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+Project Gutenberg's From a Cornish Window, by Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch
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+Title: From a Cornish Window
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+Author: Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch
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+<hr class="full" noshade>
+
+
+<h2>FROM A CORNISH WINDOW.</h2>
+
+<h4>By</h4>
+
+<h2>ARTHUR THOMAS QUILLER-COUCH.</h2>
+<br><br><br>
+<h5>1912</h5>
+<h5> This etext prepared from a reprint of a version published in 1906.</h5>
+<br><br><br><br>
+
+
+<h3>DEDICATION.</h3>
+<br>
+<p>MY DEAR WILLIAM ARCHER,</p>
+
+<p>Severe and ruthlessly honest man that you are, you will find that the
+levities and the gravities of this book do not accord, and will say so.</p>
+
+<p>I plead only that they were written at intervals, and in part for
+recreation, during years in which their author has striven to maintain a
+cheerful mind while a popular philosophy which he believed to be cheap
+took possession of men and translated itself into politics which he knew
+to be nasty. I may summarise it, in its own jargon, as the philosophy of
+the Superman, and succinctly describe it as an attempt to stretch a part
+of the Darwinian hypothesis and make it cover the whole of man's life and
+conduct. I need not remind you how fatally its doctrine has flattered, in
+our time and in our country, the worst instincts of the half-educated:
+but let us remove it from all spheres in which we are interested and
+contemplate it as expounded by an American Insurance 'Lobbyist,' a few days
+ago, before the Armstrong Committee:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p> "The Insurance world to-day is the greatest financial proposition in
+ the United States; and, <i>as great affairs always do, it commands a
+ higher law.</i>"</p>
+
+<p>I have read precisely the same doctrine in a University Sermon preached by
+an Archbishop; but there its point was confused by pietistic rhetoric:
+the point being that in life, which is a struggle, success has in itself
+something divine, by virtue of which it can be to itself a law of right
+and wrong; and (inferentially) that a man is relieved of the noble
+obligation to command himself so soon and in so far as he is rich enough
+or strong enough to command other people.</p>
+
+<p>But why (you will ask) do I drag this doctrine into a dedication?
+Because, my dear Archer, I have fought against it for close upon seventeen
+years; because seventeen years is no small slice of a man's life&mdash;rather,
+so long a time that it has taught me to prize my bruises and prefer that,
+if anybody hereafter care to know me, he shall know me as one whose spirit
+took its cheer in intervals of a fight against detestable things;
+that&mdash;let him rank me in talent never so low beside my contemporaries who
+preached this doctrine&mdash;he shall at least have no excuse but to acquit me
+of being one with them in mind or purpose; and lastly, because in these
+times few things have brought me such comfort (stern comfort!) as I have
+derived from your criticism, so hospitable to ideas, so inflexible in
+judging right from wrong. As I have lived lonelier it has been better for
+me, and a solace beyond your guessing, to have been reminded that
+criticism still lives amongst us and has a Roman spirit.</p>
+
+<span class = "ind18">A. T. QUILLER-COUCH</span>
+
+<p class = "noindent">The Haven,<br>
+FOWEY,<br>
+April 3rd, 1906.</p>
+<br><br><br><br>
+
+
+<h3>PREFACE.</h3>
+
+<p>My old friend and publisher, Mr. Arrowsmith, maintains that the time has
+come for a cheap edition of this book. Should the public endorse that
+opinion, he will probably go about pretending that his head is as good as
+his heart.</p>
+
+<p><i>From a Cornish Window</i> first appeared between cloth covers some six or
+seven years ago. I see that its Dedication bears the date, April 3rd,
+1906. But parts of it were written years before in the old <i>Pall Mall
+Magazine</i>, under the editorship of Lord Frederic Hamilton (who invented
+its title for me), and a few fragments date back almost to undergraduate
+days. The book, in short, is desultory to the last degree, and discourses
+in varying moods on a variety of topics. Yet, turning the pages again,
+I find them curiously and somewhat alarmingly consistent&mdash;consistent not
+only in themselves, but with their surviving author as he sits here
+to-day, using the same pen-holder which he bought for twopence in 1886,
+and gazing out of the same window, soon to be exchanged for another with a
+view more academic: and 'alarmingly consistent' because (as Emerson has
+very justly observed) a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little
+minds. To persevere in one fixed outlook upon life may be evidence of
+arrested capacity to grow, while on the other hand mere flightiness
+is a sure sign that the mind has not even arrived at man's estate.
+The best plan seems to be to care not a farthing for consistency or
+inconsistency, but to keep the eye turned outwards, and to keep it fresh
+by taking on new interests (however trivial), and reading new books, but
+still comparing them with the old. I think we ought to be especially
+careful to read new poetry as we get on in life, if only as a discipline&mdash;
+as men with increasing waists practise calisthenics&mdash;because poetry is
+always trying to reach beyond the phenomena of life, and because these are
+all the while, if imperceptibly, narrowing us within the round of daily
+habit. As the author of <i>Ionica</i> put it (I quote from memory)&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">Our feelings lose poetic flow<br>
+ Soon after thirty years or so:<br>
+ Professionising modern men<br>
+ Thenceforth admire what pleased them then.<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But on the whole I do not regret this consistency, believing that the
+years 1896-1906 laid an almost holy constraint on the few who believed
+neither in Sham-Imperialism nor in the Superman, to stand together,
+to be stubborn, to refuse as doggedly as possible to bow the knee to these
+idols, to miss no opportunity of drawing attention to their feet of clay.</p>
+
+<p>I seem to perceive that the day of the Superman is drawing to its close.
+He is a recurring nuisance, like the influenza, and no doubt will afflict
+mankind again in due season. But our generation has enjoyed a peculiarly
+poisonous variety of him. In his Renaissance guise, whether projected
+upon actual history, as in the person of Richard III, or strutting
+sublimated through Marlowe's blank verse, he spared at any rate to
+sentimentalise his brutality. Our forefathers summed him up in the
+byword that an Italianate Englishman was a devil incarnate; but he <i>had</i>
+the grace of being Italianate. It is from the Germanised avatar&mdash;the
+Bismarck of the 'Ems telegram,' with his sentimentalising historians and
+philosophers&mdash;that Europe would seem to be recovering to-day. Well, I
+believe that the Christian virtues, the lovable and honourable code of
+ancient gentlemen, may always be trusted to win in the long run, and
+extrude the impostor. But while his vogue lasts, it may be of service to
+keep reminding men that to falsify another man's dispatch is essentially a
+stupider action than to tilt at windmills: and that is the main moral of
+my book.</p>
+
+<span class = "ind18">ARTHUR QUILLER-COUCH.</span>
+
+<p class = "noindent">December 2nd, 1912.</p>
+
+<br><br><br>
+<br>
+<h2>CHAPTER LINKS</h2>
+<center>
+<table summary="">
+<tbody><tr><td>
+
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0001">
+JANUARY.
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0002">
+FEBRUARY.
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0003">
+MARCH.
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0004">
+APRIL.
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0005">
+MAY.
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0006">
+JUNE.
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0007">
+JULY.
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0008">
+AUGUST.
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0009">
+SEPTEMBER.
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0010">
+OCTOBER.
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0011">
+NOVEMBER.
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0012">
+DECEMBER.
+</a></p>
+</td></tr>
+</tbody></table>
+</center>
+
+
+<br><br>
+<a name="2HCH0001"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<br><br>
+<h3>JANUARY.</h3>
+
+<p>Should any reader be puzzled by the title of this discursive volume, the
+following verses may provide him with an explanation. They were written
+some time ago for a lady who had requested, required, requisitioned
+(I forget the precise shade of the imperative) something for her album.
+"We are in the last ages of the world," wrote Charles Lamb to Barry
+Cornwall, "when St. Paul prophesied that women should be 'headstrong,
+lovers of their own will, having albums.&mdash;'"</p>
+
+
+<br><br>
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<h4>BEATUS POSSIDENS.</h4><br><br>
+
+<p class = "noindent">I can't afford a mile of sward,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Parterres and peacocks gay;</span><br>
+ For velvet lawns and marble fauns<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Mere authors cannot pay.</span><br><br>
+
+ And so I went and pitched my tent<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Above a harbour fair,</span><br>
+ Where vessels picturesquely rigg'd<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Obligingly repair.</span><br><br>
+
+ The harbour is not mine at all:<br>
+<span class = "ind3">I make it so&mdash;what odds?</span><br>
+ And gulls unwitting on my wall<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Serve me for garden-gods.</span><br><br>
+
+ By ships that ride below kaleid-<br>
+<span class = "ind3">oscopically changed,</span><br>
+ Unto my mind each day I find<br>
+<span class = "ind3">My garden rearranged.</span><br><br>
+
+ These, madam, are my daffodils,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">My pinks, my hollyhocks,</span><br>
+ My herds upon a hundred hills,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">My phloxes and my flocks.</span><br><br>
+
+ And when some day you deign to pay<br>
+<span class = "ind3">The call that's overdue,</span><br>
+ I'll wave a landlord's easy hand<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And say, "Admire <i>my</i> view!"</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<br><br>
+
+<p>Now I do not deny that a part of the content expressed in these lines may
+come of resignation. In some moods, were I to indulge them, it were
+pleasant to fancy myself owner of a vast estate, champaign and woodland;
+able to ride from sea to sea without stepping off my own acres, with
+villeins and bondmen, privileges of sak and soke, infangthef,
+outfangthef, rents, tolls, dues, royalties, and a private gallows for
+autograph-hunters. These things, however, did not come to me by
+inheritance, and for a number of sufficient reasons I have not amassed
+them. As for those other ambitions which fill the dreams of every healthy
+boy, a number of them had become of faint importance even before a
+breakdown of health seemed definitely to forbid their attainment.
+Here at home, far from London, with restored strength, I find myself less
+concerned with them than are my friends and neighbours, yet more keenly
+interested than ever in life and letters, art and politics&mdash;all that men
+and women are saying and doing. Only the centre of gravity has shifted,
+so to speak.</p>
+
+<p>I dare say, then, that resignation may have some share in this content;
+but if so 'tis an unconscious and happy one. A man who has been writing
+novels for a good part of his life should at least be able to sympathise
+with various kinds of men; and, for an example or two, I can understand&mdash;</p>
+<br><br>
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">1. Why Alexander cried (if he ever did) because he had no second
+ world to conquer.<br><br>
+
+ 2. Why Shakespeare, as an Englishman, wanted a coat of arms and
+ a respectable estate in his own native country town.<br><br>
+
+ 3. What and how deep are the feelings beneath that <i>cri du
+ c&#339;ur</i> of Mr. Wilfrid Blunt's 'Old Squire:'&mdash;<br><br>
+
+ "I like the hunting of the hare<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Better than that of the fox;</span><br>
+ I like the joyous morning air,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And the crowing of the cocks.</span><br><br>
+
+ "I covet not a wider range<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Than these dear manors give;</span><br>
+ I take my pleasures without change,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And as I lived I live.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Nor has the world a better thing,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Though one should search it round,</span><br>
+ Than thus to live one's own sole king<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Upon one's own sole ground.</span><br><br>
+
+ "I like the hunting of the hare;<br>
+<span class = "ind3">It brings me day by day</span><br>
+ The memory of old days as fair,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">With dead men past away.</span><br><br>
+
+ "To these as homeward still I ply,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And pass the churchyard gate,</span><br>
+ Where all are laid as I must lie,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">I stop and raise my hat.</span><br><br>
+
+ "I like the hunting of the hare:<br>
+<span class = "ind3">New sports I hold in scorn.</span><br>
+ I like to be as my fathers were<br>
+<span class = "ind3">In the days ere I was born."</span><br><br>
+
+
+ 4. What&mdash;to start another hare&mdash;were Goldsmith's feelings when he
+ wrote&mdash;<br><br>
+
+ "And as a hare whom hounds and horns pursue
+ Pants to the place from whence at first she flew,
+ I still had hopes, my long vexations past,
+ Here to return&mdash;and die at home at last."<br><br>
+
+ 5. With what heart Don Quixote rode forth to tilt at sheep and
+ windmills, and again with what heart in that saddest of all
+ last chapters he bade his friends look not for this year's
+ birds in last year's nests.<br><br>
+
+ 6. Why the young man went away sadly, because he had great
+ possessions and could not see his way to bestowing them all
+ on the poor; why, on the contrary, St. Paulinus of Nola and
+ St. Francis of Assisi joyfully renounced their wealth; what
+ Prudhon meant by saying that 'property is theft'; and what a
+ poor Welsh clergyman of the seventeenth century by
+ proclaiming in verse and prose that he was heir of all the
+ world, and properties, hedges, boundaries, landmarks meant
+ nothing to him, since all was his that his soul enjoyed; yes,
+ and even what inspired him to pen this golden sentence&mdash;<br><br>
+
+ "<i>You will never enjoy the world aright till the sea itself
+ floweth in your veins, till you are clothed with the heavens
+ and crowned with the stars.</i>"</p><br><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>My window, then, looks out from a small library upon a small harbour
+frequented by ships of all nations&mdash;British, Danish, Swedish, Norwegian,
+Russian, French, German, Italian, with now and then an American or a
+Greek&mdash;and upon a shore which I love because it is my native country. Of
+all views I reckon that of a harbour the most fascinating and the most
+easeful, for it combines perpetual change with perpetual repose. It
+amuses like a panorama and soothes like an opiate, and when you have
+realised this you will understand why so many thousands of men around this
+island appear to spend all their time in watching tidal water. Lest you
+should suspect me of taking a merely dilettante interest in the view, I
+must add that I am a Harbour Commissioner.</p>
+
+<p>As for the house, it is a plain one; indeed, very like the house a child
+draws on a slate, and therefore pleasing even externally to me, who prefer
+the classical to any Gothic style of architecture. Why so many strangers
+mistake it with its modest dimensions for a hotel, I cannot tell you.
+I found one in the pantry the other day searching for a brandy-and-soda;
+another rang the dining-room bell and dumbfoundered the maid by asking
+what we had for lunch; and a third (a lady) cried when I broke to her that
+I had no sitting-room to let. We make it a rule to send out a chair
+whenever some unknown invader walks into the garden and prepares to make a
+water-colour sketch of the view.</p>
+
+<p>There are some, too, whose behaviour cannot be reconciled with the
+hallucination of a hotel, and they must take the house for a public
+institution of some kind, though of what kind I cannot guess.
+There was an extremely bashful youth, for instance, who roamed the garden
+for a while on the day after the late Duke of Cambridge's funeral, and,
+suddenly dashing in by the back door, wanted to know why our flag was not
+at half-mast. There was also a lady who called on the excuse that she had
+made a life-study of the Bront&#235;s, and after opining (in a guarded manner)
+that they came, originally, from somewhere in Yorkshire, desired to be
+informed how many servants we kept. I have sometimes thought of
+rechristening our house The Hotel of the Four Seasons, and thereby
+releasing its true name (The Haven) to a friend who covets it for his own.</p>
+
+<p>On the whole, however, these visitors disturb the house and the view from
+my window very little. The upper halves of them, as they pass up and down
+the road, appear above my garden wall much as the shadows that passed in
+Plato's cave. They come, enjoy their holiday, and go, leaving the window
+intent upon the harbour, its own folk and its own business.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>And now for the book, which is really not a book at all, but a chapter of
+one.</p>
+
+<p>Last autumn I returned from a holiday to find that the publishing season
+had begun. This was announced by a stack of new books, review copies and
+presentation copies, awaiting me on my window-seat. I regarded it sourly.
+A holiday is the most unsettling thing in the world. At the end of it I
+regain the well-worn chair with a sigh of pleasure and reach for the
+familiar tobacco-jar, wondering how I could have been fool enough to leave
+them; yet somehow this lively sense of repurchased habit does not go far
+enough and compel me to work. Being at home is a game, and so good a game
+that I play at it merely, rearranging my shelves and, under pretence of
+dealing with arrears of correspondence, skimming the literary papers and
+book-catalogues found amid the pile of letters.</p>
+
+<p>It happened that the first postal-wrapper to be broken enclosed a copy of
+<i>The Academy</i>, and <i>The Academy</i> opened with this sentence: "Since our
+last issue we have received one hundred and nineteen new books and
+reprints." I looked across to the pile on my window-seat and felt it to
+be insignificant, though it interfered with my view of the English
+Channel. One hundred and nineteen books in a single week! Yet who was I
+to exclaim at their number?&mdash;I, who (it appeared) had contributed one of
+them? With that I remembered something which had happened just before my
+holiday, and began to reflect on it, for the first time seriously.</p>
+
+<p>A publisher had asked me for a complete list of my published works, to
+print it on the fly-leaf of another of them. I sat down with the best
+intention and compiled it for him, and, in honest oblivion, omitted a
+couple&mdash;of books, mind you&mdash;not of pamphlets, reviews, stray articles,
+short stories, or any such trifles, but of books solemnly written for this
+and future ages, solemnly printed, bound, and put into circulation at the
+shops and libraries. (Here, for the due impressiveness of the tale, it
+becomes necessary to tell you that their author is an indolent and painful
+writer, slow at the best of times.)</p>
+
+<p>Well, the discovery that I had forgotten two of my own books at first
+amused and then set me thinking. "Here you are," said I to myself,
+"a writer of sorts; and it's no use to pretend that you don't wish to be
+remembered for a while after you are dead and done with."</p>
+
+<p>"Quite right," the other part of me assented cheerfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, then," urged the inquisitor, "this is a bad look-out. If you had
+been born a Dumas&mdash;I am speaking of fecundity, if you please, and of
+nothing else&mdash;if you had been born a Dumas, and could rattle off a romance
+in a fortnight, you might be excused for not keeping tally of your
+productions. Pitiful, dilatory worker that you are, if <i>you</i> cannot
+remember them, how can you expect the world (good Heavens!) to take the
+trouble?"</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose it won't," responded the other part of me, somewhat dashed;
+then, picking up its spirits again, "But, anyhow, I shall know where to
+lay the blame."</p>
+
+<p>"On yourself?"</p>
+
+<p>"Most assuredly not."</p>
+
+<p>"Where, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, on the publishers."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, of course!" (This with fine irony.)</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, on the publishers. Most authors do this during life, and now I
+begin to see that all authors do it sooner or later. For my part, I shall
+defer it to the future state."</p>
+
+<p>"Why?"</p>
+
+<p>"Obviously because there will be no publishers thereabouts to contradict
+me."</p>
+
+<p>"And of what will you accuse them?"</p>
+
+<p>"That they never issued my work in the form it deserved."</p>
+
+<p>"I see. Poor fellow! You have the 'Edinburgh' Stevenson or something of
+that sort on your mind, and are filled with nasty envy."</p>
+
+<p>Upon this the other part of me fairly lost its temper.</p>
+
+<p>"The 'Edinburgh' Stevenson! The 'Edinburgh' Ste&mdash;, and you have known me
+all these years! The 'Edinburgh' Stevenson is a mighty handsome edition
+of a mighty fine writer, but I have no more desire to promenade the ages
+in that costume than to jump the moon. No, I am not going to break any
+more of the furniture. I am handing you this chair that you may seat
+yourself and listen&#8230; Now! The book which I shall accuse my
+publishers of not having produced will be in one volume&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Come, come. Modesty is all very well, but don't overdo it."</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;folio."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!"</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;Of three thousand odd pages, printed (blunt type) in double columns,
+and here and there in triple."</p>
+
+<p>"O&mdash;oh!"</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;with marginalia by other hands, and footnotes running sometimes to
+twenty thousand words, and, including above six thousand quotations from
+the best poets&mdash;every one, in short, which has given me pleasure of a
+certain quality, whether gentle or acute, at one time or another in my
+life."</p>
+
+<p>"!!!"</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;The whole profusely, not to say extravagantly, adorned with woodcuts in
+the text, not to mention fifty or sixty full-page illustrations in
+copper."</p>
+
+<p>"By eminent artists?"</p>
+
+<p>"Some of them by eminent artists, for the reason only that I number such
+among my friends; the rest by amateurs and members of my household who
+would help, out of mere affection, in raising this monument."</p>
+
+<p>"They would do it execrably."</p>
+
+<p>"I dare say; but that would not matter in the least. The book should be
+bound in leather and provided with serviceable clasps, as well as with a
+couple of inner pockets for maps and charts. The maps should contain
+plenty of sea, with monsters rising from it&mdash;leviathans and sea-serpents&mdash;
+as they do in Speed's map of Cornwall which hangs in the hall."</p>
+
+<p>"Your book will need a window-seat to hold it."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, now you talk intelligently! It was designed for a window-seat, and
+its fortunate possessor will take care to provide one. Have you any
+further objections?"</p>
+
+<p>"Only this: that a book of such a size written by one man (I make the
+objection as little personal as I can) must perforce contain many dull
+pages."</p>
+
+<p>"Hundreds of them; whole reams of dull pages."</p>
+
+<p>"They will be skipped."</p>
+
+<p>"They will be inserted with that object."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!"</p>
+
+<p>"It is one of the conditions of becoming a classic."</p>
+
+<p>"Who will read you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Look here. Do you remember the story of that old fellow&mdash;a Dutchman, I
+think&mdash;who took a fancy to be buried in the church porch of his native
+town, that he might hear the feet of the townsfolk, generation after
+generation, passing over his head to divine service?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well. I shall stand on my shelf, bound in good leather, between (say)
+<i>Bayle's Dictionary</i> and <i>Sibrandus Schnafnaburgensis, his Delectable
+Treatise</i>; and if some day, when the master of the house has been coaxed
+by his womenfolk to take a holiday, and they descend upon the books, which
+he (the humbug) never reads, belabour and bang the dust out of them and
+flap them with dusters, and all with that vindictiveness which is the good
+housewife's right attitude towards literature&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Had you not better draw breath?"</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you. I will: for the end of the protasis lies yet some way off.
+If, I say, some child of the family, having chosen me out of the heap as a
+capital fellow for a booby-trap, shall open me by hazard and, attracted by
+the pictures, lug me off to the window-seat, why then God bless the child!
+I shall come to my own. He will not understand much at the time, but he
+will remember me with affection, and in due course he will give me to his
+daughter among her wedding presents (much to her annoyance, but the
+bridegroom will soothe her). This will happen through several generations
+until I find myself an heirloom.&#8230;"</p>
+
+<p>"You begin to assume that by this time you will be valuable.
+Also permit me to remark that you have slipped into the present
+indicative."</p>
+
+<p>"As for the present indicative, I think you began it."</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. But it doesn't matter. I begin precisely at the right moment to
+assume a value which will be attached to me, not for my own sake, but on
+account of dear grandpapa's book-plate and autograph on the fly-leaf. (He
+was the humbug who never read me&mdash;a literary person; he acquired me as a
+'review copy,' and only forbore to dispose of me because at the current
+railway rates I should not have fetched the cost of carriage.)"</p>
+
+<p>"Why talk of hindrances to publishing such a book, when you know full well
+it will never be written?"</p>
+
+<p>"I thought you would be driven to some such stupid knock-down argument.
+Whether or not the book will ever be finished is a question that lies on
+the knees of the gods. I am writing at it every day. And just such a
+book was written once and even published; as I discovered the other day in
+an essay by Mr. Austin Dobson. The author, I grant you, was a Dutchman
+(Mr. Dobson calls him 'Vader Cats,') and the book contains everything from
+a long didactic poem on Marriage (I also have written a long didactic poem
+on Marriage) to a page on Children's Games. (My book shall have a chapter
+on Children's Games, with their proper tunes.) As for poetry&mdash;poetry,
+says Mr. Dobson, with our Dutch poet is not by any means a trickling rill
+from Helicon: 'it is an inundation <i>&#224; la mode du pays</i>, a flood in a flat
+land, covering everything far and near with its sluggish waters.'
+As for the illustrations, listen to this for the kind of thing I demand:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"Perhaps the most interesting of these is to be found in the
+ large head-piece to the above-mentioned Children's Games, the
+ background of which exhibits the great square of Middleburgh,
+ with its old Gothic houses and central clump of trees.
+ This is, moreover, as delightful a picture as any in the
+ gallery. Down the middle of the foreground, which is filled by
+ a crowd of figures, advances a regiment of little Dutchmen,
+ marching to drum and fife, and led by a fire-eating captain of
+ fifteen. Around this central group are dispersed knots of
+ children playing leap-frog, flying kites, blowing bubbles,
+ whipping tops, walking on stilts, skipping, and the like.
+ In one corner the children are busy with blind man's buff;
+ in the other the girls, with their stiff head-dresses and
+ vandyked aprons, are occupied with their dolls. Under the pump
+ some seventeenth-century equivalent for chuck-farthing seems to
+ be going on vigorously; and, not to be behind-hand in the fun,
+ two little fellows in the distance are standing upon their
+ heads. The whole composition is full of life and movement,
+ and&mdash;so conservative is childhood&mdash;might, but for the costume
+ and scene, represent a playground of to-day."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"Such are the pictures which shall emerge, like islands, among my dull
+pages. And there shall be other pages, to be found for the looking.&#8230;
+I must make another call upon your memory, my friend, and refer it to a
+story of Hans Andersen's which fascinated the pair of us in childhood,
+when we were not really a pair but inseparables, and before you had grown
+wise; the story of the Student and the Goblin who lodged at the
+Butterman's. The Student, at the expense of his dinner, had rescued a
+book from the butter-tub and taken it off to his garret, and that night
+the Goblin, overcome by curiosity, peeped through the keyhole, and lo! the
+garret was full of light. Forth and up from the book shot a beam of
+light, which grew into the trunk of a mighty tree, and threw out branches
+over the bowed head of the student; and every leaf was fresh, and every
+flower a face, and every fruit a star, and music sang in the branches.
+Well, there shall be even such pages in my book."</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me," said I, "but, knowing your indolence, I begin to tire of the
+future indicative, which (allow me to repeat) you first employed in this
+discussion."</p>
+
+<p>"I did not," said the other part of me stoutly. "And if I did, 'tis a
+trick of the trade. You of all people ought to know that I write
+romances."</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>I do not at all demur to having the value of my books enhanced by
+the contributions of others&mdash;by dear grandpapa's autograph on the
+fly-leaf, for example. But it annoys me to be blamed for other folks'
+opinions.</p>
+
+<p>The other day a visitor called and discoursed with me during the greater
+part of a wet afternoon. He had come for an interview&mdash;'dreadful trade,'
+as Edgar said of samphire-gathering&mdash;and I wondered, as he took his
+departure, what on earth he would find to write about: for I love to smoke
+and listen to other men's opinions, and can boast with Montaigne that
+during these invasive times my door has stood open to all comers. He was
+a good fellow, too; having brains and using them: and I made him an
+admirable listener.</p>
+
+<p>It amused me, some while after, to read the interview and learn that <i>I</i>
+had done the talking and uttered a number of trenchant sayings upon female
+novelists. But the amusement changed to dismay when the ladies began to
+retort. For No. 1 started with an airy restatement of what I had never
+said, and No. 2 (who had missed to read the interview) misinterpreted No.
+1.'s paraphrase; and by these and other processes within a week my
+digestive silence had passed through a dozen removes, and was incurring
+the just execration of a whole sex. I began to see that my old college
+motto&mdash;<i>Quod taciturn velis nemini dixeris</i>&mdash;which had always seemed to me
+to err, if at all, on the side of excess, fell short of adequacy to these
+strenuous times.</p>
+
+<p>I have not kept the letters; but a friend of mine, Mr. Algernon Dexter,
+has summarised a very similar experience and cast it into chapters, which
+he allows me to print here. He heads them&mdash;</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<h3>HUNTING THE DRAG.</h3>
+
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER I.</h4>
+
+<p class = "noindent"><i>Scene:</i></p>
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><i>The chastely-furnished writing-room of Mr. Algernon Dexter, a
+well-known male novelist. Bust of Pallas over practicable door L.U.E.
+Books adorn the walls, interspersed with portraits of female relatives.
+Mr. Dexter discovered with Interviewer. Mr. D., poker in hand, is bending
+over the fire, above which runs the legend, carved in Roman letters across
+the mantelpiece, 'Ne fodias ignem gladio.</i>'</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p class = "noindent">INTERVIEWER (<i>pulling out his watch</i>):</p>
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"Dear me! Only five minutes to
+catch my train! And I had several other questions to ask.
+I suppose, now, it's too late to discuss the Higher Education of Women?"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p class = "noindent">Mr. D. (<i>smiling</i>):</p>
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"Well, I think there's hardly time. It will take you
+a good four minutes to get to the station."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p class = "noindent">INTERVIEWER:</p>
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"And I must get my typewriter out of the cloakroom.
+Good-day, then, Mr. Dexter!" (<i>They shake hands and part with mutual
+esteem.</i>)</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<h4>CHAPTER II.</h4>
+
+<h4><i>Extract from 'The Daily Post</i>.'</h4>
+
+<h4>"MONDAY TALKS WITH OUR NOVELISTS.&mdash;No. MCVI. Mr. ALGERNON DEXTER.</h4>
+
+
+<p>"'And now, Mr. Dexter,' said I, 'what is your opinion of the Higher
+Education of Women?'</p>
+
+<p>"The novelist stroked his bronze beard. 'That's a large order, eh?
+Isn't it rather late in the day to discuss Women's Education?'
+And with a humorous gesture of despair he dropped the poker."</p>
+
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<h4>CHAPTER III.</h4>
+
+<h4><i>Tuesday's Letter</i>.</h4>
+
+<p>Sir,&mdash;In your issue of to-day I read with interest an account of an
+interview with Mr. Dexter, the popular novelist, and I observe that
+gentleman thinks it 'rather late in the day' to discuss the Higher
+Education of Women. One can only be amused at this flippant dismissal of
+a subject dear to the hearts of many of us; a movement consecrated by the
+life-energies&mdash;I had almost said the life-blood&mdash;of a Gladstone, a
+Sidgwick, a Fitch, and a Platt-Culpepper. Does Mr. Dexter really imagine
+that he can look down on such names as these? Or are we to conclude that
+the recent successes of 'educated' women in fiction have got on his
+nerves? To suggest professional jealousy would be going too far, no
+doubt.</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">Yours faithfully.</span><br>
+<span class = "ind18">'HIGH SCHOOL'</span>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<h4>CHAPTER IV.</h4>
+
+<h4><i>Wednesday's Letters</i>.</h4>
+
+<p>(1) Sir,&mdash;I, too, was disgusted with Mr. Algernon Dexter's cheap sneer at
+women's education. He has, it seems, 'no opinion' on it. Allow me to
+point out that, whatever his opinion may be, Women's Education has come to
+stay. The time is past when Women could be relegated to the kitchen or
+the nursery, and told, in the words of the poet Byron, that these
+constituted her 'whole existence.' Not so; and if Mr. Dexter is inclined
+to doubt it let him read the works of George Elliot (Mrs. J. W. Cross) or
+Marion Crawford. They will open his eyes to the task he has undertaken.</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">I am, Sir, yours, etc,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind18">"AUDI ALTERAM PARTEM."</span><br><br><br>
+
+<p>(2) SIR,&mdash;Mr. Algernon Dexter thinks women's education 'a large order'&mdash;
+not a very elegant expression, let me say, <i>en passant</i>, for one who
+aspires to be known as a 'stylist.' Still a large order it is, and one
+that as an imperial race we shall be forced to envisage. If our children
+are to be started in life as fit citizens of this empire, with a grasp on
+its manifold and far reaching complexities of interest, and unless the
+Germans are to beat us, we must provide them with educated mothers. 'The
+child is father of the man,' but the mother has, <i>me judice</i>, no less
+influence on his subsequent career. And this is not to be done by putting
+back the hands of the clock, or setting them to make pies and samplers,
+but by raising them to mutually co-operate and further what has been aptly
+termed 'The White Man's Burden.' Such, at any rate, though I may not live
+to see it, is the conviction of:</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">"A MUS. DOC. OF FORTY YEARS' STANDING."</span><br><br><br>
+
+<p>(3) SIR,&mdash;'High School' has done a public service. A popular novelist may
+be licensed to draw on his imagination; but hitting below the belt is
+another thing, whoever wears it. Mr Dexter's disdainful treatment of that
+eminent educationalist Mr. Platt-Culpepper&mdash;who is in his grave and
+therefore unable to reply (so like a man!)&mdash;can be called nothing less.
+I hope it will receive the silent contempt it deserves.</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">Yours indignantly,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind18">"MERE WOMAN."</span>
+
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<h4>CHAPTER V.</h4>
+
+<h4><i>Thursday's letters</i>.</h4>
+
+<p>(1) SIR,&mdash;Your correspondents, with whose indignation I am in sympathy,
+have to me most unaccountably overlooked the real gravamen of Mr. Dexter's
+offence. Unlike them, I have read several of that gentleman's brochures,
+and can assure you that he once posed as the unbounded license for women
+in Higher Education, if not in other directions. This <i>volte face</i>
+(I happen to know) will come as a severe disappointment to many; for we
+had quite counted him one of us.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"We that had loved him so, followed him, honoured him,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Lived in his mild and magnificent eye,"</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+
+<p>Shall have, it seems, to 'record one lost soul more, one more devil's
+triumph,' etc. I subscribe myself, sir, more in sorrow than in anger.</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">PERCY FLADD,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind18"><i>President, H.W.E.L.</i></span><br>
+<span class = "ind12">(<i>Hoxton Women's Emancipation League</i>).</span>
+
+<br><br><br>
+<p>(2) Sir,&mdash;Why all this beating about the bush? The matter in dispute
+between Mr. Dexter and his critics was summed up long ago by Scotia's
+premier poet (I refer to Robert Burns) in the lines&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"To make a happy fireside clime<br>
+<span class = "ind3">To weans and wife,</span><br>
+ That's the true pathos and sublime<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Of human life,"</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>And <i>vice versa</i>. Your correspondents are too hasty in condemning Mr.
+Dexter. He may have expressed himself awkwardly; but, as I understood
+him, he never asserted that education necessarily unsexed a woman, if kept
+within limits. 'A man's a man for a' that'; then why not a woman?
+At least, so says:</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">"AULD REEKIE."</span><br><br><br><br>
+
+<p>(3) Sir,&mdash;Let Mr. Dexter stick to his guns. He is not the first who has
+found the New Woman an unmitigated nuisance, and I respect him for saying
+so in no measured terms. Let women, if they want husbands, cease to write
+oratorios and other things in which man is, by his very constitution,
+<i>facile princeps</i>, and let her cultivate that desideratum in which she
+excels&mdash;a cosy home and a bright smile to greet him on the doorstep when
+he returns from a tiring day in the City. Until that is done I, for one,
+shall remain:</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">"UNMARRIED."</span><br>
+
+<p>P.S.&mdash;Could a woman have composed Shakespeare?</p><br><br><br><br>
+
+<p>(4) Sir,&mdash;I had no intention of mixing in this correspondence, and
+publicity is naturally distasteful to me. Nor do I hold any brief for the
+Higher Education of Women; but when I see writer after writer&mdash;apparently
+of my own sex&mdash;taking refuge in what has been called the 'base shelter of
+anonymity,' I feel constrained to sign myself:</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">Yours faithfully,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind18">(Mrs.) RACHEL RAMSBOTHAM.</span><br><br><br><br>
+
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER VI.</h4>
+
+<h4><i>Friday's Letters</i>.</h4>
+
+<p>(1) Sir,&mdash;After reading 'Unmarried's' letter, one can hardly wonder that
+he is so. He asks if any woman could have written Shakespeare, and
+insinuates that she would be better occupied in meeting him ('Unmarried')
+on the doorstep 'with a bright smile.' As to that, there may be two
+opinions. Everyone to his taste, but for my part, if his insufferable
+male conceit will allow him to believe it&mdash;I would rather have written
+Shakespeare a hundred times over, and I am not alone in this view. Such
+men as Mr. Dexter and 'Unmarried' are the cause why half of us women
+prefer to remain single; the former may deny it, poker in hand, but murder
+will out. In conclusion, let me add that I have never written an oratorio
+in my life, though I sometimes attend them.</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">Yours, etc.,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind18">"MERE WOMAN."</span><br><br><br><br>
+
+<p>(2) Sir,&mdash;Allow me to impale Mr. Dexter on the horns of a dilemma.
+Either it is too late in the day to discuss woman's education, or it is
+not. If the latter, why did he say it is? And if the former, why did he
+begin discussing it? That is how it strikes.</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">"B.A. (Lond.)."</span><br><br><br><br>
+
+<p>(3) Sir,&mdash;<i>Re</i> this woman's education discussion: I write to inquire if
+there is any law of the land which can hinder a woman from composing
+Shakespeare if she wants to?</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">Yours truly,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind18">"INTERESTED."</span><br><br><br><br>
+
+<p>(4) Sir,&mdash;Allusion has been made in this correspondence (I think by Mr.
+Dexter) to the grave of that eminent educationist, the late
+Platt-Culpepper, which is situate in the Highgate Cemetery. My interest
+being awakened, I made a pilgrimage to it the other day, and was shocked
+by its neglected condition. The coping has been badly cemented, and a
+crack extends from the upper right-hand corner to the base of the plinth,
+right across the inscription. Doubtless a few shillings would repair the
+damage; but may I suggest, Sir, that some worthier memorial is due to this
+pioneer of woman's higher activities? I have thought of a plain obelisk on
+Shakespeare's Cliff, a locality of which he was ever fond; or a small and
+inconspicuous lighthouse might, without complicating the navigation of
+this part of the Channel, serve to remind Englishmen of one who diffused
+so much light during his all too brief career. Choice, however, would
+depend on the funds available, and might be left to an influential
+committee. Meanwhile, could you not open a subscription list for the
+purpose? I enclose stamps for 2 shillings, with my card, and prefer to
+remain, for the present.</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">"HAUD IMMEMOR."</span><br><br><br><br>
+
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER VII.</h4>
+
+<h4><i>Saturday's Letters</i></h4>
+
+<p>(1) Sir,&mdash;H. Immemor's suggestion clears the air, and should persuade
+Mr. Dexter and his reactionary friends to think twice before again
+inaugurating a crusade which can only recoil upon their own heads.
+I enclose 5 shillings, if only as a protest against this un-English
+'hitting below the belt,' and am:</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">Yours, etc.,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind18">"PRACTICAL."</span><br><br><br><br>
+
+<p>(2) Sir,&mdash;It is only occasionally that I get a glimpse of your invaluable
+paper, and (perhaps, fortunately) missed the issues containing Mr.
+Dexter's diatribes anent woman. But what astounds me is their cynical
+audacity. Your correspondents, though not in accord as to the name of the
+victim (can it be more than one?) agree that, after encouraging her to
+unbridled license, Mr. Dexter turned round and attacked her with a poker&mdash;
+whether above or below the belt is surely immaterial. 'Tis true,
+'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true; but not once or twice, I fear me, in
+'our fair island-story' has a similar thing occurred. The unique (I hope)
+feature in this case is the man Dexter's open boast that the incident is
+closed, and it is now 'too late in the day' to reopen it. 'Too late,'
+indeed! There is an American poem describing how a young woman was raking
+hay, and an elderly judge came by, and wasn't in a position to marry her,
+though he wanted to; and the whole winds up by saying that 'too late' are
+the saddest words in the language&mdash;especially, I would add, in this
+connection. But, alas! that men's memories should be so short! Is the
+reflection of:</p>
+
+<span class = "ind16">"A MOTHER OF SEVEN."</span><br><br><br><br>
+
+<p>[This correspondence is now closed, unless Mr. Dexter should wish to reply
+to his numerous critics. We do not propose to open a subscription list,
+at any rate for the present.&mdash;Ed. <i>Daily Post.</i>]</p>
+
+<br><br>
+<a name="2HCH0002"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<br><br>
+<h3>FEBRUARY.</h3>
+
+<p>"O That I were lying under the olives!"&mdash;if I may echo the burthen of
+a beautiful little poem by Mrs. Margaret L. Woods. I have not yet
+consulted Zadkiel: but if I may argue from past experience of
+February&mdash;'fill-dyke'&mdash;in a week or so my window here will be
+alternately crusted with Channel spray and washed clean by lashing
+south-westerly showers; and a wave will arch itself over my garden wall
+and spoil a promising bed of violets; and I shall grow weary of
+oilskins, and weary of hauling the long-line with icily-cold hands
+and finding no fish. February&mdash;<i>Pisces?</i> The fish, before February
+comes, have left the coast for the warmer deeps, and the zodiac is
+all wrong. Down here in the Duchy many believe in Mr. Zadkiel and
+Old Moore. I suppose the dreamy Celt pays a natural homage to a
+fellow-mortal who knows how to make up his mind for twelve months
+ahead. All the woman in his nature surrenders to this businesslike
+decisiveness. "O man!"&mdash;the exhortation is Mr. George Meredith's, or
+would be if I could remember it precisely&mdash;"O man, amorously
+inclining, before all things <i>be positive!</i>" I have sometimes,
+while turning the pages of Mrs. Beeton's admirable cookery book,
+caught myself envying Mr. Beeton. I wonder if her sisters envy
+Mrs. Zadkiel. She, dear lady, no doubt feels that, if it be not in
+mortals to command the weather her husband prophesies for August, yet
+he does better&mdash;he deserves it. And, after all, a prophecy in some
+measure depends for its success on the mind which receives it.
+Back in the forties&mdash;I quote from a small privately-printed volume by
+Sir Richard Tangye&mdash;when the potato blight first appeared in England,
+an old farmer in the Duchy found this warning in his favourite
+almanack, at the head of the page for August:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "And potentates shall tremble and quail."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Now, 'to quail' in Cornwall still carries its old meaning,
+'to shrink,' 'to wither.' The farmer dug his potatoes with all
+speed, and next year the almanack was richer by a score of
+subscribers.</p>
+
+<p>Zadkiel or no Zadkiel, I will suspire, and risk it, "O that I were
+lying under the olives!" "O to be out of England now that February's
+here!"&mdash;for indeed this is the time to take the South express and be
+quit of fogs, and loaf and invite your soul upon the Mediterranean
+shore before the carnivals and regattas sweep it like a mistral.
+Nor need you be an invalid to taste those joys on which Stevenson
+dilates in that famous little essay in "<i>Virginibus Puerisque</i>"
+(or, as the young American lady preferred to call it, "Virginis
+Pueribusque."):&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Or perhaps he may see a group of washer-women relieved, on a
+ spit of shingle, against the blue sea, or a meeting of
+ flower-gatherers in the tempered daylight of an olive-garden;
+ and something significant or monumental in the grouping,
+ something in the harmony of faint colour that is always
+ characteristic of the dress of these Southern women, will come
+ home to him unexpectedly, and awake in him that satisfaction
+ with which we tell ourselves that we are richer by one more
+ beautiful experience.&#8230; And then, there is no end to the
+ infinite variety of the olive-yards themselves. Even the colour
+ is indeterminate, and continually shifting: now you would say it
+ was green, now grey, now blue; now tree stands above tree, like
+ 'cloud on cloud,' massed in filmy indistinctness; and now, at
+ the wind's will, the whole sea of foliage is shaken and broken
+ up with little momentary silverings and shadows."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>English poets, too, have been at their best on the Riviera: from
+Cette, where Matthew Arnold painted one of the most brilliant little
+landscapes in our literature, along to Genoa, where Tennyson visited
+and:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind3">"Loved that hall, tho' white and cold,</span><br>
+ Those nich&#232;d shapes of noble mould,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">A princely people's awful princes,</span><br>
+ The grave, severe Genovese of old."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>[I suppose, by the way, that every one who has taken the trouble to
+compare the stanza of 'The Daisy' with that of the invitation 'To the
+Rev. F. D. Maurice,' which immediately follows, will have noted the
+pretty rhythmical difference made by the introduction of the double
+dactyl in the closing line of the latter; the difference between:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Of &#243;live, &#225;loe, and ma&#237;ze, and v&#237;ne,"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>And:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"M&#225;king the l&#237;ttle one le&#225;p for j&#243;y."]</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But let Mrs. Woods resume the strain:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "O that I were listening under the olives!<br>
+ So should I hear behind in the woodland<br>
+ The peasants talking. Either a woman,<br>
+ A wrinkled granddame, stands in the sunshine,<br>
+ Stirs the brown soil in an acre of violets&mdash;<br>
+ Large odorous violets&mdash;and answers slowly<br>
+ A child's swift babble; or else at noon<br>
+ The labourers come. They rest in the shadow,<br>
+ Eating their dinner of herbs, and are merry.<br>
+ Soft speech Proven&#231;al under the olives!<br>
+ Like a queen's raiment from days long perished,<br>
+ Breathing aromas of old unremembered<br>
+ Perfumes, and shining in dust-covered palaces<br>
+ With sudden hints of forgotten splendour&mdash;<br>
+ So on the lips of the peasant his language,<br>
+ His only now, the tongue of the peasant."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Say what you will, there is a dignity about these Latin races, even
+in their trivial everyday movements. They suggest to me, as those
+lines of Homer suggested to Mr. Pater's Marius, thoughts which almost
+seem to be memories of a time when all the world was poetic:&mdash;</p>
+
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<center>
+<img alt="Fig. 1 (24.3K)" src="images/fig1.jpg" height="147" width="739" >
+</center>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+
+<p>"And how poetic," says Pater, "the simple incident seemed, told just
+thus! Homer was always telling things after this manner.
+And one might think there had been no effort in it: that here was but
+the almost mechanical transcript of a time naturally, intrinsically
+poetic, a time in which one could hardly have spoken at all without
+ideal effect, or the sailors pulled down their boat without making a
+picture in 'the great style' against a sky charged with marvels."</p>
+
+<p>One evening in last February a company of Proven&#231;al singers, pipers,
+and tambour players came to an hotel in Cannes, and entertained us.
+They were followed next evening by a troupe of German-Swiss j&#246;delers;
+and oh, the difference to me&mdash;and, for that matter, to all of us!
+It was just the difference between passion and silly sentiment&mdash;silly
+and rather vulgar sentiment. The merry Swiss boys whooped, and
+smacked their legs, and twirled their merry Swiss girls about, until
+vengeance overtook them&mdash;a vengeance so complete, so surprising, that
+I can hardly now believe what my own eyes saw and my own ears heard.
+One of the merry Swiss girls sang a love-ditty with a j&#246;deling
+refrain, which was supposed to be echoed back by her lover afar in
+the mountains. To produce this pleasing illusion, one of the merry
+Swiss boys ascended the staircase, and hid himself deep in the
+corridors of the hotel. All went well up to the last verse.
+Promptly and truly the swain echoed his sweetheart's call; softly it
+floated down to us&mdash;down from the imaginary pasture and across the
+imaginary valley. But as the maiden challenged for the last time, as
+her voice lingered on the last note of the last verse&#8230;
+There hung a Swiss cuckoo-clock in the porter's office, and at that
+very instant the mechanical bird lifted its voice, and nine times
+answered 'Cuckoo' <i>on the exact note!</i> "Cuckoo, Cuckoo, O word of
+fear!" I have known coincidences, but never one so triumphantly
+complete. The jaw of the Swiss maiden dropped an inch; and, as well
+as I remember, silence held the company for five seconds before we
+recovered ourselves and burst into inextinguishable laughter.</p>
+<br><br><br>
+<p>The one complaint I have to make of the Mediterranean is that it does
+not in the least resemble a real sea; and I daresay that nobody who
+has lived by a real sea will ever be thoroughly content with it.
+Beautiful&mdash;oh, beautiful, of course, whether one looks across from
+Costebelle to the lighthouse on Porquerolles and the warships in
+Hy&#232;res Bay; or climbs by the Calvary to the lighthouse of la Garoupe,
+and sees on the one side Antibes, on the other the Isles de L&#233;rins;
+or scans the entrance of Toulon Harbour; or counts the tiers of
+shipping alongside the quays at Genoa! But somehow the Mediterranean
+has neither flavour nor sparkle, nor even any proper smell.
+The sea by Biarritz is champagne to it. But hear how Hugo draws the
+contrast in time of storm:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"Ce n'&#233;taient pas les larges lames de l'Oc&#233;an qui vont devant elles
+ et qui se deroulent royalement dans l'immensit&#233;; c'&#233;taient des
+ houles courtes, brusques, furieuses. L'Oc&#233;an est &#224; son aise,
+ il tourne autour du monde; la Mediterran&#233;e est dans un vase et
+ le vent la secoue, c'est ce qui lui donne cette vague haletante,
+ br&#232;ve et trapue. Le flot se ramasse et lutte. Il a autant de
+ col&#232;re que la flot de l'Oc&#233;an et moins d'espace."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Also, barring the sardine and anchovy, I must confess that the fish
+of the Mediterranean are what, in the Duchy, we should call
+'poor trade.' I don't wish to disparage the Bouillabaisse, which is
+a dish for heroes, and deserves all the heroic praises sung of it:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"This Bouillabaisse a noble dish is&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> A sort of soup, or broth, or brew,</span><br>
+ Or hotchpotch of all sorts of fishes,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">That Greenwich never could outdo;</span><br>
+ Green herbs, red peppers, mussels, saffron,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Soles, onions, garlic, roach and dace:</span><br>
+ All these you eat at Terr&#233;'s tavern,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">In that one dish of Bouillabaisse."<br></span></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>To be precise, you take a langouste, three rascas (an edible but
+second-rate fish), a slice of conger, a fine 'chapon,' or red rascas,
+and one or two 'poissons blancs' (our grey mullet, I take it, would
+be an equivalent). You take a cooking-pot and put your langouste in
+it, together with four spoonfuls of olive-oil, an onion and a couple
+of tomatoes, and boil away until he turns red. You then take off the
+pot and add your fish, green herbs, four cloves of garlic, and a
+pinch of saffron, with salt and red pepper. Pour in water to cover
+the surface of the fish, and cook for twenty minutes over a fast
+fire. Then take a soup-plate, lay some slices of bread in it, and
+pour the bouillon over the bread. Serve the fish separately.
+Possibly you incline to add, in the immortal words of the late Mr.
+Lear, "Serve up in a clean dish, and throw the whole out of window as
+fast as possible." You would make a great mistake. The marvel to me
+is that no missionary has acclimatised this wonderful dish upon our
+coasts, where we have far better fish for compounding it&mdash;red mullet,
+for instance, in place of the rascas; and whiting, or even pollack or
+grey mullet, in place of the 'poissons blancs.' For the langouste, a
+baby lobster might serve; and the saffron flavour would be no severe
+trial to us in the Duchy, who are brought up (so to say) upon saffron
+cake. As for Thackeray's 'dace,' I disbelieve in it. No one would
+add a dace (which for table purposes has been likened to an old
+stocking full of mud and pins: or was that a tench?) except to make a
+rhyme. Even Walton, who gives instructions for cooking a chavender
+or chub, is discreetly silent on the cooking of a dace, though he
+tells us how to catch him. "Serve up in a clean dish," he might have
+added, "and throw him out of window as fast as possible."</p>
+<br><br><br>
+<p>"O that I were lying under the olives!" And O that to olive orchards
+(not contiguous) I could convey the newspaper men who are almost
+invariably responsible when a shadow of distrust or suspicion falls
+between us Englishmen and the race which owns and tills these
+orchards. "The printing-press," says Mr. Barrie, "is either the
+greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, one
+sometimes forgets which." I verily believe that if English newspaper
+editors would nobly resolve to hold their peace on French politics,
+say for two years, France and England would 'make friends' as easily
+as Frenchmen and Englishmen 'make friends' to-day.[1] One hears talk
+of the behaviour of the English abroad. But I am convinced that at
+least one-half of their bad manners may be referred to their
+education upon this newspaper nonsense, or to the certainty that no
+complaint they may make upon foreign shortcomings is too silly or too
+ill-bred to be printed in an English newspaper. Here is an example.
+I suppress the name of the writer&mdash;a lady&mdash;in the devout hope that
+she has repented before this. The letter is headed&mdash;</p>
+
+<h4>"THE AMENITIES OF RAILWAY TRAVELLING IN FRANCE.</h4>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Sir,&mdash;As your newspaper is read in France, may I in your columns
+ call attention to what I witnessed yesterday? I left Dinard by
+ the 3.33 p.m. train <i>en route</i> for Guingamp, having to change
+ carriages at Lamballe. An instant before the train moved off
+ from the station, a dying man belonging to the poorest class was
+ thrust into our second class carriage and the door slammed to.
+ The poor creature, apparently dying of some wasting disease,
+ was absolutely on the point of death, and his ghastly appearance
+ naturally alarmed a little girl in the carriage.
+ At the next station I got down with my companion and changed
+ into a first-class compartment, paying the difference.
+ On remonstrating with the guard (<i>sic</i>), he admitted that a
+ railway carriage ought not to be turned into an hospital,
+ but added, 'We have no rules to prevent it.'</p>
+
+<p> "I ask, sir, is it decent or human, especially at such a time,
+ to thrust dying persons in the last stage of poverty into a
+ second-class carriage full of ladies and children?"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>There's a pretty charity for you! 'A dying man belonging to the
+<i>poorest class</i>.'&mdash;'<i>Our</i> second-class carriage'&mdash;here's richness!
+as Mr. Squeers observed. Here's sweetness and light! But England
+has no monopoly of such manners. There was a poor little Cingalese
+girl in the train by which I travelled homeward last February from
+Genoa and through the Mont Cenis. And there were also three
+Englishmen and a Frenchman&mdash;the last apparently (as Browning put it)
+a person of importance in his day, for he had a bit of red ribbon in
+his buttonhole and a valet at his heels. At one of the small
+stations near the tunnel our train halted for several minutes;
+and while the little Cingalese leaned out and gazed at the unfamiliar
+snows&mdash;a pathetic figure, if ever there was one&mdash;the three Englishmen
+and the Frenchman gathered under the carriage door and stared up at
+her just as if she were a show. There was no nonsense about the
+performance&mdash;no false delicacy: it was good, steady, eye-to-eye
+staring. After three minutes of it, the Frenchman asked
+deliberately, "Where do you come from?" in a careless, level tone,
+which did not even convey that he was interested in knowing.
+And because the child didn't understand, the three Englishmen
+laughed. Altogether it was an unpleasing but instructive little
+episode.</p>
+<br><br><br>
+<p>No: nastiness has no particular nationality: and you will find a
+great deal of it, of all nationalities, on the frontier between
+France and Italy. I do not see that Monte Carlo provides much cause
+for indignation, beyond the <i>tir aux pigeons</i>, which is quite
+abominable. I have timed it for twenty-five minutes, and it averaged
+two birds a minute&mdash;fifty birds. Of these one escaped, one fluttered
+on to the roof of the railway station and died there slowly, under my
+eyes. The rest were killed within the enclosure, some by the first
+barrel, some by the second, or if they still lingered, were retrieved
+and mouthed by a well-trained butcher dog, of no recognisable breed.
+Sometimes, after receiving its wound, a bird would walk about for a
+second or two, apparently unhurt; then suddenly stagger and topple
+over. Sometimes, as the trap opened, a bird would stand dazed.
+Then a ball was trundled at it to compel it to rise. Grey breast
+feathers strewed the whole inclosure, in places quite thickly, like a
+carpet. As for the crowd at the tables inside the Casino, it was
+largely Semitic. On the road between Monte Carlo and Monaco, as
+Browning says&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "It was noses, noses all the way."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Also it smelt distressingly: but that perhaps was its misfortune
+rather than its fault. It did not seem very happy; nor was it
+composed of people who looked as if they might have attained to
+distinction, or even to ordinary usefulness, by following any other
+pursuit. On the whole, one felt that it might as well be gathered
+here as anywhere else.</p>
+<br><br><br>
+<p>"O that I were lying under the olives!" But since my own garden must
+content me this year, let me conclude with a decent letter of thanks
+to the friend who sent me, from Devonshire, a box of violet roots
+that await the spring in a corner which even the waves of the equinox
+cannot reach:&mdash;</p>
+
+<h4>TO A FRIEND WHO SENT ME A BOX OF VIOLETS.</h4>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> Nay, more than violets<br>
+ These thoughts of thine, friend!<br>
+ Rather thy reedy brook<br>
+ &mdash;Taw's tributary&mdash;<br>
+ At midnight murmuring,<br>
+ Descried them, the delicate,<br>
+ The dark-eyed goddesses.<br>
+ There by his cressy beds<br>
+ Dissolved and dreaming<br>
+ Dreams that distilled in a dewdrop<br>
+ All the purple of night,<br>
+ All the shine of a planet.<br><br>
+
+ Whereat he whispered;<br>
+ And they arising<br>
+ &mdash;Of day's forget-me-nots<br>
+ The duskier sisters&mdash;<br>
+ Descended, relinquished<br>
+ The orchard, the trout-pool,<br>
+ The Druid circles,<br>
+ Sheepfolds of Dartmoor,<br>
+ Granite and sandstone,<br>
+ Torridge and Tamar;<br>
+ By Roughtor, by Dozmare,<br>
+ Down the vale of the Fowey<br>
+ Moving in silence.<br>
+ Brushing the nightshade<br>
+ By bridges Cyclopean,<br>
+ By Glynn, Lanhydrock,<br>
+ Restormel, Lostwithiel,<br>
+ Dark woodland, dim water,<br>
+ <span class = "ind3">dreaming town&mdash;</span><br>
+ Down the vale of the Fowey,<br>
+ Each in her exile<br>
+ Musing the message&mdash;<br>
+ Message illumined by love<br>
+ As a starlit sorrow&mdash;<br>
+ Passed, as the shadow of Ruth<br>
+ From the land of the Moabite.<br>
+ So they came&mdash;<br>
+ Valley-born, valley-nurtured&mdash;<br>
+ Came to the tideway,<br>
+ The jetties, the anchorage,<br>
+ The salt wind piping,<br>
+ Snoring in equinox,<br>
+ By ships at anchor,<br>
+ By quays tormented,<br>
+ Storm-bitten streets;<br>
+ Came to the Haven<br>
+ Crying, "Ah, shelter us,<br>
+ The strayed ambassadors!<br>
+ Lost legation of love<br>
+ On a comfortless coast!"<br><br>
+
+ Nay, but a little sleep,<br>
+ A little folding<br>
+ Of petals to the lull<br>
+ Of quiet rainfalls,&mdash;<br>
+ Here in my garden,<br>
+ In angle sheltered<br>
+ From north and east wind&mdash;<br>
+ Softly shall recreate<br>
+ The courage of charity,<br>
+ Henceforth not to me only<br>
+ Breathing the message.<br><br>
+
+ Clean-breath'd Sirens!<br>
+ Henceforth the mariner,<br>
+ Here on the tideway<br>
+ Dragging, foul of keel,<br>
+ Long-strayed but fortunate,<br>
+ Out of the fogs,<br>
+ the vast Atlantic solitudes,<br>
+ Shall, by the hawser-pin<br>
+ Waiting the signal&mdash;<br>
+ "Leave-go-anchor!"<br>
+ Scent the familiar<br>
+ Fragrance of home;<br>
+ So in a long breath<br>
+ Bless us unknowingly:<br>
+ Bless them, the violets,<br>
+ Bless me, the gardener,<br>
+ Bless thee, the giver.</p><br><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>My business (I remind myself) behind the window is not to scribble
+verses: my business, or a part of it, is to criticise poetry, which
+involves reading poetry. But why should anyone read poetry in these
+days?</p>
+
+<p>Well, one answer is that nobody does.</p>
+
+<p>I look around my shelves and, brushing this answer aside as flippant,
+change the form of my question. Why do we read poetry? What do we
+find that it does for us? We take to it (I presume) some natural
+need, and it answers that need. But what is the need? And how does
+poetry answer it?</p>
+
+<p>Clearly it is not a need of knowledge, or of what we usually
+understand by knowledge. We do not go to a poem as we go to a work
+on Chemistry or Physics, to add to our knowledge of the world about
+us. For example, Keats' glorious lines to the Nightingale&mdash;</p>
+
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Thou wast not born for death, immortal bird&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Are unchallengeable poetry; but they add nothing to our stock of
+information. Indeed, as Mr. Bridges pointed out the other day, the
+information they contain is mostly inaccurate or fanciful. Man is,
+as a matter of fact, quite as immortal as a nightingale in every
+sense but that of sameness. And as for:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind3">"Magic casements opening on the foam</span><br>
+ Of perilous seas, in fa&#235;ry lands forlorn,"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Science tells us that no such things exist in this or any other
+ascertained world. So, when Tennyson tells us that birds in the high
+Hall garden were crying, "Maud, Maud, Maud," or that:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "There has fallen a splendid tear<br>
+ From the passion-flower at the gate:<br>
+ She is coming, my dove, my dear;<br>
+ She is coming, my life, my fate;<br>
+ The red rose cries, 'She is near, she is near';<br>
+ And the white rose weeps, 'She is late'&#8230;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>The poetry is unchallengeable, but the information by scientific
+standards of truth is demonstrably false, and even absurd.
+On the other hand (see Coleridge's <i>Biographia Literaria</i>, c. xiv.),
+the famous lines&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Thirty days hath September,
+ April, June, and November,&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Though packed with trustworthy information, are quite as demonstrably
+unpoetical. The famous senior wrangler who returned a borrowed
+volume of <i>Paradise Lost</i> with the remark that he did not see what it
+proved, was right&mdash;so far as he went. And conversely (as he would
+have said) no sensible man would think to improve Newton's
+<i>Principia</i> and Darwin's <i>Origin of Species</i> by casting them into
+blank verse; or Euclid's <i>Elements</i> by writing them out in ballad
+metre&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">The king sits in Dunfermline town,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Drinking the blude-red wine;</span><br>
+ 'O wha will rear me an equilateral triangle<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Upon a given straight line?'</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>We may be sure that Poetry does not aim to do what Science, with
+other methods, can do much better. What craving, then, does it
+answer? And if the craving be for knowledge of a kind, then of what
+kind?</p>
+
+<p>The question is serious. We agree&mdash;at least I assume this&mdash;that men
+have souls as well as intellects; that above and beyond the life we
+know and can describe and reduce to laws and formulas there exists a
+spiritual life of which our intellect is unable to render account.
+We have (it is believed) affinity with this spiritual world, and we
+hold it by virtue of something spiritual within us, which we call the
+soul. You may disbelieve in this spiritual region and remain, I dare
+say, an estimable citizen; but I cannot see what business you have
+with Poetry, or what satisfaction you draw from it. Nay, Poetry
+demands that you believe something further; which is, that in this
+spiritual region resides and is laid up that eternal scheme of
+things, that universal <i>order</i>, of which the phenomena of this world
+are but fragments, if indeed they are not mere shadows.</p>
+
+<p>A hard matter to believe, no doubt! We see this world so clearly;
+the spiritual world so dimly, so rarely, if at all! We may fortify
+ourselves with the reminder (to be found in Blanco White's famous
+sonnet) that the first man who lived on earth had to wait for the
+darkness before he saw the stars and guessed that the Universe
+extended beyond this earth&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"Who could have thought such darkness lay conceal'd<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Within thy beams, O Sun! or who could find,</span><br>
+ Whilst fly and leaf and insect stood reveal'd,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">That to such countless orbs thou mad'st us blind?"</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>He may, or may not, believe that the same duty governs his
+infinitesimal activity and the motions of the heavenly bodies&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"Awake, my soul, and <i>with the sun</i><br>
+ Thy daily stage of duty run&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>&mdash;That his duty is one with that of which Wordsworth sang&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"Thou dost preserve the stars from wrong;<br>
+ And the most ancient heavens, through thee, are
+ fresh and strong."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But in a higher order of some sort, and his duty of conforming with
+it, he does not seem able to avoid believing.</p>
+
+<p>This, then, is the need which Poetry answers. It offers to bring men
+knowledge of this universal order, and to help them in rectifying and
+adjusting their lives to it. It is for gleams of this spiritual
+country that the poets watch&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind10">"The gleam,</span><br>
+ The light that never was on sea or land.&#8230;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"I am Merlin," sang Tennyson, its life-long watcher, in his old age&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "I am Merlin,<br>
+ And I am dying;<br>
+ I am Merlin,<br>
+ Who follow the gleam."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>They do not claim to see it always. It appears to them at rare and
+happy intervals, as the Vision of the Grail to the Knights of the
+Round Table. "Poetry," said Shelley, "is the record of the best and
+happiest moments of the happiest and best minds."</p>
+<br><br><br>
+<p>If this be the need, how have our poets been answering it of late
+years? How, for instance, did they answer it during the South
+African War, when (according to our newspapers) there was plenty of
+patriotic emotion available to inspire the great organ of national
+song? Well, let us kick up what dust we will over 'Imperial ideals,'
+we must admit, at least, that these ideals are not yet 'accepted of
+song': they have not inspired poetry in any way adequate to the
+nobility claimed for them. Mr. Swinburne and Mr. Henley saluted the
+Boer War in verse of much truculence, but no quality; and when Mr.
+Swinburne and Mr. Henley lacked quality one began to inquire into
+causes. Mr. Kipling's Absent-minded Beggars, Muddied Oafs, Goths and
+Huns, invited one to consider why he should so often be first-rate
+when neglecting or giving the lie to his pet political doctrines, and
+invariably below form when enforcing them. For the rest, the Warden
+of Glenalmond bubbled and squeaked, and Mr. Alfred Austin, like the
+man at the piano, kept on doing his best. It all came to nothing: as
+poetry it never began to be more than null. Mr. Hardy wrote a few
+mournfully memorable lines on the seamy side of war. Mr. Owen Seaman
+(who may pass for our contemporary Aristophanes) was smart and witty
+at the expense of those whose philosophy goes a little deeper than
+surface-polish. One man alone&mdash;Mr. Henry Newbolt&mdash;struck a note
+which even his opponents had to respect. The rest exhibited plenty
+of the turbulence of passion, but none of the gravity of thoughtful
+emotion. I don't doubt they were, one and all, honest in their way.
+But as poetry their utterances were negligible. As writers of real
+poetry the Anti-Jingoes, and especially the Celts, held and still
+hold the field.</p>
+
+<p>I will not adduce poets of admitted eminence&mdash;Mr. Watson, for
+instance, or Mr. Yeats&mdash;to prove my case. I am content to go to a
+young poet who has his spurs to win, and will ask you to consider
+this little poem, and especially its final stanza. He calls it&mdash;</p>
+
+<h4>A CHARGE</h4>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">If thou hast squander'd years to grave a gem<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Commissioned by thy absent Lord, and while</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6">'Tis incomplete,</span><br>
+ Others would bribe thy needy skill to them&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind6">Dismiss them to the street!</span><br><br>
+
+ Should'st thou at last discover Beauty's grove,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> At last be panting on the fragrant verge,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6">But in the track,</span><br>
+ Drunk with divine possession, thou meet Love&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind6">Turn, at her bidding, back.</span><br><br>
+
+ When round thy ship in tempest Hell appears,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And every spectre mutters up more dire</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6">To snatch control</span><br>
+ And loose to madness thy deep-kennell'd Fears,&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind6">Then to the helm, O Soul!</span><br><br>
+
+ Last, if upon the cold, green-mantling sea<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Thou cling, alone with Truth, to the last spar,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6">Both castaway,</span><br>
+ And one must perish&mdash;let it not be he<br>
+<span class = "ind6">Whom thou art sworn to obey.</span><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>The author of these lines is a Mr. Herbert Trench, who (as I say) has
+his spurs to win. Yet I defy you to read them without recognising a
+note of high seriousness which is common to our great poets and
+utterly foreign to our modern bards of empire. The man, you will
+perceive, dares to talk quite boldly about the human soul. Now you
+will search long in our Jingo bards for any recognition of the human
+soul: the very word is unpopular. And as men of eminence write, so
+lesser wits imitate. A while ago I picked up a popular magazine, and
+happened on these verses&mdash;fluently written and, beyond a doubt,
+honestly meant. They are in praise of King Henry VIII.:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">King Harry played at tennis, and he threw the dice a-main,<br>
+ And did all things that seemed to him for his own
+ and England's gain;<br>
+ He would not be talked to lightly, he would not be
+ checked or chid;<br>
+ And he got what things he dreamed to get, and did&mdash;
+ what things he did.<br><br>
+
+ When Harry played at tennis it was well for this our Isle&mdash;<br>
+ He cocked his nose at Interdicts; he 'stablished us the while&mdash;<br>
+ He was lustful; he was vengeful; he was hot and hard and proud;<br>
+ But he set his England fairly in the sight of all the crowd.<br><br>
+
+ So Harry played at tennis, and we perfected the game<br>
+ Which astonished swaggering Spaniards when the fat Armada came.<br>
+ And possession did he give us of our souls in sturdiness;<br>
+ And he gave us peace from priesthood: and he gave us English
+ Bess!<br><br>
+
+ When Harry played at tennis we began to know this thing&mdash;<br>
+ That a mighty people prospers in a mighty-minded king.<br>
+ We boasted not our righteousness&mdash;we took on us our sin,<br>
+ For Bluff Hal was just an Englishman who played the game to win.<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>You will perceive that in the third stanza the word 'soul' occurs:
+and I invite you to compare this author's idea of a soul with Mr.
+Trench's. This author will have nothing to do with the old advice
+about doing justice, loving mercy, and walking humbly before God.
+The old notion that to conquer self is a higher feat than to take a
+city he dismisses out of hand. "Be lustful be vengeful," says he,
+"but play the game to win, and you have my applause. Get what you
+want, set England fairly in sight of the crowd, and you are a
+mighty-minded man." Now the first and last comment upon such a
+doctrine must be that, if a God exist, it is false. It sets up a
+part to override the whole: it flaunts a local success against the
+austere majesty of Divine law. In brief, it foolishly derides the
+universal, saying that it chooses to consider the particular as more
+important. But it is not. Poetry's concern is with the universal:
+and what makes the Celts (however much you may dislike them) the most
+considerable force in English poetry at this moment is that they
+occupy themselves with that universal truth, which, before any
+technical accomplishment, is the guarantee of good poetry.</p>
+
+<p>Now, when you tell yourself that the days of 'English Bess' were
+jolly fine empire-making days, and produced great poets (Shakespeare,
+for example) worthy of them; and when you go on to reflect that these
+also are jolly fine empire-making days, but that somehow Mr. Austin
+is your laureate, and that the only poetry which counts is being
+written by men out of harmony with your present empire-making mood,
+the easiest plan (if you happen to think the difference worth
+considering) will be to call the Muse a traitress, and declare that
+every poem better than Mr. Austin's is a vote given to&mdash;whatever
+nation your Yellow Press happens to be insulting at this moment.
+But, if you care to look a little deeper, you may find that some
+difference in your methods of empire-making is partly accountable for
+the change. A true poet must cling to universal truth; and by
+insulting it (as, for example, by importing into present-day politics
+the spirit which would excuse the iniquities of Henry VIII. on the
+ground that 'he gave us English Bess'!) you are driving the true poet
+out of your midst. Read over the verses above quoted, and then
+repeat to yourself, slowly, these lines:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"Last, if upon the cold, green-mantling sea<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Thou cling, alone with Truth, to the last spar,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6">Both castaway,</span><br>
+ And one must perish&mdash;let it not be he<br>
+<span class = "ind6">Whom thou art sworn to obey."</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I ask no more. If a man cannot see the difference at once, I almost
+despair of making him perceive why poetry refuses just now even more
+obstinately than trade (if that be possible) to 'follow the flag.'
+It will not follow, because you are waving the flag over
+self-deception. You may be as blithe as Plato in casting out the
+poets from your commonwealth&mdash;though for other reasons than his.
+You may be as blithe as Dogberry in determining, of reading and
+writing, that they may appear when there is no need of such vanity.
+But you are certainly driving them forth to say, in place of
+"O beloved city of Cecrops!" "O beloved city of God!" There was a
+time, not many years ago, when an honest poet could have used both
+cries together and deemed that he meant the same thing by the two.
+But the two cries to-day have an utterly different meaning&mdash;and by
+your compulsion or by the compulsion of such politics as you have
+come to tolerate.</p>
+
+<p>And therefore the young poet whom I have quoted has joined the band
+of those poets whom we are forcing out of the city, to leave our
+ideals to the fate which, since the world began, has overtaken all
+ideals which could not get themselves 'accepted by song.' Even as we
+drum these poets out we know that they are the only ones worth
+reckoning with, and that man cannot support himself upon assurances
+that he is the strongest fellow in the world, and the richest, and
+owns the biggest house, and pays the biggest rates, and wins whatever
+game he plays at, and stands so high in his clothes that while the
+Southern Cross rises over his hat-brim it is already broad day on the
+seat of his breeches. For that is what it all comes to: and the
+sentence upon the man who neglects the warning of these poets, while
+he heaps up great possessions, is still, "Thou fool, this night thy
+soul shall be required of thee." And where is the national soul you
+would choose, at that hasty summons, to present for inspection,
+having to stand your trial upon it? Try Park Lane, or run and knock
+up the Laureate, and then come and report your success!</p>
+
+<br><br><br><p>
+Weeks ago I was greatly reproached by a correspondent for misusing
+the word 'Celtic,' and informed that to call Mr. Yeats or Mr. Trench
+a Celt is a grave abuse of ethnical terms; that a notable percentage
+of the names connected with the 'Celtic Revival'&mdash;Hyde, Sigerson,
+Atkinson, Stokes&mdash;are not Celtic at all but Teutonic; that, in short,
+I have been following the multitude to speak loosely. Well, I
+confess it, and I will confess further that the lax use of the word
+'Celt' ill beseems one who has been irritated often enough by the
+attempts of well-meaning but muddle-headed people who get hold of
+this or that poet and straightly assign this or that quality of his
+verse to a certain set of corpuscles in his mixed blood. Although I
+believe that my correspondent is too hasty in labelling men's descent
+from their names&mdash;for the mother has usually some share in producing
+a child; although I believe that Mr. Yeats, for instance, inherits
+Cornish blood on one side, even if Irish be denied him on the other;
+yet the rebuke contains some justice.</p>
+
+<p>Still, I must maintain that these well-meaning theorists err only in
+applying a broad distinction with overmuch nicety. There is, after
+all, a certain quality in a poem of Blake's, or a prose passage of
+Charlotte Bront&#235;'s, which a critic is not only unable to ignore, but
+which&mdash;if he has any 'comparative' sense&mdash;he finds himself accounting
+for by saying, "This man, or this woman, must be a Celt or have some
+admixture of Celtic blood." I say quite confidently that quality
+cannot be ignored. You open (let us say) a volume of Blake, and your
+eye falls on these two lines&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"When the stars threw down their spears<br>
+ And watered heaven with their tears,"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>And at once you are aware of an imagination different in kind from
+the imagination you would recognise as English. Let us, if you
+please, rule out all debate of superiority; let us take Shakespeare
+for comparison, and Shakespeare at his best:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind10">"These our actors,</span><br>
+ As I foretold you, were all spirits, and<br>
+ Are melted into air, into thin air;<br>
+ And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,<br>
+ The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,<br>
+ The solemn temples, the great globe itself,<br>
+ Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve<br>
+ And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,<br>
+ Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff<br>
+ As dreams are made of, and our little life<br>
+ Is rounded with a sleep."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Finer poetry than this I can hardly find in English to quote for you.
+But fine as it is, will you not observe the matter-of-factness
+(call it healthy, if you will, and I shall not gainsay you) beneath
+Shakespeare's noble language? It says divinely what it has to say;
+and what it has to say is full of solemn thought. But, for better or
+worse (or, rather, without question of better or worse), Blake's
+imagination is moving on a different plane. We may think it an
+uncomfortably superhuman plane; but let us note the difference, and
+note further that this plane was habitual with Blake. Now because of
+his immense powers we are accustomed to think of Shakespeare as
+almost superhuman: we pay that tribute to his genius, his strength,
+and the enormous impression they produce on us. But a single couplet
+of Blake's will carry more of this uncanny superhuman imagination
+than the whole five acts of <i>Hamlet</i>. So great is Shakespeare, that
+he tempts us to think him capable of any flight of wing; but set down
+a line or two of Blake's&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"A robin redbreast in a cage<br>
+ Puts all heaven in a rage&#8230;<br>
+ A skylark wounded on the wing<br>
+ Doth make a cherub cease to sing."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>&mdash;And, simple as the thought is, at once you feel it to lie outside
+the range of Shakespeare's philosophy. Shakespeare's men are fine,
+brave, companionable fellows, full of passionate love, jealousy,
+ambition; of humour, gravity, strength of mind; of laughter and rage,
+of the joy and stress of living. But self-sacrifice scarcely enters
+into their notion of the scheme of things, and they are by no means
+men to go to death for an idea. We remember what figure Shakespeare
+made of Sir John Oldcastle, and I wish we could forget what figure he
+made of Joan of Arc. Within the bounds of his philosophy&mdash;the
+philosophy, gloriously stated, of ordinary brave, full-blooded men&mdash;
+he is a great encourager of virtue; and so such lines as&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"The expense of spirit in a waste of shame<br>
+ Is lust in action&#8230;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Are thoroughly Shakespearean, while such lines as&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"A robin redbreast in a cage<br>
+ Puts all heaven in a rage&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Are as little Shakespearean in thought as in phrasing. He can tell us that:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind10">"We are such stuff</span><br>
+ As dreams are made of, and our little life<br>
+ Is rounded with a sleep."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>He can muse on that sleep to come:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind3">"To die, to sleep;</span><br>
+ To sleep; perchance to dream; aye, there's the rub;<br>
+ For in that sleep of death what dreams may come<br>
+ When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,<br>
+ Must give us pause."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But that even in this life we may be more truly ourselves when
+dreaming than when waking&mdash;that what we dream may perchance turn out
+to be more real and more important than what we do&mdash;such a thought
+overpasses his imaginative range; or, since to dogmatise on his
+imaginative range is highly dangerous, let us be content with saying
+that it lies outside his temperament, and that he would have hit on
+such a thought only to dismiss it with contempt. So when we open a
+book of poems and come upon a monarch crying out that:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"A wild and foolish labourer is a king,<br>
+ To do and do and do and never dream,"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>We know that we are hearkening to a note which is not Shakespearean
+at all, not practical, not English. And we want a name for that
+note.</p>
+
+<p>I have followed the multitude to call it Celtic because in practice
+when we come upon this note we are pretty safe to discover that the
+poet who utters it has Celtic blood in him (Blake's poetry, for
+instance, told me that he must be an Irishman before ever I reflected
+that his name was Irish, or thought of looking up his descent).
+Since, however the blood of most men in these islands is by this time
+mixed with many strains: since also, though the note be not native
+with him, nothing forbids even a pure-blooded Anglo-Saxon from
+learning it and assimilating it: lastly, since there is obvious
+inconvenience in using the same word for an ethnical delimitation and
+a psychological, when their boundaries do not exactly correspond&mdash;and
+if some Anglo-Saxons have the 'Celtic' note it is certain that many
+thousands of Celts have not; why then I shall be glad enough to use a
+better and a handier and a more exact, if only some clever person
+will provide it.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, let it be understood that in speaking of a 'Celtic' note I
+accuse no fellow-creature of being an Irishman, Scotsman, Welshman,
+Manxman, Cornishman, or Breton. The poet will as a rule turn out to
+be one or other of these, or at least to have a traceable strain of
+Celtic blood in him. But to the note only is the term applied,
+Now this note may be recognised by many tokens; but the first and
+chiefest is its insistence upon man's brotherhood with bird and
+beast, star and flower, everything, in short, which we loosely call
+'nature,' his brotherhood even with spirits and angels, as one of an
+infinite number of microcosms reflecting a common image of God.
+And poetry which holds by this creed will hardly be subservient to
+societies and governments and legalised doctrines and conventions;
+it will hold to them by a long and loose chain, if at all.
+It flies high enough, at any rate, to take a bird's-eye view of all
+manner of things which in the temple, the palace, or the
+market-place, have come to be taken as axiomatic. It eyes them with
+an extraordinary 'dissoluteness'&mdash;if you will give that word its
+literal meaning. It sees that some accepted virtues carry no
+reflection of heaven; it sees that heaven, on the other hand&mdash;so
+infinite is its care&mdash;may shake with anger from bound to bound at the
+sight of a caged bird. It sees that the souls of living things, even
+of the least conspicuous, reach up by chains and are anchored in
+heaven, while 'great' events slide by on the surface of this skimming
+planet with empires and their ordinances.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"And so the Emperor went in the procession under the splendid
+ canopy. And all the people in the streets and at the windows
+ said, 'Bless us! what matchless new clothes our Emperor has!'
+ But he hasn't anything on!' cried a little child. 'Dear me,
+ just listen to what the little innocent says,' observed his
+ father, and the people whispered to each other what the child
+ had said. 'He hasn't anything on!' they began to shout at last.
+ This made the Emperor's flesh creep, because he thought that
+ they were right; but he said to himself, 'I must keep it up
+ through the procession, anyhow.' And he walked on still more
+ majestically, and the Chamberlains walked behind and carried the
+ train, though there was none to carry."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>This parable of the Emperor without clothes can be matched, for
+simplicity and searching directness, against any parable outside of
+the Gospels, and it agrees with the Divine parables in exalting the
+wisdom of a child. I will not dare to discuss that wisdom here.
+I observe that when the poets preach it we tender them our applause.
+We applaud Vaughan's lines:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"Happy those early days, when I<br>
+ Shin'd in my angel-infancy&#8230;<br>
+ When yet I had not walk'd above<br>
+ A mile or two from my first love,<br>
+ And looking back&mdash;at that short space&mdash;<br>
+ Could see a glimpse of His bright face;<br>
+ When on some gilded cloud or flow'r<br>
+ My gazing soul would dwell an hour,<br>
+ And in those weaker glories spy<br>
+ Some shadows of eternity.&#8230;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>We applaud Wordsworth's glorious ode&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting:<br>
+ The Soul that rises with us, our life's Star,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Hath had elsewhere its setting,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6">And cometh from afar:</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3">Not in entire forgetfulness,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6">And not in utter nakedness,</span><br>
+ But trailing clouds of glory do we come<br>
+<span class = "ind3">From God, who is our home:</span><br>
+ Heaven lies about us in our infancy!&#8230;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>We applaud even old John Earle's prose when he tells us of a Child
+that&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"The elder he grows, he is a stair lower from God; and, like his
+ first father, much worse in his breeches. He is the Christian's
+ example, and the old man's relapse; the one imitates his
+ pureness, the other falls into his simplicity.&#8230; His father
+ hath writ him as his own little story, wherein he reads those
+ days of his life that he cannot remember, and sighs to see what
+ innocence he hath outlived.&#8230; Could he put off his body with
+ his little coat, he had got eternity without a burden, and
+ exchanged but one heaven for another."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But while we applaud this pretty confident attribution of divine
+wisdom to children, we are much too cautious to translate it into
+practice. "It is far too shadowy a notion," says Wordsworth
+prudently, "to be recommended to faith as more than an element in our
+instincts of immortality;" and he might have added that, while the
+Child may be Father of the Man, the Man reserves the privilege of
+spanking. Even so I observe that, while able to agree cordially with
+Christ on the necessity of becoming as little children as a condition
+of entering the Kingdom of Heaven, we are not so injudicious as to
+act upon any such belief; nay, we find ourselves obliged to revise
+and re-interpret the wisdom of the Gospels when we find it too
+impracticably childish. When Christ, for instance, forbids oaths of
+all kinds, we feel sure He cannot be serious, or we should have to
+upset a settled practice of the courts. And as for resisting no evil
+and forgiving our enemies, why, good Heavens! what would become of
+our splendid armaments! The suggestion, put so down rightly, is
+quite too wild. In short, as a distinguished Bishop put it, society
+could not exist for forty-eight hours on the lines laid down in the
+Sermon on the Mount. (I forget the Bishop's exact words, but they
+amounted to a complete and thoroughly common-sense repudiation of
+Gospel Christianity.)</p>
+
+<p>No; it is obvious that, in so far as the Divine teaching touches
+on conduct, we must as practical men correct it, and with a
+special look-out for its indulgent misunderstanding of children.
+Children, as a matter of experience, have no sense of the rights of
+property. They steal apples.</p>
+
+<p>And yet&mdash;there must be something in this downright wisdom of
+childishness since Christ went (as we must believe) out of His way to
+lay such stress on it; and since our own hearts respond so readily
+when Vaughan or Wordsworth claim divinity for it. We cannot of
+course go the length of believing that the great, wise, and eminent
+men of our day are engaged one and all in the pursuit of shadows.
+'Shadows we are and shadows we pursue' sounded an exquisitely solemn
+note in an election speech; but after all, we must take the world as
+we find it, and the world as we find it has its own recognised
+rewards. No success attended the poet who wrote that&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"Those little new-invented things&mdash;<br>
+ Cups, saddles, crowns, are childish joys,<br>
+ So ribbands are and rings,<br>
+ Which all our happiness destroys.<br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Nor God</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> In His abode,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Nor saints, nor little boys,</span><br>
+ Nor Angels made them; only foolish men,<br>
+ Grown mad with custom, on those toys<br>
+ Which more increase their wants to date.&#8230;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>He found no publisher, and they have been rescued by accident after
+two hundred years of oblivion. (It appears, nevertheless, that he
+was a happy man.)</p>
+
+<p>And yet&mdash;I repeat&mdash;since we respond to it so readily, whether in
+welcome or in irritation, there must be something in this claim set
+up for childish simplicity; and I cannot help thinking it fortunate
+and salutary for us that the Celtic poets have taken to sounding its
+note so boldly. Whatever else they do, on the conventional ideals of
+this generation they speak out with an uncompromising and highly
+disconcerting directness. As I said just now, they are held, if at
+all, by a long and loose chain to the graven images to which we stand
+bound arm-to-arm and foot-to-foot. They fly far enough aloof to take
+a bird's-eye view. What they see they declare with a boldness which
+is the more impressive for being unconscious. And they declare that
+they see us tied to stupid material gods, and wholly blind to ideas.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><p>P.S.&mdash;I made bold enough to say in the course of these remarks that
+Euclid's <i>Elements</i> could hardly be improved by writing them out in
+ballad metre. A friend, to whom I happened to repeat this assertion,
+cast doubt on it and challenged me to prove it. I do so with
+pleasure in the following&mdash;</p>
+
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<center>
+<img alt="Fig. 2 (31.3K)" src="images/fig2.jpg" height="422" width="634" >
+</center>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<h3> NEW BALLAD OF SIR PATRICK SPENS.</h3>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">The King sits in Dunfermline toun<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Drinking the blude-red wine:</span><br>
+ "O wha will rear me an equilateral triangle<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Upon a given straight line?"</span><br><br>
+
+ O up and spake an eldern knight,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Sat at the King's right knee&mdash;</span><br>
+ "Of a' the clerks by Granta side<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Sir Patrick bears the gree.</span><br><br>
+
+ "'Tis he was taught by the Tod-hunt&#233;re<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Tho' not at the tod-hunting;</span><br>
+ Yet gif that he be given a line,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">He'll do as brave a thing."</span><br><br>
+
+ Our King has written a braid letter<br>
+<span class = "ind3">To Cambrigge or thereby,</span><br>
+ And there it found Sir Patrick Spens<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Evaluating &#928;.</span><br><br>
+
+ He hadna warked his quotient<br>
+<span class = "ind3">A point but barely three,</span><br>
+ There stepped to him a little foot-page<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And louted on his knee.</span><br><br>
+
+ The first word that Sir Patrick read,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">"<i>Plus</i> x," was a' he said:</span><br>
+ The neist word that Sir Patrick read,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">'Twas "<i>plus</i> expenses paid."</span><br><br>
+
+ The last word that Sir Patrick read,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">The tear blinded his e'e:</span><br>
+ "The pound I most admire is not<br>
+<span class = "ind3">In Scottish currencie."</span><br><br>
+
+ Stately stepped he east the wa',<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And stately stepped he north:</span><br>
+ He fetched a compass frae his ha'<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And stood beside the Forth,</span><br><br>
+
+ Then gurly grew the waves o' Forth,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And gurlier by-and-by&mdash;</span><br>
+ "O never yet was sic a storm,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Yet it isna sic as I!"</span><br><br>
+
+ Syne he has crost the Firth o' Forth<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Until Dunfermline toun;</span><br>
+ And tho' he came with a kittle wame<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Fu' low he louted doun.</span><br><br>
+
+ "A line, a line, a gude straight line,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">O King, purvey me quick!</span><br>
+ And see it be of thilka kind<br>
+<span class = "ind3">That's neither braid nor thick."</span><br><br>
+
+ "Nor thick nor braid?" King Jamie said,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">"I'll eat my gude hat-band</span><br>
+ If arra line as ye define<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Be found in our Scotland."</span><br><br>
+
+ "Tho' there be nane in a' thy rule,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">It sail be ruled by me;"</span><br>
+ And lichtly with his little pencil<br>
+<span class = "ind3">He's ruled the line A B.</span><br><br>
+
+ Stately stepped he east the wa',<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And stately stepped he west;</span><br>
+ "Ye touch the button," Sir Patrick said,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">"And I sall do the rest."</span><br><br>
+
+ And he has set his compass foot<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Untill the centre A,</span><br>
+ From A to B he's stretched it oot&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3">"Ye Scottish carles, give way!"</span><br><br>
+
+ Syne he has moved his compass foot<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Untill the centre B,</span><br>
+ From B to A he's stretched it oot,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And drawn it viz-a-vee.</span><br><br>
+
+ The tane circle was BCD,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And A C E the tither:</span><br>
+ "I rede ye well," Sir Patrick said,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">"They interseck ilk ither.</span><br><br>
+
+ "See here, and where they interseck&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3">To wit with yon point C&mdash;</span><br>
+ Ye'll just obsairve that I conneck<br>
+<span class = "ind3">The twa points A and B.</span><br><br>
+
+ "And there ye have a little triangle<br>
+<span class = "ind3">As bonny as e'er was seen;</span><br>
+ The whilk is not isosceles,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Nor yet it is scalene."</span><br><br>
+
+ "The proof! the proof!" King Jamie cried:<br>
+<span class = "ind3">"The how and eke the why!"</span><br>
+ Sir Patrick laughed within his beard&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3">"'Tis <i>ex hypothesi</i>&mdash;</span><br><br>
+
+ "When I ligg'd in my mither's wame,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">I learn'd it frae my mither,</span><br>
+ That things was equal to the same,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Was equal ane to t'ither.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Sith in the circle first I drew<br>
+<span class = "ind3">The lines B A, B C,</span><br>
+ Be radii true, I wit to you<br>
+<span class = "ind3">The baith maun equal be.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Likewise and in the second circle,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Whilk I drew widdershins,</span><br>
+ It is nae skaith the radii baith,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">A B, AC, be twins.</span><br><br>
+
+ "And sith of three a pair agree<br>
+<span class = "ind3">That ilk suld equal ane,</span><br>
+ By certes they maun equal be<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Ilk unto ilk by-lane."</span><br><br>
+
+ "Now by my faith!" King Jamie saith,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">"What <i>plane</i> geometrie!</span><br>
+ If only Potts had written in Scots,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">How loocid Potts wad be!"</span><br><br>
+
+ "Now wow's my life!" said Jamie the King,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And the Scots lords said the same,</span><br>
+ For but it was that envious knicht,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Sir Hughie o' the Graeme.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Flim-flam, flim-flam!" and "Ho indeed?"<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Quod Hughie o' the Graeme;</span><br>
+ "'Tis I could better upon my heid<br>
+<span class = "ind3">This prabblin prablem-game."</span><br><br>
+
+ Sir Patrick Spens Was nothing laith<br>
+<span class = "ind3">When as he heard "flim-flam,"</span><br>
+ But syne he's ta'en a silken claith<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And wiped his diagram.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Gif my small feat may better'd be,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Sir Hew, by thy big head,</span><br>
+ What I hae done with an A B C<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Do thou with X Y Z."</span><br><br>
+
+ Then sairly sairly swore Sir Hew,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And loudly laucht the King;</span><br>
+ But Sir Patrick tuk the pipes and blew,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And <i>played</i> that eldritch thing!</span><br><br>
+
+ He's play'd it reel, he's play'd it jig,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And the baith alternative;</span><br>
+ And he's danced Sir Hew to the Asses' Brigg,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">That's Proposetion Five.</span><br><br>
+
+ And there they've met, and there they've fet,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Forenenst the Asses' Brigg,</span><br>
+ And waefu', waefu' was the fate<br>
+<span class = "ind3">That gar'd them there to ligg.</span><br><br>
+
+ For there Sir Patrick's slain Sir Hew,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And Sir Hew Sir Patrick Spens&mdash;</span><br>
+ Now was not that a fine to-do<br>
+<span class = "ind3">For Euclid's Elemen's?</span><br><br>
+
+ But let us sing Long live the King!<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And his foes the Deil attend 'em:</span><br>
+ For he has gotten his little triangle,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"><i>Quod erat faciendum!</i></span></p><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>[1] This was written some time before the <i>entente cordiale</i>.</p>
+
+<br><br>
+<a name="2HCH0003"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<h3>MARCH.</h3>
+<br><br>
+
+<p>How quietly its best things steal upon the world! And in a world where a
+single line of Sappho's survives as a something more important than the
+entire political history of Lesbos, how little will the daily newspaper
+help us to take long views!</p>
+
+<p>Whether England could better afford to lose Shakespeare or her Indian
+Empire is no fair question to put to an Englishman. But every Englishman
+knows in his heart which of these two glories of his birth and state will
+survive the other, and by which of them his country will earn in the end
+the greater honour. Though in our daily life we&mdash;perhaps wisely&mdash;make a
+practice of forgetting it, our literature is going to be our most
+perdurable claim on man's remembrance, for it is occupied with ideas which
+outlast all phenomena.</p>
+
+<p>The other day Mr. Bertram Dobell, the famous bookseller of Charing Cross
+Road, rediscovered (we might almost say that he discovered) a poet.
+Mr. Dobell has in the course of his life laid the Republic of Letters
+under many obligations. To begin with, he loves his trade and honours the
+wares in which he deals, and so continues the good tradition that should
+knit writers, printers, vendors and purchasers of books together as
+partakers of an excellent mystery. He studies&mdash;and on occasion will fight
+for&mdash;the whims as well as the convenience of his customers. It was he who
+took arms against the Westminster City Council in defence of the
+out-of-door-stall, the 'classic sixpenny box,' and at least brought off a
+drawn battle. He is at pains to make his secondhand catalogues better
+reading than half the new books printed, and they cost us nothing.
+He has done, also, his pious share of service to good literature.
+He has edited James Thomson, him of <i>The City of Dreadful Night</i>.
+He has helped us to learn more than we knew of Charles Lamb. He has even
+written poems of his own and printed them under the title of <i>Rosemary and
+Pansies</i>, in a volume marked 'Not for sale'&mdash;a warning which I, as one of
+the fortunate endowed, intend strictly to observe. On top of this he has
+discovered, or rediscovered, Thomas Traherne.</p>
+
+<p>Now before we contemplate the magnitude of the discovery let us rehearse
+the few facts known of the inconspicuous life of Thomas Traherne.
+He was born about the year 1636, the son of a Hereford shoemaker, and came
+in all probability (like Herbert and Vaughan) of Welsh stock. In 1652 he
+entered Brasenose College, Oxford, as a commoner. On leaving the
+University he took orders; was admitted Rector of Credenhill, in
+Herefordshire, in 1657; took the degree of Bachelor of Divinity in 1669;
+became the private chaplain of Sir Orlando Bridgman, at Teddington; and
+died there a few months after his patron, in 1674, aged but thirty-eight.
+He wrote a polemical tract on <i>Roman Forgeries</i>, which had some success; a
+treatise on <i>Christian Ethicks</i>, which, being full of gentle wisdom, was
+utterly neglected; an exquisite work, <i>Centuries of Meditations</i>, never
+published; and certain poems, which also he left in manuscript. And there
+the record ends.</p>
+
+<p>Next let us tell by how strange a chance this forgotten author came to his
+own. In 1896 or 1897 Mr. William T. Brooke picked up two volumes of MS.
+on a street bookstall, and bought them for a few pence. Mr. Brooke
+happened to be a man learned in sacred poetry and hymnology, and he no
+sooner began to examine his purchase than he knew that he had happened on
+a treasure. At the same time he could hardly believe that writings so
+admirable were the work of an unknown author. In choice of subject, in
+sentiment, in style, they bore a strong likeness to the poems of Henry
+Vaughan the Silurist, and he concluded that they must be assigned to
+Vaughan. He communicated his discovery to the late Dr. Grosart, who
+became so deeply interested in it that he purchased the manuscripts and
+set about preparing an edition of Vaughan, in which the newly-found
+treasures were to be included. Dr. Grosart, one may say in passing, was
+by no means a safe judge of characteristics in poetry. With all his
+learning and enthusiasm you could not trust him, having read a poem with
+which he was unacquainted or which perchance he had forgotten, to assign
+it to its true or even its probable author. But when you hear that so
+learned a man as Dr. Grosart considered these writings worthy of Vaughan,
+you may be the less apt to think me extravagant in holding that man to
+have been Vaughan's peer who wrote the following lines:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"How like an Angel came I down!<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> How bright are all things here!</span><br>
+ When first among His works I did appear<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> how their Glory me did crown!</span><br>
+ The world resembled His Eternity,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> In which my soul did walk;</span><br>
+ And everything that I did see<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Did with me talk.</span><br><br>
+
+ "The streets were paved with golden stones,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The boys and girls were mine,</span><br>
+ O how did all their lovely faces shine!<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The sons of men were holy ones;</span><br>
+ In joy and beauty they appeared to me:<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And everything which here I found,</span><br>
+ While like an angel I did see,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Adorned the ground."</span><br><br>
+
+'Proprieties.'&mdash;
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>That is to say, 'properties,' 'estates.'&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Proprieties themselves were mine,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And hedges ornaments,</span><br>
+ Walls, boxes, coffers, and their rich contents<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Did not divide my joys, but all combine.</span><br>
+ Clothes, ribbons, jewels, laces, I esteemed<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> My joys by others worn;</span><br>
+ For me they all to wear them seemed<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> When I was born."</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Dr. Grosart then set about preparing a new and elaborate edition of
+Vaughan, which, only just before his death, he was endeavouring to find
+means to publish. After his death the two manuscripts passed by purchase
+to Mr. Charles Higham, the well-known bookseller of Farringdon Street, who
+in turn sold them to Mr. Dobell. Later, when a part of Dr. Grosart's
+library was sold at Sotheby's, Mr. Dobell bought&mdash;and this is perhaps the
+strangest part of the story&mdash;a third manuscript volume, which Dr. Grosart
+had possessed all the time without an inkling that it bore upon Mr.
+Brooke's discovery, "though nothing is needed but to compare it with the
+other volumes in order to see that all these are in the same handwriting."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dobell examined the writings, compared them with Vaughan's, and began
+to have his doubts. Soon he felt convinced that Vaughan was not their
+author. Yet, if not Vaughan, who could the author be?</p>
+
+<p>Again Mr. Brooke proved helpful. To a volume of Giles Fletcher's,
+<i>Christ's Victory and Triumph</i>, which he had edited, Mr. Brooke had
+appended a number of seventeenth-century poems not previously collected;
+and to one of these, entitled 'The Ways of Wisdom,' he drew Mr. Dobell's
+attention as he had previously drawn Mr. Grosart's. To Mr. Dobell the
+resemblance between it and the manuscript poems was at once evident.
+Mr. Brooke had found the poem in a little book in the British Museum
+entitled, <i>A Serious and Patheticall Contemplation of the Mercies of God,
+in several most Devout and Sublime Thanksgivings for the same</i>
+(a publisher's title it is likely): and this book contained other pieces
+in verse. These having been copied out by Mr. Dobell's request, he
+examined them and felt no doubt at all that the author of the manuscript
+poem and of the <i>Devout and Sublime Thanksgivings</i> must be one and the
+same person. But, again, who could he be?</p>
+
+<p>A sentence in an address 'To the Reader' prefixed to the <i>Devout and
+Sublime Thanksgivings</i> provided the clue. The editor of this work
+(a posthumous publication), after eulogising the unnamed author's many
+virtues wound up with a casual clue to his identity:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "But being removed out of the Country to the service of the late Lord
+ Keeper Bridgman as his Chaplain, he died young and got early to those
+ blissful mansions to which he at all times aspir'd."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But for this sentence, dropped at haphazard, the secret might never have
+been resolved. As it was, the clue&mdash;that the author of <i>Devout and
+Sublime Thanksgivings</i> was private chaplain to Sir Orlando Bridgman&mdash;had
+only to be followed up; and it led to the name of Thomas Traherne.
+This information was obtained from Wood's <i>Athenae Oxonienses</i>, which
+mentioned Traherne as the author of two books, <i>Roman Forgeries</i> and
+<i>Christian Ethicks</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The next step was to get hold of these two works and examine them,
+if perchance some evidence might be found that Traherne was also the
+author of the manuscripts, which as yet remained a guess, standing on Mr.
+Dobell's conviction that the verses in the manuscripts and those in
+<i>Devout and Sublime Thanksgivings</i> must be by the same hand.</p>
+
+<p>By great good fortune that evidence was found in <i>Christian Ethicks</i>, in a
+poem which, with some variations, occurred too in the manuscript
+<i>Centuries of Meditations</i>. Here then at last was proof positive, or as
+positive as needs be.</p>
+<br><br><br>
+<p>The most of us writers hope and stake for a diuturnity of fame; and some
+of us get it. <i>Sed ubi sunt vestimenta eorum qui post vota nuncupata
+perierunt?</i> "That bay leaves were found green in the tomb of St. Humbert
+after a hundred and fifty years was looked upon as miraculous," writes Sir
+Thomas Browne. But Traherne's laurel has lain green in the dust for close
+on two hundred and thirty years, and his fame so cunningly buried that
+only by half a dozen accidents leading up to a chance sentence in a dark
+preface to a forgotten book has it come to light.</p>
+
+<p>I wonder if his gentle shade takes any satisfaction in the discovery?
+His was by choice a <i>vita fallens</i>. Early in life he made, as we learn
+from a passage in <i>Centuries of Meditations</i>, his election between worldly
+prosperity and the life of the Spirit, between the chase of fleeting
+phenomena and rest upon the soul's centre:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "When I came into the country and, being seated among silent trees and
+ woods and hills, had all my time in my own hands, I resolved to spend
+ it all, whatever it cost me, in the search of Happiness, and to
+ satiate the burning thirst which Nature had enkindled in me from my
+ youth; in which I was so resolute that I chose rather to live upon
+ ten pounds a year, and to go in leather clothes, and to feed upon
+ bread and water, so that I might have all my time clearly to myself,
+ than to keep many thousands per annum in an estate of life where my
+ time would be devoured in care and labour. And God was so pleased to
+ accept of that desire that from that time to this I have had all
+ things plentifully provided for me without any care at all, my very
+ study of Felicity making me more to prosper than all the care in the
+ whole world. So that through His blessing I live a free and kingly
+ life, as if the world were turned again into Eden, or, much more, as
+ it is at this day."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Yet Traherne is no quietist: a fervent, passionate lover, rather, of
+simple and holy things. He sees with the eyes of a child: the whole world
+shines for him 'apparell'd in celestial light,' and that light, he is well
+aware, shines out on it, through the eyes which observe it, from the
+divine soul of man. The verses which I quoted above strike a note to
+which he recurs again and again. Listen to the exquisite prose in which
+he recounts the 'pure and virgin apprehension' of his childhood:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "The corn was orient and immortal wheat which never should be reaped
+ nor was ever sown. I thought it had stood from everlasting to
+ everlasting. The dust and stones of the street were as precious as
+ gold; the gates were at first the end of the world. The green trees
+ when I saw them first through one of the gates transported and
+ ravished me; their sweetness and unusual beauty made my heart to leap
+ and almost mad with ecstasy, they were such strange and wonderful
+ things. The Men! O what venerable and reverend creatures did the
+ aged seem! Immortal Cherubim! And young men glittering and
+ sparkling angels, and maids strange seraphic pieces of life and
+ beauty! Boys and girls tumbling in the street were moving jewels;
+ I knew not that they were born, or should die.&#8230; The streets were
+ mine, the temple was mine, the people were mine, their clothes and
+ gold and silver were mine, as much as their sparkling eyes, fair
+ skins, and ruddy faces. The skies were mine, and so were the sun and
+ moon and stars, and all the world was mine; and I the only spectator
+ and enjoyer of it.&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+<p>All these things he enjoyed, his life through, uncursed by the itch for
+'proprietorship': he was like the Magnanimous Man in his own <i>Christian
+Ethicks</i>&mdash;'one that scorns the smutty way of enjoying things like a slave,
+because he delights in the celestial way and the Image of God.' In this
+creed of his all things are made for man, if only man will inherit them
+wisely: even God, in conferring benefits on man, is moved and rewarded by
+the felicity of witnessing man's grateful delight in them:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "For God enjoyed is all His end,<br>
+ Himself He then doth comprehend<br>
+ When He is blessed, magnified,<br>
+ Extoll'd, exalted, prais'd, and glorified."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Yes, and 'undeified almost, if once denied.' A startling creed, this; but
+what a bold and great-hearted one! To Traherne the Soul is a sea which not
+only receives the rivers of God's bliss but 'all it doth receive returns
+again.' It is the Beloved of the old song, 'Quia Amore Langueo;' whom God
+pursues, as a lover. It is the crown of all things. So in one of his
+loveliest poems he shows it standing on the threshold to hear news of a
+great guest, never dreaming that itself is that great guest all the
+while&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<h4> ON NEWS</h4>
+
+<h4> I.</h4>
+
+<p class = "noindent"> News from a foreign country came,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> As if my treasure and my wealth lay there:</span><br>
+ So much it did my heart enflame,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> 'Twas wont to call my soul into mine ear,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> Which thither went to meet</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> The approaching sweet,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> And on the threshold stood</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6">To entertain the unknown Good.</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> It hover'd there</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> As if 'twould leave mine ear,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> And was so eager to embrace</span><br>
+<span class = "ind9"> The joyful tidings as they came,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> 'Twould almost leave its dwelling-place</span><br>
+<span class = "ind9"> To entertain that same.</span><br><br>
+
+<h4> II.</h4>
+
+ As if the tidings were the things,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> My very joys themselves, my foreign treasure,</span><br>
+ Or else did bear them on their wings&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> With so much joy they came, with so much pleasure&mdash;</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> My Soul stood at that gate</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> To recreate</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Itself with bliss, and to</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Be pleased with speed. A fuller view</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> It fain would take,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> Yet journeys back again would make</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Unto my heart: as if 'twould fain</span><br>
+<span class = "ind9"> Go out to meet, yet stay within</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> To fit a place to entertain</span><br>
+<span class = "ind9"> And bring the tidings in.</span><br><br>
+
+<h4> III.</h4>
+
+ What sacred instinct did inspire<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> My Soul in childhood with a hope so strong?</span><br>
+ What secret force moved my desire<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To expect my joy, beyond the seas, so young?</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> Felicity I knew</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> Was out of view;</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> And being here alone,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> I saw that happiness was gone</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> From me! For this</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> I thirsted absent bliss,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> And thought that sure beyond the seas,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind9"> Or else in something near at hand</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> I knew not yet (since nought did please</span><br>
+<span class = "ind9"> I knew), my bliss did stand,</span><br><br>
+
+<h4> IV.</h4>
+
+ But little did the infant dream<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> That all the treasures of the world were by:</span><br>
+ And that himself was so the cream<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And crown of all which round about did lie.</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> Yet thus it was: The Gem,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> The Diadem,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> The Ring enclosing all</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> That stood upon this earthly ball;</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> The Heavenly Eye,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind10"> Much wider than the sky,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Wherein they all included were,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind9"> The glorious Soul that was the King</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Made to possess them, did appear</span><br>
+<span class = "ind9"> A small and little thing.</span><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I must quote from another poem, if only for the pleasure of writing down
+the lines:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<h4> THE SALUTATION.</h4>
+
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind10"> These little limbs,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> These eyes and hands which here I find,</span><br>
+ These rosy cheeks wherewith my life begins&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Where have ye been? Behind</span><br>
+ What curtain were ye from me hid so long?<br>
+ Where was, in what abyss, my speaking tongue?<br>
+<span class = "ind10"> When silent I</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> So many thousand, thousand years</span><br>
+ Beneath the dust did in a chaos lie,<br>
+<span class = "ind6"> How could I smiles or tears</span><br>
+ Or lips or hands or eyes or ears perceive?<br>
+ Welcome ye treasures which I now receive!<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+<br><br>
+
+<p>These poems waited for two hundred and thirty years to be discovered on a
+street bookstall! There are lines in them and whole passages in the
+unpublished <i>Centuries of Meditations</i> which almost set one wondering with
+Sir Thomas Browne "whether the best of men be known, or whether there be
+not more remarkable persons forgot than any that stand remembered in the
+known account of Time?"
+</p>
+<br><br><br>
+<p>I am tempted, but will not be drawn to discuss how Traherne stands related
+to Vaughan on the one hand and Cowley on the other. I note the discovery
+here, and content myself with wondering if the reader share any of my
+pleasure in it and enjoyment of the process which brought it to pass.
+For me, I was born and bred a bookman. In my father's house the talk
+might run on divinity, politics, the theatre; but literature was the great
+thing. Other callings might do well enough, but writers were a class
+apart, and to be a great writer was the choicest of ambitions. I grew up
+in this habit of mind, and have not entirely outgrown it yet; have not so
+far outgrown it but that literary discussions, problems, discoveries
+engage me though they lie remote from literature's service to man
+(who has but a short while to live, and labour and vanity if he outlast
+it). I could join in a hunt after Bunyan's grandmothers, and have
+actually spent working days in trying to discover the historical facts of
+which <i>Robinson Crusoe</i> may be an allegory. One half of my quarrel with
+those who try to prove that Bacon wrote Shakespeare rests on resentment of
+the time they force me to waste; and a new searcher for the secret of the
+Sonnets has only to whistle and I come to him&mdash;though, to be sure, that
+gentleman almost cured me who identified the Dark Lady with Ann Hathaway,
+resting his case upon&mdash;</p>
+
+<br><br>
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<h4> SONNET CCXVIII.</h4>
+
+<p class = "noindent"> Whoever hath my wit, thou hast thy Will:<br>
+ And where is Will alive but <i>hath a way?</i><br>
+ So in device thy wit is starv&#232;d still<br>
+ And as devised by Will. That is to say,<br>
+ My second-best best bed, yea, and the gear withal<br>
+ Thou hast; but all that capital messuage<br>
+ Known as New Place goes to Susanna Hall.<br>
+ Haply the disproportion may engage<br>
+ The harmless ail-too-wise which otherwise<br>
+ Might knot themselves disknitting of a clue<br>
+ That Bacon wrote me. Lastly, I devise<br>
+ My wit, to whom? To wit, to-whit, to-whoo!<br>
+ And here revoke all previous testaments:<br>
+ Witness, J. Shaw and Robert Whattcoat, Gents.<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+<br><br>
+
+<p>After this confession you will pardon any small complacency that may
+happen to betray itself in the ensuing narrative.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dobell followed up his discovery of Traherne by announcing another
+<i>trouvaille</i>, and one which excited me not a little:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Looking recently over a parcel of pamphlets which I had purchased,
+ I came upon some loose leaves which were headed <i>A Prospect of
+ Society</i>. The title struck me as familiar, and I had only to
+ read a few lines to recognise them as belonging to [Goldsmith's]
+ <i>The Traveller</i>. But the opening lines of my fragment are not the
+ opening lines of the poem as it was published; in fact, the first two
+ lines of <i>A Prospect of Society</i> are lines 353-4 in the first edition
+ of <i>The Traveller</i>.&#8230; A further examination of the fragment which
+ I had discovered showed that it is not what is usually understood as
+ a 'proof' of <i>The Traveller</i>, but rather the material, as yet
+ formless and unarranged, out of which it was to be finally evolved."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Now&mdash;line for corresponding line&mdash;the text discovered by Mr. Dobell often
+differs, and sometimes considerably, from that of the first edition of
+<i>The Traveller</i>, and these variations are highly interesting, and make Mr.
+Dobell's 'find' a valuable one. But on studying the newly discovered
+version I very soon found myself differing from Mr. Dobell's opinion that
+we had here the formless, unarranged material out of which Goldsmith built
+an exquisitely articulated poem.[1] And, doubting this, I had to doubt
+what Mr. Dobell deduced from it&mdash;that "it was in the manner in which a
+poem, remarkable for excellence of form and unity of design, was created
+out of a number of verses which were at first crudely conceived and
+loosely connected that Goldsmith's genius was most triumphantly
+displayed." For scarcely had I lit a pipe and fallen to work on
+<i>A Prospect of Society</i> before it became evident to me (1) that the lines
+were not "unarranged," but disarranged; and (2) that whatever the reason
+of this disarray, Goldsmith's brain was not responsible; that the disorder
+was too insane to be accepted either as an order in which he could have
+written the poem, or as one in which he could have wittingly allowed it to
+circulate among his friends, unless he desired them to believe him mad.
+Take, for instance, this collocation:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Heavens! how unlike their Belgic sires of old!<br>
+ Rough, poor, content, ungovernably bold;<br>
+ Where shading elms beside the margin grew,<br>
+ And freshen'd from the waves the zephyr blew."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Or this:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "To kinder skies, where gentler manners reign,<br>
+ We turn, where France displays her bright domain.<br>
+ Thou sprightly land of mirth and social ease,<br>
+ Pleas'd with thyself, whom all the world can please,<br>
+ How often have I led thy sportive choir<br>
+ With tuneless pipe, along the sliding Loire?<br>
+ No vernal bloom their torpid rocks display,<br>
+ But Winter lingering chills the lap of May;<br>
+ No zephyr fondly sooths the mountain's breast,<br>
+ But meteors glare and frowning storms invest."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Short of lunacy, no intellectual process would account for that sort of
+thing, whereas a poem more pellucidly logical than <i>The Traveller</i> does
+not exist in English. So, having lit another pipe, I took a pencil and
+began some simple counting, with this result:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> The first 42 lines of <i>The Prospect</i> correspond with lines 353-400 of
+ <i>The Traveller</i>.<br>
+ The next 42 with lines 311-352.<br>
+ The next 34 with lines 277-310.<br>
+ The next 36 with lines 241-276.<br>
+ The next 36 with lines 205-240.<br>
+ The next 36 with lines 169-204.<br>
+ The next 38 with lines 131-168.<br>
+ The next 28 with lines 103-130.<br>
+ And the remaining fragment of 18 lines with lines 73-92.<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>In other words, <i>The Prospect</i> is merely an early draft of <i>The Traveller</i>
+printed backwards in fairly regular sections.</p>
+
+<p>But how can this have happened? The explanation is at once simple and
+ridiculous. As Goldsmith finished writing out each page of his poem for
+press, he laid it aside on top of the pages preceding; and, when all was
+done, he forgot to sort back his pages in reverse order. That is all.
+Given a good stolid compositor with no thought beyond doing his duty with
+the manuscript as it reached him, you have what Mr. Dobell has recovered&mdash;
+an immortal poem printed wrong-end-foremost page by page. I call the
+result delightful, and (when you come to think of it) the blunder just so
+natural to Goldsmith as to be almost postulable.</p>
+
+<p>Upon this simple explanation we have to abandon the hypothesis that
+Goldsmith patiently built a fine poem out of a congeries of fine passages
+pitchforked together at haphazard&mdash;a splendid rubbish heap; and Mr.
+Dobell's find is seen to be an imperfect set of duplicate proofs&mdash;fellow,
+no doubt, to that set which Goldsmith, mildly objurgating his own or the
+printer's carelessness, sliced up with the scissors and rearranged before
+submitting it to Johnson's friendly revision.</p>
+<br><br><br>
+<p>The pleasantest part of the story (for me) has yet to come. We all know
+how easy it is to turn obstinate and defend a pet theory with acrimony.
+Mr. Dobell did nothing of the sort. Although his enthusiasm had committed
+him to no little expense in publishing <i>The Prospect</i>, with a preface
+elaborating his theory, he did a thing which was worth a hundred
+discoveries. He sat down, convinced himself that my explanation was the
+right one, and promptly committed himself to further expense in bringing
+out a new edition with the friendliest acknowledgment. So do men behave
+who are at once generous of temper and anxious for the truth.</p>
+
+<p>He himself had been close upon the explanation. In his preface he had
+actually guessed that the "author's manuscript, written on loose leaves,
+had fallen into confusion and was then printed without any attempt at
+rearrangement." In fact, he had hit upon the right solution, and only
+failed to follow up the clue.</p>
+
+<p>His find, too, remains a valuable one; for so far as it goes we can
+collate it with the first edition of <i>The Traveller</i>, and exactly discover
+the emendations made by Johnson, or by Goldsmith after discussion with
+Johnson. Boswell tells us that the Doctor "in the year 1783, at my
+request, marked with a pencil the lines which he had furnished, which are
+only line 420, 'To stop too faithful, and too faint to go,' and the
+concluding ten lines, except the last couplet but one.&#8230; He added,
+'These are all of which I can be sure.'" We cannot test his claim to the
+concluding lines, for the correspondent passage is missing from Mr.
+Dobell's fragment; but Johnson's word would be good enough without the
+internal evidence of the verses to back it. "To stop too faithful, and
+too faint to go," is his improvement, and an undeniable one, upon
+Goldsmith's "And faintly fainter, fainter seems to go." I have not been
+at pains to examine all the revised lines, but they are numerous, and
+generally (to my thinking) betray Johnson's hand. Also they are almost
+consistently improvements. There is one alteration, however,&mdash;
+unmistakably due to Johnson,&mdash;which some of us will join with Mr. Dobell
+in regretting. Johnson, as a fine, full-blooded Jingo, naturally showed
+some restiveness at the lines&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Yes, my lov'd brother, cursed be that hour<br>
+ When first ambition toil'd for foreign power,"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>And induced Goldsmith to substitute&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Yes, brother, curse with me that baleful hour<br>
+ When first ambition struck at regal power,"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Which may or may not be more creditable in sentiment, but is certainly
+quite irrelevant in its context, which happens to be a denunciation of the
+greed for gold and foreign conquest. It is, in that context, all but
+meaningless, and must have irritated and puzzled many readers of a poem
+otherwise clearly and continuously argued. In future editions of <i>The
+Traveller</i>, Goldsmith's original couplet should be restored; and I urge
+this (let the Tory reader be assured) not from any ill-will towards our
+old friend the Divine Right of Kings, but solely in the sacred name of
+Logic.</p>
+<br><br><br>
+<p>Such be the bookman's trivial adventures and discoveries. They would be
+worse than trivial indeed if they led him to forget or ignore that by
+which Goldsmith earned his immortality, or to regard Traherne merely as a
+freak in the history of literary reputations, and not primarily as the
+writer of such words as these&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "A little touch of something like pride is seated in the true sense of
+ a man's own greatness, without which his humility and modesty would
+ be contemptible virtues."
+<br><br><br>
+
+ "It is a vain and insipid thing to suffer without loving God or man.
+ Love is a transcendent excellence in every duty, and must of
+ necessity enter into the nature of every grace and virtue.
+ That which maketh the solid benefit of patience unknown, its taste so
+ bitter and comfortless to men, is its <i>death</i> in the separation and
+ absence of its soul. We suffer but love not."<br><br><br>
+
+
+ "All things do first receive that give:<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Only 'tis God above</span><br>
+ That from and in Himself doth live;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Whose all-sufficient love</span><br>
+ Without original can flow,<br>
+ And all the joys and glories show<br>
+ Which mortal man can take delight to know.<br>
+ He is the primitive, eternal Spring,<br>
+ The endless Ocean of each glorious thing.<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The soul a vessel is,</span><br>
+ A spacious bosom, to contain<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> All the fair treasures of His bliss,</span><br>
+ Which run like rivers from, into, the main,<br>
+ And all it doth receive, return again."<br><br><br>
+
+ "You never enjoy the world aright till the sea itself floweth in your
+ veins, till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with the
+ stars."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+<p>[1] Early editions of Goldsmith's poem bore the title, <i>The Traveller; or,
+A Prospect of Society</i>. Later editions dropped the sub-title.</p>
+
+<br><br>
+<a name="2HCH0004"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<br><br>
+<h3>APRIL.</h3>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Thus, then, live I<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Till 'mid all the gloom</span><br>
+ By Heaven! the bold sun<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Is with me in the room</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Shining, shining!</span><br><br>
+
+ "Then the clouds part,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Swallows soaring between;</span><br>
+ The spring is alive<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And the meadows are green!</span><br><br>
+
+ "I jump up like mad,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Break the old pipe in twain,</span><br>
+ And away to the meadows,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The meadows again!"</span></p><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>The poem of FitzGerald's from which these verses come was known,
+I believe, to very few until Mr. E. V. Lucas exhumed it from <i>Half-hours
+with the Worst Authors</i>, and reprinted it in that delightful little book
+<i>The Open Road</i>. I have a notion that even FitzGerald's most learned
+executor was but dimly aware of its existence. For my part, at this time
+of the day, I prefer it to his Omar Khayy&#224;m&mdash;perversely, no doubt.
+In the year 1885 or thereabouts Omar, known only to a few, was a wonder
+and a treasure to last one's lifetime; but I confess that since a club
+took him up and feasted his memory with field-marshals and other
+irrelevant persons in the chair, and since his fame has become vulgarised
+not only in Thames-side hotels, but over the length and breadth of the
+North American continent, one at least of his admirers has suffered a not
+unnatural revulsion, until now he can scarcely endure to read the immortal
+quatrains. Immortal they are, no doubt, and deserve to be by reason of
+their style&mdash;"fame's great antiseptic." But their philosophy is thin
+after all, and will not bear discussion. As exercise for a grown man's
+thought, I will back a lyric of Blake's or Wordsworth's, or a page of
+Ibsen's <i>Peer Gynt</i> against the whole of it, any day.</p>
+
+<p>This, however, is parenthetical. I caught hold of FitzGerald's verses to
+express that jollity which should be every man's who looks up from much
+reading or writing and knows that Spring has come.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "<i>Solvitur acris hiems grata vice veris et favoni<br> Trahuntque siccas
+ machin&#230; carinas</i>&#8230;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>In other words, I look out of the window and decide that the day has
+arrived for launching the boat&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "This is that happy morn,<br>
+ That day, long wish&#232;d day!"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>And, to my mind, the birthday of the year. Potentates and capitalists who
+send down orders to Cowes or Southampton that their yachts are to be put
+in commission, and anon arrive to find everything ready (if they care to
+examine), from the steam capstan to the cook's apron, have little notion
+of the amusement to be found in fitting out a small boat, say of five or
+six tons. I sometimes doubt if it be not the very flower, or at least the
+bloom, of the whole pastime. The serious face with which we set about it;
+the solemn procession up the river to the creek where she rests, the high
+tide all but lifting her; the silence in which we loose the moorings and
+haul off; the first thrill of buoyant water underfoot; the business of
+stepping the mast; quiet days of sitting or pottering about on deck in the
+sunny harbour; vessels passing up and down, their crews eyeing us
+critically as the rigging grows and the odds and ends&mdash;block, tackle and
+purchase&mdash;fall into their ordered places; and through it all the
+expectation running of the summer to come, and 'blue days at sea' and
+unfamiliar anchorages&mdash;unfamiliar, but where the boat is, home will be&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind10"> "Such bliss</span><br>
+ Beggars enjoy, when princes oft do miss."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Homer, who knew what amused men, constantly lays stress on this business
+of fitting out:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Then at length she (Athene) let drag the swift ship to the sea, and
+ stored within it all such tackling as decked ships carry. And she
+ moored it at the far end of the harbour.&#8230; So they raised the
+ mast of pine tree, and set it in the hole of the cross plank, and
+ made it fast with forestays, and hauled up the white sails with
+ twisted ropes of oxhide."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>And again:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "First of all they drew the ship down to the deep water, and fixed the
+ oars in leathern loops all orderly, and spread forth the white sails.
+ And squires, haughty of heart, bare for them their arms,"&mdash;but you'll
+ observe that it was the masters who did the launching, etc., like
+ wise men who knew exactly wherein the fun of the business consisted.
+ "And they moored her high out in the shore water, and themselves
+ disembarked. There they supped and waited for evening to come on."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>You suggest, perhaps, that our seafaring is but play: and you are right.
+But in our play we catch a cupful of the romance of the real thing.
+Also we have the real thing at our doors to keep us humble. Day by day
+beneath this window the statelier shipping goes by; and our twopenny
+adventurings and discoveries do truly (I believe) keep the greater wonder
+and interest awake in us from day to day&mdash;the wonder and interest so
+memorably expressed in Mr. Bridges's poem, <i>A Passer By</i>:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Whither, O splendid ship, thy white sails crowding,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Leaning across the bosom of the urgent West,</span><br>
+ That fearest nor sea rising, nor sky clouding,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Whither away, fair rover, and what thy quest?</span><br>
+ Ah! soon when Winter has all our vales opprest,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> When skies are cold and misty, and hail is hurling,</span><br>
+ Wilt thou glide on the blue Pacific, or rest<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> In a summer haven asleep, thy white sails furling?</span><br><br>
+
+ "I there before thee, in the country so well thou knowest,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Already arrived am inhaling the odorous air:</span><br>
+ I watch thee enter unerringly where thou goest,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And anchor queen of the strange shipping there,</span><br>
+ Thy sails for awnings spread, thy masts bare.".&#8230;<br><br><br>
+
+
+
+ "And yet, O splendid ship, unhailed and nameless,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> I know not if, aiming a fancy, I rightly divine</span><br>
+ That thou hast a purpose joyful, a courage blameless,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Thy port assured in a happier land than mine.</span><br>
+ But for all I have given thee, beauty enough is thine.<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> As thou, aslant with trim tackle and shrouding,</span><br>
+ From the proud nostril curve of a prow's line<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> In the offing scatterest foam, thy white sails crowding."</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Though in all human probability I shall never be the first to burst into a
+silent sea, I can declare quite seriously that I never steer into an
+unfamiliar creek or haven but, as its recesses open, I can understand
+something of the awe of the boat's crew in Andrew Marvell's "Bermudas;"
+yes, and something of the exultation of the great Columbus himself!</p>
+
+<br><br><br>
+
+<p>In a later paper I may have to tell of these voyages and traffickings.
+For the while I leave the reader to guess how and in what corner of the
+coast I happened on the following pendant to Mr. Dobell's <i>trouvaille</i>.</p>
+
+<p>It may not challenge comparison with Mr. Flinders Petrie's work in Egypt
+or with Mr. Hogarth's Cretan explorations; but I say confidently that,
+since Mr. Pickwick unearthed the famous inscribed stone, no more fortunate
+or astonishing discovery has rewarded literary research upon our English
+soil than the two letters which with no small pride I give to the world
+this month.</p>
+
+<p>Curiously enough, they concern Mr. Pickwick.</p>
+
+<p>But, perhaps, by way of preface I shall remind the reader that the final
+number of <i>Pickwick</i> was issued in November, 1837. The first French
+version&mdash;which Mr. Percy Fitzgerald justly calls 'a rude adaptation rather
+than a translation'&mdash;appeared in 1838, and was entitled <i>Le Club de
+Pickwickistes, Roman Comique, traduit librement de l'Anglais par Mdme.
+Eugenie Giboyet</i>. With equal justice Mr. Fitzgerald complains
+(<i>The History of Pickwick</i>, p. 276) that "the most fantastic tricks are
+played with the text, most of the dialogue being left out and the whole
+compressed into two small volumes." Yet, in fact, Mme. Giboyet (as will
+appear) was more sinned against than sinning. Clearly she undertook to
+translate the immortal novel in collaboration with a M. Alexandre D&mdash;',
+and was driven by the author's disapproval to suppress M. D&mdash;'s share of
+the work. The dates are sufficient evidence that this was done (as it no
+doubt had to be done) in haste. I regret that my researches have yielded
+no further information respecting this M. Alexandre D&mdash;'. The threat in
+the second letter may or may not have been carried out. I am inclined to
+hope that it was, feeling sure that the result, if ever discovered, will
+prove in the highest degree entertaining. With this I may leave the
+letters to speak for themselves.</p>
+
+<h4>(1)</h4>
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind10">"45 Doughty Street,"</span><br>
+<span class = "ind15">"September 25th, 1837."</span><br>
+
+ "MY DEAR MADAM,&mdash;It is true that when granting the required permission
+ to translate <i>Pickwick</i> into French, I allowed also the license you
+ claimed for yourself and your <i>collaborateur</i>&mdash;of adapting rather than
+ translating, and of presenting my hero under such small disguise as
+ might commend him better to a Gallic audience. But I am bound to say
+ that&mdash;to judge only from the first half of your version, which is all
+ that has reached me&mdash;you have construed this permission more freely
+ than I desired. In fact, the parent can hardly recognise his own
+ child.<br><br>
+
+ "Against your share in the work, Madame, I have little to urge, though
+ the damages you represent Mrs. Bardell as claiming&mdash;300,000 francs,
+ or &#163;12,000 of our money&mdash;strikes me as excessive. It is rather
+ (I take as my guide the difference in the handwriting) to your
+ <i>collaborateur</i> that I address, through you, my remonstrances.<br><br>
+
+ "I have no radical objection to his making Messrs. Snodgrass, Winkle,
+ and Tupman members of His Majesty King Louis XIII.'s corps of
+ Musketeers, if he is sincerely of opinion that French taste will
+ applaud the departure. I even commend his slight idealisation of
+ Snodgrass (which, by the way, is not the name of an English
+ mountain), and the amorousness of Tupman (Aramis) gains&mdash;I candidly
+ admit&mdash;from the touch of religiosity which he gives to the character;
+ though I do not, as he surmises, in the course of my story, promote
+ Tupman to a bishopric. The development&mdash;preferable as on some points
+ the episcopal garb may be considered to the green velvet jacket with
+ a two-inch tail worn by him at Madame Chasselion's <i>f&#234;te champetre</i>&mdash;
+ would jar upon our Anglican prejudices. As for Winkle (Porthos), the
+ translation nicely hits off his love of manly exercises, while
+ resting his pretensions on a more solid basis of fact than appears in
+ the original. In the incident of the baldric, however, the imposture
+ underlying Mr. W.'s green shooting-coat is conveyed with sufficient
+ neatness.<br><br>
+
+ "M. D&mdash;' has been well advised again in breaking up the character of
+ Sam Weller and making him, like Cerberus, three gentlemen at once.
+ Buckingham (Jingle) and Fenton (a capital rendering of the Fat Boy)
+ both please me; and in expanding the episode of the sausage and the
+ trouser-buttons M. D&mdash;' has shown delicacy and judgment by altering
+ the latter into diamond studs.<br><br>
+
+ "Alas! madam, I wish the same could be said for his treatment of my
+ female puppets, which not only shocks but bewilders me. In her
+ earlier appearances Mrs. Bardell (Milady) is a fairly consistent
+ character; and why M. D&mdash;' should hazard that consistency by
+ identifying her with the middle-aged lady at the great White Horse,
+ Ipswich, passes my comprehension. I say, madam, that it bewilders
+ me; but for M. D&mdash;'s subsequent development of the occurrences at
+ that hostelry I entertain feelings of which mere astonishment is,
+ perhaps, the mildest. I can hardly bring myself to discuss this with
+ a lady; but you will allow me to protest in the very strongest terms
+ that Mr. Pickwick made that unfortunate mistake about the sleeping
+ apartment in the completest innocence, that in ejaculating 'ha-hum'
+ he merely uttered a note of warning, and that 'ha-hum' is <i>not</i>
+ (as M. D&mdash;' suspects) an English word from which certain syllables
+ have been discreetly removed; that in thrusting his head through the
+ bed-curtains he was, as I am careful to say, 'not actuated by any
+ definite object'; and that, as a gentleman should, he withdrew at the
+ earliest possible moment. His intercepted duel with Mr. Peter Magnus
+ (De Wardes) rests, as I fondly imagined I had made clear, upon a
+ complete misunderstanding. The whole business of the <i>fleur-de-lys</i>
+ on Mrs. Bardell's shoulder is a sheer interpolation and should be
+ expunged, not only on grounds of morality, but because when you reach
+ the actual trial, 'Bardell <i>v</i>. Pickwick,' you will find this
+ discovery of the defendant's impossible either to ignore or to
+ reconcile with the jury's verdict. Against the intervention of
+ Richelieu (Mr. Nupkins) I have nothing to urge. M. D&mdash;' opines that I
+ shall in the end deal out poetical justice to Mrs. Bardell as Milady.
+ He is right. I have, indeed, gone so far as to imprison her;
+ but I own that her execution (as suggested by him) at the hands of
+ the Queer Client, with Pickwick and his friends (or, alternatively,
+ Mrs. Cluppins, Mr. Perker, and Bob Sawyer) as silent spectators,
+ seems to me almost as inconsistent with the spirit of the tale as his
+ other proposal to kidnap Mr. Justice Stareleigh in the boot of Mr.
+ Weller's coach, and substitute for his lordship the Chancery prisoner
+ in an iron mask. I trust, madam, that these few suggestions will,
+ without setting any appreciable constraint on your fancy, enable you
+ to catch something more of the spirit of my poor narrative than I
+ have been able to detect in some of the chapters submitted; and I am,
+ with every assurance of esteem,<br>
+<span class = "ind15">Your obliged servant,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind18">Boz."</span><br><br>
+
+ "P.S.&mdash;The difference between Anjou wine and the milk punch about
+ which you inquire does not seem to me to necessitate any serious
+ alteration of the chapter in question. M. D&mdash;'s expressed intention
+ of making Master Bardell in later life the executioner of King
+ Charles I. of England must stand over for some future occasion.
+ The present work will hardly yield him the required opportunity for
+ dragging in King Charles' head."<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+<br><br><br>
+<h4>(2)</h4>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "MADAME,&mdash;Puisque M. Boz se m&#233;fie des propositions lui faites sans but
+ quelconque que de concilier les gens d'esprit, j'ai l'honneur de vous
+ annnoncer nettement que je me retire d'une besogne aussi rude que
+ malentendue. Il dit que j'ai con&#231;u son <i>Pickwick</i> tout autrement que
+ lui. Soit! Je l'&#233;crirai, ce <i>Pickwick</i>, selon mon propre go&#251;t.
+ Que M. Boz redoute mes <i>Trois Pickwickistes!</i> Agr&#233;ez, Madame, etc.,
+ etc.,<br>
+<span class = "ind15">Alexandre (le Grand)."</span><br><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+
+<p>I am told that literary aspirants in these days do not read books, or read
+them only for purposes of review-writing. Yet these pages may happen to
+fall in the way of some literary aspirant faint on a false scent, yet
+pursuing; and to him, before telling of another discovery, I will address
+one earnest word of caution. Let him receive it as from an elder brother
+who wishes him well.</p>
+
+<p>My caution is&mdash;Avoid irony as you would the plague.</p>
+
+<p>Years ago I was used to receive this warning (on an average) once a week
+from my old and dear friend Sir Wemyss Reid; and once a week I would set
+myself, assailing his good nature, to cajole him into printing some piece
+of youthful extravagance which he well knew&mdash;and I knew&mdash;and he knew that
+I knew&mdash;would infuriate a hundred staid readers of <i>The Speaker</i> and
+oblige him to placate in private a dozen puzzled and indignant
+correspondents. For those were days before the beards had stiffened on
+the chins of some of us who assembled to reform politics, art, literature,
+and the world in general from a somewhat frowsy upstairs coffee-room in
+C&mdash;' Street: days of old&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "When fellowship seem'd not so far to seek<br>
+ And all the world and we seem'd much less cold<br>
+ And at the rainbow's foot lay surely gold.&#8230;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Well, these cajoleries were not often successful, yet often enough to keep
+the sporting instinct alive and active, and a great deal oftener than
+F&mdash;'s equally disreputable endeavours: it being a tradition with the staff
+that F&mdash;' had sworn by all his gods to get in an article which would force
+the printer to flee the country. I need scarcely say that the tradition
+was groundless, but we worked it shamelessly.</p>
+
+<p>In this way on January 9th, 1897 (a year in which the Westminster Aquarium
+was yet standing), and shortly after the issue of the New Year's Honours'
+List, the following article appeared in <i>The Speaker</i>. The reader will
+find it quite harmless until he comes to the sequel. It was entitled&mdash;</p>
+
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<h4>NOOKS OF OLD LONDON.</h4>
+
+<h4> I.&mdash;THE WESTMINSTER SCUTORIUM.</h4>
+
+<p class = "noindent"> Let me begin by assuring the reader that the Westminster Scutorium
+ has absolutely no connection with the famous Aquarium across the
+ road. I suppose that every Londoner has heard, at least, of the
+ Aquarium, but I doubt if one in a hundred has heard of the little
+ Scutorium which stands removed from it by a stone's throw, or less;
+ and I am certain that not one in a thousand has ever stooped his head
+ to enter by its shy, squat, fifteenth-century doorway. It is a fact
+ that the very policeman at the entrance to Dean's Yard did not know
+ its name, and the curator assures me that the Post Office has made
+ frequent mistakes in delivering his letters. So my warning is not
+ quite impertinent.<br><br>
+
+ But a reader of antiquarian tastes, who cares as little as I do for
+ hypnotisers and fasting men, and does not mind a trifle of dust, so
+ it be venerable, will not regret an hour spent in looking over the
+ Scutorium, or a chat with Mr. Melville Robertson, its curator, or
+ Clerk of the Ribands (<i>Stemmata</i>)&mdash;to give him his official title.
+ Mr. Robertson ranks, indeed, with the four pursuivants of Heralds'
+ College, from which the Scutorium was originally an offshoot.
+ He takes an innocent delight in displaying his treasures and
+ admitting you to the stores of his unique information; and I am sure
+ would welcome more visitors.<br><br>
+
+ Students of Constitutional History will remember that strange custom,
+ half Roman, half Medieval, in accordance with which a baron or
+ knight, on creation or accession to his title and dignities,
+ deposited in the king's keeping a waxen effigy, or mask, of himself
+ together with a copy of his coat of arms. And it has been argued&mdash;
+ plausibly enough when we consider the ancestral masks of the old
+ Roman families, the respect paid to them by the household, and the
+ important part they played on festival days, at funerals, &amp;c.&mdash;that
+ this offering was a formal recognition of the <i>patria potestas</i> of
+ the monarch as father of his people. Few are aware, however, that
+ the custom has never been discontinued, and that the cupboards of
+ Westminster contain a waxen memorial of almost every man whom the
+ king has delighted to honour, from the Conquest down to the very
+ latest knight gazetted. The labour of modelling and painting these
+ effigies was discontinued as long ago as 1586; and the masks are no
+ longer likenesses, but oval plates of copper, each bearing its name
+ on a label. Mr. Robertson informed me that Charles I. made a brief
+ attempt to revive the old practice. All the Stuarts, indeed, set
+ store on the Scutorium and its functions; and I read in an historical
+ pamphlet, by Mr. J. Saxby Hine, the late curator, that large
+ apartments were allocated to the office in Inigo Jones's first
+ designs for Whitehall. But its rosy prospects faded with the
+ accession of William of Orange. Two years later the custody of the
+ shields (from which it obtained its name) was relegated to the
+ Heralds' College; and the Scutorium has now to be content with the
+ care of its masks and the performance of some not unimportant duties
+ presently to be recounted.<br><br>
+
+ A reference from the Heralds' College sent me in quest of Mr.
+ Melville Robertson. But even in Dean's Yard I found it no easy
+ matter to run him to earth. The policeman (as I have said) could
+ give me no help. At length, well within the fourth doorway on the
+ east side, after passing the railings, I spied a modest brass plate
+ with the inscription <i>Clerk of the Ribands. Hours 11 to 3</i>.
+ The outside of the building has a quite modern look, but the
+ architect has spared the portal, and the three steps which lead down
+ to the flagged entrance hall seem to mark a century apiece.
+ I call it an entrance hall, but it is rather a small adytum, spanned
+ by a pointed arch carrying the legend <i>Stemmata Quid Faciunt</i>.
+ The modern exterior is, in fact, but a shell. All within dates from
+ Henry VI.; and Mr. Robertson (but this is only a theory) would
+ explain the sunken level of the ground-floor rooms by the action of
+ earthworms, which have gradually lifted the surface of Dean's Yard
+ outside. He contends the original level to be that of his office,
+ which lies on the right of the adytum. A door on the left admits to
+ two rooms occupied by the <i>nomenclator</i>, Mr. Pender, and two
+ assistant clerks, who comprise the staff. Straight in front, a
+ staircase leads to the upper-apartments.<br><br>
+
+ Mr. Robertson was writing when the clerk ushered me in, but at once
+ professed himself at my service. He is a gentleman of sixty, or
+ thereabouts, with white hair, a complexion of a country squire, and
+ very genial manners. For some minutes we discussed the difficulty
+ which had brought me to him (a small point in county history), and
+ then he anticipated my request for permission to inspect his masks.<br><br>
+
+ "Would you like to see them? They are really very curious, and I
+ often wonder that the public should evince so small an interest."<br><br>
+
+ "You get very few visitors?"<br><br>
+
+ "Seldom more than two a day; a few more when the Honours' Lists
+ appear. I thought at first that your visit might be in connection
+ with the new List, but reflected that it was too early. In a day or
+ two we shall be comparatively busy."<br><br>
+
+ "The Scutorium is concerned then with the Honours' Lists?"<br><br>
+
+ "A little," replied Mr. Robertson, smiling. "That is to say, we make
+ them." Then, observing my evident perplexity, he laughed.
+ "Well, perhaps that is too strong an expression. I should have said,
+ rather, that we fill up the blanks."<br><br>
+
+ "I had always understood that the Prime Minister drew up the Lists
+ before submitting them to Her Majesty."<br><br>
+
+ "So he does&mdash;with our help. Oh, there is no secrecy about it!" said
+ Mr. Robertson, in a tone almost rallying. "The public is free of all
+ information, only it will not inquire. A little curiosity on its
+ part would even save much unfortunate misunderstanding."<br><br>
+
+ "In what way?"<br><br>
+
+ "Well, the public reads of rewards (with which, by the way, I have
+ nothing to do) conferred on really eminent men&mdash;Lord Roberts, for
+ instance, or Sir Henry Irving, or Sir Joseph Lister. It then goes
+ down the List and, finding a number of names of which it has never
+ heard, complains that Her Majesty's favour has been bestowed on
+ nonentities; whereas this is really the merit of the List, that they
+ <i>are</i> nonentities."<br><br>
+
+ "I don't understand."<br><br>
+
+ "Well, then, <i>they don't exist</i>."<br><br>
+
+ "But surely&mdash;"<br><br>
+
+ "My dear sir," said Mr. Robertson, still smiling, and handing me his
+ copy of <i>The Times</i>, "cast your eye down that column; take the names
+ of the new knights&mdash;'Blain, Clarke, Edridge, Farrant, Laing, Laird,
+ Wardle'&mdash;what strikes you as remarkable about them?"<br><br>
+
+ "Why, that I have never heard of any of them."<br><br>
+
+ "Naturally, for there are no such people. I made them up; and a good
+ average lot they are, though perhaps the preponderance of
+ monosyllables is a little too obvious."<br><br>
+
+ "But see here. I read that 'Mr. Thomas Wardle is a silk merchant of
+ Staffordshire.'"<br><br>
+
+ "But I assure you that I took him out of <i>Pickwick</i>."<br><br>
+
+ "Yes, but here is 'William Laird,' for instance. I hear that already
+ two actual William Lairds&mdash;one of Birkenhead, the other of Glasgow&mdash;
+ are convinced that the honour belongs to them."<br><br>
+
+ "No doubt they will be round in a day or two. The Heralds' College
+ will refer them to me&mdash;not simultaneously, if I may trust Sir Albert
+ Woods's tact&mdash;and I shall tell them that it belongs to neither, but
+ to another William Laird altogether. But, if you doubt, take the
+ Indian promotions. Lord Salisbury sometimes adds a name or two after
+ I send in the List, and&mdash;well, you know his lordship is not fond of
+ the dark races and has a somewhat caustic humour. Look at the new
+ C.I.E.'s: 'Rai Bahadur Pandit Bhag Rum.' Does it occur to you that a
+ person of that name really exists? 'Khan Bahadur Naoraji
+ ('Naoraji,' mark you) Pestonji Vakil'&mdash;it's the language of
+ extravaganza! The Marquis goes too far: it spoils all
+ verisimilitude."<br><br>
+
+ Mr. Robertson grew quite ruffled.<br><br>
+
+ "Then you pride yourself on verisimilitude?" I suggested.<br><br>
+
+ "As I think you may guess; and we spare no pains to attain it, whether
+ in the names or In the descriptions supplied to the newspapers.
+ 'William Arbuthnot Blain, Esq.'&mdash;you have heard of Balzac's scouring
+ Paris for a name for one of his characters. I assure you I scoured
+ England for William Arbuthnot Blain&mdash;'identified with the movement
+ for improving the dwellings of the labouring classes'&mdash;or is that
+ Richard Farrant, Esq.? In any case, what more likely, on the face of
+ it? 'Frederick Wills, Esq., of the well-known tobacco firm of
+ Bristol'&mdash;the public swallows that readily: and yet it never buys a
+ packet of their Westward Ho! Mixture (which I smoke myself) without
+ reading that the Wills's of Bristol are W. D. and H. O.&mdash;no Frederick
+ at all."<br><br>
+
+ "But," I urged, "the purpose of this&mdash;"<br><br>
+
+ "I should have thought it obvious; but let me give you the history of
+ it. The practice began with William III. He was justly scornful of
+ the lax distribution of honours which had marked all the Stuart
+ reigns. You will hardly believe it, but before 1688 knighthoods, and
+ even peerages, went as often as not to men who qualified by an
+ opportune loan to the Exchequer, or even by presiding at a public
+ feast. (I say nothing of baronetcies, for their history is
+ notorious.) At first William was for making a clean sweep of the
+ Honours' List, or limiting it to two or three well-approved
+ recipients. But it was argued that this seeming niggardliness might
+ injure His Majesty's popularity, never quite secure. The Scutorium
+ found a way out of the dilemma. Sir Crofton Byng, the then Clerk of
+ the Ribands, proposed the scheme, which has worked ever since.
+ I may tell you that the undue <i>largesse</i> of honours finds in the very
+ highest quarters as little favour as ever it did. Of course, there
+ are some whose services to science, literature, and art cannot be
+ ignored&mdash;the late Lord Leighton, for instance, or Sir George Newnes,
+ or Sir Joseph Lister again; and these are honoured, while the public
+ acclaims. But the rest are represented only in my collection of
+ masks&mdash;and an interesting one it is. Let me lead the way."<br><br>
+
+ But I have left myself no space for describing the treasures of the
+ Scutorium. The two upper stories are undoubtedly the least
+ interesting, since they contain the modern, unpainted masks.
+ Each mask has its place, its label, and on the shelf below it,
+ protected by a slip of glass, a description of the imaginary
+ recipient of the royal favour. One has only to look along the
+ crowded shelves to be convinced that Mr. Melville Robertson's office
+ is no sinecure. The first floor is devoted to a small working
+ library and a museum (the latter undergoing rearrangement at the time
+ of my visit). But the cellars!&mdash;or (as I should say) the crypt!
+ In Beaumont's words&mdash;<br><br>
+
+<span class = "ind3"> "Here's a world of pomp and state</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Buried in dust, once dead by fate!"</span><br><br>
+
+ Here in their native colours, by the light of Mr. Robertson's duplex
+ lantern, stare the faces of the illustrious dead, from Rinaldus
+ FitzTurold, knighted on Senlac field, to stout old Crosby Martin,
+ sea-rover, who received the accolade (we'll hope he deserved it) from
+ the Virgin Queen in 1586. A few even are adorned with side-locks,
+ which Mr. Pender, the <i>nomenclator</i>, keeps scrupulously dusted.
+ In almost every case the wax has withstood the tooth of time far
+ better than one could have expected. Mr. Robertson believes that the
+ pigments chosen must have had some preservative virtue. If so, the
+ secret has been lost. But Mr. Pender has touched over some of the
+ worst decayed with a mixture of copal and pure alcohol, by which he
+ hopes at least to arrest the mischief; and certainly the masks in the
+ Scutorium compare very favourably with the waxen effigies of our
+ royalties preserved in the Abbey, close by. Mr. Robertson has a
+ theory that these, too, should by rights belong to his museum: but
+ that is another story, and a long one. Suffice it to say that I took
+ my leave with the feelings of one who has spent a profitable
+ afternoon: and for further information concerning this most
+ interesting nook of old London I can only refer the reader to the
+ pamphlet already alluded to, <i>The Westminster Scutorium: Its History
+ and Present Uses</i>. By J. Saxby Hine, C.B., F.S.A. Theobald &amp; Son,
+ Skewers Alley, Chancery Lane, E.C.<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+
+<p>This article appeared to my beloved editor innocent enough to pass, and to
+me (as doubtless to the reader) harmless enough in all conscience.
+Now listen to the sequel.</p>
+
+<p>Long afterwards an acquaintance of mine&mdash;a barrister with antiquarian
+tastes&mdash;was dining with me in my Cornish home, and the talk after dinner
+fell upon the weekly papers and reviews. On <i>The Speaker</i> he touched with
+a reticence which I set down at first to dislike for his politics.
+By and by, however, he let slip the word "untrustworthy."</p>
+
+<p>"Holding your view of its opinions," I suggested, "you might fairly say
+'misleading.' 'Untrustworthy' is surely too strong a word."</p>
+
+<p>"I am not talking," said he, "of its opinions, but of its mis-statements
+of fact. Some time ago it printed an article on a place which it called
+'The Westminster Scutorium,' and described in detail. I happened to pick
+the paper up at my club and read the article. It contained a heap of
+historical information on the forms and ceremonies which accompany the
+granting of titles, and was apparently the work of a specialist.
+Being interested (as you know) in these matters, and having an hour to
+spare, I took a hansom down to Westminster. At the entrance of Dean's
+Yard I found a policeman, and inquired the way to the Scutorium. He eyed
+me for a moment, then he said, 'Well, I thought I'd seen the last of 'em.
+You're the first to-day, so far; and yesterday there was only five.
+But Monday&mdash;<i>and</i> Tuesday&mdash;<i>and</i> Wednesday! There must have been thirty
+came as late as Wednesday; though by that time I'd found out what was the
+matter. All Monday they kept me hunting round and round the yard,
+following like a pack. Very respectable-looking old gentlemen, too, the
+whole of 'em, else I should have guessed they were pulling my leg.
+Most of 'em had copies of a paper, <i>The Speaker</i>, and read out bits from
+it, and insisted on my searching in this direction and that&#8230; and me
+being new to this beat, and seeing it all in print! We called in the
+postman to help. By and by they began to compare notes, and found they'd
+been kidded, and some of 'em used language.&#8230; I really think, sir, you
+must be the last of 'em.'"</p>
+
+<br><br>
+<a name="2HCH0005"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<br><br>
+<h3>MAY.</h3>
+
+<p>I was travelling some weeks ago by a railway line alongside of which ran a
+quickset hedge. It climbed to the summit of cuttings, plunged to the base
+of embankments, looped itself around stations, flickered on the skyline
+above us, raced us along the levels, dipped into pools, shot up again on
+their farther banks, chivvied us into tunnels, ran round and waited for us
+as we emerged. Its importunity drove me to the other side of the
+carriage, only to find another quickset hedge behaving similarly.
+Now I can understand that a railway company has excellent reasons for
+planting quickset hedges alongside its permanent way. But their
+unspeakable monotony set me thinking. Why do we neglect the real parks of
+England?&mdash;parks enormous in extent, and yet uncultivated, save here and
+there and in the most timid fashion. And how better could our
+millionaires use their wealth (since they are always confiding to us their
+difficulties in getting rid of it) than by seeking out these gardens and
+endowing them, and so, without pauperising anyone, build for themselves
+monuments not only delightful, but perpetual?&mdash;for, as Victor Hugo said,
+the flowers last always. So, you may say, do books. I doubt it; and
+experts, who have discussed with me the modern products of the paper
+trade, share my gloomy views. Anyhow, the free public library has been
+sufficiently exploited, if not worked out. So, you may say again, have
+free public gardens and parks been worked out. I think not. Admit that a
+fair percentage of the public avails itself of these libraries and parks;
+still the mass does not, and they were intended for the mass.
+Their attractiveness does not spread and go on spreading. The stream of
+public appreciation which pours through them is not fathomless; beyond a
+certain point it does not deepen, or deepens with heart-breaking slowness;
+and candid librarians and curators can sound its shallows accurately
+enough. What we want is not a garden into which folk will find their way
+if they have nothing better to do and can spare the time with an effort.
+Or, to be accurate, we do want such gardens for deliberate enjoyment; but
+what we want more is to catch our busy man and build a garden about him in
+the brief leisure which, without seeking it, he is forced to take.</p>
+
+<p>Where are these gardens? Why, beside and along our railway lines.
+These are the great public parks of England; and through them travels
+daily a vast population held in enforced idleness, seeking distraction in
+its morning paper. Have you ever observed how a whole carriageful of
+travellers on the Great Western line will drop their papers to gaze out on
+Messrs. Sutton's trial-beds just outside Reading? A garish appeal, no
+doubt: a few raying spokes of colour, and the vision has gone. And I
+forestall the question, "Is that the sort of thing you wish to see
+extended?&mdash;a bed of yellow tulips, for instance, or of scarlet lobelias,
+or of bright-blue larkspurs, all the way from London to Liverpool?"
+I suggest nothing of the sort. Our railway lines in England, when they
+follow the valleys&mdash;as railway lines must in hilly districts&mdash;are
+extraordinarily beautiful. The eye, for example, could desire nothing
+better, in swift flight, than the views along the Wye Valley or in the
+Derbyshire Peak country, and even the rich levels of Somerset have a
+beauty of their own (above all in May and June, when yellow with sheets of
+buttercups) which artificial planting would spoil. But&mdash;cant about Nature
+apart&mdash;every line has its dreary cuttings and embankments, all of which
+might be made beautiful at no great cost. I need not labour this: here
+and there by a casual bunch of rhododendrons or of gorse, or by a sheet of
+primroses or wild hyacinths in springtime, the thing is proved, and has
+been proved again and again to me by the comments of fellow-passengers.</p>
+
+<p>Now I am honestly enamoured of this dream of mine, and must pause to dwell
+on some of its beauties. In the first place, we could start to realise it
+in the most modest fashion and test the appreciation of the public as we
+go along. Our flowers would be mainly wild flowers, and our trees, for
+the most part, native British plants, costing, say, from thirty shillings
+to three pounds the hundred. A few roods would do to begin with, if the
+spot were well chosen; indeed, it would be wiser in every way to begin
+modestly, for though England possesses several great artists in landscape
+gardening, their art has never to my knowledge been seriously applied to
+railway gardening, and the speed of the spectators introduces a new and
+highly-amusing condition, and one so singular and so important as to make
+this almost a separate art. At any rate, our gardeners would have to
+learn as they go, and if any man can be called enviable it is an artist
+learning to express art's eternal principles in a new medium, under new
+conditions.</p>
+
+<p>Even if we miss our millionaire, we need not despond over ways and means.
+The beauty-spots of Great Britain are engaged just now in a fierce rivalry
+of advertisement. Why should not this rivalry be pressed into the service
+of beautifying the railway lines along which the tourist must travel to
+reach them? Why should we neglect the porches (so to speak) of our
+temples? Would not the tourist arrive in a better temper if met on his
+way with silent evidence of our desire to please? And, again, is the
+advertising tradesman quite wise in offending so many eyes with his
+succession of ugly hoardings standing impertinently in green fields?
+Can it be that the sight of them sets up that disorder of the liver which
+he promises to cure? And if not, might he not call attention to his wares
+at least as effectively, if more summarily, by making them the excuse for
+a vision of delight which passengers would drop their newspapers to gaze
+upon? Lastly, the railway companies themselves have discovered the
+commercial value of scenery. Years ago, and long before their discovery
+(and as if by a kind of instinct they were blundering towards it) they
+began to offer prizes for the best-kept station gardens&mdash;with what happy
+result all who have travelled in South Wales will remember. They should
+find it easy to learn that the 'development' of watering-places and
+holiday resorts may be profitably followed up by spending care upon their
+approaches.</p>
+
+<p>But I come back to my imaginary millionaire&mdash;the benevolent man who only
+wants to be instructed how to spend his money&mdash;the 'magnificent man' of
+Aristotle's <i>Ethics</i>, nonplussed for the moment, and in despair of
+discovering an original way of scattering largesse for the public good.
+For, while anxious to further my scheme by conciliating the commercial
+instinct, I must insist that its true beauty resides in the conception of
+our railways as vast public parks only hindered by our sad lack of
+inventiveness from ministering to the daily delight of scores of thousands
+and the occasional delight of almost everyone. The millionaire I want is
+one who can rise to this conception of it, and say with Blake&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "I will not cease from mental fight,"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>(Nor from pecuniary contribution, for that matter)</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
+ Till we have built Jerusalem
+ In England's green and pleasant land."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>For these millionaires are bediamonded all over with good intentions.
+The mischief with them is their lack of inventiveness. Most of my readers
+will agree that there is no easier game of solitaire than to suppose
+yourself suddenly endowed with a million of money, and to invent modes of
+dispensing it for the good of your kind. As a past master of that game I
+offer the above suggestion gratis to those poor brothers of mine who have
+more money than they know how to use.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>The railway&mdash;not that of the quickset hedges, but the Great Western, on to
+which I changed after a tramp across Dartmoor&mdash;took me to pay a pious
+visit to my old school: a visit which I never pay without thinking&mdash;
+especially in the chapel where we used to sing 'Lord, dismiss us with Thy
+blessing' on the evening before holidays&mdash;of a passage in Izaak Walton's
+<i>Life of Sir Henry Wotton</i>:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "He yearly went also to Oxford. But the summer before his death he
+ changed that for a journey to Winchester College, to which school he
+ was first removed from Bocton. And as he returned from Winchester
+ towards Eton College, said to a friend, his companion in that
+ journey, 'How useful was that advice of a holy monk who persuaded his
+ friend to perform his customary devotions in a constant place,
+ because in that place we usually meet with those very thoughts which
+ possessed us at our last being there! And I find it thus far
+ experimentally true that at my now being in that school, and seeing
+ the very place where I sat when I was a boy, occasioned me to
+ remember those very thoughts of my youth which then possessed me:
+ sweet thoughts indeed, that promised my growing years numerous
+ pleasures without mixtures of cares: and those to be enjoyed when
+ time&mdash;which I therefore thought slow-paced&mdash;had changed my youth into
+ manhood. But age and experience have taught me that those were but
+ empty hopes: for I have always found it true, as my Saviour did
+ foretell, 'Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof.'
+ Nevertheless, I saw there a succession of boys using the same
+ recreations and, questionless, possessed with the same thoughts that
+ then possessed me. Thus one generation succeeds another, both in
+ their lives, recreations, hopes, fears, and death.'"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But my visit on this occasion was filled with thought less of myself than
+of a poet I had known in that chapel, those cloisters, that green close;
+not intimately enough to call him friend, yet so intimately that his
+lately-departed shade still haunted the place for me&mdash;a small boy whom he
+had once, for a day or two, treated with splendid kindness and thereafter
+(I dare say) had forgotten.</p>
+<br><br><br><br>
+<h4>"T. E. B."</h4>
+
+<p>Thomas Edward Brown was born on May 5th, 1830, at Douglas, in the Isle of
+Man, where his father held the living of St. Matthew's. Sixty-five years
+later he wrote his last verses to aid a fund raised for a new St.
+Matthew's Church, and characteristically had to excuse himself in a letter
+penetrated with affection for the old plain edifice and its memories.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "I was baptised there; almost all whom I loved and revered were
+ associated with its history&#8230; 'The only church in Douglas where
+ the poor go'&mdash;I dare say that is literally true. But I believe it
+ will continue to be so.&#8230; I postulate the continuity.&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I quote these words (and so leave them for a while) with a purpose, aware
+how trivial they may seem to the reader. But to those who had the
+privilege of knowing Brown that cannot be trivial which they feel to be
+characteristic and in some degree explicative of the man; and with this
+'I postulate the continuity' we touch accurately and simply for once a
+note which sang in many chords of the most vocal, not to say orchestral,
+nature it has ever been my lot to meet.</p>
+
+<p>Let me record, and have done with, the few necessary incidents of what was
+by choice a <i>vita fallens</i> and "curiously devoid of incident." The boy
+was but two years old when the family removed to Kirk Braddan Vicarage,
+near Douglas; the sixth of ten children of a witty and sensible Scots
+mother and a father whose nobly humble idiosyncrasies continued in his son
+and are worthy to live longer in his description of them:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "To think of a <i>Pazon</i> respecting men's vices even; not as vices, God
+ forbid! but as parts of <i>them</i>, very likely all but inseparable from
+ them; at any rate, <i>theirs!</i> Pitying with an eternal pity, but not
+ exposing, not rebuking. My father would have considered he was
+ 'taking a liberty' if he had confronted the sinner with his sin.
+ Doubtless he carried this too far. But don't suppose for a moment
+ that the 'weak brethren' thought he was conniving at their weakness.
+ Not they: they saw the delicacy of his conduct. You don't think, do
+ you, that these poor souls are incapable of appreciating delicacy?
+ God only knows how far down into their depths of misery the sweetness
+ of that delicacy descends.&#8230; He loved sincerity, truth and
+ modesty. It seemed as if he felt that, with these virtues, the
+ others could not fail to be present."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Add to this that the Vicar of Kirk Braddan, though of no University, was a
+scholar in grain; was, for example, so fastidious about composition that
+he would make his son read some fragment of an English classic to him
+before answering an invitation! "To my father style was like the instinct
+of personal cleanliness." Again we touch notes which echoed through the
+life of his son&mdash;who worshipped continuity.</p>
+
+<p>From a course of tuition divided between his father and the parish
+schoolmaster, Brown went, at fifteen or over, to King William's College,
+and became its show scholar; thence, by the efforts of well-meaning
+friends (but at the cost of much subsequent pain), to Christ Church,
+Oxford, as a servitor. He won his double first; but he has left on record
+an account of a servitor's position at Christ Church in the early fifties,
+and to Brown the spiritual humiliation can have been little less than one
+long dragging anguish. He had, of course, his intervals of high spirits;
+but (says Mr. Irwin, his friend and biographer) "there is no doubt he did
+not exaggerate what the position was to him. I have heard him refer to it
+over and over again with a dispassionate bitterness there was no
+mistaking." Dean Gaisford absolutely refused to nominate him, after his
+two first classes, to a fellowship, though all the resident dons wished
+it. "A servitor never has been elected student&mdash;<i>ergo</i>, he never shall
+be." Brown admired Gaisford, and always spoke kindly of him "in all his
+dealings with me." Yet the night after he won his double first was "one
+of the most intensely miserable I was ever called to endure." Relief, and
+of the right kind, came with his election as Fellow of Oriel in April,
+1854. In those days an Oriel Fellowship still kept and conveyed its
+peculiar distinction, and the brilliant young scholar had at length the
+ball at his feet.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "This is none of your empty honours," he wrote to his mother; "it
+ gives me an income of about &#163;300 per annum as long as I choose
+ to reside at Oxford, and about &#163;220 in cash if I reside
+ elsewhere. In addition to this it puts me in a highly commanding
+ position for pupils, so that on the whole I have every reason to
+ expect that (except perhaps the first year) I shall make between &#163;500
+ and &#163;600 altogether per annum. So you see, my dear mother,
+ that your prayers have not been unanswered, and that God will bless
+ the generation of those who humbly strive to serve Him. . . I have
+ not omitted to remark that the election took place on April 21st, the
+ anniversary of your birth and marriage."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>How did he use his opportunity? "He never took kindly to the life of an
+Oxford fellow," thought the late Dr. Fowler (an old schoolfellow of
+Brown's, afterwards President of Corpus and Vice-Chancellor of the
+University). Mr. Irwin quotes another old friend, Archdeacon Moore, to
+much the same effect. Their explanations lack something of definiteness.
+After a few terms of private pupils Brown returned to the Island, and
+there accepted the office of Vice-principal of his old school. We can
+only be sure that his reasons were honourable, and sufficed for him; we
+may include among them, if we choose, that <i>nostalgia</i> which haunted him
+all his days, until fate finally granted his wish and sent him back to his
+beloved Argos "for good."</p>
+
+<p>In the following year (1857) he married his cousin, Miss Stowell, daughter
+of Dr. Stowell, of Ramsay; and soon after left King William's College to
+become 'by some strange mischance' Head Master of the Crypt School,
+Gloucester. Of this "Gloucester episode," as he called it, nothing needs
+to be recorded except that he hated the whole business and, incidentally,
+that one of his pupils was Mr. W. E. Henley&mdash;destined to gather into his
+<i>National Observer</i>, many years later, many blooms of Brown's last and not
+least memorable efflorescence in poesy.</p>
+
+<p>From Gloucester he was summoned, on a fortunate day, by Mr. Percival
+(now Bishop of Hereford), who had recently been appointed to Clifton
+College, then a struggling new foundation, soon to be lifted by him into
+the ranks of the great Public Schools. Mr. Percival wanted a man to take
+the Modern Side; and, as fate orders these things, consulted the friend
+reserved by fate to be his own successor at Clifton&mdash;Mr. Wilson (now Canon
+of Worcester). Mr. Wilson was an old King William's boy; knew Brown, and
+named him.</p>
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Mr. Wilson having told me about him," writes the bishop, "I made an
+ appointment to see him in Oxford, and there, as chance would have it,
+ I met him standing at the corner of St. Mary's Entry, in a somewhat
+ Johnsonian attitude, four-square, his hands deep in his pockets to
+ keep himself still, and looking decidedly <i>volcanic</i>. We very soon
+ came to terms, and I left him there under promise to come to Clifton
+ as my colleague at the beginning of the following Term; and, needless
+ to say, St. Mary's Entry has had an additional interest to me ever
+ since. Sometimes I have wondered, and it would be worth a good deal
+ to know, what thoughts were crossing through that richly-furnished,
+ teeming brain as he stood there by St. Mary's Church, with Oriel
+ College in front of him, thoughts of his own struggles and triumphs,
+ and of all the great souls that had passed to and fro over the
+ pavement around him; and all set in the lurid background of the
+ undergraduate life to which he had been condemned as a servitor at
+ Christ Church."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Was he happy in his many years' work at Clifton? On the whole, and with
+some reservation, we may say 'yes'&mdash;'yes,' although in the end he escaped
+from it gladly and enjoyed his escape. One side of him, no doubt, loathed
+formality and routine; he was, as he often proclaimed himself, a
+nature-loving, somewhat intractable Celt; and if one may hint at a fault
+in him, it was that now and then he soon <i>tired</i>. A man so spendthrift of
+emotion is bound at times to knock on the bottom of his emotional coffers;
+and no doubt he was true <i>to a mood</i> when he wrote&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "I'm here at Clifton, grinding at the mill<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> My feet for thrice nine barren years have trod,</span><br>
+ But there are rocks and waves at Scarlett still,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And gorse runs riot in Glen Chass&mdash;thank God!</span><br><br>
+
+ "Alert, I seek exactitude of rule,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> I step and square my shoulders with the squad,</span><br>
+ But there are blaeberries on old Barrule,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And Langness has its heather still&mdash;thank God!"</span><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>&mdash;With the rest of the rebellious stanzas. We may go farther and allow
+that he played with the mood until he sometimes forgot on which side lay
+seriousness and on which side humour. Still it <i>was</i> a mood; and it was
+Brown, after all, who wrote 'Planting':&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Who would be planted chooseth not the soil<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Or here or there,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Or loam or peat,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Wherein he best may grow</span><br>
+ And bring forth guerdon of the planter's toil&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The lily is most fair,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> But says not' I will only blow</span><br>
+ Upon a southern land'; the cedar makes no coil<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> What rock shall owe</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The springs that wash his feet;</span><br>
+ The crocus cannot arbitrate the foil<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> That for his purple radiance is most meet&mdash;</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Lord, even so</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> I ask one prayer,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> The which if it be granted,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> It skills not where</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Thou plantest me, only I would be planted."</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+<br><br>
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "You don't care for school-work," he writes to an Old Cliftonian.
+ &#8230; "I demur to your statement that when you take up
+ schoolmastering your leisure for this kind of thing will be
+ practically gone. Not at all. If you have the root of the matter in
+ you the school-work will insist upon this kind of thing as a relief.
+ My plan always was to recognise two lives as necessary&mdash;the one the
+ outer Kapelistic life of drudgery, the other the inner and cherished
+ life of the spirit. It is true that the one has a tendency to kill
+ the other, but it must not, and you must see that it does not.&#8230;
+ The pedagogic is needful for bread and butter, also for a certain
+ form of joy; of the inner life you know what I think."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+<br><br>
+<p>These are wise words, and I believe they represent Brown more truly than
+utterances which only seem more genuine because less deliberate. He was
+as a house master excellent, with an excellence not achievable by men
+whose hearts are removed from their work: he awoke and enjoyed fervent
+friendships and the enthusiastic admiration of many youngsters; he must
+have known of these enthusiasms, and was not the man to condemn them; he
+had the abiding assurance of assisting in a kind of success which he
+certainly respected. He longed for the day of emancipation, to return to
+his Island; he was impatient; but I must decline to believe he was
+unhappy.</p>
+
+<p>Indeed, his presence sufficiently denied it. How shall I describe him?
+A sturdy, thick-set figure, inclining to rotundity, yet athletic; a face
+extraordinarily mobile; bushy, grey eyebrows; eyes at once deeply and
+radiantly human, yet holding the primitive faun in their coverts; a broad
+mouth made for broad, natural laughter, hearty without lewdness. "There
+are nice Rabelaisians, and there are nasty; but the latter are not
+Rabelaisians. I have an idea," he claimed, "that my judgment within this
+area is infallible." And it was. All honest laughter he welcomed as a
+Godlike function.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "God sits upon His hill,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And sees the shadows fly;<br>
+ And if He laughs at fools, why should He not?"</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>And for that matter, why should not we? Though at this point his fine
+manners intervened, correcting, counselling moderation. "I am certain God
+made fools for us to enjoy, but there must be <i>an economy of joy</i> in the
+presence of a fool; you must not betray your enjoyment." Imagine all this
+overlaid with a certain portliness of bearing, suggestive of the
+high-and-dry Oxford scholar. Add something of the parsonic (he was
+ordained deacon before leaving Oxford, but did not proceed to priest's
+orders till near the end of his time at Clifton); add a simple natural
+piety which purged the parsonic of all "churchiness."</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "This silence and solitude are to me absolute food," he writes from
+ the Clifton College Library on the morning of Christmas Day, 1875,
+ "especially after all the row and worry at the end of Term.&#8230;
+ Where are the men and women? Well, now look here, you'll not mention
+ it again. They're all in church. See how good God is! See how He
+ has placed these leitourgic traps in which people, especially
+ disagreeable people, get caught&mdash;and lo! the universe for me!!! me&mdash;
+ me.&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I have mentioned his fine manners, and with a certain right, since it once
+fell to me&mdash;a blundering innocent in the hands of fate&mdash;to put them to
+severest proof. A candidate for a scholarship at Clifton&mdash;awkward, and
+abominably conscious of it, and sensitive&mdash;I had been billeted on Brown's
+hospitality without his knowledge. The mistake (I cannot tell who was
+responsible) could not be covered out of sight; it was past all aid of
+kindly dissimulation by the time Brown returned to the house to find the
+unwelcome guest bathing in shame upon his doorstep. Can I say more than
+that he took me into the family circle&mdash;by no means an expansive one, or
+accustomed, as some are, to open gleefully to intruders&mdash;and for the
+inside of a week treated me with a consideration so quiet and pleasant, so
+easy yet attentive, that his dearest friend or most distinguished visitor
+could not have demanded more? A boy notes these things, and remembers.
+&#8230; "If I lose my manners," Mr. Irwin quotes him as saying once over
+some trivial forgetfulness, "what is to become of me?" He was shy, too,
+like the most of his countrymen&mdash;"jus' the shy "&mdash;but with a proud reserve
+as far removed as possible from sham humility&mdash;being all too sensible and
+far too little of a fool to blink his own eminence of mind, though willing
+on all right occasions to forget it. "Once," records Mr. Irwin, "when I
+remarked on the omission of his name in an article on 'Minor Poets' in one
+of the magazines, he said, with a smile, 'Perhaps I am among the major!'"
+That smile had just sufficient irony&mdash;no more.</p>
+
+<p>To this we may add a passion for music and a passion for external nature&mdash;
+external to the most of us, but so closely knit with his own that to be
+present at his ecstasies was like assisting a high priest of elemental
+mysteries reserved for him and beyond his power to impart. And yet we are
+beating about the bush and missing the essential man, for he was
+imprehensible&mdash;"Volcanic," the Bishop of Hereford calls him, and must go
+to the Bay of Naples to fetch home a simile:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "We can find plenty of beauty in the familiar northern scenes; but we
+ miss the pent-up forces, the volcanic outbursts, the tropic glow, and
+ all the surprising manifold and tender and sweet-scented outpourings
+ of soil and sunshine, so spontaneous, so inexhaustibly rich, and with
+ the heat of a great fire burning and palpitating underneath all the
+ time."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Natures more masterfully commanding I have known: never one more
+remarkable. In the mere possession of him, rather than in his direct
+influence, all Cliftonians felt themselves rich. We were at least as
+proud of him as Etonians of the author of "Ionica." But no comparisons
+will serve. Falstaffian&mdash;with a bent of homely piety; Johnsonian&mdash;with a
+fiery Celtic heat and a passionate adoration of nature: all such epithets
+fail as soon as they are uttered. The man was at once absolute and
+Protean: entirely sincere, and yet a different being to each separate
+friend. "There was no getting to the end of Brown."</p>
+
+<p>I have said that we&mdash;those of us, at any rate, who were not of Brown's
+House&mdash;were conscious of a rich and honourable possession in him, rather
+than of an active influence. Yet that influence must not be underrated.
+Clifton, as I first knew it, was already a great school, although less
+than twenty years old. But, to a new-comer, even more impressive than its
+success among schools, or its aspirations, was a firmness of tradition
+which (I dare to say) would have been remarkable in a foundation of five
+times its age. It had already its type of boy; and having discovered it
+and how to produce it, fell something short of tolerance towards other
+types. For the very reason which allows me with decency to call the type
+an admirable one, I may be excused for adding that the tradition demanded
+some patience of those who could not easily manage to conform with it.
+But there the tradition stood, permanently rooted in a school not twenty
+years old. Is it fanciful to hold that Brown's passion for 'continuity'
+had much to do with planting and confirming it? Mr. Irwin quotes for us a
+passage from one of his sermons to the school: "Suffer no chasm to
+interrupt this glorious tradition.&#8230; Continuous life&#8230; that is
+what we want&mdash;to feel the pulses of hearts that are now dust." Did this
+passage occur, I wonder, in the sermon of which I rather remember a
+fierce, hopeless, human protest against 'change and decay'?&mdash;the voice
+ringing down on each plea, "What do the change-and-decay people say to
+<i>that?</i>"</p>
+
+<p>"I postulate the continuity." Vain postulate it often seems, yet of all
+life Brown demanded it. Hear him as he speaks of his wife's death in a
+letter to a friend:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "My dear fellow-sufferer, what is it after all? Why this sinking of
+ the heart, this fainting, sorrowing of the spirit? There is no
+ separation: life is continuous. All that was stable and good, good
+ and therefore stable, in our union with the loved one, is
+ unquestionably permanent, will endure for ever. It cannot be
+ otherwise.&#8230; When love has done its full work, has wrought soul
+ into soul so that every fibre has become part of the common life&mdash;
+ <i>quis separabit?</i> Can you conceive yourself as existing at all
+ without <i>her?</i> No, you can't; well, then, it follows that you don't,
+ and never will."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I believe it to have been this passion for continuity that bound and kept
+him so absolute a Manxman, drawing his heart so persistently back to the
+Island that there were times (one may almost fancy) when the prospect of
+living his life out to the end elsewhere seemed to him a treachery to his
+parents' dust. I believe this same passion drew him&mdash;master as he was of
+varied and vocal English&mdash;to clothe the bulk of his poetry in the Manx
+dialect, and thereby to miss his mark with the public, which inevitably
+mistook him for a rustic singer, a man of the people, imperfectly
+educated.</p>
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+
+<p class = "noindent"> "I would not be forgotten in this land."&mdash;</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>This line of another true poet of curiously similar temperament[1]
+has haunted me through the reading of Brown's published letters.
+But Brown's was no merely selfish craving for continuity&mdash;to be
+remembered. By a fallacy of thought, perhaps, but by a very noble one, he
+transferred the ambition to those for whom he laboured. His own terror
+that Time might obliterate the moment:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "And all this personal dream be fled,"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Became for his countrymen a very spring of helpfulness. <i>Antiquam
+exquirite matrem</i>&mdash;he would do that which they, in poverty and the stress
+of earning daily bread, were careless to do&mdash;would explore for them the
+ancient springs of faith and custom.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Dear countrymen, whate'er is left to us<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Of ancient heritage&mdash;</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Of manners, speech, of humours, polity,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The limited horizon of our stage&mdash;</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Old love, hope, fear,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> All this I fain would fix upon the page;</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> That so the coming age,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Lost in the empire's mass,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Yet haply longing for their fathers, here</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> May see, as in a glass,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> What they held dear&mdash;</span><br>
+ May say, ''Twas thus and thus<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> They lived'; and as the time-flood onward rolls</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Secure an anchor for their Keltic souls."</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>This was his task, and the public of course set him down for a rustic.
+"What ought I to do?" he demands. "Shall I put on my next title-page,
+'Late Fellow of Oriel, etc.'? or am I always to abide under this ironic
+cloak of rusticity?" To be sure, on consideration (if the public ever
+found time to consider), the language and feeling of the poems were
+penetrated with scholarship. He entered his countrymen's hearts; but he
+also could, and did, stand outside and observe them with affectionate,
+comprehending humour. Scholarship saved him, too&mdash;not always, but as a
+rule&mdash;from that emotional excess to which he knew himself most dangerously
+prone. He assigns it confidently to his Manx blood; but his mother was
+Scottish by descent, and from my experience of what the Lowland Scot can
+do in the way of pathos when he lets himself go, I take leave to doubt
+that the Manxman was wholly to blame. There can, however, be no doubt
+that the author of "The Doctor," of "Catherine Kinrade," of "Mater
+Dolorosa," described himself accurately as a "born sobber," or that an
+acquired self-restraint saved him from a form of intemperance by which of
+late our literature has been somewhat too copiously afflicted.</p>
+
+<p>To scholarship, too, imposed upon and penetrating a taste naturally
+catholic, we owe the rare flavour of the many literary judgments scattered
+about his letters. They have a taste of native earth, beautifully
+rarefied: to change the metaphor, they illuminate the page with a kind of
+lambent common sense. For a few examples:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "I have also read a causerie on Virgil and one on Theocritus. So many
+ French <i>litt&#233;rateurs</i> give me the idea that they don't go nearer the
+ Greek authors than the Latin translations.&#8230; Sainte Beuve
+ [<i>Nouveaux Lundis</i>, vii. 1&mdash;52, on 'The Greek Anthology'] is an
+ enthusiastic champion for our side, but, oddly enough, he never
+ strikes me as knowing much about the matter!"<br><br><br>
+
+ "Your Latin verses [translating Cowley] I greatly enjoy. The dear old
+ Abraham goes straight off into your beautiful lines. Of course he
+ has not a scrap of modern <i>impedimenta</i>. You go through the customs
+ at the frontier with a whistle and a smile. You have <i>nothing to
+ declare</i>. The blessed old man by your side is himself a Roman to
+ begin with, and you pass together as cheerfully as possible.&#8230;"<br><br><br>
+
+ "I have also been reading Karl Elze's <i>Essays on Shakespeare</i>.
+ He is not bad, but don't you resent the imperturbable confidence of
+ men who, after attributing a play of Shakespeare's to two authors,
+ proceed to suggest a third, urged thereto by some fatuous and
+ self-sought exigency?"<br><br><br>
+
+ "Did you ever try to write a Burns song? I mean the equivalent in
+ ordinary English of his Scotch. Can it be done? A Yorkshireman&mdash;
+ could he do it? A Lancashire man (Waugh)? I hardly think so.
+ The Ayrshire dialect has a <i>Schwung</i> and a confidence that no-English
+ county can pretend to. Our dialects are apologetic things,
+ half-ashamed, half-insolent. Burns has no doubts, and for his
+ audience unhesitatingly demands the universe.&#8230;"<br><br><br>
+
+ "There is an ethos in Fitzgerald's letters which is so exquisitely
+ idyllic as to be almost heavenly. He takes you with him, exactly
+ accommodating his pace to yours, walks through meadows so tranquil,
+ and yet abounding in the most delicate surprises. And these
+ surprises seem so familiar, just as if they had originated with
+ yourself. What delicious blending! What a perfect interweft of
+ thought and diction! What a <i>sweet</i> companion!"<br><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+
+<p>Lastly, let me quote a passage in which his thoughts return to Clifton,
+where it had been suggested that Greek should be omitted from the ordinary
+form-routine and taught in "sets," or separate classes:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "This is disturbing about Greek, 'set' Greek. Yes, you would fill
+ your school to overflowing, of course you would, so long as other
+ places did not abandon the old lines. But it would be detestable
+ treachery to the cause of education, of humanity. To me the
+ <i>learning</i> of any blessed thing is a matter of little moment.
+ Greek is not learned by nineteen-twentieths of our Public School
+ boys. But it is a baptism into a cult, a faith, not more irrational
+ than other faiths or cults; the baptism of a regeneration which
+ releases us from I know not what original sin. And if a man does not
+ see that, he is a fool, such a fool that I shouldn't wonder if he
+ gravely asked me to explain what I meant by original sin in such a
+ connection.&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>So his thoughts reverted to the school he had left in 1892. In October,
+1897, he returned to it on a visit. He was the guest of one of the house
+masters, Mr. Tait, and on Friday evening, October 29th, gave an address to
+the boys of the house. He had spoken for some minutes with brightness and
+vigour, when his voice grew thick and he was seen to stagger. He died in
+less than two hours.</p>
+
+<p>His letters have been collected and piously given to the world by Mr.
+Irwin, one of his closest friends. By far the greatest number of them
+belong to those last five years in the Island&mdash;the happiest, perhaps, of
+his life, certainly the happiest temperamentally. "Never the time and the
+place&#8230;" but at least Brown was more fortunate than most men.
+He realised his dream, and it did not disappoint him. He could not carry
+off his friends to share it (and it belongs to criticism of these volumes
+to say that he was exceptionally happy in his friends), but he could
+return and visit them or stay at home and write to them concerning the
+realisation, and be sure they understood. Therefore, although we desire
+more letters of the Clifton period&mdash;although twenty years are omitted,
+left blank to us&mdash;those that survive confirm a fame which, although never
+wide, was always unquestioned within its range. There could be no
+possibility of doubt concerning Brown. He was absolute. He lived a
+fierce, shy, spiritual life; a wise man, keeping the child in his heart:
+he loved much and desired permanence in the love of his kind.
+"Diuturnity," says his great seventeenth-century namesake, "is a dream and
+folly of expectation. There is nothing strictly immortal but
+immortality." And yet, <i>prosit am&#226;sse!</i></p>
+<br><br><br><br>
+
+<p>The railway took me on to Oxford&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind3"> "Like faithful hound returning</span><br>
+ For old sake's sake to each loved track<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> With heart and memory burning."</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"I well remember," writes Mrs. Green of her husband, the late John Richard
+Green, "the passionate enthusiasm with which he watched from the train for
+the first sight of the Oxford towers against the sky:" and although our
+enthusiasm nowadays has to feed on a far tamer view than that which
+saluted our forefathers when the stage-coach topped the rise of Shotover
+and its passengers beheld the city spread at their feet, yet what faithful
+son of Oxford can see her towers rise above the water-meadows and re-greet
+them without a thrill?</p>
+
+<p>In the year 1688, and in a book entitled <i>The Guardian's Instruction</i>,
+a Mr. Stephen Penton gave the world a pleasing and lifelike little
+narrative&mdash;superior, in my opinion, to anything in <i>Verdant Green</i>&mdash;
+telling us how a reluctant father was persuaded to send his son to Oxford;
+what doubts, misgivings, hesitations he had, and how they were overcome.
+I take the story to be fictitious. It is written in the first person,
+professedly by the hesitating parent: but the parent can hardly have been
+Penton, for the story will not square with what we know of his life.
+The actual Penton was born, it seems, in 1640, and educated at Winchester
+and New College; proceeded to his fellowship, resided from 1659 to 1670,
+and was Principal of St. Edmund's Hall from 1675 to 1683. He appears to
+have been chaplain to the Earl of Aylesbury, and, according to Antony &#224;
+Wood, possessed a "rambling head." He died in 1706.</p>
+
+<p>The writer in <i>The Guardian's Instruction</i> is portrayed for us&mdash;or is
+allowed to portray himself&mdash;rather as an honest country squire, who had
+himself spent a year or so of his youth at the University, but had
+withdrawn when Oxford was invaded by the Court and the trouble between
+King Charles and Parliament came to a head: and "God's grace, the Good
+example of my parents, and a natural love of virtue secured me so far as
+to leave Oxford, though not much more learned, yet not much worse than I
+came thither." A chill testimonial! In short, the old squire (as I will
+take leave to call him) nursed a somewhat crotchety detestation of the
+place, insomuch "that when I came to have children, I did almost <i>swear</i>
+them in their childhood never to be friends with Oxford."</p>
+
+<p>He tried his eldest son with a course of foreign travel as a substitute
+for University training; but this turned out a failure, and he had the
+good sense to acknowledge his mistake. So for his second boy he cast
+about to find a profession; "but what course to take I was at a loss:
+Cambridge was so far off, I could not have an eye upon him; Oxford I was
+angry with."</p>
+
+<p>In this fix he consulted with a neighbour, "an old grave learned divine,"
+and rigid Churchman, who confessed that many of the charges against Oxford
+were well grounded, but averred that the place was mending. The truth
+was, the University had been loyal to the monarchy all through the
+Commonwealth times; and when Oliver Cromwell was dead, and Richard
+dismounted, its members perceived, through the maze of changes and
+intrigues, that in a little time the heart of the nation would revert to
+the government which twenty years before it had hated. And their
+impatient hopes of this "made the scholars talk aloud, drink healths, and
+curse Meroz in the very streets; insomuch that when the King came in, they
+were not only like them that dream, but like them who are out of their
+wits, mad, stark, staring mad." This unholy 'rag' (to modernise the old
+gentleman's language) continued for a twelvemonth: that is to say, until
+the Vice-Chancellor&mdash;holding that the demonstration, like Miss Mary
+Bennet's pianoforte playing in <i>Pride and Prejudice</i>, had delighted the
+company long enough&mdash;put his foot down. And from that time the University
+became sober, modest, and studious as perhaps any in Europe. The old
+gentleman wound up with some practical advice, and a promise to furnish
+the squire with a letter of recommendation to one of the best tutors in
+Oxford.</p>
+
+<p>Thus armed, the squire (though still with misgivings) was not long in
+getting on horseback with his wife, his daughters, and his young hopeful,
+and riding off to Oxford, where at first it seemed that his worst
+suspicions would be confirmed; "for at ten o'clock in the inn, there arose
+such a roaring and singing that my hair stood on end, and my former
+prejudices were so heightened that I resolved to lose the journey and
+carry back my son again, presuming that no noise in Oxford could be made
+but <i>scholars</i> must do it,"&mdash;a hoary misconception still cherished, or
+until recently, by the Metropolitan Police and the Oxford City Bench.
+In this instance a proctor intervened, and quelled the disturbance by
+sending 'two young pert townsmen' to prison; "and quickly came to my
+chamber, and perceiving my boy designed for a gown, told me that it was
+for the preservation of such fine youths as he that the proctors made so
+bold with gentlemen's lodgings." The squire had some talk with this
+dignitary, who was a man of presence and suitable address, and of
+sufficient independence to deny&mdash;not for the first time in history&mdash;that
+dons were overpaid.</p>
+
+<p>Next morning the whole family trooped off to call upon the tutor whom
+their old neighbour had recommended. Oddly enough, the tutor seemed by no
+means overwhelmed by the honour. "I thought to have found him mightily
+pleased with the opinion we had of his conduct, and the credit of having a
+gentleman's son under his charge, and the father with cap in hand.
+Instead of all this he talked at a rate as if the gentry were <i>obliged</i> to
+tutors more than tutors to them." The tutor, in short, was decidedly tart
+in his admonitions to this honest family&mdash;he did not forget, either, to
+assure them that (<i>generally</i>) a college tutor was worse paid than a
+dancing-master. Here is a specimen of his advice&mdash;sound and practical
+enough in its way:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "I understand by one of your daughters that you have brought him up a
+ <i>fine padd</i> to keep here for his health's sake. Now I will tell you
+ the use of an horse in Oxford, and then do as you think fit.
+ The horse must be kept at an <i>ale-house</i> or an <i>inn</i>, and he must
+ have leave to go once <i>every day</i> to see him eat oats, because the
+ master's eye makes him fat; and it will not be genteel to go often
+ to an house and spend nothing; and then there may be some danger of
+ the horse growing <i>resty</i> if he be not used often, so you must give
+ him leave to go to <i>Abingdon</i> once every week, to look out of the
+ tavern window and see the maids sell turnips; and in one month or
+ two come home with a surfeit of poisoned wine, and save <i>any
+ farther trouble</i> by dying, and then you will be troubled to send
+ for your horse <i>again</i>.&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>The humour of college tutors has not greatly altered in two hundred years.
+I have known one or two capable of the sardonic touch in those concluding
+words. But conceive its effect upon the squire's lady and daughters!
+No: you need not trouble to do so, for the squire describes it: "When the
+tutor was gone out of the room, I asked how they liked the person and his
+converse. My boy clung about his mother and cry'd to go home again, and
+she had no more wit than to be of the same mind; she thought him too
+weakly to undergo so much hardship as she foresaw was to be expected.
+My daughter, who (instead of catechism and <i>Lady's Calling</i>) had been used
+to read nothing but speeches in romances, and hearing nothing of <i>Love</i>
+and <i>Honour</i> in all the talk, fell into downright <i>scolding</i> at him;
+call'd him the <i>merest</i> scholar; and if this were your <i>Oxford</i> breeding,
+they had rather he should go to <i>Constantinople</i> to learn manners!
+But I, who was older and understood the language, call'd them all great
+fools.&#8230;"</p>
+
+<p>On the tutor's return they begged to have his company at dinner, at their
+inn: but he declined, kept the young man to dine with him, and next day
+invited the family to luncheon. They accepted, fully expecting (after the
+austerity of his discourse) to be starved: "and the girles drank
+chocolette at no rate in the morning, for fear of the <i>worst</i>." But they
+were by no means starved. "It was very pleasant," the squire confesses,
+"to see, when we came, the <i>constrain'd</i> artifice of an unaccustomed
+complement." There were silver tankards 'heaped upon one another,'
+'napkins some twenty years younger than the rest,' and glasses 'fit for a
+<i>Dutchman</i> at an <i>East-India Return</i>.' The dinner was full enough for
+ten. "I was asham'd, but would not disoblige him, considering with myself
+that I should put this man to such a charge of forty shillings at least,
+to entertain me; when for all his honest care and pains he is to have but
+forty or fifty shillings a quarter; so that for one whole quarter he must
+doe the drudgery to my son for nothing." After dinner, our good squire
+strolled off to a public bowling-green, "that being the onely recreation I
+can affect." And "coming in, I saw half a score of the finest youths the
+sun, I think, ever shined upon. They walked to and fro, with their hands
+in their pockets, to see a match played by some scholars and some
+gentlemen fam'd for their skill. I gaped also and stared as a man in his
+way would doe; but a country ruff gentleman, being like to <i>lose</i>, did
+swear, at such a rate that my heart did grieve that those fine young men
+should <i>hear</i> it, and know there was such a thing as swearing in the
+kingdom. Coming to my lodging, I charged my son never to go to such
+publick places unless he resolved to quarrel with me."</p>
+
+<p>And so, having settled the lad and fitted him up with good advice,
+the father, mother, and sisters returned home. But the squire, being
+summoned to Oxford shortly after to "sit in <i>parliament</i>" (presumably in
+the last Parliament held at Oxford, in March, 1681), took that opportunity
+to walk the streets and study the demeanour of the "scholars." And this
+experiment would seem to have finally satisfied him. "I walk'd the
+streets as late as most people, and never in ten days ever saw any scholar
+rude or disordered: so that as I grow old, and more engaged to speak the
+<i>truth</i>, I do repent of the <i>ill-opinion</i> I have had of that place,
+and hope to be farther obliged by a very good <i>account</i> of my son."</p>
+
+<p>Old Stephen Penton may have had a rambling head; but unless I have thumbed
+the bloom off his narrative in my attempt to summarise it, the reader will
+allow that he knew how to write. He gives us the whole scene in the
+fewest possible touches: he wastes no words in describing the personages
+in his small comedy&mdash;comic idyll I had rather call it, for after a fashion
+it reminds me of the immortal chatter between Gorgo and Praxino&#235; in the
+fifteenth idyll of Theocritus. There the picture is: the honest
+opinionated country squire; the acidulous tutor; the coltish son; the
+fond, foolish, fussing mother; the prinking young ladies with their curls
+and romantic notions; the colours of all as fresh as if laid on yesterday,
+the humour quite untarnished after two hundred years. And I wonder the
+more at the vivacity of this little sketch because, as many writers have
+pointed out, no one has yet built upon University life a novel of anything
+like first-class merit, and the conclusion has been drawn that the
+elements of profound human interest are wanting in that life. "Is this
+so?" asks the editor of Stephen Penton's reminiscences in a volume
+published by the Oxford Historical Society&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "In spite of the character given to Oxford of being a city of short
+ memories and abruptly-ended friendships, in spite of the inchoative
+ qualities of youths of eighteen or twenty, especially in respect to
+ the 'ruling passion' so dear to novelists, yet surely in the three or
+ four years spent at Oxford by an incredible company of young students
+ 'fresh from public schools, and not yet tossed about and hardened in
+ the storms of life'&mdash;some of them Penton's 'finest youths,' some
+ obviously otherwise&mdash;there must be, one would think, abundance of
+ romantic incident awaiting its Thackeray or Meredith. For how many
+ have these years been the turning point of a life!&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>There at any rate is the fact: <i>the</i> novel of University life has not been
+written yet, and perhaps never will be. I am not at all sure that <i>The
+Adventures of Mr. Verdant Green</i> do not mark the nearest approach to it&mdash;
+save the mark! And I am not at all sure that <i>The Adventures of Mr.
+Verdant Green</i> can be called a novel at all, while I am quite certain it
+cannot be called a novel of first-class merit. <i>Tom Brown at Oxford</i>
+still counts its admirers, and has, I hear, attained the dignity of
+translation into French; but Tom Brown, though robust enough, never seemed
+to get over his transplantation from Rugby&mdash;possibly because his author's
+heart remained at Rugby. 'Loss and Gain' is not a book for the many; and
+the many never did justice to Mr. Hermann Merivale's 'Faucit of Balliol'
+or Mr. St. John Tyrwhitt's 'Hugh Heron of Christ Church.' Neither of
+these two novels obtained the hearing it deserved&mdash;and 'Faucit of Balliol'
+was a really remarkable book: but neither of them aimed at giving a full
+picture of Oxford life. And the interest of Miss Broughton's 'Belinda'
+and Mr. Hardy's 'Jude the Obscure' lies outside the proctor's rounds.
+Yes (and humiliating as the confession may be), with all its crudities and
+absurdities, <i>Verdant Green</i> does mark the nearest approach yet made to a
+representative Oxford novel.</p>
+
+<p>How comes this? Well, to begin with, <i>Verdant Green</i>, with all his
+faults, did contrive to be exceedingly youthful and high-spirited. And in
+the second place, with all its faults, it did convey some sense of what I
+may call the 'glamour' of Oxford. Now the University, on its part, being
+fed with a constant supply of young men between the ages of eighteen and
+twenty, does contrive, with all its faults, to keep up a fair show of
+youth and high spirits; and even their worst enemies will admit that
+Oxford and Cambridge wear, in the eyes of their sons at any rate, a
+certain glamour. You may argue that glamour is glamour, an illusion which
+will wear off in time; an illusion, at all events, and to be treated as
+such by the wise author intent on getting at truth. To this I answer
+that, while it lasts, this glamour is just as much a fact as <i>The Times</i>
+newspaper, or St. Paul's Cathedral, just as real a feature of Oxford as
+Balliol College, or the river, or the Vice-Chancellor's poker: and until
+you recognise it for a fact and a feature of the place, and allow for it,
+you have not the faintest prospect of realising Oxford. Each succeeding
+generation finds that glamour, or brings it; and each generation, as it
+passes, deems that its successor has either found or brought less of it.
+But the glamour is there all the while. In turning over a book the other
+day, written in 1870 by the Rev. Robert Stephen Hawker, I come on this
+passage:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "When I recall my own undergraduate life of thirty years and upwards
+ agone, I feel, notwithstanding modern vaunt, the <i>laudator temporis
+ acti</i> earnest within me yet, and strong. Nowadays, as it seems to
+ me, there is but little originality of character in the still famous
+ University; a dread of eccentric reputation appears to pervade
+ College and Hall: every 'Oxford man,' to adopt the well-known name,
+ is subdued into sameness within and without, controlled as it were
+ into copyism and mediocrity by the smoothing-iron of the nineteenth
+ century. Whereas <i>in</i> my time and before it there were distinguished
+ names, famous in every mouth for original achievements and 'deeds of
+ daring-do.' There were giants in those days&mdash;men of varied renown&mdash;
+ and they arose and won for themselves in strange fields of fame,
+ record and place. Each became in his day a hero of the Iliad or
+ Odyssey of Oxford life&mdash;a kind of Homeric man."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>To which I am constrained to reply, "Mere stuff and nonsense!"
+Mr. Hawker&mdash;and more credit to him&mdash;carried away Homeric memories of his
+own seniors and contemporaries. But was it in nature that Mr. Hawker
+should discover Homeric proportions in the feats of men thirty years his
+juniors? How many of us, I ask, are under any flattering illusion about
+the performances of our juniors? We cling to the old fond falsehood that
+there were giants in <i>our</i> days. We honestly believed they were giants; it
+would hurt us to abandon that belief. It does not hurt us in the least to
+close the magnifying-glass upon the feats of those who follow us.
+But this generation, too, will have its magnifying-glass. "There were
+giants in our days?" To be sure there were; and there are giants, too, in
+these, but others, not we, have the eyes to see them.</p>
+
+<p>Say that the scales have fallen from our eyes. Very well, we must e'en
+put them on again if we would write a novel of University life. And, be
+pleased to note, it does not follow, because we see the place differently
+now, that we see it more truly. Also, it does not follow, because Oxford
+during the last twenty years has, to the eye of the visitor, altered very
+considerably, that the characteristics of Oxford have altered to anything
+like the same extent. Undoubtedly they have been modified by the
+relaxation and suspension of the laws forbidding Fellows to marry.
+Undoubtedly the brisk growth of red-brick houses along the north of the
+city, the domestic hearths, afternoon teas and perambulators, and all
+things covered by the opprobrious name of "Parks-system," have done
+something to efface the difference between Oxford and other towns.
+But on the whole I think they have done surprisingly little.</p>
+<br><br><br><br>
+
+<p>Speaking as a writer of novels, then, I should say that to write a good
+novel entirely concerned with Oxford lies close upon impossibility, and
+will prophesy that, if ever it comes to be achieved, it will be a story of
+friendship. But her glamour is for him to catch who can, whether in prose
+or rhyme.</p>
+
+<h4>ALMA MATER.</h4>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> Know you her secret none can utter?<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Hers of the Book, the tripled Crown?</span><br>
+ Still on the spire the pigeons flutter;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Still by the gateway flits the gown;</span><br>
+ Still on the street, from corbel and gutter,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Faces of stone look down.</span><br><br>
+
+ Faces of stone, and other faces&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Some from library windows wan</span><br>
+ Forth on her gardens, her green spaces<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Peer and turn to their books anon.</span><br>
+ Hence, my Muse, from the green oases<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Gather the tent, begone!</span><br><br>
+
+ Nay, should she by the pavement linger<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Under the rooms where once she played,</span><br>
+ Who from the feast would rise and fling her<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> One poor <i>sou</i> for her serenade?</span><br>
+ One poor laugh from the antic finger<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Thrumming a lute string frayed?</span><br><br>
+
+ Once, my dear&mdash;but the world was young then&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Magdalen elms and Trinity limes&mdash;</span><br>
+ Lissom the blades and the backs that swung then.<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Eight good men in the good old times&mdash;</span><br>
+ Careless we, and the chorus flung then<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Under St. Mary's chimes!</span><br><br>
+
+ Reins lay loose and the ways led random&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Christ Church meadow and Iffley track&mdash;</span><br>
+ 'Idleness horrid and dogcart' (tandem)&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Aylesbury grind and Bicester pack&mdash;</span><br>
+ Pleasant our lines, and faith! we scanned 'em:<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Having that artless knack.</span><br><br>
+
+ Come, old limmer, the times grow colder:<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Leaves of the creeper redden and fall.</span><br>
+ Was it a hand then clapped my shoulder?<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> &mdash;Only the wind by the chapel wall.</span><br>
+ Dead leaves drift on the lute; so&#8230; fold her<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Under the faded shawl.</span><br><br>
+
+ Never we wince, though none deplore us,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> We, who go reaping that we sowed;</span><br>
+ Cities at cock-crow wake before us&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Hey, for the lilt of the London road!</span><br>
+ One look back, and a rousing chorus!<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Never a palinode!</span><br><br>
+
+ Still on her spire the pigeons hover;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Still by her gateway haunts the gown;</span><br>
+ Ah, but her secret? You, young lover,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Drumming her old ones forth from town,</span><br>
+ Know you the secret none discover?<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Tell it&mdash;when <i>you</i> go down.</span><br><br>
+
+ Yet if at length you seek her, prove her,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Lean to her whispers never so nigh;</span><br>
+ Yet if at last not less her lover<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> You in your hansom leave the High;</span><br>
+ Down from her towers a ray shall hover&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Touch you, a passer-by!</span><br><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>[1] "The Quest of the Sangraal," R. S. Hawker.</p>
+
+
+<br><br>
+<a name="2HCH0006"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<br><br>
+<h3>JUNE.</h3>
+
+
+
+<p>The following verses made their appearance some years ago in the pages of
+the <i>Pall Mall Magazine</i>. Since then (I am assured) they have put a
+girdle round the world, and threaten, if not to keep pace with the banjo
+hymned by Mr. Kipling, at least to become the most widely-diffused of
+their author's works. I take it to be of a piece with his usual
+perversity that until now they have never been republished except for
+private amusement.</p>
+
+<p>They belong to a mood, a moment, and I cannot be at pains to rewrite a
+single stanza, even though an allusion to 'Oom Paul' cries out to be
+altered or suppressed. But, after all, the allusion is not likely to
+trouble President Kruger's massive shade as it slouches across the Elysian
+fields; and after all, though he became our enemy, he remained a
+sportsman. So I hope we may glance at his name in jest without a
+suspicion of mocking at the tragedy of his fate.</p>
+
+<h4> THE FAMOUS BALLAD OF THE JUBILEE CUP.</h4>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> You may lift me up in your arms, lad, and turn my face to the sun,<br>
+ For a last look back at the dear old track where the Jubilee Cup was
+ won;<br>
+ And draw your chair to my side, lad&mdash;no, thank ye, I feel no pain&mdash;<br>
+ For I'm going out with the tide, lad, but I'll tell you the tale
+ again.<br><br>
+
+ I'm seventy-nine, or nearly, and my head it has long turned grey,<br>
+ But it all comes back as clearly as though it was yesterday&mdash;<br>
+ The dust, and the bookies shouting around the clerk of the scales,<br>
+ And the clerk of the course, and the nobs in force, and
+ Is 'Ighness, the Prince of Wales.<br><br>
+
+ 'Twas a nine-hole thresh to wind'ard, but none of us cared for that,<br>
+ With a straight run home to the service tee, and a finish along the
+ flat.<br>
+ "Stiff?" Ah, well you may say it! Spot-barred, and at
+ five-stone-ten!<br>
+ But at two and a bisque I'd ha' run the risk; for I was a greenhorn
+ then.<br><br>
+
+ So we stripped to the B. Race signal, the old red swallow-tail&mdash;<br>
+ There was young Ben Bolt, and the Portland colt, and Aston Villa, and
+ Yale;<br>
+ And W. G., and Steinitz, Leander, and The Saint,<br>
+ And the German Emperor's Meteor, a-looking as fresh as paint;<br><br>
+
+ John Roberts (scratch), and Safety Match, The Lascar, and Lorna
+ Doone,<br>
+ Oom Paul (a bye), and Romany Rye, and me upon Wooden Spoon;<br>
+ And some of us cut for partners, and some of us strung to baulk,<br>
+ And some of us tossed for stations&mdash;But there, what use to talk?<br><br>
+
+ Three-quarter-back on the Kingsclere crack was station enough for me,<br>
+ With a fresh jackyarder blowing and the Vicarage goal a-lee!<br>
+ And I leaned and patted her centre-bit, and eased the quid in her
+ cheek,<br>
+ With a 'Soh, my lass!' and a 'Woa, you brute!'&mdash;for she could do all
+ but speak.<br><br>
+
+ She was geared a thought too high, perhaps; she was trained a trifle
+ fine;<br>
+ But she had the grand reach forward! <i>I</i> never saw such a line!<br>
+ Smooth-bored, clean-run, from her fiddle head with its dainty ear
+ half-cock,<br>
+ Hard-bit, <i>pur sang</i>, from her overhang to the heel of her off hind
+ sock.<br><br>
+
+ Sir Robert he walked beside me as I worked her down to the mark;<br>
+ "There's money on this, my lad," said he, "and most of 'em's running
+ dark;<br>
+ But ease the sheet if you're bunkered, and pack the scrimmages tight,<br>
+ And use your slide at the distance, and we'll drink to your health
+ to-night!"<br><br>
+
+ But I bent and tightened my stretcher. Said I to myself, said I,&mdash;<br>
+ "John Jones, this here is the Jubilee Cup, and you have to do or die."<br>
+ And the words weren't hardly spoken when the umpire shouted "Play!"<br>
+ And we all kicked off from the Gasworks end with a "Yoicks!" and a
+ "Gone away!"<br><br>
+
+ And at first I thought of nothing, as the clay flew by in lumps,<br>
+ But stuck to the old Ruy Lopez, and wondered who'd call for trumps,<br>
+ And luffed her close to the cushion, and watched each one as it
+ broke,<br>
+ And in triple file up the Rowley mile we went like a trail of smoke.<br><br>
+
+ The Lascar made the running: but he didn't amount to much,<br>
+ For old Oom Paul was quick on the ball, and headed it back to touch;<br>
+ And the whole first flight led off with the right, as The Saint took
+ up the pace,<br>
+ And drove it clean to the putting green and trumped it there with an
+ ace.<br><br>
+
+ John Roberts had given a miss in baulk, but Villa cleared with a
+ punt;<br>
+ And keeping her service hard and low, The Meteor forged to the front,<br>
+ With Romany Rye to windward at dormy and two to play,<br>
+ And Yale close up&mdash;but a Jubilee Cup isn't run for every day.<br><br>
+
+ We laid our course for the Warner&mdash;I tell you the pace was hot!<br>
+ And again off Tattenham Corner a blanket covered the lot.<br>
+ Check side! Check side! Now steer her wide! And barely an inch of
+ room,<br>
+ With The Lascar's tail over our lee rail, and brushing Leander's
+ boom!<br><br>
+
+ We were running as strong as ever&mdash;eight knots&mdash;but it couldn't last;<br>
+ For the spray and the bails were flying, the whole field tailing
+ fast;<br>
+ And the Portland colt had shot his bolt, and Yale was bumped at the
+ Doves,<br>
+ And The Lascar resigned to Steinitz, stale-mated in fifteen moves.<br><br>
+
+ It was bellows to mend with Roberts&mdash;starred three for a penalty
+ kick:<br>
+ But he chalked his cue and gave 'em the butt, and Oom Paul scored the
+ trick&mdash;<br>
+ "Off-side&mdash;no-ball&mdash;and at fourteen all! Mark cock! and two for his
+ nob!"&mdash;<br>
+ When W. G. ran clean through his lee, and yorked him twice with a
+ lob.<br><br>
+
+ He yorked him twice on a crumbling pitch, and wiped his eye with a
+ brace,<br>
+ But his guy-rope split with the strain of it, and he dropped back out
+ of the race;<br>
+ And I drew a bead on The Meteor's lead, and challenging none too
+ soon,<br>
+ Bent over and patted her garboard strake, and called upon Wooden
+ Spoon.<br><br>
+
+ She was all of a shiver forward, the spoondrift thick on her flanks,<br>
+ But I'd brought her an easy gambit, and nursed her over the banks;<br>
+ She answered her helm&mdash;the darling!&mdash;and woke up now with a rush,<br>
+ While The Meteor's jock he sat like a rock&mdash;he knew we rode for his
+ brush!<br><br>
+
+ There was no one else left in it. The Saint was using his whip,<br>
+ And Safety Match, with a lofting catch, was pocketed deep at slip;<br>
+ And young Ben Bolt with his niblick took miss at Leander's lunge,<br>
+ But topped the net with the ricochet, and Steinitz threw up the
+ sponge.<br><br>
+
+ But none of the lot could stop the rot&mdash;nay, don't ask <i>me</i> to
+ stop!&mdash;<br>
+ The Villa had called for lemons, Oom Paul had taken his drop,<br>
+ And both were kicking the referee. Poor fellow! He done his best;<br>
+ But, being in doubt, he'd ruled them out&mdash;which he always did when
+ pressed.<br><br>
+
+ So, inch by inch, I tightened the winch, and chucked the sandbags
+ out&mdash;<br>
+ I heard the nursery cannons pop, I heard the bookies shout:<br>
+ "The Meteor wins!" "No, Wooden Spoon!" "Check!" "Vantage!"
+ "Leg before!"<br>
+ "Last lap!" "Pass Nap!" At his saddle-flap I put up the helm and
+ wore.<br><br>
+
+ You may overlap at the saddle-flap, and yet be loo'd on the tape:<br>
+ And it all depends upon changing ends, how a seven-year-old will
+ shape;<br>
+ It was tack and tack to the Lepe and back&mdash;a fair ding-dong to the
+ Ridge,<br>
+ And he led by his forward canvas yet as we shot neath Hammersmith
+ Bridge.<br><br>
+
+ He led by his forward canvas&mdash;he led from his strongest suit&mdash;<br>
+ But along we went on a roaring scent, and at Fawley I gained a foot.<br>
+ He fisted off with his jigger, and gave me his wash&mdash;too late!<br>
+ Deuce&mdash;vantage&mdash;check! By neck and neck, we rounded into the
+ straight.<br><br>
+
+ I could hear the 'Conquering 'Ero' a-crashing on Godfrey's band,<br>
+ And my hopes fell sudden to zero, just there with the race in hand&mdash;<br>
+ In sight of the Turf's Blue Ribbon, in sight of the umpire's tape,<br>
+ As I felt the tack of her spinnaker crack, as I heard the steam
+ escape!<br><br>
+
+ Had I lost at that awful juncture my presence of mind?&#8230; but no!<br>
+ I leaned and felt for the puncture, and plugged it there with my toe
+ &#8230;<br>
+ Hand over hand by the Members' Stand I lifted and eased her up,<br>
+ Shot&mdash;clean and fair&mdash;to the crossbar there, and landed the Jubilee
+ Cup!<br><br>
+
+ "The odd by a head, and leg before," so the Judge he gave the word:<br>
+ And the Umpire shouted "Over!" but I neither spoke nor stirred.<br>
+ They crowded round: for there on the ground I lay in a dead-cold
+ swoon,<br>
+ Pitched neck and crop on the turf atop of my beautiful Wooden Spoon.<br><br>
+
+ Her dewlap tire was punctured, her bearings all red-hot;<br>
+ She'd a lolling tongue, and her bowsprit sprung, and her running gear
+ in a knot;<br>
+ And amid the sobs of her backers, Sir Robert loosened her girth<br>
+ And led her away to the knacker's. She had raced her last on earth!<br><br>
+
+ But I mind me well of the tear that fell from the eye of our noble
+ Prince,<br>
+ And the things he said as he tucked me in bed&mdash;and I've lain there
+ ever since;<br>
+ Tho' it all gets mixed up queerly that happened before my spill,<br>
+ &mdash;But I draw my thousand yearly: it'll pay for the doctor's bill.<br><br>
+
+ I'm going out with the tide, lad.&mdash;You'll dig me a humble grave,<br>
+ And whiles you will bring your bride, lad, and your sons
+ (if sons you have),<br>
+ And there, when the dews are weeping, and the echoes murmur "Peace!"<br>
+ And the salt, salt tide comes creeping and covers the popping-crease,<br><br>
+
+ In the hour when the ducks deposit their eggs with a boasted force,<br>
+ They'll look and whisper "How was it?" and you'll take them over the
+ course,<br>
+ And your voice will break as you try to speak of the glorious first
+ of June,<br>
+ When the Jubilee Cup, with John Jones up, was won upon Wooden Spoon.<br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>"To me," said a well-known authority upon education, "these athletics are
+the devil." To me no form of athletics is the devil but that of paying
+other people to be athletic for you; and this, unhappily&mdash;and partly, I
+believe, through our neglect to provide our elementary schools with decent
+playgrounds&mdash;is the form affected nowadays by large and increasing crowds
+of Englishmen. The youth of our urban populations would seem to be
+absorbed in this vicarious sport. It throngs the reading-rooms of free
+public libraries and working men's institutes in numbers which delight the
+reformer until he discovers that all this avidity is for racing tips and
+cricket or football "items." I am not, as a rule, a croaker; but I do not
+think the young Briton concerns himself as he did in the fifties, sixties,
+and seventies of the last century with poetry, history, politics, or
+indeed anything that asks for serious thought. I believe all this
+professional sport likely to be as demoralising for us as a nation as were
+the gladiatorial shows for Rome; and I cannot help attributing to it some
+measure of that combativeness at second-hand&mdash;that itch to fight anyone
+and everyone by proxy&mdash;which, abetted by a cheap press, has for twenty
+years been our curse.</p>
+
+<p>Curse or no curse, it is spreading; and something of its progress may be
+marked in the two following dialogues, the first of which was written in
+1897. Many of the names in it have already passed some way toward
+oblivion; but the moral, if I mistake not, survives them, and the warning
+has become more urgent than ever.</p>
+
+
+<br><br><br>
+<h4> THE FIRST DIALOGUE ON CRICKET.</h4>
+
+<h4> 1897.</h4>
+
+<p>Some time in the summer of 1897&mdash;I think towards the end of August&mdash;I was
+whiling away the close of an afternoon in the agreeable twilight of
+Mr. D&mdash;'s bookshop in the Strand, when I heard my name uttered by some one
+who had just entered; and, turning about, saw my friend Verinder, in
+company with Grayson and a strapping youth of twenty or thereabouts, a
+stranger to me. Verinder and Grayson share chambers in the Temple, on the
+strength (it is understood) of a common passion for cricket. Longer ago
+than we care to remember&mdash;but Cambridge bowlers remember&mdash;Grayson was
+captain of the Oxford eleven. His contemporary, Verinder, never won his
+way into the team: he was a comparatively poor man and obliged to read,
+and reading spoiled his cricket. Therefore he had to content himself with
+knocking up centuries in college matches, and an annual performance among
+the Seniors. It was rumoured that Grayson&mdash;always a just youth, too&mdash;
+would have given him his blue, had not Verinder's conscientiousness been
+more than Roman. My own belief is that the distinction was never offered,
+and that Verinder liked his friend all the better for it. At the same
+time the disappointment of what at that time of life was a serious
+ambition may account for a trace of acidity which began, before he left
+college, to flavour his comments on human affairs, and has since become
+habitual to him.</p>
+
+<p>Verinder explained that he and his companions were on their way home from
+Lord's, where they had been 'assisting'&mdash;he laid an ironical stress on the
+word&mdash;in an encounter between Kent and Middlesex. "And, as we were
+passing, I dragged these fellows in, just to see if old D&mdash;' had
+anything." Verinder is a book-collector. "By the way, do you know Sammy
+Dawkins? You may call him the Boy when you make his better acquaintance
+and can forgive him for having chosen to go to Cambridge. Thebes did his
+green, unknowing youth engage, and&mdash;as the <i>Oxford Magazine</i> gloomily
+prophesied&mdash;he bowls out Athens in his later age." The Boy laughed
+cheerfully and blushed. I felt a natural awe in holding out an
+exceedingly dusty hand to an athlete whose fame had already shaken the
+Antipodes. But it is the way of young giants to be amiable; and indeed
+this one saluted me with a respect which he afterwards accounted for
+ingenuously enough&mdash;"He always felt like that towards a man who had
+written a book: it seemed to him a tremendous thing to have done, don't
+you know?"</p>
+
+<p>I thought to myself that half an hour in Mr. D&mdash;'s shop (which contains
+new books as well as old) would correct his sense of the impressiveness of
+the feat. Indeed, I read a dawning trouble in the glance he cast around
+the shelves. "It takes a fellow's breath away," he confessed. "Such a
+heap of them! But then I've never been to the British Museum."
+
+"Then," said I, "you must be employing researchers for the book you are
+writing."</p>
+
+<p>"What?" he protested. "<i>Me</i> writing a book? Not likely!"</p>
+
+<p>"An article for some magazine, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a line."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, at least you have been standing for your photograph, to illustrate
+some book on Cricket that another fellow is writing."</p>
+
+<p>He laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"You have me there. Yes, I've been photographed in the act of bowling&mdash;
+'Before' and 'After': quite like Somebody's Hair Restorer."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said I, "and I wish you had contributed to the letterpress, too.
+For the wonder to me is, not that you cricketers write books (for all the
+world wants to read them), but that you do it so prodigiously well."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," said he, "you mean Ranji! But he's a terror."</p>
+
+<p>"I was thinking of him, of course; but of others as well. Here, for
+instance, is a book I have just bought, or rather an instalment of one:
+<i>The Encyclop&#230;dia of Sport</i>, edited by the Earl of Suffolk and Berkshire,
+Mr. Hedley Peek, and Mr. Aflalo, published by Messrs. Lawrence and Bullen:
+Part IV., CHA to CRO. I turn to the article on Cricket, and am referred
+'for all questions connected with fast bowling, and for many questions
+associated with medium and slow' to 'the following paper by Tom
+Richardson.'"</p>
+
+<p>"Tom Richardson ought to know," put in Grayson.</p>
+
+<p>"Good Heavens!" said I, "I am not disputing that! But I remember Ruskin's
+insisting&mdash;I think in <i>Sesame and Lilies</i>&mdash;that no true artist ever talks
+much of his art. The greatest are silent. 'The moment,' says Ruskin,
+'a man can really do his work he becomes speechless about it. All words
+become idle to him&mdash;all theories.' And he goes on to ask, in his
+vivacious way, 'Does a bird theorise about building its nest?'
+Well, as to that one cannot be sure. But I take it we may call Richardson
+a true artist?"</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly we may."</p>
+
+<p>"And allow that he can really do his work?"</p>
+
+<p>"Rather!"</p>
+
+<p>"Then it seems to me that Ruskin's rule may apply to other arts, but not
+to Cricket. For here is Richardson not only talking about fast bowling,
+but expressing himself with signal ease and precision. Listen to this,
+for instance:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'A ball is said to <i>break</i> when, on touching the ground, it deviates
+ sharply from its original line of flight.'</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"And again:&mdash;"</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'A ball is said to have 'spin' on it when it gains an acceleration of
+ pace, not necessarily a variation of direction, on touching the
+ ground.'</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"It would be hard, I think, to improve upon these definitions. But let me
+satisfy you that I was not exaggerating when I spoke of the dignity of
+Mr. Richardson's English style:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'The bowler, whether born or made, should cultivate and acquire a
+ high action and a good swing of arm and body, as such a delivery will
+ make the ball rise quickly and perpendicularly from the pitch; but
+ the action must at all costs be easy and free, qualities which
+ neither imitation nor education must allow to disappear.'</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"We often hear complaints&mdash;and reasonable ones for the most part&mdash;that the
+wage given to first-class professional cricketers is no longer adequate.
+But one of the pet arguments for increasing it is that their employment
+begins and ends with the summer. Now, I certainly think that, while
+bowlers write in this fashion, they can have little or nothing to dread
+from the winter months."</p>
+
+<p>"I declare," said Grayson, "I believe you are jealous!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, and why not? For, mark you, Mr. Richardson's is no singular case,
+of which we might say&mdash;to comfort ourselves&mdash;that the Goddess of Cricket,
+whom he serves so mightily, has touched his lips and inspired him for a
+moment. Turn over these pages. We poor novelists, critics, men of
+letters, have no such paper, such type, as are lavished on the experts who
+write here upon their various branches of sport. <i>Our</i> efforts are not
+illustrated by the Swan Engraving Company. And the rub for us is that
+these gentlemen deserve it all! I am not going to admit&mdash;to you, at any
+rate&mdash;that their subjects are of higher interest than ours, or of more
+importance to the world. But I confess that, as a rule, they make theirs
+more interesting. When Mr. C. B. Fry discourses about Long Jumping, or
+Mr. W. Ellis about Coursing, or Mr. F. C. J. Ford upon Australian Cricket,
+there are very few novelists to whom I had rather be listening. It cannot
+be mere chance that makes them all so eloquent; nor is it that they have
+all risen together to the height of a single great occasion; for though
+each must have felt it a great occasion when he was invited to assist in
+this sumptuous work, I remarked a similar eloquence in those who
+contributed, the other day, to Messrs. Longmans' 'Badminton Library.'
+When sportsmen take to writing admirable English, and peers of the realm
+to editing it, I hardly see where we poor men of letters can expect to
+come in."</p>
+
+<p>"The only cure that I can see," said Verinder, "is for Her Majesty to turn
+you into peers of the realm. Some of you suggest this from time to time,
+and hitherto it has puzzled me to discover why. But if it would qualify
+you to edit the writings of sportsmen&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"And why not? These books sell: and if aristocracy have its roots in
+Commerce, shall not the sale of books count as high as the sale of beer?
+The principle has been granted. Already the purveyors of cheap and
+wholesome literature are invited to kneel before the Queen, and receive
+the <i>accolade</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"She must want to cut Tit-bits out of them," put in the Boy.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course we must look at the proportion of profit. Hitherto the profits
+of beer and literature have not been comparable; but this wonderful boom
+in books of sport may redress the balance. Every one buys them. When you
+entered I was glancing through a volume of new verse, but without the
+smallest intention of buying it. My purchases, you see, are all sporting
+works, including, of course, Prince Ranjitsinhji's <i>Jubilee Book of
+Cricket</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"Just so," snapped Verinder. "You buy books about sport: we spend an
+afternoon in looking on at sport. And so, in one way or another, we
+assist at the damnation of the sporting spirit in England."</p>
+
+<p>When Verinder begins in this style an oration is never far distant.
+I walked back with the three to the Temple. On our way he hissed and
+sputtered like a kettle, and we had scarcely reached his chamber before he
+boiled over in real earnest.</p>
+
+<p>"We ought never to have been there! It's well enough for the Boy: he has
+been playing steadily all the summer, first for Cambridge and afterwards
+for his county. Now he has three days off and is taking his holiday.
+But Grayson and I&mdash;What the deuce have we to do in that galley?
+Far better we joined a club down at Dulwich or Tooting and put in a little
+honest play, of a week-end, on our own account. We should be crocks, of
+course: our cricketing is done. But we should be honest crocks.
+At least it is better to take a back row in the performance, and find out
+our own weakness, than pay for a good seat at Lord's or the Oval, and be
+Connoisseurs of what Abel and Hearne and Brockwell can and cannot do.
+If a man wants to sing the praises of cricket as a national game, let him
+go down to one of the Public Schools and watch its close or cricket-ground
+on a half-holiday: fifteen acres of turf, and a dozen games going on
+together, from Big Side down to the lowest form match: from three to four
+hundred boys in white flannels&mdash;all keen as mustard, and each occupied
+with his own game, and playing it to the best of his powers.
+<i>Playing it</i>&mdash;mark you: not looking on. That's the point: and that's what
+Wellington meant by saying&mdash;if he ever said it&mdash;that Waterloo was won upon
+the playing-fields at Eton. In my old school if a boy shirked the game he
+had a poor time. Say that he shirked it for an afternoon's lawn-tennis:
+it was lucky for him if he didn't find his racquet, next day, nailed up on
+the pavilion door like a stoat on a gamekeeper's tree. That was the
+sporting spirit, sir, if the sporting spirit means something that is to
+save England: and we shall not win another Waterloo by enclosing
+twenty-two gladiators in a ring of twenty-two thousand loafers, whose only
+exercise is to cheer when somebody makes a stroke, howl when some other
+body drops a catch, and argue that a batsman was not out when the umpire
+has given him 'leg-before.' Even at football matches the crowd has <i>some</i>
+chance of taking physical exercise on its own account&mdash;by manhandling the
+referee when the game is over. Sport? The average subscriber to Lord's
+is just as much of a sportsman as the Spaniard who watches a bull-fight,
+and just a trifle more of a sportsman than the bar-loafer who backs a
+horse he has never clapped eyes on. You may call it Cricket if you like:
+I call it assisting at a Gladiatorial Show. True cricket is left to the
+village greens."</p>
+
+<p>"Steady, old man!" protested the Boy.</p>
+
+<p>"I repeat it. For the spirit of the game you might have gone, a few years
+ago, to the Public Schools; but even they are infected now with the
+gladiatorial ideal. As it is you must go to the village green; for the
+spirit, you understand&mdash;not the letter&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I believe you!" chuckled young Dawkins. "Last season I put in an off day
+with the villagers at home. We played the nearest market town, and I put
+myself on to bowl slows. Second wicket down, in came the fattest man I
+ever saw. He was a nurseryman and seedsman in private life, and he fairly
+hid the wicket-keep. In the first over a ball of mine got up a bit and
+took him in the ab-do-men. 'How's that?' I asked. 'Well,' said the
+umpire, 'I wasn't azackly looking, so I leave it to you. If it hit en in
+the paunch, it's 'not out' and the fella must have suffered. But if it
+took en in the rear, I reckon it didn't hurt much, and it's 'leg-before.''
+I suppose that is what you would call the 'spirit' of cricket. But, I
+say, if you have such a down on Lord's and what you call the gladiatorial
+business, why on earth do you go?"</p>
+
+<p>"Isn't that the very question I've been asking myself?" replied Verinder
+testily.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps we have an explanation here," I suggested; for during Verinder's
+harangue I had settled myself in the window-seat, and was turning over the
+pages of Prince Ranjitsinhji's book.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'It is a grand thing for people who have to work most of their time
+ to have an interest in something or other outside their particular
+ groove. Cricket is a first-rate interest. The game has developed to
+ such a pitch that it is worth taking interest in. Go to Lord's and
+ analyse the crowd. There are all sorts and conditions of men there
+ round the ropes&mdash;bricklayers, bank-clerks, soldiers, postmen, and
+ stockbrokers. And in the pavilion are Q.C.'s, artists, archdeacons,
+ and leader-writers.&#8230;'"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"Oh, come!" Grayson puts in. "Isn't that rather hard on the stockbroker?"</p>
+
+<p>"It is what the book says.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Bad men, good men, workers and idlers, all are there, and all at one
+ in their keenness over the game.&#8230; Anything that puts very many
+ different kinds of people on a common ground must promote sympathy
+ and kindly feelings. The workman does not come away from seeing
+ Middlesex beating Lancashire, or vice versa, with evil in his heart
+ against the upper ten; nor the Mayfair <i>homme de plaisir</i> with a
+ feeling of contempt for the street-bred masses. Both alike are
+ thinking how well Mold bowled, and how cleanly Stoddart despatched
+ Briggs's high-tossed slow ball over the awning. Even that cynical
+ <i>nil admirari</i> lawyer&mdash;'"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I pointed a finger at Verinder.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Even that cynical <i>nil admirari</i> lawyer caught himself cheering
+ loudly when Sir Timothy planted Hallam's would-be yorker into the
+ press-box. True, he caught himself being enthusiastic, and broke off
+ at once&mdash;'"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"When I found it hadn't killed a reporter," Verinder explained. "But I
+hope Ranjitsinhji has some better arguments than these if he wants to
+defend gladiatorial cricket. At least he allows that a change has come
+over the game of late years, and that this change has to be defended?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he admits the change, and explains how it came about. In the
+beginning we had local club cricket pure and simple&mdash;the game of your
+Village Green, in fact. Out of this grew representative local cricket&mdash;
+that is, district or county cricket which flourished along with local club
+cricket. Out of county cricket, which in those days was only local
+cricket glorified, sprang exhibition or spectacular or gladiatorial
+cricket, which lived side by side with, but distinct from, the other.
+Finally, exhibition and county cricket merged and became one. And that is
+where we are now."</p>
+
+<p>"Does he explain how exhibition and county cricket came, as he puts it, to
+be merged into one?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. The introduction of spectacular cricket (he says) changed the basis
+of county cricket considerably. For many years the exhibition elevens and
+the counties played side by side; but gradually the former died out, and
+the new elements they had introduced into the game were absorbed into
+county cricket. The process was gradual, but in the end complete.
+The old county clubs and the new ones that from time to time sprang up
+added the exhibition side of cricket to the old local basis. The county
+clubs were no longer merely glorified local clubs, but in addition
+business concerns. They provided popular amusement and good cricket; in
+fact, they became what they are now&mdash;local in name, and partly local in
+reality, but also run upon exhibition or spectacular lines."</p>
+
+<p>"A truly British compromise! Good business at the bottom of it, and a
+touch of local sentiment by way of varnish. For of course the final
+excuse for calling an eleven after Loamshire (let us say), and for any
+pride a Loamshire man may take in its doings, is that its members have
+been bred and trained in Loamshire. But, because any such limitation
+would sorely affect the gate-money, we import players from Australia or
+Timbuctoo, stick a Loamshire cap with the county arms on the head of each,
+and confidently expect our public to swallow the fiction and provide the
+local enthusiasm undismayed."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Verinder, if you propose to preach rank Chauvinism, I have done.
+But I don't believe you are in earnest."</p>
+
+<p>"In a sense, I am not. My argument would exclude Ranjitsinhji himself
+from all matches but a few unimportant ones. I vote for Greater Britain,
+as you know: and in any case my best arguments would go down before the
+sheer delight of watching him at the wicket. Let the territorial fiction
+stand, by all means. Nay, let us value it as the one relic of genuine
+county cricket. It is the other side of the business that I quarrel
+with."</p>
+
+<p>"Be good enough to define the quarrel."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, then, I quarrel with the spectacular side of the New Cricket; which,
+when you come to look into it, is the gate-money side. How does
+Ranjitsinhji defend it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Let me see. 'Its justification is the pleasure it provides for large
+numbers of the public.'"</p>
+
+<p>"Quite so: the bricklayer and the stockbroker by the ropes, and the
+cynical lawyer in the pavilion! But I prefer to consider the interests of
+the game."</p>
+
+<p>"'From a purely cricket point of view,' he goes on, 'not much can be said
+against it.'"</p>
+
+<p>"Let us inquire into that. The New Cricket is a business concern: it
+caters for the bricklayer, the stockbroker, and the whole crowd of
+spectators. Its prosperity depends on the attraction it offers them.
+To attract them it must provide first-class players, and the county that
+cannot breed first-class players is forced to hire them. This is costly;
+but again the cash comes out of the spectators' pockets, in subscriptions
+and gate-money. Now are you going to tell me that those who pay the piper
+will refrain from calling the tune? Most certainly they will not.
+More and more frequently in newspaper reports of cricket-matches you find
+discussions of what is 'due to the public.' If stumps, for some reason or
+other, are drawn early, it is hinted that the spectators have a grievance;
+a captain's orders are canvassed and challenged, and so is the choice of
+his team; a dispute between a club and its servants becomes an affair of
+the streets, and is taken up by the press, with threats and
+counter-threats. In short, the interest of the game and the interest of
+the crowd may not be identical; and whereas a captain used to consider
+only the interest of the game, he is now obliged to consider both.
+Does Ranjitsinhji point this out?"</p>
+
+<p>"He seems, at any rate, to admit it; for I find this on page 232, in his
+chapter upon 'Captaincy':&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'The duties of a captain vary somewhat according to the kind of match
+ in which his side is engaged, and to the kind of club which has
+ elected him. To begin with, first-class cricket, including
+ representative M.C.C., county and university matches, is quite
+ different from any other&mdash;partly because the results are universally
+ regarded as more important, partly <i>because certain obligations
+ towards the spectators have to be taken into consideration.
+ The last point applies equally to any match which people pay to come
+ to see</i>.&#8230; With regard to gate-money matches. The captains of
+ the two sides engaged are, during the match, responsible for
+ everything in connection with it. <i>They are under an obligation to
+ the public to see that the match is played in such a way as the
+ public has a reasonable right to expect</i>.'"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"And pray," demanded Verinder, "what are these 'obligations towards the
+spectators,' and 'reasonable rights' of the public?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I suppose the public can reasonably demand punctuality in starting
+play; a moderate interval for luncheon and between innings; and that
+stumps shall not be drawn, nor the match abandoned, before the time
+arranged, unless circumstances make it absolutely necessary."</p>
+
+<p>"And who is to be judge of these circumstances."</p>
+
+<p>"The captain, I suppose."</p>
+
+<p>"In theory, yes; but he has to satisfy the crowd. It is the crowd's
+'reasonable right' to be satisfied; and by virtue of it the crowd becomes
+the final judge. It allows the captain to decide, but will barrack him if
+displeased with his decision. Moreover, you have given me examples to
+illustrate this 'reasonable right,' but you have not defined it.
+Now I want to know precisely how far it extends, and where it ceases.
+Does Ranjitsinhji provide this definition?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said I; "I cannot find that he does."</p>
+
+<p>"To be sure he does not; and for the simple reason that these claims on
+the side of the public are growing year by year. Already no one can say
+how much they cover, and assuredly no one can say where they are likely to
+stop. You observe that our author includes even University matches under
+the head of exhibition cricket, in which obligations towards the
+spectators have to be taken into account. You remember the scene at
+Lord's in 1893 when Wells purposely bowled no-balls; and again in 1896
+when Shine bowled two no-balls to the boundary and then a ball which went
+for four byes, the object in each case being to deprive Oxford of the
+follow-on. This policy was hotly discussed; and luckily the discussion
+spent itself on the question whether play could be at the same time within
+the laws and clean contrary to the ethics of cricket. But there was also
+a deal of talk about what was 'due to the public'; talk which would have
+been altogether wide of the mark in the old days, when Oxford and
+Cambridge met to play a mere friendly match and the result concerned them
+alone."</p>
+
+<p>"And is this," I asked, "the sum of your indictment?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I think that is all. And surely it is enough."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, as I make out, your chief objections to spectacular cricket are
+two. You hold that it gives vast numbers of people a false idea that they
+are joining in a sport when in truth they are doing no more than look on.
+And you contend that as the whole institution resolves itself more and
+more into a paid exhibition, the spectators will tend more and more to
+direct the development of the game; whereas cricket in your opinion should
+be uninfluenced by those who are outside the ropes?"</p>
+
+<p>"That is my case."</p>
+
+<p>"And I think, my dear Verinder, it is a strong one. But there is just one
+little point which you do not appear to have considered. And I was coming
+to it just now&mdash;or rather Prince Ranjitsinhji was coming to it&mdash;when you
+interrupted us. 'From a purely cricket point of view,' he was saying,
+'not much can be said against exhibition cricket.' And in the next
+sentence he goes on: 'At any rate it promotes skill in the game and keeps
+up the standard of excellence.'"</p>
+
+<p>"To be sure it does that."</p>
+
+<p>"And cricket is played by the best players to-day with more skill than it
+was by the best players of twenty or forty years ago?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I believe that; in spite of all we hear about the great Alfred Mynn
+and other bygone heroes."</p>
+
+<p>"Come then," said I, "tell me, Is Cricket an art?"</p>
+
+<p>"Decidedly it is."</p>
+
+<p>"Then Cricket, like other arts, should aim at perfection?"</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose so."</p>
+
+<p>"And that will be the highest aim of Cricket&mdash;its own perfection? And its
+true lovers should welcome whatever helps to make it perfect?"</p>
+
+<p>"I see what you are driving at," said he. "But Cricket is a social art,
+and must be judged by the good it does to boys and men. You, I perceive,
+make it an art-in-itself, and would treat it as the gardeners treat a fine
+chrysanthemum, nipping off a hundred buds to feed and develop a single
+perfect bloom."</p>
+
+<p>"True: we must consider it also as a social art. But, my dear fellow, are
+you not exaggerating the destruction necessary to produce the perfect
+bloom? You talk of the crowd at Lord's or the Oval as if all these
+thousands were diverted from honest practice of the game to the ignoble
+occupation of looking on; whereas two out of three of them, were this
+spectacle not provided, would far more likely be attending a horse-race,
+or betting in clubs and public-houses. The bricklayer, the stockbroker,
+the archdeacon, by going to see Lockwood bowl, depopulate no village
+green. You judge these persons by yourself, and tell yourself
+reproachfully that but for this attraction <i>you</i>, John Verinder, would be
+creditably perspiring at a practice-net in Tooting or Dulwich; whereas,
+the truth is&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Why are you hesitating?"</p>
+
+<p>"Because it is not a very pleasant thing to say. But the truth is, your
+heart and your conscience in this matter of athletics are a little younger
+than your body."</p>
+
+<p>"You mean that I am getting on for middle age."</p>
+
+<p>"I mean that, though you talk of it, you will never subscribe to that
+suburban club. You will marry; you will be made a judge: you will attend
+cricket matches, and watch from the pavilion while your son takes block
+for his first score against the M.C.C.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "And when with envy Time transported,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Shall think to rob us of our joys,</span><br><br>
+ I, with my girls (if I ever have any), will sit on the top of a drag
+ (if I ever acquire one) and teach them at what to applaud,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> While you go a-batting with your boys."</span></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Verinder pulled a wry face, and the Boy smacked him on the back and
+exhorted him to "buck up."</p>
+
+<p>"And the round world will go on as before, and the sun will patrol Her
+Majesty's dominions, and still where the Union Jack floats he will pass
+the wickets pitched and white-flannelled Britons playing for all they are
+worth, while men of subject races keep the score-sheet. And still when he
+arrives at this island he will look down on green closes and approve what
+we all allow to be one of the most absolutely gracious sights on earth&mdash;
+the ordered and moving regiments of schoolboys at cricket. Grayson,
+reach round to that shelf against which your chair is tilted; take down
+poor Lefroy's poems, and read us that sonnet of his, 'The Bowler.'"</p>
+
+<p>Grayson found the book and the place, and read:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Two minutes' rest till the next man goes in!<br>
+ The tired arms lie with every sinew slack<br>
+ On the mown grass. Unbent the supple back,<br>
+ And elbows apt to make the leather spin<br>
+ Up the slow bat and round the unwary shin,&mdash;<br>
+ In knavish hands a most unkindly knack;<br>
+ But no guile shelters under the boy's black<br>
+ Crisp hair, frank eyes, and honest English skin.<br>
+ Two minutes only! Conscious of a name,<br>
+ The new man plants his weapon with profound<br>
+ Long-practised skill that no mere trick may scare.<br>
+ Not loth, the rested lad resumes the game:<br>
+ The flung ball takes one maddening, tortuous bound,<br>
+ And the mid-stump three somersaults in air!"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"Topping!" the Boy ejaculated. "Who wrote it?"</p>
+
+<p>"His name was Lefroy. He died young. He left Oxford a few years before
+we went up. And I think," continued Verinder, musing, "that I, who detest
+making acquaintances, would give at this moment a considerable sum to have
+known him. Well," he continued, turning to me and puffing at his pipe,
+"so you warn Grayson and me that we must prepare to relinquish these and
+all the other delights sung by Lefroy and Norman Gale and that other
+poet&mdash;anonymous, but you know the man&mdash;in his incomparable parody of
+Whitman: 'the perfect feel of a fourer'&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'The thousand melodious cracks, delicious cracks, the responsive
+ echoes of my comrades and the hundred thence resulting runs,
+ passionately yearned for, never, never again to be forgotten.<br><br>
+
+ "'Overhead meanwhile the splendid silent sun, blending all, fusing
+ all, bathing all in floods of soft ecstatic perspiration.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"&mdash;To all this we must say good-bye. And what do you offer us in
+exchange?"</p>
+
+<p>"Merely the old consolation that life is short, art is long; that while
+you grow old, cricket in other hands will be working out its perfection,
+and your son, when you have one, will start with higher ideals than you
+ever dreamed of."</p>
+
+<p>"And this perfection&mdash;will it ever be attained?"</p>
+
+<p>"I dare say never. For perhaps we may say after Plato, and without
+irreverence, that the pattern of perfect cricket is laid up somewhere in
+the skies, and out of man's reach. But between it and ordinary cricket we
+may set up a copy of perfection, as close as man can make it, and, by
+little and little, closer every year. This copy will be preserved, and
+cared for, and advanced, by those professional cricketers against whom the
+unthinking have so much to say; by these and by the few amateurs who, as
+time goes on, will be found able to bear the strain. For the search after
+perfection is no light one, and will admit of no half-hearted service.
+I say nothing here of material rewards, beyond reminding you that your
+professional cricketer is poorly paid in comparison with an inferior
+singer of the music-halls, although he gives twice as much pleasure as
+your <i>lion comique</i>, and of a more innocent kind. But he does more than
+this. He feeds and guards the flame of art; and when his joints are stiff
+and his vogue is past, he goes down as groundman and instructor to a
+public school, and imparts to a young generation what knowledge he can of
+the high mysteries whose servant he has been: quite like the philosopher
+in the <i>Republic</i>&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Steady on!" interposed Grayson. "How on earth will the Boy stand up to
+Briggs' bowling if you put these notions in his head? He'll be
+awe-struck, and begin to fidget with his right foot."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, fire ahead!" said that cheerful youth. He had possessed himself of
+Prince Ranjitsinhji's book and coiled himself comfortably into a wicker
+chair.&mdash;"You're only rotting, I know. And you've passed over the most
+important sentence in the whole book. Listen to this: 'There are very few
+newspaper readers who do not turn to the cricket column first when the
+morning journal comes; who do not buy a halfpenny evening paper to find
+out how many runs W.G. or Bobby Abel has made.' That's the long and short
+of the matter. Verinder, which do you read first in your morning paper&mdash;
+the Foreign Intelligence or the Cricket News?"</p>
+
+<br><br><br>
+<h4> THE SECOND DIALOGUE.</h4>
+
+<h4> 1905.</h4>
+
+<p>A few days ago&mdash;to be precise, on Saturday the 24th of this month&mdash;my
+friend Verinder reminded me of the long-past conversation. We had met by
+appointment at Paddington to travel down to Windsor for the second day of
+the Eton and Winchester match, taking with us (or rather, being taken by)
+a youngster whom we call The Infant. The Infant, who talks little save in
+the bosom of his family, and even so preserves beneath his talk that fine
+reticence of judgment which most adorns the age of fifteen, not
+unfrequently surprises me by his experiments in the art of living.
+On this occasion, while I was engaged in the booking-office and Verinder
+in scanning the shelves of Messrs. Smith's bookstall, he had found our
+train, chosen our compartment, and laid out twopence in four halfpenny
+papers, which he spread on the cushions by way of reserving our seats.</p>
+
+<p>"But why four," I asked, "seeing there are but three of us?"</p>
+
+<p>"It will give us more room," he answered simply.</p>
+
+<p>He had hoped, I doubt not, by this devise to retain the whole compartment;
+but the hope was soon and abruptly frustrated by a tall, well-dressed and
+pompous man who came striding down the platform while we idled by the
+door, and thrusting past us almost before we could give way, entered the
+compartment, dropped into a corner seat, tossed his copy of <i>The Times</i> on
+to the seat opposite, took off his top-hat, examined it, replaced it when
+satisfied of its shine, drew out a spare handkerchief, opened it, flicked
+a few specks of dust from his patent-leather boots, looked up while
+reaching across for <i>The Times</i>, recognised me with a nod and a "Good
+morning!" and buried himself in his paper.</p>
+
+<p>I on my part, almost before glancing at his face, had recognised him by
+his manner for a personage next to whom it has been my lot to sit at one
+or two public banquets. I will call him Sir John Crang. He is a
+K.C.M.G., a Colonial by birth and breeding, a Member of Parliament, and a
+person of the sort we treat in these days with consideration. Since the
+second year of Jubilee (in which he was knighted) he and his kind have
+found themselves at ease in Sion, and of his kind he has been perhaps the
+most fortunate. In his public speeches he alludes to himself humorously
+as a hustler. He has married a wealthy lady, in every other respect too
+good for him, entertains largely at dinners which should be private but
+are reported in the press, and advocates conscription for the youth of
+Great Britain. Upon conscription for his native colony, as upon any other
+of its duties towards Imperial defence, if you question him, you will find
+him sonorously evasive.</p>
+
+<p>The Infant, accustomed to surprise at the extent of my acquaintance,
+gazed at him politely for a moment as we took our seats and the train
+moved out of the station. I noted a veiled disapproval in his eye as he
+picked up a newspaper, and at that moment Verinder, who had picked up
+another, emitted a noise not unlike the snort of the engine as it gathered
+speed. I glanced at him in some apprehension. Verinder's bearing toward
+strangers is apt to be brutal, and by an instinct acquired as his
+companion on old reading-parties I was prepared to be apologetic.</p>
+
+<p>His ill-humour, however, had nothing to do with Sir John Crang. He had
+laid the newspaper across his knee, and was pointing to it with a scornful
+forefinger.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here," he said. "Do you remember a talk we had some years ago&mdash;you
+and I and Grayson? It started in D&mdash;'s shop one afternoon after a Kent
+and Middlesex match. You ought to remember, for I picked up the <i>Pall
+Mall Magazine</i> a month later and found you had made copy out of it."</p>
+
+<p>"To be sure," said I. "We discussed cricket, and a number of reputations
+then well known, about which the public troubles itself no longer.
+Let us try their names upon The Infant here, and discover with how many of
+them he is acquainted."</p>
+
+<p>"We discussed," said Verinder, "the vulgarisation of cricket. You made
+me say some hard things about it, but be hanged to me if anything I
+prophesied then came near to <i>this</i>! Listen&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'I suppose I may say that, after some luck at starting, I played a
+ pretty good innings: but a total of 240 is poor enough for first
+ knock on such a wicket as Hove, and, as things stand, the omens are
+ against us. However, as I write this wire the clouds are gathering,
+ and there's no denying that a downfall during the night may help our
+ chances.'"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"What on earth are you reading?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Stay a moment. Here's another&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'With Jones's wicket down, the opposition declared, somewhat to the
+ annoyance of the crowd: and indeed, with Robinson set and playing the
+ prettiest strokes all around the wicket, I must admit that they
+ voiced a natural disappointment. They had paid their money, and,
+ after the long period of stonewalling which preceded the tea
+ interval, a crowded hour of glorious life would have been
+ exhilarating, and perhaps was no more than their due.
+ Dickson, however, took his barracking good-humouredly. Towards the
+ end Jones had twice appealed against the light.'"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"I suppose," said I, "that is how cricket strikes the Yellow Press.
+Who are the reporters?"</p>
+
+<p>"The reporters are the captains of two county teams&mdash;two first-class
+county teams; and they are writing of a match actually in progress at this
+moment. Observe A.'s fine sense of loyalty to a captain's duty in his
+published opinion that his side is in a bad way. Remark his chivalrous
+hope for a sodden wicket to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>"It is pretty dirty," I agreed.</p>
+
+<p>Verinder snorted. "I once tried to kill a man at mid-on for wearing a
+pink shirt. But these fellows! They ought to wear yellow flannels."</p>
+
+<p>"What, by the way, is the tea interval?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"It is an interval," answered Verinder seriously, "in which the opposing
+captains adjourn to the post office and send telegrams about themselves
+and one another."</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me," put in Sir John Crang, looking up from his <i>Times</i> and
+addressing me, "but I quite agree with what you and your friend are
+saying. Interest in the Australian tour, for instance, I can understand;
+it promotes good feeling, and anything that draws closer the bonds of
+interest between ourselves and the colonies is an imperial asset."</p>
+
+<p>"Good Lord!" murmured Verinder.</p>
+
+<p>Sir John fortunately did not hear him. "But I agree with you," he
+continued, "in condemning this popular craze for cricket <i>per se</i>, which
+is after all but a game with a ball and some sticks. I will not go the
+length of our imperial poet and dub its votaries 'flannelled fools.'
+That was poetical license, eh? though pardonable under the circumstances.
+But, as he has said elsewhere, 'How little they know of England who only
+England know.'" (At this point I reached out a foot and trod hard on
+Verinder's toe.) "And to the broader outlook&mdash;I speak as a pretty wide
+traveller&mdash;this insular absorption in a mere game is bewildering."</p>
+
+<p>"Infant!" said Verinder suddenly, still under repression of my foot,
+"What are you reading?"</p>
+
+<p>The Infant looked up sweetly, withdrawing himself from his paper, however,
+by an effort.</p>
+
+<p>"There's a Johnny here who tells you how Bosanquet bowls with what he
+calls his 'over-spin.' He has a whole column about it with figures, just
+like Euclid; and the funny thing is, Bosanquet writes just after to say
+that the Johnny knows nothing about it."</p>
+
+<p>"Abandoned child," commanded Verinder, "pass me the paper. You are within
+measurable distance of studying cricket for its own sake, and will come to
+a bad end."</p>
+
+<p>Within twenty seconds he and The Infant were intently studying the
+diagrams, which Verinder demonstrated to be absurd, while Sir John, a
+little huffed by his manner, favoured me with a vision of England as she
+should be, with her ploughshares beaten into Morris Tubes.</p>
+
+<p>In the midst of this discourse Verinder looked up.</p>
+
+<p>"Let us not despair of cricket," says he. "She has her victories, but as
+yet no prizes to be presented with public speeches."</p>
+
+<p>"Curious fellow that friend of yours," said Sir John, as he took leave of
+me on Windsor platform. "Yes, yes, I saw how you humoured him: but why
+should he object to a man's playing cricket in a pink shirt?"</p>
+
+<p>He went on his way toward the Castle, while we turned our faces for Agar's
+Plough and the best game in the world.</p>
+<br><br>
+<a name="2HCH0007"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<br><br>
+<h3>JULY.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Our Parliamentary Candidate&mdash;or Prospective Candidate, as we cautiously
+call him&mdash;has been visiting us, and invited me to sit on the platform and
+give the speeches my moral support. I like our candidate, who is young,
+ardent, good-natured, and keeps his temper when he is heckled; seems,
+indeed, to enjoy being heckled, and conciliates his opponents by that
+bright pugnacity which a true Briton loves better than anything else in
+politics. I appreciate, too, the compliment he pays me. But I wish he
+would not choose to put his ardour in competition with Sirius and the
+dog-days; and I heartily wish he had not brought down Mr. Blank, M.P.,
+to address us in his support.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Blank and I have political opinions which pass, for convenience, under
+a common label. Yet there are few men in England whose attitude of mind
+towards his alleged principles I more cordially loathe. Not to put too
+fine a point upon it, I think him a hypocrite. But he has chosen the side
+which is mine, and I cannot prevent his saying a hundred things which I
+believe.</p>
+
+<p>We will suppose that Mr. Blank is a far honester fellow than I am able to
+think him. Still, and at the best, he is a sort of composite photograph
+of your average Member of Parliament&mdash;the type of man to whom Great
+Britain commits the direction of her affairs and, by consequence, her
+well-doing and her well-being and her honour. Liberal or Conservative,
+are not the features pretty much the same? a solid man, well past fifty,
+who has spent the prime of his life in business and withdrawn from it with
+a good reputation and a credit balance equally satisfactory to himself and
+his bankers. Or it may be that he has not actually retired but has turned
+to politics to fill up those leisure hours which are the reward or
+vexation (as he chooses to look at them) of a prosperous man of business;
+for, as Bagehot pointed out, the life of a man of business who employs his
+own capital, and employs it nearly always in the same way, is by no means
+fully employed. "If such a man is very busy, it is a sign of something
+wrong. Either he is working at detail, which subordinates would do
+better, or he is engaged in too many speculations." In consequence our
+commerce abounds with men of great business ability and experience who,
+being short of occupation, are glad enough to fill up their time with work
+in Parliament, as well as proud to write M.P. after their names.
+For my part I can think of nothing better calculated to reassure anyone
+whose dreams are haunted by apprehensions of wild-cat legislative schemes,
+or the imminence of a Radical millennium, than five minutes' contemplation
+of our champions of progress as they recline together, dignified and
+whiskered and bland, upon the benches of St. Stephen's.</p>
+
+<p>But let us proceed with our portrait, which I vow is a most pleasing one.
+Our typical legislator is of decent birth, or at least hopeful of
+acquiring what he rightly protests to be but 'the guinea stamp' by
+judiciously munificent contributions to his party's purse; honest and
+scrupulous in dealing; neither so honest nor so scrupulous in thinking;
+addicted to phrases and a trifle too impatient of their meaning, yet of
+proved carefulness in drawing the line between phrase and practice; a
+first-rate committeeman (and only those who have sat long in committee can
+sound the depths of this praise); locally admired; with much <i>bonhomie</i>
+of manner, backed by a reputation for standing no nonsense; good-tempered,
+honestly anxious to reconcile conflicting interests and do the best for
+the unconflicting ones of himself and his country; but above all a man who
+knows where to stop. I vow (I repeat) he makes a dignified and amiable
+figure. One can easily understand why people like to be represented by
+such a man. It gives a feeling of security&mdash;a somewhat illusory one, I
+believe; and security is the first instinct of a state. One can
+understand, why the exhortations, dehortations, precepts, and instructions
+of parents, preachers, schoolmasters tend explicitly and implicitly to the
+reproduction of this admired bloom.</p>
+
+<p>Yet one may whisper that it has&mdash;shall we say?&mdash;its failings; and its
+failings are just those which are least to be commended to the emulation
+of youth. It is, for instance, constitutionally timid. Violent action of
+any kind will stampede it in a panic, and, like the Countess in <i>Evan
+Harrington</i>, it "does not ruffle well." It betrays (I think) ill-breeding
+in its disproportionate terror whenever an anarchist bomb explodes, and in
+the ferocity of its terror it can be crueller than the assailant.
+"My good people," it provokes one to say, "by all means stamp out these
+dangers, but composedly, as becomes men conscious of their strength.
+Even allowing for the unscrupulousness of your assailant, you have still
+nine hundred and ninety-nine out of a thousand of the odds in your favour;
+and so long as you answer the explosions of weak anarchy by cries
+suggestive of the rage of the sheep, you merely raise the uncomfortable
+suspicion that, after all, there must be something amiss with a
+civilisation which counts you among its most expensive products."</p>
+
+<p>But in the untroubled hour of prosperity this weakness of breeding is
+scarcely less apparent. Our admired bloom is admired rather for not doing
+certain things than for doing others. His precepts are cautious and
+mainly negative. He does not get drunk (in public at any rate), and he
+expends much time and energy in preventing men from getting drunk. But
+he does not lead or heartily incite to noble actions, although at times&mdash;
+when he has been badly frightened&mdash;he is ready to pay men handsomely to do
+them. He wins and loses elections on questions of veto. He had rather
+inculcate the passive than the active virtues. He prefers temperance and
+restraint to energy and resolve. He thinks more of the organisation than
+the practice of charity, esteems a penny saved as three halfpence gained,
+had liefer detect an impostor than help a deserving man. He is apt to
+label all generous emotions as hysterical, and in this he errs; for when a
+man calls the generous emotions hysterical he usually means that he would
+confuse them with hysterics if they happened to him.</p>
+
+<p>Now the passive virtues&mdash;continence, frugality, and the like&mdash;are
+desirable, but shade off into mere want of pluck; while the active
+virtues&mdash;courage, charity, clemency, cheerfulness, helpfulness&mdash;are ever
+those upon which the elect and noble souls in history have laid the
+greater stress. I frankly detest Blank, M.P., because I believe him to be
+a venal person, a colourable (and no doubt self-deceiving) imitation of
+the type. But, supposing him to be the real thing, I still think that, if
+you want a model for your son, you will do better with Sir Philip Sidney.
+If ever a man illustrated the beauty of the active virtues in his life and
+in his death, that man was Sidney; but he also gave utterance in noble
+speech to his belief in them. In the <i>Apologie for Poetrie</i> you will find
+none of your art-for-art's-sake chatter: Sidney boldly takes the line that
+poetry helps men, and helps them not to well-being only, but to
+well-doing, and again helps them to well-doing not merely by teaching
+(as moral philosophy does) but by inciting. For an instance&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Who readeth &#198;neas carrying old Anchises on his back that wisheth not
+ it were his fortune to perform so-excellent an act?"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>There speaks, anticipating Zutphen, the most perfect knight in our
+history. Again&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Truly I have known men that even with reading <i>Amadis de Gaule</i>
+ (which, God knoweth, wanteth much of a perfect poesy) have found
+ their hearts moved to the exercise of courtesy, liberality, and
+ especially courage."&mdash;</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>All active virtues be it noted. "We are not damned for doing wrong,"
+writes Stevenson, "but for not doing right. Christ will never hear of
+negative morality: <i>Thou shalt</i> was ever His word, with which He
+superseded <i>Thou shalt not</i>. To make our morality centre on forbidden
+acts is to defile the imagination and to introduce into our judgments of
+our fellow-men a secret element of gusto.&#8230; In order that a man may be
+kind and honest it may be needful that he should become a total abstainer:
+let him become so then, and the next day let him forget the circumstance.
+Trying to be kind and honest will require all his thoughts." Yet how many
+times a day will we say 'don't' to our children for once that we say 'do'?
+But here I seem to be within reasonable distance of discussing original
+sin, and so I return to Mr. Blank.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>I do not like Mr. Blank; and I disliked his speech the other night so
+heartily that it drove me to sit down when I reached home and put my
+reflections into verse; into a form of verse, moreover, which (I was
+scornfully aware) Mr. Blank would understand as little as the matter of
+it. He would think them both impractical. Heaven help the creature!</p>
+
+<h4> CHANT ROYAL OF HIGH VIRTUE.</h4>
+
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> Who lives in suit of armour pent,<br>
+ <span class = "ind3">And hides himself behind a wall,</span><br>
+ For him is not the great event,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The garland, nor the Capitol.</span><br>
+ And is God's guerdon less than they?<br>
+ Nay, moral man, I tell thee Nay:<br>
+ Nor shall the flaming forts be won<br>
+ By sneaking negatives alone,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> By Lenten fast or Ramaz&#224;n,</span><br>
+ But by the challenge proudly thrown&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> <i>Virtue is that beseems a Man!</i></span><br><br>
+
+ God, in His Palace resident<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Of Bliss, beheld our sinful ball,</span><br>
+ And charged His own Son innocent<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Us to redeem from Adam's fall.</span><br>
+ &mdash;"Yet must it be that men Thee slay."<br>
+ &mdash;"Yea, tho' it must must I obey,"<br>
+ Said Christ,&mdash;and came, His royal Son,<br>
+ To die, and dying to atone<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> For harlot and for publican.</span><br>
+ Read on that rood He died upon&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> <i>Virtue is that beseems a Man!</i></span><br><br>
+
+ And by that rood where He was bent<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> I saw the world's great captains all</span><br>
+ Go riding to the tournament&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Cyrus the Great and Hannibal,</span><br>
+ C&#230;sar of Rome and Attila,<br>
+ Lord Charlemagne with his array,<br>
+ Lord Alisaundre of Macedon&mdash;<br>
+ With flaming lance and habergeon<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> They passed, and to the rataplan</span><br>
+ Of drums gave salutation&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> <i>Virtue is that beseems a Man!</i></span><br><br>
+
+ Had tall Achilles lounged in tent<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> For aye, and Xanthus neigh'd in stall,</span><br>
+ The towers of Troy had ne'er been shent,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Nor stay'd the dance in Priam's hall.</span><br>
+ Bend o'er thy book till thou be grey,<br>
+ Read, mark, perpend, digest, survey&mdash;<br>
+ Instruct thee deep as Solomon&mdash;<br>
+ One only chapter thou shalt con,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> One lesson learn, one sentence scan,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> One title and one colophon&mdash;</span><br>
+ <i>Virtue is that beseems a Man!</i><br><br>
+
+ High Virtue's hest is eloquent<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> With spur and not with martingall:</span><br>
+ Sufficeth not thou'rt continent:<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> BE COURTEOUS, BRAVE, AND LIBERAL.</span><br>
+ God fashion'd thee of chosen clay<br>
+ For service, nor did ever say<br>
+ "Deny thee this," "Abstain from yon,"<br>
+ Save to inure thee, thew and bone,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To be confirm&#232;d of the clan</span><br>
+ That made immortal Marathon&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> <i>Virtue is that beseems a Man!</i></span><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+<h4> ENVOY.</h4>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> Young Knight, the lists are set to-day:<br>
+ Hereafter shall be long to pray<br>
+ In sepulture with hands of stone.<br>
+ Ride, then! outride the bugle blown<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And gaily dinging down the van</span><br>
+ Charge with a cheer&mdash;Set on! Set on!<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> <i>Virtue is that beseems a Man!</i></span><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>A friend to whom I showed these verses remarked that Mr. Blank was indeed
+a person who fed his soul upon negatives; but that I possibly did him some
+injustice in charging so much of this to timidity, whereas the scent lay
+rather in the gusto with which he judged his fellow-men.</p>
+
+<p>"And, by the way," said he, "is there not some gusto in the scorn with
+which you are judging Mr. Blank at this moment?" "Do you remember," I
+answered, "how that man, after voting for war the other day, went straight
+off to a meeting of the Peace Society and put up a florid appeal to the
+Prince of Peace for a time when wars should be no more? Let him be,
+however: I do wrong to lose my temper with him. But on this matter of
+national timidity I have something to say.&#8230;"</p>
+
+<p>I have been reading John Holland's two <i>Discourses of the Navy</i>, written
+in 1638 and 1659, and published the other day by the Navy Records Society.
+The object of Mr. Holland's discourses was to reform the Navy, purge it of
+abuses, and strengthen it for the defence of this realm; and I have been
+curious to compare his methods with those of our own Navy League, which
+has been making such a noise for ten years or so. The first thing I
+observe is the attitude of mind in which he approaches his subject:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "If either the honour of a nation, commerce or trust with all nations,
+ peace at home, grounded upon our enemies' fear or love of us abroad,
+ and attended with plenty of all things necessary either for the
+ preservation of the public weal or thy private welfare, be things
+ worthy thy esteem (though it may be beyond thy shoal conceit) then
+ next to God and thy King give thy thanks for the same to the Navy.
+ As for honour, who knows not (that knows anything) that in all
+ records of late times of actions, chronicled to the everlasting fame
+ and renown of this nation, still the naval part is the thread that
+ runs through the whole wooft, the burden of the song, the scope of
+ the text?&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>He proceeds to enumerate some particular commercial advantages due to our
+mastery of the sea, and sums up in these words:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Suffice it thus far, nothing under God, who doth all, hath brought so
+ much, so great commerce to this Kingdom as the rightly noble
+ employments of our navy; a wheel, if truly turned, that sets to work
+ all Christendom by its motion; a mill, if well extended, that in a
+ sweet yet sovereign composure contracts the grist of all nations to
+ its own dominions, and requires only the tribute of its own people,
+ not for, but towards, its maintenance."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>The eloquence may be turgid, but the attitude is dignified. The man does
+not scold; does not terrify. He lays his stress on the benefits of a
+strong navy&mdash;on the renown it has won for England in the past. He assumes
+his readers to be intelligent men, amenable to advice which will help them
+to perpetuate this renown and secure these benefits in time to come.
+His exordium over, he settles down to an exposition of the abuses which
+are impairing our naval efficiency, and suggests reforms, some wisely
+conceived, others not so wisely, with the business-like, confident air of
+one who knows what he is talking about.</p>
+
+<p>Now I open the prospectus in which our Navy League started out to make
+everyone's flesh creep, and come plump upon language of this sort:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "It is the close, let us suppose, of our second month of war.
+ The fleet has been neglected, and has been overwhelmed, unready and
+ unprepared. We have been beaten twice at sea, and our enemies have
+ established no accidental superiority, but a permanent and
+ overwhelming one. The telegraph cables have been severed, one and
+ all; these islands are in darkness."&mdash;</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>For presumably the gas-mains, as well as the cables, have been 'severed'
+(imposing word!)&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> &mdash;"Under a heavy cloud of woe. Invasion is in the air, our armies
+ are mustering in the south. We are cut off from the world, and can
+ only fitfully perceive what is happening. Our liners have been
+ captured or sunk on the high seas; our ocean tramps are in our
+ enemies' hands; British trade is dead, killed by the wholesale
+ ravages of the hostile cruisers. Our ports are insulted or held up
+ to ransom, when news reaches us from India it is to the effect that
+ the enemy is before our troops, a native insurrection behind.
+ Malta has fallen, and our outlying positions are passing from our
+ hands. Food is contraband, and may not be imported. Amid the jeers
+ of Europe 'the nation of shopkeepers' is writhing in its death
+ agony."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Pretty, is it not? But let us have just a little more.</p>
+
+<h4> "COMMERCIAL COLLAPSE.</h4>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "And what of the internal, of the social position? Consols have
+ fallen to nearly 30; our vast investments in India have been lost;
+ trade no longer exists.&#8230; The railways have no traffic to carry.
+ &#8230; Banks and companies are failing daily. . . The East End of
+ London is clamouring for bread and peace at any price. If we fall,
+ we fall for ever.&#8230; The working man has to choose whether he will
+ have lighter taxation for the moment, starvation and irretrievable
+ ruin for the future&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>&mdash;And so on, till Z stands for Zero, or nothing at all. Or, as the late
+Mr. Lear preferred to write:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Z said, 'Here is a box of Zinc, Get in, my little master!
+ We'll shut you up; we'll nail you down: we will, my little master!
+ We think we've all heard quite enough of this your sad disaster!'"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>To speak as seriously as may be, the language is no longer hortatory, like
+Holland's, but minatory, even comminatory. It is (as its author would not
+deny) the language of panic deliberately employed, a calculated attempt to
+strengthen the <i>mat&#233;riel</i> of the navy at the cost of Englishmen's fears.
+Now let me define my feeling towards the Navy League. As an ordinary
+British citizen, I must heartily approve its aim of strengthening the navy
+and keeping it efficient. As an ordinary reasonable man, I must admit
+that its efforts, if rightly directed, may be of great national service.
+But language such as I have quoted must (so far as it is not merely
+contemptible) be merely demoralising, and anyone who works on the fears of
+a nation&mdash;and especially of a nation which declines conscription and its
+one undoubted advantage of teaching men what war means&mdash;does a harm which
+is none the less wicked for being incalculable. These Navy Leaguers cry
+incessantly for more <i>material</i> strength. They tell us that in material
+strength we should at least be equal to any two other countries.
+A few months pass, and then, their appetite growing with the terror it
+feeds upon, they insist that we must be equal to any three other
+countries. Also "it does not appear," they sagely remark, "that Nelson
+and his contemporaries left any record as to what the proportion of the
+blockading should bear (<i>sic</i>) to one blockaded,"&mdash;a curious omission of
+Nelson's, to be sure! He may perhaps have held that it depended on the
+quality of the antagonists.</p>
+
+<p>To this a few ordinary stupid Britons like myself have always answered
+that no amount of <i>mat&#233;riel</i> can ever replace <i>morale</i>; and that all such
+panic-making is a mischievous attempt to lower the breed, and the more
+mischievous because its mischief may for a while be imperceptible.
+We can see our warships growing: we cannot see the stamina decaying; yet
+it is our stamina on which we must rely finally in the fatal hour of
+trial. We said this, and we were laughed at; insulted as unpatriotic&mdash;a
+word of which one may say in kindness that it would not so readily leap to
+the lips of professional patriots if they were able to understand what it
+means and, by consequence, how much it hurts.</p>
+
+<p>Yes, and behold, along comes Admiral Togo, and at one stroke proves that
+we were simply, absolutely and henceforward incontestably right!
+What were our little three-power experts doing on the morrow of Togo's
+victory? They are making irrelevant noises in the halfpenny press,
+explaining how Admiral Togo did it with an inferior force, and in a
+fashion that belies all their axioms. But I turn to <i>The Times</i> and I
+read:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "The event shows that mere material equality is but as dust in the
+ balance when weighed in the day of battle against superiority of
+ moral equipment."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>&mdash;Which, when you come to think of it, is precisely what Bacon meant when
+he wrote:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Walled Townes, stored Arcenalls and Armouries, Goodly Races of Horse,
+ Chariots of Warre, Elephants, Ordnance, Artillery and the like: all
+ this is but a Sheep in a Lion's skin except the Breed and disposition
+ of the People be stout and warlike. Nay, Number (it selfe) in Armies
+ importeth not much where the People is of weake Courage: For
+ (as <i>Virgil</i> saith) <i>it never troubles a Wolfe how many the Sheepe
+ be</i>."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Do our friends of the Navy League seriously believe that a principle as
+old as humankind can be suddenly upset by the invention of a submarine or
+of some novelty in guns? Even in their notions of what material strength
+means I hold them to be mistaken. The last resource which a nation ought
+to neglect is its financial credit. It was Walpole's long policy of peace
+which made possible Pitt's conquests. But I hold with far stronger
+conviction that he does wickedly who trades on a nation's cowardice to
+raise money for its protection. An old text, my masters! It seems a long
+while that some of us were preaching it in vain until Admiral Togo came
+along and proved it.</p>
+
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>I observe that a Member of Parliament for a West of England constituency
+(a better fellow than Mr. Blank, too) has been using one of the arguments
+with which these precious experts attacked me; that because I sometimes
+write novels I cannot be supposed to think seriously on public affairs.
+My only wonder is that those who hold this cloistral view of the province
+of a man of letters consider him worthy to pay income-tax.</p>
+
+<p>I pass over some tempting reflections on the queer anomaly that this
+prohibition should be addressed (as it so often is) by writers to writers,
+by newspaper writers to men who write books, and (so far as a distinction
+can be drawn) by men who write in a hurry to men who write deliberately.
+I wish to look quietly into the belief on which it rests and to inquire
+how that belief was come by.</p>
+
+<p>There certainly was a time when such a belief would have been laughed at
+as scarcely reasonable enough to be worth discussing. And that time,
+oddly enough, was almost conterminous with the greatest era of the
+world's literature, the greatest era of political discovery, and the
+greatest era of Empire-making. The men who made Athens and the men
+who made Rome would have disputed (I fear somewhat contemptuously) the
+axiom on which my friend the West Country member builds his case.
+They held it for axiomatic that the artist and man of letters ought
+not to work in cloistral isolation, removed from public affairs, and
+indifferent to them; that on the contrary they are direct servants of
+their State, and have a peculiar call to express themselves on matters of
+public moment. To convince you that I am not advancing any pet theory of
+my own let me present it in the words of a grave and judicious student,
+Mr. W. J. Courthope, late Professor of Poetry at Oxford:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "The idea of the State lay at the root of every Greek conception of
+ art and morals. For though, in the view of the philosopher, the
+ virtue of the good citizen was not always necessarily identical with
+ the virtue of the individual man, and though, in the city of Athens
+ at all events, a large amount of life was possible to the individual
+ apart from public interests, yet it is none the less true that the
+ life of the individual in every Greek city was in reality moulded by
+ the customary life, tradition and character, in one intranslatable
+ word, by the &#951;&#952;&#959;&#962; of the State. Out of this native soil grew
+ that recognised, though not necessarily public, system of education
+ (&#960;&#959;&#955;&#953;&#964;&#953;&#954;&#951; &#960;&#945;&#953;&#948;&#949;&#953;&#945), consisting of reading and writing, music
+ and gymnastic, which Plato and Aristotle themselves accepted as the
+ basis of the constitution of the State. But this preliminary
+ education was only the threshold to a subsequent system of political
+ training, of which, in Athens at least, every citizen had an
+ opportunity of availing himself by his right to participate in public
+ affairs; so that, in the view of Pericles, politics themselves were
+ an instrument of individual refinement. 'The magistrates,' said he,
+ in his great funeral oration, 'who discharge public trusts, fulfil
+ their domestic duties also; the private citizen, while engaged in
+ professional business, has competent knowledge of public affairs; for
+ we stand alone in regarding the man who keeps aloof from these latter
+ not as harmless, but as useless. Moreover, we always hear and
+ pronounce on public matters when discussed by our leaders, or perhaps
+ strike out for ourselves correct reasonings upon them; far from
+ accounting discussion an impediment to action, we complain only if we
+ are not told what is to be done before it becomes our duty to do it.'
+
+
+ "The strenuous exertion of the faculties of the individual in the
+ service of the State, described in these eloquent words, reflects
+ itself in the highest productions of Greek art and literature, and is
+ the source of that 'political' spirit which every one can detect,
+ alike in the poems of Homer and the sculpture of the Parthenon, as
+ the inspiring cause of the noblest efforts of imitation.
+ It prevailed most strongly through the period between the battle of
+ Marathon and the battle of Chaeronea, and has left its monuments in
+ such plays as the <i>Persae</i> and <i>Eumeuides</i> of &#198;schylus, the
+ <i>Antigone</i> of Sophocles, the <i>Clouds</i> of Aristophanes, the History
+ of Thucydides and the Orations of Demosthenes, its last embodiment
+ being perhaps the famous oath of that orator on the souls of those
+ who risked their lives at Marathon."&mdash;<i>History of English Poetry</i>,
+ vol. i., c 2.</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>In the most brilliant age of Greece, then, and of Greek art and letters,
+the civic spirit was the inspiring spirit. But as the Greek cities sank
+one by one before the Macedonian power and forfeited their liberties, this
+civic spirit died for lack of nourishment and exercise, and literature was
+driven to feed on itself&mdash;which is about the worst thing that can ever
+happen to it, and one of the worst things that can happen to a nation.
+The old political education gave place to an 'encyclop&#230;dic' education.
+The language fell into the hands of grammarians and teachers of rhetoric,
+whose inventions may have a certain interest of their own, but&mdash;to quote
+Mr. Courthope again&mdash;no longer reflect the feelings and energies of free
+political life. Roman literature drives home the same, or a similar,
+moral. "The greatness of Rome was as entirely civic in its origin as that
+of any Greek city, and, like the Greek cities, Rome in the days of her
+freedom, and while she was still fighting for the mastery, preserved a
+system of political education, both in the hearth and the Senate, which
+was suited to her character. Cato, the Censor, according to Plutarch,
+ 'wrote histories for his son, with his own hand, in large characters; so
+that without leaving his father's house he might gain a knowledge of the
+illustrious actions of the ancient Romans and the customs of his country':
+and what is of importance to observe," adds Mr. Courthope, "is that, even
+after the introduction of Greek culture, Cato's educational ideal was felt
+to be the foundation of Roman greatness by the orators and poets who
+adorned the golden age of Latin literature." The civic spirit was at once
+the motive and vitalising force of Cicero's eloquence, and still acts as
+its antiseptic. It breaks through the conventional forms of Virgil's
+Eclogues and Georgics, and declares itself exultantly in such passages as
+the famous eulogy&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Sed neque Medorum silvae, ditissima terra,<br>
+ Nec pulcher Ganges atque auro turbidus Hermus<br>
+ Laudibus Itali&#230; certent.&#8230;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>It closes the last Georgic on a high political note. Avowedly it inspires
+the <i>&#198;neid</i>. It permeates all that Horace wrote. These two poets never
+tire of calling on their countrymen to venerate the Roman virtues, to hold
+fast by the old Sabine simplicity and:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Pure religion breathing household laws."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Again, when the mischief was done, and Rome had accepted the Alexandrine
+model of education and literary culture, Juvenal reinvoked the old spirit
+in his denunciation of the hundred and more trivialities which the new
+spirit engendered. It was a belated, despairing echo. You cannot expect
+quite the same shout from a man who leads a forlorn sortie, and a man who
+defends a proud citadel while yet it is merely threatened. But, allowing
+for changed circumstances, you will find that Juvenal's is just the old
+civic spirit turned to fierceness by despair. And he strikes out
+unerringly enough at the ministers of Rome's decline&mdash;at the poets who
+chatter and the rhetoricians who declaim on merely 'literary' topics; the
+rich who fritter away life on private luxuries and the pursuit of trivial
+aims; the debased Greek with his "smattering of encyclop&#230;dic knowledge,"
+but no devotion to the city in which he only hopes to make money.</p>
+
+<p>Now is this civic spirit in literature (however humble its practitioners)
+one which England can easily afford to despise? So far as I know, it has
+been reserved for an age of newspapers to declare explicitly that such a
+spirit is merely mischievous; that a poet ought to be a man of the study,
+isolated amid the stir of passing events, serenely indifferent to his
+country's fortunes, or at least withholding his gift (allowed, with
+magnificent but unconscious irony, to be 'divine') from that general
+contribution to the public wisdom in which journalists make so brave a
+show. He may, if he have the singular luck to be a Laureate, be allowed
+to strike his lyre and sing of an <i>accouchement</i>; this being about the
+only event on which politicians and journalists have not yet claimed the
+monopoly of offering practical advice. But farther he may hardly go: and
+all because a silly assertion has been repeated until second-rate minds
+confuse it with an axiom. People of a certain class of mind seem capable
+of believing anything they see in print, provided they see it often.
+For these, the announcement that somebody's lung tonic possesses a
+peculiar virtue has only to be repeated at intervals along a railway line,
+and with each repetition the assurance becomes more convincing, until
+towards the journey's end it wears the imperativeness almost of a revealed
+truth. And yet no reasonable inducement to belief has been added by any
+one of these repetitions. The whole thing is a psychological trick.
+The moral impressiveness of the first placard beyond Westbourne Park
+Station depends entirely on whether you are travelling from London to
+Birmingham, or from Birmingham to London. A mind which yields itself to
+this illusion could probably, with perseverance, be convinced that pale
+pills are worth a guinea a box for pink people, were anyone interested in
+enforcing such a harmless proposition: and I have no doubt that the Man in
+the Street has long since accepted the reiterated axiom that a poet should
+hold aloof from public affairs, having no more capacity than a child for
+understanding their drift.</p>
+
+<p>Yet, as a matter of fact, the cry is just a cant party trick, used by each
+party in its turn. Mr. Kipling writes "Cleared," Mr. Alfred Austin hymns
+"Jameson's Ride," and forthwith the Liberals lift hands and voices in
+horror. Mr. Watson denounces the Armenian massacres or the Boer War, and
+the Unionists can hardly find words to express their pained surprise.
+Mr. Swinburne inveighed against Irishmen, and delighted a party; inveighed
+against the Czar, and divided a whole Front Bench between shocked
+displeasure and half-humorous astonishment that a poet should have any
+opinions about Russia, or, having some, should find anybody to take them
+seriously. It is all cant, my friends&mdash;nothing but cant; and at its base
+lies the old dispute between principle and casuistry. If politics and
+statecraft rest ultimately on principles of right and wrong, then a poet
+has as clear a right as any man to speak upon them: as clear a right now
+as when Tennyson lifted his voice on behalf of the Fleet, or Wordsworth
+penned his 'Two Voices' sonnet, or Milton denounced the massacres at
+Piedmont. While this nation retains a conscience, its poets have a clear
+right and a clear call to be the voice of that conscience. They may err,
+of course; they may mistake the voice of party for the voice of
+conscience: 'Jameson's Ride' and 'The Year of Shame'&mdash;one or both&mdash;may
+misread that voice. Judge them as severely as you will by their rightness
+or wrongness, and again judge them by their merits or defects as
+literature. Only do not forbid the poet to speak and enforce the moral
+conviction that is in him.</p>
+
+<p>If, on the other hand, politics be a mere affair of casuistry; or worse&mdash;a
+mere game of opportunism in which he excels who hits on the cleverest
+expedient for each several crisis as it occurs; then indeed you may bid
+the poet hush the voice of principle, and listen only to the sufficiently
+dissonant instruction of those specialists at the game who make play in
+Parliament and the press. If politics be indeed that base thing connoted
+by the term "<i>drift</i> of public affairs," then the axiom rests on wisdom
+after all. The poet cannot be expected to understand the "drift," and had
+better leave it to these specialists in drifting.</p>
+
+<p>But if you search, you will find that poetry&mdash;rare gift as it is, and
+understood by so few&mdash;has really been exerting an immense influence on
+public opinion all the while that we have been deluged with assertions of
+this unhappy axiom. Why, I dare to say that one-half of the sense of
+Empire which now dominates political thought in Great Britain has been the
+creation of her poets. The public, if it will but clear its mind of cant,
+is grateful enough for such poetry as Mr. Kipling's 'Flag of England' and
+Mr. Henley's 'England, my England'; and gratefully recognises that the
+spirit of these songs has passed on to thousands of men, women, and
+children, who have never read a line of Mr. Henley's or Mr. Kipling's
+composition.</p>
+
+<p>As for the axiom, it is merely the complement of that 'Art for Art's sake'
+chatter which died a dishonoured death but a short while ago, and which it
+is still one of the joys of life to have outlived. You will remember how
+loftily we were assured that Art had nothing to do with morality: that the
+novelist, e.g. who composed tales of human conduct, had no concern with
+ethics&mdash;that is to say with the principles of human conduct: that
+"Art's only business was to satisfy Art," and so forth. Well, it is all
+over now, and packed away in the rag-bag of out-worn paradoxes; and we are
+left to enjoy the revived freshness of the simple truth that an artist
+exists to serve his art, and his art to serve men and women.</p>
+
+<br><br>
+<a name="2HCH0008"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<br><br>
+<h3>AUGUST.</h3>
+
+
+<p>As it was reported to me, the story went that one Sunday morning in August
+a family stood in a window not far from this window of mine&mdash;the window of
+an hotel coffee-room&mdash;and debated where to go for divine worship.
+They were three: father, mother, and daughter, arrived the night before
+from the Midlands, to spend their holiday. "The fisher-folk down here are
+very religious," said the father, contemplating the anchored craft&mdash;
+yachts, trading-steamers, merchantmen of various rigs and nationalities&mdash;
+in which he supposed the native population to go a-fishing on week-days:
+for he had been told in the Midlands that we were fisher-folk.
+"Plymouth Brethren mostly, I suppose," said the wife: "we changed at
+Plymouth." "Bristol." "Was it Bristol? Well, Plymouth was the last big
+town we stopped at: I am sure of <i>that</i>. And this is on the same coast,
+isn't it?" "What <i>are</i> Plymouth Brethren?" the daughter asked.
+"Oh, well, my dear, I expect they are very decent, earnest people.
+It won't do us any harm to attend their service, if they have one.
+What I say is, when you're away on holiday, do as the Romans do."
+The father had been listening with an unprejudiced air, as who should say,
+"I am here by the seaside for rest and enjoyment." He called to the
+waiter, "What places of worship have you?" The waiter with professional
+readiness hinted that he had some to suit all tastes, "Church of England,
+Wesleyan, Congregational, Bible Christian&mdash;" "Plymouth Brethren?"
+The waiter had never heard of them: they had not, at any rate, been asked
+for within his recollection. He retired crestfallen. "That's the worst
+of these waiters," the father explained: "they get 'em down for the season
+from Lord knows where, Germany perhaps, and they can tell you nothing of
+the place." "But this one is not a German, and he told me last night he'd
+been here for years." "Well, the question is, Where we are to go?
+Here, Ethel,"&mdash;as a second daughter entered, buttoning her gloves&mdash;"your
+mother can't make up her mind what place of worship to try."
+"Why, father, how can you <i>ask?</i> We must go to the Church, of course&mdash;I
+saw it from the 'bus&mdash;and hear the service in the fine old Cornish
+language."</p>
+
+<p>Now, I suspect that the friend to whom I am indebted for this story
+introduced a few grace-notes into his report. But it is a moral story in
+many respects, and I give it for the sake of the one or two morals which
+may be drawn from it. In the first place, absurd as these people appear,
+their ignorance but differs by a shade or two from the knowledge of
+certain very learned people of my acquaintance. That is to say, they know
+about as much concerning the religion of this corner of England to-day as
+the archaeologists, for all their industry, know concerning the religion of
+Cornwall before it became subject to the See of Canterbury in the reign of
+Athelstan, A.D. 925-40; and their hypotheses were constructed on much the
+same lines. Nay, the resemblance in method and in the general muddle of
+conclusions obtained would have been even more striking had these good
+persons mixed up Plymouth Brethren (founded in 1830) with the Pilgrim
+Fathers who sailed out of Plymouth in 1620, and are already undergoing the
+process of mythop&#339;ic conversion into Deucalions and Pyrrhas of the United
+States of America. Add a slight confusion of their tenets with those of
+Mormonism, or at least a disposition to lay stress on all discoverable
+points of similarity between Puritans and Mormons, and really you have a
+not unfair picture of the hopeless mess into which our researchers in the
+ancient religions of Cornwall have honestly contrived to plunge themselves
+and us. It was better in the happy old days when we all believed in the
+Druids; when the Druids explained everything, and my excellent father
+grafted mistletoe upon his apple-trees&mdash;in vain, because nothing will
+persuade the mistletoe to grow down here. But nobody believes in the
+Druids just now: and the old question of the Cassiterides has never been
+solved to general satisfaction: and the Indian cowrie found in a barrow at
+Land's End, the tiny shell which raised such a host of romantic
+conjectures and inspired Mr. Canton to write his touching verses:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">
+<span class = "ind6"> "What year was it that blew</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> The Aryan's wicker-work canoe</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Which brought the shell to English land?</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> What prehistoric man or woman's hand,</span><br>
+ With what intent, consigned it to this grave&mdash;<br>
+ This barrow set in sound of the Ancient World's last wave?"<br><br>
+
+<span class = "ind6"> "Beside it in the mound</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> A charm&#232;d bead of flint was found.</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Some woman surely in this place</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Covered with flowers a little baby-face,</span><br>
+ And laid the cowrie on the cold dead breast;<br>
+ And, weeping, turned for comfort to the landless West?"<br><br><br>
+
+<span class = "ind6"> "No man shall ever know.</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> It happened all so long ago</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> That this same childless woman may</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Have stood upon the cliffs around the bay</span><br>
+ And watched for tin-ships that no longer came,<br>
+ Nor knew that Carthage had gone down in Roman flame."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>This cowrie&mdash;are we even certain that it was Indian?&mdash;that it differed so
+unmistakably from the cowries discoverable by twos and threes at times on
+a little beach off which I cast anchor half a dozen times every summer?
+I speak as a man anxious to get at a little plain knowledge concerning the
+land of his birth, and the researchers seem honestly unable to give me any
+that does not tumble to pieces even in their own hands. For&mdash;and this
+seems the one advance made&mdash;the researchers themselves are honest
+nowadays. Their results may be disappointing, but at least they no longer
+bemuse themselves and us with the fanciful and even mystical speculations
+their predecessors indulged in. Take the case of our inscribed stones and
+wayside crosses. Cornwall is peculiarly rich in these: of crosses alone
+it possesses more than three hundred. But when we make inquiry into their
+age we find ourselves in almost complete fog. The merit of the modern
+inquirer (of Mr. Langdon, for instance) is that he acknowledges the fog,
+and does not pretend to guide us out of it by haphazard hypotheses
+propounded with pontifical gravity and assurance&mdash;which was the way of
+that erratic genius, the Rev. R. S. Hawker:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Wheel-tracks in old Cornwall there were none, but there were strange
+ and narrow paths across the moorlands, which, the forefathers said, in
+ their simplicity, were first traced by Angels' feet. These, in truth,
+ were trodden and worn by religious men: by the Pilgrim as he paced his
+ way towards his chosen and votive bourne; or by the Palmer, whose
+ listless footsteps had neither a fixed Kebla nor future abode.
+ Dimly visible, by the darker hue of the crushed grass, these strait
+ and narrow roads led the traveller along from one Hermitage to another
+ Chapelry, or distant and inhabited cave; or the byeways turned aside
+ to reach some legendary spring, until at last, far, far away, the
+ winding track stood still upon the shore, where St. Michael of the
+ Mount rebuked the dragon from his throne of rock above the seething
+ sea. But what was the wanderer's guide along the bleak unpeopled
+ surface of the Cornish moor? The Wayside Cross!&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Very pretty, no doubt! but, unlike the Wayside Cross, this kind of writing
+leads nowhere. We want Mr. Hawker's authority for what 'the forefathers
+said, in their simplicity'; without that, what the forefathers said
+resembles what the soldier said in being inadmissible as evidence.
+We want Mr. Hawker's authority for saying that these paths '<i>in truth</i>,
+were trodden, and worn by religious men.' Nay we want his authority for
+saying that there were any paths at all! The hypotheses of symbolism are
+even worse; for these may lead to anything. Mr. Langdon was seriously
+told on one occasion that the four holes of a cross represented the four
+evangelists. "This," says he plaintively, "it will be admitted, is going
+a little too far, as nothing else but four holes could be the result of a
+ring and cross combined." At Phillack, in the west of Cornwall, there is
+<i>part</i> of a coped stone having a rude cable mounting along the top of the
+ridge. Two sapient young archaeologists counted the remaining notches of
+this cable, and, finding they came to <i>thirty-two</i>, decided at once that
+they represented our Lord's age! They were quite certain, having counted
+them twice. In fact, there seems to be nothing that symbolism will not
+prove. Do you meet with a pentacle? Its five points are the fingers of
+Omnipotence. With a six-pointed star? Then Omnipotence has taken an
+extra finger, to include the human nature of the Messiah: and so on.
+It reminds one of the Dilly Song:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "I will sing you Five, O!"<br>
+ "What is your Five, O?"<br>
+ "Five it is the Dilly Bird that's never seen but heard, O!"<br>
+ "I will sing you Six, O!&#8230;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>And six is 'The Cherubim Watchers,' or 'The Crucifix,' or 'The Cheerful
+Waiters,' or 'The Ploughboys under the Bowl,' or whatever local fancy may
+have hit on and made traditional.</p>
+
+<p>The modern researcher is honest and sticks to facts; but there are next to
+no facts. And when he comes to a tentative conclusion, he must hedge it
+about with so many 'ifs,' that practically he leaves us in total
+indecision. Nothing, for instance, can exceed the patient industry
+displayed in the late Mr. William Copeland Borlase's <i>Age of the Saints</i>
+&mdash;a monograph on Early Christianity in Cornwall: but, in a way, no more
+hopeless book was ever penned. The author confessed it, indeed, on his
+last page. "There seems to be little ground for hope that we shall be
+ever able to gain a perfectly true insight into the history of the epoch
+with which we have attempted to deal, or to unravel the meshes of so
+tangled a web." He felt his task, as he put it, to be not unlike that of
+gathering up the broken pieces of pottery from some ancient tomb, with the
+hope of fitting them together so as to make one large and perfect vase,
+but finding during the process that they belong to several vessels, not
+one of which is capable of restoration as a whole, though some faint
+notion of the pristine shape of each may be gained from the general
+pattern and contour of its shards. All that can be gained from the
+materials at hand is a reasonable probability that Cornwall, before it
+bent its neck to the See of Canterbury, had been invaded by three distinct
+streams of missionary effort&mdash;from Ireland, from Wales, and from Brittany.
+But even in what order they came no man can say for certain.</p>
+
+<p>The young lady in my friend's story wished to hear the service of the
+Church of England in 'the fine old Cornish language.' Alas! if Edward VI.
+and his advisers had been as wise, the religious history of Cornwall,
+during two centuries at least, had been a happier one. It was liberal to
+give Englishmen a Liturgy in their own tongue; but it was neither liberal
+nor conspicuously intelligent to impose the same upon the Cornishmen, who
+neither knew nor cared about the English language. It may be easy to lay
+too much stress upon this grievance; since Cornishmen of this period had a
+knack of being 'agin the government, anyway,' and had contrived two
+considerable rebellions less than sixty years before, one because they did
+not see their way to subscribing &#163;2,500 towards fighting King James
+IV. of Scotland for protecting Perkin Warbeck, and the other under
+Perkin's own leadership. But it was at least a serious grievance; and the
+trouble began in the first year of Edward VI.'s reign. The King began by
+issuing several Injunctions about religion; and among them, this one:
+That all images found in churches, for divine worship or otherwise, should
+be pulled down and cast forth out of those churches; and that all
+preachers should persuade the people from praying to saints, or for the
+dead, and from the use of beads, ashes, processions, masses, dirges, and
+praying to God publicly in an unknown tongue. A Mr. Body, one of the
+commissioners appointed to carry out this Injunction, was pulling down
+images in Helston church, near the Lizard, when a priest stabbed him with
+a knife: "of which wound he instantly fell dead in that place. And though
+the murderer was taken and sent up to London, tried, found guilty of
+murder in Westminster Hall, and executed in Smithfield, yet the Cornish
+people flocked together in a tumultuous and rebellious manner, by the
+instigation of their priests in divers parts of the shire or county, and
+committed many barbarities and outrages in the same." These disturbances
+ended in Arundel's rebellion, the purpose of which was to demand the
+restoration of the old Liturgy; and, in truth, the Seven Articles under
+which they formulated this demand must have seemed very moderate indeed to
+their conservative minds. The rebellion failed, of course, after a five
+weeks' siege of Exeter; and was bloodily revenged, with something of the
+savage humour displayed by Jeffreys in punishing a later Western
+rebellion. This part of the business was committed to Sir Anthony
+(<i>alias</i> William) Kingston, Knight, a Gloucestershire man, as Provost
+Marshal; and "it is memorable what sport he made, by virtue of his office,
+upon men in misery." Here are one or two of his merry conceits, which
+read strangely like the jests reported by Herodotus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> (1) "One Boyer, Mayor of Bodmin in Cornwall, had been amongst the
+ rebels, not willingly, but enforced: to him the Provost sent word he
+ would come and dine with him: for whom the Mayor made great
+ provision. A little before dinner, the Provost took the Mayor aside,
+ and whispered him in the ear, that an execution must that day be done
+ in the town, and therefore required to have a pair of gallows set up
+ against dinner should be done. The Mayor failed not of the charge.
+ Presently after dinner the Provost, taking the Mayor by the hand,
+ intreated him to lead him where the gallows was, which, when he
+ beheld, he asked the Mayor if he thought them to be strong enough.
+ 'Yes' (said the Mayor),'doubtless they are.' 'Well, then'(said the
+ Provost), 'get you up speedily, for they are provided for you.'
+ 'I hope' (answered the Mayor), 'you mean not as you speak.'
+ 'In faith' (said the Provost), 'there is no remedy, for you have been
+ a busie rebel.' And so without respite or defence he was hanged to
+ death; a most uncourteous part for a guest to offer his host."
+ &mdash;Sir Rich. Baker, 1641.<br><br>
+
+ (2) "Near the same place dwelt a Miller, who had been a busie actor
+ in that rebellion; who, fearing the approach of the Marshal, told a
+ sturdy fellow, his servant, that he had occasion to go from home, and
+ therefore bid him, that if any man came to inquire after the miller,
+ he should not speak of him, but say that himself was the miller, and
+ had been so for three years before. So the Provost came and called
+ for the miller, when out comes the servant and saith he was the man.
+ The Provost demanded how long he had kept the mill? 'These three
+ years' (answered the servant). Then the Provost commanded his men to
+ lay hold on him and hang him on the next tree. At this the fellow
+ cried out that he was not the miller, but the miller's man.
+ 'Nay, sir' (said the Provost), 'I will take you at your word, and if
+ thou beest the miller, thou art a busie knave; if thou beest not,
+ thou art a false lying knave; and howsoever, thou canst never do thy
+ master better service than to hang for him'; and so, without more
+ ado, he was dispatched."&mdash;<i>Ibid</i>.<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>The story of one Mayow, whom Kingston hanged at a tavern signpost in the
+town of St. Columb, has a human touch. "Tradition saith that his crime
+was not capital; and therefore his wife was advised by her friends to
+hasten to the town after the Marshal and his men, who had him in custody,
+and beg his life. Which accordingly she prepared to do; and to render
+herself the more amiable petitioner before the Marshal's eyes, this dame
+spent so much time in attiring herself and putting on her French hood,
+then in fashion, that her husband was put to death before her arrival."</p>
+
+<p>Such was the revenge wreaked on a population which the English of the day
+took so little pains to understand that (as I am informed) in an old
+geography book of the days of Elizabeth, Cornwall is described as
+'a foreign country on that side of England next to Spain.'</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>And now that the holiday season is upon us, and the visitor stalks our
+narrow streets, perhaps he will not resent a word or two of counsel in
+exchange for the unreserved criticism he lavishes upon us. We are
+flattered by his frequent announcement that on the whole he finds us clean
+and civil and fairly honest; and respond with the assurance that we are
+always pleased to see him so long as he behaves himself. We, too, have
+found him clean and fairly honest; and if we have anything left to desire,
+it is only that he will realise, a little more constantly, the extent of
+his knowledge of us, and the extent to which his position as a visitor
+should qualify his bearing towards us. I address this hint particularly
+to those who make copy out of their wanderings in our midst; and I believe
+it has only to be suggested, and it will be at once recognised for true,
+that the proper attitude for a visitor in a strange land is one of
+modesty. He may be a person of quite considerable importance in his own
+home, even if that home be London; but when he finds himself on strange
+soil he may still have a deal to learn from the people who have lived on
+that soil for generations, adapted themselves to its conditions and sown
+it with memories in which he cannot have a share.</p>
+
+<p>In truth, many of our visitors would seem to suffer from a confusion of
+thought. Possibly the Visitors' Books at hotels and places of public
+resort may have fostered this. Our guest makes a stay of a few weeks in
+some spot to which he has been attracted by its natural beauty: he idles
+and watches the inhabitants as they go about their daily business; and at
+the end he deems it not unbecoming to record his opinion that they are
+intelligent, civil, honest, and sober&mdash;or the reverse. He mistakes.
+It is <i>he</i> who has been on probation during these weeks&mdash;<i>his</i>
+intelligence, <i>his</i> civility, <i>his</i> honesty, <i>his</i> sobriety. For my
+part, I look forward to a time when Visitors' Books shall record the
+impressions which visitors leave behind them, rather than those which they
+bear away. For an instance or two:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> (1) "The Rev. and Mrs. '&mdash;', of '&mdash;', arrived here in August, 1897,
+ and spent six weeks. We found them clean, and invariably sober and
+ polite. We hope they will come often."<br><br>
+
+ (2) "Mr. X and his friend Y, from Z, came over here, attired in
+ flannels and the well-known blazer of the Tooting Bec Cricket Club.
+ They shot gulls in the harbour, and made themselves a public
+ nuisance by constant repetition of a tag from a music-hall song,
+ with an indecent sub-intention. Their behaviour towards the young
+ women of this town was offensive. Seen in juxtaposition with the
+ natural beauties of this coast, they helped one to realise how small
+ a thing (under certain conditions) is man."<br><br>
+
+ (3) "Mr. and Mrs. So-and-so and family spent a fortnight here.
+ The lady complained that the town was dull, which we (who would have
+ the best reason to complain of such a defect) do not admit.
+ She announced her opinion in the street, at the top of her voice; and
+ expressed annoyance that there should be no band to play of an
+ evening. She should have brought one. Her husband carried about a
+ note-book and asked us questions about our private concerns.
+ He brought no letters of introduction, and we do not know his
+ business. The children behaved better."<br><br>
+
+ (4) "Mr. Blank arrived here on a bicycle, and charmed us with the
+ geniality of his address. We hope to see him again, as he left
+ without discharging a number of small debts."<br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>It is, I take it, because the Briton has grown accustomed to invading
+other people's countries, that he expects, when travelling, to find a
+polite consideration which he does not import. But the tourist pushes the
+expectation altogether too far. When he arrives at a town which lays
+itself out to attract visitors for the sake of the custom they bring, he
+has a right to criticise, <i>if he feel quite sure he is a visitor of the
+sort which the town desires</i>. This is important: for a town may seek to
+attract visitors, and yet be exceedingly unwilling to attract some kinds
+of visitors. But should he choose to plant himself upon a spot where the
+inhabitants ask only to go about the ordinary occupations of life in
+quietness, it is the height of impertinence to proclaim that the life of
+the place does not satisfy his needs. Most intolerable of all is the
+conduct of the uninvited stranger who settles for a year or two in some
+quiet town&mdash;we suffer a deal from such persons along the south-western
+littoral&mdash;and starts with the intention of "putting a little 'go' into
+it," or, in another of his favourite phrases, of "putting the place to
+rights." Men of this mind are not to be reasoned with; nor is it
+necessary that they should be reasoned with. Only, when the inevitable
+reaction is felt, and they begin to lose their temper, I would beg them
+not to assume too hastily that the 'natives' have no sense of humour.
+All localities have a sense of humour, but it works diversely with them.
+A man may even go on for twenty years, despising his neighbours for the
+lack of it. But when the discovery comes, he will be lucky if the
+remembrance of it do not wake him up of nights, and keep him writhing in
+his bed&mdash;that is, if we suppose <i>him</i> to have a sense of humour too.</p>
+
+<p>An a&#235;ronaut who had lost his bearings, descending upon some farm labourers
+in Suffolk, demanded anxiously where he was. "Why, don't you know?
+You be up in a balloon, bo." A pedestrian in Cornwall stopped a labourer
+returning from work, and asked the way to St.&mdash;'. "And where might
+you come from?" the labourer demanded. "I don't see what affair that is
+of yours. I asked you the way to St. '&mdash;'." "Well then, if you don't
+tell us where you be come from, we bain't goin' to tell you the way to
+St. '&mdash;'" It seems to me that both of these replies contain humour, and
+the second a deal of practical wisdom.</p>
+
+<p>The foregoing remarks apply, with very little modification, to those
+strangers who take up their residence in Cornwall and, having sojourned
+among us for a while without ever penetrating to the confidence of the
+people, pass judgment on matters of which, because they were above
+learning, knowledge has been denied to them. A clergyman, dwelling in a
+country parish where perhaps he finds himself the one man of education
+(as he understands it), is prone enough to make the mistake; yet not more
+fatally prone than your Gigadibs, the literary man, who sees his
+unliterary (even illiterate) neighbours not as they are, but as a clever
+novelist would present them to amuse an upper or middle class reader.
+Stevenson (a greater man than Gigadibs) frankly confessed that he could
+make nothing of us:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "There were no emigrants direct from Europe&mdash;save one German family
+ and a knot of Cornish miners who kept grimly by themselves, one
+ reading the New Testament all day long through steel spectacles, the
+ rest discussing privately the secrets of their old-world mysterious
+ race. Lady Hester Stanhope believed she could make something great
+ of the Cornish: for my part, I can make nothing of them at all.
+ A division of races, older and more original than that of Babel,
+ keeps this close esoteric family apart from neighbouring Englishmen.
+ Not even a Red Indian seems more foreign in my eyes. This is one of
+ the lessons of travel&mdash;that some of the strangest races dwell next
+ door to you at home."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>This straightforward admission is worth (to my mind) any half-dozen of
+novels written about us by 'foreigners' who, starting with the
+Mudie-convention and a general sense that we are picturesque, write
+commentaries upon what is a sealed book and deal out judgments which are
+not only wrong, but wrong with a thoroughness only possible to entire
+self-complacency.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>And yet&#8230; It seems to a Cornishman so easy to get at Cornish hearts&mdash;
+so easy even for a stranger if he will approach them, as they will at once
+respond, with that modesty which is the first secret of fine manners.
+Some years ago I was privileged to edit a periodical&mdash;though short-lived
+not wholly unsuccessful&mdash;the <i>Cornish Magazine</i>. At the end of each
+number we printed a page of 'Cornish Diamonds,' as we called them&mdash;scraps
+of humour picked up here and there in the Duchy by Cornish correspondents;
+and in almost all of them the Cornishman was found gently laughing at
+himself; in not one of them (so far as I remember) at the stranger.
+Over and over again the jest depended on our small difficulties in making
+our own distinctions of thought understood in English. Here are a few
+examples:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">(1) "Please God," said Aunt Mary Bunny, "if I live till this evenin'
+ and all's well I'll send for the doctor."<br><br>
+
+(2) "I don't name no names," said Uncle Billy "but Jack Tremenheere's
+ the man."<br><br>
+
+(3) "I shan't go there nor nowhere else," said old Jane Caddy,
+ "I shall go 'long up Redruth."<br><br>
+
+(4) "I thought 'twere she, an' she thought 'twere I," said Gracey
+ Temby, "but when we come close 'twadn't narry wan o' us."<br><br>
+
+(5) A crowd stood on the cliff watching a stranded vessel and the
+ lifeboat going out to her.<br>
+ "What vessel is it?" asked a late arrival.<br>
+ "The <i>Dennis Lane</i>."<br>
+ "How many be they aboord?"<br>
+ "Aw, love and bless 'ee, there's three poor dear sawls and wan old
+ Irishman."<br><br>
+
+(6) Complainant (cross-examining defendant's witness): "What colour
+ was the horse?"<br>
+ "Black."<br>
+ "Well, I'm not allowed to contradict you, and I wouldn' for worlds:
+ but I say he wasn't."<br><br>
+
+(7) A covey of partridges rose out of shot, flew over the hedge, and was
+ lost to view.<br>
+ "Where do you think they've gone?" said the sportsman
+ to his keeper.<br>
+ "There's a man digging potatoes in the next field.
+ Ask if he saw them."<br>
+ "Aw, that's old Sam Petherick: he hasna seed 'em, he's hard o'
+ hearin'."<br><br>
+
+(8) <i>Schoolmaster</i>: "I'm sorry to tell you, Mr. Minards, that your son
+ Zebedee is little better than a fool."<br>
+ <i>Parent</i>: "Naw, naw, schoolmaster; my Zebedee's no fule; only a bit
+ easy to teach."<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>[I myself know a farmer who approached the head master of a Grammar School
+and begged for a reduction in terms: "because," he pleaded, "I know my
+son: he's that thick you can get very little into en, and I believe in
+payment by results."]</p>
+
+<p>Here we pass from confusion of language into mere confusion of thought,
+the classical instance of which is the Mevagissey man who, having been
+asked the old question, "If a herring and a half cost three-halfpence, how
+many can you buy for a shilling?'" and having given it up and been told
+the answer, responded brightly, "Why, o' course! Darn me, if I wasn'
+thinkin' of pilchards!" I met with a fair Devon rival to this story the
+other day in the reported conversation of two farmers discussing the
+electric light at Chagford (run by Chagford's lavish water-power).
+"It do seem out of reason," said the one, "to make vire out o' watter."
+"No," agreed the other, "it don't seem possible: but there,"&mdash;after a slow
+pause&mdash;"'tis b&#252;tiful water to Chaggyford!"</p>
+
+<p>It was pleasant, while the Magazine lasted, to record these and like
+simplicities: and though the voyage was not long, one may recall without
+regret its send-off, brave enough in its way:&mdash;</p>
+
+<h4> "'WISH 'EE WELL!'</h4>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "The ensign's dipped; the captain takes the wheel.<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> 'So long!' the pilot waves, and 'Wish 'ee well!'</span><br>
+ Go little craft, and with a home-made keel<br>
+ 'Mid loftier ships, but with a heart as leal,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Learn of blue waters and the long sea swell!</span><br><br>
+
+ "Through the spring days we built and tackled thee,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Tested thy timbers, saw thy rigging sound,</span><br>
+ Bent sail, and now put forth unto the sea<br>
+ Where those leviathans, the critics, be,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And other monsters diversely profound.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Some bronzed Phoenician with his pigmy freight<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Haply thy herald was, who drave of yore</span><br>
+ Deep-laden from Bolerium by the Strait<br>
+ Of Gades, and beside his city's gate<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Chaffered in ingots cast of Cornish ore.</span><br><br>
+
+ "So be thou fortunate as thou art bold;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Fare, little craft, and make the world thy friend:</span><br>
+ And, it may be&mdash;when all thy journey's told<br>
+ With anchor dropped and tattered canvas rolled,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And some good won for Cornwall in the end&mdash;</span><br><br>
+
+ "Thou wilt recall, as best, a lonely beach,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And a few exiles, to the barter come,</span><br>
+ Who recognised the old West-country speech,<br>
+ And touched thee, reverent, whispering each to each&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> 'She comes from far&mdash;from very far&mdash;from home.'"</span><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>I have a special reason for remembering <i>The Cornish Magazine</i>, because it
+so happened that the first number (containing these hopeful verses) was
+put into my hands with the morning's letters as I paced the garden below
+this Cornish Window, careless of it or of anything but a doctor's verdict
+of life or death in the house above. The verdict was for life.&#8230;</p>
+
+<p>Years ago as a child I used to devour in that wonderful book <i>Good Words
+for the Young</i>, the <i>Lilliput Levee</i> and <i>Lilliput Lyrics</i> of the late
+William Brighty Rands: and among Rands' lyrics was one upon "The Girl that
+Garibaldi kissed." Of late years Rands has been coming to something like
+his own. His verses have been republished, and that excellent artist Mr.
+Charles Robinson has illustrated them. But I must tell Mr. Robinson that
+his portrait of the Girl that Garibaldi kissed does not in the least
+resemble her. I speak with knowledge&mdash;I the child who have lived to meet
+and know the child whom Garibaldi kissed and blessed as the sailors were
+weighing anchor to carry him out of this harbour and away from England.
+Wild horses shall not drag from me the name of that young person; because
+it happened&mdash;well, at an easily discoverable date&mdash;and she may not care
+for me to proclaim her age (as certainly she does not look it).</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "He bowed to my own daughter,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And Polly is her name;</span><br>
+ She wore a shirt of slaughter,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Of Garibaldi flame&mdash;</span><br><br>
+
+ "Of course I mean of scarlet;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> But the girl he kissed&mdash;who knows?&mdash;</span><br>
+ May be named Selina Charlotte,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And dressed in yellow clothes!"</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But she isn't; and she wasn't; for she wore a scarlet pelisse as they
+handed her up the yacht's side, and the hero took her in his arms.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "It would be a happy plan<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> For everything that's human,</span><br>
+ If the pet of such a man<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Should grow to such a woman!</span><br><br>
+
+ "If she does as much in her way<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> As he has done in his&mdash;</span><br>
+ Turns bad things topsy-turvy,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And sad things into bliss&mdash;</span><br><br>
+
+ "O we shall not need a survey<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To find that little miss,</span><br>
+ Grown to a woman worthy<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Of Garibaldi's kiss!"</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Doggrel? Yes, doggrel no doubt! Let us pass on.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>In the early numbers of our <i>Cornish Magazine</i> a host of contributors
+(some of them highly distinguished) discussed the question,
+'How to develop Cornwall as a holiday resort.' 'How to bedevil it' was, I
+fear, our name in the editorial office for this correspondence. More and
+more as the debate went on I found myself out of sympathy with it, and
+more and more in sympathy with a lady who raised an indignant protest&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Unless Cornishmen look to it, their country will be spoilt before
+ they know it. Already there are signs of it&mdash;pitiable signs;
+ Not many months ago I visited Tintagel, which is justly one of the
+ prides of the Duchy. The 'swinging seas' are breaking against the
+ great cliffs as they broke there centuries ago when Arthur and
+ Launcelot and the Knights of the Round Table peopled the place.
+ The castle is mostly crumbled away now, but some fraction of its old
+ strength still stands to face the Atlantic gales, and to show us how
+ walls were built in the grand old days. In the valley the grass is
+ green and the gorse is yellow, and overhead the skies are blue and
+ delightful: but facing Arthur's Castle&mdash;grinning down, as it were,
+ in derision&mdash;there is being erected a modern hotel&mdash;'built in
+ imitation of Arthur's Castle,' as one is told!&#8230; There is not yet
+ a rubbish shoot over the edge of the cliff, but I do not think I am
+ wrong in stating that the drainage is brought down into that cove
+ where long ago (the story runs) the naked baby Arthur came ashore on
+ the great wave!"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>In summing up the discussion I confess with shame that I temporised.
+It was hard to see one's native country impoverished by the evil days in
+which mining (and to a lesser degree, agriculture) had fallen; to see
+her population diminishing and her able-bodied sons emigrating by the
+thousand. It is all very pretty for a visitor to tell us that the charm
+of Cornwall is its prim&#230;val calm, that it seems to sleep an enchanted
+sleep, and so on; but we who inhabit her wish (and not altogether from
+mercenary motives) to see her something better than a museum of a dead
+past. I temporised therefore with those who suggested that Cornwall might
+yet enrich herself by turning her natural beauty to account: yet even so I
+had the sense to add that&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Jealous as I am for the beauty of our Duchy, and delighted when
+ strangers admire her, I am, if possible, more jealous for the
+ character of her sons, and more eager that strangers should respect
+ <i>them</i>. And I do see (and hope to be forgiven for seeing it) that a
+ people which lays itself out to exploit the stranger and the tourist
+ runs an appreciable risk of deterioration in manliness and
+ independence. It may seem a brutal thing to say, but as I had rather
+ be poor myself than subservient, so would I liefer see my countrymen
+ poor than subservient. It is not our own boast&mdash;we have it on the
+ fairly unanimous evidence of all who have visited us&mdash;that hitherto
+ Cornishmen have been able to combine independence with good manners.
+ For Heaven's sake, I say, let us keep that reputation, though at
+ great cost! But let us at the same time face the certainty that,
+ when we begin to take pay for entertaining strangers it will be a
+ hard reputation to keep. Were it within human capacity to decide
+ between a revival of our ancient industries, fishing and mining, and
+ the development of this new business, our decision would be prompt
+ enough. But it is not."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I despaired too soon. Our industries seem in a fair way to revive, and
+with that promise I recognise that even in despair my willingness to
+temporise was foolish. For my punishment&mdash;though I helped not to erect
+them,&mdash;hideous hotels thrust themselves insistently on my sight as I walk
+our magnificent northern cliffs, and with the thought of that drain
+leading down to Arthur's cove I am haunted by the vision of Merlin erect
+above it, and by the memory of Hawker's canorous lines:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "He ceased; and all around was dreamy night:<br>
+ There stood Dundagel, throned; and the great sea<br>
+ Lay, like a strong vassal at his master's gate,<br>
+ And, like a drunken giant, sobbed in sleep!"<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+
+<br><br>
+<a name="2HCH0009"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<br><br>
+<h3>SEPTEMBER.</h3>
+
+
+
+<p>IN THE BAG, <i>August 30th</i>.</p>
+
+<p>At the village shop you may procure milk, butter, eggs, peppermints,
+trowsers, sun-bonnets, marbles, coloured handkerchiefs, and a number of
+other necessaries, including the London papers. But if you wish to pick
+and choose, you had better buy trowsers than the London papers; for this
+is less likely to bring you into conflict with the lady who owns the shop
+and asserts a prior claim on its conveniences. One of us (I will call him
+X) went ashore and asked for a London 'daily.' "Here's <i>Lloyd's Weekly
+News</i> for you," said the lady; "but you can't have the daily, for I
+haven't finished reading it myself." "Very well," said I, when this was
+reported; "if I cannot read the news I want, I will turn to and write it."
+So I descended to the shop, and asked for a bottle of ink; since, oddly
+enough, there was none to be found on board. The lady produced a bottle
+and a pen. "But I don't want the pen," I objected. "They go together,"
+said she: "Whatever use is a bottle of ink without a pen?" For the life
+of me I could discover no answer to this. I paid my penny, and on
+returning with my purchases to the boat, I propounded the following
+questions:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> (1) <i>Qu&#230;re</i>. If, as the lady argued, a bottle of ink be
+ useless without a pen, by what process of reasoning did she omit
+ a sheet of paper from her pennyworth?<br><br>
+
+ (2) Suppose that I damage or wear out this pen before exhausting
+ the bottle of ink, can she reasonably insist on my taking a
+ second bottle as a condition of acquiring a second pen?<br><br>
+
+ (3) Suppose, on the other hand, that (as I compute) one pen will
+ outlast two and a half bottles of ink; that one bottle will
+ distil thirty thousand words; and that the late James Anthony
+ Froude (who lived close by) drew his supply of writing materials
+ from this shop: how many unused pens (at a guess) must that
+ distinguished man have accumulated in the process of composing
+ his <i>History of England?</i><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>We sailed into Salcombe on Saturday evening, in a hired yacht of
+twenty-eight tons, after beating around the Start and Prawl against a
+sou'westerly wind and a strong spring tide. Now the tide off the Start
+has to be studied. To begin with, it does not coincide in point of time
+with the tide inshore. The flood, or east stream, for instance, only
+starts to run there some three hours before it is high water at Salcombe;
+but, having started, runs with a vengeance, or, to be more precise, at
+something like three knots an hour during the high springs; and the
+consequence is a very lively race. Moreover, the bottom all the way from
+Start Point to Bolt Tail is extremely rough and irregular, which means
+that some ten or twelve miles of vicious seas can be set going on very
+short notice. Altogether you may spend a few hours here as uncomfortably
+as anywhere up or down Channel, with the single exception of Portland
+Race. If you turn aside for Salcombe, there is the bar to be considered;
+and Salcombe bar is a danger to be treated with grave respect. The
+<i>Channel Pilot</i> will tell us why:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "There is 8 ft. water at L.W. springs on the bar at the entrance,
+ but there are patches of 6 feet. Vessels drawing 20 ft. can
+ cross it (<i>when the sea is smooth</i>) at H.W. springs, and those
+ of 16 ft. at H.W. neaps. In S. gales there is a breaking, heavy
+ sea, and no vessel should then attempt the bar; in moderate S.
+ winds vessels may take it at high water."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>The bearing of these observations on the present narrative will appear
+anon. For the present, entering Salcombe with plenty of water and a
+moderate S.W. breeze, we had nothing to distract our attention from the
+beauty of the spot. I suppose it to be the most imposing river-entrance
+on the south coast; perhaps the most imposing on any of the coasts of
+Britain. But being lazy and by habit a shirker of word-painting, I must
+have recourse to the description given in Mr. Arthur Underhill's <i>Our
+Silver Streak</i>, most useful and pleasant of handbooks for yachtsmen
+cruising in the Channel:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "As we approach Salcombe Head (part of Bolt Head), its
+ magnificent form becomes more apparent. It is said to be about
+ four hundred and thirty feet in height, but it looks very much
+ more. Its base is hollowed out into numerous caverns, into
+ which the sea dashes, while the profile of the head, often
+ rising some forty or fifty feet sheer from the water, slopes
+ back at an angle of about forty-five degrees in one long upward
+ sweep, broken in the most fantastic way into numerous pinnacles
+ and needles, which remind one forcibly of the <i>aiguilles</i> of the
+ valley of Chamounix. I do not think that any headland in the
+ Channel is so impressive as this."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>As we passed it, its needles stood out darkly against a rare amber sky&mdash;
+such a glow as is only seen for a brief while before a sunset following
+much rain; and it had been raining, off and on, for a week past.
+I daresay that to the weatherwise this glow signified yet dirtier weather
+in store; but we surrendered ourselves to the charm of the hour.
+Unconscious of their doom the little victims played. We crossed the bar,
+sailed past the beautiful house in which Froude spent so many years,
+sailed past the little town, rounded a point, saw a long quiet stretch of
+river before us, and cast anchor in deep water. The address at the head
+of this paper is no sportive invention of mine. You may verify it by the
+Ordnance Map. We were in the Bag.</p>
+
+<p>I awoke that night to the hum of wind in the rigging and the patter of
+rain on deck. It blew and rained all the morning, and at noon took a
+fresh breath and began to blow viciously. After luncheon we abandoned our
+project of walking to Bolt Head, and chose such books from the cabin
+library as might decently excuse an afternoon's siesta. A scamper of feet
+fetched me out of my berth and up on deck. By this time a small gale was
+blowing, and to our slight dismay the boat had dragged her anchors and
+carried us up into sight of Kingsbridge. Luckily our foolish career was
+arrested for the moment; and, still more luckily, within handy distance of
+a buoy&mdash;laid there, I believe, for the use of vessels under quarantine.
+We carried out a hawser to this buoy, and waited until the tide should
+ease and allow us to warp down to it. Our next business was with the
+peccant anchors. We had two down&mdash;the best anchor and kedge; and supposed
+at first that the kedge must have parted. But a couple of minutes at the
+capstan reassured us. It was the kedge which had been holding us, to the
+extent of its small ability. And the Bag is an excellent anchorage after
+all, but not if you happen to get your best anchor foul of its chain. We
+hauled up, cleared, warped down to the buoy; and then, hoisting mizzen and
+headsails, cast loose and worked back to our old quarters.</p>
+
+<p>The afternoon's amusement, though exciting enough in its way, was not what
+we had come to Salcombe to seek. And since the weather promised nothing
+better, and already a heap of more or less urgent letters must be
+gathering dust in the post office at Plymouth, we resolved to beat over
+the bar at high water next morning (<i>this</i> morning), and, as Mr. Lang puts
+it, 'know the brine salt on our lips, and the large air again': for there
+promised to be plenty of both between Bolt Head and the Mewstone.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>'Shun delays, they breed remorse,' and 'Time wears all his locks before'
+(or, as the Fourth-form boy translated it in pentameter,
+"<i>Tempus habet nullat posteriori comas</i>"). The fault was mine for wasting
+an invaluable hour among the 'shy traffickers' of Salcombe. By the time
+we worked down to the bar the tide had been ebbing for an hour and a half.
+The wind still blew strong from the south-west, and the seas on the bar
+were not pleasant to contemplate. Let alone the remoter risk of scraping
+on one of the two shallow patches which diversify the west (and only
+practicable) side of the entrance, it one of those big fellows happened to
+stagger us at the critical moment of 'staying' it would pretty certainly
+mean disaster. Also the yacht (as I began by saying) was a hired one, and
+the captain tender about his responsibility. Rather ignominiously,
+therefore, we turned tail; and just as we did so, a handsome sea, arched
+and green, the tallest of the lot, applauded our prudence. All the same,
+our professional pride was wounded. To stay at anchor is one thing: to
+weigh and stand for the attempt and then run home again 'hard up,' as a
+sailor would say, is quite another. There was a Greek mariner, the other
+day, put on his trial with one or two comrades for murder and mutiny on
+the high seas. They had disapproved of their captain's altering the helm,
+and had pitched him incontinently overboard. On being asked what he had
+to say in his defence, the prisoner merely cast up his hands and sobbed,
+"Oh, cursed hour in which we put about!" We recalled this simple but
+apposite story.</p>
+
+<p>Having seen to our anchor and helped to snug down the mainsail, I went
+below in the very worst of tempers, to find the cabin floor littered with
+the contents of a writing-case and a box of mixed biscuits, which had
+broken loose in company. As I stooped to collect the <i>d&#233;bris</i>, this
+appeal (type-written) caught my eye:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Dear Sir,&mdash;Our paper is contemplating a Symposium of literary
+ and eminent men&mdash;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>(Observe the distinction.)</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "&mdash;On the subject of 'What is your favourite Modern Lyric?' I need
+ not say how much interest would attach to the opinion of one
+ who," etc.</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I put my head up the companion and addressed a friend who was lacing tight
+the cover of the mainsail viciously, with the help of his teeth.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, X," I said. "What is your favourite Modern Lyric?"</p>
+
+<p>"That one," he answered (still with the lace between his teeth), "which
+begins&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Curse the people, blast the people,<br>
+ Damn the lower orders!'"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>X as a rule calls himself a Liberal-Conservative: but a certain acerbity
+of temper may be forgiven in a man who has just assisted (against all his
+instincts) in an act of poltroonery. He explained, too, that it was a
+genuine, if loosely remembered, quotation from Ebenezer Elliott, the Corn
+Law Rhymer. "Yet in circumstances of peril," he went on, "and in moments
+of depression, you cannot think what sustenance I have derived from those
+lines."</p>
+
+<p>"Then you had best send them up," said I, "to the <i>Daily Post</i>.
+It is conducting a Symposium."</p>
+
+<p>"If two wrongs do not make a right," he answered tartly, "even less will
+an assembly of deadly dry persons make something to drink."</p>
+
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>That evening, in the cabin, we held a symposium on our own account and in
+the proper sense of the term, while the rain drummed on the deck and the
+sky-lights.</p>
+
+<p>X said, "The greatest poem written on love during these fifty years&mdash;and
+we agree to accept love as the highest theme of lyrical poetry&mdash;is George
+Meredith's <i>Love in the Valley</i>. I say this and decline to argue about
+it."</p>
+
+<p>"Nor am I disposed to argue about it," I answered, "for York Powell&mdash;peace
+to his soul for a great man gone&mdash;held that same belief. In his rooms in
+Christ Church, one night while <i>The Oxford Book of Verse</i> was preparing
+and I had come to him, as everyone came, for counsel.&#8230; I take it,
+though, that we are not searching for the absolute best but for our own
+prime favourite. You remember what Swinburne says somewhere of Hugo's
+<i>Gastibelza</i>:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Gastibelza, l'homme &#224; la carabine,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Chantait ainsi:</span><br>
+ Quelqu'un a-t-il connu Do&#241;a Sabine?<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Quelqu'un d'ici?</span><br>
+ Dansez, chantez, villageois! la nuit gagne<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Le mont Falou&mdash;</span><br>
+ Le vent qui vient &#224; travers la montagne<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Me rendra fou!'</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"'The song of songs which is Hugo's,' he calls it; and goes on to ask how
+often one has chanted or shouted or otherwise declaimed it to himself, on
+horseback at full gallop or when swimming at his best as a boy in holiday
+time; and how often the matchless music, ardour, pathos of it have not
+reduced his own ambition to a sort of rapturous and adoring despair&mdash;yes,
+and requickened his old delight in it with a new delight in the sense that
+he will always have this to rejoice in, to adore, and to recognise as
+something beyond the reach of man. Well, that is the sense in which our
+poem should be our favourite poem. Now, for my part, there's a page or so
+of Browning's <i>Saul</i>&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"What do you say to Meredith's <i>Ph&#339;bus with Admetus?</i>" interrupted X.</p>
+
+<p>I looked up at him quickly, almost shamefacedly. "Now, how on earth did
+you guess&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>X laid down his pipe, stared up at the sky-light, and quoted, almost under
+his breath:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Bulls that walk the pasture in kingly-flashing coats!<br>
+ Laurel, ivy, vine, wreath'd for feasts not few!'"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>Why is it possible to consider Mr. Meredith&mdash;whose total yield of verse
+has been so scanty and the most of it so 'harsh and crabbed,' as not only
+'dull fools' suppose&mdash;beside the great poets who have been his
+contemporaries, and to feel no impropriety in the comparison? That was
+the question X and I found ourselves discussing, ten minutes later.</p>
+
+<p>"Because," maintained X, "you feel at once that with Meredith you have
+hold of a man. You know&mdash;as surely, for example, as while you are
+listening to Handel&mdash;that the stuff is masculine, and great at that."</p>
+
+<p>"That is not all the secret," I maintained, "although it gets near to the
+secret. Why is it possible to consider Coleridge alongside of Wordsworth
+and Byron, yet feel no impropriety? Coleridge's yield of verse was
+ridiculously scanty beside theirs, and a deal more sensuous than
+Wordsworth's, at any rate, and yet more manly, in a sense, than Byron's,
+which again was thoroughly manly within the range of emotion? Why?
+Because Coleridge and Meredith both have a philosophy of life: and he who
+has a philosophy of life may write little or much; may on the one hand
+write <i>Christabel</i> and leave it unfinished and decline upon opium; or may,
+on the other hand, be a Browning or a Meredith, and 'keep up his end' (as
+the saying is) nobly to the last, and vex us all the while with his
+asperities; and yet in both cases be as certainly a masculine poet.
+Poetry (as I have been contending all my life) has one right background
+and one only: and that background is philosophy. You say, Coleridge and
+Meredith are masculine. I ask, Why are they masculine? The answer is,
+They have philosophy."</p>
+
+<p>"You are on the old tack again: the old &#964;&#959; &#954;&#945;&#952;&#959;&#955;&#959;&#965;!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and am going to hold upon it until we fetch land, so you may e'en
+fill another pipe and play the interlocutor.&#8230; You remember my once
+asking why our Jingo poets write such rotten poetry (for that their stuff
+is rotten we agreed). The reason is, they are engaged in mistaking the
+part for the whole, and that part a non-essential one; they are setting up
+the present potency of Great Britain as a triumphant and insolent
+exception to laws which (if we believe in any gods better than anarchy and
+chaos) extend at least over all human conduct and may even regulate 'the
+most ancient heavens.' You may remember my expressed contempt for a
+recent poem which lauded Henry VIII because&mdash;"</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'He was lustful, he was vengeful, he was hot and hard and proud;<br>
+ But he set his England fairly in the sight of all the crowd.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"&mdash;A worse error, to my mind, than Froude's, who merely idolised him for
+chastising the clergy. Well, after our discussion, I asked myself this
+question: 'Why do we not as a great Empire-making people,
+ruling the world for its good, assassinate the men who oppose us?'
+We do not; the idea revolts us. But why does it revolt us?</p>
+
+<p>"We send our armies to fight, with the certainty (if we think at all) that
+we are sending a percentage to be killed. We recently sent out two
+hundred thousand with the sure and certain knowledge that some thousands
+must die; and these (we say) were men agonising for a righteous cause.
+Why did it not afflict us to send them?&mdash;whereas it would have afflicted
+us inexpressibly to send a man to end the difficulty by putting a bullet
+or a knife into Mr. Kruger, who <i>ex hypothesi</i> represented an unrighteous
+cause, and who certainly was but one man.</p>
+
+<p>"Why? Because a law above any that regulates the expansion of Great
+Britain says, 'That shalt do no murder.' And that law, that Universal,
+takes the knife or the pistol quietly, firmly, out of your hand. You
+send a battalion, with Tom Smith in it, to fight Mr. Kruger's troops; you
+know that some of them must in all likelihood perish; but, thank your
+stars, you do not know their names. Tom Smith, as it happens, is killed;
+but had you known with absolute certainty that Tom Smith would be killed,
+you could not have sent him. You must have withdrawn him, and substituted
+some other fellow concerning whom your prophetic vision was less
+uncomfortably definite. You can kill Tom Smith if he has happened to kill
+Bob Jones: you are safe enough then, being able to excuse yourself&mdash;how?
+By Divine law again (as you understand it). Divine law says that whoso
+sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed&mdash;that is to say, by
+you: so you can run under cover and hang Tom Smith. But when Divine law
+does not protect you, you are powerless. At the most you can send him off
+to take his ten-to-one chance in a battalion, and when you read his name
+in the returns, come mincing up to God and say: 'So poor old Tom's gone!
+How the deuce was <i>I</i> to know?'</p>
+
+<p>"I say nothing of the cowardice of this, though it smells to Heaven. I
+merely point out that this law 'Thou shalt do no murder'&mdash;this Universal&mdash;
+must be a tremendous one, since even you, my fine swashbuckling,
+Empire-making hero, are so much afraid of it that you cannot send even a
+Reservist to death without throwing the responsibility on luck&mdash;<i>nos te,
+nos facimus, Fortuna, deam</i>&mdash;and have not even the nerve, without its
+sanction, to stick a knife into an old man whom you accuse as the wicked
+cause of all this bloodshed. If you believed in your accusations, why
+couldn't you do it? Because a universal law forbade you, and one you have
+to believe in, truculent Jingo though you be. Why, consider this; your
+poets are hymning King Edward the Seventh as the greatest man on earth,
+and yet, if he might possess all Africa to-morrow at the expense of
+signing the death-warrant of one innocent man who opposed that possession,
+he could not write his name. His hand would fall numb. Such power above
+kings has the Universal, though silly poets insult it who should be its
+servants.</p>
+
+<p>"Now of all the differences between men and women there is none more
+radical than this: that a man naturally loves law, whereas a woman
+naturally hates it and never sees a law without casting about for some way
+of dodging it. Laws, universals, general propositions&mdash;her instinct with
+all of them is to get off by wheedling the judge. So, if you want a test
+for a masculine poet, examine first whether or no he understands the
+Universe as a thing of law and order."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, by your own test, Kipling&mdash;the Jingo Kipling&mdash;is a most masculine
+poet, since he talks of little else."</p>
+
+<p>"I will answer you, although I believe you are not serious. At present
+Mr. Kipling's mind, in search of a philosophy, plays with the
+contemplation of a world reduced to law and order; the law and order being
+such as universal British rule would impose. There might be many worse
+worlds than a world so ruled, and in verse the prospect can be made to
+look fair enough:&mdash;"</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Keep ye the Law&mdash;be swift in all obedience&mdash;<br>
+ Clear the land of evil, drive the road and bridge the ford.<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Make ye sure to each his own</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> That he reap where he hath sown;</span><br>
+ By the peace among Our peoples let men know we serve the Lord!'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"Clean and wholesome teaching it seems, persuading civilised men that, as
+they are strong, so the obligation rests on them to set the world in
+order, carry tillage into its wildernesses, and clean up its bloodstained
+corners. Yet as a political philosophy it lacks the first of all
+essentials, and as Mr. Kipling develops it we begin to detect the flaw in
+the system:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'The 'eathen in 'is blindness bows down to wood and stone;<br>
+ 'E don't obey no orders unless they is his own;<br>
+ 'E keeps 'is side-arms awful: 'e leaves 'em all about,<br>
+ An' then comes up the regiment an' pokes the 'eathen out.<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> All along o' dirtiness, all along o' mess,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> All along o' doin' things rather-more-or-less.</span><br>
+<span class = "ind15"> Etc.'</span></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"What is wrong with this? Why, simply that it leaves Justice altogether
+out of account. The system has no room for it; even as it has no room for
+clemency, mansuetude; forbearance towards the weak. My next-door
+neighbour may keep his children in rags and his house in dirt, may be a
+loose liver with a frantically foolish religious creed; but all this does
+not justify me in taking possession of his house, and either poking him
+out or making him a serf on his own hearthstone. If there be such a thing
+as universal justice, then all men have their rights under it&mdash;even
+verminous persons. We are obliged to put constraint upon them when their
+habits afflict us beyond a certain point. And civilised nations are
+obliged to put constraint upon uncivilised ones which shock their moral
+sense beyond a certain point&mdash;as by cannibalism or human sacrifice. But
+such interference should stand upon a nice sense of the offender's rights,
+and in practice does so stand. The custom of polygamy, for instance (as
+practised abroad), horribly offends quite a large majority of His
+Majesty's lieges; yet Great Britain tolerates polygamy even in her own
+subject races. Neither polygamy nor uncleanliness can be held any just
+excuse for turning a nation out of its possessions.</p>
+
+<p>"And another reason for insisting upon the strictest reading of justice in
+these dealings between nations is the temptation which the least laxity
+offers to the stronger&mdash;a temptation which Press and Pulpit made no
+pretence of resisting during the late war. 'We are better than they,' was
+the cry; 'we are cleanlier, less ignorant; we have arts and a literature,
+whereas they have none; we make for progress and enlightenment, while they
+are absurdly conservative, if not retrogressive. Therefore the world will
+be the better by our annexing their land, and substituting our government
+for theirs. Therefore our cause, too, is the juster.' But therefore it
+is nothing of the sort. A dirty man may be in the right, and a clean man
+in the wrong; an ungodly man in the right, and a godly man in the wrong;
+and the most specious and well-intentioned system which allows justice to
+be confused with something else will allow it to be stretched, even by
+well-meaning persons, to cover theft, lying and flat piracy.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you trying to prove," demanded X, "that Mr. Kipling is a feminine
+poet?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, but I am about to bring you to the conclusion that in his worse mood
+he is a sham-masculine one. The 'Recessional' proves that, man of genius
+that he is, he rises to a conception of Universal Law. But too often he
+is trying to dodge it with sham law. A woman would not appeal to law at
+all: she would boldly take her stand on lawlessness. He, being an
+undoubted but misguided man, has to find some other way out; so he takes a
+twopenny-halfpenny code as the mood seizes him&mdash;be it the code of a
+barrack or of a Johannesburg Jew&mdash;and hymns it lustily against the
+universal code: and the pity and the sin of it is that now and then by
+flashes&mdash;as in 'The Tale of Purun Bhagat'&mdash;he sees the truth.</p>
+
+<p>"You remember the figure of the Cave which Socrates invented and explained
+to Glaucon in Plato's 'Republic'? He imagined men seated in a den which
+has its mouth open to the light, but their faces are turned to the wall of
+the den, and they sit with necks and legs chained so that they cannot
+move. Behind them, and between them and the light, runs a raised way with
+a low wall along it, 'like the screen over which marionette-players show
+their puppets.' Along this wall pass men carrying all sorts of vessels
+and statues and figures of animals. Some are talking, others silent; and
+as the procession goes by the chained prisoners see only the shadows
+passing across the rock in front of them, and, hearing the voices echoed
+from it, suppose that the sound comes from the shadows.</p>
+
+<p>"To explain the fascination of Mr. Kipling's verse one might take this
+famous picture and make one fearsome addition to it. There sits (one
+might go on to say) among the prisoners a young man different from them in
+voice and terribly different to look upon, because he has two pairs of
+eyes, the one turned towards the light and realities, the other towards
+the rock-face and the shadows. Using, now one, now the other of these two
+pairs of eyes, he never knows with which at the moment he is gazing,
+whether on the realities or on the shadows, but always supposes what he
+sees at the moment to be the realities, and calls them 'Things as They
+Are.' Further, his lips have been touched with the glory of the greater
+vision, and he speaks enchantingly when he discourses of the shadows on
+the rock, thereby deepening the delusion of the other prisoners whom his
+genius has played the crimp to, enticing them into the den and hocussing
+and chaining them there. For, seeing the shadows pass to the
+interpretation of such a voice, they are satisfied that they indeed behold
+Things as They Are, and that these are the only things worth knowing.</p>
+
+<p>"The tragedy of it lies in this, that Mr. Kipling in his greater moments
+cannot help but see that he, with every inspired singer, is by right the
+prophet of a law and order compared with which all the majestic law and
+order of the British Empire are but rags and trumpery:&mdash;"</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'I ha' harpit ye up to the throne o' God,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> I ha' harpit your midmost soul in three;</span><br>
+ I ha' harpit ye down to the Hinges o' Hell,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And&mdash;ye&mdash;would&mdash;make&mdash;a Knight o' me!'"</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>"Not long ago an interviewer called on Mr. Meredith, and brought away this
+for his pains:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'I suppose I should regard myself as getting old&mdash;I am
+ seventy-four. But I do not feel to be growing old either in
+ heart or mind. I still look on life with a young man's eye.
+ I have always hoped I should not grow old as some do&mdash;with a
+ palsied intellect, living backwards, regarding other people as
+ anachronisms because they themselves have lived on into other
+ times, and left their sympathies behind them with their years.'</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"He never will. He will always preserve the strength of manhood in his
+work because hope, the salt of manhood, is the savour of all his
+philosophy. When I think of his work as a whole&mdash;his novels and poems
+together&mdash;this confession of his appears to me, not indeed to summarise
+it&mdash;for it is far too multifarious and complex&mdash;but to say the first and
+the last word upon it. In poem and in novel he puts a solemnity of his
+own into the warning, <i>ne tu pueri contempseris annos</i>. He has never
+grown old, because his hopes are set on the young; and his dearest wish,
+for those who can read beneath his printed word, is to leave the world not
+worse, but so much the better as a man may, for the generations to come
+after him. To him this is 'the cry of the conscience of life':&mdash;"</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Keep the young generations in hail,<br>
+ And bequeath them no tumbled house.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"To him this is at once a duty and a 'sustainment supreme,' and perhaps
+the bitterest words this master of Comedy has written are for the seniors
+of the race who&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind7"> "'On their last plank,</span><br>
+ Pass mumbling it as nature's final page,'</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"And cramp the young with their rules of 'wisdom,' lest, as he says
+scornfully:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Lest dreaded change, long dammed by dull decay,<br>
+ Should bring the world a vessel steered by brain,<br>
+ And ancients musical at close of day.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"'Earth loves her young,' begins his next sonnet:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Her gabbling grey she eyes askant, nor treads<br>
+ The ways they walk; by what they speak oppressed.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"But his conviction, if here for a moment it discharges gall, is usually
+cheerful with the cheerfulness of health. Sometimes he consciously
+expounds it; oftener he leaves you to seek and find it, but always (I
+believe) you will find this happy hope in youth at the base of everything
+he writes.</p>
+
+<p>"The next thing to be noted is that he does not hope in youth because it
+is a period of license and waywardness, but because it is a period of
+imagination&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Days, when the ball of our vision<br>
+ Had eagles that flew unabashed to sun,'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"And because it therefore has a better chance of grasping what is Universal
+than has the prudential wisdom of age which contracts its eye to
+particulars and keeps it alert for social pitfalls&mdash;the kind of wisdom
+seen at its best (but its best never made a hero) in Bubb Doddington's
+verses:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Love thy country, wish it well,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> <i>Not with too intense a care</i>;</span><br>
+ 'Tis enough that, when it fell,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Thou its ruin didst not share.'</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"Admirable caution! Now contrast it for a moment with, let us say, the
+silly quixotic figure of Horatius with the broken bridge behind him:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Round turned he, as not deigning<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Those craven ranks to see:</span><br>
+ Nought spake he to Lars Porsena,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To Sextus nought spake he;</span><br>
+ But he saw on Palatinus<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The white porch of his home&mdash;'</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"I protest I have no heart to go on with the quotation: so unpopular is
+its author, just now, and so certainly its boyish heroism calls back the
+boyish tears to my eyes. Well, this boyish vision is what Mr. Meredith
+chooses to trust rather than Bubb Doddington's, and he trusts it as being
+the likelier to apprehend universal truths: he believes that Horatius with
+an army in front and a broken bridge behind him was a nobler figure than
+Bubb Doddington wishing his country well but not with too intense a care;
+and not only nobler but&mdash;this is the point&mdash;more obedient to divine law,
+more expressive of that which man was meant to be. If Mr. Meredith trusts
+youth, it is as a time of imagination; and if he trusts imagination, it is
+as a faculty for apprehending the Universal in life&mdash;that is to say, a
+divine law behind its shows and simulacra.</p>
+
+<p>"In 'The Empty Purse' you will find him instructing youth towards this
+law; but that there may be no doubt of his own belief in it, as an order
+not only controlling men but overriding angels and demons, first consider
+his famous sonnet, 'Lucifer in Starlight'&mdash;to my thinking one of the
+finest in our language:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'On a starred night Prince Lucifer uprose.<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Tired of his dark dominion swung the fiend</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Above the rolling ball in cloud part screened,</span><br>
+ Where sinners hugged their spectre of repose.<br>
+ Poor prey to his hot fit of pride were those.<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And now upon his western wing he leaned,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Now his huge bulk o'er Afric's sands careened,</span><br>
+ Now the black planet shadowed Arctic snows.<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Soaring through wider zones that pricked his scars</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> With memory of the old revolt from Awe,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> He reached a middle height, and at the stars,</span><br>
+ Which are the brain of Heaven, he looked, and sank.<br>
+ Around the ancient track marched, rank on rank,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The army of unalterable law.'"</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>"Suppose my contention&mdash;that poetry should concern itself with
+universals&mdash;to be admitted: suppose we all agreed that Poetry is an
+expression of the universal element in human life, that (as Shelley puts
+it) 'a poem is the very image of life expressed in its eternal truth.'
+There remains a question quite as important: and that is, How to recognise
+the Universal when we see it? We may talk of a Divine law, or a Divine
+order&mdash;call it what we will&mdash;which regulates the lives of us poor men no
+less than the motions of the stars, and binds the whole universe, high and
+low, into one system: and we may have arrived at the blessed wish to
+conform with this law rather than to strive and kick against the pricks
+and waste our short time in petulant rebellion. So far, so good: but how
+are we to know the law? How, with the best will in the world, are we to
+distinguish order from disorder? What assurance have we, after striving
+to bring ourselves into obedience, that we have succeeded? We may agree,
+for example, with Wordsworth that Duty is a stern daughter of the Voice of
+God, and that through Duty 'the most ancient heavens,' no less than we
+ourselves, are kept fresh and strong. But can we always discern this
+Universal, this Duty? What is the criterion? And what, when we have
+chosen, is the sanction of our choice?</p>
+
+<p>"A number of honest people will promptly refer us to revealed religion.
+'Take (they say) your revealed religion on faith, and there you have the
+law and the prophets, and your universals set out for you, and your
+principles of conduct laid down. What more do you want?'</p>
+
+<p>"To this I answer, 'We are human, and we need also the testimony of
+Poetry; and the priceless value of poetry for us lies in this, that it
+does <i>not</i> echo the Gospel like a parrot. If it did, it would be servile,
+superfluous. It is ministerial and useful because it approaches truth by
+another path. It does not say ditto to Mr. Burke&mdash;it corroborates. And
+it corroborates precisely because it does not say ditto, but employs a
+natural process of its own which it employed before ever Christianity was
+revealed. You may decide that religion is enough for you, and that you
+have no need of poetry; but if you have any intelligent need of poetry it
+will be because poetry, though it end in the same conclusions, reaches
+them by another and separate path.</p>
+
+<p>"Now (as I understand him) Mr. Meredith connects man with the Universal,
+and teaches him to arrive at it and recognise it by strongly reminding him
+that he is a child of Earth. 'You are amenable,' he says in effect, 'to a
+law which all the firmament obeys. But in all that firmament you are tied
+to one planet, which we call Earth. If therefore you would apprehend the
+law, study your mother, Earth, which also obeys it. Search out her
+operations; honour your mother as legitimate children, and let your honour
+be the highest you can pay&mdash;that of making yourself docile to her
+teaching. So will you stand the best chance, the only likely chance, of
+living in harmony with that Will which over-arches Earth and us all.'</p>
+
+<p>"In this doctrine Mr. Meredith believes passionately; so let there
+be no mistake about the thoroughness with which he preaches it.
+Even prayer, he tells us in one of his novels, is most useful when like a
+fountain it falls back and draws refreshment from earth for a new spring
+heavenward:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'And there vitality, there, there solely in song<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Besides, where earth and her uses to men, their needs,</span><br>
+ Their forceful cravings, the theme are: there is it strong,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The Master said: and the studious eye that reads,</span><br>
+ (Yea, even as earth to the crown of Gods on the mount),<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> In links divine with the lyrical tongue is bound.</span><br>
+ Pursue thy craft: it is music drawn of the fount<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To spring perennial; well-spring is common ground.'</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"And it follows that to one who believes in the teaching of earth so
+whole-heartedly earth is not a painted back-cloth for man to strut against
+and attitudinise, but a birth-place from which he cannot escape, and in
+relation with which he must be considered, and must consider himself, on
+pain of becoming absurd. Even:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'His cry to heaven is a cry to her<br>
+ He would evade.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"She is a stern mother, be it understood, no coddling one:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'He may entreat, aspire,<br>
+ He may despair, and she has never heed,<br>
+ She, drinking his warm sweat, will soothe his need,<br>
+ Not his desire.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"When we neglect or misread her lessons, she punishes; at the best, she
+offers no fat rewards to the senses, but&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'The sense of large charity over the land;<br>
+ Earth's wheaten of wisdom dispensed in the rough,<br>
+ And a bell ringing thanks for a sustenance meal.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"('Lean fare,' as the poet observes; and unpalatable, for instance, to our
+Members of Parliament, to whom our Mr. Balfour one evening paid the
+highest compliment within their range of apprehension by assuming that
+quite a large number of them could write cheques for &#163;69,000 without
+inconvenience.) At the best, too, she offers, with the loss of things we
+have desired, a serene fortitude to endure their loss:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Love born of knowledge, love that gains<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Vitality as Earth it mates,</span><br>
+ The meaning of the Pleasures, Pains,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The Life, the Death, illuminates.</span><br><br>
+
+ "'For love we Earth, then serve we all;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Her mystic secret then is ours:</span><br>
+ We fall, or view our treasures fall,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Unclouded&mdash;as beholds her flowers</span><br><br>
+
+ "'Earth, from a night of frosty wreck,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Enrobed in morning's mounted fire,</span><br>
+ When lowly, with a broken neck,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The crocus lays her cheek to mire.'</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+
+<p>"But at least it is the true milk for man that she distils&mdash;</p>
+
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'From her heaved breast of sacred common mould';</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"The breast (to quote from another poem)&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Which is his well of strength, his home of rest,<br>
+ And fair to scan.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"And so Mr. Meredith, having diagnosed our disease, which is Self&mdash;
+our 'distempered devil of Self,' gluttonous of its own enjoyments and
+therefore necessarily a foe to law, which rests on temperance and
+self-control&mdash;walks among men like his own wise physician, Melampus, with
+eyes that search the book of Nature closely, as well for love of her as to
+discover and extract her healing secrets.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'With love exceeding a simple love of the things
+<span class = "ind3"> That glide in grasses and rubble of woody wreck;</span><br>
+ Or change their perch on a beat of quivering wings<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> From branch to branch, only restful to pipe and peck;</span><br>
+ Or, bristled, curl at a touch their snouts in a ball;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Or cast their web between bramble and thorny hook;</span><br>
+ The good physician Melampus, loving them all,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Among them walked, as a scholar who reads a book.</span><br><br>
+
+ "'For him the woods were a home and gave him the key<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Of knowledge, thirst for their treasures in herbs and
+ flowers.</span><br>
+ The secrets held by the creatures nearer than we<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To earth he sought, and the link of their life with
+ ours.&#8230;'</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+
+<p>"Here by another road we come to a teaching which is also the Gospels':
+that to apprehend the highest truth one must have a mind of extreme
+humility. 'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth,'
+'Neither shall they say, Lo here! or Lo there! for behold the kingdom of
+God is within you,' 'And He took a little child and set him in the midst
+of them,' &amp;c. Poetry cannot make these sayings any truer than they are,
+but it can illuminate for us the depths of their truth, and so (be it
+humbly said) can help their acceptance by man. If they come down from
+heaven, derived from arguments too high for his ken, poetry confirms them
+by arguments taken from his own earth, instructing him the while to read
+it as&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'An Earth alive with meanings, wherein meet<br>
+ Buried, and breathing, and to be,'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"And teaching him, 'made lowly wise,' that the truth of the highest heavens
+lies scattered about his feet.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Melampus dwelt among men, physician and sage,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> He served them, loving them, healing them; sick or maimed,</span><br>
+ Or them that frenzied in some delirious rage<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Outran the measure, his juice of the woods reclaimed.</span><br>
+ He played on men, as his master Ph&#339;bus on strings<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Melodious: as the God did he drive and check,</span><br>
+ Through love exceeding a simple love of the things<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> That glide in grasses and rubble of woody wreck.'</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"I think, if we consider the essence of this teaching, we shall have no
+difficulty now in understanding why Mr. Meredith's hopes harp so
+persistently on the 'young generations,' why our duty to them is to him
+'the cry of the conscience of life,' or why, as he studies Earth, he
+maintains that&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind6"> "'Deepest at her springs,</span><br>
+ Most filial, is an eye to love her young.'"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>"But Meredith, if a true poet, is also and undeniably a hard one: and a
+poet must not only preach but persuade. 'He dooth not only show the way,'
+says Sidney, 'but giveth so sweet a prospect into the way as will intice
+any man to enter into it.'</p>
+
+<p>"Here, my dear X, I lay hands on you and drag you in as the Conscientious
+Objector. 'How?' you will ask. 'Is not the plain truth good enough for
+men? And if poetry must win acceptance for her by beautiful adornments,
+alluring images, captivating music, is there not something deceptive in
+the business, even if it be not downright dishonest?' Well, I think you
+have a right to be answered."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you," said X.</p>
+
+<p>"And I don't think you are convincingly answered by Keats'&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Beauty is truth, truth beauty&mdash;that is all<br>
+ Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"With all respect to the poet, we don't know it; and if we did it would
+come a long way short of all we need to know. The Conscientious Objector
+will none the less maintain that truth and beauty have never been
+recognised as identical, and that, in practice, to employ their names as
+convertible terms would lead to no end of confusion. I like the man (you
+will be glad to hear), because on an important subject he will be
+satisfied with nothing less than clear thinking. My own suspicion is
+that, when we have yielded him the inquiry which is his due into the
+relations between truth and beauty, we shall discover that spiritual
+truth&mdash;with which alone poetry concerns itself&mdash;is less a matter of
+ascertained facts than of ascertained harmonies, and that these harmonies
+are incapable of being expressed otherwise than in beautiful terms.
+But pending our inquiry (which must be a long one) let us put to the
+objector a practical question: 'What forbids a man, who has the truth to
+tell, from putting it as persuasively as possible? Were not the truths of
+the Gospel conveyed in parables? And is their truth diminished because
+these parables are exquisite in form and in language? Will you only
+commend persuasiveness in a sophist who engages to make the worst argument
+appear the better, and condemn it in a teacher who employs it to enforce
+truth?' The question, surely, is answered as soon as we have asked it.</p>
+
+<p>"And the further particular question, Is Mr. Meredith a persuasive poet?
+will be answered as promptly by us. He can be&mdash;let us grant&mdash;a plaguily
+forbidding one. His philosophy is not easy; yet it seems to me a deal
+easier than many of his single verses. I hope humbly, for instance, one
+of these days, to discover what is meant by such a verse as this:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Thou animatest ancient tales,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To prove our world of linear seed;</span><br>
+ Thy very virtue now assails<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> A tempter to mislead.'</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"Faint, yet pursuing, I hope; but I must admit that such writing does not
+obviously allure, that it rather dejects the student by the difficulty of
+finding a stool to sit down and be stoical on. 'Nay,' to parody Sidney,
+'he dooth as if your journey should lye through a fayre Vineyard, at the
+first give you a handful of nuts, forgetting the nut-crackers.' He is, in
+short, half his time forbiddingly difficult, and at times to all
+appearance so deliberately and yet so wantonly difficult, that you wonder
+what on earth you came out to pursue and why you should be tearing your
+flesh in these thickets.</p>
+
+<p>"And then you remember the swinging cadences of 'Love in the Valley'
+&mdash;the loveliest love-song of its century. Who can forget it?</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Lovely are the curves of the white owl sweeping<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Wavy in the dusk lit by one large star,</span><br>
+ Lone on the fir-branch, his rattle-note unvaried,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Brooding o'er the gloom, spins the brown evejar.</span><br>
+ Darker grows the valley, more and more forgetting;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> So were it with me if forgetting could be willed.</span><br>
+ Tell the grassy hollow that holds the bubbling well-spring,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Tell it to forget the source that keeps it filled.'</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"And you swear that no thickets can be so dense but you will wrestle
+through them in the hope of hearing that voice again, or even an echo of
+it.</p>
+
+<p>"'Melampus,' 'The Nuptials of Attila,' 'The Day of the Daughter of Hades,'
+'The Empty Purse,' 'Jump-to-Glory Jane,' and the splendid 'Ph&#339;bus with
+Admetus'&mdash;you come back to each again and again, compelled by the wizardry
+of single lines and by a certain separate glamour which hangs about each
+of them. Each of them is remembered by you as in its own way a superb
+performance; lines here and there so haunt you with their beauty that you
+must go back and read the whole poem over for the sake of them. Other
+lines you boggle over, and yet cannot forget them; you hope to like them
+better at the next reading; you re-read, and wish them away, yet find
+them, liked or disliked, so embedded in your memory that you cannot do
+without them. Take, for instance, the last stanza of 'Ph&#339;bus with
+Admetus':&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'You with shelly horns, rams! and promontory goats,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> You whose browsing beards dip in coldest dew!</span><br>
+ Bulls that walk the pasture in kingly-flashing coats!<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Laurel, ivy, vine, wreathed for feasts not few!</span><br>
+ You that build the shade-roof, and you that court the rays,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> You that leap besprinkling the rock stream-rent;</span><br>
+ He has been our fellow, the morning of our days;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Us he chose for house-mates, and this way went.'</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"The first thing that made this stanza unforgettable was the glorious
+third line: almost as soon 'promontory goats' fastened itself on memory;
+and almost as soon the last two lines were perceived to be excellent, and
+the fourth also. These enforced you, for the pleasure of recalling them,
+to recall the whole, and so of necessity to be hospitably minded toward
+the fifth and sixth lines, which at first repelled as being too obscurely
+and almost fantastically expressed. Having once passed it in, I find 'You
+that leap besprinkling the rock stream-rent,' with its delicate labial
+pause and its delicate consonantal chime, one of the most fascinating
+lines in the stanza. And since, after being the hardest of all to admit,
+it has become one of the best liked, I am forced in fairness to ask myself
+if hundreds of lines of Mr. Meredith's which now seem crabbed or fantastic
+may not justify themselves after many readings.</p>
+
+<p>"The greatest mistake, at all events, is to suppose him ignorant or
+careless of the persuasiveness which lies in technical skill; though we
+can hardly be surprised that he has not escaped a charge which was freely
+brought against Browning, than whom, perhaps, no single poet was ever more
+untiring in technical experiment. Every poem of Browning's is an
+experiment&mdash;sometimes successful, sometimes not&mdash;in wedding sense with
+metre; and so is every poem of Mr. Meredith's (he has even attempted
+galliambics), though he cannot emulate Browning's range. But he, too, has
+had his amazing successes&mdash;in the long, swooping lines of 'Love in the
+Valley':&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Shy as the squirrel and wayward as the swallow,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Swift as the swallow along the river's light,</span><br>
+ Circleting the surface to meet his mirrored winglets,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Fleeter she seems in her stay than in her flight.'</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"&mdash;In the 'Young Princess,' the stanzas of which are a din of
+nightingales' voices; in 'The Woods of Westermain' and 'The Nuptials of
+Attila,' where the ear awaits the burthen, as the sense awaits the horror,
+of the song, and the poet holds back both, increasing the painful
+expectancy; or in the hammered measure of 'Ph&#339;bus with Admetus'&mdash;a real
+triumph. Of each of these metres you have to admit at once that it is
+strange and arresting, and that you cannot conceive the poem written in
+any other. And, as I have said, their very asperities tend, with
+repetition, to pass into beauties.</p>
+
+<p>"But, in the end, he is remembered best for his philosophy, as the poet
+who tells us to have courage and trust in nature, that thereby we may
+attain whatever heaven may be. 'Neither shall they say, Lo, here! or Lo,
+there! for behold the kingdom of heaven is within you'&mdash;yes, and hell,
+too, Mr. Meredith wants us:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind7"> "'In tragic life, God wot,</span><br>
+ No villain need be! Passions spin the plot:<br>
+ We are betrayed by what is false within.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"So, again, in 'The Woods of Westermain,' we are warned that the worst
+betrayal for man lies in the cowardice of his own soul:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'But have care.<br>
+ In yourself may lurk the trap.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"Are you at heart a poltroon or a palterer, cruel, dull, envious, full of
+hate? Then Nature, the mother of the strong and generous, will have no
+pity, but will turn and rend you with claws. 'Trust her with your whole
+heart,' says Mr. Meredith, 'and go forward courageously until you follow:"</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind3"> "'Where never was track</span><br>
+ On the path trod of all.'<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>"The fight is an ennobling one, when all is said: rejoice in it, because
+our children shall use the victory.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind9"> "'Take stripes or chains;</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Grip at thy standard reviled.</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And what if our body be dashed from the steeps?</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Our spoken in protest remains.</span><br>
+<span class = "ind9"> A younger generation reaps.'"</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+
+<br><br><br><br><p>FROM A CORNISH WINDOW, <i>Thursday, Sept. 2nd</i>.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Hoist up sail while gale doth last.&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I do not call this very sound advice: but we followed it, and that is the
+reason why I am able to send off my monthly packet from the old address.
+Also it came very near to being a reason why I had no letter to send. The
+wind blew as obstinately as ever on the Tuesday morning; but this time we
+arranged our start more carefully, and beat out over the bar in
+comparatively smooth water. The seas outside were not at all smooth, but
+a Newlyn-built boat does not make much account of mere seas, and soon
+after midday we dropped anchor in Plymouth Cattewater, and went ashore for
+our letters.</p>
+
+<p>We were sworn to reach home next day, and somehow we forgot to study the
+barometer, which was doing its best to warn us. The weather was dirtier
+than ever and the wind harder. But we had grown accustomed to this: and
+persuaded ourselves that, once outside of the Rame, we could make a pretty
+fetch of it for home and cover the distance at our best speed&mdash;which
+indeed we did. But I confess that as we passed beyond the breakwater, and
+met the Plymouth trawlers running back for shelter, I began to wonder
+rather uneasily how the barometer might be behaving, and even dallied with
+the resolution to go below and see. We were well dressed down, however&mdash;
+double-reefed mainsail, reefed mizzen, foresail and storm jib&mdash;and after
+our beating at Salcombe none of us felt inclined to raise the question of
+putting back. There was nothing to hurt, as yet: the boat was shaking off
+the water like a duck, and making capital weather of it; we told each
+other that once beyond the Rame, with the sea on our quarter, we should do
+handsomely. And the gale&mdash;the newspapers called it a hurricane, but it
+was merely a gale&mdash;waited patiently until we were committed to it. Half
+an hour later we took in the mizzen, and, soon after, the foresail: and
+even so, and close-hauled, were abreast of Looe Island just forty-seven
+minutes after passing the Rame&mdash;nine miles. For a 28-ton cruiser this
+will be allowed to be fair going. For my own part I could have wished it
+faster: not from any desire to break 'records,' but because, should
+anything happen to our gear, we were uncomfortably close to a lee-shore,
+and the best behaved of boats could not stand up against the incessant
+shoreward thrust of the big seas crossing us. Also, to make matters
+worse, the shore itself now and then vanished in the 'dirt.' On the
+whole, therefore, it was not too soon for us that we opened the harbour
+and:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind3"> "Saw on Palatinus</span><br>
+ The white porch of our home,"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Though these were three or four times hidden from us by the seas over
+which we toppled through the harbour's mouth and into quiet water.
+While the sails were stowing I climbed down the ladder and sat in front of
+the barometer, and wondered how I should like this sort of thing if I had
+to go through it often, for my living.</p>
+
+<br><br>
+<a name="2HCH0010"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<br><br>
+<h3>OCTOBER.</h3>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness.&#8230;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I have been planting a perennial border in the garden and consulting,
+with serious damage to the temper, a number of the garden-books now in
+fashion. When a man drives at practice&mdash;when he desires to know precisely
+at what season, in what soil, and at what depth to plant his martagon
+lilies, to decide between <i>Ayrshire Ruga</i> and <i>Fellenberg</i> for the pillar
+that requires a red rose, to fix the right proportion of sand and
+leaf-mould to suit his carnations&mdash;when 'his only plot' is to plant the
+bergamot&mdash;he resents being fobbed off with prattle:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "My squills make a brave show this morning, and the little petticoated
+ Narcissus Cyclamineus in the lower rock-garden (surely Narcissus
+ ought to have been a girl!) begins to 'take the winds of March with
+ beauty.' I am expecting visitors, and hope that mulching will
+ benefit the Yellow Pottebakkers, which I don't want to flower before
+ Billy comes home from school," etc.</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But the other day, in 'The Garden's Story,' by Mr. George H. Ellwanger,
+I came upon a piece of literary criticism which gave me a pleasurable
+pause in my search for quite other information. Mr. Ellwanger, a great
+American gardener, has observed that our poets usually sing of autumn in a
+minor key, which startles an American who, while accustomed to our
+language, cannot suit this mournfulness with the still air and sunshine
+and glowing colour of his own autumn. With us, as he notes, autumn is a
+dank, sodden season, bleak or shivering. 'The sugar and scarlet maple,
+the dogwood and sumac, are wanting to impart their warmth of colour; and
+St. Martin's summer somehow fails to shed a cheerful influence' comparable
+with that of the Indian summer over there. The Virginia creeper which
+reddens our Oxford walls so magnificently in October is an importation of
+no very long standing&mdash;old enough to be accepted as a feature of the
+place, not yet old enough to be inseparably connected with it in song.
+Yet&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Of all odes to autumn, Keats's, I believe, is most universally
+ admired. This might almost answer to our own fall of the leaf,
+ and is far less sombre than many apostrophes to the season that occur
+ throughout English verse."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>From this Mr. Ellwanger proceeds to compare Keats's with the wonderful
+'Ode to Autumn' which Hood wrote in 1823 (each ode, by the way, belongs to
+its author's twenty-fourth year), less perfect, to be sure, and far less
+obedient to form, but with lines so haunting and images so full of beauty
+that they do not suffer in the comparison. Listen to the magnificent
+opening:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "I saw old Autumn in the misty morn<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Stand shadowless like Silence, listening</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To silence, for no lonely bird would sing</span><br>
+ Into his hollow ear from woods forlorn,<br>
+ Nor lonely hedge, nor solitary thorn.&#8230;"<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I had never (to my shame) thought of comparing the two odes until Mr.
+Ellwanger invited me. He notes the felicitous use of the O-sounds
+throughout Hood's ode, and points out, shrewdly as correctly, that the two
+poets were contemplating two different stages of autumn. Keats, more
+sensuous, dwells on the stage of mellow fruitfulness, and writes of late
+October at the latest. Hood's poem lies close 'on the birth of trembling
+winter': he sings more austerely of November's desolation:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Where is the pride of Summer&mdash;the green prime&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The many, many leaves all twinkling?&mdash;Three</span><br>
+ On the moss'd elm; three on the naked lime<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Trembling,&mdash;and one upon the old oak tree!</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Where is the Dryad's immortality?</span><br>
+ Gone into mournful cypress and dark yew,<br>
+ Or wearing the long gloomy Winter through<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> In the smooth holly's green eternity.</span><br>
+ "The squirrel gloats o'er his accomplished hoard,<br>
+ The ants have brimm'd their garners with ripe grain,<br>
+<span class = "ind6"> And honey bees have stored</span><br>
+ The sweets of summer in their luscious cells;<br>
+ The swallows all have wing'd across the main;<br>
+ But here the Autumn melancholy dwells,<br>
+<span class = "ind6"> And sighs her tearful spells</span><br>
+ Amongst the sunless shadows of the plain.<br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Alone, alone</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Upon a mossy stone</span><br>
+ She sits and reckons up the dead and gone<br>
+ With the last leaves for a love-rosary&#8230;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>The last image involves a change of sex in personified Autumn: an
+awkwardness, I allow. But if the awkwardness of the change can be
+excused, Hood's lines excuse it:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "O go and sit with her and be o'er-shaded<br>
+ Under the languid downfall of her hair;<br>
+ She wears a coronal of flowers faded<br>
+ Upon her forehead, and a face of care;<br>
+ There is enough of wither'd everywhere<br>
+ To make her bower,&mdash;and enough of gloom.&#8230;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>In spite of its ambiguity of sex and in spite of its irregular metre,
+I find, with Mr. Ellwanger, more force of poetry in Hood's ode than in
+Keats's; and this in spite of one's prejudice in favour of the greater
+poet. It came on me with a small shock therefore to find that
+Mr. Bridges, in his already famous Essay on Keats, ranks 'Autumn' as the
+very best of all Keats's Odes.</p>
+
+<p>Now whether one agrees with him or not, there is no loose talk in Mr.
+Bridges's criticism. He tells us precisely why he prefers this poem to
+that other: and such definiteness in critical writing is not only useful
+in itself but perhaps the severest test of a critic's quality. No task
+can well be harder than to take a poem, a stanza, or a line, to decide
+"Just here lies the strength, the charm; or just here the looseness, the
+defect." In any but the strongest hands these methods ensure mere
+niggling ingenuity, in which all appreciation of the broader purposes of
+the author&mdash;of Aristotle's 'universal'&mdash;disappears, while the critic
+reveals himself as an industrious pick-thank person concerned with matters
+of slight and secondary importance. But if well conducted such criticism
+has a particular value. As Mr. Bridges says:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "If my criticism should seem sometimes harsh, that is, I believe, due
+ to its being given in plain terms, a manner which I prefer, because
+ by obliging the writer to say definitely what he means, it makes his
+ mistakes easier to point out, and in this way the true business of
+ criticism may be advanced; nor do I know that, in a work of this
+ sort, criticism has any better function than to discriminate between
+ the faults and merits of the best art: for it commonly happens, when
+ any great artist comes to be generally admired, that his faults,
+ being graced by his excellences, are confounded with them in the
+ popular judgment, and being easy of imitation, are the points of his
+ work which are most liable to be copied."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Further, Mr. Bridges leaves us in no doubt that he considers the Odes to
+be in many respects the most important division of Keats's poetry.
+"Had Keats," he says, "left us only his Odes, his rank among the poets
+would be not lower than it is, for they have stood apart in literature, at
+least the six most famous of them."</p>
+
+<p>These famous six are: (1) 'Psyche,' (2) 'Melancholy,' (3) 'Nightingale,'
+(4) 'Grecian Urn,' (5) 'Indolence,' (6) 'Autumn'; and Mr. Bridges is not
+content until he has them arranged in a hierarchy. He draws up a list in
+order of merit, and in it gives first place&mdash;'for its perfection'&mdash;to
+'Autumn':&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "This is always reckoned among the faultless masterpieces of English
+ poetry; and unless it be objected as a slight blemish that the words
+ 'Think not of them' in the second line of the third stanza are
+ somewhat awkwardly addressed to a personification of Autumn, I do not
+ know that any sort of fault can be found in it."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But though 'Autumn' (1) is best as a whole, the 'Nightingale' (2)
+altogether beats it in splendour and intensity of mood; and, after
+pointing out its defects, Mr. Bridges confesses, "I could not name any
+English poem of the same length which contains so much beauty as this
+ode." Still, it takes second place, and next comes 'Melancholy' (3).
+"The perception in this ode is profound, and no doubt experienced;" but in
+spite of its great beauty "it does not hit so hard as one would expect.
+I do not know whether this is due to a false note towards the end of the
+second stanza, or to a disagreement between the second and third stanzas."
+Next in order come 'Psyche' (4) and, disputing place with it, the
+'Grecian Urn' (5). 'Indolence' (6) closes the procession; and I dare say
+few will dispute her title to the last place.
+
+But with these six odes we must rank (a) the fragment of the 'May Ode,'
+immortal on account of the famous passage of inimitable beauty descriptive
+of the Greek poets&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Leaving great verse unto a little clan.'"&mdash;</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>And (b) (c) the Odes to 'Pan' and to 'Sorrow' from 'Endymion.' Of the
+latter Mr. Sidney Colvin has written:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "His later and more famous lyrics, though they are free from the
+ faults and immaturities which disfigure this, yet do not, to my mind
+ at least, show a command over such various sources of imaginative and
+ musical effect, or touch so thrillingly so many chords of the spirit.
+ A mood of tender irony and wistful pathos like that of the best
+ Elizabethan love-songs; a sense as keen as Heine's of the immemorial
+ romance of India and the East; a power like that of Coleridge, and
+ perhaps caught from him, of evoking the remotest weird and beautiful
+ associations almost with a word; clear visions of Greek beauty and
+ wild wood-notes of Celtic imagination; all these elements come here
+ commingled, yet in a strain perfectly individual."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>With this Mr. Bridges entirely agrees; but adds:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "It unfortunately halts in the opening, and the first and fourth
+ stanzas especially are unequal to the rest, as is again the third
+ from the end, 'Young Stranger,' which for its matter would with more
+ propriety have been cast into the previous section; and these
+ impoverish the effect, and contain expressions which might put some
+ readers off. If they would begin at the fifth stanza and omit the
+ third from the end, they would find little that is not admirable."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Now, for my part, when in book or newspaper I come upon references to
+Isaiah lxi. 1-3, or Shakespeare, K. Henry IV., Pt. ii., Act 4, Sc. 5, l.
+163, or the like, I have to drop my reading at once and hunt them up.
+So I hope that these references of Mr. Bridges will induce the reader to
+take his Keats down from the shelf. And I hope further that, having his
+Keats in hand, the reader will examine these odes again and make out an
+order for himself, as I propose to do.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>Mr. Bridges's order of merit was: (1) 'Autumn,' (2) the 'Nightingale,'
+(3) 'Melancholy,' (4) 'Psyche,' (5) 'Grecian Urn,' (6) 'Indolence';
+leaving us to rank with these (a) the fragment of the 'May Ode,' and
+(b) (c) the Odes to 'Pan' and to 'Sorrow' from 'Endymion.'</p>
+
+<p>Now of 'Autumn,' to which he gives the first place 'for its perfection,'
+one may remark that Keats did not entitle it an Ode, and the omission may
+be something more than casual. Certainly its three stanzas seem to me to
+exhibit very little of that <i>progression</i> of thought and feeling which I
+take to be one of the qualities of an ode as distinguished from an
+ordinary lyric. The line is notoriously hard to draw: but I suppose that
+in theory the lyric deals summarily with its theme, whereas the ode treats
+it in a sustained progressive manner. But sustained treatment is hardly
+possible within the limits of three stanzas, and I can discover no
+progression. The first two stanzas elaborate a picture of Autumn; the
+third suggests a reflection&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Where are the songs of Spring? Ay, where are they?<br>
+ Think not of them, thou hast thy music too&mdash;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>And promptly, with a few added strokes, all pictorial, the poet works that
+reflection into decoration. A sonnet could not well be more summary.
+In fact, the poem in structure of thought very closely resembles a sonnet;
+its first two stanzas corresponding to the octave, and its last stanza to
+the sestett.</p>
+
+<p>This will perhaps be thought very trivial criticism of a poem which most
+people admit to be, as a piece of writing, all but absolutely flawless.
+But allowing that it expresses perfectly what it sets out to express,
+I yet doubt if it deserve the place assigned to it by Mr. Bridges.
+Expression counts for a great deal: but ideas perhaps count for more.
+And in the value of the ideas expressed I cannot see that 'Autumn' comes
+near to rivalling the 'Nightingale' (for instance) or 'Melancholy.'
+The thought that Autumn has its songs as well as Spring has neither the
+rarity nor the subtlety nor the moral value of the thought that:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind9">"In the very temple of Delight</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Veil'd Melancholy has her sovran shrine,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Though seen of none save him whose strenuous tongue</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Can burst joy's grape against his palate fine;</span><br>
+ His soul shall taste the sadness of her might,<br>
+<span class = "ind6"> And be among her cloudy trophies hung."</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>To test it in another way:&mdash;It is perfect, no doubt: but it has not the
+one thing that now and then in poetry rises (if I may use the paradox)
+above perfection. It does not contain, as one or two of the Odes contain,
+what I may call the Great Thrill. It nowhere compels that sudden
+'silent, upon a peak in Darien' shiver, that awed surmise of the magic of
+poetry which arrests one at the seventh stanza of the 'Nightingale' or
+before the closing lines of 'Psyche.' Such verse as:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Perhaps the self-same song hath found a path<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> She stood in tears amid the alien corn;</span><br>
+<span class = "ind9"> The same that oft-times hath</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Charm'd magic casements, opening on the foam</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Of perilous seas in faery lands forlorn&mdash;"</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Reaches beyond technical perfection to the very root of all tears and joy.
+Such verse links poetry to Love itself&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind3"> "Half angel and half bird,</span><br>
+ And all a wonder and a wild desire."<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>The 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' does not perhaps quite reach this divine
+thrill: but its second and third stanzas have a rapture that comes very
+near to it (I will speak anon of the fourth stanza): and I should not
+quarrel with one who preferred these two stanzas even to the close of
+'Psyche.'</p>
+
+<p>Now it seems to me that the mere touching of this poetic height&mdash;the mere
+feat of causing this most exquisite vibration in the human nerves&mdash;gives a
+poem a quality and a rank apart; a quality and a rank not secured to
+'Autumn' by all its excellence of expression. I grant, of course, that it
+takes two to produce this thrill&mdash;the reader as well as the poet.
+And if any man object to me that he, for his part, feels a thrill as
+poignant when he reads stanza 2 of 'Autumn' as when he reads stanza 7 of
+the 'Nightingale,' then I confess that I shall have some difficulty in
+answering him. But I believe very few, if any, will assert this of
+themselves. And perhaps we may get at the truth of men's feelings on this
+point in another way. Suppose that of these four poems, 'Autumn,'
+'Nightingale,' 'Psyche,' and 'Grecian Urn,' one were doomed to perish, and
+fate allowed us to choose which one should be abandoned. Sorrowful as the
+choice must be, I believe that lovers of poetry would find themselves
+least loth to part with 'Autumn'; that the loss of either of the others
+would be foreseen as a sharper wrench.</p>
+
+<p>For the others lie close to human emotion; are indeed interpenetrated with
+emotion; whereas 'Autumn' makes but an objective appeal, chiefly to the
+visual sense. It is, as I have said, a decorative picture; and even so it
+hardly beats the pictures in stanza 4 of the 'Grecian Urn'&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "What little town by river or sea-shore,<br>
+ Or mountain, built with peaceful citadel,<br>
+ Is emptied of its folk, this pious morn?"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Though Keats, to be sure, comes perilously near to spoiling these lines by
+the three answering ones&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "And, little town, thy streets for evermore<br>
+ Will silent be; and not a soul to tell<br>
+ Why thou art desolate, can e'er return."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>&mdash;Which, though beautiful in themselves, involve a confusion of thought;
+since (in Mr. Colvin's words) "they speak of the arrest of life as though
+it were an infliction in the sphere of reality, and not merely a necessary
+condition in the sphere of art, having in that sphere its own
+compensations."</p>
+
+<p>But it is time to be drawing up one's own order for the Odes. The first
+place, then, let us give to the 'Nightingale,' for the intensity of its
+emotion, for the sustained splendour and variety of its language, for the
+consummate skill with which it keeps the music matched with the mood, and
+finally because it attains, at least twice, to the 'great thrill.'
+Nor can one preferring it offend Mr. Bridges, who confesses that he "could
+not name any English poem of the same length which contains so much beauty
+as this ode."</p>
+
+<p>For the second place, one feels inclined at first to bracket 'Psyche' with
+the 'Grecian Urn.' Each develops a beautiful idea. In 'Psyche' the poet
+addresses the loveliest but latest-born vision 'of all Olympus's faded
+hierarchy,' and promises her that, though born:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind3"> "Too late for antique vows,</span><br>
+ Too, too late for the fond believing lyre,"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>She shall yet have a priest, the poet, and a temple built in some
+untrodden region of his mind&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "And in the midst of this wide quietness<br>
+ A rosy sanctuary will I dress<br>
+ With the wreath'd trellis of a working brain,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> With buds, and bells, and stars without a name,</span><br>
+ With all the gardener Fancy e'er could feign,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Who breeding flowers will never breed the same:</span><br>
+ And there shall be for thee all soft delight<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> That shadowy thought can win,</span><br>
+ A bright torch, and a casement ope at night,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To let the warm Love in!"</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>The thought of the 'Grecian Urn' is (to quote Mr. Bridges) "the supremacy
+of ideal art over Nature, because of its unchanging expression of
+perfection." And this also is true and beautiful. Idea for idea, there
+is little to choose between the two odes. Each has the 'great thrill,' or
+something very like it. The diction of 'Psyche' is more splendid; the
+mood of the 'Grecian Urn' happier and (I think) rarer. But 'Psyche'
+asserts its superiority in the orderly development of its idea, which
+rises steadily to its climax in the magnificent lines quoted above, and on
+that note triumphantly closes: whereas the 'Grecian Urn' marches
+uncertainly, recurs to its main idea without advancing it, reaches
+something like its climax in the middle stanza, and tripping over a pun
+(as Mr. Bridges does not hesitate to call 'O Attic shape! fair attitude!')
+at the entrance of the last stanza, barely recovers itself in time to make
+a forcible close.</p>
+
+<p>(1) 'Nightingale,' (2) 'Psyche,' (3) 'Grecian Urn.' Shall the next place
+go to 'Melancholy?' The idea of this ode (I contrasted it just now with
+the idea of 'Autumn') is particularly fine; and when we supply the first
+stanza which Keats discarded we see it to be well developed.
+The discarded stanza lies open to the charge of staginess. One may answer
+that Keats meant it to be stagey: that he deliberately surrounded the
+quest of the false Melancholy with those paste-board 'properties'&mdash;the
+bark of dead men's bones, the rudder of a dragon's tail 'long severed, yet
+still hard with agony', the cordage woven of large uprootings from the
+skull of bald Medusa'&mdash;in order to make the genuine Melancholy more
+effective by contrast.[1] Yet, as Mr. Bridges points out, the ode does
+not hit so hard as one would expect: and it has seemed to me that the
+composition of D&#252;rer's great drawing may have something to do with this.
+D&#252rer <i>did</i> surround his Melancholia with 'properties,' and he <i>did</i>
+evoke a figure which all must admit to be not only tremendously impressive
+but entirely genuine, whatever Keats may say; a figure so haunting, too,
+that it obtrudes its face between us and Keats's page and scares away his
+delicate figure of:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind6"> "Joy, whose hand is ever at his lips</span><br>
+ Bidding adieu&#8230;"&mdash;<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Reducing him to the pettiness of a Chelsea-china shepherd. Mr. Bridges,
+too, calls attention to a false note in the second stanza:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Or if thy mistress some rich anger shows,<br>
+ Emprison her soft hand, and let her rave,<br>
+ And feed, feed deep upon her peerless eyes."<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>So prone was Keats to sound this particular false note that Mr. Bridges
+had to devote some three pages of his essay to an examination of the
+poet's want of taste in his speech about women and his lack of true
+insight into human passion. The worst trick this disability ever played
+upon Keats was to blind him to his magnificent opportunity in 'Lamia'&mdash;an
+opportunity of which the missing is felt as positively cruel: but it
+betrayed him also into occasional lapses and ineptitudes which almost
+rival Leigh Hunt's&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "The two divinest things the world has got&mdash;<br>
+ A lovely woman in a rural spot."<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>This blemish may, perhaps, condemn it to a place below 'Autumn'; of which
+(I hope) reason has been shown why it cannot rank higher than (4).
+And (6) <i>longo intervallo</i> comes 'Indolence,' which may be fearlessly
+called an altogether inferior performance.</p>
+
+<p>The 'May Ode' stands by itself, an exquisite fragment. But the two odes
+from <i>Endymion</i> may be set well above 'Indolence,' and that to 'Sorrow,'
+in my opinion, above 'Autumn,' and only a little way behind the leaders.</p>
+
+<p>But the fall of the year is marked for us by a ceremony more poignant,
+more sorrowfully seasonable than any hymned by Hood or by Keats. Let us
+celebrate&mdash;<br><br></p>
+
+<h4>LAYING UP THE BOAT.</h4>
+
+<p>There arrives a day towards the end of October&mdash;or with luck we may tide
+over into November&mdash;when the wind in the mainsail suddenly takes a winter
+force, and we begin to talk of laying up the boat. Hitherto we have kept
+a silent compact and ignored all change in the season. We have watched
+the blue afternoons shortening, fading through lilac into grey, and let
+pass their scarcely perceptible warnings. One afternoon a few kittiwakes
+appeared. A week later the swallows fell to stringing themselves like
+beads along the coastguard's telephone-wire on the hill. They vanished,
+and we pretended not to miss them. When our hands grew chill with
+steering we rubbed them by stealth or stuck them nonchalantly in our
+pockets. But this vicious unmistakable winter gust breaks the spell.
+We take one look around the harbour, at the desolate buoys awash and
+tossing; we cast another seaward at the thick weather through which, in a
+week at latest, will come looming the earliest of the Baltic merchantmen,
+our November visitors&mdash;bluff vessels with red-painted channels, green
+deckhouses, white top-strakes, wooden davits overhanging astern, and the
+Danish flag fluttering aloft in the haze. Then we find speech; and with
+us, as with the swallows, the move into winter quarters is not long
+delayed when once it comes into discussion. We have dissembled too long;
+and know, as we go through the form of debating it, that our date must be
+the next spring-tides.</p>
+
+<p>This ritual of laying up the boat is our way of bidding farewell to
+summer; and we go through it, when the day comes, in ceremonial silence.
+<i>Favete linguis!</i> The hour helps us, for the spring-tides at this season
+reach their height a little after night-fall, and it is on an already
+slackening flood that we cast off our moorings and head up the river with
+our backs to the waning sunset. Since we tow a dinghy astern and are
+ourselves towed by the silent yachtsman, you may call it a procession.
+She has been stripped, during the last two days, of sails, rigging, and
+all spars but the mainmast. Now we bring her alongside the town quay and
+beneath the shears&mdash;the abhorr&#232;d shears&mdash;which lift this too out of its
+step, dislocated with a creak as poignant as the cry of Polydorus.
+We lower it, lay it along the deck, and resume our way; past quay doors
+and windows where already the townsfolk are beginning to light their
+lamps; and so by the jetties where foreign crews rest with elbows on
+bulwarks and stare down upon us idly through the dusk. She is after all
+but a little cutter of six tons, and we might well apologise, like the
+Athenian, for so diminutive a corpse. But she is our own; and they never
+saw her with jackyarder spread, or spinnaker or jib-topsail delicate as
+samite&mdash;those heavenly wings!&mdash;nor felt her gallant spirit straining to
+beat her own record before a tense northerly breeze. Yet even to them her
+form, in pure white with gilt fillet, might tell of no common obsequies.</p>
+
+<p>For in every good ship the miracle of Galatea is renewed; and the
+shipwright who sent this keel down the ways to her element surely beheld
+the birth of a goddess. He still speaks of her with pride, but the
+conditions of his work keep him a modest man; for he goes about it under
+the concentred gaze of half a dozen old mariners hauled ashore, who haunt
+his yard uninvited, slow of speech but deadly critical. Nor has the
+language a word for their appalling candour. Often, admiring how
+cheerfully he tolerates them, I have wondered what it would feel like to
+compose a novel under the eyes of half a dozen reviewers. But to him, as
+to his critics, the ship was a framework only until the terrible moment
+when with baptism she took life. Did he in the rapture, the brief ecstasy
+of creation, realise that she had passed from him? Ere the local
+artillery band had finished 'Rule Britannia,' and while his friends were
+still shaking his hands and drinking to him, did he know his loss in his
+triumph? His fate is to improve the world, not to possess; to chase
+perfection, knowing that under the final mastering touch it must pass from
+his hand; to lose his works and anchor himself upon the workmanship, the
+immaterial function. For of art this is the cross and crown in one; and
+he, modest man, was born to the sad eminence.</p>
+
+<p>She is ours now by purchase, but ours, too, by something better. Like a
+slave's her beautiful untaught body came to us; but it was we who gave
+wings to her, and with wings a soul, and a law to its grace, and
+discipline to its vital impulses. She is ours, too, by our gratitude,
+since the delicate machine:</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Has like a woman given up its joy;"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>And by memories of her helpfulness in such modest perils as we tempt, of
+her sweet companionship through long days empty of annoyance&mdash;land left
+behind with its striving crowds, its short views, its idols of the
+market-place, its sordid worries; the breast flung wide to the horizon,
+swept by wholesome salt airs, void perhaps, but so beatifically clean!
+Then it was that we learned her worth, drinking in the knowledge without
+effort, lulled hour after hour by her whisperings which asked for no
+answer, by the pulse of her tiller soft against the palm. Patter of
+reef-points, creak of cordage, hum of wind, hiss of brine&mdash;I think at
+times that she has found a more human language. Who that has ever steered
+for hours together cannot report of a mysterious voice 'breaking the
+silence of the seas,' as though a friend were standing and speaking
+astern? or has not turned his head to the confident inexplicable call?
+The fishermen fable of drowned sailors 'hailing their names.' But the
+voice is of a single speaker; it bears no likeness to the hollow tones of
+the dead; it calls no name; it utters no particular word. It merely
+speaks. Sometimes, ashamed at being tricked by an illusion so absurd,
+I steal a glance at the yachtsman forward. He is smoking, placidly
+staring at the clouds. Patently he was not the speaker, and patently he
+has heard nothing. Was it Cynthia, my dearer shipmate? She, too, knows
+the voice; even answered it one day, supposing it mine, and in her
+confusion I surprised our common secret. But we never hear it together.
+She is seated now on the lee side of the cockpit, her hands folded on the
+coaming, her chin rested on them, and her eyes gazing out beneath the sail
+and across the sea from which they surely have drawn their wine-coloured
+glooms. She has not stirred for many minutes. No, it was not Cynthia.
+Then either it must be the wild, obedient spirit who carries us, straining
+at the impassable bar of speech, to break through and be at one with her
+master, or else&mdash;Can it have been Ariel, perched aloft in the shrouds,
+with mischievous harp?</p>
+
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "That was the chirp of Ariel<br>
+ You heard, as overhead it flew,<br>
+ The farther going more to dwell<br>
+ And wing our green to wed our blue;<br>
+ But whether note of joy or knell<br>
+ Not his own Father-singer knew;<br>
+ Nor yet can any mortal tell,<br>
+ Save only how it shivers through;<br>
+ The breast of us a sounded shell,<br>
+ The blood of us a lighted dew."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Perhaps; but for my part I believe it was the ship; and if you deride my
+belief, I shall guess you one of those who need a figure-head to remind
+them of a vessel's sex. There are minds which find a certain romance in
+figure-heads. To me they seem a frigid, unintelligent device, not to say
+idolatrous. I have known a crew to set so much store by one that they
+kept a tinsel locket and pair of ear-rings in the forecastle and duly
+adorned their darling when in port. But this is materialism. The true
+personality of a ship resides in no prefiguring lump of wood with a
+sightless smile to which all seas come alike and all weathers. Lay your
+open palm on the mast, rather, and feel life pulsing beneath it, trembling
+through and along every nerve of her. Are you converted? That life is
+yours to control. Take the tiller, then, and for an hour be a god!
+For indeed you shall be a god, and of the very earliest. The centuries
+shall run out with the chain as you slip moorings&mdash;run out and drop from
+you, plumb, and leave you free, winged! Or if you cannot forget in a
+moment the times to which you were born, each wave shall turn back a page
+as it rolls past to break on the shore towards which you revert no glance.
+Even the romance of it shall fade with the murmur of that coast.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Sails of silk and ropes of sendal,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Such as gleam in ancient lore,</span><br>
+ And the singing of the sailor,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And the answer from the shore&mdash;"</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>These shall pass and leave you younger than romance&mdash;a child open-eyed and
+curious, pleased to meet a sea-parrot or a rolling porpoise, or to watch
+the gannets diving&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind6"> "As Noah saw them dive</span><br>
+ O'er sunken Ararat."<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Yes, and sunset shall bring you, a god, to the gates of a kingdom I must
+pause to describe for you, though when you reach it you will forget my
+description and imagine yourself its first discoverer. But that is a part
+of its charm.</p>
+
+<p>Walter Pater, reading the <i>Odyssey</i>, was brought up (as we say) 'with a
+round turn' by a passage wherein Homer describes briefly and with accuracy
+how some mariners came to harbour, took down sail, and stepped ashore.
+It filled him with wonder that so simple an incident&mdash;nor to say ordinary
+&mdash;could be made so poetical; and, having pondered it, he divided the
+credit between the poet and his fortunate age&mdash;a time (said he) in which
+one could hardly have spoken at all without ideal effect, or the sailors
+pulled down their boat without making a picture 'in the great style'
+against a sky charged with marvels.</p>
+
+<p>You will discover, when you reach the river-mouth of which I am telling,
+and are swept over the rolling bar into quiet water&mdash;you will discover
+(and with ease, being a god) that Mr. Pater was entirely mistaken, and the
+credit belongs neither to Homer nor to his fortunate age. For here are
+woods with woodlanders, and fields with ploughmen, and beaches with
+fishermen hauling nets; and all these men, as they go about their work,
+contrive to make pictures 'in the great style' against a sky charged with
+marvels, obviously without any assistance from Homer, and quite as if
+nothing had happened for, say, the last three thousand years. That the
+immemorial craft of seafaring has no specially 'heroic age'&mdash;or that, if
+it have, that age is yours&mdash;you will discover by watching your own
+yachtsman as he moves about lowering foresail and preparing to drop
+anchor.</p>
+
+<p>It is a river of gradual golden sunsets, such as Wilson painted&mdash;a
+broad-bosomed flood between deep and tranquil woods, the main banks
+holding here and there a village as in an arm maternally crook'd, but
+opening into creeks where the oaks dip their branches in the high tides,
+where the stars are glassed all night long without a ripple, and where you
+may spend whole days with no company but herons and sandpipers. Even by
+the main river each separate figure&mdash;the fisherman on the shore, the
+ploughman on the upland, the ferryman crossing between them&mdash;moves slowly
+upon a large landscape, while, permeating all, 'the essential silence
+cheers and blesses.' After a week at anchor in the heart of this silence
+Cynthia and I compared notes, and set down the total population at fifty
+souls; and even so she would have it that I had included the owls.
+Lo! the next morning an unaccustomed rocking awoke us in our berths, and,
+raising the flap of our dew-drenched awning, we 'descried at sunrise an
+emerging prow' of a peculiarly hideous excursion steamboat. She blew no
+whistle, and we were preparing to laugh at her grotesque temerity when we
+became aware of a score of boats putting out towards her from the shadowy
+banks. Like spectres they approached, reached her, and discharged their
+complements, until at last a hundred and fifty passengers crowded her
+deck. In silence&mdash;or in such silence as a paddle-boat can achieve&mdash;she
+backed, turned, and bore them away: on what festal errand we never
+discovered. We never saw them return. For aught I know they may never
+have returned. They raised no cheer; no band accompanied them; they
+passed without even the faint hum of conversation. In five minutes at
+most the apparition had vanished around the river-bend seawards and out of
+sight. We stared at the gently heaving water, turned, and caught sight of
+Euergetes, his head and red cap above the forecastle hatch. (I call our
+yachtsman Euergetes because it is so unlike his real name that neither he
+nor his family will recognise it.) "Why, Euergetes," exclaimed Cynthia,
+"wherever did they all come from?" "I'm sure I can't tell you, ma'am," he
+answered, "unless 'twas from the woods,"&mdash;giving us to picture these ardent
+holiday-makers roosting all night in the trees while we slumbered.
+But the odd thing was that the labourers manned the fields that day, the
+fishermen the beach that evening, in un-diminished numbers. We landed,
+and could detect no depletion in the village. We landed on subsequent
+days, and discovered no increase. And the inference, though easy, was
+startling.</p>
+
+<p>I suppose that 'in the great style' could hardly be predicated of our
+housekeeping on these excursions; and yet it achieves, in our enthusiastic
+opinion, a primitive elegance not often recaptured by mortals since the
+passing of the Golden Age. We cook for ourselves, but bring a fine spirit
+of emulation both to <i>cuisine</i> and service. We dine frugally, but the
+claret is sound. From the moment when Euergetes awakes us by washing down
+the deck, and the sound of water rushing through the scuppers calls me
+forth to discuss the weather with him, method rules the early hours, that
+we may be free to use the later as we list. First the cockpit beneath the
+awning must be prepared as a dressing-room for Cynthia; next Euergetes
+summoned on deck to valet me with the simple bucket. And when I am
+dressed and tingling from the <i>douche</i>, and sit me down on the cabin top,
+barefooted and whistling, to clean the boots, and Euergetes has been sent
+ashore for milk and eggs, bread and clotted cream, there follows a
+peaceful half-hour until Cynthia flings back a corner of the awning and,
+emerging, confirms the dawn. Then begins the business, orderly and
+thorough, of redding up the cabin, stowing the beds, washing out the lower
+deck, folding away the awning, and transforming the cockpit into a
+breakfast-room, with table neatly set forth. Meanwhile Euergetes has
+returned, and from the forecastle comes the sputter of red mullet cooking.
+Cynthia clatters the cups and saucers, while in the well by the cabin door
+I perform some acquired tricks with the new-laid eggs. There is plenty to
+be done on board a small boat, but it is all simple enough. Only, you
+must not let it overtake you. Woe to you if it fall into arrears!</p>
+
+<p>By ten o'clock or thereabouts we have breakfasted, my pipe is lit, and a
+free day lies before us&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "All the wood to ransack,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> All the wave explore."</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>We take the dinghy and quest after adventures. The nearest railway lies
+six miles off, and is likely to deposit no one in whom we have the least
+concern. The woods are deep, we carry our lunch-basket and may roam
+independent of taverns. If the wind invite, we can hoist our small sail;
+if not, we can recline and drift and stare at the heavens, or land and
+bathe, or search in vain for curlews' or kingfishers' nests, or in more
+energetic moods seek out a fisherman and hire him to shoot his seine.
+Seventy red mullet have I seen fetched at one haul out of those delectable
+waters, remote and enchanted as the lake whence the fisherman at the
+genie's orders drew fish for the young king of the Black Isles. But such
+days as these require no filling, and why should I teach you how to fill
+them?</p>
+
+<p>Best hour of all perhaps is that before bed-time, when the awning has been
+spread once more, and after long hours in the open our world narrows to
+the circle of the reading-lamp in the cockpit. Our cabin is prepared.
+Through the open door we see its red curtain warm in the light of the
+swinging lamp, the beds laid, the white sheets turned back. Still we
+grudge these moments to sleep. Outside we hear the tide streaming
+seawards, light airs play beneath the awning, above it rides the host of
+heaven. And here, gathered into a few square feet, we have home&mdash;larder,
+cellar, library, tables, and cupboards; life's small appliances with the
+human comradeship they serve, chosen for their service after severely
+practical discussion, yet ultimately by the heart's true nesting-instinct.
+We are isolated, bound even to this strange river-bed by a few fathoms of
+chain only. To-morrow we can lift anchor and spread wing; but we carry
+home with us.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "I will make you brooches and toys for your delight<br>
+ Of bird-song at morning and star-shine at night;<br>
+ I will make a palace fit for you and me<br>
+ Of green days in forests and blue days at sea.<br><br>
+
+ I will make my kitchen and you shall keep your room<br>
+ Where white flows the river and bright blows the broom;<br>
+ And you shall wash your linen and keep your body white<br>
+ In rainfall at morning and dewfall at night."<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>You see now what memories we lay up with the boat. Will you think it
+ridiculous that after such royal days of summer, her inconspicuous
+obsequies have before now put me in mind of Turner's '<i>Fighting
+T&#233;m&#233;raire</i>'? I declare, at any rate, that the fault lies not with me, but
+with our country's painters and poets for providing no work of art nearer
+to my mood. We English have a great seafaring and a great poetical past.
+Yet the magic of the sea and shipping has rarely touched our poetry, and
+for its finest expression we must still turn to an art in which as a race
+we are less expert, and stand before that picture of Turner's in the
+National Gallery. The late Mr. Froude believed in a good time coming when
+the sea-captains of Elizabeth are to find their bard and sit enshrined in
+'great English national epic as grand as the <i>Odyssey</i>' It may be, but as
+yet our poets have achieved but a few sea-fights, marine adventures, and
+occasional pieces, which wear a spirited but accidental look, and suggest
+the excursionist. On me, at any rate, no poem in our language&mdash;not even
+<i>The Ancient Mariner</i>&mdash;binds as that picture binds, the&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"><span class = "ind9">"Mystic spell,</span><br>
+ Which none but sailors know or feel,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And none but they can tell&mdash;"</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>If indeed they <i>can</i> tell. In it Turner seized and rolled together in one
+triumphant moment the emotional effect of noble shipping and a sentiment
+as ancient and profound as the sea itself&mdash;human regret for transitory
+human glory. The great warship, glimmering in her Mediterranean
+fighting-paint, moving like a queen to execution; the pert and ignoble
+tug, itself an emblem of the new order, eager, pushing, ugly, and
+impatient of the slow loveliness it supersedes; the sunset hour, closing
+man's labour; the fading river-reach&mdash;you may call these things obvious,
+but all art's greatest effects are obvious when once genius has discovered
+them. I should know well enough by this time what is coming when I draw
+near that picture, and yet my heart never fails to leap with the old wild
+wonder. There are usually one or two men standing before it&mdash;I observe
+that it affects women less&mdash;and I glance at them furtively to see how
+<i>they</i> take it. If ever I surprise one with tears in his eyes, I believe
+we shall shake hands. And why not? For the moment we are not strangers,
+but men subdued by the wonder and sadness of our common destiny: "we feel
+that we are greater than we know." We are two Englishmen, in one moment
+realising the glories of our blood and state. We are alone together,
+gazing upon a new Pacific, 'silent, upon a peak in Darien.'</p>
+
+<p>For&mdash;and here lies his subtlety&mdash;in the very flush of amazement the
+painter flatters you by whispering that for <i>you</i> has his full meaning
+been reserved. The <i>T&#233;m&#233;raire</i> goes to her doom unattended, twilit,
+obscure, with no pause in the dingy bustle of the river. You alone have
+eyes for the passing of greatness, and a heart to feel it.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "There's a far bell ringing,"<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But you alone hear it tolling to evensong, to the close of day, the end of
+deeds.</p>
+
+<p>So, as we near the beach where she is to lie, a sense of proud
+exclusiveness mingles with our high regret. Astern the jettymen and
+stevedores are wrangling over their latest job; trains are shunting,
+cranes working, trucks discharging their cargoes amid clouds of dust.
+We and we only assist at the passing of a goddess. Euergetes rests on his
+oars, the tow-rope slackens, she glides into the deep shadow of the shore,
+and with a soft grating noise&mdash;ah, the eloquence of it!&mdash;takes ground.
+Silently we carry her chain out and noose it about a monster elm; silently
+we slip the legs under her channels, lift and make fast her stern
+moorings, lash the tiller for the last time, tie the coverings over
+cabintop and well; anxiously, with closed lips, praetermitting no due
+rite. An hour, perhaps, passes, and November darkness has settled on the
+river ere we push off our boat, in a last farewell committing her&mdash;our
+treasure 'locked up, not lost'&mdash;to a winter over which Jove shall reign
+genially.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Et fratres Helenae, lucida sidera."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>As we thread our dim way homeward among the riding-lights flickering on
+the black water, the last pale vision of her alone and lightless follows
+and reminds me of the dull winter ahead, the short days, the long nights.
+She is haunting me yet as I land on the wet slip strewn with dead leaves
+to the tide's edge. She follows me up the hill, and even to my library
+door. I throw it open, and lo! a bright fire burning, and, smiling over
+against the blaze of it, cheerful, companionable, my books have been
+awaiting me.</p>
+
+<p>[1] The discarded opening stanza ran:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent">"Though you should build a bark of dead men's bones,<br>
+<span class = "ind3">And rear a phantom gibbet for a mast,</span><br>
+ Stitch shrouds together for a sail, with groans<br>
+<span class = "ind3">To fill it out blood-stain&#232;d and aghast;</span><br>
+ Although your rudder be a dragon's tail<br>
+<span class = "ind3">Long-sever'd, yet still hard with agony,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6">Your cordage large uprootings from the skull</span><br>
+ Of bald Medusa, certes you would fail<br>
+<span class = "ind3">To find the Melancholy&mdash;whether she</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6">Dreameth in any isle of Lethe dull."</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<br><br>
+<a name="2HCH0011"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<br><br>
+<h3>NOVEMBER.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Will the reader forgive, this month, a somewhat more serious gossip?</p>
+
+<p>In my childhood I used to spend long holidays with my grandparents in
+Devonshire, and afterwards lived with them for a while when the shades of
+the prison-house began to close and I attended my first 'real' school as a
+day-boy. I liked those earlier visits best, for they were holidays, and I
+had great times in the hayfields and apple orchards, and rode a horse, and
+used in winter-time to go shooting with my grandfather and carry the
+powder-flask and shot-flask for his gun&mdash;an old muzzle-loader. Though
+stern in his manner, he was (as I grew to learn) extraordinarily, even
+extravagantly, kind; and my grandmother lived for me, her eldest
+grandchild. Years afterwards I gathered that in the circle of her
+acquaintance she passed for a satirical, slightly imperious, lady: and I
+do seem to remember that she suffered fools with a private reserve of
+mirth. But she loved her own with a thoroughness which extended&mdash;good
+housewife that she was&mdash;down to the last small office.</p>
+
+<p>In short, here were two of the best and most affectionate grandparents in
+the world, who did what they knew to make a child happy all the week. But
+in religion they were strict evangelicals, and on Sunday they took me to
+public worship and acquainted me with Hell. From my eighth to my twelfth
+year I lived on pretty close terms with Hell, and would wake up in the
+night and lie awake with the horror of it upon me. Oddly enough, I had no
+very vivid fear for myself&mdash;or if vivid it was but occasional and rare.
+Little pietistic humbug that I was, I fancied myself among the elect: but
+I had a desperate assurance that both my parents were damned, and I loved
+them too well to find the conviction bearable. To this day I wonder what
+kept me from tackling my father on the state of his soul. The result
+would have been extremely salutary for me: for he had an easy sense of
+humour, a depth of conviction of his own which he united with limitless
+tolerance, and a very warm affection for his mother-in-law. Let it
+suffice that I did not: but for two or three years at least my childhood
+was tormented with visions of Hell derived from the pulpit and mixed up
+with two terrible visions derived from my reading&mdash;the ghost of an evil
+old woman in red-heeled slippers from Sir Walter Scott's story, <i>The
+Tapestried Room</i>, and a jumble of devils from a chapter of Samuel Warren's
+<i>Diary of a Late Physician</i>. I had happened on these horrors among the
+dull contents of my grandfather's book-case.</p>
+
+<p>For three or four years these companions&mdash;the vision of Hell particularly
+and my parents in it&mdash;murdered my childish sleep. Then, for no reason
+that I can give any account of, it all faded, and boy or man I have never
+been troubled at all by Hell or the fear of it.</p>
+
+<p>The strangest part of the whole affair is that no priest, from first to
+last, has ever spoken to me in private of any life but this present one,
+or indeed about religion at all. I suppose there must be some instinct in
+the sacerdotal mind which warns it off certain cases as hopeless from the
+first&#8230; and yet I have always been eager to discuss serious things
+with the serious.</p>
+
+<p>There has been no great loss, though&mdash;apart from the missing of
+sociableness&mdash;if one may judge the arguments that satisfy my clerical
+friends from the analogies they use in the pulpit. The subject of a
+future life is one, to be sure, which can hardly be discussed without
+resort to analogy. But there are good and bad analogies, and of all bad
+ones that which grates worst upon the nerves of a man who will have clear
+thinking (to whatever it lead him) is the common one of the seed and the
+flower.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "The flowers that we behold each year<br>
+ In chequer'd meads their heads to rear,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> New rising from the tomb;</span><br>
+ The eglantines and honey daisies,<br>
+ And all those pretty smiling faces<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> That still in age grow young&mdash;</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Even those do cry</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> That though men die,</span><br>
+ Yet life from death may come,"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Wrote John Hagthorpe in verses which generations of British schoolboys
+have turned into Latin alcaics; and how often have we not 'sat under' this
+argument in church at Easter or when the preacher was improving a Harvest
+Festival? Examine it, and you see at once that the argument is not <i>in
+pari materi&#226;</i>; that all the true correspondence between man and the
+flower-seed begins and ends in this world. As the seed becomes a plant,
+blossoms and leaves the seeds of other flowers, so of seed man is
+begotten, flourishes and dies, leaving his seed behind him&mdash;all in this
+world. The 'seed' argument makes an illicit jump from one world to
+another after all its analogies have been met and satisfied on this side
+of the grave. If flowers went to heaven and blossomed there (which is
+possible indeed, but is not contended) it might be cogent. As things are,
+one might as validly reason from the man to prove that flowers go to
+heaven, as from the flower to prove that man goes thither. St. Paul (as
+I do not forget) uses the similitude of the seed: but his argument is a
+totally different one. St. Paul bids us not be troubled in what form the
+dead shall be raised; for as we sow "not the body that shall be, but bare
+grain, it may chance of wheat or of some other grain," so God will raise
+the dead in what form it pleases Him: in other words, he tells us that
+since bare grain may turn into such wonderful and wonderfully different
+things as wheat, barley, oats, rye, in this world, we need not marvel that
+bare human bodies planted here should be raised in wonderful form
+hereafter. Objections may be urged against this illustration: I am only
+concerned to point out that it illustrates an argument entirely different
+from the common pulpit one, which (I suspect) we should have to endure far
+less frequently were it our custom to burn our dead, and did not interment
+dig a trap for facile rhetoric.</p>
+
+<p>Further, St. Paul's particular warning, if it do not consciously contain,
+at least suggests, a general warning against interpreting the future life
+in terms of this one, whereas its delights and pains can have little or
+nothing in common with ours. We try to imagine them by expanding or
+exaggerating and perpetuating ours&mdash;or some of them; but the attempt is
+demonstrably foolish, and leads straight to its own defeat. It comes of
+man's incapacity to form a conception of Eternity, or at any rate to grasp
+and hold it long enough to reason about it; by reason of which incapacity
+he falls back upon the easier, misleading conception of 'Everlasting
+Life.' In Eternity time is not: a man dies into it to-day and awakes
+(say) yesterday, for in Eternity yesterday and to-day and to-morrow are
+one, and ten thousand years is as one day. This vacuum of time you may
+call 'Everlasting Life,' but it clearly differs from what men ordinarily
+and almost inevitably understand by 'Everlasting Life,' which to them is
+an endless prolongation of time. Therefore, when they imagine heaven as
+consisting of an endless prolongation and exaggeration or rarefication of
+such pleasures as we know, they invite the retort, "And pray what would
+become of any one of our known pleasures, or even of our conceivable
+pleasures, if it were made everlasting?" As Jowett asked, with his usual
+dry sagacity, in his Introduction to the <i>Ph&#230;do</i>&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "What is the pain that does not become deadened after a thousand
+ years? or what is the nature of that pleasure or happiness which
+ never wearies by monotony? Earthly pleasures and pains are short in
+ proportion as they are keen, of any others which are both intense and
+ lasting we have no experience and can form no idea.&#8230; To beings
+ constituted as we are the monotony of singing psalms would be as
+ great an affliction as the pains of hell, and might even be
+ pleasantly interrupted by them."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>This is trenchant enough, and yet we perceive that the critic is setting
+up his rest upon the very fallacy he attacks&mdash;the fallacy of using
+'Eternity' and 'Everlasting Life' as convertible terms.
+He neatly enough reduces to absurdity the prolongation, through endless
+time, of pleasures which delight us because they are transitory: he does
+not see, or for the moment forgets, that Eternity is not a prolongation of
+time at all, but an absolute negation of it.</p>
+
+<p>There seems to be no end to the confusion of men's thought on this
+subject. Take, for example, this extract from our late Queen's private
+journal (1883):&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "After luncheon saw the great poet Tennyson in dearest Albert's room
+ for nearly an hour; and most interesting it was. He is grown very
+ old, his eyesight much impaired. But he was very kind. Asked him to
+ sit down. He talked of many friends he had lost, and what it would
+ be if he did not feel and know that there was another world where
+ there would be no partings: and then he spoke with horror of the
+ unbelievers and philosophers who would make you believe that there
+ was no other world, no immortality, who tried to explain all away in
+ a miserable manner. We agreed that, were such a thing possible, God,
+ who is Love, would be far more cruel than any human being."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>It was, no doubt, a touching and memorable interview&mdash;these two, aged and
+great, meeting at a point of life when grandeur and genius alike feel
+themselves to be lonely, daily more lonely, and exchanging beliefs upon
+that unseen world where neither grandeur nor genius can plead more than
+that they have used their gifts for good. And yet was not Tennyson
+yielding to the old temptation to interpret the future life in terms of
+this one? Speculation will not carry us far upon this road; yet, so far
+as we can, let us carry clear thinking with us. Cruelty implies the
+infliction of pain: and there can be no pain without feeling. What
+cruelty, then, can be inflicted on the dead, if they have done with
+feeling? Or what on the living, if they live in a happy delusion and pass
+into nothingness without discovering the cheat? Let us hold most firmly
+that there has been no cheat; but let us also be reasonable and admit
+that, if cheat there be, it cannot also be cruel, since everything that
+would make it a cheat would also blot out completely all chance of
+discovery, and therefore all pain of discovering.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>This is a question on which, beyond pleading that what little we say ought
+to be (but seldom is) the result of clear thinking, I propose to say
+little, not only because here is not the place for metaphysics, but
+because&mdash;to quote Jowett again&mdash;"considering the 'feebleness of the human
+faculties and the uncertainty of the subject,' we are inclined to believe
+that the fewer our words the better. At the approach of death there is
+not much said: good men are too honest to go out of the world professing
+more than they know. There is perhaps no important subject about which,
+at any time, even religious people speak so little to one another."</p>
+
+<p>I would add that, in my opinion, many men fall into this reticence because
+as they grow older the question seems to settle itself without argument,
+and they cease by degrees to worry themselves about it. It dies in
+sensible men almost insensibly with the death of egoism. At twenty we are
+all furious egoists; at forty or thereabouts&mdash;and especially if we have
+children, as at forty every man ought&mdash;our centre of gravity has
+completely shifted. We care a great deal about what happens to the next
+generation, we care something about our work, but about ourselves and what
+becomes of us in the end I really think we care very little. By this
+time, if we have taken account of ourselves, ourselves are by no means so
+splendidly interesting as they used to be, but subjects rather of humorous
+and charitable comprehension.</p>
+
+<p>Of all the opening passages in Plato&mdash;master of beautiful openings&mdash;I like
+best that of the <i>Laws</i>. The scene is Crete; the season, midsummer; and
+on the long dusty road between Cnosus and the cave and temple of Zeus the
+three persons of the dialogue&mdash;strangers to one another, but bound on a
+common pilgrimage&mdash;join company and fall into converse together. One is
+an Athenian, one a Cretan, the third a Laced&#230;monian, and all are elderly.
+Characteristically, the invitation to talk comes from the Athenian.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "It will pass the time pleasantly," he suggests; "for I am told that
+ the distance from Cnosus to the cave and temple of Zeus is
+ considerable, and doubtless there are shady places under the lofty
+ trees which will protect us from the scorching sun. Being no longer
+ young, we may often stop to rest beneath them, and get over the whole
+ journey without difficulty, beguiling the time by conversation."<br><br>
+
+ "Yes, Stranger," answers Cleinias the Cretan, "and if we proceed
+ onward we shall come to groves of cypresses, which are of rare height
+ and beauty, and there are green meadows in which we may repose and
+ converse."<br><br>
+
+ "Very good."<br><br>
+
+ "Very good indeed; and still better when we see them. Let us move on
+ cheerily."<br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>So, now walking, anon pausing in the shade to rest, the three strangers
+beguile their journey, which (as the Athenian was made, by one of Plato's
+cunning touches, to foresee) is a long one; and the dialogue, moving with
+their deliberate progress, extends to a length which no doubt in the
+course of some 2,300 years has frightened away many thousands of general
+readers. Yet its slow amplitude, when you come to think of it, is
+appropriate; for these elderly men are in no hurry, although they have
+plenty to talk about, especially on the subjects of youth and religion.
+"They have," says Jowett, "the feelings of old age about youth, about the
+state, about human things in general. Nothing in life seems to be of much
+importance to them: they are spectators rather than actors, and men in
+general appear to the Athenian speaker to be the playthings of the gods
+and of circumstances. Still they have a fatherly care of the young, and
+are deeply impressed by sentiments of religion.&#8230;"</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Human affairs," says the Athenian, "are hardly worth considering in
+ earnest, and yet we must be in earnest about them&mdash;a sad necessity
+ constrains us.&#8230; And so I say that about serious matters a man
+ should be serious, and about a matter which is not serious he should
+ not be serious; and that God is the natural and worthy object of our
+ most serious and blessed endeavours. For man, as I said before, is
+ made to be the plaything of God, and this, truly considered, is the
+ best of him; wherefore also every man and woman should walk seriously
+ and pass life in the noblest of pastimes, and be of another mind from
+ what they are at present."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But on the subject of youth, too, our Athenian is anxiously, albeit
+calmly, serious: and especially on the right education of youth,
+"for," says he, "many a victory has been and will be suicidal to the
+victors; but education is never suicidal." By education he explains
+himself to mean&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "That education in virtue from youth upwards which makes a man eagerly
+ pursue the ideal perfection of citizenship, and teaches him how
+ rightly to rule and how to obey. This is the only education which,
+ upon our view, deserves the name; and that other sort of training
+ which aims at the acquisition of wealth or bodily strength, or mere
+ cleverness apart from intelligence and justice is mean and illiberal,
+ and is not worthy to be called education at all."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Plato wrote this dialogue when over seventy, an age which for many years
+(if I live) I shall be able to contemplate as respectable. Yet, though
+speaking at a guess, I say pretty confidently that the talk of these three
+imaginary interlocutors of his upon youth, and the feeling that colours
+it, convey more of the truth about old age than does Cicero's admired
+treatise on that subject or any of its descendants. For these treatises
+start with the false postulate that age is concerned about itself, whereas
+it is the mark of age to be indifferent about itself, and this mark of
+indifference deepens with the years. Nor did Cicero once in his <i>De
+Senectute</i> get hold of so fine or so true a thought as Plato's Athenian
+lets fall almost casually&mdash;that a man should honour an aged parent as he
+would the image of a God treasured up and dwelling in his house.</p>
+
+<p>The outlook of Plato's three elderly men, in fact, differs little, if at
+all, from Mr Meredith's as you may see for yourself by turning back to the
+September chapter and reading the part from "Not long ago an interviewer
+called on Mr. Meredith," through to the excerpt from 'Lucifer in
+Starlight'. Speaking as a parent, I say that this outlook is&mdash;I won't say
+the right one, though this too I believe&mdash;the outlook a man <i>naturally</i>
+takes as he grows older: naturally, because it is natural for a man to
+have children, and he who has none may find alleviations, but must miss
+the course of nature. As I write there comes back to me the cry of my old
+schoolmaster, T. E. Brown, protesting from the grave&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "But when I think if we must part<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And all this personal dream be fled&mdash;</span><br>
+ O, then my heart! O, then my useless heart!<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Would God that thou wert dead&mdash;</span><br>
+ A clod insensible to joys or ills&mdash;<br>
+ A stone remote in some bleak gully of the hills!"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I hear the note of anguish: but the appeal itself passes me by. 'All this
+personal dream' must flee: it is better that it should flee; nay, much of
+our present bliss rests upon its transitoriness. But we can continue in
+the children.</p>
+
+<p>I think that perhaps the worst of having no children of their own is that
+it makes, or tends to make, men and women indifferent to children in
+general. I know, to be sure, that thousands of childless men and women
+reach out (as it were) wistfully, almost passionately towards the young.
+Still, I know numbers who care nothing for children, regard them as
+nuisances, and yet regard themselves as patriots&mdash;though of a state which
+presumably is to disappear in a few years, and with their acquiescence. I
+own that a patriotism which sets up no hope upon its country's continuous
+renewal and improvement, or even upon its survival beyond the next few
+years, seems to me as melancholy as it is sterile.</p>
+
+<p>Some of these good folk, for example, play the piano more sedulously than
+that instrument, in my opinion, deserves; yet are mightily indignant, in
+talk with me, at what they call the wickedness of teaching multitudes of
+poor children to play upon pianos provided by the rates. As a historical
+fact, very few poor children play or have ever played on pianos provided
+by the rates. But I prefer, passing this correction over, to point out to
+my indignant friends that the upper and middle classes in England are
+ceasing to breed, and that therefore, unless the Anglo-Saxon race is to
+lose one of its most cherished accomplishments&mdash;unless we are content to
+live and see our national music ultimately confined to the jews' harp and
+penny whistle&mdash;we must endow the children of the poor with pianos&mdash;or
+perhaps as 'labour certificates' abbreviate the years at our disposal for
+instruction, with pianolas, and so realise the American sculptor's grand
+allegorical conception of 'Freedom presenting a Pianola to Fisheries and
+the Fine Arts.'</p>
+
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>To drop irony&mdash;and indeed I would expel it, if I could, once and for all
+from these pages&mdash;I like recreation as much as most men, and have grown to
+find it in the dull but deeply absorbing business of sitting on Education
+Committees. Some fifteen years ago, in the first story in my first book
+of short stories, I confessed to being haunted by a dreadful sound: 'the
+footfall of a multitude more terrible than an army with banners, the
+ceaseless pelting feet of children&mdash;of Whittingtons turning and turning
+again.' Well, I still hear that footfall: but it has become less terrible
+to me, though not one whit less insistent: and it began to grow less
+terrible from the hour I picked up and read a certain little book, <i>The
+Invisible Playmate</i>, to the author of which (Mr. William Canton) I desire
+here to tender my thanks. In a little chapter of that little book Mr.
+Canton tells of an imaginary poem written by an imaginary Arm.
+(Arminius?), Altegans, an elderly German cobbler of 'the village of
+Wieheisstes, in the pleasant crag-and-fir region of Schlaraffenland.' Its
+name is the 'Erster Schulgang,' and I will own, and gratefully, that few
+real poems by real 'classics' have so sung themselves into my ears, or so
+shamed the dulness out of drudgery, as have the passages which I here set
+down for the mere pleasure of transcribing them:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "The poem opens with a wonderful vision of children; delightful as it
+ is unexpected; as romantic in presentment as it is commonplace in
+ fact. All over the world&mdash;and all under it, too, when their time
+ comes&mdash;the children are trooping to school. The great globe swings
+ round out of the dark into the sun; there is always morning
+ somewhere; and for ever in this shifting region of the morning-light
+ the good Altegans sees the little ones afoot&mdash;shining companies and
+ groups, couples, and bright solitary figures; for they all seem to
+ have a soft heavenly light about them!<br><br>
+
+ "He sees them in country lanes and rustic villages; on lonely
+ moorlands, where narrow, brown foot-tracks thread the expanse of
+ green waste, and occasionally a hawk hovers overhead, or the mountain
+ ash hangs its scarlet berries above the huge fallen stones set up by
+ the Druids in the old days; he sees them on the hill-sides, in the
+ woods, on the stepping-stones that cross the brook in the glen, along
+ the sea-cliffs and on the wet ribbed sands; trespassing on the
+ railway lines, making short cuts through the corn, sitting in
+ ferry-boats: he sees them in the crowded streets of smoky cities, in
+ small rocky islands, in places far inland where the sea is known only
+ as a strange tradition.<br><br>
+
+ "The morning-side of the planet is alive with them; one hears their
+ pattering footsteps everywhere. And as the vast continents sweep
+ 'eastering out of the high shadow which reaches beyond the moon,' and
+ as new nations with <i>their</i> cities and villages, their fields, woods,
+ mountains, and sea-shores, rise up into the morning-side, lo! Fresh
+ troops, and still fresh troops, and yet again fresh troops of 'these
+ small school-going children of the dawn.'&#8230;<br><br>
+
+ "What are weather and season to this incessant panorama of childhood?
+ The pigmy people trudge through the snow on moor and hill-side; wade
+ down flooded roads; are not to be daunted by wind or rain, frost or
+ the white smother of 'millers and bakers at fisticuffs.' Most
+ beautiful of all, he sees them travelling schoolward by that late
+ moonlight which now and again in the winter months precedes the tardy
+ dawn."<br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>My birthday falls in November month. Here, behind this Cornish window, we
+are careful in our keeping of birthdays; we observe them solemnly,
+stringent in our cheerful ritual;&mdash;and this has been my birthday sermon!</p>
+
+<br><br>
+<a name="2HCH0012"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<br><br>
+<h3>DECEMBER.</h3>
+
+<p>Hard by the edge of the sand-hills, and close beside the high road on the
+last rise before it dips to the coast, stands a turfed embankment
+surrounded by a shallow fosse. This is none of our ancient camps
+('castles' we call them in Cornwall), as you perceive upon stepping within
+the enclosure, which rises in a complete circle save for two entrances cut
+through the bank and facing one another. You are standing in a perfectly
+level area a hundred and thirty feet in diameter; the surrounding rampart
+rises to a height of eight or nine feet, narrowing towards the top, where
+it is seven feet wide; and around its inner side you may trace seven or
+eight rows of seats cut in the turf, but now almost obliterated by the
+grass.</p>
+
+<p>This Round (as we call it) was once an open-air theatre or planguary
+(<i>plain-an-guar&#233;</i>, place of the play). It has possibly a still older
+history, and may have been used by the old Cornish for their councils and
+rustic sports; but we know that it was used as a theatre, perhaps as early
+as the fourteenth century, certainly as late as the late sixteenth: and,
+what is more, we have preserved for us some of the plays performed in it.</p>
+
+<p>They are sacred or miracle plays, of course. If you draw a line from
+entrance to entrance, then at right angles to it there runs from the
+circumference towards the centre of the area a straight shallow trench,
+terminating in a spoon-shaped pit. The trench is now a mere depression
+not more than a foot deep, the pit three feet: but doubtless time has
+levelled them up, and there is every reason to suppose that the pit served
+to represent Hell (or, in the drama of The Resurrection, the Grave), and
+the trench allowed the performers, after being thrust down into perdition,
+to regain the green-room unobserved&mdash;either actually unobserved, the
+trench being covered, or by a polite fiction, the audience pretending not
+to see. My private belief is that, the stage being erected above and
+along the trench, they were actually hidden while they made their exit.
+Where the trench meets the rampart a semi-circular hollow, about ten feet
+in diameter, makes a breach in the rows of seats. Here, no doubt, stood
+the green-room.</p>
+
+<p>The first notice of the performance of these plays occurs in Carew's
+<i>Survey of Cornwall</i>, published in 1602:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Pastimes to delight the mind, the Cornishmen have guary miracles and
+ three-men's songs: and for exercise of the body hunting, hawking,
+ shooting, wrestling, hurling, and such other games.<br><br>
+
+ "The guary miracle, in English a miracle play, is a kind of Interlude
+ compiled in Cornish out of some scripture history with that grossness
+ which accompanied the Romans' <i>vetus comedia</i>. For representing it
+ they raise an earthen amphitheatre in some open field, having the
+ diameter of this inclosed plain some forty or fifty foot.
+ The country people flock from all sides, many miles off, to hear and
+ see it; for they have therein devils and devices to delight as well
+ the eye as the ear; the players con not their parts without book, but
+ are prompted by one called the Ordinary, who followeth at their back
+ with the book in his hand and telleth them softly what they must
+ pronounce aloud."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Our Round, you observe, greatly exceeds the dimensions given by Carew.
+But there were several in the west: one for instance, traceable fifty
+years ago, at the northern end of the town of Redruth, which still keeps
+the name of Planguary; and another magnificent one, of stone, near the
+church-town of St. Just by the Land's End. Carew may have seen only the
+smaller specimens.</p>
+
+<p>As for the plays&mdash;well, they are by no means masterpieces of literature,
+yet they reveal here and there perceptions of beauty such as go with
+sincerity even though it be artless. Beautiful for instance is the idea,
+if primitive the writing, of a scene in one, <i>Origo Mundi</i>, where Adam,
+bowed with years, sends his son Seth to the gate of Paradise to beg
+his release from the weariness of living (I quote from Norris's
+translation):&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "O dear God, I am weary,<br>
+ Gladly would I see once<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The time to depart.</span><br>
+ Strong are the roots of the briars,<br>
+ That my arms are broken<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Tearing up many of them.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Seth my son I will send<br>
+ To the gate of Paradise forthwith,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To the Cherub, the guardian.</span><br>
+ Ask him if there will be for me<br>
+ Oil of mercy at the last<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> From the Father, the God of Grace."</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Seth answers that he does not know the road to Paradise. "Follow," says
+Adam&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Follow the prints of my feet, burnt;<br>
+ No grass or flower in the world grows<br>
+ In that same road where I went&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> I and thy Mother surely also&mdash;</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Thou wilt see the tokens."</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Fine too is the story, in the <i>Passio Domini Nostri</i>, of the blind soldier
+Longius, who is led forward and given a lance, to pierce Christ's body on
+the Cross. He thrusts and the holy blood heals him of his blindness.
+Local colour is sparingly imported. One of the executioners, as he bores
+the Cross, says boastfully:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "I will bore a hole for the one hand,<br>
+ There is not a fellow west of Hayle<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Who can bore better."</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>&mdash;And in the <i>Resurrectio</i> Pilate rewards the gaoler for his trustiness
+with the Cornish manors of 'Fekenal, Carvenow and Merthyn,' and promises
+the soldiers by the Sepulchre 'the plain of Dansotha and Barrow Heath.'
+A simplicity scarcely less refreshing is exhibited in <i>The Life of St.
+Meriasec</i> (a play recently recovered) by a scholar whom a pompous
+pedagogue is showing off. He says:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "God help A, B, and C!<br>
+ The end of the song is D:<br>
+ No more is known to me,"<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But promises to learn more after dinner.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>Enthusiasts beg us to make the experiment of 'reviving' these old plays in
+their old surroundings. But here I pause, while admitting the temptation.
+One would like to give life again, if only for a day, to the picture which
+Mr. Norris conjures up:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "The bare granite plain of St. Just, in view of Cape Cornwall
+ and of the transparent sea which beats against that magnificent
+ headland.&#8230; The mighty gathering of people from many miles around
+ hardly showing like a crowd in that extended region, where nothing
+ ever grows to limit the view on any side, with their booths and
+ tents, absolutely necessary where so many people had to remain three
+ days on the spot, would give a character to the assembly probably
+ more like what we hear of the so-called religious revivals in America
+ than of anything witnessed in more sober Europe."</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But alas! I foresee the terrible unreality which would infect the whole
+business. Very pretty, no doubt, and suggestive would be the picture of
+the audience arrayed around the turf benches&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "In gradibus sedit populus de cespite factis&mdash;"</p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But one does not want an audience to be acting; and this audience would be
+making-believe even more heroically than the actors&mdash;that is, if it took
+the trouble to be in earnest at all. For the success of the experiment
+would depend on our reconstructing the whole scene&mdash;the ring of entranced
+spectators as well as the primitive show; and the country-people would
+probably, and not entirely without reason, regard the business as
+'a stupid old May game.' The only spectators properly impressed would be
+a handful of visitors and solemn antiquarians. I can see those visitors.
+If it has ever been your lot to witness the performance of a 'literary'
+play in London and cast an eye over the audience it attracts, you too will
+know them and their stigmata&mdash;their ineffable attire, their strange
+hirsuteness, their air of combining instruction with amusement, their soft
+felt hats indented along the crown. No! We may, perhaps, produce new
+religious dramas in these ancient Rounds: decidedly we cannot revive the
+old ones.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>While I ponder these things, standing in the deserted Round, there comes
+to me&mdash;across the sky where the plovers wheel and flash in the wintry
+sunshine&mdash;the sound of men's voices carolling at an unseen farm. They are
+singing <i>The First Nowell</i>; but the fourth Nowell&mdash;the fourth of the
+refrain&mdash;is the <i>clou</i> of that most common, most excellent carol, and
+gloriously the tenors and basses rise to it. No, we cannot revive the old
+Miracle Plays: but here in the Christmas Carols we have something as
+artlessly beautiful which we can still preserve, for with them we have not
+to revive, but merely to preserve, the conditions.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>In a preface to a little book of carols chosen (and with good judgment)
+some years ago by the Rev. H. R. Bramley, of Magdalen College, Oxford, and
+well edited in the matter of music by Sir John Stainer, I read that&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "The time-honoured and delightful custom of thus celebrating the
+ Birthday of the Holy Child seems, with some change of form, to be
+ steadily and rapidly gaining ground. Instead of the itinerant
+ ballad-singer, or the little bands of wandering children, the
+ practice of singing carols in Divine Service, or by a full choir at
+ some fixed meeting, is becoming prevalent."<br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Since Mr. Bramley wrote these words the practice has grown more prevalent,
+and the shepherds of Bethlehem are in process of becoming thoroughly
+sophisticated and self-conscious. For that is what it means. You may
+(as harassed bishops will admit) do a number of irrelevant things in
+church, but you cannot sing the best carols there. You cannot toll in
+your congregation, seat your organist at the organ, array your full choir
+in surplices, and tune up to sing, for example&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Rise up, rise up, brother Dives,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And come along with me;</span><br>
+ There's a place in Hell prepared for you<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To sit on the serpent's knee."</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Or this&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "In a manger laid and wrapped I was&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> So very poor, this was my chance&mdash;</span><br>
+ Between an ox and a silly poor ass,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To call my true love to the dance."</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Or this&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Joseph did whistle and Mary did sing,<br>
+ And all the bells on earth did ring<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> On Christmas Day in the morning."</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>These are verses from carols, and from excellent carols: but I protest
+that with 'choirs and places where they sing' they will be found
+incongruous. Indeed, Mr. Bramley admits it. Of his collection "some," he
+says, "from their legendary, festive or otherwise less serious character,
+are unfit for use within the church."</p>
+
+<p>Now since, as we know, these old carols were written to be sung in the
+open air, or in the halls and kitchens of private houses, I prefer to put
+Mr. Bramley's proposition conversely, and say that the church is an
+unsuitable place for carol singing. If the clergy persist in so confining
+it, they will no doubt in process of time evolve a number of new
+compositions which differ from ordinary hymns sufficiently to be called
+carols, but from which the peculiar charm of the carol has evaporated.
+This charm (let me add) by no means consists in mere primitiveness or mere
+archaism. Genuine carols (if we could only get rid of affectation and be
+honest authors in our own century without straining to age ourselves back
+into the fifteenth) might be written to-day as appropriately as ever.
+'Joseph did whistle,' &amp;c., was no less unsuited at the date of its
+composition to performance by a full choir in a chancel than it is to-day.
+But whatever the precise nature of the charm may be, you can prove by a
+very simple experiment that such a performance tends to impair it.
+Assemble a number of carollers about your doorstep or within your hall,
+and listen to their rendering of 'The first good joy,' or 'The angel
+Gabriel;' then take them off to church and let them sing these same
+ditties to an organ accompaniment. You will find that, strive against it
+as they may, the tune drags slower and slower; the poem has become a
+spiritless jingle, at once dismal and trivial. Take the poor thing out
+into the fresh air again and revive it with a fife and drum; stay it with
+flagons and comfort it with apples, for it is sick of improper feeding.</p>
+
+<p>No, no: such a carol as 'God rest you, merry gentlemen,' has a note which
+neither is suited by, nor can be suited to, what people call 'the sacred
+edifice': while 'Joseph was an old man,' 'I saw three ships' and 'The
+first good joy' are plainly impossible. Associate them with organ and
+surpliced choir, and you are mixing up things that differ. Omit them, at
+the same time banning the house-to-house caroller, and you tyrannically
+limit men's devotional impulses. I am told that the clergy frown upon
+house-to-house carolling, because they believe it encourages drunkenness.
+Why then, let them take the business in hand and see that too much drink
+is neither taken nor offered. This ought not to be very difficult.
+But, as with the old plays, so with carol-singing, it is easier and more
+consonant with the Puritan temper to abolish a practice than to elevate it
+and clear away abuses: and the half-instructed mind is taught with fatal
+facility to condemn use and abuse in a lump, to believe carol-singing a
+wile of the Evil One because Bill once went around carol-singing and came
+home drunk.</p>
+
+<p>In parishes where a more tolerant spirit prevails I am glad to note that
+the old custom, and even a taste for the finer ditties, seem to be
+reviving. Certainly the carollers visit us in greater numbers and sing
+with more evidence of careful practice than they did eight or ten years
+ago: and friends in various parts of England have a like story to tell.
+In this corner the rigour of winter does not usually begin before January,
+and it is no unusual thing to be able to sit out of doors in sunshine for
+an hour or so in the afternoon of Christmas Day. The vessels in sight fly
+their flags and carry bunches of holly at their topmast-heads: and I
+confess the day is made cheerfuller for us if they are answered by the
+voices of carollers on the waterside, or if, walking inland, I hear the
+note of the clarionet in some 'town-place' or meet a singing-party
+tramping between farm and farm.</p>
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>That the fresh bloom of the carol was evanescent and all too easily
+destroyed I always knew; but never realised its extreme fugacity until,
+some five years ago, it fell to me to prepare an anthology, which, under
+the title of <i>The Oxford Book of English Verse</i>, has since achieved some
+popularity. I believed that previous English anthologists had unjustly,
+even unaccountably, neglected our English carols, and promised myself to
+redress the balance. I hunted through many collections, and brought
+together a score or so of pieces which, considered merely as carols, were
+gems of the first water. But no sooner did I set them among our finer
+lyrics than, to my dismay, their colours vanished; the juxtaposition
+became an opposition which killed them, and all but half a dozen had to be
+withdrawn. There are few gems more beautiful than the amethyst: but an
+amethyst will not live in the company of rubies. A few held their own&mdash;
+the exquisite 'I sing of a Maiden' for instance&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "I sing of a Maiden<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> That is makeles;[1]</span><br>
+ King of all kings<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To her son she ches.[2]</span><br><br>
+
+ "He came al so still<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> There his mother was,</span><br>
+ As dew in April<br>
+ That falleth on the grass.<br><br>
+
+ "He came al so still<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To his mother's bour,</span><br>
+ As dew in April<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> That falleth on the flour.</span><br><br>
+
+ "He came al so still<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> There his mother lay</span><br>
+ As dew in April<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> That falleth on the spray.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Mother and maiden<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Was never none but she;</span><br>
+ Well may such a lady<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Goddes mother be."</span><br><br>
+
+ [1] Without a mate.<br>
+ [2] Chose.<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Or 'Lestenyt, lordings,' or 'Of one that is so fair and bright;' and my
+favourite, 'The Seven Virgins,' set among the ballads lost none of its
+lovely candour. But on the whole, and sorely against my will, it had to
+be allowed that our most typical carols will not bear an ordeal through
+which many of the rudest ballads pass safely enough. So it will be found,
+I suspect, with the carols of other nations. I take a typical English
+one, exhumed not long ago by Professor Fl&#252;gel from a sixteenth century MS.
+at Balliol College, Oxford, and pounced upon as a gem by two such
+excellent judges of poetry as Mr. Alfred W. Pollard and Mr. F. Sidgwick:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "<i>Can I not sing but Hoy!<br>
+ The jolly shepherd made so much joy!</i><br>
+ The shepherd upon a hill he sat,<br>
+ He had on him his tabard[1] and his hat,<br>
+ His tar-box, his pipe and his flagat;[2]<br>
+ And his name was call&#232;d jolly, jolly Wat,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> For he was a good herd's-boy,</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Ut hoy!</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> For in his pipe he made so much joy.</span><br><br>
+
+ "The shepherd upon a hill was laid<br>
+ His dog to his girdle was tayd,<br>
+ He had not slept but a little braid<br>
+ But <i>Gloria in excelsis</i> was to him said<br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Ut hoy!</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> For in his pipe he made so much joy.</span><br><br>
+
+ "The shepherd on a hill he stood,<br>
+ Round about him his sheep they yode,[3]<br>
+ He put his hand under his hood,<br>
+ He saw a star as red as blood.<br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Ut hoy!</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> For in his pipe he made so much joy."</span><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>The shepherd of course follows the star, and it guides him to the inn and
+the Holy Family, whom he worships:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "'Now farewell, mine own herdsman Wat!'<br>
+ 'Yea, 'fore God, Lady, even so I hat:[4]<br>
+ Lull well Jesu in thy lap,<br>
+ And farewell Joseph, with thy round cap!'<br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Ut hoy!</span><br>
+<span class = "ind3"> For in his pipe he made so much joy."</span><br><br>
+
+ [1] Short coat.<br>
+ [2] Flagon.<br>
+ [3] Went.<br>
+ [4] Am hight, called.<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Set beside this the following Burgundian carol (of which, by the way, you
+will find a charming translation in Lady Lindsay's <i>A Christmas Posy</i>):&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Giull&#244;, pran ton tamborin;<br>
+ Toi, pran tai fle&#249;te, Robin.<br>
+ Au son de c&#233;s instruman&mdash;<br>
+ Turelurelu, patapatapan&mdash;<br>
+ Au son de c&#233;s instruman<br>
+ Je diron Noel gaiman.<br><br>
+
+ "C'&#233;t&#243; lai m&#244;de autrefoi<br>
+ De lo&#252;&#233; le Roi d&#233; Roi;<br>
+ Au son de c&#233;s instruman&mdash;<br>
+ Turelurelu, patapatapan&mdash;<br>
+ Au son de c&#233;s instruman<br>
+ Ai nos an fau faire autan.<br><br>
+
+ "Ce jor le Diale at ai cu,<br>
+ Randons an graice ai J&#233;su;<br>
+ Au son de c&#233;s instruman&mdash;<br>
+ Turelurelu, patapatapar&mdash;<br>
+ Au son de c&#233;s instruman<br>
+ Fezon lai nique ai Satan.<br><br>
+
+ "L'homme et Dei son pu d'aicor<br>
+ Que lai fle&#249;te et le tambor.<br>
+ Au son de c&#233;s instruman&mdash;<br>
+ Turelurelu, patapatapan&mdash;<br>
+ Au son de c&#233;s instruman<br>
+ Chanton, danson, santons-an!"<br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>To set either of these delightful ditties alongside of the richly-jewelled
+lyrics of Keats or of Swinburne, of Victor Hugo or of Gautier would be to
+sin against congruity, even as to sing them in church would be to sin
+against congruity.</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>There was one carol, however, which I was fain to set alongside of 'The
+Seven Virgins,' and omitted only through a scruple in tampering with two
+or three stanzas, necessary to the sense, but in all discoverable versions
+so barbarously uncouth as to be quite inadmissible. And yet 'The Holy
+Well' is one of the loveliest carols in the language, and I cannot give up
+hope of including it some day: for the peccant verses as they stand are
+quite evidently corrupt, and if their originals could be found I have no
+doubt that the result would be flawless beauty. Can any of my readers
+help to restore them?</p>
+
+<p>'The Holy Well,' according to Mr. Bramley, is traditional in Derbyshire.
+'Joshua Sylvester,' in <i>A Garland of Christmas Carols</i>, published in 1861,
+took his version from an eighteenth-century broadsheet printed at
+Gravesend, and in broadsheet form it seems to have been fairly common.
+I choose the version given by Mr. A. H. Bullen in his <i>Carols and Poems</i>,
+published by Nimmo in 1886:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "As it fell out one May morning,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And upon one bright holiday,</span><br>
+ Sweet Jesus asked of His dear mother<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> If He might go to play.</span><br><br>
+
+ "To play, to play, sweet Jesus shall go,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And to play pray get you gone;</span><br>
+ And let me hear of no complaint<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> At night when you come home.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Sweet Jesus went down to yonder town,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> As far as the Holy Well,</span><br>
+ And there did see as fine children,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> As any tongue can tell.</span><br><br>
+
+ "He said, God bless you every one,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And your bodies Christ save and see:</span><br>
+ Little children shall I play with you,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And you shall play with Me?"</span><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>So far we have plain sailing; but now, with the children's answer, comes
+the trouble:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "But they made answer to Him, No:<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> They were lords' and ladies sons;</span><br>
+ And He, the meanest of them all,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Was but a maiden's child, born in an ox's stall.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Sweet Jesus turn'd Him around,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And He neither laughed nor smiled,</span><br>
+ But the tears came trickling from His eyes<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Like water from the skies."</span><br><br>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>A glance, as I contend, shows these lines to be corrupt: they were not
+written, that is to say, in the above form, which violates metre and
+rhyme-arrangement, and is both uncouth and redundant. The carol now picks
+up its pace again and proceeds&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Sweet Jesus turned Him round about,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To His mother's dear home went He,<br></span>
+ And said, I have been in yonder town<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> As far as you can see."</span><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Some versions give 'As after you can see.' Jesus repeats the story
+precisely as it has been told, with His request to the children and their
+rude answer. Whereupon Mary says:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Though You are but a maiden's child,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Born in an ox's stall,</span><br>
+ Though art the Christ, the King of Heaven,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And the Saviour of them all.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Sweet Jesus, go down to yonder town<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> As far as the Holy Well,</span><br>
+ And take away those sinful souls<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And dip them deep in Hell.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Nay, nay, sweet Jesus said,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Nay, nay, that may not be;</span><br>
+ There are too many sinful souls<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Crying out for the help of Me."</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>On this exquisite close the carol might well end, as Mr. Bullen with his
+usual fine judgment makes it end. But the old copies give an additional
+stanza, and a very silly one:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "O then spoke the angel Gabriel,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Upon one good St. Stephen,</span><br>
+ Although you're but a maiden's child,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> You are the King of Heaven."</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>'One good St. Stephen' is obviously an ignorant misprint for 'one good set
+steven,' <i>i.e.</i> 'appointed time,' and so it appears in Mr. Bramley's book,
+and in Mr. W. H. Husk's <i>Songs of the Nativity</i>. But the stanza is
+foolish, and may be dismissed. To amend the text of the children's answer
+is less legitimate. Yet one feels sorely tempted; and I cannot help
+suggesting that the original ran something like this:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "But they made answer to Him, No:<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> They were lords and ladies all;</span><br>
+ And He was but a maiden's child,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Born in an ox's stall.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Sweet Jesus turned Him round about,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> And He neither laughed nor smiled,</span><br>
+ But the tears came trickling from His eyes<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> To be but a maiden's child.&#8230;"</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>I plead for this suggestion: (1) that it adds nothing to the text and
+changes but one word; (2) that it removes nothing but the weak and
+unrhyming 'Like water from the skies'; and (3) that it leads directly to
+Mary's answer:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Though you are but a maiden's child,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Born in an ox's stall," &amp;c.</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>But it were better to hunt out the original than to accept any emendation;
+and I hope you will agree that the original of this little poem, so
+childlike and delicately true, is worth hunting for. "The carol," says
+Mr. Husk, "has a widely-spread popularity. On a broadside copy printed at
+Gravesend,"&mdash;presumably the one from which 'Joshua Sylvester' took his
+version&mdash;"there is placed immediately under the title a woodcut purporting
+to be a representation of the site of the Holy Well, Palestine; but the
+admiration excited thereby for the excellent good taste of the printer is
+too soon alas! dispelled, for between the second and third stanzas we see
+another woodcut representing a feather-clad-and-crowned negro seated on a
+barrel, smoking&mdash;a veritable ornament of a tobacconists' paper."</p>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>One of the finest carols written of late years is Miss Louise Imogen
+Guiney's <i>Tryste Noel</i>. It is deliberately archaic, and (for reasons
+hinted at above) I take deliberate archaism to be about the worst fault a
+modern carol-writer can commit. Also it lacks the fine simplicity of
+Christina Rossetti's <i>In the bleak midwinter</i>. I ought to dislike it,
+too, for its sophisticated close. Yet its curious rhythm and curious
+words haunt me in spite of all prejudice:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "The Ox he openeth wide the Doore<br>
+ And from the Snowe he calls her inne;<br>
+ And he hath seen her smile therefore,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Our Ladye without sinne.</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Now soone from Sleepe</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> A Starre shall leap,</span><br>
+ And soone arrive both King and Hinde:<br>
+<span class = "ind7"> <i>Amen, Amen</i>;</span><br>
+ But O the Place cou'd I but finde!<br><br>
+
+ "The Ox hath husht his Voyce and bent<br>
+ Trewe eye of Pity ore the Mow;<br>
+ And on his lovelie Neck, forspent,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The Bless&#232;d lays her Browe.</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Around her feet</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Full Warme and Sweete</span><br>
+ His bowerie Breath doth meeklie dwell;<br>
+<span class = "ind7"> <i>Amen, Amen</i>;</span><br>
+ But sore am I with vaine Travel!<br><br>
+
+ "The Ox is Host in Juda's stall,<br>
+ And Host of more than onely one,<br>
+ For close she gathereth withal<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Our Lorde, her little Sonne.</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Glad Hinde and King</span><br>
+<span class = "ind6"> Their Gyfte may bring,</span><br>
+ But wou'd to-night my Teares were there;<br>
+<span class = "ind7"> <i>Amen, Amen</i>;</span><br>
+ Between her Bosom and His hayre!"<br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+<p>The days are short. I return from this Christmas ramble and find it high
+time to light the lamp and pull the curtains over my Cornish Window.</p>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "The days are sad&mdash;it is the Holy tide:<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> The Winter morn is short, the Night is long;</span><br>
+ So let the lifeless Hours be glorified<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> With deathless thoughts and echo'd in sweet song:</span><br>
+ And through the sunset of this purple cup<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> They will resume the roses of their prime,</span><br>
+ And the old Dead will hear us and wake up,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Pass with dim smiles and make our hearts sublime!"</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+<p>Friends dead and friends afar&mdash;I remember you at this season, here with
+the log on the hearth, the holly around the picture frames and the wine at
+my elbow. One glass in especial to you, my old friend in the far north!&mdash;</p>
+
+<h4>CHRISTMAS EVE</h4>
+
+<blockquote><blockquote>
+<p class = "noindent"> "Friend, old friend in the manse by the fireside sitting,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Hour by hour while the grey ash drips from the log.</span><br>
+ You with a book on your knee, your wife with her knitting,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Silent both, and between you, silent, the dog&mdash;</span><br><br>
+
+ "Silent here in the south sit I, and, leaning,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> One sits watching the fire, with chin upon hand,</span><br>
+ Gazes deep in its heart&mdash;but ah! its meaning<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Rather I read in the shadows and understand.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Dear, kind, she is; and daily dearer, kinder,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Love shuts the door on the lamp and our two selves:</span><br>
+ Not my stirring awakened the flame that behind her<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Lit up a name in the leathern dusk of the shelves.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Veterans are my books, with tarnished gilding:<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Yet there is one gives back to the winter grate</span><br>
+ Gold of a sunset flooding a college building,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Gold of an hour I waited&mdash;as now I wait&mdash;</span><br><br>
+
+ "For a light step on the stair, a girl's low laughter,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Rustle of silks, shy knuckles tapping the oak,</span><br>
+ Dinner and mirth upsetting my rooms, and, after,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Music, waltz upon waltz, till the June day broke.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Where is her laughter now? Old tarnished covers&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> You that reflect her with fresh young face unchanged&mdash;</span><br>
+ Tell that we met, that we parted, not as lovers:<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Time, chance, brought us together, and these estranged.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Loyal we were to the mood of the moment granted,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Bruised not its bloom, but danced on the wave of its joy;</span><br>
+ Passion, wisdom, fell back like a wall enchanted<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Ringing a floor for us both&mdash;Heaven for the boy!</span><br><br>
+
+ "Where is she now? Regretted not, though departed,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Blessings attend and follow her all her days!</span><br>
+ &mdash;Look to your hound: he dreams of the hares he started,<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Whines, and awakes, and stretches his limbs to the blaze.</span><br><br>
+
+ "Far old friend in the manse, by the grey ash peeling<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Flake by flake from the heat in the Yule log's core,</span><br>
+ Look past the woman you love&mdash;On wall and ceiling<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Climbs not a trellis of roses&mdash;and ghosts&mdash;o' yore?</span><br><br>
+
+ "Thoughts, thoughts! Whistle them back like hounds returning&mdash;<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Mark how her needles pause at a sound upstairs.</span><br>
+ Time for bed, and to leave the log's heart burning!<br>
+<span class = "ind3"> Give ye good-night, but first thank God in your prayers!"</span><br><br></p>
+</blockquote></blockquote>
+
+
+<br><br><br><br>
+
+
+
+
+
+<h2>THE END.</h2>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
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+Project Gutenberg's From a Cornish Window, by Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch
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+Title: From a Cornish Window
+ A New Edition
+
+Author: Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch
+
+Release Date: March 29, 2008 [EBook #24946]
+
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+
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FROM A CORNISH WINDOW ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Lionel Sear
+
+
+
+
+FROM A CORNISH WINDOW.
+
+By
+
+ARTHUR THOMAS QUILLER-COUCH.
+
+
+DEDICATION.
+
+
+MY DEAR WILLIAM ARCHER,
+
+Severe and ruthlessly honest man that you are, you will find that the
+levities and the gravities of this book do not accord, and will say so.
+
+I plead only that they were written at intervals, and in part for
+recreation, during years in which their author has striven to maintain a
+cheerful mind while a popular philosophy which he believed to be cheap
+took possession of men and translated itself into politics which he knew
+to be nasty. I may summarise it, in its own jargon, as the philosophy of
+the Superman, and succinctly describe it as an attempt to stretch a part
+of the Darwinian hypothesis and make it cover the whole of man's life and
+conduct. I need not remind you how fatally its doctrine has flattered, in
+our time and in our country, the worst instincts of the half-educated:
+but let us remove it from all spheres in which we are interested and
+contemplate it as expounded by an American Insurance 'Lobbyist,' a few days
+ago, before the Armstrong Committee:--
+
+ "The Insurance world to-day is the greatest financial proposition in
+ the United States; and, _as great affairs always do, it commands a
+ higher law._"
+
+I have read precisely the same doctrine in a University Sermon preached by
+an Archbishop; but there its point was confused by pietistic rhetoric:
+the point being that in life, which is a struggle, success has in itself
+something divine, by virtue of which it can be to itself a law of right
+and wrong; and (inferentially) that a man is relieved of the noble
+obligation to command himself so soon and in so far as he is rich enough
+or strong enough to command other people.
+
+But why (you will ask) do I drag this doctrine into a dedication?
+Because, my dear Archer, I have fought against it for close upon seventeen
+years; because seventeen years is no small slice of a man's life--rather,
+so long a time that it has taught me to prize my bruises and prefer that,
+if anybody hereafter care to know me, he shall know me as one whose spirit
+took its cheer in intervals of a fight against detestable things; that--
+let him rank me in talent never so low beside my contemporaries who
+preached this doctrine--he shall at least have no excuse but to acquit me
+of being one with them in mind or purpose; and lastly, because in these
+times few things have brought me such comfort (stern comfort!) as I have
+derived from your criticism, so hospitable to ideas, so inflexible in
+judging right from wrong. As I have lived lonelier it has been better for
+me, and a solace beyond your guessing, to have been reminded that
+criticism still lives amongst us and has a Roman spirit.
+
+A. T. QUILLER-COUCH
+
+The Haven,
+FOWEY,
+April 3rd, 1906.
+
+
+
+PREFACE.
+
+My old friend and publisher, Mr. Arrowsmith, maintains that the time has
+come for a cheap edition of this book. Should the public endorse that
+opinion, he will probably go about pretending that his head is as good as
+his heart.
+
+_From a Cornish Window_ first appeared between cloth covers some six or
+seven years ago. I see that its Dedication bears the date, April 3rd,
+1906. But parts of it were written years before in the old _Pall Mall
+Magazine_, under the editorship of Lord Frederic Hamilton (who invented
+its title for me), and a few fragments date back almost to undergraduate
+days. The book, in short, is desultory to the last degree, and discourses
+in varying moods on a variety of topics. Yet, turning the pages again,
+I find them curiously and somewhat alarmingly consistent--consistent not
+only in themselves, but with their surviving author as he sits here
+to-day, using the same pen-holder which he bought for twopence in 1886,
+and gazing out of the same window, soon to be exchanged for another with a
+view more academic: and 'alarmingly consistent' because (as Emerson has
+very justly observed) a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little
+minds. To persevere in one fixed outlook upon life may be evidence of
+arrested capacity to grow, while on the other hand mere flightiness
+is a sure sign that the mind has not even arrived at man's estate.
+The best plan seems to be to care not a farthing for consistency or
+inconsistency, but to keep the eye turned outwards, and to keep it fresh
+by taking on new interests (however trivial), and reading new books, but
+still comparing them with the old. I think we ought to be especially
+careful to read new poetry as we get on in life, if only as a discipline--
+as men with increasing waists practise calisthenics--because poetry is
+always trying to reach beyond the phenomena of life, and because these are
+all the while, if imperceptibly, narrowing us within the round of daily
+habit. As the author of _Ionica_ put it (I quote from memory)--
+
+ Our feelings lose poetic flow
+ Soon after thirty years or so:
+ Professionising modern men
+ Thenceforth admire what pleased them then.
+
+But on the whole I do not regret this consistency, believing that the
+years 1896-1906 laid an almost holy constraint on the few who believed
+neither in Sham-Imperialism nor in the Superman, to stand together,
+to be stubborn, to refuse as doggedly as possible to bow the knee to these
+idols, to miss no opportunity of drawing attention to their feet of clay.
+
+I seem to perceive that the day of the Superman is drawing to its close.
+He is a recurring nuisance, like the influenza, and no doubt will afflict
+mankind again in due season. But our generation has enjoyed a peculiarly
+poisonous variety of him. In his Renaissance guise, whether projected
+upon actual history, as in the person of Richard III, or strutting
+sublimated through Marlowe's blank verse, he spared at any rate to
+sentimentalise his brutality. Our forefathers summed him up in the
+byword that an Italianate Englishman was a devil incarnate; but he _had_
+the grace of being Italianate. It is from the Germanised avatar--the
+Bismarck of the 'Ems telegram,' with his sentimentalising historians and
+philosophers--that Europe would seem to be recovering to-day. Well, I
+believe that the Christian virtues, the lovable and honourable code of
+ancient gentlemen, may always be trusted to win in the long run, and
+extrude the impostor. But while his vogue lasts, it may be of service to
+keep reminding men that to falsify another man's dispatch is essentially a
+stupider action than to tilt at windmills: and that is the main moral of
+my book.
+
+Arthur Quiller-Couch.
+
+December 2nd, 1912.
+
+
+
+JANUARY.
+
+
+Should any reader be puzzled by the title of this discursive volume, the
+following verses may provide him with an explanation. They were written
+some time ago for a lady who had requested, required, requisitioned
+(I forget the precise shade of the imperative) something for her album.
+"We are in the last ages of the world," wrote Charles Lamb to Barry
+Cornwall, "when St. Paul prophesied that women should be 'headstrong,
+lovers of their own will, having albums.--'"
+
+
+ BEATUS POSSIDENS.
+
+
+ I can't afford a mile of sward,
+ Parterres and peacocks gay;
+ For velvet lawns and marble fauns
+ Mere authors cannot pay.
+
+ And so I went and pitched my tent
+ Above a harbour fair,
+ Where vessels picturesquely rigg'd
+ Obligingly repair.
+
+ The harbour is not mine at all:
+ I make it so--what odds?
+ And gulls unwitting on my wall
+ Serve me for garden-gods.
+
+ By ships that ride below kaleid-
+ oscopically changed,
+ Unto my mind each day I find
+ My garden rearranged.
+
+ These, madam, are my daffodils,
+ My pinks, my hollyhocks,
+ My herds upon a hundred hills,
+ My phloxes and my flocks.
+
+ And when some day you deign to pay
+ The call that's overdue,
+ I'll wave a landlord's easy hand
+ And say, "Admire _my_ view!"
+
+Now I do not deny that a part of the content expressed in these lines may
+come of resignation. In some moods, were I to indulge them, it were
+pleasant to fancy myself owner of a vast estate, champaign and woodland;
+able to ride from sea to sea without stepping off my own acres, with
+villeins and bondmen, privileges of sak and soke, infangthef,
+outfangthef, rents, tolls, dues, royalties, and a private gallows for
+autograph-hunters. These things, however, did not come to me by
+inheritance, and for a number of sufficient reasons I have not amassed
+them. As for those other ambitions which fill the dreams of every healthy
+boy, a number of them had become of faint importance even before a
+breakdown of health seemed definitely to forbid their attainment.
+Here at home, far from London, with restored strength, I find myself less
+concerned with them than are my friends and neighbours, yet more keenly
+interested than ever in life and letters, art and politics--all that men
+and women are saying and doing. Only the centre of gravity has shifted,
+so to speak.
+
+I dare say, then, that resignation may have some share in this content;
+but if so 'tis an unconscious and happy one. A man who has been writing
+novels for a good part of his life should at least be able to sympathise
+with various kinds of men; and, for an example or two, I can understand--
+
+ 1. Why Alexander cried (if he ever did) because he had no second
+ world to conquer.
+
+ 2. Why Shakespeare, as an Englishman, wanted a coat of arms and
+ a respectable estate in his own native country town.
+
+ 3. What and how deep are the feelings beneath that _cri du
+ coeur_ of Mr. Wilfrid Blunt's 'Old Squire:'--
+
+
+ "I like the hunting of the hare
+ Better than that of the fox;
+ I like the joyous morning air,
+ And the crowing of the cocks.
+
+ "I covet not a wider range
+ Than these dear manors give;
+ I take my pleasures without change,
+ And as I lived I live.
+
+ "Nor has the world a better thing,
+ Though one should search it round,
+ Than thus to live one's own sole king
+ Upon one's own sole ground.
+
+ "I like the hunting of the hare;
+ It brings me day by day
+ The memory of old days as fair,
+ With dead men past away.
+
+ "To these as homeward still I ply,
+ And pass the churchyard gate,
+ Where all are laid as I must lie,
+ I stop and raise my hat.
+
+ "I like the hunting of the hare:
+ New sports I hold in scorn.
+ I like to be as my fathers were
+ In the days ere I was born."
+
+ 4. What--to start another hare--were Goldsmith's feelings when he
+ wrote--
+
+ "And as a hare whom hounds and horns pursue
+ Pants to the place from whence at first she flew,
+ I still had hopes, my long vexations past,
+ Here to return--and die at home at last."
+
+ 5. With what heart Don Quixote rode forth to tilt at sheep and
+ windmills, and again with what heart in that saddest of all
+ last chapters he bade his friends look not for this year's
+ birds in last year's nests.
+
+ 6. Why the young man went away sadly, because he had great
+ possessions and could not see his way to bestowing them all
+ on the poor; why, on the contrary, St. Paulinus of Nola and
+ St. Francis of Assisi joyfully renounced their wealth; what
+ Prudhon meant by saying that 'property is theft'; and what a
+ poor Welsh clergyman of the seventeenth century by
+ proclaiming in verse and prose that he was heir of all the
+ world, and properties, hedges, boundaries, landmarks meant
+ nothing to him, since all was his that his soul enjoyed; yes,
+ and even what inspired him to pen this golden sentence--
+
+ "_You will never enjoy the world aright till the sea itself
+ floweth in your veins, till you are clothed with the heavens
+ and crowned with the stars._"
+
+
+My window, then, looks out from a small library upon a small harbour
+frequented by ships of all nations--British, Danish, Swedish, Norwegian,
+Russian, French, German, Italian, with now and then an American or a
+Greek--and upon a shore which I love because it is my native country. Of
+all views I reckon that of a harbour the most fascinating and the most
+easeful, for it combines perpetual change with perpetual repose. It
+amuses like a panorama and soothes like an opiate, and when you have
+realised this you will understand why so many thousands of men around this
+island appear to spend all their time in watching tidal water. Lest you
+should suspect me of taking a merely dilettante interest in the view, I
+must add that I am a Harbour Commissioner.
+
+As for the house, it is a plain one; indeed, very like the house a child
+draws on a slate, and therefore pleasing even externally to me, who prefer
+the classical to any Gothic style of architecture. Why so many strangers
+mistake it with its modest dimensions for a hotel, I cannot tell you.
+I found one in the pantry the other day searching for a brandy-and-soda;
+another rang the dining-room bell and dumbfoundered the maid by asking
+what we had for lunch; and a third (a lady) cried when I broke to her that
+I had no sitting-room to let. We make it a rule to send out a chair
+whenever some unknown invader walks into the garden and prepares to make a
+water-colour sketch of the view.
+
+There are some, too, whose behaviour cannot be reconciled with the
+hallucination of a hotel, and they must take the house for a public
+institution of some kind, though of what kind I cannot guess.
+There was an extremely bashful youth, for instance, who roamed the garden
+for a while on the day after the late Duke of Cambridge's funeral, and,
+suddenly dashing in by the back door, wanted to know why our flag was not
+at half-mast. There was also a lady who called on the excuse that she had
+made a life-study of the Brontes, and after opining (in a guarded manner)
+that they came, originally, from somewhere in Yorkshire, desired to be
+informed how many servants we kept. I have sometimes thought of
+rechristening our house The Hotel of the Four Seasons, and thereby
+releasing its true name (The Haven) to a friend who covets it for his own.
+
+On the whole, however, these visitors disturb the house and the view from
+my window very little. The upper halves of them, as they pass up and down
+the road, appear above my garden wall much as the shadows that passed in
+Plato's cave. They come, enjoy their holiday, and go, leaving the window
+intent upon the harbour, its own folk and its own business.
+
+
+And now for the book, which is really not a book at all, but a chapter of
+one.
+
+Last autumn I returned from a holiday to find that the publishing season
+had begun. This was announced by a stack of new books, review copies and
+presentation copies, awaiting me on my window-seat. I regarded it sourly.
+A holiday is the most unsettling thing in the world. At the end of it I
+regain the well-worn chair with a sigh of pleasure and reach for the
+familiar tobacco-jar, wondering how I could have been fool enough to leave
+them; yet somehow this lively sense of repurchased habit does not go far
+enough and compel me to work. Being at home is a game, and so good a game
+that I play at it merely, rearranging my shelves and, under pretence of
+dealing with arrears of correspondence, skimming the literary papers and
+book-catalogues found amid the pile of letters.
+
+It happened that the first postal-wrapper to be broken enclosed a copy of
+_The Academy_, and _The Academy_ opened with this sentence: "Since our
+last issue we have received one hundred and nineteen new books and
+reprints." I looked across to the pile on my window-seat and felt it to
+be insignificant, though it interfered with my view of the English
+Channel. One hundred and nineteen books in a single week! Yet who was I
+to exclaim at their number?--I, who (it appeared) had contributed one of
+them? With that I remembered something which had happened just before my
+holiday, and began to reflect on it, for the first time seriously.
+
+A publisher had asked me for a complete list of my published works, to
+print it on the fly-leaf of another of them. I sat down with the best
+intention and compiled it for him, and, in honest oblivion, omitted a
+couple--of books, mind you--not of pamphlets, reviews, stray articles,
+short stories, or any such trifles, but of books solemnly written for this
+and future ages, solemnly printed, bound, and put into circulation at the
+shops and libraries. (Here, for the due impressiveness of the tale, it
+becomes necessary to tell you that their author is an indolent and painful
+writer, slow at the best of times.)
+
+Well, the discovery that I had forgotten two of my own books at first
+amused and then set me thinking. "Here you are," said I to myself,
+"a writer of sorts; and it's no use to pretend that you don't wish to be
+remembered for a while after you are dead and done with."
+
+"Quite right," the other part of me assented cheerfully.
+
+"Well, then," urged the inquisitor, "this is a bad look-out. If you had
+been born a Dumas--I am speaking of fecundity, if you please, and of
+nothing else--if you had been born a Dumas, and could rattle off a romance
+in a fortnight, you might be excused for not keeping tally of your
+productions. Pitiful, dilatory worker that you are, if _you_ cannot
+remember them, how can you expect the world (good Heavens!) to take the
+trouble?"
+
+"I suppose it won't," responded the other part of me, somewhat dashed;
+then, picking up its spirits again, "But, anyhow, I shall know where to
+lay the blame."
+
+"On yourself?"
+
+"Most assuredly not."
+
+"Where, then?"
+
+"Why, on the publishers."
+
+"Ah, of course!" (This with fine irony.)
+
+"Yes, on the publishers. Most authors do this during life, and now I
+begin to see that all authors do it sooner or later. For my part, I shall
+defer it to the future state."
+
+"Why?"
+
+"Obviously because there will be no publishers thereabouts to contradict
+me."
+
+"And of what will you accuse them?"
+
+"That they never issued my work in the form it deserved."
+
+"I see. Poor fellow! You have the 'Edinburgh' Stevenson or something of
+that sort on your mind, and are filled with nasty envy."
+
+Upon this the other part of me fairly lost its temper.
+
+"The 'Edinburgh' Stevenson! The 'Edinburgh' Ste--, and you have known me
+all these years! The 'Edinburgh' Stevenson is a mighty handsome edition
+of a mighty fine writer, but I have no more desire to promenade the ages
+in that costume than to jump the moon. No, I am not going to break any
+more of the furniture. I am handing you this chair that you may seat
+yourself and listen . . . Now! The book which I shall accuse my
+publishers of not having produced will be in one volume--"
+
+"Come, come. Modesty is all very well, but don't overdo it."
+
+"--folio."
+
+"Oh!"
+
+"--Of three thousand odd pages, printed (blunt type) in double columns,
+and here and there in triple."
+
+"O--oh!"
+
+"--with marginalia by other hands, and footnotes running sometimes to
+twenty thousand words, and, including above six thousand quotations from
+the best poets--every one, in short, which has given me pleasure of a
+certain quality, whether gentle or acute, at one time or another in my
+life."
+
+"!!!"
+
+"--The whole profusely, not to say extravagantly, adorned with woodcuts in
+the text, not to mention fifty or sixty full-page illustrations in
+copper."
+
+"By eminent artists?"
+
+"Some of them by eminent artists, for the reason only that I number such
+among my friends; the rest by amateurs and members of my household who
+would help, out of mere affection, in raising this monument."
+
+"They would do it execrably."
+
+"I dare say; but that would not matter in the least. The book should be
+bound in leather and provided with serviceable clasps, as well as with a
+couple of inner pockets for maps and charts. The maps should contain
+plenty of sea, with monsters rising from it--leviathans and sea-serpents--
+as they do in Speed's map of Cornwall which hangs in the hall."
+
+"Your book will need a window-seat to hold it."
+
+"Ah, now you talk intelligently! It was designed for a window-seat, and
+its fortunate possessor will take care to provide one. Have you any
+further objections?"
+
+"Only this: that a book of such a size written by one man (I make the
+objection as little personal as I can) must perforce contain many dull
+pages."
+
+"Hundreds of them; whole reams of dull pages."
+
+"They will be skipped."
+
+"They will be inserted with that object."
+
+"Oh!"
+
+"It is one of the conditions of becoming a classic."
+
+"Who will read you?"
+
+"Look here. Do you remember the story of that old fellow--a Dutchman, I
+think--who took a fancy to be buried in the church porch of his native
+town, that he might hear the feet of the townsfolk, generation after
+generation, passing over his head to divine service?"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"Well. I shall stand on my shelf, bound in good leather, between (say)
+_Bayle's Dictionary_ and _Sibrandus Schnafnaburgensis, his Delectable
+Treatise_; and if some day, when the master of the house has been coaxed
+by his womenfolk to take a holiday, and they descend upon the books, which
+he (the humbug) never reads, belabour and bang the dust out of them and
+flap them with dusters, and all with that vindictiveness which is the good
+housewife's right attitude towards literature--"
+
+"Had you not better draw breath?"
+
+"Thank you. I will: for the end of the protasis lies yet some way off.
+If, I say, some child of the family, having chosen me out of the heap as a
+capital fellow for a booby-trap, shall open me by hazard and, attracted by
+the pictures, lug me off to the window-seat, why then God bless the child!
+I shall come to my own. He will not understand much at the time, but he
+will remember me with affection, and in due course he will give me to his
+daughter among her wedding presents (much to her annoyance, but the
+bridegroom will soothe her). This will happen through several generations
+until I find myself an heirloom. . . ."
+
+"You begin to assume that by this time you will be valuable.
+Also permit me to remark that you have slipped into the present
+indicative."
+
+"As for the present indicative, I think you began it."
+
+"No."
+
+"Yes. But it doesn't matter. I begin precisely at the right moment to
+assume a value which will be attached to me, not for my own sake, but on
+account of dear grandpapa's book-plate and autograph on the fly-leaf. (He
+was the humbug who never read me--a literary person; he acquired me as a
+'review copy,' and only forbore to dispose of me because at the current
+railway rates I should not have fetched the cost of carriage.)"
+
+"Why talk of hindrances to publishing such a book, when you know full well
+it will never be written?"
+
+"I thought you would be driven to some such stupid knock-down argument.
+Whether or not the book will ever be finished is a question that lies on
+the knees of the gods. I am writing at it every day. And just such a
+book was written once and even published; as I discovered the other day in
+an essay by Mr. Austin Dobson. The author, I grant you, was a Dutchman
+(Mr. Dobson calls him 'Vader Cats,') and the book contains everything from
+a long didactic poem on Marriage (I also have written a long didactic poem
+on Marriage) to a page on Children's Games. (My book shall have a chapter
+on Children's Games, with their proper tunes.) As for poetry--poetry,
+says Mr. Dobson, with our Dutch poet is not by any means a trickling rill
+from Helicon: 'it is an inundation _a la mode du pays_, a flood in a flat
+land, covering everything far and near with its sluggish waters.'
+As for the illustrations, listen to this for the kind of thing I demand:--
+
+ "Perhaps the most interesting of these is to be found in the
+ large head-piece to the above-mentioned Children's Games, the
+ background of which exhibits the great square of Middleburgh,
+ with its old Gothic houses and central clump of trees.
+ This is, moreover, as delightful a picture as any in the
+ gallery. Down the middle of the foreground, which is filled by
+ a crowd of figures, advances a regiment of little Dutchmen,
+ marching to drum and fife, and led by a fire-eating captain of
+ fifteen. Around this central group are dispersed knots of
+ children playing leap-frog, flying kites, blowing bubbles,
+ whipping tops, walking on stilts, skipping, and the like.
+ In one corner the children are busy with blind man's buff;
+ in the other the girls, with their stiff head-dresses and
+ vandyked aprons, are occupied with their dolls. Under the pump
+ some seventeenth-century equivalent for chuck-farthing seems to
+ be going on vigorously; and, not to be behind-hand in the fun,
+ two little fellows in the distance are standing upon their
+ heads. The whole composition is full of life and movement,
+ and--so conservative is childhood--might, but for the costume
+ and scene, represent a playground of to-day."
+
+"Such are the pictures which shall emerge, like islands, among my dull
+pages. And there shall be other pages, to be found for the looking. . . .
+I must make another call upon your memory, my friend, and refer it to a
+story of Hans Andersen's which fascinated the pair of us in childhood,
+when we were not really a pair but inseparables, and before you had grown
+wise; the story of the Student and the Goblin who lodged at the
+Butterman's. The Student, at the expense of his dinner, had rescued a
+book from the butter-tub and taken it off to his garret, and that night
+the Goblin, overcome by curiosity, peeped through the keyhole, and lo! the
+garret was full of light. Forth and up from the book shot a beam of
+light, which grew into the trunk of a mighty tree, and threw out branches
+over the bowed head of the student; and every leaf was fresh, and every
+flower a face, and every fruit a star, and music sang in the branches.
+Well, there shall be even such pages in my book."
+
+"Excuse me," said I, "but, knowing your indolence, I begin to tire of the
+future indicative, which (allow me to repeat) you first employed in this
+discussion."
+
+"I did not," said the other part of me stoutly. "And if I did, 'tis a
+trick of the trade. You of all people ought to know that I write
+romances."
+
+I do not at all demur to having the value of my books enhanced by
+the contributions of others--by dear grandpapa's autograph on the
+fly-leaf, for example. But it annoys me to be blamed for other folks'
+opinions.
+
+The other day a visitor called and discoursed with me during the greater
+part of a wet afternoon. He had come for an interview--'dreadful trade,'
+as Edgar said of samphire-gathering--and I wondered, as he took his
+departure, what on earth he would find to write about: for I love to smoke
+and listen to other men's opinions, and can boast with Montaigne that
+during these invasive times my door has stood open to all comers. He was
+a good fellow, too; having brains and using them: and I made him an
+admirable listener.
+
+It amused me, some while after, to read the interview and learn that _I_
+had done the talking and uttered a number of trenchant sayings upon female
+novelists. But the amusement changed to dismay when the ladies began to
+retort. For No. 1 started with an airy restatement of what I had never
+said, and No. 2 (who had missed to read the interview) misinterpreted No.
+1.'s paraphrase; and by these and other processes within a week my
+digestive silence had passed through a dozen removes, and was incurring
+the just execration of a whole sex. I began to see that my old college
+motto--_Quod taciturn velis nemini dixeris_--which had always seemed to me
+to err, if at all, on the side of excess, fell short of adequacy to these
+strenuous times.
+
+I have not kept the letters; but a friend of mine, Mr. Algernon Dexter,
+has summarised a very similar experience and cast it into chapters, which
+he allows me to print here. He heads them--
+
+ HUNTING THE DRAG.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+
+_Scene: The chastely-furnished writing-room of Mr. Algernon Dexter, a
+well-known male novelist. Bust of Pallas over practicable door L.U.E.
+Books adorn the walls, interspersed with portraits of female relatives.
+Mr. Dexter discovered with Interviewer. Mr. D., poker in hand, is bending
+over the fire, above which runs the legend, carved in Roman letters across
+the mantelpiece, 'Ne fodias ignem gladio._'
+
+INTERVIEWER (_pulling out his watch_): "Dear me! Only five minutes to
+catch my train! And I had several other questions to ask.
+I suppose, now, it's too late to discuss the Higher Education of Women?"
+
+Mr. D. (_smiling_): "Well, I think there's hardly time. It will take you
+a good four minutes to get to the station."
+
+INTERVIEWER: "And I must get my typewriter out of the cloakroom.
+Good-day, then, Mr. Dexter!" (_They shake hands and part with mutual
+esteem._)
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+
+_Extract from 'The Daily Post_.'
+
+"MONDAY TALKS WITH OUR NOVELISTS.--No. MCVI. Mr. ALGERNON DEXTER.
+
+"'And now, Mr. Dexter,' said I, 'what is your opinion of the Higher
+Education of Women?'
+
+"The novelist stroked his bronze beard. 'That's a large order, eh?
+Isn't it rather late in the day to discuss Women's Education?'
+And with a humorous gesture of despair he dropped the poker."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+
+_Tuesday's Letter_.
+
+Sir,--In your issue of to-day I read with interest an account of an
+interview with Mr. Dexter, the popular novelist, and I observe that
+gentleman thinks it 'rather late in the day' to discuss the Higher
+Education of Women. One can only be amused at this flippant dismissal of
+a subject dear to the hearts of many of us; a movement consecrated by the
+life-energies--I had almost said the life-blood--of a Gladstone, a
+Sidgwick, a Fitch, and a Platt-Culpepper. Does Mr. Dexter really imagine
+that he can look down on such names as these? Or are we to conclude that
+the recent successes of 'educated' women in fiction have got on his
+nerves? To suggest professional jealousy would be going too far, no
+doubt.
+
+ Yours faithfully.
+ 'HIGH SCHOOL'
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+
+_Wednesday's Letters_.
+
+(1) Sir,--I, too, was disgusted with Mr. Algernon Dexter's cheap sneer at
+women's education. He has, it seems, 'no opinion' on it. Allow me to
+point out that, whatever his opinion may be, Women's Education has come to
+stay. The time is past when Women could be relegated to the kitchen or
+the nursery, and told, in the words of the poet Byron, that these
+constituted her 'whole existence.' Not so; and if Mr. Dexter is inclined
+to doubt it let him read the works of George Elliot (Mrs. J. W. Cross) or
+Marion Crawford. They will open his eyes to the task he has undertaken.
+
+ I am, Sir, yours, etc,
+ "AUDI ALTERAM PARTEM."
+
+
+(2) SIR,--Mr. Algernon Dexter thinks women's education 'a large order'--
+not a very elegant expression, let me say, _en passant_, for one who
+aspires to be known as a 'stylist.' Still a large order it is, and one
+that as an imperial race we shall be forced to envisage. If our children
+are to be started in life as fit citizens of this empire, with a grasp on
+its manifold and far reaching complexities of interest, and unless the
+Germans are to beat us, we must provide them with educated mothers. 'The
+child is father of the man,' but the mother has, _me judice_, no less
+influence on his subsequent career. And this is not to be done by putting
+back the hands of the clock, or setting them to make pies and samplers,
+but by raising them to mutually co-operate and further what has been aptly
+termed 'The White Man's Burden.' Such, at any rate, though I may not live
+to see it, is the conviction of:
+
+ "A MUS. DOC. OF FORTY YEARS' STANDING."
+
+
+(3) SIR,--'High School' has done a public service. A popular novelist may
+be licensed to draw on his imagination; but hitting below the belt is
+another thing, whoever wears it. Mr Dexter's disdainful treatment of that
+eminent educationalist Mr. Platt-Culpepper--who is in his grave and
+therefore unable to reply (so like a man!)--can be called nothing less.
+I hope it will receive the silent contempt it deserves.
+
+ Yours indignantly,
+ "MERE WOMAN."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+
+_Thursday's letters_.
+
+
+(1) SIR,--Your correspondents, with whose indignation I am in sympathy,
+have to me most unaccountably overlooked the real gravamen of Mr. Dexter's
+offence. Unlike them, I have read several of that gentleman's brochures,
+and can assure you that he once posed as the unbounded license for women
+in Higher Education, if not in other directions. This _volte face_
+(I happen to know) will come as a severe disappointment to many; for we
+had quite counted him one of us.
+
+ "We that had loved him so, followed him, honoured him,
+ Lived in his mild and magnificent eye,"
+
+Shall have, it seems, to 'record one lost soul more, one more devil's
+triumph,' etc. I subscribe myself, sir, more in sorrow than in anger.
+
+ PERCY FLADD,
+ _President, H.W.E.L._
+ (_Hoxton Women's Emancipation League_).
+
+
+(2) Sir,--Why all this beating about the bush? The matter in dispute
+between Mr. Dexter and his critics was summed up long ago by Scotia's
+premier poet (I refer to Robert Burns) in the lines--
+
+ "To make a happy fireside clime
+ To weans and wife,
+ That's the true pathos and sublime
+ Of human life,"
+
+And _vice versa_. Your correspondents are too hasty in condemning Mr.
+Dexter. He may have expressed himself awkwardly; but, as I understood
+him, he never asserted that education necessarily unsexed a woman, if kept
+within limits. 'A man's a man for a' that'; then why not a woman?
+At least, so says:
+
+ "AULD REEKIE."
+
+
+(3) Sir,--Let Mr. Dexter stick to his guns. He is not the first who has
+found the New Woman an unmitigated nuisance, and I respect him for saying
+so in no measured terms. Let women, if they want husbands, cease to write
+oratorios and other things in which man is, by his very constitution,
+_facile princeps_, and let her cultivate that desideratum in which she
+excels--a cosy home and a bright smile to greet him on the doorstep when
+he returns from a tiring day in the City. Until that is done I, for one,
+shall remain:
+
+ "UNMARRIED."
+
+P.S.--Could a woman have composed Shakespeare?
+
+
+(4) Sir,--I had no intention of mixing in this correspondence, and
+publicity is naturally distasteful to me. Nor do I hold any brief for the
+Higher Education of Women; but when I see writer after writer--apparently
+of my own sex--taking refuge in what has been called the 'base shelter of
+anonymity,' I feel constrained to sign myself:
+
+ Yours faithfully,
+ (Mrs.) RACHEL RAMSBOTHAM.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+_Friday's Letters_.
+
+
+(1) Sir,--After reading 'Unmarried's' letter, one can hardly wonder that
+he is so. He asks if any woman could have written Shakespeare, and
+insinuates that she would be better occupied in meeting him ('Unmarried')
+on the doorstep 'with a bright smile.' As to that, there may be two
+opinions. Everyone to his taste, but for my part, if his insufferable
+male conceit will allow him to believe it--I would rather have written
+Shakespeare a hundred times over, and I am not alone in this view. Such
+men as Mr. Dexter and 'Unmarried' are the cause why half of us women
+prefer to remain single; the former may deny it, poker in hand, but murder
+will out. In conclusion, let me add that I have never written an oratorio
+in my life, though I sometimes attend them.
+
+ Yours, etc.,
+ "MERE WOMAN."
+
+
+(2) Sir,--Allow me to impale Mr. Dexter on the horns of a dilemma.
+Either it is too late in the day to discuss woman's education, or it is
+not. If the latter, why did he say it is? And if the former, why did he
+begin discussing it? That is how it strikes.
+
+ "B.A. (Lond.)."
+
+
+(3) Sir,--_Re_ this woman's education discussion: I write to inquire if
+there is any law of the land which can hinder a woman from composing
+Shakespeare if she wants to?
+
+ Yours truly,
+ "INTERESTED."
+
+
+(4) Sir,--Allusion has been made in this correspondence (I think by Mr.
+Dexter) to the grave of that eminent educationist, the late
+Platt-Culpepper, which is situate in the Highgate Cemetery. My interest
+being awakened, I made a pilgrimage to it the other day, and was shocked
+by its neglected condition. The coping has been badly cemented, and a
+crack extends from the upper right-hand corner to the base of the plinth,
+right across the inscription. Doubtless a few shillings would repair the
+damage; but may I suggest, Sir, that some worthier memorial is due to this
+pioneer of woman's higher activities? I have thought of a plain obelisk on
+Shakespeare's Cliff, a locality of which he was ever fond; or a small and
+inconspicuous lighthouse might, without complicating the navigation of
+this part of the Channel, serve to remind Englishmen of one who diffused
+so much light during his all too brief career. Choice, however, would
+depend on the funds available, and might be left to an influential
+committee. Meanwhile, could you not open a subscription list for the
+purpose? I enclose stamps for 2 shillings, with my card, and prefer to
+remain, for the present.
+
+ "HAUD IMMEMOR."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+
+_Saturday's Letters_
+
+
+
+(1) Sir,--H. Immemor's suggestion clears the air, and should persuade
+Mr. Dexter and his reactionary friends to think twice before again
+inaugurating a crusade which can only recoil upon their own heads.
+I enclose 5 shillings, if only as a protest against this un-English
+'hitting below the belt,' and am:
+
+ Yours, etc.,
+ "PRACTICAL."
+
+
+(2) Sir,--It is only occasionally that I get a glimpse of your invaluable
+paper, and (perhaps, fortunately) missed the issues containing Mr.
+Dexter's diatribes anent woman. But what astounds me is their cynical
+audacity. Your correspondents, though not in accord as to the name of the
+victim (can it be more than one?) agree that, after encouraging her to
+unbridled license, Mr. Dexter turned round and attacked her with a poker--
+whether above or below the belt is surely immaterial. 'Tis true,
+'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true; but not once or twice, I fear me, in
+'our fair island-story' has a similar thing occurred. The unique (I hope)
+feature in this case is the man Dexter's open boast that the incident is
+closed, and it is now 'too late in the day' to reopen it. 'Too late,'
+indeed! There is an American poem describing how a young woman was raking
+hay, and an elderly judge came by, and wasn't in a position to marry her,
+though he wanted to; and the whole winds up by saying that 'too late' are
+the saddest words in the language--especially, I would add, in this
+connection. But, alas! that men's memories should be so short! Is the
+reflection of:
+
+ "A MOTHER OF SEVEN."
+
+
+[This correspondence is now closed, unless Mr. Dexter should wish to reply
+to his numerous critics. We do not propose to open a subscription list,
+at any rate for the present.--Ed. _Daily Post._]
+
+
+
+FEBRUARY.
+
+
+"O That I were lying under the olives!"--if I may echo the burthen of
+a beautiful little poem by Mrs. Margaret L. Woods. I have not yet
+consulted Zadkiel: but if I may argue from past experience of
+February--'fill-dyke'--in a week or so my window here will be
+alternately crusted with Channel spray and washed clean by lashing
+south-westerly showers; and a wave will arch itself over my garden wall
+and spoil a promising bed of violets; and I shall grow weary of
+oilskins, and weary of hauling the long-line with icily-cold hands
+and finding no fish. February--_Pisces?_ The fish, before February
+comes, have left the coast for the warmer deeps, and the zodiac is
+all wrong. Down here in the Duchy many believe in Mr. Zadkiel and
+Old Moore. I suppose the dreamy Celt pays a natural homage to a
+fellow-mortal who knows how to make up his mind for twelve months
+ahead. All the woman in his nature surrenders to this businesslike
+decisiveness. "O man!"--the exhortation is Mr. George Meredith's, or
+would be if I could remember it precisely--"O man, amorously
+inclining, before all things _be positive!_" I have sometimes,
+while turning the pages of Mrs. Beeton's admirable cookery book,
+caught myself envying Mr. Beeton. I wonder if her sisters envy
+Mrs. Zadkiel. She, dear lady, no doubt feels that, if it be not in
+mortals to command the weather her husband prophesies for August, yet
+he does better--he deserves it. And, after all, a prophecy in some
+measure depends for its success on the mind which receives it.
+Back in the forties--I quote from a small privately-printed volume by
+Sir Richard Tangye--when the potato blight first appeared in England,
+an old farmer in the Duchy found this warning in his favourite
+almanack, at the head of the page for August:--
+
+ "And potentates shall tremble and quail."
+
+Now, 'to quail' in Cornwall still carries its old meaning,
+'to shrink,' 'to wither.' The farmer dug his potatoes with all
+speed, and next year the almanack was richer by a score of
+subscribers.
+
+Zadkiel or no Zadkiel, I will suspire, and risk it, "O that I were
+lying under the olives!" "O to be out of England now that February's
+here!"--for indeed this is the time to take the South express and be
+quit of fogs, and loaf and invite your soul upon the Mediterranean
+shore before the carnivals and regattas sweep it like a mistral.
+Nor need you be an invalid to taste those joys on which Stevenson
+dilates in that famous little essay in "_Virginibus Puerisque_"
+(or, as the young American lady preferred to call it, "Virginis
+Pueribusque."):--
+
+ "Or perhaps he may see a group of washer-women relieved, on a
+ spit of shingle, against the blue sea, or a meeting of
+ flower-gatherers in the tempered daylight of an olive-garden;
+ and something significant or monumental in the grouping,
+ something in the harmony of faint colour that is always
+ characteristic of the dress of these Southern women, will come
+ home to him unexpectedly, and awake in him that satisfaction
+ with which we tell ourselves that we are richer by one more
+ beautiful experience. . . . And then, there is no end to the
+ infinite variety of the olive-yards themselves. Even the colour
+ is indeterminate, and continually shifting: now you would say it
+ was green, now grey, now blue; now tree stands above tree, like
+ 'cloud on cloud,' massed in filmy indistinctness; and now, at
+ the wind's will, the whole sea of foliage is shaken and broken
+ up with little momentary silverings and shadows."
+
+English poets, too, have been at their best on the Riviera: from
+Cette, where Matthew Arnold painted one of the most brilliant little
+landscapes in our literature, along to Genoa, where Tennyson visited
+and:
+
+ "Loved that hall, tho' white and cold,
+ Those niched shapes of noble mould,
+ A princely people's awful princes,
+ The grave, severe Genovese of old."
+
+[I suppose, by the way, that every one who has taken the trouble to
+compare the stanza of 'The Daisy' with that of the invitation 'To the
+Rev. F. D. Maurice,' which immediately follows, will have noted the
+pretty rhythmical difference made by the introduction of the double
+dactyl in the closing line of the latter; the difference between:
+
+ "Of olive, aloe, and maize, and vine,"
+
+And:
+
+ "Making the little one leap for joy."]
+
+But let Mrs. Woods resume the strain:--
+
+ "O that I were listening under the olives!
+ So should I hear behind in the woodland
+ The peasants talking. Either a woman,
+ A wrinkled granddame, stands in the sunshine,
+ Stirs the brown soil in an acre of violets--
+ Large odorous violets--and answers slowly
+ A child's swift babble; or else at noon
+ The labourers come. They rest in the shadow,
+ Eating their dinner of herbs, and are merry.
+ Soft speech Provencal under the olives!
+ Like a queen's raiment from days long perished,
+ Breathing aromas of old unremembered
+ Perfumes, and shining in dust-covered palaces
+ With sudden hints of forgotten splendour--
+ So on the lips of the peasant his language,
+ His only now, the tongue of the peasant."
+
+Say what you will, there is a dignity about these Latin races, even
+in their trivial everyday movements. They suggest to me, as those
+lines of Homer suggested to Mr. Pater's Marius, thoughts which almost
+seem to be memories of a time when all the world was poetic:--
+
+ "Oi d'ote de limenos polubentheos entos ikonto
+ Istia men steilanto, thesand d'en nei melaine . . .
+ Ek de kai antoi Bainon epi regmini thalasses."
+
+"And how poetic," says Pater, "the simple incident seemed, told just
+thus! Homer was always telling things after this manner.
+And one might think there had been no effort in it: that here was but
+the almost mechanical transcript of a time naturally, intrinsically
+poetic, a time in which one could hardly have spoken at all without
+ideal effect, or the sailors pulled down their boat without making a
+picture in 'the great style' against a sky charged with marvels."
+
+One evening in last February a company of Provencal singers, pipers,
+and tambour players came to an hotel in Cannes, and entertained us.
+They were followed next evening by a troupe of German-Swiss jodelers;
+and oh, the difference to me--and, for that matter, to all of us!
+It was just the difference between passion and silly sentiment--silly
+and rather vulgar sentiment. The merry Swiss boys whooped, and
+smacked their legs, and twirled their merry Swiss girls about, until
+vengeance overtook them--a vengeance so complete, so surprising, that
+I can hardly now believe what my own eyes saw and my own ears heard.
+One of the merry Swiss girls sang a love-ditty with a jodeling
+refrain, which was supposed to be echoed back by her lover afar in
+the mountains. To produce this pleasing illusion, one of the merry
+Swiss boys ascended the staircase, and hid himself deep in the
+corridors of the hotel. All went well up to the last verse.
+Promptly and truly the swain echoed his sweetheart's call; softly it
+floated down to us--down from the imaginary pasture and across the
+imaginary valley. But as the maiden challenged for the last time, as
+her voice lingered on the last note of the last verse . . .
+There hung a Swiss cuckoo-clock in the porter's office, and at that
+very instant the mechanical bird lifted its voice, and nine times
+answered 'Cuckoo' _on the exact note!_ "Cuckoo, Cuckoo, O word of
+fear!" I have known coincidences, but never one so triumphantly
+complete. The jaw of the Swiss maiden dropped an inch; and, as well
+as I remember, silence held the company for five seconds before we
+recovered ourselves and burst into inextinguishable laughter.
+
+
+The one complaint I have to make of the Mediterranean is that it does
+not in the least resemble a real sea; and I daresay that nobody who
+has lived by a real sea will ever be thoroughly content with it.
+Beautiful--oh, beautiful, of course, whether one looks across from
+Costebelle to the lighthouse on Porquerolles and the warships in
+Hyeres Bay; or climbs by the Calvary to the lighthouse of la Garoupe,
+and sees on the one side Antibes, on the other the Isles de Lerins;
+or scans the entrance of Toulon Harbour; or counts the tiers of
+shipping alongside the quays at Genoa! But somehow the Mediterranean
+has neither flavour nor sparkle, nor even any proper smell.
+The sea by Biarritz is champagne to it. But hear how Hugo draws the
+contrast in time of storm:--
+
+ "Ce n'etaient pas les larges lames de l'Ocean qui vont devant elles
+ et qui se deroulent royalement dans l'immensite; c'etaient des
+ houles courtes, brusques, furieuses. L'Ocean est a son aise,
+ il tourne autour du monde; la Mediterranee est dans un vase et
+ le vent la secoue, c'est ce qui lui donne cette vague haletante,
+ breve et trapue. Le flot se ramasse et lutte. Il a autant de
+ colere que la flot de l'Ocean et moins d'espace."
+
+Also, barring the sardine and anchovy, I must confess that the fish
+of the Mediterranean are what, in the Duchy, we should call
+'poor trade.' I don't wish to disparage the Bouillabaisse, which is
+a dish for heroes, and deserves all the heroic praises sung of it:--
+
+ "This Bouillabaisse a noble dish is--
+ A sort of soup, or broth, or brew,
+ Or hotchpotch of all sorts of fishes,
+ That Greenwich never could outdo;
+ Green herbs, red peppers, mussels, saffron,
+ Soles, onions, garlic, roach and dace:
+ All these you eat at Terre's tavern,
+ In that one dish of Bouillabaisse."
+
+To be precise, you take a langouste, three rascas (an edible but
+second-rate fish), a slice of conger, a fine 'chapon,' or red rascas,
+and one or two 'poissons blancs' (our grey mullet, I take it, would
+be an equivalent). You take a cooking-pot and put your langouste in
+it, together with four spoonfuls of olive-oil, an onion and a couple
+of tomatoes, and boil away until he turns red. You then take off the
+pot and add your fish, green herbs, four cloves of garlic, and a
+pinch of saffron, with salt and red pepper. Pour in water to cover
+the surface of the fish, and cook for twenty minutes over a fast
+fire. Then take a soup-plate, lay some slices of bread in it, and
+pour the bouillon over the bread. Serve the fish separately.
+Possibly you incline to add, in the immortal words of the late Mr.
+Lear, "Serve up in a clean dish, and throw the whole out of window as
+fast as possible." You would make a great mistake. The marvel to me
+is that no missionary has acclimatised this wonderful dish upon our
+coasts, where we have far better fish for compounding it--red mullet,
+for instance, in place of the rascas; and whiting, or even pollack or
+grey mullet, in place of the 'poissons blancs.' For the langouste, a
+baby lobster might serve; and the saffron flavour would be no severe
+trial to us in the Duchy, who are brought up (so to say) upon saffron
+cake. As for Thackeray's 'dace,' I disbelieve in it. No one would
+add a dace (which for table purposes has been likened to an old
+stocking full of mud and pins: or was that a tench?) except to make a
+rhyme. Even Walton, who gives instructions for cooking a chavender
+or chub, is discreetly silent on the cooking of a dace, though he
+tells us how to catch him. "Serve up in a clean dish," he might have
+added, "and throw him out of window as fast as possible."
+
+
+"O that I were lying under the olives!" And O that to olive orchards
+(not contiguous) I could convey the newspaper men who are almost
+invariably responsible when a shadow of distrust or suspicion falls
+between us Englishmen and the race which owns and tills these
+orchards. "The printing-press," says Mr. Barrie, "is either the
+greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, one
+sometimes forgets which." I verily believe that if English newspaper
+editors would nobly resolve to hold their peace on French politics,
+say for two years, France and England would 'make friends' as easily
+as Frenchmen and Englishmen 'make friends' to-day.[1] One hears talk
+of the behaviour of the English abroad. But I am convinced that at
+least one-half of their bad manners may be referred to their
+education upon this newspaper nonsense, or to the certainty that no
+complaint they may make upon foreign shortcomings is too silly or too
+ill-bred to be printed in an English newspaper. Here is an example.
+I suppress the name of the writer--a lady--in the devout hope that
+she has repented before this. The letter is headed--
+
+ "THE AMENITIES OF RAILWAY TRAVELLING IN FRANCE.
+
+ "Sir,--As your newspaper is read in France, may I in your columns
+ call attention to what I witnessed yesterday? I left Dinard by
+ the 3.33 p.m. train _en route_ for Guingamp, having to change
+ carriages at Lamballe. An instant before the train moved off
+ from the station, a dying man belonging to the poorest class was
+ thrust into our second class carriage and the door slammed to.
+ The poor creature, apparently dying of some wasting disease,
+ was absolutely on the point of death, and his ghastly appearance
+ naturally alarmed a little girl in the carriage.
+ At the next station I got down with my companion and changed
+ into a first-class compartment, paying the difference.
+ On remonstrating with the guard (_sic_), he admitted that a
+ railway carriage ought not to be turned into an hospital,
+ but added, 'We have no rules to prevent it.'
+
+ "I ask, sir, is it decent or human, especially at such a time,
+ to thrust dying persons in the last stage of poverty into a
+ second-class carriage full of ladies and children?"
+
+There's a pretty charity for you! 'A dying man belonging to the
+_poorest class_.'--'_Our_ second-class carriage'--here's richness!
+as Mr. Squeers observed. Here's sweetness and light! But England
+has no monopoly of such manners. There was a poor little Cingalese
+girl in the train by which I travelled homeward last February from
+Genoa and through the Mont Cenis. And there were also three
+Englishmen and a Frenchman--the last apparently (as Browning put it)
+a person of importance in his day, for he had a bit of red ribbon in
+his buttonhole and a valet at his heels. At one of the small
+stations near the tunnel our train halted for several minutes;
+and while the little Cingalese leaned out and gazed at the unfamiliar
+snows--a pathetic figure, if ever there was one--the three Englishmen
+and the Frenchman gathered under the carriage door and stared up at
+her just as if she were a show. There was no nonsense about the
+performance--no false delicacy: it was good, steady, eye-to-eye
+staring. After three minutes of it, the Frenchman asked
+deliberately, "Where do you come from?" in a careless, level tone,
+which did not even convey that he was interested in knowing.
+And because the child didn't understand, the three Englishmen
+laughed. Altogether it was an unpleasing but instructive little
+episode.
+
+
+No: nastiness has no particular nationality: and you will find a
+great deal of it, of all nationalities, on the frontier between
+France and Italy. I do not see that Monte Carlo provides much cause
+for indignation, beyond the _tir aux pigeons_, which is quite
+abominable. I have timed it for twenty-five minutes, and it averaged
+two birds a minute--fifty birds. Of these one escaped, one fluttered
+on to the roof of the railway station and died there slowly, under my
+eyes. The rest were killed within the enclosure, some by the first
+barrel, some by the second, or if they still lingered, were retrieved
+and mouthed by a well-trained butcher dog, of no recognisable breed.
+Sometimes, after receiving its wound, a bird would walk about for a
+second or two, apparently unhurt; then suddenly stagger and topple
+over. Sometimes, as the trap opened, a bird would stand dazed.
+Then a ball was trundled at it to compel it to rise. Grey breast
+feathers strewed the whole inclosure, in places quite thickly, like a
+carpet. As for the crowd at the tables inside the Casino, it was
+largely Semitic. On the road between Monte Carlo and Monaco, as
+Browning says--
+
+ "It was noses, noses all the way."
+
+Also it smelt distressingly: but that perhaps was its misfortune
+rather than its fault. It did not seem very happy; nor was it
+composed of people who looked as if they might have attained to
+distinction, or even to ordinary usefulness, by following any other
+pursuit. On the whole, one felt that it might as well be gathered
+here as anywhere else.
+
+"O that I were lying under the olives!" But since my own garden must
+content me this year, let me conclude with a decent letter of thanks
+to the friend who sent me, from Devonshire, a box of violet roots
+that await the spring in a corner which even the waves of the equinox
+cannot reach:--
+
+ TO A FRIEND WHO SENT ME A BOX OF VIOLETS.
+
+ Nay, more than violets
+ These thoughts of thine, friend!
+ Rather thy reedy brook
+ --Taw's tributary--
+ At midnight murmuring,
+ Descried them, the delicate,
+ The dark-eyed goddesses.
+ There by his cressy beds
+ Dissolved and dreaming
+ Dreams that distilled in a dewdrop
+ All the purple of night,
+ All the shine of a planet.
+
+ Whereat he whispered;
+ And they arising
+ --Of day's forget-me-nots
+ The duskier sisters--
+ Descended, relinquished
+ The orchard, the trout-pool,
+ The Druid circles,
+ Sheepfolds of Dartmoor,
+ Granite and sandstone,
+ Torridge and Tamar;
+ By Roughtor, by Dozmare,
+ Down the vale of the Fowey
+ Moving in silence.
+ Brushing the nightshade
+ By bridges Cyclopean,
+ By Glynn, Lanhydrock,
+
+ Restormel, Lostwithiel,
+ Dark woodland, dim water,
+ dreaming town--
+ Down the vale of the Fowey,
+ Each in her exile
+ Musing the message--
+ Message illumined by love
+ As a starlit sorrow--
+ Passed, as the shadow of Ruth
+ From the land of the Moabite.
+ So they came--
+ Valley-born, valley-nurtured--
+ Came to the tideway,
+ The jetties, the anchorage,
+ The salt wind piping,
+ Snoring in equinox,
+ By ships at anchor,
+ By quays tormented,
+ Storm-bitten streets;
+ Came to the Haven
+ Crying, "Ah, shelter us,
+ The strayed ambassadors!
+ Lost legation of love
+ On a comfortless coast!"
+
+ Nay, but a little sleep,
+ A little folding
+ Of petals to the lull
+ Of quiet rainfalls,--
+ Here in my garden,
+ In angle sheltered
+ From north and east wind--
+ Softly shall recreate
+ The courage of charity,
+ Henceforth not to me only
+ Breathing the message.
+
+ Clean-breath'd Sirens!
+ Henceforth the mariner,
+ Here on the tideway
+ Dragging, foul of keel,
+ Long-strayed but fortunate,
+ Out of the fogs,
+ the vast Atlantic solitudes,
+ Shall, by the hawser-pin
+ Waiting the signal--
+ "Leave-go-anchor!"
+ Scent the familiar
+ Fragrance of home;
+ So in a long breath
+ Bless us unknowingly:
+ Bless them, the violets,
+ Bless me, the gardener,
+ Bless thee, the giver.
+
+
+My business (I remind myself) behind the window is not to scribble
+verses: my business, or a part of it, is to criticise poetry, which
+involves reading poetry. But why should anyone read poetry in these
+days?
+
+Well, one answer is that nobody does.
+
+I look around my shelves and, brushing this answer aside as flippant,
+change the form of my question. Why do we read poetry? What do we
+find that it does for us? We take to it (I presume) some natural
+need, and it answers that need. But what is the need? And how does
+poetry answer it?
+
+Clearly it is not a need of knowledge, or of what we usually
+understand by knowledge. We do not go to a poem as we go to a work
+on Chemistry or Physics, to add to our knowledge of the world about
+us. For example, Keats' glorious lines to the Nightingale--
+
+ "Thou wast not born for death, immortal bird . . ."
+
+Are unchallengeable poetry; but they add nothing to our stock of
+information. Indeed, as Mr. Bridges pointed out the other day, the
+information they contain is mostly inaccurate or fanciful. Man is,
+as a matter of fact, quite as immortal as a nightingale in every
+sense but that of sameness. And as for:
+
+ "Magic casements opening on the foam
+ Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn,"
+
+Science tells us that no such things exist in this or any other
+ascertained world. So, when Tennyson tells us that birds in the high
+Hall garden were crying, "Maud, Maud, Maud," or that:
+
+ "There has fallen a splendid tear
+ From the passion-flower at the gate:
+ She is coming, my dove, my dear;
+ She is coming, my life, my fate;
+ The red rose cries, 'She is near, she is near';
+ And the white rose weeps, 'She is late' . . ."
+
+The poetry is unchallengeable, but the information by scientific
+standards of truth is demonstrably false, and even absurd.
+On the other hand (see Coleridge's _Biographia Literaria_, c. xiv.),
+the famous lines--
+
+ "Thirty days hath September,
+ April, June, and November, . . ."
+
+Though packed with trustworthy information, are quite as demonstrably
+unpoetical. The famous senior wrangler who returned a borrowed
+volume of _Paradise Lost_ with the remark that he did not see what it
+proved, was right--so far as he went. And conversely (as he would
+have said) no sensible man would think to improve Newton's
+_Principia_ and Darwin's _Origin of Species_ by casting them into
+blank verse; or Euclid's _Elements_ by writing them out in ballad
+metre--
+
+ The king sits in Dunfermline town,
+ Drinking the blude-red wine;
+ 'O wha will rear me an equilateral triangle
+ Upon a given straight line?'
+
+We may be sure that Poetry does not aim to do what Science, with
+other methods, can do much better. What craving, then, does it
+answer? And if the craving be for knowledge of a kind, then of what
+kind?
+
+The question is serious. We agree--at least I assume this--that men
+have souls as well as intellects; that above and beyond the life we
+know and can describe and reduce to laws and formulas there exists a
+spiritual life of which our intellect is unable to render account.
+We have (it is believed) affinity with this spiritual world, and we
+hold it by virtue of something spiritual within us, which we call the
+soul. You may disbelieve in this spiritual region and remain, I dare
+say, an estimable citizen; but I cannot see what business you have
+with Poetry, or what satisfaction you draw from it. Nay, Poetry
+demands that you believe something further; which is, that in this
+spiritual region resides and is laid up that eternal scheme of
+things, that universal _order_, of which the phenomena of this world
+are but fragments, if indeed they are not mere shadows.
+
+A hard matter to believe, no doubt! We see this world so clearly;
+the spiritual world so dimly, so rarely, if at all! We may fortify
+ourselves with the reminder (to be found in Blanco White's famous
+sonnet) that the first man who lived on earth had to wait for the
+darkness before he saw the stars and guessed that the Universe
+extended beyond this earth--
+
+ "Who could have thought such darkness lay conceal'd
+ Within thy beams, O Sun! or who could find,
+ Whilst fly and leaf and insect stood reveal'd,
+ That to such countless orbs thou mad'st us blind?"
+
+He may, or may not, believe that the same duty governs his
+infinitesimal activity and the motions of the heavenly bodies--
+
+ "Awake, my soul, and _with the sun_
+ Thy daily stage of duty run . . ."
+
+--That his duty is one with that of which Wordsworth sang--
+
+ "Thou dost preserve the stars from wrong;
+ And the most ancient heavens, through thee, are
+ fresh and strong."
+
+But in a higher order of some sort, and his duty of conforming with
+it, he does not seem able to avoid believing.
+
+This, then, is the need which Poetry answers. It offers to bring men
+knowledge of this universal order, and to help them in rectifying and
+adjusting their lives to it. It is for gleams of this spiritual
+country that the poets watch--
+
+ "The gleam,
+ The light that never was on sea or land. . . ."
+
+"I am Merlin," sang Tennyson, its life-long watcher, in his old age--
+
+ "I am Merlin,
+ And I am dying;
+ I am Merlin,
+ Who follow the gleam."
+
+They do not claim to see it always. It appears to them at rare and
+happy intervals, as the Vision of the Grail to the Knights of the
+Round Table. "Poetry," said Shelley, "is the record of the best and
+happiest moments of the happiest and best minds."
+
+
+If this be the need, how have our poets been answering it of late
+years? How, for instance, did they answer it during the South
+African War, when (according to our newspapers) there was plenty of
+patriotic emotion available to inspire the great organ of national
+song? Well, let us kick up what dust we will over 'Imperial ideals,'
+we must admit, at least, that these ideals are not yet 'accepted of
+song': they have not inspired poetry in any way adequate to the
+nobility claimed for them. Mr. Swinburne and Mr. Henley saluted the
+Boer War in verse of much truculence, but no quality; and when Mr.
+Swinburne and Mr. Henley lacked quality one began to inquire into
+causes. Mr. Kipling's Absent-minded Beggars, Muddied Oafs, Goths and
+Huns, invited one to consider why he should so often be first-rate
+when neglecting or giving the lie to his pet political doctrines, and
+invariably below form when enforcing them. For the rest, the Warden
+of Glenalmond bubbled and squeaked, and Mr. Alfred Austin, like the
+man at the piano, kept on doing his best. It all came to nothing: as
+poetry it never began to be more than null. Mr. Hardy wrote a few
+mournfully memorable lines on the seamy side of war. Mr. Owen Seaman
+(who may pass for our contemporary Aristophanes) was smart and witty
+at the expense of those whose philosophy goes a little deeper than
+surface-polish. One man alone--Mr. Henry Newbolt--struck a note
+which even his opponents had to respect. The rest exhibited plenty
+of the turbulence of passion, but none of the gravity of thoughtful
+emotion. I don't doubt they were, one and all, honest in their way.
+But as poetry their utterances were negligible. As writers of real
+poetry the Anti-Jingoes, and especially the Celts, held and still
+hold the field.
+
+I will not adduce poets of admitted eminence--Mr. Watson, for
+instance, or Mr. Yeats--to prove my case. I am content to go to a
+young poet who has his spurs to win, and will ask you to consider
+this little poem, and especially its final stanza. He calls it--
+
+
+ A CHARGE
+
+ If thou hast squander'd years to grave a gem
+ Commissioned by thy absent Lord, and while
+ 'Tis incomplete,
+ Others would bribe thy needy skill to them--
+ Dismiss them to the street!
+
+ Should'st thou at last discover Beauty's grove,
+ At last be panting on the fragrant verge,
+ But in the track,
+ Drunk with divine possession, thou meet Love--
+ Turn, at her bidding, back.
+
+ When round thy ship in tempest Hell appears,
+ And every spectre mutters up more dire
+ To snatch control
+ And loose to madness thy deep-kennell'd Fears,--
+ Then to the helm, O Soul!
+
+ Last, if upon the cold, green-mantling sea
+ Thou cling, alone with Truth, to the last spar,
+ Both castaway,
+ And one must perish--let it not be he
+ Whom thou art sworn to obey.
+
+The author of these lines is a Mr. Herbert Trench, who (as I say) has
+his spurs to win. Yet I defy you to read them without recognising a
+note of high seriousness which is common to our great poets and
+utterly foreign to our modern bards of empire. The man, you will
+perceive, dares to talk quite boldly about the human soul. Now you
+will search long in our Jingo bards for any recognition of the human
+soul: the very word is unpopular. And as men of eminence write, so
+lesser wits imitate. A while ago I picked up a popular magazine, and
+happened on these verses--fluently written and, beyond a doubt,
+honestly meant. They are in praise of King Henry VIII.:--
+
+ King Harry played at tennis, and he threw the dice a-main,
+ And did all things that seemed to him for his own
+ and England's gain;
+ He would not be talked to lightly, he would not be
+ checked or chid;
+ And he got what things he dreamed to get, and did--
+ what things he did.
+
+ When Harry played at tennis it was well for this our Isle--
+ He cocked his nose at Interdicts; he 'stablished us the while--
+ He was lustful; he was vengeful; he was hot and hard and proud;
+ But he set his England fairly in the sight of all the crowd.
+
+
+ So Harry played at tennis, and we perfected the game
+ Which astonished swaggering Spaniards when the fat Armada came.
+ And possession did he give us of our souls in sturdiness;
+ And he gave us peace from priesthood: and he gave us English
+ Bess!
+
+ When Harry played at tennis we began to know this thing--
+ That a mighty people prospers in a mighty-minded king.
+ We boasted not our righteousness--we took on us our sin,
+ For Bluff Hal was just an Englishman who played the game to win.
+
+You will perceive that in the third stanza the word 'soul' occurs:
+and I invite you to compare this author's idea of a soul with Mr.
+Trench's. This author will have nothing to do with the old advice
+about doing justice, loving mercy, and walking humbly before God.
+The old notion that to conquer self is a higher feat than to take a
+city he dismisses out of hand. "Be lustful be vengeful," says he,
+"but play the game to win, and you have my applause. Get what you
+want, set England fairly in sight of the crowd, and you are a
+mighty-minded man." Now the first and last comment upon such a
+doctrine must be that, if a God exist, it is false. It sets up a
+part to override the whole: it flaunts a local success against the
+austere majesty of Divine law. In brief, it foolishly derides the
+universal, saying that it chooses to consider the particular as more
+important. But it is not. Poetry's concern is with the universal:
+and what makes the Celts (however much you may dislike them) the most
+considerable force in English poetry at this moment is that they
+occupy themselves with that universal truth, which, before any
+technical accomplishment, is the guarantee of good poetry.
+
+Now, when you tell yourself that the days of 'English Bess' were
+jolly fine empire-making days, and produced great poets (Shakespeare,
+for example) worthy of them; and when you go on to reflect that these
+also are jolly fine empire-making days, but that somehow Mr. Austin
+is your laureate, and that the only poetry which counts is being
+written by men out of harmony with your present empire-making mood,
+the easiest plan (if you happen to think the difference worth
+considering) will be to call the Muse a traitress, and declare that
+every poem better than Mr. Austin's is a vote given to--whatever
+nation your Yellow Press happens to be insulting at this moment.
+But, if you care to look a little deeper, you may find that some
+difference in your methods of empire-making is partly accountable for
+the change. A true poet must cling to universal truth; and by
+insulting it (as, for example, by importing into present-day politics
+the spirit which would excuse the iniquities of Henry VIII. on the
+ground that 'he gave us English Bess'!) you are driving the true poet
+out of your midst. Read over the verses above quoted, and then
+repeat to yourself, slowly, these lines:--
+
+ "Last, if upon the cold, green-mantling sea
+ Thou cling, alone with Truth, to the last spar,
+ Both castaway,
+ And one must perish--let it not be he
+ Whom thou art sworn to obey."
+
+I ask no more. If a man cannot see the difference at once, I almost
+despair of making him perceive why poetry refuses just now even more
+obstinately than trade (if that be possible) to 'follow the flag.'
+It will not follow, because you are waving the flag over
+self-deception. You may be as blithe as Plato in casting out the
+poets from your commonwealth--though for other reasons than his.
+You may be as blithe as Dogberry in determining, of reading and
+writing, that they may appear when there is no need of such vanity.
+But you are certainly driving them forth to say, in place of
+"O beloved city of Cecrops!" "O beloved city of God!" There was a
+time, not many years ago, when an honest poet could have used both
+cries together and deemed that he meant the same thing by the two.
+But the two cries to-day have an utterly different meaning--and by
+your compulsion or by the compulsion of such politics as you have
+come to tolerate.
+
+And therefore the young poet whom I have quoted has joined the band
+of those poets whom we are forcing out of the city, to leave our
+ideals to the fate which, since the world began, has overtaken all
+ideals which could not get themselves 'accepted by song.' Even as we
+drum these poets out we know that they are the only ones worth
+reckoning with, and that man cannot support himself upon assurances
+that he is the strongest fellow in the world, and the richest, and
+owns the biggest house, and pays the biggest rates, and wins whatever
+game he plays at, and stands so high in his clothes that while the
+Southern Cross rises over his hat-brim it is already broad day on the
+seat of his breeches. For that is what it all comes to: and the
+sentence upon the man who neglects the warning of these poets, while
+he heaps up great possessions, is still, "Thou fool, this night thy
+soul shall be required of thee." And where is the national soul you
+would choose, at that hasty summons, to present for inspection,
+having to stand your trial upon it? Try Park Lane, or run and knock
+up the Laureate, and then come and report your success!
+
+
+Weeks ago I was greatly reproached by a correspondent for misusing
+the word 'Celtic,' and informed that to call Mr. Yeats or Mr. Trench
+a Celt is a grave abuse of ethnical terms; that a notable percentage
+of the names connected with the 'Celtic Revival'--Hyde, Sigerson,
+Atkinson, Stokes--are not Celtic at all but Teutonic; that, in short,
+I have been following the multitude to speak loosely. Well, I
+confess it, and I will confess further that the lax use of the word
+'Celt' ill beseems one who has been irritated often enough by the
+attempts of well-meaning but muddle-headed people who get hold of
+this or that poet and straightly assign this or that quality of his
+verse to a certain set of corpuscles in his mixed blood. Although I
+believe that my correspondent is too hasty in labelling men's descent
+from their names--for the mother has usually some share in producing
+a child; although I believe that Mr. Yeats, for instance, inherits
+Cornish blood on one side, even if Irish be denied him on the other;
+yet the rebuke contains some justice.
+
+Still, I must maintain that these well-meaning theorists err only in
+applying a broad distinction with overmuch nicety. There is, after
+all, a certain quality in a poem of Blake's, or a prose passage of
+Charlotte Bronte's, which a critic is not only unable to ignore, but
+which--if he has any 'comparative' sense--he finds himself accounting
+for by saying, "This man, or this woman, must be a Celt or have some
+admixture of Celtic blood." I say quite confidently that quality
+cannot be ignored. You open (let us say) a volume of Blake, and your
+eye falls on these two lines--
+
+ "When the stars threw down their spears
+ And watered heaven with their tears,"
+
+And at once you are aware of an imagination different in kind from
+the imagination you would recognise as English. Let us, if you
+please, rule out all debate of superiority; let us take Shakespeare
+for comparison, and Shakespeare at his best:--
+
+ "These our actors,
+ As I foretold you, were all spirits, and
+ Are melted into air, into thin air;
+ And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
+ The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
+ The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
+ Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve
+ And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
+ Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
+ As dreams are made of, and our little life
+ Is rounded with a sleep."
+
+Finer poetry than this I can hardly find in English to quote for you.
+But fine as it is, will you not observe the matter-of-factness
+(call it healthy, if you will, and I shall not gainsay you) beneath
+Shakespeare's noble language? It says divinely what it has to say;
+and what it has to say is full of solemn thought. But, for better or
+worse (or, rather, without question of better or worse), Blake's
+imagination is moving on a different plane. We may think it an
+uncomfortably superhuman plane; but let us note the difference, and
+note further that this plane was habitual with Blake. Now because of
+his immense powers we are accustomed to think of Shakespeare as
+almost superhuman: we pay that tribute to his genius, his strength,
+and the enormous impression they produce on us. But a single couplet
+of Blake's will carry more of this uncanny superhuman imagination
+than the whole five acts of _Hamlet_. So great is Shakespeare, that
+he tempts us to think him capable of any flight of wing; but set down
+a line or two of Blake's--
+
+ "A robin redbreast in a cage
+ Puts all heaven in a rage . . .
+ A skylark wounded on the wing
+ Doth make a cherub cease to sing."
+
+--And, simple as the thought is, at once you feel it to lie outside
+the range of Shakespeare's philosophy. Shakespeare's men are fine,
+brave, companionable fellows, full of passionate love, jealousy,
+ambition; of humour, gravity, strength of mind; of laughter and rage,
+of the joy and stress of living. But self-sacrifice scarcely enters
+into their notion of the scheme of things, and they are by no means
+men to go to death for an idea. We remember what figure Shakespeare
+made of Sir John Oldcastle, and I wish we could forget what figure he
+made of Joan of Arc. Within the bounds of his philosophy--the
+philosophy, gloriously stated, of ordinary brave, full-blooded men--
+he is a great encourager of virtue; and so such lines as--
+
+ "The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
+ Is lust in action . . ."
+
+Are thoroughly Shakespearean, while such lines as--
+
+ "A robin redbreast in a cage
+ Puts all heaven in a rage . . ."
+
+Are as little Shakespearean in thought as in phrasing. He can tell
+us that:
+
+ "We are such stuff
+ As dreams are made of, and our little life
+ Is rounded with a sleep."
+
+He can muse on that sleep to come:--
+
+ "To die, to sleep;
+ To sleep; perchance to dream; aye, there's the rub;
+ For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
+ When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
+ Must give us pause."
+
+But that even in this life we may be more truly ourselves when
+dreaming than when waking--that what we dream may perchance turn out
+to be more real and more important than what we do--such a thought
+overpasses his imaginative range; or, since to dogmatise on his
+imaginative range is highly dangerous, let us be content with saying
+that it lies outside his temperament, and that he would have hit on
+such a thought only to dismiss it with contempt. So when we open a
+book of poems and come upon a monarch crying out that:
+
+ "A wild and foolish labourer is a king,
+ To do and do and do and never dream,"
+
+We know that we are hearkening to a note which is not Shakespearean
+at all, not practical, not English. And we want a name for that
+note.
+
+I have followed the multitude to call it Celtic because in practice
+when we come upon this note we are pretty safe to discover that the
+poet who utters it has Celtic blood in him (Blake's poetry, for
+instance, told me that he must be an Irishman before ever I reflected
+that his name was Irish, or thought of looking up his descent).
+Since, however the blood of most men in these islands is by this time
+mixed with many strains: since also, though the note be not native
+with him, nothing forbids even a pure-blooded Anglo-Saxon from
+learning it and assimilating it: lastly, since there is obvious
+inconvenience in using the same word for an ethnical delimitation and
+a psychological, when their boundaries do not exactly correspond--and
+if some Anglo-Saxons have the 'Celtic' note it is certain that many
+thousands of Celts have not; why then I shall be glad enough to use a
+better and a handier and a more exact, if only some clever person
+will provide it.
+
+Meanwhile, let it be understood that in speaking of a 'Celtic' note I
+accuse no fellow-creature of being an Irishman, Scotsman, Welshman,
+Manxman, Cornishman, or Breton. The poet will as a rule turn out to
+be one or other of these, or at least to have a traceable strain of
+Celtic blood in him. But to the note only is the term applied,
+Now this note may be recognised by many tokens; but the first and
+chiefest is its insistence upon man's brotherhood with bird and
+beast, star and flower, everything, in short, which we loosely call
+'nature,' his brotherhood even with spirits and angels, as one of an
+infinite number of microcosms reflecting a common image of God.
+And poetry which holds by this creed will hardly be subservient to
+societies and governments and legalised doctrines and conventions;
+it will hold to them by a long and loose chain, if at all.
+It flies high enough, at any rate, to take a bird's-eye view of all
+manner of things which in the temple, the palace, or the
+market-place, have come to be taken as axiomatic. It eyes them with
+an extraordinary 'dissoluteness'--if you will give that word its
+literal meaning. It sees that some accepted virtues carry no
+reflection of heaven; it sees that heaven, on the other hand--so
+infinite is its care--may shake with anger from bound to bound at the
+sight of a caged bird. It sees that the souls of living things, even
+of the least conspicuous, reach up by chains and are anchored in
+heaven, while 'great' events slide by on the surface of this skimming
+planet with empires and their ordinances.
+
+
+ "And so the Emperor went in the procession under the splendid
+ canopy. And all the people in the streets and at the windows
+ said, 'Bless us! what matchless new clothes our Emperor has!'
+ But he hasn't anything on!' cried a little child. 'Dear me,
+ just listen to what the little innocent says,' observed his
+ father, and the people whispered to each other what the child
+ had said. 'He hasn't anything on!' they began to shout at last.
+ This made the Emperor's flesh creep, because he thought that
+ they were right; but he said to himself, 'I must keep it up
+ through the procession, anyhow.' And he walked on still more
+ majestically, and the Chamberlains walked behind and carried the
+ train, though there was none to carry."
+
+This parable of the Emperor without clothes can be matched, for
+simplicity and searching directness, against any parable outside of
+the Gospels, and it agrees with the Divine parables in exalting the
+wisdom of a child. I will not dare to discuss that wisdom here.
+I observe that when the poets preach it we tender them our applause.
+We applaud Vaughan's lines:--
+
+ "Happy those early days, when I
+ Shin'd in my angel-infancy . . .
+ When yet I had not walk'd above
+ A mile or two from my first love,
+ And looking back--at that short space--
+ Could see a glimpse of His bright face;
+ When on some gilded cloud or flow'r
+ My gazing soul would dwell an hour,
+ And in those weaker glories spy
+ Some shadows of eternity. . . ."
+
+We applaud Wordsworth's glorious ode--
+
+ "Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting:
+ The Soul that rises with us, our life's Star,
+ Hath had elsewhere its setting,
+ And cometh from afar:
+ Not in entire forgetfulness,
+ And not in utter nakedness,
+ But trailing clouds of glory do we come
+ From God, who is our home:
+ Heaven lies about us in our infancy! . . ."
+
+We applaud even old John Earle's prose when he tells us of a Child
+that--
+
+ "The elder he grows, he is a stair lower from God; and, like his
+ first father, much worse in his breeches. He is the Christian's
+ example, and the old man's relapse; the one imitates his
+ pureness, the other falls into his simplicity. . . . His father
+ hath writ him as his own little story, wherein he reads those
+ days of his life that he cannot remember, and sighs to see what
+ innocence he hath outlived. . . . Could he put off his body with
+ his little coat, he had got eternity without a burden, and
+ exchanged but one heaven for another."
+
+But while we applaud this pretty confident attribution of divine
+wisdom to children, we are much too cautious to translate it into
+practice. "It is far too shadowy a notion," says Wordsworth
+prudently, "to be recommended to faith as more than an element in our
+instincts of immortality;" and he might have added that, while the
+Child may be Father of the Man, the Man reserves the privilege of
+spanking. Even so I observe that, while able to agree cordially with
+Christ on the necessity of becoming as little children as a condition
+of entering the Kingdom of Heaven, we are not so injudicious as to
+act upon any such belief; nay, we find ourselves obliged to revise
+and re-interpret the wisdom of the Gospels when we find it too
+impracticably childish. When Christ, for instance, forbids oaths of
+all kinds, we feel sure He cannot be serious, or we should have to
+upset a settled practice of the courts. And as for resisting no evil
+and forgiving our enemies, why, good Heavens! what would become of
+our splendid armaments! The suggestion, put so down rightly, is
+quite too wild. In short, as a distinguished Bishop put it, society
+could not exist for forty-eight hours on the lines laid down in the
+Sermon on the Mount. (I forget the Bishop's exact words, but they
+amounted to a complete and thoroughly common-sense repudiation of
+Gospel Christianity.)
+
+No; it is obvious that, in so far as the Divine teaching touches
+on conduct, we must as practical men correct it, and with a
+special look-out for its indulgent misunderstanding of children.
+Children, as a matter of experience, have no sense of the rights of
+property. They steal apples.
+
+And yet--there must be something in this downright wisdom of
+childishness since Christ went (as we must believe) out of His way to
+lay such stress on it; and since our own hearts respond so readily
+when Vaughan or Wordsworth claim divinity for it. We cannot of
+course go the length of believing that the great, wise, and eminent
+men of our day are engaged one and all in the pursuit of shadows.
+'Shadows we are and shadows we pursue' sounded an exquisitely solemn
+note in an election speech; but after all, we must take the world as
+we find it, and the world as we find it has its own recognised
+rewards. No success attended the poet who wrote that--
+
+ "Those little new-invented things--
+ Cups, saddles, crowns, are childish joys,
+ So ribbands are and rings,
+ Which all our happiness destroys.
+ Nor God
+ In His abode,
+ Nor saints, nor little boys,
+ Nor Angels made them; only foolish men,
+ Grown mad with custom, on those toys
+ Which more increase their wants to date. . . ."
+
+He found no publisher, and they have been rescued by accident after
+two hundred years of oblivion. (It appears, nevertheless, that he
+was a happy man.)
+
+And yet--I repeat--since we respond to it so readily, whether in
+welcome or in irritation, there must be something in this claim set
+up for childish simplicity; and I cannot help thinking it fortunate
+and salutary for us that the Celtic poets have taken to sounding its
+note so boldly. Whatever else they do, on the conventional ideals of
+this generation they speak out with an uncompromising and highly
+disconcerting directness. As I said just now, they are held, if at
+all, by a long and loose chain to the graven images to which we stand
+bound arm-to-arm and foot-to-foot. They fly far enough aloof to take
+a bird's-eye view. What they see they declare with a boldness which
+is the more impressive for being unconscious. And they declare that
+they see us tied to stupid material gods, and wholly blind to ideas.
+
+P.S.--I made bold enough to say in the course of these remarks that
+Euclid's _Elements_ could hardly be improved by writing them out in
+ballad metre. A friend, to whom I happened to repeat this assertion,
+cast doubt on it and challenged me to prove it. I do so with
+pleasure in the following--
+
+[In the original text, there is shown a geometrical diagram which
+consists of two equally sized circles superimposed so that they each
+intersect the other's centre which points are marked A and B. The
+outermost points on the two circles in line with AB are marked D and
+E. The upper point where the two circles intersect is marked C and
+an equilateral triangle is shown by joining points A, B and C.]
+
+
+ NEW BALLAD OF SIR PATRICK SPENS.
+
+ The King sits in Dunfermline toun
+ Drinking the blude-red wine:
+ "O wha will rear me an equilateral triangle
+ Upon a given straight line?"
+
+ O up and spake an eldern knight,
+ Sat at the King's right knee--
+ "Of a' the clerks by Granta side
+ Sir Patrick bears the gree.
+
+ "'Tis he was taught by the Tod-huntere
+ Tho' not at the tod-hunting;
+ Yet gif that he be given a line,
+ He'll do as brave a thing."
+
+ Our King has written a braid letter
+ To Cambrigge or thereby,
+ And there it found Sir Patrick Spens
+ Evaluating PI.
+
+ He hadna warked his quotient
+ A point but barely three,
+ There stepped to him a little foot-page
+ And louted on his knee.
+
+ The first word that Sir Patrick read,
+ "_Plus_ x," was a' he said:
+ The neist word that Sir Patrick read,
+ 'Twas "_plus_ expenses paid."
+
+ The last word that Sir Patrick read,
+ The tear blinded his e'e:
+ "The pound I most admire is not
+ In Scottish currencie."
+
+ Stately stepped he east the wa',
+ And stately stepped he north:
+ He fetched a compass frae his ha'
+ And stood beside the Forth,
+
+ Then gurly grew the waves o' Forth,
+ And gurlier by-and-by--
+ "O never yet was sic a storm,
+ Yet it isna sic as I!"
+
+
+ Syne he has crost the Firth o' Forth
+ Until Dunfermline toun;
+ And tho' he came with a kittle wame
+ Fu' low he louted doun.
+
+ "A line, a line, a gude straight line,
+ O King, purvey me quick!
+ And see it be of thilka kind
+ That's neither braid nor thick."
+
+ "Nor thick nor braid?" King Jamie said,
+ "I'll eat my gude hat-band
+ If arra line as ye define
+ Be found in our Scotland."
+
+ "Tho' there be nane in a' thy rule,
+ It sail be ruled by me;"
+ And lichtly with his little pencil
+ He's ruled the line A B.
+
+ Stately stepped he east the wa',
+ And stately stepped he west;
+ "Ye touch the button," Sir Patrick said,
+ "And I sall do the rest."
+
+ And he has set his compass foot
+ Untill the centre A,
+ From A to B he's stretched it oot--
+ "Ye Scottish carles, give way!"
+
+ Syne he has moved his compass foot
+ Untill the centre B,
+ From B to A he's stretched it oot,
+ And drawn it viz-a-vee.
+
+ The tane circle was BCD,
+ And A C E the tither:
+ "I rede ye well," Sir Patrick said,
+ "They interseck ilk ither.
+
+ "See here, and where they interseck--
+ To wit with yon point C--
+ Ye'll just obsairve that I conneck
+ The twa points A and B.
+
+ "And there ye have a little triangle
+ As bonny as e'er was seen;
+ The whilk is not isosceles,
+ Nor yet it is scalene."
+
+ "The proof! the proof!" King Jamie cried:
+ "The how and eke the why!"
+ Sir Patrick laughed within his beard--
+ "'Tis _ex hypothesi_--
+
+ "When I ligg'd in my mither's wame,
+ I learn'd it frae my mither,
+ That things was equal to the same,
+ Was equal ane to t'ither.
+
+ "Sith in the circle first I drew
+ The lines B A, B C,
+ Be radii true, I wit to you
+ The baith maun equal be.
+
+ "Likewise and in the second circle,
+ Whilk I drew widdershins,
+ It is nae skaith the radii baith,
+ A B, AC, be twins.
+
+ "And sith of three a pair agree
+ That ilk suld equal ane,
+ By certes they maun equal be
+ Ilk unto ilk by-lane."
+
+ "Now by my faith!" King Jamie saith,
+ "What _plane_ geometrie!
+ If only Potts had written in Scots,
+ How loocid Potts wad be!"
+
+ "Now wow's my life!" said Jamie the King,
+ And the Scots lords said the same,
+ For but it was that envious knicht,
+ Sir Hughie o' the Graeme.
+
+ "Flim-flam, flim-flam!" and "Ho indeed?"
+ Quod Hughie o' the Graeme;
+ "'Tis I could better upon my heid
+ This prabblin prablem-game."
+
+ Sir Patrick Spens Was nothing laith
+ When as he heard "flim-flam,"
+ But syne he's ta'en a silken claith
+ And wiped his diagram.
+
+ "Gif my small feat may better'd be,
+ Sir Hew, by thy big head,
+ What I hae done with an A B C
+ Do thou with X Y Z."
+
+ Then sairly sairly swore Sir Hew,
+ And loudly laucht the King;
+ But Sir Patrick tuk the pipes and blew,
+ And _played_ that eldritch thing!
+
+ He's play'd it reel, he's play'd it jig,
+ And the baith alternative;
+ And he's danced Sir Hew to the Asses' Brigg,
+ That's Proposetion Five.
+
+ And there they've met, and there they've fet,
+ Forenenst the Asses' Brigg,
+ And waefu', waefu' was the fate
+ That gar'd them there to ligg.
+
+ For there Sir Patrick's slain Sir Hew,
+ And Sir Hew Sir Patrick Spens--
+ Now was not that a fine to-do
+ For Euclid's Elemen's?
+
+ But let us sing Long live the King!
+ And his foes the Deil attend 'em:
+ For he has gotten his little triangle,
+ _Quod erat faciendum!_
+
+
+[1] This was written some time before the _entente cordiale_.
+
+
+
+MARCH.
+
+
+How quietly its best things steal upon the world! And in a world where a
+single line of Sappho's survives as a something more important than the
+entire political history of Lesbos, how little will the daily newspaper
+help us to take long views!
+
+Whether England could better afford to lose Shakespeare or her Indian
+Empire is no fair question to put to an Englishman. But every Englishman
+knows in his heart which of these two glories of his birth and state will
+survive the other, and by which of them his country will earn in the end
+the greater honour. Though in our daily life we--perhaps wisely--make a
+practice of forgetting it, our literature is going to be our most
+perdurable claim on man's remembrance, for it is occupied with ideas which
+outlast all phenomena.
+
+The other day Mr. Bertram Dobell, the famous bookseller of Charing Cross
+Road, rediscovered (we might almost say that he discovered) a poet.
+Mr. Dobell has in the course of his life laid the Republic of Letters
+under many obligations. To begin with, he loves his trade and honours the
+wares in which he deals, and so continues the good tradition that should
+knit writers, printers, vendors and purchasers of books together as
+partakers of an excellent mystery. He studies--and on occasion will fight
+for--the whims as well as the convenience of his customers. It was he who
+took arms against the Westminster City Council in defence of the
+out-of-door-stall, the 'classic sixpenny box,' and at least brought off a
+drawn battle. He is at pains to make his secondhand catalogues better
+reading than half the new books printed, and they cost us nothing.
+He has done, also, his pious share of service to good literature.
+He has edited James Thomson, him of _The City of Dreadful Night_.
+He has helped us to learn more than we knew of Charles Lamb. He has even
+written poems of his own and printed them under the title of _Rosemary and
+Pansies_, in a volume marked 'Not for sale'--a warning which I, as one of
+the fortunate endowed, intend strictly to observe. On top of this he has
+discovered, or rediscovered, Thomas Traherne.
+
+Now before we contemplate the magnitude of the discovery let us rehearse
+the few facts known of the inconspicuous life of Thomas Traherne.
+He was born about the year 1636, the son of a Hereford shoemaker, and came
+in all probability (like Herbert and Vaughan) of Welsh stock. In 1652 he
+entered Brasenose College, Oxford, as a commoner. On leaving the
+University he took orders; was admitted Rector of Credenhill, in
+Herefordshire, in 1657; took the degree of Bachelor of Divinity in 1669;
+became the private chaplain of Sir Orlando Bridgman, at Teddington; and
+died there a few months after his patron, in 1674, aged but thirty-eight.
+He wrote a polemical tract on _Roman Forgeries_, which had some success; a
+treatise on _Christian Ethicks_, which, being full of gentle wisdom, was
+utterly neglected; an exquisite work, _Centuries of Meditations_, never
+published; and certain poems, which also he left in manuscript. And there
+the record ends.
+
+Next let us tell by how strange a chance this forgotten author came to his
+own. In 1896 or 1897 Mr. William T. Brooke picked up two volumes of MS.
+on a street bookstall, and bought them for a few pence. Mr. Brooke
+happened to be a man learned in sacred poetry and hymnology, and he no
+sooner began to examine his purchase than he knew that he had happened on
+a treasure. At the same time he could hardly believe that writings so
+admirable were the work of an unknown author. In choice of subject, in
+sentiment, in style, they bore a strong likeness to the poems of Henry
+Vaughan the Silurist, and he concluded that they must be assigned to
+Vaughan. He communicated his discovery to the late Dr. Grosart, who
+became so deeply interested in it that he purchased the manuscripts and
+set about preparing an edition of Vaughan, in which the newly-found
+treasures were to be included. Dr. Grosart, one may say in passing, was
+by no means a safe judge of characteristics in poetry. With all his
+learning and enthusiasm you could not trust him, having read a poem with
+which he was unacquainted or which perchance he had forgotten, to assign
+it to its true or even its probable author. But when you hear that so
+learned a man as Dr. Grosart considered these writings worthy of Vaughan,
+you may be the less apt to think me extravagant in holding that man to
+have been Vaughan's peer who wrote the following lines:--
+
+ "How like an Angel came I down!
+ How bright are all things here!
+ When first among His works I did appear
+ how their Glory me did crown!
+ The world resembled His Eternity,
+ In which my soul did walk;
+ And everything that I did see
+ Did with me talk.
+
+ "The streets were paved with golden stones,
+ The boys and girls were mine,
+ O how did all their lovely faces shine!
+ The sons of men were holy ones;
+ In joy and beauty they appeared to me:
+ And everything which here I found,
+ While like an angel I did see,
+ Adorned the ground."
+
+
+'Proprieties.'--
+
+That is to say, 'properties,' 'estates.'--
+
+ "Proprieties themselves were mine,
+ And hedges ornaments,
+ Walls, boxes, coffers, and their rich contents
+ Did not divide my joys, but all combine.
+ Clothes, ribbons, jewels, laces, I esteemed
+ My joys by others worn;
+ For me they all to wear them seemed
+ When I was born."
+
+Dr. Grosart then set about preparing a new and elaborate edition of
+Vaughan, which, only just before his death, he was endeavouring to find
+means to publish. After his death the two manuscripts passed by purchase
+to Mr. Charles Higham, the well-known bookseller of Farringdon Street, who
+in turn sold them to Mr. Dobell. Later, when a part of Dr. Grosart's
+library was sold at Sotheby's, Mr. Dobell bought--and this is perhaps the
+strangest part of the story--a third manuscript volume, which Dr. Grosart
+had possessed all the time without an inkling that it bore upon Mr.
+Brooke's discovery, "though nothing is needed but to compare it with the
+other volumes in order to see that all these are in the same handwriting."
+
+Mr. Dobell examined the writings, compared them with Vaughan's, and began
+to have his doubts. Soon he felt convinced that Vaughan was not their
+author. Yet, if not Vaughan, who could the author be?
+
+Again Mr. Brooke proved helpful. To a volume of Giles Fletcher's,
+_Christ's Victory and Triumph_, which he had edited, Mr. Brooke had
+appended a number of seventeenth-century poems not previously collected;
+and to one of these, entitled 'The Ways of Wisdom,' he drew Mr. Dobell's
+attention as he had previously drawn Mr. Grosart's. To Mr. Dobell the
+resemblance between it and the manuscript poems was at once evident.
+Mr. Brooke had found the poem in a little book in the British Museum
+entitled, _A Serious and Patheticall Contemplation of the Mercies of God,
+in several most Devout and Sublime Thanksgivings for the same_
+(a publisher's title it is likely): and this book contained other pieces
+in verse. These having been copied out by Mr. Dobell's request, he
+examined them and felt no doubt at all that the author of the manuscript
+poem and of the _Devout and Sublime Thanksgivings_ must be one and the
+same person. But, again, who could he be?
+
+A sentence in an address 'To the Reader' prefixed to the _Devout and
+Sublime Thanksgivings_ provided the clue. The editor of this work
+(a posthumous publication), after eulogising the unnamed author's many
+virtues wound up with a casual clue to his identity:--
+
+ "But being removed out of the Country to the service of the late Lord
+ Keeper Bridgman as his Chaplain, he died young and got early to those
+ blissful mansions to which he at all times aspir'd."
+
+But for this sentence, dropped at haphazard, the secret might never have
+been resolved. As it was, the clue--that the author of _Devout and
+Sublime Thanksgivings_ was private chaplain to Sir Orlando Bridgman--had
+only to be followed up; and it led to the name of Thomas Traherne.
+This information was obtained from Wood's _Athenae Oxonienses_, which
+mentioned Traherne as the author of two books, _Roman Forgeries_ and
+_Christian Ethicks_.
+
+The next step was to get hold of these two works and examine them,
+if perchance some evidence might be found that Traherne was also the
+author of the manuscripts, which as yet remained a guess, standing on Mr.
+Dobell's conviction that the verses in the manuscripts and those in
+_Devout and Sublime Thanksgivings_ must be by the same hand.
+
+By great good fortune that evidence was found in _Christian Ethicks_, in a
+poem which, with some variations, occurred too in the manuscript
+_Centuries of Meditations_. Here then at last was proof positive, or as
+positive as needs be.
+
+
+The most of us writers hope and stake for a diuturnity of fame; and some
+of us get it. _Sed ubi sunt vestimenta eorum qui post vota nuncupata
+perierunt?_ "That bay leaves were found green in the tomb of St. Humbert
+after a hundred and fifty years was looked upon as miraculous," writes Sir
+Thomas Browne. But Traherne's laurel has lain green in the dust for close
+on two hundred and thirty years, and his fame so cunningly buried that
+only by half a dozen accidents leading up to a chance sentence in a dark
+preface to a forgotten book has it come to light.
+
+I wonder if his gentle shade takes any satisfaction in the discovery?
+His was by choice a _vita fallens_. Early in life he made, as we learn
+from a passage in _Centuries of Meditations_, his election between worldly
+prosperity and the life of the Spirit, between the chase of fleeting
+phenomena and rest upon the soul's centre:--
+
+ "When I came into the country and, being seated among silent trees and
+ woods and hills, had all my time in my own hands, I resolved to spend
+ it all, whatever it cost me, in the search of Happiness, and to
+ satiate the burning thirst which Nature had enkindled in me from my
+ youth; in which I was so resolute that I chose rather to live upon
+ ten pounds a year, and to go in leather clothes, and to feed upon
+ bread and water, so that I might have all my time clearly to myself,
+ than to keep many thousands per annum in an estate of life where my
+ time would be devoured in care and labour. And God was so pleased to
+ accept of that desire that from that time to this I have had all
+ things plentifully provided for me without any care at all, my very
+ study of Felicity making me more to prosper than all the care in the
+ whole world. So that through His blessing I live a free and kingly
+ life, as if the world were turned again into Eden, or, much more, as
+ it is at this day."
+
+Yet Traherne is no quietist: a fervent, passionate lover, rather, of
+simple and holy things. He sees with the eyes of a child: the whole world
+shines for him 'apparell'd in celestial light,' and that light, he is well
+aware, shines out on it, through the eyes which observe it, from the
+divine soul of man. The verses which I quoted above strike a note to
+which he recurs again and again. Listen to the exquisite prose in which
+he recounts the 'pure and virgin apprehension' of his childhood:--
+
+ "The corn was orient and immortal wheat which never should be reaped
+ nor was ever sown. I thought it had stood from everlasting to
+ everlasting. The dust and stones of the street were as precious as
+ gold; the gates were at first the end of the world. The green trees
+ when I saw them first through one of the gates transported and
+ ravished me; their sweetness and unusual beauty made my heart to leap
+ and almost mad with ecstasy, they were such strange and wonderful
+ things. The Men! O what venerable and reverend creatures did the
+ aged seem! Immortal Cherubim! And young men glittering and
+ sparkling angels, and maids strange seraphic pieces of life and
+ beauty! Boys and girls tumbling in the street were moving jewels;
+ I knew not that they were born, or should die. . . . The streets were
+ mine, the temple was mine, the people were mine, their clothes and
+ gold and silver were mine, as much as their sparkling eyes, fair
+ skins, and ruddy faces. The skies were mine, and so were the sun and
+ moon and stars, and all the world was mine; and I the only spectator
+ and enjoyer of it. . . ."
+
+All these things he enjoyed, his life through, uncursed by the itch for
+'proprietorship': he was like the Magnanimous Man in his own _Christian
+Ethicks_--'one that scorns the smutty way of enjoying things like a slave,
+because he delights in the celestial way and the Image of God.' In this
+creed of his all things are made for man, if only man will inherit them
+wisely: even God, in conferring benefits on man, is moved and rewarded by
+the felicity of witnessing man's grateful delight in them:--
+
+ "For God enjoyed is all His end,
+ Himself He then doth comprehend
+ When He is blessed, magnified,
+ Extoll'd, exalted, prais'd, and glorified."
+
+Yes, and 'undeified almost, if once denied.' A startling creed, this; but
+what a bold and great-hearted one! To Traherne the Soul is a sea which not
+only receives the rivers of God's bliss but 'all it doth receive returns
+again.' It is the Beloved of the old song, 'Quia Amore Langueo;' whom God
+pursues, as a lover. It is the crown of all things. So in one of his
+loveliest poems he shows it standing on the threshold to hear news of a
+great guest, never dreaming that itself is that great guest all the
+while--
+
+ ON NEWS
+
+ I.
+
+ News from a foreign country came,
+ As if my treasure and my wealth lay there:
+ So much it did my heart enflame,
+ 'Twas wont to call my soul into mine ear,
+ Which thither went to meet
+ The approaching sweet,
+ And on the threshold stood
+ To entertain the unknown Good.
+ It hover'd there
+ As if 'twould leave mine ear,
+ And was so eager to embrace
+ The joyful tidings as they came,
+ 'Twould almost leave its dwelling-place
+ To entertain that same.
+
+ II.
+
+ As if the tidings were the things,
+ My very joys themselves, my foreign treasure,
+ Or else did bear them on their wings--
+ With so much joy they came, with so much pleasure--
+ My Soul stood at that gate
+ To recreate
+ Itself with bliss, and to
+ Be pleased with speed. A fuller view
+ It fain would take,
+ Yet journeys back again would make
+ Unto my heart: as if 'twould fain
+ Go out to meet, yet stay within
+ To fit a place to entertain
+ And bring the tidings in.
+
+ III.
+
+ What sacred instinct did inspire
+ My Soul in childhood with a hope so strong?
+ What secret force moved my desire
+ To expect my joy, beyond the seas, so young?
+ Felicity I knew
+ Was out of view;
+ And being here alone,
+ I saw that happiness was gone
+ From me! For this
+ I thirsted absent bliss,
+ And thought that sure beyond the seas,
+ Or else in something near at hand
+ I knew not yet (since nought did please
+ I knew), my bliss did stand,
+
+ IV.
+
+ But little did the infant dream
+ That all the treasures of the world were by:
+ And that himself was so the cream
+ And crown of all which round about did lie.
+ Yet thus it was: The Gem,
+ The Diadem,
+ The Ring enclosing all
+ That stood upon this earthly ball;
+ The Heavenly Eye,
+ Much wider than the sky,
+ Wherein they all included were,
+ The glorious Soul that was the King
+ Made to possess them, did appear
+ A small and little thing.
+
+I must quote from another poem, if only for the pleasure of writing down
+the lines:--
+
+ THE SALUTATION.
+
+ These little limbs,
+ These eyes and hands which here I find,
+ These rosy cheeks wherewith my life begins--
+ Where have ye been? Behind
+ What curtain were ye from me hid so long?
+ Where was, in what abyss, my speaking tongue?
+ When silent I
+ So many thousand, thousand years
+ Beneath the dust did in a chaos lie,
+ How could I smiles or tears
+ Or lips or hands or eyes or ears perceive?
+ Welcome ye treasures which I now receive!
+
+
+These poems waited for two hundred and thirty years to be discovered on a
+street bookstall! There are lines in them and whole passages in the
+unpublished _Centuries of Meditations_ which almost set one wondering with
+Sir Thomas Browne "whether the best of men be known, or whether there be
+not more remarkable persons forgot than any that stand remembered in the
+known account of Time?"
+
+
+I am tempted, but will not be drawn to discuss how Traherne stands related
+to Vaughan on the one hand and Cowley on the other. I note the discovery
+here, and content myself with wondering if the reader share any of my
+pleasure in it and enjoyment of the process which brought it to pass.
+For me, I was born and bred a bookman. In my father's house the talk
+might run on divinity, politics, the theatre; but literature was the great
+thing. Other callings might do well enough, but writers were a class
+apart, and to be a great writer was the choicest of ambitions. I grew up
+in this habit of mind, and have not entirely outgrown it yet; have not so
+far outgrown it but that literary discussions, problems, discoveries
+engage me though they lie remote from literature's service to man
+(who has but a short while to live, and labour and vanity if he outlast
+it). I could join in a hunt after Bunyan's grandmothers, and have
+actually spent working days in trying to discover the historical facts of
+which _Robinson Crusoe_ may be an allegory. One half of my quarrel with
+those who try to prove that Bacon wrote Shakespeare rests on resentment of
+the time they force me to waste; and a new searcher for the secret of the
+Sonnets has only to whistle and I come to him--though, to be sure, that
+gentleman almost cured me who identified the Dark Lady with Ann Hathaway,
+resting his case upon--
+
+ SONNET CCXVIII.
+
+ Whoever hath my wit, thou hast thy Will:
+ And where is Will alive but _hath a way?_
+ So in device thy wit is starved still
+ And as devised by Will. That is to say,
+ My second-best best bed, yea, and the gear withal
+ Thou hast; but all that capital messuage
+ Known as New Place goes to Susanna Hall.
+ Haply the disproportion may engage
+ The harmless ail-too-wise which otherwise
+ Might knot themselves disknitting of a clue
+ That Bacon wrote me. Lastly, I devise
+ My wit, to whom? To wit, to-whit, to-whoo!
+ And here revoke all previous testaments:
+ Witness, J. Shaw and Robert Whattcoat, Gents.
+
+After this confession you will pardon any small complacency that may
+happen to betray itself in the ensuing narrative.
+
+Mr. Dobell followed up his discovery of Traherne by announcing another
+_trouvaille_, and one which excited me not a little:--
+
+ "Looking recently over a parcel of pamphlets which I had purchased,
+ I came upon some loose leaves which were headed _A Prospect of
+ Society_. The title struck me as familiar, and I had only to
+ read a few lines to recognise them as belonging to [Goldsmith's]
+ _The Traveller_. But the opening lines of my fragment are not the
+ opening lines of the poem as it was published; in fact, the first two
+ lines of _A Prospect of Society_ are lines 353-4 in the first edition
+ of _The Traveller_. . . . A further examination of the fragment which
+ I had discovered showed that it is not what is usually understood as
+ a 'proof' of _The Traveller_, but rather the material, as yet
+ formless and unarranged, out of which it was to be finally evolved."
+
+Now--line for corresponding line--the text discovered by Mr. Dobell often
+differs, and sometimes considerably, from that of the first edition of
+_The Traveller_, and these variations are highly interesting, and make Mr.
+Dobell's 'find' a valuable one. But on studying the newly discovered
+version I very soon found myself differing from Mr. Dobell's opinion that
+we had here the formless, unarranged material out of which Goldsmith built
+an exquisitely articulated poem.[1] And, doubting this, I had to doubt
+what Mr. Dobell deduced from it--that "it was in the manner in which a
+poem, remarkable for excellence of form and unity of design, was created
+out of a number of verses which were at first crudely conceived and
+loosely connected that Goldsmith's genius was most triumphantly
+displayed." For scarcely had I lit a pipe and fallen to work on
+_A Prospect of Society_ before it became evident to me (1) that the lines
+were not "unarranged," but disarranged; and (2) that whatever the reason
+of this disarray, Goldsmith's brain was not responsible; that the disorder
+was too insane to be accepted either as an order in which he could have
+written the poem, or as one in which he could have wittingly allowed it to
+circulate among his friends, unless he desired them to believe him mad.
+Take, for instance, this collocation:--
+
+ "Heavens! how unlike their Belgic sires of old!
+ Rough, poor, content, ungovernably bold;
+ Where shading elms beside the margin grew,
+ And freshen'd from the waves the zephyr blew."
+
+Or this:--
+
+ "To kinder skies, where gentler manners reign,
+ We turn, where France displays her bright domain.
+ Thou sprightly land of mirth and social ease,
+ Pleas'd with thyself, whom all the world can please,
+ How often have I led thy sportive choir
+ With tuneless pipe, along the sliding Loire?
+ No vernal bloom their torpid rocks display,
+ But Winter lingering chills the lap of May;
+ No zephyr fondly sooths the mountain's breast,
+ But meteors glare and frowning storms invest."
+
+Short of lunacy, no intellectual process would account for that sort of
+thing, whereas a poem more pellucidly logical than _The Traveller_ does
+not exist in English. So, having lit another pipe, I took a pencil and
+began some simple counting, with this result:--
+
+ The first 42 lines of _The Prospect_ correspond with lines 353-400 of
+ _The Traveller_.
+ The next 42 with lines 311-352.
+ The next 34 with lines 277-310.
+ The next 36 with lines 241-276.
+ The next 36 with lines 205-240.
+ The next 36 with lines 169-204.
+ The next 38 with lines 131-168.
+ The next 28 with lines 103-130.
+ And the remaining fragment of 18 lines with lines 73-92.
+
+In other words, _The Prospect_ is merely an early draft of _The Traveller_
+printed backwards in fairly regular sections.
+
+But how can this have happened? The explanation is at once simple and
+ridiculous. As Goldsmith finished writing out each page of his poem for
+press, he laid it aside on top of the pages preceding; and, when all was
+done, he forgot to sort back his pages in reverse order. That is all.
+Given a good stolid compositor with no thought beyond doing his duty with
+the manuscript as it reached him, you have what Mr. Dobell has recovered--
+an immortal poem printed wrong-end-foremost page by page. I call the
+result delightful, and (when you come to think of it) the blunder just so
+natural to Goldsmith as to be almost postulable.
+
+Upon this simple explanation we have to abandon the hypothesis that
+Goldsmith patiently built a fine poem out of a congeries of fine passages
+pitchforked together at haphazard--a splendid rubbish heap; and Mr.
+Dobell's find is seen to be an imperfect set of duplicate proofs--fellow,
+no doubt, to that set which Goldsmith, mildly objurgating his own or the
+printer's carelessness, sliced up with the scissors and rearranged before
+submitting it to Johnson's friendly revision.
+
+
+The pleasantest part of the story (for me) has yet to come. We all know
+how easy it is to turn obstinate and defend a pet theory with acrimony.
+Mr. Dobell did nothing of the sort. Although his enthusiasm had committed
+him to no little expense in publishing _The Prospect_, with a preface
+elaborating his theory, he did a thing which was worth a hundred
+discoveries. He sat down, convinced himself that my explanation was the
+right one, and promptly committed himself to further expense in bringing
+out a new edition with the friendliest acknowledgment. So do men behave
+who are at once generous of temper and anxious for the truth.
+
+He himself had been close upon the explanation. In his preface he had
+actually guessed that the "author's manuscript, written on loose leaves,
+had fallen into confusion and was then printed without any attempt at
+rearrangement." In fact, he had hit upon the right solution, and only
+failed to follow up the clue.
+
+His find, too, remains a valuable one; for so far as it goes we can
+collate it with the first edition of _The Traveller_, and exactly discover
+the emendations made by Johnson, or by Goldsmith after discussion with
+Johnson. Boswell tells us that the Doctor "in the year 1783, at my
+request, marked with a pencil the lines which he had furnished, which are
+only line 420, 'To stop too faithful, and too faint to go,' and the
+concluding ten lines, except the last couplet but one. . . . He added,
+'These are all of which I can be sure.'" We cannot test his claim to the
+concluding lines, for the correspondent passage is missing from Mr.
+Dobell's fragment; but Johnson's word would be good enough without the
+internal evidence of the verses to back it. "To stop too faithful, and
+too faint to go," is his improvement, and an undeniable one, upon
+Goldsmith's "And faintly fainter, fainter seems to go." I have not been
+at pains to examine all the revised lines, but they are numerous, and
+generally (to my thinking) betray Johnson's hand. Also they are almost
+consistently improvements. There is one alteration, however,--
+unmistakably due to Johnson,--which some of us will join with Mr. Dobell
+in regretting. Johnson, as a fine, full-blooded Jingo, naturally showed
+some restiveness at the lines--
+
+ "Yes, my lov'd brother, cursed be that hour
+ When first ambition toil'd for foreign power,"
+
+And induced Goldsmith to substitute--
+
+ "Yes, brother, curse with me that baleful hour
+ When first ambition struck at regal power,"
+
+Which may or may not be more creditable in sentiment, but is certainly
+quite irrelevant in its context, which happens to be a denunciation of the
+greed for gold and foreign conquest. It is, in that context, all but
+meaningless, and must have irritated and puzzled many readers of a poem
+otherwise clearly and continuously argued. In future editions of _The
+Traveller_, Goldsmith's original couplet should be restored; and I urge
+this (let the Tory reader be assured) not from any ill-will towards our
+old friend the Divine Right of Kings, but solely in the sacred name of
+Logic.
+
+
+Such be the bookman's trivial adventures and discoveries. They would be
+worse than trivial indeed if they led him to forget or ignore that by
+which Goldsmith earned his immortality, or to regard Traherne merely as a
+freak in the history of literary reputations, and not primarily as the
+writer of such words as these--
+
+ "A little touch of something like pride is seated in the true sense of
+ a man's own greatness, without which his humility and modesty would
+ be contemptible virtues."
+
+ "It is a vain and insipid thing to suffer without loving God or man.
+ Love is a transcendent excellence in every duty, and must of
+ necessity enter into the nature of every grace and virtue.
+ That which maketh the solid benefit of patience unknown, its taste so
+ bitter and comfortless to men, is its _death_ in the separation and
+ absence of its soul. We suffer but love not."
+
+ "All things do first receive that give:
+ Only 'tis God above
+ That from and in Himself doth live;
+ Whose all-sufficient love
+ Without original can flow,
+ And all the joys and glories show
+ Which mortal man can take delight to know.
+ He is the primitive, eternal Spring,
+ The endless Ocean of each glorious thing.
+ The soul a vessel is,
+ A spacious bosom, to contain
+ All the fair treasures of His bliss,
+ Which run like rivers from, into, the main,
+ And all it doth receive, return again."
+
+ "You never enjoy the world aright till the sea itself floweth in your
+ veins, till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with the
+ stars."
+
+[1] Early editions of Goldsmith's poem bore the title, _The Traveller; or,
+A Prospect of Society_. Later editions dropped the sub-title.
+
+
+
+APRIL.
+
+
+ "Thus, then, live I
+ Till 'mid all the gloom
+ By Heaven! the bold sun
+ Is with me in the room
+ Shining, shining!
+
+ "Then the clouds part,
+ Swallows soaring between;
+ The spring is alive
+ And the meadows are green!
+
+ "I jump up like mad,
+ Break the old pipe in twain,
+ And away to the meadows,
+ The meadows again!"
+
+The poem of FitzGerald's from which these verses come was known,
+I believe, to very few until Mr. E. V. Lucas exhumed it from _Half-hours
+with the Worst Authors_, and reprinted it in that delightful little book
+_The Open Road_. I have a notion that even FitzGerald's most learned
+executor was but dimly aware of its existence. For my part, at this time
+of the day, I prefer it to his Omar Khayyam--perversely, no doubt.
+In the year 1885 or thereabouts Omar, known only to a few, was a wonder
+and a treasure to last one's lifetime; but I confess that since a club
+took him up and feasted his memory with field-marshals and other
+irrelevant persons in the chair, and since his fame has become vulgarised
+not only in Thames-side hotels, but over the length and breadth of the
+North American continent, one at least of his admirers has suffered a not
+unnatural revulsion, until now he can scarcely endure to read the immortal
+quatrains. Immortal they are, no doubt, and deserve to be by reason of
+their style--"fame's great antiseptic." But their philosophy is thin
+after all, and will not bear discussion. As exercise for a grown man's
+thought, I will back a lyric of Blake's or Wordsworth's, or a page of
+Ibsen's _Peer Gynt_ against the whole of it, any day.
+
+This, however, is parenthetical. I caught hold of FitzGerald's verses to
+express that jollity which should be every man's who looks up from much
+reading or writing and knows that Spring has come.
+
+
+ "_Solvitur acris hiems grata vice veris et favoni
+ Trahuntque siccas machinae carinas_ . . ."
+
+In other words, I look out of the window and decide that the day has
+arrived for launching the boat--
+
+ "This is that happy morn,
+ That day, long wished day!"
+
+And, to my mind, the birthday of the year. Potentates and capitalists who
+send down orders to Cowes or Southampton that their yachts are to be put
+in commission, and anon arrive to find everything ready (if they care to
+examine), from the steam capstan to the cook's apron, have little notion
+of the amusement to be found in fitting out a small boat, say of five or
+six tons. I sometimes doubt if it be not the very flower, or at least the
+bloom, of the whole pastime. The serious face with which we set about it;
+the solemn procession up the river to the creek where she rests, the high
+tide all but lifting her; the silence in which we loose the moorings and
+haul off; the first thrill of buoyant water underfoot; the business of
+stepping the mast; quiet days of sitting or pottering about on deck in the
+sunny harbour; vessels passing up and down, their crews eyeing us
+critically as the rigging grows and the odds and ends--block, tackle and
+purchase--fall into their ordered places; and through it all the
+expectation running of the summer to come, and 'blue days at sea' and
+unfamiliar anchorages--unfamiliar, but where the boat is, home will be--
+
+ "Such bliss
+ Beggars enjoy, when princes oft do miss."
+
+Homer, who knew what amused men, constantly lays stress on this business
+of fitting out:--
+
+ "Then at length she (Athene) let drag the swift ship to the sea, and
+ stored within it all such tackling as decked ships carry. And she
+ moored it at the far end of the harbour. . . . So they raised the
+ mast of pine tree, and set it in the hole of the cross plank, and
+ made it fast with forestays, and hauled up the white sails with
+ twisted ropes of oxhide."
+
+And again:
+
+ "First of all they drew the ship down to the deep water, and fixed the
+ oars in leathern loops all orderly, and spread forth the white sails.
+ And squires, haughty of heart, bare for them their arms,"--but you'll
+ observe that it was the masters who did the launching, etc., like
+ wise men who knew exactly wherein the fun of the business consisted.
+ "And they moored her high out in the shore water, and themselves
+ disembarked. There they supped and waited for evening to come on."
+
+You suggest, perhaps, that our seafaring is but play: and you are right.
+But in our play we catch a cupful of the romance of the real thing.
+Also we have the real thing at our doors to keep us humble. Day by day
+beneath this window the statelier shipping goes by; and our twopenny
+adventurings and discoveries do truly (I believe) keep the greater wonder
+and interest awake in us from day to day--the wonder and interest so
+memorably expressed in Mr. Bridges's poem, _A Passer By_:--
+
+ "Whither, O splendid ship, thy white sails crowding,
+ Leaning across the bosom of the urgent West,
+ That fearest nor sea rising, nor sky clouding,
+ Whither away, fair rover, and what thy quest?
+ Ah! soon when Winter has all our vales opprest,
+ When skies are cold and misty, and hail is hurling,
+ Wilt thou glide on the blue Pacific, or rest
+ In a summer haven asleep, thy white sails furling?
+
+ "I there before thee, in the country so well thou knowest,
+ Already arrived am inhaling the odorous air:
+ I watch thee enter unerringly where thou goest,
+ And anchor queen of the strange shipping there,
+ Thy sails for awnings spread, thy masts bare.". . . .
+
+
+
+ "And yet, O splendid ship, unhailed and nameless,
+ I know not if, aiming a fancy, I rightly divine
+ That thou hast a purpose joyful, a courage blameless,
+ Thy port assured in a happier land than mine.
+ But for all I have given thee, beauty enough is thine.
+ As thou, aslant with trim tackle and shrouding,
+ From the proud nostril curve of a prow's line
+ In the offing scatterest foam, thy white sails crowding."
+
+Though in all human probability I shall never be the first to burst into a
+silent sea, I can declare quite seriously that I never steer into an
+unfamiliar creek or haven but, as its recesses open, I can understand
+something of the awe of the boat's crew in Andrew Marvell's "Bermudas;"
+yes, and something of the exultation of the great Columbus himself!
+
+
+
+In a later paper I may have to tell of these voyages and traffickings.
+For the while I leave the reader to guess how and in what corner of the
+coast I happened on the following pendant to Mr. Dobell's _trouvaille_.
+
+It may not challenge comparison with Mr. Flinders Petrie's work in Egypt
+or with Mr. Hogarth's Cretan explorations; but I say confidently that,
+since Mr. Pickwick unearthed the famous inscribed stone, no more fortunate
+or astonishing discovery has rewarded literary research upon our English
+soil than the two letters which with no small pride I give to the world
+this month.
+
+Curiously enough, they concern Mr. Pickwick.
+
+But, perhaps, by way of preface I shall remind the reader that the final
+number of _Pickwick_ was issued in November, 1837. The first French
+version--which Mr. Percy Fitzgerald justly calls 'a rude adaptation rather
+than a translation'--appeared in 1838, and was entitled _Le Club de
+Pickwickistes, Roman Comique, traduit librement de l'Anglais par Mdme.
+Eugenie Giboyet_. With equal justice Mr. Fitzgerald complains
+(_The History of Pickwick_, p. 276) that "the most fantastic tricks are
+played with the text, most of the dialogue being left out and the whole
+compressed into two small volumes." Yet, in fact, Mme. Giboyet (as will
+appear) was more sinned against than sinning. Clearly she undertook to
+translate the immortal novel in collaboration with a M. Alexandre D--',
+and was driven by the author's disapproval to suppress M. D--'s share of
+the work. The dates are sufficient evidence that this was done (as it no
+doubt had to be done) in haste. I regret that my researches have yielded
+no further information respecting this M. Alexandre D--'. The threat in
+the second letter may or may not have been carried out. I am inclined to
+hope that it was, feeling sure that the result, if ever discovered, will
+prove in the highest degree entertaining. With this I may leave the
+letters to speak for themselves.
+
+(1)
+
+ "45 Doughty Street,"
+ "September 25th, 1837."
+
+ "MY DEAR MADAM,--It is true that when granting the required permission
+ to translate _Pickwick_ into French, I allowed also the license you
+ claimed for yourself and your _collaborateur_--of adapting rather
+ than translating, and of presenting my hero under such small disguise
+ as might commend him better to a Gallic audience. But I am bound to
+ say that--to judge only from the first half of your version, which is
+ all that has reached me--you have construed this permission more
+ freely than I desired. In fact, the parent can hardly recognise his
+ own child.
+
+ "Against your share in the work, Madame, I have little to urge, though
+ the damages you represent Mrs. Bardell as claiming--300,000 francs,
+ or 12,000 pounds of our money--strikes me as excessive. It is rather
+ (I take as my guide the difference in the handwriting) to your
+ _collaborateur_ that I address, through you, my remonstrances.
+
+ "I have no radical objection to his making Messrs. Snodgrass, Winkle,
+ and Tupman members of His Majesty King Louis XIII.'s corps of
+ Musketeers, if he is sincerely of opinion that French taste will
+ applaud the departure. I even commend his slight idealisation of
+ Snodgrass (which, by the way, is not the name of an English
+ mountain), and the amorousness of Tupman (Aramis) gains--I candidly
+ admit--from the touch of religiosity which he gives to the character;
+ though I do not, as he surmises, in the course of my story, promote
+ Tupman to a bishopric. The development--preferable as on some points
+ the episcopal garb may be considered to the green velvet jacket with
+ a two-inch tail worn by him at Madame Chasselion's _fete champetre_--
+ would jar upon our Anglican prejudices. As for Winkle (Porthos), the
+ translation nicely hits off his love of manly exercises, while
+ resting his pretensions on a more solid basis of fact than appears in
+ the original. In the incident of the baldric, however, the imposture
+ underlying Mr. W.'s green shooting-coat is conveyed with sufficient
+ neatness.
+
+ "M. D--' has been well advised again in breaking up the character of
+ Sam Weller and making him, like Cerberus, three gentlemen at once.
+ Buckingham (Jingle) and Fenton (a capital rendering of the Fat Boy)
+ both please me; and in expanding the episode of the sausage and the
+ trouser-buttons M. D--' has shown delicacy and judgment by altering
+ the latter into diamond studs.
+
+ "Alas! madam, I wish the same could be said for his treatment of my
+ female puppets, which not only shocks but bewilders me. In her
+ earlier appearances Mrs. Bardell (Milady) is a fairly consistent
+ character; and why M. D--' should hazard that consistency by
+ identifying her with the middle-aged lady at the great White Horse,
+ Ipswich, passes my comprehension. I say, madam, that it bewilders
+ me; but for M. D--'s subsequent development of the occurrences at
+ that hostelry I entertain feelings of which mere astonishment is,
+ perhaps, the mildest. I can hardly bring myself to discuss this with
+ a lady; but you will allow me to protest in the very strongest terms
+ that Mr. Pickwick made that unfortunate mistake about the sleeping
+ apartment in the completest innocence, that in ejaculating 'ha-hum'
+ he merely uttered a note of warning, and that 'ha-hum' is _not_
+ (as M. D--' suspects) an English word from which certain syllables
+ have been discreetly removed; that in thrusting his head through the
+ bed-curtains he was, as I am careful to say, 'not actuated by any
+ definite object'; and that, as a gentleman should, he withdrew at the
+ earliest possible moment. His intercepted duel with Mr. Peter Magnus
+ (De Wardes) rests, as I fondly imagined I had made clear, upon a
+ complete misunderstanding. The whole business of the _fleur-de-lys_
+ on Mrs. Bardell's shoulder is a sheer interpolation and should be
+ expunged, not only on grounds of morality, but because when you reach
+ the actual trial, 'Bardell _v_. Pickwick,' you will find this
+ discovery of the defendant's impossible either to ignore or to
+ reconcile with the jury's verdict. Against the intervention of
+ Richelieu (Mr. Nupkins) I have nothing to urge. M. D--' opines that I
+ shall in the end deal out poetical justice to Mrs. Bardell as Milady.
+ He is right. I have, indeed, gone so far as to imprison her;
+ but I own that her execution (as suggested by him) at the hands of
+ the Queer Client, with Pickwick and his friends (or, alternatively,
+ Mrs. Cluppins, Mr. Perker, and Bob Sawyer) as silent spectators,
+ seems to me almost as inconsistent with the spirit of the tale as his
+ other proposal to kidnap Mr. Justice Stareleigh in the boot of Mr.
+ Weller's coach, and substitute for his lordship the Chancery prisoner
+ in an iron mask. I trust, madam, that these few suggestions will,
+ without setting any appreciable constraint on your fancy, enable you
+ to catch something more of the spirit of my poor narrative than I
+ have been able to detect in some of the chapters submitted; and I am,
+ with every assurance of esteem,
+ Your obliged servant,
+ Boz."
+
+ "P.S.--The difference between Anjou wine and the milk punch about
+ which you inquire does not seem to me to necessitate any serious
+ alteration of the chapter in question. M. D--'s expressed intention
+ of making Master Bardell in later life the executioner of King
+ Charles I. of England must stand over for some future occasion.
+ The present work will hardly yield him the required opportunity for
+ dragging in King Charles' head."
+
+
+(2)
+
+ "MADAME,--Puisque M. Boz se mefie des propositions lui faites sans but
+ quelconque que de concilier les gens d'esprit, j'ai l'honneur de vous
+ annnoncer nettement que je me retire d'une besogne aussi rude que
+ malentendue. Il dit que j'ai concu son _Pickwick_ tout autrement que
+ lui. Soit! Je l'ecrirai, ce _Pickwick_, selon mon propre gout.
+ Que M. Boz redoute mes _Trois Pickwickistes!_ Agreez, Madame, etc.,
+ etc.,
+ Alexandre (le Grand)."
+
+
+
+I am told that literary aspirants in these days do not read books, or read
+them only for purposes of review-writing. Yet these pages may happen to
+fall in the way of some literary aspirant faint on a false scent, yet
+pursuing; and to him, before telling of another discovery, I will address
+one earnest word of caution. Let him receive it as from an elder brother
+who wishes him well.
+
+My caution is--Avoid irony as you would the plague.
+
+Years ago I was used to receive this warning (on an average) once a week
+from my old and dear friend Sir Wemyss Reid; and once a week I would set
+myself, assailing his good nature, to cajole him into printing some piece
+of youthful extravagance which he well knew--and I knew--and he knew that
+I knew--would infuriate a hundred staid readers of _The Speaker_ and
+oblige him to placate in private a dozen puzzled and indignant
+correspondents. For those were days before the beards had stiffened on
+the chins of some of us who assembled to reform politics, art, literature,
+and the world in general from a somewhat frowsy upstairs coffee-room in
+C--' Street: days of old--
+
+ "When fellowship seem'd not so far to seek
+ And all the world and we seem'd much less cold
+ And at the rainbow's foot lay surely gold. . . ."
+
+Well, these cajoleries were not often successful, yet often enough to keep
+the sporting instinct alive and active, and a great deal oftener than
+F--'s equally disreputable endeavours: it being a tradition with the staff
+that F--' had sworn by all his gods to get in an article which would force
+the printer to flee the country. I need scarcely say that the tradition
+was groundless, but we worked it shamelessly.
+
+In this way on January 9th, 1897 (a year in which the Westminster Aquarium
+was yet standing), and shortly after the issue of the New Year's Honours'
+List, the following article appeared in _The Speaker_. The reader will
+find it quite harmless until he comes to the sequel. It was entitled--
+
+ NOOKS OF OLD LONDON.
+
+ I.--THE WESTMINSTER SCUTORIUM.
+
+ Let me begin by assuring the reader that the Westminster Scutorium
+ has absolutely no connection with the famous Aquarium across the
+ road. I suppose that every Londoner has heard, at least, of the
+ Aquarium, but I doubt if one in a hundred has heard of the little
+ Scutorium which stands removed from it by a stone's throw, or less;
+ and I am certain that not one in a thousand has ever stooped his head
+ to enter by its shy, squat, fifteenth-century doorway. It is a fact
+ that the very policeman at the entrance to Dean's Yard did not know
+ its name, and the curator assures me that the Post Office has made
+ frequent mistakes in delivering his letters. So my warning is not
+ quite impertinent.
+
+ But a reader of antiquarian tastes, who cares as little as I do for
+ hypnotisers and fasting men, and does not mind a trifle of dust, so
+ it be venerable, will not regret an hour spent in looking over the
+ Scutorium, or a chat with Mr. Melville Robertson, its curator, or
+ Clerk of the Ribands (_Stemmata_)--to give him his official title.
+ Mr. Robertson ranks, indeed, with the four pursuivants of Heralds'
+ College, from which the Scutorium was originally an offshoot.
+ He takes an innocent delight in displaying his treasures and
+ admitting you to the stores of his unique information; and I am sure
+ would welcome more visitors.
+
+ Students of Constitutional History will remember that strange custom,
+ half Roman, half Medieval, in accordance with which a baron or
+ knight, on creation or accession to his title and dignities,
+ deposited in the king's keeping a waxen effigy, or mask, of himself
+ together with a copy of his coat of arms. And it has been argued--
+ plausibly enough when we consider the ancestral masks of the old
+ Roman families, the respect paid to them by the household, and the
+ important part they played on festival days, at funerals, &c.--that
+ this offering was a formal recognition of the _patria potestas_ of
+ the monarch as father of his people. Few are aware, however, that
+ the custom has never been discontinued, and that the cupboards of
+ Westminster contain a waxen memorial of almost every man whom the
+ king has delighted to honour, from the Conquest down to the very
+ latest knight gazetted. The labour of modelling and painting these
+ effigies was discontinued as long ago as 1586; and the masks are no
+ longer likenesses, but oval plates of copper, each bearing its name
+ on a label. Mr. Robertson informed me that Charles I. made a brief
+ attempt to revive the old practice. All the Stuarts, indeed, set
+ store on the Scutorium and its functions; and I read in an historical
+ pamphlet, by Mr. J. Saxby Hine, the late curator, that large
+ apartments were allocated to the office in Inigo Jones's first
+ designs for Whitehall. But its rosy prospects faded with the
+ accession of William of Orange. Two years later the custody of the
+ shields (from which it obtained its name) was relegated to the
+ Heralds' College; and the Scutorium has now to be content with the
+ care of its masks and the performance of some not unimportant duties
+ presently to be recounted.
+
+ A reference from the Heralds' College sent me in quest of Mr.
+ Melville Robertson. But even in Dean's Yard I found it no easy
+ matter to run him to earth. The policeman (as I have said) could
+ give me no help. At length, well within the fourth doorway on the
+ east side, after passing the railings, I spied a modest brass plate
+ with the inscription _Clerk of the Ribands. Hours 11 to 3_.
+ The outside of the building has a quite modern look, but the
+ architect has spared the portal, and the three steps which lead down
+ to the flagged entrance hall seem to mark a century apiece.
+ I call it an entrance hall, but it is rather a small adytum, spanned
+ by a pointed arch carrying the legend _Stemmata Quid Faciunt_.
+ The modern exterior is, in fact, but a shell. All within dates from
+ Henry VI.; and Mr. Robertson (but this is only a theory) would
+ explain the sunken level of the ground-floor rooms by the action of
+ earthworms, which have gradually lifted the surface of Dean's Yard
+ outside. He contends the original level to be that of his office,
+ which lies on the right of the adytum. A door on the left admits to
+ two rooms occupied by the _nomenclator_, Mr. Pender, and two
+ assistant clerks, who comprise the staff. Straight in front, a
+ staircase leads to the upper-apartments.
+
+ Mr. Robertson was writing when the clerk ushered me in, but at once
+ professed himself at my service. He is a gentleman of sixty, or
+ thereabouts, with white hair, a complexion of a country squire, and
+ very genial manners. For some minutes we discussed the difficulty
+ which had brought me to him (a small point in county history), and
+ then he anticipated my request for permission to inspect his masks.
+
+ "Would you like to see them? They are really very curious, and I
+ often wonder that the public should evince so small an interest."
+
+ "You get very few visitors?"
+
+ "Seldom more than two a day; a few more when the Honours' Lists
+ appear. I thought at first that your visit might be in connection
+ with the new List, but reflected that it was too early. In a day or
+ two we shall be comparatively busy."
+
+ "The Scutorium is concerned then with the Honours' Lists?"
+
+ "A little," replied Mr. Robertson, smiling. "That is to say, we make
+ them." Then, observing my evident perplexity, he laughed.
+ "Well, perhaps that is too strong an expression. I should have said,
+ rather, that we fill up the blanks."
+
+ "I had always understood that the Prime Minister drew up the Lists
+ before submitting them to Her Majesty."
+
+ "So he does--with our help. Oh, there is no secrecy about it!" said
+ Mr. Robertson, in a tone almost rallying. "The public is free of all
+ information, only it will not inquire. A little curiosity on its
+ part would even save much unfortunate misunderstanding."
+
+ "In what way?"
+
+ "Well, the public reads of rewards (with which, by the way, I have
+ nothing to do) conferred on really eminent men--Lord Roberts, for
+ instance, or Sir Henry Irving, or Sir Joseph Lister. It then goes
+ down the List and, finding a number of names of which it has never
+ heard, complains that Her Majesty's favour has been bestowed on
+ nonentities; whereas this is really the merit of the List, that they
+ _are_ nonentities."
+
+ "I don't understand."
+
+ "Well, then, _they don't exist_."
+
+ "But surely--"
+
+ "My dear sir," said Mr. Robertson, still smiling, and handing me his
+ copy of _The Times_, "cast your eye down that column; take the names
+ of the new knights--'Blain, Clarke, Edridge, Farrant, Laing, Laird,
+ Wardle'--what strikes you as remarkable about them?"
+
+ "Why, that I have never heard of any of them."
+
+ "Naturally, for there are no such people. I made them up; and a good
+ average lot they are, though perhaps the preponderance of
+ monosyllables is a little too obvious."
+
+ "But see here. I read that 'Mr. Thomas Wardle is a silk merchant of
+ Staffordshire.'"
+
+ "But I assure you that I took him out of _Pickwick_."
+
+ "Yes, but here is 'William Laird,' for instance. I hear that already
+ two actual William Lairds--one of Birkenhead, the other of Glasgow--
+ are convinced that the honour belongs to them."
+
+ "No doubt they will be round in a day or two. The Heralds' College
+ will refer them to me--not simultaneously, if I may trust Sir Albert
+ Woods's tact--and I shall tell them that it belongs to neither, but
+ to another William Laird altogether. But, if you doubt, take the
+ Indian promotions. Lord Salisbury sometimes adds a name or two after
+ I send in the List, and--well, you know his lordship is not fond of
+ the dark races and has a somewhat caustic humour. Look at the new
+ C.I.E.'s: 'Rai Bahadur Pandit Bhag Rum.' Does it occur to you that a
+ person of that name really exists? 'Khan Bahadur Naoraji
+ ('Naoraji,' mark you) Pestonji Vakil'--it's the language of
+ extravaganza! The Marquis goes too far: it spoils all
+ verisimilitude."
+
+ Mr. Robertson grew quite ruffled.
+
+ "Then you pride yourself on verisimilitude?" I suggested.
+
+ "As I think you may guess; and we spare no pains to attain it, whether
+ in the names or In the descriptions supplied to the newspapers.
+ 'William Arbuthnot Blain, Esq.'--you have heard of Balzac's scouring
+ Paris for a name for one of his characters. I assure you I scoured
+ England for William Arbuthnot Blain--'identified with the movement
+ for improving the dwellings of the labouring classes'--or is that
+ Richard Farrant, Esq.? In any case, what more likely, on the face of
+ it? 'Frederick Wills, Esq., of the well-known tobacco firm of
+ Bristol'--the public swallows that readily: and yet it never buys a
+ packet of their Westward Ho! Mixture (which I smoke myself) without
+ reading that the Wills's of Bristol are W. D. and H. O.--no Frederick
+ at all."
+
+ "But," I urged, "the purpose of this--"
+
+ "I should have thought it obvious; but let me give you the history of
+ it. The practice began with William III. He was justly scornful of
+ the lax distribution of honours which had marked all the Stuart
+ reigns. You will hardly believe it, but before 1688 knighthoods, and
+ even peerages, went as often as not to men who qualified by an
+ opportune loan to the Exchequer, or even by presiding at a public
+ feast. (I say nothing of baronetcies, for their history is
+ notorious.) At first William was for making a clean sweep of the
+ Honours' List, or limiting it to two or three well-approved
+ recipients. But it was argued that this seeming niggardliness might
+ injure His Majesty's popularity, never quite secure. The Scutorium
+ found a way out of the dilemma. Sir Crofton Byng, the then Clerk of
+ the Ribands, proposed the scheme, which has worked ever since.
+ I may tell you that the undue _largesse_ of honours finds in the very
+ highest quarters as little favour as ever it did. Of course, there
+ are some whose services to science, literature, and art cannot be
+ ignored--the late Lord Leighton, for instance, or Sir George Newnes,
+ or Sir Joseph Lister again; and these are honoured, while the public
+ acclaims. But the rest are represented only in my collection of
+ masks--and an interesting one it is. Let me lead the way."
+
+ But I have left myself no space for describing the treasures of the
+ Scutorium. The two upper stories are undoubtedly the least
+ interesting, since they contain the modern, unpainted masks.
+ Each mask has its place, its label, and on the shelf below it,
+ protected by a slip of glass, a description of the imaginary
+ recipient of the royal favour. One has only to look along the
+ crowded shelves to be convinced that Mr. Melville Robertson's office
+ is no sinecure. The first floor is devoted to a small working
+ library and a museum (the latter undergoing rearrangement at the time
+ of my visit). But the cellars!--or (as I should say) the crypt!
+ In Beaumont's words--
+
+ "Here's a world of pomp and state
+ Buried in dust, once dead by fate!"
+
+ Here in their native colours, by the light of Mr. Robertson's duplex
+ lantern, stare the faces of the illustrious dead, from Rinaldus
+ FitzTurold, knighted on Senlac field, to stout old Crosby Martin,
+ sea-rover, who received the accolade (we'll hope he deserved it) from
+ the Virgin Queen in 1586. A few even are adorned with side-locks,
+ which Mr. Pender, the _nomenclator_, keeps scrupulously dusted.
+ In almost every case the wax has withstood the tooth of time far
+ better than one could have expected. Mr. Robertson believes that the
+ pigments chosen must have had some preservative virtue. If so, the
+ secret has been lost. But Mr. Pender has touched over some of the
+ worst decayed with a mixture of copal and pure alcohol, by which he
+ hopes at least to arrest the mischief; and certainly the masks in the
+ Scutorium compare very favourably with the waxen effigies of our
+ royalties preserved in the Abbey, close by. Mr. Robertson has a
+ theory that these, too, should by rights belong to his museum: but
+ that is another story, and a long one. Suffice it to say that I took
+ my leave with the feelings of one who has spent a profitable
+ afternoon: and for further information concerning this most
+ interesting nook of old London I can only refer the reader to the
+ pamphlet already alluded to, _The Westminster Scutorium: Its History
+ and Present Uses_. By J. Saxby Hine, C.B., F.S.A. Theobald & Son,
+ Skewers Alley, Chancery Lane, E.C.
+
+
+
+This article appeared to my beloved editor innocent enough to pass, and to
+me (as doubtless to the reader) harmless enough in all conscience.
+Now listen to the sequel.
+
+Long afterwards an acquaintance of mine--a barrister with antiquarian
+tastes--was dining with me in my Cornish home, and the talk after dinner
+fell upon the weekly papers and reviews. On _The Speaker_ he touched with
+a reticence which I set down at first to dislike for his politics.
+By and by, however, he let slip the word "untrustworthy."
+
+"Holding your view of its opinions," I suggested, "you might fairly say
+'misleading.' 'Untrustworthy' is surely too strong a word."
+
+"I am not talking," said he, "of its opinions, but of its mis-statements
+of fact. Some time ago it printed an article on a place which it called
+'The Westminster Scutorium,' and described in detail. I happened to pick
+the paper up at my club and read the article. It contained a heap of
+historical information on the forms and ceremonies which accompany the
+granting of titles, and was apparently the work of a specialist.
+Being interested (as you know) in these matters, and having an hour to
+spare, I took a hansom down to Westminster. At the entrance of Dean's
+Yard I found a policeman, and inquired the way to the Scutorium. He eyed
+me for a moment, then he said, 'Well, I thought I'd seen the last of 'em.
+You're the first to-day, so far; and yesterday there was only five.
+But Monday--_and_ Tuesday--_and_ Wednesday! There must have been thirty
+came as late as Wednesday; though by that time I'd found out what was the
+matter. All Monday they kept me hunting round and round the yard,
+following like a pack. Very respectable-looking old gentlemen, too, the
+whole of 'em, else I should have guessed they were pulling my leg.
+Most of 'em had copies of a paper, _The Speaker_, and read out bits from
+it, and insisted on my searching in this direction and that . . . and me
+being new to this beat, and seeing it all in print! We called in the
+postman to help. By and by they began to compare notes, and found they'd
+been kidded, and some of 'em used language. . . . I really think, sir, you
+must be the last of 'em.'"
+
+
+
+MAY.
+
+
+I was travelling some weeks ago by a railway line alongside of which ran a
+quickset hedge. It climbed to the summit of cuttings, plunged to the base
+of embankments, looped itself around stations, flickered on the skyline
+above us, raced us along the levels, dipped into pools, shot up again on
+their farther banks, chivvied us into tunnels, ran round and waited for us
+as we emerged. Its importunity drove me to the other side of the
+carriage, only to find another quickset hedge behaving similarly.
+Now I can understand that a railway company has excellent reasons for
+planting quickset hedges alongside its permanent way. But their
+unspeakable monotony set me thinking. Why do we neglect the real parks of
+England?--parks enormous in extent, and yet uncultivated, save here and
+there and in the most timid fashion. And how better could our
+millionaires use their wealth (since they are always confiding to us their
+difficulties in getting rid of it) than by seeking out these gardens and
+endowing them, and so, without pauperising anyone, build for themselves
+monuments not only delightful, but perpetual?--for, as Victor Hugo said,
+the flowers last always. So, you may say, do books. I doubt it; and
+experts, who have discussed with me the modern products of the paper
+trade, share my gloomy views. Anyhow, the free public library has been
+sufficiently exploited, if not worked out. So, you may say again, have
+free public gardens and parks been worked out. I think not. Admit that a
+fair percentage of the public avails itself of these libraries and parks;
+still the mass does not, and they were intended for the mass.
+Their attractiveness does not spread and go on spreading. The stream of
+public appreciation which pours through them is not fathomless; beyond a
+certain point it does not deepen, or deepens with heart-breaking slowness;
+and candid librarians and curators can sound its shallows accurately
+enough. What we want is not a garden into which folk will find their way
+if they have nothing better to do and can spare the time with an effort.
+Or, to be accurate, we do want such gardens for deliberate enjoyment; but
+what we want more is to catch our busy man and build a garden about him in
+the brief leisure which, without seeking it, he is forced to take.
+
+Where are these gardens? Why, beside and along our railway lines.
+These are the great public parks of England; and through them travels
+daily a vast population held in enforced idleness, seeking distraction in
+its morning paper. Have you ever observed how a whole carriageful of
+travellers on the Great Western line will drop their papers to gaze out on
+Messrs. Sutton's trial-beds just outside Reading? A garish appeal, no
+doubt: a few raying spokes of colour, and the vision has gone. And I
+forestall the question, "Is that the sort of thing you wish to see
+extended?--a bed of yellow tulips, for instance, or of scarlet lobelias,
+or of bright-blue larkspurs, all the way from London to Liverpool?"
+I suggest nothing of the sort. Our railway lines in England, when they
+follow the valleys--as railway lines must in hilly districts--are
+extraordinarily beautiful. The eye, for example, could desire nothing
+better, in swift flight, than the views along the Wye Valley or in the
+Derbyshire Peak country, and even the rich levels of Somerset have a
+beauty of their own (above all in May and June, when yellow with sheets of
+buttercups) which artificial planting would spoil. But--cant about Nature
+apart--every line has its dreary cuttings and embankments, all of which
+might be made beautiful at no great cost. I need not labour this: here
+and there by a casual bunch of rhododendrons or of gorse, or by a sheet of
+primroses or wild hyacinths in springtime, the thing is proved, and has
+been proved again and again to me by the comments of fellow-passengers.
+
+Now I am honestly enamoured of this dream of mine, and must pause to dwell
+on some of its beauties. In the first place, we could start to realise it
+in the most modest fashion and test the appreciation of the public as we
+go along. Our flowers would be mainly wild flowers, and our trees, for
+the most part, native British plants, costing, say, from thirty shillings
+to three pounds the hundred. A few roods would do to begin with, if the
+spot were well chosen; indeed, it would be wiser in every way to begin
+modestly, for though England possesses several great artists in landscape
+gardening, their art has never to my knowledge been seriously applied to
+railway gardening, and the speed of the spectators introduces a new and
+highly-amusing condition, and one so singular and so important as to make
+this almost a separate art. At any rate, our gardeners would have to
+learn as they go, and if any man can be called enviable it is an artist
+learning to express art's eternal principles in a new medium, under new
+conditions.
+
+Even if we miss our millionaire, we need not despond over ways and means.
+The beauty-spots of Great Britain are engaged just now in a fierce rivalry
+of advertisement. Why should not this rivalry be pressed into the service
+of beautifying the railway lines along which the tourist must travel to
+reach them? Why should we neglect the porches (so to speak) of our
+temples? Would not the tourist arrive in a better temper if met on his
+way with silent evidence of our desire to please? And, again, is the
+advertising tradesman quite wise in offending so many eyes with his
+succession of ugly hoardings standing impertinently in green fields?
+Can it be that the sight of them sets up that disorder of the liver which
+he promises to cure? And if not, might he not call attention to his wares
+at least as effectively, if more summarily, by making them the excuse for
+a vision of delight which passengers would drop their newspapers to gaze
+upon? Lastly, the railway companies themselves have discovered the
+commercial value of scenery. Years ago, and long before their discovery
+(and as if by a kind of instinct they were blundering towards it) they
+began to offer prizes for the best-kept station gardens--with what happy
+result all who have travelled in South Wales will remember. They should
+find it easy to learn that the 'development' of watering-places and
+holiday resorts may be profitably followed up by spending care upon their
+approaches.
+
+But I come back to my imaginary millionaire--the benevolent man who only
+wants to be instructed how to spend his money--the 'magnificent man' of
+Aristotle's _Ethics_, nonplussed for the moment, and in despair of
+discovering an original way of scattering largesse for the public good.
+For, while anxious to further my scheme by conciliating the commercial
+instinct, I must insist that its true beauty resides in the conception of
+our railways as vast public parks only hindered by our sad lack of
+inventiveness from ministering to the daily delight of scores of thousands
+and the occasional delight of almost everyone. The millionaire I want is
+one who can rise to this conception of it, and say with Blake--
+
+ "I will not cease from mental fight,"
+
+(Nor from pecuniary contribution, for that matter)
+
+ "Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
+ Till we have built Jerusalem
+ In England's green and pleasant land."
+
+For these millionaires are bediamonded all over with good intentions.
+The mischief with them is their lack of inventiveness. Most of my readers
+will agree that there is no easier game of solitaire than to suppose
+yourself suddenly endowed with a million of money, and to invent modes of
+dispensing it for the good of your kind. As a past master of that game I
+offer the above suggestion gratis to those poor brothers of mine who have
+more money than they know how to use.
+
+
+The railway--not that of the quickset hedges, but the Great Western, on to
+which I changed after a tramp across Dartmoor--took me to pay a pious
+visit to my old school: a visit which I never pay without thinking--
+especially in the chapel where we used to sing 'Lord, dismiss us with Thy
+blessing' on the evening before holidays--of a passage in Izaak Walton's
+_Life of Sir Henry Wotton_:--
+
+ "He yearly went also to Oxford. But the summer before his death he
+ changed that for a journey to Winchester College, to which school he
+ was first removed from Bocton. And as he returned from Winchester
+ towards Eton College, said to a friend, his companion in that
+ journey, 'How useful was that advice of a holy monk who persuaded his
+ friend to perform his customary devotions in a constant place,
+ because in that place we usually meet with those very thoughts which
+ possessed us at our last being there! And I find it thus far
+ experimentally true that at my now being in that school, and seeing
+ the very place where I sat when I was a boy, occasioned me to
+ remember those very thoughts of my youth which then possessed me:
+ sweet thoughts indeed, that promised my growing years numerous
+ pleasures without mixtures of cares: and those to be enjoyed when
+ time--which I therefore thought slow-paced--had changed my youth into
+ manhood. But age and experience have taught me that those were but
+ empty hopes: for I have always found it true, as my Saviour did
+ foretell, 'Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof.'
+ Nevertheless, I saw there a succession of boys using the same
+ recreations and, questionless, possessed with the same thoughts that
+ then possessed me. Thus one generation succeeds another, both in
+ their lives, recreations, hopes, fears, and death.'"
+
+But my visit on this occasion was filled with thought less of myself than
+of a poet I had known in that chapel, those cloisters, that green close;
+not intimately enough to call him friend, yet so intimately that his
+lately-departed shade still haunted the place for me--a small boy whom he
+had once, for a day or two, treated with splendid kindness and thereafter
+(I dare say) had forgotten.
+
+ "T. E. B."
+
+Thomas Edward Brown was born on May 5th, 1830, at Douglas, in the Isle of
+Man, where his father held the living of St. Matthew's. Sixty-five years
+later he wrote his last verses to aid a fund raised for a new St.
+Matthew's Church, and characteristically had to excuse himself in a letter
+penetrated with affection for the old plain edifice and its memories.
+
+ "I was baptised there; almost all whom I loved and revered were
+ associated with its history . . . 'The only church in Douglas where
+ the poor go'--I dare say that is literally true. But I believe it
+ will continue to be so. . . . I postulate the continuity. . . ."
+
+I quote these words (and so leave them for a while) with a purpose, aware
+how trivial they may seem to the reader. But to those who had the
+privilege of knowing Brown that cannot be trivial which they feel to be
+characteristic and in some degree explicative of the man; and with this
+'I postulate the continuity' we touch accurately and simply for once a
+note which sang in many chords of the most vocal, not to say orchestral,
+nature it has ever been my lot to meet.
+
+Let me record, and have done with, the few necessary incidents of what was
+by choice a _vita fallens_ and "curiously devoid of incident." The boy
+was but two years old when the family removed to Kirk Braddan Vicarage,
+near Douglas; the sixth of ten children of a witty and sensible Scots
+mother and a father whose nobly humble idiosyncrasies continued in his son
+and are worthy to live longer in his description of them:--
+
+ "To think of a _Pazon_ respecting men's vices even; not as vices, God
+ forbid! but as parts of _them_, very likely all but inseparable from
+ them; at any rate, _theirs!_ Pitying with an eternal pity, but not
+ exposing, not rebuking. My father would have considered he was
+ 'taking a liberty' if he had confronted the sinner with his sin.
+ Doubtless he carried this too far. But don't suppose for a moment
+ that the 'weak brethren' thought he was conniving at their weakness.
+ Not they: they saw the delicacy of his conduct. You don't think, do
+ you, that these poor souls are incapable of appreciating delicacy?
+ God only knows how far down into their depths of misery the sweetness
+ of that delicacy descends. . . . He loved sincerity, truth and
+ modesty. It seemed as if he felt that, with these virtues, the
+ others could not fail to be present."
+
+Add to this that the Vicar of Kirk Braddan, though of no University, was a
+scholar in grain; was, for example, so fastidious about composition that
+he would make his son read some fragment of an English classic to him
+before answering an invitation! "To my father style was like the instinct
+of personal cleanliness." Again we touch notes which echoed through the
+life of his son--who worshipped continuity.
+
+From a course of tuition divided between his father and the parish
+schoolmaster, Brown went, at fifteen or over, to King William's College,
+and became its show scholar; thence, by the efforts of well-meaning
+friends (but at the cost of much subsequent pain), to Christ Church,
+Oxford, as a servitor. He won his double first; but he has left on record
+an account of a servitor's position at Christ Church in the early fifties,
+and to Brown the spiritual humiliation can have been little less than one
+long dragging anguish. He had, of course, his intervals of high spirits;
+but (says Mr. Irwin, his friend and biographer) "there is no doubt he did
+not exaggerate what the position was to him. I have heard him refer to it
+over and over again with a dispassionate bitterness there was no
+mistaking." Dean Gaisford absolutely refused to nominate him, after his
+two first classes, to a fellowship, though all the resident dons wished
+it. "A servitor never has been elected student--_ergo_, he never shall
+be." Brown admired Gaisford, and always spoke kindly of him "in all his
+dealings with me." Yet the night after he won his double first was "one
+of the most intensely miserable I was ever called to endure." Relief, and
+of the right kind, came with his election as Fellow of Oriel in April,
+1854. In those days an Oriel Fellowship still kept and conveyed its
+peculiar distinction, and the brilliant young scholar had at length the
+ball at his feet.
+
+ "This is none of your empty honours," he wrote to his mother; "it
+ gives me an income of about 300 pounds per annum as long as I choose
+ to reside at Oxford, and about 220 pounds in cash if I reside
+ elsewhere. In addition to this it puts me in a highly commanding
+ position for pupils, so that on the whole I have every reason to
+ expect that (except perhaps the first year) I shall make between 500
+ and 600 pounds altogether per annum. So you see, my dear mother,
+ that your prayers have not been unanswered, and that God will bless
+ the generation of those who humbly strive to serve Him. . . I have
+ not omitted to remark that the election took place on April 21st, the
+ anniversary of your birth and marriage."
+
+How did he use his opportunity? "He never took kindly to the life of an
+Oxford fellow," thought the late Dr. Fowler (an old schoolfellow of
+Brown's, afterwards President of Corpus and Vice-Chancellor of the
+University). Mr. Irwin quotes another old friend, Archdeacon Moore, to
+much the same effect. Their explanations lack something of definiteness.
+After a few terms of private pupils Brown returned to the Island, and
+there accepted the office of Vice-principal of his old school. We can
+only be sure that his reasons were honourable, and sufficed for him; we
+may include among them, if we choose, that _nostalgia_ which haunted him
+all his days, until fate finally granted his wish and sent him back to his
+beloved Argos "for good."
+
+In the following year (1857) he married his cousin, Miss Stowell, daughter
+of Dr. Stowell, of Ramsay; and soon after left King William's College to
+become 'by some strange mischance' Head Master of the Crypt School,
+Gloucester. Of this "Gloucester episode," as he called it, nothing needs
+to be recorded except that he hated the whole business and, incidentally,
+that one of his pupils was Mr. W. E. Henley--destined to gather into his
+_National Observer_, many years later, many blooms of Brown's last and not
+least memorable efflorescence in poesy.
+
+From Gloucester he was summoned, on a fortunate day, by Mr. Percival
+(now Bishop of Hereford), who had recently been appointed to Clifton
+College, then a struggling new foundation, soon to be lifted by him into
+the ranks of the great Public Schools. Mr. Percival wanted a man to take
+the Modern Side; and, as fate orders these things, consulted the friend
+reserved by fate to be his own successor at Clifton--Mr. Wilson (now Canon
+of Worcester). Mr. Wilson was an old King William's boy; knew Brown, and
+named him.
+
+ "Mr. Wilson having told me about him," writes the bishop, "I made an
+ appointment to see him in Oxford, and there, as chance would have it,
+ I met him standing at the corner of St. Mary's Entry, in a somewhat
+ Johnsonian attitude, four-square, his hands deep in his pockets to
+ keep himself still, and looking decidedly _volcanic_. We very soon
+ came to terms, and I left him there under promise to come to Clifton
+ as my colleague at the beginning of the following Term; and, needless
+ to say, St. Mary's Entry has had an additional interest to me ever
+ since. Sometimes I have wondered, and it would be worth a good deal
+ to know, what thoughts were crossing through that richly-furnished,
+ teeming brain as he stood there by St. Mary's Church, with Oriel
+ College in front of him, thoughts of his own struggles and triumphs,
+ and of all the great souls that had passed to and fro over the
+ pavement around him; and all set in the lurid background of the
+ undergraduate life to which he had been condemned as a servitor at
+ Christ Church."
+
+Was he happy in his many years' work at Clifton? On the whole, and with
+some reservation, we may say 'yes'--'yes,' although in the end he escaped
+from it gladly and enjoyed his escape. One side of him, no doubt, loathed
+formality and routine; he was, as he often proclaimed himself, a
+nature-loving, somewhat intractable Celt; and if one may hint at a fault
+in him, it was that now and then he soon _tired_. A man so spendthrift of
+emotion is bound at times to knock on the bottom of his emotional coffers;
+and no doubt he was true _to a mood_ when he wrote--
+
+ "I'm here at Clifton, grinding at the mill
+ My feet for thrice nine barren years have trod,
+ But there are rocks and waves at Scarlett still,
+ And gorse runs riot in Glen Chass--thank God!
+
+ "Alert, I seek exactitude of rule,
+ I step and square my shoulders with the squad,
+ But there are blaeberries on old Barrule,
+ And Langness has its heather still--thank God!"
+
+--With the rest of the rebellious stanzas. We may go farther and allow
+that he played with the mood until he sometimes forgot on which side lay
+seriousness and on which side humour. Still it _was_ a mood; and it was
+Brown, after all, who wrote 'Planting':--
+
+ "Who would be planted chooseth not the soil
+ Or here or there,
+ Or loam or peat,
+ Wherein he best may grow
+ And bring forth guerdon of the planter's toil--
+ The lily is most fair,
+ But says not' I will only blow
+ Upon a southern land'; the cedar makes no coil
+ What rock shall owe
+ The springs that wash his feet;
+ The crocus cannot arbitrate the foil
+ That for his purple radiance is most meet--
+ Lord, even so
+ I ask one prayer,
+ The which if it be granted,
+ It skills not where
+ Thou plantest me, only I would be planted."
+
+ "You don't care for school-work," he writes to an Old Cliftonian.
+ . . . "I demur to your statement that when you take up
+ schoolmastering your leisure for this kind of thing will be
+ practically gone. Not at all. If you have the root of the matter in
+ you the school-work will insist upon this kind of thing as a relief.
+ My plan always was to recognise two lives as necessary--the one the
+ outer Kapelistic life of drudgery, the other the inner and cherished
+ life of the spirit. It is true that the one has a tendency to kill
+ the other, but it must not, and you must see that it does not. . . .
+ The pedagogic is needful for bread and butter, also for a certain
+ form of joy; of the inner life you know what I think."
+
+These are wise words, and I believe they represent Brown more truly than
+utterances which only seem more genuine because less deliberate. He was
+as a house master excellent, with an excellence not achievable by men
+whose hearts are removed from their work: he awoke and enjoyed fervent
+friendships and the enthusiastic admiration of many youngsters; he must
+have known of these enthusiasms, and was not the man to condemn them; he
+had the abiding assurance of assisting in a kind of success which he
+certainly respected. He longed for the day of emancipation, to return to
+his Island; he was impatient; but I must decline to believe he was
+unhappy.
+
+Indeed, his presence sufficiently denied it. How shall I describe him?
+A sturdy, thick-set figure, inclining to rotundity, yet athletic; a face
+extraordinarily mobile; bushy, grey eyebrows; eyes at once deeply and
+radiantly human, yet holding the primitive faun in their coverts; a broad
+mouth made for broad, natural laughter, hearty without lewdness. "There
+are nice Rabelaisians, and there are nasty; but the latter are not
+Rabelaisians. I have an idea," he claimed, "that my judgment within this
+area is infallible." And it was. All honest laughter he welcomed as a
+Godlike function.
+
+ "God sits upon His hill,
+ And sees the shadows fly;
+ And if He laughs at fools, why should He not?"
+
+And for that matter, why should not we? Though at this point his fine
+manners intervened, correcting, counselling moderation. "I am certain God
+made fools for us to enjoy, but there must be _an economy of joy_ in the
+presence of a fool; you must not betray your enjoyment." Imagine all this
+overlaid with a certain portliness of bearing, suggestive of the
+high-and-dry Oxford scholar. Add something of the parsonic (he was
+ordained deacon before leaving Oxford, but did not proceed to priest's
+orders till near the end of his time at Clifton); add a simple natural
+piety which purged the parsonic of all "churchiness."
+
+ "This silence and solitude are to me absolute food," he writes from
+ the Clifton College Library on the morning of Christmas Day, 1875,
+ "especially after all the row and worry at the end of Term. . . .
+ Where are the men and women? Well, now look here, you'll not mention
+ it again. They're all in church. See how good God is! See how He
+ has placed these leitourgic traps in which people, especially
+ disagreeable people, get caught--and lo! the universe for me!!! me--
+ me. . . ."
+
+I have mentioned his fine manners, and with a certain right, since it once
+fell to me--a blundering innocent in the hands of fate--to put them to
+severest proof. A candidate for a scholarship at Clifton--awkward, and
+abominably conscious of it, and sensitive--I had been billeted on Brown's
+hospitality without his knowledge. The mistake (I cannot tell who was
+responsible) could not be covered out of sight; it was past all aid of
+kindly dissimulation by the time Brown returned to the house to find the
+unwelcome guest bathing in shame upon his doorstep. Can I say more than
+that he took me into the family circle--by no means an expansive one, or
+accustomed, as some are, to open gleefully to intruders--and for the
+inside of a week treated me with a consideration so quiet and pleasant, so
+easy yet attentive, that his dearest friend or most distinguished visitor
+could not have demanded more? A boy notes these things, and remembers.
+ . . . "If I lose my manners," Mr. Irwin quotes him as saying once over
+some trivial forgetfulness, "what is to become of me?" He was shy, too,
+like the most of his countrymen--"jus' the shy "--but with a proud reserve
+as far removed as possible from sham humility--being all too sensible and
+far too little of a fool to blink his own eminence of mind, though willing
+on all right occasions to forget it. "Once," records Mr. Irwin, "when I
+remarked on the omission of his name in an article on 'Minor Poets' in one
+of the magazines, he said, with a smile, 'Perhaps I am among the major!'"
+That smile had just sufficient irony--no more.
+
+To this we may add a passion for music and a passion for external nature--
+external to the most of us, but so closely knit with his own that to be
+present at his ecstasies was like assisting a high priest of elemental
+mysteries reserved for him and beyond his power to impart. And yet we are
+beating about the bush and missing the essential man, for he was
+imprehensible--"Volcanic," the Bishop of Hereford calls him, and must go
+to the Bay of Naples to fetch home a simile:
+
+ "We can find plenty of beauty in the familiar northern scenes; but we
+ miss the pent-up forces, the volcanic outbursts, the tropic glow, and
+ all the surprising manifold and tender and sweet-scented outpourings
+ of soil and sunshine, so spontaneous, so inexhaustibly rich, and with
+ the heat of a great fire burning and palpitating underneath all the
+ time."
+
+Natures more masterfully commanding I have known: never one more
+remarkable. In the mere possession of him, rather than in his direct
+influence, all Cliftonians felt themselves rich. We were at least as
+proud of him as Etonians of the author of "Ionica." But no comparisons
+will serve. Falstaffian--with a bent of homely piety; Johnsonian--with a
+fiery Celtic heat and a passionate adoration of nature: all such epithets
+fail as soon as they are uttered. The man was at once absolute and
+Protean: entirely sincere, and yet a different being to each separate
+friend. "There was no getting to the end of Brown."
+
+I have said that we--those of us, at any rate, who were not of Brown's
+House--were conscious of a rich and honourable possession in him, rather
+than of an active influence. Yet that influence must not be underrated.
+Clifton, as I first knew it, was already a great school, although less
+than twenty years old. But, to a new-comer, even more impressive than its
+success among schools, or its aspirations, was a firmness of tradition
+which (I dare to say) would have been remarkable in a foundation of five
+times its age. It had already its type of boy; and having discovered it
+and how to produce it, fell something short of tolerance towards other
+types. For the very reason which allows me with decency to call the type
+an admirable one, I may be excused for adding that the tradition demanded
+some patience of those who could not easily manage to conform with it.
+But there the tradition stood, permanently rooted in a school not twenty
+years old. Is it fanciful to hold that Brown's passion for 'continuity'
+had much to do with planting and confirming it? Mr. Irwin quotes for us a
+passage from one of his sermons to the school: "Suffer no chasm to
+interrupt this glorious tradition. . . . Continuous life . . . that is
+what we want--to feel the pulses of hearts that are now dust." Did this
+passage occur, I wonder, in the sermon of which I rather remember a
+fierce, hopeless, human protest against 'change and decay'?--the voice
+ringing down on each plea, "What do the change-and-decay people say to
+_that?_"
+
+"I postulate the continuity." Vain postulate it often seems, yet of all
+life Brown demanded it. Hear him as he speaks of his wife's death in a
+letter to a friend:--
+
+ "My dear fellow-sufferer, what is it after all? Why this sinking of
+ the heart, this fainting, sorrowing of the spirit? There is no
+ separation: life is continuous. All that was stable and good, good
+ and therefore stable, in our union with the loved one, is
+ unquestionably permanent, will endure for ever. It cannot be
+ otherwise. . . . When love has done its full work, has wrought soul
+ into soul so that every fibre has become part of the common life--
+ _quis separabit?_ Can you conceive yourself as existing at all
+ without _her?_ No, you can't; well, then, it follows that you don't,
+ and never will."
+
+I believe it to have been this passion for continuity that bound and kept
+him so absolute a Manxman, drawing his heart so persistently back to the
+Island that there were times (one may almost fancy) when the prospect of
+living his life out to the end elsewhere seemed to him a treachery to his
+parents' dust. I believe this same passion drew him--master as he was of
+varied and vocal English--to clothe the bulk of his poetry in the Manx
+dialect, and thereby to miss his mark with the public, which inevitably
+mistook him for a rustic singer, a man of the people, imperfectly
+educated.
+
+ "I would not be forgotten in this land."--
+
+This line of another true poet of curiously similar temperament[1]
+has haunted me through the reading of Brown's published letters.
+But Brown's was no merely selfish craving for continuity--to be
+remembered. By a fallacy of thought, perhaps, but by a very noble one, he
+transferred the ambition to those for whom he laboured. His own terror
+that Time might obliterate the moment:
+
+ "And all this personal dream be fled,"
+
+Became for his countrymen a very spring of helpfulness. _Antiquam
+exquirite matrem_--he would do that which they, in poverty and the stress
+of earning daily bread, were careless to do--would explore for them the
+ancient springs of faith and custom.
+
+ "Dear countrymen, whate'er is left to us
+ Of ancient heritage--
+ Of manners, speech, of humours, polity,
+ The limited horizon of our stage--
+ Old love, hope, fear,
+ All this I fain would fix upon the page;
+ That so the coming age,
+ Lost in the empire's mass,
+ Yet haply longing for their fathers, here
+ May see, as in a glass,
+ What they held dear--
+ May say, ''Twas thus and thus
+ They lived'; and as the time-flood onward rolls
+ Secure an anchor for their Keltic souls."
+
+This was his task, and the public of course set him down for a rustic.
+"What ought I to do?" he demands. "Shall I put on my next title-page,
+'Late Fellow of Oriel, etc.'? or am I always to abide under this ironic
+cloak of rusticity?" To be sure, on consideration (if the public ever
+found time to consider), the language and feeling of the poems were
+penetrated with scholarship. He entered his countrymen's hearts; but he
+also could, and did, stand outside and observe them with affectionate,
+comprehending humour. Scholarship saved him, too--not always, but as a
+rule--from that emotional excess to which he knew himself most dangerously
+prone. He assigns it confidently to his Manx blood; but his mother was
+Scottish by descent, and from my experience of what the Lowland Scot can
+do in the way of pathos when he lets himself go, I take leave to doubt
+that the Manxman was wholly to blame. There can, however, be no doubt
+that the author of "The Doctor," of "Catherine Kinrade," of "Mater
+Dolorosa," described himself accurately as a "born sobber," or that an
+acquired self-restraint saved him from a form of intemperance by which of
+late our literature has been somewhat too copiously afflicted.
+
+To scholarship, too, imposed upon and penetrating a taste naturally
+catholic, we owe the rare flavour of the many literary judgments scattered
+about his letters. They have a taste of native earth, beautifully
+rarefied: to change the metaphor, they illuminate the page with a kind of
+lambent common sense. For a few examples:--
+
+ "I have also read a causerie on Virgil and one on Theocritus. So many
+ French _litterateurs_ give me the idea that they don't go nearer the
+ Greek authors than the Latin translations. . . . Sainte Beuve
+ [_Nouveaux Lundis_, vii. 1--52, on 'The Greek Anthology'] is an
+ enthusiastic champion for our side, but, oddly enough, he never
+ strikes me as knowing much about the matter!"
+
+ "Your Latin verses [translating Cowley] I greatly enjoy. The dear old
+ Abraham goes straight off into your beautiful lines. Of course he
+ has not a scrap of modern _impedimenta_. You go through the customs
+ at the frontier with a whistle and a smile. You have _nothing to
+ declare_. The blessed old man by your side is himself a Roman to
+ begin with, and you pass together as cheerfully as possible. . . ."
+
+ "I have also been reading Karl Elze's _Essays on Shakespeare_.
+ He is not bad, but don't you resent the imperturbable confidence of
+ men who, after attributing a play of Shakespeare's to two authors,
+ proceed to suggest a third, urged thereto by some fatuous and
+ self-sought exigency?"
+
+ "Did you ever try to write a Burns song? I mean the equivalent in
+ ordinary English of his Scotch. Can it be done? A Yorkshireman--
+ could he do it? A Lancashire man (Waugh)? I hardly think so.
+ The Ayrshire dialect has a _Schwung_ and a confidence that no-English
+ county can pretend to. Our dialects are apologetic things,
+ half-ashamed, half-insolent. Burns has no doubts, and for his
+ audience unhesitatingly demands the universe. . . ."
+
+ "There is an ethos in Fitzgerald's letters which is so exquisitely
+ idyllic as to be almost heavenly. He takes you with him, exactly
+ accommodating his pace to yours, walks through meadows so tranquil,
+ and yet abounding in the most delicate surprises. And these
+ surprises seem so familiar, just as if they had originated with
+ yourself. What delicious blending! What a perfect interweft of
+ thought and diction! What a _sweet_ companion!"
+
+Lastly, let me quote a passage in which his thoughts return to Clifton,
+where it had been suggested that Greek should be omitted from the ordinary
+form-routine and taught in "sets," or separate classes:--
+
+ "This is disturbing about Greek, 'set' Greek. Yes, you would fill
+ your school to overflowing, of course you would, so long as other
+ places did not abandon the old lines. But it would be detestable
+ treachery to the cause of education, of humanity. To me the
+ _learning_ of any blessed thing is a matter of little moment.
+ Greek is not learned by nineteen-twentieths of our Public School
+ boys. But it is a baptism into a cult, a faith, not more irrational
+ than other faiths or cults; the baptism of a regeneration which
+ releases us from I know not what original sin. And if a man does not
+ see that, he is a fool, such a fool that I shouldn't wonder if he
+ gravely asked me to explain what I meant by original sin in such a
+ connection. . . ."
+
+So his thoughts reverted to the school he had left in 1892. In October,
+1897, he returned to it on a visit. He was the guest of one of the house
+masters, Mr. Tait, and on Friday evening, October 29th, gave an address to
+the boys of the house. He had spoken for some minutes with brightness and
+vigour, when his voice grew thick and he was seen to stagger. He died in
+less than two hours.
+
+His letters have been collected and piously given to the world by Mr.
+Irwin, one of his closest friends. By far the greatest number of them
+belong to those last five years in the Island--the happiest, perhaps, of
+his life, certainly the happiest temperamentally. "Never the time and the
+place . . ." but at least Brown was more fortunate than most men.
+He realised his dream, and it did not disappoint him. He could not carry
+off his friends to share it (and it belongs to criticism of these volumes
+to say that he was exceptionally happy in his friends), but he could
+return and visit them or stay at home and write to them concerning the
+realisation, and be sure they understood. Therefore, although we desire
+more letters of the Clifton period--although twenty years are omitted,
+left blank to us--those that survive confirm a fame which, although never
+wide, was always unquestioned within its range. There could be no
+possibility of doubt concerning Brown. He was absolute. He lived a
+fierce, shy, spiritual life; a wise man, keeping the child in his heart:
+he loved much and desired permanence in the love of his kind.
+"Diuturnity," says his great seventeenth-century namesake, "is a dream and
+folly of expectation. There is nothing strictly immortal but
+immortality." And yet, _prosit amasse!_
+
+The railway took me on to Oxford--
+
+ "Like faithful hound returning
+ For old sake's sake to each loved track
+ With heart and memory burning."
+
+"I well remember," writes Mrs. Green of her husband, the late John Richard
+Green, "the passionate enthusiasm with which he watched from the train for
+the first sight of the Oxford towers against the sky:" and although our
+enthusiasm nowadays has to feed on a far tamer view than that which
+saluted our forefathers when the stage-coach topped the rise of Shotover
+and its passengers beheld the city spread at their feet, yet what faithful
+son of Oxford can see her towers rise above the water-meadows and re-greet
+them without a thrill?
+
+In the year 1688, and in a book entitled _The Guardian's Instruction_,
+a Mr. Stephen Penton gave the world a pleasing and lifelike little
+narrative--superior, in my opinion, to anything in _Verdant Green_--
+telling us how a reluctant father was persuaded to send his son to Oxford;
+what doubts, misgivings, hesitations he had, and how they were overcome.
+I take the story to be fictitious. It is written in the first person,
+professedly by the hesitating parent: but the parent can hardly have been
+Penton, for the story will not square with what we know of his life.
+The actual Penton was born, it seems, in 1640, and educated at Winchester
+and New College; proceeded to his fellowship, resided from 1659 to 1670,
+and was Principal of St. Edmund's Hall from 1675 to 1683. He appears to
+have been chaplain to the Earl of Aylesbury, and, according to Antony a
+Wood, possessed a "rambling head." He died in 1706.
+
+The writer in _The Guardian's Instruction_ is portrayed for us--or is
+allowed to portray himself--rather as an honest country squire, who had
+himself spent a year or so of his youth at the University, but had
+withdrawn when Oxford was invaded by the Court and the trouble between
+King Charles and Parliament came to a head: and "God's grace, the Good
+example of my parents, and a natural love of virtue secured me so far as
+to leave Oxford, though not much more learned, yet not much worse than I
+came thither." A chill testimonial! In short, the old squire (as I will
+take leave to call him) nursed a somewhat crotchety detestation of the
+place, insomuch "that when I came to have children, I did almost _swear_
+them in their childhood never to be friends with Oxford."
+
+He tried his eldest son with a course of foreign travel as a substitute
+for University training; but this turned out a failure, and he had the
+good sense to acknowledge his mistake. So for his second boy he cast
+about to find a profession; "but what course to take I was at a loss:
+Cambridge was so far off, I could not have an eye upon him; Oxford I was
+angry with."
+
+In this fix he consulted with a neighbour, "an old grave learned divine,"
+and rigid Churchman, who confessed that many of the charges against Oxford
+were well grounded, but averred that the place was mending. The truth
+was, the University had been loyal to the monarchy all through the
+Commonwealth times; and when Oliver Cromwell was dead, and Richard
+dismounted, its members perceived, through the maze of changes and
+intrigues, that in a little time the heart of the nation would revert to
+the government which twenty years before it had hated. And their
+impatient hopes of this "made the scholars talk aloud, drink healths, and
+curse Meroz in the very streets; insomuch that when the King came in, they
+were not only like them that dream, but like them who are out of their
+wits, mad, stark, staring mad." This unholy 'rag' (to modernise the old
+gentleman's language) continued for a twelvemonth: that is to say, until
+the Vice-Chancellor--holding that the demonstration, like Miss Mary
+Bennet's pianoforte playing in _Pride and Prejudice_, had delighted the
+company long enough--put his foot down. And from that time the University
+became sober, modest, and studious as perhaps any in Europe. The old
+gentleman wound up with some practical advice, and a promise to furnish
+the squire with a letter of recommendation to one of the best tutors in
+Oxford.
+
+Thus armed, the squire (though still with misgivings) was not long in
+getting on horseback with his wife, his daughters, and his young hopeful,
+and riding off to Oxford, where at first it seemed that his worst
+suspicions would be confirmed; "for at ten o'clock in the inn, there arose
+such a roaring and singing that my hair stood on end, and my former
+prejudices were so heightened that I resolved to lose the journey and
+carry back my son again, presuming that no noise in Oxford could be made
+but _scholars_ must do it,"--a hoary misconception still cherished, or
+until recently, by the Metropolitan Police and the Oxford City Bench.
+In this instance a proctor intervened, and quelled the disturbance by
+sending 'two young pert townsmen' to prison; "and quickly came to my
+chamber, and perceiving my boy designed for a gown, told me that it was
+for the preservation of such fine youths as he that the proctors made so
+bold with gentlemen's lodgings." The squire had some talk with this
+dignitary, who was a man of presence and suitable address, and of
+sufficient independence to deny--not for the first time in history--that
+dons were overpaid.
+
+Next morning the whole family trooped off to call upon the tutor whom
+their old neighbour had recommended. Oddly enough, the tutor seemed by no
+means overwhelmed by the honour. "I thought to have found him mightily
+pleased with the opinion we had of his conduct, and the credit of having a
+gentleman's son under his charge, and the father with cap in hand.
+Instead of all this he talked at a rate as if the gentry were _obliged_ to
+tutors more than tutors to them." The tutor, in short, was decidedly tart
+in his admonitions to this honest family--he did not forget, either, to
+assure them that (_generally_) a college tutor was worse paid than a
+dancing-master. Here is a specimen of his advice--sound and practical
+enough in its way:--
+
+ "I understand by one of your daughters that you have brought him up a
+ _fine padd_ to keep here for his health's sake. Now I will tell you
+ the use of an horse in Oxford, and then do as you think fit.
+ The horse must be kept at an _ale-house_ or an _inn_, and he must
+ have leave to go once _every day_ to see him eat oats, because the
+ master's eye makes him fat; and it will not be genteel to go often
+ to an house and spend nothing; and then there may be some danger of
+ the horse growing _resty_ if he be not used often, so you must give
+ him leave to go to _Abingdon_ once every week, to look out of the
+ tavern window and see the maids sell turnips; and in one month or
+ two come home with a surfeit of poisoned wine, and save _any
+ farther trouble_ by dying, and then you will be troubled to send
+ for your horse _again_. . . ."
+
+The humour of college tutors has not greatly altered in two hundred years.
+I have known one or two capable of the sardonic touch in those concluding
+words. But conceive its effect upon the squire's lady and daughters!
+No: you need not trouble to do so, for the squire describes it: "When the
+tutor was gone out of the room, I asked how they liked the person and his
+converse. My boy clung about his mother and cry'd to go home again, and
+she had no more wit than to be of the same mind; she thought him too
+weakly to undergo so much hardship as she foresaw was to be expected.
+My daughter, who (instead of catechism and _Lady's Calling_) had been used
+to read nothing but speeches in romances, and hearing nothing of _Love_
+and _Honour_ in all the talk, fell into downright _scolding_ at him;
+call'd him the _merest_ scholar; and if this were your _Oxford_ breeding,
+they had rather he should go to _Constantinople_ to learn manners!
+But I, who was older and understood the language, call'd them all great
+fools. . . ."
+
+On the tutor's return they begged to have his company at dinner, at their
+inn: but he declined, kept the young man to dine with him, and next day
+invited the family to luncheon. They accepted, fully expecting (after the
+austerity of his discourse) to be starved: "and the girles drank
+chocolette at no rate in the morning, for fear of the _worst_." But they
+were by no means starved. "It was very pleasant," the squire confesses,
+"to see, when we came, the _constrain'd_ artifice of an unaccustomed
+complement." There were silver tankards 'heaped upon one another,'
+'napkins some twenty years younger than the rest,' and glasses 'fit for a
+_Dutchman_ at an _East-India Return_.' The dinner was full enough for
+ten. "I was asham'd, but would not disoblige him, considering with myself
+that I should put this man to such a charge of forty shillings at least,
+to entertain me; when for all his honest care and pains he is to have but
+forty or fifty shillings a quarter; so that for one whole quarter he must
+doe the drudgery to my son for nothing." After dinner, our good squire
+strolled off to a public bowling-green, "that being the onely recreation I
+can affect." And "coming in, I saw half a score of the finest youths the
+sun, I think, ever shined upon. They walked to and fro, with their hands
+in their pockets, to see a match played by some scholars and some
+gentlemen fam'd for their skill. I gaped also and stared as a man in his
+way would doe; but a country ruff gentleman, being like to _lose_, did
+swear, at such a rate that my heart did grieve that those fine young men
+should _hear_ it, and know there was such a thing as swearing in the
+kingdom. Coming to my lodging, I charged my son never to go to such
+publick places unless he resolved to quarrel with me."
+
+And so, having settled the lad and fitted him up with good advice,
+the father, mother, and sisters returned home. But the squire, being
+summoned to Oxford shortly after to "sit in _parliament_" (presumably in
+the last Parliament held at Oxford, in March, 1681), took that opportunity
+to walk the streets and study the demeanour of the "scholars." And this
+experiment would seem to have finally satisfied him. "I walk'd the
+streets as late as most people, and never in ten days ever saw any scholar
+rude or disordered: so that as I grow old, and more engaged to speak the
+_truth_, I do repent of the _ill-opinion_ I have had of that place,
+and hope to be farther obliged by a very good _account_ of my son."
+
+Old Stephen Penton may have had a rambling head; but unless I have thumbed
+the bloom off his narrative in my attempt to summarise it, the reader will
+allow that he knew how to write. He gives us the whole scene in the
+fewest possible touches: he wastes no words in describing the personages
+in his small comedy--comic idyll I had rather call it, for after a fashion
+it reminds me of the immortal chatter between Gorgo and Praxinoe in the
+fifteenth idyll of Theocritus. There the picture is: the honest
+opinionated country squire; the acidulous tutor; the coltish son; the
+fond, foolish, fussing mother; the prinking young ladies with their curls
+and romantic notions; the colours of all as fresh as if laid on yesterday,
+the humour quite untarnished after two hundred years. And I wonder the
+more at the vivacity of this little sketch because, as many writers have
+pointed out, no one has yet built upon University life a novel of anything
+like first-class merit, and the conclusion has been drawn that the
+elements of profound human interest are wanting in that life. "Is this
+so?" asks the editor of Stephen Penton's reminiscences in a volume
+published by the Oxford Historical Society--
+
+ "In spite of the character given to Oxford of being a city of short
+ memories and abruptly-ended friendships, in spite of the inchoative
+ qualities of youths of eighteen or twenty, especially in respect to
+ the 'ruling passion' so dear to novelists, yet surely in the three or
+ four years spent at Oxford by an incredible company of young students
+ 'fresh from public schools, and not yet tossed about and hardened in
+ the storms of life'--some of them Penton's 'finest youths,' some
+ obviously otherwise--there must be, one would think, abundance of
+ romantic incident awaiting its Thackeray or Meredith. For how many
+ have these years been the turning point of a life! . . ."
+
+There at any rate is the fact: _the_ novel of University life has not been
+written yet, and perhaps never will be. I am not at all sure that _The
+Adventures of Mr. Verdant Green_ do not mark the nearest approach to it--
+save the mark! And I am not at all sure that _The Adventures of Mr.
+Verdant Green_ can be called a novel at all, while I am quite certain it
+cannot be called a novel of first-class merit. _Tom Brown at Oxford_
+still counts its admirers, and has, I hear, attained the dignity of
+translation into French; but Tom Brown, though robust enough, never seemed
+to get over his transplantation from Rugby--possibly because his author's
+heart remained at Rugby. 'Loss and Gain' is not a book for the many; and
+the many never did justice to Mr. Hermann Merivale's 'Faucit of Balliol'
+or Mr. St. John Tyrwhitt's 'Hugh Heron of Christ Church.' Neither of
+these two novels obtained the hearing it deserved--and 'Faucit of Balliol'
+was a really remarkable book: but neither of them aimed at giving a full
+picture of Oxford life. And the interest of Miss Broughton's 'Belinda'
+and Mr. Hardy's 'Jude the Obscure' lies outside the proctor's rounds.
+Yes (and humiliating as the confession may be), with all its crudities and
+absurdities, _Verdant Green_ does mark the nearest approach yet made to a
+representative Oxford novel.
+
+How comes this? Well, to begin with, _Verdant Green_, with all his
+faults, did contrive to be exceedingly youthful and high-spirited. And in
+the second place, with all its faults, it did convey some sense of what I
+may call the 'glamour' of Oxford. Now the University, on its part, being
+fed with a constant supply of young men between the ages of eighteen and
+twenty, does contrive, with all its faults, to keep up a fair show of
+youth and high spirits; and even their worst enemies will admit that
+Oxford and Cambridge wear, in the eyes of their sons at any rate, a
+certain glamour. You may argue that glamour is glamour, an illusion which
+will wear off in time; an illusion, at all events, and to be treated as
+such by the wise author intent on getting at truth. To this I answer
+that, while it lasts, this glamour is just as much a fact as _The Times_
+newspaper, or St. Paul's Cathedral, just as real a feature of Oxford as
+Balliol College, or the river, or the Vice-Chancellor's poker: and until
+you recognise it for a fact and a feature of the place, and allow for it,
+you have not the faintest prospect of realising Oxford. Each succeeding
+generation finds that glamour, or brings it; and each generation, as it
+passes, deems that its successor has either found or brought less of it.
+But the glamour is there all the while. In turning over a book the other
+day, written in 1870 by the Rev. Robert Stephen Hawker, I come on this
+passage:--
+
+ "When I recall my own undergraduate life of thirty years and upwards
+ agone, I feel, notwithstanding modern vaunt, the _laudator temporis
+ acti_ earnest within me yet, and strong. Nowadays, as it seems to
+ me, there is but little originality of character in the still famous
+ University; a dread of eccentric reputation appears to pervade
+ College and Hall: every 'Oxford man,' to adopt the well-known name,
+ is subdued into sameness within and without, controlled as it were
+ into copyism and mediocrity by the smoothing-iron of the nineteenth
+ century. Whereas _in_ my time and before it there were distinguished
+ names, famous in every mouth for original achievements and 'deeds of
+ daring-do.' There were giants in those days--men of varied renown--
+ and they arose and won for themselves in strange fields of fame,
+ record and place. Each became in his day a hero of the Iliad or
+ Odyssey of Oxford life--a kind of Homeric man."
+
+To which I am constrained to reply, "Mere stuff and nonsense!"
+Mr. Hawker--and more credit to him--carried away Homeric memories of his
+own seniors and contemporaries. But was it in nature that Mr. Hawker
+should discover Homeric proportions in the feats of men thirty years his
+juniors? How many of us, I ask, are under any flattering illusion about
+the performances of our juniors? We cling to the old fond falsehood that
+there were giants in _our_ days. We honestly believed they were giants; it
+would hurt us to abandon that belief. It does not hurt us in the least to
+close the magnifying-glass upon the feats of those who follow us.
+But this generation, too, will have its magnifying-glass. "There were
+giants in our days?" To be sure there were; and there are giants, too, in
+these, but others, not we, have the eyes to see them.
+
+Say that the scales have fallen from our eyes. Very well, we must e'en
+put them on again if we would write a novel of University life. And, be
+pleased to note, it does not follow, because we see the place differently
+now, that we see it more truly. Also, it does not follow, because Oxford
+during the last twenty years has, to the eye of the visitor, altered very
+considerably, that the characteristics of Oxford have altered to anything
+like the same extent. Undoubtedly they have been modified by the
+relaxation and suspension of the laws forbidding Fellows to marry.
+Undoubtedly the brisk growth of red-brick houses along the north of the
+city, the domestic hearths, afternoon teas and perambulators, and all
+things covered by the opprobrious name of "Parks-system," have done
+something to efface the difference between Oxford and other towns.
+But on the whole I think they have done surprisingly little.
+
+
+
+Speaking as a writer of novels, then, I should say that to write a good
+novel entirely concerned with Oxford lies close upon impossibility, and
+will prophesy that, if ever it comes to be achieved, it will be a story of
+friendship. But her glamour is for him to catch who can, whether in prose
+or rhyme.
+
+ ALMA MATER.
+
+ Know you her secret none can utter?
+ Hers of the Book, the tripled Crown?
+ Still on the spire the pigeons flutter;
+ Still by the gateway flits the gown;
+ Still on the street, from corbel and gutter,
+ Faces of stone look down.
+
+ Faces of stone, and other faces--
+ Some from library windows wan
+ Forth on her gardens, her green spaces
+ Peer and turn to their books anon.
+ Hence, my Muse, from the green oases
+ Gather the tent, begone!
+
+ Nay, should she by the pavement linger
+ Under the rooms where once she played,
+ Who from the feast would rise and fling her
+ One poor _sou_ for her serenade?
+ One poor laugh from the antic finger
+ Thrumming a lute string frayed?
+
+ Once, my dear--but the world was young then--
+ Magdalen elms and Trinity limes--
+ Lissom the blades and the backs that swung then.
+ Eight good men in the 'good old times--
+ Careless we, and the chorus flung then
+ Under St. Mary's chimes!
+
+ Reins lay loose and the ways led random--
+ Christ Church meadow and Iffley track--
+ 'Idleness horrid and dogcart' (tandem)--
+ Aylesbury grind and Bicester pack--
+ Pleasant our lines, and faith! we scanned 'em:
+ Having that artless knack.
+
+ Come, old limmer, the times grow colder:
+ Leaves of the creeper redden and fall.
+ Was it a hand then clapped my shoulder?
+ --Only the wind by the chapel wall.
+ Dead leaves drift on the lute; so . . . fold her
+ Under the faded shawl.
+
+ Never we wince, though none deplore us,
+ We, who go reaping that we sowed;
+ Cities at cock-crow wake before us--
+ Hey, for the lilt of the London road!
+ One look back, and a rousing chorus!
+ Never a palinode!
+
+ Still on her spire the pigeons hover;
+ Still by her gateway haunts the gown;
+ Ah, but her secret? You, young lover,
+ Drumming her old ones forth from town,
+ Know you the secret none discover?
+ Tell it--when _you_ go down.
+
+ Yet if at length you seek her, prove her,
+ Lean to her whispers never so nigh;
+ Yet if at last not less her lover
+ You in your hansom leave the High;
+ Down from her towers a ray shall hover--
+ Touch you, a passer-by!
+
+[1] "The Quest of the Sangraal," R. S. Hawker.
+
+
+
+JUNE.
+
+
+
+
+The following verses made their appearance some years ago in the pages of
+the _Pall Mall Magazine_. Since then (I am assured) they have put a
+girdle round the world, and threaten, if not to keep pace with the banjo
+hymned by Mr. Kipling, at least to become the most widely-diffused of
+their author's works. I take it to be of a piece with his usual
+perversity that until now they have never been republished except for
+private amusement.
+
+They belong to a mood, a moment, and I cannot be at pains to rewrite a
+single stanza, even though an allusion to 'Oom Paul' cries out to be
+altered or suppressed. But, after all, the allusion is not likely to
+trouble President Kruger's massive shade as it slouches across the Elysian
+fields; and after all, though he became our enemy, he remained a
+sportsman. So I hope we may glance at his name in jest without a
+suspicion of mocking at the tragedy of his fate.
+
+ THE FAMOUS BALLAD OF THE JUBILEE CUP.
+
+ You may lift me up in your arms, lad, and turn my face to the sun,
+ For a last look back at the dear old track where the Jubilee Cup was
+ won;
+ And draw your chair to my side, lad--no, thank ye, I feel no pain--
+ For I'm going out with the tide, lad, but I'll tell you the tale
+ again.
+
+ I'm seventy-nine, or nearly, and my head it has long turned grey,
+ But it all comes back as clearly as though it was yesterday--
+ The dust, and the bookies shouting around the clerk of the scales,
+ And the clerk of the course, and the nobs in force, and
+ Is 'Ighness, the Prince of Wales.
+
+ 'Twas a nine-hole thresh to wind'ard, but none of us cared for that,
+ With a straight run home to the service tee, and a finish along the
+ flat.
+ "Stiff?" Ah, well you may say it! Spot-barred, and at
+ five-stone-ten!
+ But at two and a bisque I'd ha' run the risk; for I was a greenhorn
+ then.
+
+ So we stripped to the B. Race signal, the old red swallow-tail--
+ There was young Ben Bolt, and the Portland colt, and Aston Villa, and
+ Yale;
+ And W. G., and Steinitz, Leander, and The Saint,
+ And the German Emperor's Meteor, a-looking as fresh as paint;
+
+ John Roberts (scratch), and Safety Match, The Lascar, and Lorna
+ Doone,
+ Oom Paul (a bye), and Romany Rye, and me upon Wooden Spoon;
+ And some of us cut for partners, and some of us strung to baulk,
+ And some of us tossed for stations--But there, what use to talk?
+
+ Three-quarter-back on the Kingsclere crack was station enough for me,
+ With a fresh jackyarder blowing and the Vicarage goal a-lee!
+ And I leaned and patted her centre-bit, and eased the quid in her
+ cheek,
+ With a 'Soh, my lass!' and a 'Woa, you brute!'--for she could do all
+ but speak.
+
+ She was geared a thought too high, perhaps; she was trained a trifle
+ fine;
+ But she had the grand reach forward! _I_ never saw such a line!
+ Smooth-bored, clean-run, from her fiddle head with its dainty ear
+ half-cock,
+ Hard-bit, _pur sang_, from her overhang to the heel of her off hind
+ sock.
+
+ Sir Robert he walked beside me as I worked her down to the mark;
+ "There's money on this, my lad," said he, "and most of 'em's running
+ dark;
+ But ease the sheet if you're bunkered, and pack the scrimmages tight,
+ And use your slide at the distance, and we'll drink to your health
+ to-night!"
+
+ But I bent and tightened my stretcher. Said I to myself, said I,--
+ "John Jones, this here is the Jubilee Cup, and you have to do or die."
+ And the words weren't hardly spoken when the umpire shouted "Play!"
+ And we all kicked off from the Gasworks end with a "Yoicks!" and a
+ "Gone away!"
+
+ And at first I thought of nothing, as the clay flew by in lumps,
+ But stuck to the old Ruy Lopez, and wondered who'd call for trumps,
+ And luffed her close to the cushion, and watched each one as it
+ broke,
+ And in triple file up the Rowley mile we went like a trail of smoke.
+
+ The Lascar made the running: but he didn't amount to much,
+ For old Oom Paul was quick on the ball, and headed it back to touch;
+ And the whole first flight led off with the right, as The Saint took
+ up the pace,
+ And drove it clean to the putting green and trumped it there with an
+ ace.
+
+ John Roberts had given a miss in baulk, but Villa cleared with a
+ punt;
+ And keeping her service hard and low, The Meteor forged to the front,
+ With Romany Rye to windward at dormy and two to play,
+ And Yale close up--but a Jubilee Cup isn't run for every day.
+
+ We laid our course for the Warner--I tell you the pace was hot!
+ And again off Tattenham Corner a blanket covered the lot.
+ Check side! Check side! Now steer her wide! And barely an inch of
+ room,
+ With The Lascar's tail over our lee rail, and brushing Leander's
+ boom!
+
+ We were running as strong as ever--eight knots--but it couldn't last;
+ For the spray and the bails were flying, the whole field tailing
+ fast;
+ And the Portland colt had shot his bolt, and Yale was bumped at the
+ Doves,
+ And The Lascar resigned to Steinitz, stale-mated in fifteen moves.
+
+ It was bellows to mend with Roberts--starred three for a penalty
+ kick:
+ But he chalked his cue and gave 'em the butt, and Oom Paul scored the
+ trick--
+ "Off-side--no-ball--and at fourteen all! Mark cock! and two for his
+ nob!"--
+ When W. G. ran clean through his lee, and yorked him twice with a
+ lob.
+
+ He yorked him twice on a crumbling pitch, and wiped his eye with a
+ brace,
+ But his guy-rope split with the strain of it, and he dropped back out
+ of the race;
+ And I drew a bead on The Meteor's lead, and challenging none too
+ soon,
+ Bent over and patted her garboard strake, and called upon Wooden
+ Spoon.
+
+ She was all of a shiver forward, the spoondrift thick on her flanks,
+ But I'd brought her an easy gambit, and nursed her over the banks;
+ She answered her helm--the darling!--and woke up now with a rush,
+ While The Meteor's jock he sat like a rock--he knew we rode for his
+ brush!
+
+ There was no one else left in it. The Saint was using his whip,
+ And Safety Match, with a lofting catch, was pocketed deep at slip;
+ And young Ben Bolt with his niblick took miss at Leander's lunge,
+ But topped the net with the ricochet, and Steinitz threw up the
+ sponge.
+
+ But none of the lot could stop the rot--nay, don't ask _me_ to
+ stop!--
+ The Villa had called for lemons, Oom Paul had taken his drop,
+ And both were kicking the referee. Poor fellow! He done his best;
+ But, being in doubt, he'd ruled them out--which he always did when
+ pressed.
+
+ So, inch by inch, I tightened the winch, and chucked the sandbags
+ out--
+ I heard the nursery cannons pop, I heard the bookies shout:
+ "The Meteor wins!" "No, Wooden Spoon!" "Check!" "Vantage!"
+ "Leg before!"
+ "Last lap!" "Pass Nap!" At his saddle-flap I put up the helm and
+ wore.
+
+ You may overlap at the saddle-flap, and yet be loo'd on the tape:
+ And it all depends upon changing ends, how a seven-year-old will
+ shape;
+ It was tack and tack to the Lepe and back--a fair ding-dong to the
+ Ridge,
+ And he led by his forward canvas yet as we shot neath Hammersmith
+ Bridge.
+
+ He led by his forward canvas--he led from his strongest suit--
+ But along we went on a roaring scent, and at Fawley I gained a foot.
+ He fisted off with his jigger, and gave me his wash--too late!
+ Deuce--vantage--check! By neck and neck, we rounded into the
+ straight.
+
+ I could hear the 'Conquering 'Ero' a-crashing on Godfrey's band,
+ And my hopes fell sudden to zero, just there with the race in hand--
+ In sight of the Turf's Blue Ribbon, in sight of the umpire's tape,
+ As I felt the tack of her spinnaker crack, as I heard the steam
+ escape!
+
+ Had I lost at that awful juncture my presence of mind? . . . but no!
+ I leaned and felt for the puncture, and plugged it there with my toe
+ . . .
+ Hand over hand by the Members' Stand I lifted and eased her up,
+ Shot--clean and fair--to the crossbar there, and landed the Jubilee
+ Cup!
+
+ "The odd by a head, and leg before," so the Judge he gave the word:
+ And the Umpire shouted "Over!" but I neither spoke nor stirred.
+ They crowded round: for there on the ground I lay in a dead-cold
+ swoon,
+ Pitched neck and crop on the turf atop of my beautiful Wooden Spoon.
+
+ Her dewlap tire was punctured, her bearings all red-hot;
+ She'd a lolling tongue, and her bowsprit sprung, and her running gear
+ in a knot;
+ And amid the sobs of her backers, Sir Robert loosened her girth
+ And led her away to the knacker's. She had raced her last on earth!
+
+ But I mind me well of the tear that fell from the eye of our noble
+ Prince,
+ And the things he said as he tucked me in bed--and I've lain there
+ ever since;
+ Tho' it all gets mixed up queerly that happened before my spill,
+ --But I draw my thousand yearly: it'll pay for the doctor's bill.
+
+ I'm going out with the tide, lad.--You'll dig me a humble grave,
+ And whiles you will bring your bride, lad, and your sons
+ (if sons you have),
+ And there, when the dews are weeping, and the echoes murmur "Peace!"
+ And the salt, salt tide comes creeping and covers the popping-crease,
+
+ In the hour when the ducks deposit their eggs with a boasted force,
+ They'll look and whisper "How was it?" and you'll take them over the
+ course,
+ And your voice will break as you try to speak of the glorious first
+ of June,
+ When the Jubilee Cup, with John Jones up, was won upon Wooden Spoon.
+
+
+
+"To me," said a well-known authority upon education, "these athletics are
+the devil." To me no form of athletics is the devil but that of paying
+other people to be athletic for you; and this, unhappily--and partly, I
+believe, through our neglect to provide our elementary schools with decent
+playgrounds--is the form affected nowadays by large and increasing crowds
+of Englishmen. The youth of our urban populations would seem to be
+absorbed in this vicarious sport. It throngs the reading-rooms of free
+public libraries and working men's institutes in numbers which delight the
+reformer until he discovers that all this avidity is for racing tips and
+cricket or football "items." I am not, as a rule, a croaker; but I do not
+think the young Briton concerns himself as he did in the fifties, sixties,
+and seventies of the last century with poetry, history, politics, or
+indeed anything that asks for serious thought. I believe all this
+professional sport likely to be as demoralising for us as a nation as were
+the gladiatorial shows for Rome; and I cannot help attributing to it some
+measure of that combativeness at second-hand--that itch to fight anyone
+and everyone by proxy--which, abetted by a cheap press, has for twenty
+years been our curse.
+
+Curse or no curse, it is spreading; and something of its progress may be
+marked in the two following dialogues, the first of which was written in
+1897. Many of the names in it have already passed some way toward
+oblivion; but the moral, if I mistake not, survives them, and the warning
+has become more urgent than ever.
+
+
+
+ THE FIRST DIALOGUE ON CRICKET.
+
+ 1897.
+
+Some time in the summer of 1897--I think towards the end of August--I was
+whiling away the close of an afternoon in the agreeable twilight of
+Mr. D--'s bookshop in the Strand, when I heard my name uttered by some one
+who had just entered; and, turning about, saw my friend Verinder, in
+company with Grayson and a strapping youth of twenty or thereabouts, a
+stranger to me. Verinder and Grayson share chambers in the Temple, on the
+strength (it is understood) of a common passion for cricket. Longer ago
+than we care to remember--but Cambridge bowlers remember--Grayson was
+captain of the Oxford eleven. His contemporary, Verinder, never won his
+way into the team: he was a comparatively poor man and obliged to read,
+and reading spoiled his cricket. Therefore he had to content himself with
+knocking up centuries in college matches, and an annual performance among
+the Seniors. It was rumoured that Grayson--always a just youth, too--
+would have given him his blue, had not Verinder's conscientiousness been
+more than Roman. My own belief is that the distinction was never offered,
+and that Verinder liked his friend all the better for it. At the same
+time the disappointment of what at that time of life was a serious
+ambition may account for a trace of acidity which began, before he left
+college, to flavour his comments on human affairs, and has since become
+habitual to him.
+
+Verinder explained that he and his companions were on their way home from
+Lord's, where they had been 'assisting'--he laid an ironical stress on the
+word--in an encounter between Kent and Middlesex. "And, as we were
+passing, I dragged these fellows in, just to see if old D--' had
+anything." Verinder is a book-collector. "By the way, do you know Sammy
+Dawkins? You may call him the Boy when you make his better acquaintance
+and can forgive him for having chosen to go to Cambridge. Thebes did his
+green, unknowing youth engage, and--as the _Oxford Magazine_ gloomily
+prophesied--he bowls out Athens in his later age." The Boy laughed
+cheerfully and blushed. I felt a natural awe in holding out an
+exceedingly dusty hand to an athlete whose fame had already shaken the
+Antipodes. But it is the way of young giants to be amiable; and indeed
+this one saluted me with a respect which he afterwards accounted for
+ingenuously enough--"He always felt like that towards a man who had
+written a book: it seemed to him a tremendous thing to have done, don't
+you know?"
+
+I thought to myself that half an hour in Mr. D--'s shop (which contains
+new books as well as old) would correct his sense of the impressiveness of
+the feat. Indeed, I read a dawning trouble in the glance he cast around
+the shelves. "It takes a fellow's breath away," he confessed. "Such a
+heap of them! But then I've never been to the British Museum."
+
+"Then," said I, "you must be employing researchers for the book you are
+writing."
+
+"What?" he protested. "_Me_ writing a book? Not likely!"
+
+"An article for some magazine, then?"
+
+"Not a line."
+
+"Well, at least you have been standing for your photograph, to illustrate
+some book on Cricket that another fellow is writing."
+
+He laughed.
+
+"You have me there. Yes, I've been photographed in the act of bowling--
+'Before' and 'After': quite like Somebody's Hair Restorer."
+
+"Well," said I, "and I wish you had contributed to the letterpress, too.
+For the wonder to me is, not that you cricketers write books (for all the
+world wants to read them), but that you do it so prodigiously well."
+
+"Oh," said he, "you mean Ranji! But he's a terror."
+
+"I was thinking of him, of course; but of others as well. Here, for
+instance, is a book I have just bought, or rather an instalment of one:
+_The Encyclopaedia of Sport_, edited by the Earl of Suffolk and Berkshire,
+Mr. Hedley Peek, and Mr. Aflalo, published by Messrs. Lawrence and Bullen:
+Part IV., CHA to CRO. I turn to the article on Cricket, and am referred
+'for all questions connected with fast bowling, and for many questions
+associated with medium and slow' to 'the following paper by Tom
+Richardson.'"
+
+"Tom Richardson ought to know," put in Grayson.
+
+"Good Heavens!" said I, "I am not disputing that! But I remember Ruskin's
+insisting--I think in _Sesame and Lilies_--that no true artist ever talks
+much of his art. The greatest are silent. 'The moment,' says Ruskin,
+'a man can really do his work he becomes speechless about it. All words
+become idle to him--all theories.' And he goes on to ask, in his
+vivacious way, 'Does a bird theorise about building its nest?'
+Well, as to that one cannot be sure. But I take it we may call Richardson
+a true artist?"
+
+"Certainly we may."
+
+"And allow that he can really do his work?"
+
+"Rather!"
+
+"Then it seems to me that Ruskin's rule may apply to other arts, but not
+to Cricket. For here is Richardson not only talking about fast bowling,
+but expressing himself with signal ease and precision. Listen to this,
+for instance:--
+
+ "'A ball is said to _break_ when, on touching the ground, it deviates
+ sharply from its original line of flight.'
+
+"And again:--"
+
+ "'A ball is said to have 'spin' on it when it gains an acceleration of
+ pace, not necessarily a variation of direction, on touching the
+ ground.'
+
+"It would be hard, I think, to improve upon these definitions. But let me
+satisfy you that I was not exaggerating when I spoke of the dignity of
+Mr. Richardson's English style:--
+
+ "'The bowler, whether born or made, should cultivate and acquire a
+ high action and a good swing of arm and body, as such a delivery will
+ make the ball rise quickly and perpendicularly from the pitch; but
+ the action must at all costs be easy and free, qualities which
+ neither imitation nor education must allow to disappear.'
+
+"We often hear complaints--and reasonable ones for the most part--that the
+wage given to first-class professional cricketers is no longer adequate.
+But one of the pet arguments for increasing it is that their employment
+begins and ends with the summer. Now, I certainly think that, while
+bowlers write in this fashion, they can have little or nothing to dread
+from the winter months."
+
+"I declare," said Grayson, "I believe you are jealous!"
+
+"Well, and why not? For, mark you, Mr. Richardson's is no singular case,
+of which we might say--to comfort ourselves--that the Goddess of Cricket,
+whom he serves so mightily, has touched his lips and inspired him for a
+moment. Turn over these pages. We poor novelists, critics, men of
+letters, have no such paper, such type, as are lavished on the experts who
+write here upon their various branches of sport. _Our_ efforts are not
+illustrated by the Swan Engraving Company. And the rub for us is that
+these gentlemen deserve it all! I am not going to admit--to you, at any
+rate--that their subjects are of higher interest than ours, or of more
+importance to the world. But I confess that, as a rule, they make theirs
+more interesting. When Mr. C. B. Fry discourses about Long Jumping, or
+Mr. W. Ellis about Coursing, or Mr. F. C. J. Ford upon Australian Cricket,
+there are very few novelists to whom I had rather be listening. It cannot
+be mere chance that makes them all so eloquent; nor is it that they have
+all risen together to the height of a single great occasion; for though
+each must have felt it a great occasion when he was invited to assist in
+this sumptuous work, I remarked a similar eloquence in those who
+contributed, the other day, to Messrs. Longmans' 'Badminton Library.'
+When sportsmen take to writing admirable English, and peers of the realm
+to editing it, I hardly see where we poor men of letters can expect to
+come in."
+
+"The only cure that I can see," said Verinder, "is for Her Majesty to turn
+you into peers of the realm. Some of you suggest this from time to time,
+and hitherto it has puzzled me to discover why. But if it would qualify
+you to edit the writings of sportsmen--"
+
+"And why not? These books sell: and if aristocracy have its roots in
+Commerce, shall not the sale of books count as high as the sale of beer?
+The principle has been granted. Already the purveyors of cheap and
+wholesome literature are invited to kneel before the Queen, and receive
+the _accolade_."
+
+"She must want to cut Tit-bits out of them," put in the Boy.
+
+"Of course we must look at the proportion of profit. Hitherto the profits
+of beer and literature have not been comparable; but this wonderful boom
+in books of sport may redress the balance. Every one buys them. When you
+entered I was glancing through a volume of new verse, but without the
+smallest intention of buying it. My purchases, you see, are all sporting
+works, including, of course, Prince Ranjitsinhji's _Jubilee Book of
+Cricket_."
+
+"Just so," snapped Verinder. "You buy books about sport: we spend an
+afternoon in looking on at sport. And so, in one way or another, we
+assist at the damnation of the sporting spirit in England."
+
+When Verinder begins in this style an oration is never far distant.
+I walked back with the three to the Temple. On our way he hissed and
+sputtered like a kettle, and we had scarcely reached his chamber before he
+boiled over in real earnest.
+
+"We ought never to have been there! It's well enough for the Boy: he has
+been playing steadily all the summer, first for Cambridge and afterwards
+for his county. Now he has three days off and is taking his holiday.
+But Grayson and I--What the deuce have we to do in that galley?
+Far better we joined a club down at Dulwich or Tooting and put in a little
+honest play, of a week-end, on our own account. We should be crocks, of
+course: our cricketing is done. But we should be honest crocks.
+At least it is better to take a back row in the performance, and find out
+our own weakness, than pay for a good seat at Lord's or the Oval, and be
+Connoisseurs of what Abel and Hearne and Brockwell can and cannot do.
+If a man wants to sing the praises of cricket as a national game, let him
+go down to one of the Public Schools and watch its close or cricket-ground
+on a half-holiday: fifteen acres of turf, and a dozen games going on
+together, from Big Side down to the lowest form match: from three to four
+hundred boys in white flannels--all keen as mustard, and each occupied
+with his own game, and playing it to the best of his powers.
+_Playing it_--mark you: not looking on. That's the point: and that's what
+Wellington meant by saying--if he ever said it--that Waterloo was won upon
+the playing-fields at Eton. In my old school if a boy shirked the game he
+had a poor time. Say that he shirked it for an afternoon's lawn-tennis:
+it was lucky for him if he didn't find his racquet, next day, nailed up on
+the pavilion door like a stoat on a gamekeeper's tree. That was the
+sporting spirit, sir, if the sporting spirit means something that is to
+save England: and we shall not win another Waterloo by enclosing
+twenty-two gladiators in a ring of twenty-two thousand loafers, whose only
+exercise is to cheer when somebody makes a stroke, howl when some other
+body drops a catch, and argue that a batsman was not out when the umpire
+has given him 'leg-before.' Even at football matches the crowd has _some_
+chance of taking physical exercise on its own account--by manhandling the
+referee when the game is over. Sport? The average subscriber to Lord's
+is just as much of a sportsman as the Spaniard who watches a bull-fight,
+and just a trifle more of a sportsman than the bar-loafer who backs a
+horse he has never clapped eyes on. You may call it Cricket if you like:
+I call it assisting at a Gladiatorial Show. True cricket is left to the
+village greens."
+
+"Steady, old man!" protested the Boy.
+
+"I repeat it. For the spirit of the game you might have gone, a few years
+ago, to the Public Schools; but even they are infected now with the
+gladiatorial ideal. As it is you must go to the village green; for the
+spirit, you understand--not the letter--"
+
+"I believe you!" chuckled young Dawkins. "Last season I put in an off day
+with the villagers at home. We played the nearest market town, and I put
+myself on to bowl slows. Second wicket down, in came the fattest man I
+ever saw. He was a nurseryman and seedsman in private life, and he fairly
+hid the wicket-keep. In the first over a ball of mine got up a bit and
+took him in the ab-do-men. 'How's that?' I asked. 'Well,' said the
+umpire, 'I wasn't azackly looking, so I leave it to you. If it hit en in
+the paunch, it's 'not out' and the fella must have suffered. But if it
+took en in the rear, I reckon it didn't hurt much, and it's 'leg-before.''
+I suppose that is what you would call the 'spirit' of cricket. But, I
+say, if you have such a down on Lord's and what you call the gladiatorial
+business, why on earth do you go?"
+
+"Isn't that the very question I've been asking myself?" replied Verinder
+testily.
+
+"Perhaps we have an explanation here," I suggested; for during Verinder's
+harangue I had settled myself in the window-seat, and was turning over the
+pages of Prince Ranjitsinhji's book.
+
+ "'It is a grand thing for people who have to work most of their time
+ to have an interest in something or other outside their particular
+ groove. Cricket is a first-rate interest. The game has developed to
+ such a pitch that it is worth taking interest in. Go to Lord's and
+ analyse the crowd. There are all sorts and conditions of men there
+ round the ropes--bricklayers, bank-clerks, soldiers, postmen, and
+ stockbrokers. And in the pavilion are Q.C.'s, artists, archdeacons,
+ and leader-writers. . . .'"
+
+"Oh, come!" Grayson puts in. "Isn't that rather hard on the stockbroker?"
+
+"It is what the book says.
+
+ "'Bad men, good men, workers and idlers, all are there, and all at one
+ in their keenness over the game. . . . Anything that puts very many
+ different kinds of people on a common ground must promote sympathy
+ and kindly feelings. The workman does not come away from seeing
+ Middlesex beating Lancashire, or vice versa, with evil in his heart
+ against the upper ten; nor the Mayfair _homme de plaisir_ with a
+ feeling of contempt for the street-bred masses. Both alike are
+ thinking how well Mold bowled, and how cleanly Stoddart despatched
+ Briggs's high-tossed slow ball over the awning. Even that cynical
+ _nil admirari_ lawyer--'"
+
+I pointed a finger at Verinder.
+
+ "'Even that cynical _nil admirari_ lawyer caught himself cheering
+ loudly when Sir Timothy planted Hallam's would-be yorker into the
+ press-box. True, he caught himself being enthusiastic, and broke off
+ at once--'"
+
+"When I found it hadn't killed a reporter," Verinder explained. "But I
+hope Ranjitsinhji has some better arguments than these if he wants to
+defend gladiatorial cricket. At least he allows that a change has come
+over the game of late years, and that this change has to be defended?"
+
+"Yes, he admits the change, and explains how it came about. In the
+beginning we had local club cricket pure and simple--the game of your
+Village Green, in fact. Out of this grew representative local cricket--
+that is, district or county cricket which flourished along with local club
+cricket. Out of county cricket, which in those days was only local
+cricket glorified, sprang exhibition or spectacular or gladiatorial
+cricket, which lived side by side with, but distinct from, the other.
+Finally, exhibition and county cricket merged and became one. And that is
+where we are now."
+
+"Does he explain how exhibition and county cricket came, as he puts it, to
+be merged into one?"
+
+"Yes. The introduction of spectacular cricket (he says) changed the basis
+of county cricket considerably. For many years the exhibition elevens and
+the counties played side by side; but gradually the former died out, and
+the new elements they had introduced into the game were absorbed into
+county cricket. The process was gradual, but in the end complete.
+The old county clubs and the new ones that from time to time sprang up
+added the exhibition side of cricket to the old local basis. The county
+clubs were no longer merely glorified local clubs, but in addition
+business concerns. They provided popular amusement and good cricket; in
+fact, they became what they are now--local in name, and partly local in
+reality, but also run upon exhibition or spectacular lines."
+
+"A truly British compromise! Good business at the bottom of it, and a
+touch of local sentiment by way of varnish. For of course the final
+excuse for calling an eleven after Loamshire (let us say), and for any
+pride a Loamshire man may take in its doings, is that its members have
+been bred and trained in Loamshire. But, because any such limitation
+would sorely affect the gate-money, we import players from Australia or
+Timbuctoo, stick a Loamshire cap with the county arms on the head of each,
+and confidently expect our public to swallow the fiction and provide the
+local enthusiasm undismayed."
+
+"My dear Verinder, if you propose to preach rank Chauvinism, I have done.
+But I don't believe you are in earnest."
+
+"In a sense, I am not. My argument would exclude Ranjitsinhji himself
+from all matches but a few unimportant ones. I vote for Greater Britain,
+as you know: and in any case my best arguments would go down before the
+sheer delight of watching him at the wicket. Let the territorial fiction
+stand, by all means. Nay, let us value it as the one relic of genuine
+county cricket. It is the other side of the business that I quarrel
+with."
+
+"Be good enough to define the quarrel."
+
+"Why, then, I quarrel with the spectacular side of the New Cricket; which,
+when you come to look into it, is the gate-money side. How does
+Ranjitsinhji defend it?"
+
+"Let me see. 'Its justification is the pleasure it provides for large
+numbers of the public.'"
+
+"Quite so: the bricklayer and the stockbroker by the ropes, and the
+cynical lawyer in the pavilion! But I prefer to consider the interests of
+the game."
+
+"'From a purely cricket point of view,' he goes on, 'not much can be said
+against it.'"
+
+"Let us inquire into that. The New Cricket is a business concern: it
+caters for the bricklayer, the stockbroker, and the whole crowd of
+spectators. Its prosperity depends on the attraction it offers them.
+To attract them it must provide first-class players, and the county that
+cannot breed first-class players is forced to hire them. This is costly;
+but again the cash comes out of the spectators' pockets, in subscriptions
+and gate-money. Now are you going to tell me that those who pay the piper
+will refrain from calling the tune? Most certainly they will not.
+More and more frequently in newspaper reports of cricket-matches you find
+discussions of what is 'due to the public.' If stumps, for some reason or
+other, are drawn early, it is hinted that the spectators have a grievance;
+a captain's orders are canvassed and challenged, and so is the choice of
+his team; a dispute between a club and its servants becomes an affair of
+the streets, and is taken up by the press, with threats and
+counter-threats. In short, the interest of the game and the interest of
+the crowd may not be identical; and whereas a captain used to consider
+only the interest of the game, he is now obliged to consider both.
+Does Ranjitsinhji point this out?"
+
+"He seems, at any rate, to admit it; for I find this on page 232, in his
+chapter upon 'Captaincy':--
+
+ "'The duties of a captain vary somewhat according to the kind of match
+ in which his side is engaged, and to the kind of club which has
+ elected him. To begin with, first-class cricket, including
+ representative M.C.C., county and university matches, is quite
+ different from any other--partly because the results are universally
+ regarded as more important, partly _because certain obligations
+ towards the spectators have to be taken into consideration.
+ The last point applies equally to any match which people pay to come
+ to see_. . . . With regard to gate-money matches. The captains of
+ the two sides engaged are, during the match, responsible for
+ everything in connection with it. _They are under an obligation to
+ the public to see that the match is played in such a way as the
+ public has a reasonable right to expect_.'"
+
+"And pray," demanded Verinder, "what are these 'obligations towards the
+spectators,' and 'reasonable rights' of the public?"
+
+"Well, I suppose the public can reasonably demand punctuality in starting
+play; a moderate interval for luncheon and between innings; and that
+stumps shall not be drawn, nor the match abandoned, before the time
+arranged, unless circumstances make it absolutely necessary."
+
+"And who is to be judge of these circumstances."
+
+"The captain, I suppose."
+
+"In theory, yes; but he has to satisfy the crowd. It is the crowd's
+'reasonable right' to be satisfied; and by virtue of it the crowd becomes
+the final judge. It allows the captain to decide, but will barrack him if
+displeased with his decision. Moreover, you have given me examples to
+illustrate this 'reasonable right,' but you have not defined it.
+Now I want to know precisely how far it extends, and where it ceases.
+Does Ranjitsinhji provide this definition?"
+
+"No," said I; "I cannot find that he does."
+
+"To be sure he does not; and for the simple reason that these claims on
+the side of the public are growing year by year. Already no one can say
+how much they cover, and assuredly no one can say where they are likely to
+stop. You observe that our author includes even University matches under
+the head of exhibition cricket, in which obligations towards the
+spectators have to be taken into account. You remember the scene at
+Lord's in 1893 when Wells purposely bowled no-balls; and again in 1896
+when Shine bowled two no-balls to the boundary and then a ball which went
+for four byes, the object in each case being to deprive Oxford of the
+follow-on. This policy was hotly discussed; and luckily the discussion
+spent itself on the question whether play could be at the same time within
+the laws and clean contrary to the ethics of cricket. But there was also
+a deal of talk about what was 'due to the public'; talk which would have
+been altogether wide of the mark in the old days, when Oxford and
+Cambridge met to play a mere friendly match and the result concerned them
+alone."
+
+"And is this," I asked, "the sum of your indictment?"
+
+"Yes, I think that is all. And surely it is enough."
+
+"Then, as I make out, your chief objections to spectacular cricket are
+two. You hold that it gives vast numbers of people a false idea that they
+are joining in a sport when in truth they are doing no more than look on.
+And you contend that as the whole institution resolves itself more and
+more into a paid exhibition, the spectators will tend more and more to
+direct the development of the game; whereas cricket in your opinion should
+be uninfluenced by those who are outside the ropes?"
+
+"That is my case."
+
+"And I think, my dear Verinder, it is a strong one. But there is just one
+little point which you do not appear to have considered. And I was coming
+to it just now--or rather Prince Ranjitsinhji was coming to it--when you
+interrupted us. 'From a purely cricket point of view,' he was saying,
+'not much can be said against exhibition cricket.' And in the next
+sentence he goes on: 'At any rate it promotes skill in the game and keeps
+up the standard of excellence.'"
+
+"To be sure it does that."
+
+"And cricket is played by the best players to-day with more skill than it
+was by the best players of twenty or forty years ago?"
+
+"Yes, I believe that; in spite of all we hear about the great Alfred Mynn
+and other bygone heroes."
+
+"Come then," said I, "tell me, Is Cricket an art?"
+
+"Decidedly it is."
+
+"Then Cricket, like other arts, should aim at perfection?"
+
+"I suppose so."
+
+"And that will be the highest aim of Cricket--its own perfection? And its
+true lovers should welcome whatever helps to make it perfect?"
+
+"I see what you are driving at," said he. "But Cricket is a social art,
+and must be judged by the good it does to boys and men. You, I perceive,
+make it an art-in-itself, and would treat it as the gardeners treat a fine
+chrysanthemum, nipping off a hundred buds to feed and develop a single
+perfect bloom."
+
+"True: we must consider it also as a social art. But, my dear fellow, are
+you not exaggerating the destruction necessary to produce the perfect
+bloom? You talk of the crowd at Lord's or the Oval as if all these
+thousands were diverted from honest practice of the game to the ignoble
+occupation of looking on; whereas two out of three of them, were this
+spectacle not provided, would far more likely be attending a horse-race,
+or betting in clubs and public-houses. The bricklayer, the stockbroker,
+the archdeacon, by going to see Lockwood bowl, depopulate no village
+green. You judge these persons by yourself, and tell yourself
+reproachfully that but for this attraction _you_, John Verinder, would be
+creditably perspiring at a practice-net in Tooting or Dulwich; whereas,
+the truth is--"
+
+"Why are you hesitating?"
+
+"Because it is not a very pleasant thing to say. But the truth is, your
+heart and your conscience in this matter of athletics are a little younger
+than your body."
+
+"You mean that I am getting on for middle age."
+
+"I mean that, though you talk of it, you will never subscribe to that
+suburban club. You will marry; you will be made a judge: you will attend
+cricket matches, and watch from the pavilion while your son takes block
+for his first score against the M.C.C.
+
+ "And when with envy Time transported,
+ Shall think to rob us of our joys,
+ I, with my girls (if I ever have any), will sit on the top of a drag
+ (if I ever acquire one) and teach them at what to applaud,
+ While you go a-batting with your boys."
+
+Verinder pulled a wry face, and the Boy smacked him on the back and
+exhorted him to "buck up."
+
+"And the round world will go on as before, and the sun will patrol Her
+Majesty's dominions, and still where the Union Jack floats he will pass
+the wickets pitched and white-flannelled Britons playing for all they are
+worth, while men of subject races keep the score-sheet. And still when he
+arrives at this island he will look down on green closes and approve what
+we all allow to be one of the most absolutely gracious sights on earth--
+the ordered and moving regiments of schoolboys at cricket. Grayson,
+reach round to that shelf against which your chair is tilted; take down
+poor Lefroy's poems, and read us that sonnet of his, 'The Bowler.'"
+
+Grayson found the book and the place, and read:--
+
+ "Two minutes' rest till the next man goes in!
+ The tired arms lie with every sinew slack
+ On the mown grass. Unbent the supple back,
+ And elbows apt to make the leather spin
+ Up the slow bat and round the unwary shin,--
+ In knavish hands a most unkindly knack;
+ But no guile shelters under the boy's black
+ Crisp hair, frank eyes, and honest English skin.
+ Two minutes only! Conscious of a name,
+ The new man plants his weapon with profound
+ Long-practised skill that no mere trick may scare.
+ Not loth, the rested lad resumes the game:
+ The flung ball takes one maddening, tortuous bound,
+ And the mid-stump three somersaults in air!"
+
+"Topping!" the Boy ejaculated. "Who wrote it?"
+
+"His name was Lefroy. He died young. He left Oxford a few years before
+we went up. And I think," continued Verinder, musing, "that I, who detest
+making acquaintances, would give at this moment a considerable sum to have
+known him. Well," he continued, turning to me and puffing at his pipe,
+"so you warn Grayson and me that we must prepare to relinquish these and
+all the other delights sung by Lefroy and Norman Gale and that other
+poet--anonymous, but you know the man--in his incomparable parody of
+Whitman: 'the perfect feel of a fourer'--
+
+ "'The thousand melodious cracks, delicious cracks, the responsive
+ echoes of my comrades and the hundred thence resulting runs,
+ passionately yearned for, never, never again to be forgotten.
+
+ "'Overhead meanwhile the splendid silent sun, blending all, fusing
+ all, bathing all in floods of soft ecstatic perspiration.'
+
+"--To all this we must say good-bye. And what do you offer us in
+exchange?"
+
+"Merely the old consolation that life is short, art is long; that while
+you grow old, cricket in other hands will be working out its perfection,
+and your son, when you have one, will start with higher ideals than you
+ever dreamed of."
+
+"And this perfection--will it ever be attained?"
+
+"I dare say never. For perhaps we may say after Plato, and without
+irreverence, that the pattern of perfect cricket is laid up somewhere in
+the skies, and out of man's reach. But between it and ordinary cricket we
+may set up a copy of perfection, as close as man can make it, and, by
+little and little, closer every year. This copy will be preserved, and
+cared for, and advanced, by those professional cricketers against whom the
+unthinking have so much to say; by these and by the few amateurs who, as
+time goes on, will be found able to bear the strain. For the search after
+perfection is no light one, and will admit of no half-hearted service.
+I say nothing here of material rewards, beyond reminding you that your
+professional cricketer is poorly paid in comparison with an inferior
+singer of the music-halls, although he gives twice as much pleasure as
+your _lion comique_, and of a more innocent kind. But he does more than
+this. He feeds and guards the flame of art; and when his joints are stiff
+and his vogue is past, he goes down as groundman and instructor to a
+public school, and imparts to a young generation what knowledge he can of
+the high mysteries whose servant he has been: quite like the philosopher
+in the _Republic_--"
+
+"Steady on!" interposed Grayson. "How on earth will the Boy stand up to
+Briggs' bowling if you put these notions in his head? He'll be
+awe-struck, and begin to fidget with his right foot."
+
+"Oh, fire ahead!" said that cheerful youth. He had possessed himself of
+Prince Ranjitsinhji's book and coiled himself comfortably into a wicker
+chair.--"You're only rotting, I know. And you've passed over the most
+important sentence in the whole book. Listen to this: 'There are very few
+newspaper readers who do not turn to the cricket column first when the
+morning journal comes; who do not buy a halfpenny evening paper to find
+out how many runs W.G. or Bobby Abel has made.' That's the long and short
+of the matter. Verinder, which do you read first in your morning paper--
+the Foreign Intelligence or the Cricket News?"
+
+
+ THE SECOND DIALOGUE. 1905.
+
+A few days ago--to be precise, on Saturday the 24th of this month--my
+friend Verinder reminded me of the long-past conversation. We had met by
+appointment at Paddington to travel down to Windsor for the second day of
+the Eton and Winchester match, taking with us (or rather, being taken by)
+a youngster whom we call The Infant. The Infant, who talks little save in
+the bosom of his family, and even so preserves beneath his talk that fine
+reticence of judgment which most adorns the age of fifteen, not
+unfrequently surprises me by his experiments in the art of living.
+On this occasion, while I was engaged in the booking-office and Verinder
+in scanning the shelves of Messrs. Smith's bookstall, he had found our
+train, chosen our compartment, and laid out twopence in four halfpenny
+papers, which he spread on the cushions by way of reserving our seats.
+
+"But why four," I asked, "seeing there are but three of us?"
+
+"It will give us more room," he answered simply.
+
+He had hoped, I doubt not, by this devise to retain the whole compartment;
+but the hope was soon and abruptly frustrated by a tall, well-dressed and
+pompous man who came striding down the platform while we idled by the
+door, and thrusting past us almost before we could give way, entered the
+compartment, dropped into a corner seat, tossed his copy of _The Times_ on
+to the seat opposite, took off his top-hat, examined it, replaced it when
+satisfied of its shine, drew out a spare handkerchief, opened it, flicked
+a few specks of dust from his patent-leather boots, looked up while
+reaching across for _The Times_, recognised me with a nod and a "Good
+morning!" and buried himself in his paper.
+
+I on my part, almost before glancing at his face, had recognised him by
+his manner for a personage next to whom it has been my lot to sit at one
+or two public banquets. I will call him Sir John Crang. He is a
+K.C.M.G., a Colonial by birth and breeding, a Member of Parliament, and a
+person of the sort we treat in these days with consideration. Since the
+second year of Jubilee (in which he was knighted) he and his kind have
+found themselves at ease in Sion, and of his kind he has been perhaps the
+most fortunate. In his public speeches he alludes to himself humorously
+as a hustler. He has married a wealthy lady, in every other respect too
+good for him, entertains largely at dinners which should be private but
+are reported in the press, and advocates conscription for the youth of
+Great Britain. Upon conscription for his native colony, as upon any other
+of its duties towards Imperial defence, if you question him, you will find
+him sonorously evasive.
+
+The Infant, accustomed to surprise at the extent of my acquaintance,
+gazed at him politely for a moment as we took our seats and the train
+moved out of the station. I noted a veiled disapproval in his eye as he
+picked up a newspaper, and at that moment Verinder, who had picked up
+another, emitted a noise not unlike the snort of the engine as it gathered
+speed. I glanced at him in some apprehension. Verinder's bearing toward
+strangers is apt to be brutal, and by an instinct acquired as his
+companion on old reading-parties I was prepared to be apologetic.
+
+His ill-humour, however, had nothing to do with Sir John Crang. He had
+laid the newspaper across his knee, and was pointing to it with a scornful
+forefinger.
+
+"Look here," he said. "Do you remember a talk we had some years ago--you
+and I and Grayson? It started in D--'s shop one afternoon after a Kent
+and Middlesex match. You ought to remember, for I picked up the _Pall
+Mall Magazine_ a month later and found you had made copy out of it."
+
+"To be sure," said I. "We discussed cricket, and a number of reputations
+then well known, about which the public troubles itself no longer.
+Let us try their names upon The Infant here, and discover with how many of
+them he is acquainted."
+
+"We discussed," said Verinder, "the vulgarisation of cricket. You made
+me say some hard things about it, but be hanged to me if anything I
+prophesied then came near to _this_! Listen--
+
+ "'I suppose I may say that, after some luck at starting, I played a
+ pretty good innings: but a total of 240 is poor enough for first
+ knock on such a wicket as Hove, and, as things stand, the omens are
+ against us. However, as I write this wire the clouds are gathering,
+ and there's no denying that a downfall during the night may help our
+ chances.'"
+
+"What on earth are you reading?" I asked.
+
+"Stay a moment. Here's another--
+
+ "'With Jones's wicket down, the opposition declared, somewhat to the
+ annoyance of the crowd: and indeed, with Robinson set and playing the
+ prettiest strokes all around the wicket, I must admit that they
+ voiced a natural disappointment. They had paid their money, and,
+ after the long period of stonewalling which preceded the tea
+ interval, a crowded hour of glorious life would have been
+ exhilarating, and perhaps was no more than their due.
+ Dickson, however, took his barracking good-humouredly. Towards the
+ end Jones had twice appealed against the light.'"
+
+"I suppose," said I, "that is how cricket strikes the Yellow Press.
+Who are the reporters?"
+
+"The reporters are the captains of two county teams--two first-class
+county teams; and they are writing of a match actually in progress at this
+moment. Observe A.'s fine sense of loyalty to a captain's duty in his
+published opinion that his side is in a bad way. Remark his chivalrous
+hope for a sodden wicket to-morrow."
+
+"It is pretty dirty," I agreed.
+
+Verinder snorted. "I once tried to kill a man at mid-on for wearing a
+pink shirt. But these fellows! They ought to wear yellow flannels."
+
+"What, by the way, is the tea interval?" I asked.
+
+"It is an interval," answered Verinder seriously, "in which the opposing
+captains adjourn to the post office and send telegrams about themselves
+and one another."
+
+"Excuse me," put in Sir John Crang, looking up from his _Times_ and
+addressing me, "but I quite agree with what you and your friend are
+saying. Interest in the Australian tour, for instance, I can understand;
+it promotes good feeling, and anything that draws closer the bonds of
+interest between ourselves and the colonies is an imperial asset."
+
+"Good Lord!" murmured Verinder.
+
+Sir John fortunately did not hear him. "But I agree with you," he
+continued, "in condemning this popular craze for cricket _per se_, which
+is after all but a game with a ball and some sticks. I will not go the
+length of our imperial poet and dub its votaries 'flannelled fools.'
+That was poetical license, eh? though pardonable under the circumstances.
+But, as he has said elsewhere, 'How little they know of England who only
+England know.'" (At this point I reached out a foot and trod hard on
+Verinder's toe.) "And to the broader outlook--I speak as a pretty wide
+traveller--this insular absorption in a mere game is bewildering."
+
+"Infant!" said Verinder suddenly, still under repression of my foot,
+"What are you reading?"
+
+The Infant looked up sweetly, withdrawing himself from his paper, however,
+by an effort.
+
+"There's a Johnny here who tells you how Bosanquet bowls with what he
+calls his 'over-spin.' He has a whole column about it with figures, just
+like Euclid; and the funny thing is, Bosanquet writes just after to say
+that the Johnny knows nothing about it."
+
+"Abandoned child," commanded Verinder, "pass me the paper. You are within
+measurable distance of studying cricket for its own sake, and will come to
+a bad end."
+
+Within twenty seconds he and The Infant were intently studying the
+diagrams, which Verinder demonstrated to be absurd, while Sir John, a
+little huffed by his manner, favoured me with a vision of England as she
+should be, with her ploughshares beaten into Morris Tubes.
+
+In the midst of this discourse Verinder looked up.
+
+
+"Let us not despair of cricket," says he. "She has her victories, but as
+yet no prizes to be presented with public speeches."
+
+"Curious fellow that friend of yours," said Sir John, as he took leave of
+me on Windsor platform. "Yes, yes, I saw how you humoured him: but why
+should he object to a man's playing cricket in a pink shirt?"
+
+He went on his way toward the Castle, while we turned our faces for Agar's
+Plough and the best game in the world.
+
+
+
+JULY.
+
+
+Our Parliamentary Candidate--or Prospective Candidate, as we cautiously
+call him--has been visiting us, and invited me to sit on the platform and
+give the speeches my moral support. I like our candidate, who is young,
+ardent, good-natured, and keeps his temper when he is heckled; seems,
+indeed, to enjoy being heckled, and conciliates his opponents by that
+bright pugnacity which a true Briton loves better than anything else in
+politics. I appreciate, too, the compliment he pays me. But I wish he
+would not choose to put his ardour in competition with Sirius and the
+dog-days; and I heartily wish he had not brought down Mr. Blank, M.P.,
+to address us in his support.
+
+Mr. Blank and I have political opinions which pass, for convenience, under
+a common label. Yet there are few men in England whose attitude of mind
+towards his alleged principles I more cordially loathe. Not to put too
+fine a point upon it, I think him a hypocrite. But he has chosen the side
+which is mine, and I cannot prevent his saying a hundred things which I
+believe.
+
+We will suppose that Mr. Blank is a far honester fellow than I am able to
+think him. Still, and at the best, he is a sort of composite photograph
+of your average Member of Parliament--the type of man to whom Great
+Britain commits the direction of her affairs and, by consequence, her
+well-doing and her well-being and her honour. Liberal or Conservative,
+are not the features pretty much the same? a solid man, well past fifty,
+who has spent the prime of his life in business and withdrawn from it with
+a good reputation and a credit balance equally satisfactory to himself and
+his bankers. Or it may be that he has not actually retired but has turned
+to politics to fill up those leisure hours which are the reward or
+vexation (as he chooses to look at them) of a prosperous man of business;
+for, as Bagehot pointed out, the life of a man of business who employs his
+own capital, and employs it nearly always in the same way, is by no means
+fully employed. "If such a man is very busy, it is a sign of something
+wrong. Either he is working at detail, which subordinates would do
+better, or he is engaged in too many speculations." In consequence our
+commerce abounds with men of great business ability and experience who,
+being short of occupation, are glad enough to fill up their time with work
+in Parliament, as well as proud to write M.P. after their names.
+For my part I can think of nothing better calculated to reassure anyone
+whose dreams are haunted by apprehensions of wild-cat legislative schemes,
+or the imminence of a Radical millennium, than five minutes' contemplation
+of our champions of progress as they recline together, dignified and
+whiskered and bland, upon the benches of St. Stephen's.
+
+But let us proceed with our portrait, which I vow is a most pleasing one.
+Our typical legislator is of decent birth, or at least hopeful of
+acquiring what he rightly protests to be but 'the guinea stamp' by
+judiciously munificent contributions to his party's purse; honest and
+scrupulous in dealing; neither so honest nor so scrupulous in thinking;
+addicted to phrases and a trifle too impatient of their meaning, yet of
+proved carefulness in drawing the line between phrase and practice; a
+first-rate committeeman (and only those who have sat long in committee can
+sound the depths of this praise); locally admired; with much _bonhomie_
+of manner, backed by a reputation for standing no nonsense; good-tempered,
+honestly anxious to reconcile conflicting interests and do the best for
+the unconflicting ones of himself and his country; but above all a man who
+knows where to stop. I vow (I repeat) he makes a dignified and amiable
+figure. One can easily understand why people like to be represented by
+such a man. It gives a feeling of security--a somewhat illusory one, I
+believe; and security is the first instinct of a state. One can
+understand, why the exhortations, dehortations, precepts, and instructions
+of parents, preachers, schoolmasters tend explicitly and implicitly to the
+reproduction of this admired bloom.
+
+Yet one may whisper that it has--shall we say?--its failings; and its
+failings are just those which are least to be commended to the emulation
+of youth. It is, for instance, constitutionally timid. Violent action of
+any kind will stampede it in a panic, and, like the Countess in _Evan
+Harrington_, it "does not ruffle well." It betrays (I think) ill-breeding
+in its disproportionate terror whenever an anarchist bomb explodes, and in
+the ferocity of its terror it can be crueller than the assailant.
+"My good people," it provokes one to say, "by all means stamp out these
+dangers, but composedly, as becomes men conscious of their strength.
+Even allowing for the unscrupulousness of your assailant, you have still
+nine hundred and ninety-nine out of a thousand of the odds in your favour;
+and so long as you answer the explosions of weak anarchy by cries
+suggestive of the rage of the sheep, you merely raise the uncomfortable
+suspicion that, after all, there must be something amiss with a
+civilisation which counts you among its most expensive products."
+
+But in the untroubled hour of prosperity this weakness of breeding is
+scarcely less apparent. Our admired bloom is admired rather for not doing
+certain things than for doing others. His precepts are cautious and
+mainly negative. He does not get drunk (in public at any rate), and he
+expends much time and energy in preventing men from getting drunk. But
+he does not lead or heartily incite to noble actions, although at times--
+when he has been badly frightened--he is ready to pay men handsomely to do
+them. He wins and loses elections on questions of veto. He had rather
+inculcate the passive than the active virtues. He prefers temperance and
+restraint to energy and resolve. He thinks more of the organisation than
+the practice of charity, esteems a penny saved as three halfpence gained,
+had liefer detect an impostor than help a deserving man. He is apt to
+label all generous emotions as hysterical, and in this he errs; for when a
+man calls the generous emotions hysterical he usually means that he would
+confuse them with hysterics if they happened to him.
+
+Now the passive virtues--continence, frugality, and the like--are
+desirable, but shade off into mere want of pluck; while the active
+virtues--courage, charity, clemency, cheerfulness, helpfulness--are ever
+those upon which the elect and noble souls in history have laid the
+greater stress. I frankly detest Blank, M.P., because I believe him to be
+a venal person, a colourable (and no doubt self-deceiving) imitation of
+the type. But, supposing him to be the real thing, I still think that, if
+you want a model for your son, you will do better with Sir Philip Sidney.
+If ever a man illustrated the beauty of the active virtues in his life and
+in his death, that man was Sidney; but he also gave utterance in noble
+speech to his belief in them. In the _Apologie for Poetrie_ you will find
+none of your art-for-art's-sake chatter: Sidney boldly takes the line that
+poetry helps men, and helps them not to well-being only, but to
+well-doing, and again helps them to well-doing not merely by teaching
+(as moral philosophy does) but by inciting. For an instance--
+
+ "Who readeth AEneas carrying old Anchises on his back that wisheth not
+ it were his fortune to perform so-excellent an act?"
+
+There speaks, anticipating Zutphen, the most perfect knight in our
+history. Again--
+
+ "Truly I have known men that even with reading _Amadis de Gaule_
+ (which, God knoweth, wanteth much of a perfect poesy) have found
+ their hearts moved to the exercise of courtesy, liberality, and
+ especially courage."--
+
+All active virtues be it noted. "We are not damned for doing wrong,"
+writes Stevenson, "but for not doing right. Christ will never hear of
+negative morality: _Thou shalt_ was ever His word, with which He
+superseded _Thou shalt not_. To make our morality centre on forbidden
+acts is to defile the imagination and to introduce into our judgments of
+our fellow-men a secret element of gusto. . . . In order that a man may be
+kind and honest it may be needful that he should become a total abstainer:
+let him become so then, and the next day let him forget the circumstance.
+Trying to be kind and honest will require all his thoughts." Yet how many
+times a day will we say 'don't' to our children for once that we say 'do'?
+But here I seem to be within reasonable distance of discussing original
+sin, and so I return to Mr. Blank.
+
+
+I do not like Mr. Blank; and I disliked his speech the other night so
+heartily that it drove me to sit down when I reached home and put my
+reflections into verse; into a form of verse, moreover, which (I was
+scornfully aware) Mr. Blank would understand as little as the matter of
+it. He would think them both impractical. Heaven help the creature!
+
+ CHANT ROYAL OF HIGH VIRTUE.
+
+ Who lives in suit of armour pent,
+ And hides himself behind a wall,
+ For him is not the great event,
+ The garland, nor the Capitol.
+ And is God's guerdon less than they?
+ Nay, moral man, I tell thee Nay:
+ Nor shall the flaming forts be won
+ By sneaking negatives alone,
+ By Lenten fast or Ramazan,
+ But by the challenge proudly thrown--
+ _Virtue is that beseems a Man!_
+
+ God, in His Palace resident
+ Of Bliss, beheld our sinful ball,
+ And charged His own Son innocent
+ Us to redeem from Adam's fall.
+ --"Yet must it be that men Thee slay."
+ --"Yea, tho' it must must I obey,"
+ Said Christ,--and came, His royal Son,
+ To die, and dying to atone
+ For harlot and for publican.
+ Read on that rood He died upon--
+ _Virtue is that beseems a Man!_
+
+ And by that rood where He was bent
+ I saw the world's great captains all
+ Go riding to the tournament--
+ Cyrus the Great and Hannibal,
+ Caesar of Rome and Attila,
+ Lord Charlemagne with his array,
+ Lord Alisaundre of Macedon--
+ With flaming lance and habergeon
+ They passed, and to the rataplan
+ Of drums gave salutation--
+ _Virtue is that beseems a Man!_
+
+ Had tall Achilles lounged in tent
+ For aye, and Xanthus neigh'd in stall,
+ The towers of Troy had ne'er been shent,
+ Nor stay'd the dance in Priam's hall.
+ Bend o'er thy book till thou be grey,
+ Read, mark, perpend, digest, survey--
+ Instruct thee deep as Solomon--
+ One only chapter thou shalt con,
+ One lesson learn, one sentence scan,
+ One title and one colophon--
+ _Virtue is that beseems a Man!_
+
+ High Virtue's hest is eloquent
+ With spur and not with martingall:
+ Sufficeth not thou'rt continent:
+ BE COURTEOUS, BRAVE, AND LIBERAL.
+ God fashion'd thee of chosen clay
+ For service, nor did ever say
+ "Deny thee this," "Abstain from yon,"
+ Save to inure thee, thew and bone,
+ To be confirmed of the clan
+ That made immortal Marathon--
+ _Virtue is that beseems a Man!_
+
+ ENVOY.
+
+ Young Knight, the lists are set to-day:
+ Hereafter shall be long to pray
+ In sepulture with hands of stone.
+ Ride, then! outride the bugle blown
+ And gaily dinging down the van
+ Charge with a cheer--Set on! Set on!
+ _Virtue is that beseems a Man!_
+
+
+A friend to whom I showed these verses remarked that Mr. Blank was indeed
+a person who fed his soul upon negatives; but that I possibly did him some
+injustice in charging so much of this to timidity, whereas the scent lay
+rather in the gusto with which he judged his fellow-men.
+
+"And, by the way," said he, "is there not some gusto in the scorn with
+which you are judging Mr. Blank at this moment?" "Do you remember," I
+answered, "how that man, after voting for war the other day, went straight
+off to a meeting of the Peace Society and put up a florid appeal to the
+Prince of Peace for a time when wars should be no more? Let him be,
+however: I do wrong to lose my temper with him. But on this matter of
+national timidity I have something to say. . . ."
+
+I have been reading John Holland's two _Discourses of the Navy_, written
+in 1638 and 1659, and published the other day by the Navy Records Society.
+The object of Mr. Holland's discourses was to reform the Navy, purge it of
+abuses, and strengthen it for the defence of this realm; and I have been
+curious to compare his methods with those of our own Navy League, which
+has been making such a noise for ten years or so. The first thing I
+observe is the attitude of mind in which he approaches his subject:--
+
+ "If either the honour of a nation, commerce or trust with all nations,
+ peace at home, grounded upon our enemies' fear or love of us abroad,
+ and attended with plenty of all things necessary either for the
+ preservation of the public weal or thy private welfare, be things
+ worthy thy esteem (though it may be beyond thy shoal conceit) then
+ next to God and thy King give thy thanks for the same to the Navy.
+ As for honour, who knows not (that knows anything) that in all
+ records of late times of actions, chronicled to the everlasting fame
+ and renown of this nation, still the naval part is the thread that
+ runs through the whole wooft, the burden of the song, the scope of
+ the text? . . ."
+
+He proceeds to enumerate some particular commercial advantages due to our
+mastery of the sea, and sums up in these words:--
+
+ "Suffice it thus far, nothing under God, who doth all, hath brought so
+ much, so great commerce to this Kingdom as the rightly noble
+ employments of our navy; a wheel, if truly turned, that sets to work
+ all Christendom by its motion; a mill, if well extended, that in a
+ sweet yet sovereign composure contracts the grist of all nations to
+ its own dominions, and requires only the tribute of its own people,
+ not for, but towards, its maintenance."
+
+The eloquence may be turgid, but the attitude is dignified. The man does
+not scold; does not terrify. He lays his stress on the benefits of a
+strong navy--on the renown it has won for England in the past. He assumes
+his readers to be intelligent men, amenable to advice which will help them
+to perpetuate this renown and secure these benefits in time to come.
+His exordium over, he settles down to an exposition of the abuses which
+are impairing our naval efficiency, and suggests reforms, some wisely
+conceived, others not so wisely, with the business-like, confident air of
+one who knows what he is talking about.
+
+Now I open the prospectus in which our Navy League started out to make
+everyone's flesh creep, and come plump upon language of this sort:--
+
+ "It is the close, let us suppose, of our second month of war.
+ The fleet has been neglected, and has been overwhelmed, unready and
+ unprepared. We have been beaten twice at sea, and our enemies have
+ established no accidental superiority, but a permanent and
+ overwhelming one. The telegraph cables have been severed, one and
+ all; these islands are in darkness."--
+
+For presumably the gas-mains, as well as the cables, have been 'severed'
+(imposing word!)--
+
+ --"Under a heavy cloud of woe. Invasion is in the air, our armies
+ are mustering in the south. We are cut off from the world, and can
+ only fitfully perceive what is happening. Our liners have been
+ captured or sunk on the high seas; our ocean tramps are in our
+ enemies' hands; British trade is dead, killed by the wholesale
+ ravages of the hostile cruisers. Our ports are insulted or held up
+ to ransom, when news reaches us from India it is to the effect that
+ the enemy is before our troops, a native insurrection behind.
+ Malta has fallen, and our outlying positions are passing from our
+ hands. Food is contraband, and may not be imported. Amid the jeers
+ of Europe 'the nation of shopkeepers' is writhing in its death
+ agony."
+
+Pretty, is it not? But let us have just a little more.
+
+ "COMMERCIAL COLLAPSE.
+
+ "And what of the internal, of the social position? Consols have
+ fallen to nearly 30; our vast investments in India have been lost;
+ trade no longer exists. . . . The railways have no traffic to carry.
+ . . . Banks and companies are failing daily. . . The East End of
+ London is clamouring for bread and peace at any price. If we fall,
+ we fall for ever. . . . The working man has to choose whether he will
+ have lighter taxation for the moment, starvation and irretrievable
+ ruin for the future . . ."
+
+--And so on, till Z stands for Zero, or nothing at all. Or, as the late
+Mr. Lear preferred to write:--
+
+ "Z said, 'Here is a box of Zinc, Get in, my little master!
+ We'll shut you up; we'll nail you down: we will, my little master!
+ We think we've all heard quite enough of this your sad disaster!'"
+
+To speak as seriously as may be, the language is no longer hortatory, like
+Holland's, but minatory, even comminatory. It is (as its author would not
+deny) the language of panic deliberately employed, a calculated attempt to
+strengthen the _materiel_ of the navy at the cost of Englishmen's fears.
+Now let me define my feeling towards the Navy League. As an ordinary
+British citizen, I must heartily approve its aim of strengthening the navy
+and keeping it efficient. As an ordinary reasonable man, I must admit
+that its efforts, if rightly directed, may be of great national service.
+But language such as I have quoted must (so far as it is not merely
+contemptible) be merely demoralising, and anyone who works on the fears of
+a nation--and especially of a nation which declines conscription and its
+one undoubted advantage of teaching men what war means--does a harm which
+is none the less wicked for being incalculable. These Navy Leaguers cry
+incessantly for more _material_ strength. They tell us that in material
+strength we should at least be equal to any two other countries.
+A few months pass, and then, their appetite growing with the terror it
+feeds upon, they insist that we must be equal to any three other
+countries. Also "it does not appear," they sagely remark, "that Nelson
+and his contemporaries left any record as to what the proportion of the
+blockading should bear (_sic_) to one blockaded,"--a curious omission of
+Nelson's, to be sure! He may perhaps have held that it depended on the
+quality of the antagonists.
+
+To this a few ordinary stupid Britons like myself have always answered
+that no amount of _materiel_ can ever replace _morale_; and that all such
+panic-making is a mischievous attempt to lower the breed, and the more
+mischievous because its mischief may for a while be imperceptible.
+We can see our warships growing: we cannot see the stamina decaying; yet
+it is our stamina on which we must rely finally in the fatal hour of
+trial. We said this, and we were laughed at; insulted as unpatriotic--a
+word of which one may say in kindness that it would not so readily leap to
+the lips of professional patriots if they were able to understand what it
+means and, by consequence, how much it hurts.
+
+Yes, and behold, along comes Admiral Togo, and at one stroke proves that
+we were simply, absolutely and henceforward incontestably right!
+What were our little three-power experts doing on the morrow of Togo's
+victory? They are making irrelevant noises in the halfpenny press,
+explaining how Admiral Togo did it with an inferior force, and in a
+fashion that belies all their axioms. But I turn to _The Times_ and I
+read:--
+
+ "The event shows that mere material equality is but as dust in the
+ balance when weighed in the day of battle against superiority of
+ moral equipment."
+
+--Which, when you come to think of it, is precisely what Bacon meant when
+he wrote:--
+
+ "Walled Townes, stored Arcenalls and Armouries, Goodly Races of Horse,
+ Chariots of Warre, Elephants, Ordnance, Artillery and the like: all
+ this is but a Sheep in a Lion's skin except the Breed and disposition
+ of the People be stout and warlike. Nay, Number (it selfe) in Armies
+ importeth not much where the People is of weake Courage: For
+ (as _Virgil_ saith) _it never troubles a Wolfe how many the Sheepe
+ be_."
+
+Do our friends of the Navy League seriously believe that a principle as
+old as humankind can be suddenly upset by the invention of a submarine or
+of some novelty in guns? Even in their notions of what material strength
+means I hold them to be mistaken. The last resource which a nation ought
+to neglect is its financial credit. It was Walpole's long policy of peace
+which made possible Pitt's conquests. But I hold with far stronger
+conviction that he does wickedly who trades on a nation's cowardice to
+raise money for its protection. An old text, my masters! It seems a long
+while that some of us were preaching it in vain until Admiral Togo came
+along and proved it.
+
+
+I observe that a Member of Parliament for a West of England constituency
+(a better fellow than Mr. Blank, too) has been using one of the arguments
+with which these precious experts attacked me; that because I sometimes
+write novels I cannot be supposed to think seriously on public affairs.
+My only wonder is that those who hold this cloistral view of the province
+of a man of letters consider him worthy to pay income-tax.
+
+I pass over some tempting reflections on the queer anomaly that this
+prohibition should be addressed (as it so often is) by writers to writers,
+by newspaper writers to men who write books, and (so far as a distinction
+can be drawn) by men who write in a hurry to men who write deliberately.
+I wish to look quietly into the belief on which it rests and to inquire
+how that belief was come by.
+
+There certainly was a time when such a belief would have been laughed at
+as scarcely reasonable enough to be worth discussing. And that time,
+oddly enough, was almost conterminous with the greatest era of the
+world's literature, the greatest era of political discovery, and the
+greatest era of Empire-making. The men who made Athens and the men
+who made Rome would have disputed (I fear somewhat contemptuously) the
+axiom on which my friend the West Country member builds his case.
+They held it for axiomatic that the artist and man of letters ought
+not to work in cloistral isolation, removed from public affairs, and
+indifferent to them; that on the contrary they are direct servants of
+their State, and have a peculiar call to express themselves on matters of
+public moment. To convince you that I am not advancing any pet theory of
+my own let me present it in the words of a grave and judicious student,
+Mr. W. J. Courthope, late Professor of Poetry at Oxford:--
+
+ "The idea of the State lay at the root of every Greek conception of
+ art and morals. For though, in the view of the philosopher, the
+ virtue of the good citizen was not always necessarily identical with
+ the virtue of the individual man, and though, in the city of Athens
+ at all events, a large amount of life was possible to the individual
+ apart from public interests, yet it is none the less true that the
+ life of the individual in every Greek city was in reality moulded by
+ the customary life, tradition and character, in one intranslatable
+ word, by the _ethos_ of the State. Out of this native soil grew
+ that recognised, though not necessarily public, system of education
+ (_politike paideia_ ), consisting of reading and writing, music
+ and gymnastic, which Plato and Aristotle themselves accepted as the
+ basis of the constitution of the State. But this preliminary
+ education was only the threshold to a subsequent system of political
+ training, of which, in Athens at least, every citizen had an
+ opportunity of availing himself by his right to participate in public
+ affairs; so that, in the view of Pericles, politics themselves were
+ an instrument of individual refinement. 'The magistrates,' said he,
+ in his great funeral oration, 'who discharge public trusts, fulfil
+ their domestic duties also; the private citizen, while engaged in
+ professional business, has competent knowledge of public affairs; for
+ we stand alone in regarding the man who keeps aloof from these latter
+ not as harmless, but as useless. Moreover, we always hear and
+ pronounce on public matters when discussed by our leaders, or perhaps
+ strike out for ourselves correct reasonings upon them; far from
+ accounting discussion an impediment to action, we complain only if we
+ are not told what is to be done before it becomes our duty to do it.'
+
+ "The strenuous exertion of the faculties of the individual in the
+ service of the State, described in these eloquent words, reflects
+ itself in the highest productions of Greek art and literature, and is
+ the source of that 'political' spirit which every one can detect,
+ alike in the poems of Homer and the sculpture of the Parthenon, as
+ the inspiring cause of the noblest efforts of imitation.
+ It prevailed most strongly through the period between the battle of
+ Marathon and the battle of Chaeronea, and has left its monuments in
+ such plays as the _Persae_ and _Eumeuides_ of AEschylus, the
+ _Antigone_ of Sophocles, the _Clouds_ of Aristophanes, the History
+ of Thucydides and the Orations of Demosthenes, its last embodiment
+ being perhaps the famous oath of that orator on the souls of those
+ who risked their lives at Marathon."--_History of English Poetry_,
+ vol. i., c 2.
+
+In the most brilliant age of Greece, then, and of Greek art and letters,
+the civic spirit was the inspiring spirit. But as the Greek cities sank
+one by one before the Macedonian power and forfeited their liberties, this
+civic spirit died for lack of nourishment and exercise, and literature was
+driven to feed on itself--which is about the worst thing that can ever
+happen to it, and one of the worst things that can happen to a nation.
+The old political education gave place to an 'encyclopaedic' education.
+The language fell into the hands of grammarians and teachers of rhetoric,
+whose inventions may have a certain interest of their own, but--to quote
+Mr. Courthope again--no longer reflect the feelings and energies of free
+political life. Roman literature drives home the same, or a similar,
+moral. "The greatness of Rome was as entirely civic in its origin as that
+of any Greek city, and, like the Greek cities, Rome in the days of her
+freedom, and while she was still fighting for the mastery, preserved a
+system of political education, both in the hearth and the Senate, which
+was suited to her character. Cato, the Censor, according to Plutarch,
+ 'wrote histories for his son, with his own hand, in large characters; so
+that without leaving his father's house he might gain a knowledge of the
+illustrious actions of the ancient Romans and the customs of his country':
+and what is of importance to observe," adds Mr. Courthope, "is that, even
+after the introduction of Greek culture, Cato's educational ideal was felt
+to be the foundation of Roman greatness by the orators and poets who
+adorned the golden age of Latin literature." The civic spirit was at once
+the motive and vitalising force of Cicero's eloquence, and still acts as
+its antiseptic. It breaks through the conventional forms of Virgil's
+Eclogues and Georgics, and declares itself exultantly in such passages as
+the famous eulogy--
+
+ "Sed neque Medorum silvae, ditissima terra,
+ Nec pulcher Ganges atque auro turbidus Hermus
+ Laudibus Italiae certent. . . ."
+
+It closes the last Georgic on a high political note. Avowedly it inspires
+the _AEneid_. It permeates all that Horace wrote. These two poets never
+tire of calling on their countrymen to venerate the Roman virtues, to hold
+fast by the old Sabine simplicity and:
+
+ "Pure religion breathing household laws."
+
+Again, when the mischief was done, and Rome had accepted the Alexandrine
+model of education and literary culture, Juvenal reinvoked the old spirit
+in his denunciation of the hundred and more trivialities which the new
+spirit engendered. It was a belated, despairing echo. You cannot expect
+quite the same shout from a man who leads a forlorn sortie, and a man who
+defends a proud citadel while yet it is merely threatened. But, allowing
+for changed circumstances, you will find that Juvenal's is just the old
+civic spirit turned to fierceness by despair. And he strikes out
+unerringly enough at the ministers of Rome's decline--at the poets who
+chatter and the rhetoricians who declaim on merely 'literary' topics; the
+rich who fritter away life on private luxuries and the pursuit of trivial
+aims; the debased Greek with his "smattering of encyclopaedic knowledge,"
+but no devotion to the city in which he only hopes to make money.
+
+Now is this civic spirit in literature (however humble its practitioners)
+one which England can easily afford to despise? So far as I know, it has
+been reserved for an age of newspapers to declare explicitly that such a
+spirit is merely mischievous; that a poet ought to be a man of the study,
+isolated amid the stir of passing events, serenely indifferent to his
+country's fortunes, or at least withholding his gift (allowed, with
+magnificent but unconscious irony, to be 'divine') from that general
+contribution to the public wisdom in which journalists make so brave a
+show. He may, if he have the singular luck to be a Laureate, be allowed
+to strike his lyre and sing of an _accouchement_; this being about the
+only event on which politicians and journalists have not yet claimed the
+monopoly of offering practical advice. But farther he may hardly go: and
+all because a silly assertion has been repeated until second-rate minds
+confuse it with an axiom. People of a certain class of mind seem capable
+of believing anything they see in print, provided they see it often.
+For these, the announcement that somebody's lung tonic possesses a
+peculiar virtue has only to be repeated at intervals along a railway line,
+and with each repetition the assurance becomes more convincing, until
+towards the journey's end it wears the imperativeness almost of a revealed
+truth. And yet no reasonable inducement to belief has been added by any
+one of these repetitions. The whole thing is a psychological trick.
+The moral impressiveness of the first placard beyond Westbourne Park
+Station depends entirely on whether you are travelling from London to
+Birmingham, or from Birmingham to London. A mind which yields itself to
+this illusion could probably, with perseverance, be convinced that pale
+pills are worth a guinea a box for pink people, were anyone interested in
+enforcing such a harmless proposition: and I have no doubt that the Man in
+the Street has long since accepted the reiterated axiom that a poet should
+hold aloof from public affairs, having no more capacity than a child for
+understanding their drift.
+
+Yet, as a matter of fact, the cry is just a cant party trick, used by each
+party in its turn. Mr. Kipling writes "Cleared," Mr. Alfred Austin hymns
+"Jameson's Ride," and forthwith the Liberals lift hands and voices in
+horror. Mr. Watson denounces the Armenian massacres or the Boer War, and
+the Unionists can hardly find words to express their pained surprise.
+Mr. Swinburne inveighed against Irishmen, and delighted a party; inveighed
+against the Czar, and divided a whole Front Bench between shocked
+displeasure and half-humorous astonishment that a poet should have any
+opinions about Russia, or, having some, should find anybody to take them
+seriously. It is all cant, my friends--nothing but cant; and at its base
+lies the old dispute between principle and casuistry. If politics and
+statecraft rest ultimately on principles of right and wrong, then a poet
+has as clear a right as any man to speak upon them: as clear a right now
+as when Tennyson lifted his voice on behalf of the Fleet, or Wordsworth
+penned his 'Two Voices' sonnet, or Milton denounced the massacres at
+Piedmont. While this nation retains a conscience, its poets have a clear
+right and a clear call to be the voice of that conscience. They may err,
+of course; they may mistake the voice of party for the voice of
+conscience: 'Jameson's Ride' and 'The Year of Shame'--one or both--may
+misread that voice. Judge them as severely as you will by their rightness
+or wrongness, and again judge them by their merits or defects as
+literature. Only do not forbid the poet to speak and enforce the moral
+conviction that is in him.
+
+If, on the other hand, politics be a mere affair of casuistry; or worse--a
+mere game of opportunism in which he excels who hits on the cleverest
+expedient for each several crisis as it occurs; then indeed you may bid
+the poet hush the voice of principle, and listen only to the sufficiently
+dissonant instruction of those specialists at the game who make play in
+Parliament and the press. If politics be indeed that base thing connoted
+by the term "_drift_ of public affairs," then the axiom rests on wisdom
+after all. The poet cannot be expected to understand the "drift," and had
+better leave it to these specialists in drifting.
+
+But if you search, you will find that poetry--rare gift as it is, and
+understood by so few--has really been exerting an immense influence on
+public opinion all the while that we have been deluged with assertions of
+this unhappy axiom. Why, I dare to say that one-half of the sense of
+Empire which now dominates political thought in Great Britain has been the
+creation of her poets. The public, if it will but clear its mind of cant,
+is grateful enough for such poetry as Mr. Kipling's 'Flag of England' and
+Mr. Henley's 'England, my England'; and gratefully recognises that the
+spirit of these songs has passed on to thousands of men, women, and
+children, who have never read a line of Mr. Henley's or Mr. Kipling's
+composition.
+
+As for the axiom, it is merely the complement of that 'Art for Art's sake'
+chatter which died a dishonoured death but a short while ago, and which it
+is still one of the joys of life to have outlived. You will remember how
+loftily we were assured that Art had nothing to do with morality: that the
+novelist, e.g. who composed tales of human conduct, had no concern with
+ethics--that is to say with the principles of human conduct: that
+"Art's only business was to satisfy Art," and so forth. Well, it is all
+over now, and packed away in the rag-bag of out-worn paradoxes; and we are
+left to enjoy the revived freshness of the simple truth that an artist
+exists to serve his art, and his art to serve men and women.
+
+
+
+AUGUST.
+
+
+As it was reported to me, the story went that one Sunday morning in August
+a family stood in a window not far from this window of mine--the window of
+an hotel coffee-room--and debated where to go for divine worship.
+They were three: father, mother, and daughter, arrived the night before
+from the Midlands, to spend their holiday. "The fisher-folk down here are
+very religious," said the father, contemplating the anchored craft--
+yachts, trading-steamers, merchantmen of various rigs and nationalities--
+in which he supposed the native population to go a-fishing on week-days:
+for he had been told in the Midlands that we were fisher-folk.
+"Plymouth Brethren mostly, I suppose," said the wife: "we changed at
+Plymouth." "Bristol." "Was it Bristol? Well, Plymouth was the last big
+town we stopped at: I am sure of _that_. And this is on the same coast,
+isn't it?" "What _are_ Plymouth Brethren?" the daughter asked.
+"Oh, well, my dear, I expect they are very decent, earnest people.
+It won't do us any harm to attend their service, if they have one.
+What I say is, when you're away on holiday, do as the Romans do."
+The father had been listening with an unprejudiced air, as who should say,
+"I am here by the seaside for rest and enjoyment." He called to the
+waiter, "What places of worship have you?" The waiter with professional
+readiness hinted that he had some to suit all tastes, "Church of England,
+Wesleyan, Congregational, Bible Christian--" "Plymouth Brethren?"
+The waiter had never heard of them: they had not, at any rate, been asked
+for within his recollection. He retired crestfallen. "That's the worst
+of these waiters," the father explained: "they get 'em down for the season
+from Lord knows where, Germany perhaps, and they can tell you nothing of
+the place." "But this one is not a German, and he told me last night he'd
+been here for years." "Well, the question is, Where we are to go?
+Here, Ethel,"--as a second daughter entered, buttoning her gloves--"your
+mother can't make up her mind what place of worship to try."
+"Why, father, how can you _ask?_ We must go to the Church, of course--I
+saw it from the 'bus--and hear the service in the fine old Cornish
+language."
+
+Now, I suspect that the friend to whom I am indebted for this story
+introduced a few grace-notes into his report. But it is a moral story in
+many respects, and I give it for the sake of the one or two morals which
+may be drawn from it. In the first place, absurd as these people appear,
+their ignorance but differs by a shade or two from the knowledge of
+certain very learned people of my acquaintance. That is to say, they know
+about as much concerning the religion of this corner of England to-day as
+the archaeologists, for all their industry, know concerning the religion of
+Cornwall before it became subject to the See of Canterbury in the reign of
+Athelstan, A.D. 925-40; and their hypotheses were constructed on much the
+same lines. Nay, the resemblance in method and in the general muddle of
+conclusions obtained would have been even more striking had these good
+persons mixed up Plymouth Brethren (founded in 1830) with the Pilgrim
+Fathers who sailed out of Plymouth in 1620, and are already undergoing the
+process of mythopoeic conversion into Deucalions and Pyrrhas of the United
+States of America. Add a slight confusion of their tenets with those of
+Mormonism, or at least a disposition to lay stress on all discoverable
+points of similarity between Puritans and Mormons, and really you have a
+not unfair picture of the hopeless mess into which our researchers in the
+ancient religions of Cornwall have honestly contrived to plunge themselves
+and us. It was better in the happy old days when we all believed in the
+Druids; when the Druids explained everything, and my excellent father
+grafted mistletoe upon his apple-trees--in vain, because nothing will
+persuade the mistletoe to grow down here. But nobody believes in the
+Druids just now: and the old question of the Cassiterides has never been
+solved to general satisfaction: and the Indian cowrie found in a barrow at
+Land's End, the tiny shell which raised such a host of romantic
+conjectures and inspired Mr. Canton to write his touching verses:--
+
+ "What year was it that blew
+ The Aryan's wicker-work canoe
+ Which brought the shell to English land?
+ What prehistoric man or woman's hand,
+ With what intent, consigned it to this grave--
+ This barrow set in sound of the Ancient World's last wave?"
+
+ "Beside it in the mound
+ A charmed bead of flint was found.
+ Some woman surely in this place
+ Covered with flowers a little baby-face,
+ And laid the cowrie on the cold dead breast;
+ And, weeping, turned for comfort to the landless West?"
+
+
+ "No man shall ever know.
+ It happened all so long ago
+ That this same childless woman may
+ Have stood upon the cliffs around the bay
+ And watched for tin-ships that no longer came,
+ Nor knew that Carthage had gone down in Roman flame."
+
+This cowrie--are we even certain that it was Indian?--that it differed so
+unmistakably from the cowries discoverable by twos and threes at times on
+a little beach off which I cast anchor half a dozen times every summer?
+I speak as a man anxious to get at a little plain knowledge concerning the
+land of his birth, and the researchers seem honestly unable to give me any
+that does not tumble to pieces even in their own hands. For--and this
+seems the one advance made--the researchers themselves are honest
+nowadays. Their results may be disappointing, but at least they no longer
+bemuse themselves and us with the fanciful and even mystical speculations
+their predecessors indulged in. Take the case of our inscribed stones and
+wayside crosses. Cornwall is peculiarly rich in these: of crosses alone
+it possesses more than three hundred. But when we make inquiry into their
+age we find ourselves in almost complete fog. The merit of the modern
+inquirer (of Mr. Langdon, for instance) is that he acknowledges the fog,
+and does not pretend to guide us out of it by haphazard hypotheses
+propounded with pontifical gravity and assurance--which was the way of
+that erratic genius, the Rev. R. S. Hawker:--
+
+ "Wheel-tracks in old Cornwall there were none, but there were strange
+ and narrow paths across the moorlands, which, the forefathers said, in
+ their simplicity, were first traced by Angels' feet. These, in truth,
+ were trodden and worn by religious men: by the Pilgrim as he paced his
+ way towards his chosen and votive bourne; or by the Palmer, whose
+ listless footsteps had neither a fixed Kebla nor future abode.
+ Dimly visible, by the darker hue of the crushed grass, these strait
+ and narrow roads led the traveller along from one Hermitage to another
+ Chapelry, or distant and inhabited cave; or the byeways turned aside
+ to reach some legendary spring, until at last, far, far away, the
+ winding track stood still upon the shore, where St. Michael of the
+ Mount rebuked the dragon from his throne of rock above the seething
+ sea. But what was the wanderer's guide along the bleak unpeopled
+ surface of the Cornish moor? The Wayside Cross! . . ."
+
+Very pretty, no doubt! but, unlike the Wayside Cross, this kind of writing
+leads nowhere. We want Mr. Hawker's authority for what 'the forefathers
+said, in their simplicity'; without that, what the forefathers said
+resembles what the soldier said in being inadmissible as evidence.
+We want Mr. Hawker's authority for saying that these paths '_in truth_,
+were trodden, and worn by religious men.' Nay we want his authority for
+saying that there were any paths at all! The hypotheses of symbolism are
+even worse; for these may lead to anything. Mr. Langdon was seriously
+told on one occasion that the four holes of a cross represented the four
+evangelists. "This," says he plaintively, "it will be admitted, is going
+a little too far, as nothing else but four holes could be the result of a
+ring and cross combined." At Phillack, in the west of Cornwall, there is
+_part_ of a coped stone having a rude cable mounting along the top of the
+ridge. Two sapient young archaeologists counted the remaining notches of
+this cable, and, finding they came to _thirty-two_, decided at once that
+they represented our Lord's age! They were quite certain, having counted
+them twice. In fact, there seems to be nothing that symbolism will not
+prove. Do you meet with a pentacle? Its five points are the fingers of
+Omnipotence. With a six-pointed star? Then Omnipotence has taken an
+extra finger, to include the human nature of the Messiah: and so on.
+It reminds one of the Dilly Song:--
+
+ "I will sing you Five, O!"
+ "What is your Five, O?"
+ "Five it is the Dilly Bird that's never seen but heard, O!"
+ "I will sing you Six, O! . . ."
+
+And six is 'The Cherubim Watchers,' or 'The Crucifix,' or 'The Cheerful
+Waiters,' or 'The Ploughboys under the Bowl,' or whatever local fancy may
+have hit on and made traditional.
+
+The modern researcher is honest and sticks to facts; but there are next to
+no facts. And when he comes to a tentative conclusion, he must hedge it
+about with so many 'ifs,' that practically he leaves us in total
+indecision. Nothing, for instance, can exceed the patient industry
+displayed in the late Mr. William Copeland Borlase's _Age of the Saints_
+--a monograph on Early Christianity in Cornwall: but, in a way, no more
+hopeless book was ever penned. The author confessed it, indeed, on his
+last page. "There seems to be little ground for hope that we shall be
+ever able to gain a perfectly true insight into the history of the epoch
+with which we have attempted to deal, or to unravel the meshes of so
+tangled a web." He felt his task, as he put it, to be not unlike that of
+gathering up the broken pieces of pottery from some ancient tomb, with the
+hope of fitting them together so as to make one large and perfect vase,
+but finding during the process that they belong to several vessels, not
+one of which is capable of restoration as a whole, though some faint
+notion of the pristine shape of each may be gained from the general
+pattern and contour of its shards. All that can be gained from the
+materials at hand is a reasonable probability that Cornwall, before it
+bent its neck to the See of Canterbury, had been invaded by three distinct
+streams of missionary effort--from Ireland, from Wales, and from Brittany.
+But even in what order they came no man can say for certain.
+
+The young lady in my friend's story wished to hear the service of the
+Church of England in 'the fine old Cornish language.' Alas! if Edward VI.
+and his advisers had been as wise, the religious history of Cornwall,
+during two centuries at least, had been a happier one. It was liberal to
+give Englishmen a Liturgy in their own tongue; but it was neither liberal
+nor conspicuously intelligent to impose the same upon the Cornishmen, who
+neither knew nor cared about the English language. It may be easy to lay
+too much stress upon this grievance; since Cornishmen of this period had a
+knack of being 'agin the government, anyway,' and had contrived two
+considerable rebellions less than sixty years before, one because they did
+not see their way to subscribing 2,500 pounds towards fighting King James
+IV. of Scotland for protecting Perkin Warbeck, and the other under
+Perkin's own leadership. But it was at least a serious grievance; and the
+trouble began in the first year of Edward VI.'s reign. The King began by
+issuing several Injunctions about religion; and among them, this one:
+That all images found in churches, for divine worship or otherwise, should
+be pulled down and cast forth out of those churches; and that all
+preachers should persuade the people from praying to saints, or for the
+dead, and from the use of beads, ashes, processions, masses, dirges, and
+praying to God publicly in an unknown tongue. A Mr. Body, one of the
+commissioners appointed to carry out this Injunction, was pulling down
+images in Helston church, near the Lizard, when a priest stabbed him with
+a knife: "of which wound he instantly fell dead in that place. And though
+the murderer was taken and sent up to London, tried, found guilty of
+murder in Westminster Hall, and executed in Smithfield, yet the Cornish
+people flocked together in a tumultuous and rebellious manner, by the
+instigation of their priests in divers parts of the shire or county, and
+committed many barbarities and outrages in the same." These disturbances
+ended in Arundel's rebellion, the purpose of which was to demand the
+restoration of the old Liturgy; and, in truth, the Seven Articles under
+which they formulated this demand must have seemed very moderate indeed to
+their conservative minds. The rebellion failed, of course, after a five
+weeks' siege of Exeter; and was bloodily revenged, with something of the
+savage humour displayed by Jeffreys in punishing a later Western
+rebellion. This part of the business was committed to Sir Anthony
+(_alias_ William) Kingston, Knight, a Gloucestershire man, as Provost
+Marshal; and "it is memorable what sport he made, by virtue of his office,
+upon men in misery." Here are one or two of his merry conceits, which
+read strangely like the jests reported by Herodotus:--
+
+ (1) "One Boyer, Mayor of Bodmin in Cornwall, had been amongst the
+ rebels, not willingly, but enforced: to him the Provost sent word he
+ would come and dine with him: for whom the Mayor made great
+ provision. A little before dinner, the Provost took the Mayor aside,
+ and whispered him in the ear, that an execution must that day be done
+ in the town, and therefore required to have a pair of gallows set up
+ against dinner should be done. The Mayor failed not of the charge.
+ Presently after dinner the Provost, taking the Mayor by the hand,
+ intreated him to lead him where the gallows was, which, when he
+ beheld, he asked the Mayor if he thought them to be strong enough.
+ 'Yes' (said the Mayor),'doubtless they are.' 'Well, then'(said the
+ Provost), 'get you up speedily, for they are provided for you.'
+ 'I hope' (answered the Mayor), 'you mean not as you speak.'
+ 'In faith' (said the Provost), 'there is no remedy, for you have been
+ a busie rebel.' And so without respite or defence he was hanged to
+ death; a most uncourteous part for a guest to offer his host."
+ --Sir Rich. Baker, 1641.
+
+ (2) "Near the same place dwelt a Miller, who had been a busie actor
+ in that rebellion; who, fearing the approach of the Marshal, told a
+ sturdy fellow, his servant, that he had occasion to go from home, and
+ therefore bid him, that if any man came to inquire after the miller,
+ he should not speak of him, but say that himself was the miller, and
+ had been so for three years before. So the Provost came and called
+ for the miller, when out comes the servant and saith he was the man.
+ The Provost demanded how long he had kept the mill? 'These three
+ years' (answered the servant). Then the Provost commanded his men to
+ lay hold on him and hang him on the next tree. At this the fellow
+ cried out that he was not the miller, but the miller's man.
+ 'Nay, sir' (said the Provost), 'I will take you at your word, and if
+ thou beest the miller, thou art a busie knave; if thou beest not,
+ thou art a false lying knave; and howsoever, thou canst never do thy
+ master better service than to hang for him'; and so, without more
+ ado, he was dispatched."--_Ibid_.
+
+The story of one Mayow, whom Kingston hanged at a tavern signpost in the
+town of St. Columb, has a human touch. "Tradition saith that his crime
+was not capital; and therefore his wife was advised by her friends to
+hasten to the town after the Marshal and his men, who had him in custody,
+and beg his life. Which accordingly she prepared to do; and to render
+herself the more amiable petitioner before the Marshal's eyes, this dame
+spent so much time in attiring herself and putting on her French hood,
+then in fashion, that her husband was put to death before her arrival."
+
+Such was the revenge wreaked on a population which the English of the day
+took so little pains to understand that (as I am informed) in an old
+geography book of the days of Elizabeth, Cornwall is described as
+'a foreign country on that side of England next to Spain.'
+
+
+And now that the holiday season is upon us, and the visitor stalks our
+narrow streets, perhaps he will not resent a word or two of counsel in
+exchange for the unreserved criticism he lavishes upon us. We are
+flattered by his frequent announcement that on the whole he finds us clean
+and civil and fairly honest; and respond with the assurance that we are
+always pleased to see him so long as he behaves himself. We, too, have
+found him clean and fairly honest; and if we have anything left to desire,
+it is only that he will realise, a little more constantly, the extent of
+his knowledge of us, and the extent to which his position as a visitor
+should qualify his bearing towards us. I address this hint particularly
+to those who make copy out of their wanderings in our midst; and I believe
+it has only to be suggested, and it will be at once recognised for true,
+that the proper attitude for a visitor in a strange land is one of
+modesty. He may be a person of quite considerable importance in his own
+home, even if that home be London; but when he finds himself on strange
+soil he may still have a deal to learn from the people who have lived on
+that soil for generations, adapted themselves to its conditions and sown
+it with memories in which he cannot have a share.
+
+In truth, many of our visitors would seem to suffer from a confusion of
+thought. Possibly the Visitors' Books at hotels and places of public
+resort may have fostered this. Our guest makes a stay of a few weeks in
+some spot to which he has been attracted by its natural beauty: he idles
+and watches the inhabitants as they go about their daily business; and at
+the end he deems it not unbecoming to record his opinion that they are
+intelligent, civil, honest, and sober--or the reverse. He mistakes.
+It is _he_ who has been on probation during these weeks--_his_
+intelligence, _his_ civility, _his_ honesty, _his_ sobriety. For my
+part, I look forward to a time when Visitors' Books shall record the
+impressions which visitors leave behind them, rather than those which they
+bear away. For an instance or two:--
+
+ (1) "The Rev. and Mrs. '--', of '--', arrived here in August, 1897,
+ and spent six weeks. We found them clean, and invariably sober and
+ polite. We hope they will come often."
+
+ (2) "Mr. X and his friend Y, from Z, came over here, attired in
+ flannels and the well-known blazer of the Tooting Bec Cricket Club.
+ They shot gulls in the harbour, and made themselves a public
+ nuisance by constant repetition of a tag from a music-hall song,
+ with an indecent sub-intention. Their behaviour towards the young
+ women of this town was offensive. Seen in juxtaposition with the
+ natural beauties of this coast, they helped one to realise how small
+ a thing (under certain conditions) is man."
+
+ (3) "Mr. and Mrs. So-and-so and family spent a fortnight here.
+ The lady complained that the town was dull, which we (who would have
+ the best reason to complain of such a defect) do not admit.
+ She announced her opinion in the street, at the top of her voice; and
+ expressed annoyance that there should be no band to play of an
+ evening. She should have brought one. Her husband carried about a
+ note-book and asked us questions about our private concerns.
+ He brought no letters of introduction, and we do not know his
+ business. The children behaved better."
+
+ (4) "Mr. Blank arrived here on a bicycle, and charmed us with the
+ geniality of his address. We hope to see him again, as he left
+ without discharging a number of small debts."
+
+It is, I take it, because the Briton has grown accustomed to invading
+other people's countries, that he expects, when travelling, to find a
+polite consideration which he does not import. But the tourist pushes the
+expectation altogether too far. When he arrives at a town which lays
+itself out to attract visitors for the sake of the custom they bring, he
+has a right to criticise, _if he feel quite sure he is a visitor of the
+sort which the town desires_. This is important: for a town may seek to
+attract visitors, and yet be exceedingly unwilling to attract some kinds
+of visitors. But should he choose to plant himself upon a spot where the
+inhabitants ask only to go about the ordinary occupations of life in
+quietness, it is the height of impertinence to proclaim that the life of
+the place does not satisfy his needs. Most intolerable of all is the
+conduct of the uninvited stranger who settles for a year or two in some
+quiet town--we suffer a deal from such persons along the south-western
+littoral--and starts with the intention of "putting a little 'go' into
+it," or, in another of his favourite phrases, of "putting the place to
+rights." Men of this mind are not to be reasoned with; nor is it
+necessary that they should be reasoned with. Only, when the inevitable
+reaction is felt, and they begin to lose their temper, I would beg them
+not to assume too hastily that the 'natives' have no sense of humour.
+All localities have a sense of humour, but it works diversely with them.
+A man may even go on for twenty years, despising his neighbours for the
+lack of it. But when the discovery comes, he will be lucky if the
+remembrance of it do not wake him up of nights, and keep him writhing in
+his bed--that is, if we suppose _him_ to have a sense of humour too.
+
+An aeronaut who had lost his bearings, descending upon some farm labourers
+in Suffolk, demanded anxiously where he was. "Why, don't you know?
+You be up in a balloon, bo." A pedestrian in Cornwall stopped a labourer
+returning from work, and asked the way to St.--'. "And where might
+you come from?" the labourer demanded. "I don't see what affair that is
+of yours. I asked you the way to St. '--'." "Well then, if you don't
+tell us where you be come from, we bain't goin' to tell you the way to
+St. '--'" It seems to me that both of these replies contain humour, and
+the second a deal of practical wisdom.
+
+The foregoing remarks apply, with very little modification, to those
+strangers who take up their residence in Cornwall and, having sojourned
+among us for a while without ever penetrating to the confidence of the
+people, pass judgment on matters of which, because they were above
+learning, knowledge has been denied to them. A clergyman, dwelling in a
+country parish where perhaps he finds himself the one man of education
+(as he understands it), is prone enough to make the mistake; yet not more
+fatally prone than your Gigadibs, the literary man, who sees his
+unliterary (even illiterate) neighbours not as they are, but as a clever
+novelist would present them to amuse an upper or middle class reader.
+Stevenson (a greater man than Gigadibs) frankly confessed that he could
+make nothing of us:--
+
+ "There were no emigrants direct from Europe--save one German family
+ and a knot of Cornish miners who kept grimly by themselves, one
+ reading the New Testament all day long through steel spectacles, the
+ rest discussing privately the secrets of their old-world mysterious
+ race. Lady Hester Stanhope believed she could make something great
+ of the Cornish: for my part, I can make nothing of them at all.
+ A division of races, older and more original than that of Babel,
+ keeps this close esoteric family apart from neighbouring Englishmen.
+ Not even a Red Indian seems more foreign in my eyes. This is one of
+ the lessons of travel--that some of the strangest races dwell next
+ door to you at home."
+
+This straightforward admission is worth (to my mind) any half-dozen of
+novels written about us by 'foreigners' who, starting with the
+Mudie-convention and a general sense that we are picturesque, write
+commentaries upon what is a sealed book and deal out judgments which are
+not only wrong, but wrong with a thoroughness only possible to entire
+self-complacency.
+
+
+And yet . . . It seems to a Cornishman so easy to get at Cornish hearts--
+so easy even for a stranger if he will approach them, as they will at once
+respond, with that modesty which is the first secret of fine manners.
+Some years ago I was privileged to edit a periodical--though short-lived
+not wholly unsuccessful--the _Cornish Magazine_. At the end of each
+number we printed a page of 'Cornish Diamonds,' as we called them--scraps
+of humour picked up here and there in the Duchy by Cornish correspondents;
+and in almost all of them the Cornishman was found gently laughing at
+himself; in not one of them (so far as I remember) at the stranger.
+Over and over again the jest depended on our small difficulties in making
+our own distinctions of thought understood in English. Here are a few
+examples:--
+
+(1) "Please God," said Aunt Mary Bunny, "if I live till this evenin'
+ and all's well I'll send for the doctor."
+
+(2) "I don't name no names," said Uncle Billy "but Jack Tremenheere's
+ the man."
+
+(3) "I shan't go there nor nowhere else," said old Jane Caddy,
+ "I shall go 'long up Redruth."
+
+(4) "I thought 'twere she, an' she thought 'twere I," said Gracey
+ Temby, "but when we come close 'twadn't narry wan o' us."
+
+(5) A crowd stood on the cliff watching a stranded vessel and the
+ lifeboat going out to her.
+ "What vessel is it?" asked a late arrival.
+ "The _Dennis Lane_."
+ "How many be they aboord?"
+ "Aw, love and bless 'ee, there's three poor dear sawls and wan old
+ Irishman."
+
+(6) Complainant (cross-examining defendant's witness): "What colour
+ was the horse?"
+ "Black."
+ "Well, I'm not allowed to contradict you, and I wouldn' for worlds:
+ but I say he wasn't."
+
+(7) A covey of partridges rose out of shot, flew over the hedge, and was
+ lost to view. "Where do you think they've gone?" said the sportsman
+ to his keeper. "There's a man digging potatoes in the next field.
+ Ask if he saw them."
+ "Aw, that's old Sam Petherick: he hasna seed 'em, he's hard o'
+ hearin'."
+
+(8) _Schoolmaster_: "I'm sorry to tell you, Mr. Minards, that your son
+ Zebedee is little better than a fool."
+ _Parent_: "Naw, naw, schoolmaster; my Zebedee's no fule; only a bit
+ easy to teach."
+
+[I myself know a farmer who approached the head master of a Grammar School
+and begged for a reduction in terms: "because," he pleaded, "I know my
+son: he's that thick you can get very little into en, and I believe in
+payment by results."]
+
+Here we pass from confusion of language into mere confusion of thought,
+the classical instance of which is the Mevagissey man who, having been
+asked the old question, "If a herring and a half cost three-halfpence, how
+many can you buy for a shilling?'" and having given it up and been told
+the answer, responded brightly, "Why, o' course! Darn me, if I wasn'
+thinkin' of pilchards!" I met with a fair Devon rival to this story the
+other day in the reported conversation of two farmers discussing the
+electric light at Chagford (run by Chagford's lavish water-power).
+"It do seem out of reason," said the one, "to make vire out o' watter."
+"No," agreed the other, "it don't seem possible: but there,"--after a slow
+pause--"'tis butiful water to Chaggyford!"
+
+It was pleasant, while the Magazine lasted, to record these and like
+simplicities: and though the voyage was not long, one may recall without
+regret its send-off, brave enough in its way:--
+
+ "'WISH 'EE WELL!'
+
+ "The ensign's dipped; the captain takes the wheel.
+ 'So long!' the pilot waves, and 'Wish 'ee well!'
+ Go little craft, and with a home-made keel
+ 'Mid loftier ships, but with a heart as leal,
+ Learn of blue waters and the long sea swell!
+
+ "Through the spring days we built and tackled thee,
+ Tested thy timbers, saw thy rigging sound,
+ Bent sail, and now put forth unto the sea
+ Where those leviathans, the critics, be,
+ And other monsters diversely profound.
+
+ "Some bronzed Phoenician with his pigmy freight
+ Haply thy herald was, who drave of yore
+ Deep-laden from Bolerium by the Strait
+ Of Gades, and beside his city's gate
+ Chaffered in ingots cast of Cornish ore.
+
+ "So be thou fortunate as thou art bold;
+ Fare, little craft, and make the world thy friend:
+ And, it may be--when all thy journey's told
+ With anchor dropped and tattered canvas rolled,
+ And some good won for Cornwall in the end--
+
+ "Thou wilt recall, as best, a lonely beach,
+ And a few exiles, to the barter come,
+ Who recognised the old West-country speech,
+ And touched thee, reverent, whispering each to each--
+ 'She comes from far--from very far--from home.'"
+
+
+I have a special reason for remembering _The Cornish Magazine_, because it
+so happened that the first number (containing these hopeful verses) was
+put into my hands with the morning's letters as I paced the garden below
+this Cornish Window, careless of it or of anything but a doctor's verdict
+of life or death in the house above. The verdict was for life. . . .
+
+Years ago as a child I used to devour in that wonderful book _Good Words
+for the Young_, the _Lilliput Levee_ and _Lilliput Lyrics_ of the late
+William Brighty Rands: and among Rands' lyrics was one upon "The Girl that
+Garibaldi kissed." Of late years Rands has been coming to something like
+his own. His verses have been republished, and that excellent artist Mr.
+Charles Robinson has illustrated them. But I must tell Mr. Robinson that
+his portrait of the Girl that Garibaldi kissed does not in the least
+resemble her. I speak with knowledge--I the child who have lived to meet
+and know the child whom Garibaldi kissed and blessed as the sailors were
+weighing anchor to carry him out of this harbour and away from England.
+Wild horses shall not drag from me the name of that young person; because
+it happened--well, at an easily discoverable date--and she may not care
+for me to proclaim her age (as certainly she does not look it).
+
+ "He bowed to my own daughter,
+ And Polly is her name;
+ She wore a shirt of slaughter,
+ Of Garibaldi flame--
+
+ "Of course I mean of scarlet;
+ But the girl he kissed--who knows?--
+ May be named Selina Charlotte,
+ And dressed in yellow clothes!"
+
+But she isn't; and she wasn't; for she wore a scarlet pelisse as they
+handed her up the yacht's side, and the hero took her in his arms.
+
+ "It would be a happy plan
+ For everything that's human,
+ If the pet of such a man
+ Should grow to such a woman!
+
+ "If she does as much in her way
+ As he has done in his--
+ Turns bad things topsy-turvy,
+ And sad things into bliss--
+
+ "O we shall not need a survey
+ To find that little miss,
+ Grown to a woman worthy
+ Of Garibaldi's kiss!"
+
+Doggrel? Yes, doggrel no doubt! Let us pass on.
+
+
+In the early numbers of our _Cornish Magazine_ a host of contributors
+(some of them highly distinguished) discussed the question,
+'How to develop Cornwall as a holiday resort.' 'How to bedevil it' was, I
+fear, our name in the editorial office for this correspondence. More and
+more as the debate went on I found myself out of sympathy with it, and
+more and more in sympathy with a lady who raised an indignant protest--
+
+ "Unless Cornishmen look to it, their country will be spoilt before
+ they know it. Already there are signs of it--pitiable signs;
+ Not many months ago I visited Tintagel, which is justly one of the
+ prides of the Duchy. The 'swinging seas' are breaking against the
+ great cliffs as they broke there centuries ago when Arthur and
+ Launcelot and the Knights of the Round Table peopled the place.
+ The castle is mostly crumbled away now, but some fraction of its old
+ strength still stands to face the Atlantic gales, and to show us how
+ walls were built in the grand old days. In the valley the grass is
+ green and the gorse is yellow, and overhead the skies are blue and
+ delightful: but facing Arthur's Castle--grinning down, as it were,
+ in derision--there is being erected a modern hotel--'built in
+ imitation of Arthur's Castle,' as one is told! . . . There is not yet
+ a rubbish shoot over the edge of the cliff, but I do not think I am
+ wrong in stating that the drainage is brought down into that cove
+ where long ago (the story runs) the naked baby Arthur came ashore on
+ the great wave!"
+
+In summing up the discussion I confess with shame that I temporised.
+It was hard to see one's native country impoverished by the evil days in
+which mining (and to a lesser degree, agriculture) had fallen; to see
+her population diminishing and her able-bodied sons emigrating by the
+thousand. It is all very pretty for a visitor to tell us that the charm
+of Cornwall is its primaeval calm, that it seems to sleep an enchanted
+sleep, and so on; but we who inhabit her wish (and not altogether from
+mercenary motives) to see her something better than a museum of a dead
+past. I temporised therefore with those who suggested that Cornwall might
+yet enrich herself by turning her natural beauty to account: yet even so I
+had the sense to add that--
+
+ "Jealous as I am for the beauty of our Duchy, and delighted when
+ strangers admire her, I am, if possible, more jealous for the
+ character of her sons, and more eager that strangers should respect
+ _them_. And I do see (and hope to be forgiven for seeing it) that a
+ people which lays itself out to exploit the stranger and the tourist
+ runs an appreciable risk of deterioration in manliness and
+ independence. It may seem a brutal thing to say, but as I had rather
+ be poor myself than subservient, so would I liefer see my countrymen
+ poor than subservient. It is not our own boast--we have it on the
+ fairly unanimous evidence of all who have visited us--that hitherto
+ Cornishmen have been able to combine independence with good manners.
+ For Heaven's sake, I say, let us keep that reputation, though at
+ great cost! But let us at the same time face the certainty that,
+ when we begin to take pay for entertaining strangers it will be a
+ hard reputation to keep. Were it within human capacity to decide
+ between a revival of our ancient industries, fishing and mining, and
+ the development of this new business, our decision would be prompt
+ enough. But it is not."
+
+I despaired too soon. Our industries seem in a fair way to revive, and
+with that promise I recognise that even in despair my willingness to
+temporise was foolish. For my punishment--though I helped not to erect
+them,--hideous hotels thrust themselves insistently on my sight as I walk
+our magnificent northern cliffs, and with the thought of that drain
+leading down to Arthur's cove I am haunted by the vision of Merlin erect
+above it, and by the memory of Hawker's canorous lines:--
+
+ "He ceased; and all around was dreamy night:
+ There stood Dundagel, throned; and the great sea
+ Lay, like a strong vassal at his master's gate,
+ And, like a drunken giant, sobbed in sleep!"
+
+
+
+SEPTEMBER.
+
+
+IN THE BAG, _August 30th_.
+
+At the village shop you may procure milk, butter, eggs, peppermints,
+trowsers, sun-bonnets, marbles, coloured handkerchiefs, and a number of
+other necessaries, including the London papers. But if you wish to pick
+and choose, you had better buy trowsers than the London papers; for this
+is less likely to bring you into conflict with the lady who owns the shop
+and asserts a prior claim on its conveniences. One of us (I will call him
+X) went ashore and asked for a London 'daily.' "Here's _Lloyd's Weekly
+News_ for you," said the lady; "but you can't have the daily, for I
+haven't finished reading it myself." "Very well," said I, when this was
+reported; "if I cannot read the news I want, I will turn to and write it."
+So I descended to the shop, and asked for a bottle of ink; since, oddly
+enough, there was none to be found on board. The lady produced a bottle
+and a pen. "But I don't want the pen," I objected. "They go together,"
+said she: "Whatever use is a bottle of ink without a pen?" For the life
+of me I could discover no answer to this. I paid my penny, and on
+returning with my purchases to the boat, I propounded the following
+questions:--
+
+ (1) _Quaere_. If, as the lady argued, a bottle of ink be
+ useless without a pen, by what process of reasoning did she omit
+ a sheet of paper from her pennyworth?
+
+ (2) Suppose that I damage or wear out this pen before exhausting
+ the bottle of ink, can she reasonably insist on my taking a
+ second bottle as a condition of acquiring a second pen?
+
+ (3) Suppose, on the other hand, that (as I compute) one pen will
+ outlast two and a half bottles of ink; that one bottle will
+ distil thirty thousand words; and that the late James Anthony
+ Froude (who lived close by) drew his supply of writing materials
+ from this shop: how many unused pens (at a guess) must that
+ distinguished man have accumulated in the process of composing
+ his _History of England?_
+
+We sailed into Salcombe on Saturday evening, in a hired yacht of
+twenty-eight tons, after beating around the Start and Prawl against a
+sou'westerly wind and a strong spring tide. Now the tide off the Start
+has to be studied. To begin with, it does not coincide in point of time
+with the tide inshore. The flood, or east stream, for instance, only
+starts to run there some three hours before it is high water at Salcombe;
+but, having started, runs with a vengeance, or, to be more precise, at
+something like three knots an hour during the high springs; and the
+consequence is a very lively race. Moreover, the bottom all the way from
+Start Point to Bolt Tail is extremely rough and irregular, which means
+that some ten or twelve miles of vicious seas can be set going on very
+short notice. Altogether you may spend a few hours here as uncomfortably
+as anywhere up or down Channel, with the single exception of Portland
+Race. If you turn aside for Salcombe, there is the bar to be considered;
+and Salcombe bar is a danger to be treated with grave respect. The
+_Channel Pilot_ will tell us why:--
+
+ "There is 8 ft. water at L.W. springs on the bar at the entrance,
+ but there are patches of 6 feet. Vessels drawing 20 ft. can
+ cross it (_when the sea is smooth_) at H.W. springs, and those
+ of 16 ft. at H.W. neaps. In S. gales there is a breaking, heavy
+ sea, and no vessel should then attempt the bar; in moderate S.
+ winds vessels may take it at high water."
+
+The bearing of these observations on the present narrative will appear
+anon. For the present, entering Salcombe with plenty of water and a
+moderate S.W. breeze, we had nothing to distract our attention from the
+beauty of the spot. I suppose it to be the most imposing river-entrance
+on the south coast; perhaps the most imposing on any of the coasts of
+Britain. But being lazy and by habit a shirker of word-painting, I must
+have recourse to the description given in Mr. Arthur Underhill's _Our
+Silver Streak_, most useful and pleasant of handbooks for yachtsmen
+cruising in the Channel:--
+
+ "As we approach Salcombe Head (part of Bolt Head), its
+ magnificent form becomes more apparent. It is said to be about
+ four hundred and thirty feet in height, but it looks very much
+ more. Its base is hollowed out into numerous caverns, into
+ which the sea dashes, while the profile of the head, often
+ rising some forty or fifty feet sheer from the water, slopes
+ back at an angle of about forty-five degrees in one long upward
+ sweep, broken in the most fantastic way into numerous pinnacles
+ and needles, which remind one forcibly of the _aiguilles_ of the
+ valley of Chamounix. I do not think that any headland in the
+ Channel is so impressive as this."
+
+As we passed it, its needles stood out darkly against a rare amber sky--
+such a glow as is only seen for a brief while before a sunset following
+much rain; and it had been raining, off and on, for a week past.
+I daresay that to the weatherwise this glow signified yet dirtier weather
+in store; but we surrendered ourselves to the charm of the hour.
+Unconscious of their doom the little victims played. We crossed the bar,
+sailed past the beautiful house in which Froude spent so many years,
+sailed past the little town, rounded a point, saw a long quiet stretch of
+river before us, and cast anchor in deep water. The address at the head
+of this paper is no sportive invention of mine. You may verify it by the
+Ordnance Map. We were in the Bag.
+
+I awoke that night to the hum of wind in the rigging and the patter of
+rain on deck. It blew and rained all the morning, and at noon took a
+fresh breath and began to blow viciously. After luncheon we abandoned our
+project of walking to Bolt Head, and chose such books from the cabin
+library as might decently excuse an afternoon's siesta. A scamper of feet
+fetched me out of my berth and up on deck. By this time a small gale was
+blowing, and to our slight dismay the boat had dragged her anchors and
+carried us up into sight of Kingsbridge. Luckily our foolish career was
+arrested for the moment; and, still more luckily, within handy distance of
+a buoy--laid there, I believe, for the use of vessels under quarantine.
+We carried out a hawser to this buoy, and waited until the tide should
+ease and allow us to warp down to it. Our next business was with the
+peccant anchors. We had two down--the best anchor and kedge; and supposed
+at first that the kedge must have parted. But a couple of minutes at the
+capstan reassured us. It was the kedge which had been holding us, to the
+extent of its small ability. And the Bag is an excellent anchorage after
+all, but not if you happen to get your best anchor foul of its chain. We
+hauled up, cleared, warped down to the buoy; and then, hoisting mizzen and
+headsails, cast loose and worked back to our old quarters.
+
+
+The afternoon's amusement, though exciting enough in its way, was not what
+we had come to Salcombe to seek. And since the weather promised nothing
+better, and already a heap of more or less urgent letters must be
+gathering dust in the post office at Plymouth, we resolved to beat over
+the bar at high water next morning (_this_ morning), and, as Mr. Lang puts
+it, 'know the brine salt on our lips, and the large air again': for there
+promised to be plenty of both between Bolt Head and the Mewstone.
+
+
+
+'Shun delays, they breed remorse,' and 'Time wears all his locks before'
+(or, as the Fourth-form boy translated it in pentameter,
+"_Tempus habet nullat posteriori comas_"). The fault was mine for wasting
+an invaluable hour among the 'shy traffickers' of Salcombe. By the time
+we worked down to the bar the tide had been ebbing for an hour and a half.
+The wind still blew strong from the south-west, and the seas on the bar
+were not pleasant to contemplate. Let alone the remoter risk of scraping
+on one of the two shallow patches which diversify the west (and only
+practicable) side of the entrance, it one of those big fellows happened to
+stagger us at the critical moment of 'staying' it would pretty certainly
+mean disaster. Also the yacht (as I began by saying) was a hired one, and
+the captain tender about his responsibility. Rather ignominiously,
+therefore, we turned tail; and just as we did so, a handsome sea, arched
+and green, the tallest of the lot, applauded our prudence. All the same,
+our professional pride was wounded. To stay at anchor is one thing: to
+weigh and stand for the attempt and then run home again 'hard up,' as a
+sailor would say, is quite another. There was a Greek mariner, the other
+day, put on his trial with one or two comrades for murder and mutiny on
+the high seas. They had disapproved of their captain's altering the helm,
+and had pitched him incontinently overboard. On being asked what he had
+to say in his defence, the prisoner merely cast up his hands and sobbed,
+"Oh, cursed hour in which we put about!" We recalled this simple but
+apposite story.
+
+Having seen to our anchor and helped to snug down the mainsail, I went
+below in the very worst of tempers, to find the cabin floor littered with
+the contents of a writing-case and a box of mixed biscuits, which had
+broken loose in company. As I stooped to collect the _debris_, this
+appeal (type-written) caught my eye:--
+
+ "Dear Sir,--Our paper is contemplating a Symposium of literary
+ and eminent men--"
+
+(Observe the distinction.)
+
+ "--On the subject of 'What is your favourite Modern Lyric?' I need
+ not say how much interest would attach to the opinion of one
+ who," etc.
+
+I put my head up the companion and addressed a friend who was lacing tight
+the cover of the mainsail viciously, with the help of his teeth.
+
+"Look here, X," I said. "What is your favourite Modern Lyric?"
+
+"That one," he answered (still with the lace between his teeth), "which
+begins--
+
+ "'Curse the people, blast the people,
+ Damn the lower orders!'"
+
+X as a rule calls himself a Liberal-Conservative: but a certain acerbity
+of temper may be forgiven in a man who has just assisted (against all his
+instincts) in an act of poltroonery. He explained, too, that it was a
+genuine, if loosely remembered, quotation from Ebenezer Elliott, the Corn
+Law Rhymer. "Yet in circumstances of peril," he went on, "and in moments
+of depression, you cannot think what sustenance I have derived from those
+lines."
+
+"Then you had best send them up," said I, "to the _Daily Post_.
+It is conducting a Symposium."
+
+"If two wrongs do not make a right," he answered tartly, "even less will
+an assembly of deadly dry persons make something to drink."
+
+
+
+That evening, in the cabin, we held a symposium on our own account and in
+the proper sense of the term, while the rain drummed on the deck and the
+sky-lights.
+
+X said, "The greatest poem written on love during these fifty years--and
+we agree to accept love as the highest theme of lyrical poetry--is George
+Meredith's _Love in the Valley_. I say this and decline to argue about
+it."
+
+"Nor am I disposed to argue about it," I answered, "for York Powell--peace
+to his soul for a great man gone--held that same belief. In his rooms in
+Christ Church, one night while _The Oxford Book of Verse_ was preparing
+and I had come to him, as everyone came, for counsel. . . . I take it,
+though, that we are not searching for the absolute best but for our own
+prime favourite. You remember what Swinburne says somewhere of Hugo's
+_Gastibelza_:--
+
+ "'Gastibelza, l'homme a la carabine,
+ Chantait ainsi:
+ Quelqu'un a-t-il connu Dona Sabine?
+ Quelqu'un d'ici?
+ Dansez, chantez, villageois! la nuit gagne
+ Le mont Falou--
+ Le vent qui vient a travers la montagne
+ Me rendra fou!'
+
+"'The song of songs which is Hugo's,' he calls it; and goes on to ask how
+often one has chanted or shouted or otherwise declaimed it to himself, on
+horseback at full gallop or when swimming at his best as a boy in holiday
+time; and how often the matchless music, ardour, pathos of it have not
+reduced his own ambition to a sort of rapturous and adoring despair--yes,
+and requickened his old delight in it with a new delight in the sense that
+he will always have this to rejoice in, to adore, and to recognise as
+something beyond the reach of man. Well, that is the sense in which our
+poem should be our favourite poem. Now, for my part, there's a page or so
+of Browning's _Saul_--"
+
+"What do you say to Meredith's _Phoebus with Admetus?_" interrupted X.
+
+I looked up at him quickly, almost shamefacedly. "Now, how on earth did
+you guess--"
+
+X laid down his pipe, stared up at the sky-light, and quoted, almost under
+his breath:--
+
+ "'Bulls that walk the pasture in kingly-flashing coats!
+ Laurel, ivy, vine, wreath'd for feasts not few!'"
+
+
+Why is it possible to consider Mr. Meredith--whose total yield of verse
+has been so scanty and the most of it so 'harsh and crabbed,' as not only
+'dull fools' suppose--beside the great poets who have been his
+contemporaries, and to feel no impropriety in the comparison? That was
+the question X and I found ourselves discussing, ten minutes later.
+
+"Because," maintained X, "you feel at once that with Meredith you have
+hold of a man. You know--as surely, for example, as while you are
+listening to Handel--that the stuff is masculine, and great at that."
+
+"That is not all the secret," I maintained, "although it gets near to the
+secret. Why is it possible to consider Coleridge alongside of Wordsworth
+and Byron, yet feel no impropriety? Coleridge's yield of verse was
+ridiculously scanty beside theirs, and a deal more sensuous than
+Wordsworth's, at any rate, and yet more manly, in a sense, than Byron's,
+which again was thoroughly manly within the range of emotion? Why?
+Because Coleridge and Meredith both have a philosophy of life: and he who
+has a philosophy of life may write little or much; may on the one hand
+write _Christabel_ and leave it unfinished and decline upon opium; or may,
+on the other hand, be a Browning or a Meredith, and 'keep up his end' (as
+the saying is) nobly to the last, and vex us all the while with his
+asperities; and yet in both cases be as certainly a masculine poet.
+Poetry (as I have been contending all my life) has one right background
+and one only: and that background is philosophy. You say, Coleridge and
+Meredith are masculine. I ask, Why are they masculine? The answer is,
+They have philosophy."
+
+"You are on the old tack again: the old 'to katholoy'!"
+
+"Yes, and am going to hold upon it until we fetch land, so you may e'en
+fill another pipe and play the interlocutor. . . . You remember my once
+asking why our Jingo poets write such rotten poetry (for that their stuff
+is rotten we agreed). The reason is, they are engaged in mistaking the
+part for the whole, and that part a non-essential one; they are setting up
+the present potency of Great Britain as a triumphant and insolent
+exception to laws which (if we believe in any gods better than anarchy and
+chaos) extend at least over all human conduct and may even regulate 'the
+most ancient heavens.' You may remember my expressed contempt for a
+recent poem which lauded Henry VIII because--"
+
+ "'He was lustful, he was vengeful, he was hot and hard and proud;
+ But he set his England fairly in the sight of all the crowd.'
+
+"--A worse error, to my mind, than Froude's, who merely idolised him for
+chastising the clergy. Well, after our discussion, I asked myself this
+question: 'Why do we not as a great Empire-making people,
+ruling the world for its good, assassinate the men who oppose us?'
+We do not; the idea revolts us. But why does it revolt us?
+
+"We send our armies to fight, with the certainty (if we think at all) that
+we are sending a percentage to be killed. We recently sent out two
+hundred thousand with the sure and certain knowledge that some thousands
+must die; and these (we say) were men agonising for a righteous cause.
+Why did it not afflict us to send them?--whereas it would have afflicted
+us inexpressibly to send a man to end the difficulty by putting a bullet
+or a knife into Mr. Kruger, who _ex hypothesi_ represented an unrighteous
+cause, and who certainly was but one man.
+
+"Why? Because a law above any that regulates the expansion of Great
+Britain says, 'That shalt do no murder.' And that law, that Universal,
+takes the knife or the pistol quietly, firmly, out of your hand. You
+send a battalion, with Tom Smith in it, to fight Mr. Kruger's troops; you
+know that some of them must in all likelihood perish; but, thank your
+stars, you do not know their names. Tom Smith, as it happens, is killed;
+but had you known with absolute certainty that Tom Smith would be killed,
+you could not have sent him. You must have withdrawn him, and substituted
+some other fellow concerning whom your prophetic vision was less
+uncomfortably definite. You can kill Tom Smith if he has happened to kill
+Bob Jones: you are safe enough then, being able to excuse yourself--how?
+By Divine law again (as you understand it). Divine law says that whoso
+sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed--that is to say, by
+you: so you can run under cover and hang Tom Smith. But when Divine law
+does not protect you, you are powerless. At the most you can send him off
+to take his ten-to-one chance in a battalion, and when you read his name
+in the returns, come mincing up to God and say: 'So poor old Tom's gone!
+How the deuce was _I_ to know?'
+
+"I say nothing of the cowardice of this, though it smells to Heaven. I
+merely point out that this law 'Thou shalt do no murder'--this Universal--
+must be a tremendous one, since even you, my fine swashbuckling,
+Empire-making hero, are so much afraid of it that you cannot send even a
+Reservist to death without throwing the responsibility on luck--_nos te,
+nos facimus, Fortuna, deam_--and have not even the nerve, without its
+sanction, to stick a knife into an old man whom you accuse as the wicked
+cause of all this bloodshed. If you believed in your accusations, why
+couldn't you do it? Because a universal law forbade you, and one you have
+to believe in, truculent Jingo though you be. Why, consider this; your
+poets are hymning King Edward the Seventh as the greatest man on earth,
+and yet, if he might possess all Africa to-morrow at the expense of
+signing the death-warrant of one innocent man who opposed that possession,
+he could not write his name. His hand would fall numb. Such power above
+kings has the Universal, though silly poets insult it who should be its
+servants.
+
+"Now of all the differences between men and women there is none more
+radical than this: that a man naturally loves law, whereas a woman
+naturally hates it and never sees a law without casting about for some way
+of dodging it. Laws, universals, general propositions--her instinct with
+all of them is to get off by wheedling the judge. So, if you want a test
+for a masculine poet, examine first whether or no he understands the
+Universe as a thing of law and order."
+
+"Then, by your own test, Kipling--the Jingo Kipling--is a most masculine
+poet, since he talks of little else."
+
+"I will answer you, although I believe you are not serious. At present
+Mr. Kipling's mind, in search of a philosophy, plays with the
+contemplation of a world reduced to law and order; the law and order being
+such as universal British rule would impose. There might be many worse
+worlds than a world so ruled, and in verse the prospect can be made to
+look fair enough:--"
+
+ "'Keep ye the Law--be swift in all obedience--
+ Clear the land of evil, drive the road and bridge the ford.
+ Make ye sure to each his own
+ That he reap where he hath sown;
+ By the peace among Our peoples let men know we serve the Lord!'
+
+"Clean and wholesome teaching it seems, persuading civilised men that, as
+they are strong, so the obligation rests on them to set the world in
+order, carry tillage into its wildernesses, and clean up its bloodstained
+corners. Yet as a political philosophy it lacks the first of all
+essentials, and as Mr. Kipling develops it we begin to detect the flaw in
+the system:--
+
+ "'The 'eathen in 'is blindness bows down to wood and stone;
+ 'E don't obey no orders unless they is his own;
+ 'E keeps 'is side-arms awful: 'e leaves 'em all about,
+ An' then comes up the regiment an' pokes the 'eathen out.
+ All along o' dirtiness, all along o' mess,
+ All along o' doin' things rather-more-or-less.
+ Etc.'
+
+"What is wrong with this? Why, simply that it leaves Justice altogether
+out of account. The system has no room for it; even as it has no room for
+clemency, mansuetude; forbearance towards the weak. My next-door
+neighbour may keep his children in rags and his house in dirt, may be a
+loose liver with a frantically foolish religious creed; but all this does
+not justify me in taking possession of his house, and either poking him
+out or making him a serf on his own hearthstone. If there be such a thing
+as universal justice, then all men have their rights under it--even
+verminous persons. We are obliged to put constraint upon them when their
+habits afflict us beyond a certain point. And civilised nations are
+obliged to put constraint upon uncivilised ones which shock their moral
+sense beyond a certain point--as by cannibalism or human sacrifice. But
+such interference should stand upon a nice sense of the offender's rights,
+and in practice does so stand. The custom of polygamy, for instance (as
+practised abroad), horribly offends quite a large majority of His
+Majesty's lieges; yet Great Britain tolerates polygamy even in her own
+subject races. Neither polygamy nor uncleanliness can be held any just
+excuse for turning a nation out of its possessions.
+
+"And another reason for insisting upon the strictest reading of justice in
+these dealings between nations is the temptation which the least laxity
+offers to the stronger--a temptation which Press and Pulpit made no
+pretence of resisting during the late war. 'We are better than they,' was
+the cry; 'we are cleanlier, less ignorant; we have arts and a literature,
+whereas they have none; we make for progress and enlightenment, while they
+are absurdly conservative, if not retrogressive. Therefore the world will
+be the better by our annexing their land, and substituting our government
+for theirs. Therefore our cause, too, is the juster.' But therefore it
+is nothing of the sort. A dirty man may be in the right, and a clean man
+in the wrong; an ungodly man in the right, and a godly man in the wrong;
+and the most specious and well-intentioned system which allows justice to
+be confused with something else will allow it to be stretched, even by
+well-meaning persons, to cover theft, lying and flat piracy.
+
+"Are you trying to prove," demanded X, "that Mr. Kipling is a feminine
+poet?"
+
+"No, but I am about to bring you to the conclusion that in his worse mood
+he is a sham-masculine one. The 'Recessional' proves that, man of genius
+that he is, he rises to a conception of Universal Law. But too often he
+is trying to dodge it with sham law. A woman would not appeal to law at
+all: she would boldly take her stand on lawlessness. He, being an
+undoubted but misguided man, has to find some other way out; so he takes a
+twopenny-halfpenny code as the mood seizes him--be it the code of a
+barrack or of a Johannesburg Jew--and hymns it lustily against the
+universal code: and the pity and the sin of it is that now and then by
+flashes--as in 'The Tale of Purun Bhagat'--he sees the truth.
+
+"You remember the figure of the Cave which Socrates invented and explained
+to Glaucon in Plato's 'Republic'? He imagined men seated in a den which
+has its mouth open to the light, but their faces are turned to the wall of
+the den, and they sit with necks and legs chained so that they cannot
+move. Behind them, and between them and the light, runs a raised way with
+a low wall along it, 'like the screen over which marionette-players show
+their puppets.' Along this wall pass men carrying all sorts of vessels
+and statues and figures of animals. Some are talking, others silent; and
+as the procession goes by the chained prisoners see only the shadows
+passing across the rock in front of them, and, hearing the voices echoed
+from it, suppose that the sound comes from the shadows.
+
+"To explain the fascination of Mr. Kipling's verse one might take this
+famous picture and make one fearsome addition to it. There sits (one
+might go on to say) among the prisoners a young man different from them in
+voice and terribly different to look upon, because he has two pairs of
+eyes, the one turned towards the light and realities, the other towards
+the rock-face and the shadows. Using, now one, now the other of these two
+pairs of eyes, he never knows with which at the moment he is gazing,
+whether on the realities or on the shadows, but always supposes what he
+sees at the moment to be the realities, and calls them 'Things as They
+Are.' Further, his lips have been touched with the glory of the greater
+vision, and he speaks enchantingly when he discourses of the shadows on
+the rock, thereby deepening the delusion of the other prisoners whom his
+genius has played the crimp to, enticing them into the den and hocussing
+and chaining them there. For, seeing the shadows pass to the
+interpretation of such a voice, they are satisfied that they indeed behold
+Things as They Are, and that these are the only things worth knowing.
+
+"The tragedy of it lies in this, that Mr. Kipling in his greater moments
+cannot help but see that he, with every inspired singer, is by right the
+prophet of a law and order compared with which all the majestic law and
+order of the British Empire are but rags and trumpery:--"
+
+ "'I ha' harpit ye up to the throne o' God,
+ I ha' harpit your midmost soul in three;
+ I ha' harpit ye down to the Hinges o' Hell,
+ And--ye--would--make--a Knight o' me!'"
+
+
+"Not long ago an interviewer called on Mr. Meredith, and brought away this
+for his pains:--
+
+ "'I suppose I should regard myself as getting old--I am
+ seventy-four. But I do not feel to be growing old either in
+ heart or mind. I still look on life with a young man's eye.
+ I have always hoped I should not grow old as some do--with a
+ palsied intellect, living backwards, regarding other people as
+ anachronisms because they themselves have lived on into other
+ times, and left their sympathies behind them with their years.'
+
+"He never will. He will always preserve the strength of manhood in his
+work because hope, the salt of manhood, is the savour of all his
+philosophy. When I think of his work as a whole--his novels and poems
+together--this confession of his appears to me, not indeed to summarise
+it--for it is far too multifarious and complex--but to say the first and
+the last word upon it. In poem and in novel he puts a solemnity of his
+own into the warning, _ne tu pueri contempseris annos_. He has never
+grown old, because his hopes are set on the young; and his dearest wish,
+for those who can read beneath his printed word, is to leave the world not
+worse, but so much the better as a man may, for the generations to come
+after him. To him this is 'the cry of the conscience of life':--"
+
+ "'Keep the young generations in hail,
+ And bequeath them no tumbled house.'
+
+"To him this is at once a duty and a 'sustainment supreme,' and perhaps
+the bitterest words this master of Comedy has written are for the seniors
+of the race who--
+
+ "'On their last plank,
+ Pass mumbling it as nature's final page,'
+
+"And cramp the young with their rules of 'wisdom,' lest, as he says
+scornfully:--
+
+ "'Lest dreaded change, long dammed by dull decay,
+ Should bring the world a vessel steered by brain,
+ And ancients musical at close of day.'
+
+"'Earth loves her young,' begins his next sonnet:--
+
+ "'Her gabbling grey she eyes askant, nor treads
+ The ways they walk; by what they speak oppressed.'
+
+"But his conviction, if here for a moment it discharges gall, is usually
+cheerful with the cheerfulness of health. Sometimes he consciously
+expounds it; oftener he leaves you to seek and find it, but always (I
+believe) you will find this happy hope in youth at the base of everything
+he writes.
+
+"The next thing to be noted is that he does not hope in youth because it
+is a period of license and waywardness, but because it is a period of
+imagination--
+
+ "'Days, when the ball of our vision
+ Had eagles that flew unabashed to sun,'
+
+"And because it therefore has a better chance of grasping what is Universal
+than has the prudential wisdom of age which contracts its eye to
+particulars and keeps it alert for social pitfalls--the kind of wisdom
+seen at its best (but its best never made a hero) in Bubb Doddington's
+verses:--
+
+ "'Love thy country, wish it well,
+ _Not with too intense a care_;
+ 'Tis enough that, when it fell,
+ Thou its ruin didst not share.'
+
+"Admirable caution! Now contrast it for a moment with, let us say, the
+silly quixotic figure of Horatius with the broken bridge behind him:--
+
+ "'Round turned he, as not deigning
+ Those craven ranks to see:
+ Nought spake he to Lars Porsena,
+ To Sextus nought spake he;
+ But he saw on Palatinus
+ The white porch of his home--'
+
+"I protest I have no heart to go on with the quotation: so unpopular is
+its author, just now, and so certainly its boyish heroism calls back the
+boyish tears to my eyes. Well, this boyish vision is what Mr. Meredith
+chooses to trust rather than Bubb Doddington's, and he trusts it as being
+the likelier to apprehend universal truths: he believes that Horatius with
+an army in front and a broken bridge behind him was a nobler figure than
+Bubb Doddington wishing his country well but not with too intense a care;
+and not only nobler but--this is the point--more obedient to divine law,
+more expressive of that which man was meant to be. If Mr. Meredith trusts
+youth, it is as a time of imagination; and if he trusts imagination, it is
+as a faculty for apprehending the Universal in life--that is to say, a
+divine law behind its shows and simulacra.
+
+"In 'The Empty Purse' you will find him instructing youth towards this
+law; but that there may be no doubt of his own belief in it, as an order
+not only controlling men but overriding angels and demons, first consider
+his famous sonnet, 'Lucifer in Starlight'--to my thinking one of the
+finest in our language:--
+
+ "'On a starred night Prince Lucifer uprose.
+ Tired of his dark dominion swung the fiend
+ Above the rolling ball in cloud part screened,
+ Where sinners hugged their spectre of repose.
+ Poor prey to his hot fit of pride were those.
+ And now upon his western wing he leaned,
+ Now his huge bulk o'er Afric's sands careened,
+ Now the black planet shadowed Arctic snows.
+ Soaring through wider zones that pricked his scars
+ With memory of the old revolt from Awe,
+ He reached a middle height, and at the stars,
+ Which are the brain of Heaven, he looked, and sank.
+ Around the ancient track marched, rank on rank,
+ The army of unalterable law.'"
+
+
+"Suppose my contention--that poetry should concern itself with
+universals--to be admitted: suppose we all agreed that Poetry is an
+expression of the universal element in human life, that (as Shelley puts
+it) 'a poem is the very image of life expressed in its eternal truth.'
+There remains a question quite as important: and that is, How to recognise
+the Universal when we see it? We may talk of a Divine law, or a Divine
+order--call it what we will--which regulates the lives of us poor men no
+less than the motions of the stars, and binds the whole universe, high and
+low, into one system: and we may have arrived at the blessed wish to
+conform with this law rather than to strive and kick against the pricks
+and waste our short time in petulant rebellion. So far, so good: but how
+are we to know the law? How, with the best will in the world, are we to
+distinguish order from disorder? What assurance have we, after striving
+to bring ourselves into obedience, that we have succeeded? We may agree,
+for example, with Wordsworth that Duty is a stern daughter of the Voice of
+God, and that through Duty 'the most ancient heavens,' no less than we
+ourselves, are kept fresh and strong. But can we always discern this
+Universal, this Duty? What is the criterion? And what, when we have
+chosen, is the sanction of our choice?
+
+"A number of honest people will promptly refer us to revealed religion.
+'Take (they say) your revealed religion on faith, and there you have the
+law and the prophets, and your universals set out for you, and your
+principles of conduct laid down. What more do you want?'
+
+"To this I answer, 'We are human, and we need also the testimony of
+Poetry; and the priceless value of poetry for us lies in this, that it
+does _not_ echo the Gospel like a parrot. If it did, it would be servile,
+superfluous. It is ministerial and useful because it approaches truth by
+another path. It does not say ditto to Mr. Burke--it corroborates. And
+it corroborates precisely because it does not say ditto, but employs a
+natural process of its own which it employed before ever Christianity was
+revealed. You may decide that religion is enough for you, and that you
+have no need of poetry; but if you have any intelligent need of poetry it
+will be because poetry, though it end in the same conclusions, reaches
+them by another and separate path.
+
+"Now (as I understand him) Mr. Meredith connects man with the Universal,
+and teaches him to arrive at it and recognise it by strongly reminding him
+that he is a child of Earth. 'You are amenable,' he says in effect, 'to a
+law which all the firmament obeys. But in all that firmament you are tied
+to one planet, which we call Earth. If therefore you would apprehend the
+law, study your mother, Earth, which also obeys it. Search out her
+operations; honour your mother as legitimate children, and let your honour
+be the highest you can pay--that of making yourself docile to her
+teaching. So will you stand the best chance, the only likely chance, of
+living in harmony with that Will which over-arches Earth and us all.'
+
+"In this doctrine Mr. Meredith believes passionately; so let there
+be no mistake about the thoroughness with which he preaches it.
+Even prayer, he tells us in one of his novels, is most useful when like a
+fountain it falls back and draws refreshment from earth for a new spring
+heavenward:--
+
+ "'And there vitality, there, there solely in song
+ Besides, where earth and her uses to men, their needs,
+ Their forceful cravings, the theme are: there is it strong,
+ The Master said: and the studious eye that reads,
+ (Yea, even as earth to the crown of Gods on the mount),
+ In links divine with the lyrical tongue is bound.
+ Pursue thy craft: it is music drawn of the fount
+ To spring perennial; well-spring is common ground.'
+
+"And it follows that to one who believes in the teaching of earth so
+whole-heartedly earth is not a painted back-cloth for man to strut against
+and attitudinise, but a birth-place from which he cannot escape, and in
+relation with which he must be considered, and must consider himself, on
+pain of becoming absurd. Even:
+
+ "'His cry to heaven is a cry to her
+ He would evade.'
+
+"She is a stern mother, be it understood, no coddling one:--
+
+ "'He may entreat, aspire,
+ He may despair, and she has never heed,
+ She, drinking his warm sweat, will soothe his need,
+ Not his desire.'
+
+"When we neglect or misread her lessons, she punishes; at the best, she
+offers no fat rewards to the senses, but--
+
+ "'The sense of large charity over the land;
+ Earth's wheaten of wisdom dispensed in the rough,
+ And a bell ringing thanks for a sustenance meal.'
+
+"('Lean fare,' as the poet observes; and unpalatable, for instance, to our
+Members of Parliament, to whom our Mr. Balfour one evening paid the
+highest compliment within their range of apprehension by assuming that
+quite a large number of them could write cheques for 69,000 pounds without
+inconvenience.) At the best, too, she offers, with the loss of things we
+have desired, a serene fortitude to endure their loss:--
+
+ "'Love born of knowledge, love that gains
+ Vitality as Earth it mates,
+ The meaning of the Pleasures, Pains,
+ The Life, the Death, illuminates.
+
+ "'For love we Earth, then serve we all;
+ Her mystic secret then is ours:
+ We fall, or view our treasures fall,
+ Unclouded--as beholds her flowers
+
+ "'Earth, from a night of frosty wreck,
+ Enrobed in morning's mounted fire,
+ When lowly, with a broken neck,
+ The crocus lays her cheek to mire.'
+
+"But at least it is the true milk for man that she distils--
+
+ "'From her heaved breast of sacred common mould';
+
+"The breast (to quote from another poem)--
+
+ "'Which is his well of strength, his home of rest,
+ And fair to scan.'
+
+"And so Mr. Meredith, having diagnosed our disease, which is Self--
+our 'distempered devil of Self,' gluttonous of its own enjoyments and
+therefore necessarily a foe to law, which rests on temperance and
+self-control--walks among men like his own wise physician, Melampus, with
+eyes that search the book of Nature closely, as well for love of her as to
+discover and extract her healing secrets.
+
+ "'With love exceeding a simple love of the things
+ That glide in grasses and rubble of woody wreck;
+ Or change their perch on a beat of quivering wings
+ From branch to branch, only restful to pipe and peck;
+ Or, bristled, curl at a touch their snouts in a ball;
+ Or cast their web between bramble and thorny hook;
+ The good physician Melampus, loving them all,
+ Among them walked, as a scholar who reads a book.
+
+ "'For him the woods were a home and gave him the key
+ Of knowledge, thirst for their treasures in herbs and
+ flowers.
+ The secrets held by the creatures nearer than we
+ To earth he sought, and the link of their life with
+ ours. . . .'
+
+"Here by another road we come to a teaching which is also the Gospels':
+that to apprehend the highest truth one must have a mind of extreme
+humility. 'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth,'
+'Neither shall they say, Lo here! or Lo there! for behold the kingdom of
+God is within you,' 'And He took a little child and set him in the midst
+of them,' &c. Poetry cannot make these sayings any truer than they are,
+but it can illuminate for us the depths of their truth, and so (be it
+humbly said) can help their acceptance by man. If they come down from
+heaven, derived from arguments too high for his ken, poetry confirms them
+by arguments taken from his own earth, instructing him the while to read
+it as--
+
+ "'An Earth alive with meanings, wherein meet
+ Buried, and breathing, and to be,'
+
+"And teaching him, 'made lowly wise,' that the truth of the highest heavens
+lies scattered about his feet.
+
+ "'Melampus dwelt among men, physician and sage,
+ He served them, loving them, healing them; sick or maimed,
+ Or them that frenzied in some delirious rage
+ Outran the measure, his juice of the woods reclaimed.
+ He played on men, as his master Phoebus on strings
+ Melodious: as the God did he drive and check,
+ Through love exceeding a simple love of the things
+ That glide in grasses and rubble of woody wreck.'
+
+"I think, if we consider the essence of this teaching, we shall have no
+difficulty now in understanding why Mr. Meredith's hopes harp so
+persistently on the 'young generations,' why our duty to them is to him
+'the cry of the conscience of life,' or why, as he studies Earth, he
+maintains that--
+
+ "'Deepest at her springs,
+ Most filial, is an eye to love her young.'"
+
+
+"But Meredith, if a true poet, is also and undeniably a hard one: and a
+poet must not only preach but persuade. 'He dooth not only show the way,'
+says Sidney, 'but giveth so sweet a prospect into the way as will intice
+any man to enter into it.'
+
+"Here, my dear X, I lay hands on you and drag you in as the Conscientious
+Objector. 'How?' you will ask. 'Is not the plain truth good enough for
+men? And if poetry must win acceptance for her by beautiful adornments,
+alluring images, captivating music, is there not something deceptive in
+the business, even if it be not downright dishonest?' Well, I think you
+have a right to be answered."
+
+"Thank you," said X.
+
+"And I don't think you are convincingly answered by Keats'--
+
+ "'Beauty is truth, truth beauty--that is all
+ Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'
+
+"With all respect to the poet, we don't know it; and if we did it would
+come a long way short of all we need to know. The Conscientious Objector
+will none the less maintain that truth and beauty have never been
+recognised as identical, and that, in practice, to employ their names as
+convertible terms would lead to no end of confusion. I like the man (you
+will be glad to hear), because on an important subject he will be
+satisfied with nothing less than clear thinking. My own suspicion is
+that, when we have yielded him the inquiry which is his due into the
+relations between truth and beauty, we shall discover that spiritual
+truth--with which alone poetry concerns itself--is less a matter of
+ascertained facts than of ascertained harmonies, and that these harmonies
+are incapable of being expressed otherwise than in beautiful terms.
+But pending our inquiry (which must be a long one) let us put to the
+objector a practical question: 'What forbids a man, who has the truth to
+tell, from putting it as persuasively as possible? Were not the truths of
+the Gospel conveyed in parables? And is their truth diminished because
+these parables are exquisite in form and in language? Will you only
+commend persuasiveness in a sophist who engages to make the worst argument
+appear the better, and condemn it in a teacher who employs it to enforce
+truth?' The question, surely, is answered as soon as we have asked it.
+
+"And the further particular question, Is Mr. Meredith a persuasive poet?
+will be answered as promptly by us. He can be--let us grant--a plaguily
+forbidding one. His philosophy is not easy; yet it seems to me a deal
+easier than many of his single verses. I hope humbly, for instance, one
+of these days, to discover what is meant by such a verse as this:--
+
+ "'Thou animatest ancient tales,
+ To prove our world of linear seed;
+ Thy very virtue now assails
+ A tempter to mislead.'
+
+"Faint, yet pursuing, I hope; but I must admit that such writing does not
+obviously allure, that it rather dejects the student by the difficulty of
+finding a stool to sit down and be stoical on. 'Nay,' to parody Sidney,
+'he dooth as if your journey should lye through a fayre Vineyard, at the
+first give you a handful of nuts, forgetting the nut-crackers.' He is, in
+short, half his time forbiddingly difficult, and at times to all
+appearance so deliberately and yet so wantonly difficult, that you wonder
+what on earth you came out to pursue and why you should be tearing your
+flesh in these thickets.
+
+"And then you remember the swinging cadences of 'Love in the Valley'
+--the loveliest love-song of its century. Who can forget it?
+
+ "'Lovely are the curves of the white owl sweeping
+ Wavy in the dusk lit by one large star,
+ Lone on the fir-branch, his rattle-note unvaried,
+ Brooding o'er the gloom, spins the brown evejar.
+ Darker grows the valley, more and more forgetting;
+ So were it with me if forgetting could be willed.
+ Tell the grassy hollow that holds the bubbling well-spring,
+ Tell it to forget the source that keeps it filled.'
+
+"And you swear that no thickets can be so dense but you will wrestle
+through them in the hope of hearing that voice again, or even an echo of
+it.
+
+"'Melampus,' 'The Nuptials of Attila,' 'The Day of the Daughter of Hades,'
+'The Empty Purse,' 'Jump-to-Glory Jane,' and the splendid 'Phoebus with
+Admetus'--you come back to each again and again, compelled by the wizardry
+of single lines and by a certain separate glamour which hangs about each
+of them. Each of them is remembered by you as in its own way a superb
+performance; lines here and there so haunt you with their beauty that you
+must go back and read the whole poem over for the sake of them. Other
+lines you boggle over, and yet cannot forget them; you hope to like them
+better at the next reading; you re-read, and wish them away, yet find
+them, liked or disliked, so embedded in your memory that you cannot do
+without them. Take, for instance, the last stanza of 'Phoebus with
+Admetus':--
+
+ "'You with shelly horns, rams! and promontory goats,
+ You whose browsing beards dip in coldest dew!
+ Bulls that walk the pasture in kingly-flashing coats!
+ Laurel, ivy, vine, wreathed for feasts not few!
+ You that build the shade-roof, and you that court the rays,
+ You that leap besprinkling the rock stream-rent;
+ He has been our fellow, the morning of our days;
+ Us he chose for house-mates, and this way went.'
+
+"The first thing that made this stanza unforgettable was the glorious
+third line: almost as soon 'promontory goats' fastened itself on memory;
+and almost as soon the last two lines were perceived to be excellent, and
+the fourth also. These enforced you, for the pleasure of recalling them,
+to recall the whole, and so of necessity to be hospitably minded toward
+the fifth and sixth lines, which at first repelled as being too obscurely
+and almost fantastically expressed. Having once passed it in, I find 'You
+that leap besprinkling the rock stream-rent,' with its delicate labial
+pause and its delicate consonantal chime, one of the most fascinating
+lines in the stanza. And since, after being the hardest of all to admit,
+it has become one of the best liked, I am forced in fairness to ask myself
+if hundreds of lines of Mr. Meredith's which now seem crabbed or fantastic
+may not justify themselves after many readings.
+
+"The greatest mistake, at all events, is to suppose him ignorant or
+careless of the persuasiveness which lies in technical skill; though we
+can hardly be surprised that he has not escaped a charge which was freely
+brought against Browning, than whom, perhaps, no single poet was ever more
+untiring in technical experiment. Every poem of Browning's is an
+experiment--sometimes successful, sometimes not--in wedding sense with
+metre; and so is every poem of Mr. Meredith's (he has even attempted
+galliambics), though he cannot emulate Browning's range. But he, too, has
+had his amazing successes--in the long, swooping lines of 'Love in the
+Valley':--
+
+ "'Shy as the squirrel and wayward as the swallow,
+ Swift as the swallow along the river's light,
+ Circleting the surface to meet his mirrored winglets,
+ Fleeter she seems in her stay than in her flight.'
+
+"--In the 'Young Princess,' the stanzas of which are a din of
+nightingales' voices; in 'The Woods of Westermain' and 'The Nuptials of
+Attila,' where the ear awaits the burthen, as the sense awaits the horror,
+of the song, and the poet holds back both, increasing the painful
+expectancy; or in the hammered measure of 'Phoebus with Admetus'--a real
+triumph. Of each of these metres you have to admit at once that it is
+strange and arresting, and that you cannot conceive the poem written in
+any other. And, as I have said, their very asperities tend, with
+repetition, to pass into beauties.
+
+"But, in the end, he is remembered best for his philosophy, as the poet
+who tells us to have courage and trust in nature, that thereby we may
+attain whatever heaven may be. 'Neither shall they say, Lo, here! or Lo,
+there! for behold the kingdom of heaven is within you'--yes, and hell,
+too, Mr. Meredith wants us:--
+
+ "'In tragic life, God wot,
+ No villain need be! Passions spin the plot:
+ We are betrayed by what is false within.'
+
+"So, again, in 'The Woods of Westermain,' we are warned that the worst
+betrayal for man lies in the cowardice of his own soul:--
+
+ "'But have care.
+ In yourself may lurk the trap.'
+
+"Are you at heart a poltroon or a palterer, cruel, dull, envious, full of
+hate? Then Nature, the mother of the strong and generous, will have no
+pity, but will turn and rend you with claws. 'Trust her with your whole
+heart,' says Mr. Meredith, 'and go forward courageously until you follow:"
+
+ "'Where never was track
+ On the path trod of all.'
+
+"The fight is an ennobling one, when all is said: rejoice in it, because
+our children shall use the victory.
+
+ "'Take stripes or chains;
+ Grip at thy standard reviled.
+ And what if our body be dashed from the steeps?
+ Our spoken in protest remains.
+ A younger generation reaps.'"
+
+
+FROM A CORNISH WINDOW, _Thursday, Sept. 2nd_.
+
+
+ "Hoist up sail while gale doth last. . . ."
+
+I do not call this very sound advice: but we followed it, and that is the
+reason why I am able to send off my monthly packet from the old address.
+Also it came very near to being a reason why I had no letter to send. The
+wind blew as obstinately as ever on the Tuesday morning; but this time we
+arranged our start more carefully, and beat out over the bar in
+comparatively smooth water. The seas outside were not at all smooth, but
+a Newlyn-built boat does not make much account of mere seas, and soon
+after midday we dropped anchor in Plymouth Cattewater, and went ashore for
+our letters.
+
+We were sworn to reach home next day, and somehow we forgot to study the
+barometer, which was doing its best to warn us. The weather was dirtier
+than ever and the wind harder. But we had grown accustomed to this: and
+persuaded ourselves that, once outside of the Rame, we could make a pretty
+fetch of it for home and cover the distance at our best speed--which
+indeed we did. But I confess that as we passed beyond the breakwater, and
+met the Plymouth trawlers running back for shelter, I began to wonder
+rather uneasily how the barometer might be behaving, and even dallied with
+the resolution to go below and see. We were well dressed down, however--
+double-reefed mainsail, reefed mizzen, foresail and storm jib--and after
+our beating at Salcombe none of us felt inclined to raise the question of
+putting back. There was nothing to hurt, as yet: the boat was shaking off
+the water like a duck, and making capital weather of it; we told each
+other that once beyond the Rame, with the sea on our quarter, we should do
+handsomely. And the gale--the newspapers called it a hurricane, but it
+was merely a gale--waited patiently until we were committed to it. Half
+an hour later we took in the mizzen, and, soon after, the foresail: and
+even so, and close-hauled, were abreast of Looe Island just forty-seven
+minutes after passing the Rame--nine miles. For a 28-ton cruiser this
+will be allowed to be fair going. For my own part I could have wished it
+faster: not from any desire to break 'records,' but because, should
+anything happen to our gear, we were uncomfortably close to a lee-shore,
+and the best behaved of boats could not stand up against the incessant
+shoreward thrust of the big seas crossing us. Also, to make matters
+worse, the shore itself now and then vanished in the 'dirt.' On the
+whole, therefore, it was not too soon for us that we opened the harbour
+and:
+
+
+ "Saw on Palatinus
+ The white porch of our home,"
+
+Though these were three or four times hidden from us by the seas over
+which we toppled through the harbour's mouth and into quiet water.
+While the sails were stowing I climbed down the ladder and sat in front of
+the barometer, and wondered how I should like this sort of thing if I had
+to go through it often, for my living.
+
+
+
+OCTOBER.
+
+
+ "Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness. . . ."
+
+I have been planting a perennial border in the garden and consulting,
+with serious damage to the temper, a number of the garden-books now in
+fashion. When a man drives at practice--when he desires to know precisely
+at what season, in what soil, and at what depth to plant his martagon
+lilies, to decide between _Ayrshire Ruga_ and _Fellenberg_ for the pillar
+that requires a red rose, to fix the right proportion of sand and
+leaf-mould to suit his carnations--when 'his only plot' is to plant the
+bergamot--he resents being fobbed off with prattle:--
+
+ "My squills make a brave show this morning, and the little petticoated
+ Narcissus Cyclamineus in the lower rock-garden (surely Narcissus
+ ought to have been a girl!) begins to 'take the winds of March with
+ beauty.' I am expecting visitors, and hope that mulching will
+ benefit the Yellow Pottebakkers, which I don't want to flower before
+ Billy comes home from school," etc.
+
+But the other day, in 'The Garden's Story,' by Mr. George H. Ellwanger,
+I came upon a piece of literary criticism which gave me a pleasurable
+pause in my search for quite other information. Mr. Ellwanger, a great
+American gardener, has observed that our poets usually sing of autumn in a
+minor key, which startles an American who, while accustomed to our
+language, cannot suit this mournfulness with the still air and sunshine
+and glowing colour of his own autumn. With us, as he notes, autumn is a
+dank, sodden season, bleak or shivering. 'The sugar and scarlet maple,
+the dogwood and sumac, are wanting to impart their warmth of colour; and
+St. Martin's summer somehow fails to shed a cheerful influence' comparable
+with that of the Indian summer over there. The Virginia creeper which
+reddens our Oxford walls so magnificently in October is an importation of
+no very long standing--old enough to be accepted as a feature of the
+place, not yet old enough to be inseparably connected with it in song.
+Yet--
+
+ "Of all odes to autumn, Keats's, I believe, is most universally
+ admired. This might almost answer to our own fall of the leaf,
+ and is far less sombre than many apostrophes to the season that occur
+ throughout English verse."
+
+From this Mr. Ellwanger proceeds to compare Keats's with the wonderful
+'Ode to Autumn' which Hood wrote in 1823 (each ode, by the way, belongs to
+its author's twenty-fourth year), less perfect, to be sure, and far less
+obedient to form, but with lines so haunting and images so full of beauty
+that they do not suffer in the comparison. Listen to the magnificent
+opening:--
+
+ "I saw old Autumn in the misty morn
+ Stand shadowless like Silence, listening
+ To silence, for no lonely bird would sing
+ Into his hollow ear from woods forlorn,
+ Nor lonely hedge, nor solitary thorn. . . ."
+
+I had never (to my shame) thought of comparing the two odes until Mr.
+Ellwanger invited me. He notes the felicitous use of the O-sounds
+throughout Hood's ode, and points out, shrewdly as correctly, that the two
+poets were contemplating two different stages of autumn. Keats, more
+sensuous, dwells on the stage of mellow fruitfulness, and writes of late
+October at the latest. Hood's poem lies close 'on the birth of trembling
+winter': he sings more austerely of November's desolation:--
+
+ "Where is the pride of Summer--the green prime--
+ The many, many leaves all twinkling?--Three
+ On the moss'd elm; three on the naked lime
+ Trembling,--and one upon the old oak tree!
+ Where is the Dryad's immortality?
+ Gone into mournful cypress and dark yew,
+ Or wearing the long gloomy Winter through
+ In the smooth holly's green eternity.
+
+ "The squirrel gloats o'er his accomplished hoard,
+ The ants have brimm'd their garners with ripe grain,
+ And honey bees have stored
+ The sweets of summer in their luscious cells;
+ The swallows all have wing'd across the main;
+ But here the Autumn melancholy dwells,
+ And sighs her tearful spells
+ Amongst the sunless shadows of the plain.
+ Alone, alone
+ Upon a mossy stone
+ She sits and reckons up the dead and gone
+ With the last leaves for a love-rosary. . . ."
+
+The last image involves a change of sex in personified Autumn: an
+awkwardness, I allow. But if the awkwardness of the change can be
+excused, Hood's lines excuse it:--
+
+ "O go and sit with her and be o'er-shaded
+ Under the languid downfall of her hair;
+ She wears a coronal of flowers faded
+ Upon her forehead, and a face of care;
+ There is enough of wither'd everywhere
+ To make her bower,--and enough of gloom. . . ."
+
+
+In spite of its ambiguity of sex and in spite of its irregular metre,
+I find, with Mr. Ellwanger, more force of poetry in Hood's ode than in
+Keats's; and this in spite of one's prejudice in favour of the greater
+poet. It came on me with a small shock therefore to find that
+Mr. Bridges, in his already famous Essay on Keats, ranks 'Autumn' as the
+very best of all Keats's Odes.
+
+Now whether one agrees with him or not, there is no loose talk in Mr.
+Bridges's criticism. He tells us precisely why he prefers this poem to
+that other: and such definiteness in critical writing is not only useful
+in itself but perhaps the severest test of a critic's quality. No task
+can well be harder than to take a poem, a stanza, or a line, to decide
+"Just here lies the strength, the charm; or just here the looseness, the
+defect." In any but the strongest hands these methods ensure mere
+niggling ingenuity, in which all appreciation of the broader purposes of
+the author--of Aristotle's 'universal'--disappears, while the critic
+reveals himself as an industrious pick-thank person concerned with matters
+of slight and secondary importance. But if well conducted such criticism
+has a particular value. As Mr. Bridges says:--
+
+ "If my criticism should seem sometimes harsh, that is, I believe, due
+ to its being given in plain terms, a manner which I prefer, because
+ by obliging the writer to say definitely what he means, it makes his
+ mistakes easier to point out, and in this way the true business of
+ criticism may be advanced; nor do I know that, in a work of this
+ sort, criticism has any better function than to discriminate between
+ the faults and merits of the best art: for it commonly happens, when
+ any great artist comes to be generally admired, that his faults,
+ being graced by his excellences, are confounded with them in the
+ popular judgment, and being easy of imitation, are the points of his
+ work which are most liable to be copied."
+
+Further, Mr. Bridges leaves us in no doubt that he considers the Odes to
+be in many respects the most important division of Keats's poetry.
+"Had Keats," he says, "left us only his Odes, his rank among the poets
+would be not lower than it is, for they have stood apart in literature, at
+least the six most famous of them."
+
+These famous six are: (1) 'Psyche,' (2) 'Melancholy,' (3) 'Nightingale,'
+(4) 'Grecian Urn,' (5) 'Indolence,' (6) 'Autumn'; and Mr. Bridges is not
+content until he has them arranged in a hierarchy. He draws up a list in
+order of merit, and in it gives first place--'for its perfection'--to
+'Autumn':--
+
+ "This is always reckoned among the faultless masterpieces of English
+ poetry; and unless it be objected as a slight blemish that the words
+ 'Think not of them' in the second line of the third stanza are
+ somewhat awkwardly addressed to a personification of Autumn, I do not
+ know that any sort of fault can be found in it."
+
+But though 'Autumn' (1) is best as a whole, the 'Nightingale' (2)
+altogether beats it in splendour and intensity of mood; and, after
+pointing out its defects, Mr. Bridges confesses, "I could not name any
+English poem of the same length which contains so much beauty as this
+ode." Still, it takes second place, and next comes 'Melancholy' (3).
+"The perception in this ode is profound, and no doubt experienced;" but in
+spite of its great beauty "it does not hit so hard as one would expect.
+I do not know whether this is due to a false note towards the end of the
+second stanza, or to a disagreement between the second and third stanzas."
+Next in order come 'Psyche' (4) and, disputing place with it, the
+'Grecian Urn' (5). 'Indolence' (6) closes the procession; and I dare say
+few will dispute her title to the last place.
+
+But with these six odes we must rank (a) the fragment of the 'May Ode,'
+immortal on account of the famous passage of inimitable beauty descriptive
+of the Greek poets--
+
+ "'Leaving great verse unto a little clan.'"--
+
+And (b) (c) the Odes to 'Pan' and to 'Sorrow' from 'Endymion.' Of the
+latter Mr. Sidney Colvin has written:--
+
+ "His later and more famous lyrics, though they are free from the
+ faults and immaturities which disfigure this, yet do not, to my mind
+ at least, show a command over such various sources of imaginative and
+ musical effect, or touch so thrillingly so many chords of the spirit.
+ A mood of tender irony and wistful pathos like that of the best
+ Elizabethan love-songs; a sense as keen as Heine's of the immemorial
+ romance of India and the East; a power like that of Coleridge, and
+ perhaps caught from him, of evoking the remotest weird and beautiful
+ associations almost with a word; clear visions of Greek beauty and
+ wild wood-notes of Celtic imagination; all these elements come here
+ commingled, yet in a strain perfectly individual."
+
+With this Mr. Bridges entirely agrees; but adds:--
+
+ "It unfortunately halts in the opening, and the first and fourth
+ stanzas especially are unequal to the rest, as is again the third
+ from the end, 'Young Stranger,' which for its matter would with more
+ propriety have been cast into the previous section; and these
+ impoverish the effect, and contain expressions which might put some
+ readers off. If they would begin at the fifth stanza and omit the
+ third from the end, they would find little that is not admirable."
+
+Now, for my part, when in book or newspaper I come upon references to
+Isaiah lxi. 1-3, or Shakespeare, K. Henry IV., Pt. ii., Act 4, Sc. 5, l.
+163, or the like, I have to drop my reading at once and hunt them up.
+So I hope that these references of Mr. Bridges will induce the reader to
+take his Keats down from the shelf. And I hope further that, having his
+Keats in hand, the reader will examine these odes again and make out an
+order for himself, as I propose to do.
+
+
+Mr. Bridges's order of merit was: (1) 'Autumn,' (2) the 'Nightingale,'
+(3) 'Melancholy,' (4) 'Psyche,' (5) 'Grecian Urn,' (6) 'Indolence';
+leaving us to rank with these (a) the fragment of the 'May Ode,' and
+(b) (c) the Odes to 'Pan' and to 'Sorrow' from 'Endymion.'
+
+Now of 'Autumn,' to which he gives the first place 'for its perfection,'
+one may remark that Keats did not entitle it an Ode, and the omission may
+be something more than casual. Certainly its three stanzas seem to me to
+exhibit very little of that _progression_ of thought and feeling which I
+take to be one of the qualities of an ode as distinguished from an
+ordinary lyric. The line is notoriously hard to draw: but I suppose that
+in theory the lyric deals summarily with its theme, whereas the ode treats
+it in a sustained progressive manner. But sustained treatment is hardly
+possible within the limits of three stanzas, and I can discover no
+progression. The first two stanzas elaborate a picture of Autumn; the
+third suggests a reflection--
+
+ "Where are the songs of Spring? Ay, where are they?
+ Think not of them, thou hast thy music too--"
+
+And promptly, with a few added strokes, all pictorial, the poet works that
+reflection into decoration. A sonnet could not well be more summary.
+In fact, the poem in structure of thought very closely resembles a sonnet;
+its first two stanzas corresponding to the octave, and its last stanza to
+the sestett.
+
+This will perhaps be thought very trivial criticism of a poem which most
+people admit to be, as a piece of writing, all but absolutely flawless.
+But allowing that it expresses perfectly what it sets out to express,
+I yet doubt if it deserve the place assigned to it by Mr. Bridges.
+Expression counts for a great deal: but ideas perhaps count for more.
+And in the value of the ideas expressed I cannot see that 'Autumn' comes
+near to rivalling the 'Nightingale' (for instance) or 'Melancholy.'
+The thought that Autumn has its songs as well as Spring has neither the
+rarity nor the subtlety nor the moral value of the thought that:
+
+ "In the very temple of Delight
+ Veil'd Melancholy has her sovran shrine,
+ Though seen of none save him whose strenuous tongue
+ Can burst joy's grape against his palate fine;
+ His soul shall taste the sadness of her might,
+ And be among her cloudy trophies hung."
+
+To test it in another way:--It is perfect, no doubt: but it has not the
+one thing that now and then in poetry rises (if I may use the paradox)
+above perfection. It does not contain, as one or two of the Odes contain,
+what I may call the Great Thrill. It nowhere compels that sudden
+'silent, upon a peak in Darien' shiver, that awed surmise of the magic of
+poetry which arrests one at the seventh stanza of the 'Nightingale' or
+before the closing lines of 'Psyche.' Such verse as:
+
+ "Perhaps the self-same song hath found a path
+ Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home,
+ She stood in tears amid the alien corn;
+ The same that oft-times hath
+ Charm'd magic casements, opening on the foam
+ Of perilous seas in faery lands forlorn--"
+
+Reaches beyond technical perfection to the very root of all tears and joy.
+Such verse links poetry to Love itself--
+
+ "Half angel and half bird,
+ And all a wonder and a wild desire."
+
+The 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' does not perhaps quite reach this divine
+thrill: but its second and third stanzas have a rapture that comes very
+near to it (I will speak anon of the fourth stanza): and I should not
+quarrel with one who preferred these two stanzas even to the close of
+'Psyche.'
+
+Now it seems to me that the mere touching of this poetic height--the mere
+feat of causing this most exquisite vibration in the human nerves--gives a
+poem a quality and a rank apart; a quality and a rank not secured to
+'Autumn' by all its excellence of expression. I grant, of course, that it
+takes two to produce this thrill--the reader as well as the poet.
+And if any man object to me that he, for his part, feels a thrill as
+poignant when he reads stanza 2 of 'Autumn' as when he reads stanza 7 of
+the 'Nightingale,' then I confess that I shall have some difficulty in
+answering him. But I believe very few, if any, will assert this of
+themselves. And perhaps we may get at the truth of men's feelings on this
+point in another way. Suppose that of these four poems, 'Autumn,'
+'Nightingale,' 'Psyche,' and 'Grecian Urn,' one were doomed to perish, and
+fate allowed us to choose which one should be abandoned. Sorrowful as the
+choice must be, I believe that lovers of poetry would find themselves
+least loth to part with 'Autumn'; that the loss of either of the others
+would be foreseen as a sharper wrench.
+
+For the others lie close to human emotion; are indeed interpenetrated with
+emotion; whereas 'Autumn' makes but an objective appeal, chiefly to the
+visual sense. It is, as I have said, a decorative picture; and even so it
+hardly beats the pictures in stanza 4 of the 'Grecian Urn'--
+
+ "What little town by river or sea-shore,
+ Or mountain, built with peaceful citadel,
+ Is emptied of its folk, this pious morn?"
+
+
+Though Keats, to be sure, comes perilously near to spoiling these lines by
+the three answering ones--
+
+ "And, little town, thy streets for evermore
+ Will silent be; and not a soul to tell
+ Why thou art desolate, can e'er return."
+
+--Which, though beautiful in themselves, involve a confusion of thought;
+since (in Mr. Colvin's words) "they speak of the arrest of life as though
+it were an infliction in the sphere of reality, and not merely a necessary
+condition in the sphere of art, having in that sphere its own
+compensations."
+
+But it is time to be drawing up one's own order for the Odes. The first
+place, then, let us give to the 'Nightingale,' for the intensity of its
+emotion, for the sustained splendour and variety of its language, for the
+consummate skill with which it keeps the music matched with the mood, and
+finally because it attains, at least twice, to the 'great thrill.'
+Nor can one preferring it offend Mr. Bridges, who confesses that he "could
+not name any English poem of the same length which contains so much beauty
+as this ode."
+
+For the second place, one feels inclined at first to bracket 'Psyche' with
+the 'Grecian Urn.' Each develops a beautiful idea. In 'Psyche' the poet
+addresses the loveliest but latest-born vision 'of all Olympus's faded
+hierarchy,' and promises her that, though born:
+
+ "Too late for antique vows,
+ Too, too late for the fond believing lyre,"
+
+She shall yet have a priest, the poet, and a temple built in some
+untrodden region of his mind--
+
+ "And in the midst of this wide quietness
+ A rosy sanctuary will I dress
+ With the wreath'd trellis of a working brain,
+ With buds, and bells, and stars without a name,
+ With all the gardener Fancy e'er could feign,
+ Who breeding flowers will never breed the same:
+ And there shall be for thee all soft delight
+ That shadowy thought can win,
+ A bright torch, and a casement ope at night,
+ To let the warm Love in!"
+
+The thought of the 'Grecian Urn' is (to quote Mr. Bridges) "the supremacy
+of ideal art over Nature, because of its unchanging expression of
+perfection." And this also is true and beautiful. Idea for idea, there
+is little to choose between the two odes. Each has the 'great thrill,' or
+something very like it. The diction of 'Psyche' is more splendid; the
+mood of the 'Grecian Urn' happier and (I think) rarer. But 'Psyche'
+asserts its superiority in the orderly development of its idea, which
+rises steadily to its climax in the magnificent lines quoted above, and on
+that note triumphantly closes: whereas the 'Grecian Urn' marches
+uncertainly, recurs to its main idea without advancing it, reaches
+something like its climax in the middle stanza, and tripping over a pun
+(as Mr. Bridges does not hesitate to call 'O Attic shape! fair attitude!')
+at the entrance of the last stanza, barely recovers itself in time to make
+a forcible close.
+
+(1) 'Nightingale,' (2) 'Psyche,' (3) 'Grecian Urn.' Shall the next place
+go to 'Melancholy?' The idea of this ode (I contrasted it just now with
+the idea of 'Autumn') is particularly fine; and when we supply the first
+stanza which Keats discarded we see it to be well developed.
+The discarded stanza lies open to the charge of staginess. One may answer
+that Keats meant it to be stagey: that he deliberately surrounded the
+quest of the false Melancholy with those paste-board 'properties'--the
+bark of dead men's bones, the rudder of a dragon's tail 'long severed, yet
+still hard with agony', the cordage woven of large uprootings from the
+skull of bald Medusa'--in order to make the genuine Melancholy more
+effective by contrast.[1] Yet, as Mr. Bridges points out, the ode does
+not hit so hard as one would expect: and it has seemed to me that the
+composition of Durer's great drawing may have something to do with this.
+Durer _did_ surround his Melancholia with 'properties,' and he _did_
+evoke a figure which all must admit to be not only tremendously impressive
+but entirely genuine, whatever Keats may say; a figure so haunting, too,
+that it obtrudes its face between us and Keats's page and scares away his
+delicate figure of:
+
+ "Joy, whose hand is ever at his lips
+ Bidding adieu . . ."--
+
+Reducing him to the pettiness of a Chelsea-china shepherd. Mr. Bridges,
+too, calls attention to a false note in the second stanza:--
+
+ "Or if thy mistress some rich anger shows,
+ Emprison her soft hand, and let her rave,
+ And feed, feed deep upon her peerless eyes."
+
+So prone was Keats to sound this particular false note that Mr. Bridges
+had to devote some three pages of his essay to an examination of the
+poet's want of taste in his speech about women and his lack of true
+insight into human passion. The worst trick this disability ever played
+upon Keats was to blind him to his magnificent opportunity in 'Lamia'--an
+opportunity of which the missing is felt as positively cruel: but it
+betrayed him also into occasional lapses and ineptitudes which almost
+rival Leigh Hunt's--
+
+ "The two divinest things the world has got--
+ A lovely woman in a rural spot."
+
+This blemish may, perhaps, condemn it to a place below 'Autumn'; of which
+(I hope) reason has been shown why it cannot rank higher than (4).
+And (6) _longo intervallo_ comes 'Indolence,' which may be fearlessly
+called an altogether inferior performance.
+
+The 'May Ode' stands by itself, an exquisite fragment. But the two odes
+from _Endymion_ may be set well above 'Indolence,' and that to 'Sorrow,'
+in my opinion, above 'Autumn,' and only a little way behind the leaders.
+
+
+But the fall of the year is marked for us by a ceremony more poignant,
+more sorrowfully seasonable than any hymned by Hood or by Keats. Let us
+celebrate--
+
+
+LAYING UP THE BOAT.
+
+
+There arrives a day towards the end of October--or with luck we may tide
+over into November--when the wind in the mainsail suddenly takes a winter
+force, and we begin to talk of laying up the boat. Hitherto we have kept
+a silent compact and ignored all change in the season. We have watched
+the blue afternoons shortening, fading through lilac into grey, and let
+pass their scarcely perceptible warnings. One afternoon a few kittiwakes
+appeared. A week later the swallows fell to stringing themselves like
+beads along the coastguard's telephone-wire on the hill. They vanished,
+and we pretended not to miss them. When our hands grew chill with
+steering we rubbed them by stealth or stuck them nonchalantly in our
+pockets. But this vicious unmistakable winter gust breaks the spell.
+We take one look around the harbour, at the desolate buoys awash and
+tossing; we cast another seaward at the thick weather through which, in a
+week at latest, will come looming the earliest of the Baltic merchantmen,
+our November visitors--bluff vessels with red-painted channels, green
+deckhouses, white top-strakes, wooden davits overhanging astern, and the
+Danish flag fluttering aloft in the haze. Then we find speech; and with
+us, as with the swallows, the move into winter quarters is not long
+delayed when once it comes into discussion. We have dissembled too long;
+and know, as we go through the form of debating it, that our date must be
+the next spring-tides.
+
+This ritual of laying up the boat is our way of bidding farewell to
+summer; and we go through it, when the day comes, in ceremonial silence.
+_Favete linguis!_ The hour helps us, for the spring-tides at this season
+reach their height a little after night-fall, and it is on an already
+slackening flood that we cast off our moorings and head up the river with
+our backs to the waning sunset. Since we tow a dinghy astern and are
+ourselves towed by the silent yachtsman, you may call it a procession.
+She has been stripped, during the last two days, of sails, rigging, and
+all spars but the mainmast. Now we bring her alongside the town quay and
+beneath the shears--the abhorred shears--which lift this too out of its
+step, dislocated with a creak as poignant as the cry of Polydorus.
+We lower it, lay it along the deck, and resume our way; past quay doors
+and windows where already the townsfolk are beginning to light their
+lamps; and so by the jetties where foreign crews rest with elbows on
+bulwarks and stare down upon us idly through the dusk. She is after all
+but a little cutter of six tons, and we might well apologise, like the
+Athenian, for so diminutive a corpse. But she is our own; and they never
+saw her with jackyarder spread, or spinnaker or jib-topsail delicate as
+samite--those heavenly wings!--nor felt her gallant spirit straining to
+beat her own record before a tense northerly breeze. Yet even to them her
+form, in pure white with gilt fillet, might tell of no common obsequies.
+
+For in every good ship the miracle of Galatea is renewed; and the
+shipwright who sent this keel down the ways to her element surely beheld
+the birth of a goddess. He still speaks of her with pride, but the
+conditions of his work keep him a modest man; for he goes about it under
+the concentred gaze of half a dozen old mariners hauled ashore, who haunt
+his yard uninvited, slow of speech but deadly critical. Nor has the
+language a word for their appalling candour. Often, admiring how
+cheerfully he tolerates them, I have wondered what it would feel like to
+compose a novel under the eyes of half a dozen reviewers. But to him, as
+to his critics, the ship was a framework only until the terrible moment
+when with baptism she took life. Did he in the rapture, the brief ecstasy
+of creation, realise that she had passed from him? Ere the local
+artillery band had finished 'Rule Britannia,' and while his friends were
+still shaking his hands and drinking to him, did he know his loss in his
+triumph? His fate is to improve the world, not to possess; to chase
+perfection, knowing that under the final mastering touch it must pass from
+his hand; to lose his works and anchor himself upon the workmanship, the
+immaterial function. For of art this is the cross and crown in one; and
+he, modest man, was born to the sad eminence.
+
+She is ours now by purchase, but ours, too, by something better. Like a
+slave's her beautiful untaught body came to us; but it was we who gave
+wings to her, and with wings a soul, and a law to its grace, and
+discipline to its vital impulses. She is ours, too, by our gratitude,
+since the delicate machine:
+
+ "Has like a woman given up its joy;"
+
+And by memories of her helpfulness in such modest perils as we tempt, of
+her sweet companionship through long days empty of annoyance--land left
+behind with its striving crowds, its short views, its idols of the
+market-place, its sordid worries; the breast flung wide to the horizon,
+swept by wholesome salt airs, void perhaps, but so beatifically clean!
+Then it was that we learned her worth, drinking in the knowledge without
+effort, lulled hour after hour by her whisperings which asked for no
+answer, by the pulse of her tiller soft against the palm. Patter of
+reef-points, creak of cordage, hum of wind, hiss of brine--I think at
+times that she has found a more human language. Who that has ever steered
+for hours together cannot report of a mysterious voice 'breaking the
+silence of the seas,' as though a friend were standing and speaking
+astern? or has not turned his head to the confident inexplicable call?
+The fishermen fable of drowned sailors 'hailing their names.' But the
+voice is of a single speaker; it bears no likeness to the hollow tones of
+the dead; it calls no name; it utters no particular word. It merely
+speaks. Sometimes, ashamed at being tricked by an illusion so absurd,
+I steal a glance at the yachtsman forward. He is smoking, placidly
+staring at the clouds. Patently he was not the speaker, and patently he
+has heard nothing. Was it Cynthia, my dearer shipmate? She, too, knows
+the voice; even answered it one day, supposing it mine, and in her
+confusion I surprised our common secret. But we never hear it together.
+She is seated now on the lee side of the cockpit, her hands folded on the
+coaming, her chin rested on them, and her eyes gazing out beneath the sail
+and across the sea from which they surely have drawn their wine-coloured
+glooms. She has not stirred for many minutes. No, it was not Cynthia.
+Then either it must be the wild, obedient spirit who carries us, straining
+at the impassable bar of speech, to break through and be at one with her
+master, or else--Can it have been Ariel, perched aloft in the shrouds,
+with mischievous harp?
+
+ "That was the chirp of Ariel
+ You heard, as overhead it flew,
+ The farther going more to dwell
+ And wing our green to wed our blue;
+ But whether note of joy or knell
+ Not his own Father-singer knew;
+ Nor yet can any mortal tell,
+ Save only how it shivers through;
+ The breast of us a sounded shell,
+ The blood of us a lighted dew."
+
+
+Perhaps; but for my part I believe it was the ship; and if you deride my
+belief, I shall guess you one of those who need a figure-head to remind
+them of a vessel's sex. There are minds which find a certain romance in
+figure-heads. To me they seem a frigid, unintelligent device, not to say
+idolatrous. I have known a crew to set so much store by one that they
+kept a tinsel locket and pair of ear-rings in the forecastle and duly
+adorned their darling when in port. But this is materialism. The true
+personality of a ship resides in no prefiguring lump of wood with a
+sightless smile to which all seas come alike and all weathers. Lay your
+open palm on the mast, rather, and feel life pulsing beneath it, trembling
+through and along every nerve of her. Are you converted? That life is
+yours to control. Take the tiller, then, and for an hour be a god!
+For indeed you shall be a god, and of the very earliest. The centuries
+shall run out with the chain as you slip moorings--run out and drop from
+you, plumb, and leave you free, winged! Or if you cannot forget in a
+moment the times to which you were born, each wave shall turn back a page
+as it rolls past to break on the shore towards which you revert no glance.
+Even the romance of it shall fade with the murmur of that coast.
+
+ "Sails of silk and ropes of sendal,
+ Such as gleam in ancient lore,
+ And the singing of the sailor,
+ And the answer from the shore--"
+
+These shall pass and leave you younger than romance--a child open-eyed and
+curious, pleased to meet a sea-parrot or a rolling porpoise, or to watch
+the gannets diving--
+
+ "As Noah saw them dive
+ O'er sunken Ararat."
+
+Yes, and sunset shall bring you, a god, to the gates of a kingdom I must
+pause to describe for you, though when you reach it you will forget my
+description and imagine yourself its first discoverer. But that is a part
+of its charm.
+
+Walter Pater, reading the _Odyssey_, was brought up (as we say) 'with a
+round turn' by a passage wherein Homer describes briefly and with accuracy
+how some mariners came to harbour, took down sail, and stepped ashore.
+It filled him with wonder that so simple an incident--nor to say ordinary
+--could be made so poetical; and, having pondered it, he divided the
+credit between the poet and his fortunate age--a time (said he) in which
+one could hardly have spoken at all without ideal effect, or the sailors
+pulled down their boat without making a picture 'in the great style'
+against a sky charged with marvels.
+
+You will discover, when you reach the river-mouth of which I am telling,
+and are swept over the rolling bar into quiet water--you will discover
+(and with ease, being a god) that Mr. Pater was entirely mistaken, and the
+credit belongs neither to Homer nor to his fortunate age. For here are
+woods with woodlanders, and fields with ploughmen, and beaches with
+fishermen hauling nets; and all these men, as they go about their work,
+contrive to make pictures 'in the great style' against a sky charged with
+marvels, obviously without any assistance from Homer, and quite as if
+nothing had happened for, say, the last three thousand years. That the
+immemorial craft of seafaring has no specially 'heroic age'--or that, if
+it have, that age is yours--you will discover by watching your own
+yachtsman as he moves about lowering foresail and preparing to drop
+anchor.
+
+It is a river of gradual golden sunsets, such as Wilson painted--a
+broad-bosomed flood between deep and tranquil woods, the main banks
+holding here and there a village as in an arm maternally crook'd, but
+opening into creeks where the oaks dip their branches in the high tides,
+where the stars are glassed all night long without a ripple, and where you
+may spend whole days with no company but herons and sandpipers. Even by
+the main river each separate figure--the fisherman on the shore, the
+ploughman on the upland, the ferryman crossing between them--moves slowly
+upon a large landscape, while, permeating all, 'the essential silence
+cheers and blesses.' After a week at anchor in the heart of this silence
+Cynthia and I compared notes, and set down the total population at fifty
+souls; and even so she would have it that I had included the owls.
+Lo! the next morning an unaccustomed rocking awoke us in our berths, and,
+raising the flap of our dew-drenched awning, we 'descried at sunrise an
+emerging prow' of a peculiarly hideous excursion steamboat. She blew no
+whistle, and we were preparing to laugh at her grotesque temerity when we
+became aware of a score of boats putting out towards her from the shadowy
+banks. Like spectres they approached, reached her, and discharged their
+complements, until at last a hundred and fifty passengers crowded her
+deck. In silence--or in such silence as a paddle-boat can achieve--she
+backed, turned, and bore them away: on what festal errand we never
+discovered. We never saw them return. For aught I know they may never
+have returned. They raised no cheer; no band accompanied them; they
+passed without even the faint hum of conversation. In five minutes at
+most the apparition had vanished around the river-bend seawards and out of
+sight. We stared at the gently heaving water, turned, and caught sight of
+Euergetes, his head and red cap above the forecastle hatch. (I call our
+yachtsman Euergetes because it is so unlike his real name that neither he
+nor his family will recognise it.) "Why, Euergetes," exclaimed Cynthia,
+"wherever did they all come from?" "I'm sure I can't tell you, ma'am," he
+answered, "unless 'twas from the woods,"--giving us to picture these ardent
+holiday-makers roosting all night in the trees while we slumbered.
+But the odd thing was that the labourers manned the fields that day, the
+fishermen the beach that evening, in un-diminished numbers. We landed,
+and could detect no depletion in the village. We landed on subsequent
+days, and discovered no increase. And the inference, though easy, was
+startling.
+
+I suppose that 'in the great style' could hardly be predicated of our
+housekeeping on these excursions; and yet it achieves, in our enthusiastic
+opinion, a primitive elegance not often recaptured by mortals since the
+passing of the Golden Age. We cook for ourselves, but bring a fine spirit
+of emulation both to _cuisine_ and service. We dine frugally, but the
+claret is sound. From the moment when Euergetes awakes us by washing down
+the deck, and the sound of water rushing through the scuppers calls me
+forth to discuss the weather with him, method rules the early hours, that
+we may be free to use the later as we list. First the cockpit beneath the
+awning must be prepared as a dressing-room for Cynthia; next Euergetes
+summoned on deck to valet me with the simple bucket. And when I am
+dressed and tingling from the _douche_, and sit me down on the cabin top,
+barefooted and whistling, to clean the boots, and Euergetes has been sent
+ashore for milk and eggs, bread and clotted cream, there follows a
+peaceful half-hour until Cynthia flings back a corner of the awning and,
+emerging, confirms the dawn. Then begins the business, orderly and
+thorough, of redding up the cabin, stowing the beds, washing out the lower
+deck, folding away the awning, and transforming the cockpit into a
+breakfast-room, with table neatly set forth. Meanwhile Euergetes has
+returned, and from the forecastle comes the sputter of red mullet cooking.
+Cynthia clatters the cups and saucers, while in the well by the cabin door
+I perform some acquired tricks with the new-laid eggs. There is plenty to
+be done on board a small boat, but it is all simple enough. Only, you
+must not let it overtake you. Woe to you if it fall into arrears!
+
+By ten o'clock or thereabouts we have breakfasted, my pipe is lit, and a
+free day lies before us--
+
+ "All the wood to ransack,
+ All the wave explore."
+
+We take the dinghy and quest after adventures. The nearest railway lies
+six miles off, and is likely to deposit no one in whom we have the least
+concern. The woods are deep, we carry our lunch-basket and may roam
+independent of taverns. If the wind invite, we can hoist our small sail;
+if not, we can recline and drift and stare at the heavens, or land and
+bathe, or search in vain for curlews' or kingfishers' nests, or in more
+energetic moods seek out a fisherman and hire him to shoot his seine.
+Seventy red mullet have I seen fetched at one haul out of those delectable
+waters, remote and enchanted as the lake whence the fisherman at the
+genie's orders drew fish for the young king of the Black Isles. But such
+days as these require no filling, and why should I teach you how to fill
+them?
+
+Best hour of all perhaps is that before bed-time, when the awning has been
+spread once more, and after long hours in the open our world narrows to
+the circle of the reading-lamp in the cockpit. Our cabin is prepared.
+Through the open door we see its red curtain warm in the light of the
+swinging lamp, the beds laid, the white sheets turned back. Still we
+grudge these moments to sleep. Outside we hear the tide streaming
+seawards, light airs play beneath the awning, above it rides the host of
+heaven. And here, gathered into a few square feet, we have home--larder,
+cellar, library, tables, and cupboards; life's small appliances with the
+human comradeship they serve, chosen for their service after severely
+practical discussion, yet ultimately by the heart's true nesting-instinct.
+We are isolated, bound even to this strange river-bed by a few fathoms of
+chain only. To-morrow we can lift anchor and spread wing; but we carry
+home with us.
+
+ "I will make you brooches and toys for your delight
+ Of bird-song at morning and star-shine at night;
+ I will make a palace fit for you and me
+ Of green days in forests and blue days at sea."
+
+ "I will make my kitchen and you shall keep your room
+ Where white flows the river and bright blows the broom;
+ And you shall wash your linen and keep your body white
+ In rainfall at morning and dewfall at night."
+
+You see now what memories we lay up with the boat. Will you think it
+ridiculous that after such royal days of summer, her inconspicuous
+obsequies have before now put me in mind of Turner's '_Fighting
+Temeraire_'? I declare, at any rate, that the fault lies not with me, but
+with our country's painters and poets for providing no work of art nearer
+to my mood. We English have a great seafaring and a great poetical past.
+Yet the magic of the sea and shipping has rarely touched our poetry, and
+for its finest expression we must still turn to an art in which as a race
+we are less expert, and stand before that picture of Turner's in the
+National Gallery. The late Mr. Froude believed in a good time coming when
+the sea-captains of Elizabeth are to find their bard and sit enshrined in
+'great English national epic as grand as the _Odyssey_' It may be, but as
+yet our poets have achieved but a few sea-fights, marine adventures, and
+occasional pieces, which wear a spirited but accidental look, and suggest
+the excursionist. On me, at any rate, no poem in our language--not even
+_The Ancient Mariner_--binds as that picture binds, the--
+
+ "Mystic spell,
+ Which none but sailors know or feel,
+ And none but they can tell--"
+
+If indeed they _can_ tell. In it Turner seized and rolled together in one
+triumphant moment the emotional effect of noble shipping and a sentiment
+as ancient and profound as the sea itself--human regret for transitory
+human glory. The great warship, glimmering in her Mediterranean
+fighting-paint, moving like a queen to execution; the pert and ignoble
+tug, itself an emblem of the new order, eager, pushing, ugly, and
+impatient of the slow loveliness it supersedes; the sunset hour, closing
+man's labour; the fading river-reach--you may call these things obvious,
+but all art's greatest effects are obvious when once genius has discovered
+them. I should know well enough by this time what is coming when I draw
+near that picture, and yet my heart never fails to leap with the old wild
+wonder. There are usually one or two men standing before it--I observe
+that it affects women less--and I glance at them furtively to see how
+_they_ take it. If ever I surprise one with tears in his eyes, I believe
+we shall shake hands. And why not? For the moment we are not strangers,
+but men subdued by the wonder and sadness of our common destiny: "we feel
+that we are greater than we know." We are two Englishmen, in one moment
+realising the glories of our blood and state. We are alone together,
+gazing upon a new Pacific, 'silent, upon a peak in Darien.'
+
+For--and here lies his subtlety--in the very flush of amazement the
+painter flatters you by whispering that for _you_ has his full meaning
+been reserved. The _Temeraire_ goes to her doom unattended, twilit,
+obscure, with no pause in the dingy bustle of the river. You alone have
+eyes for the passing of greatness, and a heart to feel it.
+
+ "There's a far bell ringing,"
+
+But you alone hear it tolling to evensong, to the close of day, the end of
+deeds.
+
+So, as we near the beach where she is to lie, a sense of proud
+exclusiveness mingles with our high regret. Astern the jettymen and
+stevedores are wrangling over their latest job; trains are shunting,
+cranes working, trucks discharging their cargoes amid clouds of dust.
+We and we only assist at the passing of a goddess. Euergetes rests on his
+oars, the tow-rope slackens, she glides into the deep shadow of the shore,
+and with a soft grating noise--ah, the eloquence of it!--takes ground.
+Silently we carry her chain out and noose it about a monster elm; silently
+we slip the legs under her channels, lift and make fast her stern
+moorings, lash the tiller for the last time, tie the coverings over
+cabintop and well; anxiously, with closed lips, praetermitting no due
+rite. An hour, perhaps, passes, and November darkness has settled on the
+river ere we push off our boat, in a last farewell committing her--our
+treasure 'locked up, not lost'--to a winter over which Jove shall reign
+genially.
+
+ "Et fratres Helenae, lucida sidera."
+
+As we thread our dim way homeward among the riding-lights flickering on
+the black water, the last pale vision of her alone and lightless follows
+and reminds me of the dull winter ahead, the short days, the long nights.
+She is haunting me yet as I land on the wet slip strewn with dead leaves
+to the tide's edge. She follows me up the hill, and even to my library
+door. I throw it open, and lo! a bright fire burning, and, smiling over
+against the blaze of it, cheerful, companionable, my books have been
+awaiting me.
+
+
+[1] The discarded opening stanza ran:--
+
+ "Though you should build a bark of dead men's bones,
+ And rear a phantom gibbet for a mast,
+ Stitch shrouds together for a sail, with groans
+ To fill it out blood-stained and aghast;
+ Although your rudder be a dragon's tail
+ Long-sever'd, yet still hard with agony,
+ Your cordage large uprootings from the skull
+ Of bald Medusa, certes you would fail
+ To find the Melancholy--whether she
+ Dreameth in any isle of Lethe dull."
+
+
+
+NOVEMBER.
+
+
+Will the reader forgive, this month, a somewhat more serious gossip?
+
+In my childhood I used to spend long holidays with my grandparents in
+Devonshire, and afterwards lived with them for a while when the shades of
+the prison-house began to close and I attended my first 'real' school as a
+day-boy. I liked those earlier visits best, for they were holidays, and I
+had great times in the hayfields and apple orchards, and rode a horse, and
+used in winter-time to go shooting with my grandfather and carry the
+powder-flask and shot-flask for his gun--an old muzzle-loader. Though
+stern in his manner, he was (as I grew to learn) extraordinarily, even
+extravagantly, kind; and my grandmother lived for me, her eldest
+grandchild. Years afterwards I gathered that in the circle of her
+acquaintance she passed for a satirical, slightly imperious, lady: and I
+do seem to remember that she suffered fools with a private reserve of
+mirth. But she loved her own with a thoroughness which extended--good
+housewife that she was--down to the last small office.
+
+In short, here were two of the best and most affectionate grandparents in
+the world, who did what they knew to make a child happy all the week. But
+in religion they were strict evangelicals, and on Sunday they took me to
+public worship and acquainted me with Hell. From my eighth to my twelfth
+year I lived on pretty close terms with Hell, and would wake up in the
+night and lie awake with the horror of it upon me. Oddly enough, I had no
+very vivid fear for myself--or if vivid it was but occasional and rare.
+Little pietistic humbug that I was, I fancied myself among the elect: but
+I had a desperate assurance that both my parents were damned, and I loved
+them too well to find the conviction bearable. To this day I wonder what
+kept me from tackling my father on the state of his soul. The result
+would have been extremely salutary for me: for he had an easy sense of
+humour, a depth of conviction of his own which he united with limitless
+tolerance, and a very warm affection for his mother-in-law. Let it
+suffice that I did not: but for two or three years at least my childhood
+was tormented with visions of Hell derived from the pulpit and mixed up
+with two terrible visions derived from my reading--the ghost of an evil
+old woman in red-heeled slippers from Sir Walter Scott's story, _The
+Tapestried Room_, and a jumble of devils from a chapter of Samuel Warren's
+_Diary of a Late Physician_. I had happened on these horrors among the
+dull contents of my grandfather's book-case.
+
+For three or four years these companions--the vision of Hell particularly
+and my parents in it--murdered my childish sleep. Then, for no reason
+that I can give any account of, it all faded, and boy or man I have never
+been troubled at all by Hell or the fear of it.
+
+The strangest part of the whole affair is that no priest, from first to
+last, has ever spoken to me in private of any life but this present one,
+or indeed about religion at all. I suppose there must be some instinct in
+the sacerdotal mind which warns it off certain cases as hopeless from the
+first . . . and yet I have always been eager to discuss serious things
+with the serious.
+
+There has been no great loss, though--apart from the missing of
+sociableness--if one may judge the arguments that satisfy my clerical
+friends from the analogies they use in the pulpit. The subject of a
+future life is one, to be sure, which can hardly be discussed without
+resort to analogy. But there are good and bad analogies, and of all bad
+ones that which grates worst upon the nerves of a man who will have clear
+thinking (to whatever it lead him) is the common one of the seed and the
+flower.
+
+ "The flowers that we behold each year
+ In chequer'd meads their heads to rear,
+ New rising from the tomb;
+ The eglantines and honey daisies,
+ And all those pretty smiling faces
+ That still in age grow young--
+ Even those do cry
+ That though men die,
+ Yet life from death may come,"
+
+Wrote John Hagthorpe in verses which generations of British schoolboys
+have turned into Latin alcaics; and how often have we not 'sat under' this
+argument in church at Easter or when the preacher was improving a Harvest
+Festival? Examine it, and you see at once that the argument is not _in
+pari materia_; that all the true correspondence between man and the
+flower-seed begins and ends in this world. As the seed becomes a plant,
+blossoms and leaves the seeds of other flowers, so of seed man is
+begotten, flourishes and dies, leaving his seed behind him--all in this
+world. The 'seed' argument makes an illicit jump from one world to
+another after all its analogies have been met and satisfied on this side
+of the grave. If flowers went to heaven and blossomed there (which is
+possible indeed, but is not contended) it might be cogent. As things are,
+one might as validly reason from the man to prove that flowers go to
+heaven, as from the flower to prove that man goes thither. St. Paul (as
+I do not forget) uses the similitude of the seed: but his argument is a
+totally different one. St. Paul bids us not be troubled in what form the
+dead shall be raised; for as we sow "not the body that shall be, but bare
+grain, it may chance of wheat or of some other grain," so God will raise
+the dead in what form it pleases Him: in other words, he tells us that
+since bare grain may turn into such wonderful and wonderfully different
+things as wheat, barley, oats, rye, in this world, we need not marvel that
+bare human bodies planted here should be raised in wonderful form
+hereafter. Objections may be urged against this illustration: I am only
+concerned to point out that it illustrates an argument entirely different
+from the common pulpit one, which (I suspect) we should have to endure far
+less frequently were it our custom to burn our dead, and did not interment
+dig a trap for facile rhetoric.
+
+Further, St. Paul's particular warning, if it do not consciously contain,
+at least suggests, a general warning against interpreting the future life
+in terms of this one, whereas its delights and pains can have little or
+nothing in common with ours. We try to imagine them by expanding or
+exaggerating and perpetuating ours--or some of them; but the attempt is
+demonstrably foolish, and leads straight to its own defeat. It comes of
+man's incapacity to form a conception of Eternity, or at any rate to grasp
+and hold it long enough to reason about it; by reason of which incapacity
+he falls back upon the easier, misleading conception of 'Everlasting
+Life.' In Eternity time is not: a man dies into it to-day and awakes
+(say) yesterday, for in Eternity yesterday and to-day and to-morrow are
+one, and ten thousand years is as one day. This vacuum of time you may
+call 'Everlasting Life,' but it clearly differs from what men ordinarily
+and almost inevitably understand by 'Everlasting Life,' which to them is
+an endless prolongation of time. Therefore, when they imagine heaven as
+consisting of an endless prolongation and exaggeration or rarefication of
+such pleasures as we know, they invite the retort, "And pray what would
+become of any one of our known pleasures, or even of our conceivable
+pleasures, if it were made everlasting?" As Jowett asked, with his usual
+dry sagacity, in his Introduction to the _Phaedo_--
+
+ "What is the pain that does not become deadened after a thousand
+ years? or what is the nature of that pleasure or happiness which
+ never wearies by monotony? Earthly pleasures and pains are short in
+ proportion as they are keen, of any others which are both intense and
+ lasting we have no experience and can form no idea. . . . To beings
+ constituted as we are the monotony of singing psalms would be as
+ great an affliction as the pains of hell, and might even be
+ pleasantly interrupted by them."
+
+This is trenchant enough, and yet we perceive that the critic is setting
+up his rest upon the very fallacy he attacks--the fallacy of using
+'Eternity' and 'Everlasting Life' as convertible terms.
+He neatly enough reduces to absurdity the prolongation, through endless
+time, of pleasures which delight us because they are transitory: he does
+not see, or for the moment forgets, that Eternity is not a prolongation of
+time at all, but an absolute negation of it.
+
+There seems to be no end to the confusion of men's thought on this
+subject. Take, for example, this extract from our late Queen's private
+journal (1883):--
+
+ "After luncheon saw the great poet Tennyson in dearest Albert's room
+ for nearly an hour; and most interesting it was. He is grown very
+ old, his eyesight much impaired. But he was very kind. Asked him to
+ sit down. He talked of many friends he had lost, and what it would
+ be if he did not feel and know that there was another world where
+ there would be no partings: and then he spoke with horror of the
+ unbelievers and philosophers who would make you believe that there
+ was no other world, no immortality, who tried to explain all away in
+ a miserable manner. We agreed that, were such a thing possible, God,
+ who is Love, would be far more cruel than any human being."
+
+It was, no doubt, a touching and memorable interview--these two, aged and
+great, meeting at a point of life when grandeur and genius alike feel
+themselves to be lonely, daily more lonely, and exchanging beliefs upon
+that unseen world where neither grandeur nor genius can plead more than
+that they have used their gifts for good. And yet was not Tennyson
+yielding to the old temptation to interpret the future life in terms of
+this one? Speculation will not carry us far upon this road; yet, so far
+as we can, let us carry clear thinking with us. Cruelty implies the
+infliction of pain: and there can be no pain without feeling. What
+cruelty, then, can be inflicted on the dead, if they have done with
+feeling? Or what on the living, if they live in a happy delusion and pass
+into nothingness without discovering the cheat? Let us hold most firmly
+that there has been no cheat; but let us also be reasonable and admit
+that, if cheat there be, it cannot also be cruel, since everything that
+would make it a cheat would also blot out completely all chance of
+discovery, and therefore all pain of discovering.
+
+
+This is a question on which, beyond pleading that what little we say ought
+to be (but seldom is) the result of clear thinking, I propose to say
+little, not only because here is not the place for metaphysics, but
+because--to quote Jowett again--"considering the 'feebleness of the human
+faculties and the uncertainty of the subject,' we are inclined to believe
+that the fewer our words the better. At the approach of death there is
+not much said: good men are too honest to go out of the world professing
+more than they know. There is perhaps no important subject about which,
+at any time, even religious people speak so little to one another."
+
+I would add that, in my opinion, many men fall into this reticence because
+as they grow older the question seems to settle itself without argument,
+and they cease by degrees to worry themselves about it. It dies in
+sensible men almost insensibly with the death of egoism. At twenty we are
+all furious egoists; at forty or thereabouts--and especially if we have
+children, as at forty every man ought--our centre of gravity has
+completely shifted. We care a great deal about what happens to the next
+generation, we care something about our work, but about ourselves and what
+becomes of us in the end I really think we care very little. By this
+time, if we have taken account of ourselves, ourselves are by no means so
+splendidly interesting as they used to be, but subjects rather of humorous
+and charitable comprehension.
+
+Of all the opening passages in Plato--master of beautiful openings--I like
+best that of the _Laws_. The scene is Crete; the season, midsummer; and
+on the long dusty road between Cnosus and the cave and temple of Zeus the
+three persons of the dialogue--strangers to one another, but bound on a
+common pilgrimage--join company and fall into converse together. One is
+an Athenian, one a Cretan, the third a Lacedaemonian, and all are elderly.
+Characteristically, the invitation to talk comes from the Athenian.
+
+ "It will pass the time pleasantly," he suggests; "for I am told that
+ the distance from Cnosus to the cave and temple of Zeus is
+ considerable, and doubtless there are shady places under the lofty
+ trees which will protect us from the scorching sun. Being no longer
+ young, we may often stop to rest beneath them, and get over the whole
+ journey without difficulty, beguiling the time by conversation."
+
+ "Yes, Stranger," answers Cleinias the Cretan, "and if we proceed
+ onward we shall come to groves of cypresses, which are of rare height
+ and beauty, and there are green meadows in which we may repose and
+ converse."
+
+ "Very good."
+
+ "Very good indeed; and still better when we see them. Let us move on
+ cheerily."
+
+So, now walking, anon pausing in the shade to rest, the three strangers
+beguile their journey, which (as the Athenian was made, by one of Plato's
+cunning touches, to foresee) is a long one; and the dialogue, moving with
+their deliberate progress, extends to a length which no doubt in the
+course of some 2,300 years has frightened away many thousands of general
+readers. Yet its slow amplitude, when you come to think of it, is
+appropriate; for these elderly men are in no hurry, although they have
+plenty to talk about, especially on the subjects of youth and religion.
+"They have," says Jowett, "the feelings of old age about youth, about the
+state, about human things in general. Nothing in life seems to be of much
+importance to them: they are spectators rather than actors, and men in
+general appear to the Athenian speaker to be the playthings of the gods
+and of circumstances. Still they have a fatherly care of the young, and
+are deeply impressed by sentiments of religion. . . ."
+
+ "Human affairs," says the Athenian, "are hardly worth considering in
+ earnest, and yet we must be in earnest about them--a sad necessity
+ constrains us. . . . And so I say that about serious matters a man
+ should be serious, and about a matter which is not serious he should
+ not be serious; and that God is the natural and worthy object of our
+ most serious and blessed endeavours. For man, as I said before, is
+ made to be the plaything of God, and this, truly considered, is the
+ best of him; wherefore also every man and woman should walk seriously
+ and pass life in the noblest of pastimes, and be of another mind from
+ what they are at present."
+
+But on the subject of youth, too, our Athenian is anxiously, albeit
+calmly, serious: and especially on the right education of youth,
+"for," says he, "many a victory has been and will be suicidal to the
+victors; but education is never suicidal." By education he explains
+himself to mean--
+
+ "That education in virtue from youth upwards which makes a man eagerly
+ pursue the ideal perfection of citizenship, and teaches him how
+ rightly to rule and how to obey. This is the only education which,
+ upon our view, deserves the name; and that other sort of training
+ which aims at the acquisition of wealth or bodily strength, or mere
+ cleverness apart from intelligence and justice is mean and illiberal,
+ and is not worthy to be called education at all."
+
+Plato wrote this dialogue when over seventy, an age which for many years
+(if I live) I shall be able to contemplate as respectable. Yet, though
+speaking at a guess, I say pretty confidently that the talk of these three
+imaginary interlocutors of his upon youth, and the feeling that colours
+it, convey more of the truth about old age than does Cicero's admired
+treatise on that subject or any of its descendants. For these treatises
+start with the false postulate that age is concerned about itself, whereas
+it is the mark of age to be indifferent about itself, and this mark of
+indifference deepens with the years. Nor did Cicero once in his _De
+Senectute_ get hold of so fine or so true a thought as Plato's Athenian
+lets fall almost casually--that a man should honour an aged parent as he
+would the image of a God treasured up and dwelling in his house.
+
+The outlook of Plato's three elderly men, in fact, differs little, if at
+all, from Mr Meredith's as you may see for yourself by turning back to the
+September chapter and reading the part from "Not long ago an interviewer
+called on Mr. Meredith," through to the excerpt from 'Lucifer in
+Starlight'. Speaking as a parent, I say that this outlook is--I won't say
+the right one, though this too I believe--the outlook a man _naturally_
+takes as he grows older: naturally, because it is natural for a man to
+have children, and he who has none may find alleviations, but must miss
+the course of nature. As I write there comes back to me the cry of my old
+schoolmaster, T. E. Brown, protesting from the grave--
+
+ "But when I think if we must part
+ And all this personal dream be fled--
+ O, then my heart! O, then my useless heart!
+ Would God that thou wert dead--
+ A clod insensible to joys or ills--
+ A stone remote in some bleak gully of the hills!"
+
+I hear the note of anguish: but the appeal itself passes me by. 'All this
+personal dream' must flee: it is better that it should flee; nay, much of
+our present bliss rests upon its transitoriness. But we can continue in
+the children.
+
+I think that perhaps the worst of having no children of their own is that
+it makes, or tends to make, men and women indifferent to children in
+general. I know, to be sure, that thousands of childless men and women
+reach out (as it were) wistfully, almost passionately towards the young.
+Still, I know numbers who care nothing for children, regard them as
+nuisances, and yet regard themselves as patriots--though of a state which
+presumably is to disappear in a few years, and with their acquiescence. I
+own that a patriotism which sets up no hope upon its country's continuous
+renewal and improvement, or even upon its survival beyond the next few
+years, seems to me as melancholy as it is sterile.
+
+Some of these good folk, for example, play the piano more sedulously than
+that instrument, in my opinion, deserves; yet are mightily indignant, in
+talk with me, at what they call the wickedness of teaching multitudes of
+poor children to play upon pianos provided by the rates. As a historical
+fact, very few poor children play or have ever played on pianos provided
+by the rates. But I prefer, passing this correction over, to point out to
+my indignant friends that the upper and middle classes in England are
+ceasing to breed, and that therefore, unless the Anglo-Saxon race is to
+lose one of its most cherished accomplishments--unless we are content to
+live and see our national music ultimately confined to the jews' harp and
+penny whistle--we must endow the children of the poor with pianos--or
+perhaps as 'labour certificates' abbreviate the years at our disposal for
+instruction, with pianolas, and so realise the American sculptor's grand
+allegorical conception of 'Freedom presenting a Pianola to Fisheries and
+the Fine Arts.'
+
+
+To drop irony--and indeed I would expel it, if I could, once and for all
+from these pages--I like recreation as much as most men, and have grown to
+find it in the dull but deeply absorbing business of sitting on Education
+Committees. Some fifteen years ago, in the first story in my first book
+of short stories, I confessed to being haunted by a dreadful sound: 'the
+footfall of a multitude more terrible than an army with banners, the
+ceaseless pelting feet of children--of Whittingtons turning and turning
+again.' Well, I still hear that footfall: but it has become less terrible
+to me, though not one whit less insistent: and it began to grow less
+terrible from the hour I picked up and read a certain little book, _The
+Invisible Playmate_, to the author of which (Mr. William Canton) I desire
+here to tender my thanks. In a little chapter of that little book Mr.
+Canton tells of an imaginary poem written by an imaginary Arm.
+(Arminius?), Altegans, an elderly German cobbler of 'the village of
+Wieheisstes, in the pleasant crag-and-fir region of Schlaraffenland.' Its
+name is the 'Erster Schulgang,' and I will own, and gratefully, that few
+real poems by real 'classics' have so sung themselves into my ears, or so
+shamed the dulness out of drudgery, as have the passages which I here set
+down for the mere pleasure of transcribing them:--
+
+
+
+ "The poem opens with a wonderful vision of children; delightful as it
+ is unexpected; as romantic in presentment as it is commonplace in
+ fact. All over the world--and all under it, too, when their time
+ comes--the children are trooping to school. The great globe swings
+ round out of the dark into the sun; there is always morning
+ somewhere; and for ever in this shifting region of the morning-light
+ the good Altegans sees the little ones afoot--shining companies and
+ groups, couples, and bright solitary figures; for they all seem to
+ have a soft heavenly light about them!
+
+ "He sees them in country lanes and rustic villages; on lonely
+ moorlands, where narrow, brown foot-tracks thread the expanse of
+ green waste, and occasionally a hawk hovers overhead, or the mountain
+ ash hangs its scarlet berries above the huge fallen stones set up by
+ the Druids in the old days; he sees them on the hill-sides, in the
+ woods, on the stepping-stones that cross the brook in the glen, along
+ the sea-cliffs and on the wet ribbed sands; trespassing on the
+ railway lines, making short cuts through the corn, sitting in
+ ferry-boats: he sees them in the crowded streets of smoky cities, in
+ small rocky islands, in places far inland where the sea is known only
+ as a strange tradition.
+
+ "The morning-side of the planet is alive with them; one hears their
+ pattering footsteps everywhere. And as the vast continents sweep
+ 'eastering out of the high shadow which reaches beyond the moon,' and
+ as new nations with _their_ cities and villages, their fields, woods,
+ mountains, and sea-shores, rise up into the morning-side, lo! Fresh
+ troops, and still fresh troops, and yet again fresh troops of 'these
+ small school-going children of the dawn.' . . .
+
+ "What are weather and season to this incessant panorama of childhood?
+ The pigmy people trudge through the snow on moor and hill-side; wade
+ down flooded roads; are not to be daunted by wind or rain, frost or
+ the white smother of 'millers and bakers at fisticuffs.' Most
+ beautiful of all, he sees them travelling schoolward by that late
+ moonlight which now and again in the winter months precedes the tardy
+ dawn."
+
+My birthday falls in November month. Here, behind this Cornish window, we
+are careful in our keeping of birthdays; we observe them solemnly,
+stringent in our cheerful ritual;--and this has been my birthday sermon!
+
+
+
+DECEMBER.
+
+
+Hard by the edge of the sand-hills, and close beside the high road on the
+last rise before it dips to the coast, stands a turfed embankment
+surrounded by a shallow fosse. This is none of our ancient camps
+('castles' we call them in Cornwall), as you perceive upon stepping within
+the enclosure, which rises in a complete circle save for two entrances cut
+through the bank and facing one another. You are standing in a perfectly
+level area a hundred and thirty feet in diameter; the surrounding rampart
+rises to a height of eight or nine feet, narrowing towards the top, where
+it is seven feet wide; and around its inner side you may trace seven or
+eight rows of seats cut in the turf, but now almost obliterated by the
+grass.
+
+This Round (as we call it) was once an open-air theatre or planguary
+(_plain-an-guare_, place of the play). It has possibly a still older
+history, and may have been used by the old Cornish for their councils and
+rustic sports; but we know that it was used as a theatre, perhaps as early
+as the fourteenth century, certainly as late as the late sixteenth: and,
+what is more, we have preserved for us some of the plays performed in it.
+
+They are sacred or miracle plays, of course. If you draw a line from
+entrance to entrance, then at right angles to it there runs from the
+circumference towards the centre of the area a straight shallow trench,
+terminating in a spoon-shaped pit. The trench is now a mere depression
+not more than a foot deep, the pit three feet: but doubtless time has
+levelled them up, and there is every reason to suppose that the pit served
+to represent Hell (or, in the drama of The Resurrection, the Grave), and
+the trench allowed the performers, after being thrust down into perdition,
+to regain the green-room unobserved--either actually unobserved, the
+trench being covered, or by a polite fiction, the audience pretending not
+to see. My private belief is that, the stage being erected above and
+along the trench, they were actually hidden while they made their exit.
+Where the trench meets the rampart a semi-circular hollow, about ten feet
+in diameter, makes a breach in the rows of seats. Here, no doubt, stood
+the green-room.
+
+The first notice of the performance of these plays occurs in Carew's
+_Survey of Cornwall_, published in 1602:--
+
+ "Pastimes to delight the mind, the Cornishmen have guary miracles and
+ three-men's songs: and for exercise of the body hunting, hawking,
+ shooting, wrestling, hurling, and such other games.
+
+ "The guary miracle, in English a miracle play, is a kind of Interlude
+ compiled in Cornish out of some scripture history with that grossness
+ which accompanied the Romans' _vetus comedia_. For representing it
+ they raise an earthen amphitheatre in some open field, having the
+ diameter of this inclosed plain some forty or fifty foot.
+ The country people flock from all sides, many miles off, to hear and
+ see it; for they have therein devils and devices to delight as well
+ the eye as the ear; the players con not their parts without book, but
+ are prompted by one called the Ordinary, who followeth at their back
+ with the book in his hand and telleth them softly what they must
+ pronounce aloud."
+
+
+Our Round, you observe, greatly exceeds the dimensions given by Carew.
+But there were several in the west: one for instance, traceable fifty
+years ago, at the northern end of the town of Redruth, which still keeps
+the name of Planguary; and another magnificent one, of stone, near the
+church-town of St. Just by the Land's End. Carew may have seen only the
+smaller specimens.
+
+As for the plays--well, they are by no means masterpieces of literature,
+yet they reveal here and there perceptions of beauty such as go with
+sincerity even though it be artless. Beautiful for instance is the idea,
+if primitive the writing, of a scene in one, _Origo Mundi_, where Adam,
+bowed with years, sends his son Seth to the gate of Paradise to beg
+his release from the weariness of living (I quote from Norris's
+translation):--
+
+ "O dear God, I am weary,
+ Gladly would I see once
+ The time to depart.
+ Strong are the roots of the briars,
+ That my arms are broken
+ Tearing up many of them.
+
+ "Seth my son I will send
+ To the gate of Paradise forthwith,
+ To the Cherub, the guardian.
+ Ask him if there will be for me
+ Oil of mercy at the last
+ From the Father, the God of Grace."
+
+Seth answers that he does not know the road to Paradise. "Follow," says
+Adam--
+
+ "Follow the prints of my feet, burnt;
+ No grass or flower in the world grows
+ In that same road where I went--
+ I and thy Mother surely also--
+ Thou wilt see the tokens."
+
+Fine too is the story, in the _Passio Domini Nostri_, of the blind soldier
+Longius, who is led forward and given a lance, to pierce Christ's body on
+the Cross. He thrusts and the holy blood heals him of his blindness.
+Local colour is sparingly imported. One of the executioners, as he bores
+the Cross, says boastfully:--
+
+ "I will bore a hole for the one hand,
+ There is not a fellow west of Hayle
+ Who can bore better."
+
+--And in the _Resurrectio_ Pilate rewards the gaoler for his trustiness
+with the Cornish manors of 'Fekenal, Carvenow and Merthyn,' and promises
+the soldiers by the Sepulchre 'the plain of Dansotha and Barrow Heath.'
+A simplicity scarcely less refreshing is exhibited in _The Life of St.
+Meriasec_ (a play recently recovered) by a scholar whom a pompous
+pedagogue is showing off. He says:--
+
+ "God help A, B, and C!
+ The end of the song is D:
+ No more is known to me,"
+
+But promises to learn more after dinner.
+
+
+Enthusiasts beg us to make the experiment of 'reviving' these old plays in
+their old surroundings. But here I pause, while admitting the temptation.
+One would like to give life again, if only for a day, to the picture which
+Mr. Norris conjures up:--
+
+ "The bare granite plain of St. Just, in view of Cape Cornwall
+ and of the transparent sea which beats against that magnificent
+ headland. . . . The mighty gathering of people from many miles around
+ hardly showing like a crowd in that extended region, where nothing
+ ever grows to limit the view on any side, with their booths and
+ tents, absolutely necessary where so many people had to remain three
+ days on the spot, would give a character to the assembly probably
+ more like what we hear of the so-called religious revivals in America
+ than of anything witnessed in more sober Europe."
+
+But alas! I foresee the terrible unreality which would infect the whole
+business. Very pretty, no doubt, and suggestive would be the picture of
+the audience arrayed around the turf benches--
+
+ "In gradibus sedit populus de cespite factis--"
+
+But one does not want an audience to be acting; and this audience would be
+making-believe even more heroically than the actors--that is, if it took
+the trouble to be in earnest at all. For the success of the experiment
+would depend on our reconstructing the whole scene--the ring of entranced
+spectators as well as the primitive show; and the country-people would
+probably, and not entirely without reason, regard the business as
+'a stupid old May game.' The only spectators properly impressed would be
+a handful of visitors and solemn antiquarians. I can see those visitors.
+If it has ever been your lot to witness the performance of a 'literary'
+play in London and cast an eye over the audience it attracts, you too will
+know them and their stigmata--their ineffable attire, their strange
+hirsuteness, their air of combining instruction with amusement, their soft
+felt hats indented along the crown. No! We may, perhaps, produce new
+religious dramas in these ancient Rounds: decidedly we cannot revive the
+old ones.
+
+
+While I ponder these things, standing in the deserted Round, there comes
+to me--across the sky where the plovers wheel and flash in the wintry
+sunshine--the sound of men's voices carolling at an unseen farm. They are
+singing _The First Nowell_; but the fourth Nowell--the fourth of the
+refrain--is the _clou_ of that most common, most excellent carol, and
+gloriously the tenors and basses rise to it. No, we cannot revive the old
+Miracle Plays: but here in the Christmas Carols we have something as
+artlessly beautiful which we can still preserve, for with them we have not
+to revive, but merely to preserve, the conditions.
+
+
+In a preface to a little book of carols chosen (and with good judgment)
+some years ago by the Rev. H. R. Bramley, of Magdalen College, Oxford, and
+well edited in the matter of music by Sir John Stainer, I read that--
+
+ "The time-honoured and delightful custom of thus celebrating the
+ Birthday of the Holy Child seems, with some change of form, to be
+ steadily and rapidly gaining ground. Instead of the itinerant
+ ballad-singer, or the little bands of wandering children, the
+ practice of singing carols in Divine Service, or by a full choir at
+ some fixed meeting, is becoming prevalent."
+
+Since Mr. Bramley wrote these words the practice has grown more prevalent,
+and the shepherds of Bethlehem are in process of becoming thoroughly
+sophisticated and self-conscious. For that is what it means. You may
+(as harassed bishops will admit) do a number of irrelevant things in
+church, but you cannot sing the best carols there. You cannot toll in
+your congregation, seat your organist at the organ, array your full choir
+in surplices, and tune up to sing, for example--
+
+ "Rise up, rise up, brother Dives,
+ And come along with me;
+ There's a place in Hell prepared for you
+ To sit on the serpent's knee."
+
+Or this--
+
+ "In a manger laid and wrapped I was--
+ So very poor, this was my chance--
+ Between an ox and a silly poor ass,
+ To call my true love to the dance."
+
+Or this--
+
+ "Joseph did whistle and Mary did sing,
+ And all the bells on earth did ring
+ On Christmas Day in the morning."
+
+These are verses from carols, and from excellent carols: but I protest
+that with 'choirs and places where they sing' they will be found
+incongruous. Indeed, Mr. Bramley admits it. Of his collection "some," he
+says, "from their legendary, festive or otherwise less serious character,
+are unfit for use within the church."
+
+Now since, as we know, these old carols were written to be sung in the
+open air, or in the halls and kitchens of private houses, I prefer to put
+Mr. Bramley's proposition conversely, and say that the church is an
+unsuitable place for carol singing. If the clergy persist in so confining
+it, they will no doubt in process of time evolve a number of new
+compositions which differ from ordinary hymns sufficiently to be called
+carols, but from which the peculiar charm of the carol has evaporated.
+This charm (let me add) by no means consists in mere primitiveness or mere
+archaism. Genuine carols (if we could only get rid of affectation and be
+honest authors in our own century without straining to age ourselves back
+into the fifteenth) might be written to-day as appropriately as ever.
+'Joseph did whistle,' &c., was no less unsuited at the date of its
+composition to performance by a full choir in a chancel than it is to-day.
+But whatever the precise nature of the charm may be, you can prove by a
+very simple experiment that such a performance tends to impair it.
+Assemble a number of carollers about your doorstep or within your hall,
+and listen to their rendering of 'The first good joy,' or 'The angel
+Gabriel;' then take them off to church and let them sing these same
+ditties to an organ accompaniment. You will find that, strive against it
+as they may, the tune drags slower and slower; the poem has become a
+spiritless jingle, at once dismal and trivial. Take the poor thing out
+into the fresh air again and revive it with a fife and drum; stay it with
+flagons and comfort it with apples, for it is sick of improper feeding.
+
+No, no: such a carol as 'God rest you, merry gentlemen,' has a note which
+neither is suited by, nor can be suited to, what people call 'the sacred
+edifice': while 'Joseph was an old man,' 'I saw three ships' and 'The
+first good joy' are plainly impossible. Associate them with organ and
+surpliced choir, and you are mixing up things that differ. Omit them, at
+the same time banning the house-to-house caroller, and you tyrannically
+limit men's devotional impulses. I am told that the clergy frown upon
+house-to-house carolling, because they believe it encourages drunkenness.
+Why then, let them take the business in hand and see that too much drink
+is neither taken nor offered. This ought not to be very difficult.
+But, as with the old plays, so with carol-singing, it is easier and more
+consonant with the Puritan temper to abolish a practice than to elevate it
+and clear away abuses: and the half-instructed mind is taught with fatal
+facility to condemn use and abuse in a lump, to believe carol-singing a
+wile of the Evil One because Bill once went around carol-singing and came
+home drunk.
+
+In parishes where a more tolerant spirit prevails I am glad to note that
+the old custom, and even a taste for the finer ditties, seem to be
+reviving. Certainly the carollers visit us in greater numbers and sing
+with more evidence of careful practice than they did eight or ten years
+ago: and friends in various parts of England have a like story to tell.
+In this corner the rigour of winter does not usually begin before January,
+and it is no unusual thing to be able to sit out of doors in sunshine for
+an hour or so in the afternoon of Christmas Day. The vessels in sight fly
+their flags and carry bunches of holly at their topmast-heads: and I
+confess the day is made cheerfuller for us if they are answered by the
+voices of carollers on the waterside, or if, walking inland, I hear the
+note of the clarionet in some 'town-place' or meet a singing-party
+tramping between farm and farm.
+
+
+That the fresh bloom of the carol was evanescent and all too easily
+destroyed I always knew; but never realised its extreme fugacity until,
+some five years ago, it fell to me to prepare an anthology, which, under
+the title of _The Oxford Book of English Verse_, has since achieved some
+popularity. I believed that previous English anthologists had unjustly,
+even unaccountably, neglected our English carols, and promised myself to
+redress the balance. I hunted through many collections, and brought
+together a score or so of pieces which, considered merely as carols, were
+gems of the first water. But no sooner did I set them among our finer
+lyrics than, to my dismay, their colours vanished; the juxtaposition
+became an opposition which killed them, and all but half a dozen had to be
+withdrawn. There are few gems more beautiful than the amethyst: but an
+amethyst will not live in the company of rubies. A few held their own--
+the exquisite 'I sing of a Maiden' for instance--
+
+ "I sing of a Maiden
+ That is makeles;[1]
+ King of all kings
+ To her son she ches.[2]
+
+ "He came al so still
+ There his mother was,
+ As dew in April
+ That falleth on the grass.
+
+ "He came al so still
+ To his mother's bour,
+ As dew in April
+ That falleth on the flour.
+
+ "He came al so still
+ There his mother lay
+ As dew in April
+ That falleth on the spray.
+
+ "Mother and maiden
+ Was never none but she;
+ Well may such a lady
+ Goddes mother be."
+
+ [1] Without a mate.
+ [2] Chose.
+
+Or 'Lestenyt, lordings,' or 'Of one that is so fair and bright;' and my
+favourite, 'The Seven Virgins,' set among the ballads lost none of its
+lovely candour. But on the whole, and sorely against my will, it had to
+be allowed that our most typical carols will not bear an ordeal through
+which many of the rudest ballads pass safely enough. So it will be found,
+I suspect, with the carols of other nations. I take a typical English
+one, exhumed not long ago by Professor Flugel from a sixteenth century MS.
+at Balliol College, Oxford, and pounced upon as a gem by two such
+excellent judges of poetry as Mr. Alfred W. Pollard and Mr. F. Sidgwick:--
+
+ "_Can I not sing but Hoy!
+ The jolly shepherd made so much joy!_
+ The shepherd upon a hill he sat,
+ He had on him his tabard[1] and his hat,
+ His tar-box, his pipe and his flagat;[2]
+ And his name was called jolly, jolly Wat,
+ For he was a good herd's-boy,
+ Ut hoy!
+ For in his pipe he made so much joy."
+
+ "The shepherd upon a hill was laid
+ His dog to his girdle was tayd,
+ He had not slept but a little braid
+ But _Gloria in excelsis_ was to him said
+ Ut hoy!
+ For in his pipe he made so much joy.
+
+ "The shepherd on a hill he stood,
+ Round about him his sheep they yode,[3]
+ He put his hand under his hood,
+ He saw a star as red as blood.
+ Ut hoy!
+ For in his pipe he made so much joy."
+
+The shepherd of course follows the star, and it guides him to the inn and
+the Holy Family, whom he worships:--
+
+ "'Now farewell, mine own herdsman Wat!'
+ 'Yea, 'fore God, Lady, even so I hat:[4]
+ Lull well Jesu in thy lap,
+ And farewell Joseph, with thy round cap!'
+ Ut hoy!
+ For in his pipe he made so much joy."
+
+ [1] Short coat.
+ [2] Flagon.
+ [3] Went.
+ [4] Am hight, called.
+
+Set beside this the following Burgundian carol (of which, by the way, you
+will find a charming translation in Lady Lindsay's _A Christmas Posy_):--
+
+ "Giullo, pran ton tamborin;
+ Toi, pran tai fleute, Robin.
+ Au son de ces instruman--
+ Turelurelu, patapatapan--
+ Au son de ces instruman
+ Je diron Noel gaiman.
+
+ "C'eto lai mode autrefoi
+ De loue le Roi de Roi;
+ Au son de ces instruman--
+ Turelurelu, patapatapan--
+ Au son de ces instruman
+ Ai nos an fau faire autan.
+
+ "Ce jor le Diale at ai cu,
+ Randons an graice ai Jesu;
+ Au son de ces instruman--
+ Turelurelu, patapatapar--
+ Au son de ces instruman
+ Fezon lai nique ai Satan.
+
+ "L'homme et Dei son pu d'aicor
+ Que lai fleute et le tambor.
+ Au son de ces instruman--
+ Turelurelu, patapatapan--
+ Au son de ces instruman
+ Chanton, danson, santons-an!"
+
+To set either of these delightful ditties alongside of the richly-jewelled
+lyrics of Keats or of Swinburne, of Victor Hugo or of Gautier would be to
+sin against congruity, even as to sing them in church would be to sin
+against congruity.
+
+
+There was one carol, however, which I was fain to set alongside of 'The
+Seven Virgins,' and omitted only through a scruple in tampering with two
+or three stanzas, necessary to the sense, but in all discoverable versions
+so barbarously uncouth as to be quite inadmissible. And yet 'The Holy
+Well' is one of the loveliest carols in the language, and I cannot give up
+hope of including it some day: for the peccant verses as they stand are
+quite evidently corrupt, and if their originals could be found I have no
+doubt that the result would be flawless beauty. Can any of my readers
+help to restore them?
+
+'The Holy Well,' according to Mr. Bramley, is traditional in Derbyshire.
+'Joshua Sylvester,' in _A Garland of Christmas Carols_, published in 1861,
+took his version from an eighteenth-century broadsheet printed at
+Gravesend, and in broadsheet form it seems to have been fairly common.
+I choose the version given by Mr. A. H. Bullen in his _Carols and Poems_,
+published by Nimmo in 1886:--
+
+ "As it fell out one May morning,
+ And upon one bright holiday,
+ Sweet Jesus asked of His dear mother
+ If He might go to play.
+
+ "To play, to play, sweet Jesus shall go,
+ And to play pray get you gone;
+ And let me hear of no complaint
+ At night when you come home.
+
+ "Sweet Jesus went down to yonder town,
+ As far as the Holy Well,
+ And there did see as fine children,
+ As any tongue can tell.
+
+ "He said, God bless you every one,
+ And your bodies Christ save and see:
+ Little children shall I play with you,
+ And you shall play with Me?"
+
+So far we have plain sailing; but now, with the children's answer, comes
+the trouble:--
+
+ "But they made answer to Him, No:
+ They were lords' and ladies sons;
+ And He, the meanest of them all,
+ Was but a maiden's child, born in an ox's stall.
+
+ "Sweet Jesus turn'd Him around,
+ And He neither laughed nor smiled,
+ But the tears came trickling from His eyes
+ Like water from the skies."
+
+A glance, as I contend, shows these lines to be corrupt: they were not
+written, that is to say, in the above form, which violates metre and
+rhyme-arrangement, and is both uncouth and redundant. The carol now picks
+up its pace again and proceeds--
+
+ "Sweet Jesus turned Him round about,
+ To His mother's dear home went He,
+ And said, I have been in yonder town
+ As far as you can see."
+
+Some versions give 'As after you can see.' Jesus repeats the story
+precisely as it has been told, with His request to the children and their
+rude answer. Whereupon Mary says:--
+
+ "Though You are but a maiden's child,
+ Born in an ox's stall,
+ Though art the Christ, the King of Heaven,
+ And the Saviour of them all.
+
+ "Sweet Jesus, go down to yonder town
+ As far as the Holy Well,
+ And take away those sinful souls
+ And dip them deep in Hell.
+
+ "Nay, nay, sweet Jesus said,
+ Nay, nay, that may not be;
+ There are too many sinful souls
+ Crying out for the help of Me."
+
+On this exquisite close the carol might well end, as Mr. Bullen with his
+usual fine judgment makes it end. But the old copies give an additional
+stanza, and a very silly one:--
+
+ "O then spoke the angel Gabriel,
+ Upon one good St. Stephen,
+ Although you're but a maiden's child,
+ You are the King of Heaven."
+
+'One good St. Stephen' is obviously an ignorant misprint for 'one good set
+steven,' _i.e._ 'appointed time,' and so it appears in Mr. Bramley's book,
+and in Mr. W. H. Husk's _Songs of the Nativity_. But the stanza is
+foolish, and may be dismissed. To amend the text of the children's answer
+is less legitimate. Yet one feels sorely tempted; and I cannot help
+suggesting that the original ran something like this:--
+
+ "But they made answer to Him, No:
+ They were lords and ladies all;
+ And He was but a maiden's child,
+ Born in an ox's stall.
+
+ "Sweet Jesus turned Him round about,
+ And He neither laughed nor smiled,
+ But the tears came trickling from His eyes
+ To be but a maiden's child. . . ."
+
+I plead for this suggestion: (1) that it adds nothing to the text and
+changes but one word; (2) that it removes nothing but the weak and
+unrhyming 'Like water from the skies'; and (3) that it leads directly to
+Mary's answer:--
+
+ "Though you are but a maiden's child,
+ Born in an ox's stall," &c.
+
+But it were better to hunt out the original than to accept any emendation;
+and I hope you will agree that the original of this little poem, so
+childlike and delicately true, is worth hunting for. "The carol," says
+Mr. Husk, "has a widely-spread popularity. On a broadside copy printed at
+Gravesend,"--presumably the one from which 'Joshua Sylvester' took his
+version--"there is placed immediately under the title a woodcut purporting
+to be a representation of the site of the Holy Well, Palestine; but the
+admiration excited thereby for the excellent good taste of the printer is
+too soon alas! dispelled, for between the second and third stanzas we see
+another woodcut representing a feather-clad-and-crowned negro seated on a
+barrel, smoking--a veritable ornament of a tobacconists' paper."
+
+
+One of the finest carols written of late years is Miss Louise Imogen
+Guiney's _Tryste Noel_. It is deliberately archaic, and (for reasons
+hinted at above) I take deliberate archaism to be about the worst fault a
+modern carol-writer can commit. Also it lacks the fine simplicity of
+Christina Rossetti's _In the bleak midwinter_. I ought to dislike it,
+too, for its sophisticated close. Yet its curious rhythm and curious
+words haunt me in spite of all prejudice:--
+
+ "The Ox he openeth wide the Doore
+ And from the Snowe he calls her inne;
+ And he hath seen her smile therefore,
+ Our Ladye without sinne.
+ Now soone from Sleepe
+ A Starre shall leap,
+ And soone arrive both King and Hinde:
+ _Amen, Amen_;
+ But O the Place cou'd I but finde!
+
+ "The Ox hath husht his Voyce and bent
+ Trewe eye of Pity ore the Mow;
+ And on his lovelie Neck, forspent,
+ The Blessed lays her Browe.
+ Around her feet
+ Full Warme and Sweete
+ His bowerie Breath doth meeklie dwell;
+ _Amen, Amen_;
+ But sore am I with vaine Travel!
+
+ "The Ox is Host in Juda's stall,
+ And Host of more than onely one,
+ For close she gathereth withal
+ Our Lorde, her little Sonne.
+ Glad Hinde and King
+ Their Gyfte may bring,
+ But wou'd to-night my Teares were there;
+ _Amen, Amen_;
+ Between her Bosom and His hayre!"
+
+
+The days are short. I return from this Christmas ramble and find it high
+time to light the lamp and pull the curtains over my Cornish Window.
+
+ "The days are sad--it is the Holy tide:
+ The Winter morn is short, the Night is long;
+ So let the lifeless Hours be glorified
+ With deathless thoughts and echo'd in sweet song:
+ And through the sunset of this purple cup
+ They will resume the roses of their prime,
+ And the old Dead will hear us and wake up,
+ Pass with dim smiles and make our hearts sublime!"
+
+Friends dead and friends afar--I remember you at this season, here with
+the log on the hearth, the holly around the picture frames and the wine at
+my elbow. One glass in especial to you, my old friend in the far north!--
+
+
+CHRISTMAS EVE
+
+
+ "Friend, old friend in the manse by the fireside sitting,
+ Hour by hour while the grey ash drips from the log.
+ You with a book on your knee, your wife with her knitting,
+ Silent both, and between you, silent, the dog--
+
+ "Silent here in the south sit I, and, leaning,
+ One sits watching the fire, with chin upon hand,
+ Gazes deep in its heart--but ah! its meaning
+ Rather I read in the shadows and understand.
+
+ "Dear, kind, she is; and daily dearer, kinder,
+ Love shuts the door on the lamp and our two selves:
+ Not my stirring awakened the flame that behind her
+ Lit up a name in the leathern dusk of the shelves.
+
+ "Veterans are my books, with tarnished gilding:
+ Yet there is one gives back to the winter grate
+ Gold of a sunset flooding a college building,
+ Gold of an hour I waited--as now I wait--
+
+ "For a light step on the stair, a girl's low laughter,
+ Rustle of silks, shy knuckles tapping the oak,
+ Dinner and mirth upsetting my rooms, and, after,
+ Music, waltz upon waltz, till the June day broke.
+
+ "Where is her laughter now? Old tarnished covers--
+ You that reflect her with fresh young face unchanged--
+ Tell that we met, that we parted, not as lovers:
+ Time, chance, brought us together, and these estranged.
+
+ "Loyal we were to the mood of the moment granted,
+ Bruised not its bloom, but danced on the wave of its joy;
+ Passion, wisdom, fell back like a wall enchanted
+ Ringing a floor for us both--Heaven for the boy!
+
+ "Where is she now? Regretted not, though departed,
+ Blessings attend and follow her all her days!
+ --Look to your hound: he dreams of the hares he started,
+ Whines, and awakes, and stretches his limbs to the blaze.
+
+ "Far old friend in the manse, by the grey ash peeling
+ Flake by flake from the heat in the Yule log's core,
+ Look past the woman you love--On wall and ceiling
+ Climbs not a trellis of roses--and ghosts--o' yore?
+
+ "Thoughts, thoughts! Whistle them back like hounds returning--
+ Mark how her needles pause at a sound upstairs.
+ Time for bed, and to leave the log's heart burning!
+ Give ye good-night, but first thank God in your prayers!"
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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