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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Smoker's Year Book + +Author: Oliver Herford + +Illustrator: Sewell Collins + +Release Date: October 2, 2007 [EBook #22825] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE SMOKER'S YEAR BOOK *** + + + + +Produced by Janet Blenkinship and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was +produced from images generously made available by The +Internet Archive/American Libraries.) + + + + + + +</pre> + + + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 396px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0001.jpg" width="396" height="600" alt="" title="cover" /> +</div> + +<h1><span class="smcap">The Smoker's Year Book</span><br /></h1> + + +<h3><i>The verses written on paper by</i></h3> + +<h2>Oliver Herford<br /><br /></h2> + +<h3>&<br /><br /></h3> + +<h3><i>The pictures drawn on stone by</i></h3> + +<h2>Sewell Collins</h2> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 360px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0005-1.jpg" width="360" height="600" alt="" title="frontis" /> +</div> + +<h3><i>The whole published by</i></h3> + +<p class="center">MOFFAT, YARD & COMPANY NEW YORK 1908<br /><br /> +<i>Copyright, 1908, by</i> MOFFAT, YARD & COMPANY<br /> +NEW YORK</p> + + +<p class="center"><i>All rights reserved</i><br /> +<i>Published, October, 1908</i></p> + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> + +<h3><br /><br /> +JANUARY</h3> + + +<div class="verse"> +<div class="figright" style="margin-top: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><img src="images/illus-0009-2.jpg" width="275" height="400" alt="" title="JANUARY" /></div> + +<div>Now Time the harvester surveys</div> +<div>His sorry crops of yesterdays;</div> +<div>Of trampled hopes and reaped regrets,</div> +<div>And for another harvest whets</div> +<div>His ancient scythe, eying the while</div> +<div>The budding year with cynic smile.</div> +<div>Well, let him smile; in snug retreat</div> +<div>I fill my pipe with honeyed sweet,</div> +<div>Whose incense wafted from the bowl</div> +<div>Shall make warm sunshine in my soul,</div> +<div>And conjure mid the fragrant haze</div> +<div>Fair memories of other days.</div> +</div> + + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 396px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0010-1.jpg" width="396" height="600" alt="" title="JANUARY" /> +</div> + + +<h3>FEBRUARY</h3> +<div class="verse"> + +<div class="figright" style="margin-top: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><img src="images/illus-0013-1.jpg" width="250" height="400" alt="" title="FEBRUARY" /></div> + +<div>Bend you now before the shrine</div> +<div>Of the good Saint Valentine.</div> +<div>Show to him your broken heart—</div> +<div>Pray the Saint to take your part.</div> +<div>Should he intercede in vain</div> +<div>And the maid your heart disdain,</div> +<div>Call upon Saint Nicotine;</div> +<div>He will surely intervene.</div> +<div>Bring burnt off'ring to his feet,</div> +<div>Incense of Havana, sweet.</div> +<div>Then the maiden's shade invoke,</div> +<div>It will disappear in smoke!</div> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 388px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0014-1.jpg" width="388" height="600" alt="" title="FEBRUARY" /> +</div> + + +<h3>MARCH</h3> + +<div class="verse"> +<div class="figright" style="margin-top: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><img src="images/illus-0017-1.jpg" width="282" height="400" alt="" title="MARCH" /></div> + +<div>Here comes bluff March—a cross between</div> +<div>A Jester and a Libertine.</div> +<div>He loves to make the parson race</div> +<div>With wicked words his hat to chase;</div> +<div>To dye with compromising rose</div> +<div>The pious man's abstemious nose.</div> +<div>The ladies hate him, though he shows</div> +<div>A pretty taste for silken hose.</div> +<div>The smoker views him with distrust,</div> +<div>Shielding his last match from his gust.</div> +<div>But once alight—his holy joy</div> +<div>No blast from Heaven can destroy!</div> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 385px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0018-1.jpg" width="385" height="600" alt="" title="MARCH" /> +</div> + +<h3>APRIL</h3> + +<div class="verse"> +<div class="figright" style="margin-top: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><img src="images/illus-0021-1.jpg" width="256" height="400" alt="" title="APRIL" /></div> + +<div>Lady April, it is clear,</div> +<div>Is the spoilt child of the Year.</div> +<div>See her tears about to start—</div> +<div>Thus she melts old Winter's heart.</div> +<div>Now the gay deceiving thing</div> +<div>Turns and plays the deuce with Spring.</div> +<div>Winter lingers at her gate;</div> +<div>Spring grows chilly and irate.</div> +<div>I'd go home if I were he—</div> +<div>It is just such girls as she</div> +<div>Make a fellow thank his stars</div> +<div>For the solace of cigars.</div> +</div> + + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 395px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0022-1.jpg" width="395" height="600" alt="" title="APRIL" /> +</div> + +<h3>MAY</h3> + +<div class="verse"> + +<div class="figright" style="margin-top: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><img src="images/illus-0025-1.jpg" width="320" height="400" alt="" title="MAY" /></div> + + +<div>Like Brunhilda, May is won</div> +<div>By the kisses of the Sun.</div> +<div>Siegfried like, the maid he takes</div> +<div>In his arms and she awakes</div> +<div>To the tender piping sound</div> +<div>Of the birds—while all around</div> +<div>In a magic fire ring</div> +<div>Purple flames of Crocus spring.</div> +<div>Now I fill my fragrant briar,</div> +<div>Lo! it glows with gentle fire,</div> +<div>Wafting scented wreaths of love</div> +<div>To the little leaves above.</div> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 404px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0026-1.jpg" width="404" height="600" alt="" title="MAY" /> +</div> + +<h3>JUNE</h3> + +<div class="verse"> + +<div class="figright" style="margin-top: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em; "><img src="images/illus-0029-1.jpg" width="210" height="400" alt="" title="JUNE" /></div> + + +<div>"What so rare as a day in June?"</div> +<div>Thus I heard the poet croon,</div> +<div>To the month of roses sweet,</div> +<div>His song with barometric feet.</div> +<div>Perfect days I own are rare—</div> +<div>All depends on how you fare.</div> +<div>Can a day be perfect to</div> +<div>The rose that has not sipped the dew?</div> +<div>Can the Bee, do you suppose,</div> +<div>Hum, that has not sipped the rose?</div> +<div>Can there be for Man, I say,</div> +<div>Without a smoke, a perfect day?</div> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 396px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0030-1.jpg" width="396" height="600" alt="" title="JUNE" /> +</div> + +<h3>JULY</h3> + +<div class="verse"> + +<div class="figright" style="margin-top: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><img src="images/illus-0033-1.jpg" width="210" height="400" alt="" title="JULY" /></div> + + +<div>Red rockets skyward rush pell-mell</div> +<div>And fill the night with noise and smell.</div> +<div>The stars of Heaven look down, and say:</div> +<div>"So this is Independence Day!</div> +<div>Poor earth-born stars, it makes us sad</div> +<div>To see your fire work like mad</div> +<div>To make a Human Holiday.</div> +<div>Where is <i>your</i> independence, pray?"—</div> +<div>Whereat I woke—my fire was low,</div> +<div>My pipe was out. Said I: "Heigho!</div> +<div>I never thought of it that way,</div> +<div>I'll give them both a holiday."</div> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0034-1.jpg" width="400" height="600" alt="" title="JULY" /> +</div> + +<h3>AUGUST</h3> + +<div class="verse"> + +<div class="figright" style="margin-top: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><img src="images/illus-0037-1.jpg" width="175" height="400" alt="" title="AUGUST" /></div> + + +<div>Drowsing o'er my sainted briar,</div> +<div>Dreaming dreams of Heart's Desire,</div> +<div>Dreaming 'neath the August sun,</div> +<div>Thus my meditations run—</div> +<div>What if that great Ember bright</div> +<div>Were a monster Pipe alight,</div> +<div>Or the glowing from afar</div> +<div>Of some Fire-God's cigar?</div> +<div>If the Smoker's Peace abide</div> +<div>In that sun fire, multiplied</div> +<div>By its vastness, I will be</div> +<div>Henceforth a devout Parsee.</div> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 388px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0038-1.jpg" width="388" height="600" alt="" title="AUGUST" /> +</div> + +<h3>SEPTEMBER</h3> + +<div class="verse"> + +<div class="figright" style="margin-top: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><img src="images/illus-0041-1.jpg" width="305" height="400" alt="" title="SEPTEMBER" /></div> + + +<div>As the smoker sometimes sees</div> +<div>In Nicotian reveries</div> +<div>Features of some Lovely Girl</div> +<div>In the tinted wreaths that curl</div> +<div>From his pipe; so, as we gaze</div> +<div>Through the soft September haze</div> +<div>In the years' calm afternoon</div> +<div>Red with summer's ashes strewn,</div> +<div>Through the tender veil of mist,</div> +<div>Woven gold and amethyst,</div> +<div>Summer's charming ghost we see</div> +<div>Decked in Indian panoply.</div> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 391px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0042-1.jpg" width="391" height="600" alt="" title="SEPTEMBER" /> +</div> + +<h3>OCTOBER</h3> + +<div class="verse"> + +<div class="figright" style="margin-top: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><img src="images/illus-0045-1.jpg" width="255" height="400" alt="" title="OCTOBER" /></div> + +<div>Say! October, how in thunder</div> +<div>Do you keep so young, I wonder?</div> +<div>You're no chicken, and you know it,</div> +<div>Yet, old man, for all you show it,</div> +<div>You might, on a sunny day,</div> +<div>Pass for April or for May.</div> +<div>See, your house is falling round you,</div> +<div>Yet you're laughing—say! confound you,</div> +<div>What's the secret? How'd you do it?</div> +<div>Mist and moisture? Ah, I knew it!</div> +<div>A pipe! A mug! October brew,</div> +<div>Fill up—October—here's to you!</div> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 392px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0046-1.jpg" width="392" height="600" alt="" title="OCTOBER" /> +</div> + + +<h3>NOVEMBER</h3> + +<div class="verse"> + +<div class="figright" style="margin-top: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><img src="images/illus-0049-1.jpg" width="358" height="400" alt="" title="NOVEMBER" /></div> + + +<div>Who's that pedler at the door?</div> +<div>What! November, back once more?</div> +<div>Why, it seems but yesterday</div> +<div>That he took himself away!</div> +<div>Say I'm out! Tell him to go!</div> +<div>He has nothing new to show.</div> +<div>Same old lay-out every trip,</div> +<div>Same Pneumonia, same old Grippe,</div> +<div>Same old Hard Luck tales to tell,</div> +<div>Same Thanksgiving Day—oh, well,</div> +<div>Show him in—then stir the log</div> +<div>And bring church-warden pipes and grog.</div> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 391px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0050-1.jpg" width="391" height="600" alt="" title="NOVEMBER" /> +</div> + +<h3>DECEMBER</h3> + +<div class="verse"> +<div class="figright" style="margin-top: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><img src="images/illus-0053-1.jpg" width="256" height="400" alt="" title="DECEMBER" /></div> + + +<div>Proudly beams the Christmas Tree</div> +<div>In its tinsel finery.</div> +<div>Round and round in sprightly pairs</div> +<div>Children dance to old-time airs—</div> +<div>Though they laugh they make no sound;</div> +<div>Dancing, still they tread no ground.</div> +<div>Naught but airy phantoms they</div> +<div>Of a vanished Christmas Day,</div> +<div>Ancient playmates found again</div> +<div>In a smoke wreath's purple skein,</div> +<div>And they whisper in my ear,</div> +<div>"Does Christmas still come once a year?"</div> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 398px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0054-1.jpg" width="398" height="600" alt="" title="DECEMBER" /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 382px;"> +<img src="images/illus-0056-1.jpg" width="382" height="500" alt="" title="FINIS" /> +</div> + + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's The Smoker's Year Book, by Oliver Herford + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE SMOKER'S YEAR BOOK *** + +***** This file should be named 22825-h.htm or 22825-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/2/2/8/2/22825/ + +Produced by Janet Blenkinship and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was +produced from images generously made available by The +Internet Archive/American Libraries.) + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Smoker's Year Book + +Author: Oliver Herford + +Illustrator: Sewell Collins + +Release Date: October 2, 2007 [EBook #22825] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE SMOKER'S YEAR BOOK *** + + + + +Produced by Janet Blenkinship and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was +produced from images generously made available by The +Internet Archive/American Libraries.) + + + + + + + + + +THE SMOKER'S YEAR BOOK + +_The verses written on paper by_ + +Oliver Herford + +& + +_The pictures drawn on stone by_ + +Sewell Collins + + +[Illustration] + + +The whole published by + +MOFFAT, YARD & COMPANY NEW YORK 1908 + +_Copyright, 1908, by_ MOFFAT, YARD & COMPANY + +NEW YORK + + +_All rights reserved_ + +_Published, October, 1908_ + + + + + JANUARY + + + Now Time the harvester surveys + His sorry crops of yesterdays; + Of trampled hopes and reaped regrets, + And for another harvest whets + His ancient scythe, eying the while + The budding year with cynic smile. + Well, let him smile; in snug retreat + I fill my pipe with honeyed sweet, + Whose incense wafted from the bowl + Shall make warm sunshine in my soul, + And conjure mid the fragrant haze + Fair memories of other days. + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration] + + + + + FEBRUARY + + + Bend you now before the shrine + Of the good Saint Valentine. + Show to him your broken heart-- + Pray the Saint to take your part. + Should he intercede in vain + And the maid your heart disdain, + Call upon Saint Nicotine; + He will surely intervene. + Bring burnt off'ring to his feet, + Incense of Havana, sweet. + Then the maiden's shade invoke, + It will disappear in smoke! + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration] + + + + + MARCH + + + Here comes bluff March--a cross between + A Jester and a Libertine. + He loves to make the parson race + With wicked words his hat to chase; + To dye with compromising rose + The pious man's abstemious nose. + The ladies hate him, though he shows + A pretty taste for silken hose. + The smoker views him with distrust, + Shielding his last match from his gust. + But once alight--his holy joy + No blast from Heaven can destroy! + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration] + + + + + APRIL + + + Lady April, it is clear, + Is the spoilt child of the Year. + See her tears about to start-- + Thus she melts old Winter's heart. + Now the gay deceiving thing + Turns and plays the deuce with Spring. + Winter lingers at her gate; + Spring grows chilly and irate. + I'd go home if I were he-- + It is just such girls as she + Make a fellow thank his stars + For the solace of cigars. + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration] + + + + + MAY + + + Like Brunhilda, May is won + By the kisses of the Sun. + Siegfried like, the maid he takes + In his arms and she awakes + To the tender piping sound + Of the birds--while all around + In a magic fire ring + Purple flames of Crocus spring. + Now I fill my fragrant briar, + Lo! it glows with gentle fire, + Wafting scented wreaths of love + To the little leaves above. + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration] + + + + + JUNE + + + "What so rare as a day in June?" + Thus I heard the poet croon, + To the month of roses sweet, + His song with barometric feet. + Perfect days I own are rare-- + All depends on how you fare. + Can a day be perfect to + The rose that has not sipped the dew? + Can the Bee, do you suppose, + Hum, that has not sipped the rose? + Can there be for Man, I say, + Without a smoke, a perfect day? + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration] + + + + + JULY + + + Red rockets skyward rush pell-mell + And fill the night with noise and smell. + The stars of Heaven look down, and say: + "So this is Independence Day! + Poor earth-born stars, it makes us sad + To see your fire work like mad + To make a Human Holiday. + Where is _your_ independence, pray?"-- + Whereat I woke--my fire was low, + My pipe was out. Said I: "Heigho! + I never thought of it that way, + I'll give them both a holiday." + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration] + + + + + AUGUST + + + Drowsing o'er my sainted briar, + Dreaming dreams of Heart's Desire, + Dreaming 'neath the August sun, + Thus my meditations run-- + What if that great Ember bright + Were a monster Pipe alight, + Or the glowing from afar + Of some Fire-God's cigar? + If the Smoker's Peace abide + In that sun fire, multiplied + By its vastness, I will be + Henceforth a devout Parsee. + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration] + + + + + SEPTEMBER + + + As the smoker sometimes sees + In Nicotian reveries + Features of some Lovely Girl + In the tinted wreaths that curl + From his pipe; so, as we gaze + Through the soft September haze + In the years' calm afternoon + Red with summer's ashes strewn, + Through the tender veil of mist, + Woven gold and amethyst, + Summer's charming ghost we see + Decked in Indian panoply. + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration] + + + + + OCTOBER + + + Say! October, how in thunder + Do you keep so young, I wonder? + You're no chicken, and you know it, + Yet, old man, for all you show it, + You might, on a sunny day, + Pass for April or for May. + See, your house is falling round you, + Yet you're laughing--say! confound you, + What's the secret? How'd you do it? + Mist and moisture? Ah, I knew it! + A pipe! A mug! October brew, + Fill up--October--here's to you! + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration] + + + + + NOVEMBER + + + Who's that pedler at the door? + What! November, back once more? + Why, it seems but yesterday + That he took himself away! + Say I'm out! Tell him to go! + He has nothing new to show. + Same old lay-out every trip, + Same Pneumonia, same old Grippe, + Same old Hard Luck tales to tell, + Same Thanksgiving Day--oh, well, + Show him in--then stir the log + And bring church-warden pipes and grog. + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration] + + + + + DECEMBER + + + Proudly beams the Christmas Tree + In its tinsel finery. + Round and round in sprightly pairs + Children dance to old-time airs-- + Though they laugh they make no sound; + Dancing, still they tread no ground. + Naught but airy phantoms they + Of a vanished Christmas Day, + Ancient playmates found again + In a smoke wreath's purple skein, + And they whisper in my ear, + "Does Christmas still come once a year?" + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration] + + [Illustration: FINIS] + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's The Smoker's Year Book, by Oliver Herford + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE SMOKER'S YEAR BOOK *** + +***** This file should be named 22825.txt or 22825.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/2/2/8/2/22825/ + +Produced by Janet Blenkinship and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was +produced from images generously made available by The +Internet Archive/American Libraries.) + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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