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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Miss Mehetabel's Son, by Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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+Title: Miss Mehetabel's Son
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+Author: Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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+Release Date: November 6, 2007 [EBook #23357]
+Last Updated: March 3, 2018
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MISS MEHETABEL'S SON ***
+
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+Produced by David Widger
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+MISS MEHETABEL'S SON.
+
+By Thomas Bailey Aldrich
+
+Boston And New York Houghton Mifflin Company
+
+Copyright, 1873, 1885, and 1901
+
+
+
+
+I. THE OLD TAVERN AT BAYLEY'S FOUR CORNERS.
+
+You will not find Greenton, or Bayley's Four-Corners, as it is more
+usually designated, on any map of New England that I know of. It is
+not a town; it is not even a village; it is merely an absurd hotel. The
+almost indescribable place called Greenton is at the intersection of
+four roads, in the heart of New Hampshire, twenty miles from the nearest
+settlement of note, and ten miles from any railway station. A good
+location for a hotel, you will say. Precisely; but there has always
+been a hotel there, and for the last dozen years it has been pretty well
+patronized--by one boarder. Not to trifle with an intelligent public, I
+will state at once that, in the early part of this century, Greenton was
+a point at which the mail-coach on the Great Northern Route stopped to
+change horses and allow the passengers to dine. People in the county,
+wishing to take the early mail Portsmouth-ward, put up overnight at the
+old tavern, famous for its irreproachable larder and soft feather-beds.
+The tavern at that time was kept by Jonathan Bayley, who rivalled his
+wallet in growing corpulent, and in due time passed away. At his death
+the establishment, which included a farm, fell into the hands of a
+son-in-law. Now, though Bayley left his son-in-law a hotel--which sounds
+handsome--he left him no guests; for at about the period of the old
+man's death the old stage-coach died also. Apoplexy carried off one, and
+steam the other. Thus, by a sudden swerve in the tide of progress,
+the tavern at the Corners found itself high and dry, like a wreck on a
+sand-bank. Shortly after this event, or maybe contemporaneously, there
+was some attempt to build a town at Green-ton; but it apparently failed,
+if eleven cellars choked up with _débris_ and overgrown with burdocks
+are any indication of failure. The farm, however, was a good farm, as
+things go in New Hampshire, and Tobias Sewell, the son-in-law, could
+afford to snap his fingers at the travelling public if they came near
+enough--which they never did.
+
+The hotel remains to-day pretty much the same as when Jonathan Bayley
+handed in his accounts in 1840, except that Sewell hasfrom time to time
+sold the furniture of some of the upper chambers to bridal couples
+in the neighborhood. The bar is still open, and the parlor door says
+Parlour in tall black letters. Now and then a passing drover looks in at
+that lonely bar-room, where a high-shouldered bottle of Santa Cruz rum
+ogles with a peculiarly knowing air a shrivelled lemon on a shelf; now
+and then a farmer rides across country to talk crops and stock and take
+a friendly glass with Tobias; and now and then a circus caravan with
+speckled ponies, or a menagerie with a soggy elephant, halts under the
+swinging sign, on which there is a dim mail-coach with four phantomish
+horses driven by a portly gentleman whose head has been washed off
+by the rain. Other customers there are none, except that one regular
+boarder whom have mentioned.
+
+If misery makes a man acquainted with strange bed-fellows, it is equally
+certain that the profession of surveyor and civil engineer often takes
+one into undreamed-of localities. I had never heard of Greenton until
+my duties sent me there, and kept me there two weeks in the dreariest
+season of the year. I do not think I would, of my own volition, have
+selected Greenton for a fortnight's sojourn at any time; but now the
+business is over, I shall never regret the circumstances that made me
+the guest of Tobias Sewell, and brought me into intimate relations with
+Miss Mehetabel's Son.
+
+It was a black October night in the year of grace 1872, that discovered
+me standing in front of the old tavern at the Corners.
+
+Though the ten miles' ride from K------ had been depressing, especially
+the last five miles, on account of the cold autumnal rain that had set
+in, I felt a pang of regret on hearing the rickety open wagon turn round
+in the road and roll off in the darkness. There were no lights visible
+anywhere, and only for the big, shapeless mass of something in front of
+me, which the driver had said was the hotel, I should have fancied that
+I had been set down by the roadside. I was wet to the skin and in no
+amiable humor; and not being able to find bell-pull or knocker, or even
+a door, I belabored the side of the house with my heavy walking-stick.
+In a minute or two I saw a light flickering somewhere aloft, then I
+heard the sound of a window opening, followed by an exclamation of
+disgust as a blast of wind extinguished the candle which had given me
+an instantaneous picture _en silhouette_ of a man leaning out of a
+casement.
+
+“I say, what do you want, down there?” inquired an unprepossessing
+voice.
+
+“I want to come in; I want a supper, and a bed, and numberless things.”
+
+“This is n't no time of night to go rousing honest folks out of their
+sleep. Who are you, anyway?”
+
+The question, superficially considered, was a very simple one, and I, of
+all people in the world, ought to have been able to answer it off-hand;
+but it staggered me. Strangely enough, there came drifting across my
+memory the lettering on the back of a metaphysical work which I had
+seen years before on a shelf in the Astor Library. Owing to an
+unpremeditatedly funny collocation of title and author, the lettering
+read as follows: “Who am I? Jones.” Evidently it had puzzled Jones to
+know who he was, or he would n't have written a book about it, and come
+to so lame and impotent a conclusion. It certainly puzzled me at that
+instant to define my identity. “Thirty years ago,” I reflected, “I was
+nothing; fifty years hence I shall be nothing again, humanly speaking.
+In the mean time, who am I, sure-enough?” It had never before occurred
+to me what an indefinite article I was. I wish it had not occurred to
+me then. Standing there in the rain and darkness, I wrestled vainly with
+the problem, and was constrained to fall back upon a Yankee expedient.
+
+“Isn't this a hotel?” I asked finally,
+
+“Well, it is a sort of hotel,” said the voice, doubtfully. My hesitation
+and prevarication had apparently not inspired my interlocutor with
+confidence in me.
+
+“Then let me in. I have just driven over from K------ in this infernal
+rain. I am wet through and through.”
+
+“But what do you want here, at the Corners? What's your business? People
+don't come here, leastways in the middle of the night.”
+
+“It is n't in the middle of the night,” I returned, incensed. “I come
+on business connected with the new road. I 'm the superintendent of the
+works.”
+
+“Oh!”
+
+“And if you don't open the door at once, I'll raise the whole
+neighborhood--and then go to the other hotel.”
+
+When I said that, I supposed Greenton was a village with a population of
+at least three or four thousand and was wondering vaguely at the absence
+of lights and other signs of human habitation. Surely, I thought, all
+the people cannot be abed and asleep at half past ten o'clock: perhaps I
+am in the business section of the town, among the shops.
+
+“You jest wait,” said the voice above.
+
+This request was not devoid of a certain accent of menace, and I braced
+myself for a sortie on the part of the besieged, if he had any such
+hostile intent. Presently a door opened at the very place where I least
+expected a door, at the farther end of the building, in fact, and a man
+in his shirtsleeves, shielding a candle with his left hand, appeared on
+the threshold. I passed quickly into the house, with Mr. Tobias Sewell
+(for this was Mr. Sewell) at my heels, and found myself in a long,
+low-studded bar-room.
+
+There were two chairs drawn up before the hearth, on which a huge
+hemlock backlog was still smouldering, and on the un-painted deal
+counter contiguous stood two cloudy glasses with bits of lemon-peel in
+the bottom, hinting at recent libations. Against the discolored wall
+over the bar hung a yellowed handbill, in a warped frame, announcing
+that “the Next Annual N. H. Agricultural Fair” would take place on the
+10th of September, 1841. There was no other furniture or decoration in
+this dismal apartment, except the cobwebs which festooned the ceiling,
+hanging down here and there like stalactites.
+
+Mr. Sewell set the candlestick on the mantel-shelf, and threw some
+pine-knots on the fire, which immediately broke into a blaze, and
+showed him to be a lank, narrow-chested man, past sixty, with sparse,
+steel-gray hair, and small, deep-set eyes, perfectly round, like a
+fish's, and of no particular color. His chief personal characteristics
+seemed to be too much feet and not enough teeth. His sharply cut,
+but rather simple face, as he turned it towards me, wore a look
+of interrogation. I replied to his mute inquiry by taking out my
+pocket-book and handing him my business-card, which he held up to the
+candle and perused with great deliberation.
+
+“You 're a civil engineer, are you?” he said, displaying his gums, which
+gave his countenance an expression of almost infantile innocence.
+He made no further audible remark, but mumbled between his thin lips
+something which an imaginative person might have construed into “If you
+'re at civil engineer, I 'll be blessed if I would n't like to see an
+uncivil one!”
+
+Mr. Sewell's growl, however, was worse than his bite--owing to his
+lack of teeth probably--for he very good-naturedly set himself to work
+preparing supper for me. After a slice of cold ham, and a warm punch,
+to which my chilled condition gave a grateful flavor, I went to bed in a
+distant chamber in a most amiable mood, feeling satisfied that Jones was
+a donkey to bother himself about his identity.
+
+When I awoke, the sun was several hours high. My bed faced a window, and
+by raising myself on one elbow I could look out on what I expected would
+be the main street. To my astonishment I beheld a lonely country
+road winding up a sterile hill and disappearing over the ridge. In
+a cornfield at the right of the road was a small private graveyard,
+enclosed by a crumbling stonewall with a red gate. The only thing
+suggestive of life was this little corner lot occupied by death. I got
+out of bed and went to the other window. There I had an uninterrupted
+view of twelve miles of open landscape, with Mount Agamenticus in the
+purple distance. Not a house or a spire in sight. “Well,” I exclaimed,
+“Greenton does n't appear to be a very closely packed metropolis!” That
+rival hotel with which I had threatened Mr. Sewell overnight was not a
+deadly weapon, looking at it by daylight. “By Jove!” I reflected, “maybe
+I 'm in the wrong place.” But there, tacked against a panel of the
+bedroom door, was a faded time-table dated Greenton, August 1, 1839.
+
+I smiled all the time I was dressing, and went smiling down stairs,
+where I found Mr. Sewell, assisted by one of the fair sex in the
+first bloom of her eightieth year, serving breakfast for me on a small
+table--in the bar-room!
+
+“I overslept myself this morning,” I remarked apologetically, “and I see
+that I am putting you to some trouble. In future, if you will have me
+called, I will take my meals at the usual _table de hôte_.”
+
+“At the what?” said Mr. Sewell.
+
+“I mean with the other boarders.”
+
+Mr. Sewell paused in the act of lifting a chop from the fire, and,
+resting the point of his fork against the woodwork of the mantelpiece,
+grinned from ear to ear.
+
+“Bless you! there is n't any other boarders. There has n't been anybody
+put up here sence--let me see--sence father-in-law died, and that was in
+the fall of '40. To be sure, there 's Silas; _he_'s a regular boarder;
+but I don't count him.”
+
+Mr. Sewell then explained how the tavern had lost its custom when the
+old stage line was broken up by the railroad. The introduction of steam
+was, in Mr. Sewell's estimation, a fatal error. “Jest killed local
+business. Carried it off, I 'm darned if I know where. The whole country
+has been sort o' retrograding ever sence steam was invented.”
+
+“You spoke of having one boarder,” I said.
+
+“Silas? Yes; he come here the summer 'Tilda died--she that was 'Tilda
+Bayley--and he 's here yet, going on thirteen year. He could n't live
+any longer with the old man. Between you and I, old Clem Jaffrey,
+Silas's father, was a hard nut. Yes,” said Mr. Sewell, crooking his
+elbow in inimitable pantomime, “altogether too often. Found dead in the
+road hugging a three-gallon demijohn. _Habeas corpus_ in the barn,”
+ added Mr. Sewell, intending, I presume, to intimate that a _post-mortem_
+examination had been deemed necessary. “Silas,” he resumed, in that
+respectful tone which one should always adopt when speaking of capital,
+“is a man of considerable property; lives on his interest, and keeps a
+hoss and shay. He 's a great scholar, too, Silas; takes all the
+pe-ri-odicals and the Police Gazette regular.”
+
+Mr. Sewell was turning over a third chop, when the door opened and a
+stoutish, middle-aged little gentleman, clad in deep black, stepped into
+the room.
+
+“Silas Jaffrey,” said Mr. Sewell, with a comprehensive sweep of his
+arm, picking up me and the new-comer on one fork, so to speak. “Be
+acquainted!”
+
+Mr. Jaffrey advanced briskly, and gave me his hand with unlooked-for
+cordiality. He was a dapper little man, with a head as round and nearly
+as bald as an orange, and not unlike an orange in complexion, either;
+he had twinkling gray eyes and a pronounced Roman nose, the numerous
+freckles upon which were deepened by his funereal dress-coat and
+trousers. He reminded me of Alfred de Musset's blackbird, which, with
+its yellow beak and sombre plumage, looked like an undertaker eating an
+omelet.
+
+“Silas will take care of you,” said Mr. Sewell, taking down his hat from
+a peg behind the door. “I 've got the cattle to look after. Tell him, if
+you want anything.”
+
+While I ate my breakfast, Mr. Jaffrey hopped up and down the narrow
+bar-room and chirped away as blithely as a bird on a cherry-bough,
+occasionally ruffling with his fingers a slight fringe of auburn hair
+which stood up pertly round his head and seemed to possess a luminous
+quality of its own.
+
+“Don't I find it a little slow up here at the Corners? Not at all, my
+dear sir. I am in the thick of life up here. So many interesting things
+going on all over the world--inventions, discoveries, spirits, railroad
+disasters, mysterious homicides. Poets, murderers, musicians, statesmen,
+distinguished travellers, prodigies of all kinds turning up everywhere.
+Very few events or persons escape me. I take six daily city papers,
+thirteen weekly journals, all the monthly magazines, and two
+quarterlies. I could not get along with less. I could n't if you asked
+me. I never feel lonely. How can I, being on intimate terms, as it were,
+with thousands and thousands of people? There's that young woman out
+West. What an entertaining creature _she_ is!--now in Missouri, now
+in Indiana, and now in Minnesota, always on the go, and all the time
+shedding needles from various parts of her body as if she really enjoyed
+it! Then there 's that versatile patriarch who walks hundreds of miles
+and saws thousands of feet of wood, before breakfast, and shows no signs
+of giving out. Then there's that remarkable, one may say that historical
+colored woman who knew Benjamin Franklin, and fought at the battle of
+Bunk--no, it is the old negro man who fought at Bunker Hill, a mere
+infant, of course, at that period. Really, now, it is quite curious
+to observe how that venerable female slave--formerly an African
+princess--is repeatedly dying in her hundred and eleventh year, and
+coming to life again punctually every six months in the small-type
+paragraphs. Are you aware, sir, that within the last twelve years no
+fewer than two hundred and eighty-seven of General Washington's colored
+coachmen have died?”
+
+For the soul of me I could not tell whether this quaint little gentleman
+was chaffing me or not. I laid down my knife and fork, and stared at
+him.
+
+“Then there are the mathematicians!” he cried vivaciously, without
+waiting for a reply. “I take great interest in them. Hear this!” and Mr.
+Jaffrey drew a newspaper from a pocket in the tail of his coat, and read
+as follows: “_It has been estimated that if all the candles manufactured
+by this eminent firm (Stearine & Co.) were placed end to end, they
+would reach 2 and 7/8 times around the globe_. Of course,” continued Mr.
+Jaffrey, folding up the journal reflectively, “abstruse calculations of
+this kind are not, perhaps, of vital importance, but they indicate the
+intellectual activity of the age. Seriously, now,” he said, halting in
+front of the table, “what with books and papers and drives about the
+country, I do not find the days too long, though I seldom see any one,
+except when I go over to K------ for my mail. Existence may be very full
+to a man who stands a little aside from the tumult and watches it with
+philosophic eye. Possibly he may see more of the battle than those who
+are in the midst of the action. Once I was struggling with the crowd, as
+eager and undaunted as the best; perhaps I should have been struggling
+still. Indeed, I know my life would have been very different now if I
+had married Mehetabel--if I had married Mehetabel.”
+
+His vivacity was gone, a sudden cloud had come over his bright face, his
+figure seemed to have collapsed, the light seemed to have faded out
+of his hair. With a shuffling step, the very antithesis of his brisk,
+elastic tread, he turned to the door and passed into the road.
+
+“Well,” I said to myself, “if Greenton had forty thousand inhabitants,
+it could n't turn out a more astonishing old party than that!”
+
+
+
+
+II. THE CASE OF SILAS JAFFREY.
+
+A man with a passion for _bric-à-brac_ is always stumbling over antique
+bronzes, intaglios, mosaics, and daggers of the time of Benvenuto
+Cellini; the bibliophile finds creamy vellum folios and rare Alduses and
+Elzevirs waiting for him at unsuspected bookstalls; the numismatist has
+but to stretch forth his palm to have priceless coins drop into it. My
+own weakness is odd people, and I am constantly encountering them.
+It was plain that I had unearthed a couple of very queer specimens at
+Bayley's Four-Corners. I saw that a fortnight afforded me too brief an
+opportunity to develop the richness of both, and I resolved to devote
+my spare time to Mr. Jaffrey alone, instinctively recognizing in him
+an unfamiliar species. My professional work in the vicinity of Greenton
+left my evenings and occasionally an afternoon unoccupied; these
+intervals I purposed to employ in studying and classifying my
+fellow-boarder. It was necessary, as a preliminary step, to learn
+something of his previous history, and to this end I addressed myself to
+Mr. Sewell that same night.
+
+“I do not want to seem inquisitive,” I said to the landlord, as he was
+fastening up the bar, which, by the way, was the _salle à manger_ and
+general sitting-room--“I do not want to seem inquisitive, but
+your friend Mr. Jaffrey dropped a remark this morning at breakfast
+which--which was not altogether clear to me.”
+
+“About Mehetabel?” asked Mr. Sewell, uneasily.
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Well, I wish he would n't!”
+
+“He was friendly enough in the course of conversation to hint to me that
+he had not married the young woman, and seemed to regret it.”
+
+“No, he did n't marry Mehetabel.”
+
+“May I inquire _why_ he did n't marry Mehetabel?”
+
+“Never asked her. Might have married the girl forty times. Old Elkins's
+daughter, over at K------. She 'd have had him quick enough. Seven
+years, off and on, he kept company with Mehetabel, and then she died.”
+
+“And he never asked her?”
+
+“He shilly-shallied. Perhaps he did n't think of it. When she was dead
+and gone, then Silas was struck all of a heap--and that's all about it.”
+
+Obviously Mr. Sewell did not intend to tell me anything more, and
+obviously there was more to tell. The topic was plainly disagreeable to
+him for some reason or other, and that unknown reason of course piqued
+my curiosity.
+
+As I was absent from dinner and supper that day, I did not meet Mr.
+Jaffrey again until the following morning at breakfast. He had recovered
+his bird-like manner, and was full of a mysterious assassination that
+had just taken place in New York, all the thrilling details of which
+were at his fingers' ends. It was at once comical and sad to see this
+harmless old gentleman with his naïve, benevolent countenance, and his
+thin hair flaming up in a semicircle, like the footlights at a theatre,
+revelling in the intricacies of the unmentionable deed.
+
+“You come up to my room to-night,” he cried, with horrid glee, “and I
+'ll give you my theory of the murder. I 'll make it as clear as day to
+you that it was the detective himself who fired the three pistol-shots.”
+
+It was not so much the desire to have this point elucidated as to make
+a closer study of Mr. Jaffrey that led me to accept his invitation.
+Mr. Jaffrey's bedroom was in an L of the building, and was in no way
+noticeable except for the numerous files of newspapers neatly arranged
+against the blank spaces of the walls, and a huge pile of old magazines
+which stood in one corner, reaching nearly up to the ceiling, and
+threatening to topple over each instant, like the Leaning Tower at Pisa.
+There were green paper shades at the windows, some faded chintz valances
+about the bed, and two or three easy-chairs covered with chintz. On
+a black-walnut shelf between the windows lay a choice collection of
+meerschaum and brier-wood pipes.
+
+Filling one of the chocolate-colored bowls for me and another for
+himself, Mr. Jaffrey began prattling; but not about the murder, which
+appeared to have flown out of his mind. In fact, I do not remember that
+the topic was even touched upon, either then or afterwards.
+
+“Cosey nest this,” said Mr. Jaffrey, glancing complacently over the
+apartment. “What is more cheerful, now, in the fall of the year, than an
+open wood-fire? Do you hear those little chirps and twitters coming
+out of that piece of apple-wood? Those are the ghosts of the robins and
+bluebirds that sang upon the bough when it was in blossom last spring.
+In summer whole flocks of them come fluttering about the fruit-trees
+under the window: so I have singing birds all the year round. I take
+it very easy here, I can tell you, summer and winter. Not much society.
+Tobias is not, perhaps, what one would term a great intellectual force,
+but he means well. He 's a realist--believes in coming down to what he
+calls 'the hard pan;' but his heart is in the right place, and he 's
+very kind to me. The wisest thing I ever did in my life was to sell out
+my grain business over at K------, thirteen years ago, and settle down
+at the Corners. When a man has made a competency, what does he want
+more? Besides, at that time an event occurred which destroyed any
+ambition I may have had. Mehetabel died.” “The lady you were engaged
+to?” “N-o, not precisely engaged. I think it was quite understood
+between us, though nothing had been said on the subject. Typhoid,” added
+Mr. Jaffrey, in a low voice.
+
+For several minutes he smoked in silence, a vague, troubled look playing
+over his countenance. Presently this passed away, and he fixed his gray
+eyes speculatively upon my face.
+
+“If I had married Mehetabel,” said Mr. Jaffrey, slowly, and then he
+hesitated. I blew a ring of smoke into the air, and, resting my pipe
+on my knee, dropped into an attitude of attention. “If I had married
+Mehetabel, you know, we should have had--ahem!--a family.”
+
+“Very likely,” I assented, vastly amused at this unexpected turn.
+
+“A Boy!” exclaimed Mr. Jaffrey, explosively.
+
+“By all means, certainly, a son.”
+
+“Great trouble about naming the boy. Mehetabel's family want him named
+Elkanah Elkins, after her grandfather; I want him named Andrew Jackson.
+We compromise by christening him Elkanah Elkins Andrew Jackson Jaffrey.
+Rather a long name for such a short little fellow,” said Mr. Jaffrey,
+musingly.
+
+“Andy is n't a bad nickname,” I suggested.
+
+“Not at all. We call him Andy, in the family. Somewhat fractious at
+first--colic and things. I suppose it is right, or it would n't be so;
+but the usefulness of measles, mumps, croup, whooping-cough, scarlatina,
+and fits is not clear to the parental eye. I wish Andy would be a model
+infant, and dodge the whole lot.”
+
+This supposititious child, born within the last few minutes, was plainly
+assuming the proportions of a reality to Mr. Jaffrey. I began to feel a
+little uncomfortable. I am, as I have said, a civil engineer, and it is
+not strictly in my line to assist at the births of infants, imaginary or
+otherwise. I pulled away vigorously at the pipe, and said nothing.
+
+“What large blue eyes he has,” resumed Mr. Jaffrey, after a pause;
+“just like Hetty's; and the fair hair, too, like hers. How oddly certain
+distinctive features are handed down in families! Sometimes a mouth,
+sometimes a turn of the eyebrow. Wicked little boys over at K------ have
+now and then derisively advised me to follow my nose. It would be an
+interesting thing to do. I should find my nose flying about the world,
+turning up unexpectedly here and there, dodging this branch of the
+family and re-appearing in that, now jumping over one greatgrandchild to
+fasten itself upon another, and never losing its individuality. Look
+at Andy. There 's Elkanah Elkins's chin to the life. Andy's chin is
+probably older than the Pyramids. Poor little thing,” he cried, with
+sudden indescribable tenderness, “to lose his mother so early!” And Mr.
+Jaf-frey's head sunk upon his breast, and his shoulders slanted forward,
+as if he were actually bending over the cradle of the child. The whole
+gesture and attitude was so natural that it startled me. The pipe
+slipped from my fingers and fell to the floor.
+
+“Hush!” whispered Mr. Jaffrey, with a deprecating motion of his hand.
+“Andy's asleep!”
+
+He rose softly from the chair and, walking across the room on tiptoe,
+drew down the shade at the window through which the moonlight was
+streaming. Then he returned to his seat, and remained gazing with
+half-closed eyes into the dropping embers.
+
+I refilled my pipe and smoked in profound silence, wondering what would
+come next.
+
+But nothing came next. Mr. Jaffrey had fallen into so brown a study
+that, a quarter of an hour afterwards, when I wished him good-night and
+withdrew, I do not think he noticed my departure.
+
+I am not what is called a man of imagination; it is my habit to exclude
+most things not capable of mathematical demonstration; but I am not
+without a certain psychological insight, and I think I understood Mr.
+Jaffrey's case. I could easily understand how a man with an unhealthy,
+sensitive nature, overwhelmed by sudden calamity, might take refuge in
+some forlorn place like this old tavern, and dream his life away. To
+such a man--brooding forever on what might have been and dwelling wholly
+in the realm of his fancies--the actual world might indeed become as a
+dream, and nothing seem real but his illusions. I dare say that thirteen
+years of Bayley's Four-Corners would have its effect upon me; though
+instead of conjuring up golden-haired children of the Madonna, I should
+probably see gnomes and kobolds, and goblins engaged in hoisting false
+signals and misplacing switches for midnight express trains.
+
+“No doubt,” I said to myself that night, as I lay in bed, thinking over
+the matter, “this once possible but now impossible child is a great
+comfort to the old gentleman--a greater comfort, perhaps, than a real
+son would be. Maybe Andy will vanish with the shades and mists of night,
+he's such an unsubstantial infant; but if he does n't, and Mr. Jaffrey
+finds pleasure in talking to me about his son, I shall humor the old
+fellow. It would n't be a Christian act to knock over his harmless
+fancy.”
+
+I was very impatient to see if Mr. Jaffrey's illusion would stand the
+test of daylight. It did. Elkanah Elkins Andrew Jackson Jaffrey was, so
+to speak, alive and kicking the next morning. On taking his seat at
+the breakfast-table, Mr. Jaffrey whispered to me that Andy had had a
+comfortable night.
+
+“Silas!” said Mr. Sewell, sharply, “what are you whispering about?”
+
+Mr. Sewell was in an ill-humor; perhaps he was jealous because I had
+passed the evening in Mr. Jaffrey's room; but surely Mr. Sewell could
+not expect his boarders to go to bed at eight o'clock every night, as he
+did. From time to time during the meal Mr. Sewell regarded me unkindly
+out of the corner of his eye, and in helping me to the parsnips he
+poniarded them with quite a suggestive air. All this, however, did not
+prevent me from repairing to the door of Mr. Jaffrey's snuggery when
+night came.
+
+“Well, Mr. Jaffrey, how 's Andy this evening?”
+
+“Got a tooth!” cried Mr. Jaffrey, vivaciously.
+
+“No!”
+
+“Yes, he has! Just through. Gave the nurse a silver dollar. Standing
+reward for first tooth.”
+
+It was on the tip of my tongue to express surprise that an infant a day
+old should cut a tooth, when I suddenly recollected that Richard III.
+was born with teeth. Feeling myself to be on unfamiliar ground, I
+suppressed my criticism. It was well I did so, for in the next breath I
+was advised that half a year had elapsed since the previous evening.
+
+“Andy 's had a hard six months of it,” said Mr. Jaffrey, with the
+well-known narrative air of fathers. “We 've brought him up by hand. His
+grandfather, by the way, was brought up by the bottle”--and brought down
+by it, too, I added mentally, recalling Mr. Sewell's account of the old
+gentleman's tragic end.
+
+Mr. Jaffrey then went on to give me a history of Andy's first six
+months, omitting no detail however insignificant or irrelevant. This
+history I would in turn inflict upon the reader, if I were only certain
+that he is one of those dreadful parents who, under the aegis of
+friendship, bore you at a streets corner with that remarkable thing
+which Freddy said the other day, and insist on singing to you, at an
+evening parly, the Iliad of Tommy's woes.
+
+But to inflict this _enfantillage_ upon the unmarried reader would be
+an act of wanton cruelty. So I pass over that part of Andy's biography,
+and, for the same reason, make no record of the next four or five
+interviews I had with Mr. Jaffrey. It will be sufficient to state
+that Andy glided from extreme infancy to early youth with astonishing
+celerity--at the rate of one year per night, if I remember correctly;
+and--must I confess it?--before the week came to an end, this invisible
+hobgoblin of a boy was only little less of a reality to me than to Mr.
+Jaffrey.
+
+At first I had lent myself to the old dreamer's whim with a keen
+perception of the humor of the thing; but by and by I found that I
+was talking and thinking of Miss Mehetabel's son as though he were a
+veritable personage. Mr. Jafifrey spoke of the child with such an air of
+conviction!--as if Andy were playing among his toys in the next room, or
+making mud-pies down in the yard. In these conversations, it should be
+observed, the child was never supposed to be present, except on that
+single occasion when Mr. Jafifrey leaned over the cradle. After one of
+our _séances_ I would lie awake until the small hours, thinking of the
+boy, and then fall asleep only to have indigestible dreams about him.
+Through the day, and sometimes in the midst of complicated calculations,
+I would catch myself wondering what Andy was up to now! There was no
+shaking him off; he became an inseparable nightmare to me; and I felt
+that if I remained much longer at Bayley's Four-Corners I should
+turn into just such another bald-headed, mild-eyed visionary as Silas
+Jaffrey.
+
+Then the tavern was a grewsome old shell any way, full of unaccountable
+noises after dark--rustlings of garments along unfrequented passages,
+and stealthy footfalls in unoccupied chambers overhead. I never knew of
+an old house without these mysterious noises. Next to my bedroom was a
+musty, dismantled apartment, in one corner of which, leaning against the
+wainscot, was a crippled mangle, with its iron crank tilted in the air
+like the elbow of the late Mr. Clem Jaffrey. Sometimes,
+
+ “In the dead vast and middle of the night,”
+
+I used to hear sounds as if some one were turning that rusty crank on
+the sly. This occurred only on particularly cold nights, and I conceived
+the uncomfortable idea that it was the thin family ghosts, from the
+neglected graveyard in the cornfield, keeping themselves warm by running
+each other through the mangle. There was a haunted air about the whole
+place that made it easy for me to believe in the existence of a phantasm
+like Miss Mehetabel's son, who, after all, was less unearthly than Mr.
+Jaffrey himself, and seemed more properly an inhabitant of this globe
+than the toothless ogre who kept the inn, not to mention the silent
+Witch of Endor that cooked our meals for us over the bar-room fire.
+
+In spite of the scowls and winks bestowed upon me by Mr. Sewell, who let
+slip no opportunity to testify his disapprobation of the intimacy,
+Mr. Jaffrey and I spent all our evenings together--those long autumnal
+evenings, through the length of which he talked about the boy, laying
+out his path in life and hedging the path with roses. He should be sent
+to the High School at Portsmouth, and then to college; he should be
+educated like a gentleman, Andy.
+
+“When the old man dies,” remarked Mr. Jaffrey one night, rubbing his
+hands gleefully, as if it were a great joke, “Andy will find that the
+old man has left him a pretty plum.”
+
+“What do you think of having Andy enter West Point, when he 's old
+enough?” said Mr. Jaffrey on another occasion. “He need n't necessarily
+go into the army when he graduates; he can become a civil engineer.”
+
+This was a stroke of flattery so delicate and indirect that I could
+accept it without immodesty.
+
+There had lately sprung up on the corner of Mr. Jaffrey's bureau a small
+tin house, Gothic in architecture and pink in color, with a slit in the
+roof, and the word _Bank_ painted on one façade. Several times in the
+course of an evening Mr. Jaffrey would rise from his chair without
+interrupting the conversation, and gravely drop a nickel into the
+scuttle of the bank. It was pleasant to observe the solemnity of his
+countenance as he approached the edifice, and the air of triumph with
+which he resumed his seat by the fireplace. One night I missed the tin
+bank. It had disappeared, deposits and all, like a real bank. Evidently
+there had been a defalcation on rather a large scale. I strongly
+suspected that Mr. Sewell was at the bottom of it, but my suspicion
+was not shared by Mr. Jaffrey, who, remarking my glance at the bureau,
+became suddenly depressed. “I 'm afraid,” he said, “that I have failed
+to instil into Andrew those principles of integrity which--which”--and
+the old gentleman quite broke down.
+
+Andy was now eight or nine years old, and for some time past, if the
+truth must be told, had given Mr. Jaffrey no inconsiderable trouble;
+what with his impishness and his illnesses, the boy led the pair of us
+a lively dance. I shall not soon forget the anxiety of Mr. Jaffrey the
+night Andy had the scarlet-fever--an anxiety which so infected me that
+I actually returned to the tavern the following afternoon earlier than
+usual, dreading to hear that the little spectre was dead, and greatly
+relieved on meeting Mr. Jaffrey at the door-step with his face wreathed
+in smiles. When I spoke to him of Andy, I was made aware that I was
+inquiring into a case of scarlet-fever that had occurred the year
+before!
+
+It was at this time, towards the end of my second week at Greenton,
+that I noticed what was probably not a new trait--Mr. Jaffrey's curious
+sensitiveness to atmospherical changes. He was as sensitive as a
+barometer. The approach of a storm sent his mercury down instantly. When
+the weather was fair he was hopeful and sunny, and Andy's prospects
+were brilliant. When the weather was overcast and threatening he grew
+restless and despondent, and was afraid that the boy was not going to
+turn out well.
+
+On the Saturday previous to my departure, which had been fixed for
+Monday, it rained heavily all the afternoon, and that night Mr. Jaffrey
+was in an unusually excitable and unhappy frame of mind. His mercury was
+very low indeed.
+
+“That boy is going to the dogs just as fast as he can go,” said Mr.
+Jaffrey, with a woful face. “I can't do anything with him.”
+
+“He'll come out all right, Mr. Jaffrey. Boys will be boys. I would not
+give a snap for a lad without animal spirits.”
+
+“But animal spirits,” said Mr. Jaffrey sententiously, “should n't saw
+off the legs of the piano in Tobias's best parlor. I don't know what
+Tobias will say when he finds it out.”
+
+“What! has Andy sawed off the legs of the old spinet?” I returned,
+laughing. “Worse than that.” “Played upon it, then!” “No, sir. He has
+lied to me!” “I can't believe that of Andy.” “Lied to me, sir,” repeated
+Mr. Jaffrey, severely. “He pledged me his word of honor that he would
+give over his climbing. The way that boy climbs sends a chill down my
+spine. This morning, notwithstanding his solemn promise, he shinned
+up the lightning-rod attached to the extension, and sat astride the
+ridge-pole. I saw him, and he denied it! When a boy you have caressed
+and indulged and lavished pocket-money on lies to you and _will_ climb,
+then there's nothing more to be said. He's a lost child.” “You take too
+dark a view of it, Mr. Jaffrey. Training and education are bound to tell
+in the end, and he has been well brought up.”
+
+“But I did n't bring him up on a lightning-rod, did I? If he is ever
+going to know how to behave, he ought to know now. To-morrow he will be
+eleven years old.”
+
+The reflection came to me that if Andy had not been brought up by the
+rod, he had certainly been brought up by the lightning. He was eleven
+years old in two weeks!
+
+I essayed, with that perspicacious wisdom which seems to be the peculiar
+property of bachelors and elderly maiden ladies, to tranquillize Mr.
+Jaffrey's mind, and to give him some practical hints on the management
+of youth.
+
+“Spank him,” I suggested at last.
+
+“I will!” said the old gentleman.
+
+“And you 'd better do it at once!” I added, as it flashed upon me that
+in six months Andy would be a hundred and forty-three years old!--an age
+at which parental discipline would have to be relaxed.
+
+The next morning. Sunday, the rain came down as if determined to drive
+the quicksilver entirely out of my poor friend. Mr. Jaffrey sat bolt
+upright at the breakfast-table, looking as woe-begone as a bust of
+Dante, and retired to his chamber the moment the meal was finished. As
+the day advanced, the wind veered round to the northeast, and settled
+itself down to work. It was not pleasant to think, and I tried not to
+think, what Mr. Jaffrey's condition would be if the weather did not mend
+its manners by noon; but so far from clearing off at noon, the storm
+increased in violence, and as night set in the wind whistled in a
+spiteful falsetto key, and the rain lashed the old tavern as if it
+were a balky horse that refused to move on. The windows rattled in the
+worm-eaten frames, and the doors of remote rooms, where nobody ever
+went, slammed to in the maddest way. Now and then the tornado, sweeping
+down the side of Mount Agamenticus, bowled across the open country, and
+struck the ancient hostelry point-blank.
+
+Mr. Jaffrey did not appear at supper. I knew that he was expecting me to
+come to his room as usual, and I turned over in my mind a dozen plans
+to evade seeing him that night. The landlord sat at the opposite side
+of the chimney-place, with his eye upon me. I fancy he was aware of the
+effect of this storm on his other boarder, for at intervals, as the wind
+hurled itself against the exposed gable, threatening to burst in the
+windows, Mr. Sewell tipped me an atrocious wink, and displayed his gums
+in a way he had not done since the morning after my arrival at Greenton.
+I wondered if he suspected anything about Andy. There had been odd times
+during the past week when I felt convinced that the existence of Miss
+Mehetabel's son was no secret to Mr. Sewell.
+
+In deference to the gale, the landlord sat up half an hour later than
+was his custom. At half-past eight he went to bed, remarking that he
+thought the old pile would stand till morning.
+
+He had been absent only a few minutes when I heard a rustling at the
+door. I looked up, and beheld Mr. Jaffrey standing on the threshold,
+with his dress in disorder, his scant hair flying, and the wildest
+expression on his face.
+
+“He's gone!” cried Mr. Jaffrey.
+
+“Who? Sewell? Yes, he just went to bed.”
+
+“No, not Tobias--the boy!”
+
+“What, run away?”
+
+“No--he is dead! He has fallen from a step-ladder in the red chamber and
+broken his neck!”
+
+Mr. Jaffrey threw up his hands with a gesture of despair, and
+disappeared. I followed him through the hall, saw him go into his own
+apartment, and heard the bolt of the door drawn to. Then I returned to
+the bar-room, and sat for an hour or two in the ruddy glow of the fire,
+brooding over the strange experience of the last fortnight.
+
+On my way to bed I paused at Mr. Jaf-frey's door, and, in a lull of the
+storm, the measured respiration within told me that the old gentleman
+was sleeping peacefully.
+
+Slumber was coy with me that night. I lay listening to the soughing of
+the wind, and thinking of Mr. Jaffrey's illusion. It had amused me at
+first with its grotesqueness; but now the poor little phantom was dead,
+I was conscious that there had been something pathetic in it all along.
+Shortly after midnight the wind sunk down, coming and going fainter and
+fainter, floating around the eaves of the tavern with an undulating,
+murmurous sound, as if it were turning itself into soft wings to bear
+away the spirit of a little child.
+
+Perhaps nothing that happened during my stay at Bayley's Four-Corners
+took me so completely by surprise as Mr. Jaffrey's radiant countenance
+the next morning. The morning itself was not fresher or sunnier. His
+round face literally shone with geniality and happiness. His eyes
+twinkled like diamonds, and the magnetic light of his hair was turned
+on full. He came into my room while I was packing my valise. He chirped,
+and prattled, and carolled, and was sorry I was going away--but never a
+word about Andy. However, the boy had probably been dead several years
+then!
+
+The open wagon that was to carry me to the station stood at the door;
+Mr. Sewell was placing my case of instruments under the seat, and Mr.
+Jaffrey had gone up to his room to get me a certain newspaper containing
+an account of a remarkable shipwreck on the Auckland Islands. I took the
+opportunity to thank Mr. Sewell for his courtesies to me, and to express
+my regret at leaving him and Mr. Jaffrey.
+
+“I have become very much attached to Mr. Jaffrey,” I said; “he is a most
+interesting person; but that hypothetical boy of his, that son of Miss
+Mehetabel's”--
+
+“Yes, I know!” interrupted Mr. Sewell, testily. “Fell off a step-ladder
+and broke his dratted neck. Eleven year old, was n't he? Always does,
+jest at that point. Next week Silas will begin the whole thing over
+again, if he can get anybody to listen to him.”
+
+“I see. Our amiable friend is a little queer on that subject.”
+
+Mr. Sewell glanced cautiously over his shoulder, and, tapping himself
+significantly on the forehead, said in a low voice,
+
+“Room To Let--Unfurnished!”
+
+
+
+
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Miss Mehetabel's Son, by Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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+Title: Miss Mehetabel's Son
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+Author: Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MISS MEHETABEL'S SON ***
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+Produced by David Widger
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+MISS MEHETABEL'S SON.
+
+By Thomas Bailey Aldrich
+
+Boston And New York Houghton Mifflin Company
+
+Copyright, 1873, 1885, and 1901
+
+
+
+
+I. THE OLD TAVERN AT BAYLEY'S FOUR CORNERS.
+
+You will not find Greenton, or Bayley's Four-Corners, as it is more
+usually designated, on any map of New England that I know of. It is
+not a town; it is not even a village; it is merely an absurd hotel. The
+almost indescribable place called Greenton is at the intersection of
+four roads, in the heart of New Hampshire, twenty miles from the nearest
+settlement of note, and ten miles from any railway station. A good
+location for a hotel, you will say. Precisely; but there has always
+been a hotel there, and for the last dozen years it has been pretty well
+patronized--by one boarder. Not to trifle with an intelligent public, I
+will state at once that, in the early part of this century, Greenton was
+a point at which the mail-coach on the Great Northern Route stopped to
+change horses and allow the passengers to dine. People in the county,
+wishing to take the early mail Portsmouth-ward, put up overnight at the
+old tavern, famous for its irreproachable larder and soft feather-beds.
+The tavern at that time was kept by Jonathan Bayley, who rivalled his
+wallet in growing corpulent, and in due time passed away. At his death
+the establishment, which included a farm, fell into the hands of a
+son-in-law. Now, though Bayley left his son-in-law a hotel--which sounds
+handsome--he left him no guests; for at about the period of the old
+man's death the old stage-coach died also. Apoplexy carried off one, and
+steam the other. Thus, by a sudden swerve in the tide of progress,
+the tavern at the Corners found itself high and dry, like a wreck on a
+sand-bank. Shortly after this event, or maybe contemporaneously, there
+was some attempt to build a town at Green-ton; but it apparently failed,
+if eleven cellars choked up with _dbris_ and overgrown with burdocks
+are any indication of failure. The farm, however, was a good farm, as
+things go in New Hampshire, and Tobias Sewell, the son-in-law, could
+afford to snap his fingers at the travelling public if they came near
+enough--which they never did.
+
+The hotel remains to-day pretty much the same as when Jonathan Bayley
+handed in his accounts in 1840, except that Sewell hasfrom time to time
+sold the furniture of some of the upper chambers to bridal couples
+in the neighborhood. The bar is still open, and the parlor door says
+Parlour in tall black letters. Now and then a passing drover looks in at
+that lonely bar-room, where a high-shouldered bottle of Santa Cruz rum
+ogles with a peculiarly knowing air a shrivelled lemon on a shelf; now
+and then a farmer rides across country to talk crops and stock and take
+a friendly glass with Tobias; and now and then a circus caravan with
+speckled ponies, or a menagerie with a soggy elephant, halts under the
+swinging sign, on which there is a dim mail-coach with four phantomish
+horses driven by a portly gentleman whose head has been washed off
+by the rain. Other customers there are none, except that one regular
+boarder whom have mentioned.
+
+If misery makes a man acquainted with strange bed-fellows, it is equally
+certain that the profession of surveyor and civil engineer often takes
+one into undreamed-of localities. I had never heard of Greenton until
+my duties sent me there, and kept me there two weeks in the dreariest
+season of the year. I do not think I would, of my own volition, have
+selected Greenton for a fortnight's sojourn at any time; but now the
+business is over, I shall never regret the circumstances that made me
+the guest of Tobias Sewell, and brought me into intimate relations with
+Miss Mehetabel's Son.
+
+It was a black October night in the year of grace 1872, that discovered
+me standing in front of the old tavern at the Corners.
+
+Though the ten miles' ride from K------ had been depressing, especially
+the last five miles, on account of the cold autumnal rain that had set
+in, I felt a pang of regret on hearing the rickety open wagon turn round
+in the road and roll off in the darkness. There were no lights visible
+anywhere, and only for the big, shapeless mass of something in front of
+me, which the driver had said was the hotel, I should have fancied that
+I had been set down by the roadside. I was wet to the skin and in no
+amiable humor; and not being able to find bell-pull or knocker, or even
+a door, I belabored the side of the house with my heavy walking-stick.
+In a minute or two I saw a light flickering somewhere aloft, then I
+heard the sound of a window opening, followed by an exclamation of
+disgust as a blast of wind extinguished the candle which had given me
+an instantaneous picture _en silhouette_ of a man leaning out of a
+casement.
+
+"I say, what do you want, down there?" inquired an unprepossessing
+voice.
+
+"I want to come in; I want a supper, and a bed, and numberless things."
+
+"This is n't no time of night to go rousing honest folks out of their
+sleep. Who are you, anyway?"
+
+The question, superficially considered, was a very simple one, and I, of
+all people in the world, ought to have been able to answer it off-hand;
+but it staggered me. Strangely enough, there came drifting across my
+memory the lettering on the back of a metaphysical work which I had
+seen years before on a shelf in the Astor Library. Owing to an
+unpremeditatedly funny collocation of title and author, the lettering
+read as follows: "Who am I? Jones." Evidently it had puzzled Jones to
+know who he was, or he would n't have written a book about it, and come
+to so lame and impotent a conclusion. It certainly puzzled me at that
+instant to define my identity. "Thirty years ago," I reflected, "I was
+nothing; fifty years hence I shall be nothing again, humanly speaking.
+In the mean time, who am I, sure-enough?" It had never before occurred
+to me what an indefinite article I was. I wish it had not occurred to
+me then. Standing there in the rain and darkness, I wrestled vainly with
+the problem, and was constrained to fall back upon a Yankee expedient.
+
+"Isn't this a hotel?" I asked finally,
+
+"Well, it is a sort of hotel," said the voice, doubtfully. My hesitation
+and prevarication had apparently not inspired my interlocutor with
+confidence in me.
+
+"Then let me in. I have just driven over from K------ in this infernal
+rain. I am wet through and through."
+
+"But what do you want here, at the Corners? What's your business? People
+don't come here, leastways in the middle of the night."
+
+"It is n't in the middle of the night," I returned, incensed. "I come
+on business connected with the new road. I 'm the superintendent of the
+works."
+
+"Oh!"
+
+"And if you don't open the door at once, I'll raise the whole
+neighborhood--and then go to the other hotel."
+
+When I said that, I supposed Greenton was a village with a population of
+at least three or four thousand and was wondering vaguely at the absence
+of lights and other signs of human habitation. Surely, I thought, all
+the people cannot be abed and asleep at half past ten o'clock: perhaps I
+am in the business section of the town, among the shops.
+
+"You jest wait," said the voice above.
+
+This request was not devoid of a certain accent of menace, and I braced
+myself for a sortie on the part of the besieged, if he had any such
+hostile intent. Presently a door opened at the very place where I least
+expected a door, at the farther end of the building, in fact, and a man
+in his shirtsleeves, shielding a candle with his left hand, appeared on
+the threshold. I passed quickly into the house, with Mr. Tobias Sewell
+(for this was Mr. Sewell) at my heels, and found myself in a long,
+low-studded bar-room.
+
+There were two chairs drawn up before the hearth, on which a huge
+hemlock backlog was still smouldering, and on the un-painted deal
+counter contiguous stood two cloudy glasses with bits of lemon-peel in
+the bottom, hinting at recent libations. Against the discolored wall
+over the bar hung a yellowed handbill, in a warped frame, announcing
+that "the Next Annual N. H. Agricultural Fair" would take place on the
+10th of September, 1841. There was no other furniture or decoration in
+this dismal apartment, except the cobwebs which festooned the ceiling,
+hanging down here and there like stalactites.
+
+Mr. Sewell set the candlestick on the mantel-shelf, and threw some
+pine-knots on the fire, which immediately broke into a blaze, and
+showed him to be a lank, narrow-chested man, past sixty, with sparse,
+steel-gray hair, and small, deep-set eyes, perfectly round, like a
+fish's, and of no particular color. His chief personal characteristics
+seemed to be too much feet and not enough teeth. His sharply cut,
+but rather simple face, as he turned it towards me, wore a look
+of interrogation. I replied to his mute inquiry by taking out my
+pocket-book and handing him my business-card, which he held up to the
+candle and perused with great deliberation.
+
+"You 're a civil engineer, are you?" he said, displaying his gums, which
+gave his countenance an expression of almost infantile innocence.
+He made no further audible remark, but mumbled between his thin lips
+something which an imaginative person might have construed into "If you
+'re at civil engineer, I 'll be blessed if I would n't like to see an
+uncivil one!"
+
+Mr. Sewell's growl, however, was worse than his bite--owing to his
+lack of teeth probably--for he very good-naturedly set himself to work
+preparing supper for me. After a slice of cold ham, and a warm punch,
+to which my chilled condition gave a grateful flavor, I went to bed in a
+distant chamber in a most amiable mood, feeling satisfied that Jones was
+a donkey to bother himself about his identity.
+
+When I awoke, the sun was several hours high. My bed faced a window, and
+by raising myself on one elbow I could look out on what I expected would
+be the main street. To my astonishment I beheld a lonely country
+road winding up a sterile hill and disappearing over the ridge. In
+a cornfield at the right of the road was a small private graveyard,
+enclosed by a crumbling stonewall with a red gate. The only thing
+suggestive of life was this little corner lot occupied by death. I got
+out of bed and went to the other window. There I had an uninterrupted
+view of twelve miles of open landscape, with Mount Agamenticus in the
+purple distance. Not a house or a spire in sight. "Well," I exclaimed,
+"Greenton does n't appear to be a very closely packed metropolis!" That
+rival hotel with which I had threatened Mr. Sewell overnight was not a
+deadly weapon, looking at it by daylight. "By Jove!" I reflected, "maybe
+I 'm in the wrong place." But there, tacked against a panel of the
+bedroom door, was a faded time-table dated Greenton, August 1, 1839.
+
+I smiled all the time I was dressing, and went smiling down stairs,
+where I found Mr. Sewell, assisted by one of the fair sex in the
+first bloom of her eightieth year, serving breakfast for me on a small
+table--in the bar-room!
+
+"I overslept myself this morning," I remarked apologetically, "and I see
+that I am putting you to some trouble. In future, if you will have me
+called, I will take my meals at the usual _table de hte_."
+
+"At the what?" said Mr. Sewell.
+
+"I mean with the other boarders."
+
+Mr. Sewell paused in the act of lifting a chop from the fire, and,
+resting the point of his fork against the woodwork of the mantelpiece,
+grinned from ear to ear.
+
+"Bless you! there is n't any other boarders. There has n't been anybody
+put up here sence--let me see--sence father-in-law died, and that was in
+the fall of '40. To be sure, there 's Silas; _he_'s a regular boarder;
+but I don't count him."
+
+Mr. Sewell then explained how the tavern had lost its custom when the
+old stage line was broken up by the railroad. The introduction of steam
+was, in Mr. Sewell's estimation, a fatal error. "Jest killed local
+business. Carried it off, I 'm darned if I know where. The whole country
+has been sort o' retrograding ever sence steam was invented."
+
+"You spoke of having one boarder," I said.
+
+"Silas? Yes; he come here the summer 'Tilda died--she that was 'Tilda
+Bayley--and he 's here yet, going on thirteen year. He could n't live
+any longer with the old man. Between you and I, old Clem Jaffrey,
+Silas's father, was a hard nut. Yes," said Mr. Sewell, crooking his
+elbow in inimitable pantomime, "altogether too often. Found dead in the
+road hugging a three-gallon demijohn. _Habeas corpus_ in the barn,"
+added Mr. Sewell, intending, I presume, to intimate that a _post-mortem_
+examination had been deemed necessary. "Silas," he resumed, in that
+respectful tone which one should always adopt when speaking of capital,
+"is a man of considerable property; lives on his interest, and keeps a
+hoss and shay. He 's a great scholar, too, Silas; takes all the
+pe-ri-odicals and the Police Gazette regular."
+
+Mr. Sewell was turning over a third chop, when the door opened and a
+stoutish, middle-aged little gentleman, clad in deep black, stepped into
+the room.
+
+"Silas Jaffrey," said Mr. Sewell, with a comprehensive sweep of his
+arm, picking up me and the new-comer on one fork, so to speak. "Be
+acquainted!"
+
+Mr. Jaffrey advanced briskly, and gave me his hand with unlooked-for
+cordiality. He was a dapper little man, with a head as round and nearly
+as bald as an orange, and not unlike an orange in complexion, either;
+he had twinkling gray eyes and a pronounced Roman nose, the numerous
+freckles upon which were deepened by his funereal dress-coat and
+trousers. He reminded me of Alfred de Musset's blackbird, which, with
+its yellow beak and sombre plumage, looked like an undertaker eating an
+omelet.
+
+"Silas will take care of you," said Mr. Sewell, taking down his hat from
+a peg behind the door. "I 've got the cattle to look after. Tell him, if
+you want anything."
+
+While I ate my breakfast, Mr. Jaffrey hopped up and down the narrow
+bar-room and chirped away as blithely as a bird on a cherry-bough,
+occasionally ruffling with his fingers a slight fringe of auburn hair
+which stood up pertly round his head and seemed to possess a luminous
+quality of its own.
+
+"Don't I find it a little slow up here at the Corners? Not at all, my
+dear sir. I am in the thick of life up here. So many interesting things
+going on all over the world--inventions, discoveries, spirits, railroad
+disasters, mysterious homicides. Poets, murderers, musicians, statesmen,
+distinguished travellers, prodigies of all kinds turning up everywhere.
+Very few events or persons escape me. I take six daily city papers,
+thirteen weekly journals, all the monthly magazines, and two
+quarterlies. I could not get along with less. I could n't if you asked
+me. I never feel lonely. How can I, being on intimate terms, as it were,
+with thousands and thousands of people? There's that young woman out
+West. What an entertaining creature _she_ is!--now in Missouri, now
+in Indiana, and now in Minnesota, always on the go, and all the time
+shedding needles from various parts of her body as if she really enjoyed
+it! Then there 's that versatile patriarch who walks hundreds of miles
+and saws thousands of feet of wood, before breakfast, and shows no signs
+of giving out. Then there's that remarkable, one may say that historical
+colored woman who knew Benjamin Franklin, and fought at the battle of
+Bunk--no, it is the old negro man who fought at Bunker Hill, a mere
+infant, of course, at that period. Really, now, it is quite curious
+to observe how that venerable female slave--formerly an African
+princess--is repeatedly dying in her hundred and eleventh year, and
+coming to life again punctually every six months in the small-type
+paragraphs. Are you aware, sir, that within the last twelve years no
+fewer than two hundred and eighty-seven of General Washington's colored
+coachmen have died?"
+
+For the soul of me I could not tell whether this quaint little gentleman
+was chaffing me or not. I laid down my knife and fork, and stared at
+him.
+
+"Then there are the mathematicians!" he cried vivaciously, without
+waiting for a reply. "I take great interest in them. Hear this!" and Mr.
+Jaffrey drew a newspaper from a pocket in the tail of his coat, and read
+as follows: "_It has been estimated that if all the candles manufactured
+by this eminent firm (Stearine & Co.) were placed end to end, they
+would reach 2 and 7/8 times around the globe_. Of course," continued Mr.
+Jaffrey, folding up the journal reflectively, "abstruse calculations of
+this kind are not, perhaps, of vital importance, but they indicate the
+intellectual activity of the age. Seriously, now," he said, halting in
+front of the table, "what with books and papers and drives about the
+country, I do not find the days too long, though I seldom see any one,
+except when I go over to K------ for my mail. Existence may be very full
+to a man who stands a little aside from the tumult and watches it with
+philosophic eye. Possibly he may see more of the battle than those who
+are in the midst of the action. Once I was struggling with the crowd, as
+eager and undaunted as the best; perhaps I should have been struggling
+still. Indeed, I know my life would have been very different now if I
+had married Mehetabel--if I had married Mehetabel."
+
+His vivacity was gone, a sudden cloud had come over his bright face, his
+figure seemed to have collapsed, the light seemed to have faded out
+of his hair. With a shuffling step, the very antithesis of his brisk,
+elastic tread, he turned to the door and passed into the road.
+
+"Well," I said to myself, "if Greenton had forty thousand inhabitants,
+it could n't turn out a more astonishing old party than that!"
+
+
+
+
+II. THE CASE OF SILAS JAFFREY.
+
+A man with a passion for _bric--brac_ is always stumbling over antique
+bronzes, intaglios, mosaics, and daggers of the time of Benvenuto
+Cellini; the bibliophile finds creamy vellum folios and rare Alduses and
+Elzevirs waiting for him at unsuspected bookstalls; the numismatist has
+but to stretch forth his palm to have priceless coins drop into it. My
+own weakness is odd people, and I am constantly encountering them.
+It was plain that I had unearthed a couple of very queer specimens at
+Bayley's Four-Corners. I saw that a fortnight afforded me too brief an
+opportunity to develop the richness of both, and I resolved to devote
+my spare time to Mr. Jaffrey alone, instinctively recognizing in him
+an unfamiliar species. My professional work in the vicinity of Greenton
+left my evenings and occasionally an afternoon unoccupied; these
+intervals I purposed to employ in studying and classifying my
+fellow-boarder. It was necessary, as a preliminary step, to learn
+something of his previous history, and to this end I addressed myself to
+Mr. Sewell that same night.
+
+"I do not want to seem inquisitive," I said to the landlord, as he was
+fastening up the bar, which, by the way, was the _salle manger_ and
+general sitting-room--"I do not want to seem inquisitive, but
+your friend Mr. Jaffrey dropped a remark this morning at breakfast
+which--which was not altogether clear to me."
+
+"About Mehetabel?" asked Mr. Sewell, uneasily.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Well, I wish he would n't!"
+
+"He was friendly enough in the course of conversation to hint to me that
+he had not married the young woman, and seemed to regret it."
+
+"No, he did n't marry Mehetabel."
+
+"May I inquire _why_ he did n't marry Mehetabel?"
+
+"Never asked her. Might have married the girl forty times. Old Elkins's
+daughter, over at K------. She 'd have had him quick enough. Seven
+years, off and on, he kept company with Mehetabel, and then she died."
+
+"And he never asked her?"
+
+"He shilly-shallied. Perhaps he did n't think of it. When she was dead
+and gone, then Silas was struck all of a heap--and that's all about it."
+
+Obviously Mr. Sewell did not intend to tell me anything more, and
+obviously there was more to tell. The topic was plainly disagreeable to
+him for some reason or other, and that unknown reason of course piqued
+my curiosity.
+
+As I was absent from dinner and supper that day, I did not meet Mr.
+Jaffrey again until the following morning at breakfast. He had recovered
+his bird-like manner, and was full of a mysterious assassination that
+had just taken place in New York, all the thrilling details of which
+were at his fingers' ends. It was at once comical and sad to see this
+harmless old gentleman with his nave, benevolent countenance, and his
+thin hair flaming up in a semicircle, like the footlights at a theatre,
+revelling in the intricacies of the unmentionable deed.
+
+"You come up to my room to-night," he cried, with horrid glee, "and I
+'ll give you my theory of the murder. I 'll make it as clear as day to
+you that it was the detective himself who fired the three pistol-shots."
+
+It was not so much the desire to have this point elucidated as to make
+a closer study of Mr. Jaffrey that led me to accept his invitation.
+Mr. Jaffrey's bedroom was in an L of the building, and was in no way
+noticeable except for the numerous files of newspapers neatly arranged
+against the blank spaces of the walls, and a huge pile of old magazines
+which stood in one corner, reaching nearly up to the ceiling, and
+threatening to topple over each instant, like the Leaning Tower at Pisa.
+There were green paper shades at the windows, some faded chintz valances
+about the bed, and two or three easy-chairs covered with chintz. On
+a black-walnut shelf between the windows lay a choice collection of
+meerschaum and brier-wood pipes.
+
+Filling one of the chocolate-colored bowls for me and another for
+himself, Mr. Jaffrey began prattling; but not about the murder, which
+appeared to have flown out of his mind. In fact, I do not remember that
+the topic was even touched upon, either then or afterwards.
+
+"Cosey nest this," said Mr. Jaffrey, glancing complacently over the
+apartment. "What is more cheerful, now, in the fall of the year, than an
+open wood-fire? Do you hear those little chirps and twitters coming
+out of that piece of apple-wood? Those are the ghosts of the robins and
+bluebirds that sang upon the bough when it was in blossom last spring.
+In summer whole flocks of them come fluttering about the fruit-trees
+under the window: so I have singing birds all the year round. I take
+it very easy here, I can tell you, summer and winter. Not much society.
+Tobias is not, perhaps, what one would term a great intellectual force,
+but he means well. He 's a realist--believes in coming down to what he
+calls 'the hard pan;' but his heart is in the right place, and he 's
+very kind to me. The wisest thing I ever did in my life was to sell out
+my grain business over at K------, thirteen years ago, and settle down
+at the Corners. When a man has made a competency, what does he want
+more? Besides, at that time an event occurred which destroyed any
+ambition I may have had. Mehetabel died." "The lady you were engaged
+to?" "N-o, not precisely engaged. I think it was quite understood
+between us, though nothing had been said on the subject. Typhoid," added
+Mr. Jaffrey, in a low voice.
+
+For several minutes he smoked in silence, a vague, troubled look playing
+over his countenance. Presently this passed away, and he fixed his gray
+eyes speculatively upon my face.
+
+"If I had married Mehetabel," said Mr. Jaffrey, slowly, and then he
+hesitated. I blew a ring of smoke into the air, and, resting my pipe
+on my knee, dropped into an attitude of attention. "If I had married
+Mehetabel, you know, we should have had--ahem!--a family."
+
+"Very likely," I assented, vastly amused at this unexpected turn.
+
+"A Boy!" exclaimed Mr. Jaffrey, explosively.
+
+"By all means, certainly, a son."
+
+"Great trouble about naming the boy. Mehetabel's family want him named
+Elkanah Elkins, after her grandfather; I want him named Andrew Jackson.
+We compromise by christening him Elkanah Elkins Andrew Jackson Jaffrey.
+Rather a long name for such a short little fellow," said Mr. Jaffrey,
+musingly.
+
+"Andy is n't a bad nickname," I suggested.
+
+"Not at all. We call him Andy, in the family. Somewhat fractious at
+first--colic and things. I suppose it is right, or it would n't be so;
+but the usefulness of measles, mumps, croup, whooping-cough, scarlatina,
+and fits is not clear to the parental eye. I wish Andy would be a model
+infant, and dodge the whole lot."
+
+This supposititious child, born within the last few minutes, was plainly
+assuming the proportions of a reality to Mr. Jaffrey. I began to feel a
+little uncomfortable. I am, as I have said, a civil engineer, and it is
+not strictly in my line to assist at the births of infants, imaginary or
+otherwise. I pulled away vigorously at the pipe, and said nothing.
+
+"What large blue eyes he has," resumed Mr. Jaffrey, after a pause;
+"just like Hetty's; and the fair hair, too, like hers. How oddly certain
+distinctive features are handed down in families! Sometimes a mouth,
+sometimes a turn of the eyebrow. Wicked little boys over at K------ have
+now and then derisively advised me to follow my nose. It would be an
+interesting thing to do. I should find my nose flying about the world,
+turning up unexpectedly here and there, dodging this branch of the
+family and re-appearing in that, now jumping over one greatgrandchild to
+fasten itself upon another, and never losing its individuality. Look
+at Andy. There 's Elkanah Elkins's chin to the life. Andy's chin is
+probably older than the Pyramids. Poor little thing," he cried, with
+sudden indescribable tenderness, "to lose his mother so early!" And Mr.
+Jaf-frey's head sunk upon his breast, and his shoulders slanted forward,
+as if he were actually bending over the cradle of the child. The whole
+gesture and attitude was so natural that it startled me. The pipe
+slipped from my fingers and fell to the floor.
+
+"Hush!" whispered Mr. Jaffrey, with a deprecating motion of his hand.
+"Andy's asleep!"
+
+He rose softly from the chair and, walking across the room on tiptoe,
+drew down the shade at the window through which the moonlight was
+streaming. Then he returned to his seat, and remained gazing with
+half-closed eyes into the dropping embers.
+
+I refilled my pipe and smoked in profound silence, wondering what would
+come next.
+
+But nothing came next. Mr. Jaffrey had fallen into so brown a study
+that, a quarter of an hour afterwards, when I wished him good-night and
+withdrew, I do not think he noticed my departure.
+
+I am not what is called a man of imagination; it is my habit to exclude
+most things not capable of mathematical demonstration; but I am not
+without a certain psychological insight, and I think I understood Mr.
+Jaffrey's case. I could easily understand how a man with an unhealthy,
+sensitive nature, overwhelmed by sudden calamity, might take refuge in
+some forlorn place like this old tavern, and dream his life away. To
+such a man--brooding forever on what might have been and dwelling wholly
+in the realm of his fancies--the actual world might indeed become as a
+dream, and nothing seem real but his illusions. I dare say that thirteen
+years of Bayley's Four-Corners would have its effect upon me; though
+instead of conjuring up golden-haired children of the Madonna, I should
+probably see gnomes and kobolds, and goblins engaged in hoisting false
+signals and misplacing switches for midnight express trains.
+
+"No doubt," I said to myself that night, as I lay in bed, thinking over
+the matter, "this once possible but now impossible child is a great
+comfort to the old gentleman--a greater comfort, perhaps, than a real
+son would be. Maybe Andy will vanish with the shades and mists of night,
+he's such an unsubstantial infant; but if he does n't, and Mr. Jaffrey
+finds pleasure in talking to me about his son, I shall humor the old
+fellow. It would n't be a Christian act to knock over his harmless
+fancy."
+
+I was very impatient to see if Mr. Jaffrey's illusion would stand the
+test of daylight. It did. Elkanah Elkins Andrew Jackson Jaffrey was, so
+to speak, alive and kicking the next morning. On taking his seat at
+the breakfast-table, Mr. Jaffrey whispered to me that Andy had had a
+comfortable night.
+
+"Silas!" said Mr. Sewell, sharply, "what are you whispering about?"
+
+Mr. Sewell was in an ill-humor; perhaps he was jealous because I had
+passed the evening in Mr. Jaffrey's room; but surely Mr. Sewell could
+not expect his boarders to go to bed at eight o'clock every night, as he
+did. From time to time during the meal Mr. Sewell regarded me unkindly
+out of the corner of his eye, and in helping me to the parsnips he
+poniarded them with quite a suggestive air. All this, however, did not
+prevent me from repairing to the door of Mr. Jaffrey's snuggery when
+night came.
+
+"Well, Mr. Jaffrey, how 's Andy this evening?"
+
+"Got a tooth!" cried Mr. Jaffrey, vivaciously.
+
+"No!"
+
+"Yes, he has! Just through. Gave the nurse a silver dollar. Standing
+reward for first tooth."
+
+It was on the tip of my tongue to express surprise that an infant a day
+old should cut a tooth, when I suddenly recollected that Richard III.
+was born with teeth. Feeling myself to be on unfamiliar ground, I
+suppressed my criticism. It was well I did so, for in the next breath I
+was advised that half a year had elapsed since the previous evening.
+
+"Andy 's had a hard six months of it," said Mr. Jaffrey, with the
+well-known narrative air of fathers. "We 've brought him up by hand. His
+grandfather, by the way, was brought up by the bottle"--and brought down
+by it, too, I added mentally, recalling Mr. Sewell's account of the old
+gentleman's tragic end.
+
+Mr. Jaffrey then went on to give me a history of Andy's first six
+months, omitting no detail however insignificant or irrelevant. This
+history I would in turn inflict upon the reader, if I were only certain
+that he is one of those dreadful parents who, under the aegis of
+friendship, bore you at a streets corner with that remarkable thing
+which Freddy said the other day, and insist on singing to you, at an
+evening parly, the Iliad of Tommy's woes.
+
+But to inflict this _enfantillage_ upon the unmarried reader would be
+an act of wanton cruelty. So I pass over that part of Andy's biography,
+and, for the same reason, make no record of the next four or five
+interviews I had with Mr. Jaffrey. It will be sufficient to state
+that Andy glided from extreme infancy to early youth with astonishing
+celerity--at the rate of one year per night, if I remember correctly;
+and--must I confess it?--before the week came to an end, this invisible
+hobgoblin of a boy was only little less of a reality to me than to Mr.
+Jaffrey.
+
+At first I had lent myself to the old dreamer's whim with a keen
+perception of the humor of the thing; but by and by I found that I
+was talking and thinking of Miss Mehetabel's son as though he were a
+veritable personage. Mr. Jafifrey spoke of the child with such an air of
+conviction!--as if Andy were playing among his toys in the next room, or
+making mud-pies down in the yard. In these conversations, it should be
+observed, the child was never supposed to be present, except on that
+single occasion when Mr. Jafifrey leaned over the cradle. After one of
+our _sances_ I would lie awake until the small hours, thinking of the
+boy, and then fall asleep only to have indigestible dreams about him.
+Through the day, and sometimes in the midst of complicated calculations,
+I would catch myself wondering what Andy was up to now! There was no
+shaking him off; he became an inseparable nightmare to me; and I felt
+that if I remained much longer at Bayley's Four-Corners I should
+turn into just such another bald-headed, mild-eyed visionary as Silas
+Jaffrey.
+
+Then the tavern was a grewsome old shell any way, full of unaccountable
+noises after dark--rustlings of garments along unfrequented passages,
+and stealthy footfalls in unoccupied chambers overhead. I never knew of
+an old house without these mysterious noises. Next to my bedroom was a
+musty, dismantled apartment, in one corner of which, leaning against the
+wainscot, was a crippled mangle, with its iron crank tilted in the air
+like the elbow of the late Mr. Clem Jaffrey. Sometimes,
+
+ "In the dead vast and middle of the night,"
+
+I used to hear sounds as if some one were turning that rusty crank on
+the sly. This occurred only on particularly cold nights, and I conceived
+the uncomfortable idea that it was the thin family ghosts, from the
+neglected graveyard in the cornfield, keeping themselves warm by running
+each other through the mangle. There was a haunted air about the whole
+place that made it easy for me to believe in the existence of a phantasm
+like Miss Mehetabel's son, who, after all, was less unearthly than Mr.
+Jaffrey himself, and seemed more properly an inhabitant of this globe
+than the toothless ogre who kept the inn, not to mention the silent
+Witch of Endor that cooked our meals for us over the bar-room fire.
+
+In spite of the scowls and winks bestowed upon me by Mr. Sewell, who let
+slip no opportunity to testify his disapprobation of the intimacy,
+Mr. Jaffrey and I spent all our evenings together--those long autumnal
+evenings, through the length of which he talked about the boy, laying
+out his path in life and hedging the path with roses. He should be sent
+to the High School at Portsmouth, and then to college; he should be
+educated like a gentleman, Andy.
+
+"When the old man dies," remarked Mr. Jaffrey one night, rubbing his
+hands gleefully, as if it were a great joke, "Andy will find that the
+old man has left him a pretty plum."
+
+"What do you think of having Andy enter West Point, when he 's old
+enough?" said Mr. Jaffrey on another occasion. "He need n't necessarily
+go into the army when he graduates; he can become a civil engineer."
+
+This was a stroke of flattery so delicate and indirect that I could
+accept it without immodesty.
+
+There had lately sprung up on the corner of Mr. Jaffrey's bureau a small
+tin house, Gothic in architecture and pink in color, with a slit in the
+roof, and the word _Bank_ painted on one faade. Several times in the
+course of an evening Mr. Jaffrey would rise from his chair without
+interrupting the conversation, and gravely drop a nickel into the
+scuttle of the bank. It was pleasant to observe the solemnity of his
+countenance as he approached the edifice, and the air of triumph with
+which he resumed his seat by the fireplace. One night I missed the tin
+bank. It had disappeared, deposits and all, like a real bank. Evidently
+there had been a defalcation on rather a large scale. I strongly
+suspected that Mr. Sewell was at the bottom of it, but my suspicion
+was not shared by Mr. Jaffrey, who, remarking my glance at the bureau,
+became suddenly depressed. "I 'm afraid," he said, "that I have failed
+to instil into Andrew those principles of integrity which--which"--and
+the old gentleman quite broke down.
+
+Andy was now eight or nine years old, and for some time past, if the
+truth must be told, had given Mr. Jaffrey no inconsiderable trouble;
+what with his impishness and his illnesses, the boy led the pair of us
+a lively dance. I shall not soon forget the anxiety of Mr. Jaffrey the
+night Andy had the scarlet-fever--an anxiety which so infected me that
+I actually returned to the tavern the following afternoon earlier than
+usual, dreading to hear that the little spectre was dead, and greatly
+relieved on meeting Mr. Jaffrey at the door-step with his face wreathed
+in smiles. When I spoke to him of Andy, I was made aware that I was
+inquiring into a case of scarlet-fever that had occurred the year
+before!
+
+It was at this time, towards the end of my second week at Greenton,
+that I noticed what was probably not a new trait--Mr. Jaffrey's curious
+sensitiveness to atmospherical changes. He was as sensitive as a
+barometer. The approach of a storm sent his mercury down instantly. When
+the weather was fair he was hopeful and sunny, and Andy's prospects
+were brilliant. When the weather was overcast and threatening he grew
+restless and despondent, and was afraid that the boy was not going to
+turn out well.
+
+On the Saturday previous to my departure, which had been fixed for
+Monday, it rained heavily all the afternoon, and that night Mr. Jaffrey
+was in an unusually excitable and unhappy frame of mind. His mercury was
+very low indeed.
+
+"That boy is going to the dogs just as fast as he can go," said Mr.
+Jaffrey, with a woful face. "I can't do anything with him."
+
+"He'll come out all right, Mr. Jaffrey. Boys will be boys. I would not
+give a snap for a lad without animal spirits."
+
+"But animal spirits," said Mr. Jaffrey sententiously, "should n't saw
+off the legs of the piano in Tobias's best parlor. I don't know what
+Tobias will say when he finds it out."
+
+"What! has Andy sawed off the legs of the old spinet?" I returned,
+laughing. "Worse than that." "Played upon it, then!" "No, sir. He has
+lied to me!" "I can't believe that of Andy." "Lied to me, sir," repeated
+Mr. Jaffrey, severely. "He pledged me his word of honor that he would
+give over his climbing. The way that boy climbs sends a chill down my
+spine. This morning, notwithstanding his solemn promise, he shinned
+up the lightning-rod attached to the extension, and sat astride the
+ridge-pole. I saw him, and he denied it! When a boy you have caressed
+and indulged and lavished pocket-money on lies to you and _will_ climb,
+then there's nothing more to be said. He's a lost child." "You take too
+dark a view of it, Mr. Jaffrey. Training and education are bound to tell
+in the end, and he has been well brought up."
+
+"But I did n't bring him up on a lightning-rod, did I? If he is ever
+going to know how to behave, he ought to know now. To-morrow he will be
+eleven years old."
+
+The reflection came to me that if Andy had not been brought up by the
+rod, he had certainly been brought up by the lightning. He was eleven
+years old in two weeks!
+
+I essayed, with that perspicacious wisdom which seems to be the peculiar
+property of bachelors and elderly maiden ladies, to tranquillize Mr.
+Jaffrey's mind, and to give him some practical hints on the management
+of youth.
+
+"Spank him," I suggested at last.
+
+"I will!" said the old gentleman.
+
+"And you 'd better do it at once!" I added, as it flashed upon me that
+in six months Andy would be a hundred and forty-three years old!--an age
+at which parental discipline would have to be relaxed.
+
+The next morning. Sunday, the rain came down as if determined to drive
+the quicksilver entirely out of my poor friend. Mr. Jaffrey sat bolt
+upright at the breakfast-table, looking as woe-begone as a bust of
+Dante, and retired to his chamber the moment the meal was finished. As
+the day advanced, the wind veered round to the northeast, and settled
+itself down to work. It was not pleasant to think, and I tried not to
+think, what Mr. Jaffrey's condition would be if the weather did not mend
+its manners by noon; but so far from clearing off at noon, the storm
+increased in violence, and as night set in the wind whistled in a
+spiteful falsetto key, and the rain lashed the old tavern as if it
+were a balky horse that refused to move on. The windows rattled in the
+worm-eaten frames, and the doors of remote rooms, where nobody ever
+went, slammed to in the maddest way. Now and then the tornado, sweeping
+down the side of Mount Agamenticus, bowled across the open country, and
+struck the ancient hostelry point-blank.
+
+Mr. Jaffrey did not appear at supper. I knew that he was expecting me to
+come to his room as usual, and I turned over in my mind a dozen plans
+to evade seeing him that night. The landlord sat at the opposite side
+of the chimney-place, with his eye upon me. I fancy he was aware of the
+effect of this storm on his other boarder, for at intervals, as the wind
+hurled itself against the exposed gable, threatening to burst in the
+windows, Mr. Sewell tipped me an atrocious wink, and displayed his gums
+in a way he had not done since the morning after my arrival at Greenton.
+I wondered if he suspected anything about Andy. There had been odd times
+during the past week when I felt convinced that the existence of Miss
+Mehetabel's son was no secret to Mr. Sewell.
+
+In deference to the gale, the landlord sat up half an hour later than
+was his custom. At half-past eight he went to bed, remarking that he
+thought the old pile would stand till morning.
+
+He had been absent only a few minutes when I heard a rustling at the
+door. I looked up, and beheld Mr. Jaffrey standing on the threshold,
+with his dress in disorder, his scant hair flying, and the wildest
+expression on his face.
+
+"He's gone!" cried Mr. Jaffrey.
+
+"Who? Sewell? Yes, he just went to bed."
+
+"No, not Tobias--the boy!"
+
+"What, run away?"
+
+"No--he is dead! He has fallen from a step-ladder in the red chamber and
+broken his neck!"
+
+Mr. Jaffrey threw up his hands with a gesture of despair, and
+disappeared. I followed him through the hall, saw him go into his own
+apartment, and heard the bolt of the door drawn to. Then I returned to
+the bar-room, and sat for an hour or two in the ruddy glow of the fire,
+brooding over the strange experience of the last fortnight.
+
+On my way to bed I paused at Mr. Jaf-frey's door, and, in a lull of the
+storm, the measured respiration within told me that the old gentleman
+was sleeping peacefully.
+
+Slumber was coy with me that night. I lay listening to the soughing of
+the wind, and thinking of Mr. Jaffrey's illusion. It had amused me at
+first with its grotesqueness; but now the poor little phantom was dead,
+I was conscious that there had been something pathetic in it all along.
+Shortly after midnight the wind sunk down, coming and going fainter and
+fainter, floating around the eaves of the tavern with an undulating,
+murmurous sound, as if it were turning itself into soft wings to bear
+away the spirit of a little child.
+
+Perhaps nothing that happened during my stay at Bayley's Four-Corners
+took me so completely by surprise as Mr. Jaffrey's radiant countenance
+the next morning. The morning itself was not fresher or sunnier. His
+round face literally shone with geniality and happiness. His eyes
+twinkled like diamonds, and the magnetic light of his hair was turned
+on full. He came into my room while I was packing my valise. He chirped,
+and prattled, and carolled, and was sorry I was going away--but never a
+word about Andy. However, the boy had probably been dead several years
+then!
+
+The open wagon that was to carry me to the station stood at the door;
+Mr. Sewell was placing my case of instruments under the seat, and Mr.
+Jaffrey had gone up to his room to get me a certain newspaper containing
+an account of a remarkable shipwreck on the Auckland Islands. I took the
+opportunity to thank Mr. Sewell for his courtesies to me, and to express
+my regret at leaving him and Mr. Jaffrey.
+
+"I have become very much attached to Mr. Jaffrey," I said; "he is a most
+interesting person; but that hypothetical boy of his, that son of Miss
+Mehetabel's"--
+
+"Yes, I know!" interrupted Mr. Sewell, testily. "Fell off a step-ladder
+and broke his dratted neck. Eleven year old, was n't he? Always does,
+jest at that point. Next week Silas will begin the whole thing over
+again, if he can get anybody to listen to him."
+
+"I see. Our amiable friend is a little queer on that subject."
+
+Mr. Sewell glanced cautiously over his shoulder, and, tapping himself
+significantly on the forehead, said in a low voice,
+
+"Room To Let--Unfurnished!"
+
+
+
+
+
+
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+Title: Miss Mehetabel's Son
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+ <div style="height: 8em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ MISS MEHETABEL'S SON.
+ </h1>
+ <h2>
+ By Thomas Bailey Aldrich
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ Boston And New York Houghton Mifflin Company
+ </h3>
+ <h4>
+ Copyright, 1873, 1885, and 1901
+ </h4>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ Contents
+ </h2>
+ <table summary="">
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> I. THE OLD TAVERN AT BAYLEY'S FOUR
+ CORNERS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> II. THE CASE OF SILAS JAFFREY. </a>
+ </p>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ I. THE OLD TAVERN AT BAYLEY'S FOUR CORNERS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ You will not find Greenton, or Bayley's Four-Corners, as it is more
+ usually designated, on any map of New England that I know of. It is not a
+ town; it is not even a village; it is merely an absurd hotel. The almost
+ indescribable place called Greenton is at the intersection of four roads,
+ in the heart of New Hampshire, twenty miles from the nearest settlement of
+ note, and ten miles from any railway station. A good location for a hotel,
+ you will say. Precisely; but there has always been a hotel there, and for
+ the last dozen years it has been pretty well patronized&mdash;by one
+ boarder. Not to trifle with an intelligent public, I will state at once
+ that, in the early part of this century, Greenton was a point at which the
+ mail-coach on the Great Northern Route stopped to change horses and allow
+ the passengers to dine. People in the county, wishing to take the early
+ mail Portsmouth-ward, put up overnight at the old tavern, famous for its
+ irreproachable larder and soft feather-beds. The tavern at that time was
+ kept by Jonathan Bayley, who rivalled his wallet in growing corpulent, and
+ in due time passed away. At his death the establishment, which included a
+ farm, fell into the hands of a son-in-law. Now, though Bayley left his
+ son-in-law a hotel&mdash;which sounds handsome&mdash;he left him no
+ guests; for at about the period of the old man's death the old stage-coach
+ died also. Apoplexy carried off one, and steam the other. Thus, by a
+ sudden swerve in the tide of progress, the tavern at the Corners found
+ itself high and dry, like a wreck on a sand-bank. Shortly after this
+ event, or maybe contemporaneously, there was some attempt to build a town
+ at Green-ton; but it apparently failed, if eleven cellars choked up with
+ <i>débris</i> and overgrown with burdocks are any indication of failure.
+ The farm, however, was a good farm, as things go in New Hampshire, and
+ Tobias Sewell, the son-in-law, could afford to snap his fingers at the
+ travelling public if they came near enough&mdash;which they never did.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hotel remains to-day pretty much the same as when Jonathan Bayley
+ handed in his accounts in 1840, except that Sewell hasfrom time to time
+ sold the furniture of some of the upper chambers to bridal couples in the
+ neighborhood. The bar is still open, and the parlor door says Parlour in
+ tall black letters. Now and then a passing drover looks in at that lonely
+ bar-room, where a high-shouldered bottle of Santa Cruz rum ogles with a
+ peculiarly knowing air a shrivelled lemon on a shelf; now and then a
+ farmer rides across country to talk crops and stock and take a friendly
+ glass with Tobias; and now and then a circus caravan with speckled ponies,
+ or a menagerie with a soggy elephant, halts under the swinging sign, on
+ which there is a dim mail-coach with four phantomish horses driven by a
+ portly gentleman whose head has been washed off by the rain. Other
+ customers there are none, except that one regular boarder whom have
+ mentioned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If misery makes a man acquainted with strange bed-fellows, it is equally
+ certain that the profession of surveyor and civil engineer often takes one
+ into undreamed-of localities. I had never heard of Greenton until my
+ duties sent me there, and kept me there two weeks in the dreariest season
+ of the year. I do not think I would, of my own volition, have selected
+ Greenton for a fortnight's sojourn at any time; but now the business is
+ over, I shall never regret the circumstances that made me the guest of
+ Tobias Sewell, and brought me into intimate relations with Miss
+ Mehetabel's Son.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a black October night in the year of grace 1872, that discovered me
+ standing in front of the old tavern at the Corners.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Though the ten miles' ride from K&mdash;&mdash;&mdash; had been
+ depressing, especially the last five miles, on account of the cold
+ autumnal rain that had set in, I felt a pang of regret on hearing the
+ rickety open wagon turn round in the road and roll off in the darkness.
+ There were no lights visible anywhere, and only for the big, shapeless
+ mass of something in front of me, which the driver had said was the hotel,
+ I should have fancied that I had been set down by the roadside. I was wet
+ to the skin and in no amiable humor; and not being able to find bell-pull
+ or knocker, or even a door, I belabored the side of the house with my
+ heavy walking-stick. In a minute or two I saw a light flickering somewhere
+ aloft, then I heard the sound of a window opening, followed by an
+ exclamation of disgust as a blast of wind extinguished the candle which
+ had given me an instantaneous picture <i>en silhouette</i> of a man
+ leaning out of a casement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I say, what do you want, down there?&rdquo; inquired an unprepossessing voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I want to come in; I want a supper, and a bed, and numberless things.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This is n't no time of night to go rousing honest folks out of their
+ sleep. Who are you, anyway?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The question, superficially considered, was a very simple one, and I, of
+ all people in the world, ought to have been able to answer it off-hand;
+ but it staggered me. Strangely enough, there came drifting across my
+ memory the lettering on the back of a metaphysical work which I had seen
+ years before on a shelf in the Astor Library. Owing to an unpremeditatedly
+ funny collocation of title and author, the lettering read as follows: &ldquo;Who
+ am I? Jones.&rdquo; Evidently it had puzzled Jones to know who he was, or he
+ would n't have written a book about it, and come to so lame and impotent a
+ conclusion. It certainly puzzled me at that instant to define my identity.
+ &ldquo;Thirty years ago,&rdquo; I reflected, &ldquo;I was nothing; fifty years hence I shall
+ be nothing again, humanly speaking. In the mean time, who am I,
+ sure-enough?&rdquo; It had never before occurred to me what an indefinite
+ article I was. I wish it had not occurred to me then. Standing there in
+ the rain and darkness, I wrestled vainly with the problem, and was
+ constrained to fall back upon a Yankee expedient.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Isn't this a hotel?&rdquo; I asked finally,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it is a sort of hotel,&rdquo; said the voice, doubtfully. My hesitation
+ and prevarication had apparently not inspired my interlocutor with
+ confidence in me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then let me in. I have just driven over from K&mdash;&mdash;&mdash; in
+ this infernal rain. I am wet through and through.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But what do you want here, at the Corners? What's your business? People
+ don't come here, leastways in the middle of the night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is n't in the middle of the night,&rdquo; I returned, incensed. &ldquo;I come on
+ business connected with the new road. I 'm the superintendent of the
+ works.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And if you don't open the door at once, I'll raise the whole neighborhood&mdash;and
+ then go to the other hotel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I said that, I supposed Greenton was a village with a population of
+ at least three or four thousand and was wondering vaguely at the absence
+ of lights and other signs of human habitation. Surely, I thought, all the
+ people cannot be abed and asleep at half past ten o'clock: perhaps I am in
+ the business section of the town, among the shops.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You jest wait,&rdquo; said the voice above.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This request was not devoid of a certain accent of menace, and I braced
+ myself for a sortie on the part of the besieged, if he had any such
+ hostile intent. Presently a door opened at the very place where I least
+ expected a door, at the farther end of the building, in fact, and a man in
+ his shirtsleeves, shielding a candle with his left hand, appeared on the
+ threshold. I passed quickly into the house, with Mr. Tobias Sewell (for
+ this was Mr. Sewell) at my heels, and found myself in a long, low-studded
+ bar-room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There were two chairs drawn up before the hearth, on which a huge hemlock
+ backlog was still smouldering, and on the un-painted deal counter
+ contiguous stood two cloudy glasses with bits of lemon-peel in the bottom,
+ hinting at recent libations. Against the discolored wall over the bar hung
+ a yellowed handbill, in a warped frame, announcing that &ldquo;the Next Annual
+ N. H. Agricultural Fair&rdquo; would take place on the 10th of September, 1841.
+ There was no other furniture or decoration in this dismal apartment,
+ except the cobwebs which festooned the ceiling, hanging down here and
+ there like stalactites.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell set the candlestick on the mantel-shelf, and threw some
+ pine-knots on the fire, which immediately broke into a blaze, and showed
+ him to be a lank, narrow-chested man, past sixty, with sparse, steel-gray
+ hair, and small, deep-set eyes, perfectly round, like a fish's, and of no
+ particular color. His chief personal characteristics seemed to be too much
+ feet and not enough teeth. His sharply cut, but rather simple face, as he
+ turned it towards me, wore a look of interrogation. I replied to his mute
+ inquiry by taking out my pocket-book and handing him my business-card,
+ which he held up to the candle and perused with great deliberation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You 're a civil engineer, are you?&rdquo; he said, displaying his gums, which
+ gave his countenance an expression of almost infantile innocence. He made
+ no further audible remark, but mumbled between his thin lips something
+ which an imaginative person might have construed into &ldquo;If you 're at civil
+ engineer, I 'll be blessed if I would n't like to see an uncivil one!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell's growl, however, was worse than his bite&mdash;owing to his
+ lack of teeth probably&mdash;for he very good-naturedly set himself to
+ work preparing supper for me. After a slice of cold ham, and a warm punch,
+ to which my chilled condition gave a grateful flavor, I went to bed in a
+ distant chamber in a most amiable mood, feeling satisfied that Jones was a
+ donkey to bother himself about his identity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I awoke, the sun was several hours high. My bed faced a window, and
+ by raising myself on one elbow I could look out on what I expected would
+ be the main street. To my astonishment I beheld a lonely country road
+ winding up a sterile hill and disappearing over the ridge. In a cornfield
+ at the right of the road was a small private graveyard, enclosed by a
+ crumbling stonewall with a red gate. The only thing suggestive of life was
+ this little corner lot occupied by death. I got out of bed and went to the
+ other window. There I had an uninterrupted view of twelve miles of open
+ landscape, with Mount Agamenticus in the purple distance. Not a house or a
+ spire in sight. &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I exclaimed, &ldquo;Greenton does n't appear to be a
+ very closely packed metropolis!&rdquo; That rival hotel with which I had
+ threatened Mr. Sewell overnight was not a deadly weapon, looking at it by
+ daylight. &ldquo;By Jove!&rdquo; I reflected, &ldquo;maybe I 'm in the wrong place.&rdquo; But
+ there, tacked against a panel of the bedroom door, was a faded time-table
+ dated Greenton, August 1, 1839.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I smiled all the time I was dressing, and went smiling down stairs, where
+ I found Mr. Sewell, assisted by one of the fair sex in the first bloom of
+ her eightieth year, serving breakfast for me on a small table&mdash;in the
+ bar-room!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I overslept myself this morning,&rdquo; I remarked apologetically, &ldquo;and I see
+ that I am putting you to some trouble. In future, if you will have me
+ called, I will take my meals at the usual <i>table de hôte</i>.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At the what?&rdquo; said Mr. Sewell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I mean with the other boarders.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell paused in the act of lifting a chop from the fire, and, resting
+ the point of his fork against the woodwork of the mantelpiece, grinned
+ from ear to ear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bless you! there is n't any other boarders. There has n't been anybody
+ put up here sence&mdash;let me see&mdash;sence father-in-law died, and
+ that was in the fall of '40. To be sure, there 's Silas; <i>he</i>'s a
+ regular boarder; but I don't count him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell then explained how the tavern had lost its custom when the old
+ stage line was broken up by the railroad. The introduction of steam was,
+ in Mr. Sewell's estimation, a fatal error. &ldquo;Jest killed local business.
+ Carried it off, I 'm darned if I know where. The whole country has been
+ sort o' retrograding ever sence steam was invented.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You spoke of having one boarder,&rdquo; I said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Silas? Yes; he come here the summer 'Tilda died&mdash;she that was 'Tilda
+ Bayley&mdash;and he 's here yet, going on thirteen year. He could n't live
+ any longer with the old man. Between you and I, old Clem Jaffrey, Silas's
+ father, was a hard nut. Yes,&rdquo; said Mr. Sewell, crooking his elbow in
+ inimitable pantomime, &ldquo;altogether too often. Found dead in the road
+ hugging a three-gallon demijohn. <i>Habeas corpus</i> in the barn,&rdquo; added
+ Mr. Sewell, intending, I presume, to intimate that a <i>post-mortem</i>
+ examination had been deemed necessary. &ldquo;Silas,&rdquo; he resumed, in that
+ respectful tone which one should always adopt when speaking of capital,
+ &ldquo;is a man of considerable property; lives on his interest, and keeps a
+ hoss and shay. He 's a great scholar, too, Silas; takes all the
+ pe-ri-odicals and the Police Gazette regular.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell was turning over a third chop, when the door opened and a
+ stoutish, middle-aged little gentleman, clad in deep black, stepped into
+ the room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Silas Jaffrey,&rdquo; said Mr. Sewell, with a comprehensive sweep of his arm,
+ picking up me and the new-comer on one fork, so to speak. &ldquo;Be acquainted!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Jaffrey advanced briskly, and gave me his hand with unlooked-for
+ cordiality. He was a dapper little man, with a head as round and nearly as
+ bald as an orange, and not unlike an orange in complexion, either; he had
+ twinkling gray eyes and a pronounced Roman nose, the numerous freckles
+ upon which were deepened by his funereal dress-coat and trousers. He
+ reminded me of Alfred de Musset's blackbird, which, with its yellow beak
+ and sombre plumage, looked like an undertaker eating an omelet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Silas will take care of you,&rdquo; said Mr. Sewell, taking down his hat from a
+ peg behind the door. &ldquo;I 've got the cattle to look after. Tell him, if you
+ want anything.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While I ate my breakfast, Mr. Jaffrey hopped up and down the narrow
+ bar-room and chirped away as blithely as a bird on a cherry-bough,
+ occasionally ruffling with his fingers a slight fringe of auburn hair
+ which stood up pertly round his head and seemed to possess a luminous
+ quality of its own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't I find it a little slow up here at the Corners? Not at all, my dear
+ sir. I am in the thick of life up here. So many interesting things going
+ on all over the world&mdash;inventions, discoveries, spirits, railroad
+ disasters, mysterious homicides. Poets, murderers, musicians, statesmen,
+ distinguished travellers, prodigies of all kinds turning up everywhere.
+ Very few events or persons escape me. I take six daily city papers,
+ thirteen weekly journals, all the monthly magazines, and two quarterlies.
+ I could not get along with less. I could n't if you asked me. I never feel
+ lonely. How can I, being on intimate terms, as it were, with thousands and
+ thousands of people? There's that young woman out West. What an
+ entertaining creature <i>she</i> is!&mdash;now in Missouri, now in
+ Indiana, and now in Minnesota, always on the go, and all the time shedding
+ needles from various parts of her body as if she really enjoyed it! Then
+ there 's that versatile patriarch who walks hundreds of miles and saws
+ thousands of feet of wood, before breakfast, and shows no signs of giving
+ out. Then there's that remarkable, one may say that historical colored
+ woman who knew Benjamin Franklin, and fought at the battle of Bunk&mdash;no,
+ it is the old negro man who fought at Bunker Hill, a mere infant, of
+ course, at that period. Really, now, it is quite curious to observe how
+ that venerable female slave&mdash;formerly an African princess&mdash;is
+ repeatedly dying in her hundred and eleventh year, and coming to life
+ again punctually every six months in the small-type paragraphs. Are you
+ aware, sir, that within the last twelve years no fewer than two hundred
+ and eighty-seven of General Washington's colored coachmen have died?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For the soul of me I could not tell whether this quaint little gentleman
+ was chaffing me or not. I laid down my knife and fork, and stared at him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then there are the mathematicians!&rdquo; he cried vivaciously, without waiting
+ for a reply. &ldquo;I take great interest in them. Hear this!&rdquo; and Mr. Jaffrey
+ drew a newspaper from a pocket in the tail of his coat, and read as
+ follows: &ldquo;<i>It has been estimated that if all the candles manufactured by
+ this eminent firm (Stearine &amp; Co.) were placed end to end, they would
+ reach 2 and 7/8 times around the globe</i>. Of course,&rdquo; continued Mr.
+ Jaffrey, folding up the journal reflectively, &ldquo;abstruse calculations of
+ this kind are not, perhaps, of vital importance, but they indicate the
+ intellectual activity of the age. Seriously, now,&rdquo; he said, halting in
+ front of the table, &ldquo;what with books and papers and drives about the
+ country, I do not find the days too long, though I seldom see any one,
+ except when I go over to K&mdash;&mdash;&mdash; for my mail. Existence may
+ be very full to a man who stands a little aside from the tumult and
+ watches it with philosophic eye. Possibly he may see more of the battle
+ than those who are in the midst of the action. Once I was struggling with
+ the crowd, as eager and undaunted as the best; perhaps I should have been
+ struggling still. Indeed, I know my life would have been very different
+ now if I had married Mehetabel&mdash;if I had married Mehetabel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His vivacity was gone, a sudden cloud had come over his bright face, his
+ figure seemed to have collapsed, the light seemed to have faded out of his
+ hair. With a shuffling step, the very antithesis of his brisk, elastic
+ tread, he turned to the door and passed into the road.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I said to myself, &ldquo;if Greenton had forty thousand inhabitants, it
+ could n't turn out a more astonishing old party than that!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ II. THE CASE OF SILAS JAFFREY.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ A man with a passion for <i>bric-à-brac</i> is always stumbling over
+ antique bronzes, intaglios, mosaics, and daggers of the time of Benvenuto
+ Cellini; the bibliophile finds creamy vellum folios and rare Alduses and
+ Elzevirs waiting for him at unsuspected bookstalls; the numismatist has
+ but to stretch forth his palm to have priceless coins drop into it. My own
+ weakness is odd people, and I am constantly encountering them. It was
+ plain that I had unearthed a couple of very queer specimens at Bayley's
+ Four-Corners. I saw that a fortnight afforded me too brief an opportunity
+ to develop the richness of both, and I resolved to devote my spare time to
+ Mr. Jaffrey alone, instinctively recognizing in him an unfamiliar species.
+ My professional work in the vicinity of Greenton left my evenings and
+ occasionally an afternoon unoccupied; these intervals I purposed to employ
+ in studying and classifying my fellow-boarder. It was necessary, as a
+ preliminary step, to learn something of his previous history, and to this
+ end I addressed myself to Mr. Sewell that same night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I do not want to seem inquisitive,&rdquo; I said to the landlord, as he was
+ fastening up the bar, which, by the way, was the <i>salle à manger</i> and
+ general sitting-room&mdash;&ldquo;I do not want to seem inquisitive, but your
+ friend Mr. Jaffrey dropped a remark this morning at breakfast which&mdash;which
+ was not altogether clear to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;About Mehetabel?&rdquo; asked Mr. Sewell, uneasily.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I wish he would n't!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He was friendly enough in the course of conversation to hint to me that
+ he had not married the young woman, and seemed to regret it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, he did n't marry Mehetabel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;May I inquire <i>why</i> he did n't marry Mehetabel?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never asked her. Might have married the girl forty times. Old Elkins's
+ daughter, over at K&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;. She 'd have had him quick
+ enough. Seven years, off and on, he kept company with Mehetabel, and then
+ she died.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And he never asked her?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He shilly-shallied. Perhaps he did n't think of it. When she was dead and
+ gone, then Silas was struck all of a heap&mdash;and that's all about it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Obviously Mr. Sewell did not intend to tell me anything more, and
+ obviously there was more to tell. The topic was plainly disagreeable to
+ him for some reason or other, and that unknown reason of course piqued my
+ curiosity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As I was absent from dinner and supper that day, I did not meet Mr.
+ Jaffrey again until the following morning at breakfast. He had recovered
+ his bird-like manner, and was full of a mysterious assassination that had
+ just taken place in New York, all the thrilling details of which were at
+ his fingers' ends. It was at once comical and sad to see this harmless old
+ gentleman with his naïve, benevolent countenance, and his thin hair
+ flaming up in a semicircle, like the footlights at a theatre, revelling in
+ the intricacies of the unmentionable deed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You come up to my room to-night,&rdquo; he cried, with horrid glee, &ldquo;and I 'll
+ give you my theory of the murder. I 'll make it as clear as day to you
+ that it was the detective himself who fired the three pistol-shots.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was not so much the desire to have this point elucidated as to make a
+ closer study of Mr. Jaffrey that led me to accept his invitation. Mr.
+ Jaffrey's bedroom was in an L of the building, and was in no way
+ noticeable except for the numerous files of newspapers neatly arranged
+ against the blank spaces of the walls, and a huge pile of old magazines
+ which stood in one corner, reaching nearly up to the ceiling, and
+ threatening to topple over each instant, like the Leaning Tower at Pisa.
+ There were green paper shades at the windows, some faded chintz valances
+ about the bed, and two or three easy-chairs covered with chintz. On a
+ black-walnut shelf between the windows lay a choice collection of
+ meerschaum and brier-wood pipes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Filling one of the chocolate-colored bowls for me and another for himself,
+ Mr. Jaffrey began prattling; but not about the murder, which appeared to
+ have flown out of his mind. In fact, I do not remember that the topic was
+ even touched upon, either then or afterwards.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Cosey nest this,&rdquo; said Mr. Jaffrey, glancing complacently over the
+ apartment. &ldquo;What is more cheerful, now, in the fall of the year, than an
+ open wood-fire? Do you hear those little chirps and twitters coming out of
+ that piece of apple-wood? Those are the ghosts of the robins and bluebirds
+ that sang upon the bough when it was in blossom last spring. In summer
+ whole flocks of them come fluttering about the fruit-trees under the
+ window: so I have singing birds all the year round. I take it very easy
+ here, I can tell you, summer and winter. Not much society. Tobias is not,
+ perhaps, what one would term a great intellectual force, but he means
+ well. He 's a realist&mdash;believes in coming down to what he calls 'the
+ hard pan;' but his heart is in the right place, and he 's very kind to me.
+ The wisest thing I ever did in my life was to sell out my grain business
+ over at K&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;, thirteen years ago, and settle down at the
+ Corners. When a man has made a competency, what does he want more?
+ Besides, at that time an event occurred which destroyed any ambition I may
+ have had. Mehetabel died.&rdquo; &ldquo;The lady you were engaged to?&rdquo; &ldquo;N-o, not
+ precisely engaged. I think it was quite understood between us, though
+ nothing had been said on the subject. Typhoid,&rdquo; added Mr. Jaffrey, in a
+ low voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For several minutes he smoked in silence, a vague, troubled look playing
+ over his countenance. Presently this passed away, and he fixed his gray
+ eyes speculatively upon my face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I had married Mehetabel,&rdquo; said Mr. Jaffrey, slowly, and then he
+ hesitated. I blew a ring of smoke into the air, and, resting my pipe on my
+ knee, dropped into an attitude of attention. &ldquo;If I had married Mehetabel,
+ you know, we should have had&mdash;ahem!&mdash;a family.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very likely,&rdquo; I assented, vastly amused at this unexpected turn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A Boy!&rdquo; exclaimed Mr. Jaffrey, explosively.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By all means, certainly, a son.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Great trouble about naming the boy. Mehetabel's family want him named
+ Elkanah Elkins, after her grandfather; I want him named Andrew Jackson. We
+ compromise by christening him Elkanah Elkins Andrew Jackson Jaffrey.
+ Rather a long name for such a short little fellow,&rdquo; said Mr. Jaffrey,
+ musingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Andy is n't a bad nickname,&rdquo; I suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not at all. We call him Andy, in the family. Somewhat fractious at first&mdash;colic
+ and things. I suppose it is right, or it would n't be so; but the
+ usefulness of measles, mumps, croup, whooping-cough, scarlatina, and fits
+ is not clear to the parental eye. I wish Andy would be a model infant, and
+ dodge the whole lot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This supposititious child, born within the last few minutes, was plainly
+ assuming the proportions of a reality to Mr. Jaffrey. I began to feel a
+ little uncomfortable. I am, as I have said, a civil engineer, and it is
+ not strictly in my line to assist at the births of infants, imaginary or
+ otherwise. I pulled away vigorously at the pipe, and said nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What large blue eyes he has,&rdquo; resumed Mr. Jaffrey, after a pause; &ldquo;just
+ like Hetty's; and the fair hair, too, like hers. How oddly certain
+ distinctive features are handed down in families! Sometimes a mouth,
+ sometimes a turn of the eyebrow. Wicked little boys over at K&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;
+ have now and then derisively advised me to follow my nose. It would be an
+ interesting thing to do. I should find my nose flying about the world,
+ turning up unexpectedly here and there, dodging this branch of the family
+ and re-appearing in that, now jumping over one greatgrandchild to fasten
+ itself upon another, and never losing its individuality. Look at Andy.
+ There 's Elkanah Elkins's chin to the life. Andy's chin is probably older
+ than the Pyramids. Poor little thing,&rdquo; he cried, with sudden indescribable
+ tenderness, &ldquo;to lose his mother so early!&rdquo; And Mr. Jaf-frey's head sunk
+ upon his breast, and his shoulders slanted forward, as if he were actually
+ bending over the cradle of the child. The whole gesture and attitude was
+ so natural that it startled me. The pipe slipped from my fingers and fell
+ to the floor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hush!&rdquo; whispered Mr. Jaffrey, with a deprecating motion of his hand.
+ &ldquo;Andy's asleep!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He rose softly from the chair and, walking across the room on tiptoe, drew
+ down the shade at the window through which the moonlight was streaming.
+ Then he returned to his seat, and remained gazing with half-closed eyes
+ into the dropping embers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I refilled my pipe and smoked in profound silence, wondering what would
+ come next.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But nothing came next. Mr. Jaffrey had fallen into so brown a study that,
+ a quarter of an hour afterwards, when I wished him good-night and
+ withdrew, I do not think he noticed my departure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am not what is called a man of imagination; it is my habit to exclude
+ most things not capable of mathematical demonstration; but I am not
+ without a certain psychological insight, and I think I understood Mr.
+ Jaffrey's case. I could easily understand how a man with an unhealthy,
+ sensitive nature, overwhelmed by sudden calamity, might take refuge in
+ some forlorn place like this old tavern, and dream his life away. To such
+ a man&mdash;brooding forever on what might have been and dwelling wholly
+ in the realm of his fancies&mdash;the actual world might indeed become as
+ a dream, and nothing seem real but his illusions. I dare say that thirteen
+ years of Bayley's Four-Corners would have its effect upon me; though
+ instead of conjuring up golden-haired children of the Madonna, I should
+ probably see gnomes and kobolds, and goblins engaged in hoisting false
+ signals and misplacing switches for midnight express trains.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No doubt,&rdquo; I said to myself that night, as I lay in bed, thinking over
+ the matter, &ldquo;this once possible but now impossible child is a great
+ comfort to the old gentleman&mdash;a greater comfort, perhaps, than a real
+ son would be. Maybe Andy will vanish with the shades and mists of night,
+ he's such an unsubstantial infant; but if he does n't, and Mr. Jaffrey
+ finds pleasure in talking to me about his son, I shall humor the old
+ fellow. It would n't be a Christian act to knock over his harmless fancy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was very impatient to see if Mr. Jaffrey's illusion would stand the test
+ of daylight. It did. Elkanah Elkins Andrew Jackson Jaffrey was, so to
+ speak, alive and kicking the next morning. On taking his seat at the
+ breakfast-table, Mr. Jaffrey whispered to me that Andy had had a
+ comfortable night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Silas!&rdquo; said Mr. Sewell, sharply, &ldquo;what are you whispering about?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell was in an ill-humor; perhaps he was jealous because I had
+ passed the evening in Mr. Jaffrey's room; but surely Mr. Sewell could not
+ expect his boarders to go to bed at eight o'clock every night, as he did.
+ From time to time during the meal Mr. Sewell regarded me unkindly out of
+ the corner of his eye, and in helping me to the parsnips he poniarded them
+ with quite a suggestive air. All this, however, did not prevent me from
+ repairing to the door of Mr. Jaffrey's snuggery when night came.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Mr. Jaffrey, how 's Andy this evening?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Got a tooth!&rdquo; cried Mr. Jaffrey, vivaciously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, he has! Just through. Gave the nurse a silver dollar. Standing
+ reward for first tooth.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was on the tip of my tongue to express surprise that an infant a day
+ old should cut a tooth, when I suddenly recollected that Richard III. was
+ born with teeth. Feeling myself to be on unfamiliar ground, I suppressed
+ my criticism. It was well I did so, for in the next breath I was advised
+ that half a year had elapsed since the previous evening.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Andy 's had a hard six months of it,&rdquo; said Mr. Jaffrey, with the
+ well-known narrative air of fathers. &ldquo;We 've brought him up by hand. His
+ grandfather, by the way, was brought up by the bottle&rdquo;&mdash;and brought
+ down by it, too, I added mentally, recalling Mr. Sewell's account of the
+ old gentleman's tragic end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Jaffrey then went on to give me a history of Andy's first six months,
+ omitting no detail however insignificant or irrelevant. This history I
+ would in turn inflict upon the reader, if I were only certain that he is
+ one of those dreadful parents who, under the aegis of friendship, bore you
+ at a streets corner with that remarkable thing which Freddy said the other
+ day, and insist on singing to you, at an evening parly, the Iliad of
+ Tommy's woes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to inflict this <i>enfantillage</i> upon the unmarried reader would be
+ an act of wanton cruelty. So I pass over that part of Andy's biography,
+ and, for the same reason, make no record of the next four or five
+ interviews I had with Mr. Jaffrey. It will be sufficient to state that
+ Andy glided from extreme infancy to early youth with astonishing celerity&mdash;at
+ the rate of one year per night, if I remember correctly; and&mdash;must I
+ confess it?&mdash;before the week came to an end, this invisible hobgoblin
+ of a boy was only little less of a reality to me than to Mr. Jaffrey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At first I had lent myself to the old dreamer's whim with a keen
+ perception of the humor of the thing; but by and by I found that I was
+ talking and thinking of Miss Mehetabel's son as though he were a veritable
+ personage. Mr. Jafifrey spoke of the child with such an air of conviction!&mdash;as
+ if Andy were playing among his toys in the next room, or making mud-pies
+ down in the yard. In these conversations, it should be observed, the child
+ was never supposed to be present, except on that single occasion when Mr.
+ Jafifrey leaned over the cradle. After one of our <i>séances</i> I would
+ lie awake until the small hours, thinking of the boy, and then fall asleep
+ only to have indigestible dreams about him. Through the day, and sometimes
+ in the midst of complicated calculations, I would catch myself wondering
+ what Andy was up to now! There was no shaking him off; he became an
+ inseparable nightmare to me; and I felt that if I remained much longer at
+ Bayley's Four-Corners I should turn into just such another bald-headed,
+ mild-eyed visionary as Silas Jaffrey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then the tavern was a grewsome old shell any way, full of unaccountable
+ noises after dark&mdash;rustlings of garments along unfrequented passages,
+ and stealthy footfalls in unoccupied chambers overhead. I never knew of an
+ old house without these mysterious noises. Next to my bedroom was a musty,
+ dismantled apartment, in one corner of which, leaning against the
+ wainscot, was a crippled mangle, with its iron crank tilted in the air
+ like the elbow of the late Mr. Clem Jaffrey. Sometimes,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;In the dead vast and middle of the night,&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ I used to hear sounds as if some one were turning that rusty crank on the
+ sly. This occurred only on particularly cold nights, and I conceived the
+ uncomfortable idea that it was the thin family ghosts, from the neglected
+ graveyard in the cornfield, keeping themselves warm by running each other
+ through the mangle. There was a haunted air about the whole place that
+ made it easy for me to believe in the existence of a phantasm like Miss
+ Mehetabel's son, who, after all, was less unearthly than Mr. Jaffrey
+ himself, and seemed more properly an inhabitant of this globe than the
+ toothless ogre who kept the inn, not to mention the silent Witch of Endor
+ that cooked our meals for us over the bar-room fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In spite of the scowls and winks bestowed upon me by Mr. Sewell, who let
+ slip no opportunity to testify his disapprobation of the intimacy, Mr.
+ Jaffrey and I spent all our evenings together&mdash;those long autumnal
+ evenings, through the length of which he talked about the boy, laying out
+ his path in life and hedging the path with roses. He should be sent to the
+ High School at Portsmouth, and then to college; he should be educated like
+ a gentleman, Andy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When the old man dies,&rdquo; remarked Mr. Jaffrey one night, rubbing his hands
+ gleefully, as if it were a great joke, &ldquo;Andy will find that the old man
+ has left him a pretty plum.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you think of having Andy enter West Point, when he 's old
+ enough?&rdquo; said Mr. Jaffrey on another occasion. &ldquo;He need n't necessarily go
+ into the army when he graduates; he can become a civil engineer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was a stroke of flattery so delicate and indirect that I could accept
+ it without immodesty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There had lately sprung up on the corner of Mr. Jaffrey's bureau a small
+ tin house, Gothic in architecture and pink in color, with a slit in the
+ roof, and the word <i>Bank</i> painted on one façade. Several times in the
+ course of an evening Mr. Jaffrey would rise from his chair without
+ interrupting the conversation, and gravely drop a nickel into the scuttle
+ of the bank. It was pleasant to observe the solemnity of his countenance
+ as he approached the edifice, and the air of triumph with which he resumed
+ his seat by the fireplace. One night I missed the tin bank. It had
+ disappeared, deposits and all, like a real bank. Evidently there had been
+ a defalcation on rather a large scale. I strongly suspected that Mr.
+ Sewell was at the bottom of it, but my suspicion was not shared by Mr.
+ Jaffrey, who, remarking my glance at the bureau, became suddenly
+ depressed. &ldquo;I 'm afraid,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;that I have failed to instil into
+ Andrew those principles of integrity which&mdash;which&rdquo;&mdash;and the old
+ gentleman quite broke down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy was now eight or nine years old, and for some time past, if the truth
+ must be told, had given Mr. Jaffrey no inconsiderable trouble; what with
+ his impishness and his illnesses, the boy led the pair of us a lively
+ dance. I shall not soon forget the anxiety of Mr. Jaffrey the night Andy
+ had the scarlet-fever&mdash;an anxiety which so infected me that I
+ actually returned to the tavern the following afternoon earlier than
+ usual, dreading to hear that the little spectre was dead, and greatly
+ relieved on meeting Mr. Jaffrey at the door-step with his face wreathed in
+ smiles. When I spoke to him of Andy, I was made aware that I was inquiring
+ into a case of scarlet-fever that had occurred the year before!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was at this time, towards the end of my second week at Greenton, that I
+ noticed what was probably not a new trait&mdash;Mr. Jaffrey's curious
+ sensitiveness to atmospherical changes. He was as sensitive as a
+ barometer. The approach of a storm sent his mercury down instantly. When
+ the weather was fair he was hopeful and sunny, and Andy's prospects were
+ brilliant. When the weather was overcast and threatening he grew restless
+ and despondent, and was afraid that the boy was not going to turn out
+ well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the Saturday previous to my departure, which had been fixed for Monday,
+ it rained heavily all the afternoon, and that night Mr. Jaffrey was in an
+ unusually excitable and unhappy frame of mind. His mercury was very low
+ indeed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That boy is going to the dogs just as fast as he can go,&rdquo; said Mr.
+ Jaffrey, with a woful face. &ldquo;I can't do anything with him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He'll come out all right, Mr. Jaffrey. Boys will be boys. I would not
+ give a snap for a lad without animal spirits.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But animal spirits,&rdquo; said Mr. Jaffrey sententiously, &ldquo;should n't saw off
+ the legs of the piano in Tobias's best parlor. I don't know what Tobias
+ will say when he finds it out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What! has Andy sawed off the legs of the old spinet?&rdquo; I returned,
+ laughing. &ldquo;Worse than that.&rdquo; &ldquo;Played upon it, then!&rdquo; &ldquo;No, sir. He has lied
+ to me!&rdquo; &ldquo;I can't believe that of Andy.&rdquo; &ldquo;Lied to me, sir,&rdquo; repeated Mr.
+ Jaffrey, severely. &ldquo;He pledged me his word of honor that he would give
+ over his climbing. The way that boy climbs sends a chill down my spine.
+ This morning, notwithstanding his solemn promise, he shinned up the
+ lightning-rod attached to the extension, and sat astride the ridge-pole. I
+ saw him, and he denied it! When a boy you have caressed and indulged and
+ lavished pocket-money on lies to you and <i>will</i> climb, then there's
+ nothing more to be said. He's a lost child.&rdquo; &ldquo;You take too dark a view of
+ it, Mr. Jaffrey. Training and education are bound to tell in the end, and
+ he has been well brought up.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I did n't bring him up on a lightning-rod, did I? If he is ever going
+ to know how to behave, he ought to know now. To-morrow he will be eleven
+ years old.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reflection came to me that if Andy had not been brought up by the rod,
+ he had certainly been brought up by the lightning. He was eleven years old
+ in two weeks!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I essayed, with that perspicacious wisdom which seems to be the peculiar
+ property of bachelors and elderly maiden ladies, to tranquillize Mr.
+ Jaffrey's mind, and to give him some practical hints on the management of
+ youth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Spank him,&rdquo; I suggested at last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I will!&rdquo; said the old gentleman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And you 'd better do it at once!&rdquo; I added, as it flashed upon me that in
+ six months Andy would be a hundred and forty-three years old!&mdash;an age
+ at which parental discipline would have to be relaxed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning. Sunday, the rain came down as if determined to drive the
+ quicksilver entirely out of my poor friend. Mr. Jaffrey sat bolt upright
+ at the breakfast-table, looking as woe-begone as a bust of Dante, and
+ retired to his chamber the moment the meal was finished. As the day
+ advanced, the wind veered round to the northeast, and settled itself down
+ to work. It was not pleasant to think, and I tried not to think, what Mr.
+ Jaffrey's condition would be if the weather did not mend its manners by
+ noon; but so far from clearing off at noon, the storm increased in
+ violence, and as night set in the wind whistled in a spiteful falsetto
+ key, and the rain lashed the old tavern as if it were a balky horse that
+ refused to move on. The windows rattled in the worm-eaten frames, and the
+ doors of remote rooms, where nobody ever went, slammed to in the maddest
+ way. Now and then the tornado, sweeping down the side of Mount
+ Agamenticus, bowled across the open country, and struck the ancient
+ hostelry point-blank.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Jaffrey did not appear at supper. I knew that he was expecting me to
+ come to his room as usual, and I turned over in my mind a dozen plans to
+ evade seeing him that night. The landlord sat at the opposite side of the
+ chimney-place, with his eye upon me. I fancy he was aware of the effect of
+ this storm on his other boarder, for at intervals, as the wind hurled
+ itself against the exposed gable, threatening to burst in the windows, Mr.
+ Sewell tipped me an atrocious wink, and displayed his gums in a way he had
+ not done since the morning after my arrival at Greenton. I wondered if he
+ suspected anything about Andy. There had been odd times during the past
+ week when I felt convinced that the existence of Miss Mehetabel's son was
+ no secret to Mr. Sewell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In deference to the gale, the landlord sat up half an hour later than was
+ his custom. At half-past eight he went to bed, remarking that he thought
+ the old pile would stand till morning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had been absent only a few minutes when I heard a rustling at the door.
+ I looked up, and beheld Mr. Jaffrey standing on the threshold, with his
+ dress in disorder, his scant hair flying, and the wildest expression on
+ his face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's gone!&rdquo; cried Mr. Jaffrey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who? Sewell? Yes, he just went to bed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, not Tobias&mdash;the boy!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What, run away?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No&mdash;he is dead! He has fallen from a step-ladder in the red chamber
+ and broken his neck!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Jaffrey threw up his hands with a gesture of despair, and disappeared.
+ I followed him through the hall, saw him go into his own apartment, and
+ heard the bolt of the door drawn to. Then I returned to the bar-room, and
+ sat for an hour or two in the ruddy glow of the fire, brooding over the
+ strange experience of the last fortnight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On my way to bed I paused at Mr. Jaf-frey's door, and, in a lull of the
+ storm, the measured respiration within told me that the old gentleman was
+ sleeping peacefully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Slumber was coy with me that night. I lay listening to the soughing of the
+ wind, and thinking of Mr. Jaffrey's illusion. It had amused me at first
+ with its grotesqueness; but now the poor little phantom was dead, I was
+ conscious that there had been something pathetic in it all along. Shortly
+ after midnight the wind sunk down, coming and going fainter and fainter,
+ floating around the eaves of the tavern with an undulating, murmurous
+ sound, as if it were turning itself into soft wings to bear away the
+ spirit of a little child.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Perhaps nothing that happened during my stay at Bayley's Four-Corners took
+ me so completely by surprise as Mr. Jaffrey's radiant countenance the next
+ morning. The morning itself was not fresher or sunnier. His round face
+ literally shone with geniality and happiness. His eyes twinkled like
+ diamonds, and the magnetic light of his hair was turned on full. He came
+ into my room while I was packing my valise. He chirped, and prattled, and
+ carolled, and was sorry I was going away&mdash;but never a word about
+ Andy. However, the boy had probably been dead several years then!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The open wagon that was to carry me to the station stood at the door; Mr.
+ Sewell was placing my case of instruments under the seat, and Mr. Jaffrey
+ had gone up to his room to get me a certain newspaper containing an
+ account of a remarkable shipwreck on the Auckland Islands. I took the
+ opportunity to thank Mr. Sewell for his courtesies to me, and to express
+ my regret at leaving him and Mr. Jaffrey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have become very much attached to Mr. Jaffrey,&rdquo; I said; &ldquo;he is a most
+ interesting person; but that hypothetical boy of his, that son of Miss
+ Mehetabel's&rdquo;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I know!&rdquo; interrupted Mr. Sewell, testily. &ldquo;Fell off a step-ladder
+ and broke his dratted neck. Eleven year old, was n't he? Always does, jest
+ at that point. Next week Silas will begin the whole thing over again, if
+ he can get anybody to listen to him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I see. Our amiable friend is a little queer on that subject.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell glanced cautiously over his shoulder, and, tapping himself
+ significantly on the forehead, said in a low voice,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Room To Let&mdash;Unfurnished!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 6em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Miss Mehetabel's Son, by Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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+Title: Miss Mehetabel's Son
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+Author: Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MISS MEHETABEL'S SON ***
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+Produced by David Widger
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+MISS MEHETABEL'S SON.
+
+By Thomas Bailey Aldrich
+
+Boston And New York Houghton Mifflin Company
+
+Copyright, 1873, 1885, and 1901
+
+
+
+
+I. THE OLD TAVERN AT BAYLEY'S FOUR CORNERS.
+
+You will not find Greenton, or Bayley's Four-Corners, as it is more
+usually designated, on any map of New England that I know of. It is
+not a town; it is not even a village; it is merely an absurd hotel. The
+almost indescribable place called Greenton is at the intersection of
+four roads, in the heart of New Hampshire, twenty miles from the nearest
+settlement of note, and ten miles from any railway station. A good
+location for a hotel, you will say. Precisely; but there has always
+been a hotel there, and for the last dozen years it has been pretty well
+patronized--by one boarder. Not to trifle with an intelligent public, I
+will state at once that, in the early part of this century, Greenton was
+a point at which the mail-coach on the Great Northern Route stopped to
+change horses and allow the passengers to dine. People in the county,
+wishing to take the early mail Portsmouth-ward, put up overnight at the
+old tavern, famous for its irreproachable larder and soft feather-beds.
+The tavern at that time was kept by Jonathan Bayley, who rivalled his
+wallet in growing corpulent, and in due time passed away. At his death
+the establishment, which included a farm, fell into the hands of a
+son-in-law. Now, though Bayley left his son-in-law a hotel--which sounds
+handsome--he left him no guests; for at about the period of the old
+man's death the old stage-coach died also. Apoplexy carried off one, and
+steam the other. Thus, by a sudden swerve in the tide of progress,
+the tavern at the Corners found itself high and dry, like a wreck on a
+sand-bank. Shortly after this event, or maybe contemporaneously, there
+was some attempt to build a town at Green-ton; but it apparently failed,
+if eleven cellars choked up with _debris_ and overgrown with burdocks
+are any indication of failure. The farm, however, was a good farm, as
+things go in New Hampshire, and Tobias Sewell, the son-in-law, could
+afford to snap his fingers at the travelling public if they came near
+enough--which they never did.
+
+The hotel remains to-day pretty much the same as when Jonathan Bayley
+handed in his accounts in 1840, except that Sewell hasfrom time to time
+sold the furniture of some of the upper chambers to bridal couples
+in the neighborhood. The bar is still open, and the parlor door says
+Parlour in tall black letters. Now and then a passing drover looks in at
+that lonely bar-room, where a high-shouldered bottle of Santa Cruz rum
+ogles with a peculiarly knowing air a shrivelled lemon on a shelf; now
+and then a farmer rides across country to talk crops and stock and take
+a friendly glass with Tobias; and now and then a circus caravan with
+speckled ponies, or a menagerie with a soggy elephant, halts under the
+swinging sign, on which there is a dim mail-coach with four phantomish
+horses driven by a portly gentleman whose head has been washed off
+by the rain. Other customers there are none, except that one regular
+boarder whom have mentioned.
+
+If misery makes a man acquainted with strange bed-fellows, it is equally
+certain that the profession of surveyor and civil engineer often takes
+one into undreamed-of localities. I had never heard of Greenton until
+my duties sent me there, and kept me there two weeks in the dreariest
+season of the year. I do not think I would, of my own volition, have
+selected Greenton for a fortnight's sojourn at any time; but now the
+business is over, I shall never regret the circumstances that made me
+the guest of Tobias Sewell, and brought me into intimate relations with
+Miss Mehetabel's Son.
+
+It was a black October night in the year of grace 1872, that discovered
+me standing in front of the old tavern at the Corners.
+
+Though the ten miles' ride from K------ had been depressing, especially
+the last five miles, on account of the cold autumnal rain that had set
+in, I felt a pang of regret on hearing the rickety open wagon turn round
+in the road and roll off in the darkness. There were no lights visible
+anywhere, and only for the big, shapeless mass of something in front of
+me, which the driver had said was the hotel, I should have fancied that
+I had been set down by the roadside. I was wet to the skin and in no
+amiable humor; and not being able to find bell-pull or knocker, or even
+a door, I belabored the side of the house with my heavy walking-stick.
+In a minute or two I saw a light flickering somewhere aloft, then I
+heard the sound of a window opening, followed by an exclamation of
+disgust as a blast of wind extinguished the candle which had given me
+an instantaneous picture _en silhouette_ of a man leaning out of a
+casement.
+
+"I say, what do you want, down there?" inquired an unprepossessing
+voice.
+
+"I want to come in; I want a supper, and a bed, and numberless things."
+
+"This is n't no time of night to go rousing honest folks out of their
+sleep. Who are you, anyway?"
+
+The question, superficially considered, was a very simple one, and I, of
+all people in the world, ought to have been able to answer it off-hand;
+but it staggered me. Strangely enough, there came drifting across my
+memory the lettering on the back of a metaphysical work which I had
+seen years before on a shelf in the Astor Library. Owing to an
+unpremeditatedly funny collocation of title and author, the lettering
+read as follows: "Who am I? Jones." Evidently it had puzzled Jones to
+know who he was, or he would n't have written a book about it, and come
+to so lame and impotent a conclusion. It certainly puzzled me at that
+instant to define my identity. "Thirty years ago," I reflected, "I was
+nothing; fifty years hence I shall be nothing again, humanly speaking.
+In the mean time, who am I, sure-enough?" It had never before occurred
+to me what an indefinite article I was. I wish it had not occurred to
+me then. Standing there in the rain and darkness, I wrestled vainly with
+the problem, and was constrained to fall back upon a Yankee expedient.
+
+"Isn't this a hotel?" I asked finally,
+
+"Well, it is a sort of hotel," said the voice, doubtfully. My hesitation
+and prevarication had apparently not inspired my interlocutor with
+confidence in me.
+
+"Then let me in. I have just driven over from K------ in this infernal
+rain. I am wet through and through."
+
+"But what do you want here, at the Corners? What's your business? People
+don't come here, leastways in the middle of the night."
+
+"It is n't in the middle of the night," I returned, incensed. "I come
+on business connected with the new road. I 'm the superintendent of the
+works."
+
+"Oh!"
+
+"And if you don't open the door at once, I'll raise the whole
+neighborhood--and then go to the other hotel."
+
+When I said that, I supposed Greenton was a village with a population of
+at least three or four thousand and was wondering vaguely at the absence
+of lights and other signs of human habitation. Surely, I thought, all
+the people cannot be abed and asleep at half past ten o'clock: perhaps I
+am in the business section of the town, among the shops.
+
+"You jest wait," said the voice above.
+
+This request was not devoid of a certain accent of menace, and I braced
+myself for a sortie on the part of the besieged, if he had any such
+hostile intent. Presently a door opened at the very place where I least
+expected a door, at the farther end of the building, in fact, and a man
+in his shirtsleeves, shielding a candle with his left hand, appeared on
+the threshold. I passed quickly into the house, with Mr. Tobias Sewell
+(for this was Mr. Sewell) at my heels, and found myself in a long,
+low-studded bar-room.
+
+There were two chairs drawn up before the hearth, on which a huge
+hemlock backlog was still smouldering, and on the un-painted deal
+counter contiguous stood two cloudy glasses with bits of lemon-peel in
+the bottom, hinting at recent libations. Against the discolored wall
+over the bar hung a yellowed handbill, in a warped frame, announcing
+that "the Next Annual N. H. Agricultural Fair" would take place on the
+10th of September, 1841. There was no other furniture or decoration in
+this dismal apartment, except the cobwebs which festooned the ceiling,
+hanging down here and there like stalactites.
+
+Mr. Sewell set the candlestick on the mantel-shelf, and threw some
+pine-knots on the fire, which immediately broke into a blaze, and
+showed him to be a lank, narrow-chested man, past sixty, with sparse,
+steel-gray hair, and small, deep-set eyes, perfectly round, like a
+fish's, and of no particular color. His chief personal characteristics
+seemed to be too much feet and not enough teeth. His sharply cut,
+but rather simple face, as he turned it towards me, wore a look
+of interrogation. I replied to his mute inquiry by taking out my
+pocket-book and handing him my business-card, which he held up to the
+candle and perused with great deliberation.
+
+"You 're a civil engineer, are you?" he said, displaying his gums, which
+gave his countenance an expression of almost infantile innocence.
+He made no further audible remark, but mumbled between his thin lips
+something which an imaginative person might have construed into "If you
+'re at civil engineer, I 'll be blessed if I would n't like to see an
+uncivil one!"
+
+Mr. Sewell's growl, however, was worse than his bite--owing to his
+lack of teeth probably--for he very good-naturedly set himself to work
+preparing supper for me. After a slice of cold ham, and a warm punch,
+to which my chilled condition gave a grateful flavor, I went to bed in a
+distant chamber in a most amiable mood, feeling satisfied that Jones was
+a donkey to bother himself about his identity.
+
+When I awoke, the sun was several hours high. My bed faced a window, and
+by raising myself on one elbow I could look out on what I expected would
+be the main street. To my astonishment I beheld a lonely country
+road winding up a sterile hill and disappearing over the ridge. In
+a cornfield at the right of the road was a small private graveyard,
+enclosed by a crumbling stonewall with a red gate. The only thing
+suggestive of life was this little corner lot occupied by death. I got
+out of bed and went to the other window. There I had an uninterrupted
+view of twelve miles of open landscape, with Mount Agamenticus in the
+purple distance. Not a house or a spire in sight. "Well," I exclaimed,
+"Greenton does n't appear to be a very closely packed metropolis!" That
+rival hotel with which I had threatened Mr. Sewell overnight was not a
+deadly weapon, looking at it by daylight. "By Jove!" I reflected, "maybe
+I 'm in the wrong place." But there, tacked against a panel of the
+bedroom door, was a faded time-table dated Greenton, August 1, 1839.
+
+I smiled all the time I was dressing, and went smiling down stairs,
+where I found Mr. Sewell, assisted by one of the fair sex in the
+first bloom of her eightieth year, serving breakfast for me on a small
+table--in the bar-room!
+
+"I overslept myself this morning," I remarked apologetically, "and I see
+that I am putting you to some trouble. In future, if you will have me
+called, I will take my meals at the usual _table de hote_."
+
+"At the what?" said Mr. Sewell.
+
+"I mean with the other boarders."
+
+Mr. Sewell paused in the act of lifting a chop from the fire, and,
+resting the point of his fork against the woodwork of the mantelpiece,
+grinned from ear to ear.
+
+"Bless you! there is n't any other boarders. There has n't been anybody
+put up here sence--let me see--sence father-in-law died, and that was in
+the fall of '40. To be sure, there 's Silas; _he_'s a regular boarder;
+but I don't count him."
+
+Mr. Sewell then explained how the tavern had lost its custom when the
+old stage line was broken up by the railroad. The introduction of steam
+was, in Mr. Sewell's estimation, a fatal error. "Jest killed local
+business. Carried it off, I 'm darned if I know where. The whole country
+has been sort o' retrograding ever sence steam was invented."
+
+"You spoke of having one boarder," I said.
+
+"Silas? Yes; he come here the summer 'Tilda died--she that was 'Tilda
+Bayley--and he 's here yet, going on thirteen year. He could n't live
+any longer with the old man. Between you and I, old Clem Jaffrey,
+Silas's father, was a hard nut. Yes," said Mr. Sewell, crooking his
+elbow in inimitable pantomime, "altogether too often. Found dead in the
+road hugging a three-gallon demijohn. _Habeas corpus_ in the barn,"
+added Mr. Sewell, intending, I presume, to intimate that a _post-mortem_
+examination had been deemed necessary. "Silas," he resumed, in that
+respectful tone which one should always adopt when speaking of capital,
+"is a man of considerable property; lives on his interest, and keeps a
+hoss and shay. He 's a great scholar, too, Silas; takes all the
+pe-ri-odicals and the Police Gazette regular."
+
+Mr. Sewell was turning over a third chop, when the door opened and a
+stoutish, middle-aged little gentleman, clad in deep black, stepped into
+the room.
+
+"Silas Jaffrey," said Mr. Sewell, with a comprehensive sweep of his
+arm, picking up me and the new-comer on one fork, so to speak. "Be
+acquainted!"
+
+Mr. Jaffrey advanced briskly, and gave me his hand with unlooked-for
+cordiality. He was a dapper little man, with a head as round and nearly
+as bald as an orange, and not unlike an orange in complexion, either;
+he had twinkling gray eyes and a pronounced Roman nose, the numerous
+freckles upon which were deepened by his funereal dress-coat and
+trousers. He reminded me of Alfred de Musset's blackbird, which, with
+its yellow beak and sombre plumage, looked like an undertaker eating an
+omelet.
+
+"Silas will take care of you," said Mr. Sewell, taking down his hat from
+a peg behind the door. "I 've got the cattle to look after. Tell him, if
+you want anything."
+
+While I ate my breakfast, Mr. Jaffrey hopped up and down the narrow
+bar-room and chirped away as blithely as a bird on a cherry-bough,
+occasionally ruffling with his fingers a slight fringe of auburn hair
+which stood up pertly round his head and seemed to possess a luminous
+quality of its own.
+
+"Don't I find it a little slow up here at the Corners? Not at all, my
+dear sir. I am in the thick of life up here. So many interesting things
+going on all over the world--inventions, discoveries, spirits, railroad
+disasters, mysterious homicides. Poets, murderers, musicians, statesmen,
+distinguished travellers, prodigies of all kinds turning up everywhere.
+Very few events or persons escape me. I take six daily city papers,
+thirteen weekly journals, all the monthly magazines, and two
+quarterlies. I could not get along with less. I could n't if you asked
+me. I never feel lonely. How can I, being on intimate terms, as it were,
+with thousands and thousands of people? There's that young woman out
+West. What an entertaining creature _she_ is!--now in Missouri, now
+in Indiana, and now in Minnesota, always on the go, and all the time
+shedding needles from various parts of her body as if she really enjoyed
+it! Then there 's that versatile patriarch who walks hundreds of miles
+and saws thousands of feet of wood, before breakfast, and shows no signs
+of giving out. Then there's that remarkable, one may say that historical
+colored woman who knew Benjamin Franklin, and fought at the battle of
+Bunk--no, it is the old negro man who fought at Bunker Hill, a mere
+infant, of course, at that period. Really, now, it is quite curious
+to observe how that venerable female slave--formerly an African
+princess--is repeatedly dying in her hundred and eleventh year, and
+coming to life again punctually every six months in the small-type
+paragraphs. Are you aware, sir, that within the last twelve years no
+fewer than two hundred and eighty-seven of General Washington's colored
+coachmen have died?"
+
+For the soul of me I could not tell whether this quaint little gentleman
+was chaffing me or not. I laid down my knife and fork, and stared at
+him.
+
+"Then there are the mathematicians!" he cried vivaciously, without
+waiting for a reply. "I take great interest in them. Hear this!" and Mr.
+Jaffrey drew a newspaper from a pocket in the tail of his coat, and read
+as follows: "_It has been estimated that if all the candles manufactured
+by this eminent firm (Stearine & Co.) were placed end to end, they
+would reach 2 and 7/8 times around the globe_. Of course," continued Mr.
+Jaffrey, folding up the journal reflectively, "abstruse calculations of
+this kind are not, perhaps, of vital importance, but they indicate the
+intellectual activity of the age. Seriously, now," he said, halting in
+front of the table, "what with books and papers and drives about the
+country, I do not find the days too long, though I seldom see any one,
+except when I go over to K------ for my mail. Existence may be very full
+to a man who stands a little aside from the tumult and watches it with
+philosophic eye. Possibly he may see more of the battle than those who
+are in the midst of the action. Once I was struggling with the crowd, as
+eager and undaunted as the best; perhaps I should have been struggling
+still. Indeed, I know my life would have been very different now if I
+had married Mehetabel--if I had married Mehetabel."
+
+His vivacity was gone, a sudden cloud had come over his bright face, his
+figure seemed to have collapsed, the light seemed to have faded out
+of his hair. With a shuffling step, the very antithesis of his brisk,
+elastic tread, he turned to the door and passed into the road.
+
+"Well," I said to myself, "if Greenton had forty thousand inhabitants,
+it could n't turn out a more astonishing old party than that!"
+
+
+
+
+II. THE CASE OF SILAS JAFFREY.
+
+A man with a passion for _bric-a-brac_ is always stumbling over antique
+bronzes, intaglios, mosaics, and daggers of the time of Benvenuto
+Cellini; the bibliophile finds creamy vellum folios and rare Alduses and
+Elzevirs waiting for him at unsuspected bookstalls; the numismatist has
+but to stretch forth his palm to have priceless coins drop into it. My
+own weakness is odd people, and I am constantly encountering them.
+It was plain that I had unearthed a couple of very queer specimens at
+Bayley's Four-Corners. I saw that a fortnight afforded me too brief an
+opportunity to develop the richness of both, and I resolved to devote
+my spare time to Mr. Jaffrey alone, instinctively recognizing in him
+an unfamiliar species. My professional work in the vicinity of Greenton
+left my evenings and occasionally an afternoon unoccupied; these
+intervals I purposed to employ in studying and classifying my
+fellow-boarder. It was necessary, as a preliminary step, to learn
+something of his previous history, and to this end I addressed myself to
+Mr. Sewell that same night.
+
+"I do not want to seem inquisitive," I said to the landlord, as he was
+fastening up the bar, which, by the way, was the _salle a manger_ and
+general sitting-room--"I do not want to seem inquisitive, but
+your friend Mr. Jaffrey dropped a remark this morning at breakfast
+which--which was not altogether clear to me."
+
+"About Mehetabel?" asked Mr. Sewell, uneasily.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Well, I wish he would n't!"
+
+"He was friendly enough in the course of conversation to hint to me that
+he had not married the young woman, and seemed to regret it."
+
+"No, he did n't marry Mehetabel."
+
+"May I inquire _why_ he did n't marry Mehetabel?"
+
+"Never asked her. Might have married the girl forty times. Old Elkins's
+daughter, over at K------. She 'd have had him quick enough. Seven
+years, off and on, he kept company with Mehetabel, and then she died."
+
+"And he never asked her?"
+
+"He shilly-shallied. Perhaps he did n't think of it. When she was dead
+and gone, then Silas was struck all of a heap--and that's all about it."
+
+Obviously Mr. Sewell did not intend to tell me anything more, and
+obviously there was more to tell. The topic was plainly disagreeable to
+him for some reason or other, and that unknown reason of course piqued
+my curiosity.
+
+As I was absent from dinner and supper that day, I did not meet Mr.
+Jaffrey again until the following morning at breakfast. He had recovered
+his bird-like manner, and was full of a mysterious assassination that
+had just taken place in New York, all the thrilling details of which
+were at his fingers' ends. It was at once comical and sad to see this
+harmless old gentleman with his naive, benevolent countenance, and his
+thin hair flaming up in a semicircle, like the footlights at a theatre,
+revelling in the intricacies of the unmentionable deed.
+
+"You come up to my room to-night," he cried, with horrid glee, "and I
+'ll give you my theory of the murder. I 'll make it as clear as day to
+you that it was the detective himself who fired the three pistol-shots."
+
+It was not so much the desire to have this point elucidated as to make
+a closer study of Mr. Jaffrey that led me to accept his invitation.
+Mr. Jaffrey's bedroom was in an L of the building, and was in no way
+noticeable except for the numerous files of newspapers neatly arranged
+against the blank spaces of the walls, and a huge pile of old magazines
+which stood in one corner, reaching nearly up to the ceiling, and
+threatening to topple over each instant, like the Leaning Tower at Pisa.
+There were green paper shades at the windows, some faded chintz valances
+about the bed, and two or three easy-chairs covered with chintz. On
+a black-walnut shelf between the windows lay a choice collection of
+meerschaum and brier-wood pipes.
+
+Filling one of the chocolate-colored bowls for me and another for
+himself, Mr. Jaffrey began prattling; but not about the murder, which
+appeared to have flown out of his mind. In fact, I do not remember that
+the topic was even touched upon, either then or afterwards.
+
+"Cosey nest this," said Mr. Jaffrey, glancing complacently over the
+apartment. "What is more cheerful, now, in the fall of the year, than an
+open wood-fire? Do you hear those little chirps and twitters coming
+out of that piece of apple-wood? Those are the ghosts of the robins and
+bluebirds that sang upon the bough when it was in blossom last spring.
+In summer whole flocks of them come fluttering about the fruit-trees
+under the window: so I have singing birds all the year round. I take
+it very easy here, I can tell you, summer and winter. Not much society.
+Tobias is not, perhaps, what one would term a great intellectual force,
+but he means well. He 's a realist--believes in coming down to what he
+calls 'the hard pan;' but his heart is in the right place, and he 's
+very kind to me. The wisest thing I ever did in my life was to sell out
+my grain business over at K------, thirteen years ago, and settle down
+at the Corners. When a man has made a competency, what does he want
+more? Besides, at that time an event occurred which destroyed any
+ambition I may have had. Mehetabel died." "The lady you were engaged
+to?" "N-o, not precisely engaged. I think it was quite understood
+between us, though nothing had been said on the subject. Typhoid," added
+Mr. Jaffrey, in a low voice.
+
+For several minutes he smoked in silence, a vague, troubled look playing
+over his countenance. Presently this passed away, and he fixed his gray
+eyes speculatively upon my face.
+
+"If I had married Mehetabel," said Mr. Jaffrey, slowly, and then he
+hesitated. I blew a ring of smoke into the air, and, resting my pipe
+on my knee, dropped into an attitude of attention. "If I had married
+Mehetabel, you know, we should have had--ahem!--a family."
+
+"Very likely," I assented, vastly amused at this unexpected turn.
+
+"A Boy!" exclaimed Mr. Jaffrey, explosively.
+
+"By all means, certainly, a son."
+
+"Great trouble about naming the boy. Mehetabel's family want him named
+Elkanah Elkins, after her grandfather; I want him named Andrew Jackson.
+We compromise by christening him Elkanah Elkins Andrew Jackson Jaffrey.
+Rather a long name for such a short little fellow," said Mr. Jaffrey,
+musingly.
+
+"Andy is n't a bad nickname," I suggested.
+
+"Not at all. We call him Andy, in the family. Somewhat fractious at
+first--colic and things. I suppose it is right, or it would n't be so;
+but the usefulness of measles, mumps, croup, whooping-cough, scarlatina,
+and fits is not clear to the parental eye. I wish Andy would be a model
+infant, and dodge the whole lot."
+
+This supposititious child, born within the last few minutes, was plainly
+assuming the proportions of a reality to Mr. Jaffrey. I began to feel a
+little uncomfortable. I am, as I have said, a civil engineer, and it is
+not strictly in my line to assist at the births of infants, imaginary or
+otherwise. I pulled away vigorously at the pipe, and said nothing.
+
+"What large blue eyes he has," resumed Mr. Jaffrey, after a pause;
+"just like Hetty's; and the fair hair, too, like hers. How oddly certain
+distinctive features are handed down in families! Sometimes a mouth,
+sometimes a turn of the eyebrow. Wicked little boys over at K------ have
+now and then derisively advised me to follow my nose. It would be an
+interesting thing to do. I should find my nose flying about the world,
+turning up unexpectedly here and there, dodging this branch of the
+family and re-appearing in that, now jumping over one greatgrandchild to
+fasten itself upon another, and never losing its individuality. Look
+at Andy. There 's Elkanah Elkins's chin to the life. Andy's chin is
+probably older than the Pyramids. Poor little thing," he cried, with
+sudden indescribable tenderness, "to lose his mother so early!" And Mr.
+Jaf-frey's head sunk upon his breast, and his shoulders slanted forward,
+as if he were actually bending over the cradle of the child. The whole
+gesture and attitude was so natural that it startled me. The pipe
+slipped from my fingers and fell to the floor.
+
+"Hush!" whispered Mr. Jaffrey, with a deprecating motion of his hand.
+"Andy's asleep!"
+
+He rose softly from the chair and, walking across the room on tiptoe,
+drew down the shade at the window through which the moonlight was
+streaming. Then he returned to his seat, and remained gazing with
+half-closed eyes into the dropping embers.
+
+I refilled my pipe and smoked in profound silence, wondering what would
+come next.
+
+But nothing came next. Mr. Jaffrey had fallen into so brown a study
+that, a quarter of an hour afterwards, when I wished him good-night and
+withdrew, I do not think he noticed my departure.
+
+I am not what is called a man of imagination; it is my habit to exclude
+most things not capable of mathematical demonstration; but I am not
+without a certain psychological insight, and I think I understood Mr.
+Jaffrey's case. I could easily understand how a man with an unhealthy,
+sensitive nature, overwhelmed by sudden calamity, might take refuge in
+some forlorn place like this old tavern, and dream his life away. To
+such a man--brooding forever on what might have been and dwelling wholly
+in the realm of his fancies--the actual world might indeed become as a
+dream, and nothing seem real but his illusions. I dare say that thirteen
+years of Bayley's Four-Corners would have its effect upon me; though
+instead of conjuring up golden-haired children of the Madonna, I should
+probably see gnomes and kobolds, and goblins engaged in hoisting false
+signals and misplacing switches for midnight express trains.
+
+"No doubt," I said to myself that night, as I lay in bed, thinking over
+the matter, "this once possible but now impossible child is a great
+comfort to the old gentleman--a greater comfort, perhaps, than a real
+son would be. Maybe Andy will vanish with the shades and mists of night,
+he's such an unsubstantial infant; but if he does n't, and Mr. Jaffrey
+finds pleasure in talking to me about his son, I shall humor the old
+fellow. It would n't be a Christian act to knock over his harmless
+fancy."
+
+I was very impatient to see if Mr. Jaffrey's illusion would stand the
+test of daylight. It did. Elkanah Elkins Andrew Jackson Jaffrey was, so
+to speak, alive and kicking the next morning. On taking his seat at
+the breakfast-table, Mr. Jaffrey whispered to me that Andy had had a
+comfortable night.
+
+"Silas!" said Mr. Sewell, sharply, "what are you whispering about?"
+
+Mr. Sewell was in an ill-humor; perhaps he was jealous because I had
+passed the evening in Mr. Jaffrey's room; but surely Mr. Sewell could
+not expect his boarders to go to bed at eight o'clock every night, as he
+did. From time to time during the meal Mr. Sewell regarded me unkindly
+out of the corner of his eye, and in helping me to the parsnips he
+poniarded them with quite a suggestive air. All this, however, did not
+prevent me from repairing to the door of Mr. Jaffrey's snuggery when
+night came.
+
+"Well, Mr. Jaffrey, how 's Andy this evening?"
+
+"Got a tooth!" cried Mr. Jaffrey, vivaciously.
+
+"No!"
+
+"Yes, he has! Just through. Gave the nurse a silver dollar. Standing
+reward for first tooth."
+
+It was on the tip of my tongue to express surprise that an infant a day
+old should cut a tooth, when I suddenly recollected that Richard III.
+was born with teeth. Feeling myself to be on unfamiliar ground, I
+suppressed my criticism. It was well I did so, for in the next breath I
+was advised that half a year had elapsed since the previous evening.
+
+"Andy 's had a hard six months of it," said Mr. Jaffrey, with the
+well-known narrative air of fathers. "We 've brought him up by hand. His
+grandfather, by the way, was brought up by the bottle"--and brought down
+by it, too, I added mentally, recalling Mr. Sewell's account of the old
+gentleman's tragic end.
+
+Mr. Jaffrey then went on to give me a history of Andy's first six
+months, omitting no detail however insignificant or irrelevant. This
+history I would in turn inflict upon the reader, if I were only certain
+that he is one of those dreadful parents who, under the aegis of
+friendship, bore you at a streets corner with that remarkable thing
+which Freddy said the other day, and insist on singing to you, at an
+evening parly, the Iliad of Tommy's woes.
+
+But to inflict this _enfantillage_ upon the unmarried reader would be
+an act of wanton cruelty. So I pass over that part of Andy's biography,
+and, for the same reason, make no record of the next four or five
+interviews I had with Mr. Jaffrey. It will be sufficient to state
+that Andy glided from extreme infancy to early youth with astonishing
+celerity--at the rate of one year per night, if I remember correctly;
+and--must I confess it?--before the week came to an end, this invisible
+hobgoblin of a boy was only little less of a reality to me than to Mr.
+Jaffrey.
+
+At first I had lent myself to the old dreamer's whim with a keen
+perception of the humor of the thing; but by and by I found that I
+was talking and thinking of Miss Mehetabel's son as though he were a
+veritable personage. Mr. Jafifrey spoke of the child with such an air of
+conviction!--as if Andy were playing among his toys in the next room, or
+making mud-pies down in the yard. In these conversations, it should be
+observed, the child was never supposed to be present, except on that
+single occasion when Mr. Jafifrey leaned over the cradle. After one of
+our _seances_ I would lie awake until the small hours, thinking of the
+boy, and then fall asleep only to have indigestible dreams about him.
+Through the day, and sometimes in the midst of complicated calculations,
+I would catch myself wondering what Andy was up to now! There was no
+shaking him off; he became an inseparable nightmare to me; and I felt
+that if I remained much longer at Bayley's Four-Corners I should
+turn into just such another bald-headed, mild-eyed visionary as Silas
+Jaffrey.
+
+Then the tavern was a grewsome old shell any way, full of unaccountable
+noises after dark--rustlings of garments along unfrequented passages,
+and stealthy footfalls in unoccupied chambers overhead. I never knew of
+an old house without these mysterious noises. Next to my bedroom was a
+musty, dismantled apartment, in one corner of which, leaning against the
+wainscot, was a crippled mangle, with its iron crank tilted in the air
+like the elbow of the late Mr. Clem Jaffrey. Sometimes,
+
+ "In the dead vast and middle of the night,"
+
+I used to hear sounds as if some one were turning that rusty crank on
+the sly. This occurred only on particularly cold nights, and I conceived
+the uncomfortable idea that it was the thin family ghosts, from the
+neglected graveyard in the cornfield, keeping themselves warm by running
+each other through the mangle. There was a haunted air about the whole
+place that made it easy for me to believe in the existence of a phantasm
+like Miss Mehetabel's son, who, after all, was less unearthly than Mr.
+Jaffrey himself, and seemed more properly an inhabitant of this globe
+than the toothless ogre who kept the inn, not to mention the silent
+Witch of Endor that cooked our meals for us over the bar-room fire.
+
+In spite of the scowls and winks bestowed upon me by Mr. Sewell, who let
+slip no opportunity to testify his disapprobation of the intimacy,
+Mr. Jaffrey and I spent all our evenings together--those long autumnal
+evenings, through the length of which he talked about the boy, laying
+out his path in life and hedging the path with roses. He should be sent
+to the High School at Portsmouth, and then to college; he should be
+educated like a gentleman, Andy.
+
+"When the old man dies," remarked Mr. Jaffrey one night, rubbing his
+hands gleefully, as if it were a great joke, "Andy will find that the
+old man has left him a pretty plum."
+
+"What do you think of having Andy enter West Point, when he 's old
+enough?" said Mr. Jaffrey on another occasion. "He need n't necessarily
+go into the army when he graduates; he can become a civil engineer."
+
+This was a stroke of flattery so delicate and indirect that I could
+accept it without immodesty.
+
+There had lately sprung up on the corner of Mr. Jaffrey's bureau a small
+tin house, Gothic in architecture and pink in color, with a slit in the
+roof, and the word _Bank_ painted on one facade. Several times in the
+course of an evening Mr. Jaffrey would rise from his chair without
+interrupting the conversation, and gravely drop a nickel into the
+scuttle of the bank. It was pleasant to observe the solemnity of his
+countenance as he approached the edifice, and the air of triumph with
+which he resumed his seat by the fireplace. One night I missed the tin
+bank. It had disappeared, deposits and all, like a real bank. Evidently
+there had been a defalcation on rather a large scale. I strongly
+suspected that Mr. Sewell was at the bottom of it, but my suspicion
+was not shared by Mr. Jaffrey, who, remarking my glance at the bureau,
+became suddenly depressed. "I 'm afraid," he said, "that I have failed
+to instil into Andrew those principles of integrity which--which"--and
+the old gentleman quite broke down.
+
+Andy was now eight or nine years old, and for some time past, if the
+truth must be told, had given Mr. Jaffrey no inconsiderable trouble;
+what with his impishness and his illnesses, the boy led the pair of us
+a lively dance. I shall not soon forget the anxiety of Mr. Jaffrey the
+night Andy had the scarlet-fever--an anxiety which so infected me that
+I actually returned to the tavern the following afternoon earlier than
+usual, dreading to hear that the little spectre was dead, and greatly
+relieved on meeting Mr. Jaffrey at the door-step with his face wreathed
+in smiles. When I spoke to him of Andy, I was made aware that I was
+inquiring into a case of scarlet-fever that had occurred the year
+before!
+
+It was at this time, towards the end of my second week at Greenton,
+that I noticed what was probably not a new trait--Mr. Jaffrey's curious
+sensitiveness to atmospherical changes. He was as sensitive as a
+barometer. The approach of a storm sent his mercury down instantly. When
+the weather was fair he was hopeful and sunny, and Andy's prospects
+were brilliant. When the weather was overcast and threatening he grew
+restless and despondent, and was afraid that the boy was not going to
+turn out well.
+
+On the Saturday previous to my departure, which had been fixed for
+Monday, it rained heavily all the afternoon, and that night Mr. Jaffrey
+was in an unusually excitable and unhappy frame of mind. His mercury was
+very low indeed.
+
+"That boy is going to the dogs just as fast as he can go," said Mr.
+Jaffrey, with a woful face. "I can't do anything with him."
+
+"He'll come out all right, Mr. Jaffrey. Boys will be boys. I would not
+give a snap for a lad without animal spirits."
+
+"But animal spirits," said Mr. Jaffrey sententiously, "should n't saw
+off the legs of the piano in Tobias's best parlor. I don't know what
+Tobias will say when he finds it out."
+
+"What! has Andy sawed off the legs of the old spinet?" I returned,
+laughing. "Worse than that." "Played upon it, then!" "No, sir. He has
+lied to me!" "I can't believe that of Andy." "Lied to me, sir," repeated
+Mr. Jaffrey, severely. "He pledged me his word of honor that he would
+give over his climbing. The way that boy climbs sends a chill down my
+spine. This morning, notwithstanding his solemn promise, he shinned
+up the lightning-rod attached to the extension, and sat astride the
+ridge-pole. I saw him, and he denied it! When a boy you have caressed
+and indulged and lavished pocket-money on lies to you and _will_ climb,
+then there's nothing more to be said. He's a lost child." "You take too
+dark a view of it, Mr. Jaffrey. Training and education are bound to tell
+in the end, and he has been well brought up."
+
+"But I did n't bring him up on a lightning-rod, did I? If he is ever
+going to know how to behave, he ought to know now. To-morrow he will be
+eleven years old."
+
+The reflection came to me that if Andy had not been brought up by the
+rod, he had certainly been brought up by the lightning. He was eleven
+years old in two weeks!
+
+I essayed, with that perspicacious wisdom which seems to be the peculiar
+property of bachelors and elderly maiden ladies, to tranquillize Mr.
+Jaffrey's mind, and to give him some practical hints on the management
+of youth.
+
+"Spank him," I suggested at last.
+
+"I will!" said the old gentleman.
+
+"And you 'd better do it at once!" I added, as it flashed upon me that
+in six months Andy would be a hundred and forty-three years old!--an age
+at which parental discipline would have to be relaxed.
+
+The next morning. Sunday, the rain came down as if determined to drive
+the quicksilver entirely out of my poor friend. Mr. Jaffrey sat bolt
+upright at the breakfast-table, looking as woe-begone as a bust of
+Dante, and retired to his chamber the moment the meal was finished. As
+the day advanced, the wind veered round to the northeast, and settled
+itself down to work. It was not pleasant to think, and I tried not to
+think, what Mr. Jaffrey's condition would be if the weather did not mend
+its manners by noon; but so far from clearing off at noon, the storm
+increased in violence, and as night set in the wind whistled in a
+spiteful falsetto key, and the rain lashed the old tavern as if it
+were a balky horse that refused to move on. The windows rattled in the
+worm-eaten frames, and the doors of remote rooms, where nobody ever
+went, slammed to in the maddest way. Now and then the tornado, sweeping
+down the side of Mount Agamenticus, bowled across the open country, and
+struck the ancient hostelry point-blank.
+
+Mr. Jaffrey did not appear at supper. I knew that he was expecting me to
+come to his room as usual, and I turned over in my mind a dozen plans
+to evade seeing him that night. The landlord sat at the opposite side
+of the chimney-place, with his eye upon me. I fancy he was aware of the
+effect of this storm on his other boarder, for at intervals, as the wind
+hurled itself against the exposed gable, threatening to burst in the
+windows, Mr. Sewell tipped me an atrocious wink, and displayed his gums
+in a way he had not done since the morning after my arrival at Greenton.
+I wondered if he suspected anything about Andy. There had been odd times
+during the past week when I felt convinced that the existence of Miss
+Mehetabel's son was no secret to Mr. Sewell.
+
+In deference to the gale, the landlord sat up half an hour later than
+was his custom. At half-past eight he went to bed, remarking that he
+thought the old pile would stand till morning.
+
+He had been absent only a few minutes when I heard a rustling at the
+door. I looked up, and beheld Mr. Jaffrey standing on the threshold,
+with his dress in disorder, his scant hair flying, and the wildest
+expression on his face.
+
+"He's gone!" cried Mr. Jaffrey.
+
+"Who? Sewell? Yes, he just went to bed."
+
+"No, not Tobias--the boy!"
+
+"What, run away?"
+
+"No--he is dead! He has fallen from a step-ladder in the red chamber and
+broken his neck!"
+
+Mr. Jaffrey threw up his hands with a gesture of despair, and
+disappeared. I followed him through the hall, saw him go into his own
+apartment, and heard the bolt of the door drawn to. Then I returned to
+the bar-room, and sat for an hour or two in the ruddy glow of the fire,
+brooding over the strange experience of the last fortnight.
+
+On my way to bed I paused at Mr. Jaf-frey's door, and, in a lull of the
+storm, the measured respiration within told me that the old gentleman
+was sleeping peacefully.
+
+Slumber was coy with me that night. I lay listening to the soughing of
+the wind, and thinking of Mr. Jaffrey's illusion. It had amused me at
+first with its grotesqueness; but now the poor little phantom was dead,
+I was conscious that there had been something pathetic in it all along.
+Shortly after midnight the wind sunk down, coming and going fainter and
+fainter, floating around the eaves of the tavern with an undulating,
+murmurous sound, as if it were turning itself into soft wings to bear
+away the spirit of a little child.
+
+Perhaps nothing that happened during my stay at Bayley's Four-Corners
+took me so completely by surprise as Mr. Jaffrey's radiant countenance
+the next morning. The morning itself was not fresher or sunnier. His
+round face literally shone with geniality and happiness. His eyes
+twinkled like diamonds, and the magnetic light of his hair was turned
+on full. He came into my room while I was packing my valise. He chirped,
+and prattled, and carolled, and was sorry I was going away--but never a
+word about Andy. However, the boy had probably been dead several years
+then!
+
+The open wagon that was to carry me to the station stood at the door;
+Mr. Sewell was placing my case of instruments under the seat, and Mr.
+Jaffrey had gone up to his room to get me a certain newspaper containing
+an account of a remarkable shipwreck on the Auckland Islands. I took the
+opportunity to thank Mr. Sewell for his courtesies to me, and to express
+my regret at leaving him and Mr. Jaffrey.
+
+"I have become very much attached to Mr. Jaffrey," I said; "he is a most
+interesting person; but that hypothetical boy of his, that son of Miss
+Mehetabel's"--
+
+"Yes, I know!" interrupted Mr. Sewell, testily. "Fell off a step-ladder
+and broke his dratted neck. Eleven year old, was n't he? Always does,
+jest at that point. Next week Silas will begin the whole thing over
+again, if he can get anybody to listen to him."
+
+"I see. Our amiable friend is a little queer on that subject."
+
+Mr. Sewell glanced cautiously over his shoulder, and, tapping himself
+significantly on the forehead, said in a low voice,
+
+"Room To Let--Unfurnished!"
+
+
+
+
+
+
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+ <div style="height: 8em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
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+ <h1>
+ MISS MEHETABEL'S SON.
+ </h1>
+ <h2>
+ By Thomas Bailey Aldrich
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ Boston And New York Houghton Mifflin Company
+ </h3>
+ <h4>
+ Copyright, 1873, 1885, and 1901
+ </h4>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ Contents
+ </h2>
+ <table summary="">
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> I. THE OLD TAVERN AT BAYLEY'S FOUR
+ CORNERS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> II. THE CASE OF SILAS JAFFREY. </a>
+ </p>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ I. THE OLD TAVERN AT BAYLEY'S FOUR CORNERS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ You will not find Greenton, or Bayley's Four-Corners, as it is more
+ usually designated, on any map of New England that I know of. It is not a
+ town; it is not even a village; it is merely an absurd hotel. The almost
+ indescribable place called Greenton is at the intersection of four roads,
+ in the heart of New Hampshire, twenty miles from the nearest settlement of
+ note, and ten miles from any railway station. A good location for a hotel,
+ you will say. Precisely; but there has always been a hotel there, and for
+ the last dozen years it has been pretty well patronized&mdash;by one
+ boarder. Not to trifle with an intelligent public, I will state at once
+ that, in the early part of this century, Greenton was a point at which the
+ mail-coach on the Great Northern Route stopped to change horses and allow
+ the passengers to dine. People in the county, wishing to take the early
+ mail Portsmouth-ward, put up overnight at the old tavern, famous for its
+ irreproachable larder and soft feather-beds. The tavern at that time was
+ kept by Jonathan Bayley, who rivalled his wallet in growing corpulent, and
+ in due time passed away. At his death the establishment, which included a
+ farm, fell into the hands of a son-in-law. Now, though Bayley left his
+ son-in-law a hotel&mdash;which sounds handsome&mdash;he left him no
+ guests; for at about the period of the old man's death the old stage-coach
+ died also. Apoplexy carried off one, and steam the other. Thus, by a
+ sudden swerve in the tide of progress, the tavern at the Corners found
+ itself high and dry, like a wreck on a sand-bank. Shortly after this
+ event, or maybe contemporaneously, there was some attempt to build a town
+ at Green-ton; but it apparently failed, if eleven cellars choked up with
+ <i>débris</i> and overgrown with burdocks are any indication of failure.
+ The farm, however, was a good farm, as things go in New Hampshire, and
+ Tobias Sewell, the son-in-law, could afford to snap his fingers at the
+ travelling public if they came near enough&mdash;which they never did.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hotel remains to-day pretty much the same as when Jonathan Bayley
+ handed in his accounts in 1840, except that Sewell hasfrom time to time
+ sold the furniture of some of the upper chambers to bridal couples in the
+ neighborhood. The bar is still open, and the parlor door says Parlour in
+ tall black letters. Now and then a passing drover looks in at that lonely
+ bar-room, where a high-shouldered bottle of Santa Cruz rum ogles with a
+ peculiarly knowing air a shrivelled lemon on a shelf; now and then a
+ farmer rides across country to talk crops and stock and take a friendly
+ glass with Tobias; and now and then a circus caravan with speckled ponies,
+ or a menagerie with a soggy elephant, halts under the swinging sign, on
+ which there is a dim mail-coach with four phantomish horses driven by a
+ portly gentleman whose head has been washed off by the rain. Other
+ customers there are none, except that one regular boarder whom have
+ mentioned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If misery makes a man acquainted with strange bed-fellows, it is equally
+ certain that the profession of surveyor and civil engineer often takes one
+ into undreamed-of localities. I had never heard of Greenton until my
+ duties sent me there, and kept me there two weeks in the dreariest season
+ of the year. I do not think I would, of my own volition, have selected
+ Greenton for a fortnight's sojourn at any time; but now the business is
+ over, I shall never regret the circumstances that made me the guest of
+ Tobias Sewell, and brought me into intimate relations with Miss
+ Mehetabel's Son.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a black October night in the year of grace 1872, that discovered me
+ standing in front of the old tavern at the Corners.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Though the ten miles' ride from K&mdash;&mdash;&mdash; had been
+ depressing, especially the last five miles, on account of the cold
+ autumnal rain that had set in, I felt a pang of regret on hearing the
+ rickety open wagon turn round in the road and roll off in the darkness.
+ There were no lights visible anywhere, and only for the big, shapeless
+ mass of something in front of me, which the driver had said was the hotel,
+ I should have fancied that I had been set down by the roadside. I was wet
+ to the skin and in no amiable humor; and not being able to find bell-pull
+ or knocker, or even a door, I belabored the side of the house with my
+ heavy walking-stick. In a minute or two I saw a light flickering somewhere
+ aloft, then I heard the sound of a window opening, followed by an
+ exclamation of disgust as a blast of wind extinguished the candle which
+ had given me an instantaneous picture <i>en silhouette</i> of a man
+ leaning out of a casement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I say, what do you want, down there?&rdquo; inquired an unprepossessing voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I want to come in; I want a supper, and a bed, and numberless things.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This is n't no time of night to go rousing honest folks out of their
+ sleep. Who are you, anyway?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The question, superficially considered, was a very simple one, and I, of
+ all people in the world, ought to have been able to answer it off-hand;
+ but it staggered me. Strangely enough, there came drifting across my
+ memory the lettering on the back of a metaphysical work which I had seen
+ years before on a shelf in the Astor Library. Owing to an unpremeditatedly
+ funny collocation of title and author, the lettering read as follows: &ldquo;Who
+ am I? Jones.&rdquo; Evidently it had puzzled Jones to know who he was, or he
+ would n't have written a book about it, and come to so lame and impotent a
+ conclusion. It certainly puzzled me at that instant to define my identity.
+ &ldquo;Thirty years ago,&rdquo; I reflected, &ldquo;I was nothing; fifty years hence I shall
+ be nothing again, humanly speaking. In the mean time, who am I,
+ sure-enough?&rdquo; It had never before occurred to me what an indefinite
+ article I was. I wish it had not occurred to me then. Standing there in
+ the rain and darkness, I wrestled vainly with the problem, and was
+ constrained to fall back upon a Yankee expedient.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Isn't this a hotel?&rdquo; I asked finally,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it is a sort of hotel,&rdquo; said the voice, doubtfully. My hesitation
+ and prevarication had apparently not inspired my interlocutor with
+ confidence in me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then let me in. I have just driven over from K&mdash;&mdash;&mdash; in
+ this infernal rain. I am wet through and through.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But what do you want here, at the Corners? What's your business? People
+ don't come here, leastways in the middle of the night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is n't in the middle of the night,&rdquo; I returned, incensed. &ldquo;I come on
+ business connected with the new road. I 'm the superintendent of the
+ works.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And if you don't open the door at once, I'll raise the whole neighborhood&mdash;and
+ then go to the other hotel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I said that, I supposed Greenton was a village with a population of
+ at least three or four thousand and was wondering vaguely at the absence
+ of lights and other signs of human habitation. Surely, I thought, all the
+ people cannot be abed and asleep at half past ten o'clock: perhaps I am in
+ the business section of the town, among the shops.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You jest wait,&rdquo; said the voice above.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This request was not devoid of a certain accent of menace, and I braced
+ myself for a sortie on the part of the besieged, if he had any such
+ hostile intent. Presently a door opened at the very place where I least
+ expected a door, at the farther end of the building, in fact, and a man in
+ his shirtsleeves, shielding a candle with his left hand, appeared on the
+ threshold. I passed quickly into the house, with Mr. Tobias Sewell (for
+ this was Mr. Sewell) at my heels, and found myself in a long, low-studded
+ bar-room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There were two chairs drawn up before the hearth, on which a huge hemlock
+ backlog was still smouldering, and on the un-painted deal counter
+ contiguous stood two cloudy glasses with bits of lemon-peel in the bottom,
+ hinting at recent libations. Against the discolored wall over the bar hung
+ a yellowed handbill, in a warped frame, announcing that &ldquo;the Next Annual
+ N. H. Agricultural Fair&rdquo; would take place on the 10th of September, 1841.
+ There was no other furniture or decoration in this dismal apartment,
+ except the cobwebs which festooned the ceiling, hanging down here and
+ there like stalactites.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell set the candlestick on the mantel-shelf, and threw some
+ pine-knots on the fire, which immediately broke into a blaze, and showed
+ him to be a lank, narrow-chested man, past sixty, with sparse, steel-gray
+ hair, and small, deep-set eyes, perfectly round, like a fish's, and of no
+ particular color. His chief personal characteristics seemed to be too much
+ feet and not enough teeth. His sharply cut, but rather simple face, as he
+ turned it towards me, wore a look of interrogation. I replied to his mute
+ inquiry by taking out my pocket-book and handing him my business-card,
+ which he held up to the candle and perused with great deliberation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You 're a civil engineer, are you?&rdquo; he said, displaying his gums, which
+ gave his countenance an expression of almost infantile innocence. He made
+ no further audible remark, but mumbled between his thin lips something
+ which an imaginative person might have construed into &ldquo;If you 're at civil
+ engineer, I 'll be blessed if I would n't like to see an uncivil one!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell's growl, however, was worse than his bite&mdash;owing to his
+ lack of teeth probably&mdash;for he very good-naturedly set himself to
+ work preparing supper for me. After a slice of cold ham, and a warm punch,
+ to which my chilled condition gave a grateful flavor, I went to bed in a
+ distant chamber in a most amiable mood, feeling satisfied that Jones was a
+ donkey to bother himself about his identity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I awoke, the sun was several hours high. My bed faced a window, and
+ by raising myself on one elbow I could look out on what I expected would
+ be the main street. To my astonishment I beheld a lonely country road
+ winding up a sterile hill and disappearing over the ridge. In a cornfield
+ at the right of the road was a small private graveyard, enclosed by a
+ crumbling stonewall with a red gate. The only thing suggestive of life was
+ this little corner lot occupied by death. I got out of bed and went to the
+ other window. There I had an uninterrupted view of twelve miles of open
+ landscape, with Mount Agamenticus in the purple distance. Not a house or a
+ spire in sight. &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I exclaimed, &ldquo;Greenton does n't appear to be a
+ very closely packed metropolis!&rdquo; That rival hotel with which I had
+ threatened Mr. Sewell overnight was not a deadly weapon, looking at it by
+ daylight. &ldquo;By Jove!&rdquo; I reflected, &ldquo;maybe I 'm in the wrong place.&rdquo; But
+ there, tacked against a panel of the bedroom door, was a faded time-table
+ dated Greenton, August 1, 1839.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I smiled all the time I was dressing, and went smiling down stairs, where
+ I found Mr. Sewell, assisted by one of the fair sex in the first bloom of
+ her eightieth year, serving breakfast for me on a small table&mdash;in the
+ bar-room!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I overslept myself this morning,&rdquo; I remarked apologetically, &ldquo;and I see
+ that I am putting you to some trouble. In future, if you will have me
+ called, I will take my meals at the usual <i>table de hôte</i>.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At the what?&rdquo; said Mr. Sewell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I mean with the other boarders.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell paused in the act of lifting a chop from the fire, and, resting
+ the point of his fork against the woodwork of the mantelpiece, grinned
+ from ear to ear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bless you! there is n't any other boarders. There has n't been anybody
+ put up here sence&mdash;let me see&mdash;sence father-in-law died, and
+ that was in the fall of '40. To be sure, there 's Silas; <i>he</i>'s a
+ regular boarder; but I don't count him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell then explained how the tavern had lost its custom when the old
+ stage line was broken up by the railroad. The introduction of steam was,
+ in Mr. Sewell's estimation, a fatal error. &ldquo;Jest killed local business.
+ Carried it off, I 'm darned if I know where. The whole country has been
+ sort o' retrograding ever sence steam was invented.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You spoke of having one boarder,&rdquo; I said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Silas? Yes; he come here the summer 'Tilda died&mdash;she that was 'Tilda
+ Bayley&mdash;and he 's here yet, going on thirteen year. He could n't live
+ any longer with the old man. Between you and I, old Clem Jaffrey, Silas's
+ father, was a hard nut. Yes,&rdquo; said Mr. Sewell, crooking his elbow in
+ inimitable pantomime, &ldquo;altogether too often. Found dead in the road
+ hugging a three-gallon demijohn. <i>Habeas corpus</i> in the barn,&rdquo; added
+ Mr. Sewell, intending, I presume, to intimate that a <i>post-mortem</i>
+ examination had been deemed necessary. &ldquo;Silas,&rdquo; he resumed, in that
+ respectful tone which one should always adopt when speaking of capital,
+ &ldquo;is a man of considerable property; lives on his interest, and keeps a
+ hoss and shay. He 's a great scholar, too, Silas; takes all the
+ pe-ri-odicals and the Police Gazette regular.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell was turning over a third chop, when the door opened and a
+ stoutish, middle-aged little gentleman, clad in deep black, stepped into
+ the room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Silas Jaffrey,&rdquo; said Mr. Sewell, with a comprehensive sweep of his arm,
+ picking up me and the new-comer on one fork, so to speak. &ldquo;Be acquainted!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Jaffrey advanced briskly, and gave me his hand with unlooked-for
+ cordiality. He was a dapper little man, with a head as round and nearly as
+ bald as an orange, and not unlike an orange in complexion, either; he had
+ twinkling gray eyes and a pronounced Roman nose, the numerous freckles
+ upon which were deepened by his funereal dress-coat and trousers. He
+ reminded me of Alfred de Musset's blackbird, which, with its yellow beak
+ and sombre plumage, looked like an undertaker eating an omelet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Silas will take care of you,&rdquo; said Mr. Sewell, taking down his hat from a
+ peg behind the door. &ldquo;I 've got the cattle to look after. Tell him, if you
+ want anything.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While I ate my breakfast, Mr. Jaffrey hopped up and down the narrow
+ bar-room and chirped away as blithely as a bird on a cherry-bough,
+ occasionally ruffling with his fingers a slight fringe of auburn hair
+ which stood up pertly round his head and seemed to possess a luminous
+ quality of its own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't I find it a little slow up here at the Corners? Not at all, my dear
+ sir. I am in the thick of life up here. So many interesting things going
+ on all over the world&mdash;inventions, discoveries, spirits, railroad
+ disasters, mysterious homicides. Poets, murderers, musicians, statesmen,
+ distinguished travellers, prodigies of all kinds turning up everywhere.
+ Very few events or persons escape me. I take six daily city papers,
+ thirteen weekly journals, all the monthly magazines, and two quarterlies.
+ I could not get along with less. I could n't if you asked me. I never feel
+ lonely. How can I, being on intimate terms, as it were, with thousands and
+ thousands of people? There's that young woman out West. What an
+ entertaining creature <i>she</i> is!&mdash;now in Missouri, now in
+ Indiana, and now in Minnesota, always on the go, and all the time shedding
+ needles from various parts of her body as if she really enjoyed it! Then
+ there 's that versatile patriarch who walks hundreds of miles and saws
+ thousands of feet of wood, before breakfast, and shows no signs of giving
+ out. Then there's that remarkable, one may say that historical colored
+ woman who knew Benjamin Franklin, and fought at the battle of Bunk&mdash;no,
+ it is the old negro man who fought at Bunker Hill, a mere infant, of
+ course, at that period. Really, now, it is quite curious to observe how
+ that venerable female slave&mdash;formerly an African princess&mdash;is
+ repeatedly dying in her hundred and eleventh year, and coming to life
+ again punctually every six months in the small-type paragraphs. Are you
+ aware, sir, that within the last twelve years no fewer than two hundred
+ and eighty-seven of General Washington's colored coachmen have died?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For the soul of me I could not tell whether this quaint little gentleman
+ was chaffing me or not. I laid down my knife and fork, and stared at him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then there are the mathematicians!&rdquo; he cried vivaciously, without waiting
+ for a reply. &ldquo;I take great interest in them. Hear this!&rdquo; and Mr. Jaffrey
+ drew a newspaper from a pocket in the tail of his coat, and read as
+ follows: &ldquo;<i>It has been estimated that if all the candles manufactured by
+ this eminent firm (Stearine &amp; Co.) were placed end to end, they would
+ reach 2 and 7/8 times around the globe</i>. Of course,&rdquo; continued Mr.
+ Jaffrey, folding up the journal reflectively, &ldquo;abstruse calculations of
+ this kind are not, perhaps, of vital importance, but they indicate the
+ intellectual activity of the age. Seriously, now,&rdquo; he said, halting in
+ front of the table, &ldquo;what with books and papers and drives about the
+ country, I do not find the days too long, though I seldom see any one,
+ except when I go over to K&mdash;&mdash;&mdash; for my mail. Existence may
+ be very full to a man who stands a little aside from the tumult and
+ watches it with philosophic eye. Possibly he may see more of the battle
+ than those who are in the midst of the action. Once I was struggling with
+ the crowd, as eager and undaunted as the best; perhaps I should have been
+ struggling still. Indeed, I know my life would have been very different
+ now if I had married Mehetabel&mdash;if I had married Mehetabel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His vivacity was gone, a sudden cloud had come over his bright face, his
+ figure seemed to have collapsed, the light seemed to have faded out of his
+ hair. With a shuffling step, the very antithesis of his brisk, elastic
+ tread, he turned to the door and passed into the road.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I said to myself, &ldquo;if Greenton had forty thousand inhabitants, it
+ could n't turn out a more astonishing old party than that!&rdquo;
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ II. THE CASE OF SILAS JAFFREY.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ A man with a passion for <i>bric-à-brac</i> is always stumbling over
+ antique bronzes, intaglios, mosaics, and daggers of the time of Benvenuto
+ Cellini; the bibliophile finds creamy vellum folios and rare Alduses and
+ Elzevirs waiting for him at unsuspected bookstalls; the numismatist has
+ but to stretch forth his palm to have priceless coins drop into it. My own
+ weakness is odd people, and I am constantly encountering them. It was
+ plain that I had unearthed a couple of very queer specimens at Bayley's
+ Four-Corners. I saw that a fortnight afforded me too brief an opportunity
+ to develop the richness of both, and I resolved to devote my spare time to
+ Mr. Jaffrey alone, instinctively recognizing in him an unfamiliar species.
+ My professional work in the vicinity of Greenton left my evenings and
+ occasionally an afternoon unoccupied; these intervals I purposed to employ
+ in studying and classifying my fellow-boarder. It was necessary, as a
+ preliminary step, to learn something of his previous history, and to this
+ end I addressed myself to Mr. Sewell that same night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I do not want to seem inquisitive,&rdquo; I said to the landlord, as he was
+ fastening up the bar, which, by the way, was the <i>salle à manger</i> and
+ general sitting-room&mdash;&ldquo;I do not want to seem inquisitive, but your
+ friend Mr. Jaffrey dropped a remark this morning at breakfast which&mdash;which
+ was not altogether clear to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;About Mehetabel?&rdquo; asked Mr. Sewell, uneasily.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I wish he would n't!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He was friendly enough in the course of conversation to hint to me that
+ he had not married the young woman, and seemed to regret it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, he did n't marry Mehetabel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;May I inquire <i>why</i> he did n't marry Mehetabel?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never asked her. Might have married the girl forty times. Old Elkins's
+ daughter, over at K&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;. She 'd have had him quick
+ enough. Seven years, off and on, he kept company with Mehetabel, and then
+ she died.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And he never asked her?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He shilly-shallied. Perhaps he did n't think of it. When she was dead and
+ gone, then Silas was struck all of a heap&mdash;and that's all about it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Obviously Mr. Sewell did not intend to tell me anything more, and
+ obviously there was more to tell. The topic was plainly disagreeable to
+ him for some reason or other, and that unknown reason of course piqued my
+ curiosity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As I was absent from dinner and supper that day, I did not meet Mr.
+ Jaffrey again until the following morning at breakfast. He had recovered
+ his bird-like manner, and was full of a mysterious assassination that had
+ just taken place in New York, all the thrilling details of which were at
+ his fingers' ends. It was at once comical and sad to see this harmless old
+ gentleman with his naïve, benevolent countenance, and his thin hair
+ flaming up in a semicircle, like the footlights at a theatre, revelling in
+ the intricacies of the unmentionable deed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You come up to my room to-night,&rdquo; he cried, with horrid glee, &ldquo;and I 'll
+ give you my theory of the murder. I 'll make it as clear as day to you
+ that it was the detective himself who fired the three pistol-shots.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was not so much the desire to have this point elucidated as to make a
+ closer study of Mr. Jaffrey that led me to accept his invitation. Mr.
+ Jaffrey's bedroom was in an L of the building, and was in no way
+ noticeable except for the numerous files of newspapers neatly arranged
+ against the blank spaces of the walls, and a huge pile of old magazines
+ which stood in one corner, reaching nearly up to the ceiling, and
+ threatening to topple over each instant, like the Leaning Tower at Pisa.
+ There were green paper shades at the windows, some faded chintz valances
+ about the bed, and two or three easy-chairs covered with chintz. On a
+ black-walnut shelf between the windows lay a choice collection of
+ meerschaum and brier-wood pipes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Filling one of the chocolate-colored bowls for me and another for himself,
+ Mr. Jaffrey began prattling; but not about the murder, which appeared to
+ have flown out of his mind. In fact, I do not remember that the topic was
+ even touched upon, either then or afterwards.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Cosey nest this,&rdquo; said Mr. Jaffrey, glancing complacently over the
+ apartment. &ldquo;What is more cheerful, now, in the fall of the year, than an
+ open wood-fire? Do you hear those little chirps and twitters coming out of
+ that piece of apple-wood? Those are the ghosts of the robins and bluebirds
+ that sang upon the bough when it was in blossom last spring. In summer
+ whole flocks of them come fluttering about the fruit-trees under the
+ window: so I have singing birds all the year round. I take it very easy
+ here, I can tell you, summer and winter. Not much society. Tobias is not,
+ perhaps, what one would term a great intellectual force, but he means
+ well. He 's a realist&mdash;believes in coming down to what he calls 'the
+ hard pan;' but his heart is in the right place, and he 's very kind to me.
+ The wisest thing I ever did in my life was to sell out my grain business
+ over at K&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;, thirteen years ago, and settle down at the
+ Corners. When a man has made a competency, what does he want more?
+ Besides, at that time an event occurred which destroyed any ambition I may
+ have had. Mehetabel died.&rdquo; &ldquo;The lady you were engaged to?&rdquo; &ldquo;N-o, not
+ precisely engaged. I think it was quite understood between us, though
+ nothing had been said on the subject. Typhoid,&rdquo; added Mr. Jaffrey, in a
+ low voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For several minutes he smoked in silence, a vague, troubled look playing
+ over his countenance. Presently this passed away, and he fixed his gray
+ eyes speculatively upon my face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I had married Mehetabel,&rdquo; said Mr. Jaffrey, slowly, and then he
+ hesitated. I blew a ring of smoke into the air, and, resting my pipe on my
+ knee, dropped into an attitude of attention. &ldquo;If I had married Mehetabel,
+ you know, we should have had&mdash;ahem!&mdash;a family.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very likely,&rdquo; I assented, vastly amused at this unexpected turn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A Boy!&rdquo; exclaimed Mr. Jaffrey, explosively.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By all means, certainly, a son.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Great trouble about naming the boy. Mehetabel's family want him named
+ Elkanah Elkins, after her grandfather; I want him named Andrew Jackson. We
+ compromise by christening him Elkanah Elkins Andrew Jackson Jaffrey.
+ Rather a long name for such a short little fellow,&rdquo; said Mr. Jaffrey,
+ musingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Andy is n't a bad nickname,&rdquo; I suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not at all. We call him Andy, in the family. Somewhat fractious at first&mdash;colic
+ and things. I suppose it is right, or it would n't be so; but the
+ usefulness of measles, mumps, croup, whooping-cough, scarlatina, and fits
+ is not clear to the parental eye. I wish Andy would be a model infant, and
+ dodge the whole lot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This supposititious child, born within the last few minutes, was plainly
+ assuming the proportions of a reality to Mr. Jaffrey. I began to feel a
+ little uncomfortable. I am, as I have said, a civil engineer, and it is
+ not strictly in my line to assist at the births of infants, imaginary or
+ otherwise. I pulled away vigorously at the pipe, and said nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What large blue eyes he has,&rdquo; resumed Mr. Jaffrey, after a pause; &ldquo;just
+ like Hetty's; and the fair hair, too, like hers. How oddly certain
+ distinctive features are handed down in families! Sometimes a mouth,
+ sometimes a turn of the eyebrow. Wicked little boys over at K&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;
+ have now and then derisively advised me to follow my nose. It would be an
+ interesting thing to do. I should find my nose flying about the world,
+ turning up unexpectedly here and there, dodging this branch of the family
+ and re-appearing in that, now jumping over one greatgrandchild to fasten
+ itself upon another, and never losing its individuality. Look at Andy.
+ There 's Elkanah Elkins's chin to the life. Andy's chin is probably older
+ than the Pyramids. Poor little thing,&rdquo; he cried, with sudden indescribable
+ tenderness, &ldquo;to lose his mother so early!&rdquo; And Mr. Jaf-frey's head sunk
+ upon his breast, and his shoulders slanted forward, as if he were actually
+ bending over the cradle of the child. The whole gesture and attitude was
+ so natural that it startled me. The pipe slipped from my fingers and fell
+ to the floor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hush!&rdquo; whispered Mr. Jaffrey, with a deprecating motion of his hand.
+ &ldquo;Andy's asleep!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He rose softly from the chair and, walking across the room on tiptoe, drew
+ down the shade at the window through which the moonlight was streaming.
+ Then he returned to his seat, and remained gazing with half-closed eyes
+ into the dropping embers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I refilled my pipe and smoked in profound silence, wondering what would
+ come next.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But nothing came next. Mr. Jaffrey had fallen into so brown a study that,
+ a quarter of an hour afterwards, when I wished him good-night and
+ withdrew, I do not think he noticed my departure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am not what is called a man of imagination; it is my habit to exclude
+ most things not capable of mathematical demonstration; but I am not
+ without a certain psychological insight, and I think I understood Mr.
+ Jaffrey's case. I could easily understand how a man with an unhealthy,
+ sensitive nature, overwhelmed by sudden calamity, might take refuge in
+ some forlorn place like this old tavern, and dream his life away. To such
+ a man&mdash;brooding forever on what might have been and dwelling wholly
+ in the realm of his fancies&mdash;the actual world might indeed become as
+ a dream, and nothing seem real but his illusions. I dare say that thirteen
+ years of Bayley's Four-Corners would have its effect upon me; though
+ instead of conjuring up golden-haired children of the Madonna, I should
+ probably see gnomes and kobolds, and goblins engaged in hoisting false
+ signals and misplacing switches for midnight express trains.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No doubt,&rdquo; I said to myself that night, as I lay in bed, thinking over
+ the matter, &ldquo;this once possible but now impossible child is a great
+ comfort to the old gentleman&mdash;a greater comfort, perhaps, than a real
+ son would be. Maybe Andy will vanish with the shades and mists of night,
+ he's such an unsubstantial infant; but if he does n't, and Mr. Jaffrey
+ finds pleasure in talking to me about his son, I shall humor the old
+ fellow. It would n't be a Christian act to knock over his harmless fancy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was very impatient to see if Mr. Jaffrey's illusion would stand the test
+ of daylight. It did. Elkanah Elkins Andrew Jackson Jaffrey was, so to
+ speak, alive and kicking the next morning. On taking his seat at the
+ breakfast-table, Mr. Jaffrey whispered to me that Andy had had a
+ comfortable night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Silas!&rdquo; said Mr. Sewell, sharply, &ldquo;what are you whispering about?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell was in an ill-humor; perhaps he was jealous because I had
+ passed the evening in Mr. Jaffrey's room; but surely Mr. Sewell could not
+ expect his boarders to go to bed at eight o'clock every night, as he did.
+ From time to time during the meal Mr. Sewell regarded me unkindly out of
+ the corner of his eye, and in helping me to the parsnips he poniarded them
+ with quite a suggestive air. All this, however, did not prevent me from
+ repairing to the door of Mr. Jaffrey's snuggery when night came.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Mr. Jaffrey, how 's Andy this evening?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Got a tooth!&rdquo; cried Mr. Jaffrey, vivaciously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, he has! Just through. Gave the nurse a silver dollar. Standing
+ reward for first tooth.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was on the tip of my tongue to express surprise that an infant a day
+ old should cut a tooth, when I suddenly recollected that Richard III. was
+ born with teeth. Feeling myself to be on unfamiliar ground, I suppressed
+ my criticism. It was well I did so, for in the next breath I was advised
+ that half a year had elapsed since the previous evening.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Andy 's had a hard six months of it,&rdquo; said Mr. Jaffrey, with the
+ well-known narrative air of fathers. &ldquo;We 've brought him up by hand. His
+ grandfather, by the way, was brought up by the bottle&rdquo;&mdash;and brought
+ down by it, too, I added mentally, recalling Mr. Sewell's account of the
+ old gentleman's tragic end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Jaffrey then went on to give me a history of Andy's first six months,
+ omitting no detail however insignificant or irrelevant. This history I
+ would in turn inflict upon the reader, if I were only certain that he is
+ one of those dreadful parents who, under the aegis of friendship, bore you
+ at a streets corner with that remarkable thing which Freddy said the other
+ day, and insist on singing to you, at an evening parly, the Iliad of
+ Tommy's woes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to inflict this <i>enfantillage</i> upon the unmarried reader would be
+ an act of wanton cruelty. So I pass over that part of Andy's biography,
+ and, for the same reason, make no record of the next four or five
+ interviews I had with Mr. Jaffrey. It will be sufficient to state that
+ Andy glided from extreme infancy to early youth with astonishing celerity&mdash;at
+ the rate of one year per night, if I remember correctly; and&mdash;must I
+ confess it?&mdash;before the week came to an end, this invisible hobgoblin
+ of a boy was only little less of a reality to me than to Mr. Jaffrey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At first I had lent myself to the old dreamer's whim with a keen
+ perception of the humor of the thing; but by and by I found that I was
+ talking and thinking of Miss Mehetabel's son as though he were a veritable
+ personage. Mr. Jafifrey spoke of the child with such an air of conviction!&mdash;as
+ if Andy were playing among his toys in the next room, or making mud-pies
+ down in the yard. In these conversations, it should be observed, the child
+ was never supposed to be present, except on that single occasion when Mr.
+ Jafifrey leaned over the cradle. After one of our <i>séances</i> I would
+ lie awake until the small hours, thinking of the boy, and then fall asleep
+ only to have indigestible dreams about him. Through the day, and sometimes
+ in the midst of complicated calculations, I would catch myself wondering
+ what Andy was up to now! There was no shaking him off; he became an
+ inseparable nightmare to me; and I felt that if I remained much longer at
+ Bayley's Four-Corners I should turn into just such another bald-headed,
+ mild-eyed visionary as Silas Jaffrey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then the tavern was a grewsome old shell any way, full of unaccountable
+ noises after dark&mdash;rustlings of garments along unfrequented passages,
+ and stealthy footfalls in unoccupied chambers overhead. I never knew of an
+ old house without these mysterious noises. Next to my bedroom was a musty,
+ dismantled apartment, in one corner of which, leaning against the
+ wainscot, was a crippled mangle, with its iron crank tilted in the air
+ like the elbow of the late Mr. Clem Jaffrey. Sometimes,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;In the dead vast and middle of the night,&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ I used to hear sounds as if some one were turning that rusty crank on the
+ sly. This occurred only on particularly cold nights, and I conceived the
+ uncomfortable idea that it was the thin family ghosts, from the neglected
+ graveyard in the cornfield, keeping themselves warm by running each other
+ through the mangle. There was a haunted air about the whole place that
+ made it easy for me to believe in the existence of a phantasm like Miss
+ Mehetabel's son, who, after all, was less unearthly than Mr. Jaffrey
+ himself, and seemed more properly an inhabitant of this globe than the
+ toothless ogre who kept the inn, not to mention the silent Witch of Endor
+ that cooked our meals for us over the bar-room fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In spite of the scowls and winks bestowed upon me by Mr. Sewell, who let
+ slip no opportunity to testify his disapprobation of the intimacy, Mr.
+ Jaffrey and I spent all our evenings together&mdash;those long autumnal
+ evenings, through the length of which he talked about the boy, laying out
+ his path in life and hedging the path with roses. He should be sent to the
+ High School at Portsmouth, and then to college; he should be educated like
+ a gentleman, Andy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When the old man dies,&rdquo; remarked Mr. Jaffrey one night, rubbing his hands
+ gleefully, as if it were a great joke, &ldquo;Andy will find that the old man
+ has left him a pretty plum.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you think of having Andy enter West Point, when he 's old
+ enough?&rdquo; said Mr. Jaffrey on another occasion. &ldquo;He need n't necessarily go
+ into the army when he graduates; he can become a civil engineer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was a stroke of flattery so delicate and indirect that I could accept
+ it without immodesty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There had lately sprung up on the corner of Mr. Jaffrey's bureau a small
+ tin house, Gothic in architecture and pink in color, with a slit in the
+ roof, and the word <i>Bank</i> painted on one façade. Several times in the
+ course of an evening Mr. Jaffrey would rise from his chair without
+ interrupting the conversation, and gravely drop a nickel into the scuttle
+ of the bank. It was pleasant to observe the solemnity of his countenance
+ as he approached the edifice, and the air of triumph with which he resumed
+ his seat by the fireplace. One night I missed the tin bank. It had
+ disappeared, deposits and all, like a real bank. Evidently there had been
+ a defalcation on rather a large scale. I strongly suspected that Mr.
+ Sewell was at the bottom of it, but my suspicion was not shared by Mr.
+ Jaffrey, who, remarking my glance at the bureau, became suddenly
+ depressed. &ldquo;I 'm afraid,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;that I have failed to instil into
+ Andrew those principles of integrity which&mdash;which&rdquo;&mdash;and the old
+ gentleman quite broke down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy was now eight or nine years old, and for some time past, if the truth
+ must be told, had given Mr. Jaffrey no inconsiderable trouble; what with
+ his impishness and his illnesses, the boy led the pair of us a lively
+ dance. I shall not soon forget the anxiety of Mr. Jaffrey the night Andy
+ had the scarlet-fever&mdash;an anxiety which so infected me that I
+ actually returned to the tavern the following afternoon earlier than
+ usual, dreading to hear that the little spectre was dead, and greatly
+ relieved on meeting Mr. Jaffrey at the door-step with his face wreathed in
+ smiles. When I spoke to him of Andy, I was made aware that I was inquiring
+ into a case of scarlet-fever that had occurred the year before!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was at this time, towards the end of my second week at Greenton, that I
+ noticed what was probably not a new trait&mdash;Mr. Jaffrey's curious
+ sensitiveness to atmospherical changes. He was as sensitive as a
+ barometer. The approach of a storm sent his mercury down instantly. When
+ the weather was fair he was hopeful and sunny, and Andy's prospects were
+ brilliant. When the weather was overcast and threatening he grew restless
+ and despondent, and was afraid that the boy was not going to turn out
+ well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the Saturday previous to my departure, which had been fixed for Monday,
+ it rained heavily all the afternoon, and that night Mr. Jaffrey was in an
+ unusually excitable and unhappy frame of mind. His mercury was very low
+ indeed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That boy is going to the dogs just as fast as he can go,&rdquo; said Mr.
+ Jaffrey, with a woful face. &ldquo;I can't do anything with him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He'll come out all right, Mr. Jaffrey. Boys will be boys. I would not
+ give a snap for a lad without animal spirits.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But animal spirits,&rdquo; said Mr. Jaffrey sententiously, &ldquo;should n't saw off
+ the legs of the piano in Tobias's best parlor. I don't know what Tobias
+ will say when he finds it out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What! has Andy sawed off the legs of the old spinet?&rdquo; I returned,
+ laughing. &ldquo;Worse than that.&rdquo; &ldquo;Played upon it, then!&rdquo; &ldquo;No, sir. He has lied
+ to me!&rdquo; &ldquo;I can't believe that of Andy.&rdquo; &ldquo;Lied to me, sir,&rdquo; repeated Mr.
+ Jaffrey, severely. &ldquo;He pledged me his word of honor that he would give
+ over his climbing. The way that boy climbs sends a chill down my spine.
+ This morning, notwithstanding his solemn promise, he shinned up the
+ lightning-rod attached to the extension, and sat astride the ridge-pole. I
+ saw him, and he denied it! When a boy you have caressed and indulged and
+ lavished pocket-money on lies to you and <i>will</i> climb, then there's
+ nothing more to be said. He's a lost child.&rdquo; &ldquo;You take too dark a view of
+ it, Mr. Jaffrey. Training and education are bound to tell in the end, and
+ he has been well brought up.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I did n't bring him up on a lightning-rod, did I? If he is ever going
+ to know how to behave, he ought to know now. To-morrow he will be eleven
+ years old.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reflection came to me that if Andy had not been brought up by the rod,
+ he had certainly been brought up by the lightning. He was eleven years old
+ in two weeks!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I essayed, with that perspicacious wisdom which seems to be the peculiar
+ property of bachelors and elderly maiden ladies, to tranquillize Mr.
+ Jaffrey's mind, and to give him some practical hints on the management of
+ youth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Spank him,&rdquo; I suggested at last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I will!&rdquo; said the old gentleman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And you 'd better do it at once!&rdquo; I added, as it flashed upon me that in
+ six months Andy would be a hundred and forty-three years old!&mdash;an age
+ at which parental discipline would have to be relaxed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning. Sunday, the rain came down as if determined to drive the
+ quicksilver entirely out of my poor friend. Mr. Jaffrey sat bolt upright
+ at the breakfast-table, looking as woe-begone as a bust of Dante, and
+ retired to his chamber the moment the meal was finished. As the day
+ advanced, the wind veered round to the northeast, and settled itself down
+ to work. It was not pleasant to think, and I tried not to think, what Mr.
+ Jaffrey's condition would be if the weather did not mend its manners by
+ noon; but so far from clearing off at noon, the storm increased in
+ violence, and as night set in the wind whistled in a spiteful falsetto
+ key, and the rain lashed the old tavern as if it were a balky horse that
+ refused to move on. The windows rattled in the worm-eaten frames, and the
+ doors of remote rooms, where nobody ever went, slammed to in the maddest
+ way. Now and then the tornado, sweeping down the side of Mount
+ Agamenticus, bowled across the open country, and struck the ancient
+ hostelry point-blank.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Jaffrey did not appear at supper. I knew that he was expecting me to
+ come to his room as usual, and I turned over in my mind a dozen plans to
+ evade seeing him that night. The landlord sat at the opposite side of the
+ chimney-place, with his eye upon me. I fancy he was aware of the effect of
+ this storm on his other boarder, for at intervals, as the wind hurled
+ itself against the exposed gable, threatening to burst in the windows, Mr.
+ Sewell tipped me an atrocious wink, and displayed his gums in a way he had
+ not done since the morning after my arrival at Greenton. I wondered if he
+ suspected anything about Andy. There had been odd times during the past
+ week when I felt convinced that the existence of Miss Mehetabel's son was
+ no secret to Mr. Sewell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In deference to the gale, the landlord sat up half an hour later than was
+ his custom. At half-past eight he went to bed, remarking that he thought
+ the old pile would stand till morning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had been absent only a few minutes when I heard a rustling at the door.
+ I looked up, and beheld Mr. Jaffrey standing on the threshold, with his
+ dress in disorder, his scant hair flying, and the wildest expression on
+ his face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's gone!&rdquo; cried Mr. Jaffrey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who? Sewell? Yes, he just went to bed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, not Tobias&mdash;the boy!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What, run away?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No&mdash;he is dead! He has fallen from a step-ladder in the red chamber
+ and broken his neck!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Jaffrey threw up his hands with a gesture of despair, and disappeared.
+ I followed him through the hall, saw him go into his own apartment, and
+ heard the bolt of the door drawn to. Then I returned to the bar-room, and
+ sat for an hour or two in the ruddy glow of the fire, brooding over the
+ strange experience of the last fortnight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On my way to bed I paused at Mr. Jaf-frey's door, and, in a lull of the
+ storm, the measured respiration within told me that the old gentleman was
+ sleeping peacefully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Slumber was coy with me that night. I lay listening to the soughing of the
+ wind, and thinking of Mr. Jaffrey's illusion. It had amused me at first
+ with its grotesqueness; but now the poor little phantom was dead, I was
+ conscious that there had been something pathetic in it all along. Shortly
+ after midnight the wind sunk down, coming and going fainter and fainter,
+ floating around the eaves of the tavern with an undulating, murmurous
+ sound, as if it were turning itself into soft wings to bear away the
+ spirit of a little child.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Perhaps nothing that happened during my stay at Bayley's Four-Corners took
+ me so completely by surprise as Mr. Jaffrey's radiant countenance the next
+ morning. The morning itself was not fresher or sunnier. His round face
+ literally shone with geniality and happiness. His eyes twinkled like
+ diamonds, and the magnetic light of his hair was turned on full. He came
+ into my room while I was packing my valise. He chirped, and prattled, and
+ carolled, and was sorry I was going away&mdash;but never a word about
+ Andy. However, the boy had probably been dead several years then!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The open wagon that was to carry me to the station stood at the door; Mr.
+ Sewell was placing my case of instruments under the seat, and Mr. Jaffrey
+ had gone up to his room to get me a certain newspaper containing an
+ account of a remarkable shipwreck on the Auckland Islands. I took the
+ opportunity to thank Mr. Sewell for his courtesies to me, and to express
+ my regret at leaving him and Mr. Jaffrey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have become very much attached to Mr. Jaffrey,&rdquo; I said; &ldquo;he is a most
+ interesting person; but that hypothetical boy of his, that son of Miss
+ Mehetabel's&rdquo;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I know!&rdquo; interrupted Mr. Sewell, testily. &ldquo;Fell off a step-ladder
+ and broke his dratted neck. Eleven year old, was n't he? Always does, jest
+ at that point. Next week Silas will begin the whole thing over again, if
+ he can get anybody to listen to him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I see. Our amiable friend is a little queer on that subject.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Sewell glanced cautiously over his shoulder, and, tapping himself
+ significantly on the forehead, said in a low voice,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Room To Let&mdash;Unfurnished!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 6em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
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