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+Project Gutenberg's Lippincott's Magazine, September, 1885, by Various
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+Title: Lippincott's Magazine, September, 1885
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+LIPPINCOTT'S MAGAZINE.
+
+_SEPTEMBER, 1885._
+
+Copyright, 1885, by J. B. LIPPINCOTT COMPANY.
+
+
+
+
+ON THIS SIDE.
+
+
+IX.
+
+Among the inhabitants of the United States there are none that stand so
+firmly on the national legs as the Virginians,--though it would be more
+correct to contract this statement somewhat, substituting "State" for
+"national," since it has never been the habit of Virginians to make
+themselves more than very incidentally responsible for thirty-eight
+States and ten Territories occupied by persons of mixed race, numerous
+religions, objectionable politics, and no safe views about so much as
+the proper way to make mint-juleps. When Sir Robert presented himself
+one day at the door of a fine old house belonging to the golden age of
+ante-bellum prosperity in Caroline County, he was received by two of the
+most English Englishmen to be found on this planet, in the persons of
+Mr. Edmund and Mr. Gregory Aglonby, brothers, bachelors, and joint-heirs
+of the property he had come to look at. These gentlemen received him
+with a dignity and antique courtesy irresistibly suggestive of bag-wigs,
+short swords, and aristocratic institutions generally, a courtesy
+largely mingled with restrained severity and unspoken suspicion until
+his identity had been fully established by the letters of introduction
+he had brought, his position defined, and his mission in Caroline
+clearly set forth. An Englishman out of England was a fact to be
+accounted for, not imprudently accepted without due inquiry; but, this
+done, the law and traditions of hospitality began to alleviate the
+situation and temper justice with mercy. The lady of the house was sent
+for, and proved to be a wonderfully pretty old lady, who might have just
+got out of a sedan-chair, whose manner was even finer and statelier than
+that of her brothers (diminutive as she was in point of mere inches),
+and who executed a tremendous courtesy when Sir Robert was presented.
+"An English gentleman travelling in this country for pleasure, and
+desirous of seeing 'Heart's Content,' Anne Buller," explained the elder
+brother. Miss Aglonby's face, which had worn a look of mild interest
+during the first part of this speech, clouded perceptibly at its close.
+She murmured some mechanical speech of welcome in an almost inaudible
+voice, and sat down in a rigid and uncompromising fashion, while her
+heart contracted painfully. A gentleman to look at the place: there had
+been several such in the last year, who had come, and seen, and objected
+to the price, and ridden away again; but perhaps this one might not ride
+away, and the uneasy thought tormented her throughout the conversation
+that followed. The brothers, meanwhile, had quite accepted Sir Robert,
+and had insisted, with a calm, authoritative air, on sending for his
+"travelling impedimenta," which had been deposited at the hotel in a
+neighboring town, and had expressed a lofty hope that he would do them
+the honor to consider himself their guest.
+
+"The _res angusta domi_ will not permit us to entertain you in a manner
+befitting your rank and in consonance with our wishes," said Mr. Edmund
+Aglonby, in his representative capacity as head of the family, "but,
+that consideration waived, I need not say that we shall esteem it an
+honor and a pleasure to have you domesticated beneath this roof as long
+as you find any satisfaction in remaining."
+
+"It was not my idea, certainly, to intrude upon you here, but rather to
+treat with your solicitor in this matter; but if you find it more
+agreeable to set him aside, which between gentlemen is usually
+altogether more satisfactory, and will, in addition, allow me to become
+your guest for a few days, I can only say that I shall be delighted to
+accept your kind hospitality," replied Sir Robert.
+
+"Brother Gregory, will you see that our guest's effects are at once
+transferred to his room here?" said Mr. Aglonby, half turning in his
+chair and giving a graceful wave with one of his long, shapely hands
+toward the door, after which he bowed with dignified grace to Sir
+Robert, and said, "Your decision gives us great satisfaction, sir." Mr.
+Gregory Aglonby confirmed this statement in Johnsonian periods before he
+left, and tiny Miss Aglonby expressed herself as became a lady who had
+been receiving guests in that very room for fifty years with stiff but
+genuine courtesy. The atmosphere was so familiar to Sir Robert that he
+could scarcely believe himself to be in an American household. Could
+this be the American type of his dreams? Was there ever a country in
+which the scenes shifted so completely with a few hours or days of
+travel? "If this goes on, America will mean everything, anything, to
+me," he thought. "When I hear of a Frenchman, or German, or Italian, I
+have some idea of what I shall find; but it is not so here at all. This
+Mr. Aglonby is quite evidently a gentleman, and a high-bred one; but so
+was Porter in Boston, and Colonel De Witt, and those Baltimore fellows;
+yet how different they all are! These men remind me more of my
+grandfather and my great-uncles than any Englishman of the present day.
+Perhaps they are English. I'll ask. Who would ever suppose them to be
+countrymen of Ketchum's?"
+
+After dinner,--and you may be sure the dinner was a good one, for Miss
+Aglonby was one of a generation of women whose knowledge of housewifely
+arts was such that, shut up in a lighthouse or wrecked on a desert
+island, they would have made shift to get a nice meal somehow, even if
+they could not have served it, as she did, off old china and graced it
+with old silver,--after dinner, then, a long and pleasant evening set
+in, with no thought or talk of business-matters. Sir Robert was charmed
+with his new acquaintances, and not less by the matter than by the
+manner of their conversation. Did they talk of travels, Mr. Aglonby
+"liked to read books of adventure," but had never been out of the State
+of Virginia, and had no wish to go anywhere. He deplored his fate in
+being compelled at his age to leave it permanently and take up his
+residence in Florida, where his physician was sending him. He talked of
+"Mr. Pope" and "Mr. Addison," quoted Milton and the Latin classics, and
+had chanced upon "a modern work lately, by a writer named Thackeray,"
+"Henry Esmond," which had pleased him extremely. On hearing this, Sir
+Robert took occasion to ask him whether he liked any of the writings of
+this and that New-England author of the day, about whom he had been
+hearing a great deal since his arrival in the country, and Mr. Aglonby
+replied, with perfect truth, that he had "never heard of them," though
+he added that Irving and Cooper, the latest additions to his library,
+were, in his opinion, "writers of merit." In politics Mr. Aglonby
+declared himself the champion of a defunct party,--the "old-line
+Whigs,"--and explained "the levelling, agrarian tendencies of Tom
+Jefferson" and the result of his policy, which had been "to eliminate
+the gentleman from politics." Mr. Gregory Aglonby spoke with regretful
+emotion of that period of the history of Virginia in which her local
+magistrates had managed county affairs in such a way as to secure her
+"safety, honor, and welfare," when universal suffrage had not "cursed
+the country with ignorance and incompetence, legally established at
+present, indeed, but sure to be supplemented by a property or
+educational test eventually." In religion they were what "the Aglonbys
+had always been,--attached adherents of the Episcopal Church in this
+country, as of the Establishment in England." Quite early in the evening
+Sir Robert had propounded his question as to their nationality. "Are you
+an American?" he had asked the elder of the two gentlemen, and both had
+replied, "We are Virginians," in accents that were eloquent of love and
+pride.
+
+"Upon my word, if I were asked what your nationality was, I should say
+that you were English," remarked Sir Robert, feeling that he was making
+what they must see was a handsome concession. But he was not talking to
+a Sam Bates now. Mr. Edmund Aglonby regarded him with a reserved air, as
+if he had said something rather flippant.
+
+Mr. Gregory said gravely, "You doubtless mean it kindly, but we would
+prefer to be thought what we are,--Virginians. Not that we are ashamed
+of our parent stock, but Anne Buller here is the seventh of the name
+born in this country, and it is only natural that we should be
+completely identified with it. Unworthy as we are to represent it, we
+are Virginians." That anybody could be _more_ than a Virginian had never
+crossed Mr. Aglonby's mind; but it should be said, in defence of what
+many regard as an exaggerated State pride, that to such, men to be
+_less_ than a Virginian (that is, an embodiment of the virtues
+represented to them by the title) is equally impossible.
+
+Whist was now proposed, and played by the light of two candles in
+old-fashioned candlesticks, that towered high enough to allow mild
+yellow rays to illuminate a vast expanse of bald head belonging to Mr.
+Gregory, and made the dark sheen of the polished mahogany table dimly
+visible beneath. An oil-lamp on the high mantel-shelf enabled Sir Robert
+to get a ghostly impression of the large, bare room in which they were
+sitting,--the high ceilings, the black-looking floors fading away into
+grewsome corners, the spindle-legged furniture that had no idea of
+accommodating itself to a lolling, mannerless generation, and loomed up
+in some occasional piece in a threatening sort of way,--solid, massive,
+dignified furniture, conscious of its obligations to society and ready
+to fulfil them to the very end, however little a frivolous and
+degenerate world might be worthy of such accessories. More than once in
+the pauses of the game Sir Robert's eyes wandered to the pictures, of
+which there were a number, all portraits, two being half discernible,--a
+young matron in ruby velvet and pearls, with hair dressed in a pyramid,
+a coach-and-six in court-plaster stuck on a snowy forehead, and eyes
+that would have laughed anybody into a good humor; and, opposite, a
+gentleman of the pursiest, puffiest, most prosperous description, the
+husband of the young matron, and so evidently high-tempered, dull, and
+obstinate, that he must have brought many a tear into the laughing eyes.
+
+"A handsome woman, that," he said, after one of these moments of
+inattention, "and a good picture."
+
+"It is an ancestress of ours on the distaff side,--Lady Philippa
+Vane,--and is accounted a Lely.--Brother Gregory, if you will have the
+kindness to cut the cards we can proceed with our game.--The other is
+her husband and cousin, a man of rank and large property but incurably
+vicious propensities, to whom we are rather fond of attributing certain
+follies and weaknesses in his descendants, and who we could wish had
+laid to heart the maxim, '_Nobilitatis virtus non stemma character_.'
+They were of the Vanes of Huddlesford," said Mr. Aglonby.
+
+"Ah," said Sir Robert, "you suppose yourself to have some connection
+with the Huddlesford Vanes?"
+
+Mr. Aglonby's white tufted brows arched themselves in surprise above his
+dark eyes at the question, and there was a little more dignified reserve
+than before in his voice and manner as he said, "Descent and alliance
+are not matters of _supposition_ in Virginia, but of record.--Anne
+Buller, I beg your forgiveness for having inadvertently revoked. My
+memory is really growing too treacherous to permit of my long enjoying
+this diversion, however great the horrors of an old age without cards
+may be."
+
+The deferential courtesy paid to Miss Aglonby by her brothers was the
+most remarkable feature of the game to Sir Robert, and, when it was
+over, the first thought of both was to place a chair for her in the
+corner she generally occupied. They were not in haste,--it was
+impossible to associate the idea of hurry or flurry with either of
+them,--but somehow there was a little collision between them in doing
+this, followed by formal bows and elaborate mutual apologies, which were
+broken in upon by Miss Aglonby's low voice, saying, "Brother Edmund, I
+feared that you had slipped again.--He sustained a grave injury in that
+way last winter" (this to Sir Robert), "and I am always afraid that the
+disastrous experience may be repeated.--Brother Gregory, I thank you. I
+am entirely comfortable, and I beg that you will be seated now. Perhaps
+our guest will do us the favor to resume the very instructive and
+entertaining discourse with which he was beguiling us earlier in the
+evening."
+
+Thus adjured, Sir Robert proceeded to instruct and entertain, with such
+success that all three of his companions were charmed, though they gave
+no frivolous evidences of it, such as laughing heartily, interrupting
+him to interject phrases or opinions into the "discourse," or replying
+in an animated strain. They listened with intelligent seriousness to
+what he had to say, weighed it apparently, replied to it with gravity,
+responded to some jest with a smile; but, although they were not people
+to approve of crackling thorns under a pot, or any form of folly, they
+were, in their way, appreciative of the culture, humor, and insight he
+showed. Mr. Aglonby begged to be favored with his "observations" on
+America, and added that "the dispassionate reflections of an intelligent
+foreigner should be esteemed of the utmost value by all judicious
+patriots and enlightened political economists, calling attention, as
+they often did, to evils and dangers whose existence had not been
+previously suspected." Mr. Gregory Aglonby wished to hear more of his
+travels among "that God-forsaken people the French." Miss Aglonby was
+eager to know more of the England of "Bracebridge Hall."
+
+When bedtime came at last ("the proper season for repose," dear old Anne
+Buller called it, when she rose to "retire"), another courtesy was
+executed in front of Sir Robert by the châtelaine of "Heart's Content,"
+who said, "How truly it has been remarked that we owe some of our
+keenest pleasures in life to strangers! You must permit me to thank you
+again for your improving and pleasing conversation, which I shall often
+recall, and always with lively satisfaction. May your slumbers be
+refreshing and your awakening devoid of all pain! I wish you a very good
+night, sir." With this Miss Aglonby took up one of the top-heavy
+candlesticks, and glided, like the shade she was and ghost of a past
+period, up the stairs.
+
+While Mr. Gregory was looking to bolts and bars, Sir Robert strayed
+about the room with his hands behind him, looking at the pictures,
+followed by Mr. Aglonby, who made no extensive comment on them, but gave
+a word of explanation occasionally when his guest halted longer than
+usual before a canvas, such as, "The First Edmund, who came here in
+1654;" "Edmund the Second;" "Edmund the Third, in his Oxford cap and
+gown;" "Gregory Aglonby, a colonel in the Revolutionary forces;"
+"Red-haired Edmund, as we call him, because the others are all dark;"
+"Colonel Everard Buller Aglonby, who represented this county in the
+House of Burgesses for thirty years, and his wife, who was a Calvert,--a
+great-aunt, a woman of extraordinary piety, who reduced herself from a
+condition of affluence to comparative poverty by the manumission of her
+three hundred slaves."
+
+When he had shaken hands with his host at the door of his bedroom (which
+was emphatically the room of a bed, a huge, be-stepped, pillared,
+testered contrivance that waited at one end of the large apartment to
+murder sleep), Sir Robert fell to winding his watch with what looked
+like interest, but all his thoughts were with the Aglonbys.
+
+"English gentlefolks of the eighteenth century preserved in Virginian
+amber. What a curious survival! 'Gentlemen of a period of manners,
+morals.' Remarkably interesting! Delightful types of a society as
+extinct as the dodo," he was saying to himself. "There is but one mould
+for the gentleman; but nature changes its shape with every century, I
+suppose,--though I sometimes think she has gone out of the business
+altogether in utter disgust. We have got a lot of plutocrats that are
+tailors' blocks, and nobles that talk like stable-boys and act like
+blackguards, and both fancy themselves gentlemen; but when I contrast
+them with the men of my father's day even--And this dainty, charming old
+bit of Chelsea-ware, Anne Buller! Her brothers treat her as though she
+were a reigning princess. I wonder what she would say if she could see,
+as I did the other day, a group of Nuneham girls calling each other by
+their last names and smoking cigarettes with a half-dozen Cambridge men,
+who chaffed them and treated them exactly as though they were so many
+boys in petticoats. Well, well, the world moves, I know, and I am an
+old fogy; but I shall not make myself hoarse shouting 'Huzza' until I
+find out whether we are going to the devil or not. I hope I am not
+getting as cynical as old Caradoc, who declares that he can always tell
+a countess from an actress nowadays by the superior modesty and
+refinement of--the actress."
+
+In the next few days Sir Robert carefully inspected the rambling,
+substantial old house, which, to Miss Aglonby's chagrin, he pronounced
+"quite modern;" though he smiled when she informed him that "Heart's
+Content" had been "refurnished quite recently,--in '48." He also went
+over the land, only about four hundred acres, put the most searching
+questions as to its practical value and uses, filled a tin box with the
+earth, meaning to have it analyzed by "a respectable chemist," and went
+into details generally with much energy. Nor had he anything to complain
+of in the way of unfair dealing in Mr. Gregory Aglonby, who accompanied
+him and gave him the fullest and frankest particulars about the
+property, which he pointed out was going to rack and ruin, or rather had
+gone there. Every broken gate and stony field was dear to his heart, and
+it was a melancholy pilgrimage to him; but had not Mr. Aglonby said to
+him that morning, "Brother Gregory, the place must go,--there is no help
+for it,--and this gentleman seems likely to become a purchaser. Will you
+see that the disadvantages of the property are set before him clearly,
+especially such as a stranger would certainly overlook? I cannot
+entertain a proposition of any kind looking to its ultimate purchase
+until I know that this has been done, anxious as I am to have this
+matter definitely concluded. I had thought to die here. But it has been
+otherwise ordered by an overruling and all-wise Providence."
+
+It did not escape Sir Robert that he was not likely to be overreached in
+his bargain, however much he might repent of it; and when Mr. Gregory
+pointed across the road and said, "The 'Little England' farm lies over
+there, but produces less and less every year. The land is exhausted,"
+Sir Robert thought, "The fellow is either quixotic or doesn't wish to
+sell. I rather think the first: there has certainly been no shuffling
+and pretending." Aloud he said, "The soil can't be exhausted. It is
+virgin still compared to that of England, and all that it needs is
+careful cultivation. It seems to me that what Virginia needs is
+immigration."
+
+Mr. Gregory looked displeased. It was as though Sir Robert had
+criticised Anne Buller's dress. "On the contrary, we wish to keep
+Virginia for Virginians," he said slowly. "We have no desire to see it
+overrun by a horde of Irish and Dutch, and heaven knows what besides.
+The proper place for that kind of people is the West and Northwest. If
+we could get _the right class_ of English emigrants, that would be
+another matter. But it is scarcely likely that they will come here in
+any considerable number, now that the poor old commonwealth offers so
+little remunerative return to the most honorable enterprise."
+
+When Sir Robert had quite made up his mind that he would like to possess
+the place, he telegraphed imperatively for Mr. Heathcote, who joined him
+most reluctantly. Together they walked all over the county, saw a great
+many people, and, having bought two hundred acres that marched with,
+and, indeed, had formerly been a part of, the Aglonby estate, Sir Robert
+made a liberal offer for Heart's Content, expressed his thanks for the
+kind and honorable treatment he had received there, and, his terms being
+accepted, paid the purchase-money, and begged that the family would suit
+their own convenience entirely in giving it up. This settled, he went
+his way to the Natural Bridge, which he considered should rank second
+only to Niagara in this country in point of interest, and then went on
+to Lexington, to visit General Lee's tomb, and from there to see
+Stonewall Jackson's grave, which, to his intense astonishment and
+indignation, he found half covered with visiting-cards,--the exquisite
+tribute of the sentimental tourist to the stern soldier. He could do
+nothing until he had cleared the last bit of pasteboard (with "Miss
+Mollie Bangs, Jonesville," printed on it) away from the mound. This he
+did energetically with his umbrella, after which he sat down quietly to
+think of his favorite hero, who seemed to be "resting under the shade of
+the trees over the river" rather than there, and fell to repeating
+"Stonewall Jackson's Way,"--a very favorite lyric, which he knew by
+heart. "'Appealing from his native sod In _forma pauperis_ to God,'
+ought to be his epitaph. I think he would like that," he said. "I am
+glad England can claim such a son, however indirectly. Fancy 'Miss
+Mollie Bangs' leaving a card--and such a card--on old Blue-Light! A
+decent one might do for Beau Brummel's grave, but Jackson's--!"
+
+Mr. Heathcote was with him, and, after one careless glance, had strolled
+up and down, absorbed in his own thoughts, which were not of war or
+death. He only half listened to his uncle's praise of the great soldier,
+and presently said, _à propos_ of nothing that had happened that day,
+"Uncle, what would you say if I should ask you to let me live at
+'Heart's Content'?"
+
+"Eh? What's that?" asked Sir Robert, forgetting in his surprise to blow
+out the lighted match he had just applied to the offending cards. "You
+live in America? What idea have you got in your head, my boy?"
+
+Mr. Heathcote could not tell his uncle that Edith had said that she
+would never marry an Englishman, never! but that if she ever did, she
+should insist upon his living in America, for to go away from mamma and
+papa and the boys and everybody she cared for was a thing she could not
+and would not do, not if she adored the man that demanded such a
+sacrifice of her. What he did say was that he was tired of his aimless
+life in London, and liked his uncle too well to look forward with any
+pleasure to succeeding him, and that he should like to have a small
+property to manage without aid of bailiff, steward, agent, or factotum
+of any kind. "I could go over whenever I liked, or you needed me, and
+you could come to me to see that I wasn't making ducks and drakes of the
+property," he said. "And it is an experiment, I grant; but you have
+always been awfully generous and kind to me, and I have something laid
+by that would cover the possible losses my inexperience might cause, for
+the first year at least. I am sure I can learn the trade, and am willing
+to pay for my apprenticeship, if you will only let me try my hand at
+farming."
+
+"The boy is thinking of marrying," was Sir Robert's mental comment; but
+he only said that he had bought the place with a very different idea,
+but that he would think the matter over.
+
+"You must remember that it will not be child's play," he said. "And if
+you should grow attached to it and wish to stay, you will be practically
+giving up your own country, you know. But America is hardly a foreign
+country. It is the representative institutions, moral ideas, social
+atmosphere, and mental habits that make a people, not the mere physical
+features of the country, and in character the Americans are, as Mr.
+Aglonby would say, 'Englishmen once removed'--across the Atlantic. You
+might be quite happy and content among them. Just so."
+
+"Oh, yes, I am sure I shall. You are quite in the right in what you say
+of them," Mr. Heathcote eagerly replied.
+
+And Sir Robert, who had purposely laid this trap for him, thought to
+himself, "The boy is certainly in love. I must find out all about it,
+unless he has the grace to tell me himself."
+
+Much as she liked Niagara, Miss Noel was not sorry, after long delay, to
+get a letter from Sir Robert, asking her to join him in Chicago, and
+telling her of a delightful visit he had made to Richmond, where he had
+been received "with particular kindness" and had met a great number of
+agreeable people, most of them Virginians of the modern type and
+scarcely so interesting, in a way, as the Aglonby family, who, as he saw
+from other individuals, were survivals of a generation rapidly
+disappearing, to be found only occasionally here and there now,--"a
+class of aristocrats long a curious anomaly in a republican state,
+hardly to be matched in Europe to-day outside of Austria, and never to
+be reproduced."
+
+It did not take Parsons long to do the necessary packing; but Miss Noel
+consumed a whole day in putting up her carefully-labelled "specimens of
+the flora of New York;" and Ethel had to settle with Mr. Bates, who
+would doubtless rather have been rejected by an English-woman than
+accepted by any American, and was not denied that luxury.
+
+From Chicago the reunited forces went off almost immediately to Salt
+Lake City, having only three days to give to a little hurried
+sight-seeing in the "marvellous Sphinx city," as they called it in their
+letters home.
+
+At Salt Lake Mrs. Sykes was awaiting their arrival, and betrayed a
+radiant satisfaction at the first glance.
+
+"You can't think how busy I have been and what a lot I have
+accomplished," she related exultantly. "I have found a whole village of
+Thompsons with a _p_, and went and boarded there, and have got up a book
+that Bentley will give me a hundred pounds for. And I have done a lot of
+sketches to illustrate it, and, so far from being out of pocket, shall
+have made by my American tour. It has been the greatest fun imaginable,
+poking about in their houses and dishing them up afterward. And, only
+fency, I've got a lock of Brigham Young's hair, _well authenticated_. I
+palmed myself off on a person that I met as being a very great admirer
+of his, and she gave me it. When I get home I'm going to have a ring
+made of it, like the one Lady Bottsford has got made of King John of
+Abyssinia's wool, which has been so talked of. People have taken to
+noticing my rings very much ever since I had that tooth of darling
+Bobo's polished and mounted in brilliants; and this will be
+unique,--there will not be another like it in all England. I told the
+person of whom I got it what I meant to do with it, and she said that I
+must revere him deeply; and, do you know, I quite forgot my part that I
+was playing, and said that I didn't care a fig for the old sinner, but
+that it was a great curiosity. And she was so engry, quite fiawrious,
+and wanted it back; but of course she didn't get it. When do we leave
+this?"
+
+They left as soon as Sir Robert had satisfied himself on certain points,
+and Miss Noel bad been sufficiently shocked by a service in the
+Tabernacle, and Mr. Heathcote had indulged in a bath in the lake, which
+he persisted in taking, and in the course of which he went through any
+number of antics in addition to his usual feats, in themselves
+remarkable, for he was a vigorous and powerful swimmer. The
+ex-Devonshire Elder (whom Mrs. Sykes had seen more than once slinking
+about the streets, she said, but who had not come near her) was pleased
+to be very polite to Sir Robert, or would have been if he had been
+allowed; but, not wishing to conduct a Salt Lake campaign _à la_ Sykes,
+Sir Robert was content to see the place in his own way, got a phial of
+water from the lake, which Miss Noel said reminded her of Sodom and
+Gomorrah and was "very suited to the odious place," looked at and into
+such things as could be seen in a short stay, and made temperate,
+careful records of the same in his note-book.
+
+The next point of interest to the party was "'Frisco and the Yosemite,"
+toward which they pushed as fast as steam could take them, Sir Robert
+and Miss Noel being vividly interested in many things _en route_, Ethel
+and Mr. Heathcote pleased by a few, Mrs. Sykes grumbling ceaselessly
+about the length, monotony, bareness, aridity, stupidity, and general
+hideousness of the journey. The only thing that really amused her was a
+quarrel that she got up with a lady who sat near her. The acquaintance
+promised to be friendly enough for a while, for the lady was an amiable
+soul,--the wife of "a dry-goods merchant in Topeka," she told Mrs.
+Sykes. The latter was pleased to ask her a great many questions and to
+patronize her quite extensively in default of other amusement, so that
+all went well at first. But the second stage of Mrs. Sykes's friendship
+was not apt to be so pleasant as the first, and accordingly she much
+astonished her neighbor one morning by saying to her curtly, "Why don't
+you speak English?"
+
+"Why, I do. I talk it all the time, don't I?" replied the lady.
+
+"No, you don't. Just look here. I have made a list of the things you
+say. They are not English at all. I don't know what you mean, often."
+
+"Do you mean to say that you never heard anybody talk like me?" asked
+the lady indignantly, as she fumbled in her bag for her glasses.
+
+"Oh, I didn't say that. I've heard _some_ of the words among our
+lodging-house-keepers; but you have invented others, and your
+pronunciation is abominable. You should really mend it, if you can,"
+replied Mrs. Sykes, with decision.
+
+The list which had been so civilly put in the Topekan lady's hands was a
+long one, and ran as follows: "Chawcolate, pawk, hawrid, cawd, squrl,
+stoopid, winder, lemmy, gimmy, years (for ears), 'cute, edgercation,
+conchienchous," etc., etc.
+
+The fingers that held it trembled with rage long before it was finished,
+for the Topekan lady had wealth and social aspiration, if not
+"edgercation;" and when Mrs. Sykes broke in with, "Well, what do you say
+to that?" she had a good deal to say, and said it very forcibly, in such
+English as she could command, after which she swelled in speechless
+anger opposite for the remainder of their journey.
+
+"There it is again. If I say the least thing to these Americans they fly
+out like that," complained Mrs. Sykes to Miss Noel.
+
+But for sheer ill humor nothing could have surpassed her conduct when
+they had "done" San Francisco, which she declared to be "a dull, dirty,
+windy place, with a harbor of which entirely too much is
+made,--ridiculously over-praised, in fact," and got under way for the
+Yosemite. The roads, the rough vehicle, the country, could not be
+sufficiently abused. However, when the spot was reached, she relented,
+as she had done at Niagara, and, looking up at the giant trees,
+graciously conceded that they also were "quite up to the mark."
+
+It was a pleasant spectacle to see Sir Roberts enthusiasm. Such gazing
+and neck-craning and measuring and speculating! Such critical inspection
+of bark, leaves, soil, lichens! Such questioning of the guides! Such
+keen delight, wonder, remeasuring, recraning, theories, calculations,
+endless contemplation! The enjoyment of the others was as nothing,
+compared to his,--for if there was a thing that he loved it was a fine
+tree, and had he not some of the best timber in England, which he knew
+as some generals have known their soldiers and some shepherds their
+sheep? "Stupendous! Prodigious! Wonderful!" burst from his lips as he
+walked slowly around them and rode between them as in a dream, perfectly
+entranced. He could scarcely be dragged away, and at last was only moved
+by the thought that there was so much that he "must positively see" in
+the surrounding country which was waiting to be considered volcanically,
+botanically, geologically, and otherwise. It was one of his vexations
+that nature, art, science, history, commerce, were so long, and time and
+a voraciously intelligent but mortal and limited baronet so fleeting. He
+would have liked to spend several months on the Pacific coast, looking
+into a thousand things with unflagging zeal and interest. It was really
+afflicting to turn his back upon the early Spanish settlers, the Jesuit
+missions, the grape and olive production, mining interests, earthquake
+statistics, the Chinese problem, annual rainfall on the great plateau,
+study of the Sierra Nevada range, and last, most alluring of all, that
+of the Santa Barbara Islands, described by a companion of Drake as
+densely populated by a white race with light hair and ruddy cheeks. When
+Sir Robert thought of that people and of all the bliss of investigation,
+he almost decided to make a winter of it in California and solve that
+mystery or perish. But he had still much to accomplish, and he had fixed
+the day for sailing before leaving England. So back the party came to
+St. Louis, where they found a mountain of mail-matter from the four
+quarters of the globe. There were five voluminous epistles from Mrs.
+Vane to Miss Noel, and others from that household; a simple domestic
+chronicle from Mabel, describing her daily round and stating her fears
+and anxieties about "Boy," who was getting "sadly wilful and unruly,"
+and, like a youthful Ajax, had lately "defied husband;" and one of Mr.
+Ketchum's characteristic epistles:
+
+ "I send you a letter of introduction to my friend Fry in New
+ Orleans (to whom my double-and-twisted), since you will go
+ there. He will put you through all right. But I warn you that
+ you will be nobody and won't be able to hold up your head there
+ at all. No one can after an epidemic, unless he has lost half
+ of his relations and had the other half given up by the doctors
+ and prepared for burial. This reminds me that Brown's
+ scapegrace of a brother has turned up here with a handsome
+ Mexican wife and a million, and has deodorized his reputation
+ by giving large sums to the yellow-fever sufferers, while I am
+ thinking of colonizing all the mothers-in-law of these United
+ there before another season opens, unless business improves.
+ Fairfield has a Benedicts' Club now, and I chose the motto for
+ it, 'Here the women cease from troubling and the wicked are at
+ rest:' so when you want a little peace and comfort you will
+ know where to come. My wife will have nothing less than her
+ love sent you; but I am all the same your friend, J. K."
+
+Having seen a certificate that New Orleans was entirely free from fever,
+"signed by all the medical men of eminence in the city," Sir Robert was
+determined not to be frightened out of his visit there altogether. But
+it was only November, and he did not wish to run any foolish risks, and
+the ladies were very nervous on this score. He was still undecided what
+course to take, when he one day picked up a paper and read an account of
+the Indian Territory that interested him beyond measure. In an hour he
+had got out his maps and time-tables and arranged to "put in a week" at
+Tahlequah, the Falls of St. Anthony, and the Mammoth Cave. As none of
+the party cared for the first except himself, he went there alone, and
+felt fully repaid for the effort. Great was his joy at finding "a purely
+Indian legislative body" and assisting at their deliberations, his
+lorgnon glued now to one chief and now to another. And then to talk to
+them, to get their "views," to sketch them, to have a copy of their
+constitution and laws and a newspaper in their own tongue and characters
+in which an affinity to the Egyptian, Arabic, Chinese, or any other
+might perhaps be traced! And then how full his letters to his friends in
+England were of his "visit to a Choctaw gentleman's plantation,--a most
+deeply interesting, well-educated man;" "the first-fruits of the new
+civilization;" "the opinion of a Seminole person on the Indian policy of
+the American government;" "the beauty of a young Chickasaw female" whom
+he had seen at one of the schools, and "the extraordinary progress made
+by some of the other scholars, showing that there is absolutely no limit
+to the intellectual development of the once-despised savage;" "the
+crystal clearness of the beautiful rivers, the lovely, fertile plains,
+framed by the Mozark Mountains, the balmy, delightful climate, and the
+brutality and wicked greed of an American of the lower class," who had
+told him that "the country was a million times too good for redskins,
+who ought all to be exterminated, as 'Indians was p'ison wherever
+found.'" And then, while the glow of this interest still flushed his
+mind, he took up the Mississippi River, which was a career in itself and
+beckoned him on to fresh conquests. He went up to the Falls of St.
+Anthony, which, after Niagara and the Yosemite, was accounted "tame and
+overrated" by Mrs. Sykes, but over which he pondered deeply. Before he
+left there the river had got a strong hold on his imagination that grew
+ever greater and greater. He spent all his time on the boat studying it.
+He talked to the pilot about it,--or rather made the pilot talk, and
+listened with all his ears; he took up the methods now practised for
+preventing the banks from caving in and forcing the Great Father to lie
+in the bed he has made, instead of driving honest folk out of theirs by
+scurvy turns and bends that break up thousands of homes. He drew
+diagrams of the pile-driving and wattling and willow mattrasses in the
+diary, with the improvements he thought advisable, and some very
+scientific suggestions by which the river could be made to checkmate
+itself, like an automaton chess-player. He hung over the guards
+continually, observing all that was to be observed, and recorded the
+same under separate headings, such as "currents," "velocity,"
+"flood-rises," with statistics without end showing that the
+carrying-trade of the great water highway would amount in 1950 to
+something so colossal that there is no room for it here, while a future
+for the cities that stud its banks was predicted that would satisfy
+their most ambitious citizens.
+
+His heart was not in Louisville nor in the Mammoth Cave, though he went
+over the first religiously and examined the latter carefully, collected
+specimens, and even thrilled faintly over an eyeless fish, which aroused
+considerable enthusiasm in Mr. Heathcote. He was not really himself
+until he was again on the river, doing a little dredging and sounding on
+his own account. At Cairo he expanded almost as much as his subject, and
+for a long while afterward was never weary of tracing the blue and
+yellow currents that fuse so reluctantly and imperfectly that out in the
+Gulf of Mexico, it is said, one comes upon patches of the Missouri of
+the most jaundiced, angry hue.
+
+The sombre majesty of the stream was quite lost upon Mrs. Sykes, who saw
+in it only "an ugly, wicked-looking river, with a lot of dirty-white
+villages along its mud banks." Her attention was given to the passengers
+and the clerk,--especially the latter. "A clerk that talks to the ladies
+in the cabin about literature and the dramar! Only fency!" she said to
+Miss Noel. "And such comical blackies, that the ladies call 'aunty,' and
+that call me 'honey' and 'child.' As like as not you'll see a snag
+coming up through the bottom of the boat presently, and you had better
+try one of the life-preservers on and see how it works; though, after
+all, we may be blown up instead. Of course we are racing. I am sure of
+it."
+
+"Dear, dear! How _very_ dreadful! How did you discover that? It should
+really be made known. I shall speak to the captain. I really can't
+consent to being _raced_ with," replied Miss Noel, who did not make
+sufficient allowance for Mrs. Sykes's love of the sensational. "Robert
+must call a meeting and protest, or something."
+
+She went to look for Sir Robert, whom she found walking about on deck.
+He had been reading all the afternoon, and his mind was full of La
+Salle, and De Soto, and poor Evangeline, so cruelly near to Gabriel and
+happiness once, only to drift away from both forever. So large was his
+grasp of any subject that the imaginative phases of a situation appealed
+to him as powerfully as the practical, and he was not the man to take
+the Mississippi without its associations, any more than he would have
+done the Hudson or the Sierras without Irving and Bret Harte. So now he
+was pacing backward and forward under the stars, thinking of these
+things, and in no mood for bearding the captain in his cabin; and,
+having calmed Miss Noel's fears, he stayed on deck until very late,
+enjoying his cigar and surroundings.
+
+When they got low enough down to come upon levees and see that the river
+was actually higher than the land, the questions of inundation,
+protection, blue-clay banks, dikes, sluices, crevasses, water-gates,
+sediment, currents, swept in upon Sir Robert, and he was still working
+at them when they reached New Orleans. Fresh interests and employments
+now awaited him, in which he was soon absorbed, head over ears. Like
+olives, New Orleans has a flavor of its own, so decided that it is
+impossible to be indifferent to it: one must either be very fond of it
+or dislike it heartily. It was soon evident that Sir Robert belonged to
+the first class and Mrs. Sykes to the second. Its brilliant blue skies,
+and sunshine, and warmth, the lovely flowers, the good opera and better
+restaurants, the infectious gayety of the people, as light about the
+heart as the heels, with enough Gallic quicksilver in their veins to
+give them a genius for being and looking happy, and, lastly, the warmth
+of his reception, and a hospitality as refined as limitless, delighted
+this most amiable of baronets. He had brought good letters, and was
+admitted to that inner Creole circle which few strangers see, and in
+which he found among the elders, as he said to Miss Noel, "the
+atmosphere of the Faubourg Saint-Germain,--a dignity like that of the
+period to which the Aglonbys belonged, with more grace and
+_savoir-faire_. And such wonderfully pretty girls, my dear Augusta,
+with eyes like sloes and skins like the petals of their own
+magnolia-blossoms. And I observe a sort of patriarchal tribal state of
+affairs among them,--grandparents, children, grandchildren, all living
+together in great numbers and perfect amity, apparently." Among the
+Americans of the city Sir Robert found much to interest him, and he went
+to visit their "sugar-estates," took down in black and white the
+astounding number of oranges that one tree is capable of producing, held
+conversations with many gentlemen about the emancipated slaves, and with
+many emancipated slaves about their late masters and present condition.
+And then was there not cotton, the machinery employed on rice-, sugar-,
+and cotton-plantations to "go, into"? to say nothing of the swamp-flora,
+the possible introduction of olives into Louisiana, and Voodooism to
+trace back to the Vaudois sorcerers of the fourteenth century and
+connect with the serpent-worship of some parts of Italy, where he had
+himself seen the peasants make their yearly procession with snakes
+wrapped about their necks, waists, and wrists? And was there not, too,
+serious business to be done? How could he secure and forward to England
+a few things that he must have, such as a gar alligator, a pair of
+mocking-birds, a Floridian flamingo, a ruby humming-bird, "a Texan
+horned frog, with a distinctly-developed tail, crustaceous, probably
+antediluvian, and credibly reported to live upon air," not to mention
+other treasures, and collections previously made, which must be shipped
+before he left? All this he finally accomplished, and was so pleased by
+his success that not even a letter from his Kalsing "solicitor," saying
+that his suit against the "Eagle" had been brought to trial and he had
+been awarded fifty cents damages, could greatly cloud the content he
+felt.
+
+Mrs. Sykes, meanwhile, was looking at everything through her own bit of
+yellow glass or London fog, and seeing only what her prepossessions
+would let her see through a medium that distorted and magnified every
+object. As the spittoons at the Capitol had seemed to her far bigger and
+more striking than the dome, so now the gutters of New Orleans made an
+immense impression upon her and affected her most painfully, although
+the Mississippi failed to impress her at all. The climate she found
+odious, the people spoke neither pure French nor good English, and many
+a fault besides she found, chiefly with what she politely termed "the
+Creowls," whom she was never tired of ridiculing as lazy, ignorant,
+effeminate, and morbidly conceited. She was not an ideal companion when
+they made an expedition into the lovely pastoral Tèche country, the
+Acadia of exiled Acadians and Eden of Louisiana, but her lack of
+enthusiasm did not damp the ardor of Sir Robert. Miss Noel thought it a
+beautiful country, but added that it looked "sadly damp, and as if it
+might be malarious," and insisted on "dear Ethel's" taking ten grains
+of quinine daily during their stay and wearing a potato in her
+pocket,--precautionary measures adopted by herself, and known to have
+nipped jungle-fever in the bud repeatedly in India, so she said. It
+seemed to Sir Robert's heated fancy that even Ethel praised this ideal
+spot but tepidly, and when she had started out of a revery three times
+with an "I beg pardon" while he was reading "Evangeline" to her under
+the shade of one of those noble oaks "from whose branches garlands of
+Spanish moss floated," fit monuments of the sorrowful maiden of
+ever-green memory, he put down the book impatiently, saying, "It is only
+the old that are young nowadays; I am boring you,"--a speech that made
+her blush guiltily, since she did not care to explain where her thoughts
+had wandered. He was not bored. The bayous were a fascinating novelty to
+him, the trees and fields and glades were eloquent to him, the simple
+French peasants who belong to the seventeenth century and by some
+miracle lead its idyllic life in the nineteenth interested him, and he
+could see Basil, Gabriel, and Father Félicien at every step.
+
+The next week found them on a steamer bound for Havana and New York,
+followed by friendly faces and good claret to the last, leaving three
+baskets of champagne and about a ton of flowers out of account. For an
+account of Havana, Matanzas, Spanish atrocities, Cuban exports, coolie
+slavery, and the like topics, the reader is respectfully referred to the
+book since published by Sir Robert,--"Eight Months in the United States,
+Cuba, and Canada,"--a work pronounced in critical quarters "the best
+book of travels in America ever published in England" (high praise,
+surely), though it attracted less general attention than a very spicy,
+entertaining volume by Mrs. Arundel Sykes, called "A Britisher among the
+Yankees," (to quote from another English journal) said to contain "a not
+very flattering picture of the life, society, and institutions of the
+Great Republic, which must be a true one, since it is so universally
+resented by the American press. People will cry out when they are hit,
+as every one knows."
+
+On arriving in New York our party went at once to Mr. Brown's, that
+gentleman being established there for the winter and having urged them
+to stay with him. Their idea was to sail for home almost immediately, as
+soon as Sir Robert had seen his friend General Bludyer, with whom he had
+some business and who was bringing out his two sons to establish them in
+America. But an unexpected delay occurred. On the day after their
+arrival, Mr. Heathcote ran up to his aunt's room to bid her good-by
+before taking himself off to Baltimore,--he had made a full confession
+to Sir Robert, and received much advice and counsel, together with a
+qualified approval of his plans and hopes,--and he found Miss Noel still
+in bed, although it was mid-day and she not the least punctual and
+energetic of her sex. In reply to his playful reproaches she replied
+that she was "feeling very, very queer," and he cheerfully assured her
+that she "had best stop in bed a day or two and all would be well,"
+after which he told her that he was not going back to England with the
+party, and, with a further remark to the effect that she "was looking
+awfully seedy," discovered that he was late for his train, was again
+pleasantly sure that she would "be all right soon," and hurried off to
+the station, well pleased to think that he should see Edith in a few
+hours. It is not always possible, however, for a woman to fulfil the
+optimistic predictions of her careless male relatives, and in a few
+hours Miss Noel was feeling really ill. "Who is your doctor, my dear?"
+she asked of Bijou, who had herself arranged and carried up a little
+tray of delicacies with which to tempt her. "How very sweet of you to
+trouble! Why did you not let Parsons do that? Do you know I am
+making myself quite wretched lest I should be sickening with
+something,--something serious? I must have a doctor at once. Would you
+kindly send for one, or, rather, tell Parsons where to go? I can't rest
+until I get the opinion of a medical man."
+
+"Now, don't you worry about _that_," said Bijou, bestowing an embrace
+upon her and then perching herself on the foot of the bed. "You are not
+going to be ill; and if you are, why, you are with friends who will take
+the best sort of care of you, that's all. I'll nurse you; and popper
+says I am just a natural-born nurse, if there ever was one. You can see
+the doctor if you want to, but most likely you will be a great deal
+better to-morrow."
+
+"But, my dear, suppose I should be worse? It would be too dreadful! I
+can't be ill in your house, you know," said Miss Noel disconsolately.
+
+"Why, why not?" queried Bijou, in surprise.
+
+"Why not? Can you ask why? Think of all the trouble I should be putting
+you to, the house upset, and the servants giving warning very likely,
+and all that. Oh, no! I hope and trust it is nothing; but if it should
+be serious I could not dream of putting you out like that," replied Miss
+Noel, with emphasis.
+
+"Why, do you mean to say that anybody would care for _that_, or think of
+the _trouble_, with a friend lying sick in their house? I never heard of
+such a thing," exclaimed Bijou, expressing the liveliest emotions of
+astonishment and contempt in face and voice. "Of course we don't want
+you to get sick, for your own sake; but if you do we'll do everything in
+this world to make you comfortable and cure you. And the house won't be
+upset at all; and we don't care a snap what the servants think. You must
+put that perfectly ridiculous idea right out of your head, and turn over
+and try to go to sleep."
+
+When the doctor came he looked grave even for a doctor, and felt it his
+duty to tell Miss Noel that she might have yellow fever. It was always
+to be had for the catching in Cuba, and her symptoms were suspicious,
+though he could not, of course, be positive. Here was a sensation. It
+was curious to see the effect this declaration had on the different
+members of the household. Sir Robert, after turning pale and saying "God
+bless my soul! you don't mean it," to the doctor, rallied from the shock
+as soon as he had left the house, and refused to believe anything of the
+kind, talked about "the art conjectural," and did all he could to
+impress this view on Miss Noel, who promptly gave herself up as lost,
+told him that she had made her will "before leaving town for the North"
+the year before, asked that her body might be "taken back to dear old
+England," if this could be done without risk to others, and begged that
+she might be "sent straight away to the hospital" and no one allowed to
+come in contact with her meanwhile. Bijou, Ethel, and Parsons stoutly
+refused to be hustled out of her room, declaring that they had already
+been exposed to the danger, if danger there was, and protested that they
+were ready to nurse her through anything. Mr. Brown, coming home to
+dinner, was horrified as by some impiety to hear it proposed that Miss
+Noel should go to a hospital. "Admitting, for the sake of argument,"
+said this ever-judicial host, "that the doctor is right, what follows?
+Why, that Miss Noel will require great care, and, humanly speaking, will
+incur additional risk in leaving my house. I cannot dream of allowing
+it. My married daughter has taken her children to see their grandmother;
+there are only Bijou and myself to be considered, and neither of us has
+any fear of the disease, or, indeed, any great belief in the reality of
+the danger. I cannot think of letting a guest, and that guest a stranger
+here, go to a public place of the kind and commit herself to hired
+nurses. Oh, no! That is out of the question."
+
+"I never heard of such a thing,--never. It would be perfectly shameful!"
+protested Bijou afresh. And so Sir Robert was overruled, and, much
+touched by this view of the matter, tried to express thanks on behalf of
+Miss Noel, bungled out a few short phrases, very different from his
+usually fluent utterances, shook Mr. Brown's hand heartily, sat down
+with a very red face, and then started up and dismissed the carriage,
+which, pending this decision, had been waiting at the door.
+
+It chanced that Mrs. Sykes had been out for some hours that day, and had
+then come back and gone into the library, where she spent some time in
+writing to the friends who had entertained her in Central New York. She
+had just finished putting up the morning paper for them containing a
+full and carefully-marked account of the defalcation and disappearance
+of a bank-president in Delaware in whom she recognized the brother of
+her former hostess, when Ethel looked in at the door and said, "Oh, you
+are here," and, coming forward, gave her the dreadful news. It was well
+that this final mark of her gratitude and graceful interest was complete
+down to the very postage-stamp, for after this Mrs. Sykes had no time
+for delicate attentions.
+
+"Stand off! good heavens! Don't come near me. Get away!" she shrieked,
+and for once every particle of color left her face. The next moment she
+rushed up-stairs to her room, put on her bonnet and cloak in a flash,
+and, without farewells of any kind, or thought of so much as her darling
+Bobo, left the house immediately. She went first, and that as fast as
+her feet could carry her, to the nearest druggist's, where she invested
+lavishly in disinfectants and hung innumerable camphor-bags about her
+person. From there she went to the nearest hotel, from which she wrote
+to the Browns, giving instructions about her luggage, which she said
+must be packed by Parsons and sent over to England, to be unpacked at
+Liverpool, for fear of infection, by "a person" whom she would engage.
+She then took the first steamer leaving New York, and when she got on
+board gave vent to a perfectly sincere and devout exclamation, "Thank
+heaven, I have done with America!" From Liverpool she wrote back a
+lively account of the passage, and expressed the deepest interest in
+"dear Miss Noel," about whom she had been "quite wretched," but who she
+"hoped was doing nicely by this time and would make a good recovery."
+She also hoped, and even more earnestly, that "dearest Bobo was not
+being neglected in the general hubbub, and given his biscuits without
+their being properly soaked first, and his chicken in great pieces, not
+carefully minced," and begged that every care should be taken of him,
+imploring that everybody would remember that "_hot_ milk invariably made
+the poor dear ill." She also sent Bijou a small and particularly hideous
+pin-cushion, which she said had been made for the Ashantee Bazaar by the
+Grand Duchess of Aufstadt.
+
+The defection of Mrs. Sykes was not greatly deplored by anybody, but it
+was deeply resented by Parsons, who it is to be feared was not as
+devoted to Bobo as his mistress expected.
+
+"I'm not one to run away,--not if it was lions and tigers,--like
+_some_," she remarked; "but if hever I get back to the hold country I'll
+go down on my bended knees, if it's in the very cab at Liverpool, and
+thank 'eaven I'm at 'ome again; which I 'ope I may live to see it."
+
+Happily, Miss Noel did not have yellow fever. Unhappily, she had _a_
+fever, if not the dreaded one, and was ill for several weeks,--so ill
+that it seemed at one time as though she had done with travelling-days.
+Anxious weeks these for Ethel and Sir Robert and Mr. Heathcote, trying
+ones for Bijou, who had at last found "a rational occupation." For it
+was she who, with Parsons's help, nursed Miss Noel faithfully, tenderly,
+efficiently, Ethel being a most willing coadjutress, but sadly out of
+place in a sick-room. The skill, the self-reliance, and the
+unselfishness that Bijou showed surprised even those who knew her best,
+and quite endeared her to Sir Robert.
+
+"That girl is one in a thousand," he said to Ethel more than once; "and
+I was such a wiseacre that I thought her a useless, spoiled creature who
+would never be anything but a domestic fetich. I shall ask her pardon,
+when I get the chance, for having so shamefully underrated and
+misjudged her. Could there be a kinder family? If Augusta had been a
+near and dear relative they could scarcely have shown more solicitude.
+Every luxury, every kindness that the most thoughtful affection could
+have suggested has been lavished on her. Everything has been
+subordinated to the one object,--her recovery,--and all their ordinary
+pursuits, amusements, occupations, cheerfully laid aside, apparently as
+a mere matter of course. At least, they disclaim the idea of sacrifice;
+and in all that they have done there has been nothing perfunctory. If
+they have merely been performing what they considered a duty, I must say
+that they have had the grace and innate good breeding to make it appear
+that it was a pleasure. Just so."
+
+Miss Noel had been down-stairs on the sofa for three days, having been
+officially pronounced convalescent, when who should walk in upon her but
+the Ketchums,--Mabel serene and smiling, and Job in a state of evident
+satisfaction and radiant good humor.
+
+"Well, now, this is something like. Up and dressed, and looking
+first-rate for an invalid," he called out from the door, and then,
+advancing, took one of her thin hands with much gentleness, and said,
+"Getting well, ain't you? That's right. I am so glad. Creepin' through
+mercy, eh? as Father Root used to say."
+
+Mabel slipped into a seat near Miss Noel, and, after some inquiries
+about Sir Robert, Ethel, and the Browns, told her what concern they had
+felt about her illness. "Husband telegraphed constantly to know how you
+were going on; but the replies were often most unsatisfactory; and it is
+so very nice to see you up again. You will soon be about, and the
+sea-voyage will set you up wonderfully. That puts me in mind of--Tell
+her, husband; show her."
+
+Thus stimulated, Mr. Ketchum drew out an enormous pocket-book, stuffed
+full of papers, and attacked it rather than looked through it, drew out
+a handful of letters, bills, memorandums, tore up several, crushed
+others back into his case, walked swiftly into the hall, and came back
+triumphantly with his over-coat on his arm and a sheet of foolscap in
+his hand.
+
+"Dear, dear, husband, you should not mess about like this," said Mabel,
+"littering up the carpet."
+
+She would have picked up the bits of paper, but he interfered. "Here!
+I'll do that, Daisy; sit down. Daisy's occupation in the next world,
+Miss Noel, is going to be sweeping all the dirty clouds out of the sky,
+and polishing up the harps and crowns, and telling the small angels not
+to leave the ivory gates ajar, for fear of draughts, and to be sure and
+put their buckets and spades away tidily when they have done digging in
+the golden sands, and not to get over-heated and fall ill, because they
+can't die and have got nowhere to go. Now, look at this" (getting up
+from his knees and holding up the foolscap, which was covered with
+drawings of some mechanical contrivance): "I got thinking about you one
+day and your illness, and that you ought to stay on deck all you could,
+and to have the right kind of chair, and suddenly this idea hit me right
+on the head, and I got out my pencil and started in on it. And here it
+is. This is only the rough draught, you understand."
+
+With growing enthusiasm he explained all the details, while Mabel looked
+intently and respectfully at the paper he held, and interjected admiring
+comments: "Isn't it a most wonderful thing? and wasn't it clever of
+husband to think of it?--but, then, he is always thinking of things.
+Husband has got such a surprising talent for invention, and grasps an
+idea at once."
+
+"Oh, no, I haven't. I think I could have found out the way to my mouth
+as soon as any other baby, that's all. But this is a lucky hit. I am
+going to have it patented. It's a first-rate thing. This is the way you
+lash it to the mast when you want to; and when you want to move about
+you let down the rollers and fasten them with this hook, and go where
+you please. Twenty-seven changes of position. Why, you can read, eat,
+sleep, ride, get married, run for Congress, die, and be buried in that
+chair, if you want to!" he said, by way of final recommendation.
+
+"Thank you, but I don't wish to die. I would rather live," said Miss
+Noel, laughing cheerfully for the first time since her illness. "And did
+you really design it for me? How very kind! I must really try to get it
+worked out, if you think it will answer, as of course you do."
+
+"Oh, don't you bother your head about that," he replied. "I worked it
+all out one night, and set a smart carpenter at it the next morning
+before breakfast. And it's a perfect success. And I've got it down at
+the hotel, ready for you. I'm coming up here to put you in it and take
+you down to the steamer myself."
+
+Sir Robert and Mr. Heathcote now came in (the latter having returned
+from Baltimore an affianced man), and Ethel and Bijou followed, and
+everybody was delighted to see everybody else; and they had so much to
+talk about that Sir Robert almost forgot that he was engaged to preside
+over a children's dinner-party at the house of an intimate friend of the
+De Witts. He hurried off, though; and never had he "looked into" ten
+more charming little faces than brightened on his arrival. The way in
+which he radiated good humor, intelligence, benevolence, told stories
+and jokes that kept the little company shouting with laughter, and
+finally rose and got off an impromptu piece of doggerel with exactly ten
+verses, and each child's name and some peculiarity brought out in a way
+to convulse even mammas and the maids, was as indescribable as
+delightful. I am not sure that he did not enjoy it more than any of the
+grand entertainments that he had been asked to; and as for the children,
+they remember it to this day, although they are on the verge of
+young-ladyhood and at college now and have very serious demands made on
+their memories.
+
+After a pleasant little interval of reunion and various diversions, the
+day came at last for our English people to leave the country. What they
+felt about this necessity was well expressed for them by Sir Robert in
+the last letter that he wrote before going on the steamer.
+
+"I am glad to turn my face toward the old land, which must always seem
+to me the best of all lands," he said; "but I take with me the
+pleasantest memories of the new. It has been a constant surprise and
+pleasure to me to find how like they are to each other in all
+essentials, greatly as they often seem to differ on the surface. I have
+had a most interesting and delightful tour. Such opportunities of
+observation as have come in my way, and such authentic information as I
+have been able to lay hold of, I have tried to make the most of; but in
+so short a time I could not do more than glean in a field that offers a
+rich harvest to more fortunate travellers. From the moment of landing
+until now I have been made the recipient of a hospitality too generous
+and too flattering to be appropriated to myself in my individual
+capacity. I must either set it down to the good will which Americans
+feel toward England when not irritated and repelled by the insolent and
+overbearing among us,--who have done more to make a breach between the
+two peoples than you would fancy, and inflicted wounds that all the
+ambassadors and public-dinner fine speeches cannot heal,--or to that
+true politeness which Americans observe in the most casual relations,
+and the immense, apparently inexhaustible kindness which it is their
+habit to show to strangers. I find in them a certain spontaneity and
+affectionateness that has quite won my heart."
+
+To the credit of Mr. Ketchum be it said that if Miss Noel had been made
+of cobwebs she could have been safely transported in his invention to
+the steamer. This feat was comfortably achieved, at all events, and Mr.
+Ketchum, having superintended it, left Miss Noel in the chair on deck;
+and there were kisses and embraces between the ladies, a hurried rush to
+the wharf, and the steamer moved out, with Miss Noel crying softly, and
+saying, "Dear, dear Bijou! Dear America! How good they have been to me!"
+and Ethel and Sir Robert hanging over the side; and ashore the Browns,
+the doctor, Mr. Heathcote, the De Witts, and Mr. Ketchum and Mabel
+looking earnestly at them and waving their adieux.
+
+"You'll find a couple of barrels of pecans at your place. I forgot to
+tell you. Good-by! good-by! Call again!" shouted Mr. Ketchum. And then,
+turning to his wife, he said, "Don't you wish you were going home, too?"
+
+Mabel stopped to straighten little Jared Ponsonby's hat and settle his
+curls, somewhat disordered by the wind from the river. Then she turned a
+face full of sweet content toward her husband; her simple and serious
+look met his twinkling, bantering one for a moment. "No, dearest," she
+said, as she took his arm and walked away. "You know that I don't. You
+are my home."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Ketchums went back to Fairfield, and spent the two years that
+followed very happily and quite uneventfully in that simple round of
+duties and pleasures which the foolish find so dull and the wise would
+not exchange for any other. And not the least agreeable feature of this
+life was what was known as "the English letters," although this really
+included books, music, photographs, sketches, and a great variety of
+things, from the J. pens that came for Mrs. Vane and the larding-needles
+that housewifely Mabel had coveted that she might "set a proper fowl
+before husband," up to packages of a disgraceful size and bulk addressed
+to Mr. Ketchum in Sir Robert's hand. Sir Robert was a regular and
+delightful correspondent; Miss Noel and Ethel were equally kind about
+writing; Mrs. Sykes sent a very characteristic epistle or two to the
+family after her return, and then let "silence like a poultice" come to
+heal the blows she had inflicted.
+
+"What do you hear from that idiotic young Ramsay?" "How is Ramsay
+opening the American oyster?" "What of poor Mr. Ramsay?" "Is Mr. Ramsay
+coming back to England?" were questions often asked by these
+correspondents; and Mr. Ketchum was able to give some account of that
+fascinating fortune-seeker.
+
+Mr. Ramsay wrote to him occasionally, which was the more flattering
+because he repeatedly said in these productions that he "hated doing a
+letter most tremendously," and very truly remarked that "the worst of it
+is that you've got to be thinking what to say, which is an awful bore,
+and ten to one the pen is bad, and spelling takes a lot out of you if
+you are not used to looking up the words." Whether, "not being a
+literary chap," he would have written to Mr. Ketchum at all had not the
+Ketchum and Brown properties marched and the two families been good
+friends is one of those nice questions which it is hard to decide. His
+letters were headed "Out in the Bush" at first, and were full of the
+adventures and amusements that his novel surroundings afforded him. Then
+came more sober epistles from "The Ranch," with a good deal in them
+about "these dirty brutes of Mexicans and ignorant cowboys," the long,
+dull days, the doubts that had begun to agitate him as to the
+possibility of getting the millions that had seemed almost within his
+grasp in London out of "old Brown's farm." Finally, after a long
+silence, Job got a letter one day, written in pencil, that betrayed the
+deepest depression and most utter disgust. He had "come an awful cropper
+from a mustang," and been laid up for three months; his money was all
+gone; he could get nothing to do. "I tried to get a clerkship in a
+'country store' before I got my fall," he explained, "though if I have
+got to that I had better go back to England, where those fellows get a
+half-holiday on Saturdays and lots of bank holidays, and are in
+civilization at least. Perhaps if the governor saw me with a quill
+behind my ear, or riding down to the city on top of a 'bus, smoking a
+pipe, he'd do something for me for the honor of the family. But he's in
+a beastly humor now, and wouldn't send me a fiver to save my life. He
+says that I'm not worth my salt anywhere, and that he washes his hands
+of me. And Bill has taken to patronizing me so tremendously that I'd
+starve rather than ask his help. So I must just stick it out here, I
+suppose, unless you meant what you said when we parted, and will help me
+to get back home, where I have friends, a brother-in-law especially, an
+awfully good sort of fellow, that would stick to a fellow through thick
+and thin, no matter what other fellows said of him. There's a lot of
+'fellows' in this last sentence, but I never was a clever fellow--I had
+better stop. I am getting worse mixed up than ever."
+
+Mr. Ketchum's reply to this was a short, cordial, hearty note, enclosing
+a check for five hundred dollars, telling Mr. Ramsay to draw upon him
+for more if he needed it, bidding him keep "a stiff upper lip," and
+advising him to stop at Fairfield _en route_ to England and see if there
+wasn't some better way out of his difficulties. About two weeks after
+this Mr. Ramsay walked into Mr. Ketchum's office and almost wrung his
+hand off, "Awfully kind of you," "awfully glad to see you," "awfully
+good news to tell you," was poured out as in one breath by the bronzed,
+thin, but still beautiful Englishman, whose illness had given a last and
+quite irresistible charm of spirituality to his handsome face.
+
+"Sit down, man, and tell us all about it," said Mr. Ketchum, when he had
+given him an embrace half real, half theatrical. "Delighted to see
+_you_, if it comes to that."
+
+"Here's that check you sent me," said Mr. Ramsay, going straight to his
+point, as usual. "I never got it cashed, because I got by the very same
+post good news from England. My great-aunt Maxwell is dead at Bath and
+has left me all her money, twenty thousand pounds. Isn't it the luckiest
+fluke that ever was? But all the same it is a kindness that I shan't
+forget. You are an awfully good sort to have done it. Most fellows would
+have seen me in Halifax first, you know. And if ever you want a friend
+you'll know where to find him, that's all. Only fancy all this money
+falling in when I hadn't a penny and was in perfect despair! Such luck!
+And such a fluke, as I have said. You see, it was all to have been
+Bill's. He has always been my aunt's favorite, though at first it was to
+have been divided between us; only when I was a little chap I blew off
+the tail of her parrot with a bunch of fire-crackers. Haw! haw! haw! I
+was never allowed there afterward, and she hated the very name of me.
+She and Bill have hit it off together so well that he never had the
+least fear of me stepping in. But on last Valentine's Day it seems that
+she got an awfully cocky, cheeky valentine of an old maid putting on a
+wig and painting her face, and it had the Stoke-Pogis post-mark, and she
+took it into her head that Bill had sent it, flew into a most awful
+rage, and sent for her solicitor and changed her will. And then, most
+fortunate thing, she died that night, and couldn't make another."
+
+"Well, you are a doting nephew, upon my word," said Job.
+
+"It is no use of me being a hypocrite and going about looking cut up and
+pretending that I am sorry when I am not," replied Mr. Ramsay. "I
+haven't seen her for years, and she was nasty to me even when I was a
+child, and she was a regular old cat, and no good to herself or anybody
+else. I don't see why I should pull a long face and turn crocodile
+because she made me her heir to spite Bill, though it comes in most
+beautifully for me. I don't mean to keep it all, though I could swell it
+considerably if I did. It would be a dirty thing to do, for Bill has
+been brought up to expect it and didn't send the valentine at all. I
+shall go halves with him; that seems fair all round." Mr. Ketchum agreed
+with him, and Mr. Ramsay went on to make further confidences, in which
+it appeared that he still cared for Miss Brown, and had "thought an
+awful lot about her," and now rejoiced to find himself in a position to
+address her if she was still free. Tom Price, coming in, could scarcely
+announce that the buggy was at the door for goggling at Mr. Ramsay. The
+two men drove rapidly out to Fairfield, talking all the way, and Mr.
+Ramsay stared very hard at the Brown mansion and grounds, and got a
+pretty welcome from Mabel that warmed his heart not a little. What he
+said to Bijou in an interview that evening of four hours is no business
+of ours.
+
+It began after quite formal greetings with, "Do you know that you are
+looking most awfully well, Miss Brown?" on his part.
+
+"You didn't dream that I cared for you, did you?" said Bijou toward its
+close, anxious to reassure herself upon a point that had made the last
+two years a bitterness to her.
+
+"Oh, yes, I did. I twigged that long ago," replied he. "That is why I
+cut my stick so suddenly. I couldn't support a wife then, and I wasn't
+goin' to be thought a fortune-hunter, you know." It must have been that
+he was forgiven the sentimental blunder that is worse than a crime,--a
+want of frankness,--or how else could they have been married in six
+weeks and sailed for England? Mr. Alfred Brown, being in California, did
+not witness this ceremony, but Mr. Ketchum did, and "a large and
+fashionable company of the _élite_ of Kalsing" (_vide_ the local paper).
+And did not Mr. Ketchum give the groom a pair of trotting-horses that
+afterward attracted much attention in Hyde Park? and did not Mr. Brown
+present the bride with a considerable fortune on her wedding-day, which
+her husband insisted should be set apart for her exclusive use and
+control?
+
+"Haven't you got any other name than Bijou?" he said to her. "That is a
+most absurd name. Bijou Ramsay. What will my people say?"
+
+"I was baptized Ellen," said she, "but I have never been called that."
+
+"Ellen? A nice, sensible name. I shall call you that," he replied, and
+kept his word.
+
+And so the immigrant, who thought he had left England forever, went
+home in a little while and is living there now in inglorious ease and
+somewhat enervating luxury, while Mr. Heathcote, who thought that he was
+coming out for a short visit and couldn't possibly live out of England,
+is already more than half an American, a successful, practical farmer,
+and, it may be added, a happy man. "Heart's Content" has been
+renaissanced, papered, tiled, _portièred_, utterly transformed, and is
+thought quite a show-place now and much admired; but there are some
+persons who liked it better when it was only an old-fashioned Virginian
+home, before their mahogany majesties the old furniture, and those
+courtly commoners Anne Buller and her brothers, had been swept away with
+all the other cumbering antiquities.
+
+Sir Robert is now looking into the military, monastic, and baronial
+architecture of the mediæval period on the Continent, and goes next year
+to Japan to begin the exhaustive researches which are to culminate in
+his next book, the "Lives of the Mikados."
+
+ F. C. BAYLOR.
+
+[THE END.]
+
+
+
+
+THE TRUTH ABOUT DOGS.
+
+
+I am about to do a very unpopular thing,--namely, to write realistically
+about the dog and to protest mildly against the extravagant and
+sentimental way of writing about him which has become so fashionable and
+which threatens to make him a veritable fetich. The intolerance of his
+worshippers has already attained a height of dogmatism (the pun is
+hardly a conscious one) which is truly theologic. I have been made
+aware, when expressing dissent or a low measure of faith, of an
+ill-concealed scorn, such as curls the lip of a Boston liberal or lights
+the eye of a "Hard-Shell" or a Covenanter when any one ventures to
+differ from him.
+
+The theory is gravely advanced of a dog heaven,--not confined to the
+poor Indian, whose paradise consists of happy hunting-grounds, where, of
+course, he will need his faithful hound to keep him company. The main
+argument of white men is generally found to be the superiority of canine
+virtue over the human. Whether the word "cynic" originates from a
+similar source I will not undertake to say; but I have more than half a
+suspicion that such talk proceeds rather from a prejudice against men
+than a genuine enthusiasm for dogs. This was doubtless the feeling of
+the Frenchman who said, "_Plus je connais l'homme, plus je préfère le
+chien._" As to any argument drawn from the need of compensation
+elsewhere for privation endured on earth, however it might hold
+concerning the ancient dog, there is no foundation for the claim now;
+for verily the modern dog hath his portion in this life,--and a double
+one, too.
+
+I am impelled by no fanatical zeal, and have no creed or cult of my own
+to vindicate. I am influenced only by a noble love of truth and a
+sublime sense of duty in arraying myself with the despised
+minority,--perhaps I may say by a sense of fair play for the "under
+dog." I do not ask the _kynolatrist_ to "call off his dogs" altogether:
+I merely ask him to allow those who do not share his enthusiasm to pass
+by on the other side without his setting the dogs upon them. I would
+recall to the sentimentalist who goes on repeating his stock phrases
+and, perhaps, like Mr. Winkle, pretending an enthusiasm which he does
+not feel, the wholesome advice of Dr. Johnson, "Sir, free your mind of
+cant." Canon Farrar tells of a gentleman who was seated in the
+smoking-room of an English hotel when a dog entered. He became violently
+agitated, so that a waiter had to bend over and whisper to him, "It's a
+real dog." The poor fellow was subject to a form of delirium tremens
+which caused him to see imaginary dogs. I fear the disease is epidemic
+and is on the increase. I would kindly recall the public mind to the
+real dog. At least, I would suggest that the other side be heard; for
+those who have had most to say on the subject seem to me to exhibit a
+one-sided habit of mind, analogous to the manner of running observable
+in their favorites.
+
+It is difficult to trace the origin of this new theology, the apotheosis
+of the Dog. It is certainly altogether un-Biblical. The whole tenor of
+Scripture is decidedly uncomplimentary to the species. It is even
+proclaimed as a new commandment, "Beware of dogs." They are everywhere
+presented as the symbol of all that is unclean, noisy, greedy, and
+dangerous. The nearest to a compliment I can find is the saying that "a
+living dog is better than a dead lion." The only good deed recorded of
+them is that of licking the wounds of poor Lazarus. When Hazael would
+express in the strongest terms his incapability of the most shocking
+conduct, he asks, "Is thy servant a dog, that he should do this thing?"
+Job seems to have felt that he could say nothing more scathing of
+certain persons who derided him than that "their fathers I would have
+disdained to set with the dogs of my flock." Instead of a dog heaven, we
+are told that one of the bright distinctions and blessed securities of
+the New Jerusalem will be that "without are dogs."
+
+Nor would it seem to be a religion of nature. I find little, if any,
+more respect shown to the species in mythology,--the nearest to an
+apotheosis being the assignment of the janitorship of hell to a dog with
+three heads. Egyptian mythology found it convenient to have a dog-headed
+man--Anubis--as the attendant of Isis and Osiris. The _cynocephali_
+whom the Egyptians venerated were more properly baboons: so that their
+dog heaven, one might say, was only such on its face.
+
+Language is the amber which preserves the thought of man. We need not
+dig far into the etymological strata to be impressed by the unenviable
+place which the dog has made for himself in the tradition and experience
+of our race. The name itself, and still more its variations, such as
+cur, hound, puppy, and whelp, are anything but complimentary when
+applied to mankind; and its derivatives, such as "dogged" and
+"doggerel," are not of dignified suggestion. And, mark you, these
+associations with the names do not seem to "let go," any more than the
+dog itself from his bone.
+
+The dog slipped into literature at a very early date after the Fall, but
+slunk about with his tail between his legs, as it were, and was kicked
+and cursed with entire unanimity. It is difficult to say just when his
+dogship began to stand up on his hind legs in literature. He has little
+or no classical standing. The dog of Ulysses is, I believe, a solitary
+instance. Shakespeare's "view" comes out in Lear's climacteric
+execration of his "dog-hearted daughters." Sir Henry Holland once lost a
+bet of a guinea owing to his failure to find a dog kindly spoken of by
+Shakespeare. Milton for the most part sublimely passes them by, except
+to embellish his "portress at hell's gate" with a canine appendix.
+Goethe's aversion to them is well known. Old Dr. Watts is an authority
+on moral traits, and the best word he has for them is that "dogs delight
+to bark and bite, for 'tis their nature to."
+
+Let it not be supposed that I altogether endorse this apparent
+conspiracy of the ages to give the dog a bad name,--always supposing
+that he did not himself furnish the bad name to literature. I am not
+impervious to advanced thought, and I like to see fair play. When a dog
+is down, and everybody is down on him, he ought to be let up. It is no
+wonder that a reaction set in, as will always be the case in extremes,
+and, as usual, to the opposite extreme. English literature experienced
+about the beginning of this century an invasion of shepherd kings, such
+as Walter Scott, Christopher North, the Ettrick Shepherd, and the like,
+who brought with them a great gust of outdoor air, and with it a
+renaissance of the dog. But the great apostle of the new movement was
+the late Dr. John Brown, of Edinburgh, whose famous "Rab and his
+Friends" has inoculated the reading public with something which might be
+called a species of _rabies_. This charming writer reminds me of certain
+gentle inhabitants of the asylum, who have so identified themselves in
+imagination with dogs that they greet you with a bark.
+
+We owe a debt of gratitude to these amiable enthusiasts for their
+demurrers to the one-sided verdict of history and for their discoveries
+of exceptional dogs and of exceptional traits in the canine character.
+For are we not bidden, "if there be _any_ virtue, and if there be any
+praise," to "think on these things"?
+
+We do think of them, and we are grateful. We do not, to be sure, find
+ourselves starting off incontinently to the dog-fancier's in order to
+present our wife with a poodle or to transform our quiet premises into a
+howling wilderness, but we think better of the world as a place to live
+in, and we have a higher sense of the charity and patience of human
+nature. Nevertheless, while yielding to none in my tender feeling for
+dear Dr. Brown and his gentle fellow-kynophilists, I am not prepared to
+obey the new commandment which this new canine gospel inculcates, "Love
+me, love my dog."
+
+Probably my personal acquaintance with the species has been unfortunate,
+but I have not happened to meet with these superhuman creatures. I once
+tried, in my extreme childhood, to make a pet of a Newfoundland pup of
+high degree; but the little brute sickened and killed himself one day by
+eating a mess of the foulest refuse. In the village where I lived there
+was a crabbed little hump-backed tailor, whose house and shop were on a
+corner, and with him lived a vicious yellow bull-dog. It was a question
+which was the most unpopular and the most obnoxious _bête noire_ with
+the villagers. We boys took a fearful delight in stealthily approaching
+the little tailor's back door in the evening, and then, with a sudden
+shout, taking to our heels around the corner, whereat the yellow fiend
+would burst out after us, with "Bunky" close behind.
+
+The only other dog in our village of which I have any recollection was a
+great animal, facetiously known as a watch-dog, whose mission it was to
+lie in wait behind the house of the man he owned, and, as soon as he
+heard a step upon the gravel walk or the tinkle of the door-bell, to
+dart out upon the intruder with a howl and a spring. The result was that
+one day my father, the most quiet and respectable of men, in attempting
+to pay a friendly visit, was set upon, knocked down, throttled, and, but
+for timely rescue, would probably have fallen a victim to the habits of
+this hospitable mansion. And from that day he left his friends to their
+preference of companions. My own experiences of the premises were such
+that I followed for once the paternal example, in giving them a wide
+berth.
+
+My social footsteps have always been guided by a knowledge of the
+kennel, as well as of the house. Even as the pastor of a human flock, I
+confess that I have many a time stood at men's gates balancing the
+question of duty or safety before I girded up a martyr spirit and
+resolved to enter. Not that I loved the sheep and lambs less, but that I
+hated their growling, leaping, four-footed favorites more.
+
+It is not a mere question of wisdom or of taste, this prevalence and
+idolatry of dogs. If it were only an amiable weakness, and a matter
+affecting the person indulging it, some such form of image-worship as
+the rage for bric-à-brac and old china, I should not take the trouble to
+enter my protest. But hath not a dog teeth? Hath not a dog great, dirty
+paws, a venomous and fiery tongue, and a throat which is the organ of
+all discords? Hath he not feet which can carry his unpleasantnesses
+into other people's presence, perhaps deposit them on your lap, or cause
+you to stumble and be offended and made weak by standing in your way? An
+ideal dog, a china dog, a dog behind a picture-frame, the dog of
+literature, are not without their æsthetic side,--are certainly things
+to be let alone. But the realistic, vigorously vital, intrusively
+affectionate, or faithfully suspicious dog can no more be "let alone"
+than could Mr. Jefferson Davis and his rebellious States once upon a
+time, for the simple reason that he will not let us alone. It is as
+curious an exhibition of human nature to note the surprise which always
+seizes the owner when one of these "faithful" creatures bites any of his
+friends and neighbors as is the proverbial incapacity of the householder
+to admit the existence of malaria on his premises. A little friend of
+mine who can hardly toddle, while visiting with his parents, was
+recently sprung upon by a great house-dog and bitten seriously in the
+cheek. And the philosophical explanation, which ought to have been
+highly satisfactory, was, "The dog dislikes children, but has never been
+known to hurt grown people"!
+
+I have alluded to the testimony of Scripture concerning dogs. Herein, at
+least, Science is in accord with Revelation. It tells us that there is
+nothing in the osteology of this family (_Canidæ_) to distinguish the
+domestic dog from the wolf or fox or jackal. His "brain-cavity is
+small," his strong point being "his powerful muscles of mastication."
+His "sense of taste is dull and coarse." He is "not as cleanly in his
+habits as the cat." He is "not courageous in proportion to his
+strength." Let me illustrate this last point by what I saw this
+afternoon. A dog about as large and strong as a young lion was barking
+vigorously behind a low fence at a cat, who sat serenely on the other
+side, meeting his Bombastes Furioso plunges at the intervening pickets
+with a contemptuous hiss and an occasional buffet with her claw upon his
+muzzle. I have yet to see a dog that dares attack my goat of a year
+old, except when he is harnessed to his wagon. They are not, however,
+afraid of sheep. And they are much more clear in their minds about
+attacking children than strong men with clubs. A man is safe before them
+in proportion as he is not in fear. They know a coward at once, with all
+a coward's instinct.
+
+Another little peculiarity of this family in all its branches is the
+hydrophobia, an accomplishment which they are very generous in
+imparting, and which is to be taken into account in estimating their
+usefulness.
+
+Cuvier, however, puts forward the ingenious claim--worthy of the Buckle
+and Taine type of scientific speculators, who are never so happy as when
+they think they have accounted for the world without the hypothesis of a
+God, and who naturally catch at an opportunity of reading that name
+backward (or the name Dog backward, whichever you like)--that "the dog
+was necessary to the establishment of human society." This startling
+dogma of the new kynolatry is a good illustration of the way in which
+this class of theorists persist in putting the cart before the horse.
+The truth is that man was necessary to the establishment of canine
+society. Except as human skill and patience subdued, trained, and
+developed the dog, the latter was incapable of rising, and was one of
+man's most dangerous foes,--the fox robbing his hen-roosts and
+grape-vines, the wolf eating him and his children, and the jackal and
+hyena picking his bones and rifling his grave. The same ridiculous claim
+of being the corner-stone of human society has been made by some
+wiseacre in behalf of the goat. The plain truth is that only one animal
+can justly lay claim to such a distinction. At the threshold of human
+society and civilization lies the slimy figure of the snake, who
+persuaded man to purchase knowledge at the cost of innocence, a lesson
+which has been learned by heart and been worked out in all the "history
+of civilization," for verily "the trail of the serpent is over it
+still."
+
+Few persons realize the comparative un-worth of the dog. There is even a
+hazy notion in most minds that he is to be classed with the horse, the
+cow, the sheep, and the gentle swine, that he is entitled to lift up his
+voice with the morn-saluting cock, or to roam with the mouse-disturbing
+cat, or with that patient pair, the harnessed billy- and the lactiferous
+nanny-goat.[A] Hence an enormous revenue is required for his support.
+For example, we are told that "the dogs in Iowa eat enough annually to
+feed a hundred thousand workmen, and cost the State nine million
+dollars, or double the education of all its children." I should like to
+know how many of these costly and pampered creatures earn their salt.
+They toil not, they spin not, they contribute neither food nor wool nor
+"power." There are extreme cases where they have proved serviceable for
+defence and special purposes. The Laplanders are forced to make shift
+with them in default of better draught-animals. There was a time when
+the dogs of St. Bernard were a great convenience to the philanthropic
+monks,--who, by the way, never received one-hundredth part of the credit
+which has been lavished by the sentimentalists upon their half-automaton
+assistants. The slave-hunters have found the race still more serviceable
+for their ends. On great moors and lonely mountains and in the
+exigencies of frontier-life, the shepherd, the hunter, and the pioneer
+have turned them to account.
+
+Far be it from me to disparage their assistance in these exceptional
+instances and in others which might be named. The dog, like the bull or
+the frogs of Egypt, is good in his place. But it does not follow that we
+should have a bull in every door-yard, nor that it was an advantage to
+the land of Egypt to be covered with frogs in-doors and out. The notion
+that a dog is needful for defence in settled, civilized communities is
+on a par with the delusion that a man is safer for carrying a loaded
+pistol, more harm being done to honest people, and even to those of them
+who resort to fire-arms, than to their enemies. One needs only to
+consider the dogs of one's own neighborhood and compare the number of
+burglars they have routed with the number of children or innocent
+passers-by they have scared or bitten. My experience convinces me that
+more houses and hen roosts are robbed where there are dogs than where
+there are none. And it is easily explained. People who have a blind
+trust in watch-dogs cease to watch for themselves. Moreover, the false
+alarms of the dog are so numerous, and his barking so indiscriminating
+of the difference between friend and foe, and even between real and
+imaginary persons, that his owner soon ceases to take note of them. For
+who is going to get up every time the dog barks in the night? The dog
+is, of course, one of the conditions to be provided for in the burglar's
+plan. But when he has silenced, overpowered, or eluded the watch, he has
+turned the defence over to his own side, and proceeds with a special
+sense of security.
+
+At all events, I do not find that dogs are chiefly kept by those who
+most need to be defended, but rather by the strong and by persons living
+in closely-settled neighborhoods. Nor do I find that people affect dogs
+at all in the ratio or for the sake of the protection, but for the
+amusement which they afford, as something to be taken care of as pets
+rather than to take care of them.
+
+The watch-dog is an admirable protection from one's friends. What a
+boon he is to the misanthrope! What an isolation reigns about the home,
+especially in the evening, where a real savage beast stands guard,
+roaming in the shadows or clanking his chain beside the path! The
+ingenious Mr. Quilp turned this fact to fine account, as he escorted
+Sampson Brass to the door of his counting-house on a dark night:
+
+"Be careful how you go, my dear friend. There's a dog in the lane. He
+bit a man last night, and a woman the night before, and last Tuesday he
+killed a child; but that was in play. Don't go too near him."
+
+"Which side of the road is he, sir?" asked Brass, in great dismay.
+
+"He lives on the right hand," said Quilp, "but sometimes he hides on the
+left, ready for a spring. He's uncertain in that respect. Mind you take
+care of yourself. I'll never forgive you if you don't."
+
+An exceedingly social institution, the watch-dog, and a delightful
+attraction to one's visitors and would-be callers. A _watch_-dog indeed;
+for is he not the one thing to be on the watch for, now that the day of
+spring-guns and man-traps is past?
+
+It is all very well for Byron to rhapsodize about "the watch-dog's
+honest bark," and to think it "sweet" when it "bays deep-mouthed welcome
+as we draw near home;" but when one has got inside of that home and gone
+to bed, and wants to sleep off his fatigue, it is not always so sweet to
+have some neighbor's watch-dog keeping up a dishonest bark at everything
+and nothing half through the night. As to the moral quality of the
+noise, the only honest bark is that of the mosquito, who is too sincere
+either to attack you without warning or to give a false alarm. I have
+thrown my share of boot-jacks and other missiles at the nightly cat, and
+with some small measure of success; but what boot-jack will reach the
+howling mastiff domiciled several doors off, and whose owner says in
+effect, "Boot me, boot my dog," or the converse? And what an "aid to
+reflection," which Coleridge never conceived of, is that wretched
+little whelp that explodes under my study window at the critical moment
+of intellectual inspiration, like a pack of animated fire-crackers! Who
+shall pretend to set off the occasional service which the canine voice
+has rendered to man against the long and varied agonies which it has
+inflicted on our race? Emerson has a fine touch of nature, which will go
+to many a heart, when he enumerates among the recollected experiences of
+childhood "the fear of dogs." Goethe's aversion to dogs, already alluded
+to, seems to have been based chiefly upon their noisiness at night.
+Charles Reade had a habit of hitting the nail on the head, and never
+showed it more pithily than when he answered "Ouida's" application for a
+name for her new pet poodle: "Call it Tonic, for it is sure to be a
+mixture of bark, steal, and whine."
+
+As to poodles and pugs, it is difficult for the masculine "man of
+letters" to write. Fortunately, no member of my family has thus far
+evinced any symptom of the poodle mania, so akin to the singular malady
+which reduced poor Titania to the abject adoration of ass-headed Bottom.
+Therefore any repugnance (this is purely an _ex post facto_ pun) on my
+part cannot be attributed to jealousy. I feel that I cannot be too
+thankful not to be numbered among the unhappy husbands indicated by the
+following recent incident:
+
+"Hello, old man!" said a gentleman to a friend, "what's that you've got
+under your coat?"
+
+"That," was the sad reply, as he brought it forth, "is my wife's little
+pug dog."
+
+"What are you going to do with him? Take him somewhere and drown him?"
+
+"I wish I might," earnestly responded the gentleman, fetching a sigh.
+"No, I am not going to drown him. My wife is having a new spring suit
+made to harmonize with Beauty, as she is pleased to call the disgusting
+little brute, and I am on my way to a dry-goods store to match him for
+half a yard more of material."
+
+Ladies will pay as much as ten dollars a week for the board of a poodle
+in summer. And here is a specimen order at the inn wherein his puppyship
+is taking his ease:
+
+"Room No. 122.--To the clerk of ---- Hotel: Please send to my room, for
+the use of my little pet 'Watch,' a choice porter-house steak, cooked
+rare, and two chicken-wings, and charge to account of Mrs. ----."
+
+But it is not always practicable to take our "dumb companions" with us
+in our travels. Accordingly, the following advertisement is said to have
+been recently inserted in the papers:
+
+"Wanted, by a lady, a careful man to look after the house and be company
+for her dog during her absence in Europe."
+
+I myself lately witnessed a suggestive scene in a drawing-room car at
+the Grand Central Dépôt. A portly old gentleman of opulent appearance
+was stepping aboard with his daughter (or wife?), a fine specimen of
+Amazonian beauty, accompanied by a third member of the family, a yellow
+and dirty-looking little pug with its hair in its eyes. But, alas! the
+latter was arrested at the platform, according to rule, and was being
+conveyed to the baggage-car. I have no power to picture the blazing
+indignation of his devoted mistress, or the eloquent storm with which
+she assailed the officials, or the undignified haste and distress of
+mind into which the old gentleman was thrown in his part of negotiator
+between the contending parties. The lady was inconsolable and
+inexorable. She would not go without her beloved. She would _never_
+subject him to the discomfort and indignity of the baggage-car. She
+would "rather ride in the common car" herself. How the case was settled
+I did not see. She left the hateful drawing-room car with her packages
+and her papa(?). Whether she abandoned her tour, or went into the
+baggage-car to share the shame and sorrow of her poodle, or whether a
+compromise was effected in favor of the "common car," I never
+ascertained, I trust she was not the lady of Baltimore who last summer
+went insane and tried to kill herself on account of the death of her pet
+dog.
+
+And this leads me to make a point in favor of dogs, at least so far as
+their claim to being "so human" is concerned. There has been supposed to
+be nothing more distinctive of human nature than its propensity to
+suicide, arising from its capacity, as it rises in civilization and
+enlightenment, of finding out that life is not worth living. But a
+number of well-authenticated cases have come to my observation which
+show that the dog is rapidly learning this supreme accomplishment. A dog
+at Warwick, New York, whose master had neglected him for a new-comer,
+became morose and sulky, took to watching the railway-trains with great
+interest, and one day threw himself under a passing car and was crushed
+to death. Another, in Marseilles, whose owner had avoided him from fear
+of hydrophobia, and which had been driven from the door of a friend of
+his master, ran straight for the river and plunged in, never to rise
+till he was dead. A Newfoundland dog on the relief-ship Bear, and two or
+three of the Esquimaux dogs belonging to the relief expedition, drowned
+themselves deliberately, after showing great depression for several
+days. Dr. Lauder Lindsay, in his "Mind in the Lower Animals," tells of a
+Newfoundland that, being refused an accustomed outing with the children
+and being playfully whipped with a handkerchief, took it so deeply to
+heart that he went and drowned himself by resolutely holding his head
+under water in a shallow ditch.
+
+But, seriously, it is a nice psychological question whether there is
+something human about dogs, or something canine about men. At any rate,
+it may well be asked whether it is really the dog-nature which attracts
+us, and not rather a somewhat of the human in the brute. For when we see
+the dog in the man we are repelled.
+
+The above is undoubtedly the most honorable, if not the most obvious,
+reason why the dog has succeeded in winning the companionship, and even
+the affection, of so large a portion of mankind. Another reason lies in
+the fact that, as a dog, he has been wonderfully improved. There is no
+denying that he comes of a bad stock. As already intimated, his "family"
+includes, besides himself, the wolf, the fox, and the jackal, with the
+hyena as a sort of step-brother. But he has proved himself "the flower
+of the family," and, like all flowers, he has been "cultivated" and
+developed, differentiated in species, till a grand bench-show will
+display all the varieties, from little fluff balls, "small enough to put
+in your waistcoat-pocket," to the splendid deerhound, valued at ten
+thousand dollars, with his "silver-gray hair, muscular flanks, and calm,
+resolute eyes." I shall never forget coming suddenly, in the streets of
+Montgomery, Alabama, upon one of the veritable bloodhounds which were
+employed once upon a time in tracking fugitive slaves. His dimensions
+were beyond all my previous conceptions of the canine race. He impressed
+me rather as an institution than an animal. And as he stood across my
+path in a statuesque repose, with his red tongue and massive jaws, and a
+slumbering fire in his eye, I conceived a new idea and even admiration
+of "brute force."
+
+The intelligence of the dog has also been developed, notwithstanding the
+smallness of his brain and his natural inferiority in this respect to
+many other animals, until he has almost rivalled the feats of the
+learned pig and the industrious fleas. His moral character must be
+admitted to have shown itself capable of great development, despite the
+recent effort of writers like Mr. Robert Louis Stevenson to prove that
+he develops chiefly the worst and meanest traits of human nature. His
+capacity for hero-worship and his patience under ill usage from the one
+who has mastered him are conspicuous. He has a sublime indifference to
+that master's moral character, however, being as subservient to Bill
+Sykes or Daniel Quilp as to Leatherstocking or Dr. John Brown himself.
+This fidelity to me does not imply that he may not be highly
+treacherous to others, just as his protective value to me is in
+proportion to his savage and perilous possibilities to the not-me.
+Therefore I ought not to insist that my lovers must love my dog also. I
+should rather estimate their steadfast affection for me all the more on
+his account.
+
+It is argued by the dog-haters that we must not judge the whole vast and
+varied race of _Canidæ_ from a few exceptional individuals and
+highly-cultivated breeds. But it may be retorted that neither are all
+men Shakespeares and St. Augustines. The credit is so much the greater
+to those of the species which have overcome the disadvantages of a low
+and repulsive origin. None the less, however, will a strict veracity of
+mind and speech be careful not to generalize too sweepingly from a few
+particulars, and also not to make too indiscriminate and imperious a
+demand upon other people's enthusiasm. Especially will it be unwise for
+the friends of the dog to persist in their attempt to exalt him by
+depreciating man, inasmuch as man is the party to be won over to their
+way of thinking. Man has, unfortunately, been endowed by his Creator
+with a notion of his superiority even to the hound and the terrier, and
+naturally winces at the comparison, and is in danger of being thrown to
+the other extreme. I myself am able to present these considerations thus
+dispassionately as a friend of humanity rather than a foe to caninity;
+but all are not favored with a judicial spirit.
+
+I suspect, in fact, that this inclining of our race to these brute
+servitors is largely due to the same cause which promotes the love of
+"horse-flesh." Man must assert his dominion over the brutes. He wants
+some tangible evidence, always beside him and running at his heels, of
+his superiority to something. It is a great upholder of his
+self-respect. It is so consoling, amid our conscious defeats and
+snubbings by a proud and unmanageable world, to have at hand a
+fellow-creature, strong enough to tear us in pieces, who will grovel at
+our feet, and quail before our eye, and let us laugh at him while he
+makes a fool of himself at our bidding. Even the most successful and
+superior men find herein a grateful outlet for their surplus
+masterfulness.
+
+But I prefer to ascribe the tender and enthusiastic feeling which men
+have for their dogs not so much to the merits of the latter as to an
+overflowing and supererogatory goodness in the former. The human runs
+readily into the humane. Man is, after all, a loving animal, and is
+disposed to lavish his affection upon all who come into the right
+relation and moral angle with himself. He loves to be munificent as well
+as magnificent, and to be the patron of somebody or something. He has no
+little magnanimity toward such as put themselves in an abject dependence
+upon his honor and justice. He is ready to see all good in those who
+come not in competition with himself. He has a fund of generous
+enthusiasm which finds too little occupation in the world, and is glad
+to find or create an object for it near at hand. So that his dog,
+unconsciously to himself, is seen rather in the reflection of his own
+light. He clothes him with those amiable qualities which superabound in
+his own heart, and attributes to him a fidelity which is really far more
+remarkable on his own side.
+
+Dogs are remarkable for their dreaming capacity. A dog never seems to
+sleep but he dreams, and very likely is quite unable to distinguish his
+waking and sleeping impressions. And is it not altogether probable that
+those who have much to do with them catch the infection, so that they
+view the canine race through a dream-like medium and as slumbering dogs
+are haunted by imaginary flies?
+
+But I fear lest I shall be suspected of having caught at least one
+quality of my subject and of following up this scent at a wearisome
+length. And yet I have not begun to exhaust my theme, and have hardly
+given a glimpse of its many lights and shades. Inasmuch as there is an
+excessive tendency just now to show the lights only, it may have been
+noticed that I have rather emphasized the shades. Perhaps I shall not
+have written in vain if I have succeeded in moderating the present
+_kynomania_, surpassing in virulence even the æsthetic craze. The dog is
+having his day now,--that is clear. I presume it is the order of nature,
+and that we must expect a season in human history when the dog-star will
+rage. But it may not be unseasonable to recommend a slight muzzle to the
+dog-bitten, especially of the literary _gens_.
+
+ F. N. ZABRISKIE.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[A] By a recent decision of the Supreme Court of Maine, the judges
+standing six to one, it was decided that dogs are not to be classed with
+domestic animals. The learned Court affirms "that they retain in great
+measure their vicious habits, furnish no support to the family, add
+nothing in a legal sense to the wealth of the community, and are not
+inventoried as property of a debtor or dead man's estate, or as liable
+to taxation except under a special provision of the statute; that when
+kept it is for pleasure, or, if any usefulness is obtained from them, it
+is founded upon the ferocity natural to them, by which they are made to
+serve as a watch or for hunting; and that while because of his
+attachment to his master, from which arises a well-founded expectation
+of his return when lost, the law gives the owner the right of
+reclamation, the owner in all other respects has only that qualified
+property in them which he may have in wild animals generally."
+
+
+
+
+RENA'S WARNING.
+
+
+"If anything be anything," said Frederick Brent, "the Pennsylvania
+mountains are what Oscar Wilde called them."
+
+"Oh, you miserable agnostic!" exclaimed his friend Professor
+Helfenstein. "Can you not, in the face of this so beautiful landscape,
+get rid of your eternal subjunctive mood? _If_, indeed!"
+
+The two men had stopped at a high point on the road they had been
+traversing, and were looking across a fair and fertile valley, flooded
+by the summer-morning sunlight, to the mountains on its western rim.
+
+A slight smile showed Brent's pleasure in arousing his companion's
+indignation.
+
+"Well," said he, "my ideas of natural beauty and those of the æsthetic
+Wilde may be entirely false; or the whole scene may be an optical
+illusion; or--_Rosenduft und Maienblumen_, observe me this lovely
+maiden!"
+
+"If anything be anything? You can be positive enough where a pretty girl
+is concerned. She _is_ pretty, though, and as _deutsch_ as her ancestors
+were a century or two ago, when they left the Rhineland and crossed the
+sea. A pure blonde German type. Tacitus would have included her among
+the Non-Suevi."
+
+Their attention had been drawn from the scenery by the approach of a
+young woman and a little boy. The former was above the medium height,
+and was about twenty years old, but the infantile mould of her features
+and the innocent look in her large blue eyes gave strangers a
+bewildering impression that she was somewhere in the neighborhood of
+five. She was charmingly pretty in her way, and her wide-brimmed hat of
+dark straw set off to full advantage the pale golden hue of her braided
+hair and the delicate purity of her complexion.
+
+Brent could not resist the temptation to accost this mild and grave
+young beauty. Stepping forward as she was passing, he lifted his hat,
+and said, "Will you be good enough to tell me the way to the nearest
+encampment of Indians?"
+
+"Indians?" she repeated, with a timid wonder in the tones of her soft
+voice.
+
+"Yes. We are Europeans, travelling in this country, and we should like
+to find some Indians who will help us to hunt buffaloes. Are there many
+buffaloes near here? We haven't seen any sitting on the branches of the
+trees as we came along."
+
+"I don't think buffaloes _could_ get up in the trees," said the girl in
+a meekly explanatory manner.
+
+"Why, you don't mean to say that the buffaloes in this country can't
+climb, do you?"
+
+"I never saw a buffalo; but I don't _think_ they can."
+
+She looked despairingly at her small brother, who, having not yet
+reached the age of six years, was unable to afford any help in deciding
+a question in zoology.
+
+"This is very interesting," said Brent, turning toward his companion.
+"It seems that American buffaloes are forced to spend all their time on
+the ground."
+
+"_Narrheit!_" growled the professor, beginning to walk away.
+
+"Well, I'm very much obliged to you," said Brent. "Good-morning."
+
+Then he followed his friend, who was already descending a hill in the
+road.
+
+"Sister Rena, what did that man want still?" asked the little boy.
+
+"I don't know, love," said his sister faintly. Her ideas were in a
+hopeless state of confusion, and she was troubled by a fear that a lack
+of intelligence had made her seem disobliging.
+
+When Brent overtook the professor, the latter said, "All Englishmen are
+ridiculous; and you are a good specimen of the race. Why should you stop
+on the public highway and talk nothingness to a harmless girl?"
+
+"All Germans are prejudiced; and Professor Helfenstein is a true
+_Deutscher_," answered Brent. "My remarks to the young Non-Sueve no
+doubt interested her deeply, and I fancy she will reflect on them, as
+Piers Plowman says,--
+
+ With inwit and outwit,
+ Imagynyng and studie."
+
+They were both good walkers, and, though the heat became somewhat
+oppressive at noon, they did not halt until they had reached the village
+where they intended to pass the night. In this place Helfenstein heard
+the Pennsylvania-German dialect spoken to his heart's content. After
+dinner he sat on the porch of the inn for several hours, talking to a
+number of the indigenes and making copious notes.
+
+When Brent returned from a visit to one of the village stores, he found
+him looking over the result of his investigations.
+
+"Will the 'Allgemeine Zeitung' have the benefit of your researches?"
+asked the Englishman.
+
+"Most like. The people at home love to have tidings of shoots from the
+old German lingual stock. The dialect of this locality is a truly
+noteworthy one."
+
+"I heard it spoken just now by the young blossom we met on the road this
+morning."
+
+"Does she live here?"
+
+"No. She had driven in to the village to make some purchases. Her father
+is one Reinfelter, who tills the soil of his ancestral demesne over
+there near the mountains."
+
+"From whom did you learn these facts?"
+
+"From the tradesman with whom she had been talking."
+
+"Will agnosticism let you be absolutely sure his statements are true?"
+
+"No; and even less sure that they are untrue. It seems to me that a vast
+amount of credulity is needed for positive unbelief. Do atheists ever
+have doubts about anything?"
+
+"We don't sit still and say, '_Quien sabe?_' like you agnostics. When
+nobody shall believe or disbelieve, who will _act_?"
+
+"I give it up."
+
+With a look of profound disgust, the professor pocketed his note-book
+and went to seek refreshment in the shape of beer.
+
+Notwithstanding the difference in their ways of thinking, these two men
+had something in common which furnished a strong bond of union between
+them. Helfenstein sometimes said to himself, "Well, if he _is_ a
+pitiable doubter, he at least doubts in earnest. This makes him better
+than the miserable tric-trac men who are always ready to agree that
+black is white, or deny that two and two make four, when it suits their
+convenience or interest."
+
+And, in fact, though Brent often paraded his agnosticism merely to draw
+forth the professor's scornful comments, he really had a humble and
+hopeless consciousness that if truth be visible to any human mind it was
+hidden from his. The possession of an ample fortune and the lack of
+family ties and active interests in life had fostered his tendency
+toward introspection till it became morbid. Now, at the age of thirty,
+he had no positive beliefs or aims, and felt the despairing
+self-contempt which inspired Hamlet's cry, "What should such fellows as
+I do, crawling between earth and heaven?"
+
+Before retiring, the travellers agreed to spend the next day in making
+an excursion on foot to the neighboring mountains. But when the hour for
+starting arrived, Brent had not risen, and the professor, who allowed
+nothing to interfere with his plans if he could help it, set out alone.
+
+A little before sunset he returned, full of enthusiasm over the scenery,
+and highly pleased with the people in the farm-houses where he had
+stopped.
+
+"They are a good, honest, _kreuzbraves Volk_," he said. "They have kept
+the old German home-feeling all unchanged. There is a certain Bärnthaler
+over there at the foot of the mountains who is worthy to be a native of
+the Fatherland,--a noble-looking fellow, with the lion-front of a young
+Marcomannic chief."
+
+"The Marcomanni were a Suevic race, were they not?"
+
+"Yes; I should have known his ancestors were dark-haired Swabians even
+if he had not told me so. He is something of a scholar, I should say,
+and he seems as true a gentleman as ever lived. What a shame it is that
+his good South-German name should have been corrupted into Barndollar!"
+
+"I heard this Barndollar's praises sounded about three hours ago."
+
+"By whom?"
+
+"By the father of Miss Reinfelter, the mild-eyed blonde who had her
+doubts about the ability of buffaloes to climb trees. He was here this
+afternoon, and we became intimate in five minutes. He told me his
+ancestors came from the neighborhood of Heidelberg; and when he heard I
+was there last summer his expansive face was illumined with joy. He
+answered my questions about the old German settlers intelligently
+enough; but he said nobody could tell me as much about such matters as
+'Melker Barndollar,' of whom he spoke with 'bated breath. He also
+invited me to visit him."
+
+"Shall you accept his invitation?"
+
+"I have fully made up my mind to go; but that doesn't make it certain
+that I shall."
+
+"Should you go if he possessed not a pretty daughter?"
+
+"Probably not."
+
+The next morning Brent rode over to the Reinfelter farm. The farm-house
+interested him at the first view. It was a quaint old stone building,
+with four gables and a slated roof, from the projecting windows in which
+the mountain-line could be seen stretching away to the southwest and
+growing more and more indistinct until their faint outlines were lost on
+the far horizon. Ivy concealed more than half the gray stones from
+sight, and fragrant pink roses were blooming against the southern wall,
+while thick bushes of flowering jessamine grew on both sides of the
+front door.
+
+The visitor received a welcome which made him feel as if he had reached
+his own home. He had grown so weary of wandering aimlessly around the
+world, and had become so disgusted with conventional forms and
+ceremonies, that the peaceful home-like and simple, kindly manners of
+these unsophisticated people gave him an agreeable sense of rest and
+freedom from restraint.
+
+He allowed himself to be prevailed on to stay until late in the
+afternoon; and before his visit ended he circumspectly inquired whether
+they would receive him as a boarder. The promptness and pleasure with
+which both the farmer and his wife agreed to his proposal showed him
+that his fear of giving offence had been entirely groundless.
+
+When he returned to the inn, the professor informed him that on the
+succeeding day he was going on to the next county.
+
+"I shall stay in this neighborhood some time longer," said Brent.
+
+"So? What is the especial attraction? The young woman over there where
+the mountains stand?"
+
+"Perhaps; but my own motives are about the last things I should attempt
+to analyze."
+
+"Well, I expect to come back this way in three months, and, if I find
+you here and ready to depart, we can return to New York together."
+
+"Like nearly all other imaginable things, what you state is not
+impossible."
+
+Helfenstein went on his way the next morning, and Brent began his
+sojourn at the farm-house on the same day.
+
+The burdens of Rena Reinfelter's life immediately became very much more
+numerous. The Englishman found an unfailing satisfaction in bewildering
+and horrifying her, and tried systematically to find out whether there
+was really any limit to her patience and gentleness. He induced her to
+go with him to the mountains near at hand, and took every opportunity to
+place himself in positions where he was in imminent danger of falling
+some hundreds of feet and being dashed to pieces on the rocks. Her
+dearly-beloved cat was suddenly lost to sight, and when it reappeared,
+uttering meek appeals for sympathy and help, its personal adornments
+were as striking as they were varied. He proved to her conclusively that
+all cats are utterly incapable of affection, and that their characters
+are vicious and treacherous to the last degree. His favorite method,
+however, was to begin by asking her some trivial question and then
+involve her in a net-work of apparent self-contradictions, which filled
+her conscientious soul with anguish and dismay at her own
+untruthfulness. Sometimes he felt a little ashamed of these amusements,
+and determined to forego them; but the temptation was too great for his
+powers of resistance, and he soon began transgressing again.
+
+One morning Rena received a visit from her most intimate friend, Elsa
+Barndollar, who was only fifteen years old, but, having spent the
+preceding season at a city boarding-school, considered herself a grown
+woman with an unusually wide experience. Although passionately devoted
+to Rena, she was as fond of teasing her as Brent himself. Yet as soon as
+the latter began indulging himself with that diversion, she became
+highly indignant, and scornfully betook herself to the garden.
+
+When Rena had followed her thither, she gave vent to her wrath without
+restraint.
+
+"That's the most hateful man I ever saw!" she exclaimed.
+
+"Oh, no, Elsa!" said Rena deprecatingly.
+
+"Yes, he is. He's perfectly horrid! What does he mean by teasing you as
+if you were a little white kitten, or a green and yellow parrot, or some
+other ridiculous thing? I suppose he thinks country-people are all
+idiots. I never _did_ see the use of Englishmen, anyhow."
+
+"Oh, he only does it for fun. He's always polite to father and mother,
+and little Casper thinks he's the nicest man he ever saw."
+
+"Oh, yes! If he's good to your relations you don't care how he treats
+you. It's a shame, and he ought to be told so, too."
+
+Rena tried to pacify her young friend, but the attempt was not
+successful. The latter made her visit a very short one, and when she
+reached home her anger and jealousy found expression in very vigorous
+terms.
+
+Her brother visited the Reinfelters a short time afterward. His interest
+in the Englishman was evidently very strong, but if he shared his
+sister's feelings toward him they did not prevent his treating him with
+perfect courtesy.
+
+"Helfenstein is right," thought Brent, as the young farmer rode away.
+"He's as handsome a fellow as I ever saw. I wonder whether he's Sister
+Rena's lover so bold."
+
+But although Melchior Barndollar was far superior to the Reinfelters in
+culture and in knowledge of the world, he did not interest Brent as much
+as they did. The positiveness of their beliefs was a special source of
+wonder to him. From the father, who had no doubt about the existence of
+ghosts, to the little boy, who firmly believed in the reality of
+_Belsnickel_,--hides, horns, and all,--they were the most frankly
+credulous people he had ever known. But the superstition and
+anthropomorphism mingled with their faith did not make him think it
+less enviable. He would have been glad to believe anything as firmly as
+they did the traditions which had come down to them from their
+ancestors, unchallenged by doubt and unchanged by time.
+
+One evening, after Rena had, as usual, sat beside her little brother's
+bed until he was sound asleep, she joined her parents and Brent, who
+were sitting in the garden behind the house.
+
+The full moon was high above the mountains, and the whole landscape was
+almost as distinct as it had been before the sun went down. A
+whippoorwill's notes, mellowed by distance, resounded from the farthest
+part of the orchard, and a tinkling chorus arose from the leaves and
+blades of grass, where the myriads of nocturnal musicians were
+disporting themselves after the heat and glare of the day. But the
+sounds made by these performers were so regular and monotonous that they
+seemed merely a part of the calm summer night.
+
+Suddenly another sound came down from the lower part of the mountains.
+It began with a deep, long-drawn, hollow cry, between a howl and a moan,
+and then broke into a wild, piercing shriek.
+
+The farmer started to his feet, and stood gazing in the direction from
+which the cry had come.
+
+"It's only a stray dog howling," said Brent.
+
+Reinfelter turned toward his wife, and the moonlight showed that his
+face was white with terror.
+
+"_De warnoong!_" he said, in a low voice. "_D'r geishter-shray foon de
+bairga!_"
+
+The woman covered her face with her hands, and began trembling and
+sobbing. Rena put her arms around her mother's neck and tried to comfort
+her, as if _she_ had been the mother instead of the child.
+
+The sound broke out again, and this time it was louder and more distinct
+than before. As the melancholy echoes died away, Rena rose, and, taking
+her mother's hand in hers, led her toward the house.
+
+When they had gone, Brent said, "What do you think that sound is?"
+
+"It's the warning still," said Reinfelter. "It's the warning of death."
+
+"What is it made by?"
+
+"A ghost. It goes up there in the mount'ins an' calls, an' the one it
+calls is soon in the graveyard already. It's called the mother, or Rena,
+or me, this night."
+
+"Maybe I was the one it meant."
+
+"No; it only calls the Reinfelters still. It's been so ever since the
+Injun massacree, a long time ago."
+
+"Did that happen here?"
+
+"Yes. My great-grandfather an' his oldest son was up in the mount'ins,
+and his wife was a-comin' back from there by herself once. Just as she
+got where she could see her little children a-playin' in the yard, three
+Injuns jumped out o' the woods that was nigh to the house then, an' run
+into the yard an' killed the children right before her eyes. The men up
+there heard her scream, an' they run down, an' found her a-layin' there
+where she fell, an' they thought she was dead already. She come to
+herself ag'in, but after that she just sort o' pined away, an' in less
+than two months she died. It's her ghost that goes up there an' calls us
+still."
+
+"Did you ever hear the call before?"
+
+"No; I never heard it myself. But the night my little girl died, nine
+years ago, she rose up in bed once, an' she says, 'Who is that a-cryin'
+up there in the mount'ins?' We couldn't hear nothin' still, but we knew
+what _she_ had heard, an' after that we didn't have no more hope."
+
+Brent did not think of the banshee as a positive reality, but he would
+not have denied that its existence was possible, and he felt that it
+would be useless for him to try to shake the farmer's faith in the
+tradition which had such a strong hold on his mind.
+
+After a brief silence, he said he would take a short walk before going
+to bed. Leaving the garden, he strolled toward the mountains, which rose
+like a vast wall above the foot-hills at their base.
+
+As he drew near the rising ground which marked the verge of the valley,
+the strange sound once more fell on his ear, and he walked in the
+direction from which it came. Passing through a grove of chestnut-trees,
+he reached an elevated open space, where the moonlight shone on the
+almost level surface of large gray rocks. Near the middle of this clear
+space he saw a black, shaggy object moving slowly about, with its
+lowered head turned away from him. He stepped forward to get a closer
+view of this creature, and as he did so it turned its head and looked at
+him. The next instant it bounded away and disappeared among the nearest
+trees.
+
+"Just as I thought," said Brent to himself. "It _was_ a dog, and a
+villanous-looking cur, too. Exactly the sort of brute to howl and shriek
+at the moon on a night like this."
+
+But, as he sauntered back to the house, various doubts entered his mind.
+He reflected that he had seen the animal only for an instant, by
+moonlight and at some distance, and that he could not be sure it was
+really a dog. Neither could he be confident it had uttered the
+mysterious cry, for while it was within his sight it had made no sound
+of any kind. "Perhaps it went up there for the same reason I did,--to
+find out what was going on," he thought.
+
+As usual, he ended by informing himself that he was under no
+responsibility to settle the question, and that, as far as he was
+concerned, it would probably remain unsettled.
+
+The next morning he found the farmer and his wife very much depressed,
+but he had no hope of being able to convince them that they had heard
+nothing supernatural, and thought it best to avoid the subject. He
+passed the day in calling on some of the neighbors who had asked him to
+visit them, and returned to the farm-house just before nightfall.
+
+He found Rena standing at the door, and, while talking to her, he
+mentioned his moonlight walk.
+
+"I saw what I took to be a stray dog up there," he said. "Perhaps it
+made the sound we heard."
+
+"Was it a black dog, with rough, curly hair?" asked Rena.
+
+"I think it was; but I couldn't see it very well. Do you know whose it
+is?"
+
+"No; but this morning when I came out of the dairy a dog that looked
+like that was standing in the path, a little way off, and I was thinking
+it might have been the same one."
+
+As she looked away again, Brent said, "I didn't tell your father and
+mother about the dog I saw, because I thought it would be well for them
+to forget the whole matter as soon as possible."
+
+"Thank you," said Rena, turning her face and looking at him gratefully.
+
+He had lost the desire to tease her, and treated her as he had never
+done before. Thinking of this, not long afterward, he wondered whether a
+presentiment of what was coming had caused the change, or whether it
+merely arose from a consciousness of the gloom which had already settled
+on the household.
+
+During his call on the Barndollars that morning, he had partly overcome
+Elsa's unfavorable impression of him by treating her, to some extent,
+"like a grown-up woman" and showing by his manner that he was not
+unconscious of the handsome young brunette's personal attractions. On
+her next visit, a little more than two weeks later, she noticed that he
+had entirely given up the objectionable teasings; and this removed the
+last obstacle in the way of her considering him extremely "nice." She
+had mentally admitted, even at the first view, that he possessed the
+degree of good looks and stylishness rigorously exacted from the male
+sex by the canons of boarding school taste, and she now candidly
+acknowledged to herself that his being an Englishman was, strictly
+speaking, not his own fault.
+
+When she was ready to go, she made her adieux with an agreeable sense of
+having been both entertaining and instructive. She forgot to take leave
+of her friend the aged and decrepit mastiff, which was sitting just
+inside the hall; but he called attention to his presence by three raps
+of his tail on the floor. Elsa laughed, and went through the form of
+shaking his huge paw,--an attention which he acknowledged by a prolonged
+caudal tattoo.
+
+"Oh, Rena!" said Elsa, stopping on the topmost step, "I forgot to tell
+you what happened to our Scotch shepherd-dog, Macbeth. You know Melker
+and I made friends with him the first day, but we were the only ones
+he'd be intimate with. Well, about two weeks ago an ugly old black dog
+came prowling around the house, and when Mac went up to it it bit him
+and then ran away to the mountains. Soon after that, we heard that a
+black dog with the hydrophobia had been killed up there, and Derrick and
+Jake said they believed it was the same one. Melker was in Philadelphia,
+and before he came home Mac went mad. Derrick shot at him out of the
+barn, and scared him so much that he ran off down the road, and we
+haven't heard anything about him since."
+
+Rena was bending over one of the jessamine-bushes, and seemed to be
+absorbed in removing some dead leaves.
+
+"Did your dog come this way, Elsa?" asked Mrs. Reinfelter nervously.
+
+"No, indeed," replied Elsa. "He ran up the road to the village. Good-by,
+Kuno. I won't forget you again."
+
+Brent followed her down the steps to assist her in mounting, but she
+sprang into the saddle without waiting for his help, and rode away at a
+brisk canter.
+
+The farmer and his wife conferred together anxiously about the two mad
+dogs, while their little son stood near them, listening intently to all
+they said. Unnoticed by them, Rena walked across the yard and passed
+around the corner of the house in the direction of the garden.
+
+Something in her manner caught Brent's attention, and in a little while
+he followed her. He found her sitting in the garden; and, though she
+tried to keep her face turned away from him, its death like pallor did
+not escape his sight. He sat down at her side and asked her to tell him
+what had happened. The sympathy in his voice went straight to her heart
+and won her whole confidence.
+
+"The warning was for me," she answered, "I'm not afraid to die; but
+father and mother and my little brother--"
+
+She did not sob or make any sound, but great tears welled from her eyes,
+and she was unable to go on.
+
+When she could speak again, she told him that on the day after the
+warning, when she found a black, shaggy-haired dog standing near the
+dairy door, she put out her hand, intending to stroke its head, but it
+caught her hand with its teeth, and left a wound from which the blood
+fell in large drops. The dog ran away in the direction of the Barndollar
+farm, and she bound up her hand and managed to keep the wound from being
+noticed while it was healing, for she was anxious to avoid increasing
+the anxiety her parents already felt. Only a slight scar now remained;
+but Elsa's account of the mad dogs left no doubt in her mind that she
+was in imminent danger of a frightful death.
+
+Brent had once witnessed a sight which rose before his eyes many times
+afterward and would not be blotted from his memory. It all came back to
+him now once more,--the agonized, horribly glaring eyes, the clinched
+hands and quivering throat, and the convulsive sobbing and gasping which
+would not cease tearing the wasted frame until death should bring the
+only possible help. It made him sick at heart to think that the gentle
+unselfish girl who was even then forgetting herself in her care for
+others would be seized by those paroxysms of frightful madness.
+
+He knew that many people who are bitten by mad dogs escape hydrophobia
+entirely, but he could not doubt that when the teeth have entered the
+bare flesh, and strong remedies are not instantly applied, there is very
+little ground for hope.
+
+"Was your hand entirely uncovered?" he asked.
+
+"Yes; I never wear gloves."
+
+With a desperate impulse to do something, he said, "I'll go to
+Philadelphia and bring a physician. We can be here to-morrow."
+
+"I'm afraid it's too late for that now," said Rena. "It would only
+frighten father and mother. I want to keep them from knowing it as long
+as I can."
+
+"I won't bring anybody back with me if you are unwilling; but I must go
+and find out what I can do to help you."
+
+"Do you think anything can be done to keep me from hurting anybody
+else?"
+
+"I'm sure of that. I'll find out the best way to do it."
+
+"Oh, thank you. You're so good to me!"
+
+The earnestness of her gratitude made him think with sorrow and shame of
+the time when his chief pleasure had been to make her unhappy. He could
+hardly believe he had really been as selfish and heartless as he
+appeared in the picture rising before him now out of the unchangeable
+past. His dormant human interest was awakening, and his soul was
+beginning to resist the tyranny of his mind.
+
+He was so impatient to begin his journey that he proposed setting off
+immediately and riding to the nearest railroad-station. But Rena was
+afraid this would alarm her parents: so he agreed to wait until the next
+morning and take the stage in the village.
+
+That night Rena stayed longer than usual in the room with her little
+brother after he had sunk into peaceful slumber in the midst of his
+small confidences and grave interrogations.
+
+Soon after she came down, her mother said, "Rena, sing us one of the
+nice German songs Mr. Brent learned you once. Sing the one about the
+lady that set up on the high rock an' combed her hair with a golden
+comb. What did they call her still? 'De Lower Liar'?"
+
+As Rena turned toward Brent and the lamplight fell on her face, he was
+sure that if she tried to sing her voice would tell what she was trying
+to keep unknown.
+
+"I don't think 'Die Lorelei' is a very lively song, Mrs. Reinfelter,"
+said he. "Maybe I can find some prettier ones in Philadelphia to-morrow,
+if I have time. I must be sure to bring Casper something. What do you
+think he would like best?"
+
+This question introduced a topic which banished all others; and when
+Brent looked at Rena again he saw he had come to the rescue in good
+time. He was glad to think he could at least do this, and he determined
+to be on the watch for such opportunities.
+
+The result of his consultations the next day gave him very little ground
+for hope. All he could depend on doing was to save Rena from suffering
+and prevent what she feared most by making her insensible as soon as the
+madness showed signs of taking an active form.
+
+When he had gotten what was needed for this purpose and had been fully
+advised as to his course of action, he went back with a heavy heart to
+the farm among the mountains.
+
+At the first opportunity he repeated to Rena all he had learned in the
+city, and told her what he proposed doing. The prospect that was so
+dispiriting to him removed her greatest care; but her eager thanks
+humiliated him as he felt his utter helplessness in the hands of fate. A
+sudden fear that she might hurt him before he could make her unconscious
+brought back her anxiety; but he reassured her by promising to be
+constantly on his guard and take every possible means to insure his own
+safety.
+
+Watching her closely as the days went by, he saw the full extent of her
+calm and steadfast courage. She made no effort to hide from him her
+grief at the prospect of separation from those she loved so dearly; but
+of anguish or terror on her own account there was never any sign. He did
+not doubt that this came from her perfect faith and trust in a higher
+power, and, though he could not share her feeling, it comforted him to
+know that she had such a strong support as she drew near to death.
+
+Near the close of the fifth day after his return he and Rena were
+standing together at the gate in front of the house. Deep shadows were
+advancing up the sides of the mountains, but their summits were still
+bright with the evening glow. Both of them watched the narrowing line
+of light without speaking. Their minds were full of the same thoughts,
+and there was a sympathetic communion between them which did not need to
+be expressed in words.
+
+Hearing footsteps on the road, they looked around, and saw Melchior
+Barndollar coming toward them. A large and very handsome dog of the
+Scotch shepherd breed was running along before him, and when he stopped
+at the gate it came back and stood near him, with its intelligent brown
+eyes fixed on his face.
+
+"You have got another collie, I see," said Brent.
+
+"No; this is the only one I've ever owned," replied Barndollar.
+
+He had been surprised at the Englishman's remark, and he was entirely
+unable to account for the effect of his answer on both the others. They
+turned quickly toward each other with a look of eager interest, mingled
+with something else which he could not understand.
+
+"I thought your collie went mad," said Brent.
+
+"Oh, you heard that report, then?"
+
+"Yes. The last time your sister was here she mentioned it. Was there
+nothing in it?"
+
+"It wasn't even founded on an apparent fact," said the young farmer,
+smiling and looking down at the dog, which immediately began wagging its
+tail so forcibly that at least one-third of its body partook of the
+motion. "The men on my mother's farm have regaled themselves so often
+with stories about mad dogs that they have become their pet horror. When
+I came home I found that their fire from behind intrenchments had driven
+poor Mac off the place; though if he had been better acquainted with
+their marksmanship he would probably have gone to sleep while they were
+shooting at him. I went out to hunt for him, and found him at a house
+near the village, as free from hydrophobia as I am. To make sure, I
+traced the dog that bit him back to its owner's hut in the mountains,
+and found it there, sneaking around the lot and looking as vicious and
+mean-spirited as ever. Its master said the dog that was shot came from
+the other side of the mountains, and was worth a dozen such curs as
+his."
+
+Rena stepped into the road and began stroking the dog's head and neck.
+As she did so, her father came out of the house, and, seeing Barndollar
+at the gate, he came down to speak to him.
+
+While the two farmers were talking, Brent walked away to a grove of oaks
+near the road and a short distance below the gate. Standing among the
+trees as the twilight came on, he thought over the episode which had
+just come to a close, and wondered at its effect on him. Instead of
+pondering over the uncertainties of the case until it lost all reality
+to him, he had been too much concerned to think of probabilities at all.
+Sensibility had overcome his agnosticism, and he had forgotten that it
+was possible to doubt. He knew he had not acted philosophically; but he
+felt that philosophy, compared with sympathy and self-forgetfulness, is
+of very slight account.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Professor Helfenstein returned to the little Pennsylvania village at the
+time he had indicated, which was about the middle of October. The
+innkeeper told him his friend had not yet left the farm-house, and the
+next morning he set out on foot to visit him there.
+
+The mountain-woods, all arrayed in their autumn foliage, were glowing
+with rich, warm color. Silvery cloud-banks heightened the deep blue of
+the sky, and their slowly-floating shadows intensified the brightness of
+the sunlight. "_Ueberall Sonnenschein!_" said the nature-loving German.
+"_Ach, 's ist ein wunderschönes Land!_"
+
+Brent saw him enter the yard, and came to the door to meet him. The
+family had dispersed soon after breakfast, and, as there was no one in
+the house for him to see, Helfenstein declined going in, but stood on
+the door-step, describing his journeyings in the West.
+
+"Well," said he at last, "are you ready to start with me for New York
+to-morrow morning, and for Liverpool next Monday?"
+
+"My starting for any place out of sight of these mountains," answered
+Brent, "depends chiefly on the views of a certain young woman. At
+present the indications are that no such pilgrimage will ever begin."
+
+"_Alle Wetter!_ Are you married?"
+
+"No; but I expect to be in two weeks."
+
+"Is it the maiden who dwells in this house?"
+
+"The very same."
+
+For a few moments the professor gazed in silence at the prospective
+bride-groom. Besides feeling a personal interest in the case, he
+considered it a good subject for psychic investigation.
+
+"My good friend," he said, with judicial calmness, "why do you wish to
+espouse Miss Reinfelter?"
+
+Brent knew this question was not meant to be offensive, but was
+propounded in a spirit of critical analysis. He was about to answer it
+with a pretence of deep gravity, when Casper came around the corner of
+the house and asked him where "Sister Rena" was.
+
+"She has gone to the village," replied Brent.
+
+As the boy turned away, his disappointment was so evident that Brent
+said, "Do you want her to do anything for you, Casper?"
+
+"No, sir," said Casper dejectedly. "I just _want_ her."
+
+Brent smiled, and turned to the professor again.
+
+"I couldn't find a better answer to your question if I thought for a
+week," he said. "I just _want_ her."
+
+ W. W. CRANE.
+
+
+
+
+MUSTER-DAY IN NEW ENGLAND.
+
+
+Arms and the men we sing,--not those panoplied and helmeted according to
+Virgil, nor those of our own day, armed with repeating rifles and
+drum-majored into popular favor, but rather the heroes of the flint-lock
+and the priming-wire in the New England of two or three generations ago,
+the sturdy train-bands that have left scarce one John Gilpin to tell the
+tale of their valor.
+
+"Train-bands are the trustiest and most proper strength of a free
+people," wrote Milton, and the colonists of Massachusetts Bay were of a
+like opinion, from Miles Standish down to the humbler men of prowess. By
+the law of 1666, all males in the colony were required to attend
+"military exercises and service." Companies were exercised six days
+yearly, prayer being offered by the captain at the beginning and at the
+end of every "training." A regimental training was ordered once in three
+years. Every company of foot was composed two-thirds of "musketeers" and
+one-third of "pikemen," the pike of Connecticut being two feet shorter
+than the rod-pike of England. Some of the lighter muskets were fired
+with a simple match, but the greater number were supported by "rests,"
+forked at the top and stuck into the ground. They were fired by
+"match-locks," the "cock" being that part which held the burning match
+aloft before it was applied to the powder in the pan. Hence "to go off
+half cocked" originally meant that the burning fuse dropped into the
+powder pan before it was wanted. Single charges of powder were carried
+by the musketeers in wooden, tin, or copper boxes, and twelve of these
+boxes, fitted to a belt and slung over the left shoulder, made the
+"bandolier," which jingled like a band of sleigh-bells if the boxes were
+metallic. The belt also secured the "primer with priming-powder," the
+"bullet-bag," the "priming-wire," and the "match-cord." The soldier
+being thus a slave to his weapon, we are not surprised to note that his
+manual of arms was the following, from Elton's "Postures of the Musket:"
+
+ Stand to your arms.
+ Take up your bandoliers.
+ Put on your bandoliers.
+ Take up your match.
+ Take up your rest.
+ Put the string of your rest about
+ your left wrist.
+ Take up your musket.
+ Rest your musket.
+ Poise your musket.
+ Shoulder your musket.
+ Unshoulder your musket and poise.
+ Join your rest to the outside of your musket.
+ Open your pan.
+ Clear your pan.
+ Prime your pan.
+ Shut your pan.
+ Cast off your loose corns.
+ Blow off your loose corns, and bring
+ about your musket to the left side.
+ Trail your rest.
+ Balance your musket in your left hand.
+ Find out your charge.
+ Open your charge.
+ Charge with powder.
+ Draw forth your scouring-stick.
+ Turn and shorten him to an inch.
+ Charge with bullet.
+ Put your scouring-stick into your musket.
+ Ram home your charge.
+ Withdraw your scouring-stick.
+ Turn and shorten him to a handful.
+ Return your scouring-stick.
+ Bring forward your musket and rest.
+ Poise your musket and recover your rest.
+ Join your rest to the outside of your musket.
+ Draw forth your match.
+ Blow your coal.
+ Cock your match.
+ Guard your pan.
+ Blow the ashes from your coal.
+ Open your pan.
+ Present upon your rest.
+ Give fire breast-high.
+ Dismount your musket, joining the rest to the outside of your musket.
+ Uncock and return your match.
+ Clear your pan.
+ Poise your musket.
+ Rest your musket.
+ Take your musket off the rest and set
+ the butt end to the ground.
+ Lay down your musket.
+ Lay down your match.
+ Take your rest into your right hand,
+ clearing the string from your left wrist.
+ Lay down your rest.
+ Take off your bandoliers.
+ Lay down your bandoliers.
+ Here endeth the postures of the musket.
+
+The "Postures of the Pike" gave these orders: "Handle, raise, charge,
+order, advance, shoulder, port, comport, check, trail, and lay
+down,"--the words "your pikes" being given with every order.
+
+Elton's "Instructions to a Company of Horsemen" were as follows:
+
+ Horse,--_i.e._, mount your horse.
+ Uncap your pistol-case.
+ Draw your pistol.
+ Order your pistol.
+ Span your pistol.
+ Prime your pistol.
+ Shut your pan.
+ Cast your pistol.
+ Gage your flasque.
+ Lode your pistol.
+ Draw your rammer.
+ Lode with bullet and ram home.
+ Return your rammer.
+ Pull down the cock.
+ Recover your pistol.
+ Present and give fire.
+ Return your pistol.
+
+Our fathers might have gone on in this lumbering way for many years if
+they had seen nothing worth imitating in the red men. The Indians of
+King Philip's War brought out their "snap-hances," or flint-locks, and
+the colonists were not slow to see the improvement. Experimentally at
+first, and afterward by a law of Massachusetts, the old pikes and heavy
+match-lock rifles were replaced with lighter muskets bearing the flint.
+The soldier ceased to be a slave to his weapon. Tactics were
+revolutionized; and the newly-developed military spirit was met by "The
+Complete Soldier," compiled from Elton, Bariff, and other authorities,
+and published by Nicholas Boone, of Boston, in 1701. This, the first
+military book in the British colonies, directed the soldiers to appear
+"with their hair, or periwigs, tied up in bags, and their hats briskly
+cocked." We hear also for the first time of the "powder-horn" and the
+"cartouch-box." The "bagnets" that are mentioned were of little use
+against the Indians, and they were scarcely known in America until the
+wars with France. But with the appearance of the bayonet came also the
+revival of the fife, which had been discarded in England in the time of
+Shakespeare. The military experiences gained in the French wars were of
+immense benefit when the Continentals and the volunteers formed
+themselves in line for the American Revolution. And yet the _esprit de
+corps_ was contemptible; for every movement contemplated and every order
+given by a superior officer had to be discussed, approved, or
+disapproved by the inferior officers and by the humblest privates. It
+was years before the army ceased to be a great debating-society with a
+sharp rivalry as to which regiment should have the handsomest silk
+banner. But Steuben--the great drill-master--brought order out of the
+turmoil with his "Regulations for the Discipline of the Troops of the
+United States," although the evolutions in the field did not go much
+beyond the old-time marching that clings to the Hartford Phalanx of
+to-day. An Englishman who lived in Massachusetts during the Revolution
+had this to say: "The females are fond of dress and love to rule. The
+men are fond of the military art. But in Connecticut the men are less
+so, while the women stay at home and spin."
+
+The Revolution being over, the several States of the new republic
+enacted military laws of their own. In New York every able-bodied male
+between eighteen and forty-five was required to meet with his company
+four times in each year "for training and discipline,"--once by brigade,
+once by regiment, and twice by company,--for such length of time as the
+governor might direct. Similar laws were in force in the New-England
+States, and upon them was based the United States law of 1792 which
+sought to establish a uniform militia throughout the country. The
+attempt was a failure, because the President is commander-in-chief of
+the militia only when it is in the actual service of the United States.
+The several States, therefore, kept up their ununiformed militia until
+it became a laughing-stock,--an army with broom-sticks, to evade serving
+in which but fifty cents a year was required,--and then the present
+uniformed militia arose from the ruins. Our present inquiry concerns the
+militia of New England during the fifty years from 1790 to 1840. In
+those days the "military duty" consisted of two "company trainings" of
+half a day each in May and October, and one "general training" or
+"regimental muster" of one day in October. While no uniforms were
+required at the trainings, except to distinguish the officers, yet there
+were usually enough public-spirited people in every town to furnish
+uniforms to the crack company. The other company, the tatterdemalions of
+the town, was called "the flood-wood." The regiment consisted of one
+company each of artillery, grenadiers, light infantry, and riflemen from
+adjoining towns,--the cavalry being recruited wherever a farm-house
+could be found which was able to stand the shock of war. Then came the
+flood-wood companies, outnumbering the uniformed companies almost two to
+one.
+
+The cavalry--it was before the days of Hackett and Poinsett and
+McClellan saddles and Solingen sabres--appeared to treasure up the
+memory of "Light-Horse Harry Lee" and Major Winston of the Legionary
+Cavalry that helped Mad Anthony Wayne against the Indians of the West.
+They had not heard of the valor of the elder Hampton or the daring rides
+of Major Davies, of Kentucky. "Tone's Tactics" was unknown to them. And
+yet they were admired in their black suits faced and corded with red
+(the militia repudiated the colors of the regular army), and they were a
+terror with their cutlasses and holsters for the brace of huge
+horse-pistols that they were required to carry. The uniform of the
+artillery and grenadiers differed little from that of the cavalry. The
+latter were topped off with helmets of red leather. Upon the hats of the
+flood-wood, tin or sheet-iron plates showed the name of the
+company,--the L. I. standing for "Light Infantry,"--just as you know the
+porter of your hotel by his badge. The riflemen wore gray spencers and
+gray pantaloons. Their hats were stiff black beavers, for the comfort of
+a soft felt hat had not yet been discovered. Most gorgeous of all were
+the men of the infantry, in their white pantaloons and blue coats, the
+latter covered by cross-belts of white, to which priming-wires, brushes,
+and extra flints were chained. A cap of black leather, sprung outward at
+the top, carried a black feather tipped with red. The musicians, when
+there were any, followed the uniform of the company which they attended,
+with some slight differences, like turned-over plates and tasselled
+ends, to show that they were non-combatants. Altogether, as one looked
+at the "fuss and feathers," the broad lapels, and the bob-tailed coats,
+he might well recall Thoreau's description of the manner in which the
+salt cod are spread out on the fish-flakes to dry: "They were everywhere
+lying on their backs, their collar-bones standing out like the lapels of
+a man-o'-war-man's jacket.... If you should wrap a large salt fish
+around a small boy, he would have a coat of such fashion as I have seen
+many a one wear at muster." Or, if we wish to go back still further, we
+might exclaim, with Falstaff, "You would think that I had a hundred and
+fifty tattered prodigals, lately come from swine-keeping, from eating
+draff and husks.... No eye hath seen such scarecrows."
+
+We are at the training "in the fall of the year,"--a far more important
+occasion than that in the spring, because the annual "muster" is only a
+week or ten days ahead. It is a private show. The uniformed infantry and
+the flood-wood have met at Walton Centre, but they, and all the
+spectators too, are from "our town," with its various outlying
+settlements. Let the other towns boast, let Stormont show her
+grenadiers, Leicester her riflemen, and Acton her artillery, but when
+"muster-day" comes look out for Walton and her infantry. The law
+requires every soldier to have a musket or rifle,--flint-lock of
+course,--a bayonet, a priming-wire and brush, a knapsack, a
+cartridge-box, and two spare flints. The lack of any one of these may
+lead to a fine. The regular order of the manual is, open pan, tear
+cartridge, prime, shut pan, ram down cartridge, ready, aim, fire. But
+cartridges are not often to be had, and flasks must be used, with a
+pause in the manual to allow the measuring of a charge. The lack of
+cartridges leads also to the carrying of powder in bulk in the
+pantaloons pocket, so that the soldier may move quickly when the order
+is given to "load and fire as fast as possible." Still more quick in his
+movements will the soldier be when, led on by the excitement of the
+hour, he becomes careless of his pocket-magazine and allows it to
+explode, with a great wreckage of hair, whiskers, and eyebrows, though
+no one was ever known to lose his life thereby.
+
+But the "evolutions" of the fall training-day make up its greatest
+worth. It is not enough that squads of "our company" advance, fire, and
+fall back, the drummer drumming his loudest all the while. It is mere
+boy's play to march in single and double files or in platoons. We are to
+meet the companies from the other towns at the muster, and they must be
+forced to admit our superiority in spite of themselves, or else our town
+will not come out ahead. Now, if there is any one manoeuvre on which
+the Walton infantry prides itself, the "lock-step and sit-down" is that
+one. The company is marched about in single file until a circle is
+formed, care being taken that the captain shall be in the inside and the
+musicians on the outside. Gradually drawing toward the centre, the
+circle contracts to slow music, until the whole company is in lock-step,
+like a gang of convicts. At the word of command, each man seats himself
+in the lap of the man behind him, and the whole company is in the
+attitude of frogs as they are ready to leap. The captain, raised aloft
+in the middle by some convenient mackerel-keg, draws his sword, and the
+tableau lasts while the music sounds the "three cheers."
+
+Another "evolution," such as Darwin never dreamed of, is begun by facing
+the company to the front in a single rank. The left hand of each man
+resting on his next neighbor's right shoulder, space is taken until all
+the men are an arm's length apart. At a given signal they all face to
+the right. The captain, "with drawn sword," followed by the music, the
+drum beating vigorously, runs at double-quick time in and out of the
+spaces, like a very undignified performance of the Virginia Reel. As
+each man is passed, he joins the rapidly-increasing file, until the
+whole line expends its snake-like activity and marches off in "common
+time" on a straight course, like this:
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Both of these "evolutions" are calculated to inspire the enemy with
+terror, but the latter especially so. On beholding it, the enemy cannot
+help giving applause, and in applauding he must necessarily drop his
+arms. The Walton Light Infantry, equal to any emergency, may now show
+their superior discipline by capturing the enemy before he can recover
+from his surprise and admiration. Even the very boys on a training-day
+seek to terrorize the enemy with broom-sticks and tin pans, until they
+become a nuisance to the older folk and are sent off to some field to
+play base-ball after the old method, the "Massachusetts game," which
+allows the "plunking" of a batter when he is not on his base. But the
+boys will claim their share of the extra cards of gingerbread that have
+been laid in at the stores, and they will be on hand to see the
+half-day's sport of training-day end before early tea-time with the
+flashing of powder and the departure of the "sojers" for their homes.
+
+A very different affair is the "muster-day" of the early fall, before
+the cold days and nights have come to stay. The several adjoining towns,
+that furnish each its own company or its quota of cavalry, take care of
+the "regiment," by rotation, at such a time as this. No matter how
+centrally located the town may be, the grenadiers must come a long way
+over the hills from Stormont, and the riflemen must leave Acton soon
+after midnight in order to obey the signal of the seven-o'clock gun,
+which demands the presence of every company on the "parade-ground:" it
+goes by the name of "the common" every other day in the year. The night
+marches or rides are orderly, the more so in anticipation of what is to
+follow. The sun rises upon a gala-day for the men and youth: the boys
+had their time at the training. Now the crowd is greater, and there is
+no room for the boys, except those who live in the town where the muster
+is held. The field, at a respectful distance from the regimental
+line, is covered with auctioneers' stands, peddlers' wagons,
+refreshment-booths of rough boards, and planked platforms for dancing to
+the music of the violin. It is the picture of a college town on
+"commencement-day," magnified to ten times the proportions. As you
+stand,--no seats are allowed,--you can partake of sweet cider, lemonade,
+apples, gingerbread, and pies and buns of all kinds. If you call for it,
+you can have New-England rum, or its more popular substitute,
+"black-strap," one-half rum and the other half molasses. Awaiting the
+inspection, soldiers on leave of absence mingle with the commoners,
+partake of the refreshments, including the black-strap, and nod their
+plumes or rattle their swords while they dance the "double shuffle" or
+"cut a double pigeon-wing" on the platforms, to the great wonder of the
+crowd.
+
+When the regiment gathers itself together it is a sight to behold. There
+are perhaps five hundred men, all told, in two ranks. A part of them
+rejoice in gayly-colored uniforms, but the majority are "the
+flood-wood," dressed in sheep's gray and blue jeans and armed with
+rifles, muskets, and fowling-pieces of every pattern. This motley band
+"toe the mark,"--a small trench that has been cut in the turf to save
+their reputation for alignment. Then they break into platoons, and are
+inspected, man by man, by the adjutant and his aides. The inspection
+being over about eleven o'clock, the colonel appears, all glorious in
+brass buttons, epaulets as large as tin plates, and a cocked hat of
+great proportions. Once more the regiment forms in double ranks, with
+presented arms. The colonel and his "staff" ride slowly down the line,
+turn back, and take their stand for review. The music, just as it came
+from every town contributing to the regiment, has been "pooled" and
+placed in the charge of a leader. It is a strange medley of snare-,
+kettle-, and bass drums, of fifes, clarionets, and piccolos, with an
+occasional "Kent bugle"--the predecessor of the cornet--or some other
+instrument of brass. It is poor music at the best, and it cannot go far
+beyond marking time for the marching. But is it not better than the
+simple drum and fife of a common training-day? The "full brass band," we
+must recollect, is too expensive a luxury except for the most
+extraordinary occasions, and even then we run the risk of hearing
+"Highland Mary" repeated all day long, so scant is the _répertoire_. The
+regiment, headed by the cavalry and the music, passes the colonel and
+his staff. The music wheels out of the line, gives "three cheers," and
+remains at the colonel's side till the regiment has returned to its
+place. A hollow square is formed, in imitation of the great Napoleon at
+Waterloo, and the colonel addresses his "brother-officers and
+fellow-soldiers" in a few fitting words, and retires from the field.
+
+And now comes dinner,--a most important feature of muster-day. No one
+has had a bite since his breakfast at home by candle-light,--unless he
+has patronized the refreshment-booths. Even then he will not allow his
+appetite for the noonday meal to become impaired. By previous
+arrangement, each company dines by itself, or it joins forces with some
+friendly company and hires the services of a caterer. The hotel of the
+village cannot begin to accommodate the public, whether martial or
+civilian, and temporary sheds cover long lines of tables on which the
+feast is spread. It is a jolly company, and the scrambling for the
+viands and the vintages, if there are any, is done in a good-natured
+way. As the repast draws to a close and dessert is in order, the caterer
+appears at the end of one of the tables in shirt-sleeves that are more
+than wet with perspiration. Under his arm he holds a pile of plateless
+pies, just as the newsboy on the train secures a pile of magazines. The
+caterer marches down the length of the table with the half-inquiring,
+half-defiant announcement, "Pies, gentlemen! pies, gentlemen!" At every
+step he reaches for a pie, gives it a dexterous twirl between his thumb
+and finger, and sends it spinning to the recipient with a skill and
+accuracy of aim which would have done credit to the disk-thrower of the
+ancient Romans.
+
+The "noon gun," fired after dinner, calls the regiment back to the
+parade-ground. The real work of the day is over; and now come
+recreation and amusement. The remarkable "evolutions" of the several
+companies are shown, each town striving to outdo the others. Of course
+the Walton Light Infantry will excel all the rest; but it may be no easy
+matter to make every one think as we do. The newest evolution--that of
+the snake on training-day--certainly "brings down the house," even if it
+fails to carry an admission of its superiority. When this friendly
+rivalry is over, the sham fight proceeds. A rough structure of boards
+and boughs has been prepared to represent a fort, and one of the
+companies is imprisoned therein, with little air or light, and with no
+means of defence except to discharge their guns upward. The advancing
+regiment fires by platoons, which wheel outward and retire to the rear
+to load. The artillery fires blank charges from a neighboring hill. The
+sweltering soldiers within the fort are only too glad to capitulate and
+let some other company take their place; the new company, in turn, to
+capitulate and march out with the honors of war. Meanwhile, the
+cavalry--whose horses are more used to the plough than to the din of
+battle--has retired to a distance, and indulges in a sham fight on its
+own account. And yet, in spite of all this preparation and in spite of
+the pains that have been taken to show the fancy movements of the
+soldiers, you will seldom see a company that is really well drilled in
+the most simple movements; for drill-masters are unknown.
+
+The sham fight goes on till toward sunset, when the regiment is
+dismissed at the signal of the evening gun. And now comes the hurry to
+reach home. Such reckless driving, such wild racing over the hills and
+along the rough roads and ledges, and such a desire to "take off
+somebody's wheel," you never saw, unless you have been to a muster-day
+before. This is a part of the fun; and if you do not take it as the
+correct thing, and enjoy it too, you might as well have stayed away from
+the muster altogether.
+
+ FREDERIC G. MATHER.
+
+
+
+
+THE STORY OF A STORY.
+
+
+I.
+
+THE HEROINE.
+
+A horse-car, for all it is so common a sight, is not without its
+picturesque side. To stand on a long bridge at night, while the lights
+twinkle in the perspective, and watch one of these animated servants,
+with its colored globular eye, come scrambling toward you, is to see a
+clumsy, good-natured Caliban of this mechanical age. One of these days,
+when the horse-car is superseded by some electric skipping wicker-basket
+or what not, the Austin Dobson of the time will doubtless expend his
+light sympathy of verse on the pathetic old abandoned conveyance.
+
+Such picturesqueness, however, is rather for one who seeks, than a view
+which thrusts itself upon the merely casual observer. At any rate,
+another Austin,--Austin Buckingham,--who was engaged one winter evening
+at the end of a long bridge in idealizing horse-cars, hit upon this way
+of looking at the one he was waiting for, out of sheer desperation of
+intellect. He was a young _littérateur_ who was out of work. He was not,
+like other workmen in similar straits, going from one shop to another
+looking for a job. Not at all. He recognized the situation. He had only
+to write a clever story and he could quickly dispose of it. He had
+written a good many stories in his short day. Now he wished to write
+another. The pity of it was that he had no story to tell,--absolutely
+nothing. He had been through his note-books, but they gave him no help;
+he had kept his ears open for some suggestive little incident, but the
+whole world seemed suddenly given over to the dreariest commonplace. He
+had walked out this evening, slowly revolving in his mind the various
+odds and ends which came upon demand of his rag-picking memory, and yet
+nothing of value had turned up. He was tired, and determined to take a
+horse-car for the rest of the way.
+
+It was while he stood watching for the one which took him nearest to his
+door, that he made the slight reflection with which this story opens.
+"Could I make a horse-car the hero of my story?" he asked himself, with
+a petulant tone, as he thought how dismally dull he was. The jingling
+car came up, and he jumped upon the rear platform, wedged his way
+through the men and boys who crowded the steps and platform, and so
+pushed into the interior. He found half a dozen men in various attitudes
+of neglect, but all hanging abjectly by the loops which a considerate
+company had provided for its patrons. For his part, he preferred to
+brace himself against the forward door, which gave him a position where
+he could watch his fellow-prisoners.
+
+His eye fell at once on a girl for whom he always looked. He did not
+know her name, but, as the saying goes, he knew her face very well. She
+lived on the same street where he had his lodging, so that when they met
+in a horse-car they always got out together. From the regularity with
+which she came out in a certain car, Buckingham had sagely concluded
+that she was one of the multitude of girls who earned their living, for
+whom as a class he had great respect, though he did not happen to know
+any single member. He liked to look at her. She was shy and discreet in
+bearing; she usually entertained herself with a book, which permitted
+him larger liberty of eye; and she dressed with a neatness which had an
+individuality: she evidently expressed herself in her clothes. That is
+not all. She was undeniably pretty.
+
+Now, our young friend had seen her in his horse-car a great many times,
+but never under the conditions which existed at this time. People rarely
+exclaim to themselves except in novels, but Buckingham did deliberately
+shout to himself, "Why, this--this is my heroine! I have only to find a
+hero and a plot. I know this girl very well. I am sure I can make a
+story about her. Give me a hero, give me a plot, and there is my story!"
+
+
+II.
+
+MISS MARTINDALE.
+
+When the horse-car stopped at the foot of Grove Street, Austin
+Buckingham and the prospective heroine of his story got out so nearly at
+the same time that when they reached the sidewalk they were side by
+side. Beneath the gas-light stood a tallish man who was looking up to
+read the name of the street upon the lamp. The light thus fell on his
+face and brought it into distinctness; especially it disclosed a scar
+upon his cheek. He caught sight now of these two people, and at once
+addressed Buckingham:
+
+"Can you tell me whereabouts Mr. Martindale lives?"
+
+Buckingham hesitated, not because he knew and did not wish to tell, but
+because he did not know, but wished to, if possible, out of courtesy. He
+was trying to remember. The answer, however, came a moment after from
+the girl, who had checked her walk upon hearing the name.
+
+"I am going directly there," she said, and the two walked off together,
+the young man lifting his broad-brimmed felt hat in acknowledgment of
+her civility. He lifted it by seizing the crown in a bunch. It is
+difficult to lift a soft hat gracefully. Buckingham followed the pair,
+and when he had reached his own door-way he continued to follow them
+with his eyes until they were lost at a bend in the street. Then he
+entered the house where he lodged, and sat down in his study. He was
+greatly pleased with this little turn in affairs.
+
+"That is one step further in my story," he said to himself, for there
+was no one else to say it to. "So she is Miss Martindale, and this young
+man with a scar has come to see her father on business. He will stay to
+tea. The father will--what will the father do or say? I must look out
+the name in the directory, so as to get some solid basis of fact about
+the father,--something to avoid, of course, when I arrange him in the
+story. If he is a stone-cutter I must make him a house- and
+sign-painter. I must disguise him so that his most intimate friend will
+not detect him."
+
+Austin Buckingham was in the most agreeable humor as he proceeded to
+prepare his solitary tea, for he was a bachelor and yet he detested
+restaurants and boarding-houses. His dinner he needed to buy, and eat
+where he bought it, but his breakfast and tea he provided in the room
+which served as study and dining-room. He did not wash his dishes, it
+may be remarked, with the exception of a Kaga cup which was too precious
+to be intrusted to his landlady.
+
+He had set aside his tea-things, and, with a paper and pencil, was
+proceeding to sketch a plot for his story, with Miss Martindale for the
+heroine and the young man with a scar for a hero, when there was a knock
+at the door, and the servant came in, bearing a card. It contained the
+name of Henry Dale Wilding, a correspondent whom he had never met, but
+who had begun with asking for his autograph, and had now ended, it
+seems, with calling in person.
+
+"Show him up," said the story-teller; and Mr. Wilding, who was two steps
+behind the servant, instantly presented himself. His face was certainly
+familiar. Ah! it was the scar upon the face which made the recognition
+easy.
+
+
+III.
+
+MR. WILDING.
+
+"This is very pleasant," said Buckingham cordially, as he bade the young
+man lay aside his coat and take a seat by the fire. While his guest was
+obeying him, the host said in an aside,--only the aside was inaudible,
+contrary to the custom of asides,--"He does not recognize me. I will
+draw him out."
+
+"I was in town this evening,--in fact, in this very street," said Mr.
+Wilding,--"and I could not resist the temptation to call on you."
+
+"I am very glad you didn't," said Buckingham heartily. "It is evident
+you were led into it. Have you many friends in town?"
+
+"Not very many. I know one or two men in college. I thought at one time
+of coming here to college myself. I gave that up, however, and now I am
+thinking of taking a special course, perhaps in English. Indeed, that is
+one reason why I came to town to-day."
+
+"Well, the college is hospitable enough. It is a great hotel, with
+accommodations for regular boarders, but with reduced tickets for the
+_table-d'hôte_, and a restaurant for any one who happens in, where one
+may dine _à la carte_."
+
+"I have not had a classical education," said the young man.
+
+"Very well: you can make a special point of that. Very few of our later
+writers have had a classical education. Scholarship is no longer a part
+of general culture. It is a profession by itself. It is scientific, not
+literary."
+
+"But you had a classical education, Mr. Buckingham?"
+
+"Yes, I had once. I don't deny that I am glad I had; but I am forced to
+conceal it nowadays."
+
+"And you still read the classics," he went on, with a respectful glance
+at a Greek book lying open on the table. Buckingham hastily closed the
+book.
+
+"Yes, when no one is looking. But tell me about your plans. Shall you
+room in the college buildings?"
+
+"I have come so late in the year that I cannot get any satisfactory
+rooms."
+
+"Why not try getting a room somewhere in this neighborhood? There are
+students, I think, who live on this street. I am afraid there are no
+vacant rooms in this house, or I would introduce you to my landlady."
+
+"I am not sure but I shall. In fact, I have been looking at a room
+farther up the street this evening."
+
+"Indeed! What house did you find it in?"
+
+"I found two or three houses that had rooms to let for students. They
+were not boarding-houses. I don't care to board."
+
+"Mr. Wilding, my opinion of you rises with each sentiment you express.
+First you think of studying English in a scholarly fashion; then you
+detest boarding. I am sure we shall be friends. I shall invite you to
+take tea with me,--not to-night, for I have already had my tea, but when
+you are settled in your room."
+
+"Thank you; I accept with pleasure. I am glad you did not insist on my
+taking tea with you to-night, for I have just come from tea."
+
+"Oh! I remember you said you had friends in town."
+
+"Yes; I have some cousins of an indefinite degree. They live on this
+street, and they will make it pleasant for me. But they know very little
+about the college, and I ventured to call to ask your advice about this
+matter of a special course. Would you try for a degree?"
+
+Mr. Buckingham had nothing to do with the college; he was not even a
+graduate of this particular one; but he dearly loved to give advice. He
+took down the college catalogue, and talked with great animation for
+some time to his young friend, who confided to him that his ambition was
+to be an author, and that he had already written several sketches of
+character.
+
+"Excellent," said Buckingham to himself. "You shall be my hero; only you
+will write short poems. Then nobody will detect your likeness."
+
+Wilding stayed an hour, and then made ready to leave.
+
+"If you are going to take the car, you are just in time," said his host,
+as they shook hands by the door of his room.
+
+"I am going first to my cousin's," said the young man.
+
+"Oh, are you? Wait a moment. I should like a little airing. I will walk
+along with you." And Buckingham, with a sudden admiration for his prompt
+seizure of the hour, put on his hat and coat.
+
+
+IV.
+
+THE PLAY MYSTERY.
+
+Two young women were sitting over their worsted-work in the house
+numbered 17 Grove Street.
+
+"Twenty-five, twenty-six," said the elder. "Lillie, if I were you, I
+would always carry one of his books with me in the horse-car, prepared
+to open and read it whenever he chanced to hang by the straps over me.
+He would be sure to try to read it upside down, and--"
+
+"Nonsense, Julia! you speak exactly as if I were running after him."
+
+"Not running, my dear, but waiting for him. Confess it; don't you make
+up stories about this Mr. Buckingham? don't you call him Austin all by
+yourself?"
+
+"Julia, you are shameless! I have a great mind to roll up my work and go
+up-stairs."
+
+"Oh, no, Lillie. Stay here; for Henry will surely be back soon, and we
+shall learn exactly how the lion looked in his den. What a singularly
+good piece of fortune it was that Henry should have met you both!"
+
+"Julia! you don't suppose that cousin of yours has been telling! You
+don't suppose he has mentioned me to Mr. Buckingham!"
+
+"It is impossible to say. You get two men talking together, and you may
+be sure they forget all their promises of secrecy. Now, I shouldn't
+wonder if Henry were at this very moment--"
+
+"You are simply--"
+
+"Hark! There's Henry now."
+
+For the door opened, and Mr. Wilding entered, the remains of a smile
+upon his face.
+
+"I really should like to know, Julia," he said, "what you two ladies
+have been talking about. We could almost hear. We certainly could see."
+
+"We, Henry? Pray, who is we?"
+
+"Why, Mr. Buckingham and I. You have certainly a most hospitable fashion
+of leaving your shades up. He walked out with me after I had called on
+him, and he seemed to have a good deal to say after we came to the door.
+There is an excellent view of the interior from the door; and Miss Vila
+and you were certainly animated."
+
+"This is really dreadful! Lillie, do you suppose he saw us talk?"
+
+"I don't know. I feel as if he heard every word.--Mr. Wilding, I hope
+you didn't repeat any of the foolish speeches your cousin made at the
+tea-table?"
+
+"I was discreetness itself, Miss Vila."
+
+"But why didn't you invite him in, Henry?" asked his cousin.
+
+"Upon my word, this is reasonable! First I am made to promise solemnly
+that I won't disclose Miss Vila's name, and then I am asked why I didn't
+bring him in and introduce him. He wanted to come in, I know."
+
+"He wanted to!"
+
+"Yes; he tried to worm out of me who my cousin was, and he walked up
+here on purpose to find out where you lived."
+
+"How lucky there is no name on the door!" exclaimed the cousin.
+
+"But he heard me ask for your husband's house,--did he not, Miss Vila?
+And why on earth you should make such a mystery of it all I can't see."
+
+"Do draw the shade, Julia. It makes me nervous. I feel as if he were
+looking in now."
+
+"Nonsense, Lillie! he's a gentleman."
+
+"But why do you make such a mystery of it all?" persisted the young man.
+
+"There is no mystery," said Miss Vila stiffly. And, gathering up her
+work, she went up-stairs.
+
+"It's only play mystery, Henry," said his cousin, when they were alone.
+"You see, Lillie Vila has been coming out in the horse-car with him
+every night for a long time; and she has seen him watching her. Of
+course she has seen him, but he has not seen that she has seen him. Men
+are so stupid. And she knows that he has tried in vain to find out who
+she is. He saw her once go into the library. She was dreadfully afraid
+he would come in and see her working behind the screen; but he evidently
+fancied she went in to get a book. Then he is always managing to stand
+or sit near her, and he peeks at her book when she is reading. He is
+just dying, I know, to find out who she is."
+
+
+V.
+
+THE REAL MYSTERY.
+
+Mr. Austin Buckingham found on his table, when he returned from his walk
+with Henry Wilding, a scrap of paper. It had nothing on it but the words
+"The Mystery." This was the heading which he had made for his story. He
+had been interrupted by his caller just as he had written the words. He
+had not the remotest notion when he set them down what the mystery was
+which he meant to reveal. The title now seemed like a prophecy to him.
+Instead, however, of jotting down an outline of his story, he took out
+his note-book and wrote busily:
+
+"I wish I knew just what I saw this evening. I had walked out with Henry
+Wilding, who called, and who was going, he said, to his cousin's. Now, I
+will not conceal from my faithful journal that I was moved by a desire
+to know just who his cousin was and where he or she lived; for by a most
+fortunate chance I have found out that my maiden without a name lives,
+or probably lives, at a Mr. Martindale's, on this street. I tried to
+draw Wilding out without betraying my own interest, but he was very
+obtuse, and even seemed to be ashamed of his cousin. At any rate, he
+parried my questions, and of course I could not push my curiosity.
+However, I got the better of him, and walked out with him when he left.
+As luck would have it again, the shades were drawn at the house where he
+stopped, and the bright light within made the scene perfectly distinct.
+I talked on the door-step about I know not what, half hoping that
+Wilding would invite me in, but really absorbed in watching two ladies
+who sat by a table. One was my fair unknown, the other a lady whom I
+have occasionally seen, and whom I take to be Wilding's cousin,--though
+this is all guess-work. Whether she is or not, she is evidently a very
+unpleasant sort of body, for, whatever she said, the other was plainly
+exceedingly vexed and mortified. She covered her face with her hands. At
+one time she made a movement as if to leave. She looked earnest and
+troubled. I could vow she was about to burst into tears. Her face was
+very expressive. No one who shows such sudden changes can help being a
+person of rare sensibility. I am almost out of conceit of making her the
+heroine of my story, though, to be sure, I am not likely to interfere
+with her personal rights, so long as I do not know either her name or
+her history.
+
+"To come back to the pantomime which I saw through the window. It was
+probably by no means so mysterious in reality as it appeared to me. Yet
+what could it have been? or, rather, how can I appropriate it for my
+purposes? I have it! The very situation of looking through a window
+shall serve as the critical point in my story, only it shall be the hero
+of my story, and not an idle spectator like myself, who does the
+looking. The young poet, Wilding in disguise, only walks out at night.
+He is a shy fellow, who even in public holds his hat, as it were, before
+his face. He keeps by himself in his garret, brooding over his poems,
+and seeing no one, until he almost loses the power of ordinary
+association with other people. When night comes, he walks, sometimes
+through the night. But his loneliness has generated a desire for
+companionship which he can satisfy only by ghostly intercourse. So,
+instead of knowing people, he imagines them, and falls in love with his
+imaginations. He observes that one house looking toward the sea always
+keeps its curtains drawn. He falls into the way of stealing by every
+night to catch a glimpse of a fireside. There he sees a fair girl,--and
+I may as well draw her portrait like that of my unknown friend,--with
+eyes that are downcast but when raised suddenly grow large and lustrous,
+with hands that fold themselves when disengaged, with hair that peeps
+shyly over the forehead, and with a figure that seems always to be
+listening. She becomes the world to him. He has renounced all common
+association with men and women, and he peoples the world which he has
+thus brushed out with shapes caught from this one girl. The very silence
+which separates them makes him more quick in his imagination to invest
+her with the grace which her distant presence never denies."
+
+"Bah! what superfine nonsense I am writing!" exclaimed Buckingham,
+pushing his note-book aside, but continuing to sit before his fire in
+revery.
+
+
+VI.
+
+THE REVERSE SIDE OF THE TAPESTRY.
+
+Mr. Henry Wilding suited himself easily to a room in a house which stood
+just beyond his cousin's. He wanted little to make him at home; for he
+had only pitched his tent in this university town, and had no thought of
+settling in it. His wish was to get what he came for and to go again as
+little encumbered with baggage as he had come. Something of this sort he
+had been saying, not long after his established routine had begun, in a
+letter to the lady to whom he had the good fortune to be engaged. "I
+never could feel settled so far from you," he went on gallantly; "and I
+want only so much home at hand as will keep me from daily discontent. So
+it is exceedingly convenient to have my cousin Julia next door. I feel
+as one might who lived over a grocery-shop: there would be no fear of
+starving, at all events. When my supply of family feeling runs low, I
+drop in upon Julia and lay in enough to last a few days. Her friend, who
+makes a home with her, of whom I wrote in my last, does not greatly
+interest me. She says very little; but I am willing to grant that she is
+uncommonly pretty. I don't know why I say this in such grudging fashion.
+If some one else be fair to me, what care I how fair this 't other one
+be? Julia admires her greatly; but I suspect she is one of the kind whom
+one needs to marry ever to get at. Julia is as much married to her as
+one woman can be to another; and that explains why she sees so much in
+her. She sometimes reports scraps of conversations which she has held
+with this Miss Lillie Vila. Unless Julia makes up both sides of the
+conversation, her friend certainly is intelligent, and, I am afraid,
+witty. I say this last because it piques me that I have never extracted
+any witty remark from her.
+
+"As for John, he is imperturbably good-natured. His profession keeps him
+away a good deal; but when he is at home he seems to do nothing but read
+a book by the fireside and chuckle to himself. Julia and Miss Vila both
+admire him greatly; but I suspect it is necessary to reconstruct him out
+of imaginary material before one can get to think very highly of him.
+Women do this naturally. I can always make myself humble by thinking
+that you do it with me.
+
+"Buckingham is decidedly more interesting. I have not seen him since the
+evening I called upon him; but as I recall him, his air, his
+conversation, and the shell of a room which he has been forming about
+him, I constantly find something new to enjoy. He has a good deal of
+insight. I am not uncomfortable when I remember how steadily he looked
+at me; for he is not cynical. Indeed, I should say that he had managed
+to preserve an unusual amount of sentiment,--more than is generally
+found in one at his time of life. I am convinced that he ought to marry;
+and if he ever does, I am sure that he will give up writing stories. He
+is just one of those men who will find such satisfaction in domestic
+life as to become indifferent to imaginative experiences. I notice that
+in his stories he always seems to be groping about for some agreeable
+domestic conclusion. His room shows it. It looks as if a woman had been
+in it, but had left before she had put the final touch to it. She ought
+to come back."
+
+
+VII.
+
+MR. BUCKINGHAM MAKES A MOVE.
+
+A week after Henry Wilding had called on Austin Buckingham, that
+gentleman tried to return his call. It must be confessed that his motive
+was not so much a commendable desire to get even socially with his new
+acquaintance, nor to give him good advice, as it was to get a nearer
+view of the heroine of his story. Candor compels me to say that every
+evening for the week past Buckingham had taken an airing, and always in
+the same direction. He had always found the shade drawn at No. 17, and
+often he had caught a glimpse, as he sauntered past, of the figure which
+he now knew so well. It is true that he had never again seen Miss Vila
+in so dramatic a character as upon the first evening when he had
+discovered her _en famille;_ but he had seen her, not as one sees a
+portrait, which always looks in the same direction. In the horse-car she
+had been such a portrait to him,--the "Portrait of a Lady Reading."
+Behind the window of Mr. Martindale's house she had been a figure in a
+_tableau vivant_, often animated, always disclosing some new grace of
+attitude, some new charm of manner. He faintly told himself that these
+views enabled him to form a more distinct impression of the character of
+his heroine: whenever he should have his plot ready, his heroine would
+in the various situations instantly appear to him with the vividness and
+richness of reality.
+
+He bethought himself that it was high time to see a little more of his
+hero; and so he persuaded himself that in going to call upon him he was
+engaged in a strictly professional occupation. If by any chance he
+should hear the rustle of the heroine's dress, why, that could not
+possibly injure any impressions which he might receive of his hero's
+individuality. These two people had become important factors in his
+story. He had not yet succeeded in sketching his plot. He felt it all
+the more necessary that they should sketch it for him. He was sure that
+he should readily catch at any hint which they might drop. He would
+therefore go into the society of his hero--and heroine.
+
+For, somehow or other, whenever he essayed to call up the image of his
+hero and make it yield some distinct personality, the heroine would
+gently come to the fore. It was like going to a party and finding the
+eye glancing off from every black-coated figure to the richly-draped
+presence which made the party different from a town-meeting.
+
+He was so much under the influence of all this reflex sentiment that he
+dressed himself with care before he went out, and so presented himself
+at the door of Mr. Martindale's house. It did not occur to him that
+Wilding lived anywhere else. He had taken it for granted that the young
+man was still at his cousin's. So when the door was opened for him he
+asked if Mr. Wilding were in, at the same time presenting his card. It
+chanced that the maid-servant had that day entered Mr. Martindale's
+service,--not a very rare chance in any household,--and, never having
+heard Mr. Wilding's name, indeed, not now hearing it, but hearing
+instead the name Miss Vila, cordially welcomed the distinguished-looking
+visitor, and marched before him into the little parlor, where she
+presented the card, on a salver which she had snatched on the way, to
+Miss Vila, who was sitting with Mrs. Martindale. The two ladies were
+playing backgammon.
+
+
+VIII.
+
+THE INTERRUPTED GAME.
+
+"For me!" exclaimed Miss Vila, in a dismayed undertone. "Julia!"
+
+Mrs. Martindale glanced at the card. She rose at once, just as Mr.
+Buckingham entered the room with a little hesitation in his step. As the
+two ladies held the backgammon-board in their laps, one effect of the
+sudden movement was to send the men rolling in every direction about the
+room. It was weeks before one of the men--a black one--was found.
+
+Mr. Buckingham saw his card in Miss Vila's hands. He addressed himself
+to her:
+
+"Possibly your servant misunderstood me. I asked for Mr. Wilding."
+
+"She is a new servant," said Mrs. Martindale, and then added, with
+alacrity, as she seized the accident by its nearest horn, "her mistake
+was probably one of the ear. She thought you asked for Miss Vila." Mrs.
+Martindale had it in her to wave her hand toward the young lady, as if
+showing off wax-works, and to explain, "This is Miss Vila," but Mr.
+Buckingham was quick enough not to need the line upon line.
+
+"I must beg Miss Vila's pardon. There certainly is a likeness in the
+names, if you spell it with a _we_."
+
+"I will speak to Mr. Wilding," said Mrs. Martindale, jerking an eyeful
+of mysterious intelligence at Miss Vila and whisking out of the room.
+
+"I hope you were just about to be beaten, Miss Vila," said Buckingham,
+"for I see I have spoiled the game."
+
+"It is nothing," said she.
+
+She had said nothing, but she had said it with a singularly musical
+voice, and, after all, it is not the significant words but the
+significant tones which touch one.
+
+"No. It is nothing," he repeated. "A game may always be interrupted,
+because it is not the conclusion but the playing which gives it any
+value. I suspect it is like the stories we read,--somebody comes in, and
+we lay the book down before we come to the end. It is no great matter if
+we never take it up again. We got our pleasure, not from knowing how
+things turned out, but from knowing things." He blushed a little as he
+said this. In fact, his own inchoate story came to his mind. Besides,
+Miss Vila had his card. Since she read so constantly, it was odds but
+she knew of him. He blushed a little more as this thought crossed his
+mind.
+
+"Do you think so?" she asked, and her downcast eyes were suddenly
+up-turned in full, the look which he had often patiently watched for as
+he had seen her in the horse-car. "I find the end necessary. If I stop
+half-way I think I have done the story-teller an injustice. I have not
+given him the chance to tell me all he intended to tell me. He lets out
+the secret of his characters by degrees. He could justly say to me, 'You
+do not know the heroine; you have not seen her in that scene which is
+going to test her.'"
+
+"You are quite right," said Buckingham, "if you really think you are
+under any obligation to the story-teller."
+
+"Why, of course I am," she exclaimed, with wide-open surprise. Then she
+blushed in turn,--first a little color of half-indignant rebuke, then a
+warm hue as she thought of her unnecessary earnestness, then a deep
+crimson as there rushed over her the sudden recollection of the hours
+she had spent in Buckingham's company, and the silent admiration which
+she had bestowed from the shelter of ignorance upon this gentleman who
+now sat composedly before her. It was by an effort of self-control that
+she did not spring from her seat and leave the room. The effort blanched
+her face. It was as she sat thus, her eyes cast down, her lips set, her
+countenance pale, that Mrs. Martindale returned.
+
+
+IX.
+
+THE UNNECESSARY HERO.
+
+"My cousin will be here presently," she said, as she entered the room.
+And then her eye fell on Miss Vila and glanced quickly at Mr.
+Buckingham, who was nervously fingering his stick. "Meanwhile," she
+added, with a mischievous look, "I will ask you to remain with us, as
+Mr. Wilding will be obliged to see you here. Lillie, you have the
+gentleman's card. It seems awkward to wait for the formality of Henry's
+introduction. Will you have the kindness to make us acquainted?"
+
+Miss Vila gravely performed the ceremony.
+
+"Your cousin is fortunate in finding friends in town, Mrs. Martindale,"
+said Buckingham; "for a collegian coming here freshly, especially one in
+a special course, is apt to be slow in breaking through the hedge which
+divides the college from the town."
+
+"Yes, he is quite fortunate," said his cousin. "I exercise an influence
+over him. You know we exercise an influence over students, don't you?"
+
+Buckingham laughed.
+
+"I supposed that was what the town was for."
+
+"When they are away from home and parents and all those refining
+influences, we serve as substitutes. Henry is away, not so much from his
+parents, who are dead, as from the lady to whom he is engaged. That is
+why I feel bound to exercise an influence over him." Mrs. Martindale
+made this explanation with a serious air, but Buckingham, whose eye
+never stayed far from Miss Vila, detected that young lady casting a
+reproachful, not to say indignant, glance at the speaker. Miss Vila,
+indeed, made a motion as if to leave, but, with another quick blush, as
+if she had betrayed a secret thought, settled again into her chair. To
+tell the secret, she had a sudden misgiving that her reckless friend
+might take it into her head to make ingenuous revelations concerning
+her.
+
+"I hope he finds his work agreeable," said Buckingham; not that he cared
+a straw, but by way of keeping up his end of the conversation.
+
+"Oh, I have no doubt he does, or he would come to see us oftener. I
+mean," she explained hurriedly, "he would stay in his room less."
+
+"He certainly takes his time now in coming down," thought the visitor.
+There was, however, a movement in the passage, and Mrs. Martindale
+darted out. She came back immediately, looking somewhat embarrassed.
+
+"I am sorry," she faltered, "but I find I am mistaken. He is not in."
+
+"I am afraid you are not exerting enough influence, Mrs. Martindale,"
+said Buckingham pleasantly, but somewhat perplexed in his mind at the
+length of time it had taken to make this discovery, and at the
+hallucination which had seemed to possess his cousin's mind when she
+announced him as about to appear. As for Miss Vila, she persistently
+refused to look up. She scarcely looked up, indeed, when Mr. Buckingham
+bowed himself out, though he looked eagerly at her, in hopes once more
+of catching the full light of her eyes.
+
+She did look up, however, when the door closed behind the visitor, and
+she looked straight at Mrs. Martindale. That lady answered her look
+with one tear and a good many words:
+
+"Well, Lillie, if you knew how I felt at getting into such a scrape, you
+wouldn't look at me as if you were an Avenging Conscience, or a Nemesis,
+or any of those horrid furies. No; and you wouldn't look speechlessly
+sorrowful, either. Of course I ought to have told him at once that Henry
+did not live here, and I ought to have sent him next door instead of
+sending Kate, and I ought not to have pretended that he was coming the
+next moment; but of course I thought he was at home, and then when he
+came I could have laughed it off; but he didn't come, and I was too
+frightened to laugh it off. Oh, yes, I am a criminal of the deepest dye;
+but he's introduced, Lillie, and you've introduced him to me, and we're
+all--we're all introduced."
+
+
+X.
+
+THE REAL HERO.
+
+When a pile of wood has been laid upon smouldering embers, a thin curl
+of smoke crawls lazily up the chimney, another follows with like
+indolence, and it looks after a while as if the wood would not burn at
+all. Suddenly a little whiff of air enters the pile, when, presto! up
+blazes the fire, and soon there is a famous glow.
+
+It was somewhat thus with Mr. Austin Buckingham. He had been toying with
+the fancy of his story, and especially of this maiden to whom his eyes
+had become so wonted, and had allowed himself to look at her in so many
+lights, that she had gradually come to be always before him. The figure
+of the hero had as gradually disappeared: it was only by an effort that
+he could revive it. Suddenly he had sat a long quarter of an hour with
+the girl, he had heard her voice, he had seen her smile, he had felt the
+graciousness of her near presence when he was not merely at hand, but
+the direct object of her thought. What a world of difference there was
+between sitting by her side in a crowded horse-car and sitting even
+half a room-breadth's away, when they two were the only ones in the
+room!
+
+By all this experience, as much perhaps by what had gone before as by
+what had followed suddenly after, Buckingham now stood revealed to
+himself. He was ablaze with this new, tingling, searching ardor. When he
+had entered the room and shut the door, he saw lying upon his table his
+note-book, open as he had left it. He had been amusing himself, just
+before he went out, with further suggestions for his story. He dipped
+his pen into the ink and drew a bold, straight line across the page. He
+stood looking at the leaf,--idle fancy above the line, a blank below it.
+
+A knock at the door, and Henry Wilding entered. Buckingham greeted him
+with a sudden excess of fervor which puzzled the young man.
+
+"I was sorry to miss finding you," he began, and then checked himself.
+"Not so very sorry either, since fortune made me acquainted with--your
+cousin--and with Miss Vila," he added, after an embarrassed pause.
+
+"I don't understand," said Wilding. "Have I missed a call from you?"
+
+"Yes. I just came from your house. Your cousin at first thought you were
+at home. Now I think of it, she--"
+
+"But I don't live at my cousin's," said Wilding.
+
+"Where do you live, then?"
+
+"Next door to her house."
+
+"Oh! then she sent out for you. That explains it." And so Mr.
+Buckingham, intent on his own affairs, brushed away the duplicity of the
+fair hostess. "But I was very glad to hear a piece of news about you
+from her. Let me congratulate you. I did not know you were engaged." And
+he shook Wilding's hand warmly. He was not so generous at the moment as
+he appeared. In reality, he was shaking his own hand in anticipation.
+Wilding responded with a good-natured laugh.
+
+"I have sometimes wondered, Mr. Buckingham," he said, "how you, who
+write stories of love and marriage, should remain unmarried."
+
+"Let us put it the other way. How can I who am unmarried write such
+stories? In truth, I have a dim sense that persons like you, who know
+the matter by experience, must laugh inwardly at my innocent attempts at
+realistic treatment."
+
+"Why not, then, have the experience first?" said Wilding lightly.
+
+"God forbid!" said Buckingham, with a somewhat unintelligible
+seriousness. "If I were ever in love, it seems to me I should stop
+writing love-stories."
+
+Now, this was just what happened, for a time at least. To any one so
+dead in love as Buckingham was at this time, all circumstances are
+favorable. It needs but a given moment, and the hero is on hand ready to
+seize it. The next night he could not ride out from the city; he must
+walk. When he got beyond the bridge, he wondered that he saw no
+horse-cars coming toward him. He remembered that he had seen none for
+some time, but now he noticed a long line of them standing before him,
+pointed outward. He heard the puff of a steam fire-engine, and saw that
+travel by rail was stopped by a fire. The hose crossed the track, and
+the incoming horse-cars were in a long line beyond it. He looked at the
+cars which he had over-taken. Midway in the line stood the one he had
+been accustomed to take. He caught sight of a familiar head bent over a
+book. He stepped into the car and stood before Miss Vila. He bent
+forward, and she looked up as he spoke:
+
+"The cars are stopped by a fire. We may be delayed a long while. Why not
+walk home from here? It is a fine night."
+
+He spoke somewhat hurriedly. He did not know how appealingly he looked.
+She did, however, and she closed her book and followed him.
+
+The story, then, never was written, even though the heroine had been
+found. Everything else had disappeared,--the hero, the mystery, the
+plot. Nothing was left but the heroine and--love.
+
+ HORACE E. SCUDDER.
+
+
+
+
+SHADOWS ALL.
+
+
+ Shadows all!
+ From the birth-robe to the pall,
+ In this travesty of life,
+ Hollow calm and fruitless strife,
+ Whatsoe'er the actors seem,
+ They are posturing in a dream;
+ Fates may rise, and fates may fall,
+ Shadows are we, shadows all!
+
+ From what sphere
+ Float these phantoms flickering here?
+ From what mystic circle cast
+ In the dim æonian Past?
+ Many voices make reply,
+ But they only rise to die
+ Down the midnight mystery,
+ While earth's mocking echoes call,
+ Shadows, shadows, shadows all!
+
+ PAUL HAMILTON HAYNE.
+
+
+
+
+ROSES OF YESTERDAY AND TO-DAY.
+
+
+It always seemed to me, as a child, that the birds put their hearts more
+wholly into their songs in that special little corner of Paradise on the
+Hudson River than they did anywhere else. Not that it was really so very
+little a corner, being small only in comparison with an entire Paradise,
+composed of many such bits, that lines the shore of the beautiful
+Hudson.
+
+It was so great a delight to the child who knew little of country
+pleasures to be called away from some task or commonplace "every-day"
+pastime and to be told that there was an invitation to spend an
+afternoon, or perhaps several days, at Professor Morse's place, "Locust
+Grove."
+
+There would be the drive, leaning back in the barouche (with a feeling
+of easy importance lent by the consciousness of wondrous delights to
+come) and looking up with a species of admiring awe at the herculean
+form of the French coachman, who seemed to be concealing romantically
+brigandish recollections behind his fiery black eyes and wide-spreading,
+ferocious moustache. Along the dusty "South Road" we would go, under the
+green lights and shadows of the maple-trees, over the two miles which
+stretch between Poughkeepsie town and "Locust Grove,"--past "Eastman's
+Park," with its smart decorations, past the small, unambitious houses,
+draped with many-hued, old-fashioned roses, that straggled along the
+dividing-line between the narrow restrictions of town and the fragrant
+wideness of the country, where the air was cool with the breath of the
+river, and the breezes brought suggestions of freshly-cut grass, just
+blown locust-blossoms, and the thousand sweet, indefinable scents of the
+woods.
+
+On approaching the boundaries of "the Grove," the perfume of the
+locust-flowers assumed due prominence, as the name of the place implies
+they should, while their white clusters drooped from the heavily-loaded
+branches till they fairly touched the high posts of the gate. And then
+would come the drive up the dim avenue, flecked with patches of sunshine
+that lay like fallen gold pieces in the dusk shadow, while if one
+glanced upward or on either side one saw nothing save the arching
+trees,--pines and locusts, and maples no less stately,--until a space
+was reached where the grove was less dense and the view widened to a
+stretch of velvet grass whitened with daisies lying soft on the tops of
+the blades in a way to make one fancy a summer fall of snow. At the turn
+of the avenue one caught a glimpse of the house, with its vine-wreathed
+tower, generous piazzas, and hospitable _porte-cochère_, and in the
+background, beyond the lawn, the river, with the blue hills on the
+opposite shore veiled by a light, lace like haze, just enough of a haze
+to lend mystery to the distance.
+
+The loud clattering of the horses' shoes on the stone pavement under the
+_porte-cochère_, which informed the occupants of the house that visitors
+had come, seemed always to tell the youngest, most insignificant, yet
+happiest of those visitors that the anticipated hour of many delights
+had actually arrived. And of these delights there were to the heart of
+the child a thousand and one such as could scarcely be realized or even
+dreamed of at the home in town. There were the broad, shady piazzas to
+be walked over with dainty footfalls, lest the grown people should be
+disturbed. There was the mystic retreat within the circle of a group of
+low-branching pines, the secret of which one penetrated by stepping down
+from the front piazza at a certain place and there insinuating one's
+self into a small opening, which only the initiated could discover,
+among the trees. Here one had a little fragrant sanctum all one's own,
+carpeted with pine needles, green and brown, and arched over by ceiling
+and walls of thick branches, from out of which peeped startled robins,
+who soon, finding that no harm was meant them, went on with their song.
+Then there was the garden, fragrant and brilliant, which one might
+explore when one had promised Thomas, the presiding genius, that one
+would not touch his cherished sweets, for it "went to his heart" to see
+a single blossom torn from its parent stem. And there were the
+grape-houses, for which the place was famous far and near,--hot, and
+odorous of moist soil and growing vines, among which white and purple
+clusters hung temptingly heavy and low.
+
+One especial pleasure was to walk along the gravelled path that skirted
+the smooth, level stretch of lawn at the back of the house, and thus to
+reach the brow of the hill overlooking the "farm" and the river. There
+were seats on the edge of this bluff, and a large spring-board on which
+one might ride and jump to one's heart's content. By following this path
+still farther, and to the left, one soon deserted the well-kept lawn and
+found one's self on a narrow, winding walk overhanging a deep, wooded
+ravine, in the depths of which a little brook ran curving about among
+the ferns and daisies; and presently, far out of sight of the house, in
+shade so dense as to lend a certain pleasing enchantment, one came upon
+a rustic summer-house, with odd, three-cornered-seats, and a table
+surrounding the tree-trunk that supported the centre of the roof.
+
+There were manifold other out-of-door enjoyments, such as visiting the
+pigeon-house, and, as a rare favor, rioting in the scented hay in the
+loft over the barn, visiting the gardener's wife (whose home was in that
+part of the old Livingston mansion which its master and time had allowed
+to stand), and being permitted to draw water from the ancient well,
+about which hung so many stories of generations past. How exciting it
+was, and with what delicious awe one listened, when the little lady who
+was a fairy grandmamma instead of a fairy godmother in the household
+told a certain story regarding this well! It was a story before the time
+of her own birth, when two of her older sisters were very tiny girls.
+One day, when the mother was busy in superintending some homely task
+(such as the manufacturing of the "cream cheese," perhaps, for which she
+was noted), the baby of two years toddled in and began to lisp over and
+over the same broken words, "Tatie in 'ell, Tatie in 'ell." She had
+repeated them many times, with increasing insistence, before the busy
+mother realized that they possessed a meaning. "Tatie in 'ell, Tatie in
+'ell," the little one said, pulling at her mother's gown, half crying as
+she spoke; and then it dawned upon the latter that her baby had
+something serious to tell. She yielded to the little importunate hands
+upon her dress, and followed the child out of doors to the well and
+there looked down. "Katie" was indeed in the well, as the lisping tongue
+had tried to say, and, gazing into the darkness below, the mother could
+see the frightened, pitiful little face turned up to her, while two
+small hands convulsively grasped the edge of the great bucket. The
+husband and father was away from home, all the men employed about the
+place were working at a distance, and there was no time to lose: those
+frail hands must soon relax their hold, and the child was sorely
+terrified and begging to be saved. As the mother hesitated, in an agony
+of doubt, out from the house came a stout, elderly serving-woman, who
+had lived in the family for many years, and who was especially devoted
+to little Kate. She had heard her mistress's cry, and, running to look
+into the well, without even waiting to explain, she set about the
+execution of a hazardous and original plan of rescue. Climbing over the
+curb, she began to descend by striding the well and planting her feet
+upon the rough, protruding stones of which the sides were formed. Not
+one woman in a thousand could or would have done such a thing; but this
+one was tall and strong, and brave as a lion with the might of her love
+for little Kate. She saved the child, who had suffered no graver injury
+than a thorough drenching and a fright which served as a warning for
+herself and the children of her own and several generations to come.
+
+Interesting as was this story and others told of the past, and
+delightful as it was to play under the great trees, roaming at one's own
+sweet will all about "the Grove," better than everything else was it to
+be admitted into the "sanctum sanctorum" of the place,--Professor
+Morse's study,--where the master sat among his books and treasures, his
+kindly, clear-featured face and bright brown eyes, framed in by silver
+hair and beard, shining out from the curtained dimness of the room.
+There were many objects fascinating even to a child in that study, which
+opened out of the family library with its store of books. The library
+was very good, but the study was still better. There, under a glass
+case, was the first telegraph-instrument that had ever been made. One or
+two of Professor Morse's early paintings hung upon the wall, and
+sometimes he would display a few sketches to the older members of the
+party, who were naturally regardless of the fact that there was "a chiel
+amang 'em, takin' notes." The crowning treat offered within the
+study-walls, however, was to have the marvels of the Professor's immense
+and powerful microscope displayed before our wondering gaze. There we
+became acquainted with the rainbow-tinted plumes of the fly's wing and
+the jewels that lie hidden from ordinary ken in the pollen and petals of
+the simplest blossoms. And the master of it all, to whom the marvels
+were as familiar as the common objects themselves, seemed to derive a
+genuine pleasure from that which he bestowed upon his guests.
+
+When Professor Morse purchased Locust Grove, before his second marriage,
+he was not aware that it had belonged to the family of the lady who was
+soon to become his wife. Indeed, it was not until some friend remarked,
+"How delightful for you to take your bride to the old ancestral place
+owned by her kindred for so many generations!" that he knew the home
+would possess any associations, save those to be formed in the future,
+for his _fiancée_. But no doubt at the beginning of their life there
+Locust Grove was thus rendered doubly dear to both. The old Livingston
+mansion was at that time standing, much nearer to the entrance-gates
+than the more modern residence inhabited by the owner's family; and the
+quaint well, with the stone curb, the water of which was so remarkable
+for its purity that travellers came from a distance to ask the privilege
+of drinking, formed an object of interest at least, if not of actual
+beauty, before the old vine-grown porch. Gradually the house fell into
+decay, and the greater portion was torn down, leaving but five or six
+rooms, with their odd, hooded windows and strangely-fashioned fireplaces
+and mantels, the porch, with its broad, shallow seats, and the
+green-painted, "divided" front doors, to tell the tale of what once had
+been the home of so much hospitality and happiness.
+
+So all remained painted with unfading colors on the canvas of my memory,
+each object as I had known and loved it when a child. And then the child
+went far away and grew to womanhood, having looked on many places and
+"things of beauty," but, while forgetting much that belonged to the old
+days, never forgot Locust Grove. The scent of the new locust-blossoms,
+the songs of the birds, and the beauty of the lights and shadows dancing
+on the river were as vivid in recollection as they had been in
+actuality; and after a severe and tedious illness it seemed that no
+tonic could prove so effectual as a visit to that dear old place, not
+seen for years, and which I had loved so well.
+
+There is generally experienced a vague yet bitter disappointment in
+returning to a spot hallowed by associations after an absence of any
+appreciable length of time. It is wellnigh impossible for the reality to
+equal what has through the filtering of fancy become scarcely more than
+a remembered dream.
+
+ Nothing can be as it has been;
+ Better, so call it, only--not the same.
+
+And yet Locust Grove in 1884 looked almost as unchanged as though it had
+shared the slumbers of the "Sleeping Beauty" since 1871. Only, a certain
+potent charm had fled with the presence of the departed master. It was
+now but his pictured eyes and silver hair that lit up the dimness of the
+room that had been sacred to him. The books and papers covering the desk
+belonged to a later and more careless generation. The microscope stood
+unused under its glass case, the sketches were lovingly laid away out of
+sight, and altogether a subtile change could be detected in the
+atmosphere. There were things, however, about the house which perhaps
+had always been there, and yet which I looked upon now with a new and
+keener appreciation. The picture of Professor Morse when a child of five
+or six years, standing by his father, who is clad in the quaint robes
+which then distinguished a Congregationalist divine, seemed to me one
+that might interest others besides myself. Also the portrait of his
+mother, with pearls in her puffed and powdered hair, and her beautiful
+bare arms holding the older child, Sidney (a baby in oddly-fashioned
+long robes), was charming to look at because of its intrinsic beauty as
+well as the associations attached to it. And the life-size painting of
+General Washington's mother,--said to be the only one of the kind in
+existence,--which looked down from its broad frame over the dining-room
+mantel, possessed a special fascination for me. One felt rather
+insignificant with that scornful smile and those languid eyes brooding
+over one as one sat engaged in the discussion of soup; and it was
+impossible to keep from imagining that the stiff and stately dame in her
+mathematically correct white and green draperies was drawing invidious
+comparisons between the way one did one's hair and the way in which she
+had considered it proper to arrange her abundant pale-brown locks.
+
+About the place itself were more changes than at first would strike the
+eye. The old Livingston homestead had been razed to the ground, and
+smooth, emerald grass thrived upon its site, while the chief gardener,
+Thomas, had been promoted to a new æsthetic cottage of the latest
+approved colors and style. Even the famous well was no more; for a small
+and inconspicuous pump had been put in its stead, to save unwary
+children from instituting a too curious search for the "truth" popularly
+supposed to lie within its depths. The graperies were gone, and in their
+stead nourished rose-houses,--visiting the interior of which seemed
+fairly to transport one into the famous "Vale of Cashmere." Roses of all
+colors and all descriptions here found an ideal home, and with their
+beauty served the purses of their two young masters, who superintended
+their culture. It was in the early summer that I saw the place again
+after my long absence, and the rose-houses of course could not be seen
+at their best, as they can in winter. There are four large houses,
+opening into a long, narrow frame building, at one end of which is the
+office where the young gentlemen managers transact their business. Here
+all was--and still is, no doubt--immaculately neat, the walls adorned
+with colored prints and paintings of flowers, an array of books, papers,
+and ledgers carefully arranged in their exact places on the desk, and
+everything kept free from dust, swept and garnished. In the long, bare
+room from which the office opens are stored gardening-tools,
+watering-cans of all shapes and descriptions (some of which to an
+untutored eye present a striking resemblance to coffee-pots such as the
+Brobdingnag giants might have used), baskets for packing the roses, with
+all their paraphernalia, earthen pots for plants great and small, and
+many other utensils such as those unlearned in gardening lore would
+consider uncouth in the extreme. On one side of the room stands the big
+table upon which the baskets are set, and above this are ranged numerous
+rows of shelves. Four doors open into the rose-houses, and at the east
+end is the one devoted exclusively to the culture of Jacqueminots,--the
+"Jack"-house it is irreverently, if not slangily, styled. Here the glass
+roof stands open all the summer long, for the breezes to blow and the
+soft rains to fall upon the petted plants; and here the sunshine holds
+high revel, bronzing the intricate tracery of stem and branch and
+turning half the leaves to shining emeralds.
+
+It was in the "Jack"-house that I one morning found Thomas Devoy, the
+gardener, at work with his great oddly-shaped shears or scissors, and
+detained him long enough to make a little sketch of him among his
+flowers; and while I worked with pencils and paper he told me divers
+anecdotes of the twenty-eight years he had spent in Professor Morse's
+service. "I entered service in the old country when I was very young,"
+he said; "and even as a little boy I was fond of gardening. One time,
+when I was a child, I was going through some splendid greenhouses with
+the head-gardener who took care of them. There was one very rare plant
+of which he was exceedingly proud, and I begged him for a tiny slip to
+take home with me. But he refused; and so, in passing by, I quietly
+broke off one little leaf. Some time afterward I was able to show him a
+plant as fine as his own which I had raised from that one leaf, and then
+I told him its story."
+
+All the fine, large Jacqueminots in the "Jack"-house were raised from
+one parent plant with cuttings made about four years or so before, the
+gardener told me, while I, gazing in amazement at their high-reaching
+branches, thought, with "Topsy," it was something to boast of that they
+had "jest growed."
+
+In the winter the rose-houses become things of beauty and a joy forever,
+seeming to have imprisoned the very heart of summer within their walls,
+while outside--shut away from the warmth and glowing tints of red and
+pink, yellow and lustrous rosy pearl--lie the snow and the ice, and
+through the bare branches of the trees the wind whistles drearily.
+
+But in the summer the aspect of the rose-houses is very different. All
+then is preparation and making over for the coming autumn and winter.
+Some of the houses are planted with tiny cuttings just lifting little
+tender sprays above the warm, moist soil. Men are at work here and there
+with hammers and nails, repairing any slight damage that may have been
+done in previous months. Hose-pipes coil over the floors, and one must
+walk by them daintily. In other houses one would exclaim with pleasure
+at finding one's self in a wilderness of roses, pink, yellow, and white,
+only to be told, rather contemptuously, "_That_ is nothing. There are no
+roses here now. You must wait till winter if you want something worth
+seeing. We have roses as large as tea-saucers then, and any quantity of
+them."
+
+Outside the buildings, and fairly surrounding them, are large square
+beds of hybrid roses of many varieties, each sort planted in separate
+rows by itself. There are beds of cuttings also, and one long, narrow
+bed of red hybrids running the entire length of the greenhouse.
+"Catherine Mermet," "La Reine," "Adam," "Paul Neyron," the exquisite "La
+France," "John Hopper," the "Duke of Connaught," "Niphetos," and "Perle
+des Jardins" are here in profusion, with others of every shade and tint,
+too numerous almost to count, and the perfume arising from beds and
+hot-houses is intoxicating in its strength and sweetness. Some bushes
+are merely set in earthen pots out of doors; and these are supposed to
+be in a dormant state, undergoing the process of "drying off," or
+"hardening," receiving very little water, and are to be so kept until
+September, when they will be repotted and "started" for growing,--thus
+illustrating the truth of the saying that there is a blessing for those
+who only stand and wait. But one could not help pitying them, when one
+thought how their more fortunate companions with their uncramped roots
+were exploring underground passages and enjoying all the freedom and
+moisture of the rich soil.
+
+"During the fall and winter we are very busy in a different way," said
+Thomas Devoy, as he displayed his treasures. And then he told me how
+every day in the later months all hands are occupied in tending,
+cutting, and packing the roses which are daily expressed to a certain
+New York florist. The beautiful half-blown buds are carefully cut, with
+long, leafy stems, and laid in the great market-baskets standing on the
+table ready to receive them. Row after row and layer after layer are
+laid in, sprinkled until leaves and petals sparkle with a diamond dew.
+Only buds at a certain stage of unfolding are used, and the most
+exquisite roses with their petals opening one pink or pearly crease too
+far are discarded as unfit to send away. Tissue-paper covers the flowers
+as they lie ready in their baskets, then oiled paper is placed on top,
+and finally a thin red oilcloth is fastened over all.
+
+Thus from two to four hundred roses of almost every variety are daily
+put upon the New York train and expressed to the florist, at whose
+establishment they arrive, after a few hours, as fresh, dewy, and
+fragrant as when they left their parent plants.
+
+And yet, with all these that are sent away, the home is not forgotten.
+Gorgeous blooms in exquisite foreign vases adorn table, cabinet-shelf,
+and mantel in every inhabited room in the house, where, among relics of
+the old time, the roses of yesterday and to-day meet in a rivalry so
+lovely that one is at a loss in deciding the merits of their separate
+claims. The roses of to-day are freshest, and it may even be fairest;
+yet there is a little poem which asks,--
+
+ What's the rose that I hold to the rose that is dead?
+
+And thus, to one who has known and loved the place in days gone by, when
+what has become a mere association and memory now made its very life and
+soul, there is something in the suggestion of that verse which at least
+lets itself be readily understood.
+
+ ALICE KING HAMILTON.
+
+
+
+
+A HOOSIER IDYL.
+
+
+It was a part of the Great West which in the past fifty or seventy-five
+years has been transformed from unbroken forests, the home of the red
+Indian and the deer, to a thickly-settled farming-country, dotted with
+comfortable homes and traversed by railways and wagon-roads. Here and
+there in retired districts the log cabins of the pioneers remained, and
+wherever one looked an horizon of woods met his eye; but the numerous
+towns and villages gave evidence of a higher and ever-increasing degree
+of civilization.
+
+It was a land of rich soil and lush natural growth, without rocks or
+hills or swiftly-running streams, a region of corn- and wheat-fields and
+orchards, of clover-pastures and melon-patches.
+
+The human _physique_ showed good development and abundant nourishment,
+but the dwellers along the sluggish creeks sometimes had a tinge of
+yellow beneath the sunburn of their faces. Caste distinctions, pride of
+station, were unknown here; all the people, whether their possessions
+were great or small, drew their nurture from the soil, and greeted each
+other with a friendly "Howdy?" when they met, conscious of perfect
+equality. It was much better to be poor in a place like this than in a
+great city,--to have at least physical abundance if one could not have
+other advantages. Elvira Hill was not conscious of being poor, though
+just now she was anxious to get a country school to teach. All her life
+had been spent amid these familiar scenes, her condition in life was
+neither worse nor better than that of her acquaintances, and it never
+occurred to her to be discontented with her lot and rebel against fate.
+She had been brought up on a farm, had known what it was to go after the
+cows of an evening, to drive them to the barn-lot bars and milk them, to
+catch a horse in the pasture and saddle and ride it, to hunt hens' nests
+in the hay-mow, to churn, and wash dishes, and get vegetables from the
+garden, and pick the raspberries and blackberries that ripened in the
+fence corners along the fields and woods. But just now she was living
+with her grandmother in a little brown house in the cluster of houses
+called Hill's Station. There were two stores, a post-office, a
+blacksmith's shop, and a mill; the mail-trains stopped here, and a daily
+hack carried passengers northward two miles and a half to a larger
+village, Sassafrasville, where there was an excellent academy. The
+national pike ran through Hill's Station, and there was a great deal of
+travel on this road,--local travel of various kinds, peddlers' wagons
+which stopped in every town, and long rows of white-covered movers'
+wagons going West to Illinois or Iowa or Kansas. What wonder, then, that
+with all these advantages the people of Hill's Station thought
+themselves centrally located, and watched with complaisant interest the
+passing trains, the daily hack, and the teams going along the pike? That
+they were pleasantly located there was no doubt. Tall beech- and
+sugar-maple-trees, part of the original forest, stood singly here and
+there and cast pleasant islands of shade upon the expanse of sunshine,
+and from the fields which bordered the road came the scent of
+clover-blooms.
+
+Elvira Hill had gone to the little country schools, sometimes to the one
+a mile west of town, sometimes to the one a mile east, and for the past
+three years had attended the Sassafrasville Academy: so that now, at
+seventeen, she was considered to have a good education, and expected to
+follow the example of many of the young people of that section and go to
+teaching. She talked it over with her grandmother, and decided that she
+had better try a subscription school in the country first; then, if she
+succeeded in giving satisfaction, she would apply in the winter for the
+position of assistant in the Hill's Station school.
+
+Her grandmother, placid and fair, with a cap of sheer white muslin
+resting on her yet brown hair, and a pair of gold-bowed spectacles
+pushed up on her forehead above her kindly blue eyes, was considered a
+handsome old woman, and showed few traces of the life of toil through
+which she had passed. She read a great deal in a New Testament with
+large print, and often sat a long time in thought, with it open on her
+knees. Another work which she frequently perused was Mrs. Ellet's "Women
+of the Revolution," in two volumes, containing steel engravings of
+stately dames in laced bodices and powdered hair.
+
+Elvira borrowed a horse of one of the neighbors, put her grandmother's
+much-worn red plush side saddle upon it, and started out in search of a
+school. She rode east and she rode north; but in the first district they
+had a teacher already engaged, and in the second they had concluded they
+wouldn't have any school that summer. Did they know of any other school
+where a teacher was wanted? she inquired. No, they couldn't say they
+did; but she might hear of one by inquiring further, the honest district
+trustees said. So she rode homeward again, in no wise discouraged, and
+asked the postmaster to inquire of the farmers who came in from other
+neighborhoods in regard to this matter.
+
+He promised that he would, and a week later called her in as she was
+passing, and said, "There was a man here yesterday from Buck Creek
+district who said they wanted a teacher in their school this summer. You
+might try there. His name is Sapp, and he lives right by the
+school-house. You go two miles and a half south till you come to a mud
+road, then two miles and a half east till you come to a pike. You can't
+miss the place."
+
+Elvira thanked him, and a little while later, when her accommodating
+neighbor was not using his horse, she borrowed it again and rode forth
+on her quest. It had been raining, the mud road was muddy, and clouds
+still hung in the sky; but the country through which she passed was a
+rich, fresh green, and the fruit-orchards were in bloom. From solitary
+farm-houses big dogs and little dogs issued forth to bark at the sound
+of her horse's feet, and bareheaded children at this signal ran out to
+the gate to see who was passing.
+
+The school-house of Buck Creek district, a neat wooden building, painted
+white, stood in a grassy acre lot, bordered on two sides by thick woods,
+on the other two by the roads which crossed here. In the corner
+diagonally across from it stood a snug cabin, with a garden around it, a
+well-sweep in the rear, and a log stable not far distant. She alighted
+in front of it, and was proceeding to hitch her horse, when the door
+opened, and a man stepped out, greeting her with a friendly "Howdy?"
+
+She responded, and asked if Mr. Sapp lived here.
+
+"My name is Sapp," he said, and, tying her horse, invited her in.
+
+There she found the rest of the family,--the mother, a grown daughter,
+and two half-grown sons: they seemed friendly, but a little shy, and
+stood in the background while she transacted her business.
+
+"Yes," Mr. Sapp said, in answer to her question, "they wanted a
+three-months' school, but had no teacher engaged. Had she ever taught
+before?"
+
+No, she had had no experience in teaching; but she had attended the
+Sassafrasville Academy several terms, and was qualified to teach the
+common branches,--arithmetic, grammar, and geography, reading, writing,
+and spelling.
+
+Well, he would bring her application before the other two trustees, and
+guessed they would elect her: there was no other applicant. Now, about
+the terms: three dollars a scholar for the term of twelve weeks was the
+usual rate. If she would draw up a subscription-paper, he would take it
+round himself and get as many names as he could; thought he could get
+twelve scholars signed, and knew that more would be sent. The children
+had to be kept at home in busy times, and the farmers didn't like to
+bind themselves to pay the full amount for all that they would send. He
+himself would sign one and send two. Charley could go all the time; but
+Jack would have to help about mowing and reaping and threshing, and
+couldn't attend regularly.
+
+So Elvira drew up the paper according to his dictation, and, leaving it
+with him, rode home in the dusk of the evening, feeling happy over her
+prospects.
+
+Her grandmother had supper ready in the little kitchen; and it tasted so
+good, the salt-rising bread and butter and hash, the little tea-cakes,
+and the preserved pears. While the grandmother drank her cup of tea,
+Elvira told her the incidents of the afternoon; and the night closed
+around them as they sat secure and content in their humble home.
+
+The great world was full of great problems which wearied and perplexed
+men's brains and seemed wellnigh unsolvable, but she had solved her own
+little problem in her own little way, and was at peace.
+
+In a few days Mr. Sapp called with the subscription-paper. He had got
+sixteen scholars signed,--more than he expected. That was a good
+prospect for a summer school. They wanted her to begin on the following
+Monday; which she promised to do. Then she asked him if she could board
+at his house a week or two, until she could make some arrangements to
+ride from home. Yes, she could; he guessed a dollar and a half a week
+for board would be about the fair thing.
+
+So, early Monday morning she bade her grandmother good-by, and, with her
+books under her arm, set forth to walk to Buck Creek district. The
+school-house door was locked when she got there, but a few timid
+country-children were sitting on the door-steps or on the fence, with
+their school-books and dinner-buckets. Mr. Sapp came over and unlocked
+the door; then, as it was half-past eight, Elvira rang the little bell
+which she found on the teacher's desk, and school began. After taking
+down the children's names and ages and assigning desks to them, she
+heard them read in their first, second, or third readers, and questioned
+them about the progress they had made in other branches. Other children
+came in from time to time, until there were twenty-two present. And when
+Mr. Sapp went home at "little recess," as the intermission of fifteen
+minutes in the middle of the forenoon was called, he told her that her
+school opened very well. "Big recess" was the intermission from twelve
+o'clock till half-past one. In that time the children ate their dinners
+and then scattered to play in the large grassy yard or in the shade of
+the adjoining woods. Elvira won their hearts by going out and playing
+prisoners' base and two or three other games with them. When she rang
+the bell again, the children said, "It's books now," meaning the time
+allotted to study and recitation, came in red and panting, and, with the
+energy generated by violent exercise, got out their books and turned to
+their lessons as if they meant to learn everything there. But as their
+blood cooled their efforts relaxed, and they were soon looking idly
+around the school-room for some source of entertainment. When Elvira
+called up a class to recite, the children at their seats looked and
+listened with absorbed interest, till reminded by their teacher that
+they had lessons of their own to learn. There was another "little
+recess" in the afternoon; then, at half-past four, school closed, or
+"broke," as the children called it, and they rushed forth with their
+empty dinner-buckets in hand, laughing and shouting and chasing each
+other as they started home. Some of the little girls waited to say
+good-by to the school-ma'am and to kiss her, and one of them said, in a
+shamefaced way, "I like you real well."
+
+When all had gone, Elvira sprinkled and swept the floor and put her own
+desk in order. Then, locking the door, she went over to Sapp's cabin,
+which was to be her home for a while.
+
+Mrs. Sapp rose up from the quilt she was quilting, and, greeting Elvira
+cordially, invited her to lay off her things--meaning her hat and
+cloak--and take a chair. Mary was in the kitchen, a small shed-room
+attached to the cabin, getting supper. Elvira looked around her. The
+hewn logs which formed the walls were well chinked in the cracks, and
+neatly whitewashed. A home-made rag carpet covered the floor. Two beds
+stood foot to foot in the back part of the room, and a third in the
+corner by the fireplace. On the wall, over the beds, hung various
+articles of clothing,--a dozen calico dresses, several pairs of
+pantaloons, and coats, turned wrong side out. In the corner, between the
+window and the fireplace, stood a bureau, covered with a white muslin
+cloth, the borders ornamented with open-work made by drawing out the
+horizontal threads in narrow strips and knotting the others together in
+various patterns. Over the mantel hung an almanac, and two
+highly-colored pictures representing a brunette beauty and a blonde,
+named Caroline and Matilda. Mrs. Sapp, meantime, was giving a
+biographical account of the school-children and their parents,--saying
+how Mrs. Brown was bound her two little girls should get some schooling,
+if she had to pay for it herself out of money she got by selling eggs
+and butter, and how the Sanders children didn't have any clothes in the
+world besides those they wore to school, except some old ragged ones,
+and how they had to change them at night as soon as they got home.
+
+"I saw 'Tildy White at school to-day," she continued, "but I guess she
+won't get to come much. Her step-mother keeps her at home and makes her
+work, while her _own_ children can go all the time. The three Mays
+children were there too, but you needn't care whether they come regular
+or not: Mr. Mays is mighty poor pay, and I suppose you won't ever get
+your dues from him; but maybe Mr. Sapp can collect it off of him some
+way. And Bert Mowrer was there: he's a sassy boy. His folks don't make
+him mind at home at all, and 'most every teacher has trouble with him.
+Mr. Redding, the teacher we had last winter, licked him with a beech
+gad, and he behaved hisself after that. And there's Maggie Loper; her
+mother needs her at home real bad, but she'll get to come all summer.
+She's the only girl, and there are six grown boys; and the family set a
+heap o' store by Maggie."
+
+This stream of talk was interrupted by the entrance of Mr. Sapp and the
+two boys; and soon after Mary called them all to supper. There was
+hardly space to pass between the stove and the table in the kitchen, and
+several splint-bottomed chairs had to be brought from the front room;
+but at last all were seated, and, after Mr. Sapp said grace,
+conversation began in a loud and cheerful tone. The plate of hot
+biscuits was first passed to Elvira, then the platter of fried ham, then
+the butter, the young radishes and onions, and later the blue bowl
+containing stewed dried apples. Mrs. Sapp poured out the hot coffee,
+saying, "Our folks want coffee three times a day, and want it pretty
+strong." The sugar-bowl, containing brown sugar, was passed around, that
+each one might sweeten his coffee according to his taste; then the
+cream-pitcher, full of rich cream. Mr. Sapp drank three cups of coffee,
+and ate in proportion, and frequently passed the meat and bread to
+Elvira, hospitably urging her to eat more.
+
+After supper, Mrs. Sapp invited Elvira to come out and see her little
+chickens. She had sixty, all hatched within the last two or three weeks,
+and another hen would come off next week with a brood. "I've got some
+young turkeys, too," she said, "but they hain't done very well this
+spring, because it was so rainy. Two died, and I have to look after the
+others to keep 'em out of the wet grass." Then they looked at the
+garden, and Mrs. Sapp remarked that the boys must stick the peas right
+off, went on to the milk-house,--a log shanty beyond the well,--and
+finally came back to the sitting-room, where, as there was yet an hour
+of daylight, Mrs. Sapp sat down to the quilting-frame. Elvira borrowed a
+thimble and assisted her, having only to ply her needle and listen. The
+stream of talk ran on the subject of quilts, the various patterns in
+which they were pieced and quilted, the Rising Sun, the Lion's Paw, and
+the Star of Bethlehem being Mrs. Sapp's favorites. From the pile resting
+on a chair between the two beds at the back of the cabin, quilts
+representing these patterns were brought and unfolded for Elvira to
+admire; and each one had reminiscences connected with it which she must
+hear. One was pieced when Jack was a baby, one was Mary's work and
+property, and another was quilted in one day by the neighbor women on
+the occasion of a quilting-bee, which Mrs. Sapp proceeded to describe in
+all its particulars.
+
+As darkness settled down, the other members of the family came in from
+their various chores, and, as the evenings were yet cool, a fire was
+made in the fireplace. Then, seating himself by one of the jambs, Mr.
+Sapp opened the spelling-book, and, calling Charley into the middle of
+the floor, pronounced one row of words after another for him to spell,
+until several pages had been gone over and not a single word missed,
+greatly to the pride and admiration of the father. But by nine o'clock
+the fire got low, and the family began to yawn. It was time to go to
+bed, and, without saying good-night, the different members retired to
+their allotted quarters,--Mr. and Mrs. Sapp to the bed by the fireplace,
+Jack and Charley to one bed in the back part of the room, and Mary and
+the school-ma'am to the other.
+
+Thus, with few variations, the days passed until the first week of
+school had gone. Elvira became better acquainted with her pupils, with
+the Sapp family, and, through them, with the news and gossip of the
+neighborhood. One evening she found Mary, who was a young woman grown
+and older than herself, standing outside the back door, crying bitterly,
+while her mother stood by, talking to her with the air of one who could
+be liberal in some views and yield many points, but who felt that a firm
+stand must be made somewhere. On explanation, it appeared that Mary
+wanted to go to the nearest station on the railroad and ride to the next
+station east, a distance of thirteen miles, for the purpose of making a
+visit; but Mrs. Sapp was not willing that she should do so, giving as
+her objection that there was so much danger in riding on the cars,
+adding that if Mary would wait till corn-planting was over, her father
+would take her through in a wagon. She had never been on the cars
+herself, and could not give her consent for one of her family to enter
+upon such risks. So Mary, with much disappointment, had to give up her
+proposed visit for the time.
+
+When Friday evening came, Elvira walked home to Hill's Station, feeling
+that she had made a good beginning in her new work, and related to her
+grandmother all the incidents of the week. On Saturday she went about
+among the neighbors, who were most of them farmers, to see if she could
+hire a horse for the summer. All the good horses, however, were in
+constant use, and could not be spared by their owners. At last, one
+farmer said that he had a horse which wasn't worth much at its best, and
+just now had a sore head, so that he had put it out to pasture for the
+summer on a farm several miles distant. She could have it to use, and be
+welcome, if she would provide pasturage for it and give it now and then
+a few ears of corn. Elvira accepted the offer gratefully, and he
+promised to have it at Hill's Station for her by another Saturday. She
+boarded at Sapp's another week, and after that rode from home every
+morning and back every night. Her steed did not seem to have an arch or
+curve in its whole body, but to be made up of straight lines and angles.
+It reminded her of the corn-stalk horses she used to make when a little
+girl. Its favorite gait was a slow walk, with its head in a drooping
+dejected attitude, and sometimes it came to an entire stand-still, as if
+it had reached its journey's end. When she was about to meet some one,
+or heard wheels coming behind her, she tried to urge it into a spirited
+trot, and to rein it in so that its neck would have some slight
+appearance of a curve; but it only threw its nose into the air,
+presenting a longer straight line than before, and, after trotting a
+little way, it came to a sudden pause about the time the people passed
+or met her. More than once she heard them laugh and felt her face burn.
+If she had not known better days, she had at least known better horses,
+and was aware that her steed presented a sorry appearance. The only time
+it displayed any life was in the morning, when she came to catch and
+saddle it. Then it trotted repeatedly around the pasture-lot,
+occasionally sticking its head over the top rails, as if it had a notion
+to jump the fence and run away. During the day it fed on the grass in
+the school-house yard, and every day at noon she took it over to Sapp's,
+drew water from their well, and gave it as many bucketfuls as it would
+drink. Elvira carried her dinner, consisting generally of bread and
+butter, cold meat, and pie, in a little basket hung on the horn of the
+saddle, and sometimes, when she had been trotting, found on reaching
+school that part of it had fallen out on the way.
+
+The road over which she passed every morning and evening grew familiar
+to her, even to the individual trees, the mossy old stumps, the
+fence-corners over-grown with wild vines. The life of the farm-houses,
+as daily presented to her, furnished perpetual entertainment. She came
+to know every member of every family by sight, and to associate certain
+traits of character with them. Some two-story white houses stood back
+from the road in the retirement of fruit- and shade-trees, and seemed
+reserved and dignified; other smaller houses were only a few steps
+removed, and had their wood-piles on the side of the road. One little
+new cabin in the corner of a strip of woods especially interested
+Elvira. It was the home of a lately-married pair, young folks full of
+energy and ambition. The husband chopped down trees, ploughed, or
+ditched his land, as if he were working for a wager, and the wife was
+equally active and industrious. Her bright tin milk-pans were out
+sunning early every morning, her churning and ironing were done in the
+cool part of the forenoons, her front yard was always neatly swept, and
+the borders were bright with balsams, petunias, and other flowers.
+
+Then the world of nature unfolded every day something fresh to the
+solitary rider,--the blue depths of summer sky in which great masses of
+dazzling white clouds were heaped, the thick beech woods, where it was
+always cool and pleasant, the swamps, with their spicy fragrance, their
+variety of growth, and their slow-running streams of clear brown water.
+The blossoming blue-flags of May gave way in June to the fragrant wild
+roses, and these were followed in July and August by ripe raspberries
+and blackberries, which grew plentifully along the fence-corners and
+could be had for the picking.
+
+Toward the latter part of the term, Elvira was frequently invited by her
+pupils to go home with them on Friday night and spend Saturday at their
+house, now one girl, now another, saying, "Miss Hill, mother said ask
+you to come home with us to-night." And when she went, she found that
+the farmer's wife had prepared something extra for supper in expectation
+of her coming,--fried chicken, and honey, and other home luxuries,--and
+seemed glad of the little break in the monotony of farm-life which the
+school-ma'am's visit afforded. The faded family photographs and old
+daguerreotypes were brought out for her entertainment, and she was told
+that "This is Aunt Lizzie Barnwell: she lives in Grant County, and this
+is her husband, and these are her children. This is Grandpa and Grandma
+Brown, and this is grandma's brother, ma's uncle. For a long time he
+thought that was a cancer on his nose, but it turned out to be only a
+wart. And this is Mr. and Mrs. Holmes: they used to live neighbors to
+us, but now they have moved to Kansas. And this is Johnnie and Sarah and
+Nelson Holmes. Nelson used to be real mean: he pulled our hair at
+school, and threw clods of dirt at us when we were coming home of
+nights, and we always thought he stole our watermelons, and we were glad
+when he moved away; but we liked Sarah and Johnnie." And so on through
+the list of relatives and acquaintances. On these visits Elvira
+generally slept on a high feather bed in the best room, or in a little
+bedroom opening from the parlor,--for not all the homes were as humble
+as Sapp's,--and the oldest daughter of the family slept with her. On
+Saturday forenoon she often went berry-picking with the children,
+crossing the corn-fields in the hot sun, climbing fences, and so gaining
+the thickets or woods where the blackberry-vines grew wild, with gallons
+of ripe berries ready for nimble finders. "Look out for snakes!" the
+children used to call to each other when deep in the bushes, but they
+never saw anything more than a harmless garter-snake, or perhaps a
+water-snake in the swamp. Saturday afternoons she sat and talked with
+the farmer's wife, assisting in the sewing or quilting or whatever work
+of this kind was on hand; and when she rode home in the cool of the
+evening it was always with some little delicacy in her basket for her
+grandmother,--a glass tumbler of honey, a cake, some pickles or
+preserves, or a quart bottle of maple syrup, which her hostess had given
+her at parting.
+
+Near the end of the term, Maggie Loper invited Elvira to go home with
+her Friday night and spend Saturday. "Mother says for you to come. We're
+going to thrash, Saturday, and we'll have a big dinner and lots of fun."
+She meant that they were to thresh wheat, and it was the stir and
+excitement of this event which she called fun. Elvira accepted the
+invitation, and went home with Maggie at the time appointed. She felt at
+home among these farm festivals, and enjoyed them, the work included,
+for she had as yet acted only as assistant, and had not felt the
+responsibility of "cookin' for thrashers" which weighs so heavily on
+housewives. It is not alone the fact that they must provide dinner and
+supper for fifteen or twenty hungry men, but the knowledge that their
+viands will be compared, favorably or unfavorably, with those of other
+women in the neighborhood. So they exert themselves to provide a
+variety, and load their tables with rich food, insomuch that "goin' with
+the thrashers" means to farm-workers in this section a round of
+sumptuous living. The Loper family rose Saturday morning while the east
+was red, and did the milking and despatched breakfast earlier than
+usual. The threshers were coming at eight o'clock, and they hoped to get
+the engine and threshing-machine in order and be well under way at nine.
+Two neighbor women came over to help Mrs. Loper, and Elvira assisted
+Maggie in all her tasks. Together they cleaned and scraped a tub half
+full of potatoes, plucked the feathers of two fat hens, gathered a lot
+of beets and summer squashes, and sliced cucumbers and tomatoes into
+dishes of vinegar, adding pepper and salt; they brought eggs from the
+barn, rousing a protesting cackle among the hens by scaring some of them
+off their nests, and milk and butter from the spring-house.
+
+In the mean time Mrs. Loper and her two assistants, warm and red, but
+sustained by the importance of the occasion, were at work in the
+kitchen, beating eggs and stirring sugar and butter together for cakes,
+making pies, and roasting, baking, boiling, and stewing. When their
+other tasks were done, Maggie and Elvira were deputed to set the table.
+Two long tables were placed end to end in the shade of some maple-trees
+which stood near the house, and covered with white cloths, then the
+plates, knives and forks, and drinking-glasses were placed in order. The
+Loper supply of dishes was not sufficient, but there were two large
+basketfuls which had been borrowed from neighbors for the occasion, and,
+by having recourse to these, the tables were furnished. Chairs were
+brought from kitchen and parlor and every room in the house, but even
+then two were lacking. "Never mind," said Maggie: "Joe and Will can sit
+on nail-kegs," referring to two of her brothers.
+
+The men and machinery and wagons had come early in the day, the engine
+drawn by two oxen, the threshing-machine by four horses. The oxen swayed
+hither and thither as they were driven through the gates and into the
+barn-lot, and the driver cracked his whip and cried, "You Buck! You
+Berry! Gee! Haw! Whoa!" till one was ready to wonder that the bewildered
+animals did anything right. At last the engine was in the desired
+position, and the oxen were released from their yoke, to stand with
+panting sides in the shade of the barn. Then the threshing-machine was
+stationed in its place, and the broad band put on which connected it
+with the engine. In the mean time, those whose duty it was to haul water
+from the creek had brought three or four barrelfuls to the boiler, fire
+had been built in the engine, and the engineer "got up steam." Two
+wagons were off to the field, where the wheat still stood in shocks, and
+as soon as they returned, piled high with yellow sheaves, the work began
+in earnest. Two men--cutters and feeders, as they were called--received
+the sheaves tossed to them from the wagons, cut the withes of straw
+which bound them, and pushed them evenly into the thresher. Farmer Loper
+himself and one of his sons stood at the place where the grain ran out,
+and as fast as one bushel-measure was filled another one was set in its
+place and the wheat poured into a sack. When a sack was full it was tied
+up and set back out of the way. Other laborers stood at the back part of
+the thresher, where the straw came out, and, with pitch-forks in hand,
+tossed it about until the foundation for a stack was formed. Then they
+stood on the stack, rising higher as it rose, trampling the straw and
+pitching it into place. The chaff and dust flew upon them until their
+faces, their hat-brims, and the shoulders of their colored shirts were
+covered, and the perspiration streamed from every pore. No wonder that
+the wives and mothers of these farmers dreaded the wash-days after a
+week of threshing. There was noise and excitement enough in connection
+with the dust and work,--the puffing of the engine, the whir and shake
+and rattle of the threshing-machine, and the raised voices of the men
+calling to each other or giving orders. The engineer and the feeders and
+cutters were conceded to have the most responsible positions, but the
+duties of the other workers were also important. There must be water for
+the boiler, and the wheat must be brought from the field fast enough to
+keep a constant supply on hand, the straw must be stacked well, and the
+grain accurately measured. At exactly twelve o'clock the engineer blew a
+long loud whistle, the band was thrown off, the wheels of the thresher
+ceased to revolve, and the work came to a stand-still. Comments were
+exchanged on the progress made during the forenoon and the quality of
+the wheat, then the tired horses were unharnessed and fed, and Farmer
+Loper led the way toward the house. Here on a bench by the well were all
+the wash-pans and wash-bowls the house afforded, and clean towels hung
+on the roller and on nails outside the door. The men washed their hands
+and faces, and, by the aid of a small looking-glass hung by the towels,
+and a comb attached to a string, combed their hair. To the women it was
+the most exciting moment of the day. They were dishing up the dinner and
+putting the finishing-touches to the table. Finally all was ready. Mrs.
+Loper spoke to her husband, and he said, "Come, men, dinner's ready,"
+and led the way to the table. He took the chair at one end, his oldest
+son that at the other, and the others ranged themselves at will between.
+
+Mrs. Loper poured out coffee in the kitchen, the neighbor women carried
+the cups and saucers, Maggie waited on the table, passing the bread
+around first, and Elvira stood with a bunch of peacock's feathers in her
+hand and kept off the flies. A boiled ham was at the head of the table,
+a pair of roast fowls at the foot; between stood a long row of
+vegetables,--potatoes, string-beans, squash, beets, and others,--and
+near the large tureens were smaller dishes,--cold-slaw, tomatoes,
+cucumbers, pickles and preserves of various kinds. A large cake stood on
+a glass cake-stand in the middle of the table, flanked on one side by a
+deep glass dish full of canned peaches, on the other by a similar one of
+floating island, while all the available remaining space was occupied by
+pies,--apple-pies, custard, berry-pies, cream-pies. To have a variety of
+pies on a festal occasion was the ambition of every housewife, seven
+different kinds of pies and three kinds of cake being not uncommon. If a
+map of the region where pie prevails is ever drawn up and printed, this
+section of the country will be shaded unusually dark. To have company to
+dinner and not set pie before them would be considered a breach of an
+ancient and well-grounded custom: the best of puddings or other forms of
+dessert would be regarded only as an evasion. Pie was not out of place
+at supper; and the instance of one family comes to mind where steamed
+mince-pie for breakfast was eaten, and considered both appropriate and
+delicious.
+
+At Farmer Loper's harvest-table sweet milk and fresh buttermilk were
+among the drinks, but most of the men preferred coffee, and drank it hot
+out of the saucers. Some sets of dishes included tiny cup-plates, in
+which to set the coffee-cups that they might not stain the table-cloth;
+but Mrs. Loper had none, and the men scraped their cups on the edge of
+the saucers before placing them on the clean white cloth. One man drank
+six cups of coffee, then said he guessed he wouldn't take any more,
+adding, "It's best to be moderate." At this all the men burst into a
+roar of laughter, except one, who grew red in the face and ate his
+dinner in silence. It seemed that while hauling that day one of his
+horses had balked, and in his anger he had lifted one foot to kick it,
+but missed it, lost his balance, and fell. He arose from the fall
+somewhat ashamed, and remarked, "It's best to be moderate." This
+incident had amused the others very much, and any allusion to it caused
+laughter.
+
+The women waited on the table, not in the sense of changing plates and
+bringing fresh courses, for all the dinner was before them, but
+replenishing cups and glasses when they were empty, refilling the
+vegetable-tureens and bread-plates, cutting the pies and cake and
+passing them around, and serving out the canned peaches and the custard
+in small dishes. They were also careful to see that the pickles and
+preserves were passed to every one.
+
+With most of the men present Elvira was acquainted: they were the
+patrons of her school, and found time in the midst of eating and general
+conversation to ask how Johnnie was a-comin' on in his spellin', or if
+Annie was gettin' along well in her 'rithmetic, adding, "I'll be wantin'
+her to calkilate interest for me by and by." Bert Mowrer's father
+inquired about his boy, then added cheerfully, "If he don't behave, lick
+him,--lick him: that's what I tell every teacher."
+
+Farmer Loper and the engineer fell to discussing how many bushels of
+wheat to the acre the neighboring farms had produced, and how many this
+would probably produce, with various comments on the weather and the
+soil. A little farther down the table a young farmer was telling of the
+speed made by his brown mare Kitty,--how she passed every team on the
+road, and that he wouldn't take a hundred and fifty dollars for her; and
+farther still, two or three were discussing the affairs of an absent
+neighbor,--how he had bought the Caldwell place, but, not being able to
+pay for it, had given a mortgage, and hadn't managed the farm very well,
+had let the interest run behind, they had heard, so there was a prospect
+of his losing it.
+
+"I guess he won't have to give it up," said one: "the woman that raised
+his wife has got plenty of money, and if he can't make it, she'll pay
+for the place and let them live on it. She's helped them several times
+already. If he wasn't so lazy and shiftless he might have everything in
+good shape."
+
+But a conversation which was going on at the lower end of the table
+interested Elvira most of all. It was about birds, including some of
+her favorites of the woods and fields which she had noticed a great deal
+in her solitary rides that summer. The principal speaker was a young
+farmer whom she had never seen before. He seemed to be acquainted with
+the names and habits of all the birds which lived in that section,
+besides many which merely passed through it on their way northward every
+spring and southward every fall.
+
+"I have kept a record of the time of each arrival," he said, "and notes
+of rare birds. The bluebird came first, and the humming-bird last. And I
+discovered two birds that were new to me. One is a Northern bunting. A
+flock stayed one day in our orchard on their way northward to their
+summer home, and I succeeded in killing and stuffing a pair. The
+feathers of the male were a beautiful pink-red. The other strange bird
+seemed to come with the scarlet tanager, and is much like a pee-wee in
+shape and size, with feathers of a greenish yellow."
+
+"When do you find time to learn so much about birds?" asked George
+Loper, who knew only a few of the more common ones,--blackbirds, crows,
+jays, hawks, and robins,--and had no eyes for the variety of feathered
+life around him.
+
+"I keep my eyes open as I work and as I go along the road," answered
+young Farmer Worth; "then I look up their names and read something about
+them in a book on birds which I have. You've no idea how much enjoyment
+there is in it. I have quite a collection of birds which I have stuffed,
+and more than a hundred different kinds of eggs, besides my cabinet of
+mineral specimens. I nailed two ladders together, and climbed thirty
+feet above these and got a crow's nest; and this spring we found a
+hawk's nest in a high tree. We tied a stout twine to a small stone,
+which we threw over the forks of the tree, and with this drew a large
+rope over. Then I sat in the noose of the rope, and three boys pulled me
+up sixty feet to the nest. It was rather scary, I can tell you, and I
+was glad to get down to the ground again; but I got the hawk's nest."
+
+Then Elvira asked him if he could tell her the name of the bird with a
+yellow head, but otherwise black plumage, which she had noticed not long
+before in a flock of common blackbirds; and they were soon in an
+animated conversation on the subject of birds in general. Elvira had
+noticed many that summer which she could describe, but whose names she
+did not know.
+
+Soon the men began to leave the table, for it was not the custom to wait
+till all had done eating, but for each one to go when he was ready.
+George Loper went away grumbling that he couldn't see any use in
+learning about birds: all he wanted was for the crows and blackbirds to
+keep away from the corn when it was first planted. But Elvira and young
+Worth talked ten minutes longer, finding more and more that they were
+interested in the same subjects. Then the women began to clear away the
+plates and cups and knives, and Elvira turned to assist them, while her
+new acquaintance joined his companions, who were resting in the shade of
+the trees. There he encountered some good-natured chaff from the younger
+members, who began by asking him if he was struck with the school-ma'am.
+The responsibility of the threshers' dinner being over, Mrs. Loper and
+her assistants sat down to the table, to eat their own dinner at ease,
+and exchange remarks with each other, complimenting or criticising their
+cooking.
+
+"This chicken-stuffin' is real good," said one of the neighbors to Mrs.
+Loper.
+
+"Well, I don't know," said Mrs. Loper, tasting some of it on the end of
+her knife: "'pears to me I put a leetle too much sage in it. But the
+gravy you made, Mirandy, that couldn't be better. Didn't you see how the
+men kept askin' for it to be passed? And they've et up all the summer
+squash and all the cream-pie. Taste some of these plum preserves, Mis'
+Brown, and don't let me forget to send some to your little girls: I
+remember how well they like 'em. This cake is real light and good, but I
+was afraid it would fall. This float would 'a' been better if I'd had a
+little lemon flavor to put in it. But I guess, on the whole, the dinner
+went off middlin' well." Then, seeing Elvira and Maggie sitting on the
+opposite side of the table, some deeper thoughts were stirred in her
+motherly heart, and she began to talk of the daughter she had lost years
+before: "If Lucy had lived, she'd 'a' been seventeen this spring,--just
+your age; and you remind me of her sometimes. She always had such red
+cheeks, and was never sick a day till she was taken down with the
+diphtheria."
+
+For a while the affairs of the present were forgotten, as the old and
+never-wholly-healed wound was opened afresh and she dwelt upon her
+bereavement; but soon the round of work must be taken up, the dishes
+must be washed, the victuals set away, and supper for the threshers must
+be planned and prepared. It was best so. "Time, the healer, and work,
+the consoler," enable us to bear many things which in the first keen
+freshness of grief seem unbearable.
+
+The threshers thought they would be done by six o'clock, so they decided
+not to stop for supper at five, as was the custom, but wait for their
+evening meal till the work of the day was completed. Elvira started home
+before this time, and good Mrs. Loper not only filled her own little
+basket, but made her take a larger one packed with remains of the feast.
+
+There were three weeks more of her school, and during that time she saw
+young Farmer Worth several times. Twice she met him in the road, and
+once he stopped at the school-house to bring her Wilson's book on birds,
+which he had promised to lend her. But the day before school closed he
+came and helped Jack Sapp and some other boys make a platform in the
+woods, on which the children could speak their declamations and sing
+their songs, and on the afternoon of the last day of school was present
+in the crowd of parents, brothers, sisters, and friends assembled on
+that important and, to the children, most exciting occasion. There were
+declamations from the third and fourth readers,--"How big was Alexander,
+Pa?" and "He never smiled again," and "Lord Ullin's Daughter,"--and
+Maggie Loper held the audience spell-bound by an entirely new one, which
+Elvira had selected and copied for her out of a book of poems,--"The
+Dream of Eugene Aram." Then there were songs, and dialogues, and two
+compositions, one on "Rats" and one on "Planting Corn," which had been
+produced by their respective authors after much wear of brain fibre and
+much blotting of writing-paper. Last of all, Elvira read one of
+Longfellow's poems, after which she said that the exercises of the
+school were over, but that remarks from visitors would be gladly
+received. Then one of the trustees arose, and said that education was a
+great blessing, that he hoped the children of the present day would
+appreciate their advantages and grow up to be useful men and women,
+adding that all the schooling he had received was three winter terms in
+a log school-house, one entire end of which was occupied by the
+fireplace, and which had no glass windows, the light being admitted
+through holes cut in the logs and covered with greased foolscap-paper.
+No other remarks being offered, the audience was dismissed, and the
+children began in an excited hurry to collect their possessions, and bid
+their teacher good-by as if for a life-long parting. Some of them even
+shed tears, and this occasioned the cynical remark from a by-stander,
+"Them Mays children needn't to take on so: the school-ma'am will have to
+call at their house often enough before she gits her money."
+
+Soon the spot was deserted, and the squirrels came down from the trees
+to retake possession of their old haunts, to scamper across the
+platform, to sniff at the fallen rose-petals of the bouquets, and to
+nibble the crumbs of cake and bread dropped from the lunch-baskets.
+
+The next outing for the people of Buck Creek neighborhood was the
+county fair, which occurred in September. They went in spring-wagons, in
+farm-wagons, in buggies, and on horseback, starting early in the
+morning, and taking an ample supply of provisions for themselves as well
+as feed for their horses.
+
+The sunshine poured down hot upon them, and there was much dust, but
+they were happy. There were crowds of people from all the surrounding
+country; there were displays of vegetables, fruit, honey, butter, in
+tents and sheds,--in short, all the products of a farming region; there
+were cakes, loaves of bread, glasses of jelly, and jars of pickles and
+preserves, made by farmers' wives; and in the department allotted to
+needle-work there were quilts of various patterns and various claims to
+public notice: one had three thousand five hundred and forty-four pieces
+in it, and was made by a great-granddaughter of Daniel Boone, the
+pioneer; another was pieced by an old lady of eighty-one without the aid
+of glasses. Among the live-stock were fat cattle and prancing
+three-year-old colts, with red or blue ribbons fastened to their manes,
+indicating that they had received the first or second prize, and fat
+hogs; there were various breeds of poultry in coops, and before each
+stall or pen or coop stood a group of spectators, admiring, commenting,
+or asking questions of the owner; there were agricultural machines and
+implements, and patent pumps for stock-yards, and improved cross-cut
+saws, each strongly recommended to the public by a glib-tongued agent.
+Then there were stands for the sale of ice-cream, lemonade, and peanuts
+and candy; and no rural beau felt that he had done the polite thing
+unless he took his girl up to the counter and treated her. When he had
+strolled all over the ground with her, and perhaps taken her into one or
+two side-shows, where there were negro minstrels or the Wild Australian
+Children, he went and sat in a buggy with her, and they talked, and
+waited for the horse-race, or balloon-ascension, or wire-walking, which
+was the especial attraction of the afternoon.
+
+"Why, who's that with Tom Worth?" asked one Buck Creek belle of her
+escort as they were thus sitting together. "I didn't know that he was
+goin' with anybody?"
+
+"I didn't, either," was the response; then, after a little pause, "I'll
+swan, it's Miss Hill, the school-ma'am. Who'd 'a' thought they would be
+here together? I didn't know they were acquainted."
+
+And this remark was echoed by other Buck Creek people as they saw the
+couple walking together. But there is a law of affinity by which people
+are drawn together as lovers or as friends, which is like some of the
+hidden forces of nature: we cannot see their operation, we can only see
+their results. Some one has made the paradoxical remark that we are
+acquainted with our friends before we ever see them; meaning that our
+tastes for the same pursuits or subjects, traits of character that
+harmonize, views that coincide, have been ripening apart, and, when at
+last we meet, that is sufficient; it does not require a long
+acquaintanceship to reveal one to the other.
+
+Young Farmer Worth was now in the habit of frequently calling to see
+Elvira Hill, and of taking her out riding in his buggy, that being an
+approved form of courtship in this section. They talked of their
+favorite books and studies, their ambitions for the future as regarded
+mental culture, and their individual plans.
+
+Elvira had applied for the position of assistant in the Hill's Station
+school, and had been engaged as first assistant instead of second, which
+was better than she had hoped. She would have to hear some advanced
+classes from the principal's room, and this would require her to study,
+which would be a source of improvement.
+
+Young Farmer Worth, whose father had died three years before, had bought
+the home farm, and was now working to pay his older brothers and sisters
+for their shares in it and to comfortably support his mother in her
+declining years.
+
+"There are eighty acres in it, well improved, and with good buildings,"
+he said one day, while unfolding his plans to Elvira, "and I think I can
+make a good home of it, and a happy one, where I can feel independent,
+and no one's servant, as I could not at any other business. Farming is a
+profession, and I intend to work with my head as well as my hands, to
+read and study on the subject, to take the best agricultural papers, and
+keep up with the times. My fondness for ornithology and mineralogy can
+be indulged in connection with my work on the farm and without in any
+wise interfering with it."
+
+In the winter he came occasionally to take her to lectures at
+Sassafrasville or another neighboring town, and they always found food
+for thought in what they heard, and pleasure in discussing it afterward.
+
+The gossips said, "There's a match;" but it was not until spring that
+they were engaged. Then he took her to see his mother, and showed her
+the old home, the farm, and the improvements he was making. The old lady
+received Elvira with mingled dignity and cordiality, but, finding her
+interested in all she heard and saw, warmed toward her more and more,
+and told much of her own life, unfolding the store of memories on which
+her thoughts chiefly dwelt nowadays, talking of her husband, the
+children she had lost, and bringing forth their pictures, opening closed
+rooms, and showing dishes, linen, and other household goods which dated
+back to her own girlhood and early married life.
+
+Elvira felt an attachment for Mrs. Worth which deepened when, in the
+ensuing autumn, her dear grandmother died after a brief illness, and
+she experienced the loneliness of bereavement and homelessness. The
+little brown house in Hill's Station was sold, and Elvira went to board
+with one of the neighbors: she was still teaching in the village school.
+
+When June came round again, with its beauty of earth and sky, it brought
+her wedding-day. A very quiet wedding it was; but the home-coming, or
+the "in-fare," to use a good old-fashioned word, was the occasion of
+much joy and merry-making. It seemed as if all the Buck Creek
+neighborhood had assembled to welcome the bride. Two of the farmers'
+wives had been at the Worth homestead all the preceding day, and many of
+them brought cakes with them.
+
+In the centre of the table stood a roast pig, with an apple in its
+mouth, and around it were a great abundance of the substantial viands
+and delicacies usually provided on such occasions. There were also many
+presents for the bride from her old friends, not costly or fine, but in
+keeping with their manner of living. Mrs. Loper brought a sheep-skin for
+a mat, the wool combed out smoothly and colored crimson, Maggie a white
+crocheted tidy as big as a cart-wheel, Mrs. Sapp a wooden butter-stamp,
+Mary Sapp a picture-frame made of pasteboard, with beech-nuts glued
+together thickly upon it and varnished.
+
+So, amid good wishes and rejoicing, the young married pair entered upon
+their new life together, contented, yet energetic, and happy in the fact
+that their own lives afforded fulness and enjoyment, and that in their
+own efforts lay the fulfilment of their ambitions.
+
+ LOUISE COFFIN JONES.
+
+
+
+
+INTO THY HANDS.
+
+
+ Into thy hands, my Father, I commit
+ All, all my spirit's care,
+ The sorest burden this dim life can bear,
+ The sweetest hope wherewith its paths are lit!
+ Into thy hands, that hold so closely knit
+ What our blind, aching heart
+ Calls joy or grief,--we know them not apart!
+ Into the hands whence leap
+ The hurling tempest, and the gentle breath
+ Kissing the babe to sleep,
+ The flaming bolt that smites with instant death
+ The giant oak, and the refreshing shower
+ Whose balmy drops make glad the tender flower.
+
+ What though, even as lent jewels passing bright,
+ That crowned me happy king
+ For one sweet revel of one night in spring,
+ I must surrender in the morning light,
+ That cold and gray breaks on my tearful sight,
+ Youth, hope, and joy, and love,
+ And--oh, all other gems, all price, above!--
+ The deathless certainty
+ Of the deep life beyond this pallid sun,
+ That golden shore and sea
+ Which to my youthful feet seemed wellnigh won,
+ So fair, so close, so clear, methought I heard
+ The trees' soft whisper and faint song of bird;
+
+ What though this fair dream, too, fled long ago,
+ And on my straining eyes
+ There break no more visions of mellow skies
+ 'Neath which dear friends, called dead, move on in low
+ Sweet converse through wide, happy fields aglow
+ With heavenly flower and star,--
+ What though, like some poor pilgrim who from far
+ Sees, through a slender rift
+ In the dark rocks that hem his toilsome way,
+ The clouds an instant lift
+ From countries bathed in everlasting day,
+ I stand and stretch my yearning arms in vain
+ Toward the blest light, too swiftly lost again?
+
+ Into thy hands, my Father, I commit
+ This dearest, last hope too,
+ Old as the world, and yet forever new,--
+ The hope wherewith our dimmest paths are lit,
+ With life itself indissolubly knit!
+ That too is well, I know,
+ In thy eternal keeping. Ah! and so
+ Let my poor soul dismiss
+ Each fear and doubt, hush every anxious cry,
+ Forget all thought save this,
+ Some time,--oh, dream of joy that cannot die!--
+ In those beloved hands, a priceless store,
+ All our lost jewels shall be found once more!
+
+ STUART STERNE.
+
+
+
+
+A CHAPTER OF MYSTERY.
+
+
+Science, as a rule, has avoided the subject of Spiritualism. Its results
+are too much unlike the hard, visible, tangible facts of scientific
+research to attract those accustomed to positive investigations. And its
+methods and conditions are usually of a character to set a scientist
+beside himself with impatience. Crucial tests do not seem acceptable to
+spirits in general. They decline to be placed on the microscopic slide
+or to show their ghostly forms in the glare of the electric light, and
+prefer to haunt the society of those who do not pester them with too
+exacting _conditions_. Thus they have been mainly given over to a class
+of somewhat credulous and, in some instances, not well-balanced mortals,
+whose statements have very little weight with the general public, and
+whose strong powers of digesting the marvellous have originated a
+plentiful crop of fraud and trickery sufficient to throw discredit on
+the whole business.
+
+It cannot be said, however, that all the adherents of Spiritualism are
+of this character, or that science has completely failed to investigate
+it. It has won over many persons of good sense and sound logic,
+including several prominent scientists, to a belief in the truth of its
+claims. Were its adherents all cranks or credulous believers, and its
+phenomena only such common sleight-of-hand performances as suffice to
+convince the open-mouthed swallowers of conjurers' tricks, it would be
+idle to give it any attention. But phenomena sufficiently striking to
+convert such men as Hare, Crooks, Wallace, Zöllner, and the like are
+certainly worthy of some attention, and cannot be at once dismissed as
+results of skilful prestidigitation.
+
+In fact, it is evident to those who have taken the trouble to
+investigate the question seriously, and who do not dismiss it with an _a
+priori_ decision, that in addition to the fraudulent mediums who make it
+their business to trick the public, and are ready to produce a new
+marvel for every new dollar, and to call "spirits from the vasty deep"
+of the unseen universe in form and shape to suit every customer, there
+are some private and strictly honest mediums, and many phenomena which
+no theory of conjuring will explain. To what they are due is another
+question, in regard to which no hypothesis is here offered. It may be
+said here, however, that the work of the Psychic Research Society has
+demonstrated rather conclusively that certain hitherto unknown and
+unsuspected powers and laws of nature do exist, and that man's five
+senses are not the only means by which he gains a knowledge of what is
+going on in other minds than his own. The facts of thought-transference,
+of mesmeric control, of apparitions of the living, and the like, as
+critically tested by the members of this society, seem to indicate
+clearly that mind can affect, influence, and control mind through some
+other channel than that of the senses, usually over short distances, but
+in case of strong mental concentration over long distances. That some
+psychic medium, some ethereal atmosphere, infiltrates our grosser
+atmosphere, and is capable of conveying waves of thought as the
+luminiferous ether conveys waves of light, is the theory advanced in
+explanation of these phenomena. Spiritualists had long before advanced a
+like theory in explanation of their phenomena, claiming that disembodied
+as well as living minds have the power of influencing and controlling
+other minds, through the agency of such a psychic atmosphere, and also
+of acting upon and moving physical substances through a like agency. As
+to the probability of all this, no opinion is here offered.
+
+It is our purpose simply to select some of the more striking instances
+of spiritualistic phenomena, as recorded by scientific observers. Those
+placed on record by the numerous unscientific and unknown investigators
+are not the kind of material to present to the general public.
+Statements of an unusual character need to be thoroughly substantiated
+before they can be accepted, and the remarkable phenomena adduced as
+spiritual demand evidence of the most unquestionable character. There is
+always the feeling that the observer may have been deceived by some
+shrewd trickery, or have credulously accepted what others would have
+readily seen through, or that the senses may have been under some form
+of mesmeric control. Instances of such phenomena, therefore, need to be
+attested by the names of persons of well-known honesty, judgment, and
+discrimination, and attended with an exact statement of the tests
+applied, before they can be accepted as thoroughly trustworthy accounts.
+Some instances of this character may be here given.
+
+The phenomena known under the general name of spirit-manifestations vary
+greatly in different instances. In some cases they take the form of
+strange dreams, in which some warning or information concerning coming
+events is given that afterward proves true. In others they occur as
+seeming apparitions of persons recently or long dead. In others, as in
+the case of haunted houses, there are noises of great variety, moving of
+objects, opening and shutting of doors, appearances of unknown forms,
+and all the phenomena which might be produced by an invisible inhabitant
+of the house who was able to become visible under certain circumstances.
+More ordinary manifestations are rapping sounds and lifting of heavy
+bodies, writing either with or without apparent human agency, and mental
+communication of facts unknown to or forgotten by the persons present.
+Other phases are those presented by professional mediums,--the tying and
+untying of ropes, playing on musical instruments, the production of
+luminous phenomena, slate-writing under tables, and the like.
+Performances of this character are usually done in the dark, and the
+fraud which may be present is therefore not easily detected. It is
+impossible to apply tests under such circumstances, and nothing can be
+accepted as positive that cannot be tested. Performances similarly
+surprising are constantly offered by professional conjurers, and nothing
+claiming the high origin of spiritual phenomena can be received in
+evidence where trickery is possible or has not been rendered impossible
+by the employment of adequate tests.
+
+To the same class belong the cabinet performances and the so-called
+materialization of spirit forms, which have been the favorite cards of
+professional mediums of late years. So far as yet offered in public,
+they may be dismissed in the mass as pure trickery. The fact that
+stage-performers of sleight-of-hand tricks can repeat the cabinet
+phenomena in every detail, and that the materialized spirit showmen have
+been caught in numerous instances in the very act of fraud, throws utter
+discredit on the business. No repetition by new mediums of other forms
+of the exposed tricks carries any weight. In fact, in a matter of such
+importance nothing can be accepted as settled until it has been
+subjected to the strictest scientific tests and every possible
+opportunity for deceit or trickery eliminated. We are not ready to
+believe that the spirits of our departed friends are able and willing to
+talk with or show themselves to us, or create disturbances in the
+arrangement of our furniture, unless we are absolutely positive that our
+eyes, ears, and nerves are not being cleverly fooled by some skilled and
+unscrupulous show-man, or that we are not self-deceived by some
+temporary vagary of our brains or senses.
+
+In addition to the purely physical phenomena are others of a more or
+less mental character. One interesting phase of the latter is that of
+planchette-writing, which attracted so much attention a few years ago.
+The planchette, a heart-shaped board moving easily on casters, and with
+a pencil supporting it at one extremity, moves with great readiness when
+touched by mediumistic fingers, and is responsible for acres of
+communications purporting to come from the world of spirits, and
+conveying the greatest variety of information, alike as to the thoughts
+and deeds of particular spirits and the general conditions of
+disembodied spiritual existence. In other instances the planchette is
+dispensed with, and the writing done by a pencil held in the hand of the
+medium, or occasionally, as some persons positively declare, by a pencil
+that is held in no mortal hand. In still other cases the medium, either
+awake or entranced, gives the communication by word of mouth. And this
+is asserted to be the case not only in respect to brief messages, but in
+long addresses, which are given every Sunday in our principal cities
+before large audiences, and in the writing of books of considerable
+length, but not, as a rule, of any great profundity or literary value.
+To all these claims, however, we can simply record the verdict "not
+proven." When a man writes or says anything we want more than his mere
+assertion to prove that it does not come from his own mind. And, even if
+we are satisfied that he is not consciously deceiving, the possibility
+remains that he is affected by some unconscious mental action. We shall
+certainly not accept his declaration that spirits of the dead are
+talking through him unless he gives information that could not possibly
+have been in his own mind, and could not have been received by
+thought-transference from the mind of any other person present
+or in _rapport_ with him at a distance. The discoveries in
+thought-transference open possibilities of mental influence between
+living persons which aid to explain many hitherto incomprehensible
+phenomena.
+
+Clairvoyant and clairaudiant mediums fall into the same category. They
+profess to see forms which no one else can see, and to hear voices which
+no one else can hear, and describe these forms, or repeat the words of
+these voices, often with the effect of recalling the appearance or
+character of deceased persons whom they could not possibly have known.
+Yet the fact remains that the persons who recognize these descriptions
+as accurate must have known the parties described, and it becomes
+possible that the mental impression of the medium may have been received
+by thought-transference from them. We do not assert that it has been so
+received. We assert nothing. In fact, phenomena are claimed to occur
+which it is difficult or impossible to explain on any such theory, or on
+any other theory yet promulgated. Among these is the conveyance of
+matter through matter, as of an object from the interior to the exterior
+of a corked and sealed bottle, of other objects from a distance into
+locked rooms, of writing by a sliver of pencil in the interior of a
+double slate firmly screwed together, of the placing of close-fitting
+steel rings in one solid piece around human necks, and their subsequent
+removal, of writing and speaking in languages unknown to some or all of
+the persons present, and a considerable variety of similar performances,
+declared to have occurred under strict test-conditions. Yet if we cannot
+explain we retain the right to doubt, and such statements cannot be
+received as facts except on the strongest substantiation.
+
+The phenomena whose main forms we have here given, but whose actual
+variety we cannot attempt to give, are offered on the testimony of a
+great variety of persons, many of whom are plainly too credulous for
+their evidence to be of any value whatever, while others, who seem to
+have exercised great caution and cool judgment, are unknown to the
+general public, and therefore not likely to be accepted as witnesses in
+such a critical case. Others, again, who are well known and highly
+respected, have invalidated their testimony by clearly letting
+themselves be deceived. Such was the case with Robert Dale Owen, one of
+the main historians of spiritual phenomena, who permitted himself to be
+pitifully humbugged in Philadelphia by the somewhat famous spirit of
+Katie King, whose spirit face was afterward discovered on the sturdy
+shoulders of a very decidedly incarnate young lady. This was one of the
+first instances of that throng of materialized frauds with which this
+country has ever since been well supplied.
+
+But there have been numerous investigators of spiritualism who cannot be
+placed in any such category, many of them men of high standing in the
+scientific world, whose word is still taken as positive evidence in
+support of very surprising scientific statements, since they are known
+to examine and test phenomena with the closest and most accurate
+scrutiny. This class of observers is particularly abundant in the London
+scientific world, and includes in its list such noted names as Alfred
+Russel Wallace, the celebrated naturalist, Dr. William Crooks, whose
+discoveries in chemistry and physics have been of a remarkable
+character, and Dr. Huggins, the equally celebrated astronomer. In
+America the most noted scientific observer was the late Dr. Hare, of
+Philadelphia, a chemist of world-wide fame. Of those who, if not
+professed scientists, have been otherwise of high standing, Professor
+Wallace names, in a recent communication to the "Times," Dr. Robert
+Chambers, Dr. Elliotson, and Professor William Gregory, of Edinburgh,
+Dr. Gully, a scientific physician of Malvern, and Judge Edmonds, one of
+the best known American lawyers. Names of similar reputation in the
+scientific and professional world might be adduced from Germany and
+France, prominent among them the late Professor Zöllner, of Leipsic, a
+well-known astronomer; but the above-given will suffice as evidence that
+the investigation of spiritualism has not been confined to the unknown,
+unlearned, and credulous, but has been pursued by men of the very
+highest standing for probity, learning, sound judgment, and critical
+discrimination.
+
+The results reached by these men are therefore of great weight, and go
+far to fix the status of the phenomena examined. We may say here that
+several of them have become acknowledged converts to the spiritual
+theory. More generally, however, they have declined to express positive
+opinions as to the cause of these phenomena, while positively testifying
+that they are not the result of trickery, but that they indicate the
+existence of some power or energy in nature which is able to suspend or
+overcome the operation of nature's ordinary forces. Only two prominent
+scientists, who have made any pretence to examine these phenomena, have
+declared that they are _in toto_ the result of fraud. These two are
+Professor Faraday and Dr. Carpenter. But the investigations made by
+these noted personages were too trivial to render their decision of any
+value. Faraday briefly examined the phenomena of table-tipping, and
+decided that it was due to involuntary muscular movement. Dr. Carpenter
+reasserted the same, years after this explanation had been shown to be
+entirely inadequate, and declared that the mental phenomena were due
+only to _unconscious cerebration_, or the action of memories and ideas
+long since stored in the mind, when the consciousness is otherwise
+engaged and the person is unaware of the activity of his mental stores.
+This theory, we may also say, is utterly inadequate to explain all the
+phenomena, and only applies by a strained interpretation to the
+instances which Dr. Carpenter gives in illustration.
+
+One of the most striking of these instances we may here append. A
+student relates that a professor had said to his class in mathematics,
+of which this student was a member, "'A question of great difficulty has
+been referred to me by a banker, a very complicated question of
+accounts, which they themselves have not been able to bring to a
+satisfactory issue, and they have asked my assistance. I have been
+trying, and I cannot resolve it. I have covered whole sheets of paper
+with calculations and have not been able to make it out. Will you try?'
+He gave it as a sort of problem to his class, and said he would be
+extremely obliged to any one who would bring him the solution on a
+certain day. This gentleman tried it over and over again. He covered
+many slates with figures, but could not succeed in resolving it. He was
+a little put on his mettle, and very much desired to attain the
+solution. But he went to bed on the night before the solution, if
+attained, was to be given in, without having succeeded. In the morning,
+when he went to his desk, he found the whole problem worked out in his
+own hand. He was perfectly sure that it was his own hand. And this was a
+curious part of it, that the result was attained by a process very much
+shorter than any he had tried. He had covered three or four sheets of
+paper in his attempts, and this was all worked out on one page, and
+correctly worked, as the result proved. He inquired of the woman who
+attended to his room, and she said that she was certain no one had
+entered it during the night. It was perfectly clear that this had been
+worked out by himself."
+
+Instances of this kind are certainly very curious, and seem to show that
+the mind, when set in any train of thought by intense concentration, may
+pursue it after consciousness has been withdrawn. And the result
+indicates that the mind acts with innate logic when not disturbed by
+distracting considerations, and can be trusted to do more correct work
+when thus set going and left to run of itself than when consciously held
+to its work. Yet an examination of every recorded instance of this kind
+strongly indicates that no such unconscious mental action ever takes
+place except when the consciousness has been earnestly directed to the
+subject in advance, that no marked instances of this activity ever occur
+except in the unconsciousness of sleep or trance, and that it ceases
+when the mental excitement that started it has gradually subsided. There
+is not an instance on record to show that the mind ever originates
+unconscious action, or that any of its remote stores or powers ever
+spring into activity without being aroused by sensation or conscious
+thought. Thus the doctrine of _unconscious cerebration_ has been carried
+much further than the facts warrant. It need hardly be said that it is
+utterly inapplicable as a theory to many of the facts adduced by the
+Society for Psychic Research.
+
+In the year 1869 the London Dialectical Society, an association of
+cultured liberals, embracing many well-known personages, appointed a
+committee to examine "the asserted phenomena of Spiritualism." The
+committee divided itself into six sub-committees, each of which
+submitted a report, and according to a general report, published in
+1871, "these reports substantially corroborated each other." We may
+therefore quote the more interesting points from the report of one of
+the sub-committees:
+
+"All of these meetings were held at the private residences of members of
+the committee, purposely to preclude the possibility of prearranged
+mechanism or contrivance. The furniture of the room in which the
+experiments were conducted was on every occasion its accustomed
+furniture. The tables were in all cases heavy dining-tables, and
+required a strong effort to move them. The smallest of them was five
+feet nine inches long and four feet wide, and the largest nine feet
+three inches long and four and a half feet wide, and of proportionate
+weight. The rooms, tables, and furniture generally were repeatedly
+subjected to careful examination, before, during, and after the
+experiments, to ascertain that no concealed machinery, instrument, or
+other contrivance existed, by means of which the sounds or movements
+hereinafter mentioned could be caused. The experiments were conducted in
+the light of gas, except on the few occasions specially noted in the
+minutes.
+
+"Of the members of your sub-committee about four-fifths entered upon the
+investigation wholly sceptical as to the reality of the alleged
+phenomena, firmly believing them to be the result either of _imposture_,
+or of _delusion_, or of _involuntary muscular action_. It was only by
+irresistible evidence, under conditions that precluded the possibility
+of either of these solutions, and after trials and tests many times
+repeated, that the most sceptical of your sub-committee were slowly and
+reluctantly convinced that the phenomena exhibited in the course of
+their protracted inquiry were _veritable facts_. The result of their
+long-continued and carefully-conducted experiments, after trial by every
+delicate test they could devise, has been to establish _conclusively_,--
+
+"First. That under certain _bodily_ and _mental_ conditions of one or
+more of the persons present a force is exhibited sufficient to set in
+motion heavy substances, without the employment of any muscular force,
+and without contact or material connection of any kind between such
+substances and the body of any person present.
+
+"Second. That this force can cause sounds to proceed, distinctly audible
+to all present, from solid substances not in contact with nor having any
+visible or material connection with the body of any person present, and
+which sounds are proved to proceed from such substances by the
+vibrations which are distinctly felt when they are touched.
+
+"Third. That this force is frequently directed by intelligence."
+
+Of the many experiments described in this report we will quote here but
+one:
+
+"On one occasion, when eleven members of your sub-committee had been
+sitting around one of the dining-tables above described for forty
+minutes, and various sounds and motions had occurred, they, by way of
+test, turned the backs of their chairs to the table, at about nine
+inches from it. They all then knelt upon their chairs, placing their
+arms upon the backs thereof. In this position their feet were of course
+turned away from the table, and by no possibility could be placed under
+it or touch the floor. The hands of each person were extended over the
+table, at about four inches from the surface. Contact, therefore, with
+any part of the table could not take place without detection. In less
+than a minute the table, untouched, moved four times,--at first about
+four inches to one side, then about twelve to the other side, and then,
+in like manner, four and six inches respectively."
+
+The committee further remarks that after this experiment "the table was
+carefully examined, turned upside down, and taken to pieces, but nothing
+was discovered to account for the phenomenon. Delusion was out of the
+question. The movements were in various directions, and were witnessed
+simultaneously by all present. They were matters of _measurement_, and
+not of opinion or fancy. Your sub-committee have not collectively
+obtained any evidence as to the nature and source of this force, but
+simply as to the _fact of its existence_."
+
+Mr. Sergeant Cox, a member of this sub-committee and a prominent member
+of the English bar, relates that he experimented elsewhere in the same
+manner as that above described, and with similar results, a heavy
+dining-table being employed. Afterward, when all the party stood in a
+circle round the table, holding hands, at first two and then three feet
+distant, the table lurched four times, once more than two feet and with
+great force, and moved to such an extent as to become completely turned
+round. After the party had broken up, and were standing in groups about
+the room, the table, which was about two feet from its original
+position, swung violently back to its proper place and set itself
+exactly square with the room, with such force as literally to knock down
+a lady who was standing in the way putting on her shawl for departure.
+
+Mr. Cox, after a close examination of these phenomena, offered a theory
+in explanation somewhat differing from that already mentioned. He
+believes that they are due to the action of some psychic force,
+originating in the nervous system and analogous in character to magnetic
+attraction. He relates several instances of heavy bodies moving toward
+the mediums, as if attracted, and remarks, "In another experiment in my
+own lighted drawing-room, as the psychic [the medium] was entering the
+room with myself, _no other person being there_, an easy-chair of great
+weight that was standing fourteen feet from us was suddenly lifted from
+the floor and drawn to him with great rapidity, precisely as a heavy
+magnet will attract a mass of iron."
+
+Another phase of these phenomena, as observed by the committee, was the
+sudden and considerable change of weight in the table, it becoming light
+or heavy as desired. To prove this scientifically, a weighing-machine
+was attached, and the change of weight clearly proved. "One instance
+will suffice. Weighed by the machine, the normal weight of a table
+raised from the floor eighteen inches on one side was eight pounds.
+Desired to be light, the index fell to five pounds; desired to be heavy,
+it advanced to eighty-two pounds. And these changes were instantaneous
+and repeated many times."
+
+The most remarkable evidence adduced by scientific observers is that
+presented by Professor Crooks. He is a chemist of high reputation, the
+editor of the "Chemical News" and for many years of the "Quarterly
+Journal of Science," the discoverer of the metallic element thallium,
+and of recent years noted for his remarkable discoveries in the
+conditions of matter in highly-exhausted vacuum-tubes. In 1870 he
+undertook the investigation of Spiritualism, with the full expectation
+of exposing it as a compound of trickery on the one side and of
+credulity and self-deception on the other. In January, 1874, he
+published, in the "Quarterly Journal of Science," a brief compend of the
+notes of his investigations during the four years preceding. Some of the
+phenomena here recorded are so extraordinary that they would not be
+worthy an instant's attention but for the attestation of a witness of
+such standing, and one accustomed to the employment of the severest
+scientific tests.
+
+The phenomena recorded, as he declares, with few exceptions, all took
+place in his own house and in full light, at times appointed by himself,
+"and under conditions that absolutely precluded the employment of the
+very simplest instrumental aid." In all cases only private friends were
+present besides the medium. The mediums employed were the noted D. D.
+Home and Miss Kate Fox, of Rochester-rappings notoriety. Of the simpler
+phenomena observed were the movement of heavy bodies with contact, but
+without mechanism or exertion, percussive and other sounds, etc. He
+remarks,--
+
+"I have had these sounds proceeding from the floor, walls, etc., when
+the medium's hands and feet were held, when she was standing on a chair,
+when she was suspended in a swing from the ceiling, when she was
+enclosed in a wire cage, and when she had fallen fainting on a sofa. I
+have had them on a glass harmonicon. I have felt them on my own shoulder
+and under my own hands. I have heard them on a sheet of paper held
+between the fingers by a piece of thread passed through one corner. I
+have tested them in every way that I could devise; and there has been no
+escape from the conviction that they were true objective occurrences,
+not produced by trickery or mechanical means." Intelligence is
+manifested by these sounds, "sometimes of such a character as to lead to
+the belief that it does not emanate from any person present."
+
+He records numerous instances of the movement of heavy bodies when not
+touched: "My own chair has been twisted partly round while my feet were
+off the floor. A chair was seen by all present to move slowly up to the
+table from a far corner when all were watching it; on another occasion
+an arm-chair moved to where we were sitting, and then moved slowly back
+again (a distance of about three feet) at my request."
+
+"On five separate occasions a heavy dining-table rose between a few
+inches and one and a half feet off the floor, under special
+circumstances which rendered trickery impossible.... On another occasion
+the table rose from the floor, not only when no person was touching it,
+but under conditions which I had prearranged so as to assure
+unquestionable proof of the fact."
+
+As to the power of overcoming gravity, he tested it by the use of a
+weighing-machine specially constructed and very delicate in its
+operation, being so arranged that its extremity could not possibly move
+downward without external pressure. Yet it did so move downward when the
+medium's fingers were held over it without touching it. This experiment
+was conducted in a way that renders it absolutely certain that some
+force beyond those visible to the persons present was in operation.
+
+He also describes the lifting of human bodies without visible external
+aid: "On one occasion I witnessed a chair, with a lady sitting on it,
+rise several inches from the ground.... At another time two children, on
+separate occasions, rose from the floor with their chairs, in full
+daylight, under (to me) most satisfactory conditions; for I was kneeling
+and keeping close watch upon the feet of the chair, and observing that
+no one might touch them."
+
+Among other strange manifestations, he positively declares that his
+library-bell was brought into a room in which he was sitting with the
+medium, with locked doors, both he and his children having seen and
+handled the bell a short time before in the library. Also a piece of
+China grass was taken from a vase on the table, and before his eyes
+seemed to pass through the substance of the table. Observation showed
+that there was a crack in the table through which it had apparently
+passed. But this crack was much narrower than the diameter of the grass,
+yet the latter showed no signs of abrasion or change of shape.
+
+As to the intelligence manifested by this strange power he gives the
+following instance. A lady was writing with a planchette. "I asked, 'Can
+you see the contents of this room?' 'Yes,' wrote the planchette. 'Can
+you see to read this newspaper?' said I, putting my finger on a copy of
+the 'Times' which was on the table behind me, but without looking at it.
+'Yes,' was the reply of the planchette. 'Well,' I said, 'if you can see
+that, write the word that is now covered by my finger, and I will
+believe you.' The planchette commenced to move. Slowly and with great
+difficulty the word 'however' was written out. I turned round, and saw
+that the word 'however' was covered by the tip of my finger. I had
+purposely avoided looking at the newspaper when I tried this experiment,
+and it was impossible for the lady, had she tried, to have seen any of
+the printed words, for she was sitting at one table, and the paper was
+on another table behind, my body intervening."
+
+The most remarkable phenomena attested by Professor Crooks, however, are
+those classed as luminous appearances, and particularly as luminous
+hands. Some of the most striking of those may be here quoted:
+
+"Under the strictest test-conditions I have seen a self-luminous body,
+the size and nearly the shape of a turkey's egg, float noiselessly about
+the room, at one time higher than any one present could reach standing
+on tiptoe, and then gently descend to the floor. It was visible more
+than ten minutes, and before it faded away struck the table three times
+with a sound like that of a hard, solid body. During this time the
+medium was lying back, apparently insensible, in an easy-chair."
+
+"I have had an alphabetic communication given by luminous flashes
+occurring before me in the air while my hand was moving about among
+them. I was sitting next to the medium, Miss Fox, the only other persons
+present being my wife and a lady relative, and I was holding the
+medium's two hands in one of mine, while her feet were resting on my
+feet. Paper was on the table before us, and my disengaged hand was
+holding a pencil. A luminous hand came down from the upper part of the
+room, and, after hovering near me for a few seconds, took the pencil
+from my hand, rapidly wrote on a sheet of paper, threw the pencil down,
+and then rose up above our heads, gradually fading into darkness."
+
+"In the night I have seen a luminous cloud hover over a heliotrope on a
+side-table, break a sprig off, and carry the sprig to a lady; and on
+some occasions I have seen a similar luminous cloud visibly condense to
+the form of a hand and carry small objects about."
+
+These hands he claims to have frequently seen, sometimes in darkness,
+sometimes in light. On one occasion "a beautifully-formed small hand
+rose up from an opening in a dining-table and gave me a flower; it
+appeared and then disappeared three times at intervals: this occurred in
+the light, in my own room, while I was holding the medium's hands and
+feet."
+
+The hand often seemed to form from a luminous cloud. "It is not always a
+mere form, but sometimes appears perfectly life-like and graceful, the
+fingers moving, the flesh appearing as human as that of any in the room.
+At the wrist or arm it becomes hazy and fades off into a luminous
+cloud.... I have retained one of these hands in my own, firmly resolved
+not to let it escape. There was no struggle or effort made to get loose,
+but it gradually seemed to resolve itself into vapor, and faded in that
+manner from my grasp."
+
+We should not venture to quote these most remarkable statements but for
+the fact that they are made by a gentleman of such high standing for
+accuracy of observation, who knew perfectly well that he was imperilling
+his position in the scientific world and exposing himself to the
+contumely and accusation of loss of sanity that followed. In regard to
+this point it need only be said that his most valuable scientific work
+has been done since that period, and that his statements on scientific
+subjects are received everywhere to-day as unquestionably accurate and
+important. That he saw what he believed to be luminous hands there can
+be no doubt. Whether he was deceived is another question.
+
+As to the producing cause of these manifestations Professor Crooks
+offers no theory. Whether the power and the intelligence displayed came
+from some one present or from some disembodied spirit he makes no
+suggestion, but simply presents the facts as evidence that there are
+mysteries in nature transcending any that have yet been weighed and
+measured, and which must engage the attention of the science of the
+future.
+
+Of the other scientists named, Professor Wallace openly accepts the
+spiritualistic explanation of these phenomena. He has not, so far as we
+are aware, published any detailed statement of his investigations,
+though we have been told that they consisted in part in what is known as
+"spirit photography," or the taking of photographs of persons known to
+be dead, by his own private apparatus and in his own private rooms. As
+to the character of the results obtained by him, however, we are unable
+to make any statement.
+
+Professor Zöllner also became a believer in Spiritualism, mainly through
+experiments with the American medium Mr. Slade. He published a work on
+the subject, in which he advances the theory, which has of late
+attracted so much attention, of a fourth dimension in space; that is,
+that, in addition to length, breadth, and thickness, bodies may have a
+fourth dimension, beyond the powers of human observation. The untying of
+knots in sealed ropes, passage of matter through matter, etc., he
+attempts to explain as possibly done by agents capable of working in
+this fourth dimension of matter. Science, however, is as little inclined
+to accept this theory as to accept that of spirit communication.
+
+Of the American scientific observers Professor Hare is far the most
+noted for his critical discernment, his accuracy of observation, and his
+obstinate determination not to be convinced that there was anything
+occult in these phenomena. He was remarkably skilful in the making of
+scientific apparatus, and he tested the phenomena received by a series
+of instruments of delicate construction and capable of exposing the
+least attempt at fraud. Those who were present at the circles with him
+declare that he would frequently make his appearance with a new
+instrument and a face full of grim expectancy that he would now baffle
+the powers that had baffled him on previous occasions, and that he would
+retire with a countenance of settled despondency as the unseen
+_something_ set at nought his deep-laid plans and secret hopes. It will
+suffice to say here that his experiments ended in his accepting the
+spiritual explanation of the phenomena and publishing a work on the
+subject.
+
+The same was the case with Judge Edmonds, from whose published work we
+may make a few quotations, as his high standing as a jurist and
+reputation for veracity and legal shrewdness make him a witness whose
+word would be accepted without question on any ordinary subject. He
+gives the following strange experience: "During the last illness of my
+revered old friend Isaac T. Hopper I was a good deal with him, and on
+the day when he died I was with him from noon till about seven o'clock
+in the evening. I then supposed he would live yet for several days, and
+at that hour I left to attend my circle, proposing to call again on my
+way home. About ten o'clock in the evening, while attending the circle,
+I asked if I might put a mental question. I did so, and I know that no
+person present could know what it was, or to what subject even it
+referred. My question related to Mr. Hopper, and I received for answer
+through the rappings, as from himself, that he was dead. I hastened
+immediately to his house, and found that it was so. That could not have
+been from any one present, for they did not know of his death, nor did
+they understand the answer I received. It could not have been the reflex
+of my own mind, for I had left him alive, and thought that he would live
+several days."
+
+Of his statements in regard to physical phenomena the following may be
+quoted: "I have known a pine table with four legs lifted bodily up from
+the floor in the centre of a circle of six or eight persons, turned
+upside down, and laid upon its top at our feet, then lifted up over our
+heads and put leaning against the back of the sofa on which we sat. I
+have seen a mahogany table, having only a centre leg, and with a lamp
+burning upon it, lifted from the floor at least a foot, in spite of the
+efforts of those present, and shaken backward and forward as one would
+shake a goblet in his hand, and the lamp retain its place, though its
+glass pendants rung again. I have seen the same table tipped up with the
+lamp upon it, so that the lamp must have fallen off unless retained
+there by something else than its own gravity; yet it fell not, moved
+not. I have known a mahogany chair thrown on its side and moved swiftly
+back and forth on the floor, no one touching it, through a room where
+there were at least a dozen persons sitting; and it was repeatedly
+stopped within a few inches of me, when it was coming with a violence
+which, if not arrested, must have broken my legs."
+
+Of the phenomena classed under the head of spiritualistic three
+explanations have been offered. One is that they are purely the result
+of fraud in the mediums and self-delusion in the believers. A second is
+that they are due to some unknown law and force of nature, the physical
+manifestations being ascribed to a psychic energy of nervous origin, the
+mental to _unconscious cerebration_. A third explanation is that they
+are due to the action of disembodied spirits, who are able to return to
+the earth and make their presence manifest in all the methods above
+recounted. Of these explanations the first is that given by the general
+public, and particularly by those who know nothing practically about the
+subject, but have reached their opinions by their own inner
+consciousness and without troubling themselves to investigate the facts.
+That it does apply, however, to much of what is known as spiritual
+manifestations there can be no doubt. Of frauds under the name of
+mediums there has been an abundance. Of dupes under the name of
+Spiritualists there has been an equal abundance. And the tricks of false
+mediums have been so often detected as to throw a shadow of doubt over
+everything connected with the asserted phenomena. Yet that it is not all
+fraud has been abundantly proved by the testimony of the men above named
+and many others of equal powers of discrimination, and by the occurrence
+of numerous phenomena under circumstances that absolutely precluded
+deception, either in medium or audience. To these cases one or other of
+the second and third explanations must be given. Acceptance of the
+third, that they are really the work of spirits, would of course settle
+the whole business and explain all the phenomena in a word. But the
+great body of critical observers are disinclined to accept this theory,
+for the reason that many of the scientific class doubt the existence of
+any spirit beyond the earth-life, that many of the religious class
+question the possibility of freed spirits returning to earth, and that
+many of an intermediate class consider the manifestations too puerile
+and the mental communications given too unsatisfactory and too far below
+the mental calibre of the professed speakers to be worthy of assignment
+to any such source. These communications seem usually painted by the
+mind of the medium, and are often notably feeble, absurd, and valueless.
+
+To the members of this class the second explanation is the only tenable
+one,--namely, that there are certain extraordinary powers resident in
+the nervous organism which are capable of acting in opposition to the
+ordinary energies of nature; that an intangible material exists outside
+the body and penetrates physical objects, through whose aid the
+nerve-power somehow operates to produce sounds and motions of bodies;
+that this nerve-power may act unconsciously to the person who possesses
+it in even a highly-developed state; that its action may be controlled
+by the mind, acting either consciously or unconsciously; that old and
+long-forgotten stores of the memory may take part in this action; and
+that other minds may act through the medium's mind and set in action his
+psychic powers unconsciously to himself.
+
+That there is such a supersensible substance, and that the human mind
+has such hitherto unknown powers, is not easy to admit. And yet when we
+consider all the facts bearing upon the case it becomes equally hard to
+deny. The history of mankind is full of stories of occult operations and
+so-called supernatural performances. Those recorded are, of course, but
+the merest fraction of those that have been observed. At the present day
+this world of mystery seems everywhere around us. Outside of what is put
+on record, almost every person one meets can relate some such mysterious
+occurrence which has happened to himself or some of his acquaintances.
+That a very great proportion of this has been self-deception must be
+admitted. But all mankind is not blind and gullible; and if we strain
+these stories of the marvellous through the sieve of criticism, some
+considerable residuum will remain, which must be accounted for by
+another theory than that of delusion.
+
+The theory above given accounts in some degree for most of the facts,
+though there are others which it is not easy to make fit in. Such are
+the instances in which information unknown to any person present has
+been given. We may instance the writing of the word covered by Professor
+Crooks's finger, and the answer to Judge Edmonds's mental question
+concerning his dying friend. Other striking instances of the same
+character might be given, some of which have happened within the
+knowledge of the writer. We may give in illustration the case of one
+gentleman, a prominent businessman of Philadelphia, who received from a
+medium a statement of the date of the death of a child that had occurred
+many years before. The gentleman denied the correctness of the date, and
+gave what he believed to be the correct one. But the medium insisted on
+the date given. On going home and consulting his family record, to his
+surprise the gentleman found that the medium was right and he
+wrong,--that the child had died on the date stated, not on that which
+had been impressed upon his memory.
+
+Taking the case of mentality as a whole, it is certain that we are yet
+far from being acquainted with all the powers and mysteries of the human
+mental and nervous organism, despite all the researches of late years.
+Nor do we know all the conditions and capabilities of the world of
+matter which surrounds us, or the possibilities of intercommunication
+of minds without the aid of the senses. On the other hand, Spiritualists
+assert that we are equally far from knowing all the possibilities of
+spirit existence or of communication between embodied and disembodied
+mind. As to all this, it is perhaps best to remain in a state of
+suspended decision and await the results of accurate observation to
+settle the question definitely on one side or other. The investigation
+now being carried on by a committee appointed by the University of
+Pennsylvania, under the conditions of a bequest from the late Mr.
+Seybert, will, it may be hoped, tend to clear up the mystery.
+
+ CHARLES MORRIS.
+
+
+
+
+THE STORY OF AN ITALIAN WORKWOMAN'S LIFE.[B]
+
+
+Si, signora, there are four of us,--Fausta, and Flavia, and Marc
+Antonio, and I. La Mamma was left a widow when Marc Antonio was twelve
+years old and Fausta ten, Flavia was eight, little Teresina (who died in
+childhood) six, and I was only sixteen months old. All the rest can
+remember Babbo [daddy], and many's the time, when I was a little one, I
+have cried my eyes out with anger and jealousy because I couldn't
+remember him too. Babbo was a good man, signora. Never an angry word, La
+Mamma says,--not one,--in all the fifteen years they were married, and
+_allegro, allegro_ (cheerful). He was a carrier, and he had only a
+little time at home; but then he always played with the little ones and
+made them happy. La Mamma loved him with all her heart; and often she
+says, "Ah, if I ever come to Paradise, I pray our Lord to make me find
+my Pietro again." Si, signora, I know our Lord said there was no
+marrying or giving in marriage in heaven; La Mamma knows it too; but we
+shall know each other, you know, up there, and our Blessed Lord is
+merciful, and won't part those who love each other. La Mamma says so;
+and I hope so, too. If ever I gain the rest of Paradise,--may our
+Blessed Lord and the Madonna and all the saints grant it!--I want to
+find my Luigi there too. Well, but I promised to tell the signora how
+the Mamma brought us all up on only a franc a day. As I said already,
+Babbo was a carrier. He did well, and sent Marc Antonio and Fausta and
+Flavia to school, and me to a _balia_ in the country, and put something
+by besides. La Mamma was a silk-weaver,--one of the best in Florence
+then,--and she put by something too; for she worked hard every day.
+Everything went well with them until the day that I came home from the
+_baliatico_ (period of nursing in the country). I was well weaned, and a
+strong, fine baby, and the _balia_ was proud of me; and Babbo was so
+pleased to find me so well and lively that he gave the _balia_ two
+francs more than he had agreed to do. But Babbo was always generous.
+Well, the next day La Mamma took me in her arms and went to the
+silk-shop where she had been at work, to see about selling her loom; for
+the master of the shop was old and was giving up his business and
+selling everything: it was just at that time that the silk-trade began
+to go down in Florence. When the loom was sold, La Mamma put the money
+in her purse, and then she went to put it in the bank, and then home.
+When she got into the Borgo degli Santi Apostoli she saw several people
+standing before our door; but she thought nothing of that, for we lived
+on the top floor, and there were several other families in the house.
+But when La Mamma came up to the door, she saw old Martia, her aunt, and
+Miniato, her brother, there. They were both crying.
+
+"Oh, _poverina, poverina_! here she is," says Miniato.
+
+"_Madonna santissima_! how shall we ever tell her?" says Aunt Martia.
+
+"For the love of God, tell me what it is!" said poor mamma, and her
+heart died in her.
+
+Well, in a few minutes, _adagio, adagio_, little by little, they told
+her how it was. Near the Porta San Niccolò a heavy load of bricks had
+been overturned, and poor Babbo, who was passing at the time, had been
+badly hurt. His fine gray mule Giannetta was killed. So two troubles
+came together. After a little the Misericordia brought Babbo home, and
+they put him in bed, and one of the Brethren stayed to watch him that
+night. He was badly hurt, and he never took a step again, though he
+lived for six months. La Mamma did her best: the weaving was over,--she
+could not have found much more weaving to do, even if Babbo had been
+able to bear the noise of the loom,--but she knitted, and sewed, and did
+what she could. Still, the money melted away. Babbo might have been put
+into a hospital, but La Mamma couldn't bear to part with him, even
+though he said often, as the days went on and he got no better, that he
+would rather go into a hospital than lie there and feel that he was
+eating up the little money he had put away for his wife and children.
+"_Povera_ Leonora," he used to say,--"_povera_ Leonora, who must work so
+hard while I lie here and play the signore!" And once or twice he cried
+a little. But for the most part he was cheerful and bore his pain with
+patience.
+
+All the time _la povera Mamma_ kept up her courage, and made Babbo
+believe that the money went three times as far as it did. But it melted
+away; and, the day before Babbo died, when she counted it over she knew
+that she had a hard struggle before her. She did not let him know it,
+however. He thought she had money to last for two or three months. So
+Easter came round, and still Babbo lay helpless and full of pain. The
+priest came to confess and communicate him, as he does all the bedridden
+at Easter-time, and that afternoon Babbo had less pain than for many a
+day. He kissed and blessed us as usual at bedtime, and then he told La
+Mamma to call him in the morning, so that he might light the lamp for
+her. This was because the table with the lamp stood by his side of the
+bed, and often La Mamma, who had to get up early, used to strike the
+light without waking him. "But now that I have no pain," says Babbo,
+"I'll strike a light for you, _cara mia_, so that you may have that
+comfort." Easter fell early that year, in March, and the weather was
+cold and stormy. When La Mamma woke up at four o'clock, the bells were
+ringing for first mass, but it was cold and dark, and a storm was
+raging. She could not bear to wake Babbo up, but she had promised to do
+so, and she had a long day's work before her and no time to lose. So she
+called him, very gently at first, and then louder. There was no answer,
+and she touched his shoulder and shook him a little. Still there was no
+answer, and, being frightened, she leaned over and touched his face.
+_Povera mamma!_ it was cold as ice, and stiff. Then she put her hand on
+his heart, but it was still. She jumped up quickly, but, in her fright
+and grief, she could not find the matches. At last she did so, and then
+she saw that he was dead. Little Teresa slept between them, and he had
+her hand in his, clasped so tightly that it was many minutes before La
+Mamma could set it free. She did so without waking the child, and then
+she put her into bed with Flavia and Fausta, and woke Marc Antonio and
+sent him for the doctor. When he was gone she lighted the fire and did
+what she could to warm Babbo and bring the life back, though her heart
+told her, as did the doctor when he came, that all was over. By and by
+the children woke and cried, and La Mamma wondered that she could find
+words to quiet them, and yet she did. When everything was over and the
+house quiet, the poor soul felt her heart die in her breast, and would
+have been glad to lie down and die too; but no, she could not. She had
+to take out the purse and count the money again, and then she found that
+after buying a reserved grave for Babbo at the Campo Santo at Trespiano
+she would have just enough to pay the rent for the next six months. You
+know, signora, that if a reserved grave is not bought at Trespiano the
+bodies are put into the _fossa comune_, and that is the end. The graves
+are not marked. La Mamma could not bear the thought of that, and so she
+bought a reserved grave. Then came the funeral; and she called the
+children together and told them that if they each wanted to carry a
+taper for Babbo they would have to go without their supper that night.
+They were very hungry, every one, for, what with the trouble, and the
+care, and the sorrow of that last day, La Mamma had not been able to
+cook the dinner, and they had had nothing all day but a piece of bread.
+Ah, they were hungry! They had cried until they were tired out, and they
+were as empty as organ-tubes. Marc Antonio has told me many a time about
+it. "God forgive me," says he, "but when La Mamma said that, I felt the
+hunger grip me like a tiger, and the devil tempted me, and I said to
+myself, 'Babbo's gone to the world over there, and what good will a
+taper do him? He was never the one to want us to go to bed hungry as
+well as with a sore heart.'" But even while he thought the wicked
+thoughts the love for Babbo came into his heart again. He burst out
+crying and sobbing, and cried out, "Mamma, mamma, I don't want any
+supper to-night; I don't! I don't!" _Poverino_! he was growing and
+strong, and so hungry. Fausta and Flavia and little Teresa said the
+same, but it hurt them less, and they did not cry. And then little
+Teresa spoke up,--she was always as wise as a little angel:
+
+"Mamma," says she, "the baby must have her supper, mustn't she?"
+
+"_Poverina!_ what would you have?" says La Mamma. "Yes, the poor baby
+must have her supper, indeed. She knows nothing, poor little one, of the
+sorrow in the house, or she would not grudge Babbo a taper any more than
+the rest of you."
+
+Little Teresa smiled, "Then, mamma, I've baby's supper for her," says
+she. "I did not eat my bread all day, and you can have it now to make a
+_pappa_ for her."
+
+So La Mamma took me in her arms and went into the kitchen, and then Marc
+Antonio held me while she and Fausta and Flavia and Teresa made the
+_pappa_; and then each one took it in turn to feed me. You cannot know,
+signora, how often I have lain awake and cried to think that I should
+have been the only one of us all to eat like a pig that night, while
+dear Babbo lay dead in the house and the rest were sad and hungry.
+_Pazienza_! we need patience in this world, even with ourselves
+sometimes.
+
+When the funeral was over, La Mamma put the house in order, and then she
+took out all her papers and accounts and counted over all she had. Just
+a little of the money that Babbo had saved was left,--enough, if she
+never touched it, to bring in seventy-three francs a year,--that is,
+twenty centimes [four cents] a day. She made up her mind that she would
+never touch it, so that each day, as long as we lived, we might have at
+least a piece of bread bought with Babbo's money. Then there was the
+parish, which gave her some help. The guardians of the poor widows
+appointed a guardian for us,--the Conte Bertoli, a good man, God rest
+his soul,--and he applied to the poor widows' fund for La Mamma and got
+her an allowance of fifty centimes [ten cents] a day until Marc Antonio
+should be fifteen and able to work; and then the Signor Conte himself
+added to that twenty centimes more, so that altogether La Mamma had a
+franc a day. But there were six of us. Thankful enough she was to have
+the franc; but still, as you may suppose, signora, she had to think a
+good deal and work hard to keep us. The elder children had all been put
+to a school near by, a nice school, but where Babbo had had to pay for
+them; now that was changed. Fausta and Flavia and Teresa were sent to
+the convent of the Doratei Sisters, and Marc Antonio to the Frate
+Scalopi. There was nothing to pay at either place, and the children were
+taught well and taken good care of. The convent of the Doratei is in the
+Via dei Malcontenti, and that of the Frate Scalopi in the Piazza Santa
+Croce. Marc Antonio and Fausta and Flavia and Teresa used to set off at
+seven every morning, winter and summer, and La Mamma walked with them,
+carrying me in her arms. She gave all the children a good breakfast of
+hot _pappa_ before they set out for school, and some bread and apple, or
+bread and onions, in a basket, to eat at dinner-time. At night, when
+they came home, they had a good supper of _casalingo_ [household,
+_i.e._, black] bread and milk. Then they were washed and put to bed; for
+La Mamma was very strict, and never allowed any one out of bed after
+eight o'clock. As soon as I was two years old I was sent to the Doratei
+too; and the big dark convent, with the great garden behind, is the
+first thing I ever remember. The good sisters were very kind to us. They
+taught all the older girls to read and write, and sew and knit, not only
+plain sewing, but fine stitching, and open-work, and fine darning, and
+button-holes, and lace-work, and so on. They also taught them to make
+beds, and sweep, and dust, and cook a little,--that is, how to make
+broth, and _pappa_, and such simple things. From twelve to two every day
+there was recreation. At twelve all the children, big and little, sat
+down to dinner in the refectory with the nuns. The nuns had their own
+dinner,--a very plain one always, for their rule is severe,--and the
+children had whatever they brought with them. If anything was brought
+that could be warmed over and made more nourishing, Sister Cherubina
+never grudged the trouble. When dinner was over we sang a grace, and
+then we all ran into the garden and had a good game of play. Of course
+the very little ones did nothing all day but play and sleep. Sister
+Arcangela took care of them. Sometimes on fine days the sisters used to
+take us all out for a walk in the country. Twice every week we had
+religious instruction. Padre Giovanni, our confessor, taught us
+everything, our Credo and Pater Noster, and our holy religion, and the
+holy gospel, and all the beautiful stories in the Bible, and the legends
+of the saints. Which of our Lord's miracles does the signora think the
+finest? For myself, I always liked the story of the night in which our
+Blessed Redeemer came to his disciples walking on the water. And then of
+the older stories I liked the one of poor Joseph and his brethren. What
+bad devils the brothers were! But God brought good out of evil, and
+rewarded poor Joseph, who was an angel, by making him a great king.
+Well, still I am babbling on and telling you about our school, and
+forgetting La Mamma. I told you she had a franc a day. Our rent cost a
+hundred francs a year. That was a little more than twenty-five centimes
+a day, and that left La Mamma about seventy centimes a day for food, and
+clothing, and lights, and so on. La Mamma worked day and night. Whenever
+she could, she used to sit up at night with sick people, for that was
+paid well,--a franc a night; sometimes in grand houses as much as two
+francs,--and then she could rest in the day-time when we were at school.
+But, whatever she did, or wherever she went, she always managed to be at
+the convent gate every evening at half-past five to bring us home. If by
+any chance she could not do that, Marc Antonio always waited for us and
+brought us home very carefully. He was a good, steady boy, and never
+stopped to play when we were with him, and always shut himself in with
+us at home and did his best to take care of us until La Mamma came back.
+God forgive me! but I used to think La Mamma very hard in those days.
+She would never let us go the length of a yard alone; and once when she
+caught me running out on the stairs to play hide-and-seek with some
+girls and boys who lived on the floor below us, she gave me such a slap
+that my ears rang again. Well, to tell truth, we had so much playing in
+the convent garden, and such a long walk home in the evening, that we
+were generally rather tired and glad to get quickly to bed as mamma bade
+us. She, _poverina!_ always sat up, patching and darning, long after we
+were in bed, so that we might go decently to school.
+
+I remember well the first real dolls we ever had. It was at the Feast of
+the Assumption, and there was a fair outside the Roman gate. Marc
+Antonio was to be apprenticed the next day to a very decent _vetturino_,
+and he had begged La Mamma to treat us all to some fried dumplings. We
+were all day at the fair, though of course we bought nothing; but it was
+a great pleasure to us to walk about and look at the booths full of gay
+things. We were nearly ready to come home, when Teresina spied some
+dolls and began to beg for one. She was such a sweet, good, gentle child
+that La Mamma could not bear to refuse her, especially as she scarcely
+ever asked for anything. And she seemed to have a passion for that doll,
+so pretty it was, all in pink and spangles. At last, as she begged so
+hard, La Mamma gave her ten centimes, and told her that if she could get
+it for that she might have it; and Teresina bargained so well that she
+got it for eight centimes; and then nothing would satisfy her but that
+we all should have dolls. It was in vain that La Mamma said no; Teresina
+would have her way. And so at last we all had dolls, and La Mamma, poor
+soul! spent thirty-six centimes! It seemed a mortal sin to her; and she
+has told me many a time how she lay awake that night and cried, and
+prayed to God and the saints to forgive her for that wicked
+extravagance. And yet she could not but feel glad to see how happy we
+all were with our dolls. And she was glad afterward for another reason,
+which I will explain presently. Little Teresina never went out again
+after the Feast of the Assumption. She was the first to fall ill, but
+before ten days were over we were all (all the girls, I mean,--Marc
+Antonio was not at home) struck down with smallpox. Teresina suffered
+most. I remember it well, how strange it seemed to me to hear her
+calling constantly for water and other things,--strange, because she was
+always the one who waited on the others, and never before thought of
+herself. La Mamma did everything for her that could be done, but she
+grew daily worse. Once mamma brought her doll and put it in her hands. I
+can see now--my bed was opposite to hers--how mamma watched Teresina,
+and how Teresina looked at the doll. In my own heart I thought, "Surely
+she will get better, now that she has her pretty doll." It seemed to me
+that she must do so. But in a moment she heaved a deep sigh, and said,
+"Too tired! too tired!" And then she threw the doll away from her and
+closed her eyes. _La povera Mamma_ picked up the doll and put it away in
+a drawer, and then she sat still and looked at Teresina, with the tears
+rolling down her face. Whenever I woke up in the night it was always the
+same, mamma fanning Teresina or putting bits of ice in her mouth, and
+never moving her eyes from her, and Teresina no longer restless, but
+quite still,--so still that I had never seen anything like it. Quite
+early the next day the archbishop came to confirm her, and while I was
+looking at the grand robes he wore, and at the priests who came with
+him, and watching the lighted tapers blow about in the wind, for the
+window was open and there was a strong draught, suddenly I felt a pain
+in my head which was worse than anything I had felt before,--a dreadful
+pain, which made me feel giddy and confused. I felt myself sinking, and
+I suppose I must have cried out, for I remember that some one lifted me
+and put a wet cloth on my head. The last thing I saw was Teresina's
+pale, quiet face, with the white and gold confirmation ribbon bound
+about her brows. I never saw her again. When I came to myself, days
+afterward, the corner where her bed used to stand was empty, and I knew,
+without asking, that she was in Paradise.
+
+Flavia and Fausta and I got well over it, but much disfigured, as you
+see; and yet God is good, and has sent me as kind and loving a husband
+as if I had been the most beautiful person in the world.
+
+Well, the time went on, just as before, until Flavia was old enough to
+be apprenticed to Madama Castagna, the grand dressmaker. She had always
+been a good, steady, hard-working girl, and, thanks to the good Doratei
+Sisters, she sewed so beautifully that very soon Madama allowed her
+twenty centimes a day. She had to work from eight till eight; but of
+course she could not expect more than twenty centimes while she was
+learning.
+
+Fausta was not so fortunate. She was a good girl, and the cleverest and
+quickest of us all,--yes, indeed, cleverer than I am, although the
+signora does think so well of me,--but she changed too often. First, she
+wanted to learn how to bind shoes (I forgot to say that they taught that
+in the convent), and so, while the rest of us were learning to sew and
+knit, she was binding shoes. Then, suddenly, she thought she would like
+to learn to weave, and she went to her godmother, the Contessa Minia,
+and told her so. The contessa was good and generous, and she gave her a
+loom, and Sister Annunziata taught her to weave. But just at the time
+that Fausta ought to have been apprenticed, the silk-trade, which, as I
+said before, had been going down for several years, failed altogether,
+and Fausta had to sell her loom for what it would bring. Then she
+thought that she would like to learn lace-mending: so the contessa got
+her a lace-cushion, and apprenticed her to a lace-mender for four years.
+Just as her time was out, poor Fausta had a bad fall, broke her right
+arm and injured her leg, so that for many months she was confined to her
+bed, and was unable to walk for more than a year. Then, as if the poor
+girl were destined to trouble, she must needs fall in love, and with a
+bad, good-for-nothing fellow. La Mamma would not consent, and we all
+begged and prayed her not to have him, but Fausta was obstinate, and
+married him. _Poverina!_ she has had one trouble after another, and will
+have to the end.
+
+As soon as I had passed my fourteenth birthday I was apprenticed to
+Madama. Flavia was one of her best workwomen then, as she has been ever
+since. After the first six months I received twenty centimes a day, and
+at the end of the first year thirty centimes. We went away from home
+every morning at seven o'clock. La Mamma gave us a good breakfast of
+black bread and coffee before we set out, and black bread and onions or
+apples for our dinner. Sometimes, instead of onions or apples, she would
+give us ten or fifteen centimes; and that we liked better, because then
+we could make a bank. Making a bank we called it when we put all our
+money together. Madama had then twenty-five apprentices, and at
+dinner-time we used to put all our money together and send out and buy
+something. One would buy anchovies, another ham, another olives, another
+cheese, and so on. There was one apprentice who always did the marketing
+for us. Then we used to clear the work-table and set out our food, and
+dine merrily enough. I was an apprentice at Madama's for five years, and
+then began to work for myself. If Madama had been willing to pay me a
+franc a day and give me my dinner besides, I dare say that I might have
+been there now; but she would not, and so I plucked up my courage and
+tried my hand alone. For some time before I left her I had been working
+so well, at cutting out and fitting, finishing, and so on, that she used
+to give me all the finest and most difficult work to do; but still she
+never did and never would pay me more than eighty centimes [sixteen
+cents] a day. None of us got more than that. What we always liked to do
+was to carry the dresses home, because then the ladies usually gave us
+something. And at Christmas, when we went to wish our patrons all
+happiness, we got very nice presents. One Christmas we received thirty
+francs. When we carried dresses home we generally got twenty or thirty
+centimes. That made fifteen centimes for each of us, because we always
+did errands in couples. One night at ten o'clock we had to go quite
+across Florence in a driving rain to carry a lady a ball-dress. We were
+dripping wet when we reached her palace, but the dress was in good
+order, and we hoped, considering the lateness of the hour, and the bad
+weather, and so on, that the lady would give us something handsome,
+perhaps as much as half a franc. Well, she was very glad to see us, and,
+after putting on the dress, she said that she must give us something.
+And so she did,--five centimes [one cent] to each of us! I swallowed my
+anger, and put the coin into my pocket, but my companion fitted hers
+nicely into the key-hole of the hall door as soon as it was closed
+behind us. "There!" says she; "now my lady miser will have to send for a
+locksmith, and that will teach her not to be so stingy another time." So
+we both ran home laughing, in spite of our disappointment. But we were
+not so fortunate as to get off without a scolding. The next day the lady
+came to Madama and complained of our impertinence. Madama scolded us a
+little; but when she heard what a pitiful _buona mano_ the lady had
+given us, she could not help laughing herself.
+
+Still, she never thought of raising our pay, and as I improved, and felt
+myself quite mistress of my trade, I began to work over hours, at one or
+two houses where La Mamma had patrons, and in that way I got on very
+quickly. It was a proud day for me, signora, when I first began to give
+La Mamma something toward the housekeeping. I wanted to give her
+two-thirds of all I earned, but she would not let me. When I began to
+earn a franc and a half a day, she accepted half a franc, but she made
+me put away the franc for my _dote_. La Mamma always walked with me to
+the houses where I went to work, and in the evening either came for me
+herself or sent Marc Antonio. And she bade me be very careful and
+watchful and keep myself to myself. Often I thought her severe and
+suspicious, but now I thank God for the mother he gave us. We owe all
+the happiness of our lives to her.
+
+I had been working for myself, as I have said, for more than five years.
+I had plenty of patrons, and was well thought of. Plain as I am,
+signora, I had not wanted for opportunities to go wrong; but, thank God,
+I never did. Once, too, I had thought of being married, but, happily for
+me, I found out in time that I had set my love on a bad man, so I broke
+off my engagement, and put the thought of marriage away from me. Fausta
+had been married a long time, and so had Marc Antonio. Flavia said that
+she never would leave La Mamma, and I thought that I would do the same.
+But it was not to be. One morning La Mamma, who had been sitting up with
+a sick baby at the Albergo della Stella, came home and told me that I
+was born to good fortune,--that Signorina Teodora, the landlord's
+daughter, was going to be married, and that I was wanted to work at the
+_trousseau_. It was all to be made at home, and the signorina engaged me
+for three months. It was the first time that I had ever gone to an hotel
+to work; and La Mamma gave me a great many counsels about my behavior.
+Signorina Teodora was very kind, and the work was just exactly what I
+liked to do. I used to sew in the _guarda-roba_ (linen-room), where the
+linen-keeper, a very respectable woman, was busy all day, mending and
+arranging the linen. That was all well enough, but at meal-times I was
+very uncomfortable. I used to go down to the servants' dining-room, and
+there the talk, and the manners too, were coarse and rude. I did not
+like to complain, but my position was a very hard one. I had taught the
+men to keep their distance, and they did so, but they were cross and
+disagreeable to me, and nicknamed me "La Superba" (the proud one). The
+women-servants all said that I gave myself airs, and if they could do
+anything to annoy me they did. At last I proposed to Signorina Teodora
+that I should be allowed to take my meals in the _guarda-roba_, so that
+I might be nearer my work. But she said no, that would not do, but that
+I might have them in a little room next the padrone's dining-room, and
+that she would say that this was because I was wanted for trying on her
+dresses just at the time that the servants' dinner was served. The first
+time I went down to dinner alone I felt very much frightened; but my
+dinner was put on the table very nicely, and one of the men-servants,
+whom I had never spoken to before, waited on me. He did so just as
+politely as if I had been a lady, but he was very quiet. The next day he
+began to talk a little, and told me about his mother (who was dead), and
+about his childhood, and the customs of the Abruzzi, because he came
+from that part of Italy. We used to talk together so, day after day,
+while he waited on me, and we became very good friends. At last, when
+the time of my engagement was nearly run out, Luigi--that was the
+waiter's name--became very silent, but he served my dinner as nicely and
+carefully as ever. I was a little afraid that I had offended him,
+because every evening he used to say, as I rose from the table, "Are you
+coming back to-morrow?" And every time I said yes, he would answer,
+"Well, then, I can say what I have to say to-morrow," At last one night,
+when he said as usual, "Are you coming back to-morrow, _sarta_
+[dressmaker]?" I answered no,--that my work was over. "Well, then," says
+Luigi, "I must find courage to tell you to-night, _sarta_, that I love
+you, and I want you to be my wife!"
+
+I sat still a moment, quite thunder-struck, and then I jumped up and ran
+out of the room. "I can say not a word," I said, as I passed him, "You
+know you ought to have spoken to La Mamma first."
+
+"If that's all," says he, following me to the foot of the stairs, "I can
+speak to La Mamma to-morrow night."
+
+"And then I may say no," I called out as I ran up-stairs.
+
+Well, the next night he came to see La Mamma, and brought his uncle with
+him. This uncle was a very decent man, who had been gardener for thirty
+years in Count Gemiani's family. He was the only relation Luigi had in
+the world, and he gave him an excellent character. But I would not say a
+word. I told Luigi I could not tell whether I liked him or not until I
+saw him _in borghese_ [_i.e._, dressed in ordinary clothes], because you
+know, signora, I had only seen him dressed in black, with a white
+cravat. Well, he was very patient, and, as soon as he was at liberty, he
+came again, dressed _in borghese_, and then he pleased me, and I made up
+my mind to have him.
+
+But then came another trouble. The match was not well looked upon by La
+Mamma and my brother and sisters, because Luigi was a person in service,
+and that had never happened in our family before. Babbo, as I have said,
+was a carrier; Mamma, a silk-weaver; Marc Antonio had married a
+_cucitrice di bianco_ [shirt-maker]; Fausta, a candle-maker,--but, to be
+sure, her marriage did not matter, because her husband was a bad man.
+However, I was obstinate, and La Mamma liked Luigi in her heart, and so
+at last we were engaged. He used to come and see me two evenings in the
+week. Sometimes La Mamma sat with us, and sometimes Flavia. When it was
+Flavia's turn Luigi used to laugh and say the sentinel was changed. We
+had to keep our engagement very quiet, because you know that the
+men-servants at Italian hotels are not allowed to marry, and, though
+most of them are in reality married men, they always pretend to be
+bachelors. Gradually we made our preparations. Luigi had nearly eight
+hundred francs saved, and I had about four hundred. We spent about three
+hundred in getting our furniture and linen and so on, and Luigi took an
+apartment in the Borgo Santo Jacopo. I chose the house because it is
+directly opposite the Albergo della Stella, and I knew that I should
+feel happier if I could look across the river to the hotel lights and
+think that my Luigi was there. We were married on the morning of the
+30th of August, and when we had been _promessi sposi_ for six months.
+The religious marriage was just after the early mass [five o'clock], and
+we all walked over together to the church. I felt quite calm,--not
+frightened at all; but when, four hours later, we had to go over to the
+Palazzo Vecchio for the civil marriage, I was all tears and trembling.
+However, that passed, like other things. We had quite a fine wedding
+breakfast. Marc Antonio had brought a friend of his, a nice, quiet man,
+who was a very good cook. He was out of place just then, and he had
+offered to cook for us if we would give him his breakfast. We had a
+mixed fry, and macaroni, and _ravaioli_, and a melon, one course after
+another, just like signori. Everybody had a good appetite, except Luigi
+and me, and La Mamma said that it did her soul good to hear the sound of
+frying in the house. _Poverina!_ she did not often hear it. Well, after
+breakfast we all took a walk in the country, and when we came home again
+Flavia began to prepare supper, but Luigi said no, _we_ must go home,
+that our supper was waiting for us there. So I put my bonnet on, and
+then, when we were ready to say good-by, every one burst into tears,--La
+Mamma, and Flavia, and Fausta, and Marc Antonio and his wife, and I, and
+even Luigi, though he said afterward he was sure he did not know why.
+And how we all embraced! The signora would have thought that we were
+going over the sea, instead of just across the Ponte Vecchio. At last we
+went away arm in arm, and when we got to our own home there I found that
+Luigi had arranged the table so nicely, just as he used to do at the
+_albergo_, and had put a bunch of flowers in the centre. So we sat down
+to supper, and pretended to be signori just for that one evening.
+
+The next day, being Sunday, we all went to high mass at the Duomo, and I
+wore my new wedding-gown of black cashmere. In the afternoon we went
+out to Certosa; and that was the end of my wedding-journey, for the next
+morning Luigi had to go back to his work at the _albergo_, and I had to
+take up my sewing again. It seemed so strange to be sitting down to work
+in my own house, and to look across the Arno at the great _albergo_ and
+think that I had a husband there. Luigi could not come home as often as
+he longed to do, because he had but two free nights in the week. And he
+dared scarcely look out of the window, for fear some one should suspect
+that he was married, and then he would have lost his place. However,
+everything went well. We have been married eight years now, and, what
+with Luigi's fifty francs a month, and the _incerti_ [_pour-boires_] and
+my work, we do pretty well. Luigi, thank God, is a good man, faithful
+and true and kind. I have never heard an angry word from him yet. And
+then he has no faults,--he does not smoke, or drink wine, or gamble; and
+regularly every month he brings me all his money to take care of. He is
+such a good son to La Mamma, too. He would never take a mouthful of food
+until he had helped her; and if a famine came to Florence, and there was
+but a piece of bread between Luigi and La Mamma, he would make her eat
+it, I know. Si, signora, we all live together now; La Mamma takes care
+of our little boy, and Flavia is head-woman in Madama Castagna's
+workroom, while I go out by the day, as I always did. It is a little
+harder for us this winter than usual, because there are so few
+_forestieri_. It really seemed as if the _alberghi_ would never open.
+Luigi said that every evening there would be a crowd of people--waiters,
+and _facchini_, and so on--waiting at the door of the _albergo_ and
+begging for work. And the _padrone_ [landlord] used to say, "Find me the
+_forestieri_, and I'll find you the work." My Luigi is such a good
+servant that the _padrone_ keeps him employed all the year round; but he
+felt very anxious this winter when he saw how few _forestieri_ there
+were, and tried to save in every possible way. But, thank God, he never
+grudges La Mamma anything, and she often says that these are her
+happiest days. She still works at knitting stockings, and braiding
+straw, and such light work; and she takes our baby boy out to walk twice
+a day, and every day at noon, rain or shine, she goes to mass. Many a
+quiet hour she has now in church to pray for Babbo, whom she never
+forgets, and for all of us. Then when we all come home from our work we
+have such pleasant evenings. I tell about the fine gowns I make for my
+ladies, and Luigi has so many stories about the grand _forestieri_ and
+all their strange caprices, and then Marc Antonio and his wife come in,
+and he tells us about the ladies and gentlemen he drives out in his
+_vettura_, and she describes the fine linen she makes for her ladies.
+Well, if signori live for nothing else, they give us a great deal of
+pleasure.
+
+Si, signora, we still live in the same apartment in the Borgo Santo
+Jacopo, on the south side of the Arno. I would not go away, because when
+my husband is at the _albergo_ I can look across the river and think
+that he is there. Very often when I sit up late at my work, and all the
+rest are asleep and Luigi at the _albergo_, I look over the river, and
+the lights at the "Stella" seem to keep me company. Luigi, too, watches
+my light. I always sit by my window and keep my lamp there, so that he
+may know how late I work. Well, here is the signora's gown quite
+finished, and the end of my poor story. So good-night, signora, and may
+the good Lord send the signora a happy New Year!
+
+ MARIE L. THOMPSON.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[B] This true history--a picture, in its general features, of thousands
+of lives--is given, as nearly as possible, exactly as it fell from the
+lips of the narrator.
+
+
+
+
+OUR MONTHLY GOSSIP.
+
+
+Tourgéneff's Idea of Bazaroff.
+
+A volume containing several hundred of Tourgéneff's letters was
+published last winter in St. Petersburg by the "Society for Assisting
+Impecunious Authors and Scholars." It is to be followed by a second, and
+the proceeds are to be devoted to the foundation of a "Tourgéneff
+Memorial Fund." The whole collection will, we may hope, be translated
+into English. The following extracts relate chiefly to the character
+which is considered by many readers his finest creation, but which, as
+is well known, made him for a time very unpopular in Russia:
+
+ BOUGIVAL, August 18, 1871.
+
+DEAR A. P.,--Although you do not ask me for a reply, and do not seem to
+wish for one, yet the confidence which you have reposed in me and the
+feeling of sympathy and respect which you have awakened in me make it my
+duty to say a few words to you about your letter.... What? You say, too,
+that I meant to caricature the youth of Russia in Bazaroff? you repeat
+this--pardon the frankness of the expression--nonsensical accusation?
+Bazaroff,--this is my favorite child, for whose sake I quarrelled with
+Katkoff, upon whom I used all the color at my command. Bazaroff, this
+fine mind, this hero, a caricature? But it seems that there is nothing
+to be done in the case. Just as people accuse Louis Blanc to this day,
+in spite of all his protestations, of having introduced the national
+workshops, they attribute to me a wish to represent our youth as a
+caricature. I have long regarded the slander with contempt: I did not
+expect the feeling to be renewed on reading your letter.
+
+Now to turn to your "elderly lady,"--that is, to current criticism, to
+the public. Like every elderly person, she holds fast to preconceived
+ideas, however preposterous they may be. For example, she is perpetually
+asserting that since my "Annals of a Sportsman" my works are weak,
+because, having lived abroad, I cannot know Russia. But this accusation
+can touch only what I have written since 1863; for until then--_i.e._,
+until my forty-fifth year--I lived almost uninterruptedly in Russia,
+except in 1848-49, when I wrote the "Annals of a Sportsman," while
+"Roudine," "A Nest of Nobles," "Ellen," and "Fathers and Sons" were
+written in Russia. But all that means nothing to the "elderly person:"
+_son siège est fait_.
+
+The second weakness of the elderly one is that she persistently follows
+the fashion. At present the fashion in literature is politics.
+Everything non-political is for her rubbish and nonsense.
+
+It is somewhat inconvenient to defend one's own works; but--fancy it!--I
+cannot even admit that "Stuk-Stuk" is nonsense. "What is it, then?" you
+will ask. It is this: it is a study of the Russian suicide epidemic,
+which rarely presents anything poetic or pathetic, but almost always
+results, on the contrary, from ambition, narrowness, with a mixture of
+mysticism or fatalism. You will object that my study is not successful.
+Possibly not; but I wished to point you to the right and fitness of
+investigating purely psychological (non-political and non-social)
+questions.
+
+The elderly person reproaches me further with having no convictions. As
+an answer to that, my thirty years of literary activity will suffice.
+For no line which I have written have I had cause to blush, none have I
+had occasion to repudiate. Let another say this of himself. However, let
+the elderly person babble. I have not heeded her hitherto: I shall not
+begin now.
+
+I do not know whether I shall write my novel; and I know in advance that
+it will have many defects.... But, permit me, dear A. P., why do not the
+oncoming young people take this task upon themselves? The old ones
+would gladly yield them place and honor, and would be the first to
+rejoice at the accession of new forces. But in the literary arena there
+figure the contributors to the "Djelo"[C] such as H.
+
+You see, dear A. P., that you are not alone in being able to speak the
+whole truth, regardless of consequences. I hope you too will not be
+angry because of it, and will at least take notice of what I am saying.
+
+I am still suffering from gout,--have reached Bougival, but still go
+about upon crutches, and shall hardly reach Paris within a month. You
+may be sure that I shall return the portfolio safely.
+
+ BOUGIVAL, September 11, 1874.
+
+Your letter is so sweet and friendly, dear A. P., that I shall not delay
+answering it. You began with Bazaroff; I will begin with him too. You
+look for him in real life, and you do not find him. I will tell you why,
+at once. The times are changed; Bazaroffs are not needed now. For the
+social activity that is before us neither extraordinary talent nor even
+extraordinary mental power is needed; nothing great, distinguished, very
+individual. Industry and patience are required. Men and women must be
+ready to sacrifice themselves without fame or glory, must be able to
+conquer, having no fear of petty, obscure, necessary, elementary work.
+What, for instance, can be more necessary or elementary than teaching
+the peasant to read and write, helping him to get hospitals, etc.? Of
+what use are talents, even learning, for such work? One needs only a
+heart that can sacrifice its own egotism. You cannot even speak of a
+profession in the case (much less of our friend Blank's star). A sense
+of duty, the magnificent feeling of patriotism in the true sense of the
+word,--that is all that is needed. Bazaroff was the type of "one sent
+with a message," a great figure, gifted with a definite charm, not
+without a certain aureole. All that is not needed now, and it is
+ridiculous to speak of heroes and artists of work. Brilliant figures in
+literature will probably not appear. Those who plunge into politics will
+only destroy themselves in vain. This is all true; but many cannot
+reconcile themselves at first to the fact, to the uncongenial _milieu_,
+to this modest resolve, especially such responsive and enthusiastic
+women as yourself. They may say what they please, they want to be
+charmed, carried away. You yourself say that you wish to bow in
+reverence; but before _useful_ people one does not bow in reverence. We
+are entering an era of _merely useful_ people; and these will be the
+best. Of these there will probably be many, of beautiful, charming
+workers very few. And in the very search for a Bazaroff--a living
+one--is perhaps unconsciously betrayed the thirst for beauty, naturally
+of a single peculiar type. All these illusions one must get rid of.
+
+I should not have reproached your acquaintances with a want of talent if
+they had not made pretensions. If they were plodding workers, they would
+leave nothing to be desired; but when they loom up and claim admiration,
+one cannot pass on without reminding them that they have no right to our
+admiration.
+
+Ah, A. P.! we shall see no typical characters, none of those new
+creations of whom people talk so much. The life of the people is
+undergoing a process of development and--throughout the whole mass--of
+decomposition and recomposition: it needs helpers, not leaders, and only
+at the end of this period will important, original figures appear. I
+have just said that you will not see them. You are still young. You will
+live to see the day: as for me, that is another thing.
+
+For the present, let us learn our A, B, C, and teach others, do good
+gradually, in which you are already making progress. The letter from
+your son, which I herewith return, is warm and good. May he, too, enter
+the ranks of the useful workers and servants of the people, as we once
+had servants of the Czar!
+
+ PARIS, January 3, 1876.
+
+TO M. E. SALTIKOFF:[D]--I received your letter yesterday, dear Michael
+Jefgrafowitch, and, as you see, I do not delay the answer. Your letter
+is by no means "dull and blunt," as you say. On the contrary, it is very
+good and sensible. It gave me pleasure. There hovers about it some power
+and better health, in sharp contrast with its immediate predecessor,
+which was an extremely gloomy production. Besides, I am by no means
+cheerful myself at present: this is the third day in bed with gout.
+
+Now a line or two as to "Fathers and Sons," seeing that you have
+mentioned the subject. Do you really believe that all that you reproach
+me with never entered my own mind? For this reason I wish not to vanish
+from the scene before I finish my comprehensive novel, which I think
+will clear up many misunderstandings and place me where and as I belong.
+However, I do not wonder that Bazaroff has remained a riddle for many
+persons: I cannot understand clearly how I conceived him. There was--do
+not laugh--something more powerful than the author himself, something
+independent of him. I know only this,--there was no preconceived idea in
+me then, no "novel with a purpose" in my thought: I wrote naïvely, as if
+I myself wondered at what came of it....
+
+Tell me, on your conscience, whether comparison with Bazaroff could be
+an affront to any one. Don't you perceive yourself that he is the most
+congenial of all my characters? "A certain fine perfume" is an invention
+of the reader's; but I am prepared to admit (and have already admitted
+in print in my "Recollections") that I had no right to give our
+reactionary mob an opportunity to make of a nickname a name. The author
+ought to have sacrificed himself to the citizen; and I therefore
+recognize as justified the estrangement of our youth from me, and all
+possible reproaches. The question of the time was more important than
+artistic truth, and I ought to have known this in advance.
+
+I have only to say once more, wait for my novel, and, until then, do not
+be indignant that, in order not to grow unaccustomed to the pen, I write
+slight insignificant things. Who knows?--perhaps it may yet be given to
+me to fire the hearts of men.
+
+An entertaining writer in the sense of G----wa I shall never be. I would
+rather be a stupid writer.
+
+But now--_basta_!
+
+I greet you and press your hand most cordially.
+
+ IVAN SERGEWITCH TOURGÉNEFF.
+
+
+Old Songs and Sweet Singers.
+
+ I cannot sing the old songs now:
+ It is not that I deem them low,
+ But that I have forgotten how
+ They go,
+
+wrote Calverley in his delightful drollery about the advances of old
+age. Nevertheless he made a mistake, for old songs cling tenaciously to
+the consciousness; and memory, are retained when everything else in
+heart and mind has been blurred over, and of all the magic mirrors which
+reflect back our lives for us the most effective is a melody linked to
+words which moved us in our youth. When an orchestra stops playing its
+waltzes and mazourkas of the latest fashion and takes up the strains of
+"Kathleen Mavourneen," "Oft in the Stilly Night," or "Robin Adair," one
+may readily observe a change come over the older part of the crowd who
+listen. The familiar air is like a shell murmuring in their ears sweet,
+far-off, imperishable memories of youth, and that special epoch of youth
+best described as "_les heureux jours où l'on était si malheureux!_" It
+is an experience worth having to have heard the great singers, but it is
+not of the great singers that I wish to speak here. I fancy that it is
+with others as with myself, and, in my early days at least, music
+wrought its chief enchantments and most perfectly allied itself with
+the great world of fantasy and imagination when I heard it in my own
+home, or at least quietly and privately, and when its influence was of a
+constant and regular kind. Why is it that literature, which enshrines so
+much of what is personal and actual and a part of ideal autobiography,
+says so little of singers, although the song which moves us, rummaging
+among our old memories and, to our surprise and delight, bringing back
+clear pictures, is generally linked to the sweet singer who sang it, who
+interpreted it for us and made it a part of our imaginative possessions?
+Heroines of novels are rarely singers, or, if they sing, abstain from
+effective music, and have soft, soothing voices, "as if they only sang
+at twilight." Heroines of course have to be heroines and nothing else.
+"Soothing, unspeakable charm of gentle womanhood," wrote George Eliot,
+"which supersedes all acquisitions, all accomplishments. You would never
+have asked at any period of Mrs. Amos Barton's life if she sketched or
+played the piano. You would perhaps have been rather scandalized if she
+had descended from the serene dignity of _being_ to the assiduous unrest
+of _doing_." However, when he recalls the female singers he has known,
+any man will grant that they have been almost without exception very
+charming women. A really good singer must possess in absolute equipoise
+ardor and calm. But the first singer I ever heard who made me feel
+upborne by the music and floated as by the sweep of wings was a man with
+a high, melancholy, piercingly sweet tenor voice. He had a pale,
+striking face, with a mobile mouth, intensely brilliant blue eyes, a
+lofty forehead, and his fine, scanty brown hair hung low on his neck. As
+he sang with lifted head and eyes which gazed steadfastly before him, he
+seemed rapt and inspired. Were I to paint an angel I should try to seize
+his lineaments and the glory shining on his pale face. The song I loved
+best to hear him sing was Schubert's "Erl-King," which thrilled me with
+a sense of terror and mystery and made me tremble like a harp-string in
+response to his piercingly clear tones. Ever and anon, as I listened to
+the child's cry of "Oh, father, my father!" I was clutched by the icy
+hand of the awful phantom he had invoked. Does anybody sing Schubert's
+songs nowadays, or are they invariably left to the violins, which can
+interpret their "eternal passion, eternal pain," so thrillingly? I
+never, I regret to say, heard the "Serenade" sung in a way which seemed
+to me adequate,--not to compare with the way in which Remenyi plays it.
+Those wonderful lyrical instruments the violin, the 'cello, and the
+flute have an almost exclusive right nowadays to some of the greatest
+songs. Few singers attempt the "Adelaïde" or "Che faro?"
+
+I like to recall the first time I ever heard "Che faro senza Eurydice?"
+A musical _matinée_ was given to an elegant elderly woman, Mrs. P----,
+who had had a wide social reputation as an accomplished singer. She was
+still mistress of all the technique of her art, but her voice was worn
+and it was not easily conceded that she was a delightful vocalist. Many
+of her songs seemed like the ghosts of the blissful happy songs she had
+sung in her youth. There was something half painful in their jocund
+gayety and archness. I went far away from the piano and seated myself
+with a group of young people, paying little attention to the music.
+Presently, however, a strain sought me out, a sweet, passionately
+reiterated strain: it seemed to be supplicating, imploring; it filled me
+with a restless pain. That cry of "Eurydice!" "Eurydice!" so beseeching,
+so passionate, so exhausted by longing, drew me with an irresistible
+power. Gluck certainly achieved the effect he attempted, and showed us
+what the fabled power of Orpheus was.
+
+Certain songs of indifferent worth often gain charm to us, although it
+is only the greatest music which has the supreme power of expressing the
+highest thoughts of man and the most ardent longings of his soul. But
+there was a time when I found inconceivable sweetness in certain
+ballads of Abt, and the like. Sara X----, a lovely youthful creature,
+with a frank, beautiful smile, used to sing them, sitting down at the
+piano and going on from one song to another, generally beginning with
+"The Bells are Hushed," which silenced the room when twenty people were
+buzzing flirtation and gossip. One line of that song, as she sang it,
+draws the heart out of me still as I remember it:
+
+ Sleep well, sleep well,
+ And let thy lovely eyelids close.
+
+The sentiment such songs arouse is soft but poignant. Some songs--the
+"Adelaïde," for example--are songs to make one commit suicide. But this
+sort of music stirs and delights while it mocks with the sweetness which
+soothes us not. "She kept me awake all night, as a strain of Mozart's
+might do," Keats wrote of his Charmian. There was no song this special
+songstress sang which she did not make her own by a peculiar and
+powerful effort. Her instinct was to rouse, charm, fascinate her little
+audience. Not to move her hearers was to her not to sing, and when she
+sang as she wished she could sweep away his world of ideas from her
+listener and recreate a new one. In one song, an Italian composition
+called "The Dream," she always seemed to be carried beyond herself. In
+reading Tourgéneff's description of Iakof's singing I could only think
+of Sara X----: "Iakof became more and more excited; completely master of
+himself, he gave himself up entirely to the inspiration that had taken
+possession of him. His voice no longer trembled; it no longer betrayed
+anything but the emotion of passion, that emotion that so rapidly
+communicates itself to the hearers. One evening I was by the sea when
+the tide was coming in; the murmur of the waves was becoming more and
+more distinct. I saw a gull motionless on the shore, with its white
+breast facing the purplish sea; from time to time it spread its enormous
+wings and seemed to greet the incoming waves and the disk of the sun.
+This came to my mind at that moment." And as I read these words of
+Tourgéneff's, Sara X---- singing "The Dream" came to my mind.
+
+A less dramatic singer, but an incomparable singer of Scotch ballads,
+and indeed of all ballads, at the same period of my life made an
+imperishable impression upon my mind. Nothing can surpass certain Scotch
+ballads for the faculty of quickening into susceptibility the elementary
+poetry which underlies human nature. Every man and every woman becomes
+again an individual man, an individual woman, who is moved by "John
+Anderson, my Jo, John," or "Auld Robin Gray." Never was so sweet a voice
+as this singer's, never did woman have a higher gift of rescuing the
+soul from every-day use and wont and giving it glimpses from the
+mountain-summit and the thrill and inspiration which come from the wider
+view and the purer air. She gave her gift, she enriched the world, and
+her songs are still incorporate in the hearts and souls of those who
+loved her.
+
+We do not hear songs enough in our every-day life; and even from the
+singers on the boards the best songs are rarely heard. There are many
+songs I should like to repeat the mere name of, so much it means to me;
+but it might not carry the same music to others. Dr. Johnson said of a
+certain work, "There should come out such a book every thirty years,
+dressed in the words of the times." So there should appear at least
+twice in every decade of each man's and woman's life an unsurpassed
+singer of old songs, who should give us not only the "Adelaïde," but
+"Mignon," "The Serenade," the "Adieu," and all the many-colored ballads
+on love,--plain, fantastic, descriptive, sad, and sweet,--so that we
+might enjoy an epitome of our life-long musical pleasures, and not have
+to cry, like Faust, but in vain, "Give me my youth again."
+
+ L. M.
+
+
+A Chess Village.
+
+The all-pervading influence of chess observable in that peculiar region
+described in "Through the Looking-Glass" is hardly less perceptible in
+the little, antiquated German village of Ströbeck, not far from
+Halberstadt. In the eleventh century this village was noted for the
+devotion of its people to chess, and they have kept this characteristic
+feature down to the present day. All the inhabitants, except the very
+small children, are chess-players of more or less skill, and the game is
+to them what the world-renowned Passion-play is to the Oberammergauers.
+
+A great many notable men have visited Ströbeck at various times on
+account of its reputation as a chess-playing community. The
+council-house contains numerous memorials of these visits, which the
+villagers take pride in showing to strangers. Among the most highly
+prized of these memorials are a board and chessmen which were presented
+to the village in 1651 by Kurfürst Frederick William of Brandenburg.
+
+In June, 1885, the chess societies of the Hartz districts held a
+"_Schachcongress_," or chess convention, at this appropriate place.
+Besides the regularly-appointed delegates, a large number of visitors
+came from various parts of Germany, many of whom were players of wide
+repute. Among the latter was Herr Schalopp, well known as one of the
+best chess-players of Berlin. While at Ströbeck, Schalopp played games
+with thirty-seven persons at the same time. He won thirty-four of the
+games, and two of the three opponents whom he did not defeat were an old
+woman of the village, and her grandson, a boy of thirteen.
+
+The convention lasted several days, and the villagers won a large
+proportion of the silver-ware, chess-boards, and other prizes offered
+for victory. Every house contains prizes which had been won in such
+contests on former occasions. The visitors were very much surprised at
+the fine playing of the village children, who, before the convention
+adjourned, gave a special exhibition of their skill in the game. The
+time characteristically chosen for this juvenile tournament was Sunday
+afternoon. Of course the early development of these small chess-players
+must have been caused principally by frequent practice and constant
+study of the game; but students of psychology might find in it an
+instance of transmitted tendency and the inherited effect of a certain
+habit of thought.
+
+Such a rustic society as Ströbeck could hardly exist anywhere but in
+Germany. The Italian peasants, who give so much of their time to _loto_,
+are generally too lazy to make the mental exertion required for chess,
+while in most other European countries the rural population of the lower
+class entertain themselves chiefly with fights between dogs, cocks, or
+men who are but little superior to either. Here in the United States
+there are, no doubt, lovers of chess in nearly every village or small
+town, as well as in the cities; but in comparison with that of base-ball
+or roller-skating its popularity is nowhere great enough to be taken
+into account as an indication of mental tendencies or characteristics.
+
+ W. W. C.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[C] A review of which the belles-lettres department is feeble, but which
+publishes excellent articles in other departments.
+
+[D] Known in Russian literature as Tschtedrin, one of the ablest
+satirists, editor until last year of the leading scientific literary
+review, now suppressed on account of its radical tendencies.
+
+
+
+
+LITERATURE OF THE DAY
+
+
+ "The Congo, and the Founding of its Free State: A Story of Work
+ and Exploration." By Henry M. Stanley. Two Volumes. New York:
+ Harper & Brothers.
+
+It is not as the geographical discoverer and explorer--except
+incidentally and to a limited extent--that Mr. Stanley appears in these
+volumes. It is as Bula Matari,--"Breaker of Rocks,"--making roads and
+bridges, establishing stations, pushing the outposts of civilization
+into the heart of Africa. He no longer fights his way through hostile
+tribes or seeks to avoid their notice, anxious only to penetrate an
+unknown region, secure his own safety and that of his followers, and
+report his achievements, leaving no trace behind except a recollection
+as of some fiery meteor that had vanished without its portents being
+apprehended. He returns to make the signification clear, a harbinger not
+of disasters, but of a wonderful new era of peace and prosperity. He
+bestows lavish gifts, negotiates treaties, purchases territorial rights,
+and devotes himself to the task of opening avenues to trade and
+preparing the way for colonization. The same energy and pluck, the same
+spirit of persistence, that triumphed over the obstacles and dangers of
+his earlier enterprises are again called into play, combined with the
+suavity and patience demanded for the attainment of the present object
+and permitted by the ample means at his disposal and the freedom from
+any necessity for impetuous haste or hazardous adventures. Experience,
+counsel, and the sense of higher responsibilities have brought a calmer
+judgment and greater steadiness of action, but the boyish temperament
+has not lost its sway, and more than one crisis is brought to a happy
+issue by methods in which a love of fun mingles with sagacity and
+foresight and renders their measures more effective.
+
+The work undertaken by the Association of which Mr. Stanley was the
+agent is of a purely initiatory character. The acquisition of territory
+and of certain rights of sovereignty under treaties with local chiefs
+constitutes the "founding" of the "Congo Free State," which has obtained
+the recognition of the European powers and become one of the contracting
+parties to the articles adopted by the recent Conference at Berlin for
+regulating the commercial and political status of the river-basins of
+Central Africa. Under these articles absolute freedom of trade,
+intercourse, and settlement is secured to the people of all nations
+throughout a region of vast extent and unsurpassed fertility, rich in
+natural products, not so densely peopled as to resist or restrict any
+conceivable schemes of colonization, yet offering in its numerous
+village populations material sufficiently available for the needs of
+industry and commerce and amenable to philanthropic influences. The
+preparatory labors, which leave no room for doubt on this point, have
+been already accomplished, with the exception of what Mr. Stanley
+regards as the sure and indispensable means of opening up the resources
+of the country,--viz., the construction of a railway around the rapids
+that impede the navigation of the Congo. That this crowning enterprise
+would be highly and immediately remunerative he considers easily
+demonstrable. "To-day," he writes, "fifty-two thousand pounds are paid
+per annum for porterage between Stanley Pool and the coast, by native
+traders, the International Association, and three missions, which is
+equal to five and one-half per cent. on the nine hundred and forty
+thousand pounds said to be needed to construct the railway to the Pool.
+But let the Vivi and Stanley Pool railroad be constructed, and it would
+require an army of grenadiers to prevent the traders from moving on to
+secure the favorite places in the commercial El Dorado of Africa." It
+is, of course, to European capitalists that Mr. Stanley addresses his
+appeal; and when it is remembered that their least profitable
+investments have not been those which aided in the development of
+barbarous countries, it seems not improbable that at no remote period a
+sufficient portion of the riches that so continually make themselves
+wings and fly away to distant quarters of the globe may seek the banks
+of the Congo in preference to those of the Hudson or the Wabash.
+
+While holding out this tempting bait to merchants, manufacturers, and
+the moneyed classes generally, Mr. Stanley declines to dilate upon the
+advantages of the Congo basin as a field for immigration. That portion
+of it which in his view "is blessed with a temperature under which
+Europeans may thrive and multiply" is at present inaccessible to
+settlers. It is "the cautious trader, who advances, not without the
+means of retreat," who is to act as the pioneer and the missionary of
+civilization, stimulating and directing the industry of the natives. The
+suppression of the internal slave-trade is another object to be aimed
+at,--one which Mr. Stanley, in an address recently delivered in London,
+held up as capable of accomplishment by an outlay of five thousand
+pounds a year. What rebate should be made, on this point and on others,
+from the anticipations which a sanguine temperament, that has enabled
+its possessor to struggle with so many difficulties and to achieve so
+many enterprises, would naturally tend to heighten and render glowing,
+is a question that may be reserved for those whom it directly concerns.
+Equatorial Africa is not likely ever to become the home of a white
+population, but it need not for that reason be left to "stew in its own
+juice." On the contrary, it offers on that very account a fit subject
+for the experiment, which has nowhere yet been adequately tried, of
+developing latent capacities for progress in races that have raised
+themselves above the level of absolute savagery without attaining to
+those ideals which, never wholly realized, are essential to continuous
+improvement. It has been found easy to enslave, to debase, to
+exterminate races in this condition, while the ill success of efforts to
+enlighten and elevate them has led to the inference that this is
+impracticable. The trial, however, will not have been made till the
+counteracting influences have ceased to act, or at least to predominate,
+and time has been allowed for hidden forces that may possibly exist to
+be called into play. As Mr. Stanley observes, "It is out of the
+fragments of warring myriads that the present polished nations of Europe
+have sprung. Had a few of those waves of races flowing and eddying over
+Northern Africa succeeded in leaping the barrier of the equator, we
+should have found the black aboriginal races of Southern Africa very
+different from the savages we meet to-day."
+
+It was the spirit in which Mr. Stanley labored--the ardor and
+hopefulness, the unfailing patience and good temper, with which he
+applied himself to the task of cultivating the good will and securing
+the co-operation of the natives--that made his enterprise a success.
+With some exceptions, for which he gives ample credit, his European
+subordinates seem to have been a constant source of embarrassment.
+Possibly there may have been on his own part a lack of that
+administrative ability which, acquired through discipline, imparts the
+skill and power to enforce it. At all events, it is the sympathy and
+humor with which he portrays his innumerable "blood-brothers"--greedy,
+cunning, and capricious, but untainted with ferocity, and consequently
+manageable, like children, by a judicious blending of severity and
+indulgence--that give interest and charm to his narrative. It has many
+faults and deficiencies which in a work of greater literary pretensions
+would be inexcusable. The grammatical blunders with which it abounds
+are the least annoying, since their grossness makes it easy for the
+reader to supply mentally the needed correction without effort or
+consideration. Looseness of diction, repetitions and redundancies of all
+kinds, and, above all, a frequent lack of clearness and vividness both
+in statement and description, are more serious impediments to the wish
+to gain comprehension and instruction. Like most untrained writers, Mr.
+Stanley imagines that, with a sufficiency of matter, it is only
+necessary to refrain from striving after picturesque effects or ornate
+embellishments in order to attain the qualities of clearness and
+simplicity. Happily, the impulsiveness that betrays itself in his style
+seems to have been kept well under control in the management of his
+enterprise. It is always, indeed, apparent as a leading characteristic,
+but it breaks loose only on occasions when it may be safely and not
+unattractively displayed.
+
+
+ "Life of Frank Buckland." By his Brother-in-Law, George C.
+ Bompas. London: Smith, Elder & Co. Philadelphia: J. B.
+ Lippincott Company.
+
+There is a story told of Sir Edwin Landseer's being presented to the
+King of Portugal, who impressively greeted the famous painter with, "I
+am rejoiced to make your acquaintance, Sir Edwin Landseer, _I am so fond
+of beasts_." An equally ardent sympathy with Frank Buckland's specialty
+was necessary to his friends while he was alive, and is required by
+those who read this delightful, bizarre, and admirable history of a man
+whose fellow-feeling for all creatures endowed with life was as broad
+and comprehensive as Dame Nature's for all her children. He had, it
+might seem, no antipathies. Everything excited his interest, curiosity,
+and tenderness. Bears, eagles, vipers, jackals, hedgehogs, and snakes
+roomed with him. He not only lived on intimate terms with his zoological
+curiosities, petting them, training them, studying them, but he finally
+ate them. As Douglas Jerrold said of the New Zealanders, "Very
+economical people. We only kill our enemies; they eat 'em. We hate our
+foes to the last: while there's no learning in the end how Zealanders
+are brought to relish 'em."
+
+It had been the elder Buckland's habit to try strange dishes. While he
+was Dean of Westminster, hedgehogs, tortoises, potted ostrich, and
+occasionally rats, frogs, and snails, were served up for the
+delectation of favored guests, and alligator was considered a rare
+delicacy. "Party at the Deanery," one guest notes: "tripe for dinner;
+don't like crocodile for breakfast." Thus freed, to begin with, from the
+trammels of habit and prejudice, there was little in the way of fish,
+flesh, or fowl which Frank Buckland did not sooner or later try, with
+various results. For instance, to quote from his diary:
+
+"March 9. Party of Huxley, Blagden, Rolfs. Had the lump-fish for dinner;
+very good,--something like turtle.
+
+"March 10. Rather seedy from lump-fish."
+
+And again:
+
+"B---- called: had a viper for luncheon."
+
+He held a theory that from popular ignorance and superstition much
+wholesome material is wasted which might be made useful not only in
+satisfying hunger, but in cheapening the prices of the foods which new
+control the market. The "Acclimatization Society" was formed by his
+influence, at the inaugural dinner of which everything that grows on the
+face of the earth and under the waters was partaken of, from kangaroo
+hams to sea-slugs. These various studies and experiments, all entered
+into with unequalled spirit and audacity, led up finally to the great
+work of Frank Buckland's life, which was the restocking of the
+watercourses of his own and other countries with the trout and salmon
+which had once teemed in them, but had been driven away by man's
+encroachments. The success of his system of fish-culture is too well
+known to require comment, having had the happiest results in all
+countries in which it has been introduced. But the perils and
+vicissitudes encountered in procuring the ova are little realized by
+most people. "Salmon-egg collecting," Frank Buckland wrote in 1878, "is
+one of the most difficult, and I may say dangerous, tasks that fall to
+my lot." And it was, indeed, the frightful exposure attending this
+search for spawn on a bitter January day in the icy waters of the North
+Tyne that shortened his bright, useful career.
+
+The biography is most instructive and valuable, besides being highly
+interesting. And Frank Buckland's life was by far too rich and too
+many-sided to allow anything less than his full history to give an
+adequate idea of his patience, his fidelity of purpose, his love of
+work, and his joy in accomplishment. The birthday entries in his diary
+almost invariably disclose his satisfaction and comfort in his own life
+and endeavors: "December 17, 1870. My birthday. I am very thankful to
+God to allow me so much prosperity and happiness on my forty-fourth
+birthday, and that I have been enabled to work so well. I trust he may
+spare me for many more years to go on with my work."
+
+The book abounds in droll stories, some quite new, and some already
+given in his lectures and natural-history papers. He generally travelled
+with some curious collections in his pockets or in bottles; and, whether
+these were rats, vipers, snails, or frogs, by some strange fatality they
+were certain to get loose and turn up among his fellow-passengers in car
+or diligence. To twine snakes around the necks and arms of young ladies
+playing quadrilles was another harmless joke. "Don't be afraid," he
+would say: "they won't hurt you. And do be a good girl, and don't make a
+fuss." He possessed an easy gift of adapting scientific theories and
+deductions to popular interest and comprehension, and his "Curiosities
+in Natural History" and other writings undoubtedly gave a strong impulse
+to the tastes of this generation, of which the many out-of-doors papers
+on birds, game, and the habits of all living creatures are the result.
+
+
+ "George Eliot's Poetry, and Other Studies." By Rose Elizabeth
+ Cleveland. New York: Funk & Wagnalls.
+
+Miss Cleveland's book shows wide reading, study, painstaking
+discrimination, enthusiastic zeal, and, above all, the never-failing
+impulse of an individual idea. It reveals on every page a healthy,
+well-poised womanly nature, and the opinions advanced are a part of the
+conscience and moral being as well as of the intellect. The author has
+fed her mind and heart with high dreams and lofty ideals, and it is not
+only a pleasure to her to disclose them, but a sacred duty as well.
+
+"When a high thought comes," she writes in "Reciprocity," "we owe that
+thought to the world. A great deal of this interment of our best
+thought-life is justified to ourselves by the plea that such thoughts
+are too sacred for utterance: a wretched sophistry, a miserable excuse
+for what is really our fear of criticism." There is nothing trivial or
+false about the critical and ethical views which Miss Cleveland gives
+bravely, although they are not invariably rendered with the felicity and
+pointed phrase which come from a careful selection of words and symbols.
+She is a little dazzled by the flowers and fruitage of a fancy which
+most of us are compelled to curb and prune to meet the requisitions of
+time and space. These papers were prepared chiefly, the dedication tells
+us, for schools and colleges, and a little of the pedantry and ample
+leisure of a teacher who has his audience safe under his own control is
+apparent in them. Little goes without saying; the whole story is told;
+yet it is always easy to put aside the parasitical growth and get at the
+solid and useful idea. The book was not written for critics who desire
+to have everything summed up in a single sentence, and who are apt to
+praise the volumes which encumber the book-seller's shelves rather than
+those which run through seven editions in as many days.
+
+Like most other American essayists, she has couched many of her phrases
+and ideas in the Emersonian mould. Her sentences are short; she uses a
+homely illustration by preference. "Independence," she says, "in an
+absolute sense is an impossibility. The nature of things is against it.
+The human soul was not made to contain itself. It was made to spill
+over, and it does and will spill over, always as _quid pro quo_,
+wherever lodged, to the end of time."... "There is a vast amount of
+thinking which ought to be in the market. We hold our best thoughts and
+give our second best."... "We do a good deal of shirking in this life on
+the ground of not being geniuses. The truth is, there is an immense
+amount of humbug lurking in the folds of those specious theories about
+genius. Let a man or woman go to work at a thing, and the genius will
+take care of itself."
+
+Miss Cleveland has gathered a large audience, and it is a satisfaction
+to feel in reading her book that she holds her place before them with
+invariable good sense, high faith, and a dignity which commands respect.
+
+
+ "Aulnay Tower." By Blanche Willis Howard. Boston: Ticknor & Co.
+
+There is a good situation in "Aulnay Tower," but the book may be said to
+be all situation, with little movement, no development, and the very
+slightest free play of character and motive. The scene is laid at the
+château of the Marquis de Montauban, not far from Paris, at the moment
+in the Franco-German war when Sedan had been fought, the emperor was a
+prisoner, and the Germans were investing the capital. The marquis, his
+niece the Countess Nathalie de Vallauris, and his chaplain the Abbé de
+Navailles, in spite of orders from General Trochu, have remained at this
+country-seat, apparently indifferent to passing events. Thus it is a
+rude awakening when they find the Germans knocking at the castle doors
+and demanding entertainment for the officers of the Saxon grenadiers,
+who are quartered upon them during most of the time occupied by the
+siege of Paris.
+
+Here, then, is the situation. The Countess Nathalie, a widow of
+twenty-three, "a beautiful woman, young, pale, fair-haired, stately and
+forbidding," confronts these invaders of her private peace and enemies
+of her country, intending to freeze them by her haughtiness, her
+indifference, her disdain, but carries away even from the first
+encounter a haunting and rankling recollection of a tall man in blue;
+while the tall man in blue, Adjutant von Nordenfels, "from the moment
+she stood before the officers in her cold protest and unrelenting
+pride," was madly in love with the countess. The feelings of these two
+young people being thus from the first removed from the region of doubt
+and conjecture, what few slight obstacles contrive to separate them for
+a time carry little weight with the reader. There is a dearth of
+incident which the side-play of the coquettish maid, Nathalie's
+_femme-de-chambre_, fails to relieve. The marquis and Manette are the
+traditional nobleman and soubrette, and flourish before us all the
+adjuncts of the stage. We give a fragment from a soliloquy of Manette's
+which suggests the foot-lights and an enforced "wait" in a comedy during
+a change of dress for the principal actors: "I adore Countess Nathalie,
+and am thankful for my blessings. And yet I have my disappointments, my
+chagrins. To-day, for example, what a field for genius! what a chance
+for never-to-be-forgotten impressions! A dozen officers! Not a woman in
+Aulnay but madame and me. Oh, just heaven, what possibilities! My rich
+imagination dressed us both in the twinkling of an eye. For the
+Countess Nathalie gentle severity was the key-note of my
+composition,--heavy black silk, of course. There it lies. Elegance and
+dignity in the train. Happy surprises in the drapery. Fascination in the
+sleeves. Defiance, pride, and patriotism in the high collar, tempered by
+regret in the soft ruche.... She would have been a problem and a poem;
+while I, in my cheerful reds, my dazzling white, my decisive short
+skirts, my piquant shoes, my audacious apron, am a conundrum, a
+pleasantry, an epigram." This would be very pretty on the stage, but a
+waiting-maid who calls herself an "epigram" passes our imagination under
+any other circumstances. In fact, Miss Howard seems to us to be
+altogether on a false tack in this novel,--to have utterly abandoned
+realism, and in its place to have imposed upon us scenes, characters,
+and actuating motives which have figured over and over again in book and
+play, and to which she has not succeeded in imparting any special
+vivacity or charm. The novel falls far below "Guenn," in which the
+author riveted and deepened the impression of her first clever little
+book, "One Summer."
+
+
+ "Married for Fun." Boston: Houghton, Mifflin & Co.
+
+The title of "Married for Fun," and the plot of the book itself, might
+easily suggest its being a screaming farce; and that may actually have
+been the intention of the author, although she is at times painfully
+serious. A young lady who, after going through a form of marriage to an
+utter stranger in a stupid charade, believes herself to be legally his
+wife, seems to be practically unfitted for the position of heroine in
+anything except a farce. But there is no fun in the book, and a whole
+series of absurd and incoherent incidents fail to produce any effect
+upon the reader save one of deadly ennui. The narrative, if such a host
+of incongruities and imbecilities can be called a narrative, is
+perpetually adorned by choice reflections of the author's own, and the
+itinerancy of an extended European tour is condensed and added to the
+other attractions.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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+<h1>LIPPINCOTT'S MAGAZINE.</h1>
+
+<h2><i>SEPTEMBER, 1885.</i></h2>
+
+<h4>Copyright, 1885, by J. B. <span class="smcap">Lippincott Company</span>.</h4>
+
+<p class="notes">Transcriber's notes: Minor typos have been corrected. Table of contents has been
+generated for HTML version.</p>
+
+<h2>Contents</h2>
+<!-- Autogenerated TOC. Modify or delete as required. -->
+<p>
+<a href="#ON_THIS_SIDE"><b>ON THIS SIDE.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#THE_TRUTH_ABOUT_DOGS"><b>THE TRUTH ABOUT DOGS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#RENAS_WARNING"><b>RENA'S WARNING.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#MUSTER-DAY_IN_NEW_ENGLAND"><b>MUSTER-DAY IN NEW ENGLAND.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#THE_STORY_OF_A_STORY"><b>THE STORY OF A STORY.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#SHADOWS_ALL"><b>SHADOWS ALL.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ROSES_OF_YESTERDAY_AND_TO-DAY"><b>ROSES OF YESTERDAY AND TO-DAY.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#A_HOOSIER_IDYL"><b>A HOOSIER IDYL.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#INTO_THY_HANDS"><b>INTO THY HANDS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#A_CHAPTER_OF_MYSTERY"><b>A CHAPTER OF MYSTERY.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#THE_STORY_OF_AN_ITALIAN_WORKWOMANS_LIFEB"><b>THE STORY OF AN ITALIAN WORKWOMAN'S LIFE.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#OUR_MONTHLY_GOSSIP"><b>OUR MONTHLY GOSSIP.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#LITERATURE_OF_THE_DAY"><b>LITERATURE OF THE DAY</b></a><br />
+</p>
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+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span></p>
+<h2><a name="ON_THIS_SIDE" id="ON_THIS_SIDE"></a>ON THIS SIDE.</h2>
+
+
+<h3>IX.</h3>
+
+<p>Among the inhabitants of the United States there are none that stand so
+firmly on the national legs as the Virginians,&mdash;though it would be more
+correct to contract this statement somewhat, substituting "State" for
+"national," since it has never been the habit of Virginians to make
+themselves more than very incidentally responsible for thirty-eight
+States and ten Territories occupied by persons of mixed race, numerous
+religions, objectionable politics, and no safe views about so much as
+the proper way to make mint-juleps. When Sir Robert presented himself
+one day at the door of a fine old house belonging to the golden age of
+ante-bellum prosperity in Caroline County, he was received by two of the
+most English Englishmen to be found on this planet, in the persons of
+Mr. Edmund and Mr. Gregory Aglonby, brothers, bachelors, and joint-heirs
+of the property he had come to look at. These gentlemen received him
+with a dignity and antique courtesy irresistibly suggestive of bag-wigs,
+short swords, and aristocratic institutions generally, a courtesy
+largely mingled with restrained severity and unspoken suspicion until
+his identity had been fully established by the letters of introduction
+he had brought, his position defined, and his mission in Caroline
+clearly set forth. An Englishman out of England was a fact to be
+accounted for, not imprudently accepted without due inquiry; but, this
+done, the law and traditions of hospitality began to alleviate the
+situation and temper justice with mercy. The lady of the house was sent
+for, and proved to be a wonderfully pretty old lady, who might have just
+got out of a sedan-chair, whose manner was even finer and statelier than
+that of her brothers (diminutive as she was in point of mere inches),
+and who executed a tremendous courtesy when Sir Robert was presented.
+"An English gentleman travelling in this country for pleasure, and
+desirous of seeing 'Heart's Content,' Anne Buller," explained the elder
+brother. Miss Aglonby's face, which had worn a look of mild interest
+during the first part of this speech, clouded perceptibly at its close.
+She murmured some mechanical speech of welcome in an almost inaudible
+voice, and sat down in a rigid and uncompromising fashion, while her
+heart contracted painfully. A gentleman to look at the place: there had
+been several such in the last year, who had come, and seen, and objected
+to the price, and ridden away again; but perhaps this one might not ride
+away, and the uneasy thought tormented her throughout the conversation
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span>that followed. The brothers, meanwhile, had quite accepted Sir Robert,
+and had insisted, with a calm, authoritative air, on sending for his
+"travelling impedimenta," which had been deposited at the hotel in a
+neighboring town, and had expressed a lofty hope that he would do them
+the honor to consider himself their guest.</p>
+
+<p>"The <i>res angusta domi</i> will not permit us to entertain you in a manner
+befitting your rank and in consonance with our wishes," said Mr. Edmund
+Aglonby, in his representative capacity as head of the family, "but,
+that consideration waived, I need not say that we shall esteem it an
+honor and a pleasure to have you domesticated beneath this roof as long
+as you find any satisfaction in remaining."</p>
+
+<p>"It was not my idea, certainly, to intrude upon you here, but rather to
+treat with your solicitor in this matter; but if you find it more
+agreeable to set him aside, which between gentlemen is usually
+altogether more satisfactory, and will, in addition, allow me to become
+your guest for a few days, I can only say that I shall be delighted to
+accept your kind hospitality," replied Sir Robert.</p>
+
+<p>"Brother Gregory, will you see that our guest's effects are at once
+transferred to his room here?" said Mr. Aglonby, half turning in his
+chair and giving a graceful wave with one of his long, shapely hands
+toward the door, after which he bowed with dignified grace to Sir
+Robert, and said, "Your decision gives us great satisfaction, sir." Mr.
+Gregory Aglonby confirmed this statement in Johnsonian periods before he
+left, and tiny Miss Aglonby expressed herself as became a lady who had
+been receiving guests in that very room for fifty years with stiff but
+genuine courtesy. The atmosphere was so familiar to Sir Robert that he
+could scarcely believe himself to be in an American household. Could
+this be the American type of his dreams? Was there ever a country in
+which the scenes shifted so completely with a few hours or days of
+travel? "If this goes on, America will mean everything, anything, to
+me," he thought. "When I hear of a Frenchman, or German, or Italian, I
+have some idea of what I shall find; but it is not so here at all. This
+Mr. Aglonby is quite evidently a gentleman, and a high-bred one; but so
+was Porter in Boston, and Colonel De Witt, and those Baltimore fellows;
+yet how different they all are! These men remind me more of my
+grandfather and my great-uncles than any Englishman of the present day.
+Perhaps they are English. I'll ask. Who would ever suppose them to be
+countrymen of Ketchum's?"</p>
+
+<p>After dinner,&mdash;and you may be sure the dinner was a good one, for Miss
+Aglonby was one of a generation of women whose knowledge of housewifely
+arts was such that, shut up in a lighthouse or wrecked on a desert
+island, they would have made shift to get a nice meal somehow, even if
+they could not have served it, as she did, off old china and graced it
+with old silver,&mdash;after dinner, then, a long and pleasant evening set
+in, with no thought or talk of business-matters. Sir Robert was charmed
+with his new acquaintances, and not less by the matter than by the
+manner of their conversation. Did they talk of travels, Mr. Aglonby
+"liked to read books of adventure," but had never been out of the State
+of Virginia, and had no wish to go anywhere. He deplored his fate in
+being compelled at his age to leave it permanently and take up his
+residence in Florida, where his physician was sending him. He talked of
+"Mr. Pope" and "Mr. Addison," quoted Milton and the Latin classics, and
+had chanced upon "a modern work lately, by a writer named Thackeray,"
+"Henry Esmond," which had pleased him extremely. On hearing this, Sir
+Robert took occasion to ask him whether he liked any of the writings of
+this and that New-England author of the day, about whom he had been
+hearing a great deal since his arrival in the country, and Mr. Aglonby
+replied, with perfect truth, that he had "never heard of them," though
+he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span> added that Irving and Cooper, the latest additions to his library,
+were, in his opinion, "writers of merit." In politics Mr. Aglonby
+declared himself the champion of a defunct party,&mdash;the "old-line
+Whigs,"&mdash;and explained "the levelling, agrarian tendencies of Tom
+Jefferson" and the result of his policy, which had been "to eliminate
+the gentleman from politics." Mr. Gregory Aglonby spoke with regretful
+emotion of that period of the history of Virginia in which her local
+magistrates had managed county affairs in such a way as to secure her
+"safety, honor, and welfare," when universal suffrage had not "cursed
+the country with ignorance and incompetence, legally established at
+present, indeed, but sure to be supplemented by a property or
+educational test eventually." In religion they were what "the Aglonbys
+had always been,&mdash;attached adherents of the Episcopal Church in this
+country, as of the Establishment in England." Quite early in the evening
+Sir Robert had propounded his question as to their nationality. "Are you
+an American?" he had asked the elder of the two gentlemen, and both had
+replied, "We are Virginians," in accents that were eloquent of love and
+pride.</p>
+
+<p>"Upon my word, if I were asked what your nationality was, I should say
+that you were English," remarked Sir Robert, feeling that he was making
+what they must see was a handsome concession. But he was not talking to
+a Sam Bates now. Mr. Edmund Aglonby regarded him with a reserved air, as
+if he had said something rather flippant.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Gregory said gravely, "You doubtless mean it kindly, but we would
+prefer to be thought what we are,&mdash;Virginians. Not that we are ashamed
+of our parent stock, but Anne Buller here is the seventh of the name
+born in this country, and it is only natural that we should be
+completely identified with it. Unworthy as we are to represent it, we
+are Virginians." That anybody could be <i>more</i> than a Virginian had never
+crossed Mr. Aglonby's mind; but it should be said, in defence of what
+many regard as an exaggerated State pride, that to such, men to be
+<i>less</i> than a Virginian (that is, an embodiment of the virtues
+represented to them by the title) is equally impossible.</p>
+
+<p>Whist was now proposed, and played by the light of two candles in
+old-fashioned candlesticks, that towered high enough to allow mild
+yellow rays to illuminate a vast expanse of bald head belonging to Mr.
+Gregory, and made the dark sheen of the polished mahogany table dimly
+visible beneath. An oil-lamp on the high mantel-shelf enabled Sir Robert
+to get a ghostly impression of the large, bare room in which they were
+sitting,&mdash;the high ceilings, the black-looking floors fading away into
+grewsome corners, the spindle-legged furniture that had no idea of
+accommodating itself to a lolling, mannerless generation, and loomed up
+in some occasional piece in a threatening sort of way,&mdash;solid, massive,
+dignified furniture, conscious of its obligations to society and ready
+to fulfil them to the very end, however little a frivolous and
+degenerate world might be worthy of such accessories. More than once in
+the pauses of the game Sir Robert's eyes wandered to the pictures, of
+which there were a number, all portraits, two being half discernible,&mdash;a
+young matron in ruby velvet and pearls, with hair dressed in a pyramid,
+a coach-and-six in court-plaster stuck on a snowy forehead, and eyes
+that would have laughed anybody into a good humor; and, opposite, a
+gentleman of the pursiest, puffiest, most prosperous description, the
+husband of the young matron, and so evidently high-tempered, dull, and
+obstinate, that he must have brought many a tear into the laughing eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"A handsome woman, that," he said, after one of these moments of
+inattention, "and a good picture."</p>
+
+<p>"It is an ancestress of ours on the distaff side,&mdash;Lady Philippa
+Vane,&mdash;and is accounted a Lely.&mdash;Brother Gregory, if you will have the
+kindness to cut the cards we can proceed with our game.&mdash;The other is
+her husband and cousin, a man<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span> of rank and large property but incurably
+vicious propensities, to whom we are rather fond of attributing certain
+follies and weaknesses in his descendants, and who we could wish had
+laid to heart the maxim, '<i>Nobilitatis virtus non stemma character</i>.'
+They were of the Vanes of Huddlesford," said Mr. Aglonby.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah," said Sir Robert, "you suppose yourself to have some connection
+with the Huddlesford Vanes?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Aglonby's white tufted brows arched themselves in surprise above his
+dark eyes at the question, and there was a little more dignified reserve
+than before in his voice and manner as he said, "Descent and alliance
+are not matters of <i>supposition</i> in Virginia, but of record.&mdash;Anne
+Buller, I beg your forgiveness for having inadvertently revoked. My
+memory is really growing too treacherous to permit of my long enjoying
+this diversion, however great the horrors of an old age without cards
+may be."</p>
+
+<p>The deferential courtesy paid to Miss Aglonby by her brothers was the
+most remarkable feature of the game to Sir Robert, and, when it was
+over, the first thought of both was to place a chair for her in the
+corner she generally occupied. They were not in haste,&mdash;it was
+impossible to associate the idea of hurry or flurry with either of
+them,&mdash;but somehow there was a little collision between them in doing
+this, followed by formal bows and elaborate mutual apologies, which were
+broken in upon by Miss Aglonby's low voice, saying, "Brother Edmund, I
+feared that you had slipped again.&mdash;He sustained a grave injury in that
+way last winter" (this to Sir Robert), "and I am always afraid that the
+disastrous experience may be repeated.&mdash;Brother Gregory, I thank you. I
+am entirely comfortable, and I beg that you will be seated now. Perhaps
+our guest will do us the favor to resume the very instructive and
+entertaining discourse with which he was beguiling us earlier in the
+evening."</p>
+
+<p>Thus adjured, Sir Robert proceeded to instruct and entertain, with such
+success that all three of his companions were charmed, though they gave
+no frivolous evidences of it, such as laughing heartily, interrupting
+him to interject phrases or opinions into the "discourse," or replying
+in an animated strain. They listened with intelligent seriousness to
+what he had to say, weighed it apparently, replied to it with gravity,
+responded to some jest with a smile; but, although they were not people
+to approve of crackling thorns under a pot, or any form of folly, they
+were, in their way, appreciative of the culture, humor, and insight he
+showed. Mr. Aglonby begged to be favored with his "observations" on
+America, and added that "the dispassionate reflections of an intelligent
+foreigner should be esteemed of the utmost value by all judicious
+patriots and enlightened political economists, calling attention, as
+they often did, to evils and dangers whose existence had not been
+previously suspected." Mr. Gregory Aglonby wished to hear more of his
+travels among "that God-forsaken people the French." Miss Aglonby was
+eager to know more of the England of "Bracebridge Hall."</p>
+
+<p>When bedtime came at last ("the proper season for repose," dear old Anne
+Buller called it, when she rose to "retire"), another courtesy was
+executed in front of Sir Robert by the ch&acirc;telaine of "Heart's Content,"
+who said, "How truly it has been remarked that we owe some of our
+keenest pleasures in life to strangers! You must permit me to thank you
+again for your improving and pleasing conversation, which I shall often
+recall, and always with lively satisfaction. May your slumbers be
+refreshing and your awakening devoid of all pain! I wish you a very good
+night, sir." With this Miss Aglonby took up one of the top-heavy
+candlesticks, and glided, like the shade she was and ghost of a past
+period, up the stairs.</p>
+
+<p>While Mr. Gregory was looking to bolts and bars, Sir Robert strayed
+about the room with his hands behind him, looking at the pictures,
+followed by Mr. Aglonby, who made no extensive comment on them, but gave
+a word of explanation occasionally when his guest<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span> halted longer than
+usual before a canvas, such as, "The First Edmund, who came here in
+1654;" "Edmund the Second;" "Edmund the Third, in his Oxford cap and
+gown;" "Gregory Aglonby, a colonel in the Revolutionary forces;"
+"Red-haired Edmund, as we call him, because the others are all dark;"
+"Colonel Everard Buller Aglonby, who represented this county in the
+House of Burgesses for thirty years, and his wife, who was a Calvert,&mdash;a
+great-aunt, a woman of extraordinary piety, who reduced herself from a
+condition of affluence to comparative poverty by the manumission of her
+three hundred slaves."</p>
+
+<p>When he had shaken hands with his host at the door of his bedroom (which
+was emphatically the room of a bed, a huge, be-stepped, pillared,
+testered contrivance that waited at one end of the large apartment to
+murder sleep), Sir Robert fell to winding his watch with what looked
+like interest, but all his thoughts were with the Aglonbys.</p>
+
+<p>"English gentlefolks of the eighteenth century preserved in Virginian
+amber. What a curious survival! 'Gentlemen of a period of manners,
+morals.' Remarkably interesting! Delightful types of a society as
+extinct as the dodo," he was saying to himself. "There is but one mould
+for the gentleman; but nature changes its shape with every century, I
+suppose,&mdash;though I sometimes think she has gone out of the business
+altogether in utter disgust. We have got a lot of plutocrats that are
+tailors' blocks, and nobles that talk like stable-boys and act like
+blackguards, and both fancy themselves gentlemen; but when I contrast
+them with the men of my father's day even&mdash;And this dainty, charming old
+bit of Chelsea-ware, Anne Buller! Her brothers treat her as though she
+were a reigning princess. I wonder what she would say if she could see,
+as I did the other day, a group of Nuneham girls calling each other by
+their last names and smoking cigarettes with a half-dozen Cambridge men,
+who chaffed them and treated them exactly as though they were so many
+boys in petticoats. Well, well, the world moves, I know, and I am an
+old fogy; but I shall not make myself hoarse shouting 'Huzza' until I
+find out whether we are going to the devil or not. I hope I am not
+getting as cynical as old Caradoc, who declares that he can always tell
+a countess from an actress nowadays by the superior modesty and
+refinement of&mdash;the actress."</p>
+
+<p>In the next few days Sir Robert carefully inspected the rambling,
+substantial old house, which, to Miss Aglonby's chagrin, he pronounced
+"quite modern;" though he smiled when she informed him that "Heart's
+Content" had been "refurnished quite recently,&mdash;in '48." He also went
+over the land, only about four hundred acres, put the most searching
+questions as to its practical value and uses, filled a tin box with the
+earth, meaning to have it analyzed by "a respectable chemist," and went
+into details generally with much energy. Nor had he anything to complain
+of in the way of unfair dealing in Mr. Gregory Aglonby, who accompanied
+him and gave him the fullest and frankest particulars about the
+property, which he pointed out was going to rack and ruin, or rather had
+gone there. Every broken gate and stony field was dear to his heart, and
+it was a melancholy pilgrimage to him; but had not Mr. Aglonby said to
+him that morning, "Brother Gregory, the place must go,&mdash;there is no help
+for it,&mdash;and this gentleman seems likely to become a purchaser. Will you
+see that the disadvantages of the property are set before him clearly,
+especially such as a stranger would certainly overlook? I cannot
+entertain a proposition of any kind looking to its ultimate purchase
+until I know that this has been done, anxious as I am to have this
+matter definitely concluded. I had thought to die here. But it has been
+otherwise ordered by an overruling and all-wise Providence."</p>
+
+<p>It did not escape Sir Robert that he was not likely to be overreached in
+his bargain, however much he might repent of it; and when Mr. Gregory
+pointed across the road and said, "The 'Little England' farm lies over
+there, but produces<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span> less and less every year. The land is exhausted,"
+Sir Robert thought, "The fellow is either quixotic or doesn't wish to
+sell. I rather think the first: there has certainly been no shuffling
+and pretending." Aloud he said, "The soil can't be exhausted. It is
+virgin still compared to that of England, and all that it needs is
+careful cultivation. It seems to me that what Virginia needs is
+immigration."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Gregory looked displeased. It was as though Sir Robert had
+criticised Anne Buller's dress. "On the contrary, we wish to keep
+Virginia for Virginians," he said slowly. "We have no desire to see it
+overrun by a horde of Irish and Dutch, and heaven knows what besides.
+The proper place for that kind of people is the West and Northwest. If
+we could get <i>the right class</i> of English emigrants, that would be
+another matter. But it is scarcely likely that they will come here in
+any considerable number, now that the poor old commonwealth offers so
+little remunerative return to the most honorable enterprise."</p>
+
+<p>When Sir Robert had quite made up his mind that he would like to possess
+the place, he telegraphed imperatively for Mr. Heathcote, who joined him
+most reluctantly. Together they walked all over the county, saw a great
+many people, and, having bought two hundred acres that marched with,
+and, indeed, had formerly been a part of, the Aglonby estate, Sir Robert
+made a liberal offer for Heart's Content, expressed his thanks for the
+kind and honorable treatment he had received there, and, his terms being
+accepted, paid the purchase-money, and begged that the family would suit
+their own convenience entirely in giving it up. This settled, he went
+his way to the Natural Bridge, which he considered should rank second
+only to Niagara in this country in point of interest, and then went on
+to Lexington, to visit General Lee's tomb, and from there to see
+Stonewall Jackson's grave, which, to his intense astonishment and
+indignation, he found half covered with visiting-cards,&mdash;the exquisite
+tribute of the sentimental tourist to the stern soldier. He could do
+nothing until he had cleared the last bit of pasteboard (with "Miss
+Mollie Bangs, Jonesville," printed on it) away from the mound. This he
+did energetically with his umbrella, after which he sat down quietly to
+think of his favorite hero, who seemed to be "resting under the shade of
+the trees over the river" rather than there, and fell to repeating
+"Stonewall Jackson's Way,"&mdash;a very favorite lyric, which he knew by
+heart. "'Appealing from his native sod In <i>forma pauperis</i> to God,'
+ought to be his epitaph. I think he would like that," he said. "I am
+glad England can claim such a son, however indirectly. Fancy 'Miss
+Mollie Bangs' leaving a card&mdash;and such a card&mdash;on old Blue-Light! A
+decent one might do for Beau Brummel's grave, but Jackson's&mdash;!"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Heathcote was with him, and, after one careless glance, had strolled
+up and down, absorbed in his own thoughts, which were not of war or
+death. He only half listened to his uncle's praise of the great soldier,
+and presently said, <i>&agrave; propos</i> of nothing that had happened that day,
+"Uncle, what would you say if I should ask you to let me live at
+'Heart's Content'?"</p>
+
+<p>"Eh? What's that?" asked Sir Robert, forgetting in his surprise to blow
+out the lighted match he had just applied to the offending cards. "You
+live in America? What idea have you got in your head, my boy?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Heathcote could not tell his uncle that Edith had said that she
+would never marry an Englishman, never! but that if she ever did, she
+should insist upon his living in America, for to go away from mamma and
+papa and the boys and everybody she cared for was a thing she could not
+and would not do, not if she adored the man that demanded such a
+sacrifice of her. What he did say was that he was tired of his aimless
+life in London, and liked his uncle too well to look forward with any
+pleasure to succeeding him, and that he should like to have a small
+property to manage without aid of bailiff, steward,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span> agent, or factotum
+of any kind. "I could go over whenever I liked, or you needed me, and
+you could come to me to see that I wasn't making ducks and drakes of the
+property," he said. "And it is an experiment, I grant; but you have
+always been awfully generous and kind to me, and I have something laid
+by that would cover the possible losses my inexperience might cause, for
+the first year at least. I am sure I can learn the trade, and am willing
+to pay for my apprenticeship, if you will only let me try my hand at
+farming."</p>
+
+<p>"The boy is thinking of marrying," was Sir Robert's mental comment; but
+he only said that he had bought the place with a very different idea,
+but that he would think the matter over.</p>
+
+<p>"You must remember that it will not be child's play," he said. "And if
+you should grow attached to it and wish to stay, you will be practically
+giving up your own country, you know. But America is hardly a foreign
+country. It is the representative institutions, moral ideas, social
+atmosphere, and mental habits that make a people, not the mere physical
+features of the country, and in character the Americans are, as Mr.
+Aglonby would say, 'Englishmen once removed'&mdash;across the Atlantic. You
+might be quite happy and content among them. Just so."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, I am sure I shall. You are quite in the right in what you say
+of them," Mr. Heathcote eagerly replied.</p>
+
+<p>And Sir Robert, who had purposely laid this trap for him, thought to
+himself, "The boy is certainly in love. I must find out all about it,
+unless he has the grace to tell me himself."</p>
+
+<p>Much as she liked Niagara, Miss Noel was not sorry, after long delay, to
+get a letter from Sir Robert, asking her to join him in Chicago, and
+telling her of a delightful visit he had made to Richmond, where he had
+been received "with particular kindness" and had met a great number of
+agreeable people, most of them Virginians of the modern type and
+scarcely so interesting, in a way, as the Aglonby family, who, as he saw
+from other individuals, were survivals of a generation rapidly
+disappearing, to be found only occasionally here and there now,&mdash;"a
+class of aristocrats long a curious anomaly in a republican state,
+hardly to be matched in Europe to-day outside of Austria, and never to
+be reproduced."</p>
+
+<p>It did not take Parsons long to do the necessary packing; but Miss Noel
+consumed a whole day in putting up her carefully-labelled "specimens of
+the flora of New York;" and Ethel had to settle with Mr. Bates, who
+would doubtless rather have been rejected by an English-woman than
+accepted by any American, and was not denied that luxury.</p>
+
+<p>From Chicago the reunited forces went off almost immediately to Salt
+Lake City, having only three days to give to a little hurried
+sight-seeing in the "marvellous Sphinx city," as they called it in their
+letters home.</p>
+
+<p>At Salt Lake Mrs. Sykes was awaiting their arrival, and betrayed a
+radiant satisfaction at the first glance.</p>
+
+<p>"You can't think how busy I have been and what a lot I have
+accomplished," she related exultantly. "I have found a whole village of
+Thompsons with a <i>p</i>, and went and boarded there, and have got up a book
+that Bentley will give me a hundred pounds for. And I have done a lot of
+sketches to illustrate it, and, so far from being out of pocket, shall
+have made by my American tour. It has been the greatest fun imaginable,
+poking about in their houses and dishing them up afterward. And, only
+fency, I've got a lock of Brigham Young's hair, <i>well authenticated</i>. I
+palmed myself off on a person that I met as being a very great admirer
+of his, and she gave me it. When I get home I'm going to have a ring
+made of it, like the one Lady Bottsford has got made of King John of
+Abyssinia's wool, which has been so talked of. People have taken to
+noticing my rings very much ever since I had that tooth of darling
+Bobo's polished and mounted in brilliants; and this will be
+unique,&mdash;there will not be another like it in all England. I told the
+person of whom I got it what I meant to do with it, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span> she said that I
+must revere him deeply; and, do you know, I quite forgot my part that I
+was playing, and said that I didn't care a fig for the old sinner, but
+that it was a great curiosity. And she was so engry, quite fiawrious,
+and wanted it back; but of course she didn't get it. When do we leave
+this?"</p>
+
+<p>They left as soon as Sir Robert had satisfied himself on certain points,
+and Miss Noel bad been sufficiently shocked by a service in the
+Tabernacle, and Mr. Heathcote had indulged in a bath in the lake, which
+he persisted in taking, and in the course of which he went through any
+number of antics in addition to his usual feats, in themselves
+remarkable, for he was a vigorous and powerful swimmer. The
+ex-Devonshire Elder (whom Mrs. Sykes had seen more than once slinking
+about the streets, she said, but who had not come near her) was pleased
+to be very polite to Sir Robert, or would have been if he had been
+allowed; but, not wishing to conduct a Salt Lake campaign <i>&agrave; la</i> Sykes,
+Sir Robert was content to see the place in his own way, got a phial of
+water from the lake, which Miss Noel said reminded her of Sodom and
+Gomorrah and was "very suited to the odious place," looked at and into
+such things as could be seen in a short stay, and made temperate,
+careful records of the same in his note-book.</p>
+
+<p>The next point of interest to the party was "'Frisco and the Yosemite,"
+toward which they pushed as fast as steam could take them, Sir Robert
+and Miss Noel being vividly interested in many things <i>en route</i>, Ethel
+and Mr. Heathcote pleased by a few, Mrs. Sykes grumbling ceaselessly
+about the length, monotony, bareness, aridity, stupidity, and general
+hideousness of the journey. The only thing that really amused her was a
+quarrel that she got up with a lady who sat near her. The acquaintance
+promised to be friendly enough for a while, for the lady was an amiable
+soul,&mdash;the wife of "a dry-goods merchant in Topeka," she told Mrs.
+Sykes. The latter was pleased to ask her a great many questions and to
+patronize her quite extensively in default of other amusement, so that
+all went well at first. But the second stage of Mrs. Sykes's friendship
+was not apt to be so pleasant as the first, and accordingly she much
+astonished her neighbor one morning by saying to her curtly, "Why don't
+you speak English?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, I do. I talk it all the time, don't I?" replied the lady.</p>
+
+<p>"No, you don't. Just look here. I have made a list of the things you
+say. They are not English at all. I don't know what you mean, often."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean to say that you never heard anybody talk like me?" asked
+the lady indignantly, as she fumbled in her bag for her glasses.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I didn't say that. I've heard <i>some</i> of the words among our
+lodging-house-keepers; but you have invented others, and your
+pronunciation is abominable. You should really mend it, if you can,"
+replied Mrs. Sykes, with decision.</p>
+
+<p>The list which had been so civilly put in the Topekan lady's hands was a
+long one, and ran as follows: "Chawcolate, pawk, hawrid, cawd, squrl,
+stoopid, winder, lemmy, gimmy, years (for ears), 'cute, edgercation,
+conchienchous," etc., etc.</p>
+
+<p>The fingers that held it trembled with rage long before it was finished,
+for the Topekan lady had wealth and social aspiration, if not
+"edgercation;" and when Mrs. Sykes broke in with, "Well, what do you say
+to that?" she had a good deal to say, and said it very forcibly, in such
+English as she could command, after which she swelled in speechless
+anger opposite for the remainder of their journey.</p>
+
+<p>"There it is again. If I say the least thing to these Americans they fly
+out like that," complained Mrs. Sykes to Miss Noel.</p>
+
+<p>But for sheer ill humor nothing could have surpassed her conduct when
+they had "done" San Francisco, which she declared to be "a dull, dirty,
+windy place, with a harbor of which entirely too much is
+made,&mdash;ridiculously over-praised, in fact," and got under way for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span> the
+Yosemite. The roads, the rough vehicle, the country, could not be
+sufficiently abused. However, when the spot was reached, she relented,
+as she had done at Niagara, and, looking up at the giant trees,
+graciously conceded that they also were "quite up to the mark."</p>
+
+<p>It was a pleasant spectacle to see Sir Roberts enthusiasm. Such gazing
+and neck-craning and measuring and speculating! Such critical inspection
+of bark, leaves, soil, lichens! Such questioning of the guides! Such
+keen delight, wonder, remeasuring, recraning, theories, calculations,
+endless contemplation! The enjoyment of the others was as nothing,
+compared to his,&mdash;for if there was a thing that he loved it was a fine
+tree, and had he not some of the best timber in England, which he knew
+as some generals have known their soldiers and some shepherds their
+sheep? "Stupendous! Prodigious! Wonderful!" burst from his lips as he
+walked slowly around them and rode between them as in a dream, perfectly
+entranced. He could scarcely be dragged away, and at last was only moved
+by the thought that there was so much that he "must positively see" in
+the surrounding country which was waiting to be considered volcanically,
+botanically, geologically, and otherwise. It was one of his vexations
+that nature, art, science, history, commerce, were so long, and time and
+a voraciously intelligent but mortal and limited baronet so fleeting. He
+would have liked to spend several months on the Pacific coast, looking
+into a thousand things with unflagging zeal and interest. It was really
+afflicting to turn his back upon the early Spanish settlers, the Jesuit
+missions, the grape and olive production, mining interests, earthquake
+statistics, the Chinese problem, annual rainfall on the great plateau,
+study of the Sierra Nevada range, and last, most alluring of all, that
+of the Santa Barbara Islands, described by a companion of Drake as
+densely populated by a white race with light hair and ruddy cheeks. When
+Sir Robert thought of that people and of all the bliss of investigation,
+he almost decided to make a winter of it in California and solve that
+mystery or perish. But he had still much to accomplish, and he had fixed
+the day for sailing before leaving England. So back the party came to
+St. Louis, where they found a mountain of mail-matter from the four
+quarters of the globe. There were five voluminous epistles from Mrs.
+Vane to Miss Noel, and others from that household; a simple domestic
+chronicle from Mabel, describing her daily round and stating her fears
+and anxieties about "Boy," who was getting "sadly wilful and unruly,"
+and, like a youthful Ajax, had lately "defied husband;" and one of Mr.
+Ketchum's characteristic epistles:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"I send you a letter of introduction to my friend Fry in New
+Orleans (to whom my double-and-twisted), since you will go
+there. He will put you through all right. But I warn you that
+you will be nobody and won't be able to hold up your head there
+at all. No one can after an epidemic, unless he has lost half
+of his relations and had the other half given up by the doctors
+and prepared for burial. This reminds me that Brown's
+scapegrace of a brother has turned up here with a handsome
+Mexican wife and a million, and has deodorized his reputation
+by giving large sums to the yellow-fever sufferers, while I am
+thinking of colonizing all the mothers-in-law of these United
+there before another season opens, unless business improves.
+Fairfield has a Benedicts' Club now, and I chose the motto for
+it, 'Here the women cease from troubling and the wicked are at
+rest:' so when you want a little peace and comfort you will
+know where to come. My wife will have nothing less than her
+love sent you; but I am all the same your friend, J. K."</p></div>
+
+<p>Having seen a certificate that New Orleans was entirely free from fever,
+"signed by all the medical men of eminence in the city," Sir Robert was
+determined not to be frightened out of his visit there altogether. But
+it was only November, and he did not wish to run<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span> any foolish risks, and
+the ladies were very nervous on this score. He was still undecided what
+course to take, when he one day picked up a paper and read an account of
+the Indian Territory that interested him beyond measure. In an hour he
+had got out his maps and time-tables and arranged to "put in a week" at
+Tahlequah, the Falls of St. Anthony, and the Mammoth Cave. As none of
+the party cared for the first except himself, he went there alone, and
+felt fully repaid for the effort. Great was his joy at finding "a purely
+Indian legislative body" and assisting at their deliberations, his
+lorgnon glued now to one chief and now to another. And then to talk to
+them, to get their "views," to sketch them, to have a copy of their
+constitution and laws and a newspaper in their own tongue and characters
+in which an affinity to the Egyptian, Arabic, Chinese, or any other
+might perhaps be traced! And then how full his letters to his friends in
+England were of his "visit to a Choctaw gentleman's plantation,&mdash;a most
+deeply interesting, well-educated man;" "the first-fruits of the new
+civilization;" "the opinion of a Seminole person on the Indian policy of
+the American government;" "the beauty of a young Chickasaw female" whom
+he had seen at one of the schools, and "the extraordinary progress made
+by some of the other scholars, showing that there is absolutely no limit
+to the intellectual development of the once-despised savage;" "the
+crystal clearness of the beautiful rivers, the lovely, fertile plains,
+framed by the Mozark Mountains, the balmy, delightful climate, and the
+brutality and wicked greed of an American of the lower class," who had
+told him that "the country was a million times too good for redskins,
+who ought all to be exterminated, as 'Indians was p'ison wherever
+found.'" And then, while the glow of this interest still flushed his
+mind, he took up the Mississippi River, which was a career in itself and
+beckoned him on to fresh conquests. He went up to the Falls of St.
+Anthony, which, after Niagara and the Yosemite, was accounted "tame and
+overrated" by Mrs. Sykes, but over which he pondered deeply. Before he
+left there the river had got a strong hold on his imagination that grew
+ever greater and greater. He spent all his time on the boat studying it.
+He talked to the pilot about it,&mdash;or rather made the pilot talk, and
+listened with all his ears; he took up the methods now practised for
+preventing the banks from caving in and forcing the Great Father to lie
+in the bed he has made, instead of driving honest folk out of theirs by
+scurvy turns and bends that break up thousands of homes. He drew
+diagrams of the pile-driving and wattling and willow mattrasses in the
+diary, with the improvements he thought advisable, and some very
+scientific suggestions by which the river could be made to checkmate
+itself, like an automaton chess-player. He hung over the guards
+continually, observing all that was to be observed, and recorded the
+same under separate headings, such as "currents," "velocity,"
+"flood-rises," with statistics without end showing that the
+carrying-trade of the great water highway would amount in 1950 to
+something so colossal that there is no room for it here, while a future
+for the cities that stud its banks was predicted that would satisfy
+their most ambitious citizens.</p>
+
+<p>His heart was not in Louisville nor in the Mammoth Cave, though he went
+over the first religiously and examined the latter carefully, collected
+specimens, and even thrilled faintly over an eyeless fish, which aroused
+considerable enthusiasm in Mr. Heathcote. He was not really himself
+until he was again on the river, doing a little dredging and sounding on
+his own account. At Cairo he expanded almost as much as his subject, and
+for a long while afterward was never weary of tracing the blue and
+yellow currents that fuse so reluctantly and imperfectly that out in the
+Gulf of Mexico, it is said, one comes upon patches of the Missouri of
+the most jaundiced, angry hue.</p>
+
+<p>The sombre majesty of the stream was quite lost upon Mrs. Sykes, who saw
+in it only "an ugly, wicked-looking<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span> river, with a lot of dirty-white
+villages along its mud banks." Her attention was given to the passengers
+and the clerk,&mdash;especially the latter. "A clerk that talks to the ladies
+in the cabin about literature and the dramar! Only fency!" she said to
+Miss Noel. "And such comical blackies, that the ladies call 'aunty,' and
+that call me 'honey' and 'child.' As like as not you'll see a snag
+coming up through the bottom of the boat presently, and you had better
+try one of the life-preservers on and see how it works; though, after
+all, we may be blown up instead. Of course we are racing. I am sure of
+it."</p>
+
+<p>"Dear, dear! How <i>very</i> dreadful! How did you discover that? It should
+really be made known. I shall speak to the captain. I really can't
+consent to being <i>raced</i> with," replied Miss Noel, who did not make
+sufficient allowance for Mrs. Sykes's love of the sensational. "Robert
+must call a meeting and protest, or something."</p>
+
+<p>She went to look for Sir Robert, whom she found walking about on deck.
+He had been reading all the afternoon, and his mind was full of La
+Salle, and De Soto, and poor Evangeline, so cruelly near to Gabriel and
+happiness once, only to drift away from both forever. So large was his
+grasp of any subject that the imaginative phases of a situation appealed
+to him as powerfully as the practical, and he was not the man to take
+the Mississippi without its associations, any more than he would have
+done the Hudson or the Sierras without Irving and Bret Harte. So now he
+was pacing backward and forward under the stars, thinking of these
+things, and in no mood for bearding the captain in his cabin; and,
+having calmed Miss Noel's fears, he stayed on deck until very late,
+enjoying his cigar and surroundings.</p>
+
+<p>When they got low enough down to come upon levees and see that the river
+was actually higher than the land, the questions of inundation,
+protection, blue-clay banks, dikes, sluices, crevasses, water-gates,
+sediment, currents, swept in upon Sir Robert, and he was still working
+at them when they reached New Orleans. Fresh interests and employments
+now awaited him, in which he was soon absorbed, head over ears. Like
+olives, New Orleans has a flavor of its own, so decided that it is
+impossible to be indifferent to it: one must either be very fond of it
+or dislike it heartily. It was soon evident that Sir Robert belonged to
+the first class and Mrs. Sykes to the second. Its brilliant blue skies,
+and sunshine, and warmth, the lovely flowers, the good opera and better
+restaurants, the infectious gayety of the people, as light about the
+heart as the heels, with enough Gallic quicksilver in their veins to
+give them a genius for being and looking happy, and, lastly, the warmth
+of his reception, and a hospitality as refined as limitless, delighted
+this most amiable of baronets. He had brought good letters, and was
+admitted to that inner Creole circle which few strangers see, and in
+which he found among the elders, as he said to Miss Noel, "the
+atmosphere of the Faubourg Saint-Germain,&mdash;a dignity like that of the
+period to which the Aglonbys belonged, with more grace and
+<i>savoir-faire</i>. And such wonderfully pretty girls, my dear Augusta,
+with eyes like sloes and skins like the petals of their own
+magnolia-blossoms. And I observe a sort of patriarchal tribal state of
+affairs among them,&mdash;grandparents, children, grandchildren, all living
+together in great numbers and perfect amity, apparently." Among the
+Americans of the city Sir Robert found much to interest him, and he went
+to visit their "sugar-estates," took down in black and white the
+astounding number of oranges that one tree is capable of producing, held
+conversations with many gentlemen about the emancipated slaves, and with
+many emancipated slaves about their late masters and present condition.
+And then was there not cotton, the machinery employed on rice-, sugar-,
+and cotton-plantations to "go, into"? to say nothing of the swamp-flora,
+the possible introduction of olives into Louisiana, and Voodooism to
+trace back<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span> to the Vaudois sorcerers of the fourteenth century and
+connect with the serpent-worship of some parts of Italy, where he had
+himself seen the peasants make their yearly procession with snakes
+wrapped about their necks, waists, and wrists? And was there not, too,
+serious business to be done? How could he secure and forward to England
+a few things that he must have, such as a gar alligator, a pair of
+mocking-birds, a Floridian flamingo, a ruby humming-bird, "a Texan
+horned frog, with a distinctly-developed tail, crustaceous, probably
+antediluvian, and credibly reported to live upon air," not to mention
+other treasures, and collections previously made, which must be shipped
+before he left? All this he finally accomplished, and was so pleased by
+his success that not even a letter from his Kalsing "solicitor," saying
+that his suit against the "Eagle" had been brought to trial and he had
+been awarded fifty cents damages, could greatly cloud the content he
+felt.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Sykes, meanwhile, was looking at everything through her own bit of
+yellow glass or London fog, and seeing only what her prepossessions
+would let her see through a medium that distorted and magnified every
+object. As the spittoons at the Capitol had seemed to her far bigger and
+more striking than the dome, so now the gutters of New Orleans made an
+immense impression upon her and affected her most painfully, although
+the Mississippi failed to impress her at all. The climate she found
+odious, the people spoke neither pure French nor good English, and many
+a fault besides she found, chiefly with what she politely termed "the
+Creowls," whom she was never tired of ridiculing as lazy, ignorant,
+effeminate, and morbidly conceited. She was not an ideal companion when
+they made an expedition into the lovely pastoral T&egrave;che country, the
+Acadia of exiled Acadians and Eden of Louisiana, but her lack of
+enthusiasm did not damp the ardor of Sir Robert. Miss Noel thought it a
+beautiful country, but added that it looked "sadly damp, and as if it
+might be malarious," and insisted on "dear Ethel's" taking ten grains
+of quinine daily during their stay and wearing a potato in her
+pocket,&mdash;precautionary measures adopted by herself, and known to have
+nipped jungle-fever in the bud repeatedly in India, so she said. It
+seemed to Sir Robert's heated fancy that even Ethel praised this ideal
+spot but tepidly, and when she had started out of a revery three times
+with an "I beg pardon" while he was reading "Evangeline" to her under
+the shade of one of those noble oaks "from whose branches garlands of
+Spanish moss floated," fit monuments of the sorrowful maiden of
+ever-green memory, he put down the book impatiently, saying, "It is only
+the old that are young nowadays; I am boring you,"&mdash;a speech that made
+her blush guiltily, since she did not care to explain where her thoughts
+had wandered. He was not bored. The bayous were a fascinating novelty to
+him, the trees and fields and glades were eloquent to him, the simple
+French peasants who belong to the seventeenth century and by some
+miracle lead its idyllic life in the nineteenth interested him, and he
+could see Basil, Gabriel, and Father F&eacute;licien at every step.</p>
+
+<p>The next week found them on a steamer bound for Havana and New York,
+followed by friendly faces and good claret to the last, leaving three
+baskets of champagne and about a ton of flowers out of account. For an
+account of Havana, Matanzas, Spanish atrocities, Cuban exports, coolie
+slavery, and the like topics, the reader is respectfully referred to the
+book since published by Sir Robert,&mdash;"Eight Months in the United States,
+Cuba, and Canada,"&mdash;a work pronounced in critical quarters "the best
+book of travels in America ever published in England" (high praise,
+surely), though it attracted less general attention than a very spicy,
+entertaining volume by Mrs. Arundel Sykes, called "A Britisher among the
+Yankees," (to quote from another English journal) said to contain "a not
+very flattering picture of the life, society, and institutions of the
+Great Republic,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span> which must be a true one, since it is so universally
+resented by the American press. People will cry out when they are hit,
+as every one knows."</p>
+
+<p>On arriving in New York our party went at once to Mr. Brown's, that
+gentleman being established there for the winter and having urged them
+to stay with him. Their idea was to sail for home almost immediately, as
+soon as Sir Robert had seen his friend General Bludyer, with whom he had
+some business and who was bringing out his two sons to establish them in
+America. But an unexpected delay occurred. On the day after their
+arrival, Mr. Heathcote ran up to his aunt's room to bid her good-by
+before taking himself off to Baltimore,&mdash;he had made a full confession
+to Sir Robert, and received much advice and counsel, together with a
+qualified approval of his plans and hopes,&mdash;and he found Miss Noel still
+in bed, although it was mid-day and she not the least punctual and
+energetic of her sex. In reply to his playful reproaches she replied
+that she was "feeling very, very queer," and he cheerfully assured her
+that she "had best stop in bed a day or two and all would be well,"
+after which he told her that he was not going back to England with the
+party, and, with a further remark to the effect that she "was looking
+awfully seedy," discovered that he was late for his train, was again
+pleasantly sure that she would "be all right soon," and hurried off to
+the station, well pleased to think that he should see Edith in a few
+hours. It is not always possible, however, for a woman to fulfil the
+optimistic predictions of her careless male relatives, and in a few
+hours Miss Noel was feeling really ill. "Who is your doctor, my dear?"
+she asked of Bijou, who had herself arranged and carried up a little
+tray of delicacies with which to tempt her. "How very sweet of you to
+trouble! Why did you not let Parsons do that? Do you know I am
+making myself quite wretched lest I should be sickening with
+something,&mdash;something serious? I must have a doctor at once. Would you
+kindly send for one, or, rather, tell Parsons where to go? I can't rest
+until I get the opinion of a medical man."</p>
+
+<p>"Now, don't you worry about <i>that</i>," said Bijou, bestowing an embrace
+upon her and then perching herself on the foot of the bed. "You are not
+going to be ill; and if you are, why, you are with friends who will take
+the best sort of care of you, that's all. I'll nurse you; and popper
+says I am just a natural-born nurse, if there ever was one. You can see
+the doctor if you want to, but most likely you will be a great deal
+better to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>"But, my dear, suppose I should be worse? It would be too dreadful! I
+can't be ill in your house, you know," said Miss Noel disconsolately.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, why not?" queried Bijou, in surprise.</p>
+
+<p>"Why not? Can you ask why? Think of all the trouble I should be putting
+you to, the house upset, and the servants giving warning very likely,
+and all that. Oh, no! I hope and trust it is nothing; but if it should
+be serious I could not dream of putting you out like that," replied Miss
+Noel, with emphasis.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, do you mean to say that anybody would care for <i>that</i>, or think of
+the <i>trouble</i>, with a friend lying sick in their house? I never heard of
+such a thing," exclaimed Bijou, expressing the liveliest emotions of
+astonishment and contempt in face and voice. "Of course we don't want
+you to get sick, for your own sake; but if you do we'll do everything in
+this world to make you comfortable and cure you. And the house won't be
+upset at all; and we don't care a snap what the servants think. You must
+put that perfectly ridiculous idea right out of your head, and turn over
+and try to go to sleep."</p>
+
+<p>When the doctor came he looked grave even for a doctor, and felt it his
+duty to tell Miss Noel that she might have yellow fever. It was always
+to be had for the catching in Cuba, and her symptoms were suspicious,
+though he could not, of course, be positive. Here was a sensation. It
+was curious to see<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span> the effect this declaration had on the different
+members of the household. Sir Robert, after turning pale and saying "God
+bless my soul! you don't mean it," to the doctor, rallied from the shock
+as soon as he had left the house, and refused to believe anything of the
+kind, talked about "the art conjectural," and did all he could to
+impress this view on Miss Noel, who promptly gave herself up as lost,
+told him that she had made her will "before leaving town for the North"
+the year before, asked that her body might be "taken back to dear old
+England," if this could be done without risk to others, and begged that
+she might be "sent straight away to the hospital" and no one allowed to
+come in contact with her meanwhile. Bijou, Ethel, and Parsons stoutly
+refused to be hustled out of her room, declaring that they had already
+been exposed to the danger, if danger there was, and protested that they
+were ready to nurse her through anything. Mr. Brown, coming home to
+dinner, was horrified as by some impiety to hear it proposed that Miss
+Noel should go to a hospital. "Admitting, for the sake of argument,"
+said this ever-judicial host, "that the doctor is right, what follows?
+Why, that Miss Noel will require great care, and, humanly speaking, will
+incur additional risk in leaving my house. I cannot dream of allowing
+it. My married daughter has taken her children to see their grandmother;
+there are only Bijou and myself to be considered, and neither of us has
+any fear of the disease, or, indeed, any great belief in the reality of
+the danger. I cannot think of letting a guest, and that guest a stranger
+here, go to a public place of the kind and commit herself to hired
+nurses. Oh, no! That is out of the question."</p>
+
+<p>"I never heard of such a thing,&mdash;never. It would be perfectly shameful!"
+protested Bijou afresh. And so Sir Robert was overruled, and, much
+touched by this view of the matter, tried to express thanks on behalf of
+Miss Noel, bungled out a few short phrases, very different from his
+usually fluent utterances, shook Mr. Brown's hand heartily, sat down
+with a very red face, and then started up and dismissed the carriage,
+which, pending this decision, had been waiting at the door.</p>
+
+<p>It chanced that Mrs. Sykes had been out for some hours that day, and had
+then come back and gone into the library, where she spent some time in
+writing to the friends who had entertained her in Central New York. She
+had just finished putting up the morning paper for them containing a
+full and carefully-marked account of the defalcation and disappearance
+of a bank-president in Delaware in whom she recognized the brother of
+her former hostess, when Ethel looked in at the door and said, "Oh, you
+are here," and, coming forward, gave her the dreadful news. It was well
+that this final mark of her gratitude and graceful interest was complete
+down to the very postage-stamp, for after this Mrs. Sykes had no time
+for delicate attentions.</p>
+
+<p>"Stand off! good heavens! Don't come near me. Get away!" she shrieked,
+and for once every particle of color left her face. The next moment she
+rushed up-stairs to her room, put on her bonnet and cloak in a flash,
+and, without farewells of any kind, or thought of so much as her darling
+Bobo, left the house immediately. She went first, and that as fast as
+her feet could carry her, to the nearest druggist's, where she invested
+lavishly in disinfectants and hung innumerable camphor-bags about her
+person. From there she went to the nearest hotel, from which she wrote
+to the Browns, giving instructions about her luggage, which she said
+must be packed by Parsons and sent over to England, to be unpacked at
+Liverpool, for fear of infection, by "a person" whom she would engage.
+She then took the first steamer leaving New York, and when she got on
+board gave vent to a perfectly sincere and devout exclamation, "Thank
+heaven, I have done with America!" From Liverpool she wrote back a
+lively account of the passage, and expressed the deepest interest in
+"dear Miss Noel," about whom she had been "quite wretched," but who she<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span>
+"hoped was doing nicely by this time and would make a good recovery."
+She also hoped, and even more earnestly, that "dearest Bobo was not
+being neglected in the general hubbub, and given his biscuits without
+their being properly soaked first, and his chicken in great pieces, not
+carefully minced," and begged that every care should be taken of him,
+imploring that everybody would remember that "<i>hot</i> milk invariably made
+the poor dear ill." She also sent Bijou a small and particularly hideous
+pin-cushion, which she said had been made for the Ashantee Bazaar by the
+Grand Duchess of Aufstadt.</p>
+
+<p>The defection of Mrs. Sykes was not greatly deplored by anybody, but it
+was deeply resented by Parsons, who it is to be feared was not as
+devoted to Bobo as his mistress expected.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not one to run away,&mdash;not if it was lions and tigers,&mdash;like
+<i>some</i>," she remarked; "but if hever I get back to the hold country I'll
+go down on my bended knees, if it's in the very cab at Liverpool, and
+thank 'eaven I'm at 'ome again; which I 'ope I may live to see it."</p>
+
+<p>Happily, Miss Noel did not have yellow fever. Unhappily, she had <i>a</i>
+fever, if not the dreaded one, and was ill for several weeks,&mdash;so ill
+that it seemed at one time as though she had done with travelling-days.
+Anxious weeks these for Ethel and Sir Robert and Mr. Heathcote, trying
+ones for Bijou, who had at last found "a rational occupation." For it
+was she who, with Parsons's help, nursed Miss Noel faithfully, tenderly,
+efficiently, Ethel being a most willing coadjutress, but sadly out of
+place in a sick-room. The skill, the self-reliance, and the
+unselfishness that Bijou showed surprised even those who knew her best,
+and quite endeared her to Sir Robert.</p>
+
+<p>"That girl is one in a thousand," he said to Ethel more than once; "and
+I was such a wiseacre that I thought her a useless, spoiled creature who
+would never be anything but a domestic fetich. I shall ask her pardon,
+when I get the chance, for having so shamefully underrated and
+misjudged her. Could there be a kinder family? If Augusta had been a
+near and dear relative they could scarcely have shown more solicitude.
+Every luxury, every kindness that the most thoughtful affection could
+have suggested has been lavished on her. Everything has been
+subordinated to the one object,&mdash;her recovery,&mdash;and all their ordinary
+pursuits, amusements, occupations, cheerfully laid aside, apparently as
+a mere matter of course. At least, they disclaim the idea of sacrifice;
+and in all that they have done there has been nothing perfunctory. If
+they have merely been performing what they considered a duty, I must say
+that they have had the grace and innate good breeding to make it appear
+that it was a pleasure. Just so."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Noel had been down-stairs on the sofa for three days, having been
+officially pronounced convalescent, when who should walk in upon her but
+the Ketchums,&mdash;Mabel serene and smiling, and Job in a state of evident
+satisfaction and radiant good humor.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, now, this is something like. Up and dressed, and looking
+first-rate for an invalid," he called out from the door, and then,
+advancing, took one of her thin hands with much gentleness, and said,
+"Getting well, ain't you? That's right. I am so glad. Creepin' through
+mercy, eh? as Father Root used to say."</p>
+
+<p>Mabel slipped into a seat near Miss Noel, and, after some inquiries
+about Sir Robert, Ethel, and the Browns, told her what concern they had
+felt about her illness. "Husband telegraphed constantly to know how you
+were going on; but the replies were often most unsatisfactory; and it is
+so very nice to see you up again. You will soon be about, and the
+sea-voyage will set you up wonderfully. That puts me in mind of&mdash;Tell
+her, husband; show her."</p>
+
+<p>Thus stimulated, Mr. Ketchum drew out an enormous pocket-book, stuffed
+full of papers, and attacked it rather than looked through it, drew out
+a handful of letters, bills, memorandums, tore up several, crushed
+others back into his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span> case, walked swiftly into the hall, and came back
+triumphantly with his over-coat on his arm and a sheet of foolscap in
+his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Dear, dear, husband, you should not mess about like this," said Mabel,
+"littering up the carpet."</p>
+
+<p>She would have picked up the bits of paper, but he interfered. "Here!
+I'll do that, Daisy; sit down. Daisy's occupation in the next world,
+Miss Noel, is going to be sweeping all the dirty clouds out of the sky,
+and polishing up the harps and crowns, and telling the small angels not
+to leave the ivory gates ajar, for fear of draughts, and to be sure and
+put their buckets and spades away tidily when they have done digging in
+the golden sands, and not to get over-heated and fall ill, because they
+can't die and have got nowhere to go. Now, look at this" (getting up
+from his knees and holding up the foolscap, which was covered with
+drawings of some mechanical contrivance): "I got thinking about you one
+day and your illness, and that you ought to stay on deck all you could,
+and to have the right kind of chair, and suddenly this idea hit me right
+on the head, and I got out my pencil and started in on it. And here it
+is. This is only the rough draught, you understand."</p>
+
+<p>With growing enthusiasm he explained all the details, while Mabel looked
+intently and respectfully at the paper he held, and interjected admiring
+comments: "Isn't it a most wonderful thing? and wasn't it clever of
+husband to think of it?&mdash;but, then, he is always thinking of things.
+Husband has got such a surprising talent for invention, and grasps an
+idea at once."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no, I haven't. I think I could have found out the way to my mouth
+as soon as any other baby, that's all. But this is a lucky hit. I am
+going to have it patented. It's a first-rate thing. This is the way you
+lash it to the mast when you want to; and when you want to move about
+you let down the rollers and fasten them with this hook, and go where
+you please. Twenty-seven changes of position. Why, you can read, eat,
+sleep, ride, get married, run for Congress, die, and be buried in that
+chair, if you want to!" he said, by way of final recommendation.</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, but I don't wish to die. I would rather live," said Miss
+Noel, laughing cheerfully for the first time since her illness. "And did
+you really design it for me? How very kind! I must really try to get it
+worked out, if you think it will answer, as of course you do."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, don't you bother your head about that," he replied. "I worked it
+all out one night, and set a smart carpenter at it the next morning
+before breakfast. And it's a perfect success. And I've got it down at
+the hotel, ready for you. I'm coming up here to put you in it and take
+you down to the steamer myself."</p>
+
+<p>Sir Robert and Mr. Heathcote now came in (the latter having returned
+from Baltimore an affianced man), and Ethel and Bijou followed, and
+everybody was delighted to see everybody else; and they had so much to
+talk about that Sir Robert almost forgot that he was engaged to preside
+over a children's dinner-party at the house of an intimate friend of the
+De Witts. He hurried off, though; and never had he "looked into" ten
+more charming little faces than brightened on his arrival. The way in
+which he radiated good humor, intelligence, benevolence, told stories
+and jokes that kept the little company shouting with laughter, and
+finally rose and got off an impromptu piece of doggerel with exactly ten
+verses, and each child's name and some peculiarity brought out in a way
+to convulse even mammas and the maids, was as indescribable as
+delightful. I am not sure that he did not enjoy it more than any of the
+grand entertainments that he had been asked to; and as for the children,
+they remember it to this day, although they are on the verge of
+young-ladyhood and at college now and have very serious demands made on
+their memories.</p>
+
+<p>After a pleasant little interval of reunion and various diversions, the
+day<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span> came at last for our English people to leave the country. What they
+felt about this necessity was well expressed for them by Sir Robert in
+the last letter that he wrote before going on the steamer.</p>
+
+<p>"I am glad to turn my face toward the old land, which must always seem
+to me the best of all lands," he said; "but I take with me the
+pleasantest memories of the new. It has been a constant surprise and
+pleasure to me to find how like they are to each other in all
+essentials, greatly as they often seem to differ on the surface. I have
+had a most interesting and delightful tour. Such opportunities of
+observation as have come in my way, and such authentic information as I
+have been able to lay hold of, I have tried to make the most of; but in
+so short a time I could not do more than glean in a field that offers a
+rich harvest to more fortunate travellers. From the moment of landing
+until now I have been made the recipient of a hospitality too generous
+and too flattering to be appropriated to myself in my individual
+capacity. I must either set it down to the good will which Americans
+feel toward England when not irritated and repelled by the insolent and
+overbearing among us,&mdash;who have done more to make a breach between the
+two peoples than you would fancy, and inflicted wounds that all the
+ambassadors and public-dinner fine speeches cannot heal,&mdash;or to that
+true politeness which Americans observe in the most casual relations,
+and the immense, apparently inexhaustible kindness which it is their
+habit to show to strangers. I find in them a certain spontaneity and
+affectionateness that has quite won my heart."</p>
+
+<p>To the credit of Mr. Ketchum be it said that if Miss Noel had been made
+of cobwebs she could have been safely transported in his invention to
+the steamer. This feat was comfortably achieved, at all events, and Mr.
+Ketchum, having superintended it, left Miss Noel in the chair on deck;
+and there were kisses and embraces between the ladies, a hurried rush to
+the wharf, and the steamer moved out, with Miss Noel crying softly, and
+saying, "Dear, dear Bijou! Dear America! How good they have been to me!"
+and Ethel and Sir Robert hanging over the side; and ashore the Browns,
+the doctor, Mr. Heathcote, the De Witts, and Mr. Ketchum and Mabel
+looking earnestly at them and waving their adieux.</p>
+
+<p>"You'll find a couple of barrels of pecans at your place. I forgot to
+tell you. Good-by! good-by! Call again!" shouted Mr. Ketchum. And then,
+turning to his wife, he said, "Don't you wish you were going home, too?"</p>
+
+<p>Mabel stopped to straighten little Jared Ponsonby's hat and settle his
+curls, somewhat disordered by the wind from the river. Then she turned a
+face full of sweet content toward her husband; her simple and serious
+look met his twinkling, bantering one for a moment. "No, dearest," she
+said, as she took his arm and walked away. "You know that I don't. You
+are my home."</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>The Ketchums went back to Fairfield, and spent the two years that
+followed very happily and quite uneventfully in that simple round of
+duties and pleasures which the foolish find so dull and the wise would
+not exchange for any other. And not the least agreeable feature of this
+life was what was known as "the English letters," although this really
+included books, music, photographs, sketches, and a great variety of
+things, from the J. pens that came for Mrs. Vane and the larding-needles
+that housewifely Mabel had coveted that she might "set a proper fowl
+before husband," up to packages of a disgraceful size and bulk addressed
+to Mr. Ketchum in Sir Robert's hand. Sir Robert was a regular and
+delightful correspondent; Miss Noel and Ethel were equally kind about
+writing; Mrs. Sykes sent a very characteristic epistle or two to the
+family after her return, and then let "silence like a poultice" come to
+heal the blows she had inflicted.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you hear from that idiotic young Ramsay?" "How is Ramsay
+opening the American oyster?" "What<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span> of poor Mr. Ramsay?" "Is Mr. Ramsay
+coming back to England?" were questions often asked by these
+correspondents; and Mr. Ketchum was able to give some account of that
+fascinating fortune-seeker.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Ramsay wrote to him occasionally, which was the more flattering
+because he repeatedly said in these productions that he "hated doing a
+letter most tremendously," and very truly remarked that "the worst of it
+is that you've got to be thinking what to say, which is an awful bore,
+and ten to one the pen is bad, and spelling takes a lot out of you if
+you are not used to looking up the words." Whether, "not being a
+literary chap," he would have written to Mr. Ketchum at all had not the
+Ketchum and Brown properties marched and the two families been good
+friends is one of those nice questions which it is hard to decide. His
+letters were headed "Out in the Bush" at first, and were full of the
+adventures and amusements that his novel surroundings afforded him. Then
+came more sober epistles from "The Ranch," with a good deal in them
+about "these dirty brutes of Mexicans and ignorant cowboys," the long,
+dull days, the doubts that had begun to agitate him as to the
+possibility of getting the millions that had seemed almost within his
+grasp in London out of "old Brown's farm." Finally, after a long
+silence, Job got a letter one day, written in pencil, that betrayed the
+deepest depression and most utter disgust. He had "come an awful cropper
+from a mustang," and been laid up for three months; his money was all
+gone; he could get nothing to do. "I tried to get a clerkship in a
+'country store' before I got my fall," he explained, "though if I have
+got to that I had better go back to England, where those fellows get a
+half-holiday on Saturdays and lots of bank holidays, and are in
+civilization at least. Perhaps if the governor saw me with a quill
+behind my ear, or riding down to the city on top of a 'bus, smoking a
+pipe, he'd do something for me for the honor of the family. But he's in
+a beastly humor now, and wouldn't send me a fiver to save my life. He
+says that I'm not worth my salt anywhere, and that he washes his hands
+of me. And Bill has taken to patronizing me so tremendously that I'd
+starve rather than ask his help. So I must just stick it out here, I
+suppose, unless you meant what you said when we parted, and will help me
+to get back home, where I have friends, a brother-in-law especially, an
+awfully good sort of fellow, that would stick to a fellow through thick
+and thin, no matter what other fellows said of him. There's a lot of
+'fellows' in this last sentence, but I never was a clever fellow&mdash;I had
+better stop. I am getting worse mixed up than ever."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Ketchum's reply to this was a short, cordial, hearty note, enclosing
+a check for five hundred dollars, telling Mr. Ramsay to draw upon him
+for more if he needed it, bidding him keep "a stiff upper lip," and
+advising him to stop at Fairfield <i>en route</i> to England and see if there
+wasn't some better way out of his difficulties. About two weeks after
+this Mr. Ramsay walked into Mr. Ketchum's office and almost wrung his
+hand off, "Awfully kind of you," "awfully glad to see you," "awfully
+good news to tell you," was poured out as in one breath by the bronzed,
+thin, but still beautiful Englishman, whose illness had given a last and
+quite irresistible charm of spirituality to his handsome face.</p>
+
+<p>"Sit down, man, and tell us all about it," said Mr. Ketchum, when he had
+given him an embrace half real, half theatrical. "Delighted to see
+<i>you</i>, if it comes to that."</p>
+
+<p>"Here's that check you sent me," said Mr. Ramsay, going straight to his
+point, as usual. "I never got it cashed, because I got by the very same
+post good news from England. My great-aunt Maxwell is dead at Bath and
+has left me all her money, twenty thousand pounds. Isn't it the luckiest
+fluke that ever was? But all the same it is a kindness that I shan't
+forget. You are an awfully good sort to have done it. Most fellows would
+have seen me in Halifax<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span> first, you know. And if ever you want a friend
+you'll know where to find him, that's all. Only fancy all this money
+falling in when I hadn't a penny and was in perfect despair! Such luck!
+And such a fluke, as I have said. You see, it was all to have been
+Bill's. He has always been my aunt's favorite, though at first it was to
+have been divided between us; only when I was a little chap I blew off
+the tail of her parrot with a bunch of fire-crackers. Haw! haw! haw! I
+was never allowed there afterward, and she hated the very name of me.
+She and Bill have hit it off together so well that he never had the
+least fear of me stepping in. But on last Valentine's Day it seems that
+she got an awfully cocky, cheeky valentine of an old maid putting on a
+wig and painting her face, and it had the Stoke-Pogis post-mark, and she
+took it into her head that Bill had sent it, flew into a most awful
+rage, and sent for her solicitor and changed her will. And then, most
+fortunate thing, she died that night, and couldn't make another."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you are a doting nephew, upon my word," said Job.</p>
+
+<p>"It is no use of me being a hypocrite and going about looking cut up and
+pretending that I am sorry when I am not," replied Mr. Ramsay. "I
+haven't seen her for years, and she was nasty to me even when I was a
+child, and she was a regular old cat, and no good to herself or anybody
+else. I don't see why I should pull a long face and turn crocodile
+because she made me her heir to spite Bill, though it comes in most
+beautifully for me. I don't mean to keep it all, though I could swell it
+considerably if I did. It would be a dirty thing to do, for Bill has
+been brought up to expect it and didn't send the valentine at all. I
+shall go halves with him; that seems fair all round." Mr. Ketchum agreed
+with him, and Mr. Ramsay went on to make further confidences, in which
+it appeared that he still cared for Miss Brown, and had "thought an
+awful lot about her," and now rejoiced to find himself in a position to
+address her if she was still free. Tom Price, coming in, could scarcely
+announce that the buggy was at the door for goggling at Mr. Ramsay. The
+two men drove rapidly out to Fairfield, talking all the way, and Mr.
+Ramsay stared very hard at the Brown mansion and grounds, and got a
+pretty welcome from Mabel that warmed his heart not a little. What he
+said to Bijou in an interview that evening of four hours is no business
+of ours.</p>
+
+<p>It began after quite formal greetings with, "Do you know that you are
+looking most awfully well, Miss Brown?" on his part.</p>
+
+<p>"You didn't dream that I cared for you, did you?" said Bijou toward its
+close, anxious to reassure herself upon a point that had made the last
+two years a bitterness to her.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, I did. I twigged that long ago," replied he. "That is why I
+cut my stick so suddenly. I couldn't support a wife then, and I wasn't
+goin' to be thought a fortune-hunter, you know." It must have been that
+he was forgiven the sentimental blunder that is worse than a crime,&mdash;a
+want of frankness,&mdash;or how else could they have been married in six
+weeks and sailed for England? Mr. Alfred Brown, being in California, did
+not witness this ceremony, but Mr. Ketchum did, and "a large and
+fashionable company of the <i>&eacute;lite</i> of Kalsing" (<i>vide</i> the local paper).
+And did not Mr. Ketchum give the groom a pair of trotting-horses that
+afterward attracted much attention in Hyde Park? and did not Mr. Brown
+present the bride with a considerable fortune on her wedding-day, which
+her husband insisted should be set apart for her exclusive use and
+control?</p>
+
+<p>"Haven't you got any other name than Bijou?" he said to her. "That is a
+most absurd name. Bijou Ramsay. What will my people say?"</p>
+
+<p>"I was baptized Ellen," said she, "but I have never been called that."</p>
+
+<p>"Ellen? A nice, sensible name. I shall call you that," he replied, and
+kept his word.</p>
+
+<p>And so the immigrant, who thought<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span> he had left England forever, went
+home in a little while and is living there now in inglorious ease and
+somewhat enervating luxury, while Mr. Heathcote, who thought that he was
+coming out for a short visit and couldn't possibly live out of England,
+is already more than half an American, a successful, practical farmer,
+and, it may be added, a happy man. "Heart's Content" has been
+renaissanced, papered, tiled, <i>porti&egrave;red</i>, utterly transformed, and is
+thought quite a show-place now and much admired; but there are some
+persons who liked it better when it was only an old-fashioned Virginian
+home, before their mahogany majesties the old furniture, and those
+courtly commoners Anne Buller and her brothers, had been swept away with
+all the other cumbering antiquities.</p>
+
+<p>Sir Robert is now looking into the military, monastic, and baronial
+architecture of the medi&aelig;val period on the Continent, and goes next year
+to Japan to begin the exhaustive researches which are to culminate in
+his next book, the "Lives of the Mikados."</p>
+
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">F. C. Baylor.</span></p>
+
+
+<h4>[THE END.]</h4>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="THE_TRUTH_ABOUT_DOGS" id="THE_TRUTH_ABOUT_DOGS"></a>THE TRUTH ABOUT DOGS.</h2>
+
+
+<p>I am about to do a very unpopular thing,&mdash;namely, to write realistically
+about the dog and to protest mildly against the extravagant and
+sentimental way of writing about him which has become so fashionable and
+which threatens to make him a veritable fetich. The intolerance of his
+worshippers has already attained a height of dogmatism (the pun is
+hardly a conscious one) which is truly theologic. I have been made
+aware, when expressing dissent or a low measure of faith, of an
+ill-concealed scorn, such as curls the lip of a Boston liberal or lights
+the eye of a "Hard-Shell" or a Covenanter when any one ventures to
+differ from him.</p>
+
+<p>The theory is gravely advanced of a dog heaven,&mdash;not confined to the
+poor Indian, whose paradise consists of happy hunting-grounds, where, of
+course, he will need his faithful hound to keep him company. The main
+argument of white men is generally found to be the superiority of canine
+virtue over the human. Whether the word "cynic" originates from a
+similar source I will not undertake to say; but I have more than half a
+suspicion that such talk proceeds rather from a prejudice against men
+than a genuine enthusiasm for dogs. This was doubtless the feeling of
+the Frenchman who said, "<i>Plus je connais l'homme, plus je pr&eacute;f&egrave;re le
+chien.</i>" As to any argument drawn from the need of compensation
+elsewhere for privation endured on earth, however it might hold
+concerning the ancient dog, there is no foundation for the claim now;
+for verily the modern dog hath his portion in this life,&mdash;and a double
+one, too.</p>
+
+<p>I am impelled by no fanatical zeal, and have no creed or cult of my own
+to vindicate. I am influenced only by a noble love of truth and a
+sublime sense of duty in arraying myself with the despised
+minority,&mdash;perhaps I may say by a sense of fair play for the "under
+dog." I do not ask the <i>kynolatrist</i> to "call off his dogs" altogether:
+I merely ask him to allow those who do not share his enthusiasm to pass
+by on the other side without his setting the dogs upon them. I would
+recall to the sentimentalist who goes on repeating his stock phrases
+and, perhaps, like Mr. Winkle, pretending an enthusiasm which he does
+not feel, the wholesome advice of Dr. Johnson,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span> "Sir, free your mind of
+cant." Canon Farrar tells of a gentleman who was seated in the
+smoking-room of an English hotel when a dog entered. He became violently
+agitated, so that a waiter had to bend over and whisper to him, "It's a
+real dog." The poor fellow was subject to a form of delirium tremens
+which caused him to see imaginary dogs. I fear the disease is epidemic
+and is on the increase. I would kindly recall the public mind to the
+real dog. At least, I would suggest that the other side be heard; for
+those who have had most to say on the subject seem to me to exhibit a
+one-sided habit of mind, analogous to the manner of running observable
+in their favorites.</p>
+
+<p>It is difficult to trace the origin of this new theology, the apotheosis
+of the Dog. It is certainly altogether un-Biblical. The whole tenor of
+Scripture is decidedly uncomplimentary to the species. It is even
+proclaimed as a new commandment, "Beware of dogs." They are everywhere
+presented as the symbol of all that is unclean, noisy, greedy, and
+dangerous. The nearest to a compliment I can find is the saying that "a
+living dog is better than a dead lion." The only good deed recorded of
+them is that of licking the wounds of poor Lazarus. When Hazael would
+express in the strongest terms his incapability of the most shocking
+conduct, he asks, "Is thy servant a dog, that he should do this thing?"
+Job seems to have felt that he could say nothing more scathing of
+certain persons who derided him than that "their fathers I would have
+disdained to set with the dogs of my flock." Instead of a dog heaven, we
+are told that one of the bright distinctions and blessed securities of
+the New Jerusalem will be that "without are dogs."</p>
+
+<p>Nor would it seem to be a religion of nature. I find little, if any,
+more respect shown to the species in mythology,&mdash;the nearest to an
+apotheosis being the assignment of the janitorship of hell to a dog with
+three heads. Egyptian mythology found it convenient to have a dog-headed
+man&mdash;Anubis&mdash;as the attendant of Isis and Osiris. The <i>cynocephali</i>
+whom the Egyptians venerated were more properly baboons: so that their
+dog heaven, one might say, was only such on its face.</p>
+
+<p>Language is the amber which preserves the thought of man. We need not
+dig far into the etymological strata to be impressed by the unenviable
+place which the dog has made for himself in the tradition and experience
+of our race. The name itself, and still more its variations, such as
+cur, hound, puppy, and whelp, are anything but complimentary when
+applied to mankind; and its derivatives, such as "dogged" and
+"doggerel," are not of dignified suggestion. And, mark you, these
+associations with the names do not seem to "let go," any more than the
+dog itself from his bone.</p>
+
+<p>The dog slipped into literature at a very early date after the Fall, but
+slunk about with his tail between his legs, as it were, and was kicked
+and cursed with entire unanimity. It is difficult to say just when his
+dogship began to stand up on his hind legs in literature. He has little
+or no classical standing. The dog of Ulysses is, I believe, a solitary
+instance. Shakespeare's "view" comes out in Lear's climacteric
+execration of his "dog-hearted daughters." Sir Henry Holland once lost a
+bet of a guinea owing to his failure to find a dog kindly spoken of by
+Shakespeare. Milton for the most part sublimely passes them by, except
+to embellish his "portress at hell's gate" with a canine appendix.
+Goethe's aversion to them is well known. Old Dr. Watts is an authority
+on moral traits, and the best word he has for them is that "dogs delight
+to bark and bite, for 'tis their nature to."</p>
+
+<p>Let it not be supposed that I altogether endorse this apparent
+conspiracy of the ages to give the dog a bad name,&mdash;always supposing
+that he did not himself furnish the bad name to literature. I am not
+impervious to advanced thought, and I like to see fair play. When a dog
+is down, and everybody is down on him, he ought to be let up. It is no
+wonder that a reaction set in, as will always be the case in extremes,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span>
+and, as usual, to the opposite extreme. English literature experienced
+about the beginning of this century an invasion of shepherd kings, such
+as Walter Scott, Christopher North, the Ettrick Shepherd, and the like,
+who brought with them a great gust of outdoor air, and with it a
+renaissance of the dog. But the great apostle of the new movement was
+the late Dr. John Brown, of Edinburgh, whose famous "Rab and his
+Friends" has inoculated the reading public with something which might be
+called a species of <i>rabies</i>. This charming writer reminds me of certain
+gentle inhabitants of the asylum, who have so identified themselves in
+imagination with dogs that they greet you with a bark.</p>
+
+<p>We owe a debt of gratitude to these amiable enthusiasts for their
+demurrers to the one-sided verdict of history and for their discoveries
+of exceptional dogs and of exceptional traits in the canine character.
+For are we not bidden, "if there be <i>any</i> virtue, and if there be any
+praise," to "think on these things"?</p>
+
+<p>We do think of them, and we are grateful. We do not, to be sure, find
+ourselves starting off incontinently to the dog-fancier's in order to
+present our wife with a poodle or to transform our quiet premises into a
+howling wilderness, but we think better of the world as a place to live
+in, and we have a higher sense of the charity and patience of human
+nature. Nevertheless, while yielding to none in my tender feeling for
+dear Dr. Brown and his gentle fellow-kynophilists, I am not prepared to
+obey the new commandment which this new canine gospel inculcates, "Love
+me, love my dog."</p>
+
+<p>Probably my personal acquaintance with the species has been unfortunate,
+but I have not happened to meet with these superhuman creatures. I once
+tried, in my extreme childhood, to make a pet of a Newfoundland pup of
+high degree; but the little brute sickened and killed himself one day by
+eating a mess of the foulest refuse. In the village where I lived there
+was a crabbed little hump-backed tailor, whose house and shop were on a
+corner, and with him lived a vicious yellow bull-dog. It was a question
+which was the most unpopular and the most obnoxious <i>b&ecirc;te noire</i> with
+the villagers. We boys took a fearful delight in stealthily approaching
+the little tailor's back door in the evening, and then, with a sudden
+shout, taking to our heels around the corner, whereat the yellow fiend
+would burst out after us, with "Bunky" close behind.</p>
+
+<p>The only other dog in our village of which I have any recollection was a
+great animal, facetiously known as a watch-dog, whose mission it was to
+lie in wait behind the house of the man he owned, and, as soon as he
+heard a step upon the gravel walk or the tinkle of the door-bell, to
+dart out upon the intruder with a howl and a spring. The result was that
+one day my father, the most quiet and respectable of men, in attempting
+to pay a friendly visit, was set upon, knocked down, throttled, and, but
+for timely rescue, would probably have fallen a victim to the habits of
+this hospitable mansion. And from that day he left his friends to their
+preference of companions. My own experiences of the premises were such
+that I followed for once the paternal example, in giving them a wide
+berth.</p>
+
+<p>My social footsteps have always been guided by a knowledge of the
+kennel, as well as of the house. Even as the pastor of a human flock, I
+confess that I have many a time stood at men's gates balancing the
+question of duty or safety before I girded up a martyr spirit and
+resolved to enter. Not that I loved the sheep and lambs less, but that I
+hated their growling, leaping, four-footed favorites more.</p>
+
+<p>It is not a mere question of wisdom or of taste, this prevalence and
+idolatry of dogs. If it were only an amiable weakness, and a matter
+affecting the person indulging it, some such form of image-worship as
+the rage for bric-&agrave;-brac and old china, I should not take the trouble to
+enter my protest. But hath not a dog teeth? Hath not a dog great, dirty
+paws, a venomous and fiery tongue, and a throat which is the organ of
+all<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span> discords? Hath he not feet which can carry his unpleasantnesses
+into other people's presence, perhaps deposit them on your lap, or cause
+you to stumble and be offended and made weak by standing in your way? An
+ideal dog, a china dog, a dog behind a picture-frame, the dog of
+literature, are not without their &aelig;sthetic side,&mdash;are certainly things
+to be let alone. But the realistic, vigorously vital, intrusively
+affectionate, or faithfully suspicious dog can no more be "let alone"
+than could Mr. Jefferson Davis and his rebellious States once upon a
+time, for the simple reason that he will not let us alone. It is as
+curious an exhibition of human nature to note the surprise which always
+seizes the owner when one of these "faithful" creatures bites any of his
+friends and neighbors as is the proverbial incapacity of the householder
+to admit the existence of malaria on his premises. A little friend of
+mine who can hardly toddle, while visiting with his parents, was
+recently sprung upon by a great house-dog and bitten seriously in the
+cheek. And the philosophical explanation, which ought to have been
+highly satisfactory, was, "The dog dislikes children, but has never been
+known to hurt grown people"!</p>
+
+<p>I have alluded to the testimony of Scripture concerning dogs. Herein, at
+least, Science is in accord with Revelation. It tells us that there is
+nothing in the osteology of this family (<i>Canid&aelig;</i>) to distinguish the
+domestic dog from the wolf or fox or jackal. His "brain-cavity is
+small," his strong point being "his powerful muscles of mastication."
+His "sense of taste is dull and coarse." He is "not as cleanly in his
+habits as the cat." He is "not courageous in proportion to his
+strength." Let me illustrate this last point by what I saw this
+afternoon. A dog about as large and strong as a young lion was barking
+vigorously behind a low fence at a cat, who sat serenely on the other
+side, meeting his Bombastes Furioso plunges at the intervening pickets
+with a contemptuous hiss and an occasional buffet with her claw upon his
+muzzle. I have yet to see a dog that dares attack my goat of a year
+old, except when he is harnessed to his wagon. They are not, however,
+afraid of sheep. And they are much more clear in their minds about
+attacking children than strong men with clubs. A man is safe before them
+in proportion as he is not in fear. They know a coward at once, with all
+a coward's instinct.</p>
+
+<p>Another little peculiarity of this family in all its branches is the
+hydrophobia, an accomplishment which they are very generous in
+imparting, and which is to be taken into account in estimating their
+usefulness.</p>
+
+<p>Cuvier, however, puts forward the ingenious claim&mdash;worthy of the Buckle
+and Taine type of scientific speculators, who are never so happy as when
+they think they have accounted for the world without the hypothesis of a
+God, and who naturally catch at an opportunity of reading that name
+backward (or the name Dog backward, whichever you like)&mdash;that "the dog
+was necessary to the establishment of human society." This startling
+dogma of the new kynolatry is a good illustration of the way in which
+this class of theorists persist in putting the cart before the horse.
+The truth is that man was necessary to the establishment of canine
+society. Except as human skill and patience subdued, trained, and
+developed the dog, the latter was incapable of rising, and was one of
+man's most dangerous foes,&mdash;the fox robbing his hen-roosts and
+grape-vines, the wolf eating him and his children, and the jackal and
+hyena picking his bones and rifling his grave. The same ridiculous claim
+of being the corner-stone of human society has been made by some
+wiseacre in behalf of the goat. The plain truth is that only one animal
+can justly lay claim to such a distinction. At the threshold of human
+society and civilization lies the slimy figure of the snake, who
+persuaded man to purchase knowledge at the cost of innocence, a lesson
+which has been learned by heart and been worked out in all the "history
+of civilization," for verily "the trail of the serpent is over it
+still."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Few persons realize the comparative un-worth of the dog. There is even a
+hazy notion in most minds that he is to be classed with the horse, the
+cow, the sheep, and the gentle swine, that he is entitled to lift up his
+voice with the morn-saluting cock, or to roam with the mouse-disturbing
+cat, or with that patient pair, the harnessed billy- and the lactiferous
+nanny-goat.<a name="FNanchor_A_1" id="FNanchor_A_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_A_1" class="fnanchor">[A]</a> Hence an enormous revenue is required for his support.
+For example, we are told that "the dogs in Iowa eat enough annually to
+feed a hundred thousand workmen, and cost the State nine million
+dollars, or double the education of all its children." I should like to
+know how many of these costly and pampered creatures earn their salt.
+They toil not, they spin not, they contribute neither food nor wool nor
+"power." There are extreme cases where they have proved serviceable for
+defence and special purposes. The Laplanders are forced to make shift
+with them in default of better draught-animals. There was a time when
+the dogs of St. Bernard were a great convenience to the philanthropic
+monks,&mdash;who, by the way, never received one-hundredth part of the credit
+which has been lavished by the sentimentalists upon their half-automaton
+assistants. The slave-hunters have found the race still more serviceable
+for their ends. On great moors and lonely mountains and in the
+exigencies of frontier-life, the shepherd, the hunter, and the pioneer
+have turned them to account.</p>
+
+<p>Far be it from me to disparage their assistance in these exceptional
+instances and in others which might be named. The dog, like the bull or
+the frogs of Egypt, is good in his place. But it does not follow that we
+should have a bull in every door-yard, nor that it was an advantage to
+the land of Egypt to be covered with frogs in-doors and out. The notion
+that a dog is needful for defence in settled, civilized communities is
+on a par with the delusion that a man is safer for carrying a loaded
+pistol, more harm being done to honest people, and even to those of them
+who resort to fire-arms, than to their enemies. One needs only to
+consider the dogs of one's own neighborhood and compare the number of
+burglars they have routed with the number of children or innocent
+passers-by they have scared or bitten. My experience convinces me that
+more houses and hen roosts are robbed where there are dogs than where
+there are none. And it is easily explained. People who have a blind
+trust in watch-dogs cease to watch for themselves. Moreover, the false
+alarms of the dog are so numerous, and his barking so indiscriminating
+of the difference between friend and foe, and even between real and
+imaginary persons, that his owner soon ceases to take note of them. For
+who is going to get up every time the dog barks in the night? The dog
+is, of course, one of the conditions to be provided for in the burglar's
+plan. But when he has silenced, overpowered, or eluded the watch, he has
+turned the defence over to his own side, and proceeds with a special
+sense of security.</p>
+
+<p>At all events, I do not find that dogs are chiefly kept by those who
+most need to be defended, but rather by the strong and by persons living
+in closely-settled neighborhoods. Nor do I find that people affect dogs
+at all in the ratio or for the sake of the protection, but for the
+amusement which they afford, as something to be taken care of as pets
+rather than to take care of them.</p>
+
+<p>The watch-dog is an admirable protection<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span> from one's friends. What a
+boon he is to the misanthrope! What an isolation reigns about the home,
+especially in the evening, where a real savage beast stands guard,
+roaming in the shadows or clanking his chain beside the path! The
+ingenious Mr. Quilp turned this fact to fine account, as he escorted
+Sampson Brass to the door of his counting-house on a dark night:</p>
+
+<p>"Be careful how you go, my dear friend. There's a dog in the lane. He
+bit a man last night, and a woman the night before, and last Tuesday he
+killed a child; but that was in play. Don't go too near him."</p>
+
+<p>"Which side of the road is he, sir?" asked Brass, in great dismay.</p>
+
+<p>"He lives on the right hand," said Quilp, "but sometimes he hides on the
+left, ready for a spring. He's uncertain in that respect. Mind you take
+care of yourself. I'll never forgive you if you don't."</p>
+
+<p>An exceedingly social institution, the watch-dog, and a delightful
+attraction to one's visitors and would-be callers. A <i>watch</i>-dog indeed;
+for is he not the one thing to be on the watch for, now that the day of
+spring-guns and man-traps is past?</p>
+
+<p>It is all very well for Byron to rhapsodize about "the watch-dog's
+honest bark," and to think it "sweet" when it "bays deep-mouthed welcome
+as we draw near home;" but when one has got inside of that home and gone
+to bed, and wants to sleep off his fatigue, it is not always so sweet to
+have some neighbor's watch-dog keeping up a dishonest bark at everything
+and nothing half through the night. As to the moral quality of the
+noise, the only honest bark is that of the mosquito, who is too sincere
+either to attack you without warning or to give a false alarm. I have
+thrown my share of boot-jacks and other missiles at the nightly cat, and
+with some small measure of success; but what boot-jack will reach the
+howling mastiff domiciled several doors off, and whose owner says in
+effect, "Boot me, boot my dog," or the converse? And what an "aid to
+reflection," which Coleridge never conceived of, is that wretched
+little whelp that explodes under my study window at the critical moment
+of intellectual inspiration, like a pack of animated fire-crackers! Who
+shall pretend to set off the occasional service which the canine voice
+has rendered to man against the long and varied agonies which it has
+inflicted on our race? Emerson has a fine touch of nature, which will go
+to many a heart, when he enumerates among the recollected experiences of
+childhood "the fear of dogs." Goethe's aversion to dogs, already alluded
+to, seems to have been based chiefly upon their noisiness at night.
+Charles Reade had a habit of hitting the nail on the head, and never
+showed it more pithily than when he answered "Ouida's" application for a
+name for her new pet poodle: "Call it Tonic, for it is sure to be a
+mixture of bark, steal, and whine."</p>
+
+<p>As to poodles and pugs, it is difficult for the masculine "man of
+letters" to write. Fortunately, no member of my family has thus far
+evinced any symptom of the poodle mania, so akin to the singular malady
+which reduced poor Titania to the abject adoration of ass-headed Bottom.
+Therefore any repugnance (this is purely an <i>ex post facto</i> pun) on my
+part cannot be attributed to jealousy. I feel that I cannot be too
+thankful not to be numbered among the unhappy husbands indicated by the
+following recent incident:</p>
+
+<p>"Hello, old man!" said a gentleman to a friend, "what's that you've got
+under your coat?"</p>
+
+<p>"That," was the sad reply, as he brought it forth, "is my wife's little
+pug dog."</p>
+
+<p>"What are you going to do with him? Take him somewhere and drown him?"</p>
+
+<p>"I wish I might," earnestly responded the gentleman, fetching a sigh.
+"No, I am not going to drown him. My wife is having a new spring suit
+made to harmonize with Beauty, as she is pleased to call the disgusting
+little brute, and I am on my way to a dry-goods store to match him for
+half a yard more of material."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Ladies will pay as much as ten dollars a week for the board of a poodle
+in summer. And here is a specimen order at the inn wherein his puppyship
+is taking his ease:</p>
+
+<p>"Room No. 122.&mdash;To the clerk of &mdash;&mdash; Hotel: Please send to my room, for
+the use of my little pet 'Watch,' a choice porter-house steak, cooked
+rare, and two chicken-wings, and charge to account of Mrs. &mdash;&mdash;."</p>
+
+<p>But it is not always practicable to take our "dumb companions" with us
+in our travels. Accordingly, the following advertisement is said to have
+been recently inserted in the papers:</p>
+
+<p>"Wanted, by a lady, a careful man to look after the house and be company
+for her dog during her absence in Europe."</p>
+
+<p>I myself lately witnessed a suggestive scene in a drawing-room car at
+the Grand Central D&eacute;p&ocirc;t. A portly old gentleman of opulent appearance
+was stepping aboard with his daughter (or wife?), a fine specimen of
+Amazonian beauty, accompanied by a third member of the family, a yellow
+and dirty-looking little pug with its hair in its eyes. But, alas! the
+latter was arrested at the platform, according to rule, and was being
+conveyed to the baggage-car. I have no power to picture the blazing
+indignation of his devoted mistress, or the eloquent storm with which
+she assailed the officials, or the undignified haste and distress of
+mind into which the old gentleman was thrown in his part of negotiator
+between the contending parties. The lady was inconsolable and
+inexorable. She would not go without her beloved. She would <i>never</i>
+subject him to the discomfort and indignity of the baggage-car. She
+would "rather ride in the common car" herself. How the case was settled
+I did not see. She left the hateful drawing-room car with her packages
+and her papa(?). Whether she abandoned her tour, or went into the
+baggage-car to share the shame and sorrow of her poodle, or whether a
+compromise was effected in favor of the "common car," I never
+ascertained, I trust she was not the lady of Baltimore who last summer
+went insane and tried to kill herself on account of the death of her pet
+dog.</p>
+
+<p>And this leads me to make a point in favor of dogs, at least so far as
+their claim to being "so human" is concerned. There has been supposed to
+be nothing more distinctive of human nature than its propensity to
+suicide, arising from its capacity, as it rises in civilization and
+enlightenment, of finding out that life is not worth living. But a
+number of well-authenticated cases have come to my observation which
+show that the dog is rapidly learning this supreme accomplishment. A dog
+at Warwick, New York, whose master had neglected him for a new-comer,
+became morose and sulky, took to watching the railway-trains with great
+interest, and one day threw himself under a passing car and was crushed
+to death. Another, in Marseilles, whose owner had avoided him from fear
+of hydrophobia, and which had been driven from the door of a friend of
+his master, ran straight for the river and plunged in, never to rise
+till he was dead. A Newfoundland dog on the relief-ship Bear, and two or
+three of the Esquimaux dogs belonging to the relief expedition, drowned
+themselves deliberately, after showing great depression for several
+days. Dr. Lauder Lindsay, in his "Mind in the Lower Animals," tells of a
+Newfoundland that, being refused an accustomed outing with the children
+and being playfully whipped with a handkerchief, took it so deeply to
+heart that he went and drowned himself by resolutely holding his head
+under water in a shallow ditch.</p>
+
+<p>But, seriously, it is a nice psychological question whether there is
+something human about dogs, or something canine about men. At any rate,
+it may well be asked whether it is really the dog-nature which attracts
+us, and not rather a somewhat of the human in the brute. For when we see
+the dog in the man we are repelled.</p>
+
+<p>The above is undoubtedly the most honorable, if not the most obvious,
+reason why the dog has succeeded in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span> winning the companionship, and even
+the affection, of so large a portion of mankind. Another reason lies in
+the fact that, as a dog, he has been wonderfully improved. There is no
+denying that he comes of a bad stock. As already intimated, his "family"
+includes, besides himself, the wolf, the fox, and the jackal, with the
+hyena as a sort of step-brother. But he has proved himself "the flower
+of the family," and, like all flowers, he has been "cultivated" and
+developed, differentiated in species, till a grand bench-show will
+display all the varieties, from little fluff balls, "small enough to put
+in your waistcoat-pocket," to the splendid deerhound, valued at ten
+thousand dollars, with his "silver-gray hair, muscular flanks, and calm,
+resolute eyes." I shall never forget coming suddenly, in the streets of
+Montgomery, Alabama, upon one of the veritable bloodhounds which were
+employed once upon a time in tracking fugitive slaves. His dimensions
+were beyond all my previous conceptions of the canine race. He impressed
+me rather as an institution than an animal. And as he stood across my
+path in a statuesque repose, with his red tongue and massive jaws, and a
+slumbering fire in his eye, I conceived a new idea and even admiration
+of "brute force."</p>
+
+<p>The intelligence of the dog has also been developed, notwithstanding the
+smallness of his brain and his natural inferiority in this respect to
+many other animals, until he has almost rivalled the feats of the
+learned pig and the industrious fleas. His moral character must be
+admitted to have shown itself capable of great development, despite the
+recent effort of writers like Mr. Robert Louis Stevenson to prove that
+he develops chiefly the worst and meanest traits of human nature. His
+capacity for hero-worship and his patience under ill usage from the one
+who has mastered him are conspicuous. He has a sublime indifference to
+that master's moral character, however, being as subservient to Bill
+Sykes or Daniel Quilp as to Leatherstocking or Dr. John Brown himself.
+This fidelity to me does not imply that he may not be highly
+treacherous to others, just as his protective value to me is in
+proportion to his savage and perilous possibilities to the not-me.
+Therefore I ought not to insist that my lovers must love my dog also. I
+should rather estimate their steadfast affection for me all the more on
+his account.</p>
+
+<p>It is argued by the dog-haters that we must not judge the whole vast and
+varied race of <i>Canid&aelig;</i> from a few exceptional individuals and
+highly-cultivated breeds. But it may be retorted that neither are all
+men Shakespeares and St. Augustines. The credit is so much the greater
+to those of the species which have overcome the disadvantages of a low
+and repulsive origin. None the less, however, will a strict veracity of
+mind and speech be careful not to generalize too sweepingly from a few
+particulars, and also not to make too indiscriminate and imperious a
+demand upon other people's enthusiasm. Especially will it be unwise for
+the friends of the dog to persist in their attempt to exalt him by
+depreciating man, inasmuch as man is the party to be won over to their
+way of thinking. Man has, unfortunately, been endowed by his Creator
+with a notion of his superiority even to the hound and the terrier, and
+naturally winces at the comparison, and is in danger of being thrown to
+the other extreme. I myself am able to present these considerations thus
+dispassionately as a friend of humanity rather than a foe to caninity;
+but all are not favored with a judicial spirit.</p>
+
+<p>I suspect, in fact, that this inclining of our race to these brute
+servitors is largely due to the same cause which promotes the love of
+"horse-flesh." Man must assert his dominion over the brutes. He wants
+some tangible evidence, always beside him and running at his heels, of
+his superiority to something. It is a great upholder of his
+self-respect. It is so consoling, amid our conscious defeats and
+snubbings by a proud and unmanageable world, to have at hand a
+fellow-creature, strong enough to tear us in pieces, who will grovel at
+our feet, and quail before our eye, and let us laugh at<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span> him while he
+makes a fool of himself at our bidding. Even the most successful and
+superior men find herein a grateful outlet for their surplus
+masterfulness.</p>
+
+<p>But I prefer to ascribe the tender and enthusiastic feeling which men
+have for their dogs not so much to the merits of the latter as to an
+overflowing and supererogatory goodness in the former. The human runs
+readily into the humane. Man is, after all, a loving animal, and is
+disposed to lavish his affection upon all who come into the right
+relation and moral angle with himself. He loves to be munificent as well
+as magnificent, and to be the patron of somebody or something. He has no
+little magnanimity toward such as put themselves in an abject dependence
+upon his honor and justice. He is ready to see all good in those who
+come not in competition with himself. He has a fund of generous
+enthusiasm which finds too little occupation in the world, and is glad
+to find or create an object for it near at hand. So that his dog,
+unconsciously to himself, is seen rather in the reflection of his own
+light. He clothes him with those amiable qualities which superabound in
+his own heart, and attributes to him a fidelity which is really far more
+remarkable on his own side.</p>
+
+<p>Dogs are remarkable for their dreaming capacity. A dog never seems to
+sleep but he dreams, and very likely is quite unable to distinguish his
+waking and sleeping impressions. And is it not altogether probable that
+those who have much to do with them catch the infection, so that they
+view the canine race through a dream-like medium and as slumbering dogs
+are haunted by imaginary flies?</p>
+
+<p>But I fear lest I shall be suspected of having caught at least one
+quality of my subject and of following up this scent at a wearisome
+length. And yet I have not begun to exhaust my theme, and have hardly
+given a glimpse of its many lights and shades. Inasmuch as there is an
+excessive tendency just now to show the lights only, it may have been
+noticed that I have rather emphasized the shades. Perhaps I shall not
+have written in vain if I have succeeded in moderating the present
+<i>kynomania</i>, surpassing in virulence even the &aelig;sthetic craze. The dog is
+having his day now,&mdash;that is clear. I presume it is the order of nature,
+and that we must expect a season in human history when the dog-star will
+rage. But it may not be unseasonable to recommend a slight muzzle to the
+dog-bitten, especially of the literary <i>gens</i>.</p>
+
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">F. N. Zabriskie.</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_A_1" id="Footnote_A_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_A_1"><span class="label">[A]</span></a> By a recent decision of the Supreme Court of Maine, the
+judges standing six to one, it was decided that dogs are not to be
+classed with domestic animals. The learned Court affirms "that they
+retain in great measure their vicious habits, furnish no support to the
+family, add nothing in a legal sense to the wealth of the community, and
+are not inventoried as property of a debtor or dead man's estate, or as
+liable to taxation except under a special provision of the statute; that
+when kept it is for pleasure, or, if any usefulness is obtained from
+them, it is founded upon the ferocity natural to them, by which they are
+made to serve as a watch or for hunting; and that while because of his
+attachment to his master, from which arises a well-founded expectation
+of his return when lost, the law gives the owner the right of
+reclamation, the owner in all other respects has only that qualified
+property in them which he may have in wild animals generally."</p></div>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="RENAS_WARNING" id="RENAS_WARNING"></a>RENA'S WARNING.</h2>
+
+
+<p>"If anything be anything," said Frederick Brent, "the Pennsylvania
+mountains are what Oscar Wilde called them."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you miserable agnostic!" exclaimed his friend Professor
+Helfenstein. "Can you not, in the face of this so beautiful landscape,
+get rid of your eternal subjunctive mood? <i>If</i>, indeed!"</p>
+
+<p>The two men had stopped at a high point on the road they had been
+traversing, and were looking across a fair and fertile valley, flooded
+by the summer-morning sunlight, to the mountains on its western rim.</p>
+
+<p>A slight smile showed Brent's pleasure in arousing his companion's
+indignation.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said he, "my ideas of natural beauty and those of the &aelig;sthetic
+Wilde may be entirely false; or the whole scene may be an optical
+illusion; or&mdash;<i>Rosenduft und Maienblumen</i>, observe me this lovely
+maiden!"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"If anything be anything? You can be positive enough where a pretty girl
+is concerned. She <i>is</i> pretty, though, and as <i>deutsch</i> as her ancestors
+were a century or two ago, when they left the Rhineland and crossed the
+sea. A pure blonde German type. Tacitus would have included her among
+the Non-Suevi."</p>
+
+<p>Their attention had been drawn from the scenery by the approach of a
+young woman and a little boy. The former was above the medium height,
+and was about twenty years old, but the infantile mould of her features
+and the innocent look in her large blue eyes gave strangers a
+bewildering impression that she was somewhere in the neighborhood of
+five. She was charmingly pretty in her way, and her wide-brimmed hat of
+dark straw set off to full advantage the pale golden hue of her braided
+hair and the delicate purity of her complexion.</p>
+
+<p>Brent could not resist the temptation to accost this mild and grave
+young beauty. Stepping forward as she was passing, he lifted his hat,
+and said, "Will you be good enough to tell me the way to the nearest
+encampment of Indians?"</p>
+
+<p>"Indians?" she repeated, with a timid wonder in the tones of her soft
+voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. We are Europeans, travelling in this country, and we should like
+to find some Indians who will help us to hunt buffaloes. Are there many
+buffaloes near here? We haven't seen any sitting on the branches of the
+trees as we came along."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think buffaloes <i>could</i> get up in the trees," said the girl in
+a meekly explanatory manner.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, you don't mean to say that the buffaloes in this country can't
+climb, do you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I never saw a buffalo; but I don't <i>think</i> they can."</p>
+
+<p>She looked despairingly at her small brother, who, having not yet
+reached the age of six years, was unable to afford any help in deciding
+a question in zoology.</p>
+
+<p>"This is very interesting," said Brent, turning toward his companion.
+"It seems that American buffaloes are forced to spend all their time on
+the ground."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Narrheit!</i>" growled the professor, beginning to walk away.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm very much obliged to you," said Brent. "Good-morning."</p>
+
+<p>Then he followed his friend, who was already descending a hill in the
+road.</p>
+
+<p>"Sister Rena, what did that man want still?" asked the little boy.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know, love," said his sister faintly. Her ideas were in a
+hopeless state of confusion, and she was troubled by a fear that a lack
+of intelligence had made her seem disobliging.</p>
+
+<p>When Brent overtook the professor, the latter said, "All Englishmen are
+ridiculous; and you are a good specimen of the race. Why should you stop
+on the public highway and talk nothingness to a harmless girl?"</p>
+
+<p>"All Germans are prejudiced; and Professor Helfenstein is a true
+<i>Deutscher</i>," answered Brent. "My remarks to the young Non-Sueve no
+doubt interested her deeply, and I fancy she will reflect on them, as
+Piers Plowman says,&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">With inwit and outwit,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Imagynyng and studie."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>They were both good walkers, and, though the heat became somewhat
+oppressive at noon, they did not halt until they had reached the village
+where they intended to pass the night. In this place Helfenstein heard
+the Pennsylvania-German dialect spoken to his heart's content. After
+dinner he sat on the porch of the inn for several hours, talking to a
+number of the indigenes and making copious notes.</p>
+
+<p>When Brent returned from a visit to one of the village stores, he found
+him looking over the result of his investigations.</p>
+
+<p>"Will the 'Allgemeine Zeitung' have the benefit of your researches?"
+asked the Englishman.</p>
+
+<p>"Most like. The people at home love to have tidings of shoots from the
+old German lingual stock. The dialect<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span> of this locality is a truly
+noteworthy one."</p>
+
+<p>"I heard it spoken just now by the young blossom we met on the road this
+morning."</p>
+
+<p>"Does she live here?"</p>
+
+<p>"No. She had driven in to the village to make some purchases. Her father
+is one Reinfelter, who tills the soil of his ancestral demesne over
+there near the mountains."</p>
+
+<p>"From whom did you learn these facts?"</p>
+
+<p>"From the tradesman with whom she had been talking."</p>
+
+<p>"Will agnosticism let you be absolutely sure his statements are true?"</p>
+
+<p>"No; and even less sure that they are untrue. It seems to me that a vast
+amount of credulity is needed for positive unbelief. Do atheists ever
+have doubts about anything?"</p>
+
+<p>"We don't sit still and say, '<i>Quien sabe?</i>' like you agnostics. When
+nobody shall believe or disbelieve, who will <i>act</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>"I give it up."</p>
+
+<p>With a look of profound disgust, the professor pocketed his note-book
+and went to seek refreshment in the shape of beer.</p>
+
+<p>Notwithstanding the difference in their ways of thinking, these two men
+had something in common which furnished a strong bond of union between
+them. Helfenstein sometimes said to himself, "Well, if he <i>is</i> a
+pitiable doubter, he at least doubts in earnest. This makes him better
+than the miserable tric-trac men who are always ready to agree that
+black is white, or deny that two and two make four, when it suits their
+convenience or interest."</p>
+
+<p>And, in fact, though Brent often paraded his agnosticism merely to draw
+forth the professor's scornful comments, he really had a humble and
+hopeless consciousness that if truth be visible to any human mind it was
+hidden from his. The possession of an ample fortune and the lack of
+family ties and active interests in life had fostered his tendency
+toward introspection till it became morbid. Now, at the age of thirty,
+he had no positive beliefs or aims, and felt the despairing
+self-contempt which inspired Hamlet's cry, "What should such fellows as
+I do, crawling between earth and heaven?"</p>
+
+<p>Before retiring, the travellers agreed to spend the next day in making
+an excursion on foot to the neighboring mountains. But when the hour for
+starting arrived, Brent had not risen, and the professor, who allowed
+nothing to interfere with his plans if he could help it, set out alone.</p>
+
+<p>A little before sunset he returned, full of enthusiasm over the scenery,
+and highly pleased with the people in the farm-houses where he had
+stopped.</p>
+
+<p>"They are a good, honest, <i>kreuzbraves Volk</i>," he said. "They have kept
+the old German home-feeling all unchanged. There is a certain B&auml;rnthaler
+over there at the foot of the mountains who is worthy to be a native of
+the Fatherland,&mdash;a noble-looking fellow, with the lion-front of a young
+Marcomannic chief."</p>
+
+<p>"The Marcomanni were a Suevic race, were they not?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; I should have known his ancestors were dark-haired Swabians even
+if he had not told me so. He is something of a scholar, I should say,
+and he seems as true a gentleman as ever lived. What a shame it is that
+his good South-German name should have been corrupted into Barndollar!"</p>
+
+<p>"I heard this Barndollar's praises sounded about three hours ago."</p>
+
+<p>"By whom?"</p>
+
+<p>"By the father of Miss Reinfelter, the mild-eyed blonde who had her
+doubts about the ability of buffaloes to climb trees. He was here this
+afternoon, and we became intimate in five minutes. He told me his
+ancestors came from the neighborhood of Heidelberg; and when he heard I
+was there last summer his expansive face was illumined with joy. He
+answered my questions about the old German settlers intelligently
+enough; but he said nobody could tell me as much about such matters as
+'Melker Barndollar,' of whom he spoke with 'bated breath. He also
+invited me to visit him."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Shall you accept his invitation?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have fully made up my mind to go; but that doesn't make it certain
+that I shall."</p>
+
+<p>"Should you go if he possessed not a pretty daughter?"</p>
+
+<p>"Probably not."</p>
+
+<p>The next morning Brent rode over to the Reinfelter farm. The farm-house
+interested him at the first view. It was a quaint old stone building,
+with four gables and a slated roof, from the projecting windows in which
+the mountain-line could be seen stretching away to the southwest and
+growing more and more indistinct until their faint outlines were lost on
+the far horizon. Ivy concealed more than half the gray stones from
+sight, and fragrant pink roses were blooming against the southern wall,
+while thick bushes of flowering jessamine grew on both sides of the
+front door.</p>
+
+<p>The visitor received a welcome which made him feel as if he had reached
+his own home. He had grown so weary of wandering aimlessly around the
+world, and had become so disgusted with conventional forms and
+ceremonies, that the peaceful home-like and simple, kindly manners of
+these unsophisticated people gave him an agreeable sense of rest and
+freedom from restraint.</p>
+
+<p>He allowed himself to be prevailed on to stay until late in the
+afternoon; and before his visit ended he circumspectly inquired whether
+they would receive him as a boarder. The promptness and pleasure with
+which both the farmer and his wife agreed to his proposal showed him
+that his fear of giving offence had been entirely groundless.</p>
+
+<p>When he returned to the inn, the professor informed him that on the
+succeeding day he was going on to the next county.</p>
+
+<p>"I shall stay in this neighborhood some time longer," said Brent.</p>
+
+<p>"So? What is the especial attraction? The young woman over there where
+the mountains stand?"</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps; but my own motives are about the last things I should attempt
+to analyze."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I expect to come back this way in three months, and, if I find
+you here and ready to depart, we can return to New York together."</p>
+
+<p>"Like nearly all other imaginable things, what you state is not
+impossible."</p>
+
+<p>Helfenstein went on his way the next morning, and Brent began his
+sojourn at the farm-house on the same day.</p>
+
+<p>The burdens of Rena Reinfelter's life immediately became very much more
+numerous. The Englishman found an unfailing satisfaction in bewildering
+and horrifying her, and tried systematically to find out whether there
+was really any limit to her patience and gentleness. He induced her to
+go with him to the mountains near at hand, and took every opportunity to
+place himself in positions where he was in imminent danger of falling
+some hundreds of feet and being dashed to pieces on the rocks. Her
+dearly-beloved cat was suddenly lost to sight, and when it reappeared,
+uttering meek appeals for sympathy and help, its personal adornments
+were as striking as they were varied. He proved to her conclusively that
+all cats are utterly incapable of affection, and that their characters
+are vicious and treacherous to the last degree. His favorite method,
+however, was to begin by asking her some trivial question and then
+involve her in a net-work of apparent self-contradictions, which filled
+her conscientious soul with anguish and dismay at her own
+untruthfulness. Sometimes he felt a little ashamed of these amusements,
+and determined to forego them; but the temptation was too great for his
+powers of resistance, and he soon began transgressing again.</p>
+
+<p>One morning Rena received a visit from her most intimate friend, Elsa
+Barndollar, who was only fifteen years old, but, having spent the
+preceding season at a city boarding-school, considered herself a grown
+woman with an unusually wide experience. Although passionately devoted
+to Rena, she was as fond of teasing her as Brent himself. Yet as soon as
+the latter began indulging himself with that diversion, she<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span> became
+highly indignant, and scornfully betook herself to the garden.</p>
+
+<p>When Rena had followed her thither, she gave vent to her wrath without
+restraint.</p>
+
+<p>"That's the most hateful man I ever saw!" she exclaimed.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no, Elsa!" said Rena deprecatingly.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he is. He's perfectly horrid! What does he mean by teasing you as
+if you were a little white kitten, or a green and yellow parrot, or some
+other ridiculous thing? I suppose he thinks country-people are all
+idiots. I never <i>did</i> see the use of Englishmen, anyhow."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, he only does it for fun. He's always polite to father and mother,
+and little Casper thinks he's the nicest man he ever saw."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes! If he's good to your relations you don't care how he treats
+you. It's a shame, and he ought to be told so, too."</p>
+
+<p>Rena tried to pacify her young friend, but the attempt was not
+successful. The latter made her visit a very short one, and when she
+reached home her anger and jealousy found expression in very vigorous
+terms.</p>
+
+<p>Her brother visited the Reinfelters a short time afterward. His interest
+in the Englishman was evidently very strong, but if he shared his
+sister's feelings toward him they did not prevent his treating him with
+perfect courtesy.</p>
+
+<p>"Helfenstein is right," thought Brent, as the young farmer rode away.
+"He's as handsome a fellow as I ever saw. I wonder whether he's Sister
+Rena's lover so bold."</p>
+
+<p>But although Melchior Barndollar was far superior to the Reinfelters in
+culture and in knowledge of the world, he did not interest Brent as much
+as they did. The positiveness of their beliefs was a special source of
+wonder to him. From the father, who had no doubt about the existence of
+ghosts, to the little boy, who firmly believed in the reality of
+<i>Belsnickel</i>,&mdash;hides, horns, and all,&mdash;they were the most frankly
+credulous people he had ever known. But the superstition and
+anthropomorphism mingled with their faith did not make him think it
+less enviable. He would have been glad to believe anything as firmly as
+they did the traditions which had come down to them from their
+ancestors, unchallenged by doubt and unchanged by time.</p>
+
+<p>One evening, after Rena had, as usual, sat beside her little brother's
+bed until he was sound asleep, she joined her parents and Brent, who
+were sitting in the garden behind the house.</p>
+
+<p>The full moon was high above the mountains, and the whole landscape was
+almost as distinct as it had been before the sun went down. A
+whippoorwill's notes, mellowed by distance, resounded from the farthest
+part of the orchard, and a tinkling chorus arose from the leaves and
+blades of grass, where the myriads of nocturnal musicians were
+disporting themselves after the heat and glare of the day. But the
+sounds made by these performers were so regular and monotonous that they
+seemed merely a part of the calm summer night.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly another sound came down from the lower part of the mountains.
+It began with a deep, long-drawn, hollow cry, between a howl and a moan,
+and then broke into a wild, piercing shriek.</p>
+
+<p>The farmer started to his feet, and stood gazing in the direction from
+which the cry had come.</p>
+
+<p>"It's only a stray dog howling," said Brent.</p>
+
+<p>Reinfelter turned toward his wife, and the moonlight showed that his
+face was white with terror.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>De warnoong!</i>" he said, in a low voice. "<i>D'r geishter-shray foon de
+bairga!</i>"</p>
+
+<p>The woman covered her face with her hands, and began trembling and
+sobbing. Rena put her arms around her mother's neck and tried to comfort
+her, as if <i>she</i> had been the mother instead of the child.</p>
+
+<p>The sound broke out again, and this time it was louder and more distinct
+than before. As the melancholy echoes died away, Rena rose, and, taking
+her mother's hand in hers, led her toward the house.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>When they had gone, Brent said, "What do you think that sound is?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's the warning still," said Reinfelter. "It's the warning of death."</p>
+
+<p>"What is it made by?"</p>
+
+<p>"A ghost. It goes up there in the mount'ins an' calls, an' the one it
+calls is soon in the graveyard already. It's called the mother, or Rena,
+or me, this night."</p>
+
+<p>"Maybe I was the one it meant."</p>
+
+<p>"No; it only calls the Reinfelters still. It's been so ever since the
+Injun massacree, a long time ago."</p>
+
+<p>"Did that happen here?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. My great-grandfather an' his oldest son was up in the mount'ins,
+and his wife was a-comin' back from there by herself once. Just as she
+got where she could see her little children a-playin' in the yard, three
+Injuns jumped out o' the woods that was nigh to the house then, an' run
+into the yard an' killed the children right before her eyes. The men up
+there heard her scream, an' they run down, an' found her a-layin' there
+where she fell, an' they thought she was dead already. She come to
+herself ag'in, but after that she just sort o' pined away, an' in less
+than two months she died. It's her ghost that goes up there an' calls us
+still."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you ever hear the call before?"</p>
+
+<p>"No; I never heard it myself. But the night my little girl died, nine
+years ago, she rose up in bed once, an' she says, 'Who is that a-cryin'
+up there in the mount'ins?' We couldn't hear nothin' still, but we knew
+what <i>she</i> had heard, an' after that we didn't have no more hope."</p>
+
+<p>Brent did not think of the banshee as a positive reality, but he would
+not have denied that its existence was possible, and he felt that it
+would be useless for him to try to shake the farmer's faith in the
+tradition which had such a strong hold on his mind.</p>
+
+<p>After a brief silence, he said he would take a short walk before going
+to bed. Leaving the garden, he strolled toward the mountains, which rose
+like a vast wall above the foot-hills at their base.</p>
+
+<p>As he drew near the rising ground which marked the verge of the valley,
+the strange sound once more fell on his ear, and he walked in the
+direction from which it came. Passing through a grove of chestnut-trees,
+he reached an elevated open space, where the moonlight shone on the
+almost level surface of large gray rocks. Near the middle of this clear
+space he saw a black, shaggy object moving slowly about, with its
+lowered head turned away from him. He stepped forward to get a closer
+view of this creature, and as he did so it turned its head and looked at
+him. The next instant it bounded away and disappeared among the nearest
+trees.</p>
+
+<p>"Just as I thought," said Brent to himself. "It <i>was</i> a dog, and a
+villanous-looking cur, too. Exactly the sort of brute to howl and shriek
+at the moon on a night like this."</p>
+
+<p>But, as he sauntered back to the house, various doubts entered his mind.
+He reflected that he had seen the animal only for an instant, by
+moonlight and at some distance, and that he could not be sure it was
+really a dog. Neither could he be confident it had uttered the
+mysterious cry, for while it was within his sight it had made no sound
+of any kind. "Perhaps it went up there for the same reason I did,&mdash;to
+find out what was going on," he thought.</p>
+
+<p>As usual, he ended by informing himself that he was under no
+responsibility to settle the question, and that, as far as he was
+concerned, it would probably remain unsettled.</p>
+
+<p>The next morning he found the farmer and his wife very much depressed,
+but he had no hope of being able to convince them that they had heard
+nothing supernatural, and thought it best to avoid the subject. He
+passed the day in calling on some of the neighbors who had asked him to
+visit them, and returned to the farm-house just before nightfall.</p>
+
+<p>He found Rena standing at the door, and, while talking to her, he
+mentioned his moonlight walk.</p>
+
+<p>"I saw what I took to be a stray dog up there," he said. "Perhaps it
+made the sound we heard."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Was it a black dog, with rough, curly hair?" asked Rena.</p>
+
+<p>"I think it was; but I couldn't see it very well. Do you know whose it
+is?"</p>
+
+<p>"No; but this morning when I came out of the dairy a dog that looked
+like that was standing in the path, a little way off, and I was thinking
+it might have been the same one."</p>
+
+<p>As she looked away again, Brent said, "I didn't tell your father and
+mother about the dog I saw, because I thought it would be well for them
+to forget the whole matter as soon as possible."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you," said Rena, turning her face and looking at him gratefully.</p>
+
+<p>He had lost the desire to tease her, and treated her as he had never
+done before. Thinking of this, not long afterward, he wondered whether a
+presentiment of what was coming had caused the change, or whether it
+merely arose from a consciousness of the gloom which had already settled
+on the household.</p>
+
+<p>During his call on the Barndollars that morning, he had partly overcome
+Elsa's unfavorable impression of him by treating her, to some extent,
+"like a grown-up woman" and showing by his manner that he was not
+unconscious of the handsome young brunette's personal attractions. On
+her next visit, a little more than two weeks later, she noticed that he
+had entirely given up the objectionable teasings; and this removed the
+last obstacle in the way of her considering him extremely "nice." She
+had mentally admitted, even at the first view, that he possessed the
+degree of good looks and stylishness rigorously exacted from the male
+sex by the canons of boarding school taste, and she now candidly
+acknowledged to herself that his being an Englishman was, strictly
+speaking, not his own fault.</p>
+
+<p>When she was ready to go, she made her adieux with an agreeable sense of
+having been both entertaining and instructive. She forgot to take leave
+of her friend the aged and decrepit mastiff, which was sitting just
+inside the hall; but he called attention to his presence by three raps
+of his tail on the floor. Elsa laughed, and went through the form of
+shaking his huge paw,&mdash;an attention which he acknowledged by a prolonged
+caudal tattoo.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Rena!" said Elsa, stopping on the topmost step, "I forgot to tell
+you what happened to our Scotch shepherd-dog, Macbeth. You know Melker
+and I made friends with him the first day, but we were the only ones
+he'd be intimate with. Well, about two weeks ago an ugly old black dog
+came prowling around the house, and when Mac went up to it it bit him
+and then ran away to the mountains. Soon after that, we heard that a
+black dog with the hydrophobia had been killed up there, and Derrick and
+Jake said they believed it was the same one. Melker was in Philadelphia,
+and before he came home Mac went mad. Derrick shot at him out of the
+barn, and scared him so much that he ran off down the road, and we
+haven't heard anything about him since."</p>
+
+<p>Rena was bending over one of the jessamine-bushes, and seemed to be
+absorbed in removing some dead leaves.</p>
+
+<p>"Did your dog come this way, Elsa?" asked Mrs. Reinfelter nervously.</p>
+
+<p>"No, indeed," replied Elsa. "He ran up the road to the village. Good-by,
+Kuno. I won't forget you again."</p>
+
+<p>Brent followed her down the steps to assist her in mounting, but she
+sprang into the saddle without waiting for his help, and rode away at a
+brisk canter.</p>
+
+<p>The farmer and his wife conferred together anxiously about the two mad
+dogs, while their little son stood near them, listening intently to all
+they said. Unnoticed by them, Rena walked across the yard and passed
+around the corner of the house in the direction of the garden.</p>
+
+<p>Something in her manner caught Brent's attention, and in a little while
+he followed her. He found her sitting in the garden; and, though she
+tried to keep her face turned away from him, its death like pallor did
+not escape his sight. He sat down at her side and asked her to tell him
+what had happened. The sympathy in his voice went straight to her heart
+and won her whole confidence.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"The warning was for me," she answered, "I'm not afraid to die; but
+father and mother and my little brother&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>She did not sob or make any sound, but great tears welled from her eyes,
+and she was unable to go on.</p>
+
+<p>When she could speak again, she told him that on the day after the
+warning, when she found a black, shaggy-haired dog standing near the
+dairy door, she put out her hand, intending to stroke its head, but it
+caught her hand with its teeth, and left a wound from which the blood
+fell in large drops. The dog ran away in the direction of the Barndollar
+farm, and she bound up her hand and managed to keep the wound from being
+noticed while it was healing, for she was anxious to avoid increasing
+the anxiety her parents already felt. Only a slight scar now remained;
+but Elsa's account of the mad dogs left no doubt in her mind that she
+was in imminent danger of a frightful death.</p>
+
+<p>Brent had once witnessed a sight which rose before his eyes many times
+afterward and would not be blotted from his memory. It all came back to
+him now once more,&mdash;the agonized, horribly glaring eyes, the clinched
+hands and quivering throat, and the convulsive sobbing and gasping which
+would not cease tearing the wasted frame until death should bring the
+only possible help. It made him sick at heart to think that the gentle
+unselfish girl who was even then forgetting herself in her care for
+others would be seized by those paroxysms of frightful madness.</p>
+
+<p>He knew that many people who are bitten by mad dogs escape hydrophobia
+entirely, but he could not doubt that when the teeth have entered the
+bare flesh, and strong remedies are not instantly applied, there is very
+little ground for hope.</p>
+
+<p>"Was your hand entirely uncovered?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; I never wear gloves."</p>
+
+<p>With a desperate impulse to do something, he said, "I'll go to
+Philadelphia and bring a physician. We can be here to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm afraid it's too late for that now," said Rena. "It would only
+frighten father and mother. I want to keep them from knowing it as long
+as I can."</p>
+
+<p>"I won't bring anybody back with me if you are unwilling; but I must go
+and find out what I can do to help you."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think anything can be done to keep me from hurting anybody
+else?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure of that. I'll find out the best way to do it."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, thank you. You're so good to me!"</p>
+
+<p>The earnestness of her gratitude made him think with sorrow and shame of
+the time when his chief pleasure had been to make her unhappy. He could
+hardly believe he had really been as selfish and heartless as he
+appeared in the picture rising before him now out of the unchangeable
+past. His dormant human interest was awakening, and his soul was
+beginning to resist the tyranny of his mind.</p>
+
+<p>He was so impatient to begin his journey that he proposed setting off
+immediately and riding to the nearest railroad-station. But Rena was
+afraid this would alarm her parents: so he agreed to wait until the next
+morning and take the stage in the village.</p>
+
+<p>That night Rena stayed longer than usual in the room with her little
+brother after he had sunk into peaceful slumber in the midst of his
+small confidences and grave interrogations.</p>
+
+<p>Soon after she came down, her mother said, "Rena, sing us one of the
+nice German songs Mr. Brent learned you once. Sing the one about the
+lady that set up on the high rock an' combed her hair with a golden
+comb. What did they call her still? 'De Lower Liar'?"</p>
+
+<p>As Rena turned toward Brent and the lamplight fell on her face, he was
+sure that if she tried to sing her voice would tell what she was trying
+to keep unknown.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think 'Die Lorelei' is a very lively song, Mrs. Reinfelter,"
+said he. "Maybe I can find some prettier ones in Philadelphia to-morrow,
+if I have time.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span> I must be sure to bring Casper something. What do you
+think he would like best?"</p>
+
+<p>This question introduced a topic which banished all others; and when
+Brent looked at Rena again he saw he had come to the rescue in good
+time. He was glad to think he could at least do this, and he determined
+to be on the watch for such opportunities.</p>
+
+<p>The result of his consultations the next day gave him very little ground
+for hope. All he could depend on doing was to save Rena from suffering
+and prevent what she feared most by making her insensible as soon as the
+madness showed signs of taking an active form.</p>
+
+<p>When he had gotten what was needed for this purpose and had been fully
+advised as to his course of action, he went back with a heavy heart to
+the farm among the mountains.</p>
+
+<p>At the first opportunity he repeated to Rena all he had learned in the
+city, and told her what he proposed doing. The prospect that was so
+dispiriting to him removed her greatest care; but her eager thanks
+humiliated him as he felt his utter helplessness in the hands of fate. A
+sudden fear that she might hurt him before he could make her unconscious
+brought back her anxiety; but he reassured her by promising to be
+constantly on his guard and take every possible means to insure his own
+safety.</p>
+
+<p>Watching her closely as the days went by, he saw the full extent of her
+calm and steadfast courage. She made no effort to hide from him her
+grief at the prospect of separation from those she loved so dearly; but
+of anguish or terror on her own account there was never any sign. He did
+not doubt that this came from her perfect faith and trust in a higher
+power, and, though he could not share her feeling, it comforted him to
+know that she had such a strong support as she drew near to death.</p>
+
+<p>Near the close of the fifth day after his return he and Rena were
+standing together at the gate in front of the house. Deep shadows were
+advancing up the sides of the mountains, but their summits were still
+bright with the evening glow. Both of them watched the narrowing line
+of light without speaking. Their minds were full of the same thoughts,
+and there was a sympathetic communion between them which did not need to
+be expressed in words.</p>
+
+<p>Hearing footsteps on the road, they looked around, and saw Melchior
+Barndollar coming toward them. A large and very handsome dog of the
+Scotch shepherd breed was running along before him, and when he stopped
+at the gate it came back and stood near him, with its intelligent brown
+eyes fixed on his face.</p>
+
+<p>"You have got another collie, I see," said Brent.</p>
+
+<p>"No; this is the only one I've ever owned," replied Barndollar.</p>
+
+<p>He had been surprised at the Englishman's remark, and he was entirely
+unable to account for the effect of his answer on both the others. They
+turned quickly toward each other with a look of eager interest, mingled
+with something else which he could not understand.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought your collie went mad," said Brent.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you heard that report, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. The last time your sister was here she mentioned it. Was there
+nothing in it?"</p>
+
+<p>"It wasn't even founded on an apparent fact," said the young farmer,
+smiling and looking down at the dog, which immediately began wagging its
+tail so forcibly that at least one-third of its body partook of the
+motion. "The men on my mother's farm have regaled themselves so often
+with stories about mad dogs that they have become their pet horror. When
+I came home I found that their fire from behind intrenchments had driven
+poor Mac off the place; though if he had been better acquainted with
+their marksmanship he would probably have gone to sleep while they were
+shooting at him. I went out to hunt for him, and found him at a house
+near the village, as free from hydrophobia as I am. To make sure, I
+traced the dog that bit him back to its owner's hut in the mountains,
+and found<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span> it there, sneaking around the lot and looking as vicious and
+mean-spirited as ever. Its master said the dog that was shot came from
+the other side of the mountains, and was worth a dozen such curs as
+his."</p>
+
+<p>Rena stepped into the road and began stroking the dog's head and neck.
+As she did so, her father came out of the house, and, seeing Barndollar
+at the gate, he came down to speak to him.</p>
+
+<p>While the two farmers were talking, Brent walked away to a grove of oaks
+near the road and a short distance below the gate. Standing among the
+trees as the twilight came on, he thought over the episode which had
+just come to a close, and wondered at its effect on him. Instead of
+pondering over the uncertainties of the case until it lost all reality
+to him, he had been too much concerned to think of probabilities at all.
+Sensibility had overcome his agnosticism, and he had forgotten that it
+was possible to doubt. He knew he had not acted philosophically; but he
+felt that philosophy, compared with sympathy and self-forgetfulness, is
+of very slight account.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>Professor Helfenstein returned to the little Pennsylvania village at the
+time he had indicated, which was about the middle of October. The
+innkeeper told him his friend had not yet left the farm-house, and the
+next morning he set out on foot to visit him there.</p>
+
+<p>The mountain-woods, all arrayed in their autumn foliage, were glowing
+with rich, warm color. Silvery cloud-banks heightened the deep blue of
+the sky, and their slowly-floating shadows intensified the brightness of
+the sunlight. "<i>Ueberall Sonnenschein!</i>" said the nature-loving German.
+"<i>Ach, 's ist ein wundersch&ouml;nes Land!</i>"</p>
+
+<p>Brent saw him enter the yard, and came to the door to meet him. The
+family had dispersed soon after breakfast, and, as there was no one in
+the house for him to see, Helfenstein declined going in, but stood on
+the door-step, describing his journeyings in the West.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said he at last, "are you ready to start with me for New York
+to-morrow morning, and for Liverpool next Monday?"</p>
+
+<p>"My starting for any place out of sight of these mountains," answered
+Brent, "depends chiefly on the views of a certain young woman. At
+present the indications are that no such pilgrimage will ever begin."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Alle Wetter!</i> Are you married?"</p>
+
+<p>"No; but I expect to be in two weeks."</p>
+
+<p>"Is it the maiden who dwells in this house?"</p>
+
+<p>"The very same."</p>
+
+<p>For a few moments the professor gazed in silence at the prospective
+bride-groom. Besides feeling a personal interest in the case, he
+considered it a good subject for psychic investigation.</p>
+
+<p>"My good friend," he said, with judicial calmness, "why do you wish to
+espouse Miss Reinfelter?"</p>
+
+<p>Brent knew this question was not meant to be offensive, but was
+propounded in a spirit of critical analysis. He was about to answer it
+with a pretence of deep gravity, when Casper came around the corner of
+the house and asked him where "Sister Rena" was.</p>
+
+<p>"She has gone to the village," replied Brent.</p>
+
+<p>As the boy turned away, his disappointment was so evident that Brent
+said, "Do you want her to do anything for you, Casper?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir," said Casper dejectedly. "I just <i>want</i> her."</p>
+
+<p>Brent smiled, and turned to the professor again.</p>
+
+<p>"I couldn't find a better answer to your question if I thought for a
+week," he said. "I just <i>want</i> her."</p>
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">W. W. Crane.</span></p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span></p>
+<h2><a name="MUSTER-DAY_IN_NEW_ENGLAND" id="MUSTER-DAY_IN_NEW_ENGLAND"></a>MUSTER-DAY IN NEW ENGLAND.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Arms and the men we sing,&mdash;not those panoplied and helmeted according to
+Virgil, nor those of our own day, armed with repeating rifles and
+drum-majored into popular favor, but rather the heroes of the flint-lock
+and the priming-wire in the New England of two or three generations ago,
+the sturdy train-bands that have left scarce one John Gilpin to tell the
+tale of their valor.</p>
+
+<p>"Train-bands are the trustiest and most proper strength of a free
+people," wrote Milton, and the colonists of Massachusetts Bay were of a
+like opinion, from Miles Standish down to the humbler men of prowess. By
+the law of 1666, all males in the colony were required to attend
+"military exercises and service." Companies were exercised six days
+yearly, prayer being offered by the captain at the beginning and at the
+end of every "training." A regimental training was ordered once in three
+years. Every company of foot was composed two-thirds of "musketeers" and
+one-third of "pikemen," the pike of Connecticut being two feet shorter
+than the rod-pike of England. Some of the lighter muskets were fired
+with a simple match, but the greater number were supported by "rests,"
+forked at the top and stuck into the ground. They were fired by
+"match-locks," the "cock" being that part which held the burning match
+aloft before it was applied to the powder in the pan. Hence "to go off
+half cocked" originally meant that the burning fuse dropped into the
+powder pan before it was wanted. Single charges of powder were carried
+by the musketeers in wooden, tin, or copper boxes, and twelve of these
+boxes, fitted to a belt and slung over the left shoulder, made the
+"bandolier," which jingled like a band of sleigh-bells if the boxes were
+metallic. The belt also secured the "primer with priming-powder," the
+"bullet-bag," the "priming-wire," and the "match-cord." The soldier
+being thus a slave to his weapon, we are not surprised to note that his
+manual of arms was the following, from Elton's "Postures of the Musket:"</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Stand to your arms.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Take up your bandoliers.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Put on your bandoliers.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Take up your match.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Take up your rest.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Put the string of your rest about<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">your left wrist.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Take up your musket.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rest your musket.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Poise your musket.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shoulder your musket.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Unshoulder your musket and poise.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Join your rest to the outside of your musket.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Open your pan.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Clear your pan.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Prime your pan.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shut your pan.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cast off your loose corns.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Blow off your loose corns, and bring<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">about your musket to the left side.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Trail your rest.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Balance your musket in your left hand.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Find out your charge.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Open your charge.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Charge with powder.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Draw forth your scouring-stick.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Turn and shorten him to an inch.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Charge with bullet.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Put your scouring-stick into your musket.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ram home your charge.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Withdraw your scouring-stick.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Turn and shorten him to a handful.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Return your scouring-stick.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bring forward your musket and rest.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Poise your musket and recover your rest.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Join your rest to the outside of your musket.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Draw forth your match.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Blow your coal.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cock your match.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Guard your pan.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Blow the ashes from your coal.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Open your pan.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Present upon your rest.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Give fire breast-high.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dismount your musket, joining the rest to the outside of your musket.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Uncock and return your match.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Clear your pan.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Poise your musket.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rest your musket.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Take your musket off the rest and set<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">the butt end to the ground.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lay down your musket.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lay down your match.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Take your rest into your right hand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">clearing the string from your left wrist.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lay down your rest.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Take off your bandoliers.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lay down your bandoliers.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here endeth the postures of the musket.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>The "Postures of the Pike" gave these orders: "Handle, raise, charge,
+order, advance, shoulder, port, comport, check, trail, and lay
+down,"&mdash;the words "your pikes" being given with every order.</p>
+
+<p>Elton's "Instructions to a Company of Horsemen" were as follows:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Horse,&mdash;<i>i.e.</i>, mount your horse.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Uncap your pistol-case.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Draw your pistol.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Order your pistol.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Span your pistol.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Prime your pistol.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shut your pan.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cast your pistol.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Gage your flasque.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lode your pistol.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Draw your rammer.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lode with bullet and ram home.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Return your rammer.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pull down the cock.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Recover your pistol.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Present and give fire.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Return your pistol.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Our fathers might have gone on in this lumbering way for many years if
+they had seen nothing worth imitating in the red men. The Indians of
+King Philip's War brought out their "snap-hances," or flint-locks, and
+the colonists were not slow to see the improvement. Experimentally at
+first, and afterward by a law of Massachusetts, the old pikes and heavy
+match-lock rifles were replaced with lighter muskets bearing the flint.
+The soldier ceased to be a slave to his weapon. Tactics were
+revolutionized; and the newly-developed military spirit was met by "The
+Complete Soldier," compiled from Elton, Bariff, and other authorities,
+and published by Nicholas Boone, of Boston, in 1701. This, the first
+military book in the British colonies, directed the soldiers to appear
+"with their hair, or periwigs, tied up in bags, and their hats briskly
+cocked." We hear also for the first time of the "powder-horn" and the
+"cartouch-box." The "bagnets" that are mentioned were of little use
+against the Indians, and they were scarcely known in America until the
+wars with France. But with the appearance of the bayonet came also the
+revival of the fife, which had been discarded in England in the time of
+Shakespeare. The military experiences gained in the French wars were of
+immense benefit when the Continentals and the volunteers formed
+themselves in line for the American Revolution. And yet the <i>esprit de
+corps</i> was contemptible; for every movement contemplated and every order
+given by a superior officer had to be discussed, approved, or
+disapproved by the inferior officers and by the humblest privates. It
+was years before the army ceased to be a great debating-society with a
+sharp rivalry as to which regiment should have the handsomest silk
+banner. But Steuben&mdash;the great drill-master&mdash;brought order out of the
+turmoil with his "Regulations for the Discipline of the Troops of the
+United States," although the evolutions in the field did not go much
+beyond the old-time marching that clings to the Hartford Phalanx of
+to-day. An Englishman who lived in Massachusetts during the Revolution
+had this to say: "The females are fond of dress and love to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span> rule. The
+men are fond of the military art. But in Connecticut the men are less
+so, while the women stay at home and spin."</p>
+
+<p>The Revolution being over, the several States of the new republic
+enacted military laws of their own. In New York every able-bodied male
+between eighteen and forty-five was required to meet with his company
+four times in each year "for training and discipline,"&mdash;once by brigade,
+once by regiment, and twice by company,&mdash;for such length of time as the
+governor might direct. Similar laws were in force in the New-England
+States, and upon them was based the United States law of 1792 which
+sought to establish a uniform militia throughout the country. The
+attempt was a failure, because the President is commander-in-chief of
+the militia only when it is in the actual service of the United States.
+The several States, therefore, kept up their ununiformed militia until
+it became a laughing-stock,&mdash;an army with broom-sticks, to evade serving
+in which but fifty cents a year was required,&mdash;and then the present
+uniformed militia arose from the ruins. Our present inquiry concerns the
+militia of New England during the fifty years from 1790 to 1840. In
+those days the "military duty" consisted of two "company trainings" of
+half a day each in May and October, and one "general training" or
+"regimental muster" of one day in October. While no uniforms were
+required at the trainings, except to distinguish the officers, yet there
+were usually enough public-spirited people in every town to furnish
+uniforms to the crack company. The other company, the tatterdemalions of
+the town, was called "the flood-wood." The regiment consisted of one
+company each of artillery, grenadiers, light infantry, and riflemen from
+adjoining towns,&mdash;the cavalry being recruited wherever a farm-house
+could be found which was able to stand the shock of war. Then came the
+flood-wood companies, outnumbering the uniformed companies almost two to
+one.</p>
+
+<p>The cavalry&mdash;it was before the days of Hackett and Poinsett and
+McClellan saddles and Solingen sabres&mdash;appeared to treasure up the
+memory of "Light-Horse Harry Lee" and Major Winston of the Legionary
+Cavalry that helped Mad Anthony Wayne against the Indians of the West.
+They had not heard of the valor of the elder Hampton or the daring rides
+of Major Davies, of Kentucky. "Tone's Tactics" was unknown to them. And
+yet they were admired in their black suits faced and corded with red
+(the militia repudiated the colors of the regular army), and they were a
+terror with their cutlasses and holsters for the brace of huge
+horse-pistols that they were required to carry. The uniform of the
+artillery and grenadiers differed little from that of the cavalry. The
+latter were topped off with helmets of red leather. Upon the hats of the
+flood-wood, tin or sheet-iron plates showed the name of the
+company,&mdash;the L. I. standing for "Light Infantry,"&mdash;just as you know the
+porter of your hotel by his badge. The riflemen wore gray spencers and
+gray pantaloons. Their hats were stiff black beavers, for the comfort of
+a soft felt hat had not yet been discovered. Most gorgeous of all were
+the men of the infantry, in their white pantaloons and blue coats, the
+latter covered by cross-belts of white, to which priming-wires, brushes,
+and extra flints were chained. A cap of black leather, sprung outward at
+the top, carried a black feather tipped with red. The musicians, when
+there were any, followed the uniform of the company which they attended,
+with some slight differences, like turned-over plates and tasselled
+ends, to show that they were non-combatants. Altogether, as one looked
+at the "fuss and feathers," the broad lapels, and the bob-tailed coats,
+he might well recall Thoreau's description of the manner in which the
+salt cod are spread out on the fish-flakes to dry: "They were everywhere
+lying on their backs, their collar-bones standing out like the lapels of
+a man-o'-war-man's jacket.... If you should wrap a large salt fish
+around a small boy, he would have a coat of such fashion as I have<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span> seen
+many a one wear at muster." Or, if we wish to go back still further, we
+might exclaim, with Falstaff, "You would think that I had a hundred and
+fifty tattered prodigals, lately come from swine-keeping, from eating
+draff and husks.... No eye hath seen such scarecrows."</p>
+
+<p>We are at the training "in the fall of the year,"&mdash;a far more important
+occasion than that in the spring, because the annual "muster" is only a
+week or ten days ahead. It is a private show. The uniformed infantry and
+the flood-wood have met at Walton Centre, but they, and all the
+spectators too, are from "our town," with its various outlying
+settlements. Let the other towns boast, let Stormont show her
+grenadiers, Leicester her riflemen, and Acton her artillery, but when
+"muster-day" comes look out for Walton and her infantry. The law
+requires every soldier to have a musket or rifle,&mdash;flint-lock of
+course,&mdash;a bayonet, a priming-wire and brush, a knapsack, a
+cartridge-box, and two spare flints. The lack of any one of these may
+lead to a fine. The regular order of the manual is, open pan, tear
+cartridge, prime, shut pan, ram down cartridge, ready, aim, fire. But
+cartridges are not often to be had, and flasks must be used, with a
+pause in the manual to allow the measuring of a charge. The lack of
+cartridges leads also to the carrying of powder in bulk in the
+pantaloons pocket, so that the soldier may move quickly when the order
+is given to "load and fire as fast as possible." Still more quick in his
+movements will the soldier be when, led on by the excitement of the
+hour, he becomes careless of his pocket-magazine and allows it to
+explode, with a great wreckage of hair, whiskers, and eyebrows, though
+no one was ever known to lose his life thereby.</p>
+
+<p>But the "evolutions" of the fall training-day make up its greatest
+worth. It is not enough that squads of "our company" advance, fire, and
+fall back, the drummer drumming his loudest all the while. It is mere
+boy's play to march in single and double files or in platoons. We are to
+meet the companies from the other towns at the muster, and they must be
+forced to admit our superiority in spite of themselves, or else our town
+will not come out ahead. Now, if there is any one man&oelig;uvre on which
+the Walton infantry prides itself, the "lock-step and sit-down" is that
+one. The company is marched about in single file until a circle is
+formed, care being taken that the captain shall be in the inside and the
+musicians on the outside. Gradually drawing toward the centre, the
+circle contracts to slow music, until the whole company is in lock-step,
+like a gang of convicts. At the word of command, each man seats himself
+in the lap of the man behind him, and the whole company is in the
+attitude of frogs as they are ready to leap. The captain, raised aloft
+in the middle by some convenient mackerel-keg, draws his sword, and the
+tableau lasts while the music sounds the "three cheers."</p>
+
+<p>Another "evolution," such as Darwin never dreamed of, is begun by facing
+the company to the front in a single rank. The left hand of each man
+resting on his next neighbor's right shoulder, space is taken until all
+the men are an arm's length apart. At a given signal they all face to
+the right. The captain, "with drawn sword," followed by the music, the
+drum beating vigorously, runs at double-quick time in and out of the
+spaces, like a very undignified performance of the Virginia Reel. As
+each man is passed, he joins the rapidly-increasing file, until the
+whole line expends its snake-like activity and marches off in "common
+time" on a straight course, like this:</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 600px;">
+<img src="images/image1.jpg" width="600" height="66" alt="" title="" />
+</div>
+
+<p>Both of these "evolutions" are calculated to inspire the enemy with
+terror, but the latter especially so. On beholding it, the enemy cannot
+help giving<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span> applause, and in applauding he must necessarily drop his
+arms. The Walton Light Infantry, equal to any emergency, may now show
+their superior discipline by capturing the enemy before he can recover
+from his surprise and admiration. Even the very boys on a training-day
+seek to terrorize the enemy with broom-sticks and tin pans, until they
+become a nuisance to the older folk and are sent off to some field to
+play base-ball after the old method, the "Massachusetts game," which
+allows the "plunking" of a batter when he is not on his base. But the
+boys will claim their share of the extra cards of gingerbread that have
+been laid in at the stores, and they will be on hand to see the
+half-day's sport of training-day end before early tea-time with the
+flashing of powder and the departure of the "sojers" for their homes.</p>
+
+<p>A very different affair is the "muster-day" of the early fall, before
+the cold days and nights have come to stay. The several adjoining towns,
+that furnish each its own company or its quota of cavalry, take care of
+the "regiment," by rotation, at such a time as this. No matter how
+centrally located the town may be, the grenadiers must come a long way
+over the hills from Stormont, and the riflemen must leave Acton soon
+after midnight in order to obey the signal of the seven-o'clock gun,
+which demands the presence of every company on the "parade-ground:" it
+goes by the name of "the common" every other day in the year. The night
+marches or rides are orderly, the more so in anticipation of what is to
+follow. The sun rises upon a gala-day for the men and youth: the boys
+had their time at the training. Now the crowd is greater, and there is
+no room for the boys, except those who live in the town where the muster
+is held. The field, at a respectful distance from the regimental
+line, is covered with auctioneers' stands, peddlers' wagons,
+refreshment-booths of rough boards, and planked platforms for dancing to
+the music of the violin. It is the picture of a college town on
+"commencement-day," magnified to ten times the proportions. As you
+stand,&mdash;no seats are allowed,&mdash;you can partake of sweet cider, lemonade,
+apples, gingerbread, and pies and buns of all kinds. If you call for it,
+you can have New-England rum, or its more popular substitute,
+"black-strap," one-half rum and the other half molasses. Awaiting the
+inspection, soldiers on leave of absence mingle with the commoners,
+partake of the refreshments, including the black-strap, and nod their
+plumes or rattle their swords while they dance the "double shuffle" or
+"cut a double pigeon-wing" on the platforms, to the great wonder of the
+crowd.</p>
+
+<p>When the regiment gathers itself together it is a sight to behold. There
+are perhaps five hundred men, all told, in two ranks. A part of them
+rejoice in gayly-colored uniforms, but the majority are "the
+flood-wood," dressed in sheep's gray and blue jeans and armed with
+rifles, muskets, and fowling-pieces of every pattern. This motley band
+"toe the mark,"&mdash;a small trench that has been cut in the turf to save
+their reputation for alignment. Then they break into platoons, and are
+inspected, man by man, by the adjutant and his aides. The inspection
+being over about eleven o'clock, the colonel appears, all glorious in
+brass buttons, epaulets as large as tin plates, and a cocked hat of
+great proportions. Once more the regiment forms in double ranks, with
+presented arms. The colonel and his "staff" ride slowly down the line,
+turn back, and take their stand for review. The music, just as it came
+from every town contributing to the regiment, has been "pooled" and
+placed in the charge of a leader. It is a strange medley of snare-,
+kettle-, and bass drums, of fifes, clarionets, and piccolos, with an
+occasional "Kent bugle"&mdash;the predecessor of the cornet&mdash;or some other
+instrument of brass. It is poor music at the best, and it cannot go far
+beyond marking time for the marching. But is it not better than the
+simple drum and fife of a common training-day? The "full brass band," we
+must recollect, is too expensive a luxury except for the most<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span>
+extraordinary occasions, and even then we run the risk of hearing
+"Highland Mary" repeated all day long, so scant is the <i>r&eacute;pertoire</i>. The
+regiment, headed by the cavalry and the music, passes the colonel and
+his staff. The music wheels out of the line, gives "three cheers," and
+remains at the colonel's side till the regiment has returned to its
+place. A hollow square is formed, in imitation of the great Napoleon at
+Waterloo, and the colonel addresses his "brother-officers and
+fellow-soldiers" in a few fitting words, and retires from the field.</p>
+
+<p>And now comes dinner,&mdash;a most important feature of muster-day. No one
+has had a bite since his breakfast at home by candle-light,&mdash;unless he
+has patronized the refreshment-booths. Even then he will not allow his
+appetite for the noonday meal to become impaired. By previous
+arrangement, each company dines by itself, or it joins forces with some
+friendly company and hires the services of a caterer. The hotel of the
+village cannot begin to accommodate the public, whether martial or
+civilian, and temporary sheds cover long lines of tables on which the
+feast is spread. It is a jolly company, and the scrambling for the
+viands and the vintages, if there are any, is done in a good-natured
+way. As the repast draws to a close and dessert is in order, the caterer
+appears at the end of one of the tables in shirt-sleeves that are more
+than wet with perspiration. Under his arm he holds a pile of plateless
+pies, just as the newsboy on the train secures a pile of magazines. The
+caterer marches down the length of the table with the half-inquiring,
+half-defiant announcement, "Pies, gentlemen! pies, gentlemen!" At every
+step he reaches for a pie, gives it a dexterous twirl between his thumb
+and finger, and sends it spinning to the recipient with a skill and
+accuracy of aim which would have done credit to the disk-thrower of the
+ancient Romans.</p>
+
+<p>The "noon gun," fired after dinner, calls the regiment back to the
+parade-ground. The real work of the day is over; and now come
+recreation and amusement. The remarkable "evolutions" of the several
+companies are shown, each town striving to outdo the others. Of course
+the Walton Light Infantry will excel all the rest; but it may be no easy
+matter to make every one think as we do. The newest evolution&mdash;that of
+the snake on training-day&mdash;certainly "brings down the house," even if it
+fails to carry an admission of its superiority. When this friendly
+rivalry is over, the sham fight proceeds. A rough structure of boards
+and boughs has been prepared to represent a fort, and one of the
+companies is imprisoned therein, with little air or light, and with no
+means of defence except to discharge their guns upward. The advancing
+regiment fires by platoons, which wheel outward and retire to the rear
+to load. The artillery fires blank charges from a neighboring hill. The
+sweltering soldiers within the fort are only too glad to capitulate and
+let some other company take their place; the new company, in turn, to
+capitulate and march out with the honors of war. Meanwhile, the
+cavalry&mdash;whose horses are more used to the plough than to the din of
+battle&mdash;has retired to a distance, and indulges in a sham fight on its
+own account. And yet, in spite of all this preparation and in spite of
+the pains that have been taken to show the fancy movements of the
+soldiers, you will seldom see a company that is really well drilled in
+the most simple movements; for drill-masters are unknown.</p>
+
+<p>The sham fight goes on till toward sunset, when the regiment is
+dismissed at the signal of the evening gun. And now comes the hurry to
+reach home. Such reckless driving, such wild racing over the hills and
+along the rough roads and ledges, and such a desire to "take off
+somebody's wheel," you never saw, unless you have been to a muster-day
+before. This is a part of the fun; and if you do not take it as the
+correct thing, and enjoy it too, you might as well have stayed away from
+the muster altogether.</p>
+
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Frederic G. Mather.</span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span></p>
+<h2><a name="THE_STORY_OF_A_STORY" id="THE_STORY_OF_A_STORY"></a>THE STORY OF A STORY.</h2>
+
+
+<h3>I.</h3>
+
+<h4>THE HEROINE.</h4>
+
+<p>A horse-car, for all it is so common a sight, is not without its
+picturesque side. To stand on a long bridge at night, while the lights
+twinkle in the perspective, and watch one of these animated servants,
+with its colored globular eye, come scrambling toward you, is to see a
+clumsy, good-natured Caliban of this mechanical age. One of these days,
+when the horse-car is superseded by some electric skipping wicker-basket
+or what not, the Austin Dobson of the time will doubtless expend his
+light sympathy of verse on the pathetic old abandoned conveyance.</p>
+
+<p>Such picturesqueness, however, is rather for one who seeks, than a view
+which thrusts itself upon the merely casual observer. At any rate,
+another Austin,&mdash;Austin Buckingham,&mdash;who was engaged one winter evening
+at the end of a long bridge in idealizing horse-cars, hit upon this way
+of looking at the one he was waiting for, out of sheer desperation of
+intellect. He was a young <i>litt&eacute;rateur</i> who was out of work. He was not,
+like other workmen in similar straits, going from one shop to another
+looking for a job. Not at all. He recognized the situation. He had only
+to write a clever story and he could quickly dispose of it. He had
+written a good many stories in his short day. Now he wished to write
+another. The pity of it was that he had no story to tell,&mdash;absolutely
+nothing. He had been through his note-books, but they gave him no help;
+he had kept his ears open for some suggestive little incident, but the
+whole world seemed suddenly given over to the dreariest commonplace. He
+had walked out this evening, slowly revolving in his mind the various
+odds and ends which came upon demand of his rag-picking memory, and yet
+nothing of value had turned up. He was tired, and determined to take a
+horse-car for the rest of the way.</p>
+
+<p>It was while he stood watching for the one which took him nearest to his
+door, that he made the slight reflection with which this story opens.
+"Could I make a horse-car the hero of my story?" he asked himself, with
+a petulant tone, as he thought how dismally dull he was. The jingling
+car came up, and he jumped upon the rear platform, wedged his way
+through the men and boys who crowded the steps and platform, and so
+pushed into the interior. He found half a dozen men in various attitudes
+of neglect, but all hanging abjectly by the loops which a considerate
+company had provided for its patrons. For his part, he preferred to
+brace himself against the forward door, which gave him a position where
+he could watch his fellow-prisoners.</p>
+
+<p>His eye fell at once on a girl for whom he always looked. He did not
+know her name, but, as the saying goes, he knew her face very well. She
+lived on the same street where he had his lodging, so that when they met
+in a horse-car they always got out together. From the regularity with
+which she came out in a certain car, Buckingham had sagely concluded
+that she was one of the multitude of girls who earned their living, for
+whom as a class he had great respect, though he did not happen to know
+any single member. He liked to look at her. She was shy and discreet in
+bearing; she usually entertained herself with a book, which permitted
+him larger liberty of eye; and she dressed with a neatness which had an
+individuality: she evidently expressed herself in her clothes. That is
+not all. She was undeniably pretty.</p>
+
+<p>Now, our young friend had seen her in his horse-car a great many times,
+but never under the conditions which existed at this time. People rarely
+exclaim to themselves except in novels, but<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span> Buckingham did deliberately
+shout to himself, "Why, this&mdash;this is my heroine! I have only to find a
+hero and a plot. I know this girl very well. I am sure I can make a
+story about her. Give me a hero, give me a plot, and there is my story!"</p>
+
+
+<h3>II.</h3>
+
+<h4>MISS MARTINDALE.</h4>
+
+<p>When the horse-car stopped at the foot of Grove Street, Austin
+Buckingham and the prospective heroine of his story got out so nearly at
+the same time that when they reached the sidewalk they were side by
+side. Beneath the gas-light stood a tallish man who was looking up to
+read the name of the street upon the lamp. The light thus fell on his
+face and brought it into distinctness; especially it disclosed a scar
+upon his cheek. He caught sight now of these two people, and at once
+addressed Buckingham:</p>
+
+<p>"Can you tell me whereabouts Mr. Martindale lives?"</p>
+
+<p>Buckingham hesitated, not because he knew and did not wish to tell, but
+because he did not know, but wished to, if possible, out of courtesy. He
+was trying to remember. The answer, however, came a moment after from
+the girl, who had checked her walk upon hearing the name.</p>
+
+<p>"I am going directly there," she said, and the two walked off together,
+the young man lifting his broad-brimmed felt hat in acknowledgment of
+her civility. He lifted it by seizing the crown in a bunch. It is
+difficult to lift a soft hat gracefully. Buckingham followed the pair,
+and when he had reached his own door-way he continued to follow them
+with his eyes until they were lost at a bend in the street. Then he
+entered the house where he lodged, and sat down in his study. He was
+greatly pleased with this little turn in affairs.</p>
+
+<p>"That is one step further in my story," he said to himself, for there
+was no one else to say it to. "So she is Miss Martindale, and this young
+man with a scar has come to see her father on business. He will stay to
+tea. The father will&mdash;what will the father do or say? I must look out
+the name in the directory, so as to get some solid basis of fact about
+the father,&mdash;something to avoid, of course, when I arrange him in the
+story. If he is a stone-cutter I must make him a house- and
+sign-painter. I must disguise him so that his most intimate friend will
+not detect him."</p>
+
+<p>Austin Buckingham was in the most agreeable humor as he proceeded to
+prepare his solitary tea, for he was a bachelor and yet he detested
+restaurants and boarding-houses. His dinner he needed to buy, and eat
+where he bought it, but his breakfast and tea he provided in the room
+which served as study and dining-room. He did not wash his dishes, it
+may be remarked, with the exception of a Kaga cup which was too precious
+to be intrusted to his landlady.</p>
+
+<p>He had set aside his tea-things, and, with a paper and pencil, was
+proceeding to sketch a plot for his story, with Miss Martindale for the
+heroine and the young man with a scar for a hero, when there was a knock
+at the door, and the servant came in, bearing a card. It contained the
+name of Henry Dale Wilding, a correspondent whom he had never met, but
+who had begun with asking for his autograph, and had now ended, it
+seems, with calling in person.</p>
+
+<p>"Show him up," said the story-teller; and Mr. Wilding, who was two steps
+behind the servant, instantly presented himself. His face was certainly
+familiar. Ah! it was the scar upon the face which made the recognition
+easy.</p>
+
+
+<h3>III.</h3>
+
+<h4>MR. WILDING.</h4>
+
+<p>"This is very pleasant," said Buckingham cordially, as he bade the young
+man lay aside his coat and take a seat by the fire. While his guest was
+obeying him, the host said in an aside,&mdash;only the aside was inaudible,
+contrary to the custom of asides,&mdash;"He does not recognize me. I will
+draw him out."</p>
+
+<p>"I was in town this evening,&mdash;in fact, in this very street," said Mr.
+Wilding,&mdash;"and I could not resist the temptation to call on you."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I am very glad you didn't," said Buckingham heartily. "It is evident
+you were led into it. Have you many friends in town?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not very many. I know one or two men in college. I thought at one time
+of coming here to college myself. I gave that up, however, and now I am
+thinking of taking a special course, perhaps in English. Indeed, that is
+one reason why I came to town to-day."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, the college is hospitable enough. It is a great hotel, with
+accommodations for regular boarders, but with reduced tickets for the
+<i>table-d'h&ocirc;te</i>, and a restaurant for any one who happens in, where one
+may dine <i>&agrave; la carte</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"I have not had a classical education," said the young man.</p>
+
+<p>"Very well: you can make a special point of that. Very few of our later
+writers have had a classical education. Scholarship is no longer a part
+of general culture. It is a profession by itself. It is scientific, not
+literary."</p>
+
+<p>"But you had a classical education, Mr. Buckingham?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I had once. I don't deny that I am glad I had; but I am forced to
+conceal it nowadays."</p>
+
+<p>"And you still read the classics," he went on, with a respectful glance
+at a Greek book lying open on the table. Buckingham hastily closed the
+book.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, when no one is looking. But tell me about your plans. Shall you
+room in the college buildings?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have come so late in the year that I cannot get any satisfactory
+rooms."</p>
+
+<p>"Why not try getting a room somewhere in this neighborhood? There are
+students, I think, who live on this street. I am afraid there are no
+vacant rooms in this house, or I would introduce you to my landlady."</p>
+
+<p>"I am not sure but I shall. In fact, I have been looking at a room
+farther up the street this evening."</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed! What house did you find it in?"</p>
+
+<p>"I found two or three houses that had rooms to let for students. They
+were not boarding-houses. I don't care to board."</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Wilding, my opinion of you rises with each sentiment you express.
+First you think of studying English in a scholarly fashion; then you
+detest boarding. I am sure we shall be friends. I shall invite you to
+take tea with me,&mdash;not to-night, for I have already had my tea, but when
+you are settled in your room."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you; I accept with pleasure. I am glad you did not insist on my
+taking tea with you to-night, for I have just come from tea."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! I remember you said you had friends in town."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; I have some cousins of an indefinite degree. They live on this
+street, and they will make it pleasant for me. But they know very little
+about the college, and I ventured to call to ask your advice about this
+matter of a special course. Would you try for a degree?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Buckingham had nothing to do with the college; he was not even a
+graduate of this particular one; but he dearly loved to give advice. He
+took down the college catalogue, and talked with great animation for
+some time to his young friend, who confided to him that his ambition was
+to be an author, and that he had already written several sketches of
+character.</p>
+
+<p>"Excellent," said Buckingham to himself. "You shall be my hero; only you
+will write short poems. Then nobody will detect your likeness."</p>
+
+<p>Wilding stayed an hour, and then made ready to leave.</p>
+
+<p>"If you are going to take the car, you are just in time," said his host,
+as they shook hands by the door of his room.</p>
+
+<p>"I am going first to my cousin's," said the young man.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, are you? Wait a moment. I should like a little airing. I will walk
+along with you." And Buckingham, with a sudden admiration for his prompt
+seizure of the hour, put on his hat and coat.</p>
+
+
+<h3>IV.</h3>
+
+<h4>THE PLAY MYSTERY.</h4>
+
+<p>Two young women were sitting over their worsted-work in the house
+numbered 17 Grove Street.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Twenty-five, twenty-six," said the elder. "Lillie, if I were you, I
+would always carry one of his books with me in the horse-car, prepared
+to open and read it whenever he chanced to hang by the straps over me.
+He would be sure to try to read it upside down, and&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense, Julia! you speak exactly as if I were running after him."</p>
+
+<p>"Not running, my dear, but waiting for him. Confess it; don't you make
+up stories about this Mr. Buckingham? don't you call him Austin all by
+yourself?"</p>
+
+<p>"Julia, you are shameless! I have a great mind to roll up my work and go
+up-stairs."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no, Lillie. Stay here; for Henry will surely be back soon, and we
+shall learn exactly how the lion looked in his den. What a singularly
+good piece of fortune it was that Henry should have met you both!"</p>
+
+<p>"Julia! you don't suppose that cousin of yours has been telling! You
+don't suppose he has mentioned me to Mr. Buckingham!"</p>
+
+<p>"It is impossible to say. You get two men talking together, and you may
+be sure they forget all their promises of secrecy. Now, I shouldn't
+wonder if Henry were at this very moment&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"You are simply&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Hark! There's Henry now."</p>
+
+<p>For the door opened, and Mr. Wilding entered, the remains of a smile
+upon his face.</p>
+
+<p>"I really should like to know, Julia," he said, "what you two ladies
+have been talking about. We could almost hear. We certainly could see."</p>
+
+<p>"We, Henry? Pray, who is we?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, Mr. Buckingham and I. You have certainly a most hospitable fashion
+of leaving your shades up. He walked out with me after I had called on
+him, and he seemed to have a good deal to say after we came to the door.
+There is an excellent view of the interior from the door; and Miss Vila
+and you were certainly animated."</p>
+
+<p>"This is really dreadful! Lillie, do you suppose he saw us talk?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know. I feel as if he heard every word.&mdash;Mr. Wilding, I hope
+you didn't repeat any of the foolish speeches your cousin made at the
+tea-table?"</p>
+
+<p>"I was discreetness itself, Miss Vila."</p>
+
+<p>"But why didn't you invite him in, Henry?" asked his cousin.</p>
+
+<p>"Upon my word, this is reasonable! First I am made to promise solemnly
+that I won't disclose Miss Vila's name, and then I am asked why I didn't
+bring him in and introduce him. He wanted to come in, I know."</p>
+
+<p>"He wanted to!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; he tried to worm out of me who my cousin was, and he walked up
+here on purpose to find out where you lived."</p>
+
+<p>"How lucky there is no name on the door!" exclaimed the cousin.</p>
+
+<p>"But he heard me ask for your husband's house,&mdash;did he not, Miss Vila?
+And why on earth you should make such a mystery of it all I can't see."</p>
+
+<p>"Do draw the shade, Julia. It makes me nervous. I feel as if he were
+looking in now."</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense, Lillie! he's a gentleman."</p>
+
+<p>"But why do you make such a mystery of it all?" persisted the young man.</p>
+
+<p>"There is no mystery," said Miss Vila stiffly. And, gathering up her
+work, she went up-stairs.</p>
+
+<p>"It's only play mystery, Henry," said his cousin, when they were alone.
+"You see, Lillie Vila has been coming out in the horse-car with him
+every night for a long time; and she has seen him watching her. Of
+course she has seen him, but he has not seen that she has seen him. Men
+are so stupid. And she knows that he has tried in vain to find out who
+she is. He saw her once go into the library. She was dreadfully afraid
+he would come in and see her working behind the screen; but he evidently
+fancied she went in to get a book. Then he is always managing to stand
+or sit near her, and he peeks at her book when she is reading. He is
+just dying, I know, to find out who she is."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h3>V.</h3>
+
+<h4>THE REAL MYSTERY.</h4>
+
+<p>Mr. Austin Buckingham found on his table, when he returned from his walk
+with Henry Wilding, a scrap of paper. It had nothing on it but the words
+"The Mystery." This was the heading which he had made for his story. He
+had been interrupted by his caller just as he had written the words. He
+had not the remotest notion when he set them down what the mystery was
+which he meant to reveal. The title now seemed like a prophecy to him.
+Instead, however, of jotting down an outline of his story, he took out
+his note-book and wrote busily:</p>
+
+<p>"I wish I knew just what I saw this evening. I had walked out with Henry
+Wilding, who called, and who was going, he said, to his cousin's. Now, I
+will not conceal from my faithful journal that I was moved by a desire
+to know just who his cousin was and where he or she lived; for by a most
+fortunate chance I have found out that my maiden without a name lives,
+or probably lives, at a Mr. Martindale's, on this street. I tried to
+draw Wilding out without betraying my own interest, but he was very
+obtuse, and even seemed to be ashamed of his cousin. At any rate, he
+parried my questions, and of course I could not push my curiosity.
+However, I got the better of him, and walked out with him when he left.
+As luck would have it again, the shades were drawn at the house where he
+stopped, and the bright light within made the scene perfectly distinct.
+I talked on the door-step about I know not what, half hoping that
+Wilding would invite me in, but really absorbed in watching two ladies
+who sat by a table. One was my fair unknown, the other a lady whom I
+have occasionally seen, and whom I take to be Wilding's cousin,&mdash;though
+this is all guess-work. Whether she is or not, she is evidently a very
+unpleasant sort of body, for, whatever she said, the other was plainly
+exceedingly vexed and mortified. She covered her face with her hands. At
+one time she made a movement as if to leave. She looked earnest and
+troubled. I could vow she was about to burst into tears. Her face was
+very expressive. No one who shows such sudden changes can help being a
+person of rare sensibility. I am almost out of conceit of making her the
+heroine of my story, though, to be sure, I am not likely to interfere
+with her personal rights, so long as I do not know either her name or
+her history.</p>
+
+<p>"To come back to the pantomime which I saw through the window. It was
+probably by no means so mysterious in reality as it appeared to me. Yet
+what could it have been? or, rather, how can I appropriate it for my
+purposes? I have it! The very situation of looking through a window
+shall serve as the critical point in my story, only it shall be the hero
+of my story, and not an idle spectator like myself, who does the
+looking. The young poet, Wilding in disguise, only walks out at night.
+He is a shy fellow, who even in public holds his hat, as it were, before
+his face. He keeps by himself in his garret, brooding over his poems,
+and seeing no one, until he almost loses the power of ordinary
+association with other people. When night comes, he walks, sometimes
+through the night. But his loneliness has generated a desire for
+companionship which he can satisfy only by ghostly intercourse. So,
+instead of knowing people, he imagines them, and falls in love with his
+imaginations. He observes that one house looking toward the sea always
+keeps its curtains drawn. He falls into the way of stealing by every
+night to catch a glimpse of a fireside. There he sees a fair girl,&mdash;and
+I may as well draw her portrait like that of my unknown friend,&mdash;with
+eyes that are downcast but when raised suddenly grow large and lustrous,
+with hands that fold themselves when disengaged, with hair that peeps
+shyly over the forehead, and with a figure that seems always to be
+listening. She becomes the world to him. He has renounced all common
+association with men and women, and he peoples the world which he has
+thus brushed out with shapes caught from this one girl. The very silence
+which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span> separates them makes him more quick in his imagination to invest
+her with the grace which her distant presence never denies."</p>
+
+<p>"Bah! what superfine nonsense I am writing!" exclaimed Buckingham,
+pushing his note-book aside, but continuing to sit before his fire in
+revery.</p>
+
+
+<h3>VI.</h3>
+
+<h4>THE REVERSE SIDE OF THE TAPESTRY.</h4>
+
+<p>Mr. Henry Wilding suited himself easily to a room in a house which stood
+just beyond his cousin's. He wanted little to make him at home; for he
+had only pitched his tent in this university town, and had no thought of
+settling in it. His wish was to get what he came for and to go again as
+little encumbered with baggage as he had come. Something of this sort he
+had been saying, not long after his established routine had begun, in a
+letter to the lady to whom he had the good fortune to be engaged. "I
+never could feel settled so far from you," he went on gallantly; "and I
+want only so much home at hand as will keep me from daily discontent. So
+it is exceedingly convenient to have my cousin Julia next door. I feel
+as one might who lived over a grocery-shop: there would be no fear of
+starving, at all events. When my supply of family feeling runs low, I
+drop in upon Julia and lay in enough to last a few days. Her friend, who
+makes a home with her, of whom I wrote in my last, does not greatly
+interest me. She says very little; but I am willing to grant that she is
+uncommonly pretty. I don't know why I say this in such grudging fashion.
+If some one else be fair to me, what care I how fair this 't other one
+be? Julia admires her greatly; but I suspect she is one of the kind whom
+one needs to marry ever to get at. Julia is as much married to her as
+one woman can be to another; and that explains why she sees so much in
+her. She sometimes reports scraps of conversations which she has held
+with this Miss Lillie Vila. Unless Julia makes up both sides of the
+conversation, her friend certainly is intelligent, and, I am afraid,
+witty. I say this last because it piques me that I have never extracted
+any witty remark from her.</p>
+
+<p>"As for John, he is imperturbably good-natured. His profession keeps him
+away a good deal; but when he is at home he seems to do nothing but read
+a book by the fireside and chuckle to himself. Julia and Miss Vila both
+admire him greatly; but I suspect it is necessary to reconstruct him out
+of imaginary material before one can get to think very highly of him.
+Women do this naturally. I can always make myself humble by thinking
+that you do it with me.</p>
+
+<p>"Buckingham is decidedly more interesting. I have not seen him since the
+evening I called upon him; but as I recall him, his air, his
+conversation, and the shell of a room which he has been forming about
+him, I constantly find something new to enjoy. He has a good deal of
+insight. I am not uncomfortable when I remember how steadily he looked
+at me; for he is not cynical. Indeed, I should say that he had managed
+to preserve an unusual amount of sentiment,&mdash;more than is generally
+found in one at his time of life. I am convinced that he ought to marry;
+and if he ever does, I am sure that he will give up writing stories. He
+is just one of those men who will find such satisfaction in domestic
+life as to become indifferent to imaginative experiences. I notice that
+in his stories he always seems to be groping about for some agreeable
+domestic conclusion. His room shows it. It looks as if a woman had been
+in it, but had left before she had put the final touch to it. She ought
+to come back."</p>
+
+
+<h3>VII.</h3>
+
+<h4>MR. BUCKINGHAM MAKES A MOVE.</h4>
+
+<p>A week after Henry Wilding had called on Austin Buckingham, that
+gentleman tried to return his call. It must be confessed that his motive
+was not so much a commendable desire to get even socially with his new
+acquaintance, nor<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span> to give him good advice, as it was to get a nearer
+view of the heroine of his story. Candor compels me to say that every
+evening for the week past Buckingham had taken an airing, and always in
+the same direction. He had always found the shade drawn at No. 17, and
+often he had caught a glimpse, as he sauntered past, of the figure which
+he now knew so well. It is true that he had never again seen Miss Vila
+in so dramatic a character as upon the first evening when he had
+discovered her <i>en famille;</i> but he had seen her, not as one sees a
+portrait, which always looks in the same direction. In the horse-car she
+had been such a portrait to him,&mdash;the "Portrait of a Lady Reading."
+Behind the window of Mr. Martindale's house she had been a figure in a
+<i>tableau vivant</i>, often animated, always disclosing some new grace of
+attitude, some new charm of manner. He faintly told himself that these
+views enabled him to form a more distinct impression of the character of
+his heroine: whenever he should have his plot ready, his heroine would
+in the various situations instantly appear to him with the vividness and
+richness of reality.</p>
+
+<p>He bethought himself that it was high time to see a little more of his
+hero; and so he persuaded himself that in going to call upon him he was
+engaged in a strictly professional occupation. If by any chance he
+should hear the rustle of the heroine's dress, why, that could not
+possibly injure any impressions which he might receive of his hero's
+individuality. These two people had become important factors in his
+story. He had not yet succeeded in sketching his plot. He felt it all
+the more necessary that they should sketch it for him. He was sure that
+he should readily catch at any hint which they might drop. He would
+therefore go into the society of his hero&mdash;and heroine.</p>
+
+<p>For, somehow or other, whenever he essayed to call up the image of his
+hero and make it yield some distinct personality, the heroine would
+gently come to the fore. It was like going to a party and finding the
+eye glancing off from every black-coated figure to the richly-draped
+presence which made the party different from a town-meeting.</p>
+
+<p>He was so much under the influence of all this reflex sentiment that he
+dressed himself with care before he went out, and so presented himself
+at the door of Mr. Martindale's house. It did not occur to him that
+Wilding lived anywhere else. He had taken it for granted that the young
+man was still at his cousin's. So when the door was opened for him he
+asked if Mr. Wilding were in, at the same time presenting his card. It
+chanced that the maid-servant had that day entered Mr. Martindale's
+service,&mdash;not a very rare chance in any household,&mdash;and, never having
+heard Mr. Wilding's name, indeed, not now hearing it, but hearing
+instead the name Miss Vila, cordially welcomed the distinguished-looking
+visitor, and marched before him into the little parlor, where she
+presented the card, on a salver which she had snatched on the way, to
+Miss Vila, who was sitting with Mrs. Martindale. The two ladies were
+playing backgammon.</p>
+
+
+<h3>VIII.</h3>
+
+<h4>THE INTERRUPTED GAME.</h4>
+
+<p>"For me!" exclaimed Miss Vila, in a dismayed undertone. "Julia!"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Martindale glanced at the card. She rose at once, just as Mr.
+Buckingham entered the room with a little hesitation in his step. As the
+two ladies held the backgammon-board in their laps, one effect of the
+sudden movement was to send the men rolling in every direction about the
+room. It was weeks before one of the men&mdash;a black one&mdash;was found.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Buckingham saw his card in Miss Vila's hands. He addressed himself
+to her:</p>
+
+<p>"Possibly your servant misunderstood me. I asked for Mr. Wilding."</p>
+
+<p>"She is a new servant," said Mrs. Martindale, and then added, with
+alacrity, as she seized the accident by its nearest horn, "her mistake
+was probably<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span> one of the ear. She thought you asked for Miss Vila." Mrs.
+Martindale had it in her to wave her hand toward the young lady, as if
+showing off wax-works, and to explain, "This is Miss Vila," but Mr.
+Buckingham was quick enough not to need the line upon line.</p>
+
+<p>"I must beg Miss Vila's pardon. There certainly is a likeness in the
+names, if you spell it with a <i>we</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"I will speak to Mr. Wilding," said Mrs. Martindale, jerking an eyeful
+of mysterious intelligence at Miss Vila and whisking out of the room.</p>
+
+<p>"I hope you were just about to be beaten, Miss Vila," said Buckingham,
+"for I see I have spoiled the game."</p>
+
+<p>"It is nothing," said she.</p>
+
+<p>She had said nothing, but she had said it with a singularly musical
+voice, and, after all, it is not the significant words but the
+significant tones which touch one.</p>
+
+<p>"No. It is nothing," he repeated. "A game may always be interrupted,
+because it is not the conclusion but the playing which gives it any
+value. I suspect it is like the stories we read,&mdash;somebody comes in, and
+we lay the book down before we come to the end. It is no great matter if
+we never take it up again. We got our pleasure, not from knowing how
+things turned out, but from knowing things." He blushed a little as he
+said this. In fact, his own inchoate story came to his mind. Besides,
+Miss Vila had his card. Since she read so constantly, it was odds but
+she knew of him. He blushed a little more as this thought crossed his
+mind.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think so?" she asked, and her downcast eyes were suddenly
+up-turned in full, the look which he had often patiently watched for as
+he had seen her in the horse-car. "I find the end necessary. If I stop
+half-way I think I have done the story-teller an injustice. I have not
+given him the chance to tell me all he intended to tell me. He lets out
+the secret of his characters by degrees. He could justly say to me, 'You
+do not know the heroine; you have not seen her in that scene which is
+going to test her.'"</p>
+
+<p>"You are quite right," said Buckingham, "if you really think you are
+under any obligation to the story-teller."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, of course I am," she exclaimed, with wide-open surprise. Then she
+blushed in turn,&mdash;first a little color of half-indignant rebuke, then a
+warm hue as she thought of her unnecessary earnestness, then a deep
+crimson as there rushed over her the sudden recollection of the hours
+she had spent in Buckingham's company, and the silent admiration which
+she had bestowed from the shelter of ignorance upon this gentleman who
+now sat composedly before her. It was by an effort of self-control that
+she did not spring from her seat and leave the room. The effort blanched
+her face. It was as she sat thus, her eyes cast down, her lips set, her
+countenance pale, that Mrs. Martindale returned.</p>
+
+
+<h3>IX.</h3>
+
+<h4>THE UNNECESSARY HERO.</h4>
+
+<p>"My cousin will be here presently," she said, as she entered the room.
+And then her eye fell on Miss Vila and glanced quickly at Mr.
+Buckingham, who was nervously fingering his stick. "Meanwhile," she
+added, with a mischievous look, "I will ask you to remain with us, as
+Mr. Wilding will be obliged to see you here. Lillie, you have the
+gentleman's card. It seems awkward to wait for the formality of Henry's
+introduction. Will you have the kindness to make us acquainted?"</p>
+
+<p>Miss Vila gravely performed the ceremony.</p>
+
+<p>"Your cousin is fortunate in finding friends in town, Mrs. Martindale,"
+said Buckingham; "for a collegian coming here freshly, especially one in
+a special course, is apt to be slow in breaking through the hedge which
+divides the college from the town."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he is quite fortunate," said his cousin. "I exercise an influence
+over him. You know we exercise an influence over students, don't you?"</p>
+
+<p>Buckingham laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"I supposed that was what the town was for."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"When they are away from home and parents and all those refining
+influences, we serve as substitutes. Henry is away, not so much from his
+parents, who are dead, as from the lady to whom he is engaged. That is
+why I feel bound to exercise an influence over him." Mrs. Martindale
+made this explanation with a serious air, but Buckingham, whose eye
+never stayed far from Miss Vila, detected that young lady casting a
+reproachful, not to say indignant, glance at the speaker. Miss Vila,
+indeed, made a motion as if to leave, but, with another quick blush, as
+if she had betrayed a secret thought, settled again into her chair. To
+tell the secret, she had a sudden misgiving that her reckless friend
+might take it into her head to make ingenuous revelations concerning
+her.</p>
+
+<p>"I hope he finds his work agreeable," said Buckingham; not that he cared
+a straw, but by way of keeping up his end of the conversation.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I have no doubt he does, or he would come to see us oftener. I
+mean," she explained hurriedly, "he would stay in his room less."</p>
+
+<p>"He certainly takes his time now in coming down," thought the visitor.
+There was, however, a movement in the passage, and Mrs. Martindale
+darted out. She came back immediately, looking somewhat embarrassed.</p>
+
+<p>"I am sorry," she faltered, "but I find I am mistaken. He is not in."</p>
+
+<p>"I am afraid you are not exerting enough influence, Mrs. Martindale,"
+said Buckingham pleasantly, but somewhat perplexed in his mind at the
+length of time it had taken to make this discovery, and at the
+hallucination which had seemed to possess his cousin's mind when she
+announced him as about to appear. As for Miss Vila, she persistently
+refused to look up. She scarcely looked up, indeed, when Mr. Buckingham
+bowed himself out, though he looked eagerly at her, in hopes once more
+of catching the full light of her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>She did look up, however, when the door closed behind the visitor, and
+she looked straight at Mrs. Martindale. That lady answered her look
+with one tear and a good many words:</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Lillie, if you knew how I felt at getting into such a scrape, you
+wouldn't look at me as if you were an Avenging Conscience, or a Nemesis,
+or any of those horrid furies. No; and you wouldn't look speechlessly
+sorrowful, either. Of course I ought to have told him at once that Henry
+did not live here, and I ought to have sent him next door instead of
+sending Kate, and I ought not to have pretended that he was coming the
+next moment; but of course I thought he was at home, and then when he
+came I could have laughed it off; but he didn't come, and I was too
+frightened to laugh it off. Oh, yes, I am a criminal of the deepest dye;
+but he's introduced, Lillie, and you've introduced him to me, and we're
+all&mdash;we're all introduced."</p>
+
+
+<h3>X.</h3>
+
+<h4>THE REAL HERO.</h4>
+
+<p>When a pile of wood has been laid upon smouldering embers, a thin curl
+of smoke crawls lazily up the chimney, another follows with like
+indolence, and it looks after a while as if the wood would not burn at
+all. Suddenly a little whiff of air enters the pile, when, presto! up
+blazes the fire, and soon there is a famous glow.</p>
+
+<p>It was somewhat thus with Mr. Austin Buckingham. He had been toying with
+the fancy of his story, and especially of this maiden to whom his eyes
+had become so wonted, and had allowed himself to look at her in so many
+lights, that she had gradually come to be always before him. The figure
+of the hero had as gradually disappeared: it was only by an effort that
+he could revive it. Suddenly he had sat a long quarter of an hour with
+the girl, he had heard her voice, he had seen her smile, he had felt the
+graciousness of her near presence when he was not merely at hand, but
+the direct object of her thought. What a world of difference there was
+between sitting by her side in a crowded horse-car and sitting even<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span>
+half a room-breadth's away, when they two were the only ones in the
+room!</p>
+
+<p>By all this experience, as much perhaps by what had gone before as by
+what had followed suddenly after, Buckingham now stood revealed to
+himself. He was ablaze with this new, tingling, searching ardor. When he
+had entered the room and shut the door, he saw lying upon his table his
+note-book, open as he had left it. He had been amusing himself, just
+before he went out, with further suggestions for his story. He dipped
+his pen into the ink and drew a bold, straight line across the page. He
+stood looking at the leaf,&mdash;idle fancy above the line, a blank below it.</p>
+
+<p>A knock at the door, and Henry Wilding entered. Buckingham greeted him
+with a sudden excess of fervor which puzzled the young man.</p>
+
+<p>"I was sorry to miss finding you," he began, and then checked himself.
+"Not so very sorry either, since fortune made me acquainted with&mdash;your
+cousin&mdash;and with Miss Vila," he added, after an embarrassed pause.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't understand," said Wilding. "Have I missed a call from you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. I just came from your house. Your cousin at first thought you were
+at home. Now I think of it, she&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But I don't live at my cousin's," said Wilding.</p>
+
+<p>"Where do you live, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Next door to her house."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! then she sent out for you. That explains it." And so Mr.
+Buckingham, intent on his own affairs, brushed away the duplicity of the
+fair hostess. "But I was very glad to hear a piece of news about you
+from her. Let me congratulate you. I did not know you were engaged." And
+he shook Wilding's hand warmly. He was not so generous at the moment as
+he appeared. In reality, he was shaking his own hand in anticipation.
+Wilding responded with a good-natured laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"I have sometimes wondered, Mr. Buckingham," he said, "how you, who
+write stories of love and marriage, should remain unmarried."</p>
+
+<p>"Let us put it the other way. How can I who am unmarried write such
+stories? In truth, I have a dim sense that persons like you, who know
+the matter by experience, must laugh inwardly at my innocent attempts at
+realistic treatment."</p>
+
+<p>"Why not, then, have the experience first?" said Wilding lightly.</p>
+
+<p>"God forbid!" said Buckingham, with a somewhat unintelligible
+seriousness. "If I were ever in love, it seems to me I should stop
+writing love-stories."</p>
+
+<p>Now, this was just what happened, for a time at least. To any one so
+dead in love as Buckingham was at this time, all circumstances are
+favorable. It needs but a given moment, and the hero is on hand ready to
+seize it. The next night he could not ride out from the city; he must
+walk. When he got beyond the bridge, he wondered that he saw no
+horse-cars coming toward him. He remembered that he had seen none for
+some time, but now he noticed a long line of them standing before him,
+pointed outward. He heard the puff of a steam fire-engine, and saw that
+travel by rail was stopped by a fire. The hose crossed the track, and
+the incoming horse-cars were in a long line beyond it. He looked at the
+cars which he had over-taken. Midway in the line stood the one he had
+been accustomed to take. He caught sight of a familiar head bent over a
+book. He stepped into the car and stood before Miss Vila. He bent
+forward, and she looked up as he spoke:</p>
+
+<p>"The cars are stopped by a fire. We may be delayed a long while. Why not
+walk home from here? It is a fine night."</p>
+
+<p>He spoke somewhat hurriedly. He did not know how appealingly he looked.
+She did, however, and she closed her book and followed him.</p>
+
+<p>The story, then, never was written, even though the heroine had been
+found. Everything else had disappeared,&mdash;the hero, the mystery, the
+plot. Nothing was left but the heroine and&mdash;love.</p>
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Horace E. Scudder.</span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span></p>
+<h2><a name="SHADOWS_ALL" id="SHADOWS_ALL"></a>SHADOWS ALL.</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Shadows all!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">From the birth-robe to the pall,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In this travesty of life,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Hollow calm and fruitless strife,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whatsoe'er the actors seem,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They are posturing in a dream;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Fates may rise, and fates may fall,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Shadows are we, shadows all!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">From what sphere<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Float these phantoms flickering here?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">From what mystic circle cast<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In the dim &aelig;onian Past?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many voices make reply,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But they only rise to die<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Down the midnight mystery,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">While earth's mocking echoes call,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Shadows, shadows, shadows all!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i24"><span class="smcap">Paul Hamilton Hayne.</span><br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="ROSES_OF_YESTERDAY_AND_TO-DAY" id="ROSES_OF_YESTERDAY_AND_TO-DAY"></a>ROSES OF YESTERDAY AND TO-DAY.</h2>
+
+
+<p>It always seemed to me, as a child, that the birds put their hearts more
+wholly into their songs in that special little corner of Paradise on the
+Hudson River than they did anywhere else. Not that it was really so very
+little a corner, being small only in comparison with an entire Paradise,
+composed of many such bits, that lines the shore of the beautiful
+Hudson.</p>
+
+<p>It was so great a delight to the child who knew little of country
+pleasures to be called away from some task or commonplace "every-day"
+pastime and to be told that there was an invitation to spend an
+afternoon, or perhaps several days, at Professor Morse's place, "Locust
+Grove."</p>
+
+<p>There would be the drive, leaning back in the barouche (with a feeling
+of easy importance lent by the consciousness of wondrous delights to
+come) and looking up with a species of admiring awe at the herculean
+form of the French coachman, who seemed to be concealing romantically
+brigandish recollections behind his fiery black eyes and wide-spreading,
+ferocious moustache. Along the dusty "South Road" we would go, under the
+green lights and shadows of the maple-trees, over the two miles which
+stretch between Poughkeepsie town and "Locust Grove,"&mdash;past "Eastman's
+Park," with its smart decorations, past the small, unambitious houses,
+draped with many-hued, old-fashioned roses, that straggled along the
+dividing-line between the narrow restrictions of town and the fragrant
+wideness of the country, where the air was cool with the breath of the
+river, and the breezes brought suggestions of freshly-cut grass, just
+blown locust-blossoms, and the thousand sweet, indefinable scents of the
+woods.</p>
+
+<p>On approaching the boundaries of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span> "the Grove," the perfume of the
+locust-flowers assumed due prominence, as the name of the place implies
+they should, while their white clusters drooped from the heavily-loaded
+branches till they fairly touched the high posts of the gate. And then
+would come the drive up the dim avenue, flecked with patches of sunshine
+that lay like fallen gold pieces in the dusk shadow, while if one
+glanced upward or on either side one saw nothing save the arching
+trees,&mdash;pines and locusts, and maples no less stately,&mdash;until a space
+was reached where the grove was less dense and the view widened to a
+stretch of velvet grass whitened with daisies lying soft on the tops of
+the blades in a way to make one fancy a summer fall of snow. At the turn
+of the avenue one caught a glimpse of the house, with its vine-wreathed
+tower, generous piazzas, and hospitable <i>porte-coch&egrave;re</i>, and in the
+background, beyond the lawn, the river, with the blue hills on the
+opposite shore veiled by a light, lace like haze, just enough of a haze
+to lend mystery to the distance.</p>
+
+<p>The loud clattering of the horses' shoes on the stone pavement under the
+<i>porte-coch&egrave;re</i>, which informed the occupants of the house that visitors
+had come, seemed always to tell the youngest, most insignificant, yet
+happiest of those visitors that the anticipated hour of many delights
+had actually arrived. And of these delights there were to the heart of
+the child a thousand and one such as could scarcely be realized or even
+dreamed of at the home in town. There were the broad, shady piazzas to
+be walked over with dainty footfalls, lest the grown people should be
+disturbed. There was the mystic retreat within the circle of a group of
+low-branching pines, the secret of which one penetrated by stepping down
+from the front piazza at a certain place and there insinuating one's
+self into a small opening, which only the initiated could discover,
+among the trees. Here one had a little fragrant sanctum all one's own,
+carpeted with pine needles, green and brown, and arched over by ceiling
+and walls of thick branches, from out of which peeped startled robins,
+who soon, finding that no harm was meant them, went on with their song.
+Then there was the garden, fragrant and brilliant, which one might
+explore when one had promised Thomas, the presiding genius, that one
+would not touch his cherished sweets, for it "went to his heart" to see
+a single blossom torn from its parent stem. And there were the
+grape-houses, for which the place was famous far and near,&mdash;hot, and
+odorous of moist soil and growing vines, among which white and purple
+clusters hung temptingly heavy and low.</p>
+
+<p>One especial pleasure was to walk along the gravelled path that skirted
+the smooth, level stretch of lawn at the back of the house, and thus to
+reach the brow of the hill overlooking the "farm" and the river. There
+were seats on the edge of this bluff, and a large spring-board on which
+one might ride and jump to one's heart's content. By following this path
+still farther, and to the left, one soon deserted the well-kept lawn and
+found one's self on a narrow, winding walk overhanging a deep, wooded
+ravine, in the depths of which a little brook ran curving about among
+the ferns and daisies; and presently, far out of sight of the house, in
+shade so dense as to lend a certain pleasing enchantment, one came upon
+a rustic summer-house, with odd, three-cornered-seats, and a table
+surrounding the tree-trunk that supported the centre of the roof.</p>
+
+<p>There were manifold other out-of-door enjoyments, such as visiting the
+pigeon-house, and, as a rare favor, rioting in the scented hay in the
+loft over the barn, visiting the gardener's wife (whose home was in that
+part of the old Livingston mansion which its master and time had allowed
+to stand), and being permitted to draw water from the ancient well,
+about which hung so many stories of generations past. How exciting it
+was, and with what delicious awe one listened, when the little lady who
+was a fairy grandmamma instead of a fairy godmother in the household<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span>
+told a certain story regarding this well! It was a story before the time
+of her own birth, when two of her older sisters were very tiny girls.
+One day, when the mother was busy in superintending some homely task
+(such as the manufacturing of the "cream cheese," perhaps, for which she
+was noted), the baby of two years toddled in and began to lisp over and
+over the same broken words, "Tatie in 'ell, Tatie in 'ell." She had
+repeated them many times, with increasing insistence, before the busy
+mother realized that they possessed a meaning. "Tatie in 'ell, Tatie in
+'ell," the little one said, pulling at her mother's gown, half crying as
+she spoke; and then it dawned upon the latter that her baby had
+something serious to tell. She yielded to the little importunate hands
+upon her dress, and followed the child out of doors to the well and
+there looked down. "Katie" was indeed in the well, as the lisping tongue
+had tried to say, and, gazing into the darkness below, the mother could
+see the frightened, pitiful little face turned up to her, while two
+small hands convulsively grasped the edge of the great bucket. The
+husband and father was away from home, all the men employed about the
+place were working at a distance, and there was no time to lose: those
+frail hands must soon relax their hold, and the child was sorely
+terrified and begging to be saved. As the mother hesitated, in an agony
+of doubt, out from the house came a stout, elderly serving-woman, who
+had lived in the family for many years, and who was especially devoted
+to little Kate. She had heard her mistress's cry, and, running to look
+into the well, without even waiting to explain, she set about the
+execution of a hazardous and original plan of rescue. Climbing over the
+curb, she began to descend by striding the well and planting her feet
+upon the rough, protruding stones of which the sides were formed. Not
+one woman in a thousand could or would have done such a thing; but this
+one was tall and strong, and brave as a lion with the might of her love
+for little Kate. She saved the child, who had suffered no graver injury
+than a thorough drenching and a fright which served as a warning for
+herself and the children of her own and several generations to come.</p>
+
+<p>Interesting as was this story and others told of the past, and
+delightful as it was to play under the great trees, roaming at one's own
+sweet will all about "the Grove," better than everything else was it to
+be admitted into the "sanctum sanctorum" of the place,&mdash;Professor
+Morse's study,&mdash;where the master sat among his books and treasures, his
+kindly, clear-featured face and bright brown eyes, framed in by silver
+hair and beard, shining out from the curtained dimness of the room.
+There were many objects fascinating even to a child in that study, which
+opened out of the family library with its store of books. The library
+was very good, but the study was still better. There, under a glass
+case, was the first telegraph-instrument that had ever been made. One or
+two of Professor Morse's early paintings hung upon the wall, and
+sometimes he would display a few sketches to the older members of the
+party, who were naturally regardless of the fact that there was "a chiel
+amang 'em, takin' notes." The crowning treat offered within the
+study-walls, however, was to have the marvels of the Professor's immense
+and powerful microscope displayed before our wondering gaze. There we
+became acquainted with the rainbow-tinted plumes of the fly's wing and
+the jewels that lie hidden from ordinary ken in the pollen and petals of
+the simplest blossoms. And the master of it all, to whom the marvels
+were as familiar as the common objects themselves, seemed to derive a
+genuine pleasure from that which he bestowed upon his guests.</p>
+
+<p>When Professor Morse purchased Locust Grove, before his second marriage,
+he was not aware that it had belonged to the family of the lady who was
+soon to become his wife. Indeed, it was not until some friend remarked,
+"How delightful for you to take your bride to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span> the old ancestral place
+owned by her kindred for so many generations!" that he knew the home
+would possess any associations, save those to be formed in the future,
+for his <i>fianc&eacute;e</i>. But no doubt at the beginning of their life there
+Locust Grove was thus rendered doubly dear to both. The old Livingston
+mansion was at that time standing, much nearer to the entrance-gates
+than the more modern residence inhabited by the owner's family; and the
+quaint well, with the stone curb, the water of which was so remarkable
+for its purity that travellers came from a distance to ask the privilege
+of drinking, formed an object of interest at least, if not of actual
+beauty, before the old vine-grown porch. Gradually the house fell into
+decay, and the greater portion was torn down, leaving but five or six
+rooms, with their odd, hooded windows and strangely-fashioned fireplaces
+and mantels, the porch, with its broad, shallow seats, and the
+green-painted, "divided" front doors, to tell the tale of what once had
+been the home of so much hospitality and happiness.</p>
+
+<p>So all remained painted with unfading colors on the canvas of my memory,
+each object as I had known and loved it when a child. And then the child
+went far away and grew to womanhood, having looked on many places and
+"things of beauty," but, while forgetting much that belonged to the old
+days, never forgot Locust Grove. The scent of the new locust-blossoms,
+the songs of the birds, and the beauty of the lights and shadows dancing
+on the river were as vivid in recollection as they had been in
+actuality; and after a severe and tedious illness it seemed that no
+tonic could prove so effectual as a visit to that dear old place, not
+seen for years, and which I had loved so well.</p>
+
+<p>There is generally experienced a vague yet bitter disappointment in
+returning to a spot hallowed by associations after an absence of any
+appreciable length of time. It is wellnigh impossible for the reality to
+equal what has through the filtering of fancy become scarcely more than
+a remembered dream.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Nothing can be as it has been;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Better, so call it, only&mdash;not the same.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>And yet Locust Grove in 1884 looked almost as unchanged as though it had
+shared the slumbers of the "Sleeping Beauty" since 1871. Only, a certain
+potent charm had fled with the presence of the departed master. It was
+now but his pictured eyes and silver hair that lit up the dimness of the
+room that had been sacred to him. The books and papers covering the desk
+belonged to a later and more careless generation. The microscope stood
+unused under its glass case, the sketches were lovingly laid away out of
+sight, and altogether a subtile change could be detected in the
+atmosphere. There were things, however, about the house which perhaps
+had always been there, and yet which I looked upon now with a new and
+keener appreciation. The picture of Professor Morse when a child of five
+or six years, standing by his father, who is clad in the quaint robes
+which then distinguished a Congregationalist divine, seemed to me one
+that might interest others besides myself. Also the portrait of his
+mother, with pearls in her puffed and powdered hair, and her beautiful
+bare arms holding the older child, Sidney (a baby in oddly-fashioned
+long robes), was charming to look at because of its intrinsic beauty as
+well as the associations attached to it. And the life-size painting of
+General Washington's mother,&mdash;said to be the only one of the kind in
+existence,&mdash;which looked down from its broad frame over the dining-room
+mantel, possessed a special fascination for me. One felt rather
+insignificant with that scornful smile and those languid eyes brooding
+over one as one sat engaged in the discussion of soup; and it was
+impossible to keep from imagining that the stiff and stately dame in her
+mathematically correct white and green draperies was drawing invidious
+comparisons between the way one did one's hair and the way in which she
+had considered it proper to arrange her abundant pale-brown locks.</p>
+
+<p>About the place itself were more changes than at first would strike the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span>
+eye. The old Livingston homestead had been razed to the ground, and
+smooth, emerald grass thrived upon its site, while the chief gardener,
+Thomas, had been promoted to a new &aelig;sthetic cottage of the latest
+approved colors and style. Even the famous well was no more; for a small
+and inconspicuous pump had been put in its stead, to save unwary
+children from instituting a too curious search for the "truth" popularly
+supposed to lie within its depths. The graperies were gone, and in their
+stead nourished rose-houses,&mdash;visiting the interior of which seemed
+fairly to transport one into the famous "Vale of Cashmere." Roses of all
+colors and all descriptions here found an ideal home, and with their
+beauty served the purses of their two young masters, who superintended
+their culture. It was in the early summer that I saw the place again
+after my long absence, and the rose-houses of course could not be seen
+at their best, as they can in winter. There are four large houses,
+opening into a long, narrow frame building, at one end of which is the
+office where the young gentlemen managers transact their business. Here
+all was&mdash;and still is, no doubt&mdash;immaculately neat, the walls adorned
+with colored prints and paintings of flowers, an array of books, papers,
+and ledgers carefully arranged in their exact places on the desk, and
+everything kept free from dust, swept and garnished. In the long, bare
+room from which the office opens are stored gardening-tools,
+watering-cans of all shapes and descriptions (some of which to an
+untutored eye present a striking resemblance to coffee-pots such as the
+Brobdingnag giants might have used), baskets for packing the roses, with
+all their paraphernalia, earthen pots for plants great and small, and
+many other utensils such as those unlearned in gardening lore would
+consider uncouth in the extreme. On one side of the room stands the big
+table upon which the baskets are set, and above this are ranged numerous
+rows of shelves. Four doors open into the rose-houses, and at the east
+end is the one devoted exclusively to the culture of Jacqueminots,&mdash;the
+"Jack"-house it is irreverently, if not slangily, styled. Here the glass
+roof stands open all the summer long, for the breezes to blow and the
+soft rains to fall upon the petted plants; and here the sunshine holds
+high revel, bronzing the intricate tracery of stem and branch and
+turning half the leaves to shining emeralds.</p>
+
+<p>It was in the "Jack"-house that I one morning found Thomas Devoy, the
+gardener, at work with his great oddly-shaped shears or scissors, and
+detained him long enough to make a little sketch of him among his
+flowers; and while I worked with pencils and paper he told me divers
+anecdotes of the twenty-eight years he had spent in Professor Morse's
+service. "I entered service in the old country when I was very young,"
+he said; "and even as a little boy I was fond of gardening. One time,
+when I was a child, I was going through some splendid greenhouses with
+the head-gardener who took care of them. There was one very rare plant
+of which he was exceedingly proud, and I begged him for a tiny slip to
+take home with me. But he refused; and so, in passing by, I quietly
+broke off one little leaf. Some time afterward I was able to show him a
+plant as fine as his own which I had raised from that one leaf, and then
+I told him its story."</p>
+
+<p>All the fine, large Jacqueminots in the "Jack"-house were raised from
+one parent plant with cuttings made about four years or so before, the
+gardener told me, while I, gazing in amazement at their high-reaching
+branches, thought, with "Topsy," it was something to boast of that they
+had "jest growed."</p>
+
+<p>In the winter the rose-houses become things of beauty and a joy forever,
+seeming to have imprisoned the very heart of summer within their walls,
+while outside&mdash;shut away from the warmth and glowing tints of red and
+pink, yellow and lustrous rosy pearl&mdash;lie the snow and the ice, and
+through the bare branches of the trees the wind whistles drearily.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>But in the summer the aspect of the rose-houses is very different. All
+then is preparation and making over for the coming autumn and winter.
+Some of the houses are planted with tiny cuttings just lifting little
+tender sprays above the warm, moist soil. Men are at work here and there
+with hammers and nails, repairing any slight damage that may have been
+done in previous months. Hose-pipes coil over the floors, and one must
+walk by them daintily. In other houses one would exclaim with pleasure
+at finding one's self in a wilderness of roses, pink, yellow, and white,
+only to be told, rather contemptuously, "<i>That</i> is nothing. There are no
+roses here now. You must wait till winter if you want something worth
+seeing. We have roses as large as tea-saucers then, and any quantity of
+them."</p>
+
+<p>Outside the buildings, and fairly surrounding them, are large square
+beds of hybrid roses of many varieties, each sort planted in separate
+rows by itself. There are beds of cuttings also, and one long, narrow
+bed of red hybrids running the entire length of the greenhouse.
+"Catherine Mermet," "La Reine," "Adam," "Paul Neyron," the exquisite "La
+France," "John Hopper," the "Duke of Connaught," "Niphetos," and "Perle
+des Jardins" are here in profusion, with others of every shade and tint,
+too numerous almost to count, and the perfume arising from beds and
+hot-houses is intoxicating in its strength and sweetness. Some bushes
+are merely set in earthen pots out of doors; and these are supposed to
+be in a dormant state, undergoing the process of "drying off," or
+"hardening," receiving very little water, and are to be so kept until
+September, when they will be repotted and "started" for growing,&mdash;thus
+illustrating the truth of the saying that there is a blessing for those
+who only stand and wait. But one could not help pitying them, when one
+thought how their more fortunate companions with their uncramped roots
+were exploring underground passages and enjoying all the freedom and
+moisture of the rich soil.</p>
+
+<p>"During the fall and winter we are very busy in a different way," said
+Thomas Devoy, as he displayed his treasures. And then he told me how
+every day in the later months all hands are occupied in tending,
+cutting, and packing the roses which are daily expressed to a certain
+New York florist. The beautiful half-blown buds are carefully cut, with
+long, leafy stems, and laid in the great market-baskets standing on the
+table ready to receive them. Row after row and layer after layer are
+laid in, sprinkled until leaves and petals sparkle with a diamond dew.
+Only buds at a certain stage of unfolding are used, and the most
+exquisite roses with their petals opening one pink or pearly crease too
+far are discarded as unfit to send away. Tissue-paper covers the flowers
+as they lie ready in their baskets, then oiled paper is placed on top,
+and finally a thin red oilcloth is fastened over all.</p>
+
+<p>Thus from two to four hundred roses of almost every variety are daily
+put upon the New York train and expressed to the florist, at whose
+establishment they arrive, after a few hours, as fresh, dewy, and
+fragrant as when they left their parent plants.</p>
+
+<p>And yet, with all these that are sent away, the home is not forgotten.
+Gorgeous blooms in exquisite foreign vases adorn table, cabinet-shelf,
+and mantel in every inhabited room in the house, where, among relics of
+the old time, the roses of yesterday and to-day meet in a rivalry so
+lovely that one is at a loss in deciding the merits of their separate
+claims. The roses of to-day are freshest, and it may even be fairest;
+yet there is a little poem which asks,&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">What's the rose that I hold to the rose that is dead?<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>And thus, to one who has known and loved the place in days gone by, when
+what has become a mere association and memory now made its very life and
+soul, there is something in the suggestion of that verse which at least
+lets itself be readily understood.</p>
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Alice King Hamilton.</span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span></p>
+<h2><a name="A_HOOSIER_IDYL" id="A_HOOSIER_IDYL"></a>A HOOSIER IDYL.</h2>
+
+
+<p>It was a part of the Great West which in the past fifty or seventy-five
+years has been transformed from unbroken forests, the home of the red
+Indian and the deer, to a thickly-settled farming-country, dotted with
+comfortable homes and traversed by railways and wagon-roads. Here and
+there in retired districts the log cabins of the pioneers remained, and
+wherever one looked an horizon of woods met his eye; but the numerous
+towns and villages gave evidence of a higher and ever-increasing degree
+of civilization.</p>
+
+<p>It was a land of rich soil and lush natural growth, without rocks or
+hills or swiftly-running streams, a region of corn- and wheat-fields and
+orchards, of clover-pastures and melon-patches.</p>
+
+<p>The human <i>physique</i> showed good development and abundant nourishment,
+but the dwellers along the sluggish creeks sometimes had a tinge of
+yellow beneath the sunburn of their faces. Caste distinctions, pride of
+station, were unknown here; all the people, whether their possessions
+were great or small, drew their nurture from the soil, and greeted each
+other with a friendly "Howdy?" when they met, conscious of perfect
+equality. It was much better to be poor in a place like this than in a
+great city,&mdash;to have at least physical abundance if one could not have
+other advantages. Elvira Hill was not conscious of being poor, though
+just now she was anxious to get a country school to teach. All her life
+had been spent amid these familiar scenes, her condition in life was
+neither worse nor better than that of her acquaintances, and it never
+occurred to her to be discontented with her lot and rebel against fate.
+She had been brought up on a farm, had known what it was to go after the
+cows of an evening, to drive them to the barn-lot bars and milk them, to
+catch a horse in the pasture and saddle and ride it, to hunt hens' nests
+in the hay-mow, to churn, and wash dishes, and get vegetables from the
+garden, and pick the raspberries and blackberries that ripened in the
+fence corners along the fields and woods. But just now she was living
+with her grandmother in a little brown house in the cluster of houses
+called Hill's Station. There were two stores, a post-office, a
+blacksmith's shop, and a mill; the mail-trains stopped here, and a daily
+hack carried passengers northward two miles and a half to a larger
+village, Sassafrasville, where there was an excellent academy. The
+national pike ran through Hill's Station, and there was a great deal of
+travel on this road,&mdash;local travel of various kinds, peddlers' wagons
+which stopped in every town, and long rows of white-covered movers'
+wagons going West to Illinois or Iowa or Kansas. What wonder, then, that
+with all these advantages the people of Hill's Station thought
+themselves centrally located, and watched with complaisant interest the
+passing trains, the daily hack, and the teams going along the pike? That
+they were pleasantly located there was no doubt. Tall beech- and
+sugar-maple-trees, part of the original forest, stood singly here and
+there and cast pleasant islands of shade upon the expanse of sunshine,
+and from the fields which bordered the road came the scent of
+clover-blooms.</p>
+
+<p>Elvira Hill had gone to the little country schools, sometimes to the one
+a mile west of town, sometimes to the one a mile east, and for the past
+three years had attended the Sassafrasville Academy: so that now, at
+seventeen, she was considered to have a good education, and expected to
+follow the example of many of the young people of that section and go to
+teaching. She talked it over with her grandmother, and decided that she
+had better try a subscription school in the country first; then, if she
+succeeded in giving satisfaction, she would apply in the winter for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span> the
+position of assistant in the Hill's Station school.</p>
+
+<p>Her grandmother, placid and fair, with a cap of sheer white muslin
+resting on her yet brown hair, and a pair of gold-bowed spectacles
+pushed up on her forehead above her kindly blue eyes, was considered a
+handsome old woman, and showed few traces of the life of toil through
+which she had passed. She read a great deal in a New Testament with
+large print, and often sat a long time in thought, with it open on her
+knees. Another work which she frequently perused was Mrs. Ellet's "Women
+of the Revolution," in two volumes, containing steel engravings of
+stately dames in laced bodices and powdered hair.</p>
+
+<p>Elvira borrowed a horse of one of the neighbors, put her grandmother's
+much-worn red plush side saddle upon it, and started out in search of a
+school. She rode east and she rode north; but in the first district they
+had a teacher already engaged, and in the second they had concluded they
+wouldn't have any school that summer. Did they know of any other school
+where a teacher was wanted? she inquired. No, they couldn't say they
+did; but she might hear of one by inquiring further, the honest district
+trustees said. So she rode homeward again, in no wise discouraged, and
+asked the postmaster to inquire of the farmers who came in from other
+neighborhoods in regard to this matter.</p>
+
+<p>He promised that he would, and a week later called her in as she was
+passing, and said, "There was a man here yesterday from Buck Creek
+district who said they wanted a teacher in their school this summer. You
+might try there. His name is Sapp, and he lives right by the
+school-house. You go two miles and a half south till you come to a mud
+road, then two miles and a half east till you come to a pike. You can't
+miss the place."</p>
+
+<p>Elvira thanked him, and a little while later, when her accommodating
+neighbor was not using his horse, she borrowed it again and rode forth
+on her quest. It had been raining, the mud road was muddy, and clouds
+still hung in the sky; but the country through which she passed was a
+rich, fresh green, and the fruit-orchards were in bloom. From solitary
+farm-houses big dogs and little dogs issued forth to bark at the sound
+of her horse's feet, and bareheaded children at this signal ran out to
+the gate to see who was passing.</p>
+
+<p>The school-house of Buck Creek district, a neat wooden building, painted
+white, stood in a grassy acre lot, bordered on two sides by thick woods,
+on the other two by the roads which crossed here. In the corner
+diagonally across from it stood a snug cabin, with a garden around it, a
+well-sweep in the rear, and a log stable not far distant. She alighted
+in front of it, and was proceeding to hitch her horse, when the door
+opened, and a man stepped out, greeting her with a friendly "Howdy?"</p>
+
+<p>She responded, and asked if Mr. Sapp lived here.</p>
+
+<p>"My name is Sapp," he said, and, tying her horse, invited her in.</p>
+
+<p>There she found the rest of the family,&mdash;the mother, a grown daughter,
+and two half-grown sons: they seemed friendly, but a little shy, and
+stood in the background while she transacted her business.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," Mr. Sapp said, in answer to her question, "they wanted a
+three-months' school, but had no teacher engaged. Had she ever taught
+before?"</p>
+
+<p>No, she had had no experience in teaching; but she had attended the
+Sassafrasville Academy several terms, and was qualified to teach the
+common branches,&mdash;arithmetic, grammar, and geography, reading, writing,
+and spelling.</p>
+
+<p>Well, he would bring her application before the other two trustees, and
+guessed they would elect her: there was no other applicant. Now, about
+the terms: three dollars a scholar for the term of twelve weeks was the
+usual rate. If she would draw up a subscription-paper, he would take it
+round himself and get as many names as he could; thought he could get
+twelve scholars signed, and knew that more would be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span> sent. The children
+had to be kept at home in busy times, and the farmers didn't like to
+bind themselves to pay the full amount for all that they would send. He
+himself would sign one and send two. Charley could go all the time; but
+Jack would have to help about mowing and reaping and threshing, and
+couldn't attend regularly.</p>
+
+<p>So Elvira drew up the paper according to his dictation, and, leaving it
+with him, rode home in the dusk of the evening, feeling happy over her
+prospects.</p>
+
+<p>Her grandmother had supper ready in the little kitchen; and it tasted so
+good, the salt-rising bread and butter and hash, the little tea-cakes,
+and the preserved pears. While the grandmother drank her cup of tea,
+Elvira told her the incidents of the afternoon; and the night closed
+around them as they sat secure and content in their humble home.</p>
+
+<p>The great world was full of great problems which wearied and perplexed
+men's brains and seemed wellnigh unsolvable, but she had solved her own
+little problem in her own little way, and was at peace.</p>
+
+<p>In a few days Mr. Sapp called with the subscription-paper. He had got
+sixteen scholars signed,&mdash;more than he expected. That was a good
+prospect for a summer school. They wanted her to begin on the following
+Monday; which she promised to do. Then she asked him if she could board
+at his house a week or two, until she could make some arrangements to
+ride from home. Yes, she could; he guessed a dollar and a half a week
+for board would be about the fair thing.</p>
+
+<p>So, early Monday morning she bade her grandmother good-by, and, with her
+books under her arm, set forth to walk to Buck Creek district. The
+school-house door was locked when she got there, but a few timid
+country-children were sitting on the door-steps or on the fence, with
+their school-books and dinner-buckets. Mr. Sapp came over and unlocked
+the door; then, as it was half-past eight, Elvira rang the little bell
+which she found on the teacher's desk, and school began. After taking
+down the children's names and ages and assigning desks to them, she
+heard them read in their first, second, or third readers, and questioned
+them about the progress they had made in other branches. Other children
+came in from time to time, until there were twenty-two present. And when
+Mr. Sapp went home at "little recess," as the intermission of fifteen
+minutes in the middle of the forenoon was called, he told her that her
+school opened very well. "Big recess" was the intermission from twelve
+o'clock till half-past one. In that time the children ate their dinners
+and then scattered to play in the large grassy yard or in the shade of
+the adjoining woods. Elvira won their hearts by going out and playing
+prisoners' base and two or three other games with them. When she rang
+the bell again, the children said, "It's books now," meaning the time
+allotted to study and recitation, came in red and panting, and, with the
+energy generated by violent exercise, got out their books and turned to
+their lessons as if they meant to learn everything there. But as their
+blood cooled their efforts relaxed, and they were soon looking idly
+around the school-room for some source of entertainment. When Elvira
+called up a class to recite, the children at their seats looked and
+listened with absorbed interest, till reminded by their teacher that
+they had lessons of their own to learn. There was another "little
+recess" in the afternoon; then, at half-past four, school closed, or
+"broke," as the children called it, and they rushed forth with their
+empty dinner-buckets in hand, laughing and shouting and chasing each
+other as they started home. Some of the little girls waited to say
+good-by to the school-ma'am and to kiss her, and one of them said, in a
+shamefaced way, "I like you real well."</p>
+
+<p>When all had gone, Elvira sprinkled and swept the floor and put her own
+desk in order. Then, locking the door, she went over to Sapp's cabin,
+which was to be her home for a while.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Sapp rose up from the quilt she was quilting, and, greeting Elvira
+cordially,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</a></span> invited her to lay off her things&mdash;meaning her hat and
+cloak&mdash;and take a chair. Mary was in the kitchen, a small shed-room
+attached to the cabin, getting supper. Elvira looked around her. The
+hewn logs which formed the walls were well chinked in the cracks, and
+neatly whitewashed. A home-made rag carpet covered the floor. Two beds
+stood foot to foot in the back part of the room, and a third in the
+corner by the fireplace. On the wall, over the beds, hung various
+articles of clothing,&mdash;a dozen calico dresses, several pairs of
+pantaloons, and coats, turned wrong side out. In the corner, between the
+window and the fireplace, stood a bureau, covered with a white muslin
+cloth, the borders ornamented with open-work made by drawing out the
+horizontal threads in narrow strips and knotting the others together in
+various patterns. Over the mantel hung an almanac, and two
+highly-colored pictures representing a brunette beauty and a blonde,
+named Caroline and Matilda. Mrs. Sapp, meantime, was giving a
+biographical account of the school-children and their parents,&mdash;saying
+how Mrs. Brown was bound her two little girls should get some schooling,
+if she had to pay for it herself out of money she got by selling eggs
+and butter, and how the Sanders children didn't have any clothes in the
+world besides those they wore to school, except some old ragged ones,
+and how they had to change them at night as soon as they got home.</p>
+
+<p>"I saw 'Tildy White at school to-day," she continued, "but I guess she
+won't get to come much. Her step-mother keeps her at home and makes her
+work, while her <i>own</i> children can go all the time. The three Mays
+children were there too, but you needn't care whether they come regular
+or not: Mr. Mays is mighty poor pay, and I suppose you won't ever get
+your dues from him; but maybe Mr. Sapp can collect it off of him some
+way. And Bert Mowrer was there: he's a sassy boy. His folks don't make
+him mind at home at all, and 'most every teacher has trouble with him.
+Mr. Redding, the teacher we had last winter, licked him with a beech
+gad, and he behaved hisself after that. And there's Maggie Loper; her
+mother needs her at home real bad, but she'll get to come all summer.
+She's the only girl, and there are six grown boys; and the family set a
+heap o' store by Maggie."</p>
+
+<p>This stream of talk was interrupted by the entrance of Mr. Sapp and the
+two boys; and soon after Mary called them all to supper. There was
+hardly space to pass between the stove and the table in the kitchen, and
+several splint-bottomed chairs had to be brought from the front room;
+but at last all were seated, and, after Mr. Sapp said grace,
+conversation began in a loud and cheerful tone. The plate of hot
+biscuits was first passed to Elvira, then the platter of fried ham, then
+the butter, the young radishes and onions, and later the blue bowl
+containing stewed dried apples. Mrs. Sapp poured out the hot coffee,
+saying, "Our folks want coffee three times a day, and want it pretty
+strong." The sugar-bowl, containing brown sugar, was passed around, that
+each one might sweeten his coffee according to his taste; then the
+cream-pitcher, full of rich cream. Mr. Sapp drank three cups of coffee,
+and ate in proportion, and frequently passed the meat and bread to
+Elvira, hospitably urging her to eat more.</p>
+
+<p>After supper, Mrs. Sapp invited Elvira to come out and see her little
+chickens. She had sixty, all hatched within the last two or three weeks,
+and another hen would come off next week with a brood. "I've got some
+young turkeys, too," she said, "but they hain't done very well this
+spring, because it was so rainy. Two died, and I have to look after the
+others to keep 'em out of the wet grass." Then they looked at the
+garden, and Mrs. Sapp remarked that the boys must stick the peas right
+off, went on to the milk-house,&mdash;a log shanty beyond the well,&mdash;and
+finally came back to the sitting-room, where, as there was yet an hour
+of daylight, Mrs. Sapp sat down to the quilting-frame. Elvira borrowed a
+thimble and assisted her, having only to ply her needle and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</a></span> listen. The
+stream of talk ran on the subject of quilts, the various patterns in
+which they were pieced and quilted, the Rising Sun, the Lion's Paw, and
+the Star of Bethlehem being Mrs. Sapp's favorites. From the pile resting
+on a chair between the two beds at the back of the cabin, quilts
+representing these patterns were brought and unfolded for Elvira to
+admire; and each one had reminiscences connected with it which she must
+hear. One was pieced when Jack was a baby, one was Mary's work and
+property, and another was quilted in one day by the neighbor women on
+the occasion of a quilting-bee, which Mrs. Sapp proceeded to describe in
+all its particulars.</p>
+
+<p>As darkness settled down, the other members of the family came in from
+their various chores, and, as the evenings were yet cool, a fire was
+made in the fireplace. Then, seating himself by one of the jambs, Mr.
+Sapp opened the spelling-book, and, calling Charley into the middle of
+the floor, pronounced one row of words after another for him to spell,
+until several pages had been gone over and not a single word missed,
+greatly to the pride and admiration of the father. But by nine o'clock
+the fire got low, and the family began to yawn. It was time to go to
+bed, and, without saying good-night, the different members retired to
+their allotted quarters,&mdash;Mr. and Mrs. Sapp to the bed by the fireplace,
+Jack and Charley to one bed in the back part of the room, and Mary and
+the school-ma'am to the other.</p>
+
+<p>Thus, with few variations, the days passed until the first week of
+school had gone. Elvira became better acquainted with her pupils, with
+the Sapp family, and, through them, with the news and gossip of the
+neighborhood. One evening she found Mary, who was a young woman grown
+and older than herself, standing outside the back door, crying bitterly,
+while her mother stood by, talking to her with the air of one who could
+be liberal in some views and yield many points, but who felt that a firm
+stand must be made somewhere. On explanation, it appeared that Mary
+wanted to go to the nearest station on the railroad and ride to the next
+station east, a distance of thirteen miles, for the purpose of making a
+visit; but Mrs. Sapp was not willing that she should do so, giving as
+her objection that there was so much danger in riding on the cars,
+adding that if Mary would wait till corn-planting was over, her father
+would take her through in a wagon. She had never been on the cars
+herself, and could not give her consent for one of her family to enter
+upon such risks. So Mary, with much disappointment, had to give up her
+proposed visit for the time.</p>
+
+<p>When Friday evening came, Elvira walked home to Hill's Station, feeling
+that she had made a good beginning in her new work, and related to her
+grandmother all the incidents of the week. On Saturday she went about
+among the neighbors, who were most of them farmers, to see if she could
+hire a horse for the summer. All the good horses, however, were in
+constant use, and could not be spared by their owners. At last, one
+farmer said that he had a horse which wasn't worth much at its best, and
+just now had a sore head, so that he had put it out to pasture for the
+summer on a farm several miles distant. She could have it to use, and be
+welcome, if she would provide pasturage for it and give it now and then
+a few ears of corn. Elvira accepted the offer gratefully, and he
+promised to have it at Hill's Station for her by another Saturday. She
+boarded at Sapp's another week, and after that rode from home every
+morning and back every night. Her steed did not seem to have an arch or
+curve in its whole body, but to be made up of straight lines and angles.
+It reminded her of the corn-stalk horses she used to make when a little
+girl. Its favorite gait was a slow walk, with its head in a drooping
+dejected attitude, and sometimes it came to an entire stand-still, as if
+it had reached its journey's end. When she was about to meet some one,
+or heard wheels coming behind her, she tried to urge it into a spirited<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span>
+trot, and to rein it in so that its neck would have some slight
+appearance of a curve; but it only threw its nose into the air,
+presenting a longer straight line than before, and, after trotting a
+little way, it came to a sudden pause about the time the people passed
+or met her. More than once she heard them laugh and felt her face burn.
+If she had not known better days, she had at least known better horses,
+and was aware that her steed presented a sorry appearance. The only time
+it displayed any life was in the morning, when she came to catch and
+saddle it. Then it trotted repeatedly around the pasture-lot,
+occasionally sticking its head over the top rails, as if it had a notion
+to jump the fence and run away. During the day it fed on the grass in
+the school-house yard, and every day at noon she took it over to Sapp's,
+drew water from their well, and gave it as many bucketfuls as it would
+drink. Elvira carried her dinner, consisting generally of bread and
+butter, cold meat, and pie, in a little basket hung on the horn of the
+saddle, and sometimes, when she had been trotting, found on reaching
+school that part of it had fallen out on the way.</p>
+
+<p>The road over which she passed every morning and evening grew familiar
+to her, even to the individual trees, the mossy old stumps, the
+fence-corners over-grown with wild vines. The life of the farm-houses,
+as daily presented to her, furnished perpetual entertainment. She came
+to know every member of every family by sight, and to associate certain
+traits of character with them. Some two-story white houses stood back
+from the road in the retirement of fruit- and shade-trees, and seemed
+reserved and dignified; other smaller houses were only a few steps
+removed, and had their wood-piles on the side of the road. One little
+new cabin in the corner of a strip of woods especially interested
+Elvira. It was the home of a lately-married pair, young folks full of
+energy and ambition. The husband chopped down trees, ploughed, or
+ditched his land, as if he were working for a wager, and the wife was
+equally active and industrious. Her bright tin milk-pans were out
+sunning early every morning, her churning and ironing were done in the
+cool part of the forenoons, her front yard was always neatly swept, and
+the borders were bright with balsams, petunias, and other flowers.</p>
+
+<p>Then the world of nature unfolded every day something fresh to the
+solitary rider,&mdash;the blue depths of summer sky in which great masses of
+dazzling white clouds were heaped, the thick beech woods, where it was
+always cool and pleasant, the swamps, with their spicy fragrance, their
+variety of growth, and their slow-running streams of clear brown water.
+The blossoming blue-flags of May gave way in June to the fragrant wild
+roses, and these were followed in July and August by ripe raspberries
+and blackberries, which grew plentifully along the fence-corners and
+could be had for the picking.</p>
+
+<p>Toward the latter part of the term, Elvira was frequently invited by her
+pupils to go home with them on Friday night and spend Saturday at their
+house, now one girl, now another, saying, "Miss Hill, mother said ask
+you to come home with us to-night." And when she went, she found that
+the farmer's wife had prepared something extra for supper in expectation
+of her coming,&mdash;fried chicken, and honey, and other home luxuries,&mdash;and
+seemed glad of the little break in the monotony of farm-life which the
+school-ma'am's visit afforded. The faded family photographs and old
+daguerreotypes were brought out for her entertainment, and she was told
+that "This is Aunt Lizzie Barnwell: she lives in Grant County, and this
+is her husband, and these are her children. This is Grandpa and Grandma
+Brown, and this is grandma's brother, ma's uncle. For a long time he
+thought that was a cancer on his nose, but it turned out to be only a
+wart. And this is Mr. and Mrs. Holmes: they used to live neighbors to
+us, but now they have moved to Kansas. And this is Johnnie and Sarah and
+Nelson Holmes. Nelson used to be real mean: he pulled our hair at
+school, and threw clods of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span> dirt at us when we were coming home of
+nights, and we always thought he stole our watermelons, and we were glad
+when he moved away; but we liked Sarah and Johnnie." And so on through
+the list of relatives and acquaintances. On these visits Elvira
+generally slept on a high feather bed in the best room, or in a little
+bedroom opening from the parlor,&mdash;for not all the homes were as humble
+as Sapp's,&mdash;and the oldest daughter of the family slept with her. On
+Saturday forenoon she often went berry-picking with the children,
+crossing the corn-fields in the hot sun, climbing fences, and so gaining
+the thickets or woods where the blackberry-vines grew wild, with gallons
+of ripe berries ready for nimble finders. "Look out for snakes!" the
+children used to call to each other when deep in the bushes, but they
+never saw anything more than a harmless garter-snake, or perhaps a
+water-snake in the swamp. Saturday afternoons she sat and talked with
+the farmer's wife, assisting in the sewing or quilting or whatever work
+of this kind was on hand; and when she rode home in the cool of the
+evening it was always with some little delicacy in her basket for her
+grandmother,&mdash;a glass tumbler of honey, a cake, some pickles or
+preserves, or a quart bottle of maple syrup, which her hostess had given
+her at parting.</p>
+
+<p>Near the end of the term, Maggie Loper invited Elvira to go home with
+her Friday night and spend Saturday. "Mother says for you to come. We're
+going to thrash, Saturday, and we'll have a big dinner and lots of fun."
+She meant that they were to thresh wheat, and it was the stir and
+excitement of this event which she called fun. Elvira accepted the
+invitation, and went home with Maggie at the time appointed. She felt at
+home among these farm festivals, and enjoyed them, the work included,
+for she had as yet acted only as assistant, and had not felt the
+responsibility of "cookin' for thrashers" which weighs so heavily on
+housewives. It is not alone the fact that they must provide dinner and
+supper for fifteen or twenty hungry men, but the knowledge that their
+viands will be compared, favorably or unfavorably, with those of other
+women in the neighborhood. So they exert themselves to provide a
+variety, and load their tables with rich food, insomuch that "goin' with
+the thrashers" means to farm-workers in this section a round of
+sumptuous living. The Loper family rose Saturday morning while the east
+was red, and did the milking and despatched breakfast earlier than
+usual. The threshers were coming at eight o'clock, and they hoped to get
+the engine and threshing-machine in order and be well under way at nine.
+Two neighbor women came over to help Mrs. Loper, and Elvira assisted
+Maggie in all her tasks. Together they cleaned and scraped a tub half
+full of potatoes, plucked the feathers of two fat hens, gathered a lot
+of beets and summer squashes, and sliced cucumbers and tomatoes into
+dishes of vinegar, adding pepper and salt; they brought eggs from the
+barn, rousing a protesting cackle among the hens by scaring some of them
+off their nests, and milk and butter from the spring-house.</p>
+
+<p>In the mean time Mrs. Loper and her two assistants, warm and red, but
+sustained by the importance of the occasion, were at work in the
+kitchen, beating eggs and stirring sugar and butter together for cakes,
+making pies, and roasting, baking, boiling, and stewing. When their
+other tasks were done, Maggie and Elvira were deputed to set the table.
+Two long tables were placed end to end in the shade of some maple-trees
+which stood near the house, and covered with white cloths, then the
+plates, knives and forks, and drinking-glasses were placed in order. The
+Loper supply of dishes was not sufficient, but there were two large
+basketfuls which had been borrowed from neighbors for the occasion, and,
+by having recourse to these, the tables were furnished. Chairs were
+brought from kitchen and parlor and every room in the house, but even
+then two were lacking. "Never mind," said Maggie: "Joe and Will can sit
+on nail-kegs," referring to two of her brothers.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The men and machinery and wagons had come early in the day, the engine
+drawn by two oxen, the threshing-machine by four horses. The oxen swayed
+hither and thither as they were driven through the gates and into the
+barn-lot, and the driver cracked his whip and cried, "You Buck! You
+Berry! Gee! Haw! Whoa!" till one was ready to wonder that the bewildered
+animals did anything right. At last the engine was in the desired
+position, and the oxen were released from their yoke, to stand with
+panting sides in the shade of the barn. Then the threshing-machine was
+stationed in its place, and the broad band put on which connected it
+with the engine. In the mean time, those whose duty it was to haul water
+from the creek had brought three or four barrelfuls to the boiler, fire
+had been built in the engine, and the engineer "got up steam." Two
+wagons were off to the field, where the wheat still stood in shocks, and
+as soon as they returned, piled high with yellow sheaves, the work began
+in earnest. Two men&mdash;cutters and feeders, as they were called&mdash;received
+the sheaves tossed to them from the wagons, cut the withes of straw
+which bound them, and pushed them evenly into the thresher. Farmer Loper
+himself and one of his sons stood at the place where the grain ran out,
+and as fast as one bushel-measure was filled another one was set in its
+place and the wheat poured into a sack. When a sack was full it was tied
+up and set back out of the way. Other laborers stood at the back part of
+the thresher, where the straw came out, and, with pitch-forks in hand,
+tossed it about until the foundation for a stack was formed. Then they
+stood on the stack, rising higher as it rose, trampling the straw and
+pitching it into place. The chaff and dust flew upon them until their
+faces, their hat-brims, and the shoulders of their colored shirts were
+covered, and the perspiration streamed from every pore. No wonder that
+the wives and mothers of these farmers dreaded the wash-days after a
+week of threshing. There was noise and excitement enough in connection
+with the dust and work,&mdash;the puffing of the engine, the whir and shake
+and rattle of the threshing-machine, and the raised voices of the men
+calling to each other or giving orders. The engineer and the feeders and
+cutters were conceded to have the most responsible positions, but the
+duties of the other workers were also important. There must be water for
+the boiler, and the wheat must be brought from the field fast enough to
+keep a constant supply on hand, the straw must be stacked well, and the
+grain accurately measured. At exactly twelve o'clock the engineer blew a
+long loud whistle, the band was thrown off, the wheels of the thresher
+ceased to revolve, and the work came to a stand-still. Comments were
+exchanged on the progress made during the forenoon and the quality of
+the wheat, then the tired horses were unharnessed and fed, and Farmer
+Loper led the way toward the house. Here on a bench by the well were all
+the wash-pans and wash-bowls the house afforded, and clean towels hung
+on the roller and on nails outside the door. The men washed their hands
+and faces, and, by the aid of a small looking-glass hung by the towels,
+and a comb attached to a string, combed their hair. To the women it was
+the most exciting moment of the day. They were dishing up the dinner and
+putting the finishing-touches to the table. Finally all was ready. Mrs.
+Loper spoke to her husband, and he said, "Come, men, dinner's ready,"
+and led the way to the table. He took the chair at one end, his oldest
+son that at the other, and the others ranged themselves at will between.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Loper poured out coffee in the kitchen, the neighbor women carried
+the cups and saucers, Maggie waited on the table, passing the bread
+around first, and Elvira stood with a bunch of peacock's feathers in her
+hand and kept off the flies. A boiled ham was at the head of the table,
+a pair of roast fowls at the foot; between stood a long row of
+vegetables,&mdash;potatoes, string-beans, squash, beets, and others,&mdash;and
+near the large tureens were smaller dishes,&mdash;cold-slaw,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span> tomatoes,
+cucumbers, pickles and preserves of various kinds. A large cake stood on
+a glass cake-stand in the middle of the table, flanked on one side by a
+deep glass dish full of canned peaches, on the other by a similar one of
+floating island, while all the available remaining space was occupied by
+pies,&mdash;apple-pies, custard, berry-pies, cream-pies. To have a variety of
+pies on a festal occasion was the ambition of every housewife, seven
+different kinds of pies and three kinds of cake being not uncommon. If a
+map of the region where pie prevails is ever drawn up and printed, this
+section of the country will be shaded unusually dark. To have company to
+dinner and not set pie before them would be considered a breach of an
+ancient and well-grounded custom: the best of puddings or other forms of
+dessert would be regarded only as an evasion. Pie was not out of place
+at supper; and the instance of one family comes to mind where steamed
+mince-pie for breakfast was eaten, and considered both appropriate and
+delicious.</p>
+
+<p>At Farmer Loper's harvest-table sweet milk and fresh buttermilk were
+among the drinks, but most of the men preferred coffee, and drank it hot
+out of the saucers. Some sets of dishes included tiny cup-plates, in
+which to set the coffee-cups that they might not stain the table-cloth;
+but Mrs. Loper had none, and the men scraped their cups on the edge of
+the saucers before placing them on the clean white cloth. One man drank
+six cups of coffee, then said he guessed he wouldn't take any more,
+adding, "It's best to be moderate." At this all the men burst into a
+roar of laughter, except one, who grew red in the face and ate his
+dinner in silence. It seemed that while hauling that day one of his
+horses had balked, and in his anger he had lifted one foot to kick it,
+but missed it, lost his balance, and fell. He arose from the fall
+somewhat ashamed, and remarked, "It's best to be moderate." This
+incident had amused the others very much, and any allusion to it caused
+laughter.</p>
+
+<p>The women waited on the table, not in the sense of changing plates and
+bringing fresh courses, for all the dinner was before them, but
+replenishing cups and glasses when they were empty, refilling the
+vegetable-tureens and bread-plates, cutting the pies and cake and
+passing them around, and serving out the canned peaches and the custard
+in small dishes. They were also careful to see that the pickles and
+preserves were passed to every one.</p>
+
+<p>With most of the men present Elvira was acquainted: they were the
+patrons of her school, and found time in the midst of eating and general
+conversation to ask how Johnnie was a-comin' on in his spellin', or if
+Annie was gettin' along well in her 'rithmetic, adding, "I'll be wantin'
+her to calkilate interest for me by and by." Bert Mowrer's father
+inquired about his boy, then added cheerfully, "If he don't behave, lick
+him,&mdash;lick him: that's what I tell every teacher."</p>
+
+<p>Farmer Loper and the engineer fell to discussing how many bushels of
+wheat to the acre the neighboring farms had produced, and how many this
+would probably produce, with various comments on the weather and the
+soil. A little farther down the table a young farmer was telling of the
+speed made by his brown mare Kitty,&mdash;how she passed every team on the
+road, and that he wouldn't take a hundred and fifty dollars for her; and
+farther still, two or three were discussing the affairs of an absent
+neighbor,&mdash;how he had bought the Caldwell place, but, not being able to
+pay for it, had given a mortgage, and hadn't managed the farm very well,
+had let the interest run behind, they had heard, so there was a prospect
+of his losing it.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess he won't have to give it up," said one: "the woman that raised
+his wife has got plenty of money, and if he can't make it, she'll pay
+for the place and let them live on it. She's helped them several times
+already. If he wasn't so lazy and shiftless he might have everything in
+good shape."</p>
+
+<p>But a conversation which was going on at the lower end of the table
+interested<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span> Elvira most of all. It was about birds, including some of
+her favorites of the woods and fields which she had noticed a great deal
+in her solitary rides that summer. The principal speaker was a young
+farmer whom she had never seen before. He seemed to be acquainted with
+the names and habits of all the birds which lived in that section,
+besides many which merely passed through it on their way northward every
+spring and southward every fall.</p>
+
+<p>"I have kept a record of the time of each arrival," he said, "and notes
+of rare birds. The bluebird came first, and the humming-bird last. And I
+discovered two birds that were new to me. One is a Northern bunting. A
+flock stayed one day in our orchard on their way northward to their
+summer home, and I succeeded in killing and stuffing a pair. The
+feathers of the male were a beautiful pink-red. The other strange bird
+seemed to come with the scarlet tanager, and is much like a pee-wee in
+shape and size, with feathers of a greenish yellow."</p>
+
+<p>"When do you find time to learn so much about birds?" asked George
+Loper, who knew only a few of the more common ones,&mdash;blackbirds, crows,
+jays, hawks, and robins,&mdash;and had no eyes for the variety of feathered
+life around him.</p>
+
+<p>"I keep my eyes open as I work and as I go along the road," answered
+young Farmer Worth; "then I look up their names and read something about
+them in a book on birds which I have. You've no idea how much enjoyment
+there is in it. I have quite a collection of birds which I have stuffed,
+and more than a hundred different kinds of eggs, besides my cabinet of
+mineral specimens. I nailed two ladders together, and climbed thirty
+feet above these and got a crow's nest; and this spring we found a
+hawk's nest in a high tree. We tied a stout twine to a small stone,
+which we threw over the forks of the tree, and with this drew a large
+rope over. Then I sat in the noose of the rope, and three boys pulled me
+up sixty feet to the nest. It was rather scary, I can tell you, and I
+was glad to get down to the ground again; but I got the hawk's nest."</p>
+
+<p>Then Elvira asked him if he could tell her the name of the bird with a
+yellow head, but otherwise black plumage, which she had noticed not long
+before in a flock of common blackbirds; and they were soon in an
+animated conversation on the subject of birds in general. Elvira had
+noticed many that summer which she could describe, but whose names she
+did not know.</p>
+
+<p>Soon the men began to leave the table, for it was not the custom to wait
+till all had done eating, but for each one to go when he was ready.
+George Loper went away grumbling that he couldn't see any use in
+learning about birds: all he wanted was for the crows and blackbirds to
+keep away from the corn when it was first planted. But Elvira and young
+Worth talked ten minutes longer, finding more and more that they were
+interested in the same subjects. Then the women began to clear away the
+plates and cups and knives, and Elvira turned to assist them, while her
+new acquaintance joined his companions, who were resting in the shade of
+the trees. There he encountered some good-natured chaff from the younger
+members, who began by asking him if he was struck with the school-ma'am.
+The responsibility of the threshers' dinner being over, Mrs. Loper and
+her assistants sat down to the table, to eat their own dinner at ease,
+and exchange remarks with each other, complimenting or criticising their
+cooking.</p>
+
+<p>"This chicken-stuffin' is real good," said one of the neighbors to Mrs.
+Loper.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I don't know," said Mrs. Loper, tasting some of it on the end of
+her knife: "'pears to me I put a leetle too much sage in it. But the
+gravy you made, Mirandy, that couldn't be better. Didn't you see how the
+men kept askin' for it to be passed? And they've et up all the summer
+squash and all the cream-pie. Taste some of these plum preserves, Mis'
+Brown, and don't let me forget to send some to your little girls:<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span> I
+remember how well they like 'em. This cake is real light and good, but I
+was afraid it would fall. This float would 'a' been better if I'd had a
+little lemon flavor to put in it. But I guess, on the whole, the dinner
+went off middlin' well." Then, seeing Elvira and Maggie sitting on the
+opposite side of the table, some deeper thoughts were stirred in her
+motherly heart, and she began to talk of the daughter she had lost years
+before: "If Lucy had lived, she'd 'a' been seventeen this spring,&mdash;just
+your age; and you remind me of her sometimes. She always had such red
+cheeks, and was never sick a day till she was taken down with the
+diphtheria."</p>
+
+<p>For a while the affairs of the present were forgotten, as the old and
+never-wholly-healed wound was opened afresh and she dwelt upon her
+bereavement; but soon the round of work must be taken up, the dishes
+must be washed, the victuals set away, and supper for the threshers must
+be planned and prepared. It was best so. "Time, the healer, and work,
+the consoler," enable us to bear many things which in the first keen
+freshness of grief seem unbearable.</p>
+
+<p>The threshers thought they would be done by six o'clock, so they decided
+not to stop for supper at five, as was the custom, but wait for their
+evening meal till the work of the day was completed. Elvira started home
+before this time, and good Mrs. Loper not only filled her own little
+basket, but made her take a larger one packed with remains of the feast.</p>
+
+<p>There were three weeks more of her school, and during that time she saw
+young Farmer Worth several times. Twice she met him in the road, and
+once he stopped at the school-house to bring her Wilson's book on birds,
+which he had promised to lend her. But the day before school closed he
+came and helped Jack Sapp and some other boys make a platform in the
+woods, on which the children could speak their declamations and sing
+their songs, and on the afternoon of the last day of school was present
+in the crowd of parents, brothers, sisters, and friends assembled on
+that important and, to the children, most exciting occasion. There were
+declamations from the third and fourth readers,&mdash;"How big was Alexander,
+Pa?" and "He never smiled again," and "Lord Ullin's Daughter,"&mdash;and
+Maggie Loper held the audience spell-bound by an entirely new one, which
+Elvira had selected and copied for her out of a book of poems,&mdash;"The
+Dream of Eugene Aram." Then there were songs, and dialogues, and two
+compositions, one on "Rats" and one on "Planting Corn," which had been
+produced by their respective authors after much wear of brain fibre and
+much blotting of writing-paper. Last of all, Elvira read one of
+Longfellow's poems, after which she said that the exercises of the
+school were over, but that remarks from visitors would be gladly
+received. Then one of the trustees arose, and said that education was a
+great blessing, that he hoped the children of the present day would
+appreciate their advantages and grow up to be useful men and women,
+adding that all the schooling he had received was three winter terms in
+a log school-house, one entire end of which was occupied by the
+fireplace, and which had no glass windows, the light being admitted
+through holes cut in the logs and covered with greased foolscap-paper.
+No other remarks being offered, the audience was dismissed, and the
+children began in an excited hurry to collect their possessions, and bid
+their teacher good-by as if for a life-long parting. Some of them even
+shed tears, and this occasioned the cynical remark from a by-stander,
+"Them Mays children needn't to take on so: the school-ma'am will have to
+call at their house often enough before she gits her money."</p>
+
+<p>Soon the spot was deserted, and the squirrels came down from the trees
+to retake possession of their old haunts, to scamper across the
+platform, to sniff at the fallen rose-petals of the bouquets, and to
+nibble the crumbs of cake and bread dropped from the lunch-baskets.</p>
+
+<p>The next outing for the people of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span> Buck Creek neighborhood was the
+county fair, which occurred in September. They went in spring-wagons, in
+farm-wagons, in buggies, and on horseback, starting early in the
+morning, and taking an ample supply of provisions for themselves as well
+as feed for their horses.</p>
+
+<p>The sunshine poured down hot upon them, and there was much dust, but
+they were happy. There were crowds of people from all the surrounding
+country; there were displays of vegetables, fruit, honey, butter, in
+tents and sheds,&mdash;in short, all the products of a farming region; there
+were cakes, loaves of bread, glasses of jelly, and jars of pickles and
+preserves, made by farmers' wives; and in the department allotted to
+needle-work there were quilts of various patterns and various claims to
+public notice: one had three thousand five hundred and forty-four pieces
+in it, and was made by a great-granddaughter of Daniel Boone, the
+pioneer; another was pieced by an old lady of eighty-one without the aid
+of glasses. Among the live-stock were fat cattle and prancing
+three-year-old colts, with red or blue ribbons fastened to their manes,
+indicating that they had received the first or second prize, and fat
+hogs; there were various breeds of poultry in coops, and before each
+stall or pen or coop stood a group of spectators, admiring, commenting,
+or asking questions of the owner; there were agricultural machines and
+implements, and patent pumps for stock-yards, and improved cross-cut
+saws, each strongly recommended to the public by a glib-tongued agent.
+Then there were stands for the sale of ice-cream, lemonade, and peanuts
+and candy; and no rural beau felt that he had done the polite thing
+unless he took his girl up to the counter and treated her. When he had
+strolled all over the ground with her, and perhaps taken her into one or
+two side-shows, where there were negro minstrels or the Wild Australian
+Children, he went and sat in a buggy with her, and they talked, and
+waited for the horse-race, or balloon-ascension, or wire-walking, which
+was the especial attraction of the afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, who's that with Tom Worth?" asked one Buck Creek belle of her
+escort as they were thus sitting together. "I didn't know that he was
+goin' with anybody?"</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't, either," was the response; then, after a little pause, "I'll
+swan, it's Miss Hill, the school-ma'am. Who'd 'a' thought they would be
+here together? I didn't know they were acquainted."</p>
+
+<p>And this remark was echoed by other Buck Creek people as they saw the
+couple walking together. But there is a law of affinity by which people
+are drawn together as lovers or as friends, which is like some of the
+hidden forces of nature: we cannot see their operation, we can only see
+their results. Some one has made the paradoxical remark that we are
+acquainted with our friends before we ever see them; meaning that our
+tastes for the same pursuits or subjects, traits of character that
+harmonize, views that coincide, have been ripening apart, and, when at
+last we meet, that is sufficient; it does not require a long
+acquaintanceship to reveal one to the other.</p>
+
+<p>Young Farmer Worth was now in the habit of frequently calling to see
+Elvira Hill, and of taking her out riding in his buggy, that being an
+approved form of courtship in this section. They talked of their
+favorite books and studies, their ambitions for the future as regarded
+mental culture, and their individual plans.</p>
+
+<p>Elvira had applied for the position of assistant in the Hill's Station
+school, and had been engaged as first assistant instead of second, which
+was better than she had hoped. She would have to hear some advanced
+classes from the principal's room, and this would require her to study,
+which would be a source of improvement.</p>
+
+<p>Young Farmer Worth, whose father had died three years before, had bought
+the home farm, and was now working to pay his older brothers and sisters
+for their shares in it and to comfortably support his mother in her
+declining years.</p>
+
+<p>"There are eighty acres in it, well<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span> improved, and with good buildings,"
+he said one day, while unfolding his plans to Elvira, "and I think I can
+make a good home of it, and a happy one, where I can feel independent,
+and no one's servant, as I could not at any other business. Farming is a
+profession, and I intend to work with my head as well as my hands, to
+read and study on the subject, to take the best agricultural papers, and
+keep up with the times. My fondness for ornithology and mineralogy can
+be indulged in connection with my work on the farm and without in any
+wise interfering with it."</p>
+
+<p>In the winter he came occasionally to take her to lectures at
+Sassafrasville or another neighboring town, and they always found food
+for thought in what they heard, and pleasure in discussing it afterward.</p>
+
+<p>The gossips said, "There's a match;" but it was not until spring that
+they were engaged. Then he took her to see his mother, and showed her
+the old home, the farm, and the improvements he was making. The old lady
+received Elvira with mingled dignity and cordiality, but, finding her
+interested in all she heard and saw, warmed toward her more and more,
+and told much of her own life, unfolding the store of memories on which
+her thoughts chiefly dwelt nowadays, talking of her husband, the
+children she had lost, and bringing forth their pictures, opening closed
+rooms, and showing dishes, linen, and other household goods which dated
+back to her own girlhood and early married life.</p>
+
+<p>Elvira felt an attachment for Mrs. Worth which deepened when, in the
+ensuing autumn, her dear grandmother died after a brief illness, and
+she experienced the loneliness of bereavement and homelessness. The
+little brown house in Hill's Station was sold, and Elvira went to board
+with one of the neighbors: she was still teaching in the village school.</p>
+
+<p>When June came round again, with its beauty of earth and sky, it brought
+her wedding-day. A very quiet wedding it was; but the home-coming, or
+the "in-fare," to use a good old-fashioned word, was the occasion of
+much joy and merry-making. It seemed as if all the Buck Creek
+neighborhood had assembled to welcome the bride. Two of the farmers'
+wives had been at the Worth homestead all the preceding day, and many of
+them brought cakes with them.</p>
+
+<p>In the centre of the table stood a roast pig, with an apple in its
+mouth, and around it were a great abundance of the substantial viands
+and delicacies usually provided on such occasions. There were also many
+presents for the bride from her old friends, not costly or fine, but in
+keeping with their manner of living. Mrs. Loper brought a sheep-skin for
+a mat, the wool combed out smoothly and colored crimson, Maggie a white
+crocheted tidy as big as a cart-wheel, Mrs. Sapp a wooden butter-stamp,
+Mary Sapp a picture-frame made of pasteboard, with beech-nuts glued
+together thickly upon it and varnished.</p>
+
+<p>So, amid good wishes and rejoicing, the young married pair entered upon
+their new life together, contented, yet energetic, and happy in the fact
+that their own lives afforded fulness and enjoyment, and that in their
+own efforts lay the fulfilment of their ambitions.</p>
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Louise Coffin Jones.</span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="INTO_THY_HANDS" id="INTO_THY_HANDS"></a>INTO THY HANDS.</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Into thy hands, my Father, I commit<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">All, all my spirit's care,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The sorest burden this dim life can bear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The sweetest hope wherewith its paths are lit!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Into thy hands, that hold so closely knit<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i2">What our blind, aching heart<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Calls joy or grief,&mdash;we know them not apart!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Into the hands whence leap<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">The hurling tempest, and the gentle breath<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Kissing the babe to sleep,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">The flaming bolt that smites with instant death<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The giant oak, and the refreshing shower<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whose balmy drops make glad the tender flower.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">What though, even as lent jewels passing bright,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That crowned me happy king<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">For one sweet revel of one night in spring,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I must surrender in the morning light,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That cold and gray breaks on my tearful sight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Youth, hope, and joy, and love,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And&mdash;oh, all other gems, all price, above!&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The deathless certainty<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Of the deep life beyond this pallid sun,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That golden shore and sea<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Which to my youthful feet seemed wellnigh won,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So fair, so close, so clear, methought I heard<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The trees' soft whisper and faint song of bird;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">What though this fair dream, too, fled long ago,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And on my straining eyes<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">There break no more visions of mellow skies<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Neath which dear friends, called dead, move on in low<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sweet converse through wide, happy fields aglow<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With heavenly flower and star,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">What though, like some poor pilgrim who from far<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sees, through a slender rift<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In the dark rocks that hem his toilsome way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The clouds an instant lift<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">From countries bathed in everlasting day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I stand and stretch my yearning arms in vain<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Toward the blest light, too swiftly lost again?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Into thy hands, my Father, I commit<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">This dearest, last hope too,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Old as the world, and yet forever new,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The hope wherewith our dimmest paths are lit,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With life itself indissolubly knit!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That too is well, I know,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In thy eternal keeping. Ah! and so<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let my poor soul dismiss<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Each fear and doubt, hush every anxious cry,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Forget all thought save this,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Some time,&mdash;oh, dream of joy that cannot die!&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In those beloved hands, a priceless store,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All our lost jewels shall be found once more!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i24"><span class="smcap">Stuart Sterne.</span><br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</a></span></p>
+<h2><a name="A_CHAPTER_OF_MYSTERY" id="A_CHAPTER_OF_MYSTERY"></a>A CHAPTER OF MYSTERY.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Science, as a rule, has avoided the subject of Spiritualism. Its results
+are too much unlike the hard, visible, tangible facts of scientific
+research to attract those accustomed to positive investigations. And its
+methods and conditions are usually of a character to set a scientist
+beside himself with impatience. Crucial tests do not seem acceptable to
+spirits in general. They decline to be placed on the microscopic slide
+or to show their ghostly forms in the glare of the electric light, and
+prefer to haunt the society of those who do not pester them with too
+exacting <i>conditions</i>. Thus they have been mainly given over to a class
+of somewhat credulous and, in some instances, not well-balanced mortals,
+whose statements have very little weight with the general public, and
+whose strong powers of digesting the marvellous have originated a
+plentiful crop of fraud and trickery sufficient to throw discredit on
+the whole business.</p>
+
+<p>It cannot be said, however, that all the adherents of Spiritualism are
+of this character, or that science has completely failed to investigate
+it. It has won over many persons of good sense and sound logic,
+including several prominent scientists, to a belief in the truth of its
+claims. Were its adherents all cranks or credulous believers, and its
+phenomena only such common sleight-of-hand performances as suffice to
+convince the open-mouthed swallowers of conjurers' tricks, it would be
+idle to give it any attention. But phenomena sufficiently striking to
+convert such men as Hare, Crooks, Wallace, Z&ouml;llner, and the like are
+certainly worthy of some attention, and cannot be at once dismissed as
+results of skilful prestidigitation.</p>
+
+<p>In fact, it is evident to those who have taken the trouble to
+investigate the question seriously, and who do not dismiss it with an <i>a
+priori</i> decision, that in addition to the fraudulent mediums who make it
+their business to trick the public, and are ready to produce a new
+marvel for every new dollar, and to call "spirits from the vasty deep"
+of the unseen universe in form and shape to suit every customer, there
+are some private and strictly honest mediums, and many phenomena which
+no theory of conjuring will explain. To what they are due is another
+question, in regard to which no hypothesis is here offered. It may be
+said here, however, that the work of the Psychic Research Society has
+demonstrated rather conclusively that certain hitherto unknown and
+unsuspected powers and laws of nature do exist, and that man's five
+senses are not the only means by which he gains a knowledge of what is
+going on in other minds than his own. The facts of thought-transference,
+of mesmeric control, of apparitions of the living, and the like, as
+critically tested by the members of this society, seem to indicate
+clearly that mind can affect, influence, and control mind through some
+other channel than that of the senses, usually over short distances, but
+in case of strong mental concentration over long distances. That some
+psychic medium, some ethereal atmosphere, infiltrates our grosser
+atmosphere, and is capable of conveying waves of thought as the
+luminiferous ether conveys waves of light, is the theory advanced in
+explanation of these phenomena. Spiritualists had long before advanced a
+like theory in explanation of their phenomena, claiming that disembodied
+as well as living minds have the power of influencing and controlling
+other minds, through the agency of such a psychic atmosphere, and also
+of acting upon and moving physical substances through a like agency. As
+to the probability of all this, no opinion is here offered.</p>
+
+<p>It is our purpose simply to select some of the more striking instances
+of spiritualistic phenomena, as recorded by scientific observers. Those
+placed on record by the numerous unscientific<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</a></span> and unknown investigators
+are not the kind of material to present to the general public.
+Statements of an unusual character need to be thoroughly substantiated
+before they can be accepted, and the remarkable phenomena adduced as
+spiritual demand evidence of the most unquestionable character. There is
+always the feeling that the observer may have been deceived by some
+shrewd trickery, or have credulously accepted what others would have
+readily seen through, or that the senses may have been under some form
+of mesmeric control. Instances of such phenomena, therefore, need to be
+attested by the names of persons of well-known honesty, judgment, and
+discrimination, and attended with an exact statement of the tests
+applied, before they can be accepted as thoroughly trustworthy accounts.
+Some instances of this character may be here given.</p>
+
+<p>The phenomena known under the general name of spirit-manifestations vary
+greatly in different instances. In some cases they take the form of
+strange dreams, in which some warning or information concerning coming
+events is given that afterward proves true. In others they occur as
+seeming apparitions of persons recently or long dead. In others, as in
+the case of haunted houses, there are noises of great variety, moving of
+objects, opening and shutting of doors, appearances of unknown forms,
+and all the phenomena which might be produced by an invisible inhabitant
+of the house who was able to become visible under certain circumstances.
+More ordinary manifestations are rapping sounds and lifting of heavy
+bodies, writing either with or without apparent human agency, and mental
+communication of facts unknown to or forgotten by the persons present.
+Other phases are those presented by professional mediums,&mdash;the tying and
+untying of ropes, playing on musical instruments, the production of
+luminous phenomena, slate-writing under tables, and the like.
+Performances of this character are usually done in the dark, and the
+fraud which may be present is therefore not easily detected. It is
+impossible to apply tests under such circumstances, and nothing can be
+accepted as positive that cannot be tested. Performances similarly
+surprising are constantly offered by professional conjurers, and nothing
+claiming the high origin of spiritual phenomena can be received in
+evidence where trickery is possible or has not been rendered impossible
+by the employment of adequate tests.</p>
+
+<p>To the same class belong the cabinet performances and the so-called
+materialization of spirit forms, which have been the favorite cards of
+professional mediums of late years. So far as yet offered in public,
+they may be dismissed in the mass as pure trickery. The fact that
+stage-performers of sleight-of-hand tricks can repeat the cabinet
+phenomena in every detail, and that the materialized spirit showmen have
+been caught in numerous instances in the very act of fraud, throws utter
+discredit on the business. No repetition by new mediums of other forms
+of the exposed tricks carries any weight. In fact, in a matter of such
+importance nothing can be accepted as settled until it has been
+subjected to the strictest scientific tests and every possible
+opportunity for deceit or trickery eliminated. We are not ready to
+believe that the spirits of our departed friends are able and willing to
+talk with or show themselves to us, or create disturbances in the
+arrangement of our furniture, unless we are absolutely positive that our
+eyes, ears, and nerves are not being cleverly fooled by some skilled and
+unscrupulous show-man, or that we are not self-deceived by some
+temporary vagary of our brains or senses.</p>
+
+<p>In addition to the purely physical phenomena are others of a more or
+less mental character. One interesting phase of the latter is that of
+planchette-writing, which attracted so much attention a few years ago.
+The planchette, a heart-shaped board moving easily on casters, and with
+a pencil supporting it at one extremity, moves with great readiness when
+touched by mediumistic fingers,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</a></span> and is responsible for acres of
+communications purporting to come from the world of spirits, and
+conveying the greatest variety of information, alike as to the thoughts
+and deeds of particular spirits and the general conditions of
+disembodied spiritual existence. In other instances the planchette is
+dispensed with, and the writing done by a pencil held in the hand of the
+medium, or occasionally, as some persons positively declare, by a pencil
+that is held in no mortal hand. In still other cases the medium, either
+awake or entranced, gives the communication by word of mouth. And this
+is asserted to be the case not only in respect to brief messages, but in
+long addresses, which are given every Sunday in our principal cities
+before large audiences, and in the writing of books of considerable
+length, but not, as a rule, of any great profundity or literary value.
+To all these claims, however, we can simply record the verdict "not
+proven." When a man writes or says anything we want more than his mere
+assertion to prove that it does not come from his own mind. And, even if
+we are satisfied that he is not consciously deceiving, the possibility
+remains that he is affected by some unconscious mental action. We shall
+certainly not accept his declaration that spirits of the dead are
+talking through him unless he gives information that could not possibly
+have been in his own mind, and could not have been received by
+thought-transference from the mind of any other person present
+or in <i>rapport</i> with him at a distance. The discoveries in
+thought-transference open possibilities of mental influence between
+living persons which aid to explain many hitherto incomprehensible
+phenomena.</p>
+
+<p>Clairvoyant and clairaudiant mediums fall into the same category. They
+profess to see forms which no one else can see, and to hear voices which
+no one else can hear, and describe these forms, or repeat the words of
+these voices, often with the effect of recalling the appearance or
+character of deceased persons whom they could not possibly have known.
+Yet the fact remains that the persons who recognize these descriptions
+as accurate must have known the parties described, and it becomes
+possible that the mental impression of the medium may have been received
+by thought-transference from them. We do not assert that it has been so
+received. We assert nothing. In fact, phenomena are claimed to occur
+which it is difficult or impossible to explain on any such theory, or on
+any other theory yet promulgated. Among these is the conveyance of
+matter through matter, as of an object from the interior to the exterior
+of a corked and sealed bottle, of other objects from a distance into
+locked rooms, of writing by a sliver of pencil in the interior of a
+double slate firmly screwed together, of the placing of close-fitting
+steel rings in one solid piece around human necks, and their subsequent
+removal, of writing and speaking in languages unknown to some or all of
+the persons present, and a considerable variety of similar performances,
+declared to have occurred under strict test-conditions. Yet if we cannot
+explain we retain the right to doubt, and such statements cannot be
+received as facts except on the strongest substantiation.</p>
+
+<p>The phenomena whose main forms we have here given, but whose actual
+variety we cannot attempt to give, are offered on the testimony of a
+great variety of persons, many of whom are plainly too credulous for
+their evidence to be of any value whatever, while others, who seem to
+have exercised great caution and cool judgment, are unknown to the
+general public, and therefore not likely to be accepted as witnesses in
+such a critical case. Others, again, who are well known and highly
+respected, have invalidated their testimony by clearly letting
+themselves be deceived. Such was the case with Robert Dale Owen, one of
+the main historians of spiritual phenomena, who permitted himself to be
+pitifully humbugged in Philadelphia by the somewhat famous spirit of
+Katie King, whose spirit face was afterward discovered on the sturdy
+shoulders of a very decidedly incarnate young lady. This was one of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</a></span> the
+first instances of that throng of materialized frauds with which this
+country has ever since been well supplied.</p>
+
+<p>But there have been numerous investigators of spiritualism who cannot be
+placed in any such category, many of them men of high standing in the
+scientific world, whose word is still taken as positive evidence in
+support of very surprising scientific statements, since they are known
+to examine and test phenomena with the closest and most accurate
+scrutiny. This class of observers is particularly abundant in the London
+scientific world, and includes in its list such noted names as Alfred
+Russel Wallace, the celebrated naturalist, Dr. William Crooks, whose
+discoveries in chemistry and physics have been of a remarkable
+character, and Dr. Huggins, the equally celebrated astronomer. In
+America the most noted scientific observer was the late Dr. Hare, of
+Philadelphia, a chemist of world-wide fame. Of those who, if not
+professed scientists, have been otherwise of high standing, Professor
+Wallace names, in a recent communication to the "Times," Dr. Robert
+Chambers, Dr. Elliotson, and Professor William Gregory, of Edinburgh,
+Dr. Gully, a scientific physician of Malvern, and Judge Edmonds, one of
+the best known American lawyers. Names of similar reputation in the
+scientific and professional world might be adduced from Germany and
+France, prominent among them the late Professor Z&ouml;llner, of Leipsic, a
+well-known astronomer; but the above-given will suffice as evidence that
+the investigation of spiritualism has not been confined to the unknown,
+unlearned, and credulous, but has been pursued by men of the very
+highest standing for probity, learning, sound judgment, and critical
+discrimination.</p>
+
+<p>The results reached by these men are therefore of great weight, and go
+far to fix the status of the phenomena examined. We may say here that
+several of them have become acknowledged converts to the spiritual
+theory. More generally, however, they have declined to express positive
+opinions as to the cause of these phenomena, while positively testifying
+that they are not the result of trickery, but that they indicate the
+existence of some power or energy in nature which is able to suspend or
+overcome the operation of nature's ordinary forces. Only two prominent
+scientists, who have made any pretence to examine these phenomena, have
+declared that they are <i>in toto</i> the result of fraud. These two are
+Professor Faraday and Dr. Carpenter. But the investigations made by
+these noted personages were too trivial to render their decision of any
+value. Faraday briefly examined the phenomena of table-tipping, and
+decided that it was due to involuntary muscular movement. Dr. Carpenter
+reasserted the same, years after this explanation had been shown to be
+entirely inadequate, and declared that the mental phenomena were due
+only to <i>unconscious cerebration</i>, or the action of memories and ideas
+long since stored in the mind, when the consciousness is otherwise
+engaged and the person is unaware of the activity of his mental stores.
+This theory, we may also say, is utterly inadequate to explain all the
+phenomena, and only applies by a strained interpretation to the
+instances which Dr. Carpenter gives in illustration.</p>
+
+<p>One of the most striking of these instances we may here append. A
+student relates that a professor had said to his class in mathematics,
+of which this student was a member, "'A question of great difficulty has
+been referred to me by a banker, a very complicated question of
+accounts, which they themselves have not been able to bring to a
+satisfactory issue, and they have asked my assistance. I have been
+trying, and I cannot resolve it. I have covered whole sheets of paper
+with calculations and have not been able to make it out. Will you try?'
+He gave it as a sort of problem to his class, and said he would be
+extremely obliged to any one who would bring him the solution on a
+certain day. This gentleman tried it over and over again. He covered
+many slates with figures, but could not succeed<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</a></span> in resolving it. He was
+a little put on his mettle, and very much desired to attain the
+solution. But he went to bed on the night before the solution, if
+attained, was to be given in, without having succeeded. In the morning,
+when he went to his desk, he found the whole problem worked out in his
+own hand. He was perfectly sure that it was his own hand. And this was a
+curious part of it, that the result was attained by a process very much
+shorter than any he had tried. He had covered three or four sheets of
+paper in his attempts, and this was all worked out on one page, and
+correctly worked, as the result proved. He inquired of the woman who
+attended to his room, and she said that she was certain no one had
+entered it during the night. It was perfectly clear that this had been
+worked out by himself."</p>
+
+<p>Instances of this kind are certainly very curious, and seem to show that
+the mind, when set in any train of thought by intense concentration, may
+pursue it after consciousness has been withdrawn. And the result
+indicates that the mind acts with innate logic when not disturbed by
+distracting considerations, and can be trusted to do more correct work
+when thus set going and left to run of itself than when consciously held
+to its work. Yet an examination of every recorded instance of this kind
+strongly indicates that no such unconscious mental action ever takes
+place except when the consciousness has been earnestly directed to the
+subject in advance, that no marked instances of this activity ever occur
+except in the unconsciousness of sleep or trance, and that it ceases
+when the mental excitement that started it has gradually subsided. There
+is not an instance on record to show that the mind ever originates
+unconscious action, or that any of its remote stores or powers ever
+spring into activity without being aroused by sensation or conscious
+thought. Thus the doctrine of <i>unconscious cerebration</i> has been carried
+much further than the facts warrant. It need hardly be said that it is
+utterly inapplicable as a theory to many of the facts adduced by the
+Society for Psychic Research.</p>
+
+<p>In the year 1869 the London Dialectical Society, an association of
+cultured liberals, embracing many well-known personages, appointed a
+committee to examine "the asserted phenomena of Spiritualism." The
+committee divided itself into six sub-committees, each of which
+submitted a report, and according to a general report, published in
+1871, "these reports substantially corroborated each other." We may
+therefore quote the more interesting points from the report of one of
+the sub-committees:</p>
+
+<p>"All of these meetings were held at the private residences of members of
+the committee, purposely to preclude the possibility of prearranged
+mechanism or contrivance. The furniture of the room in which the
+experiments were conducted was on every occasion its accustomed
+furniture. The tables were in all cases heavy dining-tables, and
+required a strong effort to move them. The smallest of them was five
+feet nine inches long and four feet wide, and the largest nine feet
+three inches long and four and a half feet wide, and of proportionate
+weight. The rooms, tables, and furniture generally were repeatedly
+subjected to careful examination, before, during, and after the
+experiments, to ascertain that no concealed machinery, instrument, or
+other contrivance existed, by means of which the sounds or movements
+hereinafter mentioned could be caused. The experiments were conducted in
+the light of gas, except on the few occasions specially noted in the
+minutes.</p>
+
+<p>"Of the members of your sub-committee about four-fifths entered upon the
+investigation wholly sceptical as to the reality of the alleged
+phenomena, firmly believing them to be the result either of <i>imposture</i>,
+or of <i>delusion</i>, or of <i>involuntary muscular action</i>. It was only by
+irresistible evidence, under conditions that precluded the possibility
+of either of these solutions, and after trials and tests many times
+repeated, that the most sceptical of your sub-committee were slowly and
+reluctantly convinced that the phenomena exhibited in the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</a></span> course of
+their protracted inquiry were <i>veritable facts</i>. The result of their
+long-continued and carefully-conducted experiments, after trial by every
+delicate test they could devise, has been to establish <i>conclusively</i>,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"First. That under certain <i>bodily</i> and <i>mental</i> conditions of one or
+more of the persons present a force is exhibited sufficient to set in
+motion heavy substances, without the employment of any muscular force,
+and without contact or material connection of any kind between such
+substances and the body of any person present.</p>
+
+<p>"Second. That this force can cause sounds to proceed, distinctly audible
+to all present, from solid substances not in contact with nor having any
+visible or material connection with the body of any person present, and
+which sounds are proved to proceed from such substances by the
+vibrations which are distinctly felt when they are touched.</p>
+
+<p>"Third. That this force is frequently directed by intelligence."</p>
+
+<p>Of the many experiments described in this report we will quote here but
+one:</p>
+
+<p>"On one occasion, when eleven members of your sub-committee had been
+sitting around one of the dining-tables above described for forty
+minutes, and various sounds and motions had occurred, they, by way of
+test, turned the backs of their chairs to the table, at about nine
+inches from it. They all then knelt upon their chairs, placing their
+arms upon the backs thereof. In this position their feet were of course
+turned away from the table, and by no possibility could be placed under
+it or touch the floor. The hands of each person were extended over the
+table, at about four inches from the surface. Contact, therefore, with
+any part of the table could not take place without detection. In less
+than a minute the table, untouched, moved four times,&mdash;at first about
+four inches to one side, then about twelve to the other side, and then,
+in like manner, four and six inches respectively."</p>
+
+<p>The committee further remarks that after this experiment "the table was
+carefully examined, turned upside down, and taken to pieces, but nothing
+was discovered to account for the phenomenon. Delusion was out of the
+question. The movements were in various directions, and were witnessed
+simultaneously by all present. They were matters of <i>measurement</i>, and
+not of opinion or fancy. Your sub-committee have not collectively
+obtained any evidence as to the nature and source of this force, but
+simply as to the <i>fact of its existence</i>."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Sergeant Cox, a member of this sub-committee and a prominent member
+of the English bar, relates that he experimented elsewhere in the same
+manner as that above described, and with similar results, a heavy
+dining-table being employed. Afterward, when all the party stood in a
+circle round the table, holding hands, at first two and then three feet
+distant, the table lurched four times, once more than two feet and with
+great force, and moved to such an extent as to become completely turned
+round. After the party had broken up, and were standing in groups about
+the room, the table, which was about two feet from its original
+position, swung violently back to its proper place and set itself
+exactly square with the room, with such force as literally to knock down
+a lady who was standing in the way putting on her shawl for departure.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Cox, after a close examination of these phenomena, offered a theory
+in explanation somewhat differing from that already mentioned. He
+believes that they are due to the action of some psychic force,
+originating in the nervous system and analogous in character to magnetic
+attraction. He relates several instances of heavy bodies moving toward
+the mediums, as if attracted, and remarks, "In another experiment in my
+own lighted drawing-room, as the psychic [the medium] was entering the
+room with myself, <i>no other person being there</i>, an easy-chair of great
+weight that was standing fourteen feet from us was suddenly lifted from
+the floor and drawn to him with great rapidity, precisely<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</a></span> as a heavy
+magnet will attract a mass of iron."</p>
+
+<p>Another phase of these phenomena, as observed by the committee, was the
+sudden and considerable change of weight in the table, it becoming light
+or heavy as desired. To prove this scientifically, a weighing-machine
+was attached, and the change of weight clearly proved. "One instance
+will suffice. Weighed by the machine, the normal weight of a table
+raised from the floor eighteen inches on one side was eight pounds.
+Desired to be light, the index fell to five pounds; desired to be heavy,
+it advanced to eighty-two pounds. And these changes were instantaneous
+and repeated many times."</p>
+
+<p>The most remarkable evidence adduced by scientific observers is that
+presented by Professor Crooks. He is a chemist of high reputation, the
+editor of the "Chemical News" and for many years of the "Quarterly
+Journal of Science," the discoverer of the metallic element thallium,
+and of recent years noted for his remarkable discoveries in the
+conditions of matter in highly-exhausted vacuum-tubes. In 1870 he
+undertook the investigation of Spiritualism, with the full expectation
+of exposing it as a compound of trickery on the one side and of
+credulity and self-deception on the other. In January, 1874, he
+published, in the "Quarterly Journal of Science," a brief compend of the
+notes of his investigations during the four years preceding. Some of the
+phenomena here recorded are so extraordinary that they would not be
+worthy an instant's attention but for the attestation of a witness of
+such standing, and one accustomed to the employment of the severest
+scientific tests.</p>
+
+<p>The phenomena recorded, as he declares, with few exceptions, all took
+place in his own house and in full light, at times appointed by himself,
+"and under conditions that absolutely precluded the employment of the
+very simplest instrumental aid." In all cases only private friends were
+present besides the medium. The mediums employed were the noted D. D.
+Home and Miss Kate Fox, of Rochester-rappings notoriety. Of the simpler
+phenomena observed were the movement of heavy bodies with contact, but
+without mechanism or exertion, percussive and other sounds, etc. He
+remarks,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I have had these sounds proceeding from the floor, walls, etc., when
+the medium's hands and feet were held, when she was standing on a chair,
+when she was suspended in a swing from the ceiling, when she was
+enclosed in a wire cage, and when she had fallen fainting on a sofa. I
+have had them on a glass harmonicon. I have felt them on my own shoulder
+and under my own hands. I have heard them on a sheet of paper held
+between the fingers by a piece of thread passed through one corner. I
+have tested them in every way that I could devise; and there has been no
+escape from the conviction that they were true objective occurrences,
+not produced by trickery or mechanical means." Intelligence is
+manifested by these sounds, "sometimes of such a character as to lead to
+the belief that it does not emanate from any person present."</p>
+
+<p>He records numerous instances of the movement of heavy bodies when not
+touched: "My own chair has been twisted partly round while my feet were
+off the floor. A chair was seen by all present to move slowly up to the
+table from a far corner when all were watching it; on another occasion
+an arm-chair moved to where we were sitting, and then moved slowly back
+again (a distance of about three feet) at my request."</p>
+
+<p>"On five separate occasions a heavy dining-table rose between a few
+inches and one and a half feet off the floor, under special
+circumstances which rendered trickery impossible.... On another occasion
+the table rose from the floor, not only when no person was touching it,
+but under conditions which I had prearranged so as to assure
+unquestionable proof of the fact."</p>
+
+<p>As to the power of overcoming gravity, he tested it by the use of a
+weighing-machine specially constructed and very<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</a></span> delicate in its
+operation, being so arranged that its extremity could not possibly move
+downward without external pressure. Yet it did so move downward when the
+medium's fingers were held over it without touching it. This experiment
+was conducted in a way that renders it absolutely certain that some
+force beyond those visible to the persons present was in operation.</p>
+
+<p>He also describes the lifting of human bodies without visible external
+aid: "On one occasion I witnessed a chair, with a lady sitting on it,
+rise several inches from the ground.... At another time two children, on
+separate occasions, rose from the floor with their chairs, in full
+daylight, under (to me) most satisfactory conditions; for I was kneeling
+and keeping close watch upon the feet of the chair, and observing that
+no one might touch them."</p>
+
+<p>Among other strange manifestations, he positively declares that his
+library-bell was brought into a room in which he was sitting with the
+medium, with locked doors, both he and his children having seen and
+handled the bell a short time before in the library. Also a piece of
+China grass was taken from a vase on the table, and before his eyes
+seemed to pass through the substance of the table. Observation showed
+that there was a crack in the table through which it had apparently
+passed. But this crack was much narrower than the diameter of the grass,
+yet the latter showed no signs of abrasion or change of shape.</p>
+
+<p>As to the intelligence manifested by this strange power he gives the
+following instance. A lady was writing with a planchette. "I asked, 'Can
+you see the contents of this room?' 'Yes,' wrote the planchette. 'Can
+you see to read this newspaper?' said I, putting my finger on a copy of
+the 'Times' which was on the table behind me, but without looking at it.
+'Yes,' was the reply of the planchette. 'Well,' I said, 'if you can see
+that, write the word that is now covered by my finger, and I will
+believe you.' The planchette commenced to move. Slowly and with great
+difficulty the word 'however' was written out. I turned round, and saw
+that the word 'however' was covered by the tip of my finger. I had
+purposely avoided looking at the newspaper when I tried this experiment,
+and it was impossible for the lady, had she tried, to have seen any of
+the printed words, for she was sitting at one table, and the paper was
+on another table behind, my body intervening."</p>
+
+<p>The most remarkable phenomena attested by Professor Crooks, however, are
+those classed as luminous appearances, and particularly as luminous
+hands. Some of the most striking of those may be here quoted:</p>
+
+<p>"Under the strictest test-conditions I have seen a self-luminous body,
+the size and nearly the shape of a turkey's egg, float noiselessly about
+the room, at one time higher than any one present could reach standing
+on tiptoe, and then gently descend to the floor. It was visible more
+than ten minutes, and before it faded away struck the table three times
+with a sound like that of a hard, solid body. During this time the
+medium was lying back, apparently insensible, in an easy-chair."</p>
+
+<p>"I have had an alphabetic communication given by luminous flashes
+occurring before me in the air while my hand was moving about among
+them. I was sitting next to the medium, Miss Fox, the only other persons
+present being my wife and a lady relative, and I was holding the
+medium's two hands in one of mine, while her feet were resting on my
+feet. Paper was on the table before us, and my disengaged hand was
+holding a pencil. A luminous hand came down from the upper part of the
+room, and, after hovering near me for a few seconds, took the pencil
+from my hand, rapidly wrote on a sheet of paper, threw the pencil down,
+and then rose up above our heads, gradually fading into darkness."</p>
+
+<p>"In the night I have seen a luminous cloud hover over a heliotrope on a
+side-table, break a sprig off, and carry the sprig to a lady; and on
+some occasions I have seen a similar luminous cloud visibly condense to
+the form of a hand and carry small objects about."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>These hands he claims to have frequently seen, sometimes in darkness,
+sometimes in light. On one occasion "a beautifully-formed small hand
+rose up from an opening in a dining-table and gave me a flower; it
+appeared and then disappeared three times at intervals: this occurred in
+the light, in my own room, while I was holding the medium's hands and
+feet."</p>
+
+<p>The hand often seemed to form from a luminous cloud. "It is not always a
+mere form, but sometimes appears perfectly life-like and graceful, the
+fingers moving, the flesh appearing as human as that of any in the room.
+At the wrist or arm it becomes hazy and fades off into a luminous
+cloud.... I have retained one of these hands in my own, firmly resolved
+not to let it escape. There was no struggle or effort made to get loose,
+but it gradually seemed to resolve itself into vapor, and faded in that
+manner from my grasp."</p>
+
+<p>We should not venture to quote these most remarkable statements but for
+the fact that they are made by a gentleman of such high standing for
+accuracy of observation, who knew perfectly well that he was imperilling
+his position in the scientific world and exposing himself to the
+contumely and accusation of loss of sanity that followed. In regard to
+this point it need only be said that his most valuable scientific work
+has been done since that period, and that his statements on scientific
+subjects are received everywhere to-day as unquestionably accurate and
+important. That he saw what he believed to be luminous hands there can
+be no doubt. Whether he was deceived is another question.</p>
+
+<p>As to the producing cause of these manifestations Professor Crooks
+offers no theory. Whether the power and the intelligence displayed came
+from some one present or from some disembodied spirit he makes no
+suggestion, but simply presents the facts as evidence that there are
+mysteries in nature transcending any that have yet been weighed and
+measured, and which must engage the attention of the science of the
+future.</p>
+
+<p>Of the other scientists named, Professor Wallace openly accepts the
+spiritualistic explanation of these phenomena. He has not, so far as we
+are aware, published any detailed statement of his investigations,
+though we have been told that they consisted in part in what is known as
+"spirit photography," or the taking of photographs of persons known to
+be dead, by his own private apparatus and in his own private rooms. As
+to the character of the results obtained by him, however, we are unable
+to make any statement.</p>
+
+<p>Professor Z&ouml;llner also became a believer in Spiritualism, mainly through
+experiments with the American medium Mr. Slade. He published a work on
+the subject, in which he advances the theory, which has of late
+attracted so much attention, of a fourth dimension in space; that is,
+that, in addition to length, breadth, and thickness, bodies may have a
+fourth dimension, beyond the powers of human observation. The untying of
+knots in sealed ropes, passage of matter through matter, etc., he
+attempts to explain as possibly done by agents capable of working in
+this fourth dimension of matter. Science, however, is as little inclined
+to accept this theory as to accept that of spirit communication.</p>
+
+<p>Of the American scientific observers Professor Hare is far the most
+noted for his critical discernment, his accuracy of observation, and his
+obstinate determination not to be convinced that there was anything
+occult in these phenomena. He was remarkably skilful in the making of
+scientific apparatus, and he tested the phenomena received by a series
+of instruments of delicate construction and capable of exposing the
+least attempt at fraud. Those who were present at the circles with him
+declare that he would frequently make his appearance with a new
+instrument and a face full of grim expectancy that he would now baffle
+the powers that had baffled him on previous occasions, and that he would
+retire with a countenance of settled despondency as the unseen
+<i>something</i> set at nought his deep-laid plans and secret hopes. It<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</a></span> will
+suffice to say here that his experiments ended in his accepting the
+spiritual explanation of the phenomena and publishing a work on the
+subject.</p>
+
+<p>The same was the case with Judge Edmonds, from whose published work we
+may make a few quotations, as his high standing as a jurist and
+reputation for veracity and legal shrewdness make him a witness whose
+word would be accepted without question on any ordinary subject. He
+gives the following strange experience: "During the last illness of my
+revered old friend Isaac T. Hopper I was a good deal with him, and on
+the day when he died I was with him from noon till about seven o'clock
+in the evening. I then supposed he would live yet for several days, and
+at that hour I left to attend my circle, proposing to call again on my
+way home. About ten o'clock in the evening, while attending the circle,
+I asked if I might put a mental question. I did so, and I know that no
+person present could know what it was, or to what subject even it
+referred. My question related to Mr. Hopper, and I received for answer
+through the rappings, as from himself, that he was dead. I hastened
+immediately to his house, and found that it was so. That could not have
+been from any one present, for they did not know of his death, nor did
+they understand the answer I received. It could not have been the reflex
+of my own mind, for I had left him alive, and thought that he would live
+several days."</p>
+
+<p>Of his statements in regard to physical phenomena the following may be
+quoted: "I have known a pine table with four legs lifted bodily up from
+the floor in the centre of a circle of six or eight persons, turned
+upside down, and laid upon its top at our feet, then lifted up over our
+heads and put leaning against the back of the sofa on which we sat. I
+have seen a mahogany table, having only a centre leg, and with a lamp
+burning upon it, lifted from the floor at least a foot, in spite of the
+efforts of those present, and shaken backward and forward as one would
+shake a goblet in his hand, and the lamp retain its place, though its
+glass pendants rung again. I have seen the same table tipped up with the
+lamp upon it, so that the lamp must have fallen off unless retained
+there by something else than its own gravity; yet it fell not, moved
+not. I have known a mahogany chair thrown on its side and moved swiftly
+back and forth on the floor, no one touching it, through a room where
+there were at least a dozen persons sitting; and it was repeatedly
+stopped within a few inches of me, when it was coming with a violence
+which, if not arrested, must have broken my legs."</p>
+
+<p>Of the phenomena classed under the head of spiritualistic three
+explanations have been offered. One is that they are purely the result
+of fraud in the mediums and self-delusion in the believers. A second is
+that they are due to some unknown law and force of nature, the physical
+manifestations being ascribed to a psychic energy of nervous origin, the
+mental to <i>unconscious cerebration</i>. A third explanation is that they
+are due to the action of disembodied spirits, who are able to return to
+the earth and make their presence manifest in all the methods above
+recounted. Of these explanations the first is that given by the general
+public, and particularly by those who know nothing practically about the
+subject, but have reached their opinions by their own inner
+consciousness and without troubling themselves to investigate the facts.
+That it does apply, however, to much of what is known as spiritual
+manifestations there can be no doubt. Of frauds under the name of
+mediums there has been an abundance. Of dupes under the name of
+Spiritualists there has been an equal abundance. And the tricks of false
+mediums have been so often detected as to throw a shadow of doubt over
+everything connected with the asserted phenomena. Yet that it is not all
+fraud has been abundantly proved by the testimony of the men above named
+and many others of equal powers of discrimination, and by the occurrence
+of numerous phenomena under circumstances that absolutely precluded
+deception,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</a></span> either in medium or audience. To these cases one or other of
+the second and third explanations must be given. Acceptance of the
+third, that they are really the work of spirits, would of course settle
+the whole business and explain all the phenomena in a word. But the
+great body of critical observers are disinclined to accept this theory,
+for the reason that many of the scientific class doubt the existence of
+any spirit beyond the earth-life, that many of the religious class
+question the possibility of freed spirits returning to earth, and that
+many of an intermediate class consider the manifestations too puerile
+and the mental communications given too unsatisfactory and too far below
+the mental calibre of the professed speakers to be worthy of assignment
+to any such source. These communications seem usually painted by the
+mind of the medium, and are often notably feeble, absurd, and valueless.</p>
+
+<p>To the members of this class the second explanation is the only tenable
+one,&mdash;namely, that there are certain extraordinary powers resident in
+the nervous organism which are capable of acting in opposition to the
+ordinary energies of nature; that an intangible material exists outside
+the body and penetrates physical objects, through whose aid the
+nerve-power somehow operates to produce sounds and motions of bodies;
+that this nerve-power may act unconsciously to the person who possesses
+it in even a highly-developed state; that its action may be controlled
+by the mind, acting either consciously or unconsciously; that old and
+long-forgotten stores of the memory may take part in this action; and
+that other minds may act through the medium's mind and set in action his
+psychic powers unconsciously to himself.</p>
+
+<p>That there is such a supersensible substance, and that the human mind
+has such hitherto unknown powers, is not easy to admit. And yet when we
+consider all the facts bearing upon the case it becomes equally hard to
+deny. The history of mankind is full of stories of occult operations and
+so-called supernatural performances. Those recorded are, of course, but
+the merest fraction of those that have been observed. At the present day
+this world of mystery seems everywhere around us. Outside of what is put
+on record, almost every person one meets can relate some such mysterious
+occurrence which has happened to himself or some of his acquaintances.
+That a very great proportion of this has been self-deception must be
+admitted. But all mankind is not blind and gullible; and if we strain
+these stories of the marvellous through the sieve of criticism, some
+considerable residuum will remain, which must be accounted for by
+another theory than that of delusion.</p>
+
+<p>The theory above given accounts in some degree for most of the facts,
+though there are others which it is not easy to make fit in. Such are
+the instances in which information unknown to any person present has
+been given. We may instance the writing of the word covered by Professor
+Crooks's finger, and the answer to Judge Edmonds's mental question
+concerning his dying friend. Other striking instances of the same
+character might be given, some of which have happened within the
+knowledge of the writer. We may give in illustration the case of one
+gentleman, a prominent businessman of Philadelphia, who received from a
+medium a statement of the date of the death of a child that had occurred
+many years before. The gentleman denied the correctness of the date, and
+gave what he believed to be the correct one. But the medium insisted on
+the date given. On going home and consulting his family record, to his
+surprise the gentleman found that the medium was right and he
+wrong,&mdash;that the child had died on the date stated, not on that which
+had been impressed upon his memory.</p>
+
+<p>Taking the case of mentality as a whole, it is certain that we are yet
+far from being acquainted with all the powers and mysteries of the human
+mental and nervous organism, despite all the researches of late years.
+Nor do we know all the conditions and capabilities of the world of
+matter which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</a></span> surrounds us, or the possibilities of intercommunication
+of minds without the aid of the senses. On the other hand, Spiritualists
+assert that we are equally far from knowing all the possibilities of
+spirit existence or of communication between embodied and disembodied
+mind. As to all this, it is perhaps best to remain in a state of
+suspended decision and await the results of accurate observation to
+settle the question definitely on one side or other. The investigation
+now being carried on by a committee appointed by the University of
+Pennsylvania, under the conditions of a bequest from the late Mr.
+Seybert, will, it may be hoped, tend to clear up the mystery.</p>
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Charles Morris.</span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="THE_STORY_OF_AN_ITALIAN_WORKWOMANS_LIFEB" id="THE_STORY_OF_AN_ITALIAN_WORKWOMANS_LIFEB"></a>THE STORY OF AN ITALIAN WORKWOMAN'S LIFE.<a name="FNanchor_B_2" id="FNanchor_B_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_B_2" class="fnanchor">[B]</a></h2>
+
+
+<p>Si, signora, there are four of us,&mdash;Fausta, and Flavia, and Marc
+Antonio, and I. La Mamma was left a widow when Marc Antonio was twelve
+years old and Fausta ten, Flavia was eight, little Teresina (who died in
+childhood) six, and I was only sixteen months old. All the rest can
+remember Babbo [daddy], and many's the time, when I was a little one, I
+have cried my eyes out with anger and jealousy because I couldn't
+remember him too. Babbo was a good man, signora. Never an angry word, La
+Mamma says,&mdash;not one,&mdash;in all the fifteen years they were married, and
+<i>allegro, allegro</i> (cheerful). He was a carrier, and he had only a
+little time at home; but then he always played with the little ones and
+made them happy. La Mamma loved him with all her heart; and often she
+says, "Ah, if I ever come to Paradise, I pray our Lord to make me find
+my Pietro again." Si, signora, I know our Lord said there was no
+marrying or giving in marriage in heaven; La Mamma knows it too; but we
+shall know each other, you know, up there, and our Blessed Lord is
+merciful, and won't part those who love each other. La Mamma says so;
+and I hope so, too. If ever I gain the rest of Paradise,&mdash;may our
+Blessed Lord and the Madonna and all the saints grant it!&mdash;I want to
+find my Luigi there too. Well, but I promised to tell the signora how
+the Mamma brought us all up on only a franc a day. As I said already,
+Babbo was a carrier. He did well, and sent Marc Antonio and Fausta and
+Flavia to school, and me to a <i>balia</i> in the country, and put something
+by besides. La Mamma was a silk-weaver,&mdash;one of the best in Florence
+then,&mdash;and she put by something too; for she worked hard every day.
+Everything went well with them until the day that I came home from the
+<i>baliatico</i> (period of nursing in the country). I was well weaned, and a
+strong, fine baby, and the <i>balia</i> was proud of me; and Babbo was so
+pleased to find me so well and lively that he gave the <i>balia</i> two
+francs more than he had agreed to do. But Babbo was always generous.
+Well, the next day La Mamma took me in her arms and went to the
+silk-shop where she had been at work, to see about selling her loom; for
+the master of the shop was old and was giving up his business and
+selling everything: it was just at that time that the silk-trade began
+to go down in Florence. When the loom was sold, La Mamma put the money
+in her purse, and then she went to put it in the bank, and then home.
+When she got into the Borgo degli Santi<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</a></span> Apostoli she saw several people
+standing before our door; but she thought nothing of that, for we lived
+on the top floor, and there were several other families in the house.
+But when La Mamma came up to the door, she saw old Martia, her aunt, and
+Miniato, her brother, there. They were both crying.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, <i>poverina, poverina</i>! here she is," says Miniato.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Madonna santissima</i>! how shall we ever tell her?" says Aunt Martia.</p>
+
+<p>"For the love of God, tell me what it is!" said poor mamma, and her
+heart died in her.</p>
+
+<p>Well, in a few minutes, <i>adagio, adagio</i>, little by little, they told
+her how it was. Near the Porta San Niccol&ograve; a heavy load of bricks had
+been overturned, and poor Babbo, who was passing at the time, had been
+badly hurt. His fine gray mule Giannetta was killed. So two troubles
+came together. After a little the Misericordia brought Babbo home, and
+they put him in bed, and one of the Brethren stayed to watch him that
+night. He was badly hurt, and he never took a step again, though he
+lived for six months. La Mamma did her best: the weaving was over,&mdash;she
+could not have found much more weaving to do, even if Babbo had been
+able to bear the noise of the loom,&mdash;but she knitted, and sewed, and did
+what she could. Still, the money melted away. Babbo might have been put
+into a hospital, but La Mamma couldn't bear to part with him, even
+though he said often, as the days went on and he got no better, that he
+would rather go into a hospital than lie there and feel that he was
+eating up the little money he had put away for his wife and children.
+"<i>Povera</i> Leonora," he used to say,&mdash;"<i>povera</i> Leonora, who must work so
+hard while I lie here and play the signore!" And once or twice he cried
+a little. But for the most part he was cheerful and bore his pain with
+patience.</p>
+
+<p>All the time <i>la povera Mamma</i> kept up her courage, and made Babbo
+believe that the money went three times as far as it did. But it melted
+away; and, the day before Babbo died, when she counted it over she knew
+that she had a hard struggle before her. She did not let him know it,
+however. He thought she had money to last for two or three months. So
+Easter came round, and still Babbo lay helpless and full of pain. The
+priest came to confess and communicate him, as he does all the bedridden
+at Easter-time, and that afternoon Babbo had less pain than for many a
+day. He kissed and blessed us as usual at bedtime, and then he told La
+Mamma to call him in the morning, so that he might light the lamp for
+her. This was because the table with the lamp stood by his side of the
+bed, and often La Mamma, who had to get up early, used to strike the
+light without waking him. "But now that I have no pain," says Babbo,
+"I'll strike a light for you, <i>cara mia</i>, so that you may have that
+comfort." Easter fell early that year, in March, and the weather was
+cold and stormy. When La Mamma woke up at four o'clock, the bells were
+ringing for first mass, but it was cold and dark, and a storm was
+raging. She could not bear to wake Babbo up, but she had promised to do
+so, and she had a long day's work before her and no time to lose. So she
+called him, very gently at first, and then louder. There was no answer,
+and she touched his shoulder and shook him a little. Still there was no
+answer, and, being frightened, she leaned over and touched his face.
+<i>Povera mamma!</i> it was cold as ice, and stiff. Then she put her hand on
+his heart, but it was still. She jumped up quickly, but, in her fright
+and grief, she could not find the matches. At last she did so, and then
+she saw that he was dead. Little Teresa slept between them, and he had
+her hand in his, clasped so tightly that it was many minutes before La
+Mamma could set it free. She did so without waking the child, and then
+she put her into bed with Flavia and Fausta, and woke Marc Antonio and
+sent him for the doctor. When he was gone she lighted the fire and did
+what she could to warm Babbo and bring the life back, though her heart
+told her, as did the doctor when he came, that all was over. By and by<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</a></span>
+the children woke and cried, and La Mamma wondered that she could find
+words to quiet them, and yet she did. When everything was over and the
+house quiet, the poor soul felt her heart die in her breast, and would
+have been glad to lie down and die too; but no, she could not. She had
+to take out the purse and count the money again, and then she found that
+after buying a reserved grave for Babbo at the Campo Santo at Trespiano
+she would have just enough to pay the rent for the next six months. You
+know, signora, that if a reserved grave is not bought at Trespiano the
+bodies are put into the <i>fossa comune</i>, and that is the end. The graves
+are not marked. La Mamma could not bear the thought of that, and so she
+bought a reserved grave. Then came the funeral; and she called the
+children together and told them that if they each wanted to carry a
+taper for Babbo they would have to go without their supper that night.
+They were very hungry, every one, for, what with the trouble, and the
+care, and the sorrow of that last day, La Mamma had not been able to
+cook the dinner, and they had had nothing all day but a piece of bread.
+Ah, they were hungry! They had cried until they were tired out, and they
+were as empty as organ-tubes. Marc Antonio has told me many a time about
+it. "God forgive me," says he, "but when La Mamma said that, I felt the
+hunger grip me like a tiger, and the devil tempted me, and I said to
+myself, 'Babbo's gone to the world over there, and what good will a
+taper do him? He was never the one to want us to go to bed hungry as
+well as with a sore heart.'" But even while he thought the wicked
+thoughts the love for Babbo came into his heart again. He burst out
+crying and sobbing, and cried out, "Mamma, mamma, I don't want any
+supper to-night; I don't! I don't!" <i>Poverino</i>! he was growing and
+strong, and so hungry. Fausta and Flavia and little Teresa said the
+same, but it hurt them less, and they did not cry. And then little
+Teresa spoke up,&mdash;she was always as wise as a little angel:</p>
+
+<p>"Mamma," says she, "the baby must have her supper, mustn't she?"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Poverina!</i> what would you have?" says La Mamma. "Yes, the poor baby
+must have her supper, indeed. She knows nothing, poor little one, of the
+sorrow in the house, or she would not grudge Babbo a taper any more than
+the rest of you."</p>
+
+<p>Little Teresa smiled, "Then, mamma, I've baby's supper for her," says
+she. "I did not eat my bread all day, and you can have it now to make a
+<i>pappa</i> for her."</p>
+
+<p>So La Mamma took me in her arms and went into the kitchen, and then Marc
+Antonio held me while she and Fausta and Flavia and Teresa made the
+<i>pappa</i>; and then each one took it in turn to feed me. You cannot know,
+signora, how often I have lain awake and cried to think that I should
+have been the only one of us all to eat like a pig that night, while
+dear Babbo lay dead in the house and the rest were sad and hungry.
+<i>Pazienza</i>! we need patience in this world, even with ourselves
+sometimes.</p>
+
+<p>When the funeral was over, La Mamma put the house in order, and then she
+took out all her papers and accounts and counted over all she had. Just
+a little of the money that Babbo had saved was left,&mdash;enough, if she
+never touched it, to bring in seventy-three francs a year,&mdash;that is,
+twenty centimes [four cents] a day. She made up her mind that she would
+never touch it, so that each day, as long as we lived, we might have at
+least a piece of bread bought with Babbo's money. Then there was the
+parish, which gave her some help. The guardians of the poor widows
+appointed a guardian for us,&mdash;the Conte Bertoli, a good man, God rest
+his soul,&mdash;and he applied to the poor widows' fund for La Mamma and got
+her an allowance of fifty centimes [ten cents] a day until Marc Antonio
+should be fifteen and able to work; and then the Signor Conte himself
+added to that twenty centimes more, so that altogether La Mamma had a
+franc a day. But there were six of us. Thankful enough she was to have
+the franc; but still, as<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</a></span> you may suppose, signora, she had to think a
+good deal and work hard to keep us. The elder children had all been put
+to a school near by, a nice school, but where Babbo had had to pay for
+them; now that was changed. Fausta and Flavia and Teresa were sent to
+the convent of the Doratei Sisters, and Marc Antonio to the Frate
+Scalopi. There was nothing to pay at either place, and the children were
+taught well and taken good care of. The convent of the Doratei is in the
+Via dei Malcontenti, and that of the Frate Scalopi in the Piazza Santa
+Croce. Marc Antonio and Fausta and Flavia and Teresa used to set off at
+seven every morning, winter and summer, and La Mamma walked with them,
+carrying me in her arms. She gave all the children a good breakfast of
+hot <i>pappa</i> before they set out for school, and some bread and apple, or
+bread and onions, in a basket, to eat at dinner-time. At night, when
+they came home, they had a good supper of <i>casalingo</i> [household,
+<i>i.e.</i>, black] bread and milk. Then they were washed and put to bed; for
+La Mamma was very strict, and never allowed any one out of bed after
+eight o'clock. As soon as I was two years old I was sent to the Doratei
+too; and the big dark convent, with the great garden behind, is the
+first thing I ever remember. The good sisters were very kind to us. They
+taught all the older girls to read and write, and sew and knit, not only
+plain sewing, but fine stitching, and open-work, and fine darning, and
+button-holes, and lace-work, and so on. They also taught them to make
+beds, and sweep, and dust, and cook a little,&mdash;that is, how to make
+broth, and <i>pappa</i>, and such simple things. From twelve to two every day
+there was recreation. At twelve all the children, big and little, sat
+down to dinner in the refectory with the nuns. The nuns had their own
+dinner,&mdash;a very plain one always, for their rule is severe,&mdash;and the
+children had whatever they brought with them. If anything was brought
+that could be warmed over and made more nourishing, Sister Cherubina
+never grudged the trouble. When dinner was over we sang a grace, and
+then we all ran into the garden and had a good game of play. Of course
+the very little ones did nothing all day but play and sleep. Sister
+Arcangela took care of them. Sometimes on fine days the sisters used to
+take us all out for a walk in the country. Twice every week we had
+religious instruction. Padre Giovanni, our confessor, taught us
+everything, our Credo and Pater Noster, and our holy religion, and the
+holy gospel, and all the beautiful stories in the Bible, and the legends
+of the saints. Which of our Lord's miracles does the signora think the
+finest? For myself, I always liked the story of the night in which our
+Blessed Redeemer came to his disciples walking on the water. And then of
+the older stories I liked the one of poor Joseph and his brethren. What
+bad devils the brothers were! But God brought good out of evil, and
+rewarded poor Joseph, who was an angel, by making him a great king.
+Well, still I am babbling on and telling you about our school, and
+forgetting La Mamma. I told you she had a franc a day. Our rent cost a
+hundred francs a year. That was a little more than twenty-five centimes
+a day, and that left La Mamma about seventy centimes a day for food, and
+clothing, and lights, and so on. La Mamma worked day and night. Whenever
+she could, she used to sit up at night with sick people, for that was
+paid well,&mdash;a franc a night; sometimes in grand houses as much as two
+francs,&mdash;and then she could rest in the day-time when we were at school.
+But, whatever she did, or wherever she went, she always managed to be at
+the convent gate every evening at half-past five to bring us home. If by
+any chance she could not do that, Marc Antonio always waited for us and
+brought us home very carefully. He was a good, steady boy, and never
+stopped to play when we were with him, and always shut himself in with
+us at home and did his best to take care of us until La Mamma came back.
+God forgive me! but I used to think La Mamma very hard in those<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</a></span> days.
+She would never let us go the length of a yard alone; and once when she
+caught me running out on the stairs to play hide-and-seek with some
+girls and boys who lived on the floor below us, she gave me such a slap
+that my ears rang again. Well, to tell truth, we had so much playing in
+the convent garden, and such a long walk home in the evening, that we
+were generally rather tired and glad to get quickly to bed as mamma bade
+us. She, <i>poverina!</i> always sat up, patching and darning, long after we
+were in bed, so that we might go decently to school.</p>
+
+<p>I remember well the first real dolls we ever had. It was at the Feast of
+the Assumption, and there was a fair outside the Roman gate. Marc
+Antonio was to be apprenticed the next day to a very decent <i>vetturino</i>,
+and he had begged La Mamma to treat us all to some fried dumplings. We
+were all day at the fair, though of course we bought nothing; but it was
+a great pleasure to us to walk about and look at the booths full of gay
+things. We were nearly ready to come home, when Teresina spied some
+dolls and began to beg for one. She was such a sweet, good, gentle child
+that La Mamma could not bear to refuse her, especially as she scarcely
+ever asked for anything. And she seemed to have a passion for that doll,
+so pretty it was, all in pink and spangles. At last, as she begged so
+hard, La Mamma gave her ten centimes, and told her that if she could get
+it for that she might have it; and Teresina bargained so well that she
+got it for eight centimes; and then nothing would satisfy her but that
+we all should have dolls. It was in vain that La Mamma said no; Teresina
+would have her way. And so at last we all had dolls, and La Mamma, poor
+soul! spent thirty-six centimes! It seemed a mortal sin to her; and she
+has told me many a time how she lay awake that night and cried, and
+prayed to God and the saints to forgive her for that wicked
+extravagance. And yet she could not but feel glad to see how happy we
+all were with our dolls. And she was glad afterward for another reason,
+which I will explain presently. Little Teresina never went out again
+after the Feast of the Assumption. She was the first to fall ill, but
+before ten days were over we were all (all the girls, I mean,&mdash;Marc
+Antonio was not at home) struck down with smallpox. Teresina suffered
+most. I remember it well, how strange it seemed to me to hear her
+calling constantly for water and other things,&mdash;strange, because she was
+always the one who waited on the others, and never before thought of
+herself. La Mamma did everything for her that could be done, but she
+grew daily worse. Once mamma brought her doll and put it in her hands. I
+can see now&mdash;my bed was opposite to hers&mdash;how mamma watched Teresina,
+and how Teresina looked at the doll. In my own heart I thought, "Surely
+she will get better, now that she has her pretty doll." It seemed to me
+that she must do so. But in a moment she heaved a deep sigh, and said,
+"Too tired! too tired!" And then she threw the doll away from her and
+closed her eyes. <i>La povera Mamma</i> picked up the doll and put it away in
+a drawer, and then she sat still and looked at Teresina, with the tears
+rolling down her face. Whenever I woke up in the night it was always the
+same, mamma fanning Teresina or putting bits of ice in her mouth, and
+never moving her eyes from her, and Teresina no longer restless, but
+quite still,&mdash;so still that I had never seen anything like it. Quite
+early the next day the archbishop came to confirm her, and while I was
+looking at the grand robes he wore, and at the priests who came with
+him, and watching the lighted tapers blow about in the wind, for the
+window was open and there was a strong draught, suddenly I felt a pain
+in my head which was worse than anything I had felt before,&mdash;a dreadful
+pain, which made me feel giddy and confused. I felt myself sinking, and
+I suppose I must have cried out, for I remember that some one lifted me
+and put a wet cloth on my head. The last thing I saw was Teresina's
+pale, quiet face, with the white and gold confirmation ribbon<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</a></span> bound
+about her brows. I never saw her again. When I came to myself, days
+afterward, the corner where her bed used to stand was empty, and I knew,
+without asking, that she was in Paradise.</p>
+
+<p>Flavia and Fausta and I got well over it, but much disfigured, as you
+see; and yet God is good, and has sent me as kind and loving a husband
+as if I had been the most beautiful person in the world.</p>
+
+<p>Well, the time went on, just as before, until Flavia was old enough to
+be apprenticed to Madama Castagna, the grand dressmaker. She had always
+been a good, steady, hard-working girl, and, thanks to the good Doratei
+Sisters, she sewed so beautifully that very soon Madama allowed her
+twenty centimes a day. She had to work from eight till eight; but of
+course she could not expect more than twenty centimes while she was
+learning.</p>
+
+<p>Fausta was not so fortunate. She was a good girl, and the cleverest and
+quickest of us all,&mdash;yes, indeed, cleverer than I am, although the
+signora does think so well of me,&mdash;but she changed too often. First, she
+wanted to learn how to bind shoes (I forgot to say that they taught that
+in the convent), and so, while the rest of us were learning to sew and
+knit, she was binding shoes. Then, suddenly, she thought she would like
+to learn to weave, and she went to her godmother, the Contessa Minia,
+and told her so. The contessa was good and generous, and she gave her a
+loom, and Sister Annunziata taught her to weave. But just at the time
+that Fausta ought to have been apprenticed, the silk-trade, which, as I
+said before, had been going down for several years, failed altogether,
+and Fausta had to sell her loom for what it would bring. Then she
+thought that she would like to learn lace-mending: so the contessa got
+her a lace-cushion, and apprenticed her to a lace-mender for four years.
+Just as her time was out, poor Fausta had a bad fall, broke her right
+arm and injured her leg, so that for many months she was confined to her
+bed, and was unable to walk for more than a year. Then, as if the poor
+girl were destined to trouble, she must needs fall in love, and with a
+bad, good-for-nothing fellow. La Mamma would not consent, and we all
+begged and prayed her not to have him, but Fausta was obstinate, and
+married him. <i>Poverina!</i> she has had one trouble after another, and will
+have to the end.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as I had passed my fourteenth birthday I was apprenticed to
+Madama. Flavia was one of her best workwomen then, as she has been ever
+since. After the first six months I received twenty centimes a day, and
+at the end of the first year thirty centimes. We went away from home
+every morning at seven o'clock. La Mamma gave us a good breakfast of
+black bread and coffee before we set out, and black bread and onions or
+apples for our dinner. Sometimes, instead of onions or apples, she would
+give us ten or fifteen centimes; and that we liked better, because then
+we could make a bank. Making a bank we called it when we put all our
+money together. Madama had then twenty-five apprentices, and at
+dinner-time we used to put all our money together and send out and buy
+something. One would buy anchovies, another ham, another olives, another
+cheese, and so on. There was one apprentice who always did the marketing
+for us. Then we used to clear the work-table and set out our food, and
+dine merrily enough. I was an apprentice at Madama's for five years, and
+then began to work for myself. If Madama had been willing to pay me a
+franc a day and give me my dinner besides, I dare say that I might have
+been there now; but she would not, and so I plucked up my courage and
+tried my hand alone. For some time before I left her I had been working
+so well, at cutting out and fitting, finishing, and so on, that she used
+to give me all the finest and most difficult work to do; but still she
+never did and never would pay me more than eighty centimes [sixteen
+cents] a day. None of us got more than that. What we always liked to do
+was to carry the dresses home, because then the ladies usually gave us
+something. And at Christmas, when<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</a></span> we went to wish our patrons all
+happiness, we got very nice presents. One Christmas we received thirty
+francs. When we carried dresses home we generally got twenty or thirty
+centimes. That made fifteen centimes for each of us, because we always
+did errands in couples. One night at ten o'clock we had to go quite
+across Florence in a driving rain to carry a lady a ball-dress. We were
+dripping wet when we reached her palace, but the dress was in good
+order, and we hoped, considering the lateness of the hour, and the bad
+weather, and so on, that the lady would give us something handsome,
+perhaps as much as half a franc. Well, she was very glad to see us, and,
+after putting on the dress, she said that she must give us something.
+And so she did,&mdash;five centimes [one cent] to each of us! I swallowed my
+anger, and put the coin into my pocket, but my companion fitted hers
+nicely into the key-hole of the hall door as soon as it was closed
+behind us. "There!" says she; "now my lady miser will have to send for a
+locksmith, and that will teach her not to be so stingy another time." So
+we both ran home laughing, in spite of our disappointment. But we were
+not so fortunate as to get off without a scolding. The next day the lady
+came to Madama and complained of our impertinence. Madama scolded us a
+little; but when she heard what a pitiful <i>buona mano</i> the lady had
+given us, she could not help laughing herself.</p>
+
+<p>Still, she never thought of raising our pay, and as I improved, and felt
+myself quite mistress of my trade, I began to work over hours, at one or
+two houses where La Mamma had patrons, and in that way I got on very
+quickly. It was a proud day for me, signora, when I first began to give
+La Mamma something toward the housekeeping. I wanted to give her
+two-thirds of all I earned, but she would not let me. When I began to
+earn a franc and a half a day, she accepted half a franc, but she made
+me put away the franc for my <i>dote</i>. La Mamma always walked with me to
+the houses where I went to work, and in the evening either came for me
+herself or sent Marc Antonio. And she bade me be very careful and
+watchful and keep myself to myself. Often I thought her severe and
+suspicious, but now I thank God for the mother he gave us. We owe all
+the happiness of our lives to her.</p>
+
+<p>I had been working for myself, as I have said, for more than five years.
+I had plenty of patrons, and was well thought of. Plain as I am,
+signora, I had not wanted for opportunities to go wrong; but, thank God,
+I never did. Once, too, I had thought of being married, but, happily for
+me, I found out in time that I had set my love on a bad man, so I broke
+off my engagement, and put the thought of marriage away from me. Fausta
+had been married a long time, and so had Marc Antonio. Flavia said that
+she never would leave La Mamma, and I thought that I would do the same.
+But it was not to be. One morning La Mamma, who had been sitting up with
+a sick baby at the Albergo della Stella, came home and told me that I
+was born to good fortune,&mdash;that Signorina Teodora, the landlord's
+daughter, was going to be married, and that I was wanted to work at the
+<i>trousseau</i>. It was all to be made at home, and the signorina engaged me
+for three months. It was the first time that I had ever gone to an hotel
+to work; and La Mamma gave me a great many counsels about my behavior.
+Signorina Teodora was very kind, and the work was just exactly what I
+liked to do. I used to sew in the <i>guarda-roba</i> (linen-room), where the
+linen-keeper, a very respectable woman, was busy all day, mending and
+arranging the linen. That was all well enough, but at meal-times I was
+very uncomfortable. I used to go down to the servants' dining-room, and
+there the talk, and the manners too, were coarse and rude. I did not
+like to complain, but my position was a very hard one. I had taught the
+men to keep their distance, and they did so, but they were cross and
+disagreeable to me, and nicknamed me "La Superba" (the proud one). The
+women-servants all said that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</a></span> I gave myself airs, and if they could do
+anything to annoy me they did. At last I proposed to Signorina Teodora
+that I should be allowed to take my meals in the <i>guarda-roba</i>, so that
+I might be nearer my work. But she said no, that would not do, but that
+I might have them in a little room next the padrone's dining-room, and
+that she would say that this was because I was wanted for trying on her
+dresses just at the time that the servants' dinner was served. The first
+time I went down to dinner alone I felt very much frightened; but my
+dinner was put on the table very nicely, and one of the men-servants,
+whom I had never spoken to before, waited on me. He did so just as
+politely as if I had been a lady, but he was very quiet. The next day he
+began to talk a little, and told me about his mother (who was dead), and
+about his childhood, and the customs of the Abruzzi, because he came
+from that part of Italy. We used to talk together so, day after day,
+while he waited on me, and we became very good friends. At last, when
+the time of my engagement was nearly run out, Luigi&mdash;that was the
+waiter's name&mdash;became very silent, but he served my dinner as nicely and
+carefully as ever. I was a little afraid that I had offended him,
+because every evening he used to say, as I rose from the table, "Are you
+coming back to-morrow?" And every time I said yes, he would answer,
+"Well, then, I can say what I have to say to-morrow," At last one night,
+when he said as usual, "Are you coming back to-morrow, <i>sarta</i>
+[dressmaker]?" I answered no,&mdash;that my work was over. "Well, then," says
+Luigi, "I must find courage to tell you to-night, <i>sarta</i>, that I love
+you, and I want you to be my wife!"</p>
+
+<p>I sat still a moment, quite thunder-struck, and then I jumped up and ran
+out of the room. "I can say not a word," I said, as I passed him, "You
+know you ought to have spoken to La Mamma first."</p>
+
+<p>"If that's all," says he, following me to the foot of the stairs, "I can
+speak to La Mamma to-morrow night."</p>
+
+<p>"And then I may say no," I called out as I ran up-stairs.</p>
+
+<p>Well, the next night he came to see La Mamma, and brought his uncle with
+him. This uncle was a very decent man, who had been gardener for thirty
+years in Count Gemiani's family. He was the only relation Luigi had in
+the world, and he gave him an excellent character. But I would not say a
+word. I told Luigi I could not tell whether I liked him or not until I
+saw him <i>in borghese</i> [<i>i.e.</i>, dressed in ordinary clothes], because you
+know, signora, I had only seen him dressed in black, with a white
+cravat. Well, he was very patient, and, as soon as he was at liberty, he
+came again, dressed <i>in borghese</i>, and then he pleased me, and I made up
+my mind to have him.</p>
+
+<p>But then came another trouble. The match was not well looked upon by La
+Mamma and my brother and sisters, because Luigi was a person in service,
+and that had never happened in our family before. Babbo, as I have said,
+was a carrier; Mamma, a silk-weaver; Marc Antonio had married a
+<i>cucitrice di bianco</i> [shirt-maker]; Fausta, a candle-maker,&mdash;but, to be
+sure, her marriage did not matter, because her husband was a bad man.
+However, I was obstinate, and La Mamma liked Luigi in her heart, and so
+at last we were engaged. He used to come and see me two evenings in the
+week. Sometimes La Mamma sat with us, and sometimes Flavia. When it was
+Flavia's turn Luigi used to laugh and say the sentinel was changed. We
+had to keep our engagement very quiet, because you know that the
+men-servants at Italian hotels are not allowed to marry, and, though
+most of them are in reality married men, they always pretend to be
+bachelors. Gradually we made our preparations. Luigi had nearly eight
+hundred francs saved, and I had about four hundred. We spent about three
+hundred in getting our furniture and linen and so on, and Luigi took an
+apartment in the Borgo Santo Jacopo. I chose the house because it is
+directly opposite the Albergo della Stella, and I knew that I should
+feel happier if I could look across<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</a></span> the river to the hotel lights and
+think that my Luigi was there. We were married on the morning of the
+30th of August, and when we had been <i>promessi sposi</i> for six months.
+The religious marriage was just after the early mass [five o'clock], and
+we all walked over together to the church. I felt quite calm,&mdash;not
+frightened at all; but when, four hours later, we had to go over to the
+Palazzo Vecchio for the civil marriage, I was all tears and trembling.
+However, that passed, like other things. We had quite a fine wedding
+breakfast. Marc Antonio had brought a friend of his, a nice, quiet man,
+who was a very good cook. He was out of place just then, and he had
+offered to cook for us if we would give him his breakfast. We had a
+mixed fry, and macaroni, and <i>ravaioli</i>, and a melon, one course after
+another, just like signori. Everybody had a good appetite, except Luigi
+and me, and La Mamma said that it did her soul good to hear the sound of
+frying in the house. <i>Poverina!</i> she did not often hear it. Well, after
+breakfast we all took a walk in the country, and when we came home again
+Flavia began to prepare supper, but Luigi said no, <i>we</i> must go home,
+that our supper was waiting for us there. So I put my bonnet on, and
+then, when we were ready to say good-by, every one burst into tears,&mdash;La
+Mamma, and Flavia, and Fausta, and Marc Antonio and his wife, and I, and
+even Luigi, though he said afterward he was sure he did not know why.
+And how we all embraced! The signora would have thought that we were
+going over the sea, instead of just across the Ponte Vecchio. At last we
+went away arm in arm, and when we got to our own home there I found that
+Luigi had arranged the table so nicely, just as he used to do at the
+<i>albergo</i>, and had put a bunch of flowers in the centre. So we sat down
+to supper, and pretended to be signori just for that one evening.</p>
+
+<p>The next day, being Sunday, we all went to high mass at the Duomo, and I
+wore my new wedding-gown of black cashmere. In the afternoon we went
+out to Certosa; and that was the end of my wedding-journey, for the next
+morning Luigi had to go back to his work at the <i>albergo</i>, and I had to
+take up my sewing again. It seemed so strange to be sitting down to work
+in my own house, and to look across the Arno at the great <i>albergo</i> and
+think that I had a husband there. Luigi could not come home as often as
+he longed to do, because he had but two free nights in the week. And he
+dared scarcely look out of the window, for fear some one should suspect
+that he was married, and then he would have lost his place. However,
+everything went well. We have been married eight years now, and, what
+with Luigi's fifty francs a month, and the <i>incerti</i> [<i>pour-boires</i>] and
+my work, we do pretty well. Luigi, thank God, is a good man, faithful
+and true and kind. I have never heard an angry word from him yet. And
+then he has no faults,&mdash;he does not smoke, or drink wine, or gamble; and
+regularly every month he brings me all his money to take care of. He is
+such a good son to La Mamma, too. He would never take a mouthful of food
+until he had helped her; and if a famine came to Florence, and there was
+but a piece of bread between Luigi and La Mamma, he would make her eat
+it, I know. Si, signora, we all live together now; La Mamma takes care
+of our little boy, and Flavia is head-woman in Madama Castagna's
+workroom, while I go out by the day, as I always did. It is a little
+harder for us this winter than usual, because there are so few
+<i>forestieri</i>. It really seemed as if the <i>alberghi</i> would never open.
+Luigi said that every evening there would be a crowd of people&mdash;waiters,
+and <i>facchini</i>, and so on&mdash;waiting at the door of the <i>albergo</i> and
+begging for work. And the <i>padrone</i> [landlord] used to say, "Find me the
+<i>forestieri</i>, and I'll find you the work." My Luigi is such a good
+servant that the <i>padrone</i> keeps him employed all the year round; but he
+felt very anxious this winter when he saw how few <i>forestieri</i> there
+were, and tried to save in every possible way. But, thank God, he never<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[Pg 310]</a></span>
+grudges La Mamma anything, and she often says that these are her
+happiest days. She still works at knitting stockings, and braiding
+straw, and such light work; and she takes our baby boy out to walk twice
+a day, and every day at noon, rain or shine, she goes to mass. Many a
+quiet hour she has now in church to pray for Babbo, whom she never
+forgets, and for all of us. Then when we all come home from our work we
+have such pleasant evenings. I tell about the fine gowns I make for my
+ladies, and Luigi has so many stories about the grand <i>forestieri</i> and
+all their strange caprices, and then Marc Antonio and his wife come in,
+and he tells us about the ladies and gentlemen he drives out in his
+<i>vettura</i>, and she describes the fine linen she makes for her ladies.
+Well, if signori live for nothing else, they give us a great deal of
+pleasure.</p>
+
+<p>Si, signora, we still live in the same apartment in the Borgo Santo
+Jacopo, on the south side of the Arno. I would not go away, because when
+my husband is at the <i>albergo</i> I can look across the river and think
+that he is there. Very often when I sit up late at my work, and all the
+rest are asleep and Luigi at the <i>albergo</i>, I look over the river, and
+the lights at the "Stella" seem to keep me company. Luigi, too, watches
+my light. I always sit by my window and keep my lamp there, so that he
+may know how late I work. Well, here is the signora's gown quite
+finished, and the end of my poor story. So good-night, signora, and may
+the good Lord send the signora a happy New Year!</p>
+
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Marie L. Thompson.</span></p>
+
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_B_2" id="Footnote_B_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_B_2"><span class="label">[B]</span></a> This true history&mdash;a picture, in its general features, of
+thousands of lives&mdash;is given, as nearly as possible, exactly as it fell
+from the lips of the narrator.</p></div>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="OUR_MONTHLY_GOSSIP" id="OUR_MONTHLY_GOSSIP"></a>OUR MONTHLY GOSSIP.</h2>
+
+
+<h3>Tourg&eacute;neff's Idea of Bazaroff.</h3>
+
+<p>A volume containing several hundred of Tourg&eacute;neff's letters was
+published last winter in St. Petersburg by the "Society for Assisting
+Impecunious Authors and Scholars." It is to be followed by a second, and
+the proceeds are to be devoted to the foundation of a "Tourg&eacute;neff
+Memorial Fund." The whole collection will, we may hope, be translated
+into English. The following extracts relate chiefly to the character
+which is considered by many readers his finest creation, but which, as
+is well known, made him for a time very unpopular in Russia:</p>
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Bougival</span>, August 18, 1871.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear A. P.</span>,&mdash;Although you do not ask me for a reply, and do not seem to
+wish for one, yet the confidence which you have reposed in me and the
+feeling of sympathy and respect which you have awakened in me make it my
+duty to say a few words to you about your letter.... What? You say, too,
+that I meant to caricature the youth of Russia in Bazaroff? you repeat
+this&mdash;pardon the frankness of the expression&mdash;nonsensical accusation?
+Bazaroff,&mdash;this is my favorite child, for whose sake I quarrelled with
+Katkoff, upon whom I used all the color at my command. Bazaroff, this
+fine mind, this hero, a caricature? But it seems that there is nothing
+to be done in the case. Just as people accuse Louis Blanc to this day,
+in spite of all his protestations, of having introduced the national
+workshops, they attribute to me a wish to represent our youth as a
+caricature. I have long regarded the slander with contempt: I did not
+expect the feeling to be renewed on reading your letter.</p>
+
+<p>Now to turn to your "elderly lady,"&mdash;that is, to current criticism, to
+the public. Like every elderly person, she<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[Pg 311]</a></span> holds fast to preconceived
+ideas, however preposterous they may be. For example, she is perpetually
+asserting that since my "Annals of a Sportsman" my works are weak,
+because, having lived abroad, I cannot know Russia. But this accusation
+can touch only what I have written since 1863; for until then&mdash;<i>i.e.</i>,
+until my forty-fifth year&mdash;I lived almost uninterruptedly in Russia,
+except in 1848-49, when I wrote the "Annals of a Sportsman," while
+"Roudine," "A Nest of Nobles," "Ellen," and "Fathers and Sons" were
+written in Russia. But all that means nothing to the "elderly person:"
+<i>son si&egrave;ge est fait</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The second weakness of the elderly one is that she persistently follows
+the fashion. At present the fashion in literature is politics.
+Everything non-political is for her rubbish and nonsense.</p>
+
+<p>It is somewhat inconvenient to defend one's own works; but&mdash;fancy it!&mdash;I
+cannot even admit that "Stuk-Stuk" is nonsense. "What is it, then?" you
+will ask. It is this: it is a study of the Russian suicide epidemic,
+which rarely presents anything poetic or pathetic, but almost always
+results, on the contrary, from ambition, narrowness, with a mixture of
+mysticism or fatalism. You will object that my study is not successful.
+Possibly not; but I wished to point you to the right and fitness of
+investigating purely psychological (non-political and non-social)
+questions.</p>
+
+<p>The elderly person reproaches me further with having no convictions. As
+an answer to that, my thirty years of literary activity will suffice.
+For no line which I have written have I had cause to blush, none have I
+had occasion to repudiate. Let another say this of himself. However, let
+the elderly person babble. I have not heeded her hitherto: I shall not
+begin now.</p>
+
+<p>I do not know whether I shall write my novel; and I know in advance that
+it will have many defects.... But, permit me, dear A. P., why do not the
+oncoming young people take this task upon themselves? The old ones
+would gladly yield them place and honor, and would be the first to
+rejoice at the accession of new forces. But in the literary arena there
+figure the contributors to the "Djelo"<a name="FNanchor_C_3" id="FNanchor_C_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_C_3" class="fnanchor">[C]</a> such as H.</p>
+
+<p>You see, dear A. P., that you are not alone in being able to speak the
+whole truth, regardless of consequences. I hope you too will not be
+angry because of it, and will at least take notice of what I am saying.</p>
+
+<p>I am still suffering from gout,&mdash;have reached Bougival, but still go
+about upon crutches, and shall hardly reach Paris within a month. You
+may be sure that I shall return the portfolio safely.</p>
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Bougival</span>, September 11, 1874.</p>
+
+<p>Your letter is so sweet and friendly, dear A. P., that I shall not delay
+answering it. You began with Bazaroff; I will begin with him too. You
+look for him in real life, and you do not find him. I will tell you why,
+at once. The times are changed; Bazaroffs are not needed now. For the
+social activity that is before us neither extraordinary talent nor even
+extraordinary mental power is needed; nothing great, distinguished, very
+individual. Industry and patience are required. Men and women must be
+ready to sacrifice themselves without fame or glory, must be able to
+conquer, having no fear of petty, obscure, necessary, elementary work.
+What, for instance, can be more necessary or elementary than teaching
+the peasant to read and write, helping him to get hospitals, etc.? Of
+what use are talents, even learning, for such work? One needs only a
+heart that can sacrifice its own egotism. You cannot even speak of a
+profession in the case (much less of our friend Blank's star). A sense
+of duty, the magnificent feeling of patriotism in the true sense of the
+word,&mdash;that is all that is needed. Bazaroff was the type of "one sent
+with a message," a great figure, gifted with a definite charm, not
+without a certain aureole. All that is<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_312" id="Page_312">[Pg 312]</a></span> not needed now, and it is
+ridiculous to speak of heroes and artists of work. Brilliant figures in
+literature will probably not appear. Those who plunge into politics will
+only destroy themselves in vain. This is all true; but many cannot
+reconcile themselves at first to the fact, to the uncongenial <i>milieu</i>,
+to this modest resolve, especially such responsive and enthusiastic
+women as yourself. They may say what they please, they want to be
+charmed, carried away. You yourself say that you wish to bow in
+reverence; but before <i>useful</i> people one does not bow in reverence. We
+are entering an era of <i>merely useful</i> people; and these will be the
+best. Of these there will probably be many, of beautiful, charming
+workers very few. And in the very search for a Bazaroff&mdash;a living
+one&mdash;is perhaps unconsciously betrayed the thirst for beauty, naturally
+of a single peculiar type. All these illusions one must get rid of.</p>
+
+<p>I should not have reproached your acquaintances with a want of talent if
+they had not made pretensions. If they were plodding workers, they would
+leave nothing to be desired; but when they loom up and claim admiration,
+one cannot pass on without reminding them that they have no right to our
+admiration.</p>
+
+<p>Ah, A. P.! we shall see no typical characters, none of those new
+creations of whom people talk so much. The life of the people is
+undergoing a process of development and&mdash;throughout the whole mass&mdash;of
+decomposition and recomposition: it needs helpers, not leaders, and only
+at the end of this period will important, original figures appear. I
+have just said that you will not see them. You are still young. You will
+live to see the day: as for me, that is another thing.</p>
+
+<p>For the present, let us learn our A, B, C, and teach others, do good
+gradually, in which you are already making progress. The letter from
+your son, which I herewith return, is warm and good. May he, too, enter
+the ranks of the useful workers and servants of the people, as we once
+had servants of the Czar!</p>
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Paris</span>, January 3, 1876.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">To M. E. Saltikoff</span>:<a name="FNanchor_D_4" id="FNanchor_D_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_D_4" class="fnanchor">[D]</a>&mdash;I received your letter yesterday, dear Michael
+Jefgrafowitch, and, as you see, I do not delay the answer. Your letter
+is by no means "dull and blunt," as you say. On the contrary, it is very
+good and sensible. It gave me pleasure. There hovers about it some power
+and better health, in sharp contrast with its immediate predecessor,
+which was an extremely gloomy production. Besides, I am by no means
+cheerful myself at present: this is the third day in bed with gout.</p>
+
+<p>Now a line or two as to "Fathers and Sons," seeing that you have
+mentioned the subject. Do you really believe that all that you reproach
+me with never entered my own mind? For this reason I wish not to vanish
+from the scene before I finish my comprehensive novel, which I think
+will clear up many misunderstandings and place me where and as I belong.
+However, I do not wonder that Bazaroff has remained a riddle for many
+persons: I cannot understand clearly how I conceived him. There was&mdash;do
+not laugh&mdash;something more powerful than the author himself, something
+independent of him. I know only this,&mdash;there was no preconceived idea in
+me then, no "novel with a purpose" in my thought: I wrote na&iuml;vely, as if
+I myself wondered at what came of it....</p>
+
+<p>Tell me, on your conscience, whether comparison with Bazaroff could be
+an affront to any one. Don't you perceive yourself that he is the most
+congenial of all my characters? "A certain fine perfume" is an invention
+of the reader's; but I am prepared to admit (and have already admitted
+in print in my "Recollections") that I had no right to give our
+reactionary mob an opportunity to make of a nickname a name. The author
+ought to have sacrificed himself to the citizen; and I therefore
+recognize<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_313" id="Page_313">[Pg 313]</a></span> as justified the estrangement of our youth from me, and all
+possible reproaches. The question of the time was more important than
+artistic truth, and I ought to have known this in advance.</p>
+
+<p>I have only to say once more, wait for my novel, and, until then, do not
+be indignant that, in order not to grow unaccustomed to the pen, I write
+slight insignificant things. Who knows?&mdash;perhaps it may yet be given to
+me to fire the hearts of men.</p>
+
+<p>An entertaining writer in the sense of G&mdash;&mdash;wa I shall never be. I would
+rather be a stupid writer.</p>
+
+<p>But now&mdash;<i>basta</i>!</p>
+
+<p>I greet you and press your hand most cordially.</p>
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Ivan Sergewitch Tourg&eacute;neff.</span></p>
+
+
+<h3>Old Songs and Sweet Singers.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I cannot sing the old songs now:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">It is not that I deem them low,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But that I have forgotten how<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">They go,<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>wrote Calverley in his delightful drollery about the advances of old
+age. Nevertheless he made a mistake, for old songs cling tenaciously to
+the consciousness; and memory, are retained when everything else in
+heart and mind has been blurred over, and of all the magic mirrors which
+reflect back our lives for us the most effective is a melody linked to
+words which moved us in our youth. When an orchestra stops playing its
+waltzes and mazourkas of the latest fashion and takes up the strains of
+"Kathleen Mavourneen," "Oft in the Stilly Night," or "Robin Adair," one
+may readily observe a change come over the older part of the crowd who
+listen. The familiar air is like a shell murmuring in their ears sweet,
+far-off, imperishable memories of youth, and that special epoch of youth
+best described as "<i>les heureux jours o&ugrave; l'on &eacute;tait si malheureux!</i>" It
+is an experience worth having to have heard the great singers, but it is
+not of the great singers that I wish to speak here. I fancy that it is
+with others as with myself, and, in my early days at least, music
+wrought its chief enchantments and most perfectly allied itself with
+the great world of fantasy and imagination when I heard it in my own
+home, or at least quietly and privately, and when its influence was of a
+constant and regular kind. Why is it that literature, which enshrines so
+much of what is personal and actual and a part of ideal autobiography,
+says so little of singers, although the song which moves us, rummaging
+among our old memories and, to our surprise and delight, bringing back
+clear pictures, is generally linked to the sweet singer who sang it, who
+interpreted it for us and made it a part of our imaginative possessions?
+Heroines of novels are rarely singers, or, if they sing, abstain from
+effective music, and have soft, soothing voices, "as if they only sang
+at twilight." Heroines of course have to be heroines and nothing else.
+"Soothing, unspeakable charm of gentle womanhood," wrote George Eliot,
+"which supersedes all acquisitions, all accomplishments. You would never
+have asked at any period of Mrs. Amos Barton's life if she sketched or
+played the piano. You would perhaps have been rather scandalized if she
+had descended from the serene dignity of <i>being</i> to the assiduous unrest
+of <i>doing</i>." However, when he recalls the female singers he has known,
+any man will grant that they have been almost without exception very
+charming women. A really good singer must possess in absolute equipoise
+ardor and calm. But the first singer I ever heard who made me feel
+upborne by the music and floated as by the sweep of wings was a man with
+a high, melancholy, piercingly sweet tenor voice. He had a pale,
+striking face, with a mobile mouth, intensely brilliant blue eyes, a
+lofty forehead, and his fine, scanty brown hair hung low on his neck. As
+he sang with lifted head and eyes which gazed steadfastly before him, he
+seemed rapt and inspired. Were I to paint an angel I should try to seize
+his lineaments and the glory shining on his pale face. The song I loved
+best to hear him sing was Schubert's "Erl-King," which thrilled me with
+a sense of terror and mystery and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_314" id="Page_314">[Pg 314]</a></span> made me tremble like a harp-string in
+response to his piercingly clear tones. Ever and anon, as I listened to
+the child's cry of "Oh, father, my father!" I was clutched by the icy
+hand of the awful phantom he had invoked. Does anybody sing Schubert's
+songs nowadays, or are they invariably left to the violins, which can
+interpret their "eternal passion, eternal pain," so thrillingly? I
+never, I regret to say, heard the "Serenade" sung in a way which seemed
+to me adequate,&mdash;not to compare with the way in which Remenyi plays it.
+Those wonderful lyrical instruments the violin, the 'cello, and the
+flute have an almost exclusive right nowadays to some of the greatest
+songs. Few singers attempt the "Adela&iuml;de" or "Che faro?"</p>
+
+<p>I like to recall the first time I ever heard "Che faro senza Eurydice?"
+A musical <i>matin&eacute;e</i> was given to an elegant elderly woman, Mrs. P&mdash;&mdash;,
+who had had a wide social reputation as an accomplished singer. She was
+still mistress of all the technique of her art, but her voice was worn
+and it was not easily conceded that she was a delightful vocalist. Many
+of her songs seemed like the ghosts of the blissful happy songs she had
+sung in her youth. There was something half painful in their jocund
+gayety and archness. I went far away from the piano and seated myself
+with a group of young people, paying little attention to the music.
+Presently, however, a strain sought me out, a sweet, passionately
+reiterated strain: it seemed to be supplicating, imploring; it filled me
+with a restless pain. That cry of "Eurydice!" "Eurydice!" so beseeching,
+so passionate, so exhausted by longing, drew me with an irresistible
+power. Gluck certainly achieved the effect he attempted, and showed us
+what the fabled power of Orpheus was.</p>
+
+<p>Certain songs of indifferent worth often gain charm to us, although it
+is only the greatest music which has the supreme power of expressing the
+highest thoughts of man and the most ardent longings of his soul. But
+there was a time when I found inconceivable sweetness in certain
+ballads of Abt, and the like. Sara X&mdash;&mdash;, a lovely youthful creature,
+with a frank, beautiful smile, used to sing them, sitting down at the
+piano and going on from one song to another, generally beginning with
+"The Bells are Hushed," which silenced the room when twenty people were
+buzzing flirtation and gossip. One line of that song, as she sang it,
+draws the heart out of me still as I remember it:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Sleep well, sleep well,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And let thy lovely eyelids close.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>The sentiment such songs arouse is soft but poignant. Some songs&mdash;the
+"Adela&iuml;de," for example&mdash;are songs to make one commit suicide. But this
+sort of music stirs and delights while it mocks with the sweetness which
+soothes us not. "She kept me awake all night, as a strain of Mozart's
+might do," Keats wrote of his Charmian. There was no song this special
+songstress sang which she did not make her own by a peculiar and
+powerful effort. Her instinct was to rouse, charm, fascinate her little
+audience. Not to move her hearers was to her not to sing, and when she
+sang as she wished she could sweep away his world of ideas from her
+listener and recreate a new one. In one song, an Italian composition
+called "The Dream," she always seemed to be carried beyond herself. In
+reading Tourg&eacute;neff's description of Iakof's singing I could only think
+of Sara X&mdash;&mdash;: "Iakof became more and more excited; completely master of
+himself, he gave himself up entirely to the inspiration that had taken
+possession of him. His voice no longer trembled; it no longer betrayed
+anything but the emotion of passion, that emotion that so rapidly
+communicates itself to the hearers. One evening I was by the sea when
+the tide was coming in; the murmur of the waves was becoming more and
+more distinct. I saw a gull motionless on the shore, with its white
+breast facing the purplish sea; from time to time it spread its enormous
+wings and seemed to greet the incoming waves and the disk of the sun.
+This came to my mind at that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_315" id="Page_315">[Pg 315]</a></span> moment." And as I read these words of
+Tourg&eacute;neff's, Sara X&mdash;&mdash; singing "The Dream" came to my mind.</p>
+
+<p>A less dramatic singer, but an incomparable singer of Scotch ballads,
+and indeed of all ballads, at the same period of my life made an
+imperishable impression upon my mind. Nothing can surpass certain Scotch
+ballads for the faculty of quickening into susceptibility the elementary
+poetry which underlies human nature. Every man and every woman becomes
+again an individual man, an individual woman, who is moved by "John
+Anderson, my Jo, John," or "Auld Robin Gray." Never was so sweet a voice
+as this singer's, never did woman have a higher gift of rescuing the
+soul from every-day use and wont and giving it glimpses from the
+mountain-summit and the thrill and inspiration which come from the wider
+view and the purer air. She gave her gift, she enriched the world, and
+her songs are still incorporate in the hearts and souls of those who
+loved her.</p>
+
+<p>We do not hear songs enough in our every-day life; and even from the
+singers on the boards the best songs are rarely heard. There are many
+songs I should like to repeat the mere name of, so much it means to me;
+but it might not carry the same music to others. Dr. Johnson said of a
+certain work, "There should come out such a book every thirty years,
+dressed in the words of the times." So there should appear at least
+twice in every decade of each man's and woman's life an unsurpassed
+singer of old songs, who should give us not only the "Adela&iuml;de," but
+"Mignon," "The Serenade," the "Adieu," and all the many-colored ballads
+on love,&mdash;plain, fantastic, descriptive, sad, and sweet,&mdash;so that we
+might enjoy an epitome of our life-long musical pleasures, and not have
+to cry, like Faust, but in vain, "Give me my youth again."</p>
+
+
+<p class="right">L. M.</p>
+
+
+<h3>A Chess Village.</h3>
+
+<p>The all-pervading influence of chess observable in that peculiar region
+described in "Through the Looking-Glass" is hardly less perceptible in
+the little, antiquated German village of Str&ouml;beck, not far from
+Halberstadt. In the eleventh century this village was noted for the
+devotion of its people to chess, and they have kept this characteristic
+feature down to the present day. All the inhabitants, except the very
+small children, are chess-players of more or less skill, and the game is
+to them what the world-renowned Passion-play is to the Oberammergauers.</p>
+
+<p>A great many notable men have visited Str&ouml;beck at various times on
+account of its reputation as a chess-playing community. The
+council-house contains numerous memorials of these visits, which the
+villagers take pride in showing to strangers. Among the most highly
+prized of these memorials are a board and chessmen which were presented
+to the village in 1651 by Kurf&uuml;rst Frederick William of Brandenburg.</p>
+
+<p>In June, 1885, the chess societies of the Hartz districts held a
+"<i>Schachcongress</i>," or chess convention, at this appropriate place.
+Besides the regularly-appointed delegates, a large number of visitors
+came from various parts of Germany, many of whom were players of wide
+repute. Among the latter was Herr Schalopp, well known as one of the
+best chess-players of Berlin. While at Str&ouml;beck, Schalopp played games
+with thirty-seven persons at the same time. He won thirty-four of the
+games, and two of the three opponents whom he did not defeat were an old
+woman of the village, and her grandson, a boy of thirteen.</p>
+
+<p>The convention lasted several days, and the villagers won a large
+proportion of the silver-ware, chess-boards, and other prizes offered
+for victory. Every house contains prizes which had been won in such
+contests on former occasions. The visitors were very much surprised at
+the fine playing of the village children, who, before the convention
+adjourned, gave a special exhibition of their skill in the game. The
+time characteristically chosen for this juvenile tournament was Sunday
+afternoon. Of course the early development<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_316" id="Page_316">[Pg 316]</a></span> of these small chess-players
+must have been caused principally by frequent practice and constant
+study of the game; but students of psychology might find in it an
+instance of transmitted tendency and the inherited effect of a certain
+habit of thought.</p>
+
+<p>Such a rustic society as Str&ouml;beck could hardly exist anywhere but in
+Germany. The Italian peasants, who give so much of their time to <i>loto</i>,
+are generally too lazy to make the mental exertion required for chess,
+while in most other European countries the rural population of the lower
+class entertain themselves chiefly with fights between dogs, cocks, or
+men who are but little superior to either. Here in the United States
+there are, no doubt, lovers of chess in nearly every village or small
+town, as well as in the cities; but in comparison with that of base-ball
+or roller-skating its popularity is nowhere great enough to be taken
+into account as an indication of mental tendencies or characteristics.</p>
+
+
+<p class="right">W. W. C.</p>
+
+
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_C_3" id="Footnote_C_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_C_3"><span class="label">[C]</span></a> A review of which the belles-lettres department is feeble,
+but which publishes excellent articles in other departments.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_D_4" id="Footnote_D_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_D_4"><span class="label">[D]</span></a> Known in Russian literature as Tschtedrin, one of the
+ablest satirists, editor until last year of the leading scientific
+literary review, now suppressed on account of its radical tendencies.</p></div>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="LITERATURE_OF_THE_DAY" id="LITERATURE_OF_THE_DAY"></a>LITERATURE OF THE DAY</h2>
+<p><br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"The Congo, and the Founding of its Free State: A Story of Work
+and Exploration." By Henry M. Stanley. Two Volumes. New York:
+Harper &amp; Brothers.</p></div>
+
+<p>It is not as the geographical discoverer and explorer&mdash;except
+incidentally and to a limited extent&mdash;that Mr. Stanley appears in these
+volumes. It is as Bula Matari,&mdash;"Breaker of Rocks,"&mdash;making roads and
+bridges, establishing stations, pushing the outposts of civilization
+into the heart of Africa. He no longer fights his way through hostile
+tribes or seeks to avoid their notice, anxious only to penetrate an
+unknown region, secure his own safety and that of his followers, and
+report his achievements, leaving no trace behind except a recollection
+as of some fiery meteor that had vanished without its portents being
+apprehended. He returns to make the signification clear, a harbinger not
+of disasters, but of a wonderful new era of peace and prosperity. He
+bestows lavish gifts, negotiates treaties, purchases territorial rights,
+and devotes himself to the task of opening avenues to trade and
+preparing the way for colonization. The same energy and pluck, the same
+spirit of persistence, that triumphed over the obstacles and dangers of
+his earlier enterprises are again called into play, combined with the
+suavity and patience demanded for the attainment of the present object
+and permitted by the ample means at his disposal and the freedom from
+any necessity for impetuous haste or hazardous adventures. Experience,
+counsel, and the sense of higher responsibilities have brought a calmer
+judgment and greater steadiness of action, but the boyish temperament
+has not lost its sway, and more than one crisis is brought to a happy
+issue by methods in which a love of fun mingles with sagacity and
+foresight and renders their measures more effective.</p>
+
+<p>The work undertaken by the Association of which Mr. Stanley was the
+agent is of a purely initiatory character. The acquisition of territory
+and of certain rights of sovereignty under treaties with local chiefs
+constitutes the "founding" of the "Congo Free State," which has obtained
+the recognition of the European powers and become one of the contracting
+parties to the articles adopted by the recent Conference at Berlin for
+regulating the commercial and political status of the river-basins of
+Central Africa. Under these articles absolute freedom of trade,
+intercourse, and settlement is secured to the people of all nations
+throughout a region of vast extent and unsurpassed fertility, rich in
+natural products, not so densely peopled as to resist or restrict any
+conceivable schemes of colonization, yet offering in its numerous
+village populations material sufficiently available for the needs of
+industry and commerce and amenable to philanthropic influences. The
+preparatory<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_317" id="Page_317">[Pg 317]</a></span> labors, which leave no room for doubt on this point, have
+been already accomplished, with the exception of what Mr. Stanley
+regards as the sure and indispensable means of opening up the resources
+of the country,&mdash;viz., the construction of a railway around the rapids
+that impede the navigation of the Congo. That this crowning enterprise
+would be highly and immediately remunerative he considers easily
+demonstrable. "To-day," he writes, "fifty-two thousand pounds are paid
+per annum for porterage between Stanley Pool and the coast, by native
+traders, the International Association, and three missions, which is
+equal to five and one-half per cent. on the nine hundred and forty
+thousand pounds said to be needed to construct the railway to the Pool.
+But let the Vivi and Stanley Pool railroad be constructed, and it would
+require an army of grenadiers to prevent the traders from moving on to
+secure the favorite places in the commercial El Dorado of Africa." It
+is, of course, to European capitalists that Mr. Stanley addresses his
+appeal; and when it is remembered that their least profitable
+investments have not been those which aided in the development of
+barbarous countries, it seems not improbable that at no remote period a
+sufficient portion of the riches that so continually make themselves
+wings and fly away to distant quarters of the globe may seek the banks
+of the Congo in preference to those of the Hudson or the Wabash.</p>
+
+<p>While holding out this tempting bait to merchants, manufacturers, and
+the moneyed classes generally, Mr. Stanley declines to dilate upon the
+advantages of the Congo basin as a field for immigration. That portion
+of it which in his view "is blessed with a temperature under which
+Europeans may thrive and multiply" is at present inaccessible to
+settlers. It is "the cautious trader, who advances, not without the
+means of retreat," who is to act as the pioneer and the missionary of
+civilization, stimulating and directing the industry of the natives. The
+suppression of the internal slave-trade is another object to be aimed
+at,&mdash;one which Mr. Stanley, in an address recently delivered in London,
+held up as capable of accomplishment by an outlay of five thousand
+pounds a year. What rebate should be made, on this point and on others,
+from the anticipations which a sanguine temperament, that has enabled
+its possessor to struggle with so many difficulties and to achieve so
+many enterprises, would naturally tend to heighten and render glowing,
+is a question that may be reserved for those whom it directly concerns.
+Equatorial Africa is not likely ever to become the home of a white
+population, but it need not for that reason be left to "stew in its own
+juice." On the contrary, it offers on that very account a fit subject
+for the experiment, which has nowhere yet been adequately tried, of
+developing latent capacities for progress in races that have raised
+themselves above the level of absolute savagery without attaining to
+those ideals which, never wholly realized, are essential to continuous
+improvement. It has been found easy to enslave, to debase, to
+exterminate races in this condition, while the ill success of efforts to
+enlighten and elevate them has led to the inference that this is
+impracticable. The trial, however, will not have been made till the
+counteracting influences have ceased to act, or at least to predominate,
+and time has been allowed for hidden forces that may possibly exist to
+be called into play. As Mr. Stanley observes, "It is out of the
+fragments of warring myriads that the present polished nations of Europe
+have sprung. Had a few of those waves of races flowing and eddying over
+Northern Africa succeeded in leaping the barrier of the equator, we
+should have found the black aboriginal races of Southern Africa very
+different from the savages we meet to-day."</p>
+
+<p>It was the spirit in which Mr. Stanley labored&mdash;the ardor and
+hopefulness, the unfailing patience and good temper, with which he
+applied himself to the task of cultivating the good will and securing
+the co-operation of the natives&mdash;that made his enterprise a success.
+With some exceptions, for which he gives ample credit, his European
+subordinates seem to have been a constant source of embarrassment.
+Possibly there may have been on his own part a lack of that
+administrative ability which, acquired through discipline, imparts the
+skill and power to enforce it. At all events, it is the sympathy and
+humor with which he portrays his innumerable "blood-brothers"&mdash;greedy,
+cunning, and capricious, but untainted with ferocity, and consequently
+manageable, like children, by a judicious blending of severity and
+indulgence&mdash;that give interest and charm to his narrative. It has many
+faults and deficiencies which in a work of greater literary pretensions
+would be inexcusable. The grammatical blunders with<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_318" id="Page_318">[Pg 318]</a></span> which it abounds
+are the least annoying, since their grossness makes it easy for the
+reader to supply mentally the needed correction without effort or
+consideration. Looseness of diction, repetitions and redundancies of all
+kinds, and, above all, a frequent lack of clearness and vividness both
+in statement and description, are more serious impediments to the wish
+to gain comprehension and instruction. Like most untrained writers, Mr.
+Stanley imagines that, with a sufficiency of matter, it is only
+necessary to refrain from striving after picturesque effects or ornate
+embellishments in order to attain the qualities of clearness and
+simplicity. Happily, the impulsiveness that betrays itself in his style
+seems to have been kept well under control in the management of his
+enterprise. It is always, indeed, apparent as a leading characteristic,
+but it breaks loose only on occasions when it may be safely and not
+unattractively displayed.</p>
+<p><br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"Life of Frank Buckland." By his Brother-in-Law, George C.
+Bompas. London: Smith, Elder &amp; Co. Philadelphia: J. B.
+Lippincott Company.</p></div>
+
+<p>There is a story told of Sir Edwin Landseer's being presented to the
+King of Portugal, who impressively greeted the famous painter with, "I
+am rejoiced to make your acquaintance, Sir Edwin Landseer, <i>I am so fond
+of beasts</i>." An equally ardent sympathy with Frank Buckland's specialty
+was necessary to his friends while he was alive, and is required by
+those who read this delightful, bizarre, and admirable history of a man
+whose fellow-feeling for all creatures endowed with life was as broad
+and comprehensive as Dame Nature's for all her children. He had, it
+might seem, no antipathies. Everything excited his interest, curiosity,
+and tenderness. Bears, eagles, vipers, jackals, hedgehogs, and snakes
+roomed with him. He not only lived on intimate terms with his zoological
+curiosities, petting them, training them, studying them, but he finally
+ate them. As Douglas Jerrold said of the New Zealanders, "Very
+economical people. We only kill our enemies; they eat 'em. We hate our
+foes to the last: while there's no learning in the end how Zealanders
+are brought to relish 'em."</p>
+
+<p>It had been the elder Buckland's habit to try strange dishes. While he
+was Dean of Westminster, hedgehogs, tortoises, potted ostrich, and
+occasionally rats, frogs, and snails, were served up for the
+delectation of favored guests, and alligator was considered a rare
+delicacy. "Party at the Deanery," one guest notes: "tripe for dinner;
+don't like crocodile for breakfast." Thus freed, to begin with, from the
+trammels of habit and prejudice, there was little in the way of fish,
+flesh, or fowl which Frank Buckland did not sooner or later try, with
+various results. For instance, to quote from his diary:</p>
+
+<p>"March 9. Party of Huxley, Blagden, Rolfs. Had the lump-fish for dinner;
+very good,&mdash;something like turtle.</p>
+
+<p>"March 10. Rather seedy from lump-fish."</p>
+
+<p>And again:</p>
+
+<p>"B&mdash;&mdash; called: had a viper for luncheon."</p>
+
+<p>He held a theory that from popular ignorance and superstition much
+wholesome material is wasted which might be made useful not only in
+satisfying hunger, but in cheapening the prices of the foods which new
+control the market. The "Acclimatization Society" was formed by his
+influence, at the inaugural dinner of which everything that grows on the
+face of the earth and under the waters was partaken of, from kangaroo
+hams to sea-slugs. These various studies and experiments, all entered
+into with unequalled spirit and audacity, led up finally to the great
+work of Frank Buckland's life, which was the restocking of the
+watercourses of his own and other countries with the trout and salmon
+which had once teemed in them, but had been driven away by man's
+encroachments. The success of his system of fish-culture is too well
+known to require comment, having had the happiest results in all
+countries in which it has been introduced. But the perils and
+vicissitudes encountered in procuring the ova are little realized by
+most people. "Salmon-egg collecting," Frank Buckland wrote in 1878, "is
+one of the most difficult, and I may say dangerous, tasks that fall to
+my lot." And it was, indeed, the frightful exposure attending this
+search for spawn on a bitter January day in the icy waters of the North
+Tyne that shortened his bright, useful career.</p>
+
+<p>The biography is most instructive and valuable, besides being highly
+interesting. And Frank Buckland's life was by far too rich and too
+many-sided to allow anything less than his full history to give an
+adequate idea of his patience, his fidelity of purpose, his love of
+work, and his joy in accomplishment. The birthday entries<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_319" id="Page_319">[Pg 319]</a></span> in his diary
+almost invariably disclose his satisfaction and comfort in his own life
+and endeavors: "December 17, 1870. My birthday. I am very thankful to
+God to allow me so much prosperity and happiness on my forty-fourth
+birthday, and that I have been enabled to work so well. I trust he may
+spare me for many more years to go on with my work."</p>
+
+<p>The book abounds in droll stories, some quite new, and some already
+given in his lectures and natural-history papers. He generally travelled
+with some curious collections in his pockets or in bottles; and, whether
+these were rats, vipers, snails, or frogs, by some strange fatality they
+were certain to get loose and turn up among his fellow-passengers in car
+or diligence. To twine snakes around the necks and arms of young ladies
+playing quadrilles was another harmless joke. "Don't be afraid," he
+would say: "they won't hurt you. And do be a good girl, and don't make a
+fuss." He possessed an easy gift of adapting scientific theories and
+deductions to popular interest and comprehension, and his "Curiosities
+in Natural History" and other writings undoubtedly gave a strong impulse
+to the tastes of this generation, of which the many out-of-doors papers
+on birds, game, and the habits of all living creatures are the result.</p>
+<p><br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"George Eliot's Poetry, and Other Studies." By Rose Elizabeth
+Cleveland. New York: Funk &amp; Wagnalls.</p></div>
+
+<p>Miss Cleveland's book shows wide reading, study, painstaking
+discrimination, enthusiastic zeal, and, above all, the never-failing
+impulse of an individual idea. It reveals on every page a healthy,
+well-poised womanly nature, and the opinions advanced are a part of the
+conscience and moral being as well as of the intellect. The author has
+fed her mind and heart with high dreams and lofty ideals, and it is not
+only a pleasure to her to disclose them, but a sacred duty as well.</p>
+
+<p>"When a high thought comes," she writes in "Reciprocity," "we owe that
+thought to the world. A great deal of this interment of our best
+thought-life is justified to ourselves by the plea that such thoughts
+are too sacred for utterance: a wretched sophistry, a miserable excuse
+for what is really our fear of criticism." There is nothing trivial or
+false about the critical and ethical views which Miss Cleveland gives
+bravely, although they are not invariably rendered with the felicity and
+pointed phrase which come from a careful selection of words and symbols.
+She is a little dazzled by the flowers and fruitage of a fancy which
+most of us are compelled to curb and prune to meet the requisitions of
+time and space. These papers were prepared chiefly, the dedication tells
+us, for schools and colleges, and a little of the pedantry and ample
+leisure of a teacher who has his audience safe under his own control is
+apparent in them. Little goes without saying; the whole story is told;
+yet it is always easy to put aside the parasitical growth and get at the
+solid and useful idea. The book was not written for critics who desire
+to have everything summed up in a single sentence, and who are apt to
+praise the volumes which encumber the book-seller's shelves rather than
+those which run through seven editions in as many days.</p>
+
+<p>Like most other American essayists, she has couched many of her phrases
+and ideas in the Emersonian mould. Her sentences are short; she uses a
+homely illustration by preference. "Independence," she says, "in an
+absolute sense is an impossibility. The nature of things is against it.
+The human soul was not made to contain itself. It was made to spill
+over, and it does and will spill over, always as <i>quid pro quo</i>,
+wherever lodged, to the end of time."... "There is a vast amount of
+thinking which ought to be in the market. We hold our best thoughts and
+give our second best."... "We do a good deal of shirking in this life on
+the ground of not being geniuses. The truth is, there is an immense
+amount of humbug lurking in the folds of those specious theories about
+genius. Let a man or woman go to work at a thing, and the genius will
+take care of itself."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Cleveland has gathered a large audience, and it is a satisfaction
+to feel in reading her book that she holds her place before them with
+invariable good sense, high faith, and a dignity which commands respect.</p>
+
+<p><br /><br /></p>
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"Aulnay Tower." By Blanche Willis Howard. Boston: Ticknor &amp; Co.</p></div>
+
+<p>There is a good situation in "Aulnay Tower," but the book may be said to
+be all situation, with little movement, no development, and the very
+slightest free<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_320" id="Page_320">[Pg 320]</a></span> play of character and motive. The scene is laid at the
+ch&acirc;teau of the Marquis de Montauban, not far from Paris, at the moment
+in the Franco-German war when Sedan had been fought, the emperor was a
+prisoner, and the Germans were investing the capital. The marquis, his
+niece the Countess Nathalie de Vallauris, and his chaplain the Abb&eacute; de
+Navailles, in spite of orders from General Trochu, have remained at this
+country-seat, apparently indifferent to passing events. Thus it is a
+rude awakening when they find the Germans knocking at the castle doors
+and demanding entertainment for the officers of the Saxon grenadiers,
+who are quartered upon them during most of the time occupied by the
+siege of Paris.</p>
+
+<p>Here, then, is the situation. The Countess Nathalie, a widow of
+twenty-three, "a beautiful woman, young, pale, fair-haired, stately and
+forbidding," confronts these invaders of her private peace and enemies
+of her country, intending to freeze them by her haughtiness, her
+indifference, her disdain, but carries away even from the first
+encounter a haunting and rankling recollection of a tall man in blue;
+while the tall man in blue, Adjutant von Nordenfels, "from the moment
+she stood before the officers in her cold protest and unrelenting
+pride," was madly in love with the countess. The feelings of these two
+young people being thus from the first removed from the region of doubt
+and conjecture, what few slight obstacles contrive to separate them for
+a time carry little weight with the reader. There is a dearth of
+incident which the side-play of the coquettish maid, Nathalie's
+<i>femme-de-chambre</i>, fails to relieve. The marquis and Manette are the
+traditional nobleman and soubrette, and flourish before us all the
+adjuncts of the stage. We give a fragment from a soliloquy of Manette's
+which suggests the foot-lights and an enforced "wait" in a comedy during
+a change of dress for the principal actors: "I adore Countess Nathalie,
+and am thankful for my blessings. And yet I have my disappointments, my
+chagrins. To-day, for example, what a field for genius! what a chance
+for never-to-be-forgotten impressions! A dozen officers! Not a woman in
+Aulnay but madame and me. Oh, just heaven, what possibilities! My rich
+imagination dressed us both in the twinkling of an eye. For the
+Countess Nathalie gentle severity was the key-note of my
+composition,&mdash;heavy black silk, of course. There it lies. Elegance and
+dignity in the train. Happy surprises in the drapery. Fascination in the
+sleeves. Defiance, pride, and patriotism in the high collar, tempered by
+regret in the soft ruche.... She would have been a problem and a poem;
+while I, in my cheerful reds, my dazzling white, my decisive short
+skirts, my piquant shoes, my audacious apron, am a conundrum, a
+pleasantry, an epigram." This would be very pretty on the stage, but a
+waiting-maid who calls herself an "epigram" passes our imagination under
+any other circumstances. In fact, Miss Howard seems to us to be
+altogether on a false tack in this novel,&mdash;to have utterly abandoned
+realism, and in its place to have imposed upon us scenes, characters,
+and actuating motives which have figured over and over again in book and
+play, and to which she has not succeeded in imparting any special
+vivacity or charm. The novel falls far below "Guenn," in which the
+author riveted and deepened the impression of her first clever little
+book, "One Summer."</p>
+<p><br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"Married for Fun." Boston: Houghton, Mifflin &amp; Co.</p></div>
+
+<p>The title of "Married for Fun," and the plot of the book itself, might
+easily suggest its being a screaming farce; and that may actually have
+been the intention of the author, although she is at times painfully
+serious. A young lady who, after going through a form of marriage to an
+utter stranger in a stupid charade, believes herself to be legally his
+wife, seems to be practically unfitted for the position of heroine in
+anything except a farce. But there is no fun in the book, and a whole
+series of absurd and incoherent incidents fail to produce any effect
+upon the reader save one of deadly ennui. The narrative, if such a host
+of incongruities and imbecilities can be called a narrative, is
+perpetually adorned by choice reflections of the author's own, and the
+itinerancy of an extended European tour is condensed and added to the
+other attractions.</p>
+
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+LIPPINCOTT'S MAGAZINE.
+
+_SEPTEMBER, 1885._
+
+Copyright, 1885, by J. B. LIPPINCOTT COMPANY.
+
+
+
+
+ON THIS SIDE.
+
+
+IX.
+
+Among the inhabitants of the United States there are none that stand so
+firmly on the national legs as the Virginians,--though it would be more
+correct to contract this statement somewhat, substituting "State" for
+"national," since it has never been the habit of Virginians to make
+themselves more than very incidentally responsible for thirty-eight
+States and ten Territories occupied by persons of mixed race, numerous
+religions, objectionable politics, and no safe views about so much as
+the proper way to make mint-juleps. When Sir Robert presented himself
+one day at the door of a fine old house belonging to the golden age of
+ante-bellum prosperity in Caroline County, he was received by two of the
+most English Englishmen to be found on this planet, in the persons of
+Mr. Edmund and Mr. Gregory Aglonby, brothers, bachelors, and joint-heirs
+of the property he had come to look at. These gentlemen received him
+with a dignity and antique courtesy irresistibly suggestive of bag-wigs,
+short swords, and aristocratic institutions generally, a courtesy
+largely mingled with restrained severity and unspoken suspicion until
+his identity had been fully established by the letters of introduction
+he had brought, his position defined, and his mission in Caroline
+clearly set forth. An Englishman out of England was a fact to be
+accounted for, not imprudently accepted without due inquiry; but, this
+done, the law and traditions of hospitality began to alleviate the
+situation and temper justice with mercy. The lady of the house was sent
+for, and proved to be a wonderfully pretty old lady, who might have just
+got out of a sedan-chair, whose manner was even finer and statelier than
+that of her brothers (diminutive as she was in point of mere inches),
+and who executed a tremendous courtesy when Sir Robert was presented.
+"An English gentleman travelling in this country for pleasure, and
+desirous of seeing 'Heart's Content,' Anne Buller," explained the elder
+brother. Miss Aglonby's face, which had worn a look of mild interest
+during the first part of this speech, clouded perceptibly at its close.
+She murmured some mechanical speech of welcome in an almost inaudible
+voice, and sat down in a rigid and uncompromising fashion, while her
+heart contracted painfully. A gentleman to look at the place: there had
+been several such in the last year, who had come, and seen, and objected
+to the price, and ridden away again; but perhaps this one might not ride
+away, and the uneasy thought tormented her throughout the conversation
+that followed. The brothers, meanwhile, had quite accepted Sir Robert,
+and had insisted, with a calm, authoritative air, on sending for his
+"travelling impedimenta," which had been deposited at the hotel in a
+neighboring town, and had expressed a lofty hope that he would do them
+the honor to consider himself their guest.
+
+"The _res angusta domi_ will not permit us to entertain you in a manner
+befitting your rank and in consonance with our wishes," said Mr. Edmund
+Aglonby, in his representative capacity as head of the family, "but,
+that consideration waived, I need not say that we shall esteem it an
+honor and a pleasure to have you domesticated beneath this roof as long
+as you find any satisfaction in remaining."
+
+"It was not my idea, certainly, to intrude upon you here, but rather to
+treat with your solicitor in this matter; but if you find it more
+agreeable to set him aside, which between gentlemen is usually
+altogether more satisfactory, and will, in addition, allow me to become
+your guest for a few days, I can only say that I shall be delighted to
+accept your kind hospitality," replied Sir Robert.
+
+"Brother Gregory, will you see that our guest's effects are at once
+transferred to his room here?" said Mr. Aglonby, half turning in his
+chair and giving a graceful wave with one of his long, shapely hands
+toward the door, after which he bowed with dignified grace to Sir
+Robert, and said, "Your decision gives us great satisfaction, sir." Mr.
+Gregory Aglonby confirmed this statement in Johnsonian periods before he
+left, and tiny Miss Aglonby expressed herself as became a lady who had
+been receiving guests in that very room for fifty years with stiff but
+genuine courtesy. The atmosphere was so familiar to Sir Robert that he
+could scarcely believe himself to be in an American household. Could
+this be the American type of his dreams? Was there ever a country in
+which the scenes shifted so completely with a few hours or days of
+travel? "If this goes on, America will mean everything, anything, to
+me," he thought. "When I hear of a Frenchman, or German, or Italian, I
+have some idea of what I shall find; but it is not so here at all. This
+Mr. Aglonby is quite evidently a gentleman, and a high-bred one; but so
+was Porter in Boston, and Colonel De Witt, and those Baltimore fellows;
+yet how different they all are! These men remind me more of my
+grandfather and my great-uncles than any Englishman of the present day.
+Perhaps they are English. I'll ask. Who would ever suppose them to be
+countrymen of Ketchum's?"
+
+After dinner,--and you may be sure the dinner was a good one, for Miss
+Aglonby was one of a generation of women whose knowledge of housewifely
+arts was such that, shut up in a lighthouse or wrecked on a desert
+island, they would have made shift to get a nice meal somehow, even if
+they could not have served it, as she did, off old china and graced it
+with old silver,--after dinner, then, a long and pleasant evening set
+in, with no thought or talk of business-matters. Sir Robert was charmed
+with his new acquaintances, and not less by the matter than by the
+manner of their conversation. Did they talk of travels, Mr. Aglonby
+"liked to read books of adventure," but had never been out of the State
+of Virginia, and had no wish to go anywhere. He deplored his fate in
+being compelled at his age to leave it permanently and take up his
+residence in Florida, where his physician was sending him. He talked of
+"Mr. Pope" and "Mr. Addison," quoted Milton and the Latin classics, and
+had chanced upon "a modern work lately, by a writer named Thackeray,"
+"Henry Esmond," which had pleased him extremely. On hearing this, Sir
+Robert took occasion to ask him whether he liked any of the writings of
+this and that New-England author of the day, about whom he had been
+hearing a great deal since his arrival in the country, and Mr. Aglonby
+replied, with perfect truth, that he had "never heard of them," though
+he added that Irving and Cooper, the latest additions to his library,
+were, in his opinion, "writers of merit." In politics Mr. Aglonby
+declared himself the champion of a defunct party,--the "old-line
+Whigs,"--and explained "the levelling, agrarian tendencies of Tom
+Jefferson" and the result of his policy, which had been "to eliminate
+the gentleman from politics." Mr. Gregory Aglonby spoke with regretful
+emotion of that period of the history of Virginia in which her local
+magistrates had managed county affairs in such a way as to secure her
+"safety, honor, and welfare," when universal suffrage had not "cursed
+the country with ignorance and incompetence, legally established at
+present, indeed, but sure to be supplemented by a property or
+educational test eventually." In religion they were what "the Aglonbys
+had always been,--attached adherents of the Episcopal Church in this
+country, as of the Establishment in England." Quite early in the evening
+Sir Robert had propounded his question as to their nationality. "Are you
+an American?" he had asked the elder of the two gentlemen, and both had
+replied, "We are Virginians," in accents that were eloquent of love and
+pride.
+
+"Upon my word, if I were asked what your nationality was, I should say
+that you were English," remarked Sir Robert, feeling that he was making
+what they must see was a handsome concession. But he was not talking to
+a Sam Bates now. Mr. Edmund Aglonby regarded him with a reserved air, as
+if he had said something rather flippant.
+
+Mr. Gregory said gravely, "You doubtless mean it kindly, but we would
+prefer to be thought what we are,--Virginians. Not that we are ashamed
+of our parent stock, but Anne Buller here is the seventh of the name
+born in this country, and it is only natural that we should be
+completely identified with it. Unworthy as we are to represent it, we
+are Virginians." That anybody could be _more_ than a Virginian had never
+crossed Mr. Aglonby's mind; but it should be said, in defence of what
+many regard as an exaggerated State pride, that to such, men to be
+_less_ than a Virginian (that is, an embodiment of the virtues
+represented to them by the title) is equally impossible.
+
+Whist was now proposed, and played by the light of two candles in
+old-fashioned candlesticks, that towered high enough to allow mild
+yellow rays to illuminate a vast expanse of bald head belonging to Mr.
+Gregory, and made the dark sheen of the polished mahogany table dimly
+visible beneath. An oil-lamp on the high mantel-shelf enabled Sir Robert
+to get a ghostly impression of the large, bare room in which they were
+sitting,--the high ceilings, the black-looking floors fading away into
+grewsome corners, the spindle-legged furniture that had no idea of
+accommodating itself to a lolling, mannerless generation, and loomed up
+in some occasional piece in a threatening sort of way,--solid, massive,
+dignified furniture, conscious of its obligations to society and ready
+to fulfil them to the very end, however little a frivolous and
+degenerate world might be worthy of such accessories. More than once in
+the pauses of the game Sir Robert's eyes wandered to the pictures, of
+which there were a number, all portraits, two being half discernible,--a
+young matron in ruby velvet and pearls, with hair dressed in a pyramid,
+a coach-and-six in court-plaster stuck on a snowy forehead, and eyes
+that would have laughed anybody into a good humor; and, opposite, a
+gentleman of the pursiest, puffiest, most prosperous description, the
+husband of the young matron, and so evidently high-tempered, dull, and
+obstinate, that he must have brought many a tear into the laughing eyes.
+
+"A handsome woman, that," he said, after one of these moments of
+inattention, "and a good picture."
+
+"It is an ancestress of ours on the distaff side,--Lady Philippa
+Vane,--and is accounted a Lely.--Brother Gregory, if you will have the
+kindness to cut the cards we can proceed with our game.--The other is
+her husband and cousin, a man of rank and large property but incurably
+vicious propensities, to whom we are rather fond of attributing certain
+follies and weaknesses in his descendants, and who we could wish had
+laid to heart the maxim, '_Nobilitatis virtus non stemma character_.'
+They were of the Vanes of Huddlesford," said Mr. Aglonby.
+
+"Ah," said Sir Robert, "you suppose yourself to have some connection
+with the Huddlesford Vanes?"
+
+Mr. Aglonby's white tufted brows arched themselves in surprise above his
+dark eyes at the question, and there was a little more dignified reserve
+than before in his voice and manner as he said, "Descent and alliance
+are not matters of _supposition_ in Virginia, but of record.--Anne
+Buller, I beg your forgiveness for having inadvertently revoked. My
+memory is really growing too treacherous to permit of my long enjoying
+this diversion, however great the horrors of an old age without cards
+may be."
+
+The deferential courtesy paid to Miss Aglonby by her brothers was the
+most remarkable feature of the game to Sir Robert, and, when it was
+over, the first thought of both was to place a chair for her in the
+corner she generally occupied. They were not in haste,--it was
+impossible to associate the idea of hurry or flurry with either of
+them,--but somehow there was a little collision between them in doing
+this, followed by formal bows and elaborate mutual apologies, which were
+broken in upon by Miss Aglonby's low voice, saying, "Brother Edmund, I
+feared that you had slipped again.--He sustained a grave injury in that
+way last winter" (this to Sir Robert), "and I am always afraid that the
+disastrous experience may be repeated.--Brother Gregory, I thank you. I
+am entirely comfortable, and I beg that you will be seated now. Perhaps
+our guest will do us the favor to resume the very instructive and
+entertaining discourse with which he was beguiling us earlier in the
+evening."
+
+Thus adjured, Sir Robert proceeded to instruct and entertain, with such
+success that all three of his companions were charmed, though they gave
+no frivolous evidences of it, such as laughing heartily, interrupting
+him to interject phrases or opinions into the "discourse," or replying
+in an animated strain. They listened with intelligent seriousness to
+what he had to say, weighed it apparently, replied to it with gravity,
+responded to some jest with a smile; but, although they were not people
+to approve of crackling thorns under a pot, or any form of folly, they
+were, in their way, appreciative of the culture, humor, and insight he
+showed. Mr. Aglonby begged to be favored with his "observations" on
+America, and added that "the dispassionate reflections of an intelligent
+foreigner should be esteemed of the utmost value by all judicious
+patriots and enlightened political economists, calling attention, as
+they often did, to evils and dangers whose existence had not been
+previously suspected." Mr. Gregory Aglonby wished to hear more of his
+travels among "that God-forsaken people the French." Miss Aglonby was
+eager to know more of the England of "Bracebridge Hall."
+
+When bedtime came at last ("the proper season for repose," dear old Anne
+Buller called it, when she rose to "retire"), another courtesy was
+executed in front of Sir Robert by the chatelaine of "Heart's Content,"
+who said, "How truly it has been remarked that we owe some of our
+keenest pleasures in life to strangers! You must permit me to thank you
+again for your improving and pleasing conversation, which I shall often
+recall, and always with lively satisfaction. May your slumbers be
+refreshing and your awakening devoid of all pain! I wish you a very good
+night, sir." With this Miss Aglonby took up one of the top-heavy
+candlesticks, and glided, like the shade she was and ghost of a past
+period, up the stairs.
+
+While Mr. Gregory was looking to bolts and bars, Sir Robert strayed
+about the room with his hands behind him, looking at the pictures,
+followed by Mr. Aglonby, who made no extensive comment on them, but gave
+a word of explanation occasionally when his guest halted longer than
+usual before a canvas, such as, "The First Edmund, who came here in
+1654;" "Edmund the Second;" "Edmund the Third, in his Oxford cap and
+gown;" "Gregory Aglonby, a colonel in the Revolutionary forces;"
+"Red-haired Edmund, as we call him, because the others are all dark;"
+"Colonel Everard Buller Aglonby, who represented this county in the
+House of Burgesses for thirty years, and his wife, who was a Calvert,--a
+great-aunt, a woman of extraordinary piety, who reduced herself from a
+condition of affluence to comparative poverty by the manumission of her
+three hundred slaves."
+
+When he had shaken hands with his host at the door of his bedroom (which
+was emphatically the room of a bed, a huge, be-stepped, pillared,
+testered contrivance that waited at one end of the large apartment to
+murder sleep), Sir Robert fell to winding his watch with what looked
+like interest, but all his thoughts were with the Aglonbys.
+
+"English gentlefolks of the eighteenth century preserved in Virginian
+amber. What a curious survival! 'Gentlemen of a period of manners,
+morals.' Remarkably interesting! Delightful types of a society as
+extinct as the dodo," he was saying to himself. "There is but one mould
+for the gentleman; but nature changes its shape with every century, I
+suppose,--though I sometimes think she has gone out of the business
+altogether in utter disgust. We have got a lot of plutocrats that are
+tailors' blocks, and nobles that talk like stable-boys and act like
+blackguards, and both fancy themselves gentlemen; but when I contrast
+them with the men of my father's day even--And this dainty, charming old
+bit of Chelsea-ware, Anne Buller! Her brothers treat her as though she
+were a reigning princess. I wonder what she would say if she could see,
+as I did the other day, a group of Nuneham girls calling each other by
+their last names and smoking cigarettes with a half-dozen Cambridge men,
+who chaffed them and treated them exactly as though they were so many
+boys in petticoats. Well, well, the world moves, I know, and I am an
+old fogy; but I shall not make myself hoarse shouting 'Huzza' until I
+find out whether we are going to the devil or not. I hope I am not
+getting as cynical as old Caradoc, who declares that he can always tell
+a countess from an actress nowadays by the superior modesty and
+refinement of--the actress."
+
+In the next few days Sir Robert carefully inspected the rambling,
+substantial old house, which, to Miss Aglonby's chagrin, he pronounced
+"quite modern;" though he smiled when she informed him that "Heart's
+Content" had been "refurnished quite recently,--in '48." He also went
+over the land, only about four hundred acres, put the most searching
+questions as to its practical value and uses, filled a tin box with the
+earth, meaning to have it analyzed by "a respectable chemist," and went
+into details generally with much energy. Nor had he anything to complain
+of in the way of unfair dealing in Mr. Gregory Aglonby, who accompanied
+him and gave him the fullest and frankest particulars about the
+property, which he pointed out was going to rack and ruin, or rather had
+gone there. Every broken gate and stony field was dear to his heart, and
+it was a melancholy pilgrimage to him; but had not Mr. Aglonby said to
+him that morning, "Brother Gregory, the place must go,--there is no help
+for it,--and this gentleman seems likely to become a purchaser. Will you
+see that the disadvantages of the property are set before him clearly,
+especially such as a stranger would certainly overlook? I cannot
+entertain a proposition of any kind looking to its ultimate purchase
+until I know that this has been done, anxious as I am to have this
+matter definitely concluded. I had thought to die here. But it has been
+otherwise ordered by an overruling and all-wise Providence."
+
+It did not escape Sir Robert that he was not likely to be overreached in
+his bargain, however much he might repent of it; and when Mr. Gregory
+pointed across the road and said, "The 'Little England' farm lies over
+there, but produces less and less every year. The land is exhausted,"
+Sir Robert thought, "The fellow is either quixotic or doesn't wish to
+sell. I rather think the first: there has certainly been no shuffling
+and pretending." Aloud he said, "The soil can't be exhausted. It is
+virgin still compared to that of England, and all that it needs is
+careful cultivation. It seems to me that what Virginia needs is
+immigration."
+
+Mr. Gregory looked displeased. It was as though Sir Robert had
+criticised Anne Buller's dress. "On the contrary, we wish to keep
+Virginia for Virginians," he said slowly. "We have no desire to see it
+overrun by a horde of Irish and Dutch, and heaven knows what besides.
+The proper place for that kind of people is the West and Northwest. If
+we could get _the right class_ of English emigrants, that would be
+another matter. But it is scarcely likely that they will come here in
+any considerable number, now that the poor old commonwealth offers so
+little remunerative return to the most honorable enterprise."
+
+When Sir Robert had quite made up his mind that he would like to possess
+the place, he telegraphed imperatively for Mr. Heathcote, who joined him
+most reluctantly. Together they walked all over the county, saw a great
+many people, and, having bought two hundred acres that marched with,
+and, indeed, had formerly been a part of, the Aglonby estate, Sir Robert
+made a liberal offer for Heart's Content, expressed his thanks for the
+kind and honorable treatment he had received there, and, his terms being
+accepted, paid the purchase-money, and begged that the family would suit
+their own convenience entirely in giving it up. This settled, he went
+his way to the Natural Bridge, which he considered should rank second
+only to Niagara in this country in point of interest, and then went on
+to Lexington, to visit General Lee's tomb, and from there to see
+Stonewall Jackson's grave, which, to his intense astonishment and
+indignation, he found half covered with visiting-cards,--the exquisite
+tribute of the sentimental tourist to the stern soldier. He could do
+nothing until he had cleared the last bit of pasteboard (with "Miss
+Mollie Bangs, Jonesville," printed on it) away from the mound. This he
+did energetically with his umbrella, after which he sat down quietly to
+think of his favorite hero, who seemed to be "resting under the shade of
+the trees over the river" rather than there, and fell to repeating
+"Stonewall Jackson's Way,"--a very favorite lyric, which he knew by
+heart. "'Appealing from his native sod In _forma pauperis_ to God,'
+ought to be his epitaph. I think he would like that," he said. "I am
+glad England can claim such a son, however indirectly. Fancy 'Miss
+Mollie Bangs' leaving a card--and such a card--on old Blue-Light! A
+decent one might do for Beau Brummel's grave, but Jackson's--!"
+
+Mr. Heathcote was with him, and, after one careless glance, had strolled
+up and down, absorbed in his own thoughts, which were not of war or
+death. He only half listened to his uncle's praise of the great soldier,
+and presently said, _a propos_ of nothing that had happened that day,
+"Uncle, what would you say if I should ask you to let me live at
+'Heart's Content'?"
+
+"Eh? What's that?" asked Sir Robert, forgetting in his surprise to blow
+out the lighted match he had just applied to the offending cards. "You
+live in America? What idea have you got in your head, my boy?"
+
+Mr. Heathcote could not tell his uncle that Edith had said that she
+would never marry an Englishman, never! but that if she ever did, she
+should insist upon his living in America, for to go away from mamma and
+papa and the boys and everybody she cared for was a thing she could not
+and would not do, not if she adored the man that demanded such a
+sacrifice of her. What he did say was that he was tired of his aimless
+life in London, and liked his uncle too well to look forward with any
+pleasure to succeeding him, and that he should like to have a small
+property to manage without aid of bailiff, steward, agent, or factotum
+of any kind. "I could go over whenever I liked, or you needed me, and
+you could come to me to see that I wasn't making ducks and drakes of the
+property," he said. "And it is an experiment, I grant; but you have
+always been awfully generous and kind to me, and I have something laid
+by that would cover the possible losses my inexperience might cause, for
+the first year at least. I am sure I can learn the trade, and am willing
+to pay for my apprenticeship, if you will only let me try my hand at
+farming."
+
+"The boy is thinking of marrying," was Sir Robert's mental comment; but
+he only said that he had bought the place with a very different idea,
+but that he would think the matter over.
+
+"You must remember that it will not be child's play," he said. "And if
+you should grow attached to it and wish to stay, you will be practically
+giving up your own country, you know. But America is hardly a foreign
+country. It is the representative institutions, moral ideas, social
+atmosphere, and mental habits that make a people, not the mere physical
+features of the country, and in character the Americans are, as Mr.
+Aglonby would say, 'Englishmen once removed'--across the Atlantic. You
+might be quite happy and content among them. Just so."
+
+"Oh, yes, I am sure I shall. You are quite in the right in what you say
+of them," Mr. Heathcote eagerly replied.
+
+And Sir Robert, who had purposely laid this trap for him, thought to
+himself, "The boy is certainly in love. I must find out all about it,
+unless he has the grace to tell me himself."
+
+Much as she liked Niagara, Miss Noel was not sorry, after long delay, to
+get a letter from Sir Robert, asking her to join him in Chicago, and
+telling her of a delightful visit he had made to Richmond, where he had
+been received "with particular kindness" and had met a great number of
+agreeable people, most of them Virginians of the modern type and
+scarcely so interesting, in a way, as the Aglonby family, who, as he saw
+from other individuals, were survivals of a generation rapidly
+disappearing, to be found only occasionally here and there now,--"a
+class of aristocrats long a curious anomaly in a republican state,
+hardly to be matched in Europe to-day outside of Austria, and never to
+be reproduced."
+
+It did not take Parsons long to do the necessary packing; but Miss Noel
+consumed a whole day in putting up her carefully-labelled "specimens of
+the flora of New York;" and Ethel had to settle with Mr. Bates, who
+would doubtless rather have been rejected by an English-woman than
+accepted by any American, and was not denied that luxury.
+
+From Chicago the reunited forces went off almost immediately to Salt
+Lake City, having only three days to give to a little hurried
+sight-seeing in the "marvellous Sphinx city," as they called it in their
+letters home.
+
+At Salt Lake Mrs. Sykes was awaiting their arrival, and betrayed a
+radiant satisfaction at the first glance.
+
+"You can't think how busy I have been and what a lot I have
+accomplished," she related exultantly. "I have found a whole village of
+Thompsons with a _p_, and went and boarded there, and have got up a book
+that Bentley will give me a hundred pounds for. And I have done a lot of
+sketches to illustrate it, and, so far from being out of pocket, shall
+have made by my American tour. It has been the greatest fun imaginable,
+poking about in their houses and dishing them up afterward. And, only
+fency, I've got a lock of Brigham Young's hair, _well authenticated_. I
+palmed myself off on a person that I met as being a very great admirer
+of his, and she gave me it. When I get home I'm going to have a ring
+made of it, like the one Lady Bottsford has got made of King John of
+Abyssinia's wool, which has been so talked of. People have taken to
+noticing my rings very much ever since I had that tooth of darling
+Bobo's polished and mounted in brilliants; and this will be
+unique,--there will not be another like it in all England. I told the
+person of whom I got it what I meant to do with it, and she said that I
+must revere him deeply; and, do you know, I quite forgot my part that I
+was playing, and said that I didn't care a fig for the old sinner, but
+that it was a great curiosity. And she was so engry, quite fiawrious,
+and wanted it back; but of course she didn't get it. When do we leave
+this?"
+
+They left as soon as Sir Robert had satisfied himself on certain points,
+and Miss Noel bad been sufficiently shocked by a service in the
+Tabernacle, and Mr. Heathcote had indulged in a bath in the lake, which
+he persisted in taking, and in the course of which he went through any
+number of antics in addition to his usual feats, in themselves
+remarkable, for he was a vigorous and powerful swimmer. The
+ex-Devonshire Elder (whom Mrs. Sykes had seen more than once slinking
+about the streets, she said, but who had not come near her) was pleased
+to be very polite to Sir Robert, or would have been if he had been
+allowed; but, not wishing to conduct a Salt Lake campaign _a la_ Sykes,
+Sir Robert was content to see the place in his own way, got a phial of
+water from the lake, which Miss Noel said reminded her of Sodom and
+Gomorrah and was "very suited to the odious place," looked at and into
+such things as could be seen in a short stay, and made temperate,
+careful records of the same in his note-book.
+
+The next point of interest to the party was "'Frisco and the Yosemite,"
+toward which they pushed as fast as steam could take them, Sir Robert
+and Miss Noel being vividly interested in many things _en route_, Ethel
+and Mr. Heathcote pleased by a few, Mrs. Sykes grumbling ceaselessly
+about the length, monotony, bareness, aridity, stupidity, and general
+hideousness of the journey. The only thing that really amused her was a
+quarrel that she got up with a lady who sat near her. The acquaintance
+promised to be friendly enough for a while, for the lady was an amiable
+soul,--the wife of "a dry-goods merchant in Topeka," she told Mrs.
+Sykes. The latter was pleased to ask her a great many questions and to
+patronize her quite extensively in default of other amusement, so that
+all went well at first. But the second stage of Mrs. Sykes's friendship
+was not apt to be so pleasant as the first, and accordingly she much
+astonished her neighbor one morning by saying to her curtly, "Why don't
+you speak English?"
+
+"Why, I do. I talk it all the time, don't I?" replied the lady.
+
+"No, you don't. Just look here. I have made a list of the things you
+say. They are not English at all. I don't know what you mean, often."
+
+"Do you mean to say that you never heard anybody talk like me?" asked
+the lady indignantly, as she fumbled in her bag for her glasses.
+
+"Oh, I didn't say that. I've heard _some_ of the words among our
+lodging-house-keepers; but you have invented others, and your
+pronunciation is abominable. You should really mend it, if you can,"
+replied Mrs. Sykes, with decision.
+
+The list which had been so civilly put in the Topekan lady's hands was a
+long one, and ran as follows: "Chawcolate, pawk, hawrid, cawd, squrl,
+stoopid, winder, lemmy, gimmy, years (for ears), 'cute, edgercation,
+conchienchous," etc., etc.
+
+The fingers that held it trembled with rage long before it was finished,
+for the Topekan lady had wealth and social aspiration, if not
+"edgercation;" and when Mrs. Sykes broke in with, "Well, what do you say
+to that?" she had a good deal to say, and said it very forcibly, in such
+English as she could command, after which she swelled in speechless
+anger opposite for the remainder of their journey.
+
+"There it is again. If I say the least thing to these Americans they fly
+out like that," complained Mrs. Sykes to Miss Noel.
+
+But for sheer ill humor nothing could have surpassed her conduct when
+they had "done" San Francisco, which she declared to be "a dull, dirty,
+windy place, with a harbor of which entirely too much is
+made,--ridiculously over-praised, in fact," and got under way for the
+Yosemite. The roads, the rough vehicle, the country, could not be
+sufficiently abused. However, when the spot was reached, she relented,
+as she had done at Niagara, and, looking up at the giant trees,
+graciously conceded that they also were "quite up to the mark."
+
+It was a pleasant spectacle to see Sir Roberts enthusiasm. Such gazing
+and neck-craning and measuring and speculating! Such critical inspection
+of bark, leaves, soil, lichens! Such questioning of the guides! Such
+keen delight, wonder, remeasuring, recraning, theories, calculations,
+endless contemplation! The enjoyment of the others was as nothing,
+compared to his,--for if there was a thing that he loved it was a fine
+tree, and had he not some of the best timber in England, which he knew
+as some generals have known their soldiers and some shepherds their
+sheep? "Stupendous! Prodigious! Wonderful!" burst from his lips as he
+walked slowly around them and rode between them as in a dream, perfectly
+entranced. He could scarcely be dragged away, and at last was only moved
+by the thought that there was so much that he "must positively see" in
+the surrounding country which was waiting to be considered volcanically,
+botanically, geologically, and otherwise. It was one of his vexations
+that nature, art, science, history, commerce, were so long, and time and
+a voraciously intelligent but mortal and limited baronet so fleeting. He
+would have liked to spend several months on the Pacific coast, looking
+into a thousand things with unflagging zeal and interest. It was really
+afflicting to turn his back upon the early Spanish settlers, the Jesuit
+missions, the grape and olive production, mining interests, earthquake
+statistics, the Chinese problem, annual rainfall on the great plateau,
+study of the Sierra Nevada range, and last, most alluring of all, that
+of the Santa Barbara Islands, described by a companion of Drake as
+densely populated by a white race with light hair and ruddy cheeks. When
+Sir Robert thought of that people and of all the bliss of investigation,
+he almost decided to make a winter of it in California and solve that
+mystery or perish. But he had still much to accomplish, and he had fixed
+the day for sailing before leaving England. So back the party came to
+St. Louis, where they found a mountain of mail-matter from the four
+quarters of the globe. There were five voluminous epistles from Mrs.
+Vane to Miss Noel, and others from that household; a simple domestic
+chronicle from Mabel, describing her daily round and stating her fears
+and anxieties about "Boy," who was getting "sadly wilful and unruly,"
+and, like a youthful Ajax, had lately "defied husband;" and one of Mr.
+Ketchum's characteristic epistles:
+
+ "I send you a letter of introduction to my friend Fry in New
+ Orleans (to whom my double-and-twisted), since you will go
+ there. He will put you through all right. But I warn you that
+ you will be nobody and won't be able to hold up your head there
+ at all. No one can after an epidemic, unless he has lost half
+ of his relations and had the other half given up by the doctors
+ and prepared for burial. This reminds me that Brown's
+ scapegrace of a brother has turned up here with a handsome
+ Mexican wife and a million, and has deodorized his reputation
+ by giving large sums to the yellow-fever sufferers, while I am
+ thinking of colonizing all the mothers-in-law of these United
+ there before another season opens, unless business improves.
+ Fairfield has a Benedicts' Club now, and I chose the motto for
+ it, 'Here the women cease from troubling and the wicked are at
+ rest:' so when you want a little peace and comfort you will
+ know where to come. My wife will have nothing less than her
+ love sent you; but I am all the same your friend, J. K."
+
+Having seen a certificate that New Orleans was entirely free from fever,
+"signed by all the medical men of eminence in the city," Sir Robert was
+determined not to be frightened out of his visit there altogether. But
+it was only November, and he did not wish to run any foolish risks, and
+the ladies were very nervous on this score. He was still undecided what
+course to take, when he one day picked up a paper and read an account of
+the Indian Territory that interested him beyond measure. In an hour he
+had got out his maps and time-tables and arranged to "put in a week" at
+Tahlequah, the Falls of St. Anthony, and the Mammoth Cave. As none of
+the party cared for the first except himself, he went there alone, and
+felt fully repaid for the effort. Great was his joy at finding "a purely
+Indian legislative body" and assisting at their deliberations, his
+lorgnon glued now to one chief and now to another. And then to talk to
+them, to get their "views," to sketch them, to have a copy of their
+constitution and laws and a newspaper in their own tongue and characters
+in which an affinity to the Egyptian, Arabic, Chinese, or any other
+might perhaps be traced! And then how full his letters to his friends in
+England were of his "visit to a Choctaw gentleman's plantation,--a most
+deeply interesting, well-educated man;" "the first-fruits of the new
+civilization;" "the opinion of a Seminole person on the Indian policy of
+the American government;" "the beauty of a young Chickasaw female" whom
+he had seen at one of the schools, and "the extraordinary progress made
+by some of the other scholars, showing that there is absolutely no limit
+to the intellectual development of the once-despised savage;" "the
+crystal clearness of the beautiful rivers, the lovely, fertile plains,
+framed by the Mozark Mountains, the balmy, delightful climate, and the
+brutality and wicked greed of an American of the lower class," who had
+told him that "the country was a million times too good for redskins,
+who ought all to be exterminated, as 'Indians was p'ison wherever
+found.'" And then, while the glow of this interest still flushed his
+mind, he took up the Mississippi River, which was a career in itself and
+beckoned him on to fresh conquests. He went up to the Falls of St.
+Anthony, which, after Niagara and the Yosemite, was accounted "tame and
+overrated" by Mrs. Sykes, but over which he pondered deeply. Before he
+left there the river had got a strong hold on his imagination that grew
+ever greater and greater. He spent all his time on the boat studying it.
+He talked to the pilot about it,--or rather made the pilot talk, and
+listened with all his ears; he took up the methods now practised for
+preventing the banks from caving in and forcing the Great Father to lie
+in the bed he has made, instead of driving honest folk out of theirs by
+scurvy turns and bends that break up thousands of homes. He drew
+diagrams of the pile-driving and wattling and willow mattrasses in the
+diary, with the improvements he thought advisable, and some very
+scientific suggestions by which the river could be made to checkmate
+itself, like an automaton chess-player. He hung over the guards
+continually, observing all that was to be observed, and recorded the
+same under separate headings, such as "currents," "velocity,"
+"flood-rises," with statistics without end showing that the
+carrying-trade of the great water highway would amount in 1950 to
+something so colossal that there is no room for it here, while a future
+for the cities that stud its banks was predicted that would satisfy
+their most ambitious citizens.
+
+His heart was not in Louisville nor in the Mammoth Cave, though he went
+over the first religiously and examined the latter carefully, collected
+specimens, and even thrilled faintly over an eyeless fish, which aroused
+considerable enthusiasm in Mr. Heathcote. He was not really himself
+until he was again on the river, doing a little dredging and sounding on
+his own account. At Cairo he expanded almost as much as his subject, and
+for a long while afterward was never weary of tracing the blue and
+yellow currents that fuse so reluctantly and imperfectly that out in the
+Gulf of Mexico, it is said, one comes upon patches of the Missouri of
+the most jaundiced, angry hue.
+
+The sombre majesty of the stream was quite lost upon Mrs. Sykes, who saw
+in it only "an ugly, wicked-looking river, with a lot of dirty-white
+villages along its mud banks." Her attention was given to the passengers
+and the clerk,--especially the latter. "A clerk that talks to the ladies
+in the cabin about literature and the dramar! Only fency!" she said to
+Miss Noel. "And such comical blackies, that the ladies call 'aunty,' and
+that call me 'honey' and 'child.' As like as not you'll see a snag
+coming up through the bottom of the boat presently, and you had better
+try one of the life-preservers on and see how it works; though, after
+all, we may be blown up instead. Of course we are racing. I am sure of
+it."
+
+"Dear, dear! How _very_ dreadful! How did you discover that? It should
+really be made known. I shall speak to the captain. I really can't
+consent to being _raced_ with," replied Miss Noel, who did not make
+sufficient allowance for Mrs. Sykes's love of the sensational. "Robert
+must call a meeting and protest, or something."
+
+She went to look for Sir Robert, whom she found walking about on deck.
+He had been reading all the afternoon, and his mind was full of La
+Salle, and De Soto, and poor Evangeline, so cruelly near to Gabriel and
+happiness once, only to drift away from both forever. So large was his
+grasp of any subject that the imaginative phases of a situation appealed
+to him as powerfully as the practical, and he was not the man to take
+the Mississippi without its associations, any more than he would have
+done the Hudson or the Sierras without Irving and Bret Harte. So now he
+was pacing backward and forward under the stars, thinking of these
+things, and in no mood for bearding the captain in his cabin; and,
+having calmed Miss Noel's fears, he stayed on deck until very late,
+enjoying his cigar and surroundings.
+
+When they got low enough down to come upon levees and see that the river
+was actually higher than the land, the questions of inundation,
+protection, blue-clay banks, dikes, sluices, crevasses, water-gates,
+sediment, currents, swept in upon Sir Robert, and he was still working
+at them when they reached New Orleans. Fresh interests and employments
+now awaited him, in which he was soon absorbed, head over ears. Like
+olives, New Orleans has a flavor of its own, so decided that it is
+impossible to be indifferent to it: one must either be very fond of it
+or dislike it heartily. It was soon evident that Sir Robert belonged to
+the first class and Mrs. Sykes to the second. Its brilliant blue skies,
+and sunshine, and warmth, the lovely flowers, the good opera and better
+restaurants, the infectious gayety of the people, as light about the
+heart as the heels, with enough Gallic quicksilver in their veins to
+give them a genius for being and looking happy, and, lastly, the warmth
+of his reception, and a hospitality as refined as limitless, delighted
+this most amiable of baronets. He had brought good letters, and was
+admitted to that inner Creole circle which few strangers see, and in
+which he found among the elders, as he said to Miss Noel, "the
+atmosphere of the Faubourg Saint-Germain,--a dignity like that of the
+period to which the Aglonbys belonged, with more grace and
+_savoir-faire_. And such wonderfully pretty girls, my dear Augusta,
+with eyes like sloes and skins like the petals of their own
+magnolia-blossoms. And I observe a sort of patriarchal tribal state of
+affairs among them,--grandparents, children, grandchildren, all living
+together in great numbers and perfect amity, apparently." Among the
+Americans of the city Sir Robert found much to interest him, and he went
+to visit their "sugar-estates," took down in black and white the
+astounding number of oranges that one tree is capable of producing, held
+conversations with many gentlemen about the emancipated slaves, and with
+many emancipated slaves about their late masters and present condition.
+And then was there not cotton, the machinery employed on rice-, sugar-,
+and cotton-plantations to "go, into"? to say nothing of the swamp-flora,
+the possible introduction of olives into Louisiana, and Voodooism to
+trace back to the Vaudois sorcerers of the fourteenth century and
+connect with the serpent-worship of some parts of Italy, where he had
+himself seen the peasants make their yearly procession with snakes
+wrapped about their necks, waists, and wrists? And was there not, too,
+serious business to be done? How could he secure and forward to England
+a few things that he must have, such as a gar alligator, a pair of
+mocking-birds, a Floridian flamingo, a ruby humming-bird, "a Texan
+horned frog, with a distinctly-developed tail, crustaceous, probably
+antediluvian, and credibly reported to live upon air," not to mention
+other treasures, and collections previously made, which must be shipped
+before he left? All this he finally accomplished, and was so pleased by
+his success that not even a letter from his Kalsing "solicitor," saying
+that his suit against the "Eagle" had been brought to trial and he had
+been awarded fifty cents damages, could greatly cloud the content he
+felt.
+
+Mrs. Sykes, meanwhile, was looking at everything through her own bit of
+yellow glass or London fog, and seeing only what her prepossessions
+would let her see through a medium that distorted and magnified every
+object. As the spittoons at the Capitol had seemed to her far bigger and
+more striking than the dome, so now the gutters of New Orleans made an
+immense impression upon her and affected her most painfully, although
+the Mississippi failed to impress her at all. The climate she found
+odious, the people spoke neither pure French nor good English, and many
+a fault besides she found, chiefly with what she politely termed "the
+Creowls," whom she was never tired of ridiculing as lazy, ignorant,
+effeminate, and morbidly conceited. She was not an ideal companion when
+they made an expedition into the lovely pastoral Teche country, the
+Acadia of exiled Acadians and Eden of Louisiana, but her lack of
+enthusiasm did not damp the ardor of Sir Robert. Miss Noel thought it a
+beautiful country, but added that it looked "sadly damp, and as if it
+might be malarious," and insisted on "dear Ethel's" taking ten grains
+of quinine daily during their stay and wearing a potato in her
+pocket,--precautionary measures adopted by herself, and known to have
+nipped jungle-fever in the bud repeatedly in India, so she said. It
+seemed to Sir Robert's heated fancy that even Ethel praised this ideal
+spot but tepidly, and when she had started out of a revery three times
+with an "I beg pardon" while he was reading "Evangeline" to her under
+the shade of one of those noble oaks "from whose branches garlands of
+Spanish moss floated," fit monuments of the sorrowful maiden of
+ever-green memory, he put down the book impatiently, saying, "It is only
+the old that are young nowadays; I am boring you,"--a speech that made
+her blush guiltily, since she did not care to explain where her thoughts
+had wandered. He was not bored. The bayous were a fascinating novelty to
+him, the trees and fields and glades were eloquent to him, the simple
+French peasants who belong to the seventeenth century and by some
+miracle lead its idyllic life in the nineteenth interested him, and he
+could see Basil, Gabriel, and Father Felicien at every step.
+
+The next week found them on a steamer bound for Havana and New York,
+followed by friendly faces and good claret to the last, leaving three
+baskets of champagne and about a ton of flowers out of account. For an
+account of Havana, Matanzas, Spanish atrocities, Cuban exports, coolie
+slavery, and the like topics, the reader is respectfully referred to the
+book since published by Sir Robert,--"Eight Months in the United States,
+Cuba, and Canada,"--a work pronounced in critical quarters "the best
+book of travels in America ever published in England" (high praise,
+surely), though it attracted less general attention than a very spicy,
+entertaining volume by Mrs. Arundel Sykes, called "A Britisher among the
+Yankees," (to quote from another English journal) said to contain "a not
+very flattering picture of the life, society, and institutions of the
+Great Republic, which must be a true one, since it is so universally
+resented by the American press. People will cry out when they are hit,
+as every one knows."
+
+On arriving in New York our party went at once to Mr. Brown's, that
+gentleman being established there for the winter and having urged them
+to stay with him. Their idea was to sail for home almost immediately, as
+soon as Sir Robert had seen his friend General Bludyer, with whom he had
+some business and who was bringing out his two sons to establish them in
+America. But an unexpected delay occurred. On the day after their
+arrival, Mr. Heathcote ran up to his aunt's room to bid her good-by
+before taking himself off to Baltimore,--he had made a full confession
+to Sir Robert, and received much advice and counsel, together with a
+qualified approval of his plans and hopes,--and he found Miss Noel still
+in bed, although it was mid-day and she not the least punctual and
+energetic of her sex. In reply to his playful reproaches she replied
+that she was "feeling very, very queer," and he cheerfully assured her
+that she "had best stop in bed a day or two and all would be well,"
+after which he told her that he was not going back to England with the
+party, and, with a further remark to the effect that she "was looking
+awfully seedy," discovered that he was late for his train, was again
+pleasantly sure that she would "be all right soon," and hurried off to
+the station, well pleased to think that he should see Edith in a few
+hours. It is not always possible, however, for a woman to fulfil the
+optimistic predictions of her careless male relatives, and in a few
+hours Miss Noel was feeling really ill. "Who is your doctor, my dear?"
+she asked of Bijou, who had herself arranged and carried up a little
+tray of delicacies with which to tempt her. "How very sweet of you to
+trouble! Why did you not let Parsons do that? Do you know I am
+making myself quite wretched lest I should be sickening with
+something,--something serious? I must have a doctor at once. Would you
+kindly send for one, or, rather, tell Parsons where to go? I can't rest
+until I get the opinion of a medical man."
+
+"Now, don't you worry about _that_," said Bijou, bestowing an embrace
+upon her and then perching herself on the foot of the bed. "You are not
+going to be ill; and if you are, why, you are with friends who will take
+the best sort of care of you, that's all. I'll nurse you; and popper
+says I am just a natural-born nurse, if there ever was one. You can see
+the doctor if you want to, but most likely you will be a great deal
+better to-morrow."
+
+"But, my dear, suppose I should be worse? It would be too dreadful! I
+can't be ill in your house, you know," said Miss Noel disconsolately.
+
+"Why, why not?" queried Bijou, in surprise.
+
+"Why not? Can you ask why? Think of all the trouble I should be putting
+you to, the house upset, and the servants giving warning very likely,
+and all that. Oh, no! I hope and trust it is nothing; but if it should
+be serious I could not dream of putting you out like that," replied Miss
+Noel, with emphasis.
+
+"Why, do you mean to say that anybody would care for _that_, or think of
+the _trouble_, with a friend lying sick in their house? I never heard of
+such a thing," exclaimed Bijou, expressing the liveliest emotions of
+astonishment and contempt in face and voice. "Of course we don't want
+you to get sick, for your own sake; but if you do we'll do everything in
+this world to make you comfortable and cure you. And the house won't be
+upset at all; and we don't care a snap what the servants think. You must
+put that perfectly ridiculous idea right out of your head, and turn over
+and try to go to sleep."
+
+When the doctor came he looked grave even for a doctor, and felt it his
+duty to tell Miss Noel that she might have yellow fever. It was always
+to be had for the catching in Cuba, and her symptoms were suspicious,
+though he could not, of course, be positive. Here was a sensation. It
+was curious to see the effect this declaration had on the different
+members of the household. Sir Robert, after turning pale and saying "God
+bless my soul! you don't mean it," to the doctor, rallied from the shock
+as soon as he had left the house, and refused to believe anything of the
+kind, talked about "the art conjectural," and did all he could to
+impress this view on Miss Noel, who promptly gave herself up as lost,
+told him that she had made her will "before leaving town for the North"
+the year before, asked that her body might be "taken back to dear old
+England," if this could be done without risk to others, and begged that
+she might be "sent straight away to the hospital" and no one allowed to
+come in contact with her meanwhile. Bijou, Ethel, and Parsons stoutly
+refused to be hustled out of her room, declaring that they had already
+been exposed to the danger, if danger there was, and protested that they
+were ready to nurse her through anything. Mr. Brown, coming home to
+dinner, was horrified as by some impiety to hear it proposed that Miss
+Noel should go to a hospital. "Admitting, for the sake of argument,"
+said this ever-judicial host, "that the doctor is right, what follows?
+Why, that Miss Noel will require great care, and, humanly speaking, will
+incur additional risk in leaving my house. I cannot dream of allowing
+it. My married daughter has taken her children to see their grandmother;
+there are only Bijou and myself to be considered, and neither of us has
+any fear of the disease, or, indeed, any great belief in the reality of
+the danger. I cannot think of letting a guest, and that guest a stranger
+here, go to a public place of the kind and commit herself to hired
+nurses. Oh, no! That is out of the question."
+
+"I never heard of such a thing,--never. It would be perfectly shameful!"
+protested Bijou afresh. And so Sir Robert was overruled, and, much
+touched by this view of the matter, tried to express thanks on behalf of
+Miss Noel, bungled out a few short phrases, very different from his
+usually fluent utterances, shook Mr. Brown's hand heartily, sat down
+with a very red face, and then started up and dismissed the carriage,
+which, pending this decision, had been waiting at the door.
+
+It chanced that Mrs. Sykes had been out for some hours that day, and had
+then come back and gone into the library, where she spent some time in
+writing to the friends who had entertained her in Central New York. She
+had just finished putting up the morning paper for them containing a
+full and carefully-marked account of the defalcation and disappearance
+of a bank-president in Delaware in whom she recognized the brother of
+her former hostess, when Ethel looked in at the door and said, "Oh, you
+are here," and, coming forward, gave her the dreadful news. It was well
+that this final mark of her gratitude and graceful interest was complete
+down to the very postage-stamp, for after this Mrs. Sykes had no time
+for delicate attentions.
+
+"Stand off! good heavens! Don't come near me. Get away!" she shrieked,
+and for once every particle of color left her face. The next moment she
+rushed up-stairs to her room, put on her bonnet and cloak in a flash,
+and, without farewells of any kind, or thought of so much as her darling
+Bobo, left the house immediately. She went first, and that as fast as
+her feet could carry her, to the nearest druggist's, where she invested
+lavishly in disinfectants and hung innumerable camphor-bags about her
+person. From there she went to the nearest hotel, from which she wrote
+to the Browns, giving instructions about her luggage, which she said
+must be packed by Parsons and sent over to England, to be unpacked at
+Liverpool, for fear of infection, by "a person" whom she would engage.
+She then took the first steamer leaving New York, and when she got on
+board gave vent to a perfectly sincere and devout exclamation, "Thank
+heaven, I have done with America!" From Liverpool she wrote back a
+lively account of the passage, and expressed the deepest interest in
+"dear Miss Noel," about whom she had been "quite wretched," but who she
+"hoped was doing nicely by this time and would make a good recovery."
+She also hoped, and even more earnestly, that "dearest Bobo was not
+being neglected in the general hubbub, and given his biscuits without
+their being properly soaked first, and his chicken in great pieces, not
+carefully minced," and begged that every care should be taken of him,
+imploring that everybody would remember that "_hot_ milk invariably made
+the poor dear ill." She also sent Bijou a small and particularly hideous
+pin-cushion, which she said had been made for the Ashantee Bazaar by the
+Grand Duchess of Aufstadt.
+
+The defection of Mrs. Sykes was not greatly deplored by anybody, but it
+was deeply resented by Parsons, who it is to be feared was not as
+devoted to Bobo as his mistress expected.
+
+"I'm not one to run away,--not if it was lions and tigers,--like
+_some_," she remarked; "but if hever I get back to the hold country I'll
+go down on my bended knees, if it's in the very cab at Liverpool, and
+thank 'eaven I'm at 'ome again; which I 'ope I may live to see it."
+
+Happily, Miss Noel did not have yellow fever. Unhappily, she had _a_
+fever, if not the dreaded one, and was ill for several weeks,--so ill
+that it seemed at one time as though she had done with travelling-days.
+Anxious weeks these for Ethel and Sir Robert and Mr. Heathcote, trying
+ones for Bijou, who had at last found "a rational occupation." For it
+was she who, with Parsons's help, nursed Miss Noel faithfully, tenderly,
+efficiently, Ethel being a most willing coadjutress, but sadly out of
+place in a sick-room. The skill, the self-reliance, and the
+unselfishness that Bijou showed surprised even those who knew her best,
+and quite endeared her to Sir Robert.
+
+"That girl is one in a thousand," he said to Ethel more than once; "and
+I was such a wiseacre that I thought her a useless, spoiled creature who
+would never be anything but a domestic fetich. I shall ask her pardon,
+when I get the chance, for having so shamefully underrated and
+misjudged her. Could there be a kinder family? If Augusta had been a
+near and dear relative they could scarcely have shown more solicitude.
+Every luxury, every kindness that the most thoughtful affection could
+have suggested has been lavished on her. Everything has been
+subordinated to the one object,--her recovery,--and all their ordinary
+pursuits, amusements, occupations, cheerfully laid aside, apparently as
+a mere matter of course. At least, they disclaim the idea of sacrifice;
+and in all that they have done there has been nothing perfunctory. If
+they have merely been performing what they considered a duty, I must say
+that they have had the grace and innate good breeding to make it appear
+that it was a pleasure. Just so."
+
+Miss Noel had been down-stairs on the sofa for three days, having been
+officially pronounced convalescent, when who should walk in upon her but
+the Ketchums,--Mabel serene and smiling, and Job in a state of evident
+satisfaction and radiant good humor.
+
+"Well, now, this is something like. Up and dressed, and looking
+first-rate for an invalid," he called out from the door, and then,
+advancing, took one of her thin hands with much gentleness, and said,
+"Getting well, ain't you? That's right. I am so glad. Creepin' through
+mercy, eh? as Father Root used to say."
+
+Mabel slipped into a seat near Miss Noel, and, after some inquiries
+about Sir Robert, Ethel, and the Browns, told her what concern they had
+felt about her illness. "Husband telegraphed constantly to know how you
+were going on; but the replies were often most unsatisfactory; and it is
+so very nice to see you up again. You will soon be about, and the
+sea-voyage will set you up wonderfully. That puts me in mind of--Tell
+her, husband; show her."
+
+Thus stimulated, Mr. Ketchum drew out an enormous pocket-book, stuffed
+full of papers, and attacked it rather than looked through it, drew out
+a handful of letters, bills, memorandums, tore up several, crushed
+others back into his case, walked swiftly into the hall, and came back
+triumphantly with his over-coat on his arm and a sheet of foolscap in
+his hand.
+
+"Dear, dear, husband, you should not mess about like this," said Mabel,
+"littering up the carpet."
+
+She would have picked up the bits of paper, but he interfered. "Here!
+I'll do that, Daisy; sit down. Daisy's occupation in the next world,
+Miss Noel, is going to be sweeping all the dirty clouds out of the sky,
+and polishing up the harps and crowns, and telling the small angels not
+to leave the ivory gates ajar, for fear of draughts, and to be sure and
+put their buckets and spades away tidily when they have done digging in
+the golden sands, and not to get over-heated and fall ill, because they
+can't die and have got nowhere to go. Now, look at this" (getting up
+from his knees and holding up the foolscap, which was covered with
+drawings of some mechanical contrivance): "I got thinking about you one
+day and your illness, and that you ought to stay on deck all you could,
+and to have the right kind of chair, and suddenly this idea hit me right
+on the head, and I got out my pencil and started in on it. And here it
+is. This is only the rough draught, you understand."
+
+With growing enthusiasm he explained all the details, while Mabel looked
+intently and respectfully at the paper he held, and interjected admiring
+comments: "Isn't it a most wonderful thing? and wasn't it clever of
+husband to think of it?--but, then, he is always thinking of things.
+Husband has got such a surprising talent for invention, and grasps an
+idea at once."
+
+"Oh, no, I haven't. I think I could have found out the way to my mouth
+as soon as any other baby, that's all. But this is a lucky hit. I am
+going to have it patented. It's a first-rate thing. This is the way you
+lash it to the mast when you want to; and when you want to move about
+you let down the rollers and fasten them with this hook, and go where
+you please. Twenty-seven changes of position. Why, you can read, eat,
+sleep, ride, get married, run for Congress, die, and be buried in that
+chair, if you want to!" he said, by way of final recommendation.
+
+"Thank you, but I don't wish to die. I would rather live," said Miss
+Noel, laughing cheerfully for the first time since her illness. "And did
+you really design it for me? How very kind! I must really try to get it
+worked out, if you think it will answer, as of course you do."
+
+"Oh, don't you bother your head about that," he replied. "I worked it
+all out one night, and set a smart carpenter at it the next morning
+before breakfast. And it's a perfect success. And I've got it down at
+the hotel, ready for you. I'm coming up here to put you in it and take
+you down to the steamer myself."
+
+Sir Robert and Mr. Heathcote now came in (the latter having returned
+from Baltimore an affianced man), and Ethel and Bijou followed, and
+everybody was delighted to see everybody else; and they had so much to
+talk about that Sir Robert almost forgot that he was engaged to preside
+over a children's dinner-party at the house of an intimate friend of the
+De Witts. He hurried off, though; and never had he "looked into" ten
+more charming little faces than brightened on his arrival. The way in
+which he radiated good humor, intelligence, benevolence, told stories
+and jokes that kept the little company shouting with laughter, and
+finally rose and got off an impromptu piece of doggerel with exactly ten
+verses, and each child's name and some peculiarity brought out in a way
+to convulse even mammas and the maids, was as indescribable as
+delightful. I am not sure that he did not enjoy it more than any of the
+grand entertainments that he had been asked to; and as for the children,
+they remember it to this day, although they are on the verge of
+young-ladyhood and at college now and have very serious demands made on
+their memories.
+
+After a pleasant little interval of reunion and various diversions, the
+day came at last for our English people to leave the country. What they
+felt about this necessity was well expressed for them by Sir Robert in
+the last letter that he wrote before going on the steamer.
+
+"I am glad to turn my face toward the old land, which must always seem
+to me the best of all lands," he said; "but I take with me the
+pleasantest memories of the new. It has been a constant surprise and
+pleasure to me to find how like they are to each other in all
+essentials, greatly as they often seem to differ on the surface. I have
+had a most interesting and delightful tour. Such opportunities of
+observation as have come in my way, and such authentic information as I
+have been able to lay hold of, I have tried to make the most of; but in
+so short a time I could not do more than glean in a field that offers a
+rich harvest to more fortunate travellers. From the moment of landing
+until now I have been made the recipient of a hospitality too generous
+and too flattering to be appropriated to myself in my individual
+capacity. I must either set it down to the good will which Americans
+feel toward England when not irritated and repelled by the insolent and
+overbearing among us,--who have done more to make a breach between the
+two peoples than you would fancy, and inflicted wounds that all the
+ambassadors and public-dinner fine speeches cannot heal,--or to that
+true politeness which Americans observe in the most casual relations,
+and the immense, apparently inexhaustible kindness which it is their
+habit to show to strangers. I find in them a certain spontaneity and
+affectionateness that has quite won my heart."
+
+To the credit of Mr. Ketchum be it said that if Miss Noel had been made
+of cobwebs she could have been safely transported in his invention to
+the steamer. This feat was comfortably achieved, at all events, and Mr.
+Ketchum, having superintended it, left Miss Noel in the chair on deck;
+and there were kisses and embraces between the ladies, a hurried rush to
+the wharf, and the steamer moved out, with Miss Noel crying softly, and
+saying, "Dear, dear Bijou! Dear America! How good they have been to me!"
+and Ethel and Sir Robert hanging over the side; and ashore the Browns,
+the doctor, Mr. Heathcote, the De Witts, and Mr. Ketchum and Mabel
+looking earnestly at them and waving their adieux.
+
+"You'll find a couple of barrels of pecans at your place. I forgot to
+tell you. Good-by! good-by! Call again!" shouted Mr. Ketchum. And then,
+turning to his wife, he said, "Don't you wish you were going home, too?"
+
+Mabel stopped to straighten little Jared Ponsonby's hat and settle his
+curls, somewhat disordered by the wind from the river. Then she turned a
+face full of sweet content toward her husband; her simple and serious
+look met his twinkling, bantering one for a moment. "No, dearest," she
+said, as she took his arm and walked away. "You know that I don't. You
+are my home."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Ketchums went back to Fairfield, and spent the two years that
+followed very happily and quite uneventfully in that simple round of
+duties and pleasures which the foolish find so dull and the wise would
+not exchange for any other. And not the least agreeable feature of this
+life was what was known as "the English letters," although this really
+included books, music, photographs, sketches, and a great variety of
+things, from the J. pens that came for Mrs. Vane and the larding-needles
+that housewifely Mabel had coveted that she might "set a proper fowl
+before husband," up to packages of a disgraceful size and bulk addressed
+to Mr. Ketchum in Sir Robert's hand. Sir Robert was a regular and
+delightful correspondent; Miss Noel and Ethel were equally kind about
+writing; Mrs. Sykes sent a very characteristic epistle or two to the
+family after her return, and then let "silence like a poultice" come to
+heal the blows she had inflicted.
+
+"What do you hear from that idiotic young Ramsay?" "How is Ramsay
+opening the American oyster?" "What of poor Mr. Ramsay?" "Is Mr. Ramsay
+coming back to England?" were questions often asked by these
+correspondents; and Mr. Ketchum was able to give some account of that
+fascinating fortune-seeker.
+
+Mr. Ramsay wrote to him occasionally, which was the more flattering
+because he repeatedly said in these productions that he "hated doing a
+letter most tremendously," and very truly remarked that "the worst of it
+is that you've got to be thinking what to say, which is an awful bore,
+and ten to one the pen is bad, and spelling takes a lot out of you if
+you are not used to looking up the words." Whether, "not being a
+literary chap," he would have written to Mr. Ketchum at all had not the
+Ketchum and Brown properties marched and the two families been good
+friends is one of those nice questions which it is hard to decide. His
+letters were headed "Out in the Bush" at first, and were full of the
+adventures and amusements that his novel surroundings afforded him. Then
+came more sober epistles from "The Ranch," with a good deal in them
+about "these dirty brutes of Mexicans and ignorant cowboys," the long,
+dull days, the doubts that had begun to agitate him as to the
+possibility of getting the millions that had seemed almost within his
+grasp in London out of "old Brown's farm." Finally, after a long
+silence, Job got a letter one day, written in pencil, that betrayed the
+deepest depression and most utter disgust. He had "come an awful cropper
+from a mustang," and been laid up for three months; his money was all
+gone; he could get nothing to do. "I tried to get a clerkship in a
+'country store' before I got my fall," he explained, "though if I have
+got to that I had better go back to England, where those fellows get a
+half-holiday on Saturdays and lots of bank holidays, and are in
+civilization at least. Perhaps if the governor saw me with a quill
+behind my ear, or riding down to the city on top of a 'bus, smoking a
+pipe, he'd do something for me for the honor of the family. But he's in
+a beastly humor now, and wouldn't send me a fiver to save my life. He
+says that I'm not worth my salt anywhere, and that he washes his hands
+of me. And Bill has taken to patronizing me so tremendously that I'd
+starve rather than ask his help. So I must just stick it out here, I
+suppose, unless you meant what you said when we parted, and will help me
+to get back home, where I have friends, a brother-in-law especially, an
+awfully good sort of fellow, that would stick to a fellow through thick
+and thin, no matter what other fellows said of him. There's a lot of
+'fellows' in this last sentence, but I never was a clever fellow--I had
+better stop. I am getting worse mixed up than ever."
+
+Mr. Ketchum's reply to this was a short, cordial, hearty note, enclosing
+a check for five hundred dollars, telling Mr. Ramsay to draw upon him
+for more if he needed it, bidding him keep "a stiff upper lip," and
+advising him to stop at Fairfield _en route_ to England and see if there
+wasn't some better way out of his difficulties. About two weeks after
+this Mr. Ramsay walked into Mr. Ketchum's office and almost wrung his
+hand off, "Awfully kind of you," "awfully glad to see you," "awfully
+good news to tell you," was poured out as in one breath by the bronzed,
+thin, but still beautiful Englishman, whose illness had given a last and
+quite irresistible charm of spirituality to his handsome face.
+
+"Sit down, man, and tell us all about it," said Mr. Ketchum, when he had
+given him an embrace half real, half theatrical. "Delighted to see
+_you_, if it comes to that."
+
+"Here's that check you sent me," said Mr. Ramsay, going straight to his
+point, as usual. "I never got it cashed, because I got by the very same
+post good news from England. My great-aunt Maxwell is dead at Bath and
+has left me all her money, twenty thousand pounds. Isn't it the luckiest
+fluke that ever was? But all the same it is a kindness that I shan't
+forget. You are an awfully good sort to have done it. Most fellows would
+have seen me in Halifax first, you know. And if ever you want a friend
+you'll know where to find him, that's all. Only fancy all this money
+falling in when I hadn't a penny and was in perfect despair! Such luck!
+And such a fluke, as I have said. You see, it was all to have been
+Bill's. He has always been my aunt's favorite, though at first it was to
+have been divided between us; only when I was a little chap I blew off
+the tail of her parrot with a bunch of fire-crackers. Haw! haw! haw! I
+was never allowed there afterward, and she hated the very name of me.
+She and Bill have hit it off together so well that he never had the
+least fear of me stepping in. But on last Valentine's Day it seems that
+she got an awfully cocky, cheeky valentine of an old maid putting on a
+wig and painting her face, and it had the Stoke-Pogis post-mark, and she
+took it into her head that Bill had sent it, flew into a most awful
+rage, and sent for her solicitor and changed her will. And then, most
+fortunate thing, she died that night, and couldn't make another."
+
+"Well, you are a doting nephew, upon my word," said Job.
+
+"It is no use of me being a hypocrite and going about looking cut up and
+pretending that I am sorry when I am not," replied Mr. Ramsay. "I
+haven't seen her for years, and she was nasty to me even when I was a
+child, and she was a regular old cat, and no good to herself or anybody
+else. I don't see why I should pull a long face and turn crocodile
+because she made me her heir to spite Bill, though it comes in most
+beautifully for me. I don't mean to keep it all, though I could swell it
+considerably if I did. It would be a dirty thing to do, for Bill has
+been brought up to expect it and didn't send the valentine at all. I
+shall go halves with him; that seems fair all round." Mr. Ketchum agreed
+with him, and Mr. Ramsay went on to make further confidences, in which
+it appeared that he still cared for Miss Brown, and had "thought an
+awful lot about her," and now rejoiced to find himself in a position to
+address her if she was still free. Tom Price, coming in, could scarcely
+announce that the buggy was at the door for goggling at Mr. Ramsay. The
+two men drove rapidly out to Fairfield, talking all the way, and Mr.
+Ramsay stared very hard at the Brown mansion and grounds, and got a
+pretty welcome from Mabel that warmed his heart not a little. What he
+said to Bijou in an interview that evening of four hours is no business
+of ours.
+
+It began after quite formal greetings with, "Do you know that you are
+looking most awfully well, Miss Brown?" on his part.
+
+"You didn't dream that I cared for you, did you?" said Bijou toward its
+close, anxious to reassure herself upon a point that had made the last
+two years a bitterness to her.
+
+"Oh, yes, I did. I twigged that long ago," replied he. "That is why I
+cut my stick so suddenly. I couldn't support a wife then, and I wasn't
+goin' to be thought a fortune-hunter, you know." It must have been that
+he was forgiven the sentimental blunder that is worse than a crime,--a
+want of frankness,--or how else could they have been married in six
+weeks and sailed for England? Mr. Alfred Brown, being in California, did
+not witness this ceremony, but Mr. Ketchum did, and "a large and
+fashionable company of the _elite_ of Kalsing" (_vide_ the local paper).
+And did not Mr. Ketchum give the groom a pair of trotting-horses that
+afterward attracted much attention in Hyde Park? and did not Mr. Brown
+present the bride with a considerable fortune on her wedding-day, which
+her husband insisted should be set apart for her exclusive use and
+control?
+
+"Haven't you got any other name than Bijou?" he said to her. "That is a
+most absurd name. Bijou Ramsay. What will my people say?"
+
+"I was baptized Ellen," said she, "but I have never been called that."
+
+"Ellen? A nice, sensible name. I shall call you that," he replied, and
+kept his word.
+
+And so the immigrant, who thought he had left England forever, went
+home in a little while and is living there now in inglorious ease and
+somewhat enervating luxury, while Mr. Heathcote, who thought that he was
+coming out for a short visit and couldn't possibly live out of England,
+is already more than half an American, a successful, practical farmer,
+and, it may be added, a happy man. "Heart's Content" has been
+renaissanced, papered, tiled, _portiered_, utterly transformed, and is
+thought quite a show-place now and much admired; but there are some
+persons who liked it better when it was only an old-fashioned Virginian
+home, before their mahogany majesties the old furniture, and those
+courtly commoners Anne Buller and her brothers, had been swept away with
+all the other cumbering antiquities.
+
+Sir Robert is now looking into the military, monastic, and baronial
+architecture of the mediaeval period on the Continent, and goes next year
+to Japan to begin the exhaustive researches which are to culminate in
+his next book, the "Lives of the Mikados."
+
+ F. C. BAYLOR.
+
+[THE END.]
+
+
+
+
+THE TRUTH ABOUT DOGS.
+
+
+I am about to do a very unpopular thing,--namely, to write realistically
+about the dog and to protest mildly against the extravagant and
+sentimental way of writing about him which has become so fashionable and
+which threatens to make him a veritable fetich. The intolerance of his
+worshippers has already attained a height of dogmatism (the pun is
+hardly a conscious one) which is truly theologic. I have been made
+aware, when expressing dissent or a low measure of faith, of an
+ill-concealed scorn, such as curls the lip of a Boston liberal or lights
+the eye of a "Hard-Shell" or a Covenanter when any one ventures to
+differ from him.
+
+The theory is gravely advanced of a dog heaven,--not confined to the
+poor Indian, whose paradise consists of happy hunting-grounds, where, of
+course, he will need his faithful hound to keep him company. The main
+argument of white men is generally found to be the superiority of canine
+virtue over the human. Whether the word "cynic" originates from a
+similar source I will not undertake to say; but I have more than half a
+suspicion that such talk proceeds rather from a prejudice against men
+than a genuine enthusiasm for dogs. This was doubtless the feeling of
+the Frenchman who said, "_Plus je connais l'homme, plus je prefere le
+chien._" As to any argument drawn from the need of compensation
+elsewhere for privation endured on earth, however it might hold
+concerning the ancient dog, there is no foundation for the claim now;
+for verily the modern dog hath his portion in this life,--and a double
+one, too.
+
+I am impelled by no fanatical zeal, and have no creed or cult of my own
+to vindicate. I am influenced only by a noble love of truth and a
+sublime sense of duty in arraying myself with the despised
+minority,--perhaps I may say by a sense of fair play for the "under
+dog." I do not ask the _kynolatrist_ to "call off his dogs" altogether:
+I merely ask him to allow those who do not share his enthusiasm to pass
+by on the other side without his setting the dogs upon them. I would
+recall to the sentimentalist who goes on repeating his stock phrases
+and, perhaps, like Mr. Winkle, pretending an enthusiasm which he does
+not feel, the wholesome advice of Dr. Johnson, "Sir, free your mind of
+cant." Canon Farrar tells of a gentleman who was seated in the
+smoking-room of an English hotel when a dog entered. He became violently
+agitated, so that a waiter had to bend over and whisper to him, "It's a
+real dog." The poor fellow was subject to a form of delirium tremens
+which caused him to see imaginary dogs. I fear the disease is epidemic
+and is on the increase. I would kindly recall the public mind to the
+real dog. At least, I would suggest that the other side be heard; for
+those who have had most to say on the subject seem to me to exhibit a
+one-sided habit of mind, analogous to the manner of running observable
+in their favorites.
+
+It is difficult to trace the origin of this new theology, the apotheosis
+of the Dog. It is certainly altogether un-Biblical. The whole tenor of
+Scripture is decidedly uncomplimentary to the species. It is even
+proclaimed as a new commandment, "Beware of dogs." They are everywhere
+presented as the symbol of all that is unclean, noisy, greedy, and
+dangerous. The nearest to a compliment I can find is the saying that "a
+living dog is better than a dead lion." The only good deed recorded of
+them is that of licking the wounds of poor Lazarus. When Hazael would
+express in the strongest terms his incapability of the most shocking
+conduct, he asks, "Is thy servant a dog, that he should do this thing?"
+Job seems to have felt that he could say nothing more scathing of
+certain persons who derided him than that "their fathers I would have
+disdained to set with the dogs of my flock." Instead of a dog heaven, we
+are told that one of the bright distinctions and blessed securities of
+the New Jerusalem will be that "without are dogs."
+
+Nor would it seem to be a religion of nature. I find little, if any,
+more respect shown to the species in mythology,--the nearest to an
+apotheosis being the assignment of the janitorship of hell to a dog with
+three heads. Egyptian mythology found it convenient to have a dog-headed
+man--Anubis--as the attendant of Isis and Osiris. The _cynocephali_
+whom the Egyptians venerated were more properly baboons: so that their
+dog heaven, one might say, was only such on its face.
+
+Language is the amber which preserves the thought of man. We need not
+dig far into the etymological strata to be impressed by the unenviable
+place which the dog has made for himself in the tradition and experience
+of our race. The name itself, and still more its variations, such as
+cur, hound, puppy, and whelp, are anything but complimentary when
+applied to mankind; and its derivatives, such as "dogged" and
+"doggerel," are not of dignified suggestion. And, mark you, these
+associations with the names do not seem to "let go," any more than the
+dog itself from his bone.
+
+The dog slipped into literature at a very early date after the Fall, but
+slunk about with his tail between his legs, as it were, and was kicked
+and cursed with entire unanimity. It is difficult to say just when his
+dogship began to stand up on his hind legs in literature. He has little
+or no classical standing. The dog of Ulysses is, I believe, a solitary
+instance. Shakespeare's "view" comes out in Lear's climacteric
+execration of his "dog-hearted daughters." Sir Henry Holland once lost a
+bet of a guinea owing to his failure to find a dog kindly spoken of by
+Shakespeare. Milton for the most part sublimely passes them by, except
+to embellish his "portress at hell's gate" with a canine appendix.
+Goethe's aversion to them is well known. Old Dr. Watts is an authority
+on moral traits, and the best word he has for them is that "dogs delight
+to bark and bite, for 'tis their nature to."
+
+Let it not be supposed that I altogether endorse this apparent
+conspiracy of the ages to give the dog a bad name,--always supposing
+that he did not himself furnish the bad name to literature. I am not
+impervious to advanced thought, and I like to see fair play. When a dog
+is down, and everybody is down on him, he ought to be let up. It is no
+wonder that a reaction set in, as will always be the case in extremes,
+and, as usual, to the opposite extreme. English literature experienced
+about the beginning of this century an invasion of shepherd kings, such
+as Walter Scott, Christopher North, the Ettrick Shepherd, and the like,
+who brought with them a great gust of outdoor air, and with it a
+renaissance of the dog. But the great apostle of the new movement was
+the late Dr. John Brown, of Edinburgh, whose famous "Rab and his
+Friends" has inoculated the reading public with something which might be
+called a species of _rabies_. This charming writer reminds me of certain
+gentle inhabitants of the asylum, who have so identified themselves in
+imagination with dogs that they greet you with a bark.
+
+We owe a debt of gratitude to these amiable enthusiasts for their
+demurrers to the one-sided verdict of history and for their discoveries
+of exceptional dogs and of exceptional traits in the canine character.
+For are we not bidden, "if there be _any_ virtue, and if there be any
+praise," to "think on these things"?
+
+We do think of them, and we are grateful. We do not, to be sure, find
+ourselves starting off incontinently to the dog-fancier's in order to
+present our wife with a poodle or to transform our quiet premises into a
+howling wilderness, but we think better of the world as a place to live
+in, and we have a higher sense of the charity and patience of human
+nature. Nevertheless, while yielding to none in my tender feeling for
+dear Dr. Brown and his gentle fellow-kynophilists, I am not prepared to
+obey the new commandment which this new canine gospel inculcates, "Love
+me, love my dog."
+
+Probably my personal acquaintance with the species has been unfortunate,
+but I have not happened to meet with these superhuman creatures. I once
+tried, in my extreme childhood, to make a pet of a Newfoundland pup of
+high degree; but the little brute sickened and killed himself one day by
+eating a mess of the foulest refuse. In the village where I lived there
+was a crabbed little hump-backed tailor, whose house and shop were on a
+corner, and with him lived a vicious yellow bull-dog. It was a question
+which was the most unpopular and the most obnoxious _bete noire_ with
+the villagers. We boys took a fearful delight in stealthily approaching
+the little tailor's back door in the evening, and then, with a sudden
+shout, taking to our heels around the corner, whereat the yellow fiend
+would burst out after us, with "Bunky" close behind.
+
+The only other dog in our village of which I have any recollection was a
+great animal, facetiously known as a watch-dog, whose mission it was to
+lie in wait behind the house of the man he owned, and, as soon as he
+heard a step upon the gravel walk or the tinkle of the door-bell, to
+dart out upon the intruder with a howl and a spring. The result was that
+one day my father, the most quiet and respectable of men, in attempting
+to pay a friendly visit, was set upon, knocked down, throttled, and, but
+for timely rescue, would probably have fallen a victim to the habits of
+this hospitable mansion. And from that day he left his friends to their
+preference of companions. My own experiences of the premises were such
+that I followed for once the paternal example, in giving them a wide
+berth.
+
+My social footsteps have always been guided by a knowledge of the
+kennel, as well as of the house. Even as the pastor of a human flock, I
+confess that I have many a time stood at men's gates balancing the
+question of duty or safety before I girded up a martyr spirit and
+resolved to enter. Not that I loved the sheep and lambs less, but that I
+hated their growling, leaping, four-footed favorites more.
+
+It is not a mere question of wisdom or of taste, this prevalence and
+idolatry of dogs. If it were only an amiable weakness, and a matter
+affecting the person indulging it, some such form of image-worship as
+the rage for bric-a-brac and old china, I should not take the trouble to
+enter my protest. But hath not a dog teeth? Hath not a dog great, dirty
+paws, a venomous and fiery tongue, and a throat which is the organ of
+all discords? Hath he not feet which can carry his unpleasantnesses
+into other people's presence, perhaps deposit them on your lap, or cause
+you to stumble and be offended and made weak by standing in your way? An
+ideal dog, a china dog, a dog behind a picture-frame, the dog of
+literature, are not without their aesthetic side,--are certainly things
+to be let alone. But the realistic, vigorously vital, intrusively
+affectionate, or faithfully suspicious dog can no more be "let alone"
+than could Mr. Jefferson Davis and his rebellious States once upon a
+time, for the simple reason that he will not let us alone. It is as
+curious an exhibition of human nature to note the surprise which always
+seizes the owner when one of these "faithful" creatures bites any of his
+friends and neighbors as is the proverbial incapacity of the householder
+to admit the existence of malaria on his premises. A little friend of
+mine who can hardly toddle, while visiting with his parents, was
+recently sprung upon by a great house-dog and bitten seriously in the
+cheek. And the philosophical explanation, which ought to have been
+highly satisfactory, was, "The dog dislikes children, but has never been
+known to hurt grown people"!
+
+I have alluded to the testimony of Scripture concerning dogs. Herein, at
+least, Science is in accord with Revelation. It tells us that there is
+nothing in the osteology of this family (_Canidae_) to distinguish the
+domestic dog from the wolf or fox or jackal. His "brain-cavity is
+small," his strong point being "his powerful muscles of mastication."
+His "sense of taste is dull and coarse." He is "not as cleanly in his
+habits as the cat." He is "not courageous in proportion to his
+strength." Let me illustrate this last point by what I saw this
+afternoon. A dog about as large and strong as a young lion was barking
+vigorously behind a low fence at a cat, who sat serenely on the other
+side, meeting his Bombastes Furioso plunges at the intervening pickets
+with a contemptuous hiss and an occasional buffet with her claw upon his
+muzzle. I have yet to see a dog that dares attack my goat of a year
+old, except when he is harnessed to his wagon. They are not, however,
+afraid of sheep. And they are much more clear in their minds about
+attacking children than strong men with clubs. A man is safe before them
+in proportion as he is not in fear. They know a coward at once, with all
+a coward's instinct.
+
+Another little peculiarity of this family in all its branches is the
+hydrophobia, an accomplishment which they are very generous in
+imparting, and which is to be taken into account in estimating their
+usefulness.
+
+Cuvier, however, puts forward the ingenious claim--worthy of the Buckle
+and Taine type of scientific speculators, who are never so happy as when
+they think they have accounted for the world without the hypothesis of a
+God, and who naturally catch at an opportunity of reading that name
+backward (or the name Dog backward, whichever you like)--that "the dog
+was necessary to the establishment of human society." This startling
+dogma of the new kynolatry is a good illustration of the way in which
+this class of theorists persist in putting the cart before the horse.
+The truth is that man was necessary to the establishment of canine
+society. Except as human skill and patience subdued, trained, and
+developed the dog, the latter was incapable of rising, and was one of
+man's most dangerous foes,--the fox robbing his hen-roosts and
+grape-vines, the wolf eating him and his children, and the jackal and
+hyena picking his bones and rifling his grave. The same ridiculous claim
+of being the corner-stone of human society has been made by some
+wiseacre in behalf of the goat. The plain truth is that only one animal
+can justly lay claim to such a distinction. At the threshold of human
+society and civilization lies the slimy figure of the snake, who
+persuaded man to purchase knowledge at the cost of innocence, a lesson
+which has been learned by heart and been worked out in all the "history
+of civilization," for verily "the trail of the serpent is over it
+still."
+
+Few persons realize the comparative un-worth of the dog. There is even a
+hazy notion in most minds that he is to be classed with the horse, the
+cow, the sheep, and the gentle swine, that he is entitled to lift up his
+voice with the morn-saluting cock, or to roam with the mouse-disturbing
+cat, or with that patient pair, the harnessed billy- and the lactiferous
+nanny-goat.[A] Hence an enormous revenue is required for his support.
+For example, we are told that "the dogs in Iowa eat enough annually to
+feed a hundred thousand workmen, and cost the State nine million
+dollars, or double the education of all its children." I should like to
+know how many of these costly and pampered creatures earn their salt.
+They toil not, they spin not, they contribute neither food nor wool nor
+"power." There are extreme cases where they have proved serviceable for
+defence and special purposes. The Laplanders are forced to make shift
+with them in default of better draught-animals. There was a time when
+the dogs of St. Bernard were a great convenience to the philanthropic
+monks,--who, by the way, never received one-hundredth part of the credit
+which has been lavished by the sentimentalists upon their half-automaton
+assistants. The slave-hunters have found the race still more serviceable
+for their ends. On great moors and lonely mountains and in the
+exigencies of frontier-life, the shepherd, the hunter, and the pioneer
+have turned them to account.
+
+Far be it from me to disparage their assistance in these exceptional
+instances and in others which might be named. The dog, like the bull or
+the frogs of Egypt, is good in his place. But it does not follow that we
+should have a bull in every door-yard, nor that it was an advantage to
+the land of Egypt to be covered with frogs in-doors and out. The notion
+that a dog is needful for defence in settled, civilized communities is
+on a par with the delusion that a man is safer for carrying a loaded
+pistol, more harm being done to honest people, and even to those of them
+who resort to fire-arms, than to their enemies. One needs only to
+consider the dogs of one's own neighborhood and compare the number of
+burglars they have routed with the number of children or innocent
+passers-by they have scared or bitten. My experience convinces me that
+more houses and hen roosts are robbed where there are dogs than where
+there are none. And it is easily explained. People who have a blind
+trust in watch-dogs cease to watch for themselves. Moreover, the false
+alarms of the dog are so numerous, and his barking so indiscriminating
+of the difference between friend and foe, and even between real and
+imaginary persons, that his owner soon ceases to take note of them. For
+who is going to get up every time the dog barks in the night? The dog
+is, of course, one of the conditions to be provided for in the burglar's
+plan. But when he has silenced, overpowered, or eluded the watch, he has
+turned the defence over to his own side, and proceeds with a special
+sense of security.
+
+At all events, I do not find that dogs are chiefly kept by those who
+most need to be defended, but rather by the strong and by persons living
+in closely-settled neighborhoods. Nor do I find that people affect dogs
+at all in the ratio or for the sake of the protection, but for the
+amusement which they afford, as something to be taken care of as pets
+rather than to take care of them.
+
+The watch-dog is an admirable protection from one's friends. What a
+boon he is to the misanthrope! What an isolation reigns about the home,
+especially in the evening, where a real savage beast stands guard,
+roaming in the shadows or clanking his chain beside the path! The
+ingenious Mr. Quilp turned this fact to fine account, as he escorted
+Sampson Brass to the door of his counting-house on a dark night:
+
+"Be careful how you go, my dear friend. There's a dog in the lane. He
+bit a man last night, and a woman the night before, and last Tuesday he
+killed a child; but that was in play. Don't go too near him."
+
+"Which side of the road is he, sir?" asked Brass, in great dismay.
+
+"He lives on the right hand," said Quilp, "but sometimes he hides on the
+left, ready for a spring. He's uncertain in that respect. Mind you take
+care of yourself. I'll never forgive you if you don't."
+
+An exceedingly social institution, the watch-dog, and a delightful
+attraction to one's visitors and would-be callers. A _watch_-dog indeed;
+for is he not the one thing to be on the watch for, now that the day of
+spring-guns and man-traps is past?
+
+It is all very well for Byron to rhapsodize about "the watch-dog's
+honest bark," and to think it "sweet" when it "bays deep-mouthed welcome
+as we draw near home;" but when one has got inside of that home and gone
+to bed, and wants to sleep off his fatigue, it is not always so sweet to
+have some neighbor's watch-dog keeping up a dishonest bark at everything
+and nothing half through the night. As to the moral quality of the
+noise, the only honest bark is that of the mosquito, who is too sincere
+either to attack you without warning or to give a false alarm. I have
+thrown my share of boot-jacks and other missiles at the nightly cat, and
+with some small measure of success; but what boot-jack will reach the
+howling mastiff domiciled several doors off, and whose owner says in
+effect, "Boot me, boot my dog," or the converse? And what an "aid to
+reflection," which Coleridge never conceived of, is that wretched
+little whelp that explodes under my study window at the critical moment
+of intellectual inspiration, like a pack of animated fire-crackers! Who
+shall pretend to set off the occasional service which the canine voice
+has rendered to man against the long and varied agonies which it has
+inflicted on our race? Emerson has a fine touch of nature, which will go
+to many a heart, when he enumerates among the recollected experiences of
+childhood "the fear of dogs." Goethe's aversion to dogs, already alluded
+to, seems to have been based chiefly upon their noisiness at night.
+Charles Reade had a habit of hitting the nail on the head, and never
+showed it more pithily than when he answered "Ouida's" application for a
+name for her new pet poodle: "Call it Tonic, for it is sure to be a
+mixture of bark, steal, and whine."
+
+As to poodles and pugs, it is difficult for the masculine "man of
+letters" to write. Fortunately, no member of my family has thus far
+evinced any symptom of the poodle mania, so akin to the singular malady
+which reduced poor Titania to the abject adoration of ass-headed Bottom.
+Therefore any repugnance (this is purely an _ex post facto_ pun) on my
+part cannot be attributed to jealousy. I feel that I cannot be too
+thankful not to be numbered among the unhappy husbands indicated by the
+following recent incident:
+
+"Hello, old man!" said a gentleman to a friend, "what's that you've got
+under your coat?"
+
+"That," was the sad reply, as he brought it forth, "is my wife's little
+pug dog."
+
+"What are you going to do with him? Take him somewhere and drown him?"
+
+"I wish I might," earnestly responded the gentleman, fetching a sigh.
+"No, I am not going to drown him. My wife is having a new spring suit
+made to harmonize with Beauty, as she is pleased to call the disgusting
+little brute, and I am on my way to a dry-goods store to match him for
+half a yard more of material."
+
+Ladies will pay as much as ten dollars a week for the board of a poodle
+in summer. And here is a specimen order at the inn wherein his puppyship
+is taking his ease:
+
+"Room No. 122.--To the clerk of ---- Hotel: Please send to my room, for
+the use of my little pet 'Watch,' a choice porter-house steak, cooked
+rare, and two chicken-wings, and charge to account of Mrs. ----."
+
+But it is not always practicable to take our "dumb companions" with us
+in our travels. Accordingly, the following advertisement is said to have
+been recently inserted in the papers:
+
+"Wanted, by a lady, a careful man to look after the house and be company
+for her dog during her absence in Europe."
+
+I myself lately witnessed a suggestive scene in a drawing-room car at
+the Grand Central Depot. A portly old gentleman of opulent appearance
+was stepping aboard with his daughter (or wife?), a fine specimen of
+Amazonian beauty, accompanied by a third member of the family, a yellow
+and dirty-looking little pug with its hair in its eyes. But, alas! the
+latter was arrested at the platform, according to rule, and was being
+conveyed to the baggage-car. I have no power to picture the blazing
+indignation of his devoted mistress, or the eloquent storm with which
+she assailed the officials, or the undignified haste and distress of
+mind into which the old gentleman was thrown in his part of negotiator
+between the contending parties. The lady was inconsolable and
+inexorable. She would not go without her beloved. She would _never_
+subject him to the discomfort and indignity of the baggage-car. She
+would "rather ride in the common car" herself. How the case was settled
+I did not see. She left the hateful drawing-room car with her packages
+and her papa(?). Whether she abandoned her tour, or went into the
+baggage-car to share the shame and sorrow of her poodle, or whether a
+compromise was effected in favor of the "common car," I never
+ascertained, I trust she was not the lady of Baltimore who last summer
+went insane and tried to kill herself on account of the death of her pet
+dog.
+
+And this leads me to make a point in favor of dogs, at least so far as
+their claim to being "so human" is concerned. There has been supposed to
+be nothing more distinctive of human nature than its propensity to
+suicide, arising from its capacity, as it rises in civilization and
+enlightenment, of finding out that life is not worth living. But a
+number of well-authenticated cases have come to my observation which
+show that the dog is rapidly learning this supreme accomplishment. A dog
+at Warwick, New York, whose master had neglected him for a new-comer,
+became morose and sulky, took to watching the railway-trains with great
+interest, and one day threw himself under a passing car and was crushed
+to death. Another, in Marseilles, whose owner had avoided him from fear
+of hydrophobia, and which had been driven from the door of a friend of
+his master, ran straight for the river and plunged in, never to rise
+till he was dead. A Newfoundland dog on the relief-ship Bear, and two or
+three of the Esquimaux dogs belonging to the relief expedition, drowned
+themselves deliberately, after showing great depression for several
+days. Dr. Lauder Lindsay, in his "Mind in the Lower Animals," tells of a
+Newfoundland that, being refused an accustomed outing with the children
+and being playfully whipped with a handkerchief, took it so deeply to
+heart that he went and drowned himself by resolutely holding his head
+under water in a shallow ditch.
+
+But, seriously, it is a nice psychological question whether there is
+something human about dogs, or something canine about men. At any rate,
+it may well be asked whether it is really the dog-nature which attracts
+us, and not rather a somewhat of the human in the brute. For when we see
+the dog in the man we are repelled.
+
+The above is undoubtedly the most honorable, if not the most obvious,
+reason why the dog has succeeded in winning the companionship, and even
+the affection, of so large a portion of mankind. Another reason lies in
+the fact that, as a dog, he has been wonderfully improved. There is no
+denying that he comes of a bad stock. As already intimated, his "family"
+includes, besides himself, the wolf, the fox, and the jackal, with the
+hyena as a sort of step-brother. But he has proved himself "the flower
+of the family," and, like all flowers, he has been "cultivated" and
+developed, differentiated in species, till a grand bench-show will
+display all the varieties, from little fluff balls, "small enough to put
+in your waistcoat-pocket," to the splendid deerhound, valued at ten
+thousand dollars, with his "silver-gray hair, muscular flanks, and calm,
+resolute eyes." I shall never forget coming suddenly, in the streets of
+Montgomery, Alabama, upon one of the veritable bloodhounds which were
+employed once upon a time in tracking fugitive slaves. His dimensions
+were beyond all my previous conceptions of the canine race. He impressed
+me rather as an institution than an animal. And as he stood across my
+path in a statuesque repose, with his red tongue and massive jaws, and a
+slumbering fire in his eye, I conceived a new idea and even admiration
+of "brute force."
+
+The intelligence of the dog has also been developed, notwithstanding the
+smallness of his brain and his natural inferiority in this respect to
+many other animals, until he has almost rivalled the feats of the
+learned pig and the industrious fleas. His moral character must be
+admitted to have shown itself capable of great development, despite the
+recent effort of writers like Mr. Robert Louis Stevenson to prove that
+he develops chiefly the worst and meanest traits of human nature. His
+capacity for hero-worship and his patience under ill usage from the one
+who has mastered him are conspicuous. He has a sublime indifference to
+that master's moral character, however, being as subservient to Bill
+Sykes or Daniel Quilp as to Leatherstocking or Dr. John Brown himself.
+This fidelity to me does not imply that he may not be highly
+treacherous to others, just as his protective value to me is in
+proportion to his savage and perilous possibilities to the not-me.
+Therefore I ought not to insist that my lovers must love my dog also. I
+should rather estimate their steadfast affection for me all the more on
+his account.
+
+It is argued by the dog-haters that we must not judge the whole vast and
+varied race of _Canidae_ from a few exceptional individuals and
+highly-cultivated breeds. But it may be retorted that neither are all
+men Shakespeares and St. Augustines. The credit is so much the greater
+to those of the species which have overcome the disadvantages of a low
+and repulsive origin. None the less, however, will a strict veracity of
+mind and speech be careful not to generalize too sweepingly from a few
+particulars, and also not to make too indiscriminate and imperious a
+demand upon other people's enthusiasm. Especially will it be unwise for
+the friends of the dog to persist in their attempt to exalt him by
+depreciating man, inasmuch as man is the party to be won over to their
+way of thinking. Man has, unfortunately, been endowed by his Creator
+with a notion of his superiority even to the hound and the terrier, and
+naturally winces at the comparison, and is in danger of being thrown to
+the other extreme. I myself am able to present these considerations thus
+dispassionately as a friend of humanity rather than a foe to caninity;
+but all are not favored with a judicial spirit.
+
+I suspect, in fact, that this inclining of our race to these brute
+servitors is largely due to the same cause which promotes the love of
+"horse-flesh." Man must assert his dominion over the brutes. He wants
+some tangible evidence, always beside him and running at his heels, of
+his superiority to something. It is a great upholder of his
+self-respect. It is so consoling, amid our conscious defeats and
+snubbings by a proud and unmanageable world, to have at hand a
+fellow-creature, strong enough to tear us in pieces, who will grovel at
+our feet, and quail before our eye, and let us laugh at him while he
+makes a fool of himself at our bidding. Even the most successful and
+superior men find herein a grateful outlet for their surplus
+masterfulness.
+
+But I prefer to ascribe the tender and enthusiastic feeling which men
+have for their dogs not so much to the merits of the latter as to an
+overflowing and supererogatory goodness in the former. The human runs
+readily into the humane. Man is, after all, a loving animal, and is
+disposed to lavish his affection upon all who come into the right
+relation and moral angle with himself. He loves to be munificent as well
+as magnificent, and to be the patron of somebody or something. He has no
+little magnanimity toward such as put themselves in an abject dependence
+upon his honor and justice. He is ready to see all good in those who
+come not in competition with himself. He has a fund of generous
+enthusiasm which finds too little occupation in the world, and is glad
+to find or create an object for it near at hand. So that his dog,
+unconsciously to himself, is seen rather in the reflection of his own
+light. He clothes him with those amiable qualities which superabound in
+his own heart, and attributes to him a fidelity which is really far more
+remarkable on his own side.
+
+Dogs are remarkable for their dreaming capacity. A dog never seems to
+sleep but he dreams, and very likely is quite unable to distinguish his
+waking and sleeping impressions. And is it not altogether probable that
+those who have much to do with them catch the infection, so that they
+view the canine race through a dream-like medium and as slumbering dogs
+are haunted by imaginary flies?
+
+But I fear lest I shall be suspected of having caught at least one
+quality of my subject and of following up this scent at a wearisome
+length. And yet I have not begun to exhaust my theme, and have hardly
+given a glimpse of its many lights and shades. Inasmuch as there is an
+excessive tendency just now to show the lights only, it may have been
+noticed that I have rather emphasized the shades. Perhaps I shall not
+have written in vain if I have succeeded in moderating the present
+_kynomania_, surpassing in virulence even the aesthetic craze. The dog is
+having his day now,--that is clear. I presume it is the order of nature,
+and that we must expect a season in human history when the dog-star will
+rage. But it may not be unseasonable to recommend a slight muzzle to the
+dog-bitten, especially of the literary _gens_.
+
+ F. N. ZABRISKIE.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[A] By a recent decision of the Supreme Court of Maine, the judges
+standing six to one, it was decided that dogs are not to be classed with
+domestic animals. The learned Court affirms "that they retain in great
+measure their vicious habits, furnish no support to the family, add
+nothing in a legal sense to the wealth of the community, and are not
+inventoried as property of a debtor or dead man's estate, or as liable
+to taxation except under a special provision of the statute; that when
+kept it is for pleasure, or, if any usefulness is obtained from them, it
+is founded upon the ferocity natural to them, by which they are made to
+serve as a watch or for hunting; and that while because of his
+attachment to his master, from which arises a well-founded expectation
+of his return when lost, the law gives the owner the right of
+reclamation, the owner in all other respects has only that qualified
+property in them which he may have in wild animals generally."
+
+
+
+
+RENA'S WARNING.
+
+
+"If anything be anything," said Frederick Brent, "the Pennsylvania
+mountains are what Oscar Wilde called them."
+
+"Oh, you miserable agnostic!" exclaimed his friend Professor
+Helfenstein. "Can you not, in the face of this so beautiful landscape,
+get rid of your eternal subjunctive mood? _If_, indeed!"
+
+The two men had stopped at a high point on the road they had been
+traversing, and were looking across a fair and fertile valley, flooded
+by the summer-morning sunlight, to the mountains on its western rim.
+
+A slight smile showed Brent's pleasure in arousing his companion's
+indignation.
+
+"Well," said he, "my ideas of natural beauty and those of the aesthetic
+Wilde may be entirely false; or the whole scene may be an optical
+illusion; or--_Rosenduft und Maienblumen_, observe me this lovely
+maiden!"
+
+"If anything be anything? You can be positive enough where a pretty girl
+is concerned. She _is_ pretty, though, and as _deutsch_ as her ancestors
+were a century or two ago, when they left the Rhineland and crossed the
+sea. A pure blonde German type. Tacitus would have included her among
+the Non-Suevi."
+
+Their attention had been drawn from the scenery by the approach of a
+young woman and a little boy. The former was above the medium height,
+and was about twenty years old, but the infantile mould of her features
+and the innocent look in her large blue eyes gave strangers a
+bewildering impression that she was somewhere in the neighborhood of
+five. She was charmingly pretty in her way, and her wide-brimmed hat of
+dark straw set off to full advantage the pale golden hue of her braided
+hair and the delicate purity of her complexion.
+
+Brent could not resist the temptation to accost this mild and grave
+young beauty. Stepping forward as she was passing, he lifted his hat,
+and said, "Will you be good enough to tell me the way to the nearest
+encampment of Indians?"
+
+"Indians?" she repeated, with a timid wonder in the tones of her soft
+voice.
+
+"Yes. We are Europeans, travelling in this country, and we should like
+to find some Indians who will help us to hunt buffaloes. Are there many
+buffaloes near here? We haven't seen any sitting on the branches of the
+trees as we came along."
+
+"I don't think buffaloes _could_ get up in the trees," said the girl in
+a meekly explanatory manner.
+
+"Why, you don't mean to say that the buffaloes in this country can't
+climb, do you?"
+
+"I never saw a buffalo; but I don't _think_ they can."
+
+She looked despairingly at her small brother, who, having not yet
+reached the age of six years, was unable to afford any help in deciding
+a question in zoology.
+
+"This is very interesting," said Brent, turning toward his companion.
+"It seems that American buffaloes are forced to spend all their time on
+the ground."
+
+"_Narrheit!_" growled the professor, beginning to walk away.
+
+"Well, I'm very much obliged to you," said Brent. "Good-morning."
+
+Then he followed his friend, who was already descending a hill in the
+road.
+
+"Sister Rena, what did that man want still?" asked the little boy.
+
+"I don't know, love," said his sister faintly. Her ideas were in a
+hopeless state of confusion, and she was troubled by a fear that a lack
+of intelligence had made her seem disobliging.
+
+When Brent overtook the professor, the latter said, "All Englishmen are
+ridiculous; and you are a good specimen of the race. Why should you stop
+on the public highway and talk nothingness to a harmless girl?"
+
+"All Germans are prejudiced; and Professor Helfenstein is a true
+_Deutscher_," answered Brent. "My remarks to the young Non-Sueve no
+doubt interested her deeply, and I fancy she will reflect on them, as
+Piers Plowman says,--
+
+ With inwit and outwit,
+ Imagynyng and studie."
+
+They were both good walkers, and, though the heat became somewhat
+oppressive at noon, they did not halt until they had reached the village
+where they intended to pass the night. In this place Helfenstein heard
+the Pennsylvania-German dialect spoken to his heart's content. After
+dinner he sat on the porch of the inn for several hours, talking to a
+number of the indigenes and making copious notes.
+
+When Brent returned from a visit to one of the village stores, he found
+him looking over the result of his investigations.
+
+"Will the 'Allgemeine Zeitung' have the benefit of your researches?"
+asked the Englishman.
+
+"Most like. The people at home love to have tidings of shoots from the
+old German lingual stock. The dialect of this locality is a truly
+noteworthy one."
+
+"I heard it spoken just now by the young blossom we met on the road this
+morning."
+
+"Does she live here?"
+
+"No. She had driven in to the village to make some purchases. Her father
+is one Reinfelter, who tills the soil of his ancestral demesne over
+there near the mountains."
+
+"From whom did you learn these facts?"
+
+"From the tradesman with whom she had been talking."
+
+"Will agnosticism let you be absolutely sure his statements are true?"
+
+"No; and even less sure that they are untrue. It seems to me that a vast
+amount of credulity is needed for positive unbelief. Do atheists ever
+have doubts about anything?"
+
+"We don't sit still and say, '_Quien sabe?_' like you agnostics. When
+nobody shall believe or disbelieve, who will _act_?"
+
+"I give it up."
+
+With a look of profound disgust, the professor pocketed his note-book
+and went to seek refreshment in the shape of beer.
+
+Notwithstanding the difference in their ways of thinking, these two men
+had something in common which furnished a strong bond of union between
+them. Helfenstein sometimes said to himself, "Well, if he _is_ a
+pitiable doubter, he at least doubts in earnest. This makes him better
+than the miserable tric-trac men who are always ready to agree that
+black is white, or deny that two and two make four, when it suits their
+convenience or interest."
+
+And, in fact, though Brent often paraded his agnosticism merely to draw
+forth the professor's scornful comments, he really had a humble and
+hopeless consciousness that if truth be visible to any human mind it was
+hidden from his. The possession of an ample fortune and the lack of
+family ties and active interests in life had fostered his tendency
+toward introspection till it became morbid. Now, at the age of thirty,
+he had no positive beliefs or aims, and felt the despairing
+self-contempt which inspired Hamlet's cry, "What should such fellows as
+I do, crawling between earth and heaven?"
+
+Before retiring, the travellers agreed to spend the next day in making
+an excursion on foot to the neighboring mountains. But when the hour for
+starting arrived, Brent had not risen, and the professor, who allowed
+nothing to interfere with his plans if he could help it, set out alone.
+
+A little before sunset he returned, full of enthusiasm over the scenery,
+and highly pleased with the people in the farm-houses where he had
+stopped.
+
+"They are a good, honest, _kreuzbraves Volk_," he said. "They have kept
+the old German home-feeling all unchanged. There is a certain Baernthaler
+over there at the foot of the mountains who is worthy to be a native of
+the Fatherland,--a noble-looking fellow, with the lion-front of a young
+Marcomannic chief."
+
+"The Marcomanni were a Suevic race, were they not?"
+
+"Yes; I should have known his ancestors were dark-haired Swabians even
+if he had not told me so. He is something of a scholar, I should say,
+and he seems as true a gentleman as ever lived. What a shame it is that
+his good South-German name should have been corrupted into Barndollar!"
+
+"I heard this Barndollar's praises sounded about three hours ago."
+
+"By whom?"
+
+"By the father of Miss Reinfelter, the mild-eyed blonde who had her
+doubts about the ability of buffaloes to climb trees. He was here this
+afternoon, and we became intimate in five minutes. He told me his
+ancestors came from the neighborhood of Heidelberg; and when he heard I
+was there last summer his expansive face was illumined with joy. He
+answered my questions about the old German settlers intelligently
+enough; but he said nobody could tell me as much about such matters as
+'Melker Barndollar,' of whom he spoke with 'bated breath. He also
+invited me to visit him."
+
+"Shall you accept his invitation?"
+
+"I have fully made up my mind to go; but that doesn't make it certain
+that I shall."
+
+"Should you go if he possessed not a pretty daughter?"
+
+"Probably not."
+
+The next morning Brent rode over to the Reinfelter farm. The farm-house
+interested him at the first view. It was a quaint old stone building,
+with four gables and a slated roof, from the projecting windows in which
+the mountain-line could be seen stretching away to the southwest and
+growing more and more indistinct until their faint outlines were lost on
+the far horizon. Ivy concealed more than half the gray stones from
+sight, and fragrant pink roses were blooming against the southern wall,
+while thick bushes of flowering jessamine grew on both sides of the
+front door.
+
+The visitor received a welcome which made him feel as if he had reached
+his own home. He had grown so weary of wandering aimlessly around the
+world, and had become so disgusted with conventional forms and
+ceremonies, that the peaceful home-like and simple, kindly manners of
+these unsophisticated people gave him an agreeable sense of rest and
+freedom from restraint.
+
+He allowed himself to be prevailed on to stay until late in the
+afternoon; and before his visit ended he circumspectly inquired whether
+they would receive him as a boarder. The promptness and pleasure with
+which both the farmer and his wife agreed to his proposal showed him
+that his fear of giving offence had been entirely groundless.
+
+When he returned to the inn, the professor informed him that on the
+succeeding day he was going on to the next county.
+
+"I shall stay in this neighborhood some time longer," said Brent.
+
+"So? What is the especial attraction? The young woman over there where
+the mountains stand?"
+
+"Perhaps; but my own motives are about the last things I should attempt
+to analyze."
+
+"Well, I expect to come back this way in three months, and, if I find
+you here and ready to depart, we can return to New York together."
+
+"Like nearly all other imaginable things, what you state is not
+impossible."
+
+Helfenstein went on his way the next morning, and Brent began his
+sojourn at the farm-house on the same day.
+
+The burdens of Rena Reinfelter's life immediately became very much more
+numerous. The Englishman found an unfailing satisfaction in bewildering
+and horrifying her, and tried systematically to find out whether there
+was really any limit to her patience and gentleness. He induced her to
+go with him to the mountains near at hand, and took every opportunity to
+place himself in positions where he was in imminent danger of falling
+some hundreds of feet and being dashed to pieces on the rocks. Her
+dearly-beloved cat was suddenly lost to sight, and when it reappeared,
+uttering meek appeals for sympathy and help, its personal adornments
+were as striking as they were varied. He proved to her conclusively that
+all cats are utterly incapable of affection, and that their characters
+are vicious and treacherous to the last degree. His favorite method,
+however, was to begin by asking her some trivial question and then
+involve her in a net-work of apparent self-contradictions, which filled
+her conscientious soul with anguish and dismay at her own
+untruthfulness. Sometimes he felt a little ashamed of these amusements,
+and determined to forego them; but the temptation was too great for his
+powers of resistance, and he soon began transgressing again.
+
+One morning Rena received a visit from her most intimate friend, Elsa
+Barndollar, who was only fifteen years old, but, having spent the
+preceding season at a city boarding-school, considered herself a grown
+woman with an unusually wide experience. Although passionately devoted
+to Rena, she was as fond of teasing her as Brent himself. Yet as soon as
+the latter began indulging himself with that diversion, she became
+highly indignant, and scornfully betook herself to the garden.
+
+When Rena had followed her thither, she gave vent to her wrath without
+restraint.
+
+"That's the most hateful man I ever saw!" she exclaimed.
+
+"Oh, no, Elsa!" said Rena deprecatingly.
+
+"Yes, he is. He's perfectly horrid! What does he mean by teasing you as
+if you were a little white kitten, or a green and yellow parrot, or some
+other ridiculous thing? I suppose he thinks country-people are all
+idiots. I never _did_ see the use of Englishmen, anyhow."
+
+"Oh, he only does it for fun. He's always polite to father and mother,
+and little Casper thinks he's the nicest man he ever saw."
+
+"Oh, yes! If he's good to your relations you don't care how he treats
+you. It's a shame, and he ought to be told so, too."
+
+Rena tried to pacify her young friend, but the attempt was not
+successful. The latter made her visit a very short one, and when she
+reached home her anger and jealousy found expression in very vigorous
+terms.
+
+Her brother visited the Reinfelters a short time afterward. His interest
+in the Englishman was evidently very strong, but if he shared his
+sister's feelings toward him they did not prevent his treating him with
+perfect courtesy.
+
+"Helfenstein is right," thought Brent, as the young farmer rode away.
+"He's as handsome a fellow as I ever saw. I wonder whether he's Sister
+Rena's lover so bold."
+
+But although Melchior Barndollar was far superior to the Reinfelters in
+culture and in knowledge of the world, he did not interest Brent as much
+as they did. The positiveness of their beliefs was a special source of
+wonder to him. From the father, who had no doubt about the existence of
+ghosts, to the little boy, who firmly believed in the reality of
+_Belsnickel_,--hides, horns, and all,--they were the most frankly
+credulous people he had ever known. But the superstition and
+anthropomorphism mingled with their faith did not make him think it
+less enviable. He would have been glad to believe anything as firmly as
+they did the traditions which had come down to them from their
+ancestors, unchallenged by doubt and unchanged by time.
+
+One evening, after Rena had, as usual, sat beside her little brother's
+bed until he was sound asleep, she joined her parents and Brent, who
+were sitting in the garden behind the house.
+
+The full moon was high above the mountains, and the whole landscape was
+almost as distinct as it had been before the sun went down. A
+whippoorwill's notes, mellowed by distance, resounded from the farthest
+part of the orchard, and a tinkling chorus arose from the leaves and
+blades of grass, where the myriads of nocturnal musicians were
+disporting themselves after the heat and glare of the day. But the
+sounds made by these performers were so regular and monotonous that they
+seemed merely a part of the calm summer night.
+
+Suddenly another sound came down from the lower part of the mountains.
+It began with a deep, long-drawn, hollow cry, between a howl and a moan,
+and then broke into a wild, piercing shriek.
+
+The farmer started to his feet, and stood gazing in the direction from
+which the cry had come.
+
+"It's only a stray dog howling," said Brent.
+
+Reinfelter turned toward his wife, and the moonlight showed that his
+face was white with terror.
+
+"_De warnoong!_" he said, in a low voice. "_D'r geishter-shray foon de
+bairga!_"
+
+The woman covered her face with her hands, and began trembling and
+sobbing. Rena put her arms around her mother's neck and tried to comfort
+her, as if _she_ had been the mother instead of the child.
+
+The sound broke out again, and this time it was louder and more distinct
+than before. As the melancholy echoes died away, Rena rose, and, taking
+her mother's hand in hers, led her toward the house.
+
+When they had gone, Brent said, "What do you think that sound is?"
+
+"It's the warning still," said Reinfelter. "It's the warning of death."
+
+"What is it made by?"
+
+"A ghost. It goes up there in the mount'ins an' calls, an' the one it
+calls is soon in the graveyard already. It's called the mother, or Rena,
+or me, this night."
+
+"Maybe I was the one it meant."
+
+"No; it only calls the Reinfelters still. It's been so ever since the
+Injun massacree, a long time ago."
+
+"Did that happen here?"
+
+"Yes. My great-grandfather an' his oldest son was up in the mount'ins,
+and his wife was a-comin' back from there by herself once. Just as she
+got where she could see her little children a-playin' in the yard, three
+Injuns jumped out o' the woods that was nigh to the house then, an' run
+into the yard an' killed the children right before her eyes. The men up
+there heard her scream, an' they run down, an' found her a-layin' there
+where she fell, an' they thought she was dead already. She come to
+herself ag'in, but after that she just sort o' pined away, an' in less
+than two months she died. It's her ghost that goes up there an' calls us
+still."
+
+"Did you ever hear the call before?"
+
+"No; I never heard it myself. But the night my little girl died, nine
+years ago, she rose up in bed once, an' she says, 'Who is that a-cryin'
+up there in the mount'ins?' We couldn't hear nothin' still, but we knew
+what _she_ had heard, an' after that we didn't have no more hope."
+
+Brent did not think of the banshee as a positive reality, but he would
+not have denied that its existence was possible, and he felt that it
+would be useless for him to try to shake the farmer's faith in the
+tradition which had such a strong hold on his mind.
+
+After a brief silence, he said he would take a short walk before going
+to bed. Leaving the garden, he strolled toward the mountains, which rose
+like a vast wall above the foot-hills at their base.
+
+As he drew near the rising ground which marked the verge of the valley,
+the strange sound once more fell on his ear, and he walked in the
+direction from which it came. Passing through a grove of chestnut-trees,
+he reached an elevated open space, where the moonlight shone on the
+almost level surface of large gray rocks. Near the middle of this clear
+space he saw a black, shaggy object moving slowly about, with its
+lowered head turned away from him. He stepped forward to get a closer
+view of this creature, and as he did so it turned its head and looked at
+him. The next instant it bounded away and disappeared among the nearest
+trees.
+
+"Just as I thought," said Brent to himself. "It _was_ a dog, and a
+villanous-looking cur, too. Exactly the sort of brute to howl and shriek
+at the moon on a night like this."
+
+But, as he sauntered back to the house, various doubts entered his mind.
+He reflected that he had seen the animal only for an instant, by
+moonlight and at some distance, and that he could not be sure it was
+really a dog. Neither could he be confident it had uttered the
+mysterious cry, for while it was within his sight it had made no sound
+of any kind. "Perhaps it went up there for the same reason I did,--to
+find out what was going on," he thought.
+
+As usual, he ended by informing himself that he was under no
+responsibility to settle the question, and that, as far as he was
+concerned, it would probably remain unsettled.
+
+The next morning he found the farmer and his wife very much depressed,
+but he had no hope of being able to convince them that they had heard
+nothing supernatural, and thought it best to avoid the subject. He
+passed the day in calling on some of the neighbors who had asked him to
+visit them, and returned to the farm-house just before nightfall.
+
+He found Rena standing at the door, and, while talking to her, he
+mentioned his moonlight walk.
+
+"I saw what I took to be a stray dog up there," he said. "Perhaps it
+made the sound we heard."
+
+"Was it a black dog, with rough, curly hair?" asked Rena.
+
+"I think it was; but I couldn't see it very well. Do you know whose it
+is?"
+
+"No; but this morning when I came out of the dairy a dog that looked
+like that was standing in the path, a little way off, and I was thinking
+it might have been the same one."
+
+As she looked away again, Brent said, "I didn't tell your father and
+mother about the dog I saw, because I thought it would be well for them
+to forget the whole matter as soon as possible."
+
+"Thank you," said Rena, turning her face and looking at him gratefully.
+
+He had lost the desire to tease her, and treated her as he had never
+done before. Thinking of this, not long afterward, he wondered whether a
+presentiment of what was coming had caused the change, or whether it
+merely arose from a consciousness of the gloom which had already settled
+on the household.
+
+During his call on the Barndollars that morning, he had partly overcome
+Elsa's unfavorable impression of him by treating her, to some extent,
+"like a grown-up woman" and showing by his manner that he was not
+unconscious of the handsome young brunette's personal attractions. On
+her next visit, a little more than two weeks later, she noticed that he
+had entirely given up the objectionable teasings; and this removed the
+last obstacle in the way of her considering him extremely "nice." She
+had mentally admitted, even at the first view, that he possessed the
+degree of good looks and stylishness rigorously exacted from the male
+sex by the canons of boarding school taste, and she now candidly
+acknowledged to herself that his being an Englishman was, strictly
+speaking, not his own fault.
+
+When she was ready to go, she made her adieux with an agreeable sense of
+having been both entertaining and instructive. She forgot to take leave
+of her friend the aged and decrepit mastiff, which was sitting just
+inside the hall; but he called attention to his presence by three raps
+of his tail on the floor. Elsa laughed, and went through the form of
+shaking his huge paw,--an attention which he acknowledged by a prolonged
+caudal tattoo.
+
+"Oh, Rena!" said Elsa, stopping on the topmost step, "I forgot to tell
+you what happened to our Scotch shepherd-dog, Macbeth. You know Melker
+and I made friends with him the first day, but we were the only ones
+he'd be intimate with. Well, about two weeks ago an ugly old black dog
+came prowling around the house, and when Mac went up to it it bit him
+and then ran away to the mountains. Soon after that, we heard that a
+black dog with the hydrophobia had been killed up there, and Derrick and
+Jake said they believed it was the same one. Melker was in Philadelphia,
+and before he came home Mac went mad. Derrick shot at him out of the
+barn, and scared him so much that he ran off down the road, and we
+haven't heard anything about him since."
+
+Rena was bending over one of the jessamine-bushes, and seemed to be
+absorbed in removing some dead leaves.
+
+"Did your dog come this way, Elsa?" asked Mrs. Reinfelter nervously.
+
+"No, indeed," replied Elsa. "He ran up the road to the village. Good-by,
+Kuno. I won't forget you again."
+
+Brent followed her down the steps to assist her in mounting, but she
+sprang into the saddle without waiting for his help, and rode away at a
+brisk canter.
+
+The farmer and his wife conferred together anxiously about the two mad
+dogs, while their little son stood near them, listening intently to all
+they said. Unnoticed by them, Rena walked across the yard and passed
+around the corner of the house in the direction of the garden.
+
+Something in her manner caught Brent's attention, and in a little while
+he followed her. He found her sitting in the garden; and, though she
+tried to keep her face turned away from him, its death like pallor did
+not escape his sight. He sat down at her side and asked her to tell him
+what had happened. The sympathy in his voice went straight to her heart
+and won her whole confidence.
+
+"The warning was for me," she answered, "I'm not afraid to die; but
+father and mother and my little brother--"
+
+She did not sob or make any sound, but great tears welled from her eyes,
+and she was unable to go on.
+
+When she could speak again, she told him that on the day after the
+warning, when she found a black, shaggy-haired dog standing near the
+dairy door, she put out her hand, intending to stroke its head, but it
+caught her hand with its teeth, and left a wound from which the blood
+fell in large drops. The dog ran away in the direction of the Barndollar
+farm, and she bound up her hand and managed to keep the wound from being
+noticed while it was healing, for she was anxious to avoid increasing
+the anxiety her parents already felt. Only a slight scar now remained;
+but Elsa's account of the mad dogs left no doubt in her mind that she
+was in imminent danger of a frightful death.
+
+Brent had once witnessed a sight which rose before his eyes many times
+afterward and would not be blotted from his memory. It all came back to
+him now once more,--the agonized, horribly glaring eyes, the clinched
+hands and quivering throat, and the convulsive sobbing and gasping which
+would not cease tearing the wasted frame until death should bring the
+only possible help. It made him sick at heart to think that the gentle
+unselfish girl who was even then forgetting herself in her care for
+others would be seized by those paroxysms of frightful madness.
+
+He knew that many people who are bitten by mad dogs escape hydrophobia
+entirely, but he could not doubt that when the teeth have entered the
+bare flesh, and strong remedies are not instantly applied, there is very
+little ground for hope.
+
+"Was your hand entirely uncovered?" he asked.
+
+"Yes; I never wear gloves."
+
+With a desperate impulse to do something, he said, "I'll go to
+Philadelphia and bring a physician. We can be here to-morrow."
+
+"I'm afraid it's too late for that now," said Rena. "It would only
+frighten father and mother. I want to keep them from knowing it as long
+as I can."
+
+"I won't bring anybody back with me if you are unwilling; but I must go
+and find out what I can do to help you."
+
+"Do you think anything can be done to keep me from hurting anybody
+else?"
+
+"I'm sure of that. I'll find out the best way to do it."
+
+"Oh, thank you. You're so good to me!"
+
+The earnestness of her gratitude made him think with sorrow and shame of
+the time when his chief pleasure had been to make her unhappy. He could
+hardly believe he had really been as selfish and heartless as he
+appeared in the picture rising before him now out of the unchangeable
+past. His dormant human interest was awakening, and his soul was
+beginning to resist the tyranny of his mind.
+
+He was so impatient to begin his journey that he proposed setting off
+immediately and riding to the nearest railroad-station. But Rena was
+afraid this would alarm her parents: so he agreed to wait until the next
+morning and take the stage in the village.
+
+That night Rena stayed longer than usual in the room with her little
+brother after he had sunk into peaceful slumber in the midst of his
+small confidences and grave interrogations.
+
+Soon after she came down, her mother said, "Rena, sing us one of the
+nice German songs Mr. Brent learned you once. Sing the one about the
+lady that set up on the high rock an' combed her hair with a golden
+comb. What did they call her still? 'De Lower Liar'?"
+
+As Rena turned toward Brent and the lamplight fell on her face, he was
+sure that if she tried to sing her voice would tell what she was trying
+to keep unknown.
+
+"I don't think 'Die Lorelei' is a very lively song, Mrs. Reinfelter,"
+said he. "Maybe I can find some prettier ones in Philadelphia to-morrow,
+if I have time. I must be sure to bring Casper something. What do you
+think he would like best?"
+
+This question introduced a topic which banished all others; and when
+Brent looked at Rena again he saw he had come to the rescue in good
+time. He was glad to think he could at least do this, and he determined
+to be on the watch for such opportunities.
+
+The result of his consultations the next day gave him very little ground
+for hope. All he could depend on doing was to save Rena from suffering
+and prevent what she feared most by making her insensible as soon as the
+madness showed signs of taking an active form.
+
+When he had gotten what was needed for this purpose and had been fully
+advised as to his course of action, he went back with a heavy heart to
+the farm among the mountains.
+
+At the first opportunity he repeated to Rena all he had learned in the
+city, and told her what he proposed doing. The prospect that was so
+dispiriting to him removed her greatest care; but her eager thanks
+humiliated him as he felt his utter helplessness in the hands of fate. A
+sudden fear that she might hurt him before he could make her unconscious
+brought back her anxiety; but he reassured her by promising to be
+constantly on his guard and take every possible means to insure his own
+safety.
+
+Watching her closely as the days went by, he saw the full extent of her
+calm and steadfast courage. She made no effort to hide from him her
+grief at the prospect of separation from those she loved so dearly; but
+of anguish or terror on her own account there was never any sign. He did
+not doubt that this came from her perfect faith and trust in a higher
+power, and, though he could not share her feeling, it comforted him to
+know that she had such a strong support as she drew near to death.
+
+Near the close of the fifth day after his return he and Rena were
+standing together at the gate in front of the house. Deep shadows were
+advancing up the sides of the mountains, but their summits were still
+bright with the evening glow. Both of them watched the narrowing line
+of light without speaking. Their minds were full of the same thoughts,
+and there was a sympathetic communion between them which did not need to
+be expressed in words.
+
+Hearing footsteps on the road, they looked around, and saw Melchior
+Barndollar coming toward them. A large and very handsome dog of the
+Scotch shepherd breed was running along before him, and when he stopped
+at the gate it came back and stood near him, with its intelligent brown
+eyes fixed on his face.
+
+"You have got another collie, I see," said Brent.
+
+"No; this is the only one I've ever owned," replied Barndollar.
+
+He had been surprised at the Englishman's remark, and he was entirely
+unable to account for the effect of his answer on both the others. They
+turned quickly toward each other with a look of eager interest, mingled
+with something else which he could not understand.
+
+"I thought your collie went mad," said Brent.
+
+"Oh, you heard that report, then?"
+
+"Yes. The last time your sister was here she mentioned it. Was there
+nothing in it?"
+
+"It wasn't even founded on an apparent fact," said the young farmer,
+smiling and looking down at the dog, which immediately began wagging its
+tail so forcibly that at least one-third of its body partook of the
+motion. "The men on my mother's farm have regaled themselves so often
+with stories about mad dogs that they have become their pet horror. When
+I came home I found that their fire from behind intrenchments had driven
+poor Mac off the place; though if he had been better acquainted with
+their marksmanship he would probably have gone to sleep while they were
+shooting at him. I went out to hunt for him, and found him at a house
+near the village, as free from hydrophobia as I am. To make sure, I
+traced the dog that bit him back to its owner's hut in the mountains,
+and found it there, sneaking around the lot and looking as vicious and
+mean-spirited as ever. Its master said the dog that was shot came from
+the other side of the mountains, and was worth a dozen such curs as
+his."
+
+Rena stepped into the road and began stroking the dog's head and neck.
+As she did so, her father came out of the house, and, seeing Barndollar
+at the gate, he came down to speak to him.
+
+While the two farmers were talking, Brent walked away to a grove of oaks
+near the road and a short distance below the gate. Standing among the
+trees as the twilight came on, he thought over the episode which had
+just come to a close, and wondered at its effect on him. Instead of
+pondering over the uncertainties of the case until it lost all reality
+to him, he had been too much concerned to think of probabilities at all.
+Sensibility had overcome his agnosticism, and he had forgotten that it
+was possible to doubt. He knew he had not acted philosophically; but he
+felt that philosophy, compared with sympathy and self-forgetfulness, is
+of very slight account.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Professor Helfenstein returned to the little Pennsylvania village at the
+time he had indicated, which was about the middle of October. The
+innkeeper told him his friend had not yet left the farm-house, and the
+next morning he set out on foot to visit him there.
+
+The mountain-woods, all arrayed in their autumn foliage, were glowing
+with rich, warm color. Silvery cloud-banks heightened the deep blue of
+the sky, and their slowly-floating shadows intensified the brightness of
+the sunlight. "_Ueberall Sonnenschein!_" said the nature-loving German.
+"_Ach, 's ist ein wunderschoenes Land!_"
+
+Brent saw him enter the yard, and came to the door to meet him. The
+family had dispersed soon after breakfast, and, as there was no one in
+the house for him to see, Helfenstein declined going in, but stood on
+the door-step, describing his journeyings in the West.
+
+"Well," said he at last, "are you ready to start with me for New York
+to-morrow morning, and for Liverpool next Monday?"
+
+"My starting for any place out of sight of these mountains," answered
+Brent, "depends chiefly on the views of a certain young woman. At
+present the indications are that no such pilgrimage will ever begin."
+
+"_Alle Wetter!_ Are you married?"
+
+"No; but I expect to be in two weeks."
+
+"Is it the maiden who dwells in this house?"
+
+"The very same."
+
+For a few moments the professor gazed in silence at the prospective
+bride-groom. Besides feeling a personal interest in the case, he
+considered it a good subject for psychic investigation.
+
+"My good friend," he said, with judicial calmness, "why do you wish to
+espouse Miss Reinfelter?"
+
+Brent knew this question was not meant to be offensive, but was
+propounded in a spirit of critical analysis. He was about to answer it
+with a pretence of deep gravity, when Casper came around the corner of
+the house and asked him where "Sister Rena" was.
+
+"She has gone to the village," replied Brent.
+
+As the boy turned away, his disappointment was so evident that Brent
+said, "Do you want her to do anything for you, Casper?"
+
+"No, sir," said Casper dejectedly. "I just _want_ her."
+
+Brent smiled, and turned to the professor again.
+
+"I couldn't find a better answer to your question if I thought for a
+week," he said. "I just _want_ her."
+
+ W. W. CRANE.
+
+
+
+
+MUSTER-DAY IN NEW ENGLAND.
+
+
+Arms and the men we sing,--not those panoplied and helmeted according to
+Virgil, nor those of our own day, armed with repeating rifles and
+drum-majored into popular favor, but rather the heroes of the flint-lock
+and the priming-wire in the New England of two or three generations ago,
+the sturdy train-bands that have left scarce one John Gilpin to tell the
+tale of their valor.
+
+"Train-bands are the trustiest and most proper strength of a free
+people," wrote Milton, and the colonists of Massachusetts Bay were of a
+like opinion, from Miles Standish down to the humbler men of prowess. By
+the law of 1666, all males in the colony were required to attend
+"military exercises and service." Companies were exercised six days
+yearly, prayer being offered by the captain at the beginning and at the
+end of every "training." A regimental training was ordered once in three
+years. Every company of foot was composed two-thirds of "musketeers" and
+one-third of "pikemen," the pike of Connecticut being two feet shorter
+than the rod-pike of England. Some of the lighter muskets were fired
+with a simple match, but the greater number were supported by "rests,"
+forked at the top and stuck into the ground. They were fired by
+"match-locks," the "cock" being that part which held the burning match
+aloft before it was applied to the powder in the pan. Hence "to go off
+half cocked" originally meant that the burning fuse dropped into the
+powder pan before it was wanted. Single charges of powder were carried
+by the musketeers in wooden, tin, or copper boxes, and twelve of these
+boxes, fitted to a belt and slung over the left shoulder, made the
+"bandolier," which jingled like a band of sleigh-bells if the boxes were
+metallic. The belt also secured the "primer with priming-powder," the
+"bullet-bag," the "priming-wire," and the "match-cord." The soldier
+being thus a slave to his weapon, we are not surprised to note that his
+manual of arms was the following, from Elton's "Postures of the Musket:"
+
+ Stand to your arms.
+ Take up your bandoliers.
+ Put on your bandoliers.
+ Take up your match.
+ Take up your rest.
+ Put the string of your rest about
+ your left wrist.
+ Take up your musket.
+ Rest your musket.
+ Poise your musket.
+ Shoulder your musket.
+ Unshoulder your musket and poise.
+ Join your rest to the outside of your musket.
+ Open your pan.
+ Clear your pan.
+ Prime your pan.
+ Shut your pan.
+ Cast off your loose corns.
+ Blow off your loose corns, and bring
+ about your musket to the left side.
+ Trail your rest.
+ Balance your musket in your left hand.
+ Find out your charge.
+ Open your charge.
+ Charge with powder.
+ Draw forth your scouring-stick.
+ Turn and shorten him to an inch.
+ Charge with bullet.
+ Put your scouring-stick into your musket.
+ Ram home your charge.
+ Withdraw your scouring-stick.
+ Turn and shorten him to a handful.
+ Return your scouring-stick.
+ Bring forward your musket and rest.
+ Poise your musket and recover your rest.
+ Join your rest to the outside of your musket.
+ Draw forth your match.
+ Blow your coal.
+ Cock your match.
+ Guard your pan.
+ Blow the ashes from your coal.
+ Open your pan.
+ Present upon your rest.
+ Give fire breast-high.
+ Dismount your musket, joining the rest to the outside of your musket.
+ Uncock and return your match.
+ Clear your pan.
+ Poise your musket.
+ Rest your musket.
+ Take your musket off the rest and set
+ the butt end to the ground.
+ Lay down your musket.
+ Lay down your match.
+ Take your rest into your right hand,
+ clearing the string from your left wrist.
+ Lay down your rest.
+ Take off your bandoliers.
+ Lay down your bandoliers.
+ Here endeth the postures of the musket.
+
+The "Postures of the Pike" gave these orders: "Handle, raise, charge,
+order, advance, shoulder, port, comport, check, trail, and lay
+down,"--the words "your pikes" being given with every order.
+
+Elton's "Instructions to a Company of Horsemen" were as follows:
+
+ Horse,--_i.e._, mount your horse.
+ Uncap your pistol-case.
+ Draw your pistol.
+ Order your pistol.
+ Span your pistol.
+ Prime your pistol.
+ Shut your pan.
+ Cast your pistol.
+ Gage your flasque.
+ Lode your pistol.
+ Draw your rammer.
+ Lode with bullet and ram home.
+ Return your rammer.
+ Pull down the cock.
+ Recover your pistol.
+ Present and give fire.
+ Return your pistol.
+
+Our fathers might have gone on in this lumbering way for many years if
+they had seen nothing worth imitating in the red men. The Indians of
+King Philip's War brought out their "snap-hances," or flint-locks, and
+the colonists were not slow to see the improvement. Experimentally at
+first, and afterward by a law of Massachusetts, the old pikes and heavy
+match-lock rifles were replaced with lighter muskets bearing the flint.
+The soldier ceased to be a slave to his weapon. Tactics were
+revolutionized; and the newly-developed military spirit was met by "The
+Complete Soldier," compiled from Elton, Bariff, and other authorities,
+and published by Nicholas Boone, of Boston, in 1701. This, the first
+military book in the British colonies, directed the soldiers to appear
+"with their hair, or periwigs, tied up in bags, and their hats briskly
+cocked." We hear also for the first time of the "powder-horn" and the
+"cartouch-box." The "bagnets" that are mentioned were of little use
+against the Indians, and they were scarcely known in America until the
+wars with France. But with the appearance of the bayonet came also the
+revival of the fife, which had been discarded in England in the time of
+Shakespeare. The military experiences gained in the French wars were of
+immense benefit when the Continentals and the volunteers formed
+themselves in line for the American Revolution. And yet the _esprit de
+corps_ was contemptible; for every movement contemplated and every order
+given by a superior officer had to be discussed, approved, or
+disapproved by the inferior officers and by the humblest privates. It
+was years before the army ceased to be a great debating-society with a
+sharp rivalry as to which regiment should have the handsomest silk
+banner. But Steuben--the great drill-master--brought order out of the
+turmoil with his "Regulations for the Discipline of the Troops of the
+United States," although the evolutions in the field did not go much
+beyond the old-time marching that clings to the Hartford Phalanx of
+to-day. An Englishman who lived in Massachusetts during the Revolution
+had this to say: "The females are fond of dress and love to rule. The
+men are fond of the military art. But in Connecticut the men are less
+so, while the women stay at home and spin."
+
+The Revolution being over, the several States of the new republic
+enacted military laws of their own. In New York every able-bodied male
+between eighteen and forty-five was required to meet with his company
+four times in each year "for training and discipline,"--once by brigade,
+once by regiment, and twice by company,--for such length of time as the
+governor might direct. Similar laws were in force in the New-England
+States, and upon them was based the United States law of 1792 which
+sought to establish a uniform militia throughout the country. The
+attempt was a failure, because the President is commander-in-chief of
+the militia only when it is in the actual service of the United States.
+The several States, therefore, kept up their ununiformed militia until
+it became a laughing-stock,--an army with broom-sticks, to evade serving
+in which but fifty cents a year was required,--and then the present
+uniformed militia arose from the ruins. Our present inquiry concerns the
+militia of New England during the fifty years from 1790 to 1840. In
+those days the "military duty" consisted of two "company trainings" of
+half a day each in May and October, and one "general training" or
+"regimental muster" of one day in October. While no uniforms were
+required at the trainings, except to distinguish the officers, yet there
+were usually enough public-spirited people in every town to furnish
+uniforms to the crack company. The other company, the tatterdemalions of
+the town, was called "the flood-wood." The regiment consisted of one
+company each of artillery, grenadiers, light infantry, and riflemen from
+adjoining towns,--the cavalry being recruited wherever a farm-house
+could be found which was able to stand the shock of war. Then came the
+flood-wood companies, outnumbering the uniformed companies almost two to
+one.
+
+The cavalry--it was before the days of Hackett and Poinsett and
+McClellan saddles and Solingen sabres--appeared to treasure up the
+memory of "Light-Horse Harry Lee" and Major Winston of the Legionary
+Cavalry that helped Mad Anthony Wayne against the Indians of the West.
+They had not heard of the valor of the elder Hampton or the daring rides
+of Major Davies, of Kentucky. "Tone's Tactics" was unknown to them. And
+yet they were admired in their black suits faced and corded with red
+(the militia repudiated the colors of the regular army), and they were a
+terror with their cutlasses and holsters for the brace of huge
+horse-pistols that they were required to carry. The uniform of the
+artillery and grenadiers differed little from that of the cavalry. The
+latter were topped off with helmets of red leather. Upon the hats of the
+flood-wood, tin or sheet-iron plates showed the name of the
+company,--the L. I. standing for "Light Infantry,"--just as you know the
+porter of your hotel by his badge. The riflemen wore gray spencers and
+gray pantaloons. Their hats were stiff black beavers, for the comfort of
+a soft felt hat had not yet been discovered. Most gorgeous of all were
+the men of the infantry, in their white pantaloons and blue coats, the
+latter covered by cross-belts of white, to which priming-wires, brushes,
+and extra flints were chained. A cap of black leather, sprung outward at
+the top, carried a black feather tipped with red. The musicians, when
+there were any, followed the uniform of the company which they attended,
+with some slight differences, like turned-over plates and tasselled
+ends, to show that they were non-combatants. Altogether, as one looked
+at the "fuss and feathers," the broad lapels, and the bob-tailed coats,
+he might well recall Thoreau's description of the manner in which the
+salt cod are spread out on the fish-flakes to dry: "They were everywhere
+lying on their backs, their collar-bones standing out like the lapels of
+a man-o'-war-man's jacket.... If you should wrap a large salt fish
+around a small boy, he would have a coat of such fashion as I have seen
+many a one wear at muster." Or, if we wish to go back still further, we
+might exclaim, with Falstaff, "You would think that I had a hundred and
+fifty tattered prodigals, lately come from swine-keeping, from eating
+draff and husks.... No eye hath seen such scarecrows."
+
+We are at the training "in the fall of the year,"--a far more important
+occasion than that in the spring, because the annual "muster" is only a
+week or ten days ahead. It is a private show. The uniformed infantry and
+the flood-wood have met at Walton Centre, but they, and all the
+spectators too, are from "our town," with its various outlying
+settlements. Let the other towns boast, let Stormont show her
+grenadiers, Leicester her riflemen, and Acton her artillery, but when
+"muster-day" comes look out for Walton and her infantry. The law
+requires every soldier to have a musket or rifle,--flint-lock of
+course,--a bayonet, a priming-wire and brush, a knapsack, a
+cartridge-box, and two spare flints. The lack of any one of these may
+lead to a fine. The regular order of the manual is, open pan, tear
+cartridge, prime, shut pan, ram down cartridge, ready, aim, fire. But
+cartridges are not often to be had, and flasks must be used, with a
+pause in the manual to allow the measuring of a charge. The lack of
+cartridges leads also to the carrying of powder in bulk in the
+pantaloons pocket, so that the soldier may move quickly when the order
+is given to "load and fire as fast as possible." Still more quick in his
+movements will the soldier be when, led on by the excitement of the
+hour, he becomes careless of his pocket-magazine and allows it to
+explode, with a great wreckage of hair, whiskers, and eyebrows, though
+no one was ever known to lose his life thereby.
+
+But the "evolutions" of the fall training-day make up its greatest
+worth. It is not enough that squads of "our company" advance, fire, and
+fall back, the drummer drumming his loudest all the while. It is mere
+boy's play to march in single and double files or in platoons. We are to
+meet the companies from the other towns at the muster, and they must be
+forced to admit our superiority in spite of themselves, or else our town
+will not come out ahead. Now, if there is any one manoeuvre on which
+the Walton infantry prides itself, the "lock-step and sit-down" is that
+one. The company is marched about in single file until a circle is
+formed, care being taken that the captain shall be in the inside and the
+musicians on the outside. Gradually drawing toward the centre, the
+circle contracts to slow music, until the whole company is in lock-step,
+like a gang of convicts. At the word of command, each man seats himself
+in the lap of the man behind him, and the whole company is in the
+attitude of frogs as they are ready to leap. The captain, raised aloft
+in the middle by some convenient mackerel-keg, draws his sword, and the
+tableau lasts while the music sounds the "three cheers."
+
+Another "evolution," such as Darwin never dreamed of, is begun by facing
+the company to the front in a single rank. The left hand of each man
+resting on his next neighbor's right shoulder, space is taken until all
+the men are an arm's length apart. At a given signal they all face to
+the right. The captain, "with drawn sword," followed by the music, the
+drum beating vigorously, runs at double-quick time in and out of the
+spaces, like a very undignified performance of the Virginia Reel. As
+each man is passed, he joins the rapidly-increasing file, until the
+whole line expends its snake-like activity and marches off in "common
+time" on a straight course, like this:
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Both of these "evolutions" are calculated to inspire the enemy with
+terror, but the latter especially so. On beholding it, the enemy cannot
+help giving applause, and in applauding he must necessarily drop his
+arms. The Walton Light Infantry, equal to any emergency, may now show
+their superior discipline by capturing the enemy before he can recover
+from his surprise and admiration. Even the very boys on a training-day
+seek to terrorize the enemy with broom-sticks and tin pans, until they
+become a nuisance to the older folk and are sent off to some field to
+play base-ball after the old method, the "Massachusetts game," which
+allows the "plunking" of a batter when he is not on his base. But the
+boys will claim their share of the extra cards of gingerbread that have
+been laid in at the stores, and they will be on hand to see the
+half-day's sport of training-day end before early tea-time with the
+flashing of powder and the departure of the "sojers" for their homes.
+
+A very different affair is the "muster-day" of the early fall, before
+the cold days and nights have come to stay. The several adjoining towns,
+that furnish each its own company or its quota of cavalry, take care of
+the "regiment," by rotation, at such a time as this. No matter how
+centrally located the town may be, the grenadiers must come a long way
+over the hills from Stormont, and the riflemen must leave Acton soon
+after midnight in order to obey the signal of the seven-o'clock gun,
+which demands the presence of every company on the "parade-ground:" it
+goes by the name of "the common" every other day in the year. The night
+marches or rides are orderly, the more so in anticipation of what is to
+follow. The sun rises upon a gala-day for the men and youth: the boys
+had their time at the training. Now the crowd is greater, and there is
+no room for the boys, except those who live in the town where the muster
+is held. The field, at a respectful distance from the regimental
+line, is covered with auctioneers' stands, peddlers' wagons,
+refreshment-booths of rough boards, and planked platforms for dancing to
+the music of the violin. It is the picture of a college town on
+"commencement-day," magnified to ten times the proportions. As you
+stand,--no seats are allowed,--you can partake of sweet cider, lemonade,
+apples, gingerbread, and pies and buns of all kinds. If you call for it,
+you can have New-England rum, or its more popular substitute,
+"black-strap," one-half rum and the other half molasses. Awaiting the
+inspection, soldiers on leave of absence mingle with the commoners,
+partake of the refreshments, including the black-strap, and nod their
+plumes or rattle their swords while they dance the "double shuffle" or
+"cut a double pigeon-wing" on the platforms, to the great wonder of the
+crowd.
+
+When the regiment gathers itself together it is a sight to behold. There
+are perhaps five hundred men, all told, in two ranks. A part of them
+rejoice in gayly-colored uniforms, but the majority are "the
+flood-wood," dressed in sheep's gray and blue jeans and armed with
+rifles, muskets, and fowling-pieces of every pattern. This motley band
+"toe the mark,"--a small trench that has been cut in the turf to save
+their reputation for alignment. Then they break into platoons, and are
+inspected, man by man, by the adjutant and his aides. The inspection
+being over about eleven o'clock, the colonel appears, all glorious in
+brass buttons, epaulets as large as tin plates, and a cocked hat of
+great proportions. Once more the regiment forms in double ranks, with
+presented arms. The colonel and his "staff" ride slowly down the line,
+turn back, and take their stand for review. The music, just as it came
+from every town contributing to the regiment, has been "pooled" and
+placed in the charge of a leader. It is a strange medley of snare-,
+kettle-, and bass drums, of fifes, clarionets, and piccolos, with an
+occasional "Kent bugle"--the predecessor of the cornet--or some other
+instrument of brass. It is poor music at the best, and it cannot go far
+beyond marking time for the marching. But is it not better than the
+simple drum and fife of a common training-day? The "full brass band," we
+must recollect, is too expensive a luxury except for the most
+extraordinary occasions, and even then we run the risk of hearing
+"Highland Mary" repeated all day long, so scant is the _repertoire_. The
+regiment, headed by the cavalry and the music, passes the colonel and
+his staff. The music wheels out of the line, gives "three cheers," and
+remains at the colonel's side till the regiment has returned to its
+place. A hollow square is formed, in imitation of the great Napoleon at
+Waterloo, and the colonel addresses his "brother-officers and
+fellow-soldiers" in a few fitting words, and retires from the field.
+
+And now comes dinner,--a most important feature of muster-day. No one
+has had a bite since his breakfast at home by candle-light,--unless he
+has patronized the refreshment-booths. Even then he will not allow his
+appetite for the noonday meal to become impaired. By previous
+arrangement, each company dines by itself, or it joins forces with some
+friendly company and hires the services of a caterer. The hotel of the
+village cannot begin to accommodate the public, whether martial or
+civilian, and temporary sheds cover long lines of tables on which the
+feast is spread. It is a jolly company, and the scrambling for the
+viands and the vintages, if there are any, is done in a good-natured
+way. As the repast draws to a close and dessert is in order, the caterer
+appears at the end of one of the tables in shirt-sleeves that are more
+than wet with perspiration. Under his arm he holds a pile of plateless
+pies, just as the newsboy on the train secures a pile of magazines. The
+caterer marches down the length of the table with the half-inquiring,
+half-defiant announcement, "Pies, gentlemen! pies, gentlemen!" At every
+step he reaches for a pie, gives it a dexterous twirl between his thumb
+and finger, and sends it spinning to the recipient with a skill and
+accuracy of aim which would have done credit to the disk-thrower of the
+ancient Romans.
+
+The "noon gun," fired after dinner, calls the regiment back to the
+parade-ground. The real work of the day is over; and now come
+recreation and amusement. The remarkable "evolutions" of the several
+companies are shown, each town striving to outdo the others. Of course
+the Walton Light Infantry will excel all the rest; but it may be no easy
+matter to make every one think as we do. The newest evolution--that of
+the snake on training-day--certainly "brings down the house," even if it
+fails to carry an admission of its superiority. When this friendly
+rivalry is over, the sham fight proceeds. A rough structure of boards
+and boughs has been prepared to represent a fort, and one of the
+companies is imprisoned therein, with little air or light, and with no
+means of defence except to discharge their guns upward. The advancing
+regiment fires by platoons, which wheel outward and retire to the rear
+to load. The artillery fires blank charges from a neighboring hill. The
+sweltering soldiers within the fort are only too glad to capitulate and
+let some other company take their place; the new company, in turn, to
+capitulate and march out with the honors of war. Meanwhile, the
+cavalry--whose horses are more used to the plough than to the din of
+battle--has retired to a distance, and indulges in a sham fight on its
+own account. And yet, in spite of all this preparation and in spite of
+the pains that have been taken to show the fancy movements of the
+soldiers, you will seldom see a company that is really well drilled in
+the most simple movements; for drill-masters are unknown.
+
+The sham fight goes on till toward sunset, when the regiment is
+dismissed at the signal of the evening gun. And now comes the hurry to
+reach home. Such reckless driving, such wild racing over the hills and
+along the rough roads and ledges, and such a desire to "take off
+somebody's wheel," you never saw, unless you have been to a muster-day
+before. This is a part of the fun; and if you do not take it as the
+correct thing, and enjoy it too, you might as well have stayed away from
+the muster altogether.
+
+ FREDERIC G. MATHER.
+
+
+
+
+THE STORY OF A STORY.
+
+
+I.
+
+THE HEROINE.
+
+A horse-car, for all it is so common a sight, is not without its
+picturesque side. To stand on a long bridge at night, while the lights
+twinkle in the perspective, and watch one of these animated servants,
+with its colored globular eye, come scrambling toward you, is to see a
+clumsy, good-natured Caliban of this mechanical age. One of these days,
+when the horse-car is superseded by some electric skipping wicker-basket
+or what not, the Austin Dobson of the time will doubtless expend his
+light sympathy of verse on the pathetic old abandoned conveyance.
+
+Such picturesqueness, however, is rather for one who seeks, than a view
+which thrusts itself upon the merely casual observer. At any rate,
+another Austin,--Austin Buckingham,--who was engaged one winter evening
+at the end of a long bridge in idealizing horse-cars, hit upon this way
+of looking at the one he was waiting for, out of sheer desperation of
+intellect. He was a young _litterateur_ who was out of work. He was not,
+like other workmen in similar straits, going from one shop to another
+looking for a job. Not at all. He recognized the situation. He had only
+to write a clever story and he could quickly dispose of it. He had
+written a good many stories in his short day. Now he wished to write
+another. The pity of it was that he had no story to tell,--absolutely
+nothing. He had been through his note-books, but they gave him no help;
+he had kept his ears open for some suggestive little incident, but the
+whole world seemed suddenly given over to the dreariest commonplace. He
+had walked out this evening, slowly revolving in his mind the various
+odds and ends which came upon demand of his rag-picking memory, and yet
+nothing of value had turned up. He was tired, and determined to take a
+horse-car for the rest of the way.
+
+It was while he stood watching for the one which took him nearest to his
+door, that he made the slight reflection with which this story opens.
+"Could I make a horse-car the hero of my story?" he asked himself, with
+a petulant tone, as he thought how dismally dull he was. The jingling
+car came up, and he jumped upon the rear platform, wedged his way
+through the men and boys who crowded the steps and platform, and so
+pushed into the interior. He found half a dozen men in various attitudes
+of neglect, but all hanging abjectly by the loops which a considerate
+company had provided for its patrons. For his part, he preferred to
+brace himself against the forward door, which gave him a position where
+he could watch his fellow-prisoners.
+
+His eye fell at once on a girl for whom he always looked. He did not
+know her name, but, as the saying goes, he knew her face very well. She
+lived on the same street where he had his lodging, so that when they met
+in a horse-car they always got out together. From the regularity with
+which she came out in a certain car, Buckingham had sagely concluded
+that she was one of the multitude of girls who earned their living, for
+whom as a class he had great respect, though he did not happen to know
+any single member. He liked to look at her. She was shy and discreet in
+bearing; she usually entertained herself with a book, which permitted
+him larger liberty of eye; and she dressed with a neatness which had an
+individuality: she evidently expressed herself in her clothes. That is
+not all. She was undeniably pretty.
+
+Now, our young friend had seen her in his horse-car a great many times,
+but never under the conditions which existed at this time. People rarely
+exclaim to themselves except in novels, but Buckingham did deliberately
+shout to himself, "Why, this--this is my heroine! I have only to find a
+hero and a plot. I know this girl very well. I am sure I can make a
+story about her. Give me a hero, give me a plot, and there is my story!"
+
+
+II.
+
+MISS MARTINDALE.
+
+When the horse-car stopped at the foot of Grove Street, Austin
+Buckingham and the prospective heroine of his story got out so nearly at
+the same time that when they reached the sidewalk they were side by
+side. Beneath the gas-light stood a tallish man who was looking up to
+read the name of the street upon the lamp. The light thus fell on his
+face and brought it into distinctness; especially it disclosed a scar
+upon his cheek. He caught sight now of these two people, and at once
+addressed Buckingham:
+
+"Can you tell me whereabouts Mr. Martindale lives?"
+
+Buckingham hesitated, not because he knew and did not wish to tell, but
+because he did not know, but wished to, if possible, out of courtesy. He
+was trying to remember. The answer, however, came a moment after from
+the girl, who had checked her walk upon hearing the name.
+
+"I am going directly there," she said, and the two walked off together,
+the young man lifting his broad-brimmed felt hat in acknowledgment of
+her civility. He lifted it by seizing the crown in a bunch. It is
+difficult to lift a soft hat gracefully. Buckingham followed the pair,
+and when he had reached his own door-way he continued to follow them
+with his eyes until they were lost at a bend in the street. Then he
+entered the house where he lodged, and sat down in his study. He was
+greatly pleased with this little turn in affairs.
+
+"That is one step further in my story," he said to himself, for there
+was no one else to say it to. "So she is Miss Martindale, and this young
+man with a scar has come to see her father on business. He will stay to
+tea. The father will--what will the father do or say? I must look out
+the name in the directory, so as to get some solid basis of fact about
+the father,--something to avoid, of course, when I arrange him in the
+story. If he is a stone-cutter I must make him a house- and
+sign-painter. I must disguise him so that his most intimate friend will
+not detect him."
+
+Austin Buckingham was in the most agreeable humor as he proceeded to
+prepare his solitary tea, for he was a bachelor and yet he detested
+restaurants and boarding-houses. His dinner he needed to buy, and eat
+where he bought it, but his breakfast and tea he provided in the room
+which served as study and dining-room. He did not wash his dishes, it
+may be remarked, with the exception of a Kaga cup which was too precious
+to be intrusted to his landlady.
+
+He had set aside his tea-things, and, with a paper and pencil, was
+proceeding to sketch a plot for his story, with Miss Martindale for the
+heroine and the young man with a scar for a hero, when there was a knock
+at the door, and the servant came in, bearing a card. It contained the
+name of Henry Dale Wilding, a correspondent whom he had never met, but
+who had begun with asking for his autograph, and had now ended, it
+seems, with calling in person.
+
+"Show him up," said the story-teller; and Mr. Wilding, who was two steps
+behind the servant, instantly presented himself. His face was certainly
+familiar. Ah! it was the scar upon the face which made the recognition
+easy.
+
+
+III.
+
+MR. WILDING.
+
+"This is very pleasant," said Buckingham cordially, as he bade the young
+man lay aside his coat and take a seat by the fire. While his guest was
+obeying him, the host said in an aside,--only the aside was inaudible,
+contrary to the custom of asides,--"He does not recognize me. I will
+draw him out."
+
+"I was in town this evening,--in fact, in this very street," said Mr.
+Wilding,--"and I could not resist the temptation to call on you."
+
+"I am very glad you didn't," said Buckingham heartily. "It is evident
+you were led into it. Have you many friends in town?"
+
+"Not very many. I know one or two men in college. I thought at one time
+of coming here to college myself. I gave that up, however, and now I am
+thinking of taking a special course, perhaps in English. Indeed, that is
+one reason why I came to town to-day."
+
+"Well, the college is hospitable enough. It is a great hotel, with
+accommodations for regular boarders, but with reduced tickets for the
+_table-d'hote_, and a restaurant for any one who happens in, where one
+may dine _a la carte_."
+
+"I have not had a classical education," said the young man.
+
+"Very well: you can make a special point of that. Very few of our later
+writers have had a classical education. Scholarship is no longer a part
+of general culture. It is a profession by itself. It is scientific, not
+literary."
+
+"But you had a classical education, Mr. Buckingham?"
+
+"Yes, I had once. I don't deny that I am glad I had; but I am forced to
+conceal it nowadays."
+
+"And you still read the classics," he went on, with a respectful glance
+at a Greek book lying open on the table. Buckingham hastily closed the
+book.
+
+"Yes, when no one is looking. But tell me about your plans. Shall you
+room in the college buildings?"
+
+"I have come so late in the year that I cannot get any satisfactory
+rooms."
+
+"Why not try getting a room somewhere in this neighborhood? There are
+students, I think, who live on this street. I am afraid there are no
+vacant rooms in this house, or I would introduce you to my landlady."
+
+"I am not sure but I shall. In fact, I have been looking at a room
+farther up the street this evening."
+
+"Indeed! What house did you find it in?"
+
+"I found two or three houses that had rooms to let for students. They
+were not boarding-houses. I don't care to board."
+
+"Mr. Wilding, my opinion of you rises with each sentiment you express.
+First you think of studying English in a scholarly fashion; then you
+detest boarding. I am sure we shall be friends. I shall invite you to
+take tea with me,--not to-night, for I have already had my tea, but when
+you are settled in your room."
+
+"Thank you; I accept with pleasure. I am glad you did not insist on my
+taking tea with you to-night, for I have just come from tea."
+
+"Oh! I remember you said you had friends in town."
+
+"Yes; I have some cousins of an indefinite degree. They live on this
+street, and they will make it pleasant for me. But they know very little
+about the college, and I ventured to call to ask your advice about this
+matter of a special course. Would you try for a degree?"
+
+Mr. Buckingham had nothing to do with the college; he was not even a
+graduate of this particular one; but he dearly loved to give advice. He
+took down the college catalogue, and talked with great animation for
+some time to his young friend, who confided to him that his ambition was
+to be an author, and that he had already written several sketches of
+character.
+
+"Excellent," said Buckingham to himself. "You shall be my hero; only you
+will write short poems. Then nobody will detect your likeness."
+
+Wilding stayed an hour, and then made ready to leave.
+
+"If you are going to take the car, you are just in time," said his host,
+as they shook hands by the door of his room.
+
+"I am going first to my cousin's," said the young man.
+
+"Oh, are you? Wait a moment. I should like a little airing. I will walk
+along with you." And Buckingham, with a sudden admiration for his prompt
+seizure of the hour, put on his hat and coat.
+
+
+IV.
+
+THE PLAY MYSTERY.
+
+Two young women were sitting over their worsted-work in the house
+numbered 17 Grove Street.
+
+"Twenty-five, twenty-six," said the elder. "Lillie, if I were you, I
+would always carry one of his books with me in the horse-car, prepared
+to open and read it whenever he chanced to hang by the straps over me.
+He would be sure to try to read it upside down, and--"
+
+"Nonsense, Julia! you speak exactly as if I were running after him."
+
+"Not running, my dear, but waiting for him. Confess it; don't you make
+up stories about this Mr. Buckingham? don't you call him Austin all by
+yourself?"
+
+"Julia, you are shameless! I have a great mind to roll up my work and go
+up-stairs."
+
+"Oh, no, Lillie. Stay here; for Henry will surely be back soon, and we
+shall learn exactly how the lion looked in his den. What a singularly
+good piece of fortune it was that Henry should have met you both!"
+
+"Julia! you don't suppose that cousin of yours has been telling! You
+don't suppose he has mentioned me to Mr. Buckingham!"
+
+"It is impossible to say. You get two men talking together, and you may
+be sure they forget all their promises of secrecy. Now, I shouldn't
+wonder if Henry were at this very moment--"
+
+"You are simply--"
+
+"Hark! There's Henry now."
+
+For the door opened, and Mr. Wilding entered, the remains of a smile
+upon his face.
+
+"I really should like to know, Julia," he said, "what you two ladies
+have been talking about. We could almost hear. We certainly could see."
+
+"We, Henry? Pray, who is we?"
+
+"Why, Mr. Buckingham and I. You have certainly a most hospitable fashion
+of leaving your shades up. He walked out with me after I had called on
+him, and he seemed to have a good deal to say after we came to the door.
+There is an excellent view of the interior from the door; and Miss Vila
+and you were certainly animated."
+
+"This is really dreadful! Lillie, do you suppose he saw us talk?"
+
+"I don't know. I feel as if he heard every word.--Mr. Wilding, I hope
+you didn't repeat any of the foolish speeches your cousin made at the
+tea-table?"
+
+"I was discreetness itself, Miss Vila."
+
+"But why didn't you invite him in, Henry?" asked his cousin.
+
+"Upon my word, this is reasonable! First I am made to promise solemnly
+that I won't disclose Miss Vila's name, and then I am asked why I didn't
+bring him in and introduce him. He wanted to come in, I know."
+
+"He wanted to!"
+
+"Yes; he tried to worm out of me who my cousin was, and he walked up
+here on purpose to find out where you lived."
+
+"How lucky there is no name on the door!" exclaimed the cousin.
+
+"But he heard me ask for your husband's house,--did he not, Miss Vila?
+And why on earth you should make such a mystery of it all I can't see."
+
+"Do draw the shade, Julia. It makes me nervous. I feel as if he were
+looking in now."
+
+"Nonsense, Lillie! he's a gentleman."
+
+"But why do you make such a mystery of it all?" persisted the young man.
+
+"There is no mystery," said Miss Vila stiffly. And, gathering up her
+work, she went up-stairs.
+
+"It's only play mystery, Henry," said his cousin, when they were alone.
+"You see, Lillie Vila has been coming out in the horse-car with him
+every night for a long time; and she has seen him watching her. Of
+course she has seen him, but he has not seen that she has seen him. Men
+are so stupid. And she knows that he has tried in vain to find out who
+she is. He saw her once go into the library. She was dreadfully afraid
+he would come in and see her working behind the screen; but he evidently
+fancied she went in to get a book. Then he is always managing to stand
+or sit near her, and he peeks at her book when she is reading. He is
+just dying, I know, to find out who she is."
+
+
+V.
+
+THE REAL MYSTERY.
+
+Mr. Austin Buckingham found on his table, when he returned from his walk
+with Henry Wilding, a scrap of paper. It had nothing on it but the words
+"The Mystery." This was the heading which he had made for his story. He
+had been interrupted by his caller just as he had written the words. He
+had not the remotest notion when he set them down what the mystery was
+which he meant to reveal. The title now seemed like a prophecy to him.
+Instead, however, of jotting down an outline of his story, he took out
+his note-book and wrote busily:
+
+"I wish I knew just what I saw this evening. I had walked out with Henry
+Wilding, who called, and who was going, he said, to his cousin's. Now, I
+will not conceal from my faithful journal that I was moved by a desire
+to know just who his cousin was and where he or she lived; for by a most
+fortunate chance I have found out that my maiden without a name lives,
+or probably lives, at a Mr. Martindale's, on this street. I tried to
+draw Wilding out without betraying my own interest, but he was very
+obtuse, and even seemed to be ashamed of his cousin. At any rate, he
+parried my questions, and of course I could not push my curiosity.
+However, I got the better of him, and walked out with him when he left.
+As luck would have it again, the shades were drawn at the house where he
+stopped, and the bright light within made the scene perfectly distinct.
+I talked on the door-step about I know not what, half hoping that
+Wilding would invite me in, but really absorbed in watching two ladies
+who sat by a table. One was my fair unknown, the other a lady whom I
+have occasionally seen, and whom I take to be Wilding's cousin,--though
+this is all guess-work. Whether she is or not, she is evidently a very
+unpleasant sort of body, for, whatever she said, the other was plainly
+exceedingly vexed and mortified. She covered her face with her hands. At
+one time she made a movement as if to leave. She looked earnest and
+troubled. I could vow she was about to burst into tears. Her face was
+very expressive. No one who shows such sudden changes can help being a
+person of rare sensibility. I am almost out of conceit of making her the
+heroine of my story, though, to be sure, I am not likely to interfere
+with her personal rights, so long as I do not know either her name or
+her history.
+
+"To come back to the pantomime which I saw through the window. It was
+probably by no means so mysterious in reality as it appeared to me. Yet
+what could it have been? or, rather, how can I appropriate it for my
+purposes? I have it! The very situation of looking through a window
+shall serve as the critical point in my story, only it shall be the hero
+of my story, and not an idle spectator like myself, who does the
+looking. The young poet, Wilding in disguise, only walks out at night.
+He is a shy fellow, who even in public holds his hat, as it were, before
+his face. He keeps by himself in his garret, brooding over his poems,
+and seeing no one, until he almost loses the power of ordinary
+association with other people. When night comes, he walks, sometimes
+through the night. But his loneliness has generated a desire for
+companionship which he can satisfy only by ghostly intercourse. So,
+instead of knowing people, he imagines them, and falls in love with his
+imaginations. He observes that one house looking toward the sea always
+keeps its curtains drawn. He falls into the way of stealing by every
+night to catch a glimpse of a fireside. There he sees a fair girl,--and
+I may as well draw her portrait like that of my unknown friend,--with
+eyes that are downcast but when raised suddenly grow large and lustrous,
+with hands that fold themselves when disengaged, with hair that peeps
+shyly over the forehead, and with a figure that seems always to be
+listening. She becomes the world to him. He has renounced all common
+association with men and women, and he peoples the world which he has
+thus brushed out with shapes caught from this one girl. The very silence
+which separates them makes him more quick in his imagination to invest
+her with the grace which her distant presence never denies."
+
+"Bah! what superfine nonsense I am writing!" exclaimed Buckingham,
+pushing his note-book aside, but continuing to sit before his fire in
+revery.
+
+
+VI.
+
+THE REVERSE SIDE OF THE TAPESTRY.
+
+Mr. Henry Wilding suited himself easily to a room in a house which stood
+just beyond his cousin's. He wanted little to make him at home; for he
+had only pitched his tent in this university town, and had no thought of
+settling in it. His wish was to get what he came for and to go again as
+little encumbered with baggage as he had come. Something of this sort he
+had been saying, not long after his established routine had begun, in a
+letter to the lady to whom he had the good fortune to be engaged. "I
+never could feel settled so far from you," he went on gallantly; "and I
+want only so much home at hand as will keep me from daily discontent. So
+it is exceedingly convenient to have my cousin Julia next door. I feel
+as one might who lived over a grocery-shop: there would be no fear of
+starving, at all events. When my supply of family feeling runs low, I
+drop in upon Julia and lay in enough to last a few days. Her friend, who
+makes a home with her, of whom I wrote in my last, does not greatly
+interest me. She says very little; but I am willing to grant that she is
+uncommonly pretty. I don't know why I say this in such grudging fashion.
+If some one else be fair to me, what care I how fair this 't other one
+be? Julia admires her greatly; but I suspect she is one of the kind whom
+one needs to marry ever to get at. Julia is as much married to her as
+one woman can be to another; and that explains why she sees so much in
+her. She sometimes reports scraps of conversations which she has held
+with this Miss Lillie Vila. Unless Julia makes up both sides of the
+conversation, her friend certainly is intelligent, and, I am afraid,
+witty. I say this last because it piques me that I have never extracted
+any witty remark from her.
+
+"As for John, he is imperturbably good-natured. His profession keeps him
+away a good deal; but when he is at home he seems to do nothing but read
+a book by the fireside and chuckle to himself. Julia and Miss Vila both
+admire him greatly; but I suspect it is necessary to reconstruct him out
+of imaginary material before one can get to think very highly of him.
+Women do this naturally. I can always make myself humble by thinking
+that you do it with me.
+
+"Buckingham is decidedly more interesting. I have not seen him since the
+evening I called upon him; but as I recall him, his air, his
+conversation, and the shell of a room which he has been forming about
+him, I constantly find something new to enjoy. He has a good deal of
+insight. I am not uncomfortable when I remember how steadily he looked
+at me; for he is not cynical. Indeed, I should say that he had managed
+to preserve an unusual amount of sentiment,--more than is generally
+found in one at his time of life. I am convinced that he ought to marry;
+and if he ever does, I am sure that he will give up writing stories. He
+is just one of those men who will find such satisfaction in domestic
+life as to become indifferent to imaginative experiences. I notice that
+in his stories he always seems to be groping about for some agreeable
+domestic conclusion. His room shows it. It looks as if a woman had been
+in it, but had left before she had put the final touch to it. She ought
+to come back."
+
+
+VII.
+
+MR. BUCKINGHAM MAKES A MOVE.
+
+A week after Henry Wilding had called on Austin Buckingham, that
+gentleman tried to return his call. It must be confessed that his motive
+was not so much a commendable desire to get even socially with his new
+acquaintance, nor to give him good advice, as it was to get a nearer
+view of the heroine of his story. Candor compels me to say that every
+evening for the week past Buckingham had taken an airing, and always in
+the same direction. He had always found the shade drawn at No. 17, and
+often he had caught a glimpse, as he sauntered past, of the figure which
+he now knew so well. It is true that he had never again seen Miss Vila
+in so dramatic a character as upon the first evening when he had
+discovered her _en famille;_ but he had seen her, not as one sees a
+portrait, which always looks in the same direction. In the horse-car she
+had been such a portrait to him,--the "Portrait of a Lady Reading."
+Behind the window of Mr. Martindale's house she had been a figure in a
+_tableau vivant_, often animated, always disclosing some new grace of
+attitude, some new charm of manner. He faintly told himself that these
+views enabled him to form a more distinct impression of the character of
+his heroine: whenever he should have his plot ready, his heroine would
+in the various situations instantly appear to him with the vividness and
+richness of reality.
+
+He bethought himself that it was high time to see a little more of his
+hero; and so he persuaded himself that in going to call upon him he was
+engaged in a strictly professional occupation. If by any chance he
+should hear the rustle of the heroine's dress, why, that could not
+possibly injure any impressions which he might receive of his hero's
+individuality. These two people had become important factors in his
+story. He had not yet succeeded in sketching his plot. He felt it all
+the more necessary that they should sketch it for him. He was sure that
+he should readily catch at any hint which they might drop. He would
+therefore go into the society of his hero--and heroine.
+
+For, somehow or other, whenever he essayed to call up the image of his
+hero and make it yield some distinct personality, the heroine would
+gently come to the fore. It was like going to a party and finding the
+eye glancing off from every black-coated figure to the richly-draped
+presence which made the party different from a town-meeting.
+
+He was so much under the influence of all this reflex sentiment that he
+dressed himself with care before he went out, and so presented himself
+at the door of Mr. Martindale's house. It did not occur to him that
+Wilding lived anywhere else. He had taken it for granted that the young
+man was still at his cousin's. So when the door was opened for him he
+asked if Mr. Wilding were in, at the same time presenting his card. It
+chanced that the maid-servant had that day entered Mr. Martindale's
+service,--not a very rare chance in any household,--and, never having
+heard Mr. Wilding's name, indeed, not now hearing it, but hearing
+instead the name Miss Vila, cordially welcomed the distinguished-looking
+visitor, and marched before him into the little parlor, where she
+presented the card, on a salver which she had snatched on the way, to
+Miss Vila, who was sitting with Mrs. Martindale. The two ladies were
+playing backgammon.
+
+
+VIII.
+
+THE INTERRUPTED GAME.
+
+"For me!" exclaimed Miss Vila, in a dismayed undertone. "Julia!"
+
+Mrs. Martindale glanced at the card. She rose at once, just as Mr.
+Buckingham entered the room with a little hesitation in his step. As the
+two ladies held the backgammon-board in their laps, one effect of the
+sudden movement was to send the men rolling in every direction about the
+room. It was weeks before one of the men--a black one--was found.
+
+Mr. Buckingham saw his card in Miss Vila's hands. He addressed himself
+to her:
+
+"Possibly your servant misunderstood me. I asked for Mr. Wilding."
+
+"She is a new servant," said Mrs. Martindale, and then added, with
+alacrity, as she seized the accident by its nearest horn, "her mistake
+was probably one of the ear. She thought you asked for Miss Vila." Mrs.
+Martindale had it in her to wave her hand toward the young lady, as if
+showing off wax-works, and to explain, "This is Miss Vila," but Mr.
+Buckingham was quick enough not to need the line upon line.
+
+"I must beg Miss Vila's pardon. There certainly is a likeness in the
+names, if you spell it with a _we_."
+
+"I will speak to Mr. Wilding," said Mrs. Martindale, jerking an eyeful
+of mysterious intelligence at Miss Vila and whisking out of the room.
+
+"I hope you were just about to be beaten, Miss Vila," said Buckingham,
+"for I see I have spoiled the game."
+
+"It is nothing," said she.
+
+She had said nothing, but she had said it with a singularly musical
+voice, and, after all, it is not the significant words but the
+significant tones which touch one.
+
+"No. It is nothing," he repeated. "A game may always be interrupted,
+because it is not the conclusion but the playing which gives it any
+value. I suspect it is like the stories we read,--somebody comes in, and
+we lay the book down before we come to the end. It is no great matter if
+we never take it up again. We got our pleasure, not from knowing how
+things turned out, but from knowing things." He blushed a little as he
+said this. In fact, his own inchoate story came to his mind. Besides,
+Miss Vila had his card. Since she read so constantly, it was odds but
+she knew of him. He blushed a little more as this thought crossed his
+mind.
+
+"Do you think so?" she asked, and her downcast eyes were suddenly
+up-turned in full, the look which he had often patiently watched for as
+he had seen her in the horse-car. "I find the end necessary. If I stop
+half-way I think I have done the story-teller an injustice. I have not
+given him the chance to tell me all he intended to tell me. He lets out
+the secret of his characters by degrees. He could justly say to me, 'You
+do not know the heroine; you have not seen her in that scene which is
+going to test her.'"
+
+"You are quite right," said Buckingham, "if you really think you are
+under any obligation to the story-teller."
+
+"Why, of course I am," she exclaimed, with wide-open surprise. Then she
+blushed in turn,--first a little color of half-indignant rebuke, then a
+warm hue as she thought of her unnecessary earnestness, then a deep
+crimson as there rushed over her the sudden recollection of the hours
+she had spent in Buckingham's company, and the silent admiration which
+she had bestowed from the shelter of ignorance upon this gentleman who
+now sat composedly before her. It was by an effort of self-control that
+she did not spring from her seat and leave the room. The effort blanched
+her face. It was as she sat thus, her eyes cast down, her lips set, her
+countenance pale, that Mrs. Martindale returned.
+
+
+IX.
+
+THE UNNECESSARY HERO.
+
+"My cousin will be here presently," she said, as she entered the room.
+And then her eye fell on Miss Vila and glanced quickly at Mr.
+Buckingham, who was nervously fingering his stick. "Meanwhile," she
+added, with a mischievous look, "I will ask you to remain with us, as
+Mr. Wilding will be obliged to see you here. Lillie, you have the
+gentleman's card. It seems awkward to wait for the formality of Henry's
+introduction. Will you have the kindness to make us acquainted?"
+
+Miss Vila gravely performed the ceremony.
+
+"Your cousin is fortunate in finding friends in town, Mrs. Martindale,"
+said Buckingham; "for a collegian coming here freshly, especially one in
+a special course, is apt to be slow in breaking through the hedge which
+divides the college from the town."
+
+"Yes, he is quite fortunate," said his cousin. "I exercise an influence
+over him. You know we exercise an influence over students, don't you?"
+
+Buckingham laughed.
+
+"I supposed that was what the town was for."
+
+"When they are away from home and parents and all those refining
+influences, we serve as substitutes. Henry is away, not so much from his
+parents, who are dead, as from the lady to whom he is engaged. That is
+why I feel bound to exercise an influence over him." Mrs. Martindale
+made this explanation with a serious air, but Buckingham, whose eye
+never stayed far from Miss Vila, detected that young lady casting a
+reproachful, not to say indignant, glance at the speaker. Miss Vila,
+indeed, made a motion as if to leave, but, with another quick blush, as
+if she had betrayed a secret thought, settled again into her chair. To
+tell the secret, she had a sudden misgiving that her reckless friend
+might take it into her head to make ingenuous revelations concerning
+her.
+
+"I hope he finds his work agreeable," said Buckingham; not that he cared
+a straw, but by way of keeping up his end of the conversation.
+
+"Oh, I have no doubt he does, or he would come to see us oftener. I
+mean," she explained hurriedly, "he would stay in his room less."
+
+"He certainly takes his time now in coming down," thought the visitor.
+There was, however, a movement in the passage, and Mrs. Martindale
+darted out. She came back immediately, looking somewhat embarrassed.
+
+"I am sorry," she faltered, "but I find I am mistaken. He is not in."
+
+"I am afraid you are not exerting enough influence, Mrs. Martindale,"
+said Buckingham pleasantly, but somewhat perplexed in his mind at the
+length of time it had taken to make this discovery, and at the
+hallucination which had seemed to possess his cousin's mind when she
+announced him as about to appear. As for Miss Vila, she persistently
+refused to look up. She scarcely looked up, indeed, when Mr. Buckingham
+bowed himself out, though he looked eagerly at her, in hopes once more
+of catching the full light of her eyes.
+
+She did look up, however, when the door closed behind the visitor, and
+she looked straight at Mrs. Martindale. That lady answered her look
+with one tear and a good many words:
+
+"Well, Lillie, if you knew how I felt at getting into such a scrape, you
+wouldn't look at me as if you were an Avenging Conscience, or a Nemesis,
+or any of those horrid furies. No; and you wouldn't look speechlessly
+sorrowful, either. Of course I ought to have told him at once that Henry
+did not live here, and I ought to have sent him next door instead of
+sending Kate, and I ought not to have pretended that he was coming the
+next moment; but of course I thought he was at home, and then when he
+came I could have laughed it off; but he didn't come, and I was too
+frightened to laugh it off. Oh, yes, I am a criminal of the deepest dye;
+but he's introduced, Lillie, and you've introduced him to me, and we're
+all--we're all introduced."
+
+
+X.
+
+THE REAL HERO.
+
+When a pile of wood has been laid upon smouldering embers, a thin curl
+of smoke crawls lazily up the chimney, another follows with like
+indolence, and it looks after a while as if the wood would not burn at
+all. Suddenly a little whiff of air enters the pile, when, presto! up
+blazes the fire, and soon there is a famous glow.
+
+It was somewhat thus with Mr. Austin Buckingham. He had been toying with
+the fancy of his story, and especially of this maiden to whom his eyes
+had become so wonted, and had allowed himself to look at her in so many
+lights, that she had gradually come to be always before him. The figure
+of the hero had as gradually disappeared: it was only by an effort that
+he could revive it. Suddenly he had sat a long quarter of an hour with
+the girl, he had heard her voice, he had seen her smile, he had felt the
+graciousness of her near presence when he was not merely at hand, but
+the direct object of her thought. What a world of difference there was
+between sitting by her side in a crowded horse-car and sitting even
+half a room-breadth's away, when they two were the only ones in the
+room!
+
+By all this experience, as much perhaps by what had gone before as by
+what had followed suddenly after, Buckingham now stood revealed to
+himself. He was ablaze with this new, tingling, searching ardor. When he
+had entered the room and shut the door, he saw lying upon his table his
+note-book, open as he had left it. He had been amusing himself, just
+before he went out, with further suggestions for his story. He dipped
+his pen into the ink and drew a bold, straight line across the page. He
+stood looking at the leaf,--idle fancy above the line, a blank below it.
+
+A knock at the door, and Henry Wilding entered. Buckingham greeted him
+with a sudden excess of fervor which puzzled the young man.
+
+"I was sorry to miss finding you," he began, and then checked himself.
+"Not so very sorry either, since fortune made me acquainted with--your
+cousin--and with Miss Vila," he added, after an embarrassed pause.
+
+"I don't understand," said Wilding. "Have I missed a call from you?"
+
+"Yes. I just came from your house. Your cousin at first thought you were
+at home. Now I think of it, she--"
+
+"But I don't live at my cousin's," said Wilding.
+
+"Where do you live, then?"
+
+"Next door to her house."
+
+"Oh! then she sent out for you. That explains it." And so Mr.
+Buckingham, intent on his own affairs, brushed away the duplicity of the
+fair hostess. "But I was very glad to hear a piece of news about you
+from her. Let me congratulate you. I did not know you were engaged." And
+he shook Wilding's hand warmly. He was not so generous at the moment as
+he appeared. In reality, he was shaking his own hand in anticipation.
+Wilding responded with a good-natured laugh.
+
+"I have sometimes wondered, Mr. Buckingham," he said, "how you, who
+write stories of love and marriage, should remain unmarried."
+
+"Let us put it the other way. How can I who am unmarried write such
+stories? In truth, I have a dim sense that persons like you, who know
+the matter by experience, must laugh inwardly at my innocent attempts at
+realistic treatment."
+
+"Why not, then, have the experience first?" said Wilding lightly.
+
+"God forbid!" said Buckingham, with a somewhat unintelligible
+seriousness. "If I were ever in love, it seems to me I should stop
+writing love-stories."
+
+Now, this was just what happened, for a time at least. To any one so
+dead in love as Buckingham was at this time, all circumstances are
+favorable. It needs but a given moment, and the hero is on hand ready to
+seize it. The next night he could not ride out from the city; he must
+walk. When he got beyond the bridge, he wondered that he saw no
+horse-cars coming toward him. He remembered that he had seen none for
+some time, but now he noticed a long line of them standing before him,
+pointed outward. He heard the puff of a steam fire-engine, and saw that
+travel by rail was stopped by a fire. The hose crossed the track, and
+the incoming horse-cars were in a long line beyond it. He looked at the
+cars which he had over-taken. Midway in the line stood the one he had
+been accustomed to take. He caught sight of a familiar head bent over a
+book. He stepped into the car and stood before Miss Vila. He bent
+forward, and she looked up as he spoke:
+
+"The cars are stopped by a fire. We may be delayed a long while. Why not
+walk home from here? It is a fine night."
+
+He spoke somewhat hurriedly. He did not know how appealingly he looked.
+She did, however, and she closed her book and followed him.
+
+The story, then, never was written, even though the heroine had been
+found. Everything else had disappeared,--the hero, the mystery, the
+plot. Nothing was left but the heroine and--love.
+
+ HORACE E. SCUDDER.
+
+
+
+
+SHADOWS ALL.
+
+
+ Shadows all!
+ From the birth-robe to the pall,
+ In this travesty of life,
+ Hollow calm and fruitless strife,
+ Whatsoe'er the actors seem,
+ They are posturing in a dream;
+ Fates may rise, and fates may fall,
+ Shadows are we, shadows all!
+
+ From what sphere
+ Float these phantoms flickering here?
+ From what mystic circle cast
+ In the dim aeonian Past?
+ Many voices make reply,
+ But they only rise to die
+ Down the midnight mystery,
+ While earth's mocking echoes call,
+ Shadows, shadows, shadows all!
+
+ PAUL HAMILTON HAYNE.
+
+
+
+
+ROSES OF YESTERDAY AND TO-DAY.
+
+
+It always seemed to me, as a child, that the birds put their hearts more
+wholly into their songs in that special little corner of Paradise on the
+Hudson River than they did anywhere else. Not that it was really so very
+little a corner, being small only in comparison with an entire Paradise,
+composed of many such bits, that lines the shore of the beautiful
+Hudson.
+
+It was so great a delight to the child who knew little of country
+pleasures to be called away from some task or commonplace "every-day"
+pastime and to be told that there was an invitation to spend an
+afternoon, or perhaps several days, at Professor Morse's place, "Locust
+Grove."
+
+There would be the drive, leaning back in the barouche (with a feeling
+of easy importance lent by the consciousness of wondrous delights to
+come) and looking up with a species of admiring awe at the herculean
+form of the French coachman, who seemed to be concealing romantically
+brigandish recollections behind his fiery black eyes and wide-spreading,
+ferocious moustache. Along the dusty "South Road" we would go, under the
+green lights and shadows of the maple-trees, over the two miles which
+stretch between Poughkeepsie town and "Locust Grove,"--past "Eastman's
+Park," with its smart decorations, past the small, unambitious houses,
+draped with many-hued, old-fashioned roses, that straggled along the
+dividing-line between the narrow restrictions of town and the fragrant
+wideness of the country, where the air was cool with the breath of the
+river, and the breezes brought suggestions of freshly-cut grass, just
+blown locust-blossoms, and the thousand sweet, indefinable scents of the
+woods.
+
+On approaching the boundaries of "the Grove," the perfume of the
+locust-flowers assumed due prominence, as the name of the place implies
+they should, while their white clusters drooped from the heavily-loaded
+branches till they fairly touched the high posts of the gate. And then
+would come the drive up the dim avenue, flecked with patches of sunshine
+that lay like fallen gold pieces in the dusk shadow, while if one
+glanced upward or on either side one saw nothing save the arching
+trees,--pines and locusts, and maples no less stately,--until a space
+was reached where the grove was less dense and the view widened to a
+stretch of velvet grass whitened with daisies lying soft on the tops of
+the blades in a way to make one fancy a summer fall of snow. At the turn
+of the avenue one caught a glimpse of the house, with its vine-wreathed
+tower, generous piazzas, and hospitable _porte-cochere_, and in the
+background, beyond the lawn, the river, with the blue hills on the
+opposite shore veiled by a light, lace like haze, just enough of a haze
+to lend mystery to the distance.
+
+The loud clattering of the horses' shoes on the stone pavement under the
+_porte-cochere_, which informed the occupants of the house that visitors
+had come, seemed always to tell the youngest, most insignificant, yet
+happiest of those visitors that the anticipated hour of many delights
+had actually arrived. And of these delights there were to the heart of
+the child a thousand and one such as could scarcely be realized or even
+dreamed of at the home in town. There were the broad, shady piazzas to
+be walked over with dainty footfalls, lest the grown people should be
+disturbed. There was the mystic retreat within the circle of a group of
+low-branching pines, the secret of which one penetrated by stepping down
+from the front piazza at a certain place and there insinuating one's
+self into a small opening, which only the initiated could discover,
+among the trees. Here one had a little fragrant sanctum all one's own,
+carpeted with pine needles, green and brown, and arched over by ceiling
+and walls of thick branches, from out of which peeped startled robins,
+who soon, finding that no harm was meant them, went on with their song.
+Then there was the garden, fragrant and brilliant, which one might
+explore when one had promised Thomas, the presiding genius, that one
+would not touch his cherished sweets, for it "went to his heart" to see
+a single blossom torn from its parent stem. And there were the
+grape-houses, for which the place was famous far and near,--hot, and
+odorous of moist soil and growing vines, among which white and purple
+clusters hung temptingly heavy and low.
+
+One especial pleasure was to walk along the gravelled path that skirted
+the smooth, level stretch of lawn at the back of the house, and thus to
+reach the brow of the hill overlooking the "farm" and the river. There
+were seats on the edge of this bluff, and a large spring-board on which
+one might ride and jump to one's heart's content. By following this path
+still farther, and to the left, one soon deserted the well-kept lawn and
+found one's self on a narrow, winding walk overhanging a deep, wooded
+ravine, in the depths of which a little brook ran curving about among
+the ferns and daisies; and presently, far out of sight of the house, in
+shade so dense as to lend a certain pleasing enchantment, one came upon
+a rustic summer-house, with odd, three-cornered-seats, and a table
+surrounding the tree-trunk that supported the centre of the roof.
+
+There were manifold other out-of-door enjoyments, such as visiting the
+pigeon-house, and, as a rare favor, rioting in the scented hay in the
+loft over the barn, visiting the gardener's wife (whose home was in that
+part of the old Livingston mansion which its master and time had allowed
+to stand), and being permitted to draw water from the ancient well,
+about which hung so many stories of generations past. How exciting it
+was, and with what delicious awe one listened, when the little lady who
+was a fairy grandmamma instead of a fairy godmother in the household
+told a certain story regarding this well! It was a story before the time
+of her own birth, when two of her older sisters were very tiny girls.
+One day, when the mother was busy in superintending some homely task
+(such as the manufacturing of the "cream cheese," perhaps, for which she
+was noted), the baby of two years toddled in and began to lisp over and
+over the same broken words, "Tatie in 'ell, Tatie in 'ell." She had
+repeated them many times, with increasing insistence, before the busy
+mother realized that they possessed a meaning. "Tatie in 'ell, Tatie in
+'ell," the little one said, pulling at her mother's gown, half crying as
+she spoke; and then it dawned upon the latter that her baby had
+something serious to tell. She yielded to the little importunate hands
+upon her dress, and followed the child out of doors to the well and
+there looked down. "Katie" was indeed in the well, as the lisping tongue
+had tried to say, and, gazing into the darkness below, the mother could
+see the frightened, pitiful little face turned up to her, while two
+small hands convulsively grasped the edge of the great bucket. The
+husband and father was away from home, all the men employed about the
+place were working at a distance, and there was no time to lose: those
+frail hands must soon relax their hold, and the child was sorely
+terrified and begging to be saved. As the mother hesitated, in an agony
+of doubt, out from the house came a stout, elderly serving-woman, who
+had lived in the family for many years, and who was especially devoted
+to little Kate. She had heard her mistress's cry, and, running to look
+into the well, without even waiting to explain, she set about the
+execution of a hazardous and original plan of rescue. Climbing over the
+curb, she began to descend by striding the well and planting her feet
+upon the rough, protruding stones of which the sides were formed. Not
+one woman in a thousand could or would have done such a thing; but this
+one was tall and strong, and brave as a lion with the might of her love
+for little Kate. She saved the child, who had suffered no graver injury
+than a thorough drenching and a fright which served as a warning for
+herself and the children of her own and several generations to come.
+
+Interesting as was this story and others told of the past, and
+delightful as it was to play under the great trees, roaming at one's own
+sweet will all about "the Grove," better than everything else was it to
+be admitted into the "sanctum sanctorum" of the place,--Professor
+Morse's study,--where the master sat among his books and treasures, his
+kindly, clear-featured face and bright brown eyes, framed in by silver
+hair and beard, shining out from the curtained dimness of the room.
+There were many objects fascinating even to a child in that study, which
+opened out of the family library with its store of books. The library
+was very good, but the study was still better. There, under a glass
+case, was the first telegraph-instrument that had ever been made. One or
+two of Professor Morse's early paintings hung upon the wall, and
+sometimes he would display a few sketches to the older members of the
+party, who were naturally regardless of the fact that there was "a chiel
+amang 'em, takin' notes." The crowning treat offered within the
+study-walls, however, was to have the marvels of the Professor's immense
+and powerful microscope displayed before our wondering gaze. There we
+became acquainted with the rainbow-tinted plumes of the fly's wing and
+the jewels that lie hidden from ordinary ken in the pollen and petals of
+the simplest blossoms. And the master of it all, to whom the marvels
+were as familiar as the common objects themselves, seemed to derive a
+genuine pleasure from that which he bestowed upon his guests.
+
+When Professor Morse purchased Locust Grove, before his second marriage,
+he was not aware that it had belonged to the family of the lady who was
+soon to become his wife. Indeed, it was not until some friend remarked,
+"How delightful for you to take your bride to the old ancestral place
+owned by her kindred for so many generations!" that he knew the home
+would possess any associations, save those to be formed in the future,
+for his _fiancee_. But no doubt at the beginning of their life there
+Locust Grove was thus rendered doubly dear to both. The old Livingston
+mansion was at that time standing, much nearer to the entrance-gates
+than the more modern residence inhabited by the owner's family; and the
+quaint well, with the stone curb, the water of which was so remarkable
+for its purity that travellers came from a distance to ask the privilege
+of drinking, formed an object of interest at least, if not of actual
+beauty, before the old vine-grown porch. Gradually the house fell into
+decay, and the greater portion was torn down, leaving but five or six
+rooms, with their odd, hooded windows and strangely-fashioned fireplaces
+and mantels, the porch, with its broad, shallow seats, and the
+green-painted, "divided" front doors, to tell the tale of what once had
+been the home of so much hospitality and happiness.
+
+So all remained painted with unfading colors on the canvas of my memory,
+each object as I had known and loved it when a child. And then the child
+went far away and grew to womanhood, having looked on many places and
+"things of beauty," but, while forgetting much that belonged to the old
+days, never forgot Locust Grove. The scent of the new locust-blossoms,
+the songs of the birds, and the beauty of the lights and shadows dancing
+on the river were as vivid in recollection as they had been in
+actuality; and after a severe and tedious illness it seemed that no
+tonic could prove so effectual as a visit to that dear old place, not
+seen for years, and which I had loved so well.
+
+There is generally experienced a vague yet bitter disappointment in
+returning to a spot hallowed by associations after an absence of any
+appreciable length of time. It is wellnigh impossible for the reality to
+equal what has through the filtering of fancy become scarcely more than
+a remembered dream.
+
+ Nothing can be as it has been;
+ Better, so call it, only--not the same.
+
+And yet Locust Grove in 1884 looked almost as unchanged as though it had
+shared the slumbers of the "Sleeping Beauty" since 1871. Only, a certain
+potent charm had fled with the presence of the departed master. It was
+now but his pictured eyes and silver hair that lit up the dimness of the
+room that had been sacred to him. The books and papers covering the desk
+belonged to a later and more careless generation. The microscope stood
+unused under its glass case, the sketches were lovingly laid away out of
+sight, and altogether a subtile change could be detected in the
+atmosphere. There were things, however, about the house which perhaps
+had always been there, and yet which I looked upon now with a new and
+keener appreciation. The picture of Professor Morse when a child of five
+or six years, standing by his father, who is clad in the quaint robes
+which then distinguished a Congregationalist divine, seemed to me one
+that might interest others besides myself. Also the portrait of his
+mother, with pearls in her puffed and powdered hair, and her beautiful
+bare arms holding the older child, Sidney (a baby in oddly-fashioned
+long robes), was charming to look at because of its intrinsic beauty as
+well as the associations attached to it. And the life-size painting of
+General Washington's mother,--said to be the only one of the kind in
+existence,--which looked down from its broad frame over the dining-room
+mantel, possessed a special fascination for me. One felt rather
+insignificant with that scornful smile and those languid eyes brooding
+over one as one sat engaged in the discussion of soup; and it was
+impossible to keep from imagining that the stiff and stately dame in her
+mathematically correct white and green draperies was drawing invidious
+comparisons between the way one did one's hair and the way in which she
+had considered it proper to arrange her abundant pale-brown locks.
+
+About the place itself were more changes than at first would strike the
+eye. The old Livingston homestead had been razed to the ground, and
+smooth, emerald grass thrived upon its site, while the chief gardener,
+Thomas, had been promoted to a new aesthetic cottage of the latest
+approved colors and style. Even the famous well was no more; for a small
+and inconspicuous pump had been put in its stead, to save unwary
+children from instituting a too curious search for the "truth" popularly
+supposed to lie within its depths. The graperies were gone, and in their
+stead nourished rose-houses,--visiting the interior of which seemed
+fairly to transport one into the famous "Vale of Cashmere." Roses of all
+colors and all descriptions here found an ideal home, and with their
+beauty served the purses of their two young masters, who superintended
+their culture. It was in the early summer that I saw the place again
+after my long absence, and the rose-houses of course could not be seen
+at their best, as they can in winter. There are four large houses,
+opening into a long, narrow frame building, at one end of which is the
+office where the young gentlemen managers transact their business. Here
+all was--and still is, no doubt--immaculately neat, the walls adorned
+with colored prints and paintings of flowers, an array of books, papers,
+and ledgers carefully arranged in their exact places on the desk, and
+everything kept free from dust, swept and garnished. In the long, bare
+room from which the office opens are stored gardening-tools,
+watering-cans of all shapes and descriptions (some of which to an
+untutored eye present a striking resemblance to coffee-pots such as the
+Brobdingnag giants might have used), baskets for packing the roses, with
+all their paraphernalia, earthen pots for plants great and small, and
+many other utensils such as those unlearned in gardening lore would
+consider uncouth in the extreme. On one side of the room stands the big
+table upon which the baskets are set, and above this are ranged numerous
+rows of shelves. Four doors open into the rose-houses, and at the east
+end is the one devoted exclusively to the culture of Jacqueminots,--the
+"Jack"-house it is irreverently, if not slangily, styled. Here the glass
+roof stands open all the summer long, for the breezes to blow and the
+soft rains to fall upon the petted plants; and here the sunshine holds
+high revel, bronzing the intricate tracery of stem and branch and
+turning half the leaves to shining emeralds.
+
+It was in the "Jack"-house that I one morning found Thomas Devoy, the
+gardener, at work with his great oddly-shaped shears or scissors, and
+detained him long enough to make a little sketch of him among his
+flowers; and while I worked with pencils and paper he told me divers
+anecdotes of the twenty-eight years he had spent in Professor Morse's
+service. "I entered service in the old country when I was very young,"
+he said; "and even as a little boy I was fond of gardening. One time,
+when I was a child, I was going through some splendid greenhouses with
+the head-gardener who took care of them. There was one very rare plant
+of which he was exceedingly proud, and I begged him for a tiny slip to
+take home with me. But he refused; and so, in passing by, I quietly
+broke off one little leaf. Some time afterward I was able to show him a
+plant as fine as his own which I had raised from that one leaf, and then
+I told him its story."
+
+All the fine, large Jacqueminots in the "Jack"-house were raised from
+one parent plant with cuttings made about four years or so before, the
+gardener told me, while I, gazing in amazement at their high-reaching
+branches, thought, with "Topsy," it was something to boast of that they
+had "jest growed."
+
+In the winter the rose-houses become things of beauty and a joy forever,
+seeming to have imprisoned the very heart of summer within their walls,
+while outside--shut away from the warmth and glowing tints of red and
+pink, yellow and lustrous rosy pearl--lie the snow and the ice, and
+through the bare branches of the trees the wind whistles drearily.
+
+But in the summer the aspect of the rose-houses is very different. All
+then is preparation and making over for the coming autumn and winter.
+Some of the houses are planted with tiny cuttings just lifting little
+tender sprays above the warm, moist soil. Men are at work here and there
+with hammers and nails, repairing any slight damage that may have been
+done in previous months. Hose-pipes coil over the floors, and one must
+walk by them daintily. In other houses one would exclaim with pleasure
+at finding one's self in a wilderness of roses, pink, yellow, and white,
+only to be told, rather contemptuously, "_That_ is nothing. There are no
+roses here now. You must wait till winter if you want something worth
+seeing. We have roses as large as tea-saucers then, and any quantity of
+them."
+
+Outside the buildings, and fairly surrounding them, are large square
+beds of hybrid roses of many varieties, each sort planted in separate
+rows by itself. There are beds of cuttings also, and one long, narrow
+bed of red hybrids running the entire length of the greenhouse.
+"Catherine Mermet," "La Reine," "Adam," "Paul Neyron," the exquisite "La
+France," "John Hopper," the "Duke of Connaught," "Niphetos," and "Perle
+des Jardins" are here in profusion, with others of every shade and tint,
+too numerous almost to count, and the perfume arising from beds and
+hot-houses is intoxicating in its strength and sweetness. Some bushes
+are merely set in earthen pots out of doors; and these are supposed to
+be in a dormant state, undergoing the process of "drying off," or
+"hardening," receiving very little water, and are to be so kept until
+September, when they will be repotted and "started" for growing,--thus
+illustrating the truth of the saying that there is a blessing for those
+who only stand and wait. But one could not help pitying them, when one
+thought how their more fortunate companions with their uncramped roots
+were exploring underground passages and enjoying all the freedom and
+moisture of the rich soil.
+
+"During the fall and winter we are very busy in a different way," said
+Thomas Devoy, as he displayed his treasures. And then he told me how
+every day in the later months all hands are occupied in tending,
+cutting, and packing the roses which are daily expressed to a certain
+New York florist. The beautiful half-blown buds are carefully cut, with
+long, leafy stems, and laid in the great market-baskets standing on the
+table ready to receive them. Row after row and layer after layer are
+laid in, sprinkled until leaves and petals sparkle with a diamond dew.
+Only buds at a certain stage of unfolding are used, and the most
+exquisite roses with their petals opening one pink or pearly crease too
+far are discarded as unfit to send away. Tissue-paper covers the flowers
+as they lie ready in their baskets, then oiled paper is placed on top,
+and finally a thin red oilcloth is fastened over all.
+
+Thus from two to four hundred roses of almost every variety are daily
+put upon the New York train and expressed to the florist, at whose
+establishment they arrive, after a few hours, as fresh, dewy, and
+fragrant as when they left their parent plants.
+
+And yet, with all these that are sent away, the home is not forgotten.
+Gorgeous blooms in exquisite foreign vases adorn table, cabinet-shelf,
+and mantel in every inhabited room in the house, where, among relics of
+the old time, the roses of yesterday and to-day meet in a rivalry so
+lovely that one is at a loss in deciding the merits of their separate
+claims. The roses of to-day are freshest, and it may even be fairest;
+yet there is a little poem which asks,--
+
+ What's the rose that I hold to the rose that is dead?
+
+And thus, to one who has known and loved the place in days gone by, when
+what has become a mere association and memory now made its very life and
+soul, there is something in the suggestion of that verse which at least
+lets itself be readily understood.
+
+ ALICE KING HAMILTON.
+
+
+
+
+A HOOSIER IDYL.
+
+
+It was a part of the Great West which in the past fifty or seventy-five
+years has been transformed from unbroken forests, the home of the red
+Indian and the deer, to a thickly-settled farming-country, dotted with
+comfortable homes and traversed by railways and wagon-roads. Here and
+there in retired districts the log cabins of the pioneers remained, and
+wherever one looked an horizon of woods met his eye; but the numerous
+towns and villages gave evidence of a higher and ever-increasing degree
+of civilization.
+
+It was a land of rich soil and lush natural growth, without rocks or
+hills or swiftly-running streams, a region of corn- and wheat-fields and
+orchards, of clover-pastures and melon-patches.
+
+The human _physique_ showed good development and abundant nourishment,
+but the dwellers along the sluggish creeks sometimes had a tinge of
+yellow beneath the sunburn of their faces. Caste distinctions, pride of
+station, were unknown here; all the people, whether their possessions
+were great or small, drew their nurture from the soil, and greeted each
+other with a friendly "Howdy?" when they met, conscious of perfect
+equality. It was much better to be poor in a place like this than in a
+great city,--to have at least physical abundance if one could not have
+other advantages. Elvira Hill was not conscious of being poor, though
+just now she was anxious to get a country school to teach. All her life
+had been spent amid these familiar scenes, her condition in life was
+neither worse nor better than that of her acquaintances, and it never
+occurred to her to be discontented with her lot and rebel against fate.
+She had been brought up on a farm, had known what it was to go after the
+cows of an evening, to drive them to the barn-lot bars and milk them, to
+catch a horse in the pasture and saddle and ride it, to hunt hens' nests
+in the hay-mow, to churn, and wash dishes, and get vegetables from the
+garden, and pick the raspberries and blackberries that ripened in the
+fence corners along the fields and woods. But just now she was living
+with her grandmother in a little brown house in the cluster of houses
+called Hill's Station. There were two stores, a post-office, a
+blacksmith's shop, and a mill; the mail-trains stopped here, and a daily
+hack carried passengers northward two miles and a half to a larger
+village, Sassafrasville, where there was an excellent academy. The
+national pike ran through Hill's Station, and there was a great deal of
+travel on this road,--local travel of various kinds, peddlers' wagons
+which stopped in every town, and long rows of white-covered movers'
+wagons going West to Illinois or Iowa or Kansas. What wonder, then, that
+with all these advantages the people of Hill's Station thought
+themselves centrally located, and watched with complaisant interest the
+passing trains, the daily hack, and the teams going along the pike? That
+they were pleasantly located there was no doubt. Tall beech- and
+sugar-maple-trees, part of the original forest, stood singly here and
+there and cast pleasant islands of shade upon the expanse of sunshine,
+and from the fields which bordered the road came the scent of
+clover-blooms.
+
+Elvira Hill had gone to the little country schools, sometimes to the one
+a mile west of town, sometimes to the one a mile east, and for the past
+three years had attended the Sassafrasville Academy: so that now, at
+seventeen, she was considered to have a good education, and expected to
+follow the example of many of the young people of that section and go to
+teaching. She talked it over with her grandmother, and decided that she
+had better try a subscription school in the country first; then, if she
+succeeded in giving satisfaction, she would apply in the winter for the
+position of assistant in the Hill's Station school.
+
+Her grandmother, placid and fair, with a cap of sheer white muslin
+resting on her yet brown hair, and a pair of gold-bowed spectacles
+pushed up on her forehead above her kindly blue eyes, was considered a
+handsome old woman, and showed few traces of the life of toil through
+which she had passed. She read a great deal in a New Testament with
+large print, and often sat a long time in thought, with it open on her
+knees. Another work which she frequently perused was Mrs. Ellet's "Women
+of the Revolution," in two volumes, containing steel engravings of
+stately dames in laced bodices and powdered hair.
+
+Elvira borrowed a horse of one of the neighbors, put her grandmother's
+much-worn red plush side saddle upon it, and started out in search of a
+school. She rode east and she rode north; but in the first district they
+had a teacher already engaged, and in the second they had concluded they
+wouldn't have any school that summer. Did they know of any other school
+where a teacher was wanted? she inquired. No, they couldn't say they
+did; but she might hear of one by inquiring further, the honest district
+trustees said. So she rode homeward again, in no wise discouraged, and
+asked the postmaster to inquire of the farmers who came in from other
+neighborhoods in regard to this matter.
+
+He promised that he would, and a week later called her in as she was
+passing, and said, "There was a man here yesterday from Buck Creek
+district who said they wanted a teacher in their school this summer. You
+might try there. His name is Sapp, and he lives right by the
+school-house. You go two miles and a half south till you come to a mud
+road, then two miles and a half east till you come to a pike. You can't
+miss the place."
+
+Elvira thanked him, and a little while later, when her accommodating
+neighbor was not using his horse, she borrowed it again and rode forth
+on her quest. It had been raining, the mud road was muddy, and clouds
+still hung in the sky; but the country through which she passed was a
+rich, fresh green, and the fruit-orchards were in bloom. From solitary
+farm-houses big dogs and little dogs issued forth to bark at the sound
+of her horse's feet, and bareheaded children at this signal ran out to
+the gate to see who was passing.
+
+The school-house of Buck Creek district, a neat wooden building, painted
+white, stood in a grassy acre lot, bordered on two sides by thick woods,
+on the other two by the roads which crossed here. In the corner
+diagonally across from it stood a snug cabin, with a garden around it, a
+well-sweep in the rear, and a log stable not far distant. She alighted
+in front of it, and was proceeding to hitch her horse, when the door
+opened, and a man stepped out, greeting her with a friendly "Howdy?"
+
+She responded, and asked if Mr. Sapp lived here.
+
+"My name is Sapp," he said, and, tying her horse, invited her in.
+
+There she found the rest of the family,--the mother, a grown daughter,
+and two half-grown sons: they seemed friendly, but a little shy, and
+stood in the background while she transacted her business.
+
+"Yes," Mr. Sapp said, in answer to her question, "they wanted a
+three-months' school, but had no teacher engaged. Had she ever taught
+before?"
+
+No, she had had no experience in teaching; but she had attended the
+Sassafrasville Academy several terms, and was qualified to teach the
+common branches,--arithmetic, grammar, and geography, reading, writing,
+and spelling.
+
+Well, he would bring her application before the other two trustees, and
+guessed they would elect her: there was no other applicant. Now, about
+the terms: three dollars a scholar for the term of twelve weeks was the
+usual rate. If she would draw up a subscription-paper, he would take it
+round himself and get as many names as he could; thought he could get
+twelve scholars signed, and knew that more would be sent. The children
+had to be kept at home in busy times, and the farmers didn't like to
+bind themselves to pay the full amount for all that they would send. He
+himself would sign one and send two. Charley could go all the time; but
+Jack would have to help about mowing and reaping and threshing, and
+couldn't attend regularly.
+
+So Elvira drew up the paper according to his dictation, and, leaving it
+with him, rode home in the dusk of the evening, feeling happy over her
+prospects.
+
+Her grandmother had supper ready in the little kitchen; and it tasted so
+good, the salt-rising bread and butter and hash, the little tea-cakes,
+and the preserved pears. While the grandmother drank her cup of tea,
+Elvira told her the incidents of the afternoon; and the night closed
+around them as they sat secure and content in their humble home.
+
+The great world was full of great problems which wearied and perplexed
+men's brains and seemed wellnigh unsolvable, but she had solved her own
+little problem in her own little way, and was at peace.
+
+In a few days Mr. Sapp called with the subscription-paper. He had got
+sixteen scholars signed,--more than he expected. That was a good
+prospect for a summer school. They wanted her to begin on the following
+Monday; which she promised to do. Then she asked him if she could board
+at his house a week or two, until she could make some arrangements to
+ride from home. Yes, she could; he guessed a dollar and a half a week
+for board would be about the fair thing.
+
+So, early Monday morning she bade her grandmother good-by, and, with her
+books under her arm, set forth to walk to Buck Creek district. The
+school-house door was locked when she got there, but a few timid
+country-children were sitting on the door-steps or on the fence, with
+their school-books and dinner-buckets. Mr. Sapp came over and unlocked
+the door; then, as it was half-past eight, Elvira rang the little bell
+which she found on the teacher's desk, and school began. After taking
+down the children's names and ages and assigning desks to them, she
+heard them read in their first, second, or third readers, and questioned
+them about the progress they had made in other branches. Other children
+came in from time to time, until there were twenty-two present. And when
+Mr. Sapp went home at "little recess," as the intermission of fifteen
+minutes in the middle of the forenoon was called, he told her that her
+school opened very well. "Big recess" was the intermission from twelve
+o'clock till half-past one. In that time the children ate their dinners
+and then scattered to play in the large grassy yard or in the shade of
+the adjoining woods. Elvira won their hearts by going out and playing
+prisoners' base and two or three other games with them. When she rang
+the bell again, the children said, "It's books now," meaning the time
+allotted to study and recitation, came in red and panting, and, with the
+energy generated by violent exercise, got out their books and turned to
+their lessons as if they meant to learn everything there. But as their
+blood cooled their efforts relaxed, and they were soon looking idly
+around the school-room for some source of entertainment. When Elvira
+called up a class to recite, the children at their seats looked and
+listened with absorbed interest, till reminded by their teacher that
+they had lessons of their own to learn. There was another "little
+recess" in the afternoon; then, at half-past four, school closed, or
+"broke," as the children called it, and they rushed forth with their
+empty dinner-buckets in hand, laughing and shouting and chasing each
+other as they started home. Some of the little girls waited to say
+good-by to the school-ma'am and to kiss her, and one of them said, in a
+shamefaced way, "I like you real well."
+
+When all had gone, Elvira sprinkled and swept the floor and put her own
+desk in order. Then, locking the door, she went over to Sapp's cabin,
+which was to be her home for a while.
+
+Mrs. Sapp rose up from the quilt she was quilting, and, greeting Elvira
+cordially, invited her to lay off her things--meaning her hat and
+cloak--and take a chair. Mary was in the kitchen, a small shed-room
+attached to the cabin, getting supper. Elvira looked around her. The
+hewn logs which formed the walls were well chinked in the cracks, and
+neatly whitewashed. A home-made rag carpet covered the floor. Two beds
+stood foot to foot in the back part of the room, and a third in the
+corner by the fireplace. On the wall, over the beds, hung various
+articles of clothing,--a dozen calico dresses, several pairs of
+pantaloons, and coats, turned wrong side out. In the corner, between the
+window and the fireplace, stood a bureau, covered with a white muslin
+cloth, the borders ornamented with open-work made by drawing out the
+horizontal threads in narrow strips and knotting the others together in
+various patterns. Over the mantel hung an almanac, and two
+highly-colored pictures representing a brunette beauty and a blonde,
+named Caroline and Matilda. Mrs. Sapp, meantime, was giving a
+biographical account of the school-children and their parents,--saying
+how Mrs. Brown was bound her two little girls should get some schooling,
+if she had to pay for it herself out of money she got by selling eggs
+and butter, and how the Sanders children didn't have any clothes in the
+world besides those they wore to school, except some old ragged ones,
+and how they had to change them at night as soon as they got home.
+
+"I saw 'Tildy White at school to-day," she continued, "but I guess she
+won't get to come much. Her step-mother keeps her at home and makes her
+work, while her _own_ children can go all the time. The three Mays
+children were there too, but you needn't care whether they come regular
+or not: Mr. Mays is mighty poor pay, and I suppose you won't ever get
+your dues from him; but maybe Mr. Sapp can collect it off of him some
+way. And Bert Mowrer was there: he's a sassy boy. His folks don't make
+him mind at home at all, and 'most every teacher has trouble with him.
+Mr. Redding, the teacher we had last winter, licked him with a beech
+gad, and he behaved hisself after that. And there's Maggie Loper; her
+mother needs her at home real bad, but she'll get to come all summer.
+She's the only girl, and there are six grown boys; and the family set a
+heap o' store by Maggie."
+
+This stream of talk was interrupted by the entrance of Mr. Sapp and the
+two boys; and soon after Mary called them all to supper. There was
+hardly space to pass between the stove and the table in the kitchen, and
+several splint-bottomed chairs had to be brought from the front room;
+but at last all were seated, and, after Mr. Sapp said grace,
+conversation began in a loud and cheerful tone. The plate of hot
+biscuits was first passed to Elvira, then the platter of fried ham, then
+the butter, the young radishes and onions, and later the blue bowl
+containing stewed dried apples. Mrs. Sapp poured out the hot coffee,
+saying, "Our folks want coffee three times a day, and want it pretty
+strong." The sugar-bowl, containing brown sugar, was passed around, that
+each one might sweeten his coffee according to his taste; then the
+cream-pitcher, full of rich cream. Mr. Sapp drank three cups of coffee,
+and ate in proportion, and frequently passed the meat and bread to
+Elvira, hospitably urging her to eat more.
+
+After supper, Mrs. Sapp invited Elvira to come out and see her little
+chickens. She had sixty, all hatched within the last two or three weeks,
+and another hen would come off next week with a brood. "I've got some
+young turkeys, too," she said, "but they hain't done very well this
+spring, because it was so rainy. Two died, and I have to look after the
+others to keep 'em out of the wet grass." Then they looked at the
+garden, and Mrs. Sapp remarked that the boys must stick the peas right
+off, went on to the milk-house,--a log shanty beyond the well,--and
+finally came back to the sitting-room, where, as there was yet an hour
+of daylight, Mrs. Sapp sat down to the quilting-frame. Elvira borrowed a
+thimble and assisted her, having only to ply her needle and listen. The
+stream of talk ran on the subject of quilts, the various patterns in
+which they were pieced and quilted, the Rising Sun, the Lion's Paw, and
+the Star of Bethlehem being Mrs. Sapp's favorites. From the pile resting
+on a chair between the two beds at the back of the cabin, quilts
+representing these patterns were brought and unfolded for Elvira to
+admire; and each one had reminiscences connected with it which she must
+hear. One was pieced when Jack was a baby, one was Mary's work and
+property, and another was quilted in one day by the neighbor women on
+the occasion of a quilting-bee, which Mrs. Sapp proceeded to describe in
+all its particulars.
+
+As darkness settled down, the other members of the family came in from
+their various chores, and, as the evenings were yet cool, a fire was
+made in the fireplace. Then, seating himself by one of the jambs, Mr.
+Sapp opened the spelling-book, and, calling Charley into the middle of
+the floor, pronounced one row of words after another for him to spell,
+until several pages had been gone over and not a single word missed,
+greatly to the pride and admiration of the father. But by nine o'clock
+the fire got low, and the family began to yawn. It was time to go to
+bed, and, without saying good-night, the different members retired to
+their allotted quarters,--Mr. and Mrs. Sapp to the bed by the fireplace,
+Jack and Charley to one bed in the back part of the room, and Mary and
+the school-ma'am to the other.
+
+Thus, with few variations, the days passed until the first week of
+school had gone. Elvira became better acquainted with her pupils, with
+the Sapp family, and, through them, with the news and gossip of the
+neighborhood. One evening she found Mary, who was a young woman grown
+and older than herself, standing outside the back door, crying bitterly,
+while her mother stood by, talking to her with the air of one who could
+be liberal in some views and yield many points, but who felt that a firm
+stand must be made somewhere. On explanation, it appeared that Mary
+wanted to go to the nearest station on the railroad and ride to the next
+station east, a distance of thirteen miles, for the purpose of making a
+visit; but Mrs. Sapp was not willing that she should do so, giving as
+her objection that there was so much danger in riding on the cars,
+adding that if Mary would wait till corn-planting was over, her father
+would take her through in a wagon. She had never been on the cars
+herself, and could not give her consent for one of her family to enter
+upon such risks. So Mary, with much disappointment, had to give up her
+proposed visit for the time.
+
+When Friday evening came, Elvira walked home to Hill's Station, feeling
+that she had made a good beginning in her new work, and related to her
+grandmother all the incidents of the week. On Saturday she went about
+among the neighbors, who were most of them farmers, to see if she could
+hire a horse for the summer. All the good horses, however, were in
+constant use, and could not be spared by their owners. At last, one
+farmer said that he had a horse which wasn't worth much at its best, and
+just now had a sore head, so that he had put it out to pasture for the
+summer on a farm several miles distant. She could have it to use, and be
+welcome, if she would provide pasturage for it and give it now and then
+a few ears of corn. Elvira accepted the offer gratefully, and he
+promised to have it at Hill's Station for her by another Saturday. She
+boarded at Sapp's another week, and after that rode from home every
+morning and back every night. Her steed did not seem to have an arch or
+curve in its whole body, but to be made up of straight lines and angles.
+It reminded her of the corn-stalk horses she used to make when a little
+girl. Its favorite gait was a slow walk, with its head in a drooping
+dejected attitude, and sometimes it came to an entire stand-still, as if
+it had reached its journey's end. When she was about to meet some one,
+or heard wheels coming behind her, she tried to urge it into a spirited
+trot, and to rein it in so that its neck would have some slight
+appearance of a curve; but it only threw its nose into the air,
+presenting a longer straight line than before, and, after trotting a
+little way, it came to a sudden pause about the time the people passed
+or met her. More than once she heard them laugh and felt her face burn.
+If she had not known better days, she had at least known better horses,
+and was aware that her steed presented a sorry appearance. The only time
+it displayed any life was in the morning, when she came to catch and
+saddle it. Then it trotted repeatedly around the pasture-lot,
+occasionally sticking its head over the top rails, as if it had a notion
+to jump the fence and run away. During the day it fed on the grass in
+the school-house yard, and every day at noon she took it over to Sapp's,
+drew water from their well, and gave it as many bucketfuls as it would
+drink. Elvira carried her dinner, consisting generally of bread and
+butter, cold meat, and pie, in a little basket hung on the horn of the
+saddle, and sometimes, when she had been trotting, found on reaching
+school that part of it had fallen out on the way.
+
+The road over which she passed every morning and evening grew familiar
+to her, even to the individual trees, the mossy old stumps, the
+fence-corners over-grown with wild vines. The life of the farm-houses,
+as daily presented to her, furnished perpetual entertainment. She came
+to know every member of every family by sight, and to associate certain
+traits of character with them. Some two-story white houses stood back
+from the road in the retirement of fruit- and shade-trees, and seemed
+reserved and dignified; other smaller houses were only a few steps
+removed, and had their wood-piles on the side of the road. One little
+new cabin in the corner of a strip of woods especially interested
+Elvira. It was the home of a lately-married pair, young folks full of
+energy and ambition. The husband chopped down trees, ploughed, or
+ditched his land, as if he were working for a wager, and the wife was
+equally active and industrious. Her bright tin milk-pans were out
+sunning early every morning, her churning and ironing were done in the
+cool part of the forenoons, her front yard was always neatly swept, and
+the borders were bright with balsams, petunias, and other flowers.
+
+Then the world of nature unfolded every day something fresh to the
+solitary rider,--the blue depths of summer sky in which great masses of
+dazzling white clouds were heaped, the thick beech woods, where it was
+always cool and pleasant, the swamps, with their spicy fragrance, their
+variety of growth, and their slow-running streams of clear brown water.
+The blossoming blue-flags of May gave way in June to the fragrant wild
+roses, and these were followed in July and August by ripe raspberries
+and blackberries, which grew plentifully along the fence-corners and
+could be had for the picking.
+
+Toward the latter part of the term, Elvira was frequently invited by her
+pupils to go home with them on Friday night and spend Saturday at their
+house, now one girl, now another, saying, "Miss Hill, mother said ask
+you to come home with us to-night." And when she went, she found that
+the farmer's wife had prepared something extra for supper in expectation
+of her coming,--fried chicken, and honey, and other home luxuries,--and
+seemed glad of the little break in the monotony of farm-life which the
+school-ma'am's visit afforded. The faded family photographs and old
+daguerreotypes were brought out for her entertainment, and she was told
+that "This is Aunt Lizzie Barnwell: she lives in Grant County, and this
+is her husband, and these are her children. This is Grandpa and Grandma
+Brown, and this is grandma's brother, ma's uncle. For a long time he
+thought that was a cancer on his nose, but it turned out to be only a
+wart. And this is Mr. and Mrs. Holmes: they used to live neighbors to
+us, but now they have moved to Kansas. And this is Johnnie and Sarah and
+Nelson Holmes. Nelson used to be real mean: he pulled our hair at
+school, and threw clods of dirt at us when we were coming home of
+nights, and we always thought he stole our watermelons, and we were glad
+when he moved away; but we liked Sarah and Johnnie." And so on through
+the list of relatives and acquaintances. On these visits Elvira
+generally slept on a high feather bed in the best room, or in a little
+bedroom opening from the parlor,--for not all the homes were as humble
+as Sapp's,--and the oldest daughter of the family slept with her. On
+Saturday forenoon she often went berry-picking with the children,
+crossing the corn-fields in the hot sun, climbing fences, and so gaining
+the thickets or woods where the blackberry-vines grew wild, with gallons
+of ripe berries ready for nimble finders. "Look out for snakes!" the
+children used to call to each other when deep in the bushes, but they
+never saw anything more than a harmless garter-snake, or perhaps a
+water-snake in the swamp. Saturday afternoons she sat and talked with
+the farmer's wife, assisting in the sewing or quilting or whatever work
+of this kind was on hand; and when she rode home in the cool of the
+evening it was always with some little delicacy in her basket for her
+grandmother,--a glass tumbler of honey, a cake, some pickles or
+preserves, or a quart bottle of maple syrup, which her hostess had given
+her at parting.
+
+Near the end of the term, Maggie Loper invited Elvira to go home with
+her Friday night and spend Saturday. "Mother says for you to come. We're
+going to thrash, Saturday, and we'll have a big dinner and lots of fun."
+She meant that they were to thresh wheat, and it was the stir and
+excitement of this event which she called fun. Elvira accepted the
+invitation, and went home with Maggie at the time appointed. She felt at
+home among these farm festivals, and enjoyed them, the work included,
+for she had as yet acted only as assistant, and had not felt the
+responsibility of "cookin' for thrashers" which weighs so heavily on
+housewives. It is not alone the fact that they must provide dinner and
+supper for fifteen or twenty hungry men, but the knowledge that their
+viands will be compared, favorably or unfavorably, with those of other
+women in the neighborhood. So they exert themselves to provide a
+variety, and load their tables with rich food, insomuch that "goin' with
+the thrashers" means to farm-workers in this section a round of
+sumptuous living. The Loper family rose Saturday morning while the east
+was red, and did the milking and despatched breakfast earlier than
+usual. The threshers were coming at eight o'clock, and they hoped to get
+the engine and threshing-machine in order and be well under way at nine.
+Two neighbor women came over to help Mrs. Loper, and Elvira assisted
+Maggie in all her tasks. Together they cleaned and scraped a tub half
+full of potatoes, plucked the feathers of two fat hens, gathered a lot
+of beets and summer squashes, and sliced cucumbers and tomatoes into
+dishes of vinegar, adding pepper and salt; they brought eggs from the
+barn, rousing a protesting cackle among the hens by scaring some of them
+off their nests, and milk and butter from the spring-house.
+
+In the mean time Mrs. Loper and her two assistants, warm and red, but
+sustained by the importance of the occasion, were at work in the
+kitchen, beating eggs and stirring sugar and butter together for cakes,
+making pies, and roasting, baking, boiling, and stewing. When their
+other tasks were done, Maggie and Elvira were deputed to set the table.
+Two long tables were placed end to end in the shade of some maple-trees
+which stood near the house, and covered with white cloths, then the
+plates, knives and forks, and drinking-glasses were placed in order. The
+Loper supply of dishes was not sufficient, but there were two large
+basketfuls which had been borrowed from neighbors for the occasion, and,
+by having recourse to these, the tables were furnished. Chairs were
+brought from kitchen and parlor and every room in the house, but even
+then two were lacking. "Never mind," said Maggie: "Joe and Will can sit
+on nail-kegs," referring to two of her brothers.
+
+The men and machinery and wagons had come early in the day, the engine
+drawn by two oxen, the threshing-machine by four horses. The oxen swayed
+hither and thither as they were driven through the gates and into the
+barn-lot, and the driver cracked his whip and cried, "You Buck! You
+Berry! Gee! Haw! Whoa!" till one was ready to wonder that the bewildered
+animals did anything right. At last the engine was in the desired
+position, and the oxen were released from their yoke, to stand with
+panting sides in the shade of the barn. Then the threshing-machine was
+stationed in its place, and the broad band put on which connected it
+with the engine. In the mean time, those whose duty it was to haul water
+from the creek had brought three or four barrelfuls to the boiler, fire
+had been built in the engine, and the engineer "got up steam." Two
+wagons were off to the field, where the wheat still stood in shocks, and
+as soon as they returned, piled high with yellow sheaves, the work began
+in earnest. Two men--cutters and feeders, as they were called--received
+the sheaves tossed to them from the wagons, cut the withes of straw
+which bound them, and pushed them evenly into the thresher. Farmer Loper
+himself and one of his sons stood at the place where the grain ran out,
+and as fast as one bushel-measure was filled another one was set in its
+place and the wheat poured into a sack. When a sack was full it was tied
+up and set back out of the way. Other laborers stood at the back part of
+the thresher, where the straw came out, and, with pitch-forks in hand,
+tossed it about until the foundation for a stack was formed. Then they
+stood on the stack, rising higher as it rose, trampling the straw and
+pitching it into place. The chaff and dust flew upon them until their
+faces, their hat-brims, and the shoulders of their colored shirts were
+covered, and the perspiration streamed from every pore. No wonder that
+the wives and mothers of these farmers dreaded the wash-days after a
+week of threshing. There was noise and excitement enough in connection
+with the dust and work,--the puffing of the engine, the whir and shake
+and rattle of the threshing-machine, and the raised voices of the men
+calling to each other or giving orders. The engineer and the feeders and
+cutters were conceded to have the most responsible positions, but the
+duties of the other workers were also important. There must be water for
+the boiler, and the wheat must be brought from the field fast enough to
+keep a constant supply on hand, the straw must be stacked well, and the
+grain accurately measured. At exactly twelve o'clock the engineer blew a
+long loud whistle, the band was thrown off, the wheels of the thresher
+ceased to revolve, and the work came to a stand-still. Comments were
+exchanged on the progress made during the forenoon and the quality of
+the wheat, then the tired horses were unharnessed and fed, and Farmer
+Loper led the way toward the house. Here on a bench by the well were all
+the wash-pans and wash-bowls the house afforded, and clean towels hung
+on the roller and on nails outside the door. The men washed their hands
+and faces, and, by the aid of a small looking-glass hung by the towels,
+and a comb attached to a string, combed their hair. To the women it was
+the most exciting moment of the day. They were dishing up the dinner and
+putting the finishing-touches to the table. Finally all was ready. Mrs.
+Loper spoke to her husband, and he said, "Come, men, dinner's ready,"
+and led the way to the table. He took the chair at one end, his oldest
+son that at the other, and the others ranged themselves at will between.
+
+Mrs. Loper poured out coffee in the kitchen, the neighbor women carried
+the cups and saucers, Maggie waited on the table, passing the bread
+around first, and Elvira stood with a bunch of peacock's feathers in her
+hand and kept off the flies. A boiled ham was at the head of the table,
+a pair of roast fowls at the foot; between stood a long row of
+vegetables,--potatoes, string-beans, squash, beets, and others,--and
+near the large tureens were smaller dishes,--cold-slaw, tomatoes,
+cucumbers, pickles and preserves of various kinds. A large cake stood on
+a glass cake-stand in the middle of the table, flanked on one side by a
+deep glass dish full of canned peaches, on the other by a similar one of
+floating island, while all the available remaining space was occupied by
+pies,--apple-pies, custard, berry-pies, cream-pies. To have a variety of
+pies on a festal occasion was the ambition of every housewife, seven
+different kinds of pies and three kinds of cake being not uncommon. If a
+map of the region where pie prevails is ever drawn up and printed, this
+section of the country will be shaded unusually dark. To have company to
+dinner and not set pie before them would be considered a breach of an
+ancient and well-grounded custom: the best of puddings or other forms of
+dessert would be regarded only as an evasion. Pie was not out of place
+at supper; and the instance of one family comes to mind where steamed
+mince-pie for breakfast was eaten, and considered both appropriate and
+delicious.
+
+At Farmer Loper's harvest-table sweet milk and fresh buttermilk were
+among the drinks, but most of the men preferred coffee, and drank it hot
+out of the saucers. Some sets of dishes included tiny cup-plates, in
+which to set the coffee-cups that they might not stain the table-cloth;
+but Mrs. Loper had none, and the men scraped their cups on the edge of
+the saucers before placing them on the clean white cloth. One man drank
+six cups of coffee, then said he guessed he wouldn't take any more,
+adding, "It's best to be moderate." At this all the men burst into a
+roar of laughter, except one, who grew red in the face and ate his
+dinner in silence. It seemed that while hauling that day one of his
+horses had balked, and in his anger he had lifted one foot to kick it,
+but missed it, lost his balance, and fell. He arose from the fall
+somewhat ashamed, and remarked, "It's best to be moderate." This
+incident had amused the others very much, and any allusion to it caused
+laughter.
+
+The women waited on the table, not in the sense of changing plates and
+bringing fresh courses, for all the dinner was before them, but
+replenishing cups and glasses when they were empty, refilling the
+vegetable-tureens and bread-plates, cutting the pies and cake and
+passing them around, and serving out the canned peaches and the custard
+in small dishes. They were also careful to see that the pickles and
+preserves were passed to every one.
+
+With most of the men present Elvira was acquainted: they were the
+patrons of her school, and found time in the midst of eating and general
+conversation to ask how Johnnie was a-comin' on in his spellin', or if
+Annie was gettin' along well in her 'rithmetic, adding, "I'll be wantin'
+her to calkilate interest for me by and by." Bert Mowrer's father
+inquired about his boy, then added cheerfully, "If he don't behave, lick
+him,--lick him: that's what I tell every teacher."
+
+Farmer Loper and the engineer fell to discussing how many bushels of
+wheat to the acre the neighboring farms had produced, and how many this
+would probably produce, with various comments on the weather and the
+soil. A little farther down the table a young farmer was telling of the
+speed made by his brown mare Kitty,--how she passed every team on the
+road, and that he wouldn't take a hundred and fifty dollars for her; and
+farther still, two or three were discussing the affairs of an absent
+neighbor,--how he had bought the Caldwell place, but, not being able to
+pay for it, had given a mortgage, and hadn't managed the farm very well,
+had let the interest run behind, they had heard, so there was a prospect
+of his losing it.
+
+"I guess he won't have to give it up," said one: "the woman that raised
+his wife has got plenty of money, and if he can't make it, she'll pay
+for the place and let them live on it. She's helped them several times
+already. If he wasn't so lazy and shiftless he might have everything in
+good shape."
+
+But a conversation which was going on at the lower end of the table
+interested Elvira most of all. It was about birds, including some of
+her favorites of the woods and fields which she had noticed a great deal
+in her solitary rides that summer. The principal speaker was a young
+farmer whom she had never seen before. He seemed to be acquainted with
+the names and habits of all the birds which lived in that section,
+besides many which merely passed through it on their way northward every
+spring and southward every fall.
+
+"I have kept a record of the time of each arrival," he said, "and notes
+of rare birds. The bluebird came first, and the humming-bird last. And I
+discovered two birds that were new to me. One is a Northern bunting. A
+flock stayed one day in our orchard on their way northward to their
+summer home, and I succeeded in killing and stuffing a pair. The
+feathers of the male were a beautiful pink-red. The other strange bird
+seemed to come with the scarlet tanager, and is much like a pee-wee in
+shape and size, with feathers of a greenish yellow."
+
+"When do you find time to learn so much about birds?" asked George
+Loper, who knew only a few of the more common ones,--blackbirds, crows,
+jays, hawks, and robins,--and had no eyes for the variety of feathered
+life around him.
+
+"I keep my eyes open as I work and as I go along the road," answered
+young Farmer Worth; "then I look up their names and read something about
+them in a book on birds which I have. You've no idea how much enjoyment
+there is in it. I have quite a collection of birds which I have stuffed,
+and more than a hundred different kinds of eggs, besides my cabinet of
+mineral specimens. I nailed two ladders together, and climbed thirty
+feet above these and got a crow's nest; and this spring we found a
+hawk's nest in a high tree. We tied a stout twine to a small stone,
+which we threw over the forks of the tree, and with this drew a large
+rope over. Then I sat in the noose of the rope, and three boys pulled me
+up sixty feet to the nest. It was rather scary, I can tell you, and I
+was glad to get down to the ground again; but I got the hawk's nest."
+
+Then Elvira asked him if he could tell her the name of the bird with a
+yellow head, but otherwise black plumage, which she had noticed not long
+before in a flock of common blackbirds; and they were soon in an
+animated conversation on the subject of birds in general. Elvira had
+noticed many that summer which she could describe, but whose names she
+did not know.
+
+Soon the men began to leave the table, for it was not the custom to wait
+till all had done eating, but for each one to go when he was ready.
+George Loper went away grumbling that he couldn't see any use in
+learning about birds: all he wanted was for the crows and blackbirds to
+keep away from the corn when it was first planted. But Elvira and young
+Worth talked ten minutes longer, finding more and more that they were
+interested in the same subjects. Then the women began to clear away the
+plates and cups and knives, and Elvira turned to assist them, while her
+new acquaintance joined his companions, who were resting in the shade of
+the trees. There he encountered some good-natured chaff from the younger
+members, who began by asking him if he was struck with the school-ma'am.
+The responsibility of the threshers' dinner being over, Mrs. Loper and
+her assistants sat down to the table, to eat their own dinner at ease,
+and exchange remarks with each other, complimenting or criticising their
+cooking.
+
+"This chicken-stuffin' is real good," said one of the neighbors to Mrs.
+Loper.
+
+"Well, I don't know," said Mrs. Loper, tasting some of it on the end of
+her knife: "'pears to me I put a leetle too much sage in it. But the
+gravy you made, Mirandy, that couldn't be better. Didn't you see how the
+men kept askin' for it to be passed? And they've et up all the summer
+squash and all the cream-pie. Taste some of these plum preserves, Mis'
+Brown, and don't let me forget to send some to your little girls: I
+remember how well they like 'em. This cake is real light and good, but I
+was afraid it would fall. This float would 'a' been better if I'd had a
+little lemon flavor to put in it. But I guess, on the whole, the dinner
+went off middlin' well." Then, seeing Elvira and Maggie sitting on the
+opposite side of the table, some deeper thoughts were stirred in her
+motherly heart, and she began to talk of the daughter she had lost years
+before: "If Lucy had lived, she'd 'a' been seventeen this spring,--just
+your age; and you remind me of her sometimes. She always had such red
+cheeks, and was never sick a day till she was taken down with the
+diphtheria."
+
+For a while the affairs of the present were forgotten, as the old and
+never-wholly-healed wound was opened afresh and she dwelt upon her
+bereavement; but soon the round of work must be taken up, the dishes
+must be washed, the victuals set away, and supper for the threshers must
+be planned and prepared. It was best so. "Time, the healer, and work,
+the consoler," enable us to bear many things which in the first keen
+freshness of grief seem unbearable.
+
+The threshers thought they would be done by six o'clock, so they decided
+not to stop for supper at five, as was the custom, but wait for their
+evening meal till the work of the day was completed. Elvira started home
+before this time, and good Mrs. Loper not only filled her own little
+basket, but made her take a larger one packed with remains of the feast.
+
+There were three weeks more of her school, and during that time she saw
+young Farmer Worth several times. Twice she met him in the road, and
+once he stopped at the school-house to bring her Wilson's book on birds,
+which he had promised to lend her. But the day before school closed he
+came and helped Jack Sapp and some other boys make a platform in the
+woods, on which the children could speak their declamations and sing
+their songs, and on the afternoon of the last day of school was present
+in the crowd of parents, brothers, sisters, and friends assembled on
+that important and, to the children, most exciting occasion. There were
+declamations from the third and fourth readers,--"How big was Alexander,
+Pa?" and "He never smiled again," and "Lord Ullin's Daughter,"--and
+Maggie Loper held the audience spell-bound by an entirely new one, which
+Elvira had selected and copied for her out of a book of poems,--"The
+Dream of Eugene Aram." Then there were songs, and dialogues, and two
+compositions, one on "Rats" and one on "Planting Corn," which had been
+produced by their respective authors after much wear of brain fibre and
+much blotting of writing-paper. Last of all, Elvira read one of
+Longfellow's poems, after which she said that the exercises of the
+school were over, but that remarks from visitors would be gladly
+received. Then one of the trustees arose, and said that education was a
+great blessing, that he hoped the children of the present day would
+appreciate their advantages and grow up to be useful men and women,
+adding that all the schooling he had received was three winter terms in
+a log school-house, one entire end of which was occupied by the
+fireplace, and which had no glass windows, the light being admitted
+through holes cut in the logs and covered with greased foolscap-paper.
+No other remarks being offered, the audience was dismissed, and the
+children began in an excited hurry to collect their possessions, and bid
+their teacher good-by as if for a life-long parting. Some of them even
+shed tears, and this occasioned the cynical remark from a by-stander,
+"Them Mays children needn't to take on so: the school-ma'am will have to
+call at their house often enough before she gits her money."
+
+Soon the spot was deserted, and the squirrels came down from the trees
+to retake possession of their old haunts, to scamper across the
+platform, to sniff at the fallen rose-petals of the bouquets, and to
+nibble the crumbs of cake and bread dropped from the lunch-baskets.
+
+The next outing for the people of Buck Creek neighborhood was the
+county fair, which occurred in September. They went in spring-wagons, in
+farm-wagons, in buggies, and on horseback, starting early in the
+morning, and taking an ample supply of provisions for themselves as well
+as feed for their horses.
+
+The sunshine poured down hot upon them, and there was much dust, but
+they were happy. There were crowds of people from all the surrounding
+country; there were displays of vegetables, fruit, honey, butter, in
+tents and sheds,--in short, all the products of a farming region; there
+were cakes, loaves of bread, glasses of jelly, and jars of pickles and
+preserves, made by farmers' wives; and in the department allotted to
+needle-work there were quilts of various patterns and various claims to
+public notice: one had three thousand five hundred and forty-four pieces
+in it, and was made by a great-granddaughter of Daniel Boone, the
+pioneer; another was pieced by an old lady of eighty-one without the aid
+of glasses. Among the live-stock were fat cattle and prancing
+three-year-old colts, with red or blue ribbons fastened to their manes,
+indicating that they had received the first or second prize, and fat
+hogs; there were various breeds of poultry in coops, and before each
+stall or pen or coop stood a group of spectators, admiring, commenting,
+or asking questions of the owner; there were agricultural machines and
+implements, and patent pumps for stock-yards, and improved cross-cut
+saws, each strongly recommended to the public by a glib-tongued agent.
+Then there were stands for the sale of ice-cream, lemonade, and peanuts
+and candy; and no rural beau felt that he had done the polite thing
+unless he took his girl up to the counter and treated her. When he had
+strolled all over the ground with her, and perhaps taken her into one or
+two side-shows, where there were negro minstrels or the Wild Australian
+Children, he went and sat in a buggy with her, and they talked, and
+waited for the horse-race, or balloon-ascension, or wire-walking, which
+was the especial attraction of the afternoon.
+
+"Why, who's that with Tom Worth?" asked one Buck Creek belle of her
+escort as they were thus sitting together. "I didn't know that he was
+goin' with anybody?"
+
+"I didn't, either," was the response; then, after a little pause, "I'll
+swan, it's Miss Hill, the school-ma'am. Who'd 'a' thought they would be
+here together? I didn't know they were acquainted."
+
+And this remark was echoed by other Buck Creek people as they saw the
+couple walking together. But there is a law of affinity by which people
+are drawn together as lovers or as friends, which is like some of the
+hidden forces of nature: we cannot see their operation, we can only see
+their results. Some one has made the paradoxical remark that we are
+acquainted with our friends before we ever see them; meaning that our
+tastes for the same pursuits or subjects, traits of character that
+harmonize, views that coincide, have been ripening apart, and, when at
+last we meet, that is sufficient; it does not require a long
+acquaintanceship to reveal one to the other.
+
+Young Farmer Worth was now in the habit of frequently calling to see
+Elvira Hill, and of taking her out riding in his buggy, that being an
+approved form of courtship in this section. They talked of their
+favorite books and studies, their ambitions for the future as regarded
+mental culture, and their individual plans.
+
+Elvira had applied for the position of assistant in the Hill's Station
+school, and had been engaged as first assistant instead of second, which
+was better than she had hoped. She would have to hear some advanced
+classes from the principal's room, and this would require her to study,
+which would be a source of improvement.
+
+Young Farmer Worth, whose father had died three years before, had bought
+the home farm, and was now working to pay his older brothers and sisters
+for their shares in it and to comfortably support his mother in her
+declining years.
+
+"There are eighty acres in it, well improved, and with good buildings,"
+he said one day, while unfolding his plans to Elvira, "and I think I can
+make a good home of it, and a happy one, where I can feel independent,
+and no one's servant, as I could not at any other business. Farming is a
+profession, and I intend to work with my head as well as my hands, to
+read and study on the subject, to take the best agricultural papers, and
+keep up with the times. My fondness for ornithology and mineralogy can
+be indulged in connection with my work on the farm and without in any
+wise interfering with it."
+
+In the winter he came occasionally to take her to lectures at
+Sassafrasville or another neighboring town, and they always found food
+for thought in what they heard, and pleasure in discussing it afterward.
+
+The gossips said, "There's a match;" but it was not until spring that
+they were engaged. Then he took her to see his mother, and showed her
+the old home, the farm, and the improvements he was making. The old lady
+received Elvira with mingled dignity and cordiality, but, finding her
+interested in all she heard and saw, warmed toward her more and more,
+and told much of her own life, unfolding the store of memories on which
+her thoughts chiefly dwelt nowadays, talking of her husband, the
+children she had lost, and bringing forth their pictures, opening closed
+rooms, and showing dishes, linen, and other household goods which dated
+back to her own girlhood and early married life.
+
+Elvira felt an attachment for Mrs. Worth which deepened when, in the
+ensuing autumn, her dear grandmother died after a brief illness, and
+she experienced the loneliness of bereavement and homelessness. The
+little brown house in Hill's Station was sold, and Elvira went to board
+with one of the neighbors: she was still teaching in the village school.
+
+When June came round again, with its beauty of earth and sky, it brought
+her wedding-day. A very quiet wedding it was; but the home-coming, or
+the "in-fare," to use a good old-fashioned word, was the occasion of
+much joy and merry-making. It seemed as if all the Buck Creek
+neighborhood had assembled to welcome the bride. Two of the farmers'
+wives had been at the Worth homestead all the preceding day, and many of
+them brought cakes with them.
+
+In the centre of the table stood a roast pig, with an apple in its
+mouth, and around it were a great abundance of the substantial viands
+and delicacies usually provided on such occasions. There were also many
+presents for the bride from her old friends, not costly or fine, but in
+keeping with their manner of living. Mrs. Loper brought a sheep-skin for
+a mat, the wool combed out smoothly and colored crimson, Maggie a white
+crocheted tidy as big as a cart-wheel, Mrs. Sapp a wooden butter-stamp,
+Mary Sapp a picture-frame made of pasteboard, with beech-nuts glued
+together thickly upon it and varnished.
+
+So, amid good wishes and rejoicing, the young married pair entered upon
+their new life together, contented, yet energetic, and happy in the fact
+that their own lives afforded fulness and enjoyment, and that in their
+own efforts lay the fulfilment of their ambitions.
+
+ LOUISE COFFIN JONES.
+
+
+
+
+INTO THY HANDS.
+
+
+ Into thy hands, my Father, I commit
+ All, all my spirit's care,
+ The sorest burden this dim life can bear,
+ The sweetest hope wherewith its paths are lit!
+ Into thy hands, that hold so closely knit
+ What our blind, aching heart
+ Calls joy or grief,--we know them not apart!
+ Into the hands whence leap
+ The hurling tempest, and the gentle breath
+ Kissing the babe to sleep,
+ The flaming bolt that smites with instant death
+ The giant oak, and the refreshing shower
+ Whose balmy drops make glad the tender flower.
+
+ What though, even as lent jewels passing bright,
+ That crowned me happy king
+ For one sweet revel of one night in spring,
+ I must surrender in the morning light,
+ That cold and gray breaks on my tearful sight,
+ Youth, hope, and joy, and love,
+ And--oh, all other gems, all price, above!--
+ The deathless certainty
+ Of the deep life beyond this pallid sun,
+ That golden shore and sea
+ Which to my youthful feet seemed wellnigh won,
+ So fair, so close, so clear, methought I heard
+ The trees' soft whisper and faint song of bird;
+
+ What though this fair dream, too, fled long ago,
+ And on my straining eyes
+ There break no more visions of mellow skies
+ 'Neath which dear friends, called dead, move on in low
+ Sweet converse through wide, happy fields aglow
+ With heavenly flower and star,--
+ What though, like some poor pilgrim who from far
+ Sees, through a slender rift
+ In the dark rocks that hem his toilsome way,
+ The clouds an instant lift
+ From countries bathed in everlasting day,
+ I stand and stretch my yearning arms in vain
+ Toward the blest light, too swiftly lost again?
+
+ Into thy hands, my Father, I commit
+ This dearest, last hope too,
+ Old as the world, and yet forever new,--
+ The hope wherewith our dimmest paths are lit,
+ With life itself indissolubly knit!
+ That too is well, I know,
+ In thy eternal keeping. Ah! and so
+ Let my poor soul dismiss
+ Each fear and doubt, hush every anxious cry,
+ Forget all thought save this,
+ Some time,--oh, dream of joy that cannot die!--
+ In those beloved hands, a priceless store,
+ All our lost jewels shall be found once more!
+
+ STUART STERNE.
+
+
+
+
+A CHAPTER OF MYSTERY.
+
+
+Science, as a rule, has avoided the subject of Spiritualism. Its results
+are too much unlike the hard, visible, tangible facts of scientific
+research to attract those accustomed to positive investigations. And its
+methods and conditions are usually of a character to set a scientist
+beside himself with impatience. Crucial tests do not seem acceptable to
+spirits in general. They decline to be placed on the microscopic slide
+or to show their ghostly forms in the glare of the electric light, and
+prefer to haunt the society of those who do not pester them with too
+exacting _conditions_. Thus they have been mainly given over to a class
+of somewhat credulous and, in some instances, not well-balanced mortals,
+whose statements have very little weight with the general public, and
+whose strong powers of digesting the marvellous have originated a
+plentiful crop of fraud and trickery sufficient to throw discredit on
+the whole business.
+
+It cannot be said, however, that all the adherents of Spiritualism are
+of this character, or that science has completely failed to investigate
+it. It has won over many persons of good sense and sound logic,
+including several prominent scientists, to a belief in the truth of its
+claims. Were its adherents all cranks or credulous believers, and its
+phenomena only such common sleight-of-hand performances as suffice to
+convince the open-mouthed swallowers of conjurers' tricks, it would be
+idle to give it any attention. But phenomena sufficiently striking to
+convert such men as Hare, Crooks, Wallace, Zoellner, and the like are
+certainly worthy of some attention, and cannot be at once dismissed as
+results of skilful prestidigitation.
+
+In fact, it is evident to those who have taken the trouble to
+investigate the question seriously, and who do not dismiss it with an _a
+priori_ decision, that in addition to the fraudulent mediums who make it
+their business to trick the public, and are ready to produce a new
+marvel for every new dollar, and to call "spirits from the vasty deep"
+of the unseen universe in form and shape to suit every customer, there
+are some private and strictly honest mediums, and many phenomena which
+no theory of conjuring will explain. To what they are due is another
+question, in regard to which no hypothesis is here offered. It may be
+said here, however, that the work of the Psychic Research Society has
+demonstrated rather conclusively that certain hitherto unknown and
+unsuspected powers and laws of nature do exist, and that man's five
+senses are not the only means by which he gains a knowledge of what is
+going on in other minds than his own. The facts of thought-transference,
+of mesmeric control, of apparitions of the living, and the like, as
+critically tested by the members of this society, seem to indicate
+clearly that mind can affect, influence, and control mind through some
+other channel than that of the senses, usually over short distances, but
+in case of strong mental concentration over long distances. That some
+psychic medium, some ethereal atmosphere, infiltrates our grosser
+atmosphere, and is capable of conveying waves of thought as the
+luminiferous ether conveys waves of light, is the theory advanced in
+explanation of these phenomena. Spiritualists had long before advanced a
+like theory in explanation of their phenomena, claiming that disembodied
+as well as living minds have the power of influencing and controlling
+other minds, through the agency of such a psychic atmosphere, and also
+of acting upon and moving physical substances through a like agency. As
+to the probability of all this, no opinion is here offered.
+
+It is our purpose simply to select some of the more striking instances
+of spiritualistic phenomena, as recorded by scientific observers. Those
+placed on record by the numerous unscientific and unknown investigators
+are not the kind of material to present to the general public.
+Statements of an unusual character need to be thoroughly substantiated
+before they can be accepted, and the remarkable phenomena adduced as
+spiritual demand evidence of the most unquestionable character. There is
+always the feeling that the observer may have been deceived by some
+shrewd trickery, or have credulously accepted what others would have
+readily seen through, or that the senses may have been under some form
+of mesmeric control. Instances of such phenomena, therefore, need to be
+attested by the names of persons of well-known honesty, judgment, and
+discrimination, and attended with an exact statement of the tests
+applied, before they can be accepted as thoroughly trustworthy accounts.
+Some instances of this character may be here given.
+
+The phenomena known under the general name of spirit-manifestations vary
+greatly in different instances. In some cases they take the form of
+strange dreams, in which some warning or information concerning coming
+events is given that afterward proves true. In others they occur as
+seeming apparitions of persons recently or long dead. In others, as in
+the case of haunted houses, there are noises of great variety, moving of
+objects, opening and shutting of doors, appearances of unknown forms,
+and all the phenomena which might be produced by an invisible inhabitant
+of the house who was able to become visible under certain circumstances.
+More ordinary manifestations are rapping sounds and lifting of heavy
+bodies, writing either with or without apparent human agency, and mental
+communication of facts unknown to or forgotten by the persons present.
+Other phases are those presented by professional mediums,--the tying and
+untying of ropes, playing on musical instruments, the production of
+luminous phenomena, slate-writing under tables, and the like.
+Performances of this character are usually done in the dark, and the
+fraud which may be present is therefore not easily detected. It is
+impossible to apply tests under such circumstances, and nothing can be
+accepted as positive that cannot be tested. Performances similarly
+surprising are constantly offered by professional conjurers, and nothing
+claiming the high origin of spiritual phenomena can be received in
+evidence where trickery is possible or has not been rendered impossible
+by the employment of adequate tests.
+
+To the same class belong the cabinet performances and the so-called
+materialization of spirit forms, which have been the favorite cards of
+professional mediums of late years. So far as yet offered in public,
+they may be dismissed in the mass as pure trickery. The fact that
+stage-performers of sleight-of-hand tricks can repeat the cabinet
+phenomena in every detail, and that the materialized spirit showmen have
+been caught in numerous instances in the very act of fraud, throws utter
+discredit on the business. No repetition by new mediums of other forms
+of the exposed tricks carries any weight. In fact, in a matter of such
+importance nothing can be accepted as settled until it has been
+subjected to the strictest scientific tests and every possible
+opportunity for deceit or trickery eliminated. We are not ready to
+believe that the spirits of our departed friends are able and willing to
+talk with or show themselves to us, or create disturbances in the
+arrangement of our furniture, unless we are absolutely positive that our
+eyes, ears, and nerves are not being cleverly fooled by some skilled and
+unscrupulous show-man, or that we are not self-deceived by some
+temporary vagary of our brains or senses.
+
+In addition to the purely physical phenomena are others of a more or
+less mental character. One interesting phase of the latter is that of
+planchette-writing, which attracted so much attention a few years ago.
+The planchette, a heart-shaped board moving easily on casters, and with
+a pencil supporting it at one extremity, moves with great readiness when
+touched by mediumistic fingers, and is responsible for acres of
+communications purporting to come from the world of spirits, and
+conveying the greatest variety of information, alike as to the thoughts
+and deeds of particular spirits and the general conditions of
+disembodied spiritual existence. In other instances the planchette is
+dispensed with, and the writing done by a pencil held in the hand of the
+medium, or occasionally, as some persons positively declare, by a pencil
+that is held in no mortal hand. In still other cases the medium, either
+awake or entranced, gives the communication by word of mouth. And this
+is asserted to be the case not only in respect to brief messages, but in
+long addresses, which are given every Sunday in our principal cities
+before large audiences, and in the writing of books of considerable
+length, but not, as a rule, of any great profundity or literary value.
+To all these claims, however, we can simply record the verdict "not
+proven." When a man writes or says anything we want more than his mere
+assertion to prove that it does not come from his own mind. And, even if
+we are satisfied that he is not consciously deceiving, the possibility
+remains that he is affected by some unconscious mental action. We shall
+certainly not accept his declaration that spirits of the dead are
+talking through him unless he gives information that could not possibly
+have been in his own mind, and could not have been received by
+thought-transference from the mind of any other person present
+or in _rapport_ with him at a distance. The discoveries in
+thought-transference open possibilities of mental influence between
+living persons which aid to explain many hitherto incomprehensible
+phenomena.
+
+Clairvoyant and clairaudiant mediums fall into the same category. They
+profess to see forms which no one else can see, and to hear voices which
+no one else can hear, and describe these forms, or repeat the words of
+these voices, often with the effect of recalling the appearance or
+character of deceased persons whom they could not possibly have known.
+Yet the fact remains that the persons who recognize these descriptions
+as accurate must have known the parties described, and it becomes
+possible that the mental impression of the medium may have been received
+by thought-transference from them. We do not assert that it has been so
+received. We assert nothing. In fact, phenomena are claimed to occur
+which it is difficult or impossible to explain on any such theory, or on
+any other theory yet promulgated. Among these is the conveyance of
+matter through matter, as of an object from the interior to the exterior
+of a corked and sealed bottle, of other objects from a distance into
+locked rooms, of writing by a sliver of pencil in the interior of a
+double slate firmly screwed together, of the placing of close-fitting
+steel rings in one solid piece around human necks, and their subsequent
+removal, of writing and speaking in languages unknown to some or all of
+the persons present, and a considerable variety of similar performances,
+declared to have occurred under strict test-conditions. Yet if we cannot
+explain we retain the right to doubt, and such statements cannot be
+received as facts except on the strongest substantiation.
+
+The phenomena whose main forms we have here given, but whose actual
+variety we cannot attempt to give, are offered on the testimony of a
+great variety of persons, many of whom are plainly too credulous for
+their evidence to be of any value whatever, while others, who seem to
+have exercised great caution and cool judgment, are unknown to the
+general public, and therefore not likely to be accepted as witnesses in
+such a critical case. Others, again, who are well known and highly
+respected, have invalidated their testimony by clearly letting
+themselves be deceived. Such was the case with Robert Dale Owen, one of
+the main historians of spiritual phenomena, who permitted himself to be
+pitifully humbugged in Philadelphia by the somewhat famous spirit of
+Katie King, whose spirit face was afterward discovered on the sturdy
+shoulders of a very decidedly incarnate young lady. This was one of the
+first instances of that throng of materialized frauds with which this
+country has ever since been well supplied.
+
+But there have been numerous investigators of spiritualism who cannot be
+placed in any such category, many of them men of high standing in the
+scientific world, whose word is still taken as positive evidence in
+support of very surprising scientific statements, since they are known
+to examine and test phenomena with the closest and most accurate
+scrutiny. This class of observers is particularly abundant in the London
+scientific world, and includes in its list such noted names as Alfred
+Russel Wallace, the celebrated naturalist, Dr. William Crooks, whose
+discoveries in chemistry and physics have been of a remarkable
+character, and Dr. Huggins, the equally celebrated astronomer. In
+America the most noted scientific observer was the late Dr. Hare, of
+Philadelphia, a chemist of world-wide fame. Of those who, if not
+professed scientists, have been otherwise of high standing, Professor
+Wallace names, in a recent communication to the "Times," Dr. Robert
+Chambers, Dr. Elliotson, and Professor William Gregory, of Edinburgh,
+Dr. Gully, a scientific physician of Malvern, and Judge Edmonds, one of
+the best known American lawyers. Names of similar reputation in the
+scientific and professional world might be adduced from Germany and
+France, prominent among them the late Professor Zoellner, of Leipsic, a
+well-known astronomer; but the above-given will suffice as evidence that
+the investigation of spiritualism has not been confined to the unknown,
+unlearned, and credulous, but has been pursued by men of the very
+highest standing for probity, learning, sound judgment, and critical
+discrimination.
+
+The results reached by these men are therefore of great weight, and go
+far to fix the status of the phenomena examined. We may say here that
+several of them have become acknowledged converts to the spiritual
+theory. More generally, however, they have declined to express positive
+opinions as to the cause of these phenomena, while positively testifying
+that they are not the result of trickery, but that they indicate the
+existence of some power or energy in nature which is able to suspend or
+overcome the operation of nature's ordinary forces. Only two prominent
+scientists, who have made any pretence to examine these phenomena, have
+declared that they are _in toto_ the result of fraud. These two are
+Professor Faraday and Dr. Carpenter. But the investigations made by
+these noted personages were too trivial to render their decision of any
+value. Faraday briefly examined the phenomena of table-tipping, and
+decided that it was due to involuntary muscular movement. Dr. Carpenter
+reasserted the same, years after this explanation had been shown to be
+entirely inadequate, and declared that the mental phenomena were due
+only to _unconscious cerebration_, or the action of memories and ideas
+long since stored in the mind, when the consciousness is otherwise
+engaged and the person is unaware of the activity of his mental stores.
+This theory, we may also say, is utterly inadequate to explain all the
+phenomena, and only applies by a strained interpretation to the
+instances which Dr. Carpenter gives in illustration.
+
+One of the most striking of these instances we may here append. A
+student relates that a professor had said to his class in mathematics,
+of which this student was a member, "'A question of great difficulty has
+been referred to me by a banker, a very complicated question of
+accounts, which they themselves have not been able to bring to a
+satisfactory issue, and they have asked my assistance. I have been
+trying, and I cannot resolve it. I have covered whole sheets of paper
+with calculations and have not been able to make it out. Will you try?'
+He gave it as a sort of problem to his class, and said he would be
+extremely obliged to any one who would bring him the solution on a
+certain day. This gentleman tried it over and over again. He covered
+many slates with figures, but could not succeed in resolving it. He was
+a little put on his mettle, and very much desired to attain the
+solution. But he went to bed on the night before the solution, if
+attained, was to be given in, without having succeeded. In the morning,
+when he went to his desk, he found the whole problem worked out in his
+own hand. He was perfectly sure that it was his own hand. And this was a
+curious part of it, that the result was attained by a process very much
+shorter than any he had tried. He had covered three or four sheets of
+paper in his attempts, and this was all worked out on one page, and
+correctly worked, as the result proved. He inquired of the woman who
+attended to his room, and she said that she was certain no one had
+entered it during the night. It was perfectly clear that this had been
+worked out by himself."
+
+Instances of this kind are certainly very curious, and seem to show that
+the mind, when set in any train of thought by intense concentration, may
+pursue it after consciousness has been withdrawn. And the result
+indicates that the mind acts with innate logic when not disturbed by
+distracting considerations, and can be trusted to do more correct work
+when thus set going and left to run of itself than when consciously held
+to its work. Yet an examination of every recorded instance of this kind
+strongly indicates that no such unconscious mental action ever takes
+place except when the consciousness has been earnestly directed to the
+subject in advance, that no marked instances of this activity ever occur
+except in the unconsciousness of sleep or trance, and that it ceases
+when the mental excitement that started it has gradually subsided. There
+is not an instance on record to show that the mind ever originates
+unconscious action, or that any of its remote stores or powers ever
+spring into activity without being aroused by sensation or conscious
+thought. Thus the doctrine of _unconscious cerebration_ has been carried
+much further than the facts warrant. It need hardly be said that it is
+utterly inapplicable as a theory to many of the facts adduced by the
+Society for Psychic Research.
+
+In the year 1869 the London Dialectical Society, an association of
+cultured liberals, embracing many well-known personages, appointed a
+committee to examine "the asserted phenomena of Spiritualism." The
+committee divided itself into six sub-committees, each of which
+submitted a report, and according to a general report, published in
+1871, "these reports substantially corroborated each other." We may
+therefore quote the more interesting points from the report of one of
+the sub-committees:
+
+"All of these meetings were held at the private residences of members of
+the committee, purposely to preclude the possibility of prearranged
+mechanism or contrivance. The furniture of the room in which the
+experiments were conducted was on every occasion its accustomed
+furniture. The tables were in all cases heavy dining-tables, and
+required a strong effort to move them. The smallest of them was five
+feet nine inches long and four feet wide, and the largest nine feet
+three inches long and four and a half feet wide, and of proportionate
+weight. The rooms, tables, and furniture generally were repeatedly
+subjected to careful examination, before, during, and after the
+experiments, to ascertain that no concealed machinery, instrument, or
+other contrivance existed, by means of which the sounds or movements
+hereinafter mentioned could be caused. The experiments were conducted in
+the light of gas, except on the few occasions specially noted in the
+minutes.
+
+"Of the members of your sub-committee about four-fifths entered upon the
+investigation wholly sceptical as to the reality of the alleged
+phenomena, firmly believing them to be the result either of _imposture_,
+or of _delusion_, or of _involuntary muscular action_. It was only by
+irresistible evidence, under conditions that precluded the possibility
+of either of these solutions, and after trials and tests many times
+repeated, that the most sceptical of your sub-committee were slowly and
+reluctantly convinced that the phenomena exhibited in the course of
+their protracted inquiry were _veritable facts_. The result of their
+long-continued and carefully-conducted experiments, after trial by every
+delicate test they could devise, has been to establish _conclusively_,--
+
+"First. That under certain _bodily_ and _mental_ conditions of one or
+more of the persons present a force is exhibited sufficient to set in
+motion heavy substances, without the employment of any muscular force,
+and without contact or material connection of any kind between such
+substances and the body of any person present.
+
+"Second. That this force can cause sounds to proceed, distinctly audible
+to all present, from solid substances not in contact with nor having any
+visible or material connection with the body of any person present, and
+which sounds are proved to proceed from such substances by the
+vibrations which are distinctly felt when they are touched.
+
+"Third. That this force is frequently directed by intelligence."
+
+Of the many experiments described in this report we will quote here but
+one:
+
+"On one occasion, when eleven members of your sub-committee had been
+sitting around one of the dining-tables above described for forty
+minutes, and various sounds and motions had occurred, they, by way of
+test, turned the backs of their chairs to the table, at about nine
+inches from it. They all then knelt upon their chairs, placing their
+arms upon the backs thereof. In this position their feet were of course
+turned away from the table, and by no possibility could be placed under
+it or touch the floor. The hands of each person were extended over the
+table, at about four inches from the surface. Contact, therefore, with
+any part of the table could not take place without detection. In less
+than a minute the table, untouched, moved four times,--at first about
+four inches to one side, then about twelve to the other side, and then,
+in like manner, four and six inches respectively."
+
+The committee further remarks that after this experiment "the table was
+carefully examined, turned upside down, and taken to pieces, but nothing
+was discovered to account for the phenomenon. Delusion was out of the
+question. The movements were in various directions, and were witnessed
+simultaneously by all present. They were matters of _measurement_, and
+not of opinion or fancy. Your sub-committee have not collectively
+obtained any evidence as to the nature and source of this force, but
+simply as to the _fact of its existence_."
+
+Mr. Sergeant Cox, a member of this sub-committee and a prominent member
+of the English bar, relates that he experimented elsewhere in the same
+manner as that above described, and with similar results, a heavy
+dining-table being employed. Afterward, when all the party stood in a
+circle round the table, holding hands, at first two and then three feet
+distant, the table lurched four times, once more than two feet and with
+great force, and moved to such an extent as to become completely turned
+round. After the party had broken up, and were standing in groups about
+the room, the table, which was about two feet from its original
+position, swung violently back to its proper place and set itself
+exactly square with the room, with such force as literally to knock down
+a lady who was standing in the way putting on her shawl for departure.
+
+Mr. Cox, after a close examination of these phenomena, offered a theory
+in explanation somewhat differing from that already mentioned. He
+believes that they are due to the action of some psychic force,
+originating in the nervous system and analogous in character to magnetic
+attraction. He relates several instances of heavy bodies moving toward
+the mediums, as if attracted, and remarks, "In another experiment in my
+own lighted drawing-room, as the psychic [the medium] was entering the
+room with myself, _no other person being there_, an easy-chair of great
+weight that was standing fourteen feet from us was suddenly lifted from
+the floor and drawn to him with great rapidity, precisely as a heavy
+magnet will attract a mass of iron."
+
+Another phase of these phenomena, as observed by the committee, was the
+sudden and considerable change of weight in the table, it becoming light
+or heavy as desired. To prove this scientifically, a weighing-machine
+was attached, and the change of weight clearly proved. "One instance
+will suffice. Weighed by the machine, the normal weight of a table
+raised from the floor eighteen inches on one side was eight pounds.
+Desired to be light, the index fell to five pounds; desired to be heavy,
+it advanced to eighty-two pounds. And these changes were instantaneous
+and repeated many times."
+
+The most remarkable evidence adduced by scientific observers is that
+presented by Professor Crooks. He is a chemist of high reputation, the
+editor of the "Chemical News" and for many years of the "Quarterly
+Journal of Science," the discoverer of the metallic element thallium,
+and of recent years noted for his remarkable discoveries in the
+conditions of matter in highly-exhausted vacuum-tubes. In 1870 he
+undertook the investigation of Spiritualism, with the full expectation
+of exposing it as a compound of trickery on the one side and of
+credulity and self-deception on the other. In January, 1874, he
+published, in the "Quarterly Journal of Science," a brief compend of the
+notes of his investigations during the four years preceding. Some of the
+phenomena here recorded are so extraordinary that they would not be
+worthy an instant's attention but for the attestation of a witness of
+such standing, and one accustomed to the employment of the severest
+scientific tests.
+
+The phenomena recorded, as he declares, with few exceptions, all took
+place in his own house and in full light, at times appointed by himself,
+"and under conditions that absolutely precluded the employment of the
+very simplest instrumental aid." In all cases only private friends were
+present besides the medium. The mediums employed were the noted D. D.
+Home and Miss Kate Fox, of Rochester-rappings notoriety. Of the simpler
+phenomena observed were the movement of heavy bodies with contact, but
+without mechanism or exertion, percussive and other sounds, etc. He
+remarks,--
+
+"I have had these sounds proceeding from the floor, walls, etc., when
+the medium's hands and feet were held, when she was standing on a chair,
+when she was suspended in a swing from the ceiling, when she was
+enclosed in a wire cage, and when she had fallen fainting on a sofa. I
+have had them on a glass harmonicon. I have felt them on my own shoulder
+and under my own hands. I have heard them on a sheet of paper held
+between the fingers by a piece of thread passed through one corner. I
+have tested them in every way that I could devise; and there has been no
+escape from the conviction that they were true objective occurrences,
+not produced by trickery or mechanical means." Intelligence is
+manifested by these sounds, "sometimes of such a character as to lead to
+the belief that it does not emanate from any person present."
+
+He records numerous instances of the movement of heavy bodies when not
+touched: "My own chair has been twisted partly round while my feet were
+off the floor. A chair was seen by all present to move slowly up to the
+table from a far corner when all were watching it; on another occasion
+an arm-chair moved to where we were sitting, and then moved slowly back
+again (a distance of about three feet) at my request."
+
+"On five separate occasions a heavy dining-table rose between a few
+inches and one and a half feet off the floor, under special
+circumstances which rendered trickery impossible.... On another occasion
+the table rose from the floor, not only when no person was touching it,
+but under conditions which I had prearranged so as to assure
+unquestionable proof of the fact."
+
+As to the power of overcoming gravity, he tested it by the use of a
+weighing-machine specially constructed and very delicate in its
+operation, being so arranged that its extremity could not possibly move
+downward without external pressure. Yet it did so move downward when the
+medium's fingers were held over it without touching it. This experiment
+was conducted in a way that renders it absolutely certain that some
+force beyond those visible to the persons present was in operation.
+
+He also describes the lifting of human bodies without visible external
+aid: "On one occasion I witnessed a chair, with a lady sitting on it,
+rise several inches from the ground.... At another time two children, on
+separate occasions, rose from the floor with their chairs, in full
+daylight, under (to me) most satisfactory conditions; for I was kneeling
+and keeping close watch upon the feet of the chair, and observing that
+no one might touch them."
+
+Among other strange manifestations, he positively declares that his
+library-bell was brought into a room in which he was sitting with the
+medium, with locked doors, both he and his children having seen and
+handled the bell a short time before in the library. Also a piece of
+China grass was taken from a vase on the table, and before his eyes
+seemed to pass through the substance of the table. Observation showed
+that there was a crack in the table through which it had apparently
+passed. But this crack was much narrower than the diameter of the grass,
+yet the latter showed no signs of abrasion or change of shape.
+
+As to the intelligence manifested by this strange power he gives the
+following instance. A lady was writing with a planchette. "I asked, 'Can
+you see the contents of this room?' 'Yes,' wrote the planchette. 'Can
+you see to read this newspaper?' said I, putting my finger on a copy of
+the 'Times' which was on the table behind me, but without looking at it.
+'Yes,' was the reply of the planchette. 'Well,' I said, 'if you can see
+that, write the word that is now covered by my finger, and I will
+believe you.' The planchette commenced to move. Slowly and with great
+difficulty the word 'however' was written out. I turned round, and saw
+that the word 'however' was covered by the tip of my finger. I had
+purposely avoided looking at the newspaper when I tried this experiment,
+and it was impossible for the lady, had she tried, to have seen any of
+the printed words, for she was sitting at one table, and the paper was
+on another table behind, my body intervening."
+
+The most remarkable phenomena attested by Professor Crooks, however, are
+those classed as luminous appearances, and particularly as luminous
+hands. Some of the most striking of those may be here quoted:
+
+"Under the strictest test-conditions I have seen a self-luminous body,
+the size and nearly the shape of a turkey's egg, float noiselessly about
+the room, at one time higher than any one present could reach standing
+on tiptoe, and then gently descend to the floor. It was visible more
+than ten minutes, and before it faded away struck the table three times
+with a sound like that of a hard, solid body. During this time the
+medium was lying back, apparently insensible, in an easy-chair."
+
+"I have had an alphabetic communication given by luminous flashes
+occurring before me in the air while my hand was moving about among
+them. I was sitting next to the medium, Miss Fox, the only other persons
+present being my wife and a lady relative, and I was holding the
+medium's two hands in one of mine, while her feet were resting on my
+feet. Paper was on the table before us, and my disengaged hand was
+holding a pencil. A luminous hand came down from the upper part of the
+room, and, after hovering near me for a few seconds, took the pencil
+from my hand, rapidly wrote on a sheet of paper, threw the pencil down,
+and then rose up above our heads, gradually fading into darkness."
+
+"In the night I have seen a luminous cloud hover over a heliotrope on a
+side-table, break a sprig off, and carry the sprig to a lady; and on
+some occasions I have seen a similar luminous cloud visibly condense to
+the form of a hand and carry small objects about."
+
+These hands he claims to have frequently seen, sometimes in darkness,
+sometimes in light. On one occasion "a beautifully-formed small hand
+rose up from an opening in a dining-table and gave me a flower; it
+appeared and then disappeared three times at intervals: this occurred in
+the light, in my own room, while I was holding the medium's hands and
+feet."
+
+The hand often seemed to form from a luminous cloud. "It is not always a
+mere form, but sometimes appears perfectly life-like and graceful, the
+fingers moving, the flesh appearing as human as that of any in the room.
+At the wrist or arm it becomes hazy and fades off into a luminous
+cloud.... I have retained one of these hands in my own, firmly resolved
+not to let it escape. There was no struggle or effort made to get loose,
+but it gradually seemed to resolve itself into vapor, and faded in that
+manner from my grasp."
+
+We should not venture to quote these most remarkable statements but for
+the fact that they are made by a gentleman of such high standing for
+accuracy of observation, who knew perfectly well that he was imperilling
+his position in the scientific world and exposing himself to the
+contumely and accusation of loss of sanity that followed. In regard to
+this point it need only be said that his most valuable scientific work
+has been done since that period, and that his statements on scientific
+subjects are received everywhere to-day as unquestionably accurate and
+important. That he saw what he believed to be luminous hands there can
+be no doubt. Whether he was deceived is another question.
+
+As to the producing cause of these manifestations Professor Crooks
+offers no theory. Whether the power and the intelligence displayed came
+from some one present or from some disembodied spirit he makes no
+suggestion, but simply presents the facts as evidence that there are
+mysteries in nature transcending any that have yet been weighed and
+measured, and which must engage the attention of the science of the
+future.
+
+Of the other scientists named, Professor Wallace openly accepts the
+spiritualistic explanation of these phenomena. He has not, so far as we
+are aware, published any detailed statement of his investigations,
+though we have been told that they consisted in part in what is known as
+"spirit photography," or the taking of photographs of persons known to
+be dead, by his own private apparatus and in his own private rooms. As
+to the character of the results obtained by him, however, we are unable
+to make any statement.
+
+Professor Zoellner also became a believer in Spiritualism, mainly through
+experiments with the American medium Mr. Slade. He published a work on
+the subject, in which he advances the theory, which has of late
+attracted so much attention, of a fourth dimension in space; that is,
+that, in addition to length, breadth, and thickness, bodies may have a
+fourth dimension, beyond the powers of human observation. The untying of
+knots in sealed ropes, passage of matter through matter, etc., he
+attempts to explain as possibly done by agents capable of working in
+this fourth dimension of matter. Science, however, is as little inclined
+to accept this theory as to accept that of spirit communication.
+
+Of the American scientific observers Professor Hare is far the most
+noted for his critical discernment, his accuracy of observation, and his
+obstinate determination not to be convinced that there was anything
+occult in these phenomena. He was remarkably skilful in the making of
+scientific apparatus, and he tested the phenomena received by a series
+of instruments of delicate construction and capable of exposing the
+least attempt at fraud. Those who were present at the circles with him
+declare that he would frequently make his appearance with a new
+instrument and a face full of grim expectancy that he would now baffle
+the powers that had baffled him on previous occasions, and that he would
+retire with a countenance of settled despondency as the unseen
+_something_ set at nought his deep-laid plans and secret hopes. It will
+suffice to say here that his experiments ended in his accepting the
+spiritual explanation of the phenomena and publishing a work on the
+subject.
+
+The same was the case with Judge Edmonds, from whose published work we
+may make a few quotations, as his high standing as a jurist and
+reputation for veracity and legal shrewdness make him a witness whose
+word would be accepted without question on any ordinary subject. He
+gives the following strange experience: "During the last illness of my
+revered old friend Isaac T. Hopper I was a good deal with him, and on
+the day when he died I was with him from noon till about seven o'clock
+in the evening. I then supposed he would live yet for several days, and
+at that hour I left to attend my circle, proposing to call again on my
+way home. About ten o'clock in the evening, while attending the circle,
+I asked if I might put a mental question. I did so, and I know that no
+person present could know what it was, or to what subject even it
+referred. My question related to Mr. Hopper, and I received for answer
+through the rappings, as from himself, that he was dead. I hastened
+immediately to his house, and found that it was so. That could not have
+been from any one present, for they did not know of his death, nor did
+they understand the answer I received. It could not have been the reflex
+of my own mind, for I had left him alive, and thought that he would live
+several days."
+
+Of his statements in regard to physical phenomena the following may be
+quoted: "I have known a pine table with four legs lifted bodily up from
+the floor in the centre of a circle of six or eight persons, turned
+upside down, and laid upon its top at our feet, then lifted up over our
+heads and put leaning against the back of the sofa on which we sat. I
+have seen a mahogany table, having only a centre leg, and with a lamp
+burning upon it, lifted from the floor at least a foot, in spite of the
+efforts of those present, and shaken backward and forward as one would
+shake a goblet in his hand, and the lamp retain its place, though its
+glass pendants rung again. I have seen the same table tipped up with the
+lamp upon it, so that the lamp must have fallen off unless retained
+there by something else than its own gravity; yet it fell not, moved
+not. I have known a mahogany chair thrown on its side and moved swiftly
+back and forth on the floor, no one touching it, through a room where
+there were at least a dozen persons sitting; and it was repeatedly
+stopped within a few inches of me, when it was coming with a violence
+which, if not arrested, must have broken my legs."
+
+Of the phenomena classed under the head of spiritualistic three
+explanations have been offered. One is that they are purely the result
+of fraud in the mediums and self-delusion in the believers. A second is
+that they are due to some unknown law and force of nature, the physical
+manifestations being ascribed to a psychic energy of nervous origin, the
+mental to _unconscious cerebration_. A third explanation is that they
+are due to the action of disembodied spirits, who are able to return to
+the earth and make their presence manifest in all the methods above
+recounted. Of these explanations the first is that given by the general
+public, and particularly by those who know nothing practically about the
+subject, but have reached their opinions by their own inner
+consciousness and without troubling themselves to investigate the facts.
+That it does apply, however, to much of what is known as spiritual
+manifestations there can be no doubt. Of frauds under the name of
+mediums there has been an abundance. Of dupes under the name of
+Spiritualists there has been an equal abundance. And the tricks of false
+mediums have been so often detected as to throw a shadow of doubt over
+everything connected with the asserted phenomena. Yet that it is not all
+fraud has been abundantly proved by the testimony of the men above named
+and many others of equal powers of discrimination, and by the occurrence
+of numerous phenomena under circumstances that absolutely precluded
+deception, either in medium or audience. To these cases one or other of
+the second and third explanations must be given. Acceptance of the
+third, that they are really the work of spirits, would of course settle
+the whole business and explain all the phenomena in a word. But the
+great body of critical observers are disinclined to accept this theory,
+for the reason that many of the scientific class doubt the existence of
+any spirit beyond the earth-life, that many of the religious class
+question the possibility of freed spirits returning to earth, and that
+many of an intermediate class consider the manifestations too puerile
+and the mental communications given too unsatisfactory and too far below
+the mental calibre of the professed speakers to be worthy of assignment
+to any such source. These communications seem usually painted by the
+mind of the medium, and are often notably feeble, absurd, and valueless.
+
+To the members of this class the second explanation is the only tenable
+one,--namely, that there are certain extraordinary powers resident in
+the nervous organism which are capable of acting in opposition to the
+ordinary energies of nature; that an intangible material exists outside
+the body and penetrates physical objects, through whose aid the
+nerve-power somehow operates to produce sounds and motions of bodies;
+that this nerve-power may act unconsciously to the person who possesses
+it in even a highly-developed state; that its action may be controlled
+by the mind, acting either consciously or unconsciously; that old and
+long-forgotten stores of the memory may take part in this action; and
+that other minds may act through the medium's mind and set in action his
+psychic powers unconsciously to himself.
+
+That there is such a supersensible substance, and that the human mind
+has such hitherto unknown powers, is not easy to admit. And yet when we
+consider all the facts bearing upon the case it becomes equally hard to
+deny. The history of mankind is full of stories of occult operations and
+so-called supernatural performances. Those recorded are, of course, but
+the merest fraction of those that have been observed. At the present day
+this world of mystery seems everywhere around us. Outside of what is put
+on record, almost every person one meets can relate some such mysterious
+occurrence which has happened to himself or some of his acquaintances.
+That a very great proportion of this has been self-deception must be
+admitted. But all mankind is not blind and gullible; and if we strain
+these stories of the marvellous through the sieve of criticism, some
+considerable residuum will remain, which must be accounted for by
+another theory than that of delusion.
+
+The theory above given accounts in some degree for most of the facts,
+though there are others which it is not easy to make fit in. Such are
+the instances in which information unknown to any person present has
+been given. We may instance the writing of the word covered by Professor
+Crooks's finger, and the answer to Judge Edmonds's mental question
+concerning his dying friend. Other striking instances of the same
+character might be given, some of which have happened within the
+knowledge of the writer. We may give in illustration the case of one
+gentleman, a prominent businessman of Philadelphia, who received from a
+medium a statement of the date of the death of a child that had occurred
+many years before. The gentleman denied the correctness of the date, and
+gave what he believed to be the correct one. But the medium insisted on
+the date given. On going home and consulting his family record, to his
+surprise the gentleman found that the medium was right and he
+wrong,--that the child had died on the date stated, not on that which
+had been impressed upon his memory.
+
+Taking the case of mentality as a whole, it is certain that we are yet
+far from being acquainted with all the powers and mysteries of the human
+mental and nervous organism, despite all the researches of late years.
+Nor do we know all the conditions and capabilities of the world of
+matter which surrounds us, or the possibilities of intercommunication
+of minds without the aid of the senses. On the other hand, Spiritualists
+assert that we are equally far from knowing all the possibilities of
+spirit existence or of communication between embodied and disembodied
+mind. As to all this, it is perhaps best to remain in a state of
+suspended decision and await the results of accurate observation to
+settle the question definitely on one side or other. The investigation
+now being carried on by a committee appointed by the University of
+Pennsylvania, under the conditions of a bequest from the late Mr.
+Seybert, will, it may be hoped, tend to clear up the mystery.
+
+ CHARLES MORRIS.
+
+
+
+
+THE STORY OF AN ITALIAN WORKWOMAN'S LIFE.[B]
+
+
+Si, signora, there are four of us,--Fausta, and Flavia, and Marc
+Antonio, and I. La Mamma was left a widow when Marc Antonio was twelve
+years old and Fausta ten, Flavia was eight, little Teresina (who died in
+childhood) six, and I was only sixteen months old. All the rest can
+remember Babbo [daddy], and many's the time, when I was a little one, I
+have cried my eyes out with anger and jealousy because I couldn't
+remember him too. Babbo was a good man, signora. Never an angry word, La
+Mamma says,--not one,--in all the fifteen years they were married, and
+_allegro, allegro_ (cheerful). He was a carrier, and he had only a
+little time at home; but then he always played with the little ones and
+made them happy. La Mamma loved him with all her heart; and often she
+says, "Ah, if I ever come to Paradise, I pray our Lord to make me find
+my Pietro again." Si, signora, I know our Lord said there was no
+marrying or giving in marriage in heaven; La Mamma knows it too; but we
+shall know each other, you know, up there, and our Blessed Lord is
+merciful, and won't part those who love each other. La Mamma says so;
+and I hope so, too. If ever I gain the rest of Paradise,--may our
+Blessed Lord and the Madonna and all the saints grant it!--I want to
+find my Luigi there too. Well, but I promised to tell the signora how
+the Mamma brought us all up on only a franc a day. As I said already,
+Babbo was a carrier. He did well, and sent Marc Antonio and Fausta and
+Flavia to school, and me to a _balia_ in the country, and put something
+by besides. La Mamma was a silk-weaver,--one of the best in Florence
+then,--and she put by something too; for she worked hard every day.
+Everything went well with them until the day that I came home from the
+_baliatico_ (period of nursing in the country). I was well weaned, and a
+strong, fine baby, and the _balia_ was proud of me; and Babbo was so
+pleased to find me so well and lively that he gave the _balia_ two
+francs more than he had agreed to do. But Babbo was always generous.
+Well, the next day La Mamma took me in her arms and went to the
+silk-shop where she had been at work, to see about selling her loom; for
+the master of the shop was old and was giving up his business and
+selling everything: it was just at that time that the silk-trade began
+to go down in Florence. When the loom was sold, La Mamma put the money
+in her purse, and then she went to put it in the bank, and then home.
+When she got into the Borgo degli Santi Apostoli she saw several people
+standing before our door; but she thought nothing of that, for we lived
+on the top floor, and there were several other families in the house.
+But when La Mamma came up to the door, she saw old Martia, her aunt, and
+Miniato, her brother, there. They were both crying.
+
+"Oh, _poverina, poverina_! here she is," says Miniato.
+
+"_Madonna santissima_! how shall we ever tell her?" says Aunt Martia.
+
+"For the love of God, tell me what it is!" said poor mamma, and her
+heart died in her.
+
+Well, in a few minutes, _adagio, adagio_, little by little, they told
+her how it was. Near the Porta San Niccolo a heavy load of bricks had
+been overturned, and poor Babbo, who was passing at the time, had been
+badly hurt. His fine gray mule Giannetta was killed. So two troubles
+came together. After a little the Misericordia brought Babbo home, and
+they put him in bed, and one of the Brethren stayed to watch him that
+night. He was badly hurt, and he never took a step again, though he
+lived for six months. La Mamma did her best: the weaving was over,--she
+could not have found much more weaving to do, even if Babbo had been
+able to bear the noise of the loom,--but she knitted, and sewed, and did
+what she could. Still, the money melted away. Babbo might have been put
+into a hospital, but La Mamma couldn't bear to part with him, even
+though he said often, as the days went on and he got no better, that he
+would rather go into a hospital than lie there and feel that he was
+eating up the little money he had put away for his wife and children.
+"_Povera_ Leonora," he used to say,--"_povera_ Leonora, who must work so
+hard while I lie here and play the signore!" And once or twice he cried
+a little. But for the most part he was cheerful and bore his pain with
+patience.
+
+All the time _la povera Mamma_ kept up her courage, and made Babbo
+believe that the money went three times as far as it did. But it melted
+away; and, the day before Babbo died, when she counted it over she knew
+that she had a hard struggle before her. She did not let him know it,
+however. He thought she had money to last for two or three months. So
+Easter came round, and still Babbo lay helpless and full of pain. The
+priest came to confess and communicate him, as he does all the bedridden
+at Easter-time, and that afternoon Babbo had less pain than for many a
+day. He kissed and blessed us as usual at bedtime, and then he told La
+Mamma to call him in the morning, so that he might light the lamp for
+her. This was because the table with the lamp stood by his side of the
+bed, and often La Mamma, who had to get up early, used to strike the
+light without waking him. "But now that I have no pain," says Babbo,
+"I'll strike a light for you, _cara mia_, so that you may have that
+comfort." Easter fell early that year, in March, and the weather was
+cold and stormy. When La Mamma woke up at four o'clock, the bells were
+ringing for first mass, but it was cold and dark, and a storm was
+raging. She could not bear to wake Babbo up, but she had promised to do
+so, and she had a long day's work before her and no time to lose. So she
+called him, very gently at first, and then louder. There was no answer,
+and she touched his shoulder and shook him a little. Still there was no
+answer, and, being frightened, she leaned over and touched his face.
+_Povera mamma!_ it was cold as ice, and stiff. Then she put her hand on
+his heart, but it was still. She jumped up quickly, but, in her fright
+and grief, she could not find the matches. At last she did so, and then
+she saw that he was dead. Little Teresa slept between them, and he had
+her hand in his, clasped so tightly that it was many minutes before La
+Mamma could set it free. She did so without waking the child, and then
+she put her into bed with Flavia and Fausta, and woke Marc Antonio and
+sent him for the doctor. When he was gone she lighted the fire and did
+what she could to warm Babbo and bring the life back, though her heart
+told her, as did the doctor when he came, that all was over. By and by
+the children woke and cried, and La Mamma wondered that she could find
+words to quiet them, and yet she did. When everything was over and the
+house quiet, the poor soul felt her heart die in her breast, and would
+have been glad to lie down and die too; but no, she could not. She had
+to take out the purse and count the money again, and then she found that
+after buying a reserved grave for Babbo at the Campo Santo at Trespiano
+she would have just enough to pay the rent for the next six months. You
+know, signora, that if a reserved grave is not bought at Trespiano the
+bodies are put into the _fossa comune_, and that is the end. The graves
+are not marked. La Mamma could not bear the thought of that, and so she
+bought a reserved grave. Then came the funeral; and she called the
+children together and told them that if they each wanted to carry a
+taper for Babbo they would have to go without their supper that night.
+They were very hungry, every one, for, what with the trouble, and the
+care, and the sorrow of that last day, La Mamma had not been able to
+cook the dinner, and they had had nothing all day but a piece of bread.
+Ah, they were hungry! They had cried until they were tired out, and they
+were as empty as organ-tubes. Marc Antonio has told me many a time about
+it. "God forgive me," says he, "but when La Mamma said that, I felt the
+hunger grip me like a tiger, and the devil tempted me, and I said to
+myself, 'Babbo's gone to the world over there, and what good will a
+taper do him? He was never the one to want us to go to bed hungry as
+well as with a sore heart.'" But even while he thought the wicked
+thoughts the love for Babbo came into his heart again. He burst out
+crying and sobbing, and cried out, "Mamma, mamma, I don't want any
+supper to-night; I don't! I don't!" _Poverino_! he was growing and
+strong, and so hungry. Fausta and Flavia and little Teresa said the
+same, but it hurt them less, and they did not cry. And then little
+Teresa spoke up,--she was always as wise as a little angel:
+
+"Mamma," says she, "the baby must have her supper, mustn't she?"
+
+"_Poverina!_ what would you have?" says La Mamma. "Yes, the poor baby
+must have her supper, indeed. She knows nothing, poor little one, of the
+sorrow in the house, or she would not grudge Babbo a taper any more than
+the rest of you."
+
+Little Teresa smiled, "Then, mamma, I've baby's supper for her," says
+she. "I did not eat my bread all day, and you can have it now to make a
+_pappa_ for her."
+
+So La Mamma took me in her arms and went into the kitchen, and then Marc
+Antonio held me while she and Fausta and Flavia and Teresa made the
+_pappa_; and then each one took it in turn to feed me. You cannot know,
+signora, how often I have lain awake and cried to think that I should
+have been the only one of us all to eat like a pig that night, while
+dear Babbo lay dead in the house and the rest were sad and hungry.
+_Pazienza_! we need patience in this world, even with ourselves
+sometimes.
+
+When the funeral was over, La Mamma put the house in order, and then she
+took out all her papers and accounts and counted over all she had. Just
+a little of the money that Babbo had saved was left,--enough, if she
+never touched it, to bring in seventy-three francs a year,--that is,
+twenty centimes [four cents] a day. She made up her mind that she would
+never touch it, so that each day, as long as we lived, we might have at
+least a piece of bread bought with Babbo's money. Then there was the
+parish, which gave her some help. The guardians of the poor widows
+appointed a guardian for us,--the Conte Bertoli, a good man, God rest
+his soul,--and he applied to the poor widows' fund for La Mamma and got
+her an allowance of fifty centimes [ten cents] a day until Marc Antonio
+should be fifteen and able to work; and then the Signor Conte himself
+added to that twenty centimes more, so that altogether La Mamma had a
+franc a day. But there were six of us. Thankful enough she was to have
+the franc; but still, as you may suppose, signora, she had to think a
+good deal and work hard to keep us. The elder children had all been put
+to a school near by, a nice school, but where Babbo had had to pay for
+them; now that was changed. Fausta and Flavia and Teresa were sent to
+the convent of the Doratei Sisters, and Marc Antonio to the Frate
+Scalopi. There was nothing to pay at either place, and the children were
+taught well and taken good care of. The convent of the Doratei is in the
+Via dei Malcontenti, and that of the Frate Scalopi in the Piazza Santa
+Croce. Marc Antonio and Fausta and Flavia and Teresa used to set off at
+seven every morning, winter and summer, and La Mamma walked with them,
+carrying me in her arms. She gave all the children a good breakfast of
+hot _pappa_ before they set out for school, and some bread and apple, or
+bread and onions, in a basket, to eat at dinner-time. At night, when
+they came home, they had a good supper of _casalingo_ [household,
+_i.e._, black] bread and milk. Then they were washed and put to bed; for
+La Mamma was very strict, and never allowed any one out of bed after
+eight o'clock. As soon as I was two years old I was sent to the Doratei
+too; and the big dark convent, with the great garden behind, is the
+first thing I ever remember. The good sisters were very kind to us. They
+taught all the older girls to read and write, and sew and knit, not only
+plain sewing, but fine stitching, and open-work, and fine darning, and
+button-holes, and lace-work, and so on. They also taught them to make
+beds, and sweep, and dust, and cook a little,--that is, how to make
+broth, and _pappa_, and such simple things. From twelve to two every day
+there was recreation. At twelve all the children, big and little, sat
+down to dinner in the refectory with the nuns. The nuns had their own
+dinner,--a very plain one always, for their rule is severe,--and the
+children had whatever they brought with them. If anything was brought
+that could be warmed over and made more nourishing, Sister Cherubina
+never grudged the trouble. When dinner was over we sang a grace, and
+then we all ran into the garden and had a good game of play. Of course
+the very little ones did nothing all day but play and sleep. Sister
+Arcangela took care of them. Sometimes on fine days the sisters used to
+take us all out for a walk in the country. Twice every week we had
+religious instruction. Padre Giovanni, our confessor, taught us
+everything, our Credo and Pater Noster, and our holy religion, and the
+holy gospel, and all the beautiful stories in the Bible, and the legends
+of the saints. Which of our Lord's miracles does the signora think the
+finest? For myself, I always liked the story of the night in which our
+Blessed Redeemer came to his disciples walking on the water. And then of
+the older stories I liked the one of poor Joseph and his brethren. What
+bad devils the brothers were! But God brought good out of evil, and
+rewarded poor Joseph, who was an angel, by making him a great king.
+Well, still I am babbling on and telling you about our school, and
+forgetting La Mamma. I told you she had a franc a day. Our rent cost a
+hundred francs a year. That was a little more than twenty-five centimes
+a day, and that left La Mamma about seventy centimes a day for food, and
+clothing, and lights, and so on. La Mamma worked day and night. Whenever
+she could, she used to sit up at night with sick people, for that was
+paid well,--a franc a night; sometimes in grand houses as much as two
+francs,--and then she could rest in the day-time when we were at school.
+But, whatever she did, or wherever she went, she always managed to be at
+the convent gate every evening at half-past five to bring us home. If by
+any chance she could not do that, Marc Antonio always waited for us and
+brought us home very carefully. He was a good, steady boy, and never
+stopped to play when we were with him, and always shut himself in with
+us at home and did his best to take care of us until La Mamma came back.
+God forgive me! but I used to think La Mamma very hard in those days.
+She would never let us go the length of a yard alone; and once when she
+caught me running out on the stairs to play hide-and-seek with some
+girls and boys who lived on the floor below us, she gave me such a slap
+that my ears rang again. Well, to tell truth, we had so much playing in
+the convent garden, and such a long walk home in the evening, that we
+were generally rather tired and glad to get quickly to bed as mamma bade
+us. She, _poverina!_ always sat up, patching and darning, long after we
+were in bed, so that we might go decently to school.
+
+I remember well the first real dolls we ever had. It was at the Feast of
+the Assumption, and there was a fair outside the Roman gate. Marc
+Antonio was to be apprenticed the next day to a very decent _vetturino_,
+and he had begged La Mamma to treat us all to some fried dumplings. We
+were all day at the fair, though of course we bought nothing; but it was
+a great pleasure to us to walk about and look at the booths full of gay
+things. We were nearly ready to come home, when Teresina spied some
+dolls and began to beg for one. She was such a sweet, good, gentle child
+that La Mamma could not bear to refuse her, especially as she scarcely
+ever asked for anything. And she seemed to have a passion for that doll,
+so pretty it was, all in pink and spangles. At last, as she begged so
+hard, La Mamma gave her ten centimes, and told her that if she could get
+it for that she might have it; and Teresina bargained so well that she
+got it for eight centimes; and then nothing would satisfy her but that
+we all should have dolls. It was in vain that La Mamma said no; Teresina
+would have her way. And so at last we all had dolls, and La Mamma, poor
+soul! spent thirty-six centimes! It seemed a mortal sin to her; and she
+has told me many a time how she lay awake that night and cried, and
+prayed to God and the saints to forgive her for that wicked
+extravagance. And yet she could not but feel glad to see how happy we
+all were with our dolls. And she was glad afterward for another reason,
+which I will explain presently. Little Teresina never went out again
+after the Feast of the Assumption. She was the first to fall ill, but
+before ten days were over we were all (all the girls, I mean,--Marc
+Antonio was not at home) struck down with smallpox. Teresina suffered
+most. I remember it well, how strange it seemed to me to hear her
+calling constantly for water and other things,--strange, because she was
+always the one who waited on the others, and never before thought of
+herself. La Mamma did everything for her that could be done, but she
+grew daily worse. Once mamma brought her doll and put it in her hands. I
+can see now--my bed was opposite to hers--how mamma watched Teresina,
+and how Teresina looked at the doll. In my own heart I thought, "Surely
+she will get better, now that she has her pretty doll." It seemed to me
+that she must do so. But in a moment she heaved a deep sigh, and said,
+"Too tired! too tired!" And then she threw the doll away from her and
+closed her eyes. _La povera Mamma_ picked up the doll and put it away in
+a drawer, and then she sat still and looked at Teresina, with the tears
+rolling down her face. Whenever I woke up in the night it was always the
+same, mamma fanning Teresina or putting bits of ice in her mouth, and
+never moving her eyes from her, and Teresina no longer restless, but
+quite still,--so still that I had never seen anything like it. Quite
+early the next day the archbishop came to confirm her, and while I was
+looking at the grand robes he wore, and at the priests who came with
+him, and watching the lighted tapers blow about in the wind, for the
+window was open and there was a strong draught, suddenly I felt a pain
+in my head which was worse than anything I had felt before,--a dreadful
+pain, which made me feel giddy and confused. I felt myself sinking, and
+I suppose I must have cried out, for I remember that some one lifted me
+and put a wet cloth on my head. The last thing I saw was Teresina's
+pale, quiet face, with the white and gold confirmation ribbon bound
+about her brows. I never saw her again. When I came to myself, days
+afterward, the corner where her bed used to stand was empty, and I knew,
+without asking, that she was in Paradise.
+
+Flavia and Fausta and I got well over it, but much disfigured, as you
+see; and yet God is good, and has sent me as kind and loving a husband
+as if I had been the most beautiful person in the world.
+
+Well, the time went on, just as before, until Flavia was old enough to
+be apprenticed to Madama Castagna, the grand dressmaker. She had always
+been a good, steady, hard-working girl, and, thanks to the good Doratei
+Sisters, she sewed so beautifully that very soon Madama allowed her
+twenty centimes a day. She had to work from eight till eight; but of
+course she could not expect more than twenty centimes while she was
+learning.
+
+Fausta was not so fortunate. She was a good girl, and the cleverest and
+quickest of us all,--yes, indeed, cleverer than I am, although the
+signora does think so well of me,--but she changed too often. First, she
+wanted to learn how to bind shoes (I forgot to say that they taught that
+in the convent), and so, while the rest of us were learning to sew and
+knit, she was binding shoes. Then, suddenly, she thought she would like
+to learn to weave, and she went to her godmother, the Contessa Minia,
+and told her so. The contessa was good and generous, and she gave her a
+loom, and Sister Annunziata taught her to weave. But just at the time
+that Fausta ought to have been apprenticed, the silk-trade, which, as I
+said before, had been going down for several years, failed altogether,
+and Fausta had to sell her loom for what it would bring. Then she
+thought that she would like to learn lace-mending: so the contessa got
+her a lace-cushion, and apprenticed her to a lace-mender for four years.
+Just as her time was out, poor Fausta had a bad fall, broke her right
+arm and injured her leg, so that for many months she was confined to her
+bed, and was unable to walk for more than a year. Then, as if the poor
+girl were destined to trouble, she must needs fall in love, and with a
+bad, good-for-nothing fellow. La Mamma would not consent, and we all
+begged and prayed her not to have him, but Fausta was obstinate, and
+married him. _Poverina!_ she has had one trouble after another, and will
+have to the end.
+
+As soon as I had passed my fourteenth birthday I was apprenticed to
+Madama. Flavia was one of her best workwomen then, as she has been ever
+since. After the first six months I received twenty centimes a day, and
+at the end of the first year thirty centimes. We went away from home
+every morning at seven o'clock. La Mamma gave us a good breakfast of
+black bread and coffee before we set out, and black bread and onions or
+apples for our dinner. Sometimes, instead of onions or apples, she would
+give us ten or fifteen centimes; and that we liked better, because then
+we could make a bank. Making a bank we called it when we put all our
+money together. Madama had then twenty-five apprentices, and at
+dinner-time we used to put all our money together and send out and buy
+something. One would buy anchovies, another ham, another olives, another
+cheese, and so on. There was one apprentice who always did the marketing
+for us. Then we used to clear the work-table and set out our food, and
+dine merrily enough. I was an apprentice at Madama's for five years, and
+then began to work for myself. If Madama had been willing to pay me a
+franc a day and give me my dinner besides, I dare say that I might have
+been there now; but she would not, and so I plucked up my courage and
+tried my hand alone. For some time before I left her I had been working
+so well, at cutting out and fitting, finishing, and so on, that she used
+to give me all the finest and most difficult work to do; but still she
+never did and never would pay me more than eighty centimes [sixteen
+cents] a day. None of us got more than that. What we always liked to do
+was to carry the dresses home, because then the ladies usually gave us
+something. And at Christmas, when we went to wish our patrons all
+happiness, we got very nice presents. One Christmas we received thirty
+francs. When we carried dresses home we generally got twenty or thirty
+centimes. That made fifteen centimes for each of us, because we always
+did errands in couples. One night at ten o'clock we had to go quite
+across Florence in a driving rain to carry a lady a ball-dress. We were
+dripping wet when we reached her palace, but the dress was in good
+order, and we hoped, considering the lateness of the hour, and the bad
+weather, and so on, that the lady would give us something handsome,
+perhaps as much as half a franc. Well, she was very glad to see us, and,
+after putting on the dress, she said that she must give us something.
+And so she did,--five centimes [one cent] to each of us! I swallowed my
+anger, and put the coin into my pocket, but my companion fitted hers
+nicely into the key-hole of the hall door as soon as it was closed
+behind us. "There!" says she; "now my lady miser will have to send for a
+locksmith, and that will teach her not to be so stingy another time." So
+we both ran home laughing, in spite of our disappointment. But we were
+not so fortunate as to get off without a scolding. The next day the lady
+came to Madama and complained of our impertinence. Madama scolded us a
+little; but when she heard what a pitiful _buona mano_ the lady had
+given us, she could not help laughing herself.
+
+Still, she never thought of raising our pay, and as I improved, and felt
+myself quite mistress of my trade, I began to work over hours, at one or
+two houses where La Mamma had patrons, and in that way I got on very
+quickly. It was a proud day for me, signora, when I first began to give
+La Mamma something toward the housekeeping. I wanted to give her
+two-thirds of all I earned, but she would not let me. When I began to
+earn a franc and a half a day, she accepted half a franc, but she made
+me put away the franc for my _dote_. La Mamma always walked with me to
+the houses where I went to work, and in the evening either came for me
+herself or sent Marc Antonio. And she bade me be very careful and
+watchful and keep myself to myself. Often I thought her severe and
+suspicious, but now I thank God for the mother he gave us. We owe all
+the happiness of our lives to her.
+
+I had been working for myself, as I have said, for more than five years.
+I had plenty of patrons, and was well thought of. Plain as I am,
+signora, I had not wanted for opportunities to go wrong; but, thank God,
+I never did. Once, too, I had thought of being married, but, happily for
+me, I found out in time that I had set my love on a bad man, so I broke
+off my engagement, and put the thought of marriage away from me. Fausta
+had been married a long time, and so had Marc Antonio. Flavia said that
+she never would leave La Mamma, and I thought that I would do the same.
+But it was not to be. One morning La Mamma, who had been sitting up with
+a sick baby at the Albergo della Stella, came home and told me that I
+was born to good fortune,--that Signorina Teodora, the landlord's
+daughter, was going to be married, and that I was wanted to work at the
+_trousseau_. It was all to be made at home, and the signorina engaged me
+for three months. It was the first time that I had ever gone to an hotel
+to work; and La Mamma gave me a great many counsels about my behavior.
+Signorina Teodora was very kind, and the work was just exactly what I
+liked to do. I used to sew in the _guarda-roba_ (linen-room), where the
+linen-keeper, a very respectable woman, was busy all day, mending and
+arranging the linen. That was all well enough, but at meal-times I was
+very uncomfortable. I used to go down to the servants' dining-room, and
+there the talk, and the manners too, were coarse and rude. I did not
+like to complain, but my position was a very hard one. I had taught the
+men to keep their distance, and they did so, but they were cross and
+disagreeable to me, and nicknamed me "La Superba" (the proud one). The
+women-servants all said that I gave myself airs, and if they could do
+anything to annoy me they did. At last I proposed to Signorina Teodora
+that I should be allowed to take my meals in the _guarda-roba_, so that
+I might be nearer my work. But she said no, that would not do, but that
+I might have them in a little room next the padrone's dining-room, and
+that she would say that this was because I was wanted for trying on her
+dresses just at the time that the servants' dinner was served. The first
+time I went down to dinner alone I felt very much frightened; but my
+dinner was put on the table very nicely, and one of the men-servants,
+whom I had never spoken to before, waited on me. He did so just as
+politely as if I had been a lady, but he was very quiet. The next day he
+began to talk a little, and told me about his mother (who was dead), and
+about his childhood, and the customs of the Abruzzi, because he came
+from that part of Italy. We used to talk together so, day after day,
+while he waited on me, and we became very good friends. At last, when
+the time of my engagement was nearly run out, Luigi--that was the
+waiter's name--became very silent, but he served my dinner as nicely and
+carefully as ever. I was a little afraid that I had offended him,
+because every evening he used to say, as I rose from the table, "Are you
+coming back to-morrow?" And every time I said yes, he would answer,
+"Well, then, I can say what I have to say to-morrow," At last one night,
+when he said as usual, "Are you coming back to-morrow, _sarta_
+[dressmaker]?" I answered no,--that my work was over. "Well, then," says
+Luigi, "I must find courage to tell you to-night, _sarta_, that I love
+you, and I want you to be my wife!"
+
+I sat still a moment, quite thunder-struck, and then I jumped up and ran
+out of the room. "I can say not a word," I said, as I passed him, "You
+know you ought to have spoken to La Mamma first."
+
+"If that's all," says he, following me to the foot of the stairs, "I can
+speak to La Mamma to-morrow night."
+
+"And then I may say no," I called out as I ran up-stairs.
+
+Well, the next night he came to see La Mamma, and brought his uncle with
+him. This uncle was a very decent man, who had been gardener for thirty
+years in Count Gemiani's family. He was the only relation Luigi had in
+the world, and he gave him an excellent character. But I would not say a
+word. I told Luigi I could not tell whether I liked him or not until I
+saw him _in borghese_ [_i.e._, dressed in ordinary clothes], because you
+know, signora, I had only seen him dressed in black, with a white
+cravat. Well, he was very patient, and, as soon as he was at liberty, he
+came again, dressed _in borghese_, and then he pleased me, and I made up
+my mind to have him.
+
+But then came another trouble. The match was not well looked upon by La
+Mamma and my brother and sisters, because Luigi was a person in service,
+and that had never happened in our family before. Babbo, as I have said,
+was a carrier; Mamma, a silk-weaver; Marc Antonio had married a
+_cucitrice di bianco_ [shirt-maker]; Fausta, a candle-maker,--but, to be
+sure, her marriage did not matter, because her husband was a bad man.
+However, I was obstinate, and La Mamma liked Luigi in her heart, and so
+at last we were engaged. He used to come and see me two evenings in the
+week. Sometimes La Mamma sat with us, and sometimes Flavia. When it was
+Flavia's turn Luigi used to laugh and say the sentinel was changed. We
+had to keep our engagement very quiet, because you know that the
+men-servants at Italian hotels are not allowed to marry, and, though
+most of them are in reality married men, they always pretend to be
+bachelors. Gradually we made our preparations. Luigi had nearly eight
+hundred francs saved, and I had about four hundred. We spent about three
+hundred in getting our furniture and linen and so on, and Luigi took an
+apartment in the Borgo Santo Jacopo. I chose the house because it is
+directly opposite the Albergo della Stella, and I knew that I should
+feel happier if I could look across the river to the hotel lights and
+think that my Luigi was there. We were married on the morning of the
+30th of August, and when we had been _promessi sposi_ for six months.
+The religious marriage was just after the early mass [five o'clock], and
+we all walked over together to the church. I felt quite calm,--not
+frightened at all; but when, four hours later, we had to go over to the
+Palazzo Vecchio for the civil marriage, I was all tears and trembling.
+However, that passed, like other things. We had quite a fine wedding
+breakfast. Marc Antonio had brought a friend of his, a nice, quiet man,
+who was a very good cook. He was out of place just then, and he had
+offered to cook for us if we would give him his breakfast. We had a
+mixed fry, and macaroni, and _ravaioli_, and a melon, one course after
+another, just like signori. Everybody had a good appetite, except Luigi
+and me, and La Mamma said that it did her soul good to hear the sound of
+frying in the house. _Poverina!_ she did not often hear it. Well, after
+breakfast we all took a walk in the country, and when we came home again
+Flavia began to prepare supper, but Luigi said no, _we_ must go home,
+that our supper was waiting for us there. So I put my bonnet on, and
+then, when we were ready to say good-by, every one burst into tears,--La
+Mamma, and Flavia, and Fausta, and Marc Antonio and his wife, and I, and
+even Luigi, though he said afterward he was sure he did not know why.
+And how we all embraced! The signora would have thought that we were
+going over the sea, instead of just across the Ponte Vecchio. At last we
+went away arm in arm, and when we got to our own home there I found that
+Luigi had arranged the table so nicely, just as he used to do at the
+_albergo_, and had put a bunch of flowers in the centre. So we sat down
+to supper, and pretended to be signori just for that one evening.
+
+The next day, being Sunday, we all went to high mass at the Duomo, and I
+wore my new wedding-gown of black cashmere. In the afternoon we went
+out to Certosa; and that was the end of my wedding-journey, for the next
+morning Luigi had to go back to his work at the _albergo_, and I had to
+take up my sewing again. It seemed so strange to be sitting down to work
+in my own house, and to look across the Arno at the great _albergo_ and
+think that I had a husband there. Luigi could not come home as often as
+he longed to do, because he had but two free nights in the week. And he
+dared scarcely look out of the window, for fear some one should suspect
+that he was married, and then he would have lost his place. However,
+everything went well. We have been married eight years now, and, what
+with Luigi's fifty francs a month, and the _incerti_ [_pour-boires_] and
+my work, we do pretty well. Luigi, thank God, is a good man, faithful
+and true and kind. I have never heard an angry word from him yet. And
+then he has no faults,--he does not smoke, or drink wine, or gamble; and
+regularly every month he brings me all his money to take care of. He is
+such a good son to La Mamma, too. He would never take a mouthful of food
+until he had helped her; and if a famine came to Florence, and there was
+but a piece of bread between Luigi and La Mamma, he would make her eat
+it, I know. Si, signora, we all live together now; La Mamma takes care
+of our little boy, and Flavia is head-woman in Madama Castagna's
+workroom, while I go out by the day, as I always did. It is a little
+harder for us this winter than usual, because there are so few
+_forestieri_. It really seemed as if the _alberghi_ would never open.
+Luigi said that every evening there would be a crowd of people--waiters,
+and _facchini_, and so on--waiting at the door of the _albergo_ and
+begging for work. And the _padrone_ [landlord] used to say, "Find me the
+_forestieri_, and I'll find you the work." My Luigi is such a good
+servant that the _padrone_ keeps him employed all the year round; but he
+felt very anxious this winter when he saw how few _forestieri_ there
+were, and tried to save in every possible way. But, thank God, he never
+grudges La Mamma anything, and she often says that these are her
+happiest days. She still works at knitting stockings, and braiding
+straw, and such light work; and she takes our baby boy out to walk twice
+a day, and every day at noon, rain or shine, she goes to mass. Many a
+quiet hour she has now in church to pray for Babbo, whom she never
+forgets, and for all of us. Then when we all come home from our work we
+have such pleasant evenings. I tell about the fine gowns I make for my
+ladies, and Luigi has so many stories about the grand _forestieri_ and
+all their strange caprices, and then Marc Antonio and his wife come in,
+and he tells us about the ladies and gentlemen he drives out in his
+_vettura_, and she describes the fine linen she makes for her ladies.
+Well, if signori live for nothing else, they give us a great deal of
+pleasure.
+
+Si, signora, we still live in the same apartment in the Borgo Santo
+Jacopo, on the south side of the Arno. I would not go away, because when
+my husband is at the _albergo_ I can look across the river and think
+that he is there. Very often when I sit up late at my work, and all the
+rest are asleep and Luigi at the _albergo_, I look over the river, and
+the lights at the "Stella" seem to keep me company. Luigi, too, watches
+my light. I always sit by my window and keep my lamp there, so that he
+may know how late I work. Well, here is the signora's gown quite
+finished, and the end of my poor story. So good-night, signora, and may
+the good Lord send the signora a happy New Year!
+
+ MARIE L. THOMPSON.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[B] This true history--a picture, in its general features, of thousands
+of lives--is given, as nearly as possible, exactly as it fell from the
+lips of the narrator.
+
+
+
+
+OUR MONTHLY GOSSIP.
+
+
+Tourgeneff's Idea of Bazaroff.
+
+A volume containing several hundred of Tourgeneff's letters was
+published last winter in St. Petersburg by the "Society for Assisting
+Impecunious Authors and Scholars." It is to be followed by a second, and
+the proceeds are to be devoted to the foundation of a "Tourgeneff
+Memorial Fund." The whole collection will, we may hope, be translated
+into English. The following extracts relate chiefly to the character
+which is considered by many readers his finest creation, but which, as
+is well known, made him for a time very unpopular in Russia:
+
+ BOUGIVAL, August 18, 1871.
+
+DEAR A. P.,--Although you do not ask me for a reply, and do not seem to
+wish for one, yet the confidence which you have reposed in me and the
+feeling of sympathy and respect which you have awakened in me make it my
+duty to say a few words to you about your letter.... What? You say, too,
+that I meant to caricature the youth of Russia in Bazaroff? you repeat
+this--pardon the frankness of the expression--nonsensical accusation?
+Bazaroff,--this is my favorite child, for whose sake I quarrelled with
+Katkoff, upon whom I used all the color at my command. Bazaroff, this
+fine mind, this hero, a caricature? But it seems that there is nothing
+to be done in the case. Just as people accuse Louis Blanc to this day,
+in spite of all his protestations, of having introduced the national
+workshops, they attribute to me a wish to represent our youth as a
+caricature. I have long regarded the slander with contempt: I did not
+expect the feeling to be renewed on reading your letter.
+
+Now to turn to your "elderly lady,"--that is, to current criticism, to
+the public. Like every elderly person, she holds fast to preconceived
+ideas, however preposterous they may be. For example, she is perpetually
+asserting that since my "Annals of a Sportsman" my works are weak,
+because, having lived abroad, I cannot know Russia. But this accusation
+can touch only what I have written since 1863; for until then--_i.e._,
+until my forty-fifth year--I lived almost uninterruptedly in Russia,
+except in 1848-49, when I wrote the "Annals of a Sportsman," while
+"Roudine," "A Nest of Nobles," "Ellen," and "Fathers and Sons" were
+written in Russia. But all that means nothing to the "elderly person:"
+_son siege est fait_.
+
+The second weakness of the elderly one is that she persistently follows
+the fashion. At present the fashion in literature is politics.
+Everything non-political is for her rubbish and nonsense.
+
+It is somewhat inconvenient to defend one's own works; but--fancy it!--I
+cannot even admit that "Stuk-Stuk" is nonsense. "What is it, then?" you
+will ask. It is this: it is a study of the Russian suicide epidemic,
+which rarely presents anything poetic or pathetic, but almost always
+results, on the contrary, from ambition, narrowness, with a mixture of
+mysticism or fatalism. You will object that my study is not successful.
+Possibly not; but I wished to point you to the right and fitness of
+investigating purely psychological (non-political and non-social)
+questions.
+
+The elderly person reproaches me further with having no convictions. As
+an answer to that, my thirty years of literary activity will suffice.
+For no line which I have written have I had cause to blush, none have I
+had occasion to repudiate. Let another say this of himself. However, let
+the elderly person babble. I have not heeded her hitherto: I shall not
+begin now.
+
+I do not know whether I shall write my novel; and I know in advance that
+it will have many defects.... But, permit me, dear A. P., why do not the
+oncoming young people take this task upon themselves? The old ones
+would gladly yield them place and honor, and would be the first to
+rejoice at the accession of new forces. But in the literary arena there
+figure the contributors to the "Djelo"[C] such as H.
+
+You see, dear A. P., that you are not alone in being able to speak the
+whole truth, regardless of consequences. I hope you too will not be
+angry because of it, and will at least take notice of what I am saying.
+
+I am still suffering from gout,--have reached Bougival, but still go
+about upon crutches, and shall hardly reach Paris within a month. You
+may be sure that I shall return the portfolio safely.
+
+ BOUGIVAL, September 11, 1874.
+
+Your letter is so sweet and friendly, dear A. P., that I shall not delay
+answering it. You began with Bazaroff; I will begin with him too. You
+look for him in real life, and you do not find him. I will tell you why,
+at once. The times are changed; Bazaroffs are not needed now. For the
+social activity that is before us neither extraordinary talent nor even
+extraordinary mental power is needed; nothing great, distinguished, very
+individual. Industry and patience are required. Men and women must be
+ready to sacrifice themselves without fame or glory, must be able to
+conquer, having no fear of petty, obscure, necessary, elementary work.
+What, for instance, can be more necessary or elementary than teaching
+the peasant to read and write, helping him to get hospitals, etc.? Of
+what use are talents, even learning, for such work? One needs only a
+heart that can sacrifice its own egotism. You cannot even speak of a
+profession in the case (much less of our friend Blank's star). A sense
+of duty, the magnificent feeling of patriotism in the true sense of the
+word,--that is all that is needed. Bazaroff was the type of "one sent
+with a message," a great figure, gifted with a definite charm, not
+without a certain aureole. All that is not needed now, and it is
+ridiculous to speak of heroes and artists of work. Brilliant figures in
+literature will probably not appear. Those who plunge into politics will
+only destroy themselves in vain. This is all true; but many cannot
+reconcile themselves at first to the fact, to the uncongenial _milieu_,
+to this modest resolve, especially such responsive and enthusiastic
+women as yourself. They may say what they please, they want to be
+charmed, carried away. You yourself say that you wish to bow in
+reverence; but before _useful_ people one does not bow in reverence. We
+are entering an era of _merely useful_ people; and these will be the
+best. Of these there will probably be many, of beautiful, charming
+workers very few. And in the very search for a Bazaroff--a living
+one--is perhaps unconsciously betrayed the thirst for beauty, naturally
+of a single peculiar type. All these illusions one must get rid of.
+
+I should not have reproached your acquaintances with a want of talent if
+they had not made pretensions. If they were plodding workers, they would
+leave nothing to be desired; but when they loom up and claim admiration,
+one cannot pass on without reminding them that they have no right to our
+admiration.
+
+Ah, A. P.! we shall see no typical characters, none of those new
+creations of whom people talk so much. The life of the people is
+undergoing a process of development and--throughout the whole mass--of
+decomposition and recomposition: it needs helpers, not leaders, and only
+at the end of this period will important, original figures appear. I
+have just said that you will not see them. You are still young. You will
+live to see the day: as for me, that is another thing.
+
+For the present, let us learn our A, B, C, and teach others, do good
+gradually, in which you are already making progress. The letter from
+your son, which I herewith return, is warm and good. May he, too, enter
+the ranks of the useful workers and servants of the people, as we once
+had servants of the Czar!
+
+ PARIS, January 3, 1876.
+
+TO M. E. SALTIKOFF:[D]--I received your letter yesterday, dear Michael
+Jefgrafowitch, and, as you see, I do not delay the answer. Your letter
+is by no means "dull and blunt," as you say. On the contrary, it is very
+good and sensible. It gave me pleasure. There hovers about it some power
+and better health, in sharp contrast with its immediate predecessor,
+which was an extremely gloomy production. Besides, I am by no means
+cheerful myself at present: this is the third day in bed with gout.
+
+Now a line or two as to "Fathers and Sons," seeing that you have
+mentioned the subject. Do you really believe that all that you reproach
+me with never entered my own mind? For this reason I wish not to vanish
+from the scene before I finish my comprehensive novel, which I think
+will clear up many misunderstandings and place me where and as I belong.
+However, I do not wonder that Bazaroff has remained a riddle for many
+persons: I cannot understand clearly how I conceived him. There was--do
+not laugh--something more powerful than the author himself, something
+independent of him. I know only this,--there was no preconceived idea in
+me then, no "novel with a purpose" in my thought: I wrote naively, as if
+I myself wondered at what came of it....
+
+Tell me, on your conscience, whether comparison with Bazaroff could be
+an affront to any one. Don't you perceive yourself that he is the most
+congenial of all my characters? "A certain fine perfume" is an invention
+of the reader's; but I am prepared to admit (and have already admitted
+in print in my "Recollections") that I had no right to give our
+reactionary mob an opportunity to make of a nickname a name. The author
+ought to have sacrificed himself to the citizen; and I therefore
+recognize as justified the estrangement of our youth from me, and all
+possible reproaches. The question of the time was more important than
+artistic truth, and I ought to have known this in advance.
+
+I have only to say once more, wait for my novel, and, until then, do not
+be indignant that, in order not to grow unaccustomed to the pen, I write
+slight insignificant things. Who knows?--perhaps it may yet be given to
+me to fire the hearts of men.
+
+An entertaining writer in the sense of G----wa I shall never be. I would
+rather be a stupid writer.
+
+But now--_basta_!
+
+I greet you and press your hand most cordially.
+
+ IVAN SERGEWITCH TOURGENEFF.
+
+
+Old Songs and Sweet Singers.
+
+ I cannot sing the old songs now:
+ It is not that I deem them low,
+ But that I have forgotten how
+ They go,
+
+wrote Calverley in his delightful drollery about the advances of old
+age. Nevertheless he made a mistake, for old songs cling tenaciously to
+the consciousness; and memory, are retained when everything else in
+heart and mind has been blurred over, and of all the magic mirrors which
+reflect back our lives for us the most effective is a melody linked to
+words which moved us in our youth. When an orchestra stops playing its
+waltzes and mazourkas of the latest fashion and takes up the strains of
+"Kathleen Mavourneen," "Oft in the Stilly Night," or "Robin Adair," one
+may readily observe a change come over the older part of the crowd who
+listen. The familiar air is like a shell murmuring in their ears sweet,
+far-off, imperishable memories of youth, and that special epoch of youth
+best described as "_les heureux jours ou l'on etait si malheureux!_" It
+is an experience worth having to have heard the great singers, but it is
+not of the great singers that I wish to speak here. I fancy that it is
+with others as with myself, and, in my early days at least, music
+wrought its chief enchantments and most perfectly allied itself with
+the great world of fantasy and imagination when I heard it in my own
+home, or at least quietly and privately, and when its influence was of a
+constant and regular kind. Why is it that literature, which enshrines so
+much of what is personal and actual and a part of ideal autobiography,
+says so little of singers, although the song which moves us, rummaging
+among our old memories and, to our surprise and delight, bringing back
+clear pictures, is generally linked to the sweet singer who sang it, who
+interpreted it for us and made it a part of our imaginative possessions?
+Heroines of novels are rarely singers, or, if they sing, abstain from
+effective music, and have soft, soothing voices, "as if they only sang
+at twilight." Heroines of course have to be heroines and nothing else.
+"Soothing, unspeakable charm of gentle womanhood," wrote George Eliot,
+"which supersedes all acquisitions, all accomplishments. You would never
+have asked at any period of Mrs. Amos Barton's life if she sketched or
+played the piano. You would perhaps have been rather scandalized if she
+had descended from the serene dignity of _being_ to the assiduous unrest
+of _doing_." However, when he recalls the female singers he has known,
+any man will grant that they have been almost without exception very
+charming women. A really good singer must possess in absolute equipoise
+ardor and calm. But the first singer I ever heard who made me feel
+upborne by the music and floated as by the sweep of wings was a man with
+a high, melancholy, piercingly sweet tenor voice. He had a pale,
+striking face, with a mobile mouth, intensely brilliant blue eyes, a
+lofty forehead, and his fine, scanty brown hair hung low on his neck. As
+he sang with lifted head and eyes which gazed steadfastly before him, he
+seemed rapt and inspired. Were I to paint an angel I should try to seize
+his lineaments and the glory shining on his pale face. The song I loved
+best to hear him sing was Schubert's "Erl-King," which thrilled me with
+a sense of terror and mystery and made me tremble like a harp-string in
+response to his piercingly clear tones. Ever and anon, as I listened to
+the child's cry of "Oh, father, my father!" I was clutched by the icy
+hand of the awful phantom he had invoked. Does anybody sing Schubert's
+songs nowadays, or are they invariably left to the violins, which can
+interpret their "eternal passion, eternal pain," so thrillingly? I
+never, I regret to say, heard the "Serenade" sung in a way which seemed
+to me adequate,--not to compare with the way in which Remenyi plays it.
+Those wonderful lyrical instruments the violin, the 'cello, and the
+flute have an almost exclusive right nowadays to some of the greatest
+songs. Few singers attempt the "Adelaide" or "Che faro?"
+
+I like to recall the first time I ever heard "Che faro senza Eurydice?"
+A musical _matinee_ was given to an elegant elderly woman, Mrs. P----,
+who had had a wide social reputation as an accomplished singer. She was
+still mistress of all the technique of her art, but her voice was worn
+and it was not easily conceded that she was a delightful vocalist. Many
+of her songs seemed like the ghosts of the blissful happy songs she had
+sung in her youth. There was something half painful in their jocund
+gayety and archness. I went far away from the piano and seated myself
+with a group of young people, paying little attention to the music.
+Presently, however, a strain sought me out, a sweet, passionately
+reiterated strain: it seemed to be supplicating, imploring; it filled me
+with a restless pain. That cry of "Eurydice!" "Eurydice!" so beseeching,
+so passionate, so exhausted by longing, drew me with an irresistible
+power. Gluck certainly achieved the effect he attempted, and showed us
+what the fabled power of Orpheus was.
+
+Certain songs of indifferent worth often gain charm to us, although it
+is only the greatest music which has the supreme power of expressing the
+highest thoughts of man and the most ardent longings of his soul. But
+there was a time when I found inconceivable sweetness in certain
+ballads of Abt, and the like. Sara X----, a lovely youthful creature,
+with a frank, beautiful smile, used to sing them, sitting down at the
+piano and going on from one song to another, generally beginning with
+"The Bells are Hushed," which silenced the room when twenty people were
+buzzing flirtation and gossip. One line of that song, as she sang it,
+draws the heart out of me still as I remember it:
+
+ Sleep well, sleep well,
+ And let thy lovely eyelids close.
+
+The sentiment such songs arouse is soft but poignant. Some songs--the
+"Adelaide," for example--are songs to make one commit suicide. But this
+sort of music stirs and delights while it mocks with the sweetness which
+soothes us not. "She kept me awake all night, as a strain of Mozart's
+might do," Keats wrote of his Charmian. There was no song this special
+songstress sang which she did not make her own by a peculiar and
+powerful effort. Her instinct was to rouse, charm, fascinate her little
+audience. Not to move her hearers was to her not to sing, and when she
+sang as she wished she could sweep away his world of ideas from her
+listener and recreate a new one. In one song, an Italian composition
+called "The Dream," she always seemed to be carried beyond herself. In
+reading Tourgeneff's description of Iakof's singing I could only think
+of Sara X----: "Iakof became more and more excited; completely master of
+himself, he gave himself up entirely to the inspiration that had taken
+possession of him. His voice no longer trembled; it no longer betrayed
+anything but the emotion of passion, that emotion that so rapidly
+communicates itself to the hearers. One evening I was by the sea when
+the tide was coming in; the murmur of the waves was becoming more and
+more distinct. I saw a gull motionless on the shore, with its white
+breast facing the purplish sea; from time to time it spread its enormous
+wings and seemed to greet the incoming waves and the disk of the sun.
+This came to my mind at that moment." And as I read these words of
+Tourgeneff's, Sara X---- singing "The Dream" came to my mind.
+
+A less dramatic singer, but an incomparable singer of Scotch ballads,
+and indeed of all ballads, at the same period of my life made an
+imperishable impression upon my mind. Nothing can surpass certain Scotch
+ballads for the faculty of quickening into susceptibility the elementary
+poetry which underlies human nature. Every man and every woman becomes
+again an individual man, an individual woman, who is moved by "John
+Anderson, my Jo, John," or "Auld Robin Gray." Never was so sweet a voice
+as this singer's, never did woman have a higher gift of rescuing the
+soul from every-day use and wont and giving it glimpses from the
+mountain-summit and the thrill and inspiration which come from the wider
+view and the purer air. She gave her gift, she enriched the world, and
+her songs are still incorporate in the hearts and souls of those who
+loved her.
+
+We do not hear songs enough in our every-day life; and even from the
+singers on the boards the best songs are rarely heard. There are many
+songs I should like to repeat the mere name of, so much it means to me;
+but it might not carry the same music to others. Dr. Johnson said of a
+certain work, "There should come out such a book every thirty years,
+dressed in the words of the times." So there should appear at least
+twice in every decade of each man's and woman's life an unsurpassed
+singer of old songs, who should give us not only the "Adelaide," but
+"Mignon," "The Serenade," the "Adieu," and all the many-colored ballads
+on love,--plain, fantastic, descriptive, sad, and sweet,--so that we
+might enjoy an epitome of our life-long musical pleasures, and not have
+to cry, like Faust, but in vain, "Give me my youth again."
+
+ L. M.
+
+
+A Chess Village.
+
+The all-pervading influence of chess observable in that peculiar region
+described in "Through the Looking-Glass" is hardly less perceptible in
+the little, antiquated German village of Stroebeck, not far from
+Halberstadt. In the eleventh century this village was noted for the
+devotion of its people to chess, and they have kept this characteristic
+feature down to the present day. All the inhabitants, except the very
+small children, are chess-players of more or less skill, and the game is
+to them what the world-renowned Passion-play is to the Oberammergauers.
+
+A great many notable men have visited Stroebeck at various times on
+account of its reputation as a chess-playing community. The
+council-house contains numerous memorials of these visits, which the
+villagers take pride in showing to strangers. Among the most highly
+prized of these memorials are a board and chessmen which were presented
+to the village in 1651 by Kurfuerst Frederick William of Brandenburg.
+
+In June, 1885, the chess societies of the Hartz districts held a
+"_Schachcongress_," or chess convention, at this appropriate place.
+Besides the regularly-appointed delegates, a large number of visitors
+came from various parts of Germany, many of whom were players of wide
+repute. Among the latter was Herr Schalopp, well known as one of the
+best chess-players of Berlin. While at Stroebeck, Schalopp played games
+with thirty-seven persons at the same time. He won thirty-four of the
+games, and two of the three opponents whom he did not defeat were an old
+woman of the village, and her grandson, a boy of thirteen.
+
+The convention lasted several days, and the villagers won a large
+proportion of the silver-ware, chess-boards, and other prizes offered
+for victory. Every house contains prizes which had been won in such
+contests on former occasions. The visitors were very much surprised at
+the fine playing of the village children, who, before the convention
+adjourned, gave a special exhibition of their skill in the game. The
+time characteristically chosen for this juvenile tournament was Sunday
+afternoon. Of course the early development of these small chess-players
+must have been caused principally by frequent practice and constant
+study of the game; but students of psychology might find in it an
+instance of transmitted tendency and the inherited effect of a certain
+habit of thought.
+
+Such a rustic society as Stroebeck could hardly exist anywhere but in
+Germany. The Italian peasants, who give so much of their time to _loto_,
+are generally too lazy to make the mental exertion required for chess,
+while in most other European countries the rural population of the lower
+class entertain themselves chiefly with fights between dogs, cocks, or
+men who are but little superior to either. Here in the United States
+there are, no doubt, lovers of chess in nearly every village or small
+town, as well as in the cities; but in comparison with that of base-ball
+or roller-skating its popularity is nowhere great enough to be taken
+into account as an indication of mental tendencies or characteristics.
+
+ W. W. C.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[C] A review of which the belles-lettres department is feeble, but which
+publishes excellent articles in other departments.
+
+[D] Known in Russian literature as Tschtedrin, one of the ablest
+satirists, editor until last year of the leading scientific literary
+review, now suppressed on account of its radical tendencies.
+
+
+
+
+LITERATURE OF THE DAY
+
+
+ "The Congo, and the Founding of its Free State: A Story of Work
+ and Exploration." By Henry M. Stanley. Two Volumes. New York:
+ Harper & Brothers.
+
+It is not as the geographical discoverer and explorer--except
+incidentally and to a limited extent--that Mr. Stanley appears in these
+volumes. It is as Bula Matari,--"Breaker of Rocks,"--making roads and
+bridges, establishing stations, pushing the outposts of civilization
+into the heart of Africa. He no longer fights his way through hostile
+tribes or seeks to avoid their notice, anxious only to penetrate an
+unknown region, secure his own safety and that of his followers, and
+report his achievements, leaving no trace behind except a recollection
+as of some fiery meteor that had vanished without its portents being
+apprehended. He returns to make the signification clear, a harbinger not
+of disasters, but of a wonderful new era of peace and prosperity. He
+bestows lavish gifts, negotiates treaties, purchases territorial rights,
+and devotes himself to the task of opening avenues to trade and
+preparing the way for colonization. The same energy and pluck, the same
+spirit of persistence, that triumphed over the obstacles and dangers of
+his earlier enterprises are again called into play, combined with the
+suavity and patience demanded for the attainment of the present object
+and permitted by the ample means at his disposal and the freedom from
+any necessity for impetuous haste or hazardous adventures. Experience,
+counsel, and the sense of higher responsibilities have brought a calmer
+judgment and greater steadiness of action, but the boyish temperament
+has not lost its sway, and more than one crisis is brought to a happy
+issue by methods in which a love of fun mingles with sagacity and
+foresight and renders their measures more effective.
+
+The work undertaken by the Association of which Mr. Stanley was the
+agent is of a purely initiatory character. The acquisition of territory
+and of certain rights of sovereignty under treaties with local chiefs
+constitutes the "founding" of the "Congo Free State," which has obtained
+the recognition of the European powers and become one of the contracting
+parties to the articles adopted by the recent Conference at Berlin for
+regulating the commercial and political status of the river-basins of
+Central Africa. Under these articles absolute freedom of trade,
+intercourse, and settlement is secured to the people of all nations
+throughout a region of vast extent and unsurpassed fertility, rich in
+natural products, not so densely peopled as to resist or restrict any
+conceivable schemes of colonization, yet offering in its numerous
+village populations material sufficiently available for the needs of
+industry and commerce and amenable to philanthropic influences. The
+preparatory labors, which leave no room for doubt on this point, have
+been already accomplished, with the exception of what Mr. Stanley
+regards as the sure and indispensable means of opening up the resources
+of the country,--viz., the construction of a railway around the rapids
+that impede the navigation of the Congo. That this crowning enterprise
+would be highly and immediately remunerative he considers easily
+demonstrable. "To-day," he writes, "fifty-two thousand pounds are paid
+per annum for porterage between Stanley Pool and the coast, by native
+traders, the International Association, and three missions, which is
+equal to five and one-half per cent. on the nine hundred and forty
+thousand pounds said to be needed to construct the railway to the Pool.
+But let the Vivi and Stanley Pool railroad be constructed, and it would
+require an army of grenadiers to prevent the traders from moving on to
+secure the favorite places in the commercial El Dorado of Africa." It
+is, of course, to European capitalists that Mr. Stanley addresses his
+appeal; and when it is remembered that their least profitable
+investments have not been those which aided in the development of
+barbarous countries, it seems not improbable that at no remote period a
+sufficient portion of the riches that so continually make themselves
+wings and fly away to distant quarters of the globe may seek the banks
+of the Congo in preference to those of the Hudson or the Wabash.
+
+While holding out this tempting bait to merchants, manufacturers, and
+the moneyed classes generally, Mr. Stanley declines to dilate upon the
+advantages of the Congo basin as a field for immigration. That portion
+of it which in his view "is blessed with a temperature under which
+Europeans may thrive and multiply" is at present inaccessible to
+settlers. It is "the cautious trader, who advances, not without the
+means of retreat," who is to act as the pioneer and the missionary of
+civilization, stimulating and directing the industry of the natives. The
+suppression of the internal slave-trade is another object to be aimed
+at,--one which Mr. Stanley, in an address recently delivered in London,
+held up as capable of accomplishment by an outlay of five thousand
+pounds a year. What rebate should be made, on this point and on others,
+from the anticipations which a sanguine temperament, that has enabled
+its possessor to struggle with so many difficulties and to achieve so
+many enterprises, would naturally tend to heighten and render glowing,
+is a question that may be reserved for those whom it directly concerns.
+Equatorial Africa is not likely ever to become the home of a white
+population, but it need not for that reason be left to "stew in its own
+juice." On the contrary, it offers on that very account a fit subject
+for the experiment, which has nowhere yet been adequately tried, of
+developing latent capacities for progress in races that have raised
+themselves above the level of absolute savagery without attaining to
+those ideals which, never wholly realized, are essential to continuous
+improvement. It has been found easy to enslave, to debase, to
+exterminate races in this condition, while the ill success of efforts to
+enlighten and elevate them has led to the inference that this is
+impracticable. The trial, however, will not have been made till the
+counteracting influences have ceased to act, or at least to predominate,
+and time has been allowed for hidden forces that may possibly exist to
+be called into play. As Mr. Stanley observes, "It is out of the
+fragments of warring myriads that the present polished nations of Europe
+have sprung. Had a few of those waves of races flowing and eddying over
+Northern Africa succeeded in leaping the barrier of the equator, we
+should have found the black aboriginal races of Southern Africa very
+different from the savages we meet to-day."
+
+It was the spirit in which Mr. Stanley labored--the ardor and
+hopefulness, the unfailing patience and good temper, with which he
+applied himself to the task of cultivating the good will and securing
+the co-operation of the natives--that made his enterprise a success.
+With some exceptions, for which he gives ample credit, his European
+subordinates seem to have been a constant source of embarrassment.
+Possibly there may have been on his own part a lack of that
+administrative ability which, acquired through discipline, imparts the
+skill and power to enforce it. At all events, it is the sympathy and
+humor with which he portrays his innumerable "blood-brothers"--greedy,
+cunning, and capricious, but untainted with ferocity, and consequently
+manageable, like children, by a judicious blending of severity and
+indulgence--that give interest and charm to his narrative. It has many
+faults and deficiencies which in a work of greater literary pretensions
+would be inexcusable. The grammatical blunders with which it abounds
+are the least annoying, since their grossness makes it easy for the
+reader to supply mentally the needed correction without effort or
+consideration. Looseness of diction, repetitions and redundancies of all
+kinds, and, above all, a frequent lack of clearness and vividness both
+in statement and description, are more serious impediments to the wish
+to gain comprehension and instruction. Like most untrained writers, Mr.
+Stanley imagines that, with a sufficiency of matter, it is only
+necessary to refrain from striving after picturesque effects or ornate
+embellishments in order to attain the qualities of clearness and
+simplicity. Happily, the impulsiveness that betrays itself in his style
+seems to have been kept well under control in the management of his
+enterprise. It is always, indeed, apparent as a leading characteristic,
+but it breaks loose only on occasions when it may be safely and not
+unattractively displayed.
+
+
+ "Life of Frank Buckland." By his Brother-in-Law, George C.
+ Bompas. London: Smith, Elder & Co. Philadelphia: J. B.
+ Lippincott Company.
+
+There is a story told of Sir Edwin Landseer's being presented to the
+King of Portugal, who impressively greeted the famous painter with, "I
+am rejoiced to make your acquaintance, Sir Edwin Landseer, _I am so fond
+of beasts_." An equally ardent sympathy with Frank Buckland's specialty
+was necessary to his friends while he was alive, and is required by
+those who read this delightful, bizarre, and admirable history of a man
+whose fellow-feeling for all creatures endowed with life was as broad
+and comprehensive as Dame Nature's for all her children. He had, it
+might seem, no antipathies. Everything excited his interest, curiosity,
+and tenderness. Bears, eagles, vipers, jackals, hedgehogs, and snakes
+roomed with him. He not only lived on intimate terms with his zoological
+curiosities, petting them, training them, studying them, but he finally
+ate them. As Douglas Jerrold said of the New Zealanders, "Very
+economical people. We only kill our enemies; they eat 'em. We hate our
+foes to the last: while there's no learning in the end how Zealanders
+are brought to relish 'em."
+
+It had been the elder Buckland's habit to try strange dishes. While he
+was Dean of Westminster, hedgehogs, tortoises, potted ostrich, and
+occasionally rats, frogs, and snails, were served up for the
+delectation of favored guests, and alligator was considered a rare
+delicacy. "Party at the Deanery," one guest notes: "tripe for dinner;
+don't like crocodile for breakfast." Thus freed, to begin with, from the
+trammels of habit and prejudice, there was little in the way of fish,
+flesh, or fowl which Frank Buckland did not sooner or later try, with
+various results. For instance, to quote from his diary:
+
+"March 9. Party of Huxley, Blagden, Rolfs. Had the lump-fish for dinner;
+very good,--something like turtle.
+
+"March 10. Rather seedy from lump-fish."
+
+And again:
+
+"B---- called: had a viper for luncheon."
+
+He held a theory that from popular ignorance and superstition much
+wholesome material is wasted which might be made useful not only in
+satisfying hunger, but in cheapening the prices of the foods which new
+control the market. The "Acclimatization Society" was formed by his
+influence, at the inaugural dinner of which everything that grows on the
+face of the earth and under the waters was partaken of, from kangaroo
+hams to sea-slugs. These various studies and experiments, all entered
+into with unequalled spirit and audacity, led up finally to the great
+work of Frank Buckland's life, which was the restocking of the
+watercourses of his own and other countries with the trout and salmon
+which had once teemed in them, but had been driven away by man's
+encroachments. The success of his system of fish-culture is too well
+known to require comment, having had the happiest results in all
+countries in which it has been introduced. But the perils and
+vicissitudes encountered in procuring the ova are little realized by
+most people. "Salmon-egg collecting," Frank Buckland wrote in 1878, "is
+one of the most difficult, and I may say dangerous, tasks that fall to
+my lot." And it was, indeed, the frightful exposure attending this
+search for spawn on a bitter January day in the icy waters of the North
+Tyne that shortened his bright, useful career.
+
+The biography is most instructive and valuable, besides being highly
+interesting. And Frank Buckland's life was by far too rich and too
+many-sided to allow anything less than his full history to give an
+adequate idea of his patience, his fidelity of purpose, his love of
+work, and his joy in accomplishment. The birthday entries in his diary
+almost invariably disclose his satisfaction and comfort in his own life
+and endeavors: "December 17, 1870. My birthday. I am very thankful to
+God to allow me so much prosperity and happiness on my forty-fourth
+birthday, and that I have been enabled to work so well. I trust he may
+spare me for many more years to go on with my work."
+
+The book abounds in droll stories, some quite new, and some already
+given in his lectures and natural-history papers. He generally travelled
+with some curious collections in his pockets or in bottles; and, whether
+these were rats, vipers, snails, or frogs, by some strange fatality they
+were certain to get loose and turn up among his fellow-passengers in car
+or diligence. To twine snakes around the necks and arms of young ladies
+playing quadrilles was another harmless joke. "Don't be afraid," he
+would say: "they won't hurt you. And do be a good girl, and don't make a
+fuss." He possessed an easy gift of adapting scientific theories and
+deductions to popular interest and comprehension, and his "Curiosities
+in Natural History" and other writings undoubtedly gave a strong impulse
+to the tastes of this generation, of which the many out-of-doors papers
+on birds, game, and the habits of all living creatures are the result.
+
+
+ "George Eliot's Poetry, and Other Studies." By Rose Elizabeth
+ Cleveland. New York: Funk & Wagnalls.
+
+Miss Cleveland's book shows wide reading, study, painstaking
+discrimination, enthusiastic zeal, and, above all, the never-failing
+impulse of an individual idea. It reveals on every page a healthy,
+well-poised womanly nature, and the opinions advanced are a part of the
+conscience and moral being as well as of the intellect. The author has
+fed her mind and heart with high dreams and lofty ideals, and it is not
+only a pleasure to her to disclose them, but a sacred duty as well.
+
+"When a high thought comes," she writes in "Reciprocity," "we owe that
+thought to the world. A great deal of this interment of our best
+thought-life is justified to ourselves by the plea that such thoughts
+are too sacred for utterance: a wretched sophistry, a miserable excuse
+for what is really our fear of criticism." There is nothing trivial or
+false about the critical and ethical views which Miss Cleveland gives
+bravely, although they are not invariably rendered with the felicity and
+pointed phrase which come from a careful selection of words and symbols.
+She is a little dazzled by the flowers and fruitage of a fancy which
+most of us are compelled to curb and prune to meet the requisitions of
+time and space. These papers were prepared chiefly, the dedication tells
+us, for schools and colleges, and a little of the pedantry and ample
+leisure of a teacher who has his audience safe under his own control is
+apparent in them. Little goes without saying; the whole story is told;
+yet it is always easy to put aside the parasitical growth and get at the
+solid and useful idea. The book was not written for critics who desire
+to have everything summed up in a single sentence, and who are apt to
+praise the volumes which encumber the book-seller's shelves rather than
+those which run through seven editions in as many days.
+
+Like most other American essayists, she has couched many of her phrases
+and ideas in the Emersonian mould. Her sentences are short; she uses a
+homely illustration by preference. "Independence," she says, "in an
+absolute sense is an impossibility. The nature of things is against it.
+The human soul was not made to contain itself. It was made to spill
+over, and it does and will spill over, always as _quid pro quo_,
+wherever lodged, to the end of time."... "There is a vast amount of
+thinking which ought to be in the market. We hold our best thoughts and
+give our second best."... "We do a good deal of shirking in this life on
+the ground of not being geniuses. The truth is, there is an immense
+amount of humbug lurking in the folds of those specious theories about
+genius. Let a man or woman go to work at a thing, and the genius will
+take care of itself."
+
+Miss Cleveland has gathered a large audience, and it is a satisfaction
+to feel in reading her book that she holds her place before them with
+invariable good sense, high faith, and a dignity which commands respect.
+
+
+ "Aulnay Tower." By Blanche Willis Howard. Boston: Ticknor & Co.
+
+There is a good situation in "Aulnay Tower," but the book may be said to
+be all situation, with little movement, no development, and the very
+slightest free play of character and motive. The scene is laid at the
+chateau of the Marquis de Montauban, not far from Paris, at the moment
+in the Franco-German war when Sedan had been fought, the emperor was a
+prisoner, and the Germans were investing the capital. The marquis, his
+niece the Countess Nathalie de Vallauris, and his chaplain the Abbe de
+Navailles, in spite of orders from General Trochu, have remained at this
+country-seat, apparently indifferent to passing events. Thus it is a
+rude awakening when they find the Germans knocking at the castle doors
+and demanding entertainment for the officers of the Saxon grenadiers,
+who are quartered upon them during most of the time occupied by the
+siege of Paris.
+
+Here, then, is the situation. The Countess Nathalie, a widow of
+twenty-three, "a beautiful woman, young, pale, fair-haired, stately and
+forbidding," confronts these invaders of her private peace and enemies
+of her country, intending to freeze them by her haughtiness, her
+indifference, her disdain, but carries away even from the first
+encounter a haunting and rankling recollection of a tall man in blue;
+while the tall man in blue, Adjutant von Nordenfels, "from the moment
+she stood before the officers in her cold protest and unrelenting
+pride," was madly in love with the countess. The feelings of these two
+young people being thus from the first removed from the region of doubt
+and conjecture, what few slight obstacles contrive to separate them for
+a time carry little weight with the reader. There is a dearth of
+incident which the side-play of the coquettish maid, Nathalie's
+_femme-de-chambre_, fails to relieve. The marquis and Manette are the
+traditional nobleman and soubrette, and flourish before us all the
+adjuncts of the stage. We give a fragment from a soliloquy of Manette's
+which suggests the foot-lights and an enforced "wait" in a comedy during
+a change of dress for the principal actors: "I adore Countess Nathalie,
+and am thankful for my blessings. And yet I have my disappointments, my
+chagrins. To-day, for example, what a field for genius! what a chance
+for never-to-be-forgotten impressions! A dozen officers! Not a woman in
+Aulnay but madame and me. Oh, just heaven, what possibilities! My rich
+imagination dressed us both in the twinkling of an eye. For the
+Countess Nathalie gentle severity was the key-note of my
+composition,--heavy black silk, of course. There it lies. Elegance and
+dignity in the train. Happy surprises in the drapery. Fascination in the
+sleeves. Defiance, pride, and patriotism in the high collar, tempered by
+regret in the soft ruche.... She would have been a problem and a poem;
+while I, in my cheerful reds, my dazzling white, my decisive short
+skirts, my piquant shoes, my audacious apron, am a conundrum, a
+pleasantry, an epigram." This would be very pretty on the stage, but a
+waiting-maid who calls herself an "epigram" passes our imagination under
+any other circumstances. In fact, Miss Howard seems to us to be
+altogether on a false tack in this novel,--to have utterly abandoned
+realism, and in its place to have imposed upon us scenes, characters,
+and actuating motives which have figured over and over again in book and
+play, and to which she has not succeeded in imparting any special
+vivacity or charm. The novel falls far below "Guenn," in which the
+author riveted and deepened the impression of her first clever little
+book, "One Summer."
+
+
+ "Married for Fun." Boston: Houghton, Mifflin & Co.
+
+The title of "Married for Fun," and the plot of the book itself, might
+easily suggest its being a screaming farce; and that may actually have
+been the intention of the author, although she is at times painfully
+serious. A young lady who, after going through a form of marriage to an
+utter stranger in a stupid charade, believes herself to be legally his
+wife, seems to be practically unfitted for the position of heroine in
+anything except a farce. But there is no fun in the book, and a whole
+series of absurd and incoherent incidents fail to produce any effect
+upon the reader save one of deadly ennui. The narrative, if such a host
+of incongruities and imbecilities can be called a narrative, is
+perpetually adorned by choice reflections of the author's own, and the
+itinerancy of an extended European tour is condensed and added to the
+other attractions.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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