading up
+to this position. It lends itself to summary. The Labour party had come
+into power by pointing out to voters of the working classes that its
+members were their brothers, and promising them a great deal of property
+belonging to other people and a good many privileges which they
+vehemently denounced in every other class. When in power they had thrown
+open the doors of election to one and all. The Socialist party had come
+into power by pointing out to voters of the working classes that its
+members were even more their brothers, and promising them a still larger
+share of other people's property (some, indeed, belonging to the more
+prosperous of the Labour representatives then in office) and still
+greater privileges. Yet the editor of _The Masses_ was both pained and
+surprised at the result.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+THE COMPACT
+
+
+A strong man and a prominent politician, Sir John Hampden had occupied
+the unfamiliar position in Parliament of belonging to no party. To no
+party, that is, as the term had then been current in English politics;
+for, more discerning than most of his contemporaries, he had foreseen
+the obliteration of the existing boundaries and the phenomenal growth of
+purely class politics even in the old century. It was, he recognised, to
+be that development of the franchise with which the world was later to
+become tolerably familiar: civil war on constitutional lines. His
+warnings fell on very stony ground. The powers that had never yet
+prepared for war abroad until the enemy had comfortably occupied all the
+strategic points, lest they should wound some wily protesting old
+gentleman's susceptibilities, were scarcely likely to take time by the
+forelock--or even by a hind fetlock, to enlarge the comparison--at home.
+While the Labour party was bringing pressure upon the Government of the
+day to grant an extension of suffrage that made Labour the master of
+eight out of every ten constituencies, the two great classical parties
+were quarrelling vehemently whether £5000 should be spent upon a
+sanatorium at Hai Yang and £5,000,000 upon a dockyard at Pittiescottie,
+or £5,000,000 upon a dockyard at Hai Yang and £5000 upon a sanatorium at
+Pittiescottie. When it is added that the Labour party was definitely
+pledged to the inauguration of universal peace by declining to go to war
+on any provocation, and looked towards wholesale disarmament as the
+first means of economy on attaining office, the cataclysmal humour of
+the situation becomes apparent.
+
+They attained office, as it has been seen, thanks largely to the great
+Liberal party whom they succeeded. The great Liberal party, like the
+editor of _The Masses_ some years later, was pained and surprised at
+this ingratitude. The great Liberal party had never contemplated such a
+development, and through thick and thin had insisted upon regarding the
+Labour party as its ally, notwithstanding the fact that the "ally" had
+always laughed uproariously at the "alliance," and had pleasantly
+announced its intention of strewing Westminster with the wreckage of all
+existing capitalistic parties when once it was strong enough to do so.
+
+Little wonder that that great Liberal Administration was destined to
+pass down to future ages as the "House of Pathetic Fools." Posterity
+adjudicated that no greater example of servile fatuousness could be
+produced. This was unjust, for on 20th June 1792, Louis XVI., certainly,
+let it be admitted, harder pressed, had accepted a red "cap of liberty,"
+and putting it on in obedience to the command of the "extreme party" of
+his time, had bowed right and left with ingratiating friendliness, while
+a Labour gentleman, bearing upon a pike a raw cow's heart labelled "The
+heart of an aristocrat," roared out, with his twenty thousand friends,
+an amused approval.
+
+It was out of the material of the two great traditional parties that Sir
+John Hampden tried to create his "class" coalition to meet the new
+conditions. The spectacle of working men suddenly dropping party
+differences and merging into a solid phalanx of labour was before their
+eyes, but the Tories were disintegrated and inert, the Whigs
+self-satisfied and cock-sure. The years of grace--just so many years as
+Sir John was before his contemporaries--passed. Then came a brief
+period, desperate indeed, but not hopeless, while something might yet be
+done; but the leaders of the historical parties were waiting for some
+happy chance by which they might retract and yet preserve their dignity.
+It was during this crisis that the party whose idea of dignity was
+symbolised by the escort of a brass band on a green-grocer's cart,
+abolished the House of Lords, suspended the naval programme, and
+confiscated all ecclesiastical landed property. Panic reigned, but there
+could be no appeal, for the party in power had never concealed their
+aims and aspirations, and now that they had been returned, they were
+only carrying out their promises.
+
+That is putting their position so mildly as to be almost unjust. They
+were, indeed, among political parties the only one immaculate and beyond
+reproach. All others had trimmed and whittled, promised and recalled,
+sworn and forsworn, till political assurances were emptier than
+libertines' vows. The Socialists had nailed their manifesto to the mast,
+and no man could charge them with duplicity. On every platform from
+Caithness to Cornwall they had stood openly and declared: We are the
+enemies to Capital; we are at war with Society as it is at present
+constituted; we are for the forcible distribution of wealth, however
+come by, the abolition of class distinctions, and the levelling of
+humanity, with the unskilled labourer as the ideal standard.
+
+"Good fellows all," had, in effect, declared their Liberal "allies,"
+"and they do not really mean that--not phraseologically accurately, that
+is. We go in for a little, say, serpent-charming ourselves at election
+times, and when these excellent men are in Parliament the refining
+influence of the surroundings will tone them down wonderfully, and they
+will turn out thoroughly moderate and conciliatory members."
+
+"Don't you make any error about that, comrades," the Socialistic-Labour
+candidates had replied; and with a candour unparalleled in the history
+of electioneering they had not merely hinted this or said it among
+themselves, but had freely and honourably proclaimed it to the four
+winds. "If you like to help us just now that's your affair, and we are
+quite willing to profit by it. But if you knew what you were doing, you
+would go home and all have the nightmare."
+
+"So naïve!" smiled the great Liberal party. "Suppose they have to talk
+like that at present to please the unemployed."
+
+Then came the deluge. Sir John Hampden could have every section of the
+middle and upper class political parties to lead if he so deigned, but
+wherever else he might lead them there was no possible hope of it being
+to St. Stephen's. It was, as his daughter had said, then too late.
+Labour members of one complexion or another had captured three-quarters
+of the constituencies, and there was not the slightest chance of ousting
+them.
+
+So it came about that in less than a decade from the first alarm, the
+extremity of the patriot's hope was that in perhaps twenty years' time,
+when the country was reduced to bankruptcy and the position of a third
+class power, and when there was no more property to confiscate in the
+interest of the working class voter, a popular rising or a foreign
+invasion might again place a responsible administration in power. But in
+the meantime the organisations of the old parties fell to pieces, the
+parties themselves ceased to be powers, their leaders were half
+forgotten. Sir John Hampden might still be a rallying point if he raised
+a standard in a time of renewed hope, but there was no hope, and Sir
+John was reported to have broken his staff, drowned his books, and cut
+himself off from politics in the bitterness of his indignation and
+impotent despair.
+
+It was in something very like this mood that George Salt found him, and
+it was an issue of the mood that would have made him inaccessible to a
+less resourceful man. Day after day he had denied himself to his old
+associates, and little disappointed hucksters who were anxious to betray
+their party for their conscience' sake--provided there was a definite
+offer of a more lucrative position in a new party--vainly shadowed his
+doorway with ready-made cabals in their pocket-books. But the man who
+had been a sailor and spoke few words had an air that carried where
+fluency and self-assurance failed. Even then, almost at his first words,
+Sir John would have closed the subject, definitely and without
+discussion.
+
+"Politics do not concern me, Mr Salt," he said, rising, with an angry
+flash in the eyes whose fighting light gave the lie to the story of
+abandoned hope. "If that is your business you have reached me by a
+subterfuge."
+
+"Having reached you," replied Salt, unmoved, "will you allow me to put
+my suggestions before you?"
+
+"I have no doubt that they are interesting," replied the baronet,
+falling into smooth indifference, "but, as you may see, I am exclusively
+devoted to Euplexoptera now." It might be true, for the table before him
+was covered with specimens, scientific instruments and entomological
+works, while not even a single newspaper betrayed an interest in the
+day; but a world of bitterness smouldered beneath his half-scornful
+admission. "If," he continued in the same vein, "you have an idea for an
+effective series of magic lantern slides, you will find the offices of
+the Union of Imperial Agencies in Whitehall."
+
+The first act to which the new Government was pledged was the evacuation
+of Egypt, and the mighty counterblast from the headquarters of the
+remnant of the great opposing organisation was, it should be explained,
+a travelling magic lantern van, designed to satisfy rural voters as to
+the present happy condition of the fellahin!
+
+"Possibly you would hardly complain that I am not prepared to go far
+enough," replied the visitor. "But in order to discuss that, I must have
+your serious attention."
+
+"I have already expressed myself," replied Sir John formally. "I am not
+interested."
+
+"If you will hear me out and then repeat that, I will go," urged Salt
+with desperate calmness. "Yet I have thrown up the profession of my life
+because I hold that there is a certain remedy. And I have come a hundred
+miles to-night to offer it to you: for you are the man. Realise that I
+am vitally concerned."
+
+"I am very sorry," replied Sir John courteously, but without the
+faintest encouragement, "but the matter is beyond me. Leave me, and try
+some younger, less disillusionised man."
+
+"There is no other man who will serve my purpose." Sir John stared hard,
+as well he might: others had not been in the habit of appealing to him
+to serve their purposes. "You are the natural leader of our classes. You
+alone can inspire them; you alone have the authority to call them to any
+effort."
+
+"I have been invited to lead a hundred forlorn hopes," replied Sir John.
+"A dozen years--nine years--aye, perhaps even six years ago any one of
+them might have been sufficient. Now--I have my earwigs. Good night, Mr
+Salt."
+
+The dismissal was so unmistakably final that the most stubborn
+persistence could scarcely ignore it. Mr Salt rose, but only to approach
+the table by which Sir John was standing.
+
+"I wished to have you with me on the bare merits of my plan," he said in
+a low voice, "but you would not. But you shall save England in spite of
+your dead heart. Read this letter."
+
+For a moment it seemed doubtful how Hampden would take so brusque a
+demand. Another second and he might have imperiously ordered Salt to
+leave the house, when his eyes fell with a start upon the writing thrust
+before him, and taking the letter in his hand he read it through, read
+it twice.
+
+"Little fool!" he said, so low that it sounded tenderly; "poor little
+fool!" Then aloud: "Am I to understand that you have saved my daughter's
+life?"
+
+"Yes," replied George Salt, and even the tropical sunburn could not
+cover his hot shame.
+
+"At great personal risk to yourself?"
+
+Again the reply was, "Yes," without an added word.
+
+"Why did you not let me know of this before?"
+
+"Does that matter now?" It had been his master card, but a very
+humiliating one to play throughout: to trade upon that moment's
+instinctive heroism, to assert his bravery, to apprise it at its worth,
+and to claim a fit return.
+
+"No," admitted Sir John with intuition, "I don't suppose it does. The
+position then is, that instead of exchanging the usual compliments
+applicable to the occasion, I express my gratitude by listening to your
+views on the political situation? And further," he continued, with the
+same gentle air of irony, accepting Salt's silent acquiescence, "that I
+proceed to liquidate my obligation fully by identifying myself with a
+scheme which you have in your pocket for averting national disaster?"
+
+"No," replied Salt sharply. "That is for you to accept or reject
+unconditionally on your own judgment."
+
+"Very well. I am entirely at your service now."
+
+"In the first place, then, I ask you to admit that a state of civil war
+morally exists, and that the only possible hope for our existence lies
+in adopting the methods of covert civil war to secure our ends."
+
+"Admit! Good God! I have been shrieking it into deaf ears for half my
+life, it seems," cried Sir John, suddenly stirred despite himself. "They
+called me the Phantom Storm-petrel--'Wolf-cry' Hampden, Heaven knows
+what not--through an entire decade. Admit! Go on, Mr Salt. I accept your
+first clause more easily than Lord Stirling swallowed Socialistic
+amendments to his own Bills, and that is saying a great deal."
+
+"Then," continued Salt, taking a bundle of papers from an inner pocket
+and selecting a docket of half a dozen typewritten sheets from it, "I
+propose for your acceptance the following plan of campaign."
+
+He looked round the littered desk for a vacant space on which to lay the
+document. With an impetuous movement of his arm Sir John swept books,
+trays, and insects into one chaotic heap, and spreading the summary
+before him plunged into it forthwith.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+THE DOWNTRODDEN
+
+
+"Kumreds," announced Mr Tubes with winning familiarity, "I may say now
+and once and for all that you've thoroughly convinced _me_ of the
+justice of your claims. But that isn't saying that the thing's as good
+as done, so don't go slinging it broadcast in the next pub you come to.
+There's our good kumred the Chancellor of the Exchequer to be taken into
+account, and while I'm about it let me tell you straight that these
+Cabinet jobs, whether at twenty, fifty, or a hundred quid a week, aren't
+the softest things going, as some of you chaps seem to imagine."
+
+"Swap you, mate, then," called out a facetious L. & N. W. fireman. "Yus,
+and throw the missis and kids into the bargain. Call it a deal?"
+
+In his modest little house the Right Hon. James Tubes, M.P., Secretary
+of State for the Home Department, was receiving a deputation. Success,
+said his friends, had not spoiled him; others admitted that success had
+not changed him. From the time of his first appearance in Parliament he
+had been dubbed "Honest Jim" (perhaps a somewhat empty compliment in
+view of the fact that every Labour constituency had barbed unconscious
+satire at its own expense by distinguishing its representative as
+"Honest" Tom, Dick, or Harry), and after his elevation to Cabinet rank
+he still remained honest. More to the point, because more apparent, he
+remained unpretentious. It is true that he ceased to wear, as a personal
+concession to the Prime Minister, by whose side he sat, the grimy coal
+miner's suit in which he had first appeared in the House to the
+captivating of all hearts; but, more fortunate than Caractacus, he
+escaped envy by continuing to occupy his humble villa in Kilburn. The
+expenses of a Cabinet Minister, even in a Socialist Government, must
+inevitably be heavier than those of a private member, but this admirable
+man illustrated the uselessness of riches by continuing to live frugally
+but comfortably upon a tenth of his official income. According to
+intimate rumour he prudently invested the superfluous nine-tenths
+against a rainy day in the gilt-edged securities of countries where
+Socialism was least rampant.
+
+Mr Tubes never refused to see a deputation, and when their views had
+been laid before him it was rare indeed that he was not able to declare
+a warm personal interest in their objects. True, he could not always
+undertake to carry their recommendations into effect; as a Minister he
+could not always express official approval of them, but they were rarely
+sent away without the moral support of that wink which is proverbially
+as significant as a more compromising form of agreement. Whether the
+particular expression of the great voice of the people was in the
+direction of the State adoption of Zulu orphans, or the compulsory
+removal of park palings from around private estates, the deputation
+could always go away with the inward satisfaction that however his words
+might read to outsiders on the morrow, they knew that as a man and a
+comrade, he, Jim Tubes, was with them heart and soul. "It costs
+nothing," he was wont to remark broad-mindedly to his home
+circle--referring, of course, to his own sympathetic attitude; for some
+of the ingenuous proposals which he countenanced were found in practice
+to prove very costly indeed--"and who knows what may happen next?"
+
+But on this occasion, as far as compliance lay within his power, there
+had been no need for mental reservation. The railway-men had been
+patient under capitalistic oppression in the past; they were convincing
+now in argument; and they were moderate in their demands for the future.
+It was no "Væ victis!" that these sturdy wearers of green corduroy
+trousers held out to their employers, but a cheery "Come now, mates.
+Fair does and we'll mess along somehow till the next strike."
+
+Mr Drugget, M.P., introduced the deputation. It consisted of railway
+workers of all the lower grades with the exception of clerks. After many
+ineffectual attempts to get clerks to enter the existing Labour ring, it
+had been seriously proposed by the Labour wirepullers (who loved them in
+spite of their waywardness, and would have saved them, and their votes
+and their weekly contribution, from themselves) that they should form a
+Union of their own in conjunction with shop assistants and domestic
+servants. When the clerks (of whom the majority employed domestic
+servants directly or indirectly in their homes or in their lodgings)
+laughed slightly at the proposal; when the shop assistants smiled
+self-consciously, and when the domestic servants giggled openly, the
+promoters of this amusing triple alliance cruelly left them to their
+fate thenceforward, pettishly declaring that all three were a set of
+snobs--a designation which they impartially applied to every class of
+society except their own, and among themselves to every minute
+subdivision of Labour except the one which they adorned.
+
+It devolved upon a rising young "greaser" in the service of the Great
+Northern to explain, as spokesman, the object of the visit. Under the
+existing unfair conditions the directors of the various companies were
+elected at large salaries by that unnecessary and parasitic group, the
+shareholders, while the workmen--the true creators of every penny of
+income--had no direct hand in the management of affairs. When they
+wished to approach the chief authorities it was necessary for them to
+send delegates from their Union, who were frequently kept waiting ten
+minutes in an ante-room; and although of late years their demands were
+practically always conceded without demur, the position was anomalous
+and humiliating. What seemed only reasonable to them, then, was that
+they should have the right to elect an equal number of directors from
+among themselves, who should sit on the Board with the other directors,
+have equal powers, and receive similar salaries.
+
+"To be, in fact, your permanent deputation to the Board," suggested the
+Home Secretary.
+
+"That's it--with powers," replied the G. N. man.
+
+"There'll be some soft jobs going--then," murmured a shunter, who was
+getting on in years, reflectively.
+
+"No need for the missis to take in young men lodgers if you get one, eh,
+Bill?" said his neighbour jocosely.
+
+Whether it was the extreme unlikelihood of his ever being made a
+director, or some other deeper cause, the secret history of the period
+does not say, but Bill turned upon his innocent friend in a very
+aggressive mood.
+
+"What d'yer mean--young men lodgers?" he demanded warmly. "What call
+have you to bring that up? Come now!"
+
+"Why, mate," expostulated the offending one mildly, "no one said
+anything to give any offence. What's the 'arm? Your missis does take in
+lodgers, same as plenty more, don't she? Well, then!"
+
+"I can take a 'int along the lines as well as any other," replied Bill
+darkly. "It's gone far enough between pals. See? I never said anything
+about your sister leaving that there laundry, did I? Never, I didn't."
+
+"And what about it if you did?" demanded the neighbour, growing hot in
+his turn. "I should think you'd have enough----"
+
+"Gentlemen, gentlemen," expostulated the glib young spokesman, as the
+voices rose above the conversational whisper, "let us have absolute
+unanimity, if _you_ please--expressed in the usual way, by all saying
+nothing together."
+
+"Wha's matter with Bill?" murmured the next delegate with polite
+curiosity.
+
+"Seems to me the little man is troubled with his teef," replied the
+unfortunate cause of the ill-feeling, with smouldering passion. "Strike
+me if he isn't. Ah!" And seeing the impropriety of relieving his
+feelings in the usual way in a Cabinet Minister's private study, he
+relapsed into bitter silence.
+
+Mr Tubes having expressed his absolute approval of this detail of the
+programme, the second point was explained. Why, it was demanded, should
+the provisions of the Employers' Liability Act apply only to the hours
+during which a man was at work? Furthermore, why should they apply only
+to accidents? Supposing, said Mr William Mulch, the spokesman in
+question, that a bloke went out in a social way among his friends, as
+any bloke might, caught the small-pox, and got laid up for life with
+after-effects, or died? Or suppose the bloke, after sweating through a
+day's work, went home dog-tired to his miserable hovel, and broke his
+leg falling over the carpet, or poisoned his hand opening a tin of
+sardines? They looked to the present Government to extend the working of
+the Act so as to cover the disablement or death of employés from every
+cause whatever, natural death included, and wherever they might be at
+the time. Under the present unfair and artificial conditions of labour,
+the work-people were nothing but the slaves and chattels of capitalists,
+and it was manifestly unfair that the latter should escape their
+responsibilities after exploiting a man's labour for their own greedy
+ends, simply because he happened to die of hydrophobia or senile decay,
+or because the injury that disabled him was received outside the
+foetid, insanitary den where in exchange for a bare sordid pittance
+his flesh was ground from his bones for eight hours daily.
+
+The Right Hon. gentleman expressed his entire concurrence with this
+provision also, and roused considerable enthusiasm by mentioning that
+some time ago he had independently arrived at the conclusion that such a
+clause was urgently required.
+
+Before the next point was considered, Comrade Tintwistle asked
+permission to say a few words. He explained that he had no intention of
+introducing a discordant note. On the contrary, he heartily supported
+the proposal as far as it went, but--and here he wished to say that
+though he only voiced the demands of a minority, it was a large, a
+growing, and a noisy minority--it did not go far enough. The contention
+of those he represented was that the responsibility of employers ought
+to extend to the wives and families of their work-people. Many a poor
+comrade was sadly harassed by having to keep a crippled child who would
+never be a bread-winner, or an ailing wife who was incapable of looking
+after his home comfort properly. They were fighting over again the
+battle that they had won in the matter of free meals for school
+children. It had taken years to convince people that it was equally
+necessary that children who did not happen to be attending school should
+have meals provided for them, and even more necessary to see that their
+mothers should be well nourished; it had taken even longer to arrive at
+the logical conclusion that if free meals were requisite, free clothes
+were not a whit less necessary. No one nowadays doubted the soundness of
+that policy, yet here they were again timorously contemplating
+half-measures, while the insatiable birds of prey who sucked their blood
+laughed in their sleeve at the spectacle of the British working men
+hiding their heads ostrich-like in the shifting quicksand of a fool's
+paradise.
+
+The signs of approval that greeted this proposal showed clearly enough
+that other members of the deputation had sympathetic leanings towards
+the larger policy of the minority. Mr Tubes himself more than hinted at
+the possibility of a personal conversion in the near future. "In the
+meantime," he remarked, "everything is on your side. Your position is
+logical, moderate, and just. All can admit that, although we may not all
+exactly agree as to whether the time is ripe for the measure. With every
+temptation to wipe off some of the arrears of injustice of the past, we
+must not go so far as to kill the goose that lays the golden egg."
+
+"How do you make that out?" demanded an unsophisticated young signalman.
+"It's the work of the people that produces every penny that circulates."
+
+"Oh, just so," replied Tubes readily. "That is the real point of the
+story. It was the grains of corn that made the eggs, and the goose did
+nothing but sit and lay them. We must always have our geese." He turned
+to the subject in hand again with a laugh, and approved a few more
+modest suggestions for abolishing "privileges."
+
+"The last point," continued the spokesman, "is one that closely concerns
+the principles that we all profess. I refer to the obsolete and
+humiliating anachronism that with a Government pledged to the
+maintenance of social equality in office, at any hour of the day, at
+practically every railway station throughout the land you will still see
+trains subdivided as regards designation and accommodation into first,
+second, and third classes. It is a distinction which to us, as the
+representatives of the so-called third class, is nothing more or less
+than insulting. Why should me and my missis when we travel be compelled
+to sit where the accidents generally happen and have to put up with
+eighteen in a compartment, when smug clerks and saucy ladies' maids, who
+are no better than us, enjoy the comparative luxury of only fifteen in a
+compartment away from the collisions, and snide financiers and
+questionable duchesses, who are certainly a good deal worse, sit in
+padded rooms, well protected front and rear, and never know what it is
+to be packed more than six a-side? If that isn't class distinction I
+should like to know what is. It isn't--Gawd help us!--that we wish to
+mix with these people, or that we envy their position or covet their
+wealth. Such motives have never entered into the calculations of those
+who have been foremost in Socialistic propaganda. But as thoughtful and
+self-respecting units of an integral community we object to being
+segregated by the imposition of obsolete and arbitrary barriers, we do
+resent the artificial creation of social grades, and we regard with
+antagonism and distrust the unjust accumulation of labour-created wealth
+in the hands of the idle and incapable few.
+
+"But if this is the standpoint of the great mass of the democracy, to us
+of the Amalgamated Unions of Railway Workers and Permanent Way Staffs
+the invidious distinction has a closer significance. As ordinary
+citizens our sense of equality is outraged by the demarcations I have
+referred to; but as our work often places us in a temporary
+subordination to the occupants of these so-called first and second
+classes, whom we despise intellectually and resent economically, we
+incur the additional stigma of having to render them an external
+deference which we recognise to be obsolete and servile. The Arden and
+Avon Valley case, which earned the martyrdom of dismissal for William
+Jukson and ultimately involved forty thousand of us in a now historic
+strike, simply because that heroic man categorically refused to the
+doddering Duke of Pentarlington any other title than the honourable
+appellation of 'Comrade,' is doubtless still fresh within your minds. We
+lost on that occasion through insufficiency of funds, but the ducal
+portmanteau over which William Jukson took his memorable stand, will yet
+serve as a rallying point to a more successful issue."
+
+Mr Mulch paused for approbation, which was not stinted, but before he
+could resume, a passionate little man who had been rising to a more
+exalted state of fervour with every demand, suddenly hurled himself like
+a human wedge into the forefront of the proceedings.
+
+"Kumrids!" he exclaimed, breathless from the first, "with your kind
+permission I would say a few words embodying a suggestion which, though
+not actually included in the agenda, is quite in 'armony with the
+subject before us."
+
+"Won't it keep?" suggested a tired delegate hopefully.
+
+"The suggestion is briefly this," continued the little man, far too
+enthusiastic to notice any interruption, "that as a tribute to William
+Jukson's sterling determination and as a perpetual reminder of the
+issues raised, we forthwith add to the banners of the Amalgamated Unions
+one bearing an allegorical design consisting of two emblematic figures
+struggling for the possession of a leather portmanteau with the words
+'No Surrender!' beneath. The whole might be made obvious to a person of
+the meanest intelligence by the inscription 'A. and A. V. Ry. Test Case.
+W. J. upholds the Principles of Social Democracy and Vindicates the
+People's Rights,' running round."
+
+"Why should he be running round?" asked a slow-witted member of the
+deputation.
+
+"Who running round?" demanded the last speaker, amenable to outside
+influence now that he had said his say.
+
+"William Jukson. Didn't you say he was to be on this banner vindicating
+the people's rights running round? He stood there on the platform, man
+to man, so I've always heard."
+
+The redoubtable Jukson's champion cast a look of ineffable contempt upon
+his simple brother and made a gesture expressive of despair. "That's
+all," he said, and sat down.
+
+Mr Mulch resumed his interrupted innings. "The suggestion will doubtless
+receive attention if submitted through the proper channels," he remarked
+a little coldly. It was one thing to take the indomitable Jukson under
+his own ægis; quite another to countenance his canonisation at a period
+when strenuous candidates were more numerous than remunerative niches.
+"But to revert to the subject in hand from which we have strayed
+somewhat. It only remains for me to say that all artificial distinctions
+between class and class are distasteful to the people at large,
+detestable to the powerful Unions on whose behalf we are here to-day,
+and antagonistic to the interests of the community. We confidently look,
+therefore, to the present Government to put an end to a state of things
+that is inconsistent with the maintenance of practical Socialism."
+
+Towards this proposal, also, Mr Tubes turned a friendly ear, but he
+admitted that in practice his sympathies must be purely platonic, for
+the time at least. In truth, the revenue yielded by the taxation of
+first and second class tickets was so considerable that it could not be
+ignored. Many people adopted the third class rather than suffer the
+exaction, and the receipts of all the railway companies in the kingdom
+fell considerably--to the great delight of that large section of the
+Socialistic party that had not yet begun to think. But the majority of
+the wealthy still paid the price, and not a few among the weak, aged,
+and timorous, among children, old men, and ladies, were driven to the
+superior classes which they could ill afford by the increased difficulty
+of finding a seat elsewhere, and by the growing truculence of the
+workmen who were thrust upon them in the thirds. For more than a decade
+it had been observed that when a seat in tram or train was at stake the
+age of courtesy was past, but a new Burke, listening to the conversation
+of those around, might too frequently have cause to think that the age
+of decency had faded also. Another development, contributing to the
+maintenance of the higher classes, was the fact that one was as heavily
+mulcted if he turned to any of the other forms of more exclusive
+travelling. Private carriages of all kinds were the butt of each
+succeeding Budget, even bicycles (unless owned by workmen) were not
+exempt; and so heavily was the Chancellor's hand laid upon motor cars
+(except such as were the property of Members of Parliament) that even
+the Marquis of Kingsbery was satisfied, and withdrew his threat to haunt
+the Portsmouth Road with an elephant gun.
+
+And yet, despite the persistence of a Stuart in imposing taxation and
+the instincts of a Vespasian in making it peculiarly offensive, the
+Treasury was always in desperate straits. The reason was not far to
+seek. In the old days Liberal governments had at times proved
+extravagant; Tory governments had perhaps oftener proved even more
+extravagant; but in each case it was the tempered profusion of those who
+through position and education were too careless to count their pence
+and too unconcerned to be dazzled by their pounds. The Labour and the
+Socialist administrations proved superlatively extravagant: and there is
+nothing more irredeemable than the spendthrift recklessness of your
+navvy who has unexpectedly "come into money." The beggar was truly on
+horseback, or, to travel with the times, he had set off in his motor
+car, and he was now bowling along the great high-road towards the
+cliff-bound sea of national perdition, a very absent-minded beggar
+indeed, with a merry hand upon the high speed gear.
+
+"I am with you heart and soul," therefore declared Mr Tubes as a man,
+and as a member of the Cabinet added--"in principle. But the
+contemplated Act for providing State maintenance of strikers, in strikes
+approved of by the Board of Trade, makes it extremely undesirable to
+abolish any of the existing sources of revenue, at least until we see
+what the measure will involve."
+
+"Save on the Navy, then," growled a malcontent in the rear rank.
+
+"We have already reduced the Navy to the fullest extent that we consider
+it desirable to go at present; that is to say, to the common-sense
+limit--equality with any one of the other leading powers."
+
+"The Army, then."
+
+"We have already reduced the Army very considerably, but with a navy on
+the lines which I have indicated and an army traditionally weaker at the
+best than those of the great military powers, which are also naval
+powers, is it prudent?" The gesture that closed the sentence clearly
+expressed Mr Tubes's own misgivings on the subject. He had always been
+regarded as a moderate though a vacillating man among his party, and the
+"reduce everything and chance it" policy of a powerful section of the
+Cabinet disturbed his rest at times.
+
+"Why halt ye between two opinions?" exclaimed a clear and singularly
+sweet voice from the doorway. "Temporise not with the powers of darkness
+when the day of opportunity is now at hand. Sweep away arms and armies,
+engines of war and navies, in one vast and irresistible wave of
+Universal Brotherhood. Beat the swords into ploughshares, cast your guns
+into instruments of music, let all strife cease. Extend the hand of
+friendship and equality not only man to man and class to class, but
+nation to nation and race to race. Make a great feast, and in love and
+fellowship compel them to come in: so shall you inaugurate the reign of
+Christ anew on earth."
+
+Every one looked at the speaker and then glanced at his neighbour with
+amusement, contempt, enquiry, here and there something of approval, in
+his eye. "The Mad Parson," "Brother Ambrose," "The Ragged Priest," "St
+Ambrose of Shadwell," ran from lip to lip as a few recognised the
+tonsured barefoot figure standing in his shabby cassock by the door. Mr
+Tubes alone, seated out of the range of whispers and a victim to the
+defective sight that is the coal-pit heritage throughout the world,
+received no inkling of his identity, and, assuming that he was a late
+arrival of the deputation, sought to extend a gentle conciliation.
+
+"The goal of complete disarmament is one that we never fail to strive
+for," he accordingly replied, "but our impulsive comrade must admit that
+the present is hardly the moment for us to make the experiment entirely
+on our own. Prudence----"
+
+"Prudence!" exclaimed the ragged priest with flashing vehemence. "There
+is no more cowardly word in the history of that Black Art which you call
+Statecraft. All your wars, all your laws, all tyranny, injustice,
+inhumanity, all have their origin in a fancied prudence. It marks the
+downward path in whitened milestones more surely than good intentions
+pave that same decline. Dare! dare! dare! man. Dare to love your
+brother. Herod was prudent when he sought to destroy all the children of
+Bethlehem; it was prudence that led Pilate to deliver up our Master to
+the Jews. The deadly _ignis fatuus_ of prudence marched and
+counter-marched destroying armies from the East and from the West
+through every age, formed vast coalitions and dissolved them
+treacherously, made dynasties and flung them from the throne. It led
+pagan Rome, it illumined the birth of a faith now choked in official
+bonds, it danced before stricken Europe, lit the martyrs' fires, lured
+the cold greed of commerce, and now hangs a sickly beacon over
+Westminster. But prudence never raised the fallen Magdalene nor forgave
+the dying thief. Christ was not _prudent_."
+
+"Christ, who's 'e?" said a man who had a reputation for facetiousness to
+maintain. "Oh! I remember. _He's_ been dead a long time."
+
+Ambrose turned on him the face that led men and the eye that quelled.
+"My brother," he almost whispered across the room, "if you die with that
+in your heart it were better for you that He had never lived."
+
+There was something in the voice, the look, the presence, that checked
+the ready methods by which a hostile intruder was wont to be expelled.
+All recognised a blind inspired devotion beside which their own party
+enthusiasm was at the best pale and thin. Even to men who were wholly
+indifferent to the forms of religion, Ambrose's self-denying life, his
+ascetic discipline, his fanatical whole-heartedness, his noble--almost
+royal--family, and the magnetic influence which he exercised over masses
+of the most wretched of the poor and degraded gave pause for thought,
+and often extorted a grudging regard. Not a few among those who had
+dispassionately watched the rise and fall of parties held the opinion
+that the man might yet play a wildly prominent part in the nation's
+destinies and involve a tragedy that could only yet be dimly guessed:
+for most men deemed him mad.
+
+"Whatever you may wish to say this is neither the time nor the place,"
+said Mr Drugget mildly. "We are not taking part in a public meeting
+which invites discussion, but are here in a semi-private capacity to
+confer with the Home Secretary."
+
+"There is no time or place unseasonable to me, who come with Supreme
+authority," replied Ambrose. "Nor, if the man is worthy of his office,
+can the Home Secretary close his ears to the representative of the
+people."
+
+"The people!" exclaimed a startled member of the Amalgamated Unions.
+"What d'yer mean by the 'representative of the people'? _We_ are the
+representatives of the people. We _are_ the people!"
+
+"You?" replied Ambrose scornfully, sweeping the assembly with his eye
+and returning finally with a disconcerting gaze to the man who spoke,
+"you smug, easy, well-fed, well-clad, well-to-do in your little way,
+self-satisfied band of Pharisees, _you_ the people of the earth! Are you
+the poor, are you the meek, the hungry, the persecuted? You are the
+comfortable, complacent _bourgeoisie_ of labourdom. You can never
+inherit the Kingdom of Christ on earth. Outside your gates, despised of
+all, stand His chosen people."
+
+There was a low, rolling murmur of approval, growing in volume before it
+died away, but it rose not within the chamber but from the road outside.
+
+"Mr Tubes," whispered the introducer of the deputation uneasily, "give
+the word, sir. Shall we have this man put out?"
+
+"No, no," muttered Tubes, with his eyes fixed on the window and turning
+slightly pale; "wait a minute. Who are those outside?"
+
+The Member of Parliament looked out; others were looking too, and for a
+moment not only their own business was forgotten, but the indomitable
+priest's outspoken challenge passed unheeded in a curious contemplation
+of his following. At that period the sight was a new one in the streets
+of London, though afterwards it became familiar enough, not only in the
+Capital, but to the inhabitants of every large town and city throughout
+the land.
+
+Ambrose had been called "The Ragged Priest," and it was a very ragged
+regiment that formed his bodyguard; he was "The Mad Parson," and an
+ethereal mania shone in the faces of many of his followers, though as
+many sufficiently betrayed the slum-bred cunning, the inborn brutishness
+of the unchanged criminal and the hooligan, thinly cloaked beneath a
+shifty mask of assumed humility. As became "St Ambrose," the banners
+which here and there stood out above the ranks--mere sackcloth standards
+lashed to the roughest poles--nearly all bore religious references in
+their crude emblems and sprawling inscriptions. The gibes at charity,
+the demands for work of an earlier decade had given place to another
+phase. "Christ is mocked," was one; "Having all things in common," ran
+another; while "As it was in the beginning," "Equality, in Christ," "Thy
+Kingdom come," might frequently be seen. But a more significant note was
+struck by an occasional threat veiled beneath a text, as "The sun shall
+be turned into darkness, the moon into blood," though their leader
+himself never hinted violence in his most impassioned flights. Among the
+upturned faces a leisurely observer might have detected a few that were
+still conspicuous in refinement despite their sordid settings--women
+chiefly, and for the most part fanatical converts who had been swept off
+their feet by Ambrose's eloquence in the more orthodox days when he had
+thrilled fashionable congregations from the pulpit of a Mayfair church.
+Other women there were in plenty; men, old and young; even a few
+children; dirty, diseased, criminal, brutalised, vicious, crippled, the
+unemployed, the unemployable. Beggars from the streets, begging on a
+better lay; thieves hopeful of a larger booty; malcontents of every
+phase; enemies of society reckoning on a day of reckoning; the
+unfortunate and the unfortunates swayed by vague yearnings after
+righteousness; schemers striving for their private ends; with a salting
+of the simple-hearted; all held together so far by the vehement
+personality of one fanatic, and glancing down the ranks one could
+prophesy what manner of monster out of the depths this might prove when
+it had reached rampant maturity. Poverty, abject poverty, was the
+dominant note; for all who marched beneath the ragged banner must go in
+rags.
+
+Mr Drugget was the first to recover himself. "Look here," he said,
+turning to Ambrose aggressively, "I don't quite catch on to your game,
+but that's neither here nor there. If you want to know what I call it, I
+call it a bit of blasted impertinence to bring a mob like that to a
+man's private house, no matter who he may be. What's more, this is an
+unlawful gathering according to Act of Parliament."
+
+"That which breaks no divine commandment cannot be unlawful," replied
+Ambrose, unmoved. "I recognise no other law. And you, who call
+yourselves Socialists and claim equality, what are your laws but the old
+privileges which you denounced in others extended to include yourselves,
+what your equality but the spoliation of those above you?"
+
+"We are practical Socialists," exclaimed one or two members with
+dignity. "As reasonable men we recognise that there must be a limit
+somewhere."
+
+"Practical is the last thing you can claim to be. You are impractical
+visionaries; for it would be as easy for a diver to pause in mid-air as
+for mankind to remain at a half-way house to Equality. All! All! Every
+man-made distinction must be swept away. Neither proprietor nor
+property, paid leader nor gain, task-work nor pride of place; nothing
+between God and man's heart. That is the only practical Socialism, and
+it is at hand."
+
+"Not while we're in office," said the Home Secretary shortly.
+
+"Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin," cast back Ambrose. "Where is now the
+great Unionist party? In a single season the sturdy Liberal stronghold
+crumbled into dust. You deposed a Labour government that was deemed
+invulnerable in its time. Beware, the hand is already on the wall. Those
+forces which you so blindly ignore will yet combine and crush you."
+
+It was not unlikely. In former times it would have required barricades
+and some personal bravery. But with universal suffrage the power of the
+pauper criminal was no less than that of the ducal millionaire, and the
+alcohol lunatic, presenting himself at the poll between the spasms of
+_delirium tremens_, was as potent a force as the philosopher. A party
+composed of paupers, aliens, chronic unemployed, criminals, lunatics,
+unfortunates, the hysterical and degenerate of every kind, together with
+so many of the working classes as might be attracted by the glamour of a
+final and universal spoliation, led by a sincere and impassioned
+firebrand, might yet have to be reckoned with.
+
+"And you, comrade?" said a railway-man with pardonable curiosity. "When
+you've had your little fling, who's going to turn _you_ out and come
+in?"
+
+"We!" exclaimed Ambrose with a touch of genuine surprise; "how can you
+be so blind! We represent the ultimate destiny of mankind."
+
+In another age and another place a form of government called the States
+General, and largely composed of amiable clerics, had been called up to
+redress existing grievances. Being found too slow, it gave place to the
+National Assembly, and, to go yet a little faster, became the
+Legislative Assembly. This in turn was left behind by the more
+expeditious Girondins, but as even they lagged according to the bustling
+times, the Jacobins came into favour. The ultimate development of
+quick-change Equality was reached in the Hébertists. From one to another
+had been but a step, and they were all "The People"; but while the
+States General had looked for the millennium by the abolition of a
+grievance here and there, and the lightening of a chafing collar in the
+mass, the followers of Hébert found so little left for them to abolish
+that they abolished God. The experiment convinced the sagest of the
+leaders that human equality is only to be found in death, and, true to
+their principles, they "equalised" a million of their fellow-countrymen
+through the instrumentality of the guillotine, and other forms of moral
+suasion. Grown more tender-hearted, "The People" no longer thirsted for
+another section of "The People's" blood--only for their money; and in
+place of Fouquier-Tinville and the Gentleman with the Wooden Frame,
+their instruments of justice were represented by a Chancellor of the
+Exchequer, and an individual delivering blue papers.
+
+"We represent the ultimate destiny of mankind: absolute equality,"
+announced Ambrose. "Any other condition is inconsistent with the
+professions to which your party has repeatedly pledged itself. Will you,
+my brother," he continued, addressing himself to the Home Secretary,
+"receive a deputation?"
+
+The deputation was already waiting at the outer door, three men and
+three women. It included a countess, a converted house-breaker, and an
+anarchist who had become embittered with life since the premature
+explosion of one of his bombs had blown off both his arms and driven him
+to subsist on the charitable. The other three were uninteresting
+nonentities, but all were equal in their passion for equality.
+
+"We are all pledged to the principle of social equality, and every step
+in that direction that comes within the range of practical politics must
+have our sympathy," replied Mr Tubes. "Further than that I am not
+prepared to commit myself at present. That being the case, there would
+be no object in receiving a deputation." To this had Mr Tubes come at
+last.
+
+"The unending formula," said Brother Ambrose with weary bitterness. "...
+Bread, and you give them stones ... Man," he cried with sudden energy,
+"almost within your grasp lies the foundation of New Jerusalem,
+tranquil, smiling, sinless. What stands in your way? Nothing, nothing!
+truly nothing but the heavy shadow of the old and cruel past. Throw it
+off; is it not worth doing? No more spiritual death, no more sorrow of
+the things of this world, nor crying, 'Neither shall there be any more
+pain: for the former things are passed away.'"
+
+"I have nothing more to say," responded the Home Secretary coldly,
+bending over his desk to write.
+
+"Then I have much more to do," retorted Ambrose impetuously, "and that
+shall be with the sword of my mouth." He strode from the room with an
+air that no amount of legislative equality could ever confer upon any of
+those he left behind, and a moment later his ragged escort was in motion
+homeward--slumward.
+
+"Kumreds," said Mr Tubes, looking up, "the harmony of the occasion has
+been somewhat impaired by an untoward incident, but on the whole I think
+that you may rest well satisfied with the result of your
+representations. Having another appointment I must now leave you, but I
+have given instructions for some beer and sandwidges to be brought in,
+and I trust that in my enforced absence you will all make yourselves
+quite at home." He shook hands with each man present and withdrew.
+
+"Beer and sandwidges!" muttered Comrade Tintwistle, with no affectation
+of delight, to a chosen spirit. "And this is the man we pay fifty quid a
+week to!"
+
+"Ah!" assented the friend, following Mr Tubes's hospitable directions by
+strolling round the room and fingering the ornaments. "Well, when it
+comes to a general share-out I don't know but what I should mind having
+this here little round barometer for my parlour."
+
+"Neat little thing," assented Tintwistle with friendly interest. "What
+does it say?"
+
+"Seems to be dropping from 'Change' to 'Stormy,'" read the friend.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+MISS LISLE TELLS A LONG POINTLESS STORY
+
+
+Sir John Hampden lived within a stone-throw of the Marble Arch; George
+Salt had established himself in Westminster; and about midway between
+the two, in the neighbourhood of Pall Mall, a convenient but quite
+unostentatious suite of offices had been taken and registered as the
+headquarters of the Unity League.
+
+The Unity League was a modern organisation that had come into existence
+suddenly, and with no great parade, within a week of that day when
+George Salt had forced Hampden to hear what he wished to say, a day now
+nearly two years ago. The name was simple and commonplace, and therefore
+it aroused neither curiosity nor suspicion; it was explained by the fact
+that it had only one object: "By constitutional means to obtain an
+adequate representation of the middle and upper classes in Parliament,"
+a phrase rendered by the lighter-hearted members colloquially as "To
+kick out the Socialists." The Government, quite content to govern
+constitutionally (in the wider sense) and to be attacked
+constitutionally (in the narrower sense), treated the existence of the
+Unity League as a playful ebullition on the part of the milch sections
+of society, and raised the minimum income-tax to four and threepence as
+a sedative.
+
+At first the existence of the League met with very little response and
+no enthusiasm among those for whom it was intended. It had become an
+article of faith with the oppressed classes that no propagandism could
+ever restore an equitable balance of taxation. Every change must
+inevitably tend to be worse than the state before. To ask the working
+classes (the phrase lingered; by the demarcation of taxation it meant
+just what it conventionally means to-day, and, similarly, it excluded
+clerical workers of all grades)--to ask this privileged class which
+dominated practically every constituency to throw out their own people
+and put in a party whose avowed policy would be to repeal the Employers'
+Liability Act (Extended), the Strikes Act, the Unemployed Act, the
+Amended Companies Act, the Ecclesiastical Property Act, the infamous
+Necessity Act, and a score of other preposterous Acts of Injustice
+before they even gave their attention to anything else, had long been
+recognised to be grotesque. A League, therefore, which spoke of working
+towards freedom on constitutional lines fell flat. The newspapers
+noticed it in their various individual fashions, and all but the
+Government organs extended to it a welcome of cold despair. The general
+reader gathered the impression that he might look for its early demise.
+
+The first revulsion of opinion came when it was understood that Sir John
+Hampden had returned to public life as the President of the League. What
+his name meant to his contemporaries, how much the League gained from
+his association, may be scarcely realised in an age existing under
+different and more conflicting conditions. Briefly, his personality
+lifted the effort into the plane--not of a national movement, for with
+the nation so sharply riven by two irreconcilable interests that was
+impossible, but certainly beyond all cavil as to motives and methods.
+When it was further known that he was not lending his name
+half-heartedly as to a forlorn hope, or returning reluctantly as from a
+tardy sense of duty, men began to wonder what might lie behind.
+
+The first public meeting of the newly formed League deepened the
+impression. Men and women of the middle and upper classes were invited
+to become members. The annual subscription being a guinea, none but
+adults were expected. Those of the working class were not invited. If
+the subscription seemed large, the audience was asked to remember what
+lay at stake, and to compare with it the case of the artisan cheerfully
+contributing his sixpence a week to the strike fund of his class. "As a
+result there is a Strikes Act now in force," the President reminded
+them, "and the artisan no longer pays the cost----"
+
+"No, we do," interjected a listener.
+
+"I ask you to pay it for three years longer; no more, perhaps less,"
+replied Hampden with a reassuring smile, and his audience stared.
+
+If the subscription seemed large for an organisation of the kind the
+audience was assured that it was by no means all, or even the most, that
+would be expected of them. They must be prepared to make some sacrifice
+when called upon; the nature he could not indicate at that early stage.
+No balance sheet would be published; no detailed reports would be
+issued. There would be no dances, no garden-parties, no club houses, no
+pretty badges. The President warned them that membership offered no
+facilities for gaining a precarious footing in desirable society,
+through the medium of tea on the Vicarage lawn, or croquet in the Home
+Park. "We are not playing at tin politics nowadays," he caustically
+remarked.
+
+That closed the exordium. In a different vein Hampden turned to review
+the past, and with the chartered freedom of the man who had prophesied
+it all, he traced in broad lines and with masterly force the course of
+Conservative ineptitude, Radical pusillanimity, Labour selfishness, and
+Socialistic tyranny. What would be the crowning phase of grab
+government? History foreshadowed it; common-sense certified it. Before
+the dark curtain of that last stupendous act the wealth and wisdom, the
+dignity and responsibility of the nation, stood in paralysed expectancy.
+
+There was a telling pause; a dramatic poignant silence hung over the
+massed crowd that listened to the one man who could still inspire a
+kindling spark of hope. Then, just at the opportune moment, a friendly
+challenge gave the effective lead:
+
+"And what does Sir John Hampden offer now?"
+
+"Absolute victory," replied the speaker, with the thrilling energy of
+quiet but assured conviction, "and with it the ending of this nightmare
+dream of life in which we are living now, when every man in his
+half-guilty helplessness shuns his own thoughts, and all are filled with
+a new unnatural pain: the shame of being Englishmen. Blink the fact or
+not, it is civil war upon which we are now engaged. Votes are the
+weapons, and England and her destiny, nothing more or less, are the
+stakes. It has frequently been one of the curious features even of the
+most desperate civil struggles of the past, that while battles were
+raging all around, towns besieged, and thrones falling, commerce was at
+the same time being carried on as usual, wordy controversies on trivial
+alien subjects were being hotly discussed by opposing sections, as
+though their pedantic differences were the most serious matters in the
+world, and the ordinary details of everyday life were proceeding as
+before. So it is to-day, but civil, social, war is in our midst,
+and--again blink it or not--we are losing, and wage it as it is being
+waged we shall continue to lose. I am not here to-day to urge the
+justice of our cause, to palliate unwise things done, to indulge in
+regrets for wise things left undone. One does not discuss diplomacy in
+the middle of a battle. I am here to hold out a new hope for the triumph
+of our cause, for the revival of an era of justice, for the recovered
+respect of nations. I have never been accused of undue optimism, yet
+fully weighing my words, I stand on this platform to-night to share with
+you my conviction that it is within our power, in three years' time, to
+send an overwhelming majority of our reconstructed party into power, to
+reduce the income-tax to a sane and normal level, and to recommence the
+building up of a treasonably neglected navy."
+
+Another man--perhaps any other man--would have been met by ridicule, but
+Hampden's reputation was unique. The one point of emphasis that could
+not fail to impress itself upon every listener was that there _was_
+something behind all this. It was a point that did not convey itself
+half so forcefully in the newspaper reports, so that, as Socialists and
+their friends did not attend the meetings (even as members of the
+wealthier classes had ignored Socialistic "vapourings" in days gone by),
+any menace to the Government that the League might contain was lost on
+them for the present. It was the moral of an old fable: the Dog in
+Luxury grown slothful and unready.
+
+The subscription deterred few. It was an epoch when everything was,
+apparently, being given away for nothing; though never had the
+grandfatherly maxim that in business nothing ever is offered without its
+price, been so keenly observed. But superficially, to ride in a penny
+'bus entitled one to a probable pension for life; to buy a pound of tea
+was only the preliminary to being presented with a motor-car or a grand
+piano. Fortunes lurked in cigarette boxes, whole libraries sprang
+gratuitously from the columns of the daily papers; not only oxen, but
+silver spoons inexhaustible were compressed within the covers of each
+jar of meat extract, and buried treasure, "Mysterious Millionaires," and
+"Have-you-that-ten-pound-note?" men littered the countryside. To be
+asked to subscribe a guinea for nothing definite in return, was
+therefore a pleasing novelty which took amazingly. So, too, the idea of
+participating in some sort of legal revolution which would entail
+sacrifices and result in unexpected developments, was found to be
+delightfully invigorating. How the movement spread is a matter of
+history. Incomes had been reduced wholesale, yet, so great was the
+confidence in Hampden's name, that many members sent their subscription
+ten times told. When he asked, as he frequently did at the close of a
+meeting, for recruits who were willing to devote their whole time unpaid
+to the work in various departments, more than could be accepted were
+invariably forthcoming. All members proselytised on their own
+initiative, but within these there were thousands of quiet and devoted
+workers who were in close touch with the office of the League. They
+acted on detailed instructions in their methods, and submitted regular
+reports of progress and of the state of public feeling in every part of
+the kingdom and among every class of the community. To what length the
+roll of membership had now extended only two men knew, even
+approximately. All that could be used as a guide was the fact that it
+was the exception rather than the rule anywhere to find a family among
+the classes aimed at, that did not contain at least one member; while
+London, within the same indicated limits, had practically gone solid for
+membership.
+
+And George Salt? The public knew nothing of him; his name did not appear
+in connection with the League, nor did he ever take a place among the
+notables upon the platform at its meetings. But the thousands of the
+inner ring knew him very well, and few whose business led them to the
+offices missed encountering him. He was officially supposed to be a
+League secretary to Sir John Hampden, endowed with large discretionary
+powers.
+
+At the moment when this chapter opens he was receiving in his office a
+representative of the leading Government organ: a daily paper which
+purveyed a mixture of fervent demagogism and child-like inconsistency,
+for the modest sum of one halfpenny. _The Tocsin_, as it was called, was
+widely read by a public who believed every word it contained, with that
+simple credulity in what is printed which is one of the most pathetic
+features of the semi-illiterate.
+
+Mr Hammet, the representative of _The Tocsin_, had come to find out what
+was really behind the remarkable spread of the Unity League. Possibly
+members of the Government were beginning to fidget. Salt had seen him
+for the purpose of telling him everything else that he cared to know. To
+enquirers, the officials of the League were always candid and open, and
+laughingly disclaimed any idea of a mysterious secret society. So Salt
+admitted that they really hoped for a change of public opinion shortly;
+that they based their calculation on the inevitable swing of the
+pendulum, and so forth. He allowed it to be drawn easily from him that
+they had great faith in party organisation, and that perhaps--between
+themselves and not for publication--the Government would be surprised by
+a substantial lowering of their majority at the next election, as a
+result of quiet, unostentatious "spade work." "As a party we are not
+satisfied with the state of things," he said. "We cannot be expected to
+be satisfied with it, and we are certainly relying on a stronger
+representation in opposition to make our views felt."
+
+"Quite right," said Mr Hammet sympathetically. He closed the note-book
+in which he had made a few entries and put it away, to indicate that his
+visit was officially at an end, and whatever passed between them now was
+simply one private gentleman talking to another, and might be regarded
+as sacredly confidential. Salt also relaxed the secretarial manner which
+he had taken the pains to acquire, and seemed as though he would be glad
+of a little human conversation with a man who knew life and Fleet
+Street: which meant, of course, that both were prepared to be
+particularly alert.
+
+"I was at one of your meetings the other night--the Albert Hall one,"
+remarked the newspaper man casually. "Your Chief fairly took the crowd
+with him. No being satisfied with a strong opposition for him! Why, he
+went bald-headed for sweeping the country and going in with a couple of
+hundred majority or so."
+
+Salt laughed appreciatively. "No good being down-hearted," he replied.
+"That was the end of all the old organisations. 'We see no hope for the
+future, so you all may as well mark time,' was their attitude, and they
+dropped out. 'When anything turns up we intend being ready for it, so
+come in now,' we say."
+
+"Seems to take all right too," admitted Mr Hammet. "I was offered a
+level dollar by a friend of mine the other day that you had over half a
+million members. I took it in a sporting spirit, because I know that
+half a million needs a lot of raking in, and I put it at rather less
+myself--but, of course, as you are close about it we can never settle
+up." Half a million, it may be observed, was everybody's property, as an
+estimate on "excellent authority."
+
+"We don't publish figures, as a matter of fact," admitted Salt
+half-reluctantly, "but I don't know why there should be any very
+particular secret about it----"
+
+"Oh, every office has its cupboards and its skeletons," said Mr Hammet
+generously. "But if one could see inside," he added with a knowing look,
+"I think that I should win."
+
+"No," exclaimed Salt suddenly. "I don't mind telling you in confidence.
+We have passed the half million: passed it last--well, some time ago."
+
+"Lucky for me that it is in confidence," remarked the pressman with a
+grimace, "or I should have to pay up. What is the exact figure, then?"
+he ventured carelessly.
+
+"No one could quite tell you that," replied Salt, equally off-hand.
+
+"Six hundred thousand?" suggested Mr Hammet.
+
+"Oh, that is a considerable advance,--a hundred thousand," admitted Salt
+with transparent disappointment. It is not pleasant when you have
+impressed your man to have him expecting too much the next minute.
+
+"I was thinking of the old Buttercup League," said Mr Hammet. "You took
+the remains over, lock, stock, and barrel, I believe?"
+
+"Yes, all that would come. Half belonged to your party really, and half
+of the remainder were children. What an organisation that was in its
+time! A million and a half!" The smart young newspaper man noted Mr
+Salt's open admiration for these figures. It convinced him that the
+newer League was not yet within measurable distance of half that total.
+
+"And in the end it did--what?" he remarked.
+
+Salt was bound to apologise. "What is there to do, after all?" he
+admitted. "What can you do but keep your people together, show them
+where their interest lies, and wait?"
+
+"And rake in the shekels?" suggested Mr Hammet airily.
+
+"Oh, that!" agreed Salt a little uneasily. "Of course one has to look
+after the finances."
+
+"Ra-ther," agreed Mr Hammet. "Wish I had the job. Do you smoke here as a
+general thing?"
+
+"Oh yes," replied Salt, who never did. "Try one of these."
+
+"Fairish cigars. Better than you'd find in the old man's private box up
+at our show," was the verdict. "But then we haven't a revenue of half a
+million."
+
+"Of course I rely on you not to say anything about our numbers," said
+the secretary anxiously.
+
+The visitor made a reassuring gesture, expressive of inviolable secrecy.
+"Though I suppose you have to make a return for income-tax purposes," he
+mused. "My aunt! what an item you must have!"
+
+"No," replied Salt. "We do not pay anything."
+
+Mr Hammet stared in incredulous surprise. "How do you manage to work
+it?" he demanded familiarly. "You don't mean that they have forgotten
+you?"
+
+"No; it's quite simple," explained Salt. "Your friends made the funds
+and incomes of Trades Unions sacred against claims and taxes of every
+kind a few years ago, and we rank as a Trade Union."
+
+"Don't call them my friends, please God," exclaimed Mr Hammet with
+ingratiating disloyalty. "I work as in a house of bondage. You don't
+publish any balance-sheet, by the way, do you?"
+
+"No, we don't see why we should let every one know how the money is
+being spent. No matter how economically things are carried on there are
+always some who want to interfere."
+
+"Especially if they sampled your weeds," suggested the visitor
+pleasantly. "Pretty snug cribs you must have, but that's not my
+business. Between ourselves, what does Sir John draw a year?"
+
+"Nothing," protested Salt eagerly, too eagerly. "As President of the
+League he does not receive a penny."
+
+Sharp Mr Hammet, who prided himself upon being a terror for exposures
+and on having a record of seven flagrant cases of contempt of court,
+read the secretary's eagerness like an open book. "But then there are
+Committees, Sub-committees, Executives, Emergency Funds, and what not,"
+he pointed out, "and our unpaid League President may be Chairman of one,
+and Secretary of another, and Grand Master of a third with a royal
+salary from each, eh? Can you assure me----"
+
+"Oh, well; of course," admitted Salt, cornered beyond prevarication,
+"that is a private matter that has to do with the officials of the
+League alone. But you may take it from me that every one in these
+offices earns his salary whatever it may be."
+
+Mr Hammet smiled his polite acquiescence broadly.
+
+"Same here, changing the scene of action to Stonecutter Street," he
+commented. "Do you happen to know how Sir John came to start this
+affair? Well, Tagg M.P. met Miss Hampden once and wanted to marry her.
+He called on Sir John, who received him about as warmly as a shoulder of
+Canterbury lamb even before he knew what his business was. When he did
+know, he gave such an exhibition of sheet lightning that Tagg, who is
+really a very level-headed young fellow in general, completely lost his
+nerve and tried to dazzle him into consenting, by offering him a safe
+seat in the Huddersfield division and a small place in the Government if
+he'd consent to put up as a bracketted Imperialist hyphened Socialist.
+Then the old man kicked Tagg out of the house, and swore to do the same
+with his Government within three years. At least that's what I heard
+about the time, but very likely there isn't a word of truth in it;" a
+tolerably safe inference on Mr Hammet's part, as, in point of fact, he
+had concocted Mr Tagg's romance on the spur of the moment.
+
+"No," volunteered Salt. "I don't think that that is the true story, or I
+should have heard something about it. It's rather curious that you
+should have mentioned it. I believe----But it's scarcely worth taking
+up your time with."
+
+"Not at all: I mean that I am quite interested," protested Mr Hammet.
+
+"Well--of course it sounds rather absurd in the broad light of day, but
+I believe, as a matter of fact, that he was led into founding the League
+simply as the result of a dream."
+
+"A dream!" exclaimed Mr Hammet, deeply surprised. "What sort of a
+dream?"
+
+"Well, it naturally must have been a rather extraordinary dream to
+affect him so strongly. In fact you might perhaps call it a vision."
+
+"A vision!" repeated Mr Hammet, thoroughly absorbed in the mysterious
+element thus brought in. "Do I understand that this is Sir John's own
+explanation?" Hampden's sudden return to activity had, indeed, from time
+to time been a riddle of wide interest.
+
+"Oh no," Salt hastened to correct. "I expect that he would be the last
+man to admit it, or to offer any explanation at all. Of course the
+history of the world has been changed in every age through dreams and
+visions, but that explanation nowadays, in a weighty matter, would run
+the risk of being thought trivial and open to ridicule."
+
+"But what do you base your deductions upon, then?" demanded Mr Hammet,
+rather fogged by the serious introduction of this new light. "Is Sir
+John a believer in clairvoyance?"
+
+"I am afraid that I must not state the real grounds for several reasons,
+if you won't think me discourteous," replied Salt firmly. "But this I
+may say: that I had occasion to see Sir John late one night, and then he
+had not the faintest intention of coming forward. Early the following
+morning I saw him again, and by that time the whole affair was cut and
+dried. Of course you are at liberty to confirm or contradict the story
+just as you like, if you should happen to come across it again."
+
+In a state of conscious bewilderment through which he was powerless to
+assert himself, Mr Hammet submitted to polite dismissal. The visible
+result of his interview was half a column of peptonised personalities in
+_The Tocsin_, rendered still easier of assimilation to the dyspeptic
+mind by being well cut up into light paragraphs and garnished with
+sub-headings throughout. The unseen result, except to the privileged
+eyes of half a dozen people, was a confidential report which found its
+way ultimately into the desk of the Home Secretary. The following points
+summarised Mr Hammet's deductions.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"The Unity League probably has a membership of half a million. It may be
+safely assumed that it does not exceed that figure by a hundred thousand
+at the most.
+
+"While largely recruiting by the device of holding out a suggestion of
+some indefinite and effective political scheme, the policy of the League
+will be that of _laisser faire_, and its influence may be safely
+ignored. Very little of its vast income is spent in propagandism or
+organisation. On the contrary, there is the certainty that considerable
+sums are lying at short notice at the banks, and strong evidence that
+equally large sums have been sent out of the country through the agency
+of foreign houses.
+
+"Many men of so-called 'good position' enjoy obvious sinecure posts
+under the League, and all connected with the organisation appear to draw
+salaries disproportionate to their positions, and in some cases wildly
+disproportionate.
+
+"The plain inference from the bulk of evidence is that the League is,
+and was formed to be, the preserve for a number of extravagant and
+incapable unemployed of the so-called upper and upper-middle classes,
+who have organised this means of increasing their incomes to balance the
+diminution which they have of late years experienced through the
+equalising legislation of Socialism. The money sent abroad is doubtless
+a reserve for a few of the higher officials to fall back on if future
+contingencies drive them out of this country.
+
+"This information has been carefully derived from a variety of sources,
+including John Hampden's secretary, a man called Salt. Salt appears to
+be a simple, unsuspicious sort of fellow, and with careful handling
+might be used as a continual means of securing information in the future
+should there be any necessity."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The simple, unsuspicious secretary had dismissed Mr Hammet with scarcely
+another thought as soon as that gentleman had departed. In order to fit
+himself for the requirements of his new sphere of action, Salt had,
+during the past two years, compelled himself to acquire that art of
+ready speech which we are told is the most efficient safeguard of our
+thoughts. But he hated it. Most of all he despised the necessity of
+engaging in such verbal chicane as Mr Hammet's mission demanded. Of that
+mission he had the amplest particulars long before the representative of
+_The Tocsin_ had passed his threshold. He knew when he was coming, why
+he was coming, and the particular points upon which information was
+desired. He could have disconcerted Hammet beyond measure by placing
+before him a list of all those persons who had been so delicately
+sounded, together with an abstract of the results; and finally, he
+received as a matter of ordinary routine a copy of the confidential
+report three hours before it reached Mr James Tubes. Armies engaged in
+active warfare have their Intelligence Departments, and the Secret
+Service of the Unity League was remarkably complete and keen.
+
+"My name is Irene Lisle," said the next caller, and there being nothing
+particular to say in reply Salt expressed himself by his favourite
+medium--silence; but in such a way that Miss Lisle felt encouraged to
+continue.
+
+"I have come to you because I am sick of seeing things go on as they
+have been going for years, and no one doing anything. I believe that you
+_are_ going to do something."
+
+"Why?" demanded Salt with quiet interest. It mattered--it might matter a
+great deal--why this unknown Miss Lisle should have been led to form
+that conclusion.
+
+"I have a great many friends--some in London, others all over the
+country. I have been making enquiries lately, through them and also by
+other means. It is generally understood that your membership is about
+half a million, and you tacitly assent to that." She took up a scrap of
+waste paper that lay before her, and writing on it, passed it across the
+desk. "That, however, is my estimate. If I am right, or anything like
+it, you are concealing your strength."
+
+Salt took the paper, glanced at it, smiled and shook his head without
+committing himself to any expression. But he carefully burned the
+fragment with its single row of figures after Miss Lisle had left.
+
+"I have attended your meetings," continued Miss Lisle composedly, "for,
+of course, I am a member in the ordinary way. I came once as a matter of
+curiosity, or because one's friends were speaking of it, and I came
+again because, even then, I was humbled and dispirited at the shameful
+part that our country was being made to play before the world. I caught
+something, but I did not grasp all--because I am not a man, I suppose. I
+saw meeting after meeting of impassive unemotional, black-coated
+gentlemen lifted into the undemonstrative white-heat of purposeful
+enthusiasm by the suggestion of that new hope which I failed to
+understand. At one of the earliest Queen's Hall meetings I particularly
+noticed a young man who sat next to me. He was just an ordinary
+keen-faced, gentlemanly, well-dressed, athletic-looking youth, who might
+have been anything from an upper clerk to a millionaire. He sat through
+the meeting without a word or a sign of applause, but when at the finish
+twenty volunteers were asked for, to give their whole time to serving
+the object of the League, he was the first to reach the platform, with a
+happier look on his face, in the stolid English style, than I should
+have ever expected to see there. It was beyond me. Then among the
+audiences one frequently heard remarks such as 'I believe there's
+something behind it all'; 'I really think Hampden has more than an idea';
+'It strikes me that we are going to have something livelier than tea and
+tennis,' and suggestions of that kind. Some time ago, after a meeting at
+Kensington, I was walking home alone when you overtook me. Immediately in
+front were two gentlemen who had evidently been to the meeting also, and
+they were discussing it. At that moment one said emphatically to the
+other: 'I don't know what it is, but that it _is_ something I'll
+swear; and if it is I'd give them my last penny sooner than have things
+as they are.' Sir John Hampden, who was with you, looked at you
+enquiringly, and you shook your head and said, 'Not one of our men.'
+'Then I believe it's beginning to take already,' he replied."
+
+Two things occurred to Salt: that Miss Lisle might be a rather sharp
+young lady, and that he and Hampden had been unusually careless.
+"Anything else?" was all he said.
+
+"It's rather a long wild tale, and it has no particular point,"
+explained the lady.
+
+"If you can spare the time," he urged. The long pointless tale might be
+a pointer to others beside Miss Lisle.
+
+"I was cycling a little way out in the country recently," narrated Miss
+Lisle, "when I found that I required a spanner, or I could not go on. It
+was rather a lonely part for so near London, within ten or twelve miles,
+I suppose, and there was not a house to be seen. I wheeled my bicycle
+along and soon came to a narrow side lane. It had a notice 'Private
+Road' up, and I could not see far down it as it wound about very much,
+but it seemed to be well used, so I turned into it hoping to find a
+house. There was no house, for after a few turns the lane ended
+suddenly. It ended, so to speak, in a pair of large double doors--like
+those of a coach-house--for before me was a stream crossed by an iron
+bridge; immediately beyond that a high wall and the doors. But do you
+care for me to go on?"
+
+"If you please," said Salt, and paid the narrative the compliment of a
+close and tranquil attention.
+
+"It was rather a peculiar place to come on unexpectedly," continued Miss
+Lisle. "It had originally been a powder works, and the old notices
+warning intruders had been left standing; as a matter of fact a stranger
+would probably still take it to be a powder mill, but one learned
+locally that it was the depot and distributing centre of an artificial
+manure company with a valuable secret process. Which, of course, made it
+less interesting than explosives."
+
+"And less dangerous," suggested Salt, smiling.
+
+"I don't know," shot back Miss Lisle with a glance. "Mark the
+precautions. There was the stream almost enclosing this place--the size,
+I suppose, of a considerable farm--and in the powder mill days it had
+been completely turned into an island by digging a canal or moat at the
+narrowest point of the bend. Immediately on the other side of the water
+rose the high brick wall topped with iron spikes. The one bridge was the
+only way across the stream, the one set of double doors, as high as the
+wall, the only way through beyond. Inside was thickly wooded. I don't
+suggest wild animals, you know, but savage dogs would not surprise me.
+
+"As I stood there, concluding that I should have to turn back, I heard a
+heavy motor coming down the lane. It came on very quickly as though the
+driver knew the twisting road perfectly, shot across the bridge, the big
+gates fell open apparently of their own accord, and it passed inside. I
+had only time to note that it was a large trade vehicle with a square
+van-like body, before the gates had closed again."
+
+Miss Lisle paused for a moment, but she had by no means reached the end
+of her pointless adventure.
+
+"I had seen no one but the motor driver, but I was mistaken in thinking
+that there was no one else to see, for as I stood there undecided a
+small door in the large gate was opened and a man came out. He was
+obviously the gate-keeper, and in view of the notices I at once
+concluded that he was coming to warn me off, so I anticipated him by
+asking him if he could lend me a spanner. He muttered rather surlily
+that if I waited there he would see, and went back, closing the little
+door behind him. I thought that I heard the click of a self-acting lock.
+Presently he came back just as unamiable as before and insisted on
+screwing up the bolt himself--to get me away the sooner, I suppose. He
+absolutely started when I naturally enough offered him sixpence--I
+imagine the poor man doesn't get very good wages--and went quite red as
+he took it."
+
+"And all ended happily?" remarked Salt tentatively, as though he had
+expected that a possible relevance might have been forthcoming after
+all.
+
+"Happily but perplexingly," replied Miss Lisle, looking him full in the
+face as she unmasked the point of her long pointless story. "For the
+surly workman who was embarrassed by sixpence was my gentlemanly
+neighbour of the Queen's Hall meeting, and I was curious to know how he
+should be serving the object of the League by acting as a gate-keeper to
+the Lacon Equalised Superphosphate Company."
+
+Salt laughed quietly and looked back with unmoved composure. "No doubt
+many possible explanations will occur to you," he said with very
+plausible candour. "The simplest is the true one. Several undertakings
+either belong to the League or are closely connected with it, for
+increasing its revenue or for other purposes. The Lacon is one of
+these."
+
+"And I don't doubt that even the position of doorkeeper is a responsible
+one, requiring the intelligence of an educated gentleman to fill it,"
+retorted Miss Lisle. "It must certainly be an exacting one. You know
+better than I do how many great motor vans pass down that quiet little
+lane every hour. They bear the names of different companies, they are
+ingeniously different in appearance, and they pass through London by
+various roads and by-roads. But they have one unique resemblance: they
+are all driven by mechanics who are astonishingly disconcerted by the
+offer of stray sixpences and shillings! It is the same at the little
+private wharf on the canal a mile away. It was quite a relief to find
+that the bargemen were common human bargees!"
+
+Salt still smiled kindly. The slow, silent habit gives the best mask
+after all. "And why have you come to me?" he asked.
+
+"Because I _know_ that you are going to do something, and I want to
+help. I loathe the way things are being done down there." The nod meant
+the stately Palace of Westminster, though it happened to be really in
+the direction of Charing Cross, but it was equally appropriate, for the
+monuments of the Government, like those of Wren, lay all around. "Who
+can go on playing tennis as usual when an ambassador who learned his
+diplomacy in a Slaughter-housemen's Union represents us by acting
+alternately as a fool and a cad before an astounded Paris? Or have an
+interest in bridge when the Sultan of Turkey is contemptuously ordering
+us to keep our fleet out of sight of Mitylene and we apologise and obey?
+I will be content to address envelopes all day long if it will be of any
+use. Surely there are other secret processes down other little lanes? I
+will even be the doorkeeper at another artificial manure works if there
+is nothing else!"
+
+Salt sat thinking, but from the first he knew that for good or ill some
+degree of their confidence must be extended to a woman. It is the common
+experience of every movement when it swells beyond two members: or
+conspiracies would be much more dangerous to their foes.
+
+"It may be monotonous, perhaps even purposeless as far as you can see,"
+he warned. "I do not know yet, and it will not be for you to say."
+
+Miss Lisle flushed with the pleasurable thrill of blind sacrifice. "I
+will not question," she replied. "Only if there should be any need you
+might find that an ordinary uninteresting middle-class girl with a
+slangy style and a muddy complexion could be as devoted as a Flora
+Macdonald or a Charlotte Corday."
+
+Salt made a quiet deprecating gesture. "A girl with a fearless truthful
+face can be capable of any heroism," he remarked as he began to write.
+"Especially when she combines exceptional intelligence with exceptional
+discretion. Only," he added as an afterthought, "it may be uncalled-for,
+and might be inconvenient in a law-abiding constitutional age."
+
+"I quite understand that now; the conscientious addressing of circulars
+shall bound my horizon. Only, please let me be somewhere in it, when it
+_does_ come."
+
+"I say, Salt," drawled an immaculately garbed young man, lounging into
+the room, "do you happen----"
+
+Miss Lisle, who had been cut off from the door by a screen, rose to
+leave.
+
+"Oh, I say, I beg your pardon," exclaimed the young man. "They told me
+that you were alone."
+
+"I shall be disengaged in a moment," replied Salt formally. "At ten
+o'clock to-morrow morning then, Miss Lisle, please." She bowed and
+withdrew, the Honourable Freddy Tantroy, who had lingered rather
+helplessly, holding the door as she went out and favouring her with a
+criticising glance.
+
+"Always making rotten ass of myself," murmured that gentleman
+plaintively. "General Office fault. Engaging lady clerk? Not bad idea,
+but you might have gone in for really superior article while you were
+about it. Cheaper in the end. Oh, I don't know, though."
+
+"Miss Lisle came with the best of recommendations," said Salt almost
+distantly. One might have judged that he had no desire for Mr Tantroy's
+society, but that reasons existed why he should not tell him so.
+
+"Yes, I know," nodded Freddy sagely; "they do. Hockey girl, I should
+imagine. Face of the pomegranate type, carved by amateur whose hand
+slipped when he was doing the mouth. Prefer the pink and pneumatic style
+myself. Matter taste."
+
+Salt made no reply. The only possible reply was the one he denied
+himself. He occupied the time by burning a scrap of paper with a single
+row of figures.
+
+"I say, Salt. I was really coming about something, but I've forgotten
+what," announced the honourable youth after a vacuous pause. "Oh, I
+remember. That elusive old cheesecake of a hunk of mine. Do you happen
+to know where the volatile Sir John is to be unearthed?"
+
+"I imagine that your uncle is in Paris at this moment," replied Salt.
+"He is expected back to-morrow."
+
+"Paris!" exclaimed Freddy with some interest. "Good luck at the Pink
+Windmill, old boy! Anything in the air, Salt? Projected French landing
+at Brighton pier next week? Seriously, don't you think League bit of
+gilded fizzle? Expected something with coloured lights long ago."
+
+"I think that we have every reason to be satisfied with the progress,"
+replied Salt. "The weight of a great organisation must exercise some
+influence in the end."
+
+"Oh yes," retorted Mr Tantroy with a cunning look. "That's the other
+face of double-headed Johnny they have stuffed in museums. Well, all in
+good time, little Freddy, if you sit quiet." He carried out this
+condition literally for a couple of minutes, gazing pensively at a
+slender ring he wore. Then: "I'll tell you what, Salt," he continued. "I
+wish you'd use benign influence with Sir John. Tired of apeing the
+golden ass, and I am thinking of settling down. Want an office here and
+absolutely grinding hard work ten to four, and couple of thousand a year
+or so until I'm worth more. Fact is, met girl I could absolutely exist
+for ever with in gilded bird-cage. Been Vivarium lately?"
+
+"No," replied Salt.
+
+"Oh, well, no good trying my rotten powers description. Must go with me
+some night and see. She hangs by her toes to a slack wire eighty-five
+feet above the stage and sings:
+
+ 'Things are strangely upside down, dear boys.
+ Nowadays.'
+
+No getting away from it, she is positively the most crystallised damson
+that ever stepped out of lace-edged box. No fear monotony in home with
+girl like that. The very thought of it----! Well, come out and have
+drink, Salt?"
+
+"Thanks, no," replied Salt. "I've quite got out of the habit."
+
+"Great Scott!" exclaimed Freddy, aghast. "You better try some of those
+newspaper things that Johnnies with funny addresses and members of the
+Greek Royal Family write up to say have done them no end. I say, Salt, I
+suppose there is spare office in this palatial suite that I could have
+if I grappled with the gilded effort?"
+
+"I really don't know that there is." He had not the most shadowy faith
+in the Honourable Freddy's perseverance, even in intention, for a week.
+To expect any real work from him was out of the question. "We are rather
+overcrowded here as it is."
+
+"If I were you, Salt, I should insist upon the old man removing better
+premises somewhere. Place seems absolutely congealed with underlings.
+Just listen to that in next room: it's like hive of gilded bees. What is
+it?"
+
+"Simply routine work going on," said Salt half-impatiently. "Sorry I
+can't spare the time to come out with you."
+
+"Oh, that's all right-angled," said Freddy, taking the hint and rising.
+"Sorry. Pramp, pramp. You think I shall find Sir John here Friday if I
+look in?"
+
+"Yes, here; but desperately busy."
+
+"Er, thanks," drawled Freddy, with just a suggestion of vice. "Perhaps
+my uncle will be able to spare me five minutes when he has done with
+you."
+
+He drifted languidly through the door and sauntered down the passage. At
+the door of the room where the monotonous voice rose and fell in the
+ceaseless repetition of short sentences, he paused to light a cigarette.
+For perhaps a full minute he remained quite motionless, the cigarette
+between his lips, the match pressed ready against the corrugations of
+the jewelled box he held.
+
+"Listretton, Fergus, 572 Upper Holloway Road, N.
+
+"Listwell-Phelps, J. Walter, F.R.S., Department of Ethopian Antiquities,
+British Museum, W.C.
+
+"Litchit, Miss, Dressmaker, 15 The Grove, Westpoint-on-Sea.
+
+"Little, Rev. H. K., The Vicarage, Lower Skerrington, Dorset.
+
+"Little, Lieutenant-General Sir Alfred Vernon, C.B., V.C., 14a Eaton
+Square, S.W.
+
+"Littlejohn, John George, Byryxia, Cole Park, Twickenham."
+
+Freddy Tantroy lit his cigarette and passed on. The prosaic list of new
+members dictated to an entering clerk did not interest him. Five names a
+minute, three hundred an hour, three thousand a day; an ordinary day,
+weeks after any special meeting, and in the flat season of the year. But
+it did not interest Mr Tantroy. Immersed in a scheme for taxing baths,
+soda-water syphons, and asparagus beds, and further occupied with the
+unexpectedly delicate details of withdrawing from India, it did not
+interest the Government.
+
+It was only the ordinary routine work of the Unity League.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+"SCHEDULE B"
+
+
+On the following day Sir John Hampden returned from Paris. A week later
+and he had again left London. At the office of the League it was
+impossible to learn where he had gone; perhaps fishing, it was
+suggested. In any case he was taking a well-earned holiday and did not
+want to be troubled with business, so that nothing was being forwarded.
+A little later any one might know for the asking that he was in
+Berlin--and returning the next day. There was never any secret made of
+Sir John's movements if the office knew them, only he occasionally liked
+to cut himself completely off from communication in order to ensure a
+perfect rest. As soon as the office knew where he was, every one else
+could know too; only it invariably happened that he was on his way back
+by that time. The incident was repeated. Callers at Trafalgar Chambers
+found all the heads communicative and very leisured. It came out that
+nothing much was being done just then; it was not the time of the year
+for politics. For all the good they were doing three-quarters of the
+offices might be closed for the next few months and three-quarters of
+the staff take a holiday. In fact, that was what they were doing to a
+large extent. It was Mr Salt's turn as soon as Sir John got back.
+
+That time it was St. Petersburg.
+
+For a man who had been a sailor George Salt displayed a curious taste
+when he came to take his holiday. The sea had no call for him, nor the
+coast-line any charm. The inland resorts, the golf centres, moors,
+lakes, mountains and rivers, all were passed by. It was not even to an
+"undiscovered" village or some secluded country house that he turned his
+footsteps in hope of perfect change. On the contrary, where the
+ceaseless din of industry made rest impossible; where the puny but
+irresistible hands of generations of mankind had scarred the face of
+earth like a corroding growth, where the sky was shut out by smoke,
+vegetation stifled beneath a cloak of grime, day and night turned into
+one lurid vulcanian twilight, in which by bands and companies, by trains
+and outposts, dwarfish men toiled in the unlovely rhythm of hopeless,
+endless labour: the lupus-spots of nature; there Salt spent his holiday.
+Coal was the loadstone that drew him on, and in a vast contour his
+journey through that month defined the limits of the coal-fields of the
+land.
+
+In the subsequent histories of this period no mention of Salt's
+significant appearance in the provinces finds a place. Yet in presenting
+a dispassionate review of the succeeding events it is impossible to
+ignore its influence; although, to adopt a just proportion, it is not
+necessary to deal with it at length. It was not a vital detail of the
+scheme on which the League had staked its cause; it was less momentous
+than any of Hampden's three Continental missions; but by disarming
+opposition in certain influential quarters when the crisis came, it
+removed a possible cause of dissension from the first. That is its
+place.
+
+It was an indication of the extreme care with which the operations had
+been developed, that even at this point there were still only two men
+who had any real knowledge of what the plan of campaign would be. There
+were those who did not hesitate to declare that a hostile demonstration
+was being arranged by a foreign power with whom Hampden had come to an
+understanding. At a favourable moment a pretext for a quarrel would be
+found, relations would be broken off immediately, ambassadors recalled,
+and within three days England would be threatened with war. If
+necessary, an actual invasion would take place, and in view of the
+sweeping reductions in the army and navy no one thought it worth while
+to express a doubt that an actual invasion could take place. After
+arranging for a suitable indemnity the invaders would withdraw, leaving
+a provisional government in power, with Hampden at its head. This was
+the extremists' view, and the majority, feeling at heart that however
+England might be internally riven and their liberties assailed, nothing
+could ever justify so unpatriotic a course, held that Hampden was
+incapable of the step. Others suggested civil war; passive resistance to
+the payment of rates and taxes on so organised a scale as to embarrass
+the Government for supplies; an alliance, on a basis not readily
+discernible, with the rank and file of the Socialist party; the secret
+importation of a sufficient number of aliens to turn an election; and a
+variety of other ingenious devices, easy to suggest but difficult to
+maintain. Those who, like Miss Lisle, observed the most, talked the
+least.
+
+Among the working men of the country--the class that the League had come
+into being to control--it had passed into the category of a second
+Buttercup League and was ignored. A few, better informed, accepted the
+conclusions that Mr Hammet and his associates had arrived at, and
+laughed quietly in their sleeves at the thought of the coming
+humiliation of the confiding members. Last of all there remained a
+scattered few here and there, who, through natural suspicion or a
+shrewder wisdom than their fellows, had of late begun to detect in the
+existence of the League a real menace to themselves, and to urge the
+powers, and Mr Tubes in particular, to counteract its aims. It might
+have been a race, a desperate race, but for one simple thing. Hampden
+had asked for three years in which to complete his plans, and both
+friends and foes, deducing from every experience of the past, ranging
+from the opening of an exhibition to the closing of a war, had conceded
+that this meant four at least. But Hampden and the man who had been a
+sailor had no intention of being embarrassed by a race. Not three years
+meaning four, but three years meaning two, had underlain the boast, and
+at the end of two years, although there was still much to be gained by
+time and an unfettered choice of the moment of attack, there was no
+probability of being forestalled on any important point.
+
+Such was the position when Salt set out on his provincial holiday.
+
+He had nothing to learn; elementary detail of that kind belonged to
+another journey, when, more than two years ago, he had made the
+self-same tour. He did not go to offer peace or war; that die had been
+cast blindly--who shall say how many years before?--in Northampton boot
+factories, Lancashire mills, Durham coal-pits, in Radical clubs and
+Labour cabinets. But in war, and in civil war most of all, every blow
+aimed at the foe must spend its expiring force upon a friend--and
+therefore Salt went to the coal-fields.
+
+At each centre he was met by a high official of the League who had local
+knowledge. The man made his report; it concerned a list he brought, a
+list of names. Sometimes it contained only three or four names,
+sometimes as many dozens. If to each name there stood the word
+"Content," Salt passed on to his next centre. If some were reported to
+be holding out or dissatisfied, Salt remained. When he resumed his
+methodical way the word "Content" had been added to every name.
+
+Only once did failure threaten to mar his record. A Lancashire colliery
+proprietor, a man who had risen from the lowest grade of labour, as men
+more often did in the hard, healthy days of emulous rivalry than in the
+later piping times of union-imposed collective indolence, did not wish
+to listen. Positive, narrow, over-bearing, he was permeated with the
+dogmatic egotism of his successful life. He had never asked another
+man's advice; he had never made a mistake. As hard as the ground out of
+which he had carved his fortune, he hated and despised his men; they
+knew it, and hated and respected him in return. His own brother worked
+as a miner in his "1500 deep" and received a miner's wage. He hated his
+master with the rest. Lomas was the "closest" employer in the north
+central coal-field, and the richest. But there were fewer widows and
+orphans in Halghcroft than in any other pit village of its size, and
+Lomas spent nothing in insurance. Under his immediate eye cage cables
+did not snap, tram shackles part, nor did unexpected falls of shoring
+occur. His men did not smoke at their work, and no mysterious explosion
+had ever engaged the attention of a Board of Trade enquiry.
+
+Salt found him sitting in his shirt sleeves in a noble room, furnished
+in the taste and profusion of a crowded pantechnicon with the most
+costly specimens of seventeen periods of decorative art. He received him
+with his usual manner, and that was the manner of a bellicose curmudgeon
+towards an unwelcome deputation of suppliants. For emphasis, between the
+frank didactic aphorisms which formed his arguments and his rules of
+life, he banged with his fist a _lapis lazuli_ table, and lowered his
+voice in a confidential aside to inform his visitor that three thousand
+pounds was the figure that the little piece of furniture had cost him,
+and that in matters of taste he stuck at nothing--an unnecessary piece
+of information after one had cast an astonished glance around that
+bizarre room.
+
+In Lomas's future there loomed a knighthood--the consummation in his
+mind of all earthly ambition and the possible fruit of a lavish charity
+of the kind that is scarcely the greatest of the three, and his policy
+was wholly dictated by a fear of endangering his chances. He would have
+resented the suggestion, in the face of several munificent donations
+that he had recently made to certain funds, and a gracious
+acknowledgment which he had received, that the King was not following
+his career with a personal interest. What, then, was the King's attitude
+towards the Unity League and its plan of campaign? Had Salt anything to
+show? It was useless to protest the inviolability of royal neutrality;
+Lomas only banged the _lapis lazuli_. That was good enough for
+outsiders, he retorted: now, between themselves? The strong man who was
+restrained by diplomatic conventions could make no headway with the
+strong man who was frankly primitive in his selfishness, and Salt
+withdrew, baffled, but unperturbed. But the sequel was that before he
+left his hotel the following day Lomas had waited upon him with full
+acquiescence to the terms, and the central coal-field was "Content."
+
+The inference might be that at last the intentions of the League must
+have been disclosed. The reality was nothing of the kind. What had been
+revealed to these men, then--the largest employers of labour of any
+class throughout the country--to which they had signified their consent?
+it may be asked. And the truth was that nothing had been revealed; that
+even the officers of the League who sounded them were in the dark. In
+the past, industrial struggles had always been between capital and
+labour. That vaster encounter, upon which the League was now
+concentrating its energies, was not to be on such clearly defined lines,
+and in the strife capital might suffer side by side with labour. Against
+that contingency the coal influence had now been indemnified in the name
+of the Unity League and the future Government, and the guarantee had
+been accepted. It was a far-reaching precaution in the end; it narrowed
+the issue, and it secured more than neutrality in a quarter where open
+hostility might have otherwise been proclaimed. It just tended to
+realise that perfection of detail and completeness of preparation that
+mark the successful campaign.
+
+But if there was nothing more to learn in the sense that the data upon
+which the League had based its plans had long since been complete, it
+was impossible for a thoughtful observer to pass through the land
+without learning much. Even two years of increasing privilege had left a
+deeper mark. A lavish policy of "Bread and Circuses" was again depleting
+the countryside, choking the towns, and destroying the instinct of
+citizenship, just as it had speeded the decline of another world-power
+two thousand years before. While wages had remained practically
+stationary, the leisure of the working man had been appreciably
+increased, and it was now being discovered that the working man had no
+way of passing his leisure except in spending money. Betting and
+drunkenness had increased in direct ratio to the lengthened hours of
+enforced idleness, and other disquieting indications of how the time was
+being spent, were brought home to those who moved among the poor. Where
+the money came from, the books of the great thrift societies at once
+revealed. There was no longer any necessity for the working man to save;
+his wages were guaranteed, his risks of sickness and every other
+adversity were insured against, his old age was pensioned, his children
+were, if necessary, State-adopted.
+
+Even the Trades Unions had abolished their subscriptions and dissipated
+their reserves. There was no need of thrift now, for the Government was
+the working man's savings bank, and had cut out the debit pages of his
+pass-book. It was almost the Millennium. The only drawback was that,
+with all this affluence around, the working man found himself very much
+in the condition of a financial Ancient Mariner. There was a great deal
+of money being spent on him, and for him, and by him, but he never had
+any in his pocket. And the working man's wife was even worse off.
+
+Other classes there were which found themselves in the same position,
+but not by the same process. The rich were taxed up to the eyes, but the
+rich had obvious means of retrenchment. But the great mass of the middle
+class had no elastic extravagances upon which they could economise. Even
+under favourable conditions they were for the most part fulfilling
+Disraeli's pessimistic dictum: to the generality, manhood had been a
+struggle. It had passed into a failure. It stood face to face with the
+certainty of becoming a disaster. Inevitably there were tragedies.... So
+it happened that the one vivid haunting picture that George Salt carried
+down into later years from this period was not a lurid impression of
+some blackened earth-gnarled scene of Dantesque desolation, not even a
+memory of any of the incidents of his own personal triumph, but the
+sharp details of an episode that lay quite off the high-road of his
+work.
+
+He was walking along a pretty country lane one evening (for it is a
+characteristic of many of these unhappy regions that almost to the edge
+of man's squalid usurpation Nature spreads her most gracious charms)
+when a sudden thunderstorm drove him to seek the hospitality of a
+labourer's cottage.
+
+The man who opened the door was not a labourer, although he was shabbily
+dressed. He looked sombrely at his visitor. "What is it?" he asked,
+standing in the doorway with no sign of invitation.
+
+"It is raining very heavily," replied Salt. "I should like to shelter,
+if you will permit me."
+
+The man seemed to notice the downpour, which had now become a continuous
+stream, for the first time. "I'm very busy," he said churlishly.
+
+"If I might stand just inside your doorway?" suggested Salt.
+
+"No, come in," said the host with an air of sudden resolution. "After
+all----" He led the way out of the tiny entrance-hall into a room. Salt
+could not refrain from noticing that although the furniture was meagre,
+the walls were covered with paintings.
+
+"I am an artist," said the brusque tenant of the cottage, noticing the
+involuntary glance around. "Come--in return for shelter you shall tell
+me what you think of these things."
+
+"I am not a critic," replied Salt, stepping from picture to picture,
+"and it would be presumptuous, therefore, for me to give an opinion on
+works that I do not understand, although I can recognise them as
+striking and unconventional."
+
+"Ah," commented the artist. "And that?"
+
+He indicated a portrait with a nod. It was in an earlier, a smoother,
+and less characteristic style. To the man who was no artist it was a
+very beautiful painting of a very beautiful girl.
+
+"My dead wife," said the artist, as Salt stood in silent admiration. "I
+have buried her this afternoon."
+
+The man who had never known or even seen her felt a stab as he looked up
+at the lovely, smiling face.
+
+"Well," said the painter roughly, "why don't you say how sorry you are,
+or some platitude of that sort?"
+
+Salt turned away, to leave the other alone meeting the sweet eyes.
+"Because I cannot say how sorry I am," he replied with gentle pity.
+
+"Oh, my beloved!" he heard the whisper. "Not long, not long."
+
+"You are packing," Salt continued a minute later. "Let me help you--with
+some."
+
+A heap of straw and shavings littered the floor; boxes and cases stood
+ready at hand.
+
+"No," replied the man, looking moodily at his preparations. "I have
+changed my mind. I have to go on a journey to-night, but I shall leave
+this place as it is and secure the doors and windows instead."
+
+He brought tools, and together they nailed across the cottage windows
+the stout old-fashioned shutters that secured them. Neither spoke much.
+
+"Come," said the artist, when the melancholy work was complete; "the
+storm is over. Our roads lie together for a little way." He locked the
+outer door, and stood lingering reluctantly with his hand upon the key.
+"A moment," he said, unlocking the door again, and entering. "Only a
+moment. Wait for me at the gate."
+
+Salt waited as he was directed beside a dripping linden. The storm had
+indeed passed over, but the sky was low and grey. Little rivulets
+meandered in changing currents down the garden path; from beneath the
+narrow lane came the continuous sobbing rush of some unseen swollen
+water-course. The hand of despair lay heavy across the scene; it seemed
+as though Nature had wept herself out, but was uncomforted. Salt
+pictured the lonely man standing before the soulless, smiling creation
+of his own hand.
+
+The door opened, the lock again creaked mournfully as its rusty bolt was
+driven home, and without a backward glance the artist came slowly down
+the walk, twisting the clumsy key aimlessly upon his finger. He stopped
+at a tangled patch where the anemone struggled vainly among the choking
+bindweed, and the hyacinths and lupines had been beaten down to earth.
+
+"Her garden!" he said aloud, and a spasm crossed his face. "But now how
+overgrown." On a thought he dropped the key gently among the luxuriant
+growth and turned away.
+
+"I will tell you why my wife died," said the artist suddenly, after they
+had passed round a bend of the road that hid the cottage from their
+sight. "It should point a moral, and it will not take long."
+
+"It may plead a cause," replied Salt.
+
+"Ah!" exclaimed his companion, looking at him sharply. "Who are you,
+then?"
+
+"You do not know me, but you may know my business. I am Salt of the
+Unity League."
+
+"Strange," murmured the other. "Well, then, Mr Salt, my name is Leslie
+Garnet, and, as I have told you, I am an artist. Ten years ago, at the
+age of thirty, I came into a small legacy--three hundred pounds a year,
+to be precise. Up to that time I had been making a somewhat precarious
+living by illustration; on the strength of my fortune--which, of course,
+to a successful man in any walk of life would be the merest pittance--I
+rearranged my plans.
+
+"Black and white work was drudgery to me, and it would never be anything
+else, because it was not my medium, but it was the only form of
+pictorial art that earned a livelihood. Pictures had ceased to sell. At
+the same time I had encouragement for thinking that I could do something
+worthy of existence in the higher branch of art.
+
+"I don't want to trouble you with views. I made my choice. I determined
+to live frugally on my income, give up hack work, to the incidental
+advantage of some other poor struggler, and devote myself wholly to
+pictures which might possibly bring me some recognition at the end of a
+lifetime--more probably not--but pictures which would certainly never
+enrich me. I do not think that the choice was an ignoble one--but, of
+course, it was purely a personal matter.
+
+"It was very soon afterwards that I got married. Had I thought of that
+step earlier I might have acted differently. As it was, Hilda would not
+hear of it. There seemed no need; we were very comfortable on our small
+income in a tiny way.
+
+"Nine years ago that. You know the course of events. My income was
+derived from a prudently invested capital, so disposed as to give the
+highest safe return. Not many years had passed before the Government
+then in power fixed seven per cent. as the highest rate of interest
+compatible with commercial morality, and confiscated all above. My fixed
+system of living was embarrassed by a deduction of fifty pounds a year.
+The next year an open-minded Chancellor, in need of a few millions to
+spend on free amusements for the working class, was converted to the
+principle that two per cent. of immorality still remained, so five was
+made the maximum, and my small income was thus permanently reduced to
+two hundred pounds.
+
+"We received this second blow rather blankly, but Hilda would not hear
+of surrender. As a matter of fact, I soon found out that there was
+practically no chance of it, and that in throwing up all connections
+when I did, I had burned my boats. Artists of every kind were turning to
+illustration work, but half of the magazines were dead. We gave up the
+flat that had been made pretty and home-like with inexpensive taste, and
+moved into three dreary rooms.
+
+"You know what the next development would be, perhaps? Yes, the Unearned
+Incomes Act. And you will understand how it affected me.
+
+"I was assessed in the same class as the Duke of Belgravia and Mr
+Dives-Keeps, the millionaire, as a gentleman of private income, capable
+of earning a living, but electing to live in idleness on invested
+capital not of my own creating. I was married, could not plead
+'encumbrances' in any form, well-educated, strong and healthy, and in
+the prime of life. So I came under 'Schedule B,' and must pay a tax of
+ten shillings and sixpence in the pound. It was nothing that I might
+actually work twelve hours every day. Officially I must be living in
+voluptuous idleness, because the work of my hands did not bring me in an
+income bearing any appreciable proportion to my private means. The
+Government that denounced Riches in every form and had come in on the
+mandate of the poor and needy, recognised no other standard of
+attainment but Money. Therefore 'Schedule B.'
+
+"Of course the effect of that was overwhelming. I could not afford a
+studio, I could not afford a model. I could scarcely afford materials.
+My wife, who had long been delicate, was now really ill, between anxiety
+and the unaccustomed daily work to which she bound herself. One of the
+companies from which I derived a portion of my income failed at this
+time: ruined by foreign competition and home restrictions. In a panic I
+endeavoured to get work of any kind. I had not the experience necessary
+for the lowest rungs of commerce; I was unknown in art. Who would employ
+a broken-down man beginning life at thirty-eight? I was too old.
+
+"I was warned that appeal was useless, but I did appeal before the
+Commission. It was useless. I learned that mine was a thoroughly bad
+case from every official point of view, with no redeeming feature: that
+I was, in fact, a parasite upon the social system; and I narrowly
+escaped having the assessment raised.
+
+"It was then that we left London and came to this cottage. My wife's
+health was permanently undermined, and change of air was necessary even
+to prolong her life. Her native county was recommended; that is why we
+chose this spot. When I reviewed affairs I found that I had a clear
+fifty pounds a year. And there, a few miles to the west, where you see
+that tracery of wheels and scaffolding against the sun, and there, a few
+miles to the north, where you see that pall of smoke upon the air, there
+lie hundreds and hundreds of cottages where gross luxury is rampant,
+where beneath one roof family incomes of ten times mine are free from
+any tax at all.
+
+"That is enough for you to fill in the detail," continued Garnet
+bitterly, as he revived the memory of the closing scenes. "Doctors,
+things that had to be bought, bare existence. What remained of the
+investments sold for what a forced sale would bring--you know what that
+means to-day. The end you have seen. And there, Mr Salt, is the story to
+your hand. Here is the churchyard.... Killed, to make a Labour holiday!"
+
+He opened the rustic gate of the hillside churchyard and led the way to
+a newly-turned mound, where the perfume hung stagnantly from the
+rain-lashed petals of a great sheaf of Bermuda lilies.
+
+"I remain here," he said quietly, after a few minutes' silence by the
+grave-side. "Your road lies straight on, along the field path. You can
+even see the smoke of Thornley from here, lying to your right."
+
+Salt did not reply. Looking intently in the opposite direction, he was
+locating with a seaman's eye another cloud of smoke that rose above the
+tree-tops in the valley they had left.
+
+"Your house!" he exclaimed, pointing. "Man!" he cried suddenly, with a
+flash of intuition, "what are you doing? You fired the straw before we
+left!"
+
+A sharp report was the only answer. Salt turned too late to arrest his
+arm, only in time to catch him as he fell. He lowered him--there was
+nothing else to do--lowered him on to the wet sods that flanked the
+mound, and knelt by his side so that he might support him somewhat. To
+one who had been on battle-fields there was no need to wonder what to
+do. It was a matter not of minutes but of seconds. The mute eyes met his
+dimly; he heard the single whisper, "Hilda," and then, without a tremor,
+Garnet, self-murdered, pressed a little more heavily against his arm and
+lay across the yet unfinished grave of his State-murdered wife.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+TANTROY EARNS HIS WAGE
+
+
+"I think," observed Salt reflectively, soon after his return, "that you
+had better take a short holiday now, Miss Lisle."
+
+Miss Lisle looked up from her work--she was not addressing circulars, it
+may be stated--with an expression not quite devoid of suspicion.
+
+"I will, if you wish me to do so, sir," she replied meekly. "But,
+personally, I do not require one."
+
+"You have been of great use to us while I was away," he explained
+kindly, but with official precision, "and now that I am back again you
+have the opportunity."
+
+Miss Lisle coloured rather rapturously at the formal praise, but the
+astute young woman did not allow her exaltation to beguile her senses.
+
+"A week's holiday?" she asked.
+
+"I would suggest a fortnight," he replied.
+
+"That would be until the end of June?"
+
+Salt agreed.
+
+"Then nothing is likely to happen before the end of June?"
+
+He laughed frankly. There was no trace of the mystery and restraint, of
+the electric tension in the air, that forerun portentous events, as we
+are told, to be noticed about the office of the League.
+
+"A great deal may happen before that time, but nothing, I think I can
+assure you, that comes within your meaning."
+
+"Is there any particular place that you would like me to go to?"
+
+"Oh, not at all. Forget Trafalgar Chambers and business entirely for the
+time."
+
+Possibly Miss Lisle had looked for some hidden meaning behind the simple
+suggestion of a holiday: had anticipated "another secret process down
+another little lane." At any rate, she did not rejoice at the prospect;
+on the contrary, she declined it.
+
+"Thank you, sir," she replied, "but unless it is for your convenience, I
+should prefer to go on addressing circulars."
+
+Salt frowned slightly and smiled slightly, and inwardly admitted to
+himself that he had probably expected worse things when he had first
+accepted Miss Lisle's services.
+
+"I am a very plain, straightforward person in all my dealings," he
+remarked, "and you, outside the strict line of work here, have an
+oblique vein that taxes the imagination. Further, it carries the sting
+that with all you generally arrive at the same conclusion as I do, only
+a little earlier."
+
+"I have a loathsome, repulsive nature, I know," admitted Irene
+cheerfully. "Trivial, ill-mannered, suspicious. I require strict
+discipline. That is why I am better here."
+
+"So far I have not been inconvenienced by the two first characteristics.
+It is a mistake, perhaps, to be over-suspicious."
+
+"Yes," agreed the lady with a level glance. "It only ends in you finding
+people out, when otherwise you might have gone on believing in them to
+the last."
+
+Salt had only known Miss Lisle for a few months, and for a third of the
+period he had not seen her. But he knew that when she showed a
+disposition to take up his time something more than the amenities of
+conversation lay behind her words. He remembered that level glance. It
+foreshadowed another "long pointless tale."
+
+"For instance?" he suggested encouragingly.
+
+"If I left this office locked when I went out to lunch, for instance,
+and found it still locked but the papers slightly disarranged on my
+return," she replied.
+
+"Anything more?"
+
+"It is very unpleasant to set traps, of course, but if I put a little
+dab of typewriter ink on the inner handle of the door when I next went
+out, and subsequently found a slight stain of a similar colour on my
+white glove after shaking hands with some one, the suspicion would be
+deepened."
+
+"I think that the matter is of sufficient importance for you to tell me
+all you know," he said gravely. "If you hesitate to be definite for fear
+of making a mistake, I will take pains to verify your suspicions and I
+will accept all responsibility."
+
+"Then I accuse Mr Tantroy of being a paid spy in the service of the
+Government."
+
+"Tantroy!" exclaimed Salt with a momentary feeling of incredulity.
+"Tantroy! It seems impossible, but, after all, it is possible enough.
+You know, of course, that he has a room here now, and might even think
+in his inexperience that he was at liberty to come into this office at
+any time."
+
+"But not to take impressions of my keys and have duplicates made; nor to
+copy extracts in my absence; nor to open and examine the cipher
+typewriter."
+
+"Has that been left unlocked?" he demanded sharply.
+
+"No," she replied. "You have the only key that I know of. But it _has_
+been unlocked, and I infer that the code has been copied."
+
+For quite three minutes there was silence. Salt was thinking, not idly,
+but estimating exactly the effect of what had happened. Miss Lisle was
+waiting, with somewhat rare perception, until he was ready to continue.
+
+"Sooner or later something of the sort was bound to come," he summed up
+quietly, without a trace of discomfiture. "It is only the personality
+that is surprising. His interests are identical with ours; he has
+everything to gain by our success. Why; why on earth?"
+
+"I think that I can explain that in three words," suggested Miss Lisle.
+"Velma St Saint."
+
+Salt looked enquiringly. He had forgotten the Hon. Freddy's deity for
+the moment.
+
+"Of the Vivarium," added Irene.
+
+"Oh, the lady who hangs by her toes," he remarked with enlightenment.
+
+"'The World's Greatest Inverted Cantatrice'!" quoted Miss Lisle. "That
+is her celebrated 'Upside Down' song that the organ is playing in the
+street below. A few years ago she got a week's engagement at the Elysium
+at a salary of eighty pounds. She calculated from that that she could
+afford to spend four thousand a year, and although all theatrical
+incomes have steadily declined ever since until she only gets ten pounds
+a week now, she has never been able to make any difference in her style
+of living.... Of course there is a deficit to be made up."
+
+"It is just as well. If it had not been Tantroy it would have been some
+one abler. Now what has he done, what has he learned?"
+
+"Duplicate keys of this door and of my desk have been made. The lock of
+the cipher typewriter case is not of an elaborate pattern, and any one
+bringing a quantity of keys of the right size would probably find one to
+answer. I don't think that either your desk or the safe has been opened;
+certainly not since I began to notice. The papers to which he would have
+access are consequently not highly important."
+
+"Letters?" suggested Salt. "For instance, my letters lying here until
+you forwarded them. There is a post in at eight o'clock in the morning;
+others after you have left up to ten at night. There would be every
+opportunity for abstracting some, opening them at leisure, and then
+dropping them into the letter-box again a little later."
+
+"No," said Miss Lisle. "I took precautions against that."
+
+"How?" he demanded, and waited very keenly for her answer.
+
+"Simply by arriving here before eight and remaining until ten."
+
+"Thank you." It was all he said, but it did not leave Miss Lisle with
+the empty feeling that virtue had merely been its own reward.
+
+"Perhaps I ought to add that Mr Tantroy tried to get information from
+me," she remarked distantly. "He--he came here frequently and wished me
+to accept presents; boxes of chocolate at first, I think, and jewellery
+afterwards. It was a mistake he made."
+
+"Yes," assented Salt thoughtfully, "I think it was. There is one other
+thing, Miss Lisle. You could scarcely know with whom he was negotiating
+on the other side?"
+
+"No," she admitted regretfully; "I had not sufficient time. That was why
+I did not wish to go away just now."
+
+"I do not think that you need hesitate to leave it now. I am not taking
+it out of your hands, only carrying on another phase that you have made
+possible. It will simplify matters if I have the office to myself. Could
+you find an opportunity for telling Tantroy casually that you are taking
+a fortnight's holiday?"
+
+Her answer hung just a moment. Had he known Tantroy better he might have
+guessed. "Yes, certainly," she replied hastily, with a little stumble in
+her speech.
+
+Perhaps he guessed. "No," he corrected himself. "On second thoughts, it
+does not matter."
+
+"I do not mind," she protested loyally.
+
+"If it were necessary I should not hesitate to ask you," he replied half
+brusquely. "It is not."
+
+"Very well. I will go to-morrow."
+
+That evening, when he was alone. Salt unlocked the typewriter case to
+which Miss Lisle had alluded, took out the machine, and seating himself
+before it proceeded to compose a letter upon which he seemed to spend
+much consideration. As his fingers struck the keys, upon the sheet of
+paper in the carrier there appeared the following mystifying
+composition:
+
+ kbeljsl
+
+ wopmjvsjxkivslilscalkwespljkjscwecsspssp
+ fxfejsloxmjcneoeqjdncs----
+
+It was, in fact, as Miss Lisle had said, a code typewriter. The letters
+which appeared on the paper did not correspond with the letters on the
+keys. According to the keyboard the writing should have been:
+
+ mydrstr
+
+ nwhvsltscmpltrprtbfrmndthrsmstbndbtthtth
+ prpslhvfrmltdsfsblndth----
+
+and signified, to resolve it into its ultimate form:
+
+ MY DEAR ESTAIR,--I now have Salt's complete report before me,
+ and there seems to be no doubt that the proposal I have
+ formulated is feasible, and the----
+
+Written without vowels, stops, capitals, or spaces, this gave a very
+serviceable cryptograph, but there was an added safeguard. After
+completing the first line the writer moved a shift-key and brought
+another set of symbols into play--or, rather, the same symbols under a
+different arrangement. The process was repeated for the third line, and
+then the fourth line returned to the system of the first. Thus three
+codes were really in operation, and the danger of the key being found by
+the frequent recurrence of certain symbols (the most fruitful cause of
+detection) was almost overcome. Six identical machines were in
+existence. One has been accounted for; Sir John Hampden had another; and
+a third was in the possession of Robert Estair, the venerable titular
+head of the combined Imperial party. A sociable young publican, who had
+a very snug house in the neighbourhood of Westminster Abbey, could have
+put his hand upon the fourth; the fifth was in the office of a
+super-phosphate company carrying on an unostentatious business down a
+quiet little lane about ten or a dozen miles out of London; and the
+sixth had fallen to the lot of a busy journalist, who seemed to have the
+happy knack of getting political articles and paragraphs accepted
+without demur by all the leading newspapers by the simple expedient of
+scribbling "Urgent" and some one else's initials across the envelopes he
+sent them in. Communications of the highest importance never reached the
+stage of ink and paper, but the six machines were in frequent use. In
+_bonâ fide_ communications the customary phraseology with which letters
+begin and end was not used, it is perhaps unnecessary to say. So obvious
+a clue as the short line "kbeljsl" at the head of a letter addressed to
+Estair would be as fatal to the secrecy of any code as the cartouched
+"Cleopatra" and "Ptolemy" were to the mystery of Egyptian hieroglyphics.
+That Salt wrote it may be taken as an indication that he had another end
+in view; and it is sometimes a mistake to overrate the intelligence of
+your opponents. When the letter was finished he put it away in his
+pocket-book, arranged the fastenings of both safe and desk so that he
+could tell if they had been disturbed, and then went home.
+
+The next morning his preparations advanced another step. He brought with
+him a new letter copying-book, a silver cigarette-case with a plain
+polished surface, and a small jar of some oily preparation. With a
+little of the substance from the jar he smeared the cigarette-case all
+over, wiped away the greater part again until nothing but an almost
+imperceptible trace remained, and then placed it carefully within his
+desk. The next detail was to write a dozen letters with dates extending
+over the last few days. All were short; all were quite unimportant; they
+were chiefly concerned with appointments, references to future League
+meetings, and the like. Some few were written in cipher, but the
+majority were plain reading, and Salt signed them all in Sir John's
+name, appending his own initials. To sign the long letter which he had
+already written he cut off from a note in the baronet's own handwriting
+the signature "John Hampden," fastened it lightly at the foot of the
+typewritten sheet, and then proceeded to copy all the letters into the
+new book. The effect was patent: one letter and one alone stood out
+among the rest as of pre-eminent importance. The completion was reached
+by gumming upon the back of the book a label inscribed "Hampden.
+Private," treating the leather binding with a coating of the preparation
+from the jar, and finally substituting it in the safe in place of the
+genuine volume. Then he burned his originals of all the fictitious
+letters and turned to other matters.
+
+It was not until two days later that Mr Tantroy paid Salt a passing
+visit. He dropped in in a friendly way with the plea that the burden of
+his own society in his own room, where he apparently spent two hours
+daily in thinking deeply, had grown intolerable.
+
+"You are always such a jolly busy, energetic chap, Salt, that it quite
+bucks me up to watch you," he explained.
+
+Salt, however, was not busy that afternoon. He only excused himself to
+ring for a note, which was lying before him already addressed, to be
+taken out, and then gave his visitor an undivided attention. He was
+positively entertaining over his recent journeyings. Freddy Tantroy had
+never thought that the chap had so much in him before.
+
+"Jolly quaint set of beggars you must have had to do with," he remarked.
+"Thought that you were having gilded flutter Monte Carlo, or Margate, or
+some of those places where crowds people go."
+
+Salt looked across at him with a smile. "I think that there was an
+impression of that sort given out," he replied. "But, between ourselves,
+it was strictly on a matter of business."
+
+"We League Johnnies do get most frightfully rushed," said Freddy
+sympathetically. "Bring it off?"
+
+"Better than I had expected. I don't think it will be long before we
+begin to move now. You would be surprised if I could tell you of the
+unexpected form it will take."
+
+"Don't see why you shouldn't," dropped Tantroy negligently.
+
+Salt allowed the moment to pass on a note of indecision.
+
+"Perhaps I am speaking prematurely," he qualified. "Things are only
+evolving at the moment, and I don't suppose that there will be anything
+at all doing during the next few weeks. I have even sent Miss Lisle off
+on a holiday."
+
+"Noticed the fair Irene's empty chair," said Freddy. "For long?"
+
+"I told her to take a fortnight. She can have longer if she wants."
+
+"Wish Sir John could spare me; but simply won't hear of it. Don't fancy
+you find girl much good, though."
+
+"Oh, she is painstaking," put in her employer tolerantly.
+
+"No initiative," declared Tantroy solemnly. "No idea of rising to the
+occasion or of making use of her opportunities."
+
+"You noticed that?" To Freddy's imagination it seemed as though Salt was
+regarding him with open admiration.
+
+He wagged his head judicially. "I knew you'd like me to keep eye on
+things while you were away," he said, "so I looked in here occasionally
+as I passed. Don't believe she had any idea what to do. Invariably found
+her sitting here in gilded idleness at every hour of the day. If I were
+you, should sack her while she is away."
+
+Salt thought it as well to change the subject.
+
+"By the way," he remarked, "I came across what seemed to me a rather
+good thing in cigarettes at Cardiff, and I wanted to ask your opinion
+about them. It's a new leaf--Bolivian with a Virginian blend, not on the
+market yet. I wish you'd try one now."
+
+There was nothing Freddy Tantroy liked better than being asked to give
+his opinion on tobacco from the standpoint of an expert. He took the
+case held out to him, selected a cigarette with grave deliberation, and
+leaned back in his chair with a critical air, preparing to deliver
+judgment. Salt returned the case to its compartment in the desk.
+
+"It has a very distinctive aroma," announced Freddy sagely, after he had
+drawn a few whiffs, held the cigarette under his nose, waved it slowly
+in the air before him, and resorted to several other devices of
+connoisseurship.
+
+"I thought so too," agreed Salt. He had bought a suitable packet of some
+obscure brand in a side street, as he walked to the office two days
+before.
+
+"Cardiff," mused Tantroy. "Variety grotesque holes you seem to have
+explored, Salt."
+
+"Oh, I had to see a lot of men all over the place. I got a few packets
+of these from a docker who had them from a South American merchant in a
+roundabout way. Smuggled, of course." All along, his conversation had
+touched upon labourers, mill-hands, miners, and other sons of toil.
+Apparently, as Tantroy noted, he had scarcely associated with any other
+class. He was lying deliberately, and in a manner calculated to alienate
+the sympathy of many excellent people; for there is a worthy and not
+inconsiderable class with an ineradicable conviction that although in a
+just cause the sixth commandment may be suspended, as it were by Act of
+Parliament, and the killing of your enemy become an active virtue, yet
+in no case is it permissible to tell him a falsehood. If it is necessary
+to deceive him the end must be gained by leading him to it by inference.
+But Salt belonged to a hard-grained school which believed in doing
+things thoroughly, and when on active service he swept the sophistries
+away. He had to mislead a man whose very existence he believed to be
+steeped in treachery and falsehood, and, as the most effectual way, he
+lied deliberately to him.
+
+"Frantic adventure," drawled Tantroy. "Didn't know League dealt in
+people that kind."
+
+"Of course, I saw all sorts," corrected Salt hastily, as though he
+feared that he had indicated too closely the trend of his business;
+"only it happened that those were the most amusing," and to emphasise
+the fact he launched into another anecdote. At an out-of-the-way village
+there was neither hotel nor inn. His business was unfinished, and it was
+desirable that he should stay the night there. At last he heard of a
+small farm-house where apartments were occasionally let, and, making his
+way there, he asked if he could have a room. The woman seemed doubtful.
+"Of course, as I am a stranger, I should wish to pay you in advance,"
+said Salt. "It isn't that, sir," replied the hostess, "but I like to be
+sure of making people comfortable." "I don't think that we shall
+disagree about that," he urged. "Perhaps not," she admitted, "but the
+last gentleman was very hard to please. Everything I got him he'd had
+better somewhere else till he was sick of it. But," she added in a burst
+of confidence, "look what a swell _he_ was! I knew that nothing would
+satisfy him when I saw him come in a motor-car puffed out with rheumatic
+tyres, and wearing a pair of them _blasé_ kid boots."
+
+Tantroy contributed an appreciative cackle, and Salt, leaning back in
+his chair, pressed against a pile of books standing on his desk so that
+they fell to the ground with a crash.
+
+By the time he had picked them up again a telegram was waiting at his
+elbow. He took it, opened it with a word of apology, and with a sharp
+exclamation pulled out his watch. Before Tantroy could realise what was
+happening, Salt had caught up his hat and gloves, slammed down his
+self-locking desk, and, after a single hasty glance round the room, was
+standing at the door.
+
+"Excuse me, won't you?" he called back. "Most important. Can just catch
+a train. Pull my door to after you, please," and the next minute he was
+gone.
+
+Left to himself, Tantroy's first action was not an unnatural one in the
+circumstance. He picked up the telegram which Salt had left in his wild
+hurry and read it. "_Come at once, if you wish to see Vernon alive_,"
+was the imperative message, and it appeared to have been handed in at
+Croydon half an hour before. He stepped to the window, and from behind
+the curtains he saw Salt run down the steps into the road, call a hansom
+from the rank near at hand, and disappear in the direction of Victoria
+at a gallop.
+
+Mr Tantroy sat down again, and his eyes ran over the various objects in
+the room in quick succession. The code typewriter. He had all he wanted
+from that. Salt's desk. Locked, of course. The girl's desk. Locked, and,
+as he knew, not worth the trouble of unlocking with his duplicate key.
+The safe----His heart gave a bound, his eyes stood wide in incredulous
+surprise, and he sprang to his feet and stealthily crossed the room to
+make sure of his astounding luck. The safe was unlocked! The door stood
+just an inch or so ajar, and Salt, having failed to notice it in his
+hurried glance, was on his way to Croydon!
+
+Living in a pretentious, breathless age, drawn into a social circle
+beside whose feverish artificiality the _natural_ artificiality
+inseparable from any phase of civilisation stood comparable to a sturdy,
+healthy tree, badly brought up, neglected, petted, the Honourable
+Frederick Tantroy had grown to the form of the vacuous pose which he had
+adopted. Beneath it lay his real character. A moderately honest man
+would not have played his part, but an utterly weak one could not have
+played it. It demanded certain qualities not contemptible. There were
+risks to be taken, and he was prepared to take them, and in their
+presence his face took on a stronger, even better, look. He bolted the
+door on the inside, picked up a few sheets of paper from the desk-top,
+and without any sign of nervousness or haste began to do his work.
+
+It was fully three hours later when Salt returned; for with that extreme
+passion for covering every possible contingency that marked his career,
+he had been to Croydon. Many a better scheme has failed through the
+neglect of a smaller detail. The room, when he entered it and secured
+the door, looked exactly as when he left, three hours before. For all
+the disarrangement he had caused, Tantroy might have melted out of it.
+
+On the top of his desk, at the side nearest to the safe, lay a packet of
+octavo scribbling paper. He took out the sheets and twice counted them.
+Thirty-one, and he had left thirty-four. His face betrayed no emotion.
+Satisfaction at having outwitted a spy was merged in regret that there
+must need be one, and pain on Hampden's account that his nephew should
+be the traitor. He unlocked his desk and carefully lifted out the
+cigarette-case, pulled open the safe door, and took up the fictitious
+letter-book. To the naked eye the finger-prints on each were scarcely
+discernible, but under the magnifying lenses of the superimposing glass
+all doubt was finally dispelled. They were there, they corresponded,
+they were identical. Thumb to thumb, finger to finger, and line to line
+they fitted over one another without a blur or fault. It was, as it
+often proved to be in those days, hanging evidence.
+
+Salt relocked the safe, tore out the used pages of the letter-book, and
+reduced them to ashes on the spot. The less important remains of the
+book he took with him to his chambers, and there burned them from cover
+to cover before he went to bed.
+
+It had served its purpose, and not a legitimate trace remained. Around
+the stolen copy the policy of the coming strife might crystallise, and
+towards any issue it might raise Salt could look with confidence.
+Finally, if the unforeseen arose, the way was clear for Sir John to
+denounce a shameless forgery, and who could contradict his indignant
+word?
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+SECRET HISTORY
+
+
+Under succeeding administrations, each pledged to a larger policy to
+themselves and a smaller one towards every one else, most of the
+traditional outward forms of government had continued to be observed.
+Thus there was a Minister for the Colonies, though the Colonies
+themselves had shamefacedly one by one dropped off into the troubled
+waters of weak independence, or else clung on with pathetic loyalty in
+spite of rebuff after rebuff, and the disintegration of all mutual
+interests, until nothing but the most shadowy bond remained. There was a
+Secretary of State for War in spite of the fact that the flag which the
+Government nailed to the mast when it entered into negotiations with an
+aggrieved and aggressive Power, bore the legend, "Peace at any Price.
+None but a Coward Strikes the Weak." There had been more than one First
+Lord of the Admiralty whose maritime experience had begun and ended on
+the familiar deck of the _Koh-I-Noor_. There were practically all the
+usual officers of ministerial rank--and the recipients of ministerial
+salaries.
+
+Apart from the enjoyment of the title and the salary, however, there
+were a few members of the Cabinet who exercised no real authority. Lord
+Henry Stokes had been the last of upper class politicians of standing to
+accept office under the new _régime_. Largely in sympathy with the
+democratic tendency of the age, optimistic as to the growth of
+moderation and restraint in the ranks of the mushroom party, and
+actuated by the most sterling patriotism, Lord Henry had essayed the
+superhuman task of premiership. Superhuman it was, because no mortal
+could have combined the qualities necessary for success in the face of
+the fierce distrust and jealousy which his rank and social position
+excited in the minds of the rawer recruits of his own party; superhuman,
+because no man possessing his convictions could have long reconciled
+with them the growing and not diminishing illiberality of those whom he
+was to lead. There were dissensions, suspicions, and recriminations from
+the first. The end came in a tragic scene, unparalleled among the many
+historic spectacles which the House has witnessed. A trivial point in
+the naval estimates was under discussion, and Lord Henry, totally out of
+sympathy with the bulk of his nominal following, had risen to patch up
+the situation on the best terms he could. At the end of a studiously
+moderate speech, which had provoked cheers from the opposition and
+murmurs of dissent from his own party throughout, he had wound up his
+plea for unity, toleration, and patriotism, with the following words:
+"It is true that here no Government measure is at stake, no crisis is
+involved, and honourable members on this side of the House are free of
+party trammels and at liberty to vote as seems best to each. But if the
+motion should be persisted in, an inevitable conclusion must be faced,
+an irretrievable step will have been taken, and of the moral outcome of
+that act who dare trace the end?"
+
+There was just a perceptible pause of sullen silence, then from among
+the compact mass that sat behind their leader rose a coarse voice,
+charged with a squiggling laugh.
+
+"We give it up, 'Enry. If it's a riddle about morals, suppose you ask
+little Flo?"
+
+It was an aside--it was afterwards claimed that it was a drunken
+whisper--but it was heard, as it was meant to be heard, throughout the
+crowded Chamber. From the opposition ranks there was torn a cry, almost
+of horror, at the enormity of the insult, at the direful profanation of
+the House. Responsible members of the Government turned angrily,
+imploringly, frantically upon their followers. At least half of these,
+sitting pained and scandalised, needed no restraint, but from the
+malcontents and extreme wings came shriek upon shriek of boisterous
+mirth, as they rocked with laughter about their seats. As for Lord
+Henry, sitting immobile as he scanned a paper in his hand, he did not
+appear to have heard at first, nor even to have noticed that anything
+unusual was taking place. But the next minute he turned deadly pale,
+began to tremble violently, and with a low and hurried, "Your help,
+Meadowsweet!" he stumbled from the Hall.
+
+For twenty years he had been a member of the House, years of
+full-blooded politics when party strife ran strong, but never before had
+the vaguest innuendo from that deep-seared, unforgotten past dropped
+from an opponent's lips. It had been reserved for his own party to
+achieve that distinction and to exact the crowning phase of penance in
+nature's inexorable cycle.
+
+Apologists afterwards claimed that too much had been made of the
+incident--that much worse things were often said, and passed, at the
+meetings of Boards of Guardians and Borough Councils. It was as true as
+it was biting: worse things were said at Borough Councils, and the
+Mother of Parliaments had sunk to the rhetorical level of a Borough
+Council.
+
+Stokes never took his seat again, and with him there passed out of that
+arena the last of a hopeful patriotic group, whose only failure was that
+they tried to reconcile two irreconcilable forces of their times.
+
+It did not result, however, that no men of social position were to be
+found among the Labour benches. There was a demand, and there followed
+the supply. Rank, mediocrity, and moral obsequiousness were the
+essentials for their posts. There were no more Stokeses to be had, so
+obliging creatures were obtained who were willing for a consideration to
+be paraded as the successors to his patriotic mantle. They were plainly
+made to understand their position, and if they ventured to show
+individuality they soon resigned. Nominally occupying high offices, they
+had neither influence, power, nor respect; like Marlborough in
+compliance they had "to do it for their bread." They were ruled by their
+junior lords, assistants, and underlings in various degrees. Many of
+these men, too strong to be ignored, were frankly recognised to be
+impossible in the chief offices of State. As a consequence the Cabinet
+soon became an empty form. Its councils were still held, but the
+proceedings were cut and dried in advance. The real assembly that
+dictated the policy of the Government was the Expediency Council, held
+informally as the necessity arose.
+
+The gathering which was taking place at the Premier's house on this
+occasion had been convened for the purpose of clearing the air with
+regard to the policy to be pursued at home. The Government had come into
+power with very liberal ideas on the question of what ought to be done
+for the working classes. They had made good their promises, and still
+that free and enlightened body, having found by experience that they
+only had to ask often enough and loudly enough to be met in their
+demands, were already clamouring for more. The most moderate section of
+the Government was of opinion that the limit had been reached; others
+thought that the limit lay yet a little further on; the irresponsibles
+denied that any limit could be fixed at all. That had been the
+experience of every administration for a long time past, and each one in
+turn had been succeeded by its malcontents.
+
+Mr Strummery, the Premier, did not occupy the official residence
+provided for him. Mrs Strummery, an excellent lady who had once been
+heard to remark that she could never understand why her husband was
+called _Prime Minister_ when he was not a _minister_ at all, flatly
+declared that the work of cleaning the windows alone of the house in
+Downing Street put it out of the question. Even Mr Strummery, who, among
+his political associates, was reported to have rather exalted ideas of
+the dignity of his position, came to the conclusion, after fully
+considering the residence from every standpoint, that he might not feel
+really at home there. It was therefore let, furnished, to an American
+lady who engineered wealthy _débutantes_ from her native land into "the
+best" English society, and the Strummerys found more congenial
+surroundings in Brandenburg Place. There, within a convenient distance
+of the Hampstead Road and other choice shopping centres, Mrs Strummery,
+like the wife of another eminent statesman whose statue stood almost
+within sight of her bedroom windows, was able to indulge in her amiable
+foible for cheap marketing. And if the two ladies had this in common,
+the points of resemblance between their respective lords (the moral side
+excluded) might be multiplied many-fold, for no phrase put into Mr
+Strummery's mouth could epigrammatise his point of view more concisely
+than Fox's inopportune toast, "Our Sovereign: the People." History's
+dispassionate comment was that the sentiment which lost the abler man
+his Privy Councillorship in his day, gained for the other a Premiership
+a century later.
+
+"One thing that gets me is why no one ever seems to take any notice of
+us when we have a Council on," remarked the President of the Board of
+Education with an involuntary plaint in his voice. He was standing on
+the balcony outside the large front room on Mr Strummery's first
+floor--a room which boasted the noble proportions of a _salon_, and
+possibly served as one in Georgian days. Certainly Brandenburg Place did
+not present a spectacle of fluttering animation at the prospect of
+seeing the great ones of the land assembling within its bounds. At one
+end of the thoroughfare a milkman was going from area to area with a
+prolonged melancholy cry more suggestive of Stoke Poges churchyard than
+of any other spot on earth; at the opposite end a grocer's errand boy,
+with basket resourcefully inverted upon his head, had sunk down by the
+railings to sip the nectar from a few more pages of "Iroquois Ike's Last
+Hope; or, The Phantom Cow-Puncher's Bride." Midway between the two a
+cat, in the act of crossing the road, had stopped to twitch a forepaw
+with that air of imperturbable deliberateness in its movements that no
+other created thing can ever succeed in attaining. In a house opposite
+some one was rattling off the exhilarating strains of "Humming Ephraim,"
+but even when a hansom cab and two four-wheelers drove up in quick
+succession to the Premier's door, no one betrayed curiosity to the
+extent of looking out of the window. The Minister of Education noted
+these things as he stood on the balcony, and possibly he felt another
+phase of the gratitude of men that often left Mr Wordsworth mourning. "I
+can remember the time when crowds used to wait hours in the rain along
+Downing Street--our people, too--to catch a sight of Estair or
+Nettlebury. I won't exactly say that it annoys me, because I've seen too
+much of the hollowness of things for that, but it certainly is rummy why
+it should be so."
+
+"A very good thing, too," commented the Premier briskly from the room.
+"I don't know that we could have a greater compliment. The people know
+that we are plain, straightforward men like themselves, and they know
+that we are doing our work without having to come and see us at it. They
+don't regard us almost as little deities--interesting to see, but quite
+different and above themselves. That's why."
+
+Every one in the room said "Hear! Hear!" as though that exactly defined
+his own sentiments; and every one in the room looked rather sad, as
+though at the back of their collective minds there lurked a doubt
+whether it might not be more pleasant to be regarded almost as little
+deities.
+
+"You needn't go as far back as Estair and Nettlebury," put in Vossit of
+the Treasury. "See how they fairly 'um round Hampden whenever he's
+about."
+
+"Not us," interposed another man emphatically. "Let them go on their own
+messin' way; it'll do us no harm. You never saw a working man at any of
+their high and mighty meetings."
+
+"So much the worse, for they didn't want them. But there ought to have
+been working men there, from the very first meeting until now." The
+speaker was one of the most recent additions to the potent circle of the
+Brandenburg Place councils, and the freedom of criticism which he
+allowed himself had already been the subject of pained comment on the
+part of a section of his seniors.
+
+"Well," suggested some one, with politely-pointed meaning, "I don't know
+what's to prevent one individual from attending a meeting if he so
+wants. He'd probably find one going on somewhere at this minute if he
+looked round hard. Doesn't seem to me that any one's holding him back."
+
+"Now, now," reproved Mr Guppling, the Postmaster-General, "let the man
+speak if he has anything on his mind. Come now, comrade, what do you
+mean?"
+
+"I don't know what I mean," replied the comrade, at which there was a
+general shout of laughter. "I don't know what I mean," he continued,
+having secured general attention by this simple device of oratory,
+"because I am told in those Government quarters where I ought to be able
+to find information, that no information has been collected, no
+systematic enquiries made, nothing is known, in fact. Therefore, I do
+not know what I mean because I do not know--none of us know--what the
+Unity League means. But I know this: that a hostile organisation of over
+a million and a half strong----"
+
+Dissent came forcibly from every quarter of the room. "Not half!" was
+the milder form it took.
+
+"----of over a million and a half strong," continued the speaker
+grimly--"perhaps more, in fact, than all our Trades Unions put
+together--with an income very little less than what all the Trades
+Unions put together used to have, and funds in hand probably more, is a
+living menace in our midst, and ought to have been closely watched."
+
+"It keeps 'em quiet," urged the Foreign Under-Secretary.
+
+"Too quiet. I don't like my enemy to be quiet. I prefer him to be
+talking large and telling us exactly what he's going to do."
+
+"They're going to chuck us out, Tirrel; that's what they're going to
+do," said a sarcastic comrade playfully. "So was the Buttercup League,
+so was the Liberal-Conservative alliance. Lo, history repeats itself!"
+
+"I see a long line of strong men fallen in the past--premiers, popes,
+kings, generals, ambassadors," replied Tirrel. "They all took it for
+granted that when they had got their positions they could keep them
+without troubling about their enemies any more. That's generally the
+repeating point in history."
+
+Mr Strummery felt that the instances were perhaps getting too near home.
+"Come, come, chaps, and Comrade Tirrel in particular," he said mildly,
+"don't imagine that nothing is being done in the proper quarter because
+you mayn't hear much talk about it. Our Executives work and don't talk.
+I think that you may trust our good comrade Tubes to keep an eye on the
+Unity League."
+
+"Wish he'd keep an eye on the clock," murmured a captious member. "Not
+once," he added conclusively, "but three times out of four."
+
+There was a vigorous knock at the front door, and the hurried footsteps
+of some one ascending the stairs with the consciousness that he was
+late.
+
+"Talk of Tubes and you'll have a puncture," confided a comrade of
+humorous bent to his neighbour, and on the words the Home Secretary,
+certainly with very little breath left in him, entered the room and made
+his apologies.
+
+The special business for which the Council had been called together was
+to consider a series of reports from the constituencies, and to decide
+how to be influenced by their tenor. The Government had no desire to
+wait for a general election in order to find out the views of the
+electors of the country; given a close summary of those sentiments, it
+might be possible to fall in with their wishes, and thereby to be spared
+the anxiety of an election until their septennial existence had run its
+course; or, if forced by the action of their own malcontents to take
+that unwelcome step, at least to cut the ground from beneath their
+opponents' feet in advance.
+
+If there was not complete unanimity among those present, there was no
+distinct line of variance. Men of the extremest views had naturally not
+been included, and although the prevailing opinion was that the
+conditions of labour had been put upon a fair and equitable basis during
+their tenure of office--or as far in that direction as it was possible
+to go without utterly stampeding capitalists and ratepayers from the
+country--there were many who were prepared to go yet a little further if
+it seemed desirable.
+
+Judging from the summarised reports, it did seem desirable. From the
+mills of Lancashire and Yorkshire, the coal-pits of the north and west,
+the iron fields of the Midlands, the quarries of Derbyshire, the boot
+factories of Northampton and the lace factories of Nottingham, from
+every swarming port around the coast, and from that vast cosmopolitan
+clearing house, the Capital itself, came the same tale. The people did
+not find themselves so well off as they wished to be; they were, in
+fact, rather poorer than before. There was nothing local about it. The
+Thurso flag-stone hewer shared the symptoms with his Celtic brother,
+digging out tin and copper from beneath the Atlantic waters beyond
+Pendeen; the Pembroke dock-hand and the Ipswich mechanic were in just
+the same position. When industries collapsed, as industries had an
+unhappy character for doing about the period, no one had any reserves.
+It was possible to live by provision of the Government, but the working
+man had been educated up to requiring a great deal more than bare
+living. When wages went down in spite of all artificial inflation, or
+short time was declared, a great many working-class houses, financed
+from week to week but up to the hilt in debt, went down too. The
+agricultural labourer was the least disturbed; he had had the least done
+for him, and he had never known a "boom." The paradox remained that with
+more money the majority of the poor were poorer than before, and they
+were worse than poor, for they were dissatisfied. The remedy, of course,
+was for some one to give them still more money, not for them to spend
+less. The shortest way to that remedy, as they had been well taught by
+their agitators in the past, was to clamour for the Government to do
+something else for them, and therefore they were clamouring now.
+
+"That is the position," announced Mr Tubes, when he had finished reading
+the general summary. "The question it raises may not be exactly urgent,
+but it is at least pressing. On the one hand, there is the undoubted
+feeling of grievance existing among a large proportion of electors--our
+own people. On the other hand, there is the serious question of national
+finances not to be overlooked. As the matter is one that must ultimately
+concern me more closely than anybody else, I will reserve my own opinion
+to the last."
+
+The view taken by those present has already been indicated. Their
+platform was that of Moderate Socialism; they wished it always to be
+understood that they were practical. They had the interest of their
+fellow working men (certainly of no other class of the community) at
+heart, but as Practical Socialists they had a suspicion (taking the
+condition of the Exchequer into consideration) that for the moment they
+had reached the limit of Practical Socialism. There was an undoubted
+dilemma. If a mistake of policy on their part let in the impractical
+Socialists, the result would be disastrous. Most of them regarded the
+danger as infinitesimal; like every other political party during the
+last two centuries, they felt that they could rely on the "sound
+common-sense of the community." Still, admitting a possibility, even if
+it was microscopic, might it not be more--say practically socialistic
+(the word "patriotic" had long been expunged from their vocabulary) in
+the end to make some slight concessions? If there existed a more
+material inducement it was not referred to, and any ingenuous comrade,
+using as an argument in favour of compliance a homely proverb anent the
+inadvisability of quarrelling with one's bread and butter, would have
+been promptly discouraged. Yet, although the actors themselves in this
+great morality play apparently overlooked the consideration, it is
+impossible for the spectator to ignore the fact. Some few members of the
+Cabinet might have provided for a rainy day, but even to many of
+official class, and practically to all of the rank and file, a reversal
+at the polls must mean that they would have to give up a variety of
+highly-esteemed privileges and return to private life in less
+interesting capacities, some in very humble ones indeed.
+
+It ended, as it was bound to end, in compromise. They would not play
+into the hands of the extreme party and ignore the voice of the
+constituencies; they would not be false to their convictions and be
+dictated to by the electors. They would decline to bring in the
+suggested Minimum Wage Bill, and they would not impose the Personal
+Property Tax. They would meet matters by extending the National
+Obligations Act, and save money on the Estimates. They would be sound,
+if commonplace.
+
+The formal proceedings having been concluded, it was open for any one to
+introduce any subject he pleased in terms of censure, enquiry or
+discussion. Comrade Tirrel was on his feet at once, and returned to the
+subject that lay heavy on his mind.
+
+"Is the Home Secretary in possession of any confidential information
+regarding the Unity League?" he demanded; "and can he assure us, in view
+of the admittedly hostile object of the organisation, that adequate
+means are being taken to neutralise any possible lines of action it may
+adopt?"
+
+"The answer to the first part of the question is in the affirmative,"
+replied Mr Tubes in his best parliamentary manner. "As regards the
+second part, I may state that after considering the reports we have
+received it is not anticipated that the League offers any serious menace
+to the Government. Should the necessity arise, the Council may rely upon
+the Home Office taking the requisite precautions."
+
+"The answer is satisfactory as far as it goes. Being in possession of
+special information, will the Home Secretary go a step further and allay
+the anxiety that certainly exists in some quarters, by indicating the
+real intentions and proposed _modus operandi_ of the League?"
+
+Mr Tubes conferred for a moment with his chief. "I may say that on broad
+lines the League has no definite plan for the future, and its
+intentions, as represented by the policy of its heads, will simply be to
+go on existing so long as the deluded followers will continue their
+subscriptions. I may point out that the League has now been in existence
+for two years, and during that time it has done nothing at all to
+justify its founders' expectations; it has not embarrassed us at any
+point nor turned a single by-election. For two years we heard
+practically nothing of it, and there has been no fresh development to
+justify the present uneasiness which it seems to be causing in the minds
+of a few nervous comrades. Its membership is admittedly imposing, but
+the bare fact that a million and a half of people are foolish
+enough----"
+
+There was a significant exchange of astonished glances among the
+occupants of Mr Strummery's council chamber. Murmurs grew, and Mr
+Guppling voiced the general feeling by calling the Home Secretary's
+attention to the figures he had mentioned "doubtless inadvertently."
+
+"No," admitted Mr Tubes carelessly, "that is our latest estimate. From
+recent information we have reason to think that the previous figure we
+adopted was too low--or the League may have received large additions
+lately through some accidental cause. We are now probably erring as
+widely on the other side, but it is the safe side, and I therefore
+retain that figure."
+
+Mr Tirrel had not yet finished, but he was listened to with respectful
+attention now.
+
+"Is the Home Secretary in a position to tell us who this man Salt is?"
+was his next enquiry.
+
+The Home Secretary looked frankly puzzled. "Who _is_ Salt?" he replied,
+innocently enough.
+
+"That is the essential point of my enquiry," replied the comrade.
+"Salt," he continued, his voice stilling the laughter it had raised, "is
+the Man behind the Unity League. You think it is Hampden, but I tell you
+that you are mistaken. Hampden is undoubtedly a dangerous power; the
+classes will follow him blindly, and he is no mere figure-head, but it
+was Salt who stirred Hampden from his apathy, and it is Salt who pulls
+the wires."
+
+"And who is Salt?" demanded the Premier, as Mr Tubes offered no comment.
+
+Tirrel shook his head. "I know no more than I have stated," he replied;
+"but his secret influence must be tremendous, and all doubt as to the
+identity of the man and his past record should be set at rest."
+
+Mr Tubes looked up from the papers he had before him with a gleam of
+subdued anger in his eye. "I think that our cock-sure kumred has geete
+howd of another mare's neest," he remarked, relapsing unconsciously into
+his native dialect as he frequently did when stirred. "I remember
+hearin' o' this Saut in one o' th' reports, and here it is. So far from
+being a principal, he occupies a very different position--that of
+Hampden's private secretary, which would explain how he might have to
+come into contact with a great many people without having any real
+influence hissel. He is described in my confidential report as a simple,
+unsuspicious man, who might be safely made use of, and, in fact, most of
+my information is derived from that source."
+
+There was a sharp, smothered exclamation from one or two men, and then a
+sudden stillness fell upon the room. Mr Tubes was among the last to
+realise the trend of his admission.
+
+"Are we to understand that the greater part--perhaps the whole--of the
+information upon which the Home Office has been relying, and of the
+assurances of inaction which have lulled our suspicions to rest, have
+been blindly accepted from this man Salt, the head and fount of the
+League itself?" demanded Tirrel with ominous precision. "If that
+indicates the methods of the Department, I think that this Council will
+share my view when I suggest that the terms 'simple' and 'unsuspicious'
+have been inaccurately allotted--to Salt."
+
+Mr Tubes made no reply. Lying at the bottom of the man's nature
+smouldered a volcanic passion that he watched as though it were a
+sleeping beast. Twice in his public career it had escaped him, and each
+time the result had been a sharp reverse to his ambitions.
+Repression--firm, instant, and unconditional--was the only safeguard, so
+that now recognising the danger-signal in his breast, he sat without a
+word in spite of the Premier's anxious looks, in spite of the concern of
+those about him.
+
+"I will not press for a verbal reply," continued Tirrel after a telling
+pause; "the inference of silence makes that superfluous. But I will ask
+whether the Home Secretary is aware that Salt has been quietly engaged
+in canvassing the provinces for a month, and whether he has any
+information about his object and results. Yes," he continued vehemently,
+turning to those immediately about him, "for a month past this simple,
+unsuspecting individual from whom we derive our confidential information
+has been passing quietly and unmarked from town to town; and if you were
+to hang a map of England on the wall before me, I would undertake to
+trace his route across the land by the points of most marked discontent
+in the report to which we have just listened."
+
+A knock at the locked door of the room saved the Home Secretary for the
+moment from the necessity of replying. It was an unusual incident, and
+when the nearest man went and asked what was wanted, some one was
+understood to reply that a stranger, who refused to give his name,
+wished to see Mr Tubes. Perhaps Mr Tubes personally might have welcomed
+a respite, but the master of the house anticipated him.
+
+"Tell him, whoever he may be, that Mr Tubes cannot be disturbed just
+now," he declared.
+
+"He says it's important, very important," urged the voice, with a
+suggestion of largess received and more to come, in its eagerness.
+
+"Then let him write it down or wait," said Mr Strummery decisively, and
+the matter was supposed to have ended.
+
+The momentary interruption had broken the tension and perhaps saved
+Tubes from a passionate outburst. He rose to make a reply without any
+sign of anger or any fear that he would not be able to smooth away the
+awkward impression.
+
+"As far as canvassing in the provinces is concerned," he remarked
+plausibly, "it is open for any man, whatever his politics may be, to do
+that from morning to night all his life if he likes, so long as it isn't
+for an illegal object. As regards Salt having been engaged this way for
+the past month, it is quite true that I have had no intimation of the
+fact so far. I may explain that as my Department has not yet come to
+regard the Unity League as the one object in the world to which it must
+devote its whole attention, I am not in the habit of receiving reports
+on the subject every day, nor even every week. It may be, however----"
+
+There was another knock upon the door. Mr Tubes stopped, and the Premier
+frowned. In the space between the door and the carpet there appeared for
+a second a scrap of paper; the next moment it came skimming a few yards
+into the room. There was no attempt to hold further communication, and
+the footsteps of the silent messenger were heard descending the stairs
+again.
+
+Mr Vossit, who sat nearest to the door, picked up the little oblong
+card. He saw, as he could scarcely fail to see, that it was an ordinary
+visiting-card, and on the upper side, as it lay, there appeared a
+roughly-pencilled sign--two lines at right angle drawn through a
+semicircle, it appeared superficially to be. As he handed it to Mr Tubes
+he reversed the position so that the name should be uppermost, and again
+he saw, as he could scarcely fail to see, that the other side was blank.
+The roughly-pencilled diagram was all the message it contained.
+
+"It may be, however----" the Home Secretary was repeating
+half-mechanically. He took the card and glanced at the symbol it bore.
+"It may be, however," he continued, as though there had been no
+interruption, "that I shall very soon be in possession of the full facts
+to lay before you." Then with a few whispered words to the Premier and a
+comprehensive murmur of apology to the rest of the company, he withdrew.
+
+Fully a quarter of an hour passed before there was any sign of the
+absent Minister, and then it did not take the form of his return. The
+conversation, in his absence, had worked round to the engaging
+alternative of whether it was more correct to educate one's son at Eton
+or at Margate College, when a message was sent up requesting the
+Premier's attendance in another room. After another quarter of an hour
+some one was heard to leave the house, but it was ten minutes later
+before the two men returned. It was felt in the atmosphere that some new
+development was at hand, and they had to run the curious scrutiny of
+every eye. Both had an air of constraint, and both were rather pale. The
+Premier moved to his seat with brusque indifference, and one who knew
+Tubes well passed a whispered warning that Jim had got his storm-cone
+fairly hoisted. The door was locked again, chairs were drawn up to the
+table, and a hush of marked expectancy settled over the meeting.
+
+The Prime Minister spoke first.
+
+"In the past half-hour a letter has come into our possession that may
+cause us to alter our arrangements," he announced baldly. "How it came
+into our possession doesn't matter. All that does matter is, that it's
+genuine. Tubes will read it to you."
+
+"It is signed 'John Hampden,' addressed to Robert Estair, and dated
+three days ago," contributed the Home Secretary just as briefly. "The
+original was in cipher. This is the deciphered form:
+
+ "'MY DEAR ESTAIR,--I now have Salt's complete report before me,
+ and there seems to be no doubt that the proposal I have
+ formulated is feasible, and the moment almost ripe. Salt has
+ covered all the most important industrial centres, and
+ everywhere the reports of our agents are favourable to the
+ plan. Not having found universal happiness and a complete
+ immunity from the cares incident to humanity in the privileges
+ which they so ardently desired and have now obtained, the
+ working classes are tending to believe that the panacea must
+ lie, not in greater moderation, but in extended privilege.
+
+ "'For the moment the present Government is indisposed to go
+ much further, not possessing the funds necessary for enlarged
+ concessions and fearing that increased taxation might result in
+ a serious stream of emigration among the monied classes. For
+ the moment the working men hesitate to throw in their lot with
+ the extreme Socialists, distrusting the revolutionary and
+ anarchical wing of that party, and instinctively feeling that
+ any temporary advantage which they might enjoy would soon be
+ swallowed up in the reign of open lawlessness that must
+ inevitably arise.
+
+ "'For the moment, therefore, there is a pause, and now occurs
+ the opportunity--perhaps the last in history--for us to
+ retrieve some of the losses of the past. There are scruples to
+ be overcome, but I do not think that an alliance with the
+ moderate section of the Labour interest is inconsistent with
+ the aims and traditions of the great parties which our League
+ represents. It would, of course, be necessary to guarantee to
+ our new allies the privileges which they now possess, and even
+ to promise more; but I am convinced, not only by past
+ experience but also by specific assurances from certain
+ quarters, that they would prefer to remain as they are, and
+ form an alliance with us rather than grasp at larger gains and
+ suffer absorption into another party which they dare not trust.
+
+ "'From the definite nature of this statement you will gather
+ that the negotiations are more than in the air. The
+ distribution of Cabinet offices will have to be considered at
+ once. B---- might be first gained over with the offer of the
+ Exchequer. He carries great weight with a considerable section
+ of his party, and is dissatisfied with his recognition so far.
+ Heape is a representative man who would repay early attention,
+ especially as he is, at the moment, envious of R----'s better
+ treatment. But these are matters of detail. The great thing is
+ to _get back on any terms_. Once in power, by a modification of
+ the franchise we might make good our position. I trust that
+ this, a desperate remedy in a desperate time, will earn at
+ least your tacit acquiescence. Much is irretrievably lost;
+ England remains--yet.
+
+ "Yours sincerely,
+
+ "JOHN HAMPDEN.'"
+
+Six men were on their feet before the signature was reached. With an
+impatient gesture Strummery waved them collectively aside.
+
+"We all know your opinion on the writer and the letter, and we can all
+put it into our own words without wasting time in listening," he said
+with suppressed fury. "In five minutes' time I shall entirely reopen the
+consideration of the reports which we met this afternoon to discuss."
+
+"Has any effort been made to learn the nature of Estair's reply?"
+enquired Tirrel. If he was not the least moved man in the room he was
+the least perturbed, and he instinctively picked out the only point of
+importance that remained.
+
+"It probably does not exist in writing," replied Mr Tubes, avoiding
+Tirrel's steady gaze. "I find that he arrived in town last night. There
+would certainly be a meeting."
+
+"Was Bannister summoned to this Council?" demanded another. It was taken
+for granted that "B" stood for Bannister.
+
+"Yes," replied the Premier, with one eye on his watch. "He was
+indisposed."
+
+"I protest against the reference to myself," said Heape coldly.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Mr Strummery nodded. "Time's up," he announced.
+
+That is the "secret history" of the Government's sudden and inexplicable
+conversion to the necessity of the Minimum Wage Bill and to the
+propriety of imposing the Personal Property Tax. A fortnight later the
+Prime Minister outlined the programme in the course of a speech at
+Newcastle. The announcement was received almost with stupefaction. For
+the first time in history, property--money, merchandise, personal
+belongings--was to be saddled with an annual tax apart from, and in
+addition to, the tax it paid on the incomes derived from it. It was an
+entire wedge of the extreme policy that must end in Partition. It was
+more than the poorer classes had dared to hope; it was more than the
+tax-paying classes had dared to fear. It marked a new era of extended
+privilege for the one; it marked the final extinction of hope even among
+the hopeful for the other.
+
+"It could not have happened more opportunely for us even if we had
+arranged it in every detail," declared Hampden, going into Salt's room
+with the tidings in huge delight, a fortnight later.
+
+"No," agreed Salt, looking up with his slow, pleasant smile. "Not even
+if we had arranged it."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+THE ORDER OF ST MARTIN OF TOURS
+
+
+Sir John Hampden paused for a moment with arrested pen. He had been in
+the act of crossing off another day on the calendar that hung inside his
+desk, the last detail before he pulled the roll-top down for the night,
+when the date had caught his eye with a sudden meaning.
+
+"A week to-day, Salt," he remarked, looking up.
+
+"A week to-day," repeated Salt. "That gives us seven more days for
+details."
+
+Hampden laughed quietly as he bent forward and continued the red line
+through the "14."
+
+"That is one way of looking at it," he said. "Personally, I was rather
+wishing that it had been to-day. I confess that I cannot watch the
+climax of these two years approaching without feeling keyed up to
+concert pitch. I suppose that you never had any nerves?"
+
+"I suppose not. If I had, the Atlantic water soon washed them out."
+
+"But you are superstitious?" he asked curiously. It suddenly occurred to
+him how little he really knew of the man with whom he was linked in such
+a momentous hazard.
+
+"Oh yes. Blue water inoculates us all with that. Fortunately, mine does
+not go beyond trifles, such as touching posts and stepping over paving
+stones--a hobby and not a passion, or I should have to curb it."
+
+"Do you really do things like that? Well, I remember Northland, the
+great nerve specialist, telling me that most people have something of
+the sort--a persistent feeling of impending calamity unless they conform
+to some trivial impulse. I am exempt."
+
+"Yes," commented Salt; "or you would hardly be likely to cross off the
+date before the day is over."
+
+"Good Heavens!" exclaimed Hampden. "What an age we live in! Is it tannin
+or the dregs of paganism? And you think it would be tempting Providence
+to do it while there are five more hours to run?"
+
+"I never do it, as a matter of fact," admitted Salt with perfect
+seriousness. "Of course, I _know_ that nothing would happen in the five
+hours if I did, but, all the same, I rather think that something would."
+
+"I hope that something will," said Hampden cheerfully. "Dinner, for
+example. Did I ever strike you as a gourmet, Salt? Well, nevertheless, I
+am a terrific believer in regular meals, although I don't care a straw
+how simple they are. You may read of some marvellous Trojan working
+under heavy pressure for twenty-four hours, and then snatching a hurried
+glass of Château d'Yquem and a couple of Abernethy biscuits, and going
+on again for another twenty-four. Don't believe it, Salt. If he is not
+used to it, his knees go; if he is used to it, they have gone already.
+If I were a general I solemnly declare that I would risk more to feed my
+men before an engagement, than I would risk to hold the best position
+all along the front. Your hungry man may fight well enough for a time,
+but the moment he is beaten he knows it. And, strangely enough, we
+English have won a good many important battles after we had been
+beaten."
+
+He had been locking up the safe and desk as he ran on, and now they
+walked together down the corridor. At the door of his own office Salt
+excused himself for a moment and went in. When he rejoined the baronet
+at the outer door, he held in his hand a little square of thin paper on
+which was printed in bold type
+
+ JULY 14.
+
+"You will regret it," said Hampden, not wholly jestingly. He saw at once
+that it was the tag for the day, torn from his calendar, that Salt held.
+
+"No," he replied, crumpling up the scrap of paper and throwing it away,
+"I may remember, but I shall not regret. When you have to think twice
+about doing a thing like that, it is time to do it.... You have no
+particular message for Deland?"
+
+"None at all, personally, I think. You will tell him as much as we
+decided upon. Let him know that his post will certainly be one of the
+most important outside the central office. What time do you go?"
+
+"The 10 train from Marylebone. Deland will be waiting up for me. There
+is an early restaurant train in the morning--the 7.20, getting in at
+10.40. I shall breakfast _en route_, and come straight on here."
+
+"That's right. Look out for young Hampshire in the train; he will
+probably wait on you, but you won't recognise him unless you remember
+the Manners-Clinton nose in profile. He regards it as a vast joke, but
+he is very keen. And sleep all the time you aren't feeding. Can't do
+better. Good night."
+
+Salt laughed as he turned into Pall Mall, speculating for a moment, by
+the light of his own knowledge, how little time this strenuous,
+simple-living man devoted to the things he advocated. If he had been
+able to follow Sir John's electric brougham for the remainder of that
+night he would have had still more reason to be sceptical.
+
+When Hampden reached his house and strode up to the door with the
+elastic step of a young man, despite his iron-grey hair and burden of
+responsibility, instead of the bronze Medusa knocker that had dropped
+from the hands of Pietro Sarpi and Donato in its time, his eyes
+encountered the smiling face of his daughter as she swung open the door
+before him. She had been sitting at an open window of the dull-fronted
+house until she saw the Hampden livery in the distance.
+
+"There is some one waiting in the library to see you," she said, as he
+kissed her cheek. "He said that he would wait ten minutes; you had
+already been seven."
+
+"Who is it?" he asked in quiet expectation. It was not unusual for
+Muriel to watch for him from the upper room, and to come down into the
+hall to welcome him, but to-night he saw at once that there was a mild
+excitement in her manner. "Who is it?" he asked.
+
+She told him in half a dozen whispered words, and then returned to the
+drawing-room and the society of a depressing companion, who chanced to
+be a poor and distant cousin, while Sir John turned toward the library.
+
+"Tell Styles to remain with the brougham if he is still in front," he
+said to a passing footman. The visit might presage anything.
+
+A young man, an inconspicuous young man in a blue serge suit, rose from
+the chair of Jacobean oak and Spanish leather where he had been sitting
+with a bowler hat between his hands and a cheap umbrella across his
+knees, and made a cursory bow as he began to search an inner pocket.
+
+"Sir John Hampden?" he enquired.
+
+"Yes," replied the master of the house, favouring his visitor with a
+more curious attention than he received in return. "You are from
+Plantagenet House, I believe?"
+
+The young man detached his left hand from the search and turned down the
+lapel of his coat in a perfunctory display of his credentials. Pinned
+beneath so that it should not obtrude was an insignificant little medal,
+so small and trivial that it would require the closest scrutiny to
+distinguish its design and lettering.
+
+But Sir John Hampden did not require any assurance upon the point. He
+knew by the evidence of just such another medallion which lay in his own
+possession that upon one side, around the engraved name of the holder,
+ran the inscription, "Every man according as he purposeth in his heart;"
+upon the other side a representation of St Martin dividing his cloak
+with the beggar. It was the badge of the Order of St Martin of Tours.
+
+The Order of St Martin embodied the last phase of organised benevolence.
+In the history of the world there had never been a time when men so
+passionately desired to help their fellow men; there had never been a
+time when they found it more difficult to do so to their satisfaction.
+From the lips of every social reformer, from the reports of the
+charitable organisations, from the testimony of the poor themselves the
+broad indictment had gone forth that every casual beggar was a rogue and
+a vagabond. Promiscuous alms-giving was tabulated among the Seven Curses
+of London.
+
+Organised charity was the readiest alternative. Again obliging
+counsellors raised their conscientious voices. Organised charity was
+wasteful, inelastic, unsympathetic, often superfluous. The preacher
+added a warning note: Let none think that the easy donation of a cheque
+here and there was charity. It was frequently vanity, it was often a
+cowardly compromise with conscience, it was never an absolution from the
+individual responsibility.
+
+So brotherly love continued, but often did not fructify, and the man who
+felt that he had the true Samaritan instinct, as he passed by on the one
+side of the suburban road, looked at his ragged neighbour lying under
+the hedge on the other side in a fit which might be epilepsy but might
+equally well be soap-suds in the mouth, and assured himself that if only
+he could believe the case to be genuine there was nothing on earth he
+would not do for the man.
+
+It was a very difficult age, every one admitted: "Society was so
+complex."
+
+There was evidence of the generous feeling--ill-balanced and spasmodic,
+it is true--on every hand. The poor were bravely, almost blindly, good
+to their neighbours in misfortune. The better-off were lavish--or had
+been until a few years previously--when they had certified proof that
+the cases were deserving. If a magistrate or a police court missionary
+gave publicity to a Pathetic Case, the Pathetic Case might be sure of
+being able to retire on a comfortable annuity. If only every Pathetic
+Case could have been induced to come pathetically into the clutches of a
+sympathetic police court cadi, instead of dying quite as pathetically in
+a rat-hole, one of the most pressing problems of benevolence might have
+been satisfactorily solved.
+
+The Order of St Martin of Tours was one of the attempts to reconcile the
+generous yearnings of mankind with modern conditions. Its field of
+action had no definable limit, and whatever a man wished to give it was
+prepared to utilise. It was not primarily concerned with money, although
+judged by the guaranteed resources upon which it could call if
+necessary, it would rank as a rich society. It imposed no subscription
+and made no outside appeal. Upon its books, against the name of every
+member, there was entered what he bound himself to do when it was
+required of him. It was a vast and comprehensive list, so varied that
+few ever genuinely applied for the services of the Order without their
+needs being satisfied. The city man willing to give a foolish and
+repentant youth another chance of honest work; the Sussex farmer anxious
+to prove what a month of South Down fare and Channel breezes would do
+for a small city convalescent; the prim little suburban lady, much too
+timid to attempt any personal contact with the unknown depths of sin and
+suffering, but eager to send her choicest flowers and most perfect fruit
+to any slum sick-room; the good-hearted laundry girl who had been
+through the fires herself, offering to "pal up to any other girl what's
+having a bit of rough and wants to keep straight without a lot of
+jaw,"--all found a deeper use in life beneath the sign of St Martin's
+divided cloak. Children, even little children, were not shut out; they
+could play with other, lonely, little children, and renounce some toys.
+
+The inconspicuous young man standing in Sir John Hampden's library--he
+was in a cheap boot shop, but he gave his early closing day to serve the
+Order as a messenger, and there were millionaires who gave less--found
+the thing he searched for, and handed to Sir John an unsealed envelope.
+
+"I accept," said the baronet, after glancing at the slip it contained.
+This was what he accepted:
+
+ ORDER OF ST. MARTIN OF TOURS.
+
+ _Case_. . . John Flak, 45 Paradise Buildings,
+ Paradise Street, Drury Lane, W.C.
+
+ _Cause_ . . Street Accident.
+
+ _Requirement_ Service through the night.
+
+ _Recommender_ L. K. Stone, M.D., 172 Great Queen
+ Street, W.C.
+
+ WALTHAM, MASTER.
+
+He could have declined; and his membership would have been at an end.
+But in a mission of personal service he could not accept and appoint a
+substitute. The Order was modern, business-like, reasonable,
+unemotional, and quite prepared to take humanity as it was. It did not
+seek to impose the ideal Christian standard, logically recognising that
+if a man gave _all_ he possessed, a system of Christian laws (a Cæsar
+whom he was likewise bidden to obey) would at once incarcerate him in a
+prison for having no visible means of subsistence, and, if he persisted
+in his unnatural Christian conduct, in a lunatic asylum, where in its
+appointed season he would have the story of the Rich Ruler read for his
+edification.
+
+The Order was practical and "very nice to do with;" but it had a
+standard, and as a protest against that widespread reliance in the
+omnipotence of gold that marred the age it allowed no delegation of an
+office of mercy. On all points it was open; its thin medallion
+symbolised no mysteries or secret vows; nor, and on this one point it
+was unbending, as far as lay in the power of the Order should any
+second-hand virtue find place beneath its saintly ensign.
+
+A few years before, Paradise Street, with that marked inappropriateness
+that may be traced in the nomenclature of many London thoroughfares, had
+been the foulest, poorest, noisomest, most garbage-strewn and
+fly-infested region even in the purlieus of Drury Lane. It was not
+markedly criminal, it was merely filthy; and when smell-diseases broke
+out in central London it was generally found that they radiated from
+Paradise Street like ripples from a dead dog thrown into a pond.
+Presently a type foundry in the next street, growing backwards because
+it was impossible to expand further in any other direction, pushed down
+the flimsy tenements that stood between and reared a high wall, pierced
+with windows of prismatic glass, in their place. Soon public
+authorities, seeing that the heavens did not fall when a quarter of
+Paradise Street did, suddenly and unexpectedly tore down another quarter
+as though they had received a maddened impulse and Paradise Street had
+been a cardboard model. The phoenix that appeared on this site was a
+seven-storied block of workmen's dwellings. It could not be said to have
+given universal satisfaction. The municipal authorities who devised it
+bickered entertainingly over most of the details that lay between the
+foundations and the chimney-pots; the primitive dwellers in Paradise
+Street looked askance at it, as they did at most things not in liquid
+form; social reformers complained that it drove away the very poor and
+brought in a class of only medium poor; and ordinary people noticed that
+in place of the nearest approach to artistic dirt to be found in the
+metropolis, some one had substituted uninteresting squalor.
+
+Hampden dismissed his carriage in Lincoln's Inn Fields and walked the
+remainder of the way. He had changed into a dark lounge suit before he
+left, but, in spite of the principle he had so positively laid down, he
+had not stayed to dine. The inevitable, morbid little group marked the
+entrance to Paradise Buildings, but the incident was already three hours
+old, and the larger public interest was being reserved for the
+anticipated funeral.
+
+A slipshod, smug-faced woman opened the door of No. 45 in response to
+his discreet knock. He stepped into a small hall where coal was stored
+in a packing-case, and, on her invitation, through into the front room.
+Five more untidy women, who had been drinking from three cups, got up as
+he entered, and passed out, eyeing him with respectful curiosity as they
+went, and each dropping a word of friendly leavetaking to the slatternly
+hostess.
+
+"Don't be down'arted, my dear."
+
+"See you later, Emm."
+
+"Let's know how things are going, won't you?"
+
+"You'll remember about that black alpaker body?"
+
+"Well, so long, Mrs Flak. Gord bless yer."
+
+Sir John waited until the hall door closed behind the last frowsy woman.
+
+"I am here to be of any use I can," he said. "Did Dr Stone mention that
+some one would come?"
+
+"Yes, sir. Thank you, sir," she replied. She stood in the middle of the
+room, a picture of domestic incapacity, with a foolish look upon her
+rather comely features. The room was not bare of furniture, was not
+devoid of working-class comforts, but the dirty dishes, the dirty
+clothing, the dirty floor, told the plain tale.
+
+"I do not know any particulars of the case yet." He saw at once that he
+would have to take the lead in every detail. "Did the doctor speak of
+coming again, or leave any message?"
+
+"Yes, sir," she replied readily. She lifted an ornament on the
+mantelpiece and gave him a folded sheet of paper, torn from a note-book,
+that had been placed there for safety. He had the clearest impression
+that it would never have occurred to the woman to give it to him
+unasked.
+
+"To rep of O. St M.," ran the pencilled scrawl. "Shall endeavour to look
+in 8-8.30.--L.K.S."
+
+Even as he took out his watch there came a business-like knock at the
+door, an active step in the hall, and beneath the conventional greeting,
+the two men were weighing one another.
+
+Dr Stone had asked the Order to send a man of common-sense who could
+exercise authority if need be, and one who would not be squeamish in his
+surroundings. For reasons of his own he had added that if with these
+qualifications he combined that of being a Justice of the Peace, so much
+the better. Dr Stone judged that he had the man before him. Hampden saw
+a brisk, not too well shaven, man in a light suit, with a straw hat and
+a serviceable stick in his hands, until he threw them on the table.
+There was kindness and decision behind his alert eyes, and his manner
+was that of a benevolent despot marshalling his poor patients--and he
+had few others--as a regiment before him, marching them right and left
+in companies, bringing them sharply to the front, and bidding them to
+stand there and do nothing until they were told.
+
+"You haven't been into the other room yet?" he asked. "No, well----"
+
+He stopped with his hand on the door knob, turned back like a pointer on
+the suspicion of a trail, and looked keenly at the woman, then around
+the bestrewn room. If her eyes had slid the least betraying glance,
+Hampden did not observe it, but the doctor, without a word, strode to
+the littered couch, put his hand behind a threadbare cushion, and drew
+out a half-filled bottle. There was a gluggling ripple for a few
+seconds, and the contents had disappeared down the sink, while the
+terebinthine odour of cheap gin hung across the room.
+
+"Not here, Mrs Flak," he said sharply; and without changing her
+expression of vacuous good-nature, the woman meekly replied, "No, sir."
+
+Dr Stone led the way into the inner room and closed the door behind
+them. A man, asleep, insensible, or dead, lay on the bed, his face half
+hidden in bandages.
+
+"This is the position," explained the doctor, speaking very rapidly, for
+his time was mapped out with as little waste as there is to be found
+between the squares on a chess board. "This man went out of here a few
+hours ago and walked straight into an empty motor 'bus that was going
+round this way. That's how they all put it: he walked right into the
+thing. Why? He was a sober enough man, an attendant of some kind at one
+of the west end clubs. Because, as I have good reason to suppose, he was
+thinking absorbingly of something else.
+
+"Well, they carried him in here; it ought to have been the hospital, of
+course, but it was at his own doorstep it took place, you see, and it
+doesn't really matter, because to-morrow morning----!"
+
+"He will die then?" asked Hampden in a whisper, interpreting the quick
+gesture.
+
+"Oh, he will die as sure as his head is a cracked egg-shell. Between
+midnight and dawn, I should say. But before the end I look confidently
+for an interval of consciousness, or rather sub-consciousness. If I am
+wrong I shall have kept you up all night for nothing; if I am right you
+will probably hear something that he wants to say very much."
+
+"Whatever was in his mind when he met with the accident?"
+
+"That is my conviction. There has already been an indication of partial
+expression. Curiously enough, I have had two exactly similar cases, and
+this is going just the same way. In one it was a sum of money a man had
+banked under another name to keep it from his wife and for his children;
+in the second it was a blow struck in a scuffle, and an innocent man was
+doing penal servitude for it."
+
+"That is what you wished to have some one here for chiefly, then?" asked
+Hampden.
+
+"Everything, practically. You see the kind of people around? The wife is
+a fool; the neighbours are the class of maddening dolts who leave a
+suicide hanging until a policeman comes to cut him down. They would hold
+an orgie in the next room. In excitement the women fly to gin as
+instinctively as a nun flies to prayer. Order them out if they come, but
+I don't think that they will trouble you after I have spoken to the
+woman as I go. If there is anything to be caught it will have to be on
+the hop, so to speak. It may be a confession, a deposition of legal
+value, or only a request; one cannot guess. Questioning, when the
+sub-conscious stage is reached, might lead to something. It's largely a
+matter of luck, but intelligence may have an innings."
+
+"Is there nothing to be done--in the way of making it easier for him?"
+
+Dr Stone made a face expressive of their helplessness and shrugged his
+shoulders; then mentioned a few simple details.
+
+"He will never know," he explained. "Even when he seems conscious he
+will feel no pain and remember nothing of the accident. The clock will
+be mercifully set back." He smiled whimsically. "Forgive me if it never
+strikes." He turned to go. "The nearest call office is the kiosk in
+Aldwych," he remarked. "I am 7406 Covent Garden." No paper being visible
+he wrote the number on the wall. "After 10.30 as a general thing," he
+added.
+
+So the baronet was left alone with the still figure that counterfeited
+death so well, the man who would be dead before the dawn. He stepped
+quietly to the bed and looked down on him. The lower half of the face
+was free from swathing, and the lean throat and grizzled beard struck
+Sir John with a momentary surprise. It was the face of an elderly man;
+he had expected to find one not more than middle-aged as the companion
+of the young woman in the other room.
+
+There was a single chair against the wall, and he sat down. There was
+nothing else to do but to sit and wait, to listen to the sounds of
+voluminous life that rose from the street beneath, the careful creaking
+movements in the room beyond. From the shallow wainscotting near the bed
+came at intervals the steady ticking of a death-watch. It was nothing,
+as every one knew, but the note of an insect calling for its mate, but
+it thrilled and grew large in the stillness of the chamber ominously.
+
+A low tap on the door came as a relief. He found the woman standing
+there.
+
+"Is there anything different?" she asked, hanging on to the door. "I
+kept on thinking I heard noises."
+
+"No, there is no change," he replied. "Will you come in?"
+
+She shrank back at the suggestion. "Gord 'elp us, no!" she cried. "It's
+bad enough out there."
+
+"What are you afraid of?" he asked kindly.
+
+She had no words for it. Self-analysis did not enter into her daily
+life. But, sitting there alone among the noises, real and imagined, she
+had reached a state of terror.
+
+"There is nothing at all dreadful, nothing that would shock you," he
+said, referring to the appearance of the dying man. "You are his wife,
+are you not?"
+
+The foolish look, half stubborn, half vacuous, flickered about her face.
+"As good as," she replied. "It's like this----"
+
+"I see." He had no desire to hear the recital of the sordid details.
+
+"His wife's in a mad-house. Won't never be anywhere else, and I've been
+with him these five years, an honest woman to him all the time," she
+said, bridling somewhat at the suggestion of reproach. "No one's got no
+better right to the things, I'm sure." Her eloquence was stirred not so
+much to defend her reputation as by the fear that some one might step in
+to claim "the things."
+
+"There will be plenty of time to talk about that when--when it is
+necessary," he said. "Has he no relations about here who ought to be
+told?"
+
+"Nah," she said decisively; "no one but me. Why, he didn't even have no
+friends--no pals of his own class, as you may say. Very close about
+himself he was. All he thought of was them political corkses, as they
+call um." She came nearer to the door again, the gossiping passion of
+her class stronger than her fear, now that the earlier restraint of his
+presence was wearing off. "It's the only thing we ever had a 'arsh word
+about. It's all right and well for them that make a living at it, but
+many and many a time my 'usband's lost 'alf a day two and three times a
+week to sit in the Distingwidged Strangers' Gallery. You mightn't 'ardly
+think it, sir, but he was hand and foot with some of the biggest men
+there are; he was indeed."
+
+Hampden was looking at her curiously. He read into her "'arsh word" the
+ceaseless clatter of her nagging, shameless tongue when the old man
+brought home a few shillings less than he was wont; the aftermath of
+sullen silence, the unprepared meals and neglected home. He pictured him
+a patient, long-suffering old man, and pitied him. And now she took
+pride and boasted of the very things that she had upbraided him with.
+
+"Vickers he knew," she continued complacently, "and Drugget. He's shaken
+hands with Mr Strummery, the Prime Minister, more than onest. Then
+Tubes--you've heard speak of him?--he found Mr Tubes a very pleasant
+gentleman. Oh, and a lot more I can't remember."
+
+Hampden disengaged himself from further conversation with a single
+formal sentence, and returned to his vigil. There he was secure from her
+callous chatter. He saw the renewed look of terror start into her eyes
+when a board behind her creaked as the door was closing. He heard the
+startled shriek, but her squalid avarice cut off his sympathies. He sat
+down again and looked round at the already familiar objects in the room.
+The form lying on the bed had not changed a fraction of its rigid
+outline; but he missed something somewhere in the room, and for a minute
+he could not identify it. Then he remembered the ticking of the
+death-watch. It had ceased. He looked at his watch; it was not yet nine
+o'clock.
+
+He had not been back more than ten minutes when the subdued tapping--it
+was rather a timid scrape, as though she feared that a louder summons
+might call another forth--was repeated.
+
+"I don't see that it's no good my staying here," she gasped. "I've been
+sitting there till the furniture fair began to move towards me, and
+every bloomin' rag about the place had a face in it. It's giving me the
+fair horrors."
+
+He could not ignore her half-frenzied state. "What do you want to do?"
+he asked.
+
+"I want to go out for a bit," she replied, licking her thin feline lips.
+"You don't know what it's like. I want to hear real people talk and not
+see things move. I'll come back soon; before Gord, I will."
+
+"Yes, _how_ will you came back?"
+
+"I won't. May it strike me dead if I touch a drop. I'll go straight into
+Mrs Rugg's across the street, and she's almost what you might call a
+teetotaler."
+
+"The man you call your husband is dying in there, and he may need your
+help at any minute," he said sternly. It needed no gift of divination to
+prophesy that if the woman once left the place she would be hopelessly
+drunk before an hour had passed. "Don't sit down doing nothing but
+imagining things," he continued. "Make yourself some tea, and then when
+one of your friends comes round to see you, you can let her stay. But
+only one, mind."
+
+He saw the more sullen of her looks settle darkly about her face as he
+closed the door. He waited to hear the sound of the kettle being moved,
+the tea-cup clinking, but they never came. An unnatural, uncreaking
+silence reigned instead. He opened the door quietly and looked out. That
+room was empty, and, as he stood there, a current of cooler air fell
+across his cheek. Half a dozen steps brought him to the entrance to the
+little hall--the only other room there was. It also was empty, and the
+front door stood widely open. There was only one possible inference:
+"Mrs Flak" had fled.
+
+Sir John had confessed to possessing nerves, and to few men the
+situation would have been an inviting one. Still, there was only one
+possible thing to do, and he closed the door again, noticing, as he did
+so, that the action locked it. As he stood there a moment before
+returning to the bedroom and its tranquil occupant lying in his rigid,
+unbreathing sleep, a slight but continuous sound caught his ear. It was
+the most closely comparable (to attempt to define it) with the whirring
+of a clock as the flying pinion is released before it strikes. Or it
+might be that the doctor's simile prompted the comparison. It was not
+loud, but the room beyond seemed very, very still.
+
+It was not a time to temporise with the emotions. Hampden stepped into
+the next room and stood listening. He judged--nay, he was sure--that the
+sound came from the bedroom, but it was not repeated. Instead, something
+very different happened, something that was either terrifying or
+natural, according to the conditions that provoked it. Quite without
+warning there came a voice from the next room, a full, level, healthy
+voice, even strong, and speaking in the ordinary manner of conversation.
+
+"Will you please tell Mr Tubes that I am waiting here to see him?"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+MAN BETWEEN TWO MASTERS
+
+
+There was something in the situation that was more than gruesome,
+something that was peculiarly unnerving.
+
+In his anticipation of this moment as he had sat almost by the bedside,
+Hampden had conjectured that the dying man would perhaps lift a hand or
+move his head uneasily with the first instinct of returning
+consciousness. A sigh, a groan, might escape him, incoherent words
+follow, then broken but rational expressions of his suffering, and
+entreaties that something might be done to ease the pain. Or perhaps,
+after realising his position, he would nerve himself to betray no
+unmanly weakness, and, in the words of the significant old phrase,
+"turning his face to the wall," endure in stoical silence to the end. It
+would be painful, perhaps acutely distressing, but it would not be
+unnatural.
+
+There had been no groan, no sigh or broken words, no indication of
+weakness or suffering behind that half-closed door, nothing but the
+curious clock-like sound that had gone before the voice. And that voice!
+It was as full and strong, as vibrant and as ordinary as his own could
+ever be. Standing in the middle of the living-room Sir John could not
+deceive himself. It came from the other room where a minute before he
+had left the dying--yes, the almost dead--man lying with stark outline
+on the bed. There was no alternative: it was from those pallid lips that
+the words had come, it was by that still, inanimate man that they were
+spoken.
+
+The suddenness of the whole incident was shocking in itself, but that
+was not all; the mere contrast to what he had looked for was
+disconcerting, but there was something more; the curious unexpected
+nature of the request, if request it was, was not without its element of
+mystery, but above and beyond all else was the thought--the thought that
+for a dreadful moment held his heart and soul in icy bonds--what sight
+when he returned to the inner room, as return at once he must, what
+gruesome sight would meet his eyes?
+
+What phantoms his misgivings raised, every man may conjecture for
+himself. Follow, then, another step in imagination, and having given a
+somewhat free and ghastly fancy rein, push the chamber door cautiously
+and inch by inch, or fling it boldly open as you will; then pause upon
+the threshold, as Hampden did, in sharp surprise.
+
+Nothing was altered, no single detail had undergone the slightest
+change! On the bed, rigid and very sharp beneath the single unclean
+sheet, lay the body of the mangled man. Not a fold of his shroud-like
+wrapping differed from its former line, it did not seem possible that a
+breath had stirred him.
+
+Had the voice been a trick of the imagination? Hampden knew, as far as
+mortal man can be sure of any mortal sense, that the voice had been as
+real as his life itself. Then----? It occurred to him in a flash: here
+was the stage of under-consciousness of which Dr Stone had spoken. Of
+his pain, the accident, where he at that moment lay, and all his real
+surroundings, the sufferer knew nothing, and never would know. But out
+of the shock and shattering, some of the delicate machinery of the brain
+still kept its balance, and would continue to exercise its functions to
+the end.
+
+It was an ordeal, but it had to be done. It was the purpose for which he
+had been summoned. Sir John moved to the bedside, nerved himself to
+watch the ashen face, and said slowly and distinctly: "Mr Tubes is not
+here. Do you wish to see him?"
+
+There was just a perceptible pause, and then the bloodless lips replied.
+But not the faintest tremor of a movement stirred the body otherwise
+from head to foot, and in the chilling absence of expression the simile
+occurred to Hampden of bubbles rising from some unseen working to the
+surface of an inky pool.
+
+"I have come on purpose. Let him be told that it is most important."
+
+Hampden had to feel his way. The woman had mentioned that Flak was at
+least on terms of acquaintanceship with Mr Tubes. The doctor had
+surmised that the man had something he must say before he died. But was
+this the one true line, or a mere vagary of the sub-conscious state--a
+twist in the tortuous labyrinth that would lead to nothing?
+
+"He is not here at present," he said. "If you will tell me what you wish
+to say I will write it down, so that it cannot fail to reach him."
+
+"No. I cannot tell any one else. I must see him."
+
+"Mr Tubes is a very busy man. You know that he is the Home Secretary. Is
+it of sufficient importance to telegraph for him?"
+
+This time the answer followed on his last word with startling rapidity.
+Until the last phase that was the only variation in the delivery of the
+sentences--that sometimes there was a pause as though the working of the
+mind had to make a revolution before it reached the point of the mental
+clutch, at others it dropped into its gear at once.
+
+"It is important enough to send a coach and four for him," was the
+reply.
+
+Hampden might not be convinced of this but he was satisfied of one
+thing: the coherence of idea was being regularly maintained. How long
+would it last? It occurred to him to put the question.
+
+"I shall have to go out either to send the telegram myself or to find
+some one who will take it," he explained. "Until Mr Tubes comes or sends
+his reply will you _remain here_?"
+
+It was rather eerie to be holding conversation with the fragment of a
+man's brain with the man himself for all practical purposes eliminated.
+But he seemed to have arrived at a practical understanding with the
+centre of sub-consciousness.
+
+"I will remain," was the unhesitating reply, and Hampden felt assured
+that the line would not be lost.
+
+He had not definitely settled in his mind what to do when he opened the
+door leading on to the common stairs. A small child who had been
+loitering outside in a crouching position staggered back in momentary
+alarm at his sudden appearance. It was a ragged girl, perhaps ten or
+twelve years old, with cruelly unwieldy boots upon her stockingless
+feet, matted hair, and a precocious face full of unchildish knowledge.
+The inference that she had been applying either an eye or an ear to the
+keyhole was overwhelming.
+
+Her fear--it was only the slum child's instinct of flight--died out when
+she saw the gentleman. Toffs (so ran her experience) do not hit you for
+nothing.
+
+"Ee's in there yet, ain't ee?" she whispered, coming back boldly and
+looking up confidentially to his face. "I 'eard yer talking, but I
+couldn't tell what yer said. 'Ow long d'yer think 'e'll last?"
+
+Sir John looked down at the child, the child who had never been young,
+in shuddering pity.
+
+"It was me what picked 'is 'at up, but they wouldn't let me go in," she
+continued, as though the fact gave her a standing in the case. "Did yer
+see it in there?" She looked proudly at her right hand with horrid
+significance.
+
+"Come in here," he said, after considering. "Can you run an errand?"
+
+Her face reflected gloating eagerness as she entered, her attitude had
+just a tinge of pleasurable awe. He did not permit her to go further
+than the hall.
+
+"Is it to do with 'im?" she asked keenly. "Yehs!"
+
+"It is to go to the post office in Fleet Street," he explained. "You
+must go as fast as ever you can."
+
+"I can go anywhere as well as any boy, and as fast if I take my boots
+off. When that there Italian knifed her man--him what took up with Shiny
+Sal--in the Lane a year ago, it was me what fetched the police."
+
+He left her standing there--her face to the chink of the door before he
+had turned away--and went into the next room to write the message. He
+desired to make it neither too insistent nor too immaterial. "John Flak,
+of 45 Paradise Buildings, Paradise Street, Drury Lane, has met with
+fatal accident, and earnestly desires to see you on important business,"
+was the form it took. He had sufficient stamps in his pocket for the
+payment, and to these he added another for a receipt.
+
+"You can read?" he asked, returning to her.
+
+"Yehs!" she replied with her curious accent of lofty scorn at so
+ingenuous a question. "I read all the murders and sewercides to Blind
+Mike every Sunday morning."
+
+"Well, go as fast as you can to the post office in Fleet Street, and
+give them this paper where you see 'Telegrams' written up. Then wait for
+another piece of paper which they will give you, and bring it back to
+me. Here is sixpence for you now, and you shall have another shilling
+when you come back." He was making it more profitable for her to be
+honest than to be dishonest, which is perhaps the safest way in an
+emergency.
+
+It was nearly ten o'clock when he looked at his watch on her departure;
+it was not ten minutes past when she returned. She was panting but
+exultant, and watched his face for commendation as she gave him the
+receipt, as a probationary imp might watch the face of the Prince of
+Darkness on bringing in his first human soul. One boot she had dropped
+in her wild career, but so far from stopping to look for it, she had
+thrown away the other then as useless.
+
+Leaving the ghoul-child seated on the coal to thrill delightfully at
+every unknown sound, Hampden returned to the bedside. Much of the first,
+the absolutely cold horror of the situation, was gone. He judged it
+better not to allow too long an interval of silence in which that dim
+consciousness might slip back into the outer space of trackless
+darkness. Now that he knew what to expect it was not very unlike
+speaking to one who slept and held converse in his sleep.
+
+"I have sent for Mr Tubes, but, making due allowance, he can scarcely
+get here in less than an hour," he said. "If in the meantime there is
+anything that you wish to tell me, to make doubly sure, it will be
+received as a most sacred confidence."
+
+There was a longer pause than any before, so long that the watcher by
+the bedside was preparing to speak again; then the lips slowly opened,
+and the same full, substantial voice made reply.
+
+"I will wait. But he must be quick--quick!"
+
+The words seemed to disclose a fear, but there was no outward sign of
+failing power. Hampden ventured on another point.
+
+"Are you in pain?" he asked.
+
+The reply came more quickly this time, and, perhaps because he was
+looking for some such indication, the listener fancied that he caught
+the faintest stumbling, a little blurring of the outline here and there.
+
+"No, I am in no pain. But I have a terrible anxiety that weighs me
+down."
+
+There was nothing to be gained by further questioning. Sir John returned
+to the other room. The fire was low and the grate choked with ashes; he
+had begun to replenish it when a curious sound startled him. He only
+heard it between the raspings of the poker as he raked the ashes out,
+but it was not to be mistaken. It was the sharp, dry, clock-like
+whirring that had been the first indication of life and speech beyond
+the bedroom door more than an hour before.
+
+A board creaked behind him, and he turned with an exclamation to see the
+dreadful child standing in the middle of the room. Barefooted, she had
+slipped noiselessly in from the hall at the first tremor of that unusual
+sound, and now, with her dilated eyes fixed fearfully on the door, her
+shrinking form bent forward, she slowly crept nearer step by step. Her
+face quivered with terror, her whole body shook, but she went on as
+surely as though a magnet drew her.
+
+"What are you doing?" cried Hampden sharply. "Why did you not stay where
+I told you?"
+
+She turned her face, but not her eyes, towards him. "Yer heard it,
+didn't yer?" she whispered. "Ain't that what they call the death-rattle
+what comes?"
+
+He took her by the shoulder and swung her impatiently round. "Go back,
+you imp," he commanded. "Back and stay there, or you shall go out."
+
+She crept back, looking fearfully over her shoulder all the way.
+Something else was happening to engage Hampden's attention. In the next
+room the man was speaking, speaking spontaneously, as he had done once
+before, but beyond all doubt the voice was weaker now. The momentary
+interruption of the child's presence had drowned the first part of the
+sentence, but Hampden caught a word that strung up every faculty he
+possessed--"League."
+
+"----League will then suddenly issue a notice to all its members,
+putting an embargo--a boycott, if you will--on----"
+
+The voice trailed off, and, although he sprang to the door, Sir John
+could not distinguish another word. But that fragment alone was
+sufficiently startling. To the President of the Unity League it could
+only have one meaning; for it was true! Some--how much?--of their plan
+lay open. And to how many was it known? The terrible anxiety of this
+poor, battered wreck, unconsciously loyal to his class in death, to give
+the warning before he passed away, seemed to indicate that nothing but
+the frayed thread of one existence stood in the League's path yet.
+
+Was there anything to be done? That was Hampden's first thought. There
+was plainly one thing: to learn, if possible, before Mr Tubes's arrival,
+how much was known.
+
+Nothing was changed; only the death-watch ticked again. He leaned over
+the bed in his eagerness, and, stilling the throbbing excitement of his
+blood, tried to speak in a tone of commonplace indifference.
+
+"Yes, continue."
+
+There was no response.
+
+"Repeat the sentence," he commanded, concentrating his voice in his
+desperation, and endeavouring by mere force of will to impose its
+authority on the indefinite consciousness.
+
+Just as well might he have commanded the man to get up and walk.
+
+Had that last elusive thread that held him to mortality been broken?
+Hampden bent still lower. The pallid face was no more pallid than
+before, but before it could scarcely have been more death-like. The
+acutest test could not have found a trace of breath. He put together the
+gradual failing of the voice that little more than an hour ago had been
+as full and vigorous as his own, the unfinished sentence, the
+silence----
+
+Suddenly he straightened himself by the bedside with a sense of guilt
+that struck him like a blow. What was he thinking--hoping? Who was
+he--Sir John Hampden, President of the Unity League? Not in that room!
+The man who watched by the bedside stood there even as the humblest
+servant of the Order of St. Martin, pledged while in that service to
+succour in "trouble, sorrow, need, sickness, or any other adversity."
+
+It did not occur to him to debate the point. His way seemed very
+straight and clear. His plain duty to the dying man was to try by every
+means in his power to carry out his one overwhelming desire. Its
+successful accomplishment might aim a more formidable blow at his own
+ambition than almost anything else that could happen. It could not ward
+off the attack upon which the League was now concentrating--nothing
+could do that--but an intimate knowledge of the details of that scheme
+of retaliation might act in a hundred adverse ways. Hampden did not stop
+to consider what might happen on the one side and on the other. A
+thousand years of argument and sophistries could not alter the one great
+fact of his present duty. He had a very simple conscience, and he
+followed it.
+
+If he could have speeded Mr Tubes's arrival he would have done so now.
+He went into the hall to listen. The street child was still there,
+sitting on the coal, as sharp-eyed and wakefully alert as ever. He had
+forgotten her.
+
+"Come, little imp," he said kindly, "I ought to have packed you off long
+ago." It was, in point of fact, nearly eleven o'clock.
+
+"Ain't doin' no aharm to the coal," she muttered.
+
+"That's not the question. You ought to have been at home and in bed by
+this time of night."
+
+She looked up at him sharply with a suspicion that such innocence in a
+grown-up man could not be unassumed.
+
+"Ain't got no bed," she said contemptuously. "Ain't got no 'ome."
+
+A sentence rang through his mind: "The birds of the air have nests."
+
+"Where do you sleep?" he asked.
+
+"Anywhere," she replied.
+
+"And how do you live?"
+
+"Anyhow."
+
+The lowest depths of human poverty had not been abolished by Act of
+Parliament after all.
+
+A knock at the door interrupted the reflection. The child had already
+heard the step and sought to efface herself in the darkest corner.
+
+Hampden had not noticed the significance of the knock. He opened the
+door, prepared to admit the Home Secretary. So thoroughly had he
+dissociated his own personality from the issue, that he felt the keenest
+interest that the man should arrive before it was too late. He opened
+the door to admit him, and experienced an actual pang of disappointment
+when he saw who stood outside.
+
+He had sent a telegram instead. Whatever the telegram said did not
+matter very much. Hampden instinctively guessed that he was not coming
+then--was not on his way. Anything less than that would be too late.
+
+He took the orange envelope and opened it beneath the flaring gas that
+piped and whistled at the stairhead.
+
+"There is no reply," he said quietly, folding the paper slowly and
+putting it away in his pocket-book. Were it not that the gain to Hampden
+of the League was so immense one might have thought, to see him at that
+moment, that he felt ashamed of something in life.
+
+Members of Parliament had every department of the postal system freely
+at their service. The statement may not be out of place, for this was
+what the telegram contained:
+
+ "Deeply regret to hear of Comrade Flak's accident, and will
+ have it fully enquired into. Was it while he was engaged at
+ work? Cannot, however, recall any business upon which he could
+ wish to see me. Probably a mental hallucination caused by
+ shock. Have been terribly busy all day, and am engaged at this
+ moment with important State papers which _must_ be finished
+ before I go to bed. If it is thought desirable I will, on
+ receiving another wire, come first thing in the morning, but
+ before deciding to take this course I beg you to consider
+ incessant calls made on my time. Let everything possible be
+ done for the poor fellow.
+
+ "JAMES TUBES."
+
+The burden of failure pressed on Hampden as he walked slowly to the
+bedroom. In that environment of death his own gain did not touch him at
+all, so completely had he succeeded in eliminating for the time every
+consideration except an almost fanatical sense of duty to the articles
+of the Order. It would be better, he felt, if the shadowy consciousness
+that hovered around the bed could have sunk finally into its eternal
+sleep, without suffering the pang of being recalled only to hear _this_,
+but something in the atmosphere of the room, a brooding tension of
+expectancy that seemed to quicken in the silence, warned him that this
+was not to be.
+
+"A reply has been received from Mr Tubes in answer to our telegram."
+
+"He is here?" There was no delay this time; there was an intense
+eagerness that for a brief minute overcame the growing weakness.
+
+"No. He cannot come. He regrets, but he is engaged on matters of
+national importance."
+
+Silence. Painful silence. In it Hampden seemed to share the cruel
+frustration of so great a hope deferred.
+
+"There is this," he continued, more for the sake of making any
+suggestion than from a belief in its practicability; "I might go and
+compel him to come. If he understood the urgency----"
+
+"It is too late.... A little time ago there was a thin white mist; now
+it is a solid wall of dense rolling fog. It is nearer--relentless,
+unevadable...."
+
+"I can still write down what you have to say. Consider, it is the only
+hope."
+
+"I cannot judge.... I had a settled conviction that no other ear....
+Stay, quick; there are the notes! Incomplete, but they will put him on
+the track.... Swear, swear that you will place them in his hand unread."
+
+"I swear to do as you ask me. Go on quickly."
+
+"To-night, now. Do not ... do not let ... do not wait...."
+
+"Yes, yes. But the notes? Where are they? How am I to know them?" The
+voice was growing very thin and faltering, weaker with every word. The
+disappointment had sapped all its failing strength at a single blow.
+
+"The notes ... yes. You will explain.... The black wall ... how it
+towers!..." He was whispering inaudibly.
+
+Hampden leaned over the dying man in a final effort.
+
+"Flak!" he cried, "the notes on the Unity League! Where are they?
+Speak!"
+
+"The envelope"--he caught a breath of sound--"... coat lining.... _I
+must go_!"
+
+Twenty minutes later Sir John picked up his motor brougham in New Oxford
+Street. He had telephoned immediately on leaving Paradise Buildings for
+it to start out at once and wait for him near Mudie's corner. In
+Paradise Street he had seen a bacchanalian group surrounding "Mrs Flak,"
+high priestess, who chanted a song in praise of home and the domestic
+virtues. It was at this point that he missed the ghoul-child from his
+side.
+
+A south-east wind was carrying the midnight boom of the great clock at
+Westminster as far as Kilburn when he turned out of the High Road, and
+the little clocks around had taken up the chorus, like small dogs
+envious of the baying of a hound, as he stopped before the Home
+Secretary's house.
+
+There was a light still burning in a room on the ground floor, and it
+was Mr Tubes himself who came to the door.
+
+"I have to place in your hands an envelope of papers entrusted to me by
+a man called Flak who died in Paradise Street an hour ago," said
+Hampden, and with the act he brought his night of duty as a faithful
+servant of his Order to an end.
+
+"Oh, that's you," said Mr Tubes, peering out into the darkness. "I had a
+wire about it. So the poor man is dead?"
+
+"Yes," replied Hampden a shade drily. "The poor man is dead."
+
+Mr Tubes fancied that he saw the lamps of a cab beyond his garden gate,
+and he wondered whether he was being expected to offer to pay the fare.
+
+"Well, it's very good of you to take the trouble, though, between
+ourselves, I hardly imagine that the papers are likely to be of any
+importance," he remarked. "Now may I ask who I am indebted to?"
+
+Hampden had already turned to go. He recognised that in the strife which
+he was about to precipitate, the man who stood there would be his
+natural antagonist, and he regretted that he could not find it in his
+nature to like him any better than he did.
+
+"What I have done, I have done as a servant of the Order of St Martin,"
+he replied. "What I am about to do," he added, "I shall do as Sir John
+Hampden."
+
+And leaving Mr Tubes standing on the doorstep in vast surprise, the
+electric carriage turned its head-lights to the south again.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+BY TELESCRIBE
+
+
+What Sir John Hampden was "about to do" he had decided in the course of
+the outward journey.
+
+There was nothing in his actions, past or prospective, that struck him
+as illogical. He would have said, indeed, that they were the only
+possible outcome of the circumstance.
+
+For the last four hours, as the nameless emissary of the Order to whose
+discipline he bound himself, he had merged every other feeling in his
+duty to the dying man and in the fulfilment of a death-bed charge.
+
+That was over; now, as the President of the Unity
+
+League, he was on his way to try by every means in his power to minimise
+the effect of what he had done; to anticipate and counteract the value
+of the warning he had so scrupulously conveyed.
+
+It was a fantastic predicament. He had sat for perhaps half an hour with
+the unsealed envelope in his pocket, and no eye had been upon him. He
+had declared passionately, year after year, that class and class were
+now at war, that the time for courteous retaliation was long since past,
+that social martial law had been proclaimed. Yet as he drove back to
+Trafalgar Chambers he would have given a considerable sum of money--the
+League being not ill provided, say fifty thousand pounds--to know the
+extent of those notes.
+
+When he reached the offices it was almost half-past twelve. Salt would
+be flying northward as fast as steam could take him, and for the next
+two hours at least, cut off from the possibility of any communication.
+The burden of decision lay on Hampden alone.
+
+He had already made it. Within an hour he would have pledged the League
+to a line of policy from which there was no retreat. Before another day
+had passed the Government could recall the little band of secret service
+agents and consign their reports to the wastepaper basket. Every one
+would know everything. Everything? He smiled until the remembrance of
+that cheap frayed envelope in Mr Tubes's possession drove the smile
+away.
+
+Next to his own office stood the instrument room. Here, behind double
+doors that deadened every sound, were ranged the telephones, the tape
+machines, the Fessenden-d'Arco installation, and that most modern
+development of wireless telegraphy which had come just in time to save
+the over-burdened postal system from chronic congestion, the telescribe.
+
+Hampden had not appeared to move hurriedly, but it was just seventeen
+seconds after he had sent his brougham roving eastward that he stood
+before the telephone.
+
+"1432 St Paul's, please."
+
+There was a sound as of rushing water and crackling underwood. Then the
+wire seemed to clear itself like a swimmer rising from the sea, and a
+quiet, far-away voice was whispering in his ear: "Yes, I'm Lidiat."
+
+"I am at Trafalgar Chambers," said Hampden, after giving his name. "I
+want you to drop _anything_ you are on and come here. If my motor is not
+waiting for you at the corner of Chancery Lane, you will meet it along
+the Strand."
+
+At the other end of the wire, Lidiat--the man who possessed the sixth
+code typewriter--looked rather blankly at his pipe, at the little silver
+carriage clock ticking on the mantelpiece, at the fluted white-ware
+coffee set, and at his crowded desk. Then, concluding that if the
+President of the Unity League sent a message of that kind after midnight
+and immediately rang off again he must have a good reason for it, he
+locked up his room as it stood, took up a few articles promiscuously
+from the rack in the hall, and walked out under the antique archway into
+Fleet Street.
+
+In the meantime the Exchange was being urged to make another attempt to
+get on with "2743 Vincent," this time with success.
+
+"Mr Salt is not 'ere, I repeat, sir," an indignant voice was protesting.
+"He is out of town."
+
+"Yes, yes, Dobson, I know," replied "St James's." "I am Sir John
+Hampden. What train did your master go by?"
+
+"Beg pardon, sir," apologised "Vincent." "Didn't recognise your voice at
+first, Sir John. The wires here is 'issing 'orrible to-night. He went by
+the 10 o'clock from the Great Central, and told me to meet the 10.40
+Midland to-morrow morning."
+
+"He did actually go by the 10 train?"
+
+"I 'anded him the despatch case through the carriage window not five
+minutes before the whistle went. He was sitting with his----"
+
+"Thank you, Dobson. That's all I wanted to know. Sorry if you had to get
+up. Good night," and Sir John cut off a volume of amiable verbosity as
+he heard the bell of his Launceston ring in the street below.
+
+"Fellow watching your place," said Lidiat, jerking his head in the
+direction of a doorway nearly opposite, as Hampden admitted him. Had he
+himself been the object of the watcher's attention it would have been
+less remarkable, for had not the time and the place been London after
+midnight, Lidiat's appearance must have been pronounced bizarre.
+Reasonable enough on all other points he had a fixed conviction that it
+was impossible for him to work after twelve o'clock at night unless he
+wore a red silk skull cap, flannels, and yellow Moorish slippers. Into
+this æsthetic costume he had changed half an hour before Hampden rang
+him up, and in it, with the addition of a very short overcoat and a silk
+hat that displayed an inch of red beneath the brim, he now stepped from
+the brougham, a large, bovine-looking man, perfectly bald, and still
+clinging to his pipe.
+
+Hampden laughed contemptuously as he glanced across the street.
+
+"They have put on half a dozen private enquiry men lately," he
+explained. "They are used to divorce, and their sole idea of the case
+seems to be summed up in the one stock phrase, 'watching the house.'
+Possibly they expect to see us through the windows, making bombs. Why
+don't they watch Paris instead? Egyptian Three Per Cents. have gone up
+75 francs in the last fortnight, all from there, and for no obvious
+reason."
+
+Lidiat nodded weightily. "We stopped too much comment," he said. "Lift
+off?"
+
+"There are only two short flights," apologised Hampden. "Yes; I saw that
+even the financial papers dismissed it as a 'Pied Piper rise.' Here we
+are."
+
+They had not lingered as they talked, although the journalist ranked
+physical haste and bodily exertion--as typified by flights of
+stairs--among the forbidden things of life.
+
+Hampden had brought him to the instrument room. In view of what he was
+asking of Lidiat, some explanation was necessary, but he put it into the
+narrowest possible form. It was framed not on persuasiveness but
+necessity.
+
+"Salt is away, something has happened, and we have to move a week before
+we had calculated."
+
+Lidiat nodded. He accepted the necessity as proved; explanation would
+have taken time. His training and occupation made him chary of
+encouraging two words when one would do, between midnight and the hour
+when the newspapers are "closed up" and the rotaries begin to move.
+
+"I should like," continued Hampden, "in to-day's issue of every morning
+paper a leader, two six-inch items of news, one home one foreign, and a
+single column six-inch advertisement set in the middle of a full white
+page."
+
+Lidiat had taken off his hat and overcoat and placed them neatly on a
+chair. It occurred to him as a fair omen that Providence had dealt
+kindly with him in not giving him any opportunity of changing his
+clothes. He now took out his watch and hung it on a projecting stud of
+the telephone box.
+
+"Yes, and the minimum?" He did not think, as a lesser man with equal
+knowledge of Fleet Street might have done, that Hampden had gone mad. He
+knew that conventionally such a programme was impossible, but he had
+known of impossible things being done, and in any case he understood by
+the emphasis that this was what Hampden would have done under freer
+circumstances.
+
+"That is what I leave to you. The paragraphs and comment at some length
+I shall look for. The provinces are out of the question, I suppose? The
+eight leading London dailies _must_ be dealt with."
+
+"You give me _carte blanche_, of course--financially?"
+
+"Absolutely, absolutely. Guarantee everything to them. Let them arrange
+for special trains at all the termini. Let them take over all the
+garages, motor companies, and cab yards in London as going concerns for
+twelve hours. They will all be in it except _The Tocsin_ and _The
+Masses_. We can deal with the distributing houses later. You see the
+three points? It is the patriotic thing to do at any cost; they can have
+anything they like to make up time; and it is absolutely essential."
+
+"Yes," said Lidiat; "and the matter?"
+
+Hampden had already taken a pencilled sheet of paper from his pocket. He
+had written it on his way up to Kilburn. He now handed it to the
+journalist.
+
+"Between four and five o'clock that will be telescribed over the entire
+system," he explained. "Those who are not on the call will see it in the
+papers or hear from others. Every one will know before to-night."
+
+He watched Lidiat sharply as he read the statement. Apart from the two
+principals, he was the first man in England to receive the confidence,
+and Sir John had a curiosity, not wholly idle, to see how it would
+strike him. But Lidiat was not, to use an obsolete phrase, "the man in
+the street." He absorbed the essence of the manifesto with a trained,
+practical grasp, and then held out his hand for the other paper, while
+his large, glabrous face remained merely vacant in its expression.
+
+The next paper was a foreign telegram in cipher, and as Lidiat read the
+decoded version that was pinned to it, the baronet saw, or fancied that
+he saw, the flicker of a keener light come into his eyes and such a
+transient wave across his face, as might, in a man of impulse, indicate
+enthusiasm or appreciation.
+
+"Are there to be any more of these--presently?" was all he said.
+
+"I think that I might authorise you to say that there will be others to
+publish, as the moment seems most propitious."
+
+"Very good. I will use the instruments now."
+
+"There is one more point," said Hampden, writing a few short lines on a
+slip of paper, "that it might be desirable to make public now."
+
+Lidiat took the paper. This was what he read:
+
+ "_You are at liberty to state definitely that the membership of
+ the Unity League now exceeds five million persons._"
+
+There was a plentiful crop of grey hairs sown between Charing Cross and
+Ludgate Hill in the early hours of that summer morning. With his mouth
+to the telephone, Lidiat stirred up the purlieus of Fleet Street and the
+Strand until office after office, composing room after composing room,
+and foundry after foundry, all along the line, began to drone and hum
+resentfully, like an outraged apiary in the dead of night. When he once
+took up the wire he never put it down again until he had swept the
+"London Dailies: Morning" section of Sell and Mitchell from beginning to
+end. Those who wished to retort and temporise after he had done with
+them, had to fall back upon the telescribe--which involved the
+disadvantage to Fleet Street of having to write and coldly transmit the
+indignant messages that it would fain pour hot and blistering into its
+tormentor's ear. For two hours and a half by the watch beneath his eye
+he harrowed up all the most cherished journalistic traditions of the
+land, and from a small, box-like room a mile away, he controlled the
+reins of the Fourth Estate of an Empire--a large, fat, perspiring man of
+persuasive authority, and conscious of unlimited capital at his back.
+
+By the end of that time chaos had given place to order. _The Scythe_ had
+shown an amenable disposition with a readiness suggesting that it
+possibly knew more than it had told in the past. _The Ensign_ was won
+over by persuasion and the condition of the Navy, and _The Mailed Fist_
+was clubbed and bullied and cajoled with big names until it was dazed.
+For seven minutes Lidiat poured patriotism into the ear of _The
+Beacon's_ editor, and gold into the coffers of _The Beacon's_ manager,
+and then turned aside to win over _The Daily News-Letter_ by telling it
+what _The Daily Chronicler_ was doing, and the _Chronicler_ by reporting
+the _News-Letter's_ acquiescence. _The Morning Post Card_ remained
+obdurate for half an hour, and only capitulated after driving down and
+having an interview with Hampden. _The Great Daily_--well, for more than
+a year _The Great Daily_ had been the property and organ of the League,
+only no one had suspected it. The little _Illustrated Hour_, beset by
+the difficulty of half-tone blocks, and frantic at the thought of having
+to recast its plates and engage in the mysteries of "making ready" again
+after half its edition had been run off, was the last to submit. So long
+was it in making up its mind, that at last Lidiat sarcastically proposed
+an inset, and, taking the suggestion in all good faith, the _Illustrated
+Hour_ startled its sober patrons by bearing on its outside page a gummed
+leaflet containing a leaderette and two news paragraphs.
+
+So the list spun out. Lidiat did not touch the provinces, but sixteen
+London dailies, including some sporting and financial organs, marked the
+thoroughness of his work. At half-past three he finally hung up the
+receiver; and taking the brougham, rode like another Wellington over the
+field of his still palpitating Waterloo. His appearance, bovine and
+imperturbable despite the shameful incongruity of his garb when revealed
+in the tremulous and romantic dawn of a day and of an epoch, and further
+set off by the unimpeachable correctness of the equipage from which he
+alighted, was a thing that rankled in the minds of lingering compositors
+and commissionaires until their dying days.
+
+A few minutes after his departure Hampden returned to the telephone and
+desired to make the curious connection "1 Telescribe."
+
+"Who is there?" he asked, when "1 Telescribe" responded.
+
+The man at the other end explained that he was a clerk on the main
+platform of "1 Telescribe"--name of Firkin, if the fact was of
+Metropolitan interest.
+
+"Is Mr Woodbarrow there yet?"
+
+It appeared, with increased respect, that Mr Woodbarrow was in his own
+office and could be informed of the gentleman's name.
+
+"Please tell him that Sir John Hampden wishes to speak with him."
+
+In two minutes another voice filtered through the wire, a voice which
+Hampden recognised.
+
+"What are you running with now, Mr Woodbarrow?" he asked, when brief
+courtesies had been exchanged.
+
+Mr Woodbarrow made an enquiry, and was able to report that a 5 H.P.
+Tangye was supplying all the power they needed at that hour. Nothing was
+coming through, he explained, except a few press messages from America,
+a little business from Australia, and some early morning news from
+China.
+
+"I should be obliged if you would put on the two Westinghouses as soon
+as you can, and then let me know when you can clear the trunk lines for
+a minute. Within the next hour I want to send an 'open board' message."
+
+There was no response to this matter-of-fact request for an appreciable
+five seconds, but if ever silence through a telephone receiver conveyed
+an impression of blank amazement at the other end, it was achieved at
+that moment.
+
+"Do I rightly understand, Sir John," enquired Mr Woodbarrow at the end
+of those five seconds, "that you wish to repeat a message over the
+entire system?"
+
+"That is quite correct."
+
+"It will constitute a record."
+
+"An interesting occasion, then."
+
+"Have you calculated the fees, Sir John?"
+
+"No, I have not had the time. You will let me know when the power is
+up?"
+
+Mr Woodbarrow, only just beginning to realise fully the magnitude of the
+occasion and tingling with anticipation, promised to act with all
+possible speed, and going to his own room Sir John took up an agate pen
+and proceeded to write with special ink on prepared paper this
+encyclical despatch.
+
+A library of books had been written on the subject of the telescribe
+within two years of its advent, but a general description may be
+outlined untechnically in a page or two. It was, for the moment, the
+last word of wireless telegraphy. It was efficient, it was speedy, it
+was cheap, and it transmitted in facsimile. It had passed the stage of
+being wondered at and had reached that of being used. It was universal.
+It was universal, that is, not in the sense that tongues are universally
+in heads, for instance, but, to search for a parallel, as universal as
+letter-boxes are now on doors, book-cases in houses, or cuffs around
+men's wrists. There were, in point of number, about three millions on
+the index book.
+
+It was speedy because there was no call required, no intervention of a
+connecting office to wait for. That was purely automatic. Above the
+telescribe box in one's hall, study, or sitting-room, was a wooden panel
+studded with eight rows of small brass knobs, sixteen knobs in each row.
+These could be depressed or raised after the manner of an electric light
+stud, and a similar effect was produced: a connection was thereby made.
+
+All the country--England and Wales--was mapped out into sixteen primary
+divisions, oblong districts of equal size. The top row of brass knobs
+corresponded with these divisions, and by pulling down any knob the
+operator was automatically put into communication with that part of the
+system, through the medium of the huge central station that reared its
+trellised form, like an Eiffel Tower, above the hill at Harrow, and the
+subsidiary stations which stood each in the middle of its division.
+
+The second stage was reached by subdividing each primary division into
+sixteen oblong districts, and with these the second row of knobs
+corresponded. Six more times the subdividing process was repeated, and
+each subdivision had its corresponding row. The final division
+represented plots of ground so small that no house or cottage could
+escape location.
+
+Pulling down the corresponding studs on the eight rows instantly and
+automatically established the connection. The written communication
+could then be transmitted, and in the twinkling of an eye it was traced
+on a sheet of paper in the receiving box. There was no probability of
+the spaces all being occupied with telescribes for some years to come. A
+calculation will show that there was provision for a good many thousand
+million boxes, but only three million were fixed and attuned at this
+period.
+
+That, briefly, was the essential of the telescribe system. It was
+invaluable for most purposes, but not for all. Though speedier than the
+letter, it lacked its privacy when it reached its destination, and it
+also, in the eyes of many, lacked the sentimental touch, as from hand to
+hand, which a letter may convey. It carried no enclosures, of course,
+and, owing to the difficulties of ink and paper, printed matter could
+not be telescribed at all. It cost twice as much as a letter, but as
+this was spread in the proportion of three-quarters to the sender and
+one quarter to the receiver the additional cost was scarcely felt by
+either. Thus it came about that although the telescribe had diminished
+the volume of telegrams by ninety per cent., and had made it possible
+still to cope with a volume of ordinary postal correspondences which up
+to that time had threatened to swamp the department, it had actually
+superseded nothing.
+
+At four o'clock Mr Woodbarrow called up Sir John and reported that the
+two great engines were running smoothly, and that for three minutes the
+entire system would be closed against any message except his. In other
+words, while the "in" circuit was open to three million boxes, the "out"
+circuit was closed against all except one. It was not an absolutely
+necessary precaution, for overlapping telescripts "stored latent" until
+the way was clear, but it was not an occasion on which to hesitate about
+taking every safeguard.
+
+The momentous order was already written. Hampden opened the lid of a
+small flat box supported on the telescribe shelf by four vulcanite feet,
+put the paper carefully in, and closed the lid again. He had pulled down
+the eight rows of metal studs in anticipation of Woodbarrow's message,
+and there was only one more thing to do. A practical, unemotional man,
+and not unused, in an earlier decade, to controlling matters of national
+importance with energy and decision, he now stood with his hand above
+the fatal switch, not in any real doubt about his action, but with a
+kind of fascinated time-languor. A minute had already passed. To pull
+down the tiny lever and release it would not occupy a second. At what
+period of those three minutes should he do it? How long _dare_ he leave
+it? He caught himself wondering whether on the last second--and with an
+angry exclamation at the folly he pressed the lever home.
+
+There was no convulsion of nature; a little bell a foot away gave a
+single stroke, and that was all the indication that the President of the
+Unity League had passed the Rubicon and unmasked his battery.
+
+This was what he had written and scattered broadcast over the land:
+
+ "THE UNITY LEAGUE.
+
+ "The time has now arrived when it is necessary for the League
+ to take united action in order to safeguard the interests of
+ its members.
+
+ "In directing a course which may entail some inconvenience, but
+ can hardly, with ordinary foresight, result in real hardship,
+ your President reminds you of the oft-repeated warning that
+ such a demand would inevitably be made upon your sincerity. The
+ opportunity is now at hand for proving that as a class our
+ resource and endurance are not less than those of our
+ opponents.
+
+ "On or before the 22nd July, members of the League will cease
+ until further notice to purchase or to use coal in the form of
+ (_a_) Burning Coal (except such as may be already on their
+ premises), (_b_) Coke (with the exception as before), (_c_)
+ Gas, (_d_) Coal-produced electricity.
+
+ "The rule applies to all private houses, offices, clubs,
+ schools, and similar establishments; to all hotels,
+ restaurants, boarding-houses and lodging-houses, with the
+ exception (for the time) of necessary kitchen fires, which will
+ be made the subject of a special communication, to all
+ greenhouses and conservatories not used for the purposes of
+ trade; and to all shops, workshops, and similar buildings where
+ oil or other fuel or illuminant not produced or derived from
+ coal can be safely substituted.
+
+ "Members of the League who have no coal in stock, and who do
+ not possess facilities for introducing a substitute
+ immediately, are at liberty to procure sufficient to last for a
+ week. With this exception members are required to cancel all
+ orders at present placed for coal. The League will take all
+ responsibility and will defend all actions for breach of
+ contract.
+
+ "_Members of the League are earnestly requested to co-operate
+ in this line of action both as regards the letter and the
+ spirit of the rule._
+
+ "MEMBERS ARE EMPHATICALLY ASSURED THAT EVERY POSSIBLE
+ DEVELOPMENT OF THE CAMPAIGN HAS BEEN FULLY CONSIDERED DURING
+ THE PAST TWO YEARS, AND IT IS ADVANCED WITH ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE
+ THAT NOTHING UNFORESEEN CAN HAPPEN TO MAR ITS SUCCESSFUL
+ CONCLUSION.
+
+ "Nothing but the loyal co-operation of members is required to
+ ensure the triumph of those Principles of Government which the
+ League has always advocated, and a complete attainment of the
+ object for which the League came into existence.
+
+ "JOHN HAMPDEN, _President_.
+
+ "TRAFALGAR CHAMBERS,
+
+ "LONDON, 15^{_th_} _July_ 1918."
+
+In the past the world had seen very many strikes on the part of workers,
+not selfishly conceived in their essence, but bringing a great deal of
+poverty and misery in their train, and declared solely for the purpose
+of benefiting the strikers through the necessity of others. In the more
+recent past the world had seen employers combine and declare a few
+strikes (the word will serve a triple purpose) for just the same end and
+accompanied by precisely similar results. It was now the turn of the
+consumers to learn the strike lesson, the most powerful class of all,
+but the most heterogeneous to weld together. The object was the same but
+pursued under greater stress; the weapons would be similar but more
+destructive; the track of desolation would be there but wider, and the
+end----On that morning of the 15th of July the end lay beyond a very
+dim and distant shock of dust and turmoil that the eye of none could
+pierce.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+THE EFFECT OF THE BOMB
+
+
+Mr Strummery having finished his breakfast with the exception of a
+second glass of hot water, which constituted the amiable man's only
+beverage, took up his copy of _The Scythe_. He had already glanced
+through _The Tocsin_, in which he had a small proprietary interest, but
+he also subscribed to _The Scythe_, partly because it brought to his
+door a library which he found useful when he had to assume an intimate
+knowledge of a subject at a day's notice, partly because the crudely
+blatant note of _The Tocsin_ occasionally failed to strike a sympathetic
+cord.
+
+He had found that morning in his telescribe receiver the Trafalgar
+Chambers manifesto which had been flashed to friend and foe alike. He
+had read it with a frown; it savoured of impertinence that it should be
+sent to him. He finished it with a laugh, half-contemptuous,
+half-annoyed. He saw that it was a stupid move unless the League had
+abandoned all hope of forming the League-Labour alliance; in any case,
+it was a blow that stung but could not wound. All the chances were that
+nothing would come of it; _but_, if a million people did give up burning
+coal for say a month, if a million people _did_ that--well, it would be
+very inconvenient to themselves, but there would certainly be a good
+many tens of thousand pounds less wages paid out in districts that
+seemed to be far from satisfactory even as it was.
+
+_The Tocsin_ did not refer to the matter at all. Mr Strummery opened
+_The Scythe_, and was rather surprised to see, beneath five lines of
+heavy heading on the leader page, a full account of Sir John Hampden's
+sudden move. Instinctively his eye turned to the leader columns. As he
+had half expected there was a leader on the subject, not very long but
+wholly benedictory. In rather less measured phrases than the premier
+organ usually adopted and with other signs of haste, readers were urged
+to enter whole-heartedly into this development of bloodless civil war of
+which the impending Personal Property Act had been the first unmasked
+blow. He glanced on, not troubling about the views advanced until a
+casual statement drew a smothered exclamation from his lips. "An
+argument which will be used in a practical form by the five million
+adult members now on the books of the League--" ran the
+carelessly-dropped information. "It is a lie--a deliberately misleading
+lie," muttered the Premier angrily; but it was the truth. He read on.
+The article concluded: "In this connection the strong action taken by M.
+Gavard, as indicated in the telegrams from Paris which we print
+elsewhere, may be purely a coincidence, but it is curiously akin to
+those 'mathematical coincidences' that fall into their places in a
+well-planned campaign."
+
+Mr Strummery had no difficulty in finding the telegrams alluded to.
+Rushed through in frantic haste, the type had stood a hair's breadth
+higher than it should, and in the resulting blackness the words of the
+headlines leapt to meet his eye.
+
+ THE INDUSTRIAL WAR IN FRANCE
+
+ PROHIBITIVE TAX ON COAL
+
+ _From Our Special Correspondent_
+
+ PARIS _Wednesday Night._
+
+ "It is authoritatively stated that the industrial crisis which
+ has been existing in the north, and to some extent in the
+ Lyonnais districts, for the past six months is on the eve of a
+ settlement. Yesterday M. Gavard returned from S. Etienne, and
+ after seeing several of his colleagues and some leading members
+ of the Chamber of Commerce, left at once for Lens. Early this
+ morning he was met at the Maison du Peuple by deputations from
+ the Syndicate of Miners, the 'Broutchouteux,' the Association
+ of Mine Owners, the Valenciennes iron masters, and
+ representatives of some other industries.
+
+ "The proceedings were conducted in private, but it is
+ understood in well-informed circles here that in accordance
+ with the plenary powers conferred on him by the Chambers in
+ view of the critical situation, M. Gavard proposed to raise the
+ small existing tax on imported coal to an _ad valorem_ tax of
+ 55 p.c. The mine owners on their side will guarantee a minimum
+ wage of 8f. 15c., and commence working at once, reinstating all
+ men within a week of the imposing of the tax. The amalgamated
+ industries acquiesce to a general immediate advance of 1f.
+ 75_c._ per ton (metric) in the price of coal, and will start
+ running as soon as the first portion of their orders can be
+ filled.
+
+ "Troops are still being massed in the affected districts, but
+ after last Thursday's pitched battle a tone of sullen apathy is
+ generally preserved. There was, however, severe rioting at
+ Anzin this morning, and about 200 casualties are reported."
+
+
+ PARIS. _Later._
+
+ "The terms of settlement contained in my earlier message are
+ confirmed. They will remain in operation for a year. The tax
+ will come into force almost immediately, three days' grace
+ being allowed for vessels actually in French ports to unload.
+ In view of your Government's subsidy to English coal
+ exportation and its disastrous effects on French mining, and,
+ subsequently, on other industries, the imposition of the tax
+ will be received with approval in most quarters."
+
+As the Prime Minister reached the end of the paragraph he heard a
+vehicle stop at his door, followed by an attack on bell and knocker that
+caused Mrs Strummery no little indignation. It was Mr Tubes arriving,
+after indulging in the unusual luxury of a cab, and the next minute he
+was shown into his chief's presence. Both men unconsciously frowned
+somewhat as they met, but the ex-collier was infinitely the more
+disturbed of the two.
+
+"You got my 'script?" he asked, as they shook hands.
+
+"No; did you write?" replied Mr Strummery. "To tell the truth, this
+meddling piece of imbecility on Hampden's part, and his gross
+impertinence in sending it to me, put everything else out of my head for
+the moment. You have seen it?"
+
+"You wouldn't need to ask that if you'd passed a newspaper shop," said
+Mr Tubes grimly. "The newsbills are full of nothing else. 'COAL WAR
+PROCLAIMED,' 'HAMPDEN'S REPLY TO THE P.P. TAX,' 'UNITY LEAGUE
+MANIFESTO,' and a dozen more. I had private word of it last night, but
+too late to do anything. That's why I asked half a dozen of
+them--Vossit, Guppling, Chadwing, and one or two more--to meet me here
+at half-past nine. Happen a few others will drop in now."
+
+"Well, don't let them see that you think the world is coming to an end,"
+said the Premier caustically. "Nothing may come of it yet."
+
+"That's all very well, Strummery," said Mr Tubes, with rising anger.
+"All very well for you; you don't come from a Durham division. I shall
+have it from both sides. Twenty thousand howling constituents and six
+hundred raving members."
+
+"Let them rave. They know better than press it too far. As for the
+miners, if they have to lose by it we can easily make grants to put them
+right." A sudden thought struck him; he burst out laughing. "Well,
+Tubes," he exclaimed boisterously, "I can excuse myself, but I should
+have thought that a man who came from a Durham constituency would have
+seen _that_ before. Hampden must either be mad, or else he knows that
+his precious League won't stand very much. Don't you see? We are in the
+middle of summer now, and _for the next three months people will be
+burning hardly any coal at all_!"
+
+The Home Secretary jumped up and began to pace the room in seething
+impatience, before he could trust himself to speak.
+
+"Don't talk like that before the House with fifty practical men in it,
+for God's sake, Strummery," he exclaimed passionately. "Hampden couldn't
+well have contrived a more diabolical moment. Do you know what the
+conditions are? Well, listen. No one _is_ burning any coal, and so it
+will be no hardship for them to do without. But every one is on the
+point of filling his cellar at summer prices to last all through the
+winter. And Hampden's five million----"
+
+"I don't believe that," interposed the Premier hastily.
+
+"Well, I do--now," retorted his colleague bitterly. "His five million
+are the five million biggest users of domestic coal in the country. They
+use more than all the rest put together. And they all fill their cellars
+in the summer or autumn."
+
+"Then?" suggested Mr Strummery.
+
+"Then they won't now," replied Mr Tubes. "That's all. The next ten weeks
+are the busiest in the year, from the deepest working to the suburban
+coal-shoot. Go and take a look round if you want to see. Every waggon,
+every coal-yard, every railway siding, every pit-bank is chock-full,
+ready. Only the cellars are empty. If the cellars are going to remain
+empty, what happens?" He threw out his left hand passionately, with a
+vigorous gesture. It suggested laden coal carts, crowded yards,
+over-burdened railways, all flung a stage back on to the already
+congested pit-heads, and banking up coal like the waters of the divided
+Red Sea into a scene of indescribable confusion.
+
+The Prime Minister sat thinking moodily, while his visitor paced the
+room and bit his lips with unpleasant vehemence. In the blades of
+morning sun, as he crossed and recrossed the room, one saw that Mr
+Tubes, neither tall nor stout but large, loosely boned, loosely dressed
+and loosely groomed, had light blue eyes, strong yellow teeth which came
+prominently into view as he talked, and a spotted sallow complexion,
+which conveyed the unfortunate, and unjust, impression of being dirty.
+
+"We shall have to do something to carry them on till the winter, that's
+all," declared Mr Strummery at length. "There's no doubt that the
+Leaguers will have to use coal then."
+
+"It's no good thinking that we can settle it off-hand with a few
+thousand pounds of strike pay, Strummery," said the Home Secretary
+impatiently, "because we can't. You have to know the conditions to see
+how that is. If there's a strike, the article has to be supplied from
+somewhere else at more money, and every one except those who _want_ to
+strike keep on very much as before. But here, by God, they have us all
+along the line! Anything from fifty to a hundred thousand miners less
+required at one end, and anything from five to ten thousand coal carters
+at the other. And between? And dependent on each lot all through?" His
+ever-ready arm emphasised the situation by a comprehensive sweep.
+"You've heard say that coal is the life-blood of the country, happen?"
+he added. "Well, we're the heart."
+
+"What do you suggest, then?"
+
+"It's all a matter of money. If it can be done we must make up the
+difference; buy it, pay for it, and store it. There are the dockyards,
+the barracks, and we could open depôts here and in all the big towns. In
+that way we could spread it over as long a period as we liked. Then
+there's export. I think that has touched its limit for the time, but we
+might find it cheaper in the end to stimulate it more."
+
+"Yes; but what about this French business? Are you allowing for that in
+your estimate?"
+
+"What French business?"
+
+"The French tax," said the Premier impatiently, pointing to the open
+_Scythe_. "You've seen about it, haven't you?"
+
+He had not. He snatched up the paper, muttering as he read the first few
+lines that he had glanced through _The Tocsin_ before he came out, and
+that had been all. His voice became inaudible as he read on. When he had
+finished he was very pale. He flung the paper down and walked to the
+window, and stood there looking out without a word. The declaration of
+the coal war had filled him with smouldering rage; the Paris telegram
+had effectually chilled it. Before, he had felt anger; now he felt
+something that, expressed in words, was undistinguishable from fear.
+
+The men whom he had asked to meet him there were beginning to arrive.
+They had already heard Vossit and Chadwing pass upstairs talking. There
+was a step in the hall outside that could only belong to Tirrel. He had
+not been summoned, but, as Mr Tubes had anticipated, a few others were
+beginning to drop in. Guppling and two men whom he had met on the
+doorstep came in as Mr Tubes was finishing the Paris news.
+
+"It's not much good talking about it now," he said, turning from the
+window, "but if I had known of _this_, or even that the other would be
+out, I should have come here myself without bringing all these chaps
+down too. Not but what they'd have come, though. But when I wrote to
+them I'd just got the information, you understand, and it was thought
+that Hampden wouldn't be doing anything for a week at least."
+
+"He was too clever for you again?" said Strummery vindictively, as he
+rose to go upstairs.
+
+"So it seems," admitted Mr Tubes indifferently.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+THE LAST CHANCE AND THE COUNSEL OF EXPEDIENCE
+
+
+In the salon, where a month before they had drafted the outline of the
+Personal Property Bill, under the impression that government was a
+parlour game and Society a heap of spelicans, eight or nine men were
+already assembled. One or two sat apart, with ugly looks upon their
+faces. Mr Vossit was dividing his time between gazing up to the ceiling
+and making notes in a memorandum book as the points occurred to him. Sir
+Causter Kerr, Baronet of the United Kingdom, and Chevalier of the Order
+of the Golden Eagle, who in return for a thousand pounds a year
+permitted himself to be called First Lord of the Admiralty in a
+Socialist Government, was standing before a steel engraving with the
+title in German, "Defeat of the British at Majuba Hill, 27th February
+1881," but, judging from the slight sardonic grin on his thin features,
+he was thinking of something else. Sir Causter Kerr had assuredly not
+been invited to the meeting. The rest of the company stood together in
+one group, where they talked and laughed and looked towards the door
+from time to time, in expectation of their host's arrival.
+
+The talk and laughter dropped to a whisper and a smile as Mr Strummery
+entered and Mr Tubes followed, and with short greetings passed to their
+places at the table. The Prime Minister was popular, or he would not
+have held that position, but Mr Tubes was not. He was Home Secretary by
+virtue of the voice of the coal interest, so much the largest labour
+organisation in the country that if its wishes were ignored it could,
+like another body of miners in the past, very effectively demand to
+"know the reason why."
+
+"Well, Jim, owd lad," said Cecil Brown hilariously, taking advantage of
+the fact that formal proceedings had not yet commenced, "hast geete howd
+o' onny more cipher pappers, schuzheou?" Cecil Brown, it may be
+explained, held that he had the privilege of saying offensive things to
+his friends without being considered offensive, and as no one ever
+thought of calling him anything else but "Cecil Brown," he was probably
+right. Of the Colonial Office, he was in some elation at the moment that
+his usually despised Department was quite out of this imbroglio.
+
+"Ah, that was a very red, red herring, I'm more than thinking now," said
+Mr Guppling reflectively.
+
+"Certainly a salt fish, eh, Tirrel?" said Cecil Brown.
+
+Mr Strummery rapped sharply on the table with his knuckles, to indicate
+that the proceedings had better begin. A hard-working, conscientious
+man, he entirely missed the lighter side of life. He sometimes laughed,
+but in conversation his face never lit up with the ready, spontaneous
+smile; not because he was sad, but because he failed to see, not only
+the utility of a jest, but its point also. That conversational sauce
+which among friends who understand one another frequently takes the
+outer form of personal abuse, was to him merely flagrant insult.
+
+Mr Tubes leaned across and spoke to his chief; and looking down the
+table the Premier allowed his gaze to rest enquiringly on Sir Causter
+Kerr.
+
+A man who _had_ been invited jumped up. "I called on Comrade Kerr on my
+way here and took the liberty of asking him to come, because I thought
+that we might like to know something of the condition of the navy," he
+explained.
+
+"For what purpose?" enquired Mr Strummery smoothly.
+
+"Because," he replied, flaring up suddenly with anger, "because I regard
+this damned French tax, without a word of notice to us or our
+representative, as nothing more or less than a _casus belli_."
+
+The proceedings had begun.
+
+"Case of tinned rabbits!" contemptuously retorted a Mr Bilch, sitting
+opposite. "What d'yer think you're going to do if it is? Why, my infant,
+the French fleet would knock you and your _belli_ into a packing _casus_
+in about ten minutes if you tried it on. You'll have to stomach that
+_casus belli_, and as many more as they care to send you."
+
+Mr Bilch was a new man, and was spoken of as a great acquisition to his
+party, though confessedly uncertain in his views and frequently
+illogical in his ground. His strength lay in the "happy turns" with
+which his speech was redolent, and his splendid invulnerability to
+argument, reason, or fact. He had formerly been a rag-sorter, and would
+doubtless have remained inarticulate and unknown had he not one day
+smoothed out a sheet of _The Tocsin_ from the bin before him as he ate
+his dinner. A fully reported speech was therein described as perhaps the
+greatest oratorical masterpiece ever delivered outside Hyde Park. Mr
+Bilch read the speech, and modestly fancied that he could do as well
+himself. From that moment he never looked back, and although he was
+still a plain member he had forced his way by sheer merit into the
+circle of the Council Chamber.
+
+"It is against our principles to consider that contingency," interposed
+the Premier; "and in any case it is premature to talk of war when the
+courts of arbitration----"
+
+"That's right enough," interrupted the man who had first spoken of war,
+"and when it was a matter of fighting to grab someone else's land to
+fatten up a gang of Stock Exchange Hebrews, I was with you through thick
+and thin, but this is different. The very livelihood of our people is
+aimed at. I've nothing to say against the Hague in theory, but when you
+remember that we've never had a single decision given in our favour it's
+too important to risk to that. But why France should have done this, in
+this way and just at this moment, is beyond me."
+
+Yet it was not difficult to imagine. When many English manufactories
+were closed down altogether, or removed abroad because the conditions at
+home were too exacting for them, less coal was required in England. Less
+coal meant fewer colliers employed, and this touched the Government most
+keenly. The same amount of coal _must_ be dug, especially as the
+operation of the Eight Hours Act had largely increased the number of
+those dependent on the mines; therefore more must be exported. The coal
+tax had long since gone; a substantial bounty was now offered on every
+ton shipped out of the country. It made a brave show. Never were such
+piping times known from Kirkcaldy to Cardiff. English coal could be shot
+down in Rouen, Nantes, or Bordeaux, even in Lille and Limoges, at a
+price that defied home competition. Prices fell; French colliery
+proprietors reduced wages; French miners came out on strike--a general
+strike--and for the time being French collieries ceased to have any
+practical existence. But France was requiring a million tons of coal a
+week, and having done the mischief, England could only, at the moment,
+let her have a quarter of a million a week, while German and Belgian
+coal had been knocked out of the competition and diverted elsewhere. The
+great industries had to cease working; chaos, civil war and anarchy
+began to reign....
+
+"Why France should have done this is beyond me."
+
+There was another reason, deeper. It was a commonplace that England had
+been cordially hated in turn by every nation in and out of Europe, but
+with all that there was no responsible nation in or out of Europe that
+dare contemplate a weak, a dying, England. France looked at the map of
+Europe, and the thought of the German Eagle flying over Dover Castle and
+German navies patrolling the seas from Land's End to The Skawe haunted
+her dreams. Russia wanted nothing in the world so much as another Thirty
+Years' Peace. Spain had more to lose than to gain; Italy had much to
+lose and nothing at all to gain. All the little independent states and
+nations remembered the Treaties of Vienna and Berlin, and trembled at
+the thought of what might happen now. Germany alone might have had
+visions, but Germany had a nightmare too, and when the man who ruled her
+councils with a strong if tortuous policy saw wave after wave of the
+infectious triumph of Socialism reach his own shores, he recognised that
+England's weakness was more hostile to his ambitions than England's
+strength.
+
+No one wanted two Turkeys in Europe.
+
+"I don't see why we shouldn't make a naval demonstration, at all
+events," some one suggested hopefully. "That used to be enough, and the
+French Government must have plenty to look after at home."
+
+"Naval demonstration be boiled!" exclaimed Mr Bilch forcibly. "Send your
+little Willie to Hamley's for a tin steamer, and let him push it off
+Ramsgate sands if you want a naval demonstration, comrade. But don't
+show the Union Jack inside the three-mile limit on the other side of the
+Channel, or you'll have something so hot drop on your hands that you
+won't be able to lick it off fast enough."
+
+"I fail to see that," said Mr Vossit. "Heaven forbid that I should raise
+my voice in favour of bloodshed, but if it were necessary for
+self-preservation our navy is at least equal to that of any other
+power."
+
+"Is it?" retorted Mr Bilch, with so heavily-laden an expression of
+contemptuous derision on his face that it seemed as though he might be
+able to take it off, like a mask, and hang it on some one else. "Is it?
+Oh, it is, is it? Well, ask that man there. Ask him, is all I say.
+Simply ask _him_." His contorted face was thrust half-way across the
+table towards Mr Vossit, while his rigid arm with extended forefinger
+was understood to indicate Sir Causter Kerr.
+
+"As the subject has been raised, perhaps the First Lord of the Admiralty
+will reassure us on that point," said the Premier.
+
+"Dear, dear, no," replied Causter Kerr blandly. "We couldn't carry it
+through, Premier. You must not think of going to extremes."
+
+There was a moody silence in which men looked angrily at Kerr and at one
+another.
+
+"Are we to understand that the navy is _not_ equal to that of any other
+power?" demanded Mr Vossit.
+
+"On paper, yes, comrade," replied Kerr, with a pitying little smile,
+"but on deep water, where battles are usually fought, no. It is a
+curious paradox that in order to be equal to any other single power
+England must be really very much stronger. I should also explain that
+from motives of economy no battleships have been launched or laid
+down during the last three years, and only four cruisers of
+questionable armament. Then as regards gunnery. From motives of
+economy actual practice is never carried out now, but the championship,
+dating from last year, lies at present with the armoured cruiser
+_Radium_:--stationary regulation target, 1-1/2 miles distant, speed 4
+knots, quarter charges, 3 hits out of 27 shots. As regards effective
+range----"
+
+"Tell them this," struck in Mr Bilch, "they'll understand it better.
+Tell them that the _Intrepidy_ could sail round and round the Channel
+Fleet and bloody well throw her shells over the moon and down on to
+their decks without ever once coming into range. Tell them that."
+
+"The picture so graphically drawn by Comrade Bilch is substantially
+correct," corroborated Sir Causter Kerr. "The _Intrépide_, together with
+three other battleships of her class, has an effective range of between
+four and five thousand yards more than that of any English ship.... But
+you have been told all this so often, comrades, that I fear it cannot
+interest you." Sir Causter was having his revenge for two years of
+subservience at a thousand pounds a year.
+
+"Then perhaps you will tell us, as First Lord of the Admiralty--the job
+you are paid for doing--what you imagine the navy is kept up for?"
+demanded a comrade with fierce resentment.
+
+"As far as I have been encouraged to believe, in that capacity," replied
+Kerr with easy insolence, "I imagine that its duties consist nowadays in
+patrolling the lobster-pots, and in amusing the visitors on the various
+seaside promenades by turning the searchlights on."
+
+"We won't ask you to remain any longer," said the Premier.
+
+Sir Causter Kerr rose leisurely. "Good morning, comrades," he remarked
+punctiliously, and going home wrote out his resignation, "from motives
+of patriotism," and sent a copy of the letter to all the papers.
+
+A man who had been standing by the door listening to the conversation
+now came forward with a copy of an early special edition of the _Pall
+Mall Gazette_ in his hand.
+
+"You needn't sweat yourselves about being equal to a single power or
+not," he remarked with an unpleasant laugh. "Look at the 'fudge' there."
+And he threw the paper on the table, as though he washed his hands of it
+and many other things.
+
+Mr Bilch secured it, and turning to the space which is left blank for
+the inclusion of news received up to the very moment of going to press,
+he read aloud the single item it contained.
+
+ COAL WAR
+
+ BERLIN, _Thursday Morning_.
+
+ "The action which France is reported to have taken had for some
+ time been anticipated here. On all sides there is the opinion,
+ amounting to conviction, that Germany must at once call into
+ operation the power lying dormant in the Penalising Tariff and
+ impose a tax on imported coal. It is agreed that otherwise, in
+ her frantic endeavours to restore the balance of her export
+ trade, England would flood this country with cheap coal and
+ precipitate a state of things similar to that from which France
+ is just emerging.
+
+ "Emphasis is laid on the fact that such a measure will be
+ self-protective and in no way aggressive. It is not anticipated
+ that the tax will exceed 2 mks. 50 pf., or at the most 3 mks.
+ per ton."
+
+"Export value, eight and elevenpence," murmured a late arrival, one of
+the fifty practical men in the House. "Yes, I imagine that two marks
+fifty will just about knock the bottom out."
+
+"Is there nothing we can offer them in exchange?" demanded some one.
+"Nothing we can hit them back with?"
+
+Cecil Brown, who was suspected of heterodoxy on this one point,
+crystallised the tariff question into three words.
+
+"Nothing but tears," he replied.
+
+"If there's one thing that fairly makes me hot it's the way we always
+have to wait for some one else to tell us what's going on," said the
+comrade who had brought in the _Pall Mall Gazette_, looking across at
+the Foreign Office Under-Secretary resentfully. "A fellow in Holborn
+here pokes the paper under my nose and asks me what we're going to do
+about it, and there I don't even know what is being done at us. What I
+want to know is, what our ambassadors and Foreign Office think they're
+there for. It's always the same, and then there'll be the questions in
+Parliament, and we know nothing. Makes us look like a set of kiddin'
+amateurs."
+
+The fact had been noticed. Former governments had not infrequently
+earned the title in one or two departments. Later governments had
+qualified for it in every department. The reason lay on the surface; the
+members of those parliaments and the men who sent them were themselves
+bunglers and amateurs in their daily work and life. Except in the
+stereotyped product of machinery, accuracy was scarcely known. The man
+who had built a house in England at that period, the man who had had a
+rabbit-hutch built to order, the man who had stipulated for one article
+to be made _exactly_ like a copy, the man who had been so unfortunate as
+to require "the plumbers in," the man who had to do with labour in any
+shape or form, the man who had been "faithfully" promised delivery or
+completion by a certain stated time, the woman who shopped, the person
+who merely existed with open eyes, could all testify out of experiences,
+some heartrending, some annoying, some simply amusing, that precision
+and reliability scarcely existed among the lower grades of industry and
+commerce. It was a period of transition. The worker had cast off the
+love, the delicacy, the intelligence of the craftsman, and he had not
+yet attained to the unvarying skill of the automaton. In another century
+one man would only be able to fix throttle valve connections on to
+hot-water pipes, but his fixing of throttle valves would be a thing to
+dream about, while the initial letter A's of his brother, whose whole
+life would be devoted to engraving initial letter A's on brass
+dog-collar plates, would be as near unswerving perfection as mundane
+initials ever could be.
+
+"Makes us look like a set of tinkerin' amateurs."
+
+"One inference is plain enough," said Mr Guppling, smoothing over the
+suggestion. "These three things weren't going to happen all together of
+their own accord. There's a deep game somewhere, and seeing what's at
+stake our powers ought to be wide enough for us to put our hands on them
+and stop it."
+
+There was a murmur of approval. Having been taken by surprise, the idea
+of peremptorily "stopping it" was a peculiarly attractive one.
+
+But there were malcontents who were not to be appeased so easily, and a
+Comrade Pennefarthing, who had arrived in the meantime, raised an old
+cry in a new form.
+
+"I won't exactly say that we've been betrayed," he declared, glancing at
+the group of orthodox Ministers who sat together, "but game or no game I
+will say that we've been damned badly served with information."
+
+Comrade Tirrel stood up. He had not yet spoken at all, and he was
+accorded instant silence, for men were beginning to look to him. "It is
+now nearly eleven o'clock," he said in his quick, incisive tone, "and
+some of us have been here for upwards of an hour. We met to consider a
+situation. That situation still remains. May I ask that the Home
+Secretary, who is doubly qualified for the task, should tell us the
+extent of the danger and its probable effect?"
+
+If Mr Tubes possessed a double qualification he also laboured under a
+corresponding disability. As the representative of a mining
+constituency, a practical expert, and a leading member of a Government
+which existed by the goodwill of the workers--largely of the miners--it
+would be scarcely to his interest to minimise the gathering cloud. As
+the Minister for the Home Department, the blacker he made the picture
+the greater the volume of obloquy he drew upon his head for not having
+foreseen the danger; the more relief he asked for, the fiercer the
+opposition he would encounter from hostile sections and from the
+perturbed heads of a depleted Treasury.
+
+"We are still very much in the dark as to what has really happened, is
+happening, and will happen," he remarked tamely. "An appreciable drop in
+the demand for coal, whether for home or export, will certainly have a
+disturbing effect on the conditions of labour in many departments. But
+the difficulties of estimating the effects are so great----"
+
+There were murmurs. Whatever might be the failings of Socialistic
+oratory, flatness and excess of moderation did not lie among them.
+
+"Figures," suggested Tirrel pointedly.
+
+"Perhaps Comrade Tirrel will take the job in hand instead of me," said
+Tubes bitterly, but without any show of anger. "Doubtless he'd get a
+better hearing."
+
+"No," replied Tirrel gravely, "the moment is too critical for
+recrimination. If the Home Secretary lays the position frankly before
+us, he will have no cause to complain of an unsympathetic hearing, nor,
+as far as I can speak, of a whole-hearted support in taking means to
+safeguard it."
+
+It occurred to Mr Tubes then, for the first time in his life--and it was
+almost like a shock to feel it--that the man who had always seemed to
+throw himself into sharp antagonism to himself might be actuated by
+higher motives than personal jealousy after all. He continued his
+speech.
+
+"If we accept the figure of five millions as a correct return of the
+Unity League membership, and if we assume that they will all obey the
+boycott, then we are face to face with the fact that on the basis of a
+four ton per person average, twenty million tons of coal must be written
+off the home consumption."
+
+"But the four tons per head average includes the entire industrial
+consumption of the country," objected Mr Vossit.
+
+"That is so," admitted Mr Tubes, "but it also includes a great many
+people whose use of coal is practically _nil_. An alternative basis is
+to assume that two millions of the members are house-holders. Then
+taking ten tons a year as their average household consumption--and
+admitting that all the wealthiest men in the country are included the
+average is not too high--we arrive at just the same result.
+
+"The exports, on the other hand, do not depend on estimate: we have the
+actual returns. France takes fifteen million tons in round numbers. For
+the purpose of facing the worst, we may therefore assume that the work
+of digging and handling thirty-five million tons will be suddenly cut
+off."
+
+"Germany," some one reminded him.
+
+"Germany is wholly conjectural at present. I have no objection to taking
+it into account as well, if it is thought desirable, but I would point
+out that we are being influenced by the merest rumour."
+
+"No," objected Tirrel, but without any enmity, "I think that we must
+regard Germany as lost. We are just beginning to touch the outskirts of
+a vast organisation which has been quietly perfecting its plan of
+operation for years. I do not regard a German tax as settled because of
+this one rumour, but I do regard it as settled because at this precise
+moment the rumour has been allowed to appear."
+
+"Germany ten millions," accepted Mr Tubes. "Total decrease, forty-five
+million tons."
+
+"Don't you be too sure of that, comrade," warned Mr Bilch. "Why, it's
+not twelve o'clock yet by a long way. There'll be half a dozen editions
+out before the 'Three o'clock winners.'" Mr Bilch evidently regarded his
+shaft that each fresh edition might contain a new country imposing a tax
+humorously, but several comrades looked towards the Home Secretary
+enquiringly.
+
+"The other large importers are Italy, Russia, Sweden, Egypt, Spain and
+Denmark," said Mr Tubes, who could have talked coal statistics for hours
+if necessary. "All these, with the possible exception of Russia, _must_
+import. It is unlikely that the estimate I have given will be exceeded
+from that cause."
+
+"And the result?"
+
+"Above and below, about a million men are now employed in raising
+236,000,000 tons. It is simple arithmetic.... In less than a month about
+two hundred thousand more men will be out of work."
+
+Mr Chadwing, Chancellor of the Exchequer, moved uneasily in his chair.
+
+"That is the full extent?" enquired Cecil Brown.
+
+"No," admitted the Home Secretary. "That is the inevitable direct
+result. Forty-five million tons less will be carried by rail, or cart,
+or ship, or all three. A fair sprinkling of railway-men, carters,
+dockers, stokers, sailors, and other fellows will be dropped off too.
+There will be fewer railway trucks built this next year, less doing in
+the fire-grate trade, several thousand horses not wanted, a slight
+falling off in road-mending work. There is not a trade in England, from
+steeple-building to hop-picking, that will not be a little worse off
+because of those 45,000,000 tons. Then the two hundred thousand
+out-of-work miners will burn less coal at home, the ships and the
+engines will burn less, and the workshops and the smithies will burn
+less, and the whole process will be repeated again and again, for coal
+is like a snowball in its cumulative effects, and it cannot stand
+still."
+
+If Mr Tubes had come to compromise, he had remained to publish
+broadcast.
+
+Perhaps no one quite understood the danger yet, for the mind, used to
+everyday effects, does not readily grasp the extent of a calamity, and
+six hours before there had not been a cloud even the size of a man's
+hand on their horizon. The Premier thought it was impolitic on his
+colleague's part; the Treasury officials looked on it as a move to force
+their hands; the Foreign Under-Secretary was suspicious that Mr Tubes
+was leading away by some mysterious by-path from the unpreparedness of
+his own Department to Foreign Office remissness. They all continued to
+look silently at the Home Secretary as he continued to stand.
+
+"The indirect effects will involve about two million people to some
+extent," he summed up.
+
+"That, at least, is the worst?" said Cecil Brown with an encouraging
+smile, for Mr Tubes remained standing.
+
+The Prime Minister made an impatient movement; the Treasury heads looked
+at one another and said with their eyes, "He is really overdoing it";
+the Foreign Office man scowled unconsciously, and Cecil Brown continued
+to smile consciously.
+
+"The worst is this: that a great many pits are working to-day at a bare
+profit, partly in the hope of better things, partly because we stimulate
+the trade. The crisis we are approaching will hang over the coal fields
+like a blight, and one crippled industry will bring down another. _All_
+the poorer mines will close down. You need only look back to '93 to see
+that. Neither I nor any one else can give you a forecast of what that
+will involve, but you may be sure of this: that although '93 with its
+17,000,000 tons of a decrease half-ruined the English coal fields for a
+decade, '93 was a shrimp to what this is going to be."
+
+"Then let us stimulate the trade more, until the crisis is over,"
+suggested Cecil Brown.
+
+Mr Tubes gave a short, dry laugh. "I commend that course to Comrade
+Chadwing," he said, as he sat down.
+
+The Chancellor of the Exchequer was busy with his papers.
+
+"Let me dispel any idea of that kind at once," he remarked, without
+looking up. "The moment is not only an unfortunate one--it is an utterly
+impossible one for making any extra disbursement however desirable."
+
+"Well," said Mr Bilch, looking round on the moody assembly paternally,
+"it seems that the situation is like this here, mates: The navy is no
+messin' good at all, same as I told you; the army's a bit worse;
+Treasury empty, yes; the Home Office don't know what's going on at home,
+and the Foreign Office possesses just the same amount of valuable
+information as to what is happening abroad. Lively, ain't it? Well, it's
+lucky that Bilch is still Bilch."
+
+No one rose to his mordant humour. Even Cecil Brown had forgotten how to
+smile.
+
+"If our comrade has any suggestion to make----" said the Premier
+discouragingly.
+
+"Yes, sir," replied Mr Bilch. "I have the wisdom of the serpent to rub
+into your necks if you'll only listen. We haven't any navy, so we can't
+fight if we wanted to; we haven't any money, so we can't pay out. Tubes
+here doesn't know what's going to happen at home, and Jevons doesn't
+rightly know what has happened abroad. What is to be done? I'll tell
+you. Wait. Wait and see. Wait, and let them all simmer down again. Why,"
+he cried boisterously, looking round on them in good-humoured, friendly
+contempt, "to see your happy, smiling faces one would think that the
+canary had died or the lodger gone off without paying his rent. For why?
+Because a bloke in a frock-coat and a top hat gets on to a wooden horse
+and blows a tin trumpet, and the export trade in a single article of
+commerce is temporarily disarranged--perhaps!"
+
+Mr Strummery nodded half absent-mindedly; the Treasury men smiled
+together; Mr Chadwing murmured "Very true"; and nearly every one looked
+relieved. Comrade Bilch was certainly a rough member, but the man had a
+shrewd common-sense, and they began to feel that they had been hasty in
+their dismal forebodings.
+
+"Haven't we been threatened with this and that before?" demanded Mr
+Bilch dogmatically. "Of course we have, and what came of it? Nothing.
+Haven't there been strikes and lock-outs, some big some little, every
+year? According to Comrade Tubes, this is going to be the champion. That
+remains to be seen. What I say is, don't play into their hands in a
+panic. Wait and see what's required. That don't commit us to anything."
+
+"It may be too late then," said Mr Tubes, but he said "may" now and not
+"will."
+
+"There may be no need to do anything then," replied Mr Bilch. "And
+remember this: that the minute you begin to shout 'Crisis!' you make
+one. All round us; all at us. My rag-bags! what a run on the old bank
+there would be! But if you go on just as usual, taking no notice of no
+one? Why, before long there will come a wet day or a cold night, and
+Johnny Hampden's aunt will say to Johnny Hampden's grandmamma: 'My dear,
+I feel positively starved. Don't you think that we might have a _little_
+fire without Johnny knowing?' And the old lady will say: 'Well, do you
+know, my pet, I was just going to say the same thing myself. Suppose you
+run out and buy a sack of coal?' And before you can say 'coughdrop'
+every blessed aunt and mother and first cousin of the Unicorn League
+will be getting in her little stock of coal."
+
+It was what every one wished to believe, and therefore they were easily
+persuadable. It was a national characteristic. The country had never
+entered into a war during the past fifty years without being assured by
+every authority, from the Commander-in-Chief down to the suburban
+barber, that as soon as the enemy got a little tap on the head they
+would be making for home, howling for peace as they went. All these men
+had known strikes; many had been involved in them: some had controlled
+their organisation. They had seen the men of their own class loyally and
+patiently facing poverty and hardship for the sake of a principle, and
+enduring day after day and week after week, and, if necessary, month
+after month; they had seen the women of their own class preaching
+courage and practising heroism by the side of their men while their
+bodies were racked by cold and hunger and their hearts were crushed by
+the misery around; they had seen even the children of their class
+learning an unnatural fortitude. They accepted it as a commonplace of
+life, an asset on which they could rely. _But they did not believe that
+any other class could do it._ It did not occur to them to consider
+whether the officers of an army are usually behind the rank and file in
+valour, sacrifice, or endurance.
+
+Doubtless there were among them some who were not deceived, but they
+wilfully subordinated their clearer judgment to the policy of the
+moment.
+
+Tirrel was the one exception.
+
+"There can be no more fatal mistake of the dangerous position into which
+we have been manoeuvred than to assume that we shall be easily
+delivered from it by the weakness of our opponents before we have the
+least indication that weakness exists," he declared, as soon as
+Mr Bilch had finished, speaking vigorously, but without any of the
+assertiveness and personal feeling that had gained him many enemies in
+the past. "I agree with every word that Comrade Tubes has spoken. We all
+do; we all _must_ admit it or be blind. What on earth, then, have we to
+hope for in a policy of drift, of sitting tight and doing nothing in the
+hope of things coming round of their own accord? It is madness, my
+comrades, sheer madness, I tell you, and a month hence it will be
+suicide."
+
+He dropped his voice and swept the circle of faces with a significant
+glance.
+
+"It is through such madness on the part of others that we are here
+to-day."
+
+Mr Chadwing smiled the thin smile of expediency.
+
+"It is one thing for a comrade with no official responsibility to say
+that a certain course does not satisfy him," he said; "it may be quite
+another thing for those who have to consider ways and means to do
+anything different. Perhaps Comrade Tirrel will kindly enlighten us as
+to what in our position he would do?"
+
+"I see two broad courses open," replied Tirrel, without any hesitation
+in accepting the challenge. "Both, as you will readily say, have their
+disadvantages, but neither is so fatal as inaction. The first is
+aggressive. The Unity League has declared war on us. Very well, let it
+have war. I would propose to suspend the _habeas corpus_, arrest Hampden
+and Salt, declare the object and existence of the Unity League illegal,
+close its offices and confiscate its funds. There are between five and
+ten million pounds somewhere. Do you reflect what that would do? It
+would at least keep two hundred thousand out-of-work miners from actual
+starvation for a year. Prompt action would inevitably kill the boycott
+movement at home. The foreign taxes, my comrades, you would probably
+find to have a very marked, though perhaps undiscoverable, connection
+with the home movement, and when the latter was seen to be effectually
+dealt with, I venture to predict that the former could be compromised.
+If the confiscated funds were not sufficient to meet the distress, I
+should not hesitate to requisition for State purposes in a time of
+national emergency all incomes above a certain figure in a clean sweep."
+
+A medley of cries met this despotic programme throughout. Even Tirrel's
+friends felt that he was throwing away his reputation; and he had more
+enemies than friends.
+
+"You'd simply make the situation twice as involved," exclaimed Mr Vossit
+as the mouthpiece of the babel. "The liberty of the subject! It would
+mean civil war. They'd rise."
+
+"Who would rise?" demanded Tirrel.
+
+"The privileged classes."
+
+"But they _have_ risen," he declared vehemently. "This _is_ civil war.
+What more do you want?"
+
+It was a question on which they all had views, and for the next five
+minutes the room was full of suggestions, not of what they themselves
+wanted, but of what would be the probable action of the classes if
+driven to extremities.
+
+"Very well," assented Tirrel at last; "that is what they will do next as
+it is, for they consider that they are in extremities."
+
+"Well, comrade," said Mr Bilch broadly, "you don't seem to have put your
+money on a winner this event. What's your other tip?"
+
+"Failing that, the other reasonable course is conciliation. I would
+suggest approaching Hampden and Salt to find out whether they are open
+to consider a compromise. The details would naturally require careful
+handling, but if both sides were willing to come to an understanding, a
+basis could be found. As things are, I should consider it a gain to drop
+the Personal Property Tax, the Minimum Wage Bill, to guarantee the
+inviolability of capital against further taxation while we are in
+office, and to make generous concessions for the fuller representation
+of the monied classes in Parliament, in return for the abandonment of a
+coal war, the dispersal in some agreed way of the League reserves, the
+reduction of the subscription to a nominal sum, and a frank undertaking
+that the League would not adopt a hostile policy while the agreement
+remained in force."
+
+This proposal was even less to the temper of the meeting than the former
+one had been, and the latter half of it was scarcely heard among the
+fusillade of hostile cries. No one laughed when a hot-headed comrade
+stood upon a chair and howled "Traitor!"
+
+Tirrel looked round on the assembly. Practically every man who had a
+tacit right to join in the deliberative Council had arrived, and the
+room was full; but there was not a single member among them willing to
+face the necessity for strong and immediate action, and they were
+hostile to the man who just touched the secret depths of their
+unconfessed and innermost misgivings. Mr Tubes felt that he had done his
+duty, and need not invite reference to his delicate position by further
+emphasising unpalatable truths; he had presented the spectacle of a weak
+man startled into boldness, now he was sufficiently himself again to go
+with the majority. The more responsible members of the Government
+distrusted Tirrel in every phase; the smaller fry relied on the wisdom
+of orthodoxy, and agreed that the man who could blow the hotness of
+extirpation and the coldness of conciliation with the same breath must
+prove an unworthy guide; and on every hand there was the tendency of
+settled authority to deprecate novel and unmatured proceedings.
+
+Tirrel had become the Hampden of an earlier decade among his party.
+
+"You call me 'Traitor,'" he said, turning to the man who had done so.
+"Write down the word, comrade, and then, if you will bring it to me
+without a blush six months hence, I will wear it round my neck in
+penance."
+
+He bowed to the Premier and withdrew, not in anger or with a mean sense
+of injustice, but because he felt that it would be sheer mockery to
+share the deliberations of a Council when their respective views, on a
+matter which he believed to be the very crux of their existence, were
+antagonistic in their essences.
+
+After his departure the progress was amazing. His ill-considered
+proposals had cleared the air. Every one knew exactly what he did not
+want, and that was a material step towards arriving at the opposite
+goal.
+
+At the end of a few hours a very effective and comprehensive scheme for
+quietly and systematically doing nothing had been almost unanimously
+arrived at. Several quires of paper had been covered with suggestions,
+some of them being accepted as they stood, some recommended for
+elaboration, some passed for future consideration, some thrown out. The
+ambassador in Paris was to retire (on the ground of ill-health) if he
+could not satisfactorily explain the position. A special mission was to
+be sent to Berlin to get really at the bottom of things, and, if
+possible, have the tax either not put on or taken off, according to the
+situation when they arrived there. A legal commission was to rout out
+every precedent to see if the Unity League was not doing something
+outside the powers of a trade union (a very forlorn hope); and all over
+the country enquiries were to be made and assurances given, all very
+discreetly and without the least suggestion of panic.
+
+The only doubtful point was whether every one else would play the game
+with the same delicate regard for Ministerial susceptibilities, or
+whether some might not have the deplorable taste to create scenes, send
+deputations, demand work with menace, claim the literal fulfilment of
+specific pledges, incite to riot and violence, stampede the whole
+community, and otherwise act inconsiderately towards the Government,
+when they discovered the very awkward circumstances in which their
+leaders had involved them.
+
+The first indication of a jarring note fell to the lot of the President
+of the Board of Trade in the shape of a telegram which reached him early
+on the following morning. This was its form:
+
+ "From the Council of the Amalgamated Union of Chimney Sweepers
+ and Federated Carpet Beaters. (Membership, 11,372).--Seventeen
+ million estimated chimneys stop smoking. No soot, precious
+ little dust. Where the Hell do we come in?
+
+ "BLANKINTOSH, _Secretary_."
+
+A few years before, it had been officially discovered that there were
+four or five curiously adaptable words, without which the working man
+was quite unable to express himself in the shortest sentence. When on
+very ceremonious occasions he was debarred their use, he at once fell
+into a pitiable condition of aphasia. Keenly alive to the class-imposed
+disadvantages under which these men existed, the Government of that day
+declared that it was a glaring anomaly that the poor fellows should not
+be allowed to use a few words that were so essential to their expression
+of every emotion, while the rich, with more time on their hands, could
+learn a thousand synonyms. The law imposing a shilling fine for each
+offence (five shillings in the case of "a gentleman," for even then
+there was one law for the rich and another for the poor) was therefore
+repealed, and the working man was free to swear as much as he liked
+anywhere, which, to do him justice, he had done all along.
+
+It was for this reason that Mr Blankintosh's pointed little message was
+accepted for transmission; but there was evidently a limit, for, when
+the President of the Board of Trade, an irascible gentleman who had, in
+the colloquial phrase, "got out of bed on the wrong side" that morning,
+dashed off a short reply, it was brought back to him by a dispirited
+messenger two hours later with the initials of seventeen postmasters and
+the seventeen times repeated phrase, "Refused. Language inadmissible."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+THE GREAT FIASCO
+
+
+The Government allowed the 22nd day of July to pass without a sign. They
+were, as their supporters convincingly explained to anxious enquirers,
+treating the Unity League and all its works with silent contempt. They
+were "doing nothing" strategically, they wished it to be understood; a
+very different thing from "doing nothing" through apathy, indecision, or
+bewilderment, but very often undistinguishable the one from the other in
+the result.
+
+On the 22nd day of July seventeen million "estimated chimneys" ceased to
+pollute the air. The League was not concerned with the exact number, and
+they accepted the chimney sweepers' figures. It was more to the purpose
+that the order was being loyally and cheerfully obeyed. The idea of
+fighting the Government with the Government's own chosen people,
+appealed to the lighter side of a not unhumorous nation.
+
+Ever since the institution of a Socialistic press, and from even remoter
+times than the saplinghood of the "Reformer's Tree," Fleet Street party
+hacks and Hyde Park demagogues had been sharpening their wit upon the
+"black-coated" brigade, the contemptible _bourgeoisie_ of "Linton
+Villas," "Claremonts," and "Holly Lodges," taunting them with
+self-complacency, political apathy, and social parasitism. The
+proportion of moral degradation conferred by a coat intentionally black,
+in comparison with one that is merely approaching that condition through
+the personal predilections of its owner, has never yet been defined, and
+the relative æsthetic values of the architectural pretensions of
+villadom, compared with the unswerving realism of the "Gas Works Views,"
+"Railway Approach Cottages," and "Cement Terraces," of the back streets,
+may be left to the matured judgment of an unprejudiced posterity. The
+great middle class in all its branches had never hitherto made any reply
+at all. Now that it had begun to retort in its own effective way, the
+Government agreed that the best counterblast would be--to wait until it
+all blew over.
+
+There were naturally defections from the first. A friendly spy in Mr
+Tubes's secret service managed to secure the information without much
+trouble that within seven days of the publication of the order no less
+than 4372 notices of resignation had been received at headquarters. He
+was hastening away with this evidence of the early dissolution of the
+League when his grinning informant called him back to whisper in his ear
+that during the same period there had been 17,430 new members enrolled,
+and that while the resignations seemed to have practically ceased the
+enrolments were growing in volume. In addition to these there were
+battalions who joined in the policy of the League through sympathy with
+its object without formally binding themselves as members.
+
+In some of its aspects the success of the movement erred in excess.
+There were men, manufacturers, who in their faith and enthusiasm wished
+to close their works at once, and, regardless of their own loss, throw
+their workmen and their unburnt coal into the balance. It was not
+required; it was not even desirable then. The League's object was to
+disorganise commerce as little as possible beyond the immediate
+boundaries of the coal trade. They were not engaged in an internecine
+war, and every one of their own people deprived of employment was a
+loss. Cases of hardship there would be; they are common to both sides in
+every phase of stubborn and prolonged civil strife, but from the "class"
+point of view coal had the pre-eminent advantage that its weight and
+bulk gave employment to a hundred of the "masses" to every one of
+themselves. There were also two circumstances that discounted any sense
+of injustice on this head. Firstly, there was a spirit of sacrifice and
+heroism in the air, born of the time and the situation; and secondly, it
+soon became plain that the League was engaged in vast commercial
+undertakings and was absorbing all the men of its own party who were
+robbed of their occupation by the development of the war.
+
+A firm starting business with an unencumbered capital of ten million
+sterling, enjoying a "private income" of five millions a year, and not
+troubled with the necessity of earning any dividend at all, could afford
+to be a generous employer.
+
+From the first moment it was obvious that oil must take the place of
+coal. That was the essence of the strife. _The Tocsin_ set to work in
+frantic haste to prove that it was impossible; to show that all the
+authorities of the past and present had agreed that no real substitute
+for coal existed. It was quite true, and it was quite false. It was not
+a world struggle. Abroad, foreign coal was being substituted for English
+coal. At home only half a million tons a week were in issue at the
+first. Afterwards, as coal stagnation fed coal stagnation, the tonnage
+rose steadily, but the calorific ratio of coal and oil, the basis of all
+comparison, simply did not exist, except on paper, for the two fuels in
+domestic use.
+
+_The Tocsin's_ second article convinced its readers that all the lamp
+companies in the world could not keep up with the abnormal demand for
+lamps, stoves, and oil-cookers, that the ridiculous proposal of the
+League would involve, if it were not providentially ordained that it was
+foredoomed to grotesque failure by the dead weight of its own fatuous
+ineptitude.
+
+In practice the two single firms of Ripplestone of Birmingham, and
+Schuyler of Cleveland, U.S.A., at once put on the market a varied stock
+that filled every requirement. There was no waiting. As _The Tocsin_
+bitterly remarked, it soon became apparent that the demand had been
+foreseen and "treacherously provided against during the past two years."
+
+The third _Tocsin_ article on the situation dealt statistically with the
+oil trade of the world. It necessarily fell rather flat, because _The
+Tocsin_ Special Commissioner entered upon the task with the joyous
+conviction that the world's output would not be sufficient for the
+demand, the world's oil ships not numerous enough to transport it. As he
+dipped into the figures, however, he made the humiliating discovery that
+the increased demand would do little more than ruffle the surface of the
+oil market. The Baku oil fields could supply it without inconvenience;
+the United States could do it by contract at a ten per cent. advance;
+the newly-discovered wells of Nova Scotia alone would be equal to the
+demand if they diverted all their produce across the Atlantic.
+
+He threw down his pen in despair, and then picked it up again to
+substitute invective for statistics. Before his eyes the motor-tanks of
+the Anglo-Pennsylvanian Oil Company, of London and Philadelphia, and the
+Anglo-Caucasian Oil Company, of London and Baku, were going on their
+daily rounds. It was still a matter for wonder how well equipped the
+sudden call had found those two great controlling oil companies. It was
+yet to be learned that for their elaborate designations there might be
+substituted the simple name "Unity League."
+
+It was submitting _The Tocsin_ young man to rather a cruel handicap to
+send him to the British Museum Reading Room for a few hours with
+instructions to prove impossible what Salt and Hampden had been
+straining every nerve for two years to make inevitable.
+
+Three articles exhausted his proof that a successful coal boycott under
+modern conditions was utterly impossible.
+
+He went out into the city and the suburbs, interviewing coal merchants
+and coal agents with the object of drawing a harrowing picture of the
+gloom and depression that had fallen upon these unfortunate creatures at
+the hands of their own class League.
+
+He found them all bearing up well under the prospect, but much too busy
+to give him more than a few minutes of their time. Every one of them had
+been appointed an oil agent to the League firms, and League members were
+ordering their oil through them, just as heretofore they had ordered
+coal. It was very easy, profitable work for them; they had nothing to do
+but to transmit the orders to the League firms and the fast
+business-like motor-tanks distributed the oil. But half of the coal
+carters were now under notice to leave, and there were indications that
+work was very scarce. Each motor-tank displaced twenty men and twenty
+horses. Already, it was said, thousands of horses had been sent out to
+grass from London alone.
+
+Externally, as far as the Capital was concerned at all events, things
+were going on very much the same as before, when the struggle was a
+fortnight old. Elsewhere signs were not lacking. The Government had
+received disquieting reports from its agents here and there, but so far
+it was meeting the situation by refusing to acknowledge that it existed.
+A march of the Staffordshire miners had been averted by the men's
+leaders being privately assured that it would embarrass the Government's
+plans. The march had been deferred under protest; so far the
+organisation answered to the wheel. But the Midlands were clamorously
+demanding exceptional relief for the exceptional conditions. Monmouth
+had seen a little rioting, and in Glamorgan the bands of incendiaries
+called "Beaconmen," who set fire to the accumulations of coal stacked at
+the collieries, had already begun their work. Cardiff was feeling the
+effect of having a third of its export trade in coal suddenly lopped
+off, and Newport, Swansea, Kirkcaldy, Blyth, Hull, Sunderland, Glasgow,
+and the Tyne ports were all in the same position. Most of the railways
+had found it necessary to dispense with their entire supernumerary
+staff, and most of the railway workshops had been put on short time. In
+London alone, between four and five thousand out-of-work gas employés
+were drawing Government pay.
+
+About the third week in August the Premier, Mr Tubes, and the Chancellor
+of the Exchequer had a long private conference. As a result Mr Strummery
+called an Emergency Council. It was a thin, acrimonious gathering. Some
+one brought the tidings that seven more companies in South London were
+substituting Diesel oil engines for steam. He had all the dreary
+developments statistically worked out on paper. Nobody wanted to hear
+them, but he poured them out into the unwilling ears, down to the climax
+that it represented two hundred and forty-seven fewer men required at
+the pits.
+
+It served as a text, however, for Mr Chadwing to hang his proposal on.
+After a month of inaction, the Government was at length prepared to go
+to the length of admitting that abnormal conditions prevailed. Oil had
+thrown a quarter of a million of their people out of employment. Let oil
+keep them. He proposed to retaliate with a 50 per cent. tax on imported
+oil, to come into operation under Emergency Procedure on the 1st of
+September.
+
+There were men present to whom the suggestion of taxing a raw article,
+necessary to a great proportion of the poor, was frankly odious. They
+were prepared to attack the proposal as a breach of faith. A few words
+from Mr Strummery, scarcely more than whispered, explained the necessity
+for the tax and the menace of the situation.
+
+Those who had not been following events closely, paled to learn the
+truth.
+
+The Treasury was living from hand to mouth, for the City had ceased to
+take up its Bills. Unless "something happened" before the New Year
+dawned, it would have to admit its inability to continue the Unemployed
+Grant. Already a quarter of a million men and their dependents, in
+addition to the normal average upon which the estimates were based, had
+been suddenly thrown upon the resources of the Department. If Mr Tubes's
+forecast proved correct, double that number would be on their hands
+within another month. The development of half a million starving men who
+had been taught to look to the Government for everything, looking and
+finding nothing, could be left to each individual imagination.
+
+The Oil Tax came into operation on the 1st of September. Under the plea
+of becoming more "business-like," a great many of the Parliamentary
+safeguards had been swept away, and such procedure was easy. All grades
+of petroleum had already advanced a few pence the gallon under the
+increased demand, and the poorer users had expressed their indignation.
+When they found, one day, that the price had suddenly leapt to half as
+much again, their wrath was unbounded. It was in vain for Ministers to
+explain that the measure was directed against their enemies. They knew
+that it fell on _them_, and demanded in varying degrees of politeness to
+be told why some luxury of the pampered, leisured classes had not been
+chosen instead. The reason was plain to those who studied Blue Books. So
+highly taxed was every luxury now that the least fraction added to its
+burden resulted in an actually decreased revenue from that source.
+
+But if the mere tax and increase had impressed the poor unfavourably, a
+circumstance soon came to light that enraged them.
+
+In spite of the tax the members of the Unity League were still being
+supplied with oil at the old prices, and they were assured that they
+would continue to be supplied without advance, even if the tax were
+doubled!
+
+The poor, ever suspicious of the doings of those of their own class when
+set high in authority, at once leapt to the conclusion that they were
+being made the victims of a double game. It was nothing to them that the
+Anglo-Pennsylvanian and the Anglo-Caucasian companies were now trading
+at a loss; it was common knowledge that their richer League neighbours
+had not had the price of their oil increased, and they knew all too well
+that they themselves had. With the lack of balanced reasoning that had
+formerly been one of the Government's best weapons, they at once
+concluded that they alone were paying the tax, and the unparalleled
+injustice of it sowed a crop of bitterness in their hearts.
+
+If that was the net result at home, the foreign effect of the policy was
+not a whit more satisfactory. Studland, the Consul-General at Odessa,
+one of the most capable men in the Service, cabled a despatch full of
+temperate and solemn warning the moment he heard of the step. It was too
+late then, if, indeed, his words would have been regarded. Russia
+replied by promptly trebling her existing tax on imported coal, and at
+the same time gave Germany rebate terms that practically made it a tax
+on _English_ coal. It was said that Russia had only been waiting for a
+favourable opportunity, and was more anxious to develop her own new coal
+fields in the Donetz basin than to import at all. As far as the Treasury
+was concerned, the oil tax yielded little more than was absorbed by the
+thirty thousand extra men thrown out of work by Russia's action. The
+Government had given a rook for a bishop.
+
+A little time ago the Cabinet had been prepared to greet winter as a
+friend. Without quite possessing the ingenuousness of their amiable
+Comrade Bilch, they had thought cynically of the pampered aristocrats
+shivering in Mayfair drawing-rooms, of the comfort-loving middle classes
+sitting before their desolate suburban hearths, of blue-faced men
+setting out breakfastless for freezing offices, and of pallid women
+weeping as they tried to warm the hands of little children, as they put
+them in their icy beds.
+
+And now? All their cynical sympathy had apparently been in vain. There
+were not going to be any cold breakfasts, freezing offices, or shivering
+women and children. Warming stoves and radiators raised the temperature
+of a room much quicker than a fire did, and kept it equable without any
+attention. Oil cookers took the place of the too often erratic kitchen
+range. Mrs Strummery innocently threw the Premier into a frenzy one
+morning by dilating on the advantages of a "Britonette" stove which she
+had been shown by a Tottenham Court Road ironmonger. The despised,
+helpless "classes" were going on very comfortably. They were going on
+even gaily; "Oil Scrambles" constituted a new and popular form of
+entertainment for long evenings; from Wimbledon came the information
+that "Candle Cinderellas" would have a tremendous rage during the
+approaching season; and in Cheapside and the Strand the penny hawkers
+were minting money with the novel and diverting "Coal Sack Puzzle."
+
+But the winter was approaching, though no longer as a friend. If England
+should say to-morrow what Lancashire was saying that day, there were
+portents of stirring times in the air. Already Northumberland, Durham,
+and Yorkshire were muttering in their various uncouth dialects, and
+Lanark was subscribing to disquieting sentiments in its own barbarous
+tongue. Derbyshire was becoming uneasy, Staffordshire was scarcely
+answering to the wheel, and Nottingham was in revolt against what it
+considered to be the too compliant attitude of the Representation
+Committee. The rioting in Monmouth was only restrained from becoming
+serious in its proportions by the repeated assurances from Westminster
+that the end was in sight; and the "Beaconmen" of Glamorgan were openly
+boasting that before long they would "light such a candle" that the
+ashes would fall upon London like a Vesuvian cloud.
+
+Still nearer home was the disturbing spectacle of the railway-men thrown
+out of work, the coal carters, the stablemen, the gasworkers, the canal
+boatmen, the general labourers, the tool-makers, the wheel-wrights, the
+chimney sweepers, the brushmakers. The sequence of dependence could be
+traced, detail by detail, through every page of the trade directory.
+
+They had all been taught to clamour to the Government in every
+emergency, and this administration they regarded as peculiarly their
+own. It was not a case of Frankenstein's Monster getting out of hand;
+this Monster had created its Frankenstein, and could dissolve him if he
+proved obstinate. All that Frankenstein had ventured to do so far had
+been to reduce the Unemployed Grant to three quarters of its normal rate
+"in view of the unprecedented conditions of labour," and where two or
+more unemployed were members of one family, to make a further small
+deduction. The action had not been well received. "In view of the
+unprecedented conditions of labour" the unemployed had looked for more
+rather than for less. When the rate was fixed they had been given to
+understand that it represented the minimum on which an out-of-work man
+could be decently asked to live. Why, then, had their own party reduced
+it? Funds? Tax some luxury!
+
+Even the Government assurance, an ingenious adaptation of truth by the
+light of Mr Chadwing's figures, that they "did not anticipate having to
+impose the reduced grant for many more weeks, but at the same time
+counselled economy in every working-class home," did not restore mutual
+good feeling. The general rejoinder was that the Government had "better
+not," and the reference to economy was stigmatised as gratuitously
+inept.
+
+In the meantime the situation was reacting unfavourably upon Mr
+Strummery and the chief officers of State, not only in Parliament but
+even in the Cabinet itself. Consultations between the Premier and half a
+dozen of his most trusted Ministers were of daily occurrence. One day,
+towards the end of September, Mr Strummery privately intimated to all
+the "safe" members of the Council that it was necessary to meet to
+consider what further steps to take.
+
+The meeting was a "packed" one in that the Tirrels, the Browns, and the
+Bilches of the party were not invited and knew nothing of it. There was
+no reason why Mr Strummery should not call together a section of his
+followers if he wished, and discuss policy with them, but at the moment
+it was dangerous, because the conclave was just strong enough to be able
+to impose its will upon Parliament, and yet individually it was composed
+of weak men. It was dangerous because half a dozen weak men, rendered
+desperate by the situation into which they were being inevitably driven,
+had resolved to act upon heroic lines. As Balzac had remarked, "There is
+nothing more horrible than the rebellion of a sheep," but the horrible
+consequences generally fall upon its own head in the end.
+
+Mr Chadwing's statement informed the despondent gathering that on the
+existing lines it would be necessary to suspend the wholesale operation
+of the relief fund about the middle of December. By reducing the grant
+in varying degrees it would be possible to carry on for perhaps three
+months beyond that date, but to reach the furthest limit the individual
+relief would have become so insignificant that it would only result in
+an actual crisis being precipitated earlier than would be the case if
+they went on as they were doing.
+
+That was all that the Chancellor of the Exchequer had to say. The
+uninitiated men looked at one another in mute enquiry. There was
+something in the air. What was coming?
+
+The Premier rose to explain. He admitted that they had underrated the
+danger of the situation at first. Measures that might have sufficed then
+were useless now. Oil was the pivot of the whole question. The oil tax
+had not realised expectations. To raise the tax would only alienate the
+affections of their own people without reaching the heart of the matter.
+They had already taken one bite at a cherry.
+
+He paused and looked round, an indifferent swimmer forced by giant
+circumstance to face his Niagara.
+
+He proposed as a measure of national emergency to prohibit the
+importation of oil altogether.
+
+There was a gasp of surprise; a moment of stupefaction. Strange things
+were again being done in the name of Liberty.
+
+Mr Tubes's voice, enumerating the results and advantages of the step,
+recalled their wandering thoughts. There was little need for the
+recital; the effect of so unexpected a _coup_ leapt to the mind at once.
+
+The Leaguers must either burn coal or starve. The home oil deposits had
+long ceased to be worked. Wood under modern conditions was
+impracticable; peat was equally debarred, and neither could meet a
+sudden emergency in sufficient quantity; electricity meant coal, and was
+far from universal. The League movement must collapse within a week.
+
+There were other points, all in favour of the course. Although it might
+slightly inconvenience many working-class homes it would not take their
+money as a heavier tax would, and it must convince all that the end was
+well in sight. It would induce the poor to use more coal, more gas, in
+itself a step towards that desired end. It would teach Russia a sharp
+lesson, and Russia's sins were the freshest in their minds.
+
+All were convinced, and all against their will. There was something
+sinister in the proposal; the thought of it fell like a shadow across
+the room.
+
+"It is not a course I would recommend or even assent to as a general
+thing," said Mr Strummery. "But we are fighting for the existence of our
+party, for the lives of thousands of our people. It is no exaggeration.
+Think of the awful misery that must sweep the country in the coming
+winter if the League holds out. If we do not break the wicked power of
+those two men, there is no picture of national calamity to be found in
+the past that can realise the worst."
+
+"It is their game," said Mr Tubes bitterly. "The cowards are striking at
+the women and children through the men."
+
+He ignored the fact that his party had struck the first blow, and had
+had the word "War!" figuratively nailed to the staff of their red banner
+for years. In war one usually strikes some one, and on the whole it is
+perhaps less reprehensible to strike women and children through men than
+_vice versa_. But it was an acceptable sentiment on the face of it, and
+it sounded all right at the moment.
+
+"Moreover," added the Premier, "there will be this danger in the
+situation: that blinded by passions and desperate through misery, the
+people may fail to realise who are the real causes of their plight."
+
+Yes, there was that possibility to be faced by thoughtful Socialistic
+Ministers. The people are not very subtle in their reasoning. The most
+pressing fact of their existence would be that the Government, which had
+promised to keep them from starvation in return for their votes, had had
+their votes and was allowing them to starve.
+
+"I think that we must all agree to the necessity of the step," said one
+of the minor men, "though our feelings are all against it."
+
+"Quite so," admitted Mr Strummery. "Let us hope that being a sharp
+remedy it will only need to be a short one."
+
+Surprise was the essence of the _coup_, and the "business-like"
+procedure of Parliament permitted this when the Government was backed by
+a large automatic majority. The expeditious passing of the measure was a
+foregone conclusion, yet a few shrewd warning voices were raised against
+it even among the stalwarts. The regular opposition voted against it as
+a matter of course. The most moderate section of the Labour Party and
+the extreme Socialists, who both elected to sit on the opposition side
+of the House, refrained from voting, and a few Ministers, who were
+distracted between their private opinions and their party duty, were
+diplomatically engaged elsewhere.
+
+The Bill first received the attention of the House on the 25th of
+September, the day after the Premier had called his informal meeting. It
+became law on the 28th, and three days later, the 1st of October, Great
+Britain was absolutely "closed" against the introduction of mineral
+burning oils on any terms.
+
+The country received the measure with mixed feelings, but on the whole
+with the admission that it would be effective and with an expression of
+dislike. The coal mining districts hailed it with enthusiasm, and the
+same reception was accorded it among the affected industries, but
+outside these it was nowhere popular, and in certain working-class
+quarters it evoked the bitterest hostility. It was felt even by those
+who stood to gain much by the overthrow of the League that their
+instincts rebelled against the means; possibly the underlying feeling
+was distrust of the exercise of power so despotic. It was admitted that
+the League's action with respect to coal stood on a different plane. Any
+member could at once resign; it was questionable if one could not use
+coal and still remain a member. Certainly no coercion was used. But in
+the matter of oil a necessary commodity was absolutely ruled out, and,
+whether he wished or nor, every one must obey. By the 8th of October the
+retail price of petroleum of an average quality was 2s. 9d. the gallon,
+and the price was rising as the end of the stock came in sight.
+
+One curious circumstance excited remark. The Unity League members were
+still being supplied at the original price. The League was keeping its
+word gallantly to the end. The Government had calculated that the two
+interested companies might have a reserve that would last a week. The
+average stock which the consumer might be supposed to have in hand would
+carry them on for a further five days, and the economy which they would
+doubtless practise might hold off the climax for five more. The 17th of
+October came to be confidently mentioned in Government circles as the
+date of the Unity League's surrender.
+
+It might have been merely coincidence, but on the 17th of October Mr
+Strummery chose to entertain a few of his colleagues to dinner in the
+House.
+
+In spite of the host's inevitable jug of boiling water, an air of genial
+humour, almost of gaiety, pervaded the board. Mr Tubes was
+entertainingly reminiscent; Chadwing succeeded in throwing off the
+weight of the Treasury; Comrade Stubb, fresh from the soil, proved to
+have a dry humour of his own; and Cecil Brown, who was always socially
+welcome, made a joke which almost surprised the Premier into a smile.
+
+Mr Tubes was in the middle of a sentence when Cecil Brown, with his face
+turned towards the door, laid his hand upon the speaker's arm.
+
+"A minute, Tubes," he said. "There is something unusual going on out
+there."
+
+"Perhaps it is----" began Chadwing, and stopped. The same thought had
+occurred to at least three of them. Perhaps they were coming to tell
+them that Hampden had accepted his defeat. Whatever it might be, a dozen
+members who had entered the room in a confused medley were making their
+way towards the Premier's table. A man who seemed to concentrate their
+attention was in their midst; some were apparently trying to hold him
+back, while others urged him on. While yet some distance off he broke
+away from them all, and running forward, reached the table first.
+
+It was Comrade Bilch, so dishevelled, red, and heated, that it did not
+occur to any one to doubt that he was drunk. For a second he stood
+looking at them stupidly, and then he suddenly opened his mouth and
+poured out so appalling a string of vile and nauseating abuse that men
+who were near drew aside.
+
+"Why, in Heaven's name, don't you take him away?" exclaimed Cecil Brown,
+appealing to those who formed the group beyond the table.
+
+They would have done so, but Comrade Bilch raised his hand as though to
+enjoin attention for a moment. A change seemed to have come over him
+even in that brief passage of time. He walked up to the table and leaned
+heavily upon it with both fists, while his breath came in throbs, and
+the colour played about his face like the reflection of a raging fire.
+When he spoke it was without a single oath; all his uncleanness had
+dropped away from him as though he recognised its threadbare poverty in
+the face of the colossal news he brought.
+
+"Gentlemen," he said, leaning forward and breathing very hard, "you
+would have it, and you have got your way. You've made oil contraband,
+and not a drop can be landed in Great Britain now. It can't be brought,
+but it can be used when it is here, and the Unity League that you have
+done it all to starve has got two hundred million gallons safely stowed
+away at Hanwood! Yes, while our people will have to grope and freeze
+through the winter, _they_ are quite comfortably provided for, and you,
+whether you leave the bar on or whether you take it off, you have made
+us the laughing-stock of Europe!"
+
+An awed silence fell on the group. Not the most shadowy suspicion of
+such a miscarriage had ever stirred the most cautious. All their qualms
+had been in the direction of swallowing the unpalatable measure, not of
+doubting its efficacy. They seemed to be the puny antagonists of some
+almost superhuman power that not only brushed their most elaborate plans
+aside, but actually led them on to pave the way to their own undoing.
+
+Mr Tubes was the first to speak. "It can't be true," he whispered. "It
+is impossible."
+
+"Oh, everything's impossible with you, especially when it's happened,"
+retorted Mr Bilch contemptuously. "Pity you didn't live when there were
+real miracles about."
+
+"But the time?" protested some one. "How could they do it in the time?"
+
+"Time!" said Mr Bilch, "what more do you want? They've had two years,
+and they've used two years. If those----" He stopped suddenly, jerked
+his head twice with a curious motion, and fell to the ground in a fit.
+
+There were plenty of good friends to look after him without troubling
+the Ministerial group. The dinner-party broke up in the face of so
+inauspicious a series of events, and before another hour had passed the
+story of the gigantic fiasco had reached every club in London, and was
+being cabled to every capital in Christendom.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+THE DARK WINTER
+
+
+The autumn of 1918 had proved unusually mild. It was said that many of
+the migratory birds delayed their exodus for weeks beyond their normal
+times, and in sheltered gardens and hedgerows in the south of England
+flowers and fruit were making an untimely show; but about midday on the
+24th of November it began to grow dark, and, without any indication of
+fog, it grew darker, until the greater part of England and Wales was
+plunged into a nocturnal gloom. As there was a marked fall in the
+temperature, men looked up to the clouds and predicted snow, but they
+were wrong. Had it snowed it might have been the White Winter of 1918,
+for that night the frost began, and the 24th of November had already
+become an ill-omened date to usher in a frost. It did not belie its
+character. The next day broke clear but bitter, and those who read
+newspapers learned with curious interest that during the night the
+seven-tailed comet of 1744 had been observed by several astronomers, to
+the great confusion of their science, for its appearance was premature
+by a round hundred thousand years. The phenomenon afterwards grew into a
+portent to the vulgar mind, for that was the beginning of the great
+frost that lasted seven weeks without an intermission.
+
+Outside certain limits, life was proceeding very much as before. The
+condition of the upper classes was not materially different from what it
+had been before the policy of retaliation had been declared. The
+Personal Property Tax had not been proceeded with, and the Minimum Wage
+Bill had been dropped for the time. There were diplomatic explanations;
+the real reason was that the Cabinet was too sharply divided over the
+expediency of anything in those days to make the passing of important
+measures practicable. While none had the courage to go to an extreme
+either in aggression or in conciliation, there was a multitude of
+counsel vehemently wrangling over the wisdom of little concessions and
+little aggressions.
+
+In London the great increase in the number of unemployed began to be
+observable in the early autumn. The obsolete "marches of unemployed"
+were revived, but, as might have been foreseen, except among the poor
+themselves, they met with no financial encouragement. Even the poor were
+becoming careful of their pence. They saw what the winter must mean, for
+every one knew of a score of deserving cases around his own door, and it
+was commonly reported that the Government contemplated reducing the
+Unemployed Grant to two-thirds its normal basis before the year was out.
+That was the Cabinet's idea for "breaking it gently." So, meeting with
+no response in the suburbs, the City, or the West End, the processions
+groaned occasionally, broke a few windows, enhanced the bitter feeling
+existing against their class by frightening more than a few ladies, and
+were finally kept in check by the special constabulary raised in the
+suburbs, the City, and the West End. Finding so little profit for their
+exertions, they abandoned their indiscriminate peregrinations, and took
+to demonstrating before St Stephen's and to hooting outside the houses
+of Cabinet Ministers until the processions and meetings were disallowed.
+
+There was no public charity that winter, either organised or
+spontaneous, for the benefit of the working-class poor. The conditions
+of labour would have warranted a Mansion House Fund being opened in
+September, but no one suggested it, and no one would have contributed to
+it. Abroad it was generally recognised that England was involved in
+civil war to which it behoved them to act as neutrals. The Socialists in
+Belgium collected and despatched the sum of £327, 14s. 6d. for the
+relief of their "persecuted confraternity in England," but as the pomp
+and circumstances attending the inauguration of the Fund had led their
+persecuted confraternity in England to expect at least a quarter of a
+million sterling, some intemperate remarks greeted the consummation of
+the effort, and it was not repeated.
+
+To those who did not look very deeply into the situation it appeared
+that a long, hard winter must operate against the interests of the
+League. Their opponents would burn more coal. The Government, indeed,
+issued an appeal asking them to do so, and thus to relieve the tension
+in the provinces. The response was not promising. The Government was, in
+effect, told to mind its own business, and particularly that detail of
+its business which consisted in the guarantee of a full and undocked
+living wage to every worker in or out of work. The contention so far had
+been that with the surfeit, coal would be so cheap that even the poorest
+could burn it unstintingly. But soon a new and rather terrible
+development grew out of the complex situation. Coal became dear, not
+only dear in the ordinary sense of the word--winter prices--but very,
+very dear. The simple truth was that a disorganised industry always
+moves on abnormal lines, and coal was a routed, a shattered, industry.
+
+There was no oil to be had by any but members of the League; in some
+places there was no gas to be had, for many of the small gas companies,
+and some of the large ones, had found it impossible to continue amidst
+the dislocation of their trade, and the cheapest coal was being retailed
+in the streets of London at two shillings the hundred-weight. The
+Government had left oil contraband after the discovery of the League's
+secret store down the quiet country lane, for they recognised that to
+remove the embargo immediately would kill them with ridicule. They
+promised themselves that the freedom of commerce should be restored at
+the first convenient opportunity. In the meanwhile they decided to do as
+they had done in other matters: they bravely ignored the fact that the
+League members were any better off than any one else, and declined to
+believe the evidence that any store existed.
+
+That was the state of affairs before the winter set in, and in London
+alone. The Capital was feeling some of the remoter effects of the blow,
+but from the provinces, from the actual battle-fields, there came grim
+stories. Northumberland, which had been loth to accept the Eight Hours
+Bill, now traced the whole of the trouble to that head, and declared
+that the only hope was for the Government to make a complete surrender
+to the Unity League, on the one condition that it restored a normal
+demand for coal both at home and abroad. Durham, on the contrary, held
+that it was necessary for the Government to crush or wear out the
+League. In both counties there had been fierce conflict between the
+rival factions, and blood had been freely shed. After a single day's
+rioting at Newcastle and Gateshead seventeen dead bodies had been
+collected by the ambulances.
+
+The "Beaconmen" in Glamorgan were setting fire to the pits themselves in
+a spirit of fanaticism. In one instance a fire had spread beyond the
+intended limits, and an explosion, in which three score of their
+unfortunate fellow-workmen perished, had been the net result. The
+Midlands were the least disturbed, and even there Walsall had seen a
+mass meeting at which thirty thousand colliers and other affected
+workmen had called insistently with threats upon the Government, in
+pathetic ignorance of the Treasury's plight, to purchase the nation's
+coal pits at once, and resume full time at all of them, as the only
+means of averting a national calamity.
+
+And all this had been taking place in the mild autumn, while the
+Government was still paying out sufficient relief funds to ensure that
+actual starvation should not touch any one, long before it had been
+driven to take the country into its confidence. The spectre of cold and
+hunger had not yet been raised to goad the men to madness; so far they
+regarded existence at least as assured, and the question that was
+stirring them to rebellion was not the fundamental one of the "right to
+live," but the almost academic issue of the right to live apart from the
+natural vicissitudes of life.
+
+The Government had other troubles on hand. The two principal causes for
+anxiety among these, if not actually of their own hatching, had
+certainly sprung from a common stock.
+
+The Parliament sitting at College Green deemed the moment opportune for
+issuing a Declaration of Independence and proclaiming a republic. Three
+years before, all Irishmen had been withdrawn from the British army and
+navy on the receipt of Dublin's firmly-worded note to the effect that
+since the granting of extended Home Rule, Irishmen came within the
+sphere of the Foreign Enlistment Act. These men formed the nucleus of a
+very useful army with which Ireland thought it would be practicable to
+hold out in the interior until foreign intervention came to its aid.
+Possibly England thought so too, for Mr Strummery's Ministry contented
+itself with issuing what its members described as a firm and dignified
+protest. Closely examined, it was discoverable that the dignified
+portion was a lengthy recapitulation of ancient history; the firm
+portion a record of Dublin's demands since Home Rule had been conceded,
+while the essential part of the communication informed the new republic
+that its actions were not what his Majesty's Ministers had expected of
+it, and that they would certainly reserve the right of taking the matter
+in hand at some future time more suitable to themselves.
+
+The other harassment was that Leicester lay at the mercy of an epidemic
+of small-pox which threatened to become historic in the annals of the
+scourge. In the second month the average daily number of deaths had
+risen to 120, and there was no sign of a decrease. In the autumn it was
+hoped that the winter would kill the disease; in the winter it was
+anticipated that it would die out naturally under the influence of the
+spring sunshine. The situation affected Mr Chadwing more closely than
+any of his colleagues, for Leicester had the honour of returning the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer as one of its members. Under normal
+conditions Mr Chadwing made a practice of visiting his constituency and
+addressing a meeting every few weeks, but during the six months that the
+epidemic raged he found himself unable to leave London. His attitude was
+perfectly consistent, in spite of the hard things that some of his
+supporters said of him in his absence: like the majority of his
+constituents, he had a Conscientious Objection to vaccination, but he
+also had an even stronger conscientious objection to encountering
+small-pox infection.
+
+The 24th of November ushered in a new phase of the strife. It marked the
+beginning of the Dark Winter. Early in December the newspapers began to
+draw comparisons between the weather then prevailing and the hard
+winters on record. At that date it was noticeable how many
+rustic-looking vagrants were to be seen walking aimlessly about the
+streets of London. The unemployed from the country were beginning to
+flock in for the mere sense of warmth. The British Museum, St. Paul's
+Cathedral, the free libraries, and other places where it was possible to
+escape from the dreadful rigour of the streets, were crowded by day. At
+night long _queues_ of miserable creatures haunted the grids of
+restaurants, the sheltered sides of theatres, the windows of printing
+houses, and any spot where a little warmth exhaled. On the nights of the
+4th, the 5th, and the 6th of December the thermometer on Primrose Hill
+registered 3° below zero. On the 7th pheasants were observed feeding
+among the pigeons in the main street of Highgate, and from that time
+onwards wild birds of the rarer kinds were no unusual sight in the
+London parks and about the public buildings. In the country it was
+remarked that the small birds had begun to disappear, and the curious
+might read any morning of frozen goldfinches being picked up in
+Camberwell, larks about Victoria Park, and starlings, robins,
+blackbirds, and such like fry everywhere. By this time dairymen had
+discovered that it was impossible to deliver milk unless they carried a
+brazier of live charcoal on their cart or hand-truck. Local
+correspondents in the provinces had ceased to report ordinary cases of
+death from cold and exposure; there were cases in the streets of London
+every night.
+
+Early in December Sir John Hampden was approached unofficially by a few
+members of Parliament, including one or two of minor official rank, to
+learn his "terms." The suggestions were tentative on both sides, and
+nothing was stated definitely. But out of the circumlocution it might be
+inferred that he expressed his willingness to rescind the boycott, and
+to devote five million pounds to public relief at once, in return for
+certain modifications of the franchise and an immediate dissolution.
+Nothing came of the movement, and during the first week of December the
+Government sent round to the post-offices and to all the Crown tax
+collectors notices that the licences ordinarily falling due on the 1st
+of January must be taken out on or before the 15th of the current month,
+and the King's Taxes similarly collected in advance. The League did not
+make any open comment on this departure, but every member merely ignored
+it, and when the 16th of December was reached, it devolved upon the
+officers of the Crown to enforce the payment by legal process. In the
+language of another age, the Government was faced by five million
+"Passive Resisters." It soon became apparent that instead of getting in
+the taxes a fortnight before their time, the greater part of the revenue
+from that source would be delayed at least a month later than usual.
+
+On the 20th of December one million and three-quarters State-supported
+unemployed of various grades presented themselves at the appointed
+trades unions committee rooms, workhouse offices, employment bureaux,
+Treasury depôts, from which the Fund was administered, to receive their
+weekly "wage." As they passed in they were confronted by a formal notice
+to the effect that the disbursement was then reduced to half its usual
+amount. As they passed out they came upon another formal notice to the
+effect that after the following week the Grant would be "temporarily
+suspended." Possibly that also embodied an idea of "breaking it gently."
+
+The cry of surprise, rage, and terrified foreboding that rose from every
+town and village of the land when the direful news was at length
+understood, can never be described. Its echoes were destined to roll
+through the pages of English history for many a generation. The
+immediate result was that rioting broke out in practically all parts of
+the country except the purely agricultural. The people who had been
+promised a perpetual life of milk and honey had "murmured" when they
+were offered bread and water. Now there seemed every prospect of the
+water reaching them as ice, and the bread-board being empty, and their
+"murmuring" took a sharper edge. In some places there were absolute
+stampedes of reason. In justice it has to be remembered that by this
+time the most pitiless winter of modern times had been heaping misery on
+misery for a month, that the chance of finding work or relief was
+recognised to be the forlornest hope, and that very, very few had a
+reserve of any kind.
+
+The indiscriminate disturbances of the 20th of December were easily
+suppressed. A people that has been free for generations loses the gift
+for successful rioting in the face of armed discipline, even of the most
+inadequate strength. But for constitutional purposes the body of one
+dragooned rioter in England was worth more than a whole "Vladimir's
+battue" east of the Baltic.
+
+On the 27th of December the certified unemployed drew their diminished
+pittance for the last time. They left the buildings in many places with
+the significant threat that they would return that day week, and if
+there was nothing for them would "warm their hands" there at the least.
+There was renewed rioting that day also. The forces of law and order had
+been strengthened; the rioters appeared to have been better organised.
+In one or two towns the rioting began to approach the Continental level.
+Bolton was said to have proved itself far from amateurish, and Nuneaton
+was spoken of as being distinctly promising. At the end of that day
+public buildings had to be requisitioned in several places to lay out
+the spoils of victory and defeat.
+
+Two days later every newspaper contained an "open letter" from Sir John
+Hampden to the Government, in which he unconditionally offered them, on
+behalf of the Unity League and in the name of humanity, sufficient funds
+to pay the half grant for four weeks longer. It was a humane offer, but
+its proper name was strategy. It embarrassed the Government to decide
+whether to accept or decline. It embarrassed them if they accepted, and
+if they declined it embarrassed them most of all. They declined; or, to
+be precise, they ignored the offer.
+
+By this time England might be said to be under famine. London, in its
+ice-bound straits, began curiously to assume the appearance of a
+mediæval city. By night one might meet grotesquely clad bands of
+revellers returning from some ice carnival (for the Thames had long been
+frozen from the Tower to Gravesend) by the light of lanterns and torches
+which they carried. None but those who had nothing to lose ventured out
+into the streets at night except by companies. Thieves and bludgeoners
+lurked in every archway, and arrests were seldom made; beggars
+importuned with every wile and in every tone, and new fantastic creeds
+and extravagant new parties sent out their perfervid disciples to
+proclaim Utopias at every corner.
+
+To add to the terror of the night there suddenly sprang into prominence
+the bands of "Running Madmen" who swept through the streets like fallen
+leaves in an autumn gale. Barefooted, gaunt, and wildly dressed in rags,
+they broke upon the astonished wayfarer's sight, and passed out again
+into the gloom before he could ask himself what strange manner of men
+they were. Never alone, seldom exceeding a score in any band, they ran
+keenly as though with some purposeful end in view, for the most part
+silently, but now and then startling the quiet night with an
+inarticulate wail or a cry of woe or lamentation, but they turned from
+street to street in aimless intricacy, and sought no definite goal. They
+were never seen by day, and whence they came or where they had their
+homes none could say, but the steady increase in the number of their
+bands showed that they were undoubtedly the victims of a contagious
+mania such as those that have appeared in the past from time to time.
+
+Almost as ragged and unkempt was the army that by day marched under the
+standard of Brother Ambrose towards the sinless New Jerusalem. Reading
+the abundant signs all round with an inspired and fatalistic eye,
+Ambrose uncompromisingly announced that all the portents of the
+Millennium were now fulfilled, and that the reign of temporal power on
+earth was at an end. Each day his eloquence mounted to a wilder flight,
+each day he dreamed new dreams and saw fresh visions, and promised to
+his followers more definitely the spoil of victory, and parcelled out
+the smiling, fruitful land. Drawn by every human passion, recruits
+poured into his ranks, and when he marched in tattered state to mark the
+boundaries of the impending Golden City, the Legions of the Chosen
+rolled not in their thousands, but in their tens of thousands, singing
+hymns and interspersing ribaldry.
+
+A very different spectacle was afforded by the bands of the Gilded Youth
+which by day patrolled the approaches to houses of the better class,
+wherever smoke had been seen issuing from the chimneys, and by night
+with equal order and thoroughness turned out the public gas lamps in the
+streets, until many of the authorities at last gave up the lighting of
+the lamps as a useless formality.
+
+It was impossible for the occupants of a house that had incurred their
+enmity to have them removed by force, or to maintain an attitude of
+unconcern in the face of their demonstration, yet everything they did
+came under the term of "Peaceful Picketing" within the provisions of the
+Act, and an attempt to fix responsibility upon the Unity League for the
+high-handed action of its agents in a few cases where the Gilded Youth
+had gone beyond their powers, failed ignominiously through the precedent
+afforded by the final settlement of the celebrated Tawe Valley Case.
+
+In the provinces the rioters were burning coal, burning coal-pits,
+smashing machinery and destroying property indiscriminately, blind to
+the fact that some of the immediate effects were falling on their
+fellow-workmen, and that most of the ultimate effects would fall upon
+themselves. In London and elsewhere the bands of the Gilded Youth were
+going quietly and systematically about their daily work, "peacefully"
+terrorising house-holders into submission, and carefully turning out the
+public lamps at night as soon as they were lit. To the reflective mind
+it was rather a dreadful power that the time had called into being: an
+educated mob that "rioted peacefully" and did nothing at all that was
+detrimental to its own interest.
+
+Each morning people assured one another that so unparalleled a frost
+could last no longer, but each night the air seemed to be whetted to a
+keener edge, and each day there came fresh evidences of its power. Early
+in January it was computed that all the small birds that had not taken
+refuge in towns were dead, partly through the cold itself, but equally
+by starvation, for the ground yielded them nothing, and the trees and
+shrubs upon which they had been able to rely for food in former winters
+had long since perished. There were none but insignificant hollies to be
+seen in English gardens for the next generation, and in exposed
+situations forest trees and even oaks were split down to the ground.
+
+All this time there was very little destructive rioting going on in
+London on any organised scale, but every night breadths of wood pavement
+were torn up by the homeless vagrants, who were now allowed to herd
+where they could, and great fires set burning at which the police warmed
+themselves and mingled supinely with the crowd. By day the police went
+in pairs, by night they patrolled in companies of five. For the
+emergency of serious rioting the military were always kept in readiness;
+against the more ordinary depredations on private property the owners
+were practically left to defend themselves. In those dark weeks watch
+duty became one of the regular occupations among the staff of every
+London business, and short shrift was given to intruders. Inquests went
+like marriages in busy churches at Easter-tide--in batches, and the
+morning cart that picked up the frozen dead had only one compartment.
+
+The time was past when the effects of the vast disorganisation could be
+localised. Every trade and profession, every trivial and obscure
+calling, and every insignificant little offshoot of that great trunk
+called Commerce was involved in depression; it was not too much to say
+that every individual in the land was feeling some ill effect. Frantic
+legislation had begun it ten years before; the coal war had brought it
+to a climax, and the grip of the long, hard winter had pressed like a
+hostile hand upon the land.
+
+It had resolved itself into a war of endurance. Coal was no longer the
+pivot; it was money, immediate money with which to buy bread at the
+bakers' shops, where they carried on their trade with the shutters up
+and loaded weapons laid out in the upper rooms.
+
+Not the least curious feature of the struggle was the marked
+disinclination of the starving populace to pillage or bloodshed.
+Doubtless they saw that whatever they might individually profit by a
+reign of terror, their cause and party had nothing to gain from it. Such
+an outburst must inevitably react unfavourably upon the Government of
+the day, and it was _their_ party then in power. But they had not the
+mob instinct in them; they were not composed of the ordinary mob
+element. In the bulk they were neither criminals nor hooligans, but
+matter-of-fact, disillusionised working men, and the instincts of their
+class have ever been steady and law-abiding. In Cheapside a gang of
+professional thieves blew out the iron shutter of a jeweller's shop with
+dynamite, and securing a valuable haul of jewellery in the momentary
+confusion, sought to hide themselves among the mob. Far from entering
+into their aspirations, the mob promptly conveyed them to the nearest
+police station, and returned to the owner the valuable articles that had
+been scattered about the street. The climax of the incident was reached
+by half a dozen of the most stalwart unemployed gladly accepting a few
+shillings each to guard the broken window until the shutter was
+repaired.
+
+At the collieries, the mills, the workshops, and the seats of labour
+there were outrages against property, but away from the immediate
+centres there was neither cupidity nor resentment. Whenever disturbances
+of the kind took place they were invariably in pursuit of food or
+warmth. The men were dispirited, and by this time they regarded their
+cause as lost. Their leaders, in and out of Parliament, were classed
+either as incompetent generals in a war, or as traitors who had misled
+the people. The people only asked them now to make the terms of
+surrender so that they might live; and they did not hesitate to declare
+roundly that the old times when they had had to look after themselves
+more, and had not been body and soul at the disposal of semi-political
+Unions, were preferable on the whole.
+
+The position of the Cabinet was daily growing more critical. Its chiefs
+were execrated and insulted whenever they were seen. All the approaches
+to the House were held by military guards, and the members reached its
+gates singly, and almost by stealth. Every day placards, written and
+printed, were found displayed in public places, calling on the
+Government that had no money to let in one that had. "You thought more
+of your position than of our needs when Hampden offered us help," ran
+one that Mr Strummery found nailed to his front door. "You have always
+thought more of your positions than of our needs. You have used our
+needs to raise yourselves to those positions. Now, since you no longer
+represent the wishes of the People, give way to others."
+
+The delay of the Government in throwing up an utterly untenable position
+was inexplicable to most people. Many said that the reason was that
+Hampden refused to take office under the existing franchise, and no one
+but Hampden could form an administration in that crisis that could hope
+to live for a day. Whatever the reason might be, it was obvious that the
+Government was drifting towards a national tragedy that would be
+stupendous, for in less than a month's time, it was agreed on all hands,
+the daily tale of starved and famished dead would have reached its
+thousands.
+
+Still the Government hung on, backed in sullen submission by its
+automatic majority. Changes in the Cabinet were of almost daily record,
+but the half dozen men of prominence remained. Cecil Brown was the last
+of the old minor men to be dropped. A dog trainer, who had taken up
+politics, succeeded him. "It is too late now," Cecil Brown was reported
+to have said when he learned who was to be his successor. "They want
+bread, not circuses!"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+THE INCIDENT OF THE 13TH OF JANUARY
+
+
+"I do not altogether like it," said A.
+
+"Do you prefer to leave things as they are, then?" demanded B.
+
+A. went over and stood by the window, looking moodily out.
+
+"It is merely a necessity," said C.
+
+"The necessity of a necessity," suggested D. happily.
+
+"Perhaps you are not aware," said B., addressing himself to the man
+standing at the window, "that the suggestion of arresting Salt did not
+come from us in the first case."
+
+"Is that so?" replied A., coming back into the room. "I certainly
+assumed that it did."
+
+"On the contrary," explained B., "it was Inspector Moeletter who
+reported to his superiors that he had succeeded in identifying the
+mysterious man who was seen with Leslie Garnet, the artist, about the
+time of his death. He would have got his warrant in the ordinary way,
+only in view of the remarkable position that Salt occupies just now,
+Stafford very naturally communicated with us."
+
+"The only point that troubles us," remarked C. reflectively, "is that
+none of us can persuade himself in the remotest degree that Salt killed
+Garnet."
+
+"I certainty require to have the evidence before I can subscribe to
+that," said B. "The man who is daily killing hundreds----"
+
+"Ah, that is the difference," commented D.
+
+"Where are the Monmouth colliers now?" asked C., after a pause.
+
+"Newbury, this morning," replied D. "Reading, to-night."
+
+"And the Midland lot?"
+
+"Towcester, I think."
+
+"If Hampden formally asks for protection for the oil store at Hanwood,
+after the miners' threat to burn it, what are you going to do?" asked A.
+
+"I should suggest telling him to go and boil himself in it, since he has
+got it there," replied C.
+
+"There will be no need to tell him anything but the bare fact, and that
+is that with twenty-five thousand turbulent colliers pouring into London
+and adding to the disaffected element already here, we cannot spare a
+single man," replied B.
+
+"I quite agree with that," remarked D., drawing attention to his
+freshly-scarred cheek. "I had a tribute of the mob's affection as I came
+in this morning."
+
+"That's your popularity," said C. "Your photograph is so much about that
+no one has any difficulty in recognising you. How do you get on in that
+way, B.?"
+
+"I?" exclaimed B. with a startled look. "Oh, I always drive with the
+blinds down now."
+
+"Are any extra military coming in before Friday?" asked A.
+
+"Yes, the Lancers from Hounslow. They come into the empty Albany Street
+Barracks to-night. Then I think that there are to be some extra infantry
+in Whitehall, from Aldershot. Cadman is seeing to all that."
+
+"But you know that the Lancers are being drawn from Hounslow?" asked C.
+with a meaning laugh.
+
+"Yes, I know that," admitted B. "Why do you laugh, C.?"
+
+C.'s only reply was to laugh again.
+
+"I will tell you why he laughs," volunteered D. "He laughs, B., because
+the Lancers withdrawn from Hounslow to Regent's Park, Salt under arrest
+at Stafford, and the Monmouth colliers coming along the Bath road and
+passing within a mile or two of Hanwood, represent the three angles of a
+very acute triangle."
+
+"There is still Hampden," muttered B.
+
+"Yes; what is going to happen to Hampden?" asked C., with a trace of his
+mordant amusement.
+
+A., who was walking about the room aimlessly, stopped and faced the
+others.
+
+"I'll tell you what," he exclaimed emphatically. "I said just now that I
+didn't like the idea of smuggling Salt away like this, and, although it
+may be advisable, I don't. But I wish to God that we had openly arrested
+the pair of them as traitors, and burned their diabolical store before
+every one's eyes three months ago."
+
+"Ah," said D. thoughtfully, "it was too early then. Now it's too late."
+
+"It may be too late to have its full effect," flashed out B., "but it
+won't be too late to make them suffer a bit along with our own people."
+
+"Provided that the oil is burned," said D.
+
+"Provided that no protection can be sent," remarked C.
+
+"Provided that Salt is arrested," added A.
+
+There was a knock at the door. It explained the attitude of the four men
+in the room and their scattered conversation. They had been awaiting
+some one.
+
+He came into the room and saluted, a powerfully-built man with "uniform"
+branded on every limb, although he wore plain clothes then.
+
+"Detective-Inspector Moeletter?" said B.
+
+"Yes, sir," said the inspector, and stood at attention.
+
+"You have the warrant?" continued B.
+
+Moeletter produced it, and passed it in for inspection. It was made out
+on the preceding day, signed by the Stipendiary Magistrate of Stafford,
+and it connected George Salt with Leslie Garnet by the link of Murder.
+
+"When you applied for this warrant," said B., looking hard at the
+inspector, "you considered that you had sufficient evidence to support
+it?"
+
+Moeletter looked puzzled for a moment, as though the question was one
+that he did not quite follow in that form. For a moment he seemed to be
+on the verge of making an explanation; then he thought better of it, and
+simply replied: "Yes, sir."
+
+"At all events," continued B. hastily, "you have enough evidence to
+justify a remand? What are the points?"
+
+"We have abundant evidence that Salt was in the neighbourhood about the
+time of the tragedy; that fact can scarcely be contested. Coming nearer,
+an old man, who had been hedging until the storm drove him under a high
+bank, saw a gentleman enter Garnet's cottage about half-past five.
+Without any leading he described this man accurately as Salt, and picked
+out his photograph from among a dozen others. About an hour later, two
+boys, who were bird-nesting near Stourton Hill church, heard a shot.
+They looked through the hedge into the graveyard and saw one man lying
+apparently dead on the ground, and another bending over him as though he
+might be going through his pockets. Being frightened, they ran away and
+told no one of it for some time, as boys would. Of course, sir, that's
+more than six months ago now, but the description they give tallies, and
+I think that we may claim a strong presumption of identity taking into
+consideration the established time of Salt's arrival at Thornley."
+
+"That is all?" said B.
+
+"As regards identity," replied the inspector. "On general grounds we
+shall show that for some time before his death Garnet had been selling
+shares and securities which he held, and that although he lived frugally
+no money was found in the remains of his house or on his person, and no
+trace of a banking account or other investment can be discovered. Then
+we allege that 'George Salt' is not the man's right name, although we
+have not been able to follow that up yet. He is generally understood to
+have been a sailor recently, and the revolver found beside the body was
+of a naval pattern. I should add that the medical evidence at the
+inquest was to the effect that the wound might have been self-inflicted,
+but that the angle was unusual."
+
+B. returned the warrant to the inspector.
+
+"That will at least ensure a remand for a week for you to continue your
+investigations?"
+
+"I think so, sir."
+
+"Without bail?"
+
+"If it is opposed."
+
+"We oppose it, then. Did you bring any one down with you?"
+
+Inspector Moeletter had not done so. He had not been able to anticipate
+what amended instructions he might receive in London, so he had thought
+it as well to come alone.
+
+"For political reasons it is desirable that nothing should be known
+publicly of the arrest until you have your prisoner safely at Stafford,"
+said B. "At present he is motoring in the southern counties. I have
+information that he will leave Farnham this afternoon between three and
+half-past and proceed direct to Guildford. Is there any reason why you
+should not arrest him between the two places?"
+
+Inspector Moeletter knew of none.
+
+"It will be preferable to doing so in either town from our point of
+view," continued B., "and it is not known whether he intends leaving
+Guildford to-night."
+
+The inspector took out an innocent-looking pocket-book, whose elastic
+band was a veritable hangman's noose, and noted the facts.
+
+"Is a description of the motor-car available?" he enquired.
+
+B. picked up a sheet of paper. "It is a large car, a 30 H.P. Daimler,
+with a covered body, and painted in two shades of green," he read from
+the paper. "The number is L.N. 7246."
+
+"I would suggest bringing him straight on in the car," said Moeletter.
+"It would obviate the publicity of railway travelling."
+
+B. nodded. "There is another thing," he said. "It is absolutely
+necessary to avoid the London termini. They are all watched
+systematically by agents of the League--spies who call themselves
+patriots. You will take the 7.30 train with your prisoner, but you will
+join it at Willesden. I will have it stopped for you."
+
+"I shall need a man who can drive the motor to go down with me," the
+detective reminded him.
+
+B. struck a bell. "Send Sergeant Tolkeith in," he said to the attendant.
+
+Sergeant Tolkeith was apparently being kept ready in the next room, to
+be slipped at the fall of the flag, so to speak. He came in very
+smartly.
+
+"You will remain with Inspector Moeletter while he is in London, and
+make all the necessary arrangements for him," instructed B. "I suppose
+that there are men at Scotland Yard available now who can drive every
+kind of motor?"
+
+Sergeant Tolkeith hazarded the opinion that there were men at Scotland
+Yard at that moment who could drive--he looked round the room in search
+of some strange or Titanic vehicle to which the prowess of Scotland Yard
+would be equal--"Well, Anything."
+
+"A man who knows the roads," continued B. "Though, for that matter, it's
+a simple enough route--the Portsmouth road all the way to Kingston, and
+then across to Willesden. You had better avoid Guildford, by the way,
+coming back. Now, what other assistance will you require?"
+
+"How many are there likely to be in the car, sir?"
+
+"No one but Salt, I am informed. He has been touring alone for a week
+past, at all events."
+
+"In that case, sir, we had better take a couple of men from Guildford
+and drive towards Farnham. We can wait at a suitable place in the road
+and make the arrest. Then when the irons are on I shall need no one
+beyond the driver I take with me. The two local men--you'll want Mr
+Salt's _chauffeur_ detained for a few hours, I suppose, sir?"
+
+"Yes, certainly; until you are well on your way. And any one else who
+may happen to be in the car. I will give you authority covering that."
+
+"The two local men can take him, or them, back to Guildford--it will be
+dark by the time they get there--for detention while enquiries are being
+made. Then if a plain-clothes man meets me at Willesden we can go on,
+and our driver can take the car on to Scotland Yard."
+
+"You see no difficulty throughout?" said B. anxiously. The inspector
+assured him that all seemed plain sailing. It was not his place to
+foresee difficulties in B.'s plans.
+
+"Then I shall expect you to report to me from Stafford about 10.30
+to-night that everything is satisfactory. Let me impress on you as a
+last word the need of care and _unconcern_ in this case. It must be
+successfully carried out, and to do that there must be no fuss or
+publicity."
+
+"Sergeant," said Detective-Inspector Moeletter, when they were outside,
+"between ourselves, can you tell me this: why they think it necessary to
+have three mute gentlemen looking on while we arrange a matter of this
+sort?"
+
+"Between ourselves, sir," replied Sergeant Tolkeith, looking cautiously
+around, "it's my belief that it's come to this: that they are all
+half-afraid of themselves and can't trust one another."
+
+"D.," remarked C., as they left together a few minutes later, "does
+anything strike you about B.?"
+
+"It strikes me that he looks rather like an undertaker's man when he is
+dressed up," replied D.
+
+"Does it not strike you that he is _afraid_?"
+
+"Oh," admitted D., stroking his wounded cheek, "that's quite possible.
+So am I, for that matter."
+
+"So may we all be in a way," said C.; "but it is different with him. I
+believe that he is in a _blue funk_. He's fey, and he's got Salt on the
+brain. Just remember that I venture on this prophecy: if Salt through
+any cause does not happen to get arrested, B. will throw up the sponge."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The office of the Unity League in Trafalgar Chambers was little more
+than an empty hive now. The headquarters of the operations had been
+transferred to the colony at Hanwood, and most of the staff had
+followed. With the declaration of the coal war, an entirely different
+set of conditions had come into force. The old offices had practically
+become a clearing house for everything connected with the League, and
+the high tide of active interest swept on elsewhere.
+
+Miss Lisle remained, a person of some consequence, but in her heart she
+sighed from time to time for a sphere of action "down another little
+lane."
+
+On the afternoon of the 13th of January she returned to the office about
+half-past three, and going to the instrument room unlocked the
+telescribe receiver-box and proceeded to sort the dozen communications
+which it contained--the accumulation of an hour--before passing them on
+to be dealt with. Most fell into clearly-defined departments at a
+glance. It was not until she reached the last, the earliest sent, that
+she read it through, but as she read that her whole half-listless,
+mechanical manner changed. With the first line apathy fell from her like
+a cloak; before she had finished, every limb and feature conveyed a
+sense of tingling excitement. In frantic haste she dragged the special
+writing materials across the table towards her, dashed off a sprawling,
+"Stop Mr Salt at any cost.--LISLE," and flashed it off to the League
+agency at Farnham.
+
+A couple of minutes must pass before she could get any reply. She picked
+up the cause of her excitement, and for the second time read the message
+it contained:
+
+"If you want to keep your Mr Salt from being arrested on a charge of
+murder, warn him that Inspector Moeletter from Stafford will be waiting
+for him on the road between Farnham and Guildford at three o'clock this
+afternoon with a warrant. No one believes in it, but he will be taken on
+in his motor to Willesden, and on to Stafford by the 7.30, and kept out
+of the way for a week while things have time to happen at Hanwood. There
+will be just enough evidence to get a remand, as there was to get a
+warrant. This is from a friend, who may remind you of it later and prove
+who he is by this sign."
+
+The letter finished with a rough drawing of a gallows and a broken rope.
+It was written in a cramped, feigned hand and addressed to Sir John
+Hampden. It might have been lying in the box for an hour.
+
+The telescribe bell gave its single note. Irene opened the box in
+feverish dread. An exclamation of despair broke from her lips as some
+words on the paper stood out in the intensity of their significance even
+before she took the letter from the box.
+
+This was what Farnham replied:
+
+"Hope nothing is the matter. Mr Salt left here quite half an hour ago,
+in his motor, for Guildford. He will stay there the night, or proceed to
+Hanwood according to the time he is occupied. Please let me know if
+there is any trouble."
+
+Half an hour! There was not the remotest chance of intercepting him.
+Already, under ordinary circumstances, he would be in the outskirts of
+Guildford. It only remained to verify the worst. She wrote a brief
+message asking Mr Salt if he would kindly communicate with her
+immediately on his arrival, and despatched it to the agency at
+Guildford. If there was no reply to that request during the next
+half-hour she would accept the arrest as an established fact. And there
+being nothing apparently to do for the next half-hour, Miss Lisle, very
+much to the surprise of ninety-nine out of her hundred friends could
+they have seen her, went down on her knees in the midst of a roomful of
+the latest achievements of science and began to pray that a miracle
+might happen.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"I suppose that I may smoke?" said Salt. He was sitting handcuffed in
+his own motor-car, charged with murder, and formally cautioned that
+anything he should say might be used as evidence against him. It was
+scarcely a necessary warning in his case; with the exception of an
+equally formal protest against the arrest, he had not opened his lips
+until now. He and Moeletter had sat silently facing one another in the
+comfortably-appointed, roomy car, Salt with his face to the driver and
+leaning back in his easy seat with outward unconcern, the detective
+braced to a more alert attitude and with his knees almost touching those
+of his prisoner. For a mile or more--for perhaps seven or eight minutes
+by time, for the new driver was cautious with the yet unknown car--they
+had proceeded thus.
+
+Yet Salt was very far from being unconcerned as he leaned back
+negligently among the cushions. He was thinking keenly, and with the
+settled, tranquil gaze that betrayed nothing, watching alertly the miles
+of dreary high-road that stretched along the Hog's Back before them. He
+had long foreseen the possibility of arrest, and he had taken certain
+precautions; but to safeguard himself effectually he would have had to
+abandon the more important part of his work, and the risk he ran was the
+smaller evil of the two. But he had not anticipated this charge. Some
+legal jugglery with "conspiracy" had been in his mind.
+
+"I suppose that I may smoke?" Half a mile ahead a solitary wayfarer was
+approaching. Salt might have noted him, but there was nothing remarkable
+in his appearance except that pedestrians--or vehicles either, for that
+matter--were rare along the Hog's Back on that bitter winter afternoon.
+
+"Why, certainly, sir; in your own car, surely," replied the inspector
+agreeably. He was there to do his duty, and he had done it, even down to
+the detail of satisfying himself by search that his prisoner carried no
+weapon. Beyond that there was no reason to be churlish, especially as
+every one had to admit that there was no telling what might have
+happened in a week's or a month's time. "Can I help you in any way?"
+
+"Thank you, I will manage," replied Salt, and in spite of his manacles
+he succeeded without much difficulty in taking out his cigarette-case
+and a match-box. He lit a cigarette, blew out the match, and then looked
+hesitatingly round the rather elegant car, at the rich velvety carpet on
+the floor, at the half-burned vesta in his hand. Then with easy
+unconcern he lowered the window by his side and leaned forward towards
+it.
+
+It was a perfectly natural action, but Inspector Moeletter owed at least
+one step in his promotion to a habit of always being on his guard
+against natural-seeming actions of that kind. His left foot quickly and
+imperceptibly slid across the carpet, so that if Salt made any
+ill-judged attempt to leave the car he must inevitably come to grief
+across that rigid barrier; with a ready eye Moeletter noted afresh the
+handle of the door, the size of the window frame, and every kindred
+detail. His hands lay in unostentatious readiness by his side, and he
+felt no apprehension.
+
+But Salt had not the faintest intention of attempting any sensational
+act. He dropped the match leisurely from between his fingers, cast a
+glance up to the sky, where the lowering clouds had long been
+threatening snow, and then drew in his head. But in some way, either
+from his position, a jolt of the car, or a touch against the sash, as he
+did so his cap was jerked off, and, despite a quick but clumsy attempt
+to catch it in his fettered hands, it was whirled away behind in their
+eddying wake.
+
+"Please stop," he said, turning to Moeletter. "I am afraid that I shall
+find it too cold without."
+
+The detective was not pleased, but there was nothing in the mishap that
+he could take objection to. Further, he had no wish to make his prisoner
+in any way noticeable during the latter part of their journey. "Pull up,
+Murphy," he called through the tube by his shoulder, and with a grinding
+that set its owner's teeth on edge, the car came to a standstill in two
+lengths.
+
+Moeletter had intended that the driver should recover the cap, but he
+was saved the trouble. The solitary pedestrian had happened to be on the
+spot at the moment of the incident, and he was standing by the open
+window almost as soon as the car stopped. Forgetful of his indignity,
+Salt stretched out a manacled hand and received his property. "Thank
+you," he said with a pleasant smile. "I am much obliged."
+
+"Go on," said Moeletter, through the tube.
+
+"I think that I had better get used to these--'darbies' is the
+professional name, is it not, Inspector?--to these 'darbies' before I
+look out again," remarked Salt good-humouredly.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The telescribe bell announced another message. It found Irene sitting at
+the table in the instrument room with ordnance maps around her and the
+index book of the League's most trusted agents lying open on the shelf.
+She just glanced at the clock as she jumped up. It was 4.15, exactly the
+last minute of the half-hour that she had fixed as the limit of
+uncertainty. The message might even yet be from Salt. But it was not; it
+was this instead:
+
+"Fear Mr Salt has been arrested. He is in his motor-car, handcuffed,
+proceeding towards Guildford, in charge of man who has appearance of
+belonging to police force. Driver is not Mr Salt's man. Mr S. made opp.
+for me to see sit., but said nothing. Passed just W. of Puttenham 3.55.
+Roads good, but snow beginning. Car trav only 10-12 m. hour. Shall
+remain here on chance being use. Don't hesitate."
+
+A hall-formed plan was already floating in the space between Miss
+Lisle's adventurous brain and the maps. The Puttenham message
+crystallised it. There was now something to go on. The route she knew
+already; the times and mileages also lay beneath her hand. The scheme
+had a hundred faults, and only one thing to recommend it--that it might
+succeed. For ten minutes she flung herself into the details of the maps,
+jotting down a time, a distance, here and there a detail of the road.
+"Puttenham" might remain at his box till dawn, but all the work, all the
+chance, was forward--before the car. At the end of ten minutes Irene
+picked up the accumulation of her labours and rang up the telephone
+exchange.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"What is it, Murphy?" demanded the inspector through the tube, as the
+car came to a dead stop. "Something else in the way?"
+
+"I can't quite make it out, sir," was the reply. "We're just outside the
+long railway arch, and there seems to be something on fire towards the
+other end. Terrible lot of smoke coming through."
+
+"Can't we run up to it?"
+
+"This is an unusually long bridge--fifty or sixty yards, I should say. I
+hardly like to take you on into that smoke, sir."
+
+"Oh, very well. Jump down and see what it is. Only be as sharp as you
+can."
+
+It was now pitch dark, and a driving, biting storm of snow and hail was
+blowing across their path from the east. When the constable-_chauffeur_
+had learned sufficient of the car to give him confidence, the storm had
+swept down, and their progress had been scarcely any faster. There had
+been delays, too. By Ripley a heavy farm waggon had broken down almost
+before their eyes, and it had been ten minutes before a spare chain
+horse could be obtained to drag it to the roadside. Further on some men
+felling a tree in a coppice had clumsily allowed it to fall across the
+road, and another ten minutes elapsed before it was cut in two and
+rolled aside. Fortunately they were not pressed for time. Fortunately,
+also, the driver knew the way, for few people were afoot to face that
+dreadful stream of snow and ice with the lashing wind and the numbing
+cold. Two, two or three, or perhaps four men had chanced to be at hand
+when the car stopped, making their way towards the bridge, but the
+wreathing snow soon cut them off. Occasionally, when the wind and drift
+hung for a moment, a figure or two showed dimly and gigantic in the murk
+of the tunnel. Nothing of the fire could be seen, but the smoke
+continued to pour out, and the mingled odour of burned and unburned oil
+filled the car.
+
+In a few minutes the driver returned. When he had left his seat
+Moeletter had leaned forward, and with a gruff word of half apology had
+laid a hand upon the rug across Salt's knees, so that he held, or at
+least controlled, the connecting links of the handcuffs, while at the
+same time his other hand had dropped quietly down to his hip-pocket. He
+now lowered the window on the further side, still keeping his left hand
+on the rug.
+
+"Oil cart ablaze, sir," gasped the driver, between paroxysms of
+coughing. "Road simply running fire, and the fumes awful." His face was
+almost completely protected beneath cap, goggles, and a storm shade that
+fell from the cap over the shoulders and buttoned across the mouth, but
+no covering had seemed effectual against the suffocating reek of the
+burning oil. The fire had melted the snow off his clothes, and he stood
+by the door with a bar of darkness just falling across his face, and the
+electric light through the lowered window blazing upon his gleaming
+leathers, his gauntlets and puttee leggings, and the cumbrous numbered
+badge that the regulations then imposed.
+
+"It will be some time before the road is passable?" asked Moeletter with
+a frown.
+
+"Oh, hours perhaps," was the sputtering reply. "Would suggest going by
+Molesey Bridge, sir. Best way now."
+
+"Is it much out?"
+
+"The turning is half a mile back. From there it is no further than this
+way."
+
+"And you know the way perfectly?"
+
+The driver nodded. "Perfectly, sir."
+
+"Very well; go on. We have plenty of time yet, but you might get a few
+more miles out of her, if you think you can."
+
+The driver jumped up to his seat, the horn gave its bull-like note of
+warning, and gliding round the car began to head back towards Esher with
+the open common on either side and the pelting wind behind. It slackened
+for a moment at the fork in the high-road, turned to the right, and then
+began to draw away northward with an increased speed that showed the
+driver to be capable of rising to his instructions.
+
+"It is fortunate that the inspector is not a motoring man," thought Salt
+to himself with an inward smile. "This is very much too good." But the
+inspector only noticed that with the increased speed the car seemed to
+run more smoothly, and even then he had no means of judging what the
+increase had become. The man whose car it was knew that a very different
+explanation than mere speed lay behind the sudden change that made the
+motion now sheer luxury. He knew with absolute conviction what had
+happened, and he would have known without any further evidence that the
+driver who now had his hand upon the wheel was a thousand miles ahead of
+constable-_chauffeur_ Murphy in motor-craft.
+
+It was not the first suggestion of some friendly influence at work that
+had stirred his mind. The incident of the stranded waggon across the
+road by Ripley was little in itself. Even when they were a second time
+delayed by the fallen tree a few miles further on nothing but an
+unreasoning hope could have called it more than coincidence. But with
+the third episode a matured plan began to loom through the meaningless
+delays. Oil was here, and where there was oil in England at that day the
+hand of the Unity League might be traced not far away. In his mind's eye
+Salt ran over half a dozen miles of the Portsmouth road. As far as he
+could remember, if it was _intended_ to block the road there was
+scarcely a more suitable spot than the long railway bridge to be found
+between Esher and Kingston, and, followed the thought, if it was
+intended to force Moeletter to accept the bridge at Molesey, no point in
+all the high-road south of the fork would have served.
+
+The three accidents had taken place each at the exact point where it
+would best serve its purpose.
+
+Salt did not even glance at the driver when he returned from the fire.
+He leaned back in his seat in simple enjoyment, and Inspector Moeletter
+thought from his appearance that he was going to sleep.
+
+There was little to be gained by looking out, apart from the policy of
+unconcern. The huge white motor-car that was waiting in the cross-road
+by Esher station had its head-lights masked, and in the snow-storm and
+the night it could not have been seen ten yards away. The driver of the
+green car sounded his horn for the road as he swept by, and ten seconds
+later the white car glided out from its place of concealment like a
+ghostly mastodon, and, baring its dazzling lamps, began to thrash along
+the road in the other's wake.
+
+What would be their route when they had crossed the bridge? That was
+Salt's constant thought now, not because he was troubled by the chances,
+but because it was the next point in the unknown plan that would serve
+to guide him. He had not long to wait under the dexterous pilotage of
+the unknown hand outside. The flat, straight road became a tortuous
+village street, the lights of the Molesey shops and inns splashed in
+splintering blurs across the streaming windows, an iron bridge shook and
+rumbled beneath their wheels, and they were in Middlesex.
+
+The horn brayed out a continuous warning note, the car swung off to the
+left, and Salt, with his eyes closed, knew exactly what had been
+arranged.
+
+But there was yet Inspector Moeletter to be reckoned with. He was
+ignorant of the roads, but he had a well-developed gift of location, and
+the abrupt turn to the left when he had seen what appeared to be a broad
+high-road leading straight on from Molesey Bridge, gave him a moment's
+thought. He turned to the speaking-tube.
+
+"Are you sure that this is right, Murphy?" he asked sharply. "Kingston
+must lie away on the right."
+
+"We go through Hampton this way, sir, and into the Kingston road at
+Twickenham," came the chattering reply in a half-frozen voice. "It is
+just as near, and we don't meet the wind."
+
+It was quite true, although the inspector might not know it, but the
+ready explanation seemed to satisfy him. Another circumstance would have
+set his mind at rest. At Hampton the route took them equally to the
+right. Salt did not know the road intimately, but he knew that if his
+surmise was correct, they must very soon draw away to the left again.
+What would happen then? For three or four miles they would run between
+hedges and encounter nothing more urban than a scattered hamlet.
+Twickenham they would never see that night. Inspector Moeletter was far
+from being unsophisticated, and his suspicion had already once,
+apparently, been touched. How would the race end?
+
+The car slowed down for a moment, but so smoothly that it was almost
+imperceptible, and with a clanging bell an electric tram swung into
+their vision and out again. Salt was taking note of every trifle in this
+enthralling game. Why, he asked himself, had so expert a driver
+slackened speed with plenty of room to pass? He saw a possible
+explanation. They had been meeting and overtaking trams at intervals all
+the way from Molesey Bridge. In another minute they would have left the
+high-road and the tram route, and the driver wished to hide the fact
+from Moeletter as long as possible. He had therefore _waited_ to meet
+this tram so that the inspector might unconsciously carry in his mind
+the evidence of their presence to the last possible point.
+
+They were no longer on the high-road; they had glided off somewhere
+without a warning note or any indication of speed or motion to betray
+the turn they had taken. The houses were becoming sparser, fields
+intervened, with here and there a strung-out colony of cottages. Soon
+even the scattered buildings ceased, or appeared so rarely that they
+only dotted long stretches of country lanes, and at every yard they
+trembled on the verge of detection. Nothing but the glare of light
+inside the vehicle and the storm and darkness beyond could have hid for
+a moment from even the least suspicious of men the fact that they were
+no longer travelling even the most secluded of suburban high-roads. And
+now, as if aware that the deception could not be maintained much longer,
+the driver began to increase the speed at every open stretch. Again
+nothing but his inspired skill and the perfectly-balanced excellence of
+the car could disguise the fact that they flew along the level road;
+while among the narrow winding lanes they rushed at a headlong pace,
+shooting down declines and breasting little hills without a pause. The
+horn boomed its warning every second, and from behind came the answering
+note of the long white motor. It had crept nearer and nearer since they
+left the high-road, and its brilliant head-lights now lit up the way as
+far as the pilot car. Little chance for Moeletter to convoy his prisoner
+out of those deserted lanes whatever happened now!
+
+What means, what desperate means, he might have taken in a gallant
+attempt to retrieve the position if he had suspected treachery just a
+minute before he did, one may speculate but never know.
+
+As it was, the uneasy instinct that everything was not right awoke too
+late for him to make the stand. It was less than ten minutes after
+meeting the last tram that he peered out into the night doubtfully, but
+in those ten minutes the green car had all but won its journey's end.
+
+"Murphy," he cried imperiously, with his mouth to the tube and a
+startled eye on Salt, "tell me immediately where we are."
+
+"A minute, sir," came the hasty answer, as the driver bent forward to
+verify some landmark. "This brake----
+
+"Stop this instant!" roared the inspector, rising to his feet in rage
+and with a terrible foreboding.
+
+There was a muffled rattle as they shot over a snow-laden bridge, a
+curious sense of passing into a new atmosphere, and then with easy
+precision the car drew round and stopped dead before the open double
+doors of its own house. No one spoke for a moment. There was another
+muffled roar outside, the sound of heavy iron doors clashing together,
+and the great white car reproduced their curve and drew up by their
+side.
+
+From the driver's seat of the green car the Hon. Bruce Wycombe, son and
+heir of old Viscount Chiltern and the most skilful motorist in Europe,
+climbed painfully down, and, pulling off his head-gear, opened the door
+of the car with a bow that would have been more graceful if he had been
+less frozen.
+
+"Welcome to Hanwood after your long journey, Inspector Moeletter!" he
+exclaimed most affably.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+
+THE MUSIC AND THE DANCE
+
+
+Along the great west road, ten thousand Monmouth colliers were streaming
+towards London, in every stage of famine and discomfort. What they
+intended to do when they reached the Capital they had no clearer idea
+than had the fifteen thousand Midlanders at Barnet. All they knew was
+that they were starving at home, and they could be no worse off in
+London. Also in London there was to be found the Government, the
+Government that had betrayed them.
+
+The conception of the march had been wild, the execution was lamentable.
+The leaders might have taken Napoleon's descent on Moscow as their
+model. Ten hand-carts exhausted their commissariat. They were to live on
+the land they passed through; but the land was agricultural and poor,
+the populace regarded the Monmouth colliers as foreigners, and the
+response was scanty. Only one circumstance saved the march from becoming
+a tragedy of hundreds instead of merely, as it was, a tragedy of scores.
+
+The men were being fed from London. By whom, and why, not even their
+leaders knew, but each night a railway truck full of provisions was
+awaiting their arrival at a station on their route, and each day the
+men's leader-in-chief was informed where the next supply would be. It
+influenced them to continue their journey pacifically when they must
+otherwise, sooner or later, have abandoned all restraint and marched
+through anarchy. It enabled them to reach London. It added another
+element to the Government's distraction in their day of reckoning. It
+was a Detail.
+
+But at Windsor there were no provisions waiting. No one knew why. The
+station authorities had nothing to suggest. After a week's regular
+supply the leaders had come to expect their daily truck-load, had come
+to rely implicitly upon it, and had made no other arrangements. They
+conferred together anxiously; it was all there was for them to do.
+Windsor was not sympathetic towards them. They had not expected it to
+be, but they had expected to be independent of Windsor's friendship. Two
+thousand special constables escorted them in and shepherded them
+assiduously. Otherwise there might have been disturbances, for a Castle
+guard comprised the extent of Windsor's military resources then. As it
+was, the miners reached the Royal Borough hungry, and left it famished.
+A rumour spread along the ranks as they set out that an unfortunate
+mistake had been made, but that supplies would be awaiting them in Hyde
+Park.
+
+If that was a detail, as it might well have been, it was not wholly
+successful. The men were hungry and dispirited, but London was not their
+immediate goal. For weeks they had been telling the vacillating Cabinet
+what ought to be done with the oil at Hanwood, and as they set out they
+had boasted to their brothers across the Rhymney that before they
+returned they would show them how to fire a beacon that would singe the
+hair of five million Leaguers. Midway between Windsor and London they
+proceeded to turn off from the highway under the direction of their
+leaders, and debouching from the narrow lanes on to the fields beyond,
+they began to advance across the country in a straggling, far-flung
+wave.
+
+On the previous day both the Home Office and the War Office had received
+applications for protection from the Company at Hanwood, backed by
+evidence which left no possible doubt that the Monmouth unemployed
+contemplated an organised attack on the oil store. The two departments
+replied distantly, that in view of the existing conditions within the
+Metropolis and the forces at their disposal, it was impossible to
+despatch either troops or constabulary to protect private property in
+isolated districts. Hanwood acknowledged these replies, and gave notice
+with equal punctilio that they would take the best means within their
+power for safeguarding their interests, and at the same time formally
+notified the Government that they held them responsible, through their
+failure to carry out the obligations of their office, for all the
+developments that the situation might lead to--an exchange of civilities
+which in private life is sometimes attained much more simply by two
+disputants consigning each other to the society of the Prince of
+Darkness in four words.
+
+Whatever there might be behind the intimation, there was little to
+indicate it at dusk that afternoon. The stranger or the native passing
+along Miss Lisle's secluded lane would have noticed only two
+circumstances to suggest anything unusual in the air.
+
+A few hundred feet above the trees within the wall, a box-kite was
+straining at its rope in the rising gale. From the basket car a man
+watched every movement of the countryside through his field-glasses, and
+conversed from time to time through a telephone with the kite section
+down below. A second wire ran from the field telephone to a room of the
+offices where Salt was engaged with half a dozen of the chiefs of the
+Council of the League. Sir John Hampden was not present. He was
+remaining in London to afford the Government every facility for
+negotiating a settlement whenever they might desire it.
+
+In the lane, a group of men with tickets in their hats were loitering
+about the bridge. They comprised a Peaceful Picket within the meaning of
+the Act. They had been there since daybreak, and so far no one had shown
+any wish to dispute their position.
+
+The war-kite and the picket in the lane were the "eyes" of the opposing
+belligerents.
+
+The League had nothing to gain by submitting the issue to the
+arbitrament of lead and fire. No one had anything to gain by it, but
+after a bout at fisticuffs a defeated child will sometimes pick up a
+dangerous stone and fling it. The League had accepted the challenge of
+those who marched beneath the red banner for war on constitutional
+lines. Some of those who marched beneath the red banner were now
+disposed to try the effect of beating their ploughshares into swords,
+and however much the League might have preferred them to keep to their
+bargain, the most effective retort was to turn their own pacific sickles
+into bayonets.
+
+In the staff room Salt was addressing his associates--half military,
+half political--who now represented the innermost Council of the League.
+Some of them had been members of former Ministries, others soldiers who
+had worn the insignia of generals, but they rendered to this unknown man
+among them an unquestioning allegiance, because of what he had already
+done, because he inspired them with absolute reliance in what he would
+yet succeed in doing, and, not least, because he had the air that fitted
+the position.
+
+"More than two years ago," he was saying, "the first draft of the
+formation and operations of the League contained a section much to the
+following effect:
+
+"'It is an essential feature of the plan that the League should work on
+constitutional lines from beginning to end and in contemplation of
+bringing about the desired reforms without firing a solitary shot or
+violating a single law.
+
+"'Nevertheless, it is inevitable that when the position becomes acute
+civil disorders will arise out of the involved situation, and
+demonstrations of the affected people will threaten the Government of
+the day on the one hand and the proposed League on the other.
+
+"'In these circumstances it will be prudent to contemplate, as a last
+phase of the struggle, an organised military attack on the property of
+the League, masked under the form of a popular riot, but instigated or
+connived at by responsible authorities. I propose, therefore, to
+establish the League stores in a position naturally suited for defence,
+and to adopt such further precautions as will render them secure against
+ordinary attack.'
+
+"We have now reached that closing phase of the struggle," continued
+Salt. "On the evidence of this report from Sir John Hampden we may
+assume that within twenty-four hours our aggressive work will be over.
+Will our opponents, in the language of the street, 'go quietly'?"
+
+"It has fallen to my lot to read the Riot Act on three occasions," said
+one of the company, "and I have seen disturbances in Ireland; but I have
+never before known an unorganised mob to surround a position completely
+and then to sit down to wait for night."
+
+"Lieutenant Vivash wishes to speak to Mr Salt personally," said a
+subordinate, appearing at the door.
+
+Salt stepped into the ante-room, and spoke through the telephone.
+
+"Yes, Vivash," he said to the man in the kite a quarter of a mile away.
+"What is it?"
+
+"Two general service wagons with bridge-making tackle have just been
+brought up, and are waiting in Welland Wood," reported Vivash. "There is
+a movement among the colliers over Barfold Rise. With them are about two
+hundred men carrying rifles. They are not in uniform, but they _march_."
+
+Salt turned to another instrument and jerked the switch rapidly from
+plate to plate as he distributed his orders.
+
+"Captain Norris, strengthen the Territorials at the outer wire North."
+
+"Send up two star rockets to recall the motor-cycle scouts."
+
+"Tell Disturnal to have the searchlights in immediate readiness."
+
+"Fire brigade, full strength, turn out with chemical engine, and stand
+under earthwork cover at central tank."
+
+He turned again to the kite telephone to ask Vivash a detail. There was
+no response.
+
+"Get on with Lieutenant Vivash as soon as you can, and let me know at
+once," he said to the one who was in charge, as he returned to the staff
+room.
+
+In less than a minute the operator was at the door again.
+
+"I am afraid there is something the matter, sir," he explained. "I can
+get no reply either from Lieutenant Vivash or from the kite section."
+
+"Ring up the despatch room. Let some one go at once to Mr Moore and
+return here with report."
+
+"Yes, sir." He turned to go. "Here _is_ Mr Moore," he exclaimed,
+standing aside from the door.
+
+They all read some disaster in his face as he entered.
+
+"I am deeply sorry to say that Lieutenant Vivash has been shot."
+
+"Is he seriously hurt?" asked some one.
+
+"He is dead. He was shot through the head by a marksman in Welland
+Wood."
+
+Salt broke the shocked silence.
+
+"We have lost a brave comrade," he said simply. "Come, General Trench,
+let us visit the walls."
+
+It was dark when they returned. Salt passed through the room, calling to
+his side the man with whom he had been most closely associated at
+Hanwood, and traversing some passages led the way up a winding staircase
+into the lantern of the tower. Here, under the direction of an
+ex-officer of Royal Engineers, two powerful searchlights were playing on
+every inch of doubtful ground that lay within their radius beyond the
+entanglement that marked the outer line of the defences.
+
+Nothing had been seen; not a solitary invader had yet shown himself
+within the zone of light. The officer in charge was explaining a
+technical detail of the land when, without the faintest warning, a
+fulgent blaze of light suddenly ran along the edge of a coppice half a
+mile away, and a noise like the crackling of a hundred new-lit fires
+drifted on the wind. With the echo, a thick hedge to the east and a wood
+lying on the west joined in the vicious challenge. A few bullets
+splashed harmlessly against the steel shield that ingeniously protected
+the lantern.
+
+The searchlights oscillated uncertainly from sky to earth under the
+shock of the surprise, and then settled down to stream unwinkingly into
+the eyes of the enemy, while in the double darkness the defenders hugged
+the earth behind the wire and began to reply with cool deliberation to
+the opening volleys.
+
+There was a knock upon the door of the little lantern room, and a
+telescribe message was placed before Salt. It bore a sign showing that
+it had come over the private system which the League maintained between
+Hanwood and the head office. He read it through twice, and for almost
+the first time since he had left his youth behind, he stood in absolute
+indecision.
+
+"It is necessary for me to go at once to London," he said, turning to
+his companion, when he had made an irrevocable choice. "You will take
+command in my absence, Evelyn, under the guidance of the Council."
+
+"May I venture to remind you, sir, that we are completely surrounded?"
+said Orr-Evelyn through his blank surprise.
+
+"I have not overlooked it. You will----"
+
+There was a sullen roar away in the north, a mile behind the coppice
+that had first spoken. Something whistled overhead, not unmelodiously,
+and away to the south a shell burst harmlessly among the ridges of a
+ploughed field. The nearer searchlight elevated its angle a fraction and
+centred upon a cloud of smoke that hung for a moment until the gale
+whirled it to disintegration. The army, like the navy, had reverted to
+black powder. It was Economy; and as it was not intended ever to go to
+war again, it scarcely mattered.
+
+"Marsham will engage that gun from both platforms D and E. Make every
+effort to silence it with the least delay; it is the only real menace
+there is. Hold the entanglement, but not at too heavy a cost. If it
+should be carried----Come to my room."
+
+"You have considered the possible effect of your withdrawal at this
+moment, Salt?" said Orr-Evelyn in a low voice, as they hastened together
+along the passages.
+
+"I can leave the outcome in your hands with absolute reliance," replied
+Salt. "If Hanwood is successfully held until to-morrow, it will devolve
+upon Sir John Hampden to dictate terms to the Government. The end is
+safely in sight independent of my personality.... My reputation----!" He
+dismissed that phase with a shrug.
+
+He threw open the door of his private office. A shallow mahogany case,
+about a foot square, locked and sealed, was sunk into the opposite wall.
+Salt knocked off the wax and opened the case with a key which he took
+off the ring and gave to Orr-Evelyn as he spoke. Inside the case were a
+dozen rows of little ivory studs, each engraved with a red number.
+Fastened to the inside of the lid was a scale map of the land lying
+between the outer wall and the wire fence. Every stud had its
+corresponding number, surrounded by a crimson circle, indicated on the
+plan.
+
+"If the entanglement should be carried you will take no further risk,"
+continued Salt. "Captain Ford will give you the general indication of
+the attack from the lantern. There are two men detailed to each block of
+mines who will signal you the exact moment for firing each mine. Those
+are the numbered indicators above the box. Good-bye."
+
+He paused at the door; time was more than life to him, but he had an
+ordered thought for everything.
+
+"If you hear no more of me, and what might be imagined really troubles
+you, Evelyn, you can make use of this," he remarked, and laid the
+telescript he had received upon a table.
+
+It was not the time for words, written or spoken, beyond those of the
+sheerest necessity. Half an hour passed before Orr-Evelyn had an
+opportunity of glancing through the letter that had called Salt from his
+post. When he had finished it he took it down, and read it aloud to the
+headquarter staff amidst the profoundest silence, in passionate
+vindication of his friend and leader. This was what they heard:
+
+ "UNITY LEAGUE, TRAFALGAR CHAMBERS.
+
+ "The building is surrounded by mob. Seaton Street, Pantile
+ Passage, and Pall Mall and the Haymarket, as far as I can see,
+ densely packed with frantic men. All others in building had
+ left earlier. _I shall remain._ Wires cut, and fear that you
+ may not receive this, as other telescribe messages for help
+ unanswered. Mob howling continuously for Sir John Hampden and
+ Mr Salt; dare not look out again, stoned. Shall delay advance,
+ doors and stairs, as long as possible, and burn all important
+ League books and papers last resource.
+
+ "Good-bye all, my dear friends.
+
+ "IRENE LISLE."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+
+THE "FINIS" MESSAGE
+
+
+The storm had not decreased its violence when, three minutes later, Salt
+stood unperceived on the broad coping outside an upper storey of the
+tower, and, sinking forward into the teeth of the gale, was borne
+upwards with rigid wings as a kite ascends.
+
+In accordance with his instructions the two searchlights had turned
+their beams steadily earthward for the time, and in the absolute
+blackness of the upper air he could pass over the firing lines of
+friends and foes in comparative safety. As he rose higher and higher
+before turning to scud before the wind, he saw, as on a plan, the whole
+field of operations, just distinguishable in its masses of grey and
+black, with the points of interest revealing themselves by an occasional
+flash. Immediately beneath him, beneath him at first, but every second
+drawing away to the south-west as he drifted in the gale he breasted,
+lay Hanwood, with its three outer lines of defence. From above it seemed
+as though a very bright needle was every now and then thrust out from
+the walls into the dark night and drawn back again. On each of the
+platforms D and E two 4.7-inch quick-firing guns appeared to be rocking
+slightly in the wind. By all the indication there was of smoke or noise,
+or even flame, the gunners might have been standing idly behind their
+shields; but over the steep scarp of the little hill, a mile and a half
+away, shells were being planted every ten yards or so, with the
+methodical regularity of a farmer dropping potatoes along a furrow.
+
+Salt might not have quite expected that there would be the necessity to
+fire those guns when, a year before, he had obtained for Hanwood its
+complement of the finest artillery that the world produced, but when the
+necessity did arise, there was no need for the League gunners to use
+black powder.
+
+When he had reached the height he required, simply leaning against the
+wind, Salt moved a pinion slightly and bore heavily towards the right.
+It was the supreme moment for the trial of skill, as the long flight
+that followed it was the trial of endurance. If his nerve had failed, if
+a limb had lost its tension for the fraction of a second, his brain
+reeled amidst that tearing fury of the element, or a single ring or
+swivel not answered to its work, he would have been crumpled up
+hopelessly, beyond the chance of recovery, and flung headlong to the
+earth. As it was, the wind swept him round in a great half circle, but
+it was the wind his servant, not his master, and he turned its lusty
+violence to serve his ends. He caught a passing glimpse of the coppice
+whence the attack had first been opened; he saw beneath him the line of
+guns ensconced behind the hill, one already overturned and centred in
+confusion; and then the sweeping arc reached its limit, and he came, as
+it seemed, to anchor in mid-air, with the earth slipping away beneath
+him as the banks glide past a smoothly-moving train, and a thousand
+weights and forces dragging at his aching arms.
+
+He had nothing to do but to maintain a perfect balance among the
+conflicting cross winds that shot in from above and below, and from
+north and south, and to point his course towards the glow in the sky
+that marked the Capital. A dozen words could express it, but it required
+the skill of the practised wingman, the highest development of every
+virile quality, and the spur of a necessity not less than life and
+death, to dignify the attempt above the foolhardy. Whether beyond all
+that the accomplishment lay within the bounds of human endurance was a
+further step. It would at that time have been impossible to pronounce
+either way with any authority, for not only had the attempt never been
+made, but nothing approaching the attempt had been made. A breeze that
+ran five miles an hour was considered enough for any purpose; to take to
+the air when the anemometer indicated fifteen miles an hour was not
+allowed at the practice grounds, and the record in this direction lay
+with an expert who had accomplished a straight flight in a wind that
+travelled a little less than thirty miles an hour. The storm on the
+night of the 15th of January tore across the face of the land with a
+general velocity of fifty or sixty miles an hour, rising at times even
+higher.
+
+Under the racking agony of every straining tendon and the heady pressure
+of the wind, a sense of mundane unreality began to settle upon the
+flier. He saw the earth and its landmarks being drawn smoothly and
+swiftly from beneath him with the detachment of a half-conscious dream.
+He saw--for he remembered afterwards--the Thames lying before him like a
+whip flicked carelessly across the plain. A town loomed up, black and
+inchoate, on his right, developed into streets and terraces, and slid
+away into the past. It was Richmond. The river, never far away, now
+slipped beneath him at right angles, reappeared to hold a parallel
+course upon his left, and flung a horse-shoe coil two miles ahead. A
+colony of strange shining roofs and domes next challenged recognition.
+They were the conservatories at Kew, looking little more than garden
+frames, and they were scarcely lost to view before he was over the
+winding line of Brentford's quaint old High Street, now, as it appeared,
+packed with a dense, moving crowd. The irresistible pounding of the gale
+was edging the glow of London further and further to his right.
+Instinctively he threw more weight into the lighter scale, and slowly
+and certainly the point of his destination swung round before his face
+again.
+
+Thenceforward it was all town. Gunnersbury became Chiswick, Chiswick
+merged into Hammersmith, Kensington succeeded, in ceaseless waves of
+houses that ran north and south, and long vistas of roofs that stretched
+east and west. It was a kaleidoscope of contrasts. Scenes of saturnalian
+gaiety, where ant-like beings danced in mad abandonment round fires that
+blocked the road, or seemed to gyrate by companies in meaningless
+confusion, bounded districts plunged into an unnatural gloom and
+solitude, where for street after street neither the footstep of a
+wayfarer nor the light of a public lamp broke the uncanny spell.
+Immediately beyond, by the glare of the flambeaux which they carried, an
+orderly concourse might be marching eastward, and fringing on their
+route a garish gutter mart, where busy costermongers drove their roaring
+trade and frugal housewives did their marketing with less outward
+concern than if the crisis in the State had been a crisis in the price
+of butter.
+
+The multitudinous sounds beat on his ears through the plunging gale like
+a babel of revelry heard between the intermittent swinging of an
+unlatched door. The sights in their grotesque perspective began to melt
+together lazily. The upper air grew very cold. The weights hung heavier
+every mile, the contending forces pulled more resistlessly. Strange
+fancies began to assail him as the brain shrank beneath the strain;
+doubts and despairs to gather round like dark birds of the night with
+hopeless foreboding in the dull measure of their funereal wings. In that
+moment mind and body almost failed to contend against the crushing odds;
+nothing but his unconquerable heart flogged on his dying limbs.
+
+It was scarcely more than half an hour after she had written her
+despairing message that from her post at the head of the broad stone
+staircase Irene Lisle heard a noise in the garret storey above that sent
+her flying back to her stronghold. It was the last point from which she
+had expected an attack. Through the keyhole of the door behind which she
+had taken refuge, she saw a strangely outlined figure groping his way
+cumbrously down the stairs, and then, without a word or cry, but with a
+face whiter than the paper that had summoned him, she threw open the
+door to admit Salt.
+
+He walked heavily along the corridor and turned into his own room, while
+she relocked the door and followed him. There was mute enquiry in her
+eyes, but she did not speak.
+
+A powerful oil-stove stood upon the hearth-stone, throwing its beams
+across the room. He stood over it while the beaded ice melted from his
+hair and fell hissing on the iron. He opened his mouth, and the sound of
+his voice was like the thin piping of a reed. She caught a word, and
+began to unbuckle the frozen straps of his gear. When he was free he
+tried to raise his hand to a pocket of his coat, but the effort was
+beyond the power of the cramped limb. Irene interpreted the action, and,
+finding there a flask, filled the cup and held it to his lips.
+
+She got a blue, half-frozen smile of thanks over the edge of the cup.
+"Ah," he said, beginning to find his voice again, and stamping about the
+room, "we owe Wynchley Slocombe a monument, you and I, Miss Lisle. Now
+you must write a telescript for me, please; for I cannot."
+
+"If you will remain here, where it is warmer, I will bring the
+materials," she suggested.
+
+He thanked her and allowed her to go, watching her with thoughtful eyes
+that were coming back to life. She paused a moment at the top of the
+stairs to listen down the shaft, and then sped quickly through the smoke
+to the instrument room on the floor beneath.
+
+Salt glanced round the office. On and about his desk all the books and
+papers that might be turned to a hostile purpose had been stacked in
+readiness, and by them stood the can of oil that was to ensure their
+complete destruction. He stepped up to the window and looked out
+cautiously. Every pane of glass was broken--every pane of glass in
+Trafalgar Chambers was broken, for that matter--but it was not easy for
+an unprepared mob to force an entrance. When the Unity League had taken
+over the whole block of building in its expansion many alterations had
+been carried out, and among these had been to fix railings that sprang
+from the street and formed an arch, not only over the basement, but over
+the ground floor windows also. If the shutters on the windows had been
+closed in time, the assailants would have been baffled at another point,
+but the shutters had been overlooked, and the mob, after lighting great
+fires in the street, was now flinging the blazing billets through the
+lower windows.
+
+In a very brief minute Irene was back again with the telescribe
+accessories. She seated herself at a table, dipped her pen into the ink,
+and looked up without a word.
+
+ "TRAFALGAR CHAMBERS.
+
+ "6.25 P.M.," dictated Salt. "Most of the miners drawn off and
+ passing through Brentford. Over Barfold Rise half battery of
+ 18-pounders, one out of action. In Spring Coppice and Welland
+ Wood about four companies regulars each. Reconnoitre third
+ position assuming same proportion. Act."
+
+He stood considering whether there was anything more to add usefully.
+The sound of Irene's agate pen tapping persistently against the table
+caught his ear.
+
+"You are not very much afraid?" he asked with kindly reassurance in his
+voice as he looked at her hand.
+
+"No, not now," she replied; but as she wrote she had to still the
+violent trembling of her right hand with the left.
+
+ "All going well here. Send messenger Hampden with report
+ immediately after engagement," he concluded.
+
+"I will try to sign it myself." He succeeded in sprawling a recognisable
+"George Salt" across the paper, and after it wrote "Finis," which
+happened to be the pass-word for the day.
+
+"Your message came through; this may possibly do the same," he remarked.
+He turned off the radiator as orderly as though he had reached the close
+of a working day, and they went out together, locking the doors behind
+them.
+
+"They were attacking Hanwood when you left?" she asked with the tensest
+interest. They had sent off the telescript, and it seemed to Irene that
+they had reached the end of things.
+
+"Yes," he replied. "But all the same," he added, as a fresh outburst of
+cries rose from the street, and the light through the shattered window
+attracted a renewed fusillade of missiles, "I think that we have kept
+our promise to let you be in the thick of it."
+
+She shook her head with the very faintest smile. "That seems a very long
+time ago. But you, how could _you_ come? When I sent I never thought ...
+I never dreamed----"
+
+"It was possible to leave," he said. "My work is done. Yes," in reply to
+her startled glance, "it has all happened!"
+
+"You mean----?" she asked eagerly.
+
+He took a paper from his pocket-book. It was, as she saw immediately, a
+telescript from Sir John Hampden. It had reached him at Hanwood an hour
+before he left.
+
+ "I have this afternoon received a deputation of Ministerialists
+ who have the adherence of a majority in the House without
+ taking the Opposition into account," she read. "The
+ Parliamentary Representation Committees throughout the country
+ are frantically insisting upon members accepting _any terms_,
+ if we will give an undertaking that the normal balance of trade
+ and labour shall be restored at once. The Cabinet is going to
+ pieces every hour, and the situation can no longer either be
+ faced or ignored by the Government. There will be a great scene
+ in the House to-night. The deputation will see me again
+ to-morrow morning with a formal decision. I have confidential
+ assurances that a complete acceptance is a foregone conclusion.
+ The arrival of the Midland colliers to-night, if not of those
+ from Monmouth, will precipitate matters."
+
+Tears she could not hold back stood in her eyes as she returned to him
+the paper. "Then it has not been in vain," she said softly.
+
+"No," he replied. "Nothing has been in vain."
+
+They stood silently for a minute, looking back over life. So might two
+shipwrecked passengers have stood on a frail raft waiting for the end,
+resigned but not unhopeful of a larger destiny beyond, while the
+elements boiled and roared around them.
+
+"It was very weak of me to send that message," said Irene presently;
+"the message that brought you. I suppose," she added, "that it _was_ the
+message that brought you?"
+
+"Yes, thank God!" he replied.
+
+"And if it had been impossible for you to come? If it had been an
+utterly critical moment in every way, what would you have done?"
+
+He laughed a little, quietly, as he looked at her. "The question did not
+arise, fortunately," he replied.
+
+"No," she admitted; "only I felt a little curious to know, now that
+everything is over. It _is_, isn't it? There is nothing to be done?"
+
+"Oh yes," he replied with indomitable cheerfulness. "There is always
+something to be done."
+
+"A chance?" she whispered incredulously. "A chance of escape, you mean?"
+
+"It is possible," he said. "At least, I will go and hear what they have
+to say."
+
+"No! no!" she cried out, as a dreadful scene rose to her imagination.
+"You cannot understand. Don't you hear that?... They would kill you."
+
+"I do not suppose that I shall find myself popular," he said with a
+smile, "but I will take care. You--I think you must stay here."
+
+"Cannot I come with you?" she pleaded. "See, I am armed."
+
+He took the tiny weapon that she drew from her dress and looked at it
+with gentle amusement. It was a pretty thing of ivory and nickeled
+steel, an elaborate toy. He pressed the action and shook out the
+half-dozen tiny loaded caps--they were little more than that--upon his
+palm.
+
+"I would rather that you did not use this upon a mob," he said,
+reloading it. "It would only exasperate, without disabling. As for
+stopping a rush--why, I doubt if one of these would stop a determined
+rabbit. You have better weapons than this."
+
+"I suppose you are right. Only it gave me a little confidence. Then you
+shall keep it for a memento, if you will."
+
+"No; it might hold off a single assailant, I suppose. I should value
+this much more, if I might have it." He touched a silk tie that she had
+about her neck, as he spoke; it was one that she had often worn. She
+held up her head for him to disengage it.
+
+"Some day," he said, lingering a little over the simple operation, "you
+will understand many things, Irene."
+
+"I think that I understand everything now," she replied with a brave
+glance. "Everything that is worth understanding."
+
+He placed the folded tie in an inner pocket, and went down the stone
+steps without another word. The well was thick with smoke, but the fire
+had not yet spread beyond the lower rooms. Half-way down he encountered
+a barricade of light office furniture which the girl had flung across
+the stairs and drenched with oil. It was no obstacle in itself, but at
+the touch of a match it would have sprung into a conflagration that
+would have held the wildest mob at bay for a few precious moments. He
+picked his way through it, descended the remaining stairs, and unlocked
+the outer door. Beyond this was an iron curtain that had been lowered. A
+little door in it opened directly on to the half-dozen steps that led
+down to Seaton Street.
+
+Salt looked through a crevice of the iron curtain, and listened long
+enough to learn that there was no one on the upper steps; for the upper
+steps, indeed, commanded no view of the windows, and the windows were
+the centres of all interest. Satisfied on this point, he quietly
+unlocked the door and stepped out.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX
+
+STOBALT OF SALAVEIRA
+
+
+To the majority of those who thronged Seaton Street the effect of Salt's
+sudden--instantaneous, as it seemed--and unexpected appearance was to
+endow it with a dramatic, almost an uncanny, value. The front rows,
+especially those standing about the steps, fell back, and the further
+rows pressed forward. And because an undisciplined mob stricken by acute
+surprise must express its emotion outwardly--by silence if it has
+hitherto been noisy, and by exclamation if it has been silent--the
+shouts and turmoil in the street instantly dwindled away to nothing,
+like a breath of vapour passing from a window pane.
+
+Salt raised his hand, and he had the tribute of unstirring silence, the
+silence for the moment of blank astonishment.
+
+"My friends and enemies," he said, in a voice that had learned
+self-possession from the same school that Demosthenes had practised in,
+"you have been calling me for some time. In a few minutes I must listen
+to whatever you have to say, but first there is another matter that we
+must arrange. I take it for granted that when you began your spirited
+demonstration here you had no idea that there was a lady in the
+building. Not being accustomed to the sterner side of politics, so
+formidable a display rather disconcerted her, and not knowing the
+invariable chivalry of English working men, she hesitated to come out
+before. Now, as it is dark, and the streets of London are not what they
+once were, I want half a dozen good stout fellows to see the lady safely
+to her home."
+
+"Be damned!" growled a voice among the mass. "What do you take us for?"
+
+"Men," retorted Salt incisively; "or there would be no use in asking
+you."
+
+"Yes, men, but famished, desperate, werewolf men," cried a poor, gaunt
+creature clad in grotesque rags, who stood near. "Men who have seen
+_our_ women starve and sink before our eyes; men who have watched _our_
+children dying by a slower, crooler death than fire. An eye for an eye,
+tyrant! Your League has struck at _our_ women folk through us."
+
+"Then strike at ours through us!" cried Salt, stilling with the measured
+passion of his voice the rising murmurs of assent. "I am here to offer
+you a substitute. Do you think that no woman will mourn for me?" He sent
+his voice ringing over their heads like a prophetic knell. "The cause
+that must stoop to take the life of a defenceless woman is lost for
+ever."
+
+As long as he could offer them surprises he could hold the mere mob in
+check, but there was among the crowd an element that was not of the
+crowd, a chosen sprinkling who were superior to the swaying passions of
+the moment.
+
+"Not good enough," said a decently-dressed, comfortable-looking man, who
+had little that was famished, desperate, or wolfish in his appearance.
+"You're both there, and there you shall both stay, by God! Eh,
+comrades?" He spoke decisively, and made a movement as though he would
+head a rush towards the steps.
+
+Salt dropped one hand upon the iron door with a laugh that sounded more
+menacing than most men's threats.
+
+"Not so fast, Rorke," he said contemptuously; "you grasp too much. Even
+in your unpleasant business you can practise moderation. I am here, but
+there is no reason on earth why I should stay. Scarcely more than half
+an hour ago I was at Hanwood--where, by the way, your friends are being
+rather badly crumpled up--and you are all quite helpless to prevent me
+going again."
+
+They guessed the means; they saw the unanswerable strength of his
+position, and recognised their own impotence. "Who are you, any way?"
+came a dozen voices.
+
+"I am called George Salt: possibly you have heard the name before. Come,
+men," he cried impatiently, "what have you to think twice about? Surely
+it is worth while to let a harmless girl escape to make certain of that
+terrible person Salt."
+
+There was a strangled scream in the vestibule behind. Unable to bear the
+suspense any longer, Irene had crept down the stairs in time to hear the
+last few sentences. For a minute she had stood transfixed at the horror
+of the position she realised; then, half-frenzied, she flung herself
+against Salt's arm and tried to beat her way past to face the mob.
+
+"You shall not!" she cried distractedly. "I will not be saved at that
+price. I shall throw myself out of the window, into the fire, anywhere.
+Yes, I'm desperate, but I know what I am saying. Come back, and let us
+wait together; die together, if it is to be, but I don't go alone."
+
+The crowd began to surge restlessly about in waves of excited motion.
+The interruption, in effect, had been the worst thing that could have
+happened. There were in the throng many who beneath their seething
+passion could appreciate the nobility of Salt's self-sacrifice; many who
+in the midst of their sullen enmity were wrung with admiration for
+Irene's heroic spirit, but the contagion to press forward dominated all.
+Salt had irretrievably lost his hold upon their reason, and with that
+hold he saw the last straw of his most forlorn hope floating away. In
+another minute he must either retreat into the burning building where he
+might at any time find the stairs impassable with smoke, or remain to be
+overwhelmed by a savage rush and beaten to the ground.
+
+"Men," cried Irene desperately, "listen before you do something that
+will for ever make to-day shameful in the history of our country. Do you
+know whom you wish to kill? He is the greatest Englishman----"
+
+There were angry cries from firebrands scattered here and there among
+the crowd, and a movement from behind, where the new contingents
+hurrying down the side streets pressed most heavily, flung the nearest
+rows upon the lower steps. Salt's revolver, which he had not shown
+before, drove them back again and gave him a moment's grace.
+
+"Quick!" he cried. "My offer still holds good."
+
+One man shouldered his way through to the front, and, seeing him, Salt
+allowed him to come on. He walked up the steps deliberately, with a face
+sad rather than revengeful, and they spoke together hurriedly under the
+shadow of the large-bore revolver.
+
+"If it can be done yet, I'll be one of the posse to see to the young
+lady," said the volunteer. "I have no mind to wait for the other job
+that's coming."
+
+"Take care of her; get her back into the hall," replied Salt. "Gently,
+very gently, friend."
+
+Two more volunteers had their feet upon the steps, one, a butcher,
+reeking of the stalls, the other sleek and smug-faced, with the
+appearance of a prosperous artisan.
+
+"I'll pick my men," cried Salt sharply, and his steady weapon emphasised
+his choice, one man passing on through the iron doorway, the other
+turning sharp from the insistent barrel to push his way back into the
+crowd with a bitter imprecation.
+
+It was too much to hope that the position could be maintained. The
+impatient mob had only been held off momentarily from its purpose as a
+pack of wolves can be stayed by the fleeing traveller who throws from
+his sleigh article after article to entice their curiosity. Salt had
+nothing more to offer them. His life was already a hostage to the honour
+of those whom he had allowed to pass. Others were pressing on to him
+with vengeance-laden cries. The terrible irresistible forward surge of a
+soulless mob, when individuality is merged into the dull brutishness of
+a trampling herd, was launched.
+
+"Capt'n Stobalt!" cried a lusty voice at his shoulder.
+
+Salt turned instinctively. A man in sailor's dress, with the guns and
+star of his grade upon his sleeve, had climbed along the arch of the
+railings with a sailor's resourcefulness, and had reached his ear. Salt
+remembered him quite well, but he did not speak a word.
+
+"Ah, sir, I thought that warn't no other voice in the world, although
+the smoke befogged my eyes a bit. Keep back, you gutter rats!" he roared
+above every other sound, rising up in his commanding position and
+balancing himself by a stanchion of the gate; "d'ye think you know who
+you're standing up before, you toggle-chested galley-sharks! Salt? Aye,
+he's _salt_ enough! 'Tis Capt'n Stobalt of the old _Ulysses_.
+_Stobalt of Salaveira!_"
+
+Three years before, the moment would have found Salt cold, as cold as
+ice, and as unresponsive, but he had learned many things since then, and
+sacrificed his pride and reticence on many altars.
+
+He saw before him a phalanx of humanity startled into one common
+expression of awe and incredulity; he saw the hostile wave that was to
+overwhelm him spend itself in a sharp recoil. By a miracle the fierce
+lust of triumphant savagery had died out of the starved, pathetic faces
+now turned eagerly to him; by a miracle the gathering roar for vengeance
+had sunk into an expectant hush, broken by nothing but the whispered
+repetition of his name on ten thousand lips. He saw in a flash a hundred
+details of the magic of that name; he knew that if ever in his life he
+must throw restraint and moderation to the winds and paint his rôle in
+broad and lurid colours, that moment had arrived, and at the call he
+took his destiny between his hands.
+
+They saw him toss his weapon through the railings into the space
+beneath, marked him come to the edge of the step and stand with folded
+arms defenceless there before them, and the very whispers died away in
+breathless anticipation.
+
+"Yes," he cried with a passionate vehemence that held their breath and
+stirred their hearts, "I am Stobalt of Salaveira, the man who brought
+you victory when you were trembling in despair. I saved England for you
+then, but that was when men loved their country, and did not think it a
+disgraceful thing to draw a sword and die for her. What is that to you
+to-day, you who have been taught to forget what glory means; and what is
+England to you to-day, you whose leaders have sold her splendour for a
+higher wage?"
+
+"No! No!" cried a thousand voices, frantic to appease the man for whose
+blood they had been howling scarcely a minute before. "You shall be our
+leader! We will follow you to death! Stobalt of Salaveira! Stobalt for
+ever! Stobalt of Salaveira! Stobalt and England!"
+
+The frenzied roar of welcome, the waving hands, the hats flung high, the
+mingled cries caught from lip to lip went rolling up the street,
+kindling by a name and an imperishable memory other streets and other
+crowds into a tumult of mad enthusiasm. Along Pall Mall, through
+Trafalgar Square, into the Strand and Whitehall, north by Regent Street
+and the Haymarket to Piccadilly, running east and west, splitting north
+and south, twisting and leaping from group to group and mouth to mouth,
+ran the strange but stirring cry, carrying wonder and concern on its
+wing, but always passing with a cheer.
+
+Seven years had passed since the day of Salaveira, and the memory of it
+was still enough to stir a crowd to madness. For there had been no
+Salaveiras since to dim its splendour. Seven years ago the name of
+Salaveira had brought pallor to the cheek, and the thought of what was
+happening there stole like an icy cramp round the heart of every
+Englishman. The nation had grown accustomed to accept defeat on land
+with the comfortable assurance that nothing could avert a final victory.
+Its pride was in its navy: invincible!...
+
+The war that came had been of no one's seeking, but it came, and the
+nation called upon its navy to sweep the presumptuous enemy from off the
+seas. Then came a pause: a rumour, doubted, disbelieved, but growing
+stronger every hour. The English fleets, not so well placed as they
+might have been, "owing to political reasons that made mobilisation
+inadvisable while there was still a chance of peace being maintained,"
+were unable to effect a junction immediately, and were falling back
+before the united power of the New Alliance. Hour after hour, day after
+day, night after night, crowds stood hopefully, doubtfully,
+incredulously, in front of the newspaper office windows, waiting for the
+news that never came. The fleets had not yet combined. The truth first
+leaked, then blazed: they were unable to combine! Desperately placed on
+the outer line they were falling back, ever falling back into a more
+appalling isolation. A coaling station had been abandoned just where its
+presence proved to have been vital; a few battleships had been dropped
+from the programme, and the loss of their weight in the chain just
+proved fatal.
+
+Men did not linger much at Fleet Street windows then; they slunk to and
+fro singly a hundred times a day, read behind the empty bulletins with
+poignant intuition, and turned silently away. In the mourning Capital
+they led nightmare lives from which they could only awake to a more
+definite despair, and the first word of the hurrying newsboy's raucous
+shout sent a sickening wave of dread to every heart. There was
+everything to fear, and nothing at all to hope. Could peace be made--not
+a glorious, but a decent, living peace? Was--was even London safe? Kind
+friends abroad threw back the answers in the fewest, crudest words.
+England would have to sue for peace on bended knees and bringing heavy
+tribute in her hands. London lay helpless at the mercy of the foe to
+seize at any moment when it suited him.
+
+All this time Commander Stobalt, in command of the _Ulysses_ by the
+vicissitudes of unexpected war and separated from his squadron on
+detached service, was supposed to be in Cura Bay, a thousand miles away
+from Salaveira, flung there with the destroyers _Limpet_ and _Dabfish_
+by the mere backwash of the triumphant allied fleet. According to the
+rules of naval warfare he _ought_ to have been a thousand miles away;
+according to the report of the allies' scouts he _was_ a thousand miles
+away. But miraculously one foggy night the _Ulysses_ loomed spectrally
+through the shifting mist that drifted uncertainly from off the land and
+rammed the first leviathan that crossed her path, while the two
+destroyers torpedoed her next neighbour. Then, before leviathans 3 and 4
+had begun to learn from each other what the matter was, the _Ulysses_
+was between them, sprinkling their decks and tops with small shell, and
+perforating their water-line and vital parts with large shell from a
+range closer than that at which any engagement had been fought out since
+the day when the Treasury had begun to implore the Admiralty to impress
+upon her admirals what a battleship really cost before they sent her
+into action. For the _Ulysses_ had everything to gain and nothing but
+herself to lose, and when morning broke over Salaveira's untidy bay, she
+had gained everything, and lost so little that even the New Alliance
+took no pride in mentioning it in the cross account.
+
+It was, of course, as every naval expert could have demonstrated on the
+war-game board, an impossible thing to do. Steam, searchlights, wireless
+telegraphy, quick-firing guns, and a hundred other innovations had
+effaced the man; and the spirit of the Elizabethan age was at a
+discount. What Drake would have done, or Hawkins, what would have been a
+sweet and pleasing adventure to Sir Richard Grenville, or another Santa
+Cruz to Blake, would have been in their heirs unmitigated suicide by the
+verdict of any orthodox court martial. Largely imbued with the
+Elizabethan spirit--the genius of ensuring everything that was possible,
+and then throwing into the scale a splendid belief in much that seemed
+impossible--Stobalt succeeded in doing what perhaps no one else would
+have succeeded in doing, merely because perhaps no one else would have
+tried.
+
+"Stobalt of Salaveira! Come down and lead us!" The wild enthusiasm, the
+strange unusual cries, went echoing to the sky and reverberating down
+every street and byway. Behind barred doors men listened to the shout,
+and wondered; crouching in alleys, tramping the road with no further
+hope in life, beggars and out-casts heard the name and dimly associated
+it with something pleasant in the past. It met the force of special
+constables hastening from the west; it fell on the ears of Mr Strummery,
+driving by unfrequented ways towards the House. "Stobalt and England!
+Stobalt for us! Stobalt and the Navy!" It was like another Salaveira
+night with Stobalt there among them--the man who was too modest to be
+fêted, the man whose very features were unknown at home, Stobalt of
+Salaveira!
+
+Imagine it. Measure by the fading but not yet quite forgotten memory of
+another time of direful humiliation and despair what Salaveira must have
+been. They had passed a week of fervent exaltation, a week of calm
+assurance, a week of rather tremulous hope, and for the last quarter a
+long dumb misery that conveyed no other sense of time in later years
+than that of formless night. They were waiting for the stroke of doom.
+Then at midnight came the sudden tumult from afar, sounding to those who
+listened in painful silence strangely unlike the note of defeat, the
+frantic, mingled shouts, the tearing feet in the road beneath, the wild
+bells pealing out, the guns and rockets to add to the delirium of the
+night, and the incredible burden of the intoxicating news: "Great
+Victory! Salaveira Relieved!! Utter Annihilation of the Blockading
+Fleet!!!"
+
+The Philosopher might withdraw to solitude and moralise; the Friend of
+Humanity stand aside, pained that his countrymen should possess so much
+human nature, but to the great primitive emotional heart of the
+community the choice lay between going out and shouting and staying in
+and going mad. Never before in history had there been a victory that so
+irresistibly carried the nation off its feet. To the populace it had
+seemed from beginning to end to contain just those qualities of
+daredevilry and fortuitous ease that appeal to the imagination. They
+were quite mistaken; the conception had been desperate, but beyond that
+the details of the relief of Salaveira had been as methodical, as
+painstaking, and as far-seeing as those which had marked the civil
+campaign now drawing to a close.
+
+That was why a famished, starving mob remembered Salaveira. They would
+have stoned a duke or burned a bishop with very little compunction, but
+Stobalt ranked among their immortals. They did not even seem to question
+the mystery of Salt's identity. As the flames began to lap out of the
+lower windows of Trafalgar Chambers, and it became evident that their
+work there was done, a stalwart bodyguard ranged themselves about his
+person and headed the procession. Hurriedly committing Irene to the
+loyal sailor's charge, Stobalt resigned himself good-humouredly to his
+position until he could seize an opportunity discreetly to withdraw.
+
+Not without some form of orderliness the great concourse marched into
+the broader streets. Stobalt had no idea of their destination; possibly
+there was no preconcerted plan, but--as such things happen--a single
+voice raised in a pause gave the note. It did not fall on barren ground,
+and the next minute the countless trampling feet moved to a brisker
+step, and the new cry went rolling ominously ahead to add another terror
+to the shadowy phantasmagoria of the ill-lit streets.
+
+"To Westminster! Down with the Government! To Westminster!"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI
+
+THE BARGAIN OF FAMINE
+
+
+Sir John Hampden had not to wait until the morning to meet the
+deputation of Ministerialists again. Late the same evening a few men,
+arriving together, presented themselves at one of the barricades that
+closed the Mayfair street, and were at once admitted. Many of the
+residential west-end districts which were not thoroughfares for general
+traffic were stockaded in those days and maintained their street guard.
+The local officials protested, the inhabitants replied by instancing a
+few of the cases where an emergency had found the authorities powerless
+to extend protection, and there the matter ended. It was scarcely worth
+while stamping out a spark when they stood upon a volcano.
+
+Sir John received the members in the library--a disspirited handful of
+men who had written their chapter of history and were now compelled to
+pass on the book to other scribes, as every party must. Only this party
+had thought that it was to be the exception.
+
+"Events are moving faster than the clock," apologised Cecil Brown, with
+a rather dreary smile. He was present as the representative of that body
+in the House which was not indisposed to be courteous and even
+conciliatory in attitude towards an opponent, while it yielded nothing
+of its principles: a standpoint unintelligible to most of the rank and
+file of the party. "Doubtless we are not unexpected, Sir John Hampden?"
+
+"Comrade," corrected a member who was made of sterner metal. They were
+there to deliver up their rifles, but this stalwart soldier of Equality
+clung tenaciously to an empty cartridge case.
+
+"I am no less desirous than yourselves of coming to a settlement,"
+replied Sir John. "If there is still any matter of detail----?"
+
+The plenipotentiaries exchanged glances of some embarrassment.
+
+"Have you not heard?" asked Mr Soans, whose voice was the voice of the
+dockyard labourers.
+
+"I can scarcely say until I know what you refer to," was the plausible
+reply. "I have found that all communication has been cut during the last
+few hours." He lightly indicated the instruments against the wall.
+
+They all looked towards Cecil Brown, the matter being rather an
+unpleasant one.
+
+"The fact is, the House has been invaded by a tumultuous rabble. They
+overcame all resistance by the mere force of numbers, and"--he could not
+think of a less ominous phrase at the moment--"well, simply turned us
+out.... Quite Cromwellian proceedings. We left them passing very large
+and comprehensive resolutions," he concluded.
+
+"Your people!" said the uncompromising man accusingly.
+
+"Scarcely," protested Hampden with a smile. "The ends may be the ends of
+Esau, but the means----"
+
+"Not our people; they couldn't possibly be ours to come and turn on us
+like that."
+
+"Suppose we say, without defining them further," said Sir John, "that
+they were simply"--he paused for a second to burn the thrust gently home
+with a little caustic silence--"simply The People."
+
+Mr Vossit made a gesture of impatience towards his colleague.
+
+"Whether Queen Anne, died of gout or apoplexy isn't very material now,"
+he said with a touch of bitterness. "We are here to conduct the
+funeral."
+
+"I wish to meet you in every possible way I can," interposed Hampden,
+"but I must point out to you that at so short a notice I am deprived of
+the counsel of any of my associates. I had hoped that by the time of the
+meeting to-morrow morning----"
+
+"Is that necessary if the Memorandum is accepted by the Government?"
+
+"Without discussion?"
+
+Mr Vossit shrugged his shoulders. "As far as I am concerned, Sir John.
+The concession of a word or two, or a phrase here and there, can make no
+difference. It is our Sedan, and the heavier you make the terms, the
+more there will be for us to remember it by."
+
+"I am content," subscribed Mr Guppling. "We have been surprised and
+routed, not by the legitimate tactics of party strife, but by methods
+undistinguishable from those of civil war."
+
+Hampden's glance was raised mechanically to an inscribed panel that hung
+upon the wall in easy view, where it formed a curious decoration. The
+ground colour was dull black, and on it in white lettering was set forth
+a trenchant sentiment selected from the public utterances of every
+prominent member of the Government and labelled with his name. It was a
+vindication and a spur that he had kept before his eyes through the
+years of ceaseless preparation, for in each extract one word was picked
+out in the startling contrast of an almost blinding crimson, and that
+one word was WAR. Even Sir John's enemies, those who called Salt a
+machine of blood and iron, admitted him to be a kindly gentleman, and
+his glance had been involuntary, for he had no desire to emphasise
+defeat upon the vanquished. The thing was done, however, and following
+the look every man who sat there met his own flamboyant challenge from
+the past; for all, without exception, had thrown down the gauntlet once
+in no uncertain form. War--but that had meant them waging war against
+another when it was quite convenient for them to do so, not another
+waging war against themselves out of season. War--but certainly not war
+that turned them out of office, only war that turned their opponents out
+of office.
+
+The rather strained silence was broken by the sound of footsteps
+approaching from the hall.
+
+"We are still short of the Home Secretary and Comrade Tirrel," explained
+Mr Chadwing to the master of the house. "We divided forces. They were
+driving I understand. Perhaps----"
+
+It was. They came in slowly, for the Home Secretary faltered in his gait
+and had a hunted look, while Tirrel led him by the arm. Both carried
+traces of disorder, even of conflict.
+
+"Oh yes; they held us up," said Tirrel with a savage laugh, as his
+colleagues gathered round. "He was recognised in Piccadilly by a crowd
+of those ungrateful dogs from the pits. I shouted to the cabman to drive
+through them at a gallop, but the cur jumped off his seat howling that
+he was their friend. I was just able to get the reins; we bumped a bit,
+but didn't upset, fortunately. I left the cab at the corner of the
+street, here." He turned his back on the Home Secretary, who sat huddled
+in a chair, and, facing the others, made a quick gesture indicating that
+Mr Tubes was unwell and had better be left alone.
+
+"I brought him here, Sir John," he said, crossing over to the baronet
+and speaking in a half-whisper, "because I really did not know where
+else to take him. For some reason he appears to be almost execrated just
+now. His house in Kilburn will be marked and watched, I am afraid. And
+in that respect I daresay we are all in the same boat."
+
+"He appears to be ill," said Hampden, rising. "I will----"
+
+"Please don't," interrupted Tirrel decisively. "Any kind of attention
+distresses him, I find. It is a collapse. He has been shaken for some
+time past, and the attack to-night was the climax. His nerve is
+completely gone."
+
+"As far as his safety is concerned," suggested the host with an
+expression of compassion, "I think that we can ensure that here against
+any irregular force. And certainly it would be the last place in which
+they would think of looking for him. For the night, at least, you had
+better leave him in our charge."
+
+"Thank you," said Tirrel; "it is very good of you. I will. Of course,"
+he added, as he turned away, "we shall have to assume his acquiescence
+to any arrangement we may reach. Unofficially I can guarantee it."
+
+They seated themselves round the large table, Sir John and his private
+secretary occupying one end, the plenipotentiaries ranging around the
+other three sides. As they took their places Mr Drugget and another
+member were announced. They did not appear to have been expected, but
+they found seats among their colleagues. The Home Secretary sat apart,
+cowering in an easy-chair, and stretching out his hands timorously from
+time to time to meet the radiant heat of the great oil stove.
+
+The composition of the meeting was not quite the same as that of the
+deputation which had paved the way to it earlier in the day. It was more
+official, for the action of the deputation had forced the hand of the
+Cabinet--to the relief of the majority of that body, it was whispered.
+But there was one notable Minister absent.
+
+"I represent the Premier," announced Mr Drugget, rising. "If his
+attendance in person can be dispensed with, he begged to be excused."
+
+"I offer no objection," replied Hampden. "If in the exceptional
+circumstances the Prime Minister should desire to see me privately, I
+will meet him elsewhere."
+
+"The Premier is indisposed, I regret to say."
+
+"In that case I would wait upon him at his own house, should he desire
+it," proffered Sir John.
+
+"I will convey to him your offer," replied Mr Drugget. "In the meantime
+I am authorised to subscribe Mr Strummery's acquiescence to the terms,
+subject to one modification."
+
+"One word first, please," interposed Sir John. "I must repeat what I had
+already said before you arrived. I am unable just now to consult my
+colleagues, in concert with whom the Memorandum was drafted. If it is
+necessary to refer back on any important detail----"
+
+Mr Tubes half rose from his chair with a pitiable look of terror in his
+eyes and gave a low cry as a turbulent murmur from some distant street
+reached his ears.
+
+"It's all right, comrade," said Cecil Brown reassuringly. "You're safe
+enough here, Jim."
+
+"Aye, aye," whispered Tubes fearfully; "but did you hear that
+shout?--'To the lamp-post!' They fling it at me from every crowd. It
+haunts me. That is what I--I--yes, that is what I fear."
+
+"No good arguing," muttered Tirrel across the table. "Leave him to
+himself; there's nothing else to be done just now."
+
+"I can at least express the Premier's views" resumed Mr Drugget. "He
+would prefer the Bill for Amending the Franchise to be brought forward
+as a private Bill by a member of the Opposition rather than make it a
+Government measure. The Government would grant special facilities, and
+not oppose it. The Premier would advise a dissolution immediately the
+Bill passed."
+
+There was a knock at the library door. The secretary attended to it with
+easy discretion, and for a minute was engaged in conversation with some
+one beyond.
+
+Sir John looked at Mr Drugget in some amazement, and most of the members
+of his own party regarded their leader's proxy with blank surprise.
+
+"I was hardly prepared for so fundamental an objection being raised at
+this hour," said the baronet. "It amounts, of course, to bringing an
+alternative proposal forward."
+
+"The result would be the same; I submit that it is scarcely more than a
+matter of detail."
+
+"Then why press it?"
+
+Mr Drugget's expression seemed to convey the suggestion that he had no
+personal wishes at all in the matter, but felt obliged to make the best
+case he could for his chief.
+
+"The Premier not unnaturally desires that the real authors of so
+retrogressive and tyrannical an Act should be saddled with the nominal
+as well as the actual responsibility," he replied. "Possibly he fears
+that in some remote future the circumstances will be forgotten, and his
+name be handed down as that of a traitor."
+
+The private secretary took the opportunity of the sympathetic murmur
+which this attitude evoked to exchange a sentence with Sir John. Then he
+turned to the door and beckoned to the man who stood outside.
+
+"I must ask your indulgence towards a short interruption, gentlemen,"
+said Hampden, as a cyclist, in grey uniform, entered and handed him a
+despatch. "It is possible that some of my friends may even now be on
+their way to join me."
+
+They all regarded the messenger with a momentary curious interest; all
+except two among them. Over Mr Drugget and the comrade who had arrived
+with him the incident seemed to exercise an absorbing fascination. After
+a single, it almost seemed a startled, glance at the soldier-cyclist,
+their eyes met in a mutual impulse, and then instantly turned again to
+fix on Hampden's face half-stealthily, but as tensely as though they
+would tear the secret from behind his unemotional expression.
+
+"It's all very well, Drugget--in justice," anxiously murmured Mr Vossit
+across the table, "but, as things are, we've got to be quick, and accept
+considerably less than justice. For Heaven's sake, don't prolong the
+agony, after to-day's experience."
+
+"If you hang on to that," warned Mr Guppling, "you will only end in
+putting off till to-morrow not a whit better terms than you can make
+to-night."
+
+"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait," muttered Mr Drugget impatiently, not
+withdrawing his fascinated gaze.
+
+In the silence of the room they again heard the crescive ululation of
+the street, distant still, but sounding louder than before to their
+strained imagination, and terrible in its suggestion of overwhelming,
+unappeasable menace. Mr Tubes started uneasily in his chair.
+
+"Will _that_ wait?" demanded Mr Guppling with some passion.
+
+"A very little time longer; your coming here to-night has thrown us
+out," pleaded Mr Drugget's companion, in a more conciliatory whisper.
+"To-morrow morning, a few hours, an hour--perhaps even----"
+
+The messenger had been dismissed without an answer. Looking up with
+sudden directness, Hampden caught one man's eyes fixed on him with a
+furtive intensity that betrayed his hopes and fears.
+
+"The attack on Hanwood has completely failed," quietly announced Sir
+John, holding the startled gaze relentlessly. "The guns have been
+captured and brought in. The troops have been surrounded, disarmed, and
+dispersed, with the exception of those of the higher rank who are
+detained. There have, unfortunately, been casualties on both sides."
+
+"I--I--I--Why do you address yourself to me, Sir John?" stammered the
+disconcerted man, turning very white, and exhibiting every painful sign
+of guilt and apprehension.
+
+"Are we to understand that your property at Hanwood has been attacked by
+an armed force of regulars?" asked one with sincere incredulity, as
+Hampden remained silent.
+
+"It is unhappily true."
+
+"And defended by an evidently superior force of armed men, unlawfully
+assembled there," retorted a militant comrade defiantly.
+
+"In view of the strained position to which the circumstances must give
+rise, I will take the responsibility of withdrawing the Premier's one
+objection to the Memorandum as it stands," announced Mr Drugget with dry
+lips.
+
+"In that case I will ask Mr Lloyd to read the terms of the agreement
+formally before we append our signatures," said Hampden, without
+offering any further comment.
+
+A printed copy of the Articles was passed to each delegate; on the table
+before Sir John lay the engrossed form in duplicate. From one of these
+the secretary proceeded to read the terms of the agreement, which was
+frankly recognised on both sides as the death-warrant of socialistic
+ascendency in England.
+
+From the Government the League required only one thing: the immediate
+passing of "A Bill to amend the Qualifications of Voters in
+Parliamentary Elections," to be followed by a dissolution and its
+inevitable consequence, a general election. But of the result of that
+election no one need cherish any illusions, for it would be decided
+according to the new qualification; and shorn of its parliamentary
+phraseology, the new Act was to sweep away the existing adult suffrage,
+and, broadly, substitute for it a £10 occupation qualification, with,
+still worse, a plurality of voting power in multiples of £10, according
+to the rateable value of the premises occupied. It was wholly immoral
+according to the democratic tendency of the preceding age, but it was
+wholly necessary according to the situation which had resulted from it.
+
+A genial Autocrat, Professor, and Poet has set forth in one of his
+works, for the sake of the warning it conveys, the story of a little boy
+who, on coming into the possession of a nice silver watch, and examining
+it closely, discovered among the works "a confounded little _hair_
+entangled round the balance-wheel." Of course his first care was to
+remove this palpable obstruction, with the result that the watch
+accomplished the work of twenty-four hours in an insignificant fraction
+of a second, and then refused to have anything more to do with practical
+chronometry. On coming into possession of their new toy the Socialists
+had discovered many "confounded little _hairs_" wrapped away among the
+works of that elaborate piece of machinery, the English Constitution,
+all obviously impeding its free working. Recklessly, even gaily, they
+had pulled them out one after another, cut them across the middle and
+left pieces hanging if they could not find the ends, dragged out lengths
+anyhow. For a time the effect had been dazzlingly pyro-technical when
+seen from below. The Constitution had gone very, very, very fast; it had
+covered centuries in a few years; and as it went it got faster. But
+unfortunately it had stopped suddenly. And every one saw that while it
+remained in the hands of its nominal masters it would never go again.
+
+Had the times been less critical some other means of effecting the same
+end might have been found. But although it was scarcely more than
+whispered yet, for four hours England had been involved in actual,
+deadly, civil war; and water once spilled is hard to gather up. Under
+ordinary circumstances the expedient of disenfranchising a party would
+have proved unpopular even with the bitterest among that party's
+enemies. As it was, it was simply accepted as the necessary
+counterstroke to their own policy of aggression.
+
+"If the 'most business-like Government of modern times' can instance a
+single business where eleven shareholders to the amount of a sovereign
+apiece can come in and outvote ten shareholders who have each a stake of
+a thousand pounds in the concern, and then proceed to wreck it," was a
+remark typical of the view people took, "then--why, then the record of
+the Government will lose its distinction as an absolutely unique blend
+of fatuous imbecility and ramping injustice, that's all."
+
+So there was to be a general election very soon in which the issue would
+lie between the League party and the shattered, shipwrecked
+Administration that had no leaders, no coherence, and scarcely a name to
+rally to. It was estimated that Labour of one complexion or another
+might hold between thirty and forty seats, if the working classes cared
+to support representatives after the Payment of Members Act had been
+repealed. It was computed that in more than four hundred constituencies
+League candidates would be returned unopposed. There could be no denying
+that our countrymen of 1918 (_circa_) lived through an interesting
+period of their country's history. The League party would go to the poll
+with no pledges, and their policy for the present was summed up in the
+single phrase, "As in 1905." It was to be the cleanest of slates.
+
+"How soon can the Bill become law under the most expeditious handling?"
+Hampden had asked of those who formed the earlier deputation, and the
+answer had been, "Three days!" Solely from the "business" point of view
+it was magnificent, and it was certainly convenient as matters stood. In
+three more days a general election could be in full swing, waged, in the
+emergency, on the existing register supplemented by the books of the
+local authorities and the voters' receipts for rates or taxes. In a
+single day it could be over. Within a week England would have
+experienced a change in her affairs as far-reaching as the Conquest or
+the Restoration.
+
+Mr Lloyd, to return to Sir John Hampden's library, read the first
+article to the breathless assembly. It had been tacitly agreed that the
+time had come when the conditions must be accepted without discussion;
+but when the fateful clause was finished a deep groan, not in empty
+hostile demonstration, but irresistibly torn from the unfeigned depths
+of their emotion, escaped many of the Ministers. Boabdil el Chico's
+sigh, when he reached the point where the towers and minarets of Granada
+were lost to him for ever, was not more sincere or heart-racked. Even
+Sir John could not have claimed that he felt unmoved.
+
+The secretary read on. The League entered into certain undertakings. It
+guaranteed that the normal conditions of the home coal trade should be
+restored, and the men called back to the pits by an immediate order for
+ten million tons. Temporary relief work of various kinds would be
+instituted at once to meet the distress. The Unemployed Grant would be
+reopened for nine weeks to carry over the winter; for three weeks fully,
+for three weeks at the rate of two-thirds, and for the last period
+reduced to one-third. The colliers in London would be carried back to
+their own districts as fast as the railways could get out the trains.
+
+There were many other points of detail, and they all had a common
+aim--the obliteration of the immediate past and the restoration of that
+public confidence which in a country possessing natural resources is the
+foundation stone of national prosperity. Already there were facts for
+the present and portents for the future. Men of influence and position,
+who had been driven out of England by the terrible atmosphere of
+political squalor cast over an Empire by a Government that had learned
+to think municipally, were even now beginning to return; and that most
+responsive seismograph which faithfully reflected every change in the
+world's condition for good or ill predicted better times. In other
+words, consols had risen in three months from 54-1/2 to 68 and the bulk
+of the buying was said to be for investment.
+
+"If it is not trenching on the forbidden ground, I should like to ask
+for an assurance on one point," said a member with a dash of acrimony.
+The secretary had finished his task, and then for perhaps ten seconds
+they had sat in silence, speculating half unconsciously upon the future,
+as each dimly saw it, that lay beyond the momentous step they were about
+to take. "I refer to the question of coal export. It is, of course, a
+more important outlet than the domestic home consumption. Is the League
+in a position to guarantee that the taxation will be rescinded without
+delay?"
+
+"I think it would be a very unwarrantable presumption for us to assume
+that any one outside the governments of the countries interested
+possesses that influence, and that it would be a very undesirable, a
+very undiplomatic, proceeding to hint at the possibility of any such
+concession in the document I have before me," replied Sir John suavely.
+"Beyond that, I would add that it will be manifestly to the interest of
+the next government to restore the bulk of foreign trade to a normal
+level; and that should the League party find itself in office, it will
+certainly make representations through the usual channels."
+
+"Quite like old times," said Mr Soans dryly. "I suppose that we shall
+have to be content with that. Let us hope that it will prove a true
+saying that those who hide can find."
+
+He picked up a pen as he finished speaking, signed the paper that had
+been passed to him first by reason of his position at the table, and
+thrust it vehemently from him to his neighbour. Mr Chadwing held up his
+pen to the light to make sure that it contained no obstruction on so
+important an occasion, signed his name with clerkly precision, and then
+carefully wiped his pen on the lining of his coat. Cecil Brown looked
+down with the faint smile that covered his saddest moments as he added
+the slender strokes of his signature, and Tirrel dashed off the
+ink-laden characters of his with tightened lips and a sombre frown.
+Consciously or unconsciously every man betrayed some touch of character
+in that act. Mr Vossit made a wry grimace as he passed the paper on; and
+Mr Guppling, with an eye on a possible line in Fame's calendar, snapped
+his traitorous pen in two and cast the pieces dramatically to the
+ground.
+
+When the last signature had been written, some of the members stood up
+to take their leave at once, but Hampden and Tirrel made a simultaneous
+motion to detain them. The master of the house gave way to his guest.
+
+"I am not up to cry over spilled milk," said Tirrel with his customary
+bluntness. "What is done, is done. We shall carry out the terms, Sir
+John Hampden, and you and your party will be in office in a week. But
+you are not merely taking over the administration of a constitution: you
+are taking over a defeated country. I ask you, as the head of your party
+and the future Premier, to do one thing, and I ask it entirely on my own
+initiative, and without the suggestion or even the knowledge of my
+friends or colleagues. Let your first act be to publish a general
+amnesty. It does not touch me.... But there have been things on both
+sides. You may perhaps know my views; I would have crushed your League
+by strong means when it was possible if I had had my way. None the less,
+there is not the most shadowy charge that could hang over me to-day, and
+for that reason it is permissible for me to put in this petition. The
+nation is shattered, torn, helpless. Do not look too closely into the
+past ... pacify."
+
+"The question has not arisen between my associates and myself, but I do
+not imagine that we should hold conflicting views, and I may say that
+for my part I enter cordially into the spirit of the suggestion,"
+replied Hampden frankly. "Anything irregular that could come within the
+meaning of political action in its widest sense I should be favourable
+towards making the object of a general pardon.... While we are together,
+I will go a step further, and on this point I have the expressed
+agreement of my friends. You, sir, have assumed without any reserve that
+our party will be returned to office. I accept that assumption. You have
+also compared our work to the pacification of a conquered nation. That
+also may be largely admitted. We shall be less a political party
+returned to power by the even chances of a keenly-fought election, and
+checked by an alert opposition, than a social autocracy imposing our
+wishes--as we believe for the public good--on the country. For twenty
+years, as I forecast the future, there will be no effective opposition.
+Yet a great deal of our work will have reference to the class whom the
+opposition would represent, the class upon whose wise and statesmanlike
+pacification the tranquillity, and largely the prosperity, of the
+country, will depend."
+
+Some few began to catch the drift of Hampden's meaning, and those who
+did all glanced instinctively towards Cecil Brown.
+
+"You have used, and I have accepted, the comparison of a conquered
+nation," continued Sir John. "When a country has been forcibly occupied
+the work of pacification is one of the first taken in hand by a prudent
+conqueror. There is usually a Board or Committee of Conciliation, and in
+that body are to be found some of the foremost of those who resisted
+invasion while resistance seemed availing.... It would be analogous to
+that, in my opinion, if a supporter of the present Government was
+offered and accepted a position in the next. There would be no
+suggestion--there would be no possibility--of his being in accord with
+the Cabinet in its general policy. He would be there as an expert to
+render service to both parties in the work of healing the scars of
+conflict. If the proposal appears to be exceptional and the position
+untenable at first sight, it is only because the prosaic parliamentary
+machinery of normal times has by a miracle been preserved into times
+that are abnormal."
+
+There was an infection of low laughter, amused, sardonic, some
+good-natured and a little ill-natured, and a few cries of "Cecil Brown!"
+in a subdued key.
+
+"The moment seemed a favourable one for laying the proposal before the
+members of the Government," went on Hampden, unmoved, "though, of
+course, I do not expect an answer now. On the assumption that we are
+returned to power, it is our intention to create a new department to
+exist as long as the conditions require it, and certainly as long as the
+next Parliament. Its work will be largely conciliation, and it will deal
+with the disorganisation of labour. In the same confidential spirit with
+which you have spoken of the future without reserve, I may say that
+should I be called upon to form a Ministry, I shall--and I have the
+definite acquiescence of my colleagues--offer the Presidentship of the
+Board to Mr Cecil Brown ... the office of Parliamentary Secretary to Mr
+Tirrel."
+
+If Hampden had wished to surprise, he certainly succeeded. The open
+laugh that greeted the first name was cut off as suddenly and completely
+as the light is cut off when the gas-tap is turned, by the gasp that the
+second name evoked. To many among them the offer had been the merest
+party move; Cecil Brown's name a foregone conclusion. The addition of
+Tirrel, whose rather brilliant qualities and quite fantastic sense of
+honour they were prone to lose sight of behind his vehement
+battle-front, was stupefying.
+
+It was Tirrel who was the first to break the silence of astonishment on
+this occasion, not even waiting, with characteristic impetuousness, for
+his chief-designate to offer an opinion.
+
+"You say that you do not want an answer now, Sir John, but you may have
+it, as far as I am concerned," he cried, with the defiant air that
+marked his controversial passages. "From any other man of your party the
+proposal would have been an insult; from you it is an amiable mistake.
+_You_ do not think that you can buy us with the bribe of office, but you
+think that there is no further party work for us to do: that Socialism
+in England to-day is dead. I tell you, Sir John Hampden, with the
+absolute conviction of an inspired truth, that it will triumph yet. You
+will not see it; I may not see it, but it is more likely that the hand
+of Time itself should fail than that the ideals to which we cling should
+cease to draw men on. We, who are the earliest pioneers of that
+untrodden path, have made many mistakes; we are paying for them now; but
+we have learned. Some of our mistakes have brought want and suffering to
+thousands of your class, but for hundreds of years your mistakes have
+been bringing starvation and misery to millions of our class. From your
+presence we go down again into the weary years of bondage, to work
+silently and unmarked among those depths of human misery from which our
+charter springs. I warn you, Sir John Hampden--for I know that the
+warning will be dead and forgotten before the year is out--that our
+reign will come again; and when the star of a new and purified Socialism
+arises once more on a prepared and receptive world the very forces of
+nature would not be strong enough to arrest its triumphant course."
+
+"Hear! hear!" said Mr Vossit perfunctorily, as he looked round
+solicitously for his hat. "Well, I suppose we may as well be going."
+
+Cecil Brown recalled his wistful smile from the contemplation of a
+future chequered with many scenes of light and shade.
+
+"I thank you, Sir John," he replied with a look of friendly
+understanding, "but I also must go down with my own party."
+
+"I hope that the decision in neither case will be irrevocable," said
+Hampden with regret, but as he spoke he knew that the hope was vain.
+
+They had already begun to file out of the room, with a touch here and
+there of that air of constraint that the party had never been quite able
+to shake off on ceremonial occasions. They left Mr Tubes cowering before
+the stove, and raising his head nervously from time to time to listen to
+the noises of the street.
+
+Mr Guppling, determined that his claims should not escape the eye of
+Fame, paused at the door.
+
+"When we leave this room, John Hampden," he proclaimed in a loud and
+impressive voice, and throwing out his hand with an appropriate gesture,
+"we leave Liberty behind us, bound, gagged, and helpless, on the floor!"
+
+"Very true, Mr Guppling," replied Sir John good-humouredly. "We will
+devote our first efforts to releasing her."
+
+Mr Guppling smiled a bitter, cutting smile, and left the shaft to
+rankle. It was not until he was out in the street that a sense of the
+possible ambiguity of his unfortunate remark overwhelmed him with
+disgust.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII
+
+"POOR ENGLAND."
+
+
+With the account of the signing of the dissolution terms, and a brief
+reference to the sweeping victory of the League party--already
+foreshadowed, indeed, to the point of the inevitable--the unknown
+chronicler, whose version of the Social War this narrative has followed,
+brings his annals to a close. That war being finished, and by the
+repudiation of their Socialistic mentors on the part of a large section
+of the working classes, finished by more than a mere paper treaty, the
+worthy scribe announces with praiseworthy restraint that there is no
+more to be said.
+
+"These men," he declares, in the quaint and archaic language of the
+past,--and he might surely have added "these women" also--"came not
+reluctantly, but in no wise ambitiously, out of the business of their
+own private lives to serve their country as they deemed; and that being
+accomplished to a successful end, would have returned, nothing loth, to
+more obscure affairs, having sought no personal gain beyond that which
+grew from public security, an equitable burden of citizenship, and a
+recovered pride among the nations. Albeit some must needs remain to
+carry on the work."
+
+Even the not unimportant detail of who remained to carry on the work,
+and in what capacities, is not recorded, but the distribution of rewards
+and penalties, on the lines of strict poetic justice, may be safely left
+to the individual reader's sympathies, with the definite assurance that
+everything happened exactly as he would have it. At the length of three
+times as much space as would have sufficed to dispose of these points
+once and for all, this superexact historian goes on to set out his
+reasons for not doing so. He claims, in short, that his object was to
+portray the course of the social war, not to recount the adventures of
+mere individuals; and with the suggestion of a wink between his pen and
+paper that may raise a doubt whether he, on his side, might not be
+endowed with the power of casting a critical eye upon other periods than
+his own, he indulges in a little pleasantry at the expense of writers
+who, under the pretext of developing their hero's character, begin with
+his parent's childhood, and continue to the time of his grandchildren's
+youth. For himself, he asserts that nothing apart from the course of the
+social war, its rise and progress, has been allowed to intrude, and that
+ended, and their work accomplished, its champions are rather heroically
+treated, very much as the Arabian magician's army was disposed of until
+it was required again, and to all intents and purposes turned into stone
+just where they stood.
+
+But from other sources it is possible to glean a little here and there
+of the course of subsequent events. To this patchwork record the
+_Minneapolis Journal_ contributes a cartoon laden with the American
+satirist's invariable wealth of detail.
+
+A very emaciated John Bull, stretched on his bed, is just struggling
+back to consciousness and life. On a table by his side stands a bottle
+labelled "Hampden's U. L. Mixture," to which he owes recovery. On the
+walls one sees various maps which depict a remarkably Little England
+indeed. Some sagacious economist, in search of a strip of canvas with
+which to hold together a broken model of a black man, has torn off the
+greater part of South Africa for the purpose. Over India a spider has
+been left to spin a web so that scarcely any of the Empire is now to be
+seen. Upper Egypt is lost behind a squab of ink which an irresponsible
+urchin has mischievously taken the opportunity to fling. Every colony
+and possession shows signs of some ill-usage.
+
+"Say, John," "Uncle Sam," who has looked in, is represented as saying,
+"you've had a bad touch of the 'sleeping sickness.' You'd better take
+things easy for a spell to recuperate. I'll keep an eye on your house
+while you go to the seashore."
+
+That was to be England's proud destiny for the next few years--to take
+things easy and recuperate! There is nothing else for the pale and
+shaken convalescent to do; but the man who has delighted in his strength
+feels his heart and soul rebel against the necessity. Fortunate for
+England that she had good friends in that direful hour. The United
+States, sinking those small rivalries over which cousins may strive even
+noisily at times in amiable contention, stretched a hand across the
+waters and astonished Europe by the message, "Who strikes England
+wantonly, strikes me": a sentiment driven home by the diplomatic hint
+that for the time being the Monroe Doctrine was suspended west of Suez.
+
+France--France who had been so chivalrously true to her own ally in that
+stricken giant's day of incredible humiliation--looked across The Sleeve
+with troubled, anxious eyes, and whispered words of sympathy and hope.
+Gently, very tactfully, she offered friendship with both hands, without
+a tinge of the patronage or protection that she could extend; and by the
+living example of her own tempestuous past and gallant recovery from
+every blow, pointed the way to power and self-respect.
+
+Japan, whose treaty had been thrown unceremoniously back to her many
+years before, now drew near again with the cheerful smile that is so
+mild in peace, so terrible in war. Prefacing that her own enviable
+position was entirely due to the enlightened virtues of her emperor, she
+now proposed another compact on broad and generous lines, by which
+England--a "high contracting Power," as she was still magnanimously
+described--was spared the most fruitful cause for anxiety in the East.
+
+"You didn't mind allying with us when you were at the head of the
+nations," said Japan. "We come to you--now. Besides, all very good
+business for us in the end. You build up again all right, no time."
+
+Japan's authority to speak on the subject of "building up" was not to be
+disputed. The nations had forgotten the time, scarcely a quarter of a
+century before, when they had been amused by "Little Japan's"
+progressive ambitions. And when Japan had taken over the "awakening"
+arrangements of a sister-nation on terms that gave her fifty million
+potential warriors to draw upon and train (warriors whom one of
+England's most revered generals had characterised as "Easily led; easily
+fed; fearless of death"), non-amusement in some quarters gave way to
+positive trepidation.
+
+The sympathetic nations spoke together, and agreed that something must
+be done to give "Poor England" another chance; as, in the world of
+commerce, friendly rivals will often gather round the man who has fallen
+on evil days to set him on his feet again.
+
+So England was to have a fair field and liberty to work out her own
+salvation. But she was not to wake up and find that it had all been a
+hideous dream. Egypt had been put back to the time of the Khalifa. India
+had lost sixty years of pacification and progress. Ireland was a
+republic, at least in name, and depending largely on Commemoration
+Issues of postage stamps for a revenue. South Africa was for the South
+Africans. There were many other interesting items, but these were, as it
+might be expressed to a nation of shopkeepers, the leading lines.
+
+If the worst abroad was bad enough, there was one encouraging feature at
+home. With the election of the new government industries began to
+revive, trade to improve, the money market to throw off its depression,
+and the natural demand for labour to increase: not gradually, but
+instantly, phenomenally. It was as though a dam across some great river
+had been removed, and with the impetus every sluggish little tributary
+was quickened and drawn on in new and sparkling animation. It was not
+necessary to argue upon it from a party point of view; it was a concrete
+fact that every one admitted. There was only one explanation, and it met
+the eye at every turn. Capital reappeared, and money began to circulate
+freely again. Why? There was security.
+
+It was not the Millennium; it was the year 19--, and a "capitalistic"
+government was in office; but the "masses" discovered that they were
+certainly not worse off than before. Working men now wore, it is true, a
+little less of the air of being so many presidents of South American
+republics when they walked about the streets; but that style had never
+really suited them, and they soon got out of it. The men who had come
+into power were not of the class who oppress. The strife of the past was
+being forgotten; its lessons were remembered. What was good and
+practical of Socialistic legislation was retained. So it came about that
+the vanquished gained more by defeat than they would have done by
+victory.
+
+It was undeniable that, in common with mankind at large, they still from
+time to time experienced pain, sickness, disappointment, hardship, and
+general adversity. Those who were employed by gentlemen were treated as
+gentlemen treat their work-people; those who were so unfortunate as to
+be in the service of employers who had no claim to that title continued
+to be treated as cads and despots treat their employés. Those among them
+who were gentlemen themselves extended a courteous spirit towards their
+masters, and those among them who were the reverse continued to act
+towards employers and the world around as churls and blusterers act, and
+so the compensating balance of nature was more or less harmoniously
+preserved.
+
+And what of the future? Will the nation that was so sharply taught dread
+the fire like the burned child, or return to the flame as the scorched
+moth does? Alas, the memory of a people is short, even as the wisdom of
+a proverb is conflictingly two-edged.
+
+Or, if the warning fades and the necessity grows large again, will there
+be found another Stobalt to respond to the call? "For those whom Heaven
+afflicts there is a chance," contributes the Sage of another land; "but
+they who persistently work out their own undoing are indeed hopeless."
+
+Or may it be that the faith of Tirrel will be justified, and that in the
+process of time there will emerge from man's ceaseless groping after
+perfection a new wisdom, under whose yet undreamt-of scheme and
+dispensation all men will be content and reconciled?
+
+The philosopher shakes his head weightily and remains silent--thereby
+adding to his reputation. The prophets prophesy; the old men dream
+dreams and the young men see visions, and the dispassionate speculate.
+On all sides there is a multitude of the counsel in which, as we must
+believe, lies wisdom.
+
+It is an interesting situation, and as it can only be definitely settled
+beyond the dim vista of future centuries, the pity is that we shall
+never know.
+
+
+THE END.
+
+
+
+
+NELSON LIBRARY
+
+_UNIFORM WITH THIS VOLUME._
+
+
+ 1. The Marriage of William Ashe.
+ 2. The Intrusions of Peggy.
+ 3. The Fortune of Christina M'Nab.
+ 4. The Battle of the Strong.
+ 5. Robert Elsmere.
+ 6. No. 5 John Street.
+ 7. Quisanté.
+ 8. Incomparable Bellairs.
+ 9. History of David Grieve.
+ 10. The King's Mirror.
+ 11. John Charity.
+ 12. Clementina.
+ 13. If Youth but Knew.
+ 14. The American Prisoner.
+ 15. His Grace.
+ 16. The Hosts of the Lord.
+ 17. The God in the Car.
+ 18. The Lady of the Barge.
+ 19. The Odd Women.
+ 20. Matthew Austin.
+ 21. The Translation of a Savage.
+ 22. The Octopus.
+ 23. White Fang.
+ 24. The Princess Passes.
+ 25. Sir John Constantine.
+ 26. The Man from America.
+ 27. A Lame Dog's Diary.
+ 28. The Recipe for Diamonds.
+ 29. Woodside Farm.
+ 30. Monsieur Beaucaire, and The Beautiful Lady.
+ 31. The Pit.
+ 32. An Adventurer of the North.
+ 33. The Wages of Sin.
+ 34. Lady Audley's Secret.
+ 35. Eight Days.
+ 36. Owd Bob.
+ 37. The Duenna of a Genius.
+ 38. His Honor and a Lady.
+ 39. Marcella.
+ 40. Selah Harrison.
+ 41. The House with the Green Shutters.
+ 42. Mrs Galer's Business.
+ 43. Old Gorgon Graham.
+ 44. Major Vigoureux.
+ 45. The Gateless Barrier.
+ 46. Kipps.
+ 47. Moonfleet.
+ 48. Springtime.
+ 49. French Nan.
+ 50. The Food of the Gods.
+ 51. Raffles.
+ 52. Cynthia's Way.
+ 53. Clarissa Furiosa.
+ 54. Love and Mr Lewisham.
+ 55. The Lonely Lady of Grosvenor Square.
+ 56. Thompson's Progress.
+ 57. The Primrose Path.
+ 58. Lady Rose's Daughter.
+ 59. Romance.
+ 60. The War of the Carolinas.
+ 61. Katharine Frensham.
+ 62. The Professor on the Case.
+ 63. Love and the Soul-Hunters.
+
+
+
+
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+Title: The Secret of the League
+ The Story of a Social War
+
+Author: Ernest Bramah
+
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+
+
+<h1>THE SECRET OF THE LEAGUE</h1>
+
+<h3>The Story of a Social War</h3>
+
+<h2>By ERNEST BRAMAH</h2>
+
+
+<h3>THOMAS NELSON<br />
+AND SONS</h3>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+<img src="images/front.jpg" alt=""/>
+</div>
+
+<h3>She began to unbuckle the frozen straps of his gear.</h3>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+<!-- Autogenerated TOC. Modify or delete as required. -->
+<p>
+<a href="#CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I. <span class="smcap">Irene</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II. <span class="smcap">The Period, and the Coming of Wings</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III. <span class="smcap">The Million to One Chance</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV. <span class="smcap">The Compact</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V. <span class="smcap">The Downtrodden</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI. <span class="smcap">Miss Lisle tells a Long Pointless Story</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII. "<span class="smcap">Schedule B</span>"</a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII. <span class="smcap">Tantroy earns his Wage</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX. <span class="smcap">Secret History</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X. <span class="smcap">The Order of St. Martin of Tours</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XI">CHAPTER XI. <span class="smcap">Man between Two Masters</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XII">CHAPTER XII. <span class="smcap">By Telescribe</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XIII">CHAPTER XIII. <span class="smcap">The Effect of the Bomb</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XIV">CHAPTER XIV. <span class="smcap">The Last Chance and the Counsel of Expedience</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XV">CHAPTER XV. <span class="smcap">The Great Fiasco</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XVI">CHAPTER XVI. <span class="smcap">The Dark Winter</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XVII">CHAPTER XVII. <span class="smcap">The Incident of the 13th of January</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XVIII">CHAPTER XVIII. <span class="smcap">The Music and the Dance</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XIX">CHAPTER XIX. <span class="smcap">The "Finis" Message</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XX">CHAPTER XX. <span class="smcap">Stobalt of Salaveira</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XXI">CHAPTER XXI. <span class="smcap">The Bargain of Famine</span></a><br />
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XXII">CHAPTER XXII. "<span class="smcap">Poor England</span>"</a><br /><br />
+<a href="#NELSON_LIBRARY">NELSON LIBRARY</a><br />
+</p>
+<!-- End Autogenerated TOC. -->
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>THE SECRET OF THE LEAGUE.</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_I" id="CHAPTER_I"></a>CHAPTER I</h2>
+
+<h3>IRENE</h3>
+
+
+<p>"I suppose I am old-fashioned"&mdash;there was a murmur of polite dissent
+from all the ladies present, except the one addressed&mdash;"Oh, I take it as
+a compliment nowadays, I assure you; but when I was a girl a young lady
+would have no more thought of flying than of"&mdash;she paused almost on a
+note of pained surprise at finding the familiar comparison of a lifetime
+cut off&mdash;"well, of standing on her head."</p>
+
+<p>"No," replied the young lady in point, with the unfeeling candour that
+marked the youthful spirit of the age, "because it wasn't invented. But
+you went bicycling, and your mothers were very shocked at first."</p>
+
+<p>"I hardly think that you can say that, Miss Lisle," remarked another of
+the matrons, "because I can remember that more than twenty years ago one
+used to see quite elderly ladies bicycling."</p>
+
+<p>"After the others had lived all the ridicule down," retorted Miss Lisle
+scornfully. "Oh yes; I quite expect that in a few more years you will
+see quite elderly ladies flying."</p>
+
+<p>The little party of matrons seated on the Hastings promenade regarded
+each other surreptitiously, and one or two smiled slightly, while one or
+two shuddered slightly. "Flying is very different, dear," said Mrs Lisle
+reprovingly. "I often think of what your dear grandfather used to say.
+He said"&mdash;impressively&mdash;"that if the Almighty had intended that we
+should fly, He would have sent us into the world with wings upon our
+backs."</p>
+
+<p>There was a murmur of approval from all&mdash;all except Miss Lisle, that is.</p>
+
+<p>"But do you ever think of what Geoffrey replied to dear grandpapa when
+he heard him say that once, mother?" said the unimpressed daughter. "He
+said: 'And don't you think, sir, that if the Almighty had intended us to
+use railways, He would have sent us into the world with wheels upon our
+feet?'"</p>
+
+<p>"I do not see any connection at all between the two things," replied her
+mother distantly. "And such a remark seems to me to be simply
+irreverent. Birds are born with wings, and insects, and so on, but
+nothing, as far as I am aware, is born with wheels. Your grandfather
+used to travel by the South Eastern regularly every day, or how could he
+have reached his office? and he never saw anything wrong in using
+trains, I am sure. In fact, when you think of it you will see that what
+Geoffrey said, instead of being any argument, was supremely silly."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps he intended it to be," replied Miss Lisle with suspicious
+meekness. "You never know, mother."</p>
+
+<p>Such a remark merited no serious attention. Why should any one, least of
+all a really clever young man like Geoffrey, deliberately <i>intend</i> to be
+silly? There was too often, her mother had observed, an utter lack of
+relevance in Irene's remarks.</p>
+
+<p>"I think that it is a great mistake to have white flying costumes as so
+many do," observed another lady. "They look&mdash;but perhaps they wish to."</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly when they use lace as well it really seems as though they do.
+Oh!"</p>
+
+<p>There was a passing shadow across the group and a slight rustle in the
+air. Scarcely a dozen yards above the promenade a young lady was flying
+strongly down the wind with the languid motion of the "swan stroke." She
+wore white&mdash;and lace trimming. Mrs Lisle gazed fixedly out to sea. Even
+Irene felt that the vision was inopportune.</p>
+
+<p>"There are always some who overdo a thing," she remarked. "There always
+have been. That was only Velma St Saint of the New Gaiety; she flies
+about the front every day for the advertisement of the thing: I wonder
+that she doesn't drop handbills as she goes. There's plenty of room up
+on the Castle Hill&mdash;in fact, you aren't supposed to fly west of the
+Breakwater&mdash;but there will always be some&mdash;&mdash;" A vague resentment closed
+the period.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you staying at the Palatial this time?" asked the lady who had
+mentioned lace, feeling it tactful to change the subject. "I think that
+you used to."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, haven't you seen?" was the reply. "The Palatial has been closed for
+the last six months."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it's a great pity," remarked another. "It looks so depressing too,
+right on the front. But they simply could not go on. I suppose that the
+rates here are something frightful now."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, enormous, my dear; but it was not that alone. The Palatial has
+always aimed at being a 'popular' hotel, and so few of the upper middle
+class can afford hotels now. Then the new tax on every servant above
+one&mdash;calculated as fifty per cent. of their wages, I think, but there
+are so many new taxes to remember&mdash;proved the last straw."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it is fifty per cent. I remember because I had to give up my
+between-maid to pay the cook's tax. But I thought that hotels were to be
+exempt?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not in the end. It was argued that hotels existed for the convenience
+of the monied classes, and that they ought to pay for it. So a large
+number of hotels are closed altogether; others work with a reduced
+staff, and a great many servants have been thrown out of employment."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Lisle laughed unpleasantly. "A good thing, too," she remarked. "I
+hate hotel servants. So does everybody. It is the only good thing I have
+heard of the Labour Government doing."</p>
+
+<p>"I am sure I don't hate them," said Mrs Lisle, looking round with
+pathetic resignation, "although they certainly had become rather
+grasping and over-bearing of late. But it was quite an unforeseen
+development of the scheme that so many should lose their places. Indeed
+the special object of the tax was to create a fund&mdash;'earmarked' I think
+they call it&mdash;out of which to meet the growing pension claim, now that
+so few of the servant class think it worth while to save."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Lisle laughed again, this time with a note of genuine amusement.</p>
+
+<p>("A most unpleasant girl, I fear," murmured the lady who had raised the
+white costume question, to her neighbour in a whisper: "so odd.")</p>
+
+<p>"It made a great difference at the registry offices. There are a dozen
+maids to be had any day where there were really none before. Only one
+cannot afford to keep them now."</p>
+
+<p>There was a word, a sigh, and an "Ah!" to mark this point of agreement
+among the four ladies.</p>
+
+<p>"I am afraid that the Government confiscation of all dividends above
+five per cent. bears very heavily on some," remarked one after a pause.
+"I know a poor soul of over sixty-five, nearly blind too, whose husband
+had invested all his savings in the company he had worked for because he
+knew that it was safe, and, having a good reserve, intended to pay ten
+per cent. for a long time. When he died it brought her in fifty pounds a
+year. Now&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>There were little signs of sympathy and commiseration from the group.
+The sex was beginning to take an unwonted interest in terms
+financial&mdash;per centage, surrender value, trustee stock, unearned
+increment, and so on. They had reason to do so, for revolutionary
+finance was very much in the air, or, rather, had come tangibly down to
+earth at length: not the placid city echoes that were wont to ripple
+gently across the breakfast-table a few years earlier without leaving
+any one much better or much worse off, but the galvanic adjustment that
+by a stroke made the rich well-to-do, the well-to-do just so-so, the
+struggling poor, and left the poor where they were before. The frenzied
+effort that in a session strove to tear up the trees of the forest and
+leave the plants beneath untouched; to pull to pieces the intertwined
+fabric of a thousand years' growth and to create from it a bundle of
+straight and equal twigs; in a word, to administer justice on the
+principle of knocking out one eye in all the sound because a number of
+people were unfortunately born or fallen blind.</p>
+
+<p>"Five and twenty," mused Mrs Lisle. "I suppose it is just possible."</p>
+
+<p>"It is really less than that," explained the other. "You may have
+noticed that as it is now no good making more than five per cent., most
+companies pay even less. There is no incentive to do well."</p>
+
+<p>"One hears of even worse cases on every hand," said another of the
+ladies. "I am trying to interest people in a poor deformed creature
+whose father left her an annuity derived from ground rents in the
+City.... As it has been worked out I think that she owes the Incomes
+Adjustment Department lawyers something a year now. But private charity
+seems almost to have ceased altogether. Have you heard that 'Jim's' is
+closed?"</p>
+
+<p>It was true. St James's Hospital, whose unvarnished record was, "Three
+hundred of the very poor treated freely each day," was a thing of the
+past, and across its portal, where ten years before a couple of stalwart
+gentlemen wearing red ties had rested for a moment, while they lit their
+pipes, a banner with the strange device, "Curse your Charity!" now ran
+the legend, "Closed for want of Funds."</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder sometimes," mused the last speaker, "why some one doesn't do
+something."</p>
+
+<p>"But," objected another, "what is there to do? What is there?"</p>
+
+<p>They all agreed that there was nothing&mdash;absolutely nothing. Every one
+else was tacitly making the same admission; that was the fatal symptom.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Lisle jumped up and began to move away unceremoniously.</p>
+
+<p>"Where are you going, dear?" asked her mother in mild reproof.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, anywhere," replied Irene restlessly.</p>
+
+<p>"But what for?" persisted Mrs Lisle.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, anything."</p>
+
+<p>"That is 'nothing,' Miss Lisle," smiled the tactful lady of the party,
+anxious to smooth over the awkwardness of the moment.</p>
+
+<p>"No, it is at least something," flung back the girl brusquely; and with
+swinging strides she set off at a furious pace towards the open country.</p>
+
+<p>"Irene is a little impulsive at times," apologized her mother, sitting
+back with placidly folded hands.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_II" id="CHAPTER_II"></a>CHAPTER II</h2>
+
+<h3>THE PERIOD, AND THE COMING OF WINGS</h3>
+
+
+<p>An intelligent South Sea Islander, who had been imported into this
+country to stimulate missionary enterprise, on his return had said that
+the most marked characteristic of the English of the period was what
+they called "snap."</p>
+
+<p>The nearest equivalent in his own language signifying literally "quick
+hot words," he had some difficulty in conveying the impression he
+desired, and his circle had to rest content that "snap" permeated the
+journalism, commerce, politics, drama, and social life of the English,
+had assailed their literature, and was beginning to influence religion,
+art, and science. It may be admitted that the foreign gentleman's visit
+had coincided with a period of national stress, for the week in question
+had embraced the more entertaining half of a general election, seen the
+advent of two new farthing daily papers, and been marked by the Rev.
+Sebastian Tauthaul's striking series of addresses from the pulpit of the
+City Sanctum, entitled "If Christ put up for Battersea." It had also
+included the launching of a new cocoa, a new soap, and a new
+concentrated food.</p>
+
+<p>The new food was called "Chip-Chunks." "A name which I venture to think
+spells success of itself," complacently remarked its inventor. "A very
+good name indeed," admitted his advertising manager. "It has the great
+desideratum that it might be anything, and, on the other hand, it might
+equally well be nothing." "Just so," said the inventor with weighty
+approval; "just so." A "snap-line" was required that would ineradicably
+fix Chip-Chunks in the public mind, and "Bow-wow! Feel chippy? Then
+champ Chip-Chunks" was found in an inspired moment. It was, of course,
+fully cooked and already quite digested. It was described as the delight
+of the unweaned infant, the mainstay of the toothless nonagenarian, and
+so simple and wholesome that it could be safely taken and at once
+assimilated by the invalid who had undergone the operation of having his
+principal organ of digestion removed. So little, indeed, remained for
+nature and the human parts to do in the matter of Chip-Chunks as to
+raise the doubt whether it might not be simpler and scarcely less
+nutritive to open the tin and pour the contents down the drain
+forthwith.</p>
+
+<p>As Chip-Chunks was designed for those who were disinclined to exercise
+the functions of digestion, so Isabella soap made an appeal to those who
+disliked work and had something of an antipathy to soap at all. One did
+not wash with Isabella, it was assured: one sat down and watched it. It
+had its "snap-lines," too:</p>
+
+<p>"You write it 'wash,' but you call it 'wosh.'</p>
+
+<p>"What is the difference?</p>
+
+<p>"There is 'a' difference.</p>
+
+<p>"There is also 'a' difference between Isabella soap and all other soaps:</p>
+
+<p>"All the difference.</p>
+
+<p>"That's our point. Put it in your washtub and watch it."</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Cocoa was approached in a more sober spirit. Soap may blow bubbles of
+light and airy fancy, pills <i>ricochet</i> from one gay conceit to another,
+meat extracts gambol with the irresponsible exuberance of bulls in china
+cups, but cocoa relied upon sincerity and statistics. Kingcup cocoa was
+the last word of the expert. It won its way into the great heart of the
+people by driving home the significant fact that it contained .00001 per
+cent. more phosphorus, and .000002 per cent. less of something fatty,
+than any other cocoa in existence. When the newspaper reader of the
+period had been confronted by this assertion, in various guises,
+seventeen thousand times, he had reached a state of mind in which .00001
+per cent. more phosphorus and .000002 per cent. less fat represented the
+difference between vigorous manhood and drivelling imbecility.</p>
+
+<p>The Rev. Sebastian was all "snap." His topical midday
+addresses&mdash;described by himself as "Seven minutes
+sandwich-sermonettes"&mdash;have already been referred to. Young men who were
+pressed for time were bidden to bring their bath buns or buttered scones
+and eat openly and unashamed. Workmen with bread and cheese and pots of
+beer were welcomed with effusion. This particular series extended over
+the working days of a week, and was subdivided thus:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>Monday.</i>&mdash;The Issues before the Constituency.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>Tuesday.</i>&mdash;His Address to the Electors.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>Wednesday.</i>&mdash;The Day of the Contest.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>Thursday.</i>&mdash;Which Way are you Voting?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>Friday.</i>&mdash;Spoiled Papers.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>Saturday.</i>&mdash;At the Top of the Poll and the Leader of our Party.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Of the new papers, of their sprightliness, their enterprise, their
+general all-roundness, their almost wicked experience of the ways of the
+world, from a quite up-to-date fund of junior office witticism to a
+knowledge of the existence of actresses who do not act, outwardly
+respectable circles of society who play cards for money on Sunday, and
+(exclusively for the benefit of their readers) places where quite
+high-class provisions (only nominally damaged) could be bought cheap on
+Saturday nights, it is unnecessary to say much. Of their irresponsible
+cock-sureness, their bristling combativeness, their amazing powers of
+prophetic penetration, and, it must be confessed, their ineradicable air
+of somewhat second-rate infant phenomenonship, their crumbling yellow
+files still bear witness. As a halfpenny is half a penny, so a farthing
+is half a halfpenny, and the mind that is not too appalled by the
+possibilities of the development can people for itself this journalistic
+Eden.</p>
+
+<p><i>The Whip</i> described its programme as "Vervy and nervy; brainy and
+champagny." <i>The Broom</i> relied more on solider attractions of the "News
+of the World in Pin Point Pars" and "Knowledge in Nodules" order. Both
+claimed to be written exclusively by "brainy" people, and both might
+have added, with equal truth, read exclusively by brainless. Avowedly
+appealing "to the great intellect of the nation," neither fell into the
+easy mistake of aiming too high, and the humblest son of toil might take
+them up with the fullest confidence of finding nothing from beginning to
+end that was beyond his simple comprehension.</p>
+
+<p>But the most cursory review of national "snappishness" would be
+incomplete if it omitted the field of politics, especially when the
+period in question contained so concentrated an accumulation of "snap"
+as a general election. Contests had long ceased to be decided on the
+merits of individuals or of parties, still less to be the occasions for
+deliberate consideration of policy. Each group had its label and its
+"snap-cries." The outcome as a whole&mdash;the decision of each division with
+few exceptions&mdash;lay in the hands of a class which, while educated to the
+extent of a little reading and a little writing, was practically
+illiterate in thought, in experience, and in discrimination. To them a
+"snap-cry" was eminently suited, as representing a concrete idea and
+being in fact the next best argument to a decayed egg. That national
+disaster had never so far been evolved out of this rough-and-ready
+method could be traced to a variety of saving clauses. At such a time
+the strict veracity of the cries raised was not to be too closely
+examined; indeed, there was not the time for contradiction, and therein
+lay the essence of some of the most successful "snaps."</p>
+
+<p>Misrepresentation, if on a sufficiently large scale, was permissible,
+but it was advisable to make it wholesale, lurid, and applied not to an
+individual but to a party&mdash;emphasising, of course, the fact that your
+opponent was irretrievably pledged to that party through thick and thin.</p>
+
+<p>In other words, it was quite legitimate for A to declare that the policy
+of the party to which his opponent B belonged was a policy of murder,
+rapine, piracy, black-mail, highway robbery, extermination, and
+indiscriminate bloodshed; that they had swum to office on a sea of tears
+racked from the broken hearts of an outraged peasantry, risen to power
+on the apex of a smoking hecatomb of women and children, and kept their
+position by methods of ruthless barbarism; that assassination, polygamy,
+thuggeeism, simony, bureaucracy, and perhaps even an additional penny on
+the poor man's tea, would very likely be found included in their
+official programme; that they were definitely pledged to introduce
+Kalmucks and Ostyaks into the Government Dock-yards, who would work in
+chained gangs, be content with three farthings for a fourteen hours'
+day, and live exclusively on engine waste and barley-water.</p>
+
+<p>This and much more was held to be fair political warfare which should
+not offend the keenest patriot. But if A so far descended to vulgar
+personalities as to accuse B himself of employing an urchin to scare
+crows at eightpence a day when the trade union rate for crow-scaring was
+ninepence, he stood a fair chance of having an action for libel or
+defamation of character on his hands in addition to an election.</p>
+
+<p>Under such a system the least snappy went to the wall. Happy was the man
+who was armed not necessarily with a just cause, but with a name that
+lent itself to topical alliteration. Who could resist the appeal to</p>
+
+<table cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2" width="60%">
+<tr><td>Vote for</td><td>Frank</td><td>Blarney.</td></tr>
+<tr><td></td><td>Fresh</td><td>Brooms in Parliament.</td></tr>
+<tr><td></td><td>Fewer</td><td>Bungles during the next five years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td></td><td>Financial</td><td>Betterment at home.</td></tr>
+<tr><td></td><td>Free</td><td>Breakfast-tables for the People.</td></tr>
+<tr><td></td><td>Flourishing</td><td>Businesses all round.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+
+<p>&mdash;especially when it was coupled with the reminder that</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>Every vote given to A. J. Wallflower is a slice of bread filched from
+your innocent children's hard-earned loaf.</p></blockquote>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Of course the schools could not escape the atmosphere. The State-taught
+children were wonderfully snappy&mdash;for the time being. Afterwards, it
+might be noticed, that when the props were pulled away they were
+generally either annoyingly dull or objectionably pert, or, perhaps,
+offensively dully-pert, according to whether their nature was backward
+or forward, or a mixture of both. The squad-drilled units could remember
+wonderfully well&mdash;for the time; they could apply the rules they learned
+in just the way they were taught to apply them&mdash;for the time. But they
+could not remember what they had not been drilled to remember; they
+could not apply the rules in any other way; they could not apply the
+principles at all; and they could not think.</p>
+
+<p>High and low, children were not allowed to think; with ninety-nine
+mothers out of a hundred its proper name was "idleness." "I do not like
+to see you sitting down doing nothing, dear," said every mother to every
+daughter plaintively. "Is there no sewing you might do?" So the would-be
+thoughtful child was harried into working, or playing, or eating, or
+sleeping, as though a mind contentedly occupied with itself was an
+unworthy or a morbid thing.</p>
+
+<p>Yet it was a too close adherence to the national character that proved
+to be the undoing of Wynchley Slocombe, who is now generally admitted to
+have been the father of the form of aerial propulsion so widely enjoyed
+to-day. Like everybody else, he had read the offer of the Traffic and
+Locomotion Department of a substantial reward for a satisfactory
+flying-machine, embracing "any contrivance ... that would by
+demonstration enable one or more persons, freed from all earth-support
+or connection (<i>a</i>) to remain stationary at will, at any height between
+50 and 1500 feet; (<i>b</i>) at that height to travel between two points one
+mile apart within a time limit of seven minutes and without deviating
+more than fifty yards from a straight line connecting the two points;
+(<i>c</i>) to travel in a circle of not less than three miles in
+circumference within a time limit of fifteen minutes." Wynchley took an
+ordinary intelligent interest in the subject, but he had no thought of
+competing.</p>
+
+<p>It was not until the last day of the period allowed for submitting plans
+that Wynchley's great idea occurred to him. There was then no time for
+elaborating the germ or for preparing the requisite specifications, even
+if he had any ability to do so, which he had not, being, in fact, quite
+ignorant of the subject. But he remembered hearing in his youth that
+when a former Government of its day had offered a premium for a
+convenient method of dividing postage stamps (until that time sold in
+unperforated sheets and cut up as required by the users), the successful
+competitor had simply tendered the advice, "Punch rows of little holes
+between them." In the same spirit Wynchley Slocombe took half a sheet of
+silurian notepaper (now become famous, and preserved in the South
+Kensington Museum) and wrote on it, "Fasten on a pair of wings, and
+practise! practise!! practise!!!" It was to be the aerial counterpart of
+"Gunnery! Gunnery!! Gunnery!!!"</p>
+
+<p>Unfortunately, the departmental offices were the only places in England
+where "snap" was not recognised. Wynchley was regarded as a suicidal
+lunatic&mdash;a familiar enough figure in flying-machine circles&mdash;and his
+suggestion was duly pigeon-holed without consideration.</p>
+
+<p>The subsequent career of the unhappy man may be briefly stated.
+Disappointed in his hopes of an early recognition, and not having
+sufficient money at his disposal to demonstrate the practicability of
+his idea, he took to writing letters to the President of the Board, and
+subsequently to waylaying high officials and demanding interviews with
+them. Dismissed from his situation for systematic neglect of duty, he
+became a "poor litigant with a grievance" at the Law Courts, and
+periodically applied for summonses against the Prime Minister, the Lord
+Mayor of London, and the Archbishop of Canterbury. Still later his name
+became a by-word as that of a confirmed window-breaker at the Government
+offices. A few years afterwards, a brief paragraph in one or two papers
+announced that Wynchley Slocombe, "who, some time ago, gained an
+unenviable notoriety on account of his hallucinations," had committed
+suicide in a Deptford model lodging-house.</p>
+
+<p>In the meanwhile two plans for flying-machines had been selected as
+displaying the most merit, and their inventors were encouraged to press
+on with the construction under a monetary grant. Both were finished
+during the same week, and for the sake of comparison they were submitted
+to trial on the same day upon Shorncliffe plain. <i>Vimbonne VI.</i>, which
+resembled a much-distended spider with outspread legs, made the first
+ascent. According to instructions, it was to demonstrate its ability to
+go in a straight line by descending in a field near the Military Canal,
+beyond Seabrook, but from the moment of its release it continued to
+describe short circles with a velocity hitherto unattained in any
+air-ship, until its frantic constructor was too dizzy to struggle with
+its mechanism any longer. The <i>Moloch</i> was then unmoored, and took up
+its position stationary at a height of 1000 feet with absolute
+precision. It was built on the lines of a gigantic centipede, with two
+rows of clubby oars beneath, and ranked as the popular favourite. Being
+instructed, for the sake of variety, to begin with the three mile
+circle, the <i>Moloch</i> started out to sea on the flash of the gun, the
+sinuous motion that rippled down its long vertebrate body producing an
+effect, accidental but so very life-like, that many of the vast
+concourse assembled on the ground turned pale and could not follow it
+unmoved....</p>
+
+<p>There have been many plausible theories put forward by experts to
+account for the subsequent disaster, but for obvious reasons the real
+explanation can never progress beyond the realms of conjecture, for the
+<i>Moloch</i>, instead of bending to the east, encircling Folkestone and its
+suburbs, and descending again in the middle of Shorncliffe Camp,
+continued its unswerving line towards the coast of France, and never
+held communication with civilised man again.</p>
+
+<p>So exact was its course, however, that it was easy to trace its passage
+across Europe. It reached Boulogne about four o'clock in the afternoon,
+and was cheered vociferously under the pathetic impression that
+everything was going well. Amiens saw it a little to the east in the
+fading light of evening, and a few early citizens of Dijon marked it
+soon after dawn. Its passage over the Alps was accurately timed and
+noted at several points, and the Italian frontier had a glimpse of it,
+very high up, it was recorded, at nightfall. A gentleman of Ajaccio,
+travelling in the interior of the island, thought that he had seen it
+some time during the next day; and several Tripoli Greeks swore that it
+had passed a few yards above their heads a week later; but the testimony
+of the Corsican was deemed the more reliable of the two. A relief
+expedition was subsequently sent out and traversed a great part of
+Africa, but although the natives in the district around the Albert
+Nyanza repeatedly prostrated themselves and smacked their thighs
+vigorously&mdash;the tribal signs of fear and recognition&mdash;when shown a small
+working model of the <i>Moloch</i>, no further trace was ever obtained of it.</p>
+
+<p>The accident had a curious sequel in the House of Commons, which
+significantly illustrates how unexpected may be the ultimate
+developments of a chain of circumstance. It so happened that in addition
+to its complement of hands, the <i>Moloch</i> carried an assistant
+under-secretary to the Board of Agriculture. This gentleman, who had
+made entomology a lifelong study, was invaluable to his office, and the
+lamentable consequence of his absence was that when the President of the
+Board rose the following night to answer a question respecting the
+importation of lady-birds to arrest an aphis plague then devastating the
+orchards of the country, he ingenuously displayed so striking an
+unfamiliarity with the subject that his resignation was demanded, the
+Government discredited, and a dissolution forced. In particular, the
+hon. gentleman convulsed the House by referring throughout to lady-birds
+as "the female members of the various feathered tribes," and warmly
+defending their importation as the only satisfactory expedient in the
+circumstances.</p>
+
+<p>Wynchley's suggestion remained on file for the next few years, and would
+doubtless have crumbled to dust unfruitfully had it not been for a
+trivial incident. A junior staff clerk, finding himself to be without
+matches one morning, and hesitating to mutilate the copy of&mdash;let us say,
+the official Pink Paper which he was reading at the moment,
+absent-mindedly tore a sheet haphazard from a bundle close at hand. As
+he lit his cigarette, the name of Wynchley Slocombe caught his eye and
+stirred a half-forgotten memory, for the unfortunate Wynchley had been a
+stock jest in the past.</p>
+
+<p>Herbert Baedeker Phipps now becomes a force in the history of aerial
+conquest. He smoothed out the paper from which he had only torn off a
+fragment, read the stirring "Practise! Practise!! Practise!!!" (at least
+it has since been recognised to be stirring&mdash;stirring, inspired, and
+pulsating with the impassioned ardour of neglected genius), and pondered
+deeply to the accompaniment of three more cigarettes. Was there anything
+in it? Why could not people fly by means of artificial wings? There had
+been attempts; how did the enthusiasts begin? Usually by precipitating
+themselves out of an upper window in the first flush of their
+self-confidence. They were killed, and wings fell into disfavour; but
+the same result would attend the unsophisticated novice who made his
+first essay in swimming by diving off a cliff into ten fathoms deep of
+water. Here, even in a denser medium, was the admitted necessity for
+laborious practice before security was assured.</p>
+
+<p>Phipps looked a step further. By nature man is ill-equipped for flying,
+whereas he possesses in himself all the requisites for successful
+propulsion through the water. Yet he needs practice in water; more
+practice therefore in air. For thousands of years mankind has been
+swimming and thereby lightening the task for his descendants, to such an
+extent that in certain islands the children swim almost naturally, even
+before they walk; whereas, with the solitary exception of a certain
+fabled gentleman who made the attempt so successfully and attained such
+a height that the sun melted the wax with which he had affixed his wings
+(Styckiton in convenient tubes not being then procurable), no man has
+ever flown. More, more practice. The very birds themselves, Phipps
+remembered, first require parental coaching in the art, while aquatic
+creatures and even the amphibia take to that element with developed
+faculties from their birth. Still more need of practice for ungainly
+man. Here, he was convinced, lay the whole secret of failure and
+possible success. "Practise! Practise!! Practise!!!" The last word was
+with Wynchley Slocombe.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_III" id="CHAPTER_III"></a>CHAPTER III</h2>
+
+<h3>THE MILLION TO ONE CHANCE</h3>
+
+
+<p>So wings came&mdash;to stay, every one admitted, although most people
+complained that after all flying was not so wonderful when one could do
+it as they thought it would have been. For at the first glance the
+popular fancy had inclined towards pinning on a pair of gauzy appendages
+and soaring at once into empyrean heights with the spontaneity of a
+lark, or of lightly fluttering from point to point with the ease and
+grace of a butterfly. They found that a pair of wings cost rather more
+than a high-grade bicycle, and that the novice who could struggle from
+the stage into a net placed twenty yards away, after a month's course of
+daily practices, was held to be very promising. There was no more talk
+of England lying at the mercy of any and every invader; for one man, and
+one only, had so far succeeded in crossing even the Channel, and that at
+its narrowest limit. For at least three years after the conversion of
+Phipps the generality of people gleaned their knowledge of the progress
+of flying from the pages of the comic papers. To the comic papers wings
+had been sent as an undiluted blessing.</p>
+
+<p>But if alatics, in their infancy, did not come up to the wider
+expectation, there were many who found in it a novel and exhilarating
+sport. There were also those who, discovering something congenial in the
+new force, set quietly and resolutely to work to develop its
+possibilities and to raise it above the level of a mere fashionable
+novelty. There have always been some, a few, not infrequently
+Englishmen, who have unostentatiously become pre-eminent in every
+development of science with a fixity of purpose. Their names rarely
+appear in the pages of history, but they largely write it.</p>
+
+<p>Hastings permitted mixed flying. It was a question that had embittered
+many a town council. To one section it seemed intolerable that a father,
+a husband, or a brother should be torn for twenty minutes from the side
+of his female relatives; to the opposing section it seemed horrible that
+coatless men should be allowed to spread their wings within a hundred
+and fifty yards of shoeless women.</p>
+
+<p>"I have no particular convictions," one prominent citizen remarked, "but
+in view of the existing railway facilities it is worth while considering
+whether we shall have any visitors at all this season if we stand in the
+way of families flying down together." The humour of the age was flowing
+mordaciously, even as the wit of France had done little more than a
+century before. The readiest jests carried a tang, whether turning upon
+personal poverty, municipal extravagance, or national incapacity.
+Opinion being evenly divided, the local rate of seventeen shillings in
+the pound influenced the casting vote in favour of mixed flying. There
+were necessary preparations, including a captive balloon in which an
+ancient mariner, decked out with a pair of wings like a superannuated
+Cupid, was posted to render assistance to the faltering. The rates at
+once rose to seventeen shillings and sixpence, but the principle of the
+enterprise was admitted to be sound.</p>
+
+<p>So on this pleasant summer afternoon&mdash;an ideal day for a fly, said every
+one&mdash;the heights above the old town were echoing to the ceaseless gaiety
+of the watching crowd, for alatics had not yet ceased to be a novelty,
+while the air above was cleft by a hundred pairs of beating wings.</p>
+
+<p>"A remarkable sight," said an old man who had opened conversation with
+the sociable craving of the aged; "ten years ago we little expected
+this."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, no," replied his chance acquaintance on the seat; "if I remember
+rightly, the tendency was all towards a combination either of a balloon
+and a motor-car or of a submarine and a band-box."</p>
+
+<p>"You don't fly yourself?"</p>
+
+<p>The young man&mdash;and he was a stalwart enough youth&mdash;looked at himself
+critically as if mentally picturing the effect of a pair of wings upon
+his person. "Well, no," he replied; "one doesn't get the time for
+practice. Then consider the price of the things. And the annual
+licence&mdash;oh, they won't let you forget <i>that</i>, I assure you. Well, is it
+worth it?"</p>
+
+<p>The old man shook his head in harmonious agreement; decidedly for him it
+was not worth it. "Perhaps you are in Somerset House?" he remarked
+tentatively. It is not the young who are curious; they have the
+fascinating study of themselves.</p>
+
+<p>"Not exactly," replied the other, veiling by this diplomatic ambiguity
+an eminent firm of West End drapers; "but I happen to have rather
+exceptional chances of knowing what is going on behind the scenes in
+London. I can assure you, sir, that in spite of the last sixpence on the
+income-tax and the hen-roost tax, the Chancellor of the Exchequer has
+sent out stringent orders to whip up every penny in the hope of
+lessening a serious deficit."</p>
+
+<p>"There may possibly be a deficit," admitted the old man with bland
+assurance; "but what do a few millions, either one way or the other,
+matter to a country with our inexhaustible resources? We are certainly
+passing through a period of financial depression, but the unfailing
+lesson of the past has been that a cycle of bad years is inevitably
+followed by a cycle of good years, and in the competition with foreign
+countries our advantage of free trade ensures our pre-eminence." For it
+is a mistake now to ascribe optimism to youth. Those youths have by this
+time grown up into old men. Age is the optimist because it has seen so
+many things "come right," so many difficulties "muddled through." Also
+because they who would have been pessimistic old men have worried
+themselves into early graves. Your unquenchable optimist needs no pill
+to aid digestion. "Then," he concluded, "why trouble yourself
+unnecessarily on a beautiful day like this!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, it doesn't trouble me," laughed the other man; "at least the
+deficit doesn't; nor the income-tax, I regret to say. But I rather kick
+at ten per cent. on my season ticket and a few other trifles when I
+consider that there used to be better national value without them. And I
+rather think that most others have had about enough of it."</p>
+
+<p>"Patience, patience; you are a young man yet. Look round. I don't think
+I ever saw the grass greener for the time of the year, and in my front
+garden I noticed only to-day that the syringa is out a full week earlier
+than I can remember.... Eh! What is it? Which way? Where?"</p>
+
+<p>The clerk was on his feet suddenly, and standing on the seat. Every one
+was standing up, and all in a common impulse were pointing to the sky.
+Some&mdash;women&mdash;screamed as they stood and watched, but after a gasp of
+horrified surprise, like a cry of warning cut short because too late,
+the mingling noises of the crowd seemed to shrink away in a breath.
+Every one had read of the sickening tragedies of broken cross-rods or of
+sudden loss of wing-power&mdash;ærolanguisis it was called&mdash;and one was
+taking place before their eyes. High up, very high at first, and a
+little to the east, a female figure was cleaving headlong through the
+air, and beyond all human power to save.</p>
+
+<p>So one would have said; so every one indeed assumed; and when a second
+later another figure crossed their range it only heralded a double
+tragedy. It drew a gasp ... a gasp that lingered, spun out long and
+turned to one loud, tumultuous shout. The next minute men were shouting
+incoherently, dancing wildly, shaking hands with all and any, and
+expressing frantic relief in a hundred frantic ways.</p>
+
+<p>Thus makes his timely entry into this chronicle Gatacre Stobalt, and
+reviewing the progress of flying as it then immaturely stood, it is not
+too much to say that no other man could have turned that tragedy. With
+an instinctive judgment of time, distance, angle, and his own powers,
+Stobalt, from a hundred feet above, had leapt as a diver often leaps as
+he leaves the plank, and with rigid outstretched wings was dropping
+earthward on all but a plummet line. It was the famous "razor-edge"
+stroke at its narrowest angle, the delight of strong and daring fliers,
+the terror of those who watched beneath. It may be realised by ascending
+to the highest point of St Paul's and contemplating a dive into the
+flooded churchyard.</p>
+
+<p>The moment was a classic one in the history of the wing. The air had
+claimed its victims as the waters have; and there was a legitimate
+pride, since the enterprise was no longer foolhardy, that they had never
+been withheld. But never before had a rescue been effected beyond the
+limits of the nets; it was not then deemed practicable and the axiom of
+the sport "A broken wing is a broken neck," so far held good. Yet here
+was a man, no novice in the art, deliberately pointing sheer to earth on
+a line that must bring him, if unswervingly maintained, into contact
+with the falling girl beneath. Up to that point the attempt would have
+been easy if daring, beyond it nothing but the readiest self-possession
+and the most consummate skill could avert an irretrievable disaster to
+himself.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>"You have not even had the curiosity to ask if I am hurt yet." Her voice
+certainly was.</p>
+
+<p>"X = - 4 {C^2} {x^3}," murmured Stobalt abstractedly. "I assure you," he
+explained, leaving the higher mathematics at her reproach, "that I had
+quite satisfied myself that you were not.... It all turns on the extra
+tension thrown on the crank by the additional three feathers. I am
+convinced that English makers have gone as far as they safely can in
+that direction." He glanced at her wings as he mused. They were of the
+familiar detached feather&mdash;or "venetian blind," as it was commonly
+called&mdash;pattern, and wonderfully graceful in their long sweep and
+elegant poise. Made of the purest white celluloid, just tinted with a
+delicate and deepening pink at the base, they harmonised with her
+sea-green costume as faultlessly as the lily with the leaves it springs
+from. Stobalt himself used the more difficult but much more powerful
+"bat" shape, built up of gold-beaters' skin; he had already folded them
+in rest, but in those early days the prudish conventions of the air
+debarred the girl from seeking a like repose.</p>
+
+<p>"I should certainly discard the three outside feathers," he summed up.</p>
+
+<p>"I shall certainly discard the whole thing," she replied. "I do not know
+which felt the worse&mdash;being killed or being saved."</p>
+
+<p>He made a gesture that would seem to say that the personal details of
+the adventure were better dismissed. He was plainly a man of few words,
+but the mechanical defect still held his interest.</p>
+
+<p>"One understands that a brave man always dislikes being thanked," she
+continued a little nervously; "and, indeed, what can I say to thank you?
+You have saved my life, and I know that it must have been at a
+tremendous risk to yourself."</p>
+
+<p>"I think," he said, "that the sooner you forget the incident.... That
+and the removal of those three feathers." His gestures were deliberate
+and the reverse of vivacious, but when he glanced up and moved a hand,
+it at once conveyed to the girl that in his opinion nothing else need
+stand in the way of her recovered powers and confidence.</p>
+
+<p>"And there is," she said timidly, "nothing?" Precisely what there might
+be had not occurred to her satisfactorily.</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing," he said, without the air of being heroic in his generosity.
+"Unless," he added, "you care to promise that you will not let&mdash;&mdash;" He
+stopped with easy self-possession and turned enquiringly to a man in
+some official dress who had suddenly appeared in the glade.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you a licence?" demanded the official, ignoring Stobalt and
+addressing himself in a style that at one time would have been deemed
+objectionably abrupt, to the lady. He was in point of fact a policeman,
+and from a thong on his wrist swung a truncheon, while the butt of a
+revolver showed at his belt. He wore no number or identifying mark, for
+it had long since been agreed that it must be objectionable to their
+finer feelings to treat policemen as though they were&mdash;one cannot say
+convicts, for a sympathetic Home Secretary had already discontinued the
+numbering of convicts on the ground that it created a state of things
+"undistinguishable from slavery," though not really slavery&mdash;but as
+though they were railway bridges or district council lamp-posts. "Treat
+a man as a dog, and he becomes a dog," had been the invincible argument
+of the band of humanitarians who had introduced what was known as the
+"Get-up-when-you-like-and-have-what-you-want" system of prison
+discipline, and "Treat a man as a lamp-post, and he becomes a
+lamp-post," had been the logical standpoint of the Amalgamated Union of
+Policemen and Plain Clothes Detectives.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied the girl, and her voice had not quite that agreeable
+intonation that members of the force usually hear from the lips of fair
+young ladies nowadays. "Do you wish to see it?"</p>
+
+<p>"What else should I ask you if you had one for?" he demanded with the
+innate boorishness of the heavy-witted man. "Of course I want to see
+it."</p>
+
+<p>She opened the little bag that hung from her girdle and handed him a
+paper without a word.</p>
+
+<p>"Muriel Ursula Percy Sleigh Hampden?" It would be idle to pretend that
+the names pleased him, or that he tried to veil his contempt.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she replied.</p>
+
+<p>He indicated his private disbelief&mdash;or possibly merely took a ready
+means of exercising his authority in a way that he knew to be
+offensive&mdash;by producing a small tin box from one of his pockets and
+passing it to her without any explanation. The requirement was so
+universal in practice, however, that no explanation was necessary, for
+the signature, as the chief mark of identification, had long been
+superseded by the simpler and more effective thumb-sign. Miss Hampden
+made a slight grimace when she saw the condition of the soft wax which
+the box contained, but she obediently pressed it with her thumb and
+passed it back again. As her licence bore another thumb-sign, stamped in
+pigment, it was only necessary for the constable to compare the two (a
+process simplified by the superimposing glass, a contrivance not unlike
+a small opera-glass with converging tubes) in order to satisfy himself
+at once whether the marks were the impress of the same thumb. Apparently
+they were, for with a careless "Right-O," he proceeded on his way,
+swinging his truncheon with an easy grace, and occasionally striking off
+the end of an overhanging branch.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder," said Stobalt, when at length the zealous officer had quite
+disappeared in search of other fields for tactful activity, "I wonder if
+you are a daughter of Sir John Hampden?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she replied, looking at him with renewed interest. "His only
+daughter. Do you know my father?"</p>
+
+<p>He shook his head. "I have been away, but we see the papers sometimes,"
+he said. "The Sir John I mean," he explained, as though the point were a
+matter of some moment, "was a few years ago regarded as the one man who
+might unite our parties and save the position."</p>
+
+<p>"There is only one Sir John Hampden," she replied. "But it was too
+late."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes," he admitted vaguely, dismissing the subject.</p>
+
+<p>Both were silent for a few minutes; it might be noticed that people
+often became thoughtful when they spoke of the past in those years.
+Indeed, an optimist might almost have had some ground for believing that
+a thinking era had begun.</p>
+
+<p>When he spoke again it was with something of an air of constraint. "You
+asked me just now if there was&mdash;anything. Well, I have since
+thought&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes?" she said encouragingly.</p>
+
+<p>"I have thought that I should like to meet your father. I hear
+everywhere that he is the most inaccessible man in London; but perhaps
+if you could favour me with a line of introduction&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes," she exclaimed gladly. "I am sure that he would wish to thank
+you. I will write to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>"I have paper and a pencil here," he suggested. "I have been a sailor,"
+he added, as though that simple statement explained an omnipercipient
+resourcefulness; as perhaps it did.</p>
+
+<p>"If you prefer it," she said, accepting the proffered stationery. It did
+not make the least difference, she told herself, but this business-like
+expedition chilled her generous instincts.</p>
+
+<p>"I leave for town to-night," was all he vouchsafed.</p>
+
+<p>For a few minutes she wrote in silence, while he looked fixedly out to
+sea. "What name am I to write, please?" she asked presently.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Salt&mdash;George Salt," he replied in a matter-of-fact voice, and
+without turning his head.</p>
+
+<p>"Is it 'Mr Salt,' or 'Captain,' or&mdash;&mdash;?"</p>
+
+<p>"Just 'Mr,' please. And"&mdash;his voice fell a little flat in spite of
+himself, but he did not meet her eyes&mdash;"and would it be too much if I
+asked you to mention the circumstances under which we met?"</p>
+
+<p>She bent a little lower over the paper in a shame she could not then
+define. "I will not fail to let my father know how heroic you have been,
+and to what an extent we are indebted to you," she replied
+dispassionately.</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you." Suddenly he turned with an arresting gesture, and impulsive
+speech trembled on his tongue. But the sophistries of explanation,
+apology, self-extenuation, were foreign to the nature of this strong
+keen-featured man, whose grey and not unkindly eyes had gained their
+tranquil depth from long intercourse with sea and sky&mdash;those two masters
+who teach the larger things of life. The words were never spoken, his
+arm fell down again, and the moment passed.</p>
+
+<p>"I have never," he was known to say with quiet emphasis in later years,
+"regretted silence. I have never given way to an impulse and spoken
+hastily without regretting speech."</p>
+
+<p>The London evening papers were being cried in the streets of the old
+Cinque Port as "George Salt" walked to the station a few hours later. A
+general election was drawing to its desultory close, but the results
+seemed to excite curiously little interest among the well-dressed,
+leisured class that filled the promenades. It was a longer sweep of the
+pendulum than had ever been anticipated in the days when politics were
+more or less the pastime of the rich, and the working classes neither
+understood nor cared to understand them&mdash;only understood that whatever
+else happened nothing ever came their way.</p>
+
+<p>The man who had been a sailor bought two papers of very different views,
+the <i>Pall Mall Gazette</i> and the orthodox labour organ called <i>The
+Masses</i>. Neither rejoiced, but to despair <i>The Masses</i> added a note of
+ingenuous surprise as it summarised the contest as a whole. This was how
+the matter stood:</p>
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">Position of Parties at the Dissolution</span></h4>
+<table width="30%">
+<tr><td>Labour Members</td><td>300</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Socialists</td><td>140</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Liberals</td><td>112</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Unionists</td><td>40</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">Party Gains</span></h4>
+<table width="30%">
+<tr><td>Socialist Gains</td><td>204</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Moderate Labour Gains</td><td>5</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Imperial Party Gains</td><td>0</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">Position of Parties in the New Parliament</span></h4>
+<table width="40%">
+<tr><td>Socialists</td><td>344</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Moderate Labour Party (all groups)</td><td>179</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Combined Imperial Party (Liberals Unionists)</td><td>68</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<h4>(The above returns do not include the Orkney and Shetland Islands.)</h4>
+
+<table cellspacing="2" width="40%">
+<tr><td>Socialist majority over all possible combinations</td><td>97</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>There is no need to trace the development of political events leading up
+to this position. It lends itself to summary. The Labour party had come
+into power by pointing out to voters of the working classes that its
+members were their brothers, and promising them a great deal of property
+belonging to other people and a good many privileges which they
+vehemently denounced in every other class. When in power they had thrown
+open the doors of election to one and all. The Socialist party had come
+into power by pointing out to voters of the working classes that its
+members were even more their brothers, and promising them a still larger
+share of other people's property (some, indeed, belonging to the more
+prosperous of the Labour representatives then in office) and still
+greater privileges. Yet the editor of <i>The Masses</i> was both pained and
+surprised at the result.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV"></a>CHAPTER IV</h2>
+
+<h3>THE COMPACT</h3>
+
+
+<p>A strong man and a prominent politician, Sir John Hampden had occupied
+the unfamiliar position in Parliament of belonging to no party. To no
+party, that is, as the term had then been current in English politics;
+for, more discerning than most of his contemporaries, he had foreseen
+the obliteration of the existing boundaries and the phenomenal growth of
+purely class politics even in the old century. It was, he recognised, to
+be that development of the franchise with which the world was later to
+become tolerably familiar: civil war on constitutional lines. His
+warnings fell on very stony ground. The powers that had never yet
+prepared for war abroad until the enemy had comfortably occupied all the
+strategic points, lest they should wound some wily protesting old
+gentleman's susceptibilities, were scarcely likely to take time by the
+forelock&mdash;or even by a hind fetlock, to enlarge the comparison&mdash;at home.
+While the Labour party was bringing pressure upon the Government of the
+day to grant an extension of suffrage that made Labour the master of
+eight out of every ten constituencies, the two great classical parties
+were quarrelling vehemently whether £5000 should be spent upon a
+sanatorium at Hai Yang and £5,000,000 upon a dockyard at Pittiescottie,
+or £5,000,000 upon a dockyard at Hai Yang and £5000 upon a sanatorium at
+Pittiescottie. When it is added that the Labour party was definitely
+pledged to the inauguration of universal peace by declining to go to war
+on any provocation, and looked towards wholesale disarmament as the
+first means of economy on attaining office, the cataclysmal humour of
+the situation becomes apparent.</p>
+
+<p>They attained office, as it has been seen, thanks largely to the great
+Liberal party whom they succeeded. The great Liberal party, like the
+editor of <i>The Masses</i> some years later, was pained and surprised at
+this ingratitude. The great Liberal party had never contemplated such a
+development, and through thick and thin had insisted upon regarding the
+Labour party as its ally, notwithstanding the fact that the "ally" had
+always laughed uproariously at the "alliance," and had pleasantly
+announced its intention of strewing Westminster with the wreckage of all
+existing capitalistic parties when once it was strong enough to do so.</p>
+
+<p>Little wonder that that great Liberal Administration was destined to
+pass down to future ages as the "House of Pathetic Fools." Posterity
+adjudicated that no greater example of servile fatuousness could be
+produced. This was unjust, for on 20th June 1792, Louis XVI., certainly,
+let it be admitted, harder pressed, had accepted a red "cap of liberty,"
+and putting it on in obedience to the command of the "extreme party" of
+his time, had bowed right and left with ingratiating friendliness, while
+a Labour gentleman, bearing upon a pike a raw cow's heart labelled "The
+heart of an aristocrat," roared out, with his twenty thousand friends,
+an amused approval.</p>
+
+<p>It was out of the material of the two great traditional parties that Sir
+John Hampden tried to create his "class" coalition to meet the new
+conditions. The spectacle of working men suddenly dropping party
+differences and merging into a solid phalanx of labour was before their
+eyes, but the Tories were disintegrated and inert, the Whigs
+self-satisfied and cock-sure. The years of grace&mdash;just so many years as
+Sir John was before his contemporaries&mdash;passed. Then came a brief
+period, desperate indeed, but not hopeless, while something might yet be
+done; but the leaders of the historical parties were waiting for some
+happy chance by which they might retract and yet preserve their dignity.
+It was during this crisis that the party whose idea of dignity was
+symbolised by the escort of a brass band on a green-grocer's cart,
+abolished the House of Lords, suspended the naval programme, and
+confiscated all ecclesiastical landed property. Panic reigned, but there
+could be no appeal, for the party in power had never concealed their
+aims and aspirations, and now that they had been returned, they were
+only carrying out their promises.</p>
+
+<p>That is putting their position so mildly as to be almost unjust. They
+were, indeed, among political parties the only one immaculate and beyond
+reproach. All others had trimmed and whittled, promised and recalled,
+sworn and forsworn, till political assurances were emptier than
+libertines' vows. The Socialists had nailed their manifesto to the mast,
+and no man could charge them with duplicity. On every platform from
+Caithness to Cornwall they had stood openly and declared: We are the
+enemies to Capital; we are at war with Society as it is at present
+constituted; we are for the forcible distribution of wealth, however
+come by, the abolition of class distinctions, and the levelling of
+humanity, with the unskilled labourer as the ideal standard.</p>
+
+<p>"Good fellows all," had, in effect, declared their Liberal "allies,"
+"and they do not really mean that&mdash;not phraseologically accurately, that
+is. We go in for a little, say, serpent-charming ourselves at election
+times, and when these excellent men are in Parliament the refining
+influence of the surroundings will tone them down wonderfully, and they
+will turn out thoroughly moderate and conciliatory members."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you make any error about that, comrades," the Socialistic-Labour
+candidates had replied; and with a candour unparalleled in the history
+of electioneering they had not merely hinted this or said it among
+themselves, but had freely and honourably proclaimed it to the four
+winds. "If you like to help us just now that's your affair, and we are
+quite willing to profit by it. But if you knew what you were doing, you
+would go home and all have the nightmare."</p>
+
+<p>"So naïve!" smiled the great Liberal party. "Suppose they have to talk
+like that at present to please the unemployed."</p>
+
+<p>Then came the deluge. Sir John Hampden could have every section of the
+middle and upper class political parties to lead if he so deigned, but
+wherever else he might lead them there was no possible hope of it being
+to St. Stephen's. It was, as his daughter had said, then too late.
+Labour members of one complexion or another had captured three-quarters
+of the constituencies, and there was not the slightest chance of ousting
+them.</p>
+
+<p>So it came about that in less than a decade from the first alarm, the
+extremity of the patriot's hope was that in perhaps twenty years' time,
+when the country was reduced to bankruptcy and the position of a third
+class power, and when there was no more property to confiscate in the
+interest of the working class voter, a popular rising or a foreign
+invasion might again place a responsible administration in power. But in
+the meantime the organisations of the old parties fell to pieces, the
+parties themselves ceased to be powers, their leaders were half
+forgotten. Sir John Hampden might still be a rallying point if he raised
+a standard in a time of renewed hope, but there was no hope, and Sir
+John was reported to have broken his staff, drowned his books, and cut
+himself off from politics in the bitterness of his indignation and
+impotent despair.</p>
+
+<p>It was in something very like this mood that George Salt found him, and
+it was an issue of the mood that would have made him inaccessible to a
+less resourceful man. Day after day he had denied himself to his old
+associates, and little disappointed hucksters who were anxious to betray
+their party for their conscience' sake&mdash;provided there was a definite
+offer of a more lucrative position in a new party&mdash;vainly shadowed his
+doorway with ready-made cabals in their pocket-books. But the man who
+had been a sailor and spoke few words had an air that carried where
+fluency and self-assurance failed. Even then, almost at his first words,
+Sir John would have closed the subject, definitely and without
+discussion.</p>
+
+<p>"Politics do not concern me, Mr Salt," he said, rising, with an angry
+flash in the eyes whose fighting light gave the lie to the story of
+abandoned hope. "If that is your business you have reached me by a
+subterfuge."</p>
+
+<p>"Having reached you," replied Salt, unmoved, "will you allow me to put
+my suggestions before you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have no doubt that they are interesting," replied the baronet,
+falling into smooth indifference, "but, as you may see, I am exclusively
+devoted to Euplexoptera now." It might be true, for the table before him
+was covered with specimens, scientific instruments and entomological
+works, while not even a single newspaper betrayed an interest in the
+day; but a world of bitterness smouldered beneath his half-scornful
+admission. "If," he continued in the same vein, "you have an idea for an
+effective series of magic lantern slides, you will find the offices of
+the Union of Imperial Agencies in Whitehall."</p>
+
+<p>The first act to which the new Government was pledged was the evacuation
+of Egypt, and the mighty counterblast from the headquarters of the
+remnant of the great opposing organisation was, it should be explained,
+a travelling magic lantern van, designed to satisfy rural voters as to
+the present happy condition of the fellahin!</p>
+
+<p>"Possibly you would hardly complain that I am not prepared to go far
+enough," replied the visitor. "But in order to discuss that, I must have
+your serious attention."</p>
+
+<p>"I have already expressed myself," replied Sir John formally. "I am not
+interested."</p>
+
+<p>"If you will hear me out and then repeat that, I will go," urged Salt
+with desperate calmness. "Yet I have thrown up the profession of my life
+because I hold that there is a certain remedy. And I have come a hundred
+miles to-night to offer it to you: for you are the man. Realise that I
+am vitally concerned."</p>
+
+<p>"I am very sorry," replied Sir John courteously, but without the
+faintest encouragement, "but the matter is beyond me. Leave me, and try
+some younger, less disillusionised man."</p>
+
+<p>"There is no other man who will serve my purpose." Sir John stared hard,
+as well he might: others had not been in the habit of appealing to him
+to serve their purposes. "You are the natural leader of our classes. You
+alone can inspire them; you alone have the authority to call them to any
+effort."</p>
+
+<p>"I have been invited to lead a hundred forlorn hopes," replied Sir John.
+"A dozen years&mdash;nine years&mdash;aye, perhaps even six years ago any one of
+them might have been sufficient. Now&mdash;I have my earwigs. Good night, Mr
+Salt."</p>
+
+<p>The dismissal was so unmistakably final that the most stubborn
+persistence could scarcely ignore it. Mr Salt rose, but only to approach
+the table by which Sir John was standing.</p>
+
+<p>"I wished to have you with me on the bare merits of my plan," he said in
+a low voice, "but you would not. But you shall save England in spite of
+your dead heart. Read this letter."</p>
+
+<p>For a moment it seemed doubtful how Hampden would take so brusque a
+demand. Another second and he might have imperiously ordered Salt to
+leave the house, when his eyes fell with a start upon the writing thrust
+before him, and taking the letter in his hand he read it through, read
+it twice.</p>
+
+<p>"Little fool!" he said, so low that it sounded tenderly; "poor little
+fool!" Then aloud: "Am I to understand that you have saved my daughter's
+life?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied George Salt, and even the tropical sunburn could not
+cover his hot shame.</p>
+
+<p>"At great personal risk to yourself?"</p>
+
+<p>Again the reply was, "Yes," without an added word.</p>
+
+<p>"Why did you not let me know of this before?"</p>
+
+<p>"Does that matter now?" It had been his master card, but a very
+humiliating one to play throughout: to trade upon that moment's
+instinctive heroism, to assert his bravery, to apprise it at its worth,
+and to claim a fit return.</p>
+
+<p>"No," admitted Sir John with intuition, "I don't suppose it does. The
+position then is, that instead of exchanging the usual compliments
+applicable to the occasion, I express my gratitude by listening to your
+views on the political situation? And further," he continued, with the
+same gentle air of irony, accepting Salt's silent acquiescence, "that I
+proceed to liquidate my obligation fully by identifying myself with a
+scheme which you have in your pocket for averting national disaster?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," replied Salt sharply. "That is for you to accept or reject
+unconditionally on your own judgment."</p>
+
+<p>"Very well. I am entirely at your service now."</p>
+
+<p>"In the first place, then, I ask you to admit that a state of civil war
+morally exists, and that the only possible hope for our existence lies
+in adopting the methods of covert civil war to secure our ends."</p>
+
+<p>"Admit! Good God! I have been shrieking it into deaf ears for half my
+life, it seems," cried Sir John, suddenly stirred despite himself. "They
+called me the Phantom Storm-petrel&mdash;'Wolf-cry' Hampden, Heaven knows
+what not&mdash;through an entire decade. Admit! Go on, Mr Salt. I accept your
+first clause more easily than Lord Stirling swallowed Socialistic
+amendments to his own Bills, and that is saying a great deal."</p>
+
+<p>"Then," continued Salt, taking a bundle of papers from an inner pocket
+and selecting a docket of half a dozen typewritten sheets from it, "I
+propose for your acceptance the following plan of campaign."</p>
+
+<p>He looked round the littered desk for a vacant space on which to lay the
+document. With an impetuous movement of his arm Sir John swept books,
+trays, and insects into one chaotic heap, and spreading the summary
+before him plunged into it forthwith.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V"></a>CHAPTER V</h2>
+
+<h3>THE DOWNTRODDEN</h3>
+
+
+<p>"Kumreds," announced Mr Tubes with winning familiarity, "I may say now
+and once and for all that you've thoroughly convinced <i>me</i> of the
+justice of your claims. But that isn't saying that the thing's as good
+as done, so don't go slinging it broadcast in the next pub you come to.
+There's our good kumred the Chancellor of the Exchequer to be taken into
+account, and while I'm about it let me tell you straight that these
+Cabinet jobs, whether at twenty, fifty, or a hundred quid a week, aren't
+the softest things going, as some of you chaps seem to imagine."</p>
+
+<p>"Swap you, mate, then," called out a facetious L. &amp; N. W. fireman. "Yus,
+and throw the missis and kids into the bargain. Call it a deal?"</p>
+
+<p>In his modest little house the Right Hon. James Tubes, M.P., Secretary
+of State for the Home Department, was receiving a deputation. Success,
+said his friends, had not spoiled him; others admitted that success had
+not changed him. From the time of his first appearance in Parliament he
+had been dubbed "Honest Jim" (perhaps a somewhat empty compliment in
+view of the fact that every Labour constituency had barbed unconscious
+satire at its own expense by distinguishing its representative as
+"Honest" Tom, Dick, or Harry), and after his elevation to Cabinet rank
+he still remained honest. More to the point, because more apparent, he
+remained unpretentious. It is true that he ceased to wear, as a personal
+concession to the Prime Minister, by whose side he sat, the grimy coal
+miner's suit in which he had first appeared in the House to the
+captivating of all hearts; but, more fortunate than Caractacus, he
+escaped envy by continuing to occupy his humble villa in Kilburn. The
+expenses of a Cabinet Minister, even in a Socialist Government, must
+inevitably be heavier than those of a private member, but this admirable
+man illustrated the uselessness of riches by continuing to live frugally
+but comfortably upon a tenth of his official income. According to
+intimate rumour he prudently invested the superfluous nine-tenths
+against a rainy day in the gilt-edged securities of countries where
+Socialism was least rampant.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tubes never refused to see a deputation, and when their views had
+been laid before him it was rare indeed that he was not able to declare
+a warm personal interest in their objects. True, he could not always
+undertake to carry their recommendations into effect; as a Minister he
+could not always express official approval of them, but they were rarely
+sent away without the moral support of that wink which is proverbially
+as significant as a more compromising form of agreement. Whether the
+particular expression of the great voice of the people was in the
+direction of the State adoption of Zulu orphans, or the compulsory
+removal of park palings from around private estates, the deputation
+could always go away with the inward satisfaction that however his words
+might read to outsiders on the morrow, they knew that as a man and a
+comrade, he, Jim Tubes, was with them heart and soul. "It costs
+nothing," he was wont to remark broad-mindedly to his home
+circle&mdash;referring, of course, to his own sympathetic attitude; for some
+of the ingenuous proposals which he countenanced were found in practice
+to prove very costly indeed&mdash;"and who knows what may happen next?"</p>
+
+<p>But on this occasion, as far as compliance lay within his power, there
+had been no need for mental reservation. The railway-men had been
+patient under capitalistic oppression in the past; they were convincing
+now in argument; and they were moderate in their demands for the future.
+It was no "Væ victis!" that these sturdy wearers of green corduroy
+trousers held out to their employers, but a cheery "Come now, mates.
+Fair does and we'll mess along somehow till the next strike."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Drugget, M.P., introduced the deputation. It consisted of railway
+workers of all the lower grades with the exception of clerks. After many
+ineffectual attempts to get clerks to enter the existing Labour ring, it
+had been seriously proposed by the Labour wirepullers (who loved them in
+spite of their waywardness, and would have saved them, and their votes
+and their weekly contribution, from themselves) that they should form a
+Union of their own in conjunction with shop assistants and domestic
+servants. When the clerks (of whom the majority employed domestic
+servants directly or indirectly in their homes or in their lodgings)
+laughed slightly at the proposal; when the shop assistants smiled
+self-consciously, and when the domestic servants giggled openly, the
+promoters of this amusing triple alliance cruelly left them to their
+fate thenceforward, pettishly declaring that all three were a set of
+snobs&mdash;a designation which they impartially applied to every class of
+society except their own, and among themselves to every minute
+subdivision of Labour except the one which they adorned.</p>
+
+<p>It devolved upon a rising young "greaser" in the service of the Great
+Northern to explain, as spokesman, the object of the visit. Under the
+existing unfair conditions the directors of the various companies were
+elected at large salaries by that unnecessary and parasitic group, the
+shareholders, while the workmen&mdash;the true creators of every penny of
+income&mdash;had no direct hand in the management of affairs. When they
+wished to approach the chief authorities it was necessary for them to
+send delegates from their Union, who were frequently kept waiting ten
+minutes in an ante-room; and although of late years their demands were
+practically always conceded without demur, the position was anomalous
+and humiliating. What seemed only reasonable to them, then, was that
+they should have the right to elect an equal number of directors from
+among themselves, who should sit on the Board with the other directors,
+have equal powers, and receive similar salaries.</p>
+
+<p>"To be, in fact, your permanent deputation to the Board," suggested the
+Home Secretary.</p>
+
+<p>"That's it&mdash;with powers," replied the G. N. man.</p>
+
+<p>"There'll be some soft jobs going&mdash;then," murmured a shunter, who was
+getting on in years, reflectively.</p>
+
+<p>"No need for the missis to take in young men lodgers if you get one, eh,
+Bill?" said his neighbour jocosely.</p>
+
+<p>Whether it was the extreme unlikelihood of his ever being made a
+director, or some other deeper cause, the secret history of the period
+does not say, but Bill turned upon his innocent friend in a very
+aggressive mood.</p>
+
+<p>"What d'yer mean&mdash;young men lodgers?" he demanded warmly. "What call
+have you to bring that up? Come now!"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, mate," expostulated the offending one mildly, "no one said
+anything to give any offence. What's the 'arm? Your missis does take in
+lodgers, same as plenty more, don't she? Well, then!"</p>
+
+<p>"I can take a 'int along the lines as well as any other," replied Bill
+darkly. "It's gone far enough between pals. See? I never said anything
+about your sister leaving that there laundry, did I? Never, I didn't."</p>
+
+<p>"And what about it if you did?" demanded the neighbour, growing hot in
+his turn. "I should think you'd have enough&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Gentlemen, gentlemen," expostulated the glib young spokesman, as the
+voices rose above the conversational whisper, "let us have absolute
+unanimity, if <i>you</i> please&mdash;expressed in the usual way, by all saying
+nothing together."</p>
+
+<p>"Wha's matter with Bill?" murmured the next delegate with polite
+curiosity.</p>
+
+<p>"Seems to me the little man is troubled with his teef," replied the
+unfortunate cause of the ill-feeling, with smouldering passion. "Strike
+me if he isn't. Ah!" And seeing the impropriety of relieving his
+feelings in the usual way in a Cabinet Minister's private study, he
+relapsed into bitter silence.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tubes having expressed his absolute approval of this detail of the
+programme, the second point was explained. Why, it was demanded, should
+the provisions of the Employers' Liability Act apply only to the hours
+during which a man was at work? Furthermore, why should they apply only
+to accidents? Supposing, said Mr William Mulch, the spokesman in
+question, that a bloke went out in a social way among his friends, as
+any bloke might, caught the small-pox, and got laid up for life with
+after-effects, or died? Or suppose the bloke, after sweating through a
+day's work, went home dog-tired to his miserable hovel, and broke his
+leg falling over the carpet, or poisoned his hand opening a tin of
+sardines? They looked to the present Government to extend the working of
+the Act so as to cover the disablement or death of employés from every
+cause whatever, natural death included, and wherever they might be at
+the time. Under the present unfair and artificial conditions of labour,
+the work-people were nothing but the slaves and chattels of capitalists,
+and it was manifestly unfair that the latter should escape their
+responsibilities after exploiting a man's labour for their own greedy
+ends, simply because he happened to die of hydrophobia or senile decay,
+or because the injury that disabled him was received outside the
+f&oelig;tid, insanitary den where in exchange for a bare sordid pittance
+his flesh was ground from his bones for eight hours daily.</p>
+
+<p>The Right Hon. gentleman expressed his entire concurrence with this
+provision also, and roused considerable enthusiasm by mentioning that
+some time ago he had independently arrived at the conclusion that such a
+clause was urgently required.</p>
+
+<p>Before the next point was considered, Comrade Tintwistle asked
+permission to say a few words. He explained that he had no intention of
+introducing a discordant note. On the contrary, he heartily supported
+the proposal as far as it went, but&mdash;and here he wished to say that
+though he only voiced the demands of a minority, it was a large, a
+growing, and a noisy minority&mdash;it did not go far enough. The contention
+of those he represented was that the responsibility of employers ought
+to extend to the wives and families of their work-people. Many a poor
+comrade was sadly harassed by having to keep a crippled child who would
+never be a bread-winner, or an ailing wife who was incapable of looking
+after his home comfort properly. They were fighting over again the
+battle that they had won in the matter of free meals for school
+children. It had taken years to convince people that it was equally
+necessary that children who did not happen to be attending school should
+have meals provided for them, and even more necessary to see that their
+mothers should be well nourished; it had taken even longer to arrive at
+the logical conclusion that if free meals were requisite, free clothes
+were not a whit less necessary. No one nowadays doubted the soundness of
+that policy, yet here they were again timorously contemplating
+half-measures, while the insatiable birds of prey who sucked their blood
+laughed in their sleeve at the spectacle of the British working men
+hiding their heads ostrich-like in the shifting quicksand of a fool's
+paradise.</p>
+
+<p>The signs of approval that greeted this proposal showed clearly enough
+that other members of the deputation had sympathetic leanings towards
+the larger policy of the minority. Mr Tubes himself more than hinted at
+the possibility of a personal conversion in the near future. "In the
+meantime," he remarked, "everything is on your side. Your position is
+logical, moderate, and just. All can admit that, although we may not all
+exactly agree as to whether the time is ripe for the measure. With every
+temptation to wipe off some of the arrears of injustice of the past, we
+must not go so far as to kill the goose that lays the golden egg."</p>
+
+<p>"How do you make that out?" demanded an unsophisticated young signalman.
+"It's the work of the people that produces every penny that circulates."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, just so," replied Tubes readily. "That is the real point of the
+story. It was the grains of corn that made the eggs, and the goose did
+nothing but sit and lay them. We must always have our geese." He turned
+to the subject in hand again with a laugh, and approved a few more
+modest suggestions for abolishing "privileges."</p>
+
+<p>"The last point," continued the spokesman, "is one that closely concerns
+the principles that we all profess. I refer to the obsolete and
+humiliating anachronism that with a Government pledged to the
+maintenance of social equality in office, at any hour of the day, at
+practically every railway station throughout the land you will still see
+trains subdivided as regards designation and accommodation into first,
+second, and third classes. It is a distinction which to us, as the
+representatives of the so-called third class, is nothing more or less
+than insulting. Why should me and my missis when we travel be compelled
+to sit where the accidents generally happen and have to put up with
+eighteen in a compartment, when smug clerks and saucy ladies' maids, who
+are no better than us, enjoy the comparative luxury of only fifteen in a
+compartment away from the collisions, and snide financiers and
+questionable duchesses, who are certainly a good deal worse, sit in
+padded rooms, well protected front and rear, and never know what it is
+to be packed more than six a-side? If that isn't class distinction I
+should like to know what is. It isn't&mdash;Gawd help us!&mdash;that we wish to
+mix with these people, or that we envy their position or covet their
+wealth. Such motives have never entered into the calculations of those
+who have been foremost in Socialistic propaganda. But as thoughtful and
+self-respecting units of an integral community we object to being
+segregated by the imposition of obsolete and arbitrary barriers, we do
+resent the artificial creation of social grades, and we regard with
+antagonism and distrust the unjust accumulation of labour-created wealth
+in the hands of the idle and incapable few.</p>
+
+<p>"But if this is the standpoint of the great mass of the democracy, to us
+of the Amalgamated Unions of Railway Workers and Permanent Way Staffs
+the invidious distinction has a closer significance. As ordinary
+citizens our sense of equality is outraged by the demarcations I have
+referred to; but as our work often places us in a temporary
+subordination to the occupants of these so-called first and second
+classes, whom we despise intellectually and resent economically, we
+incur the additional stigma of having to render them an external
+deference which we recognise to be obsolete and servile. The Arden and
+Avon Valley case, which earned the martyrdom of dismissal for William
+Jukson and ultimately involved forty thousand of us in a now historic
+strike, simply because that heroic man categorically refused to the
+doddering Duke of Pentarlington any other title than the honourable
+appellation of 'Comrade,' is doubtless still fresh within your minds. We
+lost on that occasion through insufficiency of funds, but the ducal
+portmanteau over which William Jukson took his memorable stand, will yet
+serve as a rallying point to a more successful issue."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Mulch paused for approbation, which was not stinted, but before he
+could resume, a passionate little man who had been rising to a more
+exalted state of fervour with every demand, suddenly hurled himself like
+a human wedge into the forefront of the proceedings.</p>
+
+<p>"Kumrids!" he exclaimed, breathless from the first, "with your kind
+permission I would say a few words embodying a suggestion which, though
+not actually included in the agenda, is quite in 'armony with the
+subject before us."</p>
+
+<p>"Won't it keep?" suggested a tired delegate hopefully.</p>
+
+<p>"The suggestion is briefly this," continued the little man, far too
+enthusiastic to notice any interruption, "that as a tribute to William
+Jukson's sterling determination and as a perpetual reminder of the
+issues raised, we forthwith add to the banners of the Amalgamated Unions
+one bearing an allegorical design consisting of two emblematic figures
+struggling for the possession of a leather portmanteau with the words
+'No Surrender!' beneath. The whole might be made obvious to a person of
+the meanest intelligence by the inscription 'A. and A. V. Ry. Test Case.
+W. J. upholds the Principles of Social Democracy and Vindicates the
+People's Rights,' running round."</p>
+
+<p>"Why should he be running round?" asked a slow-witted member of the
+deputation.</p>
+
+<p>"Who running round?" demanded the last speaker, amenable to outside
+influence now that he had said his say.</p>
+
+<p>"William Jukson. Didn't you say he was to be on this banner vindicating
+the people's rights running round? He stood there on the platform, man
+to man, so I've always heard."</p>
+
+<p>The redoubtable Jukson's champion cast a look of ineffable contempt upon
+his simple brother and made a gesture expressive of despair. "That's
+all," he said, and sat down.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Mulch resumed his interrupted innings. "The suggestion will doubtless
+receive attention if submitted through the proper channels," he remarked
+a little coldly. It was one thing to take the indomitable Jukson under
+his own ægis; quite another to countenance his canonisation at a period
+when strenuous candidates were more numerous than remunerative niches.
+"But to revert to the subject in hand from which we have strayed
+somewhat. It only remains for me to say that all artificial distinctions
+between class and class are distasteful to the people at large,
+detestable to the powerful Unions on whose behalf we are here to-day,
+and antagonistic to the interests of the community. We confidently look,
+therefore, to the present Government to put an end to a state of things
+that is inconsistent with the maintenance of practical Socialism."</p>
+
+<p>Towards this proposal, also, Mr Tubes turned a friendly ear, but he
+admitted that in practice his sympathies must be purely platonic, for
+the time at least. In truth, the revenue yielded by the taxation of
+first and second class tickets was so considerable that it could not be
+ignored. Many people adopted the third class rather than suffer the
+exaction, and the receipts of all the railway companies in the kingdom
+fell considerably&mdash;to the great delight of that large section of the
+Socialistic party that had not yet begun to think. But the majority of
+the wealthy still paid the price, and not a few among the weak, aged,
+and timorous, among children, old men, and ladies, were driven to the
+superior classes which they could ill afford by the increased difficulty
+of finding a seat elsewhere, and by the growing truculence of the
+workmen who were thrust upon them in the thirds. For more than a decade
+it had been observed that when a seat in tram or train was at stake the
+age of courtesy was past, but a new Burke, listening to the conversation
+of those around, might too frequently have cause to think that the age
+of decency had faded also. Another development, contributing to the
+maintenance of the higher classes, was the fact that one was as heavily
+mulcted if he turned to any of the other forms of more exclusive
+travelling. Private carriages of all kinds were the butt of each
+succeeding Budget, even bicycles (unless owned by workmen) were not
+exempt; and so heavily was the Chancellor's hand laid upon motor cars
+(except such as were the property of Members of Parliament) that even
+the Marquis of Kingsbery was satisfied, and withdrew his threat to haunt
+the Portsmouth Road with an elephant gun.</p>
+
+<p>And yet, despite the persistence of a Stuart in imposing taxation and
+the instincts of a Vespasian in making it peculiarly offensive, the
+Treasury was always in desperate straits. The reason was not far to
+seek. In the old days Liberal governments had at times proved
+extravagant; Tory governments had perhaps oftener proved even more
+extravagant; but in each case it was the tempered profusion of those who
+through position and education were too careless to count their pence
+and too unconcerned to be dazzled by their pounds. The Labour and the
+Socialist administrations proved superlatively extravagant: and there is
+nothing more irredeemable than the spendthrift recklessness of your
+navvy who has unexpectedly "come into money." The beggar was truly on
+horseback, or, to travel with the times, he had set off in his motor
+car, and he was now bowling along the great high-road towards the
+cliff-bound sea of national perdition, a very absent-minded beggar
+indeed, with a merry hand upon the high speed gear.</p>
+
+<p>"I am with you heart and soul," therefore declared Mr Tubes as a man,
+and as a member of the Cabinet added&mdash;"in principle. But the
+contemplated Act for providing State maintenance of strikers, in strikes
+approved of by the Board of Trade, makes it extremely undesirable to
+abolish any of the existing sources of revenue, at least until we see
+what the measure will involve."</p>
+
+<p>"Save on the Navy, then," growled a malcontent in the rear rank.</p>
+
+<p>"We have already reduced the Navy to the fullest extent that we consider
+it desirable to go at present; that is to say, to the common-sense
+limit&mdash;equality with any one of the other leading powers."</p>
+
+<p>"The Army, then."</p>
+
+<p>"We have already reduced the Army very considerably, but with a navy on
+the lines which I have indicated and an army traditionally weaker at the
+best than those of the great military powers, which are also naval
+powers, is it prudent?" The gesture that closed the sentence clearly
+expressed Mr Tubes's own misgivings on the subject. He had always been
+regarded as a moderate though a vacillating man among his party, and the
+"reduce everything and chance it" policy of a powerful section of the
+Cabinet disturbed his rest at times.</p>
+
+<p>"Why halt ye between two opinions?" exclaimed a clear and singularly
+sweet voice from the doorway. "Temporise not with the powers of darkness
+when the day of opportunity is now at hand. Sweep away arms and armies,
+engines of war and navies, in one vast and irresistible wave of
+Universal Brotherhood. Beat the swords into ploughshares, cast your guns
+into instruments of music, let all strife cease. Extend the hand of
+friendship and equality not only man to man and class to class, but
+nation to nation and race to race. Make a great feast, and in love and
+fellowship compel them to come in: so shall you inaugurate the reign of
+Christ anew on earth."</p>
+
+<p>Every one looked at the speaker and then glanced at his neighbour with
+amusement, contempt, enquiry, here and there something of approval, in
+his eye. "The Mad Parson," "Brother Ambrose," "The Ragged Priest," "St
+Ambrose of Shadwell," ran from lip to lip as a few recognised the
+tonsured barefoot figure standing in his shabby cassock by the door. Mr
+Tubes alone, seated out of the range of whispers and a victim to the
+defective sight that is the coal-pit heritage throughout the world,
+received no inkling of his identity, and, assuming that he was a late
+arrival of the deputation, sought to extend a gentle conciliation.</p>
+
+<p>"The goal of complete disarmament is one that we never fail to strive
+for," he accordingly replied, "but our impulsive comrade must admit that
+the present is hardly the moment for us to make the experiment entirely
+on our own. Prudence&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Prudence!" exclaimed the ragged priest with flashing vehemence. "There
+is no more cowardly word in the history of that Black Art which you call
+Statecraft. All your wars, all your laws, all tyranny, injustice,
+inhumanity, all have their origin in a fancied prudence. It marks the
+downward path in whitened milestones more surely than good intentions
+pave that same decline. Dare! dare! dare! man. Dare to love your
+brother. Herod was prudent when he sought to destroy all the children of
+Bethlehem; it was prudence that led Pilate to deliver up our Master to
+the Jews. The deadly <i>ignis fatuus</i> of prudence marched and
+counter-marched destroying armies from the East and from the West
+through every age, formed vast coalitions and dissolved them
+treacherously, made dynasties and flung them from the throne. It led
+pagan Rome, it illumined the birth of a faith now choked in official
+bonds, it danced before stricken Europe, lit the martyrs' fires, lured
+the cold greed of commerce, and now hangs a sickly beacon over
+Westminster. But prudence never raised the fallen Magdalene nor forgave
+the dying thief. Christ was not <i>prudent</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"Christ, who's 'e?" said a man who had a reputation for facetiousness to
+maintain. "Oh! I remember. <i>He's</i> been dead a long time."</p>
+
+<p>Ambrose turned on him the face that led men and the eye that quelled.
+"My brother," he almost whispered across the room, "if you die with that
+in your heart it were better for you that He had never lived."</p>
+
+<p>There was something in the voice, the look, the presence, that checked
+the ready methods by which a hostile intruder was wont to be expelled.
+All recognised a blind inspired devotion beside which their own party
+enthusiasm was at the best pale and thin. Even to men who were wholly
+indifferent to the forms of religion, Ambrose's self-denying life, his
+ascetic discipline, his fanatical whole-heartedness, his noble&mdash;almost
+royal&mdash;family, and the magnetic influence which he exercised over masses
+of the most wretched of the poor and degraded gave pause for thought,
+and often extorted a grudging regard. Not a few among those who had
+dispassionately watched the rise and fall of parties held the opinion
+that the man might yet play a wildly prominent part in the nation's
+destinies and involve a tragedy that could only yet be dimly guessed:
+for most men deemed him mad.</p>
+
+<p>"Whatever you may wish to say this is neither the time nor the place,"
+said Mr Drugget mildly. "We are not taking part in a public meeting
+which invites discussion, but are here in a semi-private capacity to
+confer with the Home Secretary."</p>
+
+<p>"There is no time or place unseasonable to me, who come with Supreme
+authority," replied Ambrose. "Nor, if the man is worthy of his office,
+can the Home Secretary close his ears to the representative of the
+people."</p>
+
+<p>"The people!" exclaimed a startled member of the Amalgamated Unions.
+"What d'yer mean by the 'representative of the people'? <i>We</i> are the
+representatives of the people. We <i>are</i> the people!"</p>
+
+<p>"You?" replied Ambrose scornfully, sweeping the assembly with his eye
+and returning finally with a disconcerting gaze to the man who spoke,
+"you smug, easy, well-fed, well-clad, well-to-do in your little way,
+self-satisfied band of Pharisees, <i>you</i> the people of the earth! Are you
+the poor, are you the meek, the hungry, the persecuted? You are the
+comfortable, complacent <i>bourgeoisie</i> of labourdom. You can never
+inherit the Kingdom of Christ on earth. Outside your gates, despised of
+all, stand His chosen people."</p>
+
+<p>There was a low, rolling murmur of approval, growing in volume before it
+died away, but it rose not within the chamber but from the road outside.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Tubes," whispered the introducer of the deputation uneasily, "give
+the word, sir. Shall we have this man put out?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, no," muttered Tubes, with his eyes fixed on the window and turning
+slightly pale; "wait a minute. Who are those outside?"</p>
+
+<p>The Member of Parliament looked out; others were looking too, and for a
+moment not only their own business was forgotten, but the indomitable
+priest's outspoken challenge passed unheeded in a curious contemplation
+of his following. At that period the sight was a new one in the streets
+of London, though afterwards it became familiar enough, not only in the
+Capital, but to the inhabitants of every large town and city throughout
+the land.</p>
+
+<p>Ambrose had been called "The Ragged Priest," and it was a very ragged
+regiment that formed his bodyguard; he was "The Mad Parson," and an
+ethereal mania shone in the faces of many of his followers, though as
+many sufficiently betrayed the slum-bred cunning, the inborn brutishness
+of the unchanged criminal and the hooligan, thinly cloaked beneath a
+shifty mask of assumed humility. As became "St Ambrose," the banners
+which here and there stood out above the ranks&mdash;mere sackcloth standards
+lashed to the roughest poles&mdash;nearly all bore religious references in
+their crude emblems and sprawling inscriptions. The gibes at charity,
+the demands for work of an earlier decade had given place to another
+phase. "Christ is mocked," was one; "Having all things in common," ran
+another; while "As it was in the beginning," "Equality, in Christ," "Thy
+Kingdom come," might frequently be seen. But a more significant note was
+struck by an occasional threat veiled beneath a text, as "The sun shall
+be turned into darkness, the moon into blood," though their leader
+himself never hinted violence in his most impassioned flights. Among the
+upturned faces a leisurely observer might have detected a few that were
+still conspicuous in refinement despite their sordid settings&mdash;women
+chiefly, and for the most part fanatical converts who had been swept off
+their feet by Ambrose's eloquence in the more orthodox days when he had
+thrilled fashionable congregations from the pulpit of a Mayfair church.
+Other women there were in plenty; men, old and young; even a few
+children; dirty, diseased, criminal, brutalised, vicious, crippled, the
+unemployed, the unemployable. Beggars from the streets, begging on a
+better lay; thieves hopeful of a larger booty; malcontents of every
+phase; enemies of society reckoning on a day of reckoning; the
+unfortunate and the unfortunates swayed by vague yearnings after
+righteousness; schemers striving for their private ends; with a salting
+of the simple-hearted; all held together so far by the vehement
+personality of one fanatic, and glancing down the ranks one could
+prophesy what manner of monster out of the depths this might prove when
+it had reached rampant maturity. Poverty, abject poverty, was the
+dominant note; for all who marched beneath the ragged banner must go in
+rags.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Drugget was the first to recover himself. "Look here," he said,
+turning to Ambrose aggressively, "I don't quite catch on to your game,
+but that's neither here nor there. If you want to know what I call it, I
+call it a bit of blasted impertinence to bring a mob like that to a
+man's private house, no matter who he may be. What's more, this is an
+unlawful gathering according to Act of Parliament."</p>
+
+<p>"That which breaks no divine commandment cannot be unlawful," replied
+Ambrose, unmoved. "I recognise no other law. And you, who call
+yourselves Socialists and claim equality, what are your laws but the old
+privileges which you denounced in others extended to include yourselves,
+what your equality but the spoliation of those above you?"</p>
+
+<p>"We are practical Socialists," exclaimed one or two members with
+dignity. "As reasonable men we recognise that there must be a limit
+somewhere."</p>
+
+<p>"Practical is the last thing you can claim to be. You are impractical
+visionaries; for it would be as easy for a diver to pause in mid-air as
+for mankind to remain at a half-way house to Equality. All! All! Every
+man-made distinction must be swept away. Neither proprietor nor
+property, paid leader nor gain, task-work nor pride of place; nothing
+between God and man's heart. That is the only practical Socialism, and
+it is at hand."</p>
+
+<p>"Not while we're in office," said the Home Secretary shortly.</p>
+
+<p>"Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin," cast back Ambrose. "Where is now the
+great Unionist party? In a single season the sturdy Liberal stronghold
+crumbled into dust. You deposed a Labour government that was deemed
+invulnerable in its time. Beware, the hand is already on the wall. Those
+forces which you so blindly ignore will yet combine and crush you."</p>
+
+<p>It was not unlikely. In former times it would have required barricades
+and some personal bravery. But with universal suffrage the power of the
+pauper criminal was no less than that of the ducal millionaire, and the
+alcohol lunatic, presenting himself at the poll between the spasms of
+<i>delirium tremens</i>, was as potent a force as the philosopher. A party
+composed of paupers, aliens, chronic unemployed, criminals, lunatics,
+unfortunates, the hysterical and degenerate of every kind, together with
+so many of the working classes as might be attracted by the glamour of a
+final and universal spoliation, led by a sincere and impassioned
+firebrand, might yet have to be reckoned with.</p>
+
+<p>"And you, comrade?" said a railway-man with pardonable curiosity. "When
+you've had your little fling, who's going to turn <i>you</i> out and come
+in?"</p>
+
+<p>"We!" exclaimed Ambrose with a touch of genuine surprise; "how can you
+be so blind! We represent the ultimate destiny of mankind."</p>
+
+<p>In another age and another place a form of government called the States
+General, and largely composed of amiable clerics, had been called up to
+redress existing grievances. Being found too slow, it gave place to the
+National Assembly, and, to go yet a little faster, became the
+Legislative Assembly. This in turn was left behind by the more
+expeditious Girondins, but as even they lagged according to the bustling
+times, the Jacobins came into favour. The ultimate development of
+quick-change Equality was reached in the Hébertists. From one to another
+had been but a step, and they were all "The People"; but while the
+States General had looked for the millennium by the abolition of a
+grievance here and there, and the lightening of a chafing collar in the
+mass, the followers of Hébert found so little left for them to abolish
+that they abolished God. The experiment convinced the sagest of the
+leaders that human equality is only to be found in death, and, true to
+their principles, they "equalised" a million of their fellow-countrymen
+through the instrumentality of the guillotine, and other forms of moral
+suasion. Grown more tender-hearted, "The People" no longer thirsted for
+another section of "The People's" blood&mdash;only for their money; and in
+place of Fouquier-Tinville and the Gentleman with the Wooden Frame,
+their instruments of justice were represented by a Chancellor of the
+Exchequer, and an individual delivering blue papers.</p>
+
+<p>"We represent the ultimate destiny of mankind: absolute equality,"
+announced Ambrose. "Any other condition is inconsistent with the
+professions to which your party has repeatedly pledged itself. Will you,
+my brother," he continued, addressing himself to the Home Secretary,
+"receive a deputation?"</p>
+
+<p>The deputation was already waiting at the outer door, three men and
+three women. It included a countess, a converted house-breaker, and an
+anarchist who had become embittered with life since the premature
+explosion of one of his bombs had blown off both his arms and driven him
+to subsist on the charitable. The other three were uninteresting
+nonentities, but all were equal in their passion for equality.</p>
+
+<p>"We are all pledged to the principle of social equality, and every step
+in that direction that comes within the range of practical politics must
+have our sympathy," replied Mr Tubes. "Further than that I am not
+prepared to commit myself at present. That being the case, there would
+be no object in receiving a deputation." To this had Mr Tubes come at
+last.</p>
+
+<p>"The unending formula," said Brother Ambrose with weary bitterness. "...
+Bread, and you give them stones ... Man," he cried with sudden energy,
+"almost within your grasp lies the foundation of New Jerusalem,
+tranquil, smiling, sinless. What stands in your way? Nothing, nothing!
+truly nothing but the heavy shadow of the old and cruel past. Throw it
+off; is it not worth doing? No more spiritual death, no more sorrow of
+the things of this world, nor crying, 'Neither shall there be any more
+pain: for the former things are passed away.'"</p>
+
+<p>"I have nothing more to say," responded the Home Secretary coldly,
+bending over his desk to write.</p>
+
+<p>"Then I have much more to do," retorted Ambrose impetuously, "and that
+shall be with the sword of my mouth." He strode from the room with an
+air that no amount of legislative equality could ever confer upon any of
+those he left behind, and a moment later his ragged escort was in motion
+homeward&mdash;slumward.</p>
+
+<p>"Kumreds," said Mr Tubes, looking up, "the harmony of the occasion has
+been somewhat impaired by an untoward incident, but on the whole I think
+that you may rest well satisfied with the result of your
+representations. Having another appointment I must now leave you, but I
+have given instructions for some beer and sandwidges to be brought in,
+and I trust that in my enforced absence you will all make yourselves
+quite at home." He shook hands with each man present and withdrew.</p>
+
+<p>"Beer and sandwidges!" muttered Comrade Tintwistle, with no affectation
+of delight, to a chosen spirit. "And this is the man we pay fifty quid a
+week to!"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" assented the friend, following Mr Tubes's hospitable directions by
+strolling round the room and fingering the ornaments. "Well, when it
+comes to a general share-out I don't know but what I should mind having
+this here little round barometer for my parlour."</p>
+
+<p>"Neat little thing," assented Tintwistle with friendly interest. "What
+does it say?"</p>
+
+<p>"Seems to be dropping from 'Change' to 'Stormy,'" read the friend.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VI" id="CHAPTER_VI"></a>CHAPTER VI</h2>
+
+<h3>MISS LISLE TELLS A LONG POINTLESS STORY</h3>
+
+
+<p>Sir John Hampden lived within a stone-throw of the Marble Arch; George
+Salt had established himself in Westminster; and about midway between
+the two, in the neighbourhood of Pall Mall, a convenient but quite
+unostentatious suite of offices had been taken and registered as the
+headquarters of the Unity League.</p>
+
+<p>The Unity League was a modern organisation that had come into existence
+suddenly, and with no great parade, within a week of that day when
+George Salt had forced Hampden to hear what he wished to say, a day now
+nearly two years ago. The name was simple and commonplace, and therefore
+it aroused neither curiosity nor suspicion; it was explained by the fact
+that it had only one object: "By constitutional means to obtain an
+adequate representation of the middle and upper classes in Parliament,"
+a phrase rendered by the lighter-hearted members colloquially as "To
+kick out the Socialists." The Government, quite content to govern
+constitutionally (in the wider sense) and to be attacked
+constitutionally (in the narrower sense), treated the existence of the
+Unity League as a playful ebullition on the part of the milch sections
+of society, and raised the minimum income-tax to four and threepence as
+a sedative.</p>
+
+<p>At first the existence of the League met with very little response and
+no enthusiasm among those for whom it was intended. It had become an
+article of faith with the oppressed classes that no propagandism could
+ever restore an equitable balance of taxation. Every change must
+inevitably tend to be worse than the state before. To ask the working
+classes (the phrase lingered; by the demarcation of taxation it meant
+just what it conventionally means to-day, and, similarly, it excluded
+clerical workers of all grades)&mdash;to ask this privileged class which
+dominated practically every constituency to throw out their own people
+and put in a party whose avowed policy would be to repeal the Employers'
+Liability Act (Extended), the Strikes Act, the Unemployed Act, the
+Amended Companies Act, the Ecclesiastical Property Act, the infamous
+Necessity Act, and a score of other preposterous Acts of Injustice
+before they even gave their attention to anything else, had long been
+recognised to be grotesque. A League, therefore, which spoke of working
+towards freedom on constitutional lines fell flat. The newspapers
+noticed it in their various individual fashions, and all but the
+Government organs extended to it a welcome of cold despair. The general
+reader gathered the impression that he might look for its early demise.</p>
+
+<p>The first revulsion of opinion came when it was understood that Sir John
+Hampden had returned to public life as the President of the League. What
+his name meant to his contemporaries, how much the League gained from
+his association, may be scarcely realised in an age existing under
+different and more conflicting conditions. Briefly, his personality
+lifted the effort into the plane&mdash;not of a national movement, for with
+the nation so sharply riven by two irreconcilable interests that was
+impossible, but certainly beyond all cavil as to motives and methods.
+When it was further known that he was not lending his name
+half-heartedly as to a forlorn hope, or returning reluctantly as from a
+tardy sense of duty, men began to wonder what might lie behind.</p>
+
+<p>The first public meeting of the newly formed League deepened the
+impression. Men and women of the middle and upper classes were invited
+to become members. The annual subscription being a guinea, none but
+adults were expected. Those of the working class were not invited. If
+the subscription seemed large, the audience was asked to remember what
+lay at stake, and to compare with it the case of the artisan cheerfully
+contributing his sixpence a week to the strike fund of his class. "As a
+result there is a Strikes Act now in force," the President reminded
+them, "and the artisan no longer pays the cost&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No, we do," interjected a listener.</p>
+
+<p>"I ask you to pay it for three years longer; no more, perhaps less,"
+replied Hampden with a reassuring smile, and his audience stared.</p>
+
+<p>If the subscription seemed large for an organisation of the kind the
+audience was assured that it was by no means all, or even the most, that
+would be expected of them. They must be prepared to make some sacrifice
+when called upon; the nature he could not indicate at that early stage.
+No balance sheet would be published; no detailed reports would be
+issued. There would be no dances, no garden-parties, no club houses, no
+pretty badges. The President warned them that membership offered no
+facilities for gaining a precarious footing in desirable society,
+through the medium of tea on the Vicarage lawn, or croquet in the Home
+Park. "We are not playing at tin politics nowadays," he caustically
+remarked.</p>
+
+<p>That closed the exordium. In a different vein Hampden turned to review
+the past, and with the chartered freedom of the man who had prophesied
+it all, he traced in broad lines and with masterly force the course of
+Conservative ineptitude, Radical pusillanimity, Labour selfishness, and
+Socialistic tyranny. What would be the crowning phase of grab
+government? History foreshadowed it; common-sense certified it. Before
+the dark curtain of that last stupendous act the wealth and wisdom, the
+dignity and responsibility of the nation, stood in paralysed expectancy.</p>
+
+<p>There was a telling pause; a dramatic poignant silence hung over the
+massed crowd that listened to the one man who could still inspire a
+kindling spark of hope. Then, just at the opportune moment, a friendly
+challenge gave the effective lead:</p>
+
+<p>"And what does Sir John Hampden offer now?"</p>
+
+<p>"Absolute victory," replied the speaker, with the thrilling energy of
+quiet but assured conviction, "and with it the ending of this nightmare
+dream of life in which we are living now, when every man in his
+half-guilty helplessness shuns his own thoughts, and all are filled with
+a new unnatural pain: the shame of being Englishmen. Blink the fact or
+not, it is civil war upon which we are now engaged. Votes are the
+weapons, and England and her destiny, nothing more or less, are the
+stakes. It has frequently been one of the curious features even of the
+most desperate civil struggles of the past, that while battles were
+raging all around, towns besieged, and thrones falling, commerce was at
+the same time being carried on as usual, wordy controversies on trivial
+alien subjects were being hotly discussed by opposing sections, as
+though their pedantic differences were the most serious matters in the
+world, and the ordinary details of everyday life were proceeding as
+before. So it is to-day, but civil, social, war is in our midst,
+and&mdash;again blink it or not&mdash;we are losing, and wage it as it is being
+waged we shall continue to lose. I am not here to-day to urge the
+justice of our cause, to palliate unwise things done, to indulge in
+regrets for wise things left undone. One does not discuss diplomacy in
+the middle of a battle. I am here to hold out a new hope for the triumph
+of our cause, for the revival of an era of justice, for the recovered
+respect of nations. I have never been accused of undue optimism, yet
+fully weighing my words, I stand on this platform to-night to share with
+you my conviction that it is within our power, in three years' time, to
+send an overwhelming majority of our reconstructed party into power, to
+reduce the income-tax to a sane and normal level, and to recommence the
+building up of a treasonably neglected navy."</p>
+
+<p>Another man&mdash;perhaps any other man&mdash;would have been met by ridicule, but
+Hampden's reputation was unique. The one point of emphasis that could
+not fail to impress itself upon every listener was that there <i>was</i>
+something behind all this. It was a point that did not convey itself
+half so forcefully in the newspaper reports, so that, as Socialists and
+their friends did not attend the meetings (even as members of the
+wealthier classes had ignored Socialistic "vapourings" in days gone by),
+any menace to the Government that the League might contain was lost on
+them for the present. It was the moral of an old fable: the Dog in
+Luxury grown slothful and unready.</p>
+
+<p>The subscription deterred few. It was an epoch when everything was,
+apparently, being given away for nothing; though never had the
+grandfatherly maxim that in business nothing ever is offered without its
+price, been so keenly observed. But superficially, to ride in a penny
+'bus entitled one to a probable pension for life; to buy a pound of tea
+was only the preliminary to being presented with a motor-car or a grand
+piano. Fortunes lurked in cigarette boxes, whole libraries sprang
+gratuitously from the columns of the daily papers; not only oxen, but
+silver spoons inexhaustible were compressed within the covers of each
+jar of meat extract, and buried treasure, "Mysterious Millionaires," and
+"Have-you-that-ten-pound-note?" men littered the countryside. To be
+asked to subscribe a guinea for nothing definite in return, was
+therefore a pleasing novelty which took amazingly. So, too, the idea of
+participating in some sort of legal revolution which would entail
+sacrifices and result in unexpected developments, was found to be
+delightfully invigorating. How the movement spread is a matter of
+history. Incomes had been reduced wholesale, yet, so great was the
+confidence in Hampden's name, that many members sent their subscription
+ten times told. When he asked, as he frequently did at the close of a
+meeting, for recruits who were willing to devote their whole time unpaid
+to the work in various departments, more than could be accepted were
+invariably forthcoming. All members proselytised on their own
+initiative, but within these there were thousands of quiet and devoted
+workers who were in close touch with the office of the League. They
+acted on detailed instructions in their methods, and submitted regular
+reports of progress and of the state of public feeling in every part of
+the kingdom and among every class of the community. To what length the
+roll of membership had now extended only two men knew, even
+approximately. All that could be used as a guide was the fact that it
+was the exception rather than the rule anywhere to find a family among
+the classes aimed at, that did not contain at least one member; while
+London, within the same indicated limits, had practically gone solid for
+membership.</p>
+
+<p>And George Salt? The public knew nothing of him; his name did not appear
+in connection with the League, nor did he ever take a place among the
+notables upon the platform at its meetings. But the thousands of the
+inner ring knew him very well, and few whose business led them to the
+offices missed encountering him. He was officially supposed to be a
+League secretary to Sir John Hampden, endowed with large discretionary
+powers.</p>
+
+<p>At the moment when this chapter opens he was receiving in his office a
+representative of the leading Government organ: a daily paper which
+purveyed a mixture of fervent demagogism and child-like inconsistency,
+for the modest sum of one halfpenny. <i>The Tocsin</i>, as it was called, was
+widely read by a public who believed every word it contained, with that
+simple credulity in what is printed which is one of the most pathetic
+features of the semi-illiterate.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Hammet, the representative of <i>The Tocsin</i>, had come to find out what
+was really behind the remarkable spread of the Unity League. Possibly
+members of the Government were beginning to fidget. Salt had seen him
+for the purpose of telling him everything else that he cared to know. To
+enquirers, the officials of the League were always candid and open, and
+laughingly disclaimed any idea of a mysterious secret society. So Salt
+admitted that they really hoped for a change of public opinion shortly;
+that they based their calculation on the inevitable swing of the
+pendulum, and so forth. He allowed it to be drawn easily from him that
+they had great faith in party organisation, and that perhaps&mdash;between
+themselves and not for publication&mdash;the Government would be surprised by
+a substantial lowering of their majority at the next election, as a
+result of quiet, unostentatious "spade work." "As a party we are not
+satisfied with the state of things," he said. "We cannot be expected to
+be satisfied with it, and we are certainly relying on a stronger
+representation in opposition to make our views felt."</p>
+
+<p>"Quite right," said Mr Hammet sympathetically. He closed the note-book
+in which he had made a few entries and put it away, to indicate that his
+visit was officially at an end, and whatever passed between them now was
+simply one private gentleman talking to another, and might be regarded
+as sacredly confidential. Salt also relaxed the secretarial manner which
+he had taken the pains to acquire, and seemed as though he would be glad
+of a little human conversation with a man who knew life and Fleet
+Street: which meant, of course, that both were prepared to be
+particularly alert.</p>
+
+<p>"I was at one of your meetings the other night&mdash;the Albert Hall one,"
+remarked the newspaper man casually. "Your Chief fairly took the crowd
+with him. No being satisfied with a strong opposition for him! Why, he
+went bald-headed for sweeping the country and going in with a couple of
+hundred majority or so."</p>
+
+<p>Salt laughed appreciatively. "No good being down-hearted," he replied.
+"That was the end of all the old organisations. 'We see no hope for the
+future, so you all may as well mark time,' was their attitude, and they
+dropped out. 'When anything turns up we intend being ready for it, so
+come in now,' we say."</p>
+
+<p>"Seems to take all right too," admitted Mr Hammet. "I was offered a
+level dollar by a friend of mine the other day that you had over half a
+million members. I took it in a sporting spirit, because I know that
+half a million needs a lot of raking in, and I put it at rather less
+myself&mdash;but, of course, as you are close about it we can never settle
+up." Half a million, it may be observed, was everybody's property, as an
+estimate on "excellent authority."</p>
+
+<p>"We don't publish figures, as a matter of fact," admitted Salt
+half-reluctantly, "but I don't know why there should be any very
+particular secret about it&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, every office has its cupboards and its skeletons," said Mr Hammet
+generously. "But if one could see inside," he added with a knowing look,
+"I think that I should win."</p>
+
+<p>"No," exclaimed Salt suddenly. "I don't mind telling you in confidence.
+We have passed the half million: passed it last&mdash;well, some time ago."</p>
+
+<p>"Lucky for me that it is in confidence," remarked the pressman with a
+grimace, "or I should have to pay up. What is the exact figure, then?"
+he ventured carelessly.</p>
+
+<p>"No one could quite tell you that," replied Salt, equally off-hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Six hundred thousand?" suggested Mr Hammet.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that is a considerable advance,&mdash;a hundred thousand," admitted Salt
+with transparent disappointment. It is not pleasant when you have
+impressed your man to have him expecting too much the next minute.</p>
+
+<p>"I was thinking of the old Buttercup League," said Mr Hammet. "You took
+the remains over, lock, stock, and barrel, I believe?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, all that would come. Half belonged to your party really, and half
+of the remainder were children. What an organisation that was in its
+time! A million and a half!" The smart young newspaper man noted Mr
+Salt's open admiration for these figures. It convinced him that the
+newer League was not yet within measurable distance of half that total.</p>
+
+<p>"And in the end it did&mdash;what?" he remarked.</p>
+
+<p>Salt was bound to apologise. "What is there to do, after all?" he
+admitted. "What can you do but keep your people together, show them
+where their interest lies, and wait?"</p>
+
+<p>"And rake in the shekels?" suggested Mr Hammet airily.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that!" agreed Salt a little uneasily. "Of course one has to look
+after the finances."</p>
+
+<p>"Ra-ther," agreed Mr Hammet. "Wish I had the job. Do you smoke here as a
+general thing?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes," replied Salt, who never did. "Try one of these."</p>
+
+<p>"Fairish cigars. Better than you'd find in the old man's private box up
+at our show," was the verdict. "But then we haven't a revenue of half a
+million."</p>
+
+<p>"Of course I rely on you not to say anything about our numbers," said
+the secretary anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>The visitor made a reassuring gesture, expressive of inviolable secrecy.
+"Though I suppose you have to make a return for income-tax purposes," he
+mused. "My aunt! what an item you must have!"</p>
+
+<p>"No," replied Salt. "We do not pay anything."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Hammet stared in incredulous surprise. "How do you manage to work
+it?" he demanded familiarly. "You don't mean that they have forgotten
+you?"</p>
+
+<p>"No; it's quite simple," explained Salt. "Your friends made the funds
+and incomes of Trades Unions sacred against claims and taxes of every
+kind a few years ago, and we rank as a Trade Union."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't call them my friends, please God," exclaimed Mr Hammet with
+ingratiating disloyalty. "I work as in a house of bondage. You don't
+publish any balance-sheet, by the way, do you?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, we don't see why we should let every one know how the money is
+being spent. No matter how economically things are carried on there are
+always some who want to interfere."</p>
+
+<p>"Especially if they sampled your weeds," suggested the visitor
+pleasantly. "Pretty snug cribs you must have, but that's not my
+business. Between ourselves, what does Sir John draw a year?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing," protested Salt eagerly, too eagerly. "As President of the
+League he does not receive a penny."</p>
+
+<p>Sharp Mr Hammet, who prided himself upon being a terror for exposures
+and on having a record of seven flagrant cases of contempt of court,
+read the secretary's eagerness like an open book. "But then there are
+Committees, Sub-committees, Executives, Emergency Funds, and what not,"
+he pointed out, "and our unpaid League President may be Chairman of one,
+and Secretary of another, and Grand Master of a third with a royal
+salary from each, eh? Can you assure me&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, well; of course," admitted Salt, cornered beyond prevarication,
+"that is a private matter that has to do with the officials of the
+League alone. But you may take it from me that every one in these
+offices earns his salary whatever it may be."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Hammet smiled his polite acquiescence broadly.</p>
+
+<p>"Same here, changing the scene of action to Stonecutter Street," he
+commented. "Do you happen to know how Sir John came to start this
+affair? Well, Tagg M.P. met Miss Hampden once and wanted to marry her.
+He called on Sir John, who received him about as warmly as a shoulder of
+Canterbury lamb even before he knew what his business was. When he did
+know, he gave such an exhibition of sheet lightning that Tagg, who is
+really a very level-headed young fellow in general, completely lost his
+nerve and tried to dazzle him into consenting, by offering him a safe
+seat in the Huddersfield division and a small place in the Government if
+he'd consent to put up as a bracketted Imperialist hyphened Socialist.
+Then the old man kicked Tagg out of the house, and swore to do the same
+with his Government within three years. At least that's what I heard
+about the time, but very likely there isn't a word of truth in it;" a
+tolerably safe inference on Mr Hammet's part, as, in point of fact, he
+had concocted Mr Tagg's romance on the spur of the moment.</p>
+
+<p>"No," volunteered Salt. "I don't think that that is the true story, or I
+should have heard something about it. It's rather curious that you
+should have mentioned it. I believe&mdash;&mdash;But it's scarcely worth taking
+up your time with."</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all: I mean that I am quite interested," protested Mr Hammet.</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;of course it sounds rather absurd in the broad light of day, but
+I believe, as a matter of fact, that he was led into founding the League
+simply as the result of a dream."</p>
+
+<p>"A dream!" exclaimed Mr Hammet, deeply surprised. "What sort of a
+dream?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it naturally must have been a rather extraordinary dream to
+affect him so strongly. In fact you might perhaps call it a vision."</p>
+
+<p>"A vision!" repeated Mr Hammet, thoroughly absorbed in the mysterious
+element thus brought in. "Do I understand that this is Sir John's own
+explanation?" Hampden's sudden return to activity had, indeed, from time
+to time been a riddle of wide interest.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh no," Salt hastened to correct. "I expect that he would be the last
+man to admit it, or to offer any explanation at all. Of course the
+history of the world has been changed in every age through dreams and
+visions, but that explanation nowadays, in a weighty matter, would run
+the risk of being thought trivial and open to ridicule."</p>
+
+<p>"But what do you base your deductions upon, then?" demanded Mr Hammet,
+rather fogged by the serious introduction of this new light. "Is Sir
+John a believer in clairvoyance?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am afraid that I must not state the real grounds for several reasons,
+if you won't think me discourteous," replied Salt firmly. "But this I
+may say: that I had occasion to see Sir John late one night, and then he
+had not the faintest intention of coming forward. Early the following
+morning I saw him again, and by that time the whole affair was cut and
+dried. Of course you are at liberty to confirm or contradict the story
+just as you like, if you should happen to come across it again."</p>
+
+<p>In a state of conscious bewilderment through which he was powerless to
+assert himself, Mr Hammet submitted to polite dismissal. The visible
+result of his interview was half a column of peptonised personalities in
+<i>The Tocsin</i>, rendered still easier of assimilation to the dyspeptic
+mind by being well cut up into light paragraphs and garnished with
+sub-headings throughout. The unseen result, except to the privileged
+eyes of half a dozen people, was a confidential report which found its
+way ultimately into the desk of the Home Secretary. The following points
+summarised Mr Hammet's deductions.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>"The Unity League probably has a membership of half a million. It may be
+safely assumed that it does not exceed that figure by a hundred thousand
+at the most.</p>
+
+<p>"While largely recruiting by the device of holding out a suggestion of
+some indefinite and effective political scheme, the policy of the League
+will be that of <i>laisser faire</i>, and its influence may be safely
+ignored. Very little of its vast income is spent in propagandism or
+organisation. On the contrary, there is the certainty that considerable
+sums are lying at short notice at the banks, and strong evidence that
+equally large sums have been sent out of the country through the agency
+of foreign houses.</p>
+
+<p>"Many men of so-called 'good position' enjoy obvious sinecure posts
+under the League, and all connected with the organisation appear to draw
+salaries disproportionate to their positions, and in some cases wildly
+disproportionate.</p>
+
+<p>"The plain inference from the bulk of evidence is that the League is,
+and was formed to be, the preserve for a number of extravagant and
+incapable unemployed of the so-called upper and upper-middle classes,
+who have organised this means of increasing their incomes to balance the
+diminution which they have of late years experienced through the
+equalising legislation of Socialism. The money sent abroad is doubtless
+a reserve for a few of the higher officials to fall back on if future
+contingencies drive them out of this country.</p>
+
+<p>"This information has been carefully derived from a variety of sources,
+including John Hampden's secretary, a man called Salt. Salt appears to
+be a simple, unsuspicious sort of fellow, and with careful handling
+might be used as a continual means of securing information in the future
+should there be any necessity."</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>The simple, unsuspicious secretary had dismissed Mr Hammet with scarcely
+another thought as soon as that gentleman had departed. In order to fit
+himself for the requirements of his new sphere of action, Salt had,
+during the past two years, compelled himself to acquire that art of
+ready speech which we are told is the most efficient safeguard of our
+thoughts. But he hated it. Most of all he despised the necessity of
+engaging in such verbal chicane as Mr Hammet's mission demanded. Of that
+mission he had the amplest particulars long before the representative of
+<i>The Tocsin</i> had passed his threshold. He knew when he was coming, why
+he was coming, and the particular points upon which information was
+desired. He could have disconcerted Hammet beyond measure by placing
+before him a list of all those persons who had been so delicately
+sounded, together with an abstract of the results; and finally, he
+received as a matter of ordinary routine a copy of the confidential
+report three hours before it reached Mr James Tubes. Armies engaged in
+active warfare have their Intelligence Departments, and the Secret
+Service of the Unity League was remarkably complete and keen.</p>
+
+<p>"My name is Irene Lisle," said the next caller, and there being nothing
+particular to say in reply Salt expressed himself by his favourite
+medium&mdash;silence; but in such a way that Miss Lisle felt encouraged to
+continue.</p>
+
+<p>"I have come to you because I am sick of seeing things go on as they
+have been going for years, and no one doing anything. I believe that you
+<i>are</i> going to do something."</p>
+
+<p>"Why?" demanded Salt with quiet interest. It mattered&mdash;it might matter a
+great deal&mdash;why this unknown Miss Lisle should have been led to form
+that conclusion.</p>
+
+<p>"I have a great many friends&mdash;some in London, others all over the
+country. I have been making enquiries lately, through them and also by
+other means. It is generally understood that your membership is about
+half a million, and you tacitly assent to that." She took up a scrap of
+waste paper that lay before her, and writing on it, passed it across the
+desk. "That, however, is my estimate. If I am right, or anything like
+it, you are concealing your strength."</p>
+
+<p>Salt took the paper, glanced at it, smiled and shook his head without
+committing himself to any expression. But he carefully burned the
+fragment with its single row of figures after Miss Lisle had left.</p>
+
+<p>"I have attended your meetings," continued Miss Lisle composedly, "for,
+of course, I am a member in the ordinary way. I came once as a matter of
+curiosity, or because one's friends were speaking of it, and I came
+again because, even then, I was humbled and dispirited at the shameful
+part that our country was being made to play before the world. I caught
+something, but I did not grasp all&mdash;because I am not a man, I suppose. I
+saw meeting after meeting of impassive unemotional, black-coated
+gentlemen lifted into the undemonstrative white-heat of purposeful
+enthusiasm by the suggestion of that new hope which I failed to
+understand. At one of the earliest Queen's Hall meetings I particularly
+noticed a young man who sat next to me. He was just an ordinary
+keen-faced, gentlemanly, well-dressed, athletic-looking youth, who might
+have been anything from an upper clerk to a millionaire. He sat through
+the meeting without a word or a sign of applause, but when at the finish
+twenty volunteers were asked for, to give their whole time to serving
+the object of the League, he was the first to reach the platform, with a
+happier look on his face, in the stolid English style, than I should
+have ever expected to see there. It was beyond me. Then among the
+audiences one frequently heard remarks such as 'I believe there's
+something behind it all'; 'I really think Hampden has more than an idea';
+'It strikes me that we are going to have something livelier than tea and
+tennis,' and suggestions of that kind. Some time ago, after a meeting at
+Kensington, I was walking home alone when you overtook me. Immediately in
+front were two gentlemen who had evidently been to the meeting also, and
+they were discussing it. At that moment one said emphatically to the
+other: 'I don't know what it is, but that it <i>is</i> something I'll
+swear; and if it is I'd give them my last penny sooner than have things
+as they are.' Sir John Hampden, who was with you, looked at you
+enquiringly, and you shook your head and said, 'Not one of our men.'
+'Then I believe it's beginning to take already,' he replied."</p>
+
+<p>Two things occurred to Salt: that Miss Lisle might be a rather sharp
+young lady, and that he and Hampden had been unusually careless.
+"Anything else?" was all he said.</p>
+
+<p>"It's rather a long wild tale, and it has no particular point,"
+explained the lady.</p>
+
+<p>"If you can spare the time," he urged. The long pointless tale might be
+a pointer to others beside Miss Lisle.</p>
+
+<p>"I was cycling a little way out in the country recently," narrated Miss
+Lisle, "when I found that I required a spanner, or I could not go on. It
+was rather a lonely part for so near London, within ten or twelve miles,
+I suppose, and there was not a house to be seen. I wheeled my bicycle
+along and soon came to a narrow side lane. It had a notice 'Private
+Road' up, and I could not see far down it as it wound about very much,
+but it seemed to be well used, so I turned into it hoping to find a
+house. There was no house, for after a few turns the lane ended
+suddenly. It ended, so to speak, in a pair of large double doors&mdash;like
+those of a coach-house&mdash;for before me was a stream crossed by an iron
+bridge; immediately beyond that a high wall and the doors. But do you
+care for me to go on?"</p>
+
+<p>"If you please," said Salt, and paid the narrative the compliment of a
+close and tranquil attention.</p>
+
+<p>"It was rather a peculiar place to come on unexpectedly," continued Miss
+Lisle. "It had originally been a powder works, and the old notices
+warning intruders had been left standing; as a matter of fact a stranger
+would probably still take it to be a powder mill, but one learned
+locally that it was the depot and distributing centre of an artificial
+manure company with a valuable secret process. Which, of course, made it
+less interesting than explosives."</p>
+
+<p>"And less dangerous," suggested Salt, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," shot back Miss Lisle with a glance. "Mark the
+precautions. There was the stream almost enclosing this place&mdash;the size,
+I suppose, of a considerable farm&mdash;and in the powder mill days it had
+been completely turned into an island by digging a canal or moat at the
+narrowest point of the bend. Immediately on the other side of the water
+rose the high brick wall topped with iron spikes. The one bridge was the
+only way across the stream, the one set of double doors, as high as the
+wall, the only way through beyond. Inside was thickly wooded. I don't
+suggest wild animals, you know, but savage dogs would not surprise me.</p>
+
+<p>"As I stood there, concluding that I should have to turn back, I heard a
+heavy motor coming down the lane. It came on very quickly as though the
+driver knew the twisting road perfectly, shot across the bridge, the big
+gates fell open apparently of their own accord, and it passed inside. I
+had only time to note that it was a large trade vehicle with a square
+van-like body, before the gates had closed again."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Lisle paused for a moment, but she had by no means reached the end
+of her pointless adventure.</p>
+
+<p>"I had seen no one but the motor driver, but I was mistaken in thinking
+that there was no one else to see, for as I stood there undecided a
+small door in the large gate was opened and a man came out. He was
+obviously the gate-keeper, and in view of the notices I at once
+concluded that he was coming to warn me off, so I anticipated him by
+asking him if he could lend me a spanner. He muttered rather surlily
+that if I waited there he would see, and went back, closing the little
+door behind him. I thought that I heard the click of a self-acting lock.
+Presently he came back just as unamiable as before and insisted on
+screwing up the bolt himself&mdash;to get me away the sooner, I suppose. He
+absolutely started when I naturally enough offered him sixpence&mdash;I
+imagine the poor man doesn't get very good wages&mdash;and went quite red as
+he took it."</p>
+
+<p>"And all ended happily?" remarked Salt tentatively, as though he had
+expected that a possible relevance might have been forthcoming after
+all.</p>
+
+<p>"Happily but perplexingly," replied Miss Lisle, looking him full in the
+face as she unmasked the point of her long pointless story. "For the
+surly workman who was embarrassed by sixpence was my gentlemanly
+neighbour of the Queen's Hall meeting, and I was curious to know how he
+should be serving the object of the League by acting as a gate-keeper to
+the Lacon Equalised Superphosphate Company."</p>
+
+<p>Salt laughed quietly and looked back with unmoved composure. "No doubt
+many possible explanations will occur to you," he said with very
+plausible candour. "The simplest is the true one. Several undertakings
+either belong to the League or are closely connected with it, for
+increasing its revenue or for other purposes. The Lacon is one of
+these."</p>
+
+<p>"And I don't doubt that even the position of doorkeeper is a responsible
+one, requiring the intelligence of an educated gentleman to fill it,"
+retorted Miss Lisle. "It must certainly be an exacting one. You know
+better than I do how many great motor vans pass down that quiet little
+lane every hour. They bear the names of different companies, they are
+ingeniously different in appearance, and they pass through London by
+various roads and by-roads. But they have one unique resemblance: they
+are all driven by mechanics who are astonishingly disconcerted by the
+offer of stray sixpences and shillings! It is the same at the little
+private wharf on the canal a mile away. It was quite a relief to find
+that the bargemen were common human bargees!"</p>
+
+<p>Salt still smiled kindly. The slow, silent habit gives the best mask
+after all. "And why have you come to me?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Because I <i>know</i> that you are going to do something, and I want to
+help. I loathe the way things are being done down there." The nod meant
+the stately Palace of Westminster, though it happened to be really in
+the direction of Charing Cross, but it was equally appropriate, for the
+monuments of the Government, like those of Wren, lay all around. "Who
+can go on playing tennis as usual when an ambassador who learned his
+diplomacy in a Slaughter-housemen's Union represents us by acting
+alternately as a fool and a cad before an astounded Paris? Or have an
+interest in bridge when the Sultan of Turkey is contemptuously ordering
+us to keep our fleet out of sight of Mitylene and we apologise and obey?
+I will be content to address envelopes all day long if it will be of any
+use. Surely there are other secret processes down other little lanes? I
+will even be the doorkeeper at another artificial manure works if there
+is nothing else!"</p>
+
+<p>Salt sat thinking, but from the first he knew that for good or ill some
+degree of their confidence must be extended to a woman. It is the common
+experience of every movement when it swells beyond two members: or
+conspiracies would be much more dangerous to their foes.</p>
+
+<p>"It may be monotonous, perhaps even purposeless as far as you can see,"
+he warned. "I do not know yet, and it will not be for you to say."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Lisle flushed with the pleasurable thrill of blind sacrifice. "I
+will not question," she replied. "Only if there should be any need you
+might find that an ordinary uninteresting middle-class girl with a
+slangy style and a muddy complexion could be as devoted as a Flora
+Macdonald or a Charlotte Corday."</p>
+
+<p>Salt made a quiet deprecating gesture. "A girl with a fearless truthful
+face can be capable of any heroism," he remarked as he began to write.
+"Especially when she combines exceptional intelligence with exceptional
+discretion. Only," he added as an afterthought, "it may be uncalled-for,
+and might be inconvenient in a law-abiding constitutional age."</p>
+
+<p>"I quite understand that now; the conscientious addressing of circulars
+shall bound my horizon. Only, please let me be somewhere in it, when it
+<i>does</i> come."</p>
+
+<p>"I say, Salt," drawled an immaculately garbed young man, lounging into
+the room, "do you happen&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Miss Lisle, who had been cut off from the door by a screen, rose to
+leave.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I say, I beg your pardon," exclaimed the young man. "They told me
+that you were alone."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall be disengaged in a moment," replied Salt formally. "At ten
+o'clock to-morrow morning then, Miss Lisle, please." She bowed and
+withdrew, the Honourable Freddy Tantroy, who had lingered rather
+helplessly, holding the door as she went out and favouring her with a
+criticising glance.</p>
+
+<p>"Always making rotten ass of myself," murmured that gentleman
+plaintively. "General Office fault. Engaging lady clerk? Not bad idea,
+but you might have gone in for really superior article while you were
+about it. Cheaper in the end. Oh, I don't know, though."</p>
+
+<p>"Miss Lisle came with the best of recommendations," said Salt almost
+distantly. One might have judged that he had no desire for Mr Tantroy's
+society, but that reasons existed why he should not tell him so.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I know," nodded Freddy sagely; "they do. Hockey girl, I should
+imagine. Face of the pomegranate type, carved by amateur whose hand
+slipped when he was doing the mouth. Prefer the pink and pneumatic style
+myself. Matter taste."</p>
+
+<p>Salt made no reply. The only possible reply was the one he denied
+himself. He occupied the time by burning a scrap of paper with a single
+row of figures.</p>
+
+<p>"I say, Salt. I was really coming about something, but I've forgotten
+what," announced the honourable youth after a vacuous pause. "Oh, I
+remember. That elusive old cheesecake of a hunk of mine. Do you happen
+to know where the volatile Sir John is to be unearthed?"</p>
+
+<p>"I imagine that your uncle is in Paris at this moment," replied Salt.
+"He is expected back to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>"Paris!" exclaimed Freddy with some interest. "Good luck at the Pink
+Windmill, old boy! Anything in the air, Salt? Projected French landing
+at Brighton pier next week? Seriously, don't you think League bit of
+gilded fizzle? Expected something with coloured lights long ago."</p>
+
+<p>"I think that we have every reason to be satisfied with the progress,"
+replied Salt. "The weight of a great organisation must exercise some
+influence in the end."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes," retorted Mr Tantroy with a cunning look. "That's the other
+face of double-headed Johnny they have stuffed in museums. Well, all in
+good time, little Freddy, if you sit quiet." He carried out this
+condition literally for a couple of minutes, gazing pensively at a
+slender ring he wore. Then: "I'll tell you what, Salt," he continued. "I
+wish you'd use benign influence with Sir John. Tired of apeing the
+golden ass, and I am thinking of settling down. Want an office here and
+absolutely grinding hard work ten to four, and couple of thousand a year
+or so until I'm worth more. Fact is, met girl I could absolutely exist
+for ever with in gilded bird-cage. Been Vivarium lately?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," replied Salt.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, well, no good trying my rotten powers description. Must go with me
+some night and see. She hangs by her toes to a slack wire eighty-five
+feet above the stage and sings:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">'Things are strangely upside down, dear boys.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Nowadays.'<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>No getting away from it, she is positively the most crystallised damson
+that ever stepped out of lace-edged box. No fear monotony in home with
+girl like that. The very thought of it&mdash;&mdash;! Well, come out and have
+drink, Salt?"</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks, no," replied Salt. "I've quite got out of the habit."</p>
+
+<p>"Great Scott!" exclaimed Freddy, aghast. "You better try some of those
+newspaper things that Johnnies with funny addresses and members of the
+Greek Royal Family write up to say have done them no end. I say, Salt, I
+suppose there is spare office in this palatial suite that I could have
+if I grappled with the gilded effort?"</p>
+
+<p>"I really don't know that there is." He had not the most shadowy faith
+in the Honourable Freddy's perseverance, even in intention, for a week.
+To expect any real work from him was out of the question. "We are rather
+overcrowded here as it is."</p>
+
+<p>"If I were you, Salt, I should insist upon the old man removing better
+premises somewhere. Place seems absolutely congealed with underlings.
+Just listen to that in next room: it's like hive of gilded bees. What is
+it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Simply routine work going on," said Salt half-impatiently. "Sorry I
+can't spare the time to come out with you."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that's all right-angled," said Freddy, taking the hint and rising.
+"Sorry. Pramp, pramp. You think I shall find Sir John here Friday if I
+look in?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, here; but desperately busy."</p>
+
+<p>"Er, thanks," drawled Freddy, with just a suggestion of vice. "Perhaps
+my uncle will be able to spare me five minutes when he has done with
+you."</p>
+
+<p>He drifted languidly through the door and sauntered down the passage. At
+the door of the room where the monotonous voice rose and fell in the
+ceaseless repetition of short sentences, he paused to light a cigarette.
+For perhaps a full minute he remained quite motionless, the cigarette
+between his lips, the match pressed ready against the corrugations of
+the jewelled box he held.</p>
+
+<p>"Listretton, Fergus, 572 Upper Holloway Road, N.</p>
+
+<p>"Listwell-Phelps, J. Walter, F.R.S., Department of Ethopian Antiquities,
+British Museum, W.C.</p>
+
+<p>"Litchit, Miss, Dressmaker, 15 The Grove, Westpoint-on-Sea.</p>
+
+<p>"Little, Rev. H. K., The Vicarage, Lower Skerrington, Dorset.</p>
+
+<p>"Little, Lieutenant-General Sir Alfred Vernon, C.B., V.C., 14a Eaton
+Square, S.W.</p>
+
+<p>"Littlejohn, John George, Byryxia, Cole Park, Twickenham."</p>
+
+<p>Freddy Tantroy lit his cigarette and passed on. The prosaic list of new
+members dictated to an entering clerk did not interest him. Five names a
+minute, three hundred an hour, three thousand a day; an ordinary day,
+weeks after any special meeting, and in the flat season of the year. But
+it did not interest Mr Tantroy. Immersed in a scheme for taxing baths,
+soda-water syphons, and asparagus beds, and further occupied with the
+unexpectedly delicate details of withdrawing from India, it did not
+interest the Government.</p>
+
+<p>It was only the ordinary routine work of the Unity League.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII"></a>CHAPTER VII</h2>
+
+<h3>"SCHEDULE B"</h3>
+
+
+<p>On the following day Sir John Hampden returned from Paris. A week later
+and he had again left London. At the office of the League it was
+impossible to learn where he had gone; perhaps fishing, it was
+suggested. In any case he was taking a well-earned holiday and did not
+want to be troubled with business, so that nothing was being forwarded.
+A little later any one might know for the asking that he was in
+Berlin&mdash;and returning the next day. There was never any secret made of
+Sir John's movements if the office knew them, only he occasionally liked
+to cut himself completely off from communication in order to ensure a
+perfect rest. As soon as the office knew where he was, every one else
+could know too; only it invariably happened that he was on his way back
+by that time. The incident was repeated. Callers at Trafalgar Chambers
+found all the heads communicative and very leisured. It came out that
+nothing much was being done just then; it was not the time of the year
+for politics. For all the good they were doing three-quarters of the
+offices might be closed for the next few months and three-quarters of
+the staff take a holiday. In fact, that was what they were doing to a
+large extent. It was Mr Salt's turn as soon as Sir John got back.</p>
+
+<p>That time it was St. Petersburg.</p>
+
+<p>For a man who had been a sailor George Salt displayed a curious taste
+when he came to take his holiday. The sea had no call for him, nor the
+coast-line any charm. The inland resorts, the golf centres, moors,
+lakes, mountains and rivers, all were passed by. It was not even to an
+"undiscovered" village or some secluded country house that he turned his
+footsteps in hope of perfect change. On the contrary, where the
+ceaseless din of industry made rest impossible; where the puny but
+irresistible hands of generations of mankind had scarred the face of
+earth like a corroding growth, where the sky was shut out by smoke,
+vegetation stifled beneath a cloak of grime, day and night turned into
+one lurid vulcanian twilight, in which by bands and companies, by trains
+and outposts, dwarfish men toiled in the unlovely rhythm of hopeless,
+endless labour: the lupus-spots of nature; there Salt spent his holiday.
+Coal was the loadstone that drew him on, and in a vast contour his
+journey through that month defined the limits of the coal-fields of the
+land.</p>
+
+<p>In the subsequent histories of this period no mention of Salt's
+significant appearance in the provinces finds a place. Yet in presenting
+a dispassionate review of the succeeding events it is impossible to
+ignore its influence; although, to adopt a just proportion, it is not
+necessary to deal with it at length. It was not a vital detail of the
+scheme on which the League had staked its cause; it was less momentous
+than any of Hampden's three Continental missions; but by disarming
+opposition in certain influential quarters when the crisis came, it
+removed a possible cause of dissension from the first. That is its
+place.</p>
+
+<p>It was an indication of the extreme care with which the operations had
+been developed, that even at this point there were still only two men
+who had any real knowledge of what the plan of campaign would be. There
+were those who did not hesitate to declare that a hostile demonstration
+was being arranged by a foreign power with whom Hampden had come to an
+understanding. At a favourable moment a pretext for a quarrel would be
+found, relations would be broken off immediately, ambassadors recalled,
+and within three days England would be threatened with war. If
+necessary, an actual invasion would take place, and in view of the
+sweeping reductions in the army and navy no one thought it worth while
+to express a doubt that an actual invasion could take place. After
+arranging for a suitable indemnity the invaders would withdraw, leaving
+a provisional government in power, with Hampden at its head. This was
+the extremists' view, and the majority, feeling at heart that however
+England might be internally riven and their liberties assailed, nothing
+could ever justify so unpatriotic a course, held that Hampden was
+incapable of the step. Others suggested civil war; passive resistance to
+the payment of rates and taxes on so organised a scale as to embarrass
+the Government for supplies; an alliance, on a basis not readily
+discernible, with the rank and file of the Socialist party; the secret
+importation of a sufficient number of aliens to turn an election; and a
+variety of other ingenious devices, easy to suggest but difficult to
+maintain. Those who, like Miss Lisle, observed the most, talked the
+least.</p>
+
+<p>Among the working men of the country&mdash;the class that the League had come
+into being to control&mdash;it had passed into the category of a second
+Buttercup League and was ignored. A few, better informed, accepted the
+conclusions that Mr Hammet and his associates had arrived at, and
+laughed quietly in their sleeves at the thought of the coming
+humiliation of the confiding members. Last of all there remained a
+scattered few here and there, who, through natural suspicion or a
+shrewder wisdom than their fellows, had of late begun to detect in the
+existence of the League a real menace to themselves, and to urge the
+powers, and Mr Tubes in particular, to counteract its aims. It might
+have been a race, a desperate race, but for one simple thing. Hampden
+had asked for three years in which to complete his plans, and both
+friends and foes, deducing from every experience of the past, ranging
+from the opening of an exhibition to the closing of a war, had conceded
+that this meant four at least. But Hampden and the man who had been a
+sailor had no intention of being embarrassed by a race. Not three years
+meaning four, but three years meaning two, had underlain the boast, and
+at the end of two years, although there was still much to be gained by
+time and an unfettered choice of the moment of attack, there was no
+probability of being forestalled on any important point.</p>
+
+<p>Such was the position when Salt set out on his provincial holiday.</p>
+
+<p>He had nothing to learn; elementary detail of that kind belonged to
+another journey, when, more than two years ago, he had made the
+self-same tour. He did not go to offer peace or war; that die had been
+cast blindly&mdash;who shall say how many years before?&mdash;in Northampton boot
+factories, Lancashire mills, Durham coal-pits, in Radical clubs and
+Labour cabinets. But in war, and in civil war most of all, every blow
+aimed at the foe must spend its expiring force upon a friend&mdash;and
+therefore Salt went to the coal-fields.</p>
+
+<p>At each centre he was met by a high official of the League who had local
+knowledge. The man made his report; it concerned a list he brought, a
+list of names. Sometimes it contained only three or four names,
+sometimes as many dozens. If to each name there stood the word
+"Content," Salt passed on to his next centre. If some were reported to
+be holding out or dissatisfied, Salt remained. When he resumed his
+methodical way the word "Content" had been added to every name.</p>
+
+<p>Only once did failure threaten to mar his record. A Lancashire colliery
+proprietor, a man who had risen from the lowest grade of labour, as men
+more often did in the hard, healthy days of emulous rivalry than in the
+later piping times of union-imposed collective indolence, did not wish
+to listen. Positive, narrow, over-bearing, he was permeated with the
+dogmatic egotism of his successful life. He had never asked another
+man's advice; he had never made a mistake. As hard as the ground out of
+which he had carved his fortune, he hated and despised his men; they
+knew it, and hated and respected him in return. His own brother worked
+as a miner in his "1500 deep" and received a miner's wage. He hated his
+master with the rest. Lomas was the "closest" employer in the north
+central coal-field, and the richest. But there were fewer widows and
+orphans in Halghcroft than in any other pit village of its size, and
+Lomas spent nothing in insurance. Under his immediate eye cage cables
+did not snap, tram shackles part, nor did unexpected falls of shoring
+occur. His men did not smoke at their work, and no mysterious explosion
+had ever engaged the attention of a Board of Trade enquiry.</p>
+
+<p>Salt found him sitting in his shirt sleeves in a noble room, furnished
+in the taste and profusion of a crowded pantechnicon with the most
+costly specimens of seventeen periods of decorative art. He received him
+with his usual manner, and that was the manner of a bellicose curmudgeon
+towards an unwelcome deputation of suppliants. For emphasis, between the
+frank didactic aphorisms which formed his arguments and his rules of
+life, he banged with his fist a <i>lapis lazuli</i> table, and lowered his
+voice in a confidential aside to inform his visitor that three thousand
+pounds was the figure that the little piece of furniture had cost him,
+and that in matters of taste he stuck at nothing&mdash;an unnecessary piece
+of information after one had cast an astonished glance around that
+bizarre room.</p>
+
+<p>In Lomas's future there loomed a knighthood&mdash;the consummation in his
+mind of all earthly ambition and the possible fruit of a lavish charity
+of the kind that is scarcely the greatest of the three, and his policy
+was wholly dictated by a fear of endangering his chances. He would have
+resented the suggestion, in the face of several munificent donations
+that he had recently made to certain funds, and a gracious
+acknowledgment which he had received, that the King was not following
+his career with a personal interest. What, then, was the King's attitude
+towards the Unity League and its plan of campaign? Had Salt anything to
+show? It was useless to protest the inviolability of royal neutrality;
+Lomas only banged the <i>lapis lazuli</i>. That was good enough for
+outsiders, he retorted: now, between themselves? The strong man who was
+restrained by diplomatic conventions could make no headway with the
+strong man who was frankly primitive in his selfishness, and Salt
+withdrew, baffled, but unperturbed. But the sequel was that before he
+left his hotel the following day Lomas had waited upon him with full
+acquiescence to the terms, and the central coal-field was "Content."</p>
+
+<p>The inference might be that at last the intentions of the League must
+have been disclosed. The reality was nothing of the kind. What had been
+revealed to these men, then&mdash;the largest employers of labour of any
+class throughout the country&mdash;to which they had signified their consent?
+it may be asked. And the truth was that nothing had been revealed; that
+even the officers of the League who sounded them were in the dark. In
+the past, industrial struggles had always been between capital and
+labour. That vaster encounter, upon which the League was now
+concentrating its energies, was not to be on such clearly defined lines,
+and in the strife capital might suffer side by side with labour. Against
+that contingency the coal influence had now been indemnified in the name
+of the Unity League and the future Government, and the guarantee had
+been accepted. It was a far-reaching precaution in the end; it narrowed
+the issue, and it secured more than neutrality in a quarter where open
+hostility might have otherwise been proclaimed. It just tended to
+realise that perfection of detail and completeness of preparation that
+mark the successful campaign.</p>
+
+<p>But if there was nothing more to learn in the sense that the data upon
+which the League had based its plans had long since been complete, it
+was impossible for a thoughtful observer to pass through the land
+without learning much. Even two years of increasing privilege had left a
+deeper mark. A lavish policy of "Bread and Circuses" was again depleting
+the countryside, choking the towns, and destroying the instinct of
+citizenship, just as it had speeded the decline of another world-power
+two thousand years before. While wages had remained practically
+stationary, the leisure of the working man had been appreciably
+increased, and it was now being discovered that the working man had no
+way of passing his leisure except in spending money. Betting and
+drunkenness had increased in direct ratio to the lengthened hours of
+enforced idleness, and other disquieting indications of how the time was
+being spent, were brought home to those who moved among the poor. Where
+the money came from, the books of the great thrift societies at once
+revealed. There was no longer any necessity for the working man to save;
+his wages were guaranteed, his risks of sickness and every other
+adversity were insured against, his old age was pensioned, his children
+were, if necessary, State-adopted.</p>
+
+<p>Even the Trades Unions had abolished their subscriptions and dissipated
+their reserves. There was no need of thrift now, for the Government was
+the working man's savings bank, and had cut out the debit pages of his
+pass-book. It was almost the Millennium. The only drawback was that,
+with all this affluence around, the working man found himself very much
+in the condition of a financial Ancient Mariner. There was a great deal
+of money being spent on him, and for him, and by him, but he never had
+any in his pocket. And the working man's wife was even worse off.</p>
+
+<p>Other classes there were which found themselves in the same position,
+but not by the same process. The rich were taxed up to the eyes, but the
+rich had obvious means of retrenchment. But the great mass of the middle
+class had no elastic extravagances upon which they could economise. Even
+under favourable conditions they were for the most part fulfilling
+Disraeli's pessimistic dictum: to the generality, manhood had been a
+struggle. It had passed into a failure. It stood face to face with the
+certainty of becoming a disaster. Inevitably there were tragedies.... So
+it happened that the one vivid haunting picture that George Salt carried
+down into later years from this period was not a lurid impression of
+some blackened earth-gnarled scene of Dantesque desolation, not even a
+memory of any of the incidents of his own personal triumph, but the
+sharp details of an episode that lay quite off the high-road of his
+work.</p>
+
+<p>He was walking along a pretty country lane one evening (for it is a
+characteristic of many of these unhappy regions that almost to the edge
+of man's squalid usurpation Nature spreads her most gracious charms)
+when a sudden thunderstorm drove him to seek the hospitality of a
+labourer's cottage.</p>
+
+<p>The man who opened the door was not a labourer, although he was shabbily
+dressed. He looked sombrely at his visitor. "What is it?" he asked,
+standing in the doorway with no sign of invitation.</p>
+
+<p>"It is raining very heavily," replied Salt. "I should like to shelter,
+if you will permit me."</p>
+
+<p>The man seemed to notice the downpour, which had now become a continuous
+stream, for the first time. "I'm very busy," he said churlishly.</p>
+
+<p>"If I might stand just inside your doorway?" suggested Salt.</p>
+
+<p>"No, come in," said the host with an air of sudden resolution. "After
+all&mdash;&mdash;" He led the way out of the tiny entrance-hall into a room. Salt
+could not refrain from noticing that although the furniture was meagre,
+the walls were covered with paintings.</p>
+
+<p>"I am an artist," said the brusque tenant of the cottage, noticing the
+involuntary glance around. "Come&mdash;in return for shelter you shall tell
+me what you think of these things."</p>
+
+<p>"I am not a critic," replied Salt, stepping from picture to picture,
+"and it would be presumptuous, therefore, for me to give an opinion on
+works that I do not understand, although I can recognise them as
+striking and unconventional."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah," commented the artist. "And that?"</p>
+
+<p>He indicated a portrait with a nod. It was in an earlier, a smoother,
+and less characteristic style. To the man who was no artist it was a
+very beautiful painting of a very beautiful girl.</p>
+
+<p>"My dead wife," said the artist, as Salt stood in silent admiration. "I
+have buried her this afternoon."</p>
+
+<p>The man who had never known or even seen her felt a stab as he looked up
+at the lovely, smiling face.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the painter roughly, "why don't you say how sorry you are,
+or some platitude of that sort?"</p>
+
+<p>Salt turned away, to leave the other alone meeting the sweet eyes.
+"Because I cannot say how sorry I am," he replied with gentle pity.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, my beloved!" he heard the whisper. "Not long, not long."</p>
+
+<p>"You are packing," Salt continued a minute later. "Let me help you&mdash;with
+some."</p>
+
+<p>A heap of straw and shavings littered the floor; boxes and cases stood
+ready at hand.</p>
+
+<p>"No," replied the man, looking moodily at his preparations. "I have
+changed my mind. I have to go on a journey to-night, but I shall leave
+this place as it is and secure the doors and windows instead."</p>
+
+<p>He brought tools, and together they nailed across the cottage windows
+the stout old-fashioned shutters that secured them. Neither spoke much.</p>
+
+<p>"Come," said the artist, when the melancholy work was complete; "the
+storm is over. Our roads lie together for a little way." He locked the
+outer door, and stood lingering reluctantly with his hand upon the key.
+"A moment," he said, unlocking the door again, and entering. "Only a
+moment. Wait for me at the gate."</p>
+
+<p>Salt waited as he was directed beside a dripping linden. The storm had
+indeed passed over, but the sky was low and grey. Little rivulets
+meandered in changing currents down the garden path; from beneath the
+narrow lane came the continuous sobbing rush of some unseen swollen
+water-course. The hand of despair lay heavy across the scene; it seemed
+as though Nature had wept herself out, but was uncomforted. Salt
+pictured the lonely man standing before the soulless, smiling creation
+of his own hand.</p>
+
+<p>The door opened, the lock again creaked mournfully as its rusty bolt was
+driven home, and without a backward glance the artist came slowly down
+the walk, twisting the clumsy key aimlessly upon his finger. He stopped
+at a tangled patch where the anemone struggled vainly among the choking
+bindweed, and the hyacinths and lupines had been beaten down to earth.</p>
+
+<p>"Her garden!" he said aloud, and a spasm crossed his face. "But now how
+overgrown." On a thought he dropped the key gently among the luxuriant
+growth and turned away.</p>
+
+<p>"I will tell you why my wife died," said the artist suddenly, after they
+had passed round a bend of the road that hid the cottage from their
+sight. "It should point a moral, and it will not take long."</p>
+
+<p>"It may plead a cause," replied Salt.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" exclaimed his companion, looking at him sharply. "Who are you,
+then?"</p>
+
+<p>"You do not know me, but you may know my business. I am Salt of the
+Unity League."</p>
+
+<p>"Strange," murmured the other. "Well, then, Mr Salt, my name is Leslie
+Garnet, and, as I have told you, I am an artist. Ten years ago, at the
+age of thirty, I came into a small legacy&mdash;three hundred pounds a year,
+to be precise. Up to that time I had been making a somewhat precarious
+living by illustration; on the strength of my fortune&mdash;which, of course,
+to a successful man in any walk of life would be the merest pittance&mdash;I
+rearranged my plans.</p>
+
+<p>"Black and white work was drudgery to me, and it would never be anything
+else, because it was not my medium, but it was the only form of
+pictorial art that earned a livelihood. Pictures had ceased to sell. At
+the same time I had encouragement for thinking that I could do something
+worthy of existence in the higher branch of art.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't want to trouble you with views. I made my choice. I determined
+to live frugally on my income, give up hack work, to the incidental
+advantage of some other poor struggler, and devote myself wholly to
+pictures which might possibly bring me some recognition at the end of a
+lifetime&mdash;more probably not&mdash;but pictures which would certainly never
+enrich me. I do not think that the choice was an ignoble one&mdash;but, of
+course, it was purely a personal matter.</p>
+
+<p>"It was very soon afterwards that I got married. Had I thought of that
+step earlier I might have acted differently. As it was, Hilda would not
+hear of it. There seemed no need; we were very comfortable on our small
+income in a tiny way.</p>
+
+<p>"Nine years ago that. You know the course of events. My income was
+derived from a prudently invested capital, so disposed as to give the
+highest safe return. Not many years had passed before the Government
+then in power fixed seven per cent. as the highest rate of interest
+compatible with commercial morality, and confiscated all above. My fixed
+system of living was embarrassed by a deduction of fifty pounds a year.
+The next year an open-minded Chancellor, in need of a few millions to
+spend on free amusements for the working class, was converted to the
+principle that two per cent. of immorality still remained, so five was
+made the maximum, and my small income was thus permanently reduced to
+two hundred pounds.</p>
+
+<p>"We received this second blow rather blankly, but Hilda would not hear
+of surrender. As a matter of fact, I soon found out that there was
+practically no chance of it, and that in throwing up all connections
+when I did, I had burned my boats. Artists of every kind were turning to
+illustration work, but half of the magazines were dead. We gave up the
+flat that had been made pretty and home-like with inexpensive taste, and
+moved into three dreary rooms.</p>
+
+<p>"You know what the next development would be, perhaps? Yes, the Unearned
+Incomes Act. And you will understand how it affected me.</p>
+
+<p>"I was assessed in the same class as the Duke of Belgravia and Mr
+Dives-Keeps, the millionaire, as a gentleman of private income, capable
+of earning a living, but electing to live in idleness on invested
+capital not of my own creating. I was married, could not plead
+'encumbrances' in any form, well-educated, strong and healthy, and in
+the prime of life. So I came under 'Schedule B,' and must pay a tax of
+ten shillings and sixpence in the pound. It was nothing that I might
+actually work twelve hours every day. Officially I must be living in
+voluptuous idleness, because the work of my hands did not bring me in an
+income bearing any appreciable proportion to my private means. The
+Government that denounced Riches in every form and had come in on the
+mandate of the poor and needy, recognised no other standard of
+attainment but Money. Therefore 'Schedule B.'</p>
+
+<p>"Of course the effect of that was overwhelming. I could not afford a
+studio, I could not afford a model. I could scarcely afford materials.
+My wife, who had long been delicate, was now really ill, between anxiety
+and the unaccustomed daily work to which she bound herself. One of the
+companies from which I derived a portion of my income failed at this
+time: ruined by foreign competition and home restrictions. In a panic I
+endeavoured to get work of any kind. I had not the experience necessary
+for the lowest rungs of commerce; I was unknown in art. Who would employ
+a broken-down man beginning life at thirty-eight? I was too old.</p>
+
+<p>"I was warned that appeal was useless, but I did appeal before the
+Commission. It was useless. I learned that mine was a thoroughly bad
+case from every official point of view, with no redeeming feature: that
+I was, in fact, a parasite upon the social system; and I narrowly
+escaped having the assessment raised.</p>
+
+<p>"It was then that we left London and came to this cottage. My wife's
+health was permanently undermined, and change of air was necessary even
+to prolong her life. Her native county was recommended; that is why we
+chose this spot. When I reviewed affairs I found that I had a clear
+fifty pounds a year. And there, a few miles to the west, where you see
+that tracery of wheels and scaffolding against the sun, and there, a few
+miles to the north, where you see that pall of smoke upon the air, there
+lie hundreds and hundreds of cottages where gross luxury is rampant,
+where beneath one roof family incomes of ten times mine are free from
+any tax at all.</p>
+
+<p>"That is enough for you to fill in the detail," continued Garnet
+bitterly, as he revived the memory of the closing scenes. "Doctors,
+things that had to be bought, bare existence. What remained of the
+investments sold for what a forced sale would bring&mdash;you know what that
+means to-day. The end you have seen. And there, Mr Salt, is the story to
+your hand. Here is the churchyard.... Killed, to make a Labour holiday!"</p>
+
+<p>He opened the rustic gate of the hillside churchyard and led the way to
+a newly-turned mound, where the perfume hung stagnantly from the
+rain-lashed petals of a great sheaf of Bermuda lilies.</p>
+
+<p>"I remain here," he said quietly, after a few minutes' silence by the
+grave-side. "Your road lies straight on, along the field path. You can
+even see the smoke of Thornley from here, lying to your right."</p>
+
+<p>Salt did not reply. Looking intently in the opposite direction, he was
+locating with a seaman's eye another cloud of smoke that rose above the
+tree-tops in the valley they had left.</p>
+
+<p>"Your house!" he exclaimed, pointing. "Man!" he cried suddenly, with a
+flash of intuition, "what are you doing? You fired the straw before we
+left!"</p>
+
+<p>A sharp report was the only answer. Salt turned too late to arrest his
+arm, only in time to catch him as he fell. He lowered him&mdash;there was
+nothing else to do&mdash;lowered him on to the wet sods that flanked the
+mound, and knelt by his side so that he might support him somewhat. To
+one who had been on battle-fields there was no need to wonder what to
+do. It was a matter not of minutes but of seconds. The mute eyes met his
+dimly; he heard the single whisper, "Hilda," and then, without a tremor,
+Garnet, self-murdered, pressed a little more heavily against his arm and
+lay across the yet unfinished grave of his State-murdered wife.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII"></a>CHAPTER VIII</h2>
+
+<h3>TANTROY EARNS HIS WAGE</h3>
+
+
+<p>"I think," observed Salt reflectively, soon after his return, "that you
+had better take a short holiday now, Miss Lisle."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Lisle looked up from her work&mdash;she was not addressing circulars, it
+may be stated&mdash;with an expression not quite devoid of suspicion.</p>
+
+<p>"I will, if you wish me to do so, sir," she replied meekly. "But,
+personally, I do not require one."</p>
+
+<p>"You have been of great use to us while I was away," he explained
+kindly, but with official precision, "and now that I am back again you
+have the opportunity."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Lisle coloured rather rapturously at the formal praise, but the
+astute young woman did not allow her exaltation to beguile her senses.</p>
+
+<p>"A week's holiday?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"I would suggest a fortnight," he replied.</p>
+
+<p>"That would be until the end of June?"</p>
+
+<p>Salt agreed.</p>
+
+<p>"Then nothing is likely to happen before the end of June?"</p>
+
+<p>He laughed frankly. There was no trace of the mystery and restraint, of
+the electric tension in the air, that forerun portentous events, as we
+are told, to be noticed about the office of the League.</p>
+
+<p>"A great deal may happen before that time, but nothing, I think I can
+assure you, that comes within your meaning."</p>
+
+<p>"Is there any particular place that you would like me to go to?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, not at all. Forget Trafalgar Chambers and business entirely for the
+time."</p>
+
+<p>Possibly Miss Lisle had looked for some hidden meaning behind the simple
+suggestion of a holiday: had anticipated "another secret process down
+another little lane." At any rate, she did not rejoice at the prospect;
+on the contrary, she declined it.</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, sir," she replied, "but unless it is for your convenience, I
+should prefer to go on addressing circulars."</p>
+
+<p>Salt frowned slightly and smiled slightly, and inwardly admitted to
+himself that he had probably expected worse things when he had first
+accepted Miss Lisle's services.</p>
+
+<p>"I am a very plain, straightforward person in all my dealings," he
+remarked, "and you, outside the strict line of work here, have an
+oblique vein that taxes the imagination. Further, it carries the sting
+that with all you generally arrive at the same conclusion as I do, only
+a little earlier."</p>
+
+<p>"I have a loathsome, repulsive nature, I know," admitted Irene
+cheerfully. "Trivial, ill-mannered, suspicious. I require strict
+discipline. That is why I am better here."</p>
+
+<p>"So far I have not been inconvenienced by the two first characteristics.
+It is a mistake, perhaps, to be over-suspicious."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," agreed the lady with a level glance. "It only ends in you finding
+people out, when otherwise you might have gone on believing in them to
+the last."</p>
+
+<p>Salt had only known Miss Lisle for a few months, and for a third of the
+period he had not seen her. But he knew that when she showed a
+disposition to take up his time something more than the amenities of
+conversation lay behind her words. He remembered that level glance. It
+foreshadowed another "long pointless tale."</p>
+
+<p>"For instance?" he suggested encouragingly.</p>
+
+<p>"If I left this office locked when I went out to lunch, for instance,
+and found it still locked but the papers slightly disarranged on my
+return," she replied.</p>
+
+<p>"Anything more?"</p>
+
+<p>"It is very unpleasant to set traps, of course, but if I put a little
+dab of typewriter ink on the inner handle of the door when I next went
+out, and subsequently found a slight stain of a similar colour on my
+white glove after shaking hands with some one, the suspicion would be
+deepened."</p>
+
+<p>"I think that the matter is of sufficient importance for you to tell me
+all you know," he said gravely. "If you hesitate to be definite for fear
+of making a mistake, I will take pains to verify your suspicions and I
+will accept all responsibility."</p>
+
+<p>"Then I accuse Mr Tantroy of being a paid spy in the service of the
+Government."</p>
+
+<p>"Tantroy!" exclaimed Salt with a momentary feeling of incredulity.
+"Tantroy! It seems impossible, but, after all, it is possible enough.
+You know, of course, that he has a room here now, and might even think
+in his inexperience that he was at liberty to come into this office at
+any time."</p>
+
+<p>"But not to take impressions of my keys and have duplicates made; nor to
+copy extracts in my absence; nor to open and examine the cipher
+typewriter."</p>
+
+<p>"Has that been left unlocked?" he demanded sharply.</p>
+
+<p>"No," she replied. "You have the only key that I know of. But it <i>has</i>
+been unlocked, and I infer that the code has been copied."</p>
+
+<p>For quite three minutes there was silence. Salt was thinking, not idly,
+but estimating exactly the effect of what had happened. Miss Lisle was
+waiting, with somewhat rare perception, until he was ready to continue.</p>
+
+<p>"Sooner or later something of the sort was bound to come," he summed up
+quietly, without a trace of discomfiture. "It is only the personality
+that is surprising. His interests are identical with ours; he has
+everything to gain by our success. Why; why on earth?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think that I can explain that in three words," suggested Miss Lisle.
+"Velma St Saint."</p>
+
+<p>Salt looked enquiringly. He had forgotten the Hon. Freddy's deity for
+the moment.</p>
+
+<p>"Of the Vivarium," added Irene.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, the lady who hangs by her toes," he remarked with enlightenment.</p>
+
+<p>"'The World's Greatest Inverted Cantatrice'!" quoted Miss Lisle. "That
+is her celebrated 'Upside Down' song that the organ is playing in the
+street below. A few years ago she got a week's engagement at the Elysium
+at a salary of eighty pounds. She calculated from that that she could
+afford to spend four thousand a year, and although all theatrical
+incomes have steadily declined ever since until she only gets ten pounds
+a week now, she has never been able to make any difference in her style
+of living.... Of course there is a deficit to be made up."</p>
+
+<p>"It is just as well. If it had not been Tantroy it would have been some
+one abler. Now what has he done, what has he learned?"</p>
+
+<p>"Duplicate keys of this door and of my desk have been made. The lock of
+the cipher typewriter case is not of an elaborate pattern, and any one
+bringing a quantity of keys of the right size would probably find one to
+answer. I don't think that either your desk or the safe has been opened;
+certainly not since I began to notice. The papers to which he would have
+access are consequently not highly important."</p>
+
+<p>"Letters?" suggested Salt. "For instance, my letters lying here until
+you forwarded them. There is a post in at eight o'clock in the morning;
+others after you have left up to ten at night. There would be every
+opportunity for abstracting some, opening them at leisure, and then
+dropping them into the letter-box again a little later."</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Miss Lisle. "I took precautions against that."</p>
+
+<p>"How?" he demanded, and waited very keenly for her answer.</p>
+
+<p>"Simply by arriving here before eight and remaining until ten."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you." It was all he said, but it did not leave Miss Lisle with
+the empty feeling that virtue had merely been its own reward.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps I ought to add that Mr Tantroy tried to get information from
+me," she remarked distantly. "He&mdash;he came here frequently and wished me
+to accept presents; boxes of chocolate at first, I think, and jewellery
+afterwards. It was a mistake he made."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," assented Salt thoughtfully, "I think it was. There is one other
+thing, Miss Lisle. You could scarcely know with whom he was negotiating
+on the other side?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," she admitted regretfully; "I had not sufficient time. That was why
+I did not wish to go away just now."</p>
+
+<p>"I do not think that you need hesitate to leave it now. I am not taking
+it out of your hands, only carrying on another phase that you have made
+possible. It will simplify matters if I have the office to myself. Could
+you find an opportunity for telling Tantroy casually that you are taking
+a fortnight's holiday?"</p>
+
+<p>Her answer hung just a moment. Had he known Tantroy better he might have
+guessed. "Yes, certainly," she replied hastily, with a little stumble in
+her speech.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps he guessed. "No," he corrected himself. "On second thoughts, it
+does not matter."</p>
+
+<p>"I do not mind," she protested loyally.</p>
+
+<p>"If it were necessary I should not hesitate to ask you," he replied half
+brusquely. "It is not."</p>
+
+<p>"Very well. I will go to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>That evening, when he was alone. Salt unlocked the typewriter case to
+which Miss Lisle had alluded, took out the machine, and seating himself
+before it proceeded to compose a letter upon which he seemed to spend
+much consideration. As his fingers struck the keys, upon the sheet of
+paper in the carrier there appeared the following mystifying
+composition:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">kbeljsl<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">wopmjvsjxkivslilscalkwespljkjscwecsspssp<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">fxfejsloxmjcneoeqjdncs&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>It was, in fact, as Miss Lisle had said, a code typewriter. The letters
+which appeared on the paper did not correspond with the letters on the
+keys. According to the keyboard the writing should have been:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">mydrstr<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">nwhvsltscmpltrprtbfrmndthrsmstbndbtthtth<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">prpslhvfrmltdsfsblndth&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>and signified, to resolve it into its ultimate form:</p>
+
+<blockquote><p><span class="smcap">My Dear Estair</span>,&mdash;I now have Salt's complete report before me,
+and there seems to be no doubt that the proposal I have
+formulated is feasible, and the&mdash;&mdash;</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>Written without vowels, stops, capitals, or spaces, this gave a very
+serviceable cryptograph, but there was an added safeguard. After
+completing the first line the writer moved a shift-key and brought
+another set of symbols into play&mdash;or, rather, the same symbols under a
+different arrangement. The process was repeated for the third line, and
+then the fourth line returned to the system of the first. Thus three
+codes were really in operation, and the danger of the key being found by
+the frequent recurrence of certain symbols (the most fruitful cause of
+detection) was almost overcome. Six identical machines were in
+existence. One has been accounted for; Sir John Hampden had another; and
+a third was in the possession of Robert Estair, the venerable titular
+head of the combined Imperial party. A sociable young publican, who had
+a very snug house in the neighbourhood of Westminster Abbey, could have
+put his hand upon the fourth; the fifth was in the office of a
+super-phosphate company carrying on an unostentatious business down a
+quiet little lane about ten or a dozen miles out of London; and the
+sixth had fallen to the lot of a busy journalist, who seemed to have the
+happy knack of getting political articles and paragraphs accepted
+without demur by all the leading newspapers by the simple expedient of
+scribbling "Urgent" and some one else's initials across the envelopes he
+sent them in. Communications of the highest importance never reached the
+stage of ink and paper, but the six machines were in frequent use. In
+<i>bonâ fide</i> communications the customary phraseology with which letters
+begin and end was not used, it is perhaps unnecessary to say. So obvious
+a clue as the short line "kbeljsl" at the head of a letter addressed to
+Estair would be as fatal to the secrecy of any code as the cartouched
+"Cleopatra" and "Ptolemy" were to the mystery of Egyptian hieroglyphics.
+That Salt wrote it may be taken as an indication that he had another end
+in view; and it is sometimes a mistake to overrate the intelligence of
+your opponents. When the letter was finished he put it away in his
+pocket-book, arranged the fastenings of both safe and desk so that he
+could tell if they had been disturbed, and then went home.</p>
+
+<p>The next morning his preparations advanced another step. He brought with
+him a new letter copying-book, a silver cigarette-case with a plain
+polished surface, and a small jar of some oily preparation. With a
+little of the substance from the jar he smeared the cigarette-case all
+over, wiped away the greater part again until nothing but an almost
+imperceptible trace remained, and then placed it carefully within his
+desk. The next detail was to write a dozen letters with dates extending
+over the last few days. All were short; all were quite unimportant; they
+were chiefly concerned with appointments, references to future League
+meetings, and the like. Some few were written in cipher, but the
+majority were plain reading, and Salt signed them all in Sir John's
+name, appending his own initials. To sign the long letter which he had
+already written he cut off from a note in the baronet's own handwriting
+the signature "John Hampden," fastened it lightly at the foot of the
+typewritten sheet, and then proceeded to copy all the letters into the
+new book. The effect was patent: one letter and one alone stood out
+among the rest as of pre-eminent importance. The completion was reached
+by gumming upon the back of the book a label inscribed "Hampden.
+Private," treating the leather binding with a coating of the preparation
+from the jar, and finally substituting it in the safe in place of the
+genuine volume. Then he burned his originals of all the fictitious
+letters and turned to other matters.</p>
+
+<p>It was not until two days later that Mr Tantroy paid Salt a passing
+visit. He dropped in in a friendly way with the plea that the burden of
+his own society in his own room, where he apparently spent two hours
+daily in thinking deeply, had grown intolerable.</p>
+
+<p>"You are always such a jolly busy, energetic chap, Salt, that it quite
+bucks me up to watch you," he explained.</p>
+
+<p>Salt, however, was not busy that afternoon. He only excused himself to
+ring for a note, which was lying before him already addressed, to be
+taken out, and then gave his visitor an undivided attention. He was
+positively entertaining over his recent journeyings. Freddy Tantroy had
+never thought that the chap had so much in him before.</p>
+
+<p>"Jolly quaint set of beggars you must have had to do with," he remarked.
+"Thought that you were having gilded flutter Monte Carlo, or Margate, or
+some of those places where crowds people go."</p>
+
+<p>Salt looked across at him with a smile. "I think that there was an
+impression of that sort given out," he replied. "But, between ourselves,
+it was strictly on a matter of business."</p>
+
+<p>"We League Johnnies do get most frightfully rushed," said Freddy
+sympathetically. "Bring it off?"</p>
+
+<p>"Better than I had expected. I don't think it will be long before we
+begin to move now. You would be surprised if I could tell you of the
+unexpected form it will take."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't see why you shouldn't," dropped Tantroy negligently.</p>
+
+<p>Salt allowed the moment to pass on a note of indecision.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps I am speaking prematurely," he qualified. "Things are only
+evolving at the moment, and I don't suppose that there will be anything
+at all doing during the next few weeks. I have even sent Miss Lisle off
+on a holiday."</p>
+
+<p>"Noticed the fair Irene's empty chair," said Freddy. "For long?"</p>
+
+<p>"I told her to take a fortnight. She can have longer if she wants."</p>
+
+<p>"Wish Sir John could spare me; but simply won't hear of it. Don't fancy
+you find girl much good, though."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, she is painstaking," put in her employer tolerantly.</p>
+
+<p>"No initiative," declared Tantroy solemnly. "No idea of rising to the
+occasion or of making use of her opportunities."</p>
+
+<p>"You noticed that?" To Freddy's imagination it seemed as though Salt was
+regarding him with open admiration.</p>
+
+<p>He wagged his head judicially. "I knew you'd like me to keep eye on
+things while you were away," he said, "so I looked in here occasionally
+as I passed. Don't believe she had any idea what to do. Invariably found
+her sitting here in gilded idleness at every hour of the day. If I were
+you, should sack her while she is away."</p>
+
+<p>Salt thought it as well to change the subject.</p>
+
+<p>"By the way," he remarked, "I came across what seemed to me a rather
+good thing in cigarettes at Cardiff, and I wanted to ask your opinion
+about them. It's a new leaf&mdash;Bolivian with a Virginian blend, not on the
+market yet. I wish you'd try one now."</p>
+
+<p>There was nothing Freddy Tantroy liked better than being asked to give
+his opinion on tobacco from the standpoint of an expert. He took the
+case held out to him, selected a cigarette with grave deliberation, and
+leaned back in his chair with a critical air, preparing to deliver
+judgment. Salt returned the case to its compartment in the desk.</p>
+
+<p>"It has a very distinctive aroma," announced Freddy sagely, after he had
+drawn a few whiffs, held the cigarette under his nose, waved it slowly
+in the air before him, and resorted to several other devices of
+connoisseurship.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought so too," agreed Salt. He had bought a suitable packet of some
+obscure brand in a side street, as he walked to the office two days
+before.</p>
+
+<p>"Cardiff," mused Tantroy. "Variety grotesque holes you seem to have
+explored, Salt."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I had to see a lot of men all over the place. I got a few packets
+of these from a docker who had them from a South American merchant in a
+roundabout way. Smuggled, of course." All along, his conversation had
+touched upon labourers, mill-hands, miners, and other sons of toil.
+Apparently, as Tantroy noted, he had scarcely associated with any other
+class. He was lying deliberately, and in a manner calculated to alienate
+the sympathy of many excellent people; for there is a worthy and not
+inconsiderable class with an ineradicable conviction that although in a
+just cause the sixth commandment may be suspended, as it were by Act of
+Parliament, and the killing of your enemy become an active virtue, yet
+in no case is it permissible to tell him a falsehood. If it is necessary
+to deceive him the end must be gained by leading him to it by inference.
+But Salt belonged to a hard-grained school which believed in doing
+things thoroughly, and when on active service he swept the sophistries
+away. He had to mislead a man whose very existence he believed to be
+steeped in treachery and falsehood, and, as the most effectual way, he
+lied deliberately to him.</p>
+
+<p>"Frantic adventure," drawled Tantroy. "Didn't know League dealt in
+people that kind."</p>
+
+<p>"Of course, I saw all sorts," corrected Salt hastily, as though he
+feared that he had indicated too closely the trend of his business;
+"only it happened that those were the most amusing," and to emphasise
+the fact he launched into another anecdote. At an out-of-the-way village
+there was neither hotel nor inn. His business was unfinished, and it was
+desirable that he should stay the night there. At last he heard of a
+small farm-house where apartments were occasionally let, and, making his
+way there, he asked if he could have a room. The woman seemed doubtful.
+"Of course, as I am a stranger, I should wish to pay you in advance,"
+said Salt. "It isn't that, sir," replied the hostess, "but I like to be
+sure of making people comfortable." "I don't think that we shall
+disagree about that," he urged. "Perhaps not," she admitted, "but the
+last gentleman was very hard to please. Everything I got him he'd had
+better somewhere else till he was sick of it. But," she added in a burst
+of confidence, "look what a swell <i>he</i> was! I knew that nothing would
+satisfy him when I saw him come in a motor-car puffed out with rheumatic
+tyres, and wearing a pair of them <i>blasé</i> kid boots."</p>
+
+<p>Tantroy contributed an appreciative cackle, and Salt, leaning back in
+his chair, pressed against a pile of books standing on his desk so that
+they fell to the ground with a crash.</p>
+
+<p>By the time he had picked them up again a telegram was waiting at his
+elbow. He took it, opened it with a word of apology, and with a sharp
+exclamation pulled out his watch. Before Tantroy could realise what was
+happening, Salt had caught up his hat and gloves, slammed down his
+self-locking desk, and, after a single hasty glance round the room, was
+standing at the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me, won't you?" he called back. "Most important. Can just catch
+a train. Pull my door to after you, please," and the next minute he was
+gone.</p>
+
+<p>Left to himself, Tantroy's first action was not an unnatural one in the
+circumstance. He picked up the telegram which Salt had left in his wild
+hurry and read it. "<i>Come at once, if you wish to see Vernon alive</i>,"
+was the imperative message, and it appeared to have been handed in at
+Croydon half an hour before. He stepped to the window, and from behind
+the curtains he saw Salt run down the steps into the road, call a hansom
+from the rank near at hand, and disappear in the direction of Victoria
+at a gallop.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tantroy sat down again, and his eyes ran over the various objects in
+the room in quick succession. The code typewriter. He had all he wanted
+from that. Salt's desk. Locked, of course. The girl's desk. Locked, and,
+as he knew, not worth the trouble of unlocking with his duplicate key.
+The safe&mdash;&mdash;His heart gave a bound, his eyes stood wide in incredulous
+surprise, and he sprang to his feet and stealthily crossed the room to
+make sure of his astounding luck. The safe was unlocked! The door stood
+just an inch or so ajar, and Salt, having failed to notice it in his
+hurried glance, was on his way to Croydon!</p>
+
+<p>Living in a pretentious, breathless age, drawn into a social circle
+beside whose feverish artificiality the <i>natural</i> artificiality
+inseparable from any phase of civilisation stood comparable to a sturdy,
+healthy tree, badly brought up, neglected, petted, the Honourable
+Frederick Tantroy had grown to the form of the vacuous pose which he had
+adopted. Beneath it lay his real character. A moderately honest man
+would not have played his part, but an utterly weak one could not have
+played it. It demanded certain qualities not contemptible. There were
+risks to be taken, and he was prepared to take them, and in their
+presence his face took on a stronger, even better, look. He bolted the
+door on the inside, picked up a few sheets of paper from the desk-top,
+and without any sign of nervousness or haste began to do his work.</p>
+
+<p>It was fully three hours later when Salt returned; for with that extreme
+passion for covering every possible contingency that marked his career,
+he had been to Croydon. Many a better scheme has failed through the
+neglect of a smaller detail. The room, when he entered it and secured
+the door, looked exactly as when he left, three hours before. For all
+the disarrangement he had caused, Tantroy might have melted out of it.</p>
+
+<p>On the top of his desk, at the side nearest to the safe, lay a packet of
+octavo scribbling paper. He took out the sheets and twice counted them.
+Thirty-one, and he had left thirty-four. His face betrayed no emotion.
+Satisfaction at having outwitted a spy was merged in regret that there
+must need be one, and pain on Hampden's account that his nephew should
+be the traitor. He unlocked his desk and carefully lifted out the
+cigarette-case, pulled open the safe door, and took up the fictitious
+letter-book. To the naked eye the finger-prints on each were scarcely
+discernible, but under the magnifying lenses of the superimposing glass
+all doubt was finally dispelled. They were there, they corresponded,
+they were identical. Thumb to thumb, finger to finger, and line to line
+they fitted over one another without a blur or fault. It was, as it
+often proved to be in those days, hanging evidence.</p>
+
+<p>Salt relocked the safe, tore out the used pages of the letter-book, and
+reduced them to ashes on the spot. The less important remains of the
+book he took with him to his chambers, and there burned them from cover
+to cover before he went to bed.</p>
+
+<p>It had served its purpose, and not a legitimate trace remained. Around
+the stolen copy the policy of the coming strife might crystallise, and
+towards any issue it might raise Salt could look with confidence.
+Finally, if the unforeseen arose, the way was clear for Sir John to
+denounce a shameless forgery, and who could contradict his indignant
+word?</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX"></a>CHAPTER IX</h2>
+
+<h3>SECRET HISTORY</h3>
+
+
+<p>Under succeeding administrations, each pledged to a larger policy to
+themselves and a smaller one towards every one else, most of the
+traditional outward forms of government had continued to be observed.
+Thus there was a Minister for the Colonies, though the Colonies
+themselves had shamefacedly one by one dropped off into the troubled
+waters of weak independence, or else clung on with pathetic loyalty in
+spite of rebuff after rebuff, and the disintegration of all mutual
+interests, until nothing but the most shadowy bond remained. There was a
+Secretary of State for War in spite of the fact that the flag which the
+Government nailed to the mast when it entered into negotiations with an
+aggrieved and aggressive Power, bore the legend, "Peace at any Price.
+None but a Coward Strikes the Weak." There had been more than one First
+Lord of the Admiralty whose maritime experience had begun and ended on
+the familiar deck of the <i>Koh-I-Noor</i>. There were practically all the
+usual officers of ministerial rank&mdash;and the recipients of ministerial
+salaries.</p>
+
+<p>Apart from the enjoyment of the title and the salary, however, there
+were a few members of the Cabinet who exercised no real authority. Lord
+Henry Stokes had been the last of upper class politicians of standing to
+accept office under the new <i>régime</i>. Largely in sympathy with the
+democratic tendency of the age, optimistic as to the growth of
+moderation and restraint in the ranks of the mushroom party, and
+actuated by the most sterling patriotism, Lord Henry had essayed the
+superhuman task of premiership. Superhuman it was, because no mortal
+could have combined the qualities necessary for success in the face of
+the fierce distrust and jealousy which his rank and social position
+excited in the minds of the rawer recruits of his own party; superhuman,
+because no man possessing his convictions could have long reconciled
+with them the growing and not diminishing illiberality of those whom he
+was to lead. There were dissensions, suspicions, and recriminations from
+the first. The end came in a tragic scene, unparalleled among the many
+historic spectacles which the House has witnessed. A trivial point in
+the naval estimates was under discussion, and Lord Henry, totally out of
+sympathy with the bulk of his nominal following, had risen to patch up
+the situation on the best terms he could. At the end of a studiously
+moderate speech, which had provoked cheers from the opposition and
+murmurs of dissent from his own party throughout, he had wound up his
+plea for unity, toleration, and patriotism, with the following words:
+"It is true that here no Government measure is at stake, no crisis is
+involved, and honourable members on this side of the House are free of
+party trammels and at liberty to vote as seems best to each. But if the
+motion should be persisted in, an inevitable conclusion must be faced,
+an irretrievable step will have been taken, and of the moral outcome of
+that act who dare trace the end?"</p>
+
+<p>There was just a perceptible pause of sullen silence, then from among
+the compact mass that sat behind their leader rose a coarse voice,
+charged with a squiggling laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"We give it up, 'Enry. If it's a riddle about morals, suppose you ask
+little Flo?"</p>
+
+<p>It was an aside&mdash;it was afterwards claimed that it was a drunken
+whisper&mdash;but it was heard, as it was meant to be heard, throughout the
+crowded Chamber. From the opposition ranks there was torn a cry, almost
+of horror, at the enormity of the insult, at the direful profanation of
+the House. Responsible members of the Government turned angrily,
+imploringly, frantically upon their followers. At least half of these,
+sitting pained and scandalised, needed no restraint, but from the
+malcontents and extreme wings came shriek upon shriek of boisterous
+mirth, as they rocked with laughter about their seats. As for Lord
+Henry, sitting immobile as he scanned a paper in his hand, he did not
+appear to have heard at first, nor even to have noticed that anything
+unusual was taking place. But the next minute he turned deadly pale,
+began to tremble violently, and with a low and hurried, "Your help,
+Meadowsweet!" he stumbled from the Hall.</p>
+
+<p>For twenty years he had been a member of the House, years of
+full-blooded politics when party strife ran strong, but never before had
+the vaguest innuendo from that deep-seared, unforgotten past dropped
+from an opponent's lips. It had been reserved for his own party to
+achieve that distinction and to exact the crowning phase of penance in
+nature's inexorable cycle.</p>
+
+<p>Apologists afterwards claimed that too much had been made of the
+incident&mdash;that much worse things were often said, and passed, at the
+meetings of Boards of Guardians and Borough Councils. It was as true as
+it was biting: worse things were said at Borough Councils, and the
+Mother of Parliaments had sunk to the rhetorical level of a Borough
+Council.</p>
+
+<p>Stokes never took his seat again, and with him there passed out of that
+arena the last of a hopeful patriotic group, whose only failure was that
+they tried to reconcile two irreconcilable forces of their times.</p>
+
+<p>It did not result, however, that no men of social position were to be
+found among the Labour benches. There was a demand, and there followed
+the supply. Rank, mediocrity, and moral obsequiousness were the
+essentials for their posts. There were no more Stokeses to be had, so
+obliging creatures were obtained who were willing for a consideration to
+be paraded as the successors to his patriotic mantle. They were plainly
+made to understand their position, and if they ventured to show
+individuality they soon resigned. Nominally occupying high offices, they
+had neither influence, power, nor respect; like Marlborough in
+compliance they had "to do it for their bread." They were ruled by their
+junior lords, assistants, and underlings in various degrees. Many of
+these men, too strong to be ignored, were frankly recognised to be
+impossible in the chief offices of State. As a consequence the Cabinet
+soon became an empty form. Its councils were still held, but the
+proceedings were cut and dried in advance. The real assembly that
+dictated the policy of the Government was the Expediency Council, held
+informally as the necessity arose.</p>
+
+<p>The gathering which was taking place at the Premier's house on this
+occasion had been convened for the purpose of clearing the air with
+regard to the policy to be pursued at home. The Government had come into
+power with very liberal ideas on the question of what ought to be done
+for the working classes. They had made good their promises, and still
+that free and enlightened body, having found by experience that they
+only had to ask often enough and loudly enough to be met in their
+demands, were already clamouring for more. The most moderate section of
+the Government was of opinion that the limit had been reached; others
+thought that the limit lay yet a little further on; the irresponsibles
+denied that any limit could be fixed at all. That had been the
+experience of every administration for a long time past, and each one in
+turn had been succeeded by its malcontents.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Strummery, the Premier, did not occupy the official residence
+provided for him. Mrs Strummery, an excellent lady who had once been
+heard to remark that she could never understand why her husband was
+called <i>Prime Minister</i> when he was not a <i>minister</i> at all, flatly
+declared that the work of cleaning the windows alone of the house in
+Downing Street put it out of the question. Even Mr Strummery, who, among
+his political associates, was reported to have rather exalted ideas of
+the dignity of his position, came to the conclusion, after fully
+considering the residence from every standpoint, that he might not feel
+really at home there. It was therefore let, furnished, to an American
+lady who engineered wealthy <i>débutantes</i> from her native land into "the
+best" English society, and the Strummerys found more congenial
+surroundings in Brandenburg Place. There, within a convenient distance
+of the Hampstead Road and other choice shopping centres, Mrs Strummery,
+like the wife of another eminent statesman whose statue stood almost
+within sight of her bedroom windows, was able to indulge in her amiable
+foible for cheap marketing. And if the two ladies had this in common,
+the points of resemblance between their respective lords (the moral side
+excluded) might be multiplied many-fold, for no phrase put into Mr
+Strummery's mouth could epigrammatise his point of view more concisely
+than Fox's inopportune toast, "Our Sovereign: the People." History's
+dispassionate comment was that the sentiment which lost the abler man
+his Privy Councillorship in his day, gained for the other a Premiership
+a century later.</p>
+
+<p>"One thing that gets me is why no one ever seems to take any notice of
+us when we have a Council on," remarked the President of the Board of
+Education with an involuntary plaint in his voice. He was standing on
+the balcony outside the large front room on Mr Strummery's first
+floor&mdash;a room which boasted the noble proportions of a <i>salon</i>, and
+possibly served as one in Georgian days. Certainly Brandenburg Place did
+not present a spectacle of fluttering animation at the prospect of
+seeing the great ones of the land assembling within its bounds. At one
+end of the thoroughfare a milkman was going from area to area with a
+prolonged melancholy cry more suggestive of Stoke Poges churchyard than
+of any other spot on earth; at the opposite end a grocer's errand boy,
+with basket resourcefully inverted upon his head, had sunk down by the
+railings to sip the nectar from a few more pages of "Iroquois Ike's Last
+Hope; or, The Phantom Cow-Puncher's Bride." Midway between the two a
+cat, in the act of crossing the road, had stopped to twitch a forepaw
+with that air of imperturbable deliberateness in its movements that no
+other created thing can ever succeed in attaining. In a house opposite
+some one was rattling off the exhilarating strains of "Humming Ephraim,"
+but even when a hansom cab and two four-wheelers drove up in quick
+succession to the Premier's door, no one betrayed curiosity to the
+extent of looking out of the window. The Minister of Education noted
+these things as he stood on the balcony, and possibly he felt another
+phase of the gratitude of men that often left Mr Wordsworth mourning. "I
+can remember the time when crowds used to wait hours in the rain along
+Downing Street&mdash;our people, too&mdash;to catch a sight of Estair or
+Nettlebury. I won't exactly say that it annoys me, because I've seen too
+much of the hollowness of things for that, but it certainly is rummy why
+it should be so."</p>
+
+<p>"A very good thing, too," commented the Premier briskly from the room.
+"I don't know that we could have a greater compliment. The people know
+that we are plain, straightforward men like themselves, and they know
+that we are doing our work without having to come and see us at it. They
+don't regard us almost as little deities&mdash;interesting to see, but quite
+different and above themselves. That's why."</p>
+
+<p>Every one in the room said "Hear! Hear!" as though that exactly defined
+his own sentiments; and every one in the room looked rather sad, as
+though at the back of their collective minds there lurked a doubt
+whether it might not be more pleasant to be regarded almost as little
+deities.</p>
+
+<p>"You needn't go as far back as Estair and Nettlebury," put in Vossit of
+the Treasury. "See how they fairly 'um round Hampden whenever he's
+about."</p>
+
+<p>"Not us," interposed another man emphatically. "Let them go on their own
+messin' way; it'll do us no harm. You never saw a working man at any of
+their high and mighty meetings."</p>
+
+<p>"So much the worse, for they didn't want them. But there ought to have
+been working men there, from the very first meeting until now." The
+speaker was one of the most recent additions to the potent circle of the
+Brandenburg Place councils, and the freedom of criticism which he
+allowed himself had already been the subject of pained comment on the
+part of a section of his seniors.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," suggested some one, with politely-pointed meaning, "I don't know
+what's to prevent one individual from attending a meeting if he so
+wants. He'd probably find one going on somewhere at this minute if he
+looked round hard. Doesn't seem to me that any one's holding him back."</p>
+
+<p>"Now, now," reproved Mr Guppling, the Postmaster-General, "let the man
+speak if he has anything on his mind. Come now, comrade, what do you
+mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know what I mean," replied the comrade, at which there was a
+general shout of laughter. "I don't know what I mean," he continued,
+having secured general attention by this simple device of oratory,
+"because I am told in those Government quarters where I ought to be able
+to find information, that no information has been collected, no
+systematic enquiries made, nothing is known, in fact. Therefore, I do
+not know what I mean because I do not know&mdash;none of us know&mdash;what the
+Unity League means. But I know this: that a hostile organisation of over
+a million and a half strong&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Dissent came forcibly from every quarter of the room. "Not half!" was
+the milder form it took.</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;&mdash;of over a million and a half strong," continued the speaker
+grimly&mdash;"perhaps more, in fact, than all our Trades Unions put
+together&mdash;with an income very little less than what all the Trades
+Unions put together used to have, and funds in hand probably more, is a
+living menace in our midst, and ought to have been closely watched."</p>
+
+<p>"It keeps 'em quiet," urged the Foreign Under-Secretary.</p>
+
+<p>"Too quiet. I don't like my enemy to be quiet. I prefer him to be
+talking large and telling us exactly what he's going to do."</p>
+
+<p>"They're going to chuck us out, Tirrel; that's what they're going to
+do," said a sarcastic comrade playfully. "So was the Buttercup League,
+so was the Liberal-Conservative alliance. Lo, history repeats itself!"</p>
+
+<p>"I see a long line of strong men fallen in the past&mdash;premiers, popes,
+kings, generals, ambassadors," replied Tirrel. "They all took it for
+granted that when they had got their positions they could keep them
+without troubling about their enemies any more. That's generally the
+repeating point in history."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Strummery felt that the instances were perhaps getting too near home.
+"Come, come, chaps, and Comrade Tirrel in particular," he said mildly,
+"don't imagine that nothing is being done in the proper quarter because
+you mayn't hear much talk about it. Our Executives work and don't talk.
+I think that you may trust our good comrade Tubes to keep an eye on the
+Unity League."</p>
+
+<p>"Wish he'd keep an eye on the clock," murmured a captious member. "Not
+once," he added conclusively, "but three times out of four."</p>
+
+<p>There was a vigorous knock at the front door, and the hurried footsteps
+of some one ascending the stairs with the consciousness that he was
+late.</p>
+
+<p>"Talk of Tubes and you'll have a puncture," confided a comrade of
+humorous bent to his neighbour, and on the words the Home Secretary,
+certainly with very little breath left in him, entered the room and made
+his apologies.</p>
+
+<p>The special business for which the Council had been called together was
+to consider a series of reports from the constituencies, and to decide
+how to be influenced by their tenor. The Government had no desire to
+wait for a general election in order to find out the views of the
+electors of the country; given a close summary of those sentiments, it
+might be possible to fall in with their wishes, and thereby to be spared
+the anxiety of an election until their septennial existence had run its
+course; or, if forced by the action of their own malcontents to take
+that unwelcome step, at least to cut the ground from beneath their
+opponents' feet in advance.</p>
+
+<p>If there was not complete unanimity among those present, there was no
+distinct line of variance. Men of the extremest views had naturally not
+been included, and although the prevailing opinion was that the
+conditions of labour had been put upon a fair and equitable basis during
+their tenure of office&mdash;or as far in that direction as it was possible
+to go without utterly stampeding capitalists and ratepayers from the
+country&mdash;there were many who were prepared to go yet a little further if
+it seemed desirable.</p>
+
+<p>Judging from the summarised reports, it did seem desirable. From the
+mills of Lancashire and Yorkshire, the coal-pits of the north and west,
+the iron fields of the Midlands, the quarries of Derbyshire, the boot
+factories of Northampton and the lace factories of Nottingham, from
+every swarming port around the coast, and from that vast cosmopolitan
+clearing house, the Capital itself, came the same tale. The people did
+not find themselves so well off as they wished to be; they were, in
+fact, rather poorer than before. There was nothing local about it. The
+Thurso flag-stone hewer shared the symptoms with his Celtic brother,
+digging out tin and copper from beneath the Atlantic waters beyond
+Pendeen; the Pembroke dock-hand and the Ipswich mechanic were in just
+the same position. When industries collapsed, as industries had an
+unhappy character for doing about the period, no one had any reserves.
+It was possible to live by provision of the Government, but the working
+man had been educated up to requiring a great deal more than bare
+living. When wages went down in spite of all artificial inflation, or
+short time was declared, a great many working-class houses, financed
+from week to week but up to the hilt in debt, went down too. The
+agricultural labourer was the least disturbed; he had had the least done
+for him, and he had never known a "boom." The paradox remained that with
+more money the majority of the poor were poorer than before, and they
+were worse than poor, for they were dissatisfied. The remedy, of course,
+was for some one to give them still more money, not for them to spend
+less. The shortest way to that remedy, as they had been well taught by
+their agitators in the past, was to clamour for the Government to do
+something else for them, and therefore they were clamouring now.</p>
+
+<p>"That is the position," announced Mr Tubes, when he had finished reading
+the general summary. "The question it raises may not be exactly urgent,
+but it is at least pressing. On the one hand, there is the undoubted
+feeling of grievance existing among a large proportion of electors&mdash;our
+own people. On the other hand, there is the serious question of national
+finances not to be overlooked. As the matter is one that must ultimately
+concern me more closely than anybody else, I will reserve my own opinion
+to the last."</p>
+
+<p>The view taken by those present has already been indicated. Their
+platform was that of Moderate Socialism; they wished it always to be
+understood that they were practical. They had the interest of their
+fellow working men (certainly of no other class of the community) at
+heart, but as Practical Socialists they had a suspicion (taking the
+condition of the Exchequer into consideration) that for the moment they
+had reached the limit of Practical Socialism. There was an undoubted
+dilemma. If a mistake of policy on their part let in the impractical
+Socialists, the result would be disastrous. Most of them regarded the
+danger as infinitesimal; like every other political party during the
+last two centuries, they felt that they could rely on the "sound
+common-sense of the community." Still, admitting a possibility, even if
+it was microscopic, might it not be more&mdash;say practically socialistic
+(the word "patriotic" had long been expunged from their vocabulary) in
+the end to make some slight concessions? If there existed a more
+material inducement it was not referred to, and any ingenuous comrade,
+using as an argument in favour of compliance a homely proverb anent the
+inadvisability of quarrelling with one's bread and butter, would have
+been promptly discouraged. Yet, although the actors themselves in this
+great morality play apparently overlooked the consideration, it is
+impossible for the spectator to ignore the fact. Some few members of the
+Cabinet might have provided for a rainy day, but even to many of
+official class, and practically to all of the rank and file, a reversal
+at the polls must mean that they would have to give up a variety of
+highly-esteemed privileges and return to private life in less
+interesting capacities, some in very humble ones indeed.</p>
+
+<p>It ended, as it was bound to end, in compromise. They would not play
+into the hands of the extreme party and ignore the voice of the
+constituencies; they would not be false to their convictions and be
+dictated to by the electors. They would decline to bring in the
+suggested Minimum Wage Bill, and they would not impose the Personal
+Property Tax. They would meet matters by extending the National
+Obligations Act, and save money on the Estimates. They would be sound,
+if commonplace.</p>
+
+<p>The formal proceedings having been concluded, it was open for any one to
+introduce any subject he pleased in terms of censure, enquiry or
+discussion. Comrade Tirrel was on his feet at once, and returned to the
+subject that lay heavy on his mind.</p>
+
+<p>"Is the Home Secretary in possession of any confidential information
+regarding the Unity League?" he demanded; "and can he assure us, in view
+of the admittedly hostile object of the organisation, that adequate
+means are being taken to neutralise any possible lines of action it may
+adopt?"</p>
+
+<p>"The answer to the first part of the question is in the affirmative,"
+replied Mr Tubes in his best parliamentary manner. "As regards the
+second part, I may state that after considering the reports we have
+received it is not anticipated that the League offers any serious menace
+to the Government. Should the necessity arise, the Council may rely upon
+the Home Office taking the requisite precautions."</p>
+
+<p>"The answer is satisfactory as far as it goes. Being in possession of
+special information, will the Home Secretary go a step further and allay
+the anxiety that certainly exists in some quarters, by indicating the
+real intentions and proposed <i>modus operandi</i> of the League?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tubes conferred for a moment with his chief. "I may say that on broad
+lines the League has no definite plan for the future, and its
+intentions, as represented by the policy of its heads, will simply be to
+go on existing so long as the deluded followers will continue their
+subscriptions. I may point out that the League has now been in existence
+for two years, and during that time it has done nothing at all to
+justify its founders' expectations; it has not embarrassed us at any
+point nor turned a single by-election. For two years we heard
+practically nothing of it, and there has been no fresh development to
+justify the present uneasiness which it seems to be causing in the minds
+of a few nervous comrades. Its membership is admittedly imposing, but
+the bare fact that a million and a half of people are foolish
+enough&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>There was a significant exchange of astonished glances among the
+occupants of Mr Strummery's council chamber. Murmurs grew, and Mr
+Guppling voiced the general feeling by calling the Home Secretary's
+attention to the figures he had mentioned "doubtless inadvertently."</p>
+
+<p>"No," admitted Mr Tubes carelessly, "that is our latest estimate. From
+recent information we have reason to think that the previous figure we
+adopted was too low&mdash;or the League may have received large additions
+lately through some accidental cause. We are now probably erring as
+widely on the other side, but it is the safe side, and I therefore
+retain that figure."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tirrel had not yet finished, but he was listened to with respectful
+attention now.</p>
+
+<p>"Is the Home Secretary in a position to tell us who this man Salt is?"
+was his next enquiry.</p>
+
+<p>The Home Secretary looked frankly puzzled. "Who <i>is</i> Salt?" he replied,
+innocently enough.</p>
+
+<p>"That is the essential point of my enquiry," replied the comrade.
+"Salt," he continued, his voice stilling the laughter it had raised, "is
+the Man behind the Unity League. You think it is Hampden, but I tell you
+that you are mistaken. Hampden is undoubtedly a dangerous power; the
+classes will follow him blindly, and he is no mere figure-head, but it
+was Salt who stirred Hampden from his apathy, and it is Salt who pulls
+the wires."</p>
+
+<p>"And who is Salt?" demanded the Premier, as Mr Tubes offered no comment.</p>
+
+<p>Tirrel shook his head. "I know no more than I have stated," he replied;
+"but his secret influence must be tremendous, and all doubt as to the
+identity of the man and his past record should be set at rest."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tubes looked up from the papers he had before him with a gleam of
+subdued anger in his eye. "I think that our cock-sure kumred has geete
+howd of another mare's neest," he remarked, relapsing unconsciously into
+his native dialect as he frequently did when stirred. "I remember
+hearin' o' this Saut in one o' th' reports, and here it is. So far from
+being a principal, he occupies a very different position&mdash;that of
+Hampden's private secretary, which would explain how he might have to
+come into contact with a great many people without having any real
+influence hissel. He is described in my confidential report as a simple,
+unsuspicious man, who might be safely made use of, and, in fact, most of
+my information is derived from that source."</p>
+
+<p>There was a sharp, smothered exclamation from one or two men, and then a
+sudden stillness fell upon the room. Mr Tubes was among the last to
+realise the trend of his admission.</p>
+
+<p>"Are we to understand that the greater part&mdash;perhaps the whole&mdash;of the
+information upon which the Home Office has been relying, and of the
+assurances of inaction which have lulled our suspicions to rest, have
+been blindly accepted from this man Salt, the head and fount of the
+League itself?" demanded Tirrel with ominous precision. "If that
+indicates the methods of the Department, I think that this Council will
+share my view when I suggest that the terms 'simple' and 'unsuspicious'
+have been inaccurately allotted&mdash;to Salt."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tubes made no reply. Lying at the bottom of the man's nature
+smouldered a volcanic passion that he watched as though it were a
+sleeping beast. Twice in his public career it had escaped him, and each
+time the result had been a sharp reverse to his ambitions.
+Repression&mdash;firm, instant, and unconditional&mdash;was the only safeguard, so
+that now recognising the danger-signal in his breast, he sat without a
+word in spite of the Premier's anxious looks, in spite of the concern of
+those about him.</p>
+
+<p>"I will not press for a verbal reply," continued Tirrel after a telling
+pause; "the inference of silence makes that superfluous. But I will ask
+whether the Home Secretary is aware that Salt has been quietly engaged
+in canvassing the provinces for a month, and whether he has any
+information about his object and results. Yes," he continued vehemently,
+turning to those immediately about him, "for a month past this simple,
+unsuspecting individual from whom we derive our confidential information
+has been passing quietly and unmarked from town to town; and if you were
+to hang a map of England on the wall before me, I would undertake to
+trace his route across the land by the points of most marked discontent
+in the report to which we have just listened."</p>
+
+<p>A knock at the locked door of the room saved the Home Secretary for the
+moment from the necessity of replying. It was an unusual incident, and
+when the nearest man went and asked what was wanted, some one was
+understood to reply that a stranger, who refused to give his name,
+wished to see Mr Tubes. Perhaps Mr Tubes personally might have welcomed
+a respite, but the master of the house anticipated him.</p>
+
+<p>"Tell him, whoever he may be, that Mr Tubes cannot be disturbed just
+now," he declared.</p>
+
+<p>"He says it's important, very important," urged the voice, with a
+suggestion of largess received and more to come, in its eagerness.</p>
+
+<p>"Then let him write it down or wait," said Mr Strummery decisively, and
+the matter was supposed to have ended.</p>
+
+<p>The momentary interruption had broken the tension and perhaps saved
+Tubes from a passionate outburst. He rose to make a reply without any
+sign of anger or any fear that he would not be able to smooth away the
+awkward impression.</p>
+
+<p>"As far as canvassing in the provinces is concerned," he remarked
+plausibly, "it is open for any man, whatever his politics may be, to do
+that from morning to night all his life if he likes, so long as it isn't
+for an illegal object. As regards Salt having been engaged this way for
+the past month, it is quite true that I have had no intimation of the
+fact so far. I may explain that as my Department has not yet come to
+regard the Unity League as the one object in the world to which it must
+devote its whole attention, I am not in the habit of receiving reports
+on the subject every day, nor even every week. It may be, however&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>There was another knock upon the door. Mr Tubes stopped, and the Premier
+frowned. In the space between the door and the carpet there appeared for
+a second a scrap of paper; the next moment it came skimming a few yards
+into the room. There was no attempt to hold further communication, and
+the footsteps of the silent messenger were heard descending the stairs
+again.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Vossit, who sat nearest to the door, picked up the little oblong
+card. He saw, as he could scarcely fail to see, that it was an ordinary
+visiting-card, and on the upper side, as it lay, there appeared a
+roughly-pencilled sign&mdash;two lines at right angle drawn through a
+semicircle, it appeared superficially to be. As he handed it to Mr Tubes
+he reversed the position so that the name should be uppermost, and again
+he saw, as he could scarcely fail to see, that the other side was blank.
+The roughly-pencilled diagram was all the message it contained.</p>
+
+<p>"It may be, however&mdash;&mdash;" the Home Secretary was repeating
+half-mechanically. He took the card and glanced at the symbol it bore.
+"It may be, however," he continued, as though there had been no
+interruption, "that I shall very soon be in possession of the full facts
+to lay before you." Then with a few whispered words to the Premier and a
+comprehensive murmur of apology to the rest of the company, he withdrew.</p>
+
+<p>Fully a quarter of an hour passed before there was any sign of the
+absent Minister, and then it did not take the form of his return. The
+conversation, in his absence, had worked round to the engaging
+alternative of whether it was more correct to educate one's son at Eton
+or at Margate College, when a message was sent up requesting the
+Premier's attendance in another room. After another quarter of an hour
+some one was heard to leave the house, but it was ten minutes later
+before the two men returned. It was felt in the atmosphere that some new
+development was at hand, and they had to run the curious scrutiny of
+every eye. Both had an air of constraint, and both were rather pale. The
+Premier moved to his seat with brusque indifference, and one who knew
+Tubes well passed a whispered warning that Jim had got his storm-cone
+fairly hoisted. The door was locked again, chairs were drawn up to the
+table, and a hush of marked expectancy settled over the meeting.</p>
+
+<p>The Prime Minister spoke first.</p>
+
+<p>"In the past half-hour a letter has come into our possession that may
+cause us to alter our arrangements," he announced baldly. "How it came
+into our possession doesn't matter. All that does matter is, that it's
+genuine. Tubes will read it to you."</p>
+
+<p>"It is signed 'John Hampden,' addressed to Robert Estair, and dated
+three days ago," contributed the Home Secretary just as briefly. "The
+original was in cipher. This is the deciphered form:</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>"'<span class="smcap">My Dear Estair</span>,&mdash;I now have Salt's complete report before me,
+and there seems to be no doubt that the proposal I have
+formulated is feasible, and the moment almost ripe. Salt has
+covered all the most important industrial centres, and
+everywhere the reports of our agents are favourable to the
+plan. Not having found universal happiness and a complete
+immunity from the cares incident to humanity in the privileges
+which they so ardently desired and have now obtained, the
+working classes are tending to believe that the panacea must
+lie, not in greater moderation, but in extended privilege.</p>
+
+<p>"'For the moment the present Government is indisposed to go
+much further, not possessing the funds necessary for enlarged
+concessions and fearing that increased taxation might result in
+a serious stream of emigration among the monied classes. For
+the moment the working men hesitate to throw in their lot with
+the extreme Socialists, distrusting the revolutionary and
+anarchical wing of that party, and instinctively feeling that
+any temporary advantage which they might enjoy would soon be
+swallowed up in the reign of open lawlessness that must
+inevitably arise.</p>
+
+<p>"'For the moment, therefore, there is a pause, and now occurs
+the opportunity&mdash;perhaps the last in history&mdash;for us to
+retrieve some of the losses of the past. There are scruples to
+be overcome, but I do not think that an alliance with the
+moderate section of the Labour interest is inconsistent with
+the aims and traditions of the great parties which our League
+represents. It would, of course, be necessary to guarantee to
+our new allies the privileges which they now possess, and even
+to promise more; but I am convinced, not only by past
+experience but also by specific assurances from certain
+quarters, that they would prefer to remain as they are, and
+form an alliance with us rather than grasp at larger gains and
+suffer absorption into another party which they dare not trust.</p>
+
+<p>"'From the definite nature of this statement you will gather
+that the negotiations are more than in the air. The
+distribution of Cabinet offices will have to be considered at
+once. B&mdash;&mdash; might be first gained over with the offer of the
+Exchequer. He carries great weight with a considerable section
+of his party, and is dissatisfied with his recognition so far.
+Heape is a representative man who would repay early attention,
+especially as he is, at the moment, envious of R&mdash;&mdash;'s better
+treatment. But these are matters of detail. The great thing is
+to <i>get back on any terms</i>. Once in power, by a modification of
+the franchise we might make good our position. I trust that
+this, a desperate remedy in a desperate time, will earn at
+least your tacit acquiescence. Much is irretrievably lost;
+England remains&mdash;yet.</p>
+
+<p>"Yours sincerely,</p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">John Hampden</span>.'"</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>Six men were on their feet before the signature was reached. With an
+impatient gesture Strummery waved them collectively aside.</p>
+
+<p>"We all know your opinion on the writer and the letter, and we can all
+put it into our own words without wasting time in listening," he said
+with suppressed fury. "In five minutes' time I shall entirely reopen the
+consideration of the reports which we met this afternoon to discuss."</p>
+
+<p>"Has any effort been made to learn the nature of Estair's reply?"
+enquired Tirrel. If he was not the least moved man in the room he was
+the least perturbed, and he instinctively picked out the only point of
+importance that remained.</p>
+
+<p>"It probably does not exist in writing," replied Mr Tubes, avoiding
+Tirrel's steady gaze. "I find that he arrived in town last night. There
+would certainly be a meeting."</p>
+
+<p>"Was Bannister summoned to this Council?" demanded another. It was taken
+for granted that "B" stood for Bannister.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied the Premier, with one eye on his watch. "He was
+indisposed."</p>
+
+<p>"I protest against the reference to myself," said Heape coldly.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Mr Strummery nodded. "Time's up," he announced.</p>
+
+<p>That is the "secret history" of the Government's sudden and inexplicable
+conversion to the necessity of the Minimum Wage Bill and to the
+propriety of imposing the Personal Property Tax. A fortnight later the
+Prime Minister outlined the programme in the course of a speech at
+Newcastle. The announcement was received almost with stupefaction. For
+the first time in history, property&mdash;money, merchandise, personal
+belongings&mdash;was to be saddled with an annual tax apart from, and in
+addition to, the tax it paid on the incomes derived from it. It was an
+entire wedge of the extreme policy that must end in Partition. It was
+more than the poorer classes had dared to hope; it was more than the
+tax-paying classes had dared to fear. It marked a new era of extended
+privilege for the one; it marked the final extinction of hope even among
+the hopeful for the other.</p>
+
+<p>"It could not have happened more opportunely for us even if we had
+arranged it in every detail," declared Hampden, going into Salt's room
+with the tidings in huge delight, a fortnight later.</p>
+
+<p>"No," agreed Salt, looking up with his slow, pleasant smile. "Not even
+if we had arranged it."</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_X" id="CHAPTER_X"></a>CHAPTER X</h2>
+
+<h3>THE ORDER OF ST MARTIN OF TOURS</h3>
+
+
+<p>Sir John Hampden paused for a moment with arrested pen. He had been in
+the act of crossing off another day on the calendar that hung inside his
+desk, the last detail before he pulled the roll-top down for the night,
+when the date had caught his eye with a sudden meaning.</p>
+
+<p>"A week to-day, Salt," he remarked, looking up.</p>
+
+<p>"A week to-day," repeated Salt. "That gives us seven more days for
+details."</p>
+
+<p>Hampden laughed quietly as he bent forward and continued the red line
+through the "14."</p>
+
+<p>"That is one way of looking at it," he said. "Personally, I was rather
+wishing that it had been to-day. I confess that I cannot watch the
+climax of these two years approaching without feeling keyed up to
+concert pitch. I suppose that you never had any nerves?"</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose not. If I had, the Atlantic water soon washed them out."</p>
+
+<p>"But you are superstitious?" he asked curiously. It suddenly occurred to
+him how little he really knew of the man with whom he was linked in such
+a momentous hazard.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes. Blue water inoculates us all with that. Fortunately, mine does
+not go beyond trifles, such as touching posts and stepping over paving
+stones&mdash;a hobby and not a passion, or I should have to curb it."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you really do things like that? Well, I remember Northland, the
+great nerve specialist, telling me that most people have something of
+the sort&mdash;a persistent feeling of impending calamity unless they conform
+to some trivial impulse. I am exempt."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," commented Salt; "or you would hardly be likely to cross off the
+date before the day is over."</p>
+
+<p>"Good Heavens!" exclaimed Hampden. "What an age we live in! Is it tannin
+or the dregs of paganism? And you think it would be tempting Providence
+to do it while there are five more hours to run?"</p>
+
+<p>"I never do it, as a matter of fact," admitted Salt with perfect
+seriousness. "Of course, I <i>know</i> that nothing would happen in the five
+hours if I did, but, all the same, I rather think that something would."</p>
+
+<p>"I hope that something will," said Hampden cheerfully. "Dinner, for
+example. Did I ever strike you as a gourmet, Salt? Well, nevertheless, I
+am a terrific believer in regular meals, although I don't care a straw
+how simple they are. You may read of some marvellous Trojan working
+under heavy pressure for twenty-four hours, and then snatching a hurried
+glass of Château d'Yquem and a couple of Abernethy biscuits, and going
+on again for another twenty-four. Don't believe it, Salt. If he is not
+used to it, his knees go; if he is used to it, they have gone already.
+If I were a general I solemnly declare that I would risk more to feed my
+men before an engagement, than I would risk to hold the best position
+all along the front. Your hungry man may fight well enough for a time,
+but the moment he is beaten he knows it. And, strangely enough, we
+English have won a good many important battles after we had been
+beaten."</p>
+
+<p>He had been locking up the safe and desk as he ran on, and now they
+walked together down the corridor. At the door of his own office Salt
+excused himself for a moment and went in. When he rejoined the baronet
+at the outer door, he held in his hand a little square of thin paper on
+which was printed in bold type</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>JULY 14.</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>"You will regret it," said Hampden, not wholly jestingly. He saw at once
+that it was the tag for the day, torn from his calendar, that Salt held.</p>
+
+<p>"No," he replied, crumpling up the scrap of paper and throwing it away,
+"I may remember, but I shall not regret. When you have to think twice
+about doing a thing like that, it is time to do it.... You have no
+particular message for Deland?"</p>
+
+<p>"None at all, personally, I think. You will tell him as much as we
+decided upon. Let him know that his post will certainly be one of the
+most important outside the central office. What time do you go?"</p>
+
+<p>"The 10 train from Marylebone. Deland will be waiting up for me. There
+is an early restaurant train in the morning&mdash;the 7.20, getting in at
+10.40. I shall breakfast <i>en route</i>, and come straight on here."</p>
+
+<p>"That's right. Look out for young Hampshire in the train; he will
+probably wait on you, but you won't recognise him unless you remember
+the Manners-Clinton nose in profile. He regards it as a vast joke, but
+he is very keen. And sleep all the time you aren't feeding. Can't do
+better. Good night."</p>
+
+<p>Salt laughed as he turned into Pall Mall, speculating for a moment, by
+the light of his own knowledge, how little time this strenuous,
+simple-living man devoted to the things he advocated. If he had been
+able to follow Sir John's electric brougham for the remainder of that
+night he would have had still more reason to be sceptical.</p>
+
+<p>When Hampden reached his house and strode up to the door with the
+elastic step of a young man, despite his iron-grey hair and burden of
+responsibility, instead of the bronze Medusa knocker that had dropped
+from the hands of Pietro Sarpi and Donato in its time, his eyes
+encountered the smiling face of his daughter as she swung open the door
+before him. She had been sitting at an open window of the dull-fronted
+house until she saw the Hampden livery in the distance.</p>
+
+<p>"There is some one waiting in the library to see you," she said, as he
+kissed her cheek. "He said that he would wait ten minutes; you had
+already been seven."</p>
+
+<p>"Who is it?" he asked in quiet expectation. It was not unusual for
+Muriel to watch for him from the upper room, and to come down into the
+hall to welcome him, but to-night he saw at once that there was a mild
+excitement in her manner. "Who is it?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>She told him in half a dozen whispered words, and then returned to the
+drawing-room and the society of a depressing companion, who chanced to
+be a poor and distant cousin, while Sir John turned toward the library.</p>
+
+<p>"Tell Styles to remain with the brougham if he is still in front," he
+said to a passing footman. The visit might presage anything.</p>
+
+<p>A young man, an inconspicuous young man in a blue serge suit, rose from
+the chair of Jacobean oak and Spanish leather where he had been sitting
+with a bowler hat between his hands and a cheap umbrella across his
+knees, and made a cursory bow as he began to search an inner pocket.</p>
+
+<p>"Sir John Hampden?" he enquired.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied the master of the house, favouring his visitor with a
+more curious attention than he received in return. "You are from
+Plantagenet House, I believe?"</p>
+
+<p>The young man detached his left hand from the search and turned down the
+lapel of his coat in a perfunctory display of his credentials. Pinned
+beneath so that it should not obtrude was an insignificant little medal,
+so small and trivial that it would require the closest scrutiny to
+distinguish its design and lettering.</p>
+
+<p>But Sir John Hampden did not require any assurance upon the point. He
+knew by the evidence of just such another medallion which lay in his own
+possession that upon one side, around the engraved name of the holder,
+ran the inscription, "Every man according as he purposeth in his heart;"
+upon the other side a representation of St Martin dividing his cloak
+with the beggar. It was the badge of the Order of St Martin of Tours.</p>
+
+<p>The Order of St Martin embodied the last phase of organised benevolence.
+In the history of the world there had never been a time when men so
+passionately desired to help their fellow men; there had never been a
+time when they found it more difficult to do so to their satisfaction.
+From the lips of every social reformer, from the reports of the
+charitable organisations, from the testimony of the poor themselves the
+broad indictment had gone forth that every casual beggar was a rogue and
+a vagabond. Promiscuous alms-giving was tabulated among the Seven Curses
+of London.</p>
+
+<p>Organised charity was the readiest alternative. Again obliging
+counsellors raised their conscientious voices. Organised charity was
+wasteful, inelastic, unsympathetic, often superfluous. The preacher
+added a warning note: Let none think that the easy donation of a cheque
+here and there was charity. It was frequently vanity, it was often a
+cowardly compromise with conscience, it was never an absolution from the
+individual responsibility.</p>
+
+<p>So brotherly love continued, but often did not fructify, and the man who
+felt that he had the true Samaritan instinct, as he passed by on the one
+side of the suburban road, looked at his ragged neighbour lying under
+the hedge on the other side in a fit which might be epilepsy but might
+equally well be soap-suds in the mouth, and assured himself that if only
+he could believe the case to be genuine there was nothing on earth he
+would not do for the man.</p>
+
+<p>It was a very difficult age, every one admitted: "Society was so
+complex."</p>
+
+<p>There was evidence of the generous feeling&mdash;ill-balanced and spasmodic,
+it is true&mdash;on every hand. The poor were bravely, almost blindly, good
+to their neighbours in misfortune. The better-off were lavish&mdash;or had
+been until a few years previously&mdash;when they had certified proof that
+the cases were deserving. If a magistrate or a police court missionary
+gave publicity to a Pathetic Case, the Pathetic Case might be sure of
+being able to retire on a comfortable annuity. If only every Pathetic
+Case could have been induced to come pathetically into the clutches of a
+sympathetic police court cadi, instead of dying quite as pathetically in
+a rat-hole, one of the most pressing problems of benevolence might have
+been satisfactorily solved.</p>
+
+<p>The Order of St Martin of Tours was one of the attempts to reconcile the
+generous yearnings of mankind with modern conditions. Its field of
+action had no definable limit, and whatever a man wished to give it was
+prepared to utilise. It was not primarily concerned with money, although
+judged by the guaranteed resources upon which it could call if
+necessary, it would rank as a rich society. It imposed no subscription
+and made no outside appeal. Upon its books, against the name of every
+member, there was entered what he bound himself to do when it was
+required of him. It was a vast and comprehensive list, so varied that
+few ever genuinely applied for the services of the Order without their
+needs being satisfied. The city man willing to give a foolish and
+repentant youth another chance of honest work; the Sussex farmer anxious
+to prove what a month of South Down fare and Channel breezes would do
+for a small city convalescent; the prim little suburban lady, much too
+timid to attempt any personal contact with the unknown depths of sin and
+suffering, but eager to send her choicest flowers and most perfect fruit
+to any slum sick-room; the good-hearted laundry girl who had been
+through the fires herself, offering to "pal up to any other girl what's
+having a bit of rough and wants to keep straight without a lot of
+jaw,"&mdash;all found a deeper use in life beneath the sign of St Martin's
+divided cloak. Children, even little children, were not shut out; they
+could play with other, lonely, little children, and renounce some toys.</p>
+
+<p>The inconspicuous young man standing in Sir John Hampden's library&mdash;he
+was in a cheap boot shop, but he gave his early closing day to serve the
+Order as a messenger, and there were millionaires who gave less&mdash;found
+the thing he searched for, and handed to Sir John an unsealed envelope.</p>
+
+<p>"I accept," said the baronet, after glancing at the slip it contained.
+This was what he accepted:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">ORDER OF ST. MARTIN OF TOURS.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>Case</i>. . . John Flak, 45 Paradise Buildings, Paradise Street, Drury Lane, W.C.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>Cause</i> . . Street Accident.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>Requirement</i> . . Service through the night.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>Recommender</i> . . L. K. Stone, M.D., 172 Great Queen Street, W.C.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><span class="smcap">Waltham, Master.</span><br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>He could have declined; and his membership would have been at an end.
+But in a mission of personal service he could not accept and appoint a
+substitute. The Order was modern, business-like, reasonable,
+unemotional, and quite prepared to take humanity as it was. It did not
+seek to impose the ideal Christian standard, logically recognising that
+if a man gave <i>all</i> he possessed, a system of Christian laws (a Cæsar
+whom he was likewise bidden to obey) would at once incarcerate him in a
+prison for having no visible means of subsistence, and, if he persisted
+in his unnatural Christian conduct, in a lunatic asylum, where in its
+appointed season he would have the story of the Rich Ruler read for his
+edification.</p>
+
+<p>The Order was practical and "very nice to do with;" but it had a
+standard, and as a protest against that widespread reliance in the
+omnipotence of gold that marred the age it allowed no delegation of an
+office of mercy. On all points it was open; its thin medallion
+symbolised no mysteries or secret vows; nor, and on this one point it
+was unbending, as far as lay in the power of the Order should any
+second-hand virtue find place beneath its saintly ensign.</p>
+
+<p>A few years before, Paradise Street, with that marked inappropriateness
+that may be traced in the nomenclature of many London thoroughfares, had
+been the foulest, poorest, noisomest, most garbage-strewn and
+fly-infested region even in the purlieus of Drury Lane. It was not
+markedly criminal, it was merely filthy; and when smell-diseases broke
+out in central London it was generally found that they radiated from
+Paradise Street like ripples from a dead dog thrown into a pond.
+Presently a type foundry in the next street, growing backwards because
+it was impossible to expand further in any other direction, pushed down
+the flimsy tenements that stood between and reared a high wall, pierced
+with windows of prismatic glass, in their place. Soon public
+authorities, seeing that the heavens did not fall when a quarter of
+Paradise Street did, suddenly and unexpectedly tore down another quarter
+as though they had received a maddened impulse and Paradise Street had
+been a cardboard model. The ph&oelig;nix that appeared on this site was a
+seven-storied block of workmen's dwellings. It could not be said to have
+given universal satisfaction. The municipal authorities who devised it
+bickered entertainingly over most of the details that lay between the
+foundations and the chimney-pots; the primitive dwellers in Paradise
+Street looked askance at it, as they did at most things not in liquid
+form; social reformers complained that it drove away the very poor and
+brought in a class of only medium poor; and ordinary people noticed that
+in place of the nearest approach to artistic dirt to be found in the
+metropolis, some one had substituted uninteresting squalor.</p>
+
+<p>Hampden dismissed his carriage in Lincoln's Inn Fields and walked the
+remainder of the way. He had changed into a dark lounge suit before he
+left, but, in spite of the principle he had so positively laid down, he
+had not stayed to dine. The inevitable, morbid little group marked the
+entrance to Paradise Buildings, but the incident was already three hours
+old, and the larger public interest was being reserved for the
+anticipated funeral.</p>
+
+<p>A slipshod, smug-faced woman opened the door of No. 45 in response to
+his discreet knock. He stepped into a small hall where coal was stored
+in a packing-case, and, on her invitation, through into the front room.
+Five more untidy women, who had been drinking from three cups, got up as
+he entered, and passed out, eyeing him with respectful curiosity as they
+went, and each dropping a word of friendly leavetaking to the slatternly
+hostess.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't be down'arted, my dear."</p>
+
+<p>"See you later, Emm."</p>
+
+<p>"Let's know how things are going, won't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"You'll remember about that black alpaker body?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, so long, Mrs Flak. Gord bless yer."</p>
+
+<p>Sir John waited until the hall door closed behind the last frowsy woman.</p>
+
+<p>"I am here to be of any use I can," he said. "Did Dr Stone mention that
+some one would come?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir. Thank you, sir," she replied. She stood in the middle of the
+room, a picture of domestic incapacity, with a foolish look upon her
+rather comely features. The room was not bare of furniture, was not
+devoid of working-class comforts, but the dirty dishes, the dirty
+clothing, the dirty floor, told the plain tale.</p>
+
+<p>"I do not know any particulars of the case yet." He saw at once that he
+would have to take the lead in every detail. "Did the doctor speak of
+coming again, or leave any message?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," she replied readily. She lifted an ornament on the
+mantelpiece and gave him a folded sheet of paper, torn from a note-book,
+that had been placed there for safety. He had the clearest impression
+that it would never have occurred to the woman to give it to him
+unasked.</p>
+
+<p>"To rep of O. St M.," ran the pencilled scrawl. "Shall endeavour to look
+in 8-8.30.&mdash;L.K.S."</p>
+
+<p>Even as he took out his watch there came a business-like knock at the
+door, an active step in the hall, and beneath the conventional greeting,
+the two men were weighing one another.</p>
+
+<p>Dr Stone had asked the Order to send a man of common-sense who could
+exercise authority if need be, and one who would not be squeamish in his
+surroundings. For reasons of his own he had added that if with these
+qualifications he combined that of being a Justice of the Peace, so much
+the better. Dr Stone judged that he had the man before him. Hampden saw
+a brisk, not too well shaven, man in a light suit, with a straw hat and
+a serviceable stick in his hands, until he threw them on the table.
+There was kindness and decision behind his alert eyes, and his manner
+was that of a benevolent despot marshalling his poor patients&mdash;and he
+had few others&mdash;as a regiment before him, marching them right and left
+in companies, bringing them sharply to the front, and bidding them to
+stand there and do nothing until they were told.</p>
+
+<p>"You haven't been into the other room yet?" he asked. "No, well&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>He stopped with his hand on the door knob, turned back like a pointer on
+the suspicion of a trail, and looked keenly at the woman, then around
+the bestrewn room. If her eyes had slid the least betraying glance,
+Hampden did not observe it, but the doctor, without a word, strode to
+the littered couch, put his hand behind a threadbare cushion, and drew
+out a half-filled bottle. There was a gluggling ripple for a few
+seconds, and the contents had disappeared down the sink, while the
+terebinthine odour of cheap gin hung across the room.</p>
+
+<p>"Not here, Mrs Flak," he said sharply; and without changing her
+expression of vacuous good-nature, the woman meekly replied, "No, sir."</p>
+
+<p>Dr Stone led the way into the inner room and closed the door behind
+them. A man, asleep, insensible, or dead, lay on the bed, his face half
+hidden in bandages.</p>
+
+<p>"This is the position," explained the doctor, speaking very rapidly, for
+his time was mapped out with as little waste as there is to be found
+between the squares on a chess board. "This man went out of here a few
+hours ago and walked straight into an empty motor 'bus that was going
+round this way. That's how they all put it: he walked right into the
+thing. Why? He was a sober enough man, an attendant of some kind at one
+of the west end clubs. Because, as I have good reason to suppose, he was
+thinking absorbingly of something else.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, they carried him in here; it ought to have been the hospital, of
+course, but it was at his own doorstep it took place, you see, and it
+doesn't really matter, because to-morrow morning&mdash;&mdash;!"</p>
+
+<p>"He will die then?" asked Hampden in a whisper, interpreting the quick
+gesture.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, he will die as sure as his head is a cracked egg-shell. Between
+midnight and dawn, I should say. But before the end I look confidently
+for an interval of consciousness, or rather sub-consciousness. If I am
+wrong I shall have kept you up all night for nothing; if I am right you
+will probably hear something that he wants to say very much."</p>
+
+<p>"Whatever was in his mind when he met with the accident?"</p>
+
+<p>"That is my conviction. There has already been an indication of partial
+expression. Curiously enough, I have had two exactly similar cases, and
+this is going just the same way. In one it was a sum of money a man had
+banked under another name to keep it from his wife and for his children;
+in the second it was a blow struck in a scuffle, and an innocent man was
+doing penal servitude for it."</p>
+
+<p>"That is what you wished to have some one here for chiefly, then?" asked
+Hampden.</p>
+
+<p>"Everything, practically. You see the kind of people around? The wife is
+a fool; the neighbours are the class of maddening dolts who leave a
+suicide hanging until a policeman comes to cut him down. They would hold
+an orgie in the next room. In excitement the women fly to gin as
+instinctively as a nun flies to prayer. Order them out if they come, but
+I don't think that they will trouble you after I have spoken to the
+woman as I go. If there is anything to be caught it will have to be on
+the hop, so to speak. It may be a confession, a deposition of legal
+value, or only a request; one cannot guess. Questioning, when the
+sub-conscious stage is reached, might lead to something. It's largely a
+matter of luck, but intelligence may have an innings."</p>
+
+<p>"Is there nothing to be done&mdash;in the way of making it easier for him?"</p>
+
+<p>Dr Stone made a face expressive of their helplessness and shrugged his
+shoulders; then mentioned a few simple details.</p>
+
+<p>"He will never know," he explained. "Even when he seems conscious he
+will feel no pain and remember nothing of the accident. The clock will
+be mercifully set back." He smiled whimsically. "Forgive me if it never
+strikes." He turned to go. "The nearest call office is the kiosk in
+Aldwych," he remarked. "I am 7406 Covent Garden." No paper being visible
+he wrote the number on the wall. "After 10.30 as a general thing," he
+added.</p>
+
+<p>So the baronet was left alone with the still figure that counterfeited
+death so well, the man who would be dead before the dawn. He stepped
+quietly to the bed and looked down on him. The lower half of the face
+was free from swathing, and the lean throat and grizzled beard struck
+Sir John with a momentary surprise. It was the face of an elderly man;
+he had expected to find one not more than middle-aged as the companion
+of the young woman in the other room.</p>
+
+<p>There was a single chair against the wall, and he sat down. There was
+nothing else to do but to sit and wait, to listen to the sounds of
+voluminous life that rose from the street beneath, the careful creaking
+movements in the room beyond. From the shallow wainscotting near the bed
+came at intervals the steady ticking of a death-watch. It was nothing,
+as every one knew, but the note of an insect calling for its mate, but
+it thrilled and grew large in the stillness of the chamber ominously.</p>
+
+<p>A low tap on the door came as a relief. He found the woman standing
+there.</p>
+
+<p>"Is there anything different?" she asked, hanging on to the door. "I
+kept on thinking I heard noises."</p>
+
+<p>"No, there is no change," he replied. "Will you come in?"</p>
+
+<p>She shrank back at the suggestion. "Gord 'elp us, no!" she cried. "It's
+bad enough out there."</p>
+
+<p>"What are you afraid of?" he asked kindly.</p>
+
+<p>She had no words for it. Self-analysis did not enter into her daily
+life. But, sitting there alone among the noises, real and imagined, she
+had reached a state of terror.</p>
+
+<p>"There is nothing at all dreadful, nothing that would shock you," he
+said, referring to the appearance of the dying man. "You are his wife,
+are you not?"</p>
+
+<p>The foolish look, half stubborn, half vacuous, flickered about her face.
+"As good as," she replied. "It's like this&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I see." He had no desire to hear the recital of the sordid details.</p>
+
+<p>"His wife's in a mad-house. Won't never be anywhere else, and I've been
+with him these five years, an honest woman to him all the time," she
+said, bridling somewhat at the suggestion of reproach. "No one's got no
+better right to the things, I'm sure." Her eloquence was stirred not so
+much to defend her reputation as by the fear that some one might step in
+to claim "the things."</p>
+
+<p>"There will be plenty of time to talk about that when&mdash;when it is
+necessary," he said. "Has he no relations about here who ought to be
+told?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nah," she said decisively; "no one but me. Why, he didn't even have no
+friends&mdash;no pals of his own class, as you may say. Very close about
+himself he was. All he thought of was them political corkses, as they
+call um." She came nearer to the door again, the gossiping passion of
+her class stronger than her fear, now that the earlier restraint of his
+presence was wearing off. "It's the only thing we ever had a 'arsh word
+about. It's all right and well for them that make a living at it, but
+many and many a time my 'usband's lost 'alf a day two and three times a
+week to sit in the Distingwidged Strangers' Gallery. You mightn't 'ardly
+think it, sir, but he was hand and foot with some of the biggest men
+there are; he was indeed."</p>
+
+<p>Hampden was looking at her curiously. He read into her "'arsh word" the
+ceaseless clatter of her nagging, shameless tongue when the old man
+brought home a few shillings less than he was wont; the aftermath of
+sullen silence, the unprepared meals and neglected home. He pictured him
+a patient, long-suffering old man, and pitied him. And now she took
+pride and boasted of the very things that she had upbraided him with.</p>
+
+<p>"Vickers he knew," she continued complacently, "and Drugget. He's shaken
+hands with Mr Strummery, the Prime Minister, more than onest. Then
+Tubes&mdash;you've heard speak of him?&mdash;he found Mr Tubes a very pleasant
+gentleman. Oh, and a lot more I can't remember."</p>
+
+<p>Hampden disengaged himself from further conversation with a single
+formal sentence, and returned to his vigil. There he was secure from her
+callous chatter. He saw the renewed look of terror start into her eyes
+when a board behind her creaked as the door was closing. He heard the
+startled shriek, but her squalid avarice cut off his sympathies. He sat
+down again and looked round at the already familiar objects in the room.
+The form lying on the bed had not changed a fraction of its rigid
+outline; but he missed something somewhere in the room, and for a minute
+he could not identify it. Then he remembered the ticking of the
+death-watch. It had ceased. He looked at his watch; it was not yet nine
+o'clock.</p>
+
+<p>He had not been back more than ten minutes when the subdued tapping&mdash;it
+was rather a timid scrape, as though she feared that a louder summons
+might call another forth&mdash;was repeated.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see that it's no good my staying here," she gasped. "I've been
+sitting there till the furniture fair began to move towards me, and
+every bloomin' rag about the place had a face in it. It's giving me the
+fair horrors."</p>
+
+<p>He could not ignore her half-frenzied state. "What do you want to do?"
+he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"I want to go out for a bit," she replied, licking her thin feline lips.
+"You don't know what it's like. I want to hear real people talk and not
+see things move. I'll come back soon; before Gord, I will."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, <i>how</i> will you came back?"</p>
+
+<p>"I won't. May it strike me dead if I touch a drop. I'll go straight into
+Mrs Rugg's across the street, and she's almost what you might call a
+teetotaler."</p>
+
+<p>"The man you call your husband is dying in there, and he may need your
+help at any minute," he said sternly. It needed no gift of divination to
+prophesy that if the woman once left the place she would be hopelessly
+drunk before an hour had passed. "Don't sit down doing nothing but
+imagining things," he continued. "Make yourself some tea, and then when
+one of your friends comes round to see you, you can let her stay. But
+only one, mind."</p>
+
+<p>He saw the more sullen of her looks settle darkly about her face as he
+closed the door. He waited to hear the sound of the kettle being moved,
+the tea-cup clinking, but they never came. An unnatural, uncreaking
+silence reigned instead. He opened the door quietly and looked out. That
+room was empty, and, as he stood there, a current of cooler air fell
+across his cheek. Half a dozen steps brought him to the entrance to the
+little hall&mdash;the only other room there was. It also was empty, and the
+front door stood widely open. There was only one possible inference:
+"Mrs Flak" had fled.</p>
+
+<p>Sir John had confessed to possessing nerves, and to few men the
+situation would have been an inviting one. Still, there was only one
+possible thing to do, and he closed the door again, noticing, as he did
+so, that the action locked it. As he stood there a moment before
+returning to the bedroom and its tranquil occupant lying in his rigid,
+unbreathing sleep, a slight but continuous sound caught his ear. It was
+the most closely comparable (to attempt to define it) with the whirring
+of a clock as the flying pinion is released before it strikes. Or it
+might be that the doctor's simile prompted the comparison. It was not
+loud, but the room beyond seemed very, very still.</p>
+
+<p>It was not a time to temporise with the emotions. Hampden stepped into
+the next room and stood listening. He judged&mdash;nay, he was sure&mdash;that the
+sound came from the bedroom, but it was not repeated. Instead, something
+very different happened, something that was either terrifying or
+natural, according to the conditions that provoked it. Quite without
+warning there came a voice from the next room, a full, level, healthy
+voice, even strong, and speaking in the ordinary manner of conversation.</p>
+
+<p>"Will you please tell Mr Tubes that I am waiting here to see him?"</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XI" id="CHAPTER_XI"></a>CHAPTER XI</h2>
+
+<h3>MAN BETWEEN TWO MASTERS</h3>
+
+
+<p>There was something in the situation that was more than gruesome,
+something that was peculiarly unnerving.</p>
+
+<p>In his anticipation of this moment as he had sat almost by the bedside,
+Hampden had conjectured that the dying man would perhaps lift a hand or
+move his head uneasily with the first instinct of returning
+consciousness. A sigh, a groan, might escape him, incoherent words
+follow, then broken but rational expressions of his suffering, and
+entreaties that something might be done to ease the pain. Or perhaps,
+after realising his position, he would nerve himself to betray no
+unmanly weakness, and, in the words of the significant old phrase,
+"turning his face to the wall," endure in stoical silence to the end. It
+would be painful, perhaps acutely distressing, but it would not be
+unnatural.</p>
+
+<p>There had been no groan, no sigh or broken words, no indication of
+weakness or suffering behind that half-closed door, nothing but the
+curious clock-like sound that had gone before the voice. And that voice!
+It was as full and strong, as vibrant and as ordinary as his own could
+ever be. Standing in the middle of the living-room Sir John could not
+deceive himself. It came from the other room where a minute before he
+had left the dying&mdash;yes, the almost dead&mdash;man lying with stark outline
+on the bed. There was no alternative: it was from those pallid lips that
+the words had come, it was by that still, inanimate man that they were
+spoken.</p>
+
+<p>The suddenness of the whole incident was shocking in itself, but that
+was not all; the mere contrast to what he had looked for was
+disconcerting, but there was something more; the curious unexpected
+nature of the request, if request it was, was not without its element of
+mystery, but above and beyond all else was the thought&mdash;the thought that
+for a dreadful moment held his heart and soul in icy bonds&mdash;what sight
+when he returned to the inner room, as return at once he must, what
+gruesome sight would meet his eyes?</p>
+
+<p>What phantoms his misgivings raised, every man may conjecture for
+himself. Follow, then, another step in imagination, and having given a
+somewhat free and ghastly fancy rein, push the chamber door cautiously
+and inch by inch, or fling it boldly open as you will; then pause upon
+the threshold, as Hampden did, in sharp surprise.</p>
+
+<p>Nothing was altered, no single detail had undergone the slightest
+change! On the bed, rigid and very sharp beneath the single unclean
+sheet, lay the body of the mangled man. Not a fold of his shroud-like
+wrapping differed from its former line, it did not seem possible that a
+breath had stirred him.</p>
+
+<p>Had the voice been a trick of the imagination? Hampden knew, as far as
+mortal man can be sure of any mortal sense, that the voice had been as
+real as his life itself. Then&mdash;&mdash;? It occurred to him in a flash: here
+was the stage of under-consciousness of which Dr Stone had spoken. Of
+his pain, the accident, where he at that moment lay, and all his real
+surroundings, the sufferer knew nothing, and never would know. But out
+of the shock and shattering, some of the delicate machinery of the brain
+still kept its balance, and would continue to exercise its functions to
+the end.</p>
+
+<p>It was an ordeal, but it had to be done. It was the purpose for which he
+had been summoned. Sir John moved to the bedside, nerved himself to
+watch the ashen face, and said slowly and distinctly: "Mr Tubes is not
+here. Do you wish to see him?"</p>
+
+<p>There was just a perceptible pause, and then the bloodless lips replied.
+But not the faintest tremor of a movement stirred the body otherwise
+from head to foot, and in the chilling absence of expression the simile
+occurred to Hampden of bubbles rising from some unseen working to the
+surface of an inky pool.</p>
+
+<p>"I have come on purpose. Let him be told that it is most important."</p>
+
+<p>Hampden had to feel his way. The woman had mentioned that Flak was at
+least on terms of acquaintanceship with Mr Tubes. The doctor had
+surmised that the man had something he must say before he died. But was
+this the one true line, or a mere vagary of the sub-conscious state&mdash;a
+twist in the tortuous labyrinth that would lead to nothing?</p>
+
+<p>"He is not here at present," he said. "If you will tell me what you wish
+to say I will write it down, so that it cannot fail to reach him."</p>
+
+<p>"No. I cannot tell any one else. I must see him."</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Tubes is a very busy man. You know that he is the Home Secretary. Is
+it of sufficient importance to telegraph for him?"</p>
+
+<p>This time the answer followed on his last word with startling rapidity.
+Until the last phase that was the only variation in the delivery of the
+sentences&mdash;that sometimes there was a pause as though the working of the
+mind had to make a revolution before it reached the point of the mental
+clutch, at others it dropped into its gear at once.</p>
+
+<p>"It is important enough to send a coach and four for him," was the
+reply.</p>
+
+<p>Hampden might not be convinced of this but he was satisfied of one
+thing: the coherence of idea was being regularly maintained. How long
+would it last? It occurred to him to put the question.</p>
+
+<p>"I shall have to go out either to send the telegram myself or to find
+some one who will take it," he explained. "Until Mr Tubes comes or sends
+his reply will you <i>remain here</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>It was rather eerie to be holding conversation with the fragment of a
+man's brain with the man himself for all practical purposes eliminated.
+But he seemed to have arrived at a practical understanding with the
+centre of sub-consciousness.</p>
+
+<p>"I will remain," was the unhesitating reply, and Hampden felt assured
+that the line would not be lost.</p>
+
+<p>He had not definitely settled in his mind what to do when he opened the
+door leading on to the common stairs. A small child who had been
+loitering outside in a crouching position staggered back in momentary
+alarm at his sudden appearance. It was a ragged girl, perhaps ten or
+twelve years old, with cruelly unwieldy boots upon her stockingless
+feet, matted hair, and a precocious face full of unchildish knowledge.
+The inference that she had been applying either an eye or an ear to the
+keyhole was overwhelming.</p>
+
+<p>Her fear&mdash;it was only the slum child's instinct of flight&mdash;died out when
+she saw the gentleman. Toffs (so ran her experience) do not hit you for
+nothing.</p>
+
+<p>"Ee's in there yet, ain't ee?" she whispered, coming back boldly and
+looking up confidentially to his face. "I 'eard yer talking, but I
+couldn't tell what yer said. 'Ow long d'yer think 'e'll last?"</p>
+
+<p>Sir John looked down at the child, the child who had never been young,
+in shuddering pity.</p>
+
+<p>"It was me what picked 'is 'at up, but they wouldn't let me go in," she
+continued, as though the fact gave her a standing in the case. "Did yer
+see it in there?" She looked proudly at her right hand with horrid
+significance.</p>
+
+<p>"Come in here," he said, after considering. "Can you run an errand?"</p>
+
+<p>Her face reflected gloating eagerness as she entered, her attitude had
+just a tinge of pleasurable awe. He did not permit her to go further
+than the hall.</p>
+
+<p>"Is it to do with 'im?" she asked keenly. "Yehs!"</p>
+
+<p>"It is to go to the post office in Fleet Street," he explained. "You
+must go as fast as ever you can."</p>
+
+<p>"I can go anywhere as well as any boy, and as fast if I take my boots
+off. When that there Italian knifed her man&mdash;him what took up with Shiny
+Sal&mdash;in the Lane a year ago, it was me what fetched the police."</p>
+
+<p>He left her standing there&mdash;her face to the chink of the door before he
+had turned away&mdash;and went into the next room to write the message. He
+desired to make it neither too insistent nor too immaterial. "John Flak,
+of 45 Paradise Buildings, Paradise Street, Drury Lane, has met with
+fatal accident, and earnestly desires to see you on important business,"
+was the form it took. He had sufficient stamps in his pocket for the
+payment, and to these he added another for a receipt.</p>
+
+<p>"You can read?" he asked, returning to her.</p>
+
+<p>"Yehs!" she replied with her curious accent of lofty scorn at so
+ingenuous a question. "I read all the murders and sewercides to Blind
+Mike every Sunday morning."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, go as fast as you can to the post office in Fleet Street, and
+give them this paper where you see 'Telegrams' written up. Then wait for
+another piece of paper which they will give you, and bring it back to
+me. Here is sixpence for you now, and you shall have another shilling
+when you come back." He was making it more profitable for her to be
+honest than to be dishonest, which is perhaps the safest way in an
+emergency.</p>
+
+<p>It was nearly ten o'clock when he looked at his watch on her departure;
+it was not ten minutes past when she returned. She was panting but
+exultant, and watched his face for commendation as she gave him the
+receipt, as a probationary imp might watch the face of the Prince of
+Darkness on bringing in his first human soul. One boot she had dropped
+in her wild career, but so far from stopping to look for it, she had
+thrown away the other then as useless.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving the ghoul-child seated on the coal to thrill delightfully at
+every unknown sound, Hampden returned to the bedside. Much of the first,
+the absolutely cold horror of the situation, was gone. He judged it
+better not to allow too long an interval of silence in which that dim
+consciousness might slip back into the outer space of trackless
+darkness. Now that he knew what to expect it was not very unlike
+speaking to one who slept and held converse in his sleep.</p>
+
+<p>"I have sent for Mr Tubes, but, making due allowance, he can scarcely
+get here in less than an hour," he said. "If in the meantime there is
+anything that you wish to tell me, to make doubly sure, it will be
+received as a most sacred confidence."</p>
+
+<p>There was a longer pause than any before, so long that the watcher by
+the bedside was preparing to speak again; then the lips slowly opened,
+and the same full, substantial voice made reply.</p>
+
+<p>"I will wait. But he must be quick&mdash;quick!"</p>
+
+<p>The words seemed to disclose a fear, but there was no outward sign of
+failing power. Hampden ventured on another point.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you in pain?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>The reply came more quickly this time, and, perhaps because he was
+looking for some such indication, the listener fancied that he caught
+the faintest stumbling, a little blurring of the outline here and there.</p>
+
+<p>"No, I am in no pain. But I have a terrible anxiety that weighs me
+down."</p>
+
+<p>There was nothing to be gained by further questioning. Sir John returned
+to the other room. The fire was low and the grate choked with ashes; he
+had begun to replenish it when a curious sound startled him. He only
+heard it between the raspings of the poker as he raked the ashes out,
+but it was not to be mistaken. It was the sharp, dry, clock-like
+whirring that had been the first indication of life and speech beyond
+the bedroom door more than an hour before.</p>
+
+<p>A board creaked behind him, and he turned with an exclamation to see the
+dreadful child standing in the middle of the room. Barefooted, she had
+slipped noiselessly in from the hall at the first tremor of that unusual
+sound, and now, with her dilated eyes fixed fearfully on the door, her
+shrinking form bent forward, she slowly crept nearer step by step. Her
+face quivered with terror, her whole body shook, but she went on as
+surely as though a magnet drew her.</p>
+
+<p>"What are you doing?" cried Hampden sharply. "Why did you not stay where
+I told you?"</p>
+
+<p>She turned her face, but not her eyes, towards him. "Yer heard it,
+didn't yer?" she whispered. "Ain't that what they call the death-rattle
+what comes?"</p>
+
+<p>He took her by the shoulder and swung her impatiently round. "Go back,
+you imp," he commanded. "Back and stay there, or you shall go out."</p>
+
+<p>She crept back, looking fearfully over her shoulder all the way.
+Something else was happening to engage Hampden's attention. In the next
+room the man was speaking, speaking spontaneously, as he had done once
+before, but beyond all doubt the voice was weaker now. The momentary
+interruption of the child's presence had drowned the first part of the
+sentence, but Hampden caught a word that strung up every faculty he
+possessed&mdash;"League."</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;&mdash;League will then suddenly issue a notice to all its members,
+putting an embargo&mdash;a boycott, if you will&mdash;on&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The voice trailed off, and, although he sprang to the door, Sir John
+could not distinguish another word. But that fragment alone was
+sufficiently startling. To the President of the Unity League it could
+only have one meaning; for it was true! Some&mdash;how much?&mdash;of their plan
+lay open. And to how many was it known? The terrible anxiety of this
+poor, battered wreck, unconsciously loyal to his class in death, to give
+the warning before he passed away, seemed to indicate that nothing but
+the frayed thread of one existence stood in the League's path yet.</p>
+
+<p>Was there anything to be done? That was Hampden's first thought. There
+was plainly one thing: to learn, if possible, before Mr Tubes's arrival,
+how much was known.</p>
+
+<p>Nothing was changed; only the death-watch ticked again. He leaned over
+the bed in his eagerness, and, stilling the throbbing excitement of his
+blood, tried to speak in a tone of commonplace indifference.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, continue."</p>
+
+<p>There was no response.</p>
+
+<p>"Repeat the sentence," he commanded, concentrating his voice in his
+desperation, and endeavouring by mere force of will to impose its
+authority on the indefinite consciousness.</p>
+
+<p>Just as well might he have commanded the man to get up and walk.</p>
+
+<p>Had that last elusive thread that held him to mortality been broken?
+Hampden bent still lower. The pallid face was no more pallid than
+before, but before it could scarcely have been more death-like. The
+acutest test could not have found a trace of breath. He put together the
+gradual failing of the voice that little more than an hour ago had been
+as full and vigorous as his own, the unfinished sentence, the
+silence&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly he straightened himself by the bedside with a sense of guilt
+that struck him like a blow. What was he thinking&mdash;hoping? Who was
+he&mdash;Sir John Hampden, President of the Unity League? Not in that room!
+The man who watched by the bedside stood there even as the humblest
+servant of the Order of St. Martin, pledged while in that service to
+succour in "trouble, sorrow, need, sickness, or any other adversity."</p>
+
+<p>It did not occur to him to debate the point. His way seemed very
+straight and clear. His plain duty to the dying man was to try by every
+means in his power to carry out his one overwhelming desire. Its
+successful accomplishment might aim a more formidable blow at his own
+ambition than almost anything else that could happen. It could not ward
+off the attack upon which the League was now concentrating&mdash;nothing
+could do that&mdash;but an intimate knowledge of the details of that scheme
+of retaliation might act in a hundred adverse ways. Hampden did not stop
+to consider what might happen on the one side and on the other. A
+thousand years of argument and sophistries could not alter the one great
+fact of his present duty. He had a very simple conscience, and he
+followed it.</p>
+
+<p>If he could have speeded Mr Tubes's arrival he would have done so now.
+He went into the hall to listen. The street child was still there,
+sitting on the coal, as sharp-eyed and wakefully alert as ever. He had
+forgotten her.</p>
+
+<p>"Come, little imp," he said kindly, "I ought to have packed you off long
+ago." It was, in point of fact, nearly eleven o'clock.</p>
+
+<p>"Ain't doin' no aharm to the coal," she muttered.</p>
+
+<p>"That's not the question. You ought to have been at home and in bed by
+this time of night."</p>
+
+<p>She looked up at him sharply with a suspicion that such innocence in a
+grown-up man could not be unassumed.</p>
+
+<p>"Ain't got no bed," she said contemptuously. "Ain't got no 'ome."</p>
+
+<p>A sentence rang through his mind: "The birds of the air have nests."</p>
+
+<p>"Where do you sleep?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Anywhere," she replied.</p>
+
+<p>"And how do you live?"</p>
+
+<p>"Anyhow."</p>
+
+<p>The lowest depths of human poverty had not been abolished by Act of
+Parliament after all.</p>
+
+<p>A knock at the door interrupted the reflection. The child had already
+heard the step and sought to efface herself in the darkest corner.</p>
+
+<p>Hampden had not noticed the significance of the knock. He opened the
+door, prepared to admit the Home Secretary. So thoroughly had he
+dissociated his own personality from the issue, that he felt the keenest
+interest that the man should arrive before it was too late. He opened
+the door to admit him, and experienced an actual pang of disappointment
+when he saw who stood outside.</p>
+
+<p>He had sent a telegram instead. Whatever the telegram said did not
+matter very much. Hampden instinctively guessed that he was not coming
+then&mdash;was not on his way. Anything less than that would be too late.</p>
+
+<p>He took the orange envelope and opened it beneath the flaring gas that
+piped and whistled at the stairhead.</p>
+
+<p>"There is no reply," he said quietly, folding the paper slowly and
+putting it away in his pocket-book. Were it not that the gain to Hampden
+of the League was so immense one might have thought, to see him at that
+moment, that he felt ashamed of something in life.</p>
+
+<p>Members of Parliament had every department of the postal system freely
+at their service. The statement may not be out of place, for this was
+what the telegram contained:</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>"Deeply regret to hear of Comrade Flak's accident, and will
+have it fully enquired into. Was it while he was engaged at
+work? Cannot, however, recall any business upon which he could
+wish to see me. Probably a mental hallucination caused by
+shock. Have been terribly busy all day, and am engaged at this
+moment with important State papers which <i>must</i> be finished
+before I go to bed. If it is thought desirable I will, on
+receiving another wire, come first thing in the morning, but
+before deciding to take this course I beg you to consider
+incessant calls made on my time. Let everything possible be
+done for the poor fellow.</p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">James Tubes.</span>"</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>The burden of failure pressed on Hampden as he walked slowly to the
+bedroom. In that environment of death his own gain did not touch him at
+all, so completely had he succeeded in eliminating for the time every
+consideration except an almost fanatical sense of duty to the articles
+of the Order. It would be better, he felt, if the shadowy consciousness
+that hovered around the bed could have sunk finally into its eternal
+sleep, without suffering the pang of being recalled only to hear <i>this</i>,
+but something in the atmosphere of the room, a brooding tension of
+expectancy that seemed to quicken in the silence, warned him that this
+was not to be.</p>
+
+<p>"A reply has been received from Mr Tubes in answer to our telegram."</p>
+
+<p>"He is here?" There was no delay this time; there was an intense
+eagerness that for a brief minute overcame the growing weakness.</p>
+
+<p>"No. He cannot come. He regrets, but he is engaged on matters of
+national importance."</p>
+
+<p>Silence. Painful silence. In it Hampden seemed to share the cruel
+frustration of so great a hope deferred.</p>
+
+<p>"There is this," he continued, more for the sake of making any
+suggestion than from a belief in its practicability; "I might go and
+compel him to come. If he understood the urgency&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"It is too late.... A little time ago there was a thin white mist; now
+it is a solid wall of dense rolling fog. It is nearer&mdash;relentless,
+unevadable...."</p>
+
+<p>"I can still write down what you have to say. Consider, it is the only
+hope."</p>
+
+<p>"I cannot judge.... I had a settled conviction that no other ear....
+Stay, quick; there are the notes! Incomplete, but they will put him on
+the track.... Swear, swear that you will place them in his hand unread."</p>
+
+<p>"I swear to do as you ask me. Go on quickly."</p>
+
+<p>"To-night, now. Do not ... do not let ... do not wait...."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes. But the notes? Where are they? How am I to know them?" The
+voice was growing very thin and faltering, weaker with every word. The
+disappointment had sapped all its failing strength at a single blow.</p>
+
+<p>"The notes ... yes. You will explain.... The black wall ... how it
+towers!..." He was whispering inaudibly.</p>
+
+<p>Hampden leaned over the dying man in a final effort.</p>
+
+<p>"Flak!" he cried, "the notes on the Unity League! Where are they?
+Speak!"</p>
+
+<p>"The envelope"&mdash;he caught a breath of sound&mdash;"... coat lining.... <i>I
+must go</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>Twenty minutes later Sir John picked up his motor brougham in New Oxford
+Street. He had telephoned immediately on leaving Paradise Buildings for
+it to start out at once and wait for him near Mudie's corner. In
+Paradise Street he had seen a bacchanalian group surrounding "Mrs Flak,"
+high priestess, who chanted a song in praise of home and the domestic
+virtues. It was at this point that he missed the ghoul-child from his
+side.</p>
+
+<p>A south-east wind was carrying the midnight boom of the great clock at
+Westminster as far as Kilburn when he turned out of the High Road, and
+the little clocks around had taken up the chorus, like small dogs
+envious of the baying of a hound, as he stopped before the Home
+Secretary's house.</p>
+
+<p>There was a light still burning in a room on the ground floor, and it
+was Mr Tubes himself who came to the door.</p>
+
+<p>"I have to place in your hands an envelope of papers entrusted to me by
+a man called Flak who died in Paradise Street an hour ago," said
+Hampden, and with the act he brought his night of duty as a faithful
+servant of his Order to an end.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that's you," said Mr Tubes, peering out into the darkness. "I had a
+wire about it. So the poor man is dead?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied Hampden a shade drily. "The poor man is dead."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tubes fancied that he saw the lamps of a cab beyond his garden gate,
+and he wondered whether he was being expected to offer to pay the fare.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it's very good of you to take the trouble, though, between
+ourselves, I hardly imagine that the papers are likely to be of any
+importance," he remarked. "Now may I ask who I am indebted to?"</p>
+
+<p>Hampden had already turned to go. He recognised that in the strife which
+he was about to precipitate, the man who stood there would be his
+natural antagonist, and he regretted that he could not find it in his
+nature to like him any better than he did.</p>
+
+<p>"What I have done, I have done as a servant of the Order of St Martin,"
+he replied. "What I am about to do," he added, "I shall do as Sir John
+Hampden."</p>
+
+<p>And leaving Mr Tubes standing on the doorstep in vast surprise, the
+electric carriage turned its head-lights to the south again.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XII" id="CHAPTER_XII"></a>CHAPTER XII</h2>
+
+<h3>BY TELESCRIBE</h3>
+
+
+<p>What Sir John Hampden was "about to do" he had decided in the course of
+the outward journey.</p>
+
+<p>There was nothing in his actions, past or prospective, that struck him
+as illogical. He would have said, indeed, that they were the only
+possible outcome of the circumstance.</p>
+
+<p>For the last four hours, as the nameless emissary of the Order to whose
+discipline he bound himself, he had merged every other feeling in his
+duty to the dying man and in the fulfilment of a death-bed charge.</p>
+
+<p>That was over; now, as the President of the Unity</p>
+
+<p>League, he was on his way to try by every means in his power to minimise
+the effect of what he had done; to anticipate and counteract the value
+of the warning he had so scrupulously conveyed.</p>
+
+<p>It was a fantastic predicament. He had sat for perhaps half an hour with
+the unsealed envelope in his pocket, and no eye had been upon him. He
+had declared passionately, year after year, that class and class were
+now at war, that the time for courteous retaliation was long since past,
+that social martial law had been proclaimed. Yet as he drove back to
+Trafalgar Chambers he would have given a considerable sum of money&mdash;the
+League being not ill provided, say fifty thousand pounds&mdash;to know the
+extent of those notes.</p>
+
+<p>When he reached the offices it was almost half-past twelve. Salt would
+be flying northward as fast as steam could take him, and for the next
+two hours at least, cut off from the possibility of any communication.
+The burden of decision lay on Hampden alone.</p>
+
+<p>He had already made it. Within an hour he would have pledged the League
+to a line of policy from which there was no retreat. Before another day
+had passed the Government could recall the little band of secret service
+agents and consign their reports to the wastepaper basket. Every one
+would know everything. Everything? He smiled until the remembrance of
+that cheap frayed envelope in Mr Tubes's possession drove the smile
+away.</p>
+
+<p>Next to his own office stood the instrument room. Here, behind double
+doors that deadened every sound, were ranged the telephones, the tape
+machines, the Fessenden-d'Arco installation, and that most modern
+development of wireless telegraphy which had come just in time to save
+the over-burdened postal system from chronic congestion, the telescribe.</p>
+
+<p>Hampden had not appeared to move hurriedly, but it was just seventeen
+seconds after he had sent his brougham roving eastward that he stood
+before the telephone.</p>
+
+<p>"1432 St Paul's, please."</p>
+
+<p>There was a sound as of rushing water and crackling underwood. Then the
+wire seemed to clear itself like a swimmer rising from the sea, and a
+quiet, far-away voice was whispering in his ear: "Yes, I'm Lidiat."</p>
+
+<p>"I am at Trafalgar Chambers," said Hampden, after giving his name. "I
+want you to drop <i>anything</i> you are on and come here. If my motor is not
+waiting for you at the corner of Chancery Lane, you will meet it along
+the Strand."</p>
+
+<p>At the other end of the wire, Lidiat&mdash;the man who possessed the sixth
+code typewriter&mdash;looked rather blankly at his pipe, at the little silver
+carriage clock ticking on the mantelpiece, at the fluted white-ware
+coffee set, and at his crowded desk. Then, concluding that if the
+President of the Unity League sent a message of that kind after midnight
+and immediately rang off again he must have a good reason for it, he
+locked up his room as it stood, took up a few articles promiscuously
+from the rack in the hall, and walked out under the antique archway into
+Fleet Street.</p>
+
+<p>In the meantime the Exchange was being urged to make another attempt to
+get on with "2743 Vincent," this time with success.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Salt is not 'ere, I repeat, sir," an indignant voice was protesting.
+"He is out of town."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes, Dobson, I know," replied "St James's." "I am Sir John
+Hampden. What train did your master go by?"</p>
+
+<p>"Beg pardon, sir," apologised "Vincent." "Didn't recognise your voice at
+first, Sir John. The wires here is 'issing 'orrible to-night. He went by
+the 10 o'clock from the Great Central, and told me to meet the 10.40
+Midland to-morrow morning."</p>
+
+<p>"He did actually go by the 10 train?"</p>
+
+<p>"I 'anded him the despatch case through the carriage window not five
+minutes before the whistle went. He was sitting with his&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, Dobson. That's all I wanted to know. Sorry if you had to get
+up. Good night," and Sir John cut off a volume of amiable verbosity as
+he heard the bell of his Launceston ring in the street below.</p>
+
+<p>"Fellow watching your place," said Lidiat, jerking his head in the
+direction of a doorway nearly opposite, as Hampden admitted him. Had he
+himself been the object of the watcher's attention it would have been
+less remarkable, for had not the time and the place been London after
+midnight, Lidiat's appearance must have been pronounced bizarre.
+Reasonable enough on all other points he had a fixed conviction that it
+was impossible for him to work after twelve o'clock at night unless he
+wore a red silk skull cap, flannels, and yellow Moorish slippers. Into
+this æsthetic costume he had changed half an hour before Hampden rang
+him up, and in it, with the addition of a very short overcoat and a silk
+hat that displayed an inch of red beneath the brim, he now stepped from
+the brougham, a large, bovine-looking man, perfectly bald, and still
+clinging to his pipe.</p>
+
+<p>Hampden laughed contemptuously as he glanced across the street.</p>
+
+<p>"They have put on half a dozen private enquiry men lately," he
+explained. "They are used to divorce, and their sole idea of the case
+seems to be summed up in the one stock phrase, 'watching the house.'
+Possibly they expect to see us through the windows, making bombs. Why
+don't they watch Paris instead? Egyptian Three Per Cents. have gone up
+75 francs in the last fortnight, all from there, and for no obvious
+reason."</p>
+
+<p>Lidiat nodded weightily. "We stopped too much comment," he said. "Lift
+off?"</p>
+
+<p>"There are only two short flights," apologised Hampden. "Yes; I saw that
+even the financial papers dismissed it as a 'Pied Piper rise.' Here we
+are."</p>
+
+<p>They had not lingered as they talked, although the journalist ranked
+physical haste and bodily exertion&mdash;as typified by flights of
+stairs&mdash;among the forbidden things of life.</p>
+
+<p>Hampden had brought him to the instrument room. In view of what he was
+asking of Lidiat, some explanation was necessary, but he put it into the
+narrowest possible form. It was framed not on persuasiveness but
+necessity.</p>
+
+<p>"Salt is away, something has happened, and we have to move a week before
+we had calculated."</p>
+
+<p>Lidiat nodded. He accepted the necessity as proved; explanation would
+have taken time. His training and occupation made him chary of
+encouraging two words when one would do, between midnight and the hour
+when the newspapers are "closed up" and the rotaries begin to move.</p>
+
+<p>"I should like," continued Hampden, "in to-day's issue of every morning
+paper a leader, two six-inch items of news, one home one foreign, and a
+single column six-inch advertisement set in the middle of a full white
+page."</p>
+
+<p>Lidiat had taken off his hat and overcoat and placed them neatly on a
+chair. It occurred to him as a fair omen that Providence had dealt
+kindly with him in not giving him any opportunity of changing his
+clothes. He now took out his watch and hung it on a projecting stud of
+the telephone box.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and the minimum?" He did not think, as a lesser man with equal
+knowledge of Fleet Street might have done, that Hampden had gone mad. He
+knew that conventionally such a programme was impossible, but he had
+known of impossible things being done, and in any case he understood by
+the emphasis that this was what Hampden would have done under freer
+circumstances.</p>
+
+<p>"That is what I leave to you. The paragraphs and comment at some length
+I shall look for. The provinces are out of the question, I suppose? The
+eight leading London dailies <i>must</i> be dealt with."</p>
+
+<p>"You give me <i>carte blanche</i>, of course&mdash;financially?"</p>
+
+<p>"Absolutely, absolutely. Guarantee everything to them. Let them arrange
+for special trains at all the termini. Let them take over all the
+garages, motor companies, and cab yards in London as going concerns for
+twelve hours. They will all be in it except <i>The Tocsin</i> and <i>The
+Masses</i>. We can deal with the distributing houses later. You see the
+three points? It is the patriotic thing to do at any cost; they can have
+anything they like to make up time; and it is absolutely essential."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Lidiat; "and the matter?"</p>
+
+<p>Hampden had already taken a pencilled sheet of paper from his pocket. He
+had written it on his way up to Kilburn. He now handed it to the
+journalist.</p>
+
+<p>"Between four and five o'clock that will be telescribed over the entire
+system," he explained. "Those who are not on the call will see it in the
+papers or hear from others. Every one will know before to-night."</p>
+
+<p>He watched Lidiat sharply as he read the statement. Apart from the two
+principals, he was the first man in England to receive the confidence,
+and Sir John had a curiosity, not wholly idle, to see how it would
+strike him. But Lidiat was not, to use an obsolete phrase, "the man in
+the street." He absorbed the essence of the manifesto with a trained,
+practical grasp, and then held out his hand for the other paper, while
+his large, glabrous face remained merely vacant in its expression.</p>
+
+<p>The next paper was a foreign telegram in cipher, and as Lidiat read the
+decoded version that was pinned to it, the baronet saw, or fancied that
+he saw, the flicker of a keener light come into his eyes and such a
+transient wave across his face, as might, in a man of impulse, indicate
+enthusiasm or appreciation.</p>
+
+<p>"Are there to be any more of these&mdash;presently?" was all he said.</p>
+
+<p>"I think that I might authorise you to say that there will be others to
+publish, as the moment seems most propitious."</p>
+
+<p>"Very good. I will use the instruments now."</p>
+
+<p>"There is one more point," said Hampden, writing a few short lines on a
+slip of paper, "that it might be desirable to make public now."</p>
+
+<p>Lidiat took the paper. This was what he read:</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>"<i>You are at liberty to state definitely that the membership of
+the Unity League now exceeds five million persons.</i>"</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>There was a plentiful crop of grey hairs sown between Charing Cross and
+Ludgate Hill in the early hours of that summer morning. With his mouth
+to the telephone, Lidiat stirred up the purlieus of Fleet Street and the
+Strand until office after office, composing room after composing room,
+and foundry after foundry, all along the line, began to drone and hum
+resentfully, like an outraged apiary in the dead of night. When he once
+took up the wire he never put it down again until he had swept the
+"London Dailies: Morning" section of Sell and Mitchell from beginning to
+end. Those who wished to retort and temporise after he had done with
+them, had to fall back upon the telescribe&mdash;which involved the
+disadvantage to Fleet Street of having to write and coldly transmit the
+indignant messages that it would fain pour hot and blistering into its
+tormentor's ear. For two hours and a half by the watch beneath his eye
+he harrowed up all the most cherished journalistic traditions of the
+land, and from a small, box-like room a mile away, he controlled the
+reins of the Fourth Estate of an Empire&mdash;a large, fat, perspiring man of
+persuasive authority, and conscious of unlimited capital at his back.</p>
+
+<p>By the end of that time chaos had given place to order. <i>The Scythe</i> had
+shown an amenable disposition with a readiness suggesting that it
+possibly knew more than it had told in the past. <i>The Ensign</i> was won
+over by persuasion and the condition of the Navy, and <i>The Mailed Fist</i>
+was clubbed and bullied and cajoled with big names until it was dazed.
+For seven minutes Lidiat poured patriotism into the ear of <i>The
+Beacon's</i> editor, and gold into the coffers of <i>The Beacon's</i> manager,
+and then turned aside to win over <i>The Daily News-Letter</i> by telling it
+what <i>The Daily Chronicler</i> was doing, and the <i>Chronicler</i> by reporting
+the <i>News-Letter's</i> acquiescence. <i>The Morning Post Card</i> remained
+obdurate for half an hour, and only capitulated after driving down and
+having an interview with Hampden. <i>The Great Daily</i>&mdash;well, for more than
+a year <i>The Great Daily</i> had been the property and organ of the League,
+only no one had suspected it. The little <i>Illustrated Hour</i>, beset by
+the difficulty of half-tone blocks, and frantic at the thought of having
+to recast its plates and engage in the mysteries of "making ready" again
+after half its edition had been run off, was the last to submit. So long
+was it in making up its mind, that at last Lidiat sarcastically proposed
+an inset, and, taking the suggestion in all good faith, the <i>Illustrated
+Hour</i> startled its sober patrons by bearing on its outside page a gummed
+leaflet containing a leaderette and two news paragraphs.</p>
+
+<p>So the list spun out. Lidiat did not touch the provinces, but sixteen
+London dailies, including some sporting and financial organs, marked the
+thoroughness of his work. At half-past three he finally hung up the
+receiver; and taking the brougham, rode like another Wellington over the
+field of his still palpitating Waterloo. His appearance, bovine and
+imperturbable despite the shameful incongruity of his garb when revealed
+in the tremulous and romantic dawn of a day and of an epoch, and further
+set off by the unimpeachable correctness of the equipage from which he
+alighted, was a thing that rankled in the minds of lingering compositors
+and commissionaires until their dying days.</p>
+
+<p>A few minutes after his departure Hampden returned to the telephone and
+desired to make the curious connection "1 Telescribe."</p>
+
+<p>"Who is there?" he asked, when "1 Telescribe" responded.</p>
+
+<p>The man at the other end explained that he was a clerk on the main
+platform of "1 Telescribe"&mdash;name of Firkin, if the fact was of
+Metropolitan interest.</p>
+
+<p>"Is Mr Woodbarrow there yet?"</p>
+
+<p>It appeared, with increased respect, that Mr Woodbarrow was in his own
+office and could be informed of the gentleman's name.</p>
+
+<p>"Please tell him that Sir John Hampden wishes to speak with him."</p>
+
+<p>In two minutes another voice filtered through the wire, a voice which
+Hampden recognised.</p>
+
+<p>"What are you running with now, Mr Woodbarrow?" he asked, when brief
+courtesies had been exchanged.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Woodbarrow made an enquiry, and was able to report that a 5 H.P.
+Tangye was supplying all the power they needed at that hour. Nothing was
+coming through, he explained, except a few press messages from America,
+a little business from Australia, and some early morning news from
+China.</p>
+
+<p>"I should be obliged if you would put on the two Westinghouses as soon
+as you can, and then let me know when you can clear the trunk lines for
+a minute. Within the next hour I want to send an 'open board' message."</p>
+
+<p>There was no response to this matter-of-fact request for an appreciable
+five seconds, but if ever silence through a telephone receiver conveyed
+an impression of blank amazement at the other end, it was achieved at
+that moment.</p>
+
+<p>"Do I rightly understand, Sir John," enquired Mr Woodbarrow at the end
+of those five seconds, "that you wish to repeat a message over the
+entire system?"</p>
+
+<p>"That is quite correct."</p>
+
+<p>"It will constitute a record."</p>
+
+<p>"An interesting occasion, then."</p>
+
+<p>"Have you calculated the fees, Sir John?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I have not had the time. You will let me know when the power is
+up?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr Woodbarrow, only just beginning to realise fully the magnitude of the
+occasion and tingling with anticipation, promised to act with all
+possible speed, and going to his own room Sir John took up an agate pen
+and proceeded to write with special ink on prepared paper this
+encyclical despatch.</p>
+
+<p>A library of books had been written on the subject of the telescribe
+within two years of its advent, but a general description may be
+outlined untechnically in a page or two. It was, for the moment, the
+last word of wireless telegraphy. It was efficient, it was speedy, it
+was cheap, and it transmitted in facsimile. It had passed the stage of
+being wondered at and had reached that of being used. It was universal.
+It was universal, that is, not in the sense that tongues are universally
+in heads, for instance, but, to search for a parallel, as universal as
+letter-boxes are now on doors, book-cases in houses, or cuffs around
+men's wrists. There were, in point of number, about three millions on
+the index book.</p>
+
+<p>It was speedy because there was no call required, no intervention of a
+connecting office to wait for. That was purely automatic. Above the
+telescribe box in one's hall, study, or sitting-room, was a wooden panel
+studded with eight rows of small brass knobs, sixteen knobs in each row.
+These could be depressed or raised after the manner of an electric light
+stud, and a similar effect was produced: a connection was thereby made.</p>
+
+<p>All the country&mdash;England and Wales&mdash;was mapped out into sixteen primary
+divisions, oblong districts of equal size. The top row of brass knobs
+corresponded with these divisions, and by pulling down any knob the
+operator was automatically put into communication with that part of the
+system, through the medium of the huge central station that reared its
+trellised form, like an Eiffel Tower, above the hill at Harrow, and the
+subsidiary stations which stood each in the middle of its division.</p>
+
+<p>The second stage was reached by subdividing each primary division into
+sixteen oblong districts, and with these the second row of knobs
+corresponded. Six more times the subdividing process was repeated, and
+each subdivision had its corresponding row. The final division
+represented plots of ground so small that no house or cottage could
+escape location.</p>
+
+<p>Pulling down the corresponding studs on the eight rows instantly and
+automatically established the connection. The written communication
+could then be transmitted, and in the twinkling of an eye it was traced
+on a sheet of paper in the receiving box. There was no probability of
+the spaces all being occupied with telescribes for some years to come. A
+calculation will show that there was provision for a good many thousand
+million boxes, but only three million were fixed and attuned at this
+period.</p>
+
+<p>That, briefly, was the essential of the telescribe system. It was
+invaluable for most purposes, but not for all. Though speedier than the
+letter, it lacked its privacy when it reached its destination, and it
+also, in the eyes of many, lacked the sentimental touch, as from hand to
+hand, which a letter may convey. It carried no enclosures, of course,
+and, owing to the difficulties of ink and paper, printed matter could
+not be telescribed at all. It cost twice as much as a letter, but as
+this was spread in the proportion of three-quarters to the sender and
+one quarter to the receiver the additional cost was scarcely felt by
+either. Thus it came about that although the telescribe had diminished
+the volume of telegrams by ninety per cent., and had made it possible
+still to cope with a volume of ordinary postal correspondences which up
+to that time had threatened to swamp the department, it had actually
+superseded nothing.</p>
+
+<p>At four o'clock Mr Woodbarrow called up Sir John and reported that the
+two great engines were running smoothly, and that for three minutes the
+entire system would be closed against any message except his. In other
+words, while the "in" circuit was open to three million boxes, the "out"
+circuit was closed against all except one. It was not an absolutely
+necessary precaution, for overlapping telescripts "stored latent" until
+the way was clear, but it was not an occasion on which to hesitate about
+taking every safeguard.</p>
+
+<p>The momentous order was already written. Hampden opened the lid of a
+small flat box supported on the telescribe shelf by four vulcanite feet,
+put the paper carefully in, and closed the lid again. He had pulled down
+the eight rows of metal studs in anticipation of Woodbarrow's message,
+and there was only one more thing to do. A practical, unemotional man,
+and not unused, in an earlier decade, to controlling matters of national
+importance with energy and decision, he now stood with his hand above
+the fatal switch, not in any real doubt about his action, but with a
+kind of fascinated time-languor. A minute had already passed. To pull
+down the tiny lever and release it would not occupy a second. At what
+period of those three minutes should he do it? How long <i>dare</i> he leave
+it? He caught himself wondering whether on the last second&mdash;and with an
+angry exclamation at the folly he pressed the lever home.</p>
+
+<p>There was no convulsion of nature; a little bell a foot away gave a
+single stroke, and that was all the indication that the President of the
+Unity League had passed the Rubicon and unmasked his battery.</p>
+
+<p>This was what he had written and scattered broadcast over the land:</p>
+
+<h4>"THE UNITY LEAGUE.</h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"The time has now arrived when it is necessary for the League
+to take united action in order to safeguard the interests of
+its members.</p>
+
+<p>"In directing a course which may entail some inconvenience, but
+can hardly, with ordinary foresight, result in real hardship,
+your President reminds you of the oft-repeated warning that
+such a demand would inevitably be made upon your sincerity. The
+opportunity is now at hand for proving that as a class our
+resource and endurance are not less than those of our
+opponents.</p>
+
+<p>"On or before the 22nd July, members of the League will cease
+until further notice to purchase or to use coal in the form of
+(<i>a</i>) Burning Coal (except such as may be already on their
+premises), (<i>b</i>) Coke (with the exception as before), (<i>c</i>)
+Gas, (<i>d</i>) Coal-produced electricity.</p>
+
+<p>"The rule applies to all private houses, offices, clubs,
+schools, and similar establishments; to all hotels,
+restaurants, boarding-houses and lodging-houses, with the
+exception (for the time) of necessary kitchen fires, which will
+be made the subject of a special communication, to all
+greenhouses and conservatories not used for the purposes of
+trade; and to all shops, workshops, and similar buildings where
+oil or other fuel or illuminant not produced or derived from
+coal can be safely substituted.</p>
+
+<p>"Members of the League who have no coal in stock, and who do
+not possess facilities for introducing a substitute
+immediately, are at liberty to procure sufficient to last for a
+week. With this exception members are required to cancel all
+orders at present placed for coal. The League will take all
+responsibility and will defend all actions for breach of
+contract.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Members of the League are earnestly requested to co-operate
+in this line of action both as regards the letter and the
+spirit of the rule.</i></p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Members are emphatically assured that every possible
+development of the campaign has been fully considered during
+the past two years, and it is advanced with absolute confidence
+that nothing unforeseen can happen to mar its successful
+conclusion.</span></p>
+
+<p>"Nothing but the loyal co-operation of members is required to
+ensure the triumph of those Principles of Government which the
+League has always advocated, and a complete attainment of the
+object for which the League came into existence.</p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">John Hampden</span>, <i>President</i>.</p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Trafalgar Chambers</span>,</p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">London</span>, 15<sup><i>th</i></sup> <i>July</i> 1918."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>In the past the world had seen very many strikes on the part of workers,
+not selfishly conceived in their essence, but bringing a great deal of
+poverty and misery in their train, and declared solely for the purpose
+of benefiting the strikers through the necessity of others. In the more
+recent past the world had seen employers combine and declare a few
+strikes (the word will serve a triple purpose) for just the same end and
+accompanied by precisely similar results. It was now the turn of the
+consumers to learn the strike lesson, the most powerful class of all,
+but the most heterogeneous to weld together. The object was the same but
+pursued under greater stress; the weapons would be similar but more
+destructive; the track of desolation would be there but wider, and the
+end&mdash;&mdash;On that morning of the 15th of July the end lay beyond a very
+dim and distant shock of dust and turmoil that the eye of none could
+pierce.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII"></a>CHAPTER XIII</h2>
+
+<h3>THE EFFECT OF THE BOMB</h3>
+
+
+<p>Mr Strummery having finished his breakfast with the exception of a
+second glass of hot water, which constituted the amiable man's only
+beverage, took up his copy of <i>The Scythe</i>. He had already glanced
+through <i>The Tocsin</i>, in which he had a small proprietary interest, but
+he also subscribed to <i>The Scythe</i>, partly because it brought to his
+door a library which he found useful when he had to assume an intimate
+knowledge of a subject at a day's notice, partly because the crudely
+blatant note of <i>The Tocsin</i> occasionally failed to strike a sympathetic
+cord.</p>
+
+<p>He had found that morning in his telescribe receiver the Trafalgar
+Chambers manifesto which had been flashed to friend and foe alike. He
+had read it with a frown; it savoured of impertinence that it should be
+sent to him. He finished it with a laugh, half-contemptuous,
+half-annoyed. He saw that it was a stupid move unless the League had
+abandoned all hope of forming the League-Labour alliance; in any case,
+it was a blow that stung but could not wound. All the chances were that
+nothing would come of it; <i>but</i>, if a million people did give up burning
+coal for say a month, if a million people <i>did</i> that&mdash;well, it would be
+very inconvenient to themselves, but there would certainly be a good
+many tens of thousand pounds less wages paid out in districts that
+seemed to be far from satisfactory even as it was.</p>
+
+<p><i>The Tocsin</i> did not refer to the matter at all. Mr Strummery opened
+<i>The Scythe</i>, and was rather surprised to see, beneath five lines of
+heavy heading on the leader page, a full account of Sir John Hampden's
+sudden move. Instinctively his eye turned to the leader columns. As he
+had half expected there was a leader on the subject, not very long but
+wholly benedictory. In rather less measured phrases than the premier
+organ usually adopted and with other signs of haste, readers were urged
+to enter whole-heartedly into this development of bloodless civil war of
+which the impending Personal Property Act had been the first unmasked
+blow. He glanced on, not troubling about the views advanced until a
+casual statement drew a smothered exclamation from his lips. "An
+argument which will be used in a practical form by the five million
+adult members now on the books of the League&mdash;" ran the
+carelessly-dropped information. "It is a lie&mdash;a deliberately misleading
+lie," muttered the Premier angrily; but it was the truth. He read on.
+The article concluded: "In this connection the strong action taken by M.
+Gavard, as indicated in the telegrams from Paris which we print
+elsewhere, may be purely a coincidence, but it is curiously akin to
+those 'mathematical coincidences' that fall into their places in a
+well-planned campaign."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Strummery had no difficulty in finding the telegrams alluded to.
+Rushed through in frantic haste, the type had stood a hair's breadth
+higher than it should, and in the resulting blackness the words of the
+headlines leapt to meet his eye.</p>
+
+<h4>THE INDUSTRIAL WAR IN FRANCE</h4>
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">Prohibitive Tax on Coal</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p><i>From Our Special Correspondent</i></p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Paris</span> <i>Wednesday Night.</i></p>
+
+<p>"It is authoritatively stated that the industrial crisis which
+has been existing in the north, and to some extent in the
+Lyonnais districts, for the past six months is on the eve of a
+settlement. Yesterday M. Gavard returned from S. Etienne, and
+after seeing several of his colleagues and some leading members
+of the Chamber of Commerce, left at once for Lens. Early this
+morning he was met at the Maison du Peuple by deputations from
+the Syndicate of Miners, the 'Broutchouteux,' the Association
+of Mine Owners, the Valenciennes iron masters, and
+representatives of some other industries.</p>
+
+<p>"The proceedings were conducted in private, but it is
+understood in well-informed circles here that in accordance
+with the plenary powers conferred on him by the Chambers in
+view of the critical situation, M. Gavard proposed to raise the
+small existing tax on imported coal to an <i>ad valorem</i> tax of
+55 p.c. The mine owners on their side will guarantee a minimum
+wage of 8f. 15c., and commence working at once, reinstating all
+men within a week of the imposing of the tax. The amalgamated
+industries acquiesce to a general immediate advance of 1f.
+75<i>c.</i> per ton (metric) in the price of coal, and will start
+running as soon as the first portion of their orders can be
+filled.</p>
+
+<p>"Troops are still being massed in the affected districts, but
+after last Thursday's pitched battle a tone of sullen apathy is
+generally preserved. There was, however, severe rioting at
+Anzin this morning, and about 200 casualties are reported."</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<p><span class="smcap">Paris.</span> <i>Later.</i></p>
+
+<p>"The terms of settlement contained in my earlier message are
+confirmed. They will remain in operation for a year. The tax
+will come into force almost immediately, three days' grace
+being allowed for vessels actually in French ports to unload.
+In view of your Government's subsidy to English coal
+exportation and its disastrous effects on French mining, and,
+subsequently, on other industries, the imposition of the tax
+will be received with approval in most quarters."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>As the Prime Minister reached the end of the paragraph he heard a
+vehicle stop at his door, followed by an attack on bell and knocker that
+caused Mrs Strummery no little indignation. It was Mr Tubes arriving,
+after indulging in the unusual luxury of a cab, and the next minute he
+was shown into his chief's presence. Both men unconsciously frowned
+somewhat as they met, but the ex-collier was infinitely the more
+disturbed of the two.</p>
+
+<p>"You got my 'script?" he asked, as they shook hands.</p>
+
+<p>"No; did you write?" replied Mr Strummery. "To tell the truth, this
+meddling piece of imbecility on Hampden's part, and his gross
+impertinence in sending it to me, put everything else out of my head for
+the moment. You have seen it?"</p>
+
+<p>"You wouldn't need to ask that if you'd passed a newspaper shop," said
+Mr Tubes grimly. "The newsbills are full of nothing else. 'COAL WAR
+PROCLAIMED,' 'HAMPDEN'S REPLY TO THE P.P. TAX,' 'UNITY LEAGUE
+MANIFESTO,' and a dozen more. I had private word of it last night, but
+too late to do anything. That's why I asked half a dozen of
+them&mdash;Vossit, Guppling, Chadwing, and one or two more&mdash;to meet me here
+at half-past nine. Happen a few others will drop in now."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, don't let them see that you think the world is coming to an end,"
+said the Premier caustically. "Nothing may come of it yet."</p>
+
+<p>"That's all very well, Strummery," said Mr Tubes, with rising anger.
+"All very well for you; you don't come from a Durham division. I shall
+have it from both sides. Twenty thousand howling constituents and six
+hundred raving members."</p>
+
+<p>"Let them rave. They know better than press it too far. As for the
+miners, if they have to lose by it we can easily make grants to put them
+right." A sudden thought struck him; he burst out laughing. "Well,
+Tubes," he exclaimed boisterously, "I can excuse myself, but I should
+have thought that a man who came from a Durham constituency would have
+seen <i>that</i> before. Hampden must either be mad, or else he knows that
+his precious League won't stand very much. Don't you see? We are in the
+middle of summer now, and <i>for the next three months people will be
+burning hardly any coal at all</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>The Home Secretary jumped up and began to pace the room in seething
+impatience, before he could trust himself to speak.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't talk like that before the House with fifty practical men in it,
+for God's sake, Strummery," he exclaimed passionately. "Hampden couldn't
+well have contrived a more diabolical moment. Do you know what the
+conditions are? Well, listen. No one <i>is</i> burning any coal, and so it
+will be no hardship for them to do without. But every one is on the
+point of filling his cellar at summer prices to last all through the
+winter. And Hampden's five million&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe that," interposed the Premier hastily.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I do&mdash;now," retorted his colleague bitterly. "His five million
+are the five million biggest users of domestic coal in the country. They
+use more than all the rest put together. And they all fill their cellars
+in the summer or autumn."</p>
+
+<p>"Then?" suggested Mr Strummery.</p>
+
+<p>"Then they won't now," replied Mr Tubes. "That's all. The next ten weeks
+are the busiest in the year, from the deepest working to the suburban
+coal-shoot. Go and take a look round if you want to see. Every waggon,
+every coal-yard, every railway siding, every pit-bank is chock-full,
+ready. Only the cellars are empty. If the cellars are going to remain
+empty, what happens?" He threw out his left hand passionately, with a
+vigorous gesture. It suggested laden coal carts, crowded yards,
+over-burdened railways, all flung a stage back on to the already
+congested pit-heads, and banking up coal like the waters of the divided
+Red Sea into a scene of indescribable confusion.</p>
+
+<p>The Prime Minister sat thinking moodily, while his visitor paced the
+room and bit his lips with unpleasant vehemence. In the blades of
+morning sun, as he crossed and recrossed the room, one saw that Mr
+Tubes, neither tall nor stout but large, loosely boned, loosely dressed
+and loosely groomed, had light blue eyes, strong yellow teeth which came
+prominently into view as he talked, and a spotted sallow complexion,
+which conveyed the unfortunate, and unjust, impression of being dirty.</p>
+
+<p>"We shall have to do something to carry them on till the winter, that's
+all," declared Mr Strummery at length. "There's no doubt that the
+Leaguers will have to use coal then."</p>
+
+<p>"It's no good thinking that we can settle it off-hand with a few
+thousand pounds of strike pay, Strummery," said the Home Secretary
+impatiently, "because we can't. You have to know the conditions to see
+how that is. If there's a strike, the article has to be supplied from
+somewhere else at more money, and every one except those who <i>want</i> to
+strike keep on very much as before. But here, by God, they have us all
+along the line! Anything from fifty to a hundred thousand miners less
+required at one end, and anything from five to ten thousand coal carters
+at the other. And between? And dependent on each lot all through?" His
+ever-ready arm emphasised the situation by a comprehensive sweep.
+"You've heard say that coal is the life-blood of the country, happen?"
+he added. "Well, we're the heart."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you suggest, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's all a matter of money. If it can be done we must make up the
+difference; buy it, pay for it, and store it. There are the dockyards,
+the barracks, and we could open depôts here and in all the big towns. In
+that way we could spread it over as long a period as we liked. Then
+there's export. I think that has touched its limit for the time, but we
+might find it cheaper in the end to stimulate it more."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; but what about this French business? Are you allowing for that in
+your estimate?"</p>
+
+<p>"What French business?"</p>
+
+<p>"The French tax," said the Premier impatiently, pointing to the open
+<i>Scythe</i>. "You've seen about it, haven't you?"</p>
+
+<p>He had not. He snatched up the paper, muttering as he read the first few
+lines that he had glanced through <i>The Tocsin</i> before he came out, and
+that had been all. His voice became inaudible as he read on. When he had
+finished he was very pale. He flung the paper down and walked to the
+window, and stood there looking out without a word. The declaration of
+the coal war had filled him with smouldering rage; the Paris telegram
+had effectually chilled it. Before, he had felt anger; now he felt
+something that, expressed in words, was undistinguishable from fear.</p>
+
+<p>The men whom he had asked to meet him there were beginning to arrive.
+They had already heard Vossit and Chadwing pass upstairs talking. There
+was a step in the hall outside that could only belong to Tirrel. He had
+not been summoned, but, as Mr Tubes had anticipated, a few others were
+beginning to drop in. Guppling and two men whom he had met on the
+doorstep came in as Mr Tubes was finishing the Paris news.</p>
+
+<p>"It's not much good talking about it now," he said, turning from the
+window, "but if I had known of <i>this</i>, or even that the other would be
+out, I should have come here myself without bringing all these chaps
+down too. Not but what they'd have come, though. But when I wrote to
+them I'd just got the information, you understand, and it was thought
+that Hampden wouldn't be doing anything for a week at least."</p>
+
+<p>"He was too clever for you again?" said Strummery vindictively, as he
+rose to go upstairs.</p>
+
+<p>"So it seems," admitted Mr Tubes indifferently.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIV" id="CHAPTER_XIV"></a>CHAPTER XIV</h2>
+
+<h3>THE LAST CHANCE AND THE COUNSEL OF EXPEDIENCE</h3>
+
+
+<p>In the salon, where a month before they had drafted the outline of the
+Personal Property Bill, under the impression that government was a
+parlour game and Society a heap of spelicans, eight or nine men were
+already assembled. One or two sat apart, with ugly looks upon their
+faces. Mr Vossit was dividing his time between gazing up to the ceiling
+and making notes in a memorandum book as the points occurred to him. Sir
+Causter Kerr, Baronet of the United Kingdom, and Chevalier of the Order
+of the Golden Eagle, who in return for a thousand pounds a year
+permitted himself to be called First Lord of the Admiralty in a
+Socialist Government, was standing before a steel engraving with the
+title in German, "Defeat of the British at Majuba Hill, 27th February
+1881," but, judging from the slight sardonic grin on his thin features,
+he was thinking of something else. Sir Causter Kerr had assuredly not
+been invited to the meeting. The rest of the company stood together in
+one group, where they talked and laughed and looked towards the door
+from time to time, in expectation of their host's arrival.</p>
+
+<p>The talk and laughter dropped to a whisper and a smile as Mr Strummery
+entered and Mr Tubes followed, and with short greetings passed to their
+places at the table. The Prime Minister was popular, or he would not
+have held that position, but Mr Tubes was not. He was Home Secretary by
+virtue of the voice of the coal interest, so much the largest labour
+organisation in the country that if its wishes were ignored it could,
+like another body of miners in the past, very effectively demand to
+"know the reason why."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Jim, owd lad," said Cecil Brown hilariously, taking advantage of
+the fact that formal proceedings had not yet commenced, "hast geete howd
+o' onny more cipher pappers, schuzheou?" Cecil Brown, it may be
+explained, held that he had the privilege of saying offensive things to
+his friends without being considered offensive, and as no one ever
+thought of calling him anything else but "Cecil Brown," he was probably
+right. Of the Colonial Office, he was in some elation at the moment that
+his usually despised Department was quite out of this imbroglio.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, that was a very red, red herring, I'm more than thinking now," said
+Mr Guppling reflectively.</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly a salt fish, eh, Tirrel?" said Cecil Brown.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Strummery rapped sharply on the table with his knuckles, to indicate
+that the proceedings had better begin. A hard-working, conscientious
+man, he entirely missed the lighter side of life. He sometimes laughed,
+but in conversation his face never lit up with the ready, spontaneous
+smile; not because he was sad, but because he failed to see, not only
+the utility of a jest, but its point also. That conversational sauce
+which among friends who understand one another frequently takes the
+outer form of personal abuse, was to him merely flagrant insult.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tubes leaned across and spoke to his chief; and looking down the
+table the Premier allowed his gaze to rest enquiringly on Sir Causter
+Kerr.</p>
+
+<p>A man who <i>had</i> been invited jumped up. "I called on Comrade Kerr on my
+way here and took the liberty of asking him to come, because I thought
+that we might like to know something of the condition of the navy," he
+explained.</p>
+
+<p>"For what purpose?" enquired Mr Strummery smoothly.</p>
+
+<p>"Because," he replied, flaring up suddenly with anger, "because I regard
+this damned French tax, without a word of notice to us or our
+representative, as nothing more or less than a <i>casus belli</i>."</p>
+
+<p>The proceedings had begun.</p>
+
+<p>"Case of tinned rabbits!" contemptuously retorted a Mr Bilch, sitting
+opposite. "What d'yer think you're going to do if it is? Why, my infant,
+the French fleet would knock you and your <i>belli</i> into a packing <i>casus</i>
+in about ten minutes if you tried it on. You'll have to stomach that
+<i>casus belli</i>, and as many more as they care to send you."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Bilch was a new man, and was spoken of as a great acquisition to his
+party, though confessedly uncertain in his views and frequently
+illogical in his ground. His strength lay in the "happy turns" with
+which his speech was redolent, and his splendid invulnerability to
+argument, reason, or fact. He had formerly been a rag-sorter, and would
+doubtless have remained inarticulate and unknown had he not one day
+smoothed out a sheet of <i>The Tocsin</i> from the bin before him as he ate
+his dinner. A fully reported speech was therein described as perhaps the
+greatest oratorical masterpiece ever delivered outside Hyde Park. Mr
+Bilch read the speech, and modestly fancied that he could do as well
+himself. From that moment he never looked back, and although he was
+still a plain member he had forced his way by sheer merit into the
+circle of the Council Chamber.</p>
+
+<p>"It is against our principles to consider that contingency," interposed
+the Premier; "and in any case it is premature to talk of war when the
+courts of arbitration&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"That's right enough," interrupted the man who had first spoken of war,
+"and when it was a matter of fighting to grab someone else's land to
+fatten up a gang of Stock Exchange Hebrews, I was with you through thick
+and thin, but this is different. The very livelihood of our people is
+aimed at. I've nothing to say against the Hague in theory, but when you
+remember that we've never had a single decision given in our favour it's
+too important to risk to that. But why France should have done this, in
+this way and just at this moment, is beyond me."</p>
+
+<p>Yet it was not difficult to imagine. When many English manufactories
+were closed down altogether, or removed abroad because the conditions at
+home were too exacting for them, less coal was required in England. Less
+coal meant fewer colliers employed, and this touched the Government most
+keenly. The same amount of coal <i>must</i> be dug, especially as the
+operation of the Eight Hours Act had largely increased the number of
+those dependent on the mines; therefore more must be exported. The coal
+tax had long since gone; a substantial bounty was now offered on every
+ton shipped out of the country. It made a brave show. Never were such
+piping times known from Kirkcaldy to Cardiff. English coal could be shot
+down in Rouen, Nantes, or Bordeaux, even in Lille and Limoges, at a
+price that defied home competition. Prices fell; French colliery
+proprietors reduced wages; French miners came out on strike&mdash;a general
+strike&mdash;and for the time being French collieries ceased to have any
+practical existence. But France was requiring a million tons of coal a
+week, and having done the mischief, England could only, at the moment,
+let her have a quarter of a million a week, while German and Belgian
+coal had been knocked out of the competition and diverted elsewhere. The
+great industries had to cease working; chaos, civil war and anarchy
+began to reign....</p>
+
+<p>"Why France should have done this is beyond me."</p>
+
+<p>There was another reason, deeper. It was a commonplace that England had
+been cordially hated in turn by every nation in and out of Europe, but
+with all that there was no responsible nation in or out of Europe that
+dare contemplate a weak, a dying, England. France looked at the map of
+Europe, and the thought of the German Eagle flying over Dover Castle and
+German navies patrolling the seas from Land's End to The Skawe haunted
+her dreams. Russia wanted nothing in the world so much as another Thirty
+Years' Peace. Spain had more to lose than to gain; Italy had much to
+lose and nothing at all to gain. All the little independent states and
+nations remembered the Treaties of Vienna and Berlin, and trembled at
+the thought of what might happen now. Germany alone might have had
+visions, but Germany had a nightmare too, and when the man who ruled her
+councils with a strong if tortuous policy saw wave after wave of the
+infectious triumph of Socialism reach his own shores, he recognised that
+England's weakness was more hostile to his ambitions than England's
+strength.</p>
+
+<p>No one wanted two Turkeys in Europe.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see why we shouldn't make a naval demonstration, at all
+events," some one suggested hopefully. "That used to be enough, and the
+French Government must have plenty to look after at home."</p>
+
+<p>"Naval demonstration be boiled!" exclaimed Mr Bilch forcibly. "Send your
+little Willie to Hamley's for a tin steamer, and let him push it off
+Ramsgate sands if you want a naval demonstration, comrade. But don't
+show the Union Jack inside the three-mile limit on the other side of the
+Channel, or you'll have something so hot drop on your hands that you
+won't be able to lick it off fast enough."</p>
+
+<p>"I fail to see that," said Mr Vossit. "Heaven forbid that I should raise
+my voice in favour of bloodshed, but if it were necessary for
+self-preservation our navy is at least equal to that of any other
+power."</p>
+
+<p>"Is it?" retorted Mr Bilch, with so heavily-laden an expression of
+contemptuous derision on his face that it seemed as though he might be
+able to take it off, like a mask, and hang it on some one else. "Is it?
+Oh, it is, is it? Well, ask that man there. Ask him, is all I say.
+Simply ask <i>him</i>." His contorted face was thrust half-way across the
+table towards Mr Vossit, while his rigid arm with extended forefinger
+was understood to indicate Sir Causter Kerr.</p>
+
+<p>"As the subject has been raised, perhaps the First Lord of the Admiralty
+will reassure us on that point," said the Premier.</p>
+
+<p>"Dear, dear, no," replied Causter Kerr blandly. "We couldn't carry it
+through, Premier. You must not think of going to extremes."</p>
+
+<p>There was a moody silence in which men looked angrily at Kerr and at one
+another.</p>
+
+<p>"Are we to understand that the navy is <i>not</i> equal to that of any other
+power?" demanded Mr Vossit.</p>
+
+<p>"On paper, yes, comrade," replied Kerr, with a pitying little smile,
+"but on deep water, where battles are usually fought, no. It is a
+curious paradox that in order to be equal to any other single power
+England must be really very much stronger. I should also explain that
+from motives of economy no battleships have been launched or laid
+down during the last three years, and only four cruisers of
+questionable armament. Then as regards gunnery. From motives of
+economy actual practice is never carried out now, but the championship,
+dating from last year, lies at present with the armoured cruiser
+<i>Radium</i>:&mdash;stationary regulation target, 1-1/2 miles distant, speed 4
+knots, quarter charges, 3 hits out of 27 shots. As regards effective
+range&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Tell them this," struck in Mr Bilch, "they'll understand it better.
+Tell them that the <i>Intrepidy</i> could sail round and round the Channel
+Fleet and bloody well throw her shells over the moon and down on to
+their decks without ever once coming into range. Tell them that."</p>
+
+<p>"The picture so graphically drawn by Comrade Bilch is substantially
+correct," corroborated Sir Causter Kerr. "The <i>Intrépide</i>, together with
+three other battleships of her class, has an effective range of between
+four and five thousand yards more than that of any English ship.... But
+you have been told all this so often, comrades, that I fear it cannot
+interest you." Sir Causter was having his revenge for two years of
+subservience at a thousand pounds a year.</p>
+
+<p>"Then perhaps you will tell us, as First Lord of the Admiralty&mdash;the job
+you are paid for doing&mdash;what you imagine the navy is kept up for?"
+demanded a comrade with fierce resentment.</p>
+
+<p>"As far as I have been encouraged to believe, in that capacity," replied
+Kerr with easy insolence, "I imagine that its duties consist nowadays in
+patrolling the lobster-pots, and in amusing the visitors on the various
+seaside promenades by turning the searchlights on."</p>
+
+<p>"We won't ask you to remain any longer," said the Premier.</p>
+
+<p>Sir Causter Kerr rose leisurely. "Good morning, comrades," he remarked
+punctiliously, and going home wrote out his resignation, "from motives
+of patriotism," and sent a copy of the letter to all the papers.</p>
+
+<p>A man who had been standing by the door listening to the conversation
+now came forward with a copy of an early special edition of the <i>Pall
+Mall Gazette</i> in his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"You needn't sweat yourselves about being equal to a single power or
+not," he remarked with an unpleasant laugh. "Look at the 'fudge' there."
+And he threw the paper on the table, as though he washed his hands of it
+and many other things.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Bilch secured it, and turning to the space which is left blank for
+the inclusion of news received up to the very moment of going to press,
+he read aloud the single item it contained.</p>
+
+<h4>COAL WAR</h4>
+<blockquote>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Berlin</span>, <i>Thursday Morning</i>.</p>
+
+<p>"The action which France is reported to have taken had for some
+time been anticipated here. On all sides there is the opinion,
+amounting to conviction, that Germany must at once call into
+operation the power lying dormant in the Penalising Tariff and
+impose a tax on imported coal. It is agreed that otherwise, in
+her frantic endeavours to restore the balance of her export
+trade, England would flood this country with cheap coal and
+precipitate a state of things similar to that from which France
+is just emerging.</p>
+
+<p>"Emphasis is laid on the fact that such a measure will be
+self-protective and in no way aggressive. It is not anticipated
+that the tax will exceed 2 mks. 50 pf., or at the most 3 mks.
+per ton."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>"Export value, eight and elevenpence," murmured a late arrival, one of
+the fifty practical men in the House. "Yes, I imagine that two marks
+fifty will just about knock the bottom out."</p>
+
+<p>"Is there nothing we can offer them in exchange?" demanded some one.
+"Nothing we can hit them back with?"</p>
+
+<p>Cecil Brown, who was suspected of heterodoxy on this one point,
+crystallised the tariff question into three words.</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing but tears," he replied.</p>
+
+<p>"If there's one thing that fairly makes me hot it's the way we always
+have to wait for some one else to tell us what's going on," said the
+comrade who had brought in the <i>Pall Mall Gazette</i>, looking across at
+the Foreign Office Under-Secretary resentfully. "A fellow in Holborn
+here pokes the paper under my nose and asks me what we're going to do
+about it, and there I don't even know what is being done at us. What I
+want to know is, what our ambassadors and Foreign Office think they're
+there for. It's always the same, and then there'll be the questions in
+Parliament, and we know nothing. Makes us look like a set of kiddin'
+amateurs."</p>
+
+<p>The fact had been noticed. Former governments had not infrequently
+earned the title in one or two departments. Later governments had
+qualified for it in every department. The reason lay on the surface; the
+members of those parliaments and the men who sent them were themselves
+bunglers and amateurs in their daily work and life. Except in the
+stereotyped product of machinery, accuracy was scarcely known. The man
+who had built a house in England at that period, the man who had had a
+rabbit-hutch built to order, the man who had stipulated for one article
+to be made <i>exactly</i> like a copy, the man who had been so unfortunate as
+to require "the plumbers in," the man who had to do with labour in any
+shape or form, the man who had been "faithfully" promised delivery or
+completion by a certain stated time, the woman who shopped, the person
+who merely existed with open eyes, could all testify out of experiences,
+some heartrending, some annoying, some simply amusing, that precision
+and reliability scarcely existed among the lower grades of industry and
+commerce. It was a period of transition. The worker had cast off the
+love, the delicacy, the intelligence of the craftsman, and he had not
+yet attained to the unvarying skill of the automaton. In another century
+one man would only be able to fix throttle valve connections on to
+hot-water pipes, but his fixing of throttle valves would be a thing to
+dream about, while the initial letter A's of his brother, whose whole
+life would be devoted to engraving initial letter A's on brass
+dog-collar plates, would be as near unswerving perfection as mundane
+initials ever could be.</p>
+
+<p>"Makes us look like a set of tinkerin' amateurs."</p>
+
+<p>"One inference is plain enough," said Mr Guppling, smoothing over the
+suggestion. "These three things weren't going to happen all together of
+their own accord. There's a deep game somewhere, and seeing what's at
+stake our powers ought to be wide enough for us to put our hands on them
+and stop it."</p>
+
+<p>There was a murmur of approval. Having been taken by surprise, the idea
+of peremptorily "stopping it" was a peculiarly attractive one.</p>
+
+<p>But there were malcontents who were not to be appeased so easily, and a
+Comrade Pennefarthing, who had arrived in the meantime, raised an old
+cry in a new form.</p>
+
+<p>"I won't exactly say that we've been betrayed," he declared, glancing at
+the group of orthodox Ministers who sat together, "but game or no game I
+will say that we've been damned badly served with information."</p>
+
+<p>Comrade Tirrel stood up. He had not yet spoken at all, and he was
+accorded instant silence, for men were beginning to look to him. "It is
+now nearly eleven o'clock," he said in his quick, incisive tone, "and
+some of us have been here for upwards of an hour. We met to consider a
+situation. That situation still remains. May I ask that the Home
+Secretary, who is doubly qualified for the task, should tell us the
+extent of the danger and its probable effect?"</p>
+
+<p>If Mr Tubes possessed a double qualification he also laboured under a
+corresponding disability. As the representative of a mining
+constituency, a practical expert, and a leading member of a Government
+which existed by the goodwill of the workers&mdash;largely of the miners&mdash;it
+would be scarcely to his interest to minimise the gathering cloud. As
+the Minister for the Home Department, the blacker he made the picture
+the greater the volume of obloquy he drew upon his head for not having
+foreseen the danger; the more relief he asked for, the fiercer the
+opposition he would encounter from hostile sections and from the
+perturbed heads of a depleted Treasury.</p>
+
+<p>"We are still very much in the dark as to what has really happened, is
+happening, and will happen," he remarked tamely. "An appreciable drop in
+the demand for coal, whether for home or export, will certainly have a
+disturbing effect on the conditions of labour in many departments. But
+the difficulties of estimating the effects are so great&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>There were murmurs. Whatever might be the failings of Socialistic
+oratory, flatness and excess of moderation did not lie among them.</p>
+
+<p>"Figures," suggested Tirrel pointedly.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps Comrade Tirrel will take the job in hand instead of me," said
+Tubes bitterly, but without any show of anger. "Doubtless he'd get a
+better hearing."</p>
+
+<p>"No," replied Tirrel gravely, "the moment is too critical for
+recrimination. If the Home Secretary lays the position frankly before
+us, he will have no cause to complain of an unsympathetic hearing, nor,
+as far as I can speak, of a whole-hearted support in taking means to
+safeguard it."</p>
+
+<p>It occurred to Mr Tubes then, for the first time in his life&mdash;and it was
+almost like a shock to feel it&mdash;that the man who had always seemed to
+throw himself into sharp antagonism to himself might be actuated by
+higher motives than personal jealousy after all. He continued his
+speech.</p>
+
+<p>"If we accept the figure of five millions as a correct return of the
+Unity League membership, and if we assume that they will all obey the
+boycott, then we are face to face with the fact that on the basis of a
+four ton per person average, twenty million tons of coal must be written
+off the home consumption."</p>
+
+<p>"But the four tons per head average includes the entire industrial
+consumption of the country," objected Mr Vossit.</p>
+
+<p>"That is so," admitted Mr Tubes, "but it also includes a great many
+people whose use of coal is practically <i>nil</i>. An alternative basis is
+to assume that two millions of the members are house-holders. Then
+taking ten tons a year as their average household consumption&mdash;and
+admitting that all the wealthiest men in the country are included the
+average is not too high&mdash;we arrive at just the same result.</p>
+
+<p>"The exports, on the other hand, do not depend on estimate: we have the
+actual returns. France takes fifteen million tons in round numbers. For
+the purpose of facing the worst, we may therefore assume that the work
+of digging and handling thirty-five million tons will be suddenly cut
+off."</p>
+
+<p>"Germany," some one reminded him.</p>
+
+<p>"Germany is wholly conjectural at present. I have no objection to taking
+it into account as well, if it is thought desirable, but I would point
+out that we are being influenced by the merest rumour."</p>
+
+<p>"No," objected Tirrel, but without any enmity, "I think that we must
+regard Germany as lost. We are just beginning to touch the outskirts of
+a vast organisation which has been quietly perfecting its plan of
+operation for years. I do not regard a German tax as settled because of
+this one rumour, but I do regard it as settled because at this precise
+moment the rumour has been allowed to appear."</p>
+
+<p>"Germany ten millions," accepted Mr Tubes. "Total decrease, forty-five
+million tons."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you be too sure of that, comrade," warned Mr Bilch. "Why, it's
+not twelve o'clock yet by a long way. There'll be half a dozen editions
+out before the 'Three o'clock winners.'" Mr Bilch evidently regarded his
+shaft that each fresh edition might contain a new country imposing a tax
+humorously, but several comrades looked towards the Home Secretary
+enquiringly.</p>
+
+<p>"The other large importers are Italy, Russia, Sweden, Egypt, Spain and
+Denmark," said Mr Tubes, who could have talked coal statistics for hours
+if necessary. "All these, with the possible exception of Russia, <i>must</i>
+import. It is unlikely that the estimate I have given will be exceeded
+from that cause."</p>
+
+<p>"And the result?"</p>
+
+<p>"Above and below, about a million men are now employed in raising
+236,000,000 tons. It is simple arithmetic.... In less than a month about
+two hundred thousand more men will be out of work."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Chadwing, Chancellor of the Exchequer, moved uneasily in his chair.</p>
+
+<p>"That is the full extent?" enquired Cecil Brown.</p>
+
+<p>"No," admitted the Home Secretary. "That is the inevitable direct
+result. Forty-five million tons less will be carried by rail, or cart,
+or ship, or all three. A fair sprinkling of railway-men, carters,
+dockers, stokers, sailors, and other fellows will be dropped off too.
+There will be fewer railway trucks built this next year, less doing in
+the fire-grate trade, several thousand horses not wanted, a slight
+falling off in road-mending work. There is not a trade in England, from
+steeple-building to hop-picking, that will not be a little worse off
+because of those 45,000,000 tons. Then the two hundred thousand
+out-of-work miners will burn less coal at home, the ships and the
+engines will burn less, and the workshops and the smithies will burn
+less, and the whole process will be repeated again and again, for coal
+is like a snowball in its cumulative effects, and it cannot stand
+still."</p>
+
+<p>If Mr Tubes had come to compromise, he had remained to publish
+broadcast.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps no one quite understood the danger yet, for the mind, used to
+everyday effects, does not readily grasp the extent of a calamity, and
+six hours before there had not been a cloud even the size of a man's
+hand on their horizon. The Premier thought it was impolitic on his
+colleague's part; the Treasury officials looked on it as a move to force
+their hands; the Foreign Under-Secretary was suspicious that Mr Tubes
+was leading away by some mysterious by-path from the unpreparedness of
+his own Department to Foreign Office remissness. They all continued to
+look silently at the Home Secretary as he continued to stand.</p>
+
+<p>"The indirect effects will involve about two million people to some
+extent," he summed up.</p>
+
+<p>"That, at least, is the worst?" said Cecil Brown with an encouraging
+smile, for Mr Tubes remained standing.</p>
+
+<p>The Prime Minister made an impatient movement; the Treasury heads looked
+at one another and said with their eyes, "He is really overdoing it";
+the Foreign Office man scowled unconsciously, and Cecil Brown continued
+to smile consciously.</p>
+
+<p>"The worst is this: that a great many pits are working to-day at a bare
+profit, partly in the hope of better things, partly because we stimulate
+the trade. The crisis we are approaching will hang over the coal fields
+like a blight, and one crippled industry will bring down another. <i>All</i>
+the poorer mines will close down. You need only look back to '93 to see
+that. Neither I nor any one else can give you a forecast of what that
+will involve, but you may be sure of this: that although '93 with its
+17,000,000 tons of a decrease half-ruined the English coal fields for a
+decade, '93 was a shrimp to what this is going to be."</p>
+
+<p>"Then let us stimulate the trade more, until the crisis is over,"
+suggested Cecil Brown.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tubes gave a short, dry laugh. "I commend that course to Comrade
+Chadwing," he said, as he sat down.</p>
+
+<p>The Chancellor of the Exchequer was busy with his papers.</p>
+
+<p>"Let me dispel any idea of that kind at once," he remarked, without
+looking up. "The moment is not only an unfortunate one&mdash;it is an utterly
+impossible one for making any extra disbursement however desirable."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Mr Bilch, looking round on the moody assembly paternally,
+"it seems that the situation is like this here, mates: The navy is no
+messin' good at all, same as I told you; the army's a bit worse;
+Treasury empty, yes; the Home Office don't know what's going on at home,
+and the Foreign Office possesses just the same amount of valuable
+information as to what is happening abroad. Lively, ain't it? Well, it's
+lucky that Bilch is still Bilch."</p>
+
+<p>No one rose to his mordant humour. Even Cecil Brown had forgotten how to
+smile.</p>
+
+<p>"If our comrade has any suggestion to make&mdash;&mdash;" said the Premier
+discouragingly.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," replied Mr Bilch. "I have the wisdom of the serpent to rub
+into your necks if you'll only listen. We haven't any navy, so we can't
+fight if we wanted to; we haven't any money, so we can't pay out. Tubes
+here doesn't know what's going to happen at home, and Jevons doesn't
+rightly know what has happened abroad. What is to be done? I'll tell
+you. Wait. Wait and see. Wait, and let them all simmer down again. Why,"
+he cried boisterously, looking round on them in good-humoured, friendly
+contempt, "to see your happy, smiling faces one would think that the
+canary had died or the lodger gone off without paying his rent. For why?
+Because a bloke in a frock-coat and a top hat gets on to a wooden horse
+and blows a tin trumpet, and the export trade in a single article of
+commerce is temporarily disarranged&mdash;perhaps!"</p>
+
+<p>Mr Strummery nodded half absent-mindedly; the Treasury men smiled
+together; Mr Chadwing murmured "Very true"; and nearly every one looked
+relieved. Comrade Bilch was certainly a rough member, but the man had a
+shrewd common-sense, and they began to feel that they had been hasty in
+their dismal forebodings.</p>
+
+<p>"Haven't we been threatened with this and that before?" demanded Mr
+Bilch dogmatically. "Of course we have, and what came of it? Nothing.
+Haven't there been strikes and lock-outs, some big some little, every
+year? According to Comrade Tubes, this is going to be the champion. That
+remains to be seen. What I say is, don't play into their hands in a
+panic. Wait and see what's required. That don't commit us to anything."</p>
+
+<p>"It may be too late then," said Mr Tubes, but he said "may" now and not
+"will."</p>
+
+<p>"There may be no need to do anything then," replied Mr Bilch. "And
+remember this: that the minute you begin to shout 'Crisis!' you make
+one. All round us; all at us. My rag-bags! what a run on the old bank
+there would be! But if you go on just as usual, taking no notice of no
+one? Why, before long there will come a wet day or a cold night, and
+Johnny Hampden's aunt will say to Johnny Hampden's grandmamma: 'My dear,
+I feel positively starved. Don't you think that we might have a <i>little</i>
+fire without Johnny knowing?' And the old lady will say: 'Well, do you
+know, my pet, I was just going to say the same thing myself. Suppose you
+run out and buy a sack of coal?' And before you can say 'coughdrop'
+every blessed aunt and mother and first cousin of the Unicorn League
+will be getting in her little stock of coal."</p>
+
+<p>It was what every one wished to believe, and therefore they were easily
+persuadable. It was a national characteristic. The country had never
+entered into a war during the past fifty years without being assured by
+every authority, from the Commander-in-Chief down to the suburban
+barber, that as soon as the enemy got a little tap on the head they
+would be making for home, howling for peace as they went. All these men
+had known strikes; many had been involved in them: some had controlled
+their organisation. They had seen the men of their own class loyally and
+patiently facing poverty and hardship for the sake of a principle, and
+enduring day after day and week after week, and, if necessary, month
+after month; they had seen the women of their own class preaching
+courage and practising heroism by the side of their men while their
+bodies were racked by cold and hunger and their hearts were crushed by
+the misery around; they had seen even the children of their class
+learning an unnatural fortitude. They accepted it as a commonplace of
+life, an asset on which they could rely. <i>But they did not believe that
+any other class could do it.</i> It did not occur to them to consider
+whether the officers of an army are usually behind the rank and file in
+valour, sacrifice, or endurance.</p>
+
+<p>Doubtless there were among them some who were not deceived, but they
+wilfully subordinated their clearer judgment to the policy of the
+moment.</p>
+
+<p>Tirrel was the one exception.</p>
+
+<p>"There can be no more fatal mistake of the dangerous position into which
+we have been man&oelig;uvred than to assume that we shall be easily
+delivered from it by the weakness of our opponents before we have the
+least indication that weakness exists," he declared, as soon as
+Mr Bilch had finished, speaking vigorously, but without any of the
+assertiveness and personal feeling that had gained him many enemies in
+the past. "I agree with every word that Comrade Tubes has spoken. We all
+do; we all <i>must</i> admit it or be blind. What on earth, then, have we to
+hope for in a policy of drift, of sitting tight and doing nothing in the
+hope of things coming round of their own accord? It is madness, my
+comrades, sheer madness, I tell you, and a month hence it will be
+suicide."</p>
+
+<p>He dropped his voice and swept the circle of faces with a significant
+glance.</p>
+
+<p>"It is through such madness on the part of others that we are here
+to-day."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Chadwing smiled the thin smile of expediency.</p>
+
+<p>"It is one thing for a comrade with no official responsibility to say
+that a certain course does not satisfy him," he said; "it may be quite
+another thing for those who have to consider ways and means to do
+anything different. Perhaps Comrade Tirrel will kindly enlighten us as
+to what in our position he would do?"</p>
+
+<p>"I see two broad courses open," replied Tirrel, without any hesitation
+in accepting the challenge. "Both, as you will readily say, have their
+disadvantages, but neither is so fatal as inaction. The first is
+aggressive. The Unity League has declared war on us. Very well, let it
+have war. I would propose to suspend the <i>habeas corpus</i>, arrest Hampden
+and Salt, declare the object and existence of the Unity League illegal,
+close its offices and confiscate its funds. There are between five and
+ten million pounds somewhere. Do you reflect what that would do? It
+would at least keep two hundred thousand out-of-work miners from actual
+starvation for a year. Prompt action would inevitably kill the boycott
+movement at home. The foreign taxes, my comrades, you would probably
+find to have a very marked, though perhaps undiscoverable, connection
+with the home movement, and when the latter was seen to be effectually
+dealt with, I venture to predict that the former could be compromised.
+If the confiscated funds were not sufficient to meet the distress, I
+should not hesitate to requisition for State purposes in a time of
+national emergency all incomes above a certain figure in a clean sweep."</p>
+
+<p>A medley of cries met this despotic programme throughout. Even Tirrel's
+friends felt that he was throwing away his reputation; and he had more
+enemies than friends.</p>
+
+<p>"You'd simply make the situation twice as involved," exclaimed Mr Vossit
+as the mouthpiece of the babel. "The liberty of the subject! It would
+mean civil war. They'd rise."</p>
+
+<p>"Who would rise?" demanded Tirrel.</p>
+
+<p>"The privileged classes."</p>
+
+<p>"But they <i>have</i> risen," he declared vehemently. "This <i>is</i> civil war.
+What more do you want?"</p>
+
+<p>It was a question on which they all had views, and for the next five
+minutes the room was full of suggestions, not of what they themselves
+wanted, but of what would be the probable action of the classes if
+driven to extremities.</p>
+
+<p>"Very well," assented Tirrel at last; "that is what they will do next as
+it is, for they consider that they are in extremities."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, comrade," said Mr Bilch broadly, "you don't seem to have put your
+money on a winner this event. What's your other tip?"</p>
+
+<p>"Failing that, the other reasonable course is conciliation. I would
+suggest approaching Hampden and Salt to find out whether they are open
+to consider a compromise. The details would naturally require careful
+handling, but if both sides were willing to come to an understanding, a
+basis could be found. As things are, I should consider it a gain to drop
+the Personal Property Tax, the Minimum Wage Bill, to guarantee the
+inviolability of capital against further taxation while we are in
+office, and to make generous concessions for the fuller representation
+of the monied classes in Parliament, in return for the abandonment of a
+coal war, the dispersal in some agreed way of the League reserves, the
+reduction of the subscription to a nominal sum, and a frank undertaking
+that the League would not adopt a hostile policy while the agreement
+remained in force."</p>
+
+<p>This proposal was even less to the temper of the meeting than the former
+one had been, and the latter half of it was scarcely heard among the
+fusillade of hostile cries. No one laughed when a hot-headed comrade
+stood upon a chair and howled "Traitor!"</p>
+
+<p>Tirrel looked round on the assembly. Practically every man who had a
+tacit right to join in the deliberative Council had arrived, and the
+room was full; but there was not a single member among them willing to
+face the necessity for strong and immediate action, and they were
+hostile to the man who just touched the secret depths of their
+unconfessed and innermost misgivings. Mr Tubes felt that he had done his
+duty, and need not invite reference to his delicate position by further
+emphasising unpalatable truths; he had presented the spectacle of a weak
+man startled into boldness, now he was sufficiently himself again to go
+with the majority. The more responsible members of the Government
+distrusted Tirrel in every phase; the smaller fry relied on the wisdom
+of orthodoxy, and agreed that the man who could blow the hotness of
+extirpation and the coldness of conciliation with the same breath must
+prove an unworthy guide; and on every hand there was the tendency of
+settled authority to deprecate novel and unmatured proceedings.</p>
+
+<p>Tirrel had become the Hampden of an earlier decade among his party.</p>
+
+<p>"You call me 'Traitor,'" he said, turning to the man who had done so.
+"Write down the word, comrade, and then, if you will bring it to me
+without a blush six months hence, I will wear it round my neck in
+penance."</p>
+
+<p>He bowed to the Premier and withdrew, not in anger or with a mean sense
+of injustice, but because he felt that it would be sheer mockery to
+share the deliberations of a Council when their respective views, on a
+matter which he believed to be the very crux of their existence, were
+antagonistic in their essences.</p>
+
+<p>After his departure the progress was amazing. His ill-considered
+proposals had cleared the air. Every one knew exactly what he did not
+want, and that was a material step towards arriving at the opposite
+goal.</p>
+
+<p>At the end of a few hours a very effective and comprehensive scheme for
+quietly and systematically doing nothing had been almost unanimously
+arrived at. Several quires of paper had been covered with suggestions,
+some of them being accepted as they stood, some recommended for
+elaboration, some passed for future consideration, some thrown out. The
+ambassador in Paris was to retire (on the ground of ill-health) if he
+could not satisfactorily explain the position. A special mission was to
+be sent to Berlin to get really at the bottom of things, and, if
+possible, have the tax either not put on or taken off, according to the
+situation when they arrived there. A legal commission was to rout out
+every precedent to see if the Unity League was not doing something
+outside the powers of a trade union (a very forlorn hope); and all over
+the country enquiries were to be made and assurances given, all very
+discreetly and without the least suggestion of panic.</p>
+
+<p>The only doubtful point was whether every one else would play the game
+with the same delicate regard for Ministerial susceptibilities, or
+whether some might not have the deplorable taste to create scenes, send
+deputations, demand work with menace, claim the literal fulfilment of
+specific pledges, incite to riot and violence, stampede the whole
+community, and otherwise act inconsiderately towards the Government,
+when they discovered the very awkward circumstances in which their
+leaders had involved them.</p>
+
+<p>The first indication of a jarring note fell to the lot of the President
+of the Board of Trade in the shape of a telegram which reached him early
+on the following morning. This was its form:</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>"From the Council of the Amalgamated Union of Chimney Sweepers
+and Federated Carpet Beaters. (Membership, 11,372).&mdash;Seventeen
+million estimated chimneys stop smoking. No soot, precious
+little dust. Where the Hell do we come in?</p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Blankintosh</span>, <i>Secretary</i>."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>A few years before, it had been officially discovered that there were
+four or five curiously adaptable words, without which the working man
+was quite unable to express himself in the shortest sentence. When on
+very ceremonious occasions he was debarred their use, he at once fell
+into a pitiable condition of aphasia. Keenly alive to the class-imposed
+disadvantages under which these men existed, the Government of that day
+declared that it was a glaring anomaly that the poor fellows should not
+be allowed to use a few words that were so essential to their expression
+of every emotion, while the rich, with more time on their hands, could
+learn a thousand synonyms. The law imposing a shilling fine for each
+offence (five shillings in the case of "a gentleman," for even then
+there was one law for the rich and another for the poor) was therefore
+repealed, and the working man was free to swear as much as he liked
+anywhere, which, to do him justice, he had done all along.</p>
+
+<p>It was for this reason that Mr Blankintosh's pointed little message was
+accepted for transmission; but there was evidently a limit, for, when
+the President of the Board of Trade, an irascible gentleman who had, in
+the colloquial phrase, "got out of bed on the wrong side" that morning,
+dashed off a short reply, it was brought back to him by a dispirited
+messenger two hours later with the initials of seventeen postmasters and
+the seventeen times repeated phrase, "Refused. Language inadmissible."</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XV" id="CHAPTER_XV"></a>CHAPTER XV</h2>
+
+<h3>THE GREAT FIASCO</h3>
+
+
+<p>The Government allowed the 22nd day of July to pass without a sign. They
+were, as their supporters convincingly explained to anxious enquirers,
+treating the Unity League and all its works with silent contempt. They
+were "doing nothing" strategically, they wished it to be understood; a
+very different thing from "doing nothing" through apathy, indecision, or
+bewilderment, but very often undistinguishable the one from the other in
+the result.</p>
+
+<p>On the 22nd day of July seventeen million "estimated chimneys" ceased to
+pollute the air. The League was not concerned with the exact number, and
+they accepted the chimney sweepers' figures. It was more to the purpose
+that the order was being loyally and cheerfully obeyed. The idea of
+fighting the Government with the Government's own chosen people,
+appealed to the lighter side of a not unhumorous nation.</p>
+
+<p>Ever since the institution of a Socialistic press, and from even remoter
+times than the saplinghood of the "Reformer's Tree," Fleet Street party
+hacks and Hyde Park demagogues had been sharpening their wit upon the
+"black-coated" brigade, the contemptible <i>bourgeoisie</i> of "Linton
+Villas," "Claremonts," and "Holly Lodges," taunting them with
+self-complacency, political apathy, and social parasitism. The
+proportion of moral degradation conferred by a coat intentionally black,
+in comparison with one that is merely approaching that condition through
+the personal predilections of its owner, has never yet been defined, and
+the relative æsthetic values of the architectural pretensions of
+villadom, compared with the unswerving realism of the "Gas Works Views,"
+"Railway Approach Cottages," and "Cement Terraces," of the back streets,
+may be left to the matured judgment of an unprejudiced posterity. The
+great middle class in all its branches had never hitherto made any reply
+at all. Now that it had begun to retort in its own effective way, the
+Government agreed that the best counterblast would be&mdash;to wait until it
+all blew over.</p>
+
+<p>There were naturally defections from the first. A friendly spy in Mr
+Tubes's secret service managed to secure the information without much
+trouble that within seven days of the publication of the order no less
+than 4372 notices of resignation had been received at headquarters. He
+was hastening away with this evidence of the early dissolution of the
+League when his grinning informant called him back to whisper in his ear
+that during the same period there had been 17,430 new members enrolled,
+and that while the resignations seemed to have practically ceased the
+enrolments were growing in volume. In addition to these there were
+battalions who joined in the policy of the League through sympathy with
+its object without formally binding themselves as members.</p>
+
+<p>In some of its aspects the success of the movement erred in excess.
+There were men, manufacturers, who in their faith and enthusiasm wished
+to close their works at once, and, regardless of their own loss, throw
+their workmen and their unburnt coal into the balance. It was not
+required; it was not even desirable then. The League's object was to
+disorganise commerce as little as possible beyond the immediate
+boundaries of the coal trade. They were not engaged in an internecine
+war, and every one of their own people deprived of employment was a
+loss. Cases of hardship there would be; they are common to both sides in
+every phase of stubborn and prolonged civil strife, but from the "class"
+point of view coal had the pre-eminent advantage that its weight and
+bulk gave employment to a hundred of the "masses" to every one of
+themselves. There were also two circumstances that discounted any sense
+of injustice on this head. Firstly, there was a spirit of sacrifice and
+heroism in the air, born of the time and the situation; and secondly, it
+soon became plain that the League was engaged in vast commercial
+undertakings and was absorbing all the men of its own party who were
+robbed of their occupation by the development of the war.</p>
+
+<p>A firm starting business with an unencumbered capital of ten million
+sterling, enjoying a "private income" of five millions a year, and not
+troubled with the necessity of earning any dividend at all, could afford
+to be a generous employer.</p>
+
+<p>From the first moment it was obvious that oil must take the place of
+coal. That was the essence of the strife. <i>The Tocsin</i> set to work in
+frantic haste to prove that it was impossible; to show that all the
+authorities of the past and present had agreed that no real substitute
+for coal existed. It was quite true, and it was quite false. It was not
+a world struggle. Abroad, foreign coal was being substituted for English
+coal. At home only half a million tons a week were in issue at the
+first. Afterwards, as coal stagnation fed coal stagnation, the tonnage
+rose steadily, but the calorific ratio of coal and oil, the basis of all
+comparison, simply did not exist, except on paper, for the two fuels in
+domestic use.</p>
+
+<p><i>The Tocsin's</i> second article convinced its readers that all the lamp
+companies in the world could not keep up with the abnormal demand for
+lamps, stoves, and oil-cookers, that the ridiculous proposal of the
+League would involve, if it were not providentially ordained that it was
+foredoomed to grotesque failure by the dead weight of its own fatuous
+ineptitude.</p>
+
+<p>In practice the two single firms of Ripplestone of Birmingham, and
+Schuyler of Cleveland, U.S.A., at once put on the market a varied stock
+that filled every requirement. There was no waiting. As <i>The Tocsin</i>
+bitterly remarked, it soon became apparent that the demand had been
+foreseen and "treacherously provided against during the past two years."</p>
+
+<p>The third <i>Tocsin</i> article on the situation dealt statistically with the
+oil trade of the world. It necessarily fell rather flat, because <i>The
+Tocsin</i> Special Commissioner entered upon the task with the joyous
+conviction that the world's output would not be sufficient for the
+demand, the world's oil ships not numerous enough to transport it. As he
+dipped into the figures, however, he made the humiliating discovery that
+the increased demand would do little more than ruffle the surface of the
+oil market. The Baku oil fields could supply it without inconvenience;
+the United States could do it by contract at a ten per cent. advance;
+the newly-discovered wells of Nova Scotia alone would be equal to the
+demand if they diverted all their produce across the Atlantic.</p>
+
+<p>He threw down his pen in despair, and then picked it up again to
+substitute invective for statistics. Before his eyes the motor-tanks of
+the Anglo-Pennsylvanian Oil Company, of London and Philadelphia, and the
+Anglo-Caucasian Oil Company, of London and Baku, were going on their
+daily rounds. It was still a matter for wonder how well equipped the
+sudden call had found those two great controlling oil companies. It was
+yet to be learned that for their elaborate designations there might be
+substituted the simple name "Unity League."</p>
+
+<p>It was submitting <i>The Tocsin</i> young man to rather a cruel handicap to
+send him to the British Museum Reading Room for a few hours with
+instructions to prove impossible what Salt and Hampden had been
+straining every nerve for two years to make inevitable.</p>
+
+<p>Three articles exhausted his proof that a successful coal boycott under
+modern conditions was utterly impossible.</p>
+
+<p>He went out into the city and the suburbs, interviewing coal merchants
+and coal agents with the object of drawing a harrowing picture of the
+gloom and depression that had fallen upon these unfortunate creatures at
+the hands of their own class League.</p>
+
+<p>He found them all bearing up well under the prospect, but much too busy
+to give him more than a few minutes of their time. Every one of them had
+been appointed an oil agent to the League firms, and League members were
+ordering their oil through them, just as heretofore they had ordered
+coal. It was very easy, profitable work for them; they had nothing to do
+but to transmit the orders to the League firms and the fast
+business-like motor-tanks distributed the oil. But half of the coal
+carters were now under notice to leave, and there were indications that
+work was very scarce. Each motor-tank displaced twenty men and twenty
+horses. Already, it was said, thousands of horses had been sent out to
+grass from London alone.</p>
+
+<p>Externally, as far as the Capital was concerned at all events, things
+were going on very much the same as before, when the struggle was a
+fortnight old. Elsewhere signs were not lacking. The Government had
+received disquieting reports from its agents here and there, but so far
+it was meeting the situation by refusing to acknowledge that it existed.
+A march of the Staffordshire miners had been averted by the men's
+leaders being privately assured that it would embarrass the Government's
+plans. The march had been deferred under protest; so far the
+organisation answered to the wheel. But the Midlands were clamorously
+demanding exceptional relief for the exceptional conditions. Monmouth
+had seen a little rioting, and in Glamorgan the bands of incendiaries
+called "Beaconmen," who set fire to the accumulations of coal stacked at
+the collieries, had already begun their work. Cardiff was feeling the
+effect of having a third of its export trade in coal suddenly lopped
+off, and Newport, Swansea, Kirkcaldy, Blyth, Hull, Sunderland, Glasgow,
+and the Tyne ports were all in the same position. Most of the railways
+had found it necessary to dispense with their entire supernumerary
+staff, and most of the railway workshops had been put on short time. In
+London alone, between four and five thousand out-of-work gas employés
+were drawing Government pay.</p>
+
+<p>About the third week in August the Premier, Mr Tubes, and the Chancellor
+of the Exchequer had a long private conference. As a result Mr Strummery
+called an Emergency Council. It was a thin, acrimonious gathering. Some
+one brought the tidings that seven more companies in South London were
+substituting Diesel oil engines for steam. He had all the dreary
+developments statistically worked out on paper. Nobody wanted to hear
+them, but he poured them out into the unwilling ears, down to the climax
+that it represented two hundred and forty-seven fewer men required at
+the pits.</p>
+
+<p>It served as a text, however, for Mr Chadwing to hang his proposal on.
+After a month of inaction, the Government was at length prepared to go
+to the length of admitting that abnormal conditions prevailed. Oil had
+thrown a quarter of a million of their people out of employment. Let oil
+keep them. He proposed to retaliate with a 50 per cent. tax on imported
+oil, to come into operation under Emergency Procedure on the 1st of
+September.</p>
+
+<p>There were men present to whom the suggestion of taxing a raw article,
+necessary to a great proportion of the poor, was frankly odious. They
+were prepared to attack the proposal as a breach of faith. A few words
+from Mr Strummery, scarcely more than whispered, explained the necessity
+for the tax and the menace of the situation.</p>
+
+<p>Those who had not been following events closely, paled to learn the
+truth.</p>
+
+<p>The Treasury was living from hand to mouth, for the City had ceased to
+take up its Bills. Unless "something happened" before the New Year
+dawned, it would have to admit its inability to continue the Unemployed
+Grant. Already a quarter of a million men and their dependents, in
+addition to the normal average upon which the estimates were based, had
+been suddenly thrown upon the resources of the Department. If Mr Tubes's
+forecast proved correct, double that number would be on their hands
+within another month. The development of half a million starving men who
+had been taught to look to the Government for everything, looking and
+finding nothing, could be left to each individual imagination.</p>
+
+<p>The Oil Tax came into operation on the 1st of September. Under the plea
+of becoming more "business-like," a great many of the Parliamentary
+safeguards had been swept away, and such procedure was easy. All grades
+of petroleum had already advanced a few pence the gallon under the
+increased demand, and the poorer users had expressed their indignation.
+When they found, one day, that the price had suddenly leapt to half as
+much again, their wrath was unbounded. It was in vain for Ministers to
+explain that the measure was directed against their enemies. They knew
+that it fell on <i>them</i>, and demanded in varying degrees of politeness to
+be told why some luxury of the pampered, leisured classes had not been
+chosen instead. The reason was plain to those who studied Blue Books. So
+highly taxed was every luxury now that the least fraction added to its
+burden resulted in an actually decreased revenue from that source.</p>
+
+<p>But if the mere tax and increase had impressed the poor unfavourably, a
+circumstance soon came to light that enraged them.</p>
+
+<p>In spite of the tax the members of the Unity League were still being
+supplied with oil at the old prices, and they were assured that they
+would continue to be supplied without advance, even if the tax were
+doubled!</p>
+
+<p>The poor, ever suspicious of the doings of those of their own class when
+set high in authority, at once leapt to the conclusion that they were
+being made the victims of a double game. It was nothing to them that the
+Anglo-Pennsylvanian and the Anglo-Caucasian companies were now trading
+at a loss; it was common knowledge that their richer League neighbours
+had not had the price of their oil increased, and they knew all too well
+that they themselves had. With the lack of balanced reasoning that had
+formerly been one of the Government's best weapons, they at once
+concluded that they alone were paying the tax, and the unparalleled
+injustice of it sowed a crop of bitterness in their hearts.</p>
+
+<p>If that was the net result at home, the foreign effect of the policy was
+not a whit more satisfactory. Studland, the Consul-General at Odessa,
+one of the most capable men in the Service, cabled a despatch full of
+temperate and solemn warning the moment he heard of the step. It was too
+late then, if, indeed, his words would have been regarded. Russia
+replied by promptly trebling her existing tax on imported coal, and at
+the same time gave Germany rebate terms that practically made it a tax
+on <i>English</i> coal. It was said that Russia had only been waiting for a
+favourable opportunity, and was more anxious to develop her own new coal
+fields in the Donetz basin than to import at all. As far as the Treasury
+was concerned, the oil tax yielded little more than was absorbed by the
+thirty thousand extra men thrown out of work by Russia's action. The
+Government had given a rook for a bishop.</p>
+
+<p>A little time ago the Cabinet had been prepared to greet winter as a
+friend. Without quite possessing the ingenuousness of their amiable
+Comrade Bilch, they had thought cynically of the pampered aristocrats
+shivering in Mayfair drawing-rooms, of the comfort-loving middle classes
+sitting before their desolate suburban hearths, of blue-faced men
+setting out breakfastless for freezing offices, and of pallid women
+weeping as they tried to warm the hands of little children, as they put
+them in their icy beds.</p>
+
+<p>And now? All their cynical sympathy had apparently been in vain. There
+were not going to be any cold breakfasts, freezing offices, or shivering
+women and children. Warming stoves and radiators raised the temperature
+of a room much quicker than a fire did, and kept it equable without any
+attention. Oil cookers took the place of the too often erratic kitchen
+range. Mrs Strummery innocently threw the Premier into a frenzy one
+morning by dilating on the advantages of a "Britonette" stove which she
+had been shown by a Tottenham Court Road ironmonger. The despised,
+helpless "classes" were going on very comfortably. They were going on
+even gaily; "Oil Scrambles" constituted a new and popular form of
+entertainment for long evenings; from Wimbledon came the information
+that "Candle Cinderellas" would have a tremendous rage during the
+approaching season; and in Cheapside and the Strand the penny hawkers
+were minting money with the novel and diverting "Coal Sack Puzzle."</p>
+
+<p>But the winter was approaching, though no longer as a friend. If England
+should say to-morrow what Lancashire was saying that day, there were
+portents of stirring times in the air. Already Northumberland, Durham,
+and Yorkshire were muttering in their various uncouth dialects, and
+Lanark was subscribing to disquieting sentiments in its own barbarous
+tongue. Derbyshire was becoming uneasy, Staffordshire was scarcely
+answering to the wheel, and Nottingham was in revolt against what it
+considered to be the too compliant attitude of the Representation
+Committee. The rioting in Monmouth was only restrained from becoming
+serious in its proportions by the repeated assurances from Westminster
+that the end was in sight; and the "Beaconmen" of Glamorgan were openly
+boasting that before long they would "light such a candle" that the
+ashes would fall upon London like a Vesuvian cloud.</p>
+
+<p>Still nearer home was the disturbing spectacle of the railway-men thrown
+out of work, the coal carters, the stablemen, the gasworkers, the canal
+boatmen, the general labourers, the tool-makers, the wheel-wrights, the
+chimney sweepers, the brushmakers. The sequence of dependence could be
+traced, detail by detail, through every page of the trade directory.</p>
+
+<p>They had all been taught to clamour to the Government in every
+emergency, and this administration they regarded as peculiarly their
+own. It was not a case of Frankenstein's Monster getting out of hand;
+this Monster had created its Frankenstein, and could dissolve him if he
+proved obstinate. All that Frankenstein had ventured to do so far had
+been to reduce the Unemployed Grant to three quarters of its normal rate
+"in view of the unprecedented conditions of labour," and where two or
+more unemployed were members of one family, to make a further small
+deduction. The action had not been well received. "In view of the
+unprecedented conditions of labour" the unemployed had looked for more
+rather than for less. When the rate was fixed they had been given to
+understand that it represented the minimum on which an out-of-work man
+could be decently asked to live. Why, then, had their own party reduced
+it? Funds? Tax some luxury!</p>
+
+<p>Even the Government assurance, an ingenious adaptation of truth by the
+light of Mr Chadwing's figures, that they "did not anticipate having to
+impose the reduced grant for many more weeks, but at the same time
+counselled economy in every working-class home," did not restore mutual
+good feeling. The general rejoinder was that the Government had "better
+not," and the reference to economy was stigmatised as gratuitously
+inept.</p>
+
+<p>In the meantime the situation was reacting unfavourably upon Mr
+Strummery and the chief officers of State, not only in Parliament but
+even in the Cabinet itself. Consultations between the Premier and half a
+dozen of his most trusted Ministers were of daily occurrence. One day,
+towards the end of September, Mr Strummery privately intimated to all
+the "safe" members of the Council that it was necessary to meet to
+consider what further steps to take.</p>
+
+<p>The meeting was a "packed" one in that the Tirrels, the Browns, and the
+Bilches of the party were not invited and knew nothing of it. There was
+no reason why Mr Strummery should not call together a section of his
+followers if he wished, and discuss policy with them, but at the moment
+it was dangerous, because the conclave was just strong enough to be able
+to impose its will upon Parliament, and yet individually it was composed
+of weak men. It was dangerous because half a dozen weak men, rendered
+desperate by the situation into which they were being inevitably driven,
+had resolved to act upon heroic lines. As Balzac had remarked, "There is
+nothing more horrible than the rebellion of a sheep," but the horrible
+consequences generally fall upon its own head in the end.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Chadwing's statement informed the despondent gathering that on the
+existing lines it would be necessary to suspend the wholesale operation
+of the relief fund about the middle of December. By reducing the grant
+in varying degrees it would be possible to carry on for perhaps three
+months beyond that date, but to reach the furthest limit the individual
+relief would have become so insignificant that it would only result in
+an actual crisis being precipitated earlier than would be the case if
+they went on as they were doing.</p>
+
+<p>That was all that the Chancellor of the Exchequer had to say. The
+uninitiated men looked at one another in mute enquiry. There was
+something in the air. What was coming?</p>
+
+<p>The Premier rose to explain. He admitted that they had underrated the
+danger of the situation at first. Measures that might have sufficed then
+were useless now. Oil was the pivot of the whole question. The oil tax
+had not realised expectations. To raise the tax would only alienate the
+affections of their own people without reaching the heart of the matter.
+They had already taken one bite at a cherry.</p>
+
+<p>He paused and looked round, an indifferent swimmer forced by giant
+circumstance to face his Niagara.</p>
+
+<p>He proposed as a measure of national emergency to prohibit the
+importation of oil altogether.</p>
+
+<p>There was a gasp of surprise; a moment of stupefaction. Strange things
+were again being done in the name of Liberty.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tubes's voice, enumerating the results and advantages of the step,
+recalled their wandering thoughts. There was little need for the
+recital; the effect of so unexpected a <i>coup</i> leapt to the mind at once.</p>
+
+<p>The Leaguers must either burn coal or starve. The home oil deposits had
+long ceased to be worked. Wood under modern conditions was
+impracticable; peat was equally debarred, and neither could meet a
+sudden emergency in sufficient quantity; electricity meant coal, and was
+far from universal. The League movement must collapse within a week.</p>
+
+<p>There were other points, all in favour of the course. Although it might
+slightly inconvenience many working-class homes it would not take their
+money as a heavier tax would, and it must convince all that the end was
+well in sight. It would induce the poor to use more coal, more gas, in
+itself a step towards that desired end. It would teach Russia a sharp
+lesson, and Russia's sins were the freshest in their minds.</p>
+
+<p>All were convinced, and all against their will. There was something
+sinister in the proposal; the thought of it fell like a shadow across
+the room.</p>
+
+<p>"It is not a course I would recommend or even assent to as a general
+thing," said Mr Strummery. "But we are fighting for the existence of our
+party, for the lives of thousands of our people. It is no exaggeration.
+Think of the awful misery that must sweep the country in the coming
+winter if the League holds out. If we do not break the wicked power of
+those two men, there is no picture of national calamity to be found in
+the past that can realise the worst."</p>
+
+<p>"It is their game," said Mr Tubes bitterly. "The cowards are striking at
+the women and children through the men."</p>
+
+<p>He ignored the fact that his party had struck the first blow, and had
+had the word "War!" figuratively nailed to the staff of their red banner
+for years. In war one usually strikes some one, and on the whole it is
+perhaps less reprehensible to strike women and children through men than
+<i>vice versa</i>. But it was an acceptable sentiment on the face of it, and
+it sounded all right at the moment.</p>
+
+<p>"Moreover," added the Premier, "there will be this danger in the
+situation: that blinded by passions and desperate through misery, the
+people may fail to realise who are the real causes of their plight."</p>
+
+<p>Yes, there was that possibility to be faced by thoughtful Socialistic
+Ministers. The people are not very subtle in their reasoning. The most
+pressing fact of their existence would be that the Government, which had
+promised to keep them from starvation in return for their votes, had had
+their votes and was allowing them to starve.</p>
+
+<p>"I think that we must all agree to the necessity of the step," said one
+of the minor men, "though our feelings are all against it."</p>
+
+<p>"Quite so," admitted Mr Strummery. "Let us hope that being a sharp
+remedy it will only need to be a short one."</p>
+
+<p>Surprise was the essence of the <i>coup</i>, and the "business-like"
+procedure of Parliament permitted this when the Government was backed by
+a large automatic majority. The expeditious passing of the measure was a
+foregone conclusion, yet a few shrewd warning voices were raised against
+it even among the stalwarts. The regular opposition voted against it as
+a matter of course. The most moderate section of the Labour Party and
+the extreme Socialists, who both elected to sit on the opposition side
+of the House, refrained from voting, and a few Ministers, who were
+distracted between their private opinions and their party duty, were
+diplomatically engaged elsewhere.</p>
+
+<p>The Bill first received the attention of the House on the 25th of
+September, the day after the Premier had called his informal meeting. It
+became law on the 28th, and three days later, the 1st of October, Great
+Britain was absolutely "closed" against the introduction of mineral
+burning oils on any terms.</p>
+
+<p>The country received the measure with mixed feelings, but on the whole
+with the admission that it would be effective and with an expression of
+dislike. The coal mining districts hailed it with enthusiasm, and the
+same reception was accorded it among the affected industries, but
+outside these it was nowhere popular, and in certain working-class
+quarters it evoked the bitterest hostility. It was felt even by those
+who stood to gain much by the overthrow of the League that their
+instincts rebelled against the means; possibly the underlying feeling
+was distrust of the exercise of power so despotic. It was admitted that
+the League's action with respect to coal stood on a different plane. Any
+member could at once resign; it was questionable if one could not use
+coal and still remain a member. Certainly no coercion was used. But in
+the matter of oil a necessary commodity was absolutely ruled out, and,
+whether he wished or nor, every one must obey. By the 8th of October the
+retail price of petroleum of an average quality was 2s. 9d. the gallon,
+and the price was rising as the end of the stock came in sight.</p>
+
+<p>One curious circumstance excited remark. The Unity League members were
+still being supplied at the original price. The League was keeping its
+word gallantly to the end. The Government had calculated that the two
+interested companies might have a reserve that would last a week. The
+average stock which the consumer might be supposed to have in hand would
+carry them on for a further five days, and the economy which they would
+doubtless practise might hold off the climax for five more. The 17th of
+October came to be confidently mentioned in Government circles as the
+date of the Unity League's surrender.</p>
+
+<p>It might have been merely coincidence, but on the 17th of October Mr
+Strummery chose to entertain a few of his colleagues to dinner in the
+House.</p>
+
+<p>In spite of the host's inevitable jug of boiling water, an air of genial
+humour, almost of gaiety, pervaded the board. Mr Tubes was
+entertainingly reminiscent; Chadwing succeeded in throwing off the
+weight of the Treasury; Comrade Stubb, fresh from the soil, proved to
+have a dry humour of his own; and Cecil Brown, who was always socially
+welcome, made a joke which almost surprised the Premier into a smile.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tubes was in the middle of a sentence when Cecil Brown, with his face
+turned towards the door, laid his hand upon the speaker's arm.</p>
+
+<p>"A minute, Tubes," he said. "There is something unusual going on out
+there."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps it is&mdash;&mdash;" began Chadwing, and stopped. The same thought had
+occurred to at least three of them. Perhaps they were coming to tell
+them that Hampden had accepted his defeat. Whatever it might be, a dozen
+members who had entered the room in a confused medley were making their
+way towards the Premier's table. A man who seemed to concentrate their
+attention was in their midst; some were apparently trying to hold him
+back, while others urged him on. While yet some distance off he broke
+away from them all, and running forward, reached the table first.</p>
+
+<p>It was Comrade Bilch, so dishevelled, red, and heated, that it did not
+occur to any one to doubt that he was drunk. For a second he stood
+looking at them stupidly, and then he suddenly opened his mouth and
+poured out so appalling a string of vile and nauseating abuse that men
+who were near drew aside.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, in Heaven's name, don't you take him away?" exclaimed Cecil Brown,
+appealing to those who formed the group beyond the table.</p>
+
+<p>They would have done so, but Comrade Bilch raised his hand as though to
+enjoin attention for a moment. A change seemed to have come over him
+even in that brief passage of time. He walked up to the table and leaned
+heavily upon it with both fists, while his breath came in throbs, and
+the colour played about his face like the reflection of a raging fire.
+When he spoke it was without a single oath; all his uncleanness had
+dropped away from him as though he recognised its threadbare poverty in
+the face of the colossal news he brought.</p>
+
+<p>"Gentlemen," he said, leaning forward and breathing very hard, "you
+would have it, and you have got your way. You've made oil contraband,
+and not a drop can be landed in Great Britain now. It can't be brought,
+but it can be used when it is here, and the Unity League that you have
+done it all to starve has got two hundred million gallons safely stowed
+away at Hanwood! Yes, while our people will have to grope and freeze
+through the winter, <i>they</i> are quite comfortably provided for, and you,
+whether you leave the bar on or whether you take it off, you have made
+us the laughing-stock of Europe!"</p>
+
+<p>An awed silence fell on the group. Not the most shadowy suspicion of
+such a miscarriage had ever stirred the most cautious. All their qualms
+had been in the direction of swallowing the unpalatable measure, not of
+doubting its efficacy. They seemed to be the puny antagonists of some
+almost superhuman power that not only brushed their most elaborate plans
+aside, but actually led them on to pave the way to their own undoing.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tubes was the first to speak. "It can't be true," he whispered. "It
+is impossible."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, everything's impossible with you, especially when it's happened,"
+retorted Mr Bilch contemptuously. "Pity you didn't live when there were
+real miracles about."</p>
+
+<p>"But the time?" protested some one. "How could they do it in the time?"</p>
+
+<p>"Time!" said Mr Bilch, "what more do you want? They've had two years,
+and they've used two years. If those&mdash;&mdash;" He stopped suddenly, jerked
+his head twice with a curious motion, and fell to the ground in a fit.</p>
+
+<p>There were plenty of good friends to look after him without troubling
+the Ministerial group. The dinner-party broke up in the face of so
+inauspicious a series of events, and before another hour had passed the
+story of the gigantic fiasco had reached every club in London, and was
+being cabled to every capital in Christendom.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVI" id="CHAPTER_XVI"></a>CHAPTER XVI</h2>
+
+<h3>THE DARK WINTER</h3>
+
+
+<p>The autumn of 1918 had proved unusually mild. It was said that many of
+the migratory birds delayed their exodus for weeks beyond their normal
+times, and in sheltered gardens and hedgerows in the south of England
+flowers and fruit were making an untimely show; but about midday on the
+24th of November it began to grow dark, and, without any indication of
+fog, it grew darker, until the greater part of England and Wales was
+plunged into a nocturnal gloom. As there was a marked fall in the
+temperature, men looked up to the clouds and predicted snow, but they
+were wrong. Had it snowed it might have been the White Winter of 1918,
+for that night the frost began, and the 24th of November had already
+become an ill-omened date to usher in a frost. It did not belie its
+character. The next day broke clear but bitter, and those who read
+newspapers learned with curious interest that during the night the
+seven-tailed comet of 1744 had been observed by several astronomers, to
+the great confusion of their science, for its appearance was premature
+by a round hundred thousand years. The phenomenon afterwards grew into a
+portent to the vulgar mind, for that was the beginning of the great
+frost that lasted seven weeks without an intermission.</p>
+
+<p>Outside certain limits, life was proceeding very much as before. The
+condition of the upper classes was not materially different from what it
+had been before the policy of retaliation had been declared. The
+Personal Property Tax had not been proceeded with, and the Minimum Wage
+Bill had been dropped for the time. There were diplomatic explanations;
+the real reason was that the Cabinet was too sharply divided over the
+expediency of anything in those days to make the passing of important
+measures practicable. While none had the courage to go to an extreme
+either in aggression or in conciliation, there was a multitude of
+counsel vehemently wrangling over the wisdom of little concessions and
+little aggressions.</p>
+
+<p>In London the great increase in the number of unemployed began to be
+observable in the early autumn. The obsolete "marches of unemployed"
+were revived, but, as might have been foreseen, except among the poor
+themselves, they met with no financial encouragement. Even the poor were
+becoming careful of their pence. They saw what the winter must mean, for
+every one knew of a score of deserving cases around his own door, and it
+was commonly reported that the Government contemplated reducing the
+Unemployed Grant to two-thirds its normal basis before the year was out.
+That was the Cabinet's idea for "breaking it gently." So, meeting with
+no response in the suburbs, the City, or the West End, the processions
+groaned occasionally, broke a few windows, enhanced the bitter feeling
+existing against their class by frightening more than a few ladies, and
+were finally kept in check by the special constabulary raised in the
+suburbs, the City, and the West End. Finding so little profit for their
+exertions, they abandoned their indiscriminate peregrinations, and took
+to demonstrating before St Stephen's and to hooting outside the houses
+of Cabinet Ministers until the processions and meetings were disallowed.</p>
+
+<p>There was no public charity that winter, either organised or
+spontaneous, for the benefit of the working-class poor. The conditions
+of labour would have warranted a Mansion House Fund being opened in
+September, but no one suggested it, and no one would have contributed to
+it. Abroad it was generally recognised that England was involved in
+civil war to which it behoved them to act as neutrals. The Socialists in
+Belgium collected and despatched the sum of £327, 14s. 6d. for the
+relief of their "persecuted confraternity in England," but as the pomp
+and circumstances attending the inauguration of the Fund had led their
+persecuted confraternity in England to expect at least a quarter of a
+million sterling, some intemperate remarks greeted the consummation of
+the effort, and it was not repeated.</p>
+
+<p>To those who did not look very deeply into the situation it appeared
+that a long, hard winter must operate against the interests of the
+League. Their opponents would burn more coal. The Government, indeed,
+issued an appeal asking them to do so, and thus to relieve the tension
+in the provinces. The response was not promising. The Government was, in
+effect, told to mind its own business, and particularly that detail of
+its business which consisted in the guarantee of a full and undocked
+living wage to every worker in or out of work. The contention so far had
+been that with the surfeit, coal would be so cheap that even the poorest
+could burn it unstintingly. But soon a new and rather terrible
+development grew out of the complex situation. Coal became dear, not
+only dear in the ordinary sense of the word&mdash;winter prices&mdash;but very,
+very dear. The simple truth was that a disorganised industry always
+moves on abnormal lines, and coal was a routed, a shattered, industry.</p>
+
+<p>There was no oil to be had by any but members of the League; in some
+places there was no gas to be had, for many of the small gas companies,
+and some of the large ones, had found it impossible to continue amidst
+the dislocation of their trade, and the cheapest coal was being retailed
+in the streets of London at two shillings the hundred-weight. The
+Government had left oil contraband after the discovery of the League's
+secret store down the quiet country lane, for they recognised that to
+remove the embargo immediately would kill them with ridicule. They
+promised themselves that the freedom of commerce should be restored at
+the first convenient opportunity. In the meanwhile they decided to do as
+they had done in other matters: they bravely ignored the fact that the
+League members were any better off than any one else, and declined to
+believe the evidence that any store existed.</p>
+
+<p>That was the state of affairs before the winter set in, and in London
+alone. The Capital was feeling some of the remoter effects of the blow,
+but from the provinces, from the actual battle-fields, there came grim
+stories. Northumberland, which had been loth to accept the Eight Hours
+Bill, now traced the whole of the trouble to that head, and declared
+that the only hope was for the Government to make a complete surrender
+to the Unity League, on the one condition that it restored a normal
+demand for coal both at home and abroad. Durham, on the contrary, held
+that it was necessary for the Government to crush or wear out the
+League. In both counties there had been fierce conflict between the
+rival factions, and blood had been freely shed. After a single day's
+rioting at Newcastle and Gateshead seventeen dead bodies had been
+collected by the ambulances.</p>
+
+<p>The "Beaconmen" in Glamorgan were setting fire to the pits themselves in
+a spirit of fanaticism. In one instance a fire had spread beyond the
+intended limits, and an explosion, in which three score of their
+unfortunate fellow-workmen perished, had been the net result. The
+Midlands were the least disturbed, and even there Walsall had seen a
+mass meeting at which thirty thousand colliers and other affected
+workmen had called insistently with threats upon the Government, in
+pathetic ignorance of the Treasury's plight, to purchase the nation's
+coal pits at once, and resume full time at all of them, as the only
+means of averting a national calamity.</p>
+
+<p>And all this had been taking place in the mild autumn, while the
+Government was still paying out sufficient relief funds to ensure that
+actual starvation should not touch any one, long before it had been
+driven to take the country into its confidence. The spectre of cold and
+hunger had not yet been raised to goad the men to madness; so far they
+regarded existence at least as assured, and the question that was
+stirring them to rebellion was not the fundamental one of the "right to
+live," but the almost academic issue of the right to live apart from the
+natural vicissitudes of life.</p>
+
+<p>The Government had other troubles on hand. The two principal causes for
+anxiety among these, if not actually of their own hatching, had
+certainly sprung from a common stock.</p>
+
+<p>The Parliament sitting at College Green deemed the moment opportune for
+issuing a Declaration of Independence and proclaiming a republic. Three
+years before, all Irishmen had been withdrawn from the British army and
+navy on the receipt of Dublin's firmly-worded note to the effect that
+since the granting of extended Home Rule, Irishmen came within the
+sphere of the Foreign Enlistment Act. These men formed the nucleus of a
+very useful army with which Ireland thought it would be practicable to
+hold out in the interior until foreign intervention came to its aid.
+Possibly England thought so too, for Mr Strummery's Ministry contented
+itself with issuing what its members described as a firm and dignified
+protest. Closely examined, it was discoverable that the dignified
+portion was a lengthy recapitulation of ancient history; the firm
+portion a record of Dublin's demands since Home Rule had been conceded,
+while the essential part of the communication informed the new republic
+that its actions were not what his Majesty's Ministers had expected of
+it, and that they would certainly reserve the right of taking the matter
+in hand at some future time more suitable to themselves.</p>
+
+<p>The other harassment was that Leicester lay at the mercy of an epidemic
+of small-pox which threatened to become historic in the annals of the
+scourge. In the second month the average daily number of deaths had
+risen to 120, and there was no sign of a decrease. In the autumn it was
+hoped that the winter would kill the disease; in the winter it was
+anticipated that it would die out naturally under the influence of the
+spring sunshine. The situation affected Mr Chadwing more closely than
+any of his colleagues, for Leicester had the honour of returning the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer as one of its members. Under normal
+conditions Mr Chadwing made a practice of visiting his constituency and
+addressing a meeting every few weeks, but during the six months that the
+epidemic raged he found himself unable to leave London. His attitude was
+perfectly consistent, in spite of the hard things that some of his
+supporters said of him in his absence: like the majority of his
+constituents, he had a Conscientious Objection to vaccination, but he
+also had an even stronger conscientious objection to encountering
+small-pox infection.</p>
+
+<p>The 24th of November ushered in a new phase of the strife. It marked the
+beginning of the Dark Winter. Early in December the newspapers began to
+draw comparisons between the weather then prevailing and the hard
+winters on record. At that date it was noticeable how many
+rustic-looking vagrants were to be seen walking aimlessly about the
+streets of London. The unemployed from the country were beginning to
+flock in for the mere sense of warmth. The British Museum, St. Paul's
+Cathedral, the free libraries, and other places where it was possible to
+escape from the dreadful rigour of the streets, were crowded by day. At
+night long <i>queues</i> of miserable creatures haunted the grids of
+restaurants, the sheltered sides of theatres, the windows of printing
+houses, and any spot where a little warmth exhaled. On the nights of the
+4th, the 5th, and the 6th of December the thermometer on Primrose Hill
+registered 3° below zero. On the 7th pheasants were observed feeding
+among the pigeons in the main street of Highgate, and from that time
+onwards wild birds of the rarer kinds were no unusual sight in the
+London parks and about the public buildings. In the country it was
+remarked that the small birds had begun to disappear, and the curious
+might read any morning of frozen goldfinches being picked up in
+Camberwell, larks about Victoria Park, and starlings, robins,
+blackbirds, and such like fry everywhere. By this time dairymen had
+discovered that it was impossible to deliver milk unless they carried a
+brazier of live charcoal on their cart or hand-truck. Local
+correspondents in the provinces had ceased to report ordinary cases of
+death from cold and exposure; there were cases in the streets of London
+every night.</p>
+
+<p>Early in December Sir John Hampden was approached unofficially by a few
+members of Parliament, including one or two of minor official rank, to
+learn his "terms." The suggestions were tentative on both sides, and
+nothing was stated definitely. But out of the circumlocution it might be
+inferred that he expressed his willingness to rescind the boycott, and
+to devote five million pounds to public relief at once, in return for
+certain modifications of the franchise and an immediate dissolution.
+Nothing came of the movement, and during the first week of December the
+Government sent round to the post-offices and to all the Crown tax
+collectors notices that the licences ordinarily falling due on the 1st
+of January must be taken out on or before the 15th of the current month,
+and the King's Taxes similarly collected in advance. The League did not
+make any open comment on this departure, but every member merely ignored
+it, and when the 16th of December was reached, it devolved upon the
+officers of the Crown to enforce the payment by legal process. In the
+language of another age, the Government was faced by five million
+"Passive Resisters." It soon became apparent that instead of getting in
+the taxes a fortnight before their time, the greater part of the revenue
+from that source would be delayed at least a month later than usual.</p>
+
+<p>On the 20th of December one million and three-quarters State-supported
+unemployed of various grades presented themselves at the appointed
+trades unions committee rooms, workhouse offices, employment bureaux,
+Treasury depôts, from which the Fund was administered, to receive their
+weekly "wage." As they passed in they were confronted by a formal notice
+to the effect that the disbursement was then reduced to half its usual
+amount. As they passed out they came upon another formal notice to the
+effect that after the following week the Grant would be "temporarily
+suspended." Possibly that also embodied an idea of "breaking it gently."</p>
+
+<p>The cry of surprise, rage, and terrified foreboding that rose from every
+town and village of the land when the direful news was at length
+understood, can never be described. Its echoes were destined to roll
+through the pages of English history for many a generation. The
+immediate result was that rioting broke out in practically all parts of
+the country except the purely agricultural. The people who had been
+promised a perpetual life of milk and honey had "murmured" when they
+were offered bread and water. Now there seemed every prospect of the
+water reaching them as ice, and the bread-board being empty, and their
+"murmuring" took a sharper edge. In some places there were absolute
+stampedes of reason. In justice it has to be remembered that by this
+time the most pitiless winter of modern times had been heaping misery on
+misery for a month, that the chance of finding work or relief was
+recognised to be the forlornest hope, and that very, very few had a
+reserve of any kind.</p>
+
+<p>The indiscriminate disturbances of the 20th of December were easily
+suppressed. A people that has been free for generations loses the gift
+for successful rioting in the face of armed discipline, even of the most
+inadequate strength. But for constitutional purposes the body of one
+dragooned rioter in England was worth more than a whole "Vladimir's
+battue" east of the Baltic.</p>
+
+<p>On the 27th of December the certified unemployed drew their diminished
+pittance for the last time. They left the buildings in many places with
+the significant threat that they would return that day week, and if
+there was nothing for them would "warm their hands" there at the least.
+There was renewed rioting that day also. The forces of law and order had
+been strengthened; the rioters appeared to have been better organised.
+In one or two towns the rioting began to approach the Continental level.
+Bolton was said to have proved itself far from amateurish, and Nuneaton
+was spoken of as being distinctly promising. At the end of that day
+public buildings had to be requisitioned in several places to lay out
+the spoils of victory and defeat.</p>
+
+<p>Two days later every newspaper contained an "open letter" from Sir John
+Hampden to the Government, in which he unconditionally offered them, on
+behalf of the Unity League and in the name of humanity, sufficient funds
+to pay the half grant for four weeks longer. It was a humane offer, but
+its proper name was strategy. It embarrassed the Government to decide
+whether to accept or decline. It embarrassed them if they accepted, and
+if they declined it embarrassed them most of all. They declined; or, to
+be precise, they ignored the offer.</p>
+
+<p>By this time England might be said to be under famine. London, in its
+ice-bound straits, began curiously to assume the appearance of a
+mediæval city. By night one might meet grotesquely clad bands of
+revellers returning from some ice carnival (for the Thames had long been
+frozen from the Tower to Gravesend) by the light of lanterns and torches
+which they carried. None but those who had nothing to lose ventured out
+into the streets at night except by companies. Thieves and bludgeoners
+lurked in every archway, and arrests were seldom made; beggars
+importuned with every wile and in every tone, and new fantastic creeds
+and extravagant new parties sent out their perfervid disciples to
+proclaim Utopias at every corner.</p>
+
+<p>To add to the terror of the night there suddenly sprang into prominence
+the bands of "Running Madmen" who swept through the streets like fallen
+leaves in an autumn gale. Barefooted, gaunt, and wildly dressed in rags,
+they broke upon the astonished wayfarer's sight, and passed out again
+into the gloom before he could ask himself what strange manner of men
+they were. Never alone, seldom exceeding a score in any band, they ran
+keenly as though with some purposeful end in view, for the most part
+silently, but now and then startling the quiet night with an
+inarticulate wail or a cry of woe or lamentation, but they turned from
+street to street in aimless intricacy, and sought no definite goal. They
+were never seen by day, and whence they came or where they had their
+homes none could say, but the steady increase in the number of their
+bands showed that they were undoubtedly the victims of a contagious
+mania such as those that have appeared in the past from time to time.</p>
+
+<p>Almost as ragged and unkempt was the army that by day marched under the
+standard of Brother Ambrose towards the sinless New Jerusalem. Reading
+the abundant signs all round with an inspired and fatalistic eye,
+Ambrose uncompromisingly announced that all the portents of the
+Millennium were now fulfilled, and that the reign of temporal power on
+earth was at an end. Each day his eloquence mounted to a wilder flight,
+each day he dreamed new dreams and saw fresh visions, and promised to
+his followers more definitely the spoil of victory, and parcelled out
+the smiling, fruitful land. Drawn by every human passion, recruits
+poured into his ranks, and when he marched in tattered state to mark the
+boundaries of the impending Golden City, the Legions of the Chosen
+rolled not in their thousands, but in their tens of thousands, singing
+hymns and interspersing ribaldry.</p>
+
+<p>A very different spectacle was afforded by the bands of the Gilded Youth
+which by day patrolled the approaches to houses of the better class,
+wherever smoke had been seen issuing from the chimneys, and by night
+with equal order and thoroughness turned out the public gas lamps in the
+streets, until many of the authorities at last gave up the lighting of
+the lamps as a useless formality.</p>
+
+<p>It was impossible for the occupants of a house that had incurred their
+enmity to have them removed by force, or to maintain an attitude of
+unconcern in the face of their demonstration, yet everything they did
+came under the term of "Peaceful Picketing" within the provisions of the
+Act, and an attempt to fix responsibility upon the Unity League for the
+high-handed action of its agents in a few cases where the Gilded Youth
+had gone beyond their powers, failed ignominiously through the precedent
+afforded by the final settlement of the celebrated Tawe Valley Case.</p>
+
+<p>In the provinces the rioters were burning coal, burning coal-pits,
+smashing machinery and destroying property indiscriminately, blind to
+the fact that some of the immediate effects were falling on their
+fellow-workmen, and that most of the ultimate effects would fall upon
+themselves. In London and elsewhere the bands of the Gilded Youth were
+going quietly and systematically about their daily work, "peacefully"
+terrorising house-holders into submission, and carefully turning out the
+public lamps at night as soon as they were lit. To the reflective mind
+it was rather a dreadful power that the time had called into being: an
+educated mob that "rioted peacefully" and did nothing at all that was
+detrimental to its own interest.</p>
+
+<p>Each morning people assured one another that so unparalleled a frost
+could last no longer, but each night the air seemed to be whetted to a
+keener edge, and each day there came fresh evidences of its power. Early
+in January it was computed that all the small birds that had not taken
+refuge in towns were dead, partly through the cold itself, but equally
+by starvation, for the ground yielded them nothing, and the trees and
+shrubs upon which they had been able to rely for food in former winters
+had long since perished. There were none but insignificant hollies to be
+seen in English gardens for the next generation, and in exposed
+situations forest trees and even oaks were split down to the ground.</p>
+
+<p>All this time there was very little destructive rioting going on in
+London on any organised scale, but every night breadths of wood pavement
+were torn up by the homeless vagrants, who were now allowed to herd
+where they could, and great fires set burning at which the police warmed
+themselves and mingled supinely with the crowd. By day the police went
+in pairs, by night they patrolled in companies of five. For the
+emergency of serious rioting the military were always kept in readiness;
+against the more ordinary depredations on private property the owners
+were practically left to defend themselves. In those dark weeks watch
+duty became one of the regular occupations among the staff of every
+London business, and short shrift was given to intruders. Inquests went
+like marriages in busy churches at Easter-tide&mdash;in batches, and the
+morning cart that picked up the frozen dead had only one compartment.</p>
+
+<p>The time was past when the effects of the vast disorganisation could be
+localised. Every trade and profession, every trivial and obscure
+calling, and every insignificant little offshoot of that great trunk
+called Commerce was involved in depression; it was not too much to say
+that every individual in the land was feeling some ill effect. Frantic
+legislation had begun it ten years before; the coal war had brought it
+to a climax, and the grip of the long, hard winter had pressed like a
+hostile hand upon the land.</p>
+
+<p>It had resolved itself into a war of endurance. Coal was no longer the
+pivot; it was money, immediate money with which to buy bread at the
+bakers' shops, where they carried on their trade with the shutters up
+and loaded weapons laid out in the upper rooms.</p>
+
+<p>Not the least curious feature of the struggle was the marked
+disinclination of the starving populace to pillage or bloodshed.
+Doubtless they saw that whatever they might individually profit by a
+reign of terror, their cause and party had nothing to gain from it. Such
+an outburst must inevitably react unfavourably upon the Government of
+the day, and it was <i>their</i> party then in power. But they had not the
+mob instinct in them; they were not composed of the ordinary mob
+element. In the bulk they were neither criminals nor hooligans, but
+matter-of-fact, disillusionised working men, and the instincts of their
+class have ever been steady and law-abiding. In Cheapside a gang of
+professional thieves blew out the iron shutter of a jeweller's shop with
+dynamite, and securing a valuable haul of jewellery in the momentary
+confusion, sought to hide themselves among the mob. Far from entering
+into their aspirations, the mob promptly conveyed them to the nearest
+police station, and returned to the owner the valuable articles that had
+been scattered about the street. The climax of the incident was reached
+by half a dozen of the most stalwart unemployed gladly accepting a few
+shillings each to guard the broken window until the shutter was
+repaired.</p>
+
+<p>At the collieries, the mills, the workshops, and the seats of labour
+there were outrages against property, but away from the immediate
+centres there was neither cupidity nor resentment. Whenever disturbances
+of the kind took place they were invariably in pursuit of food or
+warmth. The men were dispirited, and by this time they regarded their
+cause as lost. Their leaders, in and out of Parliament, were classed
+either as incompetent generals in a war, or as traitors who had misled
+the people. The people only asked them now to make the terms of
+surrender so that they might live; and they did not hesitate to declare
+roundly that the old times when they had had to look after themselves
+more, and had not been body and soul at the disposal of semi-political
+Unions, were preferable on the whole.</p>
+
+<p>The position of the Cabinet was daily growing more critical. Its chiefs
+were execrated and insulted whenever they were seen. All the approaches
+to the House were held by military guards, and the members reached its
+gates singly, and almost by stealth. Every day placards, written and
+printed, were found displayed in public places, calling on the
+Government that had no money to let in one that had. "You thought more
+of your position than of our needs when Hampden offered us help," ran
+one that Mr Strummery found nailed to his front door. "You have always
+thought more of your positions than of our needs. You have used our
+needs to raise yourselves to those positions. Now, since you no longer
+represent the wishes of the People, give way to others."</p>
+
+<p>The delay of the Government in throwing up an utterly untenable position
+was inexplicable to most people. Many said that the reason was that
+Hampden refused to take office under the existing franchise, and no one
+but Hampden could form an administration in that crisis that could hope
+to live for a day. Whatever the reason might be, it was obvious that the
+Government was drifting towards a national tragedy that would be
+stupendous, for in less than a month's time, it was agreed on all hands,
+the daily tale of starved and famished dead would have reached its
+thousands.</p>
+
+<p>Still the Government hung on, backed in sullen submission by its
+automatic majority. Changes in the Cabinet were of almost daily record,
+but the half dozen men of prominence remained. Cecil Brown was the last
+of the old minor men to be dropped. A dog trainer, who had taken up
+politics, succeeded him. "It is too late now," Cecil Brown was reported
+to have said when he learned who was to be his successor. "They want
+bread, not circuses!"</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVII" id="CHAPTER_XVII"></a>CHAPTER XVII</h2>
+
+<h3>THE INCIDENT OF THE 13TH OF JANUARY</h3>
+
+
+<p>"I do not altogether like it," said A.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you prefer to leave things as they are, then?" demanded B.</p>
+
+<p>A. went over and stood by the window, looking moodily out.</p>
+
+<p>"It is merely a necessity," said C.</p>
+
+<p>"The necessity of a necessity," suggested D. happily.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps you are not aware," said B., addressing himself to the man
+standing at the window, "that the suggestion of arresting Salt did not
+come from us in the first case."</p>
+
+<p>"Is that so?" replied A., coming back into the room. "I certainly
+assumed that it did."</p>
+
+<p>"On the contrary," explained B., "it was Inspector Moeletter who
+reported to his superiors that he had succeeded in identifying the
+mysterious man who was seen with Leslie Garnet, the artist, about the
+time of his death. He would have got his warrant in the ordinary way,
+only in view of the remarkable position that Salt occupies just now,
+Stafford very naturally communicated with us."</p>
+
+<p>"The only point that troubles us," remarked C. reflectively, "is that
+none of us can persuade himself in the remotest degree that Salt killed
+Garnet."</p>
+
+<p>"I certainty require to have the evidence before I can subscribe to
+that," said B. "The man who is daily killing hundreds&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, that is the difference," commented D.</p>
+
+<p>"Where are the Monmouth colliers now?" asked C., after a pause.</p>
+
+<p>"Newbury, this morning," replied D. "Reading, to-night."</p>
+
+<p>"And the Midland lot?"</p>
+
+<p>"Towcester, I think."</p>
+
+<p>"If Hampden formally asks for protection for the oil store at Hanwood,
+after the miners' threat to burn it, what are you going to do?" asked A.</p>
+
+<p>"I should suggest telling him to go and boil himself in it, since he has
+got it there," replied C.</p>
+
+<p>"There will be no need to tell him anything but the bare fact, and that
+is that with twenty-five thousand turbulent colliers pouring into London
+and adding to the disaffected element already here, we cannot spare a
+single man," replied B.</p>
+
+<p>"I quite agree with that," remarked D., drawing attention to his
+freshly-scarred cheek. "I had a tribute of the mob's affection as I came
+in this morning."</p>
+
+<p>"That's your popularity," said C. "Your photograph is so much about that
+no one has any difficulty in recognising you. How do you get on in that
+way, B.?"</p>
+
+<p>"I?" exclaimed B. with a startled look. "Oh, I always drive with the
+blinds down now."</p>
+
+<p>"Are any extra military coming in before Friday?" asked A.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, the Lancers from Hounslow. They come into the empty Albany Street
+Barracks to-night. Then I think that there are to be some extra infantry
+in Whitehall, from Aldershot. Cadman is seeing to all that."</p>
+
+<p>"But you know that the Lancers are being drawn from Hounslow?" asked C.
+with a meaning laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I know that," admitted B. "Why do you laugh, C.?"</p>
+
+<p>C.'s only reply was to laugh again.</p>
+
+<p>"I will tell you why he laughs," volunteered D. "He laughs, B., because
+the Lancers withdrawn from Hounslow to Regent's Park, Salt under arrest
+at Stafford, and the Monmouth colliers coming along the Bath road and
+passing within a mile or two of Hanwood, represent the three angles of a
+very acute triangle."</p>
+
+<p>"There is still Hampden," muttered B.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; what is going to happen to Hampden?" asked C., with a trace of his
+mordant amusement.</p>
+
+<p>A., who was walking about the room aimlessly, stopped and faced the
+others.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll tell you what," he exclaimed emphatically. "I said just now that I
+didn't like the idea of smuggling Salt away like this, and, although it
+may be advisable, I don't. But I wish to God that we had openly arrested
+the pair of them as traitors, and burned their diabolical store before
+every one's eyes three months ago."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah," said D. thoughtfully, "it was too early then. Now it's too late."</p>
+
+<p>"It may be too late to have its full effect," flashed out B., "but it
+won't be too late to make them suffer a bit along with our own people."</p>
+
+<p>"Provided that the oil is burned," said D.</p>
+
+<p>"Provided that no protection can be sent," remarked C.</p>
+
+<p>"Provided that Salt is arrested," added A.</p>
+
+<p>There was a knock at the door. It explained the attitude of the four men
+in the room and their scattered conversation. They had been awaiting
+some one.</p>
+
+<p>He came into the room and saluted, a powerfully-built man with "uniform"
+branded on every limb, although he wore plain clothes then.</p>
+
+<p>"Detective-Inspector Moeletter?" said B.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said the inspector, and stood at attention.</p>
+
+<p>"You have the warrant?" continued B.</p>
+
+<p>Moeletter produced it, and passed it in for inspection. It was made out
+on the preceding day, signed by the Stipendiary Magistrate of Stafford,
+and it connected George Salt with Leslie Garnet by the link of Murder.</p>
+
+<p>"When you applied for this warrant," said B., looking hard at the
+inspector, "you considered that you had sufficient evidence to support
+it?"</p>
+
+<p>Moeletter looked puzzled for a moment, as though the question was one
+that he did not quite follow in that form. For a moment he seemed to be
+on the verge of making an explanation; then he thought better of it, and
+simply replied: "Yes, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"At all events," continued B. hastily, "you have enough evidence to
+justify a remand? What are the points?"</p>
+
+<p>"We have abundant evidence that Salt was in the neighbourhood about the
+time of the tragedy; that fact can scarcely be contested. Coming nearer,
+an old man, who had been hedging until the storm drove him under a high
+bank, saw a gentleman enter Garnet's cottage about half-past five.
+Without any leading he described this man accurately as Salt, and picked
+out his photograph from among a dozen others. About an hour later, two
+boys, who were bird-nesting near Stourton Hill church, heard a shot.
+They looked through the hedge into the graveyard and saw one man lying
+apparently dead on the ground, and another bending over him as though he
+might be going through his pockets. Being frightened, they ran away and
+told no one of it for some time, as boys would. Of course, sir, that's
+more than six months ago now, but the description they give tallies, and
+I think that we may claim a strong presumption of identity taking into
+consideration the established time of Salt's arrival at Thornley."</p>
+
+<p>"That is all?" said B.</p>
+
+<p>"As regards identity," replied the inspector. "On general grounds we
+shall show that for some time before his death Garnet had been selling
+shares and securities which he held, and that although he lived frugally
+no money was found in the remains of his house or on his person, and no
+trace of a banking account or other investment can be discovered. Then
+we allege that 'George Salt' is not the man's right name, although we
+have not been able to follow that up yet. He is generally understood to
+have been a sailor recently, and the revolver found beside the body was
+of a naval pattern. I should add that the medical evidence at the
+inquest was to the effect that the wound might have been self-inflicted,
+but that the angle was unusual."</p>
+
+<p>B. returned the warrant to the inspector.</p>
+
+<p>"That will at least ensure a remand for a week for you to continue your
+investigations?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think so, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Without bail?"</p>
+
+<p>"If it is opposed."</p>
+
+<p>"We oppose it, then. Did you bring any one down with you?"</p>
+
+<p>Inspector Moeletter had not done so. He had not been able to anticipate
+what amended instructions he might receive in London, so he had thought
+it as well to come alone.</p>
+
+<p>"For political reasons it is desirable that nothing should be known
+publicly of the arrest until you have your prisoner safely at Stafford,"
+said B. "At present he is motoring in the southern counties. I have
+information that he will leave Farnham this afternoon between three and
+half-past and proceed direct to Guildford. Is there any reason why you
+should not arrest him between the two places?"</p>
+
+<p>Inspector Moeletter knew of none.</p>
+
+<p>"It will be preferable to doing so in either town from our point of
+view," continued B., "and it is not known whether he intends leaving
+Guildford to-night."</p>
+
+<p>The inspector took out an innocent-looking pocket-book, whose elastic
+band was a veritable hangman's noose, and noted the facts.</p>
+
+<p>"Is a description of the motor-car available?" he enquired.</p>
+
+<p>B. picked up a sheet of paper. "It is a large car, a 30 H.P. Daimler,
+with a covered body, and painted in two shades of green," he read from
+the paper. "The number is L.N. 7246."</p>
+
+<p>"I would suggest bringing him straight on in the car," said Moeletter.
+"It would obviate the publicity of railway travelling."</p>
+
+<p>B. nodded. "There is another thing," he said. "It is absolutely
+necessary to avoid the London termini. They are all watched
+systematically by agents of the League&mdash;spies who call themselves
+patriots. You will take the 7.30 train with your prisoner, but you will
+join it at Willesden. I will have it stopped for you."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall need a man who can drive the motor to go down with me," the
+detective reminded him.</p>
+
+<p>B. struck a bell. "Send Sergeant Tolkeith in," he said to the attendant.</p>
+
+<p>Sergeant Tolkeith was apparently being kept ready in the next room, to
+be slipped at the fall of the flag, so to speak. He came in very
+smartly.</p>
+
+<p>"You will remain with Inspector Moeletter while he is in London, and
+make all the necessary arrangements for him," instructed B. "I suppose
+that there are men at Scotland Yard available now who can drive every
+kind of motor?"</p>
+
+<p>Sergeant Tolkeith hazarded the opinion that there were men at Scotland
+Yard at that moment who could drive&mdash;he looked round the room in search
+of some strange or Titanic vehicle to which the prowess of Scotland Yard
+would be equal&mdash;"Well, Anything."</p>
+
+<p>"A man who knows the roads," continued B. "Though, for that matter, it's
+a simple enough route&mdash;the Portsmouth road all the way to Kingston, and
+then across to Willesden. You had better avoid Guildford, by the way,
+coming back. Now, what other assistance will you require?"</p>
+
+<p>"How many are there likely to be in the car, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"No one but Salt, I am informed. He has been touring alone for a week
+past, at all events."</p>
+
+<p>"In that case, sir, we had better take a couple of men from Guildford
+and drive towards Farnham. We can wait at a suitable place in the road
+and make the arrest. Then when the irons are on I shall need no one
+beyond the driver I take with me. The two local men&mdash;you'll want Mr
+Salt's <i>chauffeur</i> detained for a few hours, I suppose, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, certainly; until you are well on your way. And any one else who
+may happen to be in the car. I will give you authority covering that."</p>
+
+<p>"The two local men can take him, or them, back to Guildford&mdash;it will be
+dark by the time they get there&mdash;for detention while enquiries are being
+made. Then if a plain-clothes man meets me at Willesden we can go on,
+and our driver can take the car on to Scotland Yard."</p>
+
+<p>"You see no difficulty throughout?" said B. anxiously. The inspector
+assured him that all seemed plain sailing. It was not his place to
+foresee difficulties in B.'s plans.</p>
+
+<p>"Then I shall expect you to report to me from Stafford about 10.30
+to-night that everything is satisfactory. Let me impress on you as a
+last word the need of care and <i>unconcern</i> in this case. It must be
+successfully carried out, and to do that there must be no fuss or
+publicity."</p>
+
+<p>"Sergeant," said Detective-Inspector Moeletter, when they were outside,
+"between ourselves, can you tell me this: why they think it necessary to
+have three mute gentlemen looking on while we arrange a matter of this
+sort?"</p>
+
+<p>"Between ourselves, sir," replied Sergeant Tolkeith, looking cautiously
+around, "it's my belief that it's come to this: that they are all
+half-afraid of themselves and can't trust one another."</p>
+
+<p>"D.," remarked C., as they left together a few minutes later, "does
+anything strike you about B.?"</p>
+
+<p>"It strikes me that he looks rather like an undertaker's man when he is
+dressed up," replied D.</p>
+
+<p>"Does it not strike you that he is <i>afraid</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," admitted D., stroking his wounded cheek, "that's quite possible.
+So am I, for that matter."</p>
+
+<p>"So may we all be in a way," said C.; "but it is different with him. I
+believe that he is in a <i>blue funk</i>. He's fey, and he's got Salt on the
+brain. Just remember that I venture on this prophecy: if Salt through
+any cause does not happen to get arrested, B. will throw up the sponge."</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>The office of the Unity League in Trafalgar Chambers was little more
+than an empty hive now. The headquarters of the operations had been
+transferred to the colony at Hanwood, and most of the staff had
+followed. With the declaration of the coal war, an entirely different
+set of conditions had come into force. The old offices had practically
+become a clearing house for everything connected with the League, and
+the high tide of active interest swept on elsewhere.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Lisle remained, a person of some consequence, but in her heart she
+sighed from time to time for a sphere of action "down another little
+lane."</p>
+
+<p>On the afternoon of the 13th of January she returned to the office about
+half-past three, and going to the instrument room unlocked the
+telescribe receiver-box and proceeded to sort the dozen communications
+which it contained&mdash;the accumulation of an hour&mdash;before passing them on
+to be dealt with. Most fell into clearly-defined departments at a
+glance. It was not until she reached the last, the earliest sent, that
+she read it through, but as she read that her whole half-listless,
+mechanical manner changed. With the first line apathy fell from her like
+a cloak; before she had finished, every limb and feature conveyed a
+sense of tingling excitement. In frantic haste she dragged the special
+writing materials across the table towards her, dashed off a sprawling,
+"Stop Mr Salt at any cost.&mdash;<span class="smcap">Lisle</span>," and flashed it off to the League
+agency at Farnham.</p>
+
+<p>A couple of minutes must pass before she could get any reply. She picked
+up the cause of her excitement, and for the second time read the message
+it contained:</p>
+
+<p>"If you want to keep your Mr Salt from being arrested on a charge of
+murder, warn him that Inspector Moeletter from Stafford will be waiting
+for him on the road between Farnham and Guildford at three o'clock this
+afternoon with a warrant. No one believes in it, but he will be taken on
+in his motor to Willesden, and on to Stafford by the 7.30, and kept out
+of the way for a week while things have time to happen at Hanwood. There
+will be just enough evidence to get a remand, as there was to get a
+warrant. This is from a friend, who may remind you of it later and prove
+who he is by this sign."</p>
+
+<p>The letter finished with a rough drawing of a gallows and a broken rope.
+It was written in a cramped, feigned hand and addressed to Sir John
+Hampden. It might have been lying in the box for an hour.</p>
+
+<p>The telescribe bell gave its single note. Irene opened the box in
+feverish dread. An exclamation of despair broke from her lips as some
+words on the paper stood out in the intensity of their significance even
+before she took the letter from the box.</p>
+
+<p>This was what Farnham replied:</p>
+
+<p>"Hope nothing is the matter. Mr Salt left here quite half an hour ago,
+in his motor, for Guildford. He will stay there the night, or proceed to
+Hanwood according to the time he is occupied. Please let me know if
+there is any trouble."</p>
+
+<p>Half an hour! There was not the remotest chance of intercepting him.
+Already, under ordinary circumstances, he would be in the outskirts of
+Guildford. It only remained to verify the worst. She wrote a brief
+message asking Mr Salt if he would kindly communicate with her
+immediately on his arrival, and despatched it to the agency at
+Guildford. If there was no reply to that request during the next
+half-hour she would accept the arrest as an established fact. And there
+being nothing apparently to do for the next half-hour, Miss Lisle, very
+much to the surprise of ninety-nine out of her hundred friends could
+they have seen her, went down on her knees in the midst of a roomful of
+the latest achievements of science and began to pray that a miracle
+might happen.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>"I suppose that I may smoke?" said Salt. He was sitting handcuffed in
+his own motor-car, charged with murder, and formally cautioned that
+anything he should say might be used as evidence against him. It was
+scarcely a necessary warning in his case; with the exception of an
+equally formal protest against the arrest, he had not opened his lips
+until now. He and Moeletter had sat silently facing one another in the
+comfortably-appointed, roomy car, Salt with his face to the driver and
+leaning back in his easy seat with outward unconcern, the detective
+braced to a more alert attitude and with his knees almost touching those
+of his prisoner. For a mile or more&mdash;for perhaps seven or eight minutes
+by time, for the new driver was cautious with the yet unknown car&mdash;they
+had proceeded thus.</p>
+
+<p>Yet Salt was very far from being unconcerned as he leaned back
+negligently among the cushions. He was thinking keenly, and with the
+settled, tranquil gaze that betrayed nothing, watching alertly the miles
+of dreary high-road that stretched along the Hog's Back before them. He
+had long foreseen the possibility of arrest, and he had taken certain
+precautions; but to safeguard himself effectually he would have had to
+abandon the more important part of his work, and the risk he ran was the
+smaller evil of the two. But he had not anticipated this charge. Some
+legal jugglery with "conspiracy" had been in his mind.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose that I may smoke?" Half a mile ahead a solitary wayfarer was
+approaching. Salt might have noted him, but there was nothing remarkable
+in his appearance except that pedestrians&mdash;or vehicles either, for that
+matter&mdash;were rare along the Hog's Back on that bitter winter afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, certainly, sir; in your own car, surely," replied the inspector
+agreeably. He was there to do his duty, and he had done it, even down to
+the detail of satisfying himself by search that his prisoner carried no
+weapon. Beyond that there was no reason to be churlish, especially as
+every one had to admit that there was no telling what might have
+happened in a week's or a month's time. "Can I help you in any way?"</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, I will manage," replied Salt, and in spite of his manacles
+he succeeded without much difficulty in taking out his cigarette-case
+and a match-box. He lit a cigarette, blew out the match, and then looked
+hesitatingly round the rather elegant car, at the rich velvety carpet on
+the floor, at the half-burned vesta in his hand. Then with easy
+unconcern he lowered the window by his side and leaned forward towards
+it.</p>
+
+<p>It was a perfectly natural action, but Inspector Moeletter owed at least
+one step in his promotion to a habit of always being on his guard
+against natural-seeming actions of that kind. His left foot quickly and
+imperceptibly slid across the carpet, so that if Salt made any
+ill-judged attempt to leave the car he must inevitably come to grief
+across that rigid barrier; with a ready eye Moeletter noted afresh the
+handle of the door, the size of the window frame, and every kindred
+detail. His hands lay in unostentatious readiness by his side, and he
+felt no apprehension.</p>
+
+<p>But Salt had not the faintest intention of attempting any sensational
+act. He dropped the match leisurely from between his fingers, cast a
+glance up to the sky, where the lowering clouds had long been
+threatening snow, and then drew in his head. But in some way, either
+from his position, a jolt of the car, or a touch against the sash, as he
+did so his cap was jerked off, and, despite a quick but clumsy attempt
+to catch it in his fettered hands, it was whirled away behind in their
+eddying wake.</p>
+
+<p>"Please stop," he said, turning to Moeletter. "I am afraid that I shall
+find it too cold without."</p>
+
+<p>The detective was not pleased, but there was nothing in the mishap that
+he could take objection to. Further, he had no wish to make his prisoner
+in any way noticeable during the latter part of their journey. "Pull up,
+Murphy," he called through the tube by his shoulder, and with a grinding
+that set its owner's teeth on edge, the car came to a standstill in two
+lengths.</p>
+
+<p>Moeletter had intended that the driver should recover the cap, but he
+was saved the trouble. The solitary pedestrian had happened to be on the
+spot at the moment of the incident, and he was standing by the open
+window almost as soon as the car stopped. Forgetful of his indignity,
+Salt stretched out a manacled hand and received his property. "Thank
+you," he said with a pleasant smile. "I am much obliged."</p>
+
+<p>"Go on," said Moeletter, through the tube.</p>
+
+<p>"I think that I had better get used to these&mdash;'darbies' is the
+professional name, is it not, Inspector?&mdash;to these 'darbies' before I
+look out again," remarked Salt good-humouredly.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>The telescribe bell announced another message. It found Irene sitting at
+the table in the instrument room with ordnance maps around her and the
+index book of the League's most trusted agents lying open on the shelf.
+She just glanced at the clock as she jumped up. It was 4.15, exactly the
+last minute of the half-hour that she had fixed as the limit of
+uncertainty. The message might even yet be from Salt. But it was not; it
+was this instead:</p>
+
+<p>"Fear Mr Salt has been arrested. He is in his motor-car, handcuffed,
+proceeding towards Guildford, in charge of man who has appearance of
+belonging to police force. Driver is not Mr Salt's man. Mr S. made opp.
+for me to see sit., but said nothing. Passed just W. of Puttenham 3.55.
+Roads good, but snow beginning. Car trav only 10-12 m. hour. Shall
+remain here on chance being use. Don't hesitate."</p>
+
+<p>A hall-formed plan was already floating in the space between Miss
+Lisle's adventurous brain and the maps. The Puttenham message
+crystallised it. There was now something to go on. The route she knew
+already; the times and mileages also lay beneath her hand. The scheme
+had a hundred faults, and only one thing to recommend it&mdash;that it might
+succeed. For ten minutes she flung herself into the details of the maps,
+jotting down a time, a distance, here and there a detail of the road.
+"Puttenham" might remain at his box till dawn, but all the work, all the
+chance, was forward&mdash;before the car. At the end of ten minutes Irene
+picked up the accumulation of her labours and rang up the telephone
+exchange.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>"What is it, Murphy?" demanded the inspector through the tube, as the
+car came to a dead stop. "Something else in the way?"</p>
+
+<p>"I can't quite make it out, sir," was the reply. "We're just outside the
+long railway arch, and there seems to be something on fire towards the
+other end. Terrible lot of smoke coming through."</p>
+
+<p>"Can't we run up to it?"</p>
+
+<p>"This is an unusually long bridge&mdash;fifty or sixty yards, I should say. I
+hardly like to take you on into that smoke, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, very well. Jump down and see what it is. Only be as sharp as you
+can."</p>
+
+<p>It was now pitch dark, and a driving, biting storm of snow and hail was
+blowing across their path from the east. When the constable-<i>chauffeur</i>
+had learned sufficient of the car to give him confidence, the storm had
+swept down, and their progress had been scarcely any faster. There had
+been delays, too. By Ripley a heavy farm waggon had broken down almost
+before their eyes, and it had been ten minutes before a spare chain
+horse could be obtained to drag it to the roadside. Further on some men
+felling a tree in a coppice had clumsily allowed it to fall across the
+road, and another ten minutes elapsed before it was cut in two and
+rolled aside. Fortunately they were not pressed for time. Fortunately,
+also, the driver knew the way, for few people were afoot to face that
+dreadful stream of snow and ice with the lashing wind and the numbing
+cold. Two, two or three, or perhaps four men had chanced to be at hand
+when the car stopped, making their way towards the bridge, but the
+wreathing snow soon cut them off. Occasionally, when the wind and drift
+hung for a moment, a figure or two showed dimly and gigantic in the murk
+of the tunnel. Nothing of the fire could be seen, but the smoke
+continued to pour out, and the mingled odour of burned and unburned oil
+filled the car.</p>
+
+<p>In a few minutes the driver returned. When he had left his seat
+Moeletter had leaned forward, and with a gruff word of half apology had
+laid a hand upon the rug across Salt's knees, so that he held, or at
+least controlled, the connecting links of the handcuffs, while at the
+same time his other hand had dropped quietly down to his hip-pocket. He
+now lowered the window on the further side, still keeping his left hand
+on the rug.</p>
+
+<p>"Oil cart ablaze, sir," gasped the driver, between paroxysms of
+coughing. "Road simply running fire, and the fumes awful." His face was
+almost completely protected beneath cap, goggles, and a storm shade that
+fell from the cap over the shoulders and buttoned across the mouth, but
+no covering had seemed effectual against the suffocating reek of the
+burning oil. The fire had melted the snow off his clothes, and he stood
+by the door with a bar of darkness just falling across his face, and the
+electric light through the lowered window blazing upon his gleaming
+leathers, his gauntlets and puttee leggings, and the cumbrous numbered
+badge that the regulations then imposed.</p>
+
+<p>"It will be some time before the road is passable?" asked Moeletter with
+a frown.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, hours perhaps," was the sputtering reply. "Would suggest going by
+Molesey Bridge, sir. Best way now."</p>
+
+<p>"Is it much out?"</p>
+
+<p>"The turning is half a mile back. From there it is no further than this
+way."</p>
+
+<p>"And you know the way perfectly?"</p>
+
+<p>The driver nodded. "Perfectly, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Very well; go on. We have plenty of time yet, but you might get a few
+more miles out of her, if you think you can."</p>
+
+<p>The driver jumped up to his seat, the horn gave its bull-like note of
+warning, and gliding round the car began to head back towards Esher with
+the open common on either side and the pelting wind behind. It slackened
+for a moment at the fork in the high-road, turned to the right, and then
+began to draw away northward with an increased speed that showed the
+driver to be capable of rising to his instructions.</p>
+
+<p>"It is fortunate that the inspector is not a motoring man," thought Salt
+to himself with an inward smile. "This is very much too good." But the
+inspector only noticed that with the increased speed the car seemed to
+run more smoothly, and even then he had no means of judging what the
+increase had become. The man whose car it was knew that a very different
+explanation than mere speed lay behind the sudden change that made the
+motion now sheer luxury. He knew with absolute conviction what had
+happened, and he would have known without any further evidence that the
+driver who now had his hand upon the wheel was a thousand miles ahead of
+constable-<i>chauffeur</i> Murphy in motor-craft.</p>
+
+<p>It was not the first suggestion of some friendly influence at work that
+had stirred his mind. The incident of the stranded waggon across the
+road by Ripley was little in itself. Even when they were a second time
+delayed by the fallen tree a few miles further on nothing but an
+unreasoning hope could have called it more than coincidence. But with
+the third episode a matured plan began to loom through the meaningless
+delays. Oil was here, and where there was oil in England at that day the
+hand of the Unity League might be traced not far away. In his mind's eye
+Salt ran over half a dozen miles of the Portsmouth road. As far as he
+could remember, if it was <i>intended</i> to block the road there was
+scarcely a more suitable spot than the long railway bridge to be found
+between Esher and Kingston, and, followed the thought, if it was
+intended to force Moeletter to accept the bridge at Molesey, no point in
+all the high-road south of the fork would have served.</p>
+
+<p>The three accidents had taken place each at the exact point where it
+would best serve its purpose.</p>
+
+<p>Salt did not even glance at the driver when he returned from the fire.
+He leaned back in his seat in simple enjoyment, and Inspector Moeletter
+thought from his appearance that he was going to sleep.</p>
+
+<p>There was little to be gained by looking out, apart from the policy of
+unconcern. The huge white motor-car that was waiting in the cross-road
+by Esher station had its head-lights masked, and in the snow-storm and
+the night it could not have been seen ten yards away. The driver of the
+green car sounded his horn for the road as he swept by, and ten seconds
+later the white car glided out from its place of concealment like a
+ghostly mastodon, and, baring its dazzling lamps, began to thrash along
+the road in the other's wake.</p>
+
+<p>What would be their route when they had crossed the bridge? That was
+Salt's constant thought now, not because he was troubled by the chances,
+but because it was the next point in the unknown plan that would serve
+to guide him. He had not long to wait under the dexterous pilotage of
+the unknown hand outside. The flat, straight road became a tortuous
+village street, the lights of the Molesey shops and inns splashed in
+splintering blurs across the streaming windows, an iron bridge shook and
+rumbled beneath their wheels, and they were in Middlesex.</p>
+
+<p>The horn brayed out a continuous warning note, the car swung off to the
+left, and Salt, with his eyes closed, knew exactly what had been
+arranged.</p>
+
+<p>But there was yet Inspector Moeletter to be reckoned with. He was
+ignorant of the roads, but he had a well-developed gift of location, and
+the abrupt turn to the left when he had seen what appeared to be a broad
+high-road leading straight on from Molesey Bridge, gave him a moment's
+thought. He turned to the speaking-tube.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you sure that this is right, Murphy?" he asked sharply. "Kingston
+must lie away on the right."</p>
+
+<p>"We go through Hampton this way, sir, and into the Kingston road at
+Twickenham," came the chattering reply in a half-frozen voice. "It is
+just as near, and we don't meet the wind."</p>
+
+<p>It was quite true, although the inspector might not know it, but the
+ready explanation seemed to satisfy him. Another circumstance would have
+set his mind at rest. At Hampton the route took them equally to the
+right. Salt did not know the road intimately, but he knew that if his
+surmise was correct, they must very soon draw away to the left again.
+What would happen then? For three or four miles they would run between
+hedges and encounter nothing more urban than a scattered hamlet.
+Twickenham they would never see that night. Inspector Moeletter was far
+from being unsophisticated, and his suspicion had already once,
+apparently, been touched. How would the race end?</p>
+
+<p>The car slowed down for a moment, but so smoothly that it was almost
+imperceptible, and with a clanging bell an electric tram swung into
+their vision and out again. Salt was taking note of every trifle in this
+enthralling game. Why, he asked himself, had so expert a driver
+slackened speed with plenty of room to pass? He saw a possible
+explanation. They had been meeting and overtaking trams at intervals all
+the way from Molesey Bridge. In another minute they would have left the
+high-road and the tram route, and the driver wished to hide the fact
+from Moeletter as long as possible. He had therefore <i>waited</i> to meet
+this tram so that the inspector might unconsciously carry in his mind
+the evidence of their presence to the last possible point.</p>
+
+<p>They were no longer on the high-road; they had glided off somewhere
+without a warning note or any indication of speed or motion to betray
+the turn they had taken. The houses were becoming sparser, fields
+intervened, with here and there a strung-out colony of cottages. Soon
+even the scattered buildings ceased, or appeared so rarely that they
+only dotted long stretches of country lanes, and at every yard they
+trembled on the verge of detection. Nothing but the glare of light
+inside the vehicle and the storm and darkness beyond could have hid for
+a moment from even the least suspicious of men the fact that they were
+no longer travelling even the most secluded of suburban high-roads. And
+now, as if aware that the deception could not be maintained much longer,
+the driver began to increase the speed at every open stretch. Again
+nothing but his inspired skill and the perfectly-balanced excellence of
+the car could disguise the fact that they flew along the level road;
+while among the narrow winding lanes they rushed at a headlong pace,
+shooting down declines and breasting little hills without a pause. The
+horn boomed its warning every second, and from behind came the answering
+note of the long white motor. It had crept nearer and nearer since they
+left the high-road, and its brilliant head-lights now lit up the way as
+far as the pilot car. Little chance for Moeletter to convoy his prisoner
+out of those deserted lanes whatever happened now!</p>
+
+<p>What means, what desperate means, he might have taken in a gallant
+attempt to retrieve the position if he had suspected treachery just a
+minute before he did, one may speculate but never know.</p>
+
+<p>As it was, the uneasy instinct that everything was not right awoke too
+late for him to make the stand. It was less than ten minutes after
+meeting the last tram that he peered out into the night doubtfully, but
+in those ten minutes the green car had all but won its journey's end.</p>
+
+<p>"Murphy," he cried imperiously, with his mouth to the tube and a
+startled eye on Salt, "tell me immediately where we are."</p>
+
+<p>"A minute, sir," came the hasty answer, as the driver bent forward to
+verify some landmark. "This brake&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Stop this instant!" roared the inspector, rising to his feet in rage
+and with a terrible foreboding.</p>
+
+<p>There was a muffled rattle as they shot over a snow-laden bridge, a
+curious sense of passing into a new atmosphere, and then with easy
+precision the car drew round and stopped dead before the open double
+doors of its own house. No one spoke for a moment. There was another
+muffled roar outside, the sound of heavy iron doors clashing together,
+and the great white car reproduced their curve and drew up by their
+side.</p>
+
+<p>From the driver's seat of the green car the Hon. Bruce Wycombe, son and
+heir of old Viscount Chiltern and the most skilful motorist in Europe,
+climbed painfully down, and, pulling off his head-gear, opened the door
+of the car with a bow that would have been more graceful if he had been
+less frozen.</p>
+
+<p>"Welcome to Hanwood after your long journey, Inspector Moeletter!" he
+exclaimed most affably.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVIII" id="CHAPTER_XVIII"></a>CHAPTER XVIII</h2>
+
+<h3>THE MUSIC AND THE DANCE</h3>
+
+
+<p>Along the great west road, ten thousand Monmouth colliers were streaming
+towards London, in every stage of famine and discomfort. What they
+intended to do when they reached the Capital they had no clearer idea
+than had the fifteen thousand Midlanders at Barnet. All they knew was
+that they were starving at home, and they could be no worse off in
+London. Also in London there was to be found the Government, the
+Government that had betrayed them.</p>
+
+<p>The conception of the march had been wild, the execution was lamentable.
+The leaders might have taken Napoleon's descent on Moscow as their
+model. Ten hand-carts exhausted their commissariat. They were to live on
+the land they passed through; but the land was agricultural and poor,
+the populace regarded the Monmouth colliers as foreigners, and the
+response was scanty. Only one circumstance saved the march from becoming
+a tragedy of hundreds instead of merely, as it was, a tragedy of scores.</p>
+
+<p>The men were being fed from London. By whom, and why, not even their
+leaders knew, but each night a railway truck full of provisions was
+awaiting their arrival at a station on their route, and each day the
+men's leader-in-chief was informed where the next supply would be. It
+influenced them to continue their journey pacifically when they must
+otherwise, sooner or later, have abandoned all restraint and marched
+through anarchy. It enabled them to reach London. It added another
+element to the Government's distraction in their day of reckoning. It
+was a Detail.</p>
+
+<p>But at Windsor there were no provisions waiting. No one knew why. The
+station authorities had nothing to suggest. After a week's regular
+supply the leaders had come to expect their daily truck-load, had come
+to rely implicitly upon it, and had made no other arrangements. They
+conferred together anxiously; it was all there was for them to do.
+Windsor was not sympathetic towards them. They had not expected it to
+be, but they had expected to be independent of Windsor's friendship. Two
+thousand special constables escorted them in and shepherded them
+assiduously. Otherwise there might have been disturbances, for a Castle
+guard comprised the extent of Windsor's military resources then. As it
+was, the miners reached the Royal Borough hungry, and left it famished.
+A rumour spread along the ranks as they set out that an unfortunate
+mistake had been made, but that supplies would be awaiting them in Hyde
+Park.</p>
+
+<p>If that was a detail, as it might well have been, it was not wholly
+successful. The men were hungry and dispirited, but London was not their
+immediate goal. For weeks they had been telling the vacillating Cabinet
+what ought to be done with the oil at Hanwood, and as they set out they
+had boasted to their brothers across the Rhymney that before they
+returned they would show them how to fire a beacon that would singe the
+hair of five million Leaguers. Midway between Windsor and London they
+proceeded to turn off from the highway under the direction of their
+leaders, and debouching from the narrow lanes on to the fields beyond,
+they began to advance across the country in a straggling, far-flung
+wave.</p>
+
+<p>On the previous day both the Home Office and the War Office had received
+applications for protection from the Company at Hanwood, backed by
+evidence which left no possible doubt that the Monmouth unemployed
+contemplated an organised attack on the oil store. The two departments
+replied distantly, that in view of the existing conditions within the
+Metropolis and the forces at their disposal, it was impossible to
+despatch either troops or constabulary to protect private property in
+isolated districts. Hanwood acknowledged these replies, and gave notice
+with equal punctilio that they would take the best means within their
+power for safeguarding their interests, and at the same time formally
+notified the Government that they held them responsible, through their
+failure to carry out the obligations of their office, for all the
+developments that the situation might lead to&mdash;an exchange of civilities
+which in private life is sometimes attained much more simply by two
+disputants consigning each other to the society of the Prince of
+Darkness in four words.</p>
+
+<p>Whatever there might be behind the intimation, there was little to
+indicate it at dusk that afternoon. The stranger or the native passing
+along Miss Lisle's secluded lane would have noticed only two
+circumstances to suggest anything unusual in the air.</p>
+
+<p>A few hundred feet above the trees within the wall, a box-kite was
+straining at its rope in the rising gale. From the basket car a man
+watched every movement of the countryside through his field-glasses, and
+conversed from time to time through a telephone with the kite section
+down below. A second wire ran from the field telephone to a room of the
+offices where Salt was engaged with half a dozen of the chiefs of the
+Council of the League. Sir John Hampden was not present. He was
+remaining in London to afford the Government every facility for
+negotiating a settlement whenever they might desire it.</p>
+
+<p>In the lane, a group of men with tickets in their hats were loitering
+about the bridge. They comprised a Peaceful Picket within the meaning of
+the Act. They had been there since daybreak, and so far no one had shown
+any wish to dispute their position.</p>
+
+<p>The war-kite and the picket in the lane were the "eyes" of the opposing
+belligerents.</p>
+
+<p>The League had nothing to gain by submitting the issue to the
+arbitrament of lead and fire. No one had anything to gain by it, but
+after a bout at fisticuffs a defeated child will sometimes pick up a
+dangerous stone and fling it. The League had accepted the challenge of
+those who marched beneath the red banner for war on constitutional
+lines. Some of those who marched beneath the red banner were now
+disposed to try the effect of beating their ploughshares into swords,
+and however much the League might have preferred them to keep to their
+bargain, the most effective retort was to turn their own pacific sickles
+into bayonets.</p>
+
+<p>In the staff room Salt was addressing his associates&mdash;half military,
+half political&mdash;who now represented the innermost Council of the League.
+Some of them had been members of former Ministries, others soldiers who
+had worn the insignia of generals, but they rendered to this unknown man
+among them an unquestioning allegiance, because of what he had already
+done, because he inspired them with absolute reliance in what he would
+yet succeed in doing, and, not least, because he had the air that fitted
+the position.</p>
+
+<p>"More than two years ago," he was saying, "the first draft of the
+formation and operations of the League contained a section much to the
+following effect:</p>
+
+<p>"'It is an essential feature of the plan that the League should work on
+constitutional lines from beginning to end and in contemplation of
+bringing about the desired reforms without firing a solitary shot or
+violating a single law.</p>
+
+<p>"'Nevertheless, it is inevitable that when the position becomes acute
+civil disorders will arise out of the involved situation, and
+demonstrations of the affected people will threaten the Government of
+the day on the one hand and the proposed League on the other.</p>
+
+<p>"'In these circumstances it will be prudent to contemplate, as a last
+phase of the struggle, an organised military attack on the property of
+the League, masked under the form of a popular riot, but instigated or
+connived at by responsible authorities. I propose, therefore, to
+establish the League stores in a position naturally suited for defence,
+and to adopt such further precautions as will render them secure against
+ordinary attack.'</p>
+
+<p>"We have now reached that closing phase of the struggle," continued
+Salt. "On the evidence of this report from Sir John Hampden we may
+assume that within twenty-four hours our aggressive work will be over.
+Will our opponents, in the language of the street, 'go quietly'?"</p>
+
+<p>"It has fallen to my lot to read the Riot Act on three occasions," said
+one of the company, "and I have seen disturbances in Ireland; but I have
+never before known an unorganised mob to surround a position completely
+and then to sit down to wait for night."</p>
+
+<p>"Lieutenant Vivash wishes to speak to Mr Salt personally," said a
+subordinate, appearing at the door.</p>
+
+<p>Salt stepped into the ante-room, and spoke through the telephone.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, Vivash," he said to the man in the kite a quarter of a mile away.
+"What is it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Two general service wagons with bridge-making tackle have just been
+brought up, and are waiting in Welland Wood," reported Vivash. "There is
+a movement among the colliers over Barfold Rise. With them are about two
+hundred men carrying rifles. They are not in uniform, but they <i>march</i>."</p>
+
+<p>Salt turned to another instrument and jerked the switch rapidly from
+plate to plate as he distributed his orders.</p>
+
+<p>"Captain Norris, strengthen the Territorials at the outer wire North."</p>
+
+<p>"Send up two star rockets to recall the motor-cycle scouts."</p>
+
+<p>"Tell Disturnal to have the searchlights in immediate readiness."</p>
+
+<p>"Fire brigade, full strength, turn out with chemical engine, and stand
+under earthwork cover at central tank."</p>
+
+<p>He turned again to the kite telephone to ask Vivash a detail. There was
+no response.</p>
+
+<p>"Get on with Lieutenant Vivash as soon as you can, and let me know at
+once," he said to the one who was in charge, as he returned to the staff
+room.</p>
+
+<p>In less than a minute the operator was at the door again.</p>
+
+<p>"I am afraid there is something the matter, sir," he explained. "I can
+get no reply either from Lieutenant Vivash or from the kite section."</p>
+
+<p>"Ring up the despatch room. Let some one go at once to Mr Moore and
+return here with report."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir." He turned to go. "Here <i>is</i> Mr Moore," he exclaimed,
+standing aside from the door.</p>
+
+<p>They all read some disaster in his face as he entered.</p>
+
+<p>"I am deeply sorry to say that Lieutenant Vivash has been shot."</p>
+
+<p>"Is he seriously hurt?" asked some one.</p>
+
+<p>"He is dead. He was shot through the head by a marksman in Welland
+Wood."</p>
+
+<p>Salt broke the shocked silence.</p>
+
+<p>"We have lost a brave comrade," he said simply. "Come, General Trench,
+let us visit the walls."</p>
+
+<p>It was dark when they returned. Salt passed through the room, calling to
+his side the man with whom he had been most closely associated at
+Hanwood, and traversing some passages led the way up a winding staircase
+into the lantern of the tower. Here, under the direction of an
+ex-officer of Royal Engineers, two powerful searchlights were playing on
+every inch of doubtful ground that lay within their radius beyond the
+entanglement that marked the outer line of the defences.</p>
+
+<p>Nothing had been seen; not a solitary invader had yet shown himself
+within the zone of light. The officer in charge was explaining a
+technical detail of the land when, without the faintest warning, a
+fulgent blaze of light suddenly ran along the edge of a coppice half a
+mile away, and a noise like the crackling of a hundred new-lit fires
+drifted on the wind. With the echo, a thick hedge to the east and a wood
+lying on the west joined in the vicious challenge. A few bullets
+splashed harmlessly against the steel shield that ingeniously protected
+the lantern.</p>
+
+<p>The searchlights oscillated uncertainly from sky to earth under the
+shock of the surprise, and then settled down to stream unwinkingly into
+the eyes of the enemy, while in the double darkness the defenders hugged
+the earth behind the wire and began to reply with cool deliberation to
+the opening volleys.</p>
+
+<p>There was a knock upon the door of the little lantern room, and a
+telescribe message was placed before Salt. It bore a sign showing that
+it had come over the private system which the League maintained between
+Hanwood and the head office. He read it through twice, and for almost
+the first time since he had left his youth behind, he stood in absolute
+indecision.</p>
+
+<p>"It is necessary for me to go at once to London," he said, turning to
+his companion, when he had made an irrevocable choice. "You will take
+command in my absence, Evelyn, under the guidance of the Council."</p>
+
+<p>"May I venture to remind you, sir, that we are completely surrounded?"
+said Orr-Evelyn through his blank surprise.</p>
+
+<p>"I have not overlooked it. You will&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>There was a sullen roar away in the north, a mile behind the coppice
+that had first spoken. Something whistled overhead, not unmelodiously,
+and away to the south a shell burst harmlessly among the ridges of a
+ploughed field. The nearer searchlight elevated its angle a fraction and
+centred upon a cloud of smoke that hung for a moment until the gale
+whirled it to disintegration. The army, like the navy, had reverted to
+black powder. It was Economy; and as it was not intended ever to go to
+war again, it scarcely mattered.</p>
+
+<p>"Marsham will engage that gun from both platforms D and E. Make every
+effort to silence it with the least delay; it is the only real menace
+there is. Hold the entanglement, but not at too heavy a cost. If it
+should be carried&mdash;&mdash;Come to my room."</p>
+
+<p>"You have considered the possible effect of your withdrawal at this
+moment, Salt?" said Orr-Evelyn in a low voice, as they hastened together
+along the passages.</p>
+
+<p>"I can leave the outcome in your hands with absolute reliance," replied
+Salt. "If Hanwood is successfully held until to-morrow, it will devolve
+upon Sir John Hampden to dictate terms to the Government. The end is
+safely in sight independent of my personality.... My reputation&mdash;&mdash;!" He
+dismissed that phase with a shrug.</p>
+
+<p>He threw open the door of his private office. A shallow mahogany case,
+about a foot square, locked and sealed, was sunk into the opposite wall.
+Salt knocked off the wax and opened the case with a key which he took
+off the ring and gave to Orr-Evelyn as he spoke. Inside the case were a
+dozen rows of little ivory studs, each engraved with a red number.
+Fastened to the inside of the lid was a scale map of the land lying
+between the outer wall and the wire fence. Every stud had its
+corresponding number, surrounded by a crimson circle, indicated on the
+plan.</p>
+
+<p>"If the entanglement should be carried you will take no further risk,"
+continued Salt. "Captain Ford will give you the general indication of
+the attack from the lantern. There are two men detailed to each block of
+mines who will signal you the exact moment for firing each mine. Those
+are the numbered indicators above the box. Good-bye."</p>
+
+<p>He paused at the door; time was more than life to him, but he had an
+ordered thought for everything.</p>
+
+<p>"If you hear no more of me, and what might be imagined really troubles
+you, Evelyn, you can make use of this," he remarked, and laid the
+telescript he had received upon a table.</p>
+
+<p>It was not the time for words, written or spoken, beyond those of the
+sheerest necessity. Half an hour passed before Orr-Evelyn had an
+opportunity of glancing through the letter that had called Salt from his
+post. When he had finished it he took it down, and read it aloud to the
+headquarter staff amidst the profoundest silence, in passionate
+vindication of his friend and leader. This was what they heard:</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>"<span class="smcap">Unity League, Trafalgar Chambers.</span></p>
+
+<p>"The building is surrounded by mob. Seaton Street, Pantile
+Passage, and Pall Mall and the Haymarket, as far as I can see,
+densely packed with frantic men. All others in building had
+left earlier. <i>I shall remain.</i> Wires cut, and fear that you
+may not receive this, as other telescribe messages for help
+unanswered. Mob howling continuously for Sir John Hampden and
+Mr Salt; dare not look out again, stoned. Shall delay advance,
+doors and stairs, as long as possible, and burn all important
+League books and papers last resource.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye all, my dear friends.</p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Irene Lisle.</span>"</p></blockquote>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIX" id="CHAPTER_XIX"></a>CHAPTER XIX</h2>
+
+<h3>THE "FINIS" MESSAGE</h3>
+
+
+<p>The storm had not decreased its violence when, three minutes later, Salt
+stood unperceived on the broad coping outside an upper storey of the
+tower, and, sinking forward into the teeth of the gale, was borne
+upwards with rigid wings as a kite ascends.</p>
+
+<p>In accordance with his instructions the two searchlights had turned
+their beams steadily earthward for the time, and in the absolute
+blackness of the upper air he could pass over the firing lines of
+friends and foes in comparative safety. As he rose higher and higher
+before turning to scud before the wind, he saw, as on a plan, the whole
+field of operations, just distinguishable in its masses of grey and
+black, with the points of interest revealing themselves by an occasional
+flash. Immediately beneath him, beneath him at first, but every second
+drawing away to the south-west as he drifted in the gale he breasted,
+lay Hanwood, with its three outer lines of defence. From above it seemed
+as though a very bright needle was every now and then thrust out from
+the walls into the dark night and drawn back again. On each of the
+platforms D and E two 4.7-inch quick-firing guns appeared to be rocking
+slightly in the wind. By all the indication there was of smoke or noise,
+or even flame, the gunners might have been standing idly behind their
+shields; but over the steep scarp of the little hill, a mile and a half
+away, shells were being planted every ten yards or so, with the
+methodical regularity of a farmer dropping potatoes along a furrow.</p>
+
+<p>Salt might not have quite expected that there would be the necessity to
+fire those guns when, a year before, he had obtained for Hanwood its
+complement of the finest artillery that the world produced, but when the
+necessity did arise, there was no need for the League gunners to use
+black powder.</p>
+
+<p>When he had reached the height he required, simply leaning against the
+wind, Salt moved a pinion slightly and bore heavily towards the right.
+It was the supreme moment for the trial of skill, as the long flight
+that followed it was the trial of endurance. If his nerve had failed, if
+a limb had lost its tension for the fraction of a second, his brain
+reeled amidst that tearing fury of the element, or a single ring or
+swivel not answered to its work, he would have been crumpled up
+hopelessly, beyond the chance of recovery, and flung headlong to the
+earth. As it was, the wind swept him round in a great half circle, but
+it was the wind his servant, not his master, and he turned its lusty
+violence to serve his ends. He caught a passing glimpse of the coppice
+whence the attack had first been opened; he saw beneath him the line of
+guns ensconced behind the hill, one already overturned and centred in
+confusion; and then the sweeping arc reached its limit, and he came, as
+it seemed, to anchor in mid-air, with the earth slipping away beneath
+him as the banks glide past a smoothly-moving train, and a thousand
+weights and forces dragging at his aching arms.</p>
+
+<p>He had nothing to do but to maintain a perfect balance among the
+conflicting cross winds that shot in from above and below, and from
+north and south, and to point his course towards the glow in the sky
+that marked the Capital. A dozen words could express it, but it required
+the skill of the practised wingman, the highest development of every
+virile quality, and the spur of a necessity not less than life and
+death, to dignify the attempt above the foolhardy. Whether beyond all
+that the accomplishment lay within the bounds of human endurance was a
+further step. It would at that time have been impossible to pronounce
+either way with any authority, for not only had the attempt never been
+made, but nothing approaching the attempt had been made. A breeze that
+ran five miles an hour was considered enough for any purpose; to take to
+the air when the anemometer indicated fifteen miles an hour was not
+allowed at the practice grounds, and the record in this direction lay
+with an expert who had accomplished a straight flight in a wind that
+travelled a little less than thirty miles an hour. The storm on the
+night of the 15th of January tore across the face of the land with a
+general velocity of fifty or sixty miles an hour, rising at times even
+higher.</p>
+
+<p>Under the racking agony of every straining tendon and the heady pressure
+of the wind, a sense of mundane unreality began to settle upon the
+flier. He saw the earth and its landmarks being drawn smoothly and
+swiftly from beneath him with the detachment of a half-conscious dream.
+He saw&mdash;for he remembered afterwards&mdash;the Thames lying before him like a
+whip flicked carelessly across the plain. A town loomed up, black and
+inchoate, on his right, developed into streets and terraces, and slid
+away into the past. It was Richmond. The river, never far away, now
+slipped beneath him at right angles, reappeared to hold a parallel
+course upon his left, and flung a horse-shoe coil two miles ahead. A
+colony of strange shining roofs and domes next challenged recognition.
+They were the conservatories at Kew, looking little more than garden
+frames, and they were scarcely lost to view before he was over the
+winding line of Brentford's quaint old High Street, now, as it appeared,
+packed with a dense, moving crowd. The irresistible pounding of the gale
+was edging the glow of London further and further to his right.
+Instinctively he threw more weight into the lighter scale, and slowly
+and certainly the point of his destination swung round before his face
+again.</p>
+
+<p>Thenceforward it was all town. Gunnersbury became Chiswick, Chiswick
+merged into Hammersmith, Kensington succeeded, in ceaseless waves of
+houses that ran north and south, and long vistas of roofs that stretched
+east and west. It was a kaleidoscope of contrasts. Scenes of saturnalian
+gaiety, where ant-like beings danced in mad abandonment round fires that
+blocked the road, or seemed to gyrate by companies in meaningless
+confusion, bounded districts plunged into an unnatural gloom and
+solitude, where for street after street neither the footstep of a
+wayfarer nor the light of a public lamp broke the uncanny spell.
+Immediately beyond, by the glare of the flambeaux which they carried, an
+orderly concourse might be marching eastward, and fringing on their
+route a garish gutter mart, where busy costermongers drove their roaring
+trade and frugal housewives did their marketing with less outward
+concern than if the crisis in the State had been a crisis in the price
+of butter.</p>
+
+<p>The multitudinous sounds beat on his ears through the plunging gale like
+a babel of revelry heard between the intermittent swinging of an
+unlatched door. The sights in their grotesque perspective began to melt
+together lazily. The upper air grew very cold. The weights hung heavier
+every mile, the contending forces pulled more resistlessly. Strange
+fancies began to assail him as the brain shrank beneath the strain;
+doubts and despairs to gather round like dark birds of the night with
+hopeless foreboding in the dull measure of their funereal wings. In that
+moment mind and body almost failed to contend against the crushing odds;
+nothing but his unconquerable heart flogged on his dying limbs.</p>
+
+<p>It was scarcely more than half an hour after she had written her
+despairing message that from her post at the head of the broad stone
+staircase Irene Lisle heard a noise in the garret storey above that sent
+her flying back to her stronghold. It was the last point from which she
+had expected an attack. Through the keyhole of the door behind which she
+had taken refuge, she saw a strangely outlined figure groping his way
+cumbrously down the stairs, and then, without a word or cry, but with a
+face whiter than the paper that had summoned him, she threw open the
+door to admit Salt.</p>
+
+<p>He walked heavily along the corridor and turned into his own room, while
+she relocked the door and followed him. There was mute enquiry in her
+eyes, but she did not speak.</p>
+
+<p>A powerful oil-stove stood upon the hearth-stone, throwing its beams
+across the room. He stood over it while the beaded ice melted from his
+hair and fell hissing on the iron. He opened his mouth, and the sound of
+his voice was like the thin piping of a reed. She caught a word, and
+began to unbuckle the frozen straps of his gear. When he was free he
+tried to raise his hand to a pocket of his coat, but the effort was
+beyond the power of the cramped limb. Irene interpreted the action, and,
+finding there a flask, filled the cup and held it to his lips.</p>
+
+<p>She got a blue, half-frozen smile of thanks over the edge of the cup.
+"Ah," he said, beginning to find his voice again, and stamping about the
+room, "we owe Wynchley Slocombe a monument, you and I, Miss Lisle. Now
+you must write a telescript for me, please; for I cannot."</p>
+
+<p>"If you will remain here, where it is warmer, I will bring the
+materials," she suggested.</p>
+
+<p>He thanked her and allowed her to go, watching her with thoughtful eyes
+that were coming back to life. She paused a moment at the top of the
+stairs to listen down the shaft, and then sped quickly through the smoke
+to the instrument room on the floor beneath.</p>
+
+<p>Salt glanced round the office. On and about his desk all the books and
+papers that might be turned to a hostile purpose had been stacked in
+readiness, and by them stood the can of oil that was to ensure their
+complete destruction. He stepped up to the window and looked out
+cautiously. Every pane of glass was broken&mdash;every pane of glass in
+Trafalgar Chambers was broken, for that matter&mdash;but it was not easy for
+an unprepared mob to force an entrance. When the Unity League had taken
+over the whole block of building in its expansion many alterations had
+been carried out, and among these had been to fix railings that sprang
+from the street and formed an arch, not only over the basement, but over
+the ground floor windows also. If the shutters on the windows had been
+closed in time, the assailants would have been baffled at another point,
+but the shutters had been overlooked, and the mob, after lighting great
+fires in the street, was now flinging the blazing billets through the
+lower windows.</p>
+
+<p>In a very brief minute Irene was back again with the telescribe
+accessories. She seated herself at a table, dipped her pen into the ink,
+and looked up without a word.</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>"<span class="smcap">Trafalgar Chambers.</span></p>
+
+<p>"6.25 <span class="smcap">P.M.</span>," dictated Salt. "Most of the miners drawn off and
+passing through Brentford. Over Barfold Rise half battery of
+18-pounders, one out of action. In Spring Coppice and Welland
+Wood about four companies regulars each. Reconnoitre third
+position assuming same proportion. Act."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>He stood considering whether there was anything more to add usefully.
+The sound of Irene's agate pen tapping persistently against the table
+caught his ear.</p>
+
+<p>"You are not very much afraid?" he asked with kindly reassurance in his
+voice as he looked at her hand.</p>
+
+<p>"No, not now," she replied; but as she wrote she had to still the
+violent trembling of her right hand with the left.</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>"All going well here. Send messenger Hampden with report
+immediately after engagement," he concluded.</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>"I will try to sign it myself." He succeeded in sprawling a recognisable
+"George Salt" across the paper, and after it wrote "Finis," which
+happened to be the pass-word for the day.</p>
+
+<p>"Your message came through; this may possibly do the same," he remarked.
+He turned off the radiator as orderly as though he had reached the close
+of a working day, and they went out together, locking the doors behind
+them.</p>
+
+<p>"They were attacking Hanwood when you left?" she asked with the tensest
+interest. They had sent off the telescript, and it seemed to Irene that
+they had reached the end of things.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he replied. "But all the same," he added, as a fresh outburst of
+cries rose from the street, and the light through the shattered window
+attracted a renewed fusillade of missiles, "I think that we have kept
+our promise to let you be in the thick of it."</p>
+
+<p>She shook her head with the very faintest smile. "That seems a very long
+time ago. But you, how could <i>you</i> come? When I sent I never thought ...
+I never dreamed&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"It was possible to leave," he said. "My work is done. Yes," in reply to
+her startled glance, "it has all happened!"</p>
+
+<p>"You mean&mdash;&mdash;?" she asked eagerly.</p>
+
+<p>He took a paper from his pocket-book. It was, as she saw immediately, a
+telescript from Sir John Hampden. It had reached him at Hanwood an hour
+before he left.</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>"I have this afternoon received a deputation of Ministerialists
+who have the adherence of a majority in the House without
+taking the Opposition into account," she read. "The
+Parliamentary Representation Committees throughout the country
+are frantically insisting upon members accepting <i>any terms</i>,
+if we will give an undertaking that the normal balance of trade
+and labour shall be restored at once. The Cabinet is going to
+pieces every hour, and the situation can no longer either be
+faced or ignored by the Government. There will be a great scene
+in the House to-night. The deputation will see me again
+to-morrow morning with a formal decision. I have confidential
+assurances that a complete acceptance is a foregone conclusion.
+The arrival of the Midland colliers to-night, if not of those
+from Monmouth, will precipitate matters."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>Tears she could not hold back stood in her eyes as she returned to him
+the paper. "Then it has not been in vain," she said softly.</p>
+
+<p>"No," he replied. "Nothing has been in vain."</p>
+
+<p>They stood silently for a minute, looking back over life. So might two
+shipwrecked passengers have stood on a frail raft waiting for the end,
+resigned but not unhopeful of a larger destiny beyond, while the
+elements boiled and roared around them.</p>
+
+<p>"It was very weak of me to send that message," said Irene presently;
+"the message that brought you. I suppose," she added, "that it <i>was</i> the
+message that brought you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, thank God!" he replied.</p>
+
+<p>"And if it had been impossible for you to come? If it had been an
+utterly critical moment in every way, what would you have done?"</p>
+
+<p>He laughed a little, quietly, as he looked at her. "The question did not
+arise, fortunately," he replied.</p>
+
+<p>"No," she admitted; "only I felt a little curious to know, now that
+everything is over. It <i>is</i>, isn't it? There is nothing to be done?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes," he replied with indomitable cheerfulness. "There is always
+something to be done."</p>
+
+<p>"A chance?" she whispered incredulously. "A chance of escape, you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"It is possible," he said. "At least, I will go and hear what they have
+to say."</p>
+
+<p>"No! no!" she cried out, as a dreadful scene rose to her imagination.
+"You cannot understand. Don't you hear that?... They would kill you."</p>
+
+<p>"I do not suppose that I shall find myself popular," he said with a
+smile, "but I will take care. You&mdash;I think you must stay here."</p>
+
+<p>"Cannot I come with you?" she pleaded. "See, I am armed."</p>
+
+<p>He took the tiny weapon that she drew from her dress and looked at it
+with gentle amusement. It was a pretty thing of ivory and nickeled
+steel, an elaborate toy. He pressed the action and shook out the
+half-dozen tiny loaded caps&mdash;they were little more than that&mdash;upon his
+palm.</p>
+
+<p>"I would rather that you did not use this upon a mob," he said,
+reloading it. "It would only exasperate, without disabling. As for
+stopping a rush&mdash;why, I doubt if one of these would stop a determined
+rabbit. You have better weapons than this."</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose you are right. Only it gave me a little confidence. Then you
+shall keep it for a memento, if you will."</p>
+
+<p>"No; it might hold off a single assailant, I suppose. I should value
+this much more, if I might have it." He touched a silk tie that she had
+about her neck, as he spoke; it was one that she had often worn. She
+held up her head for him to disengage it.</p>
+
+<p>"Some day," he said, lingering a little over the simple operation, "you
+will understand many things, Irene."</p>
+
+<p>"I think that I understand everything now," she replied with a brave
+glance. "Everything that is worth understanding."</p>
+
+<p>He placed the folded tie in an inner pocket, and went down the stone
+steps without another word. The well was thick with smoke, but the fire
+had not yet spread beyond the lower rooms. Half-way down he encountered
+a barricade of light office furniture which the girl had flung across
+the stairs and drenched with oil. It was no obstacle in itself, but at
+the touch of a match it would have sprung into a conflagration that
+would have held the wildest mob at bay for a few precious moments. He
+picked his way through it, descended the remaining stairs, and unlocked
+the outer door. Beyond this was an iron curtain that had been lowered. A
+little door in it opened directly on to the half-dozen steps that led
+down to Seaton Street.</p>
+
+<p>Salt looked through a crevice of the iron curtain, and listened long
+enough to learn that there was no one on the upper steps; for the upper
+steps, indeed, commanded no view of the windows, and the windows were
+the centres of all interest. Satisfied on this point, he quietly
+unlocked the door and stepped out.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XX" id="CHAPTER_XX"></a>CHAPTER XX</h2>
+
+<h3>STOBALT OF SALAVEIRA</h3>
+
+
+<p>To the majority of those who thronged Seaton Street the effect of Salt's
+sudden&mdash;instantaneous, as it seemed&mdash;and unexpected appearance was to
+endow it with a dramatic, almost an uncanny, value. The front rows,
+especially those standing about the steps, fell back, and the further
+rows pressed forward. And because an undisciplined mob stricken by acute
+surprise must express its emotion outwardly&mdash;by silence if it has
+hitherto been noisy, and by exclamation if it has been silent&mdash;the
+shouts and turmoil in the street instantly dwindled away to nothing,
+like a breath of vapour passing from a window pane.</p>
+
+<p>Salt raised his hand, and he had the tribute of unstirring silence, the
+silence for the moment of blank astonishment.</p>
+
+<p>"My friends and enemies," he said, in a voice that had learned
+self-possession from the same school that Demosthenes had practised in,
+"you have been calling me for some time. In a few minutes I must listen
+to whatever you have to say, but first there is another matter that we
+must arrange. I take it for granted that when you began your spirited
+demonstration here you had no idea that there was a lady in the
+building. Not being accustomed to the sterner side of politics, so
+formidable a display rather disconcerted her, and not knowing the
+invariable chivalry of English working men, she hesitated to come out
+before. Now, as it is dark, and the streets of London are not what they
+once were, I want half a dozen good stout fellows to see the lady safely
+to her home."</p>
+
+<p>"Be damned!" growled a voice among the mass. "What do you take us for?"</p>
+
+<p>"Men," retorted Salt incisively; "or there would be no use in asking
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, men, but famished, desperate, werewolf men," cried a poor, gaunt
+creature clad in grotesque rags, who stood near. "Men who have seen
+<i>our</i> women starve and sink before our eyes; men who have watched <i>our</i>
+children dying by a slower, crooler death than fire. An eye for an eye,
+tyrant! Your League has struck at <i>our</i> women folk through us."</p>
+
+<p>"Then strike at ours through us!" cried Salt, stilling with the measured
+passion of his voice the rising murmurs of assent. "I am here to offer
+you a substitute. Do you think that no woman will mourn for me?" He sent
+his voice ringing over their heads like a prophetic knell. "The cause
+that must stoop to take the life of a defenceless woman is lost for
+ever."</p>
+
+<p>As long as he could offer them surprises he could hold the mere mob in
+check, but there was among the crowd an element that was not of the
+crowd, a chosen sprinkling who were superior to the swaying passions of
+the moment.</p>
+
+<p>"Not good enough," said a decently-dressed, comfortable-looking man, who
+had little that was famished, desperate, or wolfish in his appearance.
+"You're both there, and there you shall both stay, by God! Eh,
+comrades?" He spoke decisively, and made a movement as though he would
+head a rush towards the steps.</p>
+
+<p>Salt dropped one hand upon the iron door with a laugh that sounded more
+menacing than most men's threats.</p>
+
+<p>"Not so fast, Rorke," he said contemptuously; "you grasp too much. Even
+in your unpleasant business you can practise moderation. I am here, but
+there is no reason on earth why I should stay. Scarcely more than half
+an hour ago I was at Hanwood&mdash;where, by the way, your friends are being
+rather badly crumpled up&mdash;and you are all quite helpless to prevent me
+going again."</p>
+
+<p>They guessed the means; they saw the unanswerable strength of his
+position, and recognised their own impotence. "Who are you, any way?"
+came a dozen voices.</p>
+
+<p>"I am called George Salt: possibly you have heard the name before. Come,
+men," he cried impatiently, "what have you to think twice about? Surely
+it is worth while to let a harmless girl escape to make certain of that
+terrible person Salt."</p>
+
+<p>There was a strangled scream in the vestibule behind. Unable to bear the
+suspense any longer, Irene had crept down the stairs in time to hear the
+last few sentences. For a minute she had stood transfixed at the horror
+of the position she realised; then, half-frenzied, she flung herself
+against Salt's arm and tried to beat her way past to face the mob.</p>
+
+<p>"You shall not!" she cried distractedly. "I will not be saved at that
+price. I shall throw myself out of the window, into the fire, anywhere.
+Yes, I'm desperate, but I know what I am saying. Come back, and let us
+wait together; die together, if it is to be, but I don't go alone."</p>
+
+<p>The crowd began to surge restlessly about in waves of excited motion.
+The interruption, in effect, had been the worst thing that could have
+happened. There were in the throng many who beneath their seething
+passion could appreciate the nobility of Salt's self-sacrifice; many who
+in the midst of their sullen enmity were wrung with admiration for
+Irene's heroic spirit, but the contagion to press forward dominated all.
+Salt had irretrievably lost his hold upon their reason, and with that
+hold he saw the last straw of his most forlorn hope floating away. In
+another minute he must either retreat into the burning building where he
+might at any time find the stairs impassable with smoke, or remain to be
+overwhelmed by a savage rush and beaten to the ground.</p>
+
+<p>"Men," cried Irene desperately, "listen before you do something that
+will for ever make to-day shameful in the history of our country. Do you
+know whom you wish to kill? He is the greatest Englishman&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>There were angry cries from firebrands scattered here and there among
+the crowd, and a movement from behind, where the new contingents
+hurrying down the side streets pressed most heavily, flung the nearest
+rows upon the lower steps. Salt's revolver, which he had not shown
+before, drove them back again and gave him a moment's grace.</p>
+
+<p>"Quick!" he cried. "My offer still holds good."</p>
+
+<p>One man shouldered his way through to the front, and, seeing him, Salt
+allowed him to come on. He walked up the steps deliberately, with a face
+sad rather than revengeful, and they spoke together hurriedly under the
+shadow of the large-bore revolver.</p>
+
+<p>"If it can be done yet, I'll be one of the posse to see to the young
+lady," said the volunteer. "I have no mind to wait for the other job
+that's coming."</p>
+
+<p>"Take care of her; get her back into the hall," replied Salt. "Gently,
+very gently, friend."</p>
+
+<p>Two more volunteers had their feet upon the steps, one, a butcher,
+reeking of the stalls, the other sleek and smug-faced, with the
+appearance of a prosperous artisan.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll pick my men," cried Salt sharply, and his steady weapon emphasised
+his choice, one man passing on through the iron doorway, the other
+turning sharp from the insistent barrel to push his way back into the
+crowd with a bitter imprecation.</p>
+
+<p>It was too much to hope that the position could be maintained. The
+impatient mob had only been held off momentarily from its purpose as a
+pack of wolves can be stayed by the fleeing traveller who throws from
+his sleigh article after article to entice their curiosity. Salt had
+nothing more to offer them. His life was already a hostage to the honour
+of those whom he had allowed to pass. Others were pressing on to him
+with vengeance-laden cries. The terrible irresistible forward surge of a
+soulless mob, when individuality is merged into the dull brutishness of
+a trampling herd, was launched.</p>
+
+<p>"Capt'n Stobalt!" cried a lusty voice at his shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>Salt turned instinctively. A man in sailor's dress, with the guns and
+star of his grade upon his sleeve, had climbed along the arch of the
+railings with a sailor's resourcefulness, and had reached his ear. Salt
+remembered him quite well, but he did not speak a word.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, sir, I thought that warn't no other voice in the world, although
+the smoke befogged my eyes a bit. Keep back, you gutter rats!" he roared
+above every other sound, rising up in his commanding position and
+balancing himself by a stanchion of the gate; "d'ye think you know who
+you're standing up before, you toggle-chested galley-sharks! Salt? Aye,
+he's <i>salt</i> enough! 'Tis Capt'n Stobalt of the old <i>Ulysses</i>.
+<i>Stobalt of Salaveira!</i>"</p>
+
+<p>Three years before, the moment would have found Salt cold, as cold as
+ice, and as unresponsive, but he had learned many things since then, and
+sacrificed his pride and reticence on many altars.</p>
+
+<p>He saw before him a phalanx of humanity startled into one common
+expression of awe and incredulity; he saw the hostile wave that was to
+overwhelm him spend itself in a sharp recoil. By a miracle the fierce
+lust of triumphant savagery had died out of the starved, pathetic faces
+now turned eagerly to him; by a miracle the gathering roar for vengeance
+had sunk into an expectant hush, broken by nothing but the whispered
+repetition of his name on ten thousand lips. He saw in a flash a hundred
+details of the magic of that name; he knew that if ever in his life he
+must throw restraint and moderation to the winds and paint his rôle in
+broad and lurid colours, that moment had arrived, and at the call he
+took his destiny between his hands.</p>
+
+<p>They saw him toss his weapon through the railings into the space
+beneath, marked him come to the edge of the step and stand with folded
+arms defenceless there before them, and the very whispers died away in
+breathless anticipation.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he cried with a passionate vehemence that held their breath and
+stirred their hearts, "I am Stobalt of Salaveira, the man who brought
+you victory when you were trembling in despair. I saved England for you
+then, but that was when men loved their country, and did not think it a
+disgraceful thing to draw a sword and die for her. What is that to you
+to-day, you who have been taught to forget what glory means; and what is
+England to you to-day, you whose leaders have sold her splendour for a
+higher wage?"</p>
+
+<p>"No! No!" cried a thousand voices, frantic to appease the man for whose
+blood they had been howling scarcely a minute before. "You shall be our
+leader! We will follow you to death! Stobalt of Salaveira! Stobalt for
+ever! Stobalt of Salaveira! Stobalt and England!"</p>
+
+<p>The frenzied roar of welcome, the waving hands, the hats flung high, the
+mingled cries caught from lip to lip went rolling up the street,
+kindling by a name and an imperishable memory other streets and other
+crowds into a tumult of mad enthusiasm. Along Pall Mall, through
+Trafalgar Square, into the Strand and Whitehall, north by Regent Street
+and the Haymarket to Piccadilly, running east and west, splitting north
+and south, twisting and leaping from group to group and mouth to mouth,
+ran the strange but stirring cry, carrying wonder and concern on its
+wing, but always passing with a cheer.</p>
+
+<p>Seven years had passed since the day of Salaveira, and the memory of it
+was still enough to stir a crowd to madness. For there had been no
+Salaveiras since to dim its splendour. Seven years ago the name of
+Salaveira had brought pallor to the cheek, and the thought of what was
+happening there stole like an icy cramp round the heart of every
+Englishman. The nation had grown accustomed to accept defeat on land
+with the comfortable assurance that nothing could avert a final victory.
+Its pride was in its navy: invincible!...</p>
+
+<p>The war that came had been of no one's seeking, but it came, and the
+nation called upon its navy to sweep the presumptuous enemy from off the
+seas. Then came a pause: a rumour, doubted, disbelieved, but growing
+stronger every hour. The English fleets, not so well placed as they
+might have been, "owing to political reasons that made mobilisation
+inadvisable while there was still a chance of peace being maintained,"
+were unable to effect a junction immediately, and were falling back
+before the united power of the New Alliance. Hour after hour, day after
+day, night after night, crowds stood hopefully, doubtfully,
+incredulously, in front of the newspaper office windows, waiting for the
+news that never came. The fleets had not yet combined. The truth first
+leaked, then blazed: they were unable to combine! Desperately placed on
+the outer line they were falling back, ever falling back into a more
+appalling isolation. A coaling station had been abandoned just where its
+presence proved to have been vital; a few battleships had been dropped
+from the programme, and the loss of their weight in the chain just
+proved fatal.</p>
+
+<p>Men did not linger much at Fleet Street windows then; they slunk to and
+fro singly a hundred times a day, read behind the empty bulletins with
+poignant intuition, and turned silently away. In the mourning Capital
+they led nightmare lives from which they could only awake to a more
+definite despair, and the first word of the hurrying newsboy's raucous
+shout sent a sickening wave of dread to every heart. There was
+everything to fear, and nothing at all to hope. Could peace be made&mdash;not
+a glorious, but a decent, living peace? Was&mdash;was even London safe? Kind
+friends abroad threw back the answers in the fewest, crudest words.
+England would have to sue for peace on bended knees and bringing heavy
+tribute in her hands. London lay helpless at the mercy of the foe to
+seize at any moment when it suited him.</p>
+
+<p>All this time Commander Stobalt, in command of the <i>Ulysses</i> by the
+vicissitudes of unexpected war and separated from his squadron on
+detached service, was supposed to be in Cura Bay, a thousand miles away
+from Salaveira, flung there with the destroyers <i>Limpet</i> and <i>Dabfish</i>
+by the mere backwash of the triumphant allied fleet. According to the
+rules of naval warfare he <i>ought</i> to have been a thousand miles away;
+according to the report of the allies' scouts he <i>was</i> a thousand miles
+away. But miraculously one foggy night the <i>Ulysses</i> loomed spectrally
+through the shifting mist that drifted uncertainly from off the land and
+rammed the first leviathan that crossed her path, while the two
+destroyers torpedoed her next neighbour. Then, before leviathans 3 and 4
+had begun to learn from each other what the matter was, the <i>Ulysses</i>
+was between them, sprinkling their decks and tops with small shell, and
+perforating their water-line and vital parts with large shell from a
+range closer than that at which any engagement had been fought out since
+the day when the Treasury had begun to implore the Admiralty to impress
+upon her admirals what a battleship really cost before they sent her
+into action. For the <i>Ulysses</i> had everything to gain and nothing but
+herself to lose, and when morning broke over Salaveira's untidy bay, she
+had gained everything, and lost so little that even the New Alliance
+took no pride in mentioning it in the cross account.</p>
+
+<p>It was, of course, as every naval expert could have demonstrated on the
+war-game board, an impossible thing to do. Steam, searchlights, wireless
+telegraphy, quick-firing guns, and a hundred other innovations had
+effaced the man; and the spirit of the Elizabethan age was at a
+discount. What Drake would have done, or Hawkins, what would have been a
+sweet and pleasing adventure to Sir Richard Grenville, or another Santa
+Cruz to Blake, would have been in their heirs unmitigated suicide by the
+verdict of any orthodox court martial. Largely imbued with the
+Elizabethan spirit&mdash;the genius of ensuring everything that was possible,
+and then throwing into the scale a splendid belief in much that seemed
+impossible&mdash;Stobalt succeeded in doing what perhaps no one else would
+have succeeded in doing, merely because perhaps no one else would have
+tried.</p>
+
+<p>"Stobalt of Salaveira! Come down and lead us!" The wild enthusiasm, the
+strange unusual cries, went echoing to the sky and reverberating down
+every street and byway. Behind barred doors men listened to the shout,
+and wondered; crouching in alleys, tramping the road with no further
+hope in life, beggars and out-casts heard the name and dimly associated
+it with something pleasant in the past. It met the force of special
+constables hastening from the west; it fell on the ears of Mr Strummery,
+driving by unfrequented ways towards the House. "Stobalt and England!
+Stobalt for us! Stobalt and the Navy!" It was like another Salaveira
+night with Stobalt there among them&mdash;the man who was too modest to be
+fêted, the man whose very features were unknown at home, Stobalt of
+Salaveira!</p>
+
+<p>Imagine it. Measure by the fading but not yet quite forgotten memory of
+another time of direful humiliation and despair what Salaveira must have
+been. They had passed a week of fervent exaltation, a week of calm
+assurance, a week of rather tremulous hope, and for the last quarter a
+long dumb misery that conveyed no other sense of time in later years
+than that of formless night. They were waiting for the stroke of doom.
+Then at midnight came the sudden tumult from afar, sounding to those who
+listened in painful silence strangely unlike the note of defeat, the
+frantic, mingled shouts, the tearing feet in the road beneath, the wild
+bells pealing out, the guns and rockets to add to the delirium of the
+night, and the incredible burden of the intoxicating news: "Great
+Victory! Salaveira Relieved!! Utter Annihilation of the Blockading
+Fleet!!!"</p>
+
+<p>The Philosopher might withdraw to solitude and moralise; the Friend of
+Humanity stand aside, pained that his countrymen should possess so much
+human nature, but to the great primitive emotional heart of the
+community the choice lay between going out and shouting and staying in
+and going mad. Never before in history had there been a victory that so
+irresistibly carried the nation off its feet. To the populace it had
+seemed from beginning to end to contain just those qualities of
+daredevilry and fortuitous ease that appeal to the imagination. They
+were quite mistaken; the conception had been desperate, but beyond that
+the details of the relief of Salaveira had been as methodical, as
+painstaking, and as far-seeing as those which had marked the civil
+campaign now drawing to a close.</p>
+
+<p>That was why a famished, starving mob remembered Salaveira. They would
+have stoned a duke or burned a bishop with very little compunction, but
+Stobalt ranked among their immortals. They did not even seem to question
+the mystery of Salt's identity. As the flames began to lap out of the
+lower windows of Trafalgar Chambers, and it became evident that their
+work there was done, a stalwart bodyguard ranged themselves about his
+person and headed the procession. Hurriedly committing Irene to the
+loyal sailor's charge, Stobalt resigned himself good-humouredly to his
+position until he could seize an opportunity discreetly to withdraw.</p>
+
+<p>Not without some form of orderliness the great concourse marched into
+the broader streets. Stobalt had no idea of their destination; possibly
+there was no preconcerted plan, but&mdash;as such things happen&mdash;a single
+voice raised in a pause gave the note. It did not fall on barren ground,
+and the next minute the countless trampling feet moved to a brisker
+step, and the new cry went rolling ominously ahead to add another terror
+to the shadowy phantasmagoria of the ill-lit streets.</p>
+
+<p>"To Westminster! Down with the Government! To Westminster!"</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXI" id="CHAPTER_XXI"></a>CHAPTER XXI</h2>
+
+<h3>THE BARGAIN OF FAMINE</h3>
+
+
+<p>Sir John Hampden had not to wait until the morning to meet the
+deputation of Ministerialists again. Late the same evening a few men,
+arriving together, presented themselves at one of the barricades that
+closed the Mayfair street, and were at once admitted. Many of the
+residential west-end districts which were not thoroughfares for general
+traffic were stockaded in those days and maintained their street guard.
+The local officials protested, the inhabitants replied by instancing a
+few of the cases where an emergency had found the authorities powerless
+to extend protection, and there the matter ended. It was scarcely worth
+while stamping out a spark when they stood upon a volcano.</p>
+
+<p>Sir John received the members in the library&mdash;a disspirited handful of
+men who had written their chapter of history and were now compelled to
+pass on the book to other scribes, as every party must. Only this party
+had thought that it was to be the exception.</p>
+
+<p>"Events are moving faster than the clock," apologised Cecil Brown, with
+a rather dreary smile. He was present as the representative of that body
+in the House which was not indisposed to be courteous and even
+conciliatory in attitude towards an opponent, while it yielded nothing
+of its principles: a standpoint unintelligible to most of the rank and
+file of the party. "Doubtless we are not unexpected, Sir John Hampden?"</p>
+
+<p>"Comrade," corrected a member who was made of sterner metal. They were
+there to deliver up their rifles, but this stalwart soldier of Equality
+clung tenaciously to an empty cartridge case.</p>
+
+<p>"I am no less desirous than yourselves of coming to a settlement,"
+replied Sir John. "If there is still any matter of detail&mdash;&mdash;?"</p>
+
+<p>The plenipotentiaries exchanged glances of some embarrassment.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you not heard?" asked Mr Soans, whose voice was the voice of the
+dockyard labourers.</p>
+
+<p>"I can scarcely say until I know what you refer to," was the plausible
+reply. "I have found that all communication has been cut during the last
+few hours." He lightly indicated the instruments against the wall.</p>
+
+<p>They all looked towards Cecil Brown, the matter being rather an
+unpleasant one.</p>
+
+<p>"The fact is, the House has been invaded by a tumultuous rabble. They
+overcame all resistance by the mere force of numbers, and"&mdash;he could not
+think of a less ominous phrase at the moment&mdash;"well, simply turned us
+out.... Quite Cromwellian proceedings. We left them passing very large
+and comprehensive resolutions," he concluded.</p>
+
+<p>"Your people!" said the uncompromising man accusingly.</p>
+
+<p>"Scarcely," protested Hampden with a smile. "The ends may be the ends of
+Esau, but the means&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Not our people; they couldn't possibly be ours to come and turn on us
+like that."</p>
+
+<p>"Suppose we say, without defining them further," said Sir John, "that
+they were simply"&mdash;he paused for a second to burn the thrust gently home
+with a little caustic silence&mdash;"simply The People."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Vossit made a gesture of impatience towards his colleague.</p>
+
+<p>"Whether Queen Anne, died of gout or apoplexy isn't very material now,"
+he said with a touch of bitterness. "We are here to conduct the
+funeral."</p>
+
+<p>"I wish to meet you in every possible way I can," interposed Hampden,
+"but I must point out to you that at so short a notice I am deprived of
+the counsel of any of my associates. I had hoped that by the time of the
+meeting to-morrow morning&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Is that necessary if the Memorandum is accepted by the Government?"</p>
+
+<p>"Without discussion?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr Vossit shrugged his shoulders. "As far as I am concerned, Sir John.
+The concession of a word or two, or a phrase here and there, can make no
+difference. It is our Sedan, and the heavier you make the terms, the
+more there will be for us to remember it by."</p>
+
+<p>"I am content," subscribed Mr Guppling. "We have been surprised and
+routed, not by the legitimate tactics of party strife, but by methods
+undistinguishable from those of civil war."</p>
+
+<p>Hampden's glance was raised mechanically to an inscribed panel that hung
+upon the wall in easy view, where it formed a curious decoration. The
+ground colour was dull black, and on it in white lettering was set forth
+a trenchant sentiment selected from the public utterances of every
+prominent member of the Government and labelled with his name. It was a
+vindication and a spur that he had kept before his eyes through the
+years of ceaseless preparation, for in each extract one word was picked
+out in the startling contrast of an almost blinding crimson, and that
+one word was WAR. Even Sir John's enemies, those who called Salt a
+machine of blood and iron, admitted him to be a kindly gentleman, and
+his glance had been involuntary, for he had no desire to emphasise
+defeat upon the vanquished. The thing was done, however, and following
+the look every man who sat there met his own flamboyant challenge from
+the past; for all, without exception, had thrown down the gauntlet once
+in no uncertain form. War&mdash;but that had meant them waging war against
+another when it was quite convenient for them to do so, not another
+waging war against themselves out of season. War&mdash;but certainly not war
+that turned them out of office, only war that turned their opponents out
+of office.</p>
+
+<p>The rather strained silence was broken by the sound of footsteps
+approaching from the hall.</p>
+
+<p>"We are still short of the Home Secretary and Comrade Tirrel," explained
+Mr Chadwing to the master of the house. "We divided forces. They were
+driving I understand. Perhaps&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>It was. They came in slowly, for the Home Secretary faltered in his gait
+and had a hunted look, while Tirrel led him by the arm. Both carried
+traces of disorder, even of conflict.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes; they held us up," said Tirrel with a savage laugh, as his
+colleagues gathered round. "He was recognised in Piccadilly by a crowd
+of those ungrateful dogs from the pits. I shouted to the cabman to drive
+through them at a gallop, but the cur jumped off his seat howling that
+he was their friend. I was just able to get the reins; we bumped a bit,
+but didn't upset, fortunately. I left the cab at the corner of the
+street, here." He turned his back on the Home Secretary, who sat huddled
+in a chair, and, facing the others, made a quick gesture indicating that
+Mr Tubes was unwell and had better be left alone.</p>
+
+<p>"I brought him here, Sir John," he said, crossing over to the baronet
+and speaking in a half-whisper, "because I really did not know where
+else to take him. For some reason he appears to be almost execrated just
+now. His house in Kilburn will be marked and watched, I am afraid. And
+in that respect I daresay we are all in the same boat."</p>
+
+<p>"He appears to be ill," said Hampden, rising. "I will&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Please don't," interrupted Tirrel decisively. "Any kind of attention
+distresses him, I find. It is a collapse. He has been shaken for some
+time past, and the attack to-night was the climax. His nerve is
+completely gone."</p>
+
+<p>"As far as his safety is concerned," suggested the host with an
+expression of compassion, "I think that we can ensure that here against
+any irregular force. And certainly it would be the last place in which
+they would think of looking for him. For the night, at least, you had
+better leave him in our charge."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you," said Tirrel; "it is very good of you. I will. Of course,"
+he added, as he turned away, "we shall have to assume his acquiescence
+to any arrangement we may reach. Unofficially I can guarantee it."</p>
+
+<p>They seated themselves round the large table, Sir John and his private
+secretary occupying one end, the plenipotentiaries ranging around the
+other three sides. As they took their places Mr Drugget and another
+member were announced. They did not appear to have been expected, but
+they found seats among their colleagues. The Home Secretary sat apart,
+cowering in an easy-chair, and stretching out his hands timorously from
+time to time to meet the radiant heat of the great oil stove.</p>
+
+<p>The composition of the meeting was not quite the same as that of the
+deputation which had paved the way to it earlier in the day. It was more
+official, for the action of the deputation had forced the hand of the
+Cabinet&mdash;to the relief of the majority of that body, it was whispered.
+But there was one notable Minister absent.</p>
+
+<p>"I represent the Premier," announced Mr Drugget, rising. "If his
+attendance in person can be dispensed with, he begged to be excused."</p>
+
+<p>"I offer no objection," replied Hampden. "If in the exceptional
+circumstances the Prime Minister should desire to see me privately, I
+will meet him elsewhere."</p>
+
+<p>"The Premier is indisposed, I regret to say."</p>
+
+<p>"In that case I would wait upon him at his own house, should he desire
+it," proffered Sir John.</p>
+
+<p>"I will convey to him your offer," replied Mr Drugget. "In the meantime
+I am authorised to subscribe Mr Strummery's acquiescence to the terms,
+subject to one modification."</p>
+
+<p>"One word first, please," interposed Sir John. "I must repeat what I had
+already said before you arrived. I am unable just now to consult my
+colleagues, in concert with whom the Memorandum was drafted. If it is
+necessary to refer back on any important detail&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Mr Tubes half rose from his chair with a pitiable look of terror in his
+eyes and gave a low cry as a turbulent murmur from some distant street
+reached his ears.</p>
+
+<p>"It's all right, comrade," said Cecil Brown reassuringly. "You're safe
+enough here, Jim."</p>
+
+<p>"Aye, aye," whispered Tubes fearfully; "but did you hear that
+shout?&mdash;'To the lamp-post!' They fling it at me from every crowd. It
+haunts me. That is what I&mdash;I&mdash;yes, that is what I fear."</p>
+
+<p>"No good arguing," muttered Tirrel across the table. "Leave him to
+himself; there's nothing else to be done just now."</p>
+
+<p>"I can at least express the Premier's views" resumed Mr Drugget. "He
+would prefer the Bill for Amending the Franchise to be brought forward
+as a private Bill by a member of the Opposition rather than make it a
+Government measure. The Government would grant special facilities, and
+not oppose it. The Premier would advise a dissolution immediately the
+Bill passed."</p>
+
+<p>There was a knock at the library door. The secretary attended to it with
+easy discretion, and for a minute was engaged in conversation with some
+one beyond.</p>
+
+<p>Sir John looked at Mr Drugget in some amazement, and most of the members
+of his own party regarded their leader's proxy with blank surprise.</p>
+
+<p>"I was hardly prepared for so fundamental an objection being raised at
+this hour," said the baronet. "It amounts, of course, to bringing an
+alternative proposal forward."</p>
+
+<p>"The result would be the same; I submit that it is scarcely more than a
+matter of detail."</p>
+
+<p>"Then why press it?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr Drugget's expression seemed to convey the suggestion that he had no
+personal wishes at all in the matter, but felt obliged to make the best
+case he could for his chief.</p>
+
+<p>"The Premier not unnaturally desires that the real authors of so
+retrogressive and tyrannical an Act should be saddled with the nominal
+as well as the actual responsibility," he replied. "Possibly he fears
+that in some remote future the circumstances will be forgotten, and his
+name be handed down as that of a traitor."</p>
+
+<p>The private secretary took the opportunity of the sympathetic murmur
+which this attitude evoked to exchange a sentence with Sir John. Then he
+turned to the door and beckoned to the man who stood outside.</p>
+
+<p>"I must ask your indulgence towards a short interruption, gentlemen,"
+said Hampden, as a cyclist, in grey uniform, entered and handed him a
+despatch. "It is possible that some of my friends may even now be on
+their way to join me."</p>
+
+<p>They all regarded the messenger with a momentary curious interest; all
+except two among them. Over Mr Drugget and the comrade who had arrived
+with him the incident seemed to exercise an absorbing fascination. After
+a single, it almost seemed a startled, glance at the soldier-cyclist,
+their eyes met in a mutual impulse, and then instantly turned again to
+fix on Hampden's face half-stealthily, but as tensely as though they
+would tear the secret from behind his unemotional expression.</p>
+
+<p>"It's all very well, Drugget&mdash;in justice," anxiously murmured Mr Vossit
+across the table, "but, as things are, we've got to be quick, and accept
+considerably less than justice. For Heaven's sake, don't prolong the
+agony, after to-day's experience."</p>
+
+<p>"If you hang on to that," warned Mr Guppling, "you will only end in
+putting off till to-morrow not a whit better terms than you can make
+to-night."</p>
+
+<p>"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait," muttered Mr Drugget impatiently, not
+withdrawing his fascinated gaze.</p>
+
+<p>In the silence of the room they again heard the crescive ululation of
+the street, distant still, but sounding louder than before to their
+strained imagination, and terrible in its suggestion of overwhelming,
+unappeasable menace. Mr Tubes started uneasily in his chair.</p>
+
+<p>"Will <i>that</i> wait?" demanded Mr Guppling with some passion.</p>
+
+<p>"A very little time longer; your coming here to-night has thrown us
+out," pleaded Mr Drugget's companion, in a more conciliatory whisper.
+"To-morrow morning, a few hours, an hour&mdash;perhaps even&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The messenger had been dismissed without an answer. Looking up with
+sudden directness, Hampden caught one man's eyes fixed on him with a
+furtive intensity that betrayed his hopes and fears.</p>
+
+<p>"The attack on Hanwood has completely failed," quietly announced Sir
+John, holding the startled gaze relentlessly. "The guns have been
+captured and brought in. The troops have been surrounded, disarmed, and
+dispersed, with the exception of those of the higher rank who are
+detained. There have, unfortunately, been casualties on both sides."</p>
+
+<p>"I&mdash;I&mdash;I&mdash;Why do you address yourself to me, Sir John?" stammered the
+disconcerted man, turning very white, and exhibiting every painful sign
+of guilt and apprehension.</p>
+
+<p>"Are we to understand that your property at Hanwood has been attacked by
+an armed force of regulars?" asked one with sincere incredulity, as
+Hampden remained silent.</p>
+
+<p>"It is unhappily true."</p>
+
+<p>"And defended by an evidently superior force of armed men, unlawfully
+assembled there," retorted a militant comrade defiantly.</p>
+
+<p>"In view of the strained position to which the circumstances must give
+rise, I will take the responsibility of withdrawing the Premier's one
+objection to the Memorandum as it stands," announced Mr Drugget with dry
+lips.</p>
+
+<p>"In that case I will ask Mr Lloyd to read the terms of the agreement
+formally before we append our signatures," said Hampden, without
+offering any further comment.</p>
+
+<p>A printed copy of the Articles was passed to each delegate; on the table
+before Sir John lay the engrossed form in duplicate. From one of these
+the secretary proceeded to read the terms of the agreement, which was
+frankly recognised on both sides as the death-warrant of socialistic
+ascendency in England.</p>
+
+<p>From the Government the League required only one thing: the immediate
+passing of "A Bill to amend the Qualifications of Voters in
+Parliamentary Elections," to be followed by a dissolution and its
+inevitable consequence, a general election. But of the result of that
+election no one need cherish any illusions, for it would be decided
+according to the new qualification; and shorn of its parliamentary
+phraseology, the new Act was to sweep away the existing adult suffrage,
+and, broadly, substitute for it a £10 occupation qualification, with,
+still worse, a plurality of voting power in multiples of £10, according
+to the rateable value of the premises occupied. It was wholly immoral
+according to the democratic tendency of the preceding age, but it was
+wholly necessary according to the situation which had resulted from it.</p>
+
+<p>A genial Autocrat, Professor, and Poet has set forth in one of his
+works, for the sake of the warning it conveys, the story of a little boy
+who, on coming into the possession of a nice silver watch, and examining
+it closely, discovered among the works "a confounded little <i>hair</i>
+entangled round the balance-wheel." Of course his first care was to
+remove this palpable obstruction, with the result that the watch
+accomplished the work of twenty-four hours in an insignificant fraction
+of a second, and then refused to have anything more to do with practical
+chronometry. On coming into possession of their new toy the Socialists
+had discovered many "confounded little <i>hairs</i>" wrapped away among the
+works of that elaborate piece of machinery, the English Constitution,
+all obviously impeding its free working. Recklessly, even gaily, they
+had pulled them out one after another, cut them across the middle and
+left pieces hanging if they could not find the ends, dragged out lengths
+anyhow. For a time the effect had been dazzlingly pyro-technical when
+seen from below. The Constitution had gone very, very, very fast; it had
+covered centuries in a few years; and as it went it got faster. But
+unfortunately it had stopped suddenly. And every one saw that while it
+remained in the hands of its nominal masters it would never go again.</p>
+
+<p>Had the times been less critical some other means of effecting the same
+end might have been found. But although it was scarcely more than
+whispered yet, for four hours England had been involved in actual,
+deadly, civil war; and water once spilled is hard to gather up. Under
+ordinary circumstances the expedient of disenfranchising a party would
+have proved unpopular even with the bitterest among that party's
+enemies. As it was, it was simply accepted as the necessary
+counterstroke to their own policy of aggression.</p>
+
+<p>"If the 'most business-like Government of modern times' can instance a
+single business where eleven shareholders to the amount of a sovereign
+apiece can come in and outvote ten shareholders who have each a stake of
+a thousand pounds in the concern, and then proceed to wreck it," was a
+remark typical of the view people took, "then&mdash;why, then the record of
+the Government will lose its distinction as an absolutely unique blend
+of fatuous imbecility and ramping injustice, that's all."</p>
+
+<p>So there was to be a general election very soon in which the issue would
+lie between the League party and the shattered, shipwrecked
+Administration that had no leaders, no coherence, and scarcely a name to
+rally to. It was estimated that Labour of one complexion or another
+might hold between thirty and forty seats, if the working classes cared
+to support representatives after the Payment of Members Act had been
+repealed. It was computed that in more than four hundred constituencies
+League candidates would be returned unopposed. There could be no denying
+that our countrymen of 1918 (<i>circa</i>) lived through an interesting
+period of their country's history. The League party would go to the poll
+with no pledges, and their policy for the present was summed up in the
+single phrase, "As in 1905." It was to be the cleanest of slates.</p>
+
+<p>"How soon can the Bill become law under the most expeditious handling?"
+Hampden had asked of those who formed the earlier deputation, and the
+answer had been, "Three days!" Solely from the "business" point of view
+it was magnificent, and it was certainly convenient as matters stood. In
+three more days a general election could be in full swing, waged, in the
+emergency, on the existing register supplemented by the books of the
+local authorities and the voters' receipts for rates or taxes. In a
+single day it could be over. Within a week England would have
+experienced a change in her affairs as far-reaching as the Conquest or
+the Restoration.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Lloyd, to return to Sir John Hampden's library, read the first
+article to the breathless assembly. It had been tacitly agreed that the
+time had come when the conditions must be accepted without discussion;
+but when the fateful clause was finished a deep groan, not in empty
+hostile demonstration, but irresistibly torn from the unfeigned depths
+of their emotion, escaped many of the Ministers. Boabdil el Chico's
+sigh, when he reached the point where the towers and minarets of Granada
+were lost to him for ever, was not more sincere or heart-racked. Even
+Sir John could not have claimed that he felt unmoved.</p>
+
+<p>The secretary read on. The League entered into certain undertakings. It
+guaranteed that the normal conditions of the home coal trade should be
+restored, and the men called back to the pits by an immediate order for
+ten million tons. Temporary relief work of various kinds would be
+instituted at once to meet the distress. The Unemployed Grant would be
+reopened for nine weeks to carry over the winter; for three weeks fully,
+for three weeks at the rate of two-thirds, and for the last period
+reduced to one-third. The colliers in London would be carried back to
+their own districts as fast as the railways could get out the trains.</p>
+
+<p>There were many other points of detail, and they all had a common
+aim&mdash;the obliteration of the immediate past and the restoration of that
+public confidence which in a country possessing natural resources is the
+foundation stone of national prosperity. Already there were facts for
+the present and portents for the future. Men of influence and position,
+who had been driven out of England by the terrible atmosphere of
+political squalor cast over an Empire by a Government that had learned
+to think municipally, were even now beginning to return; and that most
+responsive seismograph which faithfully reflected every change in the
+world's condition for good or ill predicted better times. In other
+words, consols had risen in three months from 54-1/2 to 68 and the bulk
+of the buying was said to be for investment.</p>
+
+<p>"If it is not trenching on the forbidden ground, I should like to ask
+for an assurance on one point," said a member with a dash of acrimony.
+The secretary had finished his task, and then for perhaps ten seconds
+they had sat in silence, speculating half unconsciously upon the future,
+as each dimly saw it, that lay beyond the momentous step they were about
+to take. "I refer to the question of coal export. It is, of course, a
+more important outlet than the domestic home consumption. Is the League
+in a position to guarantee that the taxation will be rescinded without
+delay?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think it would be a very unwarrantable presumption for us to assume
+that any one outside the governments of the countries interested
+possesses that influence, and that it would be a very undesirable, a
+very undiplomatic, proceeding to hint at the possibility of any such
+concession in the document I have before me," replied Sir John suavely.
+"Beyond that, I would add that it will be manifestly to the interest of
+the next government to restore the bulk of foreign trade to a normal
+level; and that should the League party find itself in office, it will
+certainly make representations through the usual channels."</p>
+
+<p>"Quite like old times," said Mr Soans dryly. "I suppose that we shall
+have to be content with that. Let us hope that it will prove a true
+saying that those who hide can find."</p>
+
+<p>He picked up a pen as he finished speaking, signed the paper that had
+been passed to him first by reason of his position at the table, and
+thrust it vehemently from him to his neighbour. Mr Chadwing held up his
+pen to the light to make sure that it contained no obstruction on so
+important an occasion, signed his name with clerkly precision, and then
+carefully wiped his pen on the lining of his coat. Cecil Brown looked
+down with the faint smile that covered his saddest moments as he added
+the slender strokes of his signature, and Tirrel dashed off the
+ink-laden characters of his with tightened lips and a sombre frown.
+Consciously or unconsciously every man betrayed some touch of character
+in that act. Mr Vossit made a wry grimace as he passed the paper on; and
+Mr Guppling, with an eye on a possible line in Fame's calendar, snapped
+his traitorous pen in two and cast the pieces dramatically to the
+ground.</p>
+
+<p>When the last signature had been written, some of the members stood up
+to take their leave at once, but Hampden and Tirrel made a simultaneous
+motion to detain them. The master of the house gave way to his guest.</p>
+
+<p>"I am not up to cry over spilled milk," said Tirrel with his customary
+bluntness. "What is done, is done. We shall carry out the terms, Sir
+John Hampden, and you and your party will be in office in a week. But
+you are not merely taking over the administration of a constitution: you
+are taking over a defeated country. I ask you, as the head of your party
+and the future Premier, to do one thing, and I ask it entirely on my own
+initiative, and without the suggestion or even the knowledge of my
+friends or colleagues. Let your first act be to publish a general
+amnesty. It does not touch me.... But there have been things on both
+sides. You may perhaps know my views; I would have crushed your League
+by strong means when it was possible if I had had my way. None the less,
+there is not the most shadowy charge that could hang over me to-day, and
+for that reason it is permissible for me to put in this petition. The
+nation is shattered, torn, helpless. Do not look too closely into the
+past ... pacify."</p>
+
+<p>"The question has not arisen between my associates and myself, but I do
+not imagine that we should hold conflicting views, and I may say that
+for my part I enter cordially into the spirit of the suggestion,"
+replied Hampden frankly. "Anything irregular that could come within the
+meaning of political action in its widest sense I should be favourable
+towards making the object of a general pardon.... While we are together,
+I will go a step further, and on this point I have the expressed
+agreement of my friends. You, sir, have assumed without any reserve that
+our party will be returned to office. I accept that assumption. You have
+also compared our work to the pacification of a conquered nation. That
+also may be largely admitted. We shall be less a political party
+returned to power by the even chances of a keenly-fought election, and
+checked by an alert opposition, than a social autocracy imposing our
+wishes&mdash;as we believe for the public good&mdash;on the country. For twenty
+years, as I forecast the future, there will be no effective opposition.
+Yet a great deal of our work will have reference to the class whom the
+opposition would represent, the class upon whose wise and statesmanlike
+pacification the tranquillity, and largely the prosperity, of the
+country, will depend."</p>
+
+<p>Some few began to catch the drift of Hampden's meaning, and those who
+did all glanced instinctively towards Cecil Brown.</p>
+
+<p>"You have used, and I have accepted, the comparison of a conquered
+nation," continued Sir John. "When a country has been forcibly occupied
+the work of pacification is one of the first taken in hand by a prudent
+conqueror. There is usually a Board or Committee of Conciliation, and in
+that body are to be found some of the foremost of those who resisted
+invasion while resistance seemed availing.... It would be analogous to
+that, in my opinion, if a supporter of the present Government was
+offered and accepted a position in the next. There would be no
+suggestion&mdash;there would be no possibility&mdash;of his being in accord with
+the Cabinet in its general policy. He would be there as an expert to
+render service to both parties in the work of healing the scars of
+conflict. If the proposal appears to be exceptional and the position
+untenable at first sight, it is only because the prosaic parliamentary
+machinery of normal times has by a miracle been preserved into times
+that are abnormal."</p>
+
+<p>There was an infection of low laughter, amused, sardonic, some
+good-natured and a little ill-natured, and a few cries of "Cecil Brown!"
+in a subdued key.</p>
+
+<p>"The moment seemed a favourable one for laying the proposal before the
+members of the Government," went on Hampden, unmoved, "though, of
+course, I do not expect an answer now. On the assumption that we are
+returned to power, it is our intention to create a new department to
+exist as long as the conditions require it, and certainly as long as the
+next Parliament. Its work will be largely conciliation, and it will deal
+with the disorganisation of labour. In the same confidential spirit with
+which you have spoken of the future without reserve, I may say that
+should I be called upon to form a Ministry, I shall&mdash;and I have the
+definite acquiescence of my colleagues&mdash;offer the Presidentship of the
+Board to Mr Cecil Brown ... the office of Parliamentary Secretary to Mr
+Tirrel."</p>
+
+<p>If Hampden had wished to surprise, he certainly succeeded. The open
+laugh that greeted the first name was cut off as suddenly and completely
+as the light is cut off when the gas-tap is turned, by the gasp that the
+second name evoked. To many among them the offer had been the merest
+party move; Cecil Brown's name a foregone conclusion. The addition of
+Tirrel, whose rather brilliant qualities and quite fantastic sense of
+honour they were prone to lose sight of behind his vehement
+battle-front, was stupefying.</p>
+
+<p>It was Tirrel who was the first to break the silence of astonishment on
+this occasion, not even waiting, with characteristic impetuousness, for
+his chief-designate to offer an opinion.</p>
+
+<p>"You say that you do not want an answer now, Sir John, but you may have
+it, as far as I am concerned," he cried, with the defiant air that
+marked his controversial passages. "From any other man of your party the
+proposal would have been an insult; from you it is an amiable mistake.
+<i>You</i> do not think that you can buy us with the bribe of office, but you
+think that there is no further party work for us to do: that Socialism
+in England to-day is dead. I tell you, Sir John Hampden, with the
+absolute conviction of an inspired truth, that it will triumph yet. You
+will not see it; I may not see it, but it is more likely that the hand
+of Time itself should fail than that the ideals to which we cling should
+cease to draw men on. We, who are the earliest pioneers of that
+untrodden path, have made many mistakes; we are paying for them now; but
+we have learned. Some of our mistakes have brought want and suffering to
+thousands of your class, but for hundreds of years your mistakes have
+been bringing starvation and misery to millions of our class. From your
+presence we go down again into the weary years of bondage, to work
+silently and unmarked among those depths of human misery from which our
+charter springs. I warn you, Sir John Hampden&mdash;for I know that the
+warning will be dead and forgotten before the year is out&mdash;that our
+reign will come again; and when the star of a new and purified Socialism
+arises once more on a prepared and receptive world the very forces of
+nature would not be strong enough to arrest its triumphant course."</p>
+
+<p>"Hear! hear!" said Mr Vossit perfunctorily, as he looked round
+solicitously for his hat. "Well, I suppose we may as well be going."</p>
+
+<p>Cecil Brown recalled his wistful smile from the contemplation of a
+future chequered with many scenes of light and shade.</p>
+
+<p>"I thank you, Sir John," he replied with a look of friendly
+understanding, "but I also must go down with my own party."</p>
+
+<p>"I hope that the decision in neither case will be irrevocable," said
+Hampden with regret, but as he spoke he knew that the hope was vain.</p>
+
+<p>They had already begun to file out of the room, with a touch here and
+there of that air of constraint that the party had never been quite able
+to shake off on ceremonial occasions. They left Mr Tubes cowering before
+the stove, and raising his head nervously from time to time to listen to
+the noises of the street.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Guppling, determined that his claims should not escape the eye of
+Fame, paused at the door.</p>
+
+<p>"When we leave this room, John Hampden," he proclaimed in a loud and
+impressive voice, and throwing out his hand with an appropriate gesture,
+"we leave Liberty behind us, bound, gagged, and helpless, on the floor!"</p>
+
+<p>"Very true, Mr Guppling," replied Sir John good-humouredly. "We will
+devote our first efforts to releasing her."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Guppling smiled a bitter, cutting smile, and left the shaft to
+rankle. It was not until he was out in the street that a sense of the
+possible ambiguity of his unfortunate remark overwhelmed him with
+disgust.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXII" id="CHAPTER_XXII"></a>CHAPTER XXII</h2>
+
+<h3>"POOR ENGLAND."</h3>
+
+
+<p>With the account of the signing of the dissolution terms, and a brief
+reference to the sweeping victory of the League party&mdash;already
+foreshadowed, indeed, to the point of the inevitable&mdash;the unknown
+chronicler, whose version of the Social War this narrative has followed,
+brings his annals to a close. That war being finished, and by the
+repudiation of their Socialistic mentors on the part of a large section
+of the working classes, finished by more than a mere paper treaty, the
+worthy scribe announces with praiseworthy restraint that there is no
+more to be said.</p>
+
+<p>"These men," he declares, in the quaint and archaic language of the
+past,&mdash;and he might surely have added "these women" also&mdash;"came not
+reluctantly, but in no wise ambitiously, out of the business of their
+own private lives to serve their country as they deemed; and that being
+accomplished to a successful end, would have returned, nothing loth, to
+more obscure affairs, having sought no personal gain beyond that which
+grew from public security, an equitable burden of citizenship, and a
+recovered pride among the nations. Albeit some must needs remain to
+carry on the work."</p>
+
+<p>Even the not unimportant detail of who remained to carry on the work,
+and in what capacities, is not recorded, but the distribution of rewards
+and penalties, on the lines of strict poetic justice, may be safely left
+to the individual reader's sympathies, with the definite assurance that
+everything happened exactly as he would have it. At the length of three
+times as much space as would have sufficed to dispose of these points
+once and for all, this superexact historian goes on to set out his
+reasons for not doing so. He claims, in short, that his object was to
+portray the course of the social war, not to recount the adventures of
+mere individuals; and with the suggestion of a wink between his pen and
+paper that may raise a doubt whether he, on his side, might not be
+endowed with the power of casting a critical eye upon other periods than
+his own, he indulges in a little pleasantry at the expense of writers
+who, under the pretext of developing their hero's character, begin with
+his parent's childhood, and continue to the time of his grandchildren's
+youth. For himself, he asserts that nothing apart from the course of the
+social war, its rise and progress, has been allowed to intrude, and that
+ended, and their work accomplished, its champions are rather heroically
+treated, very much as the Arabian magician's army was disposed of until
+it was required again, and to all intents and purposes turned into stone
+just where they stood.</p>
+
+<p>But from other sources it is possible to glean a little here and there
+of the course of subsequent events. To this patchwork record the
+<i>Minneapolis Journal</i> contributes a cartoon laden with the American
+satirist's invariable wealth of detail.</p>
+
+<p>A very emaciated John Bull, stretched on his bed, is just struggling
+back to consciousness and life. On a table by his side stands a bottle
+labelled "Hampden's U. L. Mixture," to which he owes recovery. On the
+walls one sees various maps which depict a remarkably Little England
+indeed. Some sagacious economist, in search of a strip of canvas with
+which to hold together a broken model of a black man, has torn off the
+greater part of South Africa for the purpose. Over India a spider has
+been left to spin a web so that scarcely any of the Empire is now to be
+seen. Upper Egypt is lost behind a squab of ink which an irresponsible
+urchin has mischievously taken the opportunity to fling. Every colony
+and possession shows signs of some ill-usage.</p>
+
+<p>"Say, John," "Uncle Sam," who has looked in, is represented as saying,
+"you've had a bad touch of the 'sleeping sickness.' You'd better take
+things easy for a spell to recuperate. I'll keep an eye on your house
+while you go to the seashore."</p>
+
+<p>That was to be England's proud destiny for the next few years&mdash;to take
+things easy and recuperate! There is nothing else for the pale and
+shaken convalescent to do; but the man who has delighted in his strength
+feels his heart and soul rebel against the necessity. Fortunate for
+England that she had good friends in that direful hour. The United
+States, sinking those small rivalries over which cousins may strive even
+noisily at times in amiable contention, stretched a hand across the
+waters and astonished Europe by the message, "Who strikes England
+wantonly, strikes me": a sentiment driven home by the diplomatic hint
+that for the time being the Monroe Doctrine was suspended west of Suez.</p>
+
+<p>France&mdash;France who had been so chivalrously true to her own ally in that
+stricken giant's day of incredible humiliation&mdash;looked across The Sleeve
+with troubled, anxious eyes, and whispered words of sympathy and hope.
+Gently, very tactfully, she offered friendship with both hands, without
+a tinge of the patronage or protection that she could extend; and by the
+living example of her own tempestuous past and gallant recovery from
+every blow, pointed the way to power and self-respect.</p>
+
+<p>Japan, whose treaty had been thrown unceremoniously back to her many
+years before, now drew near again with the cheerful smile that is so
+mild in peace, so terrible in war. Prefacing that her own enviable
+position was entirely due to the enlightened virtues of her emperor, she
+now proposed another compact on broad and generous lines, by which
+England&mdash;a "high contracting Power," as she was still magnanimously
+described&mdash;was spared the most fruitful cause for anxiety in the East.</p>
+
+<p>"You didn't mind allying with us when you were at the head of the
+nations," said Japan. "We come to you&mdash;now. Besides, all very good
+business for us in the end. You build up again all right, no time."</p>
+
+<p>Japan's authority to speak on the subject of "building up" was not to be
+disputed. The nations had forgotten the time, scarcely a quarter of a
+century before, when they had been amused by "Little Japan's"
+progressive ambitions. And when Japan had taken over the "awakening"
+arrangements of a sister-nation on terms that gave her fifty million
+potential warriors to draw upon and train (warriors whom one of
+England's most revered generals had characterised as "Easily led; easily
+fed; fearless of death"), non-amusement in some quarters gave way to
+positive trepidation.</p>
+
+<p>The sympathetic nations spoke together, and agreed that something must
+be done to give "Poor England" another chance; as, in the world of
+commerce, friendly rivals will often gather round the man who has fallen
+on evil days to set him on his feet again.</p>
+
+<p>So England was to have a fair field and liberty to work out her own
+salvation. But she was not to wake up and find that it had all been a
+hideous dream. Egypt had been put back to the time of the Khalifa. India
+had lost sixty years of pacification and progress. Ireland was a
+republic, at least in name, and depending largely on Commemoration
+Issues of postage stamps for a revenue. South Africa was for the South
+Africans. There were many other interesting items, but these were, as it
+might be expressed to a nation of shopkeepers, the leading lines.</p>
+
+<p>If the worst abroad was bad enough, there was one encouraging feature at
+home. With the election of the new government industries began to
+revive, trade to improve, the money market to throw off its depression,
+and the natural demand for labour to increase: not gradually, but
+instantly, phenomenally. It was as though a dam across some great river
+had been removed, and with the impetus every sluggish little tributary
+was quickened and drawn on in new and sparkling animation. It was not
+necessary to argue upon it from a party point of view; it was a concrete
+fact that every one admitted. There was only one explanation, and it met
+the eye at every turn. Capital reappeared, and money began to circulate
+freely again. Why? There was security.</p>
+
+<p>It was not the Millennium; it was the year 19&mdash;, and a "capitalistic"
+government was in office; but the "masses" discovered that they were
+certainly not worse off than before. Working men now wore, it is true, a
+little less of the air of being so many presidents of South American
+republics when they walked about the streets; but that style had never
+really suited them, and they soon got out of it. The men who had come
+into power were not of the class who oppress. The strife of the past was
+being forgotten; its lessons were remembered. What was good and
+practical of Socialistic legislation was retained. So it came about that
+the vanquished gained more by defeat than they would have done by
+victory.</p>
+
+<p>It was undeniable that, in common with mankind at large, they still from
+time to time experienced pain, sickness, disappointment, hardship, and
+general adversity. Those who were employed by gentlemen were treated as
+gentlemen treat their work-people; those who were so unfortunate as to
+be in the service of employers who had no claim to that title continued
+to be treated as cads and despots treat their employés. Those among them
+who were gentlemen themselves extended a courteous spirit towards their
+masters, and those among them who were the reverse continued to act
+towards employers and the world around as churls and blusterers act, and
+so the compensating balance of nature was more or less harmoniously
+preserved.</p>
+
+<p>And what of the future? Will the nation that was so sharply taught dread
+the fire like the burned child, or return to the flame as the scorched
+moth does? Alas, the memory of a people is short, even as the wisdom of
+a proverb is conflictingly two-edged.</p>
+
+<p>Or, if the warning fades and the necessity grows large again, will there
+be found another Stobalt to respond to the call? "For those whom Heaven
+afflicts there is a chance," contributes the Sage of another land; "but
+they who persistently work out their own undoing are indeed hopeless."</p>
+
+<p>Or may it be that the faith of Tirrel will be justified, and that in the
+process of time there will emerge from man's ceaseless groping after
+perfection a new wisdom, under whose yet undreamt-of scheme and
+dispensation all men will be content and reconciled?</p>
+
+<p>The philosopher shakes his head weightily and remains silent&mdash;thereby
+adding to his reputation. The prophets prophesy; the old men dream
+dreams and the young men see visions, and the dispassionate speculate.
+On all sides there is a multitude of the counsel in which, as we must
+believe, lies wisdom.</p>
+
+<p>It is an interesting situation, and as it can only be definitely settled
+beyond the dim vista of future centuries, the pity is that we shall
+never know.</p>
+
+
+<h3>THE END.</h3>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="NELSON_LIBRARY" id="NELSON_LIBRARY"></a>NELSON LIBRARY</h2>
+
+<h3><i>UNIFORM WITH THIS VOLUME.</i></h3>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i8">1. The Marriage of William Ashe.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">2. The Intrusions of Peggy.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">3. The Fortune of Christina M'Nab.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">4. The Battle of the Strong.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">5. Robert Elsmere.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">6. No. 5 John Street.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">7. Quisanté.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">8. Incomparable Bellairs.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">9. History of David Grieve.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">10. The King's Mirror.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">11. John Charity.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">12. Clementina.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">13. If Youth but Knew.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">14. The American Prisoner.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">15. His Grace.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">16. The Hosts of the Lord.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">17. The God in the Car.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">18. The Lady of the Barge.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">19. The Odd Women.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">20. Matthew Austin.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">21. The Translation of a Savage.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">22. The Octopus.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">23. White Fang.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">24. The Princess Passes.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">25. Sir John Constantine.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">26. The Man from America.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">27. A Lame Dog's Diary.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">28. The Recipe for Diamonds.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">29. Woodside Farm.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">30. Monsieur Beaucaire, and The Beautiful Lady.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">31. The Pit.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">32. An Adventurer of the North.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">33. The Wages of Sin.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">34. Lady Audley's Secret.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">35. Eight Days.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">36. Owd Bob.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">37. The Duenna of a Genius.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">38. His Honor and a Lady.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">39. Marcella.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">40. Selah Harrison.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">41. The House with the Green Shutters.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">42. Mrs Galer's Business.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">43. Old Gorgon Graham.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">44. Major Vigoureux.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">45. The Gateless Barrier.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">46. Kipps.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">47. Moonfleet.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">48. Springtime.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">49. French Nan.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">50. The Food of the Gods.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">51. Raffles.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">52. Cynthia's Way.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">53. Clarissa Furiosa.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">54. Love and Mr Lewisham.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">55. The Lonely Lady of Grosvenor Square.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">56. Thompson's Progress.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">57. The Primrose Path.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">58. Lady Rose's Daughter.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">59. Romance.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">60. The War of the Carolinas.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">61. Katharine Frensham.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">62. The Professor on the Case.<br /></span>
+<span class="i8">63. Love and the Soul-Hunters.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Secret of the League, by Ernest Bramah
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+Title: The Secret of the League
+ The Story of a Social War
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+Author: Ernest Bramah
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+ THE SECRET OF THE LEAGUE
+
+ The Story of a Social War
+
+ By ERNEST BRAMAH
+
+
+ THOMAS NELSON
+ AND SONS
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: She began to unbuckle the frozen straps of his gear.]
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+I. IRENE
+
+II. THE PERIOD, AND THE COMING OF WINGS
+
+III. THE MILLION TO ONE CHANCE
+
+IV. THE COMPACT
+
+V. THE DOWNTRODDEN
+
+VI. MISS LISLE TELLS A LONG POINTLESS STORY
+
+VII. "SCHEDULE B"
+
+VIII. TANTROY EARNS HIS WAGE
+
+IX. SECRET HISTORY
+
+X. THE ORDER OF ST. MARTIN OF TOURS
+
+XI. MAN BETWEEN TWO MASTERS
+
+XII. BY TELESCRIBE
+
+XIII. THE EFFECT OF THE BOMB
+
+XIV. THE LAST CHANCE AND THE COUNSEL OF EXPEDIENCE
+
+XV. THE GREAT FIASCO
+
+XVI. THE DARK WINTER
+
+XVII. THE INCIDENT OF THE 13TH OF JANUARY
+
+XVIII. THE MUSIC AND THE DANCE
+
+XIX. THE "FINIS" MESSAGE
+
+XX. STOBALT OF SALAVEIRA
+
+XXI. THE BARGAIN OF FAMINE
+
+XXII. "POOR ENGLAND"
+
+
+
+
+THE SECRET OF THE LEAGUE.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+IRENE
+
+
+"I suppose I am old-fashioned"--there was a murmur of polite dissent
+from all the ladies present, except the one addressed--"Oh, I take it as
+a compliment nowadays, I assure you; but when I was a girl a young lady
+would have no more thought of flying than of"--she paused almost on a
+note of pained surprise at finding the familiar comparison of a lifetime
+cut off--"well, of standing on her head."
+
+"No," replied the young lady in point, with the unfeeling candour that
+marked the youthful spirit of the age, "because it wasn't invented. But
+you went bicycling, and your mothers were very shocked at first."
+
+"I hardly think that you can say that, Miss Lisle," remarked another of
+the matrons, "because I can remember that more than twenty years ago one
+used to see quite elderly ladies bicycling."
+
+"After the others had lived all the ridicule down," retorted Miss Lisle
+scornfully. "Oh yes; I quite expect that in a few more years you will
+see quite elderly ladies flying."
+
+The little party of matrons seated on the Hastings promenade regarded
+each other surreptitiously, and one or two smiled slightly, while one or
+two shuddered slightly. "Flying is very different, dear," said Mrs Lisle
+reprovingly. "I often think of what your dear grandfather used to say.
+He said"--impressively--"that if the Almighty had intended that we
+should fly, He would have sent us into the world with wings upon our
+backs."
+
+There was a murmur of approval from all--all except Miss Lisle, that is.
+
+"But do you ever think of what Geoffrey replied to dear grandpapa when
+he heard him say that once, mother?" said the unimpressed daughter. "He
+said: 'And don't you think, sir, that if the Almighty had intended us to
+use railways, He would have sent us into the world with wheels upon our
+feet?'"
+
+"I do not see any connection at all between the two things," replied her
+mother distantly. "And such a remark seems to me to be simply
+irreverent. Birds are born with wings, and insects, and so on, but
+nothing, as far as I am aware, is born with wheels. Your grandfather
+used to travel by the South Eastern regularly every day, or how could he
+have reached his office? and he never saw anything wrong in using
+trains, I am sure. In fact, when you think of it you will see that what
+Geoffrey said, instead of being any argument, was supremely silly."
+
+"Perhaps he intended it to be," replied Miss Lisle with suspicious
+meekness. "You never know, mother."
+
+Such a remark merited no serious attention. Why should any one, least of
+all a really clever young man like Geoffrey, deliberately _intend_ to be
+silly? There was too often, her mother had observed, an utter lack of
+relevance in Irene's remarks.
+
+"I think that it is a great mistake to have white flying costumes as so
+many do," observed another lady. "They look--but perhaps they wish to."
+
+"Certainly when they use lace as well it really seems as though they do.
+Oh!"
+
+There was a passing shadow across the group and a slight rustle in the
+air. Scarcely a dozen yards above the promenade a young lady was flying
+strongly down the wind with the languid motion of the "swan stroke." She
+wore white--and lace trimming. Mrs Lisle gazed fixedly out to sea. Even
+Irene felt that the vision was inopportune.
+
+"There are always some who overdo a thing," she remarked. "There always
+have been. That was only Velma St Saint of the New Gaiety; she flies
+about the front every day for the advertisement of the thing: I wonder
+that she doesn't drop handbills as she goes. There's plenty of room up
+on the Castle Hill--in fact, you aren't supposed to fly west of the
+Breakwater--but there will always be some----" A vague resentment closed
+the period.
+
+"Are you staying at the Palatial this time?" asked the lady who had
+mentioned lace, feeling it tactful to change the subject. "I think that
+you used to."
+
+"Oh, haven't you seen?" was the reply. "The Palatial has been closed for
+the last six months."
+
+"Yes, it's a great pity," remarked another. "It looks so depressing too,
+right on the front. But they simply could not go on. I suppose that the
+rates here are something frightful now."
+
+"Oh, enormous, my dear; but it was not that alone. The Palatial has
+always aimed at being a 'popular' hotel, and so few of the upper middle
+class can afford hotels now. Then the new tax on every servant above
+one--calculated as fifty per cent. of their wages, I think, but there
+are so many new taxes to remember--proved the last straw."
+
+"Yes, it is fifty per cent. I remember because I had to give up my
+between-maid to pay the cook's tax. But I thought that hotels were to be
+exempt?"
+
+"Not in the end. It was argued that hotels existed for the convenience
+of the monied classes, and that they ought to pay for it. So a large
+number of hotels are closed altogether; others work with a reduced
+staff, and a great many servants have been thrown out of employment."
+
+Miss Lisle laughed unpleasantly. "A good thing, too," she remarked. "I
+hate hotel servants. So does everybody. It is the only good thing I have
+heard of the Labour Government doing."
+
+"I am sure I don't hate them," said Mrs Lisle, looking round with
+pathetic resignation, "although they certainly had become rather
+grasping and over-bearing of late. But it was quite an unforeseen
+development of the scheme that so many should lose their places. Indeed
+the special object of the tax was to create a fund--'earmarked' I think
+they call it--out of which to meet the growing pension claim, now that
+so few of the servant class think it worth while to save."
+
+Miss Lisle laughed again, this time with a note of genuine amusement.
+
+("A most unpleasant girl, I fear," murmured the lady who had raised the
+white costume question, to her neighbour in a whisper: "so odd.")
+
+"It made a great difference at the registry offices. There are a dozen
+maids to be had any day where there were really none before. Only one
+cannot afford to keep them now."
+
+There was a word, a sigh, and an "Ah!" to mark this point of agreement
+among the four ladies.
+
+"I am afraid that the Government confiscation of all dividends above
+five per cent. bears very heavily on some," remarked one after a pause.
+"I know a poor soul of over sixty-five, nearly blind too, whose husband
+had invested all his savings in the company he had worked for because he
+knew that it was safe, and, having a good reserve, intended to pay ten
+per cent. for a long time. When he died it brought her in fifty pounds a
+year. Now----"
+
+There were little signs of sympathy and commiseration from the group.
+The sex was beginning to take an unwonted interest in terms
+financial--per centage, surrender value, trustee stock, unearned
+increment, and so on. They had reason to do so, for revolutionary
+finance was very much in the air, or, rather, had come tangibly down to
+earth at length: not the placid city echoes that were wont to ripple
+gently across the breakfast-table a few years earlier without leaving
+any one much better or much worse off, but the galvanic adjustment that
+by a stroke made the rich well-to-do, the well-to-do just so-so, the
+struggling poor, and left the poor where they were before. The frenzied
+effort that in a session strove to tear up the trees of the forest and
+leave the plants beneath untouched; to pull to pieces the intertwined
+fabric of a thousand years' growth and to create from it a bundle of
+straight and equal twigs; in a word, to administer justice on the
+principle of knocking out one eye in all the sound because a number of
+people were unfortunately born or fallen blind.
+
+"Five and twenty," mused Mrs Lisle. "I suppose it is just possible."
+
+"It is really less than that," explained the other. "You may have
+noticed that as it is now no good making more than five per cent., most
+companies pay even less. There is no incentive to do well."
+
+"One hears of even worse cases on every hand," said another of the
+ladies. "I am trying to interest people in a poor deformed creature
+whose father left her an annuity derived from ground rents in the
+City.... As it has been worked out I think that she owes the Incomes
+Adjustment Department lawyers something a year now. But private charity
+seems almost to have ceased altogether. Have you heard that 'Jim's' is
+closed?"
+
+It was true. St James's Hospital, whose unvarnished record was, "Three
+hundred of the very poor treated freely each day," was a thing of the
+past, and across its portal, where ten years before a couple of stalwart
+gentlemen wearing red ties had rested for a moment, while they lit their
+pipes, a banner with the strange device, "Curse your Charity!" now ran
+the legend, "Closed for want of Funds."
+
+"I wonder sometimes," mused the last speaker, "why some one doesn't do
+something."
+
+"But," objected another, "what is there to do? What is there?"
+
+They all agreed that there was nothing--absolutely nothing. Every one
+else was tacitly making the same admission; that was the fatal symptom.
+
+Miss Lisle jumped up and began to move away unceremoniously.
+
+"Where are you going, dear?" asked her mother in mild reproof.
+
+"Oh, anywhere," replied Irene restlessly.
+
+"But what for?" persisted Mrs Lisle.
+
+"Oh, anything."
+
+"That is 'nothing,' Miss Lisle," smiled the tactful lady of the party,
+anxious to smooth over the awkwardness of the moment.
+
+"No, it is at least something," flung back the girl brusquely; and with
+swinging strides she set off at a furious pace towards the open country.
+
+"Irene is a little impulsive at times," apologized her mother, sitting
+back with placidly folded hands.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+THE PERIOD, AND THE COMING OF WINGS
+
+
+An intelligent South Sea Islander, who had been imported into this
+country to stimulate missionary enterprise, on his return had said that
+the most marked characteristic of the English of the period was what
+they called "snap."
+
+The nearest equivalent in his own language signifying literally "quick
+hot words," he had some difficulty in conveying the impression he
+desired, and his circle had to rest content that "snap" permeated the
+journalism, commerce, politics, drama, and social life of the English,
+had assailed their literature, and was beginning to influence religion,
+art, and science. It may be admitted that the foreign gentleman's visit
+had coincided with a period of national stress, for the week in question
+had embraced the more entertaining half of a general election, seen the
+advent of two new farthing daily papers, and been marked by the Rev.
+Sebastian Tauthaul's striking series of addresses from the pulpit of the
+City Sanctum, entitled "If Christ put up for Battersea." It had also
+included the launching of a new cocoa, a new soap, and a new
+concentrated food.
+
+The new food was called "Chip-Chunks." "A name which I venture to think
+spells success of itself," complacently remarked its inventor. "A very
+good name indeed," admitted his advertising manager. "It has the great
+desideratum that it might be anything, and, on the other hand, it might
+equally well be nothing." "Just so," said the inventor with weighty
+approval; "just so." A "snap-line" was required that would ineradicably
+fix Chip-Chunks in the public mind, and "Bow-wow! Feel chippy? Then
+champ Chip-Chunks" was found in an inspired moment. It was, of course,
+fully cooked and already quite digested. It was described as the delight
+of the unweaned infant, the mainstay of the toothless nonagenarian, and
+so simple and wholesome that it could be safely taken and at once
+assimilated by the invalid who had undergone the operation of having his
+principal organ of digestion removed. So little, indeed, remained for
+nature and the human parts to do in the matter of Chip-Chunks as to
+raise the doubt whether it might not be simpler and scarcely less
+nutritive to open the tin and pour the contents down the drain
+forthwith.
+
+As Chip-Chunks was designed for those who were disinclined to exercise
+the functions of digestion, so Isabella soap made an appeal to those who
+disliked work and had something of an antipathy to soap at all. One did
+not wash with Isabella, it was assured: one sat down and watched it. It
+had its "snap-lines," too:
+
+"You write it 'wash,' but you call it 'wosh.'
+
+"What is the difference?
+
+"There is 'a' difference.
+
+"There is also 'a' difference between Isabella soap and all other soaps:
+
+"All the difference.
+
+"That's our point. Put it in your washtub and watch it."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Cocoa was approached in a more sober spirit. Soap may blow bubbles of
+light and airy fancy, pills _ricochet_ from one gay conceit to another,
+meat extracts gambol with the irresponsible exuberance of bulls in china
+cups, but cocoa relied upon sincerity and statistics. Kingcup cocoa was
+the last word of the expert. It won its way into the great heart of the
+people by driving home the significant fact that it contained .00001 per
+cent. more phosphorus, and .000002 per cent. less of something fatty,
+than any other cocoa in existence. When the newspaper reader of the
+period had been confronted by this assertion, in various guises,
+seventeen thousand times, he had reached a state of mind in which .00001
+per cent. more phosphorus and .000002 per cent. less fat represented the
+difference between vigorous manhood and drivelling imbecility.
+
+The Rev. Sebastian was all "snap." His topical midday
+addresses--described by himself as "Seven minutes
+sandwich-sermonettes"--have already been referred to. Young men who were
+pressed for time were bidden to bring their bath buns or buttered scones
+and eat openly and unashamed. Workmen with bread and cheese and pots of
+beer were welcomed with effusion. This particular series extended over
+the working days of a week, and was subdivided thus:
+
+ _Monday._--The Issues before the Constituency.
+
+ _Tuesday._--His Address to the Electors.
+
+ _Wednesday._--The Day of the Contest.
+
+ _Thursday._--Which Way are you Voting?
+
+ _Friday._--Spoiled Papers.
+
+ _Saturday._--At the Top of the Poll and the Leader of
+ our Party.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Of the new papers, of their sprightliness, their enterprise, their
+general all-roundness, their almost wicked experience of the ways of the
+world, from a quite up-to-date fund of junior office witticism to a
+knowledge of the existence of actresses who do not act, outwardly
+respectable circles of society who play cards for money on Sunday, and
+(exclusively for the benefit of their readers) places where quite
+high-class provisions (only nominally damaged) could be bought cheap on
+Saturday nights, it is unnecessary to say much. Of their irresponsible
+cock-sureness, their bristling combativeness, their amazing powers of
+prophetic penetration, and, it must be confessed, their ineradicable air
+of somewhat second-rate infant phenomenonship, their crumbling yellow
+files still bear witness. As a halfpenny is half a penny, so a farthing
+is half a halfpenny, and the mind that is not too appalled by the
+possibilities of the development can people for itself this journalistic
+Eden.
+
+_The Whip_ described its programme as "Vervy and nervy; brainy and
+champagny." _The Broom_ relied more on solider attractions of the "News
+of the World in Pin Point Pars" and "Knowledge in Nodules" order. Both
+claimed to be written exclusively by "brainy" people, and both might
+have added, with equal truth, read exclusively by brainless. Avowedly
+appealing "to the great intellect of the nation," neither fell into the
+easy mistake of aiming too high, and the humblest son of toil might take
+them up with the fullest confidence of finding nothing from beginning to
+end that was beyond his simple comprehension.
+
+But the most cursory review of national "snappishness" would be
+incomplete if it omitted the field of politics, especially when the
+period in question contained so concentrated an accumulation of "snap"
+as a general election. Contests had long ceased to be decided on the
+merits of individuals or of parties, still less to be the occasions for
+deliberate consideration of policy. Each group had its label and its
+"snap-cries." The outcome as a whole--the decision of each division with
+few exceptions--lay in the hands of a class which, while educated to the
+extent of a little reading and a little writing, was practically
+illiterate in thought, in experience, and in discrimination. To them a
+"snap-cry" was eminently suited, as representing a concrete idea and
+being in fact the next best argument to a decayed egg. That national
+disaster had never so far been evolved out of this rough-and-ready
+method could be traced to a variety of saving clauses. At such a time
+the strict veracity of the cries raised was not to be too closely
+examined; indeed, there was not the time for contradiction, and therein
+lay the essence of some of the most successful "snaps."
+
+Misrepresentation, if on a sufficiently large scale, was permissible,
+but it was advisable to make it wholesale, lurid, and applied not to an
+individual but to a party--emphasising, of course, the fact that your
+opponent was irretrievably pledged to that party through thick and thin.
+
+In other words, it was quite legitimate for A to declare that the policy
+of the party to which his opponent B belonged was a policy of murder,
+rapine, piracy, black-mail, highway robbery, extermination, and
+indiscriminate bloodshed; that they had swum to office on a sea of tears
+racked from the broken hearts of an outraged peasantry, risen to power
+on the apex of a smoking hecatomb of women and children, and kept their
+position by methods of ruthless barbarism; that assassination, polygamy,
+thuggeeism, simony, bureaucracy, and perhaps even an additional penny on
+the poor man's tea, would very likely be found included in their
+official programme; that they were definitely pledged to introduce
+Kalmucks and Ostyaks into the Government Dock-yards, who would work in
+chained gangs, be content with three farthings for a fourteen hours'
+day, and live exclusively on engine waste and barley-water.
+
+This and much more was held to be fair political warfare which should
+not offend the keenest patriot. But if A so far descended to vulgar
+personalities as to accuse B himself of employing an urchin to scare
+crows at eightpence a day when the trade union rate for crow-scaring was
+ninepence, he stood a fair chance of having an action for libel or
+defamation of character on his hands in addition to an election.
+
+Under such a system the least snappy went to the wall. Happy was the man
+who was armed not necessarily with a just cause, but with a name that
+lent itself to topical alliteration. Who could resist the appeal to
+
+ Vote for Frank Blarney.
+ Fresh Brooms in Parliament.
+ Fewer Bungles during the next five years.
+ Financial Betterment at home.
+ Free Breakfast-tables for the People.
+ Flourishing Businesses all round.
+
+--especially when it was coupled with the reminder that
+
+Every vote given to A. J. Wallflower is a slice of bread filched from
+your innocent children's hard-earned loaf.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Of course the schools could not escape the atmosphere. The State-taught
+children were wonderfully snappy--for the time being. Afterwards, it
+might be noticed, that when the props were pulled away they were
+generally either annoyingly dull or objectionably pert, or, perhaps,
+offensively dully-pert, according to whether their nature was backward
+or forward, or a mixture of both. The squad-drilled units could remember
+wonderfully well--for the time; they could apply the rules they learned
+in just the way they were taught to apply them--for the time. But they
+could not remember what they had not been drilled to remember; they
+could not apply the rules in any other way; they could not apply the
+principles at all; and they could not think.
+
+High and low, children were not allowed to think; with ninety-nine
+mothers out of a hundred its proper name was "idleness." "I do not like
+to see you sitting down doing nothing, dear," said every mother to every
+daughter plaintively. "Is there no sewing you might do?" So the would-be
+thoughtful child was harried into working, or playing, or eating, or
+sleeping, as though a mind contentedly occupied with itself was an
+unworthy or a morbid thing.
+
+Yet it was a too close adherence to the national character that proved
+to be the undoing of Wynchley Slocombe, who is now generally admitted to
+have been the father of the form of aerial propulsion so widely enjoyed
+to-day. Like everybody else, he had read the offer of the Traffic and
+Locomotion Department of a substantial reward for a satisfactory
+flying-machine, embracing "any contrivance ... that would by
+demonstration enable one or more persons, freed from all earth-support
+or connection (_a_) to remain stationary at will, at any height between
+50 and 1500 feet; (_b_) at that height to travel between two points one
+mile apart within a time limit of seven minutes and without deviating
+more than fifty yards from a straight line connecting the two points;
+(_c_) to travel in a circle of not less than three miles in
+circumference within a time limit of fifteen minutes." Wynchley took an
+ordinary intelligent interest in the subject, but he had no thought of
+competing.
+
+It was not until the last day of the period allowed for submitting plans
+that Wynchley's great idea occurred to him. There was then no time for
+elaborating the germ or for preparing the requisite specifications, even
+if he had any ability to do so, which he had not, being, in fact, quite
+ignorant of the subject. But he remembered hearing in his youth that
+when a former Government of its day had offered a premium for a
+convenient method of dividing postage stamps (until that time sold in
+unperforated sheets and cut up as required by the users), the successful
+competitor had simply tendered the advice, "Punch rows of little holes
+between them." In the same spirit Wynchley Slocombe took half a sheet of
+silurian notepaper (now become famous, and preserved in the South
+Kensington Museum) and wrote on it, "Fasten on a pair of wings, and
+practise! practise!! practise!!!" It was to be the aerial counterpart of
+"Gunnery! Gunnery!! Gunnery!!!"
+
+Unfortunately, the departmental offices were the only places in England
+where "snap" was not recognised. Wynchley was regarded as a suicidal
+lunatic--a familiar enough figure in flying-machine circles--and his
+suggestion was duly pigeon-holed without consideration.
+
+The subsequent career of the unhappy man may be briefly stated.
+Disappointed in his hopes of an early recognition, and not having
+sufficient money at his disposal to demonstrate the practicability of
+his idea, he took to writing letters to the President of the Board, and
+subsequently to waylaying high officials and demanding interviews with
+them. Dismissed from his situation for systematic neglect of duty, he
+became a "poor litigant with a grievance" at the Law Courts, and
+periodically applied for summonses against the Prime Minister, the Lord
+Mayor of London, and the Archbishop of Canterbury. Still later his name
+became a by-word as that of a confirmed window-breaker at the Government
+offices. A few years afterwards, a brief paragraph in one or two papers
+announced that Wynchley Slocombe, "who, some time ago, gained an
+unenviable notoriety on account of his hallucinations," had committed
+suicide in a Deptford model lodging-house.
+
+In the meanwhile two plans for flying-machines had been selected as
+displaying the most merit, and their inventors were encouraged to press
+on with the construction under a monetary grant. Both were finished
+during the same week, and for the sake of comparison they were submitted
+to trial on the same day upon Shorncliffe plain. _Vimbonne VI._, which
+resembled a much-distended spider with outspread legs, made the first
+ascent. According to instructions, it was to demonstrate its ability to
+go in a straight line by descending in a field near the Military Canal,
+beyond Seabrook, but from the moment of its release it continued to
+describe short circles with a velocity hitherto unattained in any
+air-ship, until its frantic constructor was too dizzy to struggle with
+its mechanism any longer. The _Moloch_ was then unmoored, and took up
+its position stationary at a height of 1000 feet with absolute
+precision. It was built on the lines of a gigantic centipede, with two
+rows of clubby oars beneath, and ranked as the popular favourite. Being
+instructed, for the sake of variety, to begin with the three mile
+circle, the _Moloch_ started out to sea on the flash of the gun, the
+sinuous motion that rippled down its long vertebrate body producing an
+effect, accidental but so very life-like, that many of the vast
+concourse assembled on the ground turned pale and could not follow it
+unmoved....
+
+There have been many plausible theories put forward by experts to
+account for the subsequent disaster, but for obvious reasons the real
+explanation can never progress beyond the realms of conjecture, for the
+_Moloch_, instead of bending to the east, encircling Folkestone and its
+suburbs, and descending again in the middle of Shorncliffe Camp,
+continued its unswerving line towards the coast of France, and never
+held communication with civilised man again.
+
+So exact was its course, however, that it was easy to trace its passage
+across Europe. It reached Boulogne about four o'clock in the afternoon,
+and was cheered vociferously under the pathetic impression that
+everything was going well. Amiens saw it a little to the east in the
+fading light of evening, and a few early citizens of Dijon marked it
+soon after dawn. Its passage over the Alps was accurately timed and
+noted at several points, and the Italian frontier had a glimpse of it,
+very high up, it was recorded, at nightfall. A gentleman of Ajaccio,
+travelling in the interior of the island, thought that he had seen it
+some time during the next day; and several Tripoli Greeks swore that it
+had passed a few yards above their heads a week later; but the testimony
+of the Corsican was deemed the more reliable of the two. A relief
+expedition was subsequently sent out and traversed a great part of
+Africa, but although the natives in the district around the Albert
+Nyanza repeatedly prostrated themselves and smacked their thighs
+vigorously--the tribal signs of fear and recognition--when shown a small
+working model of the _Moloch_, no further trace was ever obtained of it.
+
+The accident had a curious sequel in the House of Commons, which
+significantly illustrates how unexpected may be the ultimate
+developments of a chain of circumstance. It so happened that in addition
+to its complement of hands, the _Moloch_ carried an assistant
+under-secretary to the Board of Agriculture. This gentleman, who had
+made entomology a lifelong study, was invaluable to his office, and the
+lamentable consequence of his absence was that when the President of the
+Board rose the following night to answer a question respecting the
+importation of lady-birds to arrest an aphis plague then devastating the
+orchards of the country, he ingenuously displayed so striking an
+unfamiliarity with the subject that his resignation was demanded, the
+Government discredited, and a dissolution forced. In particular, the
+hon. gentleman convulsed the House by referring throughout to lady-birds
+as "the female members of the various feathered tribes," and warmly
+defending their importation as the only satisfactory expedient in the
+circumstances.
+
+Wynchley's suggestion remained on file for the next few years, and would
+doubtless have crumbled to dust unfruitfully had it not been for a
+trivial incident. A junior staff clerk, finding himself to be without
+matches one morning, and hesitating to mutilate the copy of--let us say,
+the official Pink Paper which he was reading at the moment,
+absent-mindedly tore a sheet haphazard from a bundle close at hand. As
+he lit his cigarette, the name of Wynchley Slocombe caught his eye and
+stirred a half-forgotten memory, for the unfortunate Wynchley had been a
+stock jest in the past.
+
+Herbert Baedeker Phipps now becomes a force in the history of aerial
+conquest. He smoothed out the paper from which he had only torn off a
+fragment, read the stirring "Practise! Practise!! Practise!!!" (at least
+it has since been recognised to be stirring--stirring, inspired, and
+pulsating with the impassioned ardour of neglected genius), and pondered
+deeply to the accompaniment of three more cigarettes. Was there anything
+in it? Why could not people fly by means of artificial wings? There had
+been attempts; how did the enthusiasts begin? Usually by precipitating
+themselves out of an upper window in the first flush of their
+self-confidence. They were killed, and wings fell into disfavour; but
+the same result would attend the unsophisticated novice who made his
+first essay in swimming by diving off a cliff into ten fathoms deep of
+water. Here, even in a denser medium, was the admitted necessity for
+laborious practice before security was assured.
+
+Phipps looked a step further. By nature man is ill-equipped for flying,
+whereas he possesses in himself all the requisites for successful
+propulsion through the water. Yet he needs practice in water; more
+practice therefore in air. For thousands of years mankind has been
+swimming and thereby lightening the task for his descendants, to such an
+extent that in certain islands the children swim almost naturally, even
+before they walk; whereas, with the solitary exception of a certain
+fabled gentleman who made the attempt so successfully and attained such
+a height that the sun melted the wax with which he had affixed his wings
+(Styckiton in convenient tubes not being then procurable), no man has
+ever flown. More, more practice. The very birds themselves, Phipps
+remembered, first require parental coaching in the art, while aquatic
+creatures and even the amphibia take to that element with developed
+faculties from their birth. Still more need of practice for ungainly
+man. Here, he was convinced, lay the whole secret of failure and
+possible success. "Practise! Practise!! Practise!!!" The last word was
+with Wynchley Slocombe.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+THE MILLION TO ONE CHANCE
+
+
+So wings came--to stay, every one admitted, although most people
+complained that after all flying was not so wonderful when one could do
+it as they thought it would have been. For at the first glance the
+popular fancy had inclined towards pinning on a pair of gauzy appendages
+and soaring at once into empyrean heights with the spontaneity of a
+lark, or of lightly fluttering from point to point with the ease and
+grace of a butterfly. They found that a pair of wings cost rather more
+than a high-grade bicycle, and that the novice who could struggle from
+the stage into a net placed twenty yards away, after a month's course of
+daily practices, was held to be very promising. There was no more talk
+of England lying at the mercy of any and every invader; for one man, and
+one only, had so far succeeded in crossing even the Channel, and that at
+its narrowest limit. For at least three years after the conversion of
+Phipps the generality of people gleaned their knowledge of the progress
+of flying from the pages of the comic papers. To the comic papers wings
+had been sent as an undiluted blessing.
+
+But if alatics, in their infancy, did not come up to the wider
+expectation, there were many who found in it a novel and exhilarating
+sport. There were also those who, discovering something congenial in the
+new force, set quietly and resolutely to work to develop its
+possibilities and to raise it above the level of a mere fashionable
+novelty. There have always been some, a few, not infrequently
+Englishmen, who have unostentatiously become pre-eminent in every
+development of science with a fixity of purpose. Their names rarely
+appear in the pages of history, but they largely write it.
+
+Hastings permitted mixed flying. It was a question that had embittered
+many a town council. To one section it seemed intolerable that a father,
+a husband, or a brother should be torn for twenty minutes from the side
+of his female relatives; to the opposing section it seemed horrible that
+coatless men should be allowed to spread their wings within a hundred
+and fifty yards of shoeless women.
+
+"I have no particular convictions," one prominent citizen remarked, "but
+in view of the existing railway facilities it is worth while considering
+whether we shall have any visitors at all this season if we stand in the
+way of families flying down together." The humour of the age was flowing
+mordaciously, even as the wit of France had done little more than a
+century before. The readiest jests carried a tang, whether turning upon
+personal poverty, municipal extravagance, or national incapacity.
+Opinion being evenly divided, the local rate of seventeen shillings in
+the pound influenced the casting vote in favour of mixed flying. There
+were necessary preparations, including a captive balloon in which an
+ancient mariner, decked out with a pair of wings like a superannuated
+Cupid, was posted to render assistance to the faltering. The rates at
+once rose to seventeen shillings and sixpence, but the principle of the
+enterprise was admitted to be sound.
+
+So on this pleasant summer afternoon--an ideal day for a fly, said every
+one--the heights above the old town were echoing to the ceaseless gaiety
+of the watching crowd, for alatics had not yet ceased to be a novelty,
+while the air above was cleft by a hundred pairs of beating wings.
+
+"A remarkable sight," said an old man who had opened conversation with
+the sociable craving of the aged; "ten years ago we little expected
+this."
+
+"Why, no," replied his chance acquaintance on the seat; "if I remember
+rightly, the tendency was all towards a combination either of a balloon
+and a motor-car or of a submarine and a band-box."
+
+"You don't fly yourself?"
+
+The young man--and he was a stalwart enough youth--looked at himself
+critically as if mentally picturing the effect of a pair of wings upon
+his person. "Well, no," he replied; "one doesn't get the time for
+practice. Then consider the price of the things. And the annual
+licence--oh, they won't let you forget _that_, I assure you. Well, is it
+worth it?"
+
+The old man shook his head in harmonious agreement; decidedly for him it
+was not worth it. "Perhaps you are in Somerset House?" he remarked
+tentatively. It is not the young who are curious; they have the
+fascinating study of themselves.
+
+"Not exactly," replied the other, veiling by this diplomatic ambiguity
+an eminent firm of West End drapers; "but I happen to have rather
+exceptional chances of knowing what is going on behind the scenes in
+London. I can assure you, sir, that in spite of the last sixpence on the
+income-tax and the hen-roost tax, the Chancellor of the Exchequer has
+sent out stringent orders to whip up every penny in the hope of
+lessening a serious deficit."
+
+"There may possibly be a deficit," admitted the old man with bland
+assurance; "but what do a few millions, either one way or the other,
+matter to a country with our inexhaustible resources? We are certainly
+passing through a period of financial depression, but the unfailing
+lesson of the past has been that a cycle of bad years is inevitably
+followed by a cycle of good years, and in the competition with foreign
+countries our advantage of free trade ensures our pre-eminence." For it
+is a mistake now to ascribe optimism to youth. Those youths have by this
+time grown up into old men. Age is the optimist because it has seen so
+many things "come right," so many difficulties "muddled through." Also
+because they who would have been pessimistic old men have worried
+themselves into early graves. Your unquenchable optimist needs no pill
+to aid digestion. "Then," he concluded, "why trouble yourself
+unnecessarily on a beautiful day like this!"
+
+"Oh, it doesn't trouble me," laughed the other man; "at least the
+deficit doesn't; nor the income-tax, I regret to say. But I rather kick
+at ten per cent. on my season ticket and a few other trifles when I
+consider that there used to be better national value without them. And I
+rather think that most others have had about enough of it."
+
+"Patience, patience; you are a young man yet. Look round. I don't think
+I ever saw the grass greener for the time of the year, and in my front
+garden I noticed only to-day that the syringa is out a full week earlier
+than I can remember.... Eh! What is it? Which way? Where?"
+
+The clerk was on his feet suddenly, and standing on the seat. Every one
+was standing up, and all in a common impulse were pointing to the sky.
+Some--women--screamed as they stood and watched, but after a gasp of
+horrified surprise, like a cry of warning cut short because too late,
+the mingling noises of the crowd seemed to shrink away in a breath.
+Every one had read of the sickening tragedies of broken cross-rods or of
+sudden loss of wing-power--aerolanguisis it was called--and one was
+taking place before their eyes. High up, very high at first, and a
+little to the east, a female figure was cleaving headlong through the
+air, and beyond all human power to save.
+
+So one would have said; so every one indeed assumed; and when a second
+later another figure crossed their range it only heralded a double
+tragedy. It drew a gasp ... a gasp that lingered, spun out long and
+turned to one loud, tumultuous shout. The next minute men were shouting
+incoherently, dancing wildly, shaking hands with all and any, and
+expressing frantic relief in a hundred frantic ways.
+
+Thus makes his timely entry into this chronicle Gatacre Stobalt, and
+reviewing the progress of flying as it then immaturely stood, it is not
+too much to say that no other man could have turned that tragedy. With
+an instinctive judgment of time, distance, angle, and his own powers,
+Stobalt, from a hundred feet above, had leapt as a diver often leaps as
+he leaves the plank, and with rigid outstretched wings was dropping
+earthward on all but a plummet line. It was the famous "razor-edge"
+stroke at its narrowest angle, the delight of strong and daring fliers,
+the terror of those who watched beneath. It may be realised by ascending
+to the highest point of St Paul's and contemplating a dive into the
+flooded churchyard.
+
+The moment was a classic one in the history of the wing. The air had
+claimed its victims as the waters have; and there was a legitimate
+pride, since the enterprise was no longer foolhardy, that they had never
+been withheld. But never before had a rescue been effected beyond the
+limits of the nets; it was not then deemed practicable and the axiom of
+the sport "A broken wing is a broken neck," so far held good. Yet here
+was a man, no novice in the art, deliberately pointing sheer to earth on
+a line that must bring him, if unswervingly maintained, into contact
+with the falling girl beneath. Up to that point the attempt would have
+been easy if daring, beyond it nothing but the readiest self-possession
+and the most consummate skill could avert an irretrievable disaster to
+himself.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"You have not even had the curiosity to ask if I am hurt yet." Her voice
+certainly was.
+
+"X = - 4 {C^2} {x^3}," murmured Stobalt abstractedly. "I assure you," he
+explained, leaving the higher mathematics at her reproach, "that I had
+quite satisfied myself that you were not.... It all turns on the extra
+tension thrown on the crank by the additional three feathers. I am
+convinced that English makers have gone as far as they safely can in
+that direction." He glanced at her wings as he mused. They were of the
+familiar detached feather--or "venetian blind," as it was commonly
+called--pattern, and wonderfully graceful in their long sweep and
+elegant poise. Made of the purest white celluloid, just tinted with a
+delicate and deepening pink at the base, they harmonised with her
+sea-green costume as faultlessly as the lily with the leaves it springs
+from. Stobalt himself used the more difficult but much more powerful
+"bat" shape, built up of gold-beaters' skin; he had already folded them
+in rest, but in those early days the prudish conventions of the air
+debarred the girl from seeking a like repose.
+
+"I should certainly discard the three outside feathers," he summed up.
+
+"I shall certainly discard the whole thing," she replied. "I do not know
+which felt the worse--being killed or being saved."
+
+He made a gesture that would seem to say that the personal details of
+the adventure were better dismissed. He was plainly a man of few words,
+but the mechanical defect still held his interest.
+
+"One understands that a brave man always dislikes being thanked," she
+continued a little nervously; "and, indeed, what can I say to thank you?
+You have saved my life, and I know that it must have been at a
+tremendous risk to yourself."
+
+"I think," he said, "that the sooner you forget the incident.... That
+and the removal of those three feathers." His gestures were deliberate
+and the reverse of vivacious, but when he glanced up and moved a hand,
+it at once conveyed to the girl that in his opinion nothing else need
+stand in the way of her recovered powers and confidence.
+
+"And there is," she said timidly, "nothing?" Precisely what there might
+be had not occurred to her satisfactorily.
+
+"Nothing," he said, without the air of being heroic in his generosity.
+"Unless," he added, "you care to promise that you will not let----" He
+stopped with easy self-possession and turned enquiringly to a man in
+some official dress who had suddenly appeared in the glade.
+
+"Have you a licence?" demanded the official, ignoring Stobalt and
+addressing himself in a style that at one time would have been deemed
+objectionably abrupt, to the lady. He was in point of fact a policeman,
+and from a thong on his wrist swung a truncheon, while the butt of a
+revolver showed at his belt. He wore no number or identifying mark, for
+it had long since been agreed that it must be objectionable to their
+finer feelings to treat policemen as though they were--one cannot say
+convicts, for a sympathetic Home Secretary had already discontinued the
+numbering of convicts on the ground that it created a state of things
+"undistinguishable from slavery," though not really slavery--but as
+though they were railway bridges or district council lamp-posts. "Treat
+a man as a dog, and he becomes a dog," had been the invincible argument
+of the band of humanitarians who had introduced what was known as the
+"Get-up-when-you-like-and-have-what-you-want" system of prison
+discipline, and "Treat a man as a lamp-post, and he becomes a
+lamp-post," had been the logical standpoint of the Amalgamated Union of
+Policemen and Plain Clothes Detectives.
+
+"Yes," replied the girl, and her voice had not quite that agreeable
+intonation that members of the force usually hear from the lips of fair
+young ladies nowadays. "Do you wish to see it?"
+
+"What else should I ask you if you had one for?" he demanded with the
+innate boorishness of the heavy-witted man. "Of course I want to see
+it."
+
+She opened the little bag that hung from her girdle and handed him a
+paper without a word.
+
+"Muriel Ursula Percy Sleigh Hampden?" It would be idle to pretend that
+the names pleased him, or that he tried to veil his contempt.
+
+"Yes," she replied.
+
+He indicated his private disbelief--or possibly merely took a ready
+means of exercising his authority in a way that he knew to be
+offensive--by producing a small tin box from one of his pockets and
+passing it to her without any explanation. The requirement was so
+universal in practice, however, that no explanation was necessary, for
+the signature, as the chief mark of identification, had long been
+superseded by the simpler and more effective thumb-sign. Miss Hampden
+made a slight grimace when she saw the condition of the soft wax which
+the box contained, but she obediently pressed it with her thumb and
+passed it back again. As her licence bore another thumb-sign, stamped in
+pigment, it was only necessary for the constable to compare the two (a
+process simplified by the superimposing glass, a contrivance not unlike
+a small opera-glass with converging tubes) in order to satisfy himself
+at once whether the marks were the impress of the same thumb. Apparently
+they were, for with a careless "Right-O," he proceeded on his way,
+swinging his truncheon with an easy grace, and occasionally striking off
+the end of an overhanging branch.
+
+"I wonder," said Stobalt, when at length the zealous officer had quite
+disappeared in search of other fields for tactful activity, "I wonder if
+you are a daughter of Sir John Hampden?"
+
+"Yes," she replied, looking at him with renewed interest. "His only
+daughter. Do you know my father?"
+
+He shook his head. "I have been away, but we see the papers sometimes,"
+he said. "The Sir John I mean," he explained, as though the point were a
+matter of some moment, "was a few years ago regarded as the one man who
+might unite our parties and save the position."
+
+"There is only one Sir John Hampden," she replied. "But it was too
+late."
+
+"Oh yes," he admitted vaguely, dismissing the subject.
+
+Both were silent for a few minutes; it might be noticed that people
+often became thoughtful when they spoke of the past in those years.
+Indeed, an optimist might almost have had some ground for believing that
+a thinking era had begun.
+
+When he spoke again it was with something of an air of constraint. "You
+asked me just now if there was--anything. Well, I have since
+thought----"
+
+"Yes?" she said encouragingly.
+
+"I have thought that I should like to meet your father. I hear
+everywhere that he is the most inaccessible man in London; but perhaps
+if you could favour me with a line of introduction----"
+
+"Oh yes," she exclaimed gladly. "I am sure that he would wish to thank
+you. I will write to-morrow."
+
+"I have paper and a pencil here," he suggested. "I have been a sailor,"
+he added, as though that simple statement explained an omnipercipient
+resourcefulness; as perhaps it did.
+
+"If you prefer it," she said, accepting the proffered stationery. It did
+not make the least difference, she told herself, but this business-like
+expedition chilled her generous instincts.
+
+"I leave for town to-night," was all he vouchsafed.
+
+For a few minutes she wrote in silence, while he looked fixedly out to
+sea. "What name am I to write, please?" she asked presently.
+
+"Oh, Salt--George Salt," he replied in a matter-of-fact voice, and
+without turning his head.
+
+"Is it 'Mr Salt,' or 'Captain,' or----?"
+
+"Just 'Mr,' please. And"--his voice fell a little flat in spite of
+himself, but he did not meet her eyes--"and would it be too much if I
+asked you to mention the circumstances under which we met?"
+
+She bent a little lower over the paper in a shame she could not then
+define. "I will not fail to let my father know how heroic you have been,
+and to what an extent we are indebted to you," she replied
+dispassionately.
+
+"Thank you." Suddenly he turned with an arresting gesture, and impulsive
+speech trembled on his tongue. But the sophistries of explanation,
+apology, self-extenuation, were foreign to the nature of this strong
+keen-featured man, whose grey and not unkindly eyes had gained their
+tranquil depth from long intercourse with sea and sky--those two masters
+who teach the larger things of life. The words were never spoken, his
+arm fell down again, and the moment passed.
+
+"I have never," he was known to say with quiet emphasis in later years,
+"regretted silence. I have never given way to an impulse and spoken
+hastily without regretting speech."
+
+The London evening papers were being cried in the streets of the old
+Cinque Port as "George Salt" walked to the station a few hours later. A
+general election was drawing to its desultory close, but the results
+seemed to excite curiously little interest among the well-dressed,
+leisured class that filled the promenades. It was a longer sweep of the
+pendulum than had ever been anticipated in the days when politics were
+more or less the pastime of the rich, and the working classes neither
+understood nor cared to understand them--only understood that whatever
+else happened nothing ever came their way.
+
+The man who had been a sailor bought two papers of very different views,
+the _Pall Mall Gazette_ and the orthodox labour organ called _The
+Masses_. Neither rejoiced, but to despair _The Masses_ added a note of
+ingenuous surprise as it summarised the contest as a whole. This was how
+the matter stood:
+
+ POSITION OF PARTIES AT THE DISSOLUTION
+ Labour Members 300
+ Socialists 140
+ Liberals 112
+ Unionists 40
+
+ PARTY GAINS
+ Socialist Gains 204
+ Moderate Labour Gains 5
+ Imperial Party Gains 0
+
+ POSITION OF PARTIES IN THE NEW PARLIAMENT
+ Socialists 344
+ Moderate Labour Party (all groups) 179
+ Combined Imperial Party (Liberals and
+ Unionists) 68
+
+(The above returns do not include the Orkney and Shetland Islands.)
+
+ Socialist majority over all possible combinations 97
+
+There is no need to trace the development of political events leading up
+to this position. It lends itself to summary. The Labour party had come
+into power by pointing out to voters of the working classes that its
+members were their brothers, and promising them a great deal of property
+belonging to other people and a good many privileges which they
+vehemently denounced in every other class. When in power they had thrown
+open the doors of election to one and all. The Socialist party had come
+into power by pointing out to voters of the working classes that its
+members were even more their brothers, and promising them a still larger
+share of other people's property (some, indeed, belonging to the more
+prosperous of the Labour representatives then in office) and still
+greater privileges. Yet the editor of _The Masses_ was both pained and
+surprised at the result.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+THE COMPACT
+
+
+A strong man and a prominent politician, Sir John Hampden had occupied
+the unfamiliar position in Parliament of belonging to no party. To no
+party, that is, as the term had then been current in English politics;
+for, more discerning than most of his contemporaries, he had foreseen
+the obliteration of the existing boundaries and the phenomenal growth of
+purely class politics even in the old century. It was, he recognised, to
+be that development of the franchise with which the world was later to
+become tolerably familiar: civil war on constitutional lines. His
+warnings fell on very stony ground. The powers that had never yet
+prepared for war abroad until the enemy had comfortably occupied all the
+strategic points, lest they should wound some wily protesting old
+gentleman's susceptibilities, were scarcely likely to take time by the
+forelock--or even by a hind fetlock, to enlarge the comparison--at home.
+While the Labour party was bringing pressure upon the Government of the
+day to grant an extension of suffrage that made Labour the master of
+eight out of every ten constituencies, the two great classical parties
+were quarrelling vehemently whether L5000 should be spent upon a
+sanatorium at Hai Yang and L5,000,000 upon a dockyard at Pittiescottie,
+or L5,000,000 upon a dockyard at Hai Yang and L5000 upon a sanatorium at
+Pittiescottie. When it is added that the Labour party was definitely
+pledged to the inauguration of universal peace by declining to go to war
+on any provocation, and looked towards wholesale disarmament as the
+first means of economy on attaining office, the cataclysmal humour of
+the situation becomes apparent.
+
+They attained office, as it has been seen, thanks largely to the great
+Liberal party whom they succeeded. The great Liberal party, like the
+editor of _The Masses_ some years later, was pained and surprised at
+this ingratitude. The great Liberal party had never contemplated such a
+development, and through thick and thin had insisted upon regarding the
+Labour party as its ally, notwithstanding the fact that the "ally" had
+always laughed uproariously at the "alliance," and had pleasantly
+announced its intention of strewing Westminster with the wreckage of all
+existing capitalistic parties when once it was strong enough to do so.
+
+Little wonder that that great Liberal Administration was destined to
+pass down to future ages as the "House of Pathetic Fools." Posterity
+adjudicated that no greater example of servile fatuousness could be
+produced. This was unjust, for on 20th June 1792, Louis XVI., certainly,
+let it be admitted, harder pressed, had accepted a red "cap of liberty,"
+and putting it on in obedience to the command of the "extreme party" of
+his time, had bowed right and left with ingratiating friendliness, while
+a Labour gentleman, bearing upon a pike a raw cow's heart labelled "The
+heart of an aristocrat," roared out, with his twenty thousand friends,
+an amused approval.
+
+It was out of the material of the two great traditional parties that Sir
+John Hampden tried to create his "class" coalition to meet the new
+conditions. The spectacle of working men suddenly dropping party
+differences and merging into a solid phalanx of labour was before their
+eyes, but the Tories were disintegrated and inert, the Whigs
+self-satisfied and cock-sure. The years of grace--just so many years as
+Sir John was before his contemporaries--passed. Then came a brief
+period, desperate indeed, but not hopeless, while something might yet be
+done; but the leaders of the historical parties were waiting for some
+happy chance by which they might retract and yet preserve their dignity.
+It was during this crisis that the party whose idea of dignity was
+symbolised by the escort of a brass band on a green-grocer's cart,
+abolished the House of Lords, suspended the naval programme, and
+confiscated all ecclesiastical landed property. Panic reigned, but there
+could be no appeal, for the party in power had never concealed their
+aims and aspirations, and now that they had been returned, they were
+only carrying out their promises.
+
+That is putting their position so mildly as to be almost unjust. They
+were, indeed, among political parties the only one immaculate and beyond
+reproach. All others had trimmed and whittled, promised and recalled,
+sworn and forsworn, till political assurances were emptier than
+libertines' vows. The Socialists had nailed their manifesto to the mast,
+and no man could charge them with duplicity. On every platform from
+Caithness to Cornwall they had stood openly and declared: We are the
+enemies to Capital; we are at war with Society as it is at present
+constituted; we are for the forcible distribution of wealth, however
+come by, the abolition of class distinctions, and the levelling of
+humanity, with the unskilled labourer as the ideal standard.
+
+"Good fellows all," had, in effect, declared their Liberal "allies,"
+"and they do not really mean that--not phraseologically accurately, that
+is. We go in for a little, say, serpent-charming ourselves at election
+times, and when these excellent men are in Parliament the refining
+influence of the surroundings will tone them down wonderfully, and they
+will turn out thoroughly moderate and conciliatory members."
+
+"Don't you make any error about that, comrades," the Socialistic-Labour
+candidates had replied; and with a candour unparalleled in the history
+of electioneering they had not merely hinted this or said it among
+themselves, but had freely and honourably proclaimed it to the four
+winds. "If you like to help us just now that's your affair, and we are
+quite willing to profit by it. But if you knew what you were doing, you
+would go home and all have the nightmare."
+
+"So naive!" smiled the great Liberal party. "Suppose they have to talk
+like that at present to please the unemployed."
+
+Then came the deluge. Sir John Hampden could have every section of the
+middle and upper class political parties to lead if he so deigned, but
+wherever else he might lead them there was no possible hope of it being
+to St. Stephen's. It was, as his daughter had said, then too late.
+Labour members of one complexion or another had captured three-quarters
+of the constituencies, and there was not the slightest chance of ousting
+them.
+
+So it came about that in less than a decade from the first alarm, the
+extremity of the patriot's hope was that in perhaps twenty years' time,
+when the country was reduced to bankruptcy and the position of a third
+class power, and when there was no more property to confiscate in the
+interest of the working class voter, a popular rising or a foreign
+invasion might again place a responsible administration in power. But in
+the meantime the organisations of the old parties fell to pieces, the
+parties themselves ceased to be powers, their leaders were half
+forgotten. Sir John Hampden might still be a rallying point if he raised
+a standard in a time of renewed hope, but there was no hope, and Sir
+John was reported to have broken his staff, drowned his books, and cut
+himself off from politics in the bitterness of his indignation and
+impotent despair.
+
+It was in something very like this mood that George Salt found him, and
+it was an issue of the mood that would have made him inaccessible to a
+less resourceful man. Day after day he had denied himself to his old
+associates, and little disappointed hucksters who were anxious to betray
+their party for their conscience' sake--provided there was a definite
+offer of a more lucrative position in a new party--vainly shadowed his
+doorway with ready-made cabals in their pocket-books. But the man who
+had been a sailor and spoke few words had an air that carried where
+fluency and self-assurance failed. Even then, almost at his first words,
+Sir John would have closed the subject, definitely and without
+discussion.
+
+"Politics do not concern me, Mr Salt," he said, rising, with an angry
+flash in the eyes whose fighting light gave the lie to the story of
+abandoned hope. "If that is your business you have reached me by a
+subterfuge."
+
+"Having reached you," replied Salt, unmoved, "will you allow me to put
+my suggestions before you?"
+
+"I have no doubt that they are interesting," replied the baronet,
+falling into smooth indifference, "but, as you may see, I am exclusively
+devoted to Euplexoptera now." It might be true, for the table before him
+was covered with specimens, scientific instruments and entomological
+works, while not even a single newspaper betrayed an interest in the
+day; but a world of bitterness smouldered beneath his half-scornful
+admission. "If," he continued in the same vein, "you have an idea for an
+effective series of magic lantern slides, you will find the offices of
+the Union of Imperial Agencies in Whitehall."
+
+The first act to which the new Government was pledged was the evacuation
+of Egypt, and the mighty counterblast from the headquarters of the
+remnant of the great opposing organisation was, it should be explained,
+a travelling magic lantern van, designed to satisfy rural voters as to
+the present happy condition of the fellahin!
+
+"Possibly you would hardly complain that I am not prepared to go far
+enough," replied the visitor. "But in order to discuss that, I must have
+your serious attention."
+
+"I have already expressed myself," replied Sir John formally. "I am not
+interested."
+
+"If you will hear me out and then repeat that, I will go," urged Salt
+with desperate calmness. "Yet I have thrown up the profession of my life
+because I hold that there is a certain remedy. And I have come a hundred
+miles to-night to offer it to you: for you are the man. Realise that I
+am vitally concerned."
+
+"I am very sorry," replied Sir John courteously, but without the
+faintest encouragement, "but the matter is beyond me. Leave me, and try
+some younger, less disillusionised man."
+
+"There is no other man who will serve my purpose." Sir John stared hard,
+as well he might: others had not been in the habit of appealing to him
+to serve their purposes. "You are the natural leader of our classes. You
+alone can inspire them; you alone have the authority to call them to any
+effort."
+
+"I have been invited to lead a hundred forlorn hopes," replied Sir John.
+"A dozen years--nine years--aye, perhaps even six years ago any one of
+them might have been sufficient. Now--I have my earwigs. Good night, Mr
+Salt."
+
+The dismissal was so unmistakably final that the most stubborn
+persistence could scarcely ignore it. Mr Salt rose, but only to approach
+the table by which Sir John was standing.
+
+"I wished to have you with me on the bare merits of my plan," he said in
+a low voice, "but you would not. But you shall save England in spite of
+your dead heart. Read this letter."
+
+For a moment it seemed doubtful how Hampden would take so brusque a
+demand. Another second and he might have imperiously ordered Salt to
+leave the house, when his eyes fell with a start upon the writing thrust
+before him, and taking the letter in his hand he read it through, read
+it twice.
+
+"Little fool!" he said, so low that it sounded tenderly; "poor little
+fool!" Then aloud: "Am I to understand that you have saved my daughter's
+life?"
+
+"Yes," replied George Salt, and even the tropical sunburn could not
+cover his hot shame.
+
+"At great personal risk to yourself?"
+
+Again the reply was, "Yes," without an added word.
+
+"Why did you not let me know of this before?"
+
+"Does that matter now?" It had been his master card, but a very
+humiliating one to play throughout: to trade upon that moment's
+instinctive heroism, to assert his bravery, to apprise it at its worth,
+and to claim a fit return.
+
+"No," admitted Sir John with intuition, "I don't suppose it does. The
+position then is, that instead of exchanging the usual compliments
+applicable to the occasion, I express my gratitude by listening to your
+views on the political situation? And further," he continued, with the
+same gentle air of irony, accepting Salt's silent acquiescence, "that I
+proceed to liquidate my obligation fully by identifying myself with a
+scheme which you have in your pocket for averting national disaster?"
+
+"No," replied Salt sharply. "That is for you to accept or reject
+unconditionally on your own judgment."
+
+"Very well. I am entirely at your service now."
+
+"In the first place, then, I ask you to admit that a state of civil war
+morally exists, and that the only possible hope for our existence lies
+in adopting the methods of covert civil war to secure our ends."
+
+"Admit! Good God! I have been shrieking it into deaf ears for half my
+life, it seems," cried Sir John, suddenly stirred despite himself. "They
+called me the Phantom Storm-petrel--'Wolf-cry' Hampden, Heaven knows
+what not--through an entire decade. Admit! Go on, Mr Salt. I accept your
+first clause more easily than Lord Stirling swallowed Socialistic
+amendments to his own Bills, and that is saying a great deal."
+
+"Then," continued Salt, taking a bundle of papers from an inner pocket
+and selecting a docket of half a dozen typewritten sheets from it, "I
+propose for your acceptance the following plan of campaign."
+
+He looked round the littered desk for a vacant space on which to lay the
+document. With an impetuous movement of his arm Sir John swept books,
+trays, and insects into one chaotic heap, and spreading the summary
+before him plunged into it forthwith.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+THE DOWNTRODDEN
+
+
+"Kumreds," announced Mr Tubes with winning familiarity, "I may say now
+and once and for all that you've thoroughly convinced _me_ of the
+justice of your claims. But that isn't saying that the thing's as good
+as done, so don't go slinging it broadcast in the next pub you come to.
+There's our good kumred the Chancellor of the Exchequer to be taken into
+account, and while I'm about it let me tell you straight that these
+Cabinet jobs, whether at twenty, fifty, or a hundred quid a week, aren't
+the softest things going, as some of you chaps seem to imagine."
+
+"Swap you, mate, then," called out a facetious L. & N. W. fireman. "Yus,
+and throw the missis and kids into the bargain. Call it a deal?"
+
+In his modest little house the Right Hon. James Tubes, M.P., Secretary
+of State for the Home Department, was receiving a deputation. Success,
+said his friends, had not spoiled him; others admitted that success had
+not changed him. From the time of his first appearance in Parliament he
+had been dubbed "Honest Jim" (perhaps a somewhat empty compliment in
+view of the fact that every Labour constituency had barbed unconscious
+satire at its own expense by distinguishing its representative as
+"Honest" Tom, Dick, or Harry), and after his elevation to Cabinet rank
+he still remained honest. More to the point, because more apparent, he
+remained unpretentious. It is true that he ceased to wear, as a personal
+concession to the Prime Minister, by whose side he sat, the grimy coal
+miner's suit in which he had first appeared in the House to the
+captivating of all hearts; but, more fortunate than Caractacus, he
+escaped envy by continuing to occupy his humble villa in Kilburn. The
+expenses of a Cabinet Minister, even in a Socialist Government, must
+inevitably be heavier than those of a private member, but this admirable
+man illustrated the uselessness of riches by continuing to live frugally
+but comfortably upon a tenth of his official income. According to
+intimate rumour he prudently invested the superfluous nine-tenths
+against a rainy day in the gilt-edged securities of countries where
+Socialism was least rampant.
+
+Mr Tubes never refused to see a deputation, and when their views had
+been laid before him it was rare indeed that he was not able to declare
+a warm personal interest in their objects. True, he could not always
+undertake to carry their recommendations into effect; as a Minister he
+could not always express official approval of them, but they were rarely
+sent away without the moral support of that wink which is proverbially
+as significant as a more compromising form of agreement. Whether the
+particular expression of the great voice of the people was in the
+direction of the State adoption of Zulu orphans, or the compulsory
+removal of park palings from around private estates, the deputation
+could always go away with the inward satisfaction that however his words
+might read to outsiders on the morrow, they knew that as a man and a
+comrade, he, Jim Tubes, was with them heart and soul. "It costs
+nothing," he was wont to remark broad-mindedly to his home
+circle--referring, of course, to his own sympathetic attitude; for some
+of the ingenuous proposals which he countenanced were found in practice
+to prove very costly indeed--"and who knows what may happen next?"
+
+But on this occasion, as far as compliance lay within his power, there
+had been no need for mental reservation. The railway-men had been
+patient under capitalistic oppression in the past; they were convincing
+now in argument; and they were moderate in their demands for the future.
+It was no "Vae victis!" that these sturdy wearers of green corduroy
+trousers held out to their employers, but a cheery "Come now, mates.
+Fair does and we'll mess along somehow till the next strike."
+
+Mr Drugget, M.P., introduced the deputation. It consisted of railway
+workers of all the lower grades with the exception of clerks. After many
+ineffectual attempts to get clerks to enter the existing Labour ring, it
+had been seriously proposed by the Labour wirepullers (who loved them in
+spite of their waywardness, and would have saved them, and their votes
+and their weekly contribution, from themselves) that they should form a
+Union of their own in conjunction with shop assistants and domestic
+servants. When the clerks (of whom the majority employed domestic
+servants directly or indirectly in their homes or in their lodgings)
+laughed slightly at the proposal; when the shop assistants smiled
+self-consciously, and when the domestic servants giggled openly, the
+promoters of this amusing triple alliance cruelly left them to their
+fate thenceforward, pettishly declaring that all three were a set of
+snobs--a designation which they impartially applied to every class of
+society except their own, and among themselves to every minute
+subdivision of Labour except the one which they adorned.
+
+It devolved upon a rising young "greaser" in the service of the Great
+Northern to explain, as spokesman, the object of the visit. Under the
+existing unfair conditions the directors of the various companies were
+elected at large salaries by that unnecessary and parasitic group, the
+shareholders, while the workmen--the true creators of every penny of
+income--had no direct hand in the management of affairs. When they
+wished to approach the chief authorities it was necessary for them to
+send delegates from their Union, who were frequently kept waiting ten
+minutes in an ante-room; and although of late years their demands were
+practically always conceded without demur, the position was anomalous
+and humiliating. What seemed only reasonable to them, then, was that
+they should have the right to elect an equal number of directors from
+among themselves, who should sit on the Board with the other directors,
+have equal powers, and receive similar salaries.
+
+"To be, in fact, your permanent deputation to the Board," suggested the
+Home Secretary.
+
+"That's it--with powers," replied the G. N. man.
+
+"There'll be some soft jobs going--then," murmured a shunter, who was
+getting on in years, reflectively.
+
+"No need for the missis to take in young men lodgers if you get one, eh,
+Bill?" said his neighbour jocosely.
+
+Whether it was the extreme unlikelihood of his ever being made a
+director, or some other deeper cause, the secret history of the period
+does not say, but Bill turned upon his innocent friend in a very
+aggressive mood.
+
+"What d'yer mean--young men lodgers?" he demanded warmly. "What call
+have you to bring that up? Come now!"
+
+"Why, mate," expostulated the offending one mildly, "no one said
+anything to give any offence. What's the 'arm? Your missis does take in
+lodgers, same as plenty more, don't she? Well, then!"
+
+"I can take a 'int along the lines as well as any other," replied Bill
+darkly. "It's gone far enough between pals. See? I never said anything
+about your sister leaving that there laundry, did I? Never, I didn't."
+
+"And what about it if you did?" demanded the neighbour, growing hot in
+his turn. "I should think you'd have enough----"
+
+"Gentlemen, gentlemen," expostulated the glib young spokesman, as the
+voices rose above the conversational whisper, "let us have absolute
+unanimity, if _you_ please--expressed in the usual way, by all saying
+nothing together."
+
+"Wha's matter with Bill?" murmured the next delegate with polite
+curiosity.
+
+"Seems to me the little man is troubled with his teef," replied the
+unfortunate cause of the ill-feeling, with smouldering passion. "Strike
+me if he isn't. Ah!" And seeing the impropriety of relieving his
+feelings in the usual way in a Cabinet Minister's private study, he
+relapsed into bitter silence.
+
+Mr Tubes having expressed his absolute approval of this detail of the
+programme, the second point was explained. Why, it was demanded, should
+the provisions of the Employers' Liability Act apply only to the hours
+during which a man was at work? Furthermore, why should they apply only
+to accidents? Supposing, said Mr William Mulch, the spokesman in
+question, that a bloke went out in a social way among his friends, as
+any bloke might, caught the small-pox, and got laid up for life with
+after-effects, or died? Or suppose the bloke, after sweating through a
+day's work, went home dog-tired to his miserable hovel, and broke his
+leg falling over the carpet, or poisoned his hand opening a tin of
+sardines? They looked to the present Government to extend the working of
+the Act so as to cover the disablement or death of employes from every
+cause whatever, natural death included, and wherever they might be at
+the time. Under the present unfair and artificial conditions of labour,
+the work-people were nothing but the slaves and chattels of capitalists,
+and it was manifestly unfair that the latter should escape their
+responsibilities after exploiting a man's labour for their own greedy
+ends, simply because he happened to die of hydrophobia or senile decay,
+or because the injury that disabled him was received outside the
+foetid, insanitary den where in exchange for a bare sordid pittance
+his flesh was ground from his bones for eight hours daily.
+
+The Right Hon. gentleman expressed his entire concurrence with this
+provision also, and roused considerable enthusiasm by mentioning that
+some time ago he had independently arrived at the conclusion that such a
+clause was urgently required.
+
+Before the next point was considered, Comrade Tintwistle asked
+permission to say a few words. He explained that he had no intention of
+introducing a discordant note. On the contrary, he heartily supported
+the proposal as far as it went, but--and here he wished to say that
+though he only voiced the demands of a minority, it was a large, a
+growing, and a noisy minority--it did not go far enough. The contention
+of those he represented was that the responsibility of employers ought
+to extend to the wives and families of their work-people. Many a poor
+comrade was sadly harassed by having to keep a crippled child who would
+never be a bread-winner, or an ailing wife who was incapable of looking
+after his home comfort properly. They were fighting over again the
+battle that they had won in the matter of free meals for school
+children. It had taken years to convince people that it was equally
+necessary that children who did not happen to be attending school should
+have meals provided for them, and even more necessary to see that their
+mothers should be well nourished; it had taken even longer to arrive at
+the logical conclusion that if free meals were requisite, free clothes
+were not a whit less necessary. No one nowadays doubted the soundness of
+that policy, yet here they were again timorously contemplating
+half-measures, while the insatiable birds of prey who sucked their blood
+laughed in their sleeve at the spectacle of the British working men
+hiding their heads ostrich-like in the shifting quicksand of a fool's
+paradise.
+
+The signs of approval that greeted this proposal showed clearly enough
+that other members of the deputation had sympathetic leanings towards
+the larger policy of the minority. Mr Tubes himself more than hinted at
+the possibility of a personal conversion in the near future. "In the
+meantime," he remarked, "everything is on your side. Your position is
+logical, moderate, and just. All can admit that, although we may not all
+exactly agree as to whether the time is ripe for the measure. With every
+temptation to wipe off some of the arrears of injustice of the past, we
+must not go so far as to kill the goose that lays the golden egg."
+
+"How do you make that out?" demanded an unsophisticated young signalman.
+"It's the work of the people that produces every penny that circulates."
+
+"Oh, just so," replied Tubes readily. "That is the real point of the
+story. It was the grains of corn that made the eggs, and the goose did
+nothing but sit and lay them. We must always have our geese." He turned
+to the subject in hand again with a laugh, and approved a few more
+modest suggestions for abolishing "privileges."
+
+"The last point," continued the spokesman, "is one that closely concerns
+the principles that we all profess. I refer to the obsolete and
+humiliating anachronism that with a Government pledged to the
+maintenance of social equality in office, at any hour of the day, at
+practically every railway station throughout the land you will still see
+trains subdivided as regards designation and accommodation into first,
+second, and third classes. It is a distinction which to us, as the
+representatives of the so-called third class, is nothing more or less
+than insulting. Why should me and my missis when we travel be compelled
+to sit where the accidents generally happen and have to put up with
+eighteen in a compartment, when smug clerks and saucy ladies' maids, who
+are no better than us, enjoy the comparative luxury of only fifteen in a
+compartment away from the collisions, and snide financiers and
+questionable duchesses, who are certainly a good deal worse, sit in
+padded rooms, well protected front and rear, and never know what it is
+to be packed more than six a-side? If that isn't class distinction I
+should like to know what is. It isn't--Gawd help us!--that we wish to
+mix with these people, or that we envy their position or covet their
+wealth. Such motives have never entered into the calculations of those
+who have been foremost in Socialistic propaganda. But as thoughtful and
+self-respecting units of an integral community we object to being
+segregated by the imposition of obsolete and arbitrary barriers, we do
+resent the artificial creation of social grades, and we regard with
+antagonism and distrust the unjust accumulation of labour-created wealth
+in the hands of the idle and incapable few.
+
+"But if this is the standpoint of the great mass of the democracy, to us
+of the Amalgamated Unions of Railway Workers and Permanent Way Staffs
+the invidious distinction has a closer significance. As ordinary
+citizens our sense of equality is outraged by the demarcations I have
+referred to; but as our work often places us in a temporary
+subordination to the occupants of these so-called first and second
+classes, whom we despise intellectually and resent economically, we
+incur the additional stigma of having to render them an external
+deference which we recognise to be obsolete and servile. The Arden and
+Avon Valley case, which earned the martyrdom of dismissal for William
+Jukson and ultimately involved forty thousand of us in a now historic
+strike, simply because that heroic man categorically refused to the
+doddering Duke of Pentarlington any other title than the honourable
+appellation of 'Comrade,' is doubtless still fresh within your minds. We
+lost on that occasion through insufficiency of funds, but the ducal
+portmanteau over which William Jukson took his memorable stand, will yet
+serve as a rallying point to a more successful issue."
+
+Mr Mulch paused for approbation, which was not stinted, but before he
+could resume, a passionate little man who had been rising to a more
+exalted state of fervour with every demand, suddenly hurled himself like
+a human wedge into the forefront of the proceedings.
+
+"Kumrids!" he exclaimed, breathless from the first, "with your kind
+permission I would say a few words embodying a suggestion which, though
+not actually included in the agenda, is quite in 'armony with the
+subject before us."
+
+"Won't it keep?" suggested a tired delegate hopefully.
+
+"The suggestion is briefly this," continued the little man, far too
+enthusiastic to notice any interruption, "that as a tribute to William
+Jukson's sterling determination and as a perpetual reminder of the
+issues raised, we forthwith add to the banners of the Amalgamated Unions
+one bearing an allegorical design consisting of two emblematic figures
+struggling for the possession of a leather portmanteau with the words
+'No Surrender!' beneath. The whole might be made obvious to a person of
+the meanest intelligence by the inscription 'A. and A. V. Ry. Test Case.
+W. J. upholds the Principles of Social Democracy and Vindicates the
+People's Rights,' running round."
+
+"Why should he be running round?" asked a slow-witted member of the
+deputation.
+
+"Who running round?" demanded the last speaker, amenable to outside
+influence now that he had said his say.
+
+"William Jukson. Didn't you say he was to be on this banner vindicating
+the people's rights running round? He stood there on the platform, man
+to man, so I've always heard."
+
+The redoubtable Jukson's champion cast a look of ineffable contempt upon
+his simple brother and made a gesture expressive of despair. "That's
+all," he said, and sat down.
+
+Mr Mulch resumed his interrupted innings. "The suggestion will doubtless
+receive attention if submitted through the proper channels," he remarked
+a little coldly. It was one thing to take the indomitable Jukson under
+his own aegis; quite another to countenance his canonisation at a period
+when strenuous candidates were more numerous than remunerative niches.
+"But to revert to the subject in hand from which we have strayed
+somewhat. It only remains for me to say that all artificial distinctions
+between class and class are distasteful to the people at large,
+detestable to the powerful Unions on whose behalf we are here to-day,
+and antagonistic to the interests of the community. We confidently look,
+therefore, to the present Government to put an end to a state of things
+that is inconsistent with the maintenance of practical Socialism."
+
+Towards this proposal, also, Mr Tubes turned a friendly ear, but he
+admitted that in practice his sympathies must be purely platonic, for
+the time at least. In truth, the revenue yielded by the taxation of
+first and second class tickets was so considerable that it could not be
+ignored. Many people adopted the third class rather than suffer the
+exaction, and the receipts of all the railway companies in the kingdom
+fell considerably--to the great delight of that large section of the
+Socialistic party that had not yet begun to think. But the majority of
+the wealthy still paid the price, and not a few among the weak, aged,
+and timorous, among children, old men, and ladies, were driven to the
+superior classes which they could ill afford by the increased difficulty
+of finding a seat elsewhere, and by the growing truculence of the
+workmen who were thrust upon them in the thirds. For more than a decade
+it had been observed that when a seat in tram or train was at stake the
+age of courtesy was past, but a new Burke, listening to the conversation
+of those around, might too frequently have cause to think that the age
+of decency had faded also. Another development, contributing to the
+maintenance of the higher classes, was the fact that one was as heavily
+mulcted if he turned to any of the other forms of more exclusive
+travelling. Private carriages of all kinds were the butt of each
+succeeding Budget, even bicycles (unless owned by workmen) were not
+exempt; and so heavily was the Chancellor's hand laid upon motor cars
+(except such as were the property of Members of Parliament) that even
+the Marquis of Kingsbery was satisfied, and withdrew his threat to haunt
+the Portsmouth Road with an elephant gun.
+
+And yet, despite the persistence of a Stuart in imposing taxation and
+the instincts of a Vespasian in making it peculiarly offensive, the
+Treasury was always in desperate straits. The reason was not far to
+seek. In the old days Liberal governments had at times proved
+extravagant; Tory governments had perhaps oftener proved even more
+extravagant; but in each case it was the tempered profusion of those who
+through position and education were too careless to count their pence
+and too unconcerned to be dazzled by their pounds. The Labour and the
+Socialist administrations proved superlatively extravagant: and there is
+nothing more irredeemable than the spendthrift recklessness of your
+navvy who has unexpectedly "come into money." The beggar was truly on
+horseback, or, to travel with the times, he had set off in his motor
+car, and he was now bowling along the great high-road towards the
+cliff-bound sea of national perdition, a very absent-minded beggar
+indeed, with a merry hand upon the high speed gear.
+
+"I am with you heart and soul," therefore declared Mr Tubes as a man,
+and as a member of the Cabinet added--"in principle. But the
+contemplated Act for providing State maintenance of strikers, in strikes
+approved of by the Board of Trade, makes it extremely undesirable to
+abolish any of the existing sources of revenue, at least until we see
+what the measure will involve."
+
+"Save on the Navy, then," growled a malcontent in the rear rank.
+
+"We have already reduced the Navy to the fullest extent that we consider
+it desirable to go at present; that is to say, to the common-sense
+limit--equality with any one of the other leading powers."
+
+"The Army, then."
+
+"We have already reduced the Army very considerably, but with a navy on
+the lines which I have indicated and an army traditionally weaker at the
+best than those of the great military powers, which are also naval
+powers, is it prudent?" The gesture that closed the sentence clearly
+expressed Mr Tubes's own misgivings on the subject. He had always been
+regarded as a moderate though a vacillating man among his party, and the
+"reduce everything and chance it" policy of a powerful section of the
+Cabinet disturbed his rest at times.
+
+"Why halt ye between two opinions?" exclaimed a clear and singularly
+sweet voice from the doorway. "Temporise not with the powers of darkness
+when the day of opportunity is now at hand. Sweep away arms and armies,
+engines of war and navies, in one vast and irresistible wave of
+Universal Brotherhood. Beat the swords into ploughshares, cast your guns
+into instruments of music, let all strife cease. Extend the hand of
+friendship and equality not only man to man and class to class, but
+nation to nation and race to race. Make a great feast, and in love and
+fellowship compel them to come in: so shall you inaugurate the reign of
+Christ anew on earth."
+
+Every one looked at the speaker and then glanced at his neighbour with
+amusement, contempt, enquiry, here and there something of approval, in
+his eye. "The Mad Parson," "Brother Ambrose," "The Ragged Priest," "St
+Ambrose of Shadwell," ran from lip to lip as a few recognised the
+tonsured barefoot figure standing in his shabby cassock by the door. Mr
+Tubes alone, seated out of the range of whispers and a victim to the
+defective sight that is the coal-pit heritage throughout the world,
+received no inkling of his identity, and, assuming that he was a late
+arrival of the deputation, sought to extend a gentle conciliation.
+
+"The goal of complete disarmament is one that we never fail to strive
+for," he accordingly replied, "but our impulsive comrade must admit that
+the present is hardly the moment for us to make the experiment entirely
+on our own. Prudence----"
+
+"Prudence!" exclaimed the ragged priest with flashing vehemence. "There
+is no more cowardly word in the history of that Black Art which you call
+Statecraft. All your wars, all your laws, all tyranny, injustice,
+inhumanity, all have their origin in a fancied prudence. It marks the
+downward path in whitened milestones more surely than good intentions
+pave that same decline. Dare! dare! dare! man. Dare to love your
+brother. Herod was prudent when he sought to destroy all the children of
+Bethlehem; it was prudence that led Pilate to deliver up our Master to
+the Jews. The deadly _ignis fatuus_ of prudence marched and
+counter-marched destroying armies from the East and from the West
+through every age, formed vast coalitions and dissolved them
+treacherously, made dynasties and flung them from the throne. It led
+pagan Rome, it illumined the birth of a faith now choked in official
+bonds, it danced before stricken Europe, lit the martyrs' fires, lured
+the cold greed of commerce, and now hangs a sickly beacon over
+Westminster. But prudence never raised the fallen Magdalene nor forgave
+the dying thief. Christ was not _prudent_."
+
+"Christ, who's 'e?" said a man who had a reputation for facetiousness to
+maintain. "Oh! I remember. _He's_ been dead a long time."
+
+Ambrose turned on him the face that led men and the eye that quelled.
+"My brother," he almost whispered across the room, "if you die with that
+in your heart it were better for you that He had never lived."
+
+There was something in the voice, the look, the presence, that checked
+the ready methods by which a hostile intruder was wont to be expelled.
+All recognised a blind inspired devotion beside which their own party
+enthusiasm was at the best pale and thin. Even to men who were wholly
+indifferent to the forms of religion, Ambrose's self-denying life, his
+ascetic discipline, his fanatical whole-heartedness, his noble--almost
+royal--family, and the magnetic influence which he exercised over masses
+of the most wretched of the poor and degraded gave pause for thought,
+and often extorted a grudging regard. Not a few among those who had
+dispassionately watched the rise and fall of parties held the opinion
+that the man might yet play a wildly prominent part in the nation's
+destinies and involve a tragedy that could only yet be dimly guessed:
+for most men deemed him mad.
+
+"Whatever you may wish to say this is neither the time nor the place,"
+said Mr Drugget mildly. "We are not taking part in a public meeting
+which invites discussion, but are here in a semi-private capacity to
+confer with the Home Secretary."
+
+"There is no time or place unseasonable to me, who come with Supreme
+authority," replied Ambrose. "Nor, if the man is worthy of his office,
+can the Home Secretary close his ears to the representative of the
+people."
+
+"The people!" exclaimed a startled member of the Amalgamated Unions.
+"What d'yer mean by the 'representative of the people'? _We_ are the
+representatives of the people. We _are_ the people!"
+
+"You?" replied Ambrose scornfully, sweeping the assembly with his eye
+and returning finally with a disconcerting gaze to the man who spoke,
+"you smug, easy, well-fed, well-clad, well-to-do in your little way,
+self-satisfied band of Pharisees, _you_ the people of the earth! Are you
+the poor, are you the meek, the hungry, the persecuted? You are the
+comfortable, complacent _bourgeoisie_ of labourdom. You can never
+inherit the Kingdom of Christ on earth. Outside your gates, despised of
+all, stand His chosen people."
+
+There was a low, rolling murmur of approval, growing in volume before it
+died away, but it rose not within the chamber but from the road outside.
+
+"Mr Tubes," whispered the introducer of the deputation uneasily, "give
+the word, sir. Shall we have this man put out?"
+
+"No, no," muttered Tubes, with his eyes fixed on the window and turning
+slightly pale; "wait a minute. Who are those outside?"
+
+The Member of Parliament looked out; others were looking too, and for a
+moment not only their own business was forgotten, but the indomitable
+priest's outspoken challenge passed unheeded in a curious contemplation
+of his following. At that period the sight was a new one in the streets
+of London, though afterwards it became familiar enough, not only in the
+Capital, but to the inhabitants of every large town and city throughout
+the land.
+
+Ambrose had been called "The Ragged Priest," and it was a very ragged
+regiment that formed his bodyguard; he was "The Mad Parson," and an
+ethereal mania shone in the faces of many of his followers, though as
+many sufficiently betrayed the slum-bred cunning, the inborn brutishness
+of the unchanged criminal and the hooligan, thinly cloaked beneath a
+shifty mask of assumed humility. As became "St Ambrose," the banners
+which here and there stood out above the ranks--mere sackcloth standards
+lashed to the roughest poles--nearly all bore religious references in
+their crude emblems and sprawling inscriptions. The gibes at charity,
+the demands for work of an earlier decade had given place to another
+phase. "Christ is mocked," was one; "Having all things in common," ran
+another; while "As it was in the beginning," "Equality, in Christ," "Thy
+Kingdom come," might frequently be seen. But a more significant note was
+struck by an occasional threat veiled beneath a text, as "The sun shall
+be turned into darkness, the moon into blood," though their leader
+himself never hinted violence in his most impassioned flights. Among the
+upturned faces a leisurely observer might have detected a few that were
+still conspicuous in refinement despite their sordid settings--women
+chiefly, and for the most part fanatical converts who had been swept off
+their feet by Ambrose's eloquence in the more orthodox days when he had
+thrilled fashionable congregations from the pulpit of a Mayfair church.
+Other women there were in plenty; men, old and young; even a few
+children; dirty, diseased, criminal, brutalised, vicious, crippled, the
+unemployed, the unemployable. Beggars from the streets, begging on a
+better lay; thieves hopeful of a larger booty; malcontents of every
+phase; enemies of society reckoning on a day of reckoning; the
+unfortunate and the unfortunates swayed by vague yearnings after
+righteousness; schemers striving for their private ends; with a salting
+of the simple-hearted; all held together so far by the vehement
+personality of one fanatic, and glancing down the ranks one could
+prophesy what manner of monster out of the depths this might prove when
+it had reached rampant maturity. Poverty, abject poverty, was the
+dominant note; for all who marched beneath the ragged banner must go in
+rags.
+
+Mr Drugget was the first to recover himself. "Look here," he said,
+turning to Ambrose aggressively, "I don't quite catch on to your game,
+but that's neither here nor there. If you want to know what I call it, I
+call it a bit of blasted impertinence to bring a mob like that to a
+man's private house, no matter who he may be. What's more, this is an
+unlawful gathering according to Act of Parliament."
+
+"That which breaks no divine commandment cannot be unlawful," replied
+Ambrose, unmoved. "I recognise no other law. And you, who call
+yourselves Socialists and claim equality, what are your laws but the old
+privileges which you denounced in others extended to include yourselves,
+what your equality but the spoliation of those above you?"
+
+"We are practical Socialists," exclaimed one or two members with
+dignity. "As reasonable men we recognise that there must be a limit
+somewhere."
+
+"Practical is the last thing you can claim to be. You are impractical
+visionaries; for it would be as easy for a diver to pause in mid-air as
+for mankind to remain at a half-way house to Equality. All! All! Every
+man-made distinction must be swept away. Neither proprietor nor
+property, paid leader nor gain, task-work nor pride of place; nothing
+between God and man's heart. That is the only practical Socialism, and
+it is at hand."
+
+"Not while we're in office," said the Home Secretary shortly.
+
+"Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin," cast back Ambrose. "Where is now the
+great Unionist party? In a single season the sturdy Liberal stronghold
+crumbled into dust. You deposed a Labour government that was deemed
+invulnerable in its time. Beware, the hand is already on the wall. Those
+forces which you so blindly ignore will yet combine and crush you."
+
+It was not unlikely. In former times it would have required barricades
+and some personal bravery. But with universal suffrage the power of the
+pauper criminal was no less than that of the ducal millionaire, and the
+alcohol lunatic, presenting himself at the poll between the spasms of
+_delirium tremens_, was as potent a force as the philosopher. A party
+composed of paupers, aliens, chronic unemployed, criminals, lunatics,
+unfortunates, the hysterical and degenerate of every kind, together with
+so many of the working classes as might be attracted by the glamour of a
+final and universal spoliation, led by a sincere and impassioned
+firebrand, might yet have to be reckoned with.
+
+"And you, comrade?" said a railway-man with pardonable curiosity. "When
+you've had your little fling, who's going to turn _you_ out and come
+in?"
+
+"We!" exclaimed Ambrose with a touch of genuine surprise; "how can you
+be so blind! We represent the ultimate destiny of mankind."
+
+In another age and another place a form of government called the States
+General, and largely composed of amiable clerics, had been called up to
+redress existing grievances. Being found too slow, it gave place to the
+National Assembly, and, to go yet a little faster, became the
+Legislative Assembly. This in turn was left behind by the more
+expeditious Girondins, but as even they lagged according to the bustling
+times, the Jacobins came into favour. The ultimate development of
+quick-change Equality was reached in the Hebertists. From one to another
+had been but a step, and they were all "The People"; but while the
+States General had looked for the millennium by the abolition of a
+grievance here and there, and the lightening of a chafing collar in the
+mass, the followers of Hebert found so little left for them to abolish
+that they abolished God. The experiment convinced the sagest of the
+leaders that human equality is only to be found in death, and, true to
+their principles, they "equalised" a million of their fellow-countrymen
+through the instrumentality of the guillotine, and other forms of moral
+suasion. Grown more tender-hearted, "The People" no longer thirsted for
+another section of "The People's" blood--only for their money; and in
+place of Fouquier-Tinville and the Gentleman with the Wooden Frame,
+their instruments of justice were represented by a Chancellor of the
+Exchequer, and an individual delivering blue papers.
+
+"We represent the ultimate destiny of mankind: absolute equality,"
+announced Ambrose. "Any other condition is inconsistent with the
+professions to which your party has repeatedly pledged itself. Will you,
+my brother," he continued, addressing himself to the Home Secretary,
+"receive a deputation?"
+
+The deputation was already waiting at the outer door, three men and
+three women. It included a countess, a converted house-breaker, and an
+anarchist who had become embittered with life since the premature
+explosion of one of his bombs had blown off both his arms and driven him
+to subsist on the charitable. The other three were uninteresting
+nonentities, but all were equal in their passion for equality.
+
+"We are all pledged to the principle of social equality, and every step
+in that direction that comes within the range of practical politics must
+have our sympathy," replied Mr Tubes. "Further than that I am not
+prepared to commit myself at present. That being the case, there would
+be no object in receiving a deputation." To this had Mr Tubes come at
+last.
+
+"The unending formula," said Brother Ambrose with weary bitterness. "...
+Bread, and you give them stones ... Man," he cried with sudden energy,
+"almost within your grasp lies the foundation of New Jerusalem,
+tranquil, smiling, sinless. What stands in your way? Nothing, nothing!
+truly nothing but the heavy shadow of the old and cruel past. Throw it
+off; is it not worth doing? No more spiritual death, no more sorrow of
+the things of this world, nor crying, 'Neither shall there be any more
+pain: for the former things are passed away.'"
+
+"I have nothing more to say," responded the Home Secretary coldly,
+bending over his desk to write.
+
+"Then I have much more to do," retorted Ambrose impetuously, "and that
+shall be with the sword of my mouth." He strode from the room with an
+air that no amount of legislative equality could ever confer upon any of
+those he left behind, and a moment later his ragged escort was in motion
+homeward--slumward.
+
+"Kumreds," said Mr Tubes, looking up, "the harmony of the occasion has
+been somewhat impaired by an untoward incident, but on the whole I think
+that you may rest well satisfied with the result of your
+representations. Having another appointment I must now leave you, but I
+have given instructions for some beer and sandwidges to be brought in,
+and I trust that in my enforced absence you will all make yourselves
+quite at home." He shook hands with each man present and withdrew.
+
+"Beer and sandwidges!" muttered Comrade Tintwistle, with no affectation
+of delight, to a chosen spirit. "And this is the man we pay fifty quid a
+week to!"
+
+"Ah!" assented the friend, following Mr Tubes's hospitable directions by
+strolling round the room and fingering the ornaments. "Well, when it
+comes to a general share-out I don't know but what I should mind having
+this here little round barometer for my parlour."
+
+"Neat little thing," assented Tintwistle with friendly interest. "What
+does it say?"
+
+"Seems to be dropping from 'Change' to 'Stormy,'" read the friend.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+MISS LISLE TELLS A LONG POINTLESS STORY
+
+
+Sir John Hampden lived within a stone-throw of the Marble Arch; George
+Salt had established himself in Westminster; and about midway between
+the two, in the neighbourhood of Pall Mall, a convenient but quite
+unostentatious suite of offices had been taken and registered as the
+headquarters of the Unity League.
+
+The Unity League was a modern organisation that had come into existence
+suddenly, and with no great parade, within a week of that day when
+George Salt had forced Hampden to hear what he wished to say, a day now
+nearly two years ago. The name was simple and commonplace, and therefore
+it aroused neither curiosity nor suspicion; it was explained by the fact
+that it had only one object: "By constitutional means to obtain an
+adequate representation of the middle and upper classes in Parliament,"
+a phrase rendered by the lighter-hearted members colloquially as "To
+kick out the Socialists." The Government, quite content to govern
+constitutionally (in the wider sense) and to be attacked
+constitutionally (in the narrower sense), treated the existence of the
+Unity League as a playful ebullition on the part of the milch sections
+of society, and raised the minimum income-tax to four and threepence as
+a sedative.
+
+At first the existence of the League met with very little response and
+no enthusiasm among those for whom it was intended. It had become an
+article of faith with the oppressed classes that no propagandism could
+ever restore an equitable balance of taxation. Every change must
+inevitably tend to be worse than the state before. To ask the working
+classes (the phrase lingered; by the demarcation of taxation it meant
+just what it conventionally means to-day, and, similarly, it excluded
+clerical workers of all grades)--to ask this privileged class which
+dominated practically every constituency to throw out their own people
+and put in a party whose avowed policy would be to repeal the Employers'
+Liability Act (Extended), the Strikes Act, the Unemployed Act, the
+Amended Companies Act, the Ecclesiastical Property Act, the infamous
+Necessity Act, and a score of other preposterous Acts of Injustice
+before they even gave their attention to anything else, had long been
+recognised to be grotesque. A League, therefore, which spoke of working
+towards freedom on constitutional lines fell flat. The newspapers
+noticed it in their various individual fashions, and all but the
+Government organs extended to it a welcome of cold despair. The general
+reader gathered the impression that he might look for its early demise.
+
+The first revulsion of opinion came when it was understood that Sir John
+Hampden had returned to public life as the President of the League. What
+his name meant to his contemporaries, how much the League gained from
+his association, may be scarcely realised in an age existing under
+different and more conflicting conditions. Briefly, his personality
+lifted the effort into the plane--not of a national movement, for with
+the nation so sharply riven by two irreconcilable interests that was
+impossible, but certainly beyond all cavil as to motives and methods.
+When it was further known that he was not lending his name
+half-heartedly as to a forlorn hope, or returning reluctantly as from a
+tardy sense of duty, men began to wonder what might lie behind.
+
+The first public meeting of the newly formed League deepened the
+impression. Men and women of the middle and upper classes were invited
+to become members. The annual subscription being a guinea, none but
+adults were expected. Those of the working class were not invited. If
+the subscription seemed large, the audience was asked to remember what
+lay at stake, and to compare with it the case of the artisan cheerfully
+contributing his sixpence a week to the strike fund of his class. "As a
+result there is a Strikes Act now in force," the President reminded
+them, "and the artisan no longer pays the cost----"
+
+"No, we do," interjected a listener.
+
+"I ask you to pay it for three years longer; no more, perhaps less,"
+replied Hampden with a reassuring smile, and his audience stared.
+
+If the subscription seemed large for an organisation of the kind the
+audience was assured that it was by no means all, or even the most, that
+would be expected of them. They must be prepared to make some sacrifice
+when called upon; the nature he could not indicate at that early stage.
+No balance sheet would be published; no detailed reports would be
+issued. There would be no dances, no garden-parties, no club houses, no
+pretty badges. The President warned them that membership offered no
+facilities for gaining a precarious footing in desirable society,
+through the medium of tea on the Vicarage lawn, or croquet in the Home
+Park. "We are not playing at tin politics nowadays," he caustically
+remarked.
+
+That closed the exordium. In a different vein Hampden turned to review
+the past, and with the chartered freedom of the man who had prophesied
+it all, he traced in broad lines and with masterly force the course of
+Conservative ineptitude, Radical pusillanimity, Labour selfishness, and
+Socialistic tyranny. What would be the crowning phase of grab
+government? History foreshadowed it; common-sense certified it. Before
+the dark curtain of that last stupendous act the wealth and wisdom, the
+dignity and responsibility of the nation, stood in paralysed expectancy.
+
+There was a telling pause; a dramatic poignant silence hung over the
+massed crowd that listened to the one man who could still inspire a
+kindling spark of hope. Then, just at the opportune moment, a friendly
+challenge gave the effective lead:
+
+"And what does Sir John Hampden offer now?"
+
+"Absolute victory," replied the speaker, with the thrilling energy of
+quiet but assured conviction, "and with it the ending of this nightmare
+dream of life in which we are living now, when every man in his
+half-guilty helplessness shuns his own thoughts, and all are filled with
+a new unnatural pain: the shame of being Englishmen. Blink the fact or
+not, it is civil war upon which we are now engaged. Votes are the
+weapons, and England and her destiny, nothing more or less, are the
+stakes. It has frequently been one of the curious features even of the
+most desperate civil struggles of the past, that while battles were
+raging all around, towns besieged, and thrones falling, commerce was at
+the same time being carried on as usual, wordy controversies on trivial
+alien subjects were being hotly discussed by opposing sections, as
+though their pedantic differences were the most serious matters in the
+world, and the ordinary details of everyday life were proceeding as
+before. So it is to-day, but civil, social, war is in our midst,
+and--again blink it or not--we are losing, and wage it as it is being
+waged we shall continue to lose. I am not here to-day to urge the
+justice of our cause, to palliate unwise things done, to indulge in
+regrets for wise things left undone. One does not discuss diplomacy in
+the middle of a battle. I am here to hold out a new hope for the triumph
+of our cause, for the revival of an era of justice, for the recovered
+respect of nations. I have never been accused of undue optimism, yet
+fully weighing my words, I stand on this platform to-night to share with
+you my conviction that it is within our power, in three years' time, to
+send an overwhelming majority of our reconstructed party into power, to
+reduce the income-tax to a sane and normal level, and to recommence the
+building up of a treasonably neglected navy."
+
+Another man--perhaps any other man--would have been met by ridicule, but
+Hampden's reputation was unique. The one point of emphasis that could
+not fail to impress itself upon every listener was that there _was_
+something behind all this. It was a point that did not convey itself
+half so forcefully in the newspaper reports, so that, as Socialists and
+their friends did not attend the meetings (even as members of the
+wealthier classes had ignored Socialistic "vapourings" in days gone by),
+any menace to the Government that the League might contain was lost on
+them for the present. It was the moral of an old fable: the Dog in
+Luxury grown slothful and unready.
+
+The subscription deterred few. It was an epoch when everything was,
+apparently, being given away for nothing; though never had the
+grandfatherly maxim that in business nothing ever is offered without its
+price, been so keenly observed. But superficially, to ride in a penny
+'bus entitled one to a probable pension for life; to buy a pound of tea
+was only the preliminary to being presented with a motor-car or a grand
+piano. Fortunes lurked in cigarette boxes, whole libraries sprang
+gratuitously from the columns of the daily papers; not only oxen, but
+silver spoons inexhaustible were compressed within the covers of each
+jar of meat extract, and buried treasure, "Mysterious Millionaires," and
+"Have-you-that-ten-pound-note?" men littered the countryside. To be
+asked to subscribe a guinea for nothing definite in return, was
+therefore a pleasing novelty which took amazingly. So, too, the idea of
+participating in some sort of legal revolution which would entail
+sacrifices and result in unexpected developments, was found to be
+delightfully invigorating. How the movement spread is a matter of
+history. Incomes had been reduced wholesale, yet, so great was the
+confidence in Hampden's name, that many members sent their subscription
+ten times told. When he asked, as he frequently did at the close of a
+meeting, for recruits who were willing to devote their whole time unpaid
+to the work in various departments, more than could be accepted were
+invariably forthcoming. All members proselytised on their own
+initiative, but within these there were thousands of quiet and devoted
+workers who were in close touch with the office of the League. They
+acted on detailed instructions in their methods, and submitted regular
+reports of progress and of the state of public feeling in every part of
+the kingdom and among every class of the community. To what length the
+roll of membership had now extended only two men knew, even
+approximately. All that could be used as a guide was the fact that it
+was the exception rather than the rule anywhere to find a family among
+the classes aimed at, that did not contain at least one member; while
+London, within the same indicated limits, had practically gone solid for
+membership.
+
+And George Salt? The public knew nothing of him; his name did not appear
+in connection with the League, nor did he ever take a place among the
+notables upon the platform at its meetings. But the thousands of the
+inner ring knew him very well, and few whose business led them to the
+offices missed encountering him. He was officially supposed to be a
+League secretary to Sir John Hampden, endowed with large discretionary
+powers.
+
+At the moment when this chapter opens he was receiving in his office a
+representative of the leading Government organ: a daily paper which
+purveyed a mixture of fervent demagogism and child-like inconsistency,
+for the modest sum of one halfpenny. _The Tocsin_, as it was called, was
+widely read by a public who believed every word it contained, with that
+simple credulity in what is printed which is one of the most pathetic
+features of the semi-illiterate.
+
+Mr Hammet, the representative of _The Tocsin_, had come to find out what
+was really behind the remarkable spread of the Unity League. Possibly
+members of the Government were beginning to fidget. Salt had seen him
+for the purpose of telling him everything else that he cared to know. To
+enquirers, the officials of the League were always candid and open, and
+laughingly disclaimed any idea of a mysterious secret society. So Salt
+admitted that they really hoped for a change of public opinion shortly;
+that they based their calculation on the inevitable swing of the
+pendulum, and so forth. He allowed it to be drawn easily from him that
+they had great faith in party organisation, and that perhaps--between
+themselves and not for publication--the Government would be surprised by
+a substantial lowering of their majority at the next election, as a
+result of quiet, unostentatious "spade work." "As a party we are not
+satisfied with the state of things," he said. "We cannot be expected to
+be satisfied with it, and we are certainly relying on a stronger
+representation in opposition to make our views felt."
+
+"Quite right," said Mr Hammet sympathetically. He closed the note-book
+in which he had made a few entries and put it away, to indicate that his
+visit was officially at an end, and whatever passed between them now was
+simply one private gentleman talking to another, and might be regarded
+as sacredly confidential. Salt also relaxed the secretarial manner which
+he had taken the pains to acquire, and seemed as though he would be glad
+of a little human conversation with a man who knew life and Fleet
+Street: which meant, of course, that both were prepared to be
+particularly alert.
+
+"I was at one of your meetings the other night--the Albert Hall one,"
+remarked the newspaper man casually. "Your Chief fairly took the crowd
+with him. No being satisfied with a strong opposition for him! Why, he
+went bald-headed for sweeping the country and going in with a couple of
+hundred majority or so."
+
+Salt laughed appreciatively. "No good being down-hearted," he replied.
+"That was the end of all the old organisations. 'We see no hope for the
+future, so you all may as well mark time,' was their attitude, and they
+dropped out. 'When anything turns up we intend being ready for it, so
+come in now,' we say."
+
+"Seems to take all right too," admitted Mr Hammet. "I was offered a
+level dollar by a friend of mine the other day that you had over half a
+million members. I took it in a sporting spirit, because I know that
+half a million needs a lot of raking in, and I put it at rather less
+myself--but, of course, as you are close about it we can never settle
+up." Half a million, it may be observed, was everybody's property, as an
+estimate on "excellent authority."
+
+"We don't publish figures, as a matter of fact," admitted Salt
+half-reluctantly, "but I don't know why there should be any very
+particular secret about it----"
+
+"Oh, every office has its cupboards and its skeletons," said Mr Hammet
+generously. "But if one could see inside," he added with a knowing look,
+"I think that I should win."
+
+"No," exclaimed Salt suddenly. "I don't mind telling you in confidence.
+We have passed the half million: passed it last--well, some time ago."
+
+"Lucky for me that it is in confidence," remarked the pressman with a
+grimace, "or I should have to pay up. What is the exact figure, then?"
+he ventured carelessly.
+
+"No one could quite tell you that," replied Salt, equally off-hand.
+
+"Six hundred thousand?" suggested Mr Hammet.
+
+"Oh, that is a considerable advance,--a hundred thousand," admitted Salt
+with transparent disappointment. It is not pleasant when you have
+impressed your man to have him expecting too much the next minute.
+
+"I was thinking of the old Buttercup League," said Mr Hammet. "You took
+the remains over, lock, stock, and barrel, I believe?"
+
+"Yes, all that would come. Half belonged to your party really, and half
+of the remainder were children. What an organisation that was in its
+time! A million and a half!" The smart young newspaper man noted Mr
+Salt's open admiration for these figures. It convinced him that the
+newer League was not yet within measurable distance of half that total.
+
+"And in the end it did--what?" he remarked.
+
+Salt was bound to apologise. "What is there to do, after all?" he
+admitted. "What can you do but keep your people together, show them
+where their interest lies, and wait?"
+
+"And rake in the shekels?" suggested Mr Hammet airily.
+
+"Oh, that!" agreed Salt a little uneasily. "Of course one has to look
+after the finances."
+
+"Ra-ther," agreed Mr Hammet. "Wish I had the job. Do you smoke here as a
+general thing?"
+
+"Oh yes," replied Salt, who never did. "Try one of these."
+
+"Fairish cigars. Better than you'd find in the old man's private box up
+at our show," was the verdict. "But then we haven't a revenue of half a
+million."
+
+"Of course I rely on you not to say anything about our numbers," said
+the secretary anxiously.
+
+The visitor made a reassuring gesture, expressive of inviolable secrecy.
+"Though I suppose you have to make a return for income-tax purposes," he
+mused. "My aunt! what an item you must have!"
+
+"No," replied Salt. "We do not pay anything."
+
+Mr Hammet stared in incredulous surprise. "How do you manage to work
+it?" he demanded familiarly. "You don't mean that they have forgotten
+you?"
+
+"No; it's quite simple," explained Salt. "Your friends made the funds
+and incomes of Trades Unions sacred against claims and taxes of every
+kind a few years ago, and we rank as a Trade Union."
+
+"Don't call them my friends, please God," exclaimed Mr Hammet with
+ingratiating disloyalty. "I work as in a house of bondage. You don't
+publish any balance-sheet, by the way, do you?"
+
+"No, we don't see why we should let every one know how the money is
+being spent. No matter how economically things are carried on there are
+always some who want to interfere."
+
+"Especially if they sampled your weeds," suggested the visitor
+pleasantly. "Pretty snug cribs you must have, but that's not my
+business. Between ourselves, what does Sir John draw a year?"
+
+"Nothing," protested Salt eagerly, too eagerly. "As President of the
+League he does not receive a penny."
+
+Sharp Mr Hammet, who prided himself upon being a terror for exposures
+and on having a record of seven flagrant cases of contempt of court,
+read the secretary's eagerness like an open book. "But then there are
+Committees, Sub-committees, Executives, Emergency Funds, and what not,"
+he pointed out, "and our unpaid League President may be Chairman of one,
+and Secretary of another, and Grand Master of a third with a royal
+salary from each, eh? Can you assure me----"
+
+"Oh, well; of course," admitted Salt, cornered beyond prevarication,
+"that is a private matter that has to do with the officials of the
+League alone. But you may take it from me that every one in these
+offices earns his salary whatever it may be."
+
+Mr Hammet smiled his polite acquiescence broadly.
+
+"Same here, changing the scene of action to Stonecutter Street," he
+commented. "Do you happen to know how Sir John came to start this
+affair? Well, Tagg M.P. met Miss Hampden once and wanted to marry her.
+He called on Sir John, who received him about as warmly as a shoulder of
+Canterbury lamb even before he knew what his business was. When he did
+know, he gave such an exhibition of sheet lightning that Tagg, who is
+really a very level-headed young fellow in general, completely lost his
+nerve and tried to dazzle him into consenting, by offering him a safe
+seat in the Huddersfield division and a small place in the Government if
+he'd consent to put up as a bracketted Imperialist hyphened Socialist.
+Then the old man kicked Tagg out of the house, and swore to do the same
+with his Government within three years. At least that's what I heard
+about the time, but very likely there isn't a word of truth in it;" a
+tolerably safe inference on Mr Hammet's part, as, in point of fact, he
+had concocted Mr Tagg's romance on the spur of the moment.
+
+"No," volunteered Salt. "I don't think that that is the true story, or I
+should have heard something about it. It's rather curious that you
+should have mentioned it. I believe----But it's scarcely worth taking
+up your time with."
+
+"Not at all: I mean that I am quite interested," protested Mr Hammet.
+
+"Well--of course it sounds rather absurd in the broad light of day, but
+I believe, as a matter of fact, that he was led into founding the League
+simply as the result of a dream."
+
+"A dream!" exclaimed Mr Hammet, deeply surprised. "What sort of a
+dream?"
+
+"Well, it naturally must have been a rather extraordinary dream to
+affect him so strongly. In fact you might perhaps call it a vision."
+
+"A vision!" repeated Mr Hammet, thoroughly absorbed in the mysterious
+element thus brought in. "Do I understand that this is Sir John's own
+explanation?" Hampden's sudden return to activity had, indeed, from time
+to time been a riddle of wide interest.
+
+"Oh no," Salt hastened to correct. "I expect that he would be the last
+man to admit it, or to offer any explanation at all. Of course the
+history of the world has been changed in every age through dreams and
+visions, but that explanation nowadays, in a weighty matter, would run
+the risk of being thought trivial and open to ridicule."
+
+"But what do you base your deductions upon, then?" demanded Mr Hammet,
+rather fogged by the serious introduction of this new light. "Is Sir
+John a believer in clairvoyance?"
+
+"I am afraid that I must not state the real grounds for several reasons,
+if you won't think me discourteous," replied Salt firmly. "But this I
+may say: that I had occasion to see Sir John late one night, and then he
+had not the faintest intention of coming forward. Early the following
+morning I saw him again, and by that time the whole affair was cut and
+dried. Of course you are at liberty to confirm or contradict the story
+just as you like, if you should happen to come across it again."
+
+In a state of conscious bewilderment through which he was powerless to
+assert himself, Mr Hammet submitted to polite dismissal. The visible
+result of his interview was half a column of peptonised personalities in
+_The Tocsin_, rendered still easier of assimilation to the dyspeptic
+mind by being well cut up into light paragraphs and garnished with
+sub-headings throughout. The unseen result, except to the privileged
+eyes of half a dozen people, was a confidential report which found its
+way ultimately into the desk of the Home Secretary. The following points
+summarised Mr Hammet's deductions.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"The Unity League probably has a membership of half a million. It may be
+safely assumed that it does not exceed that figure by a hundred thousand
+at the most.
+
+"While largely recruiting by the device of holding out a suggestion of
+some indefinite and effective political scheme, the policy of the League
+will be that of _laisser faire_, and its influence may be safely
+ignored. Very little of its vast income is spent in propagandism or
+organisation. On the contrary, there is the certainty that considerable
+sums are lying at short notice at the banks, and strong evidence that
+equally large sums have been sent out of the country through the agency
+of foreign houses.
+
+"Many men of so-called 'good position' enjoy obvious sinecure posts
+under the League, and all connected with the organisation appear to draw
+salaries disproportionate to their positions, and in some cases wildly
+disproportionate.
+
+"The plain inference from the bulk of evidence is that the League is,
+and was formed to be, the preserve for a number of extravagant and
+incapable unemployed of the so-called upper and upper-middle classes,
+who have organised this means of increasing their incomes to balance the
+diminution which they have of late years experienced through the
+equalising legislation of Socialism. The money sent abroad is doubtless
+a reserve for a few of the higher officials to fall back on if future
+contingencies drive them out of this country.
+
+"This information has been carefully derived from a variety of sources,
+including John Hampden's secretary, a man called Salt. Salt appears to
+be a simple, unsuspicious sort of fellow, and with careful handling
+might be used as a continual means of securing information in the future
+should there be any necessity."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The simple, unsuspicious secretary had dismissed Mr Hammet with scarcely
+another thought as soon as that gentleman had departed. In order to fit
+himself for the requirements of his new sphere of action, Salt had,
+during the past two years, compelled himself to acquire that art of
+ready speech which we are told is the most efficient safeguard of our
+thoughts. But he hated it. Most of all he despised the necessity of
+engaging in such verbal chicane as Mr Hammet's mission demanded. Of that
+mission he had the amplest particulars long before the representative of
+_The Tocsin_ had passed his threshold. He knew when he was coming, why
+he was coming, and the particular points upon which information was
+desired. He could have disconcerted Hammet beyond measure by placing
+before him a list of all those persons who had been so delicately
+sounded, together with an abstract of the results; and finally, he
+received as a matter of ordinary routine a copy of the confidential
+report three hours before it reached Mr James Tubes. Armies engaged in
+active warfare have their Intelligence Departments, and the Secret
+Service of the Unity League was remarkably complete and keen.
+
+"My name is Irene Lisle," said the next caller, and there being nothing
+particular to say in reply Salt expressed himself by his favourite
+medium--silence; but in such a way that Miss Lisle felt encouraged to
+continue.
+
+"I have come to you because I am sick of seeing things go on as they
+have been going for years, and no one doing anything. I believe that you
+_are_ going to do something."
+
+"Why?" demanded Salt with quiet interest. It mattered--it might matter a
+great deal--why this unknown Miss Lisle should have been led to form
+that conclusion.
+
+"I have a great many friends--some in London, others all over the
+country. I have been making enquiries lately, through them and also by
+other means. It is generally understood that your membership is about
+half a million, and you tacitly assent to that." She took up a scrap of
+waste paper that lay before her, and writing on it, passed it across the
+desk. "That, however, is my estimate. If I am right, or anything like
+it, you are concealing your strength."
+
+Salt took the paper, glanced at it, smiled and shook his head without
+committing himself to any expression. But he carefully burned the
+fragment with its single row of figures after Miss Lisle had left.
+
+"I have attended your meetings," continued Miss Lisle composedly, "for,
+of course, I am a member in the ordinary way. I came once as a matter of
+curiosity, or because one's friends were speaking of it, and I came
+again because, even then, I was humbled and dispirited at the shameful
+part that our country was being made to play before the world. I caught
+something, but I did not grasp all--because I am not a man, I suppose. I
+saw meeting after meeting of impassive unemotional, black-coated
+gentlemen lifted into the undemonstrative white-heat of purposeful
+enthusiasm by the suggestion of that new hope which I failed to
+understand. At one of the earliest Queen's Hall meetings I particularly
+noticed a young man who sat next to me. He was just an ordinary
+keen-faced, gentlemanly, well-dressed, athletic-looking youth, who might
+have been anything from an upper clerk to a millionaire. He sat through
+the meeting without a word or a sign of applause, but when at the finish
+twenty volunteers were asked for, to give their whole time to serving
+the object of the League, he was the first to reach the platform, with a
+happier look on his face, in the stolid English style, than I should
+have ever expected to see there. It was beyond me. Then among the
+audiences one frequently heard remarks such as 'I believe there's
+something behind it all'; 'I really think Hampden has more than an idea';
+'It strikes me that we are going to have something livelier than tea and
+tennis,' and suggestions of that kind. Some time ago, after a meeting at
+Kensington, I was walking home alone when you overtook me. Immediately in
+front were two gentlemen who had evidently been to the meeting also, and
+they were discussing it. At that moment one said emphatically to the
+other: 'I don't know what it is, but that it _is_ something I'll
+swear; and if it is I'd give them my last penny sooner than have things
+as they are.' Sir John Hampden, who was with you, looked at you
+enquiringly, and you shook your head and said, 'Not one of our men.'
+'Then I believe it's beginning to take already,' he replied."
+
+Two things occurred to Salt: that Miss Lisle might be a rather sharp
+young lady, and that he and Hampden had been unusually careless.
+"Anything else?" was all he said.
+
+"It's rather a long wild tale, and it has no particular point,"
+explained the lady.
+
+"If you can spare the time," he urged. The long pointless tale might be
+a pointer to others beside Miss Lisle.
+
+"I was cycling a little way out in the country recently," narrated Miss
+Lisle, "when I found that I required a spanner, or I could not go on. It
+was rather a lonely part for so near London, within ten or twelve miles,
+I suppose, and there was not a house to be seen. I wheeled my bicycle
+along and soon came to a narrow side lane. It had a notice 'Private
+Road' up, and I could not see far down it as it wound about very much,
+but it seemed to be well used, so I turned into it hoping to find a
+house. There was no house, for after a few turns the lane ended
+suddenly. It ended, so to speak, in a pair of large double doors--like
+those of a coach-house--for before me was a stream crossed by an iron
+bridge; immediately beyond that a high wall and the doors. But do you
+care for me to go on?"
+
+"If you please," said Salt, and paid the narrative the compliment of a
+close and tranquil attention.
+
+"It was rather a peculiar place to come on unexpectedly," continued Miss
+Lisle. "It had originally been a powder works, and the old notices
+warning intruders had been left standing; as a matter of fact a stranger
+would probably still take it to be a powder mill, but one learned
+locally that it was the depot and distributing centre of an artificial
+manure company with a valuable secret process. Which, of course, made it
+less interesting than explosives."
+
+"And less dangerous," suggested Salt, smiling.
+
+"I don't know," shot back Miss Lisle with a glance. "Mark the
+precautions. There was the stream almost enclosing this place--the size,
+I suppose, of a considerable farm--and in the powder mill days it had
+been completely turned into an island by digging a canal or moat at the
+narrowest point of the bend. Immediately on the other side of the water
+rose the high brick wall topped with iron spikes. The one bridge was the
+only way across the stream, the one set of double doors, as high as the
+wall, the only way through beyond. Inside was thickly wooded. I don't
+suggest wild animals, you know, but savage dogs would not surprise me.
+
+"As I stood there, concluding that I should have to turn back, I heard a
+heavy motor coming down the lane. It came on very quickly as though the
+driver knew the twisting road perfectly, shot across the bridge, the big
+gates fell open apparently of their own accord, and it passed inside. I
+had only time to note that it was a large trade vehicle with a square
+van-like body, before the gates had closed again."
+
+Miss Lisle paused for a moment, but she had by no means reached the end
+of her pointless adventure.
+
+"I had seen no one but the motor driver, but I was mistaken in thinking
+that there was no one else to see, for as I stood there undecided a
+small door in the large gate was opened and a man came out. He was
+obviously the gate-keeper, and in view of the notices I at once
+concluded that he was coming to warn me off, so I anticipated him by
+asking him if he could lend me a spanner. He muttered rather surlily
+that if I waited there he would see, and went back, closing the little
+door behind him. I thought that I heard the click of a self-acting lock.
+Presently he came back just as unamiable as before and insisted on
+screwing up the bolt himself--to get me away the sooner, I suppose. He
+absolutely started when I naturally enough offered him sixpence--I
+imagine the poor man doesn't get very good wages--and went quite red as
+he took it."
+
+"And all ended happily?" remarked Salt tentatively, as though he had
+expected that a possible relevance might have been forthcoming after
+all.
+
+"Happily but perplexingly," replied Miss Lisle, looking him full in the
+face as she unmasked the point of her long pointless story. "For the
+surly workman who was embarrassed by sixpence was my gentlemanly
+neighbour of the Queen's Hall meeting, and I was curious to know how he
+should be serving the object of the League by acting as a gate-keeper to
+the Lacon Equalised Superphosphate Company."
+
+Salt laughed quietly and looked back with unmoved composure. "No doubt
+many possible explanations will occur to you," he said with very
+plausible candour. "The simplest is the true one. Several undertakings
+either belong to the League or are closely connected with it, for
+increasing its revenue or for other purposes. The Lacon is one of
+these."
+
+"And I don't doubt that even the position of doorkeeper is a responsible
+one, requiring the intelligence of an educated gentleman to fill it,"
+retorted Miss Lisle. "It must certainly be an exacting one. You know
+better than I do how many great motor vans pass down that quiet little
+lane every hour. They bear the names of different companies, they are
+ingeniously different in appearance, and they pass through London by
+various roads and by-roads. But they have one unique resemblance: they
+are all driven by mechanics who are astonishingly disconcerted by the
+offer of stray sixpences and shillings! It is the same at the little
+private wharf on the canal a mile away. It was quite a relief to find
+that the bargemen were common human bargees!"
+
+Salt still smiled kindly. The slow, silent habit gives the best mask
+after all. "And why have you come to me?" he asked.
+
+"Because I _know_ that you are going to do something, and I want to
+help. I loathe the way things are being done down there." The nod meant
+the stately Palace of Westminster, though it happened to be really in
+the direction of Charing Cross, but it was equally appropriate, for the
+monuments of the Government, like those of Wren, lay all around. "Who
+can go on playing tennis as usual when an ambassador who learned his
+diplomacy in a Slaughter-housemen's Union represents us by acting
+alternately as a fool and a cad before an astounded Paris? Or have an
+interest in bridge when the Sultan of Turkey is contemptuously ordering
+us to keep our fleet out of sight of Mitylene and we apologise and obey?
+I will be content to address envelopes all day long if it will be of any
+use. Surely there are other secret processes down other little lanes? I
+will even be the doorkeeper at another artificial manure works if there
+is nothing else!"
+
+Salt sat thinking, but from the first he knew that for good or ill some
+degree of their confidence must be extended to a woman. It is the common
+experience of every movement when it swells beyond two members: or
+conspiracies would be much more dangerous to their foes.
+
+"It may be monotonous, perhaps even purposeless as far as you can see,"
+he warned. "I do not know yet, and it will not be for you to say."
+
+Miss Lisle flushed with the pleasurable thrill of blind sacrifice. "I
+will not question," she replied. "Only if there should be any need you
+might find that an ordinary uninteresting middle-class girl with a
+slangy style and a muddy complexion could be as devoted as a Flora
+Macdonald or a Charlotte Corday."
+
+Salt made a quiet deprecating gesture. "A girl with a fearless truthful
+face can be capable of any heroism," he remarked as he began to write.
+"Especially when she combines exceptional intelligence with exceptional
+discretion. Only," he added as an afterthought, "it may be uncalled-for,
+and might be inconvenient in a law-abiding constitutional age."
+
+"I quite understand that now; the conscientious addressing of circulars
+shall bound my horizon. Only, please let me be somewhere in it, when it
+_does_ come."
+
+"I say, Salt," drawled an immaculately garbed young man, lounging into
+the room, "do you happen----"
+
+Miss Lisle, who had been cut off from the door by a screen, rose to
+leave.
+
+"Oh, I say, I beg your pardon," exclaimed the young man. "They told me
+that you were alone."
+
+"I shall be disengaged in a moment," replied Salt formally. "At ten
+o'clock to-morrow morning then, Miss Lisle, please." She bowed and
+withdrew, the Honourable Freddy Tantroy, who had lingered rather
+helplessly, holding the door as she went out and favouring her with a
+criticising glance.
+
+"Always making rotten ass of myself," murmured that gentleman
+plaintively. "General Office fault. Engaging lady clerk? Not bad idea,
+but you might have gone in for really superior article while you were
+about it. Cheaper in the end. Oh, I don't know, though."
+
+"Miss Lisle came with the best of recommendations," said Salt almost
+distantly. One might have judged that he had no desire for Mr Tantroy's
+society, but that reasons existed why he should not tell him so.
+
+"Yes, I know," nodded Freddy sagely; "they do. Hockey girl, I should
+imagine. Face of the pomegranate type, carved by amateur whose hand
+slipped when he was doing the mouth. Prefer the pink and pneumatic style
+myself. Matter taste."
+
+Salt made no reply. The only possible reply was the one he denied
+himself. He occupied the time by burning a scrap of paper with a single
+row of figures.
+
+"I say, Salt. I was really coming about something, but I've forgotten
+what," announced the honourable youth after a vacuous pause. "Oh, I
+remember. That elusive old cheesecake of a hunk of mine. Do you happen
+to know where the volatile Sir John is to be unearthed?"
+
+"I imagine that your uncle is in Paris at this moment," replied Salt.
+"He is expected back to-morrow."
+
+"Paris!" exclaimed Freddy with some interest. "Good luck at the Pink
+Windmill, old boy! Anything in the air, Salt? Projected French landing
+at Brighton pier next week? Seriously, don't you think League bit of
+gilded fizzle? Expected something with coloured lights long ago."
+
+"I think that we have every reason to be satisfied with the progress,"
+replied Salt. "The weight of a great organisation must exercise some
+influence in the end."
+
+"Oh yes," retorted Mr Tantroy with a cunning look. "That's the other
+face of double-headed Johnny they have stuffed in museums. Well, all in
+good time, little Freddy, if you sit quiet." He carried out this
+condition literally for a couple of minutes, gazing pensively at a
+slender ring he wore. Then: "I'll tell you what, Salt," he continued. "I
+wish you'd use benign influence with Sir John. Tired of apeing the
+golden ass, and I am thinking of settling down. Want an office here and
+absolutely grinding hard work ten to four, and couple of thousand a year
+or so until I'm worth more. Fact is, met girl I could absolutely exist
+for ever with in gilded bird-cage. Been Vivarium lately?"
+
+"No," replied Salt.
+
+"Oh, well, no good trying my rotten powers description. Must go with me
+some night and see. She hangs by her toes to a slack wire eighty-five
+feet above the stage and sings:
+
+ 'Things are strangely upside down, dear boys.
+ Nowadays.'
+
+No getting away from it, she is positively the most crystallised damson
+that ever stepped out of lace-edged box. No fear monotony in home with
+girl like that. The very thought of it----! Well, come out and have
+drink, Salt?"
+
+"Thanks, no," replied Salt. "I've quite got out of the habit."
+
+"Great Scott!" exclaimed Freddy, aghast. "You better try some of those
+newspaper things that Johnnies with funny addresses and members of the
+Greek Royal Family write up to say have done them no end. I say, Salt, I
+suppose there is spare office in this palatial suite that I could have
+if I grappled with the gilded effort?"
+
+"I really don't know that there is." He had not the most shadowy faith
+in the Honourable Freddy's perseverance, even in intention, for a week.
+To expect any real work from him was out of the question. "We are rather
+overcrowded here as it is."
+
+"If I were you, Salt, I should insist upon the old man removing better
+premises somewhere. Place seems absolutely congealed with underlings.
+Just listen to that in next room: it's like hive of gilded bees. What is
+it?"
+
+"Simply routine work going on," said Salt half-impatiently. "Sorry I
+can't spare the time to come out with you."
+
+"Oh, that's all right-angled," said Freddy, taking the hint and rising.
+"Sorry. Pramp, pramp. You think I shall find Sir John here Friday if I
+look in?"
+
+"Yes, here; but desperately busy."
+
+"Er, thanks," drawled Freddy, with just a suggestion of vice. "Perhaps
+my uncle will be able to spare me five minutes when he has done with
+you."
+
+He drifted languidly through the door and sauntered down the passage. At
+the door of the room where the monotonous voice rose and fell in the
+ceaseless repetition of short sentences, he paused to light a cigarette.
+For perhaps a full minute he remained quite motionless, the cigarette
+between his lips, the match pressed ready against the corrugations of
+the jewelled box he held.
+
+"Listretton, Fergus, 572 Upper Holloway Road, N.
+
+"Listwell-Phelps, J. Walter, F.R.S., Department of Ethopian Antiquities,
+British Museum, W.C.
+
+"Litchit, Miss, Dressmaker, 15 The Grove, Westpoint-on-Sea.
+
+"Little, Rev. H. K., The Vicarage, Lower Skerrington, Dorset.
+
+"Little, Lieutenant-General Sir Alfred Vernon, C.B., V.C., 14a Eaton
+Square, S.W.
+
+"Littlejohn, John George, Byryxia, Cole Park, Twickenham."
+
+Freddy Tantroy lit his cigarette and passed on. The prosaic list of new
+members dictated to an entering clerk did not interest him. Five names a
+minute, three hundred an hour, three thousand a day; an ordinary day,
+weeks after any special meeting, and in the flat season of the year. But
+it did not interest Mr Tantroy. Immersed in a scheme for taxing baths,
+soda-water syphons, and asparagus beds, and further occupied with the
+unexpectedly delicate details of withdrawing from India, it did not
+interest the Government.
+
+It was only the ordinary routine work of the Unity League.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+"SCHEDULE B"
+
+
+On the following day Sir John Hampden returned from Paris. A week later
+and he had again left London. At the office of the League it was
+impossible to learn where he had gone; perhaps fishing, it was
+suggested. In any case he was taking a well-earned holiday and did not
+want to be troubled with business, so that nothing was being forwarded.
+A little later any one might know for the asking that he was in
+Berlin--and returning the next day. There was never any secret made of
+Sir John's movements if the office knew them, only he occasionally liked
+to cut himself completely off from communication in order to ensure a
+perfect rest. As soon as the office knew where he was, every one else
+could know too; only it invariably happened that he was on his way back
+by that time. The incident was repeated. Callers at Trafalgar Chambers
+found all the heads communicative and very leisured. It came out that
+nothing much was being done just then; it was not the time of the year
+for politics. For all the good they were doing three-quarters of the
+offices might be closed for the next few months and three-quarters of
+the staff take a holiday. In fact, that was what they were doing to a
+large extent. It was Mr Salt's turn as soon as Sir John got back.
+
+That time it was St. Petersburg.
+
+For a man who had been a sailor George Salt displayed a curious taste
+when he came to take his holiday. The sea had no call for him, nor the
+coast-line any charm. The inland resorts, the golf centres, moors,
+lakes, mountains and rivers, all were passed by. It was not even to an
+"undiscovered" village or some secluded country house that he turned his
+footsteps in hope of perfect change. On the contrary, where the
+ceaseless din of industry made rest impossible; where the puny but
+irresistible hands of generations of mankind had scarred the face of
+earth like a corroding growth, where the sky was shut out by smoke,
+vegetation stifled beneath a cloak of grime, day and night turned into
+one lurid vulcanian twilight, in which by bands and companies, by trains
+and outposts, dwarfish men toiled in the unlovely rhythm of hopeless,
+endless labour: the lupus-spots of nature; there Salt spent his holiday.
+Coal was the loadstone that drew him on, and in a vast contour his
+journey through that month defined the limits of the coal-fields of the
+land.
+
+In the subsequent histories of this period no mention of Salt's
+significant appearance in the provinces finds a place. Yet in presenting
+a dispassionate review of the succeeding events it is impossible to
+ignore its influence; although, to adopt a just proportion, it is not
+necessary to deal with it at length. It was not a vital detail of the
+scheme on which the League had staked its cause; it was less momentous
+than any of Hampden's three Continental missions; but by disarming
+opposition in certain influential quarters when the crisis came, it
+removed a possible cause of dissension from the first. That is its
+place.
+
+It was an indication of the extreme care with which the operations had
+been developed, that even at this point there were still only two men
+who had any real knowledge of what the plan of campaign would be. There
+were those who did not hesitate to declare that a hostile demonstration
+was being arranged by a foreign power with whom Hampden had come to an
+understanding. At a favourable moment a pretext for a quarrel would be
+found, relations would be broken off immediately, ambassadors recalled,
+and within three days England would be threatened with war. If
+necessary, an actual invasion would take place, and in view of the
+sweeping reductions in the army and navy no one thought it worth while
+to express a doubt that an actual invasion could take place. After
+arranging for a suitable indemnity the invaders would withdraw, leaving
+a provisional government in power, with Hampden at its head. This was
+the extremists' view, and the majority, feeling at heart that however
+England might be internally riven and their liberties assailed, nothing
+could ever justify so unpatriotic a course, held that Hampden was
+incapable of the step. Others suggested civil war; passive resistance to
+the payment of rates and taxes on so organised a scale as to embarrass
+the Government for supplies; an alliance, on a basis not readily
+discernible, with the rank and file of the Socialist party; the secret
+importation of a sufficient number of aliens to turn an election; and a
+variety of other ingenious devices, easy to suggest but difficult to
+maintain. Those who, like Miss Lisle, observed the most, talked the
+least.
+
+Among the working men of the country--the class that the League had come
+into being to control--it had passed into the category of a second
+Buttercup League and was ignored. A few, better informed, accepted the
+conclusions that Mr Hammet and his associates had arrived at, and
+laughed quietly in their sleeves at the thought of the coming
+humiliation of the confiding members. Last of all there remained a
+scattered few here and there, who, through natural suspicion or a
+shrewder wisdom than their fellows, had of late begun to detect in the
+existence of the League a real menace to themselves, and to urge the
+powers, and Mr Tubes in particular, to counteract its aims. It might
+have been a race, a desperate race, but for one simple thing. Hampden
+had asked for three years in which to complete his plans, and both
+friends and foes, deducing from every experience of the past, ranging
+from the opening of an exhibition to the closing of a war, had conceded
+that this meant four at least. But Hampden and the man who had been a
+sailor had no intention of being embarrassed by a race. Not three years
+meaning four, but three years meaning two, had underlain the boast, and
+at the end of two years, although there was still much to be gained by
+time and an unfettered choice of the moment of attack, there was no
+probability of being forestalled on any important point.
+
+Such was the position when Salt set out on his provincial holiday.
+
+He had nothing to learn; elementary detail of that kind belonged to
+another journey, when, more than two years ago, he had made the
+self-same tour. He did not go to offer peace or war; that die had been
+cast blindly--who shall say how many years before?--in Northampton boot
+factories, Lancashire mills, Durham coal-pits, in Radical clubs and
+Labour cabinets. But in war, and in civil war most of all, every blow
+aimed at the foe must spend its expiring force upon a friend--and
+therefore Salt went to the coal-fields.
+
+At each centre he was met by a high official of the League who had local
+knowledge. The man made his report; it concerned a list he brought, a
+list of names. Sometimes it contained only three or four names,
+sometimes as many dozens. If to each name there stood the word
+"Content," Salt passed on to his next centre. If some were reported to
+be holding out or dissatisfied, Salt remained. When he resumed his
+methodical way the word "Content" had been added to every name.
+
+Only once did failure threaten to mar his record. A Lancashire colliery
+proprietor, a man who had risen from the lowest grade of labour, as men
+more often did in the hard, healthy days of emulous rivalry than in the
+later piping times of union-imposed collective indolence, did not wish
+to listen. Positive, narrow, over-bearing, he was permeated with the
+dogmatic egotism of his successful life. He had never asked another
+man's advice; he had never made a mistake. As hard as the ground out of
+which he had carved his fortune, he hated and despised his men; they
+knew it, and hated and respected him in return. His own brother worked
+as a miner in his "1500 deep" and received a miner's wage. He hated his
+master with the rest. Lomas was the "closest" employer in the north
+central coal-field, and the richest. But there were fewer widows and
+orphans in Halghcroft than in any other pit village of its size, and
+Lomas spent nothing in insurance. Under his immediate eye cage cables
+did not snap, tram shackles part, nor did unexpected falls of shoring
+occur. His men did not smoke at their work, and no mysterious explosion
+had ever engaged the attention of a Board of Trade enquiry.
+
+Salt found him sitting in his shirt sleeves in a noble room, furnished
+in the taste and profusion of a crowded pantechnicon with the most
+costly specimens of seventeen periods of decorative art. He received him
+with his usual manner, and that was the manner of a bellicose curmudgeon
+towards an unwelcome deputation of suppliants. For emphasis, between the
+frank didactic aphorisms which formed his arguments and his rules of
+life, he banged with his fist a _lapis lazuli_ table, and lowered his
+voice in a confidential aside to inform his visitor that three thousand
+pounds was the figure that the little piece of furniture had cost him,
+and that in matters of taste he stuck at nothing--an unnecessary piece
+of information after one had cast an astonished glance around that
+bizarre room.
+
+In Lomas's future there loomed a knighthood--the consummation in his
+mind of all earthly ambition and the possible fruit of a lavish charity
+of the kind that is scarcely the greatest of the three, and his policy
+was wholly dictated by a fear of endangering his chances. He would have
+resented the suggestion, in the face of several munificent donations
+that he had recently made to certain funds, and a gracious
+acknowledgment which he had received, that the King was not following
+his career with a personal interest. What, then, was the King's attitude
+towards the Unity League and its plan of campaign? Had Salt anything to
+show? It was useless to protest the inviolability of royal neutrality;
+Lomas only banged the _lapis lazuli_. That was good enough for
+outsiders, he retorted: now, between themselves? The strong man who was
+restrained by diplomatic conventions could make no headway with the
+strong man who was frankly primitive in his selfishness, and Salt
+withdrew, baffled, but unperturbed. But the sequel was that before he
+left his hotel the following day Lomas had waited upon him with full
+acquiescence to the terms, and the central coal-field was "Content."
+
+The inference might be that at last the intentions of the League must
+have been disclosed. The reality was nothing of the kind. What had been
+revealed to these men, then--the largest employers of labour of any
+class throughout the country--to which they had signified their consent?
+it may be asked. And the truth was that nothing had been revealed; that
+even the officers of the League who sounded them were in the dark. In
+the past, industrial struggles had always been between capital and
+labour. That vaster encounter, upon which the League was now
+concentrating its energies, was not to be on such clearly defined lines,
+and in the strife capital might suffer side by side with labour. Against
+that contingency the coal influence had now been indemnified in the name
+of the Unity League and the future Government, and the guarantee had
+been accepted. It was a far-reaching precaution in the end; it narrowed
+the issue, and it secured more than neutrality in a quarter where open
+hostility might have otherwise been proclaimed. It just tended to
+realise that perfection of detail and completeness of preparation that
+mark the successful campaign.
+
+But if there was nothing more to learn in the sense that the data upon
+which the League had based its plans had long since been complete, it
+was impossible for a thoughtful observer to pass through the land
+without learning much. Even two years of increasing privilege had left a
+deeper mark. A lavish policy of "Bread and Circuses" was again depleting
+the countryside, choking the towns, and destroying the instinct of
+citizenship, just as it had speeded the decline of another world-power
+two thousand years before. While wages had remained practically
+stationary, the leisure of the working man had been appreciably
+increased, and it was now being discovered that the working man had no
+way of passing his leisure except in spending money. Betting and
+drunkenness had increased in direct ratio to the lengthened hours of
+enforced idleness, and other disquieting indications of how the time was
+being spent, were brought home to those who moved among the poor. Where
+the money came from, the books of the great thrift societies at once
+revealed. There was no longer any necessity for the working man to save;
+his wages were guaranteed, his risks of sickness and every other
+adversity were insured against, his old age was pensioned, his children
+were, if necessary, State-adopted.
+
+Even the Trades Unions had abolished their subscriptions and dissipated
+their reserves. There was no need of thrift now, for the Government was
+the working man's savings bank, and had cut out the debit pages of his
+pass-book. It was almost the Millennium. The only drawback was that,
+with all this affluence around, the working man found himself very much
+in the condition of a financial Ancient Mariner. There was a great deal
+of money being spent on him, and for him, and by him, but he never had
+any in his pocket. And the working man's wife was even worse off.
+
+Other classes there were which found themselves in the same position,
+but not by the same process. The rich were taxed up to the eyes, but the
+rich had obvious means of retrenchment. But the great mass of the middle
+class had no elastic extravagances upon which they could economise. Even
+under favourable conditions they were for the most part fulfilling
+Disraeli's pessimistic dictum: to the generality, manhood had been a
+struggle. It had passed into a failure. It stood face to face with the
+certainty of becoming a disaster. Inevitably there were tragedies.... So
+it happened that the one vivid haunting picture that George Salt carried
+down into later years from this period was not a lurid impression of
+some blackened earth-gnarled scene of Dantesque desolation, not even a
+memory of any of the incidents of his own personal triumph, but the
+sharp details of an episode that lay quite off the high-road of his
+work.
+
+He was walking along a pretty country lane one evening (for it is a
+characteristic of many of these unhappy regions that almost to the edge
+of man's squalid usurpation Nature spreads her most gracious charms)
+when a sudden thunderstorm drove him to seek the hospitality of a
+labourer's cottage.
+
+The man who opened the door was not a labourer, although he was shabbily
+dressed. He looked sombrely at his visitor. "What is it?" he asked,
+standing in the doorway with no sign of invitation.
+
+"It is raining very heavily," replied Salt. "I should like to shelter,
+if you will permit me."
+
+The man seemed to notice the downpour, which had now become a continuous
+stream, for the first time. "I'm very busy," he said churlishly.
+
+"If I might stand just inside your doorway?" suggested Salt.
+
+"No, come in," said the host with an air of sudden resolution. "After
+all----" He led the way out of the tiny entrance-hall into a room. Salt
+could not refrain from noticing that although the furniture was meagre,
+the walls were covered with paintings.
+
+"I am an artist," said the brusque tenant of the cottage, noticing the
+involuntary glance around. "Come--in return for shelter you shall tell
+me what you think of these things."
+
+"I am not a critic," replied Salt, stepping from picture to picture,
+"and it would be presumptuous, therefore, for me to give an opinion on
+works that I do not understand, although I can recognise them as
+striking and unconventional."
+
+"Ah," commented the artist. "And that?"
+
+He indicated a portrait with a nod. It was in an earlier, a smoother,
+and less characteristic style. To the man who was no artist it was a
+very beautiful painting of a very beautiful girl.
+
+"My dead wife," said the artist, as Salt stood in silent admiration. "I
+have buried her this afternoon."
+
+The man who had never known or even seen her felt a stab as he looked up
+at the lovely, smiling face.
+
+"Well," said the painter roughly, "why don't you say how sorry you are,
+or some platitude of that sort?"
+
+Salt turned away, to leave the other alone meeting the sweet eyes.
+"Because I cannot say how sorry I am," he replied with gentle pity.
+
+"Oh, my beloved!" he heard the whisper. "Not long, not long."
+
+"You are packing," Salt continued a minute later. "Let me help you--with
+some."
+
+A heap of straw and shavings littered the floor; boxes and cases stood
+ready at hand.
+
+"No," replied the man, looking moodily at his preparations. "I have
+changed my mind. I have to go on a journey to-night, but I shall leave
+this place as it is and secure the doors and windows instead."
+
+He brought tools, and together they nailed across the cottage windows
+the stout old-fashioned shutters that secured them. Neither spoke much.
+
+"Come," said the artist, when the melancholy work was complete; "the
+storm is over. Our roads lie together for a little way." He locked the
+outer door, and stood lingering reluctantly with his hand upon the key.
+"A moment," he said, unlocking the door again, and entering. "Only a
+moment. Wait for me at the gate."
+
+Salt waited as he was directed beside a dripping linden. The storm had
+indeed passed over, but the sky was low and grey. Little rivulets
+meandered in changing currents down the garden path; from beneath the
+narrow lane came the continuous sobbing rush of some unseen swollen
+water-course. The hand of despair lay heavy across the scene; it seemed
+as though Nature had wept herself out, but was uncomforted. Salt
+pictured the lonely man standing before the soulless, smiling creation
+of his own hand.
+
+The door opened, the lock again creaked mournfully as its rusty bolt was
+driven home, and without a backward glance the artist came slowly down
+the walk, twisting the clumsy key aimlessly upon his finger. He stopped
+at a tangled patch where the anemone struggled vainly among the choking
+bindweed, and the hyacinths and lupines had been beaten down to earth.
+
+"Her garden!" he said aloud, and a spasm crossed his face. "But now how
+overgrown." On a thought he dropped the key gently among the luxuriant
+growth and turned away.
+
+"I will tell you why my wife died," said the artist suddenly, after they
+had passed round a bend of the road that hid the cottage from their
+sight. "It should point a moral, and it will not take long."
+
+"It may plead a cause," replied Salt.
+
+"Ah!" exclaimed his companion, looking at him sharply. "Who are you,
+then?"
+
+"You do not know me, but you may know my business. I am Salt of the
+Unity League."
+
+"Strange," murmured the other. "Well, then, Mr Salt, my name is Leslie
+Garnet, and, as I have told you, I am an artist. Ten years ago, at the
+age of thirty, I came into a small legacy--three hundred pounds a year,
+to be precise. Up to that time I had been making a somewhat precarious
+living by illustration; on the strength of my fortune--which, of course,
+to a successful man in any walk of life would be the merest pittance--I
+rearranged my plans.
+
+"Black and white work was drudgery to me, and it would never be anything
+else, because it was not my medium, but it was the only form of
+pictorial art that earned a livelihood. Pictures had ceased to sell. At
+the same time I had encouragement for thinking that I could do something
+worthy of existence in the higher branch of art.
+
+"I don't want to trouble you with views. I made my choice. I determined
+to live frugally on my income, give up hack work, to the incidental
+advantage of some other poor struggler, and devote myself wholly to
+pictures which might possibly bring me some recognition at the end of a
+lifetime--more probably not--but pictures which would certainly never
+enrich me. I do not think that the choice was an ignoble one--but, of
+course, it was purely a personal matter.
+
+"It was very soon afterwards that I got married. Had I thought of that
+step earlier I might have acted differently. As it was, Hilda would not
+hear of it. There seemed no need; we were very comfortable on our small
+income in a tiny way.
+
+"Nine years ago that. You know the course of events. My income was
+derived from a prudently invested capital, so disposed as to give the
+highest safe return. Not many years had passed before the Government
+then in power fixed seven per cent. as the highest rate of interest
+compatible with commercial morality, and confiscated all above. My fixed
+system of living was embarrassed by a deduction of fifty pounds a year.
+The next year an open-minded Chancellor, in need of a few millions to
+spend on free amusements for the working class, was converted to the
+principle that two per cent. of immorality still remained, so five was
+made the maximum, and my small income was thus permanently reduced to
+two hundred pounds.
+
+"We received this second blow rather blankly, but Hilda would not hear
+of surrender. As a matter of fact, I soon found out that there was
+practically no chance of it, and that in throwing up all connections
+when I did, I had burned my boats. Artists of every kind were turning to
+illustration work, but half of the magazines were dead. We gave up the
+flat that had been made pretty and home-like with inexpensive taste, and
+moved into three dreary rooms.
+
+"You know what the next development would be, perhaps? Yes, the Unearned
+Incomes Act. And you will understand how it affected me.
+
+"I was assessed in the same class as the Duke of Belgravia and Mr
+Dives-Keeps, the millionaire, as a gentleman of private income, capable
+of earning a living, but electing to live in idleness on invested
+capital not of my own creating. I was married, could not plead
+'encumbrances' in any form, well-educated, strong and healthy, and in
+the prime of life. So I came under 'Schedule B,' and must pay a tax of
+ten shillings and sixpence in the pound. It was nothing that I might
+actually work twelve hours every day. Officially I must be living in
+voluptuous idleness, because the work of my hands did not bring me in an
+income bearing any appreciable proportion to my private means. The
+Government that denounced Riches in every form and had come in on the
+mandate of the poor and needy, recognised no other standard of
+attainment but Money. Therefore 'Schedule B.'
+
+"Of course the effect of that was overwhelming. I could not afford a
+studio, I could not afford a model. I could scarcely afford materials.
+My wife, who had long been delicate, was now really ill, between anxiety
+and the unaccustomed daily work to which she bound herself. One of the
+companies from which I derived a portion of my income failed at this
+time: ruined by foreign competition and home restrictions. In a panic I
+endeavoured to get work of any kind. I had not the experience necessary
+for the lowest rungs of commerce; I was unknown in art. Who would employ
+a broken-down man beginning life at thirty-eight? I was too old.
+
+"I was warned that appeal was useless, but I did appeal before the
+Commission. It was useless. I learned that mine was a thoroughly bad
+case from every official point of view, with no redeeming feature: that
+I was, in fact, a parasite upon the social system; and I narrowly
+escaped having the assessment raised.
+
+"It was then that we left London and came to this cottage. My wife's
+health was permanently undermined, and change of air was necessary even
+to prolong her life. Her native county was recommended; that is why we
+chose this spot. When I reviewed affairs I found that I had a clear
+fifty pounds a year. And there, a few miles to the west, where you see
+that tracery of wheels and scaffolding against the sun, and there, a few
+miles to the north, where you see that pall of smoke upon the air, there
+lie hundreds and hundreds of cottages where gross luxury is rampant,
+where beneath one roof family incomes of ten times mine are free from
+any tax at all.
+
+"That is enough for you to fill in the detail," continued Garnet
+bitterly, as he revived the memory of the closing scenes. "Doctors,
+things that had to be bought, bare existence. What remained of the
+investments sold for what a forced sale would bring--you know what that
+means to-day. The end you have seen. And there, Mr Salt, is the story to
+your hand. Here is the churchyard.... Killed, to make a Labour holiday!"
+
+He opened the rustic gate of the hillside churchyard and led the way to
+a newly-turned mound, where the perfume hung stagnantly from the
+rain-lashed petals of a great sheaf of Bermuda lilies.
+
+"I remain here," he said quietly, after a few minutes' silence by the
+grave-side. "Your road lies straight on, along the field path. You can
+even see the smoke of Thornley from here, lying to your right."
+
+Salt did not reply. Looking intently in the opposite direction, he was
+locating with a seaman's eye another cloud of smoke that rose above the
+tree-tops in the valley they had left.
+
+"Your house!" he exclaimed, pointing. "Man!" he cried suddenly, with a
+flash of intuition, "what are you doing? You fired the straw before we
+left!"
+
+A sharp report was the only answer. Salt turned too late to arrest his
+arm, only in time to catch him as he fell. He lowered him--there was
+nothing else to do--lowered him on to the wet sods that flanked the
+mound, and knelt by his side so that he might support him somewhat. To
+one who had been on battle-fields there was no need to wonder what to
+do. It was a matter not of minutes but of seconds. The mute eyes met his
+dimly; he heard the single whisper, "Hilda," and then, without a tremor,
+Garnet, self-murdered, pressed a little more heavily against his arm and
+lay across the yet unfinished grave of his State-murdered wife.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+TANTROY EARNS HIS WAGE
+
+
+"I think," observed Salt reflectively, soon after his return, "that you
+had better take a short holiday now, Miss Lisle."
+
+Miss Lisle looked up from her work--she was not addressing circulars, it
+may be stated--with an expression not quite devoid of suspicion.
+
+"I will, if you wish me to do so, sir," she replied meekly. "But,
+personally, I do not require one."
+
+"You have been of great use to us while I was away," he explained
+kindly, but with official precision, "and now that I am back again you
+have the opportunity."
+
+Miss Lisle coloured rather rapturously at the formal praise, but the
+astute young woman did not allow her exaltation to beguile her senses.
+
+"A week's holiday?" she asked.
+
+"I would suggest a fortnight," he replied.
+
+"That would be until the end of June?"
+
+Salt agreed.
+
+"Then nothing is likely to happen before the end of June?"
+
+He laughed frankly. There was no trace of the mystery and restraint, of
+the electric tension in the air, that forerun portentous events, as we
+are told, to be noticed about the office of the League.
+
+"A great deal may happen before that time, but nothing, I think I can
+assure you, that comes within your meaning."
+
+"Is there any particular place that you would like me to go to?"
+
+"Oh, not at all. Forget Trafalgar Chambers and business entirely for the
+time."
+
+Possibly Miss Lisle had looked for some hidden meaning behind the simple
+suggestion of a holiday: had anticipated "another secret process down
+another little lane." At any rate, she did not rejoice at the prospect;
+on the contrary, she declined it.
+
+"Thank you, sir," she replied, "but unless it is for your convenience, I
+should prefer to go on addressing circulars."
+
+Salt frowned slightly and smiled slightly, and inwardly admitted to
+himself that he had probably expected worse things when he had first
+accepted Miss Lisle's services.
+
+"I am a very plain, straightforward person in all my dealings," he
+remarked, "and you, outside the strict line of work here, have an
+oblique vein that taxes the imagination. Further, it carries the sting
+that with all you generally arrive at the same conclusion as I do, only
+a little earlier."
+
+"I have a loathsome, repulsive nature, I know," admitted Irene
+cheerfully. "Trivial, ill-mannered, suspicious. I require strict
+discipline. That is why I am better here."
+
+"So far I have not been inconvenienced by the two first characteristics.
+It is a mistake, perhaps, to be over-suspicious."
+
+"Yes," agreed the lady with a level glance. "It only ends in you finding
+people out, when otherwise you might have gone on believing in them to
+the last."
+
+Salt had only known Miss Lisle for a few months, and for a third of the
+period he had not seen her. But he knew that when she showed a
+disposition to take up his time something more than the amenities of
+conversation lay behind her words. He remembered that level glance. It
+foreshadowed another "long pointless tale."
+
+"For instance?" he suggested encouragingly.
+
+"If I left this office locked when I went out to lunch, for instance,
+and found it still locked but the papers slightly disarranged on my
+return," she replied.
+
+"Anything more?"
+
+"It is very unpleasant to set traps, of course, but if I put a little
+dab of typewriter ink on the inner handle of the door when I next went
+out, and subsequently found a slight stain of a similar colour on my
+white glove after shaking hands with some one, the suspicion would be
+deepened."
+
+"I think that the matter is of sufficient importance for you to tell me
+all you know," he said gravely. "If you hesitate to be definite for fear
+of making a mistake, I will take pains to verify your suspicions and I
+will accept all responsibility."
+
+"Then I accuse Mr Tantroy of being a paid spy in the service of the
+Government."
+
+"Tantroy!" exclaimed Salt with a momentary feeling of incredulity.
+"Tantroy! It seems impossible, but, after all, it is possible enough.
+You know, of course, that he has a room here now, and might even think
+in his inexperience that he was at liberty to come into this office at
+any time."
+
+"But not to take impressions of my keys and have duplicates made; nor to
+copy extracts in my absence; nor to open and examine the cipher
+typewriter."
+
+"Has that been left unlocked?" he demanded sharply.
+
+"No," she replied. "You have the only key that I know of. But it _has_
+been unlocked, and I infer that the code has been copied."
+
+For quite three minutes there was silence. Salt was thinking, not idly,
+but estimating exactly the effect of what had happened. Miss Lisle was
+waiting, with somewhat rare perception, until he was ready to continue.
+
+"Sooner or later something of the sort was bound to come," he summed up
+quietly, without a trace of discomfiture. "It is only the personality
+that is surprising. His interests are identical with ours; he has
+everything to gain by our success. Why; why on earth?"
+
+"I think that I can explain that in three words," suggested Miss Lisle.
+"Velma St Saint."
+
+Salt looked enquiringly. He had forgotten the Hon. Freddy's deity for
+the moment.
+
+"Of the Vivarium," added Irene.
+
+"Oh, the lady who hangs by her toes," he remarked with enlightenment.
+
+"'The World's Greatest Inverted Cantatrice'!" quoted Miss Lisle. "That
+is her celebrated 'Upside Down' song that the organ is playing in the
+street below. A few years ago she got a week's engagement at the Elysium
+at a salary of eighty pounds. She calculated from that that she could
+afford to spend four thousand a year, and although all theatrical
+incomes have steadily declined ever since until she only gets ten pounds
+a week now, she has never been able to make any difference in her style
+of living.... Of course there is a deficit to be made up."
+
+"It is just as well. If it had not been Tantroy it would have been some
+one abler. Now what has he done, what has he learned?"
+
+"Duplicate keys of this door and of my desk have been made. The lock of
+the cipher typewriter case is not of an elaborate pattern, and any one
+bringing a quantity of keys of the right size would probably find one to
+answer. I don't think that either your desk or the safe has been opened;
+certainly not since I began to notice. The papers to which he would have
+access are consequently not highly important."
+
+"Letters?" suggested Salt. "For instance, my letters lying here until
+you forwarded them. There is a post in at eight o'clock in the morning;
+others after you have left up to ten at night. There would be every
+opportunity for abstracting some, opening them at leisure, and then
+dropping them into the letter-box again a little later."
+
+"No," said Miss Lisle. "I took precautions against that."
+
+"How?" he demanded, and waited very keenly for her answer.
+
+"Simply by arriving here before eight and remaining until ten."
+
+"Thank you." It was all he said, but it did not leave Miss Lisle with
+the empty feeling that virtue had merely been its own reward.
+
+"Perhaps I ought to add that Mr Tantroy tried to get information from
+me," she remarked distantly. "He--he came here frequently and wished me
+to accept presents; boxes of chocolate at first, I think, and jewellery
+afterwards. It was a mistake he made."
+
+"Yes," assented Salt thoughtfully, "I think it was. There is one other
+thing, Miss Lisle. You could scarcely know with whom he was negotiating
+on the other side?"
+
+"No," she admitted regretfully; "I had not sufficient time. That was why
+I did not wish to go away just now."
+
+"I do not think that you need hesitate to leave it now. I am not taking
+it out of your hands, only carrying on another phase that you have made
+possible. It will simplify matters if I have the office to myself. Could
+you find an opportunity for telling Tantroy casually that you are taking
+a fortnight's holiday?"
+
+Her answer hung just a moment. Had he known Tantroy better he might have
+guessed. "Yes, certainly," she replied hastily, with a little stumble in
+her speech.
+
+Perhaps he guessed. "No," he corrected himself. "On second thoughts, it
+does not matter."
+
+"I do not mind," she protested loyally.
+
+"If it were necessary I should not hesitate to ask you," he replied half
+brusquely. "It is not."
+
+"Very well. I will go to-morrow."
+
+That evening, when he was alone. Salt unlocked the typewriter case to
+which Miss Lisle had alluded, took out the machine, and seating himself
+before it proceeded to compose a letter upon which he seemed to spend
+much consideration. As his fingers struck the keys, upon the sheet of
+paper in the carrier there appeared the following mystifying
+composition:
+
+ kbeljsl
+
+ wopmjvsjxkivslilscalkwespljkjscwecsspssp
+ fxfejsloxmjcneoeqjdncs----
+
+It was, in fact, as Miss Lisle had said, a code typewriter. The letters
+which appeared on the paper did not correspond with the letters on the
+keys. According to the keyboard the writing should have been:
+
+ mydrstr
+
+ nwhvsltscmpltrprtbfrmndthrsmstbndbtthtth
+ prpslhvfrmltdsfsblndth----
+
+and signified, to resolve it into its ultimate form:
+
+ MY DEAR ESTAIR,--I now have Salt's complete report before me,
+ and there seems to be no doubt that the proposal I have
+ formulated is feasible, and the----
+
+Written without vowels, stops, capitals, or spaces, this gave a very
+serviceable cryptograph, but there was an added safeguard. After
+completing the first line the writer moved a shift-key and brought
+another set of symbols into play--or, rather, the same symbols under a
+different arrangement. The process was repeated for the third line, and
+then the fourth line returned to the system of the first. Thus three
+codes were really in operation, and the danger of the key being found by
+the frequent recurrence of certain symbols (the most fruitful cause of
+detection) was almost overcome. Six identical machines were in
+existence. One has been accounted for; Sir John Hampden had another; and
+a third was in the possession of Robert Estair, the venerable titular
+head of the combined Imperial party. A sociable young publican, who had
+a very snug house in the neighbourhood of Westminster Abbey, could have
+put his hand upon the fourth; the fifth was in the office of a
+super-phosphate company carrying on an unostentatious business down a
+quiet little lane about ten or a dozen miles out of London; and the
+sixth had fallen to the lot of a busy journalist, who seemed to have the
+happy knack of getting political articles and paragraphs accepted
+without demur by all the leading newspapers by the simple expedient of
+scribbling "Urgent" and some one else's initials across the envelopes he
+sent them in. Communications of the highest importance never reached the
+stage of ink and paper, but the six machines were in frequent use. In
+_bona fide_ communications the customary phraseology with which letters
+begin and end was not used, it is perhaps unnecessary to say. So obvious
+a clue as the short line "kbeljsl" at the head of a letter addressed to
+Estair would be as fatal to the secrecy of any code as the cartouched
+"Cleopatra" and "Ptolemy" were to the mystery of Egyptian hieroglyphics.
+That Salt wrote it may be taken as an indication that he had another end
+in view; and it is sometimes a mistake to overrate the intelligence of
+your opponents. When the letter was finished he put it away in his
+pocket-book, arranged the fastenings of both safe and desk so that he
+could tell if they had been disturbed, and then went home.
+
+The next morning his preparations advanced another step. He brought with
+him a new letter copying-book, a silver cigarette-case with a plain
+polished surface, and a small jar of some oily preparation. With a
+little of the substance from the jar he smeared the cigarette-case all
+over, wiped away the greater part again until nothing but an almost
+imperceptible trace remained, and then placed it carefully within his
+desk. The next detail was to write a dozen letters with dates extending
+over the last few days. All were short; all were quite unimportant; they
+were chiefly concerned with appointments, references to future League
+meetings, and the like. Some few were written in cipher, but the
+majority were plain reading, and Salt signed them all in Sir John's
+name, appending his own initials. To sign the long letter which he had
+already written he cut off from a note in the baronet's own handwriting
+the signature "John Hampden," fastened it lightly at the foot of the
+typewritten sheet, and then proceeded to copy all the letters into the
+new book. The effect was patent: one letter and one alone stood out
+among the rest as of pre-eminent importance. The completion was reached
+by gumming upon the back of the book a label inscribed "Hampden.
+Private," treating the leather binding with a coating of the preparation
+from the jar, and finally substituting it in the safe in place of the
+genuine volume. Then he burned his originals of all the fictitious
+letters and turned to other matters.
+
+It was not until two days later that Mr Tantroy paid Salt a passing
+visit. He dropped in in a friendly way with the plea that the burden of
+his own society in his own room, where he apparently spent two hours
+daily in thinking deeply, had grown intolerable.
+
+"You are always such a jolly busy, energetic chap, Salt, that it quite
+bucks me up to watch you," he explained.
+
+Salt, however, was not busy that afternoon. He only excused himself to
+ring for a note, which was lying before him already addressed, to be
+taken out, and then gave his visitor an undivided attention. He was
+positively entertaining over his recent journeyings. Freddy Tantroy had
+never thought that the chap had so much in him before.
+
+"Jolly quaint set of beggars you must have had to do with," he remarked.
+"Thought that you were having gilded flutter Monte Carlo, or Margate, or
+some of those places where crowds people go."
+
+Salt looked across at him with a smile. "I think that there was an
+impression of that sort given out," he replied. "But, between ourselves,
+it was strictly on a matter of business."
+
+"We League Johnnies do get most frightfully rushed," said Freddy
+sympathetically. "Bring it off?"
+
+"Better than I had expected. I don't think it will be long before we
+begin to move now. You would be surprised if I could tell you of the
+unexpected form it will take."
+
+"Don't see why you shouldn't," dropped Tantroy negligently.
+
+Salt allowed the moment to pass on a note of indecision.
+
+"Perhaps I am speaking prematurely," he qualified. "Things are only
+evolving at the moment, and I don't suppose that there will be anything
+at all doing during the next few weeks. I have even sent Miss Lisle off
+on a holiday."
+
+"Noticed the fair Irene's empty chair," said Freddy. "For long?"
+
+"I told her to take a fortnight. She can have longer if she wants."
+
+"Wish Sir John could spare me; but simply won't hear of it. Don't fancy
+you find girl much good, though."
+
+"Oh, she is painstaking," put in her employer tolerantly.
+
+"No initiative," declared Tantroy solemnly. "No idea of rising to the
+occasion or of making use of her opportunities."
+
+"You noticed that?" To Freddy's imagination it seemed as though Salt was
+regarding him with open admiration.
+
+He wagged his head judicially. "I knew you'd like me to keep eye on
+things while you were away," he said, "so I looked in here occasionally
+as I passed. Don't believe she had any idea what to do. Invariably found
+her sitting here in gilded idleness at every hour of the day. If I were
+you, should sack her while she is away."
+
+Salt thought it as well to change the subject.
+
+"By the way," he remarked, "I came across what seemed to me a rather
+good thing in cigarettes at Cardiff, and I wanted to ask your opinion
+about them. It's a new leaf--Bolivian with a Virginian blend, not on the
+market yet. I wish you'd try one now."
+
+There was nothing Freddy Tantroy liked better than being asked to give
+his opinion on tobacco from the standpoint of an expert. He took the
+case held out to him, selected a cigarette with grave deliberation, and
+leaned back in his chair with a critical air, preparing to deliver
+judgment. Salt returned the case to its compartment in the desk.
+
+"It has a very distinctive aroma," announced Freddy sagely, after he had
+drawn a few whiffs, held the cigarette under his nose, waved it slowly
+in the air before him, and resorted to several other devices of
+connoisseurship.
+
+"I thought so too," agreed Salt. He had bought a suitable packet of some
+obscure brand in a side street, as he walked to the office two days
+before.
+
+"Cardiff," mused Tantroy. "Variety grotesque holes you seem to have
+explored, Salt."
+
+"Oh, I had to see a lot of men all over the place. I got a few packets
+of these from a docker who had them from a South American merchant in a
+roundabout way. Smuggled, of course." All along, his conversation had
+touched upon labourers, mill-hands, miners, and other sons of toil.
+Apparently, as Tantroy noted, he had scarcely associated with any other
+class. He was lying deliberately, and in a manner calculated to alienate
+the sympathy of many excellent people; for there is a worthy and not
+inconsiderable class with an ineradicable conviction that although in a
+just cause the sixth commandment may be suspended, as it were by Act of
+Parliament, and the killing of your enemy become an active virtue, yet
+in no case is it permissible to tell him a falsehood. If it is necessary
+to deceive him the end must be gained by leading him to it by inference.
+But Salt belonged to a hard-grained school which believed in doing
+things thoroughly, and when on active service he swept the sophistries
+away. He had to mislead a man whose very existence he believed to be
+steeped in treachery and falsehood, and, as the most effectual way, he
+lied deliberately to him.
+
+"Frantic adventure," drawled Tantroy. "Didn't know League dealt in
+people that kind."
+
+"Of course, I saw all sorts," corrected Salt hastily, as though he
+feared that he had indicated too closely the trend of his business;
+"only it happened that those were the most amusing," and to emphasise
+the fact he launched into another anecdote. At an out-of-the-way village
+there was neither hotel nor inn. His business was unfinished, and it was
+desirable that he should stay the night there. At last he heard of a
+small farm-house where apartments were occasionally let, and, making his
+way there, he asked if he could have a room. The woman seemed doubtful.
+"Of course, as I am a stranger, I should wish to pay you in advance,"
+said Salt. "It isn't that, sir," replied the hostess, "but I like to be
+sure of making people comfortable." "I don't think that we shall
+disagree about that," he urged. "Perhaps not," she admitted, "but the
+last gentleman was very hard to please. Everything I got him he'd had
+better somewhere else till he was sick of it. But," she added in a burst
+of confidence, "look what a swell _he_ was! I knew that nothing would
+satisfy him when I saw him come in a motor-car puffed out with rheumatic
+tyres, and wearing a pair of them _blase_ kid boots."
+
+Tantroy contributed an appreciative cackle, and Salt, leaning back in
+his chair, pressed against a pile of books standing on his desk so that
+they fell to the ground with a crash.
+
+By the time he had picked them up again a telegram was waiting at his
+elbow. He took it, opened it with a word of apology, and with a sharp
+exclamation pulled out his watch. Before Tantroy could realise what was
+happening, Salt had caught up his hat and gloves, slammed down his
+self-locking desk, and, after a single hasty glance round the room, was
+standing at the door.
+
+"Excuse me, won't you?" he called back. "Most important. Can just catch
+a train. Pull my door to after you, please," and the next minute he was
+gone.
+
+Left to himself, Tantroy's first action was not an unnatural one in the
+circumstance. He picked up the telegram which Salt had left in his wild
+hurry and read it. "_Come at once, if you wish to see Vernon alive_,"
+was the imperative message, and it appeared to have been handed in at
+Croydon half an hour before. He stepped to the window, and from behind
+the curtains he saw Salt run down the steps into the road, call a hansom
+from the rank near at hand, and disappear in the direction of Victoria
+at a gallop.
+
+Mr Tantroy sat down again, and his eyes ran over the various objects in
+the room in quick succession. The code typewriter. He had all he wanted
+from that. Salt's desk. Locked, of course. The girl's desk. Locked, and,
+as he knew, not worth the trouble of unlocking with his duplicate key.
+The safe----His heart gave a bound, his eyes stood wide in incredulous
+surprise, and he sprang to his feet and stealthily crossed the room to
+make sure of his astounding luck. The safe was unlocked! The door stood
+just an inch or so ajar, and Salt, having failed to notice it in his
+hurried glance, was on his way to Croydon!
+
+Living in a pretentious, breathless age, drawn into a social circle
+beside whose feverish artificiality the _natural_ artificiality
+inseparable from any phase of civilisation stood comparable to a sturdy,
+healthy tree, badly brought up, neglected, petted, the Honourable
+Frederick Tantroy had grown to the form of the vacuous pose which he had
+adopted. Beneath it lay his real character. A moderately honest man
+would not have played his part, but an utterly weak one could not have
+played it. It demanded certain qualities not contemptible. There were
+risks to be taken, and he was prepared to take them, and in their
+presence his face took on a stronger, even better, look. He bolted the
+door on the inside, picked up a few sheets of paper from the desk-top,
+and without any sign of nervousness or haste began to do his work.
+
+It was fully three hours later when Salt returned; for with that extreme
+passion for covering every possible contingency that marked his career,
+he had been to Croydon. Many a better scheme has failed through the
+neglect of a smaller detail. The room, when he entered it and secured
+the door, looked exactly as when he left, three hours before. For all
+the disarrangement he had caused, Tantroy might have melted out of it.
+
+On the top of his desk, at the side nearest to the safe, lay a packet of
+octavo scribbling paper. He took out the sheets and twice counted them.
+Thirty-one, and he had left thirty-four. His face betrayed no emotion.
+Satisfaction at having outwitted a spy was merged in regret that there
+must need be one, and pain on Hampden's account that his nephew should
+be the traitor. He unlocked his desk and carefully lifted out the
+cigarette-case, pulled open the safe door, and took up the fictitious
+letter-book. To the naked eye the finger-prints on each were scarcely
+discernible, but under the magnifying lenses of the superimposing glass
+all doubt was finally dispelled. They were there, they corresponded,
+they were identical. Thumb to thumb, finger to finger, and line to line
+they fitted over one another without a blur or fault. It was, as it
+often proved to be in those days, hanging evidence.
+
+Salt relocked the safe, tore out the used pages of the letter-book, and
+reduced them to ashes on the spot. The less important remains of the
+book he took with him to his chambers, and there burned them from cover
+to cover before he went to bed.
+
+It had served its purpose, and not a legitimate trace remained. Around
+the stolen copy the policy of the coming strife might crystallise, and
+towards any issue it might raise Salt could look with confidence.
+Finally, if the unforeseen arose, the way was clear for Sir John to
+denounce a shameless forgery, and who could contradict his indignant
+word?
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+SECRET HISTORY
+
+
+Under succeeding administrations, each pledged to a larger policy to
+themselves and a smaller one towards every one else, most of the
+traditional outward forms of government had continued to be observed.
+Thus there was a Minister for the Colonies, though the Colonies
+themselves had shamefacedly one by one dropped off into the troubled
+waters of weak independence, or else clung on with pathetic loyalty in
+spite of rebuff after rebuff, and the disintegration of all mutual
+interests, until nothing but the most shadowy bond remained. There was a
+Secretary of State for War in spite of the fact that the flag which the
+Government nailed to the mast when it entered into negotiations with an
+aggrieved and aggressive Power, bore the legend, "Peace at any Price.
+None but a Coward Strikes the Weak." There had been more than one First
+Lord of the Admiralty whose maritime experience had begun and ended on
+the familiar deck of the _Koh-I-Noor_. There were practically all the
+usual officers of ministerial rank--and the recipients of ministerial
+salaries.
+
+Apart from the enjoyment of the title and the salary, however, there
+were a few members of the Cabinet who exercised no real authority. Lord
+Henry Stokes had been the last of upper class politicians of standing to
+accept office under the new _regime_. Largely in sympathy with the
+democratic tendency of the age, optimistic as to the growth of
+moderation and restraint in the ranks of the mushroom party, and
+actuated by the most sterling patriotism, Lord Henry had essayed the
+superhuman task of premiership. Superhuman it was, because no mortal
+could have combined the qualities necessary for success in the face of
+the fierce distrust and jealousy which his rank and social position
+excited in the minds of the rawer recruits of his own party; superhuman,
+because no man possessing his convictions could have long reconciled
+with them the growing and not diminishing illiberality of those whom he
+was to lead. There were dissensions, suspicions, and recriminations from
+the first. The end came in a tragic scene, unparalleled among the many
+historic spectacles which the House has witnessed. A trivial point in
+the naval estimates was under discussion, and Lord Henry, totally out of
+sympathy with the bulk of his nominal following, had risen to patch up
+the situation on the best terms he could. At the end of a studiously
+moderate speech, which had provoked cheers from the opposition and
+murmurs of dissent from his own party throughout, he had wound up his
+plea for unity, toleration, and patriotism, with the following words:
+"It is true that here no Government measure is at stake, no crisis is
+involved, and honourable members on this side of the House are free of
+party trammels and at liberty to vote as seems best to each. But if the
+motion should be persisted in, an inevitable conclusion must be faced,
+an irretrievable step will have been taken, and of the moral outcome of
+that act who dare trace the end?"
+
+There was just a perceptible pause of sullen silence, then from among
+the compact mass that sat behind their leader rose a coarse voice,
+charged with a squiggling laugh.
+
+"We give it up, 'Enry. If it's a riddle about morals, suppose you ask
+little Flo?"
+
+It was an aside--it was afterwards claimed that it was a drunken
+whisper--but it was heard, as it was meant to be heard, throughout the
+crowded Chamber. From the opposition ranks there was torn a cry, almost
+of horror, at the enormity of the insult, at the direful profanation of
+the House. Responsible members of the Government turned angrily,
+imploringly, frantically upon their followers. At least half of these,
+sitting pained and scandalised, needed no restraint, but from the
+malcontents and extreme wings came shriek upon shriek of boisterous
+mirth, as they rocked with laughter about their seats. As for Lord
+Henry, sitting immobile as he scanned a paper in his hand, he did not
+appear to have heard at first, nor even to have noticed that anything
+unusual was taking place. But the next minute he turned deadly pale,
+began to tremble violently, and with a low and hurried, "Your help,
+Meadowsweet!" he stumbled from the Hall.
+
+For twenty years he had been a member of the House, years of
+full-blooded politics when party strife ran strong, but never before had
+the vaguest innuendo from that deep-seared, unforgotten past dropped
+from an opponent's lips. It had been reserved for his own party to
+achieve that distinction and to exact the crowning phase of penance in
+nature's inexorable cycle.
+
+Apologists afterwards claimed that too much had been made of the
+incident--that much worse things were often said, and passed, at the
+meetings of Boards of Guardians and Borough Councils. It was as true as
+it was biting: worse things were said at Borough Councils, and the
+Mother of Parliaments had sunk to the rhetorical level of a Borough
+Council.
+
+Stokes never took his seat again, and with him there passed out of that
+arena the last of a hopeful patriotic group, whose only failure was that
+they tried to reconcile two irreconcilable forces of their times.
+
+It did not result, however, that no men of social position were to be
+found among the Labour benches. There was a demand, and there followed
+the supply. Rank, mediocrity, and moral obsequiousness were the
+essentials for their posts. There were no more Stokeses to be had, so
+obliging creatures were obtained who were willing for a consideration to
+be paraded as the successors to his patriotic mantle. They were plainly
+made to understand their position, and if they ventured to show
+individuality they soon resigned. Nominally occupying high offices, they
+had neither influence, power, nor respect; like Marlborough in
+compliance they had "to do it for their bread." They were ruled by their
+junior lords, assistants, and underlings in various degrees. Many of
+these men, too strong to be ignored, were frankly recognised to be
+impossible in the chief offices of State. As a consequence the Cabinet
+soon became an empty form. Its councils were still held, but the
+proceedings were cut and dried in advance. The real assembly that
+dictated the policy of the Government was the Expediency Council, held
+informally as the necessity arose.
+
+The gathering which was taking place at the Premier's house on this
+occasion had been convened for the purpose of clearing the air with
+regard to the policy to be pursued at home. The Government had come into
+power with very liberal ideas on the question of what ought to be done
+for the working classes. They had made good their promises, and still
+that free and enlightened body, having found by experience that they
+only had to ask often enough and loudly enough to be met in their
+demands, were already clamouring for more. The most moderate section of
+the Government was of opinion that the limit had been reached; others
+thought that the limit lay yet a little further on; the irresponsibles
+denied that any limit could be fixed at all. That had been the
+experience of every administration for a long time past, and each one in
+turn had been succeeded by its malcontents.
+
+Mr Strummery, the Premier, did not occupy the official residence
+provided for him. Mrs Strummery, an excellent lady who had once been
+heard to remark that she could never understand why her husband was
+called _Prime Minister_ when he was not a _minister_ at all, flatly
+declared that the work of cleaning the windows alone of the house in
+Downing Street put it out of the question. Even Mr Strummery, who, among
+his political associates, was reported to have rather exalted ideas of
+the dignity of his position, came to the conclusion, after fully
+considering the residence from every standpoint, that he might not feel
+really at home there. It was therefore let, furnished, to an American
+lady who engineered wealthy _debutantes_ from her native land into "the
+best" English society, and the Strummerys found more congenial
+surroundings in Brandenburg Place. There, within a convenient distance
+of the Hampstead Road and other choice shopping centres, Mrs Strummery,
+like the wife of another eminent statesman whose statue stood almost
+within sight of her bedroom windows, was able to indulge in her amiable
+foible for cheap marketing. And if the two ladies had this in common,
+the points of resemblance between their respective lords (the moral side
+excluded) might be multiplied many-fold, for no phrase put into Mr
+Strummery's mouth could epigrammatise his point of view more concisely
+than Fox's inopportune toast, "Our Sovereign: the People." History's
+dispassionate comment was that the sentiment which lost the abler man
+his Privy Councillorship in his day, gained for the other a Premiership
+a century later.
+
+"One thing that gets me is why no one ever seems to take any notice of
+us when we have a Council on," remarked the President of the Board of
+Education with an involuntary plaint in his voice. He was standing on
+the balcony outside the large front room on Mr Strummery's first
+floor--a room which boasted the noble proportions of a _salon_, and
+possibly served as one in Georgian days. Certainly Brandenburg Place did
+not present a spectacle of fluttering animation at the prospect of
+seeing the great ones of the land assembling within its bounds. At one
+end of the thoroughfare a milkman was going from area to area with a
+prolonged melancholy cry more suggestive of Stoke Poges churchyard than
+of any other spot on earth; at the opposite end a grocer's errand boy,
+with basket resourcefully inverted upon his head, had sunk down by the
+railings to sip the nectar from a few more pages of "Iroquois Ike's Last
+Hope; or, The Phantom Cow-Puncher's Bride." Midway between the two a
+cat, in the act of crossing the road, had stopped to twitch a forepaw
+with that air of imperturbable deliberateness in its movements that no
+other created thing can ever succeed in attaining. In a house opposite
+some one was rattling off the exhilarating strains of "Humming Ephraim,"
+but even when a hansom cab and two four-wheelers drove up in quick
+succession to the Premier's door, no one betrayed curiosity to the
+extent of looking out of the window. The Minister of Education noted
+these things as he stood on the balcony, and possibly he felt another
+phase of the gratitude of men that often left Mr Wordsworth mourning. "I
+can remember the time when crowds used to wait hours in the rain along
+Downing Street--our people, too--to catch a sight of Estair or
+Nettlebury. I won't exactly say that it annoys me, because I've seen too
+much of the hollowness of things for that, but it certainly is rummy why
+it should be so."
+
+"A very good thing, too," commented the Premier briskly from the room.
+"I don't know that we could have a greater compliment. The people know
+that we are plain, straightforward men like themselves, and they know
+that we are doing our work without having to come and see us at it. They
+don't regard us almost as little deities--interesting to see, but quite
+different and above themselves. That's why."
+
+Every one in the room said "Hear! Hear!" as though that exactly defined
+his own sentiments; and every one in the room looked rather sad, as
+though at the back of their collective minds there lurked a doubt
+whether it might not be more pleasant to be regarded almost as little
+deities.
+
+"You needn't go as far back as Estair and Nettlebury," put in Vossit of
+the Treasury. "See how they fairly 'um round Hampden whenever he's
+about."
+
+"Not us," interposed another man emphatically. "Let them go on their own
+messin' way; it'll do us no harm. You never saw a working man at any of
+their high and mighty meetings."
+
+"So much the worse, for they didn't want them. But there ought to have
+been working men there, from the very first meeting until now." The
+speaker was one of the most recent additions to the potent circle of the
+Brandenburg Place councils, and the freedom of criticism which he
+allowed himself had already been the subject of pained comment on the
+part of a section of his seniors.
+
+"Well," suggested some one, with politely-pointed meaning, "I don't know
+what's to prevent one individual from attending a meeting if he so
+wants. He'd probably find one going on somewhere at this minute if he
+looked round hard. Doesn't seem to me that any one's holding him back."
+
+"Now, now," reproved Mr Guppling, the Postmaster-General, "let the man
+speak if he has anything on his mind. Come now, comrade, what do you
+mean?"
+
+"I don't know what I mean," replied the comrade, at which there was a
+general shout of laughter. "I don't know what I mean," he continued,
+having secured general attention by this simple device of oratory,
+"because I am told in those Government quarters where I ought to be able
+to find information, that no information has been collected, no
+systematic enquiries made, nothing is known, in fact. Therefore, I do
+not know what I mean because I do not know--none of us know--what the
+Unity League means. But I know this: that a hostile organisation of over
+a million and a half strong----"
+
+Dissent came forcibly from every quarter of the room. "Not half!" was
+the milder form it took.
+
+"----of over a million and a half strong," continued the speaker
+grimly--"perhaps more, in fact, than all our Trades Unions put
+together--with an income very little less than what all the Trades
+Unions put together used to have, and funds in hand probably more, is a
+living menace in our midst, and ought to have been closely watched."
+
+"It keeps 'em quiet," urged the Foreign Under-Secretary.
+
+"Too quiet. I don't like my enemy to be quiet. I prefer him to be
+talking large and telling us exactly what he's going to do."
+
+"They're going to chuck us out, Tirrel; that's what they're going to
+do," said a sarcastic comrade playfully. "So was the Buttercup League,
+so was the Liberal-Conservative alliance. Lo, history repeats itself!"
+
+"I see a long line of strong men fallen in the past--premiers, popes,
+kings, generals, ambassadors," replied Tirrel. "They all took it for
+granted that when they had got their positions they could keep them
+without troubling about their enemies any more. That's generally the
+repeating point in history."
+
+Mr Strummery felt that the instances were perhaps getting too near home.
+"Come, come, chaps, and Comrade Tirrel in particular," he said mildly,
+"don't imagine that nothing is being done in the proper quarter because
+you mayn't hear much talk about it. Our Executives work and don't talk.
+I think that you may trust our good comrade Tubes to keep an eye on the
+Unity League."
+
+"Wish he'd keep an eye on the clock," murmured a captious member. "Not
+once," he added conclusively, "but three times out of four."
+
+There was a vigorous knock at the front door, and the hurried footsteps
+of some one ascending the stairs with the consciousness that he was
+late.
+
+"Talk of Tubes and you'll have a puncture," confided a comrade of
+humorous bent to his neighbour, and on the words the Home Secretary,
+certainly with very little breath left in him, entered the room and made
+his apologies.
+
+The special business for which the Council had been called together was
+to consider a series of reports from the constituencies, and to decide
+how to be influenced by their tenor. The Government had no desire to
+wait for a general election in order to find out the views of the
+electors of the country; given a close summary of those sentiments, it
+might be possible to fall in with their wishes, and thereby to be spared
+the anxiety of an election until their septennial existence had run its
+course; or, if forced by the action of their own malcontents to take
+that unwelcome step, at least to cut the ground from beneath their
+opponents' feet in advance.
+
+If there was not complete unanimity among those present, there was no
+distinct line of variance. Men of the extremest views had naturally not
+been included, and although the prevailing opinion was that the
+conditions of labour had been put upon a fair and equitable basis during
+their tenure of office--or as far in that direction as it was possible
+to go without utterly stampeding capitalists and ratepayers from the
+country--there were many who were prepared to go yet a little further if
+it seemed desirable.
+
+Judging from the summarised reports, it did seem desirable. From the
+mills of Lancashire and Yorkshire, the coal-pits of the north and west,
+the iron fields of the Midlands, the quarries of Derbyshire, the boot
+factories of Northampton and the lace factories of Nottingham, from
+every swarming port around the coast, and from that vast cosmopolitan
+clearing house, the Capital itself, came the same tale. The people did
+not find themselves so well off as they wished to be; they were, in
+fact, rather poorer than before. There was nothing local about it. The
+Thurso flag-stone hewer shared the symptoms with his Celtic brother,
+digging out tin and copper from beneath the Atlantic waters beyond
+Pendeen; the Pembroke dock-hand and the Ipswich mechanic were in just
+the same position. When industries collapsed, as industries had an
+unhappy character for doing about the period, no one had any reserves.
+It was possible to live by provision of the Government, but the working
+man had been educated up to requiring a great deal more than bare
+living. When wages went down in spite of all artificial inflation, or
+short time was declared, a great many working-class houses, financed
+from week to week but up to the hilt in debt, went down too. The
+agricultural labourer was the least disturbed; he had had the least done
+for him, and he had never known a "boom." The paradox remained that with
+more money the majority of the poor were poorer than before, and they
+were worse than poor, for they were dissatisfied. The remedy, of course,
+was for some one to give them still more money, not for them to spend
+less. The shortest way to that remedy, as they had been well taught by
+their agitators in the past, was to clamour for the Government to do
+something else for them, and therefore they were clamouring now.
+
+"That is the position," announced Mr Tubes, when he had finished reading
+the general summary. "The question it raises may not be exactly urgent,
+but it is at least pressing. On the one hand, there is the undoubted
+feeling of grievance existing among a large proportion of electors--our
+own people. On the other hand, there is the serious question of national
+finances not to be overlooked. As the matter is one that must ultimately
+concern me more closely than anybody else, I will reserve my own opinion
+to the last."
+
+The view taken by those present has already been indicated. Their
+platform was that of Moderate Socialism; they wished it always to be
+understood that they were practical. They had the interest of their
+fellow working men (certainly of no other class of the community) at
+heart, but as Practical Socialists they had a suspicion (taking the
+condition of the Exchequer into consideration) that for the moment they
+had reached the limit of Practical Socialism. There was an undoubted
+dilemma. If a mistake of policy on their part let in the impractical
+Socialists, the result would be disastrous. Most of them regarded the
+danger as infinitesimal; like every other political party during the
+last two centuries, they felt that they could rely on the "sound
+common-sense of the community." Still, admitting a possibility, even if
+it was microscopic, might it not be more--say practically socialistic
+(the word "patriotic" had long been expunged from their vocabulary) in
+the end to make some slight concessions? If there existed a more
+material inducement it was not referred to, and any ingenuous comrade,
+using as an argument in favour of compliance a homely proverb anent the
+inadvisability of quarrelling with one's bread and butter, would have
+been promptly discouraged. Yet, although the actors themselves in this
+great morality play apparently overlooked the consideration, it is
+impossible for the spectator to ignore the fact. Some few members of the
+Cabinet might have provided for a rainy day, but even to many of
+official class, and practically to all of the rank and file, a reversal
+at the polls must mean that they would have to give up a variety of
+highly-esteemed privileges and return to private life in less
+interesting capacities, some in very humble ones indeed.
+
+It ended, as it was bound to end, in compromise. They would not play
+into the hands of the extreme party and ignore the voice of the
+constituencies; they would not be false to their convictions and be
+dictated to by the electors. They would decline to bring in the
+suggested Minimum Wage Bill, and they would not impose the Personal
+Property Tax. They would meet matters by extending the National
+Obligations Act, and save money on the Estimates. They would be sound,
+if commonplace.
+
+The formal proceedings having been concluded, it was open for any one to
+introduce any subject he pleased in terms of censure, enquiry or
+discussion. Comrade Tirrel was on his feet at once, and returned to the
+subject that lay heavy on his mind.
+
+"Is the Home Secretary in possession of any confidential information
+regarding the Unity League?" he demanded; "and can he assure us, in view
+of the admittedly hostile object of the organisation, that adequate
+means are being taken to neutralise any possible lines of action it may
+adopt?"
+
+"The answer to the first part of the question is in the affirmative,"
+replied Mr Tubes in his best parliamentary manner. "As regards the
+second part, I may state that after considering the reports we have
+received it is not anticipated that the League offers any serious menace
+to the Government. Should the necessity arise, the Council may rely upon
+the Home Office taking the requisite precautions."
+
+"The answer is satisfactory as far as it goes. Being in possession of
+special information, will the Home Secretary go a step further and allay
+the anxiety that certainly exists in some quarters, by indicating the
+real intentions and proposed _modus operandi_ of the League?"
+
+Mr Tubes conferred for a moment with his chief. "I may say that on broad
+lines the League has no definite plan for the future, and its
+intentions, as represented by the policy of its heads, will simply be to
+go on existing so long as the deluded followers will continue their
+subscriptions. I may point out that the League has now been in existence
+for two years, and during that time it has done nothing at all to
+justify its founders' expectations; it has not embarrassed us at any
+point nor turned a single by-election. For two years we heard
+practically nothing of it, and there has been no fresh development to
+justify the present uneasiness which it seems to be causing in the minds
+of a few nervous comrades. Its membership is admittedly imposing, but
+the bare fact that a million and a half of people are foolish
+enough----"
+
+There was a significant exchange of astonished glances among the
+occupants of Mr Strummery's council chamber. Murmurs grew, and Mr
+Guppling voiced the general feeling by calling the Home Secretary's
+attention to the figures he had mentioned "doubtless inadvertently."
+
+"No," admitted Mr Tubes carelessly, "that is our latest estimate. From
+recent information we have reason to think that the previous figure we
+adopted was too low--or the League may have received large additions
+lately through some accidental cause. We are now probably erring as
+widely on the other side, but it is the safe side, and I therefore
+retain that figure."
+
+Mr Tirrel had not yet finished, but he was listened to with respectful
+attention now.
+
+"Is the Home Secretary in a position to tell us who this man Salt is?"
+was his next enquiry.
+
+The Home Secretary looked frankly puzzled. "Who _is_ Salt?" he replied,
+innocently enough.
+
+"That is the essential point of my enquiry," replied the comrade.
+"Salt," he continued, his voice stilling the laughter it had raised, "is
+the Man behind the Unity League. You think it is Hampden, but I tell you
+that you are mistaken. Hampden is undoubtedly a dangerous power; the
+classes will follow him blindly, and he is no mere figure-head, but it
+was Salt who stirred Hampden from his apathy, and it is Salt who pulls
+the wires."
+
+"And who is Salt?" demanded the Premier, as Mr Tubes offered no comment.
+
+Tirrel shook his head. "I know no more than I have stated," he replied;
+"but his secret influence must be tremendous, and all doubt as to the
+identity of the man and his past record should be set at rest."
+
+Mr Tubes looked up from the papers he had before him with a gleam of
+subdued anger in his eye. "I think that our cock-sure kumred has geete
+howd of another mare's neest," he remarked, relapsing unconsciously into
+his native dialect as he frequently did when stirred. "I remember
+hearin' o' this Saut in one o' th' reports, and here it is. So far from
+being a principal, he occupies a very different position--that of
+Hampden's private secretary, which would explain how he might have to
+come into contact with a great many people without having any real
+influence hissel. He is described in my confidential report as a simple,
+unsuspicious man, who might be safely made use of, and, in fact, most of
+my information is derived from that source."
+
+There was a sharp, smothered exclamation from one or two men, and then a
+sudden stillness fell upon the room. Mr Tubes was among the last to
+realise the trend of his admission.
+
+"Are we to understand that the greater part--perhaps the whole--of the
+information upon which the Home Office has been relying, and of the
+assurances of inaction which have lulled our suspicions to rest, have
+been blindly accepted from this man Salt, the head and fount of the
+League itself?" demanded Tirrel with ominous precision. "If that
+indicates the methods of the Department, I think that this Council will
+share my view when I suggest that the terms 'simple' and 'unsuspicious'
+have been inaccurately allotted--to Salt."
+
+Mr Tubes made no reply. Lying at the bottom of the man's nature
+smouldered a volcanic passion that he watched as though it were a
+sleeping beast. Twice in his public career it had escaped him, and each
+time the result had been a sharp reverse to his ambitions.
+Repression--firm, instant, and unconditional--was the only safeguard, so
+that now recognising the danger-signal in his breast, he sat without a
+word in spite of the Premier's anxious looks, in spite of the concern of
+those about him.
+
+"I will not press for a verbal reply," continued Tirrel after a telling
+pause; "the inference of silence makes that superfluous. But I will ask
+whether the Home Secretary is aware that Salt has been quietly engaged
+in canvassing the provinces for a month, and whether he has any
+information about his object and results. Yes," he continued vehemently,
+turning to those immediately about him, "for a month past this simple,
+unsuspecting individual from whom we derive our confidential information
+has been passing quietly and unmarked from town to town; and if you were
+to hang a map of England on the wall before me, I would undertake to
+trace his route across the land by the points of most marked discontent
+in the report to which we have just listened."
+
+A knock at the locked door of the room saved the Home Secretary for the
+moment from the necessity of replying. It was an unusual incident, and
+when the nearest man went and asked what was wanted, some one was
+understood to reply that a stranger, who refused to give his name,
+wished to see Mr Tubes. Perhaps Mr Tubes personally might have welcomed
+a respite, but the master of the house anticipated him.
+
+"Tell him, whoever he may be, that Mr Tubes cannot be disturbed just
+now," he declared.
+
+"He says it's important, very important," urged the voice, with a
+suggestion of largess received and more to come, in its eagerness.
+
+"Then let him write it down or wait," said Mr Strummery decisively, and
+the matter was supposed to have ended.
+
+The momentary interruption had broken the tension and perhaps saved
+Tubes from a passionate outburst. He rose to make a reply without any
+sign of anger or any fear that he would not be able to smooth away the
+awkward impression.
+
+"As far as canvassing in the provinces is concerned," he remarked
+plausibly, "it is open for any man, whatever his politics may be, to do
+that from morning to night all his life if he likes, so long as it isn't
+for an illegal object. As regards Salt having been engaged this way for
+the past month, it is quite true that I have had no intimation of the
+fact so far. I may explain that as my Department has not yet come to
+regard the Unity League as the one object in the world to which it must
+devote its whole attention, I am not in the habit of receiving reports
+on the subject every day, nor even every week. It may be, however----"
+
+There was another knock upon the door. Mr Tubes stopped, and the Premier
+frowned. In the space between the door and the carpet there appeared for
+a second a scrap of paper; the next moment it came skimming a few yards
+into the room. There was no attempt to hold further communication, and
+the footsteps of the silent messenger were heard descending the stairs
+again.
+
+Mr Vossit, who sat nearest to the door, picked up the little oblong
+card. He saw, as he could scarcely fail to see, that it was an ordinary
+visiting-card, and on the upper side, as it lay, there appeared a
+roughly-pencilled sign--two lines at right angle drawn through a
+semicircle, it appeared superficially to be. As he handed it to Mr Tubes
+he reversed the position so that the name should be uppermost, and again
+he saw, as he could scarcely fail to see, that the other side was blank.
+The roughly-pencilled diagram was all the message it contained.
+
+"It may be, however----" the Home Secretary was repeating
+half-mechanically. He took the card and glanced at the symbol it bore.
+"It may be, however," he continued, as though there had been no
+interruption, "that I shall very soon be in possession of the full facts
+to lay before you." Then with a few whispered words to the Premier and a
+comprehensive murmur of apology to the rest of the company, he withdrew.
+
+Fully a quarter of an hour passed before there was any sign of the
+absent Minister, and then it did not take the form of his return. The
+conversation, in his absence, had worked round to the engaging
+alternative of whether it was more correct to educate one's son at Eton
+or at Margate College, when a message was sent up requesting the
+Premier's attendance in another room. After another quarter of an hour
+some one was heard to leave the house, but it was ten minutes later
+before the two men returned. It was felt in the atmosphere that some new
+development was at hand, and they had to run the curious scrutiny of
+every eye. Both had an air of constraint, and both were rather pale. The
+Premier moved to his seat with brusque indifference, and one who knew
+Tubes well passed a whispered warning that Jim had got his storm-cone
+fairly hoisted. The door was locked again, chairs were drawn up to the
+table, and a hush of marked expectancy settled over the meeting.
+
+The Prime Minister spoke first.
+
+"In the past half-hour a letter has come into our possession that may
+cause us to alter our arrangements," he announced baldly. "How it came
+into our possession doesn't matter. All that does matter is, that it's
+genuine. Tubes will read it to you."
+
+"It is signed 'John Hampden,' addressed to Robert Estair, and dated
+three days ago," contributed the Home Secretary just as briefly. "The
+original was in cipher. This is the deciphered form:
+
+ "'MY DEAR ESTAIR,--I now have Salt's complete report before me,
+ and there seems to be no doubt that the proposal I have
+ formulated is feasible, and the moment almost ripe. Salt has
+ covered all the most important industrial centres, and
+ everywhere the reports of our agents are favourable to the
+ plan. Not having found universal happiness and a complete
+ immunity from the cares incident to humanity in the privileges
+ which they so ardently desired and have now obtained, the
+ working classes are tending to believe that the panacea must
+ lie, not in greater moderation, but in extended privilege.
+
+ "'For the moment the present Government is indisposed to go
+ much further, not possessing the funds necessary for enlarged
+ concessions and fearing that increased taxation might result in
+ a serious stream of emigration among the monied classes. For
+ the moment the working men hesitate to throw in their lot with
+ the extreme Socialists, distrusting the revolutionary and
+ anarchical wing of that party, and instinctively feeling that
+ any temporary advantage which they might enjoy would soon be
+ swallowed up in the reign of open lawlessness that must
+ inevitably arise.
+
+ "'For the moment, therefore, there is a pause, and now occurs
+ the opportunity--perhaps the last in history--for us to
+ retrieve some of the losses of the past. There are scruples to
+ be overcome, but I do not think that an alliance with the
+ moderate section of the Labour interest is inconsistent with
+ the aims and traditions of the great parties which our League
+ represents. It would, of course, be necessary to guarantee to
+ our new allies the privileges which they now possess, and even
+ to promise more; but I am convinced, not only by past
+ experience but also by specific assurances from certain
+ quarters, that they would prefer to remain as they are, and
+ form an alliance with us rather than grasp at larger gains and
+ suffer absorption into another party which they dare not trust.
+
+ "'From the definite nature of this statement you will gather
+ that the negotiations are more than in the air. The
+ distribution of Cabinet offices will have to be considered at
+ once. B---- might be first gained over with the offer of the
+ Exchequer. He carries great weight with a considerable section
+ of his party, and is dissatisfied with his recognition so far.
+ Heape is a representative man who would repay early attention,
+ especially as he is, at the moment, envious of R----'s better
+ treatment. But these are matters of detail. The great thing is
+ to _get back on any terms_. Once in power, by a modification of
+ the franchise we might make good our position. I trust that
+ this, a desperate remedy in a desperate time, will earn at
+ least your tacit acquiescence. Much is irretrievably lost;
+ England remains--yet.
+
+ "Yours sincerely,
+
+ "JOHN HAMPDEN.'"
+
+Six men were on their feet before the signature was reached. With an
+impatient gesture Strummery waved them collectively aside.
+
+"We all know your opinion on the writer and the letter, and we can all
+put it into our own words without wasting time in listening," he said
+with suppressed fury. "In five minutes' time I shall entirely reopen the
+consideration of the reports which we met this afternoon to discuss."
+
+"Has any effort been made to learn the nature of Estair's reply?"
+enquired Tirrel. If he was not the least moved man in the room he was
+the least perturbed, and he instinctively picked out the only point of
+importance that remained.
+
+"It probably does not exist in writing," replied Mr Tubes, avoiding
+Tirrel's steady gaze. "I find that he arrived in town last night. There
+would certainly be a meeting."
+
+"Was Bannister summoned to this Council?" demanded another. It was taken
+for granted that "B" stood for Bannister.
+
+"Yes," replied the Premier, with one eye on his watch. "He was
+indisposed."
+
+"I protest against the reference to myself," said Heape coldly.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Mr Strummery nodded. "Time's up," he announced.
+
+That is the "secret history" of the Government's sudden and inexplicable
+conversion to the necessity of the Minimum Wage Bill and to the
+propriety of imposing the Personal Property Tax. A fortnight later the
+Prime Minister outlined the programme in the course of a speech at
+Newcastle. The announcement was received almost with stupefaction. For
+the first time in history, property--money, merchandise, personal
+belongings--was to be saddled with an annual tax apart from, and in
+addition to, the tax it paid on the incomes derived from it. It was an
+entire wedge of the extreme policy that must end in Partition. It was
+more than the poorer classes had dared to hope; it was more than the
+tax-paying classes had dared to fear. It marked a new era of extended
+privilege for the one; it marked the final extinction of hope even among
+the hopeful for the other.
+
+"It could not have happened more opportunely for us even if we had
+arranged it in every detail," declared Hampden, going into Salt's room
+with the tidings in huge delight, a fortnight later.
+
+"No," agreed Salt, looking up with his slow, pleasant smile. "Not even
+if we had arranged it."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+THE ORDER OF ST MARTIN OF TOURS
+
+
+Sir John Hampden paused for a moment with arrested pen. He had been in
+the act of crossing off another day on the calendar that hung inside his
+desk, the last detail before he pulled the roll-top down for the night,
+when the date had caught his eye with a sudden meaning.
+
+"A week to-day, Salt," he remarked, looking up.
+
+"A week to-day," repeated Salt. "That gives us seven more days for
+details."
+
+Hampden laughed quietly as he bent forward and continued the red line
+through the "14."
+
+"That is one way of looking at it," he said. "Personally, I was rather
+wishing that it had been to-day. I confess that I cannot watch the
+climax of these two years approaching without feeling keyed up to
+concert pitch. I suppose that you never had any nerves?"
+
+"I suppose not. If I had, the Atlantic water soon washed them out."
+
+"But you are superstitious?" he asked curiously. It suddenly occurred to
+him how little he really knew of the man with whom he was linked in such
+a momentous hazard.
+
+"Oh yes. Blue water inoculates us all with that. Fortunately, mine does
+not go beyond trifles, such as touching posts and stepping over paving
+stones--a hobby and not a passion, or I should have to curb it."
+
+"Do you really do things like that? Well, I remember Northland, the
+great nerve specialist, telling me that most people have something of
+the sort--a persistent feeling of impending calamity unless they conform
+to some trivial impulse. I am exempt."
+
+"Yes," commented Salt; "or you would hardly be likely to cross off the
+date before the day is over."
+
+"Good Heavens!" exclaimed Hampden. "What an age we live in! Is it tannin
+or the dregs of paganism? And you think it would be tempting Providence
+to do it while there are five more hours to run?"
+
+"I never do it, as a matter of fact," admitted Salt with perfect
+seriousness. "Of course, I _know_ that nothing would happen in the five
+hours if I did, but, all the same, I rather think that something would."
+
+"I hope that something will," said Hampden cheerfully. "Dinner, for
+example. Did I ever strike you as a gourmet, Salt? Well, nevertheless, I
+am a terrific believer in regular meals, although I don't care a straw
+how simple they are. You may read of some marvellous Trojan working
+under heavy pressure for twenty-four hours, and then snatching a hurried
+glass of Chateau d'Yquem and a couple of Abernethy biscuits, and going
+on again for another twenty-four. Don't believe it, Salt. If he is not
+used to it, his knees go; if he is used to it, they have gone already.
+If I were a general I solemnly declare that I would risk more to feed my
+men before an engagement, than I would risk to hold the best position
+all along the front. Your hungry man may fight well enough for a time,
+but the moment he is beaten he knows it. And, strangely enough, we
+English have won a good many important battles after we had been
+beaten."
+
+He had been locking up the safe and desk as he ran on, and now they
+walked together down the corridor. At the door of his own office Salt
+excused himself for a moment and went in. When he rejoined the baronet
+at the outer door, he held in his hand a little square of thin paper on
+which was printed in bold type
+
+ JULY 14.
+
+"You will regret it," said Hampden, not wholly jestingly. He saw at once
+that it was the tag for the day, torn from his calendar, that Salt held.
+
+"No," he replied, crumpling up the scrap of paper and throwing it away,
+"I may remember, but I shall not regret. When you have to think twice
+about doing a thing like that, it is time to do it.... You have no
+particular message for Deland?"
+
+"None at all, personally, I think. You will tell him as much as we
+decided upon. Let him know that his post will certainly be one of the
+most important outside the central office. What time do you go?"
+
+"The 10 train from Marylebone. Deland will be waiting up for me. There
+is an early restaurant train in the morning--the 7.20, getting in at
+10.40. I shall breakfast _en route_, and come straight on here."
+
+"That's right. Look out for young Hampshire in the train; he will
+probably wait on you, but you won't recognise him unless you remember
+the Manners-Clinton nose in profile. He regards it as a vast joke, but
+he is very keen. And sleep all the time you aren't feeding. Can't do
+better. Good night."
+
+Salt laughed as he turned into Pall Mall, speculating for a moment, by
+the light of his own knowledge, how little time this strenuous,
+simple-living man devoted to the things he advocated. If he had been
+able to follow Sir John's electric brougham for the remainder of that
+night he would have had still more reason to be sceptical.
+
+When Hampden reached his house and strode up to the door with the
+elastic step of a young man, despite his iron-grey hair and burden of
+responsibility, instead of the bronze Medusa knocker that had dropped
+from the hands of Pietro Sarpi and Donato in its time, his eyes
+encountered the smiling face of his daughter as she swung open the door
+before him. She had been sitting at an open window of the dull-fronted
+house until she saw the Hampden livery in the distance.
+
+"There is some one waiting in the library to see you," she said, as he
+kissed her cheek. "He said that he would wait ten minutes; you had
+already been seven."
+
+"Who is it?" he asked in quiet expectation. It was not unusual for
+Muriel to watch for him from the upper room, and to come down into the
+hall to welcome him, but to-night he saw at once that there was a mild
+excitement in her manner. "Who is it?" he asked.
+
+She told him in half a dozen whispered words, and then returned to the
+drawing-room and the society of a depressing companion, who chanced to
+be a poor and distant cousin, while Sir John turned toward the library.
+
+"Tell Styles to remain with the brougham if he is still in front," he
+said to a passing footman. The visit might presage anything.
+
+A young man, an inconspicuous young man in a blue serge suit, rose from
+the chair of Jacobean oak and Spanish leather where he had been sitting
+with a bowler hat between his hands and a cheap umbrella across his
+knees, and made a cursory bow as he began to search an inner pocket.
+
+"Sir John Hampden?" he enquired.
+
+"Yes," replied the master of the house, favouring his visitor with a
+more curious attention than he received in return. "You are from
+Plantagenet House, I believe?"
+
+The young man detached his left hand from the search and turned down the
+lapel of his coat in a perfunctory display of his credentials. Pinned
+beneath so that it should not obtrude was an insignificant little medal,
+so small and trivial that it would require the closest scrutiny to
+distinguish its design and lettering.
+
+But Sir John Hampden did not require any assurance upon the point. He
+knew by the evidence of just such another medallion which lay in his own
+possession that upon one side, around the engraved name of the holder,
+ran the inscription, "Every man according as he purposeth in his heart;"
+upon the other side a representation of St Martin dividing his cloak
+with the beggar. It was the badge of the Order of St Martin of Tours.
+
+The Order of St Martin embodied the last phase of organised benevolence.
+In the history of the world there had never been a time when men so
+passionately desired to help their fellow men; there had never been a
+time when they found it more difficult to do so to their satisfaction.
+From the lips of every social reformer, from the reports of the
+charitable organisations, from the testimony of the poor themselves the
+broad indictment had gone forth that every casual beggar was a rogue and
+a vagabond. Promiscuous alms-giving was tabulated among the Seven Curses
+of London.
+
+Organised charity was the readiest alternative. Again obliging
+counsellors raised their conscientious voices. Organised charity was
+wasteful, inelastic, unsympathetic, often superfluous. The preacher
+added a warning note: Let none think that the easy donation of a cheque
+here and there was charity. It was frequently vanity, it was often a
+cowardly compromise with conscience, it was never an absolution from the
+individual responsibility.
+
+So brotherly love continued, but often did not fructify, and the man who
+felt that he had the true Samaritan instinct, as he passed by on the one
+side of the suburban road, looked at his ragged neighbour lying under
+the hedge on the other side in a fit which might be epilepsy but might
+equally well be soap-suds in the mouth, and assured himself that if only
+he could believe the case to be genuine there was nothing on earth he
+would not do for the man.
+
+It was a very difficult age, every one admitted: "Society was so
+complex."
+
+There was evidence of the generous feeling--ill-balanced and spasmodic,
+it is true--on every hand. The poor were bravely, almost blindly, good
+to their neighbours in misfortune. The better-off were lavish--or had
+been until a few years previously--when they had certified proof that
+the cases were deserving. If a magistrate or a police court missionary
+gave publicity to a Pathetic Case, the Pathetic Case might be sure of
+being able to retire on a comfortable annuity. If only every Pathetic
+Case could have been induced to come pathetically into the clutches of a
+sympathetic police court cadi, instead of dying quite as pathetically in
+a rat-hole, one of the most pressing problems of benevolence might have
+been satisfactorily solved.
+
+The Order of St Martin of Tours was one of the attempts to reconcile the
+generous yearnings of mankind with modern conditions. Its field of
+action had no definable limit, and whatever a man wished to give it was
+prepared to utilise. It was not primarily concerned with money, although
+judged by the guaranteed resources upon which it could call if
+necessary, it would rank as a rich society. It imposed no subscription
+and made no outside appeal. Upon its books, against the name of every
+member, there was entered what he bound himself to do when it was
+required of him. It was a vast and comprehensive list, so varied that
+few ever genuinely applied for the services of the Order without their
+needs being satisfied. The city man willing to give a foolish and
+repentant youth another chance of honest work; the Sussex farmer anxious
+to prove what a month of South Down fare and Channel breezes would do
+for a small city convalescent; the prim little suburban lady, much too
+timid to attempt any personal contact with the unknown depths of sin and
+suffering, but eager to send her choicest flowers and most perfect fruit
+to any slum sick-room; the good-hearted laundry girl who had been
+through the fires herself, offering to "pal up to any other girl what's
+having a bit of rough and wants to keep straight without a lot of
+jaw,"--all found a deeper use in life beneath the sign of St Martin's
+divided cloak. Children, even little children, were not shut out; they
+could play with other, lonely, little children, and renounce some toys.
+
+The inconspicuous young man standing in Sir John Hampden's library--he
+was in a cheap boot shop, but he gave his early closing day to serve the
+Order as a messenger, and there were millionaires who gave less--found
+the thing he searched for, and handed to Sir John an unsealed envelope.
+
+"I accept," said the baronet, after glancing at the slip it contained.
+This was what he accepted:
+
+ ORDER OF ST. MARTIN OF TOURS.
+
+ _Case_. . . John Flak, 45 Paradise Buildings,
+ Paradise Street, Drury Lane, W.C.
+
+ _Cause_ . . Street Accident.
+
+ _Requirement_ Service through the night.
+
+ _Recommender_ L. K. Stone, M.D., 172 Great Queen
+ Street, W.C.
+
+ WALTHAM, MASTER.
+
+He could have declined; and his membership would have been at an end.
+But in a mission of personal service he could not accept and appoint a
+substitute. The Order was modern, business-like, reasonable,
+unemotional, and quite prepared to take humanity as it was. It did not
+seek to impose the ideal Christian standard, logically recognising that
+if a man gave _all_ he possessed, a system of Christian laws (a Caesar
+whom he was likewise bidden to obey) would at once incarcerate him in a
+prison for having no visible means of subsistence, and, if he persisted
+in his unnatural Christian conduct, in a lunatic asylum, where in its
+appointed season he would have the story of the Rich Ruler read for his
+edification.
+
+The Order was practical and "very nice to do with;" but it had a
+standard, and as a protest against that widespread reliance in the
+omnipotence of gold that marred the age it allowed no delegation of an
+office of mercy. On all points it was open; its thin medallion
+symbolised no mysteries or secret vows; nor, and on this one point it
+was unbending, as far as lay in the power of the Order should any
+second-hand virtue find place beneath its saintly ensign.
+
+A few years before, Paradise Street, with that marked inappropriateness
+that may be traced in the nomenclature of many London thoroughfares, had
+been the foulest, poorest, noisomest, most garbage-strewn and
+fly-infested region even in the purlieus of Drury Lane. It was not
+markedly criminal, it was merely filthy; and when smell-diseases broke
+out in central London it was generally found that they radiated from
+Paradise Street like ripples from a dead dog thrown into a pond.
+Presently a type foundry in the next street, growing backwards because
+it was impossible to expand further in any other direction, pushed down
+the flimsy tenements that stood between and reared a high wall, pierced
+with windows of prismatic glass, in their place. Soon public
+authorities, seeing that the heavens did not fall when a quarter of
+Paradise Street did, suddenly and unexpectedly tore down another quarter
+as though they had received a maddened impulse and Paradise Street had
+been a cardboard model. The phoenix that appeared on this site was a
+seven-storied block of workmen's dwellings. It could not be said to have
+given universal satisfaction. The municipal authorities who devised it
+bickered entertainingly over most of the details that lay between the
+foundations and the chimney-pots; the primitive dwellers in Paradise
+Street looked askance at it, as they did at most things not in liquid
+form; social reformers complained that it drove away the very poor and
+brought in a class of only medium poor; and ordinary people noticed that
+in place of the nearest approach to artistic dirt to be found in the
+metropolis, some one had substituted uninteresting squalor.
+
+Hampden dismissed his carriage in Lincoln's Inn Fields and walked the
+remainder of the way. He had changed into a dark lounge suit before he
+left, but, in spite of the principle he had so positively laid down, he
+had not stayed to dine. The inevitable, morbid little group marked the
+entrance to Paradise Buildings, but the incident was already three hours
+old, and the larger public interest was being reserved for the
+anticipated funeral.
+
+A slipshod, smug-faced woman opened the door of No. 45 in response to
+his discreet knock. He stepped into a small hall where coal was stored
+in a packing-case, and, on her invitation, through into the front room.
+Five more untidy women, who had been drinking from three cups, got up as
+he entered, and passed out, eyeing him with respectful curiosity as they
+went, and each dropping a word of friendly leavetaking to the slatternly
+hostess.
+
+"Don't be down'arted, my dear."
+
+"See you later, Emm."
+
+"Let's know how things are going, won't you?"
+
+"You'll remember about that black alpaker body?"
+
+"Well, so long, Mrs Flak. Gord bless yer."
+
+Sir John waited until the hall door closed behind the last frowsy woman.
+
+"I am here to be of any use I can," he said. "Did Dr Stone mention that
+some one would come?"
+
+"Yes, sir. Thank you, sir," she replied. She stood in the middle of the
+room, a picture of domestic incapacity, with a foolish look upon her
+rather comely features. The room was not bare of furniture, was not
+devoid of working-class comforts, but the dirty dishes, the dirty
+clothing, the dirty floor, told the plain tale.
+
+"I do not know any particulars of the case yet." He saw at once that he
+would have to take the lead in every detail. "Did the doctor speak of
+coming again, or leave any message?"
+
+"Yes, sir," she replied readily. She lifted an ornament on the
+mantelpiece and gave him a folded sheet of paper, torn from a note-book,
+that had been placed there for safety. He had the clearest impression
+that it would never have occurred to the woman to give it to him
+unasked.
+
+"To rep of O. St M.," ran the pencilled scrawl. "Shall endeavour to look
+in 8-8.30.--L.K.S."
+
+Even as he took out his watch there came a business-like knock at the
+door, an active step in the hall, and beneath the conventional greeting,
+the two men were weighing one another.
+
+Dr Stone had asked the Order to send a man of common-sense who could
+exercise authority if need be, and one who would not be squeamish in his
+surroundings. For reasons of his own he had added that if with these
+qualifications he combined that of being a Justice of the Peace, so much
+the better. Dr Stone judged that he had the man before him. Hampden saw
+a brisk, not too well shaven, man in a light suit, with a straw hat and
+a serviceable stick in his hands, until he threw them on the table.
+There was kindness and decision behind his alert eyes, and his manner
+was that of a benevolent despot marshalling his poor patients--and he
+had few others--as a regiment before him, marching them right and left
+in companies, bringing them sharply to the front, and bidding them to
+stand there and do nothing until they were told.
+
+"You haven't been into the other room yet?" he asked. "No, well----"
+
+He stopped with his hand on the door knob, turned back like a pointer on
+the suspicion of a trail, and looked keenly at the woman, then around
+the bestrewn room. If her eyes had slid the least betraying glance,
+Hampden did not observe it, but the doctor, without a word, strode to
+the littered couch, put his hand behind a threadbare cushion, and drew
+out a half-filled bottle. There was a gluggling ripple for a few
+seconds, and the contents had disappeared down the sink, while the
+terebinthine odour of cheap gin hung across the room.
+
+"Not here, Mrs Flak," he said sharply; and without changing her
+expression of vacuous good-nature, the woman meekly replied, "No, sir."
+
+Dr Stone led the way into the inner room and closed the door behind
+them. A man, asleep, insensible, or dead, lay on the bed, his face half
+hidden in bandages.
+
+"This is the position," explained the doctor, speaking very rapidly, for
+his time was mapped out with as little waste as there is to be found
+between the squares on a chess board. "This man went out of here a few
+hours ago and walked straight into an empty motor 'bus that was going
+round this way. That's how they all put it: he walked right into the
+thing. Why? He was a sober enough man, an attendant of some kind at one
+of the west end clubs. Because, as I have good reason to suppose, he was
+thinking absorbingly of something else.
+
+"Well, they carried him in here; it ought to have been the hospital, of
+course, but it was at his own doorstep it took place, you see, and it
+doesn't really matter, because to-morrow morning----!"
+
+"He will die then?" asked Hampden in a whisper, interpreting the quick
+gesture.
+
+"Oh, he will die as sure as his head is a cracked egg-shell. Between
+midnight and dawn, I should say. But before the end I look confidently
+for an interval of consciousness, or rather sub-consciousness. If I am
+wrong I shall have kept you up all night for nothing; if I am right you
+will probably hear something that he wants to say very much."
+
+"Whatever was in his mind when he met with the accident?"
+
+"That is my conviction. There has already been an indication of partial
+expression. Curiously enough, I have had two exactly similar cases, and
+this is going just the same way. In one it was a sum of money a man had
+banked under another name to keep it from his wife and for his children;
+in the second it was a blow struck in a scuffle, and an innocent man was
+doing penal servitude for it."
+
+"That is what you wished to have some one here for chiefly, then?" asked
+Hampden.
+
+"Everything, practically. You see the kind of people around? The wife is
+a fool; the neighbours are the class of maddening dolts who leave a
+suicide hanging until a policeman comes to cut him down. They would hold
+an orgie in the next room. In excitement the women fly to gin as
+instinctively as a nun flies to prayer. Order them out if they come, but
+I don't think that they will trouble you after I have spoken to the
+woman as I go. If there is anything to be caught it will have to be on
+the hop, so to speak. It may be a confession, a deposition of legal
+value, or only a request; one cannot guess. Questioning, when the
+sub-conscious stage is reached, might lead to something. It's largely a
+matter of luck, but intelligence may have an innings."
+
+"Is there nothing to be done--in the way of making it easier for him?"
+
+Dr Stone made a face expressive of their helplessness and shrugged his
+shoulders; then mentioned a few simple details.
+
+"He will never know," he explained. "Even when he seems conscious he
+will feel no pain and remember nothing of the accident. The clock will
+be mercifully set back." He smiled whimsically. "Forgive me if it never
+strikes." He turned to go. "The nearest call office is the kiosk in
+Aldwych," he remarked. "I am 7406 Covent Garden." No paper being visible
+he wrote the number on the wall. "After 10.30 as a general thing," he
+added.
+
+So the baronet was left alone with the still figure that counterfeited
+death so well, the man who would be dead before the dawn. He stepped
+quietly to the bed and looked down on him. The lower half of the face
+was free from swathing, and the lean throat and grizzled beard struck
+Sir John with a momentary surprise. It was the face of an elderly man;
+he had expected to find one not more than middle-aged as the companion
+of the young woman in the other room.
+
+There was a single chair against the wall, and he sat down. There was
+nothing else to do but to sit and wait, to listen to the sounds of
+voluminous life that rose from the street beneath, the careful creaking
+movements in the room beyond. From the shallow wainscotting near the bed
+came at intervals the steady ticking of a death-watch. It was nothing,
+as every one knew, but the note of an insect calling for its mate, but
+it thrilled and grew large in the stillness of the chamber ominously.
+
+A low tap on the door came as a relief. He found the woman standing
+there.
+
+"Is there anything different?" she asked, hanging on to the door. "I
+kept on thinking I heard noises."
+
+"No, there is no change," he replied. "Will you come in?"
+
+She shrank back at the suggestion. "Gord 'elp us, no!" she cried. "It's
+bad enough out there."
+
+"What are you afraid of?" he asked kindly.
+
+She had no words for it. Self-analysis did not enter into her daily
+life. But, sitting there alone among the noises, real and imagined, she
+had reached a state of terror.
+
+"There is nothing at all dreadful, nothing that would shock you," he
+said, referring to the appearance of the dying man. "You are his wife,
+are you not?"
+
+The foolish look, half stubborn, half vacuous, flickered about her face.
+"As good as," she replied. "It's like this----"
+
+"I see." He had no desire to hear the recital of the sordid details.
+
+"His wife's in a mad-house. Won't never be anywhere else, and I've been
+with him these five years, an honest woman to him all the time," she
+said, bridling somewhat at the suggestion of reproach. "No one's got no
+better right to the things, I'm sure." Her eloquence was stirred not so
+much to defend her reputation as by the fear that some one might step in
+to claim "the things."
+
+"There will be plenty of time to talk about that when--when it is
+necessary," he said. "Has he no relations about here who ought to be
+told?"
+
+"Nah," she said decisively; "no one but me. Why, he didn't even have no
+friends--no pals of his own class, as you may say. Very close about
+himself he was. All he thought of was them political corkses, as they
+call um." She came nearer to the door again, the gossiping passion of
+her class stronger than her fear, now that the earlier restraint of his
+presence was wearing off. "It's the only thing we ever had a 'arsh word
+about. It's all right and well for them that make a living at it, but
+many and many a time my 'usband's lost 'alf a day two and three times a
+week to sit in the Distingwidged Strangers' Gallery. You mightn't 'ardly
+think it, sir, but he was hand and foot with some of the biggest men
+there are; he was indeed."
+
+Hampden was looking at her curiously. He read into her "'arsh word" the
+ceaseless clatter of her nagging, shameless tongue when the old man
+brought home a few shillings less than he was wont; the aftermath of
+sullen silence, the unprepared meals and neglected home. He pictured him
+a patient, long-suffering old man, and pitied him. And now she took
+pride and boasted of the very things that she had upbraided him with.
+
+"Vickers he knew," she continued complacently, "and Drugget. He's shaken
+hands with Mr Strummery, the Prime Minister, more than onest. Then
+Tubes--you've heard speak of him?--he found Mr Tubes a very pleasant
+gentleman. Oh, and a lot more I can't remember."
+
+Hampden disengaged himself from further conversation with a single
+formal sentence, and returned to his vigil. There he was secure from her
+callous chatter. He saw the renewed look of terror start into her eyes
+when a board behind her creaked as the door was closing. He heard the
+startled shriek, but her squalid avarice cut off his sympathies. He sat
+down again and looked round at the already familiar objects in the room.
+The form lying on the bed had not changed a fraction of its rigid
+outline; but he missed something somewhere in the room, and for a minute
+he could not identify it. Then he remembered the ticking of the
+death-watch. It had ceased. He looked at his watch; it was not yet nine
+o'clock.
+
+He had not been back more than ten minutes when the subdued tapping--it
+was rather a timid scrape, as though she feared that a louder summons
+might call another forth--was repeated.
+
+"I don't see that it's no good my staying here," she gasped. "I've been
+sitting there till the furniture fair began to move towards me, and
+every bloomin' rag about the place had a face in it. It's giving me the
+fair horrors."
+
+He could not ignore her half-frenzied state. "What do you want to do?"
+he asked.
+
+"I want to go out for a bit," she replied, licking her thin feline lips.
+"You don't know what it's like. I want to hear real people talk and not
+see things move. I'll come back soon; before Gord, I will."
+
+"Yes, _how_ will you came back?"
+
+"I won't. May it strike me dead if I touch a drop. I'll go straight into
+Mrs Rugg's across the street, and she's almost what you might call a
+teetotaler."
+
+"The man you call your husband is dying in there, and he may need your
+help at any minute," he said sternly. It needed no gift of divination to
+prophesy that if the woman once left the place she would be hopelessly
+drunk before an hour had passed. "Don't sit down doing nothing but
+imagining things," he continued. "Make yourself some tea, and then when
+one of your friends comes round to see you, you can let her stay. But
+only one, mind."
+
+He saw the more sullen of her looks settle darkly about her face as he
+closed the door. He waited to hear the sound of the kettle being moved,
+the tea-cup clinking, but they never came. An unnatural, uncreaking
+silence reigned instead. He opened the door quietly and looked out. That
+room was empty, and, as he stood there, a current of cooler air fell
+across his cheek. Half a dozen steps brought him to the entrance to the
+little hall--the only other room there was. It also was empty, and the
+front door stood widely open. There was only one possible inference:
+"Mrs Flak" had fled.
+
+Sir John had confessed to possessing nerves, and to few men the
+situation would have been an inviting one. Still, there was only one
+possible thing to do, and he closed the door again, noticing, as he did
+so, that the action locked it. As he stood there a moment before
+returning to the bedroom and its tranquil occupant lying in his rigid,
+unbreathing sleep, a slight but continuous sound caught his ear. It was
+the most closely comparable (to attempt to define it) with the whirring
+of a clock as the flying pinion is released before it strikes. Or it
+might be that the doctor's simile prompted the comparison. It was not
+loud, but the room beyond seemed very, very still.
+
+It was not a time to temporise with the emotions. Hampden stepped into
+the next room and stood listening. He judged--nay, he was sure--that the
+sound came from the bedroom, but it was not repeated. Instead, something
+very different happened, something that was either terrifying or
+natural, according to the conditions that provoked it. Quite without
+warning there came a voice from the next room, a full, level, healthy
+voice, even strong, and speaking in the ordinary manner of conversation.
+
+"Will you please tell Mr Tubes that I am waiting here to see him?"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+MAN BETWEEN TWO MASTERS
+
+
+There was something in the situation that was more than gruesome,
+something that was peculiarly unnerving.
+
+In his anticipation of this moment as he had sat almost by the bedside,
+Hampden had conjectured that the dying man would perhaps lift a hand or
+move his head uneasily with the first instinct of returning
+consciousness. A sigh, a groan, might escape him, incoherent words
+follow, then broken but rational expressions of his suffering, and
+entreaties that something might be done to ease the pain. Or perhaps,
+after realising his position, he would nerve himself to betray no
+unmanly weakness, and, in the words of the significant old phrase,
+"turning his face to the wall," endure in stoical silence to the end. It
+would be painful, perhaps acutely distressing, but it would not be
+unnatural.
+
+There had been no groan, no sigh or broken words, no indication of
+weakness or suffering behind that half-closed door, nothing but the
+curious clock-like sound that had gone before the voice. And that voice!
+It was as full and strong, as vibrant and as ordinary as his own could
+ever be. Standing in the middle of the living-room Sir John could not
+deceive himself. It came from the other room where a minute before he
+had left the dying--yes, the almost dead--man lying with stark outline
+on the bed. There was no alternative: it was from those pallid lips that
+the words had come, it was by that still, inanimate man that they were
+spoken.
+
+The suddenness of the whole incident was shocking in itself, but that
+was not all; the mere contrast to what he had looked for was
+disconcerting, but there was something more; the curious unexpected
+nature of the request, if request it was, was not without its element of
+mystery, but above and beyond all else was the thought--the thought that
+for a dreadful moment held his heart and soul in icy bonds--what sight
+when he returned to the inner room, as return at once he must, what
+gruesome sight would meet his eyes?
+
+What phantoms his misgivings raised, every man may conjecture for
+himself. Follow, then, another step in imagination, and having given a
+somewhat free and ghastly fancy rein, push the chamber door cautiously
+and inch by inch, or fling it boldly open as you will; then pause upon
+the threshold, as Hampden did, in sharp surprise.
+
+Nothing was altered, no single detail had undergone the slightest
+change! On the bed, rigid and very sharp beneath the single unclean
+sheet, lay the body of the mangled man. Not a fold of his shroud-like
+wrapping differed from its former line, it did not seem possible that a
+breath had stirred him.
+
+Had the voice been a trick of the imagination? Hampden knew, as far as
+mortal man can be sure of any mortal sense, that the voice had been as
+real as his life itself. Then----? It occurred to him in a flash: here
+was the stage of under-consciousness of which Dr Stone had spoken. Of
+his pain, the accident, where he at that moment lay, and all his real
+surroundings, the sufferer knew nothing, and never would know. But out
+of the shock and shattering, some of the delicate machinery of the brain
+still kept its balance, and would continue to exercise its functions to
+the end.
+
+It was an ordeal, but it had to be done. It was the purpose for which he
+had been summoned. Sir John moved to the bedside, nerved himself to
+watch the ashen face, and said slowly and distinctly: "Mr Tubes is not
+here. Do you wish to see him?"
+
+There was just a perceptible pause, and then the bloodless lips replied.
+But not the faintest tremor of a movement stirred the body otherwise
+from head to foot, and in the chilling absence of expression the simile
+occurred to Hampden of bubbles rising from some unseen working to the
+surface of an inky pool.
+
+"I have come on purpose. Let him be told that it is most important."
+
+Hampden had to feel his way. The woman had mentioned that Flak was at
+least on terms of acquaintanceship with Mr Tubes. The doctor had
+surmised that the man had something he must say before he died. But was
+this the one true line, or a mere vagary of the sub-conscious state--a
+twist in the tortuous labyrinth that would lead to nothing?
+
+"He is not here at present," he said. "If you will tell me what you wish
+to say I will write it down, so that it cannot fail to reach him."
+
+"No. I cannot tell any one else. I must see him."
+
+"Mr Tubes is a very busy man. You know that he is the Home Secretary. Is
+it of sufficient importance to telegraph for him?"
+
+This time the answer followed on his last word with startling rapidity.
+Until the last phase that was the only variation in the delivery of the
+sentences--that sometimes there was a pause as though the working of the
+mind had to make a revolution before it reached the point of the mental
+clutch, at others it dropped into its gear at once.
+
+"It is important enough to send a coach and four for him," was the
+reply.
+
+Hampden might not be convinced of this but he was satisfied of one
+thing: the coherence of idea was being regularly maintained. How long
+would it last? It occurred to him to put the question.
+
+"I shall have to go out either to send the telegram myself or to find
+some one who will take it," he explained. "Until Mr Tubes comes or sends
+his reply will you _remain here_?"
+
+It was rather eerie to be holding conversation with the fragment of a
+man's brain with the man himself for all practical purposes eliminated.
+But he seemed to have arrived at a practical understanding with the
+centre of sub-consciousness.
+
+"I will remain," was the unhesitating reply, and Hampden felt assured
+that the line would not be lost.
+
+He had not definitely settled in his mind what to do when he opened the
+door leading on to the common stairs. A small child who had been
+loitering outside in a crouching position staggered back in momentary
+alarm at his sudden appearance. It was a ragged girl, perhaps ten or
+twelve years old, with cruelly unwieldy boots upon her stockingless
+feet, matted hair, and a precocious face full of unchildish knowledge.
+The inference that she had been applying either an eye or an ear to the
+keyhole was overwhelming.
+
+Her fear--it was only the slum child's instinct of flight--died out when
+she saw the gentleman. Toffs (so ran her experience) do not hit you for
+nothing.
+
+"Ee's in there yet, ain't ee?" she whispered, coming back boldly and
+looking up confidentially to his face. "I 'eard yer talking, but I
+couldn't tell what yer said. 'Ow long d'yer think 'e'll last?"
+
+Sir John looked down at the child, the child who had never been young,
+in shuddering pity.
+
+"It was me what picked 'is 'at up, but they wouldn't let me go in," she
+continued, as though the fact gave her a standing in the case. "Did yer
+see it in there?" She looked proudly at her right hand with horrid
+significance.
+
+"Come in here," he said, after considering. "Can you run an errand?"
+
+Her face reflected gloating eagerness as she entered, her attitude had
+just a tinge of pleasurable awe. He did not permit her to go further
+than the hall.
+
+"Is it to do with 'im?" she asked keenly. "Yehs!"
+
+"It is to go to the post office in Fleet Street," he explained. "You
+must go as fast as ever you can."
+
+"I can go anywhere as well as any boy, and as fast if I take my boots
+off. When that there Italian knifed her man--him what took up with Shiny
+Sal--in the Lane a year ago, it was me what fetched the police."
+
+He left her standing there--her face to the chink of the door before he
+had turned away--and went into the next room to write the message. He
+desired to make it neither too insistent nor too immaterial. "John Flak,
+of 45 Paradise Buildings, Paradise Street, Drury Lane, has met with
+fatal accident, and earnestly desires to see you on important business,"
+was the form it took. He had sufficient stamps in his pocket for the
+payment, and to these he added another for a receipt.
+
+"You can read?" he asked, returning to her.
+
+"Yehs!" she replied with her curious accent of lofty scorn at so
+ingenuous a question. "I read all the murders and sewercides to Blind
+Mike every Sunday morning."
+
+"Well, go as fast as you can to the post office in Fleet Street, and
+give them this paper where you see 'Telegrams' written up. Then wait for
+another piece of paper which they will give you, and bring it back to
+me. Here is sixpence for you now, and you shall have another shilling
+when you come back." He was making it more profitable for her to be
+honest than to be dishonest, which is perhaps the safest way in an
+emergency.
+
+It was nearly ten o'clock when he looked at his watch on her departure;
+it was not ten minutes past when she returned. She was panting but
+exultant, and watched his face for commendation as she gave him the
+receipt, as a probationary imp might watch the face of the Prince of
+Darkness on bringing in his first human soul. One boot she had dropped
+in her wild career, but so far from stopping to look for it, she had
+thrown away the other then as useless.
+
+Leaving the ghoul-child seated on the coal to thrill delightfully at
+every unknown sound, Hampden returned to the bedside. Much of the first,
+the absolutely cold horror of the situation, was gone. He judged it
+better not to allow too long an interval of silence in which that dim
+consciousness might slip back into the outer space of trackless
+darkness. Now that he knew what to expect it was not very unlike
+speaking to one who slept and held converse in his sleep.
+
+"I have sent for Mr Tubes, but, making due allowance, he can scarcely
+get here in less than an hour," he said. "If in the meantime there is
+anything that you wish to tell me, to make doubly sure, it will be
+received as a most sacred confidence."
+
+There was a longer pause than any before, so long that the watcher by
+the bedside was preparing to speak again; then the lips slowly opened,
+and the same full, substantial voice made reply.
+
+"I will wait. But he must be quick--quick!"
+
+The words seemed to disclose a fear, but there was no outward sign of
+failing power. Hampden ventured on another point.
+
+"Are you in pain?" he asked.
+
+The reply came more quickly this time, and, perhaps because he was
+looking for some such indication, the listener fancied that he caught
+the faintest stumbling, a little blurring of the outline here and there.
+
+"No, I am in no pain. But I have a terrible anxiety that weighs me
+down."
+
+There was nothing to be gained by further questioning. Sir John returned
+to the other room. The fire was low and the grate choked with ashes; he
+had begun to replenish it when a curious sound startled him. He only
+heard it between the raspings of the poker as he raked the ashes out,
+but it was not to be mistaken. It was the sharp, dry, clock-like
+whirring that had been the first indication of life and speech beyond
+the bedroom door more than an hour before.
+
+A board creaked behind him, and he turned with an exclamation to see the
+dreadful child standing in the middle of the room. Barefooted, she had
+slipped noiselessly in from the hall at the first tremor of that unusual
+sound, and now, with her dilated eyes fixed fearfully on the door, her
+shrinking form bent forward, she slowly crept nearer step by step. Her
+face quivered with terror, her whole body shook, but she went on as
+surely as though a magnet drew her.
+
+"What are you doing?" cried Hampden sharply. "Why did you not stay where
+I told you?"
+
+She turned her face, but not her eyes, towards him. "Yer heard it,
+didn't yer?" she whispered. "Ain't that what they call the death-rattle
+what comes?"
+
+He took her by the shoulder and swung her impatiently round. "Go back,
+you imp," he commanded. "Back and stay there, or you shall go out."
+
+She crept back, looking fearfully over her shoulder all the way.
+Something else was happening to engage Hampden's attention. In the next
+room the man was speaking, speaking spontaneously, as he had done once
+before, but beyond all doubt the voice was weaker now. The momentary
+interruption of the child's presence had drowned the first part of the
+sentence, but Hampden caught a word that strung up every faculty he
+possessed--"League."
+
+"----League will then suddenly issue a notice to all its members,
+putting an embargo--a boycott, if you will--on----"
+
+The voice trailed off, and, although he sprang to the door, Sir John
+could not distinguish another word. But that fragment alone was
+sufficiently startling. To the President of the Unity League it could
+only have one meaning; for it was true! Some--how much?--of their plan
+lay open. And to how many was it known? The terrible anxiety of this
+poor, battered wreck, unconsciously loyal to his class in death, to give
+the warning before he passed away, seemed to indicate that nothing but
+the frayed thread of one existence stood in the League's path yet.
+
+Was there anything to be done? That was Hampden's first thought. There
+was plainly one thing: to learn, if possible, before Mr Tubes's arrival,
+how much was known.
+
+Nothing was changed; only the death-watch ticked again. He leaned over
+the bed in his eagerness, and, stilling the throbbing excitement of his
+blood, tried to speak in a tone of commonplace indifference.
+
+"Yes, continue."
+
+There was no response.
+
+"Repeat the sentence," he commanded, concentrating his voice in his
+desperation, and endeavouring by mere force of will to impose its
+authority on the indefinite consciousness.
+
+Just as well might he have commanded the man to get up and walk.
+
+Had that last elusive thread that held him to mortality been broken?
+Hampden bent still lower. The pallid face was no more pallid than
+before, but before it could scarcely have been more death-like. The
+acutest test could not have found a trace of breath. He put together the
+gradual failing of the voice that little more than an hour ago had been
+as full and vigorous as his own, the unfinished sentence, the
+silence----
+
+Suddenly he straightened himself by the bedside with a sense of guilt
+that struck him like a blow. What was he thinking--hoping? Who was
+he--Sir John Hampden, President of the Unity League? Not in that room!
+The man who watched by the bedside stood there even as the humblest
+servant of the Order of St. Martin, pledged while in that service to
+succour in "trouble, sorrow, need, sickness, or any other adversity."
+
+It did not occur to him to debate the point. His way seemed very
+straight and clear. His plain duty to the dying man was to try by every
+means in his power to carry out his one overwhelming desire. Its
+successful accomplishment might aim a more formidable blow at his own
+ambition than almost anything else that could happen. It could not ward
+off the attack upon which the League was now concentrating--nothing
+could do that--but an intimate knowledge of the details of that scheme
+of retaliation might act in a hundred adverse ways. Hampden did not stop
+to consider what might happen on the one side and on the other. A
+thousand years of argument and sophistries could not alter the one great
+fact of his present duty. He had a very simple conscience, and he
+followed it.
+
+If he could have speeded Mr Tubes's arrival he would have done so now.
+He went into the hall to listen. The street child was still there,
+sitting on the coal, as sharp-eyed and wakefully alert as ever. He had
+forgotten her.
+
+"Come, little imp," he said kindly, "I ought to have packed you off long
+ago." It was, in point of fact, nearly eleven o'clock.
+
+"Ain't doin' no aharm to the coal," she muttered.
+
+"That's not the question. You ought to have been at home and in bed by
+this time of night."
+
+She looked up at him sharply with a suspicion that such innocence in a
+grown-up man could not be unassumed.
+
+"Ain't got no bed," she said contemptuously. "Ain't got no 'ome."
+
+A sentence rang through his mind: "The birds of the air have nests."
+
+"Where do you sleep?" he asked.
+
+"Anywhere," she replied.
+
+"And how do you live?"
+
+"Anyhow."
+
+The lowest depths of human poverty had not been abolished by Act of
+Parliament after all.
+
+A knock at the door interrupted the reflection. The child had already
+heard the step and sought to efface herself in the darkest corner.
+
+Hampden had not noticed the significance of the knock. He opened the
+door, prepared to admit the Home Secretary. So thoroughly had he
+dissociated his own personality from the issue, that he felt the keenest
+interest that the man should arrive before it was too late. He opened
+the door to admit him, and experienced an actual pang of disappointment
+when he saw who stood outside.
+
+He had sent a telegram instead. Whatever the telegram said did not
+matter very much. Hampden instinctively guessed that he was not coming
+then--was not on his way. Anything less than that would be too late.
+
+He took the orange envelope and opened it beneath the flaring gas that
+piped and whistled at the stairhead.
+
+"There is no reply," he said quietly, folding the paper slowly and
+putting it away in his pocket-book. Were it not that the gain to Hampden
+of the League was so immense one might have thought, to see him at that
+moment, that he felt ashamed of something in life.
+
+Members of Parliament had every department of the postal system freely
+at their service. The statement may not be out of place, for this was
+what the telegram contained:
+
+ "Deeply regret to hear of Comrade Flak's accident, and will
+ have it fully enquired into. Was it while he was engaged at
+ work? Cannot, however, recall any business upon which he could
+ wish to see me. Probably a mental hallucination caused by
+ shock. Have been terribly busy all day, and am engaged at this
+ moment with important State papers which _must_ be finished
+ before I go to bed. If it is thought desirable I will, on
+ receiving another wire, come first thing in the morning, but
+ before deciding to take this course I beg you to consider
+ incessant calls made on my time. Let everything possible be
+ done for the poor fellow.
+
+ "JAMES TUBES."
+
+The burden of failure pressed on Hampden as he walked slowly to the
+bedroom. In that environment of death his own gain did not touch him at
+all, so completely had he succeeded in eliminating for the time every
+consideration except an almost fanatical sense of duty to the articles
+of the Order. It would be better, he felt, if the shadowy consciousness
+that hovered around the bed could have sunk finally into its eternal
+sleep, without suffering the pang of being recalled only to hear _this_,
+but something in the atmosphere of the room, a brooding tension of
+expectancy that seemed to quicken in the silence, warned him that this
+was not to be.
+
+"A reply has been received from Mr Tubes in answer to our telegram."
+
+"He is here?" There was no delay this time; there was an intense
+eagerness that for a brief minute overcame the growing weakness.
+
+"No. He cannot come. He regrets, but he is engaged on matters of
+national importance."
+
+Silence. Painful silence. In it Hampden seemed to share the cruel
+frustration of so great a hope deferred.
+
+"There is this," he continued, more for the sake of making any
+suggestion than from a belief in its practicability; "I might go and
+compel him to come. If he understood the urgency----"
+
+"It is too late.... A little time ago there was a thin white mist; now
+it is a solid wall of dense rolling fog. It is nearer--relentless,
+unevadable...."
+
+"I can still write down what you have to say. Consider, it is the only
+hope."
+
+"I cannot judge.... I had a settled conviction that no other ear....
+Stay, quick; there are the notes! Incomplete, but they will put him on
+the track.... Swear, swear that you will place them in his hand unread."
+
+"I swear to do as you ask me. Go on quickly."
+
+"To-night, now. Do not ... do not let ... do not wait...."
+
+"Yes, yes. But the notes? Where are they? How am I to know them?" The
+voice was growing very thin and faltering, weaker with every word. The
+disappointment had sapped all its failing strength at a single blow.
+
+"The notes ... yes. You will explain.... The black wall ... how it
+towers!..." He was whispering inaudibly.
+
+Hampden leaned over the dying man in a final effort.
+
+"Flak!" he cried, "the notes on the Unity League! Where are they?
+Speak!"
+
+"The envelope"--he caught a breath of sound--"... coat lining.... _I
+must go_!"
+
+Twenty minutes later Sir John picked up his motor brougham in New Oxford
+Street. He had telephoned immediately on leaving Paradise Buildings for
+it to start out at once and wait for him near Mudie's corner. In
+Paradise Street he had seen a bacchanalian group surrounding "Mrs Flak,"
+high priestess, who chanted a song in praise of home and the domestic
+virtues. It was at this point that he missed the ghoul-child from his
+side.
+
+A south-east wind was carrying the midnight boom of the great clock at
+Westminster as far as Kilburn when he turned out of the High Road, and
+the little clocks around had taken up the chorus, like small dogs
+envious of the baying of a hound, as he stopped before the Home
+Secretary's house.
+
+There was a light still burning in a room on the ground floor, and it
+was Mr Tubes himself who came to the door.
+
+"I have to place in your hands an envelope of papers entrusted to me by
+a man called Flak who died in Paradise Street an hour ago," said
+Hampden, and with the act he brought his night of duty as a faithful
+servant of his Order to an end.
+
+"Oh, that's you," said Mr Tubes, peering out into the darkness. "I had a
+wire about it. So the poor man is dead?"
+
+"Yes," replied Hampden a shade drily. "The poor man is dead."
+
+Mr Tubes fancied that he saw the lamps of a cab beyond his garden gate,
+and he wondered whether he was being expected to offer to pay the fare.
+
+"Well, it's very good of you to take the trouble, though, between
+ourselves, I hardly imagine that the papers are likely to be of any
+importance," he remarked. "Now may I ask who I am indebted to?"
+
+Hampden had already turned to go. He recognised that in the strife which
+he was about to precipitate, the man who stood there would be his
+natural antagonist, and he regretted that he could not find it in his
+nature to like him any better than he did.
+
+"What I have done, I have done as a servant of the Order of St Martin,"
+he replied. "What I am about to do," he added, "I shall do as Sir John
+Hampden."
+
+And leaving Mr Tubes standing on the doorstep in vast surprise, the
+electric carriage turned its head-lights to the south again.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+BY TELESCRIBE
+
+
+What Sir John Hampden was "about to do" he had decided in the course of
+the outward journey.
+
+There was nothing in his actions, past or prospective, that struck him
+as illogical. He would have said, indeed, that they were the only
+possible outcome of the circumstance.
+
+For the last four hours, as the nameless emissary of the Order to whose
+discipline he bound himself, he had merged every other feeling in his
+duty to the dying man and in the fulfilment of a death-bed charge.
+
+That was over; now, as the President of the Unity
+
+League, he was on his way to try by every means in his power to minimise
+the effect of what he had done; to anticipate and counteract the value
+of the warning he had so scrupulously conveyed.
+
+It was a fantastic predicament. He had sat for perhaps half an hour with
+the unsealed envelope in his pocket, and no eye had been upon him. He
+had declared passionately, year after year, that class and class were
+now at war, that the time for courteous retaliation was long since past,
+that social martial law had been proclaimed. Yet as he drove back to
+Trafalgar Chambers he would have given a considerable sum of money--the
+League being not ill provided, say fifty thousand pounds--to know the
+extent of those notes.
+
+When he reached the offices it was almost half-past twelve. Salt would
+be flying northward as fast as steam could take him, and for the next
+two hours at least, cut off from the possibility of any communication.
+The burden of decision lay on Hampden alone.
+
+He had already made it. Within an hour he would have pledged the League
+to a line of policy from which there was no retreat. Before another day
+had passed the Government could recall the little band of secret service
+agents and consign their reports to the wastepaper basket. Every one
+would know everything. Everything? He smiled until the remembrance of
+that cheap frayed envelope in Mr Tubes's possession drove the smile
+away.
+
+Next to his own office stood the instrument room. Here, behind double
+doors that deadened every sound, were ranged the telephones, the tape
+machines, the Fessenden-d'Arco installation, and that most modern
+development of wireless telegraphy which had come just in time to save
+the over-burdened postal system from chronic congestion, the telescribe.
+
+Hampden had not appeared to move hurriedly, but it was just seventeen
+seconds after he had sent his brougham roving eastward that he stood
+before the telephone.
+
+"1432 St Paul's, please."
+
+There was a sound as of rushing water and crackling underwood. Then the
+wire seemed to clear itself like a swimmer rising from the sea, and a
+quiet, far-away voice was whispering in his ear: "Yes, I'm Lidiat."
+
+"I am at Trafalgar Chambers," said Hampden, after giving his name. "I
+want you to drop _anything_ you are on and come here. If my motor is not
+waiting for you at the corner of Chancery Lane, you will meet it along
+the Strand."
+
+At the other end of the wire, Lidiat--the man who possessed the sixth
+code typewriter--looked rather blankly at his pipe, at the little silver
+carriage clock ticking on the mantelpiece, at the fluted white-ware
+coffee set, and at his crowded desk. Then, concluding that if the
+President of the Unity League sent a message of that kind after midnight
+and immediately rang off again he must have a good reason for it, he
+locked up his room as it stood, took up a few articles promiscuously
+from the rack in the hall, and walked out under the antique archway into
+Fleet Street.
+
+In the meantime the Exchange was being urged to make another attempt to
+get on with "2743 Vincent," this time with success.
+
+"Mr Salt is not 'ere, I repeat, sir," an indignant voice was protesting.
+"He is out of town."
+
+"Yes, yes, Dobson, I know," replied "St James's." "I am Sir John
+Hampden. What train did your master go by?"
+
+"Beg pardon, sir," apologised "Vincent." "Didn't recognise your voice at
+first, Sir John. The wires here is 'issing 'orrible to-night. He went by
+the 10 o'clock from the Great Central, and told me to meet the 10.40
+Midland to-morrow morning."
+
+"He did actually go by the 10 train?"
+
+"I 'anded him the despatch case through the carriage window not five
+minutes before the whistle went. He was sitting with his----"
+
+"Thank you, Dobson. That's all I wanted to know. Sorry if you had to get
+up. Good night," and Sir John cut off a volume of amiable verbosity as
+he heard the bell of his Launceston ring in the street below.
+
+"Fellow watching your place," said Lidiat, jerking his head in the
+direction of a doorway nearly opposite, as Hampden admitted him. Had he
+himself been the object of the watcher's attention it would have been
+less remarkable, for had not the time and the place been London after
+midnight, Lidiat's appearance must have been pronounced bizarre.
+Reasonable enough on all other points he had a fixed conviction that it
+was impossible for him to work after twelve o'clock at night unless he
+wore a red silk skull cap, flannels, and yellow Moorish slippers. Into
+this aesthetic costume he had changed half an hour before Hampden rang
+him up, and in it, with the addition of a very short overcoat and a silk
+hat that displayed an inch of red beneath the brim, he now stepped from
+the brougham, a large, bovine-looking man, perfectly bald, and still
+clinging to his pipe.
+
+Hampden laughed contemptuously as he glanced across the street.
+
+"They have put on half a dozen private enquiry men lately," he
+explained. "They are used to divorce, and their sole idea of the case
+seems to be summed up in the one stock phrase, 'watching the house.'
+Possibly they expect to see us through the windows, making bombs. Why
+don't they watch Paris instead? Egyptian Three Per Cents. have gone up
+75 francs in the last fortnight, all from there, and for no obvious
+reason."
+
+Lidiat nodded weightily. "We stopped too much comment," he said. "Lift
+off?"
+
+"There are only two short flights," apologised Hampden. "Yes; I saw that
+even the financial papers dismissed it as a 'Pied Piper rise.' Here we
+are."
+
+They had not lingered as they talked, although the journalist ranked
+physical haste and bodily exertion--as typified by flights of
+stairs--among the forbidden things of life.
+
+Hampden had brought him to the instrument room. In view of what he was
+asking of Lidiat, some explanation was necessary, but he put it into the
+narrowest possible form. It was framed not on persuasiveness but
+necessity.
+
+"Salt is away, something has happened, and we have to move a week before
+we had calculated."
+
+Lidiat nodded. He accepted the necessity as proved; explanation would
+have taken time. His training and occupation made him chary of
+encouraging two words when one would do, between midnight and the hour
+when the newspapers are "closed up" and the rotaries begin to move.
+
+"I should like," continued Hampden, "in to-day's issue of every morning
+paper a leader, two six-inch items of news, one home one foreign, and a
+single column six-inch advertisement set in the middle of a full white
+page."
+
+Lidiat had taken off his hat and overcoat and placed them neatly on a
+chair. It occurred to him as a fair omen that Providence had dealt
+kindly with him in not giving him any opportunity of changing his
+clothes. He now took out his watch and hung it on a projecting stud of
+the telephone box.
+
+"Yes, and the minimum?" He did not think, as a lesser man with equal
+knowledge of Fleet Street might have done, that Hampden had gone mad. He
+knew that conventionally such a programme was impossible, but he had
+known of impossible things being done, and in any case he understood by
+the emphasis that this was what Hampden would have done under freer
+circumstances.
+
+"That is what I leave to you. The paragraphs and comment at some length
+I shall look for. The provinces are out of the question, I suppose? The
+eight leading London dailies _must_ be dealt with."
+
+"You give me _carte blanche_, of course--financially?"
+
+"Absolutely, absolutely. Guarantee everything to them. Let them arrange
+for special trains at all the termini. Let them take over all the
+garages, motor companies, and cab yards in London as going concerns for
+twelve hours. They will all be in it except _The Tocsin_ and _The
+Masses_. We can deal with the distributing houses later. You see the
+three points? It is the patriotic thing to do at any cost; they can have
+anything they like to make up time; and it is absolutely essential."
+
+"Yes," said Lidiat; "and the matter?"
+
+Hampden had already taken a pencilled sheet of paper from his pocket. He
+had written it on his way up to Kilburn. He now handed it to the
+journalist.
+
+"Between four and five o'clock that will be telescribed over the entire
+system," he explained. "Those who are not on the call will see it in the
+papers or hear from others. Every one will know before to-night."
+
+He watched Lidiat sharply as he read the statement. Apart from the two
+principals, he was the first man in England to receive the confidence,
+and Sir John had a curiosity, not wholly idle, to see how it would
+strike him. But Lidiat was not, to use an obsolete phrase, "the man in
+the street." He absorbed the essence of the manifesto with a trained,
+practical grasp, and then held out his hand for the other paper, while
+his large, glabrous face remained merely vacant in its expression.
+
+The next paper was a foreign telegram in cipher, and as Lidiat read the
+decoded version that was pinned to it, the baronet saw, or fancied that
+he saw, the flicker of a keener light come into his eyes and such a
+transient wave across his face, as might, in a man of impulse, indicate
+enthusiasm or appreciation.
+
+"Are there to be any more of these--presently?" was all he said.
+
+"I think that I might authorise you to say that there will be others to
+publish, as the moment seems most propitious."
+
+"Very good. I will use the instruments now."
+
+"There is one more point," said Hampden, writing a few short lines on a
+slip of paper, "that it might be desirable to make public now."
+
+Lidiat took the paper. This was what he read:
+
+ "_You are at liberty to state definitely that the membership of
+ the Unity League now exceeds five million persons._"
+
+There was a plentiful crop of grey hairs sown between Charing Cross and
+Ludgate Hill in the early hours of that summer morning. With his mouth
+to the telephone, Lidiat stirred up the purlieus of Fleet Street and the
+Strand until office after office, composing room after composing room,
+and foundry after foundry, all along the line, began to drone and hum
+resentfully, like an outraged apiary in the dead of night. When he once
+took up the wire he never put it down again until he had swept the
+"London Dailies: Morning" section of Sell and Mitchell from beginning to
+end. Those who wished to retort and temporise after he had done with
+them, had to fall back upon the telescribe--which involved the
+disadvantage to Fleet Street of having to write and coldly transmit the
+indignant messages that it would fain pour hot and blistering into its
+tormentor's ear. For two hours and a half by the watch beneath his eye
+he harrowed up all the most cherished journalistic traditions of the
+land, and from a small, box-like room a mile away, he controlled the
+reins of the Fourth Estate of an Empire--a large, fat, perspiring man of
+persuasive authority, and conscious of unlimited capital at his back.
+
+By the end of that time chaos had given place to order. _The Scythe_ had
+shown an amenable disposition with a readiness suggesting that it
+possibly knew more than it had told in the past. _The Ensign_ was won
+over by persuasion and the condition of the Navy, and _The Mailed Fist_
+was clubbed and bullied and cajoled with big names until it was dazed.
+For seven minutes Lidiat poured patriotism into the ear of _The
+Beacon's_ editor, and gold into the coffers of _The Beacon's_ manager,
+and then turned aside to win over _The Daily News-Letter_ by telling it
+what _The Daily Chronicler_ was doing, and the _Chronicler_ by reporting
+the _News-Letter's_ acquiescence. _The Morning Post Card_ remained
+obdurate for half an hour, and only capitulated after driving down and
+having an interview with Hampden. _The Great Daily_--well, for more than
+a year _The Great Daily_ had been the property and organ of the League,
+only no one had suspected it. The little _Illustrated Hour_, beset by
+the difficulty of half-tone blocks, and frantic at the thought of having
+to recast its plates and engage in the mysteries of "making ready" again
+after half its edition had been run off, was the last to submit. So long
+was it in making up its mind, that at last Lidiat sarcastically proposed
+an inset, and, taking the suggestion in all good faith, the _Illustrated
+Hour_ startled its sober patrons by bearing on its outside page a gummed
+leaflet containing a leaderette and two news paragraphs.
+
+So the list spun out. Lidiat did not touch the provinces, but sixteen
+London dailies, including some sporting and financial organs, marked the
+thoroughness of his work. At half-past three he finally hung up the
+receiver; and taking the brougham, rode like another Wellington over the
+field of his still palpitating Waterloo. His appearance, bovine and
+imperturbable despite the shameful incongruity of his garb when revealed
+in the tremulous and romantic dawn of a day and of an epoch, and further
+set off by the unimpeachable correctness of the equipage from which he
+alighted, was a thing that rankled in the minds of lingering compositors
+and commissionaires until their dying days.
+
+A few minutes after his departure Hampden returned to the telephone and
+desired to make the curious connection "1 Telescribe."
+
+"Who is there?" he asked, when "1 Telescribe" responded.
+
+The man at the other end explained that he was a clerk on the main
+platform of "1 Telescribe"--name of Firkin, if the fact was of
+Metropolitan interest.
+
+"Is Mr Woodbarrow there yet?"
+
+It appeared, with increased respect, that Mr Woodbarrow was in his own
+office and could be informed of the gentleman's name.
+
+"Please tell him that Sir John Hampden wishes to speak with him."
+
+In two minutes another voice filtered through the wire, a voice which
+Hampden recognised.
+
+"What are you running with now, Mr Woodbarrow?" he asked, when brief
+courtesies had been exchanged.
+
+Mr Woodbarrow made an enquiry, and was able to report that a 5 H.P.
+Tangye was supplying all the power they needed at that hour. Nothing was
+coming through, he explained, except a few press messages from America,
+a little business from Australia, and some early morning news from
+China.
+
+"I should be obliged if you would put on the two Westinghouses as soon
+as you can, and then let me know when you can clear the trunk lines for
+a minute. Within the next hour I want to send an 'open board' message."
+
+There was no response to this matter-of-fact request for an appreciable
+five seconds, but if ever silence through a telephone receiver conveyed
+an impression of blank amazement at the other end, it was achieved at
+that moment.
+
+"Do I rightly understand, Sir John," enquired Mr Woodbarrow at the end
+of those five seconds, "that you wish to repeat a message over the
+entire system?"
+
+"That is quite correct."
+
+"It will constitute a record."
+
+"An interesting occasion, then."
+
+"Have you calculated the fees, Sir John?"
+
+"No, I have not had the time. You will let me know when the power is
+up?"
+
+Mr Woodbarrow, only just beginning to realise fully the magnitude of the
+occasion and tingling with anticipation, promised to act with all
+possible speed, and going to his own room Sir John took up an agate pen
+and proceeded to write with special ink on prepared paper this
+encyclical despatch.
+
+A library of books had been written on the subject of the telescribe
+within two years of its advent, but a general description may be
+outlined untechnically in a page or two. It was, for the moment, the
+last word of wireless telegraphy. It was efficient, it was speedy, it
+was cheap, and it transmitted in facsimile. It had passed the stage of
+being wondered at and had reached that of being used. It was universal.
+It was universal, that is, not in the sense that tongues are universally
+in heads, for instance, but, to search for a parallel, as universal as
+letter-boxes are now on doors, book-cases in houses, or cuffs around
+men's wrists. There were, in point of number, about three millions on
+the index book.
+
+It was speedy because there was no call required, no intervention of a
+connecting office to wait for. That was purely automatic. Above the
+telescribe box in one's hall, study, or sitting-room, was a wooden panel
+studded with eight rows of small brass knobs, sixteen knobs in each row.
+These could be depressed or raised after the manner of an electric light
+stud, and a similar effect was produced: a connection was thereby made.
+
+All the country--England and Wales--was mapped out into sixteen primary
+divisions, oblong districts of equal size. The top row of brass knobs
+corresponded with these divisions, and by pulling down any knob the
+operator was automatically put into communication with that part of the
+system, through the medium of the huge central station that reared its
+trellised form, like an Eiffel Tower, above the hill at Harrow, and the
+subsidiary stations which stood each in the middle of its division.
+
+The second stage was reached by subdividing each primary division into
+sixteen oblong districts, and with these the second row of knobs
+corresponded. Six more times the subdividing process was repeated, and
+each subdivision had its corresponding row. The final division
+represented plots of ground so small that no house or cottage could
+escape location.
+
+Pulling down the corresponding studs on the eight rows instantly and
+automatically established the connection. The written communication
+could then be transmitted, and in the twinkling of an eye it was traced
+on a sheet of paper in the receiving box. There was no probability of
+the spaces all being occupied with telescribes for some years to come. A
+calculation will show that there was provision for a good many thousand
+million boxes, but only three million were fixed and attuned at this
+period.
+
+That, briefly, was the essential of the telescribe system. It was
+invaluable for most purposes, but not for all. Though speedier than the
+letter, it lacked its privacy when it reached its destination, and it
+also, in the eyes of many, lacked the sentimental touch, as from hand to
+hand, which a letter may convey. It carried no enclosures, of course,
+and, owing to the difficulties of ink and paper, printed matter could
+not be telescribed at all. It cost twice as much as a letter, but as
+this was spread in the proportion of three-quarters to the sender and
+one quarter to the receiver the additional cost was scarcely felt by
+either. Thus it came about that although the telescribe had diminished
+the volume of telegrams by ninety per cent., and had made it possible
+still to cope with a volume of ordinary postal correspondences which up
+to that time had threatened to swamp the department, it had actually
+superseded nothing.
+
+At four o'clock Mr Woodbarrow called up Sir John and reported that the
+two great engines were running smoothly, and that for three minutes the
+entire system would be closed against any message except his. In other
+words, while the "in" circuit was open to three million boxes, the "out"
+circuit was closed against all except one. It was not an absolutely
+necessary precaution, for overlapping telescripts "stored latent" until
+the way was clear, but it was not an occasion on which to hesitate about
+taking every safeguard.
+
+The momentous order was already written. Hampden opened the lid of a
+small flat box supported on the telescribe shelf by four vulcanite feet,
+put the paper carefully in, and closed the lid again. He had pulled down
+the eight rows of metal studs in anticipation of Woodbarrow's message,
+and there was only one more thing to do. A practical, unemotional man,
+and not unused, in an earlier decade, to controlling matters of national
+importance with energy and decision, he now stood with his hand above
+the fatal switch, not in any real doubt about his action, but with a
+kind of fascinated time-languor. A minute had already passed. To pull
+down the tiny lever and release it would not occupy a second. At what
+period of those three minutes should he do it? How long _dare_ he leave
+it? He caught himself wondering whether on the last second--and with an
+angry exclamation at the folly he pressed the lever home.
+
+There was no convulsion of nature; a little bell a foot away gave a
+single stroke, and that was all the indication that the President of the
+Unity League had passed the Rubicon and unmasked his battery.
+
+This was what he had written and scattered broadcast over the land:
+
+ "THE UNITY LEAGUE.
+
+ "The time has now arrived when it is necessary for the League
+ to take united action in order to safeguard the interests of
+ its members.
+
+ "In directing a course which may entail some inconvenience, but
+ can hardly, with ordinary foresight, result in real hardship,
+ your President reminds you of the oft-repeated warning that
+ such a demand would inevitably be made upon your sincerity. The
+ opportunity is now at hand for proving that as a class our
+ resource and endurance are not less than those of our
+ opponents.
+
+ "On or before the 22nd July, members of the League will cease
+ until further notice to purchase or to use coal in the form of
+ (_a_) Burning Coal (except such as may be already on their
+ premises), (_b_) Coke (with the exception as before), (_c_)
+ Gas, (_d_) Coal-produced electricity.
+
+ "The rule applies to all private houses, offices, clubs,
+ schools, and similar establishments; to all hotels,
+ restaurants, boarding-houses and lodging-houses, with the
+ exception (for the time) of necessary kitchen fires, which will
+ be made the subject of a special communication, to all
+ greenhouses and conservatories not used for the purposes of
+ trade; and to all shops, workshops, and similar buildings where
+ oil or other fuel or illuminant not produced or derived from
+ coal can be safely substituted.
+
+ "Members of the League who have no coal in stock, and who do
+ not possess facilities for introducing a substitute
+ immediately, are at liberty to procure sufficient to last for a
+ week. With this exception members are required to cancel all
+ orders at present placed for coal. The League will take all
+ responsibility and will defend all actions for breach of
+ contract.
+
+ "_Members of the League are earnestly requested to co-operate
+ in this line of action both as regards the letter and the
+ spirit of the rule._
+
+ "MEMBERS ARE EMPHATICALLY ASSURED THAT EVERY POSSIBLE
+ DEVELOPMENT OF THE CAMPAIGN HAS BEEN FULLY CONSIDERED DURING
+ THE PAST TWO YEARS, AND IT IS ADVANCED WITH ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE
+ THAT NOTHING UNFORESEEN CAN HAPPEN TO MAR ITS SUCCESSFUL
+ CONCLUSION.
+
+ "Nothing but the loyal co-operation of members is required to
+ ensure the triumph of those Principles of Government which the
+ League has always advocated, and a complete attainment of the
+ object for which the League came into existence.
+
+ "JOHN HAMPDEN, _President_.
+
+ "TRAFALGAR CHAMBERS,
+
+ "LONDON, 15^{_th_} _July_ 1918."
+
+In the past the world had seen very many strikes on the part of workers,
+not selfishly conceived in their essence, but bringing a great deal of
+poverty and misery in their train, and declared solely for the purpose
+of benefiting the strikers through the necessity of others. In the more
+recent past the world had seen employers combine and declare a few
+strikes (the word will serve a triple purpose) for just the same end and
+accompanied by precisely similar results. It was now the turn of the
+consumers to learn the strike lesson, the most powerful class of all,
+but the most heterogeneous to weld together. The object was the same but
+pursued under greater stress; the weapons would be similar but more
+destructive; the track of desolation would be there but wider, and the
+end----On that morning of the 15th of July the end lay beyond a very
+dim and distant shock of dust and turmoil that the eye of none could
+pierce.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+THE EFFECT OF THE BOMB
+
+
+Mr Strummery having finished his breakfast with the exception of a
+second glass of hot water, which constituted the amiable man's only
+beverage, took up his copy of _The Scythe_. He had already glanced
+through _The Tocsin_, in which he had a small proprietary interest, but
+he also subscribed to _The Scythe_, partly because it brought to his
+door a library which he found useful when he had to assume an intimate
+knowledge of a subject at a day's notice, partly because the crudely
+blatant note of _The Tocsin_ occasionally failed to strike a sympathetic
+cord.
+
+He had found that morning in his telescribe receiver the Trafalgar
+Chambers manifesto which had been flashed to friend and foe alike. He
+had read it with a frown; it savoured of impertinence that it should be
+sent to him. He finished it with a laugh, half-contemptuous,
+half-annoyed. He saw that it was a stupid move unless the League had
+abandoned all hope of forming the League-Labour alliance; in any case,
+it was a blow that stung but could not wound. All the chances were that
+nothing would come of it; _but_, if a million people did give up burning
+coal for say a month, if a million people _did_ that--well, it would be
+very inconvenient to themselves, but there would certainly be a good
+many tens of thousand pounds less wages paid out in districts that
+seemed to be far from satisfactory even as it was.
+
+_The Tocsin_ did not refer to the matter at all. Mr Strummery opened
+_The Scythe_, and was rather surprised to see, beneath five lines of
+heavy heading on the leader page, a full account of Sir John Hampden's
+sudden move. Instinctively his eye turned to the leader columns. As he
+had half expected there was a leader on the subject, not very long but
+wholly benedictory. In rather less measured phrases than the premier
+organ usually adopted and with other signs of haste, readers were urged
+to enter whole-heartedly into this development of bloodless civil war of
+which the impending Personal Property Act had been the first unmasked
+blow. He glanced on, not troubling about the views advanced until a
+casual statement drew a smothered exclamation from his lips. "An
+argument which will be used in a practical form by the five million
+adult members now on the books of the League--" ran the
+carelessly-dropped information. "It is a lie--a deliberately misleading
+lie," muttered the Premier angrily; but it was the truth. He read on.
+The article concluded: "In this connection the strong action taken by M.
+Gavard, as indicated in the telegrams from Paris which we print
+elsewhere, may be purely a coincidence, but it is curiously akin to
+those 'mathematical coincidences' that fall into their places in a
+well-planned campaign."
+
+Mr Strummery had no difficulty in finding the telegrams alluded to.
+Rushed through in frantic haste, the type had stood a hair's breadth
+higher than it should, and in the resulting blackness the words of the
+headlines leapt to meet his eye.
+
+ THE INDUSTRIAL WAR IN FRANCE
+
+ PROHIBITIVE TAX ON COAL
+
+ _From Our Special Correspondent_
+
+ PARIS _Wednesday Night._
+
+ "It is authoritatively stated that the industrial crisis which
+ has been existing in the north, and to some extent in the
+ Lyonnais districts, for the past six months is on the eve of a
+ settlement. Yesterday M. Gavard returned from S. Etienne, and
+ after seeing several of his colleagues and some leading members
+ of the Chamber of Commerce, left at once for Lens. Early this
+ morning he was met at the Maison du Peuple by deputations from
+ the Syndicate of Miners, the 'Broutchouteux,' the Association
+ of Mine Owners, the Valenciennes iron masters, and
+ representatives of some other industries.
+
+ "The proceedings were conducted in private, but it is
+ understood in well-informed circles here that in accordance
+ with the plenary powers conferred on him by the Chambers in
+ view of the critical situation, M. Gavard proposed to raise the
+ small existing tax on imported coal to an _ad valorem_ tax of
+ 55 p.c. The mine owners on their side will guarantee a minimum
+ wage of 8f. 15c., and commence working at once, reinstating all
+ men within a week of the imposing of the tax. The amalgamated
+ industries acquiesce to a general immediate advance of 1f.
+ 75_c._ per ton (metric) in the price of coal, and will start
+ running as soon as the first portion of their orders can be
+ filled.
+
+ "Troops are still being massed in the affected districts, but
+ after last Thursday's pitched battle a tone of sullen apathy is
+ generally preserved. There was, however, severe rioting at
+ Anzin this morning, and about 200 casualties are reported."
+
+
+ PARIS. _Later._
+
+ "The terms of settlement contained in my earlier message are
+ confirmed. They will remain in operation for a year. The tax
+ will come into force almost immediately, three days' grace
+ being allowed for vessels actually in French ports to unload.
+ In view of your Government's subsidy to English coal
+ exportation and its disastrous effects on French mining, and,
+ subsequently, on other industries, the imposition of the tax
+ will be received with approval in most quarters."
+
+As the Prime Minister reached the end of the paragraph he heard a
+vehicle stop at his door, followed by an attack on bell and knocker that
+caused Mrs Strummery no little indignation. It was Mr Tubes arriving,
+after indulging in the unusual luxury of a cab, and the next minute he
+was shown into his chief's presence. Both men unconsciously frowned
+somewhat as they met, but the ex-collier was infinitely the more
+disturbed of the two.
+
+"You got my 'script?" he asked, as they shook hands.
+
+"No; did you write?" replied Mr Strummery. "To tell the truth, this
+meddling piece of imbecility on Hampden's part, and his gross
+impertinence in sending it to me, put everything else out of my head for
+the moment. You have seen it?"
+
+"You wouldn't need to ask that if you'd passed a newspaper shop," said
+Mr Tubes grimly. "The newsbills are full of nothing else. 'COAL WAR
+PROCLAIMED,' 'HAMPDEN'S REPLY TO THE P.P. TAX,' 'UNITY LEAGUE
+MANIFESTO,' and a dozen more. I had private word of it last night, but
+too late to do anything. That's why I asked half a dozen of
+them--Vossit, Guppling, Chadwing, and one or two more--to meet me here
+at half-past nine. Happen a few others will drop in now."
+
+"Well, don't let them see that you think the world is coming to an end,"
+said the Premier caustically. "Nothing may come of it yet."
+
+"That's all very well, Strummery," said Mr Tubes, with rising anger.
+"All very well for you; you don't come from a Durham division. I shall
+have it from both sides. Twenty thousand howling constituents and six
+hundred raving members."
+
+"Let them rave. They know better than press it too far. As for the
+miners, if they have to lose by it we can easily make grants to put them
+right." A sudden thought struck him; he burst out laughing. "Well,
+Tubes," he exclaimed boisterously, "I can excuse myself, but I should
+have thought that a man who came from a Durham constituency would have
+seen _that_ before. Hampden must either be mad, or else he knows that
+his precious League won't stand very much. Don't you see? We are in the
+middle of summer now, and _for the next three months people will be
+burning hardly any coal at all_!"
+
+The Home Secretary jumped up and began to pace the room in seething
+impatience, before he could trust himself to speak.
+
+"Don't talk like that before the House with fifty practical men in it,
+for God's sake, Strummery," he exclaimed passionately. "Hampden couldn't
+well have contrived a more diabolical moment. Do you know what the
+conditions are? Well, listen. No one _is_ burning any coal, and so it
+will be no hardship for them to do without. But every one is on the
+point of filling his cellar at summer prices to last all through the
+winter. And Hampden's five million----"
+
+"I don't believe that," interposed the Premier hastily.
+
+"Well, I do--now," retorted his colleague bitterly. "His five million
+are the five million biggest users of domestic coal in the country. They
+use more than all the rest put together. And they all fill their cellars
+in the summer or autumn."
+
+"Then?" suggested Mr Strummery.
+
+"Then they won't now," replied Mr Tubes. "That's all. The next ten weeks
+are the busiest in the year, from the deepest working to the suburban
+coal-shoot. Go and take a look round if you want to see. Every waggon,
+every coal-yard, every railway siding, every pit-bank is chock-full,
+ready. Only the cellars are empty. If the cellars are going to remain
+empty, what happens?" He threw out his left hand passionately, with a
+vigorous gesture. It suggested laden coal carts, crowded yards,
+over-burdened railways, all flung a stage back on to the already
+congested pit-heads, and banking up coal like the waters of the divided
+Red Sea into a scene of indescribable confusion.
+
+The Prime Minister sat thinking moodily, while his visitor paced the
+room and bit his lips with unpleasant vehemence. In the blades of
+morning sun, as he crossed and recrossed the room, one saw that Mr
+Tubes, neither tall nor stout but large, loosely boned, loosely dressed
+and loosely groomed, had light blue eyes, strong yellow teeth which came
+prominently into view as he talked, and a spotted sallow complexion,
+which conveyed the unfortunate, and unjust, impression of being dirty.
+
+"We shall have to do something to carry them on till the winter, that's
+all," declared Mr Strummery at length. "There's no doubt that the
+Leaguers will have to use coal then."
+
+"It's no good thinking that we can settle it off-hand with a few
+thousand pounds of strike pay, Strummery," said the Home Secretary
+impatiently, "because we can't. You have to know the conditions to see
+how that is. If there's a strike, the article has to be supplied from
+somewhere else at more money, and every one except those who _want_ to
+strike keep on very much as before. But here, by God, they have us all
+along the line! Anything from fifty to a hundred thousand miners less
+required at one end, and anything from five to ten thousand coal carters
+at the other. And between? And dependent on each lot all through?" His
+ever-ready arm emphasised the situation by a comprehensive sweep.
+"You've heard say that coal is the life-blood of the country, happen?"
+he added. "Well, we're the heart."
+
+"What do you suggest, then?"
+
+"It's all a matter of money. If it can be done we must make up the
+difference; buy it, pay for it, and store it. There are the dockyards,
+the barracks, and we could open depots here and in all the big towns. In
+that way we could spread it over as long a period as we liked. Then
+there's export. I think that has touched its limit for the time, but we
+might find it cheaper in the end to stimulate it more."
+
+"Yes; but what about this French business? Are you allowing for that in
+your estimate?"
+
+"What French business?"
+
+"The French tax," said the Premier impatiently, pointing to the open
+_Scythe_. "You've seen about it, haven't you?"
+
+He had not. He snatched up the paper, muttering as he read the first few
+lines that he had glanced through _The Tocsin_ before he came out, and
+that had been all. His voice became inaudible as he read on. When he had
+finished he was very pale. He flung the paper down and walked to the
+window, and stood there looking out without a word. The declaration of
+the coal war had filled him with smouldering rage; the Paris telegram
+had effectually chilled it. Before, he had felt anger; now he felt
+something that, expressed in words, was undistinguishable from fear.
+
+The men whom he had asked to meet him there were beginning to arrive.
+They had already heard Vossit and Chadwing pass upstairs talking. There
+was a step in the hall outside that could only belong to Tirrel. He had
+not been summoned, but, as Mr Tubes had anticipated, a few others were
+beginning to drop in. Guppling and two men whom he had met on the
+doorstep came in as Mr Tubes was finishing the Paris news.
+
+"It's not much good talking about it now," he said, turning from the
+window, "but if I had known of _this_, or even that the other would be
+out, I should have come here myself without bringing all these chaps
+down too. Not but what they'd have come, though. But when I wrote to
+them I'd just got the information, you understand, and it was thought
+that Hampden wouldn't be doing anything for a week at least."
+
+"He was too clever for you again?" said Strummery vindictively, as he
+rose to go upstairs.
+
+"So it seems," admitted Mr Tubes indifferently.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+THE LAST CHANCE AND THE COUNSEL OF EXPEDIENCE
+
+
+In the salon, where a month before they had drafted the outline of the
+Personal Property Bill, under the impression that government was a
+parlour game and Society a heap of spelicans, eight or nine men were
+already assembled. One or two sat apart, with ugly looks upon their
+faces. Mr Vossit was dividing his time between gazing up to the ceiling
+and making notes in a memorandum book as the points occurred to him. Sir
+Causter Kerr, Baronet of the United Kingdom, and Chevalier of the Order
+of the Golden Eagle, who in return for a thousand pounds a year
+permitted himself to be called First Lord of the Admiralty in a
+Socialist Government, was standing before a steel engraving with the
+title in German, "Defeat of the British at Majuba Hill, 27th February
+1881," but, judging from the slight sardonic grin on his thin features,
+he was thinking of something else. Sir Causter Kerr had assuredly not
+been invited to the meeting. The rest of the company stood together in
+one group, where they talked and laughed and looked towards the door
+from time to time, in expectation of their host's arrival.
+
+The talk and laughter dropped to a whisper and a smile as Mr Strummery
+entered and Mr Tubes followed, and with short greetings passed to their
+places at the table. The Prime Minister was popular, or he would not
+have held that position, but Mr Tubes was not. He was Home Secretary by
+virtue of the voice of the coal interest, so much the largest labour
+organisation in the country that if its wishes were ignored it could,
+like another body of miners in the past, very effectively demand to
+"know the reason why."
+
+"Well, Jim, owd lad," said Cecil Brown hilariously, taking advantage of
+the fact that formal proceedings had not yet commenced, "hast geete howd
+o' onny more cipher pappers, schuzheou?" Cecil Brown, it may be
+explained, held that he had the privilege of saying offensive things to
+his friends without being considered offensive, and as no one ever
+thought of calling him anything else but "Cecil Brown," he was probably
+right. Of the Colonial Office, he was in some elation at the moment that
+his usually despised Department was quite out of this imbroglio.
+
+"Ah, that was a very red, red herring, I'm more than thinking now," said
+Mr Guppling reflectively.
+
+"Certainly a salt fish, eh, Tirrel?" said Cecil Brown.
+
+Mr Strummery rapped sharply on the table with his knuckles, to indicate
+that the proceedings had better begin. A hard-working, conscientious
+man, he entirely missed the lighter side of life. He sometimes laughed,
+but in conversation his face never lit up with the ready, spontaneous
+smile; not because he was sad, but because he failed to see, not only
+the utility of a jest, but its point also. That conversational sauce
+which among friends who understand one another frequently takes the
+outer form of personal abuse, was to him merely flagrant insult.
+
+Mr Tubes leaned across and spoke to his chief; and looking down the
+table the Premier allowed his gaze to rest enquiringly on Sir Causter
+Kerr.
+
+A man who _had_ been invited jumped up. "I called on Comrade Kerr on my
+way here and took the liberty of asking him to come, because I thought
+that we might like to know something of the condition of the navy," he
+explained.
+
+"For what purpose?" enquired Mr Strummery smoothly.
+
+"Because," he replied, flaring up suddenly with anger, "because I regard
+this damned French tax, without a word of notice to us or our
+representative, as nothing more or less than a _casus belli_."
+
+The proceedings had begun.
+
+"Case of tinned rabbits!" contemptuously retorted a Mr Bilch, sitting
+opposite. "What d'yer think you're going to do if it is? Why, my infant,
+the French fleet would knock you and your _belli_ into a packing _casus_
+in about ten minutes if you tried it on. You'll have to stomach that
+_casus belli_, and as many more as they care to send you."
+
+Mr Bilch was a new man, and was spoken of as a great acquisition to his
+party, though confessedly uncertain in his views and frequently
+illogical in his ground. His strength lay in the "happy turns" with
+which his speech was redolent, and his splendid invulnerability to
+argument, reason, or fact. He had formerly been a rag-sorter, and would
+doubtless have remained inarticulate and unknown had he not one day
+smoothed out a sheet of _The Tocsin_ from the bin before him as he ate
+his dinner. A fully reported speech was therein described as perhaps the
+greatest oratorical masterpiece ever delivered outside Hyde Park. Mr
+Bilch read the speech, and modestly fancied that he could do as well
+himself. From that moment he never looked back, and although he was
+still a plain member he had forced his way by sheer merit into the
+circle of the Council Chamber.
+
+"It is against our principles to consider that contingency," interposed
+the Premier; "and in any case it is premature to talk of war when the
+courts of arbitration----"
+
+"That's right enough," interrupted the man who had first spoken of war,
+"and when it was a matter of fighting to grab someone else's land to
+fatten up a gang of Stock Exchange Hebrews, I was with you through thick
+and thin, but this is different. The very livelihood of our people is
+aimed at. I've nothing to say against the Hague in theory, but when you
+remember that we've never had a single decision given in our favour it's
+too important to risk to that. But why France should have done this, in
+this way and just at this moment, is beyond me."
+
+Yet it was not difficult to imagine. When many English manufactories
+were closed down altogether, or removed abroad because the conditions at
+home were too exacting for them, less coal was required in England. Less
+coal meant fewer colliers employed, and this touched the Government most
+keenly. The same amount of coal _must_ be dug, especially as the
+operation of the Eight Hours Act had largely increased the number of
+those dependent on the mines; therefore more must be exported. The coal
+tax had long since gone; a substantial bounty was now offered on every
+ton shipped out of the country. It made a brave show. Never were such
+piping times known from Kirkcaldy to Cardiff. English coal could be shot
+down in Rouen, Nantes, or Bordeaux, even in Lille and Limoges, at a
+price that defied home competition. Prices fell; French colliery
+proprietors reduced wages; French miners came out on strike--a general
+strike--and for the time being French collieries ceased to have any
+practical existence. But France was requiring a million tons of coal a
+week, and having done the mischief, England could only, at the moment,
+let her have a quarter of a million a week, while German and Belgian
+coal had been knocked out of the competition and diverted elsewhere. The
+great industries had to cease working; chaos, civil war and anarchy
+began to reign....
+
+"Why France should have done this is beyond me."
+
+There was another reason, deeper. It was a commonplace that England had
+been cordially hated in turn by every nation in and out of Europe, but
+with all that there was no responsible nation in or out of Europe that
+dare contemplate a weak, a dying, England. France looked at the map of
+Europe, and the thought of the German Eagle flying over Dover Castle and
+German navies patrolling the seas from Land's End to The Skawe haunted
+her dreams. Russia wanted nothing in the world so much as another Thirty
+Years' Peace. Spain had more to lose than to gain; Italy had much to
+lose and nothing at all to gain. All the little independent states and
+nations remembered the Treaties of Vienna and Berlin, and trembled at
+the thought of what might happen now. Germany alone might have had
+visions, but Germany had a nightmare too, and when the man who ruled her
+councils with a strong if tortuous policy saw wave after wave of the
+infectious triumph of Socialism reach his own shores, he recognised that
+England's weakness was more hostile to his ambitions than England's
+strength.
+
+No one wanted two Turkeys in Europe.
+
+"I don't see why we shouldn't make a naval demonstration, at all
+events," some one suggested hopefully. "That used to be enough, and the
+French Government must have plenty to look after at home."
+
+"Naval demonstration be boiled!" exclaimed Mr Bilch forcibly. "Send your
+little Willie to Hamley's for a tin steamer, and let him push it off
+Ramsgate sands if you want a naval demonstration, comrade. But don't
+show the Union Jack inside the three-mile limit on the other side of the
+Channel, or you'll have something so hot drop on your hands that you
+won't be able to lick it off fast enough."
+
+"I fail to see that," said Mr Vossit. "Heaven forbid that I should raise
+my voice in favour of bloodshed, but if it were necessary for
+self-preservation our navy is at least equal to that of any other
+power."
+
+"Is it?" retorted Mr Bilch, with so heavily-laden an expression of
+contemptuous derision on his face that it seemed as though he might be
+able to take it off, like a mask, and hang it on some one else. "Is it?
+Oh, it is, is it? Well, ask that man there. Ask him, is all I say.
+Simply ask _him_." His contorted face was thrust half-way across the
+table towards Mr Vossit, while his rigid arm with extended forefinger
+was understood to indicate Sir Causter Kerr.
+
+"As the subject has been raised, perhaps the First Lord of the Admiralty
+will reassure us on that point," said the Premier.
+
+"Dear, dear, no," replied Causter Kerr blandly. "We couldn't carry it
+through, Premier. You must not think of going to extremes."
+
+There was a moody silence in which men looked angrily at Kerr and at one
+another.
+
+"Are we to understand that the navy is _not_ equal to that of any other
+power?" demanded Mr Vossit.
+
+"On paper, yes, comrade," replied Kerr, with a pitying little smile,
+"but on deep water, where battles are usually fought, no. It is a
+curious paradox that in order to be equal to any other single power
+England must be really very much stronger. I should also explain that
+from motives of economy no battleships have been launched or laid
+down during the last three years, and only four cruisers of
+questionable armament. Then as regards gunnery. From motives of
+economy actual practice is never carried out now, but the championship,
+dating from last year, lies at present with the armoured cruiser
+_Radium_:--stationary regulation target, 1-1/2 miles distant, speed 4
+knots, quarter charges, 3 hits out of 27 shots. As regards effective
+range----"
+
+"Tell them this," struck in Mr Bilch, "they'll understand it better.
+Tell them that the _Intrepidy_ could sail round and round the Channel
+Fleet and bloody well throw her shells over the moon and down on to
+their decks without ever once coming into range. Tell them that."
+
+"The picture so graphically drawn by Comrade Bilch is substantially
+correct," corroborated Sir Causter Kerr. "The _Intrepide_, together with
+three other battleships of her class, has an effective range of between
+four and five thousand yards more than that of any English ship.... But
+you have been told all this so often, comrades, that I fear it cannot
+interest you." Sir Causter was having his revenge for two years of
+subservience at a thousand pounds a year.
+
+"Then perhaps you will tell us, as First Lord of the Admiralty--the job
+you are paid for doing--what you imagine the navy is kept up for?"
+demanded a comrade with fierce resentment.
+
+"As far as I have been encouraged to believe, in that capacity," replied
+Kerr with easy insolence, "I imagine that its duties consist nowadays in
+patrolling the lobster-pots, and in amusing the visitors on the various
+seaside promenades by turning the searchlights on."
+
+"We won't ask you to remain any longer," said the Premier.
+
+Sir Causter Kerr rose leisurely. "Good morning, comrades," he remarked
+punctiliously, and going home wrote out his resignation, "from motives
+of patriotism," and sent a copy of the letter to all the papers.
+
+A man who had been standing by the door listening to the conversation
+now came forward with a copy of an early special edition of the _Pall
+Mall Gazette_ in his hand.
+
+"You needn't sweat yourselves about being equal to a single power or
+not," he remarked with an unpleasant laugh. "Look at the 'fudge' there."
+And he threw the paper on the table, as though he washed his hands of it
+and many other things.
+
+Mr Bilch secured it, and turning to the space which is left blank for
+the inclusion of news received up to the very moment of going to press,
+he read aloud the single item it contained.
+
+ COAL WAR
+
+ BERLIN, _Thursday Morning_.
+
+ "The action which France is reported to have taken had for some
+ time been anticipated here. On all sides there is the opinion,
+ amounting to conviction, that Germany must at once call into
+ operation the power lying dormant in the Penalising Tariff and
+ impose a tax on imported coal. It is agreed that otherwise, in
+ her frantic endeavours to restore the balance of her export
+ trade, England would flood this country with cheap coal and
+ precipitate a state of things similar to that from which France
+ is just emerging.
+
+ "Emphasis is laid on the fact that such a measure will be
+ self-protective and in no way aggressive. It is not anticipated
+ that the tax will exceed 2 mks. 50 pf., or at the most 3 mks.
+ per ton."
+
+"Export value, eight and elevenpence," murmured a late arrival, one of
+the fifty practical men in the House. "Yes, I imagine that two marks
+fifty will just about knock the bottom out."
+
+"Is there nothing we can offer them in exchange?" demanded some one.
+"Nothing we can hit them back with?"
+
+Cecil Brown, who was suspected of heterodoxy on this one point,
+crystallised the tariff question into three words.
+
+"Nothing but tears," he replied.
+
+"If there's one thing that fairly makes me hot it's the way we always
+have to wait for some one else to tell us what's going on," said the
+comrade who had brought in the _Pall Mall Gazette_, looking across at
+the Foreign Office Under-Secretary resentfully. "A fellow in Holborn
+here pokes the paper under my nose and asks me what we're going to do
+about it, and there I don't even know what is being done at us. What I
+want to know is, what our ambassadors and Foreign Office think they're
+there for. It's always the same, and then there'll be the questions in
+Parliament, and we know nothing. Makes us look like a set of kiddin'
+amateurs."
+
+The fact had been noticed. Former governments had not infrequently
+earned the title in one or two departments. Later governments had
+qualified for it in every department. The reason lay on the surface; the
+members of those parliaments and the men who sent them were themselves
+bunglers and amateurs in their daily work and life. Except in the
+stereotyped product of machinery, accuracy was scarcely known. The man
+who had built a house in England at that period, the man who had had a
+rabbit-hutch built to order, the man who had stipulated for one article
+to be made _exactly_ like a copy, the man who had been so unfortunate as
+to require "the plumbers in," the man who had to do with labour in any
+shape or form, the man who had been "faithfully" promised delivery or
+completion by a certain stated time, the woman who shopped, the person
+who merely existed with open eyes, could all testify out of experiences,
+some heartrending, some annoying, some simply amusing, that precision
+and reliability scarcely existed among the lower grades of industry and
+commerce. It was a period of transition. The worker had cast off the
+love, the delicacy, the intelligence of the craftsman, and he had not
+yet attained to the unvarying skill of the automaton. In another century
+one man would only be able to fix throttle valve connections on to
+hot-water pipes, but his fixing of throttle valves would be a thing to
+dream about, while the initial letter A's of his brother, whose whole
+life would be devoted to engraving initial letter A's on brass
+dog-collar plates, would be as near unswerving perfection as mundane
+initials ever could be.
+
+"Makes us look like a set of tinkerin' amateurs."
+
+"One inference is plain enough," said Mr Guppling, smoothing over the
+suggestion. "These three things weren't going to happen all together of
+their own accord. There's a deep game somewhere, and seeing what's at
+stake our powers ought to be wide enough for us to put our hands on them
+and stop it."
+
+There was a murmur of approval. Having been taken by surprise, the idea
+of peremptorily "stopping it" was a peculiarly attractive one.
+
+But there were malcontents who were not to be appeased so easily, and a
+Comrade Pennefarthing, who had arrived in the meantime, raised an old
+cry in a new form.
+
+"I won't exactly say that we've been betrayed," he declared, glancing at
+the group of orthodox Ministers who sat together, "but game or no game I
+will say that we've been damned badly served with information."
+
+Comrade Tirrel stood up. He had not yet spoken at all, and he was
+accorded instant silence, for men were beginning to look to him. "It is
+now nearly eleven o'clock," he said in his quick, incisive tone, "and
+some of us have been here for upwards of an hour. We met to consider a
+situation. That situation still remains. May I ask that the Home
+Secretary, who is doubly qualified for the task, should tell us the
+extent of the danger and its probable effect?"
+
+If Mr Tubes possessed a double qualification he also laboured under a
+corresponding disability. As the representative of a mining
+constituency, a practical expert, and a leading member of a Government
+which existed by the goodwill of the workers--largely of the miners--it
+would be scarcely to his interest to minimise the gathering cloud. As
+the Minister for the Home Department, the blacker he made the picture
+the greater the volume of obloquy he drew upon his head for not having
+foreseen the danger; the more relief he asked for, the fiercer the
+opposition he would encounter from hostile sections and from the
+perturbed heads of a depleted Treasury.
+
+"We are still very much in the dark as to what has really happened, is
+happening, and will happen," he remarked tamely. "An appreciable drop in
+the demand for coal, whether for home or export, will certainly have a
+disturbing effect on the conditions of labour in many departments. But
+the difficulties of estimating the effects are so great----"
+
+There were murmurs. Whatever might be the failings of Socialistic
+oratory, flatness and excess of moderation did not lie among them.
+
+"Figures," suggested Tirrel pointedly.
+
+"Perhaps Comrade Tirrel will take the job in hand instead of me," said
+Tubes bitterly, but without any show of anger. "Doubtless he'd get a
+better hearing."
+
+"No," replied Tirrel gravely, "the moment is too critical for
+recrimination. If the Home Secretary lays the position frankly before
+us, he will have no cause to complain of an unsympathetic hearing, nor,
+as far as I can speak, of a whole-hearted support in taking means to
+safeguard it."
+
+It occurred to Mr Tubes then, for the first time in his life--and it was
+almost like a shock to feel it--that the man who had always seemed to
+throw himself into sharp antagonism to himself might be actuated by
+higher motives than personal jealousy after all. He continued his
+speech.
+
+"If we accept the figure of five millions as a correct return of the
+Unity League membership, and if we assume that they will all obey the
+boycott, then we are face to face with the fact that on the basis of a
+four ton per person average, twenty million tons of coal must be written
+off the home consumption."
+
+"But the four tons per head average includes the entire industrial
+consumption of the country," objected Mr Vossit.
+
+"That is so," admitted Mr Tubes, "but it also includes a great many
+people whose use of coal is practically _nil_. An alternative basis is
+to assume that two millions of the members are house-holders. Then
+taking ten tons a year as their average household consumption--and
+admitting that all the wealthiest men in the country are included the
+average is not too high--we arrive at just the same result.
+
+"The exports, on the other hand, do not depend on estimate: we have the
+actual returns. France takes fifteen million tons in round numbers. For
+the purpose of facing the worst, we may therefore assume that the work
+of digging and handling thirty-five million tons will be suddenly cut
+off."
+
+"Germany," some one reminded him.
+
+"Germany is wholly conjectural at present. I have no objection to taking
+it into account as well, if it is thought desirable, but I would point
+out that we are being influenced by the merest rumour."
+
+"No," objected Tirrel, but without any enmity, "I think that we must
+regard Germany as lost. We are just beginning to touch the outskirts of
+a vast organisation which has been quietly perfecting its plan of
+operation for years. I do not regard a German tax as settled because of
+this one rumour, but I do regard it as settled because at this precise
+moment the rumour has been allowed to appear."
+
+"Germany ten millions," accepted Mr Tubes. "Total decrease, forty-five
+million tons."
+
+"Don't you be too sure of that, comrade," warned Mr Bilch. "Why, it's
+not twelve o'clock yet by a long way. There'll be half a dozen editions
+out before the 'Three o'clock winners.'" Mr Bilch evidently regarded his
+shaft that each fresh edition might contain a new country imposing a tax
+humorously, but several comrades looked towards the Home Secretary
+enquiringly.
+
+"The other large importers are Italy, Russia, Sweden, Egypt, Spain and
+Denmark," said Mr Tubes, who could have talked coal statistics for hours
+if necessary. "All these, with the possible exception of Russia, _must_
+import. It is unlikely that the estimate I have given will be exceeded
+from that cause."
+
+"And the result?"
+
+"Above and below, about a million men are now employed in raising
+236,000,000 tons. It is simple arithmetic.... In less than a month about
+two hundred thousand more men will be out of work."
+
+Mr Chadwing, Chancellor of the Exchequer, moved uneasily in his chair.
+
+"That is the full extent?" enquired Cecil Brown.
+
+"No," admitted the Home Secretary. "That is the inevitable direct
+result. Forty-five million tons less will be carried by rail, or cart,
+or ship, or all three. A fair sprinkling of railway-men, carters,
+dockers, stokers, sailors, and other fellows will be dropped off too.
+There will be fewer railway trucks built this next year, less doing in
+the fire-grate trade, several thousand horses not wanted, a slight
+falling off in road-mending work. There is not a trade in England, from
+steeple-building to hop-picking, that will not be a little worse off
+because of those 45,000,000 tons. Then the two hundred thousand
+out-of-work miners will burn less coal at home, the ships and the
+engines will burn less, and the workshops and the smithies will burn
+less, and the whole process will be repeated again and again, for coal
+is like a snowball in its cumulative effects, and it cannot stand
+still."
+
+If Mr Tubes had come to compromise, he had remained to publish
+broadcast.
+
+Perhaps no one quite understood the danger yet, for the mind, used to
+everyday effects, does not readily grasp the extent of a calamity, and
+six hours before there had not been a cloud even the size of a man's
+hand on their horizon. The Premier thought it was impolitic on his
+colleague's part; the Treasury officials looked on it as a move to force
+their hands; the Foreign Under-Secretary was suspicious that Mr Tubes
+was leading away by some mysterious by-path from the unpreparedness of
+his own Department to Foreign Office remissness. They all continued to
+look silently at the Home Secretary as he continued to stand.
+
+"The indirect effects will involve about two million people to some
+extent," he summed up.
+
+"That, at least, is the worst?" said Cecil Brown with an encouraging
+smile, for Mr Tubes remained standing.
+
+The Prime Minister made an impatient movement; the Treasury heads looked
+at one another and said with their eyes, "He is really overdoing it";
+the Foreign Office man scowled unconsciously, and Cecil Brown continued
+to smile consciously.
+
+"The worst is this: that a great many pits are working to-day at a bare
+profit, partly in the hope of better things, partly because we stimulate
+the trade. The crisis we are approaching will hang over the coal fields
+like a blight, and one crippled industry will bring down another. _All_
+the poorer mines will close down. You need only look back to '93 to see
+that. Neither I nor any one else can give you a forecast of what that
+will involve, but you may be sure of this: that although '93 with its
+17,000,000 tons of a decrease half-ruined the English coal fields for a
+decade, '93 was a shrimp to what this is going to be."
+
+"Then let us stimulate the trade more, until the crisis is over,"
+suggested Cecil Brown.
+
+Mr Tubes gave a short, dry laugh. "I commend that course to Comrade
+Chadwing," he said, as he sat down.
+
+The Chancellor of the Exchequer was busy with his papers.
+
+"Let me dispel any idea of that kind at once," he remarked, without
+looking up. "The moment is not only an unfortunate one--it is an utterly
+impossible one for making any extra disbursement however desirable."
+
+"Well," said Mr Bilch, looking round on the moody assembly paternally,
+"it seems that the situation is like this here, mates: The navy is no
+messin' good at all, same as I told you; the army's a bit worse;
+Treasury empty, yes; the Home Office don't know what's going on at home,
+and the Foreign Office possesses just the same amount of valuable
+information as to what is happening abroad. Lively, ain't it? Well, it's
+lucky that Bilch is still Bilch."
+
+No one rose to his mordant humour. Even Cecil Brown had forgotten how to
+smile.
+
+"If our comrade has any suggestion to make----" said the Premier
+discouragingly.
+
+"Yes, sir," replied Mr Bilch. "I have the wisdom of the serpent to rub
+into your necks if you'll only listen. We haven't any navy, so we can't
+fight if we wanted to; we haven't any money, so we can't pay out. Tubes
+here doesn't know what's going to happen at home, and Jevons doesn't
+rightly know what has happened abroad. What is to be done? I'll tell
+you. Wait. Wait and see. Wait, and let them all simmer down again. Why,"
+he cried boisterously, looking round on them in good-humoured, friendly
+contempt, "to see your happy, smiling faces one would think that the
+canary had died or the lodger gone off without paying his rent. For why?
+Because a bloke in a frock-coat and a top hat gets on to a wooden horse
+and blows a tin trumpet, and the export trade in a single article of
+commerce is temporarily disarranged--perhaps!"
+
+Mr Strummery nodded half absent-mindedly; the Treasury men smiled
+together; Mr Chadwing murmured "Very true"; and nearly every one looked
+relieved. Comrade Bilch was certainly a rough member, but the man had a
+shrewd common-sense, and they began to feel that they had been hasty in
+their dismal forebodings.
+
+"Haven't we been threatened with this and that before?" demanded Mr
+Bilch dogmatically. "Of course we have, and what came of it? Nothing.
+Haven't there been strikes and lock-outs, some big some little, every
+year? According to Comrade Tubes, this is going to be the champion. That
+remains to be seen. What I say is, don't play into their hands in a
+panic. Wait and see what's required. That don't commit us to anything."
+
+"It may be too late then," said Mr Tubes, but he said "may" now and not
+"will."
+
+"There may be no need to do anything then," replied Mr Bilch. "And
+remember this: that the minute you begin to shout 'Crisis!' you make
+one. All round us; all at us. My rag-bags! what a run on the old bank
+there would be! But if you go on just as usual, taking no notice of no
+one? Why, before long there will come a wet day or a cold night, and
+Johnny Hampden's aunt will say to Johnny Hampden's grandmamma: 'My dear,
+I feel positively starved. Don't you think that we might have a _little_
+fire without Johnny knowing?' And the old lady will say: 'Well, do you
+know, my pet, I was just going to say the same thing myself. Suppose you
+run out and buy a sack of coal?' And before you can say 'coughdrop'
+every blessed aunt and mother and first cousin of the Unicorn League
+will be getting in her little stock of coal."
+
+It was what every one wished to believe, and therefore they were easily
+persuadable. It was a national characteristic. The country had never
+entered into a war during the past fifty years without being assured by
+every authority, from the Commander-in-Chief down to the suburban
+barber, that as soon as the enemy got a little tap on the head they
+would be making for home, howling for peace as they went. All these men
+had known strikes; many had been involved in them: some had controlled
+their organisation. They had seen the men of their own class loyally and
+patiently facing poverty and hardship for the sake of a principle, and
+enduring day after day and week after week, and, if necessary, month
+after month; they had seen the women of their own class preaching
+courage and practising heroism by the side of their men while their
+bodies were racked by cold and hunger and their hearts were crushed by
+the misery around; they had seen even the children of their class
+learning an unnatural fortitude. They accepted it as a commonplace of
+life, an asset on which they could rely. _But they did not believe that
+any other class could do it._ It did not occur to them to consider
+whether the officers of an army are usually behind the rank and file in
+valour, sacrifice, or endurance.
+
+Doubtless there were among them some who were not deceived, but they
+wilfully subordinated their clearer judgment to the policy of the
+moment.
+
+Tirrel was the one exception.
+
+"There can be no more fatal mistake of the dangerous position into which
+we have been manoeuvred than to assume that we shall be easily
+delivered from it by the weakness of our opponents before we have the
+least indication that weakness exists," he declared, as soon as
+Mr Bilch had finished, speaking vigorously, but without any of the
+assertiveness and personal feeling that had gained him many enemies in
+the past. "I agree with every word that Comrade Tubes has spoken. We all
+do; we all _must_ admit it or be blind. What on earth, then, have we to
+hope for in a policy of drift, of sitting tight and doing nothing in the
+hope of things coming round of their own accord? It is madness, my
+comrades, sheer madness, I tell you, and a month hence it will be
+suicide."
+
+He dropped his voice and swept the circle of faces with a significant
+glance.
+
+"It is through such madness on the part of others that we are here
+to-day."
+
+Mr Chadwing smiled the thin smile of expediency.
+
+"It is one thing for a comrade with no official responsibility to say
+that a certain course does not satisfy him," he said; "it may be quite
+another thing for those who have to consider ways and means to do
+anything different. Perhaps Comrade Tirrel will kindly enlighten us as
+to what in our position he would do?"
+
+"I see two broad courses open," replied Tirrel, without any hesitation
+in accepting the challenge. "Both, as you will readily say, have their
+disadvantages, but neither is so fatal as inaction. The first is
+aggressive. The Unity League has declared war on us. Very well, let it
+have war. I would propose to suspend the _habeas corpus_, arrest Hampden
+and Salt, declare the object and existence of the Unity League illegal,
+close its offices and confiscate its funds. There are between five and
+ten million pounds somewhere. Do you reflect what that would do? It
+would at least keep two hundred thousand out-of-work miners from actual
+starvation for a year. Prompt action would inevitably kill the boycott
+movement at home. The foreign taxes, my comrades, you would probably
+find to have a very marked, though perhaps undiscoverable, connection
+with the home movement, and when the latter was seen to be effectually
+dealt with, I venture to predict that the former could be compromised.
+If the confiscated funds were not sufficient to meet the distress, I
+should not hesitate to requisition for State purposes in a time of
+national emergency all incomes above a certain figure in a clean sweep."
+
+A medley of cries met this despotic programme throughout. Even Tirrel's
+friends felt that he was throwing away his reputation; and he had more
+enemies than friends.
+
+"You'd simply make the situation twice as involved," exclaimed Mr Vossit
+as the mouthpiece of the babel. "The liberty of the subject! It would
+mean civil war. They'd rise."
+
+"Who would rise?" demanded Tirrel.
+
+"The privileged classes."
+
+"But they _have_ risen," he declared vehemently. "This _is_ civil war.
+What more do you want?"
+
+It was a question on which they all had views, and for the next five
+minutes the room was full of suggestions, not of what they themselves
+wanted, but of what would be the probable action of the classes if
+driven to extremities.
+
+"Very well," assented Tirrel at last; "that is what they will do next as
+it is, for they consider that they are in extremities."
+
+"Well, comrade," said Mr Bilch broadly, "you don't seem to have put your
+money on a winner this event. What's your other tip?"
+
+"Failing that, the other reasonable course is conciliation. I would
+suggest approaching Hampden and Salt to find out whether they are open
+to consider a compromise. The details would naturally require careful
+handling, but if both sides were willing to come to an understanding, a
+basis could be found. As things are, I should consider it a gain to drop
+the Personal Property Tax, the Minimum Wage Bill, to guarantee the
+inviolability of capital against further taxation while we are in
+office, and to make generous concessions for the fuller representation
+of the monied classes in Parliament, in return for the abandonment of a
+coal war, the dispersal in some agreed way of the League reserves, the
+reduction of the subscription to a nominal sum, and a frank undertaking
+that the League would not adopt a hostile policy while the agreement
+remained in force."
+
+This proposal was even less to the temper of the meeting than the former
+one had been, and the latter half of it was scarcely heard among the
+fusillade of hostile cries. No one laughed when a hot-headed comrade
+stood upon a chair and howled "Traitor!"
+
+Tirrel looked round on the assembly. Practically every man who had a
+tacit right to join in the deliberative Council had arrived, and the
+room was full; but there was not a single member among them willing to
+face the necessity for strong and immediate action, and they were
+hostile to the man who just touched the secret depths of their
+unconfessed and innermost misgivings. Mr Tubes felt that he had done his
+duty, and need not invite reference to his delicate position by further
+emphasising unpalatable truths; he had presented the spectacle of a weak
+man startled into boldness, now he was sufficiently himself again to go
+with the majority. The more responsible members of the Government
+distrusted Tirrel in every phase; the smaller fry relied on the wisdom
+of orthodoxy, and agreed that the man who could blow the hotness of
+extirpation and the coldness of conciliation with the same breath must
+prove an unworthy guide; and on every hand there was the tendency of
+settled authority to deprecate novel and unmatured proceedings.
+
+Tirrel had become the Hampden of an earlier decade among his party.
+
+"You call me 'Traitor,'" he said, turning to the man who had done so.
+"Write down the word, comrade, and then, if you will bring it to me
+without a blush six months hence, I will wear it round my neck in
+penance."
+
+He bowed to the Premier and withdrew, not in anger or with a mean sense
+of injustice, but because he felt that it would be sheer mockery to
+share the deliberations of a Council when their respective views, on a
+matter which he believed to be the very crux of their existence, were
+antagonistic in their essences.
+
+After his departure the progress was amazing. His ill-considered
+proposals had cleared the air. Every one knew exactly what he did not
+want, and that was a material step towards arriving at the opposite
+goal.
+
+At the end of a few hours a very effective and comprehensive scheme for
+quietly and systematically doing nothing had been almost unanimously
+arrived at. Several quires of paper had been covered with suggestions,
+some of them being accepted as they stood, some recommended for
+elaboration, some passed for future consideration, some thrown out. The
+ambassador in Paris was to retire (on the ground of ill-health) if he
+could not satisfactorily explain the position. A special mission was to
+be sent to Berlin to get really at the bottom of things, and, if
+possible, have the tax either not put on or taken off, according to the
+situation when they arrived there. A legal commission was to rout out
+every precedent to see if the Unity League was not doing something
+outside the powers of a trade union (a very forlorn hope); and all over
+the country enquiries were to be made and assurances given, all very
+discreetly and without the least suggestion of panic.
+
+The only doubtful point was whether every one else would play the game
+with the same delicate regard for Ministerial susceptibilities, or
+whether some might not have the deplorable taste to create scenes, send
+deputations, demand work with menace, claim the literal fulfilment of
+specific pledges, incite to riot and violence, stampede the whole
+community, and otherwise act inconsiderately towards the Government,
+when they discovered the very awkward circumstances in which their
+leaders had involved them.
+
+The first indication of a jarring note fell to the lot of the President
+of the Board of Trade in the shape of a telegram which reached him early
+on the following morning. This was its form:
+
+ "From the Council of the Amalgamated Union of Chimney Sweepers
+ and Federated Carpet Beaters. (Membership, 11,372).--Seventeen
+ million estimated chimneys stop smoking. No soot, precious
+ little dust. Where the Hell do we come in?
+
+ "BLANKINTOSH, _Secretary_."
+
+A few years before, it had been officially discovered that there were
+four or five curiously adaptable words, without which the working man
+was quite unable to express himself in the shortest sentence. When on
+very ceremonious occasions he was debarred their use, he at once fell
+into a pitiable condition of aphasia. Keenly alive to the class-imposed
+disadvantages under which these men existed, the Government of that day
+declared that it was a glaring anomaly that the poor fellows should not
+be allowed to use a few words that were so essential to their expression
+of every emotion, while the rich, with more time on their hands, could
+learn a thousand synonyms. The law imposing a shilling fine for each
+offence (five shillings in the case of "a gentleman," for even then
+there was one law for the rich and another for the poor) was therefore
+repealed, and the working man was free to swear as much as he liked
+anywhere, which, to do him justice, he had done all along.
+
+It was for this reason that Mr Blankintosh's pointed little message was
+accepted for transmission; but there was evidently a limit, for, when
+the President of the Board of Trade, an irascible gentleman who had, in
+the colloquial phrase, "got out of bed on the wrong side" that morning,
+dashed off a short reply, it was brought back to him by a dispirited
+messenger two hours later with the initials of seventeen postmasters and
+the seventeen times repeated phrase, "Refused. Language inadmissible."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+THE GREAT FIASCO
+
+
+The Government allowed the 22nd day of July to pass without a sign. They
+were, as their supporters convincingly explained to anxious enquirers,
+treating the Unity League and all its works with silent contempt. They
+were "doing nothing" strategically, they wished it to be understood; a
+very different thing from "doing nothing" through apathy, indecision, or
+bewilderment, but very often undistinguishable the one from the other in
+the result.
+
+On the 22nd day of July seventeen million "estimated chimneys" ceased to
+pollute the air. The League was not concerned with the exact number, and
+they accepted the chimney sweepers' figures. It was more to the purpose
+that the order was being loyally and cheerfully obeyed. The idea of
+fighting the Government with the Government's own chosen people,
+appealed to the lighter side of a not unhumorous nation.
+
+Ever since the institution of a Socialistic press, and from even remoter
+times than the saplinghood of the "Reformer's Tree," Fleet Street party
+hacks and Hyde Park demagogues had been sharpening their wit upon the
+"black-coated" brigade, the contemptible _bourgeoisie_ of "Linton
+Villas," "Claremonts," and "Holly Lodges," taunting them with
+self-complacency, political apathy, and social parasitism. The
+proportion of moral degradation conferred by a coat intentionally black,
+in comparison with one that is merely approaching that condition through
+the personal predilections of its owner, has never yet been defined, and
+the relative aesthetic values of the architectural pretensions of
+villadom, compared with the unswerving realism of the "Gas Works Views,"
+"Railway Approach Cottages," and "Cement Terraces," of the back streets,
+may be left to the matured judgment of an unprejudiced posterity. The
+great middle class in all its branches had never hitherto made any reply
+at all. Now that it had begun to retort in its own effective way, the
+Government agreed that the best counterblast would be--to wait until it
+all blew over.
+
+There were naturally defections from the first. A friendly spy in Mr
+Tubes's secret service managed to secure the information without much
+trouble that within seven days of the publication of the order no less
+than 4372 notices of resignation had been received at headquarters. He
+was hastening away with this evidence of the early dissolution of the
+League when his grinning informant called him back to whisper in his ear
+that during the same period there had been 17,430 new members enrolled,
+and that while the resignations seemed to have practically ceased the
+enrolments were growing in volume. In addition to these there were
+battalions who joined in the policy of the League through sympathy with
+its object without formally binding themselves as members.
+
+In some of its aspects the success of the movement erred in excess.
+There were men, manufacturers, who in their faith and enthusiasm wished
+to close their works at once, and, regardless of their own loss, throw
+their workmen and their unburnt coal into the balance. It was not
+required; it was not even desirable then. The League's object was to
+disorganise commerce as little as possible beyond the immediate
+boundaries of the coal trade. They were not engaged in an internecine
+war, and every one of their own people deprived of employment was a
+loss. Cases of hardship there would be; they are common to both sides in
+every phase of stubborn and prolonged civil strife, but from the "class"
+point of view coal had the pre-eminent advantage that its weight and
+bulk gave employment to a hundred of the "masses" to every one of
+themselves. There were also two circumstances that discounted any sense
+of injustice on this head. Firstly, there was a spirit of sacrifice and
+heroism in the air, born of the time and the situation; and secondly, it
+soon became plain that the League was engaged in vast commercial
+undertakings and was absorbing all the men of its own party who were
+robbed of their occupation by the development of the war.
+
+A firm starting business with an unencumbered capital of ten million
+sterling, enjoying a "private income" of five millions a year, and not
+troubled with the necessity of earning any dividend at all, could afford
+to be a generous employer.
+
+From the first moment it was obvious that oil must take the place of
+coal. That was the essence of the strife. _The Tocsin_ set to work in
+frantic haste to prove that it was impossible; to show that all the
+authorities of the past and present had agreed that no real substitute
+for coal existed. It was quite true, and it was quite false. It was not
+a world struggle. Abroad, foreign coal was being substituted for English
+coal. At home only half a million tons a week were in issue at the
+first. Afterwards, as coal stagnation fed coal stagnation, the tonnage
+rose steadily, but the calorific ratio of coal and oil, the basis of all
+comparison, simply did not exist, except on paper, for the two fuels in
+domestic use.
+
+_The Tocsin's_ second article convinced its readers that all the lamp
+companies in the world could not keep up with the abnormal demand for
+lamps, stoves, and oil-cookers, that the ridiculous proposal of the
+League would involve, if it were not providentially ordained that it was
+foredoomed to grotesque failure by the dead weight of its own fatuous
+ineptitude.
+
+In practice the two single firms of Ripplestone of Birmingham, and
+Schuyler of Cleveland, U.S.A., at once put on the market a varied stock
+that filled every requirement. There was no waiting. As _The Tocsin_
+bitterly remarked, it soon became apparent that the demand had been
+foreseen and "treacherously provided against during the past two years."
+
+The third _Tocsin_ article on the situation dealt statistically with the
+oil trade of the world. It necessarily fell rather flat, because _The
+Tocsin_ Special Commissioner entered upon the task with the joyous
+conviction that the world's output would not be sufficient for the
+demand, the world's oil ships not numerous enough to transport it. As he
+dipped into the figures, however, he made the humiliating discovery that
+the increased demand would do little more than ruffle the surface of the
+oil market. The Baku oil fields could supply it without inconvenience;
+the United States could do it by contract at a ten per cent. advance;
+the newly-discovered wells of Nova Scotia alone would be equal to the
+demand if they diverted all their produce across the Atlantic.
+
+He threw down his pen in despair, and then picked it up again to
+substitute invective for statistics. Before his eyes the motor-tanks of
+the Anglo-Pennsylvanian Oil Company, of London and Philadelphia, and the
+Anglo-Caucasian Oil Company, of London and Baku, were going on their
+daily rounds. It was still a matter for wonder how well equipped the
+sudden call had found those two great controlling oil companies. It was
+yet to be learned that for their elaborate designations there might be
+substituted the simple name "Unity League."
+
+It was submitting _The Tocsin_ young man to rather a cruel handicap to
+send him to the British Museum Reading Room for a few hours with
+instructions to prove impossible what Salt and Hampden had been
+straining every nerve for two years to make inevitable.
+
+Three articles exhausted his proof that a successful coal boycott under
+modern conditions was utterly impossible.
+
+He went out into the city and the suburbs, interviewing coal merchants
+and coal agents with the object of drawing a harrowing picture of the
+gloom and depression that had fallen upon these unfortunate creatures at
+the hands of their own class League.
+
+He found them all bearing up well under the prospect, but much too busy
+to give him more than a few minutes of their time. Every one of them had
+been appointed an oil agent to the League firms, and League members were
+ordering their oil through them, just as heretofore they had ordered
+coal. It was very easy, profitable work for them; they had nothing to do
+but to transmit the orders to the League firms and the fast
+business-like motor-tanks distributed the oil. But half of the coal
+carters were now under notice to leave, and there were indications that
+work was very scarce. Each motor-tank displaced twenty men and twenty
+horses. Already, it was said, thousands of horses had been sent out to
+grass from London alone.
+
+Externally, as far as the Capital was concerned at all events, things
+were going on very much the same as before, when the struggle was a
+fortnight old. Elsewhere signs were not lacking. The Government had
+received disquieting reports from its agents here and there, but so far
+it was meeting the situation by refusing to acknowledge that it existed.
+A march of the Staffordshire miners had been averted by the men's
+leaders being privately assured that it would embarrass the Government's
+plans. The march had been deferred under protest; so far the
+organisation answered to the wheel. But the Midlands were clamorously
+demanding exceptional relief for the exceptional conditions. Monmouth
+had seen a little rioting, and in Glamorgan the bands of incendiaries
+called "Beaconmen," who set fire to the accumulations of coal stacked at
+the collieries, had already begun their work. Cardiff was feeling the
+effect of having a third of its export trade in coal suddenly lopped
+off, and Newport, Swansea, Kirkcaldy, Blyth, Hull, Sunderland, Glasgow,
+and the Tyne ports were all in the same position. Most of the railways
+had found it necessary to dispense with their entire supernumerary
+staff, and most of the railway workshops had been put on short time. In
+London alone, between four and five thousand out-of-work gas employes
+were drawing Government pay.
+
+About the third week in August the Premier, Mr Tubes, and the Chancellor
+of the Exchequer had a long private conference. As a result Mr Strummery
+called an Emergency Council. It was a thin, acrimonious gathering. Some
+one brought the tidings that seven more companies in South London were
+substituting Diesel oil engines for steam. He had all the dreary
+developments statistically worked out on paper. Nobody wanted to hear
+them, but he poured them out into the unwilling ears, down to the climax
+that it represented two hundred and forty-seven fewer men required at
+the pits.
+
+It served as a text, however, for Mr Chadwing to hang his proposal on.
+After a month of inaction, the Government was at length prepared to go
+to the length of admitting that abnormal conditions prevailed. Oil had
+thrown a quarter of a million of their people out of employment. Let oil
+keep them. He proposed to retaliate with a 50 per cent. tax on imported
+oil, to come into operation under Emergency Procedure on the 1st of
+September.
+
+There were men present to whom the suggestion of taxing a raw article,
+necessary to a great proportion of the poor, was frankly odious. They
+were prepared to attack the proposal as a breach of faith. A few words
+from Mr Strummery, scarcely more than whispered, explained the necessity
+for the tax and the menace of the situation.
+
+Those who had not been following events closely, paled to learn the
+truth.
+
+The Treasury was living from hand to mouth, for the City had ceased to
+take up its Bills. Unless "something happened" before the New Year
+dawned, it would have to admit its inability to continue the Unemployed
+Grant. Already a quarter of a million men and their dependents, in
+addition to the normal average upon which the estimates were based, had
+been suddenly thrown upon the resources of the Department. If Mr Tubes's
+forecast proved correct, double that number would be on their hands
+within another month. The development of half a million starving men who
+had been taught to look to the Government for everything, looking and
+finding nothing, could be left to each individual imagination.
+
+The Oil Tax came into operation on the 1st of September. Under the plea
+of becoming more "business-like," a great many of the Parliamentary
+safeguards had been swept away, and such procedure was easy. All grades
+of petroleum had already advanced a few pence the gallon under the
+increased demand, and the poorer users had expressed their indignation.
+When they found, one day, that the price had suddenly leapt to half as
+much again, their wrath was unbounded. It was in vain for Ministers to
+explain that the measure was directed against their enemies. They knew
+that it fell on _them_, and demanded in varying degrees of politeness to
+be told why some luxury of the pampered, leisured classes had not been
+chosen instead. The reason was plain to those who studied Blue Books. So
+highly taxed was every luxury now that the least fraction added to its
+burden resulted in an actually decreased revenue from that source.
+
+But if the mere tax and increase had impressed the poor unfavourably, a
+circumstance soon came to light that enraged them.
+
+In spite of the tax the members of the Unity League were still being
+supplied with oil at the old prices, and they were assured that they
+would continue to be supplied without advance, even if the tax were
+doubled!
+
+The poor, ever suspicious of the doings of those of their own class when
+set high in authority, at once leapt to the conclusion that they were
+being made the victims of a double game. It was nothing to them that the
+Anglo-Pennsylvanian and the Anglo-Caucasian companies were now trading
+at a loss; it was common knowledge that their richer League neighbours
+had not had the price of their oil increased, and they knew all too well
+that they themselves had. With the lack of balanced reasoning that had
+formerly been one of the Government's best weapons, they at once
+concluded that they alone were paying the tax, and the unparalleled
+injustice of it sowed a crop of bitterness in their hearts.
+
+If that was the net result at home, the foreign effect of the policy was
+not a whit more satisfactory. Studland, the Consul-General at Odessa,
+one of the most capable men in the Service, cabled a despatch full of
+temperate and solemn warning the moment he heard of the step. It was too
+late then, if, indeed, his words would have been regarded. Russia
+replied by promptly trebling her existing tax on imported coal, and at
+the same time gave Germany rebate terms that practically made it a tax
+on _English_ coal. It was said that Russia had only been waiting for a
+favourable opportunity, and was more anxious to develop her own new coal
+fields in the Donetz basin than to import at all. As far as the Treasury
+was concerned, the oil tax yielded little more than was absorbed by the
+thirty thousand extra men thrown out of work by Russia's action. The
+Government had given a rook for a bishop.
+
+A little time ago the Cabinet had been prepared to greet winter as a
+friend. Without quite possessing the ingenuousness of their amiable
+Comrade Bilch, they had thought cynically of the pampered aristocrats
+shivering in Mayfair drawing-rooms, of the comfort-loving middle classes
+sitting before their desolate suburban hearths, of blue-faced men
+setting out breakfastless for freezing offices, and of pallid women
+weeping as they tried to warm the hands of little children, as they put
+them in their icy beds.
+
+And now? All their cynical sympathy had apparently been in vain. There
+were not going to be any cold breakfasts, freezing offices, or shivering
+women and children. Warming stoves and radiators raised the temperature
+of a room much quicker than a fire did, and kept it equable without any
+attention. Oil cookers took the place of the too often erratic kitchen
+range. Mrs Strummery innocently threw the Premier into a frenzy one
+morning by dilating on the advantages of a "Britonette" stove which she
+had been shown by a Tottenham Court Road ironmonger. The despised,
+helpless "classes" were going on very comfortably. They were going on
+even gaily; "Oil Scrambles" constituted a new and popular form of
+entertainment for long evenings; from Wimbledon came the information
+that "Candle Cinderellas" would have a tremendous rage during the
+approaching season; and in Cheapside and the Strand the penny hawkers
+were minting money with the novel and diverting "Coal Sack Puzzle."
+
+But the winter was approaching, though no longer as a friend. If England
+should say to-morrow what Lancashire was saying that day, there were
+portents of stirring times in the air. Already Northumberland, Durham,
+and Yorkshire were muttering in their various uncouth dialects, and
+Lanark was subscribing to disquieting sentiments in its own barbarous
+tongue. Derbyshire was becoming uneasy, Staffordshire was scarcely
+answering to the wheel, and Nottingham was in revolt against what it
+considered to be the too compliant attitude of the Representation
+Committee. The rioting in Monmouth was only restrained from becoming
+serious in its proportions by the repeated assurances from Westminster
+that the end was in sight; and the "Beaconmen" of Glamorgan were openly
+boasting that before long they would "light such a candle" that the
+ashes would fall upon London like a Vesuvian cloud.
+
+Still nearer home was the disturbing spectacle of the railway-men thrown
+out of work, the coal carters, the stablemen, the gasworkers, the canal
+boatmen, the general labourers, the tool-makers, the wheel-wrights, the
+chimney sweepers, the brushmakers. The sequence of dependence could be
+traced, detail by detail, through every page of the trade directory.
+
+They had all been taught to clamour to the Government in every
+emergency, and this administration they regarded as peculiarly their
+own. It was not a case of Frankenstein's Monster getting out of hand;
+this Monster had created its Frankenstein, and could dissolve him if he
+proved obstinate. All that Frankenstein had ventured to do so far had
+been to reduce the Unemployed Grant to three quarters of its normal rate
+"in view of the unprecedented conditions of labour," and where two or
+more unemployed were members of one family, to make a further small
+deduction. The action had not been well received. "In view of the
+unprecedented conditions of labour" the unemployed had looked for more
+rather than for less. When the rate was fixed they had been given to
+understand that it represented the minimum on which an out-of-work man
+could be decently asked to live. Why, then, had their own party reduced
+it? Funds? Tax some luxury!
+
+Even the Government assurance, an ingenious adaptation of truth by the
+light of Mr Chadwing's figures, that they "did not anticipate having to
+impose the reduced grant for many more weeks, but at the same time
+counselled economy in every working-class home," did not restore mutual
+good feeling. The general rejoinder was that the Government had "better
+not," and the reference to economy was stigmatised as gratuitously
+inept.
+
+In the meantime the situation was reacting unfavourably upon Mr
+Strummery and the chief officers of State, not only in Parliament but
+even in the Cabinet itself. Consultations between the Premier and half a
+dozen of his most trusted Ministers were of daily occurrence. One day,
+towards the end of September, Mr Strummery privately intimated to all
+the "safe" members of the Council that it was necessary to meet to
+consider what further steps to take.
+
+The meeting was a "packed" one in that the Tirrels, the Browns, and the
+Bilches of the party were not invited and knew nothing of it. There was
+no reason why Mr Strummery should not call together a section of his
+followers if he wished, and discuss policy with them, but at the moment
+it was dangerous, because the conclave was just strong enough to be able
+to impose its will upon Parliament, and yet individually it was composed
+of weak men. It was dangerous because half a dozen weak men, rendered
+desperate by the situation into which they were being inevitably driven,
+had resolved to act upon heroic lines. As Balzac had remarked, "There is
+nothing more horrible than the rebellion of a sheep," but the horrible
+consequences generally fall upon its own head in the end.
+
+Mr Chadwing's statement informed the despondent gathering that on the
+existing lines it would be necessary to suspend the wholesale operation
+of the relief fund about the middle of December. By reducing the grant
+in varying degrees it would be possible to carry on for perhaps three
+months beyond that date, but to reach the furthest limit the individual
+relief would have become so insignificant that it would only result in
+an actual crisis being precipitated earlier than would be the case if
+they went on as they were doing.
+
+That was all that the Chancellor of the Exchequer had to say. The
+uninitiated men looked at one another in mute enquiry. There was
+something in the air. What was coming?
+
+The Premier rose to explain. He admitted that they had underrated the
+danger of the situation at first. Measures that might have sufficed then
+were useless now. Oil was the pivot of the whole question. The oil tax
+had not realised expectations. To raise the tax would only alienate the
+affections of their own people without reaching the heart of the matter.
+They had already taken one bite at a cherry.
+
+He paused and looked round, an indifferent swimmer forced by giant
+circumstance to face his Niagara.
+
+He proposed as a measure of national emergency to prohibit the
+importation of oil altogether.
+
+There was a gasp of surprise; a moment of stupefaction. Strange things
+were again being done in the name of Liberty.
+
+Mr Tubes's voice, enumerating the results and advantages of the step,
+recalled their wandering thoughts. There was little need for the
+recital; the effect of so unexpected a _coup_ leapt to the mind at once.
+
+The Leaguers must either burn coal or starve. The home oil deposits had
+long ceased to be worked. Wood under modern conditions was
+impracticable; peat was equally debarred, and neither could meet a
+sudden emergency in sufficient quantity; electricity meant coal, and was
+far from universal. The League movement must collapse within a week.
+
+There were other points, all in favour of the course. Although it might
+slightly inconvenience many working-class homes it would not take their
+money as a heavier tax would, and it must convince all that the end was
+well in sight. It would induce the poor to use more coal, more gas, in
+itself a step towards that desired end. It would teach Russia a sharp
+lesson, and Russia's sins were the freshest in their minds.
+
+All were convinced, and all against their will. There was something
+sinister in the proposal; the thought of it fell like a shadow across
+the room.
+
+"It is not a course I would recommend or even assent to as a general
+thing," said Mr Strummery. "But we are fighting for the existence of our
+party, for the lives of thousands of our people. It is no exaggeration.
+Think of the awful misery that must sweep the country in the coming
+winter if the League holds out. If we do not break the wicked power of
+those two men, there is no picture of national calamity to be found in
+the past that can realise the worst."
+
+"It is their game," said Mr Tubes bitterly. "The cowards are striking at
+the women and children through the men."
+
+He ignored the fact that his party had struck the first blow, and had
+had the word "War!" figuratively nailed to the staff of their red banner
+for years. In war one usually strikes some one, and on the whole it is
+perhaps less reprehensible to strike women and children through men than
+_vice versa_. But it was an acceptable sentiment on the face of it, and
+it sounded all right at the moment.
+
+"Moreover," added the Premier, "there will be this danger in the
+situation: that blinded by passions and desperate through misery, the
+people may fail to realise who are the real causes of their plight."
+
+Yes, there was that possibility to be faced by thoughtful Socialistic
+Ministers. The people are not very subtle in their reasoning. The most
+pressing fact of their existence would be that the Government, which had
+promised to keep them from starvation in return for their votes, had had
+their votes and was allowing them to starve.
+
+"I think that we must all agree to the necessity of the step," said one
+of the minor men, "though our feelings are all against it."
+
+"Quite so," admitted Mr Strummery. "Let us hope that being a sharp
+remedy it will only need to be a short one."
+
+Surprise was the essence of the _coup_, and the "business-like"
+procedure of Parliament permitted this when the Government was backed by
+a large automatic majority. The expeditious passing of the measure was a
+foregone conclusion, yet a few shrewd warning voices were raised against
+it even among the stalwarts. The regular opposition voted against it as
+a matter of course. The most moderate section of the Labour Party and
+the extreme Socialists, who both elected to sit on the opposition side
+of the House, refrained from voting, and a few Ministers, who were
+distracted between their private opinions and their party duty, were
+diplomatically engaged elsewhere.
+
+The Bill first received the attention of the House on the 25th of
+September, the day after the Premier had called his informal meeting. It
+became law on the 28th, and three days later, the 1st of October, Great
+Britain was absolutely "closed" against the introduction of mineral
+burning oils on any terms.
+
+The country received the measure with mixed feelings, but on the whole
+with the admission that it would be effective and with an expression of
+dislike. The coal mining districts hailed it with enthusiasm, and the
+same reception was accorded it among the affected industries, but
+outside these it was nowhere popular, and in certain working-class
+quarters it evoked the bitterest hostility. It was felt even by those
+who stood to gain much by the overthrow of the League that their
+instincts rebelled against the means; possibly the underlying feeling
+was distrust of the exercise of power so despotic. It was admitted that
+the League's action with respect to coal stood on a different plane. Any
+member could at once resign; it was questionable if one could not use
+coal and still remain a member. Certainly no coercion was used. But in
+the matter of oil a necessary commodity was absolutely ruled out, and,
+whether he wished or nor, every one must obey. By the 8th of October the
+retail price of petroleum of an average quality was 2s. 9d. the gallon,
+and the price was rising as the end of the stock came in sight.
+
+One curious circumstance excited remark. The Unity League members were
+still being supplied at the original price. The League was keeping its
+word gallantly to the end. The Government had calculated that the two
+interested companies might have a reserve that would last a week. The
+average stock which the consumer might be supposed to have in hand would
+carry them on for a further five days, and the economy which they would
+doubtless practise might hold off the climax for five more. The 17th of
+October came to be confidently mentioned in Government circles as the
+date of the Unity League's surrender.
+
+It might have been merely coincidence, but on the 17th of October Mr
+Strummery chose to entertain a few of his colleagues to dinner in the
+House.
+
+In spite of the host's inevitable jug of boiling water, an air of genial
+humour, almost of gaiety, pervaded the board. Mr Tubes was
+entertainingly reminiscent; Chadwing succeeded in throwing off the
+weight of the Treasury; Comrade Stubb, fresh from the soil, proved to
+have a dry humour of his own; and Cecil Brown, who was always socially
+welcome, made a joke which almost surprised the Premier into a smile.
+
+Mr Tubes was in the middle of a sentence when Cecil Brown, with his face
+turned towards the door, laid his hand upon the speaker's arm.
+
+"A minute, Tubes," he said. "There is something unusual going on out
+there."
+
+"Perhaps it is----" began Chadwing, and stopped. The same thought had
+occurred to at least three of them. Perhaps they were coming to tell
+them that Hampden had accepted his defeat. Whatever it might be, a dozen
+members who had entered the room in a confused medley were making their
+way towards the Premier's table. A man who seemed to concentrate their
+attention was in their midst; some were apparently trying to hold him
+back, while others urged him on. While yet some distance off he broke
+away from them all, and running forward, reached the table first.
+
+It was Comrade Bilch, so dishevelled, red, and heated, that it did not
+occur to any one to doubt that he was drunk. For a second he stood
+looking at them stupidly, and then he suddenly opened his mouth and
+poured out so appalling a string of vile and nauseating abuse that men
+who were near drew aside.
+
+"Why, in Heaven's name, don't you take him away?" exclaimed Cecil Brown,
+appealing to those who formed the group beyond the table.
+
+They would have done so, but Comrade Bilch raised his hand as though to
+enjoin attention for a moment. A change seemed to have come over him
+even in that brief passage of time. He walked up to the table and leaned
+heavily upon it with both fists, while his breath came in throbs, and
+the colour played about his face like the reflection of a raging fire.
+When he spoke it was without a single oath; all his uncleanness had
+dropped away from him as though he recognised its threadbare poverty in
+the face of the colossal news he brought.
+
+"Gentlemen," he said, leaning forward and breathing very hard, "you
+would have it, and you have got your way. You've made oil contraband,
+and not a drop can be landed in Great Britain now. It can't be brought,
+but it can be used when it is here, and the Unity League that you have
+done it all to starve has got two hundred million gallons safely stowed
+away at Hanwood! Yes, while our people will have to grope and freeze
+through the winter, _they_ are quite comfortably provided for, and you,
+whether you leave the bar on or whether you take it off, you have made
+us the laughing-stock of Europe!"
+
+An awed silence fell on the group. Not the most shadowy suspicion of
+such a miscarriage had ever stirred the most cautious. All their qualms
+had been in the direction of swallowing the unpalatable measure, not of
+doubting its efficacy. They seemed to be the puny antagonists of some
+almost superhuman power that not only brushed their most elaborate plans
+aside, but actually led them on to pave the way to their own undoing.
+
+Mr Tubes was the first to speak. "It can't be true," he whispered. "It
+is impossible."
+
+"Oh, everything's impossible with you, especially when it's happened,"
+retorted Mr Bilch contemptuously. "Pity you didn't live when there were
+real miracles about."
+
+"But the time?" protested some one. "How could they do it in the time?"
+
+"Time!" said Mr Bilch, "what more do you want? They've had two years,
+and they've used two years. If those----" He stopped suddenly, jerked
+his head twice with a curious motion, and fell to the ground in a fit.
+
+There were plenty of good friends to look after him without troubling
+the Ministerial group. The dinner-party broke up in the face of so
+inauspicious a series of events, and before another hour had passed the
+story of the gigantic fiasco had reached every club in London, and was
+being cabled to every capital in Christendom.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+THE DARK WINTER
+
+
+The autumn of 1918 had proved unusually mild. It was said that many of
+the migratory birds delayed their exodus for weeks beyond their normal
+times, and in sheltered gardens and hedgerows in the south of England
+flowers and fruit were making an untimely show; but about midday on the
+24th of November it began to grow dark, and, without any indication of
+fog, it grew darker, until the greater part of England and Wales was
+plunged into a nocturnal gloom. As there was a marked fall in the
+temperature, men looked up to the clouds and predicted snow, but they
+were wrong. Had it snowed it might have been the White Winter of 1918,
+for that night the frost began, and the 24th of November had already
+become an ill-omened date to usher in a frost. It did not belie its
+character. The next day broke clear but bitter, and those who read
+newspapers learned with curious interest that during the night the
+seven-tailed comet of 1744 had been observed by several astronomers, to
+the great confusion of their science, for its appearance was premature
+by a round hundred thousand years. The phenomenon afterwards grew into a
+portent to the vulgar mind, for that was the beginning of the great
+frost that lasted seven weeks without an intermission.
+
+Outside certain limits, life was proceeding very much as before. The
+condition of the upper classes was not materially different from what it
+had been before the policy of retaliation had been declared. The
+Personal Property Tax had not been proceeded with, and the Minimum Wage
+Bill had been dropped for the time. There were diplomatic explanations;
+the real reason was that the Cabinet was too sharply divided over the
+expediency of anything in those days to make the passing of important
+measures practicable. While none had the courage to go to an extreme
+either in aggression or in conciliation, there was a multitude of
+counsel vehemently wrangling over the wisdom of little concessions and
+little aggressions.
+
+In London the great increase in the number of unemployed began to be
+observable in the early autumn. The obsolete "marches of unemployed"
+were revived, but, as might have been foreseen, except among the poor
+themselves, they met with no financial encouragement. Even the poor were
+becoming careful of their pence. They saw what the winter must mean, for
+every one knew of a score of deserving cases around his own door, and it
+was commonly reported that the Government contemplated reducing the
+Unemployed Grant to two-thirds its normal basis before the year was out.
+That was the Cabinet's idea for "breaking it gently." So, meeting with
+no response in the suburbs, the City, or the West End, the processions
+groaned occasionally, broke a few windows, enhanced the bitter feeling
+existing against their class by frightening more than a few ladies, and
+were finally kept in check by the special constabulary raised in the
+suburbs, the City, and the West End. Finding so little profit for their
+exertions, they abandoned their indiscriminate peregrinations, and took
+to demonstrating before St Stephen's and to hooting outside the houses
+of Cabinet Ministers until the processions and meetings were disallowed.
+
+There was no public charity that winter, either organised or
+spontaneous, for the benefit of the working-class poor. The conditions
+of labour would have warranted a Mansion House Fund being opened in
+September, but no one suggested it, and no one would have contributed to
+it. Abroad it was generally recognised that England was involved in
+civil war to which it behoved them to act as neutrals. The Socialists in
+Belgium collected and despatched the sum of L327, 14s. 6d. for the
+relief of their "persecuted confraternity in England," but as the pomp
+and circumstances attending the inauguration of the Fund had led their
+persecuted confraternity in England to expect at least a quarter of a
+million sterling, some intemperate remarks greeted the consummation of
+the effort, and it was not repeated.
+
+To those who did not look very deeply into the situation it appeared
+that a long, hard winter must operate against the interests of the
+League. Their opponents would burn more coal. The Government, indeed,
+issued an appeal asking them to do so, and thus to relieve the tension
+in the provinces. The response was not promising. The Government was, in
+effect, told to mind its own business, and particularly that detail of
+its business which consisted in the guarantee of a full and undocked
+living wage to every worker in or out of work. The contention so far had
+been that with the surfeit, coal would be so cheap that even the poorest
+could burn it unstintingly. But soon a new and rather terrible
+development grew out of the complex situation. Coal became dear, not
+only dear in the ordinary sense of the word--winter prices--but very,
+very dear. The simple truth was that a disorganised industry always
+moves on abnormal lines, and coal was a routed, a shattered, industry.
+
+There was no oil to be had by any but members of the League; in some
+places there was no gas to be had, for many of the small gas companies,
+and some of the large ones, had found it impossible to continue amidst
+the dislocation of their trade, and the cheapest coal was being retailed
+in the streets of London at two shillings the hundred-weight. The
+Government had left oil contraband after the discovery of the League's
+secret store down the quiet country lane, for they recognised that to
+remove the embargo immediately would kill them with ridicule. They
+promised themselves that the freedom of commerce should be restored at
+the first convenient opportunity. In the meanwhile they decided to do as
+they had done in other matters: they bravely ignored the fact that the
+League members were any better off than any one else, and declined to
+believe the evidence that any store existed.
+
+That was the state of affairs before the winter set in, and in London
+alone. The Capital was feeling some of the remoter effects of the blow,
+but from the provinces, from the actual battle-fields, there came grim
+stories. Northumberland, which had been loth to accept the Eight Hours
+Bill, now traced the whole of the trouble to that head, and declared
+that the only hope was for the Government to make a complete surrender
+to the Unity League, on the one condition that it restored a normal
+demand for coal both at home and abroad. Durham, on the contrary, held
+that it was necessary for the Government to crush or wear out the
+League. In both counties there had been fierce conflict between the
+rival factions, and blood had been freely shed. After a single day's
+rioting at Newcastle and Gateshead seventeen dead bodies had been
+collected by the ambulances.
+
+The "Beaconmen" in Glamorgan were setting fire to the pits themselves in
+a spirit of fanaticism. In one instance a fire had spread beyond the
+intended limits, and an explosion, in which three score of their
+unfortunate fellow-workmen perished, had been the net result. The
+Midlands were the least disturbed, and even there Walsall had seen a
+mass meeting at which thirty thousand colliers and other affected
+workmen had called insistently with threats upon the Government, in
+pathetic ignorance of the Treasury's plight, to purchase the nation's
+coal pits at once, and resume full time at all of them, as the only
+means of averting a national calamity.
+
+And all this had been taking place in the mild autumn, while the
+Government was still paying out sufficient relief funds to ensure that
+actual starvation should not touch any one, long before it had been
+driven to take the country into its confidence. The spectre of cold and
+hunger had not yet been raised to goad the men to madness; so far they
+regarded existence at least as assured, and the question that was
+stirring them to rebellion was not the fundamental one of the "right to
+live," but the almost academic issue of the right to live apart from the
+natural vicissitudes of life.
+
+The Government had other troubles on hand. The two principal causes for
+anxiety among these, if not actually of their own hatching, had
+certainly sprung from a common stock.
+
+The Parliament sitting at College Green deemed the moment opportune for
+issuing a Declaration of Independence and proclaiming a republic. Three
+years before, all Irishmen had been withdrawn from the British army and
+navy on the receipt of Dublin's firmly-worded note to the effect that
+since the granting of extended Home Rule, Irishmen came within the
+sphere of the Foreign Enlistment Act. These men formed the nucleus of a
+very useful army with which Ireland thought it would be practicable to
+hold out in the interior until foreign intervention came to its aid.
+Possibly England thought so too, for Mr Strummery's Ministry contented
+itself with issuing what its members described as a firm and dignified
+protest. Closely examined, it was discoverable that the dignified
+portion was a lengthy recapitulation of ancient history; the firm
+portion a record of Dublin's demands since Home Rule had been conceded,
+while the essential part of the communication informed the new republic
+that its actions were not what his Majesty's Ministers had expected of
+it, and that they would certainly reserve the right of taking the matter
+in hand at some future time more suitable to themselves.
+
+The other harassment was that Leicester lay at the mercy of an epidemic
+of small-pox which threatened to become historic in the annals of the
+scourge. In the second month the average daily number of deaths had
+risen to 120, and there was no sign of a decrease. In the autumn it was
+hoped that the winter would kill the disease; in the winter it was
+anticipated that it would die out naturally under the influence of the
+spring sunshine. The situation affected Mr Chadwing more closely than
+any of his colleagues, for Leicester had the honour of returning the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer as one of its members. Under normal
+conditions Mr Chadwing made a practice of visiting his constituency and
+addressing a meeting every few weeks, but during the six months that the
+epidemic raged he found himself unable to leave London. His attitude was
+perfectly consistent, in spite of the hard things that some of his
+supporters said of him in his absence: like the majority of his
+constituents, he had a Conscientious Objection to vaccination, but he
+also had an even stronger conscientious objection to encountering
+small-pox infection.
+
+The 24th of November ushered in a new phase of the strife. It marked the
+beginning of the Dark Winter. Early in December the newspapers began to
+draw comparisons between the weather then prevailing and the hard
+winters on record. At that date it was noticeable how many
+rustic-looking vagrants were to be seen walking aimlessly about the
+streets of London. The unemployed from the country were beginning to
+flock in for the mere sense of warmth. The British Museum, St. Paul's
+Cathedral, the free libraries, and other places where it was possible to
+escape from the dreadful rigour of the streets, were crowded by day. At
+night long _queues_ of miserable creatures haunted the grids of
+restaurants, the sheltered sides of theatres, the windows of printing
+houses, and any spot where a little warmth exhaled. On the nights of the
+4th, the 5th, and the 6th of December the thermometer on Primrose Hill
+registered 3 deg. below zero. On the 7th pheasants were observed feeding
+among the pigeons in the main street of Highgate, and from that time
+onwards wild birds of the rarer kinds were no unusual sight in the
+London parks and about the public buildings. In the country it was
+remarked that the small birds had begun to disappear, and the curious
+might read any morning of frozen goldfinches being picked up in
+Camberwell, larks about Victoria Park, and starlings, robins,
+blackbirds, and such like fry everywhere. By this time dairymen had
+discovered that it was impossible to deliver milk unless they carried a
+brazier of live charcoal on their cart or hand-truck. Local
+correspondents in the provinces had ceased to report ordinary cases of
+death from cold and exposure; there were cases in the streets of London
+every night.
+
+Early in December Sir John Hampden was approached unofficially by a few
+members of Parliament, including one or two of minor official rank, to
+learn his "terms." The suggestions were tentative on both sides, and
+nothing was stated definitely. But out of the circumlocution it might be
+inferred that he expressed his willingness to rescind the boycott, and
+to devote five million pounds to public relief at once, in return for
+certain modifications of the franchise and an immediate dissolution.
+Nothing came of the movement, and during the first week of December the
+Government sent round to the post-offices and to all the Crown tax
+collectors notices that the licences ordinarily falling due on the 1st
+of January must be taken out on or before the 15th of the current month,
+and the King's Taxes similarly collected in advance. The League did not
+make any open comment on this departure, but every member merely ignored
+it, and when the 16th of December was reached, it devolved upon the
+officers of the Crown to enforce the payment by legal process. In the
+language of another age, the Government was faced by five million
+"Passive Resisters." It soon became apparent that instead of getting in
+the taxes a fortnight before their time, the greater part of the revenue
+from that source would be delayed at least a month later than usual.
+
+On the 20th of December one million and three-quarters State-supported
+unemployed of various grades presented themselves at the appointed
+trades unions committee rooms, workhouse offices, employment bureaux,
+Treasury depots, from which the Fund was administered, to receive their
+weekly "wage." As they passed in they were confronted by a formal notice
+to the effect that the disbursement was then reduced to half its usual
+amount. As they passed out they came upon another formal notice to the
+effect that after the following week the Grant would be "temporarily
+suspended." Possibly that also embodied an idea of "breaking it gently."
+
+The cry of surprise, rage, and terrified foreboding that rose from every
+town and village of the land when the direful news was at length
+understood, can never be described. Its echoes were destined to roll
+through the pages of English history for many a generation. The
+immediate result was that rioting broke out in practically all parts of
+the country except the purely agricultural. The people who had been
+promised a perpetual life of milk and honey had "murmured" when they
+were offered bread and water. Now there seemed every prospect of the
+water reaching them as ice, and the bread-board being empty, and their
+"murmuring" took a sharper edge. In some places there were absolute
+stampedes of reason. In justice it has to be remembered that by this
+time the most pitiless winter of modern times had been heaping misery on
+misery for a month, that the chance of finding work or relief was
+recognised to be the forlornest hope, and that very, very few had a
+reserve of any kind.
+
+The indiscriminate disturbances of the 20th of December were easily
+suppressed. A people that has been free for generations loses the gift
+for successful rioting in the face of armed discipline, even of the most
+inadequate strength. But for constitutional purposes the body of one
+dragooned rioter in England was worth more than a whole "Vladimir's
+battue" east of the Baltic.
+
+On the 27th of December the certified unemployed drew their diminished
+pittance for the last time. They left the buildings in many places with
+the significant threat that they would return that day week, and if
+there was nothing for them would "warm their hands" there at the least.
+There was renewed rioting that day also. The forces of law and order had
+been strengthened; the rioters appeared to have been better organised.
+In one or two towns the rioting began to approach the Continental level.
+Bolton was said to have proved itself far from amateurish, and Nuneaton
+was spoken of as being distinctly promising. At the end of that day
+public buildings had to be requisitioned in several places to lay out
+the spoils of victory and defeat.
+
+Two days later every newspaper contained an "open letter" from Sir John
+Hampden to the Government, in which he unconditionally offered them, on
+behalf of the Unity League and in the name of humanity, sufficient funds
+to pay the half grant for four weeks longer. It was a humane offer, but
+its proper name was strategy. It embarrassed the Government to decide
+whether to accept or decline. It embarrassed them if they accepted, and
+if they declined it embarrassed them most of all. They declined; or, to
+be precise, they ignored the offer.
+
+By this time England might be said to be under famine. London, in its
+ice-bound straits, began curiously to assume the appearance of a
+mediaeval city. By night one might meet grotesquely clad bands of
+revellers returning from some ice carnival (for the Thames had long been
+frozen from the Tower to Gravesend) by the light of lanterns and torches
+which they carried. None but those who had nothing to lose ventured out
+into the streets at night except by companies. Thieves and bludgeoners
+lurked in every archway, and arrests were seldom made; beggars
+importuned with every wile and in every tone, and new fantastic creeds
+and extravagant new parties sent out their perfervid disciples to
+proclaim Utopias at every corner.
+
+To add to the terror of the night there suddenly sprang into prominence
+the bands of "Running Madmen" who swept through the streets like fallen
+leaves in an autumn gale. Barefooted, gaunt, and wildly dressed in rags,
+they broke upon the astonished wayfarer's sight, and passed out again
+into the gloom before he could ask himself what strange manner of men
+they were. Never alone, seldom exceeding a score in any band, they ran
+keenly as though with some purposeful end in view, for the most part
+silently, but now and then startling the quiet night with an
+inarticulate wail or a cry of woe or lamentation, but they turned from
+street to street in aimless intricacy, and sought no definite goal. They
+were never seen by day, and whence they came or where they had their
+homes none could say, but the steady increase in the number of their
+bands showed that they were undoubtedly the victims of a contagious
+mania such as those that have appeared in the past from time to time.
+
+Almost as ragged and unkempt was the army that by day marched under the
+standard of Brother Ambrose towards the sinless New Jerusalem. Reading
+the abundant signs all round with an inspired and fatalistic eye,
+Ambrose uncompromisingly announced that all the portents of the
+Millennium were now fulfilled, and that the reign of temporal power on
+earth was at an end. Each day his eloquence mounted to a wilder flight,
+each day he dreamed new dreams and saw fresh visions, and promised to
+his followers more definitely the spoil of victory, and parcelled out
+the smiling, fruitful land. Drawn by every human passion, recruits
+poured into his ranks, and when he marched in tattered state to mark the
+boundaries of the impending Golden City, the Legions of the Chosen
+rolled not in their thousands, but in their tens of thousands, singing
+hymns and interspersing ribaldry.
+
+A very different spectacle was afforded by the bands of the Gilded Youth
+which by day patrolled the approaches to houses of the better class,
+wherever smoke had been seen issuing from the chimneys, and by night
+with equal order and thoroughness turned out the public gas lamps in the
+streets, until many of the authorities at last gave up the lighting of
+the lamps as a useless formality.
+
+It was impossible for the occupants of a house that had incurred their
+enmity to have them removed by force, or to maintain an attitude of
+unconcern in the face of their demonstration, yet everything they did
+came under the term of "Peaceful Picketing" within the provisions of the
+Act, and an attempt to fix responsibility upon the Unity League for the
+high-handed action of its agents in a few cases where the Gilded Youth
+had gone beyond their powers, failed ignominiously through the precedent
+afforded by the final settlement of the celebrated Tawe Valley Case.
+
+In the provinces the rioters were burning coal, burning coal-pits,
+smashing machinery and destroying property indiscriminately, blind to
+the fact that some of the immediate effects were falling on their
+fellow-workmen, and that most of the ultimate effects would fall upon
+themselves. In London and elsewhere the bands of the Gilded Youth were
+going quietly and systematically about their daily work, "peacefully"
+terrorising house-holders into submission, and carefully turning out the
+public lamps at night as soon as they were lit. To the reflective mind
+it was rather a dreadful power that the time had called into being: an
+educated mob that "rioted peacefully" and did nothing at all that was
+detrimental to its own interest.
+
+Each morning people assured one another that so unparalleled a frost
+could last no longer, but each night the air seemed to be whetted to a
+keener edge, and each day there came fresh evidences of its power. Early
+in January it was computed that all the small birds that had not taken
+refuge in towns were dead, partly through the cold itself, but equally
+by starvation, for the ground yielded them nothing, and the trees and
+shrubs upon which they had been able to rely for food in former winters
+had long since perished. There were none but insignificant hollies to be
+seen in English gardens for the next generation, and in exposed
+situations forest trees and even oaks were split down to the ground.
+
+All this time there was very little destructive rioting going on in
+London on any organised scale, but every night breadths of wood pavement
+were torn up by the homeless vagrants, who were now allowed to herd
+where they could, and great fires set burning at which the police warmed
+themselves and mingled supinely with the crowd. By day the police went
+in pairs, by night they patrolled in companies of five. For the
+emergency of serious rioting the military were always kept in readiness;
+against the more ordinary depredations on private property the owners
+were practically left to defend themselves. In those dark weeks watch
+duty became one of the regular occupations among the staff of every
+London business, and short shrift was given to intruders. Inquests went
+like marriages in busy churches at Easter-tide--in batches, and the
+morning cart that picked up the frozen dead had only one compartment.
+
+The time was past when the effects of the vast disorganisation could be
+localised. Every trade and profession, every trivial and obscure
+calling, and every insignificant little offshoot of that great trunk
+called Commerce was involved in depression; it was not too much to say
+that every individual in the land was feeling some ill effect. Frantic
+legislation had begun it ten years before; the coal war had brought it
+to a climax, and the grip of the long, hard winter had pressed like a
+hostile hand upon the land.
+
+It had resolved itself into a war of endurance. Coal was no longer the
+pivot; it was money, immediate money with which to buy bread at the
+bakers' shops, where they carried on their trade with the shutters up
+and loaded weapons laid out in the upper rooms.
+
+Not the least curious feature of the struggle was the marked
+disinclination of the starving populace to pillage or bloodshed.
+Doubtless they saw that whatever they might individually profit by a
+reign of terror, their cause and party had nothing to gain from it. Such
+an outburst must inevitably react unfavourably upon the Government of
+the day, and it was _their_ party then in power. But they had not the
+mob instinct in them; they were not composed of the ordinary mob
+element. In the bulk they were neither criminals nor hooligans, but
+matter-of-fact, disillusionised working men, and the instincts of their
+class have ever been steady and law-abiding. In Cheapside a gang of
+professional thieves blew out the iron shutter of a jeweller's shop with
+dynamite, and securing a valuable haul of jewellery in the momentary
+confusion, sought to hide themselves among the mob. Far from entering
+into their aspirations, the mob promptly conveyed them to the nearest
+police station, and returned to the owner the valuable articles that had
+been scattered about the street. The climax of the incident was reached
+by half a dozen of the most stalwart unemployed gladly accepting a few
+shillings each to guard the broken window until the shutter was
+repaired.
+
+At the collieries, the mills, the workshops, and the seats of labour
+there were outrages against property, but away from the immediate
+centres there was neither cupidity nor resentment. Whenever disturbances
+of the kind took place they were invariably in pursuit of food or
+warmth. The men were dispirited, and by this time they regarded their
+cause as lost. Their leaders, in and out of Parliament, were classed
+either as incompetent generals in a war, or as traitors who had misled
+the people. The people only asked them now to make the terms of
+surrender so that they might live; and they did not hesitate to declare
+roundly that the old times when they had had to look after themselves
+more, and had not been body and soul at the disposal of semi-political
+Unions, were preferable on the whole.
+
+The position of the Cabinet was daily growing more critical. Its chiefs
+were execrated and insulted whenever they were seen. All the approaches
+to the House were held by military guards, and the members reached its
+gates singly, and almost by stealth. Every day placards, written and
+printed, were found displayed in public places, calling on the
+Government that had no money to let in one that had. "You thought more
+of your position than of our needs when Hampden offered us help," ran
+one that Mr Strummery found nailed to his front door. "You have always
+thought more of your positions than of our needs. You have used our
+needs to raise yourselves to those positions. Now, since you no longer
+represent the wishes of the People, give way to others."
+
+The delay of the Government in throwing up an utterly untenable position
+was inexplicable to most people. Many said that the reason was that
+Hampden refused to take office under the existing franchise, and no one
+but Hampden could form an administration in that crisis that could hope
+to live for a day. Whatever the reason might be, it was obvious that the
+Government was drifting towards a national tragedy that would be
+stupendous, for in less than a month's time, it was agreed on all hands,
+the daily tale of starved and famished dead would have reached its
+thousands.
+
+Still the Government hung on, backed in sullen submission by its
+automatic majority. Changes in the Cabinet were of almost daily record,
+but the half dozen men of prominence remained. Cecil Brown was the last
+of the old minor men to be dropped. A dog trainer, who had taken up
+politics, succeeded him. "It is too late now," Cecil Brown was reported
+to have said when he learned who was to be his successor. "They want
+bread, not circuses!"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+THE INCIDENT OF THE 13TH OF JANUARY
+
+
+"I do not altogether like it," said A.
+
+"Do you prefer to leave things as they are, then?" demanded B.
+
+A. went over and stood by the window, looking moodily out.
+
+"It is merely a necessity," said C.
+
+"The necessity of a necessity," suggested D. happily.
+
+"Perhaps you are not aware," said B., addressing himself to the man
+standing at the window, "that the suggestion of arresting Salt did not
+come from us in the first case."
+
+"Is that so?" replied A., coming back into the room. "I certainly
+assumed that it did."
+
+"On the contrary," explained B., "it was Inspector Moeletter who
+reported to his superiors that he had succeeded in identifying the
+mysterious man who was seen with Leslie Garnet, the artist, about the
+time of his death. He would have got his warrant in the ordinary way,
+only in view of the remarkable position that Salt occupies just now,
+Stafford very naturally communicated with us."
+
+"The only point that troubles us," remarked C. reflectively, "is that
+none of us can persuade himself in the remotest degree that Salt killed
+Garnet."
+
+"I certainty require to have the evidence before I can subscribe to
+that," said B. "The man who is daily killing hundreds----"
+
+"Ah, that is the difference," commented D.
+
+"Where are the Monmouth colliers now?" asked C., after a pause.
+
+"Newbury, this morning," replied D. "Reading, to-night."
+
+"And the Midland lot?"
+
+"Towcester, I think."
+
+"If Hampden formally asks for protection for the oil store at Hanwood,
+after the miners' threat to burn it, what are you going to do?" asked A.
+
+"I should suggest telling him to go and boil himself in it, since he has
+got it there," replied C.
+
+"There will be no need to tell him anything but the bare fact, and that
+is that with twenty-five thousand turbulent colliers pouring into London
+and adding to the disaffected element already here, we cannot spare a
+single man," replied B.
+
+"I quite agree with that," remarked D., drawing attention to his
+freshly-scarred cheek. "I had a tribute of the mob's affection as I came
+in this morning."
+
+"That's your popularity," said C. "Your photograph is so much about that
+no one has any difficulty in recognising you. How do you get on in that
+way, B.?"
+
+"I?" exclaimed B. with a startled look. "Oh, I always drive with the
+blinds down now."
+
+"Are any extra military coming in before Friday?" asked A.
+
+"Yes, the Lancers from Hounslow. They come into the empty Albany Street
+Barracks to-night. Then I think that there are to be some extra infantry
+in Whitehall, from Aldershot. Cadman is seeing to all that."
+
+"But you know that the Lancers are being drawn from Hounslow?" asked C.
+with a meaning laugh.
+
+"Yes, I know that," admitted B. "Why do you laugh, C.?"
+
+C.'s only reply was to laugh again.
+
+"I will tell you why he laughs," volunteered D. "He laughs, B., because
+the Lancers withdrawn from Hounslow to Regent's Park, Salt under arrest
+at Stafford, and the Monmouth colliers coming along the Bath road and
+passing within a mile or two of Hanwood, represent the three angles of a
+very acute triangle."
+
+"There is still Hampden," muttered B.
+
+"Yes; what is going to happen to Hampden?" asked C., with a trace of his
+mordant amusement.
+
+A., who was walking about the room aimlessly, stopped and faced the
+others.
+
+"I'll tell you what," he exclaimed emphatically. "I said just now that I
+didn't like the idea of smuggling Salt away like this, and, although it
+may be advisable, I don't. But I wish to God that we had openly arrested
+the pair of them as traitors, and burned their diabolical store before
+every one's eyes three months ago."
+
+"Ah," said D. thoughtfully, "it was too early then. Now it's too late."
+
+"It may be too late to have its full effect," flashed out B., "but it
+won't be too late to make them suffer a bit along with our own people."
+
+"Provided that the oil is burned," said D.
+
+"Provided that no protection can be sent," remarked C.
+
+"Provided that Salt is arrested," added A.
+
+There was a knock at the door. It explained the attitude of the four men
+in the room and their scattered conversation. They had been awaiting
+some one.
+
+He came into the room and saluted, a powerfully-built man with "uniform"
+branded on every limb, although he wore plain clothes then.
+
+"Detective-Inspector Moeletter?" said B.
+
+"Yes, sir," said the inspector, and stood at attention.
+
+"You have the warrant?" continued B.
+
+Moeletter produced it, and passed it in for inspection. It was made out
+on the preceding day, signed by the Stipendiary Magistrate of Stafford,
+and it connected George Salt with Leslie Garnet by the link of Murder.
+
+"When you applied for this warrant," said B., looking hard at the
+inspector, "you considered that you had sufficient evidence to support
+it?"
+
+Moeletter looked puzzled for a moment, as though the question was one
+that he did not quite follow in that form. For a moment he seemed to be
+on the verge of making an explanation; then he thought better of it, and
+simply replied: "Yes, sir."
+
+"At all events," continued B. hastily, "you have enough evidence to
+justify a remand? What are the points?"
+
+"We have abundant evidence that Salt was in the neighbourhood about the
+time of the tragedy; that fact can scarcely be contested. Coming nearer,
+an old man, who had been hedging until the storm drove him under a high
+bank, saw a gentleman enter Garnet's cottage about half-past five.
+Without any leading he described this man accurately as Salt, and picked
+out his photograph from among a dozen others. About an hour later, two
+boys, who were bird-nesting near Stourton Hill church, heard a shot.
+They looked through the hedge into the graveyard and saw one man lying
+apparently dead on the ground, and another bending over him as though he
+might be going through his pockets. Being frightened, they ran away and
+told no one of it for some time, as boys would. Of course, sir, that's
+more than six months ago now, but the description they give tallies, and
+I think that we may claim a strong presumption of identity taking into
+consideration the established time of Salt's arrival at Thornley."
+
+"That is all?" said B.
+
+"As regards identity," replied the inspector. "On general grounds we
+shall show that for some time before his death Garnet had been selling
+shares and securities which he held, and that although he lived frugally
+no money was found in the remains of his house or on his person, and no
+trace of a banking account or other investment can be discovered. Then
+we allege that 'George Salt' is not the man's right name, although we
+have not been able to follow that up yet. He is generally understood to
+have been a sailor recently, and the revolver found beside the body was
+of a naval pattern. I should add that the medical evidence at the
+inquest was to the effect that the wound might have been self-inflicted,
+but that the angle was unusual."
+
+B. returned the warrant to the inspector.
+
+"That will at least ensure a remand for a week for you to continue your
+investigations?"
+
+"I think so, sir."
+
+"Without bail?"
+
+"If it is opposed."
+
+"We oppose it, then. Did you bring any one down with you?"
+
+Inspector Moeletter had not done so. He had not been able to anticipate
+what amended instructions he might receive in London, so he had thought
+it as well to come alone.
+
+"For political reasons it is desirable that nothing should be known
+publicly of the arrest until you have your prisoner safely at Stafford,"
+said B. "At present he is motoring in the southern counties. I have
+information that he will leave Farnham this afternoon between three and
+half-past and proceed direct to Guildford. Is there any reason why you
+should not arrest him between the two places?"
+
+Inspector Moeletter knew of none.
+
+"It will be preferable to doing so in either town from our point of
+view," continued B., "and it is not known whether he intends leaving
+Guildford to-night."
+
+The inspector took out an innocent-looking pocket-book, whose elastic
+band was a veritable hangman's noose, and noted the facts.
+
+"Is a description of the motor-car available?" he enquired.
+
+B. picked up a sheet of paper. "It is a large car, a 30 H.P. Daimler,
+with a covered body, and painted in two shades of green," he read from
+the paper. "The number is L.N. 7246."
+
+"I would suggest bringing him straight on in the car," said Moeletter.
+"It would obviate the publicity of railway travelling."
+
+B. nodded. "There is another thing," he said. "It is absolutely
+necessary to avoid the London termini. They are all watched
+systematically by agents of the League--spies who call themselves
+patriots. You will take the 7.30 train with your prisoner, but you will
+join it at Willesden. I will have it stopped for you."
+
+"I shall need a man who can drive the motor to go down with me," the
+detective reminded him.
+
+B. struck a bell. "Send Sergeant Tolkeith in," he said to the attendant.
+
+Sergeant Tolkeith was apparently being kept ready in the next room, to
+be slipped at the fall of the flag, so to speak. He came in very
+smartly.
+
+"You will remain with Inspector Moeletter while he is in London, and
+make all the necessary arrangements for him," instructed B. "I suppose
+that there are men at Scotland Yard available now who can drive every
+kind of motor?"
+
+Sergeant Tolkeith hazarded the opinion that there were men at Scotland
+Yard at that moment who could drive--he looked round the room in search
+of some strange or Titanic vehicle to which the prowess of Scotland Yard
+would be equal--"Well, Anything."
+
+"A man who knows the roads," continued B. "Though, for that matter, it's
+a simple enough route--the Portsmouth road all the way to Kingston, and
+then across to Willesden. You had better avoid Guildford, by the way,
+coming back. Now, what other assistance will you require?"
+
+"How many are there likely to be in the car, sir?"
+
+"No one but Salt, I am informed. He has been touring alone for a week
+past, at all events."
+
+"In that case, sir, we had better take a couple of men from Guildford
+and drive towards Farnham. We can wait at a suitable place in the road
+and make the arrest. Then when the irons are on I shall need no one
+beyond the driver I take with me. The two local men--you'll want Mr
+Salt's _chauffeur_ detained for a few hours, I suppose, sir?"
+
+"Yes, certainly; until you are well on your way. And any one else who
+may happen to be in the car. I will give you authority covering that."
+
+"The two local men can take him, or them, back to Guildford--it will be
+dark by the time they get there--for detention while enquiries are being
+made. Then if a plain-clothes man meets me at Willesden we can go on,
+and our driver can take the car on to Scotland Yard."
+
+"You see no difficulty throughout?" said B. anxiously. The inspector
+assured him that all seemed plain sailing. It was not his place to
+foresee difficulties in B.'s plans.
+
+"Then I shall expect you to report to me from Stafford about 10.30
+to-night that everything is satisfactory. Let me impress on you as a
+last word the need of care and _unconcern_ in this case. It must be
+successfully carried out, and to do that there must be no fuss or
+publicity."
+
+"Sergeant," said Detective-Inspector Moeletter, when they were outside,
+"between ourselves, can you tell me this: why they think it necessary to
+have three mute gentlemen looking on while we arrange a matter of this
+sort?"
+
+"Between ourselves, sir," replied Sergeant Tolkeith, looking cautiously
+around, "it's my belief that it's come to this: that they are all
+half-afraid of themselves and can't trust one another."
+
+"D.," remarked C., as they left together a few minutes later, "does
+anything strike you about B.?"
+
+"It strikes me that he looks rather like an undertaker's man when he is
+dressed up," replied D.
+
+"Does it not strike you that he is _afraid_?"
+
+"Oh," admitted D., stroking his wounded cheek, "that's quite possible.
+So am I, for that matter."
+
+"So may we all be in a way," said C.; "but it is different with him. I
+believe that he is in a _blue funk_. He's fey, and he's got Salt on the
+brain. Just remember that I venture on this prophecy: if Salt through
+any cause does not happen to get arrested, B. will throw up the sponge."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The office of the Unity League in Trafalgar Chambers was little more
+than an empty hive now. The headquarters of the operations had been
+transferred to the colony at Hanwood, and most of the staff had
+followed. With the declaration of the coal war, an entirely different
+set of conditions had come into force. The old offices had practically
+become a clearing house for everything connected with the League, and
+the high tide of active interest swept on elsewhere.
+
+Miss Lisle remained, a person of some consequence, but in her heart she
+sighed from time to time for a sphere of action "down another little
+lane."
+
+On the afternoon of the 13th of January she returned to the office about
+half-past three, and going to the instrument room unlocked the
+telescribe receiver-box and proceeded to sort the dozen communications
+which it contained--the accumulation of an hour--before passing them on
+to be dealt with. Most fell into clearly-defined departments at a
+glance. It was not until she reached the last, the earliest sent, that
+she read it through, but as she read that her whole half-listless,
+mechanical manner changed. With the first line apathy fell from her like
+a cloak; before she had finished, every limb and feature conveyed a
+sense of tingling excitement. In frantic haste she dragged the special
+writing materials across the table towards her, dashed off a sprawling,
+"Stop Mr Salt at any cost.--LISLE," and flashed it off to the League
+agency at Farnham.
+
+A couple of minutes must pass before she could get any reply. She picked
+up the cause of her excitement, and for the second time read the message
+it contained:
+
+"If you want to keep your Mr Salt from being arrested on a charge of
+murder, warn him that Inspector Moeletter from Stafford will be waiting
+for him on the road between Farnham and Guildford at three o'clock this
+afternoon with a warrant. No one believes in it, but he will be taken on
+in his motor to Willesden, and on to Stafford by the 7.30, and kept out
+of the way for a week while things have time to happen at Hanwood. There
+will be just enough evidence to get a remand, as there was to get a
+warrant. This is from a friend, who may remind you of it later and prove
+who he is by this sign."
+
+The letter finished with a rough drawing of a gallows and a broken rope.
+It was written in a cramped, feigned hand and addressed to Sir John
+Hampden. It might have been lying in the box for an hour.
+
+The telescribe bell gave its single note. Irene opened the box in
+feverish dread. An exclamation of despair broke from her lips as some
+words on the paper stood out in the intensity of their significance even
+before she took the letter from the box.
+
+This was what Farnham replied:
+
+"Hope nothing is the matter. Mr Salt left here quite half an hour ago,
+in his motor, for Guildford. He will stay there the night, or proceed to
+Hanwood according to the time he is occupied. Please let me know if
+there is any trouble."
+
+Half an hour! There was not the remotest chance of intercepting him.
+Already, under ordinary circumstances, he would be in the outskirts of
+Guildford. It only remained to verify the worst. She wrote a brief
+message asking Mr Salt if he would kindly communicate with her
+immediately on his arrival, and despatched it to the agency at
+Guildford. If there was no reply to that request during the next
+half-hour she would accept the arrest as an established fact. And there
+being nothing apparently to do for the next half-hour, Miss Lisle, very
+much to the surprise of ninety-nine out of her hundred friends could
+they have seen her, went down on her knees in the midst of a roomful of
+the latest achievements of science and began to pray that a miracle
+might happen.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"I suppose that I may smoke?" said Salt. He was sitting handcuffed in
+his own motor-car, charged with murder, and formally cautioned that
+anything he should say might be used as evidence against him. It was
+scarcely a necessary warning in his case; with the exception of an
+equally formal protest against the arrest, he had not opened his lips
+until now. He and Moeletter had sat silently facing one another in the
+comfortably-appointed, roomy car, Salt with his face to the driver and
+leaning back in his easy seat with outward unconcern, the detective
+braced to a more alert attitude and with his knees almost touching those
+of his prisoner. For a mile or more--for perhaps seven or eight minutes
+by time, for the new driver was cautious with the yet unknown car--they
+had proceeded thus.
+
+Yet Salt was very far from being unconcerned as he leaned back
+negligently among the cushions. He was thinking keenly, and with the
+settled, tranquil gaze that betrayed nothing, watching alertly the miles
+of dreary high-road that stretched along the Hog's Back before them. He
+had long foreseen the possibility of arrest, and he had taken certain
+precautions; but to safeguard himself effectually he would have had to
+abandon the more important part of his work, and the risk he ran was the
+smaller evil of the two. But he had not anticipated this charge. Some
+legal jugglery with "conspiracy" had been in his mind.
+
+"I suppose that I may smoke?" Half a mile ahead a solitary wayfarer was
+approaching. Salt might have noted him, but there was nothing remarkable
+in his appearance except that pedestrians--or vehicles either, for that
+matter--were rare along the Hog's Back on that bitter winter afternoon.
+
+"Why, certainly, sir; in your own car, surely," replied the inspector
+agreeably. He was there to do his duty, and he had done it, even down to
+the detail of satisfying himself by search that his prisoner carried no
+weapon. Beyond that there was no reason to be churlish, especially as
+every one had to admit that there was no telling what might have
+happened in a week's or a month's time. "Can I help you in any way?"
+
+"Thank you, I will manage," replied Salt, and in spite of his manacles
+he succeeded without much difficulty in taking out his cigarette-case
+and a match-box. He lit a cigarette, blew out the match, and then looked
+hesitatingly round the rather elegant car, at the rich velvety carpet on
+the floor, at the half-burned vesta in his hand. Then with easy
+unconcern he lowered the window by his side and leaned forward towards
+it.
+
+It was a perfectly natural action, but Inspector Moeletter owed at least
+one step in his promotion to a habit of always being on his guard
+against natural-seeming actions of that kind. His left foot quickly and
+imperceptibly slid across the carpet, so that if Salt made any
+ill-judged attempt to leave the car he must inevitably come to grief
+across that rigid barrier; with a ready eye Moeletter noted afresh the
+handle of the door, the size of the window frame, and every kindred
+detail. His hands lay in unostentatious readiness by his side, and he
+felt no apprehension.
+
+But Salt had not the faintest intention of attempting any sensational
+act. He dropped the match leisurely from between his fingers, cast a
+glance up to the sky, where the lowering clouds had long been
+threatening snow, and then drew in his head. But in some way, either
+from his position, a jolt of the car, or a touch against the sash, as he
+did so his cap was jerked off, and, despite a quick but clumsy attempt
+to catch it in his fettered hands, it was whirled away behind in their
+eddying wake.
+
+"Please stop," he said, turning to Moeletter. "I am afraid that I shall
+find it too cold without."
+
+The detective was not pleased, but there was nothing in the mishap that
+he could take objection to. Further, he had no wish to make his prisoner
+in any way noticeable during the latter part of their journey. "Pull up,
+Murphy," he called through the tube by his shoulder, and with a grinding
+that set its owner's teeth on edge, the car came to a standstill in two
+lengths.
+
+Moeletter had intended that the driver should recover the cap, but he
+was saved the trouble. The solitary pedestrian had happened to be on the
+spot at the moment of the incident, and he was standing by the open
+window almost as soon as the car stopped. Forgetful of his indignity,
+Salt stretched out a manacled hand and received his property. "Thank
+you," he said with a pleasant smile. "I am much obliged."
+
+"Go on," said Moeletter, through the tube.
+
+"I think that I had better get used to these--'darbies' is the
+professional name, is it not, Inspector?--to these 'darbies' before I
+look out again," remarked Salt good-humouredly.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The telescribe bell announced another message. It found Irene sitting at
+the table in the instrument room with ordnance maps around her and the
+index book of the League's most trusted agents lying open on the shelf.
+She just glanced at the clock as she jumped up. It was 4.15, exactly the
+last minute of the half-hour that she had fixed as the limit of
+uncertainty. The message might even yet be from Salt. But it was not; it
+was this instead:
+
+"Fear Mr Salt has been arrested. He is in his motor-car, handcuffed,
+proceeding towards Guildford, in charge of man who has appearance of
+belonging to police force. Driver is not Mr Salt's man. Mr S. made opp.
+for me to see sit., but said nothing. Passed just W. of Puttenham 3.55.
+Roads good, but snow beginning. Car trav only 10-12 m. hour. Shall
+remain here on chance being use. Don't hesitate."
+
+A hall-formed plan was already floating in the space between Miss
+Lisle's adventurous brain and the maps. The Puttenham message
+crystallised it. There was now something to go on. The route she knew
+already; the times and mileages also lay beneath her hand. The scheme
+had a hundred faults, and only one thing to recommend it--that it might
+succeed. For ten minutes she flung herself into the details of the maps,
+jotting down a time, a distance, here and there a detail of the road.
+"Puttenham" might remain at his box till dawn, but all the work, all the
+chance, was forward--before the car. At the end of ten minutes Irene
+picked up the accumulation of her labours and rang up the telephone
+exchange.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"What is it, Murphy?" demanded the inspector through the tube, as the
+car came to a dead stop. "Something else in the way?"
+
+"I can't quite make it out, sir," was the reply. "We're just outside the
+long railway arch, and there seems to be something on fire towards the
+other end. Terrible lot of smoke coming through."
+
+"Can't we run up to it?"
+
+"This is an unusually long bridge--fifty or sixty yards, I should say. I
+hardly like to take you on into that smoke, sir."
+
+"Oh, very well. Jump down and see what it is. Only be as sharp as you
+can."
+
+It was now pitch dark, and a driving, biting storm of snow and hail was
+blowing across their path from the east. When the constable-_chauffeur_
+had learned sufficient of the car to give him confidence, the storm had
+swept down, and their progress had been scarcely any faster. There had
+been delays, too. By Ripley a heavy farm waggon had broken down almost
+before their eyes, and it had been ten minutes before a spare chain
+horse could be obtained to drag it to the roadside. Further on some men
+felling a tree in a coppice had clumsily allowed it to fall across the
+road, and another ten minutes elapsed before it was cut in two and
+rolled aside. Fortunately they were not pressed for time. Fortunately,
+also, the driver knew the way, for few people were afoot to face that
+dreadful stream of snow and ice with the lashing wind and the numbing
+cold. Two, two or three, or perhaps four men had chanced to be at hand
+when the car stopped, making their way towards the bridge, but the
+wreathing snow soon cut them off. Occasionally, when the wind and drift
+hung for a moment, a figure or two showed dimly and gigantic in the murk
+of the tunnel. Nothing of the fire could be seen, but the smoke
+continued to pour out, and the mingled odour of burned and unburned oil
+filled the car.
+
+In a few minutes the driver returned. When he had left his seat
+Moeletter had leaned forward, and with a gruff word of half apology had
+laid a hand upon the rug across Salt's knees, so that he held, or at
+least controlled, the connecting links of the handcuffs, while at the
+same time his other hand had dropped quietly down to his hip-pocket. He
+now lowered the window on the further side, still keeping his left hand
+on the rug.
+
+"Oil cart ablaze, sir," gasped the driver, between paroxysms of
+coughing. "Road simply running fire, and the fumes awful." His face was
+almost completely protected beneath cap, goggles, and a storm shade that
+fell from the cap over the shoulders and buttoned across the mouth, but
+no covering had seemed effectual against the suffocating reek of the
+burning oil. The fire had melted the snow off his clothes, and he stood
+by the door with a bar of darkness just falling across his face, and the
+electric light through the lowered window blazing upon his gleaming
+leathers, his gauntlets and puttee leggings, and the cumbrous numbered
+badge that the regulations then imposed.
+
+"It will be some time before the road is passable?" asked Moeletter with
+a frown.
+
+"Oh, hours perhaps," was the sputtering reply. "Would suggest going by
+Molesey Bridge, sir. Best way now."
+
+"Is it much out?"
+
+"The turning is half a mile back. From there it is no further than this
+way."
+
+"And you know the way perfectly?"
+
+The driver nodded. "Perfectly, sir."
+
+"Very well; go on. We have plenty of time yet, but you might get a few
+more miles out of her, if you think you can."
+
+The driver jumped up to his seat, the horn gave its bull-like note of
+warning, and gliding round the car began to head back towards Esher with
+the open common on either side and the pelting wind behind. It slackened
+for a moment at the fork in the high-road, turned to the right, and then
+began to draw away northward with an increased speed that showed the
+driver to be capable of rising to his instructions.
+
+"It is fortunate that the inspector is not a motoring man," thought Salt
+to himself with an inward smile. "This is very much too good." But the
+inspector only noticed that with the increased speed the car seemed to
+run more smoothly, and even then he had no means of judging what the
+increase had become. The man whose car it was knew that a very different
+explanation than mere speed lay behind the sudden change that made the
+motion now sheer luxury. He knew with absolute conviction what had
+happened, and he would have known without any further evidence that the
+driver who now had his hand upon the wheel was a thousand miles ahead of
+constable-_chauffeur_ Murphy in motor-craft.
+
+It was not the first suggestion of some friendly influence at work that
+had stirred his mind. The incident of the stranded waggon across the
+road by Ripley was little in itself. Even when they were a second time
+delayed by the fallen tree a few miles further on nothing but an
+unreasoning hope could have called it more than coincidence. But with
+the third episode a matured plan began to loom through the meaningless
+delays. Oil was here, and where there was oil in England at that day the
+hand of the Unity League might be traced not far away. In his mind's eye
+Salt ran over half a dozen miles of the Portsmouth road. As far as he
+could remember, if it was _intended_ to block the road there was
+scarcely a more suitable spot than the long railway bridge to be found
+between Esher and Kingston, and, followed the thought, if it was
+intended to force Moeletter to accept the bridge at Molesey, no point in
+all the high-road south of the fork would have served.
+
+The three accidents had taken place each at the exact point where it
+would best serve its purpose.
+
+Salt did not even glance at the driver when he returned from the fire.
+He leaned back in his seat in simple enjoyment, and Inspector Moeletter
+thought from his appearance that he was going to sleep.
+
+There was little to be gained by looking out, apart from the policy of
+unconcern. The huge white motor-car that was waiting in the cross-road
+by Esher station had its head-lights masked, and in the snow-storm and
+the night it could not have been seen ten yards away. The driver of the
+green car sounded his horn for the road as he swept by, and ten seconds
+later the white car glided out from its place of concealment like a
+ghostly mastodon, and, baring its dazzling lamps, began to thrash along
+the road in the other's wake.
+
+What would be their route when they had crossed the bridge? That was
+Salt's constant thought now, not because he was troubled by the chances,
+but because it was the next point in the unknown plan that would serve
+to guide him. He had not long to wait under the dexterous pilotage of
+the unknown hand outside. The flat, straight road became a tortuous
+village street, the lights of the Molesey shops and inns splashed in
+splintering blurs across the streaming windows, an iron bridge shook and
+rumbled beneath their wheels, and they were in Middlesex.
+
+The horn brayed out a continuous warning note, the car swung off to the
+left, and Salt, with his eyes closed, knew exactly what had been
+arranged.
+
+But there was yet Inspector Moeletter to be reckoned with. He was
+ignorant of the roads, but he had a well-developed gift of location, and
+the abrupt turn to the left when he had seen what appeared to be a broad
+high-road leading straight on from Molesey Bridge, gave him a moment's
+thought. He turned to the speaking-tube.
+
+"Are you sure that this is right, Murphy?" he asked sharply. "Kingston
+must lie away on the right."
+
+"We go through Hampton this way, sir, and into the Kingston road at
+Twickenham," came the chattering reply in a half-frozen voice. "It is
+just as near, and we don't meet the wind."
+
+It was quite true, although the inspector might not know it, but the
+ready explanation seemed to satisfy him. Another circumstance would have
+set his mind at rest. At Hampton the route took them equally to the
+right. Salt did not know the road intimately, but he knew that if his
+surmise was correct, they must very soon draw away to the left again.
+What would happen then? For three or four miles they would run between
+hedges and encounter nothing more urban than a scattered hamlet.
+Twickenham they would never see that night. Inspector Moeletter was far
+from being unsophisticated, and his suspicion had already once,
+apparently, been touched. How would the race end?
+
+The car slowed down for a moment, but so smoothly that it was almost
+imperceptible, and with a clanging bell an electric tram swung into
+their vision and out again. Salt was taking note of every trifle in this
+enthralling game. Why, he asked himself, had so expert a driver
+slackened speed with plenty of room to pass? He saw a possible
+explanation. They had been meeting and overtaking trams at intervals all
+the way from Molesey Bridge. In another minute they would have left the
+high-road and the tram route, and the driver wished to hide the fact
+from Moeletter as long as possible. He had therefore _waited_ to meet
+this tram so that the inspector might unconsciously carry in his mind
+the evidence of their presence to the last possible point.
+
+They were no longer on the high-road; they had glided off somewhere
+without a warning note or any indication of speed or motion to betray
+the turn they had taken. The houses were becoming sparser, fields
+intervened, with here and there a strung-out colony of cottages. Soon
+even the scattered buildings ceased, or appeared so rarely that they
+only dotted long stretches of country lanes, and at every yard they
+trembled on the verge of detection. Nothing but the glare of light
+inside the vehicle and the storm and darkness beyond could have hid for
+a moment from even the least suspicious of men the fact that they were
+no longer travelling even the most secluded of suburban high-roads. And
+now, as if aware that the deception could not be maintained much longer,
+the driver began to increase the speed at every open stretch. Again
+nothing but his inspired skill and the perfectly-balanced excellence of
+the car could disguise the fact that they flew along the level road;
+while among the narrow winding lanes they rushed at a headlong pace,
+shooting down declines and breasting little hills without a pause. The
+horn boomed its warning every second, and from behind came the answering
+note of the long white motor. It had crept nearer and nearer since they
+left the high-road, and its brilliant head-lights now lit up the way as
+far as the pilot car. Little chance for Moeletter to convoy his prisoner
+out of those deserted lanes whatever happened now!
+
+What means, what desperate means, he might have taken in a gallant
+attempt to retrieve the position if he had suspected treachery just a
+minute before he did, one may speculate but never know.
+
+As it was, the uneasy instinct that everything was not right awoke too
+late for him to make the stand. It was less than ten minutes after
+meeting the last tram that he peered out into the night doubtfully, but
+in those ten minutes the green car had all but won its journey's end.
+
+"Murphy," he cried imperiously, with his mouth to the tube and a
+startled eye on Salt, "tell me immediately where we are."
+
+"A minute, sir," came the hasty answer, as the driver bent forward to
+verify some landmark. "This brake----
+
+"Stop this instant!" roared the inspector, rising to his feet in rage
+and with a terrible foreboding.
+
+There was a muffled rattle as they shot over a snow-laden bridge, a
+curious sense of passing into a new atmosphere, and then with easy
+precision the car drew round and stopped dead before the open double
+doors of its own house. No one spoke for a moment. There was another
+muffled roar outside, the sound of heavy iron doors clashing together,
+and the great white car reproduced their curve and drew up by their
+side.
+
+From the driver's seat of the green car the Hon. Bruce Wycombe, son and
+heir of old Viscount Chiltern and the most skilful motorist in Europe,
+climbed painfully down, and, pulling off his head-gear, opened the door
+of the car with a bow that would have been more graceful if he had been
+less frozen.
+
+"Welcome to Hanwood after your long journey, Inspector Moeletter!" he
+exclaimed most affably.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+
+THE MUSIC AND THE DANCE
+
+
+Along the great west road, ten thousand Monmouth colliers were streaming
+towards London, in every stage of famine and discomfort. What they
+intended to do when they reached the Capital they had no clearer idea
+than had the fifteen thousand Midlanders at Barnet. All they knew was
+that they were starving at home, and they could be no worse off in
+London. Also in London there was to be found the Government, the
+Government that had betrayed them.
+
+The conception of the march had been wild, the execution was lamentable.
+The leaders might have taken Napoleon's descent on Moscow as their
+model. Ten hand-carts exhausted their commissariat. They were to live on
+the land they passed through; but the land was agricultural and poor,
+the populace regarded the Monmouth colliers as foreigners, and the
+response was scanty. Only one circumstance saved the march from becoming
+a tragedy of hundreds instead of merely, as it was, a tragedy of scores.
+
+The men were being fed from London. By whom, and why, not even their
+leaders knew, but each night a railway truck full of provisions was
+awaiting their arrival at a station on their route, and each day the
+men's leader-in-chief was informed where the next supply would be. It
+influenced them to continue their journey pacifically when they must
+otherwise, sooner or later, have abandoned all restraint and marched
+through anarchy. It enabled them to reach London. It added another
+element to the Government's distraction in their day of reckoning. It
+was a Detail.
+
+But at Windsor there were no provisions waiting. No one knew why. The
+station authorities had nothing to suggest. After a week's regular
+supply the leaders had come to expect their daily truck-load, had come
+to rely implicitly upon it, and had made no other arrangements. They
+conferred together anxiously; it was all there was for them to do.
+Windsor was not sympathetic towards them. They had not expected it to
+be, but they had expected to be independent of Windsor's friendship. Two
+thousand special constables escorted them in and shepherded them
+assiduously. Otherwise there might have been disturbances, for a Castle
+guard comprised the extent of Windsor's military resources then. As it
+was, the miners reached the Royal Borough hungry, and left it famished.
+A rumour spread along the ranks as they set out that an unfortunate
+mistake had been made, but that supplies would be awaiting them in Hyde
+Park.
+
+If that was a detail, as it might well have been, it was not wholly
+successful. The men were hungry and dispirited, but London was not their
+immediate goal. For weeks they had been telling the vacillating Cabinet
+what ought to be done with the oil at Hanwood, and as they set out they
+had boasted to their brothers across the Rhymney that before they
+returned they would show them how to fire a beacon that would singe the
+hair of five million Leaguers. Midway between Windsor and London they
+proceeded to turn off from the highway under the direction of their
+leaders, and debouching from the narrow lanes on to the fields beyond,
+they began to advance across the country in a straggling, far-flung
+wave.
+
+On the previous day both the Home Office and the War Office had received
+applications for protection from the Company at Hanwood, backed by
+evidence which left no possible doubt that the Monmouth unemployed
+contemplated an organised attack on the oil store. The two departments
+replied distantly, that in view of the existing conditions within the
+Metropolis and the forces at their disposal, it was impossible to
+despatch either troops or constabulary to protect private property in
+isolated districts. Hanwood acknowledged these replies, and gave notice
+with equal punctilio that they would take the best means within their
+power for safeguarding their interests, and at the same time formally
+notified the Government that they held them responsible, through their
+failure to carry out the obligations of their office, for all the
+developments that the situation might lead to--an exchange of civilities
+which in private life is sometimes attained much more simply by two
+disputants consigning each other to the society of the Prince of
+Darkness in four words.
+
+Whatever there might be behind the intimation, there was little to
+indicate it at dusk that afternoon. The stranger or the native passing
+along Miss Lisle's secluded lane would have noticed only two
+circumstances to suggest anything unusual in the air.
+
+A few hundred feet above the trees within the wall, a box-kite was
+straining at its rope in the rising gale. From the basket car a man
+watched every movement of the countryside through his field-glasses, and
+conversed from time to time through a telephone with the kite section
+down below. A second wire ran from the field telephone to a room of the
+offices where Salt was engaged with half a dozen of the chiefs of the
+Council of the League. Sir John Hampden was not present. He was
+remaining in London to afford the Government every facility for
+negotiating a settlement whenever they might desire it.
+
+In the lane, a group of men with tickets in their hats were loitering
+about the bridge. They comprised a Peaceful Picket within the meaning of
+the Act. They had been there since daybreak, and so far no one had shown
+any wish to dispute their position.
+
+The war-kite and the picket in the lane were the "eyes" of the opposing
+belligerents.
+
+The League had nothing to gain by submitting the issue to the
+arbitrament of lead and fire. No one had anything to gain by it, but
+after a bout at fisticuffs a defeated child will sometimes pick up a
+dangerous stone and fling it. The League had accepted the challenge of
+those who marched beneath the red banner for war on constitutional
+lines. Some of those who marched beneath the red banner were now
+disposed to try the effect of beating their ploughshares into swords,
+and however much the League might have preferred them to keep to their
+bargain, the most effective retort was to turn their own pacific sickles
+into bayonets.
+
+In the staff room Salt was addressing his associates--half military,
+half political--who now represented the innermost Council of the League.
+Some of them had been members of former Ministries, others soldiers who
+had worn the insignia of generals, but they rendered to this unknown man
+among them an unquestioning allegiance, because of what he had already
+done, because he inspired them with absolute reliance in what he would
+yet succeed in doing, and, not least, because he had the air that fitted
+the position.
+
+"More than two years ago," he was saying, "the first draft of the
+formation and operations of the League contained a section much to the
+following effect:
+
+"'It is an essential feature of the plan that the League should work on
+constitutional lines from beginning to end and in contemplation of
+bringing about the desired reforms without firing a solitary shot or
+violating a single law.
+
+"'Nevertheless, it is inevitable that when the position becomes acute
+civil disorders will arise out of the involved situation, and
+demonstrations of the affected people will threaten the Government of
+the day on the one hand and the proposed League on the other.
+
+"'In these circumstances it will be prudent to contemplate, as a last
+phase of the struggle, an organised military attack on the property of
+the League, masked under the form of a popular riot, but instigated or
+connived at by responsible authorities. I propose, therefore, to
+establish the League stores in a position naturally suited for defence,
+and to adopt such further precautions as will render them secure against
+ordinary attack.'
+
+"We have now reached that closing phase of the struggle," continued
+Salt. "On the evidence of this report from Sir John Hampden we may
+assume that within twenty-four hours our aggressive work will be over.
+Will our opponents, in the language of the street, 'go quietly'?"
+
+"It has fallen to my lot to read the Riot Act on three occasions," said
+one of the company, "and I have seen disturbances in Ireland; but I have
+never before known an unorganised mob to surround a position completely
+and then to sit down to wait for night."
+
+"Lieutenant Vivash wishes to speak to Mr Salt personally," said a
+subordinate, appearing at the door.
+
+Salt stepped into the ante-room, and spoke through the telephone.
+
+"Yes, Vivash," he said to the man in the kite a quarter of a mile away.
+"What is it?"
+
+"Two general service wagons with bridge-making tackle have just been
+brought up, and are waiting in Welland Wood," reported Vivash. "There is
+a movement among the colliers over Barfold Rise. With them are about two
+hundred men carrying rifles. They are not in uniform, but they _march_."
+
+Salt turned to another instrument and jerked the switch rapidly from
+plate to plate as he distributed his orders.
+
+"Captain Norris, strengthen the Territorials at the outer wire North."
+
+"Send up two star rockets to recall the motor-cycle scouts."
+
+"Tell Disturnal to have the searchlights in immediate readiness."
+
+"Fire brigade, full strength, turn out with chemical engine, and stand
+under earthwork cover at central tank."
+
+He turned again to the kite telephone to ask Vivash a detail. There was
+no response.
+
+"Get on with Lieutenant Vivash as soon as you can, and let me know at
+once," he said to the one who was in charge, as he returned to the staff
+room.
+
+In less than a minute the operator was at the door again.
+
+"I am afraid there is something the matter, sir," he explained. "I can
+get no reply either from Lieutenant Vivash or from the kite section."
+
+"Ring up the despatch room. Let some one go at once to Mr Moore and
+return here with report."
+
+"Yes, sir." He turned to go. "Here _is_ Mr Moore," he exclaimed,
+standing aside from the door.
+
+They all read some disaster in his face as he entered.
+
+"I am deeply sorry to say that Lieutenant Vivash has been shot."
+
+"Is he seriously hurt?" asked some one.
+
+"He is dead. He was shot through the head by a marksman in Welland
+Wood."
+
+Salt broke the shocked silence.
+
+"We have lost a brave comrade," he said simply. "Come, General Trench,
+let us visit the walls."
+
+It was dark when they returned. Salt passed through the room, calling to
+his side the man with whom he had been most closely associated at
+Hanwood, and traversing some passages led the way up a winding staircase
+into the lantern of the tower. Here, under the direction of an
+ex-officer of Royal Engineers, two powerful searchlights were playing on
+every inch of doubtful ground that lay within their radius beyond the
+entanglement that marked the outer line of the defences.
+
+Nothing had been seen; not a solitary invader had yet shown himself
+within the zone of light. The officer in charge was explaining a
+technical detail of the land when, without the faintest warning, a
+fulgent blaze of light suddenly ran along the edge of a coppice half a
+mile away, and a noise like the crackling of a hundred new-lit fires
+drifted on the wind. With the echo, a thick hedge to the east and a wood
+lying on the west joined in the vicious challenge. A few bullets
+splashed harmlessly against the steel shield that ingeniously protected
+the lantern.
+
+The searchlights oscillated uncertainly from sky to earth under the
+shock of the surprise, and then settled down to stream unwinkingly into
+the eyes of the enemy, while in the double darkness the defenders hugged
+the earth behind the wire and began to reply with cool deliberation to
+the opening volleys.
+
+There was a knock upon the door of the little lantern room, and a
+telescribe message was placed before Salt. It bore a sign showing that
+it had come over the private system which the League maintained between
+Hanwood and the head office. He read it through twice, and for almost
+the first time since he had left his youth behind, he stood in absolute
+indecision.
+
+"It is necessary for me to go at once to London," he said, turning to
+his companion, when he had made an irrevocable choice. "You will take
+command in my absence, Evelyn, under the guidance of the Council."
+
+"May I venture to remind you, sir, that we are completely surrounded?"
+said Orr-Evelyn through his blank surprise.
+
+"I have not overlooked it. You will----"
+
+There was a sullen roar away in the north, a mile behind the coppice
+that had first spoken. Something whistled overhead, not unmelodiously,
+and away to the south a shell burst harmlessly among the ridges of a
+ploughed field. The nearer searchlight elevated its angle a fraction and
+centred upon a cloud of smoke that hung for a moment until the gale
+whirled it to disintegration. The army, like the navy, had reverted to
+black powder. It was Economy; and as it was not intended ever to go to
+war again, it scarcely mattered.
+
+"Marsham will engage that gun from both platforms D and E. Make every
+effort to silence it with the least delay; it is the only real menace
+there is. Hold the entanglement, but not at too heavy a cost. If it
+should be carried----Come to my room."
+
+"You have considered the possible effect of your withdrawal at this
+moment, Salt?" said Orr-Evelyn in a low voice, as they hastened together
+along the passages.
+
+"I can leave the outcome in your hands with absolute reliance," replied
+Salt. "If Hanwood is successfully held until to-morrow, it will devolve
+upon Sir John Hampden to dictate terms to the Government. The end is
+safely in sight independent of my personality.... My reputation----!" He
+dismissed that phase with a shrug.
+
+He threw open the door of his private office. A shallow mahogany case,
+about a foot square, locked and sealed, was sunk into the opposite wall.
+Salt knocked off the wax and opened the case with a key which he took
+off the ring and gave to Orr-Evelyn as he spoke. Inside the case were a
+dozen rows of little ivory studs, each engraved with a red number.
+Fastened to the inside of the lid was a scale map of the land lying
+between the outer wall and the wire fence. Every stud had its
+corresponding number, surrounded by a crimson circle, indicated on the
+plan.
+
+"If the entanglement should be carried you will take no further risk,"
+continued Salt. "Captain Ford will give you the general indication of
+the attack from the lantern. There are two men detailed to each block of
+mines who will signal you the exact moment for firing each mine. Those
+are the numbered indicators above the box. Good-bye."
+
+He paused at the door; time was more than life to him, but he had an
+ordered thought for everything.
+
+"If you hear no more of me, and what might be imagined really troubles
+you, Evelyn, you can make use of this," he remarked, and laid the
+telescript he had received upon a table.
+
+It was not the time for words, written or spoken, beyond those of the
+sheerest necessity. Half an hour passed before Orr-Evelyn had an
+opportunity of glancing through the letter that had called Salt from his
+post. When he had finished it he took it down, and read it aloud to the
+headquarter staff amidst the profoundest silence, in passionate
+vindication of his friend and leader. This was what they heard:
+
+ "UNITY LEAGUE, TRAFALGAR CHAMBERS.
+
+ "The building is surrounded by mob. Seaton Street, Pantile
+ Passage, and Pall Mall and the Haymarket, as far as I can see,
+ densely packed with frantic men. All others in building had
+ left earlier. _I shall remain._ Wires cut, and fear that you
+ may not receive this, as other telescribe messages for help
+ unanswered. Mob howling continuously for Sir John Hampden and
+ Mr Salt; dare not look out again, stoned. Shall delay advance,
+ doors and stairs, as long as possible, and burn all important
+ League books and papers last resource.
+
+ "Good-bye all, my dear friends.
+
+ "IRENE LISLE."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+
+THE "FINIS" MESSAGE
+
+
+The storm had not decreased its violence when, three minutes later, Salt
+stood unperceived on the broad coping outside an upper storey of the
+tower, and, sinking forward into the teeth of the gale, was borne
+upwards with rigid wings as a kite ascends.
+
+In accordance with his instructions the two searchlights had turned
+their beams steadily earthward for the time, and in the absolute
+blackness of the upper air he could pass over the firing lines of
+friends and foes in comparative safety. As he rose higher and higher
+before turning to scud before the wind, he saw, as on a plan, the whole
+field of operations, just distinguishable in its masses of grey and
+black, with the points of interest revealing themselves by an occasional
+flash. Immediately beneath him, beneath him at first, but every second
+drawing away to the south-west as he drifted in the gale he breasted,
+lay Hanwood, with its three outer lines of defence. From above it seemed
+as though a very bright needle was every now and then thrust out from
+the walls into the dark night and drawn back again. On each of the
+platforms D and E two 4.7-inch quick-firing guns appeared to be rocking
+slightly in the wind. By all the indication there was of smoke or noise,
+or even flame, the gunners might have been standing idly behind their
+shields; but over the steep scarp of the little hill, a mile and a half
+away, shells were being planted every ten yards or so, with the
+methodical regularity of a farmer dropping potatoes along a furrow.
+
+Salt might not have quite expected that there would be the necessity to
+fire those guns when, a year before, he had obtained for Hanwood its
+complement of the finest artillery that the world produced, but when the
+necessity did arise, there was no need for the League gunners to use
+black powder.
+
+When he had reached the height he required, simply leaning against the
+wind, Salt moved a pinion slightly and bore heavily towards the right.
+It was the supreme moment for the trial of skill, as the long flight
+that followed it was the trial of endurance. If his nerve had failed, if
+a limb had lost its tension for the fraction of a second, his brain
+reeled amidst that tearing fury of the element, or a single ring or
+swivel not answered to its work, he would have been crumpled up
+hopelessly, beyond the chance of recovery, and flung headlong to the
+earth. As it was, the wind swept him round in a great half circle, but
+it was the wind his servant, not his master, and he turned its lusty
+violence to serve his ends. He caught a passing glimpse of the coppice
+whence the attack had first been opened; he saw beneath him the line of
+guns ensconced behind the hill, one already overturned and centred in
+confusion; and then the sweeping arc reached its limit, and he came, as
+it seemed, to anchor in mid-air, with the earth slipping away beneath
+him as the banks glide past a smoothly-moving train, and a thousand
+weights and forces dragging at his aching arms.
+
+He had nothing to do but to maintain a perfect balance among the
+conflicting cross winds that shot in from above and below, and from
+north and south, and to point his course towards the glow in the sky
+that marked the Capital. A dozen words could express it, but it required
+the skill of the practised wingman, the highest development of every
+virile quality, and the spur of a necessity not less than life and
+death, to dignify the attempt above the foolhardy. Whether beyond all
+that the accomplishment lay within the bounds of human endurance was a
+further step. It would at that time have been impossible to pronounce
+either way with any authority, for not only had the attempt never been
+made, but nothing approaching the attempt had been made. A breeze that
+ran five miles an hour was considered enough for any purpose; to take to
+the air when the anemometer indicated fifteen miles an hour was not
+allowed at the practice grounds, and the record in this direction lay
+with an expert who had accomplished a straight flight in a wind that
+travelled a little less than thirty miles an hour. The storm on the
+night of the 15th of January tore across the face of the land with a
+general velocity of fifty or sixty miles an hour, rising at times even
+higher.
+
+Under the racking agony of every straining tendon and the heady pressure
+of the wind, a sense of mundane unreality began to settle upon the
+flier. He saw the earth and its landmarks being drawn smoothly and
+swiftly from beneath him with the detachment of a half-conscious dream.
+He saw--for he remembered afterwards--the Thames lying before him like a
+whip flicked carelessly across the plain. A town loomed up, black and
+inchoate, on his right, developed into streets and terraces, and slid
+away into the past. It was Richmond. The river, never far away, now
+slipped beneath him at right angles, reappeared to hold a parallel
+course upon his left, and flung a horse-shoe coil two miles ahead. A
+colony of strange shining roofs and domes next challenged recognition.
+They were the conservatories at Kew, looking little more than garden
+frames, and they were scarcely lost to view before he was over the
+winding line of Brentford's quaint old High Street, now, as it appeared,
+packed with a dense, moving crowd. The irresistible pounding of the gale
+was edging the glow of London further and further to his right.
+Instinctively he threw more weight into the lighter scale, and slowly
+and certainly the point of his destination swung round before his face
+again.
+
+Thenceforward it was all town. Gunnersbury became Chiswick, Chiswick
+merged into Hammersmith, Kensington succeeded, in ceaseless waves of
+houses that ran north and south, and long vistas of roofs that stretched
+east and west. It was a kaleidoscope of contrasts. Scenes of saturnalian
+gaiety, where ant-like beings danced in mad abandonment round fires that
+blocked the road, or seemed to gyrate by companies in meaningless
+confusion, bounded districts plunged into an unnatural gloom and
+solitude, where for street after street neither the footstep of a
+wayfarer nor the light of a public lamp broke the uncanny spell.
+Immediately beyond, by the glare of the flambeaux which they carried, an
+orderly concourse might be marching eastward, and fringing on their
+route a garish gutter mart, where busy costermongers drove their roaring
+trade and frugal housewives did their marketing with less outward
+concern than if the crisis in the State had been a crisis in the price
+of butter.
+
+The multitudinous sounds beat on his ears through the plunging gale like
+a babel of revelry heard between the intermittent swinging of an
+unlatched door. The sights in their grotesque perspective began to melt
+together lazily. The upper air grew very cold. The weights hung heavier
+every mile, the contending forces pulled more resistlessly. Strange
+fancies began to assail him as the brain shrank beneath the strain;
+doubts and despairs to gather round like dark birds of the night with
+hopeless foreboding in the dull measure of their funereal wings. In that
+moment mind and body almost failed to contend against the crushing odds;
+nothing but his unconquerable heart flogged on his dying limbs.
+
+It was scarcely more than half an hour after she had written her
+despairing message that from her post at the head of the broad stone
+staircase Irene Lisle heard a noise in the garret storey above that sent
+her flying back to her stronghold. It was the last point from which she
+had expected an attack. Through the keyhole of the door behind which she
+had taken refuge, she saw a strangely outlined figure groping his way
+cumbrously down the stairs, and then, without a word or cry, but with a
+face whiter than the paper that had summoned him, she threw open the
+door to admit Salt.
+
+He walked heavily along the corridor and turned into his own room, while
+she relocked the door and followed him. There was mute enquiry in her
+eyes, but she did not speak.
+
+A powerful oil-stove stood upon the hearth-stone, throwing its beams
+across the room. He stood over it while the beaded ice melted from his
+hair and fell hissing on the iron. He opened his mouth, and the sound of
+his voice was like the thin piping of a reed. She caught a word, and
+began to unbuckle the frozen straps of his gear. When he was free he
+tried to raise his hand to a pocket of his coat, but the effort was
+beyond the power of the cramped limb. Irene interpreted the action, and,
+finding there a flask, filled the cup and held it to his lips.
+
+She got a blue, half-frozen smile of thanks over the edge of the cup.
+"Ah," he said, beginning to find his voice again, and stamping about the
+room, "we owe Wynchley Slocombe a monument, you and I, Miss Lisle. Now
+you must write a telescript for me, please; for I cannot."
+
+"If you will remain here, where it is warmer, I will bring the
+materials," she suggested.
+
+He thanked her and allowed her to go, watching her with thoughtful eyes
+that were coming back to life. She paused a moment at the top of the
+stairs to listen down the shaft, and then sped quickly through the smoke
+to the instrument room on the floor beneath.
+
+Salt glanced round the office. On and about his desk all the books and
+papers that might be turned to a hostile purpose had been stacked in
+readiness, and by them stood the can of oil that was to ensure their
+complete destruction. He stepped up to the window and looked out
+cautiously. Every pane of glass was broken--every pane of glass in
+Trafalgar Chambers was broken, for that matter--but it was not easy for
+an unprepared mob to force an entrance. When the Unity League had taken
+over the whole block of building in its expansion many alterations had
+been carried out, and among these had been to fix railings that sprang
+from the street and formed an arch, not only over the basement, but over
+the ground floor windows also. If the shutters on the windows had been
+closed in time, the assailants would have been baffled at another point,
+but the shutters had been overlooked, and the mob, after lighting great
+fires in the street, was now flinging the blazing billets through the
+lower windows.
+
+In a very brief minute Irene was back again with the telescribe
+accessories. She seated herself at a table, dipped her pen into the ink,
+and looked up without a word.
+
+ "TRAFALGAR CHAMBERS.
+
+ "6.25 P.M.," dictated Salt. "Most of the miners drawn off and
+ passing through Brentford. Over Barfold Rise half battery of
+ 18-pounders, one out of action. In Spring Coppice and Welland
+ Wood about four companies regulars each. Reconnoitre third
+ position assuming same proportion. Act."
+
+He stood considering whether there was anything more to add usefully.
+The sound of Irene's agate pen tapping persistently against the table
+caught his ear.
+
+"You are not very much afraid?" he asked with kindly reassurance in his
+voice as he looked at her hand.
+
+"No, not now," she replied; but as she wrote she had to still the
+violent trembling of her right hand with the left.
+
+ "All going well here. Send messenger Hampden with report
+ immediately after engagement," he concluded.
+
+"I will try to sign it myself." He succeeded in sprawling a recognisable
+"George Salt" across the paper, and after it wrote "Finis," which
+happened to be the pass-word for the day.
+
+"Your message came through; this may possibly do the same," he remarked.
+He turned off the radiator as orderly as though he had reached the close
+of a working day, and they went out together, locking the doors behind
+them.
+
+"They were attacking Hanwood when you left?" she asked with the tensest
+interest. They had sent off the telescript, and it seemed to Irene that
+they had reached the end of things.
+
+"Yes," he replied. "But all the same," he added, as a fresh outburst of
+cries rose from the street, and the light through the shattered window
+attracted a renewed fusillade of missiles, "I think that we have kept
+our promise to let you be in the thick of it."
+
+She shook her head with the very faintest smile. "That seems a very long
+time ago. But you, how could _you_ come? When I sent I never thought ...
+I never dreamed----"
+
+"It was possible to leave," he said. "My work is done. Yes," in reply to
+her startled glance, "it has all happened!"
+
+"You mean----?" she asked eagerly.
+
+He took a paper from his pocket-book. It was, as she saw immediately, a
+telescript from Sir John Hampden. It had reached him at Hanwood an hour
+before he left.
+
+ "I have this afternoon received a deputation of Ministerialists
+ who have the adherence of a majority in the House without
+ taking the Opposition into account," she read. "The
+ Parliamentary Representation Committees throughout the country
+ are frantically insisting upon members accepting _any terms_,
+ if we will give an undertaking that the normal balance of trade
+ and labour shall be restored at once. The Cabinet is going to
+ pieces every hour, and the situation can no longer either be
+ faced or ignored by the Government. There will be a great scene
+ in the House to-night. The deputation will see me again
+ to-morrow morning with a formal decision. I have confidential
+ assurances that a complete acceptance is a foregone conclusion.
+ The arrival of the Midland colliers to-night, if not of those
+ from Monmouth, will precipitate matters."
+
+Tears she could not hold back stood in her eyes as she returned to him
+the paper. "Then it has not been in vain," she said softly.
+
+"No," he replied. "Nothing has been in vain."
+
+They stood silently for a minute, looking back over life. So might two
+shipwrecked passengers have stood on a frail raft waiting for the end,
+resigned but not unhopeful of a larger destiny beyond, while the
+elements boiled and roared around them.
+
+"It was very weak of me to send that message," said Irene presently;
+"the message that brought you. I suppose," she added, "that it _was_ the
+message that brought you?"
+
+"Yes, thank God!" he replied.
+
+"And if it had been impossible for you to come? If it had been an
+utterly critical moment in every way, what would you have done?"
+
+He laughed a little, quietly, as he looked at her. "The question did not
+arise, fortunately," he replied.
+
+"No," she admitted; "only I felt a little curious to know, now that
+everything is over. It _is_, isn't it? There is nothing to be done?"
+
+"Oh yes," he replied with indomitable cheerfulness. "There is always
+something to be done."
+
+"A chance?" she whispered incredulously. "A chance of escape, you mean?"
+
+"It is possible," he said. "At least, I will go and hear what they have
+to say."
+
+"No! no!" she cried out, as a dreadful scene rose to her imagination.
+"You cannot understand. Don't you hear that?... They would kill you."
+
+"I do not suppose that I shall find myself popular," he said with a
+smile, "but I will take care. You--I think you must stay here."
+
+"Cannot I come with you?" she pleaded. "See, I am armed."
+
+He took the tiny weapon that she drew from her dress and looked at it
+with gentle amusement. It was a pretty thing of ivory and nickeled
+steel, an elaborate toy. He pressed the action and shook out the
+half-dozen tiny loaded caps--they were little more than that--upon his
+palm.
+
+"I would rather that you did not use this upon a mob," he said,
+reloading it. "It would only exasperate, without disabling. As for
+stopping a rush--why, I doubt if one of these would stop a determined
+rabbit. You have better weapons than this."
+
+"I suppose you are right. Only it gave me a little confidence. Then you
+shall keep it for a memento, if you will."
+
+"No; it might hold off a single assailant, I suppose. I should value
+this much more, if I might have it." He touched a silk tie that she had
+about her neck, as he spoke; it was one that she had often worn. She
+held up her head for him to disengage it.
+
+"Some day," he said, lingering a little over the simple operation, "you
+will understand many things, Irene."
+
+"I think that I understand everything now," she replied with a brave
+glance. "Everything that is worth understanding."
+
+He placed the folded tie in an inner pocket, and went down the stone
+steps without another word. The well was thick with smoke, but the fire
+had not yet spread beyond the lower rooms. Half-way down he encountered
+a barricade of light office furniture which the girl had flung across
+the stairs and drenched with oil. It was no obstacle in itself, but at
+the touch of a match it would have sprung into a conflagration that
+would have held the wildest mob at bay for a few precious moments. He
+picked his way through it, descended the remaining stairs, and unlocked
+the outer door. Beyond this was an iron curtain that had been lowered. A
+little door in it opened directly on to the half-dozen steps that led
+down to Seaton Street.
+
+Salt looked through a crevice of the iron curtain, and listened long
+enough to learn that there was no one on the upper steps; for the upper
+steps, indeed, commanded no view of the windows, and the windows were
+the centres of all interest. Satisfied on this point, he quietly
+unlocked the door and stepped out.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX
+
+STOBALT OF SALAVEIRA
+
+
+To the majority of those who thronged Seaton Street the effect of Salt's
+sudden--instantaneous, as it seemed--and unexpected appearance was to
+endow it with a dramatic, almost an uncanny, value. The front rows,
+especially those standing about the steps, fell back, and the further
+rows pressed forward. And because an undisciplined mob stricken by acute
+surprise must express its emotion outwardly--by silence if it has
+hitherto been noisy, and by exclamation if it has been silent--the
+shouts and turmoil in the street instantly dwindled away to nothing,
+like a breath of vapour passing from a window pane.
+
+Salt raised his hand, and he had the tribute of unstirring silence, the
+silence for the moment of blank astonishment.
+
+"My friends and enemies," he said, in a voice that had learned
+self-possession from the same school that Demosthenes had practised in,
+"you have been calling me for some time. In a few minutes I must listen
+to whatever you have to say, but first there is another matter that we
+must arrange. I take it for granted that when you began your spirited
+demonstration here you had no idea that there was a lady in the
+building. Not being accustomed to the sterner side of politics, so
+formidable a display rather disconcerted her, and not knowing the
+invariable chivalry of English working men, she hesitated to come out
+before. Now, as it is dark, and the streets of London are not what they
+once were, I want half a dozen good stout fellows to see the lady safely
+to her home."
+
+"Be damned!" growled a voice among the mass. "What do you take us for?"
+
+"Men," retorted Salt incisively; "or there would be no use in asking
+you."
+
+"Yes, men, but famished, desperate, werewolf men," cried a poor, gaunt
+creature clad in grotesque rags, who stood near. "Men who have seen
+_our_ women starve and sink before our eyes; men who have watched _our_
+children dying by a slower, crooler death than fire. An eye for an eye,
+tyrant! Your League has struck at _our_ women folk through us."
+
+"Then strike at ours through us!" cried Salt, stilling with the measured
+passion of his voice the rising murmurs of assent. "I am here to offer
+you a substitute. Do you think that no woman will mourn for me?" He sent
+his voice ringing over their heads like a prophetic knell. "The cause
+that must stoop to take the life of a defenceless woman is lost for
+ever."
+
+As long as he could offer them surprises he could hold the mere mob in
+check, but there was among the crowd an element that was not of the
+crowd, a chosen sprinkling who were superior to the swaying passions of
+the moment.
+
+"Not good enough," said a decently-dressed, comfortable-looking man, who
+had little that was famished, desperate, or wolfish in his appearance.
+"You're both there, and there you shall both stay, by God! Eh,
+comrades?" He spoke decisively, and made a movement as though he would
+head a rush towards the steps.
+
+Salt dropped one hand upon the iron door with a laugh that sounded more
+menacing than most men's threats.
+
+"Not so fast, Rorke," he said contemptuously; "you grasp too much. Even
+in your unpleasant business you can practise moderation. I am here, but
+there is no reason on earth why I should stay. Scarcely more than half
+an hour ago I was at Hanwood--where, by the way, your friends are being
+rather badly crumpled up--and you are all quite helpless to prevent me
+going again."
+
+They guessed the means; they saw the unanswerable strength of his
+position, and recognised their own impotence. "Who are you, any way?"
+came a dozen voices.
+
+"I am called George Salt: possibly you have heard the name before. Come,
+men," he cried impatiently, "what have you to think twice about? Surely
+it is worth while to let a harmless girl escape to make certain of that
+terrible person Salt."
+
+There was a strangled scream in the vestibule behind. Unable to bear the
+suspense any longer, Irene had crept down the stairs in time to hear the
+last few sentences. For a minute she had stood transfixed at the horror
+of the position she realised; then, half-frenzied, she flung herself
+against Salt's arm and tried to beat her way past to face the mob.
+
+"You shall not!" she cried distractedly. "I will not be saved at that
+price. I shall throw myself out of the window, into the fire, anywhere.
+Yes, I'm desperate, but I know what I am saying. Come back, and let us
+wait together; die together, if it is to be, but I don't go alone."
+
+The crowd began to surge restlessly about in waves of excited motion.
+The interruption, in effect, had been the worst thing that could have
+happened. There were in the throng many who beneath their seething
+passion could appreciate the nobility of Salt's self-sacrifice; many who
+in the midst of their sullen enmity were wrung with admiration for
+Irene's heroic spirit, but the contagion to press forward dominated all.
+Salt had irretrievably lost his hold upon their reason, and with that
+hold he saw the last straw of his most forlorn hope floating away. In
+another minute he must either retreat into the burning building where he
+might at any time find the stairs impassable with smoke, or remain to be
+overwhelmed by a savage rush and beaten to the ground.
+
+"Men," cried Irene desperately, "listen before you do something that
+will for ever make to-day shameful in the history of our country. Do you
+know whom you wish to kill? He is the greatest Englishman----"
+
+There were angry cries from firebrands scattered here and there among
+the crowd, and a movement from behind, where the new contingents
+hurrying down the side streets pressed most heavily, flung the nearest
+rows upon the lower steps. Salt's revolver, which he had not shown
+before, drove them back again and gave him a moment's grace.
+
+"Quick!" he cried. "My offer still holds good."
+
+One man shouldered his way through to the front, and, seeing him, Salt
+allowed him to come on. He walked up the steps deliberately, with a face
+sad rather than revengeful, and they spoke together hurriedly under the
+shadow of the large-bore revolver.
+
+"If it can be done yet, I'll be one of the posse to see to the young
+lady," said the volunteer. "I have no mind to wait for the other job
+that's coming."
+
+"Take care of her; get her back into the hall," replied Salt. "Gently,
+very gently, friend."
+
+Two more volunteers had their feet upon the steps, one, a butcher,
+reeking of the stalls, the other sleek and smug-faced, with the
+appearance of a prosperous artisan.
+
+"I'll pick my men," cried Salt sharply, and his steady weapon emphasised
+his choice, one man passing on through the iron doorway, the other
+turning sharp from the insistent barrel to push his way back into the
+crowd with a bitter imprecation.
+
+It was too much to hope that the position could be maintained. The
+impatient mob had only been held off momentarily from its purpose as a
+pack of wolves can be stayed by the fleeing traveller who throws from
+his sleigh article after article to entice their curiosity. Salt had
+nothing more to offer them. His life was already a hostage to the honour
+of those whom he had allowed to pass. Others were pressing on to him
+with vengeance-laden cries. The terrible irresistible forward surge of a
+soulless mob, when individuality is merged into the dull brutishness of
+a trampling herd, was launched.
+
+"Capt'n Stobalt!" cried a lusty voice at his shoulder.
+
+Salt turned instinctively. A man in sailor's dress, with the guns and
+star of his grade upon his sleeve, had climbed along the arch of the
+railings with a sailor's resourcefulness, and had reached his ear. Salt
+remembered him quite well, but he did not speak a word.
+
+"Ah, sir, I thought that warn't no other voice in the world, although
+the smoke befogged my eyes a bit. Keep back, you gutter rats!" he roared
+above every other sound, rising up in his commanding position and
+balancing himself by a stanchion of the gate; "d'ye think you know who
+you're standing up before, you toggle-chested galley-sharks! Salt? Aye,
+he's _salt_ enough! 'Tis Capt'n Stobalt of the old _Ulysses_.
+_Stobalt of Salaveira!_"
+
+Three years before, the moment would have found Salt cold, as cold as
+ice, and as unresponsive, but he had learned many things since then, and
+sacrificed his pride and reticence on many altars.
+
+He saw before him a phalanx of humanity startled into one common
+expression of awe and incredulity; he saw the hostile wave that was to
+overwhelm him spend itself in a sharp recoil. By a miracle the fierce
+lust of triumphant savagery had died out of the starved, pathetic faces
+now turned eagerly to him; by a miracle the gathering roar for vengeance
+had sunk into an expectant hush, broken by nothing but the whispered
+repetition of his name on ten thousand lips. He saw in a flash a hundred
+details of the magic of that name; he knew that if ever in his life he
+must throw restraint and moderation to the winds and paint his role in
+broad and lurid colours, that moment had arrived, and at the call he
+took his destiny between his hands.
+
+They saw him toss his weapon through the railings into the space
+beneath, marked him come to the edge of the step and stand with folded
+arms defenceless there before them, and the very whispers died away in
+breathless anticipation.
+
+"Yes," he cried with a passionate vehemence that held their breath and
+stirred their hearts, "I am Stobalt of Salaveira, the man who brought
+you victory when you were trembling in despair. I saved England for you
+then, but that was when men loved their country, and did not think it a
+disgraceful thing to draw a sword and die for her. What is that to you
+to-day, you who have been taught to forget what glory means; and what is
+England to you to-day, you whose leaders have sold her splendour for a
+higher wage?"
+
+"No! No!" cried a thousand voices, frantic to appease the man for whose
+blood they had been howling scarcely a minute before. "You shall be our
+leader! We will follow you to death! Stobalt of Salaveira! Stobalt for
+ever! Stobalt of Salaveira! Stobalt and England!"
+
+The frenzied roar of welcome, the waving hands, the hats flung high, the
+mingled cries caught from lip to lip went rolling up the street,
+kindling by a name and an imperishable memory other streets and other
+crowds into a tumult of mad enthusiasm. Along Pall Mall, through
+Trafalgar Square, into the Strand and Whitehall, north by Regent Street
+and the Haymarket to Piccadilly, running east and west, splitting north
+and south, twisting and leaping from group to group and mouth to mouth,
+ran the strange but stirring cry, carrying wonder and concern on its
+wing, but always passing with a cheer.
+
+Seven years had passed since the day of Salaveira, and the memory of it
+was still enough to stir a crowd to madness. For there had been no
+Salaveiras since to dim its splendour. Seven years ago the name of
+Salaveira had brought pallor to the cheek, and the thought of what was
+happening there stole like an icy cramp round the heart of every
+Englishman. The nation had grown accustomed to accept defeat on land
+with the comfortable assurance that nothing could avert a final victory.
+Its pride was in its navy: invincible!...
+
+The war that came had been of no one's seeking, but it came, and the
+nation called upon its navy to sweep the presumptuous enemy from off the
+seas. Then came a pause: a rumour, doubted, disbelieved, but growing
+stronger every hour. The English fleets, not so well placed as they
+might have been, "owing to political reasons that made mobilisation
+inadvisable while there was still a chance of peace being maintained,"
+were unable to effect a junction immediately, and were falling back
+before the united power of the New Alliance. Hour after hour, day after
+day, night after night, crowds stood hopefully, doubtfully,
+incredulously, in front of the newspaper office windows, waiting for the
+news that never came. The fleets had not yet combined. The truth first
+leaked, then blazed: they were unable to combine! Desperately placed on
+the outer line they were falling back, ever falling back into a more
+appalling isolation. A coaling station had been abandoned just where its
+presence proved to have been vital; a few battleships had been dropped
+from the programme, and the loss of their weight in the chain just
+proved fatal.
+
+Men did not linger much at Fleet Street windows then; they slunk to and
+fro singly a hundred times a day, read behind the empty bulletins with
+poignant intuition, and turned silently away. In the mourning Capital
+they led nightmare lives from which they could only awake to a more
+definite despair, and the first word of the hurrying newsboy's raucous
+shout sent a sickening wave of dread to every heart. There was
+everything to fear, and nothing at all to hope. Could peace be made--not
+a glorious, but a decent, living peace? Was--was even London safe? Kind
+friends abroad threw back the answers in the fewest, crudest words.
+England would have to sue for peace on bended knees and bringing heavy
+tribute in her hands. London lay helpless at the mercy of the foe to
+seize at any moment when it suited him.
+
+All this time Commander Stobalt, in command of the _Ulysses_ by the
+vicissitudes of unexpected war and separated from his squadron on
+detached service, was supposed to be in Cura Bay, a thousand miles away
+from Salaveira, flung there with the destroyers _Limpet_ and _Dabfish_
+by the mere backwash of the triumphant allied fleet. According to the
+rules of naval warfare he _ought_ to have been a thousand miles away;
+according to the report of the allies' scouts he _was_ a thousand miles
+away. But miraculously one foggy night the _Ulysses_ loomed spectrally
+through the shifting mist that drifted uncertainly from off the land and
+rammed the first leviathan that crossed her path, while the two
+destroyers torpedoed her next neighbour. Then, before leviathans 3 and 4
+had begun to learn from each other what the matter was, the _Ulysses_
+was between them, sprinkling their decks and tops with small shell, and
+perforating their water-line and vital parts with large shell from a
+range closer than that at which any engagement had been fought out since
+the day when the Treasury had begun to implore the Admiralty to impress
+upon her admirals what a battleship really cost before they sent her
+into action. For the _Ulysses_ had everything to gain and nothing but
+herself to lose, and when morning broke over Salaveira's untidy bay, she
+had gained everything, and lost so little that even the New Alliance
+took no pride in mentioning it in the cross account.
+
+It was, of course, as every naval expert could have demonstrated on the
+war-game board, an impossible thing to do. Steam, searchlights, wireless
+telegraphy, quick-firing guns, and a hundred other innovations had
+effaced the man; and the spirit of the Elizabethan age was at a
+discount. What Drake would have done, or Hawkins, what would have been a
+sweet and pleasing adventure to Sir Richard Grenville, or another Santa
+Cruz to Blake, would have been in their heirs unmitigated suicide by the
+verdict of any orthodox court martial. Largely imbued with the
+Elizabethan spirit--the genius of ensuring everything that was possible,
+and then throwing into the scale a splendid belief in much that seemed
+impossible--Stobalt succeeded in doing what perhaps no one else would
+have succeeded in doing, merely because perhaps no one else would have
+tried.
+
+"Stobalt of Salaveira! Come down and lead us!" The wild enthusiasm, the
+strange unusual cries, went echoing to the sky and reverberating down
+every street and byway. Behind barred doors men listened to the shout,
+and wondered; crouching in alleys, tramping the road with no further
+hope in life, beggars and out-casts heard the name and dimly associated
+it with something pleasant in the past. It met the force of special
+constables hastening from the west; it fell on the ears of Mr Strummery,
+driving by unfrequented ways towards the House. "Stobalt and England!
+Stobalt for us! Stobalt and the Navy!" It was like another Salaveira
+night with Stobalt there among them--the man who was too modest to be
+feted, the man whose very features were unknown at home, Stobalt of
+Salaveira!
+
+Imagine it. Measure by the fading but not yet quite forgotten memory of
+another time of direful humiliation and despair what Salaveira must have
+been. They had passed a week of fervent exaltation, a week of calm
+assurance, a week of rather tremulous hope, and for the last quarter a
+long dumb misery that conveyed no other sense of time in later years
+than that of formless night. They were waiting for the stroke of doom.
+Then at midnight came the sudden tumult from afar, sounding to those who
+listened in painful silence strangely unlike the note of defeat, the
+frantic, mingled shouts, the tearing feet in the road beneath, the wild
+bells pealing out, the guns and rockets to add to the delirium of the
+night, and the incredible burden of the intoxicating news: "Great
+Victory! Salaveira Relieved!! Utter Annihilation of the Blockading
+Fleet!!!"
+
+The Philosopher might withdraw to solitude and moralise; the Friend of
+Humanity stand aside, pained that his countrymen should possess so much
+human nature, but to the great primitive emotional heart of the
+community the choice lay between going out and shouting and staying in
+and going mad. Never before in history had there been a victory that so
+irresistibly carried the nation off its feet. To the populace it had
+seemed from beginning to end to contain just those qualities of
+daredevilry and fortuitous ease that appeal to the imagination. They
+were quite mistaken; the conception had been desperate, but beyond that
+the details of the relief of Salaveira had been as methodical, as
+painstaking, and as far-seeing as those which had marked the civil
+campaign now drawing to a close.
+
+That was why a famished, starving mob remembered Salaveira. They would
+have stoned a duke or burned a bishop with very little compunction, but
+Stobalt ranked among their immortals. They did not even seem to question
+the mystery of Salt's identity. As the flames began to lap out of the
+lower windows of Trafalgar Chambers, and it became evident that their
+work there was done, a stalwart bodyguard ranged themselves about his
+person and headed the procession. Hurriedly committing Irene to the
+loyal sailor's charge, Stobalt resigned himself good-humouredly to his
+position until he could seize an opportunity discreetly to withdraw.
+
+Not without some form of orderliness the great concourse marched into
+the broader streets. Stobalt had no idea of their destination; possibly
+there was no preconcerted plan, but--as such things happen--a single
+voice raised in a pause gave the note. It did not fall on barren ground,
+and the next minute the countless trampling feet moved to a brisker
+step, and the new cry went rolling ominously ahead to add another terror
+to the shadowy phantasmagoria of the ill-lit streets.
+
+"To Westminster! Down with the Government! To Westminster!"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI
+
+THE BARGAIN OF FAMINE
+
+
+Sir John Hampden had not to wait until the morning to meet the
+deputation of Ministerialists again. Late the same evening a few men,
+arriving together, presented themselves at one of the barricades that
+closed the Mayfair street, and were at once admitted. Many of the
+residential west-end districts which were not thoroughfares for general
+traffic were stockaded in those days and maintained their street guard.
+The local officials protested, the inhabitants replied by instancing a
+few of the cases where an emergency had found the authorities powerless
+to extend protection, and there the matter ended. It was scarcely worth
+while stamping out a spark when they stood upon a volcano.
+
+Sir John received the members in the library--a disspirited handful of
+men who had written their chapter of history and were now compelled to
+pass on the book to other scribes, as every party must. Only this party
+had thought that it was to be the exception.
+
+"Events are moving faster than the clock," apologised Cecil Brown, with
+a rather dreary smile. He was present as the representative of that body
+in the House which was not indisposed to be courteous and even
+conciliatory in attitude towards an opponent, while it yielded nothing
+of its principles: a standpoint unintelligible to most of the rank and
+file of the party. "Doubtless we are not unexpected, Sir John Hampden?"
+
+"Comrade," corrected a member who was made of sterner metal. They were
+there to deliver up their rifles, but this stalwart soldier of Equality
+clung tenaciously to an empty cartridge case.
+
+"I am no less desirous than yourselves of coming to a settlement,"
+replied Sir John. "If there is still any matter of detail----?"
+
+The plenipotentiaries exchanged glances of some embarrassment.
+
+"Have you not heard?" asked Mr Soans, whose voice was the voice of the
+dockyard labourers.
+
+"I can scarcely say until I know what you refer to," was the plausible
+reply. "I have found that all communication has been cut during the last
+few hours." He lightly indicated the instruments against the wall.
+
+They all looked towards Cecil Brown, the matter being rather an
+unpleasant one.
+
+"The fact is, the House has been invaded by a tumultuous rabble. They
+overcame all resistance by the mere force of numbers, and"--he could not
+think of a less ominous phrase at the moment--"well, simply turned us
+out.... Quite Cromwellian proceedings. We left them passing very large
+and comprehensive resolutions," he concluded.
+
+"Your people!" said the uncompromising man accusingly.
+
+"Scarcely," protested Hampden with a smile. "The ends may be the ends of
+Esau, but the means----"
+
+"Not our people; they couldn't possibly be ours to come and turn on us
+like that."
+
+"Suppose we say, without defining them further," said Sir John, "that
+they were simply"--he paused for a second to burn the thrust gently home
+with a little caustic silence--"simply The People."
+
+Mr Vossit made a gesture of impatience towards his colleague.
+
+"Whether Queen Anne, died of gout or apoplexy isn't very material now,"
+he said with a touch of bitterness. "We are here to conduct the
+funeral."
+
+"I wish to meet you in every possible way I can," interposed Hampden,
+"but I must point out to you that at so short a notice I am deprived of
+the counsel of any of my associates. I had hoped that by the time of the
+meeting to-morrow morning----"
+
+"Is that necessary if the Memorandum is accepted by the Government?"
+
+"Without discussion?"
+
+Mr Vossit shrugged his shoulders. "As far as I am concerned, Sir John.
+The concession of a word or two, or a phrase here and there, can make no
+difference. It is our Sedan, and the heavier you make the terms, the
+more there will be for us to remember it by."
+
+"I am content," subscribed Mr Guppling. "We have been surprised and
+routed, not by the legitimate tactics of party strife, but by methods
+undistinguishable from those of civil war."
+
+Hampden's glance was raised mechanically to an inscribed panel that hung
+upon the wall in easy view, where it formed a curious decoration. The
+ground colour was dull black, and on it in white lettering was set forth
+a trenchant sentiment selected from the public utterances of every
+prominent member of the Government and labelled with his name. It was a
+vindication and a spur that he had kept before his eyes through the
+years of ceaseless preparation, for in each extract one word was picked
+out in the startling contrast of an almost blinding crimson, and that
+one word was WAR. Even Sir John's enemies, those who called Salt a
+machine of blood and iron, admitted him to be a kindly gentleman, and
+his glance had been involuntary, for he had no desire to emphasise
+defeat upon the vanquished. The thing was done, however, and following
+the look every man who sat there met his own flamboyant challenge from
+the past; for all, without exception, had thrown down the gauntlet once
+in no uncertain form. War--but that had meant them waging war against
+another when it was quite convenient for them to do so, not another
+waging war against themselves out of season. War--but certainly not war
+that turned them out of office, only war that turned their opponents out
+of office.
+
+The rather strained silence was broken by the sound of footsteps
+approaching from the hall.
+
+"We are still short of the Home Secretary and Comrade Tirrel," explained
+Mr Chadwing to the master of the house. "We divided forces. They were
+driving I understand. Perhaps----"
+
+It was. They came in slowly, for the Home Secretary faltered in his gait
+and had a hunted look, while Tirrel led him by the arm. Both carried
+traces of disorder, even of conflict.
+
+"Oh yes; they held us up," said Tirrel with a savage laugh, as his
+colleagues gathered round. "He was recognised in Piccadilly by a crowd
+of those ungrateful dogs from the pits. I shouted to the cabman to drive
+through them at a gallop, but the cur jumped off his seat howling that
+he was their friend. I was just able to get the reins; we bumped a bit,
+but didn't upset, fortunately. I left the cab at the corner of the
+street, here." He turned his back on the Home Secretary, who sat huddled
+in a chair, and, facing the others, made a quick gesture indicating that
+Mr Tubes was unwell and had better be left alone.
+
+"I brought him here, Sir John," he said, crossing over to the baronet
+and speaking in a half-whisper, "because I really did not know where
+else to take him. For some reason he appears to be almost execrated just
+now. His house in Kilburn will be marked and watched, I am afraid. And
+in that respect I daresay we are all in the same boat."
+
+"He appears to be ill," said Hampden, rising. "I will----"
+
+"Please don't," interrupted Tirrel decisively. "Any kind of attention
+distresses him, I find. It is a collapse. He has been shaken for some
+time past, and the attack to-night was the climax. His nerve is
+completely gone."
+
+"As far as his safety is concerned," suggested the host with an
+expression of compassion, "I think that we can ensure that here against
+any irregular force. And certainly it would be the last place in which
+they would think of looking for him. For the night, at least, you had
+better leave him in our charge."
+
+"Thank you," said Tirrel; "it is very good of you. I will. Of course,"
+he added, as he turned away, "we shall have to assume his acquiescence
+to any arrangement we may reach. Unofficially I can guarantee it."
+
+They seated themselves round the large table, Sir John and his private
+secretary occupying one end, the plenipotentiaries ranging around the
+other three sides. As they took their places Mr Drugget and another
+member were announced. They did not appear to have been expected, but
+they found seats among their colleagues. The Home Secretary sat apart,
+cowering in an easy-chair, and stretching out his hands timorously from
+time to time to meet the radiant heat of the great oil stove.
+
+The composition of the meeting was not quite the same as that of the
+deputation which had paved the way to it earlier in the day. It was more
+official, for the action of the deputation had forced the hand of the
+Cabinet--to the relief of the majority of that body, it was whispered.
+But there was one notable Minister absent.
+
+"I represent the Premier," announced Mr Drugget, rising. "If his
+attendance in person can be dispensed with, he begged to be excused."
+
+"I offer no objection," replied Hampden. "If in the exceptional
+circumstances the Prime Minister should desire to see me privately, I
+will meet him elsewhere."
+
+"The Premier is indisposed, I regret to say."
+
+"In that case I would wait upon him at his own house, should he desire
+it," proffered Sir John.
+
+"I will convey to him your offer," replied Mr Drugget. "In the meantime
+I am authorised to subscribe Mr Strummery's acquiescence to the terms,
+subject to one modification."
+
+"One word first, please," interposed Sir John. "I must repeat what I had
+already said before you arrived. I am unable just now to consult my
+colleagues, in concert with whom the Memorandum was drafted. If it is
+necessary to refer back on any important detail----"
+
+Mr Tubes half rose from his chair with a pitiable look of terror in his
+eyes and gave a low cry as a turbulent murmur from some distant street
+reached his ears.
+
+"It's all right, comrade," said Cecil Brown reassuringly. "You're safe
+enough here, Jim."
+
+"Aye, aye," whispered Tubes fearfully; "but did you hear that
+shout?--'To the lamp-post!' They fling it at me from every crowd. It
+haunts me. That is what I--I--yes, that is what I fear."
+
+"No good arguing," muttered Tirrel across the table. "Leave him to
+himself; there's nothing else to be done just now."
+
+"I can at least express the Premier's views" resumed Mr Drugget. "He
+would prefer the Bill for Amending the Franchise to be brought forward
+as a private Bill by a member of the Opposition rather than make it a
+Government measure. The Government would grant special facilities, and
+not oppose it. The Premier would advise a dissolution immediately the
+Bill passed."
+
+There was a knock at the library door. The secretary attended to it with
+easy discretion, and for a minute was engaged in conversation with some
+one beyond.
+
+Sir John looked at Mr Drugget in some amazement, and most of the members
+of his own party regarded their leader's proxy with blank surprise.
+
+"I was hardly prepared for so fundamental an objection being raised at
+this hour," said the baronet. "It amounts, of course, to bringing an
+alternative proposal forward."
+
+"The result would be the same; I submit that it is scarcely more than a
+matter of detail."
+
+"Then why press it?"
+
+Mr Drugget's expression seemed to convey the suggestion that he had no
+personal wishes at all in the matter, but felt obliged to make the best
+case he could for his chief.
+
+"The Premier not unnaturally desires that the real authors of so
+retrogressive and tyrannical an Act should be saddled with the nominal
+as well as the actual responsibility," he replied. "Possibly he fears
+that in some remote future the circumstances will be forgotten, and his
+name be handed down as that of a traitor."
+
+The private secretary took the opportunity of the sympathetic murmur
+which this attitude evoked to exchange a sentence with Sir John. Then he
+turned to the door and beckoned to the man who stood outside.
+
+"I must ask your indulgence towards a short interruption, gentlemen,"
+said Hampden, as a cyclist, in grey uniform, entered and handed him a
+despatch. "It is possible that some of my friends may even now be on
+their way to join me."
+
+They all regarded the messenger with a momentary curious interest; all
+except two among them. Over Mr Drugget and the comrade who had arrived
+with him the incident seemed to exercise an absorbing fascination. After
+a single, it almost seemed a startled, glance at the soldier-cyclist,
+their eyes met in a mutual impulse, and then instantly turned again to
+fix on Hampden's face half-stealthily, but as tensely as though they
+would tear the secret from behind his unemotional expression.
+
+"It's all very well, Drugget--in justice," anxiously murmured Mr Vossit
+across the table, "but, as things are, we've got to be quick, and accept
+considerably less than justice. For Heaven's sake, don't prolong the
+agony, after to-day's experience."
+
+"If you hang on to that," warned Mr Guppling, "you will only end in
+putting off till to-morrow not a whit better terms than you can make
+to-night."
+
+"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait," muttered Mr Drugget impatiently, not
+withdrawing his fascinated gaze.
+
+In the silence of the room they again heard the crescive ululation of
+the street, distant still, but sounding louder than before to their
+strained imagination, and terrible in its suggestion of overwhelming,
+unappeasable menace. Mr Tubes started uneasily in his chair.
+
+"Will _that_ wait?" demanded Mr Guppling with some passion.
+
+"A very little time longer; your coming here to-night has thrown us
+out," pleaded Mr Drugget's companion, in a more conciliatory whisper.
+"To-morrow morning, a few hours, an hour--perhaps even----"
+
+The messenger had been dismissed without an answer. Looking up with
+sudden directness, Hampden caught one man's eyes fixed on him with a
+furtive intensity that betrayed his hopes and fears.
+
+"The attack on Hanwood has completely failed," quietly announced Sir
+John, holding the startled gaze relentlessly. "The guns have been
+captured and brought in. The troops have been surrounded, disarmed, and
+dispersed, with the exception of those of the higher rank who are
+detained. There have, unfortunately, been casualties on both sides."
+
+"I--I--I--Why do you address yourself to me, Sir John?" stammered the
+disconcerted man, turning very white, and exhibiting every painful sign
+of guilt and apprehension.
+
+"Are we to understand that your property at Hanwood has been attacked by
+an armed force of regulars?" asked one with sincere incredulity, as
+Hampden remained silent.
+
+"It is unhappily true."
+
+"And defended by an evidently superior force of armed men, unlawfully
+assembled there," retorted a militant comrade defiantly.
+
+"In view of the strained position to which the circumstances must give
+rise, I will take the responsibility of withdrawing the Premier's one
+objection to the Memorandum as it stands," announced Mr Drugget with dry
+lips.
+
+"In that case I will ask Mr Lloyd to read the terms of the agreement
+formally before we append our signatures," said Hampden, without
+offering any further comment.
+
+A printed copy of the Articles was passed to each delegate; on the table
+before Sir John lay the engrossed form in duplicate. From one of these
+the secretary proceeded to read the terms of the agreement, which was
+frankly recognised on both sides as the death-warrant of socialistic
+ascendency in England.
+
+From the Government the League required only one thing: the immediate
+passing of "A Bill to amend the Qualifications of Voters in
+Parliamentary Elections," to be followed by a dissolution and its
+inevitable consequence, a general election. But of the result of that
+election no one need cherish any illusions, for it would be decided
+according to the new qualification; and shorn of its parliamentary
+phraseology, the new Act was to sweep away the existing adult suffrage,
+and, broadly, substitute for it a L10 occupation qualification, with,
+still worse, a plurality of voting power in multiples of L10, according
+to the rateable value of the premises occupied. It was wholly immoral
+according to the democratic tendency of the preceding age, but it was
+wholly necessary according to the situation which had resulted from it.
+
+A genial Autocrat, Professor, and Poet has set forth in one of his
+works, for the sake of the warning it conveys, the story of a little boy
+who, on coming into the possession of a nice silver watch, and examining
+it closely, discovered among the works "a confounded little _hair_
+entangled round the balance-wheel." Of course his first care was to
+remove this palpable obstruction, with the result that the watch
+accomplished the work of twenty-four hours in an insignificant fraction
+of a second, and then refused to have anything more to do with practical
+chronometry. On coming into possession of their new toy the Socialists
+had discovered many "confounded little _hairs_" wrapped away among the
+works of that elaborate piece of machinery, the English Constitution,
+all obviously impeding its free working. Recklessly, even gaily, they
+had pulled them out one after another, cut them across the middle and
+left pieces hanging if they could not find the ends, dragged out lengths
+anyhow. For a time the effect had been dazzlingly pyro-technical when
+seen from below. The Constitution had gone very, very, very fast; it had
+covered centuries in a few years; and as it went it got faster. But
+unfortunately it had stopped suddenly. And every one saw that while it
+remained in the hands of its nominal masters it would never go again.
+
+Had the times been less critical some other means of effecting the same
+end might have been found. But although it was scarcely more than
+whispered yet, for four hours England had been involved in actual,
+deadly, civil war; and water once spilled is hard to gather up. Under
+ordinary circumstances the expedient of disenfranchising a party would
+have proved unpopular even with the bitterest among that party's
+enemies. As it was, it was simply accepted as the necessary
+counterstroke to their own policy of aggression.
+
+"If the 'most business-like Government of modern times' can instance a
+single business where eleven shareholders to the amount of a sovereign
+apiece can come in and outvote ten shareholders who have each a stake of
+a thousand pounds in the concern, and then proceed to wreck it," was a
+remark typical of the view people took, "then--why, then the record of
+the Government will lose its distinction as an absolutely unique blend
+of fatuous imbecility and ramping injustice, that's all."
+
+So there was to be a general election very soon in which the issue would
+lie between the League party and the shattered, shipwrecked
+Administration that had no leaders, no coherence, and scarcely a name to
+rally to. It was estimated that Labour of one complexion or another
+might hold between thirty and forty seats, if the working classes cared
+to support representatives after the Payment of Members Act had been
+repealed. It was computed that in more than four hundred constituencies
+League candidates would be returned unopposed. There could be no denying
+that our countrymen of 1918 (_circa_) lived through an interesting
+period of their country's history. The League party would go to the poll
+with no pledges, and their policy for the present was summed up in the
+single phrase, "As in 1905." It was to be the cleanest of slates.
+
+"How soon can the Bill become law under the most expeditious handling?"
+Hampden had asked of those who formed the earlier deputation, and the
+answer had been, "Three days!" Solely from the "business" point of view
+it was magnificent, and it was certainly convenient as matters stood. In
+three more days a general election could be in full swing, waged, in the
+emergency, on the existing register supplemented by the books of the
+local authorities and the voters' receipts for rates or taxes. In a
+single day it could be over. Within a week England would have
+experienced a change in her affairs as far-reaching as the Conquest or
+the Restoration.
+
+Mr Lloyd, to return to Sir John Hampden's library, read the first
+article to the breathless assembly. It had been tacitly agreed that the
+time had come when the conditions must be accepted without discussion;
+but when the fateful clause was finished a deep groan, not in empty
+hostile demonstration, but irresistibly torn from the unfeigned depths
+of their emotion, escaped many of the Ministers. Boabdil el Chico's
+sigh, when he reached the point where the towers and minarets of Granada
+were lost to him for ever, was not more sincere or heart-racked. Even
+Sir John could not have claimed that he felt unmoved.
+
+The secretary read on. The League entered into certain undertakings. It
+guaranteed that the normal conditions of the home coal trade should be
+restored, and the men called back to the pits by an immediate order for
+ten million tons. Temporary relief work of various kinds would be
+instituted at once to meet the distress. The Unemployed Grant would be
+reopened for nine weeks to carry over the winter; for three weeks fully,
+for three weeks at the rate of two-thirds, and for the last period
+reduced to one-third. The colliers in London would be carried back to
+their own districts as fast as the railways could get out the trains.
+
+There were many other points of detail, and they all had a common
+aim--the obliteration of the immediate past and the restoration of that
+public confidence which in a country possessing natural resources is the
+foundation stone of national prosperity. Already there were facts for
+the present and portents for the future. Men of influence and position,
+who had been driven out of England by the terrible atmosphere of
+political squalor cast over an Empire by a Government that had learned
+to think municipally, were even now beginning to return; and that most
+responsive seismograph which faithfully reflected every change in the
+world's condition for good or ill predicted better times. In other
+words, consols had risen in three months from 54-1/2 to 68 and the bulk
+of the buying was said to be for investment.
+
+"If it is not trenching on the forbidden ground, I should like to ask
+for an assurance on one point," said a member with a dash of acrimony.
+The secretary had finished his task, and then for perhaps ten seconds
+they had sat in silence, speculating half unconsciously upon the future,
+as each dimly saw it, that lay beyond the momentous step they were about
+to take. "I refer to the question of coal export. It is, of course, a
+more important outlet than the domestic home consumption. Is the League
+in a position to guarantee that the taxation will be rescinded without
+delay?"
+
+"I think it would be a very unwarrantable presumption for us to assume
+that any one outside the governments of the countries interested
+possesses that influence, and that it would be a very undesirable, a
+very undiplomatic, proceeding to hint at the possibility of any such
+concession in the document I have before me," replied Sir John suavely.
+"Beyond that, I would add that it will be manifestly to the interest of
+the next government to restore the bulk of foreign trade to a normal
+level; and that should the League party find itself in office, it will
+certainly make representations through the usual channels."
+
+"Quite like old times," said Mr Soans dryly. "I suppose that we shall
+have to be content with that. Let us hope that it will prove a true
+saying that those who hide can find."
+
+He picked up a pen as he finished speaking, signed the paper that had
+been passed to him first by reason of his position at the table, and
+thrust it vehemently from him to his neighbour. Mr Chadwing held up his
+pen to the light to make sure that it contained no obstruction on so
+important an occasion, signed his name with clerkly precision, and then
+carefully wiped his pen on the lining of his coat. Cecil Brown looked
+down with the faint smile that covered his saddest moments as he added
+the slender strokes of his signature, and Tirrel dashed off the
+ink-laden characters of his with tightened lips and a sombre frown.
+Consciously or unconsciously every man betrayed some touch of character
+in that act. Mr Vossit made a wry grimace as he passed the paper on; and
+Mr Guppling, with an eye on a possible line in Fame's calendar, snapped
+his traitorous pen in two and cast the pieces dramatically to the
+ground.
+
+When the last signature had been written, some of the members stood up
+to take their leave at once, but Hampden and Tirrel made a simultaneous
+motion to detain them. The master of the house gave way to his guest.
+
+"I am not up to cry over spilled milk," said Tirrel with his customary
+bluntness. "What is done, is done. We shall carry out the terms, Sir
+John Hampden, and you and your party will be in office in a week. But
+you are not merely taking over the administration of a constitution: you
+are taking over a defeated country. I ask you, as the head of your party
+and the future Premier, to do one thing, and I ask it entirely on my own
+initiative, and without the suggestion or even the knowledge of my
+friends or colleagues. Let your first act be to publish a general
+amnesty. It does not touch me.... But there have been things on both
+sides. You may perhaps know my views; I would have crushed your League
+by strong means when it was possible if I had had my way. None the less,
+there is not the most shadowy charge that could hang over me to-day, and
+for that reason it is permissible for me to put in this petition. The
+nation is shattered, torn, helpless. Do not look too closely into the
+past ... pacify."
+
+"The question has not arisen between my associates and myself, but I do
+not imagine that we should hold conflicting views, and I may say that
+for my part I enter cordially into the spirit of the suggestion,"
+replied Hampden frankly. "Anything irregular that could come within the
+meaning of political action in its widest sense I should be favourable
+towards making the object of a general pardon.... While we are together,
+I will go a step further, and on this point I have the expressed
+agreement of my friends. You, sir, have assumed without any reserve that
+our party will be returned to office. I accept that assumption. You have
+also compared our work to the pacification of a conquered nation. That
+also may be largely admitted. We shall be less a political party
+returned to power by the even chances of a keenly-fought election, and
+checked by an alert opposition, than a social autocracy imposing our
+wishes--as we believe for the public good--on the country. For twenty
+years, as I forecast the future, there will be no effective opposition.
+Yet a great deal of our work will have reference to the class whom the
+opposition would represent, the class upon whose wise and statesmanlike
+pacification the tranquillity, and largely the prosperity, of the
+country, will depend."
+
+Some few began to catch the drift of Hampden's meaning, and those who
+did all glanced instinctively towards Cecil Brown.
+
+"You have used, and I have accepted, the comparison of a conquered
+nation," continued Sir John. "When a country has been forcibly occupied
+the work of pacification is one of the first taken in hand by a prudent
+conqueror. There is usually a Board or Committee of Conciliation, and in
+that body are to be found some of the foremost of those who resisted
+invasion while resistance seemed availing.... It would be analogous to
+that, in my opinion, if a supporter of the present Government was
+offered and accepted a position in the next. There would be no
+suggestion--there would be no possibility--of his being in accord with
+the Cabinet in its general policy. He would be there as an expert to
+render service to both parties in the work of healing the scars of
+conflict. If the proposal appears to be exceptional and the position
+untenable at first sight, it is only because the prosaic parliamentary
+machinery of normal times has by a miracle been preserved into times
+that are abnormal."
+
+There was an infection of low laughter, amused, sardonic, some
+good-natured and a little ill-natured, and a few cries of "Cecil Brown!"
+in a subdued key.
+
+"The moment seemed a favourable one for laying the proposal before the
+members of the Government," went on Hampden, unmoved, "though, of
+course, I do not expect an answer now. On the assumption that we are
+returned to power, it is our intention to create a new department to
+exist as long as the conditions require it, and certainly as long as the
+next Parliament. Its work will be largely conciliation, and it will deal
+with the disorganisation of labour. In the same confidential spirit with
+which you have spoken of the future without reserve, I may say that
+should I be called upon to form a Ministry, I shall--and I have the
+definite acquiescence of my colleagues--offer the Presidentship of the
+Board to Mr Cecil Brown ... the office of Parliamentary Secretary to Mr
+Tirrel."
+
+If Hampden had wished to surprise, he certainly succeeded. The open
+laugh that greeted the first name was cut off as suddenly and completely
+as the light is cut off when the gas-tap is turned, by the gasp that the
+second name evoked. To many among them the offer had been the merest
+party move; Cecil Brown's name a foregone conclusion. The addition of
+Tirrel, whose rather brilliant qualities and quite fantastic sense of
+honour they were prone to lose sight of behind his vehement
+battle-front, was stupefying.
+
+It was Tirrel who was the first to break the silence of astonishment on
+this occasion, not even waiting, with characteristic impetuousness, for
+his chief-designate to offer an opinion.
+
+"You say that you do not want an answer now, Sir John, but you may have
+it, as far as I am concerned," he cried, with the defiant air that
+marked his controversial passages. "From any other man of your party the
+proposal would have been an insult; from you it is an amiable mistake.
+_You_ do not think that you can buy us with the bribe of office, but you
+think that there is no further party work for us to do: that Socialism
+in England to-day is dead. I tell you, Sir John Hampden, with the
+absolute conviction of an inspired truth, that it will triumph yet. You
+will not see it; I may not see it, but it is more likely that the hand
+of Time itself should fail than that the ideals to which we cling should
+cease to draw men on. We, who are the earliest pioneers of that
+untrodden path, have made many mistakes; we are paying for them now; but
+we have learned. Some of our mistakes have brought want and suffering to
+thousands of your class, but for hundreds of years your mistakes have
+been bringing starvation and misery to millions of our class. From your
+presence we go down again into the weary years of bondage, to work
+silently and unmarked among those depths of human misery from which our
+charter springs. I warn you, Sir John Hampden--for I know that the
+warning will be dead and forgotten before the year is out--that our
+reign will come again; and when the star of a new and purified Socialism
+arises once more on a prepared and receptive world the very forces of
+nature would not be strong enough to arrest its triumphant course."
+
+"Hear! hear!" said Mr Vossit perfunctorily, as he looked round
+solicitously for his hat. "Well, I suppose we may as well be going."
+
+Cecil Brown recalled his wistful smile from the contemplation of a
+future chequered with many scenes of light and shade.
+
+"I thank you, Sir John," he replied with a look of friendly
+understanding, "but I also must go down with my own party."
+
+"I hope that the decision in neither case will be irrevocable," said
+Hampden with regret, but as he spoke he knew that the hope was vain.
+
+They had already begun to file out of the room, with a touch here and
+there of that air of constraint that the party had never been quite able
+to shake off on ceremonial occasions. They left Mr Tubes cowering before
+the stove, and raising his head nervously from time to time to listen to
+the noises of the street.
+
+Mr Guppling, determined that his claims should not escape the eye of
+Fame, paused at the door.
+
+"When we leave this room, John Hampden," he proclaimed in a loud and
+impressive voice, and throwing out his hand with an appropriate gesture,
+"we leave Liberty behind us, bound, gagged, and helpless, on the floor!"
+
+"Very true, Mr Guppling," replied Sir John good-humouredly. "We will
+devote our first efforts to releasing her."
+
+Mr Guppling smiled a bitter, cutting smile, and left the shaft to
+rankle. It was not until he was out in the street that a sense of the
+possible ambiguity of his unfortunate remark overwhelmed him with
+disgust.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII
+
+"POOR ENGLAND."
+
+
+With the account of the signing of the dissolution terms, and a brief
+reference to the sweeping victory of the League party--already
+foreshadowed, indeed, to the point of the inevitable--the unknown
+chronicler, whose version of the Social War this narrative has followed,
+brings his annals to a close. That war being finished, and by the
+repudiation of their Socialistic mentors on the part of a large section
+of the working classes, finished by more than a mere paper treaty, the
+worthy scribe announces with praiseworthy restraint that there is no
+more to be said.
+
+"These men," he declares, in the quaint and archaic language of the
+past,--and he might surely have added "these women" also--"came not
+reluctantly, but in no wise ambitiously, out of the business of their
+own private lives to serve their country as they deemed; and that being
+accomplished to a successful end, would have returned, nothing loth, to
+more obscure affairs, having sought no personal gain beyond that which
+grew from public security, an equitable burden of citizenship, and a
+recovered pride among the nations. Albeit some must needs remain to
+carry on the work."
+
+Even the not unimportant detail of who remained to carry on the work,
+and in what capacities, is not recorded, but the distribution of rewards
+and penalties, on the lines of strict poetic justice, may be safely left
+to the individual reader's sympathies, with the definite assurance that
+everything happened exactly as he would have it. At the length of three
+times as much space as would have sufficed to dispose of these points
+once and for all, this superexact historian goes on to set out his
+reasons for not doing so. He claims, in short, that his object was to
+portray the course of the social war, not to recount the adventures of
+mere individuals; and with the suggestion of a wink between his pen and
+paper that may raise a doubt whether he, on his side, might not be
+endowed with the power of casting a critical eye upon other periods than
+his own, he indulges in a little pleasantry at the expense of writers
+who, under the pretext of developing their hero's character, begin with
+his parent's childhood, and continue to the time of his grandchildren's
+youth. For himself, he asserts that nothing apart from the course of the
+social war, its rise and progress, has been allowed to intrude, and that
+ended, and their work accomplished, its champions are rather heroically
+treated, very much as the Arabian magician's army was disposed of until
+it was required again, and to all intents and purposes turned into stone
+just where they stood.
+
+But from other sources it is possible to glean a little here and there
+of the course of subsequent events. To this patchwork record the
+_Minneapolis Journal_ contributes a cartoon laden with the American
+satirist's invariable wealth of detail.
+
+A very emaciated John Bull, stretched on his bed, is just struggling
+back to consciousness and life. On a table by his side stands a bottle
+labelled "Hampden's U. L. Mixture," to which he owes recovery. On the
+walls one sees various maps which depict a remarkably Little England
+indeed. Some sagacious economist, in search of a strip of canvas with
+which to hold together a broken model of a black man, has torn off the
+greater part of South Africa for the purpose. Over India a spider has
+been left to spin a web so that scarcely any of the Empire is now to be
+seen. Upper Egypt is lost behind a squab of ink which an irresponsible
+urchin has mischievously taken the opportunity to fling. Every colony
+and possession shows signs of some ill-usage.
+
+"Say, John," "Uncle Sam," who has looked in, is represented as saying,
+"you've had a bad touch of the 'sleeping sickness.' You'd better take
+things easy for a spell to recuperate. I'll keep an eye on your house
+while you go to the seashore."
+
+That was to be England's proud destiny for the next few years--to take
+things easy and recuperate! There is nothing else for the pale and
+shaken convalescent to do; but the man who has delighted in his strength
+feels his heart and soul rebel against the necessity. Fortunate for
+England that she had good friends in that direful hour. The United
+States, sinking those small rivalries over which cousins may strive even
+noisily at times in amiable contention, stretched a hand across the
+waters and astonished Europe by the message, "Who strikes England
+wantonly, strikes me": a sentiment driven home by the diplomatic hint
+that for the time being the Monroe Doctrine was suspended west of Suez.
+
+France--France who had been so chivalrously true to her own ally in that
+stricken giant's day of incredible humiliation--looked across The Sleeve
+with troubled, anxious eyes, and whispered words of sympathy and hope.
+Gently, very tactfully, she offered friendship with both hands, without
+a tinge of the patronage or protection that she could extend; and by the
+living example of her own tempestuous past and gallant recovery from
+every blow, pointed the way to power and self-respect.
+
+Japan, whose treaty had been thrown unceremoniously back to her many
+years before, now drew near again with the cheerful smile that is so
+mild in peace, so terrible in war. Prefacing that her own enviable
+position was entirely due to the enlightened virtues of her emperor, she
+now proposed another compact on broad and generous lines, by which
+England--a "high contracting Power," as she was still magnanimously
+described--was spared the most fruitful cause for anxiety in the East.
+
+"You didn't mind allying with us when you were at the head of the
+nations," said Japan. "We come to you--now. Besides, all very good
+business for us in the end. You build up again all right, no time."
+
+Japan's authority to speak on the subject of "building up" was not to be
+disputed. The nations had forgotten the time, scarcely a quarter of a
+century before, when they had been amused by "Little Japan's"
+progressive ambitions. And when Japan had taken over the "awakening"
+arrangements of a sister-nation on terms that gave her fifty million
+potential warriors to draw upon and train (warriors whom one of
+England's most revered generals had characterised as "Easily led; easily
+fed; fearless of death"), non-amusement in some quarters gave way to
+positive trepidation.
+
+The sympathetic nations spoke together, and agreed that something must
+be done to give "Poor England" another chance; as, in the world of
+commerce, friendly rivals will often gather round the man who has fallen
+on evil days to set him on his feet again.
+
+So England was to have a fair field and liberty to work out her own
+salvation. But she was not to wake up and find that it had all been a
+hideous dream. Egypt had been put back to the time of the Khalifa. India
+had lost sixty years of pacification and progress. Ireland was a
+republic, at least in name, and depending largely on Commemoration
+Issues of postage stamps for a revenue. South Africa was for the South
+Africans. There were many other interesting items, but these were, as it
+might be expressed to a nation of shopkeepers, the leading lines.
+
+If the worst abroad was bad enough, there was one encouraging feature at
+home. With the election of the new government industries began to
+revive, trade to improve, the money market to throw off its depression,
+and the natural demand for labour to increase: not gradually, but
+instantly, phenomenally. It was as though a dam across some great river
+had been removed, and with the impetus every sluggish little tributary
+was quickened and drawn on in new and sparkling animation. It was not
+necessary to argue upon it from a party point of view; it was a concrete
+fact that every one admitted. There was only one explanation, and it met
+the eye at every turn. Capital reappeared, and money began to circulate
+freely again. Why? There was security.
+
+It was not the Millennium; it was the year 19--, and a "capitalistic"
+government was in office; but the "masses" discovered that they were
+certainly not worse off than before. Working men now wore, it is true, a
+little less of the air of being so many presidents of South American
+republics when they walked about the streets; but that style had never
+really suited them, and they soon got out of it. The men who had come
+into power were not of the class who oppress. The strife of the past was
+being forgotten; its lessons were remembered. What was good and
+practical of Socialistic legislation was retained. So it came about that
+the vanquished gained more by defeat than they would have done by
+victory.
+
+It was undeniable that, in common with mankind at large, they still from
+time to time experienced pain, sickness, disappointment, hardship, and
+general adversity. Those who were employed by gentlemen were treated as
+gentlemen treat their work-people; those who were so unfortunate as to
+be in the service of employers who had no claim to that title continued
+to be treated as cads and despots treat their employes. Those among them
+who were gentlemen themselves extended a courteous spirit towards their
+masters, and those among them who were the reverse continued to act
+towards employers and the world around as churls and blusterers act, and
+so the compensating balance of nature was more or less harmoniously
+preserved.
+
+And what of the future? Will the nation that was so sharply taught dread
+the fire like the burned child, or return to the flame as the scorched
+moth does? Alas, the memory of a people is short, even as the wisdom of
+a proverb is conflictingly two-edged.
+
+Or, if the warning fades and the necessity grows large again, will there
+be found another Stobalt to respond to the call? "For those whom Heaven
+afflicts there is a chance," contributes the Sage of another land; "but
+they who persistently work out their own undoing are indeed hopeless."
+
+Or may it be that the faith of Tirrel will be justified, and that in the
+process of time there will emerge from man's ceaseless groping after
+perfection a new wisdom, under whose yet undreamt-of scheme and
+dispensation all men will be content and reconciled?
+
+The philosopher shakes his head weightily and remains silent--thereby
+adding to his reputation. The prophets prophesy; the old men dream
+dreams and the young men see visions, and the dispassionate speculate.
+On all sides there is a multitude of the counsel in which, as we must
+believe, lies wisdom.
+
+It is an interesting situation, and as it can only be definitely settled
+beyond the dim vista of future centuries, the pity is that we shall
+never know.
+
+
+THE END.
+
+
+
+
+NELSON LIBRARY
+
+_UNIFORM WITH THIS VOLUME._
+
+
+ 1. The Marriage of William Ashe.
+ 2. The Intrusions of Peggy.
+ 3. The Fortune of Christina M'Nab.
+ 4. The Battle of the Strong.
+ 5. Robert Elsmere.
+ 6. No. 5 John Street.
+ 7. Quisante.
+ 8. Incomparable Bellairs.
+ 9. History of David Grieve.
+ 10. The King's Mirror.
+ 11. John Charity.
+ 12. Clementina.
+ 13. If Youth but Knew.
+ 14. The American Prisoner.
+ 15. His Grace.
+ 16. The Hosts of the Lord.
+ 17. The God in the Car.
+ 18. The Lady of the Barge.
+ 19. The Odd Women.
+ 20. Matthew Austin.
+ 21. The Translation of a Savage.
+ 22. The Octopus.
+ 23. White Fang.
+ 24. The Princess Passes.
+ 25. Sir John Constantine.
+ 26. The Man from America.
+ 27. A Lame Dog's Diary.
+ 28. The Recipe for Diamonds.
+ 29. Woodside Farm.
+ 30. Monsieur Beaucaire, and The Beautiful Lady.
+ 31. The Pit.
+ 32. An Adventurer of the North.
+ 33. The Wages of Sin.
+ 34. Lady Audley's Secret.
+ 35. Eight Days.
+ 36. Owd Bob.
+ 37. The Duenna of a Genius.
+ 38. His Honor and a Lady.
+ 39. Marcella.
+ 40. Selah Harrison.
+ 41. The House with the Green Shutters.
+ 42. Mrs Galer's Business.
+ 43. Old Gorgon Graham.
+ 44. Major Vigoureux.
+ 45. The Gateless Barrier.
+ 46. Kipps.
+ 47. Moonfleet.
+ 48. Springtime.
+ 49. French Nan.
+ 50. The Food of the Gods.
+ 51. Raffles.
+ 52. Cynthia's Way.
+ 53. Clarissa Furiosa.
+ 54. Love and Mr Lewisham.
+ 55. The Lonely Lady of Grosvenor Square.
+ 56. Thompson's Progress.
+ 57. The Primrose Path.
+ 58. Lady Rose's Daughter.
+ 59. Romance.
+ 60. The War of the Carolinas.
+ 61. Katharine Frensham.
+ 62. The Professor on the Case.
+ 63. Love and the Soul-Hunters.
+
+
+
+
+
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