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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Peacock 'At Home' AND The Butterfly's
+Ball AND The Fancy Fair, by Catherine Ann Dorset and (William) Roscoe
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
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+Title: The Peacock 'At Home' AND The Butterfly's Ball AND The Fancy Fair
+
+Author: Catherine Ann Dorset
+ (William) Roscoe
+
+Release Date: November 30, 2007 [EBook #23665]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE PEACOCK 'AT HOME' ***
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+ THE
+ PEACOCK "AT HOME."
+
+ BY A LADY.
+
+ TWENTY-THIRD EDITION.
+
+
+ THE BUTTERFLY'S BALL;
+ AN ORIGINAL POEM.
+
+ BY MR. ROSCOE.
+
+
+ AND
+
+
+ THE FANCY FAIR;
+ OR,
+ GRAND GALA AT THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS.
+
+
+ LONDON:
+ GRANT AND GRIFFITH,
+ SUCCESSORS TO
+ J. HARRIS, CORNER OF ST. PAUL'S CHURCH-YARD.
+
+ LONDON:
+ Printed by S. & J. Bentley, Wilson, and Fley
+ Bangor House, Shoe Lane.
+
+
+
+
+ THE
+ PEACOCK "AT HOME."
+
+ BY A LADY.
+
+
+ The Butterfly's Ball and the Grasshopper's Feasts
+ Excited the spleen of the Birds and the Beasts:
+ For their mirth and good cheer--of the Bee was the theme,
+ And the Gnat blew his horn, as he danced in the beam;
+ 'Twas humm'd by the Beetle, 'twas buzz'd by the Fly,
+ And sung by the myriads that sport through the sky.
+ The Quadrupeds listen'd with sullen displeasure,
+ But the tenants of Air were enraged beyond measure.
+
+ The _Peacock_ display'd his bright plumes to the Sun,
+ And, addressing his Mates, thus indignant begun:
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ "Shall we, like domestic, inelegant Fowls,
+ As unpolish'd as Geese, and as stupid as Owls,
+ Sit tamely at home, hum-drum with our Spouses,
+ While Crickets and Butterflies open their houses?
+ Shall such mean little Insects pretend to the fashion?
+ Cousin Turkey-cock, well may you be in a passion!
+ If I suffer such insolent airs to prevail,
+ May Juno pluck out all the eyes in my tail!
+ So a Fete I will give, and my taste I'll display,
+ And send out my cards for St. Valentine's Day."
+
+ This determined, six fleet _Carrier-Pigeons_ went out
+ To invite all the birds to Sir Argus's Rout.
+ The nest-loving _Turtle-Dove_ sent an excuse;
+ _Dame Partlet_ lay in, as did good Mrs. _Goose_.
+ The _Turkey_, poor soul! was confined to the rip;[1]
+ For all her young brood had just fail'd with the pip.
+ The _Partridge_ was ask'd; but a Neighbour hard by
+ Had engaged a snug party to meet in a Pie:
+ And the _Wheat-ear_ declined, recollecting her Cousins,
+ Last year, to a feast were invited by dozens,--
+ But, alas! they return'd not; and she had no taste
+ To appear in a costume of vine-leaves or paste.
+ The _Woodcock_ preferr'd his lone haunt on the moor;
+ And the Traveller, _Swallow_, was still on his tour;
+ While the _Cuckoo_, who should have been one of the guests,
+ Was rambling on visits to other Birds' nests.
+ But the rest all accepted the kind invitation,
+ And much bustle it caused in the plumed creation.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ Such ruffling of feathers, such pruning of coats,
+ Such chirping, such whistling, such clearing of throats,
+ Such polishing bills, and such oiling of pinions,
+ Had never been known in the biped dominions!
+ The _Tailor-Bird_[2] offer'd to make up new clothes
+ For all the young Birdlings who wish'd to be Beaux:
+ He made for the _Robin_ a doublet of red,
+ And a new velvet cap for the _Goldfinch's_ head;
+ He added a plume to the _Wren's_ golden crest,[3]
+ And spangled with silver the _Guinea-Fowl's_ breast;
+ While the _Halcyon_[4] bent over the streamlet to view
+ How pretty she looked in her bodice of blue!
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ Thus adorn'd, they set off for the Peacock's abode,
+ With the guide _Indicator_,[5] who show'd them the road:
+ From all points of the compass flock'd birds of all feather,
+ And the _Parrot_ can tell who and who were together.
+ There was Lord _Cassowary_[6] and General _Flamingo_,[7]
+ And Don _Peroqueto_, escaped from Domingo:
+ From his high rock-built eyrie the _Eagle_ came forth,
+ And the Duchess of _Ptarmigan_[8] flew from the North.
+ The _Grebe_ and the _Eider-Duck_ came up by water,
+ With the _Swan_, who brought out the young _Cygnet_, her Daughter.
+ From his woodland abode came the _Pheasant_, to meet
+ Two kindred, arrived by the last India fleet:
+ The one, like a Nabob, in habit most splendid,
+ Where Gold with each hue of the rainbow was blended;
+ In silver and black, like a fair pensive Maid
+ Who mourns for her love, was the other array'd.
+ The _Chough_[9] came from Cornwall, and brought up his Wife;
+ The _Grouse_ travell'd south, from his Lairdship in Fife;
+ The _Bunting_ forsook her soft nest in the reeds;
+ And the _Widow-Bird_[10] came, though she still wore her weeds:
+ Sir John _Heron_, of the Lakes, strutted in a _grand pas_.
+ But no card had been sent to the pilfering _Daw_,
+ As the Peacock kept up his progenitor's quarrel,
+ Which AEsop relates, about cast-off apparel;
+ For Birds are like Men in their contests together,
+ And, in questions of right, can dispute for a feather.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ The _Peacock_, Imperial, the pride of his race,
+ Received all his guests with an infinite grace,
+ Waved high his blue neck, and his train he display'd,
+ Embroider'd with gold, and with emeralds inlaid;
+ Then with all the gay troop to the shrubbery repair'd,
+ Where the musical birds had a concert prepared.
+
+ A holly-bush form'd the Orchestra, and in it
+ Sat the _Black-bird_, the _Thrush_, the _Lark_, and the _Linnet_;
+ A _Bullfinch_, a captive almost from the nest!
+ Now escaped from his cage, and with liberty blest,
+ In a sweet mellow tone, join'd the lessons of art
+ With the accents of nature, which flow'd from his heart.
+ The _Canary_, a much-admired foreign musician,
+ Condescended to sing to the Fowls of condition;
+ While the _Nightingale_ warbled and quaver'd so fine,
+ That they all clapp'd their wings and declared it divine!
+ The _Sky-Lark_, in ecstasy, sang from a cloud,
+ And _Chanticleer_ crow'd, and the _Yaffil_[11] laugh'd loud.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ The dancing began when the singing was over:
+ A _Dotterel_ first open'd the ball with the _Plover_;
+ Baron _Stork_ in a waltz was allow'd to excel,
+ With his beautiful partner, the fair _Demoiselle_;[12]
+ And a newly-fledged _Gosling_, so fair and genteel,
+ A minuet swam with the spruce Mr. _Teal_.
+ A London-bred _Sparrow_--a pert forward Cit!
+ Danced a reel with Miss _Wagtail_ and little _Tom Tit_.
+ And the Sieur _Guillemot_[13] next perform'd a _pas seul_,
+ While the elderly bipeds were playing a pool.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ The Dowager Lady _Toucan_[14] first cut in,
+ With old Doctor _Buzzard_ and Admiral _Penguin_;
+ From Ivy-bush tower came down _Owlet_ the Wise,
+ And Counsellor _Cross-bill_[15] sat by to advise.
+ Some birds past their prime, o'er whose heads it was fated
+ Should pass many St. Valentines--yet be unmated,
+ Sat by, and remark'd that the prudent and sage
+ Were quite overlook'd in this frivolous age,
+ When birds, scarce pen-feather'd, were brought to a rout,
+ Forward Chits! from the egg-shell but newly come out.
+ In their youthful days, they ne'er witness'd such frisking;
+ And how wrong in the _Greenfinch_ to flirt with the _Siskin_![16]
+ So thought Lady _Mackaw_, and her friend _Cockatoo_;
+ And the _Raven_ foretold that no good could ensue!
+ They censured the _Bantam_, for strutting and crowing
+ In those vile pantaloons, which he fancied look'd knowing:
+ And a want of decorum caused many demurs
+ Against the _Game Chicken_, for coming in spurs.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ Old Alderman _Cormorant_, for supper impatient,
+ At the Eating-room door for an hour had been station'd,
+ Till a _Magpie_, at length, the banquet announcing,
+ Gave the signal, long-wish'd for, of clamoring and pouncing:
+ At the well-furnish'd board all were eager to perch,
+ But the little Miss _Creepers_ were left in the lurch.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ Description must fail, and the pen is unable
+ To recount all the luxuries that cover'd the table.
+ Each delicate viand that taste could denote,
+ Wasps _a la sauce piquante_, and Flies _en compote_;
+ Worms and Frogs _en friture_, for the web-footed Fowl,
+ And a barbecued Mouse was prepared for the Owl;
+ Nuts, grains, fruit, and fish, to regale every palate,
+ And groundsel and chickweed served up in a salad.
+ The _Razor-bill_[17] carved for the famishing group,
+ And the _Spoon-bill_[18] obligingly ladled the soup;
+ So they fill'd all their crops with the dainties before 'em
+ And the tables were clear'd with the utmost decorum.
+
+ When they gaily had caroll'd till peep of the dawn,
+ The _Lark_ gently hinted 'twas time to be gone;
+ And his clarion, so shrill, gave the company warning,
+ That _Chanticleer_ scented the gales of the morning,
+ So they chirp'd in full chorus, a friendly adieu;
+ And, with hearts beating light as the plumage that grew
+ On their merry-thought bosoms, away they all flew.
+
+ Then long live the _Peacock_, in splendour unmatch'd,
+ Whose Ball shall be talk'd of by Birds yet unhatch'd!
+ His praise let the _Trumpeter_[19] loudly proclaim,
+ And the _Goose_ lend her quill to transmit it to Fame.
+
+
+ [1] _The Rip._ A machine used in poultry-yards, under which it is
+ usual to confine the mother-bird with the young brood, till it
+ has acquired strength to follow her. The word is derived from
+ the Saxon _Hrip_, meaning a covering, or protection, for the
+ young.
+
+ [2] _The Tailor-Bird._ So called from the singular manner in which
+ it constructs its nest, which is composed of two leaves, sewed
+ together with wonderful skill by the little tailor, whose bill
+ serves him for a needle, and the fine fibres of leaves furnish
+ him with a substitute for thread, by which means he attaches a
+ dead leaf to a living one, growing at the end of a branch. The
+ Tailor-Bird is an inhabitant of India.
+
+ [3] _The Golden-crested Wren_ is the smallest of the British Birds;
+ it takes its name from a circle of gold-coloured feathers,
+ bordered with black, forming an arch above its eyes, which it
+ has the power of raising or depressing; it is a native of every
+ part of Europe, and is also to be found in Asia and America.
+
+ [4] _Halcyon_, or _Kingfisher_. Esteemed the most beautiful of our
+ native birds; but its form is clumsy, and its bill very
+ disproportionate to its size. It inhabits the banks of rivers
+ and streams, where it will sit for hours on a projecting
+ branch, watching for its prey. The ancients relate many
+ fabulous stories of this bird, as that of its laying its eggs
+ in the depth of winter, and that during the time of its
+ incubation the weather remains perfectly calm, whence the
+ expression _Halcyon days_.
+
+ [5] _Cuculus indicator._ A bird of the Cuckoo kind, found in the
+ interior parts of Africa; it has a shrill note, which the
+ natives answer by a soft whistle; and the birds repeating the
+ note, the natives are thereby conducted to the wild Bee-hives,
+ which this bird frequents.
+
+ [6] _Cassowary._ A large singular bird found in the island of Java,
+ in Africa, and the southern parts of India. The head of this
+ bird is armed with a kind of natural helmet, extending from the
+ base of the bill to near half-way over the head.
+
+ [7] _Flamingo._ A bird of the crane kind, but web-footed, whose
+ plumage is of a bright scarlet: when standing erect, it
+ measures above six feet, though its body is not larger than
+ that of a Goose; and is a native of Africa, Persia, and South
+ America.
+
+ [8] _Ptarmigan._ The white grouse, or white game, inhabits the
+ Highlands of Scotland and the Western Islands; it prefers the
+ coldest situations on the highest mountains, where it burrows
+ under the snow. It changes its feathers twice in the year, and
+ about the end of February puts on its summer dress of dusky
+ brown, ash, and orange-coloured feathers; which it loses in
+ winter for a plumage perfectly white, except a black line
+ between the bill and the eye. The legs and toes are warmly
+ clothed with a thick long coat of soft white feathers.
+
+ [9] _The Chough._ This bird, which is about the size of the Daw,
+ has a long curved bill, sharp at the point, which, as well as
+ the legs and feet, is of a bright scarlet, contrasting
+ beautifully with its black plumage, which varies, as the light
+ falls on it, to a deep purple violet. Its general haunts are
+ the crevices of high cliffs in Devonshire and Cornwall.
+
+ [10] _The Widow_, or _Widah Bird_, is a species of Bunting, a native
+ of Angola and other parts of Africa; and is remarkable for the
+ feathers of its tail. The two middle ones are about four inches
+ long, and ending in a long thread; the two next are thirteen
+ inches in length, broad, and narrowing towards the points: from
+ these proceeds another long thread.
+
+ [11] _Yaffil, the Woodpecker._ The name Yaffil is provincial, but is
+ so very expressive of the noise it continually makes, that I
+ have preferred it on that account. It is a beautiful bird, and
+ is sometimes called the English Parrot; the colour of its
+ plumage, green, yellow, and scarlet, giving it some resemblance
+ to that bird.
+
+ [12] _The Numidian Crane_, or _Demoiselle_, from the elegance of its
+ appearance, and its singular carriage, is called the
+ Demoiselle, which means the Young Lady; for this bird walks
+ very gracefully, and sometimes skips and leaps, as though it
+ were trying to dance.
+
+ [13] _Guillemot._ A sea-bird, of which there are several species
+ numerously spread over the northern world; from whence they
+ come towards winter to the British shores, and remain till they
+ have reared their young. It is sometimes called "the foolish
+ Guillemot," from its stupidity; for when their companions are
+ shot one after another, they have so little sense of danger,
+ that they make a small circuit, and then return and settle in
+ the same place, to share the same fate.
+
+ [14] _Toucan._ A native of America, where it builds in the hollows
+ of trees, and sits at the entrance, ready to peck at the
+ monkeys, who often endeavour to destroy and eat the young. It
+ is about the size of a Magpie, but the head large in
+ proportion, to enable it to support its immense bill, which is
+ six inches and one-half in length, but extremely thin. It is a
+ mild inoffensive bird, and easily tamed, but cannot endure the
+ cold of our climate. The feathers of the breast are highly
+ esteemed by the natives.
+
+ [15] _Cross-bill._ So called because the two mandibles cross each
+ other in different directions. They feed chiefly on the seeds
+ of fir-trees; the singular construction of their bills being
+ admirably adapted to separate the seeds of the cones. The pips
+ of apples are also a favourite food, and, to obtain them, they
+ split the apple with one stroke of their bill; they are
+ consequently found to be very injurious to orchards. It has
+ been observed that they have been more frequently seen in
+ England since the fir-tree has been more generally planted than
+ formerly.
+
+ [16] _Siskin._ A migratory bird, which is seen in the southern parts
+ of England at the time of the barley harvest, and is sometimes
+ called the Barley-bird. It has a pleasing note, and is sold as
+ a singing-bird in the London bird-shops by the name of the
+ Aberdevine. The accusation of its flirtation with the
+ Greenfinch is to be understood as pure scandal, the most prying
+ naturalists never having discovered any particular attachment
+ between them.
+
+ [17] _Razor-bill._ A migratory sea-bird, which visits the northern
+ shores in spring, and leaves them in winter: they lay a single
+ egg on the ledges of the rocks without any nest, and on which
+ it is said to be fixed with a cement.
+
+ [18] _Spoon-bill._ So called from the construction of the bill,
+ which is flat the whole length, but widens towards the end in
+ the form of a spoon or spatula; and is equally remarkable in
+ its substance, not being hard like bone, but flexible like
+ whalebone. They feed on snakes, worms, frogs, and fish, even
+ on shell-fish, which they first break with their bills.
+
+ [19] _The Agami_, or _Trumpeter_. A native of America, remarkable
+ for a singular noise, resembling the instrument from which it
+ takes its name.
+
+
+
+
+ THE
+ BUTTERFLY'S BALL,
+ AND THE
+ GRASSHOPPER'S FEAST.
+
+ By Mr. ROSCOE.
+
+
+ Come, take up your hats, and away let us haste
+ To the _Butterfly's_ Ball and the _Grasshopper's_ Feast:
+ The Trumpeter, _Gadfly_, has summon'd the Crew,
+ And the Revels are now only waiting for you.
+
+ So said little Robert, and pacing along,
+ His merry Companions came forth in a throng,
+ And on the smooth Grass, by the side of a Wood
+ Beneath a broad Oak that for ages had stood,
+ Saw the Children of Earth, and the Tenants of Air,
+ For an Evening's Amusement together repair.
+ And there came the _Beetle_, so blind and so black,
+ Who carried the _Emmet_, his Friend, on his back
+ And there was the _Gnat_, and the _Dragon-fly_ too,
+ With all their Relations, Green, Orange, and Blue.
+ And there came the _Moth_, with his plumage of down,
+ And the _Hornet_, in Jacket of Yellow and Brown;
+ Who with him the _Wasp_, his Companion, did bring,
+ But they promised that Evening to lay by their Sting.
+ And the sly little _Dormouse_ crept out of his hole,
+ And brought to the Feast his blind Brother, the _Mole_.
+ And the _Snail_, with his Horns peeping out of his Shell,
+ Came from a great distance, the Length of an Ell.
+ A Mushroom their Table, and on it was laid
+ A Water-dock Leaf, which a Table-cloth made.
+ The Viands were various, to each of their taste,
+ And the _Bee_ brought her Honey to crown the Repast.
+ Then close on his haunches, so solemn and wise,
+ The _Frog_ from a corner look'd up to the Skies;
+ And the _Squirrel_, well pleased such diversions to see,
+ Mounted high over-head, and look'd down from a Tree.
+ Then out came the _Spider_, with finger so fine,
+ To show his dexterity on the tight line.
+ From one branch to another his Cobwebs he slung,
+ Then quick as an arrow he darted along;
+ But just in the middle,--Oh! shocking to tell,
+ From his rope in an instant poor Harlequin fell.
+ Yet he touch'd not the ground, but with talons outspread
+ Hung suspended in air, at the end of a thread.
+ Then the _Grasshopper_ came with a jerk and a spring;
+ Very long was his Leg, though but short was his Wing:
+ He took but three leaps, and was soon out of sight,
+ Then chirp'd his own praises the rest of the night.
+ With step so majestic the _Snail_ did advance,
+ And promised the Gazers a Minuet to dance.
+ But they all laugh'd so loud that he pull'd in his head,
+ And went in his own little chamber to bed.
+ Then, as Evening gave way to the Shadows of Night,
+ Their Watchman, the _Glowworm_, came out with a light.
+
+ Then Home let us hasten, while yet we can see,
+ For no watchman is waiting for you and for me.
+ So said little Robert, and pacing along,
+ His merry Companions return'd in a throng.
+
+
+
+
+ THE
+ FANCY FAIR;
+
+ OR,
+
+ GRAND GALA
+ OF THE
+ ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS.
+
+
+ Some years are elapsed, and some worthies are gone,
+ Since _Peacocks_ and _Butterflies_ mimick'd the _ton_,
+ And gave, in a manner becoming their station,
+ Their _fetes_ and their _balls_ to their fellow-creation.
+ Then _Roscoe_ and _Dorset_, high-talented elves,
+ Amused other people and solaced themselves,
+ In describing the revels, the gibes, and the jokes,
+ Of the creatures of earth, and the feathery folks;
+ Of their fashion and fancy, the ebbs and the flows,
+ And the beauty and wit of their belles and their beaux.
+ But the world has spun round like a peg top since then,
+ And imparted more knowledge to brutes and to men;
+ New lights and perceptions old customs explode,
+ And what is done now, must be done _a-la-mode_.
+ Old fashions are fled, and what more can we say
+ Than that _Dorset_ and _Roscoe_ might do for that day,
+ But that Poets must deck in more dignified rhymes
+ The wonderful deeds of these wonderful times?
+ That _Augusta_ may spread her renown and her glory,
+ Her famed _Fancy Fairs_ must be studded in story,
+ And ages unborn learn the elegant Games
+ Of the _Gardens_ that bloom on the south of the Thames.
+ Old _Dryden_ the bard was at best but a gander,
+ In singing the _Feast_ of the great _Alexander_;
+ For what breast with the fumes of a banquet is fired
+ Two thousand years after the guests have retired?
+ Our happier bard takes the season that suits,
+ At the spur of the moment he puts on his boots,
+ All hot for _Parnassus_, and cries in a hurry,
+ "Prepare me my _Pegasus_! '_Saddle white Surrey!_'"
+ It is clear that he feels what his numbers prolong,
+ That he warms with his subject, and soars in his song.
+ But whether his lot be unhonour'd and low,
+ Or the wreath of the _Laureat_ encircles his brow,
+ With the world to admire him, mysterious elf!
+ Is a secret of state that he keeps to himself.
+ But come! _Zoological_ wonders require
+ The strains of his genius, his force and his fire;
+ He burns with impatience the scene to display:
+ Hark away, to the _Gardens of Taste_! Hark away!
+
+ The sun, as he rose, was received with a cheer,
+ From the Herald at Arms, the renown'd _Chanticleer_,
+ Who proclaim'd, with a feeling of pride in his breast,
+ That the _Gardens of Surrey_ were fairest and best.
+ Then at once the shrill tidings were borne on the air,
+ That the dawn had arrived of the famed _Fancy Fair_,
+ And that all that was lovely, and beauteous, and bright,
+ Was summon'd to honour that day of delight.
+ The sunbeam was clear on that lovely retreat;
+ The breath of the morning was balmy and sweet;
+ Fair _flowrets_, that vied with the rainbow, were seen,
+ And _trees_ in their livery of liveliest green.
+ The voice of rejoicing, from children of earth,
+ Was so mingled with cheerfulness, music, and mirth,
+ That the mind, and the eye, and the ear, and the heart
+ Were saluted with pleasure from every part.
+ A thousand gay faces appear'd in the throng,
+ And crowds of fair creatures came trooping along.
+ Till the place, all enliven'd with joy and surprise,
+ Was lit up with sunbeams and Beauty's bright eyes.
+ The groups of all ages were gather'd so well,
+ That they threw o'er the poet and painter a spell,
+ And the flashes of fancy, wit, feeling, and fire,
+ Resistless compell'd them to pause and admire.
+
+ Much pains had been taken to add to the grace,
+ And preserve from disorder the pride of the place;
+ To keep the fair flowrets from wandering away,
+ As well as the things that were fairer than they,
+ For placards were posted near every spot,
+ You may stand to "_admire_" me, "_but gather me not_."
+
+ The _Beasts_ and the _Birds_ were so fresh and so fair,
+ That they call'd forth the wonder of all who came there,
+ And the _Boa Constrictors_ so slimy and gay,
+ That they seem'd to have painted themselves for the day.
+ The _Green-bonnet Monkey_, with speckles bespread,
+ Was proud of the verdigris tuft on his head;
+ For it look'd, as he leap'd in his frolic and joy,
+ Like the top of the turban of _Rammohun Roy_.
+ Dame _Tortoise_ roam'd over the green and beyond,
+ For she pass'd on her pilgrimage right to the pond.
+ As she gazed on the _Crocodile_ softly she sigh'd,
+ Though she thought that his mouth was a _little_ too wide.
+ The _Zebra_ look'd sprightly, as every one saw,
+ And the _African Sheep_ and white-footed _Nyl Ghau_;
+ And that leaper of leapers, the strange _Kangaroo_,
+ That is biped and triped and quadruped too,
+ Who out-juggles the _Juggler_, by hill and by dale;
+ For he makes, when he pleases, a leg of his tail.
+ With a soft, silky, aspect, demure and profound,
+ A _tabby Cat_ wander'd the _Gardens_ around,
+ And purr'd her applause with a quiet delight,
+ As she gazed half-entranced on the heart-cheering sight.
+ Among the rare wonders that caught every eye,
+ Demanding a glance from the gay passer-by,
+ Was the _Alpaca_, _Zebu_ of Indian race,
+ And the _Camel_, brought up in that beautiful place.
+ A dome in the centre, deservedly praised,
+ Transparent as crystal, was artfully raised,
+ Where African _Lions_, and _Tigers_ untamed,
+ And _Sloths_ and _Hyaenas_, for savageness famed,
+ And _Leopards_ and _Ladies_, and _Monsters_ and _Men_,
+ Securely might meet in the very same pen.
+
+ The crowd still increased on that magical ground,
+ And thousands and thousands came trooping around.
+ The _haut ton_ and _beau monde_ paced about debonair,
+ Tall and short, _enbonpoint_, slender, sunburnt, and fair,
+ While Hatred and Anger and Care fled away,
+ And light hearts and bright eyes were the charm of the day.
+ Then the painted _balloon_ in its glory was bright,
+ And it mounted on high till it sail'd out of sight.
+ The _Juggler_, with tricks and illusions came forth,
+ And the _Russians_ with _musical horns_ from the North,
+ Transporting enough to make _Orpheus_ mute:
+ As loud as the trumpet, as soft as the lute,
+ They fill'd every bosom, absorbing them quite,
+ And the _reeds_ seem'd to burden the air with delight.
+ Such strains have rung round me in seasons gone by,
+ When escaped from the cloister I mused with a sigh,
+ And listed awhile to the balm-shedding breeze,
+ As it fitfully swept through the sedge and the trees,
+ And plaintively whisper'd with musical power,
+ O'er the "soft-flowing Avon," at evening hour.
+
+ And now the fair parties, with Mirth for their guide,
+ And light-hearted Laughter, a moment divide,
+ And gaze on the _Eagles_, the _old ruin'd wall_,
+ The _Boat-house_, the _Temple_, the _Hermitage_, all;
+ Reproved, when their pleasure too freely they quaff,
+ By that _memento mori_, the Afric _Giraffe_.[1]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ Some visit the laughing-bird, called _Cockatoo_,
+ Who drops them a courtesy, and cries "How d' ye do?"
+ Or Mungo, the _negro_, who quaintly and sly
+ Takes his tea, Cayenne pepper, and cold apple-pie.
+ Some gaze on the _Cygnets_ that glide like a dream,
+ And bend down to admire their fair forms in the stream;
+ Some laugh at their fancies, or muse on a flower,
+ And all are delighted, so happy the hour.
+ Wouldst thou gaze with emotions far purer than mirth
+ On one of the fairest creations of earth,
+ Go at even, and breathe the pure breath of the breeze,
+ From the _seat_ by the _Lake_, 'neath those wild _Willow-trees_.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ New pleasures succeeded; the spell was of power
+ That Variety threw o'er the varying hour,
+ And a change of enjoyment was found by the train
+ In losing and finding each other again.
+ The _dancing_ commenced, and the Fair, beyond praise,
+ As light as the gossamer, tripp'd through the maze.
+ What warm salutations! what laughing aloud!
+ What sounds of enjoyment were heard in the crowd!
+ But who were the worthies who moved with a grace
+ And demeanour, as though they belong'd to the place?
+ Prince Eglantine _Eagle_, with lightning-like glare,
+ Threw a glance all around him to see who was there;
+ To the _Pelican_ Princesses bent his head low,
+ As they proudly pass'd by with their bosoms of snow.
+ Duke _Emu_, too, gazed on the heart-cheering sight,
+ And Earl Hildebrand _Harpy_, so famous in fight;
+ While the figure that walk'd so erect, I suppose,
+ Was Sir Peregrine _Penguin_,--I judge by his nose.
+ Viscount _Stork_, as he strutted about, gave a beck
+ To Earl _Vulture_, who wears no cravat round his neck;
+ And the _Bishop_ was there, though he stood rather back,
+ Array'd in his robes of red, orange, and black,
+ Sir Archibald _Ostrich_ moved on rather chary,
+ And lean'd on his cousin the Count _Cassowary_,
+ Discoursing of _Java_, and far distant lands,
+ And African _Deserts_, and hot burning sands.
+ Old warrior _Flamingo_ came limping along,
+ And with Commodore _Cormorant_ join'd in the throng,
+ Profoundly debating, with Major _Macaw_,
+ The merits of martial and maritime law.
+ Earl _Heron_ walk'd stately with Caroline _Crane_,
+ And Field-marshal _Falcon_, of valour so vain;
+ While Captain _Crown Pigeon_, so odd in his tread,
+ Shook the quaking-grass tuft on his fanciful head.
+ Lord _Peacock_, from _Asia_, came dress'd very fine--
+ His musical taste ne'er accorded with mine;
+ And the learn'd Baron _Buzzard_, who gravely decided,
+ That game, when once caught, should be fairly divided.
+ The grenadier, Captain _Curassow_, was drest
+ In his helmet, and held up his head with the best;
+ While Fatima _Pheasant_, from China, display'd
+ Her Pekin pelisse of bright silver brocade.
+ Count _Turkey_ expanded the finery that bound him,
+ And gabbled high Dutch to the people around him.
+ His Honour the _Hawk_ loved a lark and a race,
+ So he hover'd about near the courts of the place.
+ Colonel _Kite_ spoke of sporting--of young _Ducks_ and _Widgeons_,
+ And plann'd a new pent-house for _Ring-doves_ and _Pigeons_.
+ At the edge of the water, and hard by the sluice,
+ _Tete-a-tete_ Doctor _Drake_ sat with old Gammer _Goose_.
+ And Sir Christopher _Crow_ wore a coat on his back,
+ Of a true Day and Martin-like polish of black.
+ Mother _Magpie_ and Priscilla _Parrot_, in spite,
+ Could talk without ceasing from morning to night;
+ Spread abroad _Entre nous_ and _On dits_ by the score,
+ All the news they had heard, and a hundred times more.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ A multitude muster'd, escaped from the plains,
+ Of sight-loving lasses and holiday swains:
+ Bob _Bantam_ push'd forward and strutted before;
+ Will _Woodpecker_ modestly tapp'd at the door;
+ Poor _Robin_, the rustic, a countrified clown,
+ As he blush'd, look'd too simple by half for the town,
+ There were scores in brown mantles, black, yellow, or green,
+ From the villages round, and among them were seen,
+ Luke _Linnet_, Sam _Swallow_, Mat _Martin_, and then,
+ Bill _Bullfinch_, Tom _Titmouse_, and Rosanna _Wren_.
+ But however select the fair party may be,
+ Where beauty and fashion preside, we shall see
+ Some characters doubtful that all should beware,
+ And it can't be denied that a few such were there.
+ Those cut-throats the _Sparrows_, that robber the _Daw_,
+ Who was pluck'd for his open contempt of the law;
+ The pilferer _Cuckoo_, whom all must despise,
+ And the chattering _Jay_, who tells nothing but lies;
+ While the green-mantled, light-hearted _Love-birds_, 'tis said,
+ Had been sipping too much, for their noses were red.
+
+ How often it is, when the sun is most bright,
+ That a dark cloud approaches, obscuring his light!
+ Alas! 'tis the same with all earthly affairs,
+ And pleasure gives place to a dark crowd of cares.
+ The _Trees_ were all lively, the _Beasts_ were content,
+ And the beautiful _Birds_ on their pleasure were bent,
+ Nothing doubting the multitude, struck with amaze,
+ Came to gaze on their beauty and speak in their praise
+ When they saw that the crowd by degrees had retired,
+ And that they left alone were no longer admired;
+ They gazed on the _Booths_ that were aptly design'd
+ To display the fair merchandize art had combined;
+ They look'd on the spot in wrath, spleen, and despair,
+ _Rank_, _Beauty_, _Taste_, _Fashion_, and _Fancy_ were there,
+ And the multitudes round such attractions preferr'd
+ To a gambolling _beast_ or a chattering _bird_.
+ Now Envy first enter'd the fair feather'd race,
+ And invective and dissonance rung round the place;
+ Their pleasure, their pride, and contentment were o'er,
+ And Discord presided where Peace was before.
+
+ In the midst of the hubbub and riot around,
+ The _Trees_ were absorb'd in a silence profound,
+ Till the busy _Dwarf Medlar_ began to explain
+ His rooted dislike to the booth-loving train.
+ He branch'd out in florid descriptions to show
+ That they all ought to stand on their stumps in a row
+ In defence of their rights, now that _underlings_ drew
+ That applause and renown which had long been their due.
+ Then the _Oak_ raised his head, rather hoary with age,
+ And shook his broad arms in the air in a rage,
+ And exhorted them all with a feeling of pride,
+ To maintain their ground firmly, whate'er might betide.
+ The _Giant Elm_ follow'd and proudly look'd down
+ On the pitiful plots of their foes with a frown.
+ The _Ash_, pale with anger, derided "the crew,"
+ And the smooth-temper'd _Purple Beech_ look'd rather blue.
+ The _Chesnut_ grew heated, and roasted them well;
+ And bitter the taunts of the _Almond-tree_ fell.
+ The _Apple_ and _Pear_ both maintain'd, in their spleen,
+ That the fruit of their folly would shortly be seen.
+ The _Laburnum_, the _Lime_, and the _Beech_ seem'd afraid,
+ But the _Hawthorn_ was pointed in all that she said,
+ And the threats of the _Elder_ were heard to abound--
+ Like pellets from popguns they rattled around.
+ Discontented and moody the _Drooping Larch_ lower'd,
+ The _Crab_ knit his brows, for his temper was sour'd;
+ While the _Birch_-tree declared that the ill-fated elves,
+ Their opponents, were making a rod for themselves.
+ With wrath and vexation the _Maple_ ran o'er;
+ The _Aspen_-tree trembled, the _Willow_ wept sore;
+ The _Tulip_-tree blush'd, and the _Sumach_-tree sigh'd,
+ And the _Dyer's Oak_ thought it a stain on their pride.
+ The _Fir_ stood erect, for he seem'd to opine
+ That their sun for a very brief season would shine;
+ While the well-meaning _Walnut_, foreboding their fall,
+ Crack'd a joke, for he cared not a fig for them all.
+ The _Poplar_ drew up with a feeling of scorn,
+ And the _Cypress_ looked sad, and the _Yew_ was forlorn.
+ The _Plane_ smoothly spoke, and the _Hazel_ the same,
+ But the _Scarlet Oak_ redden'd with anger and shame.
+ At last they resolved, to blot out the disgrace,
+ To stand fast by each other adorning the place;
+ No longer their loss of applause to bemoan,
+ But to come out next spring with a Fair of their own.
+
+ While the war-whoop was raised by the _Birds_ and the _Trees_,
+ The _Beasts_ were impatient to blow up a breeze.
+ The _Lion_ began with a royal bewail,
+ And furiously lash'd both his sides with his tail.
+ As he stalk'd through his den, his wild eyes glared around,
+ And his roar seem'd to come from far under the ground.
+ His anger, disdain, and despair wanted scope,
+ So he wish'd himself back at the Cape of Good Hope.
+ The _Tiger_ extended, in uttering a roar,
+ A mouth that you might have mistook for the door;
+ But in such a dilemma, I warn you, beware
+ How you enter in haste such a dark thoroughfare;
+ For all who have pass'd through the passage they say,
+ Have terribly painted their coats by the way.
+ Poor _Bruin_ declared it was unbearable quite,
+ And was in a brown study till day turn'd to night;
+ The _Axis_ turn'd round in his rage, and just then
+ The _Sloth_ look'd as black as the ink in my pen.
+ The soft, silky, self-colour'd _Puma_ felt pain,
+ Pale as ashes with anger he could not restrain;
+ The _Llama_ indignantly felt the disgrace,
+ And spirted saliva in every one's face;
+ In fury the _Mastiff_ bark'd loud for relief;
+ The poor patient _Camel_ was laden with grief;
+ The _Antelope_ wisely eloped from the fray,
+ But the _Springbok_ was booked for the rest of the day.
+ The wrath of the _Leopard_ then rose on the gale,
+ And broke out in dark spots from his head to his tail;
+ The _Civet Cat_ mew'd, and did nothing but fret,
+ And the stripes of the _Zebra_ were blacker than jet;
+ The _Opossum_ was posed, and looked wondrously sage,
+ And the _Red Coati Mondi_ turned sallow with rage;
+ The _Hyaena_ declared in a quarrelsome mood,
+ He would instantly break through his den--if he could:
+ And the _Moose Deer_ in ire would have bit his lip through,
+ But he found it already divided in two.
+ The Schoolmaster _Porcupine_ rang, too, the chimes,--
+ He declar'd that he'd send an address to "_the Times_;"
+ Nay, write all his quills to their stumps, ere he'd stand
+ As a laughing-stock thus to the rest of the land.
+
+ When the _Fair_ was concluded, and all the gay throng
+ Had abandon'd the feast and the dance and the song,
+ In quest of a calmer enjoyment to roam,
+ For "Home," after every enjoyment, "is Home!"
+ The _Trees_ toss'd their heads 'tween the earth and the heavens,
+ And the _Birds_ and the _Beasts_ were at sixes and sevens.
+
+ But amid the confusion, the hubbub, and din,
+ All remember'd the proverb, "_They laugh most who win!_"
+ This was certainly true at the famed _Fancy Fair_;
+ _Mr. Cross_[2] was, they say, the most pleasant man there.
+ Let us hope, then, his genius was happily led
+ To allay the rude storm that hung over his head;--
+ That the future his spirited plans will repay
+ Through many a gladsome and prosperous day;
+ Make true the old saw, "_All is well that well ends_,"
+ And _Bipeds_ and _Quadrupeds_ once more be friends.
+
+
+ [1] The skeleton of the Giraffe was exhibited in the Gardens on
+ this occasion.
+
+ [2] The late spirited proprietor of the Surrey Zoological Gardens.
+
+
+
+
+ THE END.
+
+
+
+
+ +--------------------------------------------------------------+
+ | Transcriber's Note: |
+ | |
+ | The original book has no publication date, but does bear a |
+ | handwritten inscription on the title page-- |
+ | Walter Francis Clinton |
+ | June 2d 1848 from Aunt Lou |
+ +--------------------------------------------------------------+
+
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