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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Modern Eloquence: Vol III, After-Dinner
+Speeches P-Z, by Various
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
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+
+Title: Modern Eloquence: Vol III, After-Dinner Speeches P-Z
+
+Author: Various
+
+Release Date: May 19, 2006 [EBook #18422]
+
+Language: English
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+Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MODERN ELOQUENCE: VOL III ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Audrey Longhurst, Janet Blenkinship and the
+Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
+
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+
+
+ MODERN ELOQUENCE
+
+
+ LIBRARY OF
+
+ AFTER-DINNER SPEECHES, LECTURES
+
+ OCCASIONAL ADDRESSES
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: _PRISCILLA AND JOHN ALDEN_
+
+ _Photogravure after a painting by Lasalett J. Potts_
+
+ An admirable conception of the old story of an early Puritan courtship
+ famous in song and story, and made use of by many New England orators.]
+
+
+
+
+ MODERN
+
+ ELOQUENCE
+
+
+ EDITOR
+
+ THOMAS B REED
+
+ JUSTIN McCARTHY ˇ ROSSITER JOHNSON
+
+ ALBERT ELLERY BERGH
+
+
+ ASSOCIATE EDITORS
+
+
+
+ VOLUME III
+
+ After-Dinner
+
+ Speeches
+
+ P-Z
+
+
+ GEO. L. SHUMAN & CO.
+ CHICAGO
+ Copyright, 1903
+ JOHN R SHUMAN
+
+
+
+
+ _COMMITTEE OF SELECTION_
+
+
+ EDWARD EVERETT HALE, Author of "The Man Without a Country."
+
+ JOHN B. GORDON, Former United States Senator.
+
+ NATHAN HASKELL DOLE, Associate Editor "International Library of
+ Famous Literature."
+
+ JAMES B. POND, Manager Lecture Bureau; Author of "Eccentricities of
+ Genius."
+
+ GEORGE McLEAN HARPER, Professor of English Literature, Princeton
+ University.
+
+ LORENZO SEARS, Professor of English Literature, Brown University.
+
+ EDWIN M. BACON, Former Editor "Boston Advertiser" and "Boston Post."
+
+ J. WALKER McSPADDEN, Managing Editor "Édition Royale" of Balzac's
+ Works.
+
+ F. CUNLIFFE OWEN, Member Editorial Staff "New York Tribune."
+
+ TRUMAN A. DEWEESE, Member Editorial Staff "Chicago Times-Herald."
+
+ CHAMP CLARK, Member of Congress from Missouri.
+
+ MARCUS BENJAMIN, Editor, National Museum, Washington, D. C.
+
+ CLARK HOWELL, Editor "Atlanta Constitution."
+
+
+ INTRODUCTIONS AND SPECIAL ARTICLES BY
+
+ THOMAS B. REED,
+ LORENZO SEARS,
+ CHAMP CLARK,
+ HAMILTON WRIGHT MABIE,
+ JONATHAN P. DOLLIVER,
+ EDWARD EVERETT HALE,
+ ALBERT ELLERY BERGH.
+
+ NOTE.--A large number of the most distinguished speakers of
+ this country and Great Britain have selected their own best speeches for
+ this Library. These speakers include Whitelaw Reid, William Jennings
+ Bryan, Henry van Dyke, Henry M. Stanley, Newell Dwight Hillis, Joseph
+ Jefferson, Sir Henry Irving, Arthur T. Hadley, John D. Long, David Starr
+ Jordan, and many others of equal note.
+
+
+
+
+ _CONTENTS_
+
+ VOLUME III
+
+
+ PAGE
+ PAGE, THOMAS NELSON
+ The Torch of Civilization 861
+
+ PALMER, GEORGE M.
+ The Lawyer in Politics 872
+
+ PALMERSTON, LORD (HENRY JOHN TEMPLE)
+ Illusions Created by Art 876
+
+ PAXTON, JOHN R.
+ A Scotch-Irishman's Views of the Puritan 880
+
+ PHELPS, EDWARD JOHN
+ Farewell Address 887
+
+ PINERO, ARTHUR WING
+ The Drama 892
+
+ PORTER, HORACE
+ Men of Many Inventions 897
+ How to Avoid the Subject 904
+ A Trip Abroad with Depew 908
+ Woman 913
+ Friendliness of the French 919
+ The Citizen Soldier 924
+ The Many-Sided Puritan 928
+ Abraham Lincoln 931
+ Sires and Sons 935
+ The Assimilated Dutchman 939
+ Tribute to General Grant 944
+
+ PORTER, NOAH
+ Teachings of Science and Religion 950
+
+ POTTER, HENRY CODMAN
+ The Church 955
+
+ PRYOR, ROGER ATKINSON
+ Virginia's Part in American History 959
+
+ QUINCY, JOSIAH
+ Welcome to Dickens 964
+
+ RAYMOND, ANDREW V. V.
+ The Dutch as Enemies 970
+
+ READ, OPIE P.
+ Modern Fiction 976
+
+ REID, WHITELAW
+ The Press--Right or Wrong 979
+ Gladstone, England's Greatest Leader 981
+
+ ROBBINS, W. L.
+ The Pulpit and the Bar 985
+
+ ROCHE, JAMES JEFFREY
+ The Press 988
+
+ ROOSA, D. B. ST. JOHN
+ The Salt of the Earth 992
+
+ ROOSEVELT, THEODORE
+ The Hollander as an American 998
+ True Americanism and Expansion 1002
+
+ ROSEBERY, LORD (ARCHIBALD PHILIP PRIMROSE)
+ Portrait and Landscape Painting 1008
+
+ SALA, GEORGE AUGUSTUS
+ Friend and Foe 1014
+
+ SALISBURY, LORD
+ (ROBERT ARTHUR TALBOT GASCOYNE-CECIL)
+ Kitchener in Africa 1018
+
+ SAMPSON, WILLIAM THOMAS
+ Victory in Superior Numbers 1023
+
+ SCHENCK, NOAH HUNT
+ Truth and Trade 1026
+
+ SCHLEY, WINFIELD SCOTT
+ The Navy in Peace and in War 1031
+
+ SCHLIEMANN, HEINRICH
+ The Beginnings of Art 1034
+
+ SCHURZ, CARL
+ The Old World and the New 1036
+
+ SEWARD, WILLIAM H.
+ A Pious Pilgrimage 1042
+
+ SHERMAN, WILLIAM TECUMSEH
+ The Army and Navy 1046
+ A Reminiscence of the War 1051
+
+ SMITH, BALLARD
+ The Press of the South 1057
+
+ SMITH, CHARLES EMORY
+ Ireland's Struggles 1059
+ The President's Prelude 1062
+
+ SPENCER, HERBERT
+ The Gospel of Relaxation 1067
+
+ STANLEY, ARTHUR PENRHYN
+ America Visited 1073
+
+ STANLEY, HENRY MORTON
+ Through the Dark Continent 1077
+
+ STEDMAN, EDMUND CLARENCE
+ Tribute to Richard Henry Stoddard 1085
+
+ STEPHEN, LESLIE
+ The Critic 1091
+
+ STORRS, RICHARD SALTER
+ The Victory at Yorktown 1094
+
+ STRYKER, WILLIAM SCUDDER
+ Dutch Heroes of the New World 1104
+
+ SULLIVAN, SIR ARTHUR
+ Music 1108
+
+ SUMNER, CHARLES
+ Intercourse with China 1110
+ The Qualities that Win 1115
+
+ TALMAGE, THOMAS DEWITT
+ Behold the American! 1122
+ What I Know about the Dutch 1128
+
+ TAYLOR, BAYARD
+ Tribute to Goethe 1136
+
+ THOMPSON, SLASON
+ The Ethics of the Press 1139
+
+ TILTON, THEODORE
+ Woman 1142
+
+ TWICHELL, JOSEPH HOPKINS
+ Yankee Notions 1147
+ The Soldier Stamp 1153
+
+ TYNDALL, JOHN
+ Art and Science 1160
+
+ VAN DE WATER, GEORGE ROE
+ Dutch Traits 1162
+
+ VERDERY, MARION J.
+ The South in Wall Street 1168
+
+ WALES, PRINCE OF (ALBERT EDWARD)
+ The Colonies 1175
+
+ WALLACE, HUGH C.
+ The Southerner in the West 1178
+
+ WARD, SAMUEL BALDWIN
+ The Medical Profession 1182
+
+ WARNER, CHARLES DUDLEY
+ The Rise of "The Atlantic" 1186
+
+ WATTERSON, HENRY
+ Our Wives 1189
+ The Puritan, and the Cavalier 1191
+
+ WAYLAND, HEMAN LINCOLN
+ The Force of Ideas 1197
+ Causes of Unpopularity 1201
+
+ WEBSTER, DANIEL
+ The Constitution and the Union 1210
+
+ WHEELER, JOSEPH
+ The American Soldier 1220
+
+ WHIPPLE, EDWIN PERCY
+ China Emerging from Her Isolation 1225
+ The Sphere of Woman 1229
+
+ WHITE, ANDREW DICKSON
+ Commerce and Diplomacy 1232
+
+ WILEY, HARVEY WASHINGTON
+ The Ideal Woman 1240
+
+ WILSON, WOODROW
+ Our Ancestral Responsibilities 1248
+
+ WINSLOW, JOHN
+ The First Thanksgiving Day 1253
+
+ WINTER, WILLIAM
+ Tribute to John Gilbert 1257
+ Tribute to Lester Wallack 1260
+
+ WINTHROP, ROBERT C.
+ The Ottoman Empire 1263
+
+ WISE, JOHN SERGEANT
+ Captain John Smith 1266
+ The Legal Profession 1271
+
+ WOLCOTT, EDWARD OLIVER
+ The Bright Land to Westward 1273
+
+ WOLSELEY, LORD (GARNET JOSEPH WOLSELEY)
+ The Army in the Transvaal 1280
+
+ WU TING-FANG
+ China and the United States 1284
+
+ WYMAN, WALTER
+ Sons of the Revolution 1288
+
+
+
+
+ ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+ VOLUME III
+
+ PAGE
+
+ PRISCILLA AND JOHN ALDEN _Frontispiece_
+ Photogravure after a painting by Lasalett J.
+ Potts
+
+ "LAW" 872
+ Photo-engraving in colors after the original mosaic
+ panel by Frederick Dielman
+
+ HORACE PORTER 897
+ Photogravure after a photograph from life
+
+ THE MINUTE MAN 936
+ Photogravure after a photograph
+
+ THEODORE ROOSEVELT 998
+ Photogravure after a photograph from life
+
+ LORD ROSEBERY (ARCHIBALD PHILIP PRIMROSE) 1008
+ Photogravure after a photograph from life
+
+ HENRY WATTERSON 1189
+ Photogravure after a photograph from life
+
+ THE NATIONAL MONUMENT TO THE FOREFATHERS 1210
+ Photogravure after a photograph
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS NELSON PAGE
+
+
+THE TORCH OF CIVILIZATION
+
+ [Speech of Thomas Nelson Page at the twentieth annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1899. The
+ President, Frederic A. Ward, said: "In these days of blessed amity,
+ when there is no longer a united South or a disunited North, when
+ the boundary of the North is the St. Lawrence and the boundary of
+ the South the Rio Grande, and Mason and Dixon's Line is forever
+ blotted from the map of our beloved country, and the nation has
+ grown color-blind to blue and gray, it is with peculiar pleasure
+ that we welcome here to-night a distinguished and typical
+ representative of that noble people who live in that part of the
+ present North that used to be called Dixie, of whom he has himself
+ so beautifully and so truly said, 'If they bore themselves
+ haughtily in their hour of triumph, they bore defeat with splendid
+ fortitude. Their entire system crumbled and fell around them in
+ ruins; they remained unmoved; they suffered the greatest
+ humiliation of modern times; their slaves were put over them; they
+ reconquered their section and preserved the civilization of the
+ Anglo-Saxon.' It is not necessary, ladies and gentlemen, that I
+ should introduce the next speaker to you, for I doubt not that you
+ all belong to the multitude of mourners, who have wept real tears
+ with black Sam and Miss Annie beside the coffin of Marse Chan; but
+ I will call upon our friend, Thomas Nelson Page, to respond to the
+ next toast, 'The Debt Each Part of the Country Owes the Other.'"]
+
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:--I did not remember that I had written
+anything as good as that which my friend has just quoted. It sounded to
+me, as he quoted it, very good indeed. At any rate, it is very true,
+and, perhaps, that it is true is the reason that you have done me the
+honor to invite me here to-night. I have been sitting for an hour in
+such a state of tremulousness and fright, facing this audience I was to
+address, that the ideas I had carefully gathered together have, I fear,
+rather taken flight; but I shall give them to you as they come, though
+they may not be in quite as good order as I should like them. The gift
+of after-dinner speaking is one I heard illustrated the other day very
+well at a dinner at which my friend, Judge Bartlett and I were present.
+A gentleman told a story of an English bishop travelling in a
+third-class railway carriage with an individual who was swearing most
+tremendously, originally, and picturesquely, till finally the bishop
+said to him: "My dear sir, where in the world did you learn to swear in
+that extraordinary manner?" And he said, "It can't be learned, it is a
+gift." After-dinner speaking is a gift I have often envied, ladies and
+gentlemen, and as I have not it I can only promise to tell you what I
+really think on the subject which I am here to speak about to-night.
+
+I feel that in inviting me here as the representative of the South to
+speak on this occasion, I could not do you any better honor than to tell
+you precisely what I do think and what those, I in a manner represent,
+think; and I do not know that our views would differ very materially
+from yours. I could not, if I would, undertake merely to be entertaining
+to you. I am very much in that respect like an old darky I knew of down
+in Virginia, who on one occasion was given by his mistress some
+syllabub. It was spiced a little with--perhaps--New England rum, or
+something quite as strong that came from the other side of Mason and
+Dixon's Line, but still was not very strong. When he got through she
+said, "How did you like that?" He said, "If you gwine to gimme foam,
+gimme foam; but if you gwine to gimme dram, gimme dram." You do not want
+from me syllabub I am sure.
+
+When I came here I had no idea that I was to address so imposing an
+assemblage as this. I had heard about forefathers and knew that there
+were foremothers also, but did not know that they were going to grace
+this assembly with their presence as they do to-night. When a youngster,
+I was told by an old gentleman, before the day of the unhappy
+stenographer, "You can go out in the world all right if you have four
+speeches. If you have one for the Fourth of July, one for a tournament
+address, one to answer the toast to 'Woman,' and the fourth 'to sweep
+all creation.'" I thought of bringing with me my Fourth of July speech.
+If I had known I was going to address this audience I would have
+brought along the one that answered the toast to "Woman."
+
+But I do not know any man in the world better prepared to address you on
+the subject of my toast, "The Debt Each Part of the Country Owes the
+Other," than myself, for I married a lady from the North. She
+represented in her person the blood both of Virginia and of New England.
+Her mother was a Virginian and her father a gentleman from New
+Hampshire; consequently, as I have two young daughters, who always
+declare themselves Yankees, I am here to speak with due gratitude to
+both sections, and with strong feeling for both sections to-night.
+
+It seems to me that the two sections which we have all heard talked
+about so much in the past, have been gradually merging into one, and
+Heaven knows I hope there may never be but one again. In the nature of
+things it was impossible at first that there could be only one, but of
+late the one great wall that divided them has passed away, and, standing
+here facing you to-night, I feel precisely as I should if I were
+standing facing an audience of my own dear Virginians. There is no
+longer division among us. They say that the South became reconciled and
+showed its loyalty to the Union first at the time of the war with Spain.
+It is not true; the South became reconciled and showed its loyalty to
+the Union after Appomattox. When Lee laid down his arms and accepted the
+terms of the magnanimous Grant, the South rallied behind him, and he
+went to teach peace and amity and union to his scholars at Lexington, to
+the sons of his old soldiers. It is my pride that I was one of the
+pupils at that university, which bears the doubly-honored names of
+Washington and Lee. He taught us only fealty to the Union and to the
+flag of the Union. He taught us also that we should never forget the
+flag under which our fathers fought during the Civil War. With it are
+embalmed the tears, the holy memories that cluster thick around our
+hearts, and I should be unworthy to stand and talk to you to-night as an
+honorable man if I did not hold in deepest reverence that flag that
+represented the spirit that actuated our fathers. It stood for the
+principles of liberty, and, strange as it may seem, both sides, though
+fighting under different banners, fought for the same principles seen
+from different sides. It has not interfered with our loyalty to the
+Union since that flag was furled.
+
+I do not, however, mean to drift into that line of thought. I do not
+think that it is really in place here to-night, but I want you to know
+how we feel at the South. Mason and Dixon's Line is laid down on no map
+and no longer laid down in the memory of either side. The Mason and
+Dixon's Line of to-day is that which circumscribes this great Union,
+with all its advantages, all its hopes, and all its aspirations. This is
+the Mason and Dixon's Line for us to-day, and as a representative of the
+South, I am here to speak to you on that account. We do owe--these two
+sections do owe--each other a great deal. But I will tell you what we
+owe each other more, perhaps, than anything else. When this country was
+settled for us it was with sparsely scattered settlements, ranging along
+the Atlantic coast. When the first outside danger threatened it, the two
+sections immediately drew together. New England had formed her own
+confederation, and at the South the Carolinas and Virginia had a
+confederation of their own, though not so compact; but the first thing
+formed when danger threatened this country was a committee of safety,
+which immediately began correspondence among the several colonies, and
+it was the fact that these very colonies stood together in the face of
+danger, shoulder to shoulder, and back to back, that enabled us to
+achieve what we did achieve.
+
+Standing here, on this great anniversary at the very end of the century,
+facing the new century, it is impossible that one should not look back,
+and equally impossible that one should not look forward. We are just at
+the close of what we call, and call rightly, a century of great
+achievements. We pride ourselves upon the work this country has
+accomplished. We point to a government based upon the consent of the
+governed, such as the world has never seen; wealth which has been piled
+up such as no country has ever attained within that time, or double or
+quadruple that time. It is such a condition of life as never existed in
+any other country. From Mount Desert to the Golden Gate, yes, from the
+islands which Columbus saw, thinking he had found the East Indies, to
+the East Indies themselves, where, even as I speak, the American flag
+is being planted, our possessions and our wealth extend. We have, though
+following the arts of peace, an army ready to rise at the sound of the
+bugle greater than Rome was ever able to summon behind her golden
+eagles. We are right to call it a century of achievement. We pride
+ourselves upon it. Now, who achieved that? Not we, personally; our
+fathers achieved it; your fathers and my fathers; your fathers, when
+they left England and set their prows westward and landed upon the
+rock-bound coast; when they drew up their compact of civil government,
+which was a new thing in the history of the world. We did our part in
+the South, and when the time came they staked all that they had upon the
+principle of a government based only upon the consent of the governed.
+
+We pride ourselves upon the fact that we can worship God according to
+the dictates of our own conscience. We speak easily of God, "whose
+service is perfect freedom," but it was not we, but our fathers who
+achieved that. Our fathers "left us an heritage, and it has brought
+forth abundantly."
+
+I say this to draw clearly the line between mere material wealth and
+that which is the real wealth and welfare of a people. We are rich, but
+our fathers were poor. How did they achieve it? Not by their wealth, but
+by their character--by their devotion to principle. When I was thinking
+of the speech I was to make here to-night, I asked the descendant of a
+New Englander what he would say was the best thing that the fathers had
+left to the country. He thought for a second and made me a wise answer.
+He said, "I think it was their character." That is indeed the heritage
+they left us; they left us their character. Wealth will not preserve
+that which they left us; not wealth, not power, not "dalliance nor wit"
+will preserve it; nothing but that which is of the spirit will preserve
+it, nothing but character.
+
+The whole story of civilization speaks this truth with trumpet voice.
+One nation rises upon the ruins of another nation. It is when Samson
+lies in the lap of Delilah that the enemy steals upon him and ensnares
+him and binds him. It was when the great Assyrian king walked through
+his palace, and looking around him said in his pride, "Is not this great
+Babylon that I have built for the honor of the kingdom and for the honor
+of my majesty?" that the voice came to him, even while the words were in
+the king's mouth (saith the chronicle), "Thy kingdom is departed from
+thee." It was when Belshazzar sat feasting in his Babylonian palace,
+with his lords and ladies, eating and drinking out of the golden vessels
+that had been sacred to the Lord, that the writing came upon the wall,
+"Thou art weighed in the balance and found wanting." Not only in the
+palace, but all through the great city there was feasting and dancing.
+Why should they not feast and why should they not dance? They were
+secure, with walls that were 350 feet high, eighty-five feet thick, with
+a hundred brazen gates, the city filled with greater wealth than had
+ever been brought before within walls. But out in the country a few
+hardy mountaineers had been digging ditches for some time. Nobody took
+much account of them, yet even that night, in the midst of Belshazzar's
+luxury and feasting, the veteran troops of Cyrus were marching silently
+under the dripping walls, down the bed of the lowered Euphrates, so that
+that which had been the very passageway of Babylon's wealth became the
+pathway of her ruin.
+
+Unless we preserve the character and the institutions our fathers gave
+us we will go down as other nations have gone. We may talk and theorize
+as much as we please, but this is the law of nature--the stronger pushes
+the weaker to the wall and takes its place.
+
+In the history of civilization first one nation rises and becomes the
+torch-bearer, and then another takes the torch as it becomes stronger,
+the stronger always pushing the weaker aside and becoming in its turn
+the leader. So it has been with the Assyrian, and Babylonian, and
+Median, and, coming on down, with the Greek, the Roman, the Frank, and
+then came that great race, the Anglo-Saxon-Teutonic race, which seems to
+me to-day to be the great torch-bearer for this and for the next coming
+time. Each nation that has borne the torch of civilization has followed
+some path peculiarly its own. Egyptian, Syrian, Persian, Greek, Roman,
+Frank, all had their ideal of power--order and progress directed under
+Supreme authority, maintained by armed organization. We bear the torch
+of civilization because we possess the principles of civil liberty, and
+we have the character, or should have the character, which our fathers
+have transmitted to us with which to uphold it. If we have it not, then
+be sure that with the certainty of a law of nature some nation--it may
+be one or it may be another--it may be Grecian or it may be Slav,
+already knocking at our doors, will push us from the way, and take the
+torch and bear it onward, and we shall go down.
+
+But I have no fear of the future. I think, looking around upon the
+country at present, that even if it would seem to us at times that there
+are gravest perils which confront us, that even though there may be
+evidence of weakening in our character, notwithstanding this I say, I
+believe the great Anglo-Saxon race, not only on the other side of the
+water, but on this side of the water--and when I say the Anglo-Saxon
+race I mean the great white, English-speaking race--I use the other term
+because there is none more satisfactory to me--contains elements which
+alone can continue to be the leaders of civilization, the elements of
+fundamental power, abiding virtue, public and private. Wealth will not
+preserve a state; it must be the aggregation of individual integrity in
+its members, in its citizens, that shall preserve it. That integrity, I
+believe, exists, deep-rooted among our people. Sometimes when I read
+accounts of vice here and there eating into the heart of the people, I
+feel inclined to be pessimistic; but when I come face to face with the
+American and see him in his life, as he truly is; when I reflect on the
+great body of our people that stretch from one side of this country to
+the other, their homes perched on every hill and nestled in every
+valley, and recognize the sterling virtue and the kind of character that
+sustains it, built on the rock of those principles that our fathers
+transmitted to us, my pessimism disappears and I know that not only for
+this immediate time but for many long generations to come, with that
+reservoir of virtue to draw from, we shall sustain and carry both
+ourselves and the whole human race forward.
+
+There are many problems that confront us which we can only solve by the
+exercise of our utmost courage and wisdom. I do not want anything I say
+here this evening to have in the least degree the complexion of a
+political talk. I am like a friend of mine down in Virginia who told me
+that he never could talk politics with a man, "Because," he says, "I am
+that sort of a blanked fool that thinks if a man disagrees with him in
+politics he has insulted him." Consequently, I am not discussing this
+matter in any political sense whatever. But I feel quite sure, though I
+see many men whose opinion I respect who disagree with me, that yet this
+great people of ours is strong enough to carry through any obligations
+whatever which they may take up. I have no fear, however it may cause
+trouble, or may create difference and complication, of our extending our
+flag in the way we have done of late. I know that I differ with a very
+considerable section of the people of the South from whom I come, but I
+have no question whatever that we possess the strength to maintain any
+obligation that we assume, and I feel sure that in the coming years this
+great race of ours will have shown strength and resolution enough not
+only to preserve itself, to preserve the great heritage our fathers have
+given us of civil liberty here, but also to carry it to the isles of the
+sea, and, if necessary, to the nations beyond the sea. Of one thing I am
+very sure, that had our fathers been called on to solve this problem
+they would have solved it, not in the light of a hundred years ago, but
+in that of the present.
+
+Among the problems that confront us we have one great problem, already
+alluded to indirectly to-night. You do not have it here in the North as
+we have it with us in the South, and yet, I think, it is a problem that
+vitally concerns you too. There is no problem that can greatly affect
+one section of this country that does not affect the other. As I came
+into your city to-night I saw your great structure across the river
+here, binding the two great cities together and making them one, and I
+remember that as I came the last time into your beautiful bay down
+yonder, I saw what seemed to be a mere web of gossamer, a bare hand's
+breadth along the horizon. It seemed as if I might have swept it away
+with my hand if I could have reached it, so airy and light it was in the
+distance, but when I came close to it to-night I found that it was one
+of the greatest structures that human intellect has ever devised. I saw
+it thrilling and vibrating with every energy of our pulsating, modern
+life. At a distance it looked as if the vessels nearest would strike it,
+full head, and carry it away. When I reached it I saw that it was so
+high, so vast, that the traffic of your great stream passed easily
+backward and forward under it. So it is with some of these problems.
+They may appear very small to you, ladies and gentlemen, or to us, when
+seen at a distance--as though merely a hand-sweep would get rid of them;
+but I tell you they are too vast to be moved easily.
+
+There is one that with us overshadows all the rest. The great
+Anglo-Saxon race in the section of this country containing the
+inhabitants of the South understands better than you do the gravity of
+that great problem which confronts them. It is "like the pestilence that
+walketh in darkness, the destruction that wasteth at noonday." It
+confronts us all the day; it is the spectre that ever sits beside our
+bed. No doubt we make mistakes about it; no doubt there are outbreaks
+growing out of some phases of it that astound, and shock, and stun you,
+as they do ourselves. But believe me, the Anglo-Saxon race has set
+itself, with all its power, to face it and to overcome it; to solve it
+in some way, and in the wisest way. Have patience and it will be solved.
+Time is the great solver, and time alone. If you knew the problem as I
+do, my words would have more weight with you than they have. I cannot,
+perhaps, expect you even to understand entirely what I am saying to you,
+but when I tell you that it is the greatest problem that at present
+faces the South, as it has done for the last thirty years, I am saying
+it to you as an American--one of yourselves, who wants to get at the
+right, and get at the truth, and who will get on his knees and thank God
+for anyone who will tell him how to solve the problem and meet the
+dangers that are therein.
+
+Those dangers are not only for us, they are for you. The key to it, in
+our opinion, is that to which I alluded but just now; that for the
+present, at least, the white race is the torch-bearer of civilization,
+not only for itself, but for the world. There is only one thing that I
+can say assuredly, and that is that never again will that element of the
+white race, the white people of the South, any more than you of the
+North, consent to be dominated by any weaker race whatsoever. And on
+this depends your salvation, no less than ours. Some of you may remember
+that once, during that great siege of Petersburg, which resulted, in the
+beginning of April, 1865, in the capture of the city and the overthrow
+of the Confederacy, there was an attempt made to mine the hitherto
+impregnable lines of General Lee. Finally, one cold morning, the mine
+was sprung, and a space perhaps double the length of one of your squares
+was blown up, carrying everything adjacent into the air and making a
+breach in the lines. Beside a little stream under the hill in the Union
+lines was massed a large force, a section of which, in front, was
+composed of negroes. They were hurried forward to rush the breach that
+had been created. They were wild with the ardor of battle. As it
+happened, a part of the gray line which had held the adjacent trenches,
+knowing the peril, had thrown themselves, in the dim dawn of the
+morning, across the newly made breach, and when they found the colored
+troops rushing in they nerved themselves anew to the contest. I may say
+to you calmly, after thirty odd years of experience with the negro race,
+that it was well for the town of Petersburg that morning that that
+attempt to carry the lines failed. That thin gray line there in the gray
+dawn set themselves to meet the on-rushing columns and hold them till
+knowledge of the attack spread and succor arrived. You may not agree
+with me that what happened at that time is happening now; but I tell you
+as one who has stood on the line, that we are not only holding it for
+ourselves, but for you. It is the white people of the South that are
+standing to-day between you and the dread problem that now confronts us.
+They are the thin line of Anglo-Saxons who are holding the broken breach
+with all their might till succor comes. And I believe the light will
+come, the day will break and you yourselves stand shoulder to shoulder
+with us, and then with this united, great American people we can face
+not only the colored race at the South, but we can face all other races
+of the world. That is what I look for and pray for, and there are many
+millions of people who are doing the same to-night.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, I am not speaking in any spirit which I think
+will challenge your serious criticism. We are ready to do all we can to
+accord full justice to that people. I have many, many friends among
+them. I know well what we owe to that race in the past. I am their
+sincere well-wisher in the present and for the future. They are more
+unfortunate than to blame; they have been misdirected, deceived. Not
+only the welfare of the white people of the South and the welfare of the
+white people of the North, but the salvation of the negro himself
+depends upon the carrying out, in a wise way, the things which I have
+outlined, very imperfectly, I know. When that shall be done we will find
+the African race in America, instead of devoting its energies to the
+uncomprehended and futile political efforts which have been its curse in
+the past, devoting them to the better arts of peace, and then from that
+race will come intellects and intellectual achievements which may
+challenge and demand the recognition of the world. Then those intellects
+will come up and take their places and be accorded their places, not
+only willingly, but gladly. This is already the new line along which
+they are advancing, and their best friends can do them no greater
+service than to encourage and assist them in it; their worst enemy could
+do them no greater injury than to deflect them from it.
+
+This is a very imperfect way, I am aware, ladies and gentlemen, of
+presenting the matter, but I hope you will accept it and believe that I
+am sincere in it. Accept my assurance of the great pleasure I have had
+in coming here this evening.
+
+I remember, when I was a boy, hearing your great fellow-townsman, Mr.
+Beecher, in a lecture in Richmond, speak of this great city as "The
+round-house of New York," in which, he said, the machinery that drove
+New York and moved the world was cleaned and polished every night. I am
+glad to be here, where you have that greatest of American achievements,
+the American home and the American spirit. May it always be kept pure
+and always at only the right fountains have its strength renewed.
+[Prolonged applause.]
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE M. PALMER
+
+
+THE LAWYER IN POLITICS
+
+ [Speech of George M. Palmer at the annual banquet of the New York
+ State Bar Association, given in Albany, January 18, 1899. President
+ Walter S. Logan introduced Mr. Palmer in the following words: "The
+ next speaker is the Hon. George M. Palmer, minority leader of the
+ Assembly. [Applause.] He is going to speak on 'The Lawyer in
+ Politics,' and I am very glad to assure you that his politics are
+ of the right kind."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND MEMBERS OF THE BAR ASSOCIATION OF THE STATE OF NEW
+YORK:--Through the generous impulse of your committee I enjoy the
+privilege of responding to this toast. I was informed some four weeks
+ago I would be called upon, the committee thinking I would require that
+time in preparation, and I have devoted the entire time since in
+preparing the address for this occasion. "The Lawyer in Politics." The
+first inquiry of the lawyer and politician is, "What is there in it?"
+[Laughter.] I mean by that, the lawyer says in a dignified way, "What
+principle is involved, and how can I best serve my client, always
+forgetting myself?" The politician, and not the statesman, says, "What
+is in it?" Not for himself, oh, never. Not the lawyer in politics; but
+"What is there in it for the people I represent? How can I best serve
+them?"
+
+You may inquire what is there in this toast for you. Not very much. You
+remember the distinguished jurist who once sat down to a course dinner
+similar to this. He had been waited on by one servant during two
+courses. He had had the soup. Another servant came to him and said,
+"Sir, shall I take your order? Will you have some of the chicken soup?"
+"No, sir; I have been served with chicken soup, but the chicken proved
+an alibi." [Laughter.] A distinguished judge in this presence said he
+was much indebted to the Bar. I am very glad to say that the lawyer in
+politics formed a resolution on the first day of last January to square
+himself with the Bar, and he now stands without any debt. [Laughter.] I
+remember a reference made by the distinguished gentleman to a case that
+was tried by a young, struggling attorney. I also remember a young judge
+who appeared in one of the rural counties, who sat and heard a case very
+similar to the one to which reference was made, and I remember the fight
+of the giants before him. Points were raised of momentous importance.
+They were to affect the policy of the State. One lawyer insisted upon
+the correctness of an objection and succeeded. He felt so elated over
+that success he in a short time objected again, and the judge ruled
+against him, but in his ardor he argued with the court. "Why, I can't
+conceive why you make this ruling." "Why," the judge says, "I have just
+ruled with you once, I must rule with the other fellow this time."
+[Laughter.]
+
+
+[Illustration: REPRODUCTIONS OF MURAL DECORATIONS FROM THE LIBRARY OF
+CONGRESS, WASHINGTON
+
+
+_"LAW"_
+
+_Photo-engraving in colors after the original mosaic panel by Frederick
+Dielman_
+
+
+The mosaics by Mr. Dielman are remarkable for their wealth of color and
+detail--properties so elusive as to defy the reproducer's art. But the
+picture here given preserves the fundamental idea of the artist. "Law"
+is typified by the central figure of a woman seated on a marble throne
+and holding in one hand the sword of punishment, and in the other the
+palm branch of reward. She wears on her breast the Ćgis of Minerva. On
+the steps of the throne are the scales of Justice, the book of Law and
+the white doves of Mercy. On her right are the emblematic figures of
+Truth, Peace, and Industry, on her left are Fraud, Discord, and
+Violence. "Law" is a companion piece to "History."]
+
+
+
+"The Lawyer in Politics." It is sometimes a question which way the
+lawyer will start when he enters politics. I remember reading once of a
+distinguished lawyer who had a witness upon the stand. He was
+endeavoring to locate the surroundings of a building in which an
+accident occurred, and he had put a female witness on the stand. "Now
+the location of the door: please give it," and she gave it in a timid
+way. "Will you now kindly give the location of the hall in which the
+accident occurred?" She gave it. "Now," he says, "we have arrived at the
+stairs; will you kindly tell me which way the stairs run?" She became a
+little nervous and she says, "I will tell you the best I can; if you are
+at the foot of the stairs they run up, and if you are to the top of the
+stairs they run down." [Laughter.] So sometimes it is pretty important
+to find out which way the lawyer is going when he enters in politics. He
+should be tried and tested before being permitted to enter politics, in
+my judgment, and while the State is taking upon itself the paternal
+control of all our professions and business industries, it seems to me
+they should have a civil service examination for the lawyer before he
+enters the realm of politics.
+
+A lawyer that I heard of, coming from a county down the river--a county
+that has produced distinguished judges who have occupied positions on
+the Court of Appeals and in the Supreme Court of the State--said of a
+lawyer there who had been in politics, that he had started with bright
+prospects, but had become indebted to the Bar during his period in
+politics. He had gone back and had taken up the small cases, and yet in
+his sober moments it was said the sparks of genius still exhibited
+themselves at times. He was called upon to defend a poor woman at one
+time who was arrested by a heartless corporation for stealing a lot of
+their coal. He sobered up and squared himself before the jury, conducted
+the examination of the case and the trial of it, and in a magnificent
+burst of eloquence the case went to the jury. And after the jury
+retired, he sat, while they deliberated, by his client. And finally the
+jury came in. The foreman rose and said that "The jury find the
+defendant not guilty." The distinguished lawyer, in the presence of the
+crowd and jury, and justice of the peace, straightened back in his
+chair. "My dear Miss Smith, you are again a free woman. No longer the
+imputation of this heinous crime rests upon you. You may go from this
+court-room as free as the bird that pinions its wings and flies toward
+the heavens, to kiss the first ray of the morning sunshine. You may go
+as free as that bird, but before you go pay me that $3.00 you owe me on
+account." [Laughter.] What I mean to enforce by this is that the lawyer
+who is in politics solely for the $3.00 is not a safe man to intrust
+with political power.
+
+Judge Baldwin, of Indiana, it is said, in giving his advice to lawyers
+upon one occasion, told them that the course to be pursued by a lawyer
+was first to get on, second to get honor, and third to get honest.
+[Laughter.] A man who follows that policy in my judgment is not such a
+lawyer as should be let loose in politics. Rather, it seems to me, that
+the advice to give to lawyers, and the principle to follow is, first to
+be honest, second to get on, and third, upon this broad basis, get honor
+if you can. [Applause.] It is unnecessary for me at this time to refer
+to the distinguished men who have entered politics from the profession
+of the law. I could point to those who have occupied the highest
+positions in the gift of the people, who have been the chief executives
+of this great Nation, and who have stood in the halls of Congress, and
+in the legislative halls of our various States, and in these important
+positions have helped formulate the fundamental principles which to-day
+govern us as a free people, and upon which the ark of our freedom rests.
+I believe that while in the past opportunities have presented themselves
+for lawyers in politics, yet no time was ever more favorable than now,
+when it seems to me that the service of the Bar is required in helping
+shape the policies and destinies of our country. We are confronted with
+new conditions, with new propositions, and it seems to me that the man
+who is learned in the law, who, as was once said of the great Peel, that
+his entire course in life, in and out of the profession, was guided by
+the desire to do right and justice, should aid in our adjustment to
+these new conditions.
+
+Professional men who are superior to the fascination of power, or the
+charms of wealth, men who do not employ their power solely for
+self-aggrandizement, but devote their energies in favor of the public
+weal, are men who should be found in the councils of the State. Ours is
+the country and this the occasion when patriotism and legal learning are
+at a premium.
+
+In the settling of the policy of the United States with reference to
+territory recently acquired, lawyers are destined to play a leading
+part. They are very well fitted to appreciate the fundamental principles
+of a free government and of human liberty. It seems the patriotic duty
+of the lawyer to give the country the benefit of his study and
+experience, not as a mere politician, but as a high-minded and learned
+statesman and citizen of our common country.
+
+This is the time when high-minded, learned, and professional men should
+assist to plant and protect the flower of our American policy under our
+new conditions so that the fruitage of our system may be naturalized in
+new fields as a correct policy.
+
+Duty, therefore, seems to call the lawyer to the councils of State. Our
+Country is his client, her perpetuity will be his retainer, fee, and
+compensation. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+LORD PALMERSTON
+
+(HENRY JOHN TEMPLE)
+
+
+ILLUSIONS CREATED BY ART
+
+ [Speech of Henry John Temple, Viscount Palmerston, Prime Minister
+ of England 1859-1865, at the annual banquet of the Royal Academy,
+ London, May 2, 1863. Sir Charles Eastlake, the President of the
+ Royal Academy, said, in introducing Lord Palmerston: "I now have
+ the honor to propose the health of one who is entitled to the
+ respect and gratitude of the friends of science and art, the
+ promoters of education and the upholders of time-honored
+ institutions. I have the honor to propose the health of Viscount
+ Palmerston."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESSES, MY LORDS, AND
+GENTLEMEN:--I need not, I am certain, assure you that nothing can
+be more gratifying to the feelings of any man than to receive that
+compliment which you have been pleased to propose and which this
+distinguished assembly has been kind enough so favorably to entertain in
+the toast of his health. It is natural that any man who is engaged in
+public life should feel the greatest interest in the promotion of the
+fine arts. In fact, without a great cultivation of art no nation has
+ever arrived at any point of eminence. We have seen great warlike
+exploits performed by nations in a state, I won't say of comparative
+barbarism, but wanting comparative civilization; we have seen nations
+amassing great wealth, but yet not standing thereby high in the
+estimation of the rest of the world; but when great warlike
+achievements, great national prosperity, and a high cultivation of the
+arts are all combined together, the nation in which those conditions are
+found may pride itself on holding that eminent position among the
+nations of the world which I am proud to say belongs to this country.
+[Loud cheers.]
+
+It is gratifying to have the honor of being invited to these periodical
+meetings where we find assembled within these rooms a greater amount of
+cultivation of mind, of natural genius, of everything which constitutes
+the development of human intellect than perhaps ever has assembled
+within the same space elsewhere. And we have besides the gratification
+of seeing that in addition to those living examples of national genius
+the walls are covered with proofs that the national genius is capable of
+the most active and admirable development. [Cheers.] Upon the present
+occasion, Mr. President, every visitor must have seen with the greatest
+delight that by the side of the works of those whose names are familiar
+to all, there are works of great ability brought hither by men who are
+still rising to fame; and, therefore, we have the satisfaction of
+feeling that this country will never be wanting in men distinguished in
+the practice of the fine arts. [Cheers.] One great merit of this
+Exhibition is that whatever may be the turn of a man's mind, whatever
+his position in life, he may at least during the period he is within
+these walls, indulge the most pleasant illusions applicable to the wants
+his mind at that time may feel. A man who comes here shivering in one of
+those days which mark the severity of an English summer, may imagine
+that he is basking in an African sun and he may feel an imaginary warmth
+from the representation of a tropical climate. If, on the other hand, he
+is suffering under those exceptional miseries which one of the few hot
+days of an English summer is apt to create, he may imagine himself
+inhaling the fresh breezes of the seaside; he may suppose himself
+reclining in the cool shade of the most luxuriant foliage; he may for a
+time, in fancy, feel all the delights which the streets and pavements of
+London deny in reality. [Cheers and laughter.] And if he happens to be a
+young man, upon what is conventionally said to be his preferment, that
+is to say, looking out for a partner in life, he may here study all
+kinds and descriptions of female beauty [laughter and cheers]; he may
+satisfy his mind whether light hair or dark, blue eyes or black, the
+tender or the serious, the gay or the sentimental, are most likely to
+contribute to the happiness of his future life. [Cheers.] And without
+exposing himself to any of those embarrassing questions as to his
+intentions [laughter] which sometimes too inquisitive a scrutiny may
+bring [much laughter], without creating disappointment or breaking any
+hearts, by being referred to any paternal authority, which, he may not
+desire to consult, he may go and apply to practical selection those
+principles of choice which will result from the study within these
+walls.
+
+Then those of a more serious turn of mind who direct their thoughts to
+State affairs, and who wish to know of what that august assembly the
+House of Commons is composed, may here [pointing to Phillips's picture
+behind the chair], without the trouble of asking an order, without
+waiting in Westminster Hall until a seat be vacant, without passing
+hours in a hot gallery listening perhaps to dull discourses in an
+uninteresting debate--they may here see what kind of thing the House of
+Commons is, and go back edified by the sight without being bored by dull
+speeches. [Cheers and laughter.]
+
+Now, don't, gentlemen, imagine that I am romancing when I attribute this
+virtue to ocular demonstration--don't imagine that that which enters the
+eye does not sometimes penetrate to the mind and feelings. I will give
+you an instance to the contrary. I remember within these walls seeing
+two gentlemen who evidently, from their remarks, were very good judges
+of horses, looking with the greatest admiration upon the well-known
+picture of Landseer, "The Horseshoeing at the Blacksmith's;" and after
+they had looked at it for some time one was approaching nearer, when the
+other in an agony of enthusiasm said: "For heaven's sake, don't go too
+near, he will kick you." [Cheers and laughter.]
+
+Well, gentlemen, I said that a public man must take great interest in
+art, but I feel that the present Government has an apology to make to
+one department of art, and that is to the sculptors; for there is an old
+maxim denoting one of the high functions of art which is "_Ars est
+celare artem_." Now there was a cellar in which the art of the most
+distinguished sculptors was concealed to the utmost extent of the
+application of that saying. We have brought them comparatively into
+light; and if the sculptors will excuse us for having departed from that
+sage and ancient maxim, I am sure the public will thank us for having
+given them an opportunity of seeing those beautiful works of men of
+which it may be said: "_Vivos ducunt de marmore vultus_." I trust,
+therefore, the sculptors will excuse us for having done, not perhaps the
+best they might have wished, but at least for having relieved them a
+little from the darkness of that Cimmerian cellar in which their works
+were hid. [Cheers.] I beg again to thank you, gentlemen, for the honor
+you have done me in drinking my health. [Loud cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+JOHN R. PAXTON
+
+
+A SCOTCH-IRISHMAN'S VIEWS OF THE PURITAN
+
+ [Speech of Rev. John R. Paxton, D.D., at the seventy-seventh annual
+ dinner of the New England Society in the City of New York, December
+ 22, 1882. Josiah M. Fiske, the President, occupied the chair. Dr.
+ Paxton responded for "The Clergy."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--There is no help for it, alas!
+now. The Pilgrim or Puritan doth bestride the broad continent like
+another Colossus and we Dutch, English, Scotch, Scotch-Irish, and Irish
+walk about under his huge legs [laughter]; "we must bend our bodies when
+he doth carelessly nod to us." For the Puritan is the pious Joseph of
+the land, and to his sheaf all our sheaves must make obeisance. As he
+pipes unto us so we dance. He takes the chief seat at every national
+feast and compels us highway-and-hedge people, us unfortunate Dutch and
+Scotch-Irish, to come in and shout his triumphs and praise at his own
+self-glorification meetings. [Laughter and applause.] Of course we all
+know it's a clear case of the tail wagging the dog. But it is too late
+now to go back to the order of nature or the truth of history. The
+Puritan, like another Old Man of the Sea, is astride our shoulders and
+won't come down, protest, pray, roll, wriggle as Sindbad may. Why, the
+Puritan has imposed his Thanksgiving Day and pumpkin-pie upon South
+Carolina, even. [Applause.] He got mad at the old Whig party, on account
+of his higher law and abolitionism, and put it to death. When the
+Puritan first came to these shores, he made the way to heaven so narrow
+that only a tight-rope performer could walk it. [Laughter.] Now, what
+with his Concord philosophies, transcendentalisms, and every heresy, he
+has made it so wide that you could drive all Barnum's elephants abreast
+upon it and through the strait gate. He compels us to send our sons to
+his colleges for his nasal note. He is communicating his dyspepsia to
+the whole country by means of codfish-balls and baked beans. He has
+encouraged the revolt of women, does our thinking, writes our books,
+insists on his standard of culture, defines our God, and, as the
+crowning glory of his audacity, has imposed his own sectional, fit, and
+distinguishing name upon us all, and swells with gratified pride to hear
+all the nations of the earth speak of all Americans as Yankees.
+[Laughter and applause.]
+
+I would enter a protest, but what use? We simply grace his triumph, and
+no images may be hung at this feast but the trophies of the Puritan. For
+all that, I mean to say a brief word for my Scotch-Irish race in
+America. Mr. President, General Horace Porter, on my left, and I, did
+not come over in the Half Moon or the Mayflower. We stayed on in County
+Donegal, Ireland, in the loins of our forefathers, content with poteen
+and potatoes, stayed on until the Pilgrims had put down the Indians, the
+Baptists, and the witches; until the Dutch had got all the furs this
+side Lake Erie. [Laughter and applause.] By the way, what hands and feet
+those early Knickerbockers had! In trading with the Indians it was fixed
+that a Dutchman's hand weighed one pound and his foot two pounds in the
+scales. But what puzzled the Indian was that no matter how big his pack
+of furs, the Dutchman's foot was its exact weight at the opposite end of
+the scale. Enormous feet the first Van--or De--or Stuy--had. [Continued
+laughter.]
+
+But in course of time, after the Pilgrims had come for freedom, the
+Dutch for furs, Penn for a frock--a Quaker cut and color--we came, we
+Scotch-Irish Presbyterians, for what? Perhaps the king oppressed the
+presbytery, or potatoes failed, or the tax on whiskey was doubled.
+Anyway we came to stay: some of us in New England, some in the valleys
+of Virginia, some in the mountains of North Carolina, others in New
+York; but the greater part pushed out into Pennsylvania--as far away as
+they could get from the Puritans and the Dutch--settled the great
+Cumberland Valley; then, crossing the Alleghany Mountains, staked out
+their farms on the banks of the Monongahela River, set up their stills,
+built their meeting-houses, organized the presbytery--and, gentlemen,
+the reputation of our Monongahela rye is unsurpassed to this day [long
+applause], and our unqualified orthodoxy even now turns the stomach of a
+modern Puritan and constrains Colonel Ingersoll[1] not to pray, alas!
+but to swear. [Loud laughter.]
+
+Mr. President, I hope General Porter will join me in claiming some
+recognition for the Scotch-Irish Presbyterians from these sons of the
+Puritans. For do you not know that your own man Bancroft says that the
+first public voice in America for dissolving all connection with Great
+Britain came not from the Puritans of New England, the Dutch of New
+York, nor the planters of Virginia, but from the Scotch-Irish
+Presbyterians? [Applause.] Therefore, Mr. President, be kind enough to
+accept from us the greeting of the Scotch-Irish of Pennsylvania, our
+native State--that prolific mother of pig-iron and coal, whose favorite
+and greatest sons are still Albert Gallatin, of Switzerland, and
+Benjamin Franklin, of Massachusetts. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+The first son of a Forefather I ever fell in with was a nine-months
+Connecticut man at Fredericksburg, Virginia, in the spring of '62. Now,
+I was a guileless and generous lad of nineteen--all Pennsylvanians are
+guileless and generous, for our mountains are so rich in coal, our
+valleys so fat with soil, that our living is easy and therefore our wits
+are dull, and we are still voting for Jackson. [Great laughter.] The
+reason the Yankees are smart is because they have to wrest a precarious
+subsistence from a reluctant soil. "What shall I do to make my son get
+forward in the world?" asked an English lord of a bishop. "I know of
+only one way," replied the bishop; "give him poverty and parts." Well,
+that's the reason the sons of the Pilgrims have all got on in the world.
+They all started with poverty, and had to exercise their wits on nutmegs
+or notions or something to thrive. [Laughter.] Yes, they had "parts."
+Why, they have taken New York from the Dutch; they are half of Wall
+Street, and only a Jew, or a long-headed Sage, or that surprising and
+surpassing genius in finance, Jay,[2] can wrestle with them on equal
+terms. Ah! these Yankees have "parts"--lean bodies, sterile soil, but
+such brains that they grew a Webster. [Applause.] Well, this Connecticut
+man invited me to his quarters. When I got back to my regiment I had a
+shabby overcoat instead of my new one, I had a frying-pan worth twenty
+cents, that cost me five dollars, and a recipe for baked beans for which
+I had parted with my gold pen and pencil. [Continued laughter.] I was a
+sadder and a wiser man that night for that encounter with the
+Connecticut Pilgrim.
+
+But my allotted time is running away, and, preacher-like, I couldn't
+begin without an introduction. I am afraid in this case the porch will
+be bigger than the house. But now to my toast, "The Clergy." Surely, Mr.
+President and gentlemen, you sons of the Pilgrims appreciate the debt
+you owe the Puritan divines. What made your section great, dominant,
+glorious in the history of our common country? To what class of your
+citizens--more than to any other, I think--do you owe the proud memories
+of your past, and your strength, achievements, and culture in the
+present? Who had the first chance on your destiny, your character, your
+development? Why, the Puritan preacher, of course; the man who in every
+parish inculcated the fear of God in your fathers' souls, obedience to
+law, civil and divine, the dignity of man, the worth of the soul and
+right conduct in life. [Applause.] Believe me, gentlemen, the Puritan
+clergy did a great work for New England. Our whole country feels yet the
+impulse and movement given it by those stern preachers of righteousness,
+who had Abrahamic eyes under their foreheads and the stuff of Elijah in
+their souls. [Applause.] I know it's the fashion now to poke fun at the
+Puritans, to use the "Blue Laws" as a weapon against them, to sneer at
+them as hard, narrow, and intolerant. Yes, alas! we do not breathe
+through their lungs any more. The wheel has gone round, and we have come
+back to the very things the Puritans fled from in hatred and in horror.
+
+We pride ourselves these days on our "sweetness and light," on our
+culture and manners. The soul of the age is hospitable and entertains,
+like an inn, "God or the devil on equal terms," as George Eliot says.
+Alas! the Puritan chart has failed us in the sea through which we are
+passing; the old stars have ceased to shine; too many of us know neither
+our course nor destination; "authority is mute;" the "Thus saith the
+Lord" of the Puritan is not enough now for our guidance. For the age is
+in all things not one of reason or of faith, but of speculation not only
+in the business of the world, but in all moral and spiritual questions
+as well. Well, we shall see what we shall see. But for one, I admire
+with all my soul a man who knows just what he was put into this world
+for, what his chief end in it is, what he believes, must do and must be,
+and in the ways thereof is willing to inflict or to suffer death.
+[Applause.] The Puritan divine was such a man. He sowed your rocky
+coasts and sterile hills with conscience and God. You are living on the
+virtue that came out of the hem of his garment; he is our bulwark still
+in this land against superstition on the one hand and infidelity on the
+other. [Applause.] Grand man he was, the old Puritan; once arrived he
+was always arrived; while other men hesitated he acted; while others
+debated he declared; fearing God, he was lifted above every other fear;
+and though he has passed away for a time--only for a time, remember: the
+wheel is still turning, we can't stand on air--he will come back again,
+but in the meantime he is still a "preacher of righteousness" to our
+souls as effective in death as in life. [Applause.]
+
+In your presence I greet with my warmest admiration, I salute with my
+profound reverence, the old Puritan divines of New England who had a
+scorn for all base uses of life, who were true to duty as they saw it,
+who had convictions for which they would kill or die, who formed their
+characters and guided their lives by the law of righteousness in human
+conduct. To these men under God we largely owe our liberties and our
+laws in this land. I take off my hat to his ghost, and salute him as
+greater than he who has taken a city, for the Puritan divine conquered
+himself. He was an Isaac, not an Ishmael; he was a Jacob, not an Esau; a
+God-born man who knew what his soul did wear. Great man he was, hard,
+stern, and intolerant. Yes, but what would you have, gentlemen? The
+Puritan was not a pretty head carved on a cherry-stone, but a Colossus
+cut from the rock, huge, grim, but awe-inspiring, fortifying to the soul
+if not warming to the heart. [Applause.]
+
+Well, would he know you to-night, I wonder, his own sons, if he came in
+upon you now, in circumstances so different and with manners and
+customs so changed? Would he gaze at you with sad, sad eyes, and weep
+over you as the degenerate sons of noble sires? [Laughter.] No, no; you
+are worthy, I think. The sons will keep what the fathers won. After all,
+you are still one with the Puritan in all essential things. [Applause.]
+You clasp hands with him in devotion to the same principle, in obedience
+to the same God. True, the man between doublet and skin plays many
+parts; fashions come and go, never long the same, but "clothe me as you
+will I am Sancho Panza still." So you are Puritans still. Back of your
+Unitarianism, back of your Episcopalianism, back of your
+Transcendentalism, back of all your isms, conceits, vagaries--and there
+is no end to them--back of them all there beats in you the Puritan
+heart. Blood will tell. Scratch a child of sweetness and light on Beacon
+Hill to-day and you will find a Puritan. [Laughter.] Scratch your
+Emerson, your Bellows, your Lowell, your Longfellow, your Wendell
+Phillips, your Phillips Brooks, and you find the Puritan. [Applause.] In
+intellectual conclusions vastly different, in heart, at bottom, you're
+all one in love of liberty, in fear of God, contempt for shams, and
+scorn of all things base and mean. [Applause.]
+
+So, ye ghosts of old Puritan divines, ye cannot look down on your sons
+to-night with sad and reproachful eyes. For the sons have not wasted
+what the fathers gained, nor failed in any critical emergency, nor yet
+forsaken the God ye feared so well, though they have modified your
+creed. Gentlemen, I cannot think that the blood has run out. Exchange
+your evening dress for the belted tunic and cloak; take off the silk hat
+and put on the wide brim and the steeple crown, and lo! I see the
+Puritan. And twenty years ago I heard him speak and saw him act. "If any
+man hauls down the American flag, shoot him on the spot." Why, Warren in
+old Boston did not act more promptly or do a finer thing. Well, what
+moved in your splendid Dix when he gave that order? The spirit of the
+old Puritan. And I saw the sons of the sires act. Who reddened the
+streets of Baltimore with the first Union blood?--Massachusetts. [Loud
+applause.] Who to-day are the first to rally to the side of a good
+cause, on trial in the community? Who are Still first in colleges and
+letters in this land? Who, east or west, advocate justice, redress
+wrongs, maintain equal rights, support churches, love liberty, and
+thrive where others starve? Why, these ubiquitous sons of the Puritans,
+of course, who dine me to-night. Gentlemen, I salute you. "If I were not
+Miltiades I would be Themistocles;" if I were not a Scotch-Irishman I
+would be a Puritan. [Continued applause.]
+
+
+
+
+EDWARD JOHN PHELPS
+
+
+FAREWELL ADDRESS
+
+ [Speech of Edward J. Phelps, Minister to England, on the occasion
+ of the farewell banquet given to him by the Lord Mayor of London,
+ James Whitehead, at the Mansion House, London, January 24, 1889.
+ The Lord Mayor, in proposing the toast of the evening, said, in the
+ course of his introductory remarks: "It now becomes my pride and
+ privilege to ask you to join with me in drinking the health of my
+ distinguished guest, Mr. Phelps. I have invited you here this
+ evening because I felt it was my duty as Chief Magistrate of the
+ City of London to take the initiative in giving you an opportunity
+ to testify to the very high esteem in which Mr. Phelps is held by
+ all classes of society. It is to me a very sincere satisfaction
+ that I am able to be the medium of conveying to him, on the eve of
+ his departure, the fact that his presence here in this country has
+ been appreciated by the whole British nation. If anything were
+ required to give force to what I have said, it is the fact that on
+ this occasion we are honored by the presence of members of
+ governments past and present, of statesmen without distinction of
+ party, of members of both Houses of Parliament, and of nearly all
+ the judges of the land. We have here also the highest
+ representatives of science, of art, of literature, and of the
+ press; and we are also honored with the presence of neighbors and
+ friends in some of the most eminent bankers and merchants of the
+ city. I am glad to add that all the distinguished Americans that I
+ know of at present visiting this city have come here to show their
+ esteem for their fellow-countryman. It may be said that this
+ remarkable gathering is a proof not only of the fact that our
+ distinguished guest is personally popular, but also that we are
+ satisfied that, so far as he could, he has endeavored to do his
+ duty faithfully and well between the country he represents and the
+ country to which he is delegated. Mr. Phelps in leaving our shores,
+ I think, will take with him a feeling that he has been received in
+ the most cordial spirit, in the most friendly manner in this
+ country. I think he will feel also--at any rate, I should like to
+ assure him so far as I am able to observe--that he has greatly
+ tended, by his manner and by his courteous bearing, to consolidate
+ those friendly relations which we desire should forever exist
+ between his country and our own. Those of us who have had the honor
+ from time to time to meet his Excellency, know what high and good
+ qualities he possesses, and we feel sure he will take with him to
+ the United States a not unfavorable impression of the old country,
+ and that so far as he can he will endeavor in the future, as I
+ believe he has done in the past, to promote those feelings of
+ peace, of amity between the two countries, the maintenance of which
+ is one of the objects to be most desired in the interests of the
+ world at large. I give you 'His Excellency, the American Minister,
+ Mr. Phelps,' and I ask you, if you please, to rise and give the
+ toast standing, in the usual manner."]
+
+
+MY LORD MAYOR, MY LORDS, AND GENTLEMEN:--I am sure you will not be
+surprised to be told that the poor words at my command do not enable me
+to respond adequately to your most kind greeting, nor the too flattering
+words which have fallen from my friend, the Lord Mayor, and from my
+distinguished colleague, the Lord Chancellor. But you will do me the
+justice to believe that my feelings are not the less sincere and hearty
+if I cannot put them into language. I am under a very great obligation
+to your Lordship not merely for the honor of meeting this evening an
+assembly more distinguished I apprehend than it appears to me has often
+assembled under one roof, but especially for the opportunity of meeting
+under such pleasant circumstances so many of those to whom I have become
+so warmly attached, and from whom I am so sorry to part. [Cheers.]
+
+It is rather a pleasant coincidence to me that about the first
+hospitality that was offered me after my arrival in England came from my
+friend, the Lord Mayor, who was at the time one of the Sheriffs of
+London. I hope it is no disparagement to my countrymen to say that under
+existing circumstances the first place that I felt it my duty to visit
+was the Old Bailey Criminal Court. [Laughter.] I had there the pleasure
+of being entertained by my friend, the Lord Mayor. And it happens also
+that it was in this room almost four years ago at a dinner given to Her
+Majesty's Judges by my friend Sir Robert Fowler, then Lord Mayor, whose
+genial face I see before me, that I appeared for the first time on any
+public occasion in England and addressed my first words to an English
+company. It seems to me a fortunate propriety that my last public words
+should be spoken under the same hospitable roof, the home of the Chief
+Magistrate of the city of London. ["Hear! Hear!"] Nor can I ever forget
+the cordial and generous reception that was then accorded, not to myself
+personally, for I was altogether a stranger, but to the representative
+of my country. It struck what has proved the keynote of all my relations
+here. It indicated to me at the outset how warm and hearty was the
+feeling of Englishmen toward America. [Cheers.]
+
+And it gave me to understand, what I was not slow to accept and believe,
+that I was accredited not merely from one government to the other, but
+from the people of America to the people of England--that the American
+Minister was not expected to be merely a diplomatic functionary shrouded
+in reticence and retirement, jealously watching over doubtful relations,
+and carefully guarding against anticipated dangers; but that he was to
+be the guest of his kinsmen--one of themselves--the messenger of the
+sympathy and good-will, the mutual and warm regard and esteem that bind
+together the two great nations of the same race, and make them one in
+all the fair humanities of life. [Cheers.] The suggestion that met me at
+the threshold has not proved to be mistaken. The promise then held out
+has been generously fulfilled. Ever since and through all my intercourse
+here I have received, in all quarters, from all classes with whom I have
+come in contact, under all circumstances and in all vicissitudes, a
+uniform and widely varied kindness, far beyond what I had personally the
+least claim to. And I am glad of this public opportunity to acknowledge
+it in the most emphatic manner.
+
+My relations with the successive governments I have had to do with have
+been at all times most fortunate and agreeable, and quite beyond those I
+have been happy in feeling always that the English people had a claim
+upon the American Minister for all kind and friendly offices in his
+power, and upon his presence and voice on all occasions when they could
+be thought to further any good work. [Cheers.]
+
+And so I have gone in and out among you these four years and have come
+to know you well. I have taken part in many gratifying public functions;
+I have been the guest at many homes; and my heart has gone out with
+yours in memorable jubilee of that Sovereign Lady whom all Englishmen
+love and all Americans honor. I have stood with you by some unforgotten
+graves; I have shared in many joys; and I have tried as well as I could
+through it all, in my small way, to promote constantly a better
+understanding, a fuller and more accurate knowledge, a more genuine
+sympathy between the people of the two countries. [Cheers.]
+
+And this leads me to say a word on the nature of these relations. The
+moral intercourse between the governments is most important to be
+maintained, and its value is not to be overlooked or disregarded. But
+the real significance of the attitude of nations depends in these days
+upon the feelings which the general intelligence of their inhabitants
+entertains toward each other. The time has long passed when kings or
+rulers can involve their nations in hostilities to gratify their own
+ambition or caprice. There can be no war nowadays between civilized
+nations, nor any peace that is not hollow and delusive, unless sustained
+and backed up by the sentiment of the people who are parties to it.
+[Cheers.] Before nations can quarrel, their inhabitants must first
+become hostile. Then a cause of quarrel is not far to seek. The men of
+our race are not likely to become hostile until they begin to
+misunderstand each other. [Cheers.] There are no dragon's teeth so
+prolific as mutual misunderstandings. It is in the great and constantly
+increasing intercourse between England and America, in its
+reciprocities, and its amenities, that the security against
+misunderstanding must be found. While that continues, they cannot be
+otherwise than friendly. Unlucky incidents may sometimes happen;
+interests may conflict; mistakes may be made on one side or on the
+other, and sharp words may occasionally be spoken by unguarded or
+ignorant tongues. The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make
+anything. [Cheers and laughter.] The nation that comes to be without
+fault will have reached the millennium, and will have little further
+concern with the storm-swept geography of this imperfect world. But
+these things are all ephemeral; they do not touch the great heart of
+either people; they float for a moment on the surface and in the wind,
+and then they disappear and are gone--"in the deep bosom of the ocean
+buried."
+
+I do not know, sir, who may be my successor, but I venture to assure you
+that he will be an American gentleman, fit by character and capacity to
+be the medium of communication between our countries; and an American
+gentleman, when you come to know him, generally turns out to be a not
+very distant kinsman of an English gentleman. [Cheers.] I need not
+bespeak for him a kindly reception. I know he will receive it for his
+country's sake and his own. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+
+"Farewell," sir, is a word often lightly uttered and readily forgotten.
+But when it marks the rounding-off and completion of a chapter in life,
+the severance of ties many and cherished, of the parting with many
+friends at once--especially when it is spoken among the lengthening
+shadows of the western light--it sticks somewhat in the throat. It
+becomes, indeed, "the word that makes us linger." But it does not prompt
+many other words. It is best expressed in few. What goes without saying
+is better than what is said. Not much can be added to the old English
+word "Good-by." You are not sending me away empty-handed or alone. I go
+freighted and laden with happy memories--inexhaustible and unalloyed--of
+England, its warm-hearted people, and their measureless kindness.
+Spirits more than twain will cross with me, messengers of your
+good-will. Happy the nation that can thus speed its parting guest!
+Fortunate the guest who has found his welcome almost an adoption, and
+whose farewell leaves half his heart behind! [Loud cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+ARTHUR WING PINERO
+
+
+THE DRAMA
+
+ [Speech of Arthur Wing Pinero at the annual banquet of the Royal
+ Academy, London, May 4, 1895. The toast to the "Drama" was coupled
+ with that to "Music," to which Sir Alexander Mackenzie responded.
+ Sir John Millais in proposing the toast said: "I have already
+ spoken for both music and the drama with my brush. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+ I have painted Sterndale Bennett, Arthur Sullivan, Irving, and
+ Hare."]
+
+
+YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MY LORDS, AND GENTLEMEN:--There ought to
+be at least one strong link of sympathy between certain painters and
+certain dramatists, for in the craft of painting as in that of
+play-writing, popular success is not always held to be quite creditable.
+Not very long ago I met at an exhibition of pictures a friend whose
+business it is to comment in the public journals upon painting and the
+drama. The exhibition was composed of the works of two artists, and I
+found myself in one room praising the pictures of the man who was
+exhibiting in the other. My friend promptly took me to task. "Surely,"
+said he, "you noticed that two-thirds of the works in the next room are
+already sold?" I admitted having observed that many of the pictures were
+so ticketed. My friend shrugged his shoulders. "But," said I, anxiously,
+"do you really regard that circumstance as reflecting disparagingly upon
+the man's work in the next room?" His reply was: "Good work rarely
+sells." [Laughter.] My lords and gentlemen, if the dictum laid down by
+my friend be a sound one, I am placed to-night in a situation of some
+embarrassment. For, in representing, as you honor me, by giving me leave
+to do, my brother dramatists, I confess I am not in the position to deny
+that their wares frequently "sell." [Laughter.] I might, of course,
+artfully plead in extenuation of this condition of affairs that success
+in such a shape is the very last reward the dramatist toils for, or
+desires; that when the theatre in which his work is presented is
+thronged nightly no one is more surprised, more abashed than himself;
+that his modesty is so impenetrable, his artistic absorption so
+profound, that the sound of the voices of public approbation reduces him
+to a state of shame and dismay. [Laughter.] But did I advance this plea,
+I think it would at once be found to be a very shallow plea. For in any
+department of life, social, political, or artistic, nothing is more
+difficult than to avoid incurring the suspicion that you mean to succeed
+in the widest application of that term, if you can. If therefore there
+be any truth in the assertion that "good work rarely sells," it would
+appear that I must, on behalf of certain of my brother dramatists,
+either bow my head in frank humiliation, or strike out some ingenious
+line of defence. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+
+But, my lords and gentlemen, I shall, with your sanction, adopt neither
+of those expedients; I shall simply beg leave to acknowledge freely, to
+acknowledge without a blush, that what is known as popular success is, I
+believe, greatly coveted, sternly fought for, by even the most earnest
+of those writers who deal in the commodity labelled "modern British
+drama." And I would, moreover, submit that of all the affectations
+displayed by artists of any craft, the affectation of despising the
+approval and support of the great public is the most mischievous and
+misleading. [Cheers.] Speaking at any rate of dramatic art, I believe
+that its most substantial claim upon consideration rests in its power of
+legitimately interesting a great number of people. I believe this of any
+art; I believe it especially of the drama. Whatever distinction the
+dramatist may attain in gaining the attention of the so-called select
+few, I believe that his finest task is that of giving back to a
+multitude their own thoughts and conceptions, illuminated, enlarged, and
+if needful, purged, perfected, transfigured. The making of a play that
+shall be closely observant in its portrayal of character, moral in
+purpose, dignified in expression, stirring in its development, yet not
+beyond our possible experience of life; a drama, the unfolding of whose
+story shall be watched intently, responsively, night after night by
+thousands of men and women, necessarily of diversified temperaments,
+aims, and interests, men and women of all classes of society--surely the
+writing of that drama, the weaving of that complex fabric, is one of the
+most arduous of the tasks which art has set us; surely its successful
+accomplishment is one of the highest achievements of which an artist is
+capable.
+
+I cannot claim--it would be immodest to make such a claim in speaking
+even of my brother dramatists--I cannot claim that the thorough
+achievement of such a task is a common one in this country. It is indeed
+a rare one in any country. But I can claim--I do claim for my
+fellow-workers that they are not utterly unequal to the demands made
+upon them, and that of late there have been signs of the growth of a
+thoughtful, serious drama in England. ["Hear! Hear!"] I venture to
+think, too, that these signs are not in any sense exotics; I make bold
+to say that they do not consist of mere imitations of certain models; I
+submit that they are not as a few critics of limited outlook and
+exclusive enthusiasm would have us believe--I submit that they are not
+mere echoes of foreign voices. I submit that the drama of the present
+day is the natural outcome of our own immediate environment, of the life
+that closely surrounds us. And, perhaps, it would be only fair to allow
+that the reproaches which have been levelled for so long a period at the
+British theatre--the most important of these reproaches being that it
+possessed no drama at all--perhaps I say we may grant in a spirit of
+charity that these reproaches ought not to be wholly laid at the door of
+the native playwright. If it be true that he has been in the habit of
+producing plays invariably conventional in sentiment, trite in comedy,
+wrought on traditional lines, inculcating no philosophy, making no
+intellectual appeal whatever, may it not be that the attitude of the
+frequenters of the theatre has made it hard for him to do anything else?
+If he has until lately evaded in his theatrical work any attempt at a
+true criticism of life, if he has ignored the social, religious, and
+scientific problems of his day, may we not attribute this to the fact
+that the public have not been in the mood for these elements of
+seriousness in their theatrical entertainment, have not demanded these
+special elements of seriousness either in plays or in novels? But
+during recent years, the temper of the times has been changing; it is
+now the period of analysis, of general restless inquiry; and as this
+spirit creates a demand for freer expression on the part of our writers
+of books, so it naturally permits to our writers of plays a wider scope
+in the selection of subject, and calls for an accompanying effort of
+thought, a large freedom of utterance.
+
+At this moment, perhaps, the difficulty of the dramatist lies less in
+paucity of subject, than in an almost embarrassing wealth of it. The
+life around us teems with problems of conduct and character, which may
+be said almost to cry aloud for dramatic treatment, and the temptation
+that besets the busy playwright of an uneasy, an impatient age, is that
+in yielding himself to the allurements of contemporary psychology, he is
+apt to forget that fancy and romance have also their immortal rights in
+the drama. ["Hear! Hear!"] But when all is claimed for romance, we must
+remember that the laws of supply and demand assert themselves in the
+domain of dramatic literature as elsewhere. What the people, out of the
+advancement of their knowledge, out of the enlightenment of modern
+education, want, they will ask for; what they demand, they will have.
+And at the present moment the English people appear to be inclined to
+grant to the English dramatist the utmost freedom to deal with questions
+which have long been thought to be outside the province of the stage. I
+do not deplore, I rejoice that this is so, and I rejoice that to the
+dramatists of my day--to those at least who care to attempt to discharge
+it, falls the duty of striking from the limbs of English drama some of
+its shackles. ["Hear! Hear!"] I know that the discharge of this duty is
+attended by one great, one special peril. And in thinking particularly
+of the younger generation of dramatists, those upon whom the immediate
+future of our drama depends, I cannot help expressing the hope that they
+will accept this freedom as a privilege to be jealously exercised, a
+privilege to be exercised in the spirit which I have been so
+presumptuous as to indicate.
+
+It would be easy by a heedless employment of the latitude allowed us to
+destroy its usefulness, indeed to bring about a reaction which would
+deprive us of our newly granted liberty altogether. Upon this point the
+young, the coming dramatist would perhaps do well to ponder; he would
+do well, I think, to realize fully that freedom in art must be guarded
+by the eternal unwritten laws of good taste, morality, and beauty, he
+would do well to remember always that the real courage of the artist is
+in his capacity for restraint. [Cheers.] I am deeply sensible of the
+honor which has been done me in the association of my name with this
+toast, and I ask your leave to add one word--a word of regret at the
+absence to-night of my friend, Mr. Toole, an absence unhappily
+occasioned by an illness from which he is but slowly recovering. Mr.
+Toole charges me to express his deep disappointment at being prevented
+from attending this banquet. He does not, however, instruct me to say
+what I do say heartily--that Mr. Toole fitly represents in any
+assemblage, his own particular department of the drama; more fitly
+represents his department than I do mine. I know of no actor who stands
+higher in the esteem, who exists more durably in the affection of those
+who know him, than does John Lawrence Toole.
+
+
+[Illustration: _HORACE PORTER_
+
+_Photogravure after a photograph from life_]
+
+
+
+
+HORACE PORTER
+
+
+MEN OF MANY INVENTIONS
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the seventy-second annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1877. The
+ President, William Borden, said: "Gentlemen, in giving you the next
+ toast, I will call upon one whom we are always glad to listen to. I
+ suppose you have been waiting to hear him, and are surprised that
+ he comes so late in the evening; but I will tell you in confidence,
+ he is put there at his own request. [Applause.] I give you the
+ eleventh regular toast: 'Internal Improvements.'--The triumph of
+ American invention. The modern palace runs on wheels.
+
+ 'When thy car is loaden with [dead] heads,
+ Good Porter, turn the key.'
+
+ General Horace Porter will respond."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY:--I
+suppose it was a matter of necessity, calling on some of us from other
+States to speak for you to-night, for we have learned from the history
+of Priscilla and John Alden, that a New Englander may be too modest to
+speak for himself. [Laughter.] But this modesty, like some of the
+greater blessings of the war, has been more or less disguised to-night.
+
+We have heard from the eloquent gentleman [Noah Porter, D.D.] on my left
+all about the good-fellowship and the still better fellowships in the
+rival universities of Harvard and Yale. We have heard from my sculptor
+friend [W. W. Story] upon the extreme right all about Hawthorne's tales,
+and all the great Storys that have emanated from Salem; but I am not a
+little surprised that in this age, when speeches are made principally by
+those running for office, you should call upon one engaged only in
+running cars, and more particularly upon one brought up in the military
+service, where the practice of running is not regarded as strictly
+professional. [Laughter.] It occurred to me some years ago that the
+occupation of moving cars would be fully as congenial as that of
+stopping bullets--as a steady business, so when I left Washington I
+changed my profession. I know how hard it is to believe that persons
+from Washington ever change their professions. [Laughter.] In this regal
+age, when every man is his own sovereign, somebody had to provide
+palaces, and, as royalty is not supposed to have any permanent abiding
+place in a country like this, it was thought best to put these palaces
+on wheels; and, since we have been told by reliable authority that
+"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown," we thought it necessary to
+introduce every device to enable those crowned heads to rest as easily
+as possible. Of course we cannot be expected to do as much for the
+travelling public as the railway companies. They at times put their
+passengers to death. We only put them to sleep. We don't pretend that
+all the devices, patents, and inventions upon these cars are due to the
+genius of the management. Many of the best suggestions have come from
+the travellers themselves, especially New England travellers.
+[Laughter.]
+
+Some years ago, when the bedding was not supposed to be as fat as it
+ought to be, and the pillows were accused of being constructed upon the
+homoeopathic principle, a New Englander got on a car one night. Now,
+it is a remarkable fact that a New Englander never goes to sleep in one
+of these cars. He lies awake all night, thinking how he can improve upon
+every device and patent in sight. [Laughter.] He poked his head out of
+the upper berth at midnight, hailed the porter and said, "Say, have you
+got such a thing as a corkscrew about you?" "We don't 'low no drinkin'
+sperits aboa'd these yer cars, sah," was the reply. "'Tain't that," said
+the Yankee, "but I want to get hold onto one of your pillows that has
+kind of worked its way into my ear." [Loud laughter.] The pillows have
+since been enlarged.
+
+I notice that, in the general comprehensiveness of the sentiment which
+follows this toast, you allude to that large and liberal class of
+patrons, active though defunct, known as "deadheads." It is said to be
+a quotation from Shakespeare. That is a revelation. It proves
+conclusively that Shakespeare must at one time have resided in the State
+of Missouri. It is well-known that the term was derived from a practice
+upon a Missouri railroad, where, by a decision of the courts, the
+railroad company had been held liable in heavy damages in case of
+accidents where a passenger lost an arm or a leg, but when he was killed
+outright his friends seldom sued, and he never did; and the company
+never lost any money in such cases. In fact, a grateful mother-in-law
+would occasionally pay the company a bonus. The conductors on that
+railroad were all armed with hatchets, and in case of an accident they
+were instructed to go around and knock every wounded passenger in the
+head, thus saving the company large amounts of money; and these were
+reported to the general office as "deadheads," and in railway circles
+the term has ever since been applied to passengers where no money
+consideration is involved. [Laughter.]
+
+One might suppose, from the manifestations around these tables for the
+first three hours to-night, that the toast "Internal Improvements"
+referred more especially to the benefiting of the true inwardness of the
+New England men; but I see that the sentiment which follows contains
+much more than human stomachs, and covers much more ground than cars. It
+soars into the realms of invention. Unfortunately the genius of
+invention is always accompanied by the demon of unrest. A New England
+Yankee can never let well enough alone. I have always supposed him to be
+the person specially alluded to in Scripture as the man who has found
+out many inventions. If he were a Chinese Pagan, he would invent a new
+kind of Joss to worship every week. You get married and settle down in
+your home. You are delighted with everything about you. You rest in
+blissful ignorance of the terrible discomforts that surround you, until
+a Yankee friend comes to visit you. He at once tells you you mustn't
+build a fire in that chimney-place; that he knows the chimney will
+smoke; that if he had been there when it was built he could have shown
+you how to give a different sort of flare to the flue. You go to read a
+chapter in the family Bible. He tells you to drop that; that he has just
+written an enlarged and improved version, that can just put that old
+book to bed. [Laughter.] You think you are at least raising your
+children in general uprightness; but he tells you if you don't go out at
+once and buy the latest patented article in the way of steel leg-braces
+and put on the baby, the baby will grow up bow-legged. [Laughter.] He
+intimates, before he leaves, that if he had been around to advise you
+before you were married, he could have got you a much better wife. These
+are some of the things that reconcile a man to sudden death. [Continued
+laughter and applause.]
+
+Such occurrences as these, and the fact of so many New Englanders being
+residents of this city and elsewhere, show that New England must be a
+good place--to come from.
+
+At the beginning of the war we thought we could shoot people rapidly
+enough to satisfy our consciences, with single-loading rifles; but along
+came the inventive Yankee and produced revolvers and repeaters, and
+Gatling guns, and magazine guns--guns that carried a dozen shots at a
+time. I didn't wonder at the curiosity exhibited in this direction by a
+backwoods Virginian we captured one night. The first remark he made was,
+"I would like to see one of them thar new-fangled weepons of yourn. They
+tell me, sah, it's a most remarkable eenstrument. They say, sah, it's a
+kind o' repeatable, which you can load it up enough on Sunday to fiah it
+off all the rest of the week." [Laughter.] Then there was every sort of
+new invention in the way of bayonets. Our distinguished Secretary of
+State has expressed an opinion to-night that bayonets are bad things to
+sit down on. Well, they are equally bad things to be tossed up on. If he
+continues to hold up such terrors to the army, there will have to be
+important modifications in the uniform. A soldier won't know where to
+wear his breastplate. [Laughter.] But there have not only been
+inventions in the way of guns, but important inventions in the way of
+firing them. In these days a man drops on his back, coils himself up,
+sticks up one foot, and fires off his gun over the top of his great toe.
+It changes the whole stage business of battle. It used to be the man who
+was shot, but now it is the man who shoots that falls on his back and
+turns up his toes. [Laughter and applause.] The consequence is, that the
+whole world wants American arms, and as soon as they get them they go
+to war to test them. Russia and Turkey had no sooner bought a supply
+than they went to fighting. Greece got a schooner-load, and, although
+she has not yet taken a part in the struggle, yet ever since the digging
+up of the lost limbs of the Venus of Milo, it has been feared that this
+may indicate a disposition on the part of Greece generally to take up
+arms. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+But there was one inveterate old inventor that you had to get rid of,
+and you put him on to us Pennsylvanians--Benjamin Franklin. [Laughter.]
+Instead of stopping in New York, in Wall Street, as such men usually do,
+he continued on into Pennsylvania to pursue his kiting operations. He
+never could let well enough alone. Instead of allowing the lightning to
+occupy the heavens as the sole theatre for its pyrotechnic displays, he
+showed it how to get down on to the earth, and then he invented the
+lightning-rod to catch it. Houses that had got along perfectly well for
+years without any lightning at all, now thought they must have a rod to
+catch a portion of it every time it came around. Nearly every house in
+the country was equipped with a lightning-rod through Franklin's direct
+agency. You, with your superior New England intelligence, succeeded in
+ridding yourselves of him; but in Pennsylvania, though we have made a
+great many laudable efforts in a similar direction, somehow or other we
+have never once succeeded in getting rid of a lightning-rod agent.
+[Laughter.] Then the lightning was introduced on the telegraph wires,
+and now we have the duplex and quadruplex instruments, by which any
+number of messages can be sent from opposite ends of the same wire at
+the same time, and they all appear to arrive at the front in good order.
+Electricians have not yet told us which messages lies down and which one
+steps over it, but they all seem to bring up in the right camp without
+confusion. I shouldn't wonder if this principle were introduced before
+long in the operating of railroads. We may then see trains running in
+opposite directions pass each other on a single-track road. [Laughter.]
+
+There was a New England quartermaster in charge of railroads in
+Tennessee, who tried to introduce this principle during the war. The
+result was discouraging. He succeeded in telescoping two or three
+trains every day. He seemed to think that the easiest way to shorten up
+a long train and get it on a short siding was to telescope it. I have
+always thought that if that man's attention had been turned in an
+astronomical direction, he would have been the first man to telescope
+the satellites of Mars. [Laughter.]
+
+The latest invention in the application of electricity is the telephone.
+By means of it we may be able soon to sit in our houses, and hear all
+the speeches, without going to the New England dinner. The telephone
+enables an orchestra to keep at a distance of miles away when it plays.
+If the instrument can be made to keep hand-organs at a distance, its
+popularity will be indescribable. The worst form I have ever known an
+invention to take was one that was introduced in a country town, when I
+was a boy, by a Yankee of musical turn of mind, who came along and
+taught every branch of education by singing. He taught geography by
+singing, and to combine accuracy of memory with patriotism, he taught
+the multiplication-table to the tune of Yankee Doodle. [Laughter.] This
+worked very well as an aid to the memory in school, but when the boys
+went into business it often led to inconvenience. When a boy got a
+situation in a grocery-store and customers were waiting for their
+change, he never could tell the product of two numbers without
+commencing at the beginning of the table and singing up till he had
+reached those numbers. In case the customer's ears had not received a
+proper musical training, this practice often injured the business of the
+store. [Laughter.]
+
+It is said that the Yankee has always manifested a disposition for
+making money, but he never struck a proper field for the display of his
+genius until we got to making paper money. [Laughter.] Then every man
+who owned a printing-press wanted to try his hand at it. I remember that
+in Washington ten cents' worth of rags picked up in the street would be
+converted the next day into thousands of dollars.
+
+An old mule and cart used to haul up the currency from the Printing
+Bureau to the door of the Treasury Department. Every morning, as
+regularly as the morning came, that old mule would back up and dump a
+cart-load of the sinews of war at the Treasury. [Laughter.] A patriotic
+son of Columbia, who lived opposite, was sitting on the doorstep of his
+house one morning, looking mournfully in the direction of the mule. A
+friend came along, and seeing that the man did not look as pleasant as
+usual, said to him, "What is the matter? It seems to me you look kind of
+disconsolate this morning." "I was just thinking," he replied, "what
+would become of this government if that old mule was to break down."
+[Laughter and applause.] Now they propose to give us a currency which is
+brighter and heavier, but not worth quite as much as the rags. Our
+financial horizon has been dimmed by it for some time, but there is a
+lining of silver to every cloud. We are supposed to take it with 4121/2
+grains of silver--a great many more grains of allowance. [Laughter.]
+Congress seems disposed to pay us in the "dollar of our daddies"--in the
+currency which we were familiar with in our childhood. Congress seems
+determined to pay us off in something that is "child-like and Bland."
+[Laughter and applause.] But I have detained you too long already.
+[Cries of "No, no; go on!"]
+
+Why, the excellent President of your Society has for the last five
+minutes been looking at me like a man who might be expected, at any
+moment, to break out in the disconsolate language of Bildad the Shuhite
+to the patriarch Job, "How long will it be ere ye make an end of words?"
+Let me say then, in conclusion, that, coming as I do from the unassuming
+State of Pennsylvania, and standing in the presence of the dazzling
+genius of New England, I wish to express the same degree of humility
+that was expressed by a Dutch Pennsylvania farmer in a railroad car, at
+the breaking out of the war. A New Englander came in who had just heard
+of the fall of Fort Sumter, and he was describing it to the farmer and
+his fellow-passengers. He said that in the fort they had an engineer
+from New England, who had constructed the traverses, and the embrasures,
+and the parapets in such a manner as to make everybody within the fort
+as safe as if he had been at home; and on the other side, the
+Southerners had an engineer who had been educated in New England, and he
+had, with his scientific attainments, succeeded in making the batteries
+of the bombarders as safe as any harvest field, and the bombardment had
+raged for two whole days, and the fort had been captured, and the
+garrison had surrendered, and not a man was hurt on either side. A great
+triumph for science, and a proud day for New England education. Said the
+farmer, "I suppose dat ish all right, but it vouldn't do to send any of
+us Pennsylvany fellers down dare to fight mit does pattles. Like as not
+ve vould shoost pe fools enough to kill somepody." [Loud applause and
+laughter, and cries of "Go on; go on."]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+HOW TO AVOID THE SUBJECT
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the seventy-fifth annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1880. "We
+ have been told here to-night," said the President, James C. Carter,
+ "that New York has been peopled by pilgrims of various races, and I
+ propose, as our next toast, 'The Pilgrims of Every Race.' And I
+ call upon our ever welcome friend, General Horace Porter, for a
+ response."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT:--I am here, like the rest of your guests, to-night, in
+consequence of these notes of invitation that we have received. I know
+it is always more gratifying to an audience for speakers to be able to
+assure them, in the outset of their remarks, that they are here without
+notes; but such is not my case. I received the following:
+
+"The Committee of Arrangements of the New England Society respectfully
+invite you to be present at the seventy-fifth anniversary of the
+Society, and the two hundred and sixtieth of the landing of the Pilgrims
+at Metropolitan Concert Hall." [Laughter.]
+
+Such is the ignorance of those of us upon whom Providence did not
+sufficiently smile to permit us to be born in New England, that I never
+knew, until I received that note, anything about the landing of the
+Pilgrims at Metropolitan Concert Hall. This certainly will be sad news
+to communicate to those pious people who assembled in Brooklyn last
+night, and who still rest happy in the belief that the Pilgrims landed
+on Plymouth Church. [Laughter.] From the day they have chosen for the
+anniversary, it seems very evident that the Pilgrims must have landed
+somewhere one day before they struck Plymouth Rock. [Laughter.]
+
+The poet Longfellow tells us, in one of his short poems, "learn to labor
+and to wait." I have labored through about twenty-five courses at this
+table, and then I have waited until this hour, in the hope that I might
+be spared the inevitable ordeal. But when the last plate had been
+removed, and your president, who is a stern man of duty, rapped upon the
+table, I saw there was no escape, and the time had come when he was
+going to present to you one of the most popular of all dishes at a New
+England banquet, tongue garnished with brains. He seems, following the
+late teachings of Harvard and Yale, to have invited the guests to enter
+for a sort of skull-race. [Laughter.] Now, I suppose that, in calling
+first upon those on his right and left, it is a matter of convenience
+for himself, and he has acted from the same motives that actuated a
+newly fledged dentist who, when his first patient applied, determined to
+exercise all that genius and understanding which Boston men generally
+exercise in the practice of their profession. The patient, coming from
+the country, told him he wanted two back teeth, which he pointed out to
+him, pulled. The dentist placed him in a chair, and in a few moments he
+had pulled out his two front teeth. The patient left the chair, and it
+occurred to him that the circumstance might be deemed of sufficient
+importance to call the dentist's attention to it. He said, "I told you
+to pull out these two back teeth." "Yes," said the dentist, "so you did;
+but I found that the front ones were kind of handier to get at."
+[Laughter and applause.] I suppose the reason your president called upon
+those of us nearest the platform to-night was because he found us a
+little handier to get at. But there is no use in speakers coming here
+and pleading want of preparation, because, doubtless, the New Englanders
+who expected to take part to-night might have been found at any time
+within the last six months sitting under blue glass to enlarge their
+ideas. [Laughter.] I ventured to say to the committee that, this being
+such a large room, some of your speakers might not have a high enough
+tone of voice to be heard at the other end. They looked unutterable
+things at me, as much as to say that at New England dinners I would
+find the speakers could not be otherwise than high-toned. [Laughter.]
+
+The first New Englander I ever had the pleasure to listen to was a
+Pilgrim from Boston, who came out to the town in Pennsylvania, where I
+lived, to deliver a lecture. We all went to the lecture. We were told it
+was worth twice the price of admission to see that man wipe the corners
+of his mouth with his handkerchief before he commenced to speak. Well,
+he spoke for about two hours on the subject of the indestructibility of
+the absolute in connection with the mutability of mundane affairs. The
+pitch and variety of the nasal tones was wonderful, and he had an
+amazing command of the longest nouns and adjectives. It was a beautiful
+lecture. The town council tried to borrow it and have it set to music.
+It was one of those lectures that would pay a man to walk ten miles in
+wet feet--to avoid. After he got through, a gentleman in the audience,
+thinking it the part of good nature, stepped up and congratulated him
+upon his "great effort." The lecturer took it as a matter of course, and
+replied, "Oh, yes, you will find the whole atmosphere of Boston
+exhilarant with intellectual vitality." [Laughter.]
+
+Now, if there is one thing which modern Pilgrims pride themselves upon
+more than another, it is in being the lineal descendants of those who
+came over by the Mayflower. To prove this, when you visit their homes,
+they bring forth family records in the shape of knives, forks, and
+spoons that were taken from the Mayflower. From the number of those
+articles I have seen, I have come to the conclusion that the captain of
+the Mayflower did not get back to England with a single article
+belonging to the ship that was not nailed fast to the deck. Such a dread
+have the people of that island of this widespread Puritanical
+kleptomania attaching to people coming here, that even as late as 1812
+the commander of one of the British frigates took the wise precaution to
+nail his flag fast to the mast. [Laughter.]
+
+We have heard that the Pilgrim fathers made amends for their
+shortcomings, from the fact of their having determined, after landing,
+to fill the meeting-houses and have worship there, and that brave men
+were detailed from the congregation to stand sentinels against a
+surprise by the Indians. It is even said that during those long and
+solemn sermons some of the members vied with each other in taking their
+chances with the Indians outside. Some of these acts of heroism
+re-appear in the race. I have been told that some of the lineal
+descendants of these hardy men that paced up and down in front of the
+meeting-house have recently been seen pacing up and down all night in
+front of the Globe Theatre, in Boston, ready in the morning to take
+their chance of the nearest seat for Sara Bernhardt's performance.
+[Laughter.]
+
+Now, sir, the New Englanders are eminently reformers. I have never seen
+anything they did not attempt to reform. They even introduced the
+Children of the Sun to the shoe-shops of Lynn, with the alleged purpose
+of instructing the Chinese in letters, yet recently in Massachusetts
+they themselves showed such lamentable ignorance as not to know a
+Chinese letter when they saw it. [Laughter.] But the poor Chinese have
+been driven away. They have been driven away from many places by that
+formidable weapon--the only weapon which Dennis Kearney has ever been
+able to use against them--the Chinese must-get. [Laughter.]
+
+I have never seen but one thing the Yankee could not reform, and that
+was the line of battle at Bull Run, and I call upon Pilgrim Sherman as a
+witness to this. He was there, and knows. Bulls have given as much
+trouble to Yankees as to Irishmen. Bulls always seem to be associated
+with Yankee defeat, from the time of Bull Run down to Sitting Bull, and
+I will call upon Pilgrim Miles as a witness to that.
+
+Now, gentlemen, let me say that the presence of General Grant to-night
+will enable you to settle forever that question which has vexed the New
+England mind all the period during which he was making his triumphal
+journey round the globe--the question as to whether, in his intercourse
+with kings and potentates, he was always sure to keep in sufficient
+prominence the merits of the Pilgrim fathers, and more especially of
+their descendants. I have no doubt he did. I have no doubt that to those
+crowned heads, with numerous recalcitrant subjects constantly raising
+Cain in their dominions, the recital of how the Pilgrims went
+voluntarily to a distant country to live, where their scalps were in
+danger, must have been a pleasant picture. [Laughter.]
+
+If I am to have any reputation for brevity I must now close these
+remarks. I remember a lesson in brevity I once received in a barber's
+shop. An Irishman came in, and the unsteady gait with which he
+approached the chair showed that he had been imbibing of the produce of
+the still run by North Carolina Moonshiners. He wanted his hair cut, and
+while the barber was getting him ready, went off into a drunken sleep.
+His head got bobbing from one side to the other, and at length the
+barber, in making a snip, cut off the lower part of his ear. The barber
+jumped about and howled, and a crowd of neighbors rushed in. Finally the
+demonstration became so great that it began to attract the attention of
+the man in the chair, and he opened one eye and said, "Wh-wh-at's the
+matther wid yez?" "Good Lord!" said the barber, "I've cut off the whole
+lower part of your ear." "Have yez? Ah, thin, go on wid yer bizness--it
+was too long, anyhow!" [Laughter.] If I don't close this speech, some
+one of the company will be inclined to remark that it has been too long,
+anyhow. [Cheers and laughter.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A TRIP ABROAD WITH DEPEW
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the seventy-seventh annual dinner of
+ the New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1882.
+ Josiah M. Fiske, the President, occupied the chair and called upon
+ General Porter to respond to the toast: "The Embarkation of the
+ Pilgrims."]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN:--Last summer two pilgrims might have been seen
+embarking from the port of New York to visit the land from which the
+Pilgrim Fathers once embarked. One was the speaker who just sat down
+[Chauncey M. Depew], and the other the speaker who has just arisen. I do
+not know why we chose that particular time. Perhaps Mr. Choate, with his
+usual disregard of the more accurate bounds of veracity, would have you
+believe that we selected that time because it was a season when there
+was likely to be a general vacation from dinners here. [Laughter.] Our
+hopes of pleasure abroad had not risen to any dizzy height. We did not
+expect that the land which so discriminating a band as the Pilgrim
+Fathers had deliberately abandoned, and preferred New England thereto,
+could be a very engaging country. We expected to feel at home there upon
+the general principle that the Yankees never appear so much at home as
+when they are visiting other people. [Laughter.]
+
+I have noticed that Americans have a desire to go to Europe, and I have
+observed, especially, that those who have certain ambitions with regard
+to public life think that they ought to cross the ocean; that crossing
+the water will add to their public reputations, particularly when they
+think how it added to the reputation of George Washington even crossing
+the Delaware River. [Laughter and applause.] The process is very simple.
+You get aboard a steamer, and when you get out of sight of land you
+suddenly realize that the ship has taken up seriously its corkscrew
+career through the sea. Certain gastronomic uncertainties follow. You
+are sailing under the British flag. You always knew that "Britannia
+ruled the waves;" but the only trouble with her now is that she don't
+appear to rule them straight. [Laughter.] Then you lean up against the
+rail; soon you begin to look about as much discouraged as a Brooklyn
+Alderman in contempt of court. Your more experienced and sympathizing
+friends tell you that it will soon pass over, and it does. You even try
+to beguile your misery with pleasant recollections of Shakespeare. The
+only line that seems to come to your memory is the advice of Lady
+Macbeth--"To bed, to bed!"--and when you are tucked away in your berth
+and the ship is rolling at its worst, your more advisory friends look in
+upon you, and they give you plenty of that economical advice that was
+given to Joseph's brother, not to "fall out by the way." [Laughter.]
+
+For several days you find your stomach is about in the condition of the
+tariff question in the present Congress--likely to come up any minute.
+This is particularly hard upon those who had been brought up in the
+army, whose previous experience in this direction had been confined
+entirely to throwing up earthworks. [Laughter.] You begin to realize how
+naval officers sometimes have even gone so far as to throw up their
+commissions. If Mr. Choate had seen Mr. Depew and myself under these
+circumstances he would not have made those disparaging remarks which he
+uttered to-night about the engorgement of our stomachs. If he had
+turned those stomachs wrong side out and gazed upon their inner walls
+through that opera-glass with which he has been looking so intently
+lately upon Mrs. Langtry, he would have found that there was not even
+the undigested corner of a carbuncular potato to stop the pyloric
+orifice; he would have found upon those inner walls not a morsel of
+those things which perish with using. [Laughter.]
+
+But Mr. Choate must have his joke. He is a professional lawyer, and I
+have frequently observed that lawyers' jokes are like an undertaker's
+griefs--strictly professional. You begin now to sympathize with
+everybody that ever went to sea. You think of the Pilgrim Fathers during
+the tempestuous voyage in the Mayflower. You reflect how fully their
+throats must have been occupied, and you can see how they originated the
+practice of speaking through their noses. [Great laughter and applause.]
+Why, you will get so nauseated before the trip is over at the very sight
+of the white caps that you can't look at the heads of the French nurses
+in Paris without feeling seasick. There are the usual "characters"
+about. There is the customary foreign spinster of uncertain age that has
+been visiting here, who regales you with stories of how in New York she
+had twelve men at her feet. Subsequent inquiry proves that they were
+chiropodists. [Laughter.]
+
+And then you approach Ireland. You have had enough of the ocean wave,
+and you think you will stop there. I have no doubt everybody present,
+after hearing from the lips of the distinguished chaplain on my right as
+to the character of the men who come from that country, will hereafter
+always want to stop there. And when you land at Queenstown you are taken
+for an American suspect. They think you are going to join the Fenian
+army. They look at you as if you intended to go forth from that ship as
+the dove went forth from the ark, in search of some green thing. You
+assure them that the only manner in which you can be compared with that
+dove is in the general peacefulness of your intentions. Then you go
+wandering around by the shores of the Lakes of Killarney and the Gap of
+Dunloe, that spot where the Irishman worked all day for the agent of an
+absentee landlord on the promise of getting a glass of grog. At night
+the agent brought out the grog to him, and the Irishman tasted it, and
+he said to the agent, "Which did you put in first, the whiskey or the
+water?" "Oh," said he, "the whiskey." "Ah, ha! Well, maybe I'll come to
+it by and by." [Laughter.] You look around upon the army, the
+constabulary, the police, and you begin to think that Ireland is a good
+deal like our own city of Troy, where there are two police forces on
+duty--that it is governed a great deal. You can't help thinking of the
+philosophical remark made by that learned Chinese statesman, Chin Lan
+Pin, when he was here at the time Dennis Kearney was having an
+unpleasantness with the Orientals. A man said to him, "Your people will
+have to get out of here; the Irish carry too much religion around to
+associate with Pagans." "Yes," said Chin Lan Pin, "we have determined to
+go. Our own country is too overcrowded now, we can't go there, and I
+think we'll go to Ireland." Said the man, "To Ireland? You will be
+jumping out of the frying-pan into the fire." Said Chin Lan Pin, "I have
+travelled in your country and all around a good deal, and I have come to
+the conclusion that nowadays Ireland is about the only country that is
+not governed by the Irish." [Applause and laughter.]
+
+Then you go to Scotland. You want to learn from personal observation
+whether the allegation is true that the Scotch are a people who are
+given to keeping the Sabbath day--and everything else they can lay their
+hands on. [Laughter.] You have heard that it is a musical country, and
+you immediately find that it is. You hardly land there before you hear
+the bag-pipes. You hear that disheartening music, and you sit down and
+weep. You know that there is only one other instrument in the world that
+will produce such strains, and that is a steam piano on a Mississippi
+steamboat when the engineer is drunk. And in this musical country they
+tell you in song about the "Lassies Comin' Through the Rye;" but they
+never tell you about the rye that goes through the "laddies." And they
+will tell you in song about "bodies meeting bodies coming through the
+rye," and you tell them that the practice is entirely un-American; that
+in America bodies usually are impressed with the solemnity of the
+occasion and the general propriety of the thing, and lie quiet until the
+arrival of the coroner, but that the coroners are disputing so much in
+regard to their jurisdiction, and so many delays occur in issuing burial
+permits, that, altogether, they are making the process so tedious and
+disagreeable that nowadays in America hardly anybody cares to die. You
+tell them this in all seriousness, and you will see from their
+expression that they receive it in the same spirit. [Laughter.]
+
+Then you go to England. You have seen her colonies forming a belt around
+the circle of the earth, on which the sun never sets. And now you have
+laid eyes on the mother-country, on which it appears the sun never
+rises. Then you begin to compare legislative bodies, Parliament and
+Congress. You find that in Parliament the members sit with their hats on
+and cough, while in Congress the members sit with their hats off and
+spit. I believe that no international tribunal of competent jurisdiction
+has yet determined which nation has the advantage over the other in
+these little legislative amenities. And, as you cross the English
+Channel, the last thing you see is the English soldier with his blue
+trousers and red coat, and the first you see on landing in France is the
+French soldier with his red trousers and blue coat, and you come to the
+conclusion that if you turn an English soldier upside down he is,
+uniformly speaking, a Frenchman. [Laughter.]
+
+We could not tarry long in France; it was the ambition of my travelling
+companion to go to Holland, and upon his arrival there the boyish antics
+that were performed by my travelling companion in disporting himself
+upon the ancestral ground were one of the most touching and playful
+sights ever witnessed in the open air. [Laughter.] Nobody knows Mr.
+Depew who has not seen him among the Dutch. He wanted especially to go
+to Holland, because he knew the Pilgrims had gone from there. They did
+not start immediately from England to come here. Before taking their
+leap across the ocean they stepped back on to Holland to get a good
+ready. [Laughter.] It is a country where water mingles with everything
+except gin--a country that has been so effectually diked by the natives
+and damned by tourists. [Laughter.] There is one peculiar and especial
+advantage that you can enjoy in that country in going out to a banquet
+like this. It is that rare and peculiar privilege which you cannot
+expect to enjoy in a New England Society even when Mr. Choate addresses
+you--the privilege of never being able to understand a word that is said
+by the speakers after dinner. But we had to hurry home. We were
+Republicans, and there was going to be an election in November. We
+didn't suppose that our votes would be necessary at all; still it would
+look well, you know, to come home and swell the Republican majority.
+[Laughter.] Now when you get on that ship to come back, you begin for
+the first time to appreciate the advantage of the steam lanes that are
+laid down by the steamship company, by which a vessel goes to Europe one
+season over one route and comes back another season over another route,
+so that a man who goes to Europe one season and comes back another is
+treated to another change of scenery along the entire route. [Laughter.]
+
+As I said, we thought it was the thing for Republicans to come home to
+vote. At the polls we found it was rather the thing for them to stay
+away. But we acted upon that impulse which often seizes upon the human
+breast--the desire to come home to die. I never for one moment realized
+the overwhelming defeat that we were going to suffer until one day Mr.
+Choate confided to me his determination to speak for the Citizens'
+candidate. [Loud laughter.] And this left us the day after that election
+and left the other members of our party standing around the highways and
+byways with that one supplication upon each one's lips: "Lord, be
+merciful unto me a Republican and a sinner." [Loud applause and
+laughter.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WOMAN
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the seventy-eighth annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1883. The
+ President, Marvelle W. Cooper, in introducing the speaker, arose,
+ mentioned the single word "Woman"--and said: "This toast will be
+ responded to by one whom you know well, General Horace Porter."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--When this toast was proposed to
+me, I insisted that it ought to be responded to by a bachelor, by some
+one who is known as a ladies' man; but in these days of female
+proprietorship it is supposed that a married person is more essentially
+a ladies' man than anybody else, and it was thought that only one who
+had had the courage to address a lady could have the courage, under
+these circumstances, to address the New England Society. [Laughter.]
+
+The toast, I see, is not in its usual order to-night. At public dinners
+this toast is habitually placed last on the list. It seems to be a
+benevolent provision of the Committee on Toasts in order to give man in
+replying to Woman one chance at least in life of having the last word.
+[Laughter.] At the New England dinners, unfortunately the most fruitful
+subject of remark regarding woman is not so much her appearance as her
+disappearance. I know that this was remedied a few years ago, when this
+grand annual gastronomic high carnival was held in the Metropolitan
+Concert Hall. There ladies were introduced into the galleries to grace
+the scene by their presence; and I am sure the experiment was
+sufficiently encouraging to warrant repetition, for it was beautiful to
+see the descendants of the Pilgrims sitting with eyes upturned in true
+Puritanic sanctity; it was encouraging to see the sons of those pious
+sires devoting themselves, at least for one night, to setting their
+affections upon "things above." [Applause and laughter.]
+
+Woman's first home was in the Garden of Eden. There man first married
+woman. Strange that the incident should have suggested to Milton the
+"Paradise Lost." [Laughter.] Man was placed in a profound sleep, a rib
+was taken from his side, a woman was created from it, and she became his
+wife. Evil-minded persons constantly tell us that thus man's first sleep
+became his last repose. But if woman be given at times to that
+contrariety of thought and perversity of mind which sometimes passeth
+our understanding, it must be recollected in her favor that she was
+created out of the crookedest part of man. [Laughter.]
+
+The Rabbins have a different theory regarding creation. They go back to
+the time when we were all monkeys. They insist that man was originally
+created with a kind of Darwinian tail, and that in the process of
+evolution this caudal appendage was removed and created into woman. This
+might better account for those Caudle lectures which woman is in the
+habit of delivering, and some color is given to this theory, from the
+fact that husbands even down to the present day seem to inherit a
+general disposition to leave their wives behind. [Laughter.]
+
+The first woman, finding no other man in that garden except her own
+husband, took to flirting even with the Devil. [Laughter.] The race
+might have been saved much tribulation if Eden had been located in some
+calm and tranquil land--like Ireland. There would at least have been no
+snakes there to get into the garden. Now woman in her thirst after
+knowledge, showed her true female inquisitiveness in her
+cross-examination of the serpent, and, in commemoration of that
+circumstance, the serpent seems to have been curled up and used in
+nearly all languages as a sign of interrogation. Soon the domestic
+troubles of our first parents began. The first woman's favorite son was
+killed with a club, and married women even to this day seem to have an
+instinctive horror of clubs. The first woman learned that it was Cain
+that raised a club. The modern woman has learned it is a club that
+raises cain. Yet, I think, I recognize faces here to-night that I see
+behind the windows of Fifth Avenue clubs of an afternoon, with their
+noses pressed flat against the broad plate glass, and as woman trips
+along the sidewalk, I have observed that these gentlemen appear to be
+more assiduously engaged than ever was a government scientific
+commission in taking observations upon the transit of Venus. [Laughter.]
+
+Before those windows passes many a face fairer than that of the
+Ludovician Juno or the Venus of Medici. There is the Saxon blonde with
+the deep blue eye, whose glances return love for love, whose silken
+tresses rest upon her shoulders like a wealth of golden fleece, each
+thread of which looks like a ray of the morning sunbeam. There is the
+Latin brunette with the deep, black, piercing eye, whose jetty lashes
+rest like silken fringe upon the pearly texture of her dainty cheek,
+looking like raven's wings spread out upon new-fallen snow.
+
+And yet the club man is not happy. As the ages roll on woman has
+materially elevated herself in the scale of being. Now she stops at
+nothing. She soars. She demands the coeducation of the sexes. She thinks
+nothing of delving into the most abstruse problems of the higher
+branches of analytical science. She can cipher out the exact hour of the
+night when her husband ought to be home, either according to the old or
+the recently adopted method of calculating time. I never knew of but one
+married man who gained any decided domestic advantage by this change in
+our time. He was an _habitué_ of a club situated next door to his house.
+His wife was always upbraiding him for coming home too late at night.
+Fortunately, when they made this change of time, they placed one of
+those meridians from which our time is calculated right between the club
+and his house. [Laughter.] Every time he stepped across that imaginary
+line it set him back a whole hour in time. He found that he could then
+leave his club at one o'clock and get home to his wife at twelve; and
+for the first time in twenty years peace reigned around that
+hearthstone.
+
+Woman now revels even in the more complicated problems of mathematical
+astronomy. Give a woman ten minutes and she will describe a heliocentric
+parallax of the heavens. Give her twenty minutes and she will find
+astronomically the longitude of a place by means of lunar culminations.
+Give that same woman an hour and a half, with the present fashions, and
+she cannot find the pocket in her dress.
+
+And yet man's admiration for woman never flags. He will give her half
+his fortune; he will give her his whole heart; he seems always willing
+to give her everything that he possesses, except his seat in a
+horse-car. [Laughter.]
+
+Every nation has had its heroines as well as its heroes. England, in her
+wars, had a Florence Nightingale; and the soldiers in the expression of
+their adoration, used to stoop and kiss the hem of her garment as she
+passed. America, in her war, had a Dr. Mary Walker. Nobody ever stooped
+to kiss the hem of her garment--because that was not exactly the kind of
+garment she wore. [Laughter.] But why should man stand here and attempt
+to speak for woman, when she is so abundantly equipped to speak for
+herself. I know that is the case in New England; and I am reminded, by
+seeing General Grant here to-night, of an incident in proof of it which
+occurred when he was making that marvellous tour through New England,
+just after the war. The train stopped at a station in the State of
+Maine. The General was standing on the rear platform of the last car. At
+that time, as you know, he had a great reputation for silence--for it
+was before he had made his series of brilliant speeches before the New
+England Society. They spoke of his reticence--a quality which New
+Englanders admire so much--in others. [Laughter.] Suddenly there was a
+commotion in the crowd, and as it opened a large, tall, gaunt-looking
+woman came rushing toward the car, out of breath. Taking her spectacles
+off from the top of her head and putting them on her nose, she put her
+arms akimbo, and looking up, said: "Well, I've just come down here a
+runnin' nigh onto two mile, right on the clean jump, just to get a look
+at the man that lets the women do all the talkin'." [Laughter.]
+
+The first regular speaker of the evening [William M. Evarts] touched
+upon woman, but only incidentally, only in reference to Mormonism and
+that sad land of Utah, where a single death may make a dozen widows.
+[Laughter.]
+
+A speaker at the New England dinner in Brooklyn last night [Henry Ward
+Beecher] tried to prove that the Mormons came originally from New
+Hampshire and Vermont. I know that a New Englander sometimes in the
+course of his life marries several times; but he takes the precaution to
+take his wives in their proper order of legal succession. The difference
+is that he drives his team of wives tandem, while the Mormon insists
+upon driving his abreast. [Laughter.]
+
+But even the least serious of us, Mr. President, have some serious
+moments in which to contemplate the true nobility of woman's character.
+If she were created from a rib, she was made from that part which lies
+nearest a man's heart.
+
+It has been beautifully said that man was fashioned out of the dust of
+the earth while woman was created from God's own image. It is our pride
+in this land that woman's honor is her own best defence; that here
+female virtue is not measured by the vigilance of detective nurses; that
+here woman may walk throughout the length and the breadth of this land,
+through its highways and its byways, uninsulted, unmolested, clothed in
+the invulnerable panoply of her own woman's virtue; that even in places
+where crime lurks and vice prevails in the haunts of our great cities,
+and in the rude mining gulches of the West, owing to the noble efforts
+of our women, and the influence of their example, there are raised up,
+even there, girls who are good daughters, loyal wives, and faithful
+mothers. They seem to rise in those rude surroundings as grows the pond
+lily, which is entangled by every species of rank growth, environed by
+poison, miasma and corruption, and yet which rises in the beauty of its
+purity and lifts its fair face unblushing to the sun.
+
+No one who has witnessed the heroism of America's daughters in the field
+should fail to pay a passing tribute to their worth. I do not speak
+alone of those trained Sisters of Charity, who in scenes of misery and
+woe seem Heaven's chosen messengers on earth; but I would speak also of
+those fair daughters who come forth from the comfortable firesides of
+New England and other States, little trained to scenes of suffering,
+little used to the rudeness of a life in camp, who gave their all, their
+time, their health, and even life itself, as a willing sacrifice in that
+cause which then moved the nation's soul. As one of these, with her
+graceful form, was seen moving silently through the darkened aisles of
+an army hospital, as the motion of her passing dress wafted a breeze
+across the face of the wounded, they felt that their parched brows had
+been fanned by the wings of the angel of mercy.
+
+Ah! Mr. President, woman is after all a mystery. It has been well said,
+that woman is the great conundrum of the nineteenth century; but if we
+cannot guess her, we will never give her up. [Applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+FRIENDLINESS OF THE FRENCH
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the banquet given by the Chamber of
+ Commerce of the State of New York, June 24, 1885, to the officers
+ of the French national ship "Isere," which brought over the statue
+ of "Liberty Enlightening the World." Charles Stewart Smith,
+ vice-President of the Chamber, proposed the following toast: "The
+ French Alliance; initiated by noble and sympathetic Frenchmen;
+ grandly maintained by the blood and treasure of France; now newly
+ cemented by the spontaneous action of the French people; may it be
+ perpetuated through all time." In concluding his introduction, the
+ Chairman said: "We shall hear from our friend, General Porter."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--[3]_Voulez-vous me permettre de
+faire mes remarques en français? Si je m'addresse ŕ vous dans une langue
+que je ne parle pas, et que personne ici ne comprends, j'en impute la
+faute entičrement ŕ l'example malheureux de Monsieur Coudert. Ce que je
+veux dire est que_--this is the fault of Coudert. He has been switching
+the languages round in every direction, and has done all he could to
+sidetrack English.
+
+What I mean to say is, that if I were to mention in either language one
+tithe of the subjects which should be alluded to to-night in connection
+with the French Alliance, I should keep you all here until the rising of
+another sun, and these military gentlemen around me, from abroad, in
+attempting to listen to it, would have to exhibit what Napoleon
+considered the highest quality in a soldier: "Two-o'clock-in-the-morning
+courage." [Applause.]
+
+One cannot speak of the French Alliance without recalling the services
+of Benjamin Franklin in connection with it. When he was in Paris and was
+received in a public assemblage, not understanding anything of the
+language, and believing, very properly, that it was a good thing always
+to follow the example of the French in society, he vociferously
+applauded every time the rest of them applauded, and he did not learn
+until it was all over that the applause was, in each instance, elicited
+by a reference to his name and distinguished public services, and so,
+during the eloquent speech of our friend, Mr. Coudert, I could not but
+look upon the American members of this assemblage, and notice that they
+applauded most vociferously when they supposed that the speaker was
+alluding particularly to their arduous services as members of the
+Chamber of Commerce. [Laughter.]
+
+I congratulate our friends from abroad, who do not understand our
+language, upon the very great privilege they enjoy here to-night, a
+privilege that is not enjoyed by Americans or by Englishmen who come
+among us. It is the rare and precious privilege at an American banquet
+of not being expected to pay the slightest attention to the remarks of
+the after-dinner speakers. [Laughter.] If there is one thing I feel I
+can enjoy more than another, it is standing upon firm land and speaking
+to those whose life is on the sea, to these "toilers of the deep." There
+is in this a sort of poetic justice, a sentimental retribution; for on
+their element I am never able to stand up, and, owing to certain
+gastronomic uncertainties, my feelings on that element are just the
+reverse of those I experience at the present moment. For in the agonies
+of a storm I have so much on my mind that I have nothing whatever on my
+stomach. But after this feast to-night I have so much on my stomach that
+I fear I have nothing whatever on my mind. And when I next go to sea I
+want to go as the great statue of Liberty: first being taken all apart
+with the pieces carefully stored amidships. [Laughter.]
+
+While they were building the statue in France, we were preparing slowly
+for the pedestal. You cannot hurry constructions of this kind; they must
+have time to settle. We long ago prepared the stones for that pedestal,
+and we first secured the services of the most useful, most precious
+stone of all--the Pasha from Egypt. [Laughter.] We felt that his
+services in Egypt had particularly fitted him for this task. There is a
+popular belief in this country, which I have never once heard
+contradicted, that he took a prominent part in laying the foundations of
+the great Pyramids, that he assisted in placing the Egyptian Sphinx in
+position, and that he even had something to do with Cleopatra's Needle.
+[Laughter.]
+
+When Napoleon was in Egypt he said to his people: "Forty centuries are
+looking down upon you." We say to General Stone, as he stands upon that
+pedestal: "Fifty-five millions of people are looking up to you! and some
+of them have contributed to the fund." [Laughter.] When we read of the
+size of that statue, we were troubled, particularly when we saw the
+gigantic dimensions of the Goddess's nose, but our minds were relieved
+when we found that that nose was to face southward, and not in the
+direction of Hunter's Point. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+_Monsieur le President_:--[4]_Quand le coeur est plein il deborde, et
+ce soir mon coeur est plein de la France, mais_--Oh, there I go, again
+wandering with Coudert away from the mother-tongue. [Laughter.]
+
+I have no doubt all the gentlemen here to-night of an American turn of
+mind wish that the mantle of Elijah of old had fallen upon the shoulders
+of Mr. Coudert, for then he might have stood some chance of being
+translated. [Laughter.] A few years ago distinguished military men from
+abroad came here to participate in the celebration of the 100th
+anniversary of the surrender of Yorktown by Lord Cornwallis. They were
+invited here by the Government, the descendants of all distinguished
+foreigners, to participate in that historical event, except the
+descendants of Lord Cornwallis. [Laughter.] And if our French guests had
+been here then, and had gone down and seen Yorktown, they would not have
+wondered that Cornwallis gave up that place; their only astonishment
+would have been that he consented to remain there as long as he did.
+[Laughter.]
+
+But, Mr. President, upon a subject fraught with so much interest to us
+all, and with so much dignity, let me, before I close, speak a few words
+in all seriousness. If we would properly appreciate the depth and the
+lasting nature of that traditional friendship between the two nations,
+which is the child of the French Alliance, we must consider the
+conditions of history at the time that alliance was formed. For years a
+desperate war had been waged between the most powerful of nations and
+the weakest of peoples, struggling to become a nation. The American
+coffers had been drained, the spirit of the people was waning, hope was
+fading, and patriot hearts who had never despaired before were now
+bowed in the dust. The trials of the Continental army had never been
+matched since the trade of war began. Their sufferings had never been
+equalled since the days of the early Christian martyrs. While courage
+still animated the hearts of the people, and their leaders never took
+counsel of their fears, yet a general gloom had settled down upon the
+land. Then we saw a light breaking in upon our eastern horizon, a light
+which grew in brilliancy until it became to us a true bow of promise.
+That light came from the brave land of France. [Enthusiastic cheering.]
+
+Then hope raised our standards; then joy brightened our crest; then it
+was, that when we saw Gates and Lincoln and Greene and Washington, we
+saw standing shoulder to shoulder with them, D'Estaing, De Grasse,
+Rochambeau, and that princely hero [pointing to a portrait against the
+wall], that man who was the embodiment of gallantry, of liberty, of
+chivalry, the immortal Lafayette. [Loud cheers.] Then the two armies
+moved hand-in-hand to fight the common foe. They vied nobly with each
+other and, by an unselfish emulation and by a generous rivalry, showed
+the world that the path of ambition had not become so narrow that two
+could not walk it abreast. [Cries of "Good! Good!" and cheers.]
+
+Two treaties were made; one was military in its terms, and was called
+the Defensive Treaty. The other we recall with great interest in the
+presence of an assemblage of business men such as this. The second
+treaty was called the Treaty of Friendship and Commerce. The results of
+those treaties have passed into history. That alliance taught many
+worthy lessons. It taught that tyranny you may find anywhere; it is a
+weed that grows on any soil. But if you want liberty, you must go forth
+and fight for it. [Applause.] It taught us those kindly sentiments
+between nations which warm the heart, liberalize the mind, and animate
+the courage. It taught men that true liberty can turn blind submission
+into rational obedience. It taught men, as Hall has said, that true
+liberty smothers the voice of kings, dispels the mists of superstition,
+and by its magic touch kindles the rays of genius, the enthusiasm of
+poetry, the flame of eloquence, pours into our laps opulence and art,
+and embellishes life with innumerable institutions and improvements
+which make it one grand theatre of wonders. [Cheers.]
+
+And now that this traditional friendship between the two nations is to
+be ever cemented by that generous gift of our ally, that colossal
+statue, which so nobly typifies the great principle for which our
+fathers fought, may the flame which is to arise from its uplifted arm
+light the path of liberty to all who follow in its ways, until human
+rights and human freedom become the common heritage of mankind.
+
+Ariosto tells us a pretty story of a gentle fairy, who, by a mysterious
+law of her nature, was at certain periods compelled to assume the form
+of a serpent and to crawl upon the ground. Those who in the days of her
+disguise spurned her and trod upon her were forever debarred from a
+participation in those gifts that it was her privilege to bestow, but to
+those who, despite her unsightly aspect, comforted her and encouraged
+her and aided her, she appeared in the beautiful and celestial form of
+her true nature, followed them ever after with outstretched arms,
+lavished upon them her gifts, and filled their homes with happiness and
+wealth.
+
+And so, when America lay prostrate upon the ground, after throwing off
+the British yoke, yet not having established a government which the
+nations of the earth were willing to recognize, then it was that France
+sympathized with her, and comforted her, and aided her, and now that
+America has arisen in her strength and stands erect before the nations
+of the world, in the true majesty and glory of that form in which God
+intended she should thenceforth tread the earth, she always stands with
+arms outstretched towards France in token of the great gratitude she
+bears her. [Applause and cheers.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE CITIZEN SOLDIER
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the eighth annual dinner of the New
+ England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1887. The
+ President, John Winslow, proposed the toast, "The Citizen Soldier,"
+ saying: "The next regular toast is 'The Citizen Soldier.' I have
+ already referred to the embarrassment which a presiding officer
+ feels in introducing a well-known and distinguished man. If I refer
+ to the distinguished gentleman who is to respond to this toast as a
+ pathetic speaker, you will immediately recall some of his fine
+ humor; and if I should speak of him as a humorous speaker you will
+ recall some pathetic sentence; so it is better to let General
+ Horace Porter speak for himself."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--After General Sherman the deluge.
+I am the deluge. It is fortunate for me this evening that I come after
+General Sherman only in the order of speech, and not in the order of
+dinner, for a person once said in Georgia--and he was a man who knew
+regarding the March to the Sea--that anyone who came after General
+Sherman wouldn't find much to eat. Having been brought up in
+Pennsylvania, I listened with great interest to General Sherman's
+reference to the proposed names of the States in the country. He
+mentioned one as "Sylvania." That was evidently a dead letter till we
+put the Pen(n) to it. [Laughter.] I noticed that President Dwight
+listened with equal interest to the statement of that expedition which
+went West and carried such a large quantity of whiskey with it, in
+consequence of which the first University was founded. [Laughter.]
+
+But, gentlemen, when I am requested in such an august presence as this
+to speak of the "Citizen Soldier," I cannot help feeling like the
+citizen soldier of Hibernian extraction who came up, in the streets of
+New York, to a general officer and held out his hand for alms, evidently
+wanting to put himself temporarily on the General's pay-roll, as it
+were. The General said: "Why don't you work?" He said he couldn't on
+account of his wounds. The General asked where he was wounded. He said,
+"In the retrate at Bull Run." "But whereabouts on your person?" He
+replied, "You'll notice the scar here." [Pointing to his face.] "Now,
+how could you get wounded in the face while on the retreat?" "I had the
+indiscrition to look back." [Laughter.] "Well," said the General, "that
+wouldn't prevent your working." "Ah," answered the man, "the worst wound
+is here." [Left breast.] The General said, "Oh, that's all bosh; if the
+bullet had gone in there it would have passed through your heart and
+killed you." "I beg your pardon, sir, at that moment me heart was in me
+mouth!" [Great laughter.] So if I had known that such an early attack
+was to be made upon me here to-night, I should have thrown my pickets
+farther out to the front, in hopes of getting sufficient information to
+beat a hasty retreat; for if there is one lesson better than another
+taught by the war, it is that a man may retreat successfully from almost
+any position, if he only starts in time. [Laughter.]
+
+In alluding to the Citizen Soldier I desire it to be distinctly
+understood that I make no reference to that organization of Home Guards
+once formed in Kansas, where the commanding officer tried to pose as one
+of the last surviving heroes of the Algerine War, when he had never
+drawn a sword but once and that was in a raffle, and where his men had
+determined to emulate the immortal example of Lord Nelson. The last
+thing that Nelson did was to die for his country, and this was the last
+thing they ever intended to do. [Laughter.]
+
+I allude to that Citizen Soldier who breathed the spirit of old Miles
+Standish, but had the additional advantage of always being able to speak
+for himself; who came down to the front with hair close cropped, clean
+shaven, newly baptized, freshly vaccinated, pocket in his shirt, musket
+on his shoulder, ready to do anything, from squirrel hunting up to
+manslaughter in the first degree. He felt that with a single rush he
+could carry away two spans of barbed-wire fence without scratching
+himself. If too short-sighted to see the enemy, he would go nearer; if
+lame, he would make this an excuse to disobey an order to retreat; if he
+had but one stocking, he would take it off his foot in wet weather and
+wrap it around the lock of his gun; and as to marching, he would keep on
+the march as long as he had upper garments enough left to wad a gun or
+nether garments enough to flag a train with. [Laughter.] He was the last
+man in a retreat, the first man in an enemy's smoke-house. When he
+wanted fuel he took only the top rail of the fence, and kept on taking
+the top rail till there was none of that fence left standing. The New
+England soldier knew everything that was between the covers of books,
+from light infantry tactics to the new version of the Scriptures. One
+day, on a forced march in Virginia, a New England man was lagging
+behind, when his colonel began stirring him up and telling him he ought
+to make better time. He at once started to argue the case with the
+colonel, and said: "See here, colonel, I've studied the tactics and hev
+learned from 'em how to form double column at half distance, but I hev
+never yet learned how to perform double distance on half rations."
+[Laughter.]
+
+But, Mr. President, this is a subject which should receive a few serious
+words from me before I sit down. It was not until the black war cloud of
+rebellion broke upon us that we really appreciated the Citizen Soldier
+at his full worth. But when the country was struck we saw, pouring down
+from the hill tops, and surging up from the valleys, that magnificent
+army of citizen soldiery, at the sight of which all Christendom stood
+amazed. They gathered until the streets of every hamlet in the land were
+lighted by the glitter of their steel and resounded to the tread of
+their marching columns. It seemed that the middle wall of partition was
+broken down between all classes, that we were living once more in the
+heroic ages, that there had returned to us the brave days of old, when
+"none were for a party but all were for the state." [Applause.] And then
+that unbroken line swept down to the front. But in that front what
+scenes were met! There was the blistering Southern sun; swamps which
+bred miasma and death; rivers with impassable approaches; heights to be
+scaled, batteries to be captured, the open plain with guns in front and
+guns in flank, which swept those devoted columns until human blood
+flowed as freely as festal wine; there was the dense forest, the
+under-growth barring the passage of man, the upper-growth shutting out
+the light of heaven; ammunition-trains exploding, the woods afire, the
+dead roasted in the flames, the wounded dragging their mangled limbs
+after them to escape its ravages, until it seemed that Christian men had
+turned to fiends, and hell itself had usurped the place of earth.
+[Applause.]
+
+And when success perched upon our banners, when the bugle sounded the
+glad notes of final and triumphal victory, the disbanding of that army
+was even more marvellous than its organization. It disappeared, not as
+the flood of waters of the spring, which rend the earth, and leave havoc
+and destruction in their course; but rather, as was once eloquently
+said, like the snows of winter under a genial sun, leaving the face of
+Nature untouched, and the handiwork of man undisturbed; not injuring,
+but moistening and fructifying the earth. [Applause.] But the mission of
+the Citizen Soldier did not end there, it has not ended yet. We have no
+European enemy to dread, it is true; we have on our own continent no
+foeman worthy of our steel; for, unlike the lands of Europe, this land
+is not cursed by propinquity. But we must look straight in the face the
+fact that we have in our midst a discontented class, repudiated alike by
+employers and by honest laborers. They come here from the effete
+monarchies of the old world, rave about the horrors of tyrannous
+governments, and make no distinction between them and the blessings of a
+free and independent government. They have, but a little while ago,
+created scenes in which mob-law ruled the hour, riot held its sanguinary
+sway, and the earth of our streets tasted the blood of our citizens.
+When such scenes as these occur, we cannot wait for aid from the crews
+of vessels in the offing, we cannot look for succor to the army
+garrisons of distant forts; but in our great cities--those plague spots
+in the body politic--we want trained militia who can rally as rapidly as
+the long roll can be beaten. And I know that all property-owners feel
+safer, that all law-abiding citizens breathe freer, when they see a
+militia, particularly like that in our own State, go forth in the summer
+to be inured to the hardships of the march, to the discipline of
+tent-life in the field, exhibiting an _esprit de corps_, a discipline, a
+true touch of the elbow, which is beyond all praise. I love to take off
+my hat to their marching column; I love to salute its passing banners.
+They will always be the true bulwark of our defence. I know of no man,
+and no set of men, who more gladly or more eagerly make this statement
+than those who have been reared in the regular army; and I take
+particular pride in making this acknowledgment and paying this tribute
+in the presence of the senior and the most illustrious living commander
+of our Citizen Soldiery. [Allusion to General Sherman followed by great
+applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE MANY-SIDED PURITAN
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the eighty-second annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1887.
+ Ex-Judge Horace Russell, the President of the Society, in
+ introducing General Porter, said: "James T. Brady used to say that
+ a good lawyer imbibed his law rather than read it. [Laughter.] If
+ that proposition holds true in other regards, the gentleman whom I
+ am to call to the next toast is one of the very best of New
+ Englanders--General Horace Porter [applause], who will speak to
+ 'Puritan Influence.'"]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--While you were eating
+Forefathers' dinner here a year ago, I happened to be in Mexico, but on
+my return I found that the Puritan influence had extended to me, for I
+was taken for the distinguished head of this organization, and was in
+receipt of no end of letters addressed to General Horace Russell and
+Judge Horace Porter and Mr. Horace Russell and Porter, President of the
+New England Society, and all begging for a copy of Grady's[5] speech.
+Distant communities had got the names of the modern Horatii mixed.
+[Laughter.] In replying I had to acknowledge that my nativity barred me
+out from the moral realms of this puritanical society, and I could only
+coincide with Charles II when he said he always admired virtue, but he
+never could imitate it. [Laughter and applause.] When the Puritan
+influence spread across the ocean; when it was imported here as part of
+the cargo of the Mayflower, the crew of the craft, like sensible men,
+steered for the port of New York, but a reliable tradition informs us
+that the cook on board that vessel chopped his wood on deck and always
+stood with his broadaxe on the starboard side of the binnacle, and that
+this mass of ferruginous substance so attracted the needle that the ship
+brought up in Plymouth harbor. And the Puritans did not reach New York
+harbor for a couple of hundred years thereafter, and then in the persons
+of the members of the New England Society. It is seen that the same
+influences are still at work, for the fact that these Puritans have
+brought up in Delmonico's haven of rest is entirely owing to the
+attractions of the cook. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+The old Puritan was not the most rollicking, the jolliest, or the most
+playful of men. He at times amused himself sadly; he was given to a mild
+disregard of the conventionalities. He had suppressed bear-baiting, not,
+it is believed, because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave
+pleasure to the audience. He found the Indians were the proprietors of
+the land, and he felt himself constrained to move against them with his
+gun with a view to increasing the number of absentee landlords.
+[Laughter and applause.] He found the Indians on one side and the
+witches on the other. He was surrounded with troubles. He had to keep
+the Indians under fire and the witches over it. These were some of the
+things that reconciled that good man to sudden death. He frequently
+wanted to set up a mark and swear at it, but his principles would not
+permit him. He never let the sun go down upon his wrath, but he, no
+doubt, often wished that he was in that region near the pole where the
+sun does not go down for six months at a time, and gives wrath a fair
+chance to materialize. He was a thoughtful man. He spent his days
+inventing snow-ploughs and his evenings in sipping hot rum and
+ruminating upon the probable strength of the future Prohibition vote.
+Those were times when the wives remonstrated with their husbands
+regarding the unfortunate and disappointing results of too much drink,
+particularly when it led the men to go out and shoot at Indians--and
+miss them. [Long continued laughter.] It is supposed that these men,
+like many others, generally began drinking on account of the bite of a
+snake, and usually had to quit on account of attacks from the same
+reptiles.
+
+But, Mr. President, if you will allow me a few words of becoming gravity
+with which to retract any aspersions which I may have inadvertently cast
+upon the sacred person of the ancient Puritan, I assure you I will use
+those words with a due sense of the truth of the epigram--that "gravity
+is a stratagem invented to conceal the poverty of the mind." That rugged
+old Puritan, firm of purpose and stout of heart, had been fittingly
+trained by his life in the Old World, for the conspicuous part he was
+to enact in the New. He was acquainted with hardships, inured to trials,
+practised in self-abnegation. He had reformed religions, revolutionized
+society, and shaken the thrones of tyrants. He had learned that tyranny
+you may have anywhere--it is a weed which grows on any soil--but if you
+want freedom you must go forth and fight for it. [Long continued
+applause.]
+
+At his very birth he had had breathed into his nostrils the breath of
+that true liberty which can turn blind submission into rational
+obedience, which, as Hall says, can "smother the voice of kings,
+dissipate the mists of superstition, and by its magic touch kindle the
+rays of genius, the enthusiasm of poetry, the flames of eloquence."
+[Applause.] He had the courage of his convictions, he counselled not
+with his fears. He neither looked to the past with regret nor to the
+future with apprehension. He might have been a zealot--he was never a
+hypocrite; he might have been eccentric--he was never ridiculous. He was
+a Hercules rather than an Adonis. In his warfare he fired hot shot; he
+did not send in flags of truce; he led forlorn hopes; he did not follow
+in the wake of charges. When he went forth with his sledge-hammer logic
+and his saw-mill philosophy, all who stood in the path of his righteous
+wrath went down before him, with nothing by which to recognize them
+except the pieces he had left of them. When he crossed the seas to plant
+his banners in the West, when he disembarked upon the bleak shores of
+America, the land which was one day to speak with the voice of a mighty
+prophet, then the infant just discovered in the bulrushes of the New
+World, he came with loins girded and all accoutred for the great work of
+founding a race which should create a permanent abiding place for
+liberty, and one day dominate the destinies of the world. [Prolonged
+applause.] Unlike the Spanish conqueror upon far southern coasts, the
+leader did not have to burn his ship to retain his followers, for when
+the Mayflower spread her sails for home, not a man of Plymouth Colony
+returned on board her.
+
+The Puritan early saw that in the new land, liberty could not flourish
+when subject to the caprices of European Courts; he realized with Burke
+that there was "more wisdom and sagacity in American workshops than in
+the cabinets of princes." He wanted elbow-room; he was philosophic
+enough to recognize the truth of the adage that it is "better to sit on
+a pumpkin and have it all to yourself than to be crowded on a velvet
+cushion."
+
+When the struggle for independence came, the Puritan influence played no
+small part in the contest. When a separate government had been formed he
+showed himself foremost in impressing upon it his principles of broad
+and comprehensive liberty. He dignified labor; he believed that as the
+banner of the young Republic was composed of and derived its chief
+beauty from its different colors, so should its broad folds cover and
+protect its citizens of different colors.
+
+He was a grand character in history. We take off our hats to him. We
+salute his memory. In his person were combined the chivalry of
+Knighthood, the fervor of the Crusader, the wit of Gascony, and the
+courage of Navarre. [Prolonged applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ABRAHAM LINCOLN
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at a dinner given by the Republican Club
+ in honor of the ninetieth anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's
+ birthday, New York City, February 12, 1889. Mortimer C. Addams, the
+ newly elected President of the Club, occupied the chair. General
+ Porter was called upon for a response to the first toast, "Abraham
+ Lincoln--the fragrant memory of such a life will increase as the
+ generations succeed each other." General Porter was introduced by
+ the chairman, as one "whose long acquaintance with Abraham Lincoln,
+ intimate relationship, both official and personal, with our
+ illustrious chieftain, General Grant, and distinguished career as a
+ brave defender of his country in the time of her peril, have
+ eminently fitted him to tell the story of our great War
+ President."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--I am encumbered with diverse
+misgivings in being called upon to rise and cast the first firebrand
+into this peaceful assemblage, which has evidently been enjoying itself
+so much up to the present time. From the herculean task accomplished by
+the Republican party last fall we have come to think of its members as
+men of deeds and not of words, except the spellbinders. [Laughter.] I
+fear your committee is treating me like one of those toy balloons that
+are sent up previous to the main ascension, to test the currents of the
+air; but I hope that in this sort of ballooning I may not be interrupted
+by the remark that interrupted a Fourth of July orator in the West when
+he was tickling the American Eagle under both wings, delivering himself
+of no end of platitudes and soaring aloft into the brilliant realms of
+fancy when a man in the audience quietly remarked: "If he goes on
+throwing out his ballast, in that way, the Lord knows where he will
+land." [Laughter.] If I demonstrate to-night that dryness is a quality
+not only of the champagne but of the first speech as well, you may
+reflect on that remark as Abraham Lincoln did at City Point after he had
+been shaken up the night before in his boat in a storm in Chesapeake
+Bay. When he complained of the feeling of gastronomic uncertainty which
+we suffer on the water, a young staff officer rushed up to him with a
+bottle of champagne and said: "This is the cure for that sort of an
+ill." Said the President: "No, young man, I have seen too many fellows
+seasick ashore from drinking that very article." [Laughter.]
+
+The story of the life of Abraham Lincoln savors more of romance than
+reality. It is more like a fable of the ancient days than a story of a
+plain American of the nineteenth century. The singular vicissitudes in
+the life of our martyred President surround him with an interest which
+attaches to few men in history. He sprang from that class which he
+always alluded to as the "plain people," and never attempted to disdain
+them. He believed that the government was made for the people, not the
+people for the government. He felt that true Republicanism is a
+torch--the more it is shaken in the hands of the people the brighter it
+will burn. He was transcendently fit to be the first successful
+standard-bearer of the progressive, aggressive, invincible Republican
+party. [Loud applause.] He might well have said to those who chanced to
+sneer at his humble origin what a marshal of France raised from the
+ranks said to the haughty nobles of Vienna boasting of their long line
+of descent, when they refused to associate with him: "I am an ancestor;
+you are only descendants!" [Laughter and cheers.] He was never guilty
+of any posing for effect, any attitudinizing in public, any mawkish
+sentimentality, any of that puppyism so often bred by power, that
+dogmatism which Johnson said was only puppyism grown to maturity.
+[Laughter.] He made no claim to knowledge he did not possess. He felt
+with Addison that pedantry and learning are like hypocrisy in
+religion--the form of knowledge without the power of it. He had nothing
+in common with those men of mental malformation who are educated beyond
+their intellects. [Laughter.]
+
+The names of Washington and Lincoln are inseparably associated, and yet
+as the popular historian would have us believe one spent his entire life
+in chopping down acorn trees and the other splitting them up into rails.
+Washington could not tell a story. Lincoln always could. [Laughter.] And
+Lincoln's stories always possessed the true geometrical requisites, they
+were never too long, and never too broad. [Laughter.] He never forgot a
+point. A sentinel pacing near the watchfire while Lincoln was once
+telling some stories quietly remarked that "He had a mighty powerful
+memory, but an awful poor forgettery." [Laughter.]
+
+The last time I ever heard him converse, he told one of the stories
+which best illustrated his peculiar talent for pointing a moral with an
+anecdote. Speaking of England's assistance to the South, and how she
+would one day find she had aided it but little and only injured herself,
+he said: "Yes, that reminds me of a barber in Sangamon County. He was
+about going to bed when a stranger came along and said he must have a
+shave. He said he had a few days' beard on his face, and he was going to
+a ball, and the barber must cut it off. The barber got up reluctantly,
+dressed, and put the stranger in a chair with a low back to it, and
+every time he bore down he came near dislocating his patient's neck. He
+began by lathering his face, including nose, eyes, and ears, strapped
+his razor on his boot, and then made a drive scraping down the right
+cheek, carrying away the beard and a pimple and two or three warts. The
+man in the chair said: 'You appear to make everything level as you go.'
+[Laughter.] The barber said: 'Yes, if this handle don't break, I will
+get away with what there is there.' The man's cheeks were so hollow that
+the barber could not get down into the valleys with the razor and an
+ingenious idea occurred to him to stick his finger in the man's mouth
+and press out the cheeks. Finally he cut clean through the cheek and
+into his own finger. He pulled the finger out of the man's mouth, and
+snapped the blood off it, looked at him, and said: 'There, you
+lantern-jawed cuss, you have made me cut my finger.'" [Laughter.] "Now,"
+said Lincoln, "England will find she has got the South into a pretty bad
+scrape from trying to administer to her. In the end she will find she
+has only cut her own finger." [Applause.]
+
+But his heart was not always attuned to mirth; its chords were often set
+to strains of sadness. Yet throughout all his trials he never lost the
+courage of his convictions. When he was surrounded on all sides by
+doubting Thomases, by unbelieving Saracens, by discontented Catilines,
+his faith was strongest. As the Danes destroyed the hearing of their
+war-horses in order that they might not be affrighted by the din of
+battle, so Lincoln turned a deaf ear to all that might have discouraged
+him, and exhibited an unwavering faith in the justice of the cause and
+the integrity of the Union. [Cries of "Bravo!" and cheers.]
+
+It is said that for three hundred years after the battle of Thermopylć
+every child in the public schools of Greece was required to recite from
+memory the names of the three hundred martyrs who fell in the defence of
+that Pass. It would be a crowning triumph in patriotic education if
+every school child in America could contemplate each day the grand
+character and utter the inspiring name of Abraham Lincoln. [Loud
+applause.]
+
+He has passed from our view. We shall not meet him again until he stands
+forth to answer to his name at the roll-call when the great of earth are
+summoned in the morning of the last great reveille. Till then
+[apostrophizing Lincoln's portrait which hung above the President's
+head], till then, farewell, gentlest of all spirits, noblest of all
+hearts! The child's simplicity was mingled with the majestic grandeur of
+your nature. You have handed down unto a grateful people the richest
+legacy which man can leave to man--the memory of a good name, the
+inheritance of a great example! [Loud and enthusiastic applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SIRES AND SONS
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the eighty-sixth annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1891. J.
+ Pierpont Morgan, the President, occupied the chair, and called upon
+ General Porter to speak on "Sires and Sons."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--All my shortcomings upon this
+occasion must be attributed to the fact that I have just come from last
+night's New England dinner, in Brooklyn, which occurred largely this
+morning. They promised me when I accepted their invitation that I should
+get away early, and I did. I am apprehensive that the circumstance may
+give rise to statements which may reflect upon my advancing years, and
+that I may be pointed out as one who has dined with the early New
+Englanders.
+
+I do not like the fact of Depew's coming into the room so late to-night
+and leaving so short an interval between his speech and mine. His
+conduct is of a piece with the conduct of so many married men nowadays
+who manifest such exceedingly bad taste and want of tact in dying only
+such a very short time before the remarriage of their wives.
+
+I have acquired some useful experience in attending New England Society
+dinners in various cities. I dine with New Englanders in Boston; the
+rejoicing is marked, but not aggressive. I dine with them in New York;
+the hilarity and cheer of mind are increased in large degree. I dine
+with them in Philadelphia; the joy is unconfined and measured neither by
+metes nor bounds. Indeed, it has become patent to the most casual
+observer that the further the New Englander finds himself from New
+England the more hilarious is his rejoicing. Whenever we find a son of
+New England who has passed beyond the borders of his own section, who
+has stepped out into the damp cold fog of a benighted outside world and
+has brought up in another State, he seems to take more pride than ever
+in his descent--doubtless because he feels that it has been so great.
+[Laughter.]
+
+The New England sire was a stern man on duty and determined to
+administer discipline totally regardless of previous acquaintance. He
+detested all revolutions in which he had taken no part. If he possessed
+too much piety, it was tempered by religion; while always seeking out
+new virtues, he never lost his grip on his vices. [Laughter.] He was
+always ambitious to acquire a reputation that would extend into the next
+world. But in his own individual case he manifested a decided preference
+for the doctrine of damnation without representation.
+
+When he landed at Plymouth he boldly set about the appalling task of
+cultivating the alleged soil. His labors were largely lightened by the
+fact that there were no agricultural newspapers to direct his efforts.
+By a fiction of speech which could not have been conceived by a less
+ingenious mind, he founded a government based upon a common poverty and
+called it a commonwealth. He was prompt and eminently practical in his
+worldly methods. In the rigors of a New England winter when he found a
+witch suffering he brought her in to the fire; when he found an Indian
+suffering he went out and covered him with a shotgun. [Laughter.]
+
+The discipline of the race, however, is chiefly due to the New England
+mother. She could be seen going to church of a Sabbath with the Bible
+under one arm and a small boy under the other, and her mind equally
+harassed by the tortures of maternity and eternity. When her offspring
+were found suffering from spring fever and the laziness which
+accompanies it, she braced them up with a heroic dose of brimstone and
+molasses. The brimstone given here was a reminder of the discipline
+hereafter; the molasses has doubtless been chiefly responsible for the
+tendency of the race to stick to everything, especially their opinions.
+[Laughter.]
+
+The New Englanders always take the initiative in great national
+movements. At Lexington and Concord they marched out alone without
+waiting for the rest of the Colonies, to have their fling at the
+red-coats, and a number of the colonists on that occasion succeeded in
+interfering with British bullets. It was soon after observed that their
+afternoon excursion had attracted the attention of England. They acted
+in the spirit of the fly who bit the elephant on the tail. When the fly
+was asked whether he expected to kill him he said: "No, but I notice I
+made him look round." [Laughter.]
+
+
+[Illustration: _THE MINUTE MAN_
+
+_Photogravure after a photograph_
+
+
+In commemoration of the famous Revolutionary struggle of the farmers of
+Concord, Mass., April 19, 1775, this statue was erected. The sculptor
+was Daniel Chester French, a native of Concord. The statue was unveiled
+at the centennial celebration of the battle, 1875. It is of bronze,
+heroic size, and stands near the town of Concord, by the battlefield, on
+the side of the Concord River occupied by the Americans. The position is
+described by Ralph Waldo Emerson in his lines which are graven in the
+pedestal of the statue:
+
+ "By the rude bridge that arched the flood,
+ Their flag to April's breeze unfurled,
+ Here once the embattled farmers stood,
+ And fired the shot heard round the world."]
+
+
+Such are the inventive faculty and self-reliance of New Englanders that
+they always entertain a profound respect for impossibilities. It has
+been largely owing to their influence that we took the negro, who is a
+natural agriculturist, and made a soldier of him; took the Indian, who
+is a natural warrior, and made an agriculturist of him; took the
+American, who is a natural destructionist, and made a protectionist of
+him. They are always revolutionizing affairs. Recently a Boston company
+equipped with electricity the horse-cars, or rather the mule-cars, in
+the streets of Atlanta. When the first electric-motor cars were put into
+service an aged "contraband" looked at them from the street corner and
+said: "Dem Yankees is a powerful sma't people; furst dey come down h'yar
+and freed de niggers, now dey've done freed de mules." [Laughter.]
+
+The New Englander is so constantly engaged in creating changes that in
+his eyes even variety appears monotonous. When a German subject finds
+himself oppressed by his Government he emigrates; when a French citizen
+is oppressed he makes the Government emigrate; when Americans find a
+portion of their Government trying to emigrate they arm themselves and
+spend four years in going after it and bringing it back. [Laughter and
+applause.]
+
+You will find the sons of New England everywhere throughout the world,
+and they are always at the fore. I happened to be at a French banquet in
+Paris where several of us Americans spoke, employing that form of the
+French language which is so often used by Americans in France, and which
+is usually so successful in concealing one's ideas from the natives.
+There was a young Bostonian there who believed he had successfully
+mastered all the most difficult modern languages except that which is
+spoken by the brake-men on the elevated railroads. When he spoke French
+the only departure from the accent of the Parisian was that _nuance_ of
+difference arising from the mere accidental circumstance of one having
+learned his French in Paris and the other in Boston. The French give
+much praise to Moličre for having changed the pronunciation of a great
+many French words; but his most successful efforts in that direction
+were far surpassed by the Boston young man. When he had finished his
+remarks a French gentleman sitting beside me inquired: "Where is he
+from?" I replied: "From New England." Said he: "I don't see anything
+English about him except his French." [Laughter.]
+
+In speaking of the sons of New England sires, I know that one name is
+uppermost in all minds here to-night--the name of one who added new
+lustre to the fame of his distinguished ancestors. The members of your
+Society, like the Nation at large, found themselves within the shadow of
+a profound grief, and oppressed by a sense of sadness akin to the sorrow
+of a personal bereavement, as they stood with uncovered heads beside the
+bier of William T. Sherman; when the echo of his guns gave place to the
+tolling of cathedral bells; when the flag of his country, which had
+never been lowered in his presence, dropped to half-mast, as if
+conscious that his strong arm was no longer there to hold it to the
+peak; when he passed from the living here to join the other living,
+commonly called the dead. We shall never meet the great soldier again
+until he stands forth to answer to his name at roll-call on the morning
+of the last great reveille. At this board he was always a thrice welcome
+guest. The same blood coursed in his veins which flows in yours. All
+hearts warmed to him with the glow of an abiding affection. He was a
+many-sided man. He possessed all the characteristics of the successful
+soldier: bold in conception, vigorous in execution, and unshrinking
+under grave responsibilities. He was singularly self-reliant,
+demonstrating by all his acts that "much danger makes great hearts most
+resolute." He combined in his temperament the restlessness of a Hotspur
+with the patience of a Fabius. Under the magnetism of his presence his
+troops rushed to victory with all the dash of Cćsar's Tenth Legion.
+Opposing ranks went down before the fierceness of his onsets, never to
+rise again. He paused not till he saw the folds of his banners wave
+above the strongholds he had wrested from the foe.
+
+While mankind will always appreciate the practical workings of the mind
+of the great strategist, they will also see in his marvellous career
+much which savors of romance as well as reality, appeals to the
+imagination and excites the fancy. They will picture him as a legendary
+knight moving at the head of conquering columns, whose marches were
+measured not by single miles, but by thousands; as a general who could
+make a Christmas gift to his President of a great seaboard city; as a
+chieftain whose field of military operations covered nearly half a
+continent; who had penetrated everglades and bayous; the inspiration of
+whose commands forged weaklings into giants; whose orders all spoke with
+the true bluntness of the soldier; who fought from valley's depth to
+mountain height, and marched from inland rivers to the sea. No one can
+rob him of his laurels; no man can lessen the measure of his fame. His
+friends will never cease to sing pćans in his honor, and even the wrath
+of his enemies may be counted in his praise. [Prolonged applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE ASSIMILATED DUTCHMAN
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the fourth annual dinner of the
+ Poughkeepsie District Members of the Holland Society of New York,
+ October 3, 1893. The banquet was held in commemoration of the
+ relief of the siege of Leyden, 1574. J. William Beekman, the
+ President, introduced General Porter as follows: "Gentlemen, we
+ will now proceed to a toast that we shall all enjoy, I am sure,
+ after so much has been said about the Dutch. This toast is to be
+ responded to by a gentleman whom we all know. It is hardly
+ necessary to introduce him. But I will read the sentiment attached
+ to this toast: 'The American: Formed of the blendings of the best
+ strains of Europe, he cannot be worthy of his ancestry without
+ combining in himself the best qualities of them all.' And I call
+ upon General Horace Porter to respond."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--We speakers have naturally been a
+little embarrassed at the outset this evening, for just as we were about
+to break into speech, your President reminded us that the only one
+worthy of having a monument built to his memory was William the Silent.
+Well, it seemed to carry me back to those ancient days of Greece, when
+Pythagoras inaugurated his School of Silence, and called on Damocles to
+make the opening speech.
+
+Your President has shown from the start this evening that he is
+determined to enforce discipline, totally regardless of previous
+acquaintance. He appears to have been in a Shakespearian mood to-night.
+He seemed to be looking at each one of these alleged speakers and saying
+of him: "Therefore, I'll watch him till he be dieted to my request and
+then I will set upon him." But he must remember that Shakespeare also
+said: "Dainty bits make rich the ribs, but bankrupt quite the wits."
+
+I do not know how the rest of you feel, but after these delicious but
+somewhat plethoric dinners, I feel very much like Mr. Butterby, when his
+lavender-colored trousers were sent to him the night before his wedding,
+and he returned them to the tailor with a note saying, "Let them out two
+inches around the waist, which will leave a margin for emotion and the
+wedding breakfast." [Laughter.]
+
+Now, we speakers to-night cannot expect to be received with any vast
+ebullition of boisterous enthusiasm here, for we understand that every
+member pays for his own wine. Besides, I am sure that you will not be
+likely to get any more ideas from me than you would get lather from a
+cake of hotel soap.
+
+After having wrestled with about thirty dishes at this dinner, and after
+all this being called upon to speak, I feel a great sympathy with that
+woman in Ireland who had had something of a field-day on hand. She began
+by knocking down two somewhat unpopular agents of her absentee landlord,
+and was seen, later in the day, dancing a jig on the stomach of the
+prostrate form of the Presbyterian minister. One of her friends admired
+her prowess in this direction and invited her in, and gave her a good
+stiff glass of whiskey. Her friend said, "Shall I pour some water in
+your whiskey?" and the woman replied, "For God's sake, haven't I had
+trouble enough already to-day?" [Laughter.]
+
+I am a little at a loss still to know how I got into this company
+to-night. I begin to feel like some of those United States Senators who,
+after they have reached Washington, look around and wonder how they got
+there. The nearest approach to being decorated with a sufficiently
+aristocratic epithet to make me worthy of admission to this Society was
+when I used to visit outside of my native State and be called a
+"Pennsylvania Dutchman." But history tells us that at the beginning of
+the Revolution there was a battle fought at Breed's Hill, and it was
+called the Battle of Bunker Hill, because it was not fought there; and I
+suppose I have been brought into this Dutch Society to-night because I
+am not a Dutchman. [Laughter.]
+
+I have great admiration for these Dutchmen; they always get to the
+front. When they appear in New York they are always invited to seats on
+the roof; when they go into an orchestra, they are always given one of
+the big fiddles to play; and when they march in a procession, they are
+always sure to get a little ahead of the band. This Society differs
+materially from other so-called foreign societies. When we meet the
+English, we invariably refer to the common stock from which we sprang,
+but in the Dutch Society the stock is always preferred! and when a
+Dutchman dies, why, his funeral is like that funeral of Abel, who was
+killed by his brother Cain--no one is allowed to attend unless he
+belongs to a first family. [Laughter.]
+
+Now, a Dutchman is only happy when he gets a "Van" attached to the front
+of his name, and a "dam" to the rear end of the city from which his
+ancestors came. I notice they are all very particular about the "dam."
+[Laughter.]
+
+There was a lady--a New York young lady--who had been spending several
+years in England and had just returned. She had posed awhile as a
+professional beauty. Then she attempted to marry into the aristocracy,
+but the market for titles was a little dull that year and she came home.
+She had lived there long enough to become an Anglomaniac. She met a
+Dutchman in New York--I think he was a member of the Holland
+Society--and she said: "Everything seems so remarkably commonplace here,
+after getting back from England; I am sure you must admit that there is
+nothing so romantic here as in England." The Dutchman remarked: "Well, I
+don't know about that." She said: "I was stopping at a place in the
+country, with one of the members of the aristocracy, and there was a
+little piece of water--a sort of miniature lake, as it were--so sweet.
+The waters were confined by little rustic walls, so to speak, and that
+was called the 'Earl's Oath'; we have nothing so romantic in New York,
+I'm sure." Said the Dutchman: "Oh, yes, here we have McComb's Dam."
+[Laughter.]
+
+But, Mr. President, I certainly am in earnest sympathy with the
+patriotic sentiment expressed in the toast which you have been pleased
+to assign to me to-night, saying, in effect, that the American is
+composed of the best strains of Europe, and the American cannot be
+worthy of his ancestors unless he aims to combine within himself the
+good qualities of all. America has gained much by being the conglomerate
+country that she is, made up of a commingling of the blood of other
+races. It is a well-known fact in the crossing of breeds that the best
+traits predominate in the result. We in this land, have gained much from
+the purity of those bloods; we have suffered little from the taint.
+
+It is well in this material age, when we are dwelling so much upon
+posterity, not to be altogether oblivious to pedigree. It has been well
+said that he who does not respect his ancestors will never be likely to
+achieve anything for which his descendants will respect him. Man learns
+but very little in this world from precept; he learns something from
+experience; he learns much from example, and the "best teachers of
+humanity are the lives of worthy men."
+
+We have a great many admirable so-called foreign societies in New York,
+and they are all doing good work--good work in collecting interesting
+historical data in regard to the ancestors who begat them; in regard to
+the lands from which they came--good work in the broad field of charity.
+But it is the Holland Society which seems to be a little closer to us
+than the others--more _our_ Society, even with those of us who have no
+Dutch blood in our veins. We feel that these old Dutch names are really
+more closely associated in our minds with the city of New York than with
+Holland itself.
+
+The men from whom you sprang were well calculated to carry on the great
+work undertaken by them. In the first place, in that good old land they
+had educated the conscience. The conscience never lost its hold upon the
+man. He stood as firm in his convictions as the rock to its base. His
+religion was a religion of the soul, and not of the senses. He might
+have broken the tables of stone on which the laws were written; he never
+would have broken those laws themselves. He turned neither to the past
+with regret nor to the future with apprehension. He was a man inured to
+trials; practised in self-abnegation; educated in the severe school of
+adversity; and that little band which set out from Holland to take up
+its career in the New World was well calculated to undertake the work
+which Providence had marked out for them. Those men had had breathed
+into their nostrils at their very birth the true spirit of liberty.
+Somehow or other liberty seemed to be indigenous in that land. They
+imbibed that true spirit of liberty which does not mean unbridled
+license of the individual, but that spirit of liberty which can turn
+blind submission into rational obedience; that spirit of liberty which
+Hall says stifles the voices of kings, dissipates the mists of
+superstition, kindles the flames of art, and pours happiness into the
+laps of the people. Those men started out boldly upon the ocean; they
+paused not until they dipped the fringes of their banners in the waters
+of the western seas. They built up this great metropolis. They bore
+their full share in building up this great nation and in planting in it
+their pure principles. They builded even better than they knew.
+
+In the past year I think our people have been more inclined than ever
+before to pause and contemplate how big with events is the history of
+this land. It was developed by people who believed not in the "divine
+right of kings," but in the divine right of human liberty. If we may
+judge the future progress of this land by its progress in the past, it
+does not require that one should be endowed with prophetic vision to
+predict that in the near future this young but giant Republic will
+dominate the policy of the world. America was not born amidst the
+mysteries of barbaric ages; and it is about the only nation which knows
+its own birthday. Woven of the stoutest fibres of other lands, nurtured
+by a commingling of the best blood of other races, America has now cast
+off the swaddling-clothes of infancy, and stands forth erect, clothed in
+robes of majesty and power, in which the God who made her intends that
+she shall henceforth tread the earth; and to-day she may be seen moving
+down the great highways of history, teaching by example; moving at the
+head of the procession of the world's events; marching in the van of
+civilized and christianized liberty, her manifest destiny to light the
+torch of liberty till it illumines the entire pathway of the world, and
+till human freedom and human rights become the common heritage of
+mankind. [Applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TRIBUTE TO GENERAL GRANT
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the banquet of the Army of the
+ Tennessee, upon the occasion of the inauguration of the Grant
+ Equestrian Statue in Chicago, October 8, 1891.]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN:--When a man from the armies of the East finds himself in
+the presence of men of the armies of the West, he feels that he cannot
+strike their gait. He can only look at them wistfully and say, in the
+words of Charles II, "I always admired virtue, but I never could imitate
+it." [Laughter.] If I do not in the course of my remarks succeed in
+seeing each one of you, it will be because the formation of the Army of
+the Tennessee to-night is like its formation in the field, when it won
+its matchless victories, the heavy columns in the centre. [An allusion
+to the large columns in the room.] [Laughter.]
+
+Almost all the conspicuous characters in history have risen to
+prominence by gradual steps, but Ulysses S. Grant seemed to come before
+the people with a sudden bound. Almost the first sight they caught of
+him was in the flashes of his guns, and the blaze of his camp-fires,
+those wintry days and nights in front of Donelson. From that hour until
+the closing triumph at Appomattox he was the leader whose name was the
+harbinger of victory. From the final sheath of his sword until the
+tragedy on Mount McGregor he was the chief citizen of the republic and
+the great central figure of the world. [Applause.] The story of his life
+savors more of romance than reality. It is more like a fabled tale of
+ancient days than the history of an American citizen of the nineteenth
+century. As light and shade produce the most attractive effects in a
+picture, so the singular contrasts, the strange vicissitudes in his
+marvellous career, surround him with an interest which attaches to few
+characters in history. His rise from an obscure lieutenancy to the
+command of the veteran armies of the republic; his transition from a
+frontier post of the untrodden West to the Executive Mansion of the
+nation; his sitting at one time in his little store in Galena, not even
+known to the Congressman from his own district; at another time striding
+through the palaces of the Old World, with the descendants of a line of
+Kings rising and standing uncovered in his presence [Applause.]--these
+are some of the features of his extraordinary career which appeal to the
+imagination, excite men's wonder, and fascinate all who read the story
+of his life. [Applause.]
+
+General Grant possessed in a striking degree all the characteristics of
+the successful soldier. His methods were all stamped with tenacity of
+purpose, with originality and ingenuity. He depended for his success
+more upon the powers of invention than of adaptation, and the fact that
+he has been compared, at different times, to nearly every great
+commander in history is perhaps the best proof that he was like none of
+them. He was possessed of a moral and physical courage which was equal
+to every emergency in which he was placed: calm amidst excitement,
+patient under trials, never unduly elated by victory or depressed by
+defeat. While he possessed a sensitive nature and a singularly tender
+heart, yet he never allowed his sentiments to interfere with the stern
+duties of the soldier. He knew better than to attempt to hew rocks with
+a razor. He realized that paper bullets cannot be fired in warfare. He
+felt that the hardest blows bring the quickest results; that more men
+die from disease in sickly camps than from shot and shell in battle.
+
+His magnanimity to foes, his generosity to friends, will be talked of as
+long as manly qualities are honored. [Applause.]
+
+You know after Vicksburg had succumbed to him he said in his order: "The
+garrison will march out to-morrow. Instruct your commands to be quiet
+and orderly as the prisoners pass by, and make no offensive remarks."
+After Lee's surrender at Appomattox, when our batteries began to fire
+triumphal salutes, he at once suppressed them, saying, in his order:
+"The war is over; the rebels are again our countrymen; the best way to
+celebrate the victory will be to abstain from all demonstrations in the
+field." [Applause.] After the war General Lee and his officers were
+indicted in the civil courts of Virginia by directions of a President
+who was endeavoring to make treason odious and succeeding in making
+nothing so odious as himself. [Applause.] General Lee appealed to his
+old antagonist for protection. He did not appeal to that heart in vain.
+General Grant at once took up the cudgels in his defence, threatened to
+resign his office if such officers were indicted while they continued
+to obey their paroles, and such was the logic of his argument and the
+force of his character that those indictments were soon after quashed.
+So that he penned no idle platitude; he fashioned no stilted epigrams;
+he spoke the earnest convictions of an honest heart when he said, "Let
+us have peace." [Applause.] He never tired of giving unstinted praise to
+worthy subordinates for the work they did. Like the chief artists who
+weave the Gobelin tapestries, he was content to stand behind the cloth
+and let those in front appear to be the chief contributors to the beauty
+of the fabric. [Applause.]
+
+One of the most beautiful chapters in all history is that which records
+the generous relations existing between him and Sherman, that great
+soldier who for so many years was the honored head of this society, that
+great chieftain whom men will always love to picture as a legendary
+knight moving at the head of conquering columns, whose marches were
+measured not by single miles, but by thousands; whose field of military
+operations covered nearly half a continent; whose orders always spoke
+with the true bluntness of the soldier; who fought from valley's depths
+to mountain heights, and marched from inland rivers to the sea.
+[Applause.] Their rivalry manifested itself only in one respect--the
+endeavor of each to outdo the other in generosity. With hearts untouched
+by jealousy, with souls too great for rivalry, each stood ready to
+abandon the path of ambition when it became so narrow that two could not
+tread it abreast. [Applause.]
+
+If there be one single word in all the wealth of the English language
+which best describes the predominating trait of General Grant's
+character, that word is "loyalty." [Applause.] Loyal to every great
+cause and work he was engaged in; loyal to his friends; loyal to his
+family; loyal to his country; loyal to his God. [Applause.] This
+produced a reciprocal effect in all who came in contact with him. It was
+one of the chief reasons why men became so loyally attached to him. It
+is true that this trait so dominated his whole character that it led him
+to make mistakes; it induced him to continue to stand by men who were no
+longer worthy of his confidence; but after all, it was a trait so grand,
+so noble, we do not stop to count the errors which resulted.
+[Applause.] It showed him to be a man who had the courage to be just, to
+stand between worthy men and their unworthy slanderers, and to let
+kindly sentiments have a voice in an age in which the heart played so
+small a part in public life. Many a public man has had hosts of
+followers because they fattened on the patronage dispensed at his hands;
+many a one has had troops of adherents because they were blind zealots
+in a cause he represented, but perhaps no man but General Grant had so
+many friends who loved him for his own sake; whose attachment
+strengthened only with time; whose affection knew neither variableness,
+nor shadow of turning; who stuck to him as closely as the toga to
+Nessus, whether he was Captain, General, President, or simply private
+citizen. [Great applause.]
+
+General Grant was essentially created for great emergencies; it was the
+very magnitude of the task which called forth the powers which mastered
+it. In ordinary matters he was an ordinary man. In momentous affairs he
+towered as a giant. When he served in a company there was nothing in his
+acts to distinguish him from the fellow-officers; but when he wielded
+corps and armies the great qualities of the commander flashed forth and
+his master strokes of genius placed him at once in the front rank of the
+world's great captains. When he hauled wood from his little farm and
+sold it in the streets of St. Louis there was nothing in his business or
+financial capacity different from that of the small farmers about him;
+but when, as President of the Republic, he found it his duty to puncture
+the fallacy of the inflationists, to throttle by a veto the attempt of
+unwise legislators to tamper with the American credit, he penned a State
+paper so logical, so masterly, that it has ever since been the pride,
+wonder, and admiration of every lover of an honest currency. [Applause.]
+He was made for great things, not for little. He could collect for the
+nation $15,000,000 from Great Britain in settlement of the Alabama
+claims; he could not protect his own personal savings from the
+miscreants who robbed him in Wall Street.
+
+But General Grant needs no eulogist. His name is indelibly engraved upon
+the hearts of his countrymen. His services attest his greatness. He did
+his duty and trusted to history for his meed of praise. The more
+history discusses him, the more brilliant becomes the lustre of his
+deeds. His record is like a torch; the more it is shaken, the brighter
+it burns. His name will stand imperishable when epitaphs have vanished
+utterly, and monuments and statues have crumbled into dust; but the
+people of this great city, everywhere renowned for their deeds of
+generosity, have covered themselves anew with glory in fashioning in
+enduring bronze, in rearing in monumental rock that magnificent tribute
+to his worth which was to-day unveiled in the presence of countless
+thousands. As I gazed upon its graceful lines and colossal proportions I
+was reminded of that child-like simplicity which was mingled with the
+majestic grandeur of his nature. The memories clustering about it will
+recall the heroic age of the Republic; it will point the path of loyalty
+to children yet unborn; its mute eloquence will plead for equal
+sacrifice, should war ever again threaten the Nation's life; generations
+yet to come will pause to read the inscription which it bears, and the
+voices of a grateful people will ascend from the consecrated spot on
+which it stands, as incense rises from holy places, invoking blessings
+upon the memory of him who had filled to the very full the largest
+measure of human greatness and covered the earth with his renown.
+[Applause.]
+
+An indescribably touching incident happened which will ever be memorable
+and which never can be effaced from the memory of those who witnessed
+it. Even at this late date I can scarcely trust my own feelings to
+recall it. It was on Decoration Day in the City of New York, the last
+one he ever saw on earth. That morning the members of the Grand Army of
+the Republic, the veterans in that vicinity, arose earlier than was
+their wont. They seemed to spend more time that morning in unfurling the
+old battle flags, in burnishing the medals of honor which decorated
+their breasts, for on that day they had determined to march by the house
+of their dying commander to give him a last marching salute. In the
+streets the columns were forming; inside the house on that bed, from
+which he was never to rise again, lay the stricken chief. The hand which
+had seized the surrendered swords of countless thousands could scarcely
+return the pressure of the friendly grasp. The voice which had cheered
+on to triumphant victory the legions of America's manhood, could no
+longer call for the cooling draught which slaked the thirst of a fevered
+tongue; and prostrate on that bed of anguish lay the form which in the
+New World had ridden at the head of the conquering column, which in the
+Old World had been deemed worthy to stand with head covered and feet
+sandaled in the presence of princes, kings, and emperors. Now his ear
+caught the sound of martial music. Bands were playing the same strains
+which had mingled with the echoes of his guns at Vicksburg, the same
+quick-steps to which his men had sped in hot haste in pursuit of Lee
+through Virginia. And then came the heavy, measured steps of moving
+columns, a step which can be acquired only by years of service in the
+field. He recognized it all now. It was the tread of his old veterans.
+With his little remaining strength he arose and dragged himself to the
+window. As he gazed upon those battle-flags dipping to him in salute,
+those precious standards bullet-riddled, battle-stained, but remnants of
+their former selves, with scarcely enough left of them on which to print
+the names of the battles they had seen, his eyes once more kindled with
+the flames which had lighted them at Shiloh, on the heights of
+Chattanooga, amid the glories of Appomattox; and as those war-scarred
+veterans looked with uncovered heads and upturned faces for the last
+time upon the pallid features of their old chief, cheeks which had been
+bronzed by Southern suns and begrimed with powder, were bathed in the
+tears of a manly grief. Soon they saw rising the hand which had so often
+pointed out to them the path of victory. He raised it slowly and
+painfully to his head in recognition of their salutations. The column
+had passed, the hand fell heavily by his side. It was his last military
+salute. [Long continued applause and cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+NOAH PORTER
+
+
+TEACHINGS OF SCIENCE AND RELIGION
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Noah Porter, President of Yale College, at the
+ seventy-second anniversary banquet of the New England Society in
+ the City of New York, December 22, 1877. The President of the
+ Society, William Borden, occupied the chair. This speech of
+ President Porter followed a speech of President Eliot of Harvard.
+ The two Presidents spoke in response to the toast: "Harvard and
+ Yale, the two elder sisters among the educational institutions of
+ New England, where generous rivalry has ever promoted patriotism
+ and learning. Their children have, in peace and war, in life and
+ death, deserved well of the Republic. Smile, Heaven, upon this fair
+ conjunction."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY:--The
+somewhat miscellaneous character of the sentiment which has called me up
+embarrasses me not a little as to which of the points I should select as
+the subject of my remarks. I am still more embarrassed by the
+introduction of additional topics on the part of my friend, the
+President of Harvard College. The president knows that it is our custom
+to meet once a year, and discuss all the matters to which he has
+referred, as often as we meet. [Laughter.] He knows also that he was
+providentially prevented, by a very happy occurrence to himself, from
+attending our last College Convention; and in consequence of his
+absence, for which we all excused and congratulated him, the meeting was
+more than usually tame. [Laughter.] Now, I find that all the sentiments
+which he had been gathering for a year have been precipitated upon me on
+this occasion. [Laughter.] I rejoice that His Excellency, the President
+of the United States, and the distinguished Secretary of State
+[Rutherford B. Hayes and William M. Evarts], are between us. [Laughter.]
+For here is a special occasion for the application of the policy of
+peace. [Laughter.] I therefore reserve what few remarks I shall make
+upon this special theme for a moment later.
+
+The first point in the sentiment proposed recognizes New England as the
+mother of two colleges. I think we should do well also to call to mind,
+especially under the circumstances by which we are surrounded this
+evening, that New England was not merely the mother of two colleges
+which have had some influence in this land, but that New England, with
+all its glory and its achievements, was, in a certain sense, the
+creation of a college. It would be easy to show that had it not been for
+the existence of one or two rather inferior colleges of the University
+of Cambridge in England, there never would have been a New England. In
+these colleges were gathered and trained not a few of the great leaders
+of opinion under whose influence the father of New England became a
+great political power in the mother country. It is not to the Pilgrim
+Fathers alone who landed at Plymouth on December 22, 1620, that New
+England owes its characteristic principles and its splendid renown, but
+it is also to the leaders of the great Puritan party in England, who
+reinforced that immigration by the subsequent higher and nobler life of
+the planters of Massachusetts Bay, conspicuous among whom was the
+distinguished and ever-to-be-honored Governor Winthrop. [Applause.]
+
+It was from these colleges that so many strong-hearted young men went
+forth into political public life in England to act the scholar in
+politics, and who, as scholars in politics, enunciated those new
+principles and new theories of government which made Old England
+glorious for a time, and which made New England the power for good which
+she afterward became, first at her home in the old States, and in all
+their extension westward even to this hour. These scholars sought
+emphatically a reform of the civil service in England. That was their
+mission. They vindicated their principles upon the scaffold and their
+rights upon the field of battle at home, and they transmitted that
+spirit to the emigrants who came out from among them before the great
+rebellion reached its great crisis and finished its memorable history.
+
+While, then, we honor the universities of which New England has been
+the mother, let us remember that New England owes its being to a
+university. In remembering this, we shall be prepared to follow in the
+steps of our fathers, and to be mindful of what we ourselves owe to our
+own institutions of learning.
+
+In respect to the rivalry between Yale and Harvard, which was noticed in
+the sentiment to which I speak, and in reply to the suggestions which
+have been offered by the President of Harvard, I will venture a single
+remark. You, sir, who are learned in our New England history, are not
+unfamiliar with the saying which was once somewhat current, that when a
+man was found in Boston, in the earlier generations, who was a little
+too bad to live with, they sent him to Rhode Island [Laughter.]; and
+when they found a man who was a little too good to be a comfortable
+neighbor, they sent him to Connecticut. [Laughter.] The remainder--the
+men of average respectability and worth--were allowed to remain on the
+shores of Massachusetts Bay and in Boston. And so it happened that these
+people of average goodness, from constantly looking each other in the
+face, contracted the habit of always praising one another with especial
+emphasis; and the habit has not been altogether outgrown. [Laughter.]
+The people of Rhode Island, being such as I have described, found it
+necessary to have certain principles of toleration to suit their
+peculiar condition, which they denominated the principles of soul
+liberty.
+
+The people of Connecticut, being so very good, could not allow their
+goodness to remain at home, and they very soon proceeded on a missionary
+errand westward toward the city of New York, and in due time captured
+the harbor and the infant city, and the great river of the North. In
+this way, New York fell into the hands of those super-excellent
+Connecticut Yankees, and with that began the stream of emigration
+westward which has made our country what it is. [Laughter and applause.]
+Perhaps this piece of history is about as good an explanation of the
+jealousy of Yale toward Harvard as the interpretation which has been
+given by the President of that honorable university--that Yale College
+was founded because of the discontent of the self-righteous Puritans of
+Connecticut with the religious opinions of the ruling spirits at
+Harvard. [Laughter.] That piece of information has been amply discussed
+and exploded by an able critic, and I will not repeat the arguments
+here.
+
+As to any present rivalry which may exist between those institutions, we
+disclaim it altogether. We know no jealousy of Harvard College now. We
+acknowledge no rivalry except in the great enterprise of training
+upright and intelligent and good-principled men for the service and the
+glory of our common land. [Applause, and cries of "Hear! Hear!"] But
+there is one means to this end you may be sure we shall always insist
+upon--and that is the principle which we have received from our fathers,
+that manhood and character are better than knowledge. The training which
+our country demands is that which we intend always to give; and it is a
+training in manhood of intelligence, in manhood of character, and in a
+constant, ever-present faith in the providence and goodness of the
+living God. [Applause.]
+
+I deem it proper here to remind you, that Yale College was foremost
+among the American colleges in cherishing the taste for physical
+science, and that these sciences, in all their forms, have received from
+us the most liberal attention and care. If any of you doubt this, we
+would like to show you our museum, with its collections, which represent
+all that the most recent explorations have been able to gather. In these
+well-ordered collections you would find as satisfactory an exhibition of
+results as you could ask for. [Applause.] You need not fear, however,
+that, because we believe in science, we have learned any more to
+disbelieve in the living God. As we stand in the midst of one of the
+halls of our splendid museum, and see arrayed before us all the forms of
+vertebrate life, from man down to the lowest type, and see how one and
+the other suggests the progress--the evolution, if you please--during we
+care not how many centuries of advancing life; the more closely we study
+these indications, the more distinctly do we see lines of thought, of
+intelligence, and goodness reflected from one structure to another, and
+all declaring that a divine thought and love has ordered each and all.
+[Applause.] Hence we find no inconsistency between the teachings of this
+museum on the one corner and the teachings of the college chapel on the
+other. [Applause.] We therefore commit ourselves, in the presence of all
+these sons of New England, whether they live in this city of their
+habitation and their glory, or whether they are residents of other
+cities and States of the North and Northwest, to the solemn declaration,
+that we esteem it to be our duty to train our pupils on the one hand in
+enlightened science, and on the other in the living power of the
+Christian faith. [Applause.] We are certainly not sectarian. It is
+enough that I say that we aim to be enlightened Christian believers, and
+with those hopes and those aspirations we trust that the next generation
+of men whom we shall educate will do their part in upholding this
+country in fidelity to its obligations of duty, in fidelity to every
+form of integrity, in generous self-sacrifice on the field of contest,
+if it be required, and in Christian sympathy with the toleration and
+forbearance which should come after the fight. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+HENRY CODMAN POTTER
+
+
+THE CHURCH
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Henry C. Potter, Protestant Episcopal Bishop of
+ New York, at the seventy-third annual dinner of the New England
+ Society in the City of New York, December 23, 1878. Daniel F.
+ Appleton presided and proposed the toast, "The Church--a fountain
+ of charity and good works, which is not established, but
+ establishes itself, by God's blessing, in men's hearts."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT:--I take up the strain where the distinguished
+Senator from Maine [James G. Blaine] has dropped it. I would fain be
+with him one of those who should see a typical New England dinner spread
+upon a table at which Miles Standish and John Alden sat, and upon which
+should be spread viands of which John Alden and Miles Standish and the
+rest, two hundred and seventy-three years ago, partook. I would fain see
+something more, or rather I would fain hear something more--and that is,
+the sentiments of those who gathered about that table, and the measure
+in which those sentiments accorded with the sentiments of those who sit
+at these tables to-night. [Applause.] Why, Mr. President, the viands of
+which John Alden and Miles Standish partook did not differ more
+radically from the splendor of this banquet than did the sentiments with
+which the Puritans came to these shores differ from the sentiments of
+the men who gather in this room to-night. If it had happened to them as
+it happened to a distinguished company in New England, where an eminent
+New England divine was called upon to lead in prayer, their feelings
+would have been as little wounded as those against whom he offered up
+his petition; or rather, if I were here to-night to denounce their
+sentiments as to religious toleration, in which they did not believe;
+their sentiments as to the separation of the Church from the State, in
+which they did not believe any more than they believed in religious
+toleration; their sentiments as to Democracy, in which they did not
+believe any more than they believed in religious toleration--those of us
+who are here and who do believe in these things would be as little
+wounded as the company to which I have referred. The distinguished
+divine to whom I have alluded was called upon to offer prayer, some
+fifty years ago, in a mixed company, when, in accordance with the custom
+of the times, he included in his petition to the Almighty a large
+measure of anathema, as "We beseech Thee, O Lord! to overwhelm the
+tyrant! We beseech Thee to overwhelm and to pull down the oppressor! We
+beseech Thee to overwhelm and pull down the Papist!" And then opening
+his eyes, and seeing that a Roman Catholic archbishop and his secretary
+were present, he saw he must change the current of his petitions if he
+would be courteous to his audience, and said vehemently, "We beseech
+Thee, O Lord! we beseech Thee--we beseech Thee--we beseech Thee to pull
+down and overwhelm the Hottentot!" Said some one to him when the prayer
+was over, "My dear brother, why were you so hard upon the Hottentot?"
+"Well," said he, "the fact is, when I opened my eyes and looked around,
+between the paragraphs in the prayer, at the assembled guests, I found
+that the Hottentots were the only people who had not some friends among
+the company." [Laughter.]
+
+Gentlemen of the New England Society, if I were to denounce the views of
+the Puritans to-night, they would be like the Hottentots. [Laughter.]
+Nay more, if one of their number were to come into this banqueting hall
+and sit down at this splendid feast, so unlike what he had been wont to
+see, and were to expound his views as to constitutional liberty and as
+to religious toleration, or as to the relations of the Church to the
+State, I am very much afraid that you and I would be tempted to answer
+him as an American answered an English traveller in a railway-carriage
+in Belgium. Said this Englishman, whom I happened to meet in Brussels,
+and who recognized me as an American citizen: "Your countrymen have a
+very strange conception of the English tongue: I never heard any people
+who speak the English language in such an odd way as the Americans do."
+"What do you mean?" I said; "I supposed that in the American States the
+educated and cultivated people spoke the English tongue with the utmost
+propriety, with the same accuracy and the same classical refinement as
+yours." He replied: "I was travelling hither, and found sitting opposite
+an intelligent gentleman, who turned out to be an American. I went on to
+explain to him my views as to the late unpleasantness in America. I told
+him how profoundly I deplored the results of the civil war. That I
+believed the interests of good government would have been better
+advanced if the South, rather than the North, had triumphed. I showed
+him at great length how, if the South had succeeded, you would have been
+able to have laid in that land, first, the foundations of an
+aristocracy, and then from that would have grown a monarchy; how by the
+planters you would have got a noble class, and out of that class you
+would have got a king; and after I had drawn this picture I showed to
+him what would have been the great and glorious result; and what do you
+think was his reply to these views? He turned round, looked me coolly in
+the face, and said, 'Why, what a blundering old cuss you are!'" [Great
+laughter.] Gentlemen, if one of our New England ancestors were here
+to-night, expounding his views to us, I am very much afraid that you and
+I would be tempted to turn round and say: "Why, what a blundering old
+cuss you are!" [Renewed laughter.]
+
+But, Mr. President, though all this is true, the seeds of our liberty,
+our toleration, our free institutions, our "Church, not established by
+law, but establishing itself in the hearts of men," were all in the
+simple and single devotion of the truth so far as it was revealed to
+them, which was the supreme characteristic of our New England
+forefathers. With them religion and the Church meant supremely personal
+religion, and obedience to the personal conscience. It meant truth and
+righteousness, obedience and purity, reverence and intelligence in the
+family, in the shop, in the field, and on the bench. It meant compassion
+and charity toward the savages among whom they found themselves, and
+good works as the daily outcome of a faith which, if stern, was
+steadfast and undaunted.
+
+And so, Mr. President, however the sentiments and opinions of our
+ancestors may seem to have differed from ours, those New England
+ancestors did believe in a church that included and incarnated those
+ideas of charity and love and brotherhood to which you have referred;
+and if, to-day, the Church of New York, whatever name it may bear, is to
+be maintained, as one of your distinguished guests has said, not for
+ornament but for use, it is because the hard, practical, and yet, when
+the occasion demanded, large-minded and open-hearted spirit of the New
+England ancestors shall be in it. [Applause.] Said an English swell
+footman, with his calves nearly as large as his waist, having been
+called upon by the lady of the house to carry a coal-scuttle from the
+cellar to the second story, "Madam, ham I for use, or ham I for
+hornament?" [Laughter.]
+
+I believe it to be the mind of the men of New England ancestry who live
+in New York to-day, that the Church, if it is to exist here, shall exist
+for use, and not for ornament; that it shall exist to make our streets
+cleaner, to make our tenement-houses better built and better drained and
+better ventilated; to respect the rights of the poor man in regard to
+fresh air and light, as well as the rights of the rich man. And in order
+that it shall do these things, and that the Church of New York shall
+exist not for ornament but for use, I, as one of the descendants of New
+England ancestors, ask no better thing for it than that it shall have,
+not only among those who fill its pulpits, men of New England ancestry,
+but also among those who sit in its pews men of New England brains and
+New England sympathies, and New England catholic generosity! [Continued
+applause.]
+
+
+
+
+ROGER ATKINSON PRYOR
+
+
+VIRGINIA'S PART IN AMERICAN HISTORY
+
+ [Speech of Roger A. Pryor at the annual banquet of the New York
+ State Bar Association, given in the City of Albany, January 15,
+ 1889. The President, Martin W. Cooke, introduced Justice Pryor in
+ these words: "The next in order is the benediction. There is no
+ poetical sentiment accompanying this toast, but if you will bear
+ with me I promise you learning, poetry, and eloquence. To that end
+ I call upon General Roger A. Pryor."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN:--I don't know what I am to respond to. I have no
+text; I have no topic. What am I to talk about? I am not only unlike
+other gentlemen, taken by surprise, but I am absolutely without a
+subject, and what am I to say? I don't know but that, as His Excellency
+the Governor of this Imperial State expatiated, eloquently and justly,
+upon the achievements and glories of New York, it might be pardoned me
+in saying something of my own native State.
+
+What has Virginia done for our common country? What names has she
+contributed to your historic roll? She has given you George Washington.
+[Applause.] She has given you Patrick Henry, who first sounded the
+signal of revolt against Great Britain. She has given you John Marshall,
+who so profoundly construed the Constitution formed by Madison and
+Hamilton. She has given you Thomas Jefferson, the author of the
+Declaration of Independence. [Applause.] She has given you Madison and
+Monroe. Where is there such a galaxy of great men known to history? You
+talk of the age of Pericles and of Augustus, but remember, gentlemen,
+that at that day Virginia had a population of only one-half the
+population of the city of Brooklyn to-day, and yet these are the men
+that she then produced to illustrate the glory of Americans.
+
+And what has Virginia done for our Union? Because sometime a rebel, as I
+was, I say now that it is _my_ Union. [Applause.] As I have already said
+it was a Virginian--Patrick Henry--kinsman, by the way, of Lord
+Brougham, kinsman of Robertson, the historian, not a plebeian as some
+would represent, and one nominated by George Washington to be Justice of
+the Supreme Court of the United States, which nomination was carried to
+him by Light-Horse Harry Lee--I mention that because there is a notion
+that Patrick Henry was no lawyer. He was a consummate lawyer, else
+George Washington would never have proposed him to be Chief Justice of
+the Supreme Court of the United States; and he was a reading man, too, a
+scholar, deeply learned, and he printed at his own expense Soame Jenyns'
+work upon the internal evidence of Christianity. He was a profound
+student, not of many books, but of a few books and of human nature. He
+first challenged Great Britain by his resolutions against the Stamp act
+in 1765, and then it was that Virginia, apropos of what you said to-day
+in your admirable discourse--I address myself to Judge Cooley--Virginia
+was the first free and independent people on earth that formulated a
+written complete Constitution. I affirm that the Constitution of
+Virginia in 1776 was the first written Constitution known to history
+adopted by the people. And the frontispiece and the fundamental
+principle of that Constitution, was the Bill of Rights--that Bill of
+Rights, drawn by George Mason, you, gentlemen, in your Constitution of
+New York, from your first Constitution to your last, have adopted. So
+when you expatiate upon the merits of written-over prescriptive
+constitutions, and with such eloquence and convincing force, I beg you
+to remember that this now forlorn and bereaved Commonwealth was the
+first people on earth that ever promulgated a formal, complete, written
+Constitution, dividing the functions of government in separate
+departments and reposing it for its authority upon the will of the
+people. Jefferson gave you the Declaration of Independence in pursuance
+of a resolution adopted by the Legislature of Virginia, instructing the
+delegates in the Continental Congress to propose a Declaration of
+Independence. The first suggestion of your more perfect union came from
+the Legislature of Virginia in January, 1786, and your Federal
+Constitution is construed upon the lines laid down by Edmund Randolph,
+and proposed in the convention as the basis of the Constitution which
+resulted in your now incomparable, as Mr. Gladstone says, incomparable
+instrument of government.
+
+Furthermore, your great Northwest, your States of Ohio and Michigan,
+whose jurisprudence Judge Cooley so signally illustrates, Indiana and
+others, to whom are you indebted that this vast and fertile and glorious
+country is an integral part of our Union? You are indebted to a
+Virginian, to Patrick Henry, then the Governor of Virginia, for the
+expedition to the Northwest headed by George Rogers Clark, as he was
+called, the Hannibal of the New World, who with three hundred untrained
+militia conquered for you that vast domain of the Northwest, which
+Virginia, in her devotion to the Union gave, a free donation with
+magnanimity surpassing that of Lear. She divided her possession with her
+associates, and let me add, it has not been requited with the
+ingratitude of Lear's daughters, for the disposition and the policy of
+this Government toward Virginia at the end of the war, and toward the
+people of the South has been characterized by a magnanimity and clemency
+unparalleled in the history of the world. [Applause.]
+
+You must remember that the war commenced, as you gentlemen believe,
+without provocation; we believe otherwise. This war so commenced,
+costing a million of lives and countless millions of treasure, has not
+been expiated by one drop of retributive blood. [Applause.] You must
+further remember, Mr. Chairman and gentlemen, that at the formation of
+the Constitution every distinguished Virginian was hostile to slavery
+and advocated its abolition. [Applause.] Patrick Henry, George
+Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, all without exception, were
+the enemies of slavery and desired its extinction, and why it was not
+then abolished I leave you gentlemen to determine by consulting history;
+it was certainly not the fault of Virginia.
+
+Now will you pardon me, I have been led into these remarks because you
+did not give me a text, and I had to extemporize one, or rather adopt
+the suggestion of his Excellency, the Governor of this State. Now, here
+we are asked, why did Virginia go into the War of Secession? Let me tell
+you as one who was personally cognizant of the events. Twice Virginia in
+her convention voted against the ordinance of secession, the deliberate
+will of the people of Virginia, expressed under circumstances which did
+not coerce their opinion, was that it was her interest and her duty to
+remain loyal to the Union, but meanwhile a blow was struck at Sumter,
+war, actual war, occurred. What then was the course of Virginia? She
+said to herself, I know I am to be the Flanders of this conflict; I know
+that my fields are to be ravaged and my sons to be slaughtered and my
+homes to be desolated, but war has occurred, the South is my sister and
+I will go with her. It was a magnanimous and it was a disinterested
+resolution, and if her fault was grievous, grievously hath she answered
+it. When this war occurred, she, beyond dispute, occupied the primacy in
+the Union; she is to-day the Niobe of nations, veiled and weeping the
+loss of her sons, her property confiscated and her homes in ashes.
+Perhaps, you may say, the punishment is not disproportionate to her
+trespass, but nevertheless there she is, and I say for her, that
+Virginia is loyal to the Union. [Applause.] And never more, mark what I
+say, never more will you see from Virginia any intimations of hostility
+to the Union; she has weighed the alternative of success, and she sees
+now, every sensible man in the South sees, that the greatest calamity
+that could have befallen the South would have been the ascendency of
+this ill-starred Confederacy. [Applause.] Because that Confederacy
+carried to the utmost extreme, to the _reductio ad absurdum_, the right
+of secession, carried in its bosom the seed of its own destruction, and
+even in the progress of war, welded together as we were under pressure,
+some were so recalcitrant, that the president of the Confederacy
+recommended the suspension of the _habeas corpus_ act for the
+suppression of disaffection, and let me say, rebels as we were, so true
+were we to the traditions of Anglo-Saxon liberty that we never would
+suspend for a moment that sacred sanction of personal freedom.
+[Applause.] And, moreover, we see now, you will be surprised at what I
+say, I voice the sentiment of every reflecting man in Virginia, and
+woman too. We see now that slavery was a material and a moral evil, and
+we exult that the black man is emancipated and stands as our equal under
+the law.
+
+Why didn't we see it before? You know the story of the view of the
+opposite sides of the shield. We had been educated under slavery, our
+preachers had taught us that it had the sanction of the Divine
+Scripture, we never saw any other aspect of the question, but now since
+it is changed, we look at it and we perceive that slavery is not only
+incompatible with the moral principles of government, but is hostile to
+the material interests of the country, and I repeat that to-day, if the
+people of the South were permitted to vote upon the question to
+re-establish African slavery, there would not be a hundred votes in the
+entire South, in favor of reshackling the limbs of the liberated negro.
+
+Gentlemen, that is the attitude of old Virginia, the Old Dominion, as we
+proudly call her, and as such I am sure you will pardon her, because
+when she was in the Union she never failed you in any emergency; when
+you were menaced by the invasion of the British, it was Winfield Scott
+and the Cockade Corps of Virginia that repelled the enemy from your
+shores. Old Virginia has always been true to the Union, if you blot from
+her history that recent episode which I say you have blotted generously
+from your memory, and she from hers; we stand now with you, and I have
+personal testimony of the fact, because coming among you, not only an
+utter stranger, and having against me natural prejudices as a rebel,
+nevertheless, I have been received in the State of New York with nothing
+but courtesy and kindness. Mr. Benjamin, in England, is no parallel
+instance, because he went among a people who sympathized with the
+Rebellion, and who, if they had dared to strike would have taken sides
+with the Rebellion, but I came here to those who naturally would have
+repelled me, but instead of rejecting me, they have kindly taken me to
+the bosom of their hospitalities and have rewarded me infinitely beyond
+my merits; and to them, and especially to my brother lawyers of the
+State of New York, I feel the profoundest gratitude, in attestation of
+which I trust that when I go, my bones may rest under the green sod of
+the Imperial State. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+JOSIAH QUINCY
+
+
+WELCOME TO DICKENS
+
+ [Speech of Josiah Quincy, Jr., at the banquet given by the "Young
+ Men of Boston" at Boston, Mass., February 1, 1842, to Charles
+ Dickens, upon his first visit to America. Mr. Quincy was the
+ President of the evening. About two hundred gentlemen sat at the
+ tables, the brilliant company including George Bancroft, Richard H.
+ Dana, Sr., Richard H. Dana, Jr., Washington Allston, the painter,
+ Oliver Wendell Holmes, George S. Hillard, Josiah Quincy, President
+ of Harvard College, the Governor of the State, the Mayor of the
+ city, and Thomas C. Grattan, the British Consul.]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN:--The occasion that calls us together is almost
+unprecedented in the annals of literature. A young man has crossed the
+ocean, with no hereditary title, no military laurels, no princely
+fortune, and yet his approach is hailed with pleasure by every age and
+condition, and on his arrival he is welcomed as a long-known and highly
+valued friend. How shall we account for this reception? Must we not at
+the first glance conclude with Falstaff, "If the rascal have not given
+me medicines to make me love him, I'll be hanged: it could not be
+else--I have drunk medicines."
+
+But when reflection leads us to the causes of this universal sentiment,
+we cannot but be struck by the power which mind exercises over mind,
+even while we are individually separated by time, space, and other
+conditions of our present being. Why should we not welcome him as a
+friend? Have we not walked with him in every scene of varied life? Have
+we not together investigated, with Mr. Pickwick, the theory of
+Tittlebats? Have we not ridden together to the "Markis of Granby" with
+old Weller on the box, and his son Samivel on the dickey? Have we not
+been rook-shooting with Mr. Winkle, and courting with Mr. Tupman? Have
+we not played cribbage with "the Marchioness," and quaffed the rosy with
+Dick Swiveller? Tell us not of animal magnetism! We, and thousands of
+our countrymen, have for years been eating and talking, riding and
+walking, dancing and sliding, drinking and sleeping, with our
+distinguished guest, and he never knew of the existence of one of us. Is
+it wonderful that we are delighted to see him, and to return in a
+measure his unbounded hospitalities? Boz a stranger! Well may we again
+exclaim, with Sir John Falstaff, "D'ye think we didn't know ye?--We knew
+ye as well as Him that made ye."
+
+But a jovial fellow is not always the dearest friend; and, although the
+pleasure of his society would always recommend the progenitor of Dick
+Swiveller, "the perpetual grand of the glorious Appollers," in a scene
+like this, yet the respect of grave doctors and of fair ladies proves
+that there are higher qualities than those of a pleasant companion to
+recommend and attach them to our distinguished guest. What is the charm
+that unites so many suffrages? It is that in the lightest hours, and in
+the most degraded scenes which he has portrayed, there has been a
+reforming object and a moral tone, not formally thrust into the canvas,
+but infused into the spirit of the picture, with those natural touches
+whose contemplation never tires.
+
+With what a power of delineation have the abuses of his institutions
+been portrayed! How have the poor-house, the jail, the police courts of
+justice, passed before his magic mirror, and displayed to us the petty
+tyranny of the low-minded official, from the magnificent Mr. Bumble, and
+the hard-hearted Mr. Roker, to the authoritative Justice Fang, the
+positive Judge Starleigh! And as we contemplate them, how strongly have
+we realized the time-worn evils of some of the systems they revealed to
+our eyesight, sharpened to detect the deficiencies and malpractices
+under our own.
+
+The genius of chivalry, which had walked with such power among men, was
+exorcised by the pen of Cervantes. He did but clothe it with the name
+and images of Don Quixote de la Mancha and his faithful Squire, and
+ridicule destroyed what argument could not reach.
+
+This power belongs in an eminent degree to some of the personifications
+of our guest. A short time ago it was discovered that a petty tyrant had
+abused the children who had been committed to his care. No long and
+elaborate discussion was needed to arouse the public mind. He was
+pronounced a perfect Squeers, and eloquence could go no further. Happy
+is he who can add a pleasure to the hours of childhood, but far happier
+he who, by fixing the attention of the world on their secret sufferings,
+can protect or deliver them from their power.
+
+But it is not only as a portrayer of public wrongs that we are indebted
+to our friend. What reflecting mind can contemplate some of those
+characters without being made more kind-hearted and charitable? Descend
+with him into the very sink of vice--contemplate the mistress of a
+robber--the victim of a murderer--disgraced without--polluted
+within--and yet when, in better moments, her natural kindness breaks
+through the cloud, then she tells you that no word of counsel, no tone
+of moral teaching, ever fell upon her ear. When she looks forward from a
+life of misery to a death by suicide, you cannot but feel that there is
+no condition so degraded as not to be visited by gleams of a higher
+nature, and rejoice that He alone will judge the sin who knows also the
+temptation. Again, how strongly are the happiness of virtue and the
+misery of vice contrasted. The morning scene of Sir Mulberry Hawk and
+his pupil brings out in strong relief the night scene of Kit Nubbles and
+his mother. The one in affluence and splendor, trying to find an easier
+position for his aching head, surrounded with means and trophies of
+debauchery, and thinking "there would be nothing so snug and comfortable
+as to die at once." The other in the poorest room, earning a precarious
+subsistence by her labors at the wash-tub--ugly, and ignorant, and
+vulgar, surrounded by poverty, with one child in the cradle, and the
+other in the clothes-basket, "whose great round eyes emphatically
+declared that he never meant to go to sleep any more, and thus opened a
+cheerful prospect to his relations and friends"--and yet in this
+situation, with only the comfort that cleanliness and order could
+impart, kindness of heart and the determination to be talkative and
+agreeable throws a halo round the scene, and as we contemplate it we
+cannot but feel that Kit Nubbles attained to the summit of philosophy,
+when he discovered "there was nothing in the way in which he was made
+that called upon him to be a snivelling, solemn, whispering
+chap--sneaking about as if he couldn't help it, and expressing himself
+in a most unpleasant snuffle--but that it was as natural for him to
+laugh as it was for a sheep to bleat, a pig to grunt, or a bird to
+sing."
+
+Or take another example, when wealth is attained, though by different
+means and for different purposes. Ralph Nickleby and Arthur Gride are
+industrious and successful; like the vulture, they are ever soaring over
+the field that they may pounce on the weak and unprotected. Their
+constant employment is grinding the poor and preying upon the rich. What
+is the result? Their homes are cold and cheerless--the blessing of him
+that is ready to perish comes not to them, and they live in wretchedness
+to die in misery. What a contrast have we in the glorious old
+twins--brother Charles and brother Ned. They have never been to school,
+they eat with their knives (as the Yankees are said to do), and yet what
+an elucidation do they present of the truth that it is better to give
+than to receive! They acquire their wealth in the honorable pursuits of
+business. They expend it to promote the happiness of every one within
+their sphere, and their cheerful days and tranquil nights show that
+wealth is a blessing or a curse, as it ministers to the higher or lower
+propensities of our nature.
+
+ "He that hath light within his own clear breast,
+ May sit in the centre and enjoy bright day;
+ But he that hides a dark soul, and foul thoughts,
+ Benighted walks under the mid-day sun;
+ Himself is his own dungeon."
+
+Such men are powerful preachers of the truth that universal benevolence
+is the true panacea of life; and, although it was a pleasant fiction of
+brother Charles, "that Tim Linkinwater was born a hundred and fifty
+years old, and was gradually coming down to five and twenty," yet he who
+habitually cultivates such a sentiment will, as years roll by, attain
+more and more to the spirit of a little child; and the hour will come
+when that principle shall conduct the possessor to immortal happiness
+and eternal youth.
+
+If, then, our guest is called upon to state what are
+
+ "The drugs, the charms,
+ The conjuration and the mighty magic,
+ He's won our daughters with,"
+
+well might he reply, that in endeavoring to relieve the oppressed, to
+elevate the poor, and to instruct and edify those of a happier
+condition, he had only held "the mirror up to Nature. To show virtue her
+own form--scorn her own image." That "this only was the witchcraft he
+had used;" and, did he need proof of this, there are many fair girls on
+both sides of the water who, though they might not repeat the whole of
+Desdemona's speech to a married man, yet could each tell him,
+
+ "That if he had a friend that loved her,
+ He should but teach him how to tell _his stories_,
+ And that would win her."
+
+I would, gentlemen, it were in my power to present, as on the mirror in
+the Arabian tale, the various scenes in our extended country, where the
+master-mind of our guest is at this moment acting. In the empty
+school-room, the boy at his evening task has dropped his grammar, that
+he may roam with Oliver or Nell. The traveller has forgotten the fumes
+of the crowded steamboat, and is far off with our guest, among the green
+valleys and hoary hills of old England. The trapper, beyond the Rocky
+Mountains, has left his lonely tent, and is unroofing the houses in
+London with the more than Mephistopheles at my elbow. And, perhaps, in
+some well-lighted hall, the unbidden tear steals from the father's eye,
+as the exquisite sketch of the poor schoolmaster and his little scholar
+brings back the form of that gifted boy, whose "little hand" worked its
+wonders under his guidance, and who, in the dawning of intellect and
+warm affections, was summoned from the school-room and the play-ground
+forever. Or to some bereaved mother the tender sympathies and womanly
+devotion, the touching purity of little Nell, may call up the form where
+dwelt that harmonious soul, which uniting in itself God's best gifts,
+for a short space shed its celestial light upon her household, and then
+vanishing, "turned all hope into memory."
+
+But it is not to scenes like these that I would now recall you. I would
+that my voice could reach the ear of every admirer of our guest
+throughout the land, that with us they might welcome him, on this, his
+first public appearance to our shores. Like the rushing of many waters,
+the response would come to us from the bleak hills of Canada, from the
+savannas of the South, from the prairies of the West, uniting in an
+"earthquake voice" in the cheers with which we welcome Charles Dickens
+to this new world.
+
+
+
+
+ANDREW V. V. RAYMOND
+
+
+THE DUTCH AS ENEMIES
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Andrew V. V. Raymond at the thirteenth annual
+ dinner of the Holland Society of New York, January 12, 1898. The
+ President, John W. Vrooman, said: "I must now make good a promise,
+ and permit me to illustrate it by a brief story. A minister about
+ to perform the last rites for a dying man, a resident of Kentucky,
+ said to him with solemnity that he hoped he was ready for a better
+ land. The man instantly rallied and cried out, 'Look here, Mr.
+ Minister, there ain't no better land than Kentucky!' To secure the
+ attendance of our genial and eloquent College President I made a
+ promise to him to state publicly at this time that there is no
+ better college in the world than Union College; that there is no
+ better president in the world than the president of old Union; and
+ I may add that there is no better man than my valued friend,
+ President Andrew V. V. Raymond, of Union College, who will respond
+ to the toast: 'The Dutch as Enemies.--Did a person but know the
+ value of an enemy he would purchase him with fine gold.'"]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT:--Ladies--to whom now, as always, I look up for
+inspiration--and gentlemen of the Holland Society, when one has been
+rocked in a Dutch cradle, and baptized with a Dutch name and caressed
+with a Dutch slipper, and nursed on Dutch history, and fed on Dutch
+theology, he is open to accept an invitation from the Holland Society.
+It is now four years since I had the pleasure of speaking my mind freely
+about the Dutch, and in the meantime so much mind--or is it only
+speech--has accumulated that the present opportunity comes very much
+like a merciful interposition of Providence on my behalf. During these
+years my residence has been changed, for whereas I used to live in
+Albany now I live in Schenectady, which is like moving from The Hague to
+Leyden, or in other words, going a little farther into the heart of
+Dutchdom, for nowhere else is Dutch spelled with a larger D than in the
+city of my residence to-day, with Lisha's Kill on one side, and
+Rotterdam on another, and Amsterdam on the third, and a real dyke on the
+fourth, to say nothing of the canal.
+
+You do not remember that speech of mine four years ago for you did not
+hear it. That was not my fault, however, but your misfortune, of course.
+You did not hear it because you were not here. You were asleep in your
+own beds, of course, where Dutchmen always go when they are sleepy,
+which is perhaps the principal reason why they are not caught napping in
+business hours. Unfortunately, however, that speech was printed in full,
+or I might repeat it now. One learns from such little experiences what
+not to do the next time. But if you do not remember the speech, I do--at
+least the subject--which was "The Dutch as Neighbors," and it has seemed
+wise to get as far as possible from that subject to-night lest I might
+be tempted to plagiarize, and so I propose to talk for a moment only
+about "The Dutch as Enemies."
+
+I do not like the first suggestion of this subject any more than do you.
+For to think of a man as an enemy is to think ill of him, and to
+intimate that the Dutchman was not and is not perfect is to intimate
+something which no one here will believe, and which no one certainly
+came to hear. But as a matter of fact, gentlemen, no one can be perfect
+without being an enemy any more than he can be perfect without being a
+friend. The two things are complementary; the one is the reverse side of
+the other. Everything in this universe, except a shadow, has two
+sides--unless, perhaps, it may be a political machine whose
+one-sidedness is so proverbial as to suggest that it also is a thing
+wholly of darkness caused by someone standing in the way of the light.
+The Dutchman, however, is not a shadow of anything or of anybody. You
+can walk around him, and when you do that you find that he has not only
+a kindly face and a warm hand, but something called backbone, and it is
+that of which I am to speak to-night, for it suggests about all that I
+mean by the Dutchman as an enemy.
+
+Some people are enemies, or become enemies, because of their spleen;
+others because of their total depravity; and others still because they
+persist in standing upright when someone wants them to lie down and be
+stepped on. That is the meaning of backbone, in this world of human
+strife, and if, from time to time, it has made an enemy of the
+peace-loving Dutchman, it has been the kind of enmity that has gathered
+to itself not a little gratitude, for after all it is the kind of enmity
+that has made this world more tolerable as a place of temporary abode. If
+no one opposes tyrants and thieves and heretics and franchise-grabbers,
+city lots fall rapidly in price. It is the Dutchman who keeps up the real
+estate market. When I have suggested that it is because of his opposition
+that he is regarded as an enemy, I have come to the heart of all that
+ I propose to say to-night. As a matter of fact, the Dutchman has never
+been very aggressive. He may not be enterprising, but his powers of
+resistance are superb, and as this world wags it is often better to hold
+fast than it is to be fast.
+
+If the Dutchman has not been aggressive, he has certainly been
+steadfast. He has never become an enemy willingly, but always under
+compulsion; willing to let other people alone if they will let him
+alone, and if they will not do that, then he makes them do it. Those
+dykes tell the whole story. The Dutchman did not want the sea--only the
+earth. But when the sea wanted him he took up arms against it. It was so
+with those Roman legions. The Dutchman had no quarrel with Rome until
+Rome wanted to extend its empire that way, and to acquire him and grow
+fat from his tribute money. But the Dutchman had no need of an empire up
+his way, and so kept his tribute money, and sent the eagles home hungry.
+If Spain had not wanted to whip the Dutchman, the Dutchman would not
+have whipped Spain. If England had not wanted a brush with the Dutch,
+that broom would never have been nailed to Tromp's masthead. If Jameson
+had not tried to raid the Dutchman, the Dutchman would not have
+corralled Jameson. From first to last, his battles have been on the
+defensive. He has always been ambitious to be a good friend with the
+latch-string always on the outside, and has only become an enemy when
+somebody has tried to get into his house through the window. That kind
+of enmity hurts no one who does not deserve to be hurt.
+
+As this world goes, it is a great thing to say of a man that he never
+gets down his gun until he sees another gun pointed his way, but it is a
+greater thing to say that when he does see that other gun he does not
+get under the bed, and that is what can be said of the Dutchman more
+than of any other man in the world. He will not run into a fight; he
+will not run away from a fight--in fact he has no reputation whatever as
+a runner in any direction. But he can take a stand, and when the smoke
+has cleared away there he is, still standing. He will not vote himself
+an enemy, but if against his will he is voted an enemy, he accepts the
+election, and discharges the duties of his office with painstaking
+vigilance and care. Now, no one does that, and ever gets re-elected, no
+matter what the office. Such is the world. And so the Dutchman has never
+been voted an enemy twice by the same people. One term of his vigorous
+administration of hostile forces is quite enough, and inasmuch as he
+does not care for the office personally, and takes it only from a sense
+of duty, he never seeks a re-election. He is always ready to step down
+and out, and resume his old occupation of being a good neighbor and a
+peace-loving citizen.
+
+That is perhaps his greatest virtue, and it all grows out of the fact
+that his spirit of antagonism is located in his backbone, leaving his
+heart free. He does not love strife and he does not hate the man with
+whom he fights, and so, in all his battles, he has never been
+vindictive, cruel, merciless. When he has had to fight he has fought
+like a man and a Christian, for righteousness' sake, and not like a
+demon to humiliate and to annihilate his foes. That makes the Dutchman a
+rare kind of enemy, and that, more than anything else, I think, has
+distinguished his enmity through all the years of his history. He has
+gone far toward obeying the precept, "Love your enemies, and bless them
+that curse you." If he has not been able to keep men from hating him,
+and cursing him, and persecuting him, he has been able to keep himself
+from hating and cursing and persecuting in return; and so, while he is
+one of the greatest of military heroes in history, he is also one of the
+greatest of moral heroes, and that is a greater honor, inasmuch as "He
+that ruleth his own spirit is greater than he that taketh a city."
+
+I do not claim all glory for the Dutch. It is not given to any one
+nation to monopolize virtue. I only assert that the Dutchman's virtue is
+of a peculiarly exalted type. The Englishman's virtue is just as real,
+only another kind of virtue. If the Dutchman's spirit of hostility or of
+antagonism resides in his backbone, the Englishman's spirit of hostility
+or antagonism resides in his breastbone. That makes all the difference
+between them. The Englishman fights, but he fights aggressively. And as
+the heart lies back of the breastbone it never gets into his fighting.
+He neither loves his enemies nor hates them. He simply loves England. If
+it has been the mission of the Dutch to keep, it has been the mission of
+the English to get, and in the getting he has had to do a world of
+fighting.
+
+It comes with ill grace from us, however, to condemn the Englishman when
+to-day Uncle Sam is standing on the Pacific Slope expanding his chest
+toward Hawaii. But if we cannot condemn with good grace, there is no
+need to praise English aggressiveness and acquisitiveness overmuch; what
+we do need to praise and cultivate is the Dutch virtue of holding fast
+our own. We have institutions and principles, rights and privileges, in
+this country which are constantly attacked, and the need of America is
+that the backbone which the Dutch have given to this country should
+assert itself. Hospitality loses its virtue when it means the
+destruction of the Lares and Penates of our own firesides. When a guest
+insists on sitting at the head of the table, then it is time for the
+host to become _hostis_. What America needs in this new year of grace is
+not less hospitality toward friends but more hostility toward intruders.
+
+The spirit of this age is iconoclastic. It seeks to destroy sacred
+memorials, hallowed associations, holy shrines, everything that tells of
+the faith and the worship of a God-fearing past. The spirit of the age
+is irreverent, destructive, faithless. Against this and all despoiling
+forces we as patriots are called to arms. For what does America stand?
+What are the truths that have gone into her blood and made her strong
+and beautiful and dominant? The divineness of human rights, the claims
+of men superior to the claims of property; popular government--not an
+oligarchy; popular government--not a dictatorship; the sacredness of
+the home, the holiness of the sanctuary, faith in humanity, faith in
+God. These have made America, and without these there can be no America.
+And because they are attacked, gentlemen, the need of the hour is a
+patriotism that shall breathe forth the spirit of the people who above
+all others in history have known how to keep their land, their honor,
+and their faith. The mission of little Holland will never be ended so
+long as America needs the inspiration of her glorious example, and the
+devoted citizenship of her loving sons.
+
+
+
+
+OPIE P. READ
+
+
+MODERN FICTION
+
+ [Speech of Opie P. Read at the eighty-second dinner of the Sunset
+ Club, Chicago, Ill., January 31, 1895. The general subject of the
+ evening's discussion was "The Tendency and Influence of Modern
+ Fiction." The chairman of the evening, Arthur W. Underwood, said in
+ introducing Mr. Read, "It is very seldom that the Sunset Club
+ discharges its speakers in batteries of four, but something is due
+ to the speakers. Four barrels is a light load, I am told, for a
+ Kentucky colonel, and I have the pleasure of introducing the
+ original 'Kentucky Colonel,' Mr. Opie P. Read."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--The drift of latter-day fiction
+is largely shown by the department store. The selling of books by the
+ton proves a return to the extremes of romanticism. People do not jostle
+one another in their eagerness to secure even a semblance of the truth.
+The taste of to-day is a strong appetite for sadism; and a novel to be
+successful must bear the stamp of society rather than the approval of
+the critic. The reader has gone slumming, and must be shocked in order
+to be amused. Reviewers tell us of a revolt against realism, that we no
+longer fawn upon a dull truth, that we crave gauze rather than
+substance. In fact, realism was never a fad. Truth has never been
+fashionable; no society takes up philosophy as an amusement.
+
+But after all, popular taste does not make a literature. Strength does
+not meet with immediate recognition; originality is more often condemned
+than praised. The intense book often dies with one reading, its story is
+a wild pigeon of the mind, and sails away to be soon forgotten; but the
+novel in which there is even one real character, one man of the soil,
+remains with us as a friend. In the minds of thinking people, realism
+cannot be supplanted. But by realism, I do not mean the commonplace
+details of an uninteresting household, nor the hired man with mud on his
+cowhide boots, nor the whining farmer who sits with his feet on the
+kitchen-stove, but the glory that we find in nature and the grandeur
+that we find in man, his bravery, his honor, his self-sacrifice, his
+virtue. Realism does not mean the unattractive. A rose is as real as a
+toad. And a realistic novel of the days of Cćsar would be worth more
+than Plutarch's Lives.
+
+Every age sees a literary revolution, but out of that revolution there
+may come no great work of art. The best fiction is the unconscious grace
+of a cultivated mind, a catching of the quaint humor of men, a soft look
+of mercy, a sympathetic tear. And this sort of a book may be neglected
+for years, no busy critic may speak a word in its behalf, but there
+comes a time when by the merest accident a great mind finds it and
+flashes its genius back upon the cloud that has hidden it.
+
+Yes, there is a return to romanticism, if indeed there was ever a turn
+from it. The well-told story has ever found admirers. To the world all
+the stories have not been told. The stars show no age, and the sun was
+as bright yesterday as it was the morning after creation. But a simple
+story without character is not the highest form of fiction. It is a
+story that may become a fad, if it be shocking enough, if it has in it
+the thrill of delicious wickedness, but it cannot live. The literary
+lion of to-day may be the literary ass of to-morrow, but the ass has his
+bin full of oats and cannot complain.
+
+One very striking literary tendency of to-day is the worship of the
+English author in America and the hissing of the American author in
+London. And this proves that American literature is scarcely more
+popular in England than it is at home. But may not American publishers
+after awhile take up a London hissing and use it as an advertisement.
+Hissing is surely a recognition, and proves that an author has not been
+wholly neglected.
+
+The novel, whether it be of classic form or of faddish type, makes a
+mark upon the mind of the public. Fiction is a necessary element of
+modern education. A man may be a successful physician or a noted lawyer
+without having read a novel; but he could not be regarded as a man of
+refined culture. A novel is an intellectual luxury, and in the luxuries
+of a country we find the refinements of the nation. It was not invention
+but fancy that made Greece great. A novel-reading nation is a
+progressive nation. At one time the most successful publication in this
+country was a weekly paper filled with graceless sensationalism, and it
+was not the pulpit nor the lecture-platform that took hold of the public
+taste and lifted it above this trash--it was the publication in cheap
+form of the English classics. And when the mind of the masses had been
+thus improved, the magazine became a success.
+
+One slow but unmistakable drift of fiction is toward the short story,
+and the carefully edited newspaper may hold the fiction of the future.
+
+
+
+
+WHITELAW REID
+
+
+THE PRESS--RIGHT OR WRONG
+
+ [Speech of Whitelaw Reid at the 108th annual banquet of the Chamber
+ of Commerce of the State of New York, May 4, 1876. Samuel D.
+ Babcock, President of the Chamber, was in the chair, and proposed
+ the following toast, to which Mr. Reid was called upon for a
+ response: "The Press--right or wrong; when right, to be kept right;
+ when wrong, to be set right."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT:--Lastly, Satan came also, the printer's, if not
+the public's devil, _in propria persona_! [Laughter.] The rest of you
+gentlemen have better provided for yourselves. Even the Chamber of
+Commerce took the benefit of clergy. The Presidential candidates and the
+representatives of the Administration and the leading statesmen who
+throng your hospitable board, all put forward as their counsel the
+Attorney-General [Alphonso Taft] of the United States. And, as one of
+his old clients at my left said a moment ago, "a precious dear old
+counsel he was." [Laughter.]
+
+The Press is without clergymen or counsel; and you doubtless wish it
+were also without voice. At this hour none of you have the least desire
+to hear anything or to say anything about the press. There are a number
+of very able gentlemen who were ranged along that platform--I utterly
+refuse to say whether I refer to Presidential candidates or not--but
+there were a number of very able gentlemen who were ranged along that
+table, who are very much more anxious to know what the press to-morrow
+morning will have to say about them [laughter], and I know it because I
+saw the care with which they handed up to the reporters the manuscript
+copies of their entirely unprepared and extempore remarks. [Laughter.]
+
+Gentlemen, the press is a mild-spoken and truly modest institution which
+never chants its own praises. Unlike Walt Whitman, it never celebrates
+itself. Even if it did become me--one of the youngest of its conductors
+in New York--to undertake at this late hour to inflict upon you its
+eulogy, there are two circumstances which might well make me pause. It
+is an absurdity for me--an absurdity, indeed, for any of us--to assume
+to speak for the press of New York at a table where William Cullen
+Bryant sits silent. Besides, I have been reminded since I came here, by
+Dr. Chapin, that the pithiest eulogy ever pronounced upon the first
+editor of America, was pronounced in this very room and from that very
+platform by the man who at that time was the first of living editors in
+this country, when he said that he honored the memory of Benjamin
+Franklin because he was a journeyman printer who did not drink, a
+philosopher who wrote common sense, and an office-holder who did not
+steal. [Applause.]
+
+One word only of any seriousness about your toast; it says: "The
+Press--right or wrong; when right, to be kept right; when wrong, to be
+set right." Gentlemen, this is your affair. A stream will not rise
+higher than its fountain. The Hudson River will not flow backward over
+the Adirondacks. The press of New York is fed and sustained by the
+commerce of New York, and the press of New York to-day, bad as it is in
+many respects--and I take my full share of the blame it fairly
+deserves--is just what the merchants of New York choose to have it. If
+you want it better, you can make it better. So long as you are satisfied
+with it as it is, sustain it as it is, take it into your families and
+into your counting-rooms as it is, and encourage it as it is, it will
+remain what it is.
+
+If, for instance, the venerable leader of your Bar, conspicuous through
+a long life for the practice of every virtue that adorns his profession
+and his race, is met on his return from the very jaws of the grave, as
+he re-enters the Court-room to undertake again the gratuitous
+championship of your cause against thieves who robbed you, with the
+slander that he is himself a thief of the meanest kind, a robber of
+defenceless women--I say if such a man is subject to persistent
+repetition of such a calumny in the very city he has honored and
+served, and at the very end and crown of his life, it is because you do
+not choose to object to it and make your objection felt. A score of
+similar instances will readily occur to anyone who runs over in his
+memory the course of our municipal history for the last dozen years, but
+there is no time to repeat or even to refer to them here.
+
+And so, Mr. President, because this throng of gentlemen, gathered about
+the doors, pay me the too great compliment by remaining standing to
+listen when they have started to go home--let me come back to the text
+you gave me, and the sentiment with which we began: "The Press--right or
+wrong; when right, to be kept right; when wrong, to be set right."
+[Applause.] The task in either case is to be performed by the merchants
+of New York, who have the power to do it and only need resolve that they
+will.
+
+I congratulate you, gentlemen, on the continued attractions of the
+annual entertainment you offer us; above all, I congratulate you on
+having given us the great pleasure of meeting once more and seeing
+seated together at your table the first four citizens of the metropolis
+of the Empire State: Charles O'Conor, Peter Cooper, William Cullen
+Bryant, and John A. Dix. I thank you for the courtesy of your
+remembrance of the Press; and so to one and all, good-night. [Applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+GLADSTONE, ENGLAND'S GREATEST LEADER
+
+ [Speech of Whitelaw Reid at a dinner given by the Irish-Americans
+ to Justin McCarthy, New York City, October 2, 1886. Judge Edward
+ Browne presided. Mr. Reid was called upon to speak to the toast,
+ "Gladstone, England's Greatest Leader."]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN:--I am pleased to see that since this toast was sent
+me by your committee, it has been proof-read. As it came to me, it
+describes Mr. Gladstone as England's greatest Liberal leader. I thought
+you might well say that and more. It delights me to find that you have
+said more--that you have justly described him as England's greatest
+leader. ["Hear! Hear!"] I do not forget that other, always remembered
+when Gladstone is mentioned, who educated his party till it captured
+its opponents' place by first disguising and then adopting their
+measures. That was in its way as brilliant party leadership as the
+century has seen, and it placed an alien adventurer in the British
+peerage and enshrined his name in the grateful memory of a great party
+that vainly looks for Disraeli's successor. [Applause.] I do not forget
+a younger statesman, never to be forgotten henceforth by Irishmen, who
+revived an impoverished and exhausted people, stilled their dissensions,
+harmonized their conflicting plans, consolidated their chaotic forces,
+conducted a peaceful Parliamentary struggle in their behalf with
+incomparable pertinacity, coolness, and resources; and through storms
+and rough weather has held steadily on till even his enemies see now, in
+the very flush of their own temporary success, that in the end the
+victory of Parnell is sure. [Loud applause.] Great leaders both; great
+historic figures whom our grandchildren will study and analyze and
+admire.
+
+But this man whom your toast honors, after a career that might have
+filled any man's ambition, became the head of the Empire whose mourning
+drum-beat heralds the rising sun on its journey round the world. That
+place he risked and lost, and risked again to give to an ill-treated
+powerless section of the Empire, not even friendly to his sway, Church
+Reform, Educational Reform, Land Reform, Liberty! [Cheers.] It was no
+sudden impulse and it is no short or recent record. It is more than
+seventeen years since Mr. Gladstone secured for Ireland the boon of
+disestablishment. It is nearly as long since he carried the first bill
+recognizing and seriously endeavoring to remedy the evils of Irish land
+tenure.
+
+He has rarely been able to advance as rapidly or as far as he wished;
+and more than once he has gone by a way that few of us liked. But if he
+was not always right, he has been courageous enough to set himself
+right. If he made a mistake in our affairs when he said Jefferson Davis
+had founded a nation, he offered reparation when he secured the Geneva
+Arbitration, and loyally paid its award. If he made a mistake in Irish
+affairs in early attempts at an unwise coercion he more than made amends
+when he led that recent magnificent struggle in Parliament and before
+the English people, which ended in a defeat, it is true, but a defeat
+more brilliant than many victories and more hopeful for Ireland.
+[Applause.]
+
+And over what a length of road has he led the English people! From
+rotten boroughs to household suffrage; from a government of classes to a
+government more truly popular than any other in the world outside of
+Switzerland and the United States. Then consider the advance on Irish
+questions. From the iniquitous burden of a gigantic and extravagant
+church establishment, imposed upon the people of whom seven-eighths were
+of hostile faith, to disestablishment; from the principle stated by Lord
+Palmerston with brutal frankness that "tenant-right is landlord's
+wrong," to judicial rents and the near prospect of tenant ownership on
+fair terms; from the arbitrary arrests of Irish leaders to the alliance
+of the Prime Minister and ruling party with the prisoner of Kilmainham
+Jail! [Loud cheers.] It has been no holiday parade, the leadership on a
+march like that. Long ago Mr. Disraeli flung at him the exultant taunt
+that the English people had had enough of his policy of confiscation;
+and so it proved for a time, for Mr. Disraeli turned him out. But Mr.
+Gladstone knew far better than his great rival did the deep and secret
+springs of English action, and he never judged from the temper of the
+House or a tour of the London drawing-rooms. Society, indeed, always
+disapproved of him, as it did of those kindred spirits, the anti-slavery
+leaders of American politics. But the frowns of Fifth Avenue and Beacon
+Street have not dimmed the fame of Sumner and Chase; of Seward and
+Lincoln [a voice: "And of Wendell Phillips." Cheers]; nor does Belgravia
+control the future of Mr. Gladstone's career any more than it has been
+able to hinder his past.
+
+More than any other statesman of his epoch, he has combined practical
+skill in the conduct of politics with a steadfast appeal to the highest
+moral considerations. To a leader of that sort defeats are only
+stepping-stones, and the end is not in doubt. A phrase once famous among
+us has sometimes seemed to me fit for English use about Ireland. A great
+man, a very great man, whose name sheds lasting honor upon our city said
+in an impulsive moment--that he "never wanted to live in a country where
+the one-half was pinned to the other by bayonets." If Mr. Gladstone
+ever believed in thus fastening Ireland to England, he has learned a
+more excellent way. Like Greeley he would no doubt at the last fight, if
+need be, for the territorial integrity of his country. But he has
+learned the lesson Charles James Fox taught nearly a hundred years
+before: "The more Ireland is under Irish Government, the more she will
+be bound to English interests." That precept he has been trying to
+reduce to practice. God grant the old statesman life and light to see
+the sure end of the work he has begun! [Loud applause.]
+
+I must not sit down without a word more to express the personal
+gratification I feel in seeing an old comrade here as your guest. Twelve
+or fourteen years ago he did me the honor to fill for a time an
+important place on the staff of my newspaper. With what skill and power
+he did his work; with what readiness and ample store of information you
+need not be told, for the anonymous editorial writer of those days is
+now known to the English-speaking world as the brilliant historian of
+"Our Own Times." Those of us who knew him then have seen his sacrifice
+of private interests and personal tastes for the stormy life of an Irish
+member of Parliament, and have followed with equal interest and
+admiration his bold yet prudent and high-minded Parliamentary career. He
+has done all that an Irishman ought for his country; he has done it with
+as little sympathy or encouragement for the policy of dynamite and
+assassination in England as we have had for bomb-throwing in Chicago.
+[Loud and prolonged applause.]
+
+
+
+
+W. L. ROBBINS
+
+
+THE PULPIT AND THE BAR
+
+[Speech of Rev. W. L. Robbins at the annual dinner of the New York State
+Bar Association, given in the City of Albany, N. Y., January 20, 1891,
+in response to the sentiment, "The Relation of the Pulpit to the Bar."
+Matthew Hale presided.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--I am so dazed at the temerity
+which has ventured to put so soporific a subject as "The Pulpit" at so
+late an hour in the evening, that I can only conceive of but one merit
+in any response to the present toast, and that is brevity. I had always
+supposed that the pulpit was "sleepy" enough in its effect upon men in
+the early hours of the day, at least that was my conclusion, in so far
+as it has been my privilege to see men present, at pulpit ministrations,
+leaving us as they do for the most part to preach to women and children.
+Shall I confess that the feeling came over me during the first part of
+the evening that I was rather out of place among so many laymen, alone
+as a representative of the clergy; but later, I found confidence through
+a sense of kinship in suffering, for is it not true that we represent
+two of the best abused professions in the world? I do not mean by that,
+abuse _ab extra_. I am told indeed, occasionally, that the pulpit is
+effete, that its place has been filled by the press and lecture
+platform, that there is no further use for it. But I do not know that I
+have heard abuse _ab extra_ of the Bar, unless some ill-natured person
+should read it into the broad Scotch pronunciation of an old friend of
+mine who used to say to me, "Ah, the lieyers, the lieyers."
+
+But what we must needs guard against is abuse from within. In the first
+place we are a good deal given to self-congratulation. I use the first
+person plural and not the second person; I remember a friend of mine, a
+distinguished clergyman in Boston, an Englishman, who once ventured to
+preach upon political corruption in the municipal government, and the
+next day he had the audacity to drop into the office of one of the
+business men of his congregation and say, "What did you think of that
+sermon?"--a very dangerous question, by the way, always to ask--and the
+reply came promptly, "You had better go and be naturalized so that you
+can say 'we sinners,' instead of 'you sinners.'" [Laughter.] Since that
+time, from the pulpit or from any other place, I have hesitated to say,
+"You sinners," and I will promise to say "we sinners" to-night.
+
+But truly the pulpit and the Bar, in their ideal, are, as it were, "the
+voice of one crying in the wilderness," a witness to the eternal truth.
+Are they not? The pulpit is sent forth to herald the love of God, and
+the Bar is sent forth to herald the justice of God; but they don't
+always succeed. I can speak from experience for the pulpit, that the
+position of authority, the claim of a divine mission, is often turned
+into the excuse for the airing of a man's individual fads, and is naught
+but a cloak for pretentious ignorance. [Applause.] And for the Bar, I
+wonder if I might venture to quote the definition of legal practice
+which was given me the other night, apropos of this toast, by a
+distinguished representative of the New York Bar Association, that it
+was "a clever device for frustrating justice, and getting money into the
+lawyer's pocket." [Laughter.] But if it be true that we have a mission,
+it is equally true that we must join hands if we are going to accomplish
+that mission. I am tired of hearing about the Pulpit as the voice of the
+public conscience. I do not know why the Bar should not be the voice of
+the public conscience quite as much as the Pulpit. If there are laws on
+the statute book that are not obeyed, I don't know why the clergy should
+make public protest rather than the lawyers, who are representatives of
+the law. [Applause.] And if principles of our Constitution are being
+subtly invaded to-day under the mask, for instance, of State subsidies
+or national subsidies to sectarian institutions either of learning or of
+charity, I don't know why the first voice of warning should come from
+the Pulpit rather than from the Bar. Indeed, when the clergy initiate
+reforming movements it always seems to me as though there is need of
+rather more ballast in the boat, need of one of those great wheels which
+act as a check on the machinery in an engine; and the best fly-wheel is
+the layman. The tendency, you know, of the Pulpit is toward an
+unpractical sort of idealism. Its theories are all very good, but my
+professor in physics used to tell me that the best mathematical theory
+is put out of gear by friction when you come to illustrate it in
+practical physics, and so with even the best kind of theoretical
+philanthropy. The theoretical solution of the problems, social and
+economic, which confront us is put "out of gear" by facts, about which,
+alas, the clergy are not as careful as they are about their theory; and,
+therefore, I plead for a lay enthusiasm. But surely there is no better
+lay element than the legal to act as ballast for the clergy in pleading
+the cause of philanthropy and piety and righteousness.
+
+Then I would suggest first of all, that the Pulpit needs to leave the A,
+B, C's of morality, about which it has been pottering so long, and begin
+to spell words and sometimes have a reading lesson in morals. That is,
+that it should apply its principles to practical living issues and
+questions of the day. And I plead to the lawyers to come out once in
+awhile from the technicalities of practice, and from their worship of
+cleverness and success, and look to the mission which is laid on them,
+namely, to bear witness to justice and righteousness. [Applause.] My
+toast would be "Common sense in the Pulpit and a love of righteousness
+at the Bar."
+
+
+
+
+JAMES JEFFREY ROCHE
+
+
+THE PRESS
+
+[Speech of James Jeffrey Roche at the banquet of the Friendly Sons of
+St. Patrick, New York City, March 17, 1894. John D. Crimmins presided.
+Mr. Roche, as editor of the "Boston Pilot," responded for "The Press."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE FRIENDLY SONS OF ST.
+PATRICK:--I am deeply sensible of the honor you have done me in
+inviting me to respond to the toast which has just been read.
+
+The virtues of the Press are so many and so self-evident that they
+scarcely need a eulogist. Even the newspapers recognize and admit them.
+If you had asked a New York journalist to sing the praises of his craft,
+his native and professional modesty would have embarrassed his voice. If
+you had asked a Chicagoan, the honorable chairman would have been
+compelled to resort to cloture before the orator got through. If you had
+asked a Philadelphian, he would have been in bed by this hour.
+
+Therefore, you wisely went to the city which not only produces all the
+virtues--but puts them up in cans, for export to all the world. We do
+not claim to know everything, in Boston--but we do know where to find
+it. We have an excellent newspaper press, daily and weekly, and should
+either or both ever, by any chance, fail to know anything--past,
+present, or to come--we have a Monday Lectureship, beside which the
+Oracle of Delphi was a last year's almanac. [Applause.]
+
+I met a man, on the train, yesterday--a New York man (he said he
+was)--of very agreeable manners. He told me what his business was, and
+when I told him my business in New York, he surprised me by asking:
+"What are you going to say to them in your speech that will be real
+sassy, and calculated to make all their pet corns ache?" I told him I
+did not know what he meant, that of course I should say nothing but the
+most pleasant things I could think of; that, in fact, I intended to read
+my speech, lest, in the agitation of the moment, I might overlook some
+complimentary impromptu little touch. Then he laughed and said: "Why,
+that isn't the way to do at all--in New York. It is easy to see you are
+a stranger, and don't read the papers. The correct thing nowadays is for
+the guest to criticise his entertainers. Mayor So-and-So always does it.
+And only last year--it was at an Irish banquet, too--the speaker of the
+evening, a Down-Easter like yourself, just spilled boiling vitriol over
+the whole company, and rubbed it in."
+
+I told him I didn't believe that story, and asked him to tell me the
+gentleman's name. And he only answered me, evasively: "I didn't say he
+was a gentleman."
+
+I trust I know better than to say anything uncomplimentary about the
+Press of New York, which compiles, or constructs, news for the whole
+Continent, not only before our slower communities have heard of the
+things chronicled, but often, with commendable enterprise, before they
+have happened.
+
+I admire the Press of New York. There are a great many Boston men on it,
+and I have no mission to reform it. In New York, when you have a surplus
+of journalistic talent, you export it to London, where it is out of
+place--some of it. The feverish race for priority, which kills off so
+many American journalists, sometimes, it would seem, almost before their
+time (but that is a matter of opinion), is unknown in London. A man who
+reads the "London Times," regularly and conscientiously, is guaranteed
+forever against insomnia. London "Punch" is a paper which the severest
+ascetic may read, all through Lent, without danger to his sobriety of
+soul.
+
+London gets even with you, too. You send her an Astor, and she
+retaliates with a Stead. We ought to deal gently with Mr. Stead; for he
+says that we are all children of the one "Anglo-Saxon" family--without
+regard to race, color, or previous condition of servitude. He avers that
+England looks upon America as a brother, and that may be so. It is not
+easy, at this distance of time, to know just how Romulus looked upon
+Remus, how Esau looked upon Jacob, how Cain looked upon Abel--but I have
+no doubt that it was in about the same light that England looks upon
+America--fraternally! But she ought not to afflict us with Mr. Stead. We
+have enough to bear without him.
+
+We know that the Press has its faults and its weaknesses. We can see
+them every day, in our miserable contemporaries, and we do not shirk the
+painful duty of pointing them out. We know that it has also virtues,
+manifold, and we do not deny them, when an appreciative audience
+compliments us upon them. A conscientious journalist never shrinks from
+the truth, even when it does violence to his modesty. In fact, he tells
+the truth under all circumstances, or nearly all. If driven to the
+painful alternative of choosing between that which is new and that which
+is true, he wisely decides that "truth" is mighty, and will prevail,
+whereas news won't keep. Nevertheless, it is a safe rule not to believe
+everything that you see in the papers. Advertisers are human, and liable
+to err.
+
+Lamartine predicted, long ago, that before the end of the present
+century the Press would be the whole literature of the world. His
+prediction is almost verified already. The multiplication and the
+magnitude of newspapers present, not a literary, but an economic
+problem. The Sunday paper alone has grown, within a decade, from a
+modest quarto to a volume of 48, 60, 96, 120 pages, with the stream
+steadily rising and threatening the levees on both banks. At a similar
+rate of expansion in the next ten years, it will be made up of not less
+than 1,000 pages, and the man who undertakes to read it will be liable
+to miss First Mass.
+
+The thoughtful provision of giving away a "farm coupon" with every
+number may avert trouble for a time, but it will be only for a time. The
+reader will need a farm, on which to spread out and peruse his purchase;
+but the world is small, and land has not the self-inflating quality of
+paper.
+
+But to speak more seriously: Is modern journalism, then, nothing but a
+reflection of the frivolity of the day, of the passing love of
+notoriety? I say no! I believe that the day of sensational journalism,
+of the blanket sheet and the fearful woodcut, is already passing away.
+Quantity cannot forever overcome quality, in that or any other field.
+When we think of the men who have done honor to the newspaper
+profession, we do not think so proudly of this or that one who "scooped"
+his contemporaries with the first, or "exclusive," report of a murder or
+a hanging, but of men like the late George W. Childs, whom all true
+journalists honor and lament.
+
+We think of the heroes of the pen, who carried their lives in their
+hands as they went into strange, savage countries, pioneers of
+civilization. It would be invidious to mention names, where the roll is
+so long and glorious; but I think, at the moment, of O'Donovan, Forbes,
+Stanley, Burnaby, Collins, and our own Irish-American, MacGahan, the
+great-hearted correspondent, who changed the political map of Eastern
+Europe by exposing the Bulgarian atrocities. The instinct which impelled
+those men was the same which impelled Columbus.
+
+I think, in another field, of the noblest man I have ever known, the
+truest, most chivalrous gentleman, a newspaper man, an editor--I am
+proud to say, an Irish-American editor--the memory of whose honored
+name, I well know, is the only excuse for my being here to-night--John
+Boyle O'Reilly! You have honored his name more than once here to-night,
+and in honoring him you honor the profession which he so adorned.
+
+
+
+
+D. B. ST. JOHN ROOSA
+
+
+THE SALT OF THE EARTH
+
+ [Speech of Dr. D. B. St. John Roosa, as President of the Holland
+ Society of New York, at the eleventh annual dinner of the Society,
+ New York City, January 15, 1896.]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN, MEMBERS OF THE HOLLAND SOCIETY, AND OUR HONORED GUESTS:--My
+first duty is to welcome to our Board the representatives of the various
+societies who honor us by their presence: St. George's, St. Nicholas,
+New England, St. Andrew's, Colonial Order, and Colonial Wars, Southern
+Society, the Holland Society welcomes you most heartily. I ought to say
+that the Holland Society, as at present constituted, could run a Police
+Board [applause], furnish the Mayors for two cities, and judges to
+order, to decide on any kind of a case. As a matter of fact, when they
+get hard up down-town for a judge, they just send up to the man who
+happens to be President of the Holland Society and say "Now we want a
+judge," and we send Van Hoesen, Beekman, Truax, or Van Wyck. [Applause.]
+They are all right. They are Dutch, and they will do. [Laughter.] All
+the people say it does not make any difference about their politics, so
+long as the blood is right.
+
+Now, gentlemen, seriously, I thank you very sincerely for the honor
+which you have conferred upon me--and which I was not able, on account
+of circumstances entirely beyond my control, to acknowledge at the
+annual meeting of the Society--in making me your President. I do not
+think there is any honor in the world that compares with it, and if you
+think over the names of the Presidents of this Society you may imagine
+that a doctor, especially knowing what the Dutch in South Africa think
+of doctors just now [laughter and applause], would have a mighty slim
+chance to come in against a Van Vorst, a Roosevelt, a Van Hoesen, a
+Beekman, a Van Wyck, or a Van Norden. But my name is not Jameson.
+[Laughter.]
+
+Gentlemen, there seems to be an impression that the Holland Society,
+because it does not have a Club-house--and it may have a Club-house,
+that remains for you to decide; and because it does not have a great
+many other things, has no reason for its existence. But, gentlemen,
+there is one sufficient reason for the existence of the Hollanders in a
+Society. We have eight hundred and forty members, and each one of us has
+a function--to teach our neighboring Yankees just exactly what we are,
+whence we came, and where we mean to go. [Laughter and applause.] The
+colossal ignorance of the ordinary New Englander [laughter and
+applause]--I mean in regard to the Dutch [laughter]--is something that I
+would delineate were it not for the presence of the President of the
+Mayflower Society. [Renewed laughter.] Why, it was only the other night
+that at one of these entertainments when I was representing you and
+doing the best I could with my medal and my ribbon, that a friend came
+up to me and said: "You belong to the Holland Society, don't you?" I
+said, "Yes." "Well," he said, "you Dutch did lick us on the Excise
+question, didn't you?" [Great laughter and applause.] Now what are you
+going to do with a people like that? We got the credit of that thing,
+anyhow. [Renewed laughter.] There is a Governor of Connecticut here
+to-night [P. C. Lounsbury], and I was going to say something about
+Governors of Connecticut of years and years ago. A man could not
+properly relate the history of New Amsterdam without remarking on the
+Governors of Connecticut, but out of respect to the distinguished
+gentleman, whom we all delight to honor, I shall draw it very mild. I
+shall only tell one or two things that those Governors of Connecticut
+used to do. There was one of them, I have forgotten his name and I am
+glad I have [laughter], who used to say in all his letters to his
+subordinates when they were pushing us to the wall and getting the
+English over to help them push: "Don't you say anything to those people,
+don't you talk to those people, but always keep crowding the Dutch."
+[Laughter.] That is what a Connecticut Governor gave as official advice
+years ago. And they did crowd us. But Governor Lounsbury told me that
+if they really had their rights Manhattan Island would belong to
+Connecticut. So you see they are crowding the Dutch still. [Laughter.]
+
+Now, every once in a while, one of these New Englanders that owns the
+earth, especially that little stone portion called Plymouth Rock, which
+we never begrudged them, gets up at a great dinner and reads a fine
+speech and talks about civil and religious liberty which the Puritan
+came over to cause to flourish. Why, the poor Puritan did not know any
+more about religious liberty than an ordinary horse does about
+astronomy. What the Puritan came over here for, was to get a place to do
+what he liked, in his own way, without interference from anybody else,
+with power to keep everybody out that wanted to do anything the least
+bit different from his way. [Great laughter and applause. A voice--"I'm
+glad I voted for you."] I never can get elected from New England.
+
+I want to tell you just a thing or two about this business. The Dutch
+tried very hard to teach them civil and religious liberty before they
+came over, and then they put the Yankees in a ship and sent them over
+from Leyden and Delfshaven, saying: "It is utterly useless; we cannot
+teach you." [Great laughter.] But we came over to New Amsterdam and we
+had free schools in New York until the English took the city by
+treachery when there was only Peter Stuyvesant to fire one gun against
+the invaders, and then they abolished free schools and had their church
+ones, and they are fighting over that question in England now. Free
+schools! New York established them when we were free again, years and
+years afterwards, but they are an invention of the Dutch.
+
+Civil and religious liberty! it was born in Holland, it was nourished by
+the valor of the Beggars of the Sea, and finally it began to grow into
+the minds of the peoples of the earth, that it was not only right to
+enjoy your own religion, but it was also right to let your neighbor
+enjoy his. [Applause.]
+
+Then there is another story, that the English conquered Manhattan
+Island, and that we are here by the grace of any people on earth except
+our own. That is another mistake. Just read Theodore Roosevelt's "Rise
+of New York." [Great laughter.] Now I am going to tell you this story
+because you must go up to Ulster County and up to Dutchess and Albany
+Counties, and you must tell every Yankee you meet the truth about this,
+and not let him talk any more about the English having subjugated the
+Dutch.
+
+It is true the English captured Manhattan Island, but nine years
+afterwards Admiral Evertsen and another Admiral whose name escapes me,
+came up the harbor in two frigates with guns well shotted, got beyond
+Staten Island, and gave the military authorities of New York notice that
+they were going to take that town, and granted them thirty minutes to
+make up their minds whether they would give it up or not. When the
+thirty minutes elapsed, six hundred Dutch troops were landed just back
+of where Trinity Church now is, and New York became New Amsterdam again.
+Then how did we lose it? Because the Dutch States-General, which did not
+know enough, in deciding between New York and Surinam, to choose New
+York, took Surinam, and they have been wishing ever since they never had
+been born. Now talk about anybody conquering the Dutch! We generally get
+there. They sometimes say: "That is all very well, they were very brave
+people and all that, but they don't do anything now." Waterloo, Van
+Speyk, Majuba Hill, and the Boers of the Transvaal show what their
+courage has been in the later generations. What are the Dutch? Why, we
+are the salt of the earth! We do not pretend to be the bread and butter
+and the cheese, but we are the salt [laughter], and I think the Boers in
+South Africa very lately salted some people I know of. [Great laughter
+and applause.]
+
+If you want to see a city that is well salted, look at New York. Go to
+the St. Nicholas Society dinner and see that grand assembly; if there is
+ever a society in New York that is well salted with Dutch, that is, and
+we are all proud of it. And so it is with every other society, New York
+society, but not on the paternal side! [Great laughter and applause.]
+
+But if you want to see a place where the Yankee is salt, pepper, bread,
+butter, and everything, go to Boston. It is a great city. That is all
+right. But we prefer New York, and we prefer just what God has ordained
+us to be--the people not always getting the credit of it, but always
+accomplishing all the good that is ever accomplished on the face of the
+earth! [Laughter and applause.] Now you may think that I have not
+whooped it up enough for the Dutch [great laughter], so I will go on,
+just for a minute.
+
+The State of North Carolina is always talking about having had a
+Declaration of Independence in Mecklenburg County, about six months
+before they had one in Philadelphia. Why, the Dutch farmers up in the
+Mamacotting Valley of Ulster County signed a Declaration of Independence
+in April, 1775, and they would have signed it six months before if the
+New York Council of Safety had given it to them! [Laughter.] This same
+New England gentleman to whom I have alluded--I have it rather mixed up
+in my mind which gentleman said it--but some one said that the New
+Englanders were very unwilling to part from the English, who were
+patronizing them with tea and stamps. Why, the liberty boys of New York
+had made up their minds many months before the Declaration of
+Independence. The Dutch, and notably the Scotch-Irish, had made up their
+minds. As I say, up in Ulster County they circulated that Declaration of
+Independence a year and three months before it was really signed
+in Philadelphia. They knew what they meant. They said, "We shall never
+be slaves." If you will excuse the fact that I did have a
+great-grandfather--I am happy to say that my great-grandfather signed
+that paper and he had a commission in the Continental Army, which I
+possess, signed by John Hancock, and he was at Saratoga. He was in the
+2d New York Line. The Dutch knew that what we wanted was to be a free
+and independent people, even if our friends over there had not made up
+their minds. The Dutch are satisfied with a very modest position in the
+world--so that they have the goods and control its destinies. [Great
+laughter.] Others may call it New York, if they like, or Manhattan, but
+we call it Dutch.
+
+Now this Society, gentlemen, has a great work before it; our President,
+who is very much like the President of the French Republic, goes around
+with a big ribbon, but he has no authority of any kind whatever. He
+might have some at the Board of Trustees meeting, but that is such an
+orderly set that there is no use for authority there, and as for the
+dinner, Judge Van Hoesen and Mr. Van Schaick manage it very well. But
+the President does not wish any authority, and glories in the great
+honor, which it seems to him to be one that any one in this Society
+might be proud of. We have, however, work to do, and in that your
+President, by your grace, as a private member and as a trustee, hopes to
+co-operate with you.
+
+It is a strange thing that this great city of New York has allowed the
+Puritans first to commemorate the virtues of their heroic race which we
+all admire, and all love to speak of in terms of praise in our serious
+moments. It is strange that Central Park is adorned by them with that
+beautiful statue, while the Dutch have no monument. I well remember the
+day that that silver-tongued orator, George William Curtis, made the
+dedication address. But why is it that on this Hudson, which was first
+ploughed by a Dutch keel, over which first of all a Dutch flag floated,
+along this Hudson which was first discovered and explored and made
+habitable by Dutch industry and Dutch thrift, there is no Dutch monument
+to which we may proudly point as we pass by. There ought to be a statue
+of that great Dutchman, William the Silent, on Riverside Drive. [Great
+applause.] Do you ever think of him? Do you ever think of his career,
+that of the prototype of our own Washington? At fifteen years of age the
+companion of an emperor; at twenty-one years of age, the commander of a
+great army, and later giving up wealth and pomp and power, preferring to
+be among the people of God, than to dwell at ease in the tents of
+wickedness; giving up everything for a life of tedious struggle in the
+cold marshes of the Netherlands, finally to die at the hand of an
+assassin with a prayer for his country upon his lips as he passed away.
+He was the first human being on the face of this earth, who fairly and
+fully understood the principles of religious and civic freedom. This
+great city, the exemplifier of those principles to which it owes so much
+for its prosperity and magnificence, has not yet commemorated that man.
+How long shall it be, sons of Hollanders, before William the Silent
+shall be there looking out upon the Hudson and lifted on high as an
+example for all time? I hope our eyes will see the day! [Great
+applause.]
+
+
+
+
+THEODORE ROOSEVELT
+
+
+THE HOLLANDER AS AN AMERICAN
+
+ [Speech of Theodore Roosevelt at the eleventh annual dinner of the
+ Holland Society of New York, January 15, 1896. The President, Dr.
+ D. B. St. John Roosa, said: "The next regular toast is: 'The
+ Hollander as an American,' and I shall have the pleasure of
+ introducing a gentleman who is a member of this Society, and,
+ therefore, descended on the male line [laughter] from some one who
+ came here before 1675, is it not? [A voice--"That is right; 1675."]
+ One of the first Roosevelts came very near outstripping Robert
+ Fulton and inventing the steamboat. He did invent a steamboat, and
+ you know the Roosevelts have had something of a steamboat in them
+ ever since. Now there is another thing I want you Dutchmen to teach
+ the Yankees to do--pronounce his name Rosavelt and not Rusevelt.
+ And, by the way, mine is pronounced Rosa too. Now Mr. Roosevelt is
+ a man, evidently, who has the courage of his convictions [A
+ Voice--"That is right." Applause], and it will be a cold day for
+ the party to which he belongs if they undertake to turn him down. I
+ hoped that you all thought so. There was an old darky that used to
+ say about the Commandments: 'Yes, preacher, they are all right, but
+ in this here neighborhood the eighth Commandment ought to be taught
+ with some discreetions.' [Great laughter.] [A Voice: "Which is the
+ eighth Commandment?"] 'Thou shalt not steal.' Now in New York there
+ are some people who think there are some commandments that ought to
+ be taught with some 'discreetions.' But they had better alter their
+ law if they don't like it, and they had better not put a Dutchman
+ in office after an oath to enforce the law and then ask him why he
+ does enforce it. [Great applause.] This gentleman does not need any
+ introduction, evidently--the Hon. Theodore Roosevelt." [Great
+ applause. Three cheers were proposed and given for Mr. Roosevelt. A
+ Voice: "Tiger!"] Mr. Roosevelt: "In the presence of the judiciary,
+ no!" [Laughter.] There was great cheering when Mr. Roosevelt rose
+ to respond.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, GENTLEMEN, AND BRETHREN OF THE HOLLAND
+SOCIETY:--I am more than touched, if you will permit me to begin
+rather seriously, by the way you have greeted me to-night. When I was in
+Washington, there was a story in reference to a certain President,
+who was not popular with some of his own people in a particular Western
+State. One of its Senators went to the White House and said he wanted a
+friend of his appointed postmaster of Topeka. The President's Private
+Secretary said: "I am very sorry, indeed, sir, but the President wants
+to appoint a personal friend." Thereupon the Senator said: "Well, for
+God's sake, if he has one friend in Kansas, let him appoint him!" [Great
+laughter.]
+
+
+[Illustration: _THEODORE ROOSEVELT_
+
+_Photogravure after a photograph from life_]
+
+
+There have been periods during which the dissembled eulogies of the able
+press and my relations with about every politician of every party and
+every faction have made me feel I would like to know whether I had one
+friend in New York, and here I feel I have many. [Great applause.] And
+more than that, gentlemen, I should think ill of myself and think that I
+was a discredit to the stock from which I sprang if I feared to go on
+along the path that I deemed right, whether I had few friends or many.
+[Cries of "Good! Good!" and great applause.]
+
+I am glad to answer to the toast, "The Hollander as an American." The
+Hollander was a good American, because the Hollander was fitted to be a
+good citizen. There are two branches of government which must be kept on
+a high plane, if any nation is to be great. A nation must have laws that
+are honestly and fearlessly administered, and a nation must be ready, in
+time of need, to fight [applause], and we men of Dutch descent have here
+to-night these gentlemen of the same blood as ourselves who represent
+New York so worthily on the bench, and a Major-General of the Army of
+the United States. [Applause.]
+
+It seems to me, at times, that the Dutch in America have one or two
+lessons to teach. We want to teach the very refined and very cultivated
+men who believe it impossible that the United States can ever be right
+in a quarrel with another nation--a little of the elementary virtue of
+patriotism. [Cries of "Good! Good!" and applause.] And we also wish to
+teach our fellow-citizens that laws are put on the statute books to be
+enforced [cries of "Hear! Hear!" and applause]; and that if it is not
+intended they shall be enforced, it is a mistake to put a Dutchman in
+office to enforce them.
+
+The lines put on the programme underneath my toast begin: "America!
+half-brother of the world!" America, half-brother of the world--and all
+Americans full brothers one to the other. That is the way that the line
+should be concluded. The prime virtue of the Hollander here in America
+and the way in which he has most done credit to his stock as a
+Hollander, is that he has ceased to be a Hollander and has become an
+American, absolutely. [Great applause.] We are not Dutch-Americans. We
+are not "Americans" with a hyphen before it. We are Americans pure and
+simple, and we have a right to demand that the other people whose stocks
+go to compose our great nation, like ourselves, shall cease to be aught
+else and shall become Americans. [Cries of "Hear! Hear!" and applause.]
+
+And further than that, we have another thing to demand, and that is that
+if they do honestly and in good faith become Americans, those shall be
+regarded as infamous who dare to discriminate against them because of
+creed or because of birthplace. When New Amsterdam had but a few hundred
+souls, among those few hundred souls no less than eighteen different
+race-stocks were represented, and almost as many creeds as there were
+race-stocks, and the great contribution that the Hollander gave to the
+American people was, as your President has so ably said, the inestimable
+lesson of complete civil and religious liberty. It would be honor enough
+for this stock to have been the first to put on American soil the public
+school, the great engine for grinding out American citizens, the one
+institution for which Americans should stand more stiffly than for aught
+other. [Great applause.]
+
+Whenever America has demanded of her sons that they should come to her
+aid, whether in time of peace or in time of war, the Americans of Dutch
+stock have been among the first to spring to the aid of the country. We
+earnestly hope that there will not in the future be any war with any
+power, but assuredly if there should be such a war one thing may be
+taken for certain, and that is that every American of Dutch descent will
+be found on the side of the United States. We give the amplest credit,
+that some people now, to their shame, grudge to the profession of arms,
+which we have here to-night represented by a man, who, when he has the
+title of a Major-General of the Army of the United States [Thomas H.
+Ruger], has a title as honorable as any that there is on the wide earth.
+[Applause.] We also need to teach the lesson, that the Hollander taught,
+of not refusing to do the small things because the day of large things
+had not yet come or was in the past; of not waiting until the chance may
+come to distinguish ourselves in arms, and meanwhile neglecting the
+plain, prosaic duties of citizenship which call upon us every hour,
+every day of our lives.
+
+The Dutch kept their freedom in the great contest with Spain, not merely
+because they warred valiantly, but because they did their duty as
+burghers in their cities, because they strove according to the light
+that was in them to be good citizens and to act as such. And we all here
+to-night should strive so to live that we Americans of Dutch descent
+shall not seem to have shrunk in this respect, compared to our fathers
+who spoke another tongue and lived under other laws beyond the ocean; so
+that it shall be acknowledged in the end to be what it is, a discredit
+to a man if he does not in times of peace do all that in him lies to
+make the government of the city, the government of the country, better
+and cleaner by his efforts. [Great applause.]
+
+I spoke of the militant spirit as if it may only be shown in time of
+war. I think that if any of you gentlemen, no matter how peaceful you
+may naturally be, and I am very peaceful naturally [laughter], if you
+would undertake the administration of the Police Department you would
+have plenty of fighting on hand before you would get through [renewed
+laughter]; and if you are true to your blood you will try to do the best
+you can, fighting or not fighting. You will make up your mind that you
+will make mistakes, because you won't make anything if you don't make
+some mistakes, and you will go forward according to your lights, utterly
+heedless of what either politicians or newspapers may say, knowing that
+if you act as you feel bound according to your conscience to act, you
+will then at least have the right when you go out of office, however
+soon [laughter], to feel that you go out without any regret, and to feel
+that you have, according to your capacity, warred valiantly for what you
+deemed to be the right. [Great applause.]
+
+These, then, are the qualities that I should claim for the Hollander as
+an American: In the first place, that he has cast himself without
+reservation into the current of American life; that he is an American,
+pure and simple, and nothing else. In the next place, that he works hand
+in hand and shoulder to shoulder with his fellow Americans, without any
+regard to differences of creed or to differences of race and religion,
+if only they are good Americans. [Great applause.] In the third place,
+that he is willing, when the need shall arise, to fight for his country;
+and in the fourth place, and finally, that he recognizes that this is a
+country of laws and not men, that it is his duty as an honest citizen to
+uphold the laws, to strive for honesty, to strive for a decent
+administration, and to do all that in him lies, by incessant, patient
+work in our government, municipal or national, to bring about the day
+when it shall be taken as a matter of course that every public official
+is to execute a law honestly, and that no capacity in a public officer
+shall atone if he is personally dishonest. [Tremendous applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TRUE AMERICANISM AND EXPANSION
+
+ [Speech of Theodore Roosevelt at the nineteenth annual dinner of
+ the New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1898.
+ The President, William B. Davenport, in calling upon Theodore
+ Roosevelt to speak to the toast, "The Day we Celebrate," said: "For
+ many years we have been celebrating this day and looking at
+ ourselves through Yankee eyes. To-night it is to be given us to see
+ ourselves as others see us. We have with us one of whom it may be
+ said, to paraphrase the epitaph in the Welsh churchyard:--
+
+ 'A Dutchman born, at Harvard bred,
+ In Cuba travelled, but not yet dead.'
+
+ In response to this toast, I have the honor of introducing Hon.
+ Theodore Roosevelt."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:--The gentleman on my
+right, with the unmistakably Puritan name of McKelway, in the issue of
+the "Eagle" to-night alluded to me as a Yankeeized Hollander. I am a
+middling good Yankee. I always felt that at these dinners of the New
+England Society, to which I come a trifle more readily than to any other
+like affairs, I and the president of the Friendly Sons of St. Patrick,
+who is also invariably in attendance, represent, what you would say,
+the victims tied to the wheels of the Roman chariot of triumph. You see
+I am half Irish myself, and, as I told a New England Senator with whom I
+am intimate, when he remarked that the Dutch had been conquered by the
+New Englanders, "the Irish have avenged us."
+
+I want to say to you seriously, and, singularly enough, right along the
+lines of the admirable speech made by your President, a few words on the
+day we celebrate and what it means.
+
+As the years go by, this nation will realize more and more that the year
+that has just passed has given to every American the right to hold his
+head higher as a citizen of the great Republic, which has taken a long
+stride forward toward its proper place among the nations of the world. I
+have scant sympathy with this mock humanitarianism, a mock
+humanitarianism which is no more alien to the spirit of true religion
+than it is to the true spirit of civilization, which would prevent the
+great, free, liberty and order-loving races of the earth doing their
+duty in the world's waste spaces because there must needs be some rough
+surgery at the outset. I do not speak simply of my own country. I hold
+that throughout the world every man who strives to be both efficient and
+moral--and neither quality is worth anything without the other--that
+every man should realize that it is for the interests of mankind to have
+the higher supplant the lower life. Small indeed is my sympathy with
+those people who bemoan the fact, sometimes in prose, sometimes in even
+weaker verse, that the champions of civilization and of righteousness
+have overcome the champions of barbarism or of an outworn tyranny,
+whether the conflict be fought by the Russian heralds of civilization in
+Turkestan, by the English champion of the higher life in the Eastern
+world, or by the men who upheld the Stars and Stripes as they freed the
+people of the tropic islands of the sea from the medićval tyranny of
+Spain.
+
+I do not ask that you look at this policy from a merely national
+standpoint, although if you are good Americans you must look from the
+national standpoint first. I ask that you look at it from the standpoint
+of civilization, from the standpoint of righteousness, and realize that
+it is better for the men who are as yet ages behind us in the struggle
+upward that they be helped upward, and that it does not cease to be
+better for them, merely because it is better for us also. As I say, cast
+aside the selfish view. Consider whether or not it is better that the
+brutal barbarism of northern Asia should be supplanted by the
+civilization of Russia, which has not yet risen to what we of the
+Occident are proud to claim as our standard, but which, as it stands, is
+tens of centuries in advance of that of the races it supplants. Again,
+from the standpoint of the outsider, look at the improvement worked by
+the Englishmen in all the islands of the sea and all the places on the
+dark continents where the British flag has been planted; seriously
+consider the enormous, the incalculable betterment that comes at this
+moment to ninety-five per cent. of the people who have been cowering
+under the inconceivably inhuman rule of Mahdism in the Sudan because it
+has been supplanted by the reign of law and of justice. I ask you to
+read the accounts of the Catholic missionary priests, the Austrian
+priests who suffered under Mahdism, to read in their words what they
+have suffered under conditions that have gone back to the stone age in
+the middle of the nineteenth century. Then you will realize that the
+Sirdar and his troops were fighting the battle of righteousness as truly
+as ever it was fought by your ancestors and mine two or three or four
+centuries ago.
+
+I think you can now understand that I admire what other nations have
+done in this regard, and, therefore, that you will believe that I speak
+with sincerity when I speak of what we ourselves have done. Thank heaven
+that we of this generation, to whom was denied the chance of taking part
+in the greatest struggle for righteousness that this century has seen,
+the great Civil War, have at least been given the chance to see our
+country take part in the world movement that has gone on around about
+us. Of course it was partly for our own interest, but it was also
+largely a purely disinterested movement. It is a good thing for this
+nation that it should be lifted up beyond simply material matters. It is
+a good thing for us that we should have interests outside of our own
+borders. It is a good thing for us that we must look outward; that we
+must consider more than the question of exports and imports; that we
+must consider more than whether or not in one decade we have increased
+one and a half per cent. more than the average rate of increase in
+wealth or not. It is a good thing that we of this nation should keep in
+mind, and should have vividly brought before us the fact to which your
+ancestors, Mr. President and members of this Society, owe their
+greatness; that while it pays a people to pay heed to material matters,
+it pays infinitely better to treat material as absolutely second to
+moral considerations. I am glad for the sake of America that we have
+seen the American Army and the American Navy driving the Spaniard from
+the Western world. I am glad that the descendants of the Puritan and the
+Hollander should have completed the work begun, when Drake and Hawkins
+and Frobisher singed the beard of the King of Spain, and William the
+Silent fought to the death to free Holland. I am glad we did it for our
+own sake, but I am infinitely more glad because we did it to free the
+people of the islands of the sea and tried to do good to them.
+
+I have told you why I am glad, because of what we have done. Let me add
+my final word as to why I am anxious about it. We have driven out the
+Spaniards. This did not prove for this nation a very serious task. Now
+we are approaching the really serious task. Now it behooves us to show
+that we are capable of doing infinitely better the work which we blame
+the Spaniards for doing so badly; and woe to us unless we do show not
+merely a slight but a well-nigh immeasurable improvement! We have
+assumed heavy burdens, heavy responsibilities. I have no sympathy with
+the men who cry out against our assuming them. If this great nation, if
+this nation with its wealth, with its continental vastness of domain,
+with its glorious history, with its memory of Washington and Lincoln, of
+its statesmen and soldiers and sailors, the builders and the wielders of
+commonwealths, if this nation is to stand cowering back because it is
+afraid to undertake tasks lest they prove too formidable, we may well
+suppose that the decadence of our race has begun. No; the tasks are
+difficult, and all the more for that reason let us gird up our loins and
+go out to do them. But let us meet them, realizing their difficulty; not
+in a spirit of levity, but in a spirit of sincere and earnest desire to
+do our duty as it is given us to see our duty. Let us not do it in the
+spirit of sentimentality, not saying we must at once give universal
+suffrage to the people of the Philippines--they are unfit for it. Do not
+let us mistake the shadow for the substance. We have got to show the
+practical common sense which was combined with the fervent religion of
+the Puritan; the combination which gave him the chance to establish here
+that little group of commonwealths which more than any others have
+shaped the spirit and destiny of this nation; we must show both
+qualities.
+
+Gentlemen, if one of the islands which we have acquired is not fit to
+govern itself, then we must govern it until it is fit. If you cannot
+govern it according to the principles of the New England town
+meeting--because the Philippine Islander is not a New Englander--if you
+cannot govern it according to these principles, then find out the
+principles upon which you can govern it, and apply those principles.
+Fortunately, while we can and ought with wisdom to look abroad for
+examples, and to profit by the experience of other nations, we are
+already producing, even in this brief period, material of the proper
+character within our own border, men of our own people, who are showing
+us what to do with these islands. A New Englander, a man who would be
+entitled to belong to this Society, a man who is in sympathy with all
+that is best and most characteristic of the New England spirit, both
+because of his attitude in war and of his attitude toward civic morality
+in time of peace, is at present giving us a good object lesson in
+administering those tropic provinces. I allude to my former commander,
+the present Governor-General of Santiago, Major-General Leonard Wood.
+General Wood has before him about as difficult a task as man could well
+have. He is now intrusted with the supreme government of a province
+which has been torn by the most hideously cruel of all possible civil
+wars for the last three years, which has been brought down to a
+condition of savage anarchy, and from which our armies, when they
+expelled the armies of Spain, expelled the last authoritative
+representatives of what order there still was in the province. To him
+fell the task of keeping order, of preventing the insurgent visiting
+upon the Spaniard his own terrible wrongs, of preventing the taking of
+that revenge which to his wild nature seemed eminently justifiable, the
+preserving of the rights of property, of keeping unharmed the people who
+had been pacific, and yet of gradually giving over the administration
+of the island to the people who had fought for its freedom, just as fast
+as, and no faster than, they proved that they could be trusted with it.
+He has gone about that task, devoted himself to it, body and soul,
+spending his strength, his courage, and perseverance, and in the face of
+incredible obstacles he has accomplished very, very much.
+
+Now, if we are going to administer the government of the West Indies
+Islands which we have acquired, and the Philippines, in a way that will
+be a credit to us and to our institutions, we must see that they are
+administered by the General Woods. We have got to make up our minds that
+we can only send our best men there; that we must then leave them as
+largely unhampered as may be. We must exact good results from them, but
+give them a large liberty in the methods of reaching these results. If
+we treat those islands as the spoil of the politician, we shall tread
+again the path which Spain has trod before, and we shall show ourselves
+infinitely more blameworthy than Spain, for we shall sin against the
+light, seeing the light.
+
+The President says that this is New England doctrine. So it is. It is
+Dutch doctrine, too. It is the doctrine of sound Americanism, the
+doctrine of common sense and common morality. I am an expansionist. I am
+glad we have acquired the islands we have acquired. I am not a bit
+afraid of the responsibilities which we have incurred; but neither am I
+blind to how heavy those responsibilities are. In closing my speech, I
+ask each of you to remember that he cannot shove the blame on others
+entirely, if things go wrong. This is a government by the people, and
+the people are to blame ultimately if they are misrepresented, just
+exactly as much as if their worst passions, their worst desires are
+represented; for in the one case it is their supineness that is
+represented exactly as in the other case it is their vice. Let each man
+here strive to make his weight felt on the side of decency and morality.
+Let each man here make his weight felt in supporting a truly American
+policy, a policy which decrees that we shall be free and shall hold our
+own in the face of other nations, but which decrees also that we shall
+be just, and that the peoples whose administration we have taken over
+shall have their condition made better and not worse by the fact that
+they have come under our sway.
+
+
+
+
+LORD ROSEBERY
+
+(ARCHIBALD PHILIP PRIMROSE)
+
+
+PORTRAIT AND LANDSCAPE PAINTING
+
+ [Speech of Lord Rosebery at the annual banquet of the Royal
+ Academy, London, May 5, 1894. Sir Frederic Leighton, President of
+ the Royal Academy, was in the chair, and in proposing "The Health
+ of Her Majesty's Ministers," to which Lord Rosebery replied, he
+ said: "No function could be more lofty, no problem is more complex
+ than the governance of our Empire, so vast and various in land and
+ folk as that which owns the sceptre of the Queen. No toast,
+ therefore, claims a more respectful reception than that to which I
+ now invite your cordial response--the health of the eminent
+ statesmen in whose hands that problem lies--Her Majesty's
+ Ministers. And not admiration only for high and various endowments,
+ but memories also of a most sparkling speech delivered twelve
+ months ago at this table, sharpens the gratification with which I
+ call for response on the brilliant statesman who heads Her
+ Majesty's Government, the Earl of Rosebery."]
+
+
+YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MY LORDS, AND GENTLEMEN: No one, I think,
+can respond unmoved for the first time in such an assembly as this in
+the character in which I now stand before you. You have alluded, sir, to
+the speech which I delivered here last year. But I have to confess with
+a feeling of melancholy that since that period I have made a change for
+the worse. [Laughter.] I have had to exchange all those dreams of
+imagination to which I then alluded, which are, I believe, the proper
+concomitants of the Foreign Office intelligently wielded, and which, I
+have no doubt, my noble friend on my right sees in imagination as I did
+then--I have had to exchange all those dreams for the dreary and
+immediate prose of life--all the more dreary prose because a great deal
+of it is my own.
+
+
+[Illustration: _LORD ROSEBERY_
+
+(_ARCHIBALD PHILIP PRIMROSE_)
+
+_Photogravure after a photograph from life_]
+
+
+There is one function, however, which has already devolved upon me,
+and which is not without interest for this Academy. My great
+predecessor, much to my regret, left in my hands the appointment of a
+successor to Sir Frederick Burton. That has cost me probably more
+trouble and travail than any other act of this young administration.
+[Laughter.] I have sought, and I have abundantly received, counsels, and
+it is after long consideration, and with the most earnest and
+conscientious desire to do not what is most agreeable to individuals
+themselves, but what is best for art in general, that I have nominated
+Mr. Poynter to succeed Sir Frederick Burton. [Cheers.]
+
+I have at the same time made a change in the minute relating to the
+conditions of that post, which to a greater extent than was formerly the
+case associates the trustees of the National Gallery in the work of
+selection with the new director. The trustees have been hitherto rather
+those flies on the wheel of which we read in ancient fable. It is now
+proposed to make them working wheels, and to make them work well and
+co-operatively with the new director. ["Hear! Hear!"] I hope that this
+arrangement will be satisfactory in its results. But, Mr. President, I
+have long thought, as an individual, that the task of a Minister or of a
+Government in co-operating with the Royal Academy, and with those who
+have art at heart, ought not to end with a mere appointment of this
+description. I take a larger view of the responsibilities of my office,
+and I should be glad to offer to you with great respect a few
+suggestions that have recently occurred to me with regard to the present
+position of English art, which I regard with some misgivings.
+
+There is, first, the subject of portraiture. I am deeply concerned for
+the future condition of portrait-painting. It is not, as you may
+imagine, with any distrust whatever of those distinguished men who take
+a part in that branch of art; it is much more for the subjects that I am
+concerned. [Laughter.] And it is not so much with the subjects as with
+that important part of the subject which was illustrated in the famous
+work "Sartor Resartus," by the great Carlyle, that I chiefly trouble
+myself. How can it be that any man should make a decent portrait of his
+fellow-man in these days? No one can entertain so vindictive a hatred of
+his fellow-creature as to wish to paint him in the costume in which I
+am now addressing you. [Laughter.] I believe that that costume is
+practically dropped for all purposes of portraiture; and if that be so,
+in what costume is the Englishman of the present century to descend to
+remotest posterity through the vehicle of the gifted artists whom I see
+around me? We are not all sufficiently fortunate to be the Chancellor of
+the University. [Laughter and cheers.] We have not always even the happy
+chance to be a municipal dignitary, with a costume which I will not at
+present characterize. [Laughter.] We are not all of us masters of
+hounds; and I think that the robes of a peer, unattractive in their
+ćsthetic aspect, have lost something of their popularity. [Laughter.]
+Again, the black velvet coat, with which we are accustomed to associate
+deep thought and artistic instincts, has become a little faded.
+[Laughter.]
+
+I am told, and told four or five times every day in speeches delivered
+in various parts of the country, that I have no right to offer a
+criticism without offering a suggestive remedy. Well, Sir Frederic, I am
+prepared to offer my remedy for what it is worth, and for that reason I
+ask your co-operation. Why should not a committee of the Royal Academy
+gather together in order to find some chaste and interesting national
+costume, in which the distinguished men of the nineteenth century might
+descend to posterity without the drawbacks which I have pointed out?
+Robespierre had such a costume designed, and other great sumptuary
+legislators have had the same idea in their minds; and I would not push
+the suggestion so far as to imply that we should be compelled to wear
+this costume in ordinary life. It might be one kept to gratify the
+artistic instincts of those to whom we sit. [Laughter.] And I will make
+a practical suggestion by which this costume--when you, sir, have
+selected it--might be associated with the ordinary run of life. It might
+be made an official costume of a justice of the peace, and in that way
+the great mass of our fellow-countrymen, with only a few and
+insignificant exceptions, of whom I am one, might descend to remotest
+posterity in a graceful, becoming, and official costume. [Laughter.]
+
+I pass on from that, because I should not limit myself to portraiture in
+a great survey of this kind; and I may say that I am seriously concerned
+for the prospects of landscape painting in this country. I have of late
+been doing a great deal of light travelling in behalf of the respectable
+firm which I represent [laughter], and I beg at once to give notice, in
+the hearing of the noble marquis who is more to your left [Lord
+Salisbury], that I now nail to the counter any proposal to call me a
+political bagman as wanting in originality and wit. [Laughter.]
+
+But I have been doing a certain amount of light travelling in behalf of
+our excellent and creditable firm. The other day, on returning from
+Manchester, I was deeply and hideously impressed with the fact that all
+along that line of railway which we traversed, the whole of a pleasing
+landscape was entirely ruined by appeals to the public to save their
+constitutions but ruin their ćsthetic senses by a constant application
+of a particular form of pill. [Laughter and cheers.]
+
+Now, Sir Frederic, I view that prospect with the gravest misgiving. What
+is to become of our English landscape if it is to be simply a sanitary
+or advertising appliance? [Laughter.] I appeal to my right honorable
+friend the Chancellor of the Duchy [James Bryce], who sits opposite to
+me. His whole heart is bound up in a proposition for obtaining free
+access to the mountains of the Highlands. But what advantage will it be
+to him, or to those whose case he so justly and eloquently espouses, if
+at the top of Schiehallion, or any other mountain which you may have in
+your mind's eye, the bewildered climber can only find an advertisement
+of some remedy of the description of which I have mentioned [cheers], an
+advertisement of a kind common, I am sorry to say, in the United
+States--and I speak with reverence in the presence of the ambassador of
+that great community--but it would be in the Highlands distressing to
+the deer and infinitely perplexing even to the British tourist.
+[Laughter and cheers.]
+
+But I turned my eyes mentally from the land, and I said that, after all,
+the great painter of the present may turn to the sea, and there at least
+he is safe. There are effects on the ocean which no one can ruin, which
+not even a pill can impair. [Laughter.] But I was informed in
+confidence--it caused me some distress--that the same enterprising firm
+which has placarded our rural recesses, has offered a mainsail free of
+expense to every ship that will accept it, on condition that it bears
+the same hideous legend upon it to which I have referred. [Laughter.]
+Think, Mr. President, of the feelings of the illustrious Turner if he
+returned to life to see the luggers and the coasting ships which he has
+made so glorious in his paintings, converted into a simple vehicle for
+the advertisement of a quack medicine--although I will not say "quack,"
+because that is actionable [laughter]--I will say of a medicine of which
+I do not know the properties. [Laughter.]
+
+But I turned my eyes beyond the land and ocean, and I turned them to the
+heavens, and I said, "There, at any rate, we are safe." The painter of
+the present may turn his eye from the land and ocean, but in the skies
+he can always find some great effect which cannot be polluted. At this
+moment I looked from the railway-carriage window, and I saw the skeleton
+of a gigantic tower arising. It had apparently been abandoned at a lofty
+stage, possibly in consequence of the workmen having found that they
+spoke different languages at the height at which they had arrived.
+[Laughter.] I made inquiries, and I found that it was the enterprise of
+a great speculator, who resides himself on a mountain, and who is
+equally prepared to bore under the ocean or ascend into the heavens. I
+was given to understand that this admirable erection comprised all the
+delights of a celestial occupation without any detachment from
+terrestrial pursuits. [Laughter.] But I am bound to say that if
+buildings of that kind are to cover this country, and if they are to be
+joined to the advertising efforts to which I have alluded, neither
+earth, nor sea, nor sky in Great Britain will be fit subject for any
+painter. [Cheers.]
+
+What, then, is the part of Her Majesty's Government in this critical and
+difficult circumstance? We have--no, I will not say we have, because
+there would be a protest on the left--but different governments have
+added allotments to the attractions of rural neighborhoods. I venture to
+think that an allotment is not an unpicturesque thing. Certainly, small
+holdings are more picturesque than large holdings, but I do not say that
+from the point of view in which Sydney Smith said that the difference
+between the picturesque and the beautiful was that the rector's horse
+was beautiful, and that the curate's horse was picturesque. [Laughter.]
+I simply mean that a small holding is more picturesque than a large
+holding, and I think we may hope that the parish councils, if they meet,
+as they did in primeval times, under the shade of some large spreading
+oak, and not in the public house which we so much fear, as their
+headquarters, may yet add a picturesque feature to the rural landscape
+of Great Britain.
+
+But there is one feature at which a government can always aim as adding
+to the landscape of Great Britain. In a very famous but too little read
+novel, "Pelham," by the late Lord Lytton, there is a passage which
+always struck me greatly. It is where Pelham goes to see an uncle from
+whom he is to inherit a great estate, and he asks what the uncle has
+done to beautify that exquisite spot. The uncle says that he has done
+nothing but added the most beautiful feature of landscape, which is
+happy faces. Well, the Government in its immediate neighborhood has
+little to do with making happy faces. [Laughter.] It certainly does not
+make its opponents happy, except on rare occasions when it leaves
+office, and it is not always so fortunate as to make its supporters
+happy. [Laughter.] But I believe that in this country all governments do
+aim in their various ways and methods at making a happy population
+around them; and in that respect, in adding happy faces to the
+landscape, whether we fail or whether we succeed, we have a good-will in
+the work, and I am quite sure we have the hearty encouragement of the
+great and brilliant assembly which I address. [Loud cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE AUGUSTUS SALA
+
+
+FRIEND AND FOE
+
+ [Speech of George Augustus Sala at a banquet given in his honor by
+ the Lotos Club, January 10, 1885. The President, Whitelaw Reid, sat
+ at the centre table, having on his right hand the guest of the
+ evening. He said, in welcoming Mr. Sala: "The last time we met here
+ it was my pleasant duty to give your welcome to an old friend. Now
+ you make it my duty--still a pleasant one--to give your welcome to
+ an old enemy. ["Hear! Hear!"] Yes; an old enemy! We shall get on
+ better with the facts by admitting them at the outset. Our guest
+ was more or less against us in the great struggle twenty years ago
+ in which everybody now wishes to be thought to have been with us.
+ He did not believe this nation would down the slaveholders'
+ rebellion and he did not want it to; and he wrote frankly as he
+ believed and wished. [Laughter.] He never made any disguise about
+ it then or since; and for that, at least, we think the better of
+ him! [Applause.] He came of a slaveholding family; many personal
+ and social influences drew him toward those of our countrymen who
+ were on the wrong side; and now that it is all over, we bear no
+ malice! [Applause.] More than that; we are heartily glad to see
+ him. The statute of limitations runs in his favor; and his old
+ opinions are outlawed. He revisited the country long after the
+ war--and he changed his mind about it. He thought a great deal
+ better of us; and we in turn found his letters a great deal
+ pleasanter reading. We like a man who can change his mind
+ [applause]; and if a bit of international frankness may be
+ permitted in the good-fellowship of this board, perhaps I may
+ venture to add that we particularly like to discover that trait in
+ an Englishman! [Applause and laughter.] We've changed our minds--at
+ least about some things. We've not only forgiven our countrymen;
+ whom our guest used to sympathize with; but we have put--and are
+ getting ready to put--the most of them into office! What we are
+ most anxious about just now is, whether they are going to forgive
+ us! Seriously, gentlemen, we are very glad to see Mr. Sala here
+ again. He was a veteran in the profession in which so many of you
+ are interested, worthily wearing the laurels won in many fields,
+ and enjoying the association, esteem, and trust of a great master
+ whose fame the world holds precious, when the most of us were
+ fledglings. We all know him as a wit, a man of letters, and a man
+ of the world. Some of us have known him also in that pleasanter
+ character of all clubmen described in the old phrase, 'a jolly
+ good fellow.' On the other side of the Atlantic the grasp he gives
+ an American hand is a warm one; and we do not mean that in New York
+ he shall feel away from home. I give you, gentlemen, 'The health
+ and prosperity of George Augustus Sala.'"]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE LOTOS CLUB: I am under the
+deepest feeling of gratitude to Mr. Whitelaw Reid for having torn the
+mask from the face of the stealthy conspirator, for having exposed the
+wily plotter and insidious libeller, and defied the malignant
+Copperhead. [Applause.] I thought that I had long ago been choked with
+that venom; but no, it rises still and poisons all that belongs to his
+otherwise happy condition. Gentlemen, I am indeed an enemy of the United
+States. I am he who has come here to requite your hospitalities with
+unfounded calumny and to bite the hand that has fed me. Unfortunately
+there are so many hands that have fed me that it will take me from this
+time until to-morrow morning to bite all the friendly hands.
+
+With regard to events that took place twenty years ago and of which I
+was an interested spectator, I may say that albeit I was mistaken; but
+the mistake was partaken of by many hundred thousands of my
+fellow-countrymen, who had not the courage subsequently to avow that
+they had been mistaken, but yet set to curry favor with the North by
+saying that they had always been their friends. The only apology--if
+apology I should choose to make--would be this: that that which I had to
+say against you I said while I was in your midst, when I was living at
+the Brevoort House; and when my letters came weekly back from England;
+and when it was quite in your power to have ridden me out on a rail or
+to have inflicted on me any of the ordinary visitations which a
+malignant Copperhead was supposed to deserve. But you did not do so, and
+I remember that when I left New York, I had quite as many good, kind,
+cordial friends on the Union League side as I had on the Democratic
+side. I would say further that when I came to publish my letters I found
+that there were many statements which I had made, which seemed to me to
+have been hasty and inconsiderate, and I did my best to modify them; and
+I did not wait until I got home to malign the people from whom I had
+received hospitality.
+
+But I have been indeed an enemy to the United States; so much so that
+when I came here again in 1879-80 with my wife, the enemy was received
+on all sides with the greatest kindness and cordiality. So much am I an
+enemy to the United States, that for years while I was connected with
+the weekly paper called "The Echo" there was hardly a week when I did
+not receive scores of letters from Americans from every part of the
+Union--from down South, from the West, the North, and the East--full of
+kindly matter and expressions bearing out the idea that I am a friend
+rather than an enemy to the United States. And I know perfectly well
+that there is no American who comes to London, be he lawyer,
+diplomatist, actor, artist, or man of letters, but I am always glad to
+see him, and always glad to show him, that, although an enemy, I still
+retain some feelings of gratitude toward my friends in the United
+States.
+
+I have seen it stated in one of your remarkably versatile and "Graphic"
+journals that I have boasted of having come here with the idea of making
+some money in the United States. But bless your hearts and souls,
+gentlemen of the Lotos Club, I assure you that I have no such idea!
+[Laughter.] I am really speaking to you seriously when I say that it was
+by merest accident that upon taking my ticket for Australia, I was told
+by my energetic manager that I might see a most interesting and
+picturesque country by crossing the Rocky Mountains and embarking at San
+Francisco, instead of going by way of the Suez Canal and the Red Sea. I
+had seen your Rocky Mountains, it is true, but I had seen them in March;
+and now I shall see them at the end of January, and that is really one
+of the main purposes of my journey. If from time to time in my passage I
+do deliver a few incoherent utterances, these utterances will not be
+prompted by any desire for pelf. That is far from my thoughts, but still
+if anyone wants to pay two dollars, or seventy-five cents, to hear those
+incoherent utterances you may be assured that my managers and myself
+will do our utmost to devote the funds accruing therefrom to purposes of
+mercy and of charity. [Applause.] I am sure you believe every word that
+I say; and that Australia is my objective. [Laughter.]
+
+But, seriously, I only conclude by saying that I do not believe a word
+of what your President has said. He does not believe now that for the
+past twenty years I have been and am an enemy of the United States. We
+were blinded, many of us, for the time being; we took a wrong lane for
+the time, just as many of your tourists and many of your Radicals have
+taken the wrong lane in England; but I think that differences of opinion
+should never alter friendships. And when we consider the number of years
+that have elapsed; when we consider that the wounds which I saw red and
+gaping and bleeding are now healed, scarcely leaving a scar, I think
+that the enemy might now be regarded as a friend; and that whatever
+unkind feelings were begotten in that terrible time should be now buried
+in the Red Sea of oblivion. [Applause.] There never before was a time
+when it was so expedient for England to say to America: "Don't quarrel!"
+
+England is surrounded by enemies--by real enemies who hate her. Why?
+Because she tries to be honest; and she tries to be free. She is hated
+by Germans; and Germany equally hates the institutions of this country,
+because she sees the blood and the bone of intelligent Germany coming to
+the United States and becoming capable citizens, instead of carrying the
+needle-musket at home. She is hated by France, because France has got a
+Republic which she calls democratic and social, but which is still a
+tyranny--and the worst of all tyrannies, because the tyrant is a mob. I
+do not disguise the fact that we are surrounded by foes of every
+description; and for that reason and because blood is thicker than
+water, I say to Americans that, inasmuch as we have atoned for past
+offences (the Alabama and all other difficulties having been settled),
+no other difficulty should be permitted to rise; and if there be a place
+in all the world where real peace may be secured and perfect freedom
+reign, England and America should there join hands as against all the
+world in arms. [Applause.]
+
+I have nothing more to say, except to entreat you to pardon my somewhat
+serious utterances because of the many painful reminiscences which your
+good-natured sarcasm has brought to my lips, although softened by the
+kindly and genial terms in which you have received me, and I beg you to
+accept the grateful expression of my heartfelt gratitude for this
+glorious reception. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+LORD SALISBURY
+
+(ROBERT ARTHUR TALBOT GASCOYNE-CECIL)
+
+
+KITCHENER IN AFRICA
+
+ [Speech of Robert Cecil, Marquis of Salisbury, at a banquet given
+ in honor of Lord Horatio Herbert Kitchener, by the Lord Mayor of
+ London, Right Hon. Horatio David Davies, at the Mansion House,
+ London, November 4, 1898.]
+
+
+MY LORD MAYOR, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MY LORDS, AND
+GENTLEMEN:--The task has been placed in my hands of proposing the
+toast of the evening: "The Health of the Sirdar." [Loud cheers.] It is
+the proud prerogative of this city that, without any mandate from the
+Constitution, without any legal sanction it yet has the privilege of
+sealing by its approval the reputation and renown of the great men whom
+this country produces; and the honors which it confers are as much
+valued and as much desired as any which are given in this country.
+[Cheers.] It has won that position not because it has been given to it,
+but because it has shown discrimination and earnestness and because it
+has united the suffrage of the people in the approval of the course that
+it has taken and of the honors it has bestowed. [Cheers.] My Lord Mayor,
+it is in reference to that function which you have performed to-day and
+the most brilliant reception which has been accorded to the Sirdar that
+I now do your bidding and propose his health. [Cheers.] But if the task
+would be in any circumstances arduous and alarming, it is much more so
+because all that can be said in his behalf has already been said by more
+eloquent tongues than mine. I have little hope that I can add anything
+to the picture that has been already drawn [allusion to previous
+speeches made by the Earl of Cambridge, Lord Lansdowne, and Lord
+Rosebery], but no one can wonder at the vast enthusiasm by which the
+career of this great soldier has been received in this city. It is not
+merely his own personal qualities that have achieved it. It is also the
+strange dramatic interest of the circumstances, and the conditions under
+which his laurels have been won. [Cheers.]
+
+It has been a long campaign, the first part of which we do not look back
+to with so much pleasure because we had undertaken a fearful task
+without a full knowledge of the conditions we had to satisfy or the real
+character of the foes to whom we were opposed. ["Hear! Hear!"] The
+remembrance of that heroic figure whose virtues and whose death are
+impressed so deeply upon the memory of the whole of the present
+generation of Englishmen, the vicissitudes of those anxious campaigns in
+which the most splendid deeds of gallantry were achieved are yet fresh
+in the minds of the English people and Lord Rosebery has not exaggerated
+when he has said that the debt was felt deeply in the mind of every
+Englishman, however little they might talk of it at the time and when
+the opportunity arrived with what eagerness, in spite of any possible
+discouragement--with what eagerness the opportunity was seized.
+[Cheers.] It was a campaign--the campaign which your gallant guest has
+won--it was a campaign marked by circumstances which have seldom marked
+a campaign in the history of the world. [Cheers.] I suppose that
+wonderful combination of all achievements and discoveries of modern
+science, in support of the gallantry and well-tried strategy of a
+British leader--I suppose these things have not been seen in our history
+before. [Cheers.] But the note of this campaign was that the Sirdar not
+only won the battles which he was set to fight, but he furnished himself
+the instruments by which they were won, or rather, I should say, he was
+the last and perhaps by the nature of the circumstances the most
+efficient of a list of distinguished men whose task it has been to
+rescue the Egyptian army from inefficiency and contempt in order to put
+it on the pinnacle of glory it occupies now. [Cheers.]
+
+I remember in our debates during that terrible campaign of 1884-85 a
+distinguished member of the Government of that day observing with
+respect to Egyptian troops that they were splendid soldiers if only
+they would not run away. [Laughter.]
+
+It was a quaint way of putting it, but it was very accurate. They had
+splendid physique; they had great fidelity and loyalty to their chiefs;
+they had many of the qualities of the soldier, but like men who had been
+recruited under the slave whip, and who had been accustomed to the
+methods of despotism, they had not that courage which can only be
+obtained by freedom and by united military training. [Cheers.] What they
+lacked has been supplied to them, and the Egyptian army, as it has
+issued from the hands of Sir Evelyn Wood, Sir Francis Grenfell, and the
+Sirdar, is a magnificent specimen of the motive power of the English
+leader. [Cheers.] We do not reflect on it, yet if we have any interest
+in the administrative processes that go on in various parts of the
+Empire we cannot help being impressed by the fact that numbers on
+numbers of educated young men, who at home, in this country, would show
+no very conspicuous qualities except those we are accustomed to look for
+in an English gentleman, yet, if thrown on their own resources, and
+bidden to govern and control and guide large bodies of men of another
+race, they never or hardly ever fall short of the task which has been
+given to them; but they will make of that body of promising material
+splendid regiments by which the Empire of England is extended and
+sustained. [Cheers.]
+
+It is one of the great qualities of the Sirdar that he has been able to
+direct the races that are under him, to make them effective and loyal
+soldiers, to attach them to himself, and insure their good conduct in
+the field of battle. [Cheers.] He has many other qualities upon which I
+might dilate if time permitted. Lord Cromer, who I am glad to see Lord
+Rosebery noted as one who ought to have his full share in any honors you
+confer on those who have built up Egyptian prosperity, who is one of the
+finest administrators the British race has ever produced--Lord Cromer is
+in the habit of saying that the Sirdar has almost missed his vocation,
+and that if he was not one of the first generals in the world, he would
+be one of the first Chancellors of the Exchequer. [Laughter and cheers.]
+I daresay many people think it a small thing that a soldier should be
+able to save money [laughter], but it is not so if you will only
+conceive for yourselves the agony of mind with which in former times the
+Chancellors of the Exchequer or financial members of the Council have
+received from time to time accounts of brilliant victories, knowing all
+the time what a terrible effect upon the ultimate balance of the budget
+those victories will entail. [Laughter.] It is a hazardous thing to say,
+but I am almost inclined to believe that the Sirdar is the only general
+that has fought a campaign for Ł300,000 less than he originally promised
+to do it. [Laughter.] It is a very great quality, and if it existed more
+generally, I think that terror which financiers entertain of soldiers,
+and that contempt which soldiers entertain for financiers would not be
+so frequently felt. ["Hear! Hear!" and laughter.]
+
+Well, then, the Sirdar has another great quality: he is a splendid
+diplomatist. It would require talents of no small acuteness and
+development to enable him to carry to so successful a result as he did
+that exceedingly delicate mission up the Nile which conducted him into
+the presence of Major Marchand. The intercourse of that time has ended
+apparently in the deepest affection on both sides [laughter]--certainly
+in the most unrestricted and unstinted compliments and expressions of
+admiration and approval. I think these things show very much for the
+diplomatic talents of the Sirdar. He recently expressed his hope that
+the differences which might have arisen from the presence of Major
+Marchand would not transcend the powers of diplomacy to adjust. I am
+glad to say that up to a certain point he has proved a true prophet.
+[Cheers.] I received from the French Ambassador this afternoon the
+information that the French Government had come to the conclusion that
+the occupation of Fashoda was of no sort of value to the French
+Republic. [Loud cheers and some laughter.] And they thought that in the
+circumstances to persist in an occupation which only cost them money and
+did them harm merely because some bad advisers thought it might be
+disagreeable to an unwelcome neighbor, would not show the wisdom by
+which I think the French Republic has been uniformly guided, and they
+have done what I believe the government of any other country would have
+done, in the same position--they have resolved that that occupation must
+cease. [Cheers.] A formal intimation of that fact was made to me this
+afternoon and it has been conveyed to the French authorities at Cairo. I
+believe that the fact of that extremely difficult juxtaposition between
+the Sirdar and Major Marchand has led to a result which is certainly
+gratifying and, to some extent, unexpected; and that it is largely due
+to the chivalrous character and diplomatic talents which the Sirdar
+displayed on that occasion. [Cheers.] I do not wish to be understood as
+saying that all causes of controversy are removed by this between the
+French Government and ourselves. It is probably not so, and I daresay we
+shall have many discussions in the future; but a cause of controversy of
+a somewhat acute and dangerous character has been removed and we cannot
+but congratulate ourselves upon that. [Cheers.]
+
+I will only say that alike in his patient and quiet forethought, lasting
+over three years, in his brilliant strategy on the field of battle, in
+his fearless undertaking of responsibility and his contempt of danger,
+and last but not least in the kindness and consideration which he
+displayed for men who were for a moment in a position of antagonism to
+himself--in these things he has shown a combination of the noblest
+qualities which distinguish the race to which he belongs and by the
+exercise of which the high position of England in this generation in the
+world and in her great Empire has been won. [Loud cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM THOMAS SAMPSON
+
+
+VICTORY IN SUPERIOR NUMBERS
+
+ [Speech of Rear-Admiral William T. Sampson at a banquet given in
+ his honor by citizens of Boston, Mass., February 6, 1899. Hon.
+ Richard Olney presided on the occasion.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--I rise to thank you for your most
+generous greeting for myself, for my friends, and for all of the Navy
+that you have included in the various remarks which have been made. I
+want you to understand that I do not take it all to myself, but that
+this is divided with all the men; and while with great hesitation I
+attempt to make a speech at all, I feel that this is an opportunity
+which should not be thrown away. I do not propose to say anything, as
+you might expect, about the battle of Santiago, but I would like to say
+a few words about the lessons which we have learned, or should learn,
+from that battle.
+
+First, I would say that neither that battle nor any other that I know
+of, was won by chance. It requires an adequate means to accomplish such
+a result. That battles are not won by chance, you have only to consider
+for a moment a few--one or two--of the principal battles of the world.
+Not that I mean to class the battle of Santiago as one of the great
+battles of the world--but just as an illustration. You will see the
+result of adequate means in the case of the battle of Waterloo, for
+instance. When we remember that Wellington fought that battle with
+130,000 men opposed to Napoleon's 80,000, we are not surprised that it
+was Wellington's battle. Take another decisive battle--Sedan. When the
+Germans had 125,000 men opposed to 84,000, it does not seem possible
+that the result could have been anything else.
+
+So we might go over a long list. The sea fights furnish many instances
+where it was found that the most powerful fleet was the one that was
+successful. Nelson was always in favor of overwhelming fleets, though he
+did not have them always at his command. Our own war of 1812 furnishes
+numerous instances where our victories depended upon the superior force.
+It seems unnecessary that such self-evident truths should be stated
+before this assemblage of intelligent gentlemen, but we are apt to
+forget that a superior force is necessary to win a victory. As I said
+before, victory is not due to chance. Had superior force not been our
+own case at the battle of Santiago, had it been the reverse, or had it
+been materially modified, what turned out to be a victory might have
+been a disaster; and that we must not forget.
+
+The second lesson, if we may call it so, is closely allied, perhaps, to
+the first. Shall we learn the lesson which is taught us in this recent
+war? Shall we rest on the laurels which we may have won, or shall we
+prepare for the future? Shall we not imagine our foe in the future, as
+might well be the case, to be superior to the one over which we have
+been victorious? It is a question that comes home to us directly. On
+July 3d, when Cervera was returned, on board the "Iowa," to the mouth of
+the harbor at Santiago, he requested permission to send a telegram
+reporting the state of the case to Captain-General Blanco. Of course, no
+objection was raised to this, and Cervera wrote out a telegram and sent
+it on board the flagship to be scrutinized and forwarded to Blanco. He
+stated in this telegram that he obeyed his (General Blanco's) orders and
+left the harbor of Santiago at 9.30 Sunday morning, and "now," he said,
+"it is with the most profound regret that I have to report that my fleet
+has been completely destroyed. We went out to meet the forces of the
+enemy, which outnumbered us three to one."
+
+I had so much sympathy with old Admiral Cervera that I did not have it
+in my heart to modify or change in any respect the report which he
+proposed to make to Captain-General Blanco. I felt that the truth would
+be understood in the course of time, and that while I would not now, or
+then, under any circumstances, admit that he was outnumbered in the
+proportion of three to one, I still felt that he should be at liberty to
+defend himself in that manner.
+
+The fleets that were opposed to each other on that Sunday morning were,
+as regards the number of the ships, about six to seven. Leaving out the
+torpedo-destroyers and the "Gloucester," which may be said not to have
+been fighting ships, the proportion was six to four. The fleet of the
+Spaniards consisted of four beautiful ships. I think I am stating the
+case within bounds when I say that they were--barring their condition at
+that time, which, of course, we did not all know, in many respects--that
+they were all our imaginations had led us to suppose. We outnumbered
+them, but this is only another illustration of the fact which I wish to
+bring before you, that it is necessary to have a superior force to make
+sure of victory in any case.
+
+It seems to me that you, gentlemen, who are so influential in
+determining and deciding what the Navy of the United States should be,
+should bear this emphatically in mind--that we must have more ships,
+more guns, and all that goes to constitute an efficient navy. I am not
+advocating a large navy. I do not believe that we should support a large
+navy, but that it should be much larger than it is at present I think
+you will all concede. The increased territory which we have added to our
+country will probably produce an increase in our chances for war by at
+least one hundred per cent.--not that we need increase the Navy to that
+extent--but probably will.
+
+
+
+
+NOAH HUNT SCHENCK
+
+
+TRUTH AND TRADE
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Noah Hunt Schenck at the 110th annual banquet
+ of the Chamber of Commerce of the State of New York, New York City,
+ May 14, 1878. In introducing Dr. Schenck, the President, Samuel D.
+ Babcock, said: "The loose manner in which the Dinner Committee have
+ conducted their business is now becoming evident. The chairman has
+ got considerably mixed on the toasts. You may recollect that the
+ toast to which Dr. Chapin responded referred to twins [Rev. Dr.
+ Edwin H. Chapin had spoken to the toast 'Commerce and Capital, twin
+ forerunners of civilization and philanthropy'], and here is one
+ that refers to matrimony, and it is very evident that this one
+ ought to have preceded the other. [Laughter and applause.] Eighth
+ regular toast, 'Truth and Trade: those whom God hath joined
+ together, let no man put asunder.'"]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--It were an ambitious effort to
+hold the attention of this distinguished body directly after its ears
+had been ravished by the eloquent deliverances of the finished orators
+who have just preceded me. In fact, I can scarcely imagine why you
+enlist another voice from Brooklyn, unless it be to show that there is a
+possibility of exhausting Brooklyn, and you would make it my sad office
+to afford you the illustration. [Applause.]
+
+The Chairman said at the beginning that the best speeches were to be at
+the last. You have already discovered that this was designed for irony,
+for thus far the speeches have been incomparable, but mine is to be the
+beginning of the end. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+I know that what I say is true when I charge the Chairman with irony,
+for do not I feel his iron entering my soul? [Laughter and applause.] It
+is an act of considerable temerity, even though the ground has been so
+gracefully broken by the Rev. Dr. Chapin, for a clergyman to rise
+before this common-sense body of three hundred business men (unless we
+had you in our churches), for you well know that this precious quality
+of common sense is supposed to have its habitat almost entirely with
+business men, and rarely with the clergy.
+
+I know full well that the men of the pulpit are held to be wanting in
+practical knowledge, and that we know but little of the dark and devious
+ways of this naughty world. So that, rising here, I feel as if I were
+but a little one among a thousand, and yet I would venture to submit
+that the clergy are not wholly unpractical. Nay, I sometimes am led to
+think that the men of my cloth are the most practical, common-sense
+business men in the world. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+There is certainly no class of men who can make so little go so far, who
+can live so comfortably on such small incomes, who can fatten on
+pastures where the members of this Chamber of Commerce would starve.
+[Applause and laughter.] There is no class of men that go through life
+in such large proportion without bankruptcy. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+While 25,000 merchants in the United States during the four years from
+1871 to 1875 failed in business, with liabilities amounting to
+$800,000,000 (I quote statistics from accepted authority), I do not
+believe that one-quarter of that number of clergymen failed [laughter
+and applause], or that their liabilities amounted to anything like that
+sum. [Laughter and applause.] I have seen the estimate that eighty-five
+per cent. of merchants fail within two years after they embark in
+business, notwithstanding their common sense, and that only three per
+cent, make more money in the long run than is enough for a comfortable
+livelihood.
+
+Having thus attempted to fortify my waning "Dutch courage" by an
+off-hand attack upon my hospitable entertainers, and having in some
+sense, even though it be Pickwickian, vindicated my cloth, let me go on
+for a moment and cut my garment according to it. [Laughter and
+applause.]
+
+I have been asked to say a word upon the wedlock of Truth and Trade, and
+advocate the idea that what in the nature of things has been joined
+together of God, should not, should never be sundered by man. We know
+that Truth is eternal. Trade, thank God, is not. [Laughter and
+applause.] Still, so far as time and earth are concerned, trade endures
+from first to last and everywhere. God married it to truth with the fiat
+that men should eat bread in the sweat of their faces. From that moment
+men have been wrangling in every court of conscience and society to
+secure decrees of divorce. How manifold and multitudinous the tricks,
+dodges, and evasions to which men have resorted to be rid of the work
+which conditions bread. [Laughter and applause.] The great art of life
+in the estimate of the general, said a great economist, is to have
+others do the face-sweating and themselves the bread-eating. [Laughter
+and applause.]
+
+But all along the line of the centuries the divine utterances have given
+forth with clarion clearness that God would have men illustrate morals
+and religion in the routine of business life. And so in all the upper
+levels of civilization we observe that society points with pride to the
+integrity that is proof against the temptations of trade. The men who
+have honored sublime relations of business and religion are they whom
+the world has delighted to honor. With but rare exceptions trade,
+wherever it has been prosperous, has had truth for its wedded partner.
+For the most part, wherever men have achieved high success in traffic,
+it has been not upon the principle that "Honesty is the best policy,"
+for honesty is never policy, but upon the basis of fidelity to truth and
+right under every possible condition of things. The man who is honest
+from motives of policy will be dishonest when policy beckons in that
+direction. The men who have illumined the annals of trade are those who
+have bought the truth and sold it not, who held it only to dispense it
+for the welfare of others.
+
+We cannot too highly honor the temper of that generation of business men
+who half a century ago sternly refused to compromise with any form of
+deceit in the details of traffic, visiting with the severest penalties
+those who at all impinged upon the well-accepted morals of trade. The
+story is told of a young merchant who, beginning business some fifty
+years ago, overheard one day a clerk misrepresenting the quality of some
+merchandise. He was instantly reprimanded and the article was unsold.
+The clerk resigned his position at once, and told his employer that the
+man who did business that way could not last long. But the merchant did
+last, and but lately died the possessor of the largest wealth ever
+gathered in a single lifetime.
+
+Permit me another incident and this not from New York, but Philadelphia.
+One of the Copes had but just written his check for $50 for some local
+charity, when a messenger announced the wreck of an East Indiaman
+belonging to the firm, and that the ship and cargo were a total loss.
+Another check for $500 was substituted at once, and given to the agent
+of the hospital with the remark: "What I have God gave me, and before it
+all goes, I had better put some of it where it can never be lost."
+[Applause.]
+
+Such illustrations as these are not infrequent in the biographies of
+those noble men who in days gone by as well as in our own times, have
+never divorced truth from trade, but have always reverenced the sacred
+relations. I dare venture the remark that the prosperity of a nation is
+more largely dependent upon the probity of its merchants than upon any
+other one class of men. [Applause.] This because of their numbers, their
+influence over so many who are subject to them in business, and their
+close relation to, and important control over, the financial interests
+of the country.
+
+What a wide area of opportunity is afforded in the counting-room, where
+so many students of trade are preparing for the uncertain future!
+Accept, I beseech you, the responsibility of moulding the characters of
+your young men and so prepare a generation of merchants who shall know
+of nothing but honesty and honor, and who will cherish nobility of
+sentiment in all their business transactions. [Applause.]
+
+And can you not help the world abroad as well as at home? I believe that
+merchants engaged in commerce with foreign nations, have it within the
+scope and purview of their business relations to do as much for the
+propagation of Christian truth as the Church itself. If your ventures
+are intrusted to the direction of men of character; if your agents are
+men who recognize in practice the morals of the religion they profess,
+you will not only not negative as now, alas! but too often the efforts
+of the Church's envoys, by the frequent violations of Christian law, on
+the part of those who propose to be governed by it; but through the
+illustrations you can send out of Christian consistency--by the living
+representatives of our higher civilization, which you can furnish to
+remote nations, to say nothing of the voluntary agency in scattering the
+printed powers of our faith in all quarters of the globe, how much may
+not be accomplished in this and in other ways by your men and your
+ships--Trade thus travelling round the world with Truth by her side,
+helping each other and healing the nations. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+WINFIELD SCOTT SCHLEY
+
+
+THE NAVY IN PEACE AND IN WAR
+
+ [Speech of Winfield S. Schley at the eighteenth annual dinner of
+ the New England Society of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, December 22,
+ 1898. The President, Stephen W. Dana, presented Admiral Schley in
+ these words: "Admiral Schley needs no introduction from me--he
+ speaks for himself."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY:--I am very
+much in the condition of the gentleman who, being about to be married
+and having had his wedding suit brought home a day before the event,
+returned it to the tailor with instructions to increase the girth just
+two inches. His explanation was that not enough room had been left to
+accommodate the wedding breakfast he had to eat or for the emotion that
+was to follow the event.
+
+I am always glad to meet my countrymen anywhere and everywhere. They
+stand for all that is representative; they stand for all that is
+progressive; they stand for all that represents humanity, and they stand
+for all that is fair-minded, high-minded, and honorable. As to those of
+us who by the circumstances of our service are obliged to pass the
+greater part of our lives away from home, away from kindred, and away
+from the flag, it may be difficult to understand how to keep the altar
+of one's patriotism burning when we are separated from the sweetest and
+kindest influences of life and performing a service and a duty that are
+outside of the public observation. But there is a large-heartedness at
+home that never forgets us. We are bound to our country by ties that are
+not only sweet in their nature, but the circumstances of service
+generate a love of home and a patriotism that are the surest guarantees
+of the welfare and the safety of our people.
+
+The Navy is that arm of the public defence the nature of whose duties is
+dual in that they relate to both peace and war. In times of peace the
+Navy blazes the way across the trackless deep, maps out and marks the
+dangers which lie in the routes of commerce, in order that the peaceful
+argosies of trade may pursue safe routes to the distant markets of the
+world, there to exchange the varied commodities of commerce. It
+penetrates the jungle and the tangle of the inter-tropical regions. It
+stands ready to starve to death or to die from exposure. It pushes its
+way into the icy fastnesses of the North or of the South, in order that
+it may discover new channels of trade. It carries the influence of your
+power and the beneficent advantages of your civilization to the secluded
+and hermit empires of the Eastern world, and brings them into touch with
+our Western civilization and its love of law for the sake of the law
+rather than for fear of the law's punishments. It stands guard upon the
+outer frontiers of civilization, in pestilential climates, often exposed
+to noisome disease, performing duties that are beyond the public
+observation but yet which have their happy influence in maintaining the
+reputation and character of our country and extending the civilizing
+agency of its commerce.
+
+The bones of the officers and men of the Navy lie in every country in
+the world, or along the highways of commerce; they mark the
+resting-places of martyrs to a sense of duty that is stronger than any
+fear of death. The Navy works and strives and serves, without any
+misgivings and without any complaints, only that it may be considered
+the chief and best guardian of the interests of this people, of the
+prestige of this nation, and of the glory and renown of its flag.
+
+These are some of the duties of peace, which has its triumphs "no less
+renowned than war." But it is the martial side of the Navy that is the
+more attractive one to us. It is that side of its duty which presents to
+us its characters who have written their names and their fames in fire.
+No matter what may be our ideas of civilization or how high our notions
+of peace, there is no one of us who has not felt his heart beat a little
+bit faster and his blood course a little bit more rapidly when reading
+of the daring and thrilling deeds of such men as John Paul Jones or of
+Decatur or of Stewart or of Hull or of Perry or of MacDonald or of
+Tatnall or of Ingram or of Cushing or of Porter or of Farragut.
+
+The war so happily ended has added new names to the galaxy of naval
+worthies. New stars are in the firmament. The records indicate that your
+naval representatives have been faithful to the lesson of their
+traditions, that they have been true to their history, whilst the men of
+our Navy have shown that they have lost none of the skill and none of
+the tact that they have inherited. But they have proven again that a
+generation of men who are able to defend their title to the spurs they
+inherited are proper successors to their progenitors. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+HEINRICH SCHLIEMANN
+
+
+THE BEGINNINGS OF ART
+
+ [Speech of Heinrich Schliemann at the annual banquet of the Royal
+ Academy, London, May 5, 1877. Sir Gilbert Scott, the eminent
+ architect, took the chair in the absence of Sir Frederick Grant,
+ the President of the Academy. In introducing Dr. Schliemann, Sir
+ Gilbert Scott spoke as follows: "There is one gentleman present
+ among us this evening who has special claims upon an expression of
+ our thanks. Antiquarian investigation is emphatically a subject of
+ our own day. More has been discovered of the substantial vestiges
+ of history in our own than probably in any previous age; and it
+ only needs the mention of the names of Champollion, Layard,
+ Rawlinson, and Lipsius to prove that we have in this age obtained a
+ genuine knowledge of the history of art as practised in all
+ previous ages. Not only have we obtained a correct understanding of
+ the arts of our own race as exemplified in our own medićval
+ antiquities, but lost buildings of antiquity such as the Egyptian
+ labyrinth, the palace of Nineveh, the mausoleum of Halicarnassus,
+ the temple and statues of Olympia, and the temple of Diana at
+ Ephesus have been re-discovered and disinterred. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+ There remained, however, one great hiatus. We knew something of the
+ more archaic periods of Greek art, and we knew that on the gate of
+ Mycenć there were evidences of an art far more archaic and
+ apparently not allied with true Hellenic art, but we knew no more
+ nor had an idea how the great gulf in art history was to be bridged
+ over. It still remains a great gulf, but Dr. Schliemann by his
+ excavations, first on the site of Troy and then of Mycenć, has
+ brought to open daylight what, without prejudging questions as yet
+ _sub judice_, seem to be the veritable works of the heroes of the
+ Iliad; and if he has not yet actually solved the mysteries which
+ shroud that age, he has brought before us a perfect wealth of fact
+ at the least calculated to sharpen our antiquarian appetite for
+ more certain knowledge. Knowing that Dr. Schliemann is like one in
+ old times, who, while longing to tell of the Atrides and of Cadmus,
+ yet allowed the chords of his heart to vibrate to softer
+ influences, I will, while proposing his health, conjoin with his
+ name that of his energetic fellow-explorer, Madame Schliemann."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, MY LORDS, AND GENTLEMEN:--You have been pleased
+to confer upon me two of the greatest honors which this country can
+possibly bestow upon a foreigner--first, by your kind invitation to this
+hospitable banquet to meet the most illustrious statesmen, the most
+eminent scholars, and the most distinguished artists; and secondly, by
+your toast to my health. In warmly thanking you, I feel the greatest
+satisfaction to think that for these signal honors, I am solely indebted
+to my labors in Troy and Mycenć. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+
+In Troy art was only in its first dawn; color was still completely
+unknown, and instead of painting, the vases were decorated with incised
+patterns filled with white clay. The productions of sculpture were
+limited to carving of small flat idols of Minerva [Greek: glaukôpis][6]
+of marble, almost in the forms of two discs, which adhered to each
+other, and upon which the owl's face is rudely scratched. The Trojan
+treasure certainly shows more art, but it is characterized by an absence
+of ornamentation. In Mycenć, on the contrary, the monuments which I have
+brought to light show a high state of civilization, and the skill with
+which the gold ornaments are made leads us to pre-suppose a school of
+domestic artists which had flourished for ages before it reached such
+perfection.
+
+The very great symmetry we see also in the vase-paintings and in the
+carvings of spirals and rosettes on stone, whereas representations of
+men or animals are exceedingly rude and appear to be the primitive
+Mycenean sculptor's first essay. But rude as they are, and childish as
+they look, these primitive productions of Greek art are of paramount
+interest to science, because we see in them the great-grandfathers of
+the masterpieces of Phidias and Praxiteles; they prove to us in the most
+certain manner that the artistic genius of the epoch of Pericles did not
+come suddenly down from heaven like Minerva from the head of Jove, but
+that it was the result of a school of artists, which had gradually
+developed in the course of ages.
+
+Once more, I tender my thanks for the patience with which you have
+listened to a stranger. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+
+
+
+
+CARL SCHURZ
+
+
+THE OLD WORLD AND THE NEW
+
+ [Speech of Carl Schurz at a banquet given by the Chamber of
+ Commerce of the State of New York, New York City, November 5, 1881,
+ in honor of the guests of the Nation, the French diplomatic
+ representatives in America, and members of the families descended
+ from our foreign sympathizers and helpers, General Lafayette, Count
+ de Rochambeau, Count de Grasse, Baron von Steuben, and others, who
+ were present at the centennial celebration of the victory at
+ Yorktown. The chairman, James M. Brown, Vice-President of the
+ Chamber of Commerce, proposed the toast, "The Old World and the
+ New," to which Carl Schurz was called upon for a response.]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN OF THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE:--If you
+had been called upon to respond to the toast: "The Old World and the
+New" as frequently as I have, you would certainly find as much
+difficulty as I find in saying anything of the Old World that is new or
+of the New World that is not old. [Applause.]
+
+And the embarrassment grows upon me as I grow older, as it would upon
+all of you, except perhaps my good friend, Mr. Evarts, who has
+determined never to grow old, and whose witty sayings are always as good
+as new. [Laughter.] Still, gentlemen, the scenes which we have been
+beholding during the last few weeks have had something of a fresh
+inspiration in them. We have been celebrating a great warlike event--not
+great in the number of men that were killed in it, but very great in the
+number of people it has made happy. It has made happy not only the
+people of this country who now count over fifty millions, but it has
+made happier than they were before the nations of the Old World, too;
+who, combined, count a great many more. [Applause.]
+
+American Independence was declared at Philadelphia on July 4, 1776, by
+those who were born upon this soil, but American Independence was
+virtually accomplished by that very warlike event I speak of, on the
+field of Yorktown, where the Old World lent a helping hand to the New.
+[Applause.] To be sure, there was a part of the Old World consisting of
+the British, and I am sorry to say, some German soldiers, who strove to
+keep down the aspirations of the New, but they were there in obedience
+to the command of a power which they were not able to resist, while that
+part of the Old World which fought upon the American side was here of
+its own free will as volunteers. [Cheers.]
+
+It might be said that most of the regular soldiers of France were here
+also by the command of power, but it will not be forgotten that there
+was not only Lafayette, led here by his youthful enthusiasm for the
+American cause, but there was France herself, the great power of the Old
+World appearing as a volunteer on a great scale. [Cheers.] So were there
+as volunteers those who brought their individual swords to the service
+of the New World. There was the gallant Steuben, the great organizer who
+trained the American army to victory, a representative of that great
+nation whose monuments stand not only upon hundreds of battle-fields of
+arms, but whose prouder monuments stand upon many more battle-fields of
+thought. [Cheers.] There was Pulaski, the Pole, and DeKalb who died for
+American Independence before it was achieved. And there were many more
+Frenchmen, Germans, Swedes, Hollanders, Englishmen even, who did not
+obey the behests of power. [Cheers.] And so it may be said that the
+cause of the New World was the cause of the volunteers of the Old. And
+it has remained the cause of volunteers in peace as well as in war, for
+since then we have received millions of them, and they are arriving now
+in a steady stream, thousands of them every week; I have the honor to
+say, gentlemen, that I am one of them. [Cheers.]
+
+Nor is it probable that this volunteering in mass will ever stop, for it
+is in fact drawn over here by the excitement of war as much as by the
+victories of peace. It was, therefore, natural that the great
+celebration of that warlike event should have been turned or rather that
+it should have turned itself into a festival of peace on the old field
+of Yorktown--peace illustrated by the happy faces of a vast multitude,
+and by all the evidence of thrift and prosperity and well-being; peace
+illustrated by the very citizen-soldiery who appeared there to ornament
+as a pageant, with their brilliant bayonets that peaceful festival;
+peace illustrated by the warmth of a grand popular welcome offered to
+the honored representatives of the Old World; peace illustrated, still
+more, by their friendly meeting upon American soil whatever their
+contentions at home may have been; peace glorified by what has already
+been so eloquently referred to by Dr. Storrs and Mr. Evarts; that solemn
+salute offered to the British flag, to the very emblem of the old
+antagonism of a hundred years ago; and that salute, echoing in every
+patriotic American heart, to be followed as the telegraph tells us now,
+by the carrying of the American flag in honor in the Lord Mayor's
+procession in London--all this a cosmopolitan peace festival, in which
+the Old World sent its representatives to join in rejoicing over the
+prosperity and progress of the New. [Cheers.]
+
+There could hardly have been a happier expression of this spirit of
+harmony than was presented in the serenade offered to these
+gentlemen--representatives of the honored name of Steuben on the evening
+of their arrival in New York, the band playing first "The Watch on the
+Rhine," followed by the "Marseillaise" and "God Save the Queen," and
+then the martial airs of the Old World resolving themselves into the
+peaceful strains of the crowning glory of "Hail, Columbia!" and "Yankee
+Doodle." [Cheers.]
+
+The cordiality of feeling which binds the Old and the New World
+together, and which found so touching, so tender, so wonderful an
+expression in the universal heartfelt sorrow of all civilized mankind at
+the great national bereavement, which recently has befallen us [the
+assassination of President Garfield], can hardly fail to be strengthened
+by this visit of the Old World guests whom we delight to honor.
+[Cheers.]
+
+They have seen now something of our country, and our people; most of
+them, probably, for the first time, and I have no doubt they have
+arrived at the conclusion that the country for which Lafayette and
+Steuben and Rochambeau fought is a good country, inhabited by a good
+people [cheers]; a good country and a good people, worthy of being
+fought for by the noblest men of the earth; and I trust also when these
+gentlemen return to their own homes they will go back with the assurance
+that the names of their ancestors who drew their swords for American
+liberty stand in the heart of every true American side by side with the
+greatest American names, and that, although a century has elapsed since
+the surrender of Yorktown, still the gratitude of American hearts is as
+young and fresh and warm to-day as it was at the moment when Cornwallis
+hauled down his flag. [Applause.]
+
+It seems to me also, gentlemen, that we have already given some
+practical evidence of that gratitude. The independence they helped to
+achieve has made the American nation so strong and active and prosperous
+that when the Old World runs short of provisions, the New stands always
+ready and eager even, to fill the gap, and by and by we may even send
+over some products of other industries for their accommodation.
+[Applause.]
+
+In fact, we have been so very liberal and generous in that respect, that
+some of our friends on the other side of the sea are beginning to think
+that there may be a little too much of a good thing, and are talking of
+shutting it off by tricks of taxation. [Laughter.] However, we are not
+easily baffled. Not content with the contribution of our material
+products, we even send them from time to time, some of our wisdom, as,
+for instance, a few months ago, our friend, Mr. Evarts, went over there
+to tell them about the double standard--all that we knew and a good deal
+more. [Laughter.] We might even be willing to send them all the
+accumulated stock of our silver, if they will give us their gold for it.
+[Cheers.] It is to be apprehended that this kind of generosity will not
+be fittingly appreciated and in that respect they may prefer the wisdom
+of the Old World to that of the New. [Laughter.]
+
+However, we shall not quarrel about that, for seriously speaking, the
+New and the Old World must and will, in the commercial point of view, be
+of infinite use one to another as mutual customers, and our commercial
+relations will grow more fruitful to both sides from year to year, and
+from day to day, as we remain true to the good old maxim: "Live and let
+live." [Cheers.] Nor is there the least speck of danger in the horizon
+threatening to disturb the friendliness of an international
+understanding between the Old World and the New. That cordial
+international understanding rests upon a very simple, natural, and solid
+basis. We rejoice with the nations of the Old World in all their
+successes, all their prosperity, and all their happiness, and we
+profoundly and earnestly sympathize with them whenever a misfortune
+overtakes them. But one thing we shall never think of doing, and that
+is, interfering in their affairs. [Cheers.]
+
+On the other hand they will give us always their sympathy in good and
+evil as they have done heretofore, and we expect that they will never
+think of interfering with our affairs on this side of the ocean. [Loud
+cheers.] Our limits are very distinctly drawn, and certainly no just or
+prudent power will ever think of upsetting them. The Old World and the
+New will ever live in harmonious accord as long as we do not try to jump
+over their fences and they do not try to jump over ours. [Cheers.]
+
+This being our understanding, nothing will be more natural than
+friendship and good-will between the nations of the two sides of the
+Atlantic. The only danger ahead of us might be that arising from
+altogether too sentimental a fondness for one another which may lead us
+into lovers' jealousies and quarrels. Already some of our honored guests
+may feel like complaining that we have come very near to killing them
+with kindness; at any rate, we are permitted to hope that a hundred
+years hence our descendants may assemble again to celebrate the memory
+of the feast of cordial friendship which we now enjoy, and when they do
+so, they will come to an American Republic of three hundred millions of
+people, a city of New York of ten million inhabitants, and to a
+Delmonico's ten stories high with a station for airships running between
+Europe and America on the top of it [cheers], and then our guests may
+even expect to find comfortable hotels and decent accommodations at the
+deserted village of Yorktown. [Laughter and cheers.]
+
+But, in the meantime, I am sure our Old World guests who to-night
+delight us with their presence, will never cease to be proud of it that
+the great names of which they are the honored representatives are
+inscribed upon some of the most splendid pages of the New World's
+history, and will live forever in the grateful affection of the New
+World's heart. [Loud applause.]
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM H. SEWARD
+
+
+A PIOUS PILGRIMAGE
+
+ [Speech of William H. Seward at a banquet held at Plymouth, Mass.,
+ December 21, 1855. Preceding this banquet Mr. Seward delivered an
+ oration on "The Pilgrims and Liberty." The speech here given is his
+ response to the toast proposed at the banquet, "The Orator of the
+ Day, eloquent in his tribute to the virtues of the Pilgrims;
+ faithful, in his life, to the lessons they taught."]
+
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:--The Puritans were Protestants, but they
+were not protestants against everybody and everything, right or wrong.
+They did not protest indiscriminately against everything they found in
+England. On the other hand, we have abundant indications in the works of
+genius and art which they left behind them that they had a reverence for
+all that is good and true; while they protested against everything that
+was false and vicious. They had a reverence for the good taste and the
+literature, science, eloquence, and poetry of England, and so I trust it
+is with their successors in this once bleak and inhospitable, but now
+rich and prosperous land. They could appreciate poetry, as well as good
+sense and good taste, and so I call to your recollection the language of
+a poet who had not loomed up at the time of the Puritans as he has
+since. It was addressed to his steed, after an ill-starred journey to
+Islingtontown. The poet said:--
+
+ "'Twas for your pleasure you came here,
+ You shall go back for mine."
+
+Being a candid and frank man, as one ought to be who addresses the
+descendants of the Puritans, I may say that it was not at all for your
+pleasure that I came here. Though I may go back to gratify you, yet I
+came here for my own purposes. The time has passed away when I could
+make a distant journey from a mild climate to a cold though fair region,
+without inconvenience; but there was one wish, I might almost say there
+was only one wish of my heart that I was anxious should be gratified. I
+had been favored with many occasions to see the seats of empire in this
+western world, and had never omitted occasions to see where the seats of
+empire were planted, and how they prospered. I had visited the capital
+of my own and of many other American States. I had regarded with
+admiration the capital of this great Republic, in whose destinies, in
+common with you all, I feel an interest which can never die. I had seen
+the capitals of the British Empire, and of many foreign empires, and had
+endeavored to study for myself the principles which have prevailed in
+the foundation of states and empires. With that view I had beheld a city
+standing where a migration from the Netherlands planted an empire on the
+bay of New York, at Manhattan, or perhaps more properly at Fort Orange.
+They sought to plant a commercial empire, and they did not fail; but in
+New York now, although they celebrate the memories and virtues of
+fatherland, there is no day dedicated to the colonization of New York by
+the original settlers, the immigrants from Holland. I have visited
+Wilmington, on Christina Creek, in Delaware, where a colony was planted
+by the Swedes, about the time of the settlement of Plymouth, and though
+the old church built by the colonists still stands there, I learned that
+there did not remain in the whole State a family capable of speaking the
+language, or conscious of bearing the name of one of the thirty-one
+original colonists.
+
+I have stood on the spot where a treaty was made by William Penn with
+the aborigines of Pennsylvania, where a seat of empire was established
+by him, and, although the statue of the good man stands in public
+places, and his memory remains in the minds of men, yet there is no day
+set apart for the recollection of the time and occasion when civil and
+religious liberty were planted in that State. I went still farther
+south, and descending the James River, sought the first colony of
+Virginia at Jamestown. There remains nothing but the broken, ruined
+tower of a poor church built of brick, in which Pocahontas was married,
+and over the ruins of which the ivy now creeps. Not a human being, bond
+or free, is to be seen within a mile from the spot, nor a town or city
+as numerously populated as Plymouth, on the whole shores of the broad,
+beautiful, majestic river, between Richmond at the head, and Norfolk,
+where arms and the government have established fortifications. Nowhere
+else in America, then, was there left a remembrance by the descendants
+of the founders of colonies, of the virtues, the sufferings, the
+bravery, the fidelity to truth and freedom of their ancestors; and more
+painful still, nowhere in Europe can be found an acknowledgment or even
+a memory of these colonists. In Holland, in Spain, in Great Britain, in
+France, nowhere is there to be found any remembrance of the men they
+sent out to plant liberty on this continent. So on the way to the
+Mississippi, I saw where De Soto planted the standard of Spain, and, in
+imagination at least, I followed the march of Cortez in Mexico, and
+Pizarro in Peru; but their memory has gone out. Civil liberty perishes,
+and religious liberty was never known in South America; nor does Spain,
+any more than other lands, retain the memory of the apostles she sent
+out to convert the new world to a purer faith, and raise the hopes of
+mankind for the well-being of the future.
+
+There was one only place, where a company of outcasts, men despised,
+contemned, reproached as malcontents and fanatics, had planted a colony,
+and that colony had grown and flourished; and there had never been a day
+since it was planted that the very town, and shore, and coast, where it
+was planted had not grown and spread in population, wealth, prosperity,
+and happiness, richer and stronger continually. It had not only grown
+and flourished like a vigorous tree, rejoicing in its own strength, but
+had sent out offshoots in all directions. Everywhere the descendants of
+these colonists were found engaged in the struggles for civil and
+religious liberty, and the rights of man. I had found them by my side,
+the champions of humanity, upon whose stalwart arms I might safely rely.
+
+I came here, then, because the occasion offered, and if I pretermitted
+this, it might be the last, and I was unwilling that any friend or any
+child, who might lean upon me, who reckoned upon my counsel or advice,
+should know that I had been such a truant to the cause of religious
+liberty and humanity, as never to have seen the Rock of Plymouth.
+
+My mission being now accomplished, having shed tears in the first church
+of the Puritans, when the heartfelt benediction was pronounced over my
+unworthy head by that venerable pastor, I have only to ask that I be
+dismissed from further service with your kind wishes. I will hold the
+occasion ever dear to my remembrance, for it is here I have found the
+solution of the great political problem. Like Archimedes, I have found
+the fulcrum by whose aid I may move the world--the moral world--and that
+fulcrum is Plymouth Rock.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM TECUMSEH SHERMAN
+
+
+THE ARMY AND NAVY
+
+ [Speech of General William T. Sherman at the first annual dinner of
+ the New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1880.
+ The President, Benjamin D. Silliman, on announcing the toast, "The
+ Army and Navy--Great and imperishable names and deeds have
+ illustrated their history," said: "In response to this toast, I
+ have the privilege of calling on the great Captain who commands the
+ armies of the Republic; of whom it has been said, that he combines
+ the skill and valor of the soldier, with the wisdom of the
+ statesman, and whose name will ever live in the history of the
+ nation. We shall have the great satisfaction of listening to
+ General Sherman."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--While in Washington I was
+somewhat embarrassed by receiving invitations from two different New
+England societies to dine with them on different days in commemoration
+of the same event. I hoped, under cover of that mistake, to escape one
+or the other, but I find that each claims its day to be the genuine
+anniversary of the landing of their Fathers on Plymouth Rock. I must
+leave some of you to settle this controversy, for I don't know whether
+it was the 21st or 22d; you here in Brooklyn say the 21st; they in New
+York say it was the 22d. Laboring under this serious doubt, when I came
+on the stand and found my name enrolled among the orators and statesmen
+present, and saw that I was booked to make a speech, I appealed to a
+learned and most eloquent attorney to represent me on this occasion. I
+even tried to bribe him with an office which I could not give; but he
+said that he belonged to that army sometimes described as "invincible in
+peace, invisible in war." [Laughter.] He would not respond for me.
+Therefore I find myself upon the stand at this moment compelled to
+respond, after wars have been abolished by the Honorable Secretary of
+State, and men are said to have risen to that level where they are never
+to do harm to each other again--with the millennium come, in fact, God
+grant it may be so? [Applause.]
+
+I doubt it. I heard Henry Clay announce the same doctrine long before
+our Civil War. I heard also assertions of the same kind uttered on the
+floor of our Senate by learned and good men twenty years ago when we
+were on the very threshold of one of the most bloody wars which ever
+devastated this or any other land. Therefore I have some doubt whether
+mankind has attained that eminence where it can look backward upon wars
+and rumors of war, and forward to a state of perpetual peace.
+
+No, my friends, I think man remains the same to-day, as he was in the
+beginning. He is not alone a being of reason; he has passions and
+feelings which require sometimes to be curbed by force; and all prudent
+people ought to be ready and willing to meet strife when it comes. To be
+prepared is the best answer to that question. [Applause.]
+
+Now my friends, the toast you have given me to-night to respond to is
+somewhat obscure to me. We have heard to-night enumerated the principles
+of your society--which are called "New England ideas." They are as
+perfect as the catechism. [Applause and laughter.] I have heard them
+supplemented by a sort of codicil, to the effect that a large part of
+our country--probably one-half--is still disturbed, and that the
+Northern man is not welcome there. I know of my own knowledge that
+two-thirds of the territory of the United States are not yet settled. I
+believe that when our Pilgrim Fathers landed on Plymouth Rock, they
+began the war of civilization against barbarism, which is not yet ended
+in America. The Nation then, as Mr. Beecher has well said, in the strife
+begun by our fathers, aimed to reach a higher manhood--a manhood of
+virtue, a manhood of courage, a manhood of faith, a manhood that aspires
+to approach the attributes of God Himself.
+
+Whilst granting to every man the highest liberty known on earth, every
+Yankee believes that the citizen must be the architect of his own
+fortune; must carry the same civilization wherever he goes, building
+school-houses and churches for all alike, and wherever the Yankee has
+gone thus far he has carried his principles and has enlarged New England
+so that it now embraces probably a third or a half of the settled part
+of America. That has been a great achievement, but it is not yet
+completed. Your work is not all finished.
+
+You who sit here in New York, just as your London cousins did two
+hundred and fifty years ago, know not the struggle that is beyond. At
+this very moment of time there are Miles Standishes, under the cover of
+the snow of the Rocky Mountains, doing just what your forefathers did
+two hundred and fifty years ago. They have the same hard struggle before
+them that your fathers had. You remember they commenced in New England
+by building log cabins and fences and tilling the sterile, stony, soil,
+which Mr. Beecher describes, and I believe these have been largely
+instrumental in the development of the New England character. Had your
+ancestors been cast on the fertile shores of the lower Mississippi, you
+might not be the same vigorous men you are to-day. Your fathers had to
+toil and labor. That was a good thing for you, and it will be good for
+your children if you can only keep them in the same tracks. But here in
+New York and in Brooklyn, I do not think you now are exactly like your
+forefathers, but I can take you where you will see real live Yankees,
+very much the same as your fathers were. In New York with wealth and
+station, and everything that makes life pleasant, you are not the same
+persons physically, though you profess the same principles, yet as
+prudent men, you employ more policemen in New York--a larger proportion
+to the inhabitants of your city than the whole army of the United States
+bears to the people of the United States. You have no Indians here,
+though you have "scalpers." [Applause and laughter.] You have no
+"road-agents" here, and yet you keep your police; and so does our
+Government keep a police force where there are real Indians and real
+road-agents, and you, gentlemen, who sit here at this table to-night who
+have contributed of your means whereby railroads have been built across
+the continent, know well that this little army, which I represent here
+to-night, is at this moment guarding these great roadways against
+incursions of desperate men who would stop the cars and interfere with
+the mails and travel, which would paralyze the trade and commerce of the
+whole civilized world, that now passes safely over the great Pacific
+road, leading to San Francisco. Others are building roads north and
+south, over which we soldiers pass almost yearly, and there also you
+will find the blue-coats to-day, guarding the road, not for their
+advantage, or their safety, but for your safety, for the safety of your
+capital.
+
+So long as there is such a thing as money, there will be people trying
+to get that money; they will struggle for it, and they will die for it
+sometimes. We are a good-enough people, a better people it may be than
+those of England, or France, though some doubt it. Still we believe
+ourselves a higher race of people than have ever been produced by any
+concatenation of events before. [Laughter.] We claim to be, and whether
+it be due to the ministers of New England, or to the higher type of
+manhood, of which Mr. Beecher speaks--which latter doctrine I prefer to
+submit to--I don't care which, there is in human nature a spark of
+mischief, a spark of danger, which in the aggregate will make force as
+necessary for the government of mankind as the Almighty finds the
+electric fluid necessary to clear the atmosphere. [Applause.]
+
+You speak in your toast of "honored names"; you are more familiar with
+the history of your country than I am, and know that the brightest pages
+have been written on the battle-field. Is there a New Englander here who
+would wipe "Bunker Hill" from his list for any price in Wall Street? Not
+one of you! Yet you can go out into Pennsylvania and find a thousand of
+bigger hills which you can buy for ten dollars an acre. It is not
+because of its money value, but because Warren died there in defence of
+your government which makes it so dear to you. Turn to the West. What
+man would part with the fame of Harrison and of Perry? They made the
+settlement of the great Northwest by your Yankees possible. They opened
+that highway to you, and shall no honor be given to them? Had it not
+been for the battles on the Thames by Harrison, and by Perry on Lake
+Erie, the settlement of the great West would not have occurred by New
+England industry and thrift. Therefore I say that there is an eloquence
+of thought in those names as great as ever was heard on the floor of
+Congress, or in the courts of New York. [Applause.]
+
+So I might go on, and take New Orleans, for example, where General
+Jackson fought a battle with the assistance of pirates, many of them
+black men and slaves, who became free by that act. There the black man
+first fought for his freedom, and I believe black men must fight for
+their freedom if they expect to get it and hold it secure. Every white
+soldier in this land will help him fight for his freedom, but he must
+first strike for it himself. "Who would be free, themselves must strike
+the blow." [Cheers.] That truth is ripening, and will manifest itself in
+due time. I have as much faith in it as I have that the manhood, and
+faith, and firmness, and courage of New England has contributed so much
+to the wealth, the civilization, the fame, and glory of our country.
+There is no danger of this country going backward. The Civil War settled
+facts that remain recorded and never will be obliterated. Taken in that
+connection I say that these battles were fought after many good and wise
+men had declared all war to be a barbarism--a thing of the past. The
+fields stained with patriotic blood will be revered by our children and
+our children's children, long after we, the actors, may be forgotten.
+The world will not stop; it is moving on; and the day will come when all
+nations will be equal "brothers all," when the Scotchman and the
+Englishman will be as the son of America. We want the universal humanity
+and manhood that Mr. Beecher has spoken of so eloquently. You Yankees
+don't want to monopolize all the virtues; if you do, you won't get them.
+[Laughter.]
+
+The Germans have an industry and a type of manhood which we may well
+imitate. We find them settling now in South America, and in fact they
+are heading you Yankees off in the South American trade. It won't do to
+sit down here and brag. You must go forth and settle up new lands for
+you and your children, as your fathers did. That is what has been going
+on since Plymouth Rock, and will to the end. The end is not yet, but
+that it will come and that this highest type of manhood will prevail in
+the end I believe as firmly as any man who stands on this floor. It will
+be done not by us alone, but by all people uniting, each acting his own
+part; the merchant, the lawyer, the mechanic, the farmer, and the
+soldier. But I contend that so long as man is man there is a necessity
+for organized force, to enable us to reach the highest type of manhood
+aimed at by our New England ancestors. [Loud applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A REMINISCENCE OF THE WAR
+
+ [Speech of General William T. Sherman at the eighty-first annual
+ dinner of the New England Society in the City of New York, December
+ 22, 1886. Judge Horace Russell presided and introduced General
+ Sherman as a son of New England whom the Society delighted to
+ honor. The toast proposed was, "Health and Long Life to General
+ Sherman." The General was visibly affected by the enthusiastic
+ greeting he received when he rose to respond.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY OF NEW
+YORK:--Were I to do the proper thing, I would turn to my friend on
+the left [T. DeWitt Talmage] and say, Amen; for he has drawn a glorious
+picture of war in language stronger than even I or my friend, General
+Schofield, could dare to use. But looking over the Society to-night--so
+many young faces here, so many old and loved ones gone--I feel almost as
+one of your Forefathers. [Laughter and applause.] Many and many a time
+have I been welcomed among you. I came from a bloody Civil War to New
+York twenty or twenty-one years ago, when a committee came to me in my
+room and dragged me unwillingly before the then New England Society of
+New York. They received me with such hearty applause and such kindly
+greetings that my heart goes out to you now to-night as their
+representatives. [Applause.] God knows I wish you, one and all, the
+blessings of life and enjoyment of the good things you now possess, and
+others yet in store for you.
+
+I hope not to occupy more than a few minutes of your time, for last
+night I celebrated the same event in Brooklyn, and at about two or three
+o'clock this morning I saw this hall filled with lovely ladies waltzing
+[laughter], and here again I am to-night. [Renewed laughter. A voice,
+"You're a rounder, General."] But I shall ever, ever recur to the early
+meetings of the New England Society, in which I shared, with a pride and
+satisfaction which words will not express; and I hope the few I now say
+will be received in the kindly spirit they are made in, be they what
+they may, for the call upon me is sudden and somewhat unexpected.
+
+I have no toast. I am a rover. [Laughter.] I can choose to say what I
+may--not tied by any text or formula. I know when you look upon old
+General Sherman, as you seem to call him [Oh, oh!]--pretty young yet, my
+friends, not all the devil out of me yet, and I hope still to share with
+you many a festive occasion--whenever you may assemble, wherever the
+sons of New England may assemble, be it here under this Delmonico roof,
+or in Brooklyn, or even in Boston, I will try to be there. [Applause.]
+
+My friends, I have had many, many experiences, and it always seems to me
+easier to recur to some of them when I am on my feet, for they come back
+to me like the memory of a dream, pleasant to think of. And now,
+to-night, I know the Civil War is uppermost in your minds, although I
+would banish it as a thing of trade, something too common to my calling;
+yet I know it pleases the audience to refer to little incidents here and
+there of the great Civil War, in which I took a humble part. [Applause.]
+I remember, one day away down in Georgia, somewhere between, I think,
+Milledgeville and Millen, I was riding on a good horse and had some
+friends along with me to keep good-fellowship. [Laughter.] A pretty
+numerous party, all clever good fellows. [Renewed laughter.] Riding
+along, I spied a plantation. I was thirsty, rode up to the gate and
+dismounted. One of these men with sabres by their side, called
+orderlies, stood by my horse. I walked up on the porch, where there was
+an old gentleman, probably sixty years of age, white-haired and very
+gentle in his manners--evidently a planter of the higher class. I asked
+him if he would be kind enough to give me some water. He called a boy,
+and soon he had a bucket of water with a dipper. I then asked for a
+chair, and called one or two of my officers. Among them was, I think,
+Dr. John Moore, who recently has been made Surgeon-General of the Army,
+for which I am very glad--indebted to Mr. Cleveland. [Laughter and
+applause.] We sat on the porch, and the old man held the bucket, and I
+took a long drink of water, and maybe lighted a cigar [laughter], and it
+is possible I may have had a little flask of whiskey along. [Renewed
+laughter.]
+
+At all events, I got into a conversation; and the troops drifted along,
+passing down the roadway closely by fours, and every regiment had its
+banner, regimental or national, sometimes furled and sometimes afloat.
+The old gentleman says:--
+
+"General, what troops are these passing now?"
+
+As the color-bearer came by, I said: "Throw out your colors. That is the
+39th Iowa."
+
+"The 39th Iowa! 39th Iowa! Iowa! 39th! What do you mean by 39th?"
+
+"Well," said I, "habitually, a regiment, when organized, amounts to
+1,000 men."
+
+"Do you pretend to say Iowa has sent 39,000 men into this cruel Civil
+War?" [Laughter.]
+
+"Why, my friend, I think that may be inferred."
+
+"Well," says he, "where's Iowa?" [Laughter.]
+
+"Iowa is a State bounded on the east by the Mississippi, on the south by
+Missouri, on the west by unknown country, and on the north by the North
+Pole."
+
+"Well," says he, "39,000 men from Iowa! You must have a million men."
+
+Says I: "I think about that."
+
+Presently another regiment came along.
+
+"What may that be?"
+
+I called to the color-bearer: "Throw out your colors and let us see,"
+and it was the 21st or 22d Wisconsin--I have forgotten which.
+
+"Wisconsin! Northwest Territory! Wisconsin! Is it spelled with an O or a
+W?"
+
+"Why, we spell it now with a W. It used to be spelled Ouis."
+
+"The 22d! that makes 22,000 men?"
+
+"Yes, I think there are a good many more than that. Wisconsin has sent
+about 30,000 men into the war."
+
+Then again came along another regiment from Minnesota.
+
+"Minnesota! My God! where is Minnesota?" [Laughter.] "Minnesota!"
+
+"Minnesota is away up on the sources of the Mississippi River, a
+beautiful Territory, too, by the way--a beautiful State."
+
+"A State?"
+
+"Yes; has Senators in Congress; good ones, too. They're very fine
+men--very fine troops."
+
+"How many men has she sent to this cruel war?"
+
+"Well, I don't exactly know; somewhere between 10,000 and 20,000 men,
+probably. Don't make any difference--all we want." [Laughter.]
+
+"Well," says he, "now we must have been a set of fools to throw down the
+gage of battle to a country we didn't know the geography of!" [Laughter
+and applause.] "When I went to school that was the Northwest Territory,
+and the Northwest Territory--well," says he, "we looked upon that as
+away off, and didn't know anything about it. Fact is, we didn't know
+anything at all about it."
+
+Said I: "My friend, think of it a moment. Down here in Georgia, one of
+the original thirteen States which formed the great Union of this
+country, you have stood fast. You have stood fast while the great
+Northwest has been growing with a giant's growth. Iowa to-day, my
+friend, contains more railroads, more turnpikes, more acres of
+cultivated land, more people, more intelligence, more schools, more
+colleges--more of everything which constitutes a refined and enlightened
+State--than the whole State of Georgia."
+
+"My God," says the man, "it's awful. I didn't dream of that."
+
+"Well," says I, "look here, my friend; I was once a banker, and have
+some knowledge of notes, indorsements, and so forth. Did you ever have
+anything to do with indorsements?"
+
+Says he: "Yes, I have had my share. I have a factor in Savannah, and I
+give my note and he indorses it, and I get the money somehow or other. I
+have to pay it in the end out of the crop."
+
+"Well," says I, "now look here. In 1861 the Southern States had
+4,000,000 slaves as property, for which the States of Pennsylvania, New
+York, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and so forth, were indorsers. We were on
+the bond. Your slaves were protected by the same law which protects land
+and other property. Now, you got mad at them because they didn't think
+exactly as you did about religion, and about this thing and t'other
+thing; and like a set of fools you first took your bond and drew your
+pen through the indorser's names. Do you know what the effect will be?
+You will never get paid for those niggers at all." [Laughter.] "They are
+gone. They're free men now."
+
+"Well," says he, "we were the greatest set of fools that ever were in
+the world." [Laughter.]
+
+And so I saw one reconstructed man in the good State of Georgia before I
+left it. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+Yes, my friends, in those days things looked gloomy to us, but the
+decree came from a higher power. No pen, no statesman, in fact, no
+divine could have solved the riddle which bound us at that time; nothing
+but the great God of War. And you and your fathers, your ancestors, if
+you please, of whom I profess to be one [applause], had to resort to the
+great arbiter of battles, and call upon Jove himself. And now all men in
+America, North and South, East and West, stand free before the tribunal
+of the Almighty, each man to work out his own destiny according to his
+ability, and according to his virtue, and according to his manhood.
+[Applause.] I assure you that we who took part in that war were kindly
+men. We did not wish to kill. We did not wish to strike a blow. I know
+that I grieved as much as any man when I saw pain and sorrow and
+affliction among the innocent and distressed, and when I saw burning and
+desolation. But these were incidents of war, and were forced upon
+us--forced upon us by men influenced by a bad ambition; not by the men
+who owned those slaves, but by politicians who used that as a pretext,
+and forced you and your fathers and me and others who sit near me, to
+take up arms and settle the controversy once and forever. [Cries of
+"good," and loud applause.]
+
+Now, my friends of New England, we all know what your ancestors are
+recorded to have been; mine were of the same stock. Both my parents were
+from Norwalk, Connecticut. I think and feel like you. I, too, was taught
+the alphabet with blows, and all the knowledge I possessed before I went
+to West Point was spanked into me by the ferule of those old
+schoolmasters. [Laughter.] I learned my lesson well, and I hope that
+you, sons of New England, will ever stand by your country and its flag,
+glory in the achievements of your ancestors, and forever--and to a day
+beyond forever, if necessary, giving you time to make the journey to
+your last resting-place--honor your blood, honor your Forefathers, honor
+yourselves, and treasure the memories of those who have gone before you.
+[Enthusiastic applause.]
+
+
+
+
+BALLARD SMITH
+
+
+THE PRESS OF THE SOUTH
+
+ [Speech of Ballard Smith at the annual banquet given by the
+ Southern Society of New York, February 22, 1888. John C. Calhoun,
+ one of the Vice-Presidents of the Society, presided. Mr. Smith
+ spoke to the toast, "The Press of the South."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--The newspaper has always been a
+potent factor in the South--for many years almost exclusively political,
+but since the war occupying its more proper sphere and assisting more
+largely in the material development of the country. I think every
+Southern man will agree with me that the change of procession has been
+to the very great advantage of our section. The columns of the
+ante-bellum newspaper were too often the opportunity for the indulgence
+of excited passions, political and social, and I doubt if our people
+could not have better spared the newspaper altogether than to have
+permitted the license of accusation, political incitement, and personal
+rancor which characterized so largely the journals of thirty years ago.
+[Applause.] But they were virile hands which held editorial pens in
+those days and the faults were doubtless faults of the period rather
+than of the men themselves. It was a splendid galaxy--that company which
+included George D. Prentiss, Rhett, Forsythe, Hughes, Henry D. Wise,
+John Mitchell, and Thomas Ritchie.
+
+But it is of Southern journalism during these last twenty years of which
+I would speak. I have known something of it because my own
+apprenticeship was served in one of the most brilliant journals of this
+or any other time and of this or any other country. The services of
+Henry Watterson to the South and to the country are a part of the
+history of our time. [Applause.] His loyalty toward his section could
+never have been doubted, and his firmness and broad patriotism served it
+at a time of need to a degree which perhaps the firmness and patriotism
+of no other man in the South could have equalled. He had for the vehicle
+of his eloquent fervor a newspaper which commanded the affection of his
+own people and the respect of the North. [Applause.] With the
+restoration of order great newspapers--fair rivals to their great
+contemporaries in the Eastern and Northern States--have grown to
+prosperity in the various centres of the South, and they have acted out
+a mission which is in some respects peculiar to themselves.
+
+More important than politics to the South, more important than the
+advocacy of good morals--for of that our people took good care
+themselves in city as in country--has been the material development of
+our resources. The War left us very poor. The carpet-bag governments
+stole a very large part of the little that was left. Injudicious
+speculations in cotton during a few years of madness almost completed
+our bankruptcy. With fertile fields, cheap labor, extraordinary mineral
+resources, our almost undisputed control of one of the great staples of
+the world, the year 1876 found us a prostrate people almost beyond
+precedent. To this breach came several thoughtful, public-spirited,
+eloquent men of the newspaper guild. It was our good fortune that in
+Dawson of the "Charleston News and Courier," in Major Burke, Page M.
+Baker, and Colonel Nicholson of New Orleans; in Major Belo of Galveston;
+in the editors of "The Nashville Banner," "The American," "The Memphis
+Appeal," "The Richmond Dispatch and State," and above all, in Henry W.
+Grady, of "The Atlanta Constitution" [applause], we had spokesmen who,
+day in and day out, in season and out, year after year devoted their
+thoughts, their study, and their abilities to showing the world, first,
+the sturdy intention of our people to recuperate their lost fortunes;
+and second, the extraordinary resources of their section. [Applause.]
+Certainly not in the history of my profession and perhaps not in any
+history of such endeavor, have men, sinking mere personal interests and
+ignoring the allurements of ambition, through a more dramatic exercise
+of their talents so devoted themselves to the practical interests of
+their people. [Applause.] We saw the results in the awakened curiosity
+of the world, and in the speedy influx of capital to aid us in our
+recuperation. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES EMORY SMITH
+
+
+IRELAND'S STRUGGLES
+
+ [Speech of Charles Emory Smith at the banquet given by the
+ Hibernian Society of Philadelphia, St. Patrick's Day, March 17,
+ 1887. Mr. Smith was introduced by the Society's President, John
+ Field, and called upon to speak to the toast, "The Press."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--These annual dinners of the
+Hibernian Society, several of which I have had the honor of attending,
+are distinguished by a peculiar association and spirit. The sons of
+other nationalities, Englishmen, Welshmen, Scotchmen, Germans, and those
+among whom I count myself--the sons of New England--are accustomed to
+meet annually on the anniversary of a patron saint or on some great
+historic occasion as you do. And those of us who have the opportunity of
+going from one to the other will, I am sure, agree with me that nowhere
+else do we find the patriotic fire and the deep moving spirit which we
+find here. Something of this, Mr. President, is due to the buoyant
+quality of blood which flows in every Irishman's veins--a quality which
+makes the Irishman, wherever he may be and under all circumstances,
+absolutely irrepressible. Something, I say, is due to this buoyant
+quality of the Irish blood. Still, some of it is due to the fact that he
+is moved by a deep sense of the woes and the wrongs, of the sadness and
+the sorrows of his native land. Oppression and injustice only inflame
+the spirit of nationality. The heel of the oppressor may crush and tear
+the form or reduce the strength, but nothing crushes the inward resolve
+of the heart. The Americans were never so American as when they revolted
+against England and threw the tea overboard into Boston harbor, and
+punished the Red-Coats at Bunker Hill. The heavy yoke of Austria rested
+grievously upon Hungary, but they raised themselves in revolt and fought
+fearlessly for their home rule, for their freedom and their rights. And
+they were defeated by treason in their camps and by the combined forces
+of Austria and Russia. Yet, sir, they persevered until they achieved
+home rule--as will Ireland at no distant day.
+
+The long history of oppression and injustice in Ireland has not only not
+extinguished the flame of Irish patriotism and feeling, but has served
+to kindle it, to make it more glowing to-day than ever before. For seven
+centuries Ireland has wrestled with and been subjected to misrule--to
+England's misrule: a rule great and noble in many things, as her
+priceless statesman says, but with this one dark, terrible stain upon an
+otherwise noble history. Only a day or two ago there reached our shores
+the last number of an English periodical, containing an article from the
+pen of that great statesman, to whom not only all Ireland, but all the
+civilized world is looking to-day to battle for freedom in England. The
+article presents, in the most striking form that I have ever seen,
+statements of what is properly called Ireland's demands. And I was
+struck there with the most extraordinary statement coming from this
+great statesman of England, of the character of England's rule, or
+rather England's misrule, of Ireland during those seven centuries. For
+all those centuries, he says, were centuries not only of subjection, but
+of extreme oppression. The fifth century was the century of
+confiscation; the sixth was a century of penal laws--penal laws, which,
+he says, "we cannot defend and which we must condemn and wash our hands
+of the whole proceedings"--a century of penal laws, except from 1778 to
+1795, which he calls the golden age of Ireland. And as I stop for a
+moment to recollect what had distinguished that period, and as you stop
+here to-night and recollect for a single moment what had distinguished
+that short period of that century and made it the golden age of Ireland,
+you will understand why it was so called. It was the period when Henry
+Grattan, the great leader of the first battle for home rule, poured
+forth his learned and masterly eloquence; when Curran made his powerful
+plea for religious emancipation. The period when Robert Emmet--to whom
+such glorious tribute has been paid here to-night--was learning, in the
+bright early morn of that career which promised to be so great and to do
+so much, those lessons of patriotism which enabled him, when cut down in
+the flower of youth, to meet even his ignominious death with marvellous
+nerve and firm confidence, with courage and patriotism.
+
+And, Gentlemen, I believe that it is one glorious trait of the American
+press that during this struggle which has gone on now for years, this
+struggle for justice in Ireland, that the press of America has been true
+to the best inspirations of liberty; and I unhesitatingly say to England
+and to the English ministers, that if they would conform to the judgment
+of the civilized world they must abandon their course of intoleration
+and oppression, and must do justice to long oppressed Ireland. The
+press, the united press of Philadelphia, and of other great cities of
+the country, have done their part in promoting that work which has been
+going on among our people for the last few years to attain this end.
+
+The press of Philadelphia aided in raising that magnificent fund of
+$50,000 which went from this side; and if it need be, it will put its
+hand to the plough and renew work. It was the remark of Mr. Gladstone,
+that looking at past events, they [England] could not cite a single
+witness in behalf of the cause which they represented. The American
+people began their contributions in 1847, to prevent the starvation of
+many of those people, and they continued their contributions to stop
+evictions, and to pay the landlords; they continued their contributions
+to promote that work of freedom and justice and home rule, for which we
+stand united, inflexible and immovable until it shall be finally
+accomplished. [Applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE PRESIDENT'S PRELUDE
+
+ [Speech of Charles Emory Smith at the thirteenth annual dinner of
+ the New England Society of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, December 22,
+ 1893. Mr. Smith, then President of the Society, delivered the usual
+ introductory address of the presiding officer, immediately after
+ ex-President Benjamin F. Harrison had spoken.]
+
+
+HONORED GUESTS AND FELLOW-MEMBERS:--I am sure that you have
+greatly enjoyed the brilliant and witty speech to which you have just
+listened--a speech which shows that our distinguished guest is as
+felicitous at the dinner-table as he is signally successful in other
+fields of oratory. But if you have deluded yourself with the idea that
+because of this change in the programme you are to escape the infliction
+of the usual address by the President of the Society, it is now my duty
+to undeceive you. [Laughter.] Even the keen reflections of General
+Harrison respecting the prepared impromptu speeches shall not deter us.
+The rest of us who are not as gifted as he is have expended too much
+midnight oil and sacrificed too much of the gray matter of the brain to
+lose our opportunity. You will see that we have anticipated his
+impromptu observations by carefully premeditating our impromptu reply.
+[Laughter.] Lord Beaconsfield said that Carlyle had reasons to speak
+civilly of Cromwell, for Cromwell would have hanged him. [Laughter.]
+General Harrison has been hanging the rest of us--yes, hanging and
+quartering us--though this is far from being the only reason for
+speaking civilly of him, and yet we must go on with the exhibition.
+
+You have observed that on the programme, as arranged by the Committee,
+the first number is a prelude by the President and the last a hymn by
+the Society. The Committee evidently intended to begin and end with
+music. What particular solo they expect me to perform I am somewhat
+uncertain. But the truth is you have already had a part of the music and
+you will have the rest when I am done. For my part is only that of the
+leader in the old Puritan choir--to take up the tuning fork and pitch
+the key; and I do this when I say that we are assembled for the two
+hundred and seventy-third time [laughter] to commemorate the landing of
+the Pilgrims on Plymouth Rock. If any one doubts the correctness of that
+chronology, let him consult Brothers Shortridge and Lewis and Clark and
+Cornish, who have been with us from the beginning. [Laughter.] We have
+met to celebrate these fourfathers [laughter], as well as some others,
+and to glorify ourselves. If we had any doubts about the duty we owe our
+ancestors, we have no scruples about the satisfaction we take in their
+posterity. "My idea of first-rate poetry," said Josh Billings, "is the
+kind of poetry that I would have writ." So our idea of first-rate
+posterity is the kind of posterity we are. [Laughter.]
+
+But while not forgetting the posterity, it is not forbidden at these
+dinners to make an occasional and casual allusion to the Pilgrim
+Fathers. Thackeray tells us of an ardent young lady who had a devotion
+of the same sort to "Nicholas Nickleby." When she wanted instruction,
+she read "Nicholas Nickleby." When she wanted amusement, she read
+"Nicholas Nickleby." When she had leisure, she read "Nicholas Nickleby."
+When she was busy, she read "Nicholas Nickleby." When she was sick, she
+read "Nicholas Nickleby," and when she got well, she read "Nicholas
+Nickleby" over again. [Laughter.] We return with the same infrequent,
+inconstant and uncertain fidelity to the memory of the Pilgrim Fathers.
+If we seek the light persiflage and airy humor of the after-dinner
+spirit, we find an inexhaustible fountain in the quaint customs and odd
+conceits of the Pilgrim Fathers. If we seek the enkindling fire and the
+moral elevation of high principle and profound conviction and resolute
+courage, we find a never-ceasing inspiration in the unfaltering
+earnestness and imperishable deeds of the Pilgrim Fathers. [Applause.]
+After praying for all the rest of mankind, the good colored preacher
+closed up with the invocation "And, finally, O Lord! bless the people of
+the uninhabited portions of the globe." [Laughter.] We are sometimes as
+comprehensive in our good-will as the colored brother; but to-night we
+fix our thoughts upon that more limited portion of mankind which belongs
+in nativity or ancestry to that more restricted part of the globe known
+as New England.
+
+We are here to sing the praises of these sturdy people. They, too,
+sang--and sang with a fervor that was celebrated in the memorable
+inscription on one of the pews of old Salem Church:--
+
+ "Could poor King David but for once
+ To Salem Church repair,
+ And hear his Psalms thus warbled out,
+ Good Lord! how he would swear."
+
+And it was not in Salem Church, either, that the Psalms were sung with
+the peculiar variations of which we have record. An enterprising
+establishment proposed to furnish all the hymn-books to a congregation
+not abundantly blessed with this world's goods, provided it might insert
+a little advertisement. The thrifty congregation in turn thought there
+would be no harm in binding up any proper announcement with Watt and
+Doddridge; but when they assembled on Christmas morning, they started
+back aghast as they found themselves singing--
+
+ "Hark! The herald angels sing,
+ Beecham's Pills are just the thing;
+ Peace on earth and mercy mild,
+ Two for man and one for child."
+
+But if the Pilgrim Fathers were not the sweetest warblers, they at least
+never wobbled. They always went direct to their mark. As Emerson said of
+Napoleon, they would shorten a straight line to get at a point. They
+faced the terrors of the New England northeast blast and starved in the
+wilderness in order that we might live in freedom. We have literally
+turned the tables on them and patiently endure the trying hardships of
+this festive board in order that their memories may not die in
+forgetfulness.
+
+We can never forget the hardships which they were forced to endure, but
+at the same time we must recognize that they had some advantages over
+us. They escaped some of the inflictions to which we have been compelled
+to submit. They braved the wintry blast of Plymouth, but they never knew
+the everlasting wind of the United States Senate. [Laughter.] They
+slumbered under the long sermons of Cotton Mather, but they never
+dreamed of the fourteen consecutive hours of Nebraska Allen or Nevada
+Stewart. They battled with Armenian dogmas and Antinomian heresies, but
+they never experienced the exhilarating delights of the Silver debate
+or throbbed under the rapturous and tumultuous emotions of a Tariff
+Schedule. [Laughter.]
+
+They had their days of festivity. They observed the annual day of
+Thanksgiving with a reverent, and not infrequently with a jocund,
+spirit; but advanced as they were in many respects, they never reached
+that sublime moral elevation and that high state of civilization which
+enable us in our day to see that the only true way to observe
+Thanksgiving is to shut up the churches and revel in the spiritual
+glories of the flying wedge and the triumphant touchdown. [Laughter.]
+Their calendar had three great red-letter days of celebration:
+Commencement day, which expressed and emphasized the foremost place they
+gave to education in their civil and religious polity; Training or
+Muster day, which illustrated the spirit and the skill that gave them
+victory over the Indians and made them stand undaunted on Bunker Hill
+under Warren and Putnam until above the gleaming column of red-coats
+they could look into the whites of the enemies' eyes; and Election day,
+upon which, with its election sermon and its solemn choice of rulers,
+they acted out their high sense of patriotic duty to the Commonwealth.
+We are deeply concerned in these days about the debasement of the
+ballot-box. Perhaps we could find a panacea in the practice of our
+Pilgrim Fathers. They enacted a law that the right of suffrage should be
+limited to church members in good standing. Suppose we had such a law
+now, what a mighty revolution it would work either in exterminating
+fraud or in promoting piety! "Men and Brethren!" said the colored
+parson, "two ways are open before you, the broad and narrow way which
+leads to perdition, and the straight and crooked way which leads to
+damnation." [Laughter.] We have before us now the two ways of stuffed
+ballot-boxes and empty pews, and our problem is to change the stuffing
+from the ballot-boxes to the pews. I am not altogether sure which result
+would be accomplished; but it is quite clear that if the law of our
+Fathers did not destroy corruption in politics, it would at least kindle
+a fresh interest in the church. [Laughter.]
+
+Gentlemen, it is with honest pride and fresh inspiration that we gather
+once a year to revive our enkindling story. The Santa Maria, with its
+antique form and its flying pennant, contrasting the past with the
+present, amid the dazzling and now vanishing splendors of the wondrous
+White City, has this year recalled the discovery of America. But the
+jewel is more precious than the casket. The speaking picture appeals to
+us more than its stately setting. And heroic as was the voyage of the
+Santa Maria across a trackless sea to an unknown continent, it was the
+nobler mission of the Mayflower to bring the priceless seeds of
+principle and liberty which have blossomed in the resplendent
+development and progress of our great free Republic. Conscience
+incarnate in Brewster and Bradford, in Winthrop and Winslow, smote
+Plymouth Rock; and from that hour there has poured forth from its rich
+fountain a perennial stream of intellectual and moral force which has
+flooded and fertilized a broad continent. The Puritan spirit was duty;
+the Puritan creed was conscience; the Puritan principle was individual
+freedom; the Puritan demand was organized liberty, guaranteed and
+regulated by law. [Applause.] That spirit is for to-day as much as for
+two centuries ago. It fired at Lexington the shot heard round the world,
+and it thundered down the ages in the Emancipation Proclamation. It
+lives for no narrow section and it is limited to no single class. The
+soul that accepts God and conscience and equal manhood has the Puritan
+spirit, whether he comes from Massachusetts or Virginia, from Vermont or
+Indiana; whether you call him Quaker or Catholic, disciple of Saint
+Nicholas or follower of Saint George. [Applause.] The Puritan did not
+pass away with his early struggles. He has changed his garb and his
+speech; he has advanced with the progress of the age; but in his
+fidelity to principle and his devotion to duty he lives to-day as truly
+as he lived in the days of the Puritan Revolution and the Puritan
+Pilgrimage. His spirit shines in the lofty teachings of Channing and in
+the unbending principles of Sumner, in the ripened wisdom of Emerson and
+in the rhythmical lessons of Longfellow. The courageous John Pym was not
+more resolute and penetrating in leading the great struggle in the Long
+Parliament than was George F. Edmunds in the Senate of the United
+States. And the intrepid and sagacious John Hampden, heroic in battle
+and supreme in council, wise, steadfast, and true, was but a prototype
+of Benjamin Harrison.
+
+
+
+
+HERBERT SPENCER
+
+
+THE GOSPEL OF RELAXATION
+
+ [Speech of Herbert Spencer at a dinner given in his honor in New
+ York City, November 9, 1882. William M. Evarts presided.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--Along with your kindness there
+comes to me a great unkindness from Fate; for now, that above all times
+in my life I need the full command of what powers of speech I possess,
+disturbed health so threatens to interfere with them, that I fear I
+shall often inadequately express myself. Any failure in my response you
+must please ascribe, in part at least, to a greatly disordered nervous
+system. Regarding you as representing Americans at large, I feel that
+the occasion is one on which arrears of thanks are due. I ought to begin
+with the time, some two and twenty years ago, when my highly valued
+friend, Professor Youmans, making efforts to diffuse my books here,
+interested on their behalf Messrs. Appleton, who have ever treated me so
+honorably and so handsomely; and I ought to detail from that time onward
+the various marks and acts of sympathy by which I have been encouraged
+in a struggle which was for many years disheartening.
+
+But intimating thus briefly my general indebtedness to my numerous
+friends most of them unknown on this side of the Atlantic, I must name
+more especially the many attentions and proffered hospitalities met with
+during my late tour as well as, lastly and chiefly, this marked
+expression of the sympathies and good wishes which many of you have
+travelled so far to give at great cost of that time which is so precious
+to an American. I believe I may truly say that the better health which
+you have so cordially wished me will be in a measure furthered by the
+wish; since all pleasurable emotion is conducive to health, and as you
+will fully believe, the remembrance of this evening will ever continue
+to be a source of pleasurable emotion exceeded by few if any of my
+remembrances.
+
+And now that I have thanked you sincerely though too briefly, I am going
+to find fault with you. Already in some remarks drawn from me respecting
+American affairs and American character, I have passed criticisms which
+have been accepted far more good-naturedly than I could reasonably have
+expected; and it seems strange that I should now again propose to
+transgress. However, the fault I have to comment upon is one which most
+will scarcely regard as a fault. It seems to me that in one respect
+Americans have diverged too widely from savages. I do not mean to say
+that they are in general unduly civilized. Throughout large parts of the
+population even in long-settled regions there is no excess of those
+virtues needed for the maintenance of social harmony. Especially out in
+the West men's dealings do not yet betray too much of the "sweetness and
+light" which we are told distinguish the cultured man from the
+barbarian; nevertheless there is a sense in which my assertion is true.
+
+You know that the primitive man lacks power of application. Spurred by
+hunger, by danger or revenge he can exert himself energetically for a
+time, but his energy is spasmodic. Monotonous daily toil is impossible
+to him. It is otherwise with the more developed man. The stern
+discipline of social life has gradually increased the aptitude for
+persistent industry; until among us, and still more among you, work has
+become with many a passion. This contrast of nature is another aspect.
+The savage thinks only of present satisfactions and leaves future
+satisfactions uncared for. Contrariwise the American, eagerly pursuing a
+future good almost ignores what good the passing day offers him; and
+when the future good is gained, he neglects that while striving for some
+still remoter good.
+
+What I have seen and heard during my stay among you has forced on me the
+belief that this slow change from habitual inertness to persistent
+activity has reached an extreme from which there must begin a
+counter-change--a reaction. Everywhere I have been struck with the
+number of faces which told in strong lines of the burdens that had to
+be borne. I have been struck, too, with the large proportion of
+gray-haired men; and inquiries have brought out the fact that with you
+the hair commonly begins to turn some ten years earlier than with us.
+Moreover, in every circle I have met men who had themselves suffered
+from nervous collapse due to the stress of business, or named friends
+who had either killed themselves by overwork or had been permanently
+incapacitated or had wasted long periods in endeavors to recover health.
+I do but echo the opinion of all the observant persons I have spoken to
+that immense injury is being done by this high-pressure life--the
+physique is being undermined. That subtle thinker and poet whom you have
+lately had to mourn--Emerson,--says in his "Essay on the Gentleman,"
+that the first requisite is that he shall be a good animal. The
+requisite is a general one--it extends to man, the father, the citizen.
+We hear a great deal about the "vile body"; and many are encouraged by
+the phrase to transgress the laws of health. But Nature quietly
+suppresses those who treat thus disrespectfully one of her highest
+products and leaves the world to be peopled by the descendants of those
+who are not so foolish.
+
+Beyond these immediate mischiefs, there are remoter mischiefs. Exclusive
+devotion to work has the result that amusements cease to please; and
+when relaxation becomes imperative, life becomes dreary from lack of its
+sole interest--the interest in business. The remark current in England
+that when the American travels, his aim is to do the greatest amount of
+sight-seeing in the shortest time, I find current here also; it is
+recognized that the satisfaction of getting on devours nearly all other
+satisfactions. When recently at Niagara, which gave us a whole week's
+pleasure, I learned from the landlord of the hotel that most Americans
+come one day and go away the next. Old Froissart, who said of the
+English of his day that "they take their pleasures sadly after their
+fashion," would doubtless, if he lived now, say of the Americans that
+"they take their pleasures hurriedly after their fashion." In large
+measure with us, and still more with you, there is not that abandonment
+to the moment which is requisite for full enjoyment; and this
+abandonment is prevented by the ever-present sense of multitudinous
+responsibilities. So that beyond the serious physical mischief caused by
+overwork, there is the further mischief that it destroys what value
+there would otherwise be in the leisure part of life. Nor do the evils
+end here. There is the injury to posterity. Damaged constitutions
+re-appear in their children and entail on them far more of ill than
+great fortunes yield them of good. When life has been duly rationalized
+by science, it will be seen that among a man's duties the care of the
+body is imperative not only out of regard for personal welfare, but also
+out of regard for descendants. His constitution will be considered as an
+entailed estate which he ought to pass on uninjured if not improved to
+those who follow; and it will be held that millions bequeathed by him
+will not compensate for feeble health and decreased ability to enjoy
+life.
+
+Once more, there is the injury to fellow-citizens taking the shape of
+undue regard of competitors. I hear that a great trader among you
+deliberately endeavored to crush out everyone whose business competed
+with his own; and manifestly the man who, making himself a slave to
+accumulation, absorbs an inordinate share of the trade or profession he
+is engaged in, makes life harder for all others engaged in it and
+excludes from it many who might otherwise gain competencies. Thus,
+besides the egoistic motive, there are two altruistic motives which
+should deter from this excess in work.
+
+The truth is there needs a revised ideal of life. Look back through the
+past, or look abroad through the present, and we find that the ideal of
+life is variable and depends on social conditions. Everyone knows that
+to be a successful warrior was the highest aim among all ancient peoples
+of note, as it is still among many barbarous peoples. When we remember
+that in the Norseman's heaven, the time was to be passed in daily
+battles with magical healing of wounds, we see how deeply rooted may
+become the conception that fighting is man's proper business and that
+industry is fit only for slaves and people of low degree. That is to
+say, when the chronic struggles of races necessitate perpetual wars
+there is evolved an ideal of life adapted to the requirements. We have
+changed all that in modern civilized societies, especially in England
+and still more in America. With the decline of militant activity and
+the growth of industrial activity the occupations once disgraceful have
+become honorable. The duty to work has taken the place of the duty to
+fight; and in the one case as in the other the ideal of life has become
+so well established that scarcely anybody dreams of questioning it.
+Practical business has been substituted for war as the purpose of
+existence.
+
+Is this modern ideal to survive throughout the future? I think not.
+While all other things undergo continuous change, it is impossible that
+ideals should remain fixed. The ancient ideal was appropriate to the
+ages of conquest by man over man and spread of the strongest races. The
+modern ideal is appropriate to ages in which conquest of the earth and
+subjection of the powers of Nature to human use is the predominant need.
+But hereafter, when both these ends have in the main been achieved, the
+ideal formed will probably differ considerably from the present one. May
+we not foresee the nature of the difference? I think we may.
+
+Some twenty years ago, a good friend of mine and a good friend of yours,
+too, though you never saw him, John Stuart Mill, delivered at St.
+Andrew's an inaugural address on the occasion of his appointment to the
+Lord Rectorship. It contained much to be admired, as did all he wrote;
+there ran through it, however, the tacit assumption that life is for
+learning and working. I felt at the time that I should have liked to
+take up the opposite thesis. I should have liked to contend that life is
+not for learning nor is life for working, but learning and working are
+for life. The primary use of knowledge is for such guidance of conduct
+under all circumstances as shall make living complete--all other uses of
+knowledge are secondary. It scarcely needs saying that the primary use
+of work is that of supplying the materials and aids to living
+completely; and that any other uses of work are secondary. But in men's
+conceptions the secondary has in great measure usurped the place of the
+primary.
+
+The apostle of culture, as culture is commonly conceived, Mr. Matthew
+Arnold, makes little or no reference to the fact that the first use of
+knowledge is the right ordering of all actions; and Mr. Carlyle, who is
+a good exponent of current ideas about work, insists on its virtues for
+quite other reasons than that it achieves sustentation. We may trace
+everywhere in human affairs a tendency to transform the means into the
+end. All see that the miser does this when making the accumulation of
+money his sole satisfaction; he forgets that money is of value only to
+purchase satisfactions. But it is less commonly seen that the like is
+true of the work by which the money is accumulated--that industry, too,
+bodily or mental, is but a means, and that it is as irrational to pursue
+it to the exclusion of that complete living it subserves as it is for
+the miser to accumulate money and make no use of it. Hereafter when this
+age of active material progress has yielded mankind its benefits there
+will, I think, come a better adjustment of labor and enjoyment. Among
+reasons for thinking this there is the reason that the processes of
+evolution throughout the world at large bring an increasing surplus of
+energies that are not absorbed in fulfilling material needs and point to
+a still larger surplus for humanity of the future. And there are other
+reasons which I must pass over. In brief, I may say that we have had
+somewhat too much of the "gospel of work." It is time to preach the
+gospel of relaxation.
+
+This is a very unconventional after-dinner speech. Especially it will be
+thought strange that in returning thanks I should deliver something very
+much like a homily. But I have thought I could not better convey my
+thanks than by the expression of a sympathy which issues in a fear. If,
+as I gather, this intemperance in work affects more especially the
+Anglo-American part of the population, if there results an undermining
+of the physique not only in adults, but also in the young, who as I
+learn from your daily journals are also being injured by overwork--if
+the ultimate consequence should be a dwindling away of those among you
+who are the inheritors of free institutions and best adapted to them,
+then there will come a further difficulty in the working out of that
+great future which lies before the American nation. To my anxiety on
+this account you must please ascribe the unusual character of my
+remarks.
+
+And now I must bid you farewell. When I sail by the Germanic on
+Saturday, I shall bear with me pleasant remembrances of my intercourse
+with many Americans, joined with regrets that my state of health has
+prevented me from seeing a larger number.
+
+
+
+
+ARTHUR PENRHYN STANLEY
+
+
+AMERICA VISITED
+
+ [Speech of Arthur Penrhyn Stanley, Dean of Westminster, at the
+ breakfast given by the Century Club, New York City, November 2,
+ 1878.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--The hospitality shown to me has
+been no exception to that with which every Englishman meets in this
+country, in the endless repetition of kind words and the overwhelming
+pressure of genial entertainment which has been thrust upon me. That
+famous Englishman, Dr. Johnson, when he went from England to Scotland,
+which, at that time, was a more formidable undertaking than is a voyage
+from England to America at the present time, met at a reception at St.
+Andrew's a young professor who said, breaking the gloomy silence of the
+occasion: "I trust you have not been disappointed!" And the famous
+Englishman replied: "No; I was told that I should find men of rude
+manners and savage tastes, and I have not been disappointed." So, too,
+when I set out for your shores I was told that I should meet a kindly
+welcome and the most friendly hospitality. I can only say, with Dr.
+Johnson, I have not been disappointed.
+
+But in my vivid though short experience of American life and manners, I
+have experienced not only hospitality, but considerate and thoughtful
+kindness, for which I must ever be grateful. I can find it in my heart
+even to forgive the reporters who have left little of what I have said
+or done unnoted, and when they have failed in this, have invented
+fabulous histories of things which I never did and sayings which I never
+uttered. Sometimes when I have been questioned as to my impressions and
+views of America, I have been tempted to say with an Englishman who was
+hard pressed by his constituents with absurd solicitations: "Gentlemen,
+this is the humblest moment of my life, that you should take me for such
+a fool as to answer all your questions." But I know their good
+intentions and I forgive them freely.
+
+The two months which I have spent on these shores seem to me two years
+in actual work, or two centuries rather, for in them I have lived
+through all American history. In Virginia I saw the era of the earliest
+settlers, and I met John Smith and Pocahontas on the shores of the James
+River. In Philadelphia I lived with William Penn, but in a splendor
+which I fear would have shocked his simple soul. At Salem I encountered
+the stern founders of Massachusetts; at Plymouth I watched the Mayflower
+threading its way round the shoals and promontories of that intricate
+bay. On Lake George and at Quebec I followed the struggle between the
+English and the French for the possession of this great continent. At
+Boston and Concord I followed the progress of the War of Independence.
+At Mount Vernon I enjoyed the felicity of companionship with Washington
+and his associates. I pause at this great name, and carry my
+recollections no further. But you will understand how long and fruitful
+an experience has thus been added to my life, during the few weeks in
+which I have moved amongst the scenes of your eventful history.
+
+And then, leaving the past for the present, a new field opens before me.
+There are two impressions which are fixed upon my mind as to the leading
+characteristics of the people among whom I have passed, as the almanac
+informs me, but two short months. On the one hand I see that everything
+seems to be fermenting and growing, changing, perplexing, bewildering.
+In that memorable hour--memorable in the life of every man, memorable as
+when he sees the first view of the Pyramids, or of the snow-clad range
+of the Alps--in the hour when for the first time I stood before the
+cataracts of Niagara, I seemed to see a vision of the fears and hopes of
+America. It was midnight, the moon was full, and I saw from the
+Suspension Bridge the ceaseless contortion, confusion, whirl, and chaos,
+which burst forth in clouds of foam from that immense central chasm
+which divides the American from the British dominion; and as I looked
+on that ever-changing movement, and listened to that everlasting roar,
+I saw an emblem of the devouring activity, and ceaseless, restless,
+beating whirlpool of existence in the United States. But into the
+moonlight sky there rose a cloud of spray twice as high as the Falls
+themselves, silent, majestic, immovable. In that silver column,
+glittering in the moonlight, I saw an image of the future of American
+destiny, of the pillar of light which should emerge from the
+distractions of the present--a likeness of the buoyancy and hopefulness
+which characterize you both as individuals and as a nation.
+
+You may remember Wordsworth's fine lines on "Yarrow Unvisited," "Yarrow
+Visited," and "Yarrow Revisited." "America Unvisited"--that is now for
+me a vision of the past; that fabulous America, in which, before they
+come to your shores, Englishmen believe Pennsylvania to be the capital
+of Massachusetts, and Chicago to be a few miles from New York--that has
+now passed away from my mind forever. "America Visited"; this, with its
+historic scenes and its endless suggestions of thought, has taken the
+place of that fictitious region. Whether there will ever be an "America
+Revisited" I cannot say; but if there should be, it will then be to me
+not the land of the Pilgrim Fathers and Washington, so much as the land
+of kindly homes, and enduring friendships, and happy recollections,
+which have now endeared it to me. One feature of this visit I fear I
+cannot hope to see repeated, yet one without which it could never have
+been accomplished. My two friends, to whom such a pleasing reference has
+been made by Dr. Adams, who have made the task easy for me which else
+would have been impossible; who have lightened every anxiety; who have
+watched over me with such vigilant care that I have not been allowed to
+touch more than two dollars in the whole course of my journey--they,
+perchance, may not share in "America Revisited." But if ever such should
+be my own good fortune, I shall remember it as the land which I visited
+with them; where, if at first they were welcomed to your homes for my
+sake, I have often felt as the days rolled on that I was welcomed for
+their sake. And you will remember them. When in after years you read at
+the end of some elaborate essay on the history of music or on Biblical
+geography the name of George Grove, you will recall with pleasure the
+incessant questionings, the eager desire for knowledge, the wide and
+varied capacity for all manner of instruction, which you experienced in
+your conversations with him here. And when also hereafter there shall
+reach to your shores the fame of the distinguished physician, Dr.
+Harper, whether in England or in New Zealand, you will be the more
+rejoiced because it will bring before you the memory of the youthful and
+blooming student who inspected your hospitals with such keen
+appreciation, so impartially sifting the good from the evil.
+
+I part from you with the conviction that such bonds of kindly
+intercourse will cement the union between the two countries even more
+than the wonderful cable, on which it is popularly believed in England
+that my friend and host, Mr. Cyrus Field, passes his mysterious
+existence appearing and reappearing at one and the same moment in London
+and in New York. Of that unbroken union there seemed to me a likeness,
+when on the beautiful shores of Lake George, the Loch Katrine of
+America, I saw a maple and an oak-tree growing together from the same
+stem, perhaps from the same root--the brilliant fiery maple, the emblem
+of America; the gnarled and twisted oak, the emblem of England. So may
+the two nations always rise together, so different each from each, and
+representing so distinct a future, yet each springing from the same
+ancestral root, each bound together by the same healthful sap, and the
+same vigorous growth.
+
+
+
+
+HENRY MORTON STANLEY
+
+
+THROUGH THE DARK CONTINENT
+
+ [Speech of Henry M. Stanley at a dinner given in his honor by the
+ Lotos Club, New York City, November 27, 1886. Whitelaw Reid,
+ President of the Lotos Club, in welcoming Mr. Stanley, said: "Well,
+ gentlemen, your alarm of yesterday and last night was needless. The
+ Atlantic Ocean would not break even a dinner engagement for the man
+ whom the terrors of the Congo and the Nile could not turn back, and
+ your guest is here. [Applause.] It is fourteen years since you last
+ gave him welcome. Then he came to you fresh from the discovery of
+ Livingstone. The credulity which even doubted the records of that
+ adventurous march or the reality of his brilliant result had hardly
+ died out. Our young correspondent, after seeing the war end here
+ without his having a fair chance to win his spurs, had suddenly
+ made a wonderful hit out of the expedition which nobody had really
+ believed in and most people had laughed at. We were proud of him,
+ and right glad to see him, and a little bit uneasy, but vastly
+ amused over his peppery dealings with the Royal Geographers.
+ [Laughter.] In spite of our admiration for his pluck and his luck
+ we did not take him quite seriously. [Laughter.] In fact we did not
+ take anything very seriously in those days. The Lotos Club at first
+ was younger in that hearty enthusiastic reception to Stanley
+ fourteen years ago in that gay little clubhouse next to the Academy
+ of Music; we were thinking far more of a hearty greeting to the
+ comrade of the quill who had been having a hard time but had scored
+ 'a big beat' [laughter] than of adequate recognition to the man
+ already well launched on a career that ranks him among the foremost
+ explorers of the century. [Loud cheers.] It is the character in
+ which you must welcome him now. The Royal Geographical Society has
+ no further doubt as to the credit to which he is entitled. He
+ brings its diploma of honorary membership ["Hear! Hear!"], he bears
+ the gold medal of Victor Emmanuel, the decorations of the Khedive,
+ the commission of the King of the Belgians. More than any of them
+ he cherishes another distinction--what American would not prize
+ it?--the vote of thanks of the Legislature and the recognition of
+ his work by our Government. The young war-correspondent has led
+ expeditions of his own--the man who set out merely to find
+ Livingstone, has himself done a work greater than Livingstone's.
+ [Applause.] He has explored Equatorial Africa, penetrated the Dark
+ Continent from side to side, mapped the Nile, and founded the Free
+ State on the Congo.' [Applause.] All honor to our returning guest!
+ The years have left their marks upon his frame and their honors
+ upon his name. Let us make him forget the fevers that have parched
+ him, the wild beasts and the more savage men that have pursued him.
+ ["Hear! Hear!"] He is once more among the friends of his youth, in
+ the land of his adoption. Let us make him feel at home. [Applause.]
+ I give you the health of our friend and comrade."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN OF THE LOTOS CLUB: One might start a
+great many principles and ideas which would require to be illustrated
+and drawn out in order to present a picture of my feelings at the
+present moment. I am conscious that in my immediate vicinity there are
+people who were great when I was little. I remember very well when I was
+unknown to anybody, how I was sent to report a lecture by my friend
+right opposite, Mr. George Alfred Townsend, and I remember the manner in
+which he said: "Galileo said: 'The world moves round,' and the world
+does move round," upon the platform of the Mercantile Hall in St.
+Louis--one of the grandest things out. [Laughter and applause.] The next
+great occasion that I had to come before the public was Mark Twain's
+lecture on the Sandwich Islands, which I was sent to report. And when I
+look to my left here I see Colonel Anderson, whose very face gives me an
+idea that Bennett has got some telegraphic despatch and is just about to
+send me to some terrible region for some desperate commission.
+[Laughter.]
+
+And, of course, you are aware that it was owing to the proprietor and
+editor of a newspaper that I dropped the pacific garb of a journalist
+and donned the costume of an African traveller. It was not for me, one
+of the least in the newspaper corps, to question the newspaper
+proprietor's motives. He was an able editor, very rich, desperately
+despotic. [Laughter.] He commanded a great army of roving writers,
+people of fame in the news-gathering world; men who had been everywhere
+and had seen everything from the bottom of the Atlantic to the top of
+the very highest mountain; men who were as ready to give their advice to
+National Cabinets [laughter] as they were ready to give it to the
+smallest police courts in the United States. [Laughter.] I belonged to
+this class of roving writers, and I can truly say that I did my best to
+be conspicuously great in it, by an untiring devotion to my duties, an
+untiring indefatigability, as though the ordinary rotation of the
+universe depended upon my single endeavors. [Laughter.] If, as some of
+you suspect, the enterprise of the able editor was only inspired with a
+view to obtain the largest circulation, my unyielding and guiding
+motive, if I remember rightly, was to win his favor by doing with all my
+might that duty to which according to the English State Church
+Catechism, "it had pleased God to call me." [Laughter and applause.]
+
+He first despatched me to Abyssinia--straight from Missouri to
+Abyssinia! What a stride, gentlemen! [Laughter.] People who lived west
+of the Missouri River have scarcely, I think, much knowledge of
+Abyssinia, and there are gentlemen here who can vouch for me in that,
+but it seemed to Mr. Bennett a very ordinary thing, and it seemed to his
+agent in London a very ordinary thing indeed, so I of course followed
+suit. I took it as a very ordinary thing, and I went to Abyssinia, and
+somehow or other good-luck followed me and my telegrams reporting the
+fall of Magdala happened to be a week ahead of the British Government's.
+The people said I had done right well, though the London papers said I
+was an impostor. [Laughter.]
+
+The second thing I was aware of was that I was ordered to Crete to run
+the blockade, describe the Cretan rebellion from the Cretan side, and
+from the Turkish side; and then I was sent to Spain to report from the
+Republican side and from the Carlist side, perfectly dispassionately.
+[Laughter.] And then, all of a sudden, I was sent for to come to Paris.
+Then Mr. Bennett, in that despotic way of his, said: "I want you to go
+and find Livingstone." As I tell you, I was a mere newspaper reporter. I
+dared not confess my soul as my own. Mr. Bennett merely said: "Go," and
+I went. He gave me a glass of champagne and I think that was superb.
+[Laughter.] I confessed my duty to him, and I went. And as good-luck
+would have it, I found Livingstone. [Loud and continued cheering.] I
+returned as a good citizen ought and as a good reporter ought and as a
+good correspondent ought, to tell the tale, and arriving at Aden, I
+telegraphed a request that I might be permitted to visit civilization
+before I went to China. [Laughter.] I came to civilization, and what do
+you think was the result? Why, only to find that all the world
+disbelieved my story. [Laughter.] Dear me! If I were proud of anything,
+it was that what I said was a fact ["Good!"]; that whatever I said I
+would do, I would endeavor to do with all my might, or, as many a good
+man had done before, as my predecessors had done, to lay my bones
+behind. That's all. [Loud cheering.] I was requested in an off-hand
+manner--just as any member of the Lotos Club here present would
+say--"Would you mind giving us a little résumé of your geographical
+work?" I said: "Not in the least, my dear sir; I have not the slightest
+objection." And do you know that to make it perfectly geographical and
+not in the least sensational, I took particular pains and I wrote a
+paper out, and when it was printed, it was just about so long
+[indicating an inch]. It contained about a hundred polysyllabic African
+words. [Laughter.] And yet "for a' that and a' that" the pundits of the
+Geographical Society--Brighton Association--said that they hadn't come
+to listen to any sensational stories, but that they had come to listen
+to facts. [Laughter.] Well now, a little gentleman, very reverend, full
+of years and honors, learned in Cufic inscriptions and cuneiform
+characters, wrote to "The Times" stating that it was not Stanley who had
+discovered Livingstone but that it was Livingstone who had discovered
+Stanley. [Laughter.]
+
+If it had not been for that unbelief, I don't believe I should ever have
+visited Africa again; I should have become, or I should have endeavored
+to become, with Mr. Reid's permission, a conservative member of the
+Lotos Club. [Laughter.] I should have settled down and become as steady
+and as stolid as some of these patriots that you have around here, I
+should have said nothing offensive. I should have done some "treating."
+I should have offered a few cigars and on Saturday night, perhaps, I
+would have opened a bottle of champagne and distributed it among my
+friends. But that was not to be. I left New York for Spain and then the
+Ashantee War broke out and once more my good-luck followed me and I got
+the treaty of peace ahead of everybody else, and as I was coming to
+England from the Ashantee War a telegraphic despatch was put into my
+hands at the Island of St. Vincent, saying that Livingstone was dead. I
+said: "What does that mean to me? New Yorkers don't believe in me. How
+was I to prove that what I have said is true? By George! I will go and
+complete Livingstone's work. I will prove that the discovery of
+Livingstone was a mere fleabite. I will prove to them that I am a good
+man and true." That is all that I wanted. [Loud cheers.]
+
+I accompanied Livingstone's remains to Westminster Abbey. I saw those
+remains buried which I had left sixteen months before enjoying full life
+and abundant hope. The "Daily Telegraph's" proprietor cabled over to
+Bennett: "Will you join us in sending Stanley over to complete
+Livingstone's explorations?" Bennett received the telegram in New York,
+read it, pondered a moment, snatched a blank and wrote: "Yes. Bennett."
+That was my commission, and I set out to Africa intending to complete
+Livingstone's explorations, also to settle the Nile problem, as to where
+the head-waters of the Nile were, as to whether Lake Victoria consisted
+of one lake, one body of water, or a number of shallow lakes; to throw
+some light on Sir Samuel Baker's Albert Nyanza, and also to discover the
+outlet of Lake Tanganyika, and then to find out what strange, mysterious
+river this was which had lured Livingstone on to his death--whether it
+was the Nile, the Niger, or the Congo. Edwin Arnold, the author of "The
+Light of Asia," said: "Do you think you can do all this?" "Don't ask me
+such a conundrum as that. Put down the funds and tell me to go. That is
+all." ["Hear! Hear!"] And he induced Lawson, the proprietor, to consent.
+The funds were put down, and I went.
+
+First of all, we settled the problem of the Victoria that it was one
+body of water, that instead of being a cluster of shallow lakes or
+marshes, it was one body of water, 21,500 square miles in extent. While
+endeavoring to throw light upon Sir Samuel Baker's Albert Nyanza, we
+discovered a new lake, a much superior lake to Albert Nyanza--the dead
+Locust Lake--and at the same time Gordon Pasha sent his lieutenant to
+discover and circumnavigate the Albert Nyanza and he found it to be only
+a miserable 140 miles, because Baker, in a fit of enthusiasm had stood
+on the brow of a high plateau and looking down on the dark blue waters
+of Albert Nyanza, cried romantically: "I see it extending indefinitely
+toward the southwest!" Indefinitely is not a geographical expression,
+gentlemen. [Laughter.] We found that there was no outlet to the
+Tanganyika, although it was a sweet-water lake; we, settling that
+problem, day after day as we glided down the strange river that had
+lured Livingstone to his death, we were in as much doubt as Livingstone
+had been, when he wrote his last letter and said: "I will never be made
+black man's meat for anything less than the classic Nile."
+
+After travelling 400 miles we came to the Stanley Falls, and beyond
+them, we saw the river deflect from its Nileward course toward the
+Northwest. Then it turned west, and then visions of towers and towns and
+strange tribes and strange nations broke upon our imagination, and we
+wondered what we were going to see, when the river suddenly took a
+decided turn toward the southwest and our dreams were put an end to. We
+saw then that it was aiming directly for the Congo, and when we had
+propitiated some natives whom we encountered, by showing them crimson
+beads and polished wire, that had been polished for the occasion, we
+said: "This is for your answer. What river is this?" "Why, it is _the_
+river, of course." That was not an answer, and it required some
+persuasion before the chief, bit by bit digging into his brain, managed
+to roll out sonorously that, "It is the Ko-to-yah Congo." "It is the
+river of Congo-land." Alas for our classic dreams! Alas for Crophi and
+Mophi, the fabled fountains of Herodotus! Alas for the banks of the
+river where Moses was found by the daughter of Pharaoh! This is the
+parvenu Congo! Then we glided on and on past strange nations and
+cannibals--not past those nations which have their heads under their
+arms--for 1,100 miles, until we arrived at the circular extension of the
+river and my last remaining companion called it the Stanley Pool, and
+then five months after that our journey ended.
+
+After that I had a very good mind to come back to America, and say, like
+the Queen of Uganda: "There, what did I tell you?" But you know, the
+fates would not permit me to come over in 1878. The very day I landed in
+Europe the King of Italy gave me an express train to convey me to
+France, and the very moment I descended from it at Marseilles there
+were three ambassadors from the King of the Belgians asked me to go back
+to Africa. "What! go back to Africa? Never! [Laughter.] I have come for
+civilization; I have come for enjoyment. I have come for love, for life,
+for pleasure. Not I. Go and ask some of those people you know who have
+never been to Africa before. I have had enough of it." "Well, perhaps,
+by and by?" "Ah, I don't know what will happen by and by, but, just now,
+never! never! Not for Rothschild's wealth!" [Laughter and applause.]
+
+I was received by the Paris Geographical Society, and it was then I
+began to feel "Well, after all, I have done something, haven't I?" I
+felt superb [laughter], but you know I have always considered myself a
+Republican. I have those bullet-riddled flags, and those arrow-torn
+flags, the Stars and Stripes that I carried in Africa, for the discovery
+of Livingstone, and that crossed Africa, and I venerate those old flags.
+I have them in London now, jealously guarded in the secret recesses of
+my cabinet. I only allow my very best friends to look at them, and if
+any of you gentlemen ever happen in at my quarters, I will show them to
+you. [Applause.]
+
+After I had written my book, "Through the Dark Continent," I began to
+lecture, using these words: "I have passed through a land watered by the
+largest river of the African continent, and that land knows no owner. A
+word to the wise is sufficient. You have cloths and hardware and
+glassware and gunpowder and these millions of natives have ivory and
+gums and rubber and dye-stuffs, and in barter there is good profit."
+[Laughter.]
+
+The King of the Belgians commissioned me to go to that country. My
+expedition when we started from the coast numbered 300 colored people
+and fourteen Europeans. We returned with 3,000 trained black men and 300
+Europeans. The first sum allowed me was $50,000 a year, but it has ended
+at something like $700,000 a year. Thus, you see, the progress of
+civilization. We found the Congo, having only canoes. To-day there are
+eight steamers. It was said at first that King Leopold was a dreamer. He
+dreamed he could unite the barbarians of Africa into a confederacy and
+called it the Free State, but on February 25, 1885, the Powers of
+Europe and America also ratified an act, recognizing the territories
+acquired by us to be the free and independent State of the Congo.
+Perhaps when the members of the Lotos Club have reflected a little more
+upon the value of what Livingstone and Leopold have been doing, they
+will also agree that these men have done their duty in this world and in
+the age that they lived, and that their labor has not been in vain on
+account of the great sacrifices they have made to the benighted millions
+of dark Africa. [Loud and enthusiastic applause.]
+
+
+
+
+EDMUND CLARENCE STEDMAN
+
+
+TRIBUTE TO RICHARD HENRY STODDARD
+
+ [Speech of Edmund Clarence Stedman as chairman of the dinner given
+ by the Authors' Club to Richard Henry Stoddard, New York City,
+ March 26, 1897.]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN:--The members of the Authors' Club are closely
+associated to-night with many other citizens in a sentiment felt by one
+and all--that of love and reverence for the chief guest of the evening.
+He has our common pride in his fame. He has what is, I think, of even
+more value to him, our entire affection. We have heard something of late
+concerning the "banquet habit," and there are banquets which make it
+seem to the point. But there are also occasions which transfigure even
+custom, and make it honored "in the observance." Nor is this a feast of
+the habitual kind, as concerns its givers, its recipient, and the city
+in which it is given. The Authors' Club, with many festivals counted in
+its private annals, now, for the first time, offers a public tribute to
+one of its own number; in this case, one upon whom it long since
+conferred a promotion to honorary membership. As for New York, warder of
+the gates of the ocean, and by instinct and tradition first to welcome
+the nation's visitors, it constantly offers bread and salt--yes, and
+speeches--to authors, as to other guests, from older lands, and many of
+us often have joined in this function. But we do not remember that it
+has been a habit for New York to tender either the oratorical bane or
+the gustatory antidote to her own writers. Except within the shade of
+their own coverts they have escaped these offerings, unless there has
+been something other than literary service to bring them public
+recognition. In the latter case, as when men who are or have been
+members of our club become Ambassadors, because they are undeniably
+fitted for the missions to Great Britain and France, even authors are
+made to sit in state. To-night's gathering, then, is, indeed,
+exceptional, being in public honor of an American author here
+resident--of "one of our own"--who is not booked for a foreign mission,
+nor leaving the country, nor returning, nor doing anything more unusual
+than to perform his stint of work, and to sing any song that comes to
+him--as he tells us,
+
+ "Not because he woos it long,
+ But because it suits its will,
+ Tired at last of being still."
+
+Our homage is rendered, with love and enthusiasm, for his service to
+"mere literature"--for his indomitable devotion throughout half a
+century to the joy and toil of his profession, in which he has so fought
+the fight and kept the faith of a working man of letters. It is rendered
+to the most distinguished poet, of his country and generation, still
+remaining with us and still in full voice. It is rendered to the
+comrade--to the man who, with his modesty and fortitude and the absence
+of self-seeking--with the quips and quirks that cover his gravest moods,
+with his attachment for the city which has given him that which Lamb so
+loved, "the sweet security of streets"--it is rendered, I say, to the
+man who best preserves for us, in his living presence, the traditions of
+all that an English-speaking poet and book-fellow should be to
+constitute a satisfying type.
+
+There is, perhaps, a special fitness in our gathering at this time. I
+sometimes have thought upon the possible career of our poet if his life
+had been passed in the suburbs of the down-east Athens, among serenities
+and mutualities so auspicious to the genius and repute of that shining
+group lately gathered to the past. One thing is certain, he would not
+have weathered his seventieth birthday, at any season, without receiving
+such a tribute as this, nor would a public dinner have reminded him of
+days when a poet was glad to get any dinner at all. Through his birth,
+Massachusetts claims her share in his distinction. But, having been
+brought to New York in childhood, he seems to have reasoned out for
+himself the corollary to a certain famous epigram, and to have thought
+it just as well to stay in the city which resident Bostonians keep as
+the best place to go to while still in the flesh. Probably he had not
+then realized the truth, since expressed in his own lines:--
+
+ "Yes, there's a luck in most things, and in none
+ More than in being born at the right time!"
+
+His birthday, in fact, comes in midsummer, when New York is more inert
+than an analytic novel. This dinner, then, is one of those gifts of love
+which are all the more unstinted because by chance deferred.
+
+It was in the order of things, and no cause for blame, that, after this
+town passed from the provincial stage, there was so long a period when
+it had to be, as De Quincey said of Oxford Street, a stony-hearted
+mother to her bookmen and poets; that she had few posts for them and
+little of a market. Even her colleges had not the means, if they had the
+will, to utilize their talents and acquirements. We do owe to her
+newspapers and magazines, and now and then to the traditional liking of
+Uncle Sam for his bookish offspring, that some of them did not fall by
+the way, even in that arid time succeeding the Civil War, when we
+learned that letters were foregone, not only inter arma, but for a long
+while afterward. Those were the days when English went untaught, and
+when publishers were more afraid of poetry than they now are of verse.
+Yet here is one who was able to live through it all, and now sees a
+changed condition, to the evolution of which he contributed his full
+share. But he is no more a child of the past than of the present, nor
+need he repine like Cato, as one who has to account for himself to a new
+generation. He is with us and of us, and in the working ranks, as ever.
+
+For all this he began long enough ago to have his early poetry refused
+by Poe, because it was too good to be the work of an obscure stripling,
+and to have had Hawthorne for his sponsor and friend. His youth showed
+again how much more inborn tendency has to do with one's life than any
+external forces--such as guardianship, means, and what we call
+education. The thrush takes to the bough, wheresoever hatched and
+fledged. Many waters cannot quench genius, neither can the floods drown
+it. The story of Dickens's boyhood, as told by himself, is not more
+pathetic--nor is its outcome more beautiful--than what we know of our
+guest's experiences--his orphanage, his few years' meagre schooling, his
+work as a boy in all sorts of shifting occupations, the attempt to make
+a learned blacksmith of him, his final apprenticeship to iron-moulding,
+at which he worked on the East Side from his eighteenth to his
+twenty-first year. As Dr. Griswold put it, he began to mould his
+thoughts into the symmetry of verse while he moulded the molten metal
+into shapes of grace. Mr. Stoddard, however, says that a knowledge of
+foundries was not one of the learned Doctor's strong points. Yet the
+young artisan somehow got hold of books, and not only made poetry, but
+succeeded in showing it to such magnates as Park Benjamin and Willis.
+The kindly Willis said that he had brains enough to make a reputation,
+but that "writing was hard work to do, and ill paid when done." But the
+youth was bound to take the road to Arcady. He asked for nothing better
+than this ill-paid craft. His passion for it, doubtless was strengthened
+by his physical toil and uncongenial surroundings. For one I am not
+surprised that much of his early verse, which is still retained in his
+works, breathes the spirit of Keats, though where and how this strayed
+singer came to study that most perfect and delicate of masters none but
+himself can tell. The fact remains that he somehow, also, left his
+moulding and trusted to his pen. To use his own words, he "set
+resolutely to work to learn the only trade for which he seemed
+fitted--that of literature." From that time to this, a half century, he
+has clung to it. Never in his worst seasons did he stop to think how the
+world treated him, or that he was entitled to special providences. He
+accepted poverty or good-luck with an equal mind, content with the
+reward of being a reader, a writer, and, above all, a poet. He managed
+not to loaf, and yet to invite his soul--and his songs are evidence that
+the invitation was accepted. If to labor is to pray, his industry has
+been a religion, for I doubt if there has been a day in all these fifty
+years when, unless disabled bodily, he has not worked at his trade.
+
+We all know with what results. He has earned a manly living from the
+first, and therewithal has steadily contributed a vital portion to the
+current, and to the enduring, literature of his land and language.
+There was one thing that characterized the somewhat isolated New York
+group of young writers in his early prime--especially himself and his
+nearest associates, such as Taylor and Boker, and, later, Aldrich and
+Winter. They called themselves squires of poesy, in their romantic way,
+but they had neither the arrogance nor the chances for a self-heralding,
+more common in these chipper modern days. They seem to have followed
+their art because they adored it, quite as much as for what it could do
+for them.
+
+Of Mr. Stoddard it may be said that there have been few important
+literary names and enterprises, North or South, but he has "been of the
+company." If he found friends in youth, he has abundantly repaid his
+debt in helpful counsel to his juniors--among whom I am one of the
+eldest and most grateful. But I cannot realize that thirty-seven years
+of our close friendship have passed since I showed my first early work
+to him, and he took me to a publisher. Just as I found him then, I find
+him any evening now, in the same chair, in the same corner of the study,
+"under the evening lamp." We still talk of the same themes; his jests
+are as frequent as ever, but the black hair is silvered and the active
+movements are less alert. I then had never known a mind so stored with
+bookish lore, so intimate with the lives of rare poets gone by, yet to
+what it then possessed he, with his wonderful memory, has been adding
+ever since.
+
+If his early verse was like Keats, how soon he came to that unmistakable
+style of his own--to the utterance of those pure lyrics, "most musical,
+most melancholy"--"to the perfection of his matchless songs," and again,
+to the mastery of blank verse, that noblest measure, in "The Fisher and
+Charon"--to the grace and limpid narrative verse of "The King's Bell,"
+to the feeling, wisdom--above all, to the imagination--of his loftier
+odes, among which that on Lincoln remains unsurpassed. This is not the
+place to eulogize such work. But one thing may be noted in the progress
+of what in Berkeley's phrase may be called the planting of arts and
+letters in America. Mr. Stoddard and his group were the first after Poe
+to make poetry--whatever else it might be--the rhythmical creation of
+beauty. As an outcome of this, and in distinction from the poetry of
+conviction to which the New England group were so addicted, look at the
+"Songs of Summer" which our own poet brought out in 1857. For beauty
+pure and simple it still seems to me fresher and more significant than
+any single volume produced up to that date by any Eastern poet save
+Emerson. It was "poetry or nothing," and though it came out of time in
+that stormy period, it had to do with the making of new poets
+thereafter.
+
+In conclusion, I am moved to say, very much as I wrote on his seventieth
+birthday, that our poet's laborious and nobly independent life, with all
+its lights and shadows, has been one to be envied. There is much in
+completeness--its rainbow has not been dissevered--it is a perfect arc.
+As I know him, it has been the absolute realization of his young desire,
+the unhasting, unresting life of a poet and student, beyond that of any
+other writer among us. Its compensations have been greater than those of
+ease and wealth. Even now he would not change it, though at an age when
+one might well have others stay his hands. He had the happiness to win
+in youth the one woman he loved, with the power of whose singular and
+forceful genius his own is inseparably allied. These wedded poets have
+been blessed in their children, in the exquisite memory of the dead, in
+the success and loyalty of the living. His comrades have been such as he
+pictured to his hope in youth--poets, scholars, artists of the
+beautiful, with whom he has "warmed both hands before the fire of life."
+None of them has been a more patient worker or more loved his work. To
+it he has given his years, whether waxing or waning; he has surrendered
+for it the strength of his right hand, he has yielded the light of his
+eyes, and complains not, nor need he, "for so were Milton and Mćonides."
+What tears this final devotion may have caused to flow, come from other
+eyes than his own. And so, with gratulation void of all regrets, let us
+drink to the continued years, service, happiness of our strong and
+tender-hearted elder comrade, our white-haired minstrel, Richard Henry
+Stoddard.
+
+
+
+
+LESLIE STEPHEN
+
+
+THE CRITIC
+
+ [Speech of Leslie Stephen at the annual banquet of the Royal
+ Academy, London, April 29, 1893, in response to the toast,
+ "Literature." Sir Frederic Leighton, President of the Academy,
+ spoke of Literature as "that in which is garnered up the heat that
+ feeds the spiritual life of men." In the vein of personal
+ compliment he said: "For literature I turn to a distinguished
+ writer whose acute and fearless mind finds a fit vehicle in clear
+ and vigorous English and to me seems winged by that vivid air which
+ plays about the Alpine peaks his feet have in the past so dearly
+ loved to tread--I mean my friend, Mr. Leslie Stephen."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MY LORDS, AND
+GENTLEMEN:--When a poet or a great imaginative writer has to speak
+in this assembly he speaks as to brethren-in-arms, to persons with
+congenial tastes and with mutual sympathies, but when, instead of the
+creative writer, the Academy asks a critic to speak to them, then
+nothing but your proverbial courtesy can conceal the fact that they must
+really think they are appealing to a natural enemy. I have the
+misfortune to be a critic [laughter], but in this assembly I must say I
+am not an art critic. Friends have made a presumptuous attempt to fathom
+the depth of my ignorance upon artistic subjects, and they have thought
+that in some respects I must be admirably qualified for art criticism.
+[Laughter.]
+
+As a literary critic I have felt, and I could not say I was surprised to
+find how unanimously critics have been condemned by poets and artists of
+all generations. I need only quote the words of the greatest authority,
+Shakespeare, who in one of his most pathetic sonnets reckons up the
+causes of the weariness of life and speaks of the spectacle of--
+
+ "Art made tongue-tied by authority,
+ And folly (doctor-like), controlling skill."
+
+The great poet probably wrote these words after the much misrepresented
+interview with Lord Bacon in which the Chancellor explained to the poet
+how "Hamlet" should have been written, and from which it has been
+inferred that he took credit for having written it himself. [Laughter.]
+Shakespeare naturally said what every artist must feel; for what is an
+artist? That is hardly a question to be asked in such an assembly, where
+I have only to look round to find plenty of people who realize the ideal
+artist, persons who are simple, unconventional, spontaneous,
+sweet-natured [laughter], who go through the world influenced by
+impressions of everything that is beautiful, sublime, and pathetic.
+Sometimes they seem to take up impressions of a different kind
+[laughter]; but still this is their main purpose--to receive impressions
+of images, the reproduction of which may make this world a little better
+for us all. For such people a very essential condition is that they
+should be spontaneous; that they should look to nothing but telling us
+what they feel and how they feel it; that they should obey no external
+rules, and only embody those laws which have become a part of their
+natural instinct, and that they should think nothing, as of course they
+do nothing, for money; though they would not be so hard-hearted as to
+refuse to receive the spontaneous homage of the world, even when it came
+in that comparatively vulgar form. [Laughter.]
+
+But what is a critic? He is a person who enforces rules upon the artist,
+like a gardener who snips a tree in order to make it grow into a
+preconceived form, or grafts upon it until it develops into a
+monstrosity which he considers beautiful. We have made some advance upon
+the old savage. The man who went about saying, "This will never do," has
+become a thing of the past. The modern critic if he has a fault has
+become too genial; he seems not to distinguish between the functions of
+a critic and the founder of a new religious sect. [Laughter.] He erects
+shrines to his ideals, and he burns upon them good, strong, stupefying
+incense. This may be less painful to the artist than the old-fashioned
+style; but it may be doubted whether it is not equally corrupting, and
+whether it does not stimulate a selfishness equally fatal to spontaneous
+production; whether it does not in the attempt to encourage originality
+favor a spurious type which consists merely in setting at defiance real
+common sense, and sometimes common decency.
+
+I hope that critics are becoming better, that they have learned what
+impostors they have been, and that their philosophy has been merely the
+skilful manipulation of sonorous words, and that on the whole, they must
+lay aside their magisterial role and cease to suppose they are persons
+enforcing judicial decisions or experts who can speak with authority
+about chemical analysis. I hope that critics will learn to lay aside all
+pretension and to see only things that a critic really can see, and
+express genuine sympathy with human nature; and when they have succeeded
+in doing that they will be received as friends in such gatherings as the
+banquet of the Royal Academy. [Cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+RICHARD SALTER STORRS
+
+
+THE VICTORY AT YORKTOWN
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Richard S. Storrs at a banquet of the Chamber
+ of Commerce of the State of New York, given November 5, 1881, in
+ New York City, in honor of the guests of the nation, the French
+ diplomatic representatives in America, and members of the families
+ descended from our foreign sympathizers and helpers, General
+ Lafayette, Count de Rochambeau, Count de Grasse, Baron von Steuben
+ and others, who had been present at the centennial celebration of
+ the victory at Yorktown. The chairman, James M. Brown, vice
+ President of the Chamber of Commerce, proposed the toast to which
+ Dr. Storrs responded, "The Victory at Yorktown: it has rare
+ distinction among victories, that the power which seemed humbled by
+ it looks back to it now without regret, while the peoples who
+ combined to secure it, after the lapse of a century of years, are
+ more devoted than ever to the furtherance of the freedom to which
+ it contributed."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE:--It is
+always pleasant to respond to your invitations and to join with you on
+these festival occasions. You remember the reply of the English lady
+[Lady Dufferin] perhaps, when the poet Rogers sent her a note saying:
+"Will you do me the favor to breakfast with me to-morrow?" To which she
+returned the still more laconic autograph, "Won't I?" [Laughter.]
+
+Perhaps one might as well have that lithographed as his reply to your
+cordial and not infrequent invitations. [Laughter.] I do not know
+whether you are aware of it, on this side of the East River--perhaps you
+don't read the newspapers much--but in that better part of the great
+metropolis in which it is my privilege to live, we think of showing our
+appreciation of this Chamber of Commerce by electing for Mayor next
+week, one of your younger members, the son of one of your older and
+most distinguished members, my honored friend, Mr. Low. [Applause.]
+
+It is certainly especially pleasant to be here this evening, Mr.
+President and gentlemen, when we meet together, men of commerce, men of
+finance, lawyers, journalists, physicians, clergymen, of whatever
+occupation, all of us, I am sure, patriotic citizens, to congratulate
+each other upon what occurred at Yorktown a hundred years ago, on the
+19th of October, 1781, and to express our hearty honor and esteem for
+these distinguished descendants or representatives of the gallant men
+who then stood with our fathers as their associates and helpers.
+[Applause.]
+
+It has always seemed to me one of the most significant and memorable
+things connected with our Revolutionary struggle, that it attracted the
+attention, elicited the sympathy, inspired the enthusiasm, and drew out
+the self-sacrificing co-operation of so many noble spirits, loving
+freedom, in different parts of Western and Central Europe. [Applause.]
+You remember that Lord Camden testified from his own observation in
+1775, about the time of the battle of Concord Bridge, that the
+merchants, tradesmen, and common people of England were on the side of
+the Colonists, and that only the landed interest really sustained the
+Government. So the more distant Poland sent to us Count Pulaski of noble
+family, who had been a brilliant leader for liberty at home, who fought
+gallantly in our battles, and who poured out his life in our behalf in
+the assault upon Savannah. [Cheers.] And it sent another, whose name has
+been one to conjure with for freedom from that day to this; who planned
+the works on Bemis Heights, against which Burgoyne in vain hurled his
+assault; who superintended the works at West Point; who, returning to
+his own country, fought for Poland as long as there was a Poland to
+fight for; whom the very Empire against which he had so long and so
+fiercely contended on behalf of his country, honored and eulogized after
+his death--Thaddeus Kosciusko. [Cheers.]
+
+Germany sent us Von Steuben; one, but a host, whose services in our war
+were of immense and continual aid to our troops; who fought gallantly at
+Yorktown; and who, chose afterwards, to finish his life in the country
+for which he had fearlessly drawn his sword. [Applause.] France sent us
+Lafayette [loud cheers], young, brilliant, with everything to detain him
+at home, who had heard of our struggle, at Metz, you remember, in a
+conversation with the Duke of Gloucester, in whom the purpose was there
+formed, in a flash, to identify himself with the fortunes of the remote,
+poor, unfriended, and almost unknown colonists; who came, against every
+opposition, in a ship which he had bought and fitted for the purpose,
+and whose name, as has well been said in the sentiment in which we have
+already united, will be joined imperishably with that of Washington, as
+long as the history of our country continues. [Applause.]
+
+With him came John DeKalb, the intrepid Alsatian, who, after fighting
+gallantly through the war, up to the point of his death, fell at Camden,
+pierced at last by many wounds. [Cheers.] With them, or after them, came
+others, Gouvion, Duportail--some of their names are hardly now familiar
+to us--Duplessis, Duponceau, afterward distinguished in literature and
+in law, in the country in which he made his residence. There came great
+supplies of military equipment, important, we may say indispensable,
+aids of money, clothing, and of all the apparatus of war; and, finally,
+came the organized naval and military force, with great captains at the
+head, Rochambeau [loud cheers], Chastellux, De Choisy, De Lauzun, St.
+Simon, De Grasse--all this force brilliantly representative, as we know,
+of our foreign allies, in the victory at Yorktown. [Applause.]
+
+I suppose there has never been a stranger contrast on any field of
+victory, than that which was presented, between the worn clothing of the
+American troops, soiled with mud, rusted with storm, wet with blood, and
+the fresh white uniforms of the French troops, ornamented with colored
+trimmings; the poor, plain battle-flags of the Colonists, stained with
+smoke and rent with shot, compared with the shining and lofty standards
+of the French army, bearing on a ground of brilliant white silk
+emblazoned in gold embroidery the Bourbon lilies. [Applause.] Indeed
+such a contrast went into everything. The American troops were made up
+of men who had been, six years before, mechanics, farmers, merchants,
+fishermen, lawyers, teachers, with no more thought of any exploits to be
+accomplished by them on fields of battle than they had of being elected
+Czars of all the Russias. They had a few victories to look back to;
+Bennington, Stillwater, Cowpens, Kings Mountain, and the one great
+triumph of Saratoga. They had many defeats to remember; Brandywine,
+where somebody at the time said that the mixture of the two liquors was
+too much for the sober Americans [laughter], Camden, Guilford
+Court-house, and others, with one tragic and terrible defeat on the
+heights of Long Island. There were men who had been the subjects, and
+many of them officers of the very power against which they were
+fighting; and some of the older among them might have stood for that
+power at Louisbourg or Quebec. On the other hand, the French troops were
+part of an army, the lustre of whose splendid history could be traced
+back for a thousand years, beyond the Crusaders, beyond Charlemagne.
+Their officers had been trained in the best military schools of the
+time. They were amply provided with the last and choicest equipments of
+war. They had gallantly achieved victory, or as gallantly sustained
+defeat on almost every principal battle-field in Europe. They were now
+confronting an enemy whom that army had faced in previous centuries on
+sea and land; and very likely something of special exhilaration and
+animation went into their spirit from thought of this, as they assailed
+the English breastworks, swarming into the trenches, capturing the
+redoubts, storming the lines with that strange battle-shout, in our
+republican American air: "Vive le Roi!" [Applause.]
+
+A singular combination! Undoubtedly, to unfold the influences which had
+led to it would take months instead of minutes, and occupy volumes
+rather than sentences. I think however, that we reckon too much on
+national rivalry, or national animosity, when we seek to explain it,
+although these no doubt had their part in it. Doubtless the eager
+efforts of Silas Dean, our first diplomatic representative in
+Europe--efforts too eager for courtesy or wisdom--had a part in it; and
+the skilful diplomacy of Franklin had, as we know, a large and important
+influence upon it. The spirit of adventure, the desire for distinction
+upon fresh fields, had something to do with it. But the principal factor
+in that great effort was the spirit of freedom--the spirit that looked
+to the advancement and the maintenance of popular liberty among the
+peoples of the earth, wherever civilization had gone; that spirit which
+was notably expressed by Van der Capellen, the Dutch orator and
+statesman, when he vehemently said, in presence of the States-General of
+Holland, in reply to an autograph letter of George III soliciting their
+aid, that this was a business for hired janissaries rather than for
+soldiers of a free State; that it would be, in his judgment,
+"superlatively detestable" to aid in any way to overcome the Americans,
+whom he regarded as a brave people, righting in a manly, honorable,
+religious manner, not for the rights which had come to them, not from
+any British legislation but from God Almighty. [Applause.]
+
+That spirit was native to Holland. But that spirit was also widely in
+France. The old temper and enthusiasm for liberty, both civil and
+religious, had not passed away. Sixty years and more since the accession
+of Louis XV had perhaps only intensified this spirit. It had entered the
+higher philosophical minds. They were meditating the questions of the
+true social order, with daring disregard of all existing institutions,
+and their spirit and instructions found an echo even in our Declaration
+of Independence. They made it more theoretical than English state papers
+have usually been. Palpably, the same spirit which afterward broke into
+fierce exhibition, when the Bastille was stormed in 1789, or when the
+First Republic was declared in 1792, was already at work in France, at
+work there far more vitally and energetically than was yet recognized by
+those in authority; while it wrought perhaps in the field offered by
+this country, more eagerly and largely because it was repressed at home.
+So it was that so many brilliant Frenchmen came as glad volunteers. It
+was because of this electric and vital spirit looking toward freedom.
+Travelling was slow. Communication between continents was tardy and
+difficult. A sailing ship, dependent upon the wind, hugged the breeze or
+was driven before the blast across the stormy North Atlantic. The
+steamship was unknown. The telegraph wire was no more imagined than it
+was imagined that the Rhine might flow a river of flame or that the
+Jungfrau or the Weisshorn might go out on a journey.
+
+But there was this distributed spirit of freedom, propagating itself by
+means which we cannot wholly trace, and to an extent which was scarcely
+recognized, which brought volunteers in such numbers to our shores, that
+Washington, you know, at one time, expressed himself as embarrassed to
+know what to do with them; and there were fervent and high aspirations
+going up from multitudes of households and of hearts in Central and in
+Western Europe, which found realization in what we claim as the greatest
+and most fruitful of American victories. [Applause.] The impulse given
+by that victory to the same spirit is one on which we can never look
+back without gratitude and gladness. It was an impulse not confined to
+one nation but common to all which had had part in the struggle. We know
+what an impulse it gave to everything greatest and best in our own
+country. The spirit of popular exhilaration, rising from that victory at
+Yorktown, was a force which really established and moulded our national
+Government. The nation rose to one of those exalted points, those
+supreme levels, in its public experience, where it found a grander
+wisdom, where it had nobler forecast than perhaps it otherwise could
+have reached. In consequence of it, our Government came, which has stood
+the storm and stress of a hundred years. We may have to amend its
+Constitution in time to come, as it has been amended in the past; but we
+have become a nation by means of it. It commands the attention--to some
+extent, the admiration--of other people of the earth; at all events, it
+is bound to endure upon this continent as long as there remains a
+continent here for it to rest upon. [Cheers.]
+
+Then came the incessant movement westward: the vast foreign immigration,
+the occupation of the immense grainfields, which might almost feed the
+hungry world; the multiplication of manufacturers, supplying everything,
+nearly, that we need; the uncovering of mines, bringing out the wealth
+which has actually disturbed the money standards of the world; the
+transforming of territories into States by a process as swift and
+magical almost as that by which the turbid mixture of the chemist is
+crystallized into its delicate and translucent spars; the building of an
+empire on the Western coast, looking out toward the older continent of
+Asia. [Cheers.]
+
+We know, too, what an impulse was given to popular rights and hopes in
+England. We rejoice in all the progress of England. That salute fired at
+the British flag the other day at Yorktown [cheers] was a stroke of the
+hammer on the horologe of time, which marks the coming of a new era,
+when national animosities shall be forgotten, and only national
+sympathies and good-will shall remain. It might seem, perhaps, to have
+in it a tone of the old "diapason of the cannonade"; but on the
+thoughtful ear, falls from the thundering voice of those guns, a note of
+that supreme music which fell on the ear of Longfellow, when "like a
+bell with solemn sweet vibration" he heard "once more the voice of
+Christ say: 'Peace!'" [Loud applause.]
+
+We rejoice in the progress of English manufactures, which extracts every
+force from each ounce of coal, and pounds or weaves the English iron
+into nearly everything for human use except boots and brown-bread
+[laughter]; in the commerce which spreads its sails on all seas; in the
+wealth and splendor that are assembled in her cities; but we rejoice
+more than all in the constant progress of those liberal ideas to which
+such an impulse was given by this victory of Yorktown. [Cheers.] You
+remember that Fox is said to have heard of it "with a wild delight"; and
+even he may not have anticipated its full future outcome. You remember
+the hissing hate with which he was often assailed, as when the tradesman
+of Westminster whose vote he had solicited, flung back at him the
+answer: "I have nothing for you, sir, but a halter," to which Fox, by
+the way, with instant wit and imperturbable good-nature, smilingly
+responded: "I could not think, my dear sir, of depriving you of such an
+interesting family relic." [Laughter.] Look back to that time and then
+see the prodigious advance of liberal ideas in England, the changed
+political condition of the workingman. Look at the position of that
+great Commoner, who now regulates the English policy, who equals Fox in
+his liberal principles and surpasses him in his eloquence--Mr.
+Gladstone. [Cheers.] The English troops marched out of Yorktown, after
+their surrender, to that singularly appropriate tune, as they thought
+it, "The World Turned Upside Down." [Laughter.] But that vast
+disturbance of the old equilibrium which had balanced a King against a
+Nation, has given to England the treasures of statesmanship, the
+treasures of eloquence, a vast part of the splendor and the power which
+are now collected under the reign of that one royal woman in the world,
+to whom every American heart pays its eager and unforced fealty--Queen
+Victoria. [Loud applause.]
+
+We know what an impulse was given to the same spirit in Germany. Mr.
+Schurz will tell us of it in eloquent words. But no discourse that he
+can utter, however brilliant in rhetoric; no analysis, however lucid; no
+clear and comprehensive sweep of his thought, though expressed in words
+which ring in our ears and live in our memories, can so fully and
+fittingly illustrate it to us as does the man himself, in his character
+and career--an Old World citizen of the American Republic whose
+marvellous mastery of our tough English tongue is still surpassed by his
+more marvellous mastery over the judgments and the hearts of those who
+hear him use it. [Cheers.]
+
+What an impulse was given to the same spirit in France we know. At
+first, it fell upon a people not altogether prepared to receive it.
+There was, therefore, a passionate effervescence, a fierce ebullition
+into popular violence and popular outrage which darkened for the time
+the world's annals. But we know that the spirit never died; and through
+all the winding and bloody paths in which it has marched, it has brought
+France the fair consummation of its present power and wealth and renown.
+[Cheers.] We rejoice in its multiform manufactures, which weave the
+woollen or silken fibre into every form and tissue of fabric; in the
+delicate, dainty skill which keeps the time of all creation with its
+watchwork and clockwork; which ornaments beauty with its jewelry, and
+furnishes science with its finest instruments; we rejoice in the 14,000
+miles of railway there constructed, almost all of it within forty years;
+we rejoice in the riches there accumulated; we rejoice in the expansion
+of the population from the twenty-three millions of the day of Yorktown
+to the thirty-eight millions of the present; but we rejoice more than
+all in the liberal spirit evermore there advancing, which has built the
+fifteen universities, and gathered the 41,000 students into them; which
+builds libraries and higher seminaries, and multiplies common schools:
+which gives liberty if not license to the press. [Cheers.]
+
+We rejoice in the universal suffrage which puts the 532 deputies into
+the Chamber and which combines the Chamber of Deputies with the Senate
+into a National Assembly to elect the President of the Republic. We
+rejoice in the rapid political education now and always going on in
+France, and that she is to be hereafter a noble leader in Europe, in
+illustrating the security and commending the benefits of Republican
+institutions. [Applause.]
+
+France has been foremost in many things; she was foremost in chivalry,
+and the most magnificent spectacles and examples which that institution
+ever furnished were on her fields. She was foremost in the Crusades and
+the volcanic country around Auvergne was not more full of latent fire
+than was the spirit of her people at the Council of Clermont or before
+the appeal of Peter the Hermit and St. Bernard. She led the march of
+philosophical discussion in the Middle Ages. She has been foremost in
+many achievements of science and art. She is foremost to-day in piercing
+with tunnels the mountain-chains, that the wheels of trade may roll
+unobstructed through rocky barriers, and cutting canals through the
+great isthmuses that the keels of commerce may sweep unhindered across
+the seas. But she has never yet had an office so illustrious as that
+which falls to her now--to show Europe how Republican institutions
+stimulate industry, guarantee order, promote all progress in enterprise
+and in thought, and are the best and surest security for a nation's
+grandest advancement.
+
+That enthusiasm which has led her always to champion ideas, which led
+her soldiers to say in the first Revolution: "With bread and iron we
+will march to China," entering now into fulfilment of this great office,
+will carry her influence to China and beyond it; her peaceful influence
+on behalf of the liberty for which she fought with us at Yorktown, and
+for which she has bled and struggled with a pathetic and lofty
+stubbornness ever since. [Cheers.]
+
+I do not look back merely then from this evening; I see illustrated at
+Yorktown the lesson of that hour; that colonies maturing into great
+commonwealths, and peoples combining for common liberties are the best
+pledges of the world's future, but I look forward as well and see France
+in Europe, a Republic, the United States on this continent, a Republic,
+standing again in the future as before, shoulder to shoulder, expecting
+with tranquil and exultant spirit the grander victory yet to come, the
+outcome of which shall be liberty to all the peoples of the world, and
+that benign and divine peace which is the sure and sovereign fruit of
+such a liberty. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM SCUDDER STRYKER
+
+
+DUTCH HEROES OF THE NEW WORLD
+
+ [Speech of William S. Stryker at the fifth annual dinner of the
+ Holland Society of New York, January 10, 1890. The vice-President,
+ Robert B. Roosevelt, presided, and called upon General Stryker to
+ respond to the toast, "The Dutch Soldier in America."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT:--As well-born Dutchmen, full, of course,
+to-night of the spirit which creates Dutch courage, it is pleasant for
+us to look across the seas, to recall the martial life of our
+progenitors and to speak of their great deeds for liberty. It is
+conducive to our family pride to trace back the source of the blessings
+we enjoy to-day through all the brilliant pages of Netherland history to
+the time when the soldiers of freedom--the "Beggars"--chose rather to
+let in the merciless ocean waves than to surrender to the ruthless
+invader. [Applause.]
+
+We love to say that we can see in the glory of free institutions in this
+century the steady outgrowth of that germ of human liberty which was
+planted by the sturdy labor, which was watered by the tears and blood,
+and fructified by the precious lives of those who fought by land and sea
+in the battles of the sixteenth century. [Applause.]
+
+Although we make our boast of the indomitable courage, the many
+self-denials, the homely virtues of our forefathers, think you that we
+in America are degenerate sons of noble sires? I trow not! [Renewed
+applause.]
+
+That irascible old Governor who stamped his wooden leg on the streets of
+New Amsterdam, who ruled with his iron will and his cane the thrifty
+burghers of this young city, did he not, when called upon to show a
+soldier's courage, wage a successful contest with savage foes, with the
+testy Puritans of Connecticut and with the obdurate Swedes on
+Christiana Creek?
+
+Before the old Dutch church in Millstone on the Raritan River, in the
+summer of 1775, a hundred of the young men of the village were drilled
+every night. They had on their long smock-frocks, broad-brimmed black
+hats, and leggings. Their own firelocks were on their shoulders,
+twenty-three cartridges in their cartouches, the worm, the priming-wire,
+and twelve flints in their pockets. These were the bold minute-men of
+New Jersey, and Frederick Frelinghuysen was their gallant Dutch captain,
+who stood ready to march, in case an alarm bonfire burned on Sourland
+Mountain, to fight any enemy. [Applause.]
+
+When fighting under Bradstreet on the Oswego River in the old French
+war, when laboring against great odds at Fort Edward, when retarding the
+British advance after the evacuation of Ticonderoga, when urging on a
+force to the relief of Fort Stanwix, when planning the campaign which
+ended in the capture of Burgoyne, and placing laurels, now faded, on the
+head of Gates, the character of our own Knickerbocker General, Philip
+Schuyler, the pure patriot, the noble soldier, is lustrous with
+evidences of his sagacious counsels, his wonderful energy, and his
+military skill. [Renewed applause.]
+
+The good blood of the patroons never flowed purer or brighter than when,
+as soldiers, they battled for a nation's rights. In the fight at
+Saratoga, Colonel Henry Kiliaen Van Rensselaer greatly distinguished
+himself and carried from the field an ounce of British lead, which
+remained in his body thirty-five years. Captain Solomon Van Rensselaer
+fought most courageously by the side of Mad Anthony Wayne in the Miami
+campaign. Being seriously wounded in a brilliant charge, he refused to
+be carried off the field on a litter, but insisted that, as a dragoon,
+he should be allowed to ride his horse from the battle and, if he
+dropped, to die where he fell. [Applause.]
+
+Worn and bleeding were the feet, scant the clothing of our ragged
+Continentals, as, turning upon their foe, they recrossed the icy
+Delaware on Christmas night, surprised Rall and his revellers in
+Trenton's village, punished the left of Cornwallis's column at
+Princeton, and then, on their way to the mountains of Morris County,
+fell by the wayside with hunger and wretchedness, perishing with the
+intense cold. But, in the darkness of the night, a partisan trooper,
+with twenty horsemen, surrounded the baggage-wagons of the British
+force, fired into the two hundred soldiers guarding them, and, shouting
+like a host of demons, captured the train, and the doughty captain with
+my own ancestral name woke up the weary soldiers of Washington's army
+with the rumbling of wagons heavily laden with woollen clothing and
+supplies, bravely stolen from the enemy. [Applause.]
+
+The poisoned arrows whistled in the Newtown fight as the New York
+contingent pressed forward toward Seneca Castle, the great capitol-house
+of the Six Nations. The redskins and their Tory allies, under Brant,
+tried hard to resist the progress of that awful human wedge that was
+driven with relentless fury among the wigwams of those who had burned
+the homes in beautiful Wyoming, who had despoiled with the bloody
+tomahawk the settlement at German Flats, and had closed the horrid
+campaign with the cruel massacre at Cherry Valley. Bold and daring in
+this revengeful expedition was Colonel Philip Van Cortlandt, a name
+honored in all Dutch civil and military history. [Continued applause.]
+
+As a leader of three thousand cavalrymen the youthful General Bayard
+[great cheers], proud of his Dutch descent, fell on the heights of
+bloody Fredericksburg. Like the good knight, he was "without fear and
+without reproach." Full of zeal for the cause, the bravest of the brave,
+his sword flashed always where dangers were the thickest. When a
+bursting shell left him dead on the field of honor, his brave men
+mourned him and the foe missed him. [Cheers.]
+
+In the leaden tempest which rained around Drury's Bluff, a boyish
+officer led a column of riflemen, gallant and daring. His uniform was
+soiled with the grim dirt of many a battle, but his bright blue eye took
+in every feature of the conflict. The day was just closing when an angry
+bullet pierced his throat as he was cheering on his men, and the young
+life of my college friend, Abram Zabriskie, of Jersey City, as chivalric
+a Dutch colonel as ever drew a blade in battle, was breathed out in the
+mighty throes of civil war. [Applause.]
+
+As we picture to ourselves the appearance of that grand figure of
+William of Orange, as he led his heroic people through and out of scenes
+of darkness and hunger and death into the sweet light of freedom; as we
+turn the pages of history that recount the deeds of glory of Vander
+Werf, the burgomaster of Leyden; of Count Egmont and Count Horn, of de
+Ruyter and Van Tromp, let us not forget that the same sturdy stock has
+developed in the New World the same zeal for human rights, the same high
+resolves of duty, the same devotion to liberty. If ever again this
+nation needs brave defenders, your sons and mine will, I trust, be able
+to show to the world that the patriotism of Dutchmen, that true Dutch
+valor, still fills the breasts of the soldiers of America! [Prolonged
+cheering.]
+
+
+
+
+SIR ARTHUR SULLIVAN
+
+
+MUSIC
+
+ [Speech of Sir Arthur Sullivan at the annual banquet of the Royal
+ Academy, May 2, 1891. Sir Frederic Leighton, President of the
+ Academy, occupied the chair. "In response for Music," said the
+ President, "I shall call on a man whose brilliant and many-sided
+ gifts are not honored in his own country alone, and who has
+ gathered laurels with full hands in every field of musical
+ achievement--my old friend, Sir Arthur Sullivan."]
+
+
+YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MY LORDS AND GENTLEMEN: It is gratifying
+to find that at the great representative art-gathering of the year the
+sister arts are now receiving at the hands of the painters and sculptors
+of the United Kingdom that compliment to which their members are justly
+entitled. Art is a commonwealth in which all the component estates hold
+an equal position, and it has been reserved for you, sir, under your
+distinguished presidency, to give full and honorable recognition to this
+important fact. You have done so in those terms of delicate, subtle
+compliment, which whilst displaying the touch of the master, also bear
+the impress of genuine sympathy, by calling upon my friend Mr. Irving,
+and myself, as representatives of the drama and of music, to return
+thanks for those branches of art to which our lives' efforts have been
+devoted.
+
+I may add, speaking for my own art, that there is a singular
+appropriateness that this compliment to Music should be paid by the
+artist whose brain has conceived and whose hand depicted a most
+enchanting "Music Lesson." You, sir, have touched with eloquence and
+feeling upon some of the tenderer attributes of music; I would with your
+permission, call attention to another--namely, its power and influence
+on popular sentiment; for of all the arts I think Music has the most
+mighty, universal, and immediate effect. ["Hear! hear!"] I know there
+are many educated and intelligent people who, absorbed in commerce,
+politics, and other pursuits, think that music is a mere family
+pastime--an ear-gratifying enjoyment. Great popularity has its drawbacks
+as well as its advantages, and there is no doubt that the widespread,
+instantaneous appreciation and popularity of melody has detracted
+somewhat from the proper recognition of the higher and graver attributes
+of music. But that music is a power and has influenced humanity with
+dynamic force in politics, religion, peace, and war, no one can gainsay.
+Who can deny the effect in great crises of the world's history of the
+Lutheran Chorale, "Ein' feste Burg," which roused the enthusiasm of
+whole towns and cities and caused them to embrace the reformed faith en
+masse--of the "Ça ira," with its ghastly association of tumbril and
+guillotine, and of the still more powerful "Marseillaise?" These three
+tunes alone have been largely instrumental in varying the course of
+history. [Cheers.]
+
+Amongst our own people, no one who has visited the Greater Britain
+beyond the seas but must be alive to the depth of feeling stirred by the
+first bar of "God Save the Queen." It is not too much to say that this
+air has done more than any other single agency to consolidate the
+national sentiment which forms the basis of our world-wide Empire.
+[Cheers.] But, sir, my duty is not to deliver a dissertation on music,
+my duty is to thank you for the offering and the acceptation of this
+toast, which I do most sincerely.
+
+With regard to the more than generous terms in which you, sir, have
+alluded to my humble individuality, I need not say how deeply I feel the
+spirit in which they were spoken. This much I would add--that highly as
+I value your kindly utterances, I count still more highly the fact that
+I should have been selected by you to respond for Music, whose dignity
+and whose progress in England are so near and dear to me at heart.
+[Cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES SUMNER
+
+
+INTERCOURSE WITH CHINA
+
+ [Speech of Charles Sumner at the banquet given by the City of
+ Boston, August 21, 1868, to the Hon. Anson Burlingame, Envoy
+ Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary from China, and his
+ associates, Chih Ta-jin and Sun Ta-jin, of the Chinese Embassy to
+ the United States and the powers of Europe.]
+
+
+MR. MAYOR:--I cannot speak on this interesting occasion without
+first declaring the happiness I enjoy at meeting my friend of many years
+in the exalted position which he now holds. Besides being my personal
+friend, he was also an honored associate in representing the good people
+of this community, and in advancing a great cause, which he championed
+with memorable eloquence and fidelity. Such are no common ties. Permit
+me to say that this splendid welcome, now offered by the municipal
+authorities of Boston, is only a natural expression of the sentiments
+which must prevail in this community. Here his labors and triumphs
+began. Here, in your early applause and approving voices, he first
+tasted of that honor which is now his in such ample measure. He is one
+of us, who, going forth into a strange country, has come back with its
+highest trusts and dignities. Once the representative of a single
+Congressional district, he now represents the most populous nation of
+the globe. Once the representative of little more than a third of
+Boston, he is now the representative of more than a third part of the
+human race. The population of the globe is estimated at twelve hundred
+millions; that of China at more than four hundred millions, and
+sometimes even at five hundred millions.
+
+If, in this position, there be much to excite wonder, there is still
+more for gratitude in the unparalleled opportunity which it affords.
+What we all ask is opportunity. Here is opportunity on a surpassing
+scale--to be employed, I am sure, so as to advance the best interests of
+the Human Family; and, if these are advanced, no nation can suffer. Each
+is contained in all. With justice and generosity as the reciprocal rule,
+and nothing else can be the aim of this great Embassy, there can be no
+limits to the immeasurable consequences. For myself, I am less
+solicitous with regard to concessions or privileges, than with regard to
+that spirit of friendship and good neighborhood, which embraces alike
+the distant and the near, and, when once established, renders all else
+easy.
+
+The necessary result of the present experiment in diplomacy will be to
+make the countries which it visits better known to the Chinese, and also
+to make the Chinese better known to them. Each will know the other
+better and will better comprehend that condition of mutual dependence
+which is the law of humanity. In the relations among nations, as in
+common life, this is of infinite value. Thus far, I fear that the
+Chinese are poorly informed with regard to us. I am sure that we are
+poorly informed with regard to them. We know them through the porcelain
+on our tables with its lawless perspective, and the tea-chest with its
+unintelligible hieroglyphics. There are two pictures of them in the
+literature of our language, which cannot fail to leave an impression.
+The first is in "Paradise Lost," where Milton, always learned even in
+his poetry, represents Satan as descending in his flight,
+
+ ... on the barren plains
+ Of Sericana, where _Chineses_ drive,
+ With sails and wind their cany wagons light.
+
+The other is that admirable address on the study of the law of nature
+and nations, where Sir James Mackintosh, in words of singular felicity,
+alludes to "the tame but ancient and immovable civilization of China."
+It will be for us now to enlarge these pictures and to fill the canvas
+with life.
+
+I do not know if it has occurred to our honored guest, that he is not
+the first stranger who, after sojourning in this distant unknown land,
+has come back loaded with its honors, and with messages to the
+Christian powers. He is not without a predecessor in his mission. There
+is another career as marvellous as his own. I refer to the Venetian,
+Marco Polo, whose reports, once discredited as the fables of a
+traveller, are now recognized among the sources of history, and
+especially of geographical knowledge. Nobody can read them without
+feeling their verity. It was in the latter part of the far-away
+thirteenth century, that this enterprising Venetian, in company with his
+father and uncle, all of them merchants, journeyed from Venice, by the
+way of Constantinople, Trebizond, on the Black Sea, and Central Asia,
+until they reached first the land of Prester John, and then that golden
+country, known as Cathay, where the great ruler, Kubla Khan, treated
+them with gracious consideration, and employed young Polo as his
+ambassador. This was none other than China, and the great ruler, called
+the Grand Khan, was none other than the first of its Mongolian dynasty,
+having his imperial residence in the immense city of Kambalu, or Peking.
+After many years of illustrious service, the Venetian, with his
+companions, was dismissed with splendor and riches, charged with letters
+for European sovereigns, as our Bostonian is charged with similar
+letters now. There were letters for the Pope, the King of France, the
+King of Spain, and other Christian princes. It does not appear that
+England was expressly designated. Her name, so great now, was not at
+that time on the visiting list of the distant Emperor. Such are the
+contrasts in national life. Marco Polo, with his companions, reached
+Venice on his return in 1295, at the very time when Dante, in Florence,
+was meditating his divine poem, and when Roger Bacon, in England, was
+astonishing the age with his knowledge. These were two of his greatest
+contemporaries.
+
+The return of the Venetian to his native city was attended by incidents
+which have not occurred among us. Bronzed by long residence under the
+sun of the East--wearing the dress of a Tartar--and speaking his native
+language with difficulty, it was some time before he could persuade his
+friends of his identity. Happily there is no question on the identity of
+our returned fellow-citizen; and surely it cannot be said that he speaks
+his native language with difficulty. There was a dinner given at Venice,
+as now at Boston, and the Venetian dinner, after the lapse of nearly
+five hundred years, still lives in glowing description. On this occasion
+Marco Polo, with his companions, appeared first in long robes of crimson
+satin reaching to the floor, which, after the guests had washed their
+hands, were changed for other robes of crimson damask, and then again,
+after the first course of the dinner, for other robes of crimson velvet,
+and at the conclusion of the banquet, for the ordinary dress worn by the
+rest of the company. Meanwhile the other costly garments were
+distributed in succession among the attendants at the table. In all your
+magnificence to-night, Mr. Mayor, I have seen no such largess. Then was
+brought forward the coarse threadbare clothes in which they had
+travelled, when, on ripping the lining and patches with a knife, costly
+jewels, in sparkling showers, leaped forth before the eyes of the
+company, who for a time were motionless with wonder. Then at last, says
+the Italian chronicler, every doubt was banished, and all were satisfied
+that these were the valiant and honorable gentlemen of the house of
+Polo. I do not relate this history in order to suggest any such
+operation on the dress of our returned fellow-citizen. No such evidence
+is needed to assure us of his identity.
+
+The success of Marco Polo is amply attested. From his habit of speaking
+of millions of people and millions of money, he was known as _millioni_,
+or the millionnaire, being the earliest instance in history of a
+designation so common in our prosperous age. But better than "millions"
+was the knowledge he imparted, and the impulse that he gave to that
+science, which teaches the configuration of the globe, and the place of
+nations on its surface. His travels, as dictated by him, were reproduced
+in various languages, and, after the invention of printing, the book was
+multiplied in more than fifty editions. Unquestionably it prepared the
+way for the two greatest geographical discoveries of modern times, that
+of the Cape of Good Hope, by Vasco de Gama, and the New World, by
+Christopher Columbus. One of his admirers, a learned German, does not
+hesitate to say that, when, in the long series of ages, we seek the
+three men, who, by the influence of their discoveries, have most
+contributed to the progress of geography and the knowledge of the globe,
+the modest name of the Venetian finds a place in the same line with
+Alexander the Great and Christopher Columbus. It is well known that the
+imagination of the Genoese navigator was fired by the revelations of the
+Venetian, and that, in his mind, all the countries embraced by his
+transcendent discovery were none other than the famed Cathay, with its
+various dependencies. In his report to the Spanish Sovereigns, Cuba was
+nothing else than Xipangu, or Japan, as described by the Venetian, and
+he thought himself near a grand Khan, meaning, as he says, a king of
+kings. Columbus was mistaken. He had not reached Cathay or the Grand
+Khan; but he had discovered a new world, destined in the history of
+civilization to be more than Cathay, and, in the lapse of time, to
+welcome the ambassador of the grand Khan.
+
+The Venetian on his return home, journeyed out of the East, westward.
+Our Marco Polo on his return home, journeyed out of the west, eastward;
+and yet they both came from the same region. Their common starting-point
+was Peking. This change is typical of that transcendent revolution under
+whose influence the Orient will become the Occident. Journeying
+westward, the first welcome is from the nations of Europe. Journeying
+eastward, the first welcome is from our Republic. It only remains that
+this welcome should be extended until it opens a pathway for the
+mightiest commerce of the world, and embraces within the sphere of
+American activity that ancient ancestral empire, where population,
+industry and education, on an unprecedented scale, create resources and
+necessities on an unprecedented scale also. See to it, merchants of the
+United States, and you, merchants of Boston, that this opportunity is
+not lost.
+
+And this brings me, Mr. Mayor, to the treaty, which you invited me to
+discuss. But I will not now enter upon this topic. If you did not call
+me to order for speaking too long, I fear I should be called to order in
+another place for undertaking to speak of a treaty which has not yet
+been proclaimed by the President. One remark I will make and take the
+consequences. The treaty does not propose much; but it is an excellent
+beginning, and, I trust, through the good offices of our fellow-citizen,
+the honored plenipotentiary, will unlock those great Chinese gates which
+have been bolted and barred for long centuries. The embassy is more
+than the treaty, because it will prepare the way for further intercourse
+and will help that new order of things which is among the promises of
+the future.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE QUALITIES THAT WIN
+
+ [Speech of Charles Sumner at the sixty-eighth annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1873. The
+ President, Isaac H. Bailey, in proposing the toast, "The Senate of
+ the United States," said: "We are happy to greet on this occasion
+ the senior in consecutive service, and the most eminent member of
+ the Senate, whose early, varied, and distinguished services in the
+ cause of freedom have made his name a household word throughout the
+ world--the Honorable Charles Sumner." On rising to respond, Mr.
+ Sumner was received with loud applause. The members of the Society
+ rose to their feet, applauded and waved handkerchiefs.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND BROTHERS OF NEW ENGLAND:--For the first time
+in my life I have the good fortune to enjoy this famous anniversary
+festival. Though often honored by your most tempting invitation, and
+longing to celebrate the day in this goodly company of which all have
+heard so much, I could never excuse myself from duties in another place.
+If now I yield to well-known attractions, and journey from Washington
+for my first holiday during a protracted public service, it is because
+all was enhanced by the appeal of your excellent president, to whom I am
+bound by the friendship of many years in Boston, in New York, and in a
+foreign land. [Applause.] It is much to be a brother of New England, but
+it is more to be a friend [applause], and this tie I have pleasure in
+confessing to-night.
+
+It is with much doubt and humility that I venture to answer for the
+Senate of the United States, and I believe the least I say on this head
+will be the most prudent. [Laughter.] But I shall be entirely safe in
+expressing my doubt if there is a single Senator who would not be glad
+of a seat at this generous banquet. What is the Senate? It is a
+component part of the National Government. But we celebrate to-day more
+than any component part of any government. We celebrate an epoch in the
+history of mankind--not only never to be forgotten, but to grow in
+grandeur as the world appreciates the elements of true greatness. Of
+mankind I say--for the landing on Plymouth Rock, on December 22, 1620,
+marks the origin of a new order of ages, by which the whole human family
+will be elevated. Then and there was the great beginning.
+
+Throughout all time, from the dawn of history, men have swarmed to found
+new homes in distant lands. The Tyrians, skirting Northern Africa,
+stopped at Carthage; Carthaginians dotted Spain and even the distant
+coasts of Britain and Ireland; Greeks gemmed Italy and Sicily with
+art-loving settlements; Rome carried multitudinous colonies with her
+conquering eagles. Saxons, Danes, and Normans violently mingled with the
+original Britons. And in more modern times, Venice, Genoa, Portugal,
+Spain, France, and England, all sent forth emigrants to people foreign
+shores. But in these various expeditions, trade or war was the impelling
+motive. Too often commerce and conquest moved hand in hand, and the
+colony was incarnadined with blood.
+
+On the day we celebrate, the sun for the first time in his course looked
+down upon a different scene, begun and continued under a different
+inspiration. A few conscientious Englishmen, in obedience to the monitor
+within, and that they might be free to worship God according to their
+own sense of duty, set sail for the unknown wilds of the North American
+continent. After a voyage of sixty-four days in the ship Mayflower, with
+Liberty at the prow and Conscience at the helm [applause], they sighted
+the white sandbanks of Cape Cod, and soon thereafter in the small cabin
+framed that brief compact, forever memorable, which is the first written
+constitution of government in human history, and the very corner-stone
+of the American Republic; and then these Pilgrims landed.
+
+This compact was not only foremost in time, it was also august in
+character, and worthy of perpetual example. Never before had the object
+of the "civil body public" been announced as "to enact, constitute, and
+frame such just and equal laws, ordinances, acts, constitutions, and
+offices from time to time as shall be thought most meet and convenient
+for the general good of the colony." How lofty! how true! Undoubtedly,
+these were the grandest words of government with the largest promise of
+any at that time uttered.
+
+If more were needed to illustrate the new epoch, it would be found in
+the parting words of the venerable pastor, John Robinson, addressed to
+the Pilgrims, as they were about to sail from Delfshaven--words often
+quoted, yet never enough. How sweetly and beautifully he says: "And if
+God should reveal anything to you by any other instrument of his, be as
+ready to receive it as ever you were to receive any truth by my
+ministry; but I am confident that the Lord hath more light and truth yet
+to break forth out of his holy word." And then how justly the good
+preacher rebukes those who close their souls to truth! "The Lutherans,
+for example, cannot be drawn to go beyond what Luther saw, and whatever
+part of God's will he hath further imparted to Calvin, they will rather
+die than embrace, and so the Calvinists stick where he left them. This
+is a misery much to be lamented, for though they were precious, shining
+lights in their times, God hath not revealed his whole will to them."
+Beyond the merited rebuke, here is a plain recognition of the law of
+human progress little discerned at the time, which teaches the sure
+advance of the human family, and opens the vista of the ever-broadening,
+never-ending future on earth.
+
+Our Pilgrims were few and poor. The whole outfit of this historic
+voyage, including Ł1,700 of trading stock, was only Ł2,400, and how
+little was required for their succor appears in the experience of the
+soldier Captain Miles Standish, who, being sent to England for
+assistance--not military, but financial--(God save the mark!) succeeded
+in borrowing--how much do you suppose?--Ł150 sterling. [Laughter.]
+Something in the way of help; and the historian adds, "though at fifty
+per cent. interest." So much for a valiant soldier on a financial
+expedition. [Laughter, in which General Sherman and the company joined.]
+A later agent, Allerton, was able to borrow for the colony Ł200 at a
+reduced interest of thirty per cent. Plainly, the money-sharks of our
+day may trace an undoubted pedigree to these London merchants.
+[Laughter.] But I know not if any son of New England, oppressed by
+exorbitant interest, will be consoled by the thought that the Pilgrims
+paid the same.
+
+And yet this small people--so obscure and outcast in condition--so
+slender in numbers and in means--so entirely unknown to the proud and
+great--so absolutely without name in contemporary records--whose
+departure from the Old World took little more than the breath of their
+bodies--are now illustrious beyond the lot of men; and the Mayflower is
+immortal beyond the Grecian Argo, or the stately ship of any victorious
+admiral. Though this was little foreseen in their day, it is plain now
+how it has come to pass. The highest greatness surviving time and storm
+is that which proceeds from the soul of man. [Applause.] Monarchs and
+cabinets, generals and admirals, with the pomp of courts and the
+circumstance of war, in the gradual lapse of time disappear from sight;
+but the pioneers of truth, though poor and lowly, especially those whose
+example elevates human nature and teaches the rights of man, so that
+government of the people, by the people, and for the people shall not
+perish from the earth [great applause], such harbingers can never be
+forgotten, and their renown spreads coextensive with the cause they
+served.
+
+I know not if any whom I now have the honor of addressing have thought
+to recall the great in rank and power filling the gaze of the world as
+the Mayflower with her company fared forth on their adventurous voyage.
+The foolish James was yet on the English throne, glorying that he had
+"peppered the Puritans." The morose Louis XIII, through whom Richelieu
+ruled, was King of France. The imbecile Philip III swayed Spain and the
+Indies. The persecuting Ferdinand the Second, tormentor of Protestants,
+was Emperor of Germany. Paul V, of the House of Borghese, was Pope of
+Rome. In the same princely company and all contemporaries were Christian
+IV, King of Denmark, and his son Christian, Prince of Norway; Gustavus
+Adolphus, King of Sweden; Sigismund the Third, King of Poland;
+Frederick, King of Bohemia, with his wife, the unhappy Elizabeth of
+England, progenitor of the house of Hanover; George William, Margrave of
+Brandenburg, and ancestor of the Prussian house that has given an
+emperor to Germany; Maximilian, Duke of Bavaria; Maurice, landgrave of
+Hesse; Christian, Duke of Brunswick and Lunenburg; John Frederick, Duke
+of Würtemberg and Teck; John, Count of Nassau; Henry, Duke of Lorraine;
+Isabella, Infanta of Spain and ruler of the Low Countries; Maurice,
+fourth Prince of Orange; Charles Emanuel, Duke of Savoy and ancestor of
+the King of United Italy; Cosmo de' Medici, third Grand Duke of
+Florence; Antonio Priuli, ninety-third Doge of Venice, just after the
+terrible tragedy commemorated on the English stage as "Venice
+Preserved"; Bethlehem Gabor, Prince of Unitarian Transylvania, and
+elected King of Hungary, with the countenance of an African; and the
+Sultan Mustapha, of Constantinople, twentieth ruler of the Turks.
+
+Such at that time were the crowned sovereigns of Europe, whose names
+were mentioned always with awe, and whose countenances are handed down
+by art, so that at this day they are visible to the curious as if they
+walked these streets. Mark now the contrast. There was no artist for our
+forefathers, nor are their countenances now known to men; but more than
+any powerful contemporaries at whose tread the earth trembled is their
+memory sacred. [Applause.] Pope, emperor, king, sultan, grand-duke,
+duke, doge, margrave, landgrave, count--what are they all by the side of
+the humble company that landed on Plymouth Rock? Theirs, indeed, were
+the ensigns of worldly power, but our Pilgrims had in themselves that
+inborn virtue which was more than all else besides, and their landing
+was an epoch.
+
+Who in the imposing troop of worldly grandeur is now remembered but with
+indifference or contempt? If I except Gustavus Adolphus, it is because
+he revealed a superior character. Confront the Mayflower and the
+Pilgrims with the potentates who occupied such space in the world. The
+former are ascending into the firmament, there to shine forever, while
+the latter have been long dropping into the darkness of oblivion, to be
+brought forth only to point a moral or illustrate the fame of
+contemporaries whom they regarded not. [Applause.] Do I err in supposing
+this an illustration of the supremacy which belongs to the triumphs of
+the moral nature? At first impeded or postponed, they at last prevail.
+Theirs is a brightness which, breaking through all clouds, will shine
+forth with ever-increasing splendor.
+
+I have often thought that if I were a preacher, if I had the honor to
+occupy the pulpit so grandly filled by my friend near me [gracefully
+inclining toward Mr. Beecher], one of my sermons should be from the
+text, "A little leaven shall leaven the whole lump." Nor do I know a
+better illustration of these words than the influence exerted by our
+Pilgrims. That small band, with the lesson of self-sacrifice, of just
+and equal laws, of the government of a majority, of unshrinking loyalty
+to principle, is now leavening this whole continent, and in the fulness
+of time will leaven the world. [Great applause.] By their example,
+republican institutions have been commended, and in proportion as we
+imitate them will these institutions be assured. [Applause.]
+
+Liberty, which we so much covet, is not a solitary plant. Always by its
+side is Justice. [Applause.] But Justice is nothing but right applied to
+human affairs. Do not forget, I entreat you, that with the highest
+morality is the highest liberty. A great poet, in one of his inspired
+sonnets, speaking of this priceless possession, has said, "But who loves
+that must first be wise and good." Therefore do the Pilgrims in their
+beautiful example teach liberty, teach republican institutions, as at an
+earlier day, Socrates and Plato, in their lessons of wisdom, taught
+liberty and helped the idea of the republic. If republican government
+has thus far failed in any experiment, as, perhaps, somewhere in Spanish
+America, it is because these lessons have been wanting. There have been
+no Pilgrims to teach the moral law.
+
+Mr. President, with these thoughts, which I imperfectly express, I
+confess my obligations to the forefathers of New England, and offer to
+them the homage of a grateful heart. But not in thanksgiving only would
+I celebrate their memory. I would if I could make their example a
+universal lesson, and stamp it upon the land. [Applause.] The conscience
+which directed them should be the guide for our public councils. The
+just and equal laws which they required should be ordained by us, and
+the hospitality to truth which was their rule should be ours. Nor would
+I forget their courage and steadfastness. Had they turned back or
+wavered, I know not what would have been the record of this continent,
+but I see clearly that a great example would have been lost. [Applause.]
+Had Columbus yielded to his mutinous crew and returned to Spain without
+his great discovery; had Washington shrunk away disheartened by British
+power and the snows of New Jersey, these great instances would have been
+wanting for the encouragement of men. But our Pilgrims belong to the
+same heroic company, and their example is not less precious. [Applause.]
+
+Only a short time after the landing on Plymouth Rock, the great
+republican poet, John Milton, wrote his "Comus," so wonderful for beauty
+and truth. His nature was more refined than that of the Pilgrims, and
+yet it requires little effort of imagination to catch from one of them,
+or at least from their beloved pastor, the exquisite, almost angelic
+words at the close--
+
+ "Mortals, who would follow me,
+ Love Virtue; she alone is free;
+ She can teach ye how to climb
+ Higher than the sphery chime.
+ Or if Virtue feeble were,
+ Heaven itself would stoop to her."
+
+[At the conclusion of Senator Sumner's speech the audience arose and
+gave cheer upon cheer.]
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS DEWITT TALMAGE
+
+
+BEHOLD THE AMERICAN!
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. T. DeWitt Talmage at the eighty-first annual
+ dinner of the New England Society in the City of New York, December
+ 22, 1886. The President of the Society, Judge Horace Russell,
+ introduced Dr. Talmage to speak to the toast, "Forefathers' Day."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, AND ALL YOU GOOD NEW ENGLANDERS: If we leave to
+the evolutionists to guess where we came from and to the theologians to
+prophesy where we are going to, we still have left for consideration the
+fact that we are here; and we are here at an interesting time. Of all
+the centuries this is the best century, and of all the decades of the
+century this is the best decade, and of all the years of the decade this
+is the best year, and of all the months of the year this is the best
+month, and of all the nights of the month this is the best night.
+[Applause and laughter.] Many of these advantages we trace straight back
+to Forefathers' Day, about which I am to speak.
+
+But I must not introduce a new habit into these New England dinners and
+confine myself to the one theme. For eighty-one years your speakers have
+been accustomed to make the toast announced the point from which they
+start, but to which they never return. [Laughter.] So I shall not stick
+to my text, but only be particular to have all I say my own, and not
+make the mistake of a minister whose sermon was a patchwork from a
+variety of authors, to whom he gave no credit. There was an intoxicated
+wag in the audience who had read about everything, and he announced the
+authors as the minister went on. The clergyman gave an extract without
+any credit to the author, and the man in the audience cried out:
+"That's Jeremy Taylor." The speaker went on and gave an extract from
+another author without credit for it, and the man in the audience said:
+"That is John Wesley." The minister gave an extract from another author
+without credit for it, and the man in the audience said: "That is George
+Whitefield." When the minister lost his patience and cried out, "Shut
+up, you old fool!" the man in the audience replied: "That is your own."
+[Laughter.]
+
+Well, what about this Forefathers' Day? In Brooklyn they say the Landing
+of the Pilgrims was December the 21st; in New York you say it was
+December the 22d. You are both right. Not through the specious and
+artful reasoning you have sometimes indulged in, but by a little
+historical incident that seems to have escaped your attention. You see,
+the Forefathers landed in the morning of December the 21st, but about
+noon that day a pack of hungry wolves swept down the bleak American
+beach looking for a New England dinner [laughter], and a band of savages
+out for a tomahawk picnic hove in sight, and the Pilgrim Fathers thought
+it best for safety and warmth to go on board the Mayflower and pass the
+night. [Renewed laughter.] And during the night there came up a strong
+wind blowing off shore that swept the Mayflower from its moorings clear
+out to sea, and there was a prospect that our Forefathers, having
+escaped oppression in foreign lands, would yet go down under an oceanic
+tempest. But the next day they fortunately got control of their ship and
+steered her in, and the second time the Forefathers stepped ashore.
+
+Brooklyn celebrated the first landing; New York the second landing. So I
+say Hail! Hail! to both celebrations, for one day, anyhow, could not do
+justice to such a subject; and I only wish I could have kissed the
+blarney stone of America, which is Plymouth Rock, so that I might have
+done justice to this subject. [Laughter and applause.] Ah, gentlemen,
+that Mayflower was the ark that floated the deluge of oppression, and
+Plymouth Rock was the Ararat on which it landed.
+
+But let me say that these Forefathers were of no more importance than
+the Foremothers. [Applause.] As I understand it, there were eight of
+them--that is, four fathers and four mothers--from whom all these
+illustrious New Englanders descended. Now I was not born in New England,
+though far back my ancestors lived in Connecticut, and then crossed over
+to Long Island and there joined the Dutch, and that mixture of Yankee
+and Dutch makes royal blood. [Applause.] Neither is perfect without the
+other, the Yankee in a man's nature saying "Go ahead!" the Dutch in his
+blood saying, "Be prudent while you do go ahead!" Some people do not
+understand why Long Island was stretched along parallel with all of the
+Connecticut coast. I have no doubt that it was so placed that the Dutch
+might watch the Yankees. [Laughter.]
+
+But though not born in New England, in my boyhood I had a New England
+schoolmaster, whom I shall never forget. He taught us our A, B, C's.
+"What is that?" "I don't know, sir." "That's A" [with a slap]. "What is
+that?" "I don't know, sir." [With a slap]--"That is B." [Laughter.] I
+tell you, a boy that learned his letters in that way never forgot them;
+and if the boy was particularly dull, then this New England schoolmaster
+would take him over the knee, and then the boy got his information from
+both directions. [Renewed laughter.]
+
+But all these things aside, no one sitting at these tables has higher
+admiration for the Pilgrim Fathers than I have--the men who believed in
+two great doctrines, which are the foundation of every religion that is
+worth anything: namely, the fatherhood of God and the brotherhood of
+Man--these men of backbone and endowed with that great and magnificent
+attribute of stick-to-it-iveness. Macaulay said that no one ever sneered
+at the Puritans who had met them in halls of debate or crossed swords
+with them on the field of battle. [Applause.] They are sometimes defamed
+for their rigorous Sabbaths, but our danger is in the opposite direction
+of no Sabbaths at all. It is said that they destroyed witches. I wish
+that they had cleared them all out, for the world is full of witches
+yet, and if at all these tables there is a man who has not sometimes
+been bewitched, let him hold up his glass of ice-water. [Laughter.] It
+is said that these Forefathers carried religion into everything, and
+before a man kissed his wife he asked a blessing, and afterward said:
+"Having received another favor from the Lord, let us return thanks."
+[Laughter.] But our great need now is more religion in every-day life.
+
+I think their plain diet had much to do with their ruggedness of nature.
+They had not as many good things to eat as we have, and they had better
+digestion. Now, all the evening some of our best men sit with an awful
+bad feeling at the pit of their stomach, and the food taken fails to
+assimilate, and in the agitated digestive organs the lamb and the cow
+lie down together and get up just as they have a mind to. [Laughter.]
+After dinner I sat down with my friend to talk. He had for many years
+been troubled with indigestion. I felt guilty when I insisted on his
+taking that last piece of lemon pie. I knew that pastry always made him
+crusty. I said to him: "I never felt better in all my life; how do you
+feel?" And putting one hand over one piece of lemon pie and the other
+hand over the other piece of lemon pie, he said: "I feel miserable."
+Smaller varieties of food had the old Fathers, but it did them more
+good.
+
+Still, take it all in all, I think the descendants of the Pilgrim
+Fathers are as good as their ancestors, and in many ways better.
+Children are apt to be an echo of their ancestors. We are apt to put a
+halo around the Forefathers, but I expect that at our age they were very
+much like ourselves. People are not wise when they long for the good old
+days. They say: "Just think of the pride of people at this day! Just
+look at the ladies' hats!" [Laughter.] Why, there is nothing in the
+ladies' hats of to-day equal to the coal-scuttle hats a hundred years
+ago. They say: "Just look at the way people dress their hair!" Why, the
+extremest style of to-day will not equal the top-knots which our
+great-grandmothers wore, put up with high combs that we would have
+thought would have made our great-grandfathers die with laughter. The
+hair was lifted into a pyramid a foot high. On the top of that tower lay
+a white rose. Shoes of bespangled white kid, and heels two or three
+inches high. Grandfather went out to meet her on the floor with a coat
+of sky-blue silk and vest of white satin embroidered with gold lace,
+lace ruffles around his wrist and his hair flung in a queue. The great
+George Washington had his horse's hoofs blackened when about to appear
+on a parade, and writes to Europe ordering sent for the use of himself
+and family, one silver-lace hat, one pair of silver shoe-buckles, a
+coat made of fashionable silk, one pair of gold sleeve-buttons, six
+pairs of kid gloves, one dozen most fashionable cambric
+pocket-handkerchiefs, besides ruffles and tucker. That was George.
+[Laughter.]
+
+Talk about dissipations, ye who have ever seen the old-fashioned
+sideboard! Did I not have an old relative who always, when visitors
+came, used to go upstairs and take a drink through economical habits,
+not offering anything to his visitors? [Laughter.] On the old-fashioned
+training days the most sober men were apt to take a day to themselves.
+Many of the familiar drinks of to-day were unknown to them, but their
+hard cider, mint julep, metheglin, hot toddy, and lemonade in which the
+lemon was not at all prominent, sometimes made lively work for the
+broad-brimmed hats and silver knee-buckles. Talk of dissipating parties
+of to-day and keeping of late hours! Why, did they not have their "bees"
+and sausage-stuffings and tea-parties and dances, that for heartiness
+and uproar utterly eclipsed all the waltzes, lanciers, redowas, and
+breakdowns of the nineteenth century, and they never went home till
+morning. And as to the old-time courtships, oh, my! Washington Irving
+describes them. [Laughter.]
+
+But though your Forefathers may not have been much, if any, better than
+yourselves, let us extol them for the fact that they started this
+country in the right direction. They laid the foundation for American
+manhood. The foundation must be more solid and firm and unyielding than
+any other part of the structure. On that Puritanic foundation we can
+safely build all nationalities. [Applause.] Let us remember that the
+coming American is to be an admixture of all foreign bloods. In about
+twenty-five or fifty years the model American will step forth. He will
+have the strong brain of the German, the polished manners of the French,
+the artistic taste of the Italian, the stanch heart of the English, the
+steadfast piety of the Scotch, the lightning wit of the Irish, and when
+he steps forth, bone, muscle, nerve, brain entwined with the fibres of
+all nationalities, the nations will break out in the cry: "Behold the
+American!" [Applause.]
+
+Columbus discovered only the shell of this country. Agassiz came and
+discovered fossiliferous America. Silliman came and discovered
+geological America. Audubon came and discovered bird America. Longfellow
+came and discovered poetic America; and there are a half-dozen other
+Americas yet to be discovered.
+
+I never realized what this country was and is as on the day when I first
+saw some of these gentlemen of the Army and Navy. It was when at the
+close of the War our armies came back and marched in review before the
+President's stand at Washington. I do not care whether a man was a
+Republican or a Democrat, a Northern man or a Southern man, if he had
+any emotion of nature, he could not look upon it without weeping. God
+knew that the day was stupendous, and He cleared the heaven of cloud and
+mist and chill, and sprung the blue sky as the triumphal arch for the
+returning warriors to pass under. From Arlington Heights the spring
+foliage shook out its welcome, as the hosts came over the hills, and the
+sparkling waters of the Potomac tossed their gold to the feet of the
+battalions as they came to the Long Bridge and in almost interminable
+line passed over. The Capitol never seemed so majestic as that morning:
+snowy white, looking down upon the tides of men that came surging down,
+billow after billow. Passing in silence, yet I heard in every step the
+thunder of conflicts through which they had waded, and seemed to see
+dripping from their smoke-blackened flags the blood of our country's
+martyrs. For the best part of two days we stood and watched the filing
+on of what seemed endless battalions, brigade after brigade, division
+after division, host after host, rank beyond rank; ever moving, ever
+passing; marching, marching; tramp, tramp, tramp--thousands after
+thousands, battery front, arms shouldered, columns solid, shoulder to
+shoulder, wheel to wheel, charger to charger, nostril to nostril.
+
+Commanders on horses with their manes entwined with roses, and necks
+enchained with garlands, fractious at the shouts that ran along the
+line, increasing from the clapping of children clothed in white,
+standing on the steps of the Capitol, to the tumultuous vociferation of
+hundreds of thousands of enraptured multitudes, crying "Huzza! Huzza!"
+Gleaming muskets, thundering parks of artillery, rumbling pontoon
+wagons, ambulances from whose wheels seemed to sound out the groans of
+the crushed and the dying that they had carried. These men came from
+balmy Minnesota, those from Illinois prairies. These were often hummed
+to sleep by the pines of Oregon, those were New England lumbermen. Those
+came out of the coal-shafts of Pennsylvania. Side by side in one great
+cause, consecrated through fire and storm and darkness, brothers in
+peril, on their way home from Chancellorsville and Kenesaw Mountain and
+Fredericksburg, in lines that seemed infinite they passed on.
+
+We gazed and wept and wondered, lifting up our heads to see if the end
+had come, but no! Looking from one end of that long avenue to the other,
+we saw them yet in solid column, battery front, host beyond host, wheel
+to wheel, charger to charger, nostril to nostril, coming as it were from
+under the Capitol. Forward! Forward! Their bayonets, caught in the sun,
+glimmered and flashed and blazed, till they seemed like one long river
+of silver, ever and anon changed into a river of fire. No end to the
+procession, no rest for the eyes. We turned our heads from the scene,
+unable longer to look. We felt disposed to stop our ears, but still we
+heard it, marching, marching; tramp, tramp, tramp. But hush,--uncover
+every head! Here they pass, the remnant of ten men of a full regiment.
+Silence! Widowhood and orphanage look on and wring their hands. But
+wheel into line, all ye people! North, South, East, West--all decades,
+all centuries, all millenniums! Forward, the whole line! Huzza! Huzza!
+[Great applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WHAT I KNOW ABOUT THE DUTCH
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. T. DeWitt Talmage at the seventh annual dinner
+ of the Holland Society of New York, January 14, 1892. The President
+ of the Society, George M. Van Hoesen, said: "The next regular toast
+ is: 'What I Know about the Dutch,' which will be responded to by a
+ gentleman who needs no introduction--the Rev. Dr. T. DeWitt
+ Talmage."]
+
+
+Oh, Judge Van Hoesen, this is not the first time we have been side by
+side, for we were college boys together; and I remember that there was
+this difference between us--you seemed to know about everything, and it
+would take a very large library, a library larger than the Vatican, to
+tell all that I didn't know. It is good to be here. What a multitude of
+delightful people there are in this world! If you and I had been
+consulted as to which of all the stars we would choose to walk upon, we
+could not have done a wiser thing than to select this. I have always
+been glad that I got aboard this planet. There are three classes of
+people that I especially admire--men, women, and children. I have
+enjoyed this banquet very much, for there are two places where I always
+have a good appetite--at home and away from home. I have not been
+interfered with as were some gentlemen that I heard of at a public
+dinner some years ago. A greenhorn, who had never seen a great banquet,
+came to the city, and, looking through the door, said to his friends who
+were showing him the sights: "Who are those gentlemen who are eating so
+heartily?" The answer was: "They are the men who pay for the dinner."
+"And who are those gentlemen up there on the elevation looking so pale
+and frightened and eating nothing?" "Oh," said his friend, "those are
+the fellows who make the speeches."
+
+It is very appropriate that we should celebrate the Hollanders by hearty
+eating, for you know the royal house that the Hollanders admire above
+any other royal house, is named after one of the most delicious fruits
+on this table--the house of Orange. I feel that I have a right to be
+here. While I have in my arteries the blood of many nationalities, so
+that I am a cosmopolitan and feel at home anywhere, there is in my veins
+a strong tide of Dutch blood. My mother was a Van Nest, and I was
+baptized in a Dutch church and named after a Dutch Domini, graduated at
+a Dutch theological seminary, and was ordained by a Dutch minister,
+married a Dutch girl, preached thirteen years in a Dutch church, and
+always took a Dutch newspaper; and though I have got off into another
+denomination, I am thankful to say that, while nearly all of our
+denominations are in hot water, each one of them having on a big
+ecclesiastical fight--and you know when ministers do fight, they fight
+like sin--I am glad that the old Dutch Church sails on over unruffled
+seas, and the flag at her masthead is still inscribed with "Peace and
+good-will to men." Departed spirits of John Livingston and Gabriel
+Ludlow, and Dr. Van Draken and magnificent Thomas de Witt, from your
+thrones witness!
+
+Gentlemen here to-night have spoken much already in regard to what
+Holland did on the other side of the sea; and neither historian's pen,
+nor poet's canto, nor painter's pencil nor sculptor's chisel, nor
+orator's tongue, can ever tell the full story of the prowess of those
+people. Isn't it strange that two of the smallest sections of the earth
+should have produced most of the grandest history of the world?
+Palestine, only a little over 100 miles in length, yet yielding the most
+glorious event of all history; and little Holland, only about one
+quarter of the size of the State of New Jersey, achieving wonderful
+history and wonderful deeds not only at home, but starting an influence
+under which Robert Burns wrote "A man's a man for a' that," and sending
+across the Atlantic a thunder of indignation against oppression of which
+the American Declaration of Independence, and Yorktown and Bunker Hill,
+and Monmouth and Gettysburg, are only the echoes!
+
+As I look across the ocean to-night, I say: England for manufactories,
+Germany for scholarship, France for manners, Italy for pictures--but
+Holland for liberty and for God! And leaving to other gentlemen to tell
+that story--for they can tell it better than I can--I can to-night get
+but little further than our own immediate Dutch ancestors, most of whom
+have already taken the sacrament of the dust. Ah, what a glorious race
+of old folks they were! May our right hand forget its cunning, and our
+tongue cleave to the roof of the mouth, if we forget to honor their
+memories! What good advice they gave us; and when they went away
+forever--well, our emotions were a little different as we stood over the
+silent forms of the two old folks. In one case I think the dominant
+emotion was reverence. In the other case I think it was tenderness, and
+a wish that we could go with her.--
+
+ "Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight;
+ Make me a child again, just for to-night!
+ Mother, come back from the echoless shore,
+ Take me again to your heart as of yore;
+ Kiss from my forehead the furrows of care,
+ Smooth the few silver threads out of my hair;
+ Over my slumbers a loving watch keep;--
+ Rock me to sleep, mother--rock me to sleep!"
+
+My, my! doesn't the old Dutch home come back to us, and don't we see the
+plain cap, and the large round spectacles, and the shoulders that stoop
+from carrying our burden! Was there ever any other hand like hers to
+wipe away a tear, or to bind up a wound; for when she put the
+far-sighted spectacles clear up on her forehead, so that her eyes might
+the nearer look at the wound, it felt better right away! And have we
+ever since heard any music like that which she hushed us to sleep
+with--could any prima donna sing as she could! And could any other face
+so fill a room with light and comfort and peace!
+
+Mr. President, Dutch blood is good blood. We do not propose to
+antagonize any other to-night; but at our public dinners, about December
+21st, we are very apt to get into the Mayflower and sail around the New
+England coast. I think it will be good for us to-night to take another
+boat quite as good, and sail around New York harbor in the Half-Moon.
+
+I heard, years ago, the difference illustrated between the Yankee and
+the Dutchman. There was an explosion on a Mississippi River steamboat;
+the boiler burst, and the passengers were thrown into the air. After the
+accident, the captain came around to inquire in regard to them, and he
+found the Dutchman, but not the Yankee; and he said to the Dutchman,
+"Did you see anything of that Yankee?" The Dutchman replied, "Oh, yes;
+when I vas going up, he vas coming down." Now, the Dutch blood may not
+be quite so quick as the Yankee, but it is more apt to be sure it is
+right before it goes ahead. Dutch blood means patience, fidelity, and
+perseverance. It means faith in God also. Yes, it means generosity. I
+hardly ever knew a mean Dutchman. That man who fell down dead in my
+native village couldn't have had any Dutch blood in him. He was over
+eighty years of age, and had never given a cent to any benevolent object
+during his life; but in a moment of weakness, when he saw a face of
+distress, he gave a cent to an unfortunate man, and immediately dropped
+dead; and the surgeon declared, after the post-mortem examination, that
+he died of sudden enlargement of the heart. Neither is there any such
+mean man among the Dutch as that man who was so economical in regard to
+meat that he cut off a dog's tail and roasted it and ate the meat, and
+then gave the bone back to the dog. Or that other mean man I heard of,
+who was so economical that he used a wart on the back of his neck for a
+collar-button. I have so much faith in Holland blood, that I declare the
+more Hollanders come to this country the better we ought to like it.
+Wherever they try to land, let them land on our American soil; for all
+this continent is going to be after a while under one government. I
+suppose you have noticed how the governments on the southern part of the
+continent are gradually melting into our own; and soon the difficulty on
+the north between Canada and the United States will be amicably settled
+and the time will come when the United States Government will offer hand
+and heart in marriage to beautiful and hospitable Canada; and when the
+United States shall so offer its hand in marriage, Canada will blush and
+look down, and, thinking of her allegiance across the sea, will say,
+"Ask mother."
+
+In a suggestive letter which the chairman of the committee wrote me,
+inviting me to take part in this entertainment, he very beautifully and
+potently said that the Republic of the Netherlands had given hospitality
+in the days that are past to English Puritans and French Huguenots and
+Polish refugees and Portuguese Jews, and prospered; and I thought, as I
+read that letter, "Why, then, if the Republic of the Netherlands was so
+hospitable to other nations, surely we ought to be hospitable to all
+nations, especially to Hollanders." Oh, this absurd talk about "America
+for Americans!" Why, there isn't a man here to-night that is not
+descended from some foreigner, unless he is an Indian. Why, the native
+Americans were Modocs, Chippewas, Cherokees, Chickasaws, and Seminoles,
+and such like. Suppose, when our fathers were trying to come to this
+country, the Indians had stood on Plymouth Rock and at the Highlands of
+the Navesink, and when the Hollanders and the Pilgrim Fathers attempted
+to land, had shouted, "Back with you to Holland and to England; America
+for Americans!" Had that watchword been an early and successful cry,
+where now stand our cities would have stood Indian wigwams; and canoes
+instead of steamers would have tracked the Hudson and the Connecticut;
+and, instead of the Mississippi being the main artery of the continent,
+it would have been only a trough for deer and antelope and wild pigeons
+to drink out of. What makes this cry of "America for the Americans" the
+more absurd and the more inhuman is that some in this country, who
+themselves arrived here in their boyhood or only one or two generations
+back, are joining in the cry. Having escaped themselves into this
+beautiful land, they say: "Shut the door of escape for others." Getting
+themselves on our shores in the life-boat from the shipwreck, they say:
+"Haul up the boat on the beach, and let the rest of the passengers go to
+the bottom." Men who have yet on them a Holland, or Scotch, or German,
+or English, or Irish brogue, are crying out: "America for the
+Americans!" What if the native inhabitants of heaven (I mean the angels,
+the cherubim, and the seraphim, for they were born there) should say to
+us when we arrive there at last, "Go back. Heaven for the Heavenians!"
+
+Of course, we do not want foreign nations to make this a convict colony.
+We wouldn't let their thieves and anarchists land here, nor even wipe
+their feet on the mat of the outside door of this continent. When they
+send their criminals here, let us put them in chains and send them back.
+This country must not be made the dumping-ground for foreign
+vagabondism. But for the hard-working and industrious people who come
+here, do not let us build up any wall around New York harbor to keep
+them out, or it will after a while fall down with a red-hot thunderburst
+of God's indignation. Suppose you are a father, and you have five
+children. One is named Philip, and Philip says to his brothers and
+sisters: "Now, John, you go and live in the small room at the end of the
+hall. George, you go and stay up in the garret. Mary, you go and live in
+the cellar, and Fannie, you go and live in the kitchen, and don't any of
+you come out. I am Philip, and will occupy the parlor; I like it; I like
+the lambrequins at the window, and I like the pictures on the wall. I am
+Philip, and, being Philip, the parlor shall only be for the Philipians."
+You, the father, come home, and you say: "Fannie, what are you doing in
+the kitchen? Come out of there." And you say to Mary, "Mary, come out of
+that cellar." And you say to John, "John, don't stay shut up in that
+small room. Come out of there." And you say to George, "George, come
+down out of that garret." And you say to the children, "This is my
+house. You can go anywhere in it that you want to." And you go and haul
+Philip out of the parlor, and you tell him that his brothers and sisters
+have just as much right in there as he has, and that they are all to
+enjoy it. Now, God is our Father, and this world is a house of several
+rooms, and God has at least five children--the North American continent,
+the South American continent, the Asiatic continent, the European
+continent, and the African continent. The North American continent
+sneaks away, and says: "I prefer the parlor. You South Americans,
+Asiatics, Europeans, and Africans, you stay in your own rooms; this is
+the place for me; I prefer it, and I am going to stay in the parlor; I
+like the front windows facing on the Atlantic, and the side windows
+facing on the Pacific, and the nice piazza on the south where the sun
+shines, and the glorious view from the piazza to the north." And God,
+the Father, comes in and sends thunder and lightning through the house,
+and says to his son, the American continent: "You are no more my child
+than are all these others, and they have just as much right to enjoy
+this part of my house as you have."
+
+It will be a great day for the health of our American atmosphere when
+this race prejudice is buried in the earth. Come, bring your spades, and
+let us dig a grave for it; and dig it deep down into the heart of the
+earth, but not clear through to China, lest the race prejudice should
+fasten the prejudice on the other side. Having got this grave deeply
+dug, come, let us throw in all the hard things that have been said and
+written between Jew and Gentile, between Protestant and Catholic,
+between Turk and Russian, between French and English, between Mongolian
+and anti-Mongolian, between black and white; and then let us set up a
+tombstone and put upon it the epitaph: "Here lies the monster that
+cursed the earth for nearly three thousand years. He has departed to go
+to perdition, from which he started. No peace to his ashes."
+
+From this glorious Holland dinner let us go out trying to imitate the
+virtues of our ancestors, the men who built the Holland dikes, which are
+the only things that ever conquered the sea, slapping it in the face and
+making it go back. There was a young Holland engineer who was to be
+married to a maiden living in one of the villages sheltered by these
+dikes, and in the evening there was to be a banquet in honor of the
+wedding, which was to be given to the coming bridegroom. But all day
+long the sea was raging and beating against the dikes. And this engineer
+reasoned with himself: "Shall I go to the banquet which is to be given
+in my honor, or shall I go and join my workmen down on the dikes?" And
+he finally concluded that it was his duty to go and join his workmen on
+the dikes, and he went. And when the poor fellows toiling there saw that
+their engineer was coming to help them, they set up a cheer. The
+engineer had a rope put around him and was lowered down into the surf,
+and other men came and had ropes put about them, and they were lowered
+down. And after a while the cry was heard: "More mortar and more blocks
+of stone!" But there were no more. "Now," said the Holland engineer,
+"men, take off your clothes!" and they took them off, and they stopped
+up the holes in the dikes. But still the stones were giving way against
+the mighty wrath of the strong sea which was beating against them. And
+then the Holland engineer said: "We cannot do any more. My men, get on
+your knees and pray to God for help." And they got down on their knees
+and they prayed; and the wind began to silence, and the sea began to
+cease its angry wavings, and the wall was saved; and all the people who
+lived in the village went on with the banquet and the dance, for they
+did not know their peril, and they were all saved.
+
+What you and I ought to do is to go out and help build up the dikes
+against the ocean of crime and depravity and sin which threatens to
+overwhelm this nation. Men of Holland, descend!--to the dikes! to the
+dikes! Bring all the faith and all the courage of your ancestors to the
+work, and then get down on your knees, and kneel with us on the creaking
+wall, and pray to the God of the wind and of the sea that He may hush
+the one and silence the other.
+
+
+
+
+BAYARD TAYLOR
+
+
+TRIBUTE TO GOETHE
+
+ [Speech of Bayard Taylor at a reception given in his honor by the
+ Goethe Club, New York City, March 20, 1878. The reception was held
+ in recognition of Mr. Taylor's appointment as United States
+ Minister to Germany. Dr. A. Ruppaner, President of the Club,
+ presided.]
+
+
+It is difficult for me to respond fitly to what you have done,
+fellow-members of the Goethe Club, and what my old friend Parke Godwin
+has said. I may take gratefully whatever applies to an already
+accomplished work, but I cannot accept any reference to any work yet to
+be done without a feeling of doubt and uncertainty. No man can count on
+future success without seeming to invoke the evil fates.
+
+I am somewhat relieved in knowing that this reception, by which I am so
+greatly honored, is not wholly owing to the official distinction which
+has been conferred upon me by the President. I am informed that it had
+been already intended by the Goethe Club as a large and liberal
+recognition of my former literary labors, and I will only refer a moment
+to the diplomatic post in order that there may be no misconception of my
+position in accepting it.
+
+The fact that for years past I have designed writing a new biography of
+the great German master, is generally known; there was no necessity for
+keeping it secret; it has been specially mentioned by the press since my
+appointment, and I need not hesitate to say that the favor of our
+government will give me important facilities in the prosecution of the
+work. [Applause.]
+
+But the question has also been asked, here and there--and very
+naturally--is a Minister to a foreign Court to be appointed for such a
+purpose? I answer, No! The Minister's duty to the government and to the
+interests of his fellow-citizens is always paramount. I shall go to
+Berlin with the full understanding of the character of the services I
+may be expected to render, and the honest determination to fulfil them
+to the best of my ability.
+
+But, as my friends know, I have the power and the habit of doing a great
+deal of work; and I think no one will complain if, instead of the
+recreation which others allow themselves, I should find my own
+recreation in another form of labor.
+
+I hope to secure at least two hours out of each twenty-four for my own
+work, without detriment to my official duties--and if two hours are not
+practicable, one must suffice. I shall be in the midst of the material I
+most need--I shall be able to make the acquaintance of the men and women
+who can give me the best assistance--and without looking forward
+positively to the completion of the task, I may safely say that this
+opportunity gives me a cheerful hope of being able to complete it.
+
+I was first led to the study of Goethe's life by the necessity of making
+the full meaning of his greatest poem clear to the readers of our
+language. I found that he himself was a better guide for me than all his
+critics and commentators. I learned to understand the grand
+individuality of his nature, and his increasing importance as an
+intellectual force in our century. I owe as much to him in the way of
+stimulus as to any other poet whatever. Except Shakespeare, no other
+poet has ever so thoroughly inculcated the value of breadth, the
+advantage of various knowledge, as the chief element of the highest
+human culture. Through the form of his creative activity, Shakespeare
+could only teach this lesson indirectly. Goethe taught it always in the
+most direct and emphatic manner, for it was the governing principle of
+his nature. It is not yet fifty years since he died, but he has already
+become a permanent elemental power, the operation of which will continue
+through many generations to come. The fact that an association bearing
+his name exists and flourishes here in New York is a good omen for our
+own development.
+
+We grow, not by questioning or denying great minds--which is a very
+prevalent fashion of the day--but by reverently accepting whatever they
+can give us. The "heir of all the ages" is unworthy of his ancestors if
+he throws their legacy away. It is enough for me if this honor to-night
+reaches through and far beyond me, to Goethe. It is his name not mine,
+which has brought us together. Let me lay upon him--he is able to bear
+even that much--whatever of the honor I am not truly worthy to receive,
+and to thank you gratefully for what remains. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+SLASON THOMPSON
+
+
+THE ETHICS OF THE PRESS
+
+ [Speech of Slason Thompson at the seventy-fourth dinner and fourth
+ "Ladies' Night" of the Sunset Club, Chicago, Ill., April 26, 1894.
+ The Secretary, Alexander A. McCormick, presided. Mr. Thompson spoke
+ on the general topic of the evening's discussion, "The Ethics of
+ the Press."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--It would be interesting, I think,
+for the gentlemen of the press who are here to-night if they could find
+out from what newspaper in Chicago the last speaker [Howard L. Smith]
+derives his idea of the press of Chicago. I stand here to say that there
+is no such paper printed in this city. There may be one that, perhaps,
+comes close down to his ideas of the press of Chicago, but there is only
+one--a weekly--and I believe it is printed in New York. The reverend
+gentleman who began the discussion to-night started into this subject
+very much like a coon, and as we listened, as he went on, we perceived
+he came out a porcupine. He was scientific in everything he said in
+favor of the press; unscientific in everything against it. He spoke to
+you in favor of the suppression of news, which means, I take it, the
+dissemination of crime. He spoke to you in favor of the suppression of
+sewer-gas. Chicago to-day owes its good health to the fact that we do
+discuss sewer-gas. A reverend gentleman once discussing the province of
+the press, spoke of its province as the suppression of news. If some
+gentlemen knew the facts that come to us, they would wonder at our
+lenience to their faults. The question of an anonymous press has been
+brought up. If you will glance over the files of the newspapers
+throughout the world, you will find in that country where the articles
+are signed the press is most corrupt, weakest, most venal, and has the
+least influence of any press in the world. To tell me that a reporter
+who writes an article is of more consequence than the editor, is to tell
+me a thing I believe you do not believe.
+
+When Charles A. Dana was asked what was the first essential in
+publishing a newspaper, he is said to have replied, "Raise Cain and sell
+papers." Whether the story is true or not, his answer comes as near a
+general definition of the governing principle in newspaper offices as
+you are likely to get.
+
+Strictly speaking, there is no such thing as ethics of the press. Each
+newspaper editor, publisher, or proprietor--whoever is the controlling
+spirit behind the types, the man who pockets the profits, or empties his
+pockets to make good the losses--his will, his judgment, his conscience,
+his hopes, necessities, or ambitions, constitute the ethics of one
+newspaper--no more! There is no association of editors, no understanding
+or agreement to formulate ethics for the press. And if there were, not
+one of the parties to it would live up to it any more than the managers
+of railways live up to the agreements over which they spend so much
+time.
+
+The general press prints what the public wants; the specific newspaper
+prints what its editor thinks the class of readers to which it caters
+wants. If he gauges his public right, he succeeds; if he does not, he
+fails. You can no more make the people read a newspaper they do not want
+than you can make a horse drink when he is not thirsty. In this respect
+the pulpit has the better of the press. It can thrash over old straw and
+thunder forth distasteful tenets to its congregations year after year,
+and at least be sure of the continued attention of the sexton and the
+deacon who circulates the contribution-box.
+
+What are the ethics of the press of Chicago? They are those of Joseph
+Medill, Victor F. Lawson, H. H. Kohlsaat, John R. Walsh, Carter Harrison,
+Jr., Washington Hesing, individually, not collectively. As these
+gentlemen are personally able, conscientious, fearless for the right,
+patriotic, incorruptible, and devoted to the public good, so are their
+respective newspapers. If they are otherwise, so are their respective
+newspapers.
+
+As I have said before this club on another occasion, the citizens of
+Chicago are fortunate above those of any other great city in the United
+States in the average high character of their newspapers. They may have
+their faults, but who has not? Let him or her who is without fault throw
+stones.
+
+If the newspaper press is as bad as some people always pretend to think,
+how comes it that every good cause instinctively seeks its aid with
+almost absolute confidence of obtaining it? And how comes it that the
+workers of evil just as instinctively aim to fraudulently use it or
+silence it, and with such poor success?
+
+To expose and oppose wrong is an almost involuntary rule among newspaper
+workers--from chief to printer's devil. They make mistakes like others,
+they are tempted and fall like others, but I testify to a
+well-recognized intention of our profession, the rule is to learn the
+facts, and print them, too--to know the truth and not hide it under a
+bushel. Nine-tenths of the criticisms of the press one hears is the
+braying of the galled jades or the crackling of thorns under a pot.
+
+The press stands for light, not darkness. It is the greatest power in
+our modern civilization. Thieves and rascals of high and low degree hate
+and malign it, but no honest man has reasonable cause to fear the abuse
+of its power. It is a beacon, and not a false light. It casts its
+blessed beams into dark places, and while it brings countless crimes to
+light, it also reveals to the beneficence of the world the wrongs and
+needs of the necessitous. It is the embodiment of energy in the pursuit
+of news, for its name is Light, and its aim is Knowledge. Ignorance and
+crime flee from before it like mist before the God of Light. It stands
+to-day
+
+ "For the truth that lacks assistance,
+ For the wrong that needs resistance,
+ For the future in the distance,
+ And the good that it can do."
+
+It has no license to do wrong; it has boundless liberty and opportunity
+to do good.
+
+
+
+
+THEODORE TILTON
+
+
+WOMAN
+
+ [Speech of Theodore Tilton at the sixtieth annual dinner of the New
+ England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1865. The
+ Chairman, Joseph H. Choate, gave the following toast, "Woman--the
+ strong staff and beautiful rod which sustained and comforted our
+ forefathers during every step of the pilgrims' progress." Theodore
+ Tilton was called upon to respond.]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN:--It is somewhat to a modest man's embarrassment, on
+rising to this toast, to know that it has already been twice partially
+spoken to this evening--first by my friend, Senator Lane from Indiana,
+and just now, most eloquently, by the mayor-elect of New York [John T.
+Hoffman], who could not utter a better word in his own praise than to
+tell us that he married a Massachusetts wife. [Applause.] In choosing
+the most proper spot on this platform as my standpoint for such remarks
+as are appropriate to such a toast, my first impulse was to go to the
+other end of the table; for hereafter, Mr. Chairman, when you are in
+want of a man to speak for Woman, remember what Hamlet said, "Bring me
+the recorder!"[7] [Laughter.] But, on the other hand, here, at this end,
+a prior claim was put in from the State of Indiana, whose venerable
+Senator [Henry S. Lane] has expressed himself disappointed at finding no
+women present. So, as my toast introduces that sex, I feel bound to
+stand at the Senator's end of the room--not, however, too near the
+Senator's chair, for it may be dangerous to take Woman too near that
+"good-looking man." [Laughter and applause.] Therefore, gentlemen, I
+stand between these two chairs--the Army on my right [General Hancock],
+the Navy on my left [Admiral Farragut]--to hold over their heads a name
+that conquers both--Woman! [Applause.] The Chairman has pictured a
+vice-admiral tied for a little while to a mast; but it is the spirit of
+my sentiment to give you a vice-admiral tied life-long to a master.
+[Applause.] In the absence of woman, therefore, from this gilded feast,
+I summon her to your golden remembrance. There is an old English
+song--older, sir, than the Pilgrims:--
+
+ "By absence, this good means I gain,
+ That I can catch her
+ Where none can watch her,
+ In some close corner of my brain:
+ There I embrace and kiss her:
+ And so I both enjoy and miss her!"
+
+You must not forget, Mr. President, in eulogizing the early men of New
+England, who are your clients to-night, that it was only through the
+help of the early women of New England, who are mine, that your boasted
+heroes could ever have earned their title of the Pilgrim Fathers. [Great
+laughter.] A health, therefore, to the women in the cabin of the
+Mayflower! A cluster of May-flowers themselves, transplanted from summer
+in the old world to winter in the new! Counting over those matrons and
+maidens, they numbered, all told, just eighteen. Their names are now
+written among the heroines of history! For as over the ashes of Cornelia
+stood the epitaph "The Mother of the Gracchi," so over these women of
+the Pilgrimage we write as proudly "The Mothers of the Republic."
+[Applause.] There was good Mistress Bradford, whose feet were not
+allowed of God to kiss Plymouth Rock, and who, like Moses, came only
+near enough to see but not to enter the Promised Land. She was washed
+overboard from the deck--and to this day the sea is her grave and Cape
+Cod her monument! [Applause.] There was Mistress Carver, wife of the
+first governor, and who, when her husband fell under the stroke of
+sudden death, followed him first with heroic grief to the grave, and
+then, a fortnight after, followed him with heroic joy up into Heaven!
+[Applause.] There was Mistress White--the mother of the first child
+born to the New England Pilgrims on this continent. And it was a good
+omen, sir, that this historic babe was brought into the world on board
+the Mayflower between the time of the casting of her anchor and the
+landing of her passengers--a kind of amphibious prophecy that the
+new-born nation was to have a birthright inheritance over the sea and
+over the land. [Great applause.] There, also, was Rose Standish, whose
+name is a perpetual June fragrance, to mellow and sweeten those December
+winds. And there, too, was Mrs. Winslow, whose name is even more than a
+fragrance; it is a taste; for, as the advertisements say, "children cry
+for it"; it is a soothing syrup. [Great laughter.]
+
+Then, after the first vessel with these women, there came other
+women--loving hearts drawn from the olden land by those silken threads
+which afterwards harden into golden chains. For instance, Governor
+Bradford, a lonesome widower, went down to the sea-beach, and, facing
+the waves, tossed a love-letter over the wide ocean into the lap of
+Alice Southworth in old England, who caught it up, and read it, and
+said, "Yes, I will go." And she went! And it is said that the governor,
+at his second wedding, married his first love! Which, according to the
+New Theology, furnishes the providential reason why the first Mrs.
+Bradford fell overboard! [Great laughter.]
+
+Now, gentlemen, as you sit to-night in this elegant hall, think of the
+houses in which the Mayflower men and women lived in that first winter!
+Think of a cabin in the wilderness--where winds whistled--where wolves
+howled--where Indians yelled! And yet, within that log-house, burning
+like a lamp was the pure flame of Christian faith, love, patience,
+fortitude, heroism! As the Star of the East rested over the rude manger
+where Christ lay, so--speaking not irreverently--there rested over the
+roofs of the Pilgrims a Star of the West--the Star of Empire; and to-day
+that empire is the proudest in the world! [Applause.] And if we could
+summon up from their graves, and bring hither to-night, that olden
+company of long-mouldered men, and they could sit with us at this
+feast--in their mortal flesh--and with their stately presence--the whole
+world would make a pilgrimage to see those pilgrims! [Applause.] How
+quaint their attire! How grotesque their names! How we treasure every
+relic of their day and generation! And of all the heirlooms of the
+earlier times in Yankeeland, what household memorial is clustered round
+about with more sacred and touching associations than the
+spinning-wheel! The industrious mother sat by it doing her work while
+she instructed her children! The blushing daughter plied it diligently,
+while her sweetheart had a chair very close by. And you remember, too,
+another person who used it more than all the rest--that peculiar kind of
+maiden, well along in life, who, while she spun her yarn into one "blue
+stocking," spun herself into another. [Laughter.] But perhaps my toast
+forbids me to touch upon this well-known class of Yankee
+women--restricting me, rather, to such women as "comforted" the
+Pilgrims. [Laughter.]
+
+But, my friends, such of the Pilgrim Fathers as found good women to
+"comfort" them had, I am sure, their full share of matrimonial thorns in
+the flesh. For instance, I know of an early New England epitaph on a
+tombstone, in these words: "Obadiah and Sarah Wilkenson--their warfare
+is accomplished." [Uproarious laughter.] And among the early statutes of
+Connecticut--a State that began with blue laws, and ends with black
+[laughter]--there was one which said: "No Gospel minister shall unite
+people in marriage; the civil magistrates shall unite people in
+marriage; as they may do it with less scandal to the church." [Loud
+laughter.] Now, gentlemen, since Yankee clergymen fared so hard for
+wedding-fees in those days, is it to be wondered at that so many Yankee
+clergymen have escaped out of New England, and are here to-night?
+[Laughter.] Dropping their frailties in the graves which cover their
+ashes, I hold up anew to your love and respect the Forefathers of New
+England! And as the sons of the Pilgrims are worthy of their sires, so
+the daughters of the Pilgrims are worthy of their mothers. I hold that
+in true womanly worth, in housewifely thrift, in domestic skill, in
+every lovable and endearing quality, the present race of Yankee women
+are the women of the earth! [Applause.] And I trust that we shall yet
+have a Republic which, instead of disfranchising one-half its citizens,
+and that too by common consent its "better half," shall ordain the
+political equality, not only of both colors, but of both sexes! I
+believe in a reconstructed Union wherein every good woman shall have a
+wedding-ring on her finger, and a ballot in her hand! [Sensation.]
+
+And now, to close, let me give you just a bit of good advice. The
+cottages of our forefathers had few pictures on the walls, but many
+families had a print of "King Charles's Twelve Good Rules," the eleventh
+of which was, "Make no long meals." Now King Charles lost his head, and
+you will have leave to make a long meal. But when, after your long meal,
+you go home in the wee small hours, what do you expect to find? You will
+find my toast--"Woman, a beautiful rod!" [Laughter.] Now my advice is,
+"Kiss the rod!" [Great laughter, during which Mr. Tilton took his
+seat.]
+
+
+
+
+JOSEPH HOPKINS TWICHELL
+
+
+YANKEE NOTIONS
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Joseph H. Twichell, of Hartford, Conn., at the
+ eighty-second annual dinner of the New England Society in the City
+ of New York, December 22, 1887. The President, Horace Russell,
+ occupied the chair. Mr. Twichell responded to the first toast,
+ "Forefathers' Day."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--I have heard of an Irishman who,
+on being asked by a kind-hearted person if he would have a drink of
+whiskey, made no reply at first, but struck an attitude and stood gazing
+up into the sky. "What are you looking at, Mike?" inquired his friend.
+"Bedad, sir," said Mike, "I thought an angel spoke to me." [Much
+laughter.]
+
+Somewhat so did I feel, Mr. President, when I got your invitation to be
+here this evening and speak. I own I was uncommonly pleased by it. I
+considered it the biggest compliment of the kind I had ever received in
+my life. For that matter it was too big, as I had to acknowledge. That,
+however, sir, was your affair; and so, without stopping much to think,
+and before I could muster the cowardice to decline, I accepted it.
+[Laughter.] But as soon as I began to reflect, especially when I came to
+ask myself what in the world I had or could have to say in this august
+presence, I was scared to think of what I had done. I was like the man
+who while breaking a yoke of steers that he held by a rope, having
+occasion to use both his hands in letting down a pair of bars, fetched
+the rope a turn around one of his legs. That instant something
+frightened the steers, and that unfortunate farmer was tripped up and
+snaked off feet first on a wild, erratic excursion, a mile or so, over
+rough ground, as long as the rope lasted, and left in a very lamentable
+condition, indeed. His neighbors ran to him and gathered him up and laid
+him together, and waited around for him to come to; which, when he did,
+one of them inquired of him how he came to do such a thing as hitch a
+rope around his leg under such circumstances. "Well," said he, "we
+hadn't gone five rods 'fore I see my mistake." [Hearty laughter.]
+
+But here I am, and the President has passed the tremendous subject of
+Forefathers' Day, like a Rugby ball, into my hands--after making elegant
+play with it himself--and, frightful as the responsibility is, I realize
+that I've got to do something with it--and do it mighty quick.
+[Laughter.] This is a festive hour, and even a preacher mustn't be any
+more edifying in his remarks, I suppose, than he can help. And I promise
+accordingly to use my conscientious endeavors to-night to leave this
+worshipful company no better than I found it. [Laughter.]
+
+But, gentlemen, well intending as one may be to that effect, and lightly
+as he may approach the theme of the Forefathers, the minute he sets foot
+within its threshold he stops his fooling and gets his hat off at once.
+[Applause.]
+
+Those unconscious, pathetic heroes, pulling their shallop ashore on the
+Cape yonder in 1620--what reverence can exceed their just merit! What
+praise can compass the virtue of that sublime, unconquerable manhood, by
+which in the calamitous, woful days that followed, not accepting
+deliverance, letting the Mayflower go back empty, they stayed perishing
+by the graves of their fallen; rather, stayed fast by the flickering
+flame of their living truth, and so invoked and got on their side
+forever the force of that great law of the universe, "except a corn of
+wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone; but if it die, it
+bringeth forth much fruit." How richly and how speedily fruitful that
+seed was, we know. It did not wait for any large unfolding of events on
+these shores to prove the might of its quickening. "Westward the star of
+empire takes its way." Yes, but the first pulse of vital power from the
+new State moved eastward. For behold it still in its young infancy--if
+it can be said to have had an infancy--stretching a strong hand of help
+across the sea to reinforce the cause of that Commonwealth, the rise of
+which marks the epoch of England's new birth in liberty. [Applause.]
+
+The pen of New England, fertilized by freedom and marvellously prolific
+ere a single generation passed, was indeed the Commonwealth's true
+nursing mother. Cromwell, Hampden, Sidney, Milton, Owen, were disciples
+of teachers mostly from this side the Atlantic. Professor Masson, of
+Edinburgh University, in his admirable "Life of Milton," enumerates
+seventeen New England men whom he describes as "potent" in England in
+that period. Numbers went to England in person, twelve of the first
+twenty graduates of Harvard College prior to 1646, among them; and
+others, not a few representing the leading families of the colonies, who
+going over with their breasts full of New England milk, nourished the
+heart of the great enterprise; "performed," so Palfrey tells us, "parts
+of consequence in the Parliamentary service, and afterward in the
+service of the Protectorate." It is not too much to say that on the
+fields of Marston Moor and Naseby New England appeared; and that those
+names may fairly be written on her banners. [Applause.]
+
+That, I would observe--and Mr. Grady would freely concede it--was before
+there was much mingling anywhere of the Puritan and the Cavalier blood,
+save as it ran together between Cromwell's Ironsides and Rupert's
+troopers. I would observe also that the propagation eastward inaugurated
+in that early day has never ceased. The immigration of populations
+hither from Europe, great a factor as it has been in shaping the history
+of this continent, has not been so great a factor as the emigration of
+ideas the other way has been, and continues to be, in shaping the
+history of Europe, and of the mother country most of all. But that
+carries me where I did not intend to go.
+
+An inebriated man who had set out to row a boat across a pond was
+observed to pursue a very devious course. On being hailed and asked what
+the matter was, he replied that it was the rotundity of the earth that
+bothered him; he kept sliding off. So it is the rotundity of my subject
+that bothers me. But I do mean to stay on one hemisphere of it if
+possible. [Laughter.]
+
+The Forefathers were a power on earth from the start--and that by the
+masterful quality of their mind and spirit. They had endless pluck,
+intellectual and moral. They believed that the kingdom in this world was
+with ideas. It was, you might say, one of their original Yankee notions
+that it was the property of a man to have opinions and to stand by them
+to the death. Judged from the standpoint of their times, as any one who
+will take the pains to look will discover, they were tolerant men; but
+they were fell debaters, and they were no compromisers. They split
+hairs, if you will, but they wouldn't split the difference. [Laughter.]
+
+A German professor of theology is reported to have said in lecturing to
+his students on the Existence of God, that while the doctrine, no doubt,
+was an important one, it was so difficult and perplexed that it was not
+advisable to take too certain a position upon it, as many were disposed
+to do. There were those, he remarked, who were wont in the most
+unqualified way to affirm that there was a God. There were others who,
+with equal immoderation, committed themselves to the opposite
+proposition--that there was no God. The philosophical mind, he added,
+will look for the truth somewhere between these extremes. The
+Forefathers had none of that in theirs. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+They were men who employed the great and responsible gift of speech
+honestly and straightforwardly. There was a sublime sincerity in their
+tongues. They spoke their minds.
+
+Their sons, I fear, have declined somewhat from their veracity at that
+precise point. At times we certainly have, and have had to be brought
+back to it by severest pains--as, for example, twenty-six years ago by
+the voice of Beauregard's and Sumter's cannon, which was a terrible
+voice indeed, but had this vast merit that it told the truth, and set a
+whole people free to say what they thought once more. [Great applause.]
+
+Our fathers of the early day were not literary; but they were apt, when
+they spoke, to make themselves understood.
+
+There was in my regiment during the war--I was a chaplain--a certain
+corporal, a gay-hearted fellow and a good soldier, of whom I was very
+fond--with whom on occasion of his recovery from a dangerous sickness I
+felt it my duty to have a serious pastoral talk; and while he
+convalesced I watched for an opportunity for it. As I sat one day on the
+side of his bed in the hospital tent chatting with him, he asked me what
+the campaign, when by and by spring opened, was going to be. I told him
+that I didn't know. "Well," said he, "I suppose that General McClellan
+knows all about it." (This was away back in 1861, not long after we went
+to the field.) I answered: "General McClellan has his plans, of course,
+but he doesn't know. Things may not turn out as he expects." "But," said
+the corporal, "President Lincoln knows, doesn't he?" "No," I said, "he
+doesn't know, either. He has his ideas, but he can't see ahead any more
+than General McClellan can." "Dear me," said the corporal, "it would be
+a great comfort if there was somebody that did know about things"--and I
+saw my chance. "True, corporal," I observed, "that's a very natural
+feeling; and the blessed fact is there is One who does know everything,
+both past and future, about you and me, and about this army; who knows
+when we are going to move, and where to, and what's going to happen;
+knows the whole thing." "Oh," says the corporal, "you mean old Scott!"
+[Laughter.]
+
+The Forefathers generally spared people the trouble of guessing what
+they were driving at. [Applause.]
+
+That for which they valued education was that it gave men power to think
+and reason and form judgments and communicate and expound the same, and
+so capacitated them for valid membership of the Church and of the State.
+And that was still another original Yankee notion.
+
+Not often has the nature and the praise of it been more worthily
+expressed, that I am aware of, than in these sentences, which I lately
+happened upon, the name of whose author I will, by your leave, reserve
+till I have repeated them: "Next to religion they prized education. If
+their lot had been cast in some pleasant place of the valley of the
+Mississippi, they would have sown wheat and educated their children; but
+as it was, they educated their children and planted whatever might grow
+and ripen on that scanty soil with which capricious nature had tricked
+off and disguised the granite beds beneath. Other colonies would have
+brought up some of the people to the school; they, if I may be allowed
+so to express it, let down the school to all the people, not doubting
+but by doing so the people and the school would rise of themselves."
+
+I do not know if Cardinal Gibbons is present; I do not recognize him. If
+he is, I am pleased to have had the honor to recite in his hearing and
+to commend to his attention these words, so true, so just, so
+appreciative, of a distinguished ecclesiastic of his communion; for they
+were spoken by the late Archbishop Hughes in a public lecture in this
+city in 1852. [Applause.]
+
+I would, however, much rather have recited them in the ears of those
+Protestant Americans--alas, that there should be born New Englanders
+among them, that is, such according to the flesh, not according to the
+spirit--who are wont to betray a strange relish for disparaging both the
+principles and the conduct of our great sires in that early day when
+they were sowing in weakness what has ever since been rising with power.
+
+There have always, indeed, been those who were fond of spying the
+blemishes of New England, of illustrating human depravity by instances
+her sinners contributed. With the open spectacle of armies of
+beggars--God's beggars they are; I do not object to them--continually
+swarming in across her borders, as bees to their meadows, and returning
+not empty, they keep on calling her close-fisted. They even blaspheme
+her weather--her warm-hearted summers and her magnificent winters. There
+is, to be sure, a time along in March--but let that pass. [Laughter.]
+
+I refer to this without the least irritation. I do not complain of it.
+On the contrary, I glory in it. I love her for the enemies she has made.
+[Laughter.]
+
+She is the church member among the communities, and must catch it
+accordingly. It is the saints who are always in the wrong. [Laughter.]
+
+Elijah troubled Israel. Daniel was a nuisance in Babylon. And long may
+New England be such as to make it an object to find fault with her.
+[Hearty applause.]
+
+Such she will be so long as she is true to herself--true to her great
+traditions; true to the principles of which her life was begotten; so
+long as her public spirit has supreme regard to the higher ranges of the
+public interest; so long as in her ancient glorious way she leaves the
+power of the keys in the hands of the people; so long as her patriotism
+springs, as in the beginning it sprang, from the consciousness of rights
+wedded to the consciousness of duties; so long as by her manifold
+institutions of learning, humanity, religion, thickly sown,
+multitudinous, universal, she keeps the law of the Forefathers' faith,
+that "Man lives not by bread alone but by every word that proceedeth out
+of the mouth of God." [Prolonged applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE SOLDIER STAMP
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Joseph H. Twichell, of Hartford, Conn., at the
+ eighty-sixth annual dinner of the New England Society in the city
+ of New York, December 22, 1891. J. Pierpont Morgan, the President,
+ occupied the chair. Mr. Twichell responded to the toast,
+ "Forefathers' Day."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY:--The
+posture of my mind the last fortnight relative to the duty of the
+present hour--which, indeed, I was proud to be assigned to, as I ought
+to have been, but which has been a black care to me ever since I
+undertook it--has a not inapt illustration in the case of the old New
+England parson who, when asked why he was going to do a certain thing
+that had been laid upon him, yet the thought of which affected him with
+extreme timidity, answered: "I wouldn't if I didn't suppose it had been
+foreordained from all eternity--and I'm a good mind to not as it is."
+[Laughter.] However, I have the undisguised good-will of my audience to
+begin with, and that's half the battle. The forefathers, in whose honor
+we meet, were men of good-will, profoundly so; but they were, in their
+day, more afraid of showing it, in some forms, than their descendants
+happily are.
+
+The first time I ever stood in the pulpit to preach was in the
+meeting-house of the ancient Connecticut town where I was brought up.
+That was a great day for our folks and all my old neighbors, you may
+depend. After benediction, when I passed out into the vestibule, I was
+the recipient there of many congratulatory expressions. Among my
+friends in the crowd was an aged deacon, a man in whom survived, to a
+rather remarkable degree, the original New England Puritan type, who had
+known me from the cradle, and to whom the elevation I had reached was as
+gratifying as it could possibly be to anybody. But when he saw the smile
+of favor focussed on me there, and me, I dare say, appearing to bask
+somewhat in it, the dear old man took alarm. He was apprehensive of the
+consequences to that youngster. And so, taking me by the hand and
+wrestling down his natural feelings--he was ready to cry for joy--he
+said: "Well, Joseph, I hope you'll live to preach a great deal better
+than that!" [Laughter.] It was an exceedingly appropriate remark, and a
+very tender one if you were at the bottom of it.
+
+That severe, undemonstrative New England habit, that emotional reserve
+and self-suppression, though it lingers here and there, has mostly
+passed away and is not to be regretted. As much as could be has been
+made of it to our forefathers' discredit, as has been made of everything
+capable of being construed unfavorably to them. They to whom what they
+call the cant of the Puritan is an offence, themselves have established
+and practise a distinct anti-Puritan cant with which we are all
+familiar. The very people who find it abhorrent and intolerable that
+they were such censors of the private life of their contemporaries, do
+not scruple to bring to bear on their private life a search-light that
+leaves no accessible nook of it unexplored, and regarding any unpretty
+trait espied by that unsparing inquest the rule of judgment persistently
+employed--as one is obliged to perceive--tends to be: "No explanation
+wanted or admitted but the worst." [Applause.]
+
+Accordingly, the infestive deportment characteristic of the New England
+colonist has been extensively interpreted as the indisputable index of
+his sour and morose spirit, begotten of his religion. I often wonder
+that, in computing the cause of his rigorous manners, so inadequate
+account is wont to be made of his situation, as in a principal and
+long-continuing aspect substantially military--which it was. The truth
+is, his physiognomy was primarily the soldier stamp on him.
+
+If you had been at Gettysburg on the morning of July 2, 1863, as I was,
+and had perused the countenance of the First and Eleventh Corps,
+exhausted and bleeding with the previous day's losing battle, and the
+countenance of the Second, Third, and Twelfth Corps, getting into
+position to meet the next onset, which everybody knew was immediately
+impending, you would have said that it was a sombre community--that Army
+of the Potomac--with a good deal of grimness in the face of it; with a
+notable lack of the playful element, and no fiddling or other fine arts
+to speak of.
+
+As sure as you live, gentlemen, that is no unfair representation of how
+it was with the founders of the New England commonwealths in their
+planting period.
+
+The Puritan of the seventeenth century lived, moved, and had his being
+on the field of an undecided struggle for existence--the New England
+Puritan most emphatically so. He was under arms in body much of the
+time--in mind all the time. Nothing can be truer than to say that. And
+yet people everlastingly pick and poke at him for being stern-featured
+and deficient in the softer graces of life.
+
+It was his beauty that he was so, for it grew out of and was befitting
+his circumstances. And I, for one, love to see that austere demeanor so
+far as it is yet hereditary on the old soil--and some of it is
+left--thinking of its origin. It is the signature of a fighting far more
+than of an ascetic ancestry--memorial of a new Pass of Thermopylć held
+by the latest race of Spartans on the shores of a new world. [Applause.]
+
+It may be doubted if ever in the history of mankind was displayed a
+quality of public courage--of pure, indomitable pluck--surpassing that
+of the New England plantations in their infant day. No condition of its
+extremest proof was lacking. While the Bay Colony, for example, was in
+the pinch of its first wrestle with Nature for a living, much as ever
+able to furnish its table with a piece of bread--with the hunger-wolf
+never far away from the door, and behind that wolf the Narragansett and
+the Pequot, at what moment to burst into savagery none could tell--in
+the season when mere existence was the purchase of physical toil,
+universal and intense, and of watching night and day--there came from
+the old country, from the high places of authority, the peremptory
+mandate: Send us back that charter! Under the clause of it granting you
+the rule of your own affairs, you are claiming more than was intended or
+can be allowed. Send it back! And what was the answer? Mind, there were
+less than 5,000 souls of them, all told: less than 1,000 grown men. On
+the one hand the power of England--on the other that scrap of a new-born
+State, sore pressed with difficulties already.
+
+What was the answer? Why, they got out some old cannon they had and
+mounted them, and moulded a stock of bullets, and distributed powder,
+and took of every male citizen above the age of sixteen an oath of
+allegiance to Massachusetts--and then set their teeth and waited to see
+what would happen. And that was their answer. It meant distinctly: Our
+charter, which we had of the King's majesty (and therefore came we
+hither), is our lawful possession--fair title to the territory we occupy
+and the rights we here exercise. And whoever wants it has got to come
+and take it. Surrender it we never will! [Applause.]
+
+Nor was that the only time. Again and again during the Colony's initial
+stage, when it was exceedingly little of stature and had enough to do to
+keep the breath of life in it, that demand was renewed with rising anger
+and with menaces; yet never could those Puritans of the Bay be scared
+into making a solitary move of any kind toward compliance with it. David
+with his sling daring Goliath in armor is an insufficient figure of that
+nerve, that transcendent grit, that superb gallantry. Where will you
+look for its parallel? I certainly do not know. [Applause.]
+
+They used to tell during the war of a colonel who was ordered to assault
+a position which his regiment, when they had advanced far enough to get
+a good look at it, saw to be so impossible that they fell back and
+became immovable. Whereupon (so the story ran) the colonel, who took the
+same sense of the situation that his command did, yet must do his duty,
+called out in an ostensibly pleading and fervid voice: "Oh, don't give
+it up so! Forward again! Forward! Charge! Great heavens, men, do you
+want to live forever?" [Laughter.]
+
+How those first New England Puritans we are speaking of were to come off
+from their defiance of the crown alive could scarcely be conjectured.
+The only ally they had was distance. The thing they ventured on was the
+chance that the Royal Government, which had troubles nearer home, would
+have its hands too full to execute its orders 3,000 miles away across
+the sea by force. But they accepted all hazards whatsoever of refusing
+always to obey those orders. They held on to their charter like grim
+death, and they kept it in their time. More than once or twice it seemed
+as good as gone; but delay helped them; turns of events helped them;
+God's providence delivered them, they thought; anyhow, they kept it;
+that intrepid handful against immeasurable odds, mainly because it lay
+not in the power of mortal man to intimidate them. And I contend that,
+all things considered, no more splendid exhibition of the essential
+stuff of manhood stands on human record. They were no hot-heads. All
+that while, rash as they appeared, their pulse was calm. The justifying
+reasons of their course were ever plain before their eyes. They were of
+the kind of men who understood their objects.
+
+The representative of an English newspaper, sent some time since to
+Ireland to move about and learn by personal observation the real
+political mind of the people there, reported on his return that he had
+been everywhere and talked with all sorts, and that as nearly as he
+could make out, the attitude of the Irish might be stated about thus:
+"They don't know what they want--and they are bound to have it."
+[Laughter.]
+
+But those unbending Forefathers well knew what they wanted that charter
+for. It was their legal guarantee of the privilege of a spacious
+freedom, civil and religious, and all that they did and risked for its
+sake is witness of the price at which they held that privilege. It was
+not that they had any special objection to the interference in the
+province of their domestic administration of the king as a king; for you
+find them presently crying "Hands Off!" to the Puritan Parliament as
+strenuously as ever they said it to the agents of Charles I. It was
+simply and positively the value they set on the self-governing
+independence that had been pledged them at the beginning of the
+enterprise.
+
+And who that has a man's heart in him but must own that their
+inspiration to such a degree, with such an idea and sentiment in the
+time, place, and circumstances in which they stood, was magnificent? Was
+the inexorable unrelaxing determination with which they, being so few
+and so poor, maintained their point somewhat wrought into their faces?
+Very probably. Strange if it had not been. Of course, it was. But if
+they were stern-visaged in their day, it was that we in our day, which
+in vision they foresaw, might of all communities beneath the sun have
+reason for a cheerful countenance. [Applause.]
+
+They achieved immense great things for us, those Puritan men who were
+not smiling enough to suit the critics. The real foundation on which the
+structure of American national liberty subsequently rose was laid by
+them in those first heroic years.
+
+And what a marvel it was, when you stop to think, that in conditions so
+hard, so utterly prosaic, calculated to clip the wings of generous
+thought, they maintained themselves in that elevation of sentiment, that
+supreme estimate of the unmaterial, the ideal factors of life that
+distinguished them--in such largeness of mind and of spirit altogether.
+While confronting at deadly close quarters their own necessities and
+perils, their sympathies were wide as the world. To their brethren in
+old England, contending with tyranny, every ship that crossed the
+Atlantic carried their benediction. Look at the days of thanksgiving and
+of fast with which they followed the shifting fortunes of the wars of
+Protestantism--which were wars for humanity--on the continent! Look at
+the vital consequence they attached to the interest of education; at the
+taxes that in their penury, and while for the most part they still lived
+in huts, they imposed on themselves to found and to sustain the
+institution of the school! [Applause.]
+
+"Child," said a matron of primitive New England to her young son, "if
+God make thee a good Christian and a good scholar, thou hast all that
+ever thy mother asked for thee." And so saying she spoke like a true
+daughter of the Puritans.
+
+They were poets--those brave, stanch, aspiring souls, whose will was
+adamant and who feared none but God. Only, as Charles Kingsley has said,
+they did not sing their poetry like birds, but acted it like men.
+[Applause.] It was their high calling to stand by the divine cause of
+human progress at a momentous crisis of its evolution, and they were
+worthy to be put on duty at that post. Evolution! I hardly dare speak
+the word, knowing so little about the thing. It represents a very great
+matter, which I am humbly conscious of being about as far from
+surrounding as was a simple-minded Irish priest I have been told of,
+who, having heard that we were descended from monkeys, yet not quite
+grasping the chronology of the business, the next time he visited a
+menagerie, gave particular and patient attention to a large cage of our
+alleged poor relations on exhibition there. He stood for a long time
+intently scrutinizing their human-like motions, gestures, and
+expressions. By and by he fancied that the largest of them, an
+individual of a singularly grave demeanor, seated at the front of the
+cage, gave him a glance of intelligence. The glance was returned. A
+palpable wink followed, which also was returned, as were other like
+signals; and so it went on until his Reverence, having cast an eye
+around to see that nobody was observing him, leaned forward and said, in
+a low, confidential tone: "Av ye'll spake one w-u-r-r-d, I'll baptize
+ye, begorra!" [Laughter.]
+
+But, deficient as one's knowledge of evolution, scientifically and in
+detail, may be, he may have attained to a not unintelligent perception
+of the all-embracing creative process called by that name as that in
+which, in the whole range of the advancing universal movement of life,
+what is ascends from what was, and fulfils it.
+
+And what I wish to say for my last word is, that whoever of us in
+tracing back along the line of its potent and fruitful sources that
+which is his noblest heritage as an American and a member of the English
+race, leaves out that hard-featured forefather of ours on the shore of
+Massachusetts Bay in the seventeenth century, and makes not large
+account of the tremendous fight he fought which was reflected in the
+face he wore, misses a chief explanation of the fortune to which we and
+our children are born. [Loud applause.]
+
+
+
+
+JOHN TYNDALL
+
+
+ART AND SCIENCE
+
+ [Speech of Professor John Tyndall at the annual banquet of the
+ Royal Academy, London, May 5, 1888. The toast to Science was
+ coupled with that to Literature, to the latter of which William E.
+ H. Lecky was called upon to respond. In introducing Professor
+ Tyndall, the President, Sir Frederic Leighton, said: "On behalf of
+ Science, on whom could I call more fitly than on my old friend
+ Professor Tyndall. ["Hear! Hear!"] Fervid in imagination, after the
+ manner of his race, clothing thoughts luminous and full of color in
+ a sharply chiselled form, he seems to me to be, in very deed, an
+ artist and our kin; and I, as an artist, rejoice to see that in
+ this priest within the temple of Science, Knowledge has not clipped
+ the wings of wonder, and that to him the tint of Heaven is not the
+ less lovely that he can reproduce its azure in a little phial, nor
+ does, because Science has been said to unweave it, the rainbow lift
+ its arc less triumphantly in the sky."]
+
+
+YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MY LORDS, AND GENTLEMEN: Faraday, whose
+standing in the science of the world needs not to be insisted on, used
+to say to me that he knew of only two festivals that gave him real
+pleasure. He loved to meet, on Tower Hill, the frank and genial
+gentlemen-sailors of the Trinity House; but his crowning enjoyment was
+the banquet of the Royal Academy. The feeling thus expressed by Faraday
+is a representative feeling: for surely it is a high pleasure to men of
+science to mingle annually in this illustrious throng, and it is an
+honor and a pleasure to hear the toast of Science so cordially proposed
+and so warmly responded to year after year.
+
+Art and Science in their widest sense cover nearly the whole field of
+man's intellectual action. They are the outward and visible expressions
+of two distinct and supplementary portions of our complex human
+nature--distinct, but not opposed, the one working by the dry light of
+the intellect, the other in the warm glow of the emotions; the one ever
+seeking to interpret and express the beauty of the universe, the other
+ever searching for its truth. One vast personality in the course of
+history, and one only, seems to have embraced them both. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+That transcendent genius died three days ago plus three hundred and
+sixty-nine years--Leonardo da Vinci.
+
+Emerson describes an artist who could never paint a rock until he had
+first understood its geological structure; and the late Lord Houghton
+told me that an illustrious living poet once destroyed some exquisite
+verses on a flower because on examination he found that his botany was
+wrong. This is not saying that all the geology in the world, or all the
+botany in the world, could create an artist.
+
+In illustration of the subtle influences which here come into play, a
+late member of this Academy once said to me--"Let Raphael take a crayon
+in his hand and sweep a curve; let an engineer take tracing paper and
+all other appliances necessary to accurate reproduction, and let him
+copy that curve--his line will not be the line of Raphael." In these
+matters, through lack of knowledge, I must speak, more or less, as a
+fool, leaving it to you, as wise men, to judge what I say. Rules and
+principles are profitable and necessary for the guidance of the growing
+artist and for the artist full-grown; but rules and principles, I take
+it, just as little as geology and botany, can create the artist.
+Guidance and rule imply something to be guided and ruled. And that
+indefinable something which baffles all analysis, and which when wisely
+guided and ruled emerges in supreme excellence, is individual genius,
+which, to use familiar language, is "the gift of God." [Cheers.]
+
+In like manner all the precepts of Bacon, linked together and applied in
+one great integration, would fail to produce a complete man of science.
+In this respect Art and Science are identical--that to reach their
+highest outcome and achievement they must pass beyond knowledge and
+culture, which are understood by all, to inspiration and creative power,
+which pass the understanding even of him who possesses them in the
+highest degree. [Cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE ROE VAN DE WATER
+
+
+DUTCH TRAITS
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. George R. Van de Water at the eighth annual
+ dinner of the Holland Society of New York, January 15, 1893. The
+ President, Judge Augustus Van Wyck, said: "The next toast is:
+ 'Holland--a lesson to oppressors, an example to the oppressed, and
+ a sanctuary for the rights of mankind.' This toast will be
+ responded to by one of the greatest stars in New York's
+ constellation of the Embassadors of Him on High--Rev. Dr. George R.
+ Van de Water, rector of St. Andrew's Church, Harlem."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND MEMBERS OF THE HOLLAND SOCIETY:--One loves to
+observe a fitness in things. There is manifest fitness in one coming to
+New York from Harlem to speak to the members of the Holland Society and
+their friends. There is also manifest fitness in taking the words of
+this country's earliest benefactor, the Marquis de Lafayette, and,
+removing them from their original association with this fair and favored
+land, applying them to that little but lovely, lowly yet lofty, country
+of the Netherlands. Geologists tell us that, minor considerations
+waived, the character of a stream can be discerned as well anywhere
+along its course as at its source. Whether this be true or not, anything
+that can be said of the fundamental principles of liberty, upon which
+our national fabric has been built, can be said with even increased
+emphasis of the free States of the Netherlands.
+
+From the Dutch our free America has secured the inspiration of her
+chartered liberties. Of the Dutch, then, we can appropriately say, as
+Lafayette once said of free America, "They are a lesson to oppressors,
+an example to the oppressed, and a sanctuary for the rights of mankind."
+
+We are here to-night to glorify the Dutch. Fortunately for us, to do
+this we have not by the addition of so much as a jot or a tittle to
+magnify history. The facts are sufficient to justify our boast and
+fortify our pride. We need to detract nothing from other nationalities
+that have contributed much to the formation of our modern national
+conglomerate, although it is easily seen that the superior qualities of
+other nations have had a large infusion of Dutch virtue. All that we
+claim is that no nation under the heavens can make such an exhibit of
+marvellous success against adverse circumstances as does Holland. From
+the days when Julius Cćsar mentions their bravery under the name of
+Batavians, to the notable time when, voluntarily assuming the title of
+reproach, they became "the beggars of the sea," and for nearly a century
+fought for their chartered rights against the most powerful and
+unscrupulous of foes, the Dutch have shown the most splendid of human
+virtues in most conspicuous light. In doing this they have made a noble
+name for themselves, and furnished the worthiest of examples for all the
+nations of the earth. This is not the time nor the place to deal with
+mere facts of history. Yet I take it that even this jolly assembly will
+take pleasure in the mention of the deeds that have now become eternally
+historic. Who that knows anything of the son of Charles V, who in 1555
+made promises to Holland that he never meant to keep, and for years
+after sought in every way to break; who that has ever read of this
+fanatical, heartless, cruel, and despotic Philip II of Spain, or of that
+wonderful, pure, magnanimous, noblest Dutchman of all, William of
+Orange, or of that fickle and false Margaret of Parma, the wicked sister
+in Holland, who lived to execute the will of a wicked brother in Spain,
+or of those monsters at the head of Spanish armies, Alva, Requesens, and
+Don Juan; who that has been fired by the sieges of Leyden and Haarlem,
+by the assassinations concocted in the Council of Blood, by the patient,
+faithful, undying patriotism of the Netherlanders in protesting for the
+truth of God and the rights of man, will need any response to the toast
+"a lesson to oppressors"? A little land, fighting for the right,
+succeeded in overcoming the power of the mightiest nation of Europe.
+
+ "Truth crushed to earth will rise again."
+
+When once we consider the earnestness for civil and religious liberty,
+the record of no nation can stand comparison with that of Holland. Some
+of the English Puritans fled across the Atlantic from persecutions very
+slight compared with those inflicted upon Dutchmen by Philip, here to
+found a New England. Those who did not flee remained in old England,
+fought a few battles, and tried to establish a commonwealth, which in
+less than fifteen years ended disastrously, because the founders were
+unfit for government. But these Puritans of Holland, to their
+everlasting praise be it remembered, battled for their homes, lives, and
+liberty for eighty years. For four-fifths of a century they faced not
+only the best and bravest soldiers of Europe, but they faced, along with
+their wives, their children, and their old folk, the flame, the gibbet,
+the flood, the siege, the pestilence, the famine, "and all men know, or
+dream, or fear of agony," all for one thing--to teach the oppressor that
+his cause must fail. It is difficult, sitting around a comfortable board
+at a public dinner, to make men realize what their forefathers suffered
+that the heritage of priceless liberty should be their children's pride.
+But read Motley, or the recent and remarkably well-written volumes of
+Douglas Campbell, and you will see that every atrocity that Spanish
+hatred, religious intolerance, and medićval bigotry could invent, every
+horror that ever followed in the train of war, swept over and desolated
+Holland. And yet, to teach a lesson to oppressors, they endured, they
+fought, they suffered, they conquered; and when they conquered, the
+whole world was taught the lesson--worth all the Dutchmen's agony to
+teach it--that the children of a heavenly Father are born free and
+equal, and that it is neither the province of nation or church to coerce
+them into any religious belief or doctrine whatsoever.
+
+The principle of Protestantism was won in the eighty-year war of the
+Netherlanders. During all this time the Dutch were notably giving a
+lesson to oppressors. But then and afterward they furnished a brilliant
+and commendable example to the oppressed. Though they fought the wrong,
+they never opposed the truth. They were fierce, but never fanatical.
+They loved liberty, but they never encouraged license; they believed in
+freedom and the maintenance of chartered rights, but they never denied
+their lawful allegiance to their governor, nor refused scriptural
+submission to the powers ordained of God. The public documents
+throughout the eighty years of war invariably recognized Philip as
+lawful king. Even the University of Leyden, founded as a thanksgiving
+offering for their successful resistance to the Spanish siege, observed
+the usual legal fiction, and acknowledged the King as ruler of the
+realm. And, although the Dutch had abundant reason to be vindictive,
+once the opportunity offered, the desire for persecution vanished.
+William the Silent, as early as 1556, in a public speech before the
+regent and her council, says, "Force can make no impression on one's
+conscience." "It is the nature of heresy," he goes on to say (would we
+had the spirit of William in our churches to-day)--"it is the nature of
+heresy, if it rests it rusts: he that rubs it whets it." His was an age
+when religious toleration, except as a political necessity, was unknown.
+Holland first practised it, then taught it to the world. No less in her
+example to the oppressed than in her warning to oppressors, is Holland
+conspicuous, is Holland great. During the reign of William of Orange,
+first a Romanist, then a Calvinist, never a bigot, always gentle, at
+last a Christian, in Holland and in Zeeland, where for years he was
+almost military dictator, these principles of tolerance were put to
+severest test. Fortunately for the world, they were sufficiently strong
+to stand the strain. The people about him had been the sad victims of a
+horrible persecution which had furrowed their soil with graves, and
+filled their land with widows and orphans. We know what is human nature.
+But Dutch nature is a little more generous than ordinary human nature. A
+Dutchman's heart is big, a Dutchman travels on a broad-gauge track; a
+Dutchman can forgive and forget an injury; a Dutchman has no fears and
+few frowns; a Dutchman is never icebergy, nor sullen, nor revengeful. He
+may make mistakes from impulse, he never wounds with intention; he will
+never put his foot twice in the same trap, nor will he take any pleasure
+in seeing his enemy entrapped. All of a Dutchman's faults come from an
+over-indulgence of a Dutchman's virtues. He is not cold, nor
+calculating, nor cruel. Generally happy himself, he desires others to be
+happy also. If he cannot get on with people, he lets them alone. He
+does not seek to ruin them.
+
+Such are traits of the Dutch character. When, after driving out the
+awful, vindictive, bloodthirsty Spaniards, the Dutch came into power, it
+was but natural to think of retaliation: banish the Papists, or
+persecute the Anabaptists, suppress their paganism, or crush their
+fanaticism, would have been most natural. Against any such ideas the
+nation as a whole set its face like a wall of adamant. Very soon the
+sober convictions of the people were triumphant. And after the most
+atrociously cruel war, in which these men had suffered untold agonies,
+they became an example to the oppressed, the like of which the world had
+never witnessed since the Son of God and Saviour of men cried out from
+his cross, "Father, forgive them: they know not what they do." When the
+union was formed between Holland and Zeeland, it was provided that no
+inquisition should be made into any man's belief or conscience, nor
+should any man by cause thereof suffer injury or hindrance. Toleration
+for the oppressor by the oppressed, full forgiveness of enemies by the
+victors, became thus the corner-stone of the republic, under which all
+sects of Christians, the Roman Catholic Church, Jews, Turks, infidels,
+and even heretics, throve and prospered.
+
+Now, do you need anything said after thus showing Holland to have been
+the teacher of a lesson to oppressors, and the example to the oppressed,
+to show that she has ever been the sanctuary for the rights of mankind?
+
+In the nature of things, she could not have been otherwise. The little
+country of Holland, that in 1555, on the accession of Philip II to the
+sovereignty, was the richest jewel in his crown, and of the five
+millions poured annually into his treasury contributed nearly half,
+emerged as a republic out of the war with Spain of eighty years'
+duration, and remained for two full centuries the greatest republic in
+the world. She has been the instructor of the world in art, in music, in
+science; has outstripped other nations in the commercial race; had
+wealth and luxury, palaces and architectural splendor, when England's
+yeomanry lived in huts and never ate a vegetable; discovered
+oil-painting, originated portrait and landscape-painting, was foremost
+in all the mechanical arts; invented wood-engraving, printing from
+blocks, and gave to the world both telescope and microscope, thus
+furnishing the implements to see the largest things of the heavens
+above, and the smallest of both earth beneath and waters under the
+earth. The corner-stone was liberty, and especially religious liberty
+and toleration. As such Holland could not have been other than the
+sanctuary for the rights of mankind. The great number of Englishmen in
+the Netherlands, and the reciprocal influence of the Netherlands upon
+these Englishmen--an influence all too little marked by English
+historians--prepared the way for transplanting to this country the seeds
+from which has sprung the large tree beneath the bounteous shade of
+which nearly seventy millions of people take shelter to-day, and, while
+they rest, rejoice in full security of their rights and their freedom.
+
+Two hundred years ago, the English courtiers about Charles II,
+regardless of the fact that the Netherlands had been the guide and the
+instructor of England in almost everything which had made her materially
+great, regarded the Dutchman as a boor, plain and ill-mannered, and
+wanting in taste, because as a republican the Hollander thought it a
+disgrace to have his wife or his daughter debauched by king or noble.
+From the aristocratic point of view, the Dutchman was not altogether a
+gentleman. To-day we have some representatives of the Charles II
+courtiers, who affect to ape the English, and would, no doubt, despise
+the Dutch. But he who appreciates the genuine meaning of a man, born in
+the image and living in the fear of his God, has nothing but direst
+disgust for a dude, nothing but the rarest respect for a Dutchman.
+
+
+
+
+MARION J. VERDERY
+
+
+THE SOUTH IN WALL STREET
+
+ [Speech of Marion J. Verdery at the third annual banquet of the
+ Southern Society of New York, February 22, 1889. The President,
+ John C. Calhoun, presided, and in introducing Mr. Verdery, said:
+ "The next toast is 'The South in Wall Street.' What our friend Mr.
+ Verdery has to say in response to this toast I'm sure I don't know;
+ but if he proposes to tell us how there is any money for the South
+ in Wall Street--to give us a straight tip on the market--he may be
+ sure of a very attentive audience. Now, Mr. Verdery, if you will
+ tell us what to do to-morrow, we will all of us cheerfully give you
+ half of what we make--that is, of course, if you will guarantee us
+ against loss.".]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN:--When Colonel Fellows concluded his
+speech and sat down next to me, after he had by his matchless oratory
+electrified this audience and had immersed me in the flood of his
+eloquence, both literally and figuratively, for in the graceful swing of
+his gestures, he turned over a goblet of water in my lap [laughter], I
+felt very much as the little boy did who had stood at the head of his
+spelling-class for three weeks, and then was stumped by the word
+kaleidoscope. He thought for a moment or two, and then seriously said,
+"he didn't believe there was a boy on earth who could spell it." I did
+not believe, after Colonel Fellows finished, that there was another man
+on earth who could follow him. [Applause.]
+
+Mr. Chairman, in the course of my experience I never knew of but one
+absolutely straight tip in Wall Street. To that, you and this Society
+are perfectly welcome. If you act on it, I will cheerfully guarantee you
+against loss, without exacting that you shall divide with me the
+profits. It is a point that the late Mr. Travers gave our friend Henry
+Grady. [Laughter.] They had been to attend a national convention at
+Chicago, and on returning were seriously disappointed because of the
+failure to have nominated their chosen candidate. As they came across
+the ferry in the gray light of the morning, Grady, who was seeking
+consolation, said: "Mr. Travers, what is the best thing I can buy in
+Wall Street?" The noted wit of the Stock Exchange replied: "The best
+thing you can buy is a ticket back to Atlanta." [Laughter.]
+
+Two old darkies, lounging on a street corner in Richmond, Va., one day,
+were suddenly aroused by a runaway team that came dashing toward them at
+breakneck speed. The driver, scared nearly to death, had abandoned his
+reins, and was awkwardly climbing out of the wagon at the rear end. One
+of the old negroes said: "Brer' Johnson, sure as you born man, de
+runaway horse am powerful gran' and a monstrous fine sight to see."
+Johnson shook his head doubtfully, and then replied, philosophically,
+"Dat 'pends berry much, nigger, on whedder you be standin' on de corner
+obsarvin' of him, or be gittin' ober de tail-board ob de waggin." And
+likewise, it strikes me that any keen enjoyment to be gotten out of
+after-dinner speaking is peculiarly contingent--"'pendin' berry much on
+whedder you is standin' off lookin' on, or gittin' ober de tail-board of
+de waggin." [Laughter.]
+
+If Wall Street is all that spiteful cynics and ignorant fanatics say of
+it--if we are to admit that it is a den of thieves, where only
+falsehood, treachery, and iniquitous schemes are propagated; if there is
+any ground for believing that all the exchanges are side-shows to hell
+[laughter], and their members devils incarnate [laughter], I fail to
+appreciate any advantage to the South in being there, and in no place
+where her presence could not be counted a credit would I assist in
+discovering her.
+
+But if, on the other hand, we repudiate such wholesale abuse of the
+place, and insist, for truth's sake, upon an acknowledgment of facts as
+they exist, then the South can well afford to be found in Wall Street,
+and if prominent there we may proudly salute her.
+
+Wall Street is the throbbing heart of America's finance. It is a common
+nursery for an infinite variety of enterprises, all over our land.
+Innumerable manufactories, North, South, East, and West, have drawn
+their capital from Wall Street. The industrial progress and material
+development of our blessed Southland is being pushed forward vigorously
+to-day by the monetary backing of Wall Street. The vast fields of the
+fertile West, luxurious in the beauty and rich in the promise of
+tasselled corn and bearded grain, are tilled and harvested by helpful
+loans from Wall Street. Old railroads, run down in their physical
+condition and thereby seriously impaired for public service, are
+constantly being rehabilitated with Wall Street money, while eight out
+of every ten new ones draw the means for their construction and
+equipment from this same source of financial supply.
+
+To all attacks recklessly made on the methods of Wall Street, it seems
+to me there is ample answer in this one undeniable fact--the daily
+business done there foots up in dollars and cents more than the total
+trade of any whole State of the Union, except New York; and, although
+the great bulk of transactions are made in the midst of intense
+excitement, incident to rapid and sometimes violent fluctuation of
+values, and, although gigantic trades are made binding by only a wink or
+a nod, nine hundred and ninety-nine times out of a thousand, the
+contracting parties stand rigidly by their bargains, prove they good or
+bad. [Applause.] So much for the heroic integrity of the so-called bulls
+and bears. Out in the broader realm of commercial vocation, and through
+the wider fields of pastoral pursuit, it occurs to me this lesson might
+be learned without any reduction of existing morality. [Applause.]
+
+In Wall Street the brainiest financiers are congregated. Vigorous
+energy, unremitting industry, clear judgment, and unswerving nerve are
+absolutely essential to personal success. In the light of those
+requirements, we venture to ask what place has the South taken.
+
+Honorable Abram S. Hewitt in his speech before this Society one year
+ago, said: "If by some inscrutable providence this list of gentlemen
+[meaning members of the Southern Society] were suddenly returned to the
+homes which I suppose will know them no longer, there would be in this
+city what the quack medicine men call 'a sense of goneness,' and I think
+we should have to send to the wise men of the East, Dr. Atkinson, for
+example, to tell us how to supply the vacuum." Taking my cue from that
+generous compliment, I venture to suggest that if the South should
+suddenly withdraw from Wall Street, it would occasion such a contraction
+of the currency in that district as would demand even a more liberal
+policy than Secretary Fairchild has practised in purchasing Government
+bonds. [Applause and laughter.] The aggregate wealth of Southerners in
+Wall Street to-day is over $100,000,000 and the great bulk of that vast
+amount has been accumulated within the last twenty years. That is to
+say, "The South in Wall Street," has made at least $4,000,000 annually
+since the war. Under all the circumstances, who will dispute the
+magnificence of that showing? It must be remembered that the great
+majority of Southern men on entering Wall Street were poor; so poor,
+indeed, that they might almost have afforded to begin their career on
+the terms that I once heard of a man in South Carolina proposing to some
+little negroes. He told them if they would pick wild blackberries from
+morning till night he would give them half they gathered. [Laughter.]
+The Southerners of Wall Street, with but very few exceptions, entered
+that great field of finance with but one consolation, and that was the
+calm consciousness of being thoroughly protected against loss from the
+simple fact that they had nothing to lose. [Applause and laughter.] A
+hundred millions of dollars is no small pile when stacked up
+beside--nothing. Of course we are not called upon to analyze this
+fortune, nor do I mean to imply that it is evenly divided. Some of us it
+must be admitted spoil the average dreadfully, but we all may get the
+same satisfaction out of it that the childless man derived, who said
+that he and his brother together had three boys and two girls.
+[Laughter.]
+
+The South is a power in Wall Street. She is identified with the
+management of many leading financial institutions, and has also founded
+private banking-houses and built up other prosperous business
+establishments on her own account. It would be in bad taste to mention
+names unless I had the roll of honor at hand and could read it off
+without exception. The President of the Cotton Exchange and nearly forty
+per cent. of its members are Southerners. One of the oldest and
+strongest firms on the Produce Exchange is essentially Southern. That
+private banking-house in Wall Street, which has stood longest without
+any change in the personnel of its partnership, and which ranks to-day
+with the most reputable and successful establishments of its kind, is
+Southern in every branch of its membership. Seven of the National Banks
+have Southern men for Presidents, and the list of Southern cashiers and
+tellers is long and honorable. It was a Southern boy who, ten years ago,
+counted himself lucky on getting the humble place of mail carrier in one
+of the greatest banking houses of America. That very boy, when not long
+since he resigned to enter business on his own account, was filling one
+of the most responsible positions and drawing the third largest salary
+in that same great establishment.
+
+Another instance of signal success is told in this short story: Less
+than six years ago a young Georgian tacked up a cheap little sign on the
+door of a sky-lit room in the "Evening Post" building. To-day his is the
+leading name of one of the most conspicuous houses in the Street, and
+the rent of his present quarters is more per month than the first office
+he occupied cost for a whole year. One of the most famous Southern
+leaders in Wall Street to-day [John H. Inman] was so little known when
+he first attracted attention there that many people assumed he must in
+some way be connected with a certain great ocean steamship line, simply
+because he bore the same name. To-day it is just as often supposed that
+the steamship line is an offshoot from him, because it bears his name. A
+great Italian painter once vitalized a canvas with the expression of his
+poetic thought and called it "Aurora." In looking at that masterpiece of
+art I have sometimes been reminded of this distinguished Southerner.
+Immediately after the war the South was enveloped in darkness. Out of
+that gloom this man emerged and came here to the East, where the sun
+shines first in the morning. Judging him to-day by the record he has
+made, we are warranted in saying that on coming here he adopted
+Usefulness as his chariot, and that thereto he harnessed the spirited
+steeds of Enterprise, Progress, and Development. To-day we see him
+driving that triumphal car through the land of his birth, and making the
+sunlight of prosperity to shine there. [Tremendous applause.] Sharing
+with him the honors of their firm name is another Southerner, whose
+career of usefulness and record of splendid success suffer nothing by
+comparison. Two other Southern representatives, because of admirable
+achievements and brilliant strokes of fortune, have recently gained
+great distinction and won much applause in Wall Street. If I called
+their names it would awake an echo in the temple of history, where an
+illustrious ancestor is enshrined in immortal renown. [Applause and
+cries of "Calhoun! Calhoun!"]
+
+It is not only as financiers and railroad magnates that the South ranks
+high in Wall Street, but Southern lawyers likewise have established
+themselves in this dollar district, and to-day challenge attention and
+deserve tribute. Under the brilliant leadership of two commanding
+generals, the younger barristers are steadily winning wider reputation
+and pressing forward in professional triumph.
+
+One question, with its answer, and I shall have done: Are these
+Southerners in Wall Street divorced in spirit and sympathy from their
+old homes? [Cries of "No! No!"] You say "No." Let the record of their
+deeds also make reply. One of them had done a thing so unique and
+beautiful that I cannot refrain from alluding to it. It touches the
+chord of humanity in every true heart and makes it vibrate with sacred
+memories. In the cemetery of the little town of Hopkinsville, Ky., there
+stands a splendid monument dedicated to "The Unknown Confederate Dead."
+There is no inscription that even hints at who erected it. The builder
+subordinated his personality to the glory of his purpose, and only the
+consummate beauty of the memorial stands forth. The inspiration of his
+impulse was only equalled by the modesty of his method. Truth, touched
+by the tenderness and beauty of the tribute to those heroes who died
+"for conscience sake," has revealed the author, and in him we recognize
+a generous surviving comrade. [Applause, and cries of "Latham! Latham!
+John Latham!"]
+
+Turning from this epitome of sentiment, we are confronted by abundant
+evidence of the substantial interest taken by Wall Street Southerners in
+the material affairs of the South. What they have done to reclaim the
+waste places and develop the resources of their native States is beyond
+estimate. They have not only contributed liberally by personal
+investment, but they have used every honorable endeavor to influence
+other men to do likewise. Loyalty has stimulated their efforts. Their
+hearts are in the present and prospective glory of the New South. They
+are untiring in their furtherance of legitimate enterprises, and the
+fruit of their labor is seen to-day in every Southern State where new
+railroads are building, various manufacturing enterprises springing up,
+and vast mining interests being developed. The steady flow of capital
+into all those channels is greatly due to their influence. There is more
+money drifting that way to-day than ever before, and the time will soon
+come, if it is not already here, when the sentiment to which I have
+responded will admit of transposition, and we can with as much propriety
+toast "Wall Street in the South," as to-night we toast "The South in
+Wall Street." [Great and long-continued applause.]
+
+
+
+
+KING EDWARD VII.
+
+
+THE COLONIES
+
+ [Speech of Albert Edward, Prince of Wales [Edward VII, crowned King
+ of England January 23, 1901], at the banquet given at the Mansion
+ House, London, July 16, 1881, by the Lord Mayor of London [Sir
+ William McArthur], to the Prince of Wales, as President of the
+ Colonial Institute, and to a large company of representatives of
+ the colonies--governors, premiers, and administrators. This speech
+ was delivered in response to the toast proposed by the Lord Mayor,
+ "The Health of the Prince of Wales, the Princess of Wales, and the
+ other members of the Royal Family."]
+
+
+MY LORD MAYOR, YOUR MAJESTY, MY LORDS, AND GENTLEMEN:--For the
+kind and remarkably flattering way in which you, my Lord Mayor, have
+been good enough to propose this toast, and you, my lords and gentlemen,
+for the kind and hearty way in which you have received it, I beg to
+offer you my most sincere thanks. It is a peculiar pleasure to me to
+come to the City, because I have the honor of being one of its freemen.
+But this is, indeed, a very special dinner, one of a kind that I do not
+suppose has ever been given before; for we have here this evening
+representatives of probably every Colony in the Empire. We have not only
+the Secretary of the Colonies, but Governors past and present,
+ministers, administrators, and agents, are all I think, to be found here
+this evening. I regret that it has not been possible for me to see half
+or one-third of the Colonies which it has been the good fortune of my
+brother, the Duke of Edinburgh, to visit. In his voyages round the world
+he has had opportunities more than once of seeing all our great
+Colonies. Though I have not been able personally to see them, or have
+seen only a small portion of them, you may rest assured it does not
+diminish in any way the interest I take in them.
+
+It is, I am sorry to say, now going on for twenty-one years since I
+visited our large North American Colonies. Still, though I was very
+young at the time, the remembrance of that visit is as deeply imprinted
+upon my memory now as it was at that time. I shall never forget the
+public receptions which were accorded to me in Canada, New Brunswick,
+Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island, and if it were possible for me at
+any time to repeat that visit, I need not tell you gentlemen, who now
+represent here those great North American Colonies, of the great
+pleasure it would give me to do so. It affords me great gratification to
+see an old friend, Sir John Macdonald, the Premier of Canada, here this
+evening.
+
+It was a most pressing invitation, certainly, that I received two years
+ago to visit the great Australasian Colonies, and though at the time I
+was unable to give an answer in the affirmative or in the negative,
+still it soon became apparent that my many duties here in England, would
+prevent my accomplishing what would have been a long, though a most
+interesting voyage. I regret that such has been the case, and that I was
+not able to accept the kind invitation I received to visit the
+Exhibitions at Sydney and at Melbourne. I am glad, however, to know that
+they have proved a great success, as has been testified to me only this
+evening by the noble Duke [Manchester] by my side, who has so lately
+returned. Though, my lords and gentlemen, I have, as I said before, not
+had the opportunity of seeing these great Australasian Colonies, which
+every day and every year are making such immense development, still, at
+the International Exhibitions of London, Paris, and Vienna, I had not
+only an opportunity of seeing their various products there exhibited,
+but I had the pleasure of making the personal acquaintance of many
+colonists--a fact which has been a matter of great importance and great
+benefit to myself.
+
+It is now thirty years since the first International Exhibition took
+place in London, and then for the first time Colonial exhibits were
+shown to the world. Since that time, from the Exhibitions which have
+followed our first great gathering in 1851, the improvements that have
+been made are manifest. That in itself is a clear proof of the way in
+which the Colonies have been exerting themselves to make their vast
+territories of the great importance that they are at the present moment.
+But though, my Lord Mayor, I have not been to Australasia, as you have
+mentioned, I have sent my two sons on a visit there; and it has been a
+matter of great gratification, not only to myself, but to the Queen, to
+hear of the kindly reception they have met with everywhere. They are but
+young, but I feel confident that their visit to the Antipodes will do
+them an incalculable amount of good. On their way out they visited a
+Colony in which, unfortunately, the condition of affairs was not quite
+as satisfactory as we could wish, and as a consequence they did not
+extend their visits in that part of South Africa quite so far inland as
+might otherwise have been the case.
+
+I must thank you once more, my Lord Mayor, for the kind way in which you
+have proposed this toast. I thank you in the name of the Princess and
+the other members of the Royal Family, for the kind reception their
+names have met with from all here to-night, and I beg again to assure
+you most cordially and heartily of the great pleasure it has given me to
+be present here among so many distinguished Colonists and gentlemen
+connected with the Colonies, and to have had an opportunity of meeting
+your distinguished guest, the King of the Sandwich Islands. If your
+lordship's visit to his dominions remains impressed on your mind, I
+think your lordship's kindly reception of his Majesty here to-night is
+not likely soon to be forgotten by him.
+
+
+
+
+HUGH C. WALLACE
+
+
+THE SOUTHERNER IN THE WEST
+
+ [Speech of Hugh C. Wallace at the fifth annual banquet of the New
+ York Southern Society, February 21, 1891. The President, Hugh R.
+ Garden, occupied the chair. In introducing Mr. Wallace, he said:
+ "It was said of old that the Southerner was wanting in that energy
+ and fixedness of purpose which make a successful American. No
+ broader field has existed for the exercise of those qualities than
+ the great region west of the Rocky Mountains. We are fortunate in
+ the presence of a gentleman whose young life is already a
+ successful refutation of that opinion, and I turn with confidence
+ to 'The Southerner of the Pacific Slope,' and invite Mr. Hugh C.
+ Wallace, of the State of Washington, to respond."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN:--For more than one hundred years
+upon this continent a silent army has been marching from the East toward
+the West. No silken banners have waved above it, and no blare of trumpet
+or beat of drum has heralded its progress. And yet its conquests have
+been grander than those of Peru or Mexico, its victories more glorious
+than those of Marengo, of Friedland, or of Austerlitz. It has subdued an
+empire richer than the Indies without inflicting the cruelties of Clive,
+or the exactions of Hastings, and that empire is to-day, Mr. President,
+a part of your heritage and mine. [Applause.] For more than thirty years
+past the region in which most of those I see around me first saw the
+light has lain prostrate, borne down by a Titanic struggle whose
+blighting force fell wholly upon her. For more than a generation her
+enterprise has seemed exhausted, her strength wasted, and her glory
+departed. And yet she has not failed to furnish her full quota to the
+grand army of conquest to carry to completion the great work which
+Boone, Crockett, and Houston, all her sons--began, and which her genius
+alone made possible. [Applause.]
+
+Turn back with me the pages of time to the beginning of this imposing
+march and glance for a moment at its resplendent progress. Its beginning
+was in Virginia. Virginians led by that first of Southerners whose natal
+day we celebrate to-night and whose fame grows brighter in the
+lengthening perspective of the years, conquered the savage and his
+little less than savage European ally, and saved for the Nation then
+unborn the whole Northwest. The Pinckneys, the Rutledges, and the
+Gwinetts forced the hand of Spain from the throat of the Mississippi,
+and left the current of trade free to flow to the Gulf unvexed by
+foreign influence.
+
+Another Virginian, illustrious through all time as the great vindicator
+of humanity, doubled the area of the national possession of his time by
+the Louisiana purchase, and Lewis and Clarke, both sons of the Old
+Dominion, in 1804 first trod the vast uninhabited wilds of the far
+Northwest to find a land richer in all the precious products of the East
+than mortal eyes had yet beheld. So were our borders extended from the
+Gulf and the Rio Grande to the 49th parallel and from the Atlantic to
+the Pacific--but for Southern enterprise they might have stopped at
+Ohio, the Monongahela, and the Niagara. [Applause.]
+
+The empire thus secured remained to be subdued. From the States in which
+you and I, gentlemen, were born has come a noble wing of the grand army
+of subjugation, all of whose battles have been victories and all of
+whose victories have been victories of civilization. Moving first from
+the old States of the South it took possession of territory along the
+Gulf and of Tennessee and of Kentucky's "dark and bloody ground." Fame
+crowned the heroes of these campaigns with the patriot's name, and
+glorified them as pioneers. As their advance guards swept across the
+Mississippi and took possession of Missouri, Arkansas, and territory
+farther north, envy called it invasion, and when their scouts appeared
+in Nebraska and Kansas they were repelled amid the passion of the hour.
+Meanwhile, a new element, whose quickening power is scarcely yet
+appreciated, had joined the grand movement. Early in the forties a South
+Carolinian captain of engineers, the Pathfinder, John C. Fremont, had
+marked the way to the far West coast, and added a new realm to the
+National domain. [Applause.] It was the domain soon famed for its
+delightful climate, its wealth of resources, and its combination of
+every natural advantage that human life desires. The gleaming gold soon
+after found in the sands of Sutter's Fort spread its fame afar and
+attracted to it the superb band of men who came from every State to lay
+firm and sure the foundation of the new commonwealth.
+
+There were only fourteen Southerners in the Constitutional Convention at
+Monterey, but their genius for government made them a fair working
+majority in the body of forty-eight members. Not content with building a
+grand State like this, the united army gathered from the North and South
+alike turned its face toward the desert and fastnesses of the eternal
+hills and "continuous woods where rolls the Oregon and hears no sound
+save his own dashings," and pitched their tents, rolled back the awful
+silence that through ages had reigned there; and learned the secrets
+that desolation guarded, alluring to them from their fastnesses a
+renewed stream of treasure which has resulted in making us the envy of
+all other nations.
+
+In conspicuous contrast to the attitude and sentiment of the South, the
+East has never followed to encourage nor sympathize with the West.
+Whether it be in legislation or politics or finance, the Western idea
+has ever failed to command the earnest attention to which it is
+entitled. There is a sentiment which is growing more general and
+vigorous every day in the far West, that the time is near at hand when
+it will decline to adhere to the fortunes of any leader or body which
+recklessly ignores its claims or persistently refuses to it recognition.
+It is a very significant fact, Mr. President, that this great region,
+containing one-fourth of the National area, one-seventeenth of the
+population, and constituting one-seventh of the whole number of States
+has had up to this time, but one member of the Cabinet. In the present
+Cabinet, fourteen States (east of the Mississippi and North of the old
+Mason and Dixon's Line) have seven members and the remaining thirty
+States have but one. Those thirty States will see to it in the future
+that the party which succeeds through their support has its
+representation their efforts have deserved.
+
+I cannot close, Mr. President, without giving expression to a sentiment
+to which Southerners in the West are peculiarly alive--the sentiment of
+sympathy and fraternity which exists between the South and the West.
+[Applause.] The course of historical development which I have outlined
+of the Western man has wrought a bond of friendship between them, and
+that bond is not a reminiscence, but a living, vital, and efficient
+fact. Only but yesterday, politicians, thank God not the people, sought
+for selfish ends to cast back the South into Stygian gloom from which
+she had slowly and laboriously but gloriously emerged, to forge upon her
+again hope-killing shackles of a barbarous rule. In that hour of trial
+which you and I, sir, know to have been a menace and a reality to whom
+did she turn for succor? To this man of the West, and quick and glorious
+was the response.
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL BALDWIN WARD
+
+
+THE MEDICAL PROFESSION
+
+ [Speech of Dr. Samuel B. Ward at the annual banquet of the New York
+ State Bar Association, in the City of Albany, January 18, 1887.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--That a medical man should be
+asked to be in attendance at a banquet such as this was natural, and
+when I looked over the list of toasts and found that the clergymen had
+been omitted, I took it as an intended though perhaps rather dubious
+compliment to my profession, the supposition being that the services of
+the clergy would not of course be required. When I was asked to respond
+to this toast, in an unguarded moment of good nature, which is
+remarkable even in me, I was beguiled into consenting by the persuasive
+eloquence of your worthy President and Secretary, and a day or two after
+I visited the Executive chamber with the view of endeavoring to make "a
+little bargain" with his Excellency. Being myself neither a lawyer, a
+politician, nor the editor of a Brooklyn newspaper [laughter], I was
+totally unacquainted with such things, but still I am the reader of a
+weekly Republican newspaper (that is spelled with two e's and not an a,
+and has no reference to the "Albany Evening Journal"), and have
+ascertained that among a certain class of men, these "bargains" were
+exceedingly common. Respecting the exact nature of the proposition I
+shall not reveal? but suffice it to say I failed most ignominiously.
+
+After leaving the executive chamber I spent a good part of the morning
+in reflection as to the cause of the failure. Among other things it
+occurred to me that perhaps the newspaper statement, that "bargains"
+were so common among officials was untrue, but when I reflected that my
+newspaper was a republican organ and that the Executive was a democratic
+official I knew that every word that organ would say about a political
+opponent must be absolutely true. It occurred to me that perhaps
+inasmuch as I was not a politician, his Excellency might have feared to
+trust me, but I recollected to have read of the dire misfortune that
+befalls certain politicians in New York from trusting each other. As the
+Governor's shrewdness was well-known, I knew that he felt that if he
+could trust any one, it would be one of my profession, and therefore
+that excuse would not answer. It also occurred to me, that perhaps I was
+somewhat green and unwise in consenting to make this bargain in the
+presence of witnesses, but when I thought of all the sagacity and
+shrewdness and reticence that was concealed behind Colonel Rice's
+outspoken countenance, and of the numerous "arrangements" of which he
+was cognizant, and in relation to which he had never said a word, I felt
+assured that that was not the reason. I finally came to the conclusion
+that the Governor was a man to be trusted; that if there still be cynics
+who believe that "every man has his price," they would find the
+Governor's price far too high for them ever to reach. [Applause.]
+
+In the play of King Henry VI occurs an expression by Dick, the butcher,
+which is so short and so pointed that I may be pardoned for reproducing
+it in its completeness. It runs thus: "The first thing we do, let's kill
+the lawyers." This is not at all the attitude of our profession toward
+yours. On the contrary the most stupid charge that is ever laid to the
+door of the medical man is that he intentionally, or ever either by luck
+or intention, kills his patients. Ere the coffin-lid closes the doctor's
+harvest is reaped, but how different it is with you gentlemen.
+[Laughter.] Not more than a few days after the debt of nature has been
+paid by the unfortunate patient, your harvest--and especially if he has
+had the unusual fortune to make a will--begins, and oh! how we are
+sometimes tempted to envy you. Through how many seasons this harvest
+will be prolonged no one can foretell. That it will be carefully
+garnered to the last we can fully rely upon.
+
+There is perhaps only one state of circumstances under which the
+medical man is likely to re-echo the sentiment, and that is when he
+steps down from the witness-stand, having served as an "expert." You
+lawyers have a duty to discharge to your clients which necessitates your
+"taking a part." Even though a man be guilty, there may be "extenuating
+circumstances," and it is your right, as it is your duty, "to do all
+that lies within your power in his behalf." The "medical expert" should
+go upon the stand in a purely judicial frame of mind, and as a rule I
+believe he does. But by the manner in which questions are propounded to
+him, and by the exercise of every little persuasive art incident to your
+calling, he is inevitably led into taking "sides." He is surrounded by
+circumstances that are to him entirely strange. He is more or less
+annoyed and flurried by his surroundings, and then comes the necessity
+of making a categorical answer to questions that are put to him more
+especially upon the cross-examination, which cannot be correctly
+answered categorically. Unfortunately in a profession like ours, in a
+science of art like ours, it often is absolutely impossible to answer a
+question categorically without conveying an erroneous impression to the
+jury.
+
+In addition to this, we are subjected at the close of the examination to
+what you are pleased to term a "hypothetical question." The theory of
+this "hypothetical question" is that it embraces or expresses in a few
+words, and not always so very few either [laughter], the main features
+of the case under consideration. In nine cases out of ten if the expert
+makes a direct and unqualified answer to the question he leaves an
+absolutely erroneous idea upon the minds of the jury, and this is the
+explanation of why so many experts have made answers to questions which
+have elicited adverse criticism.
+
+In my judgment, after a not very long experience I must admit, but a
+sorry one, in some instances, there is but one way in which this matter
+of expert evidence should be conducted. The judge should appoint three
+experts, one of them at the suggestion of the counsel upon either side,
+and the third one at his own discretion. These three appointees should
+present their report in writing to the court, and the compensation for
+the service should be equally divided between the parties interested. In
+that way can expert evidence escape the disrepute now attaching to it,
+and the ends of justice be furthered. Now, gentlemen, the hour is
+getting late, and I have but one wish to express to you. The medical
+profession of the State of New York has an organization very similar to
+your own, which has now reached very nearly its ninetieth year, with a
+membership of almost 1,000, and with an annual attendance something
+double that of your own. I can only hope that your Association may live
+on and develop until it reaches as vigorous and flourishing an old age
+as that of the medical profession. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER
+
+
+THE RISE OF "THE ATLANTIC"
+
+ [Speech of Charles Dudley Warner at the "Whittier Dinner" in
+ celebration of the poet's seventieth birthday and the twentieth
+ birthday of "The Atlantic Monthly," given by the publishers,
+ Messrs. Houghton, Mifflin & Co., at Boston, Mass., December 17,
+ 1877.]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN:--It is impossible to express my gratitude to you
+for calling on me. There is but one pleasure in life equal to that of
+being called on to make an after-dinner speech, and that is not being
+called on. It is such an enjoyment to sit through the courses with this
+prospect like a ten-pound weight on your digestive organs! If it were
+ever possible to refuse anything in this world, except by the
+concurrence of the three branches of government--the executive, the
+obstructive, and the destructive, I believe they are called--I should
+hope that we might some time have our speeches first, so that we could
+eat our dinner without fear or favor.
+
+I suppose, however, that I am called up not to grumble, but to say that
+the establishment of "The Atlantic Monthly" was an era in literature. I
+say it cheerfully. I believe, nevertheless, it was not the first era of
+the sort. The sanguine generations have been indulging in them all
+along, and as "eras" they are apt to flat out, or, as the editor of the
+"Atlantic" would say, they "peter out." But the establishment of the
+"Atlantic" was the expression of a genuine literary movement. That
+movement is the most interesting because it was the most fruitful in our
+history. It was nicknamed transcendentalism. It was, in fact, a
+recurrence to realism. They who were sitting in Boston saw a great
+light. The beauty of this new realism was that it required imagination,
+as it always does, to see truth. That was the charm of the Teufelsdröckh
+philosophy; it was also poetry. Mr. Emerson puts it in a phrase--the
+poet is the Seer. Most of you recall the intellectual stir of that time.
+Mr. Carlyle had spread the German world to us. Mr. Emerson lighted his
+torch. The horizon of English literature was broken, and it was not
+necessary any longer to imitate English models. Criticism began to
+assert itself. Mr. Lowell launched that audacious "Fable for Critics"--a
+lusty colt, rejoicing in his young energy, had broken into the
+old-fashioned garden, and unceremoniously trampled about among the rows
+of box, the beds of pinks and sweet-williams, and mullen seed. I
+remember how all this excited the imagination of the college where I
+was. It was what that great navigator who made the "swellings from the
+Atlantic" called "a fresh-water college." Everybody read "Sartor
+Resartus." The best writer in college wrote exactly like Carlyle--why,
+it was the universal opinion--without Carlyle's obscurity! The rest of
+them wrote like Jean Paul Richter and like Emerson, and like Longfellow,
+and like Ossian. The poems of our genius you couldn't tell from Ossian.
+I believe it turned out that they were Ossian's. [Laughter.] Something
+was evidently about to happen. When this tumult had a little settled the
+"Atlantic" arose serenely out of Boston Bay--a consummation and a star
+of promise as well.
+
+The promise has been abundantly fulfilled. The magazine has had its fair
+share in the total revolution of the character of American literature--I
+mean the revolution out of the sentimental period; for the truth of this
+I might appeal to the present audience, but for the well-known fact that
+writers of books never read any except those they make themselves.
+[Laughter.] I distinctly remember the page in that first "Atlantic" that
+began with--"If the red slayer thinks he slays--" a famous poem, that
+immediately became the target of all the small wits of the country, and
+went in with the "Opinions," paragraphs of that Autocratic talk, which
+speedily broke the bounds of the "Atlantic," and the Pacific as well,
+and went round the world. [Applause.]
+
+Yes, the "Atlantic" has had its triumphs of all sorts. The Government
+even was jealous of its power. It repeatedly tried to banish one of its
+editors, and finally did send him off to the court of Madrid [James
+Russell Lowell]. And I am told that the present editor [William Dean
+Howells] might have been snatched away from it, but for his good fortune
+in being legally connected with a person who is distantly related to a
+very high personage who was at that time reforming the civil service.
+
+Mr. Chairman, there is no reason why I should not ramble on in this way
+all night; but then, there is no reason why I should. There is only one
+thing more that I desire to note, and that is, that during the existence
+of the "Atlantic," American authors have become very nearly emancipated
+from fear or dependence on English criticisms. In comparison with former
+days they care now very little what London says. This is an acknowledged
+fact. Whether it is the result of a sturdy growth at home or of a
+visible deterioration of the quality of the criticism--a want of the
+discriminating faculty--the Contributors' Club can, no doubt, point out.
+
+[In conclusion, Mr. Warner paid a brief but eloquent tribute to the
+Quaker poet.]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: _HENRY WATTERSON_
+
+_Photogravure after a photograph from life_]
+
+
+HENRY WATTERSON
+
+
+OUR WIVES
+
+ [Speech of Henry Watterson at the dinner held on the anniversary of
+ General W. T. Sherman's birthday, Washington, D. C., February 8,
+ 1883. Colonel George B. Corkhill presided, and introduced Mr.
+ Watterson to speak to the toast, "Our Wives."]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN:--When one undertakes to respond to such a sentiment
+as you do me the honor to assign me, he knows in advance that he is put,
+as it were, upon his good behavior. I recognize the justice of this and
+accepted the responsibility with the charge; though I may say that if
+General Sherman's wife resembles mine--and I very much suspect she
+does--he has a sympathy for me at the present moment. Once upon a festal
+occasion, a little late, quite after the hour when Cinderella was bidden
+by her godmother to go to bed, I happened to extol the graces and
+virtues of the newly wedded wife of a friend of mine, and finally, as a
+knockdown argument, I compared her to my own wife. "In this case," said
+he, dryly, "you'll catch it when you get home." It is a peculiarity they
+all have: not a ray of humor where the husband is concerned; to the best
+of them and to the last he must be and must continue to be--a hero!
+
+Now, I do not wish you to believe, nor to think that I myself believe,
+that all women make heroes of their husbands. Women are logical in
+nothing. They naturally hate mathematics. So, they would have their
+husbands be heroes only to the rest of the world. There is a charming
+picture by John Leech, the English satirist, which depicts Jones, who
+never looked askance at a woman in his life, sitting demurely at table,
+stuck with his nose on his plate, and Mrs. Jones opposite, redundant to
+a degree, observing with gratified severity, "Now, Mr. Jones, don't let
+me see you ogling those Smith girls again!" She, too, was like the
+rest--the good ones, I mean--seeing the world through her husband; no
+happiness but his comfort; no vanity but his glory; sacrificing herself
+to his wants, and where he proves inadequate putting her imagination out
+to service and bringing home a basket of flowers to deck his brow. Of
+our sweethearts the humorist hath it:--
+
+ "Where are the Marys and Anns and Elizas,
+ Lovely and loving of yore?
+ Look in the columns of old 'Advertisers,'
+ Married and dead by the score."
+
+But "our wives." We don't have far to look to find them; sometimes, I am
+told, you army gentlemen have been known to find them turning
+unexpectedly up along the ranges of the Rocky Mountains, and making
+their presence felt even as far as the halls of the Montezumas. Yet how
+should we get on without them? Rob mankind of his wife and time could
+never become a grandfather. Strange as you may think it our wives are,
+in a sense, responsible for our children; and I ask you seriously how
+could the world get on if it had no children? It might get on for a
+while, I do admit; but I challenge the boldest among you to say how long
+it could get on without "our wives." It would not only give out of
+children; in a little--a very little--while it would have no
+mother-in-law, nor sister-in-law, nor brother-in-law, nor any of those
+acquired relatives whom it has learned to love, and who have contributed
+so largely to its stock of harmless pleasure.
+
+But, as this is not exactly a tariff discussion, though a duty, I drop
+statistics; let me ask you what would become of the revenues of man if
+it were not for "our wives?" We should have no milliners but for "our
+wives." But for "our wives" those makers of happiness and furbelows,
+those fabricators of smiles and frills, those gentle beings who bias and
+scollop and do their sacking at both ends of the bill, and sometimes in
+the middle, would be compelled to shut up shop, retire from business,
+and return to the good old city of Mantua, whence they came. The world
+would grow too rich; albeit, on this promise I do not propose to
+construct an argument in favor of more wives. One wife is enough, two
+is too many, and more than two are an abomination everywhere, except in
+Utah and the halls of our national legislature.
+
+I beg you will forgive me. I do but speak in banter. It has been said
+that a good woman, fitly mated, grows doubly good; but how often have we
+seen a bad man mated to a good woman turned into a good man? Why, I
+myself was not wholly good till I married my wife; and, if the eminent
+soldier and gentleman in whose honor we are here--and may he be among us
+many and many another anniversary, yet always sixty-three--if he should
+tell the story of his life, I am sure he would say that its darkest
+hours were cherished, its brightest illuminated by the fair lady of a
+noble race, who stepped from the highest social eminence to place her
+hand in that of an obscure young subaltern of the line. The world had
+not become acquainted with him, but with the prophetic instinct of a
+true woman she discovered, as she has since developed, the mine. So it
+is with all "our wives." Whatever there is good in us they bring it out;
+wherefor may they be forever honored in the myriad of hearts they come
+to lighten and to bless. [Loud applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE PURITAN AND THE CAVALIER
+
+ [Speech of Henry Watterson at the eighty-ninth anniversary banquet
+ of the New England Society in the City of New York, December 22,
+ 1894. Elihu Root, President of the Society, introduced Mr.
+ Watterson in the following words: "Gentlemen, we are forced to
+ recognize the truth of the observation that all the people of New
+ England are not Puritans; we must admit an occasional exception. It
+ is equally true, I am told, that all the people of the South are
+ not cavaliers; but there is one cavalier without fear and without
+ reproach [applause], the splendid courage of whose convictions
+ shows how close together the highest examples of different types
+ can be among godlike men--a cavalier of the South, of southern
+ blood and southern life, who carries in thought and in deed all the
+ serious purpose and disinterested action that characterized the
+ Pilgrim Fathers whom we commemorate. He comes from an impressionist
+ State where the grass is blue [laughter], where the men are either
+ all white or all black, and where, we are told, quite often the
+ settlements are painted red. [Laughter.] He is a soldier, a
+ statesman, a scholar, and, above all, a lover; and among all the
+ world which loves a lover the descendants of those who, generation
+ after generation, with tears and laughter, have sympathized with
+ John Alden and Priscilla, cannot fail to open their hearts in
+ sympathy to Henry Watterson and his star-eyed goddess. [Applause.]
+ I have the honor and great pleasure of introducing him to respond
+ to the toast of 'The Puritan and the Cavalier.'"]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--Eight years ago, to-night, there
+stood where I am standing now a young Georgian, who, not without reason,
+recognized the "significance" of his presence here--"the first
+southerner to speak at this board"--a circumstance, let me add, not very
+creditable to any of us--and in words whose eloquence I cannot hope to
+recall, appealed from the New South to New England for a united country.
+
+He was my disciple, my protege, my friend. He came to me from the
+southern schools, where he had perused the arts of oratory and letters,
+to get a few hints in journalism, as he said; needing so few, indeed,
+that, but a little later, I sent him to one of the foremost journalists
+of this foremost city, bearing a letter of introduction, which described
+him as "the greatest boy ever born in Dixie, or anywhere else."
+
+He is gone now. But, short as his life was, its heaven-born mission was
+fulfilled; the dream of his childhood was realized; for he had been
+appointed by God to carry a message of peace on earth, good-will to men,
+and, this done, he vanished from the sight of mortal eyes, even as the
+dove from the ark.
+
+I mean to take up the word where Grady left it off, but I shall continue
+the sentence with a somewhat larger confidence, and, perhaps, with a
+somewhat fuller meaning; because, notwithstanding the Puritan trappings,
+traditions, and associations which surround me--visible illustrations of
+the self-denying fortitude of the Puritan character and the sombre
+simplicity of the Puritan taste and habit--I never felt less out of
+place in all my life.
+
+To tell you the truth, I am afraid that I have gained access here on
+false pretences; for I am no Cavalier at all; just plain Scotch-Irish;
+one of those Scotch-Irish southerners who ate no fire in the green leaf
+and has eaten no dirt in the brown, and who, accepting, for the moment,
+the terms Puritan and Cavalier in the sense an effete sectionalism once
+sought to ascribe to them--descriptive labels at once classifying and
+separating North and South--verbal redoubts along that mythical line
+called Mason and Dixon, over which there were supposed by the extremists
+of other days to be no bridges--I am much disposed to say, "A plague o'
+both your houses!"
+
+Each was good enough and bad enough in its way, whilst they lasted; each
+in its turn filled the English-speaking world with mourning; and each,
+if either could have resisted the infection of the soil and climate they
+found here, would be to-day striving at the sword's point to square life
+by the iron rule of Theocracy, or to round it by the dizzy whirl of a
+petticoat! It is very pretty to read about the Maypole in Virginia and
+very edifying and inspiring to celebrate the deeds of the Pilgrim
+Fathers. But there is not Cavalier blood enough left in the Old Dominion
+to produce a single crop of first families, whilst out in Nebraska and
+Iowa they claim that they have so stripped New England of her Puritan
+stock as to spare her hardly enough for farm hands. This I do know, from
+personal experience, that it is impossible for the stranger-guest,
+sitting beneath a bower of roses in the Palmetto Club at Charleston, or
+by a mimic log-heap in the Algonquin Club at Boston, to tell the
+assembled company apart, particularly after ten o'clock in the evening!
+Why, in that great, final struggle between the Puritans and the
+Cavaliers--which we still hear sometimes casually mentioned--although it
+ended nearly thirty years ago, there had been such a mixing up of
+Puritan babies and Cavalier babies during the two or three generations
+preceding it, that the surviving grandmothers of the combatants could
+not, except for their uniforms, have picked out their own on any field
+of battle!
+
+Turning to the Cyclopćdia of American Biography, I find that Webster had
+all the vices that are supposed to have signalized the Cavalier, and
+Calhoun all the virtues that are claimed for the Puritan. During twenty
+years three statesmen of Puritan origin were the chosen party leaders of
+Cavalier Mississippi: Robert J. Walker, born and reared in Pennsylvania;
+John A. Quitman, born and reared in New York, and Sargent S. Prentiss,
+born and reared in the good old State of Maine. That sturdy Puritan,
+John Slidell, never saw Louisiana until he was old enough to vote and
+to fight; native here--an alumnus of Columbia College--but sprung from
+New England ancestors. Albert Sidney Johnston, the most resplendent of
+modern Cavaliers--from tip to toe a type of the species--the very rose
+and expectancy of the young Confederacy--did not have a drop of Southern
+blood in his veins; Yankee on both sides of the house, though born in
+Kentucky a little while after his father and mother arrived there from
+Connecticut. The Ambassador who serves our Government near the French
+Republic was a gallant Confederate soldier and is a representative
+southern statesman; but he owns the estate in Massachusetts where his
+father was born, and where his father's fathers lived through many
+generations.
+
+And the Cavaliers, who missed their stirrups, somehow, and got into
+Yankee saddles? The woods were full of them. If Custer was not a
+Cavalier, Rupert was a Puritan. And Sherwood and Wadsworth and Kearny,
+and McPherson and their dashing companions and followers! The one
+typical Puritan soldier of the war--mark you!--was a Southern, and not a
+Northern, soldier; Stonewall Jackson, of the Virginia line. And, if we
+should care to pursue the subject farther back, what about Ethan Allen
+and John Stark and Mad Anthony Wayne--Cavaliers each and every one?
+Indeed, from Israel Putnam to "Buffalo Bill," it seems to me the
+Puritans have had rather the best of it in turning out Cavaliers. So the
+least said about the Puritan and the Cavalier--except as blessed
+memories or horrid examples--the better for historic accuracy.
+
+If you wish to get at the bottom facts, I don't mind telling you--in
+confidence--that it was we Scotch-Irish who vanquished both of you--some
+of us in peace--others of us in war--supplying the missing link of
+adaptability--the needed ingredient of common sense--the conservative
+principle of creed and action, to which this generation of Americans
+owes its intellectual and moral emancipation from frivolity and
+pharisaism--its rescue from the Scarlet Woman and the mailed hand--and
+its crystallization into a national character and polity, ruling by
+force of brains and not by force of arms.
+
+Gentlemen--Sir--I, too, have been to Boston. Strange as the admission
+may seem, it is true; and I live to tell the tale. I have been to
+Boston; and when I declare that I found there many things that suggested
+the Cavalier and did not suggest the Puritan, I shall not say I was
+sorry. But among other things, I found there a civilization perfect in
+its union of the art of living with the grace of life; an Americanism
+ideal in its simple strength. Grady told us, and told us truly, of that
+typical American who, in Dr. Talmage's mind's eye, was coming, but who,
+in Abraham Lincoln's actuality, had already come. In some recent studies
+into the career of that great man, I have encountered many startling
+confirmations of this judgment; and from that rugged trunk, drawing its
+sustenance from gnarled roots, interlocked with Cavalier sprays and
+Puritan branches deep beneath the soil, shall spring, is springing, a
+shapely tree--symmetric in all its parts--under whose sheltering boughs
+this nation shall have the new birth of freedom Lincoln promised it, and
+mankind the refuge which was sought by the forefathers when they fled
+from oppression. Thank God, the axe, the gibbet, and the stake have had
+their day. They have gone, let us hope, to keep company with the lost
+arts. It has been demonstrated that great wrongs may be redressed and
+great reforms be achieved without the shedding of one drop of human
+blood; that vengeance does not purify, but brutalizes; and that
+tolerance, which in private transactions is reckoned a virtue, becomes
+in public affairs a dogma of the most far-seeing statesmanship. Else how
+could this noble city have been redeemed from bondage? It was held like
+a castle of the Middle Ages by robber barons, who levied tribute right
+and left. Yet have the mounds and dykes of corruption been carried--from
+buttress to bell-tower the walls of crime have fallen--without a shot
+out of a gun, and still no fires of Smithfield to light the pathway of
+the victor, no bloody assizes to vindicate the justice of the cause; nor
+need of any.
+
+So I appeal from the men in silken hose who danced to music made by
+slaves--and called it freedom--from the men in bell-crowned hats, who
+led Hester Prynne to her shame--and called it religion--to that
+Americanism which reaches forth its arms to smite wrong with reason and
+truth, secure in the power of both. I appeal from the patriarchs of New
+England to the poets of New England; from Endicott to Lowell; from
+Winthrop to Longfellow; from Norton to Holmes; and I appeal in the name
+and by the rights of that common citizenship--of that common
+origin--back both of the Puritan and the Cavalier--to which all of us
+owe our being. Let the dead past, consecrated by the blood of its
+martyrs, not by its savage hatreds--darkened alike by kingcraft and
+priestcraft--let the dead past bury its dead. Let the present and the
+future ring with the song of the singers. Blessed be the lessons they
+teach, the laws they make. Blessed be the eye to see, the light to
+reveal. Blessed be Tolerance, sitting ever on the right hand of God to
+guide the way with loving word, as blessed be all that brings us nearer
+the goal of true religion, true Republicanism and true patriotism,
+distrust of watchwords and labels, shams and heroes, belief in our
+country and ourselves. It was not Cotton Mather, but John Greenleaf
+Whittier, who cried:
+
+ "Dear God and Father of us all,
+ Forgive our faith in cruel lies,
+ Forgive the blindness that denies.
+
+ "Cast down our idols--overturn
+ Our bloody altars--make us see
+ Thyself in Thy humanity!"
+
+[Applause and cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+HEMAN LINCOLN WAYLAND
+
+
+THE FORCE OF IDEAS
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Heman L. Wayland at the fourth annual dinner of
+ the New England Society of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, December 22,
+ 1884. Dr. Wayland, as President of the Society, occupied the chair,
+ and delivered the following address in welcoming the guests.]
+
+
+FELLOW NEW ENGLANDERS--Or, in view of our habitual modesty and
+self-depreciation, I ought, perhaps, rather to say, Fellow Pharisees
+[laughter]--I congratulate you that we are able to show our guests a
+little real New England weather--weather that recalls the sleigh-rides,
+and crossing the bridges, and the singing-school. You are reminded of
+the observation of the British tar, who, after a long cruise in the
+Mediterranean, as he came into the eternal fog which surrounds the
+"tight little island," exclaimed, "This is weather as is weather; none
+of your blasted blue sky for me!" [Laughter.]
+
+Let me also apologize to our guests for the extreme plainness and
+frugality of the entertainment. They will kindly make allowance, when
+they remember that this is washing-day. [Laughter.]
+
+I am aware that the occasion is so large as to dwarf all merely personal
+considerations; but I cannot omit to return you my thanks for the
+unmerited kindness which has placed me in the position I occupy. I must
+add that the position is at once the more honorable and the more
+onerous, because I am called to follow a gentleman whose administration
+of the office has been so superlatively successful.
+
+In making this allusion to my honored predecessor, I am reminded of an
+event in which we all feel a common pride. On the 25th of last June,
+amid the hills which overshadow Dartmouth College, our then president
+laid the corner-stone of "Rollins Chapel" for Christian worship, while
+on the same day, at the same place, on the grounds traversed in earlier
+years by Webster and Choate, another son of New England laid the
+corner-stone of the "Wilson Library Building." Thus does intelligent
+industry, large-hearted benevolence, and filial piety, plant upon the
+granite hills of New England the olive-groves of Academus and the palms
+of Judea. [Applause.]
+
+But perhaps there may be here some intelligent stranger who asks me to
+define an expression which is now and then heard on these occasions:
+"What is this New England of which you speak so seldom and so
+reluctantly? Is it a place?" Yes, it is a place; not indeed only a
+place, but it is a place; and he cannot know New England who has not
+traversed it from Watch Hill to Mount Washington, from Champlain to
+Passamaquoddy. In no other wise can one realize how the sterile soil and
+the bleak winds and the short summer have been the rugged parents of
+that thrift, that industry, that economy, that regard for the small
+savings, which have made New England the banker of America. As the
+population grew beyond the capacity of the soil, her sons from her
+myriad harbors swarmed out upon the sea, an army of occupation, and
+annexed the Grand Banks, making them national banks before the days of
+Secretary Chase. [Laughter.] When the limits of agriculture were
+reached, they enslaved the streams, and clothed the continent. They
+gathered hides from Iowa and Texas, and sold them, in the shape of
+boots, in Dubuque and Galveston. Sterile New England underlaid the
+imperial Northwest with mortgages, and overlaid it with insurance. I
+chanced to be in Chicago two or three days after the great fire of 1871.
+As I walked among the smoking ruins, if I saw a man with a cheerful air,
+I knew that he was a resident of Chicago; if I saw a man with a long
+face, I knew that he represented a Hartford insurance company.
+[Laughter.] Really, the cheerful resignation with which the Chicago
+people endured the losses of New England did honor to human nature.
+[Laughter.]
+
+Perhaps it is well that New England is not yet more sterile, for it
+would have owned the whole of the country, and would have monopolized
+all the wealth, as it has confessedly got a corner on all the virtues.
+
+And while the narrow limit of the season, called by courtesy "summer,"
+has enforced promptness and rapidity of action, the long winters have
+given pause for reflection, have fostered the red school-house, have
+engendered reading and discussion, have made her sons and her daughters
+thoughtful beings.
+
+The other day, in reading the life of a New England woman,[8] I met with
+a letter written when she was seventeen years old: "I have begun reading
+Dugald Stewart. How are my sources of enjoyment multiplied. By bringing
+into view the various systems of philosophers concerning the origin of
+our knowledge, he enlarges the mind, and extends the range of our ideas,
+... while clearly distinguishing between proper objects of inquiry and
+those that must forever remain inexplicable to man in the present state
+of his faculties. Reasonings from induction are delightful." [Laughter.]
+
+I think you will agree with me that only where there was a long winter,
+and long winter evenings, would such a letter be written by a girl in
+her teens.
+
+The question has often been asked why there are so many poets in New
+England. A traveller passing through Concord inquired, "How do all these
+people support themselves?" The answer was, "They all live by writing
+poems for 'The Atlantic Monthly.'" [Laughter.]
+
+Now, any one who thinks of it must see that it is the weather which
+makes all these poets, or rather the weathers, for there are so many. As
+Mr. Choate said: "Cold to-day, hot to-morrow; mercury at eighty in the
+morning, with wind at southeast; and in three hours more a sea-turn,
+wind at east, a thick fog from the bottom of the ocean, and a fall of
+forty degrees; now, so dry as to kill all the beans in New Hampshire;
+then, a flood, carrying off the bridges on the Penobscot; snow in
+Portsmouth in July, and the next day a man and a yoke of oxen killed by
+lightning down in Rhode Island." [Laughter.]
+
+The commonplace question: "How is the weather going to be?" gives a
+boundless play to the imagination, and makes a man a poet before he
+knows it. And then a poet must have grand subjects in nature. And what
+does a poet want that he does not find in New England? Wooded glens,
+mysterious ravines, inaccessible summits, hurrying rivers; the White
+Hills, keeping up, as Starr King said, "a perpetual peak against the
+sky"; the Old Man of the Mountains looking down the valley of the
+Pemigewasset, and hearing from afar the Ammonoosuc as it breaks into a
+hundred cataracts; Katahdin, Kearsarge, setting its back up higher than
+ever since that little affair off Cherbourg; the everlasting ocean
+inviting to adventure, inspiring to its own wild freedom, and making a
+harbor in every front yard, so that the hardy mariner can have his smack
+at his own doorstep. [Laughter.] (Need I say I mean his fishing-smack?)
+What more can a poet desire?
+
+And then life in New England, especially New England of the olden time,
+has been an epic poem. It was a struggle against obstacles and enemies,
+and a triumph over nature in behalf of human welfare.
+
+What would a poet sing about, I wonder, who lived on the Kankakee Flats?
+Of course, the epic poet must have a hero, and an enemy, and a war. The
+great enemy in those parts is shakes; so, as Virgil began, "I sing of
+arms and the man," the Kankakee poet would open:
+
+ "I sing the glories of cinchona and the man
+ Who first invented calomel."
+
+Yes, if the Pilgrims had landed upon the far Western prairies or the
+Southern savannas, they would never have made America; they would never
+have won a glory beyond that of Columbus, who only discovered America,
+whereas these men created it. [Applause.]
+
+But not a place alone. New England is also a race; the race that plants
+colonies and makes nations; the race that carries everywhere a free
+press, a free pulpit, an open Bible, and that has almost learned to
+spell and parse its own language; the race which began the battle for
+civil and religious liberty in the time of Elizabeth, which fought the
+good fight at Edgehill, which, beside Concord Bridge, "fired the shot
+heard round the world," which made a continent secure for liberty at
+Appomattox. [Applause.]
+
+And New England is not alone a place and a race; it is as well an idea,
+or a congeries of ideas, so closely joined as properly to be called but
+one; and this idea is not the idea of force, but the force of ideas.
+
+But, gentlemen, I am in danger of forgetting that a marked
+characteristic of New Englanders is an unwillingness to talk, and
+especially to talk about themselves. And I know that you are eager to
+listen to the illustrious men whom we have the honor to gather about our
+humble board this evening.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CAUSES OF UNPOPULARITY
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Heman L. Wayland at the eighty-fourth annual
+ dinner of the New England Society in the City of New York, December
+ 23, 1889. The President, Cornelius N. Bliss, proposed the query for
+ Dr. Wayland, "Why are New Englanders Unpopular?" enforcing it with
+ the following quotations: "Do you question me as an honest man
+ should do for my simple true judgment?" [Much Ado About Nothing,
+ Act I, Sc. I], and "Merit less solid less despite has bred: the man
+ that makes a character makes foes" [Edward Young]. Turning to Dr.
+ Wayland, Mr. Bliss said: "Our sister, the New England Society of
+ Philadelphia, to-night sends us greeting in the person of her
+ honored President, whom I have the pleasure of presenting to you."
+ The eloquence of Dr. Wayland was loudly applauded; and Chauncey M.
+ Depew declared that he had heard one of the best speeches to which
+ he had ever listened at a New England dinner.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--That I am here this evening is as
+complete a mystery to me as to you. I do not know why your Society, at
+whose annual meetings orators are as the sand upon the seashore for
+multitude, should call upon Philadelphia, a city in which the acme of
+eloquence is attained by a Friends' Yearly Meeting, "sitting under the
+canopy of silence." I can only suppose that you designed to relieve the
+insufferable brilliancy of your annual festival, that you wished to
+dilute the highly-flavored, richly-colored, full-bodied streams of the
+Croton with the pure, limpid, colorless (or, at any rate, only
+drab-colored) waters of the Schuylkill. [Laughter.]
+
+My first and wiser impulse was to decline the invitation with which you
+honored me, or rather the Society of which I am the humblest member.
+But I considered the great debt we have been under to you for the loan
+of many of your most accomplished speakers: of Curtis, whose diction is
+chaste as the snows of his own New England, while his zeal for justice
+is as fervid as her July sun; of Depew, who, as I listen to him, makes
+me believe that the doctrine of transmigration is true, and that in a
+former day his soul occupied the body of one of the Puritan fathers, and
+that for some lapse he was compelled to spend a period of time in the
+body of a Hollander [laughter]; of Beaman,[9] one of the lights of your
+bar; of Evarts, who, whether as statesman or as orator, delights in
+making historic periods. And this year you have favored us with General
+Porter,[10] whom we have been trying to capture for our annual dinner,
+it seems to me, ever since the Mayflower entered Plymouth Bay.
+
+We have condoled with these honored guests as they with tears have told
+us of their pitiful lot, have narrated to us how, when they might have
+been tilling the soil (or what passes for soil) of the New Hampshire
+hills, shearing their lambs, manipulating their shares (with the aid of
+plough-handles), and watering their stock at the nearest brook, and
+might have been on speaking acquaintance with the Ten Commandments and
+have indulged a hope of some day going to heaven, and possibly to Boston
+[laughter]--on the other hand, a hard fate has compelled them to be
+millionaires, living in palaces on Murray Hill, to confine their
+agricultural operations to the Swamp, and to eke out a precarious
+livelihood by buying what they do not want and selling what they have
+not got. [Laughter and applause.] Remembering this debt, I thought that
+it was at least due to you that, in recognition of your courtesy, I
+should come over and confess judgment, and put you out of suspense by
+telling you at once that the assets will not pay for the expenses of
+distribution. The best I can do is to make you a preferred creditor.
+[Laughter.] I have heard that an Israelite without guile, doing business
+down in Chatham Street, called his creditors together, and offered them
+in settlement his note for ten per cent, on their claims, payable in
+four months. His brother, one of the largest creditors, rather "kicked";
+but the debtor took him aside and said, "Do not make any objections,
+and I will make you a preferred creditor." [Laughter and applause.] So
+the proposal was accepted by all. Presently, the preferred brother said,
+"Well, I should like what is coming to me." "Oh," was the reply, "you
+won't get anything; they won't any of them get anything." "But I thought
+I was a preferred creditor." "So you are. These notes will not be paid
+when they come due; but it will take them four months to find out that
+they are not going to get anything. But you know it now; you see you are
+preferred." [Renewed laughter.]
+
+In casting about for a subject (in case I should unhappily be called on
+to occupy your attention for a moment), I had thought on offering a few
+observations upon Plymouth Rock; but I was deterred by a weird and lurid
+announcement which I saw in your papers, appearing in connection with
+the name of an eminent clothing dealer, which led me to apprehend that
+Plymouth Rock was getting tired. [Laughter.] The announcement read,
+"Plymouth Rock pants!" I presumed that Plymouth Rock was tired in
+advance, at the prospect of being trotted out once more, from the Old
+Colony down to New Orleans, thence to San Francisco, thence to the
+cities of the unsalted seas, and so on back to the point of departure.
+[Great laughter.] Upon fuller examination, I found that the legend read,
+"Plymouth Rock pants for $3." It seemed to me that, without solicitation
+on my part, there ought to be public spirit enough in this audience to
+make up this evening the modest sum which would put Plymouth Rock at
+ease. [Great laughter.]
+
+As I look along this board, Mr. President, and gaze upon these faces
+radiant with honesty, with industry, with wisdom, with benevolence, with
+frugality, and, above all, with a contented and cheerful poverty, I am
+led to ask the question, suggested by the topic assigned me in the
+programme, "Why are we New Englanders so unpopular?" Why those phrases,
+always kept in stock by provincial orators and editors, "the mean
+Yankees," "the stingy Yankees," "the close-fisted Yankees," "the
+tin-peddling Yankees," and, above all, the terse and condensed
+collocation, "those d----d--those blessed Yankees," the blessing being
+comprised between two d's, as though conferred by a benevolent doctor of
+divinity. [Laughter.] I remember in the olden time, in the years beyond
+the flood, when the Presidential office was vacant and James Buchanan
+was drawing the salary, at a period before the recollection of any one
+present except myself, although possibly my esteemed friend, your
+secretary, Mr. Hubbard, may have heard his grandparents speak of it as a
+reminiscence of his youth, there was a poem going about, descriptive of
+the feelings of our brethren living between us and the Equator, running
+somewhat thus:
+
+ "'Neath the shade of the gum-tree the Southerner sat,
+ A-twisting the brim of his palmetto hat,
+ And trying to lighten his mind of a'load
+ By humming the words of the following ode:
+ 'Oh! for a nigger, and oh! for a whip;
+ Oh! for a cocktail, and oh! for a nip;
+ Oh! for a shot at old Greeley and Beecher;
+ Oh! for a crack at a Yankee school-teacher.'
+ And so he kept oh-ing for all he had not,
+ Not contented with owing for all that he'd got."
+
+Why does the world minify our intelligence by depreciating our favorite
+article of diet, and express the ultimate extreme of mental pauperism by
+saying of him on whose intellect they would heap contempt, "He doesn't
+know beans"? [Laughter.] And it is within my recollection that there was
+a time when it was proposed to reconstruct the Union of the States, with
+New England left out. Why, I repeat it, the intense unpopularity of New
+England?
+
+For one thing, it seems to me, we are hated because of our virtues; we
+are ostracized because men are tired of hearing about "New England, the
+good." The virtues of New England seem to italicize the moral poverty of
+mankind at large. The fact that the very first act of our foremothers,
+even before the landing was made, two hundred and sixty-nine years ago,
+was to go on shore and do up the household linen, which had suffered
+from the voyage of ninety days, is a perpetual reproof to those nations
+among whom there is a great opening for soap, who have a great many
+saints' days, but no washing day. [Laughter and applause.] When men
+nowadays are disposed to steal a million acres from the Indians, it
+detracts from their enjoyment to read what Governor Josiah Winslow wrote
+in _1676_: "I think I can clearly say that, before the present troubles
+broke out, the English did not possess one foot of land in this colony
+but what was fairly obtained by honest purchase of the Indian
+proprietors." When our fellow-citizens of other States look at their
+public buildings, every stone in which tells of unpaid loans; when they
+remember how they have scaled and scaled the unfortunate people who were
+guilty of the crime of having money to lend, until the creditors might
+be considered obnoxious to the Mosaic law, which looked with disfavor
+upon scaleless fish, it is naturally aggravating to them to remember
+that, at the close of King Philip's war, Plymouth Colony was owing a
+debt more than equal to the personal property of the colony, and that
+the debt was paid to the last cent [applause]; to remember the time, not
+very far gone by, when the Bay State paid the interest on her bonds in
+gold, though it cost her two hundred and seventy-six cents on every
+dollar to do it, and when it was proposed to commend the bonds of the
+United States to the bankers of the world by placing upon them the
+indorsement of Massachusetts [applause]; to remember that never has New
+England learned to articulate the letters that spell the word
+"Repudiation." [Great applause.]
+
+To those members of the human family who are disposed to entertain too
+high an estimate of themselves there is something aggravating in the
+extreme humility and sensitive self-depreciation of the real New
+Englander.
+
+And the virtues of New England are all the more offensive because they
+are exhibited in such a way as to take from her enemies the comfort that
+grows out of a grievance. Said a Chicago wife, "It is real mean for
+Charlie to be so good to me; I want to get a divorce and go on the
+stage; but he is so kind I cannot help loving him, and that is what
+makes me hate him so." When there comes the news that some far-off
+region is desolated by fire, or flood, or tempest, or pestilence, the
+first thing is a meeting in the metropolis of New England, and the
+dispatching of food and funds and physicians and nurses; and the
+relieved sufferers are compelled to murmur, "Oh, dear, it is too bad! We
+want to hate them, and they won't let us." [Applause.]
+
+One can manage to put up with goodness, however, if it is not too
+obtrusive. The honored daughter of Connecticut, the author of "Uncle
+Tom" and "Dred," now in the peaceful evening of her days,[11] has said,
+"What is called goodness is often only want of force." A good man,
+according to the popular idea, is a man who doesn't get in anybody's
+way. But the restless New Englanders not only have virtues, but they
+have convictions which are perpetually asserting themselves in the most
+embarrassing manner. [Applause.] I pass over the time, two centuries
+ago, when Cromwell and Hampden, those New Englanders who have never seen
+New England, made themselves exceedingly offensive to Charles I, and
+gave him at last a practical lesson touching the continuity of the
+spinal column.
+
+Later, when our fellow-citizens desired to "wallop their own niggers,"
+and to carry the patriarchal institution wherever the American flag
+went, they were naturally irritated at hearing that there was a handful
+of meddling fanatics down in Essex County who, in their misguided and
+malevolent ingenuity, had invented what they called liberty and human
+rights. [Applause.] Presently, when it was proposed (under the
+inspiration of a man recently deceased, who will stand in history as a
+monument to the clemency and magnanimity of a great and free people) to
+break up the Union in order to insure the perpetuity of slavery, then a
+man, plain of speech, rude of garb[12] descended from the Lincolns of
+Hingham, in Plymouth County, sounded a rally for Union and freedom
+[tremendous applause]; and, hark! there is the tramp, tramp of the
+fishermen from Marblehead; there are the Connecticut boys from old
+Litchfield; and there is the First Rhode Island; and there are the
+sailors from Casco Bay; and the farmers' sons from old Coos, and from
+along the Onion River, their hearts beating with the enthusiasm of
+liberty, while their steps keep pace with the drum-beat that salutes the
+national flag. [Applause.] And, see! is that a thunder-cloud in the
+North? No, it is the Fifty-fourth Massachusetts, made up of American
+citizens of African descent, officered by the best blood of Suffolk, and
+at their head Robert G. Shaw, going down to die in the trenches before
+Fort Wagner. And there is the man whom a kindly Providence yet spares to
+us, descended from the Shermans of Connecticut, preparing for the march
+that is to cleave the Confederacy in twain. [Cheers for General
+Sherman.] And there is the silent man, eight generations removed from
+Matthew Grant (who landed at Dorchester in 1630), destined to make the
+continent secure for liberty and to inaugurate the New South, dating
+from Appomattox, with traditions of freedom, teeming with a prosperity
+rivalling that of New England, a prosperity begotten of the marriage of
+labor and intelligence. [Continued applause.]
+
+In times somewhat more recent, when a political campaign was under full
+headway, and when politicians were husbanding truth with their wonted
+frugality and dispensing fiction with their habitual lavishness, there
+sprung up a man removed by only two generations from the Lows of Salem,
+who, in the resources of a mind capable of such things, devised what he
+was pleased to call "Sunday-school politics"; who has had the further
+hardihood to be made president of the college which is the glory of your
+metropolis, designing, no doubt, to infuse into the mind of the tender
+youth of the New Amsterdam his baleful idea, which, so far as I can make
+out, has as its essence the conduct of political affairs on the basis of
+the Decalogue.
+
+The campaign over, when the victors are rolling up their sleeves and are
+preparing to dispense the spoils according to the hunger and thirst of
+their retainers, to their amazed horror there is heard the voice of a
+native of Rhode Island, who has conceived a scheme almost too monstrous
+for mention, which he designates "Civil Service Reform," and who with
+characteristic effrontery has got up a society, of which he is
+president, for the purpose of diffusing his blood-curdling sentiments.
+Do we need to look further for a reply to the question, "Why are the New
+Englanders unpopular?" Almost any man is unpopular who goes around with
+his pockets full of moral dynamite. [Applause.]
+
+But perhaps I have not yet reached the most essential cause of the
+odium. Men will forgive a man almost anything if he only fails; but we,
+alas! have committed the crime of success. [Laughter and applause.] It
+makes people angry when they see New England prospering, influential,
+the banker of the country, leading public sentiment, shaping
+legislation. Men would not mind so much if this success were attained
+by a happy accident, or were the result of a favoring fortune; but it is
+aggravating to see the New Englanders, to whom Providence has given
+nothing but rocks and ice and weather--a great deal of it--and a
+thermometer [laughter], yet mining gold in Colorado, chasing the walrus
+off the Aleutian Islands, building railroads in Dakota, and covering
+half the continent with insurance, and underlying it with a mortgage.
+Success is the one unpardonable crime. [Renewed laughter and applause.]
+
+It is true, when a man has so far acknowledged his participation in the
+common frailty as to die, then men begin to condone his faults; and by
+the time he is dead one or two hundred years they find him quite
+tolerable. An eminent ecclesiastic in the Anglican Church recently
+pronounced the greatest of the Puritans, Oliver Cromwell, "the most
+righteous ruler England ever had." A man who is dead is out of the way.
+We live in the home which he built, and are not disturbed by the chips
+and sawdust and noise, and perhaps the casualties and mistakes, which
+attended its building. I will offer a definition (without charge) to the
+editors of the magnificent "Century Dictionary": "Saint--a man with
+convictions, who has been dead a hundred years; canonized now,
+cannonaded then." [Laughter and applause.]
+
+We are building monuments now to the Abolitionists. It is quite possible
+that when a hundred winters shall have shed their snows upon the lonely
+grave at North Elba, the Old Dominion will take pride in the fact that
+she for a little while gave a home to the latest--I trust not the
+last--of the Puritans; and the traveller, in 1959, as he goes through
+Harper's Ferry, may see upon the site of the old engine-house, looking
+out upon the regenerate Commonwealth, cunningly graven in bronze, copied
+perhaps from the bust in your own Union League, the undaunted features
+of John Brown. [Applause.] And the South that is to be, standing
+uncovered beside the grave of the Union soldier, will say: "It was for
+us, too, that he died," and will render beside the tomb in the capital
+city of Illinois a reverence akin to that which she pays amid the shades
+of Mount Vernon. [Great applause.]
+
+The Czar of to-day honors the memory of John Howard (who died a hundred
+years ago next January), and offers 15,000 roubles for an essay on his
+life; but when George Kennan, following in the steps of Howard, draws
+back the curtain and shows the shuddering horrors in the prisons of
+Siberia, the Czar would willingly offer much more than 15,000 roubles
+for a successful essay upon his life. John Howard sleeps in innocuous
+silence at Kherson; George Kennan speaks through the everywhere-present
+press to the court of last appeal, the civilized world. [Applause.]
+
+There was not much money, there was not much popularity then, in being a
+Puritan, in being a Pilgrim; there is not much profit, there is not much
+applause, in being to-day a son of the Puritans, in standing as they did
+for great ideas and convictions, for liberty and righteousness, in
+holding the same relation to our age that they held to theirs. But let
+us be satisfied if, through unpopularity and loneliness and obloquy, we
+shall have done our duty as they did theirs, and let us hope that when
+another hundred years have passed, and when the ideal of to-day has
+become the commonplace of to-morrow, another generation may write over
+your grave and mine, "A Son of the Puritans."
+
+
+
+
+DANIEL WEBSTER
+
+
+THE CONSTITUTION AND THE UNION
+
+ [Speech of Daniel Webster at the dinner of the New England Society
+ in the City of New York, December 23, 1850. The early published
+ form of this address is very rare. It bears the following
+ title-page: "Speech of Mr. Webster at the Celebration of the New
+ York New England Society, December 23, 1850. Washington: printed by
+ Gideon & Co., 1851." The presiding officer of the celebration,
+ Moses H. Grinnell, asked attention of the company to a toast not on
+ the catalogue. He gave, "The Constitution and the Union, and their
+ Chief Defender." This sentiment was received with great applause,
+ which became most tumultuous when Mr. Webster rose to respond.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW YORK NEW ENGLAND
+SOCIETY:--Ye sons of New England! Ye brethren of the kindred tie! I
+have come hither to-night, not without some inconvenience, that I might
+behold a congregation whose faces bear lineaments of a New England
+origin, and whose hearts beat with full New England pulsations.
+[Cheers.] I willingly make the sacrifice. I am here, to meet this
+assembly of the great off-shoot of the Pilgrim Society of Massachusetts,
+the Pilgrim Society of New York. And, gentlemen, I shall begin what I
+have to say, which is but little, by tendering to you my thanks for the
+invitation extended to me, and by wishing you, one and all, every kind
+of happiness and prosperity.
+
+Gentlemen, this has been a stormy, a cold, a boisterous and inclement
+day. The winds have been harsh, the skies have been severe; and if we
+had no houses over our heads; if we had no shelter against this howling
+and freezing tempest; if we were wan and worn out; if half of us were
+sick and tired, and ready to descend into the grave; if we were on the
+bleak coast of Plymouth, houseless, homeless, with nothing over our
+heads but the Heavens, and that God who sits above the Heavens; if we
+had distressed wives on our arms, and hungry and shivering children
+clinging to our skirts, we should see something, and feel something, of
+that scene, which, in the providence of God, was enacted at Plymouth on
+December 22, 1620.
+
+
+[Illustration: _THE NATIONAL MONUMENT TO THE FOREFATHERS_
+
+_Photogravure after a photograph_
+
+ The corner-stone of the National Monument to the Forefathers at
+ Plymouth, Mass., was laid August 2, 1859. The monument was
+ completed in October, 1888, and dedicated with appropriate
+ ceremonies, August 1, 1889. It is built entirely of granite. The
+ plan of the principal pedestal is octagonal, with four small, and
+ four large faces; from the small faces project four buttresses. On
+ the main pedestal stands the heroic figure of Faith, said to be the
+ largest and finest piece of granite statuary in the world. The
+ sculptor was Joseph Archie, a Spaniard. Upon the four buttresses
+ are seated figures emblematical of the principles upon which the
+ Pilgrims founded their Commonwealth--Morality, Education, Law, and
+ Freedom. Each was wrought from a solid block of granite. On the
+ face of the buttresses, beneath these figures are alto-reliefs in
+ marble, representing scenes from Pilgrim history. Upon the four
+ faces of the main pedestal are large panels for records. The right
+ and left panels contain the names of those who came over in the
+ Mayflower. The rear panel is plain, being reserved for an
+ inscription at some future day. The front panel is inscribed as
+ follows: "National Monument to the Forefathers. Erected by a
+ grateful people in remembrance of their labors, sacrifices and
+ sufferings for the cause of civil and religious liberty."]
+
+
+Thanks to Almighty God, who from that distressed, early condition of our
+fathers, has raised us to a height of prosperity and of happiness, which
+they neither enjoyed, nor could have anticipated! We have learned much
+of them; they could have foreseen little of us. Would to God, my
+friends, would to God, that when we carry our affections and our
+recollections back to that period, we could arm ourselves with something
+of the stern virtues which supported them, in that hour of peril, and
+exposure, and suffering. Would to God that we possessed that
+unconquerable resolution, stronger than bars of brass or iron, which
+nerved their hearts; that patience, "sovereign o'er transmuted ill,"
+and, above all, that faith, that religious faith, which, with eyes fast
+fixed upon Heaven, tramples all things earthly beneath her triumphant
+feet! [Applause.]
+
+Gentlemen, the scenes of this world change. What our ancestors saw and
+felt, we shall not see nor feel. What they achieved, it is denied to us
+even to attempt. The severer duties of life, requiring the exercise of
+the stern and unbending virtues, were theirs. They were called upon for
+the exhibition of those austere qualities, which, before they came to
+the Western wilderness, had made them what they were. Things have
+changed. In the progress of society, the fashions, the habits of life,
+and all its conditions, have changed. Their rigid sentiments, and their
+tenets, apparently harsh and exclusive, we are not called on, in every
+respect, to imitate or commend; or rather to imitate, for we should
+commend them always, when we consider that state of society in which
+they had been adopted, and in which they seemed necessary. Our fathers
+had that religious sentiment, that trust in Providence, that
+determination to do right, and to seek, through every degree of toil and
+suffering, the honor of God, and the preservation of their liberties,
+which we shall do well to cherish, to imitate, and to equal, so far as
+God may enable us. It may be true, and it is true, that in the progress
+of society the milder virtues have come to belong more especially to our
+day and our condition. The Pilgrims had been great sufferers from
+intolerance; it was not unnatural that their own faith and practice, as
+a consequence, should become somewhat intolerant. This is the common
+infirmity of human nature. Man retaliates on man. It is to be hoped,
+however, that the greater spread of the benignant principles of
+religion, and of the divine charity of Christianity, has, to some
+extent, improved the sentiments which prevailed in the world at that
+time. No doubt the "first comers," as they were called, were attached to
+their own forms of public worship and to their own particular and
+strongly cherished religious sentiments. No doubt they esteemed those
+sentiments, and the observances which they practised, to be absolutely
+binding on all, by the authority of the word of God. It is true, I
+think, in the general advancement of human intelligence, that we find
+what they do not seem to have found, that a greater toleration of
+religious opinion, a more friendly feeling toward all who profess
+reverence for God, and obedience to His commands, is not inconsistent
+with the great and fundamental principles of religion--I might rather
+say is, itself, one of those fundamental principles. So we see in our
+day, I think, without any departure from the essential principles of our
+fathers, a more enlarged and comprehensive Christian philanthropy. It
+seems to be the American destiny, the mission which God has intrusted to
+us here on this shore of the Atlantic, the great conception and the
+great duty to which we are born, to show that all sects, and all
+denominations, professing reverence for the authority of the Author of
+our being, and belief in His Revelations, may be safely tolerated
+without prejudice either to our religion or to our liberties. [Cheers.]
+
+We are Protestants, generally speaking; but you all know that there
+presides at the head of the Supreme Judicature of the United States a
+Roman Catholic; and no man, I suppose, through the whole United States,
+imagines that the judicature of the country is less safe, that the
+administration of public justice is less respectable or less secure,
+because the Chief Justice of the United States has been, and is, an
+ardent adherent to that religion. And so it is in every department of
+society amongst us. In both Houses of Congress, in all public offices,
+and all public affairs, we proceed on the idea that a man's religious
+belief is a matter above human law; that it is a question to be settled
+between him and his Maker, because he is responsible to none but his
+Maker for adopting or rejecting revealed truth. And here is the great
+distinction which is sometimes overlooked, and which I am afraid is now
+too often overlooked, in this land, the glorious inheritance of the sons
+of the Pilgrims. Men, for their religious sentiments, are accountable to
+God, and to God only. Religion is both a communication and a tie between
+man and his Maker; and to his own master every man standeth or falleth.
+But when men come together in society, establish social relations, and
+form governments for the protection of the rights of all, then it is
+indispensable that this right of private judgment should in some measure
+be relinquished and made subservient to the judgment of the whole.
+Religion may exist while every man is left responsible only to God.
+Society, civil rule, the civil state, cannot exist, while every man is
+responsible to nobody and to nothing but to his own opinion. And our New
+England ancestors understood all this quite well. Gentlemen, there is
+the "Constitution" which was adopted on board the Mayflower in November,
+1620, while that bark of immortal memory was riding at anchor in the
+harbor of Cape Cod. What is it? Its authors honored God; they professed
+to obey all His commandments, and to live ever and in all things in His
+obedience. But they say, nevertheless, that for the establishment of a
+civil polity, for the greater security and preservation of their civil
+rights and liberties, they agree that the laws and ordinances, and I am
+glad they put in the word "constitutions," invoking the name of the
+Deity on their resolution; they say, that these laws and ordinances, and
+constitutions, which may be established by those they should appoint to
+enact them, they, in all due submission and obedience, will support.
+
+This constitution is not long. I will read it. It invokes a religious
+sanction and the authority of God on their civil obligations; for it was
+no doctrine of theirs that civil obedience was a mere matter of
+expediency. Here it is:
+
+ "In the name of God, Amen: We whose names are underwritten, the
+ loyal subjects of our dread Sovereign Lord, King James, by the
+ Grace of God, of Great Britain, France, and Ireland, King, and
+ Defender of the Faith, etc., having undertaken, for the glory of
+ God and advancement of the Christian faith, and honor of our King
+ and country, a voyage to plant the first colony in the heathen
+ parts of Virginia, do by these presents solemnly and mutually, in
+ the presence of God and of one another, covenant and combine
+ ourselves together into a civil body politic, for our better
+ ordering and preservation, and furtherance of the ends aforesaid,
+ and by virtue hereof to enact, constitute, and frame such just and
+ equal laws, ordinances, acts, constitutions, and offices, from time
+ to time, as shall be thought most meet and convenient for the
+ general good of the colony; unto which we promise all due
+ submission and obedience."
+
+The right of private judgment in matters between the Creator and
+himself, and submission and obedience to the will of the whole, upon
+whatsoever respects civil polity and the administration of such affairs
+as concerned the colony about to be established, they regarded as
+entirely consistent; and the common sense of mankind, lettered and
+unlettered, everywhere establishes and confirms this sentiment. Indeed,
+all must see, that it is the very ligament, the very tie, which connects
+man to man, in the social system; and these sentiments are embodied in
+that constitution. Gentlemen, discourse on this topic might be enlarged,
+but I pass from it.
+
+Gentlemen, we are now two hundred and thirty years from that great
+event. There is the Mayflower [pointing to a small figure of a ship, in
+the form of confectionery, that stood before him]. There is a little
+resemblance, but a correct one, of the Mayflower. Sons of New England!
+there was in ancient times a ship that carried Jason to the acquisition
+of the Golden Fleece. There was a flag-ship at the battle of Actium
+which made Augustus Cćsar master of the world. In modern times, there
+have been flag-ships which have carried Hawkes, and Howe, and Nelson on
+the other continent, and Hull, and Decatur, and Stewart, on this, to
+triumph. What are they all; what are they all, in the chance of
+remembrance among men, to that little bark, the Mayflower, which reached
+these shores on December 22, 1620. Yes, brethren of New England, yes!
+that Mayflower was a flower destined to be of perpetual bloom! [Cheers.]
+Its verdure will stand the sultry blasts of summer, and the chilling
+winds of autumn. It will defy winter; it will defy all climate, and all
+time, and will continue to spread its petals to the world, and to
+exhale an ever-living odor and fragrance to the last syllable of
+recorded time. [Cheers.]
+
+Gentlemen, brethren, ye of New England! whom I have come some hundreds
+of miles to meet this night, let me present to you one of the most
+distinguished of those personages who came hither on the deck of the
+Mayflower. Let me fancy that I now see Elder William Brewster entering
+the door at the further end of this hall. A tall and erect figure, of
+plain dress, of no elegance of manner beyond a respectful bow, mild and
+cheerful, but of no merriment that reaches beyond a smile. Let me
+suppose that his image stood now before us, or that it was looking in
+upon this assembly.
+
+"Are ye, are ye," he would say, with a voice of exultation, and yet
+softened with melancholy, "Are ye our children? Does this scene of
+refinement, of elegance, of riches, of luxury, does all this come from
+our labors? Is this magnificent city, the like of which we never saw nor
+heard of on either continent, is this but an offshoot from Plymouth
+Rock?
+
+ "'... Quis jam locus ...
+ Quć regio in terris nostri non plena laboris?'
+
+"Is this one part of the great reward, for which my brethren and myself
+endured lives of toil and of hardship? We had faith and hope. God
+granted us the spirit to look forward, and we did look forward. But this
+scene we never anticipated. Our hopes were on another life. Of earthly
+gratifications we tasted little; for human honors we had little
+expectation. Our bones lie on the hill in Plymouth churchyard, obscure,
+unmarked, secreted to preserve our graves from the knowledge of savage
+foes. No stone tells where we lie. And yet, let me say to you, who are
+our descendants, who possess this glorious country, and all it contains,
+who enjoy this hour of prosperity, and the thousand blessings showered
+upon it by the God of your fathers, we envy you not; we reproach you
+not. Be rich, be prosperous, be enlightened. Live in pleasure, if such
+be your allotment on earth; but live, also, always to God and to duty.
+Spread yourselves and your children over the continent; accomplish the
+whole of your great destiny; and if so be, that through the whole you
+carry Puritan hearts with you; if you still cherish an undying love of
+civil and religious liberty, and mean to enjoy them yourselves, and are
+willing to shed your heart's blood to transmit them to your posterity,
+then are you worthy descendants of Carver and Allerton and Bradford, and
+the rest of those who landed from stormy seas on the rock of Plymouth."
+[Loud and prolonged cheers.]
+
+Gentlemen, that little vessel, on December 22, 1620, made her safe
+landing on the shore of Plymouth. She had been tossed on a tempestuous
+ocean; she approached the New England coast under circumstances of great
+distress and trouble; yet amidst all the disasters of her voyage, she
+accomplished her end, and she placed the feet of a hundred precious
+souls on the shore of the New World.
+
+Gentlemen, let her be considered this night as an emblem of New England,
+as New England now is. New England is a ship, stanch, strong,
+well-built, and particularly well-manned. She may be occasionally thrown
+into the trough of the sea, by the violence of winds and waves, and may
+wallow there for a time; but, depend upon it, she will right herself.
+She will, ere long, come round to the wind, and will obey her helm.
+[Cheers and applause.]
+
+We have hardly begun, my brethren, to realize the vast importance, on
+human society, and on the history and happiness of the world, of the
+voyage of that little vessel which brought the love of civil and
+religious liberty hither, and the Bible, the Word of God, for the
+instruction of the future generations of men. We have hardly begun to
+realize the consequences of that voyage. Heretofore the extension of our
+race, following our New England ancestry, has crept along the shore. But
+now the race has extended. It has crossed the continent. It has not only
+transcended the Alleghany, but has capped the Rocky Mountains. It is now
+upon the shores of the Pacific; and on this day, or if not on this day,
+then this day twelvemonth, descendants of New England will there
+celebrate the landing--[A Voice: "To-day; they celebrate to-day."]
+
+God bless them! Here's to the health and success of the California
+Society of Pilgrims assembled on the shores of the Pacific. [Prolonged
+applause.] And it shall yet go hard, if the three hundred millions of
+people of China--if they are intelligent enough to understand
+anything--shall not one day hear and know something of the Rock of
+Plymouth too! [Laughter and cheers.]
+
+But, gentlemen, I am trespassing too long on your time. [Cries of "No,
+no! Go on!"] I am taking too much of what belongs to others. My voice is
+neither a new voice, nor is it the voice of a young man. It has been
+heard before in this place, and the most that I have thought or felt
+concerning New England history and New England principles, has been
+before, in the course of my life, said here or elsewhere.
+
+Your sentiment, Mr. President, which called me up before this meeting,
+is of a larger and more comprehensive nature. It speaks of the
+Constitution under which we live; of the Union, which for sixty years
+has been over us, and made us associates, fellow-citizens of those who
+settled at Yorktown and the mouth of the Mississippi and their
+descendants, and now, at last, of those who have come from all corners
+of the earth and assembled in California. I confess I have had my doubts
+whether the republican system under which we live could be so vastly
+extended without danger of dissolution. Thus far, I willingly admit, my
+apprehensions have not been realized. The distance is immense; the
+intervening country is vast. But the principle on which our Government
+is established, the representative system, seems to be indefinitely
+expansive; and wherever it does extend, it seems to create a strong
+attachment to the Union and the Constitution that protects it. I believe
+California and New Mexico have had new life inspired into all their
+people. They consider themselves subjects of a new being, a new
+creation, a new existence. They are not the men they thought themselves
+to be, now that they find they are members of this great Government, and
+hailed as citizens of the United States of America. I hope, in the
+providence of God, as this system of States and representative
+governments shall extend, that it will be strengthened. In some respects
+the tendency is to strengthen it. Local agitations will disturb it less.
+If there has been on the Atlantic coast, somewhere south of the
+Potomac--and I will not define further where it is--if there has been
+dissatisfaction, that dissatisfaction has not been felt in California;
+it has not been felt that side the Rocky Mountains. It is a localism,
+and I am one of those who believe that our system of government is not
+to be destroyed by localisms, North or South! [Cheers.] No; we have our
+private opinions, State prejudices, local ideas; but over all,
+submerging all, drowning all, is that great sentiment, that always, and
+nevertheless, we are all Americans. It is as Americans that we are
+known, the whole world over. Who asks what State you are from, in
+Europe, or in Africa, or in Asia? Is he an American--is he of us? Does
+he belong to the flag of the country? Does that flag protect him? Does
+he rest under the eagle and the Stars and Stripes? If he does, if he is,
+all else is subordinate and worthy of little concern. [Cheers.]
+
+Now it is our duty, while we live on the earth, to cherish this
+sentiment, to make it prevail over the whole country, even if that
+country should spread over the whole continent. It is our duty to carry
+English principles--I mean, sir [said Mr. Webster turning to Sir Henry
+Bulwer], Anglo-Saxon American principles, over the whole continent--the
+great principles of Magna Charta, of the English revolution, and
+especially of the American Revolution, and of the English language. Our
+children will hear Shakespeare and Milton recited on the shores of the
+Pacific. Nay, before that, American ideas, which are essentially and
+originally English ideas, will penetrate the Mexican--the Spanish mind;
+and Mexicans and Spaniards will thank God that they have been brought to
+know something of civil liberty, of the trial by jury, and of security
+for personal rights.
+
+As for the rest, let us take courage. The day-spring from on high has
+visited us; the country has been called back, to conscience and to duty.
+There is no longer imminent danger of dissolution in these United
+States. [Loud and repeated cheers.] We shall live, and not die. We shall
+live as united Americans; and those who have supposed that they could
+sever us, that they could rend one American heart from another, and that
+speculation and hypothesis, that secession and metaphysics, could tear
+us asunder, will find themselves dreadfully mistaken. [Cheers.]
+
+Let the mind of the sober American people remain sober. Let it not
+inflame itself. Let it do justice to all. And the truest course, and
+the surest course, to disappoint those who meditate disunion, is just to
+leave them to themselves, and see what they can make of it. No,
+gentlemen; the time for meditated secession is past. Americans, North
+and South, will be hereafter more and more united. There is a sternness
+and severity in the public mind lately aroused. I believe that, North
+and South, there has been, in the last year, a renovation of public
+sentiment, an animated revival of the spirit of Union, and, more than
+all, of attachment to the Constitution, regarding it as indispensably
+necessary; and if we would preserve our nationality, it is indispensable
+that the spirit of devotion should be still more largely increased. And
+who doubts it? If we give up that Constitution, what are we? You are a
+Manhattan man; I am a Boston man. Another is a Connecticut, and another
+a Rhode Island man. Is it not a great deal better, standing hand to
+hand, and clasping hands, that we should remain as we have been for
+sixty years--citizens of the same country, members of the same
+Government, united all--united now and united forever? That we shall be,
+gentlemen. There have been difficulties, contentions, controversies--angry
+controversies; but I tell you that, in my judgment,--
+
+ "those opposed eyes,
+ Which, like the meteors of a troubled heaven,
+ All of one nature, of one substance bred,
+ Did lately meet in th' intestine shock,
+ Shall now, in mutual well-beseeming ranks,
+ March all one way."
+
+[Mr. Webster, on closing, was greeted with the most hearty, prolonged,
+and tumultuous applause.]
+
+
+
+
+JOSEPH WHEELER
+
+
+THE AMERICAN SOLDIER
+
+ [Speech of Joseph Wheeler prepared for the tenth annual banquet of
+ the Confederate Veteran Camp of New York, New York City, January
+ 19, 1898. Edward Owen, Commander of the Camp, presided. As General
+ Wheeler was ill and unable to attend the banquet, his speech was
+ read by J. E. Graybill.]
+
+
+History has many heroes whose martial renown has fired the world, whose
+daring and wonderful exploits have altered the boundaries of nations and
+changed the very face of the earth. To say nothing of the warriors of
+biblical history and Homeric verse, as the ages march along every great
+nation leaves us the glorious memory of some unique character, such as
+Alexander, Hannibal, Cćsar. Even the wild hordes of northern Europe and
+the barbaric nations of the East had their grand military leaders whose
+names will ever live on history's pages, to be eclipsed only by that of
+Napoleon, the man of destiny, who, as a military genius, stands alone
+and unrivalled: "Grand, gloomy, peculiar, he sat upon the throne, a
+sceptred hermit, wrapped in the solitude of his awful originality."
+
+The medićval ages gave us noble examples of devotedness and chivalry;
+but it belonged to the American Republic, founded and defended by
+Freedom's sons, to give to the world the noblest type of warrior; men in
+whom martial renown went hand in hand with the noblest of virtues, men
+who united in their own characters the highest military genius with the
+loftiest patriotism, the most daring courage with the gentlest courtesy,
+the most obstinate endurance with the utmost self-sacrifice, the genius
+of a Cćsar with the courage and purity of a Bayard.
+
+Patriotism and love of liberty, the most ennobling motives that can fire
+the heart of man, expanding and thriving in the atmosphere of free
+America, added a refining touch to the martial enthusiasm of our
+forefathers and elevated the character of the American soldier to a
+standard never attained by fighting men of any other age or nation.
+
+To recall their names and recount their deeds would lead me far beyond
+the time and space allotted. Volumes would never do justice to the
+valorous achievements of George Washington and his compeers, the boys of
+'76--of the heroes of 1812 and of 1848; of the men in blue who fought
+under Grant, Sherman, Sheridan, Thomas, and Farragut; of the men in gray
+who followed the lead of Johnston, Jackson, and Lee from 1861 to 1865;
+of the intrepid band that sailed with Dewey into Manila Bay, or of the
+small but heroic army of 1898 that fought at Las Guasimas, El Caney, and
+San Juan, and left the Stars and Stripes floating in triumph over the
+last stronghold of Spain in the New World.
+
+But above the grand heroic names immortalized by historian and poet
+shines with an undimmed lustre, all its own, the immortal name of Robert
+Edmund Lee.--
+
+ "Ah, Muse! You dare not claim
+ A nobler man than he--
+ Nor nobler man hath less of blame,
+ Nor blameless man hath purer name,
+ Nor purer name hath grander fame,
+ Nor fame--another Lee."
+
+The late Benjamin H. Hill, of Georgia, in an address delivered at the
+time of General Lee's death, thus beautifully describes his character:
+"He was a foe without hate; a friend without treachery; a soldier
+without cruelty; a victor without oppression, and a victim without
+murmuring. He was a public officer without vices; a private citizen
+without wrong; a neighbor without reproach; a Christian without
+hypocrisy, and a man without guile. He was Cćsar without his ambition;
+Frederick without his tyranny; Napoleon without his selfishness, and
+Washington without his reward. He was as obedient to authority as a
+servant, and royal in authority as a true king. He was gentle as a woman
+in life, and modest and pure as a virgin in thought; watchful as a
+Roman vestal in duty; submissive to law as Socrates, and grand in battle
+as Achilles!"
+
+Forty-four years ago last June, I found myself in the presence of
+Colonel Lee, who was then Superintendent of the Military Academy at West
+Point. I have never in all my life seen another form or face which so
+impressed me, as embodying dignity, modesty, kindness, and all the
+characteristics which indicate purity and nobility. While he was then
+only a captain and brevet-colonel, he was so highly regarded by the Army
+that it was generally conceded that he was the proper officer to succeed
+General Scott.
+
+His wonderful career as leader of the Army of Northern Virginia, as its
+commander, is so familiar to all of you that any comment would seem to
+be unnecessary. But to give some of the younger generation an idea of
+the magnitude of the struggle in which General Lee was the central and
+leading figure, I will call attention to the fact that in the battles of
+the Wilderness and Spottsylvania (which really should be called one
+battle), the killed and wounded in General Grant's army by the army
+under General Lee, was far greater than the aggregate killed and wounded
+in all the battles of all the wars fought by the English-speaking people
+on this continent since the discovery of America by Columbus.
+
+To be more explicit: take the killed and wounded in all the battles of
+the French and Indian War, take the aggregate killed and wounded in the
+Revolutionary War, take the aggregate killed and wounded in the War of
+1812, take the aggregate killed and wounded in the Mexican War, take the
+aggregate killed and wounded in all our wars with the Indians, and they
+amount to less than the killed and wounded in Grant's army in the
+struggle from the Wilderness to Spottsylvania.
+
+In order further to appreciate the magnitude of the struggle, let us
+make a comparison between the losses in some of the great battles of our
+Civil War, and those of some of the most famous battles of modern
+Europe. The official reports give the following as the losses in killed
+and wounded of the Federal Army in seven, out of nearly a thousand
+severely contested struggles during the four years' of war: Seven Days
+fight, 9,291; Antietam, 11,426; Murfreesboro, 8,778; Gettysburg,
+16,426; Chickamauga, 10,906; Wilderness and Spottsylvania, 24,481.
+
+In the Battle of Marengo, the French lost in killed and wounded, 4,700,
+the Austrians, 6,475. In the Battle of Hohenlinden, the French loss in
+killed and wounded was 2,200, the Austrian loss was 5,000; at Austerlitz
+the French loss was 9,000; at Waterloo, Wellington lost 9,061 in killed
+and wounded, Blucher lost 5,613, making the total loss of the Allies,
+14,674.
+
+I mention these facts because such sanguinary conflicts as those of our
+Civil War could only have occurred when the soldiers of both contending
+armies were men of superb determination and courage. Such unquestioned
+prowess as this should be gratifying to all Americans, showing to the
+world as they did that the intrepid fortitude and courage of Americans
+have excelled that of any other people upon the earth. And as the world
+will extol the exhibition of these qualities by the soldiers that fought
+under Grant, the historian will find words inadequate to express his
+admiration of the superb heroism of the soldiers led by the intrepid
+Lee. Meeting a thoroughly organized, and trebly equipped and appointed
+army, they successfully grappled in deadly conflict with these
+tremendous odds, while civilization viewed with amazement this climax of
+unparalleled and unequal chivalry, surpassing in grandeur of action
+anything heretofore portrayed either in story or in song. Whence came
+these qualities? They were the product of Southern chivalry, which two
+centuries had finally perfected. A chivalry which esteemed stainless
+honor as a priceless gem, and a knighthood which sought combat for
+honor's sake, generously yielding to an antagonist all possible
+advantage; the chivalry which taught Southern youth to esteem life as
+nothing when honor was at stake, a chivalry which taught that the
+highest, noblest, and most exalted privilege of man was the defence of
+woman, family, and country. It was this Southern chivalry that formed
+such men as Lee and Stonewall Jackson; they were the central leading
+figures, but they were only prototypes of the soldiers whom they led.
+
+It is this character of men who meet in banquet to-night to honor the
+name they revere and the noble life they seek to emulate. I say, God
+bless you all, the whole world breathes blessings upon you. Among the
+foremost in these sentiments are the brave soldiers against whom you
+were once arrayed in battle, and they, together with seventy million
+Americans know that in future perils to our country, you and your
+children will be foremost in the battle-line of duty, proud of the
+privilege of defending the glory, honor, and prestige of our country,
+presenting under the folds of our national ensign an unbroken phalanx of
+united hearts--an impregnable bulwark of defence against any power that
+may arise against us.
+
+
+
+
+EDWIN PERCY WHIPPLE
+
+
+CHINA EMERGING FROM HER ISOLATION
+
+ [Speech of Edwin P. Whipple at the banquet given by the City of
+ Boston, August 21, 1868, to the Hon. Anson Burlingame, Envoy
+ Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary from China, and his
+ associates, Chih Ta-jin and Sun Ta-jin, of the Chinese Embassy to
+ the United States and the European powers. Mr. Whipple responded to
+ the toast, "The Press."]
+
+
+MR. MAYOR:--One cannot attempt to respond here for the Press,
+without being reminded that the Press and the Chinese Embassy have been
+on singularly good terms from the start. To record the progress, applaud
+the object, extend the influence, and cordially eulogize the members of
+that Embassy, have been for months no inconsiderable part of the
+business of all newspapers; and if China anticipated us, by some five
+hundred years, in the invention of printing, our Chinese guests will
+still admit that, in the minute account we have given both of what they
+have, and of what they have not, said and done, since they arrived in
+the country, we have carried the invention to a perfection of which they
+never dreamed--having not only invented printing, but invented a great
+deal of what we print.
+
+But, apart from the rich material they have furnished the press in the
+way of news, there is something strangely alluring and inspiring to the
+editorial imagination in the comprehensive purpose which has prompted
+their mission to the civilized nations of the West. That purpose is
+doubly peaceful, for it includes a two-fold commerce of material
+products and of immaterial ideas. Probably the vastest conception which
+ever entered into the mind of a conqueror was that which was profoundly
+meditated, and, in its initial steps, practically carried out, by
+Alexander the Great. He was engaged in a clearly defined project of
+assimilating the populations of Europe and Asia, when, at the early age
+of thirty-three, he was killed--I tremble to state it here--by a too
+eager indulgence in an altogether too munificent public dinner!
+Alexander's weapon was force, but it was at least the force of genius,
+and it was exerted in the service of a magnificent idea. His successors
+in modern times have but too often availed themselves of force divested
+of all ideas, except the idea of bullying or outwitting the Asiatics in
+a trade.
+
+As to China, this conduct aroused an insurrection of Chinese conceit
+against European conceit. The Chinese were guilty of the offence of
+calling the representatives of the proudest and most supercilious of all
+civilizations, "outside barbarians"; illustrating in this that too
+common conservative weakness of human nature, of holding fixedly to an
+opinion long after the facts which justified it have changed or passed
+away. It certainly cannot be questioned that at a period which, when
+compared with the long date of Chinese annals, may be called recent, we
+were outside barbarians as contrasted with that highly civilized and
+ingenious people. At the time when our European ancestors were squalid,
+swinish, wolfish savages, digging with their hands into the earth for
+roots to allay the pangs of hunger, without arts, letters, or written
+speech, China rejoiced in an old, refined, complicated civilization; was
+rich, populous, enlightened, cultivated, humane; was fertile in savants,
+poets, moralists, metaphysicians, saints; had invented printing,
+gunpowder, the mariner's compass, the Sage's Rule of Life; had, in one
+of her three State religions--that of Confucius--presented a code of
+morals never become obsolete; and had, in another of her State
+religions--that of Buddha--solemnly professed her allegiance to that
+equality of men, which Buddha taught twenty-four hundred years before
+our Jefferson was born, and had at the same time vigorously grappled
+with that problem of existence which our Emerson finds as insolvable now
+as it was then.
+
+Well, sir, after all this had relatively changed, after the Western
+nations had made their marvellous advances in civilization, they were
+too apt to exhibit to China only their barbaric side--that is, their
+ravenous cupidity backed by their insolent strength. We judge, for
+example, of England by the poetry of Shakespeare, the science of Newton,
+the ethics of Butler, the religion of Taylor, the philanthropy of
+Wilberforce; but what poetry, science, ethics, religion, or philanthropy
+was she accustomed to show in her intercourse with China? Did not John
+Bull, in his rough methods with the Celestial Empire, sometimes
+literally act "like a bull in a China shop"? You remember, sir, that
+"intelligent contraband" who, when asked his opinion of an offending
+white brother, delicately hinted his distrust by replying: "Sar, if I
+was a chicken, and that man was about, I should take care to roost
+high." Well, all that we can say of China is, that for a long time she
+"roosted high"--withdrew suspiciously into her own civilization to
+escape the rough contact with the harsher side of ours.
+
+But, by a sudden inspiration of almost miraculous confidence, springing
+from a faith in the nobler qualities of our Caucasian civilization, she
+has changed her policy. She has learned that in the language, and on the
+lips, and in the hearts of most members of the English race, there is
+such a word as equity, and at the magic of that word she has nearly
+emerged from her isolation. And, sir, what we see here to-day reminds me
+that, some thirty years ago, Boston confined one of her citizens in a
+lunatic asylum, for the offence of being possessed by a too intensified
+Boston "notion." He had discovered a new and expeditious way of getting
+to China. "All agree," he said, "that the earth revolves daily on its
+own axis. If you desire," he therefore contended, "to go to China, all
+you have to do is to go up in a balloon, wait till China comes round,
+then let off the gas, and drop softly down." Now I will put it to you,
+Mr. Mayor, if you are not bound to release that philosopher from
+confinement, for has not his conception been realized?--has not China,
+to-day, unmistakably come round to us?
+
+And now, sir, a word as to the distinguished gentleman at the head of
+the Embassy--a gentleman specially dear to the Press. Judging from the
+eagerness with which the position is sought, I am led to believe that
+the loftiest compliment which can be paid to a human being is, that he
+has once represented Boston in the National House of Representatives.
+After such a distinction as that, all other distinctions, however great,
+must still show a sensible decline from political grace. But I trust
+that you will all admit, that next to the honor of representing Boston
+in the House of Representatives comes the honor of representing the vast
+Empire of China in "The Parliament of Man, the Federation of the World."
+Having enjoyed both distinctions, Mr. Burlingame may be better qualified
+than we are to discriminate between the exultant feelings which each is
+calculated to excite in the human breast. But we must remember that the
+population, all brought up on a system of universal education, of the
+Empire he represents, is greater than the combined population of all the
+nations to which he is accredited. Most Bostonians have, or think they
+have, a "mission"; but certainly no other Bostonian ever had such a
+"mission" as he; for it extends all round the planet, makes him the most
+universal Ambassador and Minister Plenipotentiary the world ever saw;
+is, in fact, a "mission" from everybody to everybody, and one by which
+it is proposed that everybody shall be benefited. To doubt its success
+would be to doubt the moral soundness of Christian civilization. It
+implies that Christian doctrines will find no opponents provided that
+Christian nations set a decent example of Christianity. Its virtues
+herald the peaceful triumph of reason over prejudice, of justice over
+force, of humanity over the hatreds of class and race, of the good of
+all over the selfish blindness of each, of the "fraternity" of the great
+Commonwealth of Nations over the insolent "liberty" of any of them to
+despise, oppress, and rob the rest.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE SPHERE OF WOMAN
+
+ [Speech of Edwin P. Whipple at the "Ladies' Night" banquet of the
+ Papyrus Club, Boston, February 15, 1879, in response to a toast in
+ his honor as "one whose gentle mind, delicate fancy, keen wit, and
+ profound judgment have made for him a high and secure place among
+ American authors."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN:--I suppose that one of the most characteristic
+follies of young men, unmarried, or in the opinion of prudent mammas,
+unmarriageable, is, when they arrive at the age of indiscretion, to
+dogmatize on what they call the appropriate sphere of woman. You
+remember the thundering retort which came, like a box on the ears, to
+one of these philosophers, when he was wisely discoursing vaguely on his
+favorite theme. "And pray, my young sir," asked a stern matron of forty,
+"will you please to tell us what is the appropriate sphere of woman?"
+Thus confronted, he only babbled in reply, "A celestial sphere, madam!"
+But the force of this compliment is now abated; for the persons who
+above all others are dignified with the title of "Celestials" are the
+Chinese; and these the Congress of the United States seems determined to
+banish from our soil as unworthy--not only of the right of citizenship
+and the right of suffrage, but the right of residing in our democratic
+republic. Accordingly, we must find some more appropriate sphere for
+women than the Celestial. Nobody, I take it, however bitterly he may be
+opposed to what are called the rights of women, objects to their
+residing in this country, or to their coming here in vast numbers.
+[Applause.]
+
+Do you remember to what circumstance Chicago owed its fame? When the
+spot where a great city now looks out on Lake Michigan was the
+habitation of a small number of men only, a steamboat was seen in the
+distance, and the report was that it contained a cargo of women, who
+were coming to the desolate place for the purpose of being married to
+the forlorn men. Every bachelor hastened to the pier, with a telescope
+in one hand and a speaking-trumpet in the other. By the aid of the
+telescope each lover selected his mate, and by the aid of the
+speaking-trumpet each lover made his proposals. In honor of the women
+who made the venturesome voyage, the infant city was named "She-Cargo."
+[Laughter and applause.]
+
+Therefore, there is no possibility of a doubt that there is no objection
+to women as residents of this country. The only thing to be considered
+is, whether or not they shall have the right of voting. I think nobody
+present here this evening has conceit enough to suppose that he is more
+competent to give an intelligent vote on any public question than the
+intelligent ladies who have done the Club the honor to be present on
+this occasion. The privilege of voting is simply an opportunity, by
+which certain persons legally qualified are allowed to exercise power.
+The formal power is so subdivided that each legally qualified person
+exercises but little. But where meanwhile is the substance of power?
+Certainly in the woman of the household as well as in the man. Indeed, I
+recollect that when an objection was raised that to give the right of
+suffrage to women would create endless quarrels between husband and
+wife, a married woman curtly replied that the wives would see to it that
+no such disturbance should really take place. [Applause.] And, as the
+question now stands, I pity the man who is so fortunate to be married to
+a noble woman, coming home to meet her reproachful glance, when he has
+deposited in the ballot-box a vote for a measure which is base and for a
+candidate who is equally base. Then, in his humiliation before that
+rebuking eye, he must feel that in her is the substance of power, and in
+him only the formal expression of power. [Applause.]
+
+But we have the good fortune to-night to have at the table many women of
+letters, who have in an eminent degree exercised the substance of power,
+inasmuch as they have domesticated themselves at thousands of firesides
+where their faces have never been seen. Their brain-children have been
+welcomed and adopted by fathers and mothers, by brothers and sisters, as
+members of the family; and their sayings and doings are quoted as though
+they were "blood" relations. Two instances recur to my memory. In
+lecturing in various portions of the country, I have often been a guest
+in private houses. On one occasion I happened to mention Mrs. Whitney as
+a lady I had often met; and, instantly, old and young crowded round,
+pouring in a storm of questions, demanding to know where the author of
+"Faith Gartney" lived, how she looked, and was she so delightful in
+society as she was in her books. On another occasion, my importance in a
+large family was raised immensely when a chance remark indicated that I
+numbered Miss Alcott among my friends. All the little men and all the
+little women of the household, all the old men and all the old ladies,
+rallied round me, in order that I might tell them all I knew of the
+author of "Little Women" and "Little Men." [Applause.]
+
+Now these are only two examples of the substance of power which
+cultivated women already possess. That such women, and all women, can
+obtain the formal power of voting at elections is, in the end, sure, if
+they really wish to exercise that power; and that the power is withheld
+from them is not due to the opposition of men, but is due to the fact
+that they are not, by an overwhelming majority, in favor of it
+themselves. When the champions of woman's rights get this majority on
+their side, I have a profound pity for the men who venture to oppose it.
+[Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+ANDREW DICKSON WHITE
+
+
+COMMERCE AND DIPLOMACY
+
+ [Speech of Andrew D. White at the 111th annual dinner of the New
+ York Chamber of Commerce, May 13, 1879. The President of the
+ Chamber, Samuel D. Babcock, introduced Mr. White as follows: "The
+ next toast is 'Commerce and Diplomacy--twin guardians of the
+ world--Peace and Prosperity.' [Applause.] The gentleman who is to
+ respond to the toast is one who is about to represent our country
+ at the Court of Berlin. I am quite sure there is not a man present
+ who does not feel that a more creditable representative of the
+ people of the United States could not be sent abroad. [Applause.] I
+ hope, gentlemen, you will receive him with all the honors."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN:--Speaking in this place and at this
+time I am seriously embarrassed; for when charges have been made upon
+the American people on account of municipal mismanagement in this city,
+now happily past, we have constantly heard the statement made that
+American institutions are not responsible for it; that New York is not
+an American city. [Applause.] I must confess that when very hard pressed
+I have myself taken refuge in this statement.
+
+But now it comes back to plague me, for on looking over the general
+instructions furnished me by the State Department I find it laid down
+that American Ministers on the way to their posts are strictly forbidden
+to make speeches in any foreign city, save in the country to which they
+are accredited. You will pardon me, then, if I proceed very slowly and
+cautiously in discussing the sentiment allotted to me.
+
+No one, I think, will dispute the statement that commerce has become a
+leading agency among men in the maintenance of peace. [Applause.]
+Commercial interests have become so vast that they embrace all the
+world, and so minute that they permeate every hamlet of every nation.
+War interferes with these interests and thwarts them. Hence commerce
+more and more tends to make war difficult. [Applause.] As to the fact
+then, involved in your toast, it needs no argument in its support. We
+all concede it. Were we to erect a statue of Commerce in the midst of
+this great commercial metropolis, we should doubtless place in her hand,
+as an emblem, a ship-like shuttle and represent her as weaving a web
+between the great nations of the earth tending every day to fasten them
+more securely and more permanently in lasting peace. [Applause.]
+
+Nor, I think, will the other part of the sentiment be disputed by any
+thoughtful person. Of course much may be said upon the solemn nothings
+which have occupied diplomatists; much historic truth may be adduced to
+show that diplomats have often proved to be what Carlyle calls "solemnly
+constituted impostors." But after all, I think no one can look over the
+history of mankind without feeling that it was a vast step when four
+centuries ago the great modern powers began to maintain resident
+representatives at the centres of government; and from that day to this
+these men have proved themselves, with all their weaknesses, worth far
+more than all their cost in warding off or mitigating the horrors of
+war, and in increasing the facilities of commerce. Not long since I made
+a pilgrimage to that quaint town hall in that old German city of
+Munster, where was signed the Treaty of Westphalia. There I saw the same
+long table, the same old seats, where once sat the representatives of
+the various powers who in 1648 made the treaty which not only ended the
+Thirty Years' War, the most dreadful struggle of modern times--but which
+has forever put an end to wars of religion.
+
+I have stood in the midst of grand cathedrals and solemn services, but
+never have I sat in any room or in any presence with a greater feeling
+of awe than in that old hall where the diplomatists of Europe signed
+that world-renowned treaty so fruitful in blessing not only to Germany,
+but to all mankind. [Applause.]
+
+We shall all doubtless concede then that on the whole it is best to have
+a diplomatic body, that if it only once in ten, or twenty, or one
+hundred years, prevents serious misunderstanding between nations, it
+will far more than repay its cost. [Applause.]
+
+But the point to which I wish to call your attention, in what little I
+have to say this evening, is this: That this idea of the value of
+commerce and diplomacy in maintaining peace has by no means always been
+held as fully as now, nor are commerce and diplomacy and all they
+represent at this moment out of danger. Two hundred years ago a really
+great practical statesman in France [Colbert], by crude legislation in
+behalf, as he thought, of manufactures and commerce, brought his country
+into wars which at last led her to ruin. The history of the colonial
+policy of England also is fruitful in mistaken legislation on
+commercial, political, and social questions, which have produced the
+most terrible evils. Indeed, in all nations we have constantly to lament
+the short-sighted policies, ill-considered constitutions, crude
+legislation, which have dealt fearful blows to the interests of
+commerce, of diplomacy, of political and social life, and of peace.
+
+Nor has our own country been free from these; in our general government
+and in all our forty legislatures, there are measures frequently
+proposed striking at commercial interests, at financial interests, at
+vested rights, to say nothing of great political and social interests,
+which, though often thwarted by the common sense of the people, are
+sometimes too successful. At this very moment the news comes to us that
+a slight majority, led by arrant demagogues, have fastened upon the
+great Empire State of the Pacific a crude, ill-digested constitution,
+which while it doubtless contains some good features, embodies some of
+the most primitive and pernicious notions regarding commerce and
+manufactures and the whole political and social fabric of that
+Commonwealth. [Applause.]
+
+So, too, in regard to diplomacy, there is constant danger and loss from
+this same crudeness in political thinking. A year or two since, in the
+Congress of the United States, efforts were put forth virtually to
+cripple the diplomatic service; but what was far worse, to cripple the
+whole Consular system of the United States. Although the Consular
+service of our country more than pays for itself directly, and pays for
+itself a thousand times over indirectly; although its labors are
+constantly directed to increasing commerce, to finding new markets, to
+sending home valuable information regarding foreign industries, to
+enlarging the foreign field for our own manufactures, and, although the
+question involved not only financial questions of the highest
+importance, but the honor of the country, the matter was argued by many
+of our legislators in a way which would have done discredit to a class
+of college sophomores. I am glad to say that the best men of both
+parties at Washington at last rallied against this monstrous legislation
+and that among them were some representing both parties of the State and
+City of New York. [Applause.]
+
+The injury wrought upon this country in its national Legislature and in
+its multitude of State Legislatures by want of knowledge is simply
+enormous. No one who knows anything of the history of the legislation of
+any State will dispute this for a moment. The question now arises, is
+such a state of things necessarily connected with a Republican
+government? To this I answer decidedly, no. The next question is, is
+there any practical means of improving this state of things? To this I
+answer decidedly, yes. [Applause.]
+
+Here comes the practical matter to which I would call your attention.
+Recently, in the presence of some of you, I spoke at length on the
+necessity of training men in the institutions of higher learning in this
+country for the highest duties of citizenship, and especially for
+practical leadership. I cannot here go into details as I was able to do
+in that paper, but I can at least say that if there is anything to which
+a portion of the surplus wealth of men who have been enriched in
+commerce and trade may well be devoted, it is to making provision in our
+institutions of learning for meeting this lack of young men trained in
+history, political and social science, and general jurisprudence--in
+those studies which fit men to discuss properly and to lead their
+fellow-citizens rightly in the discussion of the main questions relating
+to commerce, to diplomacy, and to various political and social subjects.
+[Applause.]
+
+I fully believe that one million dollars distributed between four or
+five of our great institutions of learning for this purpose would
+eventually produce almost a revolution for good in this country, and
+that in a very few years the effect of such endowments would be seen to
+be most powerful and most salutary. Provision on the largest scale
+should be made for the training of young men in political and social
+science, in such institutions as Harvard, Yale, Amherst, Columbia,
+Princeton, Union, Johns Hopkins University, the State Universities of
+Michigan, Wisconsin, Virginia, Minnesota, and California, and I trust
+that you will permit me to add, Cornell. [Applause.]
+
+I do not pretend, of course, that this would supersede practical
+training--no theoretical training can do this--but it would give young
+men, at any rate, a knowledge of the best thoughts of the best thinkers,
+on such subjects as taxation, representation, pauperism, crime,
+insanity, and a multitude of similar questions; it would remove the
+spectacle which so often afflicts us in our National and State
+legislatures, of really strong men stumbling under loads of absurdity
+and fallacy, long ago exploded by the best and most earnest thought of
+the world, and it would teach young men to reason wisely and well on
+such subjects, and then, with some practical experience, we should have
+in every State a large number of well-trained men ready to reason
+powerfully and justly, ready to meet at a moment's warning pernicious
+heresies threatening commerce and trade and our best political and
+social interests. Had there been scattered through California during the
+recent canvass for their new constitution, twenty men really fitted to
+show in the press and in the forum the absurdities of that Constitution,
+it would never have been established. [Loud applause.]
+
+Ten thousand dollars to any one of these colleges or universities would
+endow a scholarship or fellowship which would enable some talented
+graduate to pursue advanced studies in this direction. Ten thousand to
+twenty thousand dollars would endow a lectureship which would enable
+such a college or university to call some acknowledged authority on
+political subjects to deliver a valuable course of lectures. Thirty to
+fifty thousand dollars would endow a full professorship--though I must
+confess that in subjects like this, I prefer lectureships for brief
+terms to life-long professorships--and at any of these institutions the
+sum of two hundred thousand or three hundred thousand dollars, under
+the management of such men as may be found in any one of them, would
+equip nobly a department in which all these subjects may be fully
+treated and fitly presented to young men. Such a department would send
+out into our journalism, into our various professions, and into our
+public affairs, a large number of young men who could not fail to
+improve the political condition of the country, and would do much to
+ward off such dealings with commerce, with currency, with taxation, and
+with the diplomatic and consular service as have cost the world and our
+own nation so dear hitherto. [Applause.]
+
+I can think of no more noble monument which any man of wealth could rear
+to himself than a lectureship or professorship or a department of this
+kind, at one of our greater institutions of learning, where large
+numbers of vigorous and ambitious youths are collected from all parts of
+the country; I do not, of course, say that all of these men would be
+elected to public office; in the larger cities, they perhaps would not,
+at least, at first; in the country, they would be very frequently
+chosen, and they could hardly fail to render excellent service.
+[Applause.]
+
+Any man worthy of the name, leaving his country for a long residence
+outside its borders, feels more and more impressed with what is needed
+to improve it. If I were called upon solemnly at this hour to declare my
+conviction as to what can best be done by men blessed with wealth in
+this Republic of ours, I would name this very thing to which I have now
+called your attention. [Applause.] It has been too long deferred; our
+colleges and universities have as a rule only had the means to give a
+general literary and scientific education, with very little instruction
+fitting men directly for public affairs. But the events of the last few
+years show conclusively that we must now begin to prepare the natural
+leaders of the people for the work before them, and by something more
+than a little primary instruction in political economy and the elements
+of history in the last terms of a four years' course. [Applause.]
+
+The complexity of public affairs is daily becoming greater; more and
+more it is necessary that men be trained for them. Not that practical
+men, trained practically in public affairs will not always be
+wanted--practical men will always be in demand--but we want more and
+more a judicious admixture of men trained in the best thought which has
+been developed through the ages on all the great questions of government
+and of society. [Applause.]
+
+No country presents a more striking example of the value of this
+training than does that great nation with which my duties are shortly to
+connect me. [Applause.] Several years since she began to provide in all
+her universities for the training of men in political and social
+questions, for political life at home and for diplomatic life abroad.
+This at first was thought to be another example of German pedantry, but
+the events of the last fifteen years have changed that view. We can now
+see that it was a part of that great and comprehensive scheme begun by
+such men as Stein and Hardenbergh and carried out by such as Bismarck
+and his compeers. [Applause.]
+
+Other nations are beginning to see this. In France, within a few years,
+very thoroughly equipped institutions have been established to train men
+in the main studies required in public life and in diplomacy; the same
+thing is true in England and in Italy. Can there be again, I ask, a more
+fitting object for some of the surplus wealth of our merchant princes
+than in rendering this great service to our country, in furnishing the
+means by which young men can have afforded them a full, thorough, and
+systematic instruction in all those matters so valuable to those who are
+able to take the lead in public affairs. [Applause.]
+
+Mr. President, in concluding, allow me to say that in so far as any
+efforts of mine may be useful I shall make every endeavor that whatever
+diplomatic service I may render may inure to the benefit of commerce,
+knowing full well that, in the language of the sentiment, "Commerce and
+Diplomacy are the twin guardians of Peace and Prosperity." [Applause.]
+
+In spite of the present depression of business in Germany and the United
+States, there are evidences of returning confidence. The great, sturdy,
+vigorous German nation and our own energetic people cannot long be held
+back in their career, and in this restoration of business, which is
+certain, unless gross mismanagement occurs, I believe that these two
+nations, America and Germany, will become more and more friendly; more
+and more Commerce will weave her web uniting the two countries, and more
+and more let us hope that Diplomacy may go hand in hand with Commerce in
+bringing in an era of Peace which shall be lasting, and of Prosperity
+which shall be substantial. [Loud applause.]
+
+
+
+
+HARVEY WASHINGTON WILEY
+
+
+THE IDEAL WOMAN
+
+ [Speech of Dr. Harvey W. Wiley at the banquet of the American
+ Chemical Society, Washington, D. C, December, 1898. Dr. Wiley
+ responded to the toast, "Woman."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND FELLOW-MEMBERS OF THE CHEMICAL SOCIETY:--I
+propose to introduce an innovation to after-dinner speaking and stick to
+my text. In my opinion, it is too late in the day to question the
+Creator's purpose in making Woman. She is an accomplished fact! She is
+here! She has come to stay, and we might as well accept her. She has
+broken into our Society, which, until within a year or two, has remained
+entirely masculine. She has not yet appeared at our annual dinners, but
+I am a false prophet if she be not here to speak for herself ere long.
+And why not? Chemistry is well suited to engage the attention of the
+feminine mind. The jewels woman wears, the paints she uses, the hydrogen
+peroxide with which she blondines her hair are all children of
+chemistry. The prejudice against female chemists is purely selfish and
+unworthy of a great mind. There is only enough work in the world to keep
+half of humanity busy. Every time a woman gets employment a man must go
+idle. But if the woman will only marry the man, all will be forgiven.
+
+I think I know why you have called on an old bachelor to respond to this
+toast. A married man could not. He would be afraid to give his fancies
+full rein. Someone might tell his wife. A young man could see only one
+side of the subject--the side his sweetheart is on. But the old bachelor
+fears no Caudle lecture, and is free from any romantic bias. He sees
+things just as they are. If he be also a true chemist, lovely woman
+appeals to him in a truly scientific way. Her charms appear to him in
+the crucible and the beaker:
+
+ I know a maiden, charming and true,
+ With beautiful eyes like the cobalt blue
+ Of the borax bead, and I guess she'll do
+ If she hasn't another reaction.
+
+ Her form is no bundle of toilet shams,
+ Her beauty no boon of arsenical balms,
+ And she weighs just sixty-two kilograms
+ To a deci-decimal fraction.
+
+ Her hair is a crown, I can truthfully state
+ 'Tis a metre long, nor curly nor straight,
+ And it is as yellow as plumbic chromate
+ In a slightly acid solution.
+
+ And when she speaks from parlor or stump,
+ The words which gracefully gambol and jump
+ Sound sweet like the water in Sprengel's pump
+ In magnesic phosphate ablution.
+
+ I have bought me a lot, about a hectare,
+ And have built me a house ten metres square,
+ And soon, I think, I shall take her there,
+ My tart little acid radicle.
+
+ Perhaps little sailors on life's deep sea
+ Will be the salts of this chemistry,
+ And the lisp of the infantile A, B, C
+ Be the refrain of this madrigal.
+
+No one but a scientific man can have any idea of the real nature of
+love. The poet may dream, the novelist describe the familiar feeling,
+but only the chemist knows just how it is:
+
+ A biochemist loved a maid
+ In pure actinic ways;
+ The enzymes of affection made
+ A ferment of his days.
+
+ The waves emergent from her eyes
+ Set symphonies afloat,
+ These undulations simply struck
+ His fundamental note.
+
+ No longer could he hide his love,
+ Nor cultures could he make,
+ And so he screwed his courage up,
+ And thus to her he spake:
+
+ "Oh, maid of undulations sweet,
+ Inoculate my veins,
+ And fill my thirsty arteries up
+ With amorous ptomaines.
+
+ "In vain I try to break this thrall,
+ In vain my reason fights,
+ My inner self tempestuous teems
+ With microcosmic mites.
+
+ "I cannot offer you a crown
+ Of gold--I cannot tell
+ Of terrapin or wine for us,
+ But rations balanced well.
+
+ "A little fat just now and then,
+ Some carbohydrates sweet,
+ And gluten in the bakers' bread,
+ Are what we'll have to eat.
+
+ "The days will pass in rapture by,
+ With antitoxine frills,
+ And on our Guinea-pigs we'll try
+ The cures for all our ills.
+
+ "O! maiden fair, wilt thou be mine?
+ Come, give me but one kiss,
+ And dwell forever blessed with me.
+ In symbiotic bliss."
+
+ This maiden, modest, up-to-date,
+ Eschewed domestic strife;
+ In mocking accents she replied,
+ "Wat t'ell--not on your life."
+
+The philosopher and the theologian pretend to understand the origin of
+things and the foundation of ethics, but what one of them ever had the
+least idea of how love first started? What one of them can tell you a
+thing concerning the original osculation--that primary amatory congress
+which was the beginning of the beginning?--
+
+ Bathed in Bathybian bliss
+ And sunk in the slush of the sea,
+ Thrilled the first molecular kiss,
+ The beginning of you and of me.
+
+ The Atom of Oxygen blushed
+ When it felt fair Hydrogen's breath,
+ The Atom of Nitrogen rushed
+ Eager to Life out of Death.
+
+ Through Ocean's murmuring dell
+ Ran a whisper of rapture Elysian;
+ Across that Bathybian jell
+ Ran a crack that whispered of fission.
+
+ Alas! that such things should be,
+ That cruel unkind separation,
+ Adown in the depths of the sea
+ Should follow the first osculation.
+
+ O tender lover and miss,
+ You cannot remember too well
+ That the first molecular kiss
+ Was the first Bathybian sell.
+
+Not only are women rapidly invading the domain of chemistry, but they
+are also the yellow peril of her sister science, pharmacy. A drug-store
+without a dimpled damsel is now a fit subject for the sheriff's
+hammer.--
+
+ There in the corner pharmacy,
+ This lithesome lady lingers,
+ And potent pills and philters true
+ Are fashioned by her fingers.
+
+ Her phiz behind the soda fount
+ May oft be seen in summer;
+ How sweetly foams the soda fizz,
+ When you receive it from her.
+
+ While mixing belladonna drops
+ With tincture of lobelia,
+ And putting up prescriptions, she
+ Is fairer than Ophelia.
+
+ Each poison has its proper place,
+ Each potion in its chalice;
+ Her dćdal fingers are so deft,
+ They call her digit-Alice.
+
+Love has been the theme of every age and of every tongue. It is the test
+of youth and of the capability of progress. So long as a man can and
+does love, he is young and there is hope for him. Whoever saw a
+satisfactory definition of love? No one, simply because the science of
+physical chemistry is yet young, and it is only when moulded by the
+principles of that science that the definition is complete and
+intelligible. Love is the synchronous vibration of two cardiac cells,
+both of which, were it not for the ethics of etymology, should begin
+with an S. Love is the source of eternal youth, of senile recrudescence.
+It is the philosopher's stone, the elixir of life, the fountain of
+flowers. So love changes not--the particular object is not of much
+importance. One should never be a bigot in anything and a wise man
+changes often.
+
+The grade of civilization which a nation has reached may be safely
+measured by three things. If you want me to tell you where to place a
+nation in the scale, don't tell me the name of it, nor the country it
+inhabits, nor the religion it professes, nor its form of government. Let
+me know how much sugar it uses per head, what the consumption of soap
+is, and whether its women have the same rights as its men. That nation
+which eats the most sugar, uses the most soap, and regards its women as
+having the same rights as its men, will always be at the top. And
+nowhere else in the world is more sugar eaten, more soap used, and women
+more fully admitted to all the rights of men than in our own United
+States and in the American Chemical Society.
+
+To the chemist, as well as to other scientific men, woman is not only
+real but also ideal. From the fragments of the real the ideal is
+reconstructed. This ideal is a trinity, a trinity innominate and
+incorporeal. She is Pallas, Aphrodite, Artemis, three in one. She is an
+incognita and an amorph. I know full well I shall not meet her; neither
+in the crowded street of the metropolis nor in the quiet lane of the
+country. I know well I shall not find her in the salon of fashion, nor
+as a shepherdess with her crook upon the mountain-side. I know full well
+that I need not seek her in the bustling tide of travel, nor wandering
+by the shady banks of a brook. She is indeed near to my imagination, but
+far, infinitely far, beyond my reach. Nevertheless, I may attempt to
+describe her as she appears to me. Let me begin with that part of my
+ideal which has been inherited from Diana. My ideal woman has a sound
+body. She has bone, not brittle sticks of phosphate of lime. She has
+muscles, not flabby, slender ribbons of empty sarcolemma. She has blood,
+not a thin leucocytic ichor. I have no sympathy with that
+pseudo-civilization which apparently has for its object the destruction
+of the human race by the production of a race of bodiless women. If I am
+to be a pessimist, I will be one out and out, and seek to destroy the
+race in a high-handed and manly way. Indoor life, inactivity, lack of
+oxygen in the lungs, these are things which in time produce a white
+skin, but do it by sacrificing every other attribute of beauty.
+
+In the second place, my ideal woman is beautiful. I will confess that I
+do not know what I mean by this; for what is beauty? It is both
+subjective and objective. It depends on taste and education. It has
+something to do with habit and experience. I know I shall not be able to
+describe this trait, yet when I look up into her eyes--eyes, remember,
+which are mere fictions of my imagination--when I look into her face,
+when I see her move so statelily into my presence, I recognize there
+that portion of her which she has inherited from the Aphrodite of other
+days; and this I know is beauty. It is not the beauty of an
+hallucination, the halo which a heart diseased casts about the head of
+its idol. It is the beauty which is seen by a sober second thought, a
+beauty which does not so much dazzle as it delights; a beauty which does
+not fade with the passing hour, but stays through the heat and burden of
+the day and until the day is done.
+
+The beauty which my ideal woman inherited from Aphrodite is not a fading
+one. It is not simply a youthful freshness which the first decade of
+womanhood will wither. It is a beauty which abides; it is a beauty in
+which the charm of seventeen becomes a real essence of seventy; it is a
+beauty which is not produced by any artificial pose of the head or by
+any possible banging of the hair; it is a beauty which the art of
+dressing may adorn but can never create; it is a beauty which does not
+overwhelm the heart like an avalanche, but which eats it slowly but
+surely away as a trickling stream cuts and grooves the solid granite.
+
+I regard true beauty as the divinest gift which woman has received; and
+was not Pandora, the first of mythical women, endowed with every gift?
+And was not Eve, the first of orthodox women, the type of every
+feminine perfection? Only Protogyna, the first of scientific women, was
+poorly and meanly endowed. If I were a woman I would value health and
+wealth; I would think kindly of honor and reputation; I would greatly
+prize knowledge and truth; but above all I would be beautiful--possessed
+of that strange and mighty charm which would lead a crowd of slaves
+behind my triumphal car and compel a haughty world to bow in humble
+submission at my feet.
+
+In the third place my ideal woman has inherited the intellect of Pallas.
+And this inheritance is necessary in order to secure for her a true
+possession of the gifts of Aphrodite. For a woman can never be truly
+beautiful who does not possess intelligence. It is a matter of the
+utmost indifference to me what studies my ideal has pursued. She may be
+a panglot or she may scarcely know her vernacular. If she speak French
+and German and read Latin and Greek, it is well. If she know conics and
+curves it is well; if she be able to integrate the vanishing function of
+a quivering infinitesimal, it is well; if from a disintegrating track
+which hardening cosmic mud has fixed and fastened on the present, she be
+able to build a majestic, long extinct mammal, it is well. All these
+things are marks of learning, but not necessarily of intelligence. A
+person may know them all and hundreds of things besides, and yet be the
+veriest fool. My ideal, I should prefer to have a good education in
+science and letters, but she must have a sound mind. She must have a
+mind above petty prejudice and giant bigotry. She must see something in
+life beyond a ball or a ribbon. She must have wit and judgment. She must
+have the higher wisdom which can see the fitness of things and grasp the
+logic of events. It will be seen readily, therefore, that my ideal is
+wise rather than learned. But she is not devoid of culture. Without
+culture a broad liberality is impossible. But what is culture? True
+culture is that knowledge of men and affairs which places every problem
+in sociology and politics in its true light. It is that drill and
+exercise which place all the faculties at their best and make one
+capable of dealing with the real labors of life. Such a culture is not
+incompatible with a broad knowledge of books, with a deep insight into
+art, with a clear outlook over the field of letters. Indeed it includes
+all these and is still something more than they are.
+
+My ideal then, so regally endowed, is the equal of any man--even if he
+be the "ideal man" of the American Chemical Society.
+
+My ideal stands before me endowed with all the majesty of this long
+ancestral line. Proud is she in the consciousness of her own equality.
+Her haughty eye looks out upon this teeming sphere and acknowledges only
+as her peer the "ideal man," and no one as her superior. Stand forth, O
+perfect maiden, sentient with the brain of Pallas, radiant with the
+beauty of Venus, quivering with the eager vivacity of Diana! Make, if
+possible, thy home on earth. At thy coming the world will rise in an
+enthusiasm of delight and crown thee queen. [Long and enthusiastic
+applause.]
+
+
+
+
+WOODROW WILSON
+
+
+OUR ANCESTRAL RESPONSIBILITIES
+
+ [Speech of Woodrow Wilson at the seventeenth annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1896.
+ Stewart L. Woodford, the President of the Society, said, in
+ introducing the speaker: "The next toast is entitled 'The
+ Responsibility of having Ancestors,' and will be responded to by
+ Professor Woodrow Wilson,[13] of Princeton. I know you will give
+ him such a welcome as will indicate that, while we are mostly Yale
+ men here, we are not jealous of Princeton."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, LADIES, AND GENTLEMEN:--I am not of your blood;
+I am not a Virginia Cavalier, as Dr. Hill [David J. Hill. See Vol. II.]
+has suggested. Sometimes I wish I were; I would have more fun. I come,
+however, of as good blood as yours; in some respects a better. Because
+the Scotch-Irish, though they are just as much in earnest as you are,
+have a little bit more gayety and more elasticity than you have.
+Moreover they are now forming a Scotch-Irish society, which will, as
+fast as human affairs will allow, do exactly what the New England
+Societies are doing, viz.: annex the universe. [Laughter.] We believe
+with a sincere belief, we believe as sincerely as you do the like, that
+we really made this country. Not only that, but we believe that we can
+now, in some sort of way, demonstrate the manufacture, because the
+country has obviously departed in many respects from the model which you
+claim to have set. Not only that, but it seems to me that you yourselves
+are becoming a little recreant to the traditions you yearly celebrate.
+
+It seems to me that you are very much in the position, with reference to
+your forefathers, that the little boy was with reference to his
+immediate father. The father was a very busy man; he was away at his
+work before the children were up in the morning and did not come home
+till after they had gone to bed at night. One day this little boy was
+greatly incensed, as he said, "to be whipped by that gentleman that
+stays here on Sundays." I do not observe that you think about your
+ancestors the rest of the week; I do not observe that they are very much
+present in your thoughts at any other time save on Sunday, and that then
+they are most irritating to you. I have known a great many men descended
+from New England ancestors and I do not feel half so hardly toward my
+ancestors as they do toward theirs. There is a distant respect about the
+relationship which is touching. There is a feeling that these men are
+well and safely at a distance, and that they would be indulged under no
+other circumstances whatever; and that the beauty of it is to have
+descended from them and come so far away.
+
+Now, there are serious aspects to this subject. I believe that one of
+the responsibilities of having ancestors is the necessity of not being
+ashamed of them. I believe if you have had persons of this sort as your
+forefathers you must really try to represent them in some sort of way.
+And you must set yourselves off against the other elements of population
+in this country. You know that we have received very many elements which
+have nothing of the Puritan about them, which have nothing of New
+England about them; and that the chief characteristic of these people is
+that they have broken all their traditions. The reason that most
+foreigners come to this country is in order to break their traditions,
+to drop them. They come to this country because these traditions bind
+them to an order of society which they will no longer endure, and they
+come to be quit of them. You yourselves will bear me witness that these
+men, some of them, stood us in good stead upon a very recent occasion:
+in last November. [Applause. "Hear! Hear!"] We should not at all
+minimize the vote of the foreign-born population as against the vote of
+some of the native-born population on the question of silver and gold.
+But you will observe that there are some things that it would be
+supposed would belong to any tradition. One would suppose it would
+belong to any tradition that it was better to earn a dollar that did not
+depreciate, and these men have simply shown that there are some
+common-sense elements which are international and not national.
+
+One of the particulars in which we are drawn away from our traditions is
+in respect to the make-up and government of society, and it is in that
+respect we should retrace our steps and preserve our traditions; because
+we are suffering ourselves to drift away from the old standards, and we
+say, with a shrug of the shoulders, that we are not responsible for it;
+that we have not changed the age, though the age has changed us. We feel
+very much as the Scotchman did who entered the fish market. His dog,
+being inquisitive, investigated a basket of lobsters, and while he was
+nosing about incautiously one of the lobsters got hold of his tail,
+whereupon he went down the street with the lobster as a pendant. Says
+the man, "Whustle to your dog, mon." "Nay, nay, mon," quoth the
+Scotchman, "You whustle for your lobster." We are very much in the same
+position with reference to the age; we say, whistle to the age; we
+cannot make it let go; we have got to run. We feel very much like the
+little boy in the asylum, standing by the window, forbidden to go out.
+He became contemplative, and said, "If God were dead and there were not
+any rain, what fun orphan boys would have." We feel very much that way
+about these New England traditions. If God were only dead; if it didn't
+rain; if the times were only good, what times we would have.
+
+The present world is not recognizable when put side by side with the
+world into which the Puritan came. I am not here to urge a return to the
+Puritan life; but have you forgotten that the Puritans came into a new
+world? The conditions under which they came were unprecedented
+conditions to them. But did they forget the principles on which they
+acted because the conditions were unprecedented? Did they not discover
+new applications for old principles? Are we to be daunted, therefore,
+because the conditions are new? Will not old principles be adaptable to
+new conditions, and is it not our business to adapt them to new
+conditions? Have we lost the old principle and the old spirit? Are we a
+degenerate people? We certainly must admit ourselves to be so if we do
+not follow the old principles in the new world, for that is what the
+Puritans did.
+
+Let me say a very practical word. What is the matter now? The matter is,
+conceal it as we may, gloss it over as we please, that the currency is
+in a sad state of unsuitability to the condition of the country. That is
+the fact of the matter; nobody can deny that; but what are we going to
+do? We are going to have a new tariff. I have nothing to say with regard
+to the policy of the tariff, one way or the other. We have had tariffs,
+have we not, every few years, ever since we were born; and has not the
+farmer become discontented under these conditions? It was the effort to
+remedy them that produced the silver movement. A new tariff may produce
+certain economic conditions; I do not care a peppercorn whether it does
+or not, but this is a thing which we have been tinkering and dickering
+with time out of mind, and in spite of the tinkering and dickering this
+situation has arisen. Are we going to cure it by more tinkering? We are
+not going to touch it in this way. Now, what are we going to do? It is
+neither here nor there whether I am a protectionist, or for a tariff for
+revenue, or whatever you choose to call me. The amount you collect in
+currency for imports is not going to make any difference. The right
+thing to do is to apply old principles to a new condition and get out of
+that new condition something that will effect a practical remedy. I do
+not pretend to be a doctor with a nostrum. I have no pill against an
+earthquake. I do not know how this thing is going to be done, but it is
+not going to be done by having stomachs easily turned by the truth; it
+is not going to be done by merely blinking the situation. If we blink
+the situation I hope we shall have no more celebrations in which we talk
+about our Puritan ancestors, because they did not blink the situation,
+and it is easy to eat and be happy and proud. A large number of persons
+may have square meals by having a properly adjusted currency.
+
+We are very much in the condition described by the reporter who was
+describing the murder of a certain gentleman. He said that the murderer
+entered the house, and gave a graphic description of the whole thing. He
+said that fortunately the gentleman had put his valuables in the safe
+deposit and lost only his life. We are in danger of being equally wise.
+We are in danger of managing our policy so that our property will be put
+in safe deposit and we will lose only our lives. We will make all the
+immediate conditions of the nation perfectly safe and lose only the life
+of the nation. This is not a joke, this is a very serious situation. I
+should feel ashamed to stand here and not say that this is a subject
+which deserves your serious consideration and ought to keep some of you
+awake to-night. This is not a simple gratulatory occasion, this is a
+place where public duty should be realized and public purposes formed,
+because public purpose is a thing for which our Puritan ancestors stood,
+yours and mine. If this race should ever lose that capacity, if it
+should ever lose the sense of dignity in this regard, we should lose the
+great traditions of which we pretend to be proud. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+JOHN WINSLOW
+
+
+THE FIRST THANKSGIVING DAY
+
+ [Speech of John Winslow, in the capacity of presiding officer, at
+ the eighth annual dinner of the New England Society in the City of
+ Brooklyn, December 21, 1887.]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY OF THE CITY OF BROOKLYN, GUESTS
+AND FRIENDS:--This is the eighth anniversary of our Society and the
+two hundred and sixty-seventh of the landing of the Pilgrim Fathers. It
+will please you all to learn of the continued growth and prosperity of
+our Society. There is in our treasury the sum of $14,506.21, and we have
+no debts. [Applause.] This shows an increase of $1,266.26 over last
+year. As occasion requires this money is used for charitable purposes
+and in other useful ways, as provided by our by-laws. Such a gathering
+as we have here to-night is an inspiration. It must be especially so to
+the distinguished gentlemen, our guests, who will address you. So it
+comes to pass that you are to have to-night the advantage of listening
+to inspired men--an advantage not uncommon in the days of the prophets,
+but rare in our times. [Laughter and applause.] It is proper and
+agreeable to us all just here and now to recognize as with us our friend
+and benefactor and president emeritus, the Hon. Benjamin D. Silliman. [A
+voice: "Three cheers for that grand old man." The company rising gave
+rousing cheers.] He is with us with a young heart and a cheerful mind,
+and continues to be what he has been from the beginning--a loyal and
+devoted friend of our Society. [Applause.]
+
+We are here this evening enjoying the sufferings of our Pilgrim Fathers.
+[Merriment.] Their heroic work takes in Plymouth Rock, ours takes in
+the Saddle Rock. They enjoyed game of their own shooting, we enjoy game
+of other's shooting; they drank cold water, because they could no longer
+get Holland beer. The fact that they must give up Dutch beer was one of
+the considerations (so we are told by one of their Governors) that made
+them loath to leave Leyden. [Laughter.] We drink cold water because we
+want it and like it. The Pilgrim Fathers went to church armed with
+muskets; we go to church with our minds stuffed and demoralized by the
+contents of Sunday morning newspapers. [Laughter.] The Pilgrim mothers
+went to church dressed in simple attire, because they could afford
+nothing elaborate and because they thought they could better catch and
+hold the devotional spirit. The Pilgrim mothers of our day go to church
+with costly toilets, because they can afford it, and are quite willing
+to take the chances as to catching and holding the aforesaid spirit.
+[Laughter.] The Pilgrim Fathers, when they made the compact on the
+Mayflower, planted the seeds of constitutional freedom; we, their worthy
+sons, commemorate their work; try to perpetuate it and enjoy the fruits
+thereof.
+
+It is sometimes said the Pilgrims were a solemn people; that they were
+not cheerful. Well, in their severe experience in England and Holland
+and at Plymouth, there was much to make a born optimist grave and
+thoughtful. But it is a mistake to suppose that they could not rejoice
+with those who rejoiced as well as weep with those who wept. Take, for
+instance, the first Thanksgiving festival held by the Pilgrims. The
+quaint account of this by one of their Governors is always interesting.
+This first American Thanksgiving took place at Plymouth in 1621, only
+about ten months after the landing. It was like a Jewish festival,
+continuing out of doors for a week. The Pilgrim writer, Governor
+Winslow, describes it thus: "Our harvest being gotten in, our Governor
+(meaning Governor Bradford) sent four men out fowling, so that we might,
+after a special manner (meaning doubtless a gay and festive manner)
+rejoice together after (not counting chickens before they were hatched)
+we had gathered the fruit of our labors." Now, listen to this: "They
+killed in one day so much fowl as, with a little help beside, served the
+company almost a week." What this "little help beside" was, is not
+stated. In our day it would mean that the hunter and the fisherman made
+heavy drafts upon Fulton Market for meat, fowl, and fish, to supply what
+was short. "At which time," says the writer, "among other recreations,
+we exercised our arms"--this probably means they shot at a mark
+[laughter]--"many of the Indians coming among us"--they were not the
+mark, at least this time--"and among the rest, their greatest king,
+Massasoit, with some ninety men, whom for three days we entertained and
+feasted." Think of that; feasting ninety Indians three days, and the
+whole colony besides. What New England Society has ever made so good a
+showing of hospitality and good cheer? [Laughter.] "And they" (the
+ninety Indians), "went out and killed five deer."
+
+Now, I submit, we have here a clear case of the application of the great
+principle of honest, even-handed co-operation, no modern device in that
+line could surpass it. It is true the Indians were not an incorporated
+society, and so there was no receiver appointed to wind them up.
+[Laughter.] "Which they brought," says the writer, "to the plantation
+and bestowed on our Governor" (meaning Governor Bradford), "our captain,
+and others." Governor Bradford, in speaking of this, tells us that among
+the fowl brought in "was a great store of turkeys." Thus begins the sad
+history in this country of the rise and annual fall on Thanksgiving days
+of that exalted biped--the American turkey. After this description of a
+Pilgrim festival day who shall ever again say the Pilgrims could not be
+merry if they had half a chance to be so. Why, if the Harvard and Yale
+football teams had been on hand with their great national game of
+banging each others' eyes and breaking bones promiscuously, they could
+not have added to the spirit of the day though they might to its variety
+of pastime. [Laughter.]
+
+It is interesting to remember in this connection that in the earlier
+years of the colonies, Thanksgiving day did not come every year. It came
+at various periods of the year from May to December, and the intervals
+between them sometimes four or five years, gradually shortened and then
+finally settled into an annual festival on the last Thursday of
+November. A few years ago two Governors of Maine ventured to appoint a
+day in December for Thanksgiving. Neither of them was re-elected.
+[Laughter.] The crowning step in this development, which is now
+national, was when the fortunes of our late war were in favor of the
+Union, and a proclamation for a national Thanksgiving was issued by our
+then President, dear old Abraham Lincoln. [Applause.] That the festival
+shall hereafter and forever be national is a part of our unwritten law.
+[Applause.] It will thus be seen that we, the sons of the Pilgrims, may
+fairly and modestly claim that this feature of our national life, like
+most of the others that are valuable, proceeded directly from Plymouth
+Rock. The New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, will ever honor
+the work and the memory of the fathers. As in the sweet lines of Bryant:
+
+ "Till where the sun, with softer fires,
+ Looks on the vast Pacific's sleep,
+ The children of the Pilgrim sires
+ This hallowed day, like us, shall keep."
+
+[General applause.]
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM WINTER
+
+
+TRIBUTE TO JOHN GILBERT
+
+ [Speech of William Winter at a dinner given by the Lotos Club, New
+ York City, November 30, 1878, to John Gilbert, in honor of the
+ fiftieth anniversary of his first appearance on the stage. Whitelaw
+ Reid presided. William Winter responded to the toast "The Dramatic
+ Critic."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--I thank you very gratefully for
+this kind welcome, and I think it a privilege to be allowed to take part
+in a festival so delightful as this, and join with you in paying respect
+to a name so justly renowned and honored as that of John Gilbert. I
+cannot hope adequately to respond to the personal sentiments which have
+been so graciously expressed nor adequately celebrate the deeds and the
+virtues of your distinguished guest. "I am ill at these numbers ... but
+such answer as I can make you shall command." For since first I became
+familiar with the stage--in far-away days in old Boston, John Gilbert
+has been to me the fulfilment of one of my highest ideals of excellence
+in the dramatic art; and it would be hard if I could not now say this,
+if not with eloquence at least with fervor.
+
+I am aware of a certain strangeness, however, in the thought that words
+in his presence and to his honor should be spoken by me. The freaks of
+time and fortune are indeed strange. I cannot but remember that when
+John Gilbert was yet in the full flush of his young manhood and already
+crowned with the laurels of success the friend who is now speaking was a
+boy at his sports--playing around the old Federal Street Theatre, and
+beneath the walls of the Franklin Street Cathedral, and hearing upon the
+broad causeways of Pearl Street the rustle and patter of the autumn
+leaves as they fell from the chestnuts around the Perkins Institution
+and the elms that darkened the sombre, deserted castle of Harris's
+Folly. With this sense of strangeness though, comes a sense still more
+striking and impressive of the turbulent, active, and brilliant period
+through which John Gilbert has lived. Byron had been dead but four years
+[1828] and Scott and Wordsworth were still writing when he began to act.
+Goethe was still living. The works of Thackeray and Dickens were yet to
+be created. Cooper, Irving, Bryant, Halleck, and Percival were the
+literary lords of that period. The star of Willis was ascending while
+those of Hawthorne and Poe were yet to rise; and the dramas of Talfourd,
+Knowles, and Bulwer were yet to be seen by him as fresh contributions to
+the literature of the stage. All these great names are written in the
+book of death. All that part of old Boston to which I have referred--the
+scene equally of Gilbert's birth and youth and first successes and of
+his tender retrospection--has been swept away or entirely changed. Gone
+is the old Federal Street Theatre. Gone that quaint English alley with
+the cosey tobacconist's shop which he used to frequent. Gone the
+hospitable Stackpole where many a time at the "latter end of a sea-coal
+fire" he heard the bell strike midnight from the spire of the Old South
+Church! But, though "the spot where many times he triumphed is
+forgot"--his calm and gentle genius and his hale physique have endured
+in unabated vigor, so that he has charmed two generations of play-goers,
+still happily lives to charm men and women of to-day. Webster, Choate,
+Felton, Everett, Rantoul, Shaw, Bartlett, Lunt, Halleck, Starr King,
+Bartol, Kirk--these and many more, the old worthies of the bar, bench,
+and the pulpit in Boston's better days of intellect and taste:--all saw
+him as we see him in the silver-gray elegance and exquisite perfection
+with which he illustrates the comedies of England.
+
+His career has impinged upon the five great cities of Boston, New
+Orleans, Philadelphia, London, and New York. It touches at one extreme
+the ripe fame of Munden (who died in '32) and--freighted with all the
+rich traditions of the stage--it must needs at its other extreme
+transmit even into the next century the high mood, the scholar-like wit,
+and the pure style of the finest strain of acting that Time has
+bestowed upon civilized man. By what qualities it has been distinguished
+this brilliant assemblage is full well aware. The dignity which is its
+grandeur; the sincerity which is its truth; the thoroughness which is
+its massive substance; the sterling principle which is its force; the
+virtue which is its purity; the scholarship, mind, humor, taste,
+versatile aptitude of simulation, and beautiful grace of method, which
+are its so powerful and so delightful faculties and attributes, have all
+been brought home to your minds and hearts by the wealth and clear
+genius of the man himself!
+
+I have often lingered in fancy upon the idea of that strange,
+diversified, wonderful procession--here the dazzling visage of Garrick,
+there the woful face of Mossop; here the glorious eyes of Kean; there
+the sparkling loveliness of an Abington or a Jordan--which moves through
+the chambers of the memory across almost any old and storied stage. The
+thought is endless in its suggestion, and fascinating in its charm. How
+often in the chimney-corner of life shall we--whose privilege it has
+been to rejoice in the works of this great comedian, and whose happiness
+it is to cluster around him to-night in love and admiration--conjure up
+and muse upon his stately figure as we have seen it in the group of Sir
+Peter and Sir Robert, of Jaques and Wolsey, and Elmore! The ruddy
+countenance, the twinkling gray eyes, the silver hair, the kind smile,
+the hearty voice, the old-time courtesy of manner--how tenderly will they
+be remembered! How dearly are they prized! Scholar!--Actor!--Gentleman!
+long may he be spared to dignify and adorn the stage--a soother of our
+cares, and comfort to our hearts--exemplar for our lives!--the Edelweiss
+of his age and of our affections! [Great applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TRIBUTE TO LESTER WALLACK
+
+ [Speech of William Winter at a banquet of the Lotos Club, given to
+ Lester Wallack, December 17, 1887. Whitelaw Reid, the President of
+ the Club, occupied the chair. Mr. Winter was called upon to speak
+ in behalf of the critics.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--You have done me great honor in
+asking me to be present on this occasion, and you have conferred upon me
+a great privilege in permitting me to participate with you in this
+tribute of affection and admiration for John Lester Wallack, your
+distinguished and most deservedly honored guest and my personal friend
+these many, many years. [Cheers.]
+
+I thank you for your thoughtful courtesy and for this distinguished mark
+of your favor. Being well aware of my defects both as a thinker and a
+speaker, I shrink from such emergencies as this, but having known him so
+long and having been in a professional way associated with so many of
+his labors and his triumphs, I should fail in duty if I were not at
+least to try to add my word of love, feeble and inadequate as it may be,
+to the noble volume of your sympathy and homage. [Cheers.]
+
+The presence of this brilliant assemblage, the eloquent words which have
+fallen from the lips of your honored president and the speeches of your
+orators, they signify some change--I will not say in regard to the
+advancement of the stage--but they signify a wonderful advancement in
+our times in sympathetic and thoughtful and just appreciation of the
+theatre. This was not always so. It is not very long since so wise and
+gentle a man as Charles Lamb expressed his mild astonishment that a
+person capable of committing to memory and reciting the language of
+Shakespeare could for that reason be supposed to possess a mind
+congenial with that of the poet. The scorn of Carlyle and the scarcely
+less injurious pity of Emerson for the actor are indications that in a
+time not remote, thought and philosophy have made but little account of
+the stage.
+
+Something might be said about this by a voice more competent than mine,
+for in our time there has been a change in the intelligent spirit of
+the age, and I am sure that thought and philosophy now are of the
+opinion that the actor is an intellectual and spiritual force; that he
+is connected most intimately with the cause of public education; that he
+brings something of his own, and that, although the part provides the
+soul, it is the actor who must provide the body, and without the soul
+and the body, you could not have dramatic representations for the
+benefit of them. [Applause.]
+
+I am not one of those writers who believe that it is the business of the
+newspaper to manage the theatres. The question of what to do to please
+the public taste, to provide mankind with what they like, or what they
+want, or, which is the same thing, with what they think they want, opens
+a very complex inquiry. Our dear friend has been puzzled by it himself
+more than a little. I should not undertake to instruct him, but as the
+observer of his course I have been struck by wonder and admiration of
+the way he has carried his theatre through seasons of great competition
+and great peril.
+
+I call to mind one season, now seventeen years ago, I think, when in the
+course of a very few months, he produced and presented upward of
+thirty-two plays, showing the best points of these plays and showing his
+great company to every possible advantage; so have I seen a juggler toss
+fifty knives in the air and catch them without cutting his fingers.
+
+[At the close of his speech Mr. Winter read the following poem.]--
+
+LESTER WALLACK
+
+ With a glimmer of plumes and a sparkle of lances,
+ With blare of the trumpets and neigh of the steed,
+ At morning they rode where the bright river glances,
+ And the sweet summer wind ripples over the mead;
+ The green sod beneath them was ermined with daisies,
+ Smiling up to green boughs tossing wild in their glee,
+ While a thousand glad hearts sang their honors and praises,
+ While the Knights of the Mountain rode down to the sea.
+
+ One rode 'neath the banner whose face was the fairest,
+ Made royal with deeds that his manhood had done,
+ And the halo of blessing fell richest and rarest
+ On his armor that splintered the shafts of the sun;
+
+ So moves o'er the waters the cygnet sedately,
+ So waits the strong eagle to mount on the wing,
+ Serene and puissant and simple and stately,
+ So shines among princes the form of the King.
+
+ With a gay bugle-note when the daylight's last glimmer
+ Smites crimson and gold on the snow of his crest,
+ At evening he rides through the shades growing dimmer,
+ While the banners of sunset stream red in the West;
+ His comrades of morning are scattered and parted,
+ The clouds hanging low and the winds making moan,
+ But smiling and dauntless and brave and true-hearted,
+ All proudly he rides down the valley alone.
+
+ Sweet gales of the woodland embrace and caress him,
+ White wings of renown be his comfort and light,
+ Pale dews of the starbeam encompass and bless him,
+ With the peace and the balm and the glory of night;
+ And, Oh! while he wends to the verge of that ocean,
+ Where the years like a garland shall fall from his brow,
+ May his glad heart exult in the tender devotion,
+ The love that encircles and hallows him now.
+
+[Enthusiastic applause.]
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT C. WINTHROP
+
+
+THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE
+
+ [Speech of Robert C. Winthrop made at the public dinner given to
+ Amin Bey by the merchants of Boston, Mass., November 4, 1850.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT:--I am greatly honored by the sentiment just
+proposed, and I beg my good friend, the Vice-President [Hon. Benjamin
+Seaver], to accept my hearty thanks for the kind and complimentary terms
+in which he has presented my name to the company. I am most grateful for
+the opportunity of meeting with so large a number of the intelligent and
+enterprising merchants of Boston, and of uniting with them in a tender
+of deserved hospitality, and in a tribute of just respect, to the
+Commissioner of his Imperial Majesty, the Sultan of Turkey.
+
+And yet, I cannot but reflect, even as I pronounce these words, how
+strangely they would have sounded in the ears of our fathers not many
+generations back, or even in our own ears not many years ago. A deserved
+tender of hospitality, a just tribute of respect, to the Representative
+of the Grand Turk! Sir, the country from which your amiable and
+distinguished guest has come, was not altogether unknown to some of the
+early American discoverers and settlers. John Smith--do not smile too
+soon, Mr. President, for though the name has become proverbially generic
+in these latter days, it was once identified and individualized as the
+name of one of the most gallant navigators and captains which the world
+has ever known--that John Smith who first gave the cherished name of New
+England to what the Pilgrims of the Mayflower called "these Northern
+parts of Virginia"--he, I say, was well acquainted with Turkey; and two
+centuries and a half ago, he gave the name of a Turkish lady to one of
+the capes of our own Massachusetts Bay. But he knew Turkey as a prison
+and a dungeon, and he called what is now Cape Ann, Cape Tragabigzanda,
+only to commemorate his affection for one who had soothed the rigors of
+a long and loathsome captivity.
+
+Nor was Turkey an unknown land to at least one of those Winthrops of the
+olden time, with whom the Vice-President has so kindly connected me. In
+turning over some old family papers since my return home, I have
+stumbled on the original autograph of a note from John Winthrop, the
+younger, dated "December 26th, 1628, at the Castles of the Hellespont,"
+whither he had gone, as is supposed, as the Secretary of Sir Peter Wich,
+the British Ambassador at Constantinople. The associations of that day,
+however, with those remote regions, were by no means agreeable, and I
+should hardly dare to dwell longer upon them on this occasion and in
+this presence. I rejoice that events have occurred to break the spell of
+that hereditary prejudice, which has so long prevailed in the minds of
+not a few of us, toward the Ottoman Empire. I rejoice that our
+associations with Turkey are no longer those only of the plague and the
+bowstring; that we are encouraged and authorized to look to her
+hereafter for something better than a little coarse wool for our
+blankets, or a few figs for our dessert, or even a little opium or
+rhubarb for our medicine-chests; that, in a word, we are encouraged and
+warranted to look to her, under the auspices and administration of her
+young, gallant, and generous Sultan, for examples of reform, of
+toleration, of liberality, of a magnanimous and chivalrous humanity,
+which are worthy of the admiration and imitation of all mankind. I
+rejoice, especially, that an occasion has been afforded for testifying
+the deep sense which is entertained throughout our country, of the noble
+conduct of the Sublime Porte in regard to the unfortunate exiles of
+Hungary.
+
+The influence which the Ottoman Empire seems destined to exert over the
+relations of Eastern and Western Europe, is of the most interesting and
+important character; and, while we all hold steadfastly to the great
+principle of neutrality which Washington established and enforced, we
+yet cannot suppress our satisfaction that this influence is now in the
+hands of one who seems determined to wield it fearlessly for the best
+interests of civilization and humanity.
+
+And now, sir, let us hope that our distinguished friend, Amin Bey, may
+return home with some not less favorable impressions of our own land. Of
+our enterprise, of our industry, of our immense material production, of
+our rapid progress in arts and improvements of every kind, of our vast
+territorial extent, he cannot fail to testify. Let us hope that he may
+be able to speak also of internal order, of domestic tranquillity, of
+wise and just laws, faithfully administered and promptly obeyed, of a
+happy, contented, and united people, commending by their practice and
+example, as well as by their principles and precepts, the institutions
+under which they live.
+
+The distinguished gentleman who preceded me [Mr. Webster], and whom I
+have been under the disadvantage of following in other scenes as well as
+here, has spoken of the Union of these States. There is no language so
+strong or so emphatic, which even he can use, as to the importance of
+preserving that Union, which does not meet with a prompt and cordial
+echo in my own bosom. To the eyes of Amin Bey, and to the eyes of all
+foreign nations, we are indeed but one country, from the Atlantic to the
+Pacific. To them there is no Boston or New York, no Carolina or
+Louisiana. Our commerce goes forth under one and the same flag, whether
+from the Bay of Massachusetts or from the "Golden Gate" of California.
+Under that flag, it has been protected, prospered, and extended beyond
+example. Under that flag, new fields are opening to it, and new triumphs
+are before it. May our distinguished guest take home with him an
+assurance, founded upon all that he has seen and all that he has heard,
+of the resolution of us all, that the flag of our Union shall still and
+always remain one and the same, from ocean to ocean, untorn and
+untarnished, proof alike against everything of foreign assault and
+everything of domestic dissension! [Great applause.]
+
+
+
+
+JOHN SERGEANT WISE
+
+
+CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH
+
+ [Speech of John S. Wise at the eleventh annual dinner of the New
+ England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 20, 1890. The
+ President, Willard Bartlett, occupied the chair. He called upon Mr.
+ Wise to speak to the toast, "Captain John Smith, the Ruler of
+ Virginia, and Admiral of New England," saying: "It was not without
+ a purpose that your committee arranged the order of speaking this
+ evening. I am sure that the gentlemen who have already addressed
+ you will take it in good part, if I say we knew that, by putting
+ one name at the end of the programme, we should be sure to hold the
+ audience here till the doxology. Now a speaker who bears the name
+ of the first ruler of Virginia I ever knew anything about, will
+ address you upon Virginia's still earlier ruler, Captain John
+ Smith."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN:--It is one of the peculiarities of Americans,
+that they attempt to solve the unsolvable problem of successfully mixing
+gastronomy and oratory. In chemistry there are things known as
+incompatibles, which it is impossible to blend and at the same time
+preserve their original characteristics. It is impossible to have as
+good a dinner as we have had served to-night, and preserve the
+intellectual faculties of your guests so that they may be seen at their
+best. I am not unmindful that in the menu the courses grew shorter until
+they culminated in the pungent and brief episode of cheese, and so I
+take it that as to the oratory here on tap, you desire it to become
+gradually more brief and more pungent.
+
+Now, the task of condensing into a five-minute speech two hundred and
+seventy years of the history of America, is something that has been
+assigned to me, and I propose to address myself to it without further
+delay. [Laughter]
+
+John Smith was at one time President of Virginia, and afterward Admiral
+of New England, and ever since then, until lately, New England and
+Virginia have been trying to pull loose from each other, so as not to be
+under the same ruler. [Laughter and applause.] John Smith was a godsend
+to the American settlers, because he was a plain man in a company of
+titled nonentities, and after they had tried and failed in every effort
+to make or perpetuate an American colony, plain John Smith, a democrat,
+without a title, took the helm and made it a success. [Laughter.]
+
+Then and there, and ever since, we laid aside the
+Reginald-Trebizond-Percys of nobility, and stuck to the plain John
+Smiths, honest citizens, of capacity and character. By his example we
+learned that "Kind hearts are more than coronets," and simple men of
+worth are infinitely better than titled vagabonds of Norman blood.
+[Applause.] It is almost three centuries since a tiny vessel, not larger
+than a modern fishing-smack, turned her head to the sunset across an
+unknown sea, for the land of conjecture. The ship's company, composed of
+passengers from England, that wonderful nest of human wanderers, that
+splendid source of the best civilization of the world, cast anchor by
+chance in a noble bay for which they had not sailed, and settled a
+colony; not with any particularly high or noble object, but really in
+pursuit of gold, and searching for a South Sea which they never found.
+The voyage had been projected without any other object than the
+accumulation of wealth, which wealth was to be carried back to the old
+country and enjoyed in that England which they loved, and to which their
+eyes ever turned backward with affection, reverence, and the hope of
+return. This band of younger sons and penniless nobility, attempted to
+make a settlement under the charter known as the London charter of
+Virginia; and while we find to-day men sneering at John Smith, the fact
+remains that he alone was enabled by his strong personality, by his
+sterling, individual worth, to resist the savages, to make the lazy
+work, to furnish food for the weak and sickly, to re-inspire those who
+had lost hope, and to firmly establish a settlement in Virginia. His
+reward was what? Sedition in his own camp, ingratitude among his own
+followers, misrepresentation to his patrons, disappointment, disease,
+and poverty to himself; a return to England and posthumous fame. But his
+bulldog fangs, the fangs of that English blood which once sunk in the
+throat of a savage land remain forever, were placed upon America, to
+mark it as another conquest and another triumph of Anglo-Saxon
+colonization. Three years of peace and quiet in England were not to his
+taste. His mother's spirit craved new adventures, and he sought them in
+sea voyages to the north. Although his task was a much less difficult
+one, and not quite so prominent as the task he had accomplished in
+Virginia, he prepared the way for the settlement at Plymouth Rock. To
+his title of President of Virginia was added the title of Admiral of New
+England, because this John Smith, without a pedigree, except such as was
+blazoned on his shield by his slaughter of three Turks, turned his
+attention from the land to the sea, sailed the colder waters of the
+north, located the colonies of New England, named your own Boston, and
+the result of his voyages and reports were the Plymouth charter and
+settlement. So it is that we have a common founder of the settlements of
+this country. Of all the gallants who embarked in the first adventure,
+all disappeared save John Smith, who bore the plainest and commonest
+name that human imagination can devise. He became the patron saint of
+American civilization, as much yours as ours, and as much ours as yours.
+[Laughter and applause.]
+
+Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen: We had one founder; we came from one
+master-mind; one great spirit was the source of both our settlements;
+and this initial fact in our histories has seemed to inspire the
+American people through all the centuries with the sentiment that our
+union should be eternal in spite of all disturbing circumstances.
+[Applause.] When I said, in a light way, that old Virginia and
+Massachusetts had sought to rend themselves asunder, it was scarcely
+true. They have too much that is glorious in common to be aught but
+loving sisters. The men who are before me will not forget that the
+settlers of the London colony of Virginia, and settlers of the Plymouth
+colony of Massachusetts, have been at the front of every great movement
+which has agitated this nation from its birth. When it came to the
+question of whether we should dissolve the political ties that bound us
+to the British King, Massachusetts Bay and the colony of Virginia were
+the first to form their Committees of Safety, exchange their messages
+of mutual support, and strengthen the weak among their sister colonies.
+[Applause.] When it came to the time that tried men's souls in the
+Revolution, it was the men of Virginia and the men of Massachusetts Bay
+that furnished the largest quotas of revolutionary soldiers who achieved
+the independence of the American colonies.
+
+When it came to the formation of a federal union, Virginia, with her
+Washington, gave the first President, and Massachusetts, with her Adams,
+stepped proudly to the front with the first Vice-President and second
+President. [Applause.] In later years, when differences came--which
+differences need not be discussed--every man here knows what part
+Virginia and Massachusetts bore. It was a part which, however much we
+may differ with each other, bespoke the origin of the two colonies, and
+told that true manhood was there to do and die for what it believed was
+right. When that struggle was ended, the first to clasp hands in mutual
+friendship and affection were Virginia and Massachusetts. If we were to
+blot from the history or geography of the Nation the deeds or territory
+of the ancient dominions of John Smith, President of Virginia and
+Admiral of New England, a beggarly record of area would be left, in
+spite of the glorious records of other sections in recent years.
+
+The history of America is to me not only of deep and absorbing interest
+in its every detail, but it is a romance; it is a fascinating detail of
+wonderful development, the like of which cannot be found in the annals
+of civilization from the remotest time. We may go back to the time when
+the curtain rises on the most ancient civilization of the East, and
+there is nothing to compare with it. We may take up not only the real,
+but the romantic history of modern European progress, and there is
+nothing like American history for myself. Taking up the story of the
+Quaker invasion of Massachusetts as early as 1659, I find Lydia Wardell,
+daughter of Isaac Perkins, a freeman of the colony, whipped in Boston,
+because she had ceased to be a Puritan and had become a Quakeress.
+Turning then to the history of Virginia in 1663, I find Colonel Edmund
+Scarburgh riding at the head of the King's troops into the boundaries of
+Maryland, placing the broad arrows of the King on the houses of the
+Quakers, and punishing them soundly for non-conformity. Upon the
+question of who was right and who was wrong in these old feuds, there
+are doubtless men who, even to this day, have deep prejudices. Fancy how
+conflicting are the sentiments of a man in 1890, as to their merits,
+when he reflects, as I do, that Lydia Wardell was his grandmother, and
+Colonel Scarburgh his grandfather. [Applause and laughter.]
+
+How absurd seems any comparison between the Puritan and Cavalier
+settlers of America. There they are, with all their faults, and all
+their virtues. Others may desire to contrast them. I do not. I stand
+ready to do battle against anybody who abuses either. Their conjoint
+blood has produced a Nation, the like of which no man living before our
+day had ever fancied. Nearly three centuries of intermingling and
+intermarrying, has made the traditions and the hopes of either the
+heritage and aspiration of us all. Common sufferings, common triumphs,
+common pride, make the whole glorious history the property of every
+American citizen, and it is provincial folly to glorify either faction
+at the expense of the other.
+
+We stand to-night on the pinnacle of the third Century of American
+development. Look back to the very beginning. There stands the grizzled
+figure of John Smith, the Pioneer--President of Virginia, and Admiral of
+New England. Still united, we look about us and behold a nation blessed
+with peace and plenty, crowned with honor, and with boundless
+opportunity of future aggrandizement. The seed planted by John Smith
+still grows. The voice of John Smith still lives. That voice has been
+swelled into the mighty chorus of 60,000,000 Americans singing the song
+of United States. We look forward to a future whose possibilities
+stagger all conjecture, to a common ruler of John Smith's ancient
+dominions; to a common destiny, such as he mapped out for us. And with
+devout and heartfelt gratitude to him, a reunited land proclaims, "Whom
+God hath joined together, let no man put asunder." [Great applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE LEGAL PROFESSION
+
+ [Speech of John S. Wise at the annual dinner of the New York State
+ Bar Association, Albany, N. Y., January 20, 1891. Matthew Hale, the
+ President, introduced Mr. Wise as follows; "The next sentiment in
+ order was, by mistake, omitted from the printed list of sentiments
+ which is before you. The next sentiment is 'The Legal Profession,'
+ and I call upon a gentleman to respond to that toast who, I venture
+ to say, has practised law in more States of this Union than any
+ other gentleman present. I allude to the orator of the day, the
+ Hon. John S. Wise [applause], formerly of Virginia, but now a
+ member of the Bar Association of the State of New York."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN OF THE BAR:--It may not be true that
+I have practised law in more States of this Union than any one present,
+but it is certainly true that I never did as much speaking in the same
+length of time, without charging a fee for it, as I have done within the
+last twenty-four hours. [Laughter.] At two o'clock this morning I was in
+attendance, in the city of New York, upon a ghost dance of the
+Confederate veterans; at two o'clock this evening I resolved myself into
+a deep, careful, and circumspect lawyer, and now I am with the boys, and
+propose to have a good time. [Laughter.] Now, you know, this scene
+strikes me as ridiculous--our getting here together and glorifying
+ourselves and nobody to pay for it. My opinion is, that the part of
+wisdom is to bottle this oratory and keep it on tap at $5 a minute.
+[Laughter.] The Legal Profession--why, of course, we are the best
+fellows in the world. Who is here to deny it? It reminds me of an
+anecdote told by an old politician in Virginia, who said that one day,
+with his man, he was riding to Chesterfield court, and they got
+discussing the merits of a neighbor, Mr. Beasley, and he says, "Isaac,
+what do you think of Mr. Beasley?" "Well," he says, "Marse Frank, I
+reckon he is a pretty good man." "Well, there is one thing about Mr.
+Beasley, he is always humbling himself." He says, "Marse Frank, you are
+right; I don't know how you is, but I always mistrusts a man that runs
+hisself down." [Laughter.] He says, "I don't know how you is, Marse
+Frank, but I tell you how it is with me: this nigger scarcely ever says
+no harm against hisself." So I say it of the legal profession--this
+here nigger don't never scarcely say no harm against himself. [Great
+laughter.]
+
+Of course we are the best profession in the world, but if any of our
+clients are standing at that door and listening to this oratory, I know
+what their reflection is. They are laughing in their sleeves and saying:
+"Watch him, watch him; did you ever hear lawyers talk as much for
+nothing? Watch them; it is the funniest scene I ever saw. There are a
+lot of lawyers with their hands in their own pockets." [Laughter.]
+
+Mr. Chairman and gentlemen, another thing. We are not fooling with any
+judges now. I know who I am talking to and how long I have been doing
+it. Sometimes you can fool a judge into letting you have more time than
+the rule allows; but with lawyers, enough is enough. We know exactly
+when to put on the brakes with each other. We are not now earning fees
+by the yard or charging by the minute, and when a man is through with
+what he has to say, it is time to sit down, and all I have to say in
+conclusion is, that the more I watch the legal profession and observe
+it, the more I am convinced that with the great responsibility, with the
+great trusts confided to it, with the great issues committed to its
+keeping, with the great power it has to direct public feeling and public
+sentiment, with the great responsibilities resulting, take it as a
+mass--and there are plenty of rascals in it--but take it as a mass, and
+measure it up, and God never made a nobler body in these United States.
+[Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+EDWARD OLIVER WOLCOTT
+
+
+THE BRIGHT LAND TO WESTWARD
+
+ [Speech of Edward O. Wolcott at the eighty-second annual dinner of
+ the New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1887.
+ The President, ex-Judge Horace Russell, introduced the speaker as
+ follows: "It was an English lawyer who said that the farther he
+ went West the more he was convinced that the wise men came from the
+ East. We may not be so thoroughly convinced of this after we have
+ heard the response to the next regular toast, 'The Pilgrim in the
+ West.' I beg to introduce Mr. Edward O. Wolcott, of Colorado."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--It was with great diffidence that
+I accepted the invitation of your President to respond to a toast
+to-night. I realized my incapacity to do justice to the occasion, while
+at the same time I recognized the high compliment conveyed. I felt
+somewhat as the man did respecting the Shakespeare-Bacon controversy; he
+said he didn't know whether Lord Bacon wrote Shakespeare's works or not,
+but if he didn't, he missed the greatest opportunity of his life.
+[Laughter.]
+
+The West is only a larger, and in some respects a better, New England. I
+speak not of those rose gardens of culture, Missouri and Arkansas, but
+otherwise, generally of the States and Territories west of the
+Mississippi, and more particularly, because more advisedly, of Colorado,
+the youngest and most rugged of the-thirty-eight; almost as large in
+area as all New England and New York combined; "with room about her
+hearth for all mankind"; with fertile valleys, and with mines so rich
+and so plentiful that we occasionally, though reluctantly, dispose of
+one to our New York friends. [Laughter.] We have no very rich, no very
+poor, and no almshouses; and in the few localities where we are not good
+enough, New England Home Missionary Societies are rapidly bringing us
+up to the Plymouth Rock standard and making us face the Heavenly music.
+[Laughter.] We take annually from our granite hills wealth enough to pay
+for the fertilizers your Eastern and Southern soils require to save them
+from impoverishment. We have added three hundred millions to the coinage
+of the world; and, although you call only for gold, we generously give
+you silver, too. [Laughter.] You are not always inclined to appreciate
+our efforts to swell the circulation, but none the less are we one with
+you in patriotic desire to see the revenues reformed, provided always
+that our own peculiar industries are not affected. Our mountains slope
+toward either sea, and in their shadowy depths we find not only hidden
+wealth, but inspiration and incentive to high thought and noble living,
+for Freedom has ever sought the recesses of the mountains for her
+stronghold, and her spirit hovers there; their snowy summits and the
+long, rolling plains are lightened all day long by the sunshine, and we
+are not only Colorado, but Colorado Claro! [Applause.]
+
+Practically, as little is known of the great West by you of the East as
+was known a century ago of New England by our British cousins. Your
+interest in us is, unfortunately, largely the interest on our mortgages,
+your attitude toward us is somewhat critical, and the New England heart
+is rarely aroused respecting the West except when some noble Indian,
+after painting himself and everything else within his reach red, is sent
+to his happy hunting grounds. [Laughter.] Yet, toward the savage, as in
+all things, do not blame us if we follow the Christian example set us by
+our forefathers. We read that the Court at Plymouth, more than fifty
+years after the colony was founded, ordered "That whosoever shall shoot
+off any gun on any unnecessary occasion, or at any game whatsoever,
+except an Indian or a wolf, shall forfeit five shillings for every such
+shot"; and our pious ancestors popped over many an Indian on their way
+to Divine worship. [Laughter.] But when in Colorado, settled less than a
+generation ago, the old New England heredity works itself out and an
+occasional Indian is peppered, the East raises its hands in horror, and
+our offending cowboys could not find admittance even to an Andover
+Probation Society. [Laughter.]
+
+Where we have a chance to work without precedent, we can point with
+pride of a certain sort to methods at least peaceful. When Mexico was
+conquered, we found ourselves with many thousand Mexicans on hand. I
+don't know how they managed it elsewhere, but in Colorado we not only
+took them by the hand and taught them our ways, but both political
+parties inaugurated a beautiful and generous custom, since more honored
+in the breach than in the observance, which gave these vanquished people
+an insight into and an interest in the workings of republican
+institutions which was marvellous: a custom of presenting to each head
+of a household, being a voter, on election day, from one to five dollars
+in our native silver. [Great laughter.]
+
+If Virginia was the mother of Presidents, New England is the mother of
+States. Of the population of the Western States born in the United
+States, some five per cent, are of New England birth, and of the native
+population more than half can trace a New England ancestry. Often one
+generation sought a resting-place in Ohio, and its successor in Illinois
+or in Iowa, but you will find that the ancestor, less than a century
+ago, was a God-fearing Yankee. New England influences everywhere
+predominate. I do not mean to say that many men from the South have not,
+especially since the war, found homes and citizenship in the West, for
+they have; and most of them are now holding Federal offices. [Laughter.]
+It is nevertheless true that from New England has come the great, the
+overwhelming influence in moulding and controlling Western thought.
+[Applause.]
+
+New England thrift, though a hardy plant, becomes considerably modified
+when transplanted to the loam of the prairies; the penny becomes the
+dime before it reaches the other ocean; Ruth would find rich gleanings
+among our Western sheaves, and the palm of forehandedness opens
+sometimes too freely under the wasteful example which Nature sets all
+over our broad plains; but because the New England ancestor was
+acquisitive, his Western descendant secures first of all his own home.
+[Applause.] The austere and serious views of life which our forefathers
+cherished have given way to a kindlier charity, and we put more hope and
+more interrogation points into our theology than our fathers did; but
+the old Puritan teachings, softened by the years and by brighter and
+freer skies, still keep our homes Christian and our home life pure. And
+more, far more than all else, the blood which flows in our veins, the
+blood of the sturdy New Englanders who fought and conquered for an idea,
+quickened and kindled by the Civil War, has imbued and impregnated
+Western men with a patriotism that overrides and transcends all other
+emotions. Pioneers in a new land, laying deep the foundations of the
+young commonwealths, they turn the furrows in a virgin soil, and from
+the seed which they plant there grows, renewed and strengthened with
+each succeeding year, an undying devotion to republican institutions,
+which shall nourish their children and their children's children
+forever. [Prolonged applause.]
+
+An earnest people and a generous! The Civil strife made nothing right
+that was wrong before, and nothing wrong that was right before; it
+simply settled the question of where the greater strength lay. We know
+that
+
+ "Who overcomes
+ By force, hath overcome but half his foe,"
+
+and that if more remains to be done, it must come because the hearts of
+men are changed. The war is over; the very subject is hackneyed; it is a
+tale that is told, and commerce and enlightened self-interest have
+obliterated all lines. And yet you must forgive us if, before the
+account is finally closed, and the dead and the woe and the tears are
+balanced by all the blessings of a reunited country, some of us still
+listen for a voice we have not yet heard; if we wait for some Southern
+leader to tell us that renewed participation in the management of the
+affairs of this nation carries with it the admission that the question
+of the right of secession is settled, not because the South was
+vanquished, but because the doctrine was and is wrong, forever wrong.
+[Great applause.]
+
+We are a plain people, too, and live far away. We find all the
+excitement we need in the two great political parties, and rather look
+upon the talk of anybody in either party being better than his party, as
+a sort of cant. The hypercritical faculty has not reached us yet, and
+we leave to you of the East the exclusive occupancy of the raised dais
+upon which it seems necessary for the independent voter to stand while
+he is counted. [Applause and laughter.]
+
+We are provincial; we have no distinctive literature and no great poets;
+our leading personage abroad of late seems to be the Honorable "Buffalo
+Bill" [laughter], and we use our adjectives so recklessly that the
+polite badinage indulged in toward each other by your New York editors
+to us seems tame and spiritless. In mental achievement we may not have
+fully acquired the use of the fork, and are "but in the gristle and not
+yet hardened into the bone of manhood." We stand toward the East
+somewhat as country to city cousins; about as New to Old England, only
+we don't feel half so badly about it, and on the whole are rather
+pleased with ourselves. [Laughter.] There is not in the whole broad West
+a ranch so lonely or so remote that a public school is not within reach
+of it. With generous help from the East, Western colleges are elevating
+and directing Western thought, and men busy making States yet find time
+to live manly lives and to lend a hand. All this may not be ćsthetic,
+but it is virile, and it leads up and not down. Great poets, and those
+who so touch the hearts of men that the vibration goes down the ages,
+must often find their inspiration when wealth brings leisure to a class,
+or must have "learned in suffering what they teach in song." We can wait
+for our inspired ones; when they come, the work of this generation,
+obscure and commonplace, will have paved the way for them; the general
+intelligence diffused in this half century will, unknown or forgotten,
+yet live in their numbers, and the vivid imaginations of our New England
+ancestors, wasted in depicting the joys and torments of the world to
+come, will, modified by the years, beautify and ennoble the cares of
+this. [Applause.]
+
+There are some things even more important than the highest culture. The
+West is the Almighty's reserve ground, and as the world is filling up.
+He is turning even the old arid plains and deserts into fertile acres,
+and is sending there the rain as well as the sunshine. A high and
+glorious destiny awaits us; soon the balance of population will lie the
+other side of the Mississippi, and the millions that are coming must
+find waiting for them schools and churches, good government, and a happy
+people:
+
+ "Who love the land because it is their own,
+ And scorn to give aught other reason why;
+ Would shake hands with a King upon his throne,
+ And think it kindness to his Majesty."
+
+We are beginning to realize, however, that the invitation we have been
+extending to all the world has been rather too general. So far we have
+been able to make American citizens in fact as well as name out of the
+foreign-born immigrants. The task was light while we had the honest and
+industrious to deal with, but the character of some of the present
+immigration has brought a conviction which we hope you share, that the
+sacred rights of citizenship should be withheld from a certain class of
+aliens in race and language, who seek the protection of this Government,
+until they shall have at least learned that the red in our flag is
+commingled with the white and blue and the stars. [Great applause.]
+
+In everything which pertains to progress in the West, the Yankee
+reinforcements step rapidly to the front. Every year she needs more of
+them, and as the country grows the annual demand becomes greater.
+Genuine New Englanders are to be had on tap only in six small States,
+and remembering this we feel that we have the right to demand that in
+the future even more than in the past, the heads of the New England
+households weary not in the good work. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+In these later days of "booms" and New Souths and Great Wests; when
+everybody up North who fired a gun is made to feel that he ought to
+apologize for it, and good fellowship everywhere abounds, there is a
+sort of tendency to fuse; only big and conspicuous things are much
+considered; and New England being small in area and most of her
+distinguished people being dead, she is just now somewhat under an
+eclipse. But in her past she has undying fame. You of New England and
+her borders live always in the atmosphere of her glories; the scenes
+which tell of her achievements are ever near at hand, and familiarity
+and contact may rob them of their charms, and dim to your eyes their
+sacredness. The sons of New England in the West revisit her as men who
+make pilgrimage to some holy shrine, and her hills and valleys are still
+instinct with noble traditions. In her glories and her history we claim
+a common heritage, and we never wander so far away from her that with
+each recurring anniversary of this day, our hearts do not turn to her
+with renewed love and devotion for our beloved New England; yet--
+
+ "Not by Eastern windows only,
+ When daylight comes, comes in the light;
+ In front the sun climbs slow, how slowly,
+ But Westward, look, the land is bright!"
+
+[Hearty applause.]
+
+
+
+
+LORD WOLSELEY
+
+(GARNET JOSEPH WOLSELEY)
+
+
+THE ARMY IN THE TRANSVAAL
+
+ [Speech of Field-Marshal Viscount Wolseley, Commander-in-Chief of
+ the British Army, at a dinner given by the Authors' Club, London,
+ November 6, 1899. Dr. Conan Doyle presided.]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN:--I think that all people who know
+anything about the Army should rejoice extremely that our first
+experiment in mobilization has been as successful as it has been.
+[Cheers.]
+
+Your Chairman has mentioned the name of one, a most intimate friend of
+mine, the present Military Secretary. [Lord Lansdowne.] I think the
+nation is very much indebted to him not only for the manner in which
+this mobilization has been carried out, but still more so for having
+laid the foundation on which our mobilization system is based, and for
+making those preparations which led to its complete success. [Cheers.]
+There are many other names I might mention, others who have also devoted
+themselves for many years past in a very quiet manner, and with all the
+ability which now, I am glad to say, so largely permeates the Army, to
+making these preparations and to try to bring this curious army of ours
+up to the level of the modern armies of the world. [Cheers.]
+
+Although I say it myself, I think I may claim for myself and for those
+who have worked with me a certain meed of praise, for we have worked
+under extreme difficulties. Not only under the ordinary difficulties in
+dealing with a very complicated arrangement, but we have had to work in
+the face of the most dire opposition on the part of a great number of
+people who ought to have been the first to help us. ["Hear! Hear!"] The
+Chairman has referred to the opposition of the Press; but that has been
+nothing to the opposition we have met with in our own profession--the
+profession of ten, fifteen, or twenty years ago, when great reforms were
+begun in the Army by the ablest War Secretary who has ever been in
+office--I mean Lord Cardwell. His name is now almost forgotten by the
+present generation, and also the names of many other distinguished
+officers in their day, whose names were associated with many of the
+brightest moments of English victory and English conquest, and who set
+their faces honestly against alteration, and firmly believed that the
+young men of those days were a set of madmen and a set of Radicals who
+were anxious to overturn not only the British Army, but the whole
+British Constitution with it. [Laughter.] This prejudice spread into
+high places, until at last we were looked upon as a party of faddists
+who ought to be banished to the farthest part of our dominions. [Renewed
+laughter.] But I am glad to say that the tree we planted then took root,
+and there gradually grew up around us a body of young officers, men
+highly instructed in their profession, who supported us, carried us
+through, and enabled us to arrive at the perfection which, I think, we
+have now attained. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+
+There has been abroad in the Army for a great many years an earnest
+desire on the part of a large section, certainly, to make themselves
+worthy of the Army and worthy of the nation by whom they were paid, and
+for whose good they existed. That feeling has become more intensified
+every year, and at the present moment, if you examine the Army List, you
+will find that almost all the Staff Officers recently gone out to South
+Africa have been educated at the Staff College, established to teach the
+higher science of our profession and to educate a body of men who will
+be able to conduct the military affairs of the country when it comes to
+their turn to do so. Those men are now arriving at the top of the tree,
+thank God! while many of those magnificent old soldiers under whom I was
+brought up have disappeared from the face of the earth, and others who
+are to be seen at the clubs have come round--they have been converted in
+their last moments [laughter]; they have the frankness to tell you they
+made a mistake. They recognize that they were wrong and that we were
+right. [Cheers.]
+
+I quite endorse what the Chairman says about the success of the
+mobilization, and I will slightly glance at the state of affairs as they
+at present exist in South Africa. I have the advantage of having spent
+some time in South Africa, and of having been--not only General
+Commanding, but Governor and High Commissioner, with high-sounding
+titles given me by her Majesty. I know, consequently, not only a little
+of South Africa, but a good deal of Boer character. During my stay as
+Governor of the Transvaal, I had many opportunities of knowing people
+whom you have recently seen mentioned as the principal leaders in this
+war against us. There are many traits in their character for which I
+have the greatest possible admiration. They are a very strongly
+conservative people--I do not mean in a political sense at all, but they
+were, I found, anxious to preserve and conserve all that was best in the
+institutions handed down to them from their forefathers. But of all the
+ignorant people in that world that I have ever been brought into contact
+with, I will back the Boers of South Africa as the most ignorant. At the
+same time they are an honest people. When the last President of the
+Transvaal handed over the government to us--and I may say, within
+parentheses, that the last thing an Englishman would do under the
+circumstances would be to look in the till--there was only 4_s._ 6_d._
+to the credit of the Republic. [Laughter.] Within a few weeks or days of
+the hoisting of the British flag in the Transvaal a bill for Ł4 10_s._
+4_d._ came in against the Boer Government, and was dishonored. [Renewed
+laughter.] The Boers at that time--perhaps we did not manage them
+properly--certainly set their face against us, and things have gone on
+from bad to worse, until the aspiration now moving them is that they
+should rule not only the Transvaal, but that they should rule the whole
+of South Africa. That is the point which I think English people must
+keep before them. There's no question about ruling the Transvaal or the
+Orange Free State--the one great question that has to be fought out
+between the Dutch in South Africa and the English race is, which is to
+be the predominant Power--whether it is to be the Boer Republic or the
+English Monarchy. [Cheers.] Well, if I at all understand and know the
+people of this nation, I can see but one end to it, and it will be the
+end that we hope for and have looked for. [Cheers.]
+
+But I would warn every man who takes an interest in this subject not to
+imagine that war can be carried on like a game of chess or some other
+game in which the most powerful intellect wins from the first. War is a
+game of ups and downs, and you may rest assured that it is impossible to
+read in history of any campaign that it has been a march of triumph from
+beginning to end. Therefore, if at the present moment we are suffering
+from disappointments, believe me, those disappointments are in many ways
+useful to us. We have found that the enemy who declared war against
+us--for they are the aggressors--are much more powerful and numerous
+than we anticipated. But at the same time, believe me, that anything
+that may have taken place lately to dishearten the English people has
+had a good effect--it has brought us as a nation closer together. The
+English-speaking people of the world have put their foot down, and
+intend to carry this thing through, no matter what may be the
+consequence. [Cheers.]
+
+I have the greatest possible confidence in British soldiers. I have
+lived in their midst many years of my life, and I am quite certain of
+this, that wherever their officers lead they will follow. If you look
+over the list of our casualties lately, you will find that the British
+officer has led them well. Certainly he has not spared himself; he has
+not been in the background. [Cheers.] He has suffered unfortunately, and
+expects to suffer, and ought to suffer; and I hope most sincerely and
+truly, whatever may be in store for us, whatever battles there may be in
+this war, that when we read the list of casualties there will be a very
+large proportion of officers sufferers as well as men. It would be most
+unworthy of our Army and of our nation if our officers did not lead, and
+if they lead they must suffer as well as those who follow. I am
+extremely obliged to you for the compliment that has been paid to me. It
+has been a very great pleasure for me to come here. I had no idea I was
+to listen to such an admirable speech from your Chairman. I thank you
+sincerely for having listened to me, and hope you will make every
+allowance for any defect in a speech which certainly had not been
+prepared. [Loud cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+WU TING-FANG
+
+
+CHINA AND THE UNITED STATES
+
+ [Speech of Wu Ting-Fang, Chinese Minister to the United States, at
+ the annual dinner of the New York Southern Society, New York City,
+ February 22, 1899. William M. Polk, the President of the Society,
+ occupied the chair. Minister Wu responded to the sentiment, "To our
+ newest and nearest neighbor on our Western border, the most ancient
+ of Empires, which until now has always been in the Far East, and to
+ her distinguished diplomatic representative--_persona grata_ to our
+ Government and to this Society."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN:--It is never too late to learn, and
+since I have been here I have learned that my ancient country, which has
+always been known as an Eastern country, has now turned to be a Western
+country. I do not regret to hear this, because Western countries have
+always been looked on as very powerful nations. [Applause.] In that
+sense I would not be sorry to see my own country assume the position
+that your Western countries have always taken. I do not know whether you
+would wish to have your great Nation become an Eastern country in the
+sense in which Eastern countries are popularly known.
+
+When the invitation to dine with you on this occasion was conveyed to me
+I gladly accepted it because the occasion occurred on the anniversary of
+the birth of George Washington, who is widely and popularly known as the
+Father of your country. Long before I came to the United States as the
+representative of my country, even when I was a boy, I had heard of
+George Washington, and from what I could learn about him I formed a
+profound respect for his name and memory. At this banquet you
+appropriately recall to mind the noble character of your Washington,
+his great deeds, and his unselfish devotion to his country.
+
+It is interesting to know that time changes not only the opinions of
+individuals and parties, but also the traditional policy of a nation. I
+understood when I was a boy that the policy of George Washington was to
+confine his attention and his ambition to the country in which he
+governed. That policy has been followed by all of his successors up to
+very recently. [Laughter and applause.] But the recent momentous events
+have necessitated a new departure. You have been driven to a position
+that you never dreamed of before. You have entered the path of
+Expansion, or, as some call it, Imperialism.
+
+If I understand your chairman correctly, Imperialism practically means
+the power and wisdom to govern. This is not the first time that I have
+heard such a definition of imperialism. I once heard an eminent American
+divine say that imperialism meant civilization--in an American sense.
+[Laughter.] He also added the word liberty, and with your permission I
+would like to make a still further addition: that is, fairness, and just
+treatment of all classes of persons without distinction of race or
+color. [Cheers.] Well, you have the Philippines ceded to you, and you
+are hesitating whether to keep them or not. I see in that very fact of
+your hesitation an indication of your noble character. Suppose a
+precious gift entailing obligations is tendered to a man; he would
+accept it without any thought or hesitation if he were wholly lacking in
+principle; but you hesitate because of your high moral character, and
+your sense of responsibility. I express no opinion as to whether or not
+you should keep the Philippines. That is for you to decide. I am
+confident that when this question has been thoroughly threshed out, you
+will come to the right decision. I will say this: China must have a
+neighbor; and it is my humble opinion that it is better to have a good
+neighbor than an indifferent one.
+
+Should your country decide to keep the Philippines, what would be the
+consequences? A large trade has been carried on for centuries between
+those islands and China. Your trade would be greatly increased and to
+your benefit. Aside from this the American trade in China has been
+increasing largely in the last few years. I have often been asked
+whether we Chinamen are friendly to America. To show you how friendly we
+are, I will tell you that we call your nation a "flowery flag" and that
+we call your people "handsome." Such phrases clearly show that we are
+favorably disposed toward you. If we did not like you, we would not have
+given you such nice names. The officials of China, as well as the
+people, like Americans, and our relations, officially and commercially,
+are cordial.
+
+There is, however, one disturbing element--one unsatisfactory feature--I
+refer to your Chinese Immigration law. Your people do not know and do
+not understand my people. You have judged all of my people from the
+Chinese in California. Your Chinese exclusion law has now been in
+operation for fifteen or sixteen years, but it cannot be said to have
+been satisfactory even to yourselves. Those laws were intended to keep
+the Chinese cheap labor out of your country, but they have also kept out
+the better class of my countrymen whom I am satisfied the laws did not
+intend to exclude. I desire to throw no blame on any of your officials
+for their zeal in enforcing the laws. They simply do their duty. But I
+want to point out to you that those laws do not bring about the results
+intended by your legislators. Besides, their existence gives the
+impression in our country that your people do not like our people. I
+personally know that is not so, but I would like to see this disturbing
+element removed by a modification of the laws. Once remove that
+disturbing element and our people would welcome your Americans to China
+with open arms.
+
+As to the character of our people I can refer you only to those who have
+been in China. I will refer you to the opinion of a man who for a great
+many years was in China at the head of the Hong-Kong and Shanghai Bank.
+After twenty-five years' service, he resigned, and on the eve of his
+departure he was given a banquet by foreigners, not by Chinese, mind;
+and in the course of his speech he went out of his way to speak of his
+relations with Chinese merchants. As I remember, the substance of his
+speech was that during all those years in China, he had had dealings
+with Chinese merchants aggregating hundreds of millions of dollars, and
+he said that, large as were those dealings, he had never lost a cent
+through any Chinese merchant. That testimony was given unsolicited by a
+man long resident in China, and shows indisputably the character of our
+merchants.
+
+Now that you have become our neighbor, and if you want to deal with
+China, here is the class of people you have to deal with; and if you see
+your way clear to modify the only obstacle that now stands in the way of
+respectable Chinese coming here, and doing away with the false
+impression in the minds of our people, I have no doubt that such a step
+would redound to the benefit of both parties. If you look at the returns
+furnished by your consuls or by our customs returns, you will find that
+your trade in China has increased to a remarkable degree. China is
+constructing a railway from north to south, and she is practically an
+open door for your trade purposes. There is a great field for you there;
+and with all our people favorably disposed toward you, I am sure you
+will receive further benefits through the means of still further
+increased trade. [Loud applause.]
+
+
+
+
+WALTER WYMAN
+
+
+SONS OF THE REVOLUTION
+
+ [Speech of Surgeon-General Walter Wyman at the banquet given in
+ Washington, D. C., February 22, 1900, by the Society of the Sons of
+ the Revolution in the District of Columbia.]
+
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:--In behalf of the Society of the Sons of
+the Revolution in the District of Columbia it becomes my pleasant duty
+to bid you welcome on this occasion, the anniversary of the birthday of
+George Washington, the Father of his country.
+
+The Society of the Sons of the Revolution was founded in 1883, in New
+York, its purpose, as expressed by the Constitution, being "to
+perpetuate the memory of the men, who, in the military, naval, and civic
+service of the Colonies and of the Continental Congress, by their acts
+and counsel achieved the independence of the Country." The New York
+Society, to be historically correct, was instituted February 22, 1876,
+but was reorganized in 1883, when the General Society was formed. State
+Societies were subsequently formed in Alabama, California, Colorado,
+Connecticut, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana,
+Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri,
+Montana, New Hampshire, New Jersey, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio,
+Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia,
+State of Washington, and West Virginia, there being, therefore,
+thirty-one State Societies, with a total membership of 6,031. The
+District of Columbia Society was formed in 1889, and now numbers over
+two hundred and fifty members.
+
+The object of these Societies is not, as some may imagine, to indulge a
+pride of ancestry, or to establish exclusive organizations with a
+membership dependent upon the deeds of forefathers for its own
+distinction, but rather to encourage and stimulate a desire for
+knowledge of the problems which were presented to, and the circumstances
+which confronted our revolutionary forefathers; to study their courage
+and wisdom in council and their valor in war, which resulted in the
+establishment of a Republic, the most potent in the history of the
+world.
+
+The illumination of the past is useless unless its rays are made to
+penetrate into the present, bestowing guidance and confidence. The
+records of our forefathers, therefore, are brought forth and published
+to the world, chiefly to stimulate ourselves to like courage and
+devotion should occasion arise.
+
+The patriotism displayed by both the North and the South during the War
+of the Rebellion, and the patriotism displayed during the recent
+Spanish-American War, are evidences that true American spirit is as
+strong to-day as it was in the days which gave birth to our Republic.
+The associations now in existence, having their origin in the War of the
+Rebellion and the Spanish-American War, are similar in their aim and
+objects to the Society of the Sons of the Revolution. This Society seeks
+to preserve the records of the founders of the Republic, to cause these
+records to be published and preserved in permanent form--not only those
+which are to be found in the archives of the Nation and of the States,
+but fragmentary facts of vast interest, in the hands of private
+individuals, which would otherwise become lost or forgotten. It erects
+monuments to commemorate the lives of distinguished men, and mural
+tablets to signalize important events; it establishes prize essays for
+competition among school children on subjects relating to the American
+Revolution, and seeks to inspire respect and affection for the flag of
+the Union.
+
+The numerous celebrations and excursions to points of historical
+interest, of the District of Columbia Society, within the past ten
+years, must still be fresh in the minds of many among this audience.
+Each Fourth of July, each Washington's Birthday, as well as on other
+occasions within the past ten years, has this Society indulged in
+patriotic celebration. The celebration of to-day is of peculiar
+significance. Questions, second only in importance to those which
+confronted Washington, are before us. The Nation is entering upon a
+career of influence and beneficence which even Washington never dreamed
+of. Questions of government, involving the rights of men, the
+responsibilities of the strong in their relations to the weak, the
+promulgation of freedom without license, are problems facing the
+American Congress and the people to-day. The force of events has
+extended the responsibility of these United States to Cuba, Porto Rico,
+Hawaii, the Philippines, Guam, and Samoa.
+
+During the events of the past two years every thinking man and woman
+must have been impressed by the gravity of the problems with which our
+present Chief Executive has been forced to grapple: problems that have
+demanded of him many of the great qualities which distinguished our
+first President. These problems involved a steady adherence to what is
+right, a lofty patriotism sinking the individual in the consideration of
+the public good. Firmness before the enemy, buoyancy and strength before
+friends, and humility before the Creator who disposes of all things.
+These are elements of character which not only distinguished George
+Washington, but which I am only echoing public sentiment in saying
+likewise have distinguished our present Chief Executive, and inspired an
+affection for and a confidence in the name of William McKinley.
+
+It is peculiarly befitting at this time, therefore, to study those
+characteristics of great men which enable them to meet great emergencies
+and at the same time preserve their own simplicity and nobility of
+character untainted by selfishness. Of the living we may not speak too
+freely, but every act and sentiment of him "who by his unwearied
+exertions in the cabinet and in the field achieved for us the glorious
+revolution," is ours for contemplation and comment. Both time and place
+are singularly appropriate. In this city bearing his name, facing the
+noble shaft erected to his memory, within the territory which he most
+frequented, and almost in sight of his stately home on the Potomac, it
+is befitting that we here celebrate his natal day. [Prolonged applause.]
+
+
+
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[1] Robert G. Ingersoll.
+
+[2] Jay Gould.
+
+[3] TRANSLATION.--Will you kindly allow me to make my speech in
+French? If I address you in a tongue that I do not speak, and that no
+one here understands, I must lay the entire blame on that unfortunate
+example of Mr. Coudert. What I desire to say is--
+
+[4] TRANSLATION.--When the heart is full it overflows, and this
+evening my heart is full of France, but--
+
+[5] Henry W. Grady.
+
+[6] Glaucopis.
+
+[7] Allusion to John T. Hoffman, who occupied the post of Recorder
+previous to his election as Mayor.
+
+[8] Mrs. Ripley.
+
+[9] Charles Cotesworth Beaman.
+
+[10] Horace Porter.
+
+[11] Harriet Beecher Stowe, died July 1, 1896.
+
+[12] Abraham Lincoln.
+
+[13] Professor Woodrow Wilson was, at the suggestion of the retiring
+president (Francis Landey Patton) of Princeton University, unanimously
+elected to fill his place as president, June 9, 1902.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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+
+
+
+
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img-decoration.jpg" alt="decoration" title="decoration" /></div>
+
+
+<p><a name="frontis" id="frontis"></a></p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img-frontispiece.jpg" alt="Frontispiece" title="Frontispiece" /></div>
+
+<p class='center'><i>PRISCILLA AND JOHN ALDEN</i></p>
+
+<p class='center'><i>Photogravure after a painting by Lasalett J. Potts</i></p>
+
+<p class='center'>An admirable conception of the old story of an early Puritan courtship
+famous in song and story, and made use of by many New England orators.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img-title.jpg" alt="Title Page" title="Title Page" /></div>
+
+
+
+ <h1>MODERN</h1>
+
+ <h1>ELOQUENCE</h1>
+
+
+ <h3>EDITOR<br />
+
+ THOMAS B REED</h3>
+
+
+ <h3>ASSOCIATE EDITORS<br />
+ JUSTIN McCARTHY &middot; ROSSITER JOHNSON<br />
+
+ ALBERT ELLERY BERGH<br /></h3>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ <h2>VOLUME III<br />
+
+ After-Dinner<br />
+
+ Speeches<br />
+
+ P-Z</h2>
+
+
+ <p class='center'>GEO. L. SHUMAN &amp; CO.<br />
+ CHICAGO</p>
+
+
+<p class='center'>Copyright, 1903<br />
+JOHN R SHUMAN<br /><br /></p>
+
+<h3><i>COMMITTEE OF SELECTION</i></h3>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Edward Everett Hale</span>, Author of "The Man Without a Country."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">John B. Gordon</span>, Former United States Senator.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Nathan Haskell Dole</span>, Associate Editor "International Library of
+Famous Literature."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">James B. Pond</span>, Manager Lecture Bureau; Author of
+"Eccentricities of Genius."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">George McLean Harper</span>, Professor of English Literature,
+Princeton University.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Lorenzo Sears</span>, Professor of English Literature, Brown
+University.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Edwin M. Bacon</span>, Former Editor "Boston Advertiser" and "Boston
+Post."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">J. Walker McSpadden</span>, Managing Editor "&Eacute;dition Royale" of
+Balzac's Works.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">F. Cunliffe Owen</span>, Member Editorial Staff "New York Tribune."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Truman A. DeWeese</span>, Member Editorial Staff "Chicago
+Times-Herald."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Champ Clark</span>, Member of Congress from Missouri.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Marcus Benjamin</span>, Editor, National Museum, Washington, D. C.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Clark Howell</span>, Editor "Atlanta Constitution."<br /><br /></p>
+
+
+<h3>INTRODUCTIONS AND SPECIAL ARTICLES BY</h3>
+
+
+<div class='center'>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2" summary="INTRODUCTIONS AND SPECIAL ARTICLES">
+<tr><td align='left'>Thomas B. Reed,</td><td align='left'>Hamilton Wright Mabie,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>Lorenzo Sears,</td><td align='left'>Jonathan P. Dolliver,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>Champ Clark,</td><td align='left'>Edward Everett Hale,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='center' colspan="2">Albert Ellery Bergh.</td></tr>
+</table></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Note</span>.&mdash;A large number of the most distinguished speakers of
+this country and Great Britain have selected their own best speeches for
+this Library. These speakers include Whitelaw Reid, William Jennings
+Bryan, Henry van Dyke, Henry M. Stanley, Newell Dwight Hillis, Joseph
+Jefferson, Sir Henry Irving, Arthur T. Hadley, John D. Long, David Starr
+Jordan, and many others of equal note.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><i>CONTENTS</i></h2>
+
+<h3>VOLUME III</h3>
+
+
+
+<div class='center'>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="CONTENTS">
+<tr><td align='left'></td><td align='right'>PAGE</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Page, Thomas Nelson</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Torch of Civilization</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_861'><b>861</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Palmer, George M.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Lawyer in Politics</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_872'><b>872</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Palmerston, Lord (Henry John Temple)</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Illusions Created by Art</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_876'><b>876</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Paxton, John R.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">A Scotch-Irishman's Views of the Puritan</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_880'><b>880</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Phelps, Edward John</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Farewell Address</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_887'><b>887</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Pinero, Arthur Wing</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Drama</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_892'><b>892</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Porter, Horace</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Men of Many Inventions</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_897'><b>897</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">How to Avoid the Subject</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_904'><b>904</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">A Trip Abroad with Depew</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_908'><b>908</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Woman</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_913'><b>913</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Friendliness of the French</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_919'><b>919</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Citizen Soldier</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_924'><b>924</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Many-Sided Puritan</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_928'><b>928</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Abraham Lincoln</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_931'><b>931</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Sires and Sons</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_935'><b>935</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Assimilated Dutchman</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_939'><b>939</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Tribute to General Grant</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_944'><b>944</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Porter, Noah</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Teachings of Science and Religion</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_950'><b>950</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Potter, Henry Codman</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Church</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_955'><b>955</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Pryor, Roger Atkinson</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Virginia's Part in American History</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_959'><b>959</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Quincy, Josiah</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Welcome to Dickens</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_964'><b>964</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Raymond, Andrew V. V.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Dutch as Enemies</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_970'><b>970</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Read, Opie P.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Modern Fiction</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_976'><b>976</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Reid, Whitelaw</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Press&mdash;Right or Wrong</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_979'><b>979</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Gladstone, England's Greatest Leader</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_981'><b>981</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Robbins, W. L.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Pulpit and the Bar</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_985'><b>985</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Roche, James Jeffrey</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Press</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_988'><b>988</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Roosa, D. B. St. John</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Salt of the Earth</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_992'><b>992</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Roosevelt, Theodore</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Hollander as an American</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_998'><b>998</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">True Americanism and Expansion</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1002'><b>1002</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Rosebery, Lord</span> (<span class="smcap">Archibald Philip Primrose</span>)</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Portrait and Landscape Painting</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1008'><b>1008</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Sala, George Augustus</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Friend and Foe</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1014'><b>1014</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Salisbury, Lord</span> (<span class="smcap">Robert Arthur Talbot Gascoyne-Cecil</span>)</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Kitchener in Africa</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1018'><b>1018</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Sampson, William Thomas</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Victory in Superior Numbers</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1023'><b>1023</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Schenck, Noah Hunt</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Truth and Trade</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1026'><b>1026</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Schley, Winfield Scott</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Navy in Peace and in War</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1031'><b>1031</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Schliemann, Heinrich</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Beginnings of Art</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1034'><b>1034</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Schurz, Carl</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Old World and the New</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1036'><b>1036</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Seward, William H.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">A Pious Pilgrimage</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1042'><b>1042</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Sherman, William Tecumseh</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Army and Navy</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1046'><b>1046</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">A Reminiscence of the War</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1051'><b>1051</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Smith, Ballard</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Press of the South</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1057'><b>1057</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Smith, Charles Emory</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Ireland's Struggles</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1059'><b>1059</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The President's Prelude</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1062'><b>1062</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Spencer, Herbert</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Gospel of Relaxation</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1067'><b>1067</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Stanley, Arthur Penrhyn</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">America Visited</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1073'><b>1073</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Stanley, Henry Morton</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Through the Dark Continent</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1077'><b>1077</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Stedman, Edmund Clarence</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Tribute to Richard Henry Stoddard</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1085'><b>1085</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Stephen, Leslie</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Critic</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1091'><b>1091</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Storrs, Richard Salter</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Victory at Yorktown</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1094'><b>1094</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Stryker, William Scudder</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Dutch Heroes of the New World</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1104'><b>1104</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Sullivan, Sir Arthur</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Music</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1108'><b>1108</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Sumner, Charles</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Intercourse with China</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1110'><b>1110</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Qualities that Win</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1115'><b>1115</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Talmage, Thomas Dewitt</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Behold the American!</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1122'><b>1122</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">What I Know about the Dutch</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1128'><b>1128</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Taylor, Bayard</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Tribute to Goethe</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1136'><b>1136</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Thompson, Slason</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Ethics of the Press</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1139'><b>1139</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Tilton, Theodore</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Woman</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1142'><b>1142</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Twichell, Joseph Hopkins</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Yankee Notions</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1147'><b>1147</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Soldier Stamp</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Tyndall, John</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Art and Science</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1160'><b>1160</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Van de Water, George Roe</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Dutch Traits</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1162'><b>1162</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Verdery, Marion J.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The South in Wall Street</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1168'><b>1168</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Wales, Prince of</span> (<span class="smcap">Albert Edward</span>)</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Colonies</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1175'><b>1175</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Wallace, Hugh C.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Southerner in the West</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1178'><b>1178</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Ward, Samuel Baldwin</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Medical Profession</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1182'><b>1182</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Warner, Charles Dudley</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Rise of "The Atlantic"</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1186'><b>1186</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Watterson, Henry</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Our Wives</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1189'><b>1189</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Puritan, and the Cavalier</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1191'><b>1191</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Wayland, Heman Lincoln</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Force of Ideas</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1197'><b>1197</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Causes of Unpopularity</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1201'><b>1201</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Webster, Daniel</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Constitution and the Union</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1210'><b>1210</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Wheeler, Joseph</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The American Soldier</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1220'><b>1220</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Whipple, Edwin Percy</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">China Emerging from Her Isolation</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1225'><b>1225</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Sphere of Woman</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1229'><b>1229</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">White, Andrew Dickson</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Commerce and Diplomacy</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1232'><b>1232</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Wiley, Harvey Washington</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Ideal Woman</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1240'><b>1240</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Wilson, Woodrow</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Our Ancestral Responsibilities</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1248'><b>1248</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Winslow, John</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The First Thanksgiving Day</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1253'><b>1253</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Winter, William</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Tribute to John Gilbert</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1257'><b>1257</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Tribute to Lester Wallack</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1260'><b>1260</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Winthrop, Robert C.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Ottoman Empire</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1263'><b>1263</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Wise, John Sergeant</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Captain John Smith</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1266'><b>1266</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Legal Profession</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1271'><b>1271</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Wolcott, Edward Oliver</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Bright Land to Westward</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1273'><b>1273</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Wolseley, Lord</span> (<span class="smcap">Garnet Joseph Wolseley</span>)</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The Army in the Transvaal</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1280'><b>1280</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Wu Ting-fang</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">China and the United States</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1284'><b>1284</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Wyman, Walter</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2em;">Sons of the Revolution</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1288'><b>1288</b></a></td></tr>
+</table></div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
+
+<h3>VOLUME III</h3>
+
+
+<div class='center'>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="ILLUSTRATIONS">
+<tr><td align='left'>&nbsp;</td><td align='right'>PAGE</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Priscilla and John Alden</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#frontis'><i>Frontispiece</i></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Photogravure after a painting by Lasalett J. Potts</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>"<span class="smcap">Law</span>"</td><td align='right'><a href='#law'><b>872</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Photo-engraving in colors after the original mosaic</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">panel by Frederick Dielman</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Horace Porter</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#porter'><b>897</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Photogravure after a photograph from life</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Minute Man</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#minuteman'><b>936</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Photogravure after a photograph</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Theodore Roosevelt</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#roosevelt'><b>998</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Photogravure after a photograph from life</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Lord Rosebery</span> (<span class="smcap">Archibald Philip Primrose</span>)</td><td align='right'><a href='#rosebery'><b>1008</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Photogravure after a photograph from life</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Henry Watterson</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#watterson'><b>1189</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Photogravure after a photograph from life</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The National Monument To the Forefathers</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#nationalmon'><b>1210</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Photogravure after a photograph</span></td></tr>
+</table></div>
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_861" id="Page_861">[Pg 861]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>THOMAS NELSON PAGE</h2>
+
+
+<h4>THE TORCH OF CIVILIZATION</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Thomas Nelson Page at the twentieth annual dinner of the
+New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1899. The
+President, Frederic A. Ward, said: "In these days of blessed amity,
+when there is no longer a united South or a disunited North, when
+the boundary of the North is the St. Lawrence and the boundary of
+the South the Rio Grande, and Mason and Dixon's Line is forever
+blotted from the map of our beloved country, and the nation has
+grown color-blind to blue and gray, it is with peculiar pleasure
+that we welcome here to-night a distinguished and typical
+representative of that noble people who live in that part of the
+present North that used to be called Dixie, of whom he has himself
+so beautifully and so truly said, 'If they bore themselves
+haughtily in their hour of triumph, they bore defeat with splendid
+fortitude. Their entire system crumbled and fell around them in
+ruins; they remained unmoved; they suffered the greatest
+humiliation of modern times; their slaves were put over them; they
+reconquered their section and preserved the civilization of the
+Anglo-Saxon.' It is not necessary, ladies and gentlemen, that I
+should introduce the next speaker to you, for I doubt not that you
+all belong to the multitude of mourners, who have wept real tears
+with black Sam and Miss Annie beside the coffin of Marse Chan; but
+I will call upon our friend, Thomas Nelson Page, to respond to the
+next toast, 'The Debt Each Part of the Country Owes the Other.'"]</p></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;I did not remember that I had written
+anything as good as that which my friend has just quoted. It sounded to
+me, as he quoted it, very good indeed. At any rate, it is very true,
+and, perhaps, that it is true is the reason that you have done me the
+honor to invite me here to-night. I have been sitting for an hour in
+such a state of tremulousness and fright, facing this audience I was to
+address, that the ideas I had carefully gathered together have, I fear,
+rather taken flight; but I shall give them to you as they come, though
+they may not be in quite<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_862" id="Page_862">[Pg 862]</a></span> as good order as I should like them. The gift
+of after-dinner speaking is one I heard illustrated the other day very
+well at a dinner at which my friend, Judge Bartlett and I were present.
+A gentleman told a story of an English bishop travelling in a
+third-class railway carriage with an individual who was swearing most
+tremendously, originally, and picturesquely, till finally the bishop
+said to him: "My dear sir, where in the world did you learn to swear in
+that extraordinary manner?" And he said, "It can't be learned, it is a
+gift." After-dinner speaking is a gift I have often envied, ladies and
+gentlemen, and as I have not it I can only promise to tell you what I
+really think on the subject which I am here to speak about to-night.</p>
+
+<p>I feel that in inviting me here as the representative of the South to
+speak on this occasion, I could not do you any better honor than to tell
+you precisely what I do think and what those, I in a manner represent,
+think; and I do not know that our views would differ very materially
+from yours. I could not, if I would, undertake merely to be entertaining
+to you. I am very much in that respect like an old darky I knew of down
+in Virginia, who on one occasion was given by his mistress some
+syllabub. It was spiced a little with&mdash;perhaps&mdash;New England rum, or
+something quite as strong that came from the other side of Mason and
+Dixon's Line, but still was not very strong. When he got through she
+said, "How did you like that?" He said, "If you gwine to gimme foam,
+gimme foam; but if you gwine to gimme dram, gimme dram." You do not want
+from me syllabub I am sure.</p>
+
+<p>When I came here I had no idea that I was to address so imposing an
+assemblage as this. I had heard about forefathers and knew that there
+were foremothers also, but did not know that they were going to grace
+this assembly with their presence as they do to-night. When a youngster,
+I was told by an old gentleman, before the day of the unhappy
+stenographer, "You can go out in the world all right if you have four
+speeches. If you have one for the Fourth of July, one for a tournament
+address, one to answer the toast to 'Woman,' and the fourth 'to sweep
+all creation.'" I thought of bringing with me my Fourth of July speech.
+If I had known I was going to address this audience I would<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_863" id="Page_863">[Pg 863]</a></span> have
+brought along the one that answered the toast to "Woman."</p>
+
+<p>But I do not know any man in the world better prepared to address you on
+the subject of my toast, "The Debt Each Part of the Country Owes the
+Other," than myself, for I married a lady from the North. She
+represented in her person the blood both of Virginia and of New England.
+Her mother was a Virginian and her father a gentleman from New
+Hampshire; consequently, as I have two young daughters, who always
+declare themselves Yankees, I am here to speak with due gratitude to
+both sections, and with strong feeling for both sections to-night.</p>
+
+<p>It seems to me that the two sections which we have all heard talked
+about so much in the past, have been gradually merging into one, and
+Heaven knows I hope there may never be but one again. In the nature of
+things it was impossible at first that there could be only one, but of
+late the one great wall that divided them has passed away, and, standing
+here facing you to-night, I feel precisely as I should if I were
+standing facing an audience of my own dear Virginians. There is no
+longer division among us. They say that the South became reconciled and
+showed its loyalty to the Union first at the time of the war with Spain.
+It is not true; the South became reconciled and showed its loyalty to
+the Union after Appomattox. When Lee laid down his arms and accepted the
+terms of the magnanimous Grant, the South rallied behind him, and he
+went to teach peace and amity and union to his scholars at Lexington, to
+the sons of his old soldiers. It is my pride that I was one of the
+pupils at that university, which bears the doubly-honored names of
+Washington and Lee. He taught us only fealty to the Union and to the
+flag of the Union. He taught us also that we should never forget the
+flag under which our fathers fought during the Civil War. With it are
+embalmed the tears, the holy memories that cluster thick around our
+hearts, and I should be unworthy to stand and talk to you to-night as an
+honorable man if I did not hold in deepest reverence that flag that
+represented the spirit that actuated our fathers. It stood for the
+principles of liberty, and, strange as it may seem, both sides, though
+fighting under different banners, fought for the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_864" id="Page_864">[Pg 864]</a></span> same principles seen
+from different sides. It has not interfered with our loyalty to the
+Union since that flag was furled.</p>
+
+<p>I do not, however, mean to drift into that line of thought. I do not
+think that it is really in place here to-night, but I want you to know
+how we feel at the South. Mason and Dixon's Line is laid down on no map
+and no longer laid down in the memory of either side. The Mason and
+Dixon's Line of to-day is that which circumscribes this great Union,
+with all its advantages, all its hopes, and all its aspirations. This is
+the Mason and Dixon's Line for us to-day, and as a representative of the
+South, I am here to speak to you on that account. We do owe&mdash;these two
+sections do owe&mdash;each other a great deal. But I will tell you what we
+owe each other more, perhaps, than anything else. When this country was
+settled for us it was with sparsely scattered settlements, ranging along
+the Atlantic coast. When the first outside danger threatened it, the two
+sections immediately drew together. New England had formed her own
+confederation, and at the South the Carolinas and Virginia had a
+confederation of their own, though not so compact; but the first thing
+formed when danger threatened this country was a committee of safety,
+which immediately began correspondence among the several colonies, and
+it was the fact that these very colonies stood together in the face of
+danger, shoulder to shoulder, and back to back, that enabled us to
+achieve what we did achieve.</p>
+
+<p>Standing here, on this great anniversary at the very end of the century,
+facing the new century, it is impossible that one should not look back,
+and equally impossible that one should not look forward. We are just at
+the close of what we call, and call rightly, a century of great
+achievements. We pride ourselves upon the work this country has
+accomplished. We point to a government based upon the consent of the
+governed, such as the world has never seen; wealth which has been piled
+up such as no country has ever attained within that time, or double or
+quadruple that time. It is such a condition of life as never existed in
+any other country. From Mount Desert to the Golden Gate, yes, from the
+islands which Columbus saw, thinking he had found the East Indies, to
+the East Indies themselves, where,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_865" id="Page_865">[Pg 865]</a></span> even as I speak, the American flag
+is being planted, our possessions and our wealth extend. We have, though
+following the arts of peace, an army ready to rise at the sound of the
+bugle greater than Rome was ever able to summon behind her golden
+eagles. We are right to call it a century of achievement. We pride
+ourselves upon it. Now, who achieved that? Not we, personally; our
+fathers achieved it; your fathers and my fathers; your fathers, when
+they left England and set their prows westward and landed upon the
+rock-bound coast; when they drew up their compact of civil government,
+which was a new thing in the history of the world. We did our part in
+the South, and when the time came they staked all that they had upon the
+principle of a government based only upon the consent of the governed.</p>
+
+<p>We pride ourselves upon the fact that we can worship God according to
+the dictates of our own conscience. We speak easily of God, "whose
+service is perfect freedom," but it was not we, but our fathers who
+achieved that. Our fathers "left us an heritage, and it has brought
+forth abundantly."</p>
+
+<p>I say this to draw clearly the line between mere material wealth and
+that which is the real wealth and welfare of a people. We are rich, but
+our fathers were poor. How did they achieve it? Not by their wealth, but
+by their character&mdash;by their devotion to principle. When I was thinking
+of the speech I was to make here to-night, I asked the descendant of a
+New Englander what he would say was the best thing that the fathers had
+left to the country. He thought for a second and made me a wise answer.
+He said, "I think it was their character." That is indeed the heritage
+they left us; they left us their character. Wealth will not preserve
+that which they left us; not wealth, not power, not "dalliance nor wit"
+will preserve it; nothing but that which is of the spirit will preserve
+it, nothing but character.</p>
+
+<p>The whole story of civilization speaks this truth with trumpet voice.
+One nation rises upon the ruins of another nation. It is when Samson
+lies in the lap of Delilah that the enemy steals upon him and ensnares
+him and binds him. It was when the great Assyrian king walked through<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_866" id="Page_866">[Pg 866]</a></span>
+his palace, and looking around him said in his pride, "Is not this great
+Babylon that I have built for the honor of the kingdom and for the honor
+of my majesty?" that the voice came to him, even while the words were in
+the king's mouth (saith the chronicle), "Thy kingdom is departed from
+thee." It was when Belshazzar sat feasting in his Babylonian palace,
+with his lords and ladies, eating and drinking out of the golden vessels
+that had been sacred to the Lord, that the writing came upon the wall,
+"Thou art weighed in the balance and found wanting." Not only in the
+palace, but all through the great city there was feasting and dancing.
+Why should they not feast and why should they not dance? They were
+secure, with walls that were 350 feet high, eighty-five feet thick, with
+a hundred brazen gates, the city filled with greater wealth than had
+ever been brought before within walls. But out in the country a few
+hardy mountaineers had been digging ditches for some time. Nobody took
+much account of them, yet even that night, in the midst of Belshazzar's
+luxury and feasting, the veteran troops of Cyrus were marching silently
+under the dripping walls, down the bed of the lowered Euphrates, so that
+that which had been the very passageway of Babylon's wealth became the
+pathway of her ruin.</p>
+
+<p>Unless we preserve the character and the institutions our fathers gave
+us we will go down as other nations have gone. We may talk and theorize
+as much as we please, but this is the law of nature&mdash;the stronger pushes
+the weaker to the wall and takes its place.</p>
+
+<p>In the history of civilization first one nation rises and becomes the
+torch-bearer, and then another takes the torch as it becomes stronger,
+the stronger always pushing the weaker aside and becoming in its turn
+the leader. So it has been with the Assyrian, and Babylonian, and
+Median, and, coming on down, with the Greek, the Roman, the Frank, and
+then came that great race, the Anglo-Saxon-Teutonic race, which seems to
+me to-day to be the great torch-bearer for this and for the next coming
+time. Each nation that has borne the torch of civilization has followed
+some path peculiarly its own. Egyptian, Syrian, Persian, Greek, Roman,
+Frank, all had their ideal of power&mdash;order and progress directed under
+Supreme authority, main<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_867" id="Page_867">[Pg 867]</a></span>tained by armed organization. We bear the torch
+of civilization because we possess the principles of civil liberty, and
+we have the character, or should have the character, which our fathers
+have transmitted to us with which to uphold it. If we have it not, then
+be sure that with the certainty of a law of nature some nation&mdash;it may
+be one or it may be another&mdash;it may be Grecian or it may be Slav,
+already knocking at our doors, will push us from the way, and take the
+torch and bear it onward, and we shall go down.</p>
+
+<p>But I have no fear of the future. I think, looking around upon the
+country at present, that even if it would seem to us at times that there
+are gravest perils which confront us, that even though there may be
+evidence of weakening in our character, notwithstanding this I say, I
+believe the great Anglo-Saxon race, not only on the other side of the
+water, but on this side of the water&mdash;and when I say the Anglo-Saxon
+race I mean the great white, English-speaking race&mdash;I use the other term
+because there is none more satisfactory to me&mdash;contains elements which
+alone can continue to be the leaders of civilization, the elements of
+fundamental power, abiding virtue, public and private. Wealth will not
+preserve a state; it must be the aggregation of individual integrity in
+its members, in its citizens, that shall preserve it. That integrity, I
+believe, exists, deep-rooted among our people. Sometimes when I read
+accounts of vice here and there eating into the heart of the people, I
+feel inclined to be pessimistic; but when I come face to face with the
+American and see him in his life, as he truly is; when I reflect on the
+great body of our people that stretch from one side of this country to
+the other, their homes perched on every hill and nestled in every
+valley, and recognize the sterling virtue and the kind of character that
+sustains it, built on the rock of those principles that our fathers
+transmitted to us, my pessimism disappears and I know that not only for
+this immediate time but for many long generations to come, with that
+reservoir of virtue to draw from, we shall sustain and carry both
+ourselves and the whole human race forward.</p>
+
+<p>There are many problems that confront us which we can only solve by the
+exercise of our utmost courage and wisdom. I do not want anything I say
+here this evening to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_868" id="Page_868">[Pg 868]</a></span> have in the least degree the complexion of a
+political talk. I am like a friend of mine down in Virginia who told me
+that he never could talk politics with a man, "Because," he says, "I am
+that sort of a blanked fool that thinks if a man disagrees with him in
+politics he has insulted him." Consequently, I am not discussing this
+matter in any political sense whatever. But I feel quite sure, though I
+see many men whose opinion I respect who disagree with me, that yet this
+great people of ours is strong enough to carry through any obligations
+whatever which they may take up. I have no fear, however it may cause
+trouble, or may create difference and complication, of our extending our
+flag in the way we have done of late. I know that I differ with a very
+considerable section of the people of the South from whom I come, but I
+have no question whatever that we possess the strength to maintain any
+obligation that we assume, and I feel sure that in the coming years this
+great race of ours will have shown strength and resolution enough not
+only to preserve itself, to preserve the great heritage our fathers have
+given us of civil liberty here, but also to carry it to the isles of the
+sea, and, if necessary, to the nations beyond the sea. Of one thing I am
+very sure, that had our fathers been called on to solve this problem
+they would have solved it, not in the light of a hundred years ago, but
+in that of the present.</p>
+
+<p>Among the problems that confront us we have one great problem, already
+alluded to indirectly to-night. You do not have it here in the North as
+we have it with us in the South, and yet, I think, it is a problem that
+vitally concerns you too. There is no problem that can greatly affect
+one section of this country that does not affect the other. As I came
+into your city to-night I saw your great structure across the river
+here, binding the two great cities together and making them one, and I
+remember that as I came the last time into your beautiful bay down
+yonder, I saw what seemed to be a mere web of gossamer, a bare hand's
+breadth along the horizon. It seemed as if I might have swept it away
+with my hand if I could have reached it, so airy and light it was in the
+distance, but when I came close to it to-night I found that it was one
+of the greatest structures that human intellect has ever devised. I saw<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_869" id="Page_869">[Pg 869]</a></span>
+it thrilling and vibrating with every energy of our pulsating, modern
+life. At a distance it looked as if the vessels nearest would strike it,
+full head, and carry it away. When I reached it I saw that it was so
+high, so vast, that the traffic of your great stream passed easily
+backward and forward under it. So it is with some of these problems.
+They may appear very small to you, ladies and gentlemen, or to us, when
+seen at a distance&mdash;as though merely a hand-sweep would get rid of them;
+but I tell you they are too vast to be moved easily.</p>
+
+<p>There is one that with us overshadows all the rest. The great
+Anglo-Saxon race in the section of this country containing the
+inhabitants of the South understands better than you do the gravity of
+that great problem which confronts them. It is "like the pestilence that
+walketh in darkness, the destruction that wasteth at noonday." It
+confronts us all the day; it is the spectre that ever sits beside our
+bed. No doubt we make mistakes about it; no doubt there are outbreaks
+growing out of some phases of it that astound, and shock, and stun you,
+as they do ourselves. But believe me, the Anglo-Saxon race has set
+itself, with all its power, to face it and to overcome it; to solve it
+in some way, and in the wisest way. Have patience and it will be solved.
+Time is the great solver, and time alone. If you knew the problem as I
+do, my words would have more weight with you than they have. I cannot,
+perhaps, expect you even to understand entirely what I am saying to you,
+but when I tell you that it is the greatest problem that at present
+faces the South, as it has done for the last thirty years, I am saying
+it to you as an American&mdash;one of yourselves, who wants to get at the
+right, and get at the truth, and who will get on his knees and thank God
+for anyone who will tell him how to solve the problem and meet the
+dangers that are therein.</p>
+
+<p>Those dangers are not only for us, they are for you. The key to it, in
+our opinion, is that to which I alluded but just now; that for the
+present, at least, the white race is the torch-bearer of civilization,
+not only for itself, but for the world. There is only one thing that I
+can say assuredly, and that is that never again will that element of the
+white race, the white people of the South, any more than you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_870" id="Page_870">[Pg 870]</a></span> of the
+North, consent to be dominated by any weaker race whatsoever. And on
+this depends your salvation, no less than ours. Some of you may remember
+that once, during that great siege of Petersburg, which resulted, in the
+beginning of April, 1865, in the capture of the city and the overthrow
+of the Confederacy, there was an attempt made to mine the hitherto
+impregnable lines of General Lee. Finally, one cold morning, the mine
+was sprung, and a space perhaps double the length of one of your squares
+was blown up, carrying everything adjacent into the air and making a
+breach in the lines. Beside a little stream under the hill in the Union
+lines was massed a large force, a section of which, in front, was
+composed of negroes. They were hurried forward to rush the breach that
+had been created. They were wild with the ardor of battle. As it
+happened, a part of the gray line which had held the adjacent trenches,
+knowing the peril, had thrown themselves, in the dim dawn of the
+morning, across the newly made breach, and when they found the colored
+troops rushing in they nerved themselves anew to the contest. I may say
+to you calmly, after thirty odd years of experience with the negro race,
+that it was well for the town of Petersburg that morning that that
+attempt to carry the lines failed. That thin gray line there in the gray
+dawn set themselves to meet the on-rushing columns and hold them till
+knowledge of the attack spread and succor arrived. You may not agree
+with me that what happened at that time is happening now; but I tell you
+as one who has stood on the line, that we are not only holding it for
+ourselves, but for you. It is the white people of the South that are
+standing to-day between you and the dread problem that now confronts us.
+They are the thin line of Anglo-Saxons who are holding the broken breach
+with all their might till succor comes. And I believe the light will
+come, the day will break and you yourselves stand shoulder to shoulder
+with us, and then with this united, great American people we can face
+not only the colored race at the South, but we can face all other races
+of the world. That is what I look for and pray for, and there are many
+millions of people who are doing the same to-night.</p>
+
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I am not speaking in any spirit<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_871" id="Page_871">[Pg 871]</a></span> which I think
+will challenge your serious criticism. We are ready to do all we can to
+accord full justice to that people. I have many, many friends among
+them. I know well what we owe to that race in the past. I am their
+sincere well-wisher in the present and for the future. They are more
+unfortunate than to blame; they have been misdirected, deceived. Not
+only the welfare of the white people of the South and the welfare of the
+white people of the North, but the salvation of the negro himself
+depends upon the carrying out, in a wise way, the things which I have
+outlined, very imperfectly, I know. When that shall be done we will find
+the African race in America, instead of devoting its energies to the
+uncomprehended and futile political efforts which have been its curse in
+the past, devoting them to the better arts of peace, and then from that
+race will come intellects and intellectual achievements which may
+challenge and demand the recognition of the world. Then those intellects
+will come up and take their places and be accorded their places, not
+only willingly, but gladly. This is already the new line along which
+they are advancing, and their best friends can do them no greater
+service than to encourage and assist them in it; their worst enemy could
+do them no greater injury than to deflect them from it.</p>
+
+<p>This is a very imperfect way, I am aware, ladies and gentlemen, of
+presenting the matter, but I hope you will accept it and believe that I
+am sincere in it. Accept my assurance of the great pleasure I have had
+in coming here this evening.</p>
+
+<p>I remember, when I was a boy, hearing your great fellow-townsman, Mr.
+Beecher, in a lecture in Richmond, speak of this great city as "The
+round-house of New York," in which, he said, the machinery that drove
+New York and moved the world was cleaned and polished every night. I am
+glad to be here, where you have that greatest of American achievements,
+the American home and the American spirit. May it always be kept pure
+and always at only the right fountains have its strength renewed.
+[Prolonged applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_872" id="Page_872">[Pg 872]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>GEORGE M. PALMER</h2>
+
+
+<h4>THE LAWYER IN POLITICS</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of George M. Palmer at the annual banquet of the New York
+State Bar Association, given in Albany, January 18, 1899. President
+Walter S. Logan introduced Mr. Palmer in the following words: "The
+next speaker is the Hon. George M. Palmer, minority leader of the
+Assembly. [Applause.] He is going to speak on 'The Lawyer in
+Politics,' and I am very glad to assure you that his politics are
+of the right kind."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President And Members of the Bar Association of the State of New
+York</span>:&mdash;Through the generous impulse of your committee I enjoy the
+privilege of responding to this toast. I was informed some four weeks
+ago I would be called upon, the committee thinking I would require that
+time in preparation, and I have devoted the entire time since in
+preparing the address for this occasion. "The Lawyer in Politics." The
+first inquiry of the lawyer and politician is, "What is there in it?"
+[Laughter.] I mean by that, the lawyer says in a dignified way, "What
+principle is involved, and how can I best serve my client, always
+forgetting myself?" The politician, and not the statesman, says, "What
+is in it?" Not for himself, oh, never. Not the lawyer in politics; but
+"What is there in it for the people I represent? How can I best serve
+them?"</p>
+
+<p>You may inquire what is there in this toast for you. Not very much. You
+remember the distinguished jurist who once sat down to a course dinner
+similar to this. He had been waited on by one servant during two
+courses. He had had the soup. Another servant came to him and said,
+"Sir, shall I take your order? Will you have some of the chicken soup?"
+"No, sir; I have been served with chicken soup, but the chicken proved
+an alibi." [Laughter.] A <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_873" id="Page_873">[Pg 873]</a></span>distinguished judge in this presence said he
+was much indebted to the Bar. I am very glad to say that the lawyer in
+politics formed a resolution on the first day of last January to square
+himself with the Bar, and he now stands without any debt. [Laughter.] I
+remember a reference made by the distinguished gentleman to a case that
+was tried by a young, struggling attorney. I also remember a young judge
+who appeared in one of the rural counties, who sat and heard a case very
+similar to the one to which reference was made, and I remember the fight
+of the giants before him. Points were raised of momentous importance.
+They were to affect the policy of the State. One lawyer insisted upon
+the correctness of an objection and succeeded. He felt so elated over
+that success he in a short time objected again, and the judge ruled
+against him, but in his ardor he argued with the court. "Why, I can't
+conceive why you make this ruling." "Why," the judge says, "I have just
+ruled with you once, I must rule with the other fellow this time."
+[Laughter.]<br /><br /></p>
+
+<blockquote><p class='center'>REPRODUCTIONS OF MURAL DECORATIONS FROM THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS,
+WASHINGTON</p>
+<p><a name="law" id="law"></a></p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img872.jpg" alt="LAW" title="LAW" /></div>
+
+<h4><i>"LAW"</i></h4>
+
+<p class='center'><i>Photo-engraving in colors after the original mosaic panel by Frederick
+Dielman</i></p>
+
+<p>The mosaics by Mr. Dielman are remarkable for their wealth of color and
+detail&mdash;properties so elusive as to defy the reproducer's art. But the
+picture here given preserves the fundamental idea of the artist. "Law"
+is typified by the central figure of a woman seated on a marble throne
+and holding in one hand the sword of punishment, and in the other the
+palm branch of reward. She wears on her breast the &AElig;gis of Minerva. On
+the steps of the throne are the scales of Justice, the book of Law and
+the white doves of Mercy. On her right are the emblematic figures of
+Truth, Peace, and Industry, on her left are Fraud, Discord, and
+Violence. "Law" is a companion piece to "History."<br /><br /></p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>"The Lawyer in Politics." It is sometimes a question which way the
+lawyer will start when he enters politics. I remember reading once of a
+distinguished lawyer who had a witness upon the stand. He was
+endeavoring to locate the surroundings of a building in which an
+accident occurred, and he had put a female witness on the stand. "Now
+the location of the door: please give it," and she gave it in a timid
+way. "Will you now kindly give the location of the hall in which the
+accident occurred?" She gave it. "Now," he says, "we have arrived at the
+stairs; will you kindly tell me which way the stairs run?" She became a
+little nervous and she says, "I will tell you the best I can; if you are
+at the foot of the stairs they run up, and if you are to the top of the
+stairs they run down." [Laughter.] So sometimes it is pretty important
+to find out which way the lawyer is going when he enters in politics. He
+should be tried and tested before being permitted to enter politics, in
+my judgment, and while the State is taking upon itself the paternal
+control of all our professions and business industries, it seems to me
+they should have a civil service examination for the lawyer before he
+enters the realm of politics.</p>
+
+<p>A lawyer that I heard of, coming from a county down the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_874" id="Page_874">[Pg 874]</a></span> river&mdash;a county
+that has produced distinguished judges who have occupied positions on
+the Court of Appeals and in the Supreme Court of the State&mdash;said of a
+lawyer there who had been in politics, that he had started with bright
+prospects, but had become indebted to the Bar during his period in
+politics. He had gone back and had taken up the small cases, and yet in
+his sober moments it was said the sparks of genius still exhibited
+themselves at times. He was called upon to defend a poor woman at one
+time who was arrested by a heartless corporation for stealing a lot of
+their coal. He sobered up and squared himself before the jury, conducted
+the examination of the case and the trial of it, and in a magnificent
+burst of eloquence the case went to the jury. And after the jury
+retired, he sat, while they deliberated, by his client. And finally the
+jury came in. The foreman rose and said that "The jury find the
+defendant not guilty." The distinguished lawyer, in the presence of the
+crowd and jury, and justice of the peace, straightened back in his
+chair. "My dear Miss Smith, you are again a free woman. No longer the
+imputation of this heinous crime rests upon you. You may go from this
+court-room as free as the bird that pinions its wings and flies toward
+the heavens, to kiss the first ray of the morning sunshine. You may go
+as free as that bird, but before you go pay me that $3.00 you owe me on
+account." [Laughter.] What I mean to enforce by this is that the lawyer
+who is in politics solely for the $3.00 is not a safe man to intrust
+with political power.</p>
+
+<p>Judge Baldwin, of Indiana, it is said, in giving his advice to lawyers
+upon one occasion, told them that the course to be pursued by a lawyer
+was first to get on, second to get honor, and third to get honest.
+[Laughter.] A man who follows that policy in my judgment is not such a
+lawyer as should be let loose in politics. Rather, it seems to me, that
+the advice to give to lawyers, and the principle to follow is, first to
+be honest, second to get on, and third, upon this broad basis, get honor
+if you can. [Applause.] It is unnecessary for me at this time to refer
+to the distinguished men who have entered politics from the profession
+of the law. I could point to those who have occupied the highest
+positions in the gift of the people, who have been the chief executives
+of this great Nation, and who have stood in the halls<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_875" id="Page_875">[Pg 875]</a></span> of Congress, and
+in the legislative halls of our various States, and in these important
+positions have helped formulate the fundamental principles which to-day
+govern us as a free people, and upon which the ark of our freedom rests.
+I believe that while in the past opportunities have presented themselves
+for lawyers in politics, yet no time was ever more favorable than now,
+when it seems to me that the service of the Bar is required in helping
+shape the policies and destinies of our country. We are confronted with
+new conditions, with new propositions, and it seems to me that the man
+who is learned in the law, who, as was once said of the great Peel, that
+his entire course in life, in and out of the profession, was guided by
+the desire to do right and justice, should aid in our adjustment to
+these new conditions.</p>
+
+<p>Professional men who are superior to the fascination of power, or the
+charms of wealth, men who do not employ their power solely for
+self-aggrandizement, but devote their energies in favor of the public
+weal, are men who should be found in the councils of the State. Ours is
+the country and this the occasion when patriotism and legal learning are
+at a premium.</p>
+
+<p>In the settling of the policy of the United States with reference to
+territory recently acquired, lawyers are destined to play a leading
+part. They are very well fitted to appreciate the fundamental principles
+of a free government and of human liberty. It seems the patriotic duty
+of the lawyer to give the country the benefit of his study and
+experience, not as a mere politician, but as a high-minded and learned
+statesman and citizen of our common country.</p>
+
+<p>This is the time when high-minded, learned, and professional men should
+assist to plant and protect the flower of our American policy under our
+new conditions so that the fruitage of our system may be naturalized in
+new fields as a correct policy.</p>
+
+<p>Duty, therefore, seems to call the lawyer to the councils of State. Our
+Country is his client, her perpetuity will be his retainer, fee, and
+compensation. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_876" id="Page_876">[Pg 876]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>LORD PALMERSTON</h2>
+
+<h3>(HENRY JOHN TEMPLE)</h3>
+
+
+
+<h4>ILLUSIONS CREATED BY ART</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Henry John Temple, Viscount Palmerston, Prime Minister
+of England 1859-1865, at the annual banquet of the Royal Academy,
+London, May 2, 1863. Sir Charles Eastlake, the President of the
+Royal Academy, said, in introducing Lord Palmerston: "I now have
+the honor to propose the health of one who is entitled to the
+respect and gratitude of the friends of science and art, the
+promoters of education and the upholders of time-honored
+institutions. I have the honor to propose the health of Viscount
+Palmerston."]</p></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President, Your Royal Highnesses, My Lords, and
+Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;I need not, I am certain, assure you that nothing can
+be more gratifying to the feelings of any man than to receive that
+compliment which you have been pleased to propose and which this
+distinguished assembly has been kind enough so favorably to entertain in
+the toast of his health. It is natural that any man who is engaged in
+public life should feel the greatest interest in the promotion of the
+fine arts. In fact, without a great cultivation of art no nation has
+ever arrived at any point of eminence. We have seen great warlike
+exploits performed by nations in a state, I won't say of comparative
+barbarism, but wanting comparative civilization; we have seen nations
+amassing great wealth, but yet not standing thereby high in the
+estimation of the rest of the world; but when great warlike
+achievements, great national prosperity, and a high cultivation of the
+arts are all combined together, the nation in which those conditions are
+found may pride itself on holding that eminent position among the
+nations of the world which I am proud to say belongs to this country.
+[Loud cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_877" id="Page_877">[Pg 877]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It is gratifying to have the honor of being invited to these periodical
+meetings where we find assembled within these rooms a greater amount of
+cultivation of mind, of natural genius, of everything which constitutes
+the development of human intellect than perhaps ever has assembled
+within the same space elsewhere. And we have besides the gratification
+of seeing that in addition to those living examples of national genius
+the walls are covered with proofs that the national genius is capable of
+the most active and admirable development. [Cheers.] Upon the present
+occasion, Mr. President, every visitor must have seen with the greatest
+delight that by the side of the works of those whose names are familiar
+to all, there are works of great ability brought hither by men who are
+still rising to fame; and, therefore, we have the satisfaction of
+feeling that this country will never be wanting in men distinguished in
+the practice of the fine arts. [Cheers.] One great merit of this
+Exhibition is that whatever may be the turn of a man's mind, whatever
+his position in life, he may at least during the period he is within
+these walls, indulge the most pleasant illusions applicable to the wants
+his mind at that time may feel. A man who comes here shivering in one of
+those days which mark the severity of an English summer, may imagine
+that he is basking in an African sun and he may feel an imaginary warmth
+from the representation of a tropical climate. If, on the other hand, he
+is suffering under those exceptional miseries which one of the few hot
+days of an English summer is apt to create, he may imagine himself
+inhaling the fresh breezes of the seaside; he may suppose himself
+reclining in the cool shade of the most luxuriant foliage; he may for a
+time, in fancy, feel all the delights which the streets and pavements of
+London deny in reality. [Cheers and laughter.] And if he happens to be a
+young man, upon what is conventionally said to be his preferment, that
+is to say, looking out for a partner in life, he may here study all
+kinds and descriptions of female beauty [laughter and cheers]; he may
+satisfy his mind whether light hair or dark, blue eyes or black, the
+tender or the serious, the gay or the sentimental, are most likely to
+contribute to the happiness of his future life. [Cheers.] And without
+exposing himself to any of those embarrassing questions as to his
+intentions [laughter]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_878" id="Page_878">[Pg 878]</a></span> which sometimes too inquisitive a scrutiny may
+bring [much laughter], without creating disappointment or breaking any
+hearts, by being referred to any paternal authority, which, he may not
+desire to consult, he may go and apply to practical selection those
+principles of choice which will result from the study within these
+walls.</p>
+
+<p>Then those of a more serious turn of mind who direct their thoughts to
+State affairs, and who wish to know of what that august assembly the
+House of Commons is composed, may here [pointing to Phillips's picture
+behind the chair], without the trouble of asking an order, without
+waiting in Westminster Hall until a seat be vacant, without passing
+hours in a hot gallery listening perhaps to dull discourses in an
+uninteresting debate&mdash;they may here see what kind of thing the House of
+Commons is, and go back edified by the sight without being bored by dull
+speeches. [Cheers and laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Now, don't, gentlemen, imagine that I am romancing when I attribute this
+virtue to ocular demonstration&mdash;don't imagine that that which enters the
+eye does not sometimes penetrate to the mind and feelings. I will give
+you an instance to the contrary. I remember within these walls seeing
+two gentlemen who evidently, from their remarks, were very good judges
+of horses, looking with the greatest admiration upon the well-known
+picture of Landseer, "The Horseshoeing at the Blacksmith's;" and after
+they had looked at it for some time one was approaching nearer, when the
+other in an agony of enthusiasm said: "For heaven's sake, don't go too
+near, he will kick you." [Cheers and laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Well, gentlemen, I said that a public man must take great interest in
+art, but I feel that the present Government has an apology to make to
+one department of art, and that is to the sculptors; for there is an old
+maxim denoting one of the high functions of art which is "<i>Ars est
+celare artem</i>." Now there was a cellar in which the art of the most
+distinguished sculptors was concealed to the utmost extent of the
+application of that saying. We have brought them comparatively into
+light; and if the sculptors will excuse us for having departed from that
+sage and ancient maxim, I am sure the public will thank us for having
+given them an opportunity<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_879" id="Page_879">[Pg 879]</a></span> of seeing those beautiful works of men of
+which it may be said: "<i>Vivos ducunt de marmore vultus</i>." I trust,
+therefore, the sculptors will excuse us for having done, not perhaps the
+best they might have wished, but at least for having relieved them a
+little from the darkness of that Cimmerian cellar in which their works
+were hid. [Cheers.] I beg again to thank you, gentlemen, for the honor
+you have done me in drinking my health. [Loud cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_880" id="Page_880">[Pg 880]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>JOHN R. PAXTON</h2>
+
+
+<h4>A SCOTCH-IRISHMAN'S VIEWS OF THE PURITAN</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. John R. Paxton, D.D., at the seventy-seventh annual
+dinner of the New England Society in the City of New York, December
+22, 1882. Josiah M. Fiske, the President, occupied the chair. Dr.
+Paxton responded for "The Clergy."]</p></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;There is no help for it, alas!
+now. The Pilgrim or Puritan doth bestride the broad continent like
+another Colossus and we Dutch, English, Scotch, Scotch-Irish, and Irish
+walk about under his huge legs [laughter]; "we must bend our bodies when
+he doth carelessly nod to us." For the Puritan is the pious Joseph of
+the land, and to his sheaf all our sheaves must make obeisance. As he
+pipes unto us so we dance. He takes the chief seat at every national
+feast and compels us highway-and-hedge people, us unfortunate Dutch and
+Scotch-Irish, to come in and shout his triumphs and praise at his own
+self-glorification meetings. [Laughter and applause.] Of course we all
+know it's a clear case of the tail wagging the dog. But it is too late
+now to go back to the order of nature or the truth of history. The
+Puritan, like another Old Man of the Sea, is astride our shoulders and
+won't come down, protest, pray, roll, wriggle as Sindbad may. Why, the
+Puritan has imposed his Thanksgiving Day and pumpkin-pie upon South
+Carolina, even. [Applause.] He got mad at the old Whig party, on account
+of his higher law and abolitionism, and put it to death. When the
+Puritan first came to these shores, he made the way to heaven so narrow
+that only a tight-rope performer could walk it. [Laughter.] Now, what
+with his Concord philosophies, transcendental<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_881" id="Page_881">[Pg 881]</a></span>isms, and every heresy, he
+has made it so wide that you could drive all Barnum's elephants abreast
+upon it and through the strait gate. He compels us to send our sons to
+his colleges for his nasal note. He is communicating his dyspepsia to
+the whole country by means of codfish-balls and baked beans. He has
+encouraged the revolt of women, does our thinking, writes our books,
+insists on his standard of culture, defines our God, and, as the
+crowning glory of his audacity, has imposed his own sectional, fit, and
+distinguishing name upon us all, and swells with gratified pride to hear
+all the nations of the earth speak of all Americans as Yankees.
+[Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I would enter a protest, but what use? We simply grace his triumph, and
+no images may be hung at this feast but the trophies of the Puritan. For
+all that, I mean to say a brief word for my Scotch-Irish race in
+America. Mr. President, General Horace Porter, on my left, and I, did
+not come over in the Half Moon or the Mayflower. We stayed on in County
+Donegal, Ireland, in the loins of our forefathers, content with poteen
+and potatoes, stayed on until the Pilgrims had put down the Indians, the
+Baptists, and the witches; until the Dutch had got all the furs this
+side Lake Erie. [Laughter and applause.] By the way, what hands and feet
+those early Knickerbockers had! In trading with the Indians it was fixed
+that a Dutchman's hand weighed one pound and his foot two pounds in the
+scales. But what puzzled the Indian was that no matter how big his pack
+of furs, the Dutchman's foot was its exact weight at the opposite end of
+the scale. Enormous feet the first Van&mdash;or De&mdash;or Stuy&mdash;had. [Continued
+laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But in course of time, after the Pilgrims had come for freedom, the
+Dutch for furs, Penn for a frock&mdash;a Quaker cut and color&mdash;we came, we
+Scotch-Irish Presbyterians, for what? Perhaps the king oppressed the
+presbytery, or potatoes failed, or the tax on whiskey was doubled.
+Anyway we came to stay: some of us in New England, some in the valleys
+of Virginia, some in the mountains of North Carolina, others in New
+York; but the greater part pushed out into Pennsylvania&mdash;as far away as
+they could get from the Puritans and the Dutch&mdash;settled the great
+Cumberland Valley; then, crossing the Alleghany Mountains, staked out
+their farms<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_882" id="Page_882">[Pg 882]</a></span> on the banks of the Monongahela River, set up their stills,
+built their meeting-houses, organized the presbytery&mdash;and, gentlemen,
+the reputation of our Monongahela rye is unsurpassed to this day [long
+applause], and our unqualified orthodoxy even now turns the stomach of a
+modern Puritan and constrains Colonel Ingersoll<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> not to pray, alas!
+but to swear. [Loud laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Mr. President, I hope General Porter will join me in claiming some
+recognition for the Scotch-Irish Presbyterians from these sons of the
+Puritans. For do you not know that your own man Bancroft says that the
+first public voice in America for dissolving all connection with Great
+Britain came not from the Puritans of New England, the Dutch of New
+York, nor the planters of Virginia, but from the Scotch-Irish
+Presbyterians? [Applause.] Therefore, Mr. President, be kind enough to
+accept from us the greeting of the Scotch-Irish of Pennsylvania, our
+native State&mdash;that prolific mother of pig-iron and coal, whose favorite
+and greatest sons are still Albert Gallatin, of Switzerland, and
+Benjamin Franklin, of Massachusetts. [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>The first son of a Forefather I ever fell in with was a nine-months
+Connecticut man at Fredericksburg, Virginia, in the spring of '62. Now,
+I was a guileless and generous lad of nineteen&mdash;all Pennsylvanians are
+guileless and generous, for our mountains are so rich in coal, our
+valleys so fat with soil, that our living is easy and therefore our wits
+are dull, and we are still voting for Jackson. [Great laughter.] The
+reason the Yankees are smart is because they have to wrest a precarious
+subsistence from a reluctant soil. "What shall I do to make my son get
+forward in the world?" asked an English lord of a bishop. "I know of
+only one way," replied the bishop; "give him poverty and parts." Well,
+that's the reason the sons of the Pilgrims have all got on in the world.
+They all started with poverty, and had to exercise their wits on nutmegs
+or notions or something to thrive. [Laughter.] Yes, they had "parts."
+Why, they have taken New York from the Dutch; they are half of Wall
+Street, and only a Jew, or a long-headed Sage, or that surprising and
+surpassing genius in finance, Jay,<a name="FNanchor_2_2" id="FNanchor_2_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a> can wrestle with them on equal
+terms. Ah! these Yankees have "parts"&mdash;lean bodies, sterile soil, <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_883" id="Page_883">[Pg 883]</a></span>but
+such brains that they grew a Webster. [Applause.] Well, this Connecticut
+man invited me to his quarters. When I got back to my regiment I had a
+shabby overcoat instead of my new one, I had a frying-pan worth twenty
+cents, that cost me five dollars, and a recipe for baked beans for which
+I had parted with my gold pen and pencil. [Continued laughter.] I was a
+sadder and a wiser man that night for that encounter with the
+Connecticut Pilgrim.</p>
+
+<p>But my allotted time is running away, and, preacher-like, I couldn't
+begin without an introduction. I am afraid in this case the porch will
+be bigger than the house. But now to my toast, "The Clergy." Surely, Mr.
+President and gentlemen, you sons of the Pilgrims appreciate the debt
+you owe the Puritan divines. What made your section great, dominant,
+glorious in the history of our common country? To what class of your
+citizens&mdash;more than to any other, I think&mdash;do you owe the proud memories
+of your past, and your strength, achievements, and culture in the
+present? Who had the first chance on your destiny, your character, your
+development? Why, the Puritan preacher, of course; the man who in every
+parish inculcated the fear of God in your fathers' souls, obedience to
+law, civil and divine, the dignity of man, the worth of the soul and
+right conduct in life. [Applause.] Believe me, gentlemen, the Puritan
+clergy did a great work for New England. Our whole country feels yet the
+impulse and movement given it by those stern preachers of righteousness,
+who had Abrahamic eyes under their foreheads and the stuff of Elijah in
+their souls. [Applause.] I know it's the fashion now to poke fun at the
+Puritans, to use the "Blue Laws" as a weapon against them, to sneer at
+them as hard, narrow, and intolerant. Yes, alas! we do not breathe
+through their lungs any more. The wheel has gone round, and we have come
+back to the very things the Puritans fled from in hatred and in horror.</p>
+
+<p>We pride ourselves these days on our "sweetness and light," on our
+culture and manners. The soul of the age is hospitable and entertains,
+like an inn, "God or the devil on equal terms," as George Eliot says.
+Alas! the Puritan chart has failed us in the sea through which we are
+passing; the old stars have ceased to shine; too many of us know neither
+our course nor destination; "authority is mute;"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_884" id="Page_884">[Pg 884]</a></span> the "Thus saith the
+Lord" of the Puritan is not enough now for our guidance. For the age is
+in all things not one of reason or of faith, but of speculation not only
+in the business of the world, but in all moral and spiritual questions
+as well. Well, we shall see what we shall see. But for one, I admire
+with all my soul a man who knows just what he was put into this world
+for, what his chief end in it is, what he believes, must do and must be,
+and in the ways thereof is willing to inflict or to suffer death.
+[Applause.] The Puritan divine was such a man. He sowed your rocky
+coasts and sterile hills with conscience and God. You are living on the
+virtue that came out of the hem of his garment; he is our bulwark still
+in this land against superstition on the one hand and infidelity on the
+other. [Applause.] Grand man he was, the old Puritan; once arrived he
+was always arrived; while other men hesitated he acted; while others
+debated he declared; fearing God, he was lifted above every other fear;
+and though he has passed away for a time&mdash;only for a time, remember: the
+wheel is still turning, we can't stand on air&mdash;he will come back again,
+but in the meantime he is still a "preacher of righteousness" to our
+souls as effective in death as in life. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>In your presence I greet with my warmest admiration, I salute with my
+profound reverence, the old Puritan divines of New England who had a
+scorn for all base uses of life, who were true to duty as they saw it,
+who had convictions for which they would kill or die, who formed their
+characters and guided their lives by the law of righteousness in human
+conduct. To these men under God we largely owe our liberties and our
+laws in this land. I take off my hat to his ghost, and salute him as
+greater than he who has taken a city, for the Puritan divine conquered
+himself. He was an Isaac, not an Ishmael; he was a Jacob, not an Esau; a
+God-born man who knew what his soul did wear. Great man he was, hard,
+stern, and intolerant. Yes, but what would you have, gentlemen? The
+Puritan was not a pretty head carved on a cherry-stone, but a Colossus
+cut from the rock, huge, grim, but awe-inspiring, fortifying to the soul
+if not warming to the heart. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Well, would he know you to-night, I wonder, his own sons, if he came in
+upon you now, in circumstances so dif<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_885" id="Page_885">[Pg 885]</a></span>ferent and with manners and
+customs so changed? Would he gaze at you with sad, sad eyes, and weep
+over you as the degenerate sons of noble sires? [Laughter.] No, no; you
+are worthy, I think. The sons will keep what the fathers won. After all,
+you are still one with the Puritan in all essential things. [Applause.]
+You clasp hands with him in devotion to the same principle, in obedience
+to the same God. True, the man between doublet and skin plays many
+parts; fashions come and go, never long the same, but "clothe me as you
+will I am Sancho Panza still." So you are Puritans still. Back of your
+Unitarianism, back of your Episcopalianism, back of your
+Transcendentalism, back of all your isms, conceits, vagaries&mdash;and there
+is no end to them&mdash;back of them all there beats in you the Puritan
+heart. Blood will tell. Scratch a child of sweetness and light on Beacon
+Hill to-day and you will find a Puritan. [Laughter.] Scratch your
+Emerson, your Bellows, your Lowell, your Longfellow, your Wendell
+Phillips, your Phillips Brooks, and you find the Puritan. [Applause.] In
+intellectual conclusions vastly different, in heart, at bottom, you're
+all one in love of liberty, in fear of God, contempt for shams, and
+scorn of all things base and mean. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>So, ye ghosts of old Puritan divines, ye cannot look down on your sons
+to-night with sad and reproachful eyes. For the sons have not wasted
+what the fathers gained, nor failed in any critical emergency, nor yet
+forsaken the God ye feared so well, though they have modified your
+creed. Gentlemen, I cannot think that the blood has run out. Exchange
+your evening dress for the belted tunic and cloak; take off the silk hat
+and put on the wide brim and the steeple crown, and lo! I see the
+Puritan. And twenty years ago I heard him speak and saw him act. "If any
+man hauls down the American flag, shoot him on the spot." Why, Warren in
+old Boston did not act more promptly or do a finer thing. Well, what
+moved in your splendid Dix when he gave that order? The spirit of the
+old Puritan. And I saw the sons of the sires act. Who reddened the
+streets of Baltimore with the first Union blood?&mdash;Massachusetts. [Loud
+applause.] Who to-day are the first to rally to the side of a good
+cause, on trial in the community? Who are Still first in colleges and
+letters in this land? Who, east or<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_886" id="Page_886">[Pg 886]</a></span> west, advocate justice, redress
+wrongs, maintain equal rights, support churches, love liberty, and
+thrive where others starve? Why, these ubiquitous sons of the Puritans,
+of course, who dine me to-night. Gentlemen, I salute you. "If I were not
+Miltiades I would be Themistocles;" if I were not a Scotch-Irishman I
+would be a Puritan. [Continued applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_887" id="Page_887">[Pg 887]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>EDWARD JOHN PHELPS</h2>
+
+
+
+<h4>FAREWELL ADDRESS</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Edward J. Phelps, Minister to England, on the occasion
+of the farewell banquet given to him by the Lord Mayor of London,
+James Whitehead, at the Mansion House, London, January 24, 1889.
+The Lord Mayor, in proposing the toast of the evening, said, in the
+course of his introductory remarks: "It now becomes my pride and
+privilege to ask you to join with me in drinking the health of my
+distinguished guest, Mr. Phelps. I have invited you here this
+evening because I felt it was my duty as Chief Magistrate of the
+City of London to take the initiative in giving you an opportunity
+to testify to the very high esteem in which Mr. Phelps is held by
+all classes of society. It is to me a very sincere satisfaction
+that I am able to be the medium of conveying to him, on the eve of
+his departure, the fact that his presence here in this country has
+been appreciated by the whole British nation. If anything were
+required to give force to what I have said, it is the fact that on
+this occasion we are honored by the presence of members of
+governments past and present, of statesmen without distinction of
+party, of members of both Houses of Parliament, and of nearly all
+the judges of the land. We have here also the highest
+representatives of science, of art, of literature, and of the
+press; and we are also honored with the presence of neighbors and
+friends in some of the most eminent bankers and merchants of the
+city. I am glad to add that all the distinguished Americans that I
+know of at present visiting this city have come here to show their
+esteem for their fellow-countryman. It may be said that this
+remarkable gathering is a proof not only of the fact that our
+distinguished guest is personally popular, but also that we are
+satisfied that, so far as he could, he has endeavored to do his
+duty faithfully and well between the country he represents and the
+country to which he is delegated. Mr. Phelps in leaving our shores,
+I think, will take with him a feeling that he has been received in
+the most cordial spirit, in the most friendly manner in this
+country. I think he will feel also&mdash;at any rate, I should like to
+assure him so far as I am able to observe&mdash;that he has greatly
+tended, by his manner and by his courteous bearing, to consolidate
+those friendly relations which we desire should forever exist
+between his country and our own. Those of us who have had the honor
+from time to time to meet his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_888" id="Page_888">[Pg 888]</a></span> Excellency, know what high and good
+qualities he possesses, and we feel sure he will take with him to
+the United States a not unfavorable impression of the old country,
+and that so far as he can he will endeavor in the future, as I
+believe he has done in the past, to promote those feelings of
+peace, of amity between the two countries, the maintenance of which
+is one of the objects to be most desired in the interests of the
+world at large I give you 'His Excellency, the American Minister,
+Mr. Phelps,' and I ask you, if you please, to rise and give the
+toast standing, in the usual manner."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">My Lord Mayor, my Lords, and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;I am sure you will not be
+surprised to be told that the poor words at my command do not enable me
+to respond adequately to your most kind greeting, nor the too flattering
+words which have fallen from my friend, the Lord Mayor, and from my
+distinguished colleague, the Lord Chancellor. But you will do me the
+justice to believe that my feelings are not the less sincere and hearty
+if I cannot put them into language. I am under a very great obligation
+to your Lordship not merely for the honor of meeting this evening an
+assembly more distinguished I apprehend than it appears to me has often
+assembled under one roof, but especially for the opportunity of meeting
+under such pleasant circumstances so many of those to whom I have become
+so warmly attached, and from whom I am so sorry to part. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>It is rather a pleasant coincidence to me that about the first
+hospitality that was offered me after my arrival in England came from my
+friend, the Lord Mayor, who was at the time one of the Sheriffs of
+London. I hope it is no disparagement to my countrymen to say that under
+existing circumstances the first place that I felt it my duty to visit
+was the Old Bailey Criminal Court. [Laughter.] I had there the pleasure
+of being entertained by my friend, the Lord Mayor. And it happens also
+that it was in this room almost four years ago at a dinner given to Her
+Majesty's Judges by my friend Sir Robert Fowler, then Lord Mayor, whose
+genial face I see before me, that I appeared for the first time on any
+public occasion in England and addressed my first words to an English
+company. It seems to me a fortunate propriety that my last public words
+should be spoken under the same hospitable roof, the home of the Chief
+Magistrate of the city of London. ["Hear!<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_889" id="Page_889">[Pg 889]</a></span> Hear!"] Nor can I ever forget
+the cordial and generous reception that was then accorded, not to myself
+personally, for I was altogether a stranger, but to the representative
+of my country. It struck what has proved the keynote of all my relations
+here. It indicated to me at the outset how warm and hearty was the
+feeling of Englishmen toward America. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>And it gave me to understand, what I was not slow to accept and believe,
+that I was accredited not merely from one government to the other, but
+from the people of America to the people of England&mdash;that the American
+Minister was not expected to be merely a diplomatic functionary shrouded
+in reticence and retirement, jealously watching over doubtful relations,
+and carefully guarding against anticipated dangers; but that he was to
+be the guest of his kinsmen&mdash;one of themselves&mdash;the messenger of the
+sympathy and good-will, the mutual and warm regard and esteem that bind
+together the two great nations of the same race, and make them one in
+all the fair humanities of life. [Cheers.] The suggestion that met me at
+the threshold has not proved to be mistaken. The promise then held out
+has been generously fulfilled. Ever since and through all my intercourse
+here I have received, in all quarters, from all classes with whom I have
+come in contact, under all circumstances and in all vicissitudes, a
+uniform and widely varied kindness, far beyond what I had personally the
+least claim to. And I am glad of this public opportunity to acknowledge
+it in the most emphatic manner.</p>
+
+<p>My relations with the successive governments I have had to do with have
+been at all times most fortunate and agreeable, and quite beyond those I
+have been happy in feeling always that the English people had a claim
+upon the American Minister for all kind and friendly offices in his
+power, and upon his presence and voice on all occasions when they could
+be thought to further any good work. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>And so I have gone in and out among you these four years and have come
+to know you well. I have taken part in many gratifying public functions;
+I have been the guest at many homes; and my heart has gone out with
+yours in memorable jubilee of that Sovereign Lady whom all Englishmen
+love and all Americans honor. I have stood with<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_890" id="Page_890">[Pg 890]</a></span> you by some unforgotten
+graves; I have shared in many joys; and I have tried as well as I could
+through it all, in my small way, to promote constantly a better
+understanding, a fuller and more accurate knowledge, a more genuine
+sympathy between the people of the two countries. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>And this leads me to say a word on the nature of these relations. The
+moral intercourse between the governments is most important to be
+maintained, and its value is not to be overlooked or disregarded. But
+the real significance of the attitude of nations depends in these days
+upon the feelings which the general intelligence of their inhabitants
+entertains toward each other. The time has long passed when kings or
+rulers can involve their nations in hostilities to gratify their own
+ambition or caprice. There can be no war nowadays between civilized
+nations, nor any peace that is not hollow and delusive, unless sustained
+and backed up by the sentiment of the people who are parties to it.
+[Cheers.] Before nations can quarrel, their inhabitants must first
+become hostile. Then a cause of quarrel is not far to seek. The men of
+our race are not likely to become hostile until they begin to
+misunderstand each other. [Cheers.] There are no dragon's teeth so
+prolific as mutual misunderstandings. It is in the great and constantly
+increasing intercourse between England and America, in its
+reciprocities, and its amenities, that the security against
+misunderstanding must be found. While that continues, they cannot be
+otherwise than friendly. Unlucky incidents may sometimes happen;
+interests may conflict; mistakes may be made on one side or on the
+other, and sharp words may occasionally be spoken by unguarded or
+ignorant tongues. The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make
+anything. [Cheers and laughter.] The nation that comes to be without
+fault will have reached the millennium, and will have little further
+concern with the storm-swept geography of this imperfect world. But
+these things are all ephemeral; they do not touch the great heart of
+either people; they float for a moment on the surface and in the wind,
+and then they disappear and are gone&mdash;"in the deep bosom of the ocean
+buried."</p>
+
+<p>I do not know, sir, who may be my successor, but I venture to assure you
+that he will be an American gentleman, fit by<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_891" id="Page_891">[Pg 891]</a></span> character and capacity to
+be the medium of communication between our countries; and an American
+gentleman, when you come to know him, generally turns out to be a not
+very distant kinsman of an English gentleman. [Cheers.] I need not
+bespeak for him a kindly reception. I know he will receive it for his
+country's sake and his own. ["Hear! Hear!"]</p>
+
+<p>"Farewell," sir, is a word often lightly uttered and readily forgotten.
+But when it marks the rounding-off and completion of a chapter in life,
+the severance of ties many and cherished, of the parting with many
+friends at once&mdash;especially when it is spoken among the lengthening
+shadows of the western light&mdash;it sticks somewhat in the throat. It
+becomes, indeed, "the word that makes us linger." But it does not prompt
+many other words. It is best expressed in few. What goes without saying
+is better than what is said. Not much can be added to the old English
+word "Good-by." You are not sending me away empty-handed or alone. I go
+freighted and laden with happy memories&mdash;inexhaustible and unalloyed&mdash;of
+England, its warm-hearted people, and their measureless kindness.
+Spirits more than twain will cross with me, messengers of your
+good-will. Happy the nation that can thus speed its parting guest!
+Fortunate the guest who has found his welcome almost an adoption, and
+whose farewell leaves half his heart behind! [Loud cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_892" id="Page_892">[Pg 892]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>ARTHUR WING PINERO</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE DRAMA</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Arthur Wing Pinero at the annual banquet of the Royal
+Academy, London, May 4, 1895. The toast to the "Drama" was coupled
+with that to "Music," to which Sir Alexander Mackenzie responded.
+Sir John Millais in proposing the toast said: "I have already
+spoken for both music and the drama with my brush. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+I have painted Sterndale Bennett, Arthur Sullivan, Irving, and
+Hare."]</p></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Your Royal Highness, My Lords, and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;There ought to
+be at least one strong link of sympathy between certain painters and
+certain dramatists, for in the craft of painting as in that of
+play-writing, popular success is not always held to be quite creditable.
+Not very long ago I met at an exhibition of pictures a friend whose
+business it is to comment in the public journals upon painting and the
+drama. The exhibition was composed of the works of two artists, and I
+found myself in one room praising the pictures of the man who was
+exhibiting in the other. My friend promptly took me to task. "Surely,"
+said he, "you noticed that two-thirds of the works in the next room are
+already sold?" I admitted having observed that many of the pictures were
+so ticketed. My friend shrugged his shoulders. "But," said I, anxiously,
+"do you really regard that circumstance as reflecting disparagingly upon
+the man's work in the next room?" His reply was: "Good work rarely
+sells." [Laughter.] My lords and gentlemen, if the dictum laid down by
+my friend be a sound one, I am placed to-night in a situation of some
+embarrassment. For, in representing, as you honor me, by giving me leave
+to do, my brother dramatists, I confess I am not in the position to deny
+that their wares frequently "sell." [Laughter.] I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_893" id="Page_893">[Pg 893]</a></span> might, of course,
+artfully plead in extenuation of this condition of affairs that success
+in such a shape is the very last reward the dramatist toils for, or
+desires; that when the theatre in which his work is presented is
+thronged nightly no one is more surprised, more abashed than himself;
+that his modesty is so impenetrable, his artistic absorption so
+profound, that the sound of the voices of public approbation reduces him
+to a state of shame and dismay. [Laughter.] But did I advance this plea,
+I think it would at once be found to be a very shallow plea. For in any
+department of life, social, political, or artistic, nothing is more
+difficult than to avoid incurring the suspicion that you mean to succeed
+in the widest application of that term, if you can. If therefore there
+be any truth in the assertion that "good work rarely sells," it would
+appear that I must, on behalf of certain of my brother dramatists,
+either bow my head in frank humiliation, or strike out some ingenious
+line of defence. ["Hear! Hear!"]</p>
+
+<p>But, my lords and gentlemen, I shall, with your sanction, adopt neither
+of those expedients; I shall simply beg leave to acknowledge freely, to
+acknowledge without a blush, that what is known as popular success is, I
+believe, greatly coveted, sternly fought for, by even the most earnest
+of those writers who deal in the commodity labelled "modern British
+drama." And I would, moreover, submit that of all the affectations
+displayed by artists of any craft, the affectation of despising the
+approval and support of the great public is the most mischievous and
+misleading. [Cheers.] Speaking at any rate of dramatic art, I believe
+that its most substantial claim upon consideration rests in its power of
+legitimately interesting a great number of people. I believe this of any
+art; I believe it especially of the drama. Whatever distinction the
+dramatist may attain in gaining the attention of the so-called select
+few, I believe that his finest task is that of giving back to a
+multitude their own thoughts and conceptions, illuminated, enlarged, and
+if needful, purged, perfected, transfigured. The making of a play that
+shall be closely observant in its portrayal of character, moral in
+purpose, dignified in expression, stirring in its development, yet not
+beyond our possible experience of life; a drama, the unfolding of whose
+story shall be watched intently, respon<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_894" id="Page_894">[Pg 894]</a></span>sively, night after night by
+thousands of men and women, necessarily of diversified temperaments,
+aims, and interests, men and women of all classes of society&mdash;surely the
+writing of that drama, the weaving of that complex fabric, is one of the
+most arduous of the tasks which art has set us; surely its successful
+accomplishment is one of the highest achievements of which an artist is
+capable.</p>
+
+<p>I cannot claim&mdash;it would be immodest to make such a claim in speaking
+even of my brother dramatists&mdash;I cannot claim that the thorough
+achievement of such a task is a common one in this country. It is indeed
+a rare one in any country. But I can claim&mdash;I do claim for my
+fellow-workers that they are not utterly unequal to the demands made
+upon them, and that of late there have been signs of the growth of a
+thoughtful, serious drama in England. ["Hear! Hear!"] I venture to
+think, too, that these signs are not in any sense exotics; I make bold
+to say that they do not consist of mere imitations of certain models; I
+submit that they are not as a few critics of limited outlook and
+exclusive enthusiasm would have us believe&mdash;I submit that they are not
+mere echoes of foreign voices. I submit that the drama of the present
+day is the natural outcome of our own immediate environment, of the life
+that closely surrounds us. And, perhaps, it would be only fair to allow
+that the reproaches which have been levelled for so long a period at the
+British theatre&mdash;the most important of these reproaches being that it
+possessed no drama at all&mdash;perhaps I say we may grant in a spirit of
+charity that these reproaches ought not to be wholly laid at the door of
+the native playwright. If it be true that he has been in the habit of
+producing plays invariably conventional in sentiment, trite in comedy,
+wrought on traditional lines, inculcating no philosophy, making no
+intellectual appeal whatever, may it not be that the attitude of the
+frequenters of the theatre has made it hard for him to do anything else?
+If he has until lately evaded in his theatrical work any attempt at a
+true criticism of life, if he has ignored the social, religious, and
+scientific problems of his day, may we not attribute this to the fact
+that the public have not been in the mood for these elements of
+seriousness in their theatrical entertainment, have not demanded these
+special elements of seriousness either in plays<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_895" id="Page_895">[Pg 895]</a></span> or in novels? But
+during recent years, the temper of the times has been changing; it is
+now the period of analysis, of general restless inquiry; and as this
+spirit creates a demand for freer expression on the part of our writers
+of books, so it naturally permits to our writers of plays a wider scope
+in the selection of subject, and calls for an accompanying effort of
+thought, a large freedom of utterance.</p>
+
+<p>At this moment, perhaps, the difficulty of the dramatist lies less in
+paucity of subject, than in an almost embarrassing wealth of it. The
+life around us teems with problems of conduct and character, which may
+be said almost to cry aloud for dramatic treatment, and the temptation
+that besets the busy playwright of an uneasy, an impatient age, is that
+in yielding himself to the allurements of contemporary psychology, he is
+apt to forget that fancy and romance have also their immortal rights in
+the drama. ["Hear! Hear!"] But when all is claimed for romance, we must
+remember that the laws of supply and demand assert themselves in the
+domain of dramatic literature as elsewhere. What the people, out of the
+advancement of their knowledge, out of the enlightenment of modern
+education, want, they will ask for; what they demand, they will have.
+And at the present moment the English people appear to be inclined to
+grant to the English dramatist the utmost freedom to deal with questions
+which have long been thought to be outside the province of the stage. I
+do not deplore, I rejoice that this is so, and I rejoice that to the
+dramatists of my day&mdash;to those at least who care to attempt to discharge
+it, falls the duty of striking from the limbs of English drama some of
+its shackles. ["Hear! Hear!"] I know that the discharge of this duty is
+attended by one great, one special peril. And in thinking particularly
+of the younger generation of dramatists, those upon whom the immediate
+future of our drama depends, I cannot help expressing the hope that they
+will accept this freedom as a privilege to be jealously exercised, a
+privilege to be exercised in the spirit which I have been so
+presumptuous as to indicate.</p>
+
+<p>It would be easy by a heedless employment of the latitude allowed us to
+destroy its usefulness, indeed to bring about a reaction which would
+deprive us of our newly granted liberty altogether. Upon this point the
+young, the coming dram<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_896" id="Page_896">[Pg 896]</a></span>atist would perhaps do well to ponder; he would
+do well, I think, to realize fully that freedom in art must be guarded
+by the eternal unwritten laws of good taste, morality, and beauty, he
+would do well to remember always that the real courage of the artist is
+in his capacity for restraint. [Cheers.] I am deeply sensible of the
+honor which has been done me in the association of my name with this
+toast, and I ask your leave to add one word&mdash;a word of regret at the
+absence to-night of my friend, Mr. Toole, an absence unhappily
+occasioned by an illness from which he is but slowly recovering. Mr.
+Toole charges me to express his deep disappointment at being prevented
+from attending this banquet. He does not, however, instruct me to say
+what I do say heartily&mdash;that Mr. Toole fitly represents in any
+assemblage, his own particular department of the drama; more fitly
+represents his department than I do mine. I know of no actor who stands
+higher in the esteem, who exists more durably in the affection of those
+who know him, than does John Lawrence Toole.<br /><br /></p>
+<p><a name="porter" id="porter"></a></p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img897.jpg" alt="HORACE PORTER" title="HORACE PORTER" /></div>
+<h4><i>HORACE PORTER<br />Photogravure after a photograph from
+life</i><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_897" id="Page_897">[Pg 897]</a></span></h4>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>HORACE PORTER</h2>
+
+
+
+<h4>MEN OF MANY INVENTIONS</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Horace Porter at the seventy-second annual dinner of the
+New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1877. The
+President, William Borden, said: "Gentlemen, in giving you the next
+toast, I will call upon one whom we are always glad to listen to. I
+suppose you have been waiting to hear him, and are surprised that
+he comes so late in the evening; but I will tell you in confidence,
+he is put there at his own request. [Applause.] I give you the
+eleventh regular toast: 'Internal Improvements.'&mdash;The triumph of
+American invention. The modern palace runs on wheels.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">'When thy car is loaden with [dead] heads,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Good Porter, turn the key.'</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>General Horace Porter will respond."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen of the New England Society</span>:&mdash;I
+suppose it was a matter of necessity, calling on some of us from other
+States to speak for you to-night, for we have learned from the history
+of Priscilla and John Alden, that a New Englander may be too modest to
+speak for himself. [Laughter.] But this modesty, like some of the
+greater blessings of the war, has been more or less disguised to-night.</p>
+
+<p>We have heard from the eloquent gentleman [Noah Porter, D.D.] on my left
+all about the good-fellowship and the still better fellowships in the
+rival universities of Harvard and Yale. We have heard from my sculptor
+friend [W. W. Story] upon the extreme right all about Hawthorne's tales,
+and all the great Storys that have emanated from Salem; but I am not a
+little surprised that in this age, when speeches are made principally by
+those running for office, you should call upon one engaged only in
+running cars, and more par<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_898" id="Page_898">[Pg 898]</a></span>ticularly upon one brought up in the military
+service, where the practice of running is not regarded as strictly
+professional. [Laughter.] It occurred to me some years ago that the
+occupation of moving cars would be fully as congenial as that of
+stopping bullets&mdash;as a steady business, so when I left Washington I
+changed my profession. I know how hard it is to believe that persons
+from Washington ever change their professions. [Laughter.] In this regal
+age, when every man is his own sovereign, somebody had to provide
+palaces, and, as royalty is not supposed to have any permanent abiding
+place in a country like this, it was thought best to put these palaces
+on wheels; and, since we have been told by reliable authority that
+"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown," we thought it necessary to
+introduce every device to enable those crowned heads to rest as easily
+as possible. Of course we cannot be expected to do as much for the
+travelling public as the railway companies. They at times put their
+passengers to death. We only put them to sleep. We don't pretend that
+all the devices, patents, and inventions upon these cars are due to the
+genius of the management. Many of the best suggestions have come from
+the travellers themselves, especially New England travellers.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Some years ago, when the bedding was not supposed to be as fat as it
+ought to be, and the pillows were accused of being constructed upon the
+hom[oe]opathic principle, a New Englander got on a car one night. Now,
+it is a remarkable fact that a New Englander never goes to sleep in one
+of these cars. He lies awake all night, thinking how he can improve upon
+every device and patent in sight. [Laughter.] He poked his head out of
+the upper berth at midnight, hailed the porter and said, "Say, have you
+got such a thing as a corkscrew about you?" "We don't 'low no drinkin'
+sperits aboa'd these yer cars, sah," was the reply. "'Tain't that," said
+the Yankee, "but I want to get hold onto one of your pillows that has
+kind of worked its way into my ear." [Loud laughter.] The pillows have
+since been enlarged.</p>
+
+<p>I notice that, in the general comprehensiveness of the sentiment which
+follows this toast, you allude to that large and liberal class of
+patrons, active though defunct, known<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_899" id="Page_899">[Pg 899]</a></span> as "deadheads." It is said to be
+a quotation from Shakespeare. That is a revelation. It proves
+conclusively that Shakespeare must at one time have resided in the State
+of Missouri. It is well-known that the term was derived from a practice
+upon a Missouri railroad, where, by a decision of the courts, the
+railroad company had been held liable in heavy damages in case of
+accidents where a passenger lost an arm or a leg, but when he was killed
+outright his friends seldom sued, and he never did; and the company
+never lost any money in such cases. In fact, a grateful mother-in-law
+would occasionally pay the company a bonus. The conductors on that
+railroad were all armed with hatchets, and in case of an accident they
+were instructed to go around and knock every wounded passenger in the
+head, thus saving the company large amounts of money; and these were
+reported to the general office as "deadheads," and in railway circles
+the term has ever since been applied to passengers where no money
+consideration is involved. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>One might suppose, from the manifestations around these tables for the
+first three hours to-night, that the toast "Internal Improvements"
+referred more especially to the benefiting of the true inwardness of the
+New England men; but I see that the sentiment which follows contains
+much more than human stomachs, and covers much more ground than cars. It
+soars into the realms of invention. Unfortunately the genius of
+invention is always accompanied by the demon of unrest. A New England
+Yankee can never let well enough alone. I have always supposed him to be
+the person specially alluded to in Scripture as the man who has found
+out many inventions. If he were a Chinese Pagan, he would invent a new
+kind of Joss to worship every week. You get married and settle down in
+your home. You are delighted with everything about you. You rest in
+blissful ignorance of the terrible discomforts that surround you, until
+a Yankee friend comes to visit you. He at once tells you you mustn't
+build a fire in that chimney-place; that he knows the chimney will
+smoke; that if he had been there when it was built he could have shown
+you how to give a different sort of flare to the flue. You go to read a
+chapter in the family Bible. He tells you to drop that; that he has just
+written an enlarged and improved version, that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_900" id="Page_900">[Pg 900]</a></span> can just put that old
+book to bed. [Laughter.] You think you are at least raising your
+children in general uprightness; but he tells you if you don't go out at
+once and buy the latest patented article in the way of steel leg-braces
+and put on the baby, the baby will grow up bow-legged. [Laughter.] He
+intimates, before he leaves, that if he had been around to advise you
+before you were married, he could have got you a much better wife. These
+are some of the things that reconcile a man to sudden death. [Continued
+laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Such occurrences as these, and the fact of so many New Englanders being
+residents of this city and elsewhere, show that New England must be a
+good place&mdash;to come from.</p>
+
+<p>At the beginning of the war we thought we could shoot people rapidly
+enough to satisfy our consciences, with single-loading rifles; but along
+came the inventive Yankee and produced revolvers and repeaters, and
+Gatling guns, and magazine guns&mdash;guns that carried a dozen shots at a
+time. I didn't wonder at the curiosity exhibited in this direction by a
+backwoods Virginian we captured one night. The first remark he made was,
+"I would like to see one of them thar new-fangled weepons of yourn. They
+tell me, sah, it's a most remarkable eenstrument. They say, sah, it's a
+kind o' repeatable, which you can load it up enough on Sunday to fiah it
+off all the rest of the week." [Laughter.] Then there was every sort of
+new invention in the way of bayonets. Our distinguished Secretary of
+State has expressed an opinion to-night that bayonets are bad things to
+sit down on. Well, they are equally bad things to be tossed up on. If he
+continues to hold up such terrors to the army, there will have to be
+important modifications in the uniform. A soldier won't know where to
+wear his breastplate. [Laughter.] But there have not only been
+inventions in the way of guns, but important inventions in the way of
+firing them. In these days a man drops on his back, coils himself up,
+sticks up one foot, and fires off his gun over the top of his great toe.
+It changes the whole stage business of battle. It used to be the man who
+was shot, but now it is the man who shoots that falls on his back and
+turns up his toes. [Laughter and applause.] The consequence is, that the
+whole world wants American arms, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_901" id="Page_901">[Pg 901]</a></span> as soon as they get them they go
+to war to test them. Russia and Turkey had no sooner bought a supply
+than they went to fighting. Greece got a schooner-load, and, although
+she has not yet taken a part in the struggle, yet ever since the digging
+up of the lost limbs of the Venus of Milo, it has been feared that this
+may indicate a disposition on the part of Greece generally to take up
+arms. [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>But there was one inveterate old inventor that you had to get rid of,
+and you put him on to us Pennsylvanians&mdash;Benjamin Franklin. [Laughter.]
+Instead of stopping in New York, in Wall Street, as such men usually do,
+he continued on into Pennsylvania to pursue his kiting operations. He
+never could let well enough alone. Instead of allowing the lightning to
+occupy the heavens as the sole theatre for its pyrotechnic displays, he
+showed it how to get down on to the earth, and then he invented the
+lightning-rod to catch it. Houses that had got along perfectly well for
+years without any lightning at all, now thought they must have a rod to
+catch a portion of it every time it came around. Nearly every house in
+the country was equipped with a lightning-rod through Franklin's direct
+agency. You, with your superior New England intelligence, succeeded in
+ridding yourselves of him; but in Pennsylvania, though we have made a
+great many laudable efforts in a similar direction, somehow or other we
+have never once succeeded in getting rid of a lightning-rod agent.
+[Laughter.] Then the lightning was introduced on the telegraph wires,
+and now we have the duplex and quadruplex instruments, by which any
+number of messages can be sent from opposite ends of the same wire at
+the same time, and they all appear to arrive at the front in good order.
+Electricians have not yet told us which messages lies down and which one
+steps over it, but they all seem to bring up in the right camp without
+confusion. I shouldn't wonder if this principle were introduced before
+long in the operating of railroads. We may then see trains running in
+opposite directions pass each other on a single-track road. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>There was a New England quartermaster in charge of railroads in
+Tennessee, who tried to introduce this principle during the war. The
+result was discouraging. He suc<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_902" id="Page_902">[Pg 902]</a></span>ceeded in telescoping two or three
+trains every day. He seemed to think that the easiest way to shorten up
+a long train and get it on a short siding was to telescope it. I have
+always thought that if that man's attention had been turned in an
+astronomical direction, he would have been the first man to telescope
+the satellites of Mars. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The latest invention in the application of electricity is the telephone.
+By means of it we may be able soon to sit in our houses, and hear all
+the speeches, without going to the New England dinner. The telephone
+enables an orchestra to keep at a distance of miles away when it plays.
+If the instrument can be made to keep hand-organs at a distance, its
+popularity will be indescribable. The worst form I have ever known an
+invention to take was one that was introduced in a country town, when I
+was a boy, by a Yankee of musical turn of mind, who came along and
+taught every branch of education by singing. He taught geography by
+singing, and to combine accuracy of memory with patriotism, he taught
+the multiplication-table to the tune of Yankee Doodle. [Laughter.] This
+worked very well as an aid to the memory in school, but when the boys
+went into business it often led to inconvenience. When a boy got a
+situation in a grocery-store and customers were waiting for their
+change, he never could tell the product of two numbers without
+commencing at the beginning of the table and singing up till he had
+reached those numbers. In case the customer's ears had not received a
+proper musical training, this practice often injured the business of the
+store. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>It is said that the Yankee has always manifested a disposition for
+making money, but he never struck a proper field for the display of his
+genius until we got to making paper money. [Laughter.] Then every man
+who owned a printing-press wanted to try his hand at it. I remember that
+in Washington ten cents' worth of rags picked up in the street would be
+converted the next day into thousands of dollars.</p>
+
+<p>An old mule and cart used to haul up the currency from the Printing
+Bureau to the door of the Treasury Department. Every morning, as
+regularly as the morning came, that old mule would back up and dump a
+cart-load of the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_903" id="Page_903">[Pg 903]</a></span> sinews of war at the Treasury. [Laughter.] A patriotic
+son of Columbia, who lived opposite, was sitting on the doorstep of his
+house one morning, looking mournfully in the direction of the mule. A
+friend came along, and seeing that the man did not look as pleasant as
+usual, said to him, "What is the matter? It seems to me you look kind of
+disconsolate this morning." "I was just thinking," he replied, "what
+would become of this government if that old mule was to break down."
+[Laughter and applause.] Now they propose to give us a currency which is
+brighter and heavier, but not worth quite as much as the rags. Our
+financial horizon has been dimmed by it for some time, but there is a
+lining of silver to every cloud. We are supposed to take it with 412&frac12;
+grains of silver&mdash;a great many more grains of allowance. [Laughter.]
+Congress seems disposed to pay us in the "dollar of our daddies"&mdash;in the
+currency which we were familiar with in our childhood. Congress seems
+determined to pay us off in something that is "child-like and Bland."
+[Laughter and applause.] But I have detained you too long already.
+[Cries of "No, no; go on!"]</p>
+
+<p>Why, the excellent President of your Society has for the last five
+minutes been looking at me like a man who might be expected, at any
+moment, to break out in the disconsolate language of Bildad the Shuhite
+to the patriarch Job, "How long will it be ere ye make an end of words?"
+Let me say then, in conclusion, that, coming as I do from the unassuming
+State of Pennsylvania, and standing in the presence of the dazzling
+genius of New England, I wish to express the same degree of humility
+that was expressed by a Dutch Pennsylvania farmer in a railroad car, at
+the breaking out of the war. A New Englander came in who had just heard
+of the fall of Fort Sumter, and he was describing it to the farmer and
+his fellow-passengers. He said that in the fort they had an engineer
+from New England, who had constructed the traverses, and the embrasures,
+and the parapets in such a manner as to make everybody within the fort
+as safe as if he had been at home; and on the other side, the
+Southerners had an engineer who had been educated in New England, and he
+had, with his scientific attainments, succeeded in making the batteries
+of the bombarders as safe as any harvest field, and the bombardment had
+raged for two<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_904" id="Page_904">[Pg 904]</a></span> whole days, and the fort had been captured, and the
+garrison had surrendered, and not a man was hurt on either side. A great
+triumph for science, and a proud day for New England education. Said the
+farmer, "I suppose dat ish all right, but it vouldn't do to send any of
+us Pennsylvany fellers down dare to fight mit does pattles. Like as not
+ve vould shoost pe fools enough to kill somepody." [Loud applause and
+laughter, and cries of "Go on; go on."]</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>HOW TO AVOID THE SUBJECT</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Horace Porter at the seventy-fifth annual dinner of the
+New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1880. "We
+have been told here to-night," said the President, James C. Carter,
+"that New York has been peopled by pilgrims of various races, and I
+propose, as our next toast, 'The Pilgrims of Every Race.' And I
+call upon our ever welcome friend, General Horace Porter, for a
+response."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President</span>:&mdash;I am here, like the rest of your guests, to-night, in
+consequence of these notes of invitation that we have received. I know
+it is always more gratifying to an audience for speakers to be able to
+assure them, in the outset of their remarks, that they are here without
+notes; but such is not my case. I received the following:</p>
+
+<p>"The Committee of Arrangements of the New England Society respectfully
+invite you to be present at the seventy-fifth anniversary of the
+Society, and the two hundred and sixtieth of the landing of the Pilgrims
+at Metropolitan Concert Hall." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Such is the ignorance of those of us upon whom Providence did not
+sufficiently smile to permit us to be born in New England, that I never
+knew, until I received that note, anything about the landing of the
+Pilgrims at Metropolitan Concert Hall. This certainly will be sad news
+to communicate to those pious people who assembled in Brooklyn last
+night, and who still rest happy in the belief that the Pilgrims landed
+on Plymouth Church. [Laughter.] From the day they have chosen for the
+anniversary,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_905" id="Page_905">[Pg 905]</a></span> it seems very evident that the Pilgrims must have landed
+somewhere one day before they struck Plymouth Rock. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The poet Longfellow tells us, in one of his short poems, "learn to labor
+and to wait." I have labored through about twenty-five courses at this
+table, and then I have waited until this hour, in the hope that I might
+be spared the inevitable ordeal. But when the last plate had been
+removed, and your president, who is a stern man of duty, rapped upon the
+table, I saw there was no escape, and the time had come when he was
+going to present to you one of the most popular of all dishes at a New
+England banquet, tongue garnished with brains. He seems, following the
+late teachings of Harvard and Yale, to have invited the guests to enter
+for a sort of skull-race. [Laughter.] Now, I suppose that, in calling
+first upon those on his right and left, it is a matter of convenience
+for himself, and he has acted from the same motives that actuated a
+newly fledged dentist who, when his first patient applied, determined to
+exercise all that genius and understanding which Boston men generally
+exercise in the practice of their profession. The patient, coming from
+the country, told him he wanted two back teeth, which he pointed out to
+him, pulled. The dentist placed him in a chair, and in a few moments he
+had pulled out his two front teeth. The patient left the chair, and it
+occurred to him that the circumstance might be deemed of sufficient
+importance to call the dentist's attention to it. He said, "I told you
+to pull out these two back teeth." "Yes," said the dentist, "so you did;
+but I found that the front ones were kind of handier to get at."
+[Laughter and applause.] I suppose the reason your president called upon
+those of us nearest the platform to-night was because he found us a
+little handier to get at. But there is no use in speakers coming here
+and pleading want of preparation, because, doubtless, the New Englanders
+who expected to take part to-night might have been found at any time
+within the last six months sitting under blue glass to enlarge their
+ideas. [Laughter.] I ventured to say to the committee that, this being
+such a large room, some of your speakers might not have a high enough
+tone of voice to be heard at the other end. They looked unutterable
+things at me, as much as to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_906" id="Page_906">[Pg 906]</a></span> say that at New England dinners I would
+find the speakers could not be otherwise than high-toned. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The first New Englander I ever had the pleasure to listen to was a
+Pilgrim from Boston, who came out to the town in Pennsylvania, where I
+lived, to deliver a lecture. We all went to the lecture. We were told it
+was worth twice the price of admission to see that man wipe the corners
+of his mouth with his handkerchief before he commenced to speak. Well,
+he spoke for about two hours on the subject of the indestructibility of
+the absolute in connection with the mutability of mundane affairs. The
+pitch and variety of the nasal tones was wonderful, and he had an
+amazing command of the longest nouns and adjectives. It was a beautiful
+lecture. The town council tried to borrow it and have it set to music.
+It was one of those lectures that would pay a man to walk ten miles in
+wet feet&mdash;to avoid. After he got through, a gentleman in the audience,
+thinking it the part of good nature, stepped up and congratulated him
+upon his "great effort." The lecturer took it as a matter of course, and
+replied, "Oh, yes, you will find the whole atmosphere of Boston
+exhilarant with intellectual vitality." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Now, if there is one thing which modern Pilgrims pride themselves upon
+more than another, it is in being the lineal descendants of those who
+came over by the Mayflower. To prove this, when you visit their homes,
+they bring forth family records in the shape of knives, forks, and
+spoons that were taken from the Mayflower. From the number of those
+articles I have seen, I have come to the conclusion that the captain of
+the Mayflower did not get back to England with a single article
+belonging to the ship that was not nailed fast to the deck. Such a dread
+have the people of that island of this wide-spread Puritanical
+kleptomania attaching to people coming here, that even as late as 1812
+the commander of one of the British frigates took the wise precaution to
+nail his flag fast to the mast. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>We have heard that the Pilgrim fathers made amends for their
+shortcomings, from the fact of their having determined, after landing,
+to fill the meeting-houses and have worship there, and that brave men
+were detailed from the congregation to stand sentinels against a
+surprise by the Indians. It is even said that during those long and
+solemn sermons some<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_907" id="Page_907">[Pg 907]</a></span> of the members vied with each other in taking their
+chances with the Indians outside. Some of these acts of heroism
+re-appear in the race. I have been told that some of the lineal
+descendants of these hardy men that paced up and down in front of the
+meeting-house have recently been seen pacing up and down all night in
+front of the Globe Theatre, in Boston, ready in the morning to take
+their chance of the nearest seat for Sara Bernhardt's performance.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Now, sir, the New Englanders are eminently reformers. I have never seen
+anything they did not attempt to reform. They even introduced the
+Children of the Sun to the shoe-shops of Lynn, with the alleged purpose
+of instructing the Chinese in letters, yet recently in Massachusetts
+they themselves showed such lamentable ignorance as not to know a
+Chinese letter when they saw it. [Laughter.] But the poor Chinese have
+been driven away. They have been driven away from many places by that
+formidable weapon&mdash;the only weapon which Dennis Kearney has ever been
+able to use against them&mdash;the Chinese must-get. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>I have never seen but one thing the Yankee could not reform, and that
+was the line of battle at Bull Run, and I call upon Pilgrim Sherman as a
+witness to this. He was there, and knows. Bulls have given as much
+trouble to Yankees as to Irishmen. Bulls always seem to be associated
+with Yankee defeat, from the time of Bull Run down to Sitting Bull, and
+I will call upon Pilgrim Miles as a witness to that.</p>
+
+<p>Now, gentlemen, let me say that the presence of General Grant to-night
+will enable you to settle forever that question which has vexed the New
+England mind all the period during which he was making his triumphal
+journey round the globe&mdash;the question as to whether, in his intercourse
+with kings and potentates, he was always sure to keep in sufficient
+prominence the merits of the Pilgrim fathers, and more especially of
+their descendants. I have no doubt he did. I have no doubt that to those
+crowned heads, with numerous recalcitrant subjects constantly raising
+Cain in their dominions, the recital of how the Pilgrims went
+voluntarily to a distant country to live, where their scalps were in
+danger, must have been a pleasant picture. [Laughter.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_908" id="Page_908">[Pg 908]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>If I am to have any reputation for brevity I must now close these
+remarks. I remember a lesson in brevity I once received in a barber's
+shop. An Irishman came in, and the unsteady gait with which he
+approached the chair showed that he had been imbibing of the produce of
+the still run by North Carolina Moonshiners. He wanted his hair cut, and
+while the barber was getting him ready, went off into a drunken sleep.
+His head got bobbing from one side to the other, and at length the
+barber, in making a snip, cut off the lower part of his ear. The barber
+jumped about and howled, and a crowd of neighbors rushed in. Finally the
+demonstration became so great that it began to attract the attention of
+the man in the chair, and he opened one eye and said, "Wh-wh-at's the
+matther wid yez?" "Good Lord!" said the barber, "I've cut off the whole
+lower part of your ear." "Have yez? Ah, thin, go on wid yer bizness&mdash;it
+was too long, anyhow!" [Laughter.] If I don't close this speech, some
+one of the company will be inclined to remark that it has been too long,
+anyhow. [Cheers and laughter.]</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>A TRIP ABROAD WITH DEPEW</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Horace Porter at the seventy-seventh annual dinner of
+the New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1882.
+Josiah M. Fiske, the President, occupied the chair and called upon
+General Porter to respond to the toast: "The Embarkation of the
+Pilgrims."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;Last summer two pilgrims might have been seen
+embarking from the port of New York to visit the land from which the
+Pilgrim Fathers once embarked. One was the speaker who just sat down
+[Chauncey M. Depew], and the other the speaker who has just arisen. I do
+not know why we chose that particular time. Perhaps Mr. Choate, with his
+usual disregard of the more accurate bounds of veracity, would have you
+believe that we selected that time because it was a season when there
+was likely to be a general vacation from dinners here. [Laughter.] Our
+hopes of pleasure abroad had not risen to any dizzy height. We did not
+expect that the land which so discriminating a band as the Pilgrim
+Fathers had deliberately<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_909" id="Page_909">[Pg 909]</a></span> abandoned, and preferred New England thereto,
+could be a very engaging country. We expected to feel at home there upon
+the general principle that the Yankees never appear so much at home as
+when they are visiting other people. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>I have noticed that Americans have a desire to go to Europe, and I have
+observed, especially, that those who have certain ambitions with regard
+to public life think that they ought to cross the ocean; that crossing
+the water will add to their public reputations, particularly when they
+think how it added to the reputation of George Washington even crossing
+the Delaware River. [Laughter and applause.] The process is very simple.
+You get aboard a steamer, and when you get out of sight of land you
+suddenly realize that the ship has taken up seriously its corkscrew
+career through the sea. Certain gastronomic uncertainties follow. You
+are sailing under the British flag. You always knew that "Britannia
+ruled the waves;" but the only trouble with her now is that she don't
+appear to rule them straight. [Laughter.] Then you lean up against the
+rail; soon you begin to look about as much discouraged as a Brooklyn
+Alderman in contempt of court. Your more experienced and sympathizing
+friends tell you that it will soon pass over, and it does. You even try
+to beguile your misery with pleasant recollections of Shakespeare. The
+only line that seems to come to your memory is the advice of Lady
+Macbeth&mdash;"To bed, to bed!"&mdash;and when you are tucked away in your berth
+and the ship is rolling at its worst, your more advisory friends look in
+upon you, and they give you plenty of that economical advice that was
+given to Joseph's brother, not to "fall out by the way." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>For several days you find your stomach is about in the condition of the
+tariff question in the present Congress&mdash;likely to come up any minute.
+This is particularly hard upon those who had been brought up in the
+army, whose previous experience in this direction had been confined
+entirely to throwing up earthworks. [Laughter.] You begin to realize how
+naval officers sometimes have even gone so far as to throw up their
+commissions. If Mr. Choate had seen Mr. Depew and myself under these
+circumstances he would not have made those disparaging remarks which he
+uttered to-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_910" id="Page_910">[Pg 910]</a></span>night about the engorgement of our stomachs. If he had
+turned those stomachs wrong side out and gazed upon their inner walls
+through that opera-glass with which he has been looking so intently
+lately upon Mrs. Langtry, he would have found that there was not even
+the undigested corner of a carbuncular potato to stop the pyloric
+orifice; he would have found upon those inner walls not a morsel of
+those things which perish with using. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But Mr. Choate must have his joke. He is a professional lawyer, and I
+have frequently observed that lawyers' jokes are like an undertaker's
+griefs&mdash;strictly professional. You begin now to sympathize with
+everybody that ever went to sea. You think of the Pilgrim Fathers during
+the tempestuous voyage in the Mayflower. You reflect how fully their
+throats must have been occupied, and you can see how they originated the
+practice of speaking through their noses. [Great laughter and applause.]
+Why, you will get so nauseated before the trip is over at the very sight
+of the white caps that you can't look at the heads of the French nurses
+in Paris without feeling seasick. There are the usual "characters"
+about. There is the customary foreign spinster of uncertain age that has
+been visiting here, who regales you with stories of how in New York she
+had twelve men at her feet. Subsequent inquiry proves that they were
+chiropodists. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>And then you approach Ireland. You have had enough of the ocean wave,
+and you think you will stop there. I have no doubt everybody present,
+after hearing from the lips of the distinguished chaplain on my right as
+to the character of the men who come from that country, will hereafter
+always want to stop there. And when you land at Queenstown you are taken
+for an American suspect. They think you are going to join the Fenian
+army. They look at you as if you intended to go forth from that ship as
+the dove went forth from the ark, in search of some green thing. You
+assure them that the only manner in which you can be compared with that
+dove is in the general peacefulness of your intentions. Then you go
+wandering around by the shores of the Lakes of Killarney and the Gap of
+Dunloe, that spot where the Irishman worked all day for the agent of an
+absentee landlord on the promise of getting a glass of grog.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_911" id="Page_911">[Pg 911]</a></span> At night
+the agent brought out the grog to him, and the Irishman tasted it, and
+he said to the agent, "Which did you put in first, the whiskey or the
+water?" "Oh," said he, "the whiskey." "Ah, ha! Well, maybe I'll come to
+it by and by." [Laughter.] You look around upon the army, the
+constabulary, the police, and you begin to think that Ireland is a good
+deal like our own city of Troy, where there are two police forces on
+duty&mdash;that it is governed a great deal. You can't help thinking of the
+philosophical remark made by that learned Chinese statesman, Chin Lan
+Pin, when he was here at the time Dennis Kearney was having an
+unpleasantness with the Orientals. A man said to him, "Your people will
+have to get out of here; the Irish carry too much religion around to
+associate with Pagans." "Yes," said Chin Lan Pin, "we have determined to
+go. Our own country is too overcrowded now, we can't go there, and I
+think we'll go to Ireland." Said the man, "To Ireland? You will be
+jumping out of the frying-pan into the fire." Said Chin Lan Pin, "I have
+travelled in your country and all around a good deal, and I have come to
+the conclusion that nowadays Ireland is about the only country that is
+not governed by the Irish." [Applause and laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Then you go to Scotland. You want to learn from personal observation
+whether the allegation is true that the Scotch are a people who are
+given to keeping the Sabbath day&mdash;and everything else they can lay their
+hands on. [Laughter.] You have heard that it is a musical country, and
+you immediately find that it is. You hardly land there before you hear
+the bag-pipes. You hear that disheartening music, and you sit down and
+weep. You know that there is only one other instrument in the world that
+will produce such strains, and that is a steam piano on a Mississippi
+steamboat when the engineer is drunk. And in this musical country they
+tell you in song about the "Lassies Comin' Through the Rye;" but they
+never tell you about the rye that goes through the "laddies." And they
+will tell you in song about "bodies meeting bodies coming through the
+rye," and you tell them that the practice is entirely un-American; that
+in America bodies usually are impressed with the solemnity of the
+occasion and the general propriety of the thing, and lie quiet until the
+arrival of the coroner, but that the cor<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_912" id="Page_912">[Pg 912]</a></span>oners are disputing so much in
+regard to their jurisdiction, and so many delays occur in issuing burial
+permits, that, altogether, they are making the process so tedious and
+disagreeable that nowadays in America hardly anybody cares to die. You
+tell them this in all seriousness, and you will see from their
+expression that they receive it in the same spirit. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Then you go to England. You have seen her colonies forming a belt around
+the circle of the earth, on which the sun never sets. And now you have
+laid eyes on the mother-country, on which it appears the sun never
+rises. Then you begin to compare legislative bodies, Parliament and
+Congress. You find that in Parliament the members sit with their hats on
+and cough, while in Congress the members sit with their hats off and
+spit. I believe that no international tribunal of competent jurisdiction
+has yet determined which nation has the advantage over the other in
+these little legislative amenities. And, as you cross the English
+Channel, the last thing you see is the English soldier with his blue
+trousers and red coat, and the first you see on landing in France is the
+French soldier with his red trousers and blue coat, and you come to the
+conclusion that if you turn an English soldier upside down he is,
+uniformly speaking, a Frenchman. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>We could not tarry long in France; it was the ambition of my travelling
+companion to go to Holland, and upon his arrival there the boyish antics
+that were performed by my travelling companion in disporting himself
+upon the ancestral ground were one of the most touching and playful
+sights ever witnessed in the open air. [Laughter.] Nobody knows Mr.
+Depew who has not seen him among the Dutch. He wanted especially to go
+to Holland, because he knew the Pilgrims had gone from there. They did
+not start immediately from England to come here. Before taking their
+leap across the ocean they stepped back on to Holland to get a good
+ready. [Laughter.] It is a country where water mingles with everything
+except gin&mdash;a country that has been so effectually diked by the natives
+and damned by tourists. [Laughter.] There is one peculiar and especial
+advantage that you can enjoy in that country in going out to a banquet
+like this. It is that rare and peculiar privilege<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_913" id="Page_913">[Pg 913]</a></span> which you cannot
+expect to enjoy in a New England Society even when Mr. Choate addresses
+you&mdash;the privilege of never being able to understand a word that is said
+by the speakers after dinner. But we had to hurry home. We were
+Republicans, and there was going to be an election in November. We
+didn't suppose that our votes would be necessary at all; still it would
+look well, you know, to come home and swell the Republican majority.
+[Laughter.] Now when you get on that ship to come back, you begin for
+the first time to appreciate the advantage of the steam lanes that are
+laid down by the steamship company, by which a vessel goes to Europe one
+season over one route and comes back another season over another route,
+so that a man who goes to Europe one season and comes back another is
+treated to another change of scenery along the entire route. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>As I said, we thought it was the thing for Republicans to come home to
+vote. At the polls we found it was rather the thing for them to stay
+away. But we acted upon that impulse which often seizes upon the human
+breast&mdash;the desire to come home to die. I never for one moment realized
+the overwhelming defeat that we were going to suffer until one day Mr.
+Choate confided to me his determination to speak for the Citizens'
+candidate. [Loud laughter.] And this left us the day after that election
+and left the other members of our party standing around the highways and
+byways with that one supplication upon each one's lips: "Lord, be
+merciful unto me a Republican and a sinner." [Loud applause and
+laughter.]</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>WOMAN</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Horace Porter at the seventy-eighth annual dinner of the
+New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1883. The
+President, Marvelle W. Cooper, in introducing the speaker, arose,
+mentioned the single word "Woman"&mdash;and said: "This toast will be
+responded to by one whom you know well, General Horace Porter."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;When this toast was proposed to
+me, I insisted that it ought to be responded to by a bachelor, by some
+one who is known as a ladies' man;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_914" id="Page_914">[Pg 914]</a></span> but in these days of female
+proprietorship it is supposed that a married person is more essentially
+a ladies' man than anybody else, and it was thought that only one who
+had had the courage to address a lady could have the courage, under
+these circumstances, to address the New England Society. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The toast, I see, is not in its usual order to-night. At public dinners
+this toast is habitually placed last on the list. It seems to be a
+benevolent provision of the Committee on Toasts in order to give man in
+replying to Woman one chance at least in life of having the last word.
+[Laughter.] At the New England dinners, unfortunately the most fruitful
+subject of remark regarding woman is not so much her appearance as her
+disappearance. I know that this was remedied a few years ago, when this
+grand annual gastronomic high carnival was held in the Metropolitan
+Concert Hall. There ladies were introduced into the galleries to grace
+the scene by their presence; and I am sure the experiment was
+sufficiently encouraging to warrant repetition, for it was beautiful to
+see the descendants of the Pilgrims sitting with eyes upturned in true
+Puritanic sanctity; it was encouraging to see the sons of those pious
+sires devoting themselves, at least for one night, to setting their
+affections upon "things above." [Applause and laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Woman's first home was in the Garden of Eden. There man first married
+woman. Strange that the incident should have suggested to Milton the
+"Paradise Lost." [Laughter.] Man was placed in a profound sleep, a rib
+was taken from his side, a woman was created from it, and she became his
+wife. Evil-minded persons constantly tell us that thus man's first sleep
+became his last repose. But if woman be given at times to that
+contrariety of thought and perversity of mind which sometimes passeth
+our understanding, it must be recollected in her favor that she was
+created out of the crookedest part of man. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The Rabbins have a different theory regarding creation. They go back to
+the time when we were all monkeys. They insist that man was originally
+created with a kind of Darwinian tail, and that in the process of
+evolution this caudal appendage was removed and created into woman. This
+might better account for those Caudle lectures which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_915" id="Page_915">[Pg 915]</a></span> woman is in the
+habit of delivering, and some color is given to this theory, from the
+fact that husbands even down to the present day seem to inherit a
+general disposition to leave their wives behind. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The first woman, finding no other man in that garden except her own
+husband, took to flirting even with the Devil. [Laughter.] The race
+might have been saved much tribulation if Eden had been located in some
+calm and tranquil land&mdash;like Ireland. There would at least have been no
+snakes there to get into the garden. Now woman in her thirst after
+knowledge, showed her true female inquisitiveness in her
+cross-examination of the serpent, and, in commemoration of that
+circumstance, the serpent seems to have been curled up and used in
+nearly all languages as a sign of interrogation. Soon the domestic
+troubles of our first parents began. The first woman's favorite son was
+killed with a club, and married women even to this day seem to have an
+instinctive horror of clubs. The first woman learned that it was Cain
+that raised a club. The modern woman has learned it is a club that
+raises cain. Yet, I think, I recognize faces here to-night that I see
+behind the windows of Fifth Avenue clubs of an afternoon, with their
+noses pressed flat against the broad plate glass, and as woman trips
+along the sidewalk, I have observed that these gentlemen appear to be
+more assiduously engaged than ever was a government scientific
+commission in taking observations upon the transit of Venus. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Before those windows passes many a face fairer than that of the
+Ludovician Juno or the Venus of Medici. There is the Saxon blonde with
+the deep blue eye, whose glances return love for love, whose silken
+tresses rest upon her shoulders like a wealth of golden fleece, each
+thread of which looks like a ray of the morning sunbeam. There is the
+Latin brunette with the deep, black, piercing eye, whose jetty lashes
+rest like silken fringe upon the pearly texture of her dainty cheek,
+looking like raven's wings spread out upon new-fallen snow.</p>
+
+<p>And yet the club man is not happy. As the ages roll on woman has
+materially elevated herself in the scale of being. Now she stops at
+nothing. She soars. She demands the coeducation of the sexes. She thinks
+nothing of delving<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_916" id="Page_916">[Pg 916]</a></span> into the most abstruse problems of the higher
+branches of analytical science. She can cipher out the exact hour of the
+night when her husband ought to be home, either according to the old or
+the recently adopted method of calculating time. I never knew of but one
+married man who gained any decided domestic advantage by this change in
+our time. He was an <i>habitu&eacute;</i> of a club situated next door to his house.
+His wife was always upbraiding him for coming home too late at night.
+Fortunately, when they made this change of time, they placed one of
+those meridians from which our time is calculated right between the club
+and his house. [Laughter.] Every time he stepped across that imaginary
+line it set him back a whole hour in time. He found that he could then
+leave his club at one o'clock and get home to his wife at twelve; and
+for the first time in twenty years peace reigned around that
+hearthstone.</p>
+
+<p>Woman now revels even in the more complicated problems of mathematical
+astronomy. Give a woman ten minutes and she will describe a heliocentric
+parallax of the heavens. Give her twenty minutes and she will find
+astronomically the longitude of a place by means of lunar culminations.
+Give that same woman an hour and a half, with the present fashions, and
+she cannot find the pocket in her dress.</p>
+
+<p>And yet man's admiration for woman never flags. He will give her half
+his fortune; he will give her his whole heart; he seems always willing
+to give her everything that he possesses, except his seat in a
+horse-car. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Every nation has had its heroines as well as its heroes. England, in her
+wars, had a Florence Nightingale; and the soldiers in the expression of
+their adoration, used to stoop and kiss the hem of her garment as she
+passed. America, in her war, had a Dr. Mary Walker. Nobody ever stooped
+to kiss the hem of her garment&mdash;because that was not exactly the kind of
+garment she wore. [Laughter.] But why should man stand here and attempt
+to speak for woman, when she is so abundantly equipped to speak for
+herself. I know that is the case in New England; and I am reminded, by
+seeing General Grant here to-night, of an incident in proof of it which
+occurred when he was making that marvellous tour through New England,
+just after the war. The<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_917" id="Page_917">[Pg 917]</a></span> train stopped at a station in the State of
+Maine. The General was standing on the rear platform of the last car. At
+that time, as you know, he had a great reputation for silence&mdash;for it
+was before he had made his series of brilliant speeches before the New
+England Society. They spoke of his reticence&mdash;a quality which New
+Englanders admire so much&mdash;in others. [Laughter.] Suddenly there was a
+commotion in the crowd, and as it opened a large, tall, gaunt-looking
+woman came rushing toward the car, out of breath. Taking her spectacles
+off from the top of her head and putting them on her nose, she put her
+arms akimbo, and looking up, said: "Well, I've just come down here a
+runnin' nigh onto two mile, right on the clean jump, just to get a look
+at the man that lets the women do all the talkin'." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The first regular speaker of the evening [William M. Evarts] touched
+upon woman, but only incidentally, only in reference to Mormonism and
+that sad land of Utah, where a single death may make a dozen widows.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>A speaker at the New England dinner in Brooklyn last night [Henry Ward
+Beecher] tried to prove that the Mormons came originally from New
+Hampshire and Vermont. I know that a New Englander sometimes in the
+course of his life marries several times; but he takes the precaution to
+take his wives in their proper order of legal succession. The difference
+is that he drives his team of wives tandem, while the Mormon insists
+upon driving his abreast. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But even the least serious of us, Mr. President, have some serious
+moments in which to contemplate the true nobility of woman's character.
+If she were created from a rib, she was made from that part which lies
+nearest a man's heart.</p>
+
+<p>It has been beautifully said that man was fashioned out of the dust of
+the earth while woman was created from God's own image. It is our pride
+in this land that woman's honor is her own best defence; that here
+female virtue is not measured by the vigilance of detective nurses; that
+here woman may walk throughout the length and the breadth of this land,
+through its highways and its byways, uninsulted, unmolested, clothed in
+the invulnerable panoply of her own woman's virtue; that even in places
+where crime lurks and vice prevails in the haunts of our great cities,
+and in the rude mining gulches of the West, owing to the noble efforts<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_918" id="Page_918">[Pg 918]</a></span>
+of our women, and the influence of their example, there are raised up,
+even there, girls who are good daughters, loyal wives, and faithful
+mothers. They seem to rise in those rude surroundings as grows the pond
+lily, which is entangled by every species of rank growth, environed by
+poison, miasma and corruption, and yet which rises in the beauty of its
+purity and lifts its fair face unblushing to the sun.</p>
+
+<p>No one who has witnessed the heroism of America's daughters in the field
+should fail to pay a passing tribute to their worth. I do not speak
+alone of those trained Sisters of Charity, who in scenes of misery and
+woe seem Heaven's chosen messengers on earth; but I would speak also of
+those fair daughters who come forth from the comfortable firesides of
+New England and other States, little trained to scenes of suffering,
+little used to the rudeness of a life in camp, who gave their all, their
+time, their health, and even life itself, as a willing sacrifice in that
+cause which then moved the nation's soul. As one of these, with her
+graceful form, was seen moving silently through the darkened aisles of
+an army hospital, as the motion of her passing dress wafted a breeze
+across the face of the wounded, they felt that their parched brows had
+been fanned by the wings of the angel of mercy.</p>
+
+<p>Ah! Mr. President, woman is after all a mystery. It has been well said,
+that woman is the great conundrum of the nineteenth century; but if we
+cannot guess her, we will never give her up. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_919" id="Page_919">[Pg 919]</a></span></p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h4>FRIENDLINESS OF THE FRENCH</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Horace Porter at the banquet given by the Chamber of
+Commerce of the State of New York, June 24, 1885, to the officers
+of the French national ship "Isere," which brought over the statue
+of "Liberty Enlightening the World." Charles Stewart Smith,
+vice-President of the Chamber, proposed the following toast: "The
+French Alliance; initiated by noble and sympathetic Frenchmen;
+grandly maintained by the blood and treasure of France; now newly
+cemented by the spontaneous action of the French people; may it be
+perpetuated through all time." In concluding his introduction, the
+Chairman said: "We shall hear from our friend, General Porter."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;<a name="FNanchor_3_3" id="FNanchor_3_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a><i>Voulez-vous me permettre de
+faire mes remarques en fran&ccedil;ais? Si je m'addresse &agrave; vous dans une langue
+que je ne parle pas, et que personne ici ne comprends, j'en impute la
+faute enti&egrave;rement &agrave; l'example malheureux de Monsieur Coudert. Ce que je
+veux dire est que</i>&mdash;this is the fault of Coudert. He has been switching
+the languages round in every direction, and has done all he could to
+sidetrack English.</p>
+
+<p>What I mean to say is, that if I were to mention in either language one
+tithe of the subjects which should be alluded to to-night in connection
+with the French Alliance, I should keep you all here until the rising of
+another sun, and these military gentlemen around me, from abroad, in
+attempting to listen to it, would have to exhibit what Napoleon
+considered the highest quality in a soldier: "Two-o'clock-in-the-morning
+courage." [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>One cannot speak of the French Alliance without recalling the services
+of Benjamin Franklin in connection with it. When he was in Paris and was
+received in a public assemblage, not understanding anything of the
+language, and believing, very properly, that it was a good thing always
+to follow the example of the French in society, he vociferously
+applauded every time the rest of them applauded, and he did not learn
+until it was all over that the applause was, in each instance, elicited
+by a reference to his name and distinguished <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_920" id="Page_920">[Pg 920]</a></span>public services, and so,
+during the eloquent speech of our friend, Mr. Coudert, I could not but
+look upon the American members of this assemblage, and notice that they
+applauded most vociferously when they supposed that the speaker was
+alluding particularly to their arduous services as members of the
+Chamber of Commerce. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>I congratulate our friends from abroad, who do not understand our
+language, upon the very great privilege they enjoy here to-night, a
+privilege that is not enjoyed by Americans or by Englishmen who come
+among us. It is the rare and precious privilege at an American banquet
+of not being expected to pay the slightest attention to the remarks of
+the after-dinner speakers. [Laughter.] If there is one thing I feel I
+can enjoy more than another, it is standing upon firm land and speaking
+to those whose life is on the sea, to these "toilers of the deep." There
+is in this a sort of poetic justice, a sentimental retribution; for on
+their element I am never able to stand up, and, owing to certain
+gastronomic uncertainties, my feelings on that element are just the
+reverse of those I experience at the present moment. For in the agonies
+of a storm I have so much on my mind that I have nothing whatever on my
+stomach. But after this feast to-night I have so much on my stomach that
+I fear I have nothing whatever on my mind. And when I next go to sea I
+want to go as the great statue of Liberty: first being taken all apart
+with the pieces carefully stored amidships. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>While they were building the statue in France, we were preparing slowly
+for the pedestal. You cannot hurry constructions of this kind; they must
+have time to settle. We long ago prepared the stones for that pedestal,
+and we first secured the services of the most useful, most precious
+stone of all&mdash;the Pasha from Egypt. [Laughter.] We felt that his
+services in Egypt had particularly fitted him for this task. There is a
+popular belief in this country, which I have never once heard
+contradicted, that he took a prominent part in laying the foundations of
+the great Pyramids, that he assisted in placing the Egyptian Sphinx in
+position, and that he even had something to do with Cleopatra's Needle.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>When Napoleon was in Egypt he said to his people:<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_921" id="Page_921">[Pg 921]</a></span> "Forty centuries are
+looking down upon you." We say to General Stone, as he stands upon that
+pedestal: "Fifty-five millions of people are looking up to you! and some
+of them have contributed to the fund." [Laughter.] When we read of the
+size of that statue, we were troubled, particularly when we saw the
+gigantic dimensions of the Goddess's nose, but our minds were relieved
+when we found that that nose was to face southward, and not in the
+direction of Hunter's Point. [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p><i>Monsieur le President</i>:&mdash;<a name="FNanchor_4_4" id="FNanchor_4_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_4_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a><i>Quand le c[oe]ur est plein il deborde, et
+ce soir mon c[oe]ur est plein de la France, mais</i>&mdash;Oh, there I go, again
+wandering with Coudert away from the mother-tongue. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>I have no doubt all the gentlemen here to-night of an American turn of
+mind wish that the mantle of Elijah of old had fallen upon the shoulders
+of Mr. Coudert, for then he might have stood some chance of being
+translated. [Laughter.] A few years ago distinguished military men from
+abroad came here to participate in the celebration of the 100th
+anniversary of the surrender of Yorktown by Lord Cornwallis. They were
+invited here by the Government, the descendants of all distinguished
+foreigners, to participate in that historical event, except the
+descendants of Lord Cornwallis. [Laughter.] And if our French guests had
+been here then, and had gone down and seen Yorktown, they would not have
+wondered that Cornwallis gave up that place; their only astonishment
+would have been that he consented to remain there as long as he did.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But, Mr. President, upon a subject fraught with so much interest to us
+all, and with so much dignity, let me, before I close, speak a few words
+in all seriousness. If we would properly appreciate the depth and the
+lasting nature of that traditional friendship between the two nations,
+which is the child of the French Alliance, we must consider the
+conditions of history at the time that alliance was formed. For years a
+desperate war had been waged between the most powerful of nations and
+the weakest of peoples, struggling to become a nation. The American
+coffers had been drained, the spirit of the people was waning, hope was
+fading, and <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_922" id="Page_922">[Pg 922]</a></span>patriot hearts who had never despaired before were now
+bowed in the dust. The trials of the Continental army had never been
+matched since the trade of war began. Their sufferings had never been
+equalled since the days of the early Christian martyrs. While courage
+still animated the hearts of the people, and their leaders never took
+counsel of their fears, yet a general gloom had settled down upon the
+land. Then we saw a light breaking in upon our eastern horizon, a light
+which grew in brilliancy until it became to us a true bow of promise.
+That light came from the brave land of France. [Enthusiastic cheering.]</p>
+
+<p>Then hope raised our standards; then joy brightened our crest; then it
+was, that when we saw Gates and Lincoln and Greene and Washington, we
+saw standing shoulder to shoulder with them, D'Estaing, De Grasse,
+Rochambeau, and that princely hero [pointing to a portrait against the
+wall], that man who was the embodiment of gallantry, of liberty, of
+chivalry, the immortal Lafayette. [Loud cheers.] Then the two armies
+moved hand-in-hand to fight the common foe. They vied nobly with each
+other and, by an unselfish emulation and by a generous rivalry, showed
+the world that the path of ambition had not become so narrow that two
+could not walk it abreast. [Cries of "Good! Good!" and cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>Two treaties were made; one was military in its terms, and was called
+the Defensive Treaty. The other we recall with great interest in the
+presence of an assemblage of business men such as this. The second
+treaty was called the Treaty of Friendship and Commerce. The results of
+those treaties have passed into history. That alliance taught many
+worthy lessons. It taught that tyranny you may find anywhere; it is a
+weed that grows on any soil. But if you want liberty, you must go forth
+and fight for it. [Applause.] It taught us those kindly sentiments
+between nations which warm the heart, liberalize the mind, and animate
+the courage. It taught men that true liberty can turn blind submission
+into rational obedience. It taught men, as Hall has said, that true
+liberty smothers the voice of kings, dispels the mists of superstition,
+and by its magic touch kindles the rays of genius, the enthusiasm of
+poetry, the flame of eloquence, pours into our laps opulence and art,
+and embel<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_923" id="Page_923">[Pg 923]</a></span>lishes life with innumerable institutions and improvements
+which make it one grand theatre of wonders. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>And now that this traditional friendship between the two nations is to
+be ever cemented by that generous gift of our ally, that colossal
+statue, which so nobly typifies the great principle for which our
+fathers fought, may the flame which is to arise from its uplifted arm
+light the path of liberty to all who follow in its ways, until human
+rights and human freedom become the common heritage of mankind.</p>
+
+<p>Ariosto tells us a pretty story of a gentle fairy, who, by a mysterious
+law of her nature, was at certain periods compelled to assume the form
+of a serpent and to crawl upon the ground. Those who in the days of her
+disguise spurned her and trod upon her were forever debarred from a
+participation in those gifts that it was her privilege to bestow, but to
+those who, despite her unsightly aspect, comforted her and encouraged
+her and aided her, she appeared in the beautiful and celestial form of
+her true nature, followed them ever after with outstretched arms,
+lavished upon them her gifts, and filled their homes with happiness and
+wealth.</p>
+
+<p>And so, when America lay prostrate upon the ground, after throwing off
+the British yoke, yet not having established a government which the
+nations of the earth were willing to recognize, then it was that France
+sympathized with her, and comforted her, and aided her, and now that
+America has arisen in her strength and stands erect before the nations
+of the world, in the true majesty and glory of that form in which God
+intended she should thenceforth tread the earth, she always stands with
+arms outstretched towards France in token of the great gratitude she
+bears her. [Applause and cheers.]</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_924" id="Page_924">[Pg 924]</a></span></p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h4>THE CITIZEN SOLDIER</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Horace Porter at the eighth annual dinner of the New
+England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1887. The
+President, John Winslow, proposed the toast, "The Citizen Soldier,"
+saying: "The next regular toast is 'The Citizen Soldier.' I have
+already referred to the embarrassment which a presiding officer
+feels in introducing a well-known and distinguished man. If I refer
+to the distinguished gentleman who is to respond to this toast as a
+pathetic speaker, you will immediately recall some of his fine
+humor; and if I should speak of him as a humorous speaker you will
+recall some pathetic sentence; so it is better to let General
+Horace Porter speak for himself."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;After General Sherman the deluge.
+I am the deluge. It is fortunate for me this evening that I come after
+General Sherman only in the order of speech, and not in the order of
+dinner, for a person once said in Georgia&mdash;and he was a man who knew
+regarding the March to the Sea&mdash;that anyone who came after General
+Sherman wouldn't find much to eat. Having been brought up in
+Pennsylvania, I listened with great interest to General Sherman's
+reference to the proposed names of the States in the country. He
+mentioned one as "Sylvania." That was evidently a dead letter till we
+put the Pen(n) to it. [Laughter.] I noticed that President Dwight
+listened with equal interest to the statement of that expedition which
+went West and carried such a large quantity of whiskey with it, in
+consequence of which the first University was founded. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But, gentlemen, when I am requested in such an august presence as this
+to speak of the "Citizen Soldier," I cannot help feeling like the
+citizen soldier of Hibernian extraction who came up, in the streets of
+New York, to a general officer and held out his hand for alms, evidently
+wanting to put himself temporarily on the General's pay-roll, as it
+were. The General said: "Why don't you work?" He said he couldn't on
+account of his wounds. The General asked where he was wounded. He said,
+"In the retrate at Bull Run." "But whereabouts on your person?" He
+replied, "You'll notice the scar here." [Pointing to his face.] "Now,
+how could you get wounded in the face while on the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_925" id="Page_925">[Pg 925]</a></span> retreat?" "I had the
+indiscrition to look back." [Laughter.] "Well," said the General, "that
+wouldn't prevent your working." "Ah," answered the man, "the worst wound
+is here." [Left breast.] The General said, "Oh, that's all bosh; if the
+bullet had gone in there it would have passed through your heart and
+killed you." "I beg your pardon, sir, at that moment me heart was in me
+mouth!" [Great laughter.] So if I had known that such an early attack
+was to be made upon me here to-night, I should have thrown my pickets
+farther out to the front, in hopes of getting sufficient information to
+beat a hasty retreat; for if there is one lesson better than another
+taught by the war, it is that a man may retreat successfully from almost
+any position, if he only starts in time. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>In alluding to the Citizen Soldier I desire it to be distinctly
+understood that I make no reference to that organization of Home Guards
+once formed in Kansas, where the commanding officer tried to pose as one
+of the last surviving heroes of the Algerine War, when he had never
+drawn a sword but once and that was in a raffle, and where his men had
+determined to emulate the immortal example of Lord Nelson. The last
+thing that Nelson did was to die for his country, and this was the last
+thing they ever intended to do. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>I allude to that Citizen Soldier who breathed the spirit of old Miles
+Standish, but had the additional advantage of always being able to speak
+for himself; who came down to the front with hair close cropped, clean
+shaven, newly baptized, freshly vaccinated, pocket in his shirt, musket
+on his shoulder, ready to do anything, from squirrel hunting up to
+manslaughter in the first degree. He felt that with a single rush he
+could carry away two spans of barbed-wire fence without scratching
+himself. If too short-sighted to see the enemy, he would go nearer; if
+lame, he would make this an excuse to disobey an order to retreat; if he
+had but one stocking, he would take it off his foot in wet weather and
+wrap it around the lock of his gun; and as to marching, he would keep on
+the march as long as he had upper garments enough left to wad a gun or
+nether garments enough to flag a train with. [Laughter.] He was the last
+man in a retreat, the first man in an enemy's smoke-house.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_926" id="Page_926">[Pg 926]</a></span> When he
+wanted fuel he took only the top rail of the fence, and kept on taking
+the top rail till there was none of that fence left standing. The New
+England soldier knew everything that was between the covers of books,
+from light infantry tactics to the new version of the Scriptures. One
+day, on a forced march in Virginia, a New England man was lagging
+behind, when his colonel began stirring him up and telling him he ought
+to make better time. He at once started to argue the case with the
+colonel, and said: "See here, colonel, I've studied the tactics and hev
+learned from 'em how to form double column at half distance, but I hev
+never yet learned how to perform double distance on half rations."
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But, Mr. President, this is a subject which should receive a few serious
+words from me before I sit down. It was not until the black war cloud of
+rebellion broke upon us that we really appreciated the Citizen Soldier
+at his full worth. But when the country was struck we saw, pouring down
+from the hill tops, and surging up from the valleys, that magnificent
+army of citizen soldiery, at the sight of which all Christendom stood
+amazed. They gathered until the streets of every hamlet in the land were
+lighted by the glitter of their steel and resounded to the tread of
+their marching columns. It seemed that the middle wall of partition was
+broken down between all classes, that we were living once more in the
+heroic ages, that there had returned to us the brave days of old, when
+"none were for a party but all were for the state." [Applause.] And then
+that unbroken line swept down to the front. But in that front what
+scenes were met! There was the blistering Southern sun; swamps which
+bred miasma and death; rivers with impassable approaches; heights to be
+scaled, batteries to be captured, the open plain with guns in front and
+guns in flank, which swept those devoted columns until human blood
+flowed as freely as festal wine; there was the dense forest, the
+under-growth barring the passage of man, the upper-growth shutting out
+the light of heaven; ammunition-trains exploding, the woods afire, the
+dead roasted in the flames, the wounded dragging their mangled limbs
+after them to escape its ravages, until it seemed that Christian men had
+turned to fiends, and hell itself had usurped the place of earth.
+[Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_927" id="Page_927">[Pg 927]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>And when success perched upon our banners, when the bugle sounded the
+glad notes of final and triumphal victory, the disbanding of that army
+was even more marvellous than its organization. It disappeared, not as
+the flood of waters of the spring, which rend the earth, and leave havoc
+and destruction in their course; but rather, as was once eloquently
+said, like the snows of winter under a genial sun, leaving the face of
+Nature untouched, and the handiwork of man undisturbed; not injuring,
+but moistening and fructifying the earth. [Applause.] But the mission of
+the Citizen Soldier did not end there, it has not ended yet. We have no
+European enemy to dread, it is true; we have on our own continent no
+foeman worthy of our steel; for, unlike the lands of Europe, this land
+is not cursed by propinquity. But we must look straight in the face the
+fact that we have in our midst a discontented class, repudiated alike by
+employers and by honest laborers. They come here from the effete
+monarchies of the old world, rave about the horrors of tyrannous
+governments, and make no distinction between them and the blessings of a
+free and independent government. They have, but a little while ago,
+created scenes in which mob-law ruled the hour, riot held its sanguinary
+sway, and the earth of our streets tasted the blood of our citizens.
+When such scenes as these occur, we cannot wait for aid from the crews
+of vessels in the offing, we cannot look for succor to the army
+garrisons of distant forts; but in our great cities&mdash;those plague spots
+in the body politic&mdash;we want trained militia who can rally as rapidly as
+the long roll can be beaten. And I know that all property-owners feel
+safer, that all law-abiding citizens breathe freer, when they see a
+militia, particularly like that in our own State, go forth in the summer
+to be inured to the hardships of the march, to the discipline of
+tent-life in the field, exhibiting an <i>esprit de corps</i>, a discipline, a
+true touch of the elbow, which is beyond all praise. I love to take off
+my hat to their marching column; I love to salute its passing banners.
+They will always be the true bulwark of our defence. I know of no man,
+and no set of men, who more gladly or more eagerly make this statement
+than those who have been reared in the regular army; and I take
+particular pride in making this acknowledgment and paying this tribute
+in the presence of the senior and the most<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_928" id="Page_928">[Pg 928]</a></span> illustrious living commander
+of our Citizen Soldiery. [Allusion to General Sherman followed by great
+applause.]</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>THE MANY-SIDED PURITAN</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Horace Porter at the eighty-second annual dinner of the
+New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1887.
+Ex-Judge Horace Russell, the President of the Society, in
+introducing General Porter, said: "James T. Brady used to say that
+a good lawyer imbibed his law rather than read it. [Laughter.] If
+that proposition holds true in other regards, the gentleman whom I
+am to call to the next toast is one of the very best of New
+Englanders&mdash;General Horace Porter [applause], who will speak to
+'Puritan Influence.'"]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;While you were eating
+Forefathers' dinner here a year ago, I happened to be in Mexico, but on
+my return I found that the Puritan influence had extended to me, for I
+was taken for the distinguished head of this organization, and was in
+receipt of no end of letters addressed to General Horace Russell and
+Judge Horace Porter and Mr. Horace Russell and Porter, President of the
+New England Society, and all begging for a copy of Grady's<a name="FNanchor_5_5" id="FNanchor_5_5"></a><a href="#Footnote_5_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> speech.
+Distant communities had got the names of the modern Horatii mixed.
+[Laughter.] In replying I had to acknowledge that my nativity barred me
+out from the moral realms of this puritanical society, and I could only
+coincide with Charles II when he said he always admired virtue, but he
+never could imitate it. [Laughter and applause.] When the Puritan
+influence spread across the ocean; when it was imported here as part of
+the cargo of the Mayflower, the crew of the craft, like sensible men,
+steered for the port of New York, but a reliable tradition informs us
+that the cook on board that vessel chopped his wood on deck and always
+stood with his broadaxe on the starboard side of the binnacle, and that
+this mass of ferruginous substance so attracted the needle that the ship
+brought up in Plymouth harbor. And the Puritans did not reach New York
+harbor for a couple of hundred years thereafter, and then in the persons
+of the members of the New England<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_929" id="Page_929">[Pg 929]</a></span> Society. It is seen that the same
+influences are still at work, for the fact that these Puritans have
+brought up in Delmonico's haven of rest is entirely owing to the
+attractions of the cook. [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>The old Puritan was not the most rollicking, the jolliest, or the most
+playful of men. He at times amused himself sadly; he was given to a mild
+disregard of the conventionalities. He had suppressed bear-baiting, not,
+it is believed, because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave
+pleasure to the audience. He found the Indians were the proprietors of
+the land, and he felt himself constrained to move against them with his
+gun with a view to increasing the number of absentee landlords.
+[Laughter and applause.] He found the Indians on one side and the
+witches on the other. He was surrounded with troubles. He had to keep
+the Indians under fire and the witches over it. These were some of the
+things that reconciled that good man to sudden death. He frequently
+wanted to set up a mark and swear at it, but his principles would not
+permit him. He never let the sun go down upon his wrath, but he, no
+doubt, often wished that he was in that region near the pole where the
+sun does not go down for six months at a time, and gives wrath a fair
+chance to materialize. He was a thoughtful man. He spent his days
+inventing snow-ploughs and his evenings in sipping hot rum and
+ruminating upon the probable strength of the future Prohibition vote.
+Those were times when the wives remonstrated with their husbands
+regarding the unfortunate and disappointing results of too much drink,
+particularly when it led the men to go out and shoot at Indians&mdash;and
+miss them. [Long continued laughter.] It is supposed that these men,
+like many others, generally began drinking on account of the bite of a
+snake, and usually had to quit on account of attacks from the same
+reptiles.</p>
+
+<p>But, Mr. President, if you will allow me a few words of becoming gravity
+with which to retract any aspersions which I may have inadvertently cast
+upon the sacred person of the ancient Puritan, I assure you I will use
+those words with a due sense of the truth of the epigram&mdash;that "gravity
+is a stratagem invented to conceal the poverty of the mind." That rugged
+old Puritan, firm of purpose and stout of heart, had been fittingly
+trained by his life in the Old World, for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_930" id="Page_930">[Pg 930]</a></span> the conspicuous part he was
+to enact in the New. He was acquainted with hardships, inured to trials,
+practised in self-abnegation. He had reformed religions, revolutionized
+society, and shaken the thrones of tyrants. He had learned that tyranny
+you may have anywhere&mdash;it is a weed which grows on any soil&mdash;but if you
+want freedom you must go forth and fight for it. [Long continued
+applause.]</p>
+
+<p>At his very birth he had had breathed into his nostrils the breath of
+that true liberty which can turn blind submission into rational
+obedience, which, as Hall says, can "smother the voice of kings,
+dissipate the mists of superstition, and by its magic touch kindle the
+rays of genius, the enthusiasm of poetry, the flames of eloquence."
+[Applause.] He had the courage of his convictions, he counselled not
+with his fears. He neither looked to the past with regret nor to the
+future with apprehension. He might have been a zealot&mdash;he was never a
+hypocrite; he might have been eccentric&mdash;he was never ridiculous. He was
+a Hercules rather than an Adonis. In his warfare he fired hot shot; he
+did not send in flags of truce; he led forlorn hopes; he did not follow
+in the wake of charges. When he went forth with his sledge-hammer logic
+and his saw-mill philosophy, all who stood in the path of his righteous
+wrath went down before him, with nothing by which to recognize them
+except the pieces he had left of them. When he crossed the seas to plant
+his banners in the West, when he disembarked upon the bleak shores of
+America, the land which was one day to speak with the voice of a mighty
+prophet, then the infant just discovered in the bulrushes of the New
+World, he came with loins girded and all accoutred for the great work of
+founding a race which should create a permanent abiding place for
+liberty, and one day dominate the destinies of the world. [Prolonged
+applause.] Unlike the Spanish conqueror upon far southern coasts, the
+leader did not have to burn his ship to retain his followers, for when
+the Mayflower spread her sails for home, not a man of Plymouth Colony
+returned on board her.</p>
+
+<p>The Puritan early saw that in the new land, liberty could not flourish
+when subject to the caprices of European Courts; he realized with Burke
+that there was "more wisdom and sagacity in American workshops than in
+the cabi<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_931" id="Page_931">[Pg 931]</a></span>nets of princes." He wanted elbow-room; he was philosophic
+enough to recognize the truth of the adage that it is "better to sit on
+a pumpkin and have it all to yourself than to be crowded on a velvet
+cushion."</p>
+
+<p>When the struggle for independence came, the Puritan influence played no
+small part in the contest. When a separate government had been formed he
+showed himself foremost in impressing upon it his principles of broad
+and comprehensive liberty. He dignified labor; he believed that as the
+banner of the young Republic was composed of and derived its chief
+beauty from its different colors, so should its broad folds cover and
+protect its citizens of different colors.</p>
+
+<p>He was a grand character in history. We take off our hats to him. We
+salute his memory. In his person were combined the chivalry of
+Knighthood, the fervor of the Crusader, the wit of Gascony, and the
+courage of Navarre. [Prolonged applause.]</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>ABRAHAM LINCOLN</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Horace Porter at a dinner given by the Republican Club
+in honor of the ninetieth anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's
+birthday, New York City, February 12, 1889. Mortimer C. Addams, the
+newly elected President of the Club, occupied the chair. General
+Porter was called upon for a response to the first toast, "Abraham
+Lincoln&mdash;the fragrant memory of such a life will increase as the
+generations succeed each other." General Porter was introduced by
+the chairman, as one "whose long acquaintance with Abraham Lincoln,
+intimate relationship, both official and personal, with our
+illustrious chieftain, General Grant, and distinguished career as a
+brave defender of his country in the time of her peril, have
+eminently fitted him to tell the story of our great War
+President."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;I am encumbered with diverse
+misgivings in being called upon to rise and cast the first firebrand
+into this peaceful assemblage, which has evidently been enjoying itself
+so much up to the present time. From the herculean task accomplished by
+the Republican party last fall we have come to think of its members<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_932" id="Page_932">[Pg 932]</a></span> as
+men of deeds and not of words, except the spellbinders. [Laughter.] I
+fear your committee is treating me like one of those toy balloons that
+are sent up previous to the main ascension, to test the currents of the
+air; but I hope that in this sort of ballooning I may not be interrupted
+by the remark that interrupted a Fourth of July orator in the West when
+he was tickling the American Eagle under both wings, delivering himself
+of no end of platitudes and soaring aloft into the brilliant realms of
+fancy when a man in the audience quietly remarked: "If he goes on
+throwing out his ballast, in that way, the Lord knows where he will
+land." [Laughter.] If I demonstrate to-night that dryness is a quality
+not only of the champagne but of the first speech as well, you may
+reflect on that remark as Abraham Lincoln did at City Point after he had
+been shaken up the night before in his boat in a storm in Chesapeake
+Bay. When he complained of the feeling of gastronomic uncertainty which
+we suffer on the water, a young staff officer rushed up to him with a
+bottle of champagne and said: "This is the cure for that sort of an
+ill." Said the President: "No, young man, I have seen too many fellows
+seasick ashore from drinking that very article." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The story of the life of Abraham Lincoln savors more of romance than
+reality. It is more like a fable of the ancient days than a story of a
+plain American of the nineteenth century. The singular vicissitudes in
+the life of our martyred President surround him with an interest which
+attaches to few men in history. He sprang from that class which he
+always alluded to as the "plain people," and never attempted to disdain
+them. He believed that the government was made for the people, not the
+people for the government. He felt that true Republicanism is a
+torch&mdash;the more it is shaken in the hands of the people the brighter it
+will burn. He was transcendently fit to be the first successful
+standard-bearer of the progressive, aggressive, invincible Republican
+party. [Loud applause.] He might well have said to those who chanced to
+sneer at his humble origin what a marshal of France raised from the
+ranks said to the haughty nobles of Vienna boasting of their long line
+of descent, when they refused to associate with him: "I am an ancestor;
+you are only descendants!" [Laughter and cheers.] He was never<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_933" id="Page_933">[Pg 933]</a></span> guilty
+of any posing for effect, any attitudinizing in public, any mawkish
+sentimentality, any of that puppyism so often bred by power, that
+dogmatism which Johnson said was only puppyism grown to maturity.
+[Laughter.] He made no claim to knowledge he did not possess. He felt
+with Addison that pedantry and learning are like hypocrisy in
+religion&mdash;the form of knowledge without the power of it. He had nothing
+in common with those men of mental malformation who are educated beyond
+their intellects. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The names of Washington and Lincoln are inseparably associated, and yet
+as the popular historian would have us believe one spent his entire life
+in chopping down acorn trees and the other splitting them up into rails.
+Washington could not tell a story. Lincoln always could. [Laughter.] And
+Lincoln's stories always possessed the true geometrical requisites, they
+were never too long, and never too broad. [Laughter.] He never forgot a
+point. A sentinel pacing near the watchfire while Lincoln was once
+telling some stories quietly remarked that "He had a mighty powerful
+memory, but an awful poor forgettery." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The last time I ever heard him converse, he told one of the stories
+which best illustrated his peculiar talent for pointing a moral with an
+anecdote. Speaking of England's assistance to the South, and how she
+would one day find she had aided it but little and only injured herself,
+he said: "Yes, that reminds me of a barber in Sangamon County. He was
+about going to bed when a stranger came along and said he must have a
+shave. He said he had a few days' beard on his face, and he was going to
+a ball, and the barber must cut it off. The barber got up reluctantly,
+dressed, and put the stranger in a chair with a low back to it, and
+every time he bore down he came near dislocating his patient's neck. He
+began by lathering his face, including nose, eyes, and ears, strapped
+his razor on his boot, and then made a drive scraping down the right
+cheek, carrying away the beard and a pimple and two or three warts. The
+man in the chair said: 'You appear to make everything level as you go.'
+[Laughter.] The barber said: 'Yes, if this handle don't break, I will
+get away with what there is there.' The man's cheeks were so hollow that
+the barber could not get down into the valleys with the razor and an
+ingenious idea oc<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_934" id="Page_934">[Pg 934]</a></span>curred to him to stick his finger in the man's mouth
+and press out the cheeks. Finally he cut clean through the cheek and
+into his own finger. He pulled the finger out of the man's mouth, and
+snapped the blood off it, looked at him, and said: 'There, you
+lantern-jawed cuss, you have made me cut my finger.'" [Laughter.] "Now,"
+said Lincoln, "England will find she has got the South into a pretty bad
+scrape from trying to administer to her. In the end she will find she
+has only cut her own finger." [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>But his heart was not always attuned to mirth; its chords were often set
+to strains of sadness. Yet throughout all his trials he never lost the
+courage of his convictions. When he was surrounded on all sides by
+doubting Thomases, by unbelieving Saracens, by discontented Catilines,
+his faith was strongest. As the Danes destroyed the hearing of their
+war-horses in order that they might not be affrighted by the din of
+battle, so Lincoln turned a deaf ear to all that might have discouraged
+him, and exhibited an unwavering faith in the justice of the cause and
+the integrity of the Union. [Cries of "Bravo!" and cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>It is said that for three hundred years after the battle of Thermopyl&aelig;
+every child in the public schools of Greece was required to recite from
+memory the names of the three hundred martyrs who fell in the defence of
+that Pass. It would be a crowning triumph in patriotic education if
+every school child in America could contemplate each day the grand
+character and utter the inspiring name of Abraham Lincoln. [Loud
+applause.]</p>
+
+<p>He has passed from our view. We shall not meet him again until he stands
+forth to answer to his name at the roll-call when the great of earth are
+summoned in the morning of the last great reveille. Till then
+[apostrophizing Lincoln's portrait which hung above the President's
+head], till then, farewell, gentlest of all spirits, noblest of all
+hearts! The child's simplicity was mingled with the majestic grandeur of
+your nature. You have handed down unto a grateful people the richest
+legacy which man can leave to man&mdash;the memory of a good name, the
+inheritance of a great example! [Loud and enthusiastic applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_935" id="Page_935">[Pg 935]</a></span></p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>SIRES AND SONS</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Horace Porter at the eighty-sixth annual dinner of the
+New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1891. J.
+Pierpont Morgan, the President, occupied the chair, and called upon
+General Porter to speak on "Sires and Sons."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;All my shortcomings upon this
+occasion must be attributed to the fact that I have just come from last
+night's New England dinner, in Brooklyn, which occurred largely this
+morning. They promised me when I accepted their invitation that I should
+get away early, and I did. I am apprehensive that the circumstance may
+give rise to statements which may reflect upon my advancing years, and
+that I may be pointed out as one who has dined with the early New
+Englanders.</p>
+
+<p>I do not like the fact of Depew's coming into the room so late to-night
+and leaving so short an interval between his speech and mine. His
+conduct is of a piece with the conduct of so many married men nowadays
+who manifest such exceedingly bad taste and want of tact in dying only
+such a very short time before the remarriage of their wives.</p>
+
+<p>I have acquired some useful experience in attending New England Society
+dinners in various cities. I dine with New Englanders in Boston; the
+rejoicing is marked, but not aggressive. I dine with them in New York;
+the hilarity and cheer of mind are increased in large degree. I dine
+with them in Philadelphia; the joy is unconfined and measured neither by
+metes nor bounds. Indeed, it has become patent to the most casual
+observer that the further the New Englander finds himself from New
+England the more hilarious is his rejoicing. Whenever we find a son of
+New England who has passed beyond the borders of his own section, who
+has stepped out into the damp cold fog of a benighted outside world and
+has brought up in another State, he seems to take more pride than ever
+in his descent&mdash;doubtless because he feels that it has been so great.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The New England sire was a stern man on duty and determined to
+administer discipline totally regardless of previous acquaintance. He
+detested all revolutions in which he had taken no part. If he possessed
+too much piety, it<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_936" id="Page_936">[Pg 936]</a></span> was tempered by religion; while always seeking out
+new virtues, he never lost his grip on his vices. [Laughter.] He was
+always ambitious to acquire a reputation that would extend into the next
+world. But in his own individual case he manifested a decided preference
+for the doctrine of damnation without representation.</p>
+
+<p>When he landed at Plymouth he boldly set about the appalling task of
+cultivating the alleged soil. His labors were largely lightened by the
+fact that there were no agricultural newspapers to direct his efforts.
+By a fiction of speech which could not have been conceived by a less
+ingenious mind, he founded a government based upon a common poverty and
+called it a commonwealth. He was prompt and eminently practical in his
+worldly methods. In the rigors of a New England winter when he found a
+witch suffering he brought her in to the fire; when he found an Indian
+suffering he went out and covered him with a shotgun. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The discipline of the race, however, is chiefly due to the New England
+mother. She could be seen going to church of a Sabbath with the Bible
+under one arm and a small boy under the other, and her mind equally
+harassed by the tortures of maternity and eternity. When her offspring
+were found suffering from spring fever and the laziness which
+accompanies it, she braced them up with a heroic dose of brimstone and
+molasses. The brimstone given here was a reminder of the discipline
+hereafter; the molasses has doubtless been chiefly responsible for the
+tendency of the race to stick to everything, especially their opinions.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The New Englanders always take the initiative in great national
+movements. At Lexington and Concord they marched out alone without
+waiting for the rest of the Colonies, to have their fling at the
+red-coats, and a number of the colonists on that occasion succeeded in
+interfering with British bullets. It was soon after observed that their
+afternoon excursion had attracted the attention of England. They acted
+in the spirit of the fly who bit the elephant on the tail. When the fly
+was asked whether he expected to kill him he said: "No, but I notice I
+made him look round." [Laughter.]<br /><br /></p>
+<p><a name="minuteman" id="minuteman"></a></p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img936.jpg" alt="THE MINUTE MAN" title="THE MINUTE MAN" /></div>
+<blockquote><h4><i>THE MINUTE MAN</i></h4>
+
+<p class='center'><i>Photogravure after a photograph</i></p>
+
+
+<p>In commemoration of the famous Revolutionary struggle of the farmers of
+Concord, Mass., April 19, 1775, this statue was erected. The sculptor
+was Daniel Chester French, a native of Concord. The statue was unveiled
+at the centennial celebration of the battle, 1875. It is of bronze,
+heroic size, and stands near the town of Concord, by the battlefield, on
+the side of the Concord River occupied by the Americans. The position is
+described by Ralph Waldo Emerson in his lines which are graven in the
+pedestal of the statue:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 6em;">"By the rude bridge that arched the flood,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 7em;">Their flag to April's breeze unfurled,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 6em;">Here once the embattled farmers stood,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 7em;">And fired the shot heard round the world."</span><br />
+<br /></p></blockquote>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_937" id="Page_937">[Pg 937]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Such are the inventive faculty and self-reliance of New Englanders that
+they always entertain a profound respect for impossibilities. It has
+been largely owing to their influence that we took the negro, who is a
+natural agriculturist, and made a soldier of him; took the Indian, who
+is a natural warrior, and made an agriculturist of him; took the
+American, who is a natural destructionist, and made a protectionist of
+him. They are always revolutionizing affairs. Recently a Boston company
+equipped with electricity the horse-cars, or rather the mule-cars, in
+the streets of Atlanta. When the first electric-motor cars were put into
+service an aged "contraband" looked at them from the street corner and
+said: "Dem Yankees is a powerful sma't people; furst dey come down h'yar
+and freed de niggers, now dey've done freed de mules." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The New Englander is so constantly engaged in creating changes that in
+his eyes even variety appears monotonous. When a German subject finds
+himself oppressed by his Government he emigrates; when a French citizen
+is oppressed he makes the Government emigrate; when Americans find a
+portion of their Government trying to emigrate they arm themselves and
+spend four years in going after it and bringing it back. [Laughter and
+applause.]</p>
+
+<p>You will find the sons of New England everywhere throughout the world,
+and they are always at the fore. I happened to be at a French banquet in
+Paris where several of us Americans spoke, employing that form of the
+French language which is so often used by Americans in France, and which
+is usually so successful in concealing one's ideas from the natives.
+There was a young Bostonian there who believed he had successfully
+mastered all the most difficult modern languages except that which is
+spoken by the brake-men on the elevated railroads. When he spoke French
+the only departure from the accent of the Parisian was that <i>nuance</i> of
+difference arising from the mere accidental circumstance of one having
+learned his French in Paris and the other in Boston. The French give
+much praise to Moli&egrave;re for having changed the pronunciation of a great
+many French words; but his most successful efforts in that direction
+were far surpassed by the Boston young man. When he had finished his
+remarks a French gentleman sitting be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_938" id="Page_938">[Pg 938]</a></span>side me inquired: "Where is he
+from?" I replied: "From New England." Said he: "I don't see anything
+English about him except his French." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>In speaking of the sons of New England sires, I know that one name is
+uppermost in all minds here to-night&mdash;the name of one who added new
+lustre to the fame of his distinguished ancestors. The members of your
+Society, like the Nation at large, found themselves within the shadow of
+a profound grief, and oppressed by a sense of sadness akin to the sorrow
+of a personal bereavement, as they stood with uncovered heads beside the
+bier of William T. Sherman; when the echo of his guns gave place to the
+tolling of cathedral bells; when the flag of his country, which had
+never been lowered in his presence, dropped to half-mast, as if
+conscious that his strong arm was no longer there to hold it to the
+peak; when he passed from the living here to join the other living,
+commonly called the dead. We shall never meet the great soldier again
+until he stands forth to answer to his name at roll-call on the morning
+of the last great reveille. At this board he was always a thrice welcome
+guest. The same blood coursed in his veins which flows in yours. All
+hearts warmed to him with the glow of an abiding affection. He was a
+many-sided man. He possessed all the characteristics of the successful
+soldier: bold in conception, vigorous in execution, and unshrinking
+under grave responsibilities. He was singularly self-reliant,
+demonstrating by all his acts that "much danger makes great hearts most
+resolute." He combined in his temperament the restlessness of a Hotspur
+with the patience of a Fabius. Under the magnetism of his presence his
+troops rushed to victory with all the dash of C&aelig;sar's Tenth Legion.
+Opposing ranks went down before the fierceness of his onsets, never to
+rise again. He paused not till he saw the folds of his banners wave
+above the strongholds he had wrested from the foe.</p>
+
+<p>While mankind will always appreciate the practical workings of the mind
+of the great strategist, they will also see in his marvellous career
+much which savors of romance as well as reality, appeals to the
+imagination and excites the fancy. They will picture him as a legendary
+knight moving at the head of conquering columns, whose marches were
+measured not by single miles, but by thousands; as a gen<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_939" id="Page_939">[Pg 939]</a></span>eral who could
+make a Christmas gift to his President of a great seaboard city; as a
+chieftain whose field of military operations covered nearly half a
+continent; who had penetrated everglades and bayous; the inspiration of
+whose commands forged weaklings into giants; whose orders all spoke with
+the true bluntness of the soldier; who fought from valley's depth to
+mountain height, and marched from inland rivers to the sea. No one can
+rob him of his laurels; no man can lessen the measure of his fame. His
+friends will never cease to sing p&aelig;ans in his honor, and even the wrath
+of his enemies may be counted in his praise. [Prolonged applause.]</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>THE ASSIMILATED DUTCHMAN</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Horace Porter at the fourth annual dinner of the
+Poughkeepsie District Members of the Holland Society of New York,
+October 3, 1893. The banquet was held in commemoration of the
+relief of the siege of Leyden, 1574. J. William Beekman, the
+President, introduced General Porter as follows: "Gentlemen, we
+will now proceed to a toast that we shall all enjoy, I am sure,
+after so much has been said about the Dutch. This toast is to be
+responded to by a gentleman whom we all know. It is hardly
+necessary to introduce him. But I will read the sentiment attached
+to this toast: 'The American: Formed of the blendings of the best
+strains of Europe, he cannot be worthy of his ancestry without
+combining in himself the best qualities of them all.' And I call
+upon General Horace Porter to respond."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;We speakers have naturally been a
+little embarrassed at the outset this evening, for just as we were about
+to break into speech, your President reminded us that the only one
+worthy of having a monument built to his memory was William the Silent.
+Well, it seemed to carry me back to those ancient days of Greece, when
+Pythagoras inaugurated his School of Silence, and called on Damocles to
+make the opening speech.</p>
+
+<p>Your President has shown from the start this evening that he is
+determined to enforce discipline, totally regardless of previous
+acquaintance. He appears to have been in a Shakespearian mood to-night.
+He seemed to be looking at each one of these alleged speakers and saying
+of him: "Therefore, I'll watch him till he be dieted to my request<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_940" id="Page_940">[Pg 940]</a></span> and
+then I will set upon him." But he must remember that Shakespeare also
+said: "Dainty bits make rich the ribs, but bankrupt quite the wits."</p>
+
+<p>I do not know how the rest of you feel, but after these delicious but
+somewhat plethoric dinners, I feel very much like Mr. Butterby, when his
+lavender-colored trousers were sent to him the night before his wedding,
+and he returned them to the tailor with a note saying, "Let them out two
+inches around the waist, which will leave a margin for emotion and the
+wedding breakfast." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Now, we speakers to-night cannot expect to be received with any vast
+ebullition of boisterous enthusiasm here, for we understand that every
+member pays for his own wine. Besides, I am sure that you will not be
+likely to get any more ideas from me than you would get lather from a
+cake of hotel soap.</p>
+
+<p>After having wrestled with about thirty dishes at this dinner, and after
+all this being called upon to speak, I feel a great sympathy with that
+woman in Ireland who had had something of a field-day on hand. She began
+by knocking down two somewhat unpopular agents of her absentee landlord,
+and was seen, later in the day, dancing a jig on the stomach of the
+prostrate form of the Presbyterian minister. One of her friends admired
+her prowess in this direction and invited her in, and gave her a good
+stiff glass of whiskey. Her friend said, "Shall I pour some water in
+your whiskey?" and the woman replied, "For God's sake, haven't I had
+trouble enough already to-day?" [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>I am a little at a loss still to know how I got into this company
+to-night. I begin to feel like some of those United States Senators who,
+after they have reached Washington, look around and wonder how they got
+there. The nearest approach to being decorated with a sufficiently
+aristocratic epithet to make me worthy of admission to this Society was
+when I used to visit outside of my native State and be called a
+"Pennsylvania Dutchman." But history tells us that at the beginning of
+the Revolution there was a battle fought at Breed's Hill, and it was
+called the Battle of Bunker Hill, because it was not fought there; and I
+suppose I have been brought into this Dutch Society to-night because I
+am not a Dutchman. [Laughter.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_941" id="Page_941">[Pg 941]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>I have great admiration for these Dutchmen; they always get to the
+front. When they appear in New York they are always invited to seats on
+the roof; when they go into an orchestra, they are always given one of
+the big fiddles to play; and when they march in a procession, they are
+always sure to get a little ahead of the band. This Society differs
+materially from other so-called foreign societies. When we meet the
+English, we invariably refer to the common stock from which we sprang,
+but in the Dutch Society the stock is always preferred! and when a
+Dutchman dies, why, his funeral is like that funeral of Abel, who was
+killed by his brother Cain&mdash;no one is allowed to attend unless he
+belongs to a first family. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Now, a Dutchman is only happy when he gets a "Van" attached to the front
+of his name, and a "dam" to the rear end of the city from which his
+ancestors came. I notice they are all very particular about the "dam."
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>There was a lady&mdash;a New York young lady&mdash;who had been spending several
+years in England and had just returned. She had posed awhile as a
+professional beauty. Then she attempted to marry into the aristocracy,
+but the market for titles was a little dull that year and she came home.
+She had lived there long enough to become an Anglomaniac. She met a
+Dutchman in New York&mdash;I think he was a member of the Holland
+Society&mdash;and she said: "Everything seems so remarkably commonplace here,
+after getting back from England; I am sure you must admit that there is
+nothing so romantic here as in England." The Dutchman remarked: "Well, I
+don't know about that." She said: "I was stopping at a place in the
+country, with one of the members of the aristocracy, and there was a
+little piece of water&mdash;a sort of miniature lake, as it were&mdash;so sweet.
+The waters were confined by little rustic walls, so to speak, and that
+was called the 'Earl's Oath'; we have nothing so romantic in New York,
+I'm sure." Said the Dutchman: "Oh, yes, here we have McComb's Dam."
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But, Mr. President, I certainly am in earnest sympathy with the
+patriotic sentiment expressed in the toast which you have been pleased
+to assign to me to-night, saying, in effect, that the American is
+composed of the best strains of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_942" id="Page_942">[Pg 942]</a></span> Europe, and the American cannot be
+worthy of his ancestors unless he aims to combine within himself the
+good qualities of all. America has gained much by being the conglomerate
+country that she is, made up of a commingling of the blood of other
+races. It is a well-known fact in the crossing of breeds that the best
+traits predominate in the result. We in this land, have gained much from
+the purity of those bloods; we have suffered little from the taint.</p>
+
+<p>It is well in this material age, when we are dwelling so much upon
+posterity, not to be altogether oblivious to pedigree. It has been well
+said that he who does not respect his ancestors will never be likely to
+achieve anything for which his descendants will respect him. Man learns
+but very little in this world from precept; he learns something from
+experience; he learns much from example, and the "best teachers of
+humanity are the lives of worthy men."</p>
+
+<p>We have a great many admirable so-called foreign societies in New York,
+and they are all doing good work&mdash;good work in collecting interesting
+historical data in regard to the ancestors who begat them; in regard to
+the lands from which they came&mdash;good work in the broad field of charity.
+But it is the Holland Society which seems to be a little closer to us
+than the others&mdash;more <i>our</i> Society, even with those of us who have no
+Dutch blood in our veins. We feel that these old Dutch names are really
+more closely associated in our minds with the city of New York than with
+Holland itself.</p>
+
+<p>The men from whom you sprang were well calculated to carry on the great
+work undertaken by them. In the first place, in that good old land they
+had educated the conscience. The conscience never lost its hold upon the
+man. He stood as firm in his convictions as the rock to its base. His
+religion was a religion of the soul, and not of the senses. He might
+have broken the tables of stone on which the laws were written; he never
+would have broken those laws themselves. He turned neither to the past
+with regret nor to the future with apprehension. He was a man inured to
+trials; practised in self-abnegation; educated in the severe school of
+adversity; and that little band which set out from Holland to take up
+its career in the New World was well calculated to undertake the work
+which Providence had<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_943" id="Page_943">[Pg 943]</a></span> marked out for them. Those men had had breathed
+into their nostrils at their very birth the true spirit of liberty.
+Somehow or other liberty seemed to be indigenous in that land. They
+imbibed that true spirit of liberty which does not mean unbridled
+license of the individual, but that spirit of liberty which can turn
+blind submission into rational obedience; that spirit of liberty which
+Hall says stifles the voices of kings, dissipates the mists of
+superstition, kindles the flames of art, and pours happiness into the
+laps of the people. Those men started out boldly upon the ocean; they
+paused not until they dipped the fringes of their banners in the waters
+of the western seas. They built up this great metropolis. They bore
+their full share in building up this great nation and in planting in it
+their pure principles. They builded even better than they knew.</p>
+
+<p>In the past year I think our people have been more inclined than ever
+before to pause and contemplate how big with events is the history of
+this land. It was developed by people who believed not in the "divine
+right of kings," but in the divine right of human liberty. If we may
+judge the future progress of this land by its progress in the past, it
+does not require that one should be endowed with prophetic vision to
+predict that in the near future this young but giant Republic will
+dominate the policy of the world. America was not born amidst the
+mysteries of barbaric ages; and it is about the only nation which knows
+its own birthday. Woven of the stoutest fibres of other lands, nurtured
+by a commingling of the best blood of other races, America has now cast
+off the swaddling-clothes of infancy, and stands forth erect, clothed in
+robes of majesty and power, in which the God who made her intends that
+she shall henceforth tread the earth; and to-day she may be seen moving
+down the great highways of history, teaching by example; moving at the
+head of the procession of the world's events; marching in the van of
+civilized and christianized liberty, her manifest destiny to light the
+torch of liberty till it illumines the entire pathway of the world, and
+till human freedom and human rights become the common heritage of
+mankind. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_944" id="Page_944">[Pg 944]</a></span></p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>TRIBUTE TO GENERAL GRANT</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Horace Porter at the banquet of the Army of the
+Tennessee, upon the occasion of the inauguration of the Grant
+Equestrian Statue in Chicago, October 8, 1891.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p>Mr. Chairman:&mdash;When a man from the armies of the East finds himself in
+the presence of men of the armies of the West, he feels that he cannot
+strike their gait. He can only look at them wistfully and say, in the
+words of Charles II, "I always admired virtue, but I never could imitate
+it." [Laughter.] If I do not in the course of my remarks succeed in
+seeing each one of you, it will be because the formation of the Army of
+the Tennessee to-night is like its formation in the field, when it won
+its matchless victories, the heavy columns in the centre. [An allusion
+to the large columns in the room.] [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Almost all the conspicuous characters in history have risen to
+prominence by gradual steps, but Ulysses S. Grant seemed to come before
+the people with a sudden bound. Almost the first sight they caught of
+him was in the flashes of his guns, and the blaze of his camp-fires,
+those wintry days and nights in front of Donelson. From that hour until
+the closing triumph at Appomattox he was the leader whose name was the
+harbinger of victory. From the final sheath of his sword until the
+tragedy on Mount McGregor he was the chief citizen of the republic and
+the great central figure of the world. [Applause.] The story of his life
+savors more of romance than reality. It is more like a fabled tale of
+ancient days than the history of an American citizen of the nineteenth
+century. As light and shade produce the most attractive effects in a
+picture, so the singular contrasts, the strange vicissitudes in his
+marvellous career, surround him with an interest which attaches to few
+characters in history. His rise from an obscure lieutenancy to the
+command of the veteran armies of the republic; his transition from a
+frontier post of the untrodden West to the Executive Mansion of the
+nation; his sitting at one time in his little store in Galena, not even
+known to the Congressman from his own district; at another time striding
+through the palaces of the Old World, with the descendants of a line of
+Kings rising and standing<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_945" id="Page_945">[Pg 945]</a></span> uncovered in his presence [Applause.]&mdash;these
+are some of the features of his extraordinary career which appeal to the
+imagination, excite men's wonder, and fascinate all who read the story
+of his life. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>General Grant possessed in a striking degree all the characteristics of
+the successful soldier. His methods were all stamped with tenacity of
+purpose, with originality and ingenuity. He depended for his success
+more upon the powers of invention than of adaptation, and the fact that
+he has been compared, at different times, to nearly every great
+commander in history is perhaps the best proof that he was like none of
+them. He was possessed of a moral and physical courage which was equal
+to every emergency in which he was placed: calm amidst excitement,
+patient under trials, never unduly elated by victory or depressed by
+defeat. While he possessed a sensitive nature and a singularly tender
+heart, yet he never allowed his sentiments to interfere with the stern
+duties of the soldier. He knew better than to attempt to hew rocks with
+a razor. He realized that paper bullets cannot be fired in warfare. He
+felt that the hardest blows bring the quickest results; that more men
+die from disease in sickly camps than from shot and shell in battle.</p>
+
+<p>His magnanimity to foes, his generosity to friends, will be talked of as
+long as manly qualities are honored. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>You know after Vicksburg had succumbed to him he said in his order: "The
+garrison will march out to-morrow. Instruct your commands to be quiet
+and orderly as the prisoners pass by, and make no offensive remarks."
+After Lee's surrender at Appomattox, when our batteries began to fire
+triumphal salutes, he at once suppressed them, saying, in his order:
+"The war is over; the rebels are again our countrymen; the best way to
+celebrate the victory will be to abstain from all demonstrations in the
+field." [Applause.] After the war General Lee and his officers were
+indicted in the civil courts of Virginia by directions of a President
+who was endeavoring to make treason odious and succeeding in making
+nothing so odious as himself. [Applause.] General Lee appealed to his
+old antagonist for protection. He did not appeal to that heart in vain.
+General Grant at once took up the cudgels in his defence, threatened to
+resign his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_946" id="Page_946">[Pg 946]</a></span> office if such officers were indicted while they continued
+to obey their paroles, and such was the logic of his argument and the
+force of his character that those indictments were soon after quashed.
+So that he penned no idle platitude; he fashioned no stilted epigrams;
+he spoke the earnest convictions of an honest heart when he said, "Let
+us have peace." [Applause.] He never tired of giving unstinted praise to
+worthy subordinates for the work they did. Like the chief artists who
+weave the Gobelin tapestries, he was content to stand behind the cloth
+and let those in front appear to be the chief contributors to the beauty
+of the fabric. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>One of the most beautiful chapters in all history is that which records
+the generous relations existing between him and Sherman, that great
+soldier who for so many years was the honored head of this society, that
+great chieftain whom men will always love to picture as a legendary
+knight moving at the head of conquering columns, whose marches were
+measured not by single miles, but by thousands; whose field of military
+operations covered nearly half a continent; whose orders always spoke
+with the true bluntness of the soldier; who fought from valley's depths
+to mountain heights, and marched from inland rivers to the sea.
+[Applause.] Their rivalry manifested itself only in one respect&mdash;the
+endeavor of each to outdo the other in generosity. With hearts untouched
+by jealousy, with souls too great for rivalry, each stood ready to
+abandon the path of ambition when it became so narrow that two could not
+tread it abreast. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>If there be one single word in all the wealth of the English language
+which best describes the predominating trait of General Grant's
+character, that word is "loyalty." [Applause.] Loyal to every great
+cause and work he was engaged in; loyal to his friends; loyal to his
+family; loyal to his country; loyal to his God. [Applause.] This
+produced a reciprocal effect in all who came in contact with him. It was
+one of the chief reasons why men became so loyally attached to him. It
+is true that this trait so dominated his whole character that it led him
+to make mistakes; it induced him to continue to stand by men who were no
+longer worthy of his confidence; but after all, it was a trait so grand,
+so<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_947" id="Page_947">[Pg 947]</a></span> noble, we do not stop to count the errors which resulted.
+[Applause.] It showed him to be a man who had the courage to be just, to
+stand between worthy men and their unworthy slanderers, and to let
+kindly sentiments have a voice in an age in which the heart played so
+small a part in public life. Many a public man has had hosts of
+followers because they fattened on the patronage dispensed at his hands;
+many a one has had troops of adherents because they were blind zealots
+in a cause he represented, but perhaps no man but General Grant had so
+many friends who loved him for his own sake; whose attachment
+strengthened only with time; whose affection knew neither variableness,
+nor shadow of turning; who stuck to him as closely as the toga to
+Nessus, whether he was Captain, General, President, or simply private
+citizen. [Great applause.]</p>
+
+<p>General Grant was essentially created for great emergencies; it was the
+very magnitude of the task which called forth the powers which mastered
+it. In ordinary matters he was an ordinary man. In momentous affairs he
+towered as a giant. When he served in a company there was nothing in his
+acts to distinguish him from the fellow-officers; but when he wielded
+corps and armies the great qualities of the commander flashed forth and
+his master strokes of genius placed him at once in the front rank of the
+world's great captains. When he hauled wood from his little farm and
+sold it in the streets of St. Louis there was nothing in his business or
+financial capacity different from that of the small farmers about him;
+but when, as President of the Republic, he found it his duty to puncture
+the fallacy of the inflationists, to throttle by a veto the attempt of
+unwise legislators to tamper with the American credit, he penned a State
+paper so logical, so masterly, that it has ever since been the pride,
+wonder, and admiration of every lover of an honest currency. [Applause.]
+He was made for great things, not for little. He could collect for the
+nation $15,000,000 from Great Britain in settlement of the Alabama
+claims; he could not protect his own personal savings from the
+miscreants who robbed him in Wall Street.</p>
+
+<p>But General Grant needs no eulogist. His name is indelibly engraved upon
+the hearts of his countrymen. His services attest his greatness. He did
+his duty and trusted<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_948" id="Page_948">[Pg 948]</a></span> to history for his meed of praise. The more
+history discusses him, the more brilliant becomes the lustre of his
+deeds. His record is like a torch; the more it is shaken, the brighter
+it burns. His name will stand imperishable when epitaphs have vanished
+utterly, and monuments and statues have crumbled into dust; but the
+people of this great city, everywhere renowned for their deeds of
+generosity, have covered themselves anew with glory in fashioning in
+enduring bronze, in rearing in monumental rock that magnificent tribute
+to his worth which was to-day unveiled in the presence of countless
+thousands. As I gazed upon its graceful lines and colossal proportions I
+was reminded of that child-like simplicity which was mingled with the
+majestic grandeur of his nature. The memories clustering about it will
+recall the heroic age of the Republic; it will point the path of loyalty
+to children yet unborn; its mute eloquence will plead for equal
+sacrifice, should war ever again threaten the Nation's life; generations
+yet to come will pause to read the inscription which it bears, and the
+voices of a grateful people will ascend from the consecrated spot on
+which it stands, as incense rises from holy places, invoking blessings
+upon the memory of him who had filled to the very full the largest
+measure of human greatness and covered the earth with his renown.
+[Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>An indescribably touching incident happened which will ever be memorable
+and which never can be effaced from the memory of those who witnessed
+it. Even at this late date I can scarcely trust my own feelings to
+recall it. It was on Decoration Day in the City of New York, the last
+one he ever saw on earth. That morning the members of the Grand Army of
+the Republic, the veterans in that vicinity, arose earlier than was
+their wont. They seemed to spend more time that morning in unfurling the
+old battle flags, in burnishing the medals of honor which decorated
+their breasts, for on that day they had determined to march by the house
+of their dying commander to give him a last marching salute. In the
+streets the columns were forming; inside the house on that bed, from
+which he was never to rise again, lay the stricken chief. The hand which
+had seized the surrendered swords of countless thousands could scarcely
+return the pressure of the friendly grasp. The voice which had cheered<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_949" id="Page_949">[Pg 949]</a></span>
+on to triumphant victory the legions of America's manhood, could no
+longer call for the cooling draught which slaked the thirst of a fevered
+tongue; and prostrate on that bed of anguish lay the form which in the
+New World had ridden at the head of the conquering column, which in the
+Old World had been deemed worthy to stand with head covered and feet
+sandaled in the presence of princes, kings, and emperors. Now his ear
+caught the sound of martial music. Bands were playing the same strains
+which had mingled with the echoes of his guns at Vicksburg, the same
+quick-steps to which his men had sped in hot haste in pursuit of Lee
+through Virginia. And then came the heavy, measured steps of moving
+columns, a step which can be acquired only by years of service in the
+field. He recognized it all now. It was the tread of his old veterans.
+With his little remaining strength he arose and dragged himself to the
+window. As he gazed upon those battle-flags dipping to him in salute,
+those precious standards bullet-riddled, battle-stained, but remnants of
+their former selves, with scarcely enough left of them on which to print
+the names of the battles they had seen, his eyes once more kindled with
+the flames which had lighted them at Shiloh, on the heights of
+Chattanooga, amid the glories of Appomattox; and as those war-scarred
+veterans looked with uncovered heads and upturned faces for the last
+time upon the pallid features of their old chief, cheeks which had been
+bronzed by Southern suns and begrimed with powder, were bathed in the
+tears of a manly grief. Soon they saw rising the hand which had so often
+pointed out to them the path of victory. He raised it slowly and
+painfully to his head in recognition of their salutations. The column
+had passed, the hand fell heavily by his side. It was his last military
+salute. [Long continued applause and cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_950" id="Page_950">[Pg 950]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>NOAH PORTER</h2>
+
+
+<h4>TEACHINGS OF SCIENCE AND RELIGION</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. Dr. Noah Porter, President of Yale College, at the
+seventy-second anniversary banquet of the New England Society in
+the City of New York, December 22, 1877. The President of the
+Society, William Borden, occupied the chair. This speech of
+President Porter followed a speech of President Eliot of Harvard.
+The two Presidents spoke in response to the toast: "Harvard and
+Yale, the two elder sisters among the educational institutions of
+New England, where generous rivalry has ever promoted patriotism
+and learning. Their children have, in peace and war, in life and
+death, deserved well of the Republic. Smile, Heaven, upon this fair
+conjunction."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen of the New England Society</span>:&mdash;The
+somewhat miscellaneous character of the sentiment which has called me up
+embarrasses me not a little as to which of the points I should select as
+the subject of my remarks. I am still more embarrassed by the
+introduction of additional topics on the part of my friend, the
+President of Harvard College. The president knows that it is our custom
+to meet once a year, and discuss all the matters to which he has
+referred, as often as we meet. [Laughter.] He knows also that he was
+providentially prevented, by a very happy occurrence to himself, from
+attending our last College Convention; and in consequence of his
+absence, for which we all excused and congratulated him, the meeting was
+more than usually tame. [Laughter.] Now, I find that all the sentiments
+which he had been gathering for a year have been precipitated upon me on
+this occasion. [Laughter.] I rejoice that His Excellency, the President
+of the United States, and the distinguished Secretary of State
+[Rutherford B. Hayes and William M. Evarts], are between us. [Laughter.]
+For here is a special occasion for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_951" id="Page_951">[Pg 951]</a></span> the application of the policy of
+peace. [Laughter.] I therefore reserve what few remarks I shall make
+upon this special theme for a moment later.</p>
+
+<p>The first point in the sentiment proposed recognizes New England as the
+mother of two colleges. I think we should do well also to call to mind,
+especially under the circumstances by which we are surrounded this
+evening, that New England was not merely the mother of two colleges
+which have had some influence in this land, but that New England, with
+all its glory and its achievements, was, in a certain sense, the
+creation of a college. It would be easy to show that had it not been for
+the existence of one or two rather inferior colleges of the University
+of Cambridge in England, there never would have been a New England. In
+these colleges were gathered and trained not a few of the great leaders
+of opinion under whose influence the father of New England became a
+great political power in the mother country. It is not to the Pilgrim
+Fathers alone who landed at Plymouth on December 22, 1620, that New
+England owes its characteristic principles and its splendid renown, but
+it is also to the leaders of the great Puritan party in England, who
+reinforced that immigration by the subsequent higher and nobler life of
+the planters of Massachusetts Bay, conspicuous among whom was the
+distinguished and ever-to-be-honored Governor Winthrop. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>It was from these colleges that so many strong-hearted young men went
+forth into political public life in England to act the scholar in
+politics, and who, as scholars in politics, enunciated those new
+principles and new theories of government which made Old England
+glorious for a time, and which made New England the power for good which
+she afterward became, first at her home in the old States, and in all
+their extension westward even to this hour. These scholars sought
+emphatically a reform of the civil service in England. That was their
+mission. They vindicated their principles upon the scaffold and their
+rights upon the field of battle at home, and they transmitted that
+spirit to the emigrants who came out from among them before the great
+rebellion reached its great crisis and finished its memorable history.</p>
+
+<p>While, then, we honor the universities of which New Eng<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_952" id="Page_952">[Pg 952]</a></span>land has been
+the mother, let us remember that New England owes its being to a
+university. In remembering this, we shall be prepared to follow in the
+steps of our fathers, and to be mindful of what we ourselves owe to our
+own institutions of learning.</p>
+
+<p>In respect to the rivalry between Yale and Harvard, which was noticed in
+the sentiment to which I speak, and in reply to the suggestions which
+have been offered by the President of Harvard, I will venture a single
+remark. You, sir, who are learned in our New England history, are not
+unfamiliar with the saying which was once somewhat current, that when a
+man was found in Boston, in the earlier generations, who was a little
+too bad to live with, they sent him to Rhode Island [Laughter.]; and
+when they found a man who was a little too good to be a comfortable
+neighbor, they sent him to Connecticut. [Laughter.] The remainder&mdash;the
+men of average respectability and worth&mdash;were allowed to remain on the
+shores of Massachusetts Bay and in Boston. And so it happened that these
+people of average goodness, from constantly looking each other in the
+face, contracted the habit of always praising one another with especial
+emphasis; and the habit has not been altogether outgrown. [Laughter.]
+The people of Rhode Island, being such as I have described, found it
+necessary to have certain principles of toleration to suit their
+peculiar condition, which they denominated the principles of soul
+liberty.</p>
+
+<p>The people of Connecticut, being so very good, could not allow their
+goodness to remain at home, and they very soon proceeded on a missionary
+errand westward toward the city of New York, and in due time captured
+the harbor and the infant city, and the great river of the North. In
+this way, New York fell into the hands of those super-excellent
+Connecticut Yankees, and with that began the stream of emigration
+westward which has made our country what it is. [Laughter and applause.]
+Perhaps this piece of history is about as good an explanation of the
+jealousy of Yale toward Harvard as the interpretation which has been
+given by the President of that honorable university&mdash;that Yale College
+was founded because of the discontent of the self-righteous Puritans of
+Connecticut with the religious opinions of the ruling spirits at
+Harvard. [Laughter.] That piece of in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_953" id="Page_953">[Pg 953]</a></span>formation has been amply discussed
+and exploded by an able critic, and I will not repeat the arguments
+here.</p>
+
+<p>As to any present rivalry which may exist between those institutions, we
+disclaim it altogether. We know no jealousy of Harvard College now. We
+acknowledge no rivalry except in the great enterprise of training
+upright and intelligent and good-principled men for the service and the
+glory of our common land. [Applause, and cries of "Hear! Hear!"] But
+there is one means to this end you may be sure we shall always insist
+upon&mdash;and that is the principle which we have received from our fathers,
+that manhood and character are better than knowledge. The training which
+our country demands is that which we intend always to give; and it is a
+training in manhood of intelligence, in manhood of character, and in a
+constant, ever-present faith in the providence and goodness of the
+living God. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I deem it proper here to remind you, that Yale College was foremost
+among the American colleges in cherishing the taste for physical
+science, and that these sciences, in all their forms, have received from
+us the most liberal attention and care. If any of you doubt this, we
+would like to show you our museum, with its collections, which represent
+all that the most recent explorations have been able to gather. In these
+well-ordered collections you would find as satisfactory an exhibition of
+results as you could ask for. [Applause.] You need not fear, however,
+that, because we believe in science, we have learned any more to
+disbelieve in the living God. As we stand in the midst of one of the
+halls of our splendid museum, and see arrayed before us all the forms of
+vertebrate life, from man down to the lowest type, and see how one and
+the other suggests the progress&mdash;the evolution, if you please&mdash;during we
+care not how many centuries of advancing life; the more closely we study
+these indications, the more distinctly do we see lines of thought, of
+intelligence, and goodness reflected from one structure to another, and
+all declaring that a divine thought and love has ordered each and all.
+[Applause.] Hence we find no inconsistency between the teachings of this
+museum on the one corner and the teachings of the college chapel on the
+other. [Applause.] We therefore commit ourselves, in the presence of all
+these sons of New England, whether<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_954" id="Page_954">[Pg 954]</a></span> they live in this city of their
+habitation and their glory, or whether they are residents of other
+cities and States of the North and Northwest, to the solemn declaration,
+that we esteem it to be our duty to train our pupils on the one hand in
+enlightened science, and on the other in the living power of the
+Christian faith. [Applause.] We are certainly not sectarian. It is
+enough that I say that we aim to be enlightened Christian believers, and
+with those hopes and those aspirations we trust that the next generation
+of men whom we shall educate will do their part in upholding this
+country in fidelity to its obligations of duty, in fidelity to every
+form of integrity, in generous self-sacrifice on the field of contest,
+if it be required, and in Christian sympathy with the toleration and
+forbearance which should come after the fight. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_955" id="Page_955">[Pg 955]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>HENRY CODMAN POTTER</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE CHURCH</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. Dr. Henry C. Potter, Protestant Episcopal Bishop of
+New York, at the seventy-third annual dinner of the New England
+Society in the City of New York, December 23, 1878. Daniel F.
+Appleton presided and proposed the toast, "The Church&mdash;a fountain
+of charity and good works, which is not established, but
+establishes itself, by God's blessing, in men's hearts."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President</span>:&mdash;I take up the strain where the distinguished
+Senator from Maine [James G. Blaine] has dropped it. I would fain be
+with him one of those who should see a typical New England dinner spread
+upon a table at which Miles Standish and John Alden sat, and upon which
+should be spread viands of which John Alden and Miles Standish and the
+rest, two hundred and seventy-three years ago, partook. I would fain see
+something more, or rather I would fain hear something more&mdash;and that is,
+the sentiments of those who gathered about that table, and the measure
+in which those sentiments accorded with the sentiments of those who sit
+at these tables to-night. [Applause.] Why, Mr. President, the viands of
+which John Alden and Miles Standish partook did not differ more
+radically from the splendor of this banquet than did the sentiments with
+which the Puritans came to these shores differ from the sentiments of
+the men who gather in this room to-night. If it had happened to them as
+it happened to a distinguished company in New England, where an eminent
+New England divine was called upon to lead in prayer, their feelings
+would have been as little wounded as those against whom he offered up
+his petition; or rather, if I were here to-night to denounce their
+sentiments as to religious toleration, in which they did<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_956" id="Page_956">[Pg 956]</a></span> not believe;
+their sentiments as to the separation of the Church from the State, in
+which they did not believe any more than they believed in religious
+toleration; their sentiments as to Democracy, in which they did not
+believe any more than they believed in religious toleration&mdash;those of us
+who are here and who do believe in these things would be as little
+wounded as the company to which I have referred. The distinguished
+divine to whom I have alluded was called upon to offer prayer, some
+fifty years ago, in a mixed company, when, in accordance with the custom
+of the times, he included in his petition to the Almighty a large
+measure of anathema, as "We beseech Thee, O Lord! to overwhelm the
+tyrant! We beseech Thee to overwhelm and to pull down the oppressor! We
+beseech Thee to overwhelm and pull down the Papist!" And then opening
+his eyes, and seeing that a Roman Catholic archbishop and his secretary
+were present, he saw he must change the current of his petitions if he
+would be courteous to his audience, and said vehemently, "We beseech
+Thee, O Lord! we beseech Thee&mdash;we beseech Thee&mdash;we beseech Thee to pull
+down and overwhelm the Hottentot!" Said some one to him when the prayer
+was over, "My dear brother, why were you so hard upon the Hottentot?"
+"Well," said he, "the fact is, when I opened my eyes and looked around,
+between the paragraphs in the prayer, at the assembled guests, I found
+that the Hottentots were the only people who had not some friends among
+the company." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen of the New England Society, if I were to denounce the views of
+the Puritans to-night, they would be like the Hottentots. [Laughter.]
+Nay more, if one of their number were to come into this banqueting hall
+and sit down at this splendid feast, so unlike what he had been wont to
+see, and were to expound his views as to constitutional liberty and as
+to religious toleration, or as to the relations of the Church to the
+State, I am very much afraid that you and I would be tempted to answer
+him as an American answered an English traveller in a railway-carriage
+in Belgium. Said this Englishman, whom I happened to meet in Brussels,
+and who recognized me as an American citizen: "Your countrymen have a
+very strange conception of the English tongue: I never heard any people
+who speak the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_957" id="Page_957">[Pg 957]</a></span> English language in such an odd way as the Americans do."
+"What do you mean?" I said; "I supposed that in the American States the
+educated and cultivated people spoke the English tongue with the utmost
+propriety, with the same accuracy and the same classical refinement as
+yours." He replied: "I was travelling hither, and found sitting opposite
+an intelligent gentleman, who turned out to be an American. I went on to
+explain to him my views as to the late unpleasantness in America. I told
+him how profoundly I deplored the results of the civil war. That I
+believed the interests of good government would have been better
+advanced if the South, rather than the North, had triumphed. I showed
+him at great length how, if the South had succeeded, you would have been
+able to have laid in that land, first, the foundations of an
+aristocracy, and then from that would have grown a monarchy; how by the
+planters you would have got a noble class, and out of that class you
+would have got a king; and after I had drawn this picture I showed to
+him what would have been the great and glorious result; and what do you
+think was his reply to these views? He turned round, looked me coolly in
+the face, and said, 'Why, what a blundering old cuss you are!'" [Great
+laughter.] Gentlemen, if one of our New England ancestors were here
+to-night, expounding his views to us, I am very much afraid that you and
+I would be tempted to turn round and say: "Why, what a blundering old
+cuss you are!" [Renewed laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But, Mr. President, though all this is true, the seeds of our liberty,
+our toleration, our free institutions, our "Church, not established by
+law, but establishing itself in the hearts of men," were all in the
+simple and single devotion of the truth so far as it was revealed to
+them, which was the supreme characteristic of our New England
+forefathers. With them religion and the Church meant supremely personal
+religion, and obedience to the personal conscience. It meant truth and
+righteousness, obedience and purity, reverence and intelligence in the
+family, in the shop, in the field, and on the bench. It meant compassion
+and charity toward the savages among whom they found themselves, and
+good works as the daily outcome of a faith which, if stern, was
+steadfast and undaunted.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_958" id="Page_958">[Pg 958]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>And so, Mr. President, however the sentiments and opinions of our
+ancestors may seem to have differed from ours, those New England
+ancestors did believe in a church that included and incarnated those
+ideas of charity and love and brotherhood to which you have referred;
+and if, to-day, the Church of New York, whatever name it may bear, is to
+be maintained, as one of your distinguished guests has said, not for
+ornament but for use, it is because the hard, practical, and yet, when
+the occasion demanded, large-minded and open-hearted spirit of the New
+England ancestors shall be in it. [Applause.] Said an English swell
+footman, with his calves nearly as large as his waist, having been
+called upon by the lady of the house to carry a coal-scuttle from the
+cellar to the second story, "Madam, ham I for use, or ham I for
+hornament?" [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>I believe it to be the mind of the men of New England ancestry who live
+in New York to-day, that the Church, if it is to exist here, shall exist
+for use, and not for ornament; that it shall exist to make our streets
+cleaner, to make our tenement-houses better built and better drained and
+better ventilated; to respect the rights of the poor man in regard to
+fresh air and light, as well as the rights of the rich man. And in order
+that it shall do these things, and that the Church of New York shall
+exist not for ornament but for use, I, as one of the descendants of New
+England ancestors, ask no better thing for it than that it shall have,
+not only among those who fill its pulpits, men of New England ancestry,
+but also among those who sit in its pews men of New England brains and
+New England sympathies, and New England catholic generosity! [Continued
+applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_959" id="Page_959">[Pg 959]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>ROGER ATKINSON PRYOR</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>VIRGINIA'S PART IN AMERICAN HISTORY</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Roger A. Pryor at the annual banquet of the New York
+State Bar Association, given in the City of Albany, January 15,
+1889. The President, Martin W. Cooke, introduced Justice Pryor in
+these words: "The next in order is the benediction. There is no
+poetical sentiment accompanying this toast, but if you will bear
+with me I promise you learning, poetry, and eloquence. To that end
+I call upon General Roger A. Pryor."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman</span>:&mdash;I don't know what I am to respond to. I have no
+text; I have no topic. What am I to talk about? I am not only unlike
+other gentlemen, taken by surprise, but I am absolutely without a
+subject, and what am I to say? I don't know but that, as His Excellency
+the Governor of this Imperial State expatiated, eloquently and justly,
+upon the achievements and glories of New York, it might be pardoned me
+in saying something of my own native State.</p>
+
+<p>What has Virginia done for our common country? What names has she
+contributed to your historic roll? She has given you George Washington.
+[Applause.] She has given you Patrick Henry, who first sounded the
+signal of revolt against Great Britain. She has given you John Marshall,
+who so profoundly construed the Constitution formed by Madison and
+Hamilton. She has given you Thomas Jefferson, the author of the
+Declaration of Independence. [Applause.] She has given you Madison and
+Monroe. Where is there such a galaxy of great men known to history? You
+talk of the age of Pericles and of Augustus, but remember, gentlemen,
+that at that day Virginia had a population of only one-half the
+population of the city of Brooklyn to-day, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_960" id="Page_960">[Pg 960]</a></span> yet these are the men
+that she then produced to illustrate the glory of Americans.</p>
+
+<p>And what has Virginia done for our Union? Because sometime a rebel, as I
+was, I say now that it is <i>my</i> Union. [Applause.] As I have already said
+it was a Virginian&mdash;Patrick Henry&mdash;kinsman, by the way, of Lord
+Brougham, kinsman of Robertson, the historian, not a plebeian as some
+would represent, and one nominated by George Washington to be Justice of
+the Supreme Court of the United States, which nomination was carried to
+him by Light-Horse Harry Lee&mdash;I mention that because there is a notion
+that Patrick Henry was no lawyer. He was a consummate lawyer, else
+George Washington would never have proposed him to be Chief Justice of
+the Supreme Court of the United States; and he was a reading man, too, a
+scholar, deeply learned, and he printed at his own expense Soame Jenyns'
+work upon the internal evidence of Christianity. He was a profound
+student, not of many books, but of a few books and of human nature. He
+first challenged Great Britain by his resolutions against the Stamp act
+in 1765, and then it was that Virginia, apropos of what you said to-day
+in your admirable discourse&mdash;I address myself to Judge Cooley&mdash;Virginia
+was the first free and independent people on earth that formulated a
+written complete Constitution. I affirm that the Constitution of
+Virginia in 1776 was the first written Constitution known to history
+adopted by the people. And the frontispiece and the fundamental
+principle of that Constitution, was the Bill of Rights&mdash;that Bill of
+Rights, drawn by George Mason, you, gentlemen, in your Constitution of
+New York, from your first Constitution to your last, have adopted. So
+when you expatiate upon the merits of written-over prescriptive
+constitutions, and with such eloquence and convincing force, I beg you
+to remember that this now forlorn and bereaved Commonwealth was the
+first people on earth that ever promulgated a formal, complete, written
+Constitution, dividing the functions of government in separate
+departments and reposing it for its authority upon the will of the
+people. Jefferson gave you the Declaration of Independence in pursuance
+of a resolution adopted by the Legislature of Virginia, instructing the
+delegates in the Continental Congress to propose a Declaration of
+Independence.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_961" id="Page_961">[Pg 961]</a></span> The first suggestion of your more perfect union came from
+the Legislature of Virginia in January, 1786, and your Federal
+Constitution is construed upon the lines laid down by Edmund Randolph,
+and proposed in the convention as the basis of the Constitution which
+resulted in your now incomparable, as Mr. Gladstone says, incomparable
+instrument of government.</p>
+
+<p>Furthermore, your great Northwest, your States of Ohio and Michigan,
+whose jurisprudence Judge Cooley so signally illustrates, Indiana and
+others, to whom are you indebted that this vast and fertile and glorious
+country is an integral part of our Union? You are indebted to a
+Virginian, to Patrick Henry, then the Governor of Virginia, for the
+expedition to the Northwest headed by George Rogers Clark, as he was
+called, the Hannibal of the New World, who with three hundred untrained
+militia conquered for you that vast domain of the Northwest, which
+Virginia, in her devotion to the Union gave, a free donation with
+magnanimity surpassing that of Lear. She divided her possession with her
+associates, and let me add, it has not been requited with the
+ingratitude of Lear's daughters, for the disposition and the policy of
+this Government toward Virginia at the end of the war, and toward the
+people of the South has been characterized by a magnanimity and clemency
+unparalleled in the history of the world. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>You must remember that the war commenced, as you gentlemen believe,
+without provocation; we believe otherwise. This war so commenced,
+costing a million of lives and countless millions of treasure, has not
+been expiated by one drop of retributive blood. [Applause.] You must
+further remember, Mr. Chairman and gentlemen, that at the formation of
+the Constitution every distinguished Virginian was hostile to slavery
+and advocated its abolition. [Applause.] Patrick Henry, George
+Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, all without exception, were
+the enemies of slavery and desired its extinction, and why it was not
+then abolished I leave you gentlemen to determine by consulting history;
+it was certainly not the fault of Virginia.</p>
+
+<p>Now will you pardon me, I have been led into these remarks because you
+did not give me a text, and I had to extemporize one, or rather adopt
+the suggestion of his Ex<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_962" id="Page_962">[Pg 962]</a></span>cellency, the Governor of this State. Now, here
+we are asked, why did Virginia go into the War of Secession? Let me tell
+you as one who was personally cognizant of the events. Twice Virginia in
+her convention voted against the ordinance of secession, the deliberate
+will of the people of Virginia, expressed under circumstances which did
+not coerce their opinion, was that it was her interest and her duty to
+remain loyal to the Union, but meanwhile a blow was struck at Sumter,
+war, actual war, occurred. What then was the course of Virginia? She
+said to herself, I know I am to be the Flanders of this conflict; I know
+that my fields are to be ravaged and my sons to be slaughtered and my
+homes to be desolated, but war has occurred, the South is my sister and
+I will go with her. It was a magnanimous and it was a disinterested
+resolution, and if her fault was grievous, grievously hath she answered
+it. When this war occurred, she, beyond dispute, occupied the primacy in
+the Union; she is to-day the Niobe of nations, veiled and weeping the
+loss of her sons, her property confiscated and her homes in ashes.
+Perhaps, you may say, the punishment is not disproportionate to her
+trespass, but nevertheless there she is, and I say for her, that
+Virginia is loyal to the Union. [Applause.] And never more, mark what I
+say, never more will you see from Virginia any intimations of hostility
+to the Union; she has weighed the alternative of success, and she sees
+now, every sensible man in the South sees, that the greatest calamity
+that could have befallen the South would have been the ascendency of
+this ill-starred Confederacy. [Applause.] Because that Confederacy
+carried to the utmost extreme, to the <i>reductio ad absurdum</i>, the right
+of secession, carried in its bosom the seed of its own destruction, and
+even in the progress of war, welded together as we were under pressure,
+some were so recalcitrant, that the president of the Confederacy
+recommended the suspension of the <i>habeas corpus</i> act for the
+suppression of disaffection, and let me say, rebels as we were, so true
+were we to the traditions of Anglo-Saxon liberty that we never would
+suspend for a moment that sacred sanction of personal freedom.
+[Applause.] And, moreover, we see now, you will be surprised at what I
+say, I voice the sentiment of every reflecting man in Virginia, and
+woman too. We see now that slavery<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_963" id="Page_963">[Pg 963]</a></span> was a material and a moral evil, and
+we exult that the black man is emancipated and stands as our equal under
+the law.</p>
+
+<p>Why didn't we see it before? You know the story of the view of the
+opposite sides of the shield. We had been educated under slavery, our
+preachers had taught us that it had the sanction of the Divine
+Scripture, we never saw any other aspect of the question, but now since
+it is changed, we look at it and we perceive that slavery is not only
+incompatible with the moral principles of government, but is hostile to
+the material interests of the country, and I repeat that to-day, if the
+people of the South were permitted to vote upon the question to
+re-establish African slavery, there would not be a hundred votes in the
+entire South, in favor of reshackling the limbs of the liberated negro.</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, that is the attitude of old Virginia, the Old Dominion, as we
+proudly call her, and as such I am sure you will pardon her, because
+when she was in the Union she never failed you in any emergency; when
+you were menaced by the invasion of the British, it was Winfield Scott
+and the Cockade Corps of Virginia that repelled the enemy from your
+shores. Old Virginia has always been true to the Union, if you blot from
+her history that recent episode which I say you have blotted generously
+from your memory, and she from hers; we stand now with you, and I have
+personal testimony of the fact, because coming among you, not only an
+utter stranger, and having against me natural prejudices as a rebel,
+nevertheless, I have been received in the State of New York with nothing
+but courtesy and kindness. Mr. Benjamin, in England, is no parallel
+instance, because he went among a people who sympathized with the
+Rebellion, and who, if they had dared to strike would have taken sides
+with the Rebellion, but I came here to those who naturally would have
+repelled me, but instead of rejecting me, they have kindly taken me to
+the bosom of their hospitalities and have rewarded me infinitely beyond
+my merits; and to them, and especially to my brother lawyers of the
+State of New York, I feel the profoundest gratitude, in attestation of
+which I trust that when I go, my bones may rest under the green sod of
+the Imperial State. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_964" id="Page_964">[Pg 964]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>JOSIAH QUINCY</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>WELCOME TO DICKENS</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Josiah Quincy, Jr., at the banquet given by the "Young
+Men of Boston" at Boston, Mass., February 1, 1842, to Charles
+Dickens, upon his first visit to America. Mr. Quincy was the
+President of the evening. About two hundred gentlemen sat at the
+tables, the brilliant company including George Bancroft, Richard H.
+Dana, Sr., Richard H. Dana, Jr., Washington Allston, the painter,
+Oliver Wendell Holmes, George S. Hillard, Josiah Quincy, President
+of Harvard College, the Governor of the State, the Mayor of the
+city, and Thomas C. Grattan, the British Consul.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;The occasion that calls us together is almost
+unprecedented in the annals of literature. A young man has crossed the
+ocean, with no hereditary title, no military laurels, no princely
+fortune, and yet his approach is hailed with pleasure by every age and
+condition, and on his arrival he is welcomed as a long-known and highly
+valued friend. How shall we account for this reception? Must we not at
+the first glance conclude with Falstaff, "If the rascal have not given
+me medicines to make me love him, I'll be hanged: it could not be
+else&mdash;I have drunk medicines."</p>
+
+<p>But when reflection leads us to the causes of this universal sentiment,
+we cannot but be struck by the power which mind exercises over mind,
+even while we are individually separated by time, space, and other
+conditions of our present being. Why should we not welcome him as a
+friend? Have we not walked with him in every scene of varied life? Have
+we not together investigated, with Mr. Pickwick, the theory of
+Tittlebats? Have we not ridden together to the "Markis of Granby" with
+old Weller on the box, and his son Samivel on the dickey? Have we not
+been rook-shoot<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_965" id="Page_965">[Pg 965]</a></span>ing with Mr. Winkle, and courting with Mr. Tupman? Have
+we not played cribbage with "the Marchioness," and quaffed the rosy with
+Dick Swiveller? Tell us not of animal magnetism! We, and thousands of
+our countrymen, have for years been eating and talking, riding and
+walking, dancing and sliding, drinking and sleeping, with our
+distinguished guest, and he never knew of the existence of one of us. Is
+it wonderful that we are delighted to see him, and to return in a
+measure his unbounded hospitalities? Boz a stranger! Well may we again
+exclaim, with Sir John Falstaff, "D'ye think we didn't know ye?&mdash;We knew
+ye as well as Him that made ye."</p>
+
+<p>But a jovial fellow is not always the dearest friend; and, although the
+pleasure of his society would always recommend the progenitor of Dick
+Swiveller, "the perpetual grand of the glorious Appollers," in a scene
+like this, yet the respect of grave doctors and of fair ladies proves
+that there are higher qualities than those of a pleasant companion to
+recommend and attach them to our distinguished guest. What is the charm
+that unites so many suffrages? It is that in the lightest hours, and in
+the most degraded scenes which he has portrayed, there has been a
+reforming object and a moral tone, not formally thrust into the canvas,
+but infused into the spirit of the picture, with those natural touches
+whose contemplation never tires.</p>
+
+<p>With what a power of delineation have the abuses of his institutions
+been portrayed! How have the poor-house, the jail, the police courts of
+justice, passed before his magic mirror, and displayed to us the petty
+tyranny of the low-minded official, from the magnificent Mr. Bumble, and
+the hard-hearted Mr. Roker, to the authoritative Justice Fang, the
+positive Judge Starleigh! And as we contemplate them, how strongly have
+we realized the time-worn evils of some of the systems they revealed to
+our eyesight, sharpened to detect the deficiencies and malpractices
+under our own.</p>
+
+<p>The genius of chivalry, which had walked with such power among men, was
+exorcised by the pen of Cervantes. He did but clothe it with the name
+and images of Don Quixote de la Mancha and his faithful Squire, and
+ridicule destroyed what argument could not reach.</p>
+
+<p>This power belongs in an eminent degree to some of the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_966" id="Page_966">[Pg 966]</a></span> personifications
+of our guest. A short time ago it was discovered that a petty tyrant had
+abused the children who had been committed to his care. No long and
+elaborate discussion was needed to arouse the public mind. He was
+pronounced a perfect Squeers, and eloquence could go no further. Happy
+is he who can add a pleasure to the hours of childhood, but far happier
+he who, by fixing the attention of the world on their secret sufferings,
+can protect or deliver them from their power.</p>
+
+<p>But it is not only as a portrayer of public wrongs that we are indebted
+to our friend. What reflecting mind can contemplate some of those
+characters without being made more kind-hearted and charitable? Descend
+with him into the very sink of vice&mdash;contemplate the mistress of a
+robber&mdash;the victim of a murderer&mdash;disgraced without&mdash;polluted
+within&mdash;and yet when, in better moments, her natural kindness breaks
+through the cloud, then she tells you that no word of counsel, no tone
+of moral teaching, ever fell upon her ear. When she looks forward from a
+life of misery to a death by suicide, you cannot but feel that there is
+no condition so degraded as not to be visited by gleams of a higher
+nature, and rejoice that He alone will judge the sin who knows also the
+temptation. Again, how strongly are the happiness of virtue and the
+misery of vice contrasted. The morning scene of Sir Mulberry Hawk and
+his pupil brings out in strong relief the night scene of Kit Nubbles and
+his mother. The one in affluence and splendor, trying to find an easier
+position for his aching head, surrounded with means and trophies of
+debauchery, and thinking "there would be nothing so snug and comfortable
+as to die at once." The other in the poorest room, earning a precarious
+subsistence by her labors at the wash-tub&mdash;ugly, and ignorant, and
+vulgar, surrounded by poverty, with one child in the cradle, and the
+other in the clothes-basket, "whose great round eyes emphatically
+declared that he never meant to go to sleep any more, and thus opened a
+cheerful prospect to his relations and friends"&mdash;and yet in this
+situation, with only the comfort that cleanliness and order could
+impart, kindness of heart and the determination to be talkative and
+agreeable throws a halo round the scene, and as we contemplate it we
+cannot but feel that Kit Nubbles attained<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_967" id="Page_967">[Pg 967]</a></span> to the summit of philosophy,
+when he discovered "there was nothing in the way in which he was made
+that called upon him to be a snivelling, solemn, whispering
+chap&mdash;sneaking about as if he couldn't help it, and expressing himself
+in a most unpleasant snuffle&mdash;but that it was as natural for him to
+laugh as it was for a sheep to bleat, a pig to grunt, or a bird to
+sing."</p>
+
+<p>Or take another example, when wealth is attained, though by different
+means and for different purposes. Ralph Nickleby and Arthur Gride are
+industrious and successful; like the vulture, they are ever soaring over
+the field that they may pounce on the weak and unprotected. Their
+constant employment is grinding the poor and preying upon the rich. What
+is the result? Their homes are cold and cheerless&mdash;the blessing of him
+that is ready to perish comes not to them, and they live in wretchedness
+to die in misery. What a contrast have we in the glorious old
+twins&mdash;brother Charles and brother Ned. They have never been to school,
+they eat with their knives (as the Yankees are said to do), and yet what
+an elucidation do they present of the truth that it is better to give
+than to receive! They acquire their wealth in the honorable pursuits of
+business. They expend it to promote the happiness of every one within
+their sphere, and their cheerful days and tranquil nights show that
+wealth is a blessing or a curse, as it ministers to the higher or lower
+propensities of our nature.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"He that hath light within his own clear breast,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">May sit in the centre and enjoy bright day;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">But he that hides a dark soul, and foul thoughts,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Benighted walks under the mid-day sun;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Himself is his own dungeon."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Such men are powerful preachers of the truth that universal benevolence
+is the true panacea of life; and, although it was a pleasant fiction of
+brother Charles, "that Tim Linkinwater was born a hundred and fifty
+years old, and was gradually coming down to five and twenty," yet he who
+habitually cultivates such a sentiment will, as years roll by, attain
+more and more to the spirit of a little child; and the hour will come
+when that principle shall conduct the possessor to immortal happiness
+and eternal youth.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_968" id="Page_968">[Pg 968]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>If, then, our guest is called upon to state what are</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 9em;">"The drugs, the charms,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The conjuration and the mighty magic,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">He's won our daughters with,"</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>well might he reply, that in endeavoring to relieve the oppressed, to
+elevate the poor, and to instruct and edify those of a happier
+condition, he had only held "the mirror up to Nature. To show virtue her
+own form&mdash;scorn her own image." That "this only was the witchcraft he
+had used;" and, did he need proof of this, there are many fair girls on
+both sides of the water who, though they might not repeat the whole of
+Desdemona's speech to a married man, yet could each tell him,</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"That if he had a friend that loved her,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">He should but teach him how to tell <i>his stories</i>,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And that would win her."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>I would, gentlemen, it were in my power to present, as on the mirror in
+the Arabian tale, the various scenes in our extended country, where the
+master-mind of our guest is at this moment acting. In the empty
+school-room, the boy at his evening task has dropped his grammar, that
+he may roam with Oliver or Nell. The traveller has forgotten the fumes
+of the crowded steamboat, and is far off with our guest, among the green
+valleys and hoary hills of old England. The trapper, beyond the Rocky
+Mountains, has left his lonely tent, and is unroofing the houses in
+London with the more than Mephistopheles at my elbow. And, perhaps, in
+some well-lighted hall, the unbidden tear steals from the father's eye,
+as the exquisite sketch of the poor schoolmaster and his little scholar
+brings back the form of that gifted boy, whose "little hand" worked its
+wonders under his guidance, and who, in the dawning of intellect and
+warm affections, was summoned from the school-room and the play-ground
+forever. Or to some bereaved mother the tender sympathies and womanly
+devotion, the touching purity of little Nell, may call up the form where
+dwelt that harmonious soul, which uniting in itself God's best gifts,
+for a short space shed its celestial light upon her household, and then
+vanishing, "turned all hope into memory."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_969" id="Page_969">[Pg 969]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>But it is not to scenes like these that I would now recall you. I would
+that my voice could reach the ear of every admirer of our guest
+throughout the land, that with us they might welcome him, on this, his
+first public appearance to our shores. Like the rushing of many waters,
+the response would come to us from the bleak hills of Canada, from the
+savannas of the South, from the prairies of the West, uniting in an
+"earthquake voice" in the cheers with which we welcome Charles Dickens
+to this new world.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_970" id="Page_970">[Pg 970]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>ANDREW V. V. RAYMOND</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE DUTCH AS ENEMIES</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. Dr. Andrew V. V. Raymond at the thirteenth annual
+dinner of the Holland Society of New York, January 12, 1898. The
+President, John W. Vrooman, said: "I must now make good a promise,
+and permit me to illustrate it by a brief story. A minister about
+to perform the last rites for a dying man, a resident of Kentucky,
+said to him with solemnity that he hoped he was ready for a better
+land. The man instantly rallied and cried out, 'Look here, Mr.
+Minister, there ain't no better land than Kentucky!' To secure the
+attendance of our genial and eloquent College President I made a
+promise to him to state publicly at this time that there is no
+better college in the world than Union College; that there is no
+better president in the world than the president of old Union; and
+I may add that there is no better man than my valued friend,
+President Andrew V. V. Raymond, of Union College, who will respond
+to the toast: 'The Dutch as Enemies.&mdash;Did a person but know the
+value of an enemy he would purchase him with fine gold.'"]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President</span>:&mdash;Ladies&mdash;to whom now, as always, I look up for
+inspiration&mdash;and gentlemen of the Holland Society, when one has been
+rocked in a Dutch cradle, and baptized with a Dutch name and caressed
+with a Dutch slipper, and nursed on Dutch history, and fed on Dutch
+theology, he is open to accept an invitation from the Holland Society.
+It is now four years since I had the pleasure of speaking my mind freely
+about the Dutch, and in the meantime so much mind&mdash;or is it only
+speech&mdash;has accumulated that the present opportunity comes very much
+like a merciful interposition of Providence on my behalf. During these
+years my residence has been changed, for whereas I used to live in
+Albany now I live in Schenectady, which is like moving from The Hague to
+Leyden, or in other words, going a little farther into the heart of
+Dutchdom, for nowhere else is Dutch spelled with a larger D than<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_971" id="Page_971">[Pg 971]</a></span> in the
+city of my residence to-day, with Lisha's Kill on one side, and
+Rotterdam on another, and Amsterdam on the third, and a real dyke on the
+fourth, to say nothing of the canal.</p>
+
+<p>You do not remember that speech of mine four years ago for you did not
+hear it. That was not my fault, however, but your misfortune, of course.
+You did not hear it because you were not here. You were asleep in your
+own beds, of course, where Dutchmen always go when they are sleepy,
+which is perhaps the principal reason why they are not caught napping in
+business hours. Unfortunately, however, that speech was printed in full,
+or I might repeat it now. One learns from such little experiences what
+not to do the next time. But if you do not remember the speech, I do&mdash;at
+least the subject&mdash;which was "The Dutch as Neighbors," and it has seemed
+wise to get as far as possible from that subject to-night lest I might
+be tempted to plagiarize, and so I propose to talk for a moment only
+about "The Dutch as Enemies."</p>
+
+<p>I do not like the first suggestion of this subject any more than do you.
+For to think of a man as an enemy is to think ill of him, and to
+intimate that the Dutchman was not and is not perfect is to intimate
+something which no one here will believe, and which no one certainly
+came to hear. But as a matter of fact, gentlemen, no one can be perfect
+without being an enemy any more than he can be perfect without being a
+friend. The two things are complementary; the one is the reverse side of
+the other. Everything in this universe, except a shadow, has two
+sides&mdash;unless, perhaps, it may be a political machine whose
+one-sidedness is so proverbial as to suggest that it also is a thing
+wholly of darkness caused by someone standing in the way of the light.
+The Dutchman, however, is not a shadow of anything or of anybody. You
+can walk around him, and when you do that you find that he has not only
+a kindly face and a warm hand, but something called backbone, and it is
+that of which I am to speak to-night, for it suggests about all that I
+mean by the Dutchman as an enemy.</p>
+
+<p>Some people are enemies, or become enemies, because of their spleen;
+others because of their total depravity; and others still because they
+persist in standing upright when<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_972" id="Page_972">[Pg 972]</a></span> someone wants them to lie down and be
+stepped on. That is the meaning of backbone, in this world of human
+strife, and if, from time to time, it has made an enemy of the
+peace-loving Dutchman, it has been the kind of enmity that has gathered
+to itself not a little gratitude, for after all it is the kind of enmity
+that has made this world more tolerable as a place of temporary abode. If
+no one opposes tyrants and thieves and heretics and franchise-grabbers,
+city lots fall rapidly in price. It is the Dutchman who keeps up the real
+estate market. When I have suggested that it is because of his opposition
+that he is regarded as an enemy, I have come to the heart of all that<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">I propose to say to-night. As a matter of fact, the Dutchman has never</span><br />
+been very aggressive. He may not be enterprising, but his powers of
+resistance are superb, and as this world wags it is often better to hold
+fast than it is to be fast.</p>
+
+<p>If the Dutchman has not been aggressive, he has certainly been
+steadfast. He has never become an enemy willingly, but always under
+compulsion; willing to let other people alone if they will let him
+alone, and if they will not do that, then he makes them do it. Those
+dykes tell the whole story. The Dutchman did not want the sea&mdash;only the
+earth. But when the sea wanted him he took up arms against it. It was so
+with those Roman legions. The Dutchman had no quarrel with Rome until
+Rome wanted to extend its empire that way, and to acquire him and grow
+fat from his tribute money. But the Dutchman had no need of an empire up
+his way, and so kept his tribute money, and sent the eagles home hungry.
+If Spain had not wanted to whip the Dutchman, the Dutchman would not
+have whipped Spain. If England had not wanted a brush with the Dutch,
+that broom would never have been nailed to Tromp's masthead. If Jameson
+had not tried to raid the Dutchman, the Dutchman would not have
+corralled Jameson. From first to last, his battles have been on the
+defensive. He has always been ambitious to be a good friend with the
+latch-string always on the outside, and has only become an enemy when
+somebody has tried to get into his house through the window. That kind
+of enmity hurts no one who does not deserve to be hurt.</p>
+
+<p>As this world goes, it is a great thing to say of a man<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_973" id="Page_973">[Pg 973]</a></span> that he never
+gets down his gun until he sees another gun pointed his way, but it is a
+greater thing to say that when he does see that other gun he does not
+get under the bed, and that is what can be said of the Dutchman more
+than of any other man in the world. He will not run into a fight; he
+will not run away from a fight&mdash;in fact he has no reputation whatever as
+a runner in any direction. But he can take a stand, and when the smoke
+has cleared away there he is, still standing. He will not vote himself
+an enemy, but if against his will he is voted an enemy, he accepts the
+election, and discharges the duties of his office with painstaking
+vigilance and care. Now, no one does that, and ever gets re-elected, no
+matter what the office. Such is the world. And so the Dutchman has never
+been voted an enemy twice by the same people. One term of his vigorous
+administration of hostile forces is quite enough, and inasmuch as he
+does not care for the office personally, and takes it only from a sense
+of duty, he never seeks a re-election. He is always ready to step down
+and out, and resume his old occupation of being a good neighbor and a
+peace-loving citizen.</p>
+
+<p>That is perhaps his greatest virtue, and it all grows out of the fact
+that his spirit of antagonism is located in his backbone, leaving his
+heart free. He does not love strife and he does not hate the man with
+whom he fights, and so, in all his battles, he has never been
+vindictive, cruel, merciless. When he has had to fight he has fought
+like a man and a Christian, for righteousness' sake, and not like a
+demon to humiliate and to annihilate his foes. That makes the Dutchman a
+rare kind of enemy, and that, more than anything else, I think, has
+distinguished his enmity through all the years of his history. He has
+gone far toward obeying the precept, "Love your enemies, and bless them
+that curse you." If he has not been able to keep men from hating him,
+and cursing him, and persecuting him, he has been able to keep himself
+from hating and cursing and persecuting in return; and so, while he is
+one of the greatest of military heroes in history, he is also one of the
+greatest of moral heroes, and that is a greater honor, inasmuch as "He
+that ruleth his own spirit is greater than he that taketh a city."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_974" id="Page_974">[Pg 974]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>I do not claim all glory for the Dutch. It is not given to any one
+nation to monopolize virtue. I only assert that the Dutchman's virtue is
+of a peculiarly exalted type. The Englishman's virtue is just as real,
+only another kind of virtue. If the Dutchman's spirit of hostility or of
+antagonism resides in his backbone, the Englishman's spirit of hostility
+or antagonism resides in his breastbone. That makes all the difference
+between them. The Englishman fights, but he fights aggressively. And as
+the heart lies back of the breastbone it never gets into his fighting.
+He neither loves his enemies nor hates them. He simply loves England. If
+it has been the mission of the Dutch to keep, it has been the mission of
+the English to get, and in the getting he has had to do a world of
+fighting.</p>
+
+<p>It comes with ill grace from us, however, to condemn the Englishman when
+to-day Uncle Sam is standing on the Pacific Slope expanding his chest
+toward Hawaii. But if we cannot condemn with good grace, there is no
+need to praise English aggressiveness and acquisitiveness overmuch; what
+we do need to praise and cultivate is the Dutch virtue of holding fast
+our own. We have institutions and principles, rights and privileges, in
+this country which are constantly attacked, and the need of America is
+that the backbone which the Dutch have given to this country should
+assert itself. Hospitality loses its virtue when it means the
+destruction of the Lares and Penates of our own firesides. When a guest
+insists on sitting at the head of the table, then it is time for the
+host to become <i>hostis</i>. What America needs in this new year of grace is
+not less hospitality toward friends but more hostility toward intruders.</p>
+
+<p>The spirit of this age is iconoclastic. It seeks to destroy sacred
+memorials, hallowed associations, holy shrines, everything that tells of
+the faith and the worship of a God-fearing past. The spirit of the age
+is irreverent, destructive, faithless. Against this and all despoiling
+forces we as patriots are called to arms. For what does America stand?
+What are the truths that have gone into her blood and made her strong
+and beautiful and dominant? The divineness of human rights, the claims
+of men superior to the claims of property; popular government&mdash;not an
+oligarchy; popular government&mdash;not a dictatorship; the sacredness of
+the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_975" id="Page_975">[Pg 975]</a></span> home, the holiness of the sanctuary, faith in humanity, faith in
+God. These have made America, and without these there can be no America.
+And because they are attacked, gentlemen, the need of the hour is a
+patriotism that shall breathe forth the spirit of the people who above
+all others in history have known how to keep their land, their honor,
+and their faith. The mission of little Holland will never be ended so
+long as America needs the inspiration of her glorious example, and the
+devoted citizenship of her loving sons.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_976" id="Page_976">[Pg 976]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>OPIE P. READ</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>MODERN FICTION</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Opie P. Read at the eighty-second dinner of the Sunset
+Club, Chicago, Ill., January 31, 1895. The general subject of the
+evening's discussion was "The Tendency and Influence of Modern
+Fiction." The chairman of the evening, Arthur W. Underwood, said in
+introducing Mr. Read, "It is very seldom that the Sunset Club
+discharges its speakers in batteries of four, but something is due
+to the speakers. Four barrels is a light load, I am told, for a
+Kentucky colonel, and I have the pleasure of introducing the
+original 'Kentucky Colonel,' Mr. Opie P. Read."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;The drift of latter-day fiction
+is largely shown by the department store. The selling of books by the
+ton proves a return to the extremes of romanticism. People do not jostle
+one another in their eagerness to secure even a semblance of the truth.
+The taste of to-day is a strong appetite for sadism; and a novel to be
+successful must bear the stamp of society rather than the approval of
+the critic. The reader has gone slumming, and must be shocked in order
+to be amused. Reviewers tell us of a revolt against realism, that we no
+longer fawn upon a dull truth, that we crave gauze rather than
+substance. In fact, realism was never a fad. Truth has never been
+fashionable; no society takes up philosophy as an amusement.</p>
+
+<p>But after all, popular taste does not make a literature. Strength does
+not meet with immediate recognition; originality is more often condemned
+than praised. The intense book often dies with one reading, its story is
+a wild pigeon of the mind, and sails away to be soon forgotten; but the
+novel in which there is even one real character, one man of the soil,
+remains with us as a friend. In the minds of thinking<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_977" id="Page_977">[Pg 977]</a></span> people, realism
+cannot be supplanted. But by realism, I do not mean the commonplace
+details of an uninteresting household, nor the hired man with mud on his
+cowhide boots, nor the whining farmer who sits with his feet on the
+kitchen-stove, but the glory that we find in nature and the grandeur
+that we find in man, his bravery, his honor, his self-sacrifice, his
+virtue. Realism does not mean the unattractive. A rose is as real as a
+toad. And a realistic novel of the days of C&aelig;sar would be worth more
+than Plutarch's Lives.</p>
+
+<p>Every age sees a literary revolution, but out of that revolution there
+may come no great work of art. The best fiction is the unconscious grace
+of a cultivated mind, a catching of the quaint humor of men, a soft look
+of mercy, a sympathetic tear. And this sort of a book may be neglected
+for years, no busy critic may speak a word in its behalf, but there
+comes a time when by the merest accident a great mind finds it and
+flashes its genius back upon the cloud that has hidden it.</p>
+
+<p>Yes, there is a return to romanticism, if indeed there was ever a turn
+from it. The well-told story has ever found admirers. To the world all
+the stories have not been told. The stars show no age, and the sun was
+as bright yesterday as it was the morning after creation. But a simple
+story without character is not the highest form of fiction. It is a
+story that may become a fad, if it be shocking enough, if it has in it
+the thrill of delicious wickedness, but it cannot live. The literary
+lion of to-day may be the literary ass of to-morrow, but the ass has his
+bin full of oats and cannot complain.</p>
+
+<p>One very striking literary tendency of to-day is the worship of the
+English author in America and the hissing of the American author in
+London. And this proves that American literature is scarcely more
+popular in England than it is at home. But may not American publishers
+after awhile take up a London hissing and use it as an advertisement.
+Hissing is surely a recognition, and proves that an author has not been
+wholly neglected.</p>
+
+<p>The novel, whether it be of classic form or of faddish type, makes a
+mark upon the mind of the public. Fiction is a necessary element of
+modern education. A man may<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_978" id="Page_978">[Pg 978]</a></span> be a successful physician or a noted lawyer
+without having read a novel; but he could not be regarded as a man of
+refined culture. A novel is an intellectual luxury, and in the luxuries
+of a country we find the refinements of the nation. It was not invention
+but fancy that made Greece great. A novel-reading nation is a
+progressive nation. At one time the most successful publication in this
+country was a weekly paper filled with graceless sensationalism, and it
+was not the pulpit nor the lecture-platform that took hold of the public
+taste and lifted it above this trash&mdash;it was the publication in cheap
+form of the English classics. And when the mind of the masses had been
+thus improved, the magazine became a success.</p>
+
+<p>One slow but unmistakable drift of fiction is toward the short story,
+and the carefully edited newspaper may hold the fiction of the future.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_979" id="Page_979">[Pg 979]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>WHITELAW REID</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE PRESS&mdash;RIGHT OR WRONG</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Whitelaw Reid at the 108th annual banquet of the Chamber
+of Commerce of the State of New York, May 4, 1876. Samuel D.
+Babcock, President of the Chamber, was in the chair, and proposed
+the following toast, to which Mr. Reid was called upon for a
+response: "The Press&mdash;right or wrong; when right, to be kept right;
+when wrong, to be set right."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President</span>:&mdash;Lastly, Satan came also, the printer's, if not
+the public's devil, <i>in propria persona</i>! [Laughter.] The rest of you
+gentlemen have better provided for yourselves. Even the Chamber of
+Commerce took the benefit of clergy. The Presidential candidates and the
+representatives of the Administration and the leading statesmen who
+throng your hospitable board, all put forward as their counsel the
+Attorney-General [Alphonso Taft] of the United States. And, as one of
+his old clients at my left said a moment ago, "a precious dear old
+counsel he was." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The Press is without clergymen or counsel; and you doubtless wish it
+were also without voice. At this hour none of you have the least desire
+to hear anything or to say anything about the press. There are a number
+of very able gentlemen who were ranged along that platform&mdash;I utterly
+refuse to say whether I refer to Presidential candidates or not&mdash;but
+there were a number of very able gentlemen who were ranged along that
+table, who are very much more anxious to know what the press to-morrow
+morning will have to say about them [laughter], and I know it because I
+saw the care with which they handed up to the reporters the manuscript
+copies of their entirely unprepared and extempore remarks. [Laughter.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_980" id="Page_980">[Pg 980]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, the press is a mild-spoken and truly modest institution which
+never chants its own praises. Unlike Walt Whitman, it never celebrates
+itself. Even if it did become me&mdash;one of the youngest of its conductors
+in New York&mdash;to undertake at this late hour to inflict upon you its
+eulogy, there are two circumstances which might well make me pause. It
+is an absurdity for me&mdash;an absurdity, indeed, for any of us&mdash;to assume
+to speak for the press of New York at a table where William Cullen
+Bryant sits silent. Besides, I have been reminded since I came here, by
+Dr. Chapin, that the pithiest eulogy ever pronounced upon the first
+editor of America, was pronounced in this very room and from that very
+platform by the man who at that time was the first of living editors in
+this country, when he said that he honored the memory of Benjamin
+Franklin because he was a journeyman printer who did not drink, a
+philosopher who wrote common sense, and an office-holder who did not
+steal. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>One word only of any seriousness about your toast; it says: "The
+Press&mdash;right or wrong; when right, to be kept right; when wrong, to be
+set right." Gentlemen, this is your affair. A stream will not rise
+higher than its fountain. The Hudson River will not flow backward over
+the Adirondacks. The press of New York is fed and sustained by the
+commerce of New York, and the press of New York to-day, bad as it is in
+many respects&mdash;and I take my full share of the blame it fairly
+deserves&mdash;is just what the merchants of New York choose to have it. If
+you want it better, you can make it better. So long as you are satisfied
+with it as it is, sustain it as it is, take it into your families and
+into your counting-rooms as it is, and encourage it as it is, it will
+remain what it is.</p>
+
+<p>If, for instance, the venerable leader of your Bar, conspicuous through
+a long life for the practice of every virtue that adorns his profession
+and his race, is met on his return from the very jaws of the grave, as
+he re-enters the Court-room to undertake again the gratuitous
+championship of your cause against thieves who robbed you, with the
+slander that he is himself a thief of the meanest kind, a robber of
+defenceless women&mdash;I say if such a man is subject to persistent
+repetition of such a calumny in the very city he has honored<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_981" id="Page_981">[Pg 981]</a></span> and
+served, and at the very end and crown of his life, it is because you do
+not choose to object to it and make your objection felt. A score of
+similar instances will readily occur to anyone who runs over in his
+memory the course of our municipal history for the last dozen years, but
+there is no time to repeat or even to refer to them here.</p>
+
+<p>And so, Mr. President, because this throng of gentlemen, gathered about
+the doors, pay me the too great compliment by remaining standing to
+listen when they have started to go home&mdash;let me come back to the text
+you gave me, and the sentiment with which we began: "The Press&mdash;right or
+wrong; when right, to be kept right; when wrong, to be set right."
+[Applause.] The task in either case is to be performed by the merchants
+of New York, who have the power to do it and only need resolve that they
+will.</p>
+
+<p>I congratulate you, gentlemen, on the continued attractions of the
+annual entertainment you offer us; above all, I congratulate you on
+having given us the great pleasure of meeting once more and seeing
+seated together at your table the first four citizens of the metropolis
+of the Empire State: Charles O'Conor, Peter Cooper, William Cullen
+Bryant, and John A. Dix. I thank you for the courtesy of your
+remembrance of the Press; and so to one and all, good-night. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>GLADSTONE, ENGLAND'S GREATEST LEADER</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Whitelaw Reid at a dinner given by the Irish-Americans
+to Justin McCarthy, New York City, October 2, 1886. Judge Edward
+Browne presided. Mr. Reid was called upon to speak to the toast,
+"Gladstone, England's Greatest Leader."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;I am pleased to see that since this toast was sent
+me by your committee, it has been proof-read. As it came to me, it
+describes Mr. Gladstone as England's greatest Liberal leader. I thought
+you might well say that and more. It delights me to find that you have
+said more&mdash;that you have justly described him as England's greatest
+leader. ["Hear! Hear!"] I do not forget that other, always remembered
+when Gladstone is mentioned, who edu<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_982" id="Page_982">[Pg 982]</a></span>cated his party till it captured
+its opponents' place by first disguising and then adopting their
+measures. That was in its way as brilliant party leadership as the
+century has seen, and it placed an alien adventurer in the British
+peerage and enshrined his name in the grateful memory of a great party
+that vainly looks for Disraeli's successor. [Applause.] I do not forget
+a younger statesman, never to be forgotten henceforth by Irishmen, who
+revived an impoverished and exhausted people, stilled their dissensions,
+harmonized their conflicting plans, consolidated their chaotic forces,
+conducted a peaceful Parliamentary struggle in their behalf with
+incomparable pertinacity, coolness, and resources; and through storms
+and rough weather has held steadily on till even his enemies see now, in
+the very flush of their own temporary success, that in the end the
+victory of Parnell is sure. [Loud applause.] Great leaders both; great
+historic figures whom our grandchildren will study and analyze and
+admire.</p>
+
+<p>But this man whom your toast honors, after a career that might have
+filled any man's ambition, became the head of the Empire whose mourning
+drum-beat heralds the rising sun on its journey round the world. That
+place he risked and lost, and risked again to give to an ill-treated
+powerless section of the Empire, not even friendly to his sway, Church
+Reform, Educational Reform, Land Reform, Liberty! [Cheers.] It was no
+sudden impulse and it is no short or recent record. It is more than
+seventeen years since Mr. Gladstone secured for Ireland the boon of
+disestablishment. It is nearly as long since he carried the first bill
+recognizing and seriously endeavoring to remedy the evils of Irish land
+tenure.</p>
+
+<p>He has rarely been able to advance as rapidly or as far as he wished;
+and more than once he has gone by a way that few of us liked. But if he
+was not always right, he has been courageous enough to set himself
+right. If he made a mistake in our affairs when he said Jefferson Davis
+had founded a nation, he offered reparation when he secured the Geneva
+Arbitration, and loyally paid its award. If he made a mistake in Irish
+affairs in early attempts at an unwise coercion he more than made amends
+when he led that recent magnificent struggle in Parliament and before
+the English people, which ended in a defeat, it is true, but a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_983" id="Page_983">[Pg 983]</a></span> defeat
+more brilliant than many victories and more hopeful for Ireland.
+[Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>And over what a length of road has he led the English people! From
+rotten boroughs to household suffrage; from a government of classes to a
+government more truly popular than any other in the world outside of
+Switzerland and the United States. Then consider the advance on Irish
+questions. From the iniquitous burden of a gigantic and extravagant
+church establishment, imposed upon the people of whom seven-eighths were
+of hostile faith, to disestablishment; from the principle stated by Lord
+Palmerston with brutal frankness that "tenant-right is landlord's
+wrong," to judicial rents and the near prospect of tenant ownership on
+fair terms; from the arbitrary arrests of Irish leaders to the alliance
+of the Prime Minister and ruling party with the prisoner of Kilmainham
+Jail! [Loud cheers.] It has been no holiday parade, the leadership on a
+march like that. Long ago Mr. Disraeli flung at him the exultant taunt
+that the English people had had enough of his policy of confiscation;
+and so it proved for a time, for Mr. Disraeli turned him out. But Mr.
+Gladstone knew far better than his great rival did the deep and secret
+springs of English action, and he never judged from the temper of the
+House or a tour of the London drawing-rooms. Society, indeed, always
+disapproved of him, as it did of those kindred spirits, the anti-slavery
+leaders of American politics. But the frowns of Fifth Avenue and Beacon
+Street have not dimmed the fame of Sumner and Chase; of Seward and
+Lincoln [a voice: "And of Wendell Phillips." Cheers]; nor does Belgravia
+control the future of Mr. Gladstone's career any more than it has been
+able to hinder his past.</p>
+
+<p>More than any other statesman of his epoch, he has combined practical
+skill in the conduct of politics with a steadfast appeal to the highest
+moral considerations. To a leader of that sort defeats are only
+stepping-stones, and the end is not in doubt. A phrase once famous among
+us has sometimes seemed to me fit for English use about Ireland. A great
+man, a very great man, whose name sheds lasting honor upon our city said
+in an impulsive moment&mdash;that he "never wanted to live in a country where
+the one-half was pinned to the other by bayonets." If Mr. Gladstone
+ever<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_984" id="Page_984">[Pg 984]</a></span> believed in thus fastening Ireland to England, he has learned a
+more excellent way. Like Greeley he would no doubt at the last fight, if
+need be, for the territorial integrity of his country. But he has
+learned the lesson Charles James Fox taught nearly a hundred years
+before: "The more Ireland is under Irish Government, the more she will
+be bound to English interests." That precept he has been trying to
+reduce to practice. God grant the old statesman life and light to see
+the sure end of the work he has begun! [Loud applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I must not sit down without a word more to express the personal
+gratification I feel in seeing an old comrade here as your guest. Twelve
+or fourteen years ago he did me the honor to fill for a time an
+important place on the staff of my newspaper. With what skill and power
+he did his work; with what readiness and ample store of information you
+need not be told, for the anonymous editorial writer of those days is
+now known to the English-speaking world as the brilliant historian of
+"Our Own Times." Those of us who knew him then have seen his sacrifice
+of private interests and personal tastes for the stormy life of an Irish
+member of Parliament, and have followed with equal interest and
+admiration his bold yet prudent and high-minded Parliamentary career. He
+has done all that an Irishman ought for his country; he has done it with
+as little sympathy or encouragement for the policy of dynamite and
+assassination in England as we have had for bomb-throwing in Chicago.
+[Loud and prolonged applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_985" id="Page_985">[Pg 985]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>W. L. ROBBINS</h2>
+
+
+<h4>THE PULPIT AND THE BAR</h4>
+
+<blockquote><p>[Speech of Rev. W. L. Robbins at the annual dinner of the New York State
+Bar Association, given in the City of Albany, N. Y., January 20, 1891,
+in response to the sentiment, "The Relation of the Pulpit to the Bar."
+Matthew Hale presided.]</p></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen:</span>&mdash;I am so dazed at the temerity
+which has ventured to put so soporific a subject as "The Pulpit" at so
+late an hour in the evening, that I can only conceive of but one merit
+in any response to the present toast, and that is brevity. I had always
+supposed that the pulpit was "sleepy" enough in its effect upon men in
+the early hours of the day, at least that was my conclusion, in so far
+as it has been my privilege to see men present, at pulpit ministrations,
+leaving us as they do for the most part to preach to women and children.
+Shall I confess that the feeling came over me during the first part of
+the evening that I was rather out of place among so many laymen, alone
+as a representative of the clergy; but later, I found confidence through
+a sense of kinship in suffering, for is it not true that we represent
+two of the best abused professions in the world? I do not mean by that,
+abuse <i>ab extra</i>. I am told indeed, occasionally, that the pulpit is
+effete, that its place has been filled by the press and lecture
+platform, that there is no further use for it. But I do not know that I
+have heard abuse <i>ab extra</i> of the Bar, unless some ill-natured person
+should read it into the broad Scotch pronunciation of an old friend of
+mine who used to say to me, "Ah, the lieyers, the lieyers."</p>
+
+<p>But what we must needs guard against is abuse from within. In the first
+place we are a good deal given to self-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_986" id="Page_986">[Pg 986]</a></span>congratulation. I use the first
+person plural and not the second person; I remember a friend of mine, a
+distinguished clergyman in Boston, an Englishman, who once ventured to
+preach upon political corruption in the municipal government, and the
+next day he had the audacity to drop into the office of one of the
+business men of his congregation and say, "What did you think of that
+sermon?"&mdash;a very dangerous question, by the way, always to ask&mdash;and the
+reply came promptly, "You had better go and be naturalized so that you
+can say 'we sinners,' instead of 'you sinners.'" [Laughter.] Since that
+time, from the pulpit or from any other place, I have hesitated to say,
+"You sinners," and I will promise to say "we sinners" to-night.</p>
+
+<p>But truly the pulpit and the Bar, in their ideal, are, as it were, "the
+voice of one crying in the wilderness," a witness to the eternal truth.
+Are they not? The pulpit is sent forth to herald the love of God, and
+the Bar is sent forth to herald the justice of God; but they don't
+always succeed. I can speak from experience for the pulpit, that the
+position of authority, the claim of a divine mission, is often turned
+into the excuse for the airing of a man's individual fads, and is naught
+but a cloak for pretentious ignorance. [Applause.] And for the Bar, I
+wonder if I might venture to quote the definition of legal practice
+which was given me the other night, apropos of this toast, by a
+distinguished representative of the New York Bar Association, that it
+was "a clever device for frustrating justice, and getting money into the
+lawyer's pocket." [Laughter.] But if it be true that we have a mission,
+it is equally true that we must join hands if we are going to accomplish
+that mission. I am tired of hearing about the Pulpit as the voice of the
+public conscience. I do not know why the Bar should not be the voice of
+the public conscience quite as much as the Pulpit. If there are laws on
+the statute book that are not obeyed, I don't know why the clergy should
+make public protest rather than the lawyers, who are representatives of
+the law. [Applause.] And if principles of our Constitution are being
+subtly invaded to-day under the mask, for instance, of State subsidies
+or national subsidies to sectarian institutions either of learning or of
+charity, I don't know why the first voice of warning should come from
+the Pulpit rather than<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_987" id="Page_987">[Pg 987]</a></span> from the Bar. Indeed, when the clergy initiate
+reforming movements it always seems to me as though there is need of
+rather more ballast in the boat, need of one of those great wheels which
+act as a check on the machinery in an engine; and the best fly-wheel is
+the layman. The tendency, you know, of the Pulpit is toward an
+unpractical sort of idealism. Its theories are all very good, but my
+professor in physics used to tell me that the best mathematical theory
+is put out of gear by friction when you come to illustrate it in
+practical physics, and so with even the best kind of theoretical
+philanthropy. The theoretical solution of the problems, social and
+economic, which confront us is put "out of gear" by facts, about which,
+alas, the clergy are not as careful as they are about their theory; and,
+therefore, I plead for a lay enthusiasm. But surely there is no better
+lay element than the legal to act as ballast for the clergy in pleading
+the cause of philanthropy and piety and righteousness.</p>
+
+<p>Then I would suggest first of all, that the Pulpit needs to leave the A,
+B, C's of morality, about which it has been pottering so long, and begin
+to spell words and sometimes have a reading lesson in morals. That is,
+that it should apply its principles to practical living issues and
+questions of the day. And I plead to the lawyers to come out once in
+awhile from the technicalities of practice, and from their worship of
+cleverness and success, and look to the mission which is laid on them,
+namely, to bear witness to justice and righteousness. [Applause.] My
+toast would be "Common sense in the Pulpit and a love of righteousness
+at the Bar."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_988" id="Page_988">[Pg 988]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>JAMES JEFFREY ROCHE</h2>
+
+
+
+<h4>THE PRESS</h4>
+
+<blockquote><p>[Speech of James Jeffrey Roche at the banquet of the Friendly Sons of
+St. Patrick, New York City, March 17, 1894. John D. Crimmins presided.
+Mr. Roche, as editor of the "Boston Pilot," responded for "The Press."]</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen of the Friendly Sons of St.
+Patrick:</span>&mdash;I am deeply sensible of the honor you have done me in
+inviting me to respond to the toast which has just been read.</p>
+
+<p>The virtues of the Press are so many and so self-evident that they
+scarcely need a eulogist. Even the newspapers recognize and admit them.
+If you had asked a New York journalist to sing the praises of his craft,
+his native and professional modesty would have embarrassed his voice. If
+you had asked a Chicagoan, the honorable chairman would have been
+compelled to resort to cloture before the orator got through. If you had
+asked a Philadelphian, he would have been in bed by this hour.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore, you wisely went to the city which not only produces all the
+virtues&mdash;but puts them up in cans, for export to all the world. We do
+not claim to know everything, in Boston&mdash;but we do know where to find
+it. We have an excellent newspaper press, daily and weekly, and should
+either or both ever, by any chance, fail to know anything&mdash;past,
+present, or to come&mdash;we have a Monday Lectureship, beside which the
+Oracle of Delphi was a last year's almanac. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I met a man, on the train, yesterday&mdash;a New York man (he said he
+was)&mdash;of very agreeable manners. He told me what his business was, and
+when I told him my business in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_989" id="Page_989">[Pg 989]</a></span> New York, he surprised me by asking:
+"What are you going to say to them in your speech that will be real
+sassy, and calculated to make all their pet corns ache?" I told him I
+did not know what he meant, that of course I should say nothing but the
+most pleasant things I could think of; that, in fact, I intended to read
+my speech, lest, in the agitation of the moment, I might overlook some
+complimentary impromptu little touch. Then he laughed and said: "Why,
+that isn't the way to do at all&mdash;in New York. It is easy to see you are
+a stranger, and don't read the papers. The correct thing nowadays is for
+the guest to criticise his entertainers. Mayor So-and-So always does it.
+And only last year&mdash;it was at an Irish banquet, too&mdash;the speaker of the
+evening, a Down-Easter like yourself, just spilled boiling vitriol over
+the whole company, and rubbed it in."</p>
+
+<p>I told him I didn't believe that story, and asked him to tell me the
+gentleman's name. And he only answered me, evasively: "I didn't say he
+was a gentleman."</p>
+
+<p>I trust I know better than to say anything uncomplimentary about the
+Press of New York, which compiles, or constructs, news for the whole
+Continent, not only before our slower communities have heard of the
+things chronicled, but often, with commendable enterprise, before they
+have happened.</p>
+
+<p>I admire the Press of New York. There are a great many Boston men on it,
+and I have no mission to reform it. In New York, when you have a surplus
+of journalistic talent, you export it to London, where it is out of
+place&mdash;some of it. The feverish race for priority, which kills off so
+many American journalists, sometimes, it would seem, almost before their
+time (but that is a matter of opinion), is unknown in London. A man who
+reads the "London Times," regularly and conscientiously, is guaranteed
+forever against insomnia. London "Punch" is a paper which the severest
+ascetic may read, all through Lent, without danger to his sobriety of
+soul.</p>
+
+<p>London gets even with you, too. You send her an Astor, and she
+retaliates with a Stead. We ought to deal gently with Mr. Stead; for he
+says that we are all children of the one "Anglo-Saxon" family&mdash;without
+regard to race, color, or previous condition of servitude. He avers that
+England<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_990" id="Page_990">[Pg 990]</a></span> looks upon America as a brother, and that may be so. It is not
+easy, at this distance of time, to know just how Romulus looked upon
+Remus, how Esau looked upon Jacob, how Cain looked upon Abel&mdash;but I have
+no doubt that it was in about the same light that England looks upon
+America&mdash;fraternally! But she ought not to afflict us with Mr. Stead. We
+have enough to bear without him.</p>
+
+<p>We know that the Press has its faults and its weaknesses. We can see
+them every day, in our miserable contemporaries, and we do not shirk the
+painful duty of pointing them out. We know that it has also virtues,
+manifold, and we do not deny them, when an appreciative audience
+compliments us upon them. A conscientious journalist never shrinks from
+the truth, even when it does violence to his modesty. In fact, he tells
+the truth under all circumstances, or nearly all. If driven to the
+painful alternative of choosing between that which is new and that which
+is true, he wisely decides that "truth" is mighty, and will prevail,
+whereas news won't keep. Nevertheless, it is a safe rule not to believe
+everything that you see in the papers. Advertisers are human, and liable
+to err.</p>
+
+<p>Lamartine predicted, long ago, that before the end of the present
+century the Press would be the whole literature of the world. His
+prediction is almost verified already. The multiplication and the
+magnitude of newspapers present, not a literary, but an economic
+problem. The Sunday paper alone has grown, within a decade, from a
+modest quarto to a volume of 48, 60, 96, 120 pages, with the stream
+steadily rising and threatening the levees on both banks. At a similar
+rate of expansion in the next ten years, it will be made up of not less
+than 1,000 pages, and the man who undertakes to read it will be liable
+to miss First Mass.</p>
+
+<p>The thoughtful provision of giving away a "farm coupon" with every
+number may avert trouble for a time, but it will be only for a time. The
+reader will need a farm, on which to spread out and peruse his purchase;
+but the world is small, and land has not the self-inflating quality of
+paper.</p>
+
+<p>But to speak more seriously: Is modern journalism, then, nothing but a
+reflection of the frivolity of the day, of the passing love of
+notoriety? I say no! I believe that the day of sensational journalism,
+of the blanket sheet and the fear<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_991" id="Page_991">[Pg 991]</a></span>ful woodcut, is already passing away.
+Quantity cannot forever overcome quality, in that or any other field.
+When we think of the men who have done honor to the newspaper
+profession, we do not think so proudly of this or that one who "scooped"
+his contemporaries with the first, or "exclusive," report of a murder or
+a hanging, but of men like the late George W. Childs, whom all true
+journalists honor and lament.</p>
+
+<p>We think of the heroes of the pen, who carried their lives in their
+hands as they went into strange, savage countries, pioneers of
+civilization. It would be invidious to mention names, where the roll is
+so long and glorious; but I think, at the moment, of O'Donovan, Forbes,
+Stanley, Burnaby, Collins, and our own Irish-American, MacGahan, the
+great-hearted correspondent, who changed the political map of Eastern
+Europe by exposing the Bulgarian atrocities. The instinct which impelled
+those men was the same which impelled Columbus.</p>
+
+<p>I think, in another field, of the noblest man I have ever known, the
+truest, most chivalrous gentleman, a newspaper man, an editor&mdash;I am
+proud to say, an Irish-American editor&mdash;the memory of whose honored
+name, I well know, is the only excuse for my being here to-night&mdash;John
+Boyle O'Reilly! You have honored his name more than once here to-night,
+and in honoring him you honor the profession which he so adorned.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_992" id="Page_992">[Pg 992]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>D. B. ST. JOHN ROOSA</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE SALT OF THE EARTH</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Dr. D. B. St. John Roosa, as President of the Holland
+Society of New York, at the eleventh annual dinner of the Society,
+New York City, January 15, 1896.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen, Members of the Holland Society, and our Honored
+Guests</span>:&mdash;My first duty is to welcome to our Board the
+representatives of the various societies who honor us by their presence:
+St. George's, St. Nicholas, New England, St. Andrew's, Colonial Order,
+and Colonial Wars, Southern Society, the Holland Society welcomes you
+most heartily. I ought to say that the Holland Society, as at present
+constituted, could run a Police Board [applause], furnish the Mayors for
+two cities, and judges to order, to decide on any kind of a case. As a
+matter of fact, when they get hard up down-town for a judge, they just
+send up to the man who happens to be President of the Holland Society
+and say "Now we want a judge," and we send Van Hoesen, Beekman, Truax,
+or Van Wyck. [Applause.] They are all right. They are Dutch, and they
+will do. [Laughter.] All the people say it does not make any difference
+about their politics, so long as the blood is right.</p>
+
+<p>Now, gentlemen, seriously, I thank you very sincerely for the honor
+which you have conferred upon me&mdash;and which I was not able, on account
+of circumstances entirely beyond my control, to acknowledge at the
+annual meeting of the Society&mdash;in making me your President. I do not
+think there is any honor in the world that compares with it, and if you
+think over the names of the Presidents of this Society you may imagine
+that a doctor, especially knowing what the Dutch in South Africa think
+of doctors just now [laughter and applause], would have a mighty slim
+chance to come<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_993" id="Page_993">[Pg 993]</a></span> in against a Van Vorst, a Roosevelt, a Van Hoesen, a
+Beekman, a Van Wyck, or a Van Norden. But my name is not Jameson.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, there seems to be an impression that the Holland Society,
+because it does not have a Club-house&mdash;and it may have a Club-house,
+that remains for you to decide; and because it does not have a great
+many other things, has no reason for its existence. But, gentlemen,
+there is one sufficient reason for the existence of the Hollanders in a
+Society. We have eight hundred and forty members, and each one of us has
+a function&mdash;to teach our neighboring Yankees just exactly what we are,
+whence we came, and where we mean to go. [Laughter and applause.] The
+colossal ignorance of the ordinary New Englander [laughter and
+applause]&mdash;I mean in regard to the Dutch [laughter]&mdash;is something that I
+would delineate were it not for the presence of the President of the
+Mayflower Society. [Renewed laughter.] Why, it was only the other night
+that at one of these entertainments when I was representing you and
+doing the best I could with my medal and my ribbon, that a friend came
+up to me and said: "You belong to the Holland Society, don't you?" I
+said, "Yes." "Well," he said," you Dutch did lick us on the Excise
+question, didn't you?" [Great laughter and applause.] Now what are you
+going to do with a people like that? We got the credit of that thing,
+anyhow. [Renewed laughter.] There is a Governor of Connecticut here
+to-night [P. C. Lounsbury], and I was going to say something about
+Governors of Connecticut of years and years ago. A man could not
+properly relate the history of New Amsterdam without remarking on the
+Governors of Connecticut, but out of respect to the distinguished
+gentleman, whom we all delight to honor, I shall draw it very mild. I
+shall only tell one or two things that those Governors of Connecticut
+used to do. There was one of them, I have forgotten his name and I am
+glad I have [laughter], who used to say in all his letters to his
+subordinates when they were pushing us to the wall and getting the
+English over to help them push: "Don't you say anything to those people,
+don't you talk to those people, but always keep crowding the Dutch."
+[Laughter.] That is what a Connecticut Governor gave as official advice
+years<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_994" id="Page_994">[Pg 994]</a></span> ago. And they did crowd us. But Governor Lounsbury told me that
+if they really had their rights Manhattan Island would belong to
+Connecticut. So you see they are crowding the Dutch still. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Now, every once in a while, one of these New Englanders that owns the
+earth, especially that little stone portion called Plymouth Rock, which
+we never begrudged them, gets up at a great dinner and reads a fine
+speech and talks about civil and religious liberty which the Puritan
+came over to cause to flourish. Why, the poor Puritan did not know any
+more about religious liberty than an ordinary horse does about
+astronomy. What the Puritan came over here for, was to get a place to do
+what he liked, in his own way, without interference from anybody else,
+with power to keep everybody out that wanted to do anything the least
+bit different from his way. [Great laughter and applause. A voice&mdash;"I'm
+glad I voted for you."] I never can get elected from New England.</p>
+
+<p>I want to tell you just a thing or two about this business. The Dutch
+tried very hard to teach them civil and religious liberty before they
+came over, and then they put the Yankees in a ship and sent them over
+from Leyden and Delfshaven, saying: "It is utterly useless; we cannot
+teach you." [Great laughter.] But we came over to New Amsterdam and we
+had free schools in New York until the English took the city by
+treachery when there was only Peter Stuyvesant to fire one gun against
+the invaders, and then they abolished free schools and had their church
+ones, and they are fighting over that question in England now. Free
+schools! New York established them when we were free again, years and
+years afterwards, but they are an invention of the Dutch.</p>
+
+<p>Civil and religious liberty! it was born in Holland, it was nourished by
+the valor of the Beggars of the Sea, and finally it began to grow into
+the minds of the peoples of the earth, that it was not only right to
+enjoy your own religion, but it was also right to let your neighbor
+enjoy his. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Then there is another story, that the English conquered Manhattan
+Island, and that we are here by the grace of any people on earth except
+our own. That is another mistake. Just read Theodore Roosevelt's "Rise
+of New York."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_995" id="Page_995">[Pg 995]</a></span> [Great laughter.] Now I am going to tell you this story
+because you must go up to Ulster County and up to Dutchess and Albany
+Counties, and you must tell every Yankee you meet the truth about this,
+and not let him talk any more about the English having subjugated the
+Dutch.</p>
+
+<p>It is true the English captured Manhattan Island, but nine years
+afterwards Admiral Evertsen and another Admiral whose name escapes me,
+came up the harbor in two frigates with guns well shotted, got beyond
+Staten Island, and gave the military authorities of New York notice that
+they were going to take that town, and granted them thirty minutes to
+make up their minds whether they would give it up or not. When the
+thirty minutes elapsed, six hundred Dutch troops were landed just back
+of where Trinity Church now is, and New York became New Amsterdam again.
+Then how did we lose it? Because the Dutch States-General, which did not
+know enough, in deciding between New York and Surinam, to choose New
+York, took Surinam, and they have been wishing ever since they never had
+been born. Now talk about anybody conquering the Dutch! We generally get
+there. They sometimes say: "That is all very well, they were very brave
+people and all that, but they don't do anything now." Waterloo, Van
+Speyk, Majuba Hill, and the Boers of the Transvaal show what their
+courage has been in the later generations. What are the Dutch? Why, we
+are the salt of the earth! We do not pretend to be the bread and butter
+and the cheese, but we are the salt [laughter], and I think the Boers in
+South Africa very lately salted some people I know of. [Great laughter
+and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>If you want to see a city that is well salted, look at New York. Go to
+the St. Nicholas Society dinner and see that grand assembly; if there is
+ever a society in New York that is well salted with Dutch, that is, and
+we are all proud of it. And so it is with every other society, New York
+society, but not on the paternal side! [Great laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>But if you want to see a place where the Yankee is salt, pepper, bread,
+butter, and everything, go to Boston. It is a great city. That is all
+right. But we prefer New York, and we prefer just what God has ordained
+us to be&mdash;the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_996" id="Page_996">[Pg 996]</a></span> people not always getting the credit of it, but always
+accomplishing all the good that is ever accomplished on the face of the
+earth! [Laughter and applause.] Now you may think that I have not
+whooped it up enough for the Dutch [great laughter], so I will go on,
+just for a minute.</p>
+
+<p>The State of North Carolina is always talking about having had a
+Declaration of Independence in Mecklenburg County, about six months
+before they had one in Philadelphia. Why, the Dutch farmers up in the
+Mamacotting Valley of Ulster County signed a Declaration of Independence
+in April, 1775, and they would have signed it six months before if the
+New York Council of Safety had given it to them! [Laughter.] This same
+New England gentleman to whom I have alluded&mdash;I have it rather mixed up
+in my mind which gentleman said it&mdash;but some one said that the New
+Englanders were very unwilling to part from the English, who were
+patronizing them with tea and stamps. Why, the liberty boys of New York
+had made up their minds many months before the Declaration of
+Independence. The Dutch, and notably the Scotch-Irish, had made up their
+minds. As I say, up in Ulster County they circulated that Declaration of
+Independence a year and three months before it was really signed
+in Philadelphia. They knew what they meant. They said, "We shall never
+be slaves." If you will excuse the fact that I did have a
+great-grandfather&mdash;I am happy to say that my great-grandfather signed
+that paper and he had a commission in the Continental Army, which I
+possess, signed by John Hancock, and he was at Saratoga. He was in the
+2d New York Line. The Dutch knew that what we wanted was to be a free
+and independent people, even if our friends over there had not made up
+their minds. The Dutch are satisfied with a very modest position in the
+world&mdash;so that they have the goods and control its destinies. [Great
+laughter.] Others may call it New York, if they like, or Manhattan, but
+we call it Dutch.</p>
+
+<p>Now this Society, gentlemen, has a great work before it; our President,
+who is very much like the President of the French Republic, goes around
+with a big ribbon, but he has no authority of any kind whatever. He
+might have some at the Board of Trustees meeting, but that is such an
+orderly set that there is no use for authority there, and as<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_997" id="Page_997">[Pg 997]</a></span> for the
+dinner, Judge Van Hoesen and Mr. Van Schaick manage it very well. But
+the President does not wish any authority, and glories in the great
+honor, which it seems to him to be one that any one in this Society
+might be proud of. We have, however, work to do, and in that your
+President, by your grace, as a private member and as a trustee, hopes to
+co-operate with you.</p>
+
+<p>It is a strange thing that this great city of New York has allowed the
+Puritans first to commemorate the virtues of their heroic race which we
+all admire, and all love to speak of in terms of praise in our serious
+moments. It is strange that Central Park is adorned by them with that
+beautiful statue, while the Dutch have no monument. I well remember the
+day that that silver-tongued orator, George William Curtis, made the
+dedication address. But why is it that on this Hudson, which was first
+ploughed by a Dutch keel, over which first of all a Dutch flag floated,
+along this Hudson which was first discovered and explored and made
+habitable by Dutch industry and Dutch thrift, there is no Dutch monument
+to which we may proudly point as we pass by. There ought to be a statue
+of that great Dutchman, William the Silent, on Riverside Drive. [Great
+applause.] Do you ever think of him? Do you ever think of his career,
+that of the prototype of our own Washington? At fifteen years of age the
+companion of an emperor; at twenty-one years of age, the commander of a
+great army, and later giving up wealth and pomp and power, preferring to
+be among the people of God, than to dwell at ease in the tents of
+wickedness; giving up everything for a life of tedious struggle in the
+cold marshes of the Netherlands, finally to die at the hand of an
+assassin with a prayer for his country upon his lips as he passed away.
+He was the first human being on the face of this earth, who fairly and
+fully understood the principles of religious and civic freedom. This
+great city, the exemplifier of those principles to which it owes so much
+for its prosperity and magnificence, has not yet commemorated that man.
+How long shall it be, sons of Hollanders, before William the Silent
+shall be there looking out upon the Hudson and lifted on high as an
+example for all time? I hope our eyes will see the day! [Great
+applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_998" id="Page_998">[Pg 998]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>THEODORE ROOSEVELT</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE HOLLANDER AS AN AMERICAN</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Theodore Roosevelt at the eleventh annual dinner of the
+Holland Society of New York, January 15, 1896. The President, Dr.
+D. B. St. John Roosa, said: "The next regular toast is: 'The
+Hollander as an American,' and I shall have the pleasure of
+introducing a gentleman who is a member of this Society, and,
+therefore, descended on the male line [laughter] from some one who
+came here before 1675, is it not? [A voice&mdash;"That is right; 1675."]
+One of the first Roosevelts came very near outstripping Robert
+Fulton and inventing the steamboat. He did invent a steamboat, and
+you know the Roosevelts have had something of a steamboat in them
+ever since. Now there is another thing I want you Dutchmen to teach
+the Yankees to do&mdash;pronounce his name Rosavelt and not Rusevelt.
+And, by the way, mine is pronounced Rosa too. Now Mr. Roosevelt is
+a man, evidently, who has the courage of his convictions [A
+Voice&mdash;"That is right." Applause], and it will be a cold day for
+the party to which he belongs if they undertake to turn him down. I
+hoped that you all thought so. There was an old darky that used to
+say about the Commandments: 'Yes, preacher, they are all right, but
+in this here neighborhood the eighth Commandment ought to be taught
+with some discreetions.' [Great laughter.] [A Voice: "Which is the
+eighth Commandment?"] 'Thou shalt not steal.' Now in New York there
+are some people who think there are some commandments that ought to
+be taught with some 'discreetions.' But they had better alter their
+law if they don't like it, and they had better not put a Dutchman
+in office after an oath to enforce the law and then ask him why he
+does enforce it. [Great applause.] This gentleman does not need any
+introduction, evidently&mdash;the Hon. Theodore Roosevelt." [Great
+applause. Three cheers were proposed and given for Mr. Roosevelt. A
+Voice: "Tiger!"] Mr. Roosevelt: "In the presence of the judiciary,
+no!" [Laughter.] There was great cheering when Mr. Roosevelt rose
+to respond.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President, Gentlemen, and Brethren of the Holland
+Society</span>:&mdash;I am more than touched, if you will permit me to begin
+rather seriously, by the way you have greeted me to-night. When I was in
+Washington, there <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_999" id="Page_999">[Pg 999]</a></span>was a story in reference to a certain President,
+who was not popular with some of his own people in a particular Western
+State. One of its Senators went to the White House and said he wanted a
+friend of his appointed postmaster of Topeka. The President's Private
+Secretary said: "I am very sorry, indeed, sir, but the President wants
+to appoint a personal friend." Thereupon the Senator said: "Well, for
+God's sake, if he has one friend in Kansas, let him appoint him!" [Great
+laughter.]<br /><br /></p>
+
+<p><a name="roosevelt" id="roosevelt"></a></p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img998.jpg" alt="THEODORE ROOSEVELT" title="THEODORE ROOSEVELT" /></div>
+
+<h4><i>THEODORE ROOSEVELT</i></h4>
+
+<p class='center'><i>Photogravure after a photograph from life</i></p>
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<p>There have been periods during which the dissembled eulogies of the able
+press and my relations with about every politician of every party and
+every faction have made me feel I would like to know whether I had one
+friend in New York, and here I feel I have many. [Great applause.] And
+more than that, gentlemen, I should think ill of myself and think that I
+was a discredit to the stock from which I sprang if I feared to go on
+along the path that I deemed right, whether I had few friends or many.
+[Cries of "Good! Good!" and great applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I am glad to answer to the toast, "The Hollander as an American." The
+Hollander was a good American, because the Hollander was fitted to be a
+good citizen. There are two branches of government which must be kept on
+a high plane, if any nation is to be great. A nation must have laws that
+are honestly and fearlessly administered, and a nation must be ready, in
+time of need, to fight [applause], and we men of Dutch descent have here
+to-night these gentlemen of the same blood as ourselves who represent
+New York so worthily on the bench, and a Major-General of the Army of
+the United States. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>It seems to me, at times, that the Dutch in America have one or two
+lessons to teach. We want to teach the very refined and very cultivated
+men who believe it impossible that the United States can ever be right
+in a quarrel with another nation&mdash;a little of the elementary virtue of
+patriotism. [Cries of "Good! Good!" and applause.] And we also wish to
+teach our fellow-citizens that laws are put on the statute books to be
+enforced [cries of "Hear! Hear!" and applause]; and that if it is not
+intended they shall be enforced, it is a mistake to put a Dutchman in
+office to enforce them.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1000" id="Page_1000">[Pg 1000]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The lines put on the programme underneath my toast begin: "America!
+half-brother of the world!" America, half-brother of the world&mdash;and all
+Americans full brothers one to the other. That is the way that the line
+should be concluded. The prime virtue of the Hollander here in America
+and the way in which he has most done credit to his stock as a
+Hollander, is that he has ceased to be a Hollander and has become an
+American, absolutely. [Great applause.] We are not Dutch-Americans. We
+are not "Americans" with a hyphen before it. We are Americans pure and
+simple, and we have a right to demand that the other people whose stocks
+go to compose our great nation, like ourselves, shall cease to be aught
+else and shall become Americans. [Cries of "Hear! Hear!" and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>And further than that, we have another thing to demand, and that is that
+if they do honestly and in good faith become Americans, those shall be
+regarded as infamous who dare to discriminate against them because of
+creed or because of birthplace. When New Amsterdam had but a few hundred
+souls, among those few hundred souls no less than eighteen different
+race-stocks were represented, and almost as many creeds as there were
+race-stocks, and the great contribution that the Hollander gave to the
+American people was, as your President has so ably said, the inestimable
+lesson of complete civil and religious liberty. It would be honor enough
+for this stock to have been the first to put on American soil the public
+school, the great engine for grinding out American citizens, the one
+institution for which Americans should stand more stiffly than for aught
+other. [Great applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Whenever America has demanded of her sons that they should come to her
+aid, whether in time of peace or in time of war, the Americans of Dutch
+stock have been among the first to spring to the aid of the country. We
+earnestly hope that there will not in the future be any war with any
+power, but assuredly if there should be such a war one thing may be
+taken for certain, and that is that every American of Dutch descent will
+be found on the side of the United States. We give the amplest credit,
+that some people now, to their shame, grudge to the profession of arms,
+which we have here to-night represented by a man, who, when he has<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1001" id="Page_1001">[Pg 1001]</a></span> the
+title of a Major-General of the Army of the United States [Thomas H.
+Ruger], has a title as honorable as any that there is on the wide earth.
+[Applause.] We also need to teach the lesson, that the Hollander taught,
+of not refusing to do the small things because the day of large things
+had not yet come or was in the past; of not waiting until the chance may
+come to distinguish ourselves in arms, and meanwhile neglecting the
+plain, prosaic duties of citizenship which call upon us every hour,
+every day of our lives.</p>
+
+<p>The Dutch kept their freedom in the great contest with Spain, not merely
+because they warred valiantly, but because they did their duty as
+burghers in their cities, because they strove according to the light
+that was in them to be good citizens and to act as such. And we all here
+to-night should strive so to live that we Americans of Dutch descent
+shall not seem to have shrunk in this respect, compared to our fathers
+who spoke another tongue and lived under other laws beyond the ocean; so
+that it shall be acknowledged in the end to be what it is, a discredit
+to a man if he does not in times of peace do all that in him lies to
+make the government of the city, the government of the country, better
+and cleaner by his efforts. [Great applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I spoke of the militant spirit as if it may only be shown in time of
+war. I think that if any of you gentlemen, no matter how peaceful you
+may naturally be, and I am very peaceful naturally [laughter], if you
+would undertake the administration of the Police Department you would
+have plenty of fighting on hand before you would get through [renewed
+laughter]; and if you are true to your blood you will try to do the best
+you can, fighting or not fighting. You will make up your mind that you
+will make mistakes, because you won't make anything if you don't make
+some mistakes, and you will go forward according to your lights, utterly
+heedless of what either politicians or newspapers may say, knowing that
+if you act as you feel bound according to your conscience to act, you
+will then at least have the right when you go out of office, however
+soon [laughter], to feel that you go out without any regret, and to feel
+that you have, according to your capacity, warred valiantly for what you
+deemed to be the right. [Great applause.]</p>
+
+<p>These, then, are the qualities that I should claim for the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1002" id="Page_1002">[Pg 1002]</a></span> Hollander as
+an American: In the first place, that he has cast himself without
+reservation into the current of American life; that he is an American,
+pure and simple, and nothing else. In the next place, that he works hand
+in hand and shoulder to shoulder with his fellow Americans, without any
+regard to differences of creed or to differences of race and religion,
+if only they are good Americans. [Great applause.] In the third place,
+that he is willing, when the need shall arise, to fight for his country;
+and in the fourth place, and finally, that he recognizes that this is a
+country of laws and not men, that it is his duty as an honest citizen to
+uphold the laws, to strive for honesty, to strive for a decent
+administration, and to do all that in him lies, by incessant, patient
+work in our government, municipal or national, to bring about the day
+when it shall be taken as a matter of course that every public official
+is to execute a law honestly, and that no capacity in a public officer
+shall atone if he is personally dishonest. [Tremendous applause.]</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>TRUE AMERICANISM AND EXPANSION</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Theodore Roosevelt at the nineteenth annual dinner of
+the New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1898.
+The President, William B. Davenport, in calling upon Theodore
+Roosevelt to speak to the toast, "The Day we Celebrate," said: "For
+many years we have been celebrating this day and looking at
+ourselves through Yankee eyes. To-night it is to be given us to see
+ourselves as others see us. We have with us one of whom it may be
+said, to paraphrase the epitaph in the Welsh churchyard:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+"'A Dutchman born, at Harvard bred,<br />
+In Cuba travelled, but not yet dead.'<br />
+</p>
+
+<p>In response to this toast, I have the honor of introducing Hon.
+Theodore Roosevelt."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President, Ladies and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;The gentleman on my
+right, with the unmistakably Puritan name of McKelway, in the issue of
+the "Eagle" to-night alluded to me as a Yankeeized Hollander. I am a
+middling good Yankee. I always felt that at these dinners of the New
+England Society, to which I come a trifle more readily than to any other
+like affairs, I and the president of the Friendly Sons of St. Patrick,
+who is also invariably in attendance, repre<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1003" id="Page_1003">[Pg 1003]</a></span>sent, what you would say,
+the victims tied to the wheels of the Roman chariot of triumph. You see
+I am half Irish myself, and, as I told a New England Senator with whom I
+am intimate, when he remarked that the Dutch had been conquered by the
+New Englanders, "the Irish have avenged us."</p>
+
+<p>I want to say to you seriously, and, singularly enough, right along the
+lines of the admirable speech made by your President, a few words on the
+day we celebrate and what it means.</p>
+
+<p>As the years go by, this nation will realize more and more that the year
+that has just passed has given to every American the right to hold his
+head higher as a citizen of the great Republic, which has taken a long
+stride forward toward its proper place among the nations of the world. I
+have scant sympathy with this mock humanitarianism, a mock
+humanitarianism which is no more alien to the spirit of true religion
+than it is to the true spirit of civilization, which would prevent the
+great, free, liberty and order-loving races of the earth doing their
+duty in the world's waste spaces because there must needs be some rough
+surgery at the outset. I do not speak simply of my own country. I hold
+that throughout the world every man who strives to be both efficient and
+moral&mdash;and neither quality is worth anything without the other&mdash;that
+every man should realize that it is for the interests of mankind to have
+the higher supplant the lower life. Small indeed is my sympathy with
+those people who bemoan the fact, sometimes in prose, sometimes in even
+weaker verse, that the champions of civilization and of righteousness
+have overcome the champions of barbarism or of an outworn tyranny,
+whether the conflict be fought by the Russian heralds of civilization in
+Turkestan, by the English champion of the higher life in the Eastern
+world, or by the men who upheld the Stars and Stripes as they freed the
+people of the tropic islands of the sea from the medi&aelig;val tyranny of
+Spain.</p>
+
+<p>I do not ask that you look at this policy from a merely national
+standpoint, although if you are good Americans you must look from the
+national standpoint first. I ask that you look at it from the standpoint
+of civilization, from the standpoint of righteousness, and realize that
+it is better for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1004" id="Page_1004">[Pg 1004]</a></span> the men who are as yet ages behind us in the struggle
+upward that they be helped upward, and that it does not cease to be
+better for them, merely because it is better for us also. As I say, cast
+aside the selfish view. Consider whether or not it is better that the
+brutal barbarism of northern Asia should be supplanted by the
+civilization of Russia, which has not yet risen to what we of the
+Occident are proud to claim as our standard, but which, as it stands, is
+tens of centuries in advance of that of the races it supplants. Again,
+from the standpoint of the outsider, look at the improvement worked by
+the Englishmen in all the islands of the sea and all the places on the
+dark continents where the British flag has been planted; seriously
+consider the enormous, the incalculable betterment that comes at this
+moment to ninety-five per cent. of the people who have been cowering
+under the inconceivably inhuman rule of Mahdism in the Sudan because it
+has been supplanted by the reign of law and of justice. I ask you to
+read the accounts of the Catholic missionary priests, the Austrian
+priests who suffered under Mahdism, to read in their words what they
+have suffered under conditions that have gone back to the stone age in
+the middle of the nineteenth century. Then you will realize that the
+Sirdar and his troops were fighting the battle of righteousness as truly
+as ever it was fought by your ancestors and mine two or three or four
+centuries ago.</p>
+
+<p>I think you can now understand that I admire what other nations have
+done in this regard, and, therefore, that you will believe that I speak
+with sincerity when I speak of what we ourselves have done. Thank heaven
+that we of this generation, to whom was denied the chance of taking part
+in the greatest struggle for righteousness that this century has seen,
+the great Civil War, have at least been given the chance to see our
+country take part in the world movement that has gone on around about
+us. Of course it was partly for our own interest, but it was also
+largely a purely disinterested movement. It is a good thing for this
+nation that it should be lifted up beyond simply material matters. It is
+a good thing for us that we should have interests outside of our own
+borders. It is a good thing for us that we must look outward; that we
+must consider more than the question of exports and imports; that we
+must consider more<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1005" id="Page_1005">[Pg 1005]</a></span> than whether or not in one decade we have increased
+one and a half per cent. more than the average rate of increase in
+wealth or not. It is a good thing that we of this nation should keep in
+mind, and should have vividly brought before us the fact to which your
+ancestors, Mr. President and members of this Society, owe their
+greatness; that while it pays a people to pay heed to material matters,
+it pays infinitely better to treat material as absolutely second to
+moral considerations. I am glad for the sake of America that we have
+seen the American Army and the American Navy driving the Spaniard from
+the Western world. I am glad that the descendants of the Puritan and the
+Hollander should have completed the work begun, when Drake and Hawkins
+and Frobisher singed the beard of the King of Spain, and William the
+Silent fought to the death to free Holland. I am glad we did it for our
+own sake, but I am infinitely more glad because we did it to free the
+people of the islands of the sea and tried to do good to them.</p>
+
+<p>I have told you why I am glad, because of what we have done. Let me add
+my final word as to why I am anxious about it. We have driven out the
+Spaniards. This did not prove for this nation a very serious task. Now
+we are approaching the really serious task. Now it behooves us to show
+that we are capable of doing infinitely better the work which we blame
+the Spaniards for doing so badly; and woe to us unless we do show not
+merely a slight but a well-nigh immeasurable improvement! We have
+assumed heavy burdens, heavy responsibilities. I have no sympathy with
+the men who cry out against our assuming them. If this great nation, if
+this nation with its wealth, with its continental vastness of domain,
+with its glorious history, with its memory of Washington and Lincoln, of
+its statesmen and soldiers and sailors, the builders and the wielders of
+commonwealths, if this nation is to stand cowering back because it is
+afraid to undertake tasks lest they prove too formidable, we may well
+suppose that the decadence of our race has begun. No; the tasks are
+difficult, and all the more for that reason let us gird up our loins and
+go out to do them. But let us meet them, realizing their difficulty; not
+in a spirit of levity, but in a spirit of sincere and earnest desire to
+do our duty as it is given us to see our duty. Let us not do it in the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1006" id="Page_1006">[Pg 1006]</a></span>
+spirit of sentimentality, not saying we must at once give universal
+suffrage to the people of the Philippines&mdash;they are unfit for it. Do not
+let us mistake the shadow for the substance. We have got to show the
+practical common sense which was combined with the fervent religion of
+the Puritan; the combination which gave him the chance to establish here
+that little group of commonwealths which more than any others have
+shaped the spirit and destiny of this nation; we must show both
+qualities.</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, if one of the islands which we have acquired is not fit to
+govern itself, then we must govern it until it is fit. If you cannot
+govern it according to the principles of the New England town
+meeting&mdash;because the Philippine Islander is not a New Englander&mdash;if you
+cannot govern it according to these principles, then find out the
+principles upon which you can govern it, and apply those principles.
+Fortunately, while we can and ought with wisdom to look abroad for
+examples, and to profit by the experience of other nations, we are
+already producing, even in this brief period, material of the proper
+character within our own border, men of our own people, who are showing
+us what to do with these islands. A New Englander, a man who would be
+entitled to belong to this Society, a man who is in sympathy with all
+that is best and most characteristic of the New England spirit, both
+because of his attitude in war and of his attitude toward civic morality
+in time of peace, is at present giving us a good object lesson in
+administering those tropic provinces. I allude to my former commander,
+the present Governor-General of Santiago, Major-General Leonard Wood.
+General Wood has before him about as difficult a task as man could well
+have. He is now intrusted with the supreme government of a province
+which has been torn by the most hideously cruel of all possible civil
+wars for the last three years, which has been brought down to a
+condition of savage anarchy, and from which our armies, when they
+expelled the armies of Spain, expelled the last authoritative
+representatives of what order there still was in the province. To him
+fell the task of keeping order, of preventing the insurgent visiting
+upon the Spaniard his own terrible wrongs, of preventing the taking of
+that revenge which to his wild nature seemed eminently justifiable, the
+preserving of the rights of property, of keeping unharmed the people who
+had<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1007" id="Page_1007">[Pg 1007]</a></span> been pacific, and yet of gradually giving over the administration
+of the island to the people who had fought for its freedom, just as fast
+as, and no faster than, they proved that they could be trusted with it.
+He has gone about that task, devoted himself to it, body and soul,
+spending his strength, his courage, and perseverance, and in the face of
+incredible obstacles he has accomplished very, very much.</p>
+
+<p>Now, if we are going to administer the government of the West Indies
+Islands which we have acquired, and the Philippines, in a way that will
+be a credit to us and to our institutions, we must see that they are
+administered by the General Woods. We have got to make up our minds that
+we can only send our best men there; that we must then leave them as
+largely unhampered as may be. We must exact good results from them, but
+give them a large liberty in the methods of reaching these results. If
+we treat those islands as the spoil of the politician, we shall tread
+again the path which Spain has trod before, and we shall show ourselves
+infinitely more blameworthy than Spain, for we shall sin against the
+light, seeing the light.</p>
+
+<p>The President says that this is New England doctrine. So it is. It is
+Dutch doctrine, too. It is the doctrine of sound Americanism, the
+doctrine of common sense and common morality. I am an expansionist. I am
+glad we have acquired the islands we have acquired. I am not a bit
+afraid of the responsibilities which we have incurred; but neither am I
+blind to how heavy those responsibilities are. In closing my speech, I
+ask each of you to remember that he cannot shove the blame on others
+entirely, if things go wrong. This is a government by the people, and
+the people are to blame ultimately if they are misrepresented, just
+exactly as much as if their worst passions, their worst desires are
+represented; for in the one case it is their supineness that is
+represented exactly as in the other case it is their vice. Let each man
+here strive to make his weight felt on the side of decency and morality.
+Let each man here make his weight felt in supporting a truly American
+policy, a policy which decrees that we shall be free and shall hold our
+own in the face of other nations, but which decrees also that we shall
+be just, and that the peoples whose administration we have taken over
+shall have their condition made better and not worse by the fact that
+they have come under our sway.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1008" id="Page_1008">[Pg 1008]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>LORD ROSEBERY</h2>
+
+<h3>(ARCHIBALD PHILIP PRIMROSE)</h3>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>PORTRAIT AND LANDSCAPE PAINTING</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Lord Rosebery at the annual banquet of the Royal
+Academy, London, May 5, 1894. Sir Frederic Leighton, President of
+the Royal Academy, was in the chair, and in proposing "The Health
+of Her Majesty's Ministers," to which Lord Rosebery replied, he
+said: "No function could be more lofty, no problem is more complex
+than the governance of our Empire, so vast and various in land and
+folk as that which owns the sceptre of the Queen. No toast,
+therefore, claims a more respectful reception than that to which I
+now invite your cordial response&mdash;the health of the eminent
+statesmen in whose hands that problem lies&mdash;Her Majesty's
+Ministers. And not admiration only for high and various endowments,
+but memories also of a most sparkling speech delivered twelve
+months ago at this table, sharpens the gratification with which I
+call for response on the brilliant statesman who heads Her
+Majesty's Government, the Earl of Rosebery."]</p></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Your Royal Highness, My Lords, and Gentlemen</span>: No one, I think,
+can respond unmoved for the first time in such an assembly as this in
+the character in which I now stand before you. You have alluded, sir, to
+the speech which I delivered here last year. But I have to confess with
+a feeling of melancholy that since that period I have made a change for
+the worse. [Laughter.] I have had to exchange all those dreams of
+imagination to which I then alluded, which are, I believe, the proper
+concomitants of the Foreign Office intelligently wielded, and which, I
+have no doubt, my noble friend on my right sees in imagination as I did
+then&mdash;I have had to exchange all those dreams for the dreary and
+immediate prose of life&mdash;all the more dreary prose because a great deal
+of it is my own.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<p><a name="rosebery" id="rosebery"></a></p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img1008.jpg" alt="LORD ROSEBERY" title="LORD ROSEBERY" /></div>
+<h4><i>LORD ROSEBERY</i></h4>
+
+<p class='center'>(<i>ARCHIBALD PHILIP PRIMROSE</i>)</p>
+
+<p class='center'><i>Photogravure after a photograph from life</i></p>
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<p>There is one function, however, which has already de<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1009" id="Page_1009">[Pg 1009]</a></span>volved upon me,
+and which is not without interest for this Academy. My great
+predecessor, much to my regret, left in my hands the appointment of a
+successor to Sir Frederick Burton. That has cost me probably more
+trouble and travail than any other act of this young administration.
+[Laughter.] I have sought, and I have abundantly received, counsels, and
+it is after long consideration, and with the most earnest and
+conscientious desire to do not what is most agreeable to individuals
+themselves, but what is best for art in general, that I have nominated
+Mr. Poynter to succeed Sir Frederick Burton. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>I have at the same time made a change in the minute relating to the
+conditions of that post, which to a greater extent than was formerly the
+case associates the trustees of the National Gallery in the work of
+selection with the new director. The trustees have been hitherto rather
+those flies on the wheel of which we read in ancient fable. It is now
+proposed to make them working wheels, and to make them work well and
+co-operatively with the new director. ["Hear! Hear!"] I hope that this
+arrangement will be satisfactory in its results. But, Mr. President, I
+have long thought, as an individual, that the task of a Minister or of a
+Government in co-operating with the Royal Academy, and with those who
+have art at heart, ought not to end with a mere appointment of this
+description. I take a larger view of the responsibilities of my office,
+and I should be glad to offer to you with great respect a few
+suggestions that have recently occurred to me with regard to the present
+position of English art, which I regard with some misgivings.</p>
+
+<p>There is, first, the subject of portraiture. I am deeply concerned for
+the future condition of portrait-painting. It is not, as you may
+imagine, with any distrust whatever of those distinguished men who take
+a part in that branch of art; it is much more for the subjects that I am
+concerned. [Laughter.] And it is not so much with the subjects as with
+that important part of the subject which was illustrated in the famous
+work "Sartor Resartus," by the great Carlyle, that I chiefly trouble
+myself. How can it be that any man should make a decent portrait of his
+fellow-man in these days? No one can entertain so vindictive a hatred of
+his fellow-creature as to wish to paint him in the costume<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1010" id="Page_1010">[Pg 1010]</a></span> in which I
+am now addressing you. [Laughter.] I believe that that costume is
+practically dropped for all purposes of portraiture; and if that be so,
+in what costume is the Englishman of the present century to descend to
+remotest posterity through the vehicle of the gifted artists whom I see
+around me? We are not all sufficiently fortunate to be the Chancellor of
+the University. [Laughter and cheers.] We have not always even the happy
+chance to be a municipal dignitary, with a costume which I will not at
+present characterize. [Laughter.] We are not all of us masters of
+hounds; and I think that the robes of a peer, unattractive in their
+&aelig;sthetic aspect, have lost something of their popularity. [Laughter.]
+Again, the black velvet coat, with which we are accustomed to associate
+deep thought and artistic instincts, has become a little faded.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>I am told, and told four or five times every day in speeches delivered
+in various parts of the country, that I have no right to offer a
+criticism without offering a suggestive remedy. Well, Sir Frederic, I am
+prepared to offer my remedy for what it is worth, and for that reason I
+ask your co-operation. Why should not a committee of the Royal Academy
+gather together in order to find some chaste and interesting national
+costume, in which the distinguished men of the nineteenth century might
+descend to posterity without the drawbacks which I have pointed out?
+Robespierre had such a costume designed, and other great sumptuary
+legislators have had the same idea in their minds; and I would not push
+the suggestion so far as to imply that we should be compelled to wear
+this costume in ordinary life. It might be one kept to gratify the
+artistic instincts of those to whom we sit. [Laughter.] And I will make
+a practical suggestion by which this costume&mdash;when you, sir, have
+selected it&mdash;might be associated with the ordinary run of life. It might
+be made an official costume of a justice of the peace, and in that way
+the great mass of our fellow-countrymen, with only a few and
+insignificant exceptions, of whom I am one, might descend to remotest
+posterity in a graceful, becoming, and official costume. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>I pass on from that, because I should not limit myself to portraiture in
+a great survey of this kind; and I may say that I am seriously concerned
+for the prospects of landscape<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1011" id="Page_1011">[Pg 1011]</a></span> painting in this country. I have of late
+been doing a great deal of light travelling in behalf of the respectable
+firm which I represent [laughter], and I beg at once to give notice, in
+the hearing of the noble marquis who is more to your left [Lord
+Salisbury], that I now nail to the counter any proposal to call me a
+political bagman as wanting in originality and wit. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But I have been doing a certain amount of light travelling in behalf of
+our excellent and creditable firm. The other day, on returning from
+Manchester, I was deeply and hideously impressed with the fact that all
+along that line of railway which we traversed, the whole of a pleasing
+landscape was entirely ruined by appeals to the public to save their
+constitutions but ruin their &aelig;sthetic senses by a constant application
+of a particular form of pill. [Laughter and cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>Now, Sir Frederic, I view that prospect with the gravest misgiving. What
+is to become of our English landscape if it is to be simply a sanitary
+or advertising appliance? [Laughter.] I appeal to my right honorable
+friend the Chancellor of the Duchy [James Bryce], who sits opposite to
+me. His whole heart is bound up in a proposition for obtaining free
+access to the mountains of the Highlands. But what advantage will it be
+to him, or to those whose case he so justly and eloquently espouses, if
+at the top of Schiehallion, or any other mountain which you may have in
+your mind's eye, the bewildered climber can only find an advertisement
+of some remedy of the description of which I have mentioned [cheers], an
+advertisement of a kind common, I am sorry to say, in the United
+States&mdash;and I speak with reverence in the presence of the ambassador of
+that great community&mdash;but it would be in the Highlands distressing to
+the deer and infinitely perplexing even to the British tourist.
+[Laughter and cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>But I turned my eyes mentally from the land, and I said that, after all,
+the great painter of the present may turn to the sea, and there at least
+he is safe. There are effects on the ocean which no one can ruin, which
+not even a pill can impair. [Laughter.] But I was informed in
+confidence&mdash;it caused me some distress&mdash;that the same enterprising firm
+which has placarded our rural recesses, has offered a main<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1012" id="Page_1012">[Pg 1012]</a></span>sail free of
+expense to every ship that will accept it, on condition that it bears
+the same hideous legend upon it to which I have referred. [Laughter.]
+Think, Mr. President, of the feelings of the illustrious Turner if he
+returned to life to see the luggers and the coasting ships which he has
+made so glorious in his paintings, converted into a simple vehicle for
+the advertisement of a quack medicine&mdash;although I will not say "quack,"
+because that is actionable [laughter]&mdash;I will say of a medicine of which
+I do not know the properties. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But I turned my eyes beyond the land and ocean, and I turned them to the
+heavens, and I said, "There, at any rate, we are safe." The painter of
+the present may turn his eye from the land and ocean, but in the skies
+he can always find some great effect which cannot be polluted. At this
+moment I looked from the railway-carriage window, and I saw the skeleton
+of a gigantic tower arising. It had apparently been abandoned at a lofty
+stage, possibly in consequence of the workmen having found that they
+spoke different languages at the height at which they had arrived.
+[Laughter.] I made inquiries, and I found that it was the enterprise of
+a great speculator, who resides himself on a mountain, and who is
+equally prepared to bore under the ocean or ascend into the heavens. I
+was given to understand that this admirable erection comprised all the
+delights of a celestial occupation without any detachment from
+terrestrial pursuits. [Laughter.] But I am bound to say that if
+buildings of that kind are to cover this country, and if they are to be
+joined to the advertising efforts to which I have alluded, neither
+earth, nor sea, nor sky in Great Britain will be fit subject for any
+painter. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>What, then, is the part of Her Majesty's Government in this critical and
+difficult circumstance? We have&mdash;no, I will not say we have, because
+there would be a protest on the left&mdash;but different governments have
+added allotments to the attractions of rural neighborhoods. I venture to
+think that an allotment is not an unpicturesque thing. Certainly, small
+holdings are more picturesque than large holdings, but I do not say that
+from the point of view in which Sydney Smith said that the difference
+between the picturesque and the beautiful was that the rector's horse
+was beautiful, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1013" id="Page_1013">[Pg 1013]</a></span> that the curate's horse was picturesque. [Laughter.]
+I simply mean that a small holding is more picturesque than a large
+holding, and I think we may hope that the parish councils, if they meet,
+as they did in primeval times, under the shade of some large spreading
+oak, and not in the public house which we so much fear, as their
+headquarters, may yet add a picturesque feature to the rural landscape
+of Great Britain.</p>
+
+<p>But there is one feature at which a government can always aim as adding
+to the landscape of Great Britain. In a very famous but too little read
+novel, "Pelham," by the late Lord Lytton, there is a passage which
+always struck me greatly. It is where Pelham goes to see an uncle from
+whom he is to inherit a great estate, and he asks what the uncle has
+done to beautify that exquisite spot. The uncle says that he has done
+nothing but added the most beautiful feature of landscape, which is
+happy faces. Well, the Government in its immediate neighborhood has
+little to do with making happy faces. [Laughter.] It certainly does not
+make its opponents happy, except on rare occasions when it leaves
+office, and it is not always so fortunate as to make its supporters
+happy. [Laughter.] But I believe that in this country all governments do
+aim in their various ways and methods at making a happy population
+around them; and in that respect, in adding happy faces to the
+landscape, whether we fail or whether we succeed, we have a good-will in
+the work, and I am quite sure we have the hearty encouragement of the
+great and brilliant assembly which I address. [Loud cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1014" id="Page_1014">[Pg 1014]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>GEORGE AUGUSTUS SALA</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>FRIEND AND FOE</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of George Augustus Sala at a banquet given in his honor by
+the Lotos Club, January 10, 1885. The President, Whitelaw Reid, sat
+at the centre table, having on his right hand the guest of the
+evening. He said, in welcoming Mr. Sala: "The last time we met here
+it was my pleasant duty to give your welcome to an old friend. Now
+you make it my duty&mdash;still a pleasant one&mdash;to give your welcome to
+an old enemy. ["Hear! Hear!"] Yes; an old enemy! We shall get on
+better with the facts by admitting them at the outset. Our guest
+was more or less against us in the great struggle twenty years ago
+in which everybody now wishes to be thought to have been with us.
+He did not believe this nation would down the slaveholders'
+rebellion and he did not want it to; and he wrote frankly as he
+believed and wished. [Laughter.] He never made any disguise about
+it then or since; and for that, at least, we think the better of
+him! [Applause.] He came of a slaveholding family; many personal
+and social influences drew him toward those of our countrymen who
+were on the wrong side; and now that it is all over, we bear no
+malice! [Applause.] More than that; we are heartily glad to see
+him. The statute of limitations runs in his favor; and his old
+opinions are outlawed. He revisited the country long after the
+war&mdash;and he changed his mind about it. He thought a great deal
+better of us; and we in turn found his letters a great deal
+pleasanter reading. We like a man who can change his mind
+[applause]; and if a bit of international frankness may be
+permitted in the good-fellowship of this board, perhaps I may
+venture to add that we particularly like to discover that trait in
+an Englishman! [Applause and laughter.] We've changed our minds&mdash;at
+least about some things. We've not only forgiven our countrymen;
+whom our guest used to sympathize with; but we have put&mdash;and are
+getting ready to put&mdash;the most of them into office! What we are
+most anxious about just now is, whether they are going to forgive
+us! Seriously, gentlemen, we are very glad to see Mr. Sala here
+again. He was a veteran in the profession in which so many of you
+are interested, worthily wearing the laurels won in many fields,
+and enjoying the association, esteem, and trust of a great master
+whose fame the world holds precious, when the most of us were
+fledglings. We all know him as a wit, a man of letters, and a man
+of the world. Some of us have known him also in that pleasanter
+character of all clubmen described in the old phrase,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1015" id="Page_1015">[Pg 1015]</a></span> 'a jolly
+good fellow.' On the other side of the Atlantic the grasp he gives
+an American hand is a warm one; and we do not mean that in New York
+he shall feel away from home. I give you, gentlemen, 'The health
+and prosperity of George Augustus Sala.'"]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen of the Lotos Club</span>: I am under the
+deepest feeling of gratitude to Mr. Whitelaw Reid for having torn the
+mask from the face of the stealthy conspirator, for having exposed the
+wily plotter and insidious libeller, and defied the malignant
+Copperhead. [Applause.] I thought that I had long ago been choked with
+that venom; but no, it rises still and poisons all that belongs to his
+otherwise happy condition. Gentlemen, I am indeed an enemy of the United
+States. I am he who has come here to requite your hospitalities with
+unfounded calumny and to bite the hand that has fed me. Unfortunately
+there are so many hands that have fed me that it will take me from this
+time until to-morrow morning to bite all the friendly hands.</p>
+
+<p>With regard to events that took place twenty years ago and of which I
+was an interested spectator, I may say that albeit I was mistaken; but
+the mistake was partaken of by many hundred thousands of my
+fellow-countrymen, who had not the courage subsequently to avow that
+they had been mistaken, but yet set to curry favor with the North by
+saying that they had always been their friends. The only apology&mdash;if
+apology I should choose to make&mdash;would be this: that that which I had to
+say against you I said while I was in your midst, when I was living at
+the Brevoort House; and when my letters came weekly back from England;
+and when it was quite in your power to have ridden me out on a rail or
+to have inflicted on me any of the ordinary visitations which a
+malignant Copperhead was supposed to deserve. But you did not do so, and
+I remember that when I left New York, I had quite as many good, kind,
+cordial friends on the Union League side as I had on the Democratic
+side. I would say further that when I came to publish my letters I found
+that there were many statements which I had made, which seemed to me to
+have been hasty and inconsiderate, and I did my best to modify them; and
+I did not wait until I got home to malign the people from whom I had
+received hospitality.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1016" id="Page_1016">[Pg 1016]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>But I have been indeed an enemy to the United States; so much so that
+when I came here again in 1879-80 with my wife, the enemy was received
+on all sides with the greatest kindness and cordiality. So much am I an
+enemy to the United States, that for years while I was connected with
+the weekly paper called "The Echo" there was hardly a week when I did
+not receive scores of letters from Americans from every part of the
+Union&mdash;from down South, from the West, the North, and the East&mdash;full of
+kindly matter and expressions bearing out the idea that I am a friend
+rather than an enemy to the United States. And I know perfectly well
+that there is no American who comes to London, be he lawyer,
+diplomatist, actor, artist, or man of letters, but I am always glad to
+see him, and always glad to show him, that, although an enemy, I still
+retain some feelings of gratitude toward my friends in the United
+States.</p>
+
+<p>I have seen it stated in one of your remarkably versatile and "Graphic"
+journals that I have boasted of having come here with the idea of making
+some money in the United States. But bless your hearts and souls,
+gentlemen of the Lotos Club, I assure you that I have no such idea!
+[Laughter.] I am really speaking to you seriously when I say that it was
+by merest accident that upon taking my ticket for Australia, I was told
+by my energetic manager that I might see a most interesting and
+picturesque country by crossing the Rocky Mountains and embarking at San
+Francisco, instead of going by way of the Suez Canal and the Red Sea. I
+had seen your Rocky Mountains, it is true, but I had seen them in March;
+and now I shall see them at the end of January, and that is really one
+of the main purposes of my journey. If from time to time in my passage I
+do deliver a few incoherent utterances, these utterances will not be
+prompted by any desire for pelf. That is far from my thoughts, but still
+if anyone wants to pay two dollars, or seventy-five cents, to hear those
+incoherent utterances you may be assured that my managers and myself
+will do our utmost to devote the funds accruing therefrom to purposes of
+mercy and of charity. [Applause.] I am sure you believe every word that
+I say; and that Australia is my objective. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But, seriously, I only conclude by saying that I do not<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1017" id="Page_1017">[Pg 1017]</a></span> believe a word
+of what your President has said. He does not believe now that for the
+past twenty years I have been and am an enemy of the United States. We
+were blinded, many of us, for the time being; we took a wrong lane for
+the time, just as many of your tourists and many of your Radicals have
+taken the wrong lane in England; but I think that differences of opinion
+should never alter friendships. And when we consider the number of years
+that have elapsed; when we consider that the wounds which I saw red and
+gaping and bleeding are now healed, scarcely leaving a scar, I think
+that the enemy might now be regarded as a friend; and that whatever
+unkind feelings were begotten in that terrible time should be now buried
+in the Red Sea of oblivion. [Applause.] There never before was a time
+when it was so expedient for England to say to America: "Don't quarrel!"</p>
+
+<p>England is surrounded by enemies&mdash;by real enemies who hate her. Why?
+Because she tries to be honest; and she tries to be free. She is hated
+by Germans; and Germany equally hates the institutions of this country,
+because she sees the blood and the bone of intelligent Germany coming to
+the United States and becoming capable citizens, instead of carrying the
+needle-musket at home. She is hated by France, because France has got a
+Republic which she calls democratic and social, but which is still a
+tyranny&mdash;and the worst of all tyrannies, because the tyrant is a mob. I
+do not disguise the fact that we are surrounded by foes of every
+description; and for that reason and because blood is thicker than
+water, I say to Americans that, inasmuch as we have atoned for past
+offences (the Alabama and all other difficulties having been settled),
+no other difficulty should be permitted to rise; and if there be a place
+in all the world where real peace may be secured and perfect freedom
+reign, England and America should there join hands as against all the
+world in arms. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I have nothing more to say, except to entreat you to pardon my somewhat
+serious utterances because of the many painful reminiscences which your
+good-natured sarcasm has brought to my lips, although softened by the
+kindly and genial terms in which you have received me, and I beg you to
+accept the grateful expression of my heartfelt gratitude for this
+glorious reception. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1018" id="Page_1018">[Pg 1018]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>LORD SALISBURY</h2>
+
+<h3>(ROBERT ARTHUR TALBOT GASCOYNE-CECIL)</h3>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>KITCHENER IN AFRICA</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Robert Cecil, Marquis of Salisbury, at a banquet given
+in honor of Lord Horatio Herbert Kitchener, by the Lord Mayor of
+London, Right Hon. Horatio David Davies, at the Mansion House,
+London, November 4, 1898.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">My Lord Mayor, Your Royal Highness, My Lords, and
+Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;The task has been placed in my hands of proposing the
+toast of the evening: "The Health of the Sirdar." [Loud cheers.] It is
+the proud prerogative of this city that, without any mandate from the
+Constitution, without any legal sanction it yet has the privilege of
+sealing by its approval the reputation and renown of the great men whom
+this country produces; and the honors which it confers are as much
+valued and as much desired as any which are given in this country.
+[Cheers.] It has won that position not because it has been given to it,
+but because it has shown discrimination and earnestness and because it
+has united the suffrage of the people in the approval of the course that
+it has taken and of the honors it has bestowed. [Cheers.] My Lord Mayor,
+it is in reference to that function which you have performed to-day and
+the most brilliant reception which has been accorded to the Sirdar that
+I now do your bidding and propose his health. [Cheers.] But if the task
+would be in any circumstances arduous and alarming, it is much more so
+because all that can be said in his behalf has already been said by more
+eloquent tongues than mine. I have little hope that I can add anything
+to the picture that has been already drawn [allusion to previous<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1019" id="Page_1019">[Pg 1019]</a></span>
+speeches made by the Earl of Cambridge, Lord Lansdowne, and Lord
+Rosebery], but no one can wonder at the vast enthusiasm by which the
+career of this great soldier has been received in this city. It is not
+merely his own personal qualities that have achieved it. It is also the
+strange dramatic interest of the circumstances, and the conditions under
+which his laurels have been won. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>It has been a long campaign, the first part of which we do not look back
+to with so much pleasure because we had undertaken a fearful task
+without a full knowledge of the conditions we had to satisfy or the real
+character of the foes to whom we were opposed. ["Hear! Hear!"] The
+remembrance of that heroic figure whose virtues and whose death are
+impressed so deeply upon the memory of the whole of the present
+generation of Englishmen, the vicissitudes of those anxious campaigns in
+which the most splendid deeds of gallantry were achieved are yet fresh
+in the minds of the English people and Lord Rosebery has not exaggerated
+when he has said that the debt was felt deeply in the mind of every
+Englishman, however little they might talk of it at the time and when
+the opportunity arrived with what eagerness, in spite of any possible
+discouragement&mdash;with what eagerness the opportunity was seized.
+[Cheers.] It was a campaign&mdash;the campaign which your gallant guest has
+won&mdash;it was a campaign marked by circumstances which have seldom marked
+a campaign in the history of the world. [Cheers.] I suppose that
+wonderful combination of all achievements and discoveries of modern
+science, in support of the gallantry and well-tried strategy of a
+British leader&mdash;I suppose these things have not been seen in our history
+before. [Cheers.] But the note of this campaign was that the Sirdar not
+only won the battles which he was set to fight, but he furnished himself
+the instruments by which they were won, or rather, I should say, he was
+the last and perhaps by the nature of the circumstances the most
+efficient of a list of distinguished men whose task it has been to
+rescue the Egyptian army from inefficiency and contempt in order to put
+it on the pinnacle of glory it occupies now. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>I remember in our debates during that terrible campaign of 1884-85 a
+distinguished member of the Government of that day observing with
+respect to Egyptian troops that they<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1020" id="Page_1020">[Pg 1020]</a></span> were splendid soldiers if only
+they would not run away. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>It was a quaint way of putting it, but it was very accurate. They had
+splendid physique; they had great fidelity and loyalty to their chiefs;
+they had many of the qualities of the soldier, but like men who had been
+recruited under the slave whip, and who had been accustomed to the
+methods of despotism, they had not that courage which can only be
+obtained by freedom and by united military training. [Cheers.] What they
+lacked has been supplied to them, and the Egyptian army, as it has
+issued from the hands of Sir Evelyn Wood, Sir Francis Grenfell, and the
+Sirdar, is a magnificent specimen of the motive power of the English
+leader. [Cheers.] We do not reflect on it, yet if we have any interest
+in the administrative processes that go on in various parts of the
+Empire we cannot help being impressed by the fact that numbers on
+numbers of educated young men, who at home, in this country, would show
+no very conspicuous qualities except those we are accustomed to look for
+in an English gentleman, yet, if thrown on their own resources, and
+bidden to govern and control and guide large bodies of men of another
+race, they never or hardly ever fall short of the task which has been
+given to them; but they will make of that body of promising material
+splendid regiments by which the Empire of England is extended and
+sustained. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>It is one of the great qualities of the Sirdar that he has been able to
+direct the races that are under him, to make them effective and loyal
+soldiers, to attach them to himself, and insure their good conduct in
+the field of battle. [Cheers.] He has many other qualities upon which I
+might dilate if time permitted. Lord Cromer, who I am glad to see Lord
+Rosebery noted as one who ought to have his full share in any honors you
+confer on those who have built up Egyptian prosperity, who is one of the
+finest administrators the British race has ever produced&mdash;Lord Cromer is
+in the habit of saying that the Sirdar has almost missed his vocation,
+and that if he was not one of the first generals in the world, he would
+be one of the first Chancellors of the Exchequer. [Laughter and cheers.]
+I daresay many people think it a small thing that a soldier should be
+able to save<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1021" id="Page_1021">[Pg 1021]</a></span> money [laughter], but it is not so if you will only
+conceive for yourselves the agony of mind with which in former times the
+Chancellors of the Exchequer or financial members of the Council have
+received from time to time accounts of brilliant victories, knowing all
+the time what a terrible effect upon the ultimate balance of the budget
+those victories will entail. [Laughter.] It is a hazardous thing to say,
+but I am almost inclined to believe that the Sirdar is the only general
+that has fought a campaign for &pound;300,000 less than he originally promised
+to do it. [Laughter.] It is a very great quality, and if it existed more
+generally, I think that terror which financiers entertain of soldiers,
+and that contempt which soldiers entertain for financiers would not be
+so frequently felt. ["Hear! Hear!" and laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Well, then, the Sirdar has another great quality: he is a splendid
+diplomatist. It would require talents of no small acuteness and
+development to enable him to carry to so successful a result as he did
+that exceedingly delicate mission up the Nile which conducted him into
+the presence of Major Marchand. The intercourse of that time has ended
+apparently in the deepest affection on both sides [laughter]&mdash;certainly
+in the most unrestricted and unstinted compliments and expressions of
+admiration and approval. I think these things show very much for the
+diplomatic talents of the Sirdar. He recently expressed his hope that
+the differences which might have arisen from the presence of Major
+Marchand would not transcend the powers of diplomacy to adjust. I am
+glad to say that up to a certain point he has proved a true prophet.
+[Cheers.] I received from the French Ambassador this afternoon the
+information that the French Government had come to the conclusion that
+the occupation of Fashoda was of no sort of value to the French
+Republic. [Loud cheers and some laughter.] And they thought that in the
+circumstances to persist in an occupation which only cost them money and
+did them harm merely because some bad advisers thought it might be
+disagreeable to an unwelcome neighbor, would not show the wisdom by
+which I think the French Republic has been uniformly guided, and they
+have done what I believe the government of any other country would have
+done, in the same position&mdash;they have resolved that that occupation must
+cease.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1022" id="Page_1022">[Pg 1022]</a></span> [Cheers.] A formal intimation of that fact was made to me this
+afternoon and it has been conveyed to the French authorities at Cairo. I
+believe that the fact of that extremely difficult juxtaposition between
+the Sirdar and Major Marchand has led to a result which is certainly
+gratifying and, to some extent, unexpected; and that it is largely due
+to the chivalrous character and diplomatic talents which the Sirdar
+displayed on that occasion. [Cheers.] I do not wish to be understood as
+saying that all causes of controversy are removed by this between the
+French Government and ourselves. It is probably not so, and I daresay we
+shall have many discussions in the future; but a cause of controversy of
+a somewhat acute and dangerous character has been removed and we cannot
+but congratulate ourselves upon that. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>I will only say that alike in his patient and quiet forethought, lasting
+over three years, in his brilliant strategy on the field of battle, in
+his fearless undertaking of responsibility and his contempt of danger,
+and last but not least in the kindness and consideration which he
+displayed for men who were for a moment in a position of antagonism to
+himself&mdash;in these things he has shown a combination of the noblest
+qualities which distinguish the race to which he belongs and by the
+exercise of which the high position of England in this generation in the
+world and in her great Empire has been won. [Loud cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1023" id="Page_1023">[Pg 1023]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>WILLIAM THOMAS SAMPSON</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>VICTORY IN SUPERIOR NUMBERS</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rear-Admiral William T. Sampson at a banquet given in
+his honor by citizens of Boston, Mass., February 6, 1899. Hon.
+Richard Olney presided on the occasion.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;I rise to thank you for your most
+generous greeting for myself, for my friends, and for all of the Navy
+that you have included in the various remarks which have been made. I
+want you to understand that I do not take it all to myself, but that
+this is divided with all the men; and while with great hesitation I
+attempt to make a speech at all, I feel that this is an opportunity
+which should not be thrown away. I do not propose to say anything, as
+you might expect, about the battle of Santiago, but I would like to say
+a few words about the lessons which we have learned, or should learn,
+from that battle.</p>
+
+<p>First, I would say that neither that battle nor any other that I know
+of, was won by chance. It requires an adequate means to accomplish such
+a result. That battles are not won by chance, you have only to consider
+for a moment a few&mdash;one or two&mdash;of the principal battles of the world.
+Not that I mean to class the battle of Santiago as one of the great
+battles of the world&mdash;but just as an illustration. You will see the
+result of adequate means in the case of the battle of Waterloo, for
+instance. When we remember that Wellington fought that battle with
+130,000 men opposed to Napoleon's 80,000, we are not surprised that it
+was Wellington's battle. Take another decisive battle&mdash;Sedan. When the
+Germans had 125,000 men opposed to 84,000, it does not seem possible
+that the result could have been anything else.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1024" id="Page_1024">[Pg 1024]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>So we might go over a long list. The sea fights furnish many instances
+where it was found that the most powerful fleet was the one that was
+successful. Nelson was always in favor of overwhelming fleets, though he
+did not have them always at his command. Our own war of 1812 furnishes
+numerous instances where our victories depended upon the superior force.
+It seems unnecessary that such self-evident truths should be stated
+before this assemblage of intelligent gentlemen, but we are apt to
+forget that a superior force is necessary to win a victory. As I said
+before, victory is not due to chance. Had superior force not been our
+own case at the battle of Santiago, had it been the reverse, or had it
+been materially modified, what turned out to be a victory might have
+been a disaster; and that we must not forget.</p>
+
+<p>The second lesson, if we may call it so, is closely allied, perhaps, to
+the first. Shall we learn the lesson which is taught us in this recent
+war? Shall we rest on the laurels which we may have won, or shall we
+prepare for the future? Shall we not imagine our foe in the future, as
+might well be the case, to be superior to the one over which we have
+been victorious? It is a question that comes home to us directly. On
+July 3d, when Cervera was returned, on board the "Iowa," to the mouth of
+the harbor at Santiago, he requested permission to send a telegram
+reporting the state of the case to Captain-General Blanco. Of course, no
+objection was raised to this, and Cervera wrote out a telegram and sent
+it on board the flagship to be scrutinized and forwarded to Blanco. He
+stated in this telegram that he obeyed his (General Blanco's) orders and
+left the harbor of Santiago at 9.30 Sunday morning, and "now," he said,
+"it is with the most profound regret that I have to report that my fleet
+has been completely destroyed. We went out to meet the forces of the
+enemy, which outnumbered us three to one."</p>
+
+<p>I had so much sympathy with old Admiral Cervera that I did not have it
+in my heart to modify or change in any respect the report which he
+proposed to make to Captain-General Blanco. I felt that the truth would
+be understood in the course of time, and that while I would not now, or
+then, under any circumstances, admit that he was outnum<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1025" id="Page_1025">[Pg 1025]</a></span>bered in the
+proportion of three to one, I still felt that he should be at liberty to
+defend himself in that manner.</p>
+
+<p>The fleets that were opposed to each other on that Sunday morning were,
+as regards the number of the ships, about six to seven. Leaving out the
+torpedo-destroyers and the "Gloucester," which may be said not to have
+been fighting ships, the proportion was six to four. The fleet of the
+Spaniards consisted of four beautiful ships. I think I am stating the
+case within bounds when I say that they were&mdash;barring their condition at
+that time, which, of course, we did not all know, in many respects&mdash;that
+they were all our imaginations had led us to suppose. We outnumbered
+them, but this is only another illustration of the fact which I wish to
+bring before you, that it is necessary to have a superior force to make
+sure of victory in any case.</p>
+
+<p>It seems to me that you, gentlemen, who are so influential in
+determining and deciding what the Navy of the United States should be,
+should bear this emphatically in mind&mdash;that we must have more ships,
+more guns, and all that goes to constitute an efficient navy. I am not
+advocating a large navy. I do not believe that we should support a large
+navy, but that it should be much larger than it is at present I think
+you will all concede. The increased territory which we have added to our
+country will probably produce an increase in our chances for war by at
+least one hundred per cent.&mdash;not that we need increase the Navy to that
+extent&mdash;but probably will.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1026" id="Page_1026">[Pg 1026]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>NOAH HUNT SCHENCK</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>TRUTH AND TRADE</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. Dr. Noah Hunt Schenck at the 110th annual banquet
+of the Chamber of Commerce of the State of New York, New York City,
+May 14, 1878. In introducing Dr. Schenck, the President, Samuel D.
+Babcock, said: "The loose manner in which the Dinner Committee have
+conducted their business is now becoming evident. The chairman has
+got considerably mixed on the toasts. You may recollect that the
+toast to which Dr. Chapin responded referred to twins [Rev. Dr.
+Edwin H. Chapin had spoken to the toast 'Commerce and Capital, twin
+forerunners of civilization and philanthropy'], and here is one
+that refers to matrimony, and it is very evident that this one
+ought to have preceded the other. [Laughter and applause.] Eighth
+regular toast, 'Truth and Trade: those whom God hath joined
+together, let no man put asunder.'"]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;It were an ambitious effort to
+hold the attention of this distinguished body directly after its ears
+had been ravished by the eloquent deliverances of the finished orators
+who have just preceded me. In fact, I can scarcely imagine why you
+enlist another voice from Brooklyn, unless it be to show that there is a
+possibility of exhausting Brooklyn, and you would make it my sad office
+to afford you the illustration. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>The Chairman said at the beginning that the best speeches were to be at
+the last. You have already discovered that this was designed for irony,
+for thus far the speeches have been incomparable, but mine is to be the
+beginning of the end. [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I know that what I say is true when I charge the Chairman with irony,
+for do not I feel his iron entering my soul? [Laughter and applause.] It
+is an act of considerable temerity, even though the ground has been so
+gracefully broken<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1027" id="Page_1027">[Pg 1027]</a></span> by the Rev. Dr. Chapin, for a clergyman to rise
+before this common-sense body of three hundred business men (unless we
+had you in our churches), for you well know that this precious quality
+of common sense is supposed to have its habitat almost entirely with
+business men, and rarely with the clergy.</p>
+
+<p>I know full well that the men of the pulpit are held to be wanting in
+practical knowledge, and that we know but little of the dark and devious
+ways of this naughty world. So that, rising here, I feel as if I were
+but a little one among a thousand, and yet I would venture to submit
+that the clergy are not wholly unpractical. Nay, I sometimes am led to
+think that the men of my cloth are the most practical, common-sense
+business men in the world. [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>There is certainly no class of men who can make so little go so far, who
+can live so comfortably on such small incomes, who can fatten on
+pastures where the members of this Chamber of Commerce would starve.
+[Applause and laughter.] There is no class of men that go through life
+in such large proportion without bankruptcy. [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>While 25,000 merchants in the United States during the four years from
+1871 to 1875 failed in business, with liabilities amounting to
+$800,000,000 (I quote statistics from accepted authority), I do not
+believe that one-quarter of that number of clergymen failed [laughter
+and applause], or that their liabilities amounted to anything like that
+sum. [Laughter and applause.] I have seen the estimate that eighty-five
+per cent. of merchants fail within two years after they embark in
+business, notwithstanding their common sense, and that only three per
+cent, make more money in the long run than is enough for a comfortable
+livelihood.</p>
+
+<p>Having thus attempted to fortify my waning "Dutch courage" by an
+off-hand attack upon my hospitable entertainers, and having in some
+sense, even though it be Pickwickian, vindicated my cloth, let me go on
+for a moment and cut my garment according to it. [Laughter and
+applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I have been asked to say a word upon the wedlock of Truth and Trade, and
+advocate the idea that what in the nature of things has been joined
+together of God, should not, should never be sundered by man. We know
+that Truth<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1028" id="Page_1028">[Pg 1028]</a></span> is eternal. Trade, thank God, is not. [Laughter and
+applause.] Still, so far as time and earth are concerned, trade endures
+from first to last and everywhere. God married it to truth with the fiat
+that men should eat bread in the sweat of their faces. From that moment
+men have been wrangling in every court of conscience and society to
+secure decrees of divorce. How manifold and multitudinous the tricks,
+dodges, and evasions to which men have resorted to be rid of the work
+which conditions bread. [Laughter and applause.] The great art of life
+in the estimate of the general, said a great economist, is to have
+others do the face-sweating and themselves the bread-eating. [Laughter
+and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>But all along the line of the centuries the divine utterances have given
+forth with clarion clearness that God would have men illustrate morals
+and religion in the routine of business life. And so in all the upper
+levels of civilization we observe that society points with pride to the
+integrity that is proof against the temptations of trade. The men who
+have honored sublime relations of business and religion are they whom
+the world has delighted to honor. With but rare exceptions trade,
+wherever it has been prosperous, has had truth for its wedded partner.
+For the most part, wherever men have achieved high success in traffic,
+it has been not upon the principle that "Honesty is the best policy,"
+for honesty is never policy, but upon the basis of fidelity to truth and
+right under every possible condition of things. The man who is honest
+from motives of policy will be dishonest when policy beckons in that
+direction. The men who have illumined the annals of trade are those who
+have bought the truth and sold it not, who held it only to dispense it
+for the welfare of others.</p>
+
+<p>We cannot too highly honor the temper of that generation of business men
+who half a century ago sternly refused to compromise with any form of
+deceit in the details of traffic, visiting with the severest penalties
+those who at all impinged upon the well-accepted morals of trade. The
+story is told of a young merchant who, beginning business some fifty
+years ago, overheard one day a clerk misrepresenting the quality of some
+merchandise. He was instantly reprimanded and the article was unsold.
+The clerk resigned<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1029" id="Page_1029">[Pg 1029]</a></span> his position at once, and told his employer that the
+man who did business that way could not last long. But the merchant did
+last, and but lately died the possessor of the largest wealth ever
+gathered in a single lifetime.</p>
+
+<p>Permit me another incident and this not from New York, but Philadelphia.
+One of the Copes had but just written his check for $50 for some local
+charity, when a messenger announced the wreck of an East Indiaman
+belonging to the firm, and that the ship and cargo were a total loss.
+Another check for $500 was substituted at once, and given to the agent
+of the hospital with the remark: "What I have God gave me, and before it
+all goes, I had better put some of it where it can never be lost."
+[Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Such illustrations as these are not infrequent in the biographies of
+those noble men who in days gone by as well as in our own times, have
+never divorced truth from trade, but have always reverenced the sacred
+relations. I dare venture the remark that the prosperity of a nation is
+more largely dependent upon the probity of its merchants than upon any
+other one class of men. [Applause.] This because of their numbers, their
+influence over so many who are subject to them in business, and their
+close relation to, and important control over, the financial interests
+of the country.</p>
+
+<p>What a wide area of opportunity is afforded in the counting-room, where
+so many students of trade are preparing for the uncertain future!
+Accept, I beseech you, the responsibility of moulding the characters of
+your young men and so prepare a generation of merchants who shall know
+of nothing but honesty and honor, and who will cherish nobility of
+sentiment in all their business transactions. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>And can you not help the world abroad as well as at home? I believe that
+merchants engaged in commerce with foreign nations, have it within the
+scope and purview of their business relations to do as much for the
+propagation of Christian truth as the Church itself. If your ventures
+are intrusted to the direction of men of character; if your agents are
+men who recognize in practice the morals of the religion they profess,
+you will not only not negative as now, alas! but too often the efforts
+of the Church's envoys, by the frequent violations of Christian law, on
+the part of those who pro<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1030" id="Page_1030">[Pg 1030]</a></span>pose to be governed by it; but through the
+illustrations you can send out of Christian consistency&mdash;by the living
+representatives of our higher civilization, which you can furnish to
+remote nations, to say nothing of the voluntary agency in scattering the
+printed powers of our faith in all quarters of the globe, how much may
+not be accomplished in this and in other ways by your men and your
+ships&mdash;Trade thus travelling round the world with Truth by her side,
+helping each other and healing the nations. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1031" id="Page_1031">[Pg 1031]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>WINFIELD SCOTT SCHLEY</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE NAVY IN PEACE AND IN WAR</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Winfield S. Schley at the eighteenth annual dinner of
+the New England Society of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, December 22,
+1898. The President, Stephen W. Dana, presented Admiral Schley in
+these words: "Admiral Schley needs no introduction from me&mdash;he
+speaks for himself."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President, Gentlemen of the New England Society</span>:&mdash;I am very
+much in the condition of the gentleman who, being about to be married
+and having had his wedding suit brought home a day before the event,
+returned it to the tailor with instructions to increase the girth just
+two inches. His explanation was that not enough room had been left to
+accommodate the wedding breakfast he had to eat or for the emotion that
+was to follow the event.</p>
+
+<p>I am always glad to meet my countrymen anywhere and everywhere. They
+stand for all that is representative; they stand for all that is
+progressive; they stand for all that represents humanity, and they stand
+for all that is fair-minded, high-minded, and honorable. As to those of
+us who by the circumstances of our service are obliged to pass the
+greater part of our lives away from home, away from kindred, and away
+from the flag, it may be difficult to understand how to keep the altar
+of one's patriotism burning when we are separated from the sweetest and
+kindest influences of life and performing a service and a duty that are
+outside of the public observation. But there is a large-heartedness at
+home that never forgets us. We are bound to our country by ties that are
+not only sweet in their nature, but the circumstances of service
+generate a love of home and a patriotism that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1032" id="Page_1032">[Pg 1032]</a></span> are the surest guarantees
+of the welfare and the safety of our people.</p>
+
+<p>The Navy is that arm of the public defence the nature of whose duties is
+dual in that they relate to both peace and war. In times of peace the
+Navy blazes the way across the trackless deep, maps out and marks the
+dangers which lie in the routes of commerce, in order that the peaceful
+argosies of trade may pursue safe routes to the distant markets of the
+world, there to exchange the varied commodities of commerce. It
+penetrates the jungle and the tangle of the inter-tropical regions. It
+stands ready to starve to death or to die from exposure. It pushes its
+way into the icy fastnesses of the North or of the South, in order that
+it may discover new channels of trade. It carries the influence of your
+power and the beneficent advantages of your civilization to the secluded
+and hermit empires of the Eastern world, and brings them into touch with
+our Western civilization and its love of law for the sake of the law
+rather than for fear of the law's punishments. It stands guard upon the
+outer frontiers of civilization, in pestilential climates, often exposed
+to noisome disease, performing duties that are beyond the public
+observation but yet which have their happy influence in maintaining the
+reputation and character of our country and extending the civilizing
+agency of its commerce.</p>
+
+<p>The bones of the officers and men of the Navy lie in every country in
+the world, or along the highways of commerce; they mark the
+resting-places of martyrs to a sense of duty that is stronger than any
+fear of death. The Navy works and strives and serves, without any
+misgivings and without any complaints, only that it may be considered
+the chief and best guardian of the interests of this people, of the
+prestige of this nation, and of the glory and renown of its flag.</p>
+
+<p>These are some of the duties of peace, which has its triumphs "no less
+renowned than war." But it is the martial side of the Navy that is the
+more attractive one to us. It is that side of its duty which presents to
+us its characters who have written their names and their fames in fire.
+No matter what may be our ideas of civilization or how high our notions
+of peace, there is no one of us who has not felt his heart beat a little
+bit faster and his blood course a little bit more rapidly when reading
+of the daring and thrilling deeds<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1033" id="Page_1033">[Pg 1033]</a></span> of such men as John Paul Jones or of
+Decatur or of Stewart or of Hull or of Perry or of MacDonald or of
+Tatnall or of Ingram or of Cushing or of Porter or of Farragut.</p>
+
+<p>The war so happily ended has added new names to the galaxy of naval
+worthies. New stars are in the firmament. The records indicate that your
+naval representatives have been faithful to the lesson of their
+traditions, that they have been true to their history, whilst the men of
+our Navy have shown that they have lost none of the skill and none of
+the tact that they have inherited. But they have proven again that a
+generation of men who are able to defend their title to the spurs they
+inherited are proper successors to their progenitors. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1034" id="Page_1034">[Pg 1034]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>HEINRICH SCHLIEMANN</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE BEGINNINGS OF ART</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Heinrich Schliemann at the annual banquet of the Royal
+Academy, London, May 5, 1877. Sir Gilbert Scott, the eminent
+architect, took the chair in the absence of Sir Frederick Grant,
+the President of the Academy. In introducing Dr. Schliemann, Sir
+Gilbert Scott spoke as follows: "There is one gentleman present
+among us this evening who has special claims upon an expression of
+our thanks. Antiquarian investigation is emphatically a subject of
+our own day. More has been discovered of the substantial vestiges
+of history in our own than probably in any previous age; and it
+only needs the mention of the names of Champollion, Layard,
+Rawlinson, and Lipsius to prove that we have in this age obtained a
+genuine knowledge of the history of art as practised in all
+previous ages. Not only have we obtained a correct understanding of
+the arts of our own race as exemplified in our own medi&aelig;val
+antiquities, but lost buildings of antiquity such as the Egyptian
+labyrinth, the palace of Nineveh, the mausoleum of Halicarnassus,
+the temple and statues of Olympia, and the temple of Diana at
+Ephesus have been re-discovered and disinterred. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+There remained, however, one great hiatus. We knew something of the
+more archaic periods of Greek art, and we knew that on the gate of
+Mycen&aelig; there were evidences of an art far more archaic and
+apparently not allied with true Hellenic art, but we knew no more
+nor had an idea how the great gulf in art history was to be bridged
+over. It still remains a great gulf, but Dr. Schliemann by his
+excavations, first on the site of Troy and then of Mycen&aelig;, has
+brought to open daylight what, without prejudging questions as yet
+<i>sub judice</i>, seem to be the veritable works of the heroes of the
+Iliad; and if he has not yet actually solved the mysteries which
+shroud that age, he has brought before us a perfect wealth of fact
+at the least calculated to sharpen our antiquarian appetite for
+more certain knowledge. Knowing that Dr. Schliemann is like one in
+old times, who, while longing to tell of the Atrides and of Cadmus,
+yet allowed the chords of his heart to vibrate to softer
+influences, I will, while proposing his health, conjoin with his
+name that of his energetic fellow-explorer, Madame Schliemann."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President, My Lords, and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;You have been pleased
+to confer upon me two of the greatest<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1035" id="Page_1035">[Pg 1035]</a></span> honors which this country can
+possibly bestow upon a foreigner&mdash;first, by your kind invitation to this
+hospitable banquet to meet the most illustrious statesmen, the most
+eminent scholars, and the most distinguished artists; and secondly, by
+your toast to my health. In warmly thanking you, I feel the greatest
+satisfaction to think that for these signal honors, I am solely indebted
+to my labors in Troy and Mycen&aelig;. ["Hear! Hear!"]</p>
+
+<p>In Troy art was only in its first dawn; color was still completely
+unknown, and instead of painting, the vases were decorated with incised
+patterns filled with white clay. The productions of sculpture were
+limited to carving of small flat idols of Minerva [Greek: glauk&ocirc;pis]<a name="FNanchor_6_6" id="FNanchor_6_6"></a><a href="#Footnote_6_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a>
+of marble, almost in the forms of two discs, which adhered to each
+other, and upon which the owl's face is rudely scratched. The Trojan
+treasure certainly shows more art, but it is characterized by an absence
+of ornamentation. In Mycen&aelig;, on the contrary, the monuments which I have
+brought to light show a high state of civilization, and the skill with
+which the gold ornaments are made leads us to pre-suppose a school of
+domestic artists which had flourished for ages before it reached such
+perfection.</p>
+
+<p>The very great symmetry we see also in the vase-paintings and in the
+carvings of spirals and rosettes on stone, whereas representations of
+men or animals are exceedingly rude and appear to be the primitive
+Mycenean sculptor's first essay. But rude as they are, and childish as
+they look, these primitive productions of Greek art are of paramount
+interest to science, because we see in them the great-grandfathers of
+the masterpieces of Phidias and Praxiteles; they prove to us in the most
+certain manner that the artistic genius of the epoch of Pericles did not
+come suddenly down from heaven like Minerva from the head of Jove, but
+that it was the result of a school of artists, which had gradually
+developed in the course of ages.</p>
+
+<p>Once more, I tender my thanks for the patience with which you have
+listened to a stranger. ["Hear! Hear!"]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1036" id="Page_1036">[Pg 1036]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>CARL SCHURZ</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE OLD WORLD AND THE NEW</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Carl Schurz at a banquet given by the Chamber of
+Commerce of the State of New York, New York City, November 5, 1881,
+in honor of the guests of the Nation, the French diplomatic
+representatives in America, and members of the families descended
+from our foreign sympathizers and helpers, General Lafayette, Count
+de Rochambeau, Count de Grasse, Baron von Steuben, and others, who
+were present at the centennial celebration of the victory at
+Yorktown. The chairman, James M. Brown, Vice-President of the
+Chamber of Commerce, proposed the toast, "The Old World and the
+New," to which Carl Schurz was called upon for a response.]</p></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen of the Chamber of Commerce</span>:&mdash;If you
+had been called upon to respond to the toast: "The Old World and the
+New" as frequently as I have, you would certainly find as much
+difficulty as I find in saying anything of the Old World that is new or
+of the New World that is not old. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>And the embarrassment grows upon me as I grow older, as it would upon
+all of you, except perhaps my good friend, Mr. Evarts, who has
+determined never to grow old, and whose witty sayings are always as good
+as new. [Laughter.] Still, gentlemen, the scenes which we have been
+beholding during the last few weeks have had something of a fresh
+inspiration in them. We have been celebrating a great warlike event&mdash;not
+great in the number of men that were killed in it, but very great in the
+number of people it has made happy. It has made happy not only the
+people of this country who now count over fifty millions, but it has
+made happier than they were before the nations of the Old World, too;
+who, combined, count a great many more. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1037" id="Page_1037">[Pg 1037]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>American Independence was declared at Philadelphia on July 4, 1776, by
+those who were born upon this soil, but American Independence was
+virtually accomplished by that very warlike event I speak of, on the
+field of Yorktown, where the Old World lent a helping hand to the New.
+[Applause.] To be sure, there was a part of the Old World consisting of
+the British, and I am sorry to say, some German soldiers, who strove to
+keep down the aspirations of the New, but they were there in obedience
+to the command of a power which they were not able to resist, while that
+part of the Old World which fought upon the American side was here of
+its own free will as volunteers. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>It might be said that most of the regular soldiers of France were here
+also by the command of power, but it will not be forgotten that there
+was not only Lafayette, led here by his youthful enthusiasm for the
+American cause, but there was France herself, the great power of the Old
+World appearing as a volunteer on a great scale. [Cheers.] So were there
+as volunteers those who brought their individual swords to the service
+of the New World. There was the gallant Steuben, the great organizer who
+trained the American army to victory, a representative of that great
+nation whose monuments stand not only upon hundreds of battle-fields of
+arms, but whose prouder monuments stand upon many more battle-fields of
+thought. [Cheers.] There was Pulaski, the Pole, and DeKalb who died for
+American Independence before it was achieved. And there were many more
+Frenchmen, Germans, Swedes, Hollanders, Englishmen even, who did not
+obey the behests of power. [Cheers.] And so it may be said that the
+cause of the New World was the cause of the volunteers of the Old. And
+it has remained the cause of volunteers in peace as well as in war, for
+since then we have received millions of them, and they are arriving now
+in a steady stream, thousands of them every week; I have the honor to
+say, gentlemen, that I am one of them. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>Nor is it probable that this volunteering in mass will ever stop, for it
+is in fact drawn over here by the excitement of war as much as by the
+victories of peace. It was, therefore, natural that the great
+celebration of that warlike event should have been turned or rather that
+it should have turned<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1038" id="Page_1038">[Pg 1038]</a></span> itself into a festival of peace on the old field
+of Yorktown&mdash;peace illustrated by the happy faces of a vast multitude,
+and by all the evidence of thrift and prosperity and well-being; peace
+illustrated by the very citizen-soldiery who appeared there to ornament
+as a pageant, with their brilliant bayonets that peaceful festival;
+peace illustrated by the warmth of a grand popular welcome offered to
+the honored representatives of the Old World; peace illustrated, still
+more, by their friendly meeting upon American soil whatever their
+contentions at home may have been; peace glorified by what has already
+been so eloquently referred to by Dr. Storrs and Mr. Evarts; that solemn
+salute offered to the British flag, to the very emblem of the old
+antagonism of a hundred years ago; and that salute, echoing in every
+patriotic American heart, to be followed as the telegraph tells us now,
+by the carrying of the American flag in honor in the Lord Mayor's
+procession in London&mdash;all this a cosmopolitan peace festival, in which
+the Old World sent its representatives to join in rejoicing over the
+prosperity and progress of the New. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>There could hardly have been a happier expression of this spirit of
+harmony than was presented in the serenade offered to these
+gentlemen&mdash;representatives of the honored name of Steuben on the evening
+of their arrival in New York, the band playing first "The Watch on the
+Rhine," followed by the "Marseillaise" and "God Save the Queen," and
+then the martial airs of the Old World resolving themselves into the
+peaceful strains of the crowning glory of "Hail, Columbia!" and "Yankee
+Doodle." [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>The cordiality of feeling which binds the Old and the New World
+together, and which found so touching, so tender, so wonderful an
+expression in the universal heartfelt sorrow of all civilized mankind at
+the great national bereavement, which recently has befallen us [the
+assassination of President Garfield], can hardly fail to be strengthened
+by this visit of the Old World guests whom we delight to honor.
+[Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>They have seen now something of our country, and our people; most of
+them, probably, for the first time, and I have no doubt they have
+arrived at the conclusion that the country for which Lafayette and
+Steuben and Rochambeau<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1039" id="Page_1039">[Pg 1039]</a></span> fought is a good country, inhabited by a good
+people [cheers]; a good country and a good people, worthy of being
+fought for by the noblest men of the earth; and I trust also when these
+gentlemen return to their own homes they will go back with the assurance
+that the names of their ancestors who drew their swords for American
+liberty stand in the heart of every true American side by side with the
+greatest American names, and that, although a century has elapsed since
+the surrender of Yorktown, still the gratitude of American hearts is as
+young and fresh and warm to-day as it was at the moment when Cornwallis
+hauled down his flag. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>It seems to me also, gentlemen, that we have already given some
+practical evidence of that gratitude. The independence they helped to
+achieve has made the American nation so strong and active and prosperous
+that when the Old World runs short of provisions, the New stands always
+ready and eager even, to fill the gap, and by and by we may even send
+over some products of other industries for their accommodation.
+[Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>In fact, we have been so very liberal and generous in that respect, that
+some of our friends on the other side of the sea are beginning to think
+that there may be a little too much of a good thing, and are talking of
+shutting it off by tricks of taxation. [Laughter.] However, we are not
+easily baffled. Not content with the contribution of our material
+products, we even send them from time to time, some of our wisdom, as,
+for instance, a few months ago, our friend, Mr. Evarts, went over there
+to tell them about the double standard&mdash;all that we knew and a good deal
+more. [Laughter.] We might even be willing to send them all the
+accumulated stock of our silver, if they will give us their gold for it.
+[Cheers.] It is to be apprehended that this kind of generosity will not
+be fittingly appreciated and in that respect they may prefer the wisdom
+of the Old World to that of the New. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>However, we shall not quarrel about that, for seriously speaking, the
+New and the Old World must and will, in the commercial point of view, be
+of infinite use one to another as mutual customers, and our commercial
+relations will grow more fruitful to both sides from year to year, and
+from day<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1040" id="Page_1040">[Pg 1040]</a></span> to day, as we remain true to the good old maxim: "Live and let
+live." [Cheers.] Nor is there the least speck of danger in the horizon
+threatening to disturb the friendliness of an international
+understanding between the Old World and the New. That cordial
+international understanding rests upon a very simple, natural, and solid
+basis. We rejoice with the nations of the Old World in all their
+successes, all their prosperity, and all their happiness, and we
+profoundly and earnestly sympathize with them whenever a misfortune
+overtakes them. But one thing we shall never think of doing, and that
+is, interfering in their affairs. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>On the other hand they will give us always their sympathy in good and
+evil as they have done heretofore, and we expect that they will never
+think of interfering with our affairs on this side of the ocean. [Loud
+cheers.] Our limits are very distinctly drawn, and certainly no just or
+prudent power will ever think of upsetting them. The Old World and the
+New will ever live in harmonious accord as long as we do not try to jump
+over their fences and they do not try to jump over ours. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>This being our understanding, nothing will be more natural than
+friendship and good-will between the nations of the two sides of the
+Atlantic. The only danger ahead of us might be that arising from
+altogether too sentimental a fondness for one another which may lead us
+into lovers' jealousies and quarrels. Already some of our honored guests
+may feel like complaining that we have come very near to killing them
+with kindness; at any rate, we are permitted to hope that a hundred
+years hence our descendants may assemble again to celebrate the memory
+of the feast of cordial friendship which we now enjoy, and when they do
+so, they will come to an American Republic of three hundred millions of
+people, a city of New York of ten million inhabitants, and to a
+Delmonico's ten stories high with a station for airships running between
+Europe and America on the top of it [cheers], and then our guests may
+even expect to find comfortable hotels and decent accommodations at the
+deserted village of Yorktown. [Laughter and cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>But, in the meantime, I am sure our Old World guests who to-night
+delight us with their presence, will never cease<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1041" id="Page_1041">[Pg 1041]</a></span> to be proud of it that
+the great names of which they are the honored representatives are
+inscribed upon some of the most splendid pages of the New World's
+history, and will live forever in the grateful affection of the New
+World's heart. [Loud applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1042" id="Page_1042">[Pg 1042]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>WILLIAM H. SEWARD</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>A PIOUS PILGRIMAGE</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of William H. Seward at a banquet held at Plymouth, Mass.,
+December 21, 1855. Preceding this banquet Mr. Seward delivered an
+oration on "The Pilgrims and Liberty." The speech here given is his
+response to the toast proposed at the banquet, "The Orator of the
+Day, eloquent in his tribute to the virtues of the Pilgrims;
+faithful, in his life, to the lessons they taught."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;The Puritans were Protestants, but they
+were not protestants against everybody and everything, right or wrong.
+They did not protest indiscriminately against everything they found in
+England. On the other hand, we have abundant indications in the works of
+genius and art which they left behind them that they had a reverence for
+all that is good and true; while they protested against everything that
+was false and vicious. They had a reverence for the good taste and the
+literature, science, eloquence, and poetry of England, and so I trust it
+is with their successors in this once bleak and inhospitable, but now
+rich and prosperous land. They could appreciate poetry, as well as good
+sense and good taste, and so I call to your recollection the language of
+a poet who had not loomed up at the time of the Puritans as he has
+since. It was addressed to his steed, after an ill-starred journey to
+Islingtontown. The poet said:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"'Twas for your pleasure you came here,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">You shall go back for mine."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Being a candid and frank man, as one ought to be who addresses the
+descendants of the Puritans, I may say that it was not at all for your
+pleasure that I came here. Though<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1043" id="Page_1043">[Pg 1043]</a></span> I may go back to gratify you, yet I
+came here for my own purposes. The time has passed away when I could
+make a distant journey from a mild climate to a cold though fair region,
+without; inconvenience; but there was one wish, I might almost say there
+was only one wish of my heart that I was anxious should be gratified. I
+had been favored with many occasions to see the seats of empire in this
+western world, and had never omitted occasions to see where the seats of
+empire were planted, and how they prospered. I had visited the capital
+of my own and of many other American States. I had regarded with
+admiration the capital of this great Republic, in whose destinies, in
+common with you all, I feel an interest which can never die. I had seen
+the capitals of the British Empire, and of many foreign empires, and had
+endeavored to study for myself the principles which have prevailed in
+the foundation of states and empires. With that view I had beheld a city
+standing where a migration from the Netherlands planted an empire on the
+bay of New York, at Manhattan, or perhaps more properly at Fort Orange.
+They sought to plant a commercial empire, and they did not fail; but in
+New York now, although they celebrate the memories and virtues of
+fatherland, there is no day dedicated to the colonization of New York by
+the original settlers, the immigrants from Holland. I have visited
+Wilmington, on Christina Creek, in Delaware, where a colony was planted
+by the Swedes, about the time of the settlement of Plymouth, and though
+the old church built by the colonists still stands there, I learned that
+there did not remain in the whole State a family capable of speaking the
+language, or conscious of bearing the name of one of the thirty-one
+original colonists.</p>
+
+<p>I have stood on the spot where a treaty was made by William Penn with
+the aborigines of Pennsylvania, where a seat of empire was established
+by him, and, although the statue of the good man stands in public
+places, and his memory remains in the minds of men, yet there is no day
+set apart for the recollection of the time and occasion when civil and
+religious liberty were planted in that State. I went still farther
+south, and descending the James River, sought the first colony of
+Virginia at Jamestown. There remains nothing but the broken, ruined
+tower of a poor church built of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1044" id="Page_1044">[Pg 1044]</a></span> brick, in which Pocahontas was married,
+and over the ruins of which the ivy now creeps. Not a human being, bond
+or free, is to be seen within a mile from the spot, nor a town or city
+as numerously populated as Plymouth, on the whole shores of the broad,
+beautiful, majestic river, between Richmond at the head, and Norfolk,
+where arms and the government have established fortifications. Nowhere
+else in America, then, was there left a remembrance by the descendants
+of the founders of colonies, of the virtues, the sufferings, the
+bravery, the fidelity to truth and freedom of their ancestors; and more
+painful still, nowhere in Europe can be found an acknowledgment or even
+a memory of these colonists. In Holland, in Spain, in Great Britain, in
+France, nowhere is there to be found any remembrance of the men they
+sent out to plant liberty on this continent. So on the way to the
+Mississippi, I saw where De Soto planted the standard of Spain, and, in
+imagination at least, I followed the march of Cortez in Mexico, and
+Pizarro in Peru; but their memory has gone out. Civil liberty perishes,
+and religious liberty was never known in South America; nor does Spain,
+any more than other lands, retain the memory of the apostles she sent
+out to convert the new world to a purer faith, and raise the hopes of
+mankind for the well-being of the future.</p>
+
+<p>There was one only place, where a company of outcasts, men despised,
+contemned, reproached as malcontents and fanatics, had planted a colony,
+and that colony had grown and flourished; and there had never been a day
+since it was planted that the very town, and shore, and coast, where it
+was planted had not grown and spread in population, wealth, prosperity,
+and happiness, richer and stronger continually. It had not only grown
+and flourished like a vigorous tree, rejoicing in its own strength, but
+had sent out offshoots in all directions. Everywhere the descendants of
+these colonists were found engaged in the struggles for civil and
+religious liberty, and the rights of man. I had found them by my side,
+the champions of humanity, upon whose stalwart arms I might safely rely.</p>
+
+<p>I came here, then, because the occasion offered, and if I pretermitted
+this, it might be the last, and I was unwilling that any friend or any
+child, who might lean upon me, who<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1045" id="Page_1045">[Pg 1045]</a></span> reckoned upon my counsel or advice,
+should know that I had been such a truant to the cause of religious
+liberty and humanity, as never to have seen the Rock of Plymouth.</p>
+
+<p>My mission being now accomplished, having shed tears in the first church
+of the Puritans, when the heartfelt benediction was pronounced over my
+unworthy head by that venerable pastor, I have only to ask that I be
+dismissed from further service with your kind wishes. I will hold the
+occasion ever dear to my remembrance, for it is here I have found the
+solution of the great political problem. Like Archimedes, I have found
+the fulcrum by whose aid I may move the world&mdash;the moral world&mdash;and that
+fulcrum is Plymouth Rock.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1046" id="Page_1046">[Pg 1046]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>WILLIAM TECUMSEH SHERMAN</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE ARMY AND NAVY</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of General William T. Sherman at the first annual dinner of
+the New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1880.
+The President, Benjamin D. Silliman, on announcing the toast, "The
+Army and Navy&mdash;Great and imperishable names and deeds have
+illustrated their history," said: "In response to this toast, I
+have the privilege of calling on the great Captain who commands the
+armies of the Republic; of whom it has been said, that he combines
+the skill and valor of the soldier, with the wisdom of the
+statesman, and whose name will ever live in the history of the
+nation. We shall have the great satisfaction of listening to
+General Sherman."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;While in Washington I was
+somewhat embarrassed by receiving invitations from two different New
+England societies to dine with them on different days in commemoration
+of the same event. I hoped, under cover of that mistake, to escape one
+or the other, but I find that each claims its day to be the genuine
+anniversary of the landing of their Fathers on Plymouth Rock. I must
+leave some of you to settle this controversy, for I don't know whether
+it was the 21st or 22d; you here in Brooklyn say the 21st; they in New
+York say it was the 22d. Laboring under this serious doubt, when I came
+on the stand and found my name enrolled among the orators and statesmen
+present, and saw that I was booked to make a speech, I appealed to a
+learned and most eloquent attorney to represent me on this occasion. I
+even tried to bribe him with an office which I could not give; but he
+said that he belonged to that army sometimes described as "invincible in
+peace, invisible in war." [Laughter.] He would not respond for me.
+Therefore I find myself upon the stand<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1047" id="Page_1047">[Pg 1047]</a></span> at this moment compelled to
+respond, after wars have been abolished by the Honorable Secretary of
+State, and men are said to have risen to that level where they are never
+to do harm to each other again&mdash;with the millennium come, in fact, God
+grant it may be so? [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I doubt it. I heard Henry Clay announce the same doctrine long before
+our Civil War. I heard also assertions of the same kind uttered on the
+floor of our Senate by learned and good men twenty years ago when we
+were on the very threshold of one of the most bloody wars which ever
+devastated this or any other land. Therefore I have some doubt whether
+mankind has attained that eminence where it can look backward upon wars
+and rumors of war, and forward to a state of perpetual peace.</p>
+
+<p>No, my friends, I think man remains the same to-day, as he was in the
+beginning. He is not alone a being of reason; he has passions and
+feelings which require sometimes to be curbed by force; and all prudent
+people ought to be ready and willing to meet strife when it comes. To be
+prepared is the best answer to that question. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Now my friends, the toast you have given me to-night to respond to is
+somewhat obscure to me. We have heard to-night enumerated the principles
+of your society&mdash;which are called "New England ideas." They are as
+perfect as the catechism. [Applause and laughter.] I have heard them
+supplemented by a sort of codicil, to the effect that a large part of
+our country&mdash;probably one-half&mdash;is still disturbed, and that the
+Northern man is not welcome there. I know of my own knowledge that
+two-thirds of the territory of the United States are not yet settled. I
+believe that when our Pilgrim Fathers landed on Plymouth Rock, they
+began the war of civilization against barbarism, which is not yet ended
+in America. The Nation then, as Mr. Beecher has well said, in the strife
+begun by our fathers, aimed to reach a higher manhood&mdash;a manhood of
+virtue, a manhood of courage, a manhood of faith, a manhood that aspires
+to approach the attributes of God Himself.</p>
+
+<p>Whilst granting to every man the highest liberty known on earth, every
+Yankee believes that the citizen must be the architect of his own
+fortune; must carry the same civilization wherever he goes, building
+school-houses and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1048" id="Page_1048">[Pg 1048]</a></span> churches for all alike, and wherever the Yankee has
+gone thus far he has carried his principles and has enlarged New England
+so that it now embraces probably a third or a half of the settled part
+of America. That has been a great achievement, but it is not yet
+completed. Your work is not all finished.</p>
+
+<p>You who sit here in New York, just as your London cousins did two
+hundred and fifty years ago, know not the struggle that is beyond. At
+this very moment of time there are Miles Standishes, under the cover of
+the snow of the Rocky Mountains, doing just what your forefathers did
+two hundred and fifty years ago. They have the same hard struggle before
+them that your fathers had. You remember they commenced in New England
+by building log cabins and fences and tilling the sterile, stony, soil,
+which Mr. Beecher describes, and I believe these have been largely
+instrumental in the development of the New England character. Had your
+ancestors been cast on the fertile shores of the lower Mississippi, you
+might not be the same vigorous men you are to-day. Your fathers had to
+toil and labor. That was a good thing for you, and it will be good for
+your children if you can only keep them in the same tracks. But here in
+New York and in Brooklyn, I do not think you now are exactly like your
+forefathers, but I can take you where you will see real live Yankees,
+very much the same as your fathers were. In New York with wealth and
+station, and everything that makes life pleasant, you are not the same
+persons physically, though you profess the same principles, yet as
+prudent men, you employ more policemen in New York&mdash;a larger proportion
+to the inhabitants of your city than the whole army of the United States
+bears to the people of the United States. You have no Indians here,
+though you have "scalpers." [Applause and laughter.] You have no
+"road-agents" here, and yet you keep your police; and so does our
+Government keep a police force where there are real Indians and real
+road-agents, and you, gentlemen, who sit here at this table to-night who
+have contributed of your means whereby railroads have been built across
+the continent, know well that this little army, which I represent here
+to-night, is at this moment guarding these great roadways against
+incursions of desperate men who would stop the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1049" id="Page_1049">[Pg 1049]</a></span> cars and interfere with
+the mails and travel, which would paralyze the trade and commerce of the
+whole civilized world, that now passes safely over the great Pacific
+road, leading to San Francisco. Others are building roads north and
+south, over which we soldiers pass almost yearly, and there also you
+will find the blue-coats to-day, guarding the road, not for their
+advantage, or their safety, but for your safety, for the safety of your
+capital.</p>
+
+<p>So long as there is such a thing as money, there will be people trying
+to get that money; they will struggle for it, and they will die for it
+sometimes. We are a good-enough people, a better people it may be than
+those of England, or France, though some doubt it. Still we believe
+ourselves a higher race of people than have ever been produced by any
+concatenation of events before. [Laughter.] We claim to be, and whether
+it be due to the ministers of New England, or to the higher type of
+manhood, of which Mr. Beecher speaks&mdash;which latter doctrine I prefer to
+submit to&mdash;I don't care which, there is in human nature a spark of
+mischief, a spark of danger, which in the aggregate will make force as
+necessary for the government of mankind as the Almighty finds the
+electric fluid necessary to clear the atmosphere. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>You speak in your toast of "honored names"; you are more familiar with
+the history of your country than I am, and know that the brightest pages
+have been written on the battle-field. Is there a New Englander here who
+would wipe "Bunker Hill" from his list for any price in Wall Street? Not
+one of you! Yet you can go out into Pennsylvania and find a thousand of
+bigger hills which you can buy for ten dollars an acre. It is not
+because of its money value, but because Warren died there in defence of
+your government which makes it so dear to you. Turn to the West. What
+man would part with the fame of Harrison and of Perry? They made the
+settlement of the great Northwest by your Yankees possible. They opened
+that highway to you, and shall no honor be given to them? Had it not
+been for the battles on the Thames by Harrison, and by Perry on Lake
+Erie, the settlement of the great West would not have occurred by New
+England industry and thrift. Therefore I say that there is an eloquence
+of thought in those names<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1050" id="Page_1050">[Pg 1050]</a></span> as great as ever was heard on the floor of
+Congress, or in the courts of New York. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>So I might go on, and take New Orleans, for example, where General
+Jackson fought a battle with the assistance of pirates, many of them
+black men and slaves, who became free by that act. There the black man
+first fought for his freedom, and I believe black men must fight for
+their freedom if they expect to get it and hold it secure. Every white
+soldier in this land will help him fight for his freedom, but he must
+first strike for it himself. "Who would be free, themselves must strike
+the blow." [Cheers.] That truth is ripening, and will manifest itself in
+due time. I have as much faith in it as I have that the manhood, and
+faith, and firmness, and courage of New England has contributed so much
+to the wealth, the civilization, the fame, and glory of our country.
+There is no danger of this country going backward. The Civil War settled
+facts that remain recorded and never will be obliterated. Taken in that
+connection I say that these battles were fought after many good and wise
+men had declared all war to be a barbarism&mdash;a thing of the past. The
+fields stained with patriotic blood will be revered by our children and
+our children's children, long after we, the actors, may be forgotten.
+The world will not stop; it is moving on; and the day will come when all
+nations will be equal "brothers all," when the Scotchman and the
+Englishman will be as the son of America. We want the universal humanity
+and manhood that Mr. Beecher has spoken of so eloquently. You Yankees
+don't want to monopolize all the virtues; if you do, you won't get them.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The Germans have an industry and a type of manhood which we may well
+imitate. We find them settling now in South America, and in fact they
+are heading you Yankees off in the South American trade. It won't do to
+sit down here and brag. You must go forth and settle up new lands for
+you and your children, as your fathers did. That is what has been going
+on since Plymouth Rock, and will to the end. The end is not yet, but
+that it will come and that this highest type of manhood will prevail in
+the end I believe as firmly as any man who stands on this floor. It will
+be done not by us alone, but by all people uniting, each acting his own
+part; the merchant, the lawyer, the mechanic, the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1051" id="Page_1051">[Pg 1051]</a></span> farmer, and the
+soldier. But I contend that so long as man is man there is a necessity
+for organized force, to enable us to reach the highest type of manhood
+aimed at by our New England ancestors. [Loud applause.]</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>A REMINISCENCE OF THE WAR</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of General William T. Sherman at the eighty-first annual
+dinner of the New England Society in the City of New York, December
+22, 1886. Judge Horace Russell presided and introduced General
+Sherman as a son of New England whom the Society delighted to
+honor. The toast proposed was, "Health and Long Life to General
+Sherman." The General was visibly affected by the enthusiastic
+greeting he received when he rose to respond.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen of the New England Society of New
+York</span>:&mdash;Were I to do the proper thing, I would turn to my friend on
+the left [T. DeWitt Talmage] and say, Amen; for he has drawn a glorious
+picture of war in language stronger than even I or my friend, General
+Schofield, could dare to use. But looking over the Society to-night&mdash;so
+many young faces here, so many old and loved ones gone&mdash;I feel almost as
+one of your Forefathers. [Laughter and applause.] Many and many a time
+have I been welcomed among you. I came from a bloody Civil War to New
+York twenty or twenty-one years ago, when a committee came to me in my
+room and dragged me unwillingly before the then New England Society of
+New York. They received me with such hearty applause and such kindly
+greetings that my heart goes out to you now to-night as their
+representatives. [Applause.] God knows I wish you, one and all, the
+blessings of life and enjoyment of the good things you now possess, and
+others yet in store for you.</p>
+
+<p>I hope not to occupy more than a few minutes of your time, for last
+night I celebrated the same event in Brooklyn, and at about two or three
+o'clock this morning I saw this hall filled with lovely ladies waltzing
+[laughter], and here again I am to-night. [Renewed laughter. A voice,
+"You're a rounder, General."] But I shall ever, ever recur to the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1052" id="Page_1052">[Pg 1052]</a></span> early
+meetings of the New England Society, in which I shared, with a pride and
+satisfaction which words will not express; and I hope the few I now say
+will be received in the kindly spirit they are made in, be they what
+they may, for the call upon me is sudden and somewhat unexpected.</p>
+
+<p>I have no toast. I am a rover. [Laughter.] I can choose to say what I
+may&mdash;not tied by any text or formula. I know when you look upon old
+General Sherman, as you seem to call him [Oh, oh!]&mdash;pretty young yet, my
+friends, not all the devil out of me yet, and I hope still to share with
+you many a festive occasion&mdash;whenever you may assemble, wherever the
+sons of New England may assemble, be it here under this Delmonico roof,
+or in Brooklyn, or even in Boston, I will try to be there. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>My friends, I have had many, many experiences, and it always seems to me
+easier to recur to some of them when I am on my feet, for they come back
+to me like the memory of a dream, pleasant to think of. And now,
+to-night, I know the Civil War is uppermost in your minds, although I
+would banish it as a thing of trade, something too common to my calling;
+yet I know it pleases the audience to refer to little incidents here and
+there of the great Civil War, in which I took a humble part. [Applause.]
+I remember, one day away down in Georgia, somewhere between, I think,
+Milledgeville and Millen, I was riding on a good horse and had some
+friends along with me to keep good-fellowship. [Laughter.] A pretty
+numerous party, all clever good fellows. [Renewed laughter.] Riding
+along, I spied a plantation. I was thirsty, rode up to the gate and
+dismounted. One of these men with sabres by their side, called
+orderlies, stood by my horse. I walked up on the porch, where there was
+an old gentleman, probably sixty years of age, white-haired and very
+gentle in his manners&mdash;evidently a planter of the higher class. I asked
+him if he would be kind enough to give me some water. He called a boy,
+and soon he had a bucket of water with a dipper. I then asked for a
+chair, and called one or two of my officers. Among them was, I think,
+Dr. John Moore, who recently has been made Surgeon-General of the Army,
+for which I am very glad&mdash;indebted to Mr. Cleveland. [Laughter and
+applause.] We sat on the porch, and the old man held the bucket, and I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1053" id="Page_1053">[Pg 1053]</a></span>
+took a long drink of water, and maybe lighted a cigar [laughter], and it
+is possible I may have had a little flask of whiskey along. [Renewed
+laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>At all events, I got into a conversation; and the troops drifted along,
+passing down the roadway closely by fours, and every regiment had its
+banner, regimental or national, sometimes furled and sometimes afloat.
+The old gentleman says:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"General, what troops are these passing now?"</p>
+
+<p>As the color-bearer came by, I said: "Throw out your colors. That is the
+39th Iowa."</p>
+
+<p>"The 39th Iowa! 39th Iowa! Iowa! 39th! What do you mean by 39th?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said I, "habitually, a regiment, when organized, amounts to
+1,000 men."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you pretend to say Iowa has sent 39,000 men into this cruel Civil
+War?" [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>"Why, my friend, I think that may be inferred."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," says he, "where's Iowa?" [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>"Iowa is a State bounded on the east by the Mississippi, on the south by
+Missouri, on the west by unknown country, and on the north by the North
+Pole."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," says he, "39,000 men from Iowa! You must have a million men."</p>
+
+<p>Says I: "I think about that."</p>
+
+<p>Presently another regiment came along.</p>
+
+<p>"What may that be?"</p>
+
+<p>I called to the color-bearer: "Throw out your colors and let us see,"
+and it was the 21st or 22d Wisconsin&mdash;I have forgotten which.</p>
+
+<p>"Wisconsin! Northwest Territory! Wisconsin! Is it spelled with an O or a
+W?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, we spell it now with a W. It used to be spelled Ouis."</p>
+
+<p>"The 22d! that makes 22,000 men?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I think there are a good many more than that. Wisconsin has sent
+about 30,000 men into the war."</p>
+
+<p>Then again came along another regiment from Minnesota.</p>
+
+<p>"Minnesota! My God! where is Minnesota?" [Laughter.] "Minnesota!"</p>
+
+<p>"Minnesota is away up on the sources of the Mississippi<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1054" id="Page_1054">[Pg 1054]</a></span> River, a
+beautiful Territory, too, by the way&mdash;a beautiful State."</p>
+
+<p>"A State?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; has Senators in Congress; good ones, too. They're very fine
+men&mdash;very fine troops."</p>
+
+<p>"How many men has she sent to this cruel war?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I don't exactly know; somewhere between 10,000 and 20,000 men,
+probably. Don't make any difference&mdash;all we want." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>"Well," says he, "now we must have been a set of fools to throw down the
+gage of battle to a country we didn't know the geography of!" [Laughter
+and applause.] "When I went to school that was the Northwest Territory,
+and the Northwest Territory&mdash;well," says he, "we looked upon that as
+away off, and didn't know anything about it. Fact is, we didn't know
+anything at all about it."</p>
+
+<p>Said I: "My friend, think of it a moment. Down here in Georgia, one of
+the original thirteen States which formed the great Union of this
+country, you have stood fast. You have stood fast while the great
+Northwest has been growing with a giant's growth. Iowa to-day, my
+friend, contains more railroads, more turnpikes, more acres of
+cultivated land, more people, more intelligence, more schools, more
+colleges&mdash;more of everything which constitutes a refined and enlightened
+State&mdash;than the whole State of Georgia."</p>
+
+<p>"My God," says the man, "it's awful. I didn't dream of that."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," says I, "look here, my friend; I was once a banker, and have
+some knowledge of notes, indorsements, and so forth. Did you ever have
+anything to do with indorsements?"</p>
+
+<p>Says he: "Yes, I have had my share. I have a factor in Savannah, and I
+give my note and he indorses it, and I get the money somehow or other. I
+have to pay it in the end out of the crop."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," says I, "now look here. In 1861 the Southern States had
+4,000,000 slaves as property, for which the States of Pennsylvania, New
+York, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and so forth, were indorsers. We were on
+the bond. Your slaves were protected by the same law which protects land
+and other property. Now, you got mad at them because they<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1055" id="Page_1055">[Pg 1055]</a></span> didn't think
+exactly as you did about religion, and about this thing and t'other
+thing; and like a set of fools you first took your bond and drew your
+pen through the indorser's names. Do you know what the effect will be?
+You will never get paid for those niggers at all." [Laughter.] "They are
+gone. They're free men now."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," says he, "we were the greatest set of fools that ever were in
+the world." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>And so I saw one reconstructed man in the good State of Georgia before I
+left it. [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Yes, my friends, in those days things looked gloomy to us, but the
+decree came from a higher power. No pen, no statesman, in fact, no
+divine could have solved the riddle which bound us at that time; nothing
+but the great God of War. And you and your fathers, your ancestors, if
+you please, of whom I profess to be one [applause], had to resort to the
+great arbiter of battles, and call upon Jove himself. And now all men in
+America, North and South, East and West, stand free before the tribunal
+of the Almighty, each man to work out his own destiny according to his
+ability, and according to his virtue, and according to his manhood.
+[Applause.] I assure you that we who took part in that war were kindly
+men. We did not wish to kill. We did not wish to strike a blow. I know
+that I grieved as much as any man when I saw pain and sorrow and
+affliction among the innocent and distressed, and when I saw burning and
+desolation. But these were incidents of war, and were forced upon
+us&mdash;forced upon us by men influenced by a bad ambition; not by the men
+who owned those slaves, but by politicians who used that as a pretext,
+and forced you and your fathers and me and others who sit near me, to
+take up arms and settle the controversy once and forever. [Cries of
+"good," and loud applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Now, my friends of New England, we all know what your ancestors are
+recorded to have been; mine were of the same stock. Both my parents were
+from Norwalk, Connecticut. I think and feel like you. I, too, was taught
+the alphabet with blows, and all the knowledge I possessed before I went
+to West Point was spanked into me by the ferule of those old
+schoolmasters. [Laughter.] I learned my lesson well, and I hope that
+you, sons of New England, will ever stand<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1056" id="Page_1056">[Pg 1056]</a></span> by your country and its flag,
+glory in the achievements of your ancestors, and forever&mdash;and to a day
+beyond forever, if necessary, giving you time to make the journey to
+your last resting-place&mdash;honor your blood, honor your Forefathers, honor
+yourselves, and treasure the memories of those who have gone before you.
+[Enthusiastic applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1057" id="Page_1057">[Pg 1057]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>BALLARD SMITH</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE PRESS OF THE SOUTH</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Ballard Smith at the annual banquet given by the
+Southern Society of New York, February 22, 1888. John C. Calhoun,
+one of the Vice-Presidents of the Society, presided. Mr. Smith
+spoke to the toast, "The Press of the South."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;The newspaper has always been a
+potent factor in the South&mdash;for many years almost exclusively political,
+but since the war occupying its more proper sphere and assisting more
+largely in the material development of the country. I think every
+Southern man will agree with me that the change of procession has been
+to the very great advantage of our section. The columns of the
+ante-bellum newspaper were too often the opportunity for the indulgence
+of excited passions, political and social, and I doubt if our people
+could not have better spared the newspaper altogether than to have
+permitted the license of accusation, political incitement, and personal
+rancor which characterized so largely the journals of thirty years ago.
+[Applause.] But they were virile hands which held editorial pens in
+those days and the faults were doubtless faults of the period rather
+than of the men themselves. It was a splendid galaxy&mdash;that company which
+included George D. Prentiss, Rhett, Forsythe, Hughes, Henry D. Wise,
+John Mitchell, and Thomas Ritchie.</p>
+
+<p>But it is of Southern journalism during these last twenty years of which
+I would speak. I have known something of it because my own
+apprenticeship was served in one of the most brilliant journals of this
+or any other time and of this or any other country. The services of
+Henry Watterson to the South and to the country are a part of the
+history of our time. [Applause.] His loyalty toward his section could
+never have been doubted, and his firmness and broad patriotism served it
+at a time of need to a degree which per<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1058" id="Page_1058">[Pg 1058]</a></span>haps the firmness and patriotism
+of no other man in the South could have equalled. He had for the vehicle
+of his eloquent fervor a newspaper which commanded the affection of his
+own people and the respect of the North. [Applause.] With the
+restoration of order great newspapers&mdash;fair rivals to their great
+contemporaries in the Eastern and Northern States&mdash;have grown to
+prosperity in the various centres of the South, and they have acted out
+a mission which is in some respects peculiar to themselves.</p>
+
+<p>More important than politics to the South, more important than the
+advocacy of good morals&mdash;for of that our people took good care
+themselves in city as in country&mdash;has been the material development of
+our resources. The War left us very poor. The carpet-bag governments
+stole a very large part of the little that was left. Injudicious
+speculations in cotton during a few years of madness almost completed
+our bankruptcy. With fertile fields, cheap labor, extraordinary mineral
+resources, our almost undisputed control of one of the great staples of
+the world, the year 1876 found us a prostrate people almost beyond
+precedent. To this breach came several thoughtful, public-spirited,
+eloquent men of the newspaper guild. It was our good fortune that in
+Dawson of the "Charleston News and Courier," in Major Burke, Page M.
+Baker, and Colonel Nicholson of New Orleans; in Major Belo of Galveston;
+in the editors of "The Nashville Banner," "The American," "The Memphis
+Appeal," "The Richmond Dispatch and State," and above all, in Henry W.
+Grady, of "The Atlanta Constitution" [applause], we had spokesmen who,
+day in and day out, in season and out, year after year devoted their
+thoughts, their study, and their abilities to showing the world, first,
+the sturdy intention of our people to recuperate their lost fortunes;
+and second, the extraordinary resources of their section. [Applause.]
+Certainly not in the history of my profession and perhaps not in any
+history of such endeavor, have men, sinking mere personal interests and
+ignoring the allurements of ambition, through a more dramatic exercise
+of their talents so devoted themselves to the practical interests of
+their people. [Applause.] We saw the results in the awakened curiosity
+of the world, and in the speedy influx of capital to aid us in our
+recuperation. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1059" id="Page_1059">[Pg 1059]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>CHARLES EMORY SMITH</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>IRELAND'S STRUGGLES</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Charles Emory Smith at the banquet given by the
+Hibernian Society of Philadelphia, St. Patrick's Day, March 17,
+1887. Mr. Smith was introduced by the Society's President, John
+Field, and called upon to speak to the toast, "The Press."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;These annual dinners of the
+Hibernian Society, several of which I have had the honor of attending,
+are distinguished by a peculiar association and spirit. The sons of
+other nationalities, Englishmen, Welshmen, Scotchmen, Germans, and those
+among whom I count myself&mdash;the sons of New England&mdash;are accustomed to
+meet annually on the anniversary of a patron saint or on some great
+historic occasion as you do. And those of us who have the opportunity of
+going from one to the other will, I am sure, agree with me that nowhere
+else do we find the patriotic fire and the deep moving spirit which we
+find here. Something of this, Mr. President, is due to the buoyant
+quality of blood which flows in every Irishman's veins&mdash;a quality which
+makes the Irishman, wherever he may be and under all circumstances,
+absolutely irrepressible. Something, I say, is due to this buoyant
+quality of the Irish blood. Still, some of it is due to the fact that he
+is moved by a deep sense of the woes and the wrongs, of the sadness and
+the sorrows of his native land. Oppression and injustice only inflame
+the spirit of nationality. The heel of the oppressor may crush and tear
+the form or reduce the strength, but nothing crushes the inward resolve
+of the heart. The Americans were never so American as when they revolted
+against England and threw the tea overboard into Boston harbor, and
+punished the Red-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1060" id="Page_1060">[Pg 1060]</a></span>Coats at Bunker Hill. The heavy yoke of Austria rested
+grievously upon Hungary, but they raised themselves in revolt and fought
+fearlessly for their home rule, for their freedom and their rights. And
+they were defeated by treason in their camps and by the combined forces
+of Austria and Russia. Yet, sir, they persevered until they achieved
+home rule&mdash;as will Ireland at no distant day.</p>
+
+<p>The long history of oppression and injustice in Ireland has not only not
+extinguished the flame of Irish patriotism and feeling, but has served
+to kindle it, to make it more glowing to-day than ever before. For seven
+centuries Ireland has wrestled with and been subjected to misrule&mdash;to
+England's misrule: a rule great and noble in many things, as her
+priceless statesman says, but with this one dark, terrible stain upon an
+otherwise noble history. Only a day or two ago there reached our shores
+the last number of an English periodical, containing an article from the
+pen of that great statesman, to whom not only all Ireland, but all the
+civilized world is looking to-day to battle for freedom in England. The
+article presents, in the most striking form that I have ever seen,
+statements of what is properly called Ireland's demands. And I was
+struck there with the most extraordinary statement coming from this
+great statesman of England, of the character of England's rule, or
+rather England's misrule, of Ireland during those seven centuries. For
+all those centuries, he says, were centuries not only of subjection, but
+of extreme oppression. The fifth century was the century of
+confiscation; the sixth was a century of penal laws&mdash;penal laws, which,
+he says, "we cannot defend and which we must condemn and wash our hands
+of the whole proceedings"&mdash;a century of penal laws, except from 1778 to
+1795, which he calls the golden age of Ireland. And as I stop for a
+moment to recollect what had distinguished that period, and as you stop
+here to-night and recollect for a single moment what had distinguished
+that short period of that century and made it the golden age of Ireland,
+you will understand why it was so called. It was the period when Henry
+Grattan, the great leader of the first battle for home rule, poured
+forth his learned and masterly eloquence; when Curran made his powerful
+plea for religious emancipation. The period when Robert Emmet&mdash;to whom
+such<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1061" id="Page_1061">[Pg 1061]</a></span> glorious tribute has been paid here to-night&mdash;was learning, in the
+bright early morn of that career which promised to be so great and to do
+so much, those lessons of patriotism which enabled him, when cut down in
+the flower of youth, to meet even his ignominious death with marvellous
+nerve and firm confidence, with courage and patriotism.</p>
+
+<p>And, Gentlemen, I believe that it is one glorious trait of the American
+press that during this struggle which has gone on now for years, this
+struggle for justice in Ireland, that the press of America has been true
+to the best inspirations of liberty; and I unhesitatingly say to England
+and to the English ministers, that if they would conform to the judgment
+of the civilized world they must abandon their course of intoleration
+and oppression, and must do justice to long oppressed Ireland. The
+press, the united press of Philadelphia, and of other great cities of
+the country, have done their part in promoting that work which has been
+going on among our people for the last few years to attain this end.</p>
+
+<p>The press of Philadelphia aided in raising that magnificent fund of
+$50,000 which went from this side; and if it need be, it will put its
+hand to the plough and renew work. It was the remark of Mr. Gladstone,
+that looking at past events, they [England] could not cite a single
+witness in behalf of the cause which they represented. The American
+people began their contributions in 1847, to prevent the starvation of
+many of those people, and they continued their contributions to stop
+evictions, and to pay the landlords; they continued their contributions
+to promote that work of freedom and justice and home rule, for which we
+stand united, inflexible and immovable until it shall be finally
+accomplished. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1062" id="Page_1062">[Pg 1062]</a></span></p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h4>THE PRESIDENT'S PRELUDE</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Charles Emory Smith at the thirteenth annual dinner of
+the New England Society of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, December 22,
+1893. Mr. Smith, then President of the Society, delivered the usual
+introductory address of the presiding officer, immediately after
+ex-President Benjamin F. Harrison had spoken.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Honored Guests and Fellow-members</span>:&mdash;I am sure that you have
+greatly enjoyed the brilliant and witty speech to which you have just
+listened&mdash;a speech which shows that our distinguished guest is as
+felicitous at the dinner-table as he is signally successful in other
+fields of oratory. But if you have deluded yourself with the idea that
+because of this change in the programme you are to escape the infliction
+of the usual address by the President of the Society, it is now my duty
+to undeceive you. [Laughter.] Even the keen reflections of General
+Harrison respecting the prepared impromptu speeches shall not deter us.
+The rest of us who are not as gifted as he is have expended too much
+midnight oil and sacrificed too much of the gray matter of the brain to
+lose our opportunity. You will see that we have anticipated his
+impromptu observations by carefully premeditating our impromptu reply.
+[Laughter.] Lord Beaconsfield said that Carlyle had reasons to speak
+civilly of Cromwell, for Cromwell would have hanged him. [Laughter.]
+General Harrison has been hanging the rest of us&mdash;yes, hanging and
+quartering us&mdash;though this is far from being the only reason for
+speaking civilly of him, and yet we must go on with the exhibition.</p>
+
+<p>You have observed that on the programme, as arranged by the Committee,
+the first number is a prelude by the President and the last a hymn by
+the Society. The Committee evidently intended to begin and end with
+music. What particular solo they expect me to perform I am somewhat
+uncertain. But the truth is you have already had a part of the music and
+you will have the rest when I am done. For my part is only that of the
+leader in the old Puritan choir&mdash;to take up the tuning fork and pitch
+the key; and I do this when I say that we are assembled for the two
+hundred<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1063" id="Page_1063">[Pg 1063]</a></span> and seventy-third time [laughter] to commemorate the landing of
+the Pilgrims on Plymouth Rock. If any one doubts the correctness of that
+chronology, let him consult Brothers Shortridge and Lewis and Clark and
+Cornish, who have been with us from the beginning. [Laughter.] We have
+met to celebrate these fourfathers [laughter], as well as some others,
+and to glorify ourselves. If we had any doubts about the duty we owe our
+ancestors, we have no scruples about the satisfaction we take in their
+posterity. "My idea of first-rate poetry," said Josh Billings, "is the
+kind of poetry that I would have writ." So our idea of first-rate
+posterity is the kind of posterity we are. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But while not forgetting the posterity, it is not forbidden at these
+dinners to make an occasional and casual allusion to the Pilgrim
+Fathers. Thackeray tells us of an ardent young lady who had a devotion
+of the same sort to "Nicholas Nickleby." When she wanted instruction,
+she read "Nicholas Nickleby." When she wanted amusement, she read
+"Nicholas Nickleby." When she had leisure, she read "Nicholas Nickleby."
+When she was busy, she read "Nicholas Nickleby." When she was sick, she
+read "Nicholas Nickleby," and when she got well, she read "Nicholas
+Nickleby" over again. [Laughter.] We return with the same infrequent,
+inconstant and uncertain fidelity to the memory of the Pilgrim Fathers.
+If we seek the light persiflage and airy humor of the after-dinner
+spirit, we find an inexhaustible fountain in the quaint customs and odd
+conceits of the Pilgrim Fathers. If we seek the enkindling fire and the
+moral elevation of high principle and profound conviction and resolute
+courage, we find a never-ceasing inspiration in the unfaltering
+earnestness and imperishable deeds of the Pilgrim Fathers. [Applause.]
+After praying for all the rest of mankind, the good colored preacher
+closed up with the invocation "And, finally, O Lord! bless the people of
+the uninhabited portions of the globe." [Laughter.] We are sometimes as
+comprehensive in our good-will as the colored brother; but to-night we
+fix our thoughts upon that more limited portion of mankind which belongs
+in nativity or ancestry to that more restricted part of the globe known
+as New England.</p>
+
+<p>We are here to sing the praises of these sturdy people. They, too,
+sang&mdash;and sang with a fervor that was celebrated<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1064" id="Page_1064">[Pg 1064]</a></span> in the memorable
+inscription on one of the pews of old Salem Church:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Could poor King David but for once</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">To Salem Church repair,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And hear his Psalms thus warbled out,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Good Lord! how he would swear."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>And it was not in Salem Church, either, that the Psalms were sung with
+the peculiar variations of which we have record. An enterprising
+establishment proposed to furnish all the hymn-books to a congregation
+not abundantly blessed with this world's goods, provided it might insert
+a little advertisement. The thrifty congregation in turn thought there
+would be no harm in binding up any proper announcement with Watt and
+Doddridge; but when they assembled on Christmas morning, they started
+back aghast as they found themselves singing&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Hark! The herald angels sing,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Beecham's Pills are just the thing;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Peace on earth and mercy mild,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Two for man and one for child."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>But if the Pilgrim Fathers were not the sweetest warblers, they at least
+never wobbled. They always went direct to their mark. As Emerson said of
+Napoleon, they would shorten a straight line to get at a point. They
+faced the terrors of the New England northeast blast and starved in the
+wilderness in order that we might live in freedom. We have literally
+turned the tables on them and patiently endure the trying hardships of
+this festive board in order that their memories may not die in
+forgetfulness.</p>
+
+<p>We can never forget the hardships which they were forced to endure, but
+at the same time we must recognize that they had some advantages over
+us. They escaped some of the inflictions to which we have been compelled
+to submit. They braved the wintry blast of Plymouth, but they never knew
+the everlasting wind of the United States Senate. [Laughter.] They
+slumbered under the long sermons of Cotton Mather, but they never
+dreamed of the fourteen consecutive hours of Nebraska Allen or Nevada
+Stewart. They battled with Armenian dogmas and Antinomian heresies, but
+they never experienced the exhilarating delights of the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1065" id="Page_1065">[Pg 1065]</a></span> Silver debate
+or throbbed under the rapturous and tumultuous emotions of a Tariff
+Schedule. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>They had their days of festivity. They observed the annual day of
+Thanksgiving with a reverent, and not infrequently with a jocund,
+spirit; but advanced as they were in many respects, they never reached
+that sublime moral elevation and that high state of civilization which
+enable us in our day to see that the only true way to observe
+Thanksgiving is to shut up the churches and revel in the spiritual
+glories of the flying wedge and the triumphant touchdown. [Laughter.]
+Their calendar had three great red-letter days of celebration:
+Commencement day, which expressed and emphasized the foremost place they
+gave to education in their civil and religious polity; Training or
+Muster day, which illustrated the spirit and the skill that gave them
+victory over the Indians and made them stand undaunted on Bunker Hill
+under Warren and Putnam until above the gleaming column of red-coats
+they could look into the whites of the enemies' eyes; and Election day,
+upon which, with its election sermon and its solemn choice of rulers,
+they acted out their high sense of patriotic duty to the Commonwealth.
+We are deeply concerned in these days about the debasement of the
+ballot-box. Perhaps we could find a panacea in the practice of our
+Pilgrim Fathers. They enacted a law that the right of suffrage should be
+limited to church members in good standing. Suppose we had such a law
+now, what a mighty revolution it would work either in exterminating
+fraud or in promoting piety! "Men and Brethren!" said the colored
+parson, "two ways are open before you, the broad and narrow way which
+leads to perdition, and the straight and crooked way which leads to
+damnation." [Laughter.] We have before us now the two ways of stuffed
+ballot-boxes and empty pews, and our problem is to change the stuffing
+from the ballot-boxes to the pews. I am not altogether sure which result
+would be accomplished; but it is quite clear that if the law of our
+Fathers did not destroy corruption in politics, it would at least kindle
+a fresh interest in the church. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, it is with honest pride and fresh inspiration that we gather
+once a year to revive our enkindling story. The Santa Maria, with its
+antique form and its flying pen<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1066" id="Page_1066">[Pg 1066]</a></span>nant, contrasting the past with the
+present, amid the dazzling and now vanishing splendors of the wondrous
+White City, has this year recalled the discovery of America. But the
+jewel is more precious than the casket. The speaking picture appeals to
+us more than its stately setting. And heroic as was the voyage of the
+Santa Maria across a trackless sea to an unknown continent, it was the
+nobler mission of the Mayflower to bring the priceless seeds of
+principle and liberty which have blossomed in the resplendent
+development and progress of our great free Republic. Conscience
+incarnate in Brewster and Bradford, in Winthrop and Winslow, smote
+Plymouth Rock; and from that hour there has poured forth from its rich
+fountain a perennial stream of intellectual and moral force which has
+flooded and fertilized a broad continent. The Puritan spirit was duty;
+the Puritan creed was conscience; the Puritan principle was individual
+freedom; the Puritan demand was organized liberty, guaranteed and
+regulated by law. [Applause.] That spirit is for to-day as much as for
+two centuries ago. It fired at Lexington the shot heard round the world,
+and it thundered down the ages in the Emancipation Proclamation. It
+lives for no narrow section and it is limited to no single class. The
+soul that accepts God and conscience and equal manhood has the Puritan
+spirit, whether he comes from Massachusetts or Virginia, from Vermont or
+Indiana; whether you call him Quaker or Catholic, disciple of Saint
+Nicholas or follower of Saint George. [Applause.] The Puritan did not
+pass away with his early struggles. He has changed his garb and his
+speech; he has advanced with the progress of the age; but in his
+fidelity to principle and his devotion to duty he lives to-day as truly
+as he lived in the days of the Puritan Revolution and the Puritan
+Pilgrimage. His spirit shines in the lofty teachings of Channing and in
+the unbending principles of Sumner, in the ripened wisdom of Emerson and
+in the rhythmical lessons of Longfellow. The courageous John Pym was not
+more resolute and penetrating in leading the great struggle in the Long
+Parliament than was George F. Edmunds in the Senate of the United
+States. And the intrepid and sagacious John Hampden, heroic in battle
+and supreme in council, wise, steadfast, and true, was but a prototype
+of Benjamin Harrison.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1067" id="Page_1067">[Pg 1067]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>HERBERT SPENCER</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE GOSPEL OF RELAXATION</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Herbert Spencer at a dinner given in his honor in New
+York City, November 9, 1882. William M. Evarts presided.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;Along with your kindness there
+comes to me a great unkindness from Fate; for now, that above all times
+in my life I need the full command of what powers of speech I possess,
+disturbed health so threatens to interfere with them, that I fear I
+shall often inadequately express myself. Any failure in my response you
+must please ascribe, in part at least, to a greatly disordered nervous
+system. Regarding you as representing Americans at large, I feel that
+the occasion is one on which arrears of thanks are due. I ought to begin
+with the time, some two and twenty years ago, when my highly valued
+friend, Professor Youmans, making efforts to diffuse my books here,
+interested on their behalf Messrs. Appleton, who have ever treated me so
+honorably and so handsomely; and I ought to detail from that time onward
+the various marks and acts of sympathy by which I have been encouraged
+in a struggle which was for many years disheartening.</p>
+
+<p>But intimating thus briefly my general indebtedness to my numerous
+friends most of them unknown on this side of the Atlantic, I must name
+more especially the many attentions and proffered hospitalities met with
+during my late tour as well as, lastly and chiefly, this marked
+expression of the sympathies and good wishes which many of you have
+travelled so far to give at great cost of that time which is so precious
+to an American. I believe I may truly say that the better health which
+you have so cordially wished me will be in a measure furthered by the
+wish; since all pleasur<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1068" id="Page_1068">[Pg 1068]</a></span>able emotion is conducive to health, and as you
+will fully believe, the remembrance of this evening will ever continue
+to be a source of pleasurable emotion exceeded by few if any of my
+remembrances.</p>
+
+<p>And now that I have thanked you sincerely though too briefly, I am going
+to find fault with you. Already in some remarks drawn from me respecting
+American affairs and American character, I have passed criticisms which
+have been accepted far more good-naturedly than I could reasonably have
+expected; and it seems strange that I should now again propose to
+transgress. However, the fault I have to comment upon is one which most
+will scarcely regard as a fault. It seems to me that in one respect
+Americans have diverged too widely from savages. I do not mean to say
+that they are in general unduly civilized. Throughout large parts of the
+population even in long-settled regions there is no excess of those
+virtues needed for the maintenance of social harmony. Especially out in
+the West men's dealings do not yet betray too much of the "sweetness and
+light" which we are told distinguish the cultured man from the
+barbarian; nevertheless there is a sense in which my assertion is true.</p>
+
+<p>You know that the primitive man lacks power of application. Spurred by
+hunger, by danger or revenge he can exert himself energetically for a
+time, but his energy is spasmodic. Monotonous daily toil is impossible
+to him. It is otherwise with the more developed man. The stern
+discipline of social life has gradually increased the aptitude for
+persistent industry; until among us, and still more among you, work has
+become with many a passion. This contrast of nature is another aspect.
+The savage thinks only of present satisfactions and leaves future
+satisfactions uncared for. Contrariwise the American, eagerly pursuing a
+future good almost ignores what good the passing day offers him; and
+when the future good is gained, he neglects that while striving for some
+still remoter good.</p>
+
+<p>What I have seen and heard during my stay among you has forced on me the
+belief that this slow change from habitual inertness to persistent
+activity has reached an extreme from which there must begin a
+counter-change&mdash;a reaction. Everywhere I have been struck with the
+number of faces<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1069" id="Page_1069">[Pg 1069]</a></span> which told in strong lines of the burdens that had to
+be borne. I have been struck, too, with the large proportion of
+gray-haired men; and inquiries have brought out the fact that with you
+the hair commonly begins to turn some ten years earlier than with us.
+Moreover, in every circle I have met men who had themselves suffered
+from nervous collapse due to the stress of business, or named friends
+who had either killed themselves by overwork or had been permanently
+incapacitated or had wasted long periods in endeavors to recover health.
+I do but echo the opinion of all the observant persons I have spoken to
+that immense injury is being done by this high-pressure life&mdash;the
+physique is being undermined. That subtle thinker and poet whom you have
+lately had to mourn&mdash;Emerson,&mdash;says in his "Essay on the Gentleman,"
+that the first requisite is that he shall be a good animal. The
+requisite is a general one&mdash;it extends to man, the father, the citizen.
+We hear a great deal about the "vile body"; and many are encouraged by
+the phrase to transgress the laws of health. But Nature quietly
+suppresses those who treat thus disrespectfully one of her highest
+products and leaves the world to be peopled by the descendants of those
+who are not so foolish.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond these immediate mischiefs, there are remoter mischiefs. Exclusive
+devotion to work has the result that amusements cease to please; and
+when relaxation becomes imperative, life becomes dreary from lack of its
+sole interest&mdash;the interest in business. The remark current in England
+that when the American travels, his aim is to do the greatest amount of
+sight-seeing in the shortest time, I find current here also; it is
+recognized that the satisfaction of getting on devours nearly all other
+satisfactions. When recently at Niagara, which gave us a whole week's
+pleasure, I learned from the landlord of the hotel that most Americans
+come one day and go away the next. Old Froissart, who said of the
+English of his day that "they take their pleasures sadly after their
+fashion," would doubtless, if he lived now, say of the Americans that
+"they take their pleasures hurriedly after their fashion." In large
+measure with us, and still more with you, there is not that abandonment
+to the moment which is requisite for full enjoyment; and this
+abandonment is prevented by the ever-present sense of mul<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1070" id="Page_1070">[Pg 1070]</a></span>titudinous
+responsibilities. So that beyond the serious physical mischief caused by
+overwork, there is the further mischief that it destroys what value
+there would otherwise be in the leisure part of life. Nor do the evils
+end here. There is the injury to posterity. Damaged constitutions
+re-appear in their children and entail on them far more of ill than
+great fortunes yield them of good. When life has been duly rationalized
+by science, it will be seen that among a man's duties the care of the
+body is imperative not only out of regard for personal welfare, but also
+out of regard for descendants. His constitution will be considered as an
+entailed estate which he ought to pass on uninjured if not improved to
+those who follow; and it will be held that millions bequeathed by him
+will not compensate for feeble health and decreased ability to enjoy
+life.</p>
+
+<p>Once more, there is the injury to fellow-citizens taking the shape of
+undue regard of competitors. I hear that a great trader among you
+deliberately endeavored to crush out everyone whose business competed
+with his own; and manifestly the man who, making himself a slave to
+accumulation, absorbs an inordinate share of the trade or profession he
+is engaged in, makes life harder for all others engaged in it and
+excludes from it many who might otherwise gain competencies. Thus,
+besides the egoistic motive, there are two altruistic motives which
+should deter from this excess in work.</p>
+
+<p>The truth is there needs a revised ideal of life. Look back through the
+past, or look abroad through the present, and we find that the ideal of
+life is variable and depends on social conditions. Everyone knows that
+to be a successful warrior was the highest aim among all ancient peoples
+of note, as it is still among many barbarous peoples. When we remember
+that in the Norseman's heaven, the time was to be passed in daily
+battles with magical healing of wounds, we see how deeply rooted may
+become the conception that fighting is man's proper business and that
+industry is fit only for slaves and people of low degree. That is to
+say, when the chronic struggles of races necessitate perpetual wars
+there is evolved an ideal of life adapted to the requirements. We have
+changed all that in modern civilized societies, especially in England
+and still more in America. With the decline<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1071" id="Page_1071">[Pg 1071]</a></span> of militant activity and
+the growth of industrial activity the occupations once disgraceful have
+become honorable. The duty to work has taken the place of the duty to
+fight; and in the one case as in the other the ideal of life has become
+so well established that scarcely anybody dreams of questioning it.
+Practical business has been substituted for war as the purpose of
+existence.</p>
+
+<p>Is this modern ideal to survive throughout the future? I think not.
+While all other things undergo continuous change, it is impossible that
+ideals should remain fixed. The ancient ideal was appropriate to the
+ages of conquest by man over man and spread of the strongest races. The
+modern ideal is appropriate to ages in which conquest of the earth and
+subjection of the powers of Nature to human use is the predominant need.
+But hereafter, when both these ends have in the main been achieved, the
+ideal formed will probably differ considerably from the present one. May
+we not foresee the nature of the difference? I think we may.</p>
+
+<p>Some twenty years ago, a good friend of mine and a good friend of yours,
+too, though you never saw him, John Stuart Mill, delivered at St.
+Andrew's an inaugural address on the occasion of his appointment to the
+Lord Rectorship. It contained much to be admired, as did all he wrote;
+there ran through it, however, the tacit assumption that life is for
+learning and working. I felt at the time that I should have liked to
+take up the opposite thesis. I should have liked to contend that life is
+not for learning nor is life for working, but learning and working are
+for life. The primary use of knowledge is for such guidance of conduct
+under all circumstances as shall make living complete&mdash;all other uses of
+knowledge are secondary. It scarcely needs saying that the primary use
+of work is that of supplying the materials and aids to living
+completely; and that any other uses of work are secondary. But in men's
+conceptions the secondary has in great measure usurped the place of the
+primary.</p>
+
+<p>The apostle of culture, as culture is commonly conceived, Mr. Matthew
+Arnold, makes little or no reference to the fact that the first use of
+knowledge is the right ordering of all actions; and Mr. Carlyle, who is
+a good exponent of current ideas about work, insists on its virtues for
+quite other<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1072" id="Page_1072">[Pg 1072]</a></span> reasons than that it achieves sustentation. We may trace
+everywhere in human affairs a tendency to transform the means into the
+end. All see that the miser does this when making the accumulation of
+money his sole satisfaction; he forgets that money is of value only to
+purchase satisfactions. But it is less commonly seen that the like is
+true of the work by which the money is accumulated&mdash;that industry, too,
+bodily or mental, is but a means, and that it is as irrational to pursue
+it to the exclusion of that complete living it subserves as it is for
+the miser to accumulate money and make no use of it. Hereafter when this
+age of active material progress has yielded mankind its benefits there
+will, I think, come a better adjustment of labor and enjoyment. Among
+reasons for thinking this there is the reason that the processes of
+evolution throughout the world at large bring an increasing surplus of
+energies that are not absorbed in fulfilling material needs and point to
+a still larger surplus for humanity of the future. And there are other
+reasons which I must pass over. In brief, I may say that we have had
+somewhat too much of the "gospel of work." It is time to preach the
+gospel of relaxation.</p>
+
+<p>This is a very unconventional after-dinner speech. Especially it will be
+thought strange that in returning thanks I should deliver something very
+much like a homily. But I have thought I could not better convey my
+thanks than by the expression of a sympathy which issues in a fear. If,
+as I gather, this intemperance in work affects more especially the
+Anglo-American part of the population, if there results an undermining
+of the physique not only in adults, but also in the young, who as I
+learn from your daily journals are also being injured by overwork&mdash;if
+the ultimate consequence should be a dwindling away of those among you
+who are the inheritors of free institutions and best adapted to them,
+then there will come a further difficulty in the working out of that
+great future which lies before the American nation. To my anxiety on
+this account you must please ascribe the unusual character of my
+remarks.</p>
+
+<p>And now I must bid you farewell. When I sail by the Germanic on
+Saturday, I shall bear with me pleasant remembrances of my intercourse
+with many Americans, joined with regrets that my state of health has
+prevented me from seeing a larger number.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1073" id="Page_1073">[Pg 1073]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>ARTHUR PENRHYN STANLEY</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>AMERICA VISITED</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Arthur Penrhyn Stanley, Dean of Westminster, at the
+breakfast given by the Century Club, New York City, November 2,
+1878.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;The hospitality shown to me has
+been no exception to that with which every Englishman meets in this
+country, in the endless repetition of kind words and the overwhelming
+pressure of genial entertainment which has been thrust upon me. That
+famous Englishman, Dr. Johnson, when he went from England to Scotland,
+which, at that time, was a more formidable undertaking than is a voyage
+from England to America at the present time, met at a reception at St.
+Andrew's a young professor who said, breaking the gloomy silence of the
+occasion: "I trust you have not been disappointed!" And the famous
+Englishman replied: "No; I was told that I should find men of rude
+manners and savage tastes, and I have not been disappointed." So, too,
+when I set out for your shores I was told that I should meet a kindly
+welcome and the most friendly hospitality. I can only say, with Dr.
+Johnson, I have not been disappointed.</p>
+
+<p>But in my vivid though short experience of American life and manners, I
+have experienced not only hospitality, but considerate and thoughtful
+kindness, for which I must ever be grateful. I can find it in my heart
+even to forgive the reporters who have left little of what I have said
+or done unnoted, and when they have failed in this, have invented
+fabulous histories of things which I never did and sayings which I never
+uttered. Sometimes when I have been questioned as to my impressions and
+views of America, I have been tempted to say with an Englishman who was
+hard<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1074" id="Page_1074">[Pg 1074]</a></span> pressed by his constituents with absurd solicitations: "Gentlemen,
+this is the humblest moment of my life, that you should take me for such
+a fool as to answer all your questions." But I know their good
+intentions and I forgive them freely.</p>
+
+<p>The two months which I have spent on these shores seem to me two years
+in actual work, or two centuries rather, for in them I have lived
+through all American history. In Virginia I saw the era of the earliest
+settlers, and I met John Smith and Pocahontas on the shores of the James
+River. In Philadelphia I lived with William Penn, but in a splendor
+which I fear would have shocked his simple soul. At Salem I encountered
+the stern founders of Massachusetts; at Plymouth I watched the Mayflower
+threading its way round the shoals and promontories of that intricate
+bay. On Lake George and at Quebec I followed the struggle between the
+English and the French for the possession of this great continent. At
+Boston and Concord I followed the progress of the War of Independence.
+At Mount Vernon I enjoyed the felicity of companionship with Washington
+and his associates. I pause at this great name, and carry my
+recollections no further. But you will understand how long and fruitful
+an experience has thus been added to my life, during the few weeks in
+which I have moved amongst the scenes of your eventful history.</p>
+
+<p>And then, leaving the past for the present, a new field opens before me.
+There are two impressions which are fixed upon my mind as to the leading
+characteristics of the people among whom I have passed, as the almanac
+informs me, but two short months. On the one hand I see that everything
+seems to be fermenting and growing, changing, perplexing, bewildering.
+In that memorable hour&mdash;memorable in the life of every man, memorable as
+when he sees the first view of the Pyramids, or of the snow-clad range
+of the Alps&mdash;in the hour when for the first time I stood before the
+cataracts of Niagara, I seemed to see a vision of the fears and hopes of
+America. It was midnight, the moon was full, and I saw from the
+Suspension Bridge the ceaseless contortion, confusion, whirl, and chaos,
+which burst forth in clouds of foam from that immense central chasm
+which divides the American from the British dominion; and as I looked
+on<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1075" id="Page_1075">[Pg 1075]</a></span> that ever-changing movement, and listened to that everlasting roar,
+I saw an emblem of the devouring activity, and ceaseless, restless,
+beating whirlpool of existence in the United States. But into the
+moonlight sky there rose a cloud of spray twice as high as the Falls
+themselves, silent, majestic, immovable. In that silver column,
+glittering in the moonlight, I saw an image of the future of American
+destiny, of the pillar of light which should emerge from the
+distractions of the present&mdash;a likeness of the buoyancy and hopefulness
+which characterize you both as individuals and as a nation.</p>
+
+<p>You may remember Wordsworth's fine lines on "Yarrow Unvisited," "Yarrow
+Visited," and "Yarrow Revisited." "America Unvisited"&mdash;that is now for
+me a vision of the past; that fabulous America, in which, before they
+come to your shores, Englishmen believe Pennsylvania to be the capital
+of Massachusetts, and Chicago to be a few miles from New York&mdash;that has
+now passed away from my mind forever. "America Visited"; this, with its
+historic scenes and its endless suggestions of thought, has taken the
+place of that fictitious region. Whether there will ever be an "America
+Revisited" I cannot say; but if there should be, it will then be to me
+not the land of the Pilgrim Fathers and Washington, so much as the land
+of kindly homes, and enduring friendships, and happy recollections,
+which have now endeared it to me. One feature of this visit I fear I
+cannot hope to see repeated, yet one without which it could never have
+been accomplished. My two friends, to whom such a pleasing reference has
+been made by Dr. Adams, who have made the task easy for me which else
+would have been impossible; who have lightened every anxiety; who have
+watched over me with such vigilant care that I have not been allowed to
+touch more than two dollars in the whole course of my journey&mdash;they,
+perchance, may not share in "America Revisited." But if ever such should
+be my own good fortune, I shall remember it as the land which I visited
+with them; where, if at first they were welcomed to your homes for my
+sake, I have often felt as the days rolled on that I was welcomed for
+their sake. And you will remember them. When in after years you read at
+the end of some elaborate essay on the history of music or on Biblical
+geog<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1076" id="Page_1076">[Pg 1076]</a></span>raphy the name of George Grove, you will recall with pleasure the
+incessant questionings, the eager desire for knowledge, the wide and
+varied capacity for all manner of instruction, which you experienced in
+your conversations with him here. And when also hereafter there shall
+reach to your shores the fame of the distinguished physician, Dr.
+Harper, whether in England or in New Zealand, you will be the more
+rejoiced because it will bring before you the memory of the youthful and
+blooming student who inspected your hospitals with such keen
+appreciation, so impartially sifting the good from the evil.</p>
+
+<p>I part from you with the conviction that such bonds of kindly
+intercourse will cement the union between the two countries even more
+than the wonderful cable, on which it is popularly believed in England
+that my friend and host, Mr. Cyrus Field, passes his mysterious
+existence appearing and reappearing at one and the same moment in London
+and in New York. Of that unbroken union there seemed to me a likeness,
+when on the beautiful shores of Lake George, the Loch Katrine of
+America, I saw a maple and an oak-tree growing together from the same
+stem, perhaps from the same root&mdash;the brilliant fiery maple, the emblem
+of America; the gnarled and twisted oak, the emblem of England. So may
+the two nations always rise together, so different each from each, and
+representing so distinct a future, yet each springing from the same
+ancestral root, each bound together by the same healthful sap, and the
+same vigorous growth.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1077" id="Page_1077">[Pg 1077]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>HENRY MORTON STANLEY</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THROUGH THE DARK CONTINENT</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Henry M. Stanley at a dinner given in his honor by the
+Lotos Club, New York City, November 27, 1886. Whitelaw Reid,
+President of the Lotos Club, in welcoming Mr. Stanley, said: "Well,
+gentlemen, your alarm of yesterday and last night was needless. The
+Atlantic Ocean would not break even a dinner engagement for the man
+whom the terrors of the Congo and the Nile could not turn back, and
+your guest is here. [Applause.] It is fourteen years since you last
+gave him welcome. Then he came to you fresh from the discovery of
+Livingstone. The credulity which even doubted the records of that
+adventurous march or the reality of his brilliant result had hardly
+died out. Our young correspondent, after seeing the war end here
+without his having a fair chance to win his spurs, had suddenly
+made a wonderful hit out of the expedition which nobody had really
+believed in and most people had laughed at. We were proud of him,
+and right glad to see him, and a little bit uneasy, but vastly
+amused over his peppery dealings with the Royal Geographers.
+[Laughter.] In spite of our admiration for his pluck and his luck
+we did not take him quite seriously. [Laughter.] In fact we did not
+take anything very seriously in those days. The Lotos Club at first
+was younger in that hearty enthusiastic reception to Stanley
+fourteen years ago in that gay little clubhouse next to the Academy
+of Music; we were thinking far more of a hearty greeting to the
+comrade of the quill who had been having a hard time but had scored
+'a big beat' [laughter] than of adequate recognition to the man
+already well launched on a career that ranks him among the foremost
+explorers of the century. [Loud cheers.] It is the character in
+which you must welcome him now. The Royal Geographical Society has
+no further doubt as to the credit to which he is entitled. He
+brings its diploma of honorary membership ["Hear! Hear!"], he bears
+the gold medal of Victor Emmanuel, the decorations of the Khedive,
+the commission of the King of the Belgians. More than any of them
+he cherishes another distinction&mdash;what American would not prize
+it?&mdash;the vote of thanks of the Legislature and the recognition of
+his work by our Government. The young war-correspondent has led
+expeditions of his own&mdash;the man who set out merely to find
+Livingstone, has himself done a work greater than Livingstone's.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1078" id="Page_1078">[Pg 1078]</a></span>
+[Applause.] He has explored Equatorial Africa, penetrated the Dark
+Continent from side to side, mapped the Nile, and founded the Free
+State on the Congo.' [Applause.] All honor to our returning guest!
+The years have left their marks upon his frame and their honors
+upon his name. Let us make him forget the fevers that have parched
+him, the wild beasts and the more savage men that have pursued him.
+["Hear! Hear!"] He is once more among the friends of his youth, in
+the land of his adoption. Let us make him feel at home. [Applause.]
+I give you the health of our friend and comrade."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen of the Lotos Club</span>: One might start a
+great many principles and ideas which would require to be illustrated
+and drawn out in order to present a picture of my feelings at the
+present moment. I am conscious that in my immediate vicinity there are
+people who were great when I was little. I remember very well when I was
+unknown to anybody, how I was sent to report a lecture by my friend
+right opposite, Mr. George Alfred Townsend, and I remember the manner in
+which he said: "Galileo said: 'The world moves round,' and the world
+does move round," upon the platform of the Mercantile Hall in St.
+Louis&mdash;one of the grandest things out. [Laughter and applause.] The next
+great occasion that I had to come before the public was Mark Twain's
+lecture on the Sandwich Islands, which I was sent to report. And when I
+look to my left here I see Colonel Anderson, whose very face gives me an
+idea that Bennett has got some telegraphic despatch and is just about to
+send me to some terrible region for some desperate commission.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>And, of course, you are aware that it was owing to the proprietor and
+editor of a newspaper that I dropped the pacific garb of a journalist
+and donned the costume of an African traveller. It was not for me, one
+of the least in the newspaper corps, to question the newspaper
+proprietor's motives. He was an able editor, very rich, desperately
+despotic. [Laughter.] He commanded a great army of roving writers,
+people of fame in the news-gathering world; men who had been everywhere
+and had seen everything from the bottom of the Atlantic to the top of
+the very highest mountain; men who were as ready to give their advice to
+National Cabinets [laughter] as they were ready to give it to the
+smallest police courts in the United States. [Laughter.] I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1079" id="Page_1079">[Pg 1079]</a></span> belonged to
+this class of roving writers, and I can truly say that I did my best to
+be conspicuously great in it, by an untiring devotion to my duties, an
+untiring indefatigability, as though the ordinary rotation of the
+universe depended upon my single endeavors. [Laughter.] If, as some of
+you suspect, the enterprise of the able editor was only inspired with a
+view to obtain the largest circulation, my unyielding and guiding
+motive, if I remember rightly, was to win his favor by doing with all my
+might that duty to which according to the English State Church
+Catechism, "it had pleased God to call me." [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>He first despatched me to Abyssinia&mdash;straight from Missouri to
+Abyssinia! What a stride, gentlemen! [Laughter.] People who lived west
+of the Missouri River have scarcely, I think, much knowledge of
+Abyssinia, and there are gentlemen here who can vouch for me in that,
+but it seemed to Mr. Bennett a very ordinary thing, and it seemed to his
+agent in London a very ordinary thing indeed, so I of course followed
+suit. I took it as a very ordinary thing, and I went to Abyssinia, and
+somehow or other good-luck followed me and my telegrams reporting the
+fall of Magdala happened to be a week ahead of the British Government's.
+The people said I had done right well, though the London papers said I
+was an impostor. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The second thing I was aware of was that I was ordered to Crete to run
+the blockade, describe the Cretan rebellion from the Cretan side, and
+from the Turkish side; and then I was sent to Spain to report from the
+Republican side and from the Carlist side, perfectly dispassionately.
+[Laughter.] And then, all of a sudden, I was sent for to come to Paris.
+Then Mr. Bennett, in that despotic way of his, said: "I want you to go
+and find Livingstone." As I tell you, I was a mere newspaper reporter. I
+dared not confess my soul as my own. Mr. Bennett merely said: "Go," and
+I went. He gave me a glass of champagne and I think that was superb.
+[Laughter.] I confessed my duty to him, and I went. And as good-luck
+would have it, I found Livingstone. [Loud and continued cheering.] I
+returned as a good citizen ought and as a good reporter ought and as a
+good correspondent ought, to tell the tale, and arriving at Aden, I
+telegraphed a request that I might be permitted to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1080" id="Page_1080">[Pg 1080]</a></span> visit civilization
+before I went to China. [Laughter.] I came to civilization, and what do
+you think was the result? Why, only to find that all the world
+disbelieved my story. [Laughter.] Dear me! If I were proud of anything,
+it was that what I said was a fact ["Good!"]; that whatever I said I
+would do, I would endeavor to do with all my might, or, as many a good
+man had done before, as my predecessors had done, to lay my bones
+behind. That's all. [Loud cheering.] I was requested in an off-hand
+manner&mdash;just as any member of the Lotos Club here present would
+say&mdash;"Would you mind giving us a little r&eacute;sum&eacute; of your geographical
+work?" I said: "Not in the least, my dear sir; I have not the slightest
+objection." And do you know that to make it perfectly geographical and
+not in the least sensational, I took particular pains and I wrote a
+paper out, and when it was printed, it was just about so long
+[indicating an inch]. It contained about a hundred polysyllabic African
+words. [Laughter.] And yet "for a' that and a' that" the pundits of the
+Geographical Society&mdash;Brighton Association&mdash;said that they hadn't come
+to listen to any sensational stories, but that they had come to listen
+to facts. [Laughter.] Well now, a little gentleman, very reverend, full
+of years and honors, learned in Cufic inscriptions and cuneiform
+characters, wrote to "The Times" stating that it was not Stanley who had
+discovered Livingstone but that it was Livingstone who had discovered
+Stanley. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>If it had not been for that unbelief, I don't believe I should ever have
+visited Africa again; I should have become, or I should have endeavored
+to become, with Mr. Reid's permission, a conservative member of the
+Lotos Club. [Laughter.] I should have settled down and become as steady
+and as stolid as some of these patriots that you have around here, I
+should have said nothing offensive. I should have done some "treating."
+I should have offered a few cigars and on Saturday night, perhaps, I
+would have opened a bottle of champagne and distributed it among my
+friends. But that was not to be. I left New York for Spain and then the
+Ashantee War broke out and once more my good-luck followed me and I got
+the treaty of peace ahead of everybody else, and as I was coming to
+England from the Ashantee War a telegraphic despatch was put into my
+hands at the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1081" id="Page_1081">[Pg 1081]</a></span> Island of St. Vincent, saying that Livingstone was dead. I
+said: "What does that mean to me? New Yorkers don't believe in me. How
+was I to prove that what I have said is true? By George! I will go and
+complete Livingstone's work. I will prove that the discovery of
+Livingstone was a mere fleabite. I will prove to them that I am a good
+man and true." That is all that I wanted. [Loud cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>I accompanied Livingstone's remains to Westminster Abbey. I saw those
+remains buried which I had left sixteen months before enjoying full life
+and abundant hope. The "Daily Telegraph's" proprietor cabled over to
+Bennett: "Will you join us in sending Stanley over to complete
+Livingstone's explorations?" Bennett received the telegram in New York,
+read it, pondered a moment, snatched a blank and wrote: "Yes. Bennett."
+That was my commission, and I set out to Africa intending to complete
+Livingstone's explorations, also to settle the Nile problem, as to where
+the head-waters of the Nile were, as to whether Lake Victoria consisted
+of one lake, one body of water, or a number of shallow lakes; to throw
+some light on Sir Samuel Baker's Albert Nyanza, and also to discover the
+outlet of Lake Tanganyika, and then to find out what strange, mysterious
+river this was which had lured Livingstone on to his death&mdash;whether it
+was the Nile, the Niger, or the Congo. Edwin Arnold, the author of "The
+Light of Asia," said: "Do you think you can do all this?" "Don't ask me
+such a conundrum as that. Put down the funds and tell me to go. That is
+all." ["Hear! Hear!"] And he induced Lawson, the proprietor, to consent.
+The funds were put down, and I went.</p>
+
+<p>First of all, we settled the problem of the Victoria that it was one
+body of water, that instead of being a cluster of shallow lakes or
+marshes, it was one body of water, 21,500 square miles in extent. While
+endeavoring to throw light upon Sir Samuel Baker's Albert Nyanza, we
+discovered a new lake, a much superior lake to Albert Nyanza&mdash;the dead
+Locust Lake&mdash;and at the same time Gordon Pasha sent his lieutenant to
+discover and circumnavigate the Albert Nyanza and he found it to be only
+a miserable 140 miles, because Baker, in a fit of enthusiasm had stood
+on the brow of a high plateau and looking down on the dark blue waters<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1082" id="Page_1082">[Pg 1082]</a></span>
+of Albert Nyanza, cried romantically: "I see it extending indefinitely
+toward the southwest!" Indefinitely is not a geographical expression,
+gentlemen. [Laughter.] We found that there was no outlet to the
+Tanganyika, although it was a sweet-water lake; we, settling that
+problem, day after day as we glided down the strange river that had
+lured Livingstone to his death, we were in as much doubt as Livingstone
+had been, when he wrote his last letter and said: "I will never be made
+black man's meat for anything less than the classic Nile."</p>
+
+<p>After travelling 400 miles we came to the Stanley Falls, and beyond
+them, we saw the river deflect from its Nileward course toward the
+Northwest. Then it turned west, and then visions of towers and towns and
+strange tribes and strange nations broke upon our imagination, and we
+wondered what we were going to see, when the river suddenly took a
+decided turn toward the southwest and our dreams were put an end to. We
+saw then that it was aiming directly for the Congo, and when we had
+propitiated some natives whom we encountered, by showing them crimson
+beads and polished wire, that had been polished for the occasion, we
+said: "This is for your answer. What river is this?" "Why, it is <i>the</i>
+river, of course." That was not an answer, and it required some
+persuasion before the chief, bit by bit digging into his brain, managed
+to roll out sonorously that, "It is the Ko-to-yah Congo." "It is the
+river of Congo-land." Alas for our classic dreams! Alas for Crophi and
+Mophi, the fabled fountains of Herodotus! Alas for the banks of the
+river where Moses was found by the daughter of Pharaoh! This is the
+parvenu Congo! Then we glided on and on past strange nations and
+cannibals&mdash;not past those nations which have their heads under their
+arms&mdash;for 1,100 miles, until we arrived at the circular extension of the
+river and my last remaining companion called it the Stanley Pool, and
+then five months after that our journey ended.</p>
+
+<p>After that I had a very good mind to come back to America, and say, like
+the Queen of Uganda: "There, what did I tell you?" But you know, the
+fates would not permit me to come over in 1878. The very day I landed in
+Europe the King of Italy gave me an express train to convey me to
+France, and the very moment I descended from it at<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1083" id="Page_1083">[Pg 1083]</a></span> Marseilles there
+were three ambassadors from the King of the Belgians asked me to go back
+to Africa. "What! go back to Africa? Never! [Laughter.] I have come for
+civilization; I have come for enjoyment. I have come for love, for life,
+for pleasure. Not I. Go and ask some of those people you know who have
+never been to Africa before. I have had enough of it." "Well, perhaps,
+by and by?" "Ah, I don't know what will happen by and by, but, just now,
+never! never! Not for Rothschild's wealth!" [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I was received by the Paris Geographical Society, and it was then I
+began to feel "Well, after all, I have done something, haven't I?" I
+felt superb [laughter], but you know I have always considered myself a
+Republican. I have those bullet-riddled flags, and those arrow-torn
+flags, the Stars and Stripes that I carried in Africa, for the discovery
+of Livingstone, and that crossed Africa, and I venerate those old flags.
+I have them in London now, jealously guarded in the secret recesses of
+my cabinet. I only allow my very best friends to look at them, and if
+any of you gentlemen ever happen in at my quarters, I will show them to
+you. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>After I had written my book, "Through the Dark Continent," I began to
+lecture, using these words: "I have passed through a land watered by the
+largest river of the African continent, and that land knows no owner. A
+word to the wise is sufficient. You have cloths and hardware and
+glassware and gunpowder and these millions of natives have ivory and
+gums and rubber and dye-stuffs, and in barter there is good profit."
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The King of the Belgians commissioned me to go to that country. My
+expedition when we started from the coast numbered 300 colored people
+and fourteen Europeans. We returned with 3,000 trained black men and 300
+Europeans. The first sum allowed me was $50,000 a year, but it has ended
+at something like $700,000 a year. Thus, you see, the progress of
+civilization. We found the Congo, having only canoes. To-day there are
+eight steamers. It was said at first that King Leopold was a dreamer. He
+dreamed he could unite the barbarians of Africa into a confederacy and
+called it the Free State, but on February 25, 1885, the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1084" id="Page_1084">[Pg 1084]</a></span> Powers of
+Europe and America also ratified an act, recognizing the territories
+acquired by us to be the free and independent State of the Congo.
+Perhaps when the members of the Lotos Club have reflected a little more
+upon the value of what Livingstone and Leopold have been doing, they
+will also agree that these men have done their duty in this world and in
+the age that they lived, and that their labor has not been in vain on
+account of the great sacrifices they have made to the benighted millions
+of dark Africa. [Loud and enthusiastic applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1085" id="Page_1085">[Pg 1085]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>EDMUND CLARENCE STEDMAN</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>TRIBUTE TO RICHARD HENRY STODDARD</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Edmund Clarence Stedman as chairman of the dinner given
+by the Authors' Club to Richard Henry Stoddard, New York City,
+March 26, 1897.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;The members of the Authors' Club are closely
+associated to-night with many other citizens in a sentiment felt by one
+and all&mdash;that of love and reverence for the chief guest of the evening.
+He has our common pride in his fame. He has what is, I think, of even
+more value to him, our entire affection. We have heard something of late
+concerning the "banquet habit," and there are banquets which make it
+seem to the point. But there are also occasions which transfigure even
+custom, and make it honored "in the observance." Nor is this a feast of
+the habitual kind, as concerns its givers, its recipient, and the city
+in which it is given. The Authors' Club, with many festivals counted in
+its private annals, now, for the first time, offers a public tribute to
+one of its own number; in this case, one upon whom it long since
+conferred a promotion to honorary membership. As for New York, warder of
+the gates of the ocean, and by instinct and tradition first to welcome
+the nation's visitors, it constantly offers bread and salt&mdash;yes, and
+speeches&mdash;to authors, as to other guests, from older lands, and many of
+us often have joined in this function. But we do not remember that it
+has been a habit for New York to tender either the oratorical bane or
+the gustatory antidote to her own writers. Except within the shade of
+their own coverts they have escaped these offerings, unless there has
+been something other than literary service to bring them public
+recognition. In the latter case, as when men<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1086" id="Page_1086">[Pg 1086]</a></span> who are or have been
+members of our club become Ambassadors, because they are undeniably
+fitted for the missions to Great Britain and France, even authors are
+made to sit in state. To-night's gathering, then, is, indeed,
+exceptional, being in public honor of an American author here
+resident&mdash;of "one of our own"&mdash;who is not booked for a foreign mission,
+nor leaving the country, nor returning, nor doing anything more unusual
+than to perform his stint of work, and to sing any song that comes to
+him&mdash;as he tells us,</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Not because he woos it long,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">But because it suits its will,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Tired at last of being still."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Our homage is rendered, with love and enthusiasm, for his service to
+"mere literature"&mdash;for his indomitable devotion throughout half a
+century to the joy and toil of his profession, in which he has so fought
+the fight and kept the faith of a working man of letters. It is rendered
+to the most distinguished poet, of his country and generation, still
+remaining with us and still in full voice. It is rendered to the
+comrade&mdash;to the man who, with his modesty and fortitude and the absence
+of self-seeking&mdash;with the quips and quirks that cover his gravest moods,
+with his attachment for the city which has given him that which Lamb so
+loved, "the sweet security of streets"&mdash;it is rendered, I say, to the
+man who best preserves for us, in his living presence, the traditions of
+all that an English-speaking poet and book-fellow should be to
+constitute a satisfying type.</p>
+
+<p>There is, perhaps, a special fitness in our gathering at this time. I
+sometimes have thought upon the possible career of our poet if his life
+had been passed in the suburbs of the down-east Athens, among serenities
+and mutualities so auspicious to the genius and repute of that shining
+group lately gathered to the past. One thing is certain, he would not
+have weathered his seventieth birthday, at any season, without receiving
+such a tribute as this, nor would a public dinner have reminded him of
+days when a poet was glad to get any dinner at all. Through his birth,
+Massachusetts claims her share in his distinction. But, having been
+brought to New York in childhood, he seems to have reasoned out for
+himself the corollary to a certain famous epigram, and to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1087" id="Page_1087">[Pg 1087]</a></span> have thought
+it just as well to stay in the city which resident Bostonians keep as
+the best place to go to while still in the flesh. Probably he had not
+then realized the truth, since expressed in his own lines:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Yes, there's a luck in most things, and in none</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">More than in being born at the right time!"</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>His birthday, in fact, comes in midsummer, when New York is more inert
+than an analytic novel. This dinner, then, is one of those gifts of love
+which are all the more unstinted because by chance deferred.</p>
+
+<p>It was in the order of things, and no cause for blame, that, after this
+town passed from the provincial stage, there was so long a period when
+it had to be, as De Quincey said of Oxford Street, a stony-hearted
+mother to her bookmen and poets; that she had few posts for them and
+little of a market. Even her colleges had not the means, if they had the
+will, to utilize their talents and acquirements. We do owe to her
+newspapers and magazines, and now and then to the traditional liking of
+Uncle Sam for his bookish offspring, that some of them did not fall by
+the way, even in that arid time succeeding the Civil War, when we
+learned that letters were foregone, not only inter arma, but for a long
+while afterward. Those were the days when English went untaught, and
+when publishers were more afraid of poetry than they now are of verse.
+Yet here is one who was able to live through it all, and now sees a
+changed condition, to the evolution of which he contributed his full
+share. But he is no more a child of the past than of the present, nor
+need he repine like Cato, as one who has to account for himself to a new
+generation. He is with us and of us, and in the working ranks, as ever.</p>
+
+<p>For all this he began long enough ago to have his early poetry refused
+by Poe, because it was too good to be the work of an obscure stripling,
+and to have had Hawthorne for his sponsor and friend. His youth showed
+again how much more inborn tendency has to do with one's life than any
+external forces&mdash;such as guardianship, means, and what we call
+education. The thrush takes to the bough, wheresoever hatched and
+fledged. Many waters cannot quench genius, neither can the floods drown
+it. The story of Dick<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1088" id="Page_1088">[Pg 1088]</a></span>ens's boyhood, as told by himself, is not more
+pathetic&mdash;nor is its outcome more beautiful&mdash;than what we know of our
+guest's experiences&mdash;his orphanage, his few years' meagre schooling, his
+work as a boy in all sorts of shifting occupations, the attempt to make
+a learned blacksmith of him, his final apprenticeship to iron-moulding,
+at which he worked on the East Side from his eighteenth to his
+twenty-first year. As Dr. Griswold put it, he began to mould his
+thoughts into the symmetry of verse while he moulded the molten metal
+into shapes of grace. Mr. Stoddard, however, says that a knowledge of
+foundries was not one of the learned Doctor's strong points. Yet the
+young artisan somehow got hold of books, and not only made poetry, but
+succeeded in showing it to such magnates as Park Benjamin and Willis.
+The kindly Willis said that he had brains enough to make a reputation,
+but that "writing was hard work to do, and ill paid when done." But the
+youth was bound to take the road to Arcady. He asked for nothing better
+than this ill-paid craft. His passion for it, doubtless was strengthened
+by his physical toil and uncongenial surroundings. For one I am not
+surprised that much of his early verse, which is still retained in his
+works, breathes the spirit of Keats, though where and how this strayed
+singer came to study that most perfect and delicate of masters none but
+himself can tell. The fact remains that he somehow, also, left his
+moulding and trusted to his pen. To use his own words, he "set
+resolutely to work to learn the only trade for which he seemed
+fitted&mdash;that of literature." From that time to this, a half century, he
+has clung to it. Never in his worst seasons did he stop to think how the
+world treated him, or that he was entitled to special providences. He
+accepted poverty or good-luck with an equal mind, content with the
+reward of being a reader, a writer, and, above all, a poet. He managed
+not to loaf, and yet to invite his soul&mdash;and his songs are evidence that
+the invitation was accepted. If to labor is to pray, his industry has
+been a religion, for I doubt if there has been a day in all these fifty
+years when, unless disabled bodily, he has not worked at his trade.</p>
+
+<p>We all know with what results. He has earned a manly living from the
+first, and therewithal has steadily contributed a vital portion to the
+current, and to the enduring, literature<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1089" id="Page_1089">[Pg 1089]</a></span> of his land and language.
+There was one thing that characterized the somewhat isolated New York
+group of young writers in his early prime&mdash;especially himself and his
+nearest associates, such as Taylor and Boker, and, later, Aldrich and
+Winter. They called themselves squires of poesy, in their romantic way,
+but they had neither the arrogance nor the chances for a self-heralding,
+more common in these chipper modern days. They seem to have followed
+their art because they adored it, quite as much as for what it could do
+for them.</p>
+
+<p>Of Mr. Stoddard it may be said that there have been few important
+literary names and enterprises, North or South, but he has "been of the
+company." If he found friends in youth, he has abundantly repaid his
+debt in helpful counsel to his juniors&mdash;among whom I am one of the
+eldest and most grateful. But I cannot realize that thirty-seven years
+of our close friendship have passed since I showed my first early work
+to him, and he took me to a publisher. Just as I found him then, I find
+him any evening now, in the same chair, in the same corner of the study,
+"under the evening lamp." We still talk of the same themes; his jests
+are as frequent as ever, but the black hair is silvered and the active
+movements are less alert. I then had never known a mind so stored with
+bookish lore, so intimate with the lives of rare poets gone by, yet to
+what it then possessed he, with his wonderful memory, has been adding
+ever since.</p>
+
+<p>If his early verse was like Keats, how soon he came to that unmistakable
+style of his own&mdash;to the utterance of those pure lyrics, "most musical,
+most melancholy"&mdash;"to the perfection of his matchless songs," and again,
+to the mastery of blank verse, that noblest measure, in "The Fisher and
+Charon"&mdash;to the grace and limpid narrative verse of "The King's Bell,"
+to the feeling, wisdom&mdash;above all, to the imagination&mdash;of his loftier
+odes, among which that on Lincoln remains unsurpassed. This is not the
+place to eulogize such work. But one thing may be noted in the progress
+of what in Berkeley's phrase may be called the planting of arts and
+letters in America. Mr. Stoddard and his group were the first after Poe
+to make poetry&mdash;whatever else it might be&mdash;the rhythmical creation of
+beauty. As an outcome of this, and in distinction from the poetry<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1090" id="Page_1090">[Pg 1090]</a></span> of
+conviction to which the New England group were so addicted, look at the
+"Songs of Summer" which our own poet brought out in 1857. For beauty
+pure and simple it still seems to me fresher and more significant than
+any single volume produced up to that date by any Eastern poet save
+Emerson. It was "poetry or nothing," and though it came out of time in
+that stormy period, it had to do with the making of new poets
+thereafter.</p>
+
+<p>In conclusion, I am moved to say, very much as I wrote on his seventieth
+birthday, that our poet's laborious and nobly independent life, with all
+its lights and shadows, has been one to be envied. There is much in
+completeness&mdash;its rainbow has not been dissevered&mdash;it is a perfect arc.
+As I know him, it has been the absolute realization of his young desire,
+the unhasting, unresting life of a poet and student, beyond that of any
+other writer among us. Its compensations have been greater than those of
+ease and wealth. Even now he would not change it, though at an age when
+one might well have others stay his hands. He had the happiness to win
+in youth the one woman he loved, with the power of whose singular and
+forceful genius his own is inseparably allied. These wedded poets have
+been blessed in their children, in the exquisite memory of the dead, in
+the success and loyalty of the living. His comrades have been such as he
+pictured to his hope in youth&mdash;poets, scholars, artists of the
+beautiful, with whom he has "warmed both hands before the fire of life."
+None of them has been a more patient worker or more loved his work. To
+it he has given his years, whether waxing or waning; he has surrendered
+for it the strength of his right hand, he has yielded the light of his
+eyes, and complains not, nor need he, "for so were Milton and M&aelig;onides."
+What tears this final devotion may have caused to flow, come from other
+eyes than his own. And so, with gratulation void of all regrets, let us
+drink to the continued years, service, happiness of our strong and
+tender-hearted elder comrade, our white-haired minstrel, Richard Henry
+Stoddard.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1091" id="Page_1091">[Pg 1091]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>LESLIE STEPHEN</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE CRITIC</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Leslie Stephen at the annual banquet of the Royal
+Academy, London, April 29, 1893, in response to the toast,
+"Literature." Sir Frederic Leighton, President of the Academy,
+spoke of Literature as "that in which is garnered up the heat that
+feeds the spiritual life of men." In the vein of personal
+compliment he said: "For literature I turn to a distinguished
+writer whose acute and fearless mind finds a fit vehicle in clear
+and vigorous English and to me seems winged by that vivid air which
+plays about the Alpine peaks his feet have in the past so dearly
+loved to tread&mdash;I mean my friend, Mr. Leslie Stephen."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President, Your Royal Highness, My Lords, and
+Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;When a poet or a great imaginative writer has to speak
+in this assembly he speaks as to brethren-in-arms, to persons with
+congenial tastes and with mutual sympathies, but when, instead of the
+creative writer, the Academy asks a critic to speak to them, then
+nothing but your proverbial courtesy can conceal the fact that they must
+really think they are appealing to a natural enemy. I have the
+misfortune to be a critic [laughter], but in this assembly I must say I
+am not an art critic. Friends have made a presumptuous attempt to fathom
+the depth of my ignorance upon artistic subjects, and they have thought
+that in some respects I must be admirably qualified for art criticism.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>As a literary critic I have felt, and I could not say I was surprised to
+find how unanimously critics have been condemned by poets and artists of
+all generations. I need only quote the words of the greatest authority,
+Shakespeare, who in one of his most pathetic sonnets reckons up the
+causes of the weariness of life and speaks of the spectacle of&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Art made tongue-tied by authority,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And folly (doctor-like), controlling skill."</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1092" id="Page_1092">[Pg 1092]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The great poet probably wrote these words after the much misrepresented
+interview with Lord Bacon in which the Chancellor explained to the poet
+how "Hamlet" should have been written, and from which it has been
+inferred that he took credit for having written it himself. [Laughter.]
+Shakespeare naturally said what every artist must feel; for what is an
+artist? That is hardly a question to be asked in such an assembly, where
+I have only to look round to find plenty of people who realize the ideal
+artist, persons who are simple, unconventional, spontaneous,
+sweet-natured [laughter], who go through the world influenced by
+impressions of everything that is beautiful, sublime, and pathetic.
+Sometimes they seem to take up impressions of a different kind
+[laughter]; but still this is their main purpose&mdash;to receive impressions
+of images, the reproduction of which may make this world a little better
+for us all. For such people a very essential condition is that they
+should be spontaneous; that they should look to nothing but telling us
+what they feel and how they feel it; that they should obey no external
+rules, and only embody those laws which have become a part of their
+natural instinct, and that they should think nothing, as of course they
+do nothing, for money; though they would not be so hard-hearted as to
+refuse to receive the spontaneous homage of the world, even when it came
+in that comparatively vulgar form. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But what is a critic? He is a person who enforces rules upon the artist,
+like a gardener who snips a tree in order to make it grow into a
+preconceived form, or grafts upon it until it develops into a
+monstrosity which he considers beautiful. We have made some advance upon
+the old savage. The man who went about saying, "This will never do," has
+become a thing of the past. The modern critic if he has a fault has
+become too genial; he seems not to distinguish between the functions of
+a critic and the founder of a new religious sect. [Laughter.] He erects
+shrines to his ideals, and he burns upon them good, strong, stupefying
+incense. This may be less painful to the artist than the old-fashioned
+style; but it may be doubted whether it is not equally corrupting, and
+whether it does not stimulate a selfishness equally fatal to spontaneous
+production; whether it does not in the attempt to encourage originality
+favor a spurious<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1093" id="Page_1093">[Pg 1093]</a></span> type which consists merely in setting at defiance real
+common sense, and sometimes common decency.</p>
+
+<p>I hope that critics are becoming better, that they have learned what
+impostors they have been, and that their philosophy has been merely the
+skilful manipulation of sonorous words, and that on the whole, they must
+lay aside their magisterial role and cease to suppose they are persons
+enforcing judicial decisions or experts who can speak with authority
+about chemical analysis. I hope that critics will learn to lay aside all
+pretension and to see only things that a critic really can see, and
+express genuine sympathy with human nature; and when they have succeeded
+in doing that they will be received as friends in such gatherings as the
+banquet of the Royal Academy. [Cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1094" id="Page_1094">[Pg 1094]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>RICHARD SALTER STORRS</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE VICTORY AT YORKTOWN</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. Dr. Richard S. Storrs at a banquet of the Chamber
+of Commerce of the State of New York, given November 5, 1881, in
+New York City, in honor of the guests of the nation, the French
+diplomatic representatives in America, and members of the families
+descended from our foreign sympathizers and helpers, General
+Lafayette, Count de Rochambeau, Count de Grasse, Baron von Steuben
+and others, who had been present at the centennial celebration of
+the victory at Yorktown. The chairman, James M. Brown, vice
+President of the Chamber of Commerce, proposed the toast to which
+Dr. Storrs responded, "The Victory at Yorktown: it has rare
+distinction among victories, that the power which seemed humbled by
+it looks back to it now without regret, while the peoples who
+combined to secure it, after the lapse of a century of years, are
+more devoted than ever to the furtherance of the freedom to which
+it contributed."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen of the Chamber of Commerce</span>:&mdash;It is
+always pleasant to respond to your invitations and to join with you on
+these festival occasions. You remember the reply of the English lady
+[Lady Dufferin] perhaps, when the poet Rogers sent her a note saying:
+"Will you do me the favor to breakfast with me to-morrow?" To which she
+returned the still more laconic autograph, "Won't I?" [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps one might as well have that lithographed as his reply to your
+cordial and not infrequent invitations. [Laughter.] I do not know
+whether you are aware of it, on this side of the East River&mdash;perhaps you
+don't read the newspapers much&mdash;but in that better part of the great
+metropolis in which it is my privilege to live, we think of showing our
+appreciation of this Chamber of Commerce by electing for Mayor next
+week, one of your younger mem<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1095" id="Page_1095">[Pg 1095]</a></span>bers, the son of one of your older and
+most distinguished members, my honored friend, Mr. Low. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>It is certainly especially pleasant to be here this evening, Mr.
+President and gentlemen, when we meet together, men of commerce, men of
+finance, lawyers, journalists, physicians, clergymen, of whatever
+occupation, all of us, I am sure, patriotic citizens, to congratulate
+each other upon what occurred at Yorktown a hundred years ago, on the
+19th of October, 1781, and to express our hearty honor and esteem for
+these distinguished descendants or representatives of the gallant men
+who then stood with our fathers as their associates and helpers.
+[Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>It has always seemed to me one of the most significant and memorable
+things connected with our Revolutionary struggle, that it attracted the
+attention, elicited the sympathy, inspired the enthusiasm, and drew out
+the self-sacrificing co-operation of so many noble spirits, loving
+freedom, in different parts of Western and Central Europe. [Applause.]
+You remember that Lord Camden testified from his own observation in
+1775, about the time of the battle of Concord Bridge, that the
+merchants, tradesmen, and common people of England were on the side of
+the Colonists, and that only the landed interest really sustained the
+Government. So the more distant Poland sent to us Count Pulaski of noble
+family, who had been a brilliant leader for liberty at home, who fought
+gallantly in our battles, and who poured out his life in our behalf in
+the assault upon Savannah. [Cheers.] And it sent another, whose name has
+been one to conjure with for freedom from that day to this; who planned
+the works on Bemis Heights, against which Burgoyne in vain hurled his
+assault; who superintended the works at West Point; who, returning to
+his own country, fought for Poland as long as there was a Poland to
+fight for; whom the very Empire against which he had so long and so
+fiercely contended on behalf of his country, honored and eulogized after
+his death&mdash;Thaddeus Kosciusko. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>Germany sent us Von Steuben; one, but a host, whose services in our war
+were of immense and continual aid to our troops; who fought gallantly at
+Yorktown; and who, chose afterwards, to finish his life in the country
+for which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1096" id="Page_1096">[Pg 1096]</a></span> he had fearlessly drawn his sword. [Applause.] France sent us
+Lafayette [loud cheers], young, brilliant, with everything to detain him
+at home, who had heard of our struggle, at Metz, you remember, in a
+conversation with the Duke of Gloucester, in whom the purpose was there
+formed, in a flash, to identify himself with the fortunes of the remote,
+poor, unfriended, and almost unknown colonists; who came, against every
+opposition, in a ship which he had bought and fitted for the purpose,
+and whose name, as has well been said in the sentiment in which we have
+already united, will be joined imperishably with that of Washington, as
+long as the history of our country continues. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>With him came John DeKalb, the intrepid Alsatian, who, after fighting
+gallantly through the war, up to the point of his death, fell at Camden,
+pierced at last by many wounds. [Cheers.] With them, or after them, came
+others, Gouvion, Duportail&mdash;some of their names are hardly now familiar
+to us&mdash;Duplessis, Duponceau, afterward distinguished in literature and
+in law, in the country in which he made his residence. There came great
+supplies of military equipment, important, we may say indispensable,
+aids of money, clothing, and of all the apparatus of war; and, finally,
+came the organized naval and military force, with great captains at the
+head, Rochambeau [loud cheers], Chastellux, De Choisy, De Lauzun, St.
+Simon, De Grasse&mdash;all this force brilliantly representative, as we know,
+of our foreign allies, in the victory at Yorktown. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I suppose there has never been a stranger contrast on any field of
+victory, than that which was presented, between the worn clothing of the
+American troops, soiled with mud, rusted with storm, wet with blood, and
+the fresh white uniforms of the French troops, ornamented with colored
+trimmings; the poor, plain battle-flags of the Colonists, stained with
+smoke and rent with shot, compared with the shining and lofty standards
+of the French army, bearing on a ground of brilliant white silk
+emblazoned in gold embroidery the Bourbon lilies. [Applause.] Indeed
+such a contrast went into everything. The American troops were made up
+of men who had been, six years before, mechanics, farmers, merchants,
+fishermen, lawyers, teachers, with no more thought of any exploits to be
+accomplished by them on<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1097" id="Page_1097">[Pg 1097]</a></span> fields of battle than they had of being elected
+Czars of all the Russias. They had a few victories to look back to;
+Bennington, Stillwater, Cowpens, Kings Mountain, and the one great
+triumph of Saratoga. They had many defeats to remember; Brandywine,
+where somebody at the time said that the mixture of the two liquors was
+too much for the sober Americans [laughter], Camden, Guilford
+Court-house, and others, with one tragic and terrible defeat on the
+heights of Long Island. There were men who had been the subjects, and
+many of them officers of the very power against which they were
+fighting; and some of the older among them might have stood for that
+power at Louisbourg or Quebec. On the other hand, the French troops were
+part of an army, the lustre of whose splendid history could be traced
+back for a thousand years, beyond the Crusaders, beyond Charlemagne.
+Their officers had been trained in the best military schools of the
+time. They were amply provided with the last and choicest equipments of
+war. They had gallantly achieved victory, or as gallantly sustained
+defeat on almost every principal battle-field in Europe. They were now
+confronting an enemy whom that army had faced in previous centuries on
+sea and land; and very likely something of special exhilaration and
+animation went into their spirit from thought of this, as they assailed
+the English breastworks, swarming into the trenches, capturing the
+redoubts, storming the lines with that strange battle-shout, in our
+republican American air: "Vive le Roi!" [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>A singular combination! Undoubtedly, to unfold the influences which had
+led to it would take months instead of minutes, and occupy volumes
+rather than sentences. I think however, that we reckon too much on
+national rivalry, or national animosity, when we seek to explain it,
+although these no doubt had their part in it. Doubtless the eager
+efforts of Silas Dean, our first diplomatic representative in
+Europe&mdash;efforts too eager for courtesy or wisdom&mdash;had a part in it; and
+the skilful diplomacy of Franklin had, as we know, a large and important
+influence upon it. The spirit of adventure, the desire for distinction
+upon fresh fields, had something to do with it. But the principal factor
+in that great effort was the spirit of freedom&mdash;the spirit that looked
+to the advancement and the maintenance of popular liberty<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1098" id="Page_1098">[Pg 1098]</a></span> among the
+peoples of the earth, wherever civilization had gone; that spirit which
+was notably expressed by Van der Capellen, the Dutch orator and
+statesman, when he vehemently said, in presence of the States-General of
+Holland, in reply to an autograph letter of George III soliciting their
+aid, that this was a business for hired janissaries rather than for
+soldiers of a free State; that it would be, in his judgment,
+"superlatively detestable" to aid in any way to overcome the Americans,
+whom he regarded as a brave people, righting in a manly, honorable,
+religious manner, not for the rights which had come to them, not from
+any British legislation but from God Almighty. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>That spirit was native to Holland. But that spirit was also widely in
+France. The old temper and enthusiasm for liberty, both civil and
+religious, had not passed away. Sixty years and more since the accession
+of Louis XV had perhaps only intensified this spirit. It had entered the
+higher philosophical minds. They were meditating the questions of the
+true social order, with daring disregard of all existing institutions,
+and their spirit and instructions found an echo even in our Declaration
+of Independence. They made it more theoretical than English state papers
+have usually been. Palpably, the same spirit which afterward broke into
+fierce exhibition, when the Bastille was stormed in 1789, or when the
+First Republic was declared in 1792, was already at work in France, at
+work there far more vitally and energetically than was yet recognized by
+those in authority; while it wrought perhaps in the field offered by
+this country, more eagerly and largely because it was repressed at home.
+So it was that so many brilliant Frenchmen came as glad volunteers. It
+was because of this electric and vital spirit looking toward freedom.
+Travelling was slow. Communication between continents was tardy and
+difficult. A sailing ship, dependent upon the wind, hugged the breeze or
+was driven before the blast across the stormy North Atlantic. The
+steamship was unknown. The telegraph wire was no more imagined than it
+was imagined that the Rhine might flow a river of flame or that the
+Jungfrau or the Weisshorn might go out on a journey.</p>
+
+<p>But there was this distributed spirit of freedom, propagating itself by
+means which we cannot wholly trace, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1099" id="Page_1099">[Pg 1099]</a></span> to an extent which was scarcely
+recognized, which brought volunteers in such numbers to our shores, that
+Washington, you know, at one time, expressed himself as embarrassed to
+know what to do with them; and there were fervent and high aspirations
+going up from multitudes of households and of hearts in Central and in
+Western Europe, which found realization in what we claim as the greatest
+and most fruitful of American victories. [Applause.] The impulse given
+by that victory to the same spirit is one on which we can never look
+back without gratitude and gladness. It was an impulse not confined to
+one nation but common to all which had had part in the struggle. We know
+what an impulse it gave to everything greatest and best in our own
+country. The spirit of popular exhilaration, rising from that victory at
+Yorktown, was a force which really established and moulded our national
+Government. The nation rose to one of those exalted points, those
+supreme levels, in its public experience, where it found a grander
+wisdom, where it had nobler forecast than perhaps it otherwise could
+have reached. In consequence of it, our Government came, which has stood
+the storm and stress of a hundred years. We may have to amend its
+Constitution in time to come, as it has been amended in the past; but we
+have become a nation by means of it. It commands the attention&mdash;to some
+extent, the admiration&mdash;of other people of the earth; at all events, it
+is bound to endure upon this continent as long as there remains a
+continent here for it to rest upon. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>Then came the incessant movement westward: the vast foreign immigration,
+the occupation of the immense grainfields, which might almost feed the
+hungry world; the multiplication of manufacturers, supplying everything,
+nearly, that we need; the uncovering of mines, bringing out the wealth
+which has actually disturbed the money standards of the world; the
+transforming of territories into States by a process as swift and
+magical almost as that by which the turbid mixture of the chemist is
+crystallized into its delicate and translucent spars; the building of an
+empire on the Western coast, looking out toward the older continent of
+Asia. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>We know, too, what an impulse was given to popular<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1100" id="Page_1100">[Pg 1100]</a></span> rights and hopes in
+England. We rejoice in all the progress of England. That salute fired at
+the British flag the other day at Yorktown [cheers] was a stroke of the
+hammer on the horologe of time, which marks the coming of a new era,
+when national animosities shall be forgotten, and only national
+sympathies and good-will shall remain. It might seem, perhaps, to have
+in it a tone of the old "diapason of the cannonade"; but on the
+thoughtful ear, falls from the thundering voice of those guns, a note of
+that supreme music which fell on the ear of Longfellow, when "like a
+bell with solemn sweet vibration" he heard "once more the voice of
+Christ say: 'Peace!'" [Loud applause.]</p>
+
+<p>We rejoice in the progress of English manufactures, which extracts every
+force from each ounce of coal, and pounds or weaves the English iron
+into nearly everything for human use except boots and brown-bread
+[laughter]; in the commerce which spreads its sails on all seas; in the
+wealth and splendor that are assembled in her cities; but we rejoice
+more than all in the constant progress of those liberal ideas to which
+such an impulse was given by this victory of Yorktown. [Cheers.] You
+remember that Fox is said to have heard of it "with a wild delight"; and
+even he may not have anticipated its full future outcome. You remember
+the hissing hate with which he was often assailed, as when the tradesman
+of Westminster whose vote he had solicited, flung back at him the
+answer: "I have nothing for you, sir, but a halter," to which Fox, by
+the way, with instant wit and imperturbable good-nature, smilingly
+responded: "I could not think, my dear sir, of depriving you of such an
+interesting family relic." [Laughter.] Look back to that time and then
+see the prodigious advance of liberal ideas in England, the changed
+political condition of the workingman. Look at the position of that
+great Commoner, who now regulates the English policy, who equals Fox in
+his liberal principles and surpasses him in his eloquence&mdash;Mr.
+Gladstone. [Cheers.] The English troops marched out of Yorktown, after
+their surrender, to that singularly appropriate tune, as they thought
+it, "The World Turned Upside Down." [Laughter.] But that vast
+disturbance of the old equilibrium which had balanced a King against a
+Nation, has given to England the treasures of statesmanship, the
+treas<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1101" id="Page_1101">[Pg 1101]</a></span>ures of eloquence, a vast part of the splendor and the power which
+are now collected under the reign of that one royal woman in the world,
+to whom every American heart pays its eager and unforced fealty&mdash;Queen
+Victoria. [Loud applause.]</p>
+
+<p>We know what an impulse was given to the same spirit in Germany. Mr.
+Schurz will tell us of it in eloquent words. But no discourse that he
+can utter, however brilliant in rhetoric; no analysis, however lucid; no
+clear and comprehensive sweep of his thought, though expressed in words
+which ring in our ears and live in our memories, can so fully and
+fittingly illustrate it to us as does the man himself, in his character
+and career&mdash;an Old World citizen of the American Republic whose
+marvellous mastery of our tough English tongue is still surpassed by his
+more marvellous mastery over the judgments and the hearts of those who
+hear him use it. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>What an impulse was given to the same spirit in France we know. At
+first, it fell upon a people not altogether prepared to receive it.
+There was, therefore, a passionate effervescence, a fierce ebullition
+into popular violence and popular outrage which darkened for the time
+the world's annals. But we know that the spirit never died; and through
+all the winding and bloody paths in which it has marched, it has brought
+France the fair consummation of its present power and wealth and renown.
+[Cheers.] We rejoice in its multiform manufactures, which weave the
+woollen or silken fibre into every form and tissue of fabric; in the
+delicate, dainty skill which keeps the time of all creation with its
+watchwork and clockwork; which ornaments beauty with its jewelry, and
+furnishes science with its finest instruments; we rejoice in the 14,000
+miles of railway there constructed, almost all of it within forty years;
+we rejoice in the riches there accumulated; we rejoice in the expansion
+of the population from the twenty-three millions of the day of Yorktown
+to the thirty-eight millions of the present; but we rejoice more than
+all in the liberal spirit evermore there advancing, which has built the
+fifteen universities, and gathered the 41,000 students into them; which
+builds libraries and higher seminaries, and multiplies common schools:
+which gives liberty if not license to the press. [Cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1102" id="Page_1102">[Pg 1102]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>We rejoice in the universal suffrage which puts the 532 deputies into
+the Chamber and which combines the Chamber of Deputies with the Senate
+into a National Assembly to elect the President of the Republic. We
+rejoice in the rapid political education now and always going on in
+France, and that she is to be hereafter a noble leader in Europe, in
+illustrating the security and commending the benefits of Republican
+institutions. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>France has been foremost in many things; she was foremost in chivalry,
+and the most magnificent spectacles and examples which that institution
+ever furnished were on her fields. She was foremost in the Crusades and
+the volcanic country around Auvergne was not more full of latent fire
+than was the spirit of her people at the Council of Clermont or before
+the appeal of Peter the Hermit and St. Bernard. She led the march of
+philosophical discussion in the Middle Ages. She has been foremost in
+many achievements of science and art. She is foremost to-day in piercing
+with tunnels the mountain-chains, that the wheels of trade may roll
+unobstructed through rocky barriers, and cutting canals through the
+great isthmuses that the keels of commerce may sweep unhindered across
+the seas. But she has never yet had an office so illustrious as that
+which falls to her now&mdash;to show Europe how Republican institutions
+stimulate industry, guarantee order, promote all progress in enterprise
+and in thought, and are the best and surest security for a nation's
+grandest advancement.</p>
+
+<p>That enthusiasm which has led her always to champion ideas, which led
+her soldiers to say in the first Revolution: "With bread and iron we
+will march to China," entering now into fulfilment of this great office,
+will carry her influence to China and beyond it; her peaceful influence
+on behalf of the liberty for which she fought with us at Yorktown, and
+for which she has bled and struggled with a pathetic and lofty
+stubbornness ever since. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>I do not look back merely then from this evening; I see illustrated at
+Yorktown the lesson of that hour; that colonies maturing into great
+commonwealths, and peoples combining for common liberties are the best
+pledges of the world's future, but I look forward as well and see France
+in Europe, a Republic, the United States on this continent, a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1103" id="Page_1103">[Pg 1103]</a></span> Republic,
+standing again in the future as before, shoulder to shoulder, expecting
+with tranquil and exultant spirit the grander victory yet to come, the
+outcome of which shall be liberty to all the peoples of the world, and
+that benign and divine peace which is the sure and sovereign fruit of
+such a liberty. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1104" id="Page_1104">[Pg 1104]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>WILLIAM SCUDDER STRYKER</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>DUTCH HEROES OF THE NEW WORLD</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of William S. Stryker at the fifth annual dinner of the
+Holland Society of New York, January 10, 1890. The vice-President,
+Robert B. Roosevelt, presided, and called upon General Stryker to
+respond to the toast, "The Dutch Soldier in America."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President</span>:&mdash;As well-born Dutchmen, full, of course,
+to-night of the spirit which creates Dutch courage, it is pleasant for
+us to look across the seas, to recall the martial life of our
+progenitors and to speak of their great deeds for liberty. It is
+conducive to our family pride to trace back the source of the blessings
+we enjoy to-day through all the brilliant pages of Netherland history to
+the time when the soldiers of freedom&mdash;the "Beggars"&mdash;chose rather to
+let in the merciless ocean waves than to surrender to the ruthless
+invader. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>We love to say that we can see in the glory of free institutions in this
+century the steady outgrowth of that germ of human liberty which was
+planted by the sturdy labor, which was watered by the tears and blood,
+and fructified by the precious lives of those who fought by land and sea
+in the battles of the sixteenth century. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Although we make our boast of the indomitable courage, the many
+self-denials, the homely virtues of our forefathers, think you that we
+in America are degenerate sons of noble sires? I trow not! [Renewed
+applause.]</p>
+
+<p>That irascible old Governor who stamped his wooden leg on the streets of
+New Amsterdam, who ruled with his iron will and his cane the thrifty
+burghers of this young city, did he not, when called upon to show a
+soldier's courage, wage a successful contest with savage foes, with the
+testy Puritans<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1105" id="Page_1105">[Pg 1105]</a></span> of Connecticut and with the obdurate Swedes on
+Christiana Creek?</p>
+
+<p>Before the old Dutch church in Millstone on the Raritan River, in the
+summer of 1775, a hundred of the young men of the village were drilled
+every night. They had on their long smock-frocks, broad-brimmed black
+hats, and leggings. Their own firelocks were on their shoulders,
+twenty-three cartridges in their cartouches, the worm, the priming-wire,
+and twelve flints in their pockets. These were the bold minute-men of
+New Jersey, and Frederick Frelinghuysen was their gallant Dutch captain,
+who stood ready to march, in case an alarm bonfire burned on Sourland
+Mountain, to fight any enemy. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>When fighting under Bradstreet on the Oswego River in the old French
+war, when laboring against great odds at Fort Edward, when retarding the
+British advance after the evacuation of Ticonderoga, when urging on a
+force to the relief of Fort Stanwix, when planning the campaign which
+ended in the capture of Burgoyne, and placing laurels, now faded, on the
+head of Gates, the character of our own Knickerbocker General, Philip
+Schuyler, the pure patriot, the noble soldier, is lustrous with
+evidences of his sagacious counsels, his wonderful energy, and his
+military skill. [Renewed applause.]</p>
+
+<p>The good blood of the patroons never flowed purer or brighter than when,
+as soldiers, they battled for a nation's rights. In the fight at
+Saratoga, Colonel Henry Kiliaen Van Rensselaer greatly distinguished
+himself and carried from the field an ounce of British lead, which
+remained in his body thirty-five years. Captain Solomon Van Rensselaer
+fought most courageously by the side of Mad Anthony Wayne in the Miami
+campaign. Being seriously wounded in a brilliant charge, he refused to
+be carried off the field on a litter, but insisted that, as a dragoon,
+he should be allowed to ride his horse from the battle and, if he
+dropped, to die where he fell. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Worn and bleeding were the feet, scant the clothing of our ragged
+Continentals, as, turning upon their foe, they recrossed the icy
+Delaware on Christmas night, surprised Rall and his revellers in
+Trenton's village, punished the left of Cornwallis's column at
+Princeton, and then, on their way to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1106" id="Page_1106">[Pg 1106]</a></span> the mountains of Morris County,
+fell by the wayside with hunger and wretchedness, perishing with the
+intense cold. But, in the darkness of the night, a partisan trooper,
+with twenty horsemen, surrounded the baggage-wagons of the British
+force, fired into the two hundred soldiers guarding them, and, shouting
+like a host of demons, captured the train, and the doughty captain with
+my own ancestral name woke up the weary soldiers of Washington's army
+with the rumbling of wagons heavily laden with woollen clothing and
+supplies, bravely stolen from the enemy. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>The poisoned arrows whistled in the Newtown fight as the New York
+contingent pressed forward toward Seneca Castle, the great capitol-house
+of the Six Nations. The redskins and their Tory allies, under Brant,
+tried hard to resist the progress of that awful human wedge that was
+driven with relentless fury among the wigwams of those who had burned
+the homes in beautiful Wyoming, who had despoiled with the bloody
+tomahawk the settlement at German Flats, and had closed the horrid
+campaign with the cruel massacre at Cherry Valley. Bold and daring in
+this revengeful expedition was Colonel Philip Van Cortlandt, a name
+honored in all Dutch civil and military history. [Continued applause.]</p>
+
+<p>As a leader of three thousand cavalrymen the youthful General Bayard
+[great cheers], proud of his Dutch descent, fell on the heights of
+bloody Fredericksburg. Like the good knight, he was "without fear and
+without reproach." Full of zeal for the cause, the bravest of the brave,
+his sword flashed always where dangers were the thickest. When a
+bursting shell left him dead on the field of honor, his brave men
+mourned him and the foe missed him. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>In the leaden tempest which rained around Drury's Bluff, a boyish
+officer led a column of riflemen, gallant and daring. His uniform was
+soiled with the grim dirt of many a battle, but his bright blue eye took
+in every feature of the conflict. The day was just closing when an angry
+bullet pierced his throat as he was cheering on his men, and the young
+life of my college friend, Abram Zabriskie, of Jersey City, as chivalric
+a Dutch colonel as ever drew a blade in battle, was breathed out in the
+mighty throes of civil war. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>As we picture to ourselves the appearance of that grand<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1107" id="Page_1107">[Pg 1107]</a></span> figure of
+William of Orange, as he led his heroic people through and out of scenes
+of darkness and hunger and death into the sweet light of freedom; as we
+turn the pages of history that recount the deeds of glory of Vander
+Werf, the burgomaster of Leyden; of Count Egmont and Count Horn, of de
+Ruyter and Van Tromp, let us not forget that the same sturdy stock has
+developed in the New World the same zeal for human rights, the same high
+resolves of duty, the same devotion to liberty. If ever again this
+nation needs brave defenders, your sons and mine will, I trust, be able
+to show to the world that the patriotism of Dutchmen, that true Dutch
+valor, still fills the breasts of the soldiers of America! [Prolonged
+cheering.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1108" id="Page_1108">[Pg 1108]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>SIR ARTHUR SULLIVAN</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>MUSIC</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Sir Arthur Sullivan at the annual banquet of the Royal
+Academy, May 2, 1891. Sir Frederic Leighton, President of the
+Academy, occupied the chair. "In response for Music," said the
+President, "I shall call on a man whose brilliant and many-sided
+gifts are not honored in his own country alone, and who has
+gathered laurels with full hands in every field of musical
+achievement&mdash;my old friend, Sir Arthur Sullivan."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Your Royal Highness, My Lords and Gentlemen</span>: It is gratifying
+to find that at the great representative art-gathering of the year the
+sister arts are now receiving at the hands of the painters and sculptors
+of the United Kingdom that compliment to which their members are justly
+entitled. Art is a commonwealth in which all the component estates hold
+an equal position, and it has been reserved for you, sir, under your
+distinguished presidency, to give full and honorable recognition to this
+important fact. You have done so in those terms of delicate, subtle
+compliment, which whilst displaying the touch of the master, also bear
+the impress of genuine sympathy, by calling upon my friend Mr. Irving,
+and myself, as representatives of the drama and of music, to return
+thanks for those branches of art to which our lives' efforts have been
+devoted.</p>
+
+<p>I may add, speaking for my own art, that there is a singular
+appropriateness that this compliment to Music should be paid by the
+artist whose brain has conceived and whose hand depicted a most
+enchanting "Music Lesson." You, sir, have touched with eloquence and
+feeling upon some of the tenderer attributes of music; I would with your
+permission, call attention to another&mdash;namely, its power and in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1109" id="Page_1109">[Pg 1109]</a></span>fluence
+on popular sentiment; for of all the arts I think Music has the most
+mighty, universal, and immediate effect. ["Hear! hear!"] I know there
+are many educated and intelligent people who, absorbed in commerce,
+politics, and other pursuits, think that music is a mere family
+pastime&mdash;an ear-gratifying enjoyment. Great popularity has its drawbacks
+as well as its advantages, and there is no doubt that the widespread,
+instantaneous appreciation and popularity of melody has detracted
+somewhat from the proper recognition of the higher and graver attributes
+of music. But that music is a power and has influenced humanity with
+dynamic force in politics, religion, peace, and war, no one can gainsay.
+Who can deny the effect in great crises of the world's history of the
+Lutheran Chorale, "Ein' feste Burg," which roused the enthusiasm of
+whole towns and cities and caused them to embrace the reformed faith en
+masse&mdash;of the "&Ccedil;a ira," with its ghastly association of tumbril and
+guillotine, and of the still more powerful "Marseillaise?" These three
+tunes alone have been largely instrumental in varying the course of
+history. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>Amongst our own people, no one who has visited the Greater Britain
+beyond the seas but must be alive to the depth of feeling stirred by the
+first bar of "God Save the Queen." It is not too much to say that this
+air has done more than any other single agency to consolidate the
+national sentiment which forms the basis of our world-wide Empire.
+[Cheers.] But, sir, my duty is not to deliver a dissertation on music,
+my duty is to thank you for the offering and the acceptation of this
+toast, which I do most sincerely.</p>
+
+<p>With regard to the more than generous terms in which you, sir, have
+alluded to my humble individuality, I need not say how deeply I feel the
+spirit in which they were spoken. This much I would add&mdash;that highly as
+I value your kindly utterances, I count still more highly the fact that
+I should have been selected by you to respond for Music, whose dignity
+and whose progress in England are so near and dear to me at heart.
+[Cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1110" id="Page_1110">[Pg 1110]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>CHARLES SUMNER</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>INTERCOURSE WITH CHINA</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Charles Sumner at the banquet given by the City of
+Boston, August 21, 1868, to the Hon. Anson Burlingame, Envoy
+Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary from China, and his
+associates, Chih Ta-jin and Sun Ta-jin, of the Chinese Embassy to
+the United States and the powers of Europe.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Mayor</span>:&mdash;I cannot speak on this interesting occasion without
+first declaring the happiness I enjoy at meeting my friend of many years
+in the exalted position which he now holds. Besides being my personal
+friend, he was also an honored associate in representing the good people
+of this community, and in advancing a great cause, which he championed
+with memorable eloquence and fidelity. Such are no common ties. Permit
+me to say that this splendid welcome, now offered by the municipal
+authorities of Boston, is only a natural expression of the sentiments
+which must prevail in this community. Here his labors and triumphs
+began. Here, in your early applause and approving voices, he first
+tasted of that honor which is now his in such ample measure. He is one
+of us, who, going forth into a strange country, has come back with its
+highest trusts and dignities. Once the representative of a single
+Congressional district, he now represents the most populous nation of
+the globe. Once the representative of little more than a third of
+Boston, he is now the representative of more than a third part of the
+human race. The population of the globe is estimated at twelve hundred
+millions; that of China at more than four hundred millions, and
+sometimes even at five hundred millions.</p>
+
+<p>If, in this position, there be much to excite wonder,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1111" id="Page_1111">[Pg 1111]</a></span> there is still
+more for gratitude in the unparalleled opportunity which it affords.
+What we all ask is opportunity. Here is opportunity on a surpassing
+scale&mdash;to be employed, I am sure, so as to advance the best interests of
+the Human Family; and, if these are advanced, no nation can suffer. Each
+is contained in all. With justice and generosity as the reciprocal rule,
+and nothing else can be the aim of this great Embassy, there can be no
+limits to the immeasurable consequences. For myself, I am less
+solicitous with regard to concessions or privileges, than with regard to
+that spirit of friendship and good neighborhood, which embraces alike
+the distant and the near, and, when once established, renders all else
+easy.</p>
+
+<p>The necessary result of the present experiment in diplomacy will be to
+make the countries which it visits better known to the Chinese, and also
+to make the Chinese better known to them. Each will know the other
+better and will better comprehend that condition of mutual dependence
+which is the law of humanity. In the relations among nations, as in
+common life, this is of infinite value. Thus far, I fear that the
+Chinese are poorly informed with regard to us. I am sure that we are
+poorly informed with regard to them. We know them through the porcelain
+on our tables with its lawless perspective, and the tea-chest with its
+unintelligible hieroglyphics. There are two pictures of them in the
+literature of our language, which cannot fail to leave an impression.
+The first is in "Paradise Lost," where Milton, always learned even in
+his poetry, represents Satan as descending in his flight,</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 7.5em;">... on the barren plains</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Of Sericana, where <i>Chineses</i> drive,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">With sails and wind their cany wagons light.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>The other is that admirable address on the study of the law of nature
+and nations, where Sir James Mackintosh, in words of singular felicity,
+alludes to "the tame but ancient and immovable civilization of China."
+It will be for us now to enlarge these pictures and to fill the canvas
+with life.</p>
+
+<p>I do not know if it has occurred to our honored guest, that he is not
+the first stranger who, after sojourning in this distant unknown land,
+has come back loaded with its honors,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1112" id="Page_1112">[Pg 1112]</a></span> and with messages to the
+Christian powers. He is not without a predecessor in his mission. There
+is another career as marvellous as his own. I refer to the Venetian,
+Marco Polo, whose reports, once discredited as the fables of a
+traveller, are now recognized among the sources of history, and
+especially of geographical knowledge. Nobody can read them without
+feeling their verity. It was in the latter part of the far-away
+thirteenth century, that this enterprising Venetian, in company with his
+father and uncle, all of them merchants, journeyed from Venice, by the
+way of Constantinople, Trebizond, on the Black Sea, and Central Asia,
+until they reached first the land of Prester John, and then that golden
+country, known as Cathay, where the great ruler, Kubla Khan, treated
+them with gracious consideration, and employed young Polo as his
+ambassador. This was none other than China, and the great ruler, called
+the Grand Khan, was none other than the first of its Mongolian dynasty,
+having his imperial residence in the immense city of Kambalu, or Peking.
+After many years of illustrious service, the Venetian, with his
+companions, was dismissed with splendor and riches, charged with letters
+for European sovereigns, as our Bostonian is charged with similar
+letters now. There were letters for the Pope, the King of France, the
+King of Spain, and other Christian princes. It does not appear that
+England was expressly designated. Her name, so great now, was not at
+that time on the visiting list of the distant Emperor. Such are the
+contrasts in national life. Marco Polo, with his companions, reached
+Venice on his return in 1295, at the very time when Dante, in Florence,
+was meditating his divine poem, and when Roger Bacon, in England, was
+astonishing the age with his knowledge. These were two of his greatest
+contemporaries.</p>
+
+<p>The return of the Venetian to his native city was attended by incidents
+which have not occurred among us. Bronzed by long residence under the
+sun of the East&mdash;wearing the dress of a Tartar&mdash;and speaking his native
+language with difficulty, it was some time before he could persuade his
+friends of his identity. Happily there is no question on the identity of
+our returned fellow-citizen; and surely it cannot be said that he speaks
+his native language with difficulty. There was a dinner given at Venice,
+as now at Boston, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1113" id="Page_1113">[Pg 1113]</a></span> the Venetian dinner, after the lapse of nearly
+five hundred years, still lives in glowing description. On this occasion
+Marco Polo, with his companions, appeared first in long robes of crimson
+satin reaching to the floor, which, after the guests had washed their
+hands, were changed for other robes of crimson damask, and then again,
+after the first course of the dinner, for other robes of crimson velvet,
+and at the conclusion of the banquet, for the ordinary dress worn by the
+rest of the company. Meanwhile the other costly garments were
+distributed in succession among the attendants at the table. In all your
+magnificence to-night, Mr. Mayor, I have seen no such largess. Then was
+brought forward the coarse threadbare clothes in which they had
+travelled, when, on ripping the lining and patches with a knife, costly
+jewels, in sparkling showers, leaped forth before the eyes of the
+company, who for a time were motionless with wonder. Then at last, says
+the Italian chronicler, every doubt was banished, and all were satisfied
+that these were the valiant and honorable gentlemen of the house of
+Polo. I do not relate this history in order to suggest any such
+operation on the dress of our returned fellow-citizen. No such evidence
+is needed to assure us of his identity.</p>
+
+<p>The success of Marco Polo is amply attested. From his habit of speaking
+of millions of people and millions of money, he was known as <i>millioni</i>,
+or the millionnaire, being the earliest instance in history of a
+designation so common in our prosperous age. But better than "millions"
+was the knowledge he imparted, and the impulse that he gave to that
+science, which teaches the configuration of the globe, and the place of
+nations on its surface. His travels, as dictated by him, were reproduced
+in various languages, and, after the invention of printing, the book was
+multiplied in more than fifty editions. Unquestionably it prepared the
+way for the two greatest geographical discoveries of modern times, that
+of the Cape of Good Hope, by Vasco de Gama, and the New World, by
+Christopher Columbus. One of his admirers, a learned German, does not
+hesitate to say that, when, in the long series of ages, we seek the
+three men, who, by the influence of their discoveries, have most
+contributed to the progress of geography and the knowledge of the globe,
+the modest name of the Venetian finds a place in the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1114" id="Page_1114">[Pg 1114]</a></span> same line with
+Alexander the Great and Christopher Columbus. It is well known that the
+imagination of the Genoese navigator was fired by the revelations of the
+Venetian, and that, in his mind, all the countries embraced by his
+transcendent discovery were none other than the famed Cathay, with its
+various dependencies. In his report to the Spanish Sovereigns, Cuba was
+nothing else than Xipangu, or Japan, as described by the Venetian, and
+he thought himself near a grand Khan, meaning, as he says, a king of
+kings. Columbus was mistaken. He had not reached Cathay or the Grand
+Khan; but he had discovered a new world, destined in the history of
+civilization to be more than Cathay, and, in the lapse of time, to
+welcome the ambassador of the grand Khan.</p>
+
+<p>The Venetian on his return home, journeyed out of the East, westward.
+Our Marco Polo on his return home, journeyed out of the west, eastward;
+and yet they both came from the same region. Their common starting-point
+was Peking. This change is typical of that transcendent revolution under
+whose influence the Orient will become the Occident. Journeying
+westward, the first welcome is from the nations of Europe. Journeying
+eastward, the first welcome is from our Republic. It only remains that
+this welcome should be extended until it opens a pathway for the
+mightiest commerce of the world, and embraces within the sphere of
+American activity that ancient ancestral empire, where population,
+industry and education, on an unprecedented scale, create resources and
+necessities on an unprecedented scale also. See to it, merchants of the
+United States, and you, merchants of Boston, that this opportunity is
+not lost.</p>
+
+<p>And this brings me, Mr. Mayor, to the treaty, which you invited me to
+discuss. But I will not now enter upon this topic. If you did not call
+me to order for speaking too long, I fear I should be called to order in
+another place for undertaking to speak of a treaty which has not yet
+been proclaimed by the President. One remark I will make and take the
+consequences. The treaty does not propose much; but it is an excellent
+beginning, and, I trust, through the good offices of our fellow-citizen,
+the honored plenipotentiary, will unlock those great Chinese gates which
+have been bolted and barred for long centuries. The embassy is more<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1115" id="Page_1115">[Pg 1115]</a></span>
+than the treaty, because it will prepare the way for further intercourse
+and will help that new order of things which is among the promises of
+the future.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>THE QUALITIES THAT WIN</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Charles Sumner at the sixty-eighth annual dinner of the
+New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1873. The
+President, Isaac H. Bailey, in proposing the toast, "The Senate of
+the United States," said: "We are happy to greet on this occasion
+the senior in consecutive service, and the most eminent member of
+the Senate, whose early, varied, and distinguished services in the
+cause of freedom have made his name a household word throughout the
+world&mdash;the Honorable Charles Sumner." On rising to respond, Mr.
+Sumner was received with loud applause. The members of the Society
+rose to their feet, applauded and waved handkerchiefs.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Brothers of New England</span>:&mdash;For the first time
+in my life I have the good fortune to enjoy this famous anniversary
+festival. Though often honored by your most tempting invitation, and
+longing to celebrate the day in this goodly company of which all have
+heard so much, I could never excuse myself from duties in another place.
+If now I yield to well-known attractions, and journey from Washington
+for my first holiday during a protracted public service, it is because
+all was enhanced by the appeal of your excellent president, to whom I am
+bound by the friendship of many years in Boston, in New York, and in a
+foreign land. [Applause.] It is much to be a brother of New England, but
+it is more to be a friend [applause], and this tie I have pleasure in
+confessing to-night.</p>
+
+<p>It is with much doubt and humility that I venture to answer for the
+Senate of the United States, and I believe the least I say on this head
+will be the most prudent. [Laughter.] But I shall be entirely safe in
+expressing my doubt if there is a single Senator who would not be glad
+of a seat at this generous banquet. What is the Senate? It is a
+component part of the National Government. But we celebrate to-day more
+than any component part of any government. We celebrate an epoch in the
+history of mankind&mdash;not only never to be forgotten, but to grow in
+grandeur<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1116" id="Page_1116">[Pg 1116]</a></span> as the world appreciates the elements of true greatness. Of
+mankind I say&mdash;for the landing on Plymouth Rock, on December 22, 1620,
+marks the origin of a new order of ages, by which the whole human family
+will be elevated. Then and there was the great beginning.</p>
+
+<p>Throughout all time, from the dawn of history, men have swarmed to found
+new homes in distant lands. The Tyrians, skirting Northern Africa,
+stopped at Carthage; Carthaginians dotted Spain and even the distant
+coasts of Britain and Ireland; Greeks gemmed Italy and Sicily with
+art-loving settlements; Rome carried multitudinous colonies with her
+conquering eagles. Saxons, Danes, and Normans violently mingled with the
+original Britons. And in more modern times, Venice, Genoa, Portugal,
+Spain, France, and England, all sent forth emigrants to people foreign
+shores. But in these various expeditions, trade or war was the impelling
+motive. Too often commerce and conquest moved hand in hand, and the
+colony was incarnadined with blood.</p>
+
+<p>On the day we celebrate, the sun for the first time in his course looked
+down upon a different scene, begun and continued under a different
+inspiration. A few conscientious Englishmen, in obedience to the monitor
+within, and that they might be free to worship God according to their
+own sense of duty, set sail for the unknown wilds of the North American
+continent. After a voyage of sixty-four days in the ship Mayflower, with
+Liberty at the prow and Conscience at the helm [applause], they sighted
+the white sandbanks of Cape Cod, and soon thereafter in the small cabin
+framed that brief compact, forever memorable, which is the first written
+constitution of government in human history, and the very corner-stone
+of the American Republic; and then these Pilgrims landed.</p>
+
+<p>This compact was not only foremost in time, it was also august in
+character, and worthy of perpetual example. Never before had the object
+of the "civil body public" been announced as "to enact, constitute, and
+frame such just and equal laws, ordinances, acts, constitutions, and
+offices from time to time as shall be thought most meet and convenient
+for the general good of the colony." How lofty! how true! Undoubtedly,
+these were the grandest words<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1117" id="Page_1117">[Pg 1117]</a></span> of government with the largest promise of
+any at that time uttered.</p>
+
+<p>If more were needed to illustrate the new epoch, it would be found in
+the parting words of the venerable pastor, John Robinson, addressed to
+the Pilgrims, as they were about to sail from Delfshaven&mdash;words often
+quoted, yet never enough. How sweetly and beautifully he says: "And if
+God should reveal anything to you by any other instrument of his, be as
+ready to receive it as ever you were to receive any truth by my
+ministry; but I am confident that the Lord hath more light and truth yet
+to break forth out of his holy word." And then how justly the good
+preacher rebukes those who close their souls to truth! "The Lutherans,
+for example, cannot be drawn to go beyond what Luther saw, and whatever
+part of God's will he hath further imparted to Calvin, they will rather
+die than embrace, and so the Calvinists stick where he left them. This
+is a misery much to be lamented, for though they were precious, shining
+lights in their times, God hath not revealed his whole will to them."
+Beyond the merited rebuke, here is a plain recognition of the law of
+human progress little discerned at the time, which teaches the sure
+advance of the human family, and opens the vista of the ever-broadening,
+never-ending future on earth.</p>
+
+<p>Our Pilgrims were few and poor. The whole outfit of this historic
+voyage, including &pound;1,700 of trading stock, was only &pound;2,400, and how
+little was required for their succor appears in the experience of the
+soldier Captain Miles Standish, who, being sent to England for
+assistance&mdash;not military, but financial&mdash;(God save the mark!) succeeded
+in borrowing&mdash;how much do you suppose?&mdash;&pound;150 sterling. [Laughter.]
+Something in the way of help; and the historian adds, "though at fifty
+per cent. interest." So much for a valiant soldier on a financial
+expedition. [Laughter, in which General Sherman and the company joined.]
+A later agent, Allerton, was able to borrow for the colony &pound;200 at a
+reduced interest of thirty per cent. Plainly, the money-sharks of our
+day may trace an undoubted pedigree to these London merchants.
+[Laughter.] But I know not if any son of New England, oppressed by
+exorbitant interest, will be consoled by the thought that the Pilgrims
+paid the same.</p>
+
+<p>And yet this small people&mdash;so obscure and outcast in con<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1118" id="Page_1118">[Pg 1118]</a></span>dition&mdash;so
+slender in numbers and in means&mdash;so entirely unknown to the proud and
+great&mdash;so absolutely without name in contemporary records&mdash;whose
+departure from the Old World took little more than the breath of their
+bodies&mdash;are now illustrious beyond the lot of men; and the Mayflower is
+immortal beyond the Grecian Argo, or the stately ship of any victorious
+admiral. Though this was little foreseen in their day, it is plain now
+how it has come to pass. The highest greatness surviving time and storm
+is that which proceeds from the soul of man. [Applause.] Monarchs and
+cabinets, generals and admirals, with the pomp of courts and the
+circumstance of war, in the gradual lapse of time disappear from sight;
+but the pioneers of truth, though poor and lowly, especially those whose
+example elevates human nature and teaches the rights of man, so that
+government of the people, by the people, and for the people shall not
+perish from the earth [great applause], such harbingers can never be
+forgotten, and their renown spreads coextensive with the cause they
+served.</p>
+
+<p>I know not if any whom I now have the honor of addressing have thought
+to recall the great in rank and power filling the gaze of the world as
+the Mayflower with her company fared forth on their adventurous voyage.
+The foolish James was yet on the English throne, glorying that he had
+"peppered the Puritans." The morose Louis XIII, through whom Richelieu
+ruled, was King of France. The imbecile Philip III swayed Spain and the
+Indies. The persecuting Ferdinand the Second, tormentor of Protestants,
+was Emperor of Germany. Paul V, of the House of Borghese, was Pope of
+Rome. In the same princely company and all contemporaries were Christian
+IV, King of Denmark, and his son Christian, Prince of Norway; Gustavus
+Adolphus, King of Sweden; Sigismund the Third, King of Poland;
+Frederick, King of Bohemia, with his wife, the unhappy Elizabeth of
+England, progenitor of the house of Hanover; George William, Margrave of
+Brandenburg, and ancestor of the Prussian house that has given an
+emperor to Germany; Maximilian, Duke of Bavaria; Maurice, landgrave of
+Hesse; Christian, Duke of Brunswick and Lunenburg; John Frederick, Duke
+of W&uuml;rtemberg and Teck; John, Count of Nassau; Henry, Duke of Lorraine;
+Isabella, Infanta of Spain<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1119" id="Page_1119">[Pg 1119]</a></span> and ruler of the Low Countries; Maurice,
+fourth Prince of Orange; Charles Emanuel, Duke of Savoy and ancestor of
+the King of United Italy; Cosmo de' Medici, third Grand Duke of
+Florence; Antonio Priuli, ninety-third Doge of Venice, just after the
+terrible tragedy commemorated on the English stage as "Venice
+Preserved"; Bethlehem Gabor, Prince of Unitarian Transylvania, and
+elected King of Hungary, with the countenance of an African; and the
+Sultan Mustapha, of Constantinople, twentieth ruler of the Turks.</p>
+
+<p>Such at that time were the crowned sovereigns of Europe, whose names
+were mentioned always with awe, and whose countenances are handed down
+by art, so that at this day they are visible to the curious as if they
+walked these streets. Mark now the contrast. There was no artist for our
+forefathers, nor are their countenances now known to men; but more than
+any powerful contemporaries at whose tread the earth trembled is their
+memory sacred. [Applause.] Pope, emperor, king, sultan, grand-duke,
+duke, doge, margrave, landgrave, count&mdash;what are they all by the side of
+the humble company that landed on Plymouth Rock? Theirs, indeed, were
+the ensigns of worldly power, but our Pilgrims had in themselves that
+inborn virtue which was more than all else besides, and their landing
+was an epoch.</p>
+
+<p>Who in the imposing troop of worldly grandeur is now remembered but with
+indifference or contempt? If I except Gustavus Adolphus, it is because
+he revealed a superior character. Confront the Mayflower and the
+Pilgrims with the potentates who occupied such space in the world. The
+former are ascending into the firmament, there to shine forever, while
+the latter have been long dropping into the darkness of oblivion, to be
+brought forth only to point a moral or illustrate the fame of
+contemporaries whom they regarded not. [Applause.] Do I err in supposing
+this an illustration of the supremacy which belongs to the triumphs of
+the moral nature? At first impeded or postponed, they at last prevail.
+Theirs is a brightness which, breaking through all clouds, will shine
+forth with ever-increasing splendor.</p>
+
+<p>I have often thought that if I were a preacher, if I had the honor to
+occupy the pulpit so grandly filled by my<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1120" id="Page_1120">[Pg 1120]</a></span> friend near me [gracefully
+inclining toward Mr. Beecher], one of my sermons should be from the
+text, "A little leaven shall leaven the whole lump." Nor do I know a
+better illustration of these words than the influence exerted by our
+Pilgrims. That small band, with the lesson of self-sacrifice, of just
+and equal laws, of the government of a majority, of unshrinking loyalty
+to principle, is now leavening this whole continent, and in the fulness
+of time will leaven the world. [Great applause.] By their example,
+republican institutions have been commended, and in proportion as we
+imitate them will these institutions be assured. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Liberty, which we so much covet, is not a solitary plant. Always by its
+side is Justice. [Applause.] But Justice is nothing but right applied to
+human affairs. Do not forget, I entreat you, that with the highest
+morality is the highest liberty. A great poet, in one of his inspired
+sonnets, speaking of this priceless possession, has said, "But who loves
+that must first be wise and good." Therefore do the Pilgrims in their
+beautiful example teach liberty, teach republican institutions, as at an
+earlier day, Socrates and Plato, in their lessons of wisdom, taught
+liberty and helped the idea of the republic. If republican government
+has thus far failed in any experiment, as, perhaps, somewhere in Spanish
+America, it is because these lessons have been wanting. There have been
+no Pilgrims to teach the moral law.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. President, with these thoughts, which I imperfectly express, I
+confess my obligations to the forefathers of New England, and offer to
+them the homage of a grateful heart. But not in thanksgiving only would
+I celebrate their memory. I would if I could make their example a
+universal lesson, and stamp it upon the land. [Applause.] The conscience
+which directed them should be the guide for our public councils. The
+just and equal laws which they required should be ordained by us, and
+the hospitality to truth which was their rule should be ours. Nor would
+I forget their courage and steadfastness. Had they turned back or
+wavered, I know not what would have been the record of this continent,
+but I see clearly that a great example would have been lost. [Applause.]
+Had Columbus yielded to his mutinous crew and returned to Spain without
+his great discovery; had Washington shrunk away disheartened by Brit<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1121" id="Page_1121">[Pg 1121]</a></span>ish
+power and the snows of New Jersey, these great instances would have been
+wanting for the encouragement of men. But our Pilgrims belong to the
+same heroic company, and their example is not less precious. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Only a short time after the landing on Plymouth Rock, the great
+republican poet, John Milton, wrote his "Comus," so wonderful for beauty
+and truth. His nature was more refined than that of the Pilgrims, and
+yet it requires little effort of imagination to catch from one of them,
+or at least from their beloved pastor, the exquisite, almost angelic
+words at the close&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Mortals, who would follow me,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Love Virtue; she alone is free;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">She can teach ye how to climb</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Higher than the sphery chime.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Or if Virtue feeble were,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Heaven itself would stoop to her."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>[At the conclusion of Senator Sumner's speech the audience arose and
+gave cheer upon cheer.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1122" id="Page_1122">[Pg 1122]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>THOMAS DEWITT TALMAGE</h2>
+
+
+
+<h4>BEHOLD THE AMERICAN!</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. Dr. T. DeWitt Talmage at the eighty-first annual
+dinner of the New England Society in the City of New York, December
+22, 1886. The President of the Society, Judge Horace Russell,
+introduced Dr. Talmage to speak to the toast, "Forefathers' Day."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President, and all you good New Englanders</span>: If we leave to
+the evolutionists to guess where we came from and to the theologians to
+prophesy where we are going to, we still have left for consideration the
+fact that we are here; and we are here at an interesting time. Of all
+the centuries this is the best century, and of all the decades of the
+century this is the best decade, and of all the years of the decade this
+is the best year, and of all the months of the year this is the best
+month, and of all the nights of the month this is the best night.
+[Applause and laughter.] Many of these advantages we trace straight back
+to Forefathers' Day, about which I am to speak.</p>
+
+<p>But I must not introduce a new habit into these New England dinners and
+confine myself to the one theme. For eighty-one years your speakers have
+been accustomed to make the toast announced the point from which they
+start, but to which they never return. [Laughter.] So I shall not stick
+to my text, but only be particular to have all I say my own, and not
+make the mistake of a minister whose sermon was a patchwork from a
+variety of authors, to whom he gave no credit. There was an intoxicated
+wag in the audience who had read about everything, and he announced the
+authors as the minister went on. The clergyman gave an extract without
+any credit to the author, and the man in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1123" id="Page_1123">[Pg 1123]</a></span> the audience cried out:
+"That's Jeremy Taylor." The speaker went on and gave an extract from
+another author without credit for it, and the man in the audience said:
+"That is John Wesley." The minister gave an extract from another author
+without credit for it, and the man in the audience said: "That is George
+Whitefield." When the minister lost his patience and cried out, "Shut
+up, you old fool!" the man in the audience replied: "That is your own."
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Well, what about this Forefathers' Day? In Brooklyn they say the Landing
+of the Pilgrims was December the 21st; in New York you say it was
+December the 22d. You are both right. Not through the specious and
+artful reasoning you have sometimes indulged in, but by a little
+historical incident that seems to have escaped your attention. You see,
+the Forefathers landed in the morning of December the 21st, but about
+noon that day a pack of hungry wolves swept down the bleak American
+beach looking for a New England dinner [laughter], and a band of savages
+out for a tomahawk picnic hove in sight, and the Pilgrim Fathers thought
+it best for safety and warmth to go on board the Mayflower and pass the
+night. [Renewed laughter.] And during the night there came up a strong
+wind blowing off shore that swept the Mayflower from its moorings clear
+out to sea, and there was a prospect that our Forefathers, having
+escaped oppression in foreign lands, would yet go down under an oceanic
+tempest. But the next day they fortunately got control of their ship and
+steered her in, and the second time the Forefathers stepped ashore.</p>
+
+<p>Brooklyn celebrated the first landing; New York the second landing. So I
+say Hail! Hail! to both celebrations, for one day, anyhow, could not do
+justice to such a subject; and I only wish I could have kissed the
+blarney stone of America, which is Plymouth Rock, so that I might have
+done justice to this subject. [Laughter and applause.] Ah, gentlemen,
+that Mayflower was the ark that floated the deluge of oppression, and
+Plymouth Rock was the Ararat on which it landed.</p>
+
+<p>But let me say that these Forefathers were of no more importance than
+the Foremothers. [Applause.] As I understand it, there were eight of
+them&mdash;that is, four fathers<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1124" id="Page_1124">[Pg 1124]</a></span> and four mothers&mdash;from whom all these
+illustrious New Englanders descended. Now I was not born in New England,
+though far back my ancestors lived in Connecticut, and then crossed over
+to Long Island and there joined the Dutch, and that mixture of Yankee
+and Dutch makes royal blood. [Applause.] Neither is perfect without the
+other, the Yankee in a man's nature saying "Go ahead!" the Dutch in his
+blood saying, "Be prudent while you do go ahead!" Some people do not
+understand why Long Island was stretched along parallel with all of the
+Connecticut coast. I have no doubt that it was so placed that the Dutch
+might watch the Yankees. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But though not born in New England, in my boyhood I had a New England
+schoolmaster, whom I shall never forget. He taught us our A, B, C's.
+"What is that?" "I don't know, sir." "That's A" [with a slap]. "What is
+that?" "I don't know, sir." [With a slap]&mdash;"That is B." [Laughter.] I
+tell you, a boy that learned his letters in that way never forgot them;
+and if the boy was particularly dull, then this New England schoolmaster
+would take him over the knee, and then the boy got his information from
+both directions. [Renewed laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But all these things aside, no one sitting at these tables has higher
+admiration for the Pilgrim Fathers than I have&mdash;the men who believed in
+two great doctrines, which are the foundation of every religion that is
+worth anything: namely, the fatherhood of God and the brotherhood of
+Man&mdash;these men of backbone and endowed with that great and magnificent
+attribute of stick-to-it-iveness. Macaulay said that no one ever sneered
+at the Puritans who had met them in halls of debate or crossed swords
+with them on the field of battle. [Applause.] They are sometimes defamed
+for their rigorous Sabbaths, but our danger is in the opposite direction
+of no Sabbaths at all. It is said that they destroyed witches. I wish
+that they had cleared them all out, for the world is full of witches
+yet, and if at all these tables there is a man who has not sometimes
+been bewitched, let him hold up his glass of ice-water. [Laughter.] It
+is said that these Forefathers carried religion into everything, and
+before a man kissed his wife he asked a blessing, and afterward said:
+"Having received another favor from the Lord,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1125" id="Page_1125">[Pg 1125]</a></span> let us return thanks."
+[Laughter.] But our great need now is more religion in every-day life.</p>
+
+<p>I think their plain diet had much to do with their ruggedness of nature.
+They had not as many good things to eat as we have, and they had better
+digestion. Now, all the evening some of our best men sit with an awful
+bad feeling at the pit of their stomach, and the food taken fails to
+assimilate, and in the agitated digestive organs the lamb and the cow
+lie down together and get up just as they have a mind to. [Laughter.]
+After dinner I sat down with my friend to talk. He had for many years
+been troubled with indigestion. I felt guilty when I insisted on his
+taking that last piece of lemon pie. I knew that pastry always made him
+crusty. I said to him: "I never felt better in all my life; how do you
+feel?" And putting one hand over one piece of lemon pie and the other
+hand over the other piece of lemon pie, he said: "I feel miserable."
+Smaller varieties of food had the old Fathers, but it did them more
+good.</p>
+
+<p>Still, take it all in all, I think the descendants of the Pilgrim
+Fathers are as good as their ancestors, and in many ways better.
+Children are apt to be an echo of their ancestors. We are apt to put a
+halo around the Forefathers, but I expect that at our age they were very
+much like ourselves. People are not wise when they long for the good old
+days. They say: "Just think of the pride of people at this day! Just
+look at the ladies' hats!" [Laughter.] Why, there is nothing in the
+ladies' hats of to-day equal to the coal-scuttle hats a hundred years
+ago. They say: "Just look at the way people dress their hair!" Why, the
+extremest style of to-day will not equal the top-knots which our
+great-grandmothers wore, put up with high combs that we would have
+thought would have made our great-grandfathers die with laughter. The
+hair was lifted into a pyramid a foot high. On the top of that tower lay
+a white rose. Shoes of bespangled white kid, and heels two or three
+inches high. Grandfather went out to meet her on the floor with a coat
+of sky-blue silk and vest of white satin embroidered with gold lace,
+lace ruffles around his wrist and his hair flung in a queue. The great
+George Washington had his horse's hoofs blackened when about to appear
+on a parade, and writes to Europe ordering sent for the use of himself
+and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1126" id="Page_1126">[Pg 1126]</a></span> family, one silver-lace hat, one pair of silver shoe-buckles, a
+coat made of fashionable silk, one pair of gold sleeve-buttons, six
+pairs of kid gloves, one dozen most fashionable cambric
+pocket-handkerchiefs, besides ruffles and tucker. That was George.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Talk about dissipations, ye who have ever seen the old-fashioned
+sideboard! Did I not have an old relative who always, when visitors
+came, used to go upstairs and take a drink through economical habits,
+not offering anything to his visitors? [Laughter.] On the old-fashioned
+training days the most sober men were apt to take a day to themselves.
+Many of the familiar drinks of to-day were unknown to them, but their
+hard cider, mint julep, metheglin, hot toddy, and lemonade in which the
+lemon was not at all prominent, sometimes made lively work for the
+broad-brimmed hats and silver knee-buckles. Talk of dissipating parties
+of to-day and keeping of late hours! Why, did they not have their "bees"
+and sausage-stuffings and tea-parties and dances, that for heartiness
+and uproar utterly eclipsed all the waltzes, lanciers, redowas, and
+breakdowns of the nineteenth century, and they never went home till
+morning. And as to the old-time courtships, oh, my! Washington Irving
+describes them. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But though your Forefathers may not have been much, if any, better than
+yourselves, let us extol them for the fact that they started this
+country in the right direction. They laid the foundation for American
+manhood. The foundation must be more solid and firm and unyielding than
+any other part of the structure. On that Puritanic foundation we can
+safely build all nationalities. [Applause.] Let us remember that the
+coming American is to be an admixture of all foreign bloods. In about
+twenty-five or fifty years the model American will step forth. He will
+have the strong brain of the German, the polished manners of the French,
+the artistic taste of the Italian, the stanch heart of the English, the
+steadfast piety of the Scotch, the lightning wit of the Irish, and when
+he steps forth, bone, muscle, nerve, brain entwined with the fibres of
+all nationalities, the nations will break out in the cry: "Behold the
+American!" [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Columbus discovered only the shell of this country.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1127" id="Page_1127">[Pg 1127]</a></span> Agassiz came and
+discovered fossiliferous America. Silliman came and discovered
+geological America. Audubon came and discovered bird America. Longfellow
+came and discovered poetic America; and there are a half-dozen other
+Americas yet to be discovered.</p>
+
+<p>I never realized what this country was and is as on the day when I first
+saw some of these gentlemen of the Army and Navy. It was when at the
+close of the War our armies came back and marched in review before the
+President's stand at Washington. I do not care whether a man was a
+Republican or a Democrat, a Northern man or a Southern man, if he had
+any emotion of nature, he could not look upon it without weeping. God
+knew that the day was stupendous, and He cleared the heaven of cloud and
+mist and chill, and sprung the blue sky as the triumphal arch for the
+returning warriors to pass under. From Arlington Heights the spring
+foliage shook out its welcome, as the hosts came over the hills, and the
+sparkling waters of the Potomac tossed their gold to the feet of the
+battalions as they came to the Long Bridge and in almost interminable
+line passed over. The Capitol never seemed so majestic as that morning:
+snowy white, looking down upon the tides of men that came surging down,
+billow after billow. Passing in silence, yet I heard in every step the
+thunder of conflicts through which they had waded, and seemed to see
+dripping from their smoke-blackened flags the blood of our country's
+martyrs. For the best part of two days we stood and watched the filing
+on of what seemed endless battalions, brigade after brigade, division
+after division, host after host, rank beyond rank; ever moving, ever
+passing; marching, marching; tramp, tramp, tramp&mdash;thousands after
+thousands, battery front, arms shouldered, columns solid, shoulder to
+shoulder, wheel to wheel, charger to charger, nostril to nostril.</p>
+
+<p>Commanders on horses with their manes entwined with roses, and necks
+enchained with garlands, fractious at the shouts that ran along the
+line, increasing from the clapping of children clothed in white,
+standing on the steps of the Capitol, to the tumultuous vociferation of
+hundreds of thousands of enraptured multitudes, crying "Huzza! Huzza!"
+Gleaming muskets, thundering parks of artillery, rumbling pontoon
+wagons, ambulances from whose wheels seemed to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1128" id="Page_1128">[Pg 1128]</a></span> sound out the groans of
+the crushed and the dying that they had carried. These men came from
+balmy Minnesota, those from Illinois prairies. These were often hummed
+to sleep by the pines of Oregon, those were New England lumbermen. Those
+came out of the coal-shafts of Pennsylvania. Side by side in one great
+cause, consecrated through fire and storm and darkness, brothers in
+peril, on their way home from Chancellorsville and Kenesaw Mountain and
+Fredericksburg, in lines that seemed infinite they passed on.</p>
+
+<p>We gazed and wept and wondered, lifting up our heads to see if the end
+had come, but no! Looking from one end of that long avenue to the other,
+we saw them yet in solid column, battery front, host beyond host, wheel
+to wheel, charger to charger, nostril to nostril, coming as it were from
+under the Capitol. Forward! Forward! Their bayonets, caught in the sun,
+glimmered and flashed and blazed, till they seemed like one long river
+of silver, ever and anon changed into a river of fire. No end to the
+procession, no rest for the eyes. We turned our heads from the scene,
+unable longer to look. We felt disposed to stop our ears, but still we
+heard it, marching, marching; tramp, tramp, tramp. But hush,&mdash;uncover
+every head! Here they pass, the remnant of ten men of a full regiment.
+Silence! Widowhood and orphanage look on and wring their hands. But
+wheel into line, all ye people! North, South, East, West&mdash;all decades,
+all centuries, all millenniums! Forward, the whole line! Huzza! Huzza!
+[Great applause.]</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>WHAT I KNOW ABOUT THE DUTCH</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. Dr. T. DeWitt Talmage at the seventh annual dinner
+of the Holland Society of New York, January 14, 1892. The President
+of the Society, George M. Van Hoesen, said: "The next regular toast
+is: 'What I Know about the Dutch,' which will be responded to by a
+gentleman who needs no introduction&mdash;the Rev. Dr. T. DeWitt
+Talmage."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p>Oh, Judge Van Hoesen, this is not the first time we have been side by
+side, for we were college boys together; and I remember that there was
+this difference between us&mdash;you seemed to know about everything, and it
+would take a very large library, a library larger than the Vatican, to
+tell all that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1129" id="Page_1129">[Pg 1129]</a></span> I didn't know. It is good to be here. What a multitude of
+delightful people there are in this world! If you and I had been
+consulted as to which of all the stars we would choose to walk upon, we
+could not have done a wiser thing than to select this. I have always
+been glad that I got aboard this planet. There are three classes of
+people that I especially admire&mdash;men, women, and children. I have
+enjoyed this banquet very much, for there are two places where I always
+have a good appetite&mdash;at home and away from home. I have not been
+interfered with as were some gentlemen that I heard of at a public
+dinner some years ago. A greenhorn, who had never seen a great banquet,
+came to the city, and, looking through the door, said to his friends who
+were showing him the sights: "Who are those gentlemen who are eating so
+heartily?" The answer was: "They are the men who pay for the dinner."
+"And who are those gentlemen up there on the elevation looking so pale
+and frightened and eating nothing?" "Oh," said his friend, "those are
+the fellows who make the speeches."</p>
+
+<p>It is very appropriate that we should celebrate the Hollanders by hearty
+eating, for you know the royal house that the Hollanders admire above
+any other royal house, is named after one of the most delicious fruits
+on this table&mdash;the house of Orange. I feel that I have a right to be
+here. While I have in my arteries the blood of many nationalities, so
+that I am a cosmopolitan and feel at home anywhere, there is in my veins
+a strong tide of Dutch blood. My mother was a Van Nest, and I was
+baptized in a Dutch church and named after a Dutch Domini, graduated at
+a Dutch theological seminary, and was ordained by a Dutch minister,
+married a Dutch girl, preached thirteen years in a Dutch church, and
+always took a Dutch newspaper; and though I have got off into another
+denomination, I am thankful to say that, while nearly all of our
+denominations are in hot water, each one of them having on a big
+ecclesiastical fight&mdash;and you know when ministers do fight, they fight
+like sin&mdash;I am glad that the old Dutch Church sails on over unruffled
+seas, and the flag at her masthead is still inscribed with "Peace and
+good-will to men." Departed spirits of John Livingston and Gabriel
+Ludlow, and Dr. Van Draken and magnificent Thomas de Witt, from your
+thrones witness!<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1130" id="Page_1130">[Pg 1130]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen here to-night have spoken much already in regard to what
+Holland did on the other side of the sea; and neither historian's pen,
+nor poet's canto, nor painter's pencil nor sculptor's chisel, nor
+orator's tongue, can ever tell the full story of the prowess of those
+people. Isn't it strange that two of the smallest sections of the earth
+should have produced most of the grandest history of the world?
+Palestine, only a little over 100 miles in length, yet yielding the most
+glorious event of all history; and little Holland, only about one
+quarter of the size of the State of New Jersey, achieving wonderful
+history and wonderful deeds not only at home, but starting an influence
+under which Robert Burns wrote "A man's a man for a' that," and sending
+across the Atlantic a thunder of indignation against oppression of which
+the American Declaration of Independence, and Yorktown and Bunker Hill,
+and Monmouth and Gettysburg, are only the echoes!</p>
+
+<p>As I look across the ocean to-night, I say: England for manufactories,
+Germany for scholarship, France for manners, Italy for pictures&mdash;but
+Holland for liberty and for God! And leaving to other gentlemen to tell
+that story&mdash;for they can tell it better than I can&mdash;I can to-night get
+but little further than our own immediate Dutch ancestors, most of whom
+have already taken the sacrament of the dust. Ah, what a glorious race
+of old folks they were! May our right hand forget its cunning, and our
+tongue cleave to the roof of the mouth, if we forget to honor their
+memories! What good advice they gave us; and when they went away
+forever&mdash;well, our emotions were a little different as we stood over the
+silent forms of the two old folks. In one case I think the dominant
+emotion was reverence. In the other case I think it was tenderness, and
+a wish that we could go with her.&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Make me a child again, just for to-night!</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Mother, come back from the echoless shore,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Take me again to your heart as of yore;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Kiss from my forehead the furrows of care,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Smooth the few silver threads out of my hair;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Over my slumbers a loving watch keep;&mdash;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Rock me to sleep, mother&mdash;rock me to sleep!"</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1131" id="Page_1131">[Pg 1131]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>My, my! doesn't the old Dutch home come back to us, and don't we see the
+plain cap, and the large round spectacles, and the shoulders that stoop
+from carrying our burden! Was there ever any other hand like hers to
+wipe away a tear, or to bind up a wound; for when she put the
+far-sighted spectacles clear up on her forehead, so that her eyes might
+the nearer look at the wound, it felt better right away! And have we
+ever since heard any music like that which she hushed us to sleep
+with&mdash;could any prima donna sing as she could! And could any other face
+so fill a room with light and comfort and peace!</p>
+
+<p>Mr. President, Dutch blood is good blood. We do not propose to
+antagonize any other to-night; but at our public dinners, about December
+21st, we are very apt to get into the Mayflower and sail around the New
+England coast. I think it will be good for us to-night to take another
+boat quite as good, and sail around New York harbor in the Half-Moon.</p>
+
+<p>I heard, years ago, the difference illustrated between the Yankee and
+the Dutchman. There was an explosion on a Mississippi River steamboat;
+the boiler burst, and the passengers were thrown into the air. After the
+accident, the captain came around to inquire in regard to them, and he
+found the Dutchman, but not the Yankee; and he said to the Dutchman,
+"Did you see anything of that Yankee?" The Dutchman replied, "Oh, yes;
+when I vas going up, he vas coming down." Now, the Dutch blood may not
+be quite so quick as the Yankee, but it is more apt to be sure it is
+right before it goes ahead. Dutch blood means patience, fidelity, and
+perseverance. It means faith in God also. Yes, it means generosity. I
+hardly ever knew a mean Dutchman. That man who fell down dead in my
+native village couldn't have had any Dutch blood in him. He was over
+eighty years of age, and had never given a cent to any benevolent object
+during his life; but in a moment of weakness, when he saw a face of
+distress, he gave a cent to an unfortunate man, and immediately dropped
+dead; and the surgeon declared, after the post-mortem examination, that
+he died of sudden enlargement of the heart. Neither is there any such
+mean man among the Dutch as that man who was so economical in regard to
+meat that he cut off a dog's<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1132" id="Page_1132">[Pg 1132]</a></span> tail and roasted it and ate the meat, and
+then gave the bone back to the dog. Or that other mean man I heard of,
+who was so economical that he used a wart on the back of his neck for a
+collar-button. I have so much faith in Holland blood, that I declare the
+more Hollanders come to this country the better we ought to like it.
+Wherever they try to land, let them land on our American soil; for all
+this continent is going to be after a while under one government. I
+suppose you have noticed how the governments on the southern part of the
+continent are gradually melting into our own; and soon the difficulty on
+the north between Canada and the United States will be amicably settled
+and the time will come when the United States Government will offer hand
+and heart in marriage to beautiful and hospitable Canada; and when the
+United States shall so offer its hand in marriage, Canada will blush and
+look down, and, thinking of her allegiance across the sea, will say,
+"Ask mother."</p>
+
+<p>In a suggestive letter which the chairman of the committee wrote me,
+inviting me to take part in this entertainment, he very beautifully and
+potently said that the Republic of the Netherlands had given hospitality
+in the days that are past to English Puritans and French Huguenots and
+Polish refugees and Portuguese Jews, and prospered; and I thought, as I
+read that letter, "Why, then, if the Republic of the Netherlands was so
+hospitable to other nations, surely we ought to be hospitable to all
+nations, especially to Hollanders." Oh, this absurd talk about "America
+for Americans!" Why, there isn't a man here to-night that is not
+descended from some foreigner, unless he is an Indian. Why, the native
+Americans were Modocs, Chippewas, Cherokees, Chickasaws, and Seminoles,
+and such like. Suppose, when our fathers were trying to come to this
+country, the Indians had stood on Plymouth Rock and at the Highlands of
+the Navesink, and when the Hollanders and the Pilgrim Fathers attempted
+to land, had shouted, "Back with you to Holland and to England; America
+for Americans!" Had that watchword been an early and successful cry,
+where now stand our cities would have stood Indian wigwams; and canoes
+instead of steamers would have tracked the Hudson and the Connecticut;
+and, instead of the Mississippi being the main artery of the continent,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1133" id="Page_1133">[Pg 1133]</a></span>
+it would have been only a trough for deer and antelope and wild pigeons
+to drink out of. What makes this cry of "America for the Americans" the
+more absurd and the more inhuman is that some in this country, who
+themselves arrived here in their boyhood or only one or two generations
+back, are joining in the cry. Having escaped themselves into this
+beautiful land, they say: "Shut the door of escape for others." Getting
+themselves on our shores in the life-boat from the shipwreck, they say:
+"Haul up the boat on the beach, and let the rest of the passengers go to
+the bottom." Men who have yet on them a Holland, or Scotch, or German,
+or English, or Irish brogue, are crying out: "America for the
+Americans!" What if the native inhabitants of heaven (I mean the angels,
+the cherubim, and the seraphim, for they were born there) should say to
+us when we arrive there at last, "Go back. Heaven for the Heavenians!"</p>
+
+<p>Of course, we do not want foreign nations to make this a convict colony.
+We wouldn't let their thieves and anarchists land here, nor even wipe
+their feet on the mat of the outside door of this continent. When they
+send their criminals here, let us put them in chains and send them back.
+This country must not be made the dumping-ground for foreign
+vagabondism. But for the hard-working and industrious people who come
+here, do not let us build up any wall around New York harbor to keep
+them out, or it will after a while fall down with a red-hot thunderburst
+of God's indignation. Suppose you are a father, and you have five
+children. One is named Philip, and Philip says to his brothers and
+sisters: "Now, John, you go and live in the small room at the end of the
+hall. George, you go and stay up in the garret. Mary, you go and live in
+the cellar, and Fannie, you go and live in the kitchen, and don't any of
+you come out. I am Philip, and will occupy the parlor; I like it; I like
+the lambrequins at the window, and I like the pictures on the wall. I am
+Philip, and, being Philip, the parlor shall only be for the Philipians."
+You, the father, come home, and you say: "Fannie, what are you doing in
+the kitchen? Come out of there." And you say to Mary, "Mary, come out of
+that cellar." And you say to John, "John, don't stay shut up in that
+small room. Come out of there." And you say to George, "George, come
+down<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1134" id="Page_1134">[Pg 1134]</a></span> out of that garret." And you say to the children, "This is my
+house. You can go anywhere in it that you want to." And you go and haul
+Philip out of the parlor, and you tell him that his brothers and sisters
+have just as much right in there as he has, and that they are all to
+enjoy it. Now, God is our Father, and this world is a house of several
+rooms, and God has at least five children&mdash;the North American continent,
+the South American continent, the Asiatic continent, the European
+continent, and the African continent. The North American continent
+sneaks away, and says: "I prefer the parlor. You South Americans,
+Asiatics, Europeans, and Africans, you stay in your own rooms; this is
+the place for me; I prefer it, and I am going to stay in the parlor; I
+like the front windows facing on the Atlantic, and the side windows
+facing on the Pacific, and the nice piazza on the south where the sun
+shines, and the glorious view from the piazza to the north." And God,
+the Father, comes in and sends thunder and lightning through the house,
+and says to his son, the American continent: "You are no more my child
+than are all these others, and they have just as much right to enjoy
+this part of my house as you have."</p>
+
+<p>It will be a great day for the health of our American atmosphere when
+this race prejudice is buried in the earth. Come, bring your spades, and
+let us dig a grave for it; and dig it deep down into the heart of the
+earth, but not clear through to China, lest the race prejudice should
+fasten the prejudice on the other side. Having got this grave deeply
+dug, come, let us throw in all the hard things that have been said and
+written between Jew and Gentile, between Protestant and Catholic,
+between Turk and Russian, between French and English, between Mongolian
+and anti-Mongolian, between black and white; and then let us set up a
+tombstone and put upon it the epitaph: "Here lies the monster that
+cursed the earth for nearly three thousand years. He has departed to go
+to perdition, from which he started. No peace to his ashes."</p>
+
+<p>From this glorious Holland dinner let us go out trying to imitate the
+virtues of our ancestors, the men who built the Holland dikes, which are
+the only things that ever conquered the sea, slapping it in the face and
+making it go<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1135" id="Page_1135">[Pg 1135]</a></span> back. There was a young Holland engineer who was to be
+married to a maiden living in one of the villages sheltered by these
+dikes, and in the evening there was to be a banquet in honor of the
+wedding, which was to be given to the coming bridegroom. But all day
+long the sea was raging and beating against the dikes. And this engineer
+reasoned with himself: "Shall I go to the banquet which is to be given
+in my honor, or shall I go and join my workmen down on the dikes?" And
+he finally concluded that it was his duty to go and join his workmen on
+the dikes, and he went. And when the poor fellows toiling there saw that
+their engineer was coming to help them, they set up a cheer. The
+engineer had a rope put around him and was lowered down into the surf,
+and other men came and had ropes put about them, and they were lowered
+down. And after a while the cry was heard: "More mortar and more blocks
+of stone!" But there were no more. "Now," said the Holland engineer,
+"men, take off your clothes!" and they took them off, and they stopped
+up the holes in the dikes. But still the stones were giving way against
+the mighty wrath of the strong sea which was beating against them. And
+then the Holland engineer said: "We cannot do any more. My men, get on
+your knees and pray to God for help." And they got down on their knees
+and they prayed; and the wind began to silence, and the sea began to
+cease its angry wavings, and the wall was saved; and all the people who
+lived in the village went on with the banquet and the dance, for they
+did not know their peril, and they were all saved.</p>
+
+<p>What you and I ought to do is to go out and help build up the dikes
+against the ocean of crime and depravity and sin which threatens to
+overwhelm this nation. Men of Holland, descend!&mdash;to the dikes! to the
+dikes! Bring all the faith and all the courage of your ancestors to the
+work, and then get down on your knees, and kneel with us on the creaking
+wall, and pray to the God of the wind and of the sea that He may hush
+the one and silence the other.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1136" id="Page_1136">[Pg 1136]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>BAYARD TAYLOR</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>TRIBUTE TO GOETHE</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Bayard Taylor at a reception given in his honor by the
+Goethe Club, New York City, March 20, 1878. The reception was held
+in recognition of Mr. Taylor's appointment as United States
+Minister to Germany. Dr. A. Ruppaner, President of the Club,
+presided.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p>It is difficult for me to respond fitly to what you have done,
+fellow-members of the Goethe Club, and what my old friend Parke Godwin
+has said. I may take gratefully whatever applies to an already
+accomplished work, but I cannot accept any reference to any work yet to
+be done without a feeling of doubt and uncertainty. No man can count on
+future success without seeming to invoke the evil fates.</p>
+
+<p>I am somewhat relieved in knowing that this reception, by which I am so
+greatly honored, is not wholly owing to the official distinction which
+has been conferred upon me by the President. I am informed that it had
+been already intended by the Goethe Club as a large and liberal
+recognition of my former literary labors, and I will only refer a moment
+to the diplomatic post in order that there may be no misconception of my
+position in accepting it.</p>
+
+<p>The fact that for years past I have designed writing a new biography of
+the great German master, is generally known; there was no necessity for
+keeping it secret; it has been specially mentioned by the press since my
+appointment, and I need not hesitate to say that the favor of our
+government will give me important facilities in the prosecution of the
+work. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>But the question has also been asked, here and there&mdash;and very
+naturally&mdash;is a Minister to a foreign Court to be appointed for such a
+purpose? I answer, No! The Min<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1137" id="Page_1137">[Pg 1137]</a></span>ister's duty to the government and to the
+interests of his fellow-citizens is always paramount. I shall go to
+Berlin with the full understanding of the character of the services I
+may be expected to render, and the honest determination to fulfil them
+to the best of my ability.</p>
+
+<p>But, as my friends know, I have the power and the habit of doing a great
+deal of work; and I think no one will complain if, instead of the
+recreation which others allow themselves, I should find my own
+recreation in another form of labor.</p>
+
+<p>I hope to secure at least two hours out of each twenty-four for my own
+work, without detriment to my official duties&mdash;and if two hours are not
+practicable, one must suffice. I shall be in the midst of the material I
+most need&mdash;I shall be able to make the acquaintance of the men and women
+who can give me the best assistance&mdash;and without looking forward
+positively to the completion of the task, I may safely say that this
+opportunity gives me a cheerful hope of being able to complete it.</p>
+
+<p>I was first led to the study of Goethe's life by the necessity of making
+the full meaning of his greatest poem clear to the readers of our
+language. I found that he himself was a better guide for me than all his
+critics and commentators. I learned to understand the grand
+individuality of his nature, and his increasing importance as an
+intellectual force in our century. I owe as much to him in the way of
+stimulus as to any other poet whatever. Except Shakespeare, no other
+poet has ever so thoroughly inculcated the value of breadth, the
+advantage of various knowledge, as the chief element of the highest
+human culture. Through the form of his creative activity, Shakespeare
+could only teach this lesson indirectly. Goethe taught it always in the
+most direct and emphatic manner, for it was the governing principle of
+his nature. It is not yet fifty years since he died, but he has already
+become a permanent elemental power, the operation of which will continue
+through many generations to come. The fact that an association bearing
+his name exists and flourishes here in New York is a good omen for our
+own development.</p>
+
+<p>We grow, not by questioning or denying great minds&mdash;which is a very
+prevalent fashion of the day&mdash;but by rever<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1138" id="Page_1138">[Pg 1138]</a></span>ently accepting whatever they
+can give us. The "heir of all the ages" is unworthy of his ancestors if
+he throws their legacy away. It is enough for me if this honor to-night
+reaches through and far beyond me, to Goethe. It is his name not mine,
+which has brought us together. Let me lay upon him&mdash;he is able to bear
+even that much&mdash;whatever of the honor I am not truly worthy to receive,
+and to thank you gratefully for what remains. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1139" id="Page_1139">[Pg 1139]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>SLASON THOMPSON</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE ETHICS OF THE PRESS</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Slason Thompson at the seventy-fourth dinner and fourth
+"Ladies' Night" of the Sunset Club, Chicago, Ill., April 26, 1894.
+The Secretary, Alexander A. McCormick, presided. Mr. Thompson spoke
+on the general topic of the evening's discussion, "The Ethics of
+the Press."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;It would be interesting, I think,
+for the gentlemen of the press who are here to-night if they could find
+out from what newspaper in Chicago the last speaker [Howard L. Smith]
+derives his idea of the press of Chicago. I stand here to say that there
+is no such paper printed in this city. There may be one that, perhaps,
+comes close down to his ideas of the press of Chicago, but there is only
+one&mdash;a weekly&mdash;and I believe it is printed in New York. The reverend
+gentleman who began the discussion to-night started into this subject
+very much like a coon, and as we listened, as he went on, we perceived
+he came out a porcupine. He was scientific in everything he said in
+favor of the press; unscientific in everything against it. He spoke to
+you in favor of the suppression of news, which means, I take it, the
+dissemination of crime. He spoke to you in favor of the suppression of
+sewer-gas. Chicago to-day owes its good health to the fact that we do
+discuss sewer-gas. A reverend gentleman once discussing the province of
+the press, spoke of its province as the suppression of news. If some
+gentlemen knew the facts that come to us, they would wonder at our
+lenience to their faults. The question of an anonymous press has been
+brought up. If you will glance over the files of the newspapers
+throughout the world, you will find in that country<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1140" id="Page_1140">[Pg 1140]</a></span> where the articles
+are signed the press is most corrupt, weakest, most venal, and has the
+least influence of any press in the world. To tell me that a reporter
+who writes an article is of more consequence than the editor, is to tell
+me a thing I believe you do not believe.</p>
+
+<p>When Charles A. Dana was asked what was the first essential in
+publishing a newspaper, he is said to have replied, "Raise Cain and sell
+papers." Whether the story is true or not, his answer comes as near a
+general definition of the governing principle in newspaper offices as
+you are likely to get.</p>
+
+<p>Strictly speaking, there is no such thing as ethics of the press. Each
+newspaper editor, publisher, or proprietor&mdash;whoever is the controlling
+spirit behind the types, the man who pockets the profits, or empties his
+pockets to make good the losses&mdash;his will, his judgment, his conscience,
+his hopes, necessities, or ambitions, constitute the ethics of one
+newspaper&mdash;no more! There is no association of editors, no understanding
+or agreement to formulate ethics for the press. And if there were, not
+one of the parties to it would live up to it any more than the managers
+of railways live up to the agreements over which they spend so much
+time.</p>
+
+<p>The general press prints what the public wants; the specific newspaper
+prints what its editor thinks the class of readers to which it caters
+wants. If he gauges his public right, he succeeds; if he does not, he
+fails. You can no more make the people read a newspaper they do not want
+than you can make a horse drink when he is not thirsty. In this respect
+the pulpit has the better of the press. It can thrash over old straw and
+thunder forth distasteful tenets to its congregations year after year,
+and at least be sure of the continued attention of the sexton and the
+deacon who circulates the contribution-box.</p>
+
+<p>What are the ethics of the press of Chicago? They are those of Joseph
+Medill, Victor F. Lawson, H. H. Kohlsaat, John R. Walsh, Carter Harrison,
+Jr., Washington Hesing, individually, not collectively. As these
+gentlemen are personally able, conscientious, fearless for the right,
+patriotic, incorruptible, and devoted to the public good, so are their
+respective newspapers. If they are otherwise, so are their respective
+newspapers.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1141" id="Page_1141">[Pg 1141]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>As I have said before this club on another occasion, the citizens of
+Chicago are fortunate above those of any other great city in the United
+States in the average high character of their newspapers. They may have
+their faults, but who has not? Let him or her who is without fault throw
+stones.</p>
+
+<p>If the newspaper press is as bad as some people always pretend to think,
+how comes it that every good cause instinctively seeks its aid with
+almost absolute confidence of obtaining it? And how comes it that the
+workers of evil just as instinctively aim to fraudulently use it or
+silence it, and with such poor success?</p>
+
+<p>To expose and oppose wrong is an almost involuntary rule among newspaper
+workers&mdash;from chief to printer's devil. They make mistakes like others,
+they are tempted and fall like others, but I testify to a
+well-recognized intention of our profession, the rule is to learn the
+facts, and print them, too&mdash;to know the truth and not hide it under a
+bushel. Nine-tenths of the criticisms of the press one hears is the
+braying of the galled jades or the crackling of thorns under a pot.</p>
+
+<p>The press stands for light, not darkness. It is the greatest power in
+our modern civilization. Thieves and rascals of high and low degree hate
+and malign it, but no honest man has reasonable cause to fear the abuse
+of its power. It is a beacon, and not a false light. It casts its
+blessed beams into dark places, and while it brings countless crimes to
+light, it also reveals to the beneficence of the world the wrongs and
+needs of the necessitous. It is the embodiment of energy in the pursuit
+of news, for its name is Light, and its aim is Knowledge. Ignorance and
+crime flee from before it like mist before the God of Light. It stands
+to-day</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"For the truth that lacks assistance,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">For the wrong that needs resistance,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">For the future in the distance,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">And the good that it can do."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>It has no license to do wrong; it has boundless liberty and opportunity
+to do good.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1142" id="Page_1142">[Pg 1142]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>THEODORE TILTON</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>WOMAN</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Theodore Tilton at the sixtieth annual dinner of the New
+England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1865. The
+Chairman, Joseph H. Choate, gave the following toast, "Woman&mdash;the
+strong staff and beautiful rod which sustained and comforted our
+forefathers during every step of the pilgrims' progress." Theodore
+Tilton was called upon to respond.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;It is somewhat to a modest man's embarrassment, on
+rising to this toast, to know that it has already been twice partially
+spoken to this evening&mdash;first by my friend, Senator Lane from Indiana,
+and just now, most eloquently, by the mayor-elect of New York [John T.
+Hoffman], who could not utter a better word in his own praise than to
+tell us that he married a Massachusetts wife. [Applause.] In choosing
+the most proper spot on this platform as my standpoint for such remarks
+as are appropriate to such a toast, my first impulse was to go to the
+other end of the table; for hereafter, Mr. Chairman, when you are in
+want of a man to speak for Woman, remember what Hamlet said, "Bring me
+the recorder!"<a name="FNanchor_7_7" id="FNanchor_7_7"></a><a href="#Footnote_7_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a> [Laughter.] But, on the other hand, here, at this end,
+a prior claim was put in from the State of Indiana, whose venerable
+Senator [Henry S. Lane] has expressed himself disappointed at finding no
+women present. So, as my toast introduces that sex, I feel bound to
+stand at the Senator's end of the room&mdash;not, however, too near the
+Senator's chair, for it may be dangerous to take Woman too near that
+"good-looking man." [Laughter and applause.] Therefore, gentlemen, I
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1143" id="Page_1143">[Pg 1143]</a></span>stand between these two chairs&mdash;the Army on my right [General Hancock],
+the Navy on my left [Admiral Farragut]&mdash;to hold over their heads a name
+that conquers both&mdash;Woman! [Applause.] The Chairman has pictured a
+vice-admiral tied for a little while to a mast; but it is the spirit of
+my sentiment to give you a vice-admiral tied life-long to a master.
+[Applause.] In the absence of woman, therefore, from this gilded feast,
+I summon her to your golden remembrance. There is an old English
+song&mdash;older, sir, than the Pilgrims:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"By absence, this good means I gain,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">That I can catch her</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Where none can watch her,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">In some close corner of my brain:</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">There I embrace and kiss her:</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And so I both enjoy and miss her!"</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>You must not forget, Mr. President, in eulogizing the early men of New
+England, who are your clients to-night, that it was only through the
+help of the early women of New England, who are mine, that your boasted
+heroes could ever have earned their title of the Pilgrim Fathers. [Great
+laughter.] A health, therefore, to the women in the cabin of the
+Mayflower! A cluster of May-flowers themselves, transplanted from summer
+in the old world to winter in the new! Counting over those matrons and
+maidens, they numbered, all told, just eighteen. Their names are now
+written among the heroines of history! For as over the ashes of Cornelia
+stood the epitaph "The Mother of the Gracchi," so over these women of
+the Pilgrimage we write as proudly "The Mothers of the Republic."
+[Applause.] There was good Mistress Bradford, whose feet were not
+allowed of God to kiss Plymouth Rock, and who, like Moses, came only
+near enough to see but not to enter the Promised Land. She was washed
+overboard from the deck&mdash;and to this day the sea is her grave and Cape
+Cod her monument! [Applause.] There was Mistress Carver, wife of the
+first governor, and who, when her husband fell under the stroke of
+sudden death, followed him first with heroic grief to the grave, and
+then, a fortnight after, followed him with heroic joy up into Heaven!
+[Applause.] There was Mistress<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1144" id="Page_1144">[Pg 1144]</a></span> White&mdash;the mother of the first child
+born to the New England Pilgrims on this continent. And it was a good
+omen, sir, that this historic babe was brought into the world on board
+the Mayflower between the time of the casting of her anchor and the
+landing of her passengers&mdash;a kind of amphibious prophecy that the
+new-born nation was to have a birthright inheritance over the sea and
+over the land. [Great applause.] There, also, was Rose Standish, whose
+name is a perpetual June fragrance, to mellow and sweeten those December
+winds. And there, too, was Mrs. Winslow, whose name is even more than a
+fragrance; it is a taste; for, as the advertisements say, "children cry
+for it"; it is a soothing syrup. [Great laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Then, after the first vessel with these women, there came other
+women&mdash;loving hearts drawn from the olden land by those silken threads
+which afterwards harden into golden chains. For instance, Governor
+Bradford, a lonesome widower, went down to the sea-beach, and, facing
+the waves, tossed a love-letter over the wide ocean into the lap of
+Alice Southworth in old England, who caught it up, and read it, and
+said, "Yes, I will go." And she went! And it is said that the governor,
+at his second wedding, married his first love! Which, according to the
+New Theology, furnishes the providential reason why the first Mrs.
+Bradford fell overboard! [Great laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Now, gentlemen, as you sit to-night in this elegant hall, think of the
+houses in which the Mayflower men and women lived in that first winter!
+Think of a cabin in the wilderness&mdash;where winds whistled&mdash;where wolves
+howled&mdash;where Indians yelled! And yet, within that log-house, burning
+like a lamp was the pure flame of Christian faith, love, patience,
+fortitude, heroism! As the Star of the East rested over the rude manger
+where Christ lay, so&mdash;speaking not irreverently&mdash;there rested over the
+roofs of the Pilgrims a Star of the West&mdash;the Star of Empire; and to-day
+that empire is the proudest in the world! [Applause.] And if we could
+summon up from their graves, and bring hither to-night, that olden
+company of long-mouldered men, and they could sit with us at this
+feast&mdash;in their mortal flesh&mdash;and with their stately presence&mdash;the whole
+world would make a pilgrimage to see those pilgrims! [Applause.] How
+quaint<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1145" id="Page_1145">[Pg 1145]</a></span> their attire! How grotesque their names! How we treasure every
+relic of their day and generation! And of all the heirlooms of the
+earlier times in Yankeeland, what household memorial is clustered round
+about with more sacred and touching associations than the
+spinning-wheel! The industrious mother sat by it doing her work while
+she instructed her children! The blushing daughter plied it diligently,
+while her sweetheart had a chair very close by. And you remember, too,
+another person who used it more than all the rest&mdash;that peculiar kind of
+maiden, well along in life, who, while she spun her yarn into one "blue
+stocking," spun herself into another. [Laughter.] But perhaps my toast
+forbids me to touch upon this well-known class of Yankee
+women&mdash;restricting me, rather, to such women as "comforted" the
+Pilgrims. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But, my friends, such of the Pilgrim Fathers as found good women to
+"comfort" them had, I am sure, their full share of matrimonial thorns in
+the flesh. For instance, I know of an early New England epitaph on a
+tombstone, in these words: "Obadiah and Sarah Wilkenson&mdash;their warfare
+is accomplished." [Uproarious laughter.] And among the early statutes of
+Connecticut&mdash;a State that began with blue laws, and ends with black
+[laughter]&mdash;there was one which said: "No Gospel minister shall unite
+people in marriage; the civil magistrates shall unite people in
+marriage; as they may do it with less scandal to the church." [Loud
+laughter.] Now, gentlemen, since Yankee clergymen fared so hard for
+wedding-fees in those days, is it to be wondered at that so many Yankee
+clergymen have escaped out of New England, and are here to-night?
+[Laughter.] Dropping their frailties in the graves which cover their
+ashes, I hold up anew to your love and respect the Forefathers of New
+England! And as the sons of the Pilgrims are worthy of their sires, so
+the daughters of the Pilgrims are worthy of their mothers. I hold that
+in true womanly worth, in housewifely thrift, in domestic skill, in
+every lovable and endearing quality, the present race of Yankee women
+are the women of the earth! [Applause.] And I trust that we shall yet
+have a Republic which, instead of disfranchising one-half its citizens,
+and that too by common consent its "better half," shall ordain the
+political equality, not only<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1146" id="Page_1146">[Pg 1146]</a></span> of both colors, but of both sexes! I
+believe in a reconstructed Union wherein every good woman shall have a
+wedding-ring on her finger, and a ballot in her hand! [Sensation.]</p>
+
+<p>And now, to close, let me give you just a bit of good advice. The
+cottages of our forefathers had few pictures on the walls, but many
+families had a print of "King Charles's Twelve Good Rules," the eleventh
+of which was, "Make no long meals." Now King Charles lost his head, and
+you will have leave to make a long meal. But when, after your long meal,
+you go home in the wee small hours, what do you expect to find? You will
+find my toast&mdash;"Woman, a beautiful rod!" [Laughter.] Now my advice is,
+"Kiss the rod!" [Great laughter, during which Mr. Tilton took his
+seat.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1147" id="Page_1147">[Pg 1147]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>JOSEPH HOPKINS TWICHELL</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>YANKEE NOTIONS</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. Joseph H. Twichell, of Hartford, Conn., at the
+eighty-second annual dinner of the New England Society in the City
+of New York, December 22, 1887. The President, Horace Russell,
+occupied the chair. Mr. Twichell responded to the first toast,
+"Forefathers' Day."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;I have heard of an Irishman who,
+on being asked by a kind-hearted person if he would have a drink of
+whiskey, made no reply at first, but struck an attitude and stood gazing
+up into the sky. "What are you looking at, Mike?" inquired his friend.
+"Bedad, sir," said Mike, "I thought an angel spoke to me." [Much
+laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Somewhat so did I feel, Mr. President, when I got your invitation to be
+here this evening and speak. I own I was uncommonly pleased by it. I
+considered it the biggest compliment of the kind I had ever received in
+my life. For that matter it was too big, as I had to acknowledge. That,
+however, sir, was your affair; and so, without stopping much to think,
+and before I could muster the cowardice to decline, I accepted it.
+[Laughter.] But as soon as I began to reflect, especially when I came to
+ask myself what in the world I had or could have to say in this august
+presence, I was scared to think of what I had done. I was like the man
+who while breaking a yoke of steers that he held by a rope, having
+occasion to use both his hands in letting down a pair of bars, fetched
+the rope a turn around one of his legs. That instant something
+frightened the steers, and that unfortunate farmer was tripped up and
+snaked off feet first on a wild, erratic excursion, a mile or so, over
+rough<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1148" id="Page_1148">[Pg 1148]</a></span> ground, as long as the rope lasted, and left in a very lamentable
+condition, indeed. His neighbors ran to him and gathered him up and laid
+him together, and waited around for him to come to; which, when he did,
+one of them inquired of him how he came to do such a thing as hitch a
+rope around his leg under such circumstances. "Well," said he, "we
+hadn't gone five rods 'fore I see my mistake." [Hearty laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But here I am, and the President has passed the tremendous subject of
+Forefathers' Day, like a Rugby ball, into my hands&mdash;after making elegant
+play with it himself&mdash;and, frightful as the responsibility is, I realize
+that I've got to do something with it&mdash;and do it mighty quick.
+[Laughter.] This is a festive hour, and even a preacher mustn't be any
+more edifying in his remarks, I suppose, than he can help. And I promise
+accordingly to use my conscientious endeavors to-night to leave this
+worshipful company no better than I found it. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But, gentlemen, well intending as one may be to that effect, and lightly
+as he may approach the theme of the Forefathers, the minute he sets foot
+within its threshold he stops his fooling and gets his hat off at once.
+[Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Those unconscious, pathetic heroes, pulling their shallop ashore on the
+Cape yonder in 1620&mdash;what reverence can exceed their just merit! What
+praise can compass the virtue of that sublime, unconquerable manhood, by
+which in the calamitous, woful days that followed, not accepting
+deliverance, letting the Mayflower go back empty, they stayed perishing
+by the graves of their fallen; rather, stayed fast by the flickering
+flame of their living truth, and so invoked and got on their side
+forever the force of that great law of the universe, "except a corn of
+wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone; but if it die, it
+bringeth forth much fruit." How richly and how speedily fruitful that
+seed was, we know. It did not wait for any large unfolding of events on
+these shores to prove the might of its quickening. "Westward the star of
+empire takes its way." Yes, but the first pulse of vital power from the
+new State moved eastward. For behold it still in its young infancy&mdash;if
+it can be said to have had an infancy&mdash;stretching a strong hand of help
+across the sea to reinforce the cause of that Common<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1149" id="Page_1149">[Pg 1149]</a></span>wealth, the rise of
+which marks the epoch of England's new birth in liberty. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>The pen of New England, fertilized by freedom and marvellously prolific
+ere a single generation passed, was indeed the Commonwealth's true
+nursing mother. Cromwell, Hampden, Sidney, Milton, Owen, were disciples
+of teachers mostly from this side the Atlantic. Professor Masson, of
+Edinburgh University, in his admirable "Life of Milton," enumerates
+seventeen New England men whom he describes as "potent" in England in
+that period. Numbers went to England in person, twelve of the first
+twenty graduates of Harvard College prior to 1646, among them; and
+others, not a few representing the leading families of the colonies, who
+going over with their breasts full of New England milk, nourished the
+heart of the great enterprise; "performed," so Palfrey tells us, "parts
+of consequence in the Parliamentary service, and afterward in the
+service of the Protectorate." It is not too much to say that on the
+fields of Marston Moor and Naseby New England appeared; and that those
+names may fairly be written on her banners. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>That, I would observe&mdash;and Mr. Grady would freely concede it&mdash;was before
+there was much mingling anywhere of the Puritan and the Cavalier blood,
+save as it ran together between Cromwell's Ironsides and Rupert's
+troopers. I would observe also that the propagation eastward inaugurated
+in that early day has never ceased. The immigration of populations
+hither from Europe, great a factor as it has been in shaping the history
+of this continent, has not been so great a factor as the emigration of
+ideas the other way has been, and continues to be, in shaping the
+history of Europe, and of the mother country most of all. But that
+carries me where I did not intend to go.</p>
+
+<p>An inebriated man who had set out to row a boat across a pond was
+observed to pursue a very devious course. On being hailed and asked what
+the matter was, he replied that it was the rotundity of the earth that
+bothered him; he kept sliding off. So it is the rotundity of my subject
+that bothers me. But I do mean to stay on one hemisphere of it if
+possible. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The Forefathers were a power on earth from the start<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1150" id="Page_1150">[Pg 1150]</a></span>&mdash;and that by the
+masterful quality of their mind and spirit. They had endless pluck,
+intellectual and moral. They believed that the kingdom in this world was
+with ideas. It was, you might say, one of their original Yankee notions
+that it was the property of a man to have opinions and to stand by them
+to the death. Judged from the standpoint of their times, as any one who
+will take the pains to look will discover, they were tolerant men; but
+they were fell debaters, and they were no compromisers. They split
+hairs, if you will, but they wouldn't split the difference. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>A German professor of theology is reported to have said in lecturing to
+his students on the Existence of God, that while the doctrine, no doubt,
+was an important one, it was so difficult and perplexed that it was not
+advisable to take too certain a position upon it, as many were disposed
+to do. There were those, he remarked, who were wont in the most
+unqualified way to affirm that there was a God. There were others who,
+with equal immoderation, committed themselves to the opposite
+proposition&mdash;that there was no God. The philosophical mind, he added,
+will look for the truth somewhere between these extremes. The
+Forefathers had none of that in theirs. [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>They were men who employed the great and responsible gift of speech
+honestly and straightforwardly. There was a sublime sincerity in their
+tongues. They spoke their minds.</p>
+
+<p>Their sons, I fear, have declined somewhat from their veracity at that
+precise point. At times we certainly have, and have had to be brought
+back to it by severest pains&mdash;as, for example, twenty-six years ago by
+the voice of Beauregard's and Sumter's cannon, which was a terrible
+voice indeed, but had this vast merit that it told the truth, and set a
+whole people free to say what they thought once more. [Great applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Our fathers of the early day were not literary; but they were apt, when
+they spoke, to make themselves understood.</p>
+
+<p>There was in my regiment during the war&mdash;I was a chaplain&mdash;a certain
+corporal, a gay-hearted fellow and a good soldier, of whom I was very
+fond&mdash;with whom on occasion of his recovery from a dangerous sickness I
+felt it my duty<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1151" id="Page_1151">[Pg 1151]</a></span> to have a serious pastoral talk; and while he
+convalesced I watched for an opportunity for it. As I sat one day on the
+side of his bed in the hospital tent chatting with him, he asked me what
+the campaign, when by and by spring opened, was going to be. I told him
+that I didn't know. "Well," said he, "I suppose that General McClellan
+knows all about it." (This was away back in 1861, not long after we went
+to the field.) I answered: "General McClellan has his plans, of course,
+but he doesn't know. Things may not turn out as he expects." "But," said
+the corporal, "President Lincoln knows, doesn't he?" "No," I said, "he
+doesn't know, either. He has his ideas, but he can't see ahead any more
+than General McClellan can." "Dear me," said the corporal, "it would be
+a great comfort if there was somebody that did know about things"&mdash;and I
+saw my chance. "True, corporal," I observed, "that's a very natural
+feeling; and the blessed fact is there is One who does know everything,
+both past and future, about you and me, and about this army; who knows
+when we are going to move, and where to, and what's going to happen;
+knows the whole thing." "Oh," says the corporal, "you mean old Scott!"
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The Forefathers generally spared people the trouble of guessing what
+they were driving at. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>That for which they valued education was that it gave men power to think
+and reason and form judgments and communicate and expound the same, and
+so capacitated them for valid membership of the Church and of the State.
+And that was still another original Yankee notion.</p>
+
+<p>Not often has the nature and the praise of it been more worthily
+expressed, that I am aware of, than in these sentences, which I lately
+happened upon, the name of whose author I will, by your leave, reserve
+till I have repeated them: "Next to religion they prized education. If
+their lot had been cast in some pleasant place of the valley of the
+Mississippi, they would have sown wheat and educated their children; but
+as it was, they educated their children and planted whatever might grow
+and ripen on that scanty soil with which capricious nature had tricked
+off and disguised the granite beds beneath. Other colonies would have
+brought up some of the people to the school; they, if I may<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1152" id="Page_1152">[Pg 1152]</a></span> be allowed
+so to express it, let down the school to all the people, not doubting
+but by doing so the people and the school would rise of themselves."</p>
+
+<p>I do not know if Cardinal Gibbons is present; I do not recognize him. If
+he is, I am pleased to have had the honor to recite in his hearing and
+to commend to his attention these words, so true, so just, so
+appreciative, of a distinguished ecclesiastic of his communion; for they
+were spoken by the late Archbishop Hughes in a public lecture in this
+city in 1852. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I would, however, much rather have recited them in the ears of those
+Protestant Americans&mdash;alas, that there should be born New Englanders
+among them, that is, such according to the flesh, not according to the
+spirit&mdash;who are wont to betray a strange relish for disparaging both the
+principles and the conduct of our great sires in that early day when
+they were sowing in weakness what has ever since been rising with power.</p>
+
+<p>There have always, indeed, been those who were fond of spying the
+blemishes of New England, of illustrating human depravity by instances
+her sinners contributed. With the open spectacle of armies of
+beggars&mdash;God's beggars they are; I do not object to them&mdash;continually
+swarming in across her borders, as bees to their meadows, and returning
+not empty, they keep on calling her close-fisted. They even blaspheme
+her weather&mdash;her warm-hearted summers and her magnificent winters. There
+is, to be sure, a time along in March&mdash;but let that pass. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>I refer to this without the least irritation. I do not complain of it.
+On the contrary, I glory in it. I love her for the enemies she has made.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>She is the church member among the communities, and must catch it
+accordingly. It is the saints who are always in the wrong. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Elijah troubled Israel. Daniel was a nuisance in Babylon. And long may
+New England be such as to make it an object to find fault with her.
+[Hearty applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Such she will be so long as she is true to herself&mdash;true to her great
+traditions; true to the principles of which her life was begotten; so
+long as her public spirit has supreme regard to the higher ranges of the
+public interest; so long<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1153" id="Page_1153">[Pg 1153]</a></span> as in her ancient glorious way she leaves the
+power of the keys in the hands of the people; so long as her patriotism
+springs, as in the beginning it sprang, from the consciousness of rights
+wedded to the consciousness of duties; so long as by her manifold
+institutions of learning, humanity, religion, thickly sown,
+multitudinous, universal, she keeps the law of the Forefathers' faith,
+that "Man lives not by bread alone but by every word that proceedeth out
+of the mouth of God." [Prolonged applause.]</p>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h4>THE SOLDIER STAMP</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. Joseph H. Twichell, of Hartford, Conn., at the
+eighty-sixth annual dinner of the New England Society in the city
+of New York, December 22, 1891. J. Pierpont Morgan, the President,
+occupied the chair. Mr. Twichell responded to the toast,
+"Forefathers' Day."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen of the New England Society</span>:&mdash;The
+posture of my mind the last fortnight relative to the duty of the
+present hour&mdash;which, indeed, I was proud to be assigned to, as I ought
+to have been, but which has been a black care to me ever since I
+undertook it&mdash;has a not inapt illustration in the case of the old New
+England parson who, when asked why he was going to do a certain thing
+that had been laid upon him, yet the thought of which affected him with
+extreme timidity, answered: "I wouldn't if I didn't suppose it had been
+foreordained from all eternity&mdash;and I'm a good mind to not as it is."
+[Laughter.] However, I have the undisguised good-will of my audience to
+begin with, and that's half the battle. The forefathers, in whose honor
+we meet, were men of good-will, profoundly so; but they were, in their
+day, more afraid of showing it, in some forms, than their descendants
+happily are.</p>
+
+<p>The first time I ever stood in the pulpit to preach was in the
+meeting-house of the ancient Connecticut town where I was brought up.
+That was a great day for our folks and all my old neighbors, you may
+depend. After benediction, when I passed out into the vestibule, I was
+the recipient<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1154" id="Page_1154">[Pg 1154]</a></span> there of many congratulatory expressions. Among my
+friends in the crowd was an aged deacon, a man in whom survived, to a
+rather remarkable degree, the original New England Puritan type, who had
+known me from the cradle, and to whom the elevation I had reached was as
+gratifying as it could possibly be to anybody. But when he saw the smile
+of favor focussed on me there, and me, I dare say, appearing to bask
+somewhat in it, the dear old man took alarm. He was apprehensive of the
+consequences to that youngster. And so, taking me by the hand and
+wrestling down his natural feelings&mdash;he was ready to cry for joy&mdash;he
+said: "Well, Joseph, I hope you'll live to preach a great deal better
+than that!" [Laughter.] It was an exceedingly appropriate remark, and a
+very tender one if you were at the bottom of it.</p>
+
+<p>That severe, undemonstrative New England habit, that emotional reserve
+and self-suppression, though it lingers here and there, has mostly
+passed away and is not to be regretted. As much as could be has been
+made of it to our forefathers' discredit, as has been made of everything
+capable of being construed unfavorably to them. They to whom what they
+call the cant of the Puritan is an offence, themselves have established
+and practise a distinct anti-Puritan cant with which we are all
+familiar. The very people who find it abhorrent and intolerable that
+they were such censors of the private life of their contemporaries, do
+not scruple to bring to bear on their private life a search-light that
+leaves no accessible nook of it unexplored, and regarding any unpretty
+trait espied by that unsparing inquest the rule of judgment persistently
+employed&mdash;as one is obliged to perceive&mdash;tends to be: "No explanation
+wanted or admitted but the worst." [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Accordingly, the infestive deportment characteristic of the New England
+colonist has been extensively interpreted as the indisputable index of
+his sour and morose spirit, begotten of his religion. I often wonder
+that, in computing the cause of his rigorous manners, so inadequate
+account is wont to be made of his situation, as in a principal and
+long-continuing aspect substantially military&mdash;which it was. The truth
+is, his physiognomy was primarily the soldier stamp on him.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1155" id="Page_1155">[Pg 1155]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>If you had been at Gettysburg on the morning of July 2, 1863, as I was,
+and had perused the countenance of the First and Eleventh Corps,
+exhausted and bleeding with the previous day's losing battle, and the
+countenance of the Second, Third, and Twelfth Corps, getting into
+position to meet the next onset, which everybody knew was immediately
+impending, you would have said that it was a sombre community&mdash;that Army
+of the Potomac&mdash;with a good deal of grimness in the face of it; with a
+notable lack of the playful element, and no fiddling or other fine arts
+to speak of.</p>
+
+<p>As sure as you live, gentlemen, that is no unfair representation of how
+it was with the founders of the New England commonwealths in their
+planting period.</p>
+
+<p>The Puritan of the seventeenth century lived, moved, and had his being
+on the field of an undecided struggle for existence&mdash;the New England
+Puritan most emphatically so. He was under arms in body much of the
+time&mdash;in mind all the time. Nothing can be truer than to say that. And
+yet people everlastingly pick and poke at him for being stern-featured
+and deficient in the softer graces of life.</p>
+
+<p>It was his beauty that he was so, for it grew out of and was befitting
+his circumstances. And I, for one, love to see that austere demeanor so
+far as it is yet hereditary on the old soil&mdash;and some of it is
+left&mdash;thinking of its origin. It is the signature of a fighting far more
+than of an ascetic ancestry&mdash;memorial of a new Pass of Thermopyl&aelig; held
+by the latest race of Spartans on the shores of a new world. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>It may be doubted if ever in the history of mankind was displayed a
+quality of public courage&mdash;of pure, indomitable pluck&mdash;surpassing that
+of the New England plantations in their infant day. No condition of its
+extremest proof was lacking. While the Bay Colony, for example, was in
+the pinch of its first wrestle with Nature for a living, much as ever
+able to furnish its table with a piece of bread&mdash;with the hunger-wolf
+never far away from the door, and behind that wolf the Narragansett and
+the Pequot, at what moment to burst into savagery none could tell&mdash;in
+the season when mere existence was the purchase of physical toil,
+universal and intense, and of watching night and day&mdash;there came from
+the old country, from the high places of authority, the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1156" id="Page_1156">[Pg 1156]</a></span> peremptory
+mandate: Send us back that charter! Under the clause of it granting you
+the rule of your own affairs, you are claiming more than was intended or
+can be allowed. Send it back! And what was the answer? Mind, there were
+less than 5,000 souls of them, all told: less than 1,000 grown men. On
+the one hand the power of England&mdash;on the other that scrap of a new-born
+State, sore pressed with difficulties already.</p>
+
+<p>What was the answer? Why, they got out some old cannon they had and
+mounted them, and moulded a stock of bullets, and distributed powder,
+and took of every male citizen above the age of sixteen an oath of
+allegiance to Massachusetts&mdash;and then set their teeth and waited to see
+what would happen. And that was their answer. It meant distinctly: Our
+charter, which we had of the King's majesty (and therefore came we
+hither), is our lawful possession&mdash;fair title to the territory we occupy
+and the rights we here exercise. And whoever wants it has got to come
+and take it. Surrender it we never will! [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Nor was that the only time. Again and again during the Colony's initial
+stage, when it was exceedingly little of stature and had enough to do to
+keep the breath of life in it, that demand was renewed with rising anger
+and with menaces; yet never could those Puritans of the Bay be scared
+into making a solitary move of any kind toward compliance with it. David
+with his sling daring Goliath in armor is an insufficient figure of that
+nerve, that transcendent grit, that superb gallantry. Where will you
+look for its parallel? I certainly do not know. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>They used to tell during the war of a colonel who was ordered to assault
+a position which his regiment, when they had advanced far enough to get
+a good look at it, saw to be so impossible that they fell back and
+became immovable. Whereupon (so the story ran) the colonel, who took the
+same sense of the situation that his command did, yet must do his duty,
+called out in an ostensibly pleading and fervid voice: "Oh, don't give
+it up so! Forward again! Forward! Charge! Great heavens, men, do you
+want to live forever?" [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>How those first New England Puritans we are speaking of were to come off
+from their defiance of the crown alive<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1157" id="Page_1157">[Pg 1157]</a></span> could scarcely be conjectured.
+The only ally they had was distance. The thing they ventured on was the
+chance that the Royal Government, which had troubles nearer home, would
+have its hands too full to execute its orders 3,000 miles away across
+the sea by force. But they accepted all hazards whatsoever of refusing
+always to obey those orders. They held on to their charter like grim
+death, and they kept it in their time. More than once or twice it seemed
+as good as gone; but delay helped them; turns of events helped them;
+God's providence delivered them, they thought; anyhow, they kept it;
+that intrepid handful against immeasurable odds, mainly because it lay
+not in the power of mortal man to intimidate them. And I contend that,
+all things considered, no more splendid exhibition of the essential
+stuff of manhood stands on human record. They were no hot-heads. All
+that while, rash as they appeared, their pulse was calm. The justifying
+reasons of their course were ever plain before their eyes. They were of
+the kind of men who understood their objects.</p>
+
+<p>The representative of an English newspaper, sent some time since to
+Ireland to move about and learn by personal observation the real
+political mind of the people there, reported on his return that he had
+been everywhere and talked with all sorts, and that as nearly as he
+could make out, the attitude of the Irish might be stated about thus:
+"They don't know what they want&mdash;and they are bound to have it."
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But those unbending Forefathers well knew what they wanted that charter
+for. It was their legal guarantee of the privilege of a spacious
+freedom, civil and religious, and all that they did and risked for its
+sake is witness of the price at which they held that privilege. It was
+not that they had any special objection to the interference in the
+province of their domestic administration of the king as a king; for you
+find them presently crying "Hands Off!" to the Puritan Parliament as
+strenuously as ever they said it to the agents of Charles I. It was
+simply and positively the value they set on the self-governing
+independence that had been pledged them at the beginning of the
+enterprise.</p>
+
+<p>And who that has a man's heart in him but must own that their
+inspiration to such a degree, with such an idea<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1158" id="Page_1158">[Pg 1158]</a></span> and sentiment in the
+time, place, and circumstances in which they stood, was magnificent? Was
+the inexorable unrelaxing determination with which they, being so few
+and so poor, maintained their point somewhat wrought into their faces?
+Very probably. Strange if it had not been. Of course, it was. But if
+they were stern-visaged in their day, it was that we in our day, which
+in vision they foresaw, might of all communities beneath the sun have
+reason for a cheerful countenance. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>They achieved immense great things for us, those Puritan men who were
+not smiling enough to suit the critics. The real foundation on which the
+structure of American national liberty subsequently rose was laid by
+them in those first heroic years.</p>
+
+<p>And what a marvel it was, when you stop to think, that in conditions so
+hard, so utterly prosaic, calculated to clip the wings of generous
+thought, they maintained themselves in that elevation of sentiment, that
+supreme estimate of the unmaterial, the ideal factors of life that
+distinguished them&mdash;in such largeness of mind and of spirit altogether.
+While confronting at deadly close quarters their own necessities and
+perils, their sympathies were wide as the world. To their brethren in
+old England, contending with tyranny, every ship that crossed the
+Atlantic carried their benediction. Look at the days of thanksgiving and
+of fast with which they followed the shifting fortunes of the wars of
+Protestantism&mdash;which were wars for humanity&mdash;on the continent! Look at
+the vital consequence they attached to the interest of education; at the
+taxes that in their penury, and while for the most part they still lived
+in huts, they imposed on themselves to found and to sustain the
+institution of the school! [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>"Child," said a matron of primitive New England to her young son, "if
+God make thee a good Christian and a good scholar, thou hast all that
+ever thy mother asked for thee." And so saying she spoke like a true
+daughter of the Puritans.</p>
+
+<p>They were poets&mdash;those brave, stanch, aspiring souls, whose will was
+adamant and who feared none but God. Only, as Charles Kingsley has said,
+they did not sing their poetry like birds, but acted it like men.
+[Applause.] It<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1159" id="Page_1159">[Pg 1159]</a></span> was their high calling to stand by the divine cause of
+human progress at a momentous crisis of its evolution, and they were
+worthy to be put on duty at that post. Evolution! I hardly dare speak
+the word, knowing so little about the thing. It represents a very great
+matter, which I am humbly conscious of being about as far from
+surrounding as was a simple-minded Irish priest I have been told of,
+who, having heard that we were descended from monkeys, yet not quite
+grasping the chronology of the business, the next time he visited a
+menagerie, gave particular and patient attention to a large cage of our
+alleged poor relations on exhibition there. He stood for a long time
+intently scrutinizing their human-like motions, gestures, and
+expressions. By and by he fancied that the largest of them, an
+individual of a singularly grave demeanor, seated at the front of the
+cage, gave him a glance of intelligence. The glance was returned. A
+palpable wink followed, which also was returned, as were other like
+signals; and so it went on until his Reverence, having cast an eye
+around to see that nobody was observing him, leaned forward and said, in
+a low, confidential tone: "Av ye'll spake one w-u-r-r-d, I'll baptize
+ye, begorra!" [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>But, deficient as one's knowledge of evolution, scientifically and in
+detail, may be, he may have attained to a not unintelligent perception
+of the all-embracing creative process called by that name as that in
+which, in the whole range of the advancing universal movement of life,
+what is ascends from what was, and fulfils it.</p>
+
+<p>And what I wish to say for my last word is, that whoever of us in
+tracing back along the line of its potent and fruitful sources that
+which is his noblest heritage as an American and a member of the English
+race, leaves out that hard-featured forefather of ours on the shore of
+Massachusetts Bay in the seventeenth century, and makes not large
+account of the tremendous fight he fought which was reflected in the
+face he wore, misses a chief explanation of the fortune to which we and
+our children are born. [Loud applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1160" id="Page_1160">[Pg 1160]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>JOHN TYNDALL</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>ART AND SCIENCE</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Professor John Tyndall at the annual banquet of the
+Royal Academy, London, May 5, 1888. The toast to Science was
+coupled with that to Literature, to the latter of which William E.
+H. Lecky was called upon to respond. In introducing Professor
+Tyndall, the President, Sir Frederic Leighton, said: "On behalf of
+Science, on whom could I call more fitly than on my old friend
+Professor Tyndall. ["Hear! Hear!"] Fervid in imagination, after the
+manner of his race, clothing thoughts luminous and full of color in
+a sharply chiselled form, he seems to me to be, in very deed, an
+artist and our kin; and I, as an artist, rejoice to see that in
+this priest within the temple of Science, Knowledge has not clipped
+the wings of wonder, and that to him the tint of Heaven is not the
+less lovely that he can reproduce its azure in a little phial, nor
+does, because Science has been said to unweave it, the rainbow lift
+its arc less triumphantly in the sky."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Your Royal Highness, my Lords, and Gentlemen</span>: Faraday, whose
+standing in the science of the world needs not to be insisted on, used
+to say to me that he knew of only two festivals that gave him real
+pleasure. He loved to meet, on Tower Hill, the frank and genial
+gentlemen-sailors of the Trinity House; but his crowning enjoyment was
+the banquet of the Royal Academy. The feeling thus expressed by Faraday
+is a representative feeling: for surely it is a high pleasure to men of
+science to mingle annually in this illustrious throng, and it is an
+honor and a pleasure to hear the toast of Science so cordially proposed
+and so warmly responded to year after year.</p>
+
+<p>Art and Science in their widest sense cover nearly the whole field of
+man's intellectual action. They are the outward and visible expressions
+of two distinct and supplementary portions of our complex human
+nature&mdash;distinct, but<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1161" id="Page_1161">[Pg 1161]</a></span> not opposed, the one working by the dry light of
+the intellect, the other in the warm glow of the emotions; the one ever
+seeking to interpret and express the beauty of the universe, the other
+ever searching for its truth. One vast personality in the course of
+history, and one only, seems to have embraced them both. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+That transcendent genius died three days ago plus three hundred and
+sixty-nine years&mdash;Leonardo da Vinci.</p>
+
+<p>Emerson describes an artist who could never paint a rock until he had
+first understood its geological structure; and the late Lord Houghton
+told me that an illustrious living poet once destroyed some exquisite
+verses on a flower because on examination he found that his botany was
+wrong. This is not saying that all the geology in the world, or all the
+botany in the world, could create an artist.</p>
+
+<p>In illustration of the subtle influences which here come into play, a
+late member of this Academy once said to me&mdash;"Let Raphael take a crayon
+in his hand and sweep a curve; let an engineer take tracing paper and
+all other appliances necessary to accurate reproduction, and let him
+copy that curve&mdash;his line will not be the line of Raphael." In these
+matters, through lack of knowledge, I must speak, more or less, as a
+fool, leaving it to you, as wise men, to judge what I say. Rules and
+principles are profitable and necessary for the guidance of the growing
+artist and for the artist full-grown; but rules and principles, I take
+it, just as little as geology and botany, can create the artist.
+Guidance and rule imply something to be guided and ruled. And that
+indefinable something which baffles all analysis, and which when wisely
+guided and ruled emerges in supreme excellence, is individual genius,
+which, to use familiar language, is "the gift of God." [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>In like manner all the precepts of Bacon, linked together and applied in
+one great integration, would fail to produce a complete man of science.
+In this respect Art and Science are identical&mdash;that to reach their
+highest outcome and achievement they must pass beyond knowledge and
+culture, which are understood by all, to inspiration and creative power,
+which pass the understanding even of him who possesses them in the
+highest degree. [Cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1162" id="Page_1162">[Pg 1162]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>GEORGE ROE VAN <span class="smcap">DE</span> WATER</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>DUTCH TRAITS</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. Dr. George R. Van de Water at the eighth annual
+dinner of the Holland Society of New York, January 15, 1893. The
+President, Judge Augustus Van Wyck, said: "The next toast is:
+'Holland&mdash;a lesson to oppressors, an example to the oppressed, and
+a sanctuary for the rights of mankind.' This toast will be
+responded to by one of the greatest stars in New York's
+constellation of the Embassadors of Him on High&mdash;Rev. Dr. George R.
+Van de Water, rector of St. Andrew's Church, Harlem."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Members of The Holland Society</span>:&mdash;One loves to
+observe a fitness in things. There is manifest fitness in one coming to
+New York from Harlem to speak to the members of the Holland Society and
+their friends. There is also manifest fitness in taking the words of
+this country's earliest benefactor, the Marquis de Lafayette, and,
+removing them from their original association with this fair and favored
+land, applying them to that little but lovely, lowly yet lofty, country
+of the Netherlands. Geologists tell us that, minor considerations
+waived, the character of a stream can be discerned as well anywhere
+along its course as at its source. Whether this be true or not, anything
+that can be said of the fundamental principles of liberty, upon which
+our national fabric has been built, can be said with even increased
+emphasis of the free States of the Netherlands.</p>
+
+<p>From the Dutch our free America has secured the inspiration of her
+chartered liberties. Of the Dutch, then, we can appropriately say, as
+Lafayette once said of free America, "They are a lesson to oppressors,
+an example to the oppressed, and a sanctuary for the rights of mankind."</p>
+
+<p>We are here to-night to glorify the Dutch. Fortunately<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1163" id="Page_1163">[Pg 1163]</a></span> for us, to do
+this we have not by the addition of so much as a jot or a tittle to
+magnify history. The facts are sufficient to justify our boast and
+fortify our pride. We need to detract nothing from other nationalities
+that have contributed much to the formation of our modern national
+conglomerate, although it is easily seen that the superior qualities of
+other nations have had a large infusion of Dutch virtue. All that we
+claim is that no nation under the heavens can make such an exhibit of
+marvellous success against adverse circumstances as does Holland. From
+the days when Julius C&aelig;sar mentions their bravery under the name of
+Batavians, to the notable time when, voluntarily assuming the title of
+reproach, they became "the beggars of the sea," and for nearly a century
+fought for their chartered rights against the most powerful and
+unscrupulous of foes, the Dutch have shown the most splendid of human
+virtues in most conspicuous light. In doing this they have made a noble
+name for themselves, and furnished the worthiest of examples for all the
+nations of the earth. This is not the time nor the place to deal with
+mere facts of history. Yet I take it that even this jolly assembly will
+take pleasure in the mention of the deeds that have now become eternally
+historic. Who that knows anything of the son of Charles V, who in 1555
+made promises to Holland that he never meant to keep, and for years
+after sought in every way to break; who that has ever read of this
+fanatical, heartless, cruel, and despotic Philip II of Spain, or of that
+wonderful, pure, magnanimous, noblest Dutchman of all, William of
+Orange, or of that fickle and false Margaret of Parma, the wicked sister
+in Holland, who lived to execute the will of a wicked brother in Spain,
+or of those monsters at the head of Spanish armies, Alva, Requesens, and
+Don Juan; who that has been fired by the sieges of Leyden and Haarlem,
+by the assassinations concocted in the Council of Blood, by the patient,
+faithful, undying patriotism of the Netherlanders in protesting for the
+truth of God and the rights of man, will need any response to the toast
+"a lesson to oppressors"? A little land, fighting for the right,
+succeeded in overcoming the power of the mightiest nation of Europe.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Truth crushed to earth will rise again."</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1164" id="Page_1164">[Pg 1164]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>When once we consider the earnestness for civil and religious liberty,
+the record of no nation can stand comparison with that of Holland. Some
+of the English Puritans fled across the Atlantic from persecutions very
+slight compared with those inflicted upon Dutchmen by Philip, here to
+found a New England. Those who did not flee remained in old England,
+fought a few battles, and tried to establish a commonwealth, which in
+less than fifteen years ended disastrously, because the founders were
+unfit for government. But these Puritans of Holland, to their
+everlasting praise be it remembered, battled for their homes, lives, and
+liberty for eighty years. For four-fifths of a century they faced not
+only the best and bravest soldiers of Europe, but they faced, along with
+their wives, their children, and their old folk, the flame, the gibbet,
+the flood, the siege, the pestilence, the famine, "and all men know, or
+dream, or fear of agony," all for one thing&mdash;to teach the oppressor that
+his cause must fail. It is difficult, sitting around a comfortable board
+at a public dinner, to make men realize what their forefathers suffered
+that the heritage of priceless liberty should be their children's pride.
+But read Motley, or the recent and remarkably well-written volumes of
+Douglas Campbell, and you will see that every atrocity that Spanish
+hatred, religious intolerance, and medi&aelig;val bigotry could invent, every
+horror that ever followed in the train of war, swept over and desolated
+Holland. And yet, to teach a lesson to oppressors, they endured, they
+fought, they suffered, they conquered; and when they conquered, the
+whole world was taught the lesson&mdash;worth all the Dutchmen's agony to
+teach it&mdash;that the children of a heavenly Father are born free and
+equal, and that it is neither the province of nation or church to coerce
+them into any religious belief or doctrine whatsoever.</p>
+
+<p>The principle of Protestantism was won in the eighty-year war of the
+Netherlanders. During all this time the Dutch were notably giving a
+lesson to oppressors. But then and afterward they furnished a brilliant
+and commendable example to the oppressed. Though they fought the wrong,
+they never opposed the truth. They were fierce, but never fanatical.
+They loved liberty, but they never encouraged license; they believed in
+freedom and the main<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1165" id="Page_1165">[Pg 1165]</a></span>tenance of chartered rights, but they never denied
+their lawful allegiance to their governor, nor refused scriptural
+submission to the powers ordained of God. The public documents
+throughout the eighty years of war invariably recognized Philip as
+lawful king. Even the University of Leyden, founded as a thanksgiving
+offering for their successful resistance to the Spanish siege, observed
+the usual legal fiction, and acknowledged the King as ruler of the
+realm. And, although the Dutch had abundant reason to be vindictive,
+once the opportunity offered, the desire for persecution vanished.
+William the Silent, as early as 1556, in a public speech before the
+regent and her council, says, "Force can make no impression on one's
+conscience." "It is the nature of heresy," he goes on to say (would we
+had the spirit of William in our churches to-day)&mdash;"it is the nature of
+heresy, if it rests it rusts: he that rubs it whets it." His was an age
+when religious toleration, except as a political necessity, was unknown.
+Holland first practised it, then taught it to the world. No less in her
+example to the oppressed than in her warning to oppressors, is Holland
+conspicuous, is Holland great. During the reign of William of Orange,
+first a Romanist, then a Calvinist, never a bigot, always gentle, at
+last a Christian, in Holland and in Zeeland, where for years he was
+almost military dictator, these principles of tolerance were put to
+severest test. Fortunately for the world, they were sufficiently strong
+to stand the strain. The people about him had been the sad victims of a
+horrible persecution which had furrowed their soil with graves, and
+filled their land with widows and orphans. We know what is human nature.
+But Dutch nature is a little more generous than ordinary human nature. A
+Dutchman's heart is big, a Dutchman travels on a broad-gauge track; a
+Dutchman can forgive and forget an injury; a Dutchman has no fears and
+few frowns; a Dutchman is never icebergy, nor sullen, nor revengeful. He
+may make mistakes from impulse, he never wounds with intention; he will
+never put his foot twice in the same trap, nor will he take any pleasure
+in seeing his enemy entrapped. All of a Dutchman's faults come from an
+over-indulgence of a Dutchman's virtues. He is not cold, nor
+calculating, nor cruel. Generally happy himself, he desires others to be
+happy also. If he cannot get<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1166" id="Page_1166">[Pg 1166]</a></span> on with people, he lets them alone. He
+does not seek to ruin them.</p>
+
+<p>Such are traits of the Dutch character. When, after driving out the
+awful, vindictive, bloodthirsty Spaniards, the Dutch came into power, it
+was but natural to think of retaliation: banish the Papists, or
+persecute the Anabaptists, suppress their paganism, or crush their
+fanaticism, would have been most natural. Against any such ideas the
+nation as a whole set its face like a wall of adamant. Very soon the
+sober convictions of the people were triumphant. And after the most
+atrociously cruel war, in which these men had suffered untold agonies,
+they became an example to the oppressed, the like of which the world had
+never witnessed since the Son of God and Saviour of men cried out from
+his cross, "Father, forgive them: they know not what they do." When the
+union was formed between Holland and Zeeland, it was provided that no
+inquisition should be made into any man's belief or conscience, nor
+should any man by cause thereof suffer injury or hindrance. Toleration
+for the oppressor by the oppressed, full forgiveness of enemies by the
+victors, became thus the corner-stone of the republic, under which all
+sects of Christians, the Roman Catholic Church, Jews, Turks, infidels,
+and even heretics, throve and prospered.</p>
+
+<p>Now, do you need anything said after thus showing Holland to have been
+the teacher of a lesson to oppressors, and the example to the oppressed,
+to show that she has ever been the sanctuary for the rights of mankind?</p>
+
+<p>In the nature of things, she could not have been otherwise. The little
+country of Holland, that in 1555, on the accession of Philip II to the
+sovereignty, was the richest jewel in his crown, and of the five
+millions poured annually into his treasury contributed nearly half,
+emerged as a republic out of the war with Spain of eighty years'
+duration, and remained for two full centuries the greatest republic in
+the world. She has been the instructor of the world in art, in music, in
+science; has outstripped other nations in the commercial race; had
+wealth and luxury, palaces and architectural splendor, when England's
+yeomanry lived in huts and never ate a vegetable; discovered
+oil-painting, originated portrait and landscape-painting, was foremost
+in all<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1167" id="Page_1167">[Pg 1167]</a></span> the mechanical arts; invented wood-engraving, printing from
+blocks, and gave to the world both telescope and microscope, thus
+furnishing the implements to see the largest things of the heavens
+above, and the smallest of both earth beneath and waters under the
+earth. The corner-stone was liberty, and especially religious liberty
+and toleration. As such Holland could not have been other than the
+sanctuary for the rights of mankind. The great number of Englishmen in
+the Netherlands, and the reciprocal influence of the Netherlands upon
+these Englishmen&mdash;an influence all too little marked by English
+historians&mdash;prepared the way for transplanting to this country the seeds
+from which has sprung the large tree beneath the bounteous shade of
+which nearly seventy millions of people take shelter to-day, and, while
+they rest, rejoice in full security of their rights and their freedom.</p>
+
+<p>Two hundred years ago, the English courtiers about Charles II,
+regardless of the fact that the Netherlands had been the guide and the
+instructor of England in almost everything which had made her materially
+great, regarded the Dutchman as a boor, plain and ill-mannered, and
+wanting in taste, because as a republican the Hollander thought it a
+disgrace to have his wife or his daughter debauched by king or noble.
+From the aristocratic point of view, the Dutchman was not altogether a
+gentleman. To-day we have some representatives of the Charles II
+courtiers, who affect to ape the English, and would, no doubt, despise
+the Dutch. But he who appreciates the genuine meaning of a man, born in
+the image and living in the fear of his God, has nothing but direst
+disgust for a dude, nothing but the rarest respect for a Dutchman.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1168" id="Page_1168">[Pg 1168]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>MARION J. VERDERY</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE SOUTH IN WALL STREET</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Marion J. Verdery at the third annual banquet of the
+Southern Society of New York, February 22, 1889. The President,
+John C. Calhoun, presided, and in introducing Mr. Verdery, said:
+"The next toast is 'The South in Wall Street.' What our friend Mr.
+Verdery has to say in response to this toast I'm sure I don't know;
+but if he proposes to tell us how there is any money for the South
+in Wall Street&mdash;to give us a straight tip on the market&mdash;he may be
+sure of a very attentive audience. Now, Mr. Verdery, if you will
+tell us what to do to-morrow, we will all of us cheerfully give you
+half of what we make&mdash;that is, of course, if you will guarantee us
+against loss.".]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;When Colonel Fellows concluded his
+speech and sat down next to me, after he had by his matchless oratory
+electrified this audience and had immersed me in the flood of his
+eloquence, both literally and figuratively, for in the graceful swing of
+his gestures, he turned over a goblet of water in my lap [laughter], I
+felt very much as the little boy did who had stood at the head of his
+spelling-class for three weeks, and then was stumped by the word
+kaleidoscope. He thought for a moment or two, and then seriously said,
+"he didn't believe there was a boy on earth who could spell it." I did
+not believe, after Colonel Fellows finished, that there was another man
+on earth who could follow him. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Chairman, in the course of my experience I never knew of but one
+absolutely straight tip in Wall Street. To that, you and this Society
+are perfectly welcome. If you act on it, I will cheerfully guarantee you
+against loss, without exacting that you shall divide with me the
+profits. It is a point that the late Mr. Travers gave our friend Henry
+Grady. [Laughter.] They had been to attend a national<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1169" id="Page_1169">[Pg 1169]</a></span> convention at
+Chicago, and on returning were seriously disappointed because of the
+failure to have nominated their chosen candidate. As they came across
+the ferry in the gray light of the morning, Grady, who was seeking
+consolation, said: "Mr. Travers, what is the best thing I can buy in
+Wall Street?" The noted wit of the Stock Exchange replied: "The best
+thing you can buy is a ticket back to Atlanta." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Two old darkies, lounging on a street corner in Richmond, Va., one day,
+were suddenly aroused by a runaway team that came dashing toward them at
+breakneck speed. The driver, scared nearly to death, had abandoned his
+reins, and was awkwardly climbing out of the wagon at the rear end. One
+of the old negroes said: "Brer' Johnson, sure as you born man, de
+runaway horse am powerful gran' and a monstrous fine sight to see."
+Johnson shook his head doubtfully, and then replied, philosophically,
+"Dat 'pends berry much, nigger, on whedder you be standin' on de corner
+obsarvin' of him, or be gittin' ober de tail-board ob de waggin." And
+likewise, it strikes me that any keen enjoyment to be gotten out of
+after-dinner speaking is peculiarly contingent&mdash;"'pendin' berry much on
+whedder you is standin' off lookin' on, or gittin' ober de tail-board of
+de waggin." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>If Wall Street is all that spiteful cynics and ignorant fanatics say of
+it&mdash;if we are to admit that it is a den of thieves, where only
+falsehood, treachery, and iniquitous schemes are propagated; if there is
+any ground for believing that all the exchanges are side-shows to hell
+[laughter], and their members devils incarnate [laughter], I fail to
+appreciate any advantage to the South in being there, and in no place
+where her presence could not be counted a credit would I assist in
+discovering her.</p>
+
+<p>But if, on the other hand, we repudiate such wholesale abuse of the
+place, and insist, for truth's sake, upon an acknowledgment of facts as
+they exist, then the South can well afford to be found in Wall Street,
+and if prominent there we may proudly salute her.</p>
+
+<p>Wall Street is the throbbing heart of America's finance. It is a common
+nursery for an infinite variety of enterprises, all over our land.
+Innumerable manufactories, North,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1170" id="Page_1170">[Pg 1170]</a></span> South, East, and West, have drawn
+their capital from Wall Street. The industrial progress and material
+development of our blessed Southland is being pushed forward vigorously
+to-day by the monetary backing of Wall Street. The vast fields of the
+fertile West, luxurious in the beauty and rich in the promise of
+tasselled corn and bearded grain, are tilled and harvested by helpful
+loans from Wall Street. Old railroads, run down in their physical
+condition and thereby seriously impaired for public service, are
+constantly being rehabilitated with Wall Street money, while eight out
+of every ten new ones draw the means for their construction and
+equipment from this same source of financial supply.</p>
+
+<p>To all attacks recklessly made on the methods of Wall Street, it seems
+to me there is ample answer in this one undeniable fact&mdash;the daily
+business done there foots up in dollars and cents more than the total
+trade of any whole State of the Union, except New York; and, although
+the great bulk of transactions are made in the midst of intense
+excitement, incident to rapid and sometimes violent fluctuation of
+values, and, although gigantic trades are made binding by only a wink or
+a nod, nine hundred and ninety-nine times out of a thousand, the
+contracting parties stand rigidly by their bargains, prove they good or
+bad. [Applause.] So much for the heroic integrity of the so-called bulls
+and bears. Out in the broader realm of commercial vocation, and through
+the wider fields of pastoral pursuit, it occurs to me this lesson might
+be learned without any reduction of existing morality. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>In Wall Street the brainiest financiers are congregated. Vigorous
+energy, unremitting industry, clear judgment, and unswerving nerve are
+absolutely essential to personal success. In the light of those
+requirements, we venture to ask what place has the South taken.</p>
+
+<p>Honorable Abram S. Hewitt in his speech before this Society one year
+ago, said: "If by some inscrutable providence this list of gentlemen
+[meaning members of the Southern Society] were suddenly returned to the
+homes which I suppose will know them no longer, there would be in this
+city what the quack medicine men call 'a sense of goneness,' and I think
+we should have to send to the wise men of the East, Dr. Atkinson, for
+example, to tell us how to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1171" id="Page_1171">[Pg 1171]</a></span> supply the vacuum." Taking my cue from that
+generous compliment, I venture to suggest that if the South should
+suddenly withdraw from Wall Street, it would occasion such a contraction
+of the currency in that district as would demand even a more liberal
+policy than Secretary Fairchild has practised in purchasing Government
+bonds. [Applause and laughter.] The aggregate wealth of Southerners in
+Wall Street to-day is over $100,000,000 and the great bulk of that vast
+amount has been accumulated within the last twenty years. That is to
+say, "The South in Wall Street," has made at least $4,000,000 annually
+since the war. Under all the circumstances, who will dispute the
+magnificence of that showing? It must be remembered that the great
+majority of Southern men on entering Wall Street were poor; so poor,
+indeed, that they might almost have afforded to begin their career on
+the terms that I once heard of a man in South Carolina proposing to some
+little negroes. He told them if they would pick wild blackberries from
+morning till night he would give them half they gathered. [Laughter.]
+The Southerners of Wall Street, with but very few exceptions, entered
+that great field of finance with but one consolation, and that was the
+calm consciousness of being thoroughly protected against loss from the
+simple fact that they had nothing to lose. [Applause and laughter.] A
+hundred millions of dollars is no small pile when stacked up
+beside&mdash;nothing. Of course we are not called upon to analyze this
+fortune, nor do I mean to imply that it is evenly divided. Some of us it
+must be admitted spoil the average dreadfully, but we all may get the
+same satisfaction out of it that the childless man derived, who said
+that he and his brother together had three boys and two girls.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The South is a power in Wall Street. She is identified with the
+management of many leading financial institutions, and has also founded
+private banking-houses and built up other prosperous business
+establishments on her own account. It would be in bad taste to mention
+names unless I had the roll of honor at hand and could read it off
+without exception. The President of the Cotton Exchange and nearly forty
+per cent. of its members are Southerners. One of the oldest and
+strongest firms on the Produce Exchange<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1172" id="Page_1172">[Pg 1172]</a></span> is essentially Southern. That
+private banking-house in Wall Street, which has stood longest without
+any change in the personnel of its partnership, and which ranks to-day
+with the most reputable and successful establishments of its kind, is
+Southern in every branch of its membership. Seven of the National Banks
+have Southern men for Presidents, and the list of Southern cashiers and
+tellers is long and honorable. It was a Southern boy who, ten years ago,
+counted himself lucky on getting the humble place of mail carrier in one
+of the greatest banking houses of America. That very boy, when not long
+since he resigned to enter business on his own account, was filling one
+of the most responsible positions and drawing the third largest salary
+in that same great establishment.</p>
+
+<p>Another instance of signal success is told in this short story: Less
+than six years ago a young Georgian tacked up a cheap little sign on the
+door of a sky-lit room in the "Evening Post" building. To-day his is the
+leading name of one of the most conspicuous houses in the Street, and
+the rent of his present quarters is more per month than the first office
+he occupied cost for a whole year. One of the most famous Southern
+leaders in Wall Street to-day [John H. Inman] was so little known when
+he first attracted attention there that many people assumed he must in
+some way be connected with a certain great ocean steamship line, simply
+because he bore the same name. To-day it is just as often supposed that
+the steamship line is an offshoot from him, because it bears his name. A
+great Italian painter once vitalized a canvas with the expression of his
+poetic thought and called it "Aurora." In looking at that masterpiece of
+art I have sometimes been reminded of this distinguished Southerner.
+Immediately after the war the South was enveloped in darkness. Out of
+that gloom this man emerged and came here to the East, where the sun
+shines first in the morning. Judging him to-day by the record he has
+made, we are warranted in saying that on coming here he adopted
+Usefulness as his chariot, and that thereto he harnessed the spirited
+steeds of Enterprise, Progress, and Development. To-day we see him
+driving that triumphal car through the land of his birth, and making the
+sunlight of prosperity to shine there. [Tremendous<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1173" id="Page_1173">[Pg 1173]</a></span> applause.] Sharing
+with him the honors of their firm name is another Southerner, whose
+career of usefulness and record of splendid success suffer nothing by
+comparison. Two other Southern representatives, because of admirable
+achievements and brilliant strokes of fortune, have recently gained
+great distinction and won much applause in Wall Street. If I called
+their names it would awake an echo in the temple of history, where an
+illustrious ancestor is enshrined in immortal renown. [Applause and
+cries of "Calhoun! Calhoun!"]</p>
+
+<p>It is not only as financiers and railroad magnates that the South ranks
+high in Wall Street, but Southern lawyers likewise have established
+themselves in this dollar district, and to-day challenge attention and
+deserve tribute. Under the brilliant leadership of two commanding
+generals, the younger barristers are steadily winning wider reputation
+and pressing forward in professional triumph.</p>
+
+<p>One question, with its answer, and I shall have done: Are these
+Southerners in Wall Street divorced in spirit and sympathy from their
+old homes? [Cries of "No! No!"] You say "No." Let the record of their
+deeds also make reply. One of them had done a thing so unique and
+beautiful that I cannot refrain from alluding to it. It touches the
+chord of humanity in every true heart and makes it vibrate with sacred
+memories. In the cemetery of the little town of Hopkinsville, Ky., there
+stands a splendid monument dedicated to "The Unknown Confederate Dead."
+There is no inscription that even hints at who erected it. The builder
+subordinated his personality to the glory of his purpose, and only the
+consummate beauty of the memorial stands forth. The inspiration of his
+impulse was only equalled by the modesty of his method. Truth, touched
+by the tenderness and beauty of the tribute to those heroes who died
+"for conscience sake," has revealed the author, and in him we recognize
+a generous surviving comrade. [Applause, and cries of "Latham! Latham!
+John Latham!"]</p>
+
+<p>Turning from this epitome of sentiment, we are confronted by abundant
+evidence of the substantial interest taken by Wall Street Southerners in
+the material affairs of the South. What they have done to reclaim the
+waste places and develop the resources of their native States is<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1174" id="Page_1174">[Pg 1174]</a></span> beyond
+estimate. They have not only contributed liberally by personal
+investment, but they have used every honorable endeavor to influence
+other men to do likewise. Loyalty has stimulated their efforts. Their
+hearts are in the present and prospective glory of the New South. They
+are untiring in their furtherance of legitimate enterprises, and the
+fruit of their labor is seen to-day in every Southern State where new
+railroads are building, various manufacturing enterprises springing up,
+and vast mining interests being developed. The steady flow of capital
+into all those channels is greatly due to their influence. There is more
+money drifting that way to-day than ever before, and the time will soon
+come, if it is not already here, when the sentiment to which I have
+responded will admit of transposition, and we can with as much propriety
+toast "Wall Street in the South," as to-night we toast "The South in
+Wall Street." [Great and long-continued applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1175" id="Page_1175">[Pg 1175]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>KING EDWARD VII.</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE COLONIES</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Albert Edward, Prince of Wales [Edward VII, crowned King
+of England January 23, 1901], at the banquet given at the Mansion
+House, London, July 16, 1881, by the Lord Mayor of London [Sir
+William McArthur], to the Prince of Wales, as President of the
+Colonial Institute, and to a large company of representatives of
+the colonies&mdash;governors, premiers, and administrators. This speech
+was delivered in response to the toast proposed by the Lord Mayor,
+"The Health of the Prince of Wales, the Princess of Wales, and the
+other members of the Royal Family."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">My Lord Mayor, Your Majesty, My Lords, and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;For the
+kind and remarkably flattering way in which you, my Lord Mayor, have
+been good enough to propose this toast, and you, my lords and gentlemen,
+for the kind and hearty way in which you have received it, I beg to
+offer you my most sincere thanks. It is a peculiar pleasure to me to
+come to the City, because I have the honor of being one of its freemen.
+But this is, indeed, a very special dinner, one of a kind that I do not
+suppose has ever been given before; for we have here this evening
+representatives of probably every Colony in the Empire. We have not only
+the Secretary of the Colonies, but Governors past and present,
+ministers, administrators, and agents, are all I think, to be found here
+this evening. I regret that it has not been possible for me to see half
+or one-third of the Colonies which it has been the good fortune of my
+brother, the Duke of Edinburgh, to visit. In his voyages round the world
+he has had opportunities more than once of seeing all our great
+Colonies. Though I have not been able personally to see them, or have
+seen only a small portion of them, you may rest assured it does not
+diminish in any way the interest I take in them.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1176" id="Page_1176">[Pg 1176]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It is, I am sorry to say, now going on for twenty-one years since I
+visited our large North American Colonies. Still, though I was very
+young at the time, the remembrance of that visit is as deeply imprinted
+upon my memory now as it was at that time. I shall never forget the
+public receptions which were accorded to me in Canada, New Brunswick,
+Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island, and if it were possible for me at
+any time to repeat that visit, I need not tell you gentlemen, who now
+represent here those great North American Colonies, of the great
+pleasure it would give me to do so. It affords me great gratification to
+see an old friend, Sir John Macdonald, the Premier of Canada, here this
+evening.</p>
+
+<p>It was a most pressing invitation, certainly, that I received two years
+ago to visit the great Australasian Colonies, and though at the time I
+was unable to give an answer in the affirmative or in the negative,
+still it soon became apparent that my many duties here in England, would
+prevent my accomplishing what would have been a long, though a most
+interesting voyage. I regret that such has been the case, and that I was
+not able to accept the kind invitation I received to visit the
+Exhibitions at Sydney and at Melbourne. I am glad, however, to know that
+they have proved a great success, as has been testified to me only this
+evening by the noble Duke [Manchester] by my side, who has so lately
+returned. Though, my lords and gentlemen, I have, as I said before, not
+had the opportunity of seeing these great Australasian Colonies, which
+every day and every year are making such immense development, still, at
+the International Exhibitions of London, Paris, and Vienna, I had not
+only an opportunity of seeing their various products there exhibited,
+but I had the pleasure of making the personal acquaintance of many
+colonists&mdash;a fact which has been a matter of great importance and great
+benefit to myself.</p>
+
+<p>It is now thirty years since the first International Exhibition took
+place in London, and then for the first time Colonial exhibits were
+shown to the world. Since that time, from the Exhibitions which have
+followed our first great gathering in 1851, the improvements that have
+been made are manifest. That in itself is a clear proof of the way in
+which the Colonies have been exerting themselves to make<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1177" id="Page_1177">[Pg 1177]</a></span> their vast
+territories of the great importance that they are at the present moment.
+But though, my Lord Mayor, I have not been to Australasia, as you have
+mentioned, I have sent my two sons on a visit there; and it has been a
+matter of great gratification, not only to myself, but to the Queen, to
+hear of the kindly reception they have met with everywhere. They are but
+young, but I feel confident that their visit to the Antipodes will do
+them an incalculable amount of good. On their way out they visited a
+Colony in which, unfortunately, the condition of affairs was not quite
+as satisfactory as we could wish, and as a consequence they did not
+extend their visits in that part of South Africa quite so far inland as
+might otherwise have been the case.</p>
+
+<p>I must thank you once more, my Lord Mayor, for the kind way in which you
+have proposed this toast. I thank you in the name of the Princess and
+the other members of the Royal Family, for the kind reception their
+names have met with from all here to-night, and I beg again to assure
+you most cordially and heartily of the great pleasure it has given me to
+be present here among so many distinguished Colonists and gentlemen
+connected with the Colonies, and to have had an opportunity of meeting
+your distinguished guest, the King of the Sandwich Islands. If your
+lordship's visit to his dominions remains impressed on your mind, I
+think your lordship's kindly reception of his Majesty here to-night is
+not likely soon to be forgotten by him.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1178" id="Page_1178">[Pg 1178]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>HUGH C. WALLACE</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE SOUTHERNER IN THE WEST</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Hugh C. Wallace at the fifth annual banquet of the New
+York Southern Society, February 21, 1891. The President, Hugh R.
+Garden, occupied the chair. In introducing Mr. Wallace, he said:
+"It was said of old that the Southerner was wanting in that energy
+and fixedness of purpose which make a successful American. No
+broader field has existed for the exercise of those qualities than
+the great region west of the Rocky Mountains. We are fortunate in
+the presence of a gentleman whose young life is already a
+successful refutation of that opinion, and I turn with confidence
+to 'The Southerner of the Pacific Slope,' and invite Mr. Hugh C.
+Wallace, of the State of Washington, to respond."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;For more than one hundred years
+upon this continent a silent army has been marching from the East toward
+the West. No silken banners have waved above it, and no blare of trumpet
+or beat of drum has heralded its progress. And yet its conquests have
+been grander than those of Peru or Mexico, its victories more glorious
+than those of Marengo, of Friedland, or of Austerlitz. It has subdued an
+empire richer than the Indies without inflicting the cruelties of Clive,
+or the exactions of Hastings, and that empire is to-day, Mr. President,
+a part of your heritage and mine. [Applause.] For more than thirty years
+past the region in which most of those I see around me first saw the
+light has lain prostrate, borne down by a Titanic struggle whose
+blighting force fell wholly upon her. For more than a generation her
+enterprise has seemed exhausted, her strength wasted, and her glory
+departed. And yet she has not failed to furnish her full quota to the
+grand army of conquest to carry to completion the great work which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1179" id="Page_1179">[Pg 1179]</a></span>
+Boone, Crockett, and Houston, all her sons&mdash;began, and which her genius
+alone made possible. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Turn back with me the pages of time to the beginning of this imposing
+march and glance for a moment at its resplendent progress. Its beginning
+was in Virginia. Virginians led by that first of Southerners whose natal
+day we celebrate to-night and whose fame grows brighter in the
+lengthening perspective of the years, conquered the savage and his
+little less than savage European ally, and saved for the Nation then
+unborn the whole Northwest. The Pinckneys, the Rutledges, and the
+Gwinetts forced the hand of Spain from the throat of the Mississippi,
+and left the current of trade free to flow to the Gulf unvexed by
+foreign influence.</p>
+
+<p>Another Virginian, illustrious through all time as the great vindicator
+of humanity, doubled the area of the national possession of his time by
+the Louisiana purchase, and Lewis and Clarke, both sons of the Old
+Dominion, in 1804 first trod the vast uninhabited wilds of the far
+Northwest to find a land richer in all the precious products of the East
+than mortal eyes had yet beheld. So were our borders extended from the
+Gulf and the Rio Grande to the 49th parallel and from the Atlantic to
+the Pacific&mdash;but for Southern enterprise they might have stopped at
+Ohio, the Monongahela, and the Niagara. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>The empire thus secured remained to be subdued. From the States in which
+you and I, gentlemen, were born has come a noble wing of the grand army
+of subjugation, all of whose battles have been victories and all of
+whose victories have been victories of civilization. Moving first from
+the old States of the South it took possession of territory along the
+Gulf and of Tennessee and of Kentucky's "dark and bloody ground." Fame
+crowned the heroes of these campaigns with the patriot's name, and
+glorified them as pioneers. As their advance guards swept across the
+Mississippi and took possession of Missouri, Arkansas, and territory
+farther north, envy called it invasion, and when their scouts appeared
+in Nebraska and Kansas they were repelled amid the passion of the hour.
+Meanwhile, a new element, whose quickening power is scarcely yet
+appreciated, had joined the grand movement. Early in the forties a South
+Carolinian<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1180" id="Page_1180">[Pg 1180]</a></span> captain of engineers, the Pathfinder, John C. Fremont, had
+marked the way to the far West coast, and added a new realm to the
+National domain. [Applause.] It was the domain soon famed for its
+delightful climate, its wealth of resources, and its combination of
+every natural advantage that human life desires. The gleaming gold soon
+after found in the sands of Sutter's Fort spread its fame afar and
+attracted to it the superb band of men who came from every State to lay
+firm and sure the foundation of the new commonwealth.</p>
+
+<p>There were only fourteen Southerners in the Constitutional Convention at
+Monterey, but their genius for government made them a fair working
+majority in the body of forty-eight members. Not content with building a
+grand State like this, the united army gathered from the North and South
+alike turned its face toward the desert and fastnesses of the eternal
+hills and "continuous woods where rolls the Oregon and hears no sound
+save his own dashings," and pitched their tents, rolled back the awful
+silence that through ages had reigned there; and learned the secrets
+that desolation guarded, alluring to them from their fastnesses a
+renewed stream of treasure which has resulted in making us the envy of
+all other nations.</p>
+
+<p>In conspicuous contrast to the attitude and sentiment of the South, the
+East has never followed to encourage nor sympathize with the West.
+Whether it be in legislation or politics or finance, the Western idea
+has ever failed to command the earnest attention to which it is
+entitled. There is a sentiment which is growing more general and
+vigorous every day in the far West, that the time is near at hand when
+it will decline to adhere to the fortunes of any leader or body which
+recklessly ignores its claims or persistently refuses to it recognition.
+It is a very significant fact, Mr. President, that this great region,
+containing one-fourth of the National area, one-seventeenth of the
+population, and constituting one-seventh of the whole number of States
+has had up to this time, but one member of the Cabinet. In the present
+Cabinet, fourteen States (east of the Mississippi and North of the old
+Mason and Dixon's Line) have seven members and the remaining thirty
+States have but one. Those thirty States will see to it in the future
+that the party<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1181" id="Page_1181">[Pg 1181]</a></span> which succeeds through their support has its
+representation their efforts have deserved.</p>
+
+<p>I cannot close, Mr. President, without giving expression to a sentiment
+to which Southerners in the West are peculiarly alive&mdash;the sentiment of
+sympathy and fraternity which exists between the South and the West.
+[Applause.] The course of historical development which I have outlined
+of the Western man has wrought a bond of friendship between them, and
+that bond is not a reminiscence, but a living, vital, and efficient
+fact. Only but yesterday, politicians, thank God not the people, sought
+for selfish ends to cast back the South into Stygian gloom from which
+she had slowly and laboriously but gloriously emerged, to forge upon her
+again hope-killing shackles of a barbarous rule. In that hour of trial
+which you and I, sir, know to have been a menace and a reality to whom
+did she turn for succor? To this man of the West, and quick and glorious
+was the response.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1182" id="Page_1182">[Pg 1182]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>SAMUEL BALDWIN WARD</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE MEDICAL PROFESSION</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Dr. Samuel B. Ward at the annual banquet of the New York
+State Bar Association, in the City of Albany, January 18, 1887.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;That a medical man should be
+asked to be in attendance at a banquet such as this was natural, and
+when I looked over the list of toasts and found that the clergymen had
+been omitted, I took it as an intended though perhaps rather dubious
+compliment to my profession, the supposition being that the services of
+the clergy would not of course be required. When I was asked to respond
+to this toast, in an unguarded moment of good nature, which is
+remarkable even in me, I was beguiled into consenting by the persuasive
+eloquence of your worthy President and Secretary, and a day or two after
+I visited the Executive chamber with the view of endeavoring to make "a
+little bargain" with his Excellency. Being myself neither a lawyer, a
+politician, nor the editor of a Brooklyn newspaper [laughter], I was
+totally unacquainted with such things, but still I am the reader of a
+weekly Republican newspaper (that is spelled with two e's and not an a,
+and has no reference to the "Albany Evening Journal"), and have
+ascertained that among a certain class of men, these "bargains" were
+exceedingly common. Respecting the exact nature of the proposition I
+shall not reveal? but suffice it to say I failed most ignominiously.</p>
+
+<p>After leaving the executive chamber I spent a good part of the morning
+in reflection as to the cause of the failure. Among other things it
+occurred to me that perhaps the newspaper statement, that "bargains"
+were so common<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1183" id="Page_1183">[Pg 1183]</a></span> among officials was untrue, but when I reflected that my
+newspaper was a republican organ and that the Executive was a democratic
+official I knew that every word that organ would say about a political
+opponent must be absolutely true. It occurred to me that perhaps
+inasmuch as I was not a politician, his Excellency might have feared to
+trust me, but I recollected to have read of the dire misfortune that
+befalls certain politicians in New York from trusting each other. As the
+Governor's shrewdness was well-known, I knew that he felt that if he
+could trust any one, it would be one of my profession, and therefore
+that excuse would not answer. It also occurred to me, that perhaps I was
+somewhat green and unwise in consenting to make this bargain in the
+presence of witnesses, but when I thought of all the sagacity and
+shrewdness and reticence that was concealed behind Colonel Rice's
+outspoken countenance, and of the numerous "arrangements" of which he
+was cognizant, and in relation to which he had never said a word, I felt
+assured that that was not the reason. I finally came to the conclusion
+that the Governor was a man to be trusted; that if there still be cynics
+who believe that "every man has his price," they would find the
+Governor's price far too high for them ever to reach. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>In the play of King Henry VI occurs an expression by Dick, the butcher,
+which is so short and so pointed that I may be pardoned for reproducing
+it in its completeness. It runs thus: "The first thing we do, let's kill
+the lawyers." This is not at all the attitude of our profession toward
+yours. On the contrary the most stupid charge that is ever laid to the
+door of the medical man is that he intentionally, or ever either by luck
+or intention, kills his patients. Ere the coffin-lid closes the doctor's
+harvest is reaped, but how different it is with you gentlemen.
+[Laughter.] Not more than a few days after the debt of nature has been
+paid by the unfortunate patient, your harvest&mdash;and especially if he has
+had the unusual fortune to make a will&mdash;begins, and oh! how we are
+sometimes tempted to envy you. Through how many seasons this harvest
+will be prolonged no one can foretell. That it will be carefully
+garnered to the last we can fully rely upon.</p>
+
+<p>There is perhaps only one state of circumstances under<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1184" id="Page_1184">[Pg 1184]</a></span> which the
+medical man is likely to re-echo the sentiment, and that is when he
+steps down from the witness-stand, having served as an "expert." You
+lawyers have a duty to discharge to your clients which necessitates your
+"taking a part." Even though a man be guilty, there may be "extenuating
+circumstances," and it is your right, as it is your duty, "to do all
+that lies within your power in his behalf." The "medical expert" should
+go upon the stand in a purely judicial frame of mind, and as a rule I
+believe he does. But by the manner in which questions are propounded to
+him, and by the exercise of every little persuasive art incident to your
+calling, he is inevitably led into taking "sides." He is surrounded by
+circumstances that are to him entirely strange. He is more or less
+annoyed and flurried by his surroundings, and then comes the necessity
+of making a categorical answer to questions that are put to him more
+especially upon the cross-examination, which cannot be correctly
+answered categorically. Unfortunately in a profession like ours, in a
+science of art like ours, it often is absolutely impossible to answer a
+question categorically without conveying an erroneous impression to the
+jury.</p>
+
+<p>In addition to this, we are subjected at the close of the examination to
+what you are pleased to term a "hypothetical question." The theory of
+this "hypothetical question" is that it embraces or expresses in a few
+words, and not always so very few either [laughter], the main features
+of the case under consideration. In nine cases out of ten if the expert
+makes a direct and unqualified answer to the question he leaves an
+absolutely erroneous idea upon the minds of the jury, and this is the
+explanation of why so many experts have made answers to questions which
+have elicited adverse criticism.</p>
+
+<p>In my judgment, after a not very long experience I must admit, but a
+sorry one, in some instances, there is but one way in which this matter
+of expert evidence should be conducted. The judge should appoint three
+experts, one of them at the suggestion of the counsel upon either side,
+and the third one at his own discretion. These three appointees should
+present their report in writing to the court, and the compensation for
+the service should be equally divided between the parties interested. In
+that way can expert evi<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1185" id="Page_1185">[Pg 1185]</a></span>dence escape the disrepute now attaching to it,
+and the ends of justice be furthered. Now, gentlemen, the hour is
+getting late, and I have but one wish to express to you. The medical
+profession of the State of New York has an organization very similar to
+your own, which has now reached very nearly its ninetieth year, with a
+membership of almost 1,000, and with an annual attendance something
+double that of your own. I can only hope that your Association may live
+on and develop until it reaches as vigorous and flourishing an old age
+as that of the medical profession. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1186" id="Page_1186">[Pg 1186]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE RISE OF "THE ATLANTIC"</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Charles Dudley Warner at the "Whittier Dinner" in
+celebration of the poet's seventieth birthday and the twentieth
+birthday of "The Atlantic Monthly," given by the publishers,
+Messrs. Houghton, Mifflin &amp; Co., at Boston, Mass., December 17,
+1877.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman</span>:&mdash;It is impossible to express my gratitude to you
+for calling on me. There is but one pleasure in life equal to that of
+being called on to make an after-dinner speech, and that is not being
+called on. It is such an enjoyment to sit through the courses with this
+prospect like a ten-pound weight on your digestive organs! If it were
+ever possible to refuse anything in this world, except by the
+concurrence of the three branches of government&mdash;the executive, the
+obstructive, and the destructive, I believe they are called&mdash;I should
+hope that we might some time have our speeches first, so that we could
+eat our dinner without fear or favor.</p>
+
+<p>I suppose, however, that I am called up not to grumble, but to say that
+the establishment of "The Atlantic Monthly" was an era in literature. I
+say it cheerfully. I believe, nevertheless, it was not the first era of
+the sort. The sanguine generations have been indulging in them all
+along, and as "eras" they are apt to flat out, or, as the editor of the
+"Atlantic" would say, they "peter out." But the establishment of the
+"Atlantic" was the expression of a genuine literary movement. That
+movement is the most interesting because it was the most fruitful in our
+history. It was nicknamed transcendentalism. It was, in fact, a
+recurrence to realism. They who were sitting in Boston saw a great
+light. The beauty of this new realism was that it<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1187" id="Page_1187">[Pg 1187]</a></span> required imagination,
+as it always does, to see truth. That was the charm of the Teufelsdr&ouml;ckh
+philosophy; it was also poetry. Mr. Emerson puts it in a phrase&mdash;the
+poet is the Seer. Most of you recall the intellectual stir of that time.
+Mr. Carlyle had spread the German world to us. Mr. Emerson lighted his
+torch. The horizon of English literature was broken, and it was not
+necessary any longer to imitate English models. Criticism began to
+assert itself. Mr. Lowell launched that audacious "Fable for Critics"&mdash;a
+lusty colt, rejoicing in his young energy, had broken into the
+old-fashioned garden, and unceremoniously trampled about among the rows
+of box, the beds of pinks and sweet-williams, and mullen seed. I
+remember how all this excited the imagination of the college where I
+was. It was what that great navigator who made the "swellings from the
+Atlantic" called "a fresh-water college." Everybody read "Sartor
+Resartus." The best writer in college wrote exactly like Carlyle&mdash;why,
+it was the universal opinion&mdash;without Carlyle's obscurity! The rest of
+them wrote like Jean Paul Richter and like Emerson, and like Longfellow,
+and like Ossian. The poems of our genius you couldn't tell from Ossian.
+I believe it turned out that they were Ossian's. [Laughter.] Something
+was evidently about to happen. When this tumult had a little settled the
+"Atlantic" arose serenely out of Boston Bay&mdash;a consummation and a star
+of promise as well.</p>
+
+<p>The promise has been abundantly fulfilled. The magazine has had its fair
+share in the total revolution of the character of American literature&mdash;I
+mean the revolution out of the sentimental period; for the truth of this
+I might appeal to the present audience, but for the well-known fact that
+writers of books never read any except those they make themselves.
+[Laughter.] I distinctly remember the page in that first "Atlantic" that
+began with&mdash;"If the red slayer thinks he slays&mdash;" a famous poem, that
+immediately became the target of all the small wits of the country, and
+went in with the "Opinions," paragraphs of that Autocratic talk, which
+speedily broke the bounds of the "Atlantic," and the Pacific as well,
+and went round the world. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Yes, the "Atlantic" has had its triumphs of all sorts.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1188" id="Page_1188">[Pg 1188]</a></span> The Government
+even was jealous of its power. It repeatedly tried to banish one of its
+editors, and finally did send him off to the court of Madrid [James
+Russell Lowell]. And I am told that the present editor [William Dean
+Howells] might have been snatched away from it, but for his good fortune
+in being legally connected with a person who is distantly related to a
+very high personage who was at that time reforming the civil service.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Chairman, there is no reason why I should not ramble on in this way
+all night; but then, there is no reason why I should. There is only one
+thing more that I desire to note, and that is, that during the existence
+of the "Atlantic," American authors have become very nearly emancipated
+from fear or dependence on English criticisms. In comparison with former
+days they care now very little what London says. This is an acknowledged
+fact. Whether it is the result of a sturdy growth at home or of a
+visible deterioration of the quality of the criticism&mdash;a want of the
+discriminating faculty&mdash;the Contributors' Club can, no doubt, point out.</p>
+
+<p>[In conclusion, Mr. Warner paid a brief but eloquent tribute to the
+Quaker poet.]<br /><br /></p>
+
+<p><a name="watterson" id="watterson"></a></p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img1189.jpg" alt="HENRY WATTERSON" title="HENRY WATTERSON" /></div>
+
+<h4><i>HENRY WATTERSON</i></h4>
+
+<p class='center'><i>Photogravure after a photograph from life</i><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1189" id="Page_1189">[Pg 1189]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>HENRY WATTERSON</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>OUR WIVES</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Henry Watterson at the dinner held on the anniversary of
+General W. T. Sherman's birthday, Washington, D. C., February 8,
+1883. Colonel George B. Corkhill presided, and introduced Mr.
+Watterson to speak to the toast, "Our Wives."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;When one undertakes to respond to such a sentiment
+as you do me the honor to assign me, he knows in advance that he is put,
+as it were, upon his good behavior. I recognize the justice of this and
+accepted the responsibility with the charge; though I may say that if
+General Sherman's wife resembles mine&mdash;and I very much suspect she
+does&mdash;he has a sympathy for me at the present moment. Once upon a festal
+occasion, a little late, quite after the hour when Cinderella was bidden
+by her godmother to go to bed, I happened to extol the graces and
+virtues of the newly wedded wife of a friend of mine, and finally, as a
+knockdown argument, I compared her to my own wife. "In this case," said
+he, dryly, "you'll catch it when you get home." It is a peculiarity they
+all have: not a ray of humor where the husband is concerned; to the best
+of them and to the last he must be and must continue to be&mdash;a hero!</p>
+
+<p>Now, I do not wish you to believe, nor to think that I myself believe,
+that all women make heroes of their husbands. Women are logical in
+nothing. They naturally hate mathematics. So, they would have their
+husbands be heroes only to the rest of the world. There is a charming
+picture by John Leech, the English satirist, which depicts Jones, who
+never looked askance at a woman in his life, sitting demurely at table,
+stuck with his nose on his plate, and Mrs. Jones opposite, redundant to
+a degree, observing with grati<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1190" id="Page_1190">[Pg 1190]</a></span>fied severity, "Now, Mr. Jones, don't let
+me see you ogling those Smith girls again!" She, too, was like the
+rest&mdash;the good ones, I mean&mdash;seeing the world through her husband; no
+happiness but his comfort; no vanity but his glory; sacrificing herself
+to his wants, and where he proves inadequate putting her imagination out
+to service and bringing home a basket of flowers to deck his brow. Of
+our sweethearts the humorist hath it:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Where are the Marys and Anns and Elizas,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Lovely and loving of yore?</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Look in the columns of old 'Advertisers,'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Married and dead by the score."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>But "our wives." We don't have far to look to find them; sometimes, I am
+told, you army gentlemen have been known to find them turning
+unexpectedly up along the ranges of the Rocky Mountains, and making
+their presence felt even as far as the halls of the Montezumas. Yet how
+should we get on without them? Rob mankind of his wife and time could
+never become a grandfather. Strange as you may think it our wives are,
+in a sense, responsible for our children; and I ask you seriously how
+could the world get on if it had no children? It might get on for a
+while, I do admit; but I challenge the boldest among you to say how long
+it could get on without "our wives." It would not only give out of
+children; in a little&mdash;a very little&mdash;while it would have no
+mother-in-law, nor sister-in-law, nor brother-in-law, nor any of those
+acquired relatives whom it has learned to love, and who have contributed
+so largely to its stock of harmless pleasure.</p>
+
+<p>But, as this is not exactly a tariff discussion, though a duty, I drop
+statistics; let me ask you what would become of the revenues of man if
+it were not for "our wives?" We should have no milliners but for "our
+wives." But for "our wives" those makers of happiness and furbelows,
+those fabricators of smiles and frills, those gentle beings who bias and
+scollop and do their sacking at both ends of the bill, and sometimes in
+the middle, would be compelled to shut up shop, retire from business,
+and return to the good old city of Mantua, whence they came. The world
+would grow too rich; albeit, on this promise I do not propose to
+con<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1191" id="Page_1191">[Pg 1191]</a></span>struct an argument in favor of more wives. One wife is enough, two
+is too many, and more than two are an abomination everywhere, except in
+Utah and the halls of our national legislature.</p>
+
+<p>I beg you will forgive me. I do but speak in banter. It has been said
+that a good woman, fitly mated, grows doubly good; but how often have we
+seen a bad man mated to a good woman turned into a good man? Why, I
+myself was not wholly good till I married my wife; and, if the eminent
+soldier and gentleman in whose honor we are here&mdash;and may he be among us
+many and many another anniversary, yet always sixty-three&mdash;if he should
+tell the story of his life, I am sure he would say that its darkest
+hours were cherished, its brightest illuminated by the fair lady of a
+noble race, who stepped from the highest social eminence to place her
+hand in that of an obscure young subaltern of the line. The world had
+not become acquainted with him, but with the prophetic instinct of a
+true woman she discovered, as she has since developed, the mine. So it
+is with all "our wives." Whatever there is good in us they bring it out;
+wherefor may they be forever honored in the myriad of hearts they come
+to lighten and to bless. [Loud applause.]</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>THE PURITAN AND THE CAVALIER</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Henry Watterson at the eighty-ninth anniversary banquet
+of the New England Society in the City of New York, December 22,
+1894. Elihu Root, President of the Society, introduced Mr.
+Watterson in the following words: "Gentlemen, we are forced to
+recognize the truth of the observation that all the people of New
+England are not Puritans; we must admit an occasional exception. It
+is equally true, I am told, that all the people of the South are
+not cavaliers; but there is one cavalier without fear and without
+reproach [applause], the splendid courage of whose convictions
+shows how close together the highest examples of different types
+can be among godlike men&mdash;a cavalier of the South, of southern
+blood and southern life, who carries in thought and in deed all the
+serious purpose and disinterested action that characterized the
+Pilgrim Fathers whom we commemorate. He comes from an impressionist
+State where the grass is blue [laughter], where the men are either
+all white or all black, and where, we are told, quite often the
+settlements are painted red. [Laughter.] He is a soldier, a
+statesman, a scholar, and, above all, a lover; and among all<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1192" id="Page_1192">[Pg 1192]</a></span> the
+world which loves a lover the descendants of those who, generation
+after generation, with tears and laughter, have sympathized with
+John Alden and Priscilla, cannot fail to open their hearts in
+sympathy to Henry Watterson and his star-eyed goddess. [Applause.]
+I have the honor and great pleasure of introducing him to respond
+to the toast of 'The Puritan and the Cavalier.'"]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;Eight years ago, to-night, there
+stood where I am standing now a young Georgian, who, not without reason,
+recognized the "significance" of his presence here&mdash;"the first
+southerner to speak at this board"&mdash;a circumstance, let me add, not very
+creditable to any of us&mdash;and in words whose eloquence I cannot hope to
+recall, appealed from the New South to New England for a united country.</p>
+
+<p>He was my disciple, my protege, my friend. He came to me from the
+southern schools, where he had perused the arts of oratory and letters,
+to get a few hints in journalism, as he said; needing so few, indeed,
+that, but a little later, I sent him to one of the foremost journalists
+of this foremost city, bearing a letter of introduction, which described
+him as "the greatest boy ever born in Dixie, or anywhere else."</p>
+
+<p>He is gone now. But, short as his life was, its heaven-born mission was
+fulfilled; the dream of his childhood was realized; for he had been
+appointed by God to carry a message of peace on earth, good-will to men,
+and, this done, he vanished from the sight of mortal eyes, even as the
+dove from the ark.</p>
+
+<p>I mean to take up the word where Grady left it off, but I shall continue
+the sentence with a somewhat larger confidence, and, perhaps, with a
+somewhat fuller meaning; because, notwithstanding the Puritan trappings,
+traditions, and associations which surround me&mdash;visible illustrations of
+the self-denying fortitude of the Puritan character and the sombre
+simplicity of the Puritan taste and habit&mdash;I never felt less out of
+place in all my life.</p>
+
+<p>To tell you the truth, I am afraid that I have gained access here on
+false pretences; for I am no Cavalier at all; just plain Scotch-Irish;
+one of those Scotch-Irish southerners who ate no fire in the green leaf
+and has eaten no dirt in the brown, and who, accepting, for the moment,
+the terms Puritan and Cavalier in the sense an effete sectional<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1193" id="Page_1193">[Pg 1193]</a></span>ism once
+sought to ascribe to them&mdash;descriptive labels at once classifying and
+separating North and South&mdash;verbal redoubts along that mythical line
+called Mason and Dixon, over which there were supposed by the extremists
+of other days to be no bridges&mdash;I am much disposed to say, "A plague o'
+both your houses!"</p>
+
+<p>Each was good enough and bad enough in its way, whilst they lasted; each
+in its turn filled the English-speaking world with mourning; and each,
+if either could have resisted the infection of the soil and climate they
+found here, would be to-day striving at the sword's point to square life
+by the iron rule of Theocracy, or to round it by the dizzy whirl of a
+petticoat! It is very pretty to read about the Maypole in Virginia and
+very edifying and inspiring to celebrate the deeds of the Pilgrim
+Fathers. But there is not Cavalier blood enough left in the Old Dominion
+to produce a single crop of first families, whilst out in Nebraska and
+Iowa they claim that they have so stripped New England of her Puritan
+stock as to spare her hardly enough for farm hands. This I do know, from
+personal experience, that it is impossible for the stranger-guest,
+sitting beneath a bower of roses in the Palmetto Club at Charleston, or
+by a mimic log-heap in the Algonquin Club at Boston, to tell the
+assembled company apart, particularly after ten o'clock in the evening!
+Why, in that great, final struggle between the Puritans and the
+Cavaliers&mdash;which we still hear sometimes casually mentioned&mdash;although it
+ended nearly thirty years ago, there had been such a mixing up of
+Puritan babies and Cavalier babies during the two or three generations
+preceding it, that the surviving grandmothers of the combatants could
+not, except for their uniforms, have picked out their own on any field
+of battle!</p>
+
+<p>Turning to the Cyclop&aelig;dia of American Biography, I find that Webster had
+all the vices that are supposed to have signalized the Cavalier, and
+Calhoun all the virtues that are claimed for the Puritan. During twenty
+years three statesmen of Puritan origin were the chosen party leaders of
+Cavalier Mississippi: Robert J. Walker, born and reared in Pennsylvania;
+John A. Quitman, born and reared in New York, and Sargent S. Prentiss,
+born and reared in the good old State of Maine. That sturdy Puritan,
+John Slidell,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1194" id="Page_1194">[Pg 1194]</a></span> never saw Louisiana until he was old enough to vote and
+to fight; native here&mdash;an alumnus of Columbia College&mdash;but sprung from
+New England ancestors. Albert Sidney Johnston, the most resplendent of
+modern Cavaliers&mdash;from tip to toe a type of the species&mdash;the very rose
+and expectancy of the young Confederacy&mdash;did not have a drop of Southern
+blood in his veins; Yankee on both sides of the house, though born in
+Kentucky a little while after his father and mother arrived there from
+Connecticut. The Ambassador who serves our Government near the French
+Republic was a gallant Confederate soldier and is a representative
+southern statesman; but he owns the estate in Massachusetts where his
+father was born, and where his father's fathers lived through many
+generations.</p>
+
+<p>And the Cavaliers, who missed their stirrups, somehow, and got into
+Yankee saddles? The woods were full of them. If Custer was not a
+Cavalier, Rupert was a Puritan. And Sherwood and Wadsworth and Kearny,
+and McPherson and their dashing companions and followers! The one
+typical Puritan soldier of the war&mdash;mark you!&mdash;was a Southern, and not a
+Northern, soldier; Stonewall Jackson, of the Virginia line. And, if we
+should care to pursue the subject farther back, what about Ethan Allen
+and John Stark and Mad Anthony Wayne&mdash;Cavaliers each and every one?
+Indeed, from Israel Putnam to "Buffalo Bill," it seems to me the
+Puritans have had rather the best of it in turning out Cavaliers. So the
+least said about the Puritan and the Cavalier&mdash;except as blessed
+memories or horrid examples&mdash;the better for historic accuracy.</p>
+
+<p>If you wish to get at the bottom facts, I don't mind telling you&mdash;in
+confidence&mdash;that it was we Scotch-Irish who vanquished both of you&mdash;some
+of us in peace&mdash;others of us in war&mdash;supplying the missing link of
+adaptability&mdash;the needed ingredient of common sense&mdash;the conservative
+principle of creed and action, to which this generation of Americans
+owes its intellectual and moral emancipation from frivolity and
+pharisaism&mdash;its rescue from the Scarlet Woman and the mailed hand&mdash;and
+its crystallization into a national character and polity, ruling by
+force of brains and not by force of arms.</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen&mdash;Sir&mdash;I, too, have been to Boston. Strange<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1195" id="Page_1195">[Pg 1195]</a></span> as the admission
+may seem, it is true; and I live to tell the tale. I have been to
+Boston; and when I declare that I found there many things that suggested
+the Cavalier and did not suggest the Puritan, I shall not say I was
+sorry. But among other things, I found there a civilization perfect in
+its union of the art of living with the grace of life; an Americanism
+ideal in its simple strength. Grady told us, and told us truly, of that
+typical American who, in Dr. Talmage's mind's eye, was coming, but who,
+in Abraham Lincoln's actuality, had already come. In some recent studies
+into the career of that great man, I have encountered many startling
+confirmations of this judgment; and from that rugged trunk, drawing its
+sustenance from gnarled roots, interlocked with Cavalier sprays and
+Puritan branches deep beneath the soil, shall spring, is springing, a
+shapely tree&mdash;symmetric in all its parts&mdash;under whose sheltering boughs
+this nation shall have the new birth of freedom Lincoln promised it, and
+mankind the refuge which was sought by the forefathers when they fled
+from oppression. Thank God, the axe, the gibbet, and the stake have had
+their day. They have gone, let us hope, to keep company with the lost
+arts. It has been demonstrated that great wrongs may be redressed and
+great reforms be achieved without the shedding of one drop of human
+blood; that vengeance does not purify, but brutalizes; and that
+tolerance, which in private transactions is reckoned a virtue, becomes
+in public affairs a dogma of the most far-seeing statesmanship. Else how
+could this noble city have been redeemed from bondage? It was held like
+a castle of the Middle Ages by robber barons, who levied tribute right
+and left. Yet have the mounds and dykes of corruption been carried&mdash;from
+buttress to bell-tower the walls of crime have fallen&mdash;without a shot
+out of a gun, and still no fires of Smithfield to light the pathway of
+the victor, no bloody assizes to vindicate the justice of the cause; nor
+need of any.</p>
+
+<p>So I appeal from the men in silken hose who danced to music made by
+slaves&mdash;and called it freedom&mdash;from the men in bell-crowned hats, who
+led Hester Prynne to her shame&mdash;and called it religion&mdash;to that
+Americanism which reaches forth its arms to smite wrong with reason and
+truth, secure in the power of both. I appeal from the patriarchs of New<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1196" id="Page_1196">[Pg 1196]</a></span>
+England to the poets of New England; from Endicott to Lowell; from
+Winthrop to Longfellow; from Norton to Holmes; and I appeal in the name
+and by the rights of that common citizenship&mdash;of that common
+origin&mdash;back both of the Puritan and the Cavalier&mdash;to which all of us
+owe our being. Let the dead past, consecrated by the blood of its
+martyrs, not by its savage hatreds&mdash;darkened alike by kingcraft and
+priestcraft&mdash;let the dead past bury its dead. Let the present and the
+future ring with the song of the singers. Blessed be the lessons they
+teach, the laws they make. Blessed be the eye to see, the light to
+reveal. Blessed be Tolerance, sitting ever on the right hand of God to
+guide the way with loving word, as blessed be all that brings us nearer
+the goal of true religion, true Republicanism and true patriotism,
+distrust of watchwords and labels, shams and heroes, belief in our
+country and ourselves. It was not Cotton Mather, but John Greenleaf
+Whittier, who cried:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Dear God and Father of us all,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Forgive our faith in cruel lies,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Forgive the blindness that denies.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Cast down our idols&mdash;overturn</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Our bloody altars&mdash;make us see</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Thyself in Thy humanity!"</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>[Applause and cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1197" id="Page_1197">[Pg 1197]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>HEMAN LINCOLN WAYLAND</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE FORCE OF IDEAS</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. Dr. Heman L. Wayland at the fourth annual dinner of
+the New England Society of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, December 22,
+1884. Dr. Wayland, as President of the Society, occupied the chair,
+and delivered the following address in welcoming the guests.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Fellow New Englanders</span>&mdash;Or, in view of our habitual modesty and
+self-depreciation, I ought, perhaps, rather to say, Fellow Pharisees
+[laughter]&mdash;I congratulate you that we are able to show our guests a
+little real New England weather&mdash;weather that recalls the sleigh-rides,
+and crossing the bridges, and the singing-school. You are reminded of
+the observation of the British tar, who, after a long cruise in the
+Mediterranean, as he came into the eternal fog which surrounds the
+"tight little island," exclaimed, "This is weather as is weather; none
+of your blasted blue sky for me!" [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Let me also apologize to our guests for the extreme plainness and
+frugality of the entertainment. They will kindly make allowance, when
+they remember that this is washing-day. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>I am aware that the occasion is so large as to dwarf all merely personal
+considerations; but I cannot omit to return you my thanks for the
+unmerited kindness which has placed me in the position I occupy. I must
+add that the position is at once the more honorable and the more
+onerous, because I am called to follow a gentleman whose administration
+of the office has been so superlatively successful.</p>
+
+<p>In making this allusion to my honored predecessor, I am reminded of an
+event in which we all feel a common pride. On the 25th of last June,
+amid the hills which overshadow<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1198" id="Page_1198">[Pg 1198]</a></span> Dartmouth College, our then president
+laid the corner-stone of "Rollins Chapel" for Christian worship, while
+on the same day, at the same place, on the grounds traversed in earlier
+years by Webster and Choate, another son of New England laid the
+corner-stone of the "Wilson Library Building." Thus does intelligent
+industry, large-hearted benevolence, and filial piety, plant upon the
+granite hills of New England the olive-groves of Academus and the palms
+of Judea. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>But perhaps there may be here some intelligent stranger who asks me to
+define an expression which is now and then heard on these occasions:
+"What is this New England of which you speak so seldom and so
+reluctantly? Is it a place?" Yes, it is a place; not indeed only a
+place, but it is a place; and he cannot know New England who has not
+traversed it from Watch Hill to Mount Washington, from Champlain to
+Passamaquoddy. In no other wise can one realize how the sterile soil and
+the bleak winds and the short summer have been the rugged parents of
+that thrift, that industry, that economy, that regard for the small
+savings, which have made New England the banker of America. As the
+population grew beyond the capacity of the soil, her sons from her
+myriad harbors swarmed out upon the sea, an army of occupation, and
+annexed the Grand Banks, making them national banks before the days of
+Secretary Chase. [Laughter.] When the limits of agriculture were
+reached, they enslaved the streams, and clothed the continent. They
+gathered hides from Iowa and Texas, and sold them, in the shape of
+boots, in Dubuque and Galveston. Sterile New England underlaid the
+imperial Northwest with mortgages, and overlaid it with insurance. I
+chanced to be in Chicago two or three days after the great fire of 1871.
+As I walked among the smoking ruins, if I saw a man with a cheerful air,
+I knew that he was a resident of Chicago; if I saw a man with a long
+face, I knew that he represented a Hartford insurance company.
+[Laughter.] Really, the cheerful resignation with which the Chicago
+people endured the losses of New England did honor to human nature.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps it is well that New England is not yet more sterile, for it
+would have owned the whole of the country,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1199" id="Page_1199">[Pg 1199]</a></span> and would have monopolized
+all the wealth, as it has confessedly got a corner on all the virtues.</p>
+
+<p>And while the narrow limit of the season, called by courtesy "summer,"
+has enforced promptness and rapidity of action, the long winters have
+given pause for reflection, have fostered the red school-house, have
+engendered reading and discussion, have made her sons and her daughters
+thoughtful beings.</p>
+
+<p>The other day, in reading the life of a New England woman,<a name="FNanchor_8_8" id="FNanchor_8_8"></a><a href="#Footnote_8_8" class="fnanchor">[8]</a> I met with
+a letter written when she was seventeen years old: "I have begun reading
+Dugald Stewart. How are my sources of enjoyment multiplied. By bringing
+into view the various systems of philosophers concerning the origin of
+our knowledge, he enlarges the mind, and extends the range of our ideas,
+... while clearly distinguishing between proper objects of inquiry and
+those that must forever remain inexplicable to man in the present state
+of his faculties. Reasonings from induction are delightful." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>I think you will agree with me that only where there was a long winter,
+and long winter evenings, would such a letter be written by a girl in
+her teens.</p>
+
+<p>The question has often been asked why there are so many poets in New
+England. A traveller passing through Concord inquired, "How do all these
+people support themselves?" The answer was, "They all live by writing
+poems for 'The Atlantic Monthly.'" [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Now, any one who thinks of it must see that it is the weather which
+makes all these poets, or rather the weathers, for there are so many. As
+Mr. Choate said: "Cold to-day, hot to-morrow; mercury at eighty in the
+morning, with wind at southeast; and in three hours more a sea-turn,
+wind at east, a thick fog from the bottom of the ocean, and a fall of
+forty degrees; now, so dry as to kill all the beans in New Hampshire;
+then, a flood, carrying off the bridges on the Penobscot; snow in
+Portsmouth in July, and the next day a man and a yoke of oxen killed by
+lightning down in Rhode Island." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The commonplace question: "How is the weather going to be?" gives a
+boundless play to the imagination, and <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1200" id="Page_1200">[Pg 1200]</a></span>makes a man a poet before he
+knows it. And then a poet must have grand subjects in nature. And what
+does a poet want that he does not find in New England? Wooded glens,
+mysterious ravines, inaccessible summits, hurrying rivers; the White
+Hills, keeping up, as Starr King said, "a perpetual peak against the
+sky"; the Old Man of the Mountains looking down the valley of the
+Pemigewasset, and hearing from afar the Ammonoosuc as it breaks into a
+hundred cataracts; Katahdin, Kearsarge, setting its back up higher than
+ever since that little affair off Cherbourg; the everlasting ocean
+inviting to adventure, inspiring to its own wild freedom, and making a
+harbor in every front yard, so that the hardy mariner can have his smack
+at his own doorstep. [Laughter.] (Need I say I mean his fishing-smack?)
+What more can a poet desire?</p>
+
+<p>And then life in New England, especially New England of the olden time,
+has been an epic poem. It was a struggle against obstacles and enemies,
+and a triumph over nature in behalf of human welfare.</p>
+
+<p>What would a poet sing about, I wonder, who lived on the Kankakee Flats?
+Of course, the epic poet must have a hero, and an enemy, and a war. The
+great enemy in those parts is shakes; so, as Virgil began, "I sing of
+arms and the man," the Kankakee poet would open:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"I sing the glories of cinchona and the man</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Who first invented calomel."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Yes, if the Pilgrims had landed upon the far Western prairies or the
+Southern savannas, they would never have made America; they would never
+have won a glory beyond that of Columbus, who only discovered America,
+whereas these men created it. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>But not a place alone. New England is also a race; the race that plants
+colonies and makes nations; the race that carries everywhere a free
+press, a free pulpit, an open Bible, and that has almost learned to
+spell and parse its own language; the race which began the battle for
+civil and religious liberty in the time of Elizabeth, which fought the
+good fight at Edgehill, which, beside Concord Bridge, "fired the shot
+heard round the world," which made a continent secure for liberty at
+Appomattox. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1201" id="Page_1201">[Pg 1201]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>And New England is not alone a place and a race; it is as well an idea,
+or a congeries of ideas, so closely joined as properly to be called but
+one; and this idea is not the idea of force, but the force of ideas.</p>
+
+<p>But, gentlemen, I am in danger of forgetting that a marked
+characteristic of New Englanders is an unwillingness to talk, and
+especially to talk about themselves. And I know that you are eager to
+listen to the illustrious men whom we have the honor to gather about our
+humble board this evening.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h4>CAUSES OF UNPOPULARITY</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Rev. Dr. Heman L. Wayland at the eighty-fourth annual
+dinner of the New England Society in the City of New York, December
+23, 1889. The President, Cornelius N. Bliss, proposed the query for
+Dr. Wayland, "Why are New Englanders Unpopular?" enforcing it with
+the following quotations: "Do you question me as an honest man
+should do for my simple true judgment?" [Much Ado About Nothing,
+Act I, Sc. I], and "Merit less solid less despite has bred: the man
+that makes a character makes foes" [Edward Young]. Turning to Dr.
+Wayland, Mr. Bliss said: "Our sister, the New England Society of
+Philadelphia, to-night sends us greeting in the person of her
+honored President, whom I have the pleasure of presenting to you."
+The eloquence of Dr. Wayland was loudly applauded; and Chauncey M.
+Depew declared that he had heard one of the best speeches to which
+he had ever listened at a New England dinner.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;That I am here this evening is as
+complete a mystery to me as to you. I do not know why your Society, at
+whose annual meetings orators are as the sand upon the seashore for
+multitude, should call upon Philadelphia, a city in which the acme of
+eloquence is attained by a Friends' Yearly Meeting, "sitting under the
+canopy of silence." I can only suppose that you designed to relieve the
+insufferable brilliancy of your annual festival, that you wished to
+dilute the highly-flavored, richly-colored, full-bodied streams of the
+Croton with the pure, limpid, colorless (or, at any rate, only
+drab-colored) waters of the Schuylkill. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>My first and wiser impulse was to decline the invitation with which you
+honored me, or rather the Society of which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1202" id="Page_1202">[Pg 1202]</a></span> I am the humblest member.
+But I considered the great debt we have been under to you for the loan
+of many of your most accomplished speakers: of Curtis, whose diction is
+chaste as the snows of his own New England, while his zeal for justice
+is as fervid as her July sun; of Depew, who, as I listen to him, makes
+me believe that the doctrine of transmigration is true, and that in a
+former day his soul occupied the body of one of the Puritan fathers, and
+that for some lapse he was compelled to spend a period of time in the
+body of a Hollander [laughter]; of Beaman,<a name="FNanchor_9_9" id="FNanchor_9_9"></a><a href="#Footnote_9_9" class="fnanchor">[9]</a> one of the lights of your
+bar; of Evarts, who, whether as statesman or as orator, delights in
+making historic periods. And this year you have favored us with General
+Porter,<a name="FNanchor_10_10" id="FNanchor_10_10"></a><a href="#Footnote_10_10" class="fnanchor">[10]</a> whom we have been trying to capture for our annual dinner,
+it seems to me, ever since the Mayflower entered Plymouth Bay.</p>
+
+<p>We have condoled with these honored guests as they with tears have told
+us of their pitiful lot, have narrated to us how, when they might have
+been tilling the soil (or what passes for soil) of the New Hampshire
+hills, shearing their lambs, manipulating their shares (with the aid of
+plough-handles), and watering their stock at the nearest brook, and
+might have been on speaking acquaintance with the Ten Commandments and
+have indulged a hope of some day going to heaven, and possibly to Boston
+[laughter]&mdash;on the other hand, a hard fate has compelled them to be
+millionaires, living in palaces on Murray Hill, to confine their
+agricultural operations to the Swamp, and to eke out a precarious
+livelihood by buying what they do not want and selling what they have
+not got. [Laughter and applause.] Remembering this debt, I thought that
+it was at least due to you that, in recognition of your courtesy, I
+should come over and confess judgment, and put you out of suspense by
+telling you at once that the assets will not pay for the expenses of
+distribution. The best I can do is to make you a preferred creditor.
+[Laughter.] I have heard that an Israelite without guile, doing business
+down in Chatham Street, called his creditors together, and offered them
+in settlement his note for ten per cent, on their claims, payable in
+four months. His brother, one of the largest creditors, rather "kicked";
+but the debtor took him aside and said, "Do not make any <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1203" id="Page_1203">[Pg 1203]</a></span>objections,
+and I will make you a preferred creditor." [Laughter and applause.] So
+the proposal was accepted by all. Presently, the preferred brother said,
+"Well, I should like what is coming to me." "Oh," was the reply, "you
+won't get anything; they won't any of them get anything." "But I thought
+I was a preferred creditor." "So you are. These notes will not be paid
+when they come due; but it will take them four months to find out that
+they are not going to get anything. But you know it now; you see you are
+preferred." [Renewed laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>In casting about for a subject (in case I should unhappily be called on
+to occupy your attention for a moment), I had thought on offering a few
+observations upon Plymouth Rock; but I was deterred by a weird and lurid
+announcement which I saw in your papers, appearing in connection with
+the name of an eminent clothing dealer, which led me to apprehend that
+Plymouth Rock was getting tired. [Laughter.] The announcement read,
+"Plymouth Rock pants!" I presumed that Plymouth Rock was tired in
+advance, at the prospect of being trotted out once more, from the Old
+Colony down to New Orleans, thence to San Francisco, thence to the
+cities of the unsalted seas, and so on back to the point of departure.
+[Great laughter.] Upon fuller examination, I found that the legend read,
+"Plymouth Rock pants for $3." It seemed to me that, without solicitation
+on my part, there ought to be public spirit enough in this audience to
+make up this evening the modest sum which would put Plymouth Rock at
+ease. [Great laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>As I look along this board, Mr. President, and gaze upon these faces
+radiant with honesty, with industry, with wisdom, with benevolence, with
+frugality, and, above all, with a contented and cheerful poverty, I am
+led to ask the question, suggested by the topic assigned me in the
+programme, "Why are we New Englanders so unpopular?" Why those phrases,
+always kept in stock by provincial orators and editors, "the mean
+Yankees," "the stingy Yankees," "the close-fisted Yankees," "the
+tin-peddling Yankees," and, above all, the terse and condensed
+collocation, "those d&mdash;&mdash;d&mdash;those blessed Yankees," the blessing being
+comprised between two d's, as though conferred by a benevolent doctor of
+divinity. [Laughter.] I remember in the olden<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1204" id="Page_1204">[Pg 1204]</a></span> time, in the years beyond
+the flood, when the Presidential office was vacant and James Buchanan
+was drawing the salary, at a period before the recollection of any one
+present except myself, although possibly my esteemed friend, your
+secretary, Mr. Hubbard, may have heard his grandparents speak of it as a
+reminiscence of his youth, there was a poem going about, descriptive of
+the feelings of our brethren living between us and the Equator, running
+somewhat thus:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"'Neath the shade of the gum-tree the Southerner sat,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">A-twisting the brim of his palmetto hat,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And trying to lighten his mind of a'load</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">By humming the words of the following ode:</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">'Oh! for a nigger, and oh! for a whip;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Oh! for a cocktail, and oh! for a nip;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Oh! for a shot at old Greeley and Beecher;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Oh! for a crack at a Yankee school-teacher.'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And so he kept oh-ing for all he had not,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Not contented with owing for all that he'd got."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Why does the world minify our intelligence by depreciating our favorite
+article of diet, and express the ultimate extreme of mental pauperism by
+saying of him on whose intellect they would heap contempt, "He doesn't
+know beans"? [Laughter.] And it is within my recollection that there was
+a time when it was proposed to reconstruct the Union of the States, with
+New England left out. Why, I repeat it, the intense unpopularity of New
+England?</p>
+
+<p>For one thing, it seems to me, we are hated because of our virtues; we
+are ostracized because men are tired of hearing about "New England, the
+good." The virtues of New England seem to italicize the moral poverty of
+mankind at large. The fact that the very first act of our foremothers,
+even before the landing was made, two hundred and sixty-nine years ago,
+was to go on shore and do up the household linen, which had suffered
+from the voyage of ninety days, is a perpetual reproof to those nations
+among whom there is a great opening for soap, who have a great many
+saints' days, but no washing day. [Laughter and applause.] When men
+nowadays are disposed to steal a million acres from the Indians, it
+detracts from their enjoyment to read what Governor Josiah Winslow wrote
+in <i>1676</i>: "I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1205" id="Page_1205">[Pg 1205]</a></span> think I can clearly say that, before the present troubles
+broke out, the English did not possess one foot of land in this colony
+but what was fairly obtained by honest purchase of the Indian
+proprietors." When our fellow-citizens of other States look at their
+public buildings, every stone in which tells of unpaid loans; when they
+remember how they have scaled and scaled the unfortunate people who were
+guilty of the crime of having money to lend, until the creditors might
+be considered obnoxious to the Mosaic law, which looked with disfavor
+upon scaleless fish, it is naturally aggravating to them to remember
+that, at the close of King Philip's war, Plymouth Colony was owing a
+debt more than equal to the personal property of the colony, and that
+the debt was paid to the last cent [applause]; to remember the time, not
+very far gone by, when the Bay State paid the interest on her bonds in
+gold, though it cost her two hundred and seventy-six cents on every
+dollar to do it, and when it was proposed to commend the bonds of the
+United States to the bankers of the world by placing upon them the
+indorsement of Massachusetts [applause]; to remember that never has New
+England learned to articulate the letters that spell the word
+"Repudiation." [Great applause.]</p>
+
+<p>To those members of the human family who are disposed to entertain too
+high an estimate of themselves there is something aggravating in the
+extreme humility and sensitive self-depreciation of the real New
+Englander.</p>
+
+<p>And the virtues of New England are all the more offensive because they
+are exhibited in such a way as to take from her enemies the comfort that
+grows out of a grievance. Said a Chicago wife, "It is real mean for
+Charlie to be so good to me; I want to get a divorce and go on the
+stage; but he is so kind I cannot help loving him, and that is what
+makes me hate him so." When there comes the news that some far-off
+region is desolated by fire, or flood, or tempest, or pestilence, the
+first thing is a meeting in the metropolis of New England, and the
+dispatching of food and funds and physicians and nurses; and the
+relieved sufferers are compelled to murmur, "Oh, dear, it is too bad! We
+want to hate them, and they won't let us." [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>One can manage to put up with goodness, however, if it is not too
+obtrusive. The honored daughter of Connecticut,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1206" id="Page_1206">[Pg 1206]</a></span> the author of "Uncle
+Tom" and "Dred," now in the peaceful evening of her days,<a name="FNanchor_11_11" id="FNanchor_11_11"></a><a href="#Footnote_11_11" class="fnanchor">[11]</a> has said,
+"What is called goodness is often only want of force." A good man,
+according to the popular idea, is a man who doesn't get in anybody's
+way. But the restless New Englanders not only have virtues, but they
+have convictions which are perpetually asserting themselves in the most
+embarrassing manner. [Applause.] I pass over the time, two centuries
+ago, when Cromwell and Hampden, those New Englanders who have never seen
+New England, made themselves exceedingly offensive to Charles I, and
+gave him at last a practical lesson touching the continuity of the
+spinal column.</p>
+
+<p>Later, when our fellow-citizens desired to "wallop their own niggers,"
+and to carry the patriarchal institution wherever the American flag
+went, they were naturally irritated at hearing that there was a handful
+of meddling fanatics down in Essex County who, in their misguided and
+malevolent ingenuity, had invented what they called liberty and human
+rights. [Applause.] Presently, when it was proposed (under the
+inspiration of a man recently deceased, who will stand in history as a
+monument to the clemency and magnanimity of a great and free people) to
+break up the Union in order to insure the perpetuity of slavery, then a
+man, plain of speech, rude of garb<a name="FNanchor_12_12" id="FNanchor_12_12"></a><a href="#Footnote_12_12" class="fnanchor">[12]</a> descended from the Lincolns of
+Hingham, in Plymouth County, sounded a rally for Union and freedom
+[tremendous applause]; and, hark! there is the tramp, tramp of the
+fishermen from Marblehead; there are the Connecticut boys from old
+Litchfield; and there is the First Rhode Island; and there are the
+sailors from Casco Bay; and the farmers' sons from old Coos, and from
+along the Onion River, their hearts beating with the enthusiasm of
+liberty, while their steps keep pace with the drum-beat that salutes the
+national flag. [Applause.] And, see! is that a thunder-cloud in the
+North? No, it is the Fifty-fourth Massachusetts, made up of American
+citizens of African descent, officered by the best blood of Suffolk, and
+at their head Robert G. Shaw, going down to die in the trenches before
+Fort Wagner. And there is the man whom a kindly Providence yet spares to
+us, descended from the <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1207" id="Page_1207">[Pg 1207]</a></span>Shermans of Connecticut, preparing for the march
+that is to cleave the Confederacy in twain. [Cheers for General
+Sherman.] And there is the silent man, eight generations removed from
+Matthew Grant (who landed at Dorchester in 1630), destined to make the
+continent secure for liberty and to inaugurate the New South, dating
+from Appomattox, with traditions of freedom, teeming with a prosperity
+rivalling that of New England, a prosperity begotten of the marriage of
+labor and intelligence. [Continued applause.]</p>
+
+<p>In times somewhat more recent, when a political campaign was under full
+headway, and when politicians were husbanding truth with their wonted
+frugality and dispensing fiction with their habitual lavishness, there
+sprung up a man removed by only two generations from the Lows of Salem,
+who, in the resources of a mind capable of such things, devised what he
+was pleased to call "Sunday-school politics"; who has had the further
+hardihood to be made president of the college which is the glory of your
+metropolis, designing, no doubt, to infuse into the mind of the tender
+youth of the New Amsterdam his baleful idea, which, so far as I can make
+out, has as its essence the conduct of political affairs on the basis of
+the Decalogue.</p>
+
+<p>The campaign over, when the victors are rolling up their sleeves and are
+preparing to dispense the spoils according to the hunger and thirst of
+their retainers, to their amazed horror there is heard the voice of a
+native of Rhode Island, who has conceived a scheme almost too monstrous
+for mention, which he designates "Civil Service Reform," and who with
+characteristic effrontery has got up a society, of which he is
+president, for the purpose of diffusing his blood-curdling sentiments.
+Do we need to look further for a reply to the question, "Why are the New
+Englanders unpopular?" Almost any man is unpopular who goes around with
+his pockets full of moral dynamite. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>But perhaps I have not yet reached the most essential cause of the
+odium. Men will forgive a man almost anything if he only fails; but we,
+alas! have committed the crime of success. [Laughter and applause.] It
+makes people angry when they see New England prospering, influential,
+the banker of the country, leading public sentiment, shaping
+legislation. Men would not mind so much if this<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1208" id="Page_1208">[Pg 1208]</a></span> success were attained
+by a happy accident, or were the result of a favoring fortune; but it is
+aggravating to see the New Englanders, to whom Providence has given
+nothing but rocks and ice and weather&mdash;a great deal of it&mdash;and a
+thermometer [laughter], yet mining gold in Colorado, chasing the walrus
+off the Aleutian Islands, building railroads in Dakota, and covering
+half the continent with insurance, and underlying it with a mortgage.
+Success is the one unpardonable crime. [Renewed laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>It is true, when a man has so far acknowledged his participation in the
+common frailty as to die, then men begin to condone his faults; and by
+the time he is dead one or two hundred years they find him quite
+tolerable. An eminent ecclesiastic in the Anglican Church recently
+pronounced the greatest of the Puritans, Oliver Cromwell, "the most
+righteous ruler England ever had." A man who is dead is out of the way.
+We live in the home which he built, and are not disturbed by the chips
+and sawdust and noise, and perhaps the casualties and mistakes, which
+attended its building. I will offer a definition (without charge) to the
+editors of the magnificent "Century Dictionary": "Saint&mdash;a man with
+convictions, who has been dead a hundred years; canonized now,
+cannonaded then." [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>We are building monuments now to the Abolitionists. It is quite possible
+that when a hundred winters shall have shed their snows upon the lonely
+grave at North Elba, the Old Dominion will take pride in the fact that
+she for a little while gave a home to the latest&mdash;I trust not the
+last&mdash;of the Puritans; and the traveller, in 1959, as he goes through
+Harper's Ferry, may see upon the site of the old engine-house, looking
+out upon the regenerate Commonwealth, cunningly graven in bronze, copied
+perhaps from the bust in your own Union League, the undaunted features
+of John Brown. [Applause.] And the South that is to be, standing
+uncovered beside the grave of the Union soldier, will say: "It was for
+us, too, that he died," and will render beside the tomb in the capital
+city of Illinois a reverence akin to that which she pays amid the shades
+of Mount Vernon. [Great applause.]</p>
+
+<p>The Czar of to-day honors the memory of John Howard<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1209" id="Page_1209">[Pg 1209]</a></span> (who died a hundred
+years ago next January), and offers 15,000 roubles for an essay on his
+life; but when George Kennan, following in the steps of Howard, draws
+back the curtain and shows the shuddering horrors in the prisons of
+Siberia, the Czar would willingly offer much more than 15,000 roubles
+for a successful essay upon his life. John Howard sleeps in innocuous
+silence at Kherson; George Kennan speaks through the everywhere-present
+press to the court of last appeal, the civilized world. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>There was not much money, there was not much popularity then, in being a
+Puritan, in being a Pilgrim; there is not much profit, there is not much
+applause, in being to-day a son of the Puritans, in standing as they did
+for great ideas and convictions, for liberty and righteousness, in
+holding the same relation to our age that they held to theirs. But let
+us be satisfied if, through unpopularity and loneliness and obloquy, we
+shall have done our duty as they did theirs, and let us hope that when
+another hundred years have passed, and when the ideal of to-day has
+become the commonplace of to-morrow, another generation may write over
+your grave and mine, "A Son of the Puritans."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1210" id="Page_1210">[Pg 1210]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>DANIEL WEBSTER</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE CONSTITUTION AND THE UNION</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Daniel Webster at the dinner of the New England Society
+in the City of New York, December 23, 1850. The early published
+form of this address is very rare. It bears the following
+title-page: "Speech of Mr. Webster at the Celebration of the New
+York New England Society, December 23, 1850. Washington: printed by
+Gideon &amp; Co., 1851." The presiding officer of the celebration,
+Moses H. Grinnell, asked attention of the company to a toast not on
+the catalogue. He gave, "The Constitution and the Union, and their
+Chief Defender." This sentiment was received with great applause,
+which became most tumultuous when Mr. Webster rose to respond.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President, and Gentlemen of the New York New England
+Society</span>:&mdash;Ye sons of New England! Ye brethren of the kindred tie! I
+have come hither to-night, not without some inconvenience, that I might
+behold a congregation whose faces bear lineaments of a New England
+origin, and whose hearts beat with full New England pulsations.
+[Cheers.] I willingly make the sacrifice. I am here, to meet this
+assembly of the great off-shoot of the Pilgrim Society of Massachusetts,
+the Pilgrim Society of New York. And, gentlemen, I shall begin what I
+have to say, which is but little, by tendering to you my thanks for the
+invitation extended to me, and by wishing you, one and all, every kind
+of happiness and prosperity.</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, this has been a stormy, a cold, a boisterous and inclement
+day. The winds have been harsh, the skies have been severe; and if we
+had no houses over our heads; if we had no shelter against this howling
+and freezing tempest; if we were wan and worn out; if half of us were
+sick and tired, and ready to descend into the grave; if we were on the
+bleak coast of Plymouth, houseless, homeless, with nothing over our
+heads but the Heavens, and that God who sits above the Heavens; if we
+had distressed wives on <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1211" id="Page_1211">[Pg 1211]</a></span>our arms, and hungry and shivering children
+clinging to our skirts, we should see something, and feel something, of
+that scene, which, in the providence of God, was enacted at Plymouth on
+December 22, 1620.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<p><a name="nationalmon" id="nationalmon"></a></p>
+<div class="blockquot"><p class='center'><i>THE NATIONAL MONUMENT TO THE FOREFATHERS</i></p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img1210.jpg" alt="THE NATIONAL MONUMENT TO THE FOREFATHERS" title="THE NATIONAL MONUMENT TO THE FOREFATHERS" /></div>
+<p class='center'><i>Photogravure after a photograph</i></p>
+
+<p>The corner-stone of the National Monument to the Forefathers at
+Plymouth, Mass., was laid August 2, 1859. The monument was
+completed in October, 1888, and dedicated with appropriate
+ceremonies, August 1, 1889. It is built entirely of granite. The
+plan of the principal pedestal is octagonal, with four small, and
+four large faces; from the small faces project four buttresses. On
+the main pedestal stands the heroic figure of Faith, said to be the
+largest and finest piece of granite statuary in the world. The
+sculptor was Joseph Archie, a Spaniard. Upon the four buttresses
+are seated figures emblematical of the principles upon which the
+Pilgrims founded their Commonwealth&mdash;Morality, Education, Law, and
+Freedom. Each was wrought from a solid block of granite. On the
+face of the buttresses, beneath these figures are alto-reliefs in
+marble, representing scenes from Pilgrim history. Upon the four
+faces of the main pedestal are large panels for records. The right
+and left panels contain the names of those who came over in the
+Mayflower. The rear panel is plain, being reserved for an
+inscription at some future day. The front panel is inscribed as
+follows: "National Monument to the Forefathers. Erected by a
+grateful people in remembrance of their labors, sacrifices and
+sufferings for the cause of civil and religious liberty."<br /><br /></p></div>
+
+
+<p>Thanks to Almighty God, who from that distressed, early condition of our
+fathers, has raised us to a height of prosperity and of happiness, which
+they neither enjoyed, nor could have anticipated! We have learned much
+of them; they could have foreseen little of us. Would to God, my
+friends, would to God, that when we carry our affections and our
+recollections back to that period, we could arm ourselves with something
+of the stern virtues which supported them, in that hour of peril, and
+exposure, and suffering. Would to God that we possessed that
+unconquerable resolution, stronger than bars of brass or iron, which
+nerved their hearts; that patience, "sovereign o'er transmuted ill,"
+and, above all, that faith, that religious faith, which, with eyes fast
+fixed upon Heaven, tramples all things earthly beneath her triumphant
+feet! [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, the scenes of this world change. What our ancestors saw and
+felt, we shall not see nor feel. What they achieved, it is denied to us
+even to attempt. The severer duties of life, requiring the exercise of
+the stern and unbending virtues, were theirs. They were called upon for
+the exhibition of those austere qualities, which, before they came to
+the Western wilderness, had made them what they were. Things have
+changed. In the progress of society, the fashions, the habits of life,
+and all its conditions, have changed. Their rigid sentiments, and their
+tenets, apparently harsh and exclusive, we are not called on, in every
+respect, to imitate or commend; or rather to imitate, for we should
+commend them always, when we consider that state of society in which
+they had been adopted, and in which they seemed necessary. Our fathers
+had that religious sentiment, that trust in Providence, that
+determination to do right, and to seek, through every degree of toil and
+suffering, the honor of God, and the preservation of their liberties,
+which we shall do well to cherish, to imitate, and to equal, so far as
+God may enable us. It may be true, and it is true, that in the progress
+of society the milder virtues have come to belong more especially to our
+day and our<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1212" id="Page_1212">[Pg 1212]</a></span> condition. The Pilgrims had been great sufferers from
+intolerance; it was not unnatural that their own faith and practice, as
+a consequence, should become somewhat intolerant. This is the common
+infirmity of human nature. Man retaliates on man. It is to be hoped,
+however, that the greater spread of the benignant principles of
+religion, and of the divine charity of Christianity, has, to some
+extent, improved the sentiments which prevailed in the world at that
+time. No doubt the "first comers," as they were called, were attached to
+their own forms of public worship and to their own particular and
+strongly cherished religious sentiments. No doubt they esteemed those
+sentiments, and the observances which they practised, to be absolutely
+binding on all, by the authority of the word of God. It is true, I
+think, in the general advancement of human intelligence, that we find
+what they do not seem to have found, that a greater toleration of
+religious opinion, a more friendly feeling toward all who profess
+reverence for God, and obedience to His commands, is not inconsistent
+with the great and fundamental principles of religion&mdash;I might rather
+say is, itself, one of those fundamental principles. So we see in our
+day, I think, without any departure from the essential principles of our
+fathers, a more enlarged and comprehensive Christian philanthropy. It
+seems to be the American destiny, the mission which God has intrusted to
+us here on this shore of the Atlantic, the great conception and the
+great duty to which we are born, to show that all sects, and all
+denominations, professing reverence for the authority of the Author of
+our being, and belief in His Revelations, may be safely tolerated
+without prejudice either to our religion or to our liberties. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>We are Protestants, generally speaking; but you all know that there
+presides at the head of the Supreme Judicature of the United States a
+Roman Catholic; and no man, I suppose, through the whole United States,
+imagines that the judicature of the country is less safe, that the
+administration of public justice is less respectable or less secure,
+because the Chief Justice of the United States has been, and is, an
+ardent adherent to that religion. And so it is in every department of
+society amongst us. In both Houses of Congress, in all public offices,
+and all public affairs, we proceed<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1213" id="Page_1213">[Pg 1213]</a></span> on the idea that a man's religious
+belief is a matter above human law; that it is a question to be settled
+between him and his Maker, because he is responsible to none but his
+Maker for adopting or rejecting revealed truth. And here is the great
+distinction which is sometimes overlooked, and which I am afraid is now
+too often overlooked, in this land, the glorious inheritance of the sons
+of the Pilgrims. Men, for their religious sentiments, are accountable to
+God, and to God only. Religion is both a communication and a tie between
+man and his Maker; and to his own master every man standeth or falleth.
+But when men come together in society, establish social relations, and
+form governments for the protection of the rights of all, then it is
+indispensable that this right of private judgment should in some measure
+be relinquished and made subservient to the judgment of the whole.
+Religion may exist while every man is left responsible only to God.
+Society, civil rule, the civil state, cannot exist, while every man is
+responsible to nobody and to nothing but to his own opinion. And our New
+England ancestors understood all this quite well. Gentlemen, there is
+the "Constitution" which was adopted on board the Mayflower in November,
+1620, while that bark of immortal memory was riding at anchor in the
+harbor of Cape Cod. What is it? Its authors honored God; they professed
+to obey all His commandments, and to live ever and in all things in His
+obedience. But they say, nevertheless, that for the establishment of a
+civil polity, for the greater security and preservation of their civil
+rights and liberties, they agree that the laws and ordinances, and I am
+glad they put in the word "constitutions," invoking the name of the
+Deity on their resolution; they say, that these laws and ordinances, and
+constitutions, which may be established by those they should appoint to
+enact them, they, in all due submission and obedience, will support.</p>
+
+<p>This constitution is not long. I will read it. It invokes a religious
+sanction and the authority of God on their civil obligations; for it was
+no doctrine of theirs that civil obedience was a mere matter of
+expediency. Here it is:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"In the name of God, Amen: We whose names are underwritten, the
+loyal subjects of our dread Sovereign Lord, King James, by the
+Grace of God, of Great Britain, France, and Ireland, King, and
+De<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1214" id="Page_1214">[Pg 1214]</a></span>fender of the Faith, etc., having undertaken, for the glory of
+God and advancement of the Christian faith, and honor of our King
+and country, a voyage to plant the first colony in the heathen
+parts of Virginia, do by these presents solemnly and mutually, in
+the presence of God and of one another, covenant and combine
+ourselves together into a civil body politic, for our better
+ordering and preservation, and furtherance of the ends aforesaid,
+and by virtue hereof to enact, constitute, and frame such just and
+equal laws, ordinances, acts, constitutions, and offices, from time
+to time, as shall be thought most meet and convenient for the
+general good of the colony; unto which we promise all due
+submission and obedience."</p></div>
+
+<p>The right of private judgment in matters between the Creator and
+himself, and submission and obedience to the will of the whole, upon
+whatsoever respects civil polity and the administration of such affairs
+as concerned the colony about to be established, they regarded as
+entirely consistent; and the common sense of mankind, lettered and
+unlettered, everywhere establishes and confirms this sentiment. Indeed,
+all must see, that it is the very ligament, the very tie, which connects
+man to man, in the social system; and these sentiments are embodied in
+that constitution. Gentlemen, discourse on this topic might be enlarged,
+but I pass from it.</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, we are now two hundred and thirty years from that great
+event. There is the Mayflower [pointing to a small figure of a ship, in
+the form of confectionery, that stood before him]. There is a little
+resemblance, but a correct one, of the Mayflower. Sons of New England!
+there was in ancient times a ship that carried Jason to the acquisition
+of the Golden Fleece. There was a flag-ship at the battle of Actium
+which made Augustus C&aelig;sar master of the world. In modern times, there
+have been flag-ships which have carried Hawkes, and Howe, and Nelson on
+the other continent, and Hull, and Decatur, and Stewart, on this, to
+triumph. What are they all; what are they all, in the chance of
+remembrance among men, to that little bark, the Mayflower, which reached
+these shores on December 22, 1620. Yes, brethren of New England, yes!
+that Mayflower was a flower destined to be of perpetual bloom! [Cheers.]
+Its verdure will stand the sultry blasts of summer, and the chilling
+winds of autumn. It will defy winter; it will defy all climate, and all
+time, and will continue to spread its petals<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1215" id="Page_1215">[Pg 1215]</a></span> to the world, and to
+exhale an ever-living odor and fragrance to the last syllable of
+recorded time. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, brethren, ye of New England! whom I have come some hundreds
+of miles to meet this night, let me present to you one of the most
+distinguished of those personages who came hither on the deck of the
+Mayflower. Let me fancy that I now see Elder William Brewster entering
+the door at the further end of this hall. A tall and erect figure, of
+plain dress, of no elegance of manner beyond a respectful bow, mild and
+cheerful, but of no merriment that reaches beyond a smile. Let me
+suppose that his image stood now before us, or that it was looking in
+upon this assembly.</p>
+
+<p>"Are ye, are ye," he would say, with a voice of exultation, and yet
+softened with melancholy, "Are ye our children? Does this scene of
+refinement, of elegance, of riches, of luxury, does all this come from
+our labors? Is this magnificent city, the like of which we never saw nor
+heard of on either continent, is this but an offshoot from Plymouth
+Rock?</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"'... Quis jam locus ...</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Qu&aelig; regio in terris nostri non plena laboris?'</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>"Is this one part of the great reward, for which my brethren and myself
+endured lives of toil and of hardship? We had faith and hope. God
+granted us the spirit to look forward, and we did look forward. But this
+scene we never anticipated. Our hopes were on another life. Of earthly
+gratifications we tasted little; for human honors we had little
+expectation. Our bones lie on the hill in Plymouth churchyard, obscure,
+unmarked, secreted to preserve our graves from the knowledge of savage
+foes. No stone tells where we lie. And yet, let me say to you, who are
+our descendants, who possess this glorious country, and all it contains,
+who enjoy this hour of prosperity, and the thousand blessings showered
+upon it by the God of your fathers, we envy you not; we reproach you
+not. Be rich, be prosperous, be enlightened. Live in pleasure, if such
+be your allotment on earth; but live, also, always to God and to duty.
+Spread yourselves and your children over the continent; accomplish the
+whole of your great destiny; and if so be, that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1216" id="Page_1216">[Pg 1216]</a></span> through the whole you
+carry Puritan hearts with you; if you still cherish an undying love of
+civil and religious liberty, and mean to enjoy them yourselves, and are
+willing to shed your heart's blood to transmit them to your posterity,
+then are you worthy descendants of Carver and Allerton and Bradford, and
+the rest of those who landed from stormy seas on the rock of Plymouth."
+[Loud and prolonged cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, that little vessel, on December 22, 1620, made her safe
+landing on the shore of Plymouth. She had been tossed on a tempestuous
+ocean; she approached the New England coast under circumstances of great
+distress and trouble; yet amidst all the disasters of her voyage, she
+accomplished her end, and she placed the feet of a hundred precious
+souls on the shore of the New World.</p>
+
+<p>Gentlemen, let her be considered this night as an emblem of New England,
+as New England now is. New England is a ship, stanch, strong,
+well-built, and particularly well-manned. She may be occasionally thrown
+into the trough of the sea, by the violence of winds and waves, and may
+wallow there for a time; but, depend upon it, she will right herself.
+She will, ere long, come round to the wind, and will obey her helm.
+[Cheers and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>We have hardly begun, my brethren, to realize the vast importance, on
+human society, and on the history and happiness of the world, of the
+voyage of that little vessel which brought the love of civil and
+religious liberty hither, and the Bible, the Word of God, for the
+instruction of the future generations of men. We have hardly begun to
+realize the consequences of that voyage. Heretofore the extension of our
+race, following our New England ancestry, has crept along the shore. But
+now the race has extended. It has crossed the continent. It has not only
+transcended the Alleghany, but has capped the Rocky Mountains. It is now
+upon the shores of the Pacific; and on this day, or if not on this day,
+then this day twelvemonth, descendants of New England will there
+celebrate the landing&mdash;[A Voice: "To-day; they celebrate to-day."]</p>
+
+<p>God bless them! Here's to the health and success of the California
+Society of Pilgrims assembled on the shores of the Pacific. [Prolonged
+applause.] And it shall yet go<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1217" id="Page_1217">[Pg 1217]</a></span> hard, if the three hundred millions of
+people of China&mdash;if they are intelligent enough to understand
+anything&mdash;shall not one day hear and know something of the Rock of
+Plymouth too! [Laughter and cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>But, gentlemen, I am trespassing too long on your time. [Cries of "No,
+no! Go on!"] I am taking too much of what belongs to others. My voice is
+neither a new voice, nor is it the voice of a young man. It has been
+heard before in this place, and the most that I have thought or felt
+concerning New England history and New England principles, has been
+before, in the course of my life, said here or elsewhere.</p>
+
+<p>Your sentiment, Mr. President, which called me up before this meeting,
+is of a larger and more comprehensive nature. It speaks of the
+Constitution under which we live; of the Union, which for sixty years
+has been over us, and made us associates, fellow-citizens of those who
+settled at Yorktown and the mouth of the Mississippi and their
+descendants, and now, at last, of those who have come from all corners
+of the earth and assembled in California. I confess I have had my doubts
+whether the republican system under which we live could be so vastly
+extended without danger of dissolution. Thus far, I willingly admit, my
+apprehensions have not been realized. The distance is immense; the
+intervening country is vast. But the principle on which our Government
+is established, the representative system, seems to be indefinitely
+expansive; and wherever it does extend, it seems to create a strong
+attachment to the Union and the Constitution that protects it. I believe
+California and New Mexico have had new life inspired into all their
+people. They consider themselves subjects of a new being, a new
+creation, a new existence. They are not the men they thought themselves
+to be, now that they find they are members of this great Government, and
+hailed as citizens of the United States of America. I hope, in the
+providence of God, as this system of States and representative
+governments shall extend, that it will be strengthened. In some respects
+the tendency is to strengthen it. Local agitations will disturb it less.
+If there has been on the Atlantic coast, somewhere south of the
+Potomac&mdash;and I will not define further where it is&mdash;if there has been
+dissatisfaction, that dissatisfaction<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1218" id="Page_1218">[Pg 1218]</a></span> has not been felt in California;
+it has not been felt that side the Rocky Mountains. It is a localism,
+and I am one of those who believe that our system of government is not
+to be destroyed by localisms, North or South! [Cheers.] No; we have our
+private opinions, State prejudices, local ideas; but over all,
+submerging all, drowning all, is that great sentiment, that always, and
+nevertheless, we are all Americans. It is as Americans that we are
+known, the whole world over. Who asks what State you are from, in
+Europe, or in Africa, or in Asia? Is he an American&mdash;is he of us? Does
+he belong to the flag of the country? Does that flag protect him? Does
+he rest under the eagle and the Stars and Stripes? If he does, if he is,
+all else is subordinate and worthy of little concern. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>Now it is our duty, while we live on the earth, to cherish this
+sentiment, to make it prevail over the whole country, even if that
+country should spread over the whole continent. It is our duty to carry
+English principles&mdash;I mean, sir [said Mr. Webster turning to Sir Henry
+Bulwer], Anglo-Saxon American principles, over the whole continent&mdash;the
+great principles of Magna Charta, of the English revolution, and
+especially of the American Revolution, and of the English language. Our
+children will hear Shakespeare and Milton recited on the shores of the
+Pacific. Nay, before that, American ideas, which are essentially and
+originally English ideas, will penetrate the Mexican&mdash;the Spanish mind;
+and Mexicans and Spaniards will thank God that they have been brought to
+know something of civil liberty, of the trial by jury, and of security
+for personal rights.</p>
+
+<p>As for the rest, let us take courage. The day-spring from on high has
+visited us; the country has been called back, to conscience and to duty.
+There is no longer imminent danger of dissolution in these United
+States. [Loud and repeated cheers.] We shall live, and not die. We shall
+live as united Americans; and those who have supposed that they could
+sever us, that they could rend one American heart from another, and that
+speculation and hypothesis, that secession and metaphysics, could tear
+us asunder, will find themselves dreadfully mistaken. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>Let the mind of the sober American people remain sober. Let it not
+inflame itself. Let it do justice to all. And the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1219" id="Page_1219">[Pg 1219]</a></span> truest course, and
+the surest course, to disappoint those who meditate disunion, is just to
+leave them to themselves, and see what they can make of it. No,
+gentlemen; the time for meditated secession is past. Americans, North
+and South, will be hereafter more and more united. There is a sternness
+and severity in the public mind lately aroused. I believe that, North
+and South, there has been, in the last year, a renovation of public
+sentiment, an animated revival of the spirit of Union, and, more than
+all, of attachment to the Constitution, regarding it as indispensably
+necessary; and if we would preserve our nationality, it is indispensable
+that the spirit of devotion should be still more largely increased. And
+who doubts it? If we give up that Constitution, what are we? You are a
+Manhattan man; I am a Boston man. Another is a Connecticut, and another
+a Rhode Island man. Is it not a great deal better, standing hand to
+hand, and clasping hands, that we should remain as we have been for
+sixty years&mdash;citizens of the same country, members of the same
+Government, united all&mdash;united now and united forever? That we shall be,
+gentlemen. There have been difficulties, contentions, controversies&mdash;angry
+controversies; but I tell you that, in my judgment,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 12em;">"those opposed eyes,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Which, like the meteors of a troubled heaven,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">All of one nature, of one substance bred,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Did lately meet in th' intestine shock,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Shall now, in mutual well-beseeming ranks,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">March all one way."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>[Mr. Webster, on closing, was greeted with the most hearty, prolonged,
+and tumultuous applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1220" id="Page_1220">[Pg 1220]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>JOSEPH WHEELER</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE AMERICAN SOLDIER</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Joseph Wheeler prepared for the tenth annual banquet of
+the Confederate Veteran Camp of New York, New York City, January
+19, 1898. Edward Owen, Commander of the Camp, presided. As General
+Wheeler was ill and unable to attend the banquet, his speech was
+read by J. E. Graybill.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p>History has many heroes whose martial renown has fired the world, whose
+daring and wonderful exploits have altered the boundaries of nations and
+changed the very face of the earth. To say nothing of the warriors of
+biblical history and Homeric verse, as the ages march along every great
+nation leaves us the glorious memory of some unique character, such as
+Alexander, Hannibal, C&aelig;sar. Even the wild hordes of northern Europe and
+the barbaric nations of the East had their grand military leaders whose
+names will ever live on history's pages, to be eclipsed only by that of
+Napoleon, the man of destiny, who, as a military genius, stands alone
+and unrivalled: "Grand, gloomy, peculiar, he sat upon the throne, a
+sceptred hermit, wrapped in the solitude of his awful originality."</p>
+
+<p>The medi&aelig;val ages gave us noble examples of devotedness and chivalry;
+but it belonged to the American Republic, founded and defended by
+Freedom's sons, to give to the world the noblest type of warrior; men in
+whom martial renown went hand in hand with the noblest of virtues, men
+who united in their own characters the highest military genius with the
+loftiest patriotism, the most daring courage with the gentlest courtesy,
+the most obstinate endurance with the utmost self-sacrifice, the genius
+of a C&aelig;sar with the courage and purity of a Bayard.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1221" id="Page_1221">[Pg 1221]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Patriotism and love of liberty, the most ennobling motives that can fire
+the heart of man, expanding and thriving in the atmosphere of free
+America, added a refining touch to the martial enthusiasm of our
+forefathers and elevated the character of the American soldier to a
+standard never attained by fighting men of any other age or nation.</p>
+
+<p>To recall their names and recount their deeds would lead me far beyond
+the time and space allotted. Volumes would never do justice to the
+valorous achievements of George Washington and his compeers, the boys of
+'76&mdash;of the heroes of 1812 and of 1848; of the men in blue who fought
+under Grant, Sherman, Sheridan, Thomas, and Farragut; of the men in gray
+who followed the lead of Johnston, Jackson, and Lee from 1861 to 1865;
+of the intrepid band that sailed with Dewey into Manila Bay, or of the
+small but heroic army of 1898 that fought at Las Guasimas, El Caney, and
+San Juan, and left the Stars and Stripes floating in triumph over the
+last stronghold of Spain in the New World.</p>
+
+<p>But above the grand heroic names immortalized by historian and poet
+shines with an undimmed lustre, all its own, the immortal name of Robert
+Edmund Lee.&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Ah, Muse! You dare not claim</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">A nobler man than he&mdash;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Nor nobler man hath less of blame,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Nor blameless man hath purer name,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Nor purer name hath grander fame,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Nor fame&mdash;another Lee."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>The late Benjamin H. Hill, of Georgia, in an address delivered at the
+time of General Lee's death, thus beautifully describes his character:
+"He was a foe without hate; a friend without treachery; a soldier
+without cruelty; a victor without oppression, and a victim without
+murmuring. He was a public officer without vices; a private citizen
+without wrong; a neighbor without reproach; a Christian without
+hypocrisy, and a man without guile. He was C&aelig;sar without his ambition;
+Frederick without his tyranny; Napoleon without his selfishness, and
+Washington without his reward. He was as obedient to authority as a
+servant, and royal in authority as a true king. He was gentle as a woman
+in life, and modest and pure as a virgin in thought; watch<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1222" id="Page_1222">[Pg 1222]</a></span>ful as a
+Roman vestal in duty; submissive to law as Socrates, and grand in battle
+as Achilles!"</p>
+
+<p>Forty-four years ago last June, I found myself in the presence of
+Colonel Lee, who was then Superintendent of the Military Academy at West
+Point. I have never in all my life seen another form or face which so
+impressed me, as embodying dignity, modesty, kindness, and all the
+characteristics which indicate purity and nobility. While he was then
+only a captain and brevet-colonel, he was so highly regarded by the Army
+that it was generally conceded that he was the proper officer to succeed
+General Scott.</p>
+
+<p>His wonderful career as leader of the Army of Northern Virginia, as its
+commander, is so familiar to all of you that any comment would seem to
+be unnecessary. But to give some of the younger generation an idea of
+the magnitude of the struggle in which General Lee was the central and
+leading figure, I will call attention to the fact that in the battles of
+the Wilderness and Spottsylvania (which really should be called one
+battle), the killed and wounded in General Grant's army by the army
+under General Lee, was far greater than the aggregate killed and wounded
+in all the battles of all the wars fought by the English-speaking people
+on this continent since the discovery of America by Columbus.</p>
+
+<p>To be more explicit: take the killed and wounded in all the battles of
+the French and Indian War, take the aggregate killed and wounded in the
+Revolutionary War, take the aggregate killed and wounded in the War of
+1812, take the aggregate killed and wounded in the Mexican War, take the
+aggregate killed and wounded in all our wars with the Indians, and they
+amount to less than the killed and wounded in Grant's army in the
+struggle from the Wilderness to Spottsylvania.</p>
+
+<p>In order further to appreciate the magnitude of the struggle, let us
+make a comparison between the losses in some of the great battles of our
+Civil War, and those of some of the most famous battles of modern
+Europe. The official reports give the following as the losses in killed
+and wounded of the Federal Army in seven, out of nearly a thousand
+severely contested struggles during the four years' of war: Seven Days
+fight, 9,291; Antietam, 11,426; Murfreesboro,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1223" id="Page_1223">[Pg 1223]</a></span> 8,778; Gettysburg,
+16,426; Chickamauga, 10,906; Wilderness and Spottsylvania, 24,481.</p>
+
+<p>In the Battle of Marengo, the French lost in killed and wounded, 4,700,
+the Austrians, 6,475. In the Battle of Hohenlinden, the French loss in
+killed and wounded was 2,200, the Austrian loss was 5,000; at Austerlitz
+the French loss was 9,000; at Waterloo, Wellington lost 9,061 in killed
+and wounded, Blucher lost 5,613, making the total loss of the Allies,
+14,674.</p>
+
+<p>I mention these facts because such sanguinary conflicts as those of our
+Civil War could only have occurred when the soldiers of both contending
+armies were men of superb determination and courage. Such unquestioned
+prowess as this should be gratifying to all Americans, showing to the
+world as they did that the intrepid fortitude and courage of Americans
+have excelled that of any other people upon the earth. And as the world
+will extol the exhibition of these qualities by the soldiers that fought
+under Grant, the historian will find words inadequate to express his
+admiration of the superb heroism of the soldiers led by the intrepid
+Lee. Meeting a thoroughly organized, and trebly equipped and appointed
+army, they successfully grappled in deadly conflict with these
+tremendous odds, while civilization viewed with amazement this climax of
+unparalleled and unequal chivalry, surpassing in grandeur of action
+anything heretofore portrayed either in story or in song. Whence came
+these qualities? They were the product of Southern chivalry, which two
+centuries had finally perfected. A chivalry which esteemed stainless
+honor as a priceless gem, and a knighthood which sought combat for
+honor's sake, generously yielding to an antagonist all possible
+advantage; the chivalry which taught Southern youth to esteem life as
+nothing when honor was at stake, a chivalry which taught that the
+highest, noblest, and most exalted privilege of man was the defence of
+woman, family, and country. It was this Southern chivalry that formed
+such men as Lee and Stonewall Jackson; they were the central leading
+figures, but they were only prototypes of the soldiers whom they led.</p>
+
+<p>It is this character of men who meet in banquet to-night to honor the
+name they revere and the noble life they seek to emulate. I say, God
+bless you all, the whole world<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1224" id="Page_1224">[Pg 1224]</a></span> breathes blessings upon you. Among the
+foremost in these sentiments are the brave soldiers against whom you
+were once arrayed in battle, and they, together with seventy million
+Americans know that in future perils to our country, you and your
+children will be foremost in the battle-line of duty, proud of the
+privilege of defending the glory, honor, and prestige of our country,
+presenting under the folds of our national ensign an unbroken phalanx of
+united hearts&mdash;an impregnable bulwark of defence against any power that
+may arise against us.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1225" id="Page_1225">[Pg 1225]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>EDWIN PERCY WHIPPLE</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>CHINA EMERGING FROM HER ISOLATION</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Edwin P. Whipple at the banquet given by the City of
+Boston, August 21, 1868, to the Hon. Anson Burlingame, Envoy
+Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary from China, and his
+associates, Chih Ta-jin and Sun Ta-jin, of the Chinese Embassy to
+the United States and the European powers. Mr. Whipple responded to
+the toast, "The Press."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Mayor</span>:&mdash;One cannot attempt to respond here for the Press,
+without being reminded that the Press and the Chinese Embassy have been
+on singularly good terms from the start. To record the progress, applaud
+the object, extend the influence, and cordially eulogize the members of
+that Embassy, have been for months no inconsiderable part of the
+business of all newspapers; and if China anticipated us, by some five
+hundred years, in the invention of printing, our Chinese guests will
+still admit that, in the minute account we have given both of what they
+have, and of what they have not, said and done, since they arrived in
+the country, we have carried the invention to a perfection of which they
+never dreamed&mdash;having not only invented printing, but invented a great
+deal of what we print.</p>
+
+<p>But, apart from the rich material they have furnished the press in the
+way of news, there is something strangely alluring and inspiring to the
+editorial imagination in the comprehensive purpose which has prompted
+their mission to the civilized nations of the West. That purpose is
+doubly peaceful, for it includes a two-fold commerce of material
+products and of immaterial ideas. Probably the vastest conception which
+ever entered into the mind of a conqueror was that which was profoundly
+meditated, and, in its initial<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1226" id="Page_1226">[Pg 1226]</a></span> steps, practically carried out, by
+Alexander the Great. He was engaged in a clearly defined project of
+assimilating the populations of Europe and Asia, when, at the early age
+of thirty-three, he was killed&mdash;I tremble to state it here&mdash;by a too
+eager indulgence in an altogether too munificent public dinner!
+Alexander's weapon was force, but it was at least the force of genius,
+and it was exerted in the service of a magnificent idea. His successors
+in modern times have but too often availed themselves of force divested
+of all ideas, except the idea of bullying or outwitting the Asiatics in
+a trade.</p>
+
+<p>As to China, this conduct aroused an insurrection of Chinese conceit
+against European conceit. The Chinese were guilty of the offence of
+calling the representatives of the proudest and most supercilious of all
+civilizations, "outside barbarians"; illustrating in this that too
+common conservative weakness of human nature, of holding fixedly to an
+opinion long after the facts which justified it have changed or passed
+away. It certainly cannot be questioned that at a period which, when
+compared with the long date of Chinese annals, may be called recent, we
+were outside barbarians as contrasted with that highly civilized and
+ingenious people. At the time when our European ancestors were squalid,
+swinish, wolfish savages, digging with their hands into the earth for
+roots to allay the pangs of hunger, without arts, letters, or written
+speech, China rejoiced in an old, refined, complicated civilization; was
+rich, populous, enlightened, cultivated, humane; was fertile in savants,
+poets, moralists, metaphysicians, saints; had invented printing,
+gunpowder, the mariner's compass, the Sage's Rule of Life; had, in one
+of her three State religions&mdash;that of Confucius&mdash;presented a code of
+morals never become obsolete; and had, in another of her State
+religions&mdash;that of Buddha&mdash;solemnly professed her allegiance to that
+equality of men, which Buddha taught twenty-four hundred years before
+our Jefferson was born, and had at the same time vigorously grappled
+with that problem of existence which our Emerson finds as insolvable now
+as it was then.</p>
+
+<p>Well, sir, after all this had relatively changed, after the Western
+nations had made their marvellous advances in civilization, they were
+too apt to exhibit to China only their<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1227" id="Page_1227">[Pg 1227]</a></span> barbaric side&mdash;that is, their
+ravenous cupidity backed by their insolent strength. We judge, for
+example, of England by the poetry of Shakespeare, the science of Newton,
+the ethics of Butler, the religion of Taylor, the philanthropy of
+Wilberforce; but what poetry, science, ethics, religion, or philanthropy
+was she accustomed to show in her intercourse with China? Did not John
+Bull, in his rough methods with the Celestial Empire, sometimes
+literally act "like a bull in a China shop"? You remember, sir, that
+"intelligent contraband" who, when asked his opinion of an offending
+white brother, delicately hinted his distrust by replying: "Sar, if I
+was a chicken, and that man was about, I should take care to roost
+high." Well, all that we can say of China is, that for a long time she
+"roosted high"&mdash;withdrew suspiciously into her own civilization to
+escape the rough contact with the harsher side of ours.</p>
+
+<p>But, by a sudden inspiration of almost miraculous confidence, springing
+from a faith in the nobler qualities of our Caucasian civilization, she
+has changed her policy. She has learned that in the language, and on the
+lips, and in the hearts of most members of the English race, there is
+such a word as equity, and at the magic of that word she has nearly
+emerged from her isolation. And, sir, what we see here to-day reminds me
+that, some thirty years ago, Boston confined one of her citizens in a
+lunatic asylum, for the offence of being possessed by a too intensified
+Boston "notion." He had discovered a new and expeditious way of getting
+to China. "All agree," he said, "that the earth revolves daily on its
+own axis. If you desire," he therefore contended, "to go to China, all
+you have to do is to go up in a balloon, wait till China comes round,
+then let off the gas, and drop softly down." Now I will put it to you,
+Mr. Mayor, if you are not bound to release that philosopher from
+confinement, for has not his conception been realized?&mdash;has not China,
+to-day, unmistakably come round to us?</p>
+
+<p>And now, sir, a word as to the distinguished gentleman at the head of
+the Embassy&mdash;a gentleman specially dear to the Press. Judging from the
+eagerness with which the position is sought, I am led to believe that
+the loftiest compliment which can be paid to a human being is, that he
+has once represented Boston in the National House of Repre<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1228" id="Page_1228">[Pg 1228]</a></span>sentatives.
+After such a distinction as that, all other distinctions, however great,
+must still show a sensible decline from political grace. But I trust
+that you will all admit, that next to the honor of representing Boston
+in the House of Representatives comes the honor of representing the vast
+Empire of China in "The Parliament of Man, the Federation of the World."
+Having enjoyed both distinctions, Mr. Burlingame may be better qualified
+than we are to discriminate between the exultant feelings which each is
+calculated to excite in the human breast. But we must remember that the
+population, all brought up on a system of universal education, of the
+Empire he represents, is greater than the combined population of all the
+nations to which he is accredited. Most Bostonians have, or think they
+have, a "mission"; but certainly no other Bostonian ever had such a
+"mission" as he; for it extends all round the planet, makes him the most
+universal Ambassador and Minister Plenipotentiary the world ever saw;
+is, in fact, a "mission" from everybody to everybody, and one by which
+it is proposed that everybody shall be benefited. To doubt its success
+would be to doubt the moral soundness of Christian civilization. It
+implies that Christian doctrines will find no opponents provided that
+Christian nations set a decent example of Christianity. Its virtues
+herald the peaceful triumph of reason over prejudice, of justice over
+force, of humanity over the hatreds of class and race, of the good of
+all over the selfish blindness of each, of the "fraternity" of the great
+Commonwealth of Nations over the insolent "liberty" of any of them to
+despise, oppress, and rob the rest.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1229" id="Page_1229">[Pg 1229]</a></span></p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h4>THE SPHERE OF WOMAN</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Edwin P. Whipple at the "Ladies' Night" banquet of the
+Papyrus Club, Boston, February 15, 1879, in response to a toast in
+his honor as "one whose gentle mind, delicate fancy, keen wit, and
+profound judgment have made for him a high and secure place among
+American authors."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman</span>:&mdash;I suppose that one of the most characteristic
+follies of young men, unmarried, or in the opinion of prudent mammas,
+unmarriageable, is, when they arrive at the age of indiscretion, to
+dogmatize on what they call the appropriate sphere of woman. You
+remember the thundering retort which came, like a box on the ears, to
+one of these philosophers, when he was wisely discoursing vaguely on his
+favorite theme. "And pray, my young sir," asked a stern matron of forty,
+"will you please to tell us what is the appropriate sphere of woman?"
+Thus confronted, he only babbled in reply, "A celestial sphere, madam!"
+But the force of this compliment is now abated; for the persons who
+above all others are dignified with the title of "Celestials" are the
+Chinese; and these the Congress of the United States seems determined to
+banish from our soil as unworthy&mdash;not only of the right of citizenship
+and the right of suffrage, but the right of residing in our democratic
+republic. Accordingly, we must find some more appropriate sphere for
+women than the Celestial. Nobody, I take it, however bitterly he may be
+opposed to what are called the rights of women, objects to their
+residing in this country, or to their coming here in vast numbers.
+[Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Do you remember to what circumstance Chicago owed its fame? When the
+spot where a great city now looks out on Lake Michigan was the
+habitation of a small number of men only, a steamboat was seen in the
+distance, and the report was that it contained a cargo of women, who
+were coming to the desolate place for the purpose of being married to
+the forlorn men. Every bachelor hastened to the pier, with a telescope
+in one hand and a speaking-trumpet in the other. By the aid of the
+telescope each lover selected his mate, and by the aid of the
+speaking-trumpet each lover made his proposals. In honor of the women
+who made the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1230" id="Page_1230">[Pg 1230]</a></span> venturesome voyage, the infant city was named "She-Cargo."
+[Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Therefore, there is no possibility of a doubt that there is no objection
+to women as residents of this country. The only thing to be considered
+is, whether or not they shall have the right of voting. I think nobody
+present here this evening has conceit enough to suppose that he is more
+competent to give an intelligent vote on any public question than the
+intelligent ladies who have done the Club the honor to be present on
+this occasion. The privilege of voting is simply an opportunity, by
+which certain persons legally qualified are allowed to exercise power.
+The formal power is so subdivided that each legally qualified person
+exercises but little. But where meanwhile is the substance of power?
+Certainly in the woman of the household as well as in the man. Indeed, I
+recollect that when an objection was raised that to give the right of
+suffrage to women would create endless quarrels between husband and
+wife, a married woman curtly replied that the wives would see to it that
+no such disturbance should really take place. [Applause.] And, as the
+question now stands, I pity the man who is so fortunate to be married to
+a noble woman, coming home to meet her reproachful glance, when he has
+deposited in the ballot-box a vote for a measure which is base and for a
+candidate who is equally base. Then, in his humiliation before that
+rebuking eye, he must feel that in her is the substance of power, and in
+him only the formal expression of power. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>But we have the good fortune to-night to have at the table many women of
+letters, who have in an eminent degree exercised the substance of power,
+inasmuch as they have domesticated themselves at thousands of firesides
+where their faces have never been seen. Their brain-children have been
+welcomed and adopted by fathers and mothers, by brothers and sisters, as
+members of the family; and their sayings and doings are quoted as though
+they were "blood" relations. Two instances recur to my memory. In
+lecturing in various portions of the country, I have often been a guest
+in private houses. On one occasion I happened to mention Mrs. Whitney as
+a lady I had often met; and, instantly, old and young crowded round,
+pouring in a storm<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1231" id="Page_1231">[Pg 1231]</a></span> of questions, demanding to know where the author of
+"Faith Gartney" lived, how she looked, and was she so delightful in
+society as she was in her books. On another occasion, my importance in a
+large family was raised immensely when a chance remark indicated that I
+numbered Miss Alcott among my friends. All the little men and all the
+little women of the household, all the old men and all the old ladies,
+rallied round me, in order that I might tell them all I knew of the
+author of "Little Women" and "Little Men." [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Now these are only two examples of the substance of power which
+cultivated women already possess. That such women, and all women, can
+obtain the formal power of voting at elections is, in the end, sure, if
+they really wish to exercise that power; and that the power is withheld
+from them is not due to the opposition of men, but is due to the fact
+that they are not, by an overwhelming majority, in favor of it
+themselves. When the champions of woman's rights get this majority on
+their side, I have a profound pity for the men who venture to oppose it.
+[Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1232" id="Page_1232">[Pg 1232]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>ANDREW DICKSON WHITE</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>COMMERCE AND DIPLOMACY</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Andrew D. White at the 111th annual dinner of the New
+York Chamber of Commerce, May 13, 1879. The President of the
+Chamber, Samuel D. Babcock, introduced Mr. White as follows: "The
+next toast is 'Commerce and Diplomacy&mdash;twin guardians of the
+world&mdash;Peace and Prosperity.' [Applause.] The gentleman who is to
+respond to the toast is one who is about to represent our country
+at the Court of Berlin. I am quite sure there is not a man present
+who does not feel that a more creditable representative of the
+people of the United States could not be sent abroad. [Applause.] I
+hope, gentlemen, you will receive him with all the honors."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;Speaking in this place and at this
+time I am seriously embarrassed; for when charges have been made upon
+the American people on account of municipal mismanagement in this city,
+now happily past, we have constantly heard the statement made that
+American institutions are not responsible for it; that New York is not
+an American city. [Applause.] I must confess that when very hard pressed
+I have myself taken refuge in this statement.</p>
+
+<p>But now it comes back to plague me, for on looking over the general
+instructions furnished me by the State Department I find it laid down
+that American Ministers on the way to their posts are strictly forbidden
+to make speeches in any foreign city, save in the country to which they
+are accredited. You will pardon me, then, if I proceed very slowly and
+cautiously in discussing the sentiment allotted to me.</p>
+
+<p>No one, I think, will dispute the statement that commerce has become a
+leading agency among men in the maintenance of peace. [Applause.]
+Commercial interests have become<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1233" id="Page_1233">[Pg 1233]</a></span> so vast that they embrace all the
+world, and so minute that they permeate every hamlet of every nation.
+War interferes with these interests and thwarts them. Hence commerce
+more and more tends to make war difficult. [Applause.] As to the fact
+then, involved in your toast, it needs no argument in its support. We
+all concede it. Were we to erect a statue of Commerce in the midst of
+this great commercial metropolis, we should doubtless place in her hand,
+as an emblem, a ship-like shuttle and represent her as weaving a web
+between the great nations of the earth tending every day to fasten them
+more securely and more permanently in lasting peace. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Nor, I think, will the other part of the sentiment be disputed by any
+thoughtful person. Of course much may be said upon the solemn nothings
+which have occupied diplomatists; much historic truth may be adduced to
+show that diplomats have often proved to be what Carlyle calls "solemnly
+constituted impostors." But after all, I think no one can look over the
+history of mankind without feeling that it was a vast step when four
+centuries ago the great modern powers began to maintain resident
+representatives at the centres of government; and from that day to this
+these men have proved themselves, with all their weaknesses, worth far
+more than all their cost in warding off or mitigating the horrors of
+war, and in increasing the facilities of commerce. Not long since I made
+a pilgrimage to that quaint town hall in that old German city of
+Munster, where was signed the Treaty of Westphalia. There I saw the same
+long table, the same old seats, where once sat the representatives of
+the various powers who in 1648 made the treaty which not only ended the
+Thirty Years' War, the most dreadful struggle of modern times&mdash;but which
+has forever put an end to wars of religion.</p>
+
+<p>I have stood in the midst of grand cathedrals and solemn services, but
+never have I sat in any room or in any presence with a greater feeling
+of awe than in that old hall where the diplomatists of Europe signed
+that world-renowned treaty so fruitful in blessing not only to Germany,
+but to all mankind. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>We shall all doubtless concede then that on the whole it is best to have
+a diplomatic body, that if it only once in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1234" id="Page_1234">[Pg 1234]</a></span> ten, or twenty, or one
+hundred years, prevents serious misunderstanding between nations, it
+will far more than repay its cost. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>But the point to which I wish to call your attention, in what little I
+have to say this evening, is this: That this idea of the value of
+commerce and diplomacy in maintaining peace has by no means always been
+held as fully as now, nor are commerce and diplomacy and all they
+represent at this moment out of danger. Two hundred years ago a really
+great practical statesman in France [Colbert], by crude legislation in
+behalf, as he thought, of manufactures and commerce, brought his country
+into wars which at last led her to ruin. The history of the colonial
+policy of England also is fruitful in mistaken legislation on
+commercial, political, and social questions, which have produced the
+most terrible evils. Indeed, in all nations we have constantly to lament
+the short-sighted policies, ill-considered constitutions, crude
+legislation, which have dealt fearful blows to the interests of
+commerce, of diplomacy, of political and social life, and of peace.</p>
+
+<p>Nor has our own country been free from these; in our general government
+and in all our forty legislatures, there are measures frequently
+proposed striking at commercial interests, at financial interests, at
+vested rights, to say nothing of great political and social interests,
+which, though often thwarted by the common sense of the people, are
+sometimes too successful. At this very moment the news comes to us that
+a slight majority, led by arrant demagogues, have fastened upon the
+great Empire State of the Pacific a crude, ill-digested constitution,
+which while it doubtless contains some good features, embodies some of
+the most primitive and pernicious notions regarding commerce and
+manufactures and the whole political and social fabric of that
+Commonwealth. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>So, too, in regard to diplomacy, there is constant danger and loss from
+this same crudeness in political thinking. A year or two since, in the
+Congress of the United States, efforts were put forth virtually to
+cripple the diplomatic service; but what was far worse, to cripple the
+whole Consular system of the United States. Although the Consular
+service of our country more than pays for itself directly, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1235" id="Page_1235">[Pg 1235]</a></span> pays for
+itself a thousand times over indirectly; although its labors are
+constantly directed to increasing commerce, to finding new markets, to
+sending home valuable information regarding foreign industries, to
+enlarging the foreign field for our own manufactures, and, although the
+question involved not only financial questions of the highest
+importance, but the honor of the country, the matter was argued by many
+of our legislators in a way which would have done discredit to a class
+of college sophomores. I am glad to say that the best men of both
+parties at Washington at last rallied against this monstrous legislation
+and that among them were some representing both parties of the State and
+City of New York. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>The injury wrought upon this country in its national Legislature and in
+its multitude of State Legislatures by want of knowledge is simply
+enormous. No one who knows anything of the history of the legislation of
+any State will dispute this for a moment. The question now arises, is
+such a state of things necessarily connected with a Republican
+government? To this I answer decidedly, no. The next question is, is
+there any practical means of improving this state of things? To this I
+answer decidedly, yes. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Here comes the practical matter to which I would call your attention.
+Recently, in the presence of some of you, I spoke at length on the
+necessity of training men in the institutions of higher learning in this
+country for the highest duties of citizenship, and especially for
+practical leadership. I cannot here go into details as I was able to do
+in that paper, but I can at least say that if there is anything to which
+a portion of the surplus wealth of men who have been enriched in
+commerce and trade may well be devoted, it is to making provision in our
+institutions of learning for meeting this lack of young men trained in
+history, political and social science, and general jurisprudence&mdash;in
+those studies which fit men to discuss properly and to lead their
+fellow-citizens rightly in the discussion of the main questions relating
+to commerce, to diplomacy, and to various political and social subjects.
+[Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I fully believe that one million dollars distributed between four or
+five of our great institutions of learning for this pur<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1236" id="Page_1236">[Pg 1236]</a></span>pose would
+eventually produce almost a revolution for good in this country, and
+that in a very few years the effect of such endowments would be seen to
+be most powerful and most salutary. Provision on the largest scale
+should be made for the training of young men in political and social
+science, in such institutions as Harvard, Yale, Amherst, Columbia,
+Princeton, Union, Johns Hopkins University, the State Universities of
+Michigan, Wisconsin, Virginia, Minnesota, and California, and I trust
+that you will permit me to add, Cornell. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I do not pretend, of course, that this would supersede practical
+training&mdash;no theoretical training can do this&mdash;but it would give young
+men, at any rate, a knowledge of the best thoughts of the best thinkers,
+on such subjects as taxation, representation, pauperism, crime,
+insanity, and a multitude of similar questions; it would remove the
+spectacle which so often afflicts us in our National and State
+legislatures, of really strong men stumbling under loads of absurdity
+and fallacy, long ago exploded by the best and most earnest thought of
+the world, and it would teach young men to reason wisely and well on
+such subjects, and then, with some practical experience, we should have
+in every State a large number of well-trained men ready to reason
+powerfully and justly, ready to meet at a moment's warning pernicious
+heresies threatening commerce and trade and our best political and
+social interests. Had there been scattered through California during the
+recent canvass for their new constitution, twenty men really fitted to
+show in the press and in the forum the absurdities of that Constitution,
+it would never have been established. [Loud applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Ten thousand dollars to any one of these colleges or universities would
+endow a scholarship or fellowship which would enable some talented
+graduate to pursue advanced studies in this direction. Ten thousand to
+twenty thousand dollars would endow a lectureship which would enable
+such a college or university to call some acknowledged authority on
+political subjects to deliver a valuable course of lectures. Thirty to
+fifty thousand dollars would endow a full professorship&mdash;though I must
+confess that in subjects like this, I prefer lectureships for brief
+terms to life-long professorships&mdash;and at any of these institutions the
+sum of two hundred<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1237" id="Page_1237">[Pg 1237]</a></span> thousand or three hundred thousand dollars, under
+the management of such men as may be found in any one of them, would
+equip nobly a department in which all these subjects may be fully
+treated and fitly presented to young men. Such a department would send
+out into our journalism, into our various professions, and into our
+public affairs, a large number of young men who could not fail to
+improve the political condition of the country, and would do much to
+ward off such dealings with commerce, with currency, with taxation, and
+with the diplomatic and consular service as have cost the world and our
+own nation so dear hitherto. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I can think of no more noble monument which any man of wealth could rear
+to himself than a lectureship or professorship or a department of this
+kind, at one of our greater institutions of learning, where large
+numbers of vigorous and ambitious youths are collected from all parts of
+the country; I do not, of course, say that all of these men would be
+elected to public office; in the larger cities, they perhaps would not,
+at least, at first; in the country, they would be very frequently
+chosen, and they could hardly fail to render excellent service.
+[Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Any man worthy of the name, leaving his country for a long residence
+outside its borders, feels more and more impressed with what is needed
+to improve it. If I were called upon solemnly at this hour to declare my
+conviction as to what can best be done by men blessed with wealth in
+this Republic of ours, I would name this very thing to which I have now
+called your attention. [Applause.] It has been too long deferred; our
+colleges and universities have as a rule only had the means to give a
+general literary and scientific education, with very little instruction
+fitting men directly for public affairs. But the events of the last few
+years show conclusively that we must now begin to prepare the natural
+leaders of the people for the work before them, and by something more
+than a little primary instruction in political economy and the elements
+of history in the last terms of a four years' course. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>The complexity of public affairs is daily becoming greater; more and
+more it is necessary that men be trained for them. Not that practical
+men, trained practically in public affairs<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1238" id="Page_1238">[Pg 1238]</a></span> will not always be
+wanted&mdash;practical men will always be in demand&mdash;but we want more and
+more a judicious admixture of men trained in the best thought which has
+been developed through the ages on all the great questions of government
+and of society. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>No country presents a more striking example of the value of this
+training than does that great nation with which my duties are shortly to
+connect me. [Applause.] Several years since she began to provide in all
+her universities for the training of men in political and social
+questions, for political life at home and for diplomatic life abroad.
+This at first was thought to be another example of German pedantry, but
+the events of the last fifteen years have changed that view. We can now
+see that it was a part of that great and comprehensive scheme begun by
+such men as Stein and Hardenbergh and carried out by such as Bismarck
+and his compeers. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Other nations are beginning to see this. In France, within a few years,
+very thoroughly equipped institutions have been established to train men
+in the main studies required in public life and in diplomacy; the same
+thing is true in England and in Italy. Can there be again, I ask, a more
+fitting object for some of the surplus wealth of our merchant princes
+than in rendering this great service to our country, in furnishing the
+means by which young men can have afforded them a full, thorough, and
+systematic instruction in all those matters so valuable to those who are
+able to take the lead in public affairs. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Mr. President, in concluding, allow me to say that in so far as any
+efforts of mine may be useful I shall make every endeavor that whatever
+diplomatic service I may render may inure to the benefit of commerce,
+knowing full well that, in the language of the sentiment, "Commerce and
+Diplomacy are the twin guardians of Peace and Prosperity." [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>In spite of the present depression of business in Germany and the United
+States, there are evidences of returning confidence. The great, sturdy,
+vigorous German nation and our own energetic people cannot long be held
+back in their career, and in this restoration of business, which is
+certain, unless gross mismanagement occurs, I believe that these<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1239" id="Page_1239">[Pg 1239]</a></span> two
+nations, America and Germany, will become more and more friendly; more
+and more Commerce will weave her web uniting the two countries, and more
+and more let us hope that Diplomacy may go hand in hand with Commerce in
+bringing in an era of Peace which shall be lasting, and of Prosperity
+which shall be substantial. [Loud applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1240" id="Page_1240">[Pg 1240]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>HARVEY WASHINGTON WILEY</h2>
+
+
+
+<h4>THE IDEAL WOMAN</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Dr. Harvey W. Wiley at the banquet of the American
+Chemical Society, Washington, D. C, December, 1898. Dr. Wiley
+responded to the toast, "Woman."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Fellow-Members of the Chemical Society</span>:&mdash;I
+propose to introduce an innovation to after-dinner speaking and stick to
+my text. In my opinion, it is too late in the day to question the
+Creator's purpose in making Woman. She is an accomplished fact! She is
+here! She has come to stay, and we might as well accept her. She has
+broken into our Society, which, until within a year or two, has remained
+entirely masculine. She has not yet appeared at our annual dinners, but
+I am a false prophet if she be not here to speak for herself ere long.
+And why not? Chemistry is well suited to engage the attention of the
+feminine mind. The jewels woman wears, the paints she uses, the hydrogen
+peroxide with which she blondines her hair are all children of
+chemistry. The prejudice against female chemists is purely selfish and
+unworthy of a great mind. There is only enough work in the world to keep
+half of humanity busy. Every time a woman gets employment a man must go
+idle. But if the woman will only marry the man, all will be forgiven.</p>
+
+<p>I think I know why you have called on an old bachelor to respond to this
+toast. A married man could not. He would be afraid to give his fancies
+full rein. Someone might tell his wife. A young man could see only one
+side of the subject&mdash;the side his sweetheart is on. But the old bachelor
+fears no Caudle lecture, and is free from any romantic bias. He sees
+things just as they are. If he be also a true<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1241" id="Page_1241">[Pg 1241]</a></span> chemist, lovely woman
+appeals to him in a truly scientific way. Her charms appear to him in
+the crucible and the beaker:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">I know a maiden, charming and true,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">With beautiful eyes like the cobalt blue</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Of the borax bead, and I guess she'll do</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">If she hasn't another reaction.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Her form is no bundle of toilet shams,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Her beauty no boon of arsenical balms,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And she weighs just sixty-two kilograms</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">To a deci-decimal fraction.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Her hair is a crown, I can truthfully state</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">'Tis a metre long, nor curly nor straight,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And it is as yellow as plumbic chromate</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">In a slightly acid solution.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And when she speaks from parlor or stump,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The words which gracefully gambol and jump</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Sound sweet like the water in Sprengel's pump</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">In magnesic phosphate ablution.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">I have bought me a lot, about a hectare,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And have built me a house ten metres square,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And soon, I think, I shall take her there,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">My tart little acid radicle.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Perhaps little sailors on life's deep sea</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Will be the salts of this chemistry,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And the lisp of the infantile A, B, C</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Be the refrain of this madrigal.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>No one but a scientific man can have any idea of the real nature of
+love. The poet may dream, the novelist describe the familiar feeling,
+but only the chemist knows just how it is:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">A biochemist loved a maid</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">In pure actinic ways;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The enzymes of affection made</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">A ferment of his days.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The waves emergent from her eyes</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Set symphonies afloat,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">These undulations simply struck</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1242" id="Page_1242">[Pg 1242]</a></span><span style="margin-left: 2em;">His fundamental note.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">No longer could he hide his love,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Nor cultures could he make,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And so he screwed his courage up,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">And thus to her he spake:</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Oh, maid of undulations sweet,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Inoculate my veins,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And fill my thirsty arteries up</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">With amorous ptomaines.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"In vain I try to break this thrall,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">In vain my reason fights,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">My inner self tempestuous teems</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">With microcosmic mites.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"I cannot offer you a crown</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Of gold&mdash;I cannot tell</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Of terrapin or wine for us,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">But rations balanced well.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"A little fat just now and then,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Some carbohydrates sweet,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And gluten in the bakers' bread,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Are what we'll have to eat.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"The days will pass in rapture by,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">With antitoxine frills,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And on our Guinea-pigs we'll try</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">The cures for all our ills.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"O! maiden fair, wilt thou be mine?</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Come, give me but one kiss,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And dwell forever blessed with me.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">In symbiotic bliss."</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">This maiden, modest, up-to-date,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Eschewed domestic strife;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">In mocking accents she replied,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">"Wat t'ell&mdash;not on your life."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>The philosopher and the theologian pretend to understand the origin of
+things and the foundation of ethics, but what one of them ever had the
+least idea of how love first started? What one of them can tell you a
+thing concerning the original osculation&mdash;that primary amatory congress
+which was the beginning of the beginning?&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Bathed in Bathybian bliss</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">And sunk in the slush of the sea,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Thrilled the first molecular kiss,</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1243" id="Page_1243">[Pg 1243]</a></span><span style="margin-left: 2em;">The beginning of you and of me.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The Atom of Oxygen blushed</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">When it felt fair Hydrogen's breath,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The Atom of Nitrogen rushed</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Eager to Life out of Death.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Through Ocean's murmuring dell</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Ran a whisper of rapture Elysian;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Across that Bathybian jell</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Ran a crack that whispered of fission.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Alas! that such things should be,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">That cruel unkind separation,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Adown in the depths of the sea</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Should follow the first osculation.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">O tender lover and miss,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">You cannot remember too well</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">That the first molecular kiss</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Was the first Bathybian sell.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Not only are women rapidly invading the domain of chemistry, but they
+are also the yellow peril of her sister science, pharmacy. A drug-store
+without a dimpled damsel is now a fit subject for the sheriff's
+hammer.&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">There in the corner pharmacy,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">This lithesome lady lingers,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And potent pills and philters true</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Are fashioned by her fingers.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Her phiz behind the soda fount</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">May oft be seen in summer;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">How sweetly foams the soda fizz,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">When you receive it from her.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">While mixing belladonna drops</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">With tincture of lobelia,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And putting up prescriptions, she</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Is fairer than Ophelia.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Each poison has its proper place,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Each potion in its chalice;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Her d&aelig;dal fingers are so deft,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">They call her digit-Alice.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Love has been the theme of every age and of every tongue. It is the test
+of youth and of the capability of progress. So long as a man can and
+does love, he is young<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1244" id="Page_1244">[Pg 1244]</a></span> and there is hope for him. Whoever saw a
+satisfactory definition of love? No one, simply because the science of
+physical chemistry is yet young, and it is only when moulded by the
+principles of that science that the definition is complete and
+intelligible. Love is the synchronous vibration of two cardiac cells,
+both of which, were it not for the ethics of etymology, should begin
+with an S. Love is the source of eternal youth, of senile recrudescence.
+It is the philosopher's stone, the elixir of life, the fountain of
+flowers. So love changes not&mdash;the particular object is not of much
+importance. One should never be a bigot in anything and a wise man
+changes often.</p>
+
+<p>The grade of civilization which a nation has reached may be safely
+measured by three things. If you want me to tell you where to place a
+nation in the scale, don't tell me the name of it, nor the country it
+inhabits, nor the religion it professes, nor its form of government. Let
+me know how much sugar it uses per head, what the consumption of soap
+is, and whether its women have the same rights as its men. That nation
+which eats the most sugar, uses the most soap, and regards its women as
+having the same rights as its men, will always be at the top. And
+nowhere else in the world is more sugar eaten, more soap used, and women
+more fully admitted to all the rights of men than in our own United
+States and in the American Chemical Society.</p>
+
+<p>To the chemist, as well as to other scientific men, woman is not only
+real but also ideal. From the fragments of the real the ideal is
+reconstructed. This ideal is a trinity, a trinity innominate and
+incorporeal. She is Pallas, Aphrodite, Artemis, three in one. She is an
+incognita and an amorph. I know full well I shall not meet her; neither
+in the crowded street of the metropolis nor in the quiet lane of the
+country. I know well I shall not find her in the salon of fashion, nor
+as a shepherdess with her crook upon the mountain-side. I know full well
+that I need not seek her in the bustling tide of travel, nor wandering
+by the shady banks of a brook. She is indeed near to my imagination, but
+far, infinitely far, beyond my reach. Nevertheless, I may attempt to
+describe her as she appears to me. Let me begin with that part of my
+ideal which has been inherited from Diana. My ideal woman has a sound
+body. She has bone, not brittle sticks<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1245" id="Page_1245">[Pg 1245]</a></span> of phosphate of lime. She has
+muscles, not flabby, slender ribbons of empty sarcolemma. She has blood,
+not a thin leucocytic ichor. I have no sympathy with that
+pseudo-civilization which apparently has for its object the destruction
+of the human race by the production of a race of bodiless women. If I am
+to be a pessimist, I will be one out and out, and seek to destroy the
+race in a high-handed and manly way. Indoor life, inactivity, lack of
+oxygen in the lungs, these are things which in time produce a white
+skin, but do it by sacrificing every other attribute of beauty.</p>
+
+<p>In the second place, my ideal woman is beautiful. I will confess that I
+do not know what I mean by this; for what is beauty? It is both
+subjective and objective. It depends on taste and education. It has
+something to do with habit and experience. I know I shall not be able to
+describe this trait, yet when I look up into her eyes&mdash;eyes, remember,
+which are mere fictions of my imagination&mdash;when I look into her face,
+when I see her move so statelily into my presence, I recognize there
+that portion of her which she has inherited from the Aphrodite of other
+days; and this I know is beauty. It is not the beauty of an
+hallucination, the halo which a heart diseased casts about the head of
+its idol. It is the beauty which is seen by a sober second thought, a
+beauty which does not so much dazzle as it delights; a beauty which does
+not fade with the passing hour, but stays through the heat and burden of
+the day and until the day is done.</p>
+
+<p>The beauty which my ideal woman inherited from Aphrodite is not a fading
+one. It is not simply a youthful freshness which the first decade of
+womanhood will wither. It is a beauty which abides; it is a beauty in
+which the charm of seventeen becomes a real essence of seventy; it is a
+beauty which is not produced by any artificial pose of the head or by
+any possible banging of the hair; it is a beauty which the art of
+dressing may adorn but can never create; it is a beauty which does not
+overwhelm the heart like an avalanche, but which eats it slowly but
+surely away as a trickling stream cuts and grooves the solid granite.</p>
+
+<p>I regard true beauty as the divinest gift which woman has received; and
+was not Pandora, the first of mythical women, endowed with every gift?
+And was not Eve, the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1246" id="Page_1246">[Pg 1246]</a></span> first of orthodox women, the type of every
+feminine perfection? Only Protogyna, the first of scientific women, was
+poorly and meanly endowed. If I were a woman I would value health and
+wealth; I would think kindly of honor and reputation; I would greatly
+prize knowledge and truth; but above all I would be beautiful&mdash;possessed
+of that strange and mighty charm which would lead a crowd of slaves
+behind my triumphal car and compel a haughty world to bow in humble
+submission at my feet.</p>
+
+<p>In the third place my ideal woman has inherited the intellect of Pallas.
+And this inheritance is necessary in order to secure for her a true
+possession of the gifts of Aphrodite. For a woman can never be truly
+beautiful who does not possess intelligence. It is a matter of the
+utmost indifference to me what studies my ideal has pursued. She may be
+a panglot or she may scarcely know her vernacular. If she speak French
+and German and read Latin and Greek, it is well. If she know conics and
+curves it is well; if she be able to integrate the vanishing function of
+a quivering infinitesimal, it is well; if from a disintegrating track
+which hardening cosmic mud has fixed and fastened on the present, she be
+able to build a majestic, long extinct mammal, it is well. All these
+things are marks of learning, but not necessarily of intelligence. A
+person may know them all and hundreds of things besides, and yet be the
+veriest fool. My ideal, I should prefer to have a good education in
+science and letters, but she must have a sound mind. She must have a
+mind above petty prejudice and giant bigotry. She must see something in
+life beyond a ball or a ribbon. She must have wit and judgment. She must
+have the higher wisdom which can see the fitness of things and grasp the
+logic of events. It will be seen readily, therefore, that my ideal is
+wise rather than learned. But she is not devoid of culture. Without
+culture a broad liberality is impossible. But what is culture? True
+culture is that knowledge of men and affairs which places every problem
+in sociology and politics in its true light. It is that drill and
+exercise which place all the faculties at their best and make one
+capable of dealing with the real labors of life. Such a culture is not
+incompatible with a broad knowledge of books, with a deep insight into
+art, with a clear outlook over the field<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1247" id="Page_1247">[Pg 1247]</a></span> of letters. Indeed it includes
+all these and is still something more than they are.</p>
+
+<p>My ideal then, so regally endowed, is the equal of any man&mdash;even if he
+be the "ideal man" of the American Chemical Society.</p>
+
+<p>My ideal stands before me endowed with all the majesty of this long
+ancestral line. Proud is she in the consciousness of her own equality.
+Her haughty eye looks out upon this teeming sphere and acknowledges only
+as her peer the "ideal man," and no one as her superior. Stand forth, O
+perfect maiden, sentient with the brain of Pallas, radiant with the
+beauty of Venus, quivering with the eager vivacity of Diana! Make, if
+possible, thy home on earth. At thy coming the world will rise in an
+enthusiasm of delight and crown thee queen. [Long and enthusiastic
+applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1248" id="Page_1248">[Pg 1248]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>WOODROW WILSON</h2>
+
+
+
+<h4>OUR ANCESTRAL RESPONSIBILITIES</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Woodrow Wilson at the seventeenth annual dinner of the
+New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1896.
+Stewart L. Woodford, the President of the Society, said, in
+introducing the speaker: "The next toast is entitled 'The
+Responsibility of having Ancestors,' and will be responded to by
+Professor Woodrow Wilson,<a name="FNanchor_13_13" id="FNanchor_13_13"></a><a href="#Footnote_13_13" class="fnanchor">[13]</a> of Princeton. I know you will give
+him such a welcome as will indicate that, while we are mostly Yale
+men here, we are not jealous of Princeton."]</p></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President, Ladies, and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;I am not of your blood;
+I am not a Virginia Cavalier, as Dr. Hill [David J. Hill. See Vol. II.]
+has suggested. Sometimes I wish I were; I would have more fun. I come,
+however, of as good blood as yours; in some respects a better. Because
+the Scotch-Irish, though they are just as much in earnest as you are,
+have a little bit more gayety and more elasticity than you have.
+Moreover they are now forming a Scotch-Irish society, which will, as
+fast as human affairs will allow, do exactly what the New England
+Societies are doing, viz.: annex the universe. [Laughter.] We believe
+with a sincere belief, we believe as sincerely as you do the like, that
+we really made this country. Not only that, but we believe that we can
+now, in some sort of way, demonstrate the manufacture, because the
+country has obviously departed in many respects from the model which you
+claim to have set. Not only that, but it seems to me that you yourselves
+are becoming a little recreant to the traditions you yearly celebrate.</p>
+
+<p>It seems to me that you are very much in the position, with reference to
+your forefathers, that the little boy was <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1249" id="Page_1249">[Pg 1249]</a></span>with reference to his
+immediate father. The father was a very busy man; he was away at his
+work before the children were up in the morning and did not come home
+till after they had gone to bed at night. One day this little boy was
+greatly incensed, as he said, "to be whipped by that gentleman that
+stays here on Sundays." I do not observe that you think about your
+ancestors the rest of the week; I do not observe that they are very much
+present in your thoughts at any other time save on Sunday, and that then
+they are most irritating to you. I have known a great many men descended
+from New England ancestors and I do not feel half so hardly toward my
+ancestors as they do toward theirs. There is a distant respect about the
+relationship which is touching. There is a feeling that these men are
+well and safely at a distance, and that they would be indulged under no
+other circumstances whatever; and that the beauty of it is to have
+descended from them and come so far away.</p>
+
+<p>Now, there are serious aspects to this subject. I believe that one of
+the responsibilities of having ancestors is the necessity of not being
+ashamed of them. I believe if you have had persons of this sort as your
+forefathers you must really try to represent them in some sort of way.
+And you must set yourselves off against the other elements of population
+in this country. You know that we have received very many elements which
+have nothing of the Puritan about them, which have nothing of New
+England about them; and that the chief characteristic of these people is
+that they have broken all their traditions. The reason that most
+foreigners come to this country is in order to break their traditions,
+to drop them. They come to this country because these traditions bind
+them to an order of society which they will no longer endure, and they
+come to be quit of them. You yourselves will bear me witness that these
+men, some of them, stood us in good stead upon a very recent occasion:
+in last November. [Applause. "Hear! Hear!"] We should not at all
+minimize the vote of the foreign-born population as against the vote of
+some of the native-born population on the question of silver and gold.
+But you will observe that there are some things that it would be
+supposed would belong to any tradition. One would suppose<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1250" id="Page_1250">[Pg 1250]</a></span> it would
+belong to any tradition that it was better to earn a dollar that did not
+depreciate, and these men have simply shown that there are some
+common-sense elements which are international and not national.</p>
+
+<p>One of the particulars in which we are drawn away from our traditions is
+in respect to the make-up and government of society, and it is in that
+respect we should retrace our steps and preserve our traditions; because
+we are suffering ourselves to drift away from the old standards, and we
+say, with a shrug of the shoulders, that we are not responsible for it;
+that we have not changed the age, though the age has changed us. We feel
+very much as the Scotchman did who entered the fish market. His dog,
+being inquisitive, investigated a basket of lobsters, and while he was
+nosing about incautiously one of the lobsters got hold of his tail,
+whereupon he went down the street with the lobster as a pendant. Says
+the man, "Whustle to your dog, mon." "Nay, nay, mon," quoth the
+Scotchman, "You whustle for your lobster." We are very much in the same
+position with reference to the age; we say, whistle to the age; we
+cannot make it let go; we have got to run. We feel very much like the
+little boy in the asylum, standing by the window, forbidden to go out.
+He became contemplative, and said, "If God were dead and there were not
+any rain, what fun orphan boys would have." We feel very much that way
+about these New England traditions. If God were only dead; if it didn't
+rain; if the times were only good, what times we would have.</p>
+
+<p>The present world is not recognizable when put side by side with the
+world into which the Puritan came. I am not here to urge a return to the
+Puritan life; but have you forgotten that the Puritans came into a new
+world? The conditions under which they came were unprecedented
+conditions to them. But did they forget the principles on which they
+acted because the conditions were unprecedented? Did they not discover
+new applications for old principles? Are we to be daunted, therefore,
+because the conditions are new? Will not old principles be adaptable to
+new conditions, and is it not our business to adapt them to new
+conditions? Have we lost the old principle and the old spirit? Are we a
+degenerate people? We certainly must admit ourselves<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1251" id="Page_1251">[Pg 1251]</a></span> to be so if we do
+not follow the old principles in the new world, for that is what the
+Puritans did.</p>
+
+<p>Let me say a very practical word. What is the matter now? The matter is,
+conceal it as we may, gloss it over as we please, that the currency is
+in a sad state of unsuitability to the condition of the country. That is
+the fact of the matter; nobody can deny that; but what are we going to
+do? We are going to have a new tariff. I have nothing to say with regard
+to the policy of the tariff, one way or the other. We have had tariffs,
+have we not, every few years, ever since we were born; and has not the
+farmer become discontented under these conditions? It was the effort to
+remedy them that produced the silver movement. A new tariff may produce
+certain economic conditions; I do not care a peppercorn whether it does
+or not, but this is a thing which we have been tinkering and dickering
+with time out of mind, and in spite of the tinkering and dickering this
+situation has arisen. Are we going to cure it by more tinkering? We are
+not going to touch it in this way. Now, what are we going to do? It is
+neither here nor there whether I am a protectionist, or for a tariff for
+revenue, or whatever you choose to call me. The amount you collect in
+currency for imports is not going to make any difference. The right
+thing to do is to apply old principles to a new condition and get out of
+that new condition something that will effect a practical remedy. I do
+not pretend to be a doctor with a nostrum. I have no pill against an
+earthquake. I do not know how this thing is going to be done, but it is
+not going to be done by having stomachs easily turned by the truth; it
+is not going to be done by merely blinking the situation. If we blink
+the situation I hope we shall have no more celebrations in which we talk
+about our Puritan ancestors, because they did not blink the situation,
+and it is easy to eat and be happy and proud. A large number of persons
+may have square meals by having a properly adjusted currency.</p>
+
+<p>We are very much in the condition described by the reporter who was
+describing the murder of a certain gentleman. He said that the murderer
+entered the house, and gave a graphic description of the whole thing. He
+said that fortunately the gentleman had put his valuables in the safe<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1252" id="Page_1252">[Pg 1252]</a></span>
+deposit and lost only his life. We are in danger of being equally wise.
+We are in danger of managing our policy so that our property will be put
+in safe deposit and we will lose only our lives. We will make all the
+immediate conditions of the nation perfectly safe and lose only the life
+of the nation. This is not a joke, this is a very serious situation. I
+should feel ashamed to stand here and not say that this is a subject
+which deserves your serious consideration and ought to keep some of you
+awake to-night. This is not a simple gratulatory occasion, this is a
+place where public duty should be realized and public purposes formed,
+because public purpose is a thing for which our Puritan ancestors stood,
+yours and mine. If this race should ever lose that capacity, if it
+should ever lose the sense of dignity in this regard, we should lose the
+great traditions of which we pretend to be proud. [Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1253" id="Page_1253">[Pg 1253]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>JOHN WINSLOW</h2>
+
+
+
+<h4>THE FIRST THANKSGIVING DAY</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of John Winslow, in the capacity of presiding officer, at
+the eighth annual dinner of the New England Society in the City of
+Brooklyn, December 21, 1887.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen of the New England Society of the City of Brooklyn, Guests
+and Friends</span>:&mdash;This is the eighth anniversary of our Society and the
+two hundred and sixty-seventh of the landing of the Pilgrim Fathers. It
+will please you all to learn of the continued growth and prosperity of
+our Society. There is in our treasury the sum of $14,506.21, and we have
+no debts. [Applause.] This shows an increase of $1,266.26 over last
+year. As occasion requires this money is used for charitable purposes
+and in other useful ways, as provided by our by-laws. Such a gathering
+as we have here to-night is an inspiration. It must be especially so to
+the distinguished gentlemen, our guests, who will address you. So it
+comes to pass that you are to have to-night the advantage of listening
+to inspired men&mdash;an advantage not uncommon in the days of the prophets,
+but rare in our times. [Laughter and applause.] It is proper and
+agreeable to us all just here and now to recognize as with us our friend
+and benefactor and president emeritus, the Hon. Benjamin D. Silliman. [A
+voice: "Three cheers for that grand old man." The company rising gave
+rousing cheers.] He is with us with a young heart and a cheerful mind,
+and continues to be what he has been from the beginning&mdash;a loyal and
+devoted friend of our Society. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>We are here this evening enjoying the sufferings of our Pilgrim Fathers.
+[Merriment.] Their heroic work takes<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1254" id="Page_1254">[Pg 1254]</a></span> in Plymouth Rock, ours takes in
+the Saddle Rock. They enjoyed game of their own shooting, we enjoy game
+of other's shooting; they drank cold water, because they could no longer
+get Holland beer. The fact that they must give up Dutch beer was one of
+the considerations (so we are told by one of their Governors) that made
+them loath to leave Leyden. [Laughter.] We drink cold water because we
+want it and like it. The Pilgrim Fathers went to church armed with
+muskets; we go to church with our minds stuffed and demoralized by the
+contents of Sunday morning newspapers. [Laughter.] The Pilgrim mothers
+went to church dressed in simple attire, because they could afford
+nothing elaborate and because they thought they could better catch and
+hold the devotional spirit. The Pilgrim mothers of our day go to church
+with costly toilets, because they can afford it, and are quite willing
+to take the chances as to catching and holding the aforesaid spirit.
+[Laughter.] The Pilgrim Fathers, when they made the compact on the
+Mayflower, planted the seeds of constitutional freedom; we, their worthy
+sons, commemorate their work; try to perpetuate it and enjoy the fruits
+thereof.</p>
+
+<p>It is sometimes said the Pilgrims were a solemn people; that they were
+not cheerful. Well, in their severe experience in England and Holland
+and at Plymouth, there was much to make a born optimist grave and
+thoughtful. But it is a mistake to suppose that they could not rejoice
+with those who rejoiced as well as weep with those who wept. Take, for
+instance, the first Thanksgiving festival held by the Pilgrims. The
+quaint account of this by one of their Governors is always interesting.
+This first American Thanksgiving took place at Plymouth in 1621, only
+about ten months after the landing. It was like a Jewish festival,
+continuing out of doors for a week. The Pilgrim writer, Governor
+Winslow, describes it thus: "Our harvest being gotten in, our Governor
+(meaning Governor Bradford) sent four men out fowling, so that we might,
+after a special manner (meaning doubtless a gay and festive manner)
+rejoice together after (not counting chickens before they were hatched)
+we had gathered the fruit of our labors." Now, listen to this: "They
+killed in one day so much fowl as, with a little help beside, served the
+company almost a week."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1255" id="Page_1255">[Pg 1255]</a></span> What this "little help beside" was, is not
+stated. In our day it would mean that the hunter and the fisherman made
+heavy drafts upon Fulton Market for meat, fowl, and fish, to supply what
+was short. "At which time," says the writer, "among other recreations,
+we exercised our arms"&mdash;this probably means they shot at a mark
+[laughter]&mdash;"many of the Indians coming among us"&mdash;they were not the
+mark, at least this time&mdash;"and among the rest, their greatest king,
+Massasoit, with some ninety men, whom for three days we entertained and
+feasted." Think of that; feasting ninety Indians three days, and the
+whole colony besides. What New England Society has ever made so good a
+showing of hospitality and good cheer? [Laughter.] "And they" (the
+ninety Indians), "went out and killed five deer."</p>
+
+<p>Now, I submit, we have here a clear case of the application of the great
+principle of honest, even-handed co-operation, no modern device in that
+line could surpass it. It is true the Indians were not an incorporated
+society, and so there was no receiver appointed to wind them up.
+[Laughter.] "Which they brought," says the writer, "to the plantation
+and bestowed on our Governor" (meaning Governor Bradford), "our captain,
+and others." Governor Bradford, in speaking of this, tells us that among
+the fowl brought in "was a great store of turkeys." Thus begins the sad
+history in this country of the rise and annual fall on Thanksgiving days
+of that exalted biped&mdash;the American turkey. After this description of a
+Pilgrim festival day who shall ever again say the Pilgrims could not be
+merry if they had half a chance to be so. Why, if the Harvard and Yale
+football teams had been on hand with their great national game of
+banging each others' eyes and breaking bones promiscuously, they could
+not have added to the spirit of the day though they might to its variety
+of pastime. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>It is interesting to remember in this connection that in the earlier
+years of the colonies, Thanksgiving day did not come every year. It came
+at various periods of the year from May to December, and the intervals
+between them sometimes four or five years, gradually shortened and then
+finally settled into an annual festival on the last Thursday of
+November. A few years ago two Governors of Maine<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1256" id="Page_1256">[Pg 1256]</a></span> ventured to appoint a
+day in December for Thanksgiving. Neither of them was re-elected.
+[Laughter.] The crowning step in this development, which is now
+national, was when the fortunes of our late war were in favor of the
+Union, and a proclamation for a national Thanksgiving was issued by our
+then President, dear old Abraham Lincoln. [Applause.] That the festival
+shall hereafter and forever be national is a part of our unwritten law.
+[Applause.] It will thus be seen that we, the sons of the Pilgrims, may
+fairly and modestly claim that this feature of our national life, like
+most of the others that are valuable, proceeded directly from Plymouth
+Rock. The New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, will ever honor
+the work and the memory of the fathers. As in the sweet lines of Bryant:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Till where the sun, with softer fires,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Looks on the vast Pacific's sleep,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">The children of the Pilgrim sires</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">This hallowed day, like us, shall keep."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>[General applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1257" id="Page_1257">[Pg 1257]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>WILLIAM WINTER</h2>
+
+
+
+<h4>TRIBUTE TO JOHN GILBERT</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of William Winter at a dinner given by the Lotos Club, New
+York City, November 30, 1878, to John Gilbert, in honor of the
+fiftieth anniversary of his first appearance on the stage. Whitelaw
+Reid presided. William Winter responded to the toast "The Dramatic
+Critic."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;I thank you very gratefully for
+this kind welcome, and I think it a privilege to be allowed to take part
+in a festival so delightful as this, and join with you in paying respect
+to a name so justly renowned and honored as that of John Gilbert. I
+cannot hope adequately to respond to the personal sentiments which have
+been so graciously expressed nor adequately celebrate the deeds and the
+virtues of your distinguished guest. "I am ill at these numbers ... but
+such answer as I can make you shall command." For since first I became
+familiar with the stage&mdash;in far-away days in old Boston, John Gilbert
+has been to me the fulfilment of one of my highest ideals of excellence
+in the dramatic art; and it would be hard if I could not now say this,
+if not with eloquence at least with fervor.</p>
+
+<p>I am aware of a certain strangeness, however, in the thought that words
+in his presence and to his honor should be spoken by me. The freaks of
+time and fortune are indeed strange. I cannot but remember that when
+John Gilbert was yet in the full flush of his young manhood and already
+crowned with the laurels of success the friend who is now speaking was a
+boy at his sports&mdash;playing around the old Federal Street Theatre, and
+beneath the walls of the Franklin Street Cathedral, and hearing upon the
+broad causeways of Pearl Street the rustle and patter of the autumn<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1258" id="Page_1258">[Pg 1258]</a></span>
+leaves as they fell from the chestnuts around the Perkins Institution
+and the elms that darkened the sombre, deserted castle of Harris's
+Folly. With this sense of strangeness though, comes a sense still more
+striking and impressive of the turbulent, active, and brilliant period
+through which John Gilbert has lived. Byron had been dead but four years
+[1828] and Scott and Wordsworth were still writing when he began to act.
+Goethe was still living. The works of Thackeray and Dickens were yet to
+be created. Cooper, Irving, Bryant, Halleck, and Percival were the
+literary lords of that period. The star of Willis was ascending while
+those of Hawthorne and Poe were yet to rise; and the dramas of Talfourd,
+Knowles, and Bulwer were yet to be seen by him as fresh contributions to
+the literature of the stage. All these great names are written in the
+book of death. All that part of old Boston to which I have referred&mdash;the
+scene equally of Gilbert's birth and youth and first successes and of
+his tender retrospection&mdash;has been swept away or entirely changed. Gone
+is the old Federal Street Theatre. Gone that quaint English alley with
+the cosey tobacconist's shop which he used to frequent. Gone the
+hospitable Stackpole where many a time at the "latter end of a sea-coal
+fire" he heard the bell strike midnight from the spire of the Old South
+Church! But, though "the spot where many times he triumphed is
+forgot"&mdash;his calm and gentle genius and his hale physique have endured
+in unabated vigor, so that he has charmed two generations of play-goers,
+still happily lives to charm men and women of to-day. Webster, Choate,
+Felton, Everett, Rantoul, Shaw, Bartlett, Lunt, Halleck, Starr King,
+Bartol, Kirk&mdash;these and many more, the old worthies of the bar, bench,
+and the pulpit in Boston's better days of intellect and taste:&mdash;all saw
+him as we see him in the silver-gray elegance and exquisite perfection
+with which he illustrates the comedies of England.</p>
+
+<p>His career has impinged upon the five great cities of Boston, New
+Orleans, Philadelphia, London, and New York. It touches at one extreme
+the ripe fame of Munden (who died in '32) and&mdash;freighted with all the
+rich traditions of the stage&mdash;it must needs at its other extreme
+transmit even into the next century the high mood, the scholar-like wit,
+and the pure style of the finest strain of acting that Time<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1259" id="Page_1259">[Pg 1259]</a></span> has
+bestowed upon civilized man. By what qualities it has been distinguished
+this brilliant assemblage is full well aware. The dignity which is its
+grandeur; the sincerity which is its truth; the thoroughness which is
+its massive substance; the sterling principle which is its force; the
+virtue which is its purity; the scholarship, mind, humor, taste,
+versatile aptitude of simulation, and beautiful grace of method, which
+are its so powerful and so delightful faculties and attributes, have all
+been brought home to your minds and hearts by the wealth and clear
+genius of the man himself!</p>
+
+<p>I have often lingered in fancy upon the idea of that strange,
+diversified, wonderful procession&mdash;here the dazzling visage of Garrick,
+there the woful face of Mossop; here the glorious eyes of Kean; there
+the sparkling loveliness of an Abington or a Jordan&mdash;which moves through
+the chambers of the memory across almost any old and storied stage. The
+thought is endless in its suggestion, and fascinating in its charm. How
+often in the chimney-corner of life shall we&mdash;whose privilege it has
+been to rejoice in the works of this great comedian, and whose happiness
+it is to cluster around him to-night in love and admiration&mdash;conjure up
+and muse upon his stately figure as we have seen it in the group of Sir
+Peter and Sir Robert, of Jaques and Wolsey, and Elmore! The ruddy
+countenance, the twinkling gray eyes, the silver hair, the kind smile,
+the hearty voice, the old-time courtesy of manner&mdash;how tenderly will
+they be remembered! How dearly are they prized! Scholar!&mdash;Actor!&mdash;Gentleman!
+long may he be spared to dignify and adorn the stage&mdash;a soother of our
+cares, and comfort to our hearts&mdash;exemplar for our lives!&mdash;the Edelweiss
+of his age and of our affections! [Great applause.]</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1260" id="Page_1260">[Pg 1260]</a></span></p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h4>TRIBUTE TO LESTER WALLACK</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of William Winter at a banquet of the Lotos Club, given to
+Lester Wallack, December 17, 1887. Whitelaw Reid, the President of
+the Club, occupied the chair. Mr. Winter was called upon to speak
+in behalf of the critics.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;You have done me great honor in
+asking me to be present on this occasion, and you have conferred upon me
+a great privilege in permitting me to participate with you in this
+tribute of affection and admiration for John Lester Wallack, your
+distinguished and most deservedly honored guest and my personal friend
+these many, many years. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>I thank you for your thoughtful courtesy and for this distinguished mark
+of your favor. Being well aware of my defects both as a thinker and a
+speaker, I shrink from such emergencies as this, but having known him so
+long and having been in a professional way associated with so many of
+his labors and his triumphs, I should fail in duty if I were not at
+least to try to add my word of love, feeble and inadequate as it may be,
+to the noble volume of your sympathy and homage. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>The presence of this brilliant assemblage, the eloquent words which have
+fallen from the lips of your honored president and the speeches of your
+orators, they signify some change&mdash;I will not say in regard to the
+advancement of the stage&mdash;but they signify a wonderful advancement in
+our times in sympathetic and thoughtful and just appreciation of the
+theatre. This was not always so. It is not very long since so wise and
+gentle a man as Charles Lamb expressed his mild astonishment that a
+person capable of committing to memory and reciting the language of
+Shakespeare could for that reason be supposed to possess a mind
+congenial with that of the poet. The scorn of Carlyle and the scarcely
+less injurious pity of Emerson for the actor are indications that in a
+time not remote, thought and philosophy have made but little account of
+the stage.</p>
+
+<p>Something might be said about this by a voice more competent than mine,
+for in our time there has been a change<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1261" id="Page_1261">[Pg 1261]</a></span> in the intelligent spirit of
+the age, and I am sure that thought and philosophy now are of the
+opinion that the actor is an intellectual and spiritual force; that he
+is connected most intimately with the cause of public education; that he
+brings something of his own, and that, although the part provides the
+soul, it is the actor who must provide the body, and without the soul
+and the body, you could not have dramatic representations for the
+benefit of them. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>I am not one of those writers who believe that it is the business of the
+newspaper to manage the theatres. The question of what to do to please
+the public taste, to provide mankind with what they like, or what they
+want, or, which is the same thing, with what they think they want, opens
+a very complex inquiry. Our dear friend has been puzzled by it himself
+more than a little. I should not undertake to instruct him, but as the
+observer of his course I have been struck by wonder and admiration of
+the way he has carried his theatre through seasons of great competition
+and great peril.</p>
+
+<p>I call to mind one season, now seventeen years ago, I think, when in the
+course of a very few months, he produced and presented upward of
+thirty-two plays, showing the best points of these plays and showing his
+great company to every possible advantage; so have I seen a juggler toss
+fifty knives in the air and catch them without cutting his fingers.</p>
+
+<p>[At the close of his speech Mr. Winter read the following poem.]&mdash;</p>
+
+<p style="margin-top: 2em;"><span style="margin-left: 6em;"><b>LESTER WALLACK</b></span></p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">With a glimmer of plumes and a sparkle of lances,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">With blare of the trumpets and neigh of the steed,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">At morning they rode where the bright river glances,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">And the sweet summer wind ripples over the mead;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The green sod beneath them was ermined with daisies,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Smiling up to green boughs tossing wild in their glee,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">While a thousand glad hearts sang their honors and praises,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">While the Knights of the Mountain rode down to the sea.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">One rode 'neath the banner whose face was the fairest,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Made royal with deeds that his manhood had done,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And the halo of blessing fell richest and rarest</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1262" id="Page_1262">[Pg 1262]</a></span><span style="margin-left: 2em;">On his armor that splintered the shafts of the sun;</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">So moves o'er the waters the cygnet sedately,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">So waits the strong eagle to mount on the wing,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Serene and puissant and simple and stately,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">So shines among princes the form of the King.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">With a gay bugle-note when the daylight's last glimmer</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Smites crimson and gold on the snow of his crest,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">At evening he rides through the shades growing dimmer,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">While the banners of sunset stream red in the West;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">His comrades of morning are scattered and parted,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">The clouds hanging low and the winds making moan,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">But smiling and dauntless and brave and true-hearted,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">All proudly he rides down the valley alone.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Sweet gales of the woodland embrace and caress him,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">White wings of renown be his comfort and light,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Pale dews of the starbeam encompass and bless him,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">With the peace and the balm and the glory of night;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And, Oh! while he wends to the verge of that ocean,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Where the years like a garland shall fall from his brow,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">May his glad heart exult in the tender devotion,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">The love that encircles and hallows him now.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>[Enthusiastic applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1263" id="Page_1263">[Pg 1263]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>ROBERT C. WINTHROP</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Robert C. Winthrop made at the public dinner given to
+Amin Bey by the merchants of Boston, Mass., November 4, 1850.]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President</span>:&mdash;I am greatly honored by the sentiment just
+proposed, and I beg my good friend, the Vice-President [Hon. Benjamin
+Seaver], to accept my hearty thanks for the kind and complimentary terms
+in which he has presented my name to the company. I am most grateful for
+the opportunity of meeting with so large a number of the intelligent and
+enterprising merchants of Boston, and of uniting with them in a tender
+of deserved hospitality, and in a tribute of just respect, to the
+Commissioner of his Imperial Majesty, the Sultan of Turkey.</p>
+
+<p>And yet, I cannot but reflect, even as I pronounce these words, how
+strangely they would have sounded in the ears of our fathers not many
+generations back, or even in our own ears not many years ago. A deserved
+tender of hospitality, a just tribute of respect, to the Representative
+of the Grand Turk! Sir, the country from which your amiable and
+distinguished guest has come, was not altogether unknown to some of the
+early American discoverers and settlers. John Smith&mdash;do not smile too
+soon, Mr. President, for though the name has become proverbially generic
+in these latter days, it was once identified and individualized as the
+name of one of the most gallant navigators and captains which the world
+has ever known&mdash;that John Smith who first gave the cherished name of New
+England to what the Pilgrims of the Mayflower called "these Northern
+parts of Virginia"&mdash;he, I say, was well acquainted with Turkey;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1264" id="Page_1264">[Pg 1264]</a></span> and two
+centuries and a half ago, he gave the name of a Turkish lady to one of
+the capes of our own Massachusetts Bay. But he knew Turkey as a prison
+and a dungeon, and he called what is now Cape Ann, Cape Tragabigzanda,
+only to commemorate his affection for one who had soothed the rigors of
+a long and loathsome captivity.</p>
+
+<p>Nor was Turkey an unknown land to at least one of those Winthrops of the
+olden time, with whom the Vice-President has so kindly connected me. In
+turning over some old family papers since my return home, I have
+stumbled on the original autograph of a note from John Winthrop, the
+younger, dated "December 26th, 1628, at the Castles of the Hellespont,"
+whither he had gone, as is supposed, as the Secretary of Sir Peter Wich,
+the British Ambassador at Constantinople. The associations of that day,
+however, with those remote regions, were by no means agreeable, and I
+should hardly dare to dwell longer upon them on this occasion and in
+this presence. I rejoice that events have occurred to break the spell of
+that hereditary prejudice, which has so long prevailed in the minds of
+not a few of us, toward the Ottoman Empire. I rejoice that our
+associations with Turkey are no longer those only of the plague and the
+bowstring; that we are encouraged and authorized to look to her
+hereafter for something better than a little coarse wool for our
+blankets, or a few figs for our dessert, or even a little opium or
+rhubarb for our medicine-chests; that, in a word, we are encouraged and
+warranted to look to her, under the auspices and administration of her
+young, gallant, and generous Sultan, for examples of reform, of
+toleration, of liberality, of a magnanimous and chivalrous humanity,
+which are worthy of the admiration and imitation of all mankind. I
+rejoice, especially, that an occasion has been afforded for testifying
+the deep sense which is entertained throughout our country, of the noble
+conduct of the Sublime Porte in regard to the unfortunate exiles of
+Hungary.</p>
+
+<p>The influence which the Ottoman Empire seems destined to exert over the
+relations of Eastern and Western Europe, is of the most interesting and
+important character; and, while we all hold steadfastly to the great
+principle of neutrality which Washington established and enforced, we
+yet cannot suppress our satisfaction that this influence is now<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1265" id="Page_1265">[Pg 1265]</a></span> in the
+hands of one who seems determined to wield it fearlessly for the best
+interests of civilization and humanity.</p>
+
+<p>And now, sir, let us hope that our distinguished friend, Amin Bey, may
+return home with some not less favorable impressions of our own land. Of
+our enterprise, of our industry, of our immense material production, of
+our rapid progress in arts and improvements of every kind, of our vast
+territorial extent, he cannot fail to testify. Let us hope that he may
+be able to speak also of internal order, of domestic tranquillity, of
+wise and just laws, faithfully administered and promptly obeyed, of a
+happy, contented, and united people, commending by their practice and
+example, as well as by their principles and precepts, the institutions
+under which they live.</p>
+
+<p>The distinguished gentleman who preceded me [Mr. Webster], and whom I
+have been under the disadvantage of following in other scenes as well as
+here, has spoken of the Union of these States. There is no language so
+strong or so emphatic, which even he can use, as to the importance of
+preserving that Union, which does not meet with a prompt and cordial
+echo in my own bosom. To the eyes of Amin Bey, and to the eyes of all
+foreign nations, we are indeed but one country, from the Atlantic to the
+Pacific. To them there is no Boston or New York, no Carolina or
+Louisiana. Our commerce goes forth under one and the same flag, whether
+from the Bay of Massachusetts or from the "Golden Gate" of California.
+Under that flag, it has been protected, prospered, and extended beyond
+example. Under that flag, new fields are opening to it, and new triumphs
+are before it. May our distinguished guest take home with him an
+assurance, founded upon all that he has seen and all that he has heard,
+of the resolution of us all, that the flag of our Union shall still and
+always remain one and the same, from ocean to ocean, untorn and
+untarnished, proof alike against everything of foreign assault and
+everything of domestic dissension! [Great applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1266" id="Page_1266">[Pg 1266]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>JOHN SERGEANT WISE</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of John S. Wise at the eleventh annual dinner of the New
+England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 20, 1890. The
+President, Willard Bartlett, occupied the chair. He called upon Mr.
+Wise to speak to the toast, "Captain John Smith, the Ruler of
+Virginia, and Admiral of New England," saying: "It was not without
+a purpose that your committee arranged the order of speaking this
+evening. I am sure that the gentlemen who have already addressed
+you will take it in good part, if I say we knew that, by putting
+one name at the end of the programme, we should be sure to hold the
+audience here till the doxology. Now a speaker who bears the name
+of the first ruler of Virginia I ever knew anything about, will
+address you upon Virginia's still earlier ruler, Captain John
+Smith."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman</span>:&mdash;It is one of the peculiarities of Americans,
+that they attempt to solve the unsolvable problem of successfully mixing
+gastronomy and oratory. In chemistry there are things known as
+incompatibles, which it is impossible to blend and at the same time
+preserve their original characteristics. It is impossible to have as
+good a dinner as we have had served to-night, and preserve the
+intellectual faculties of your guests so that they may be seen at their
+best. I am not unmindful that in the menu the courses grew shorter until
+they culminated in the pungent and brief episode of cheese, and so I
+take it that as to the oratory here on tap, you desire it to become
+gradually more brief and more pungent.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the task of condensing into a five-minute speech two hundred and
+seventy years of the history of America, is something that has been
+assigned to me, and I propose to address myself to it without further
+delay. [Laughter]</p>
+
+<p>John Smith was at one time President of Virginia, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1267" id="Page_1267">[Pg 1267]</a></span> afterward Admiral
+of New England, and ever since then, until lately, New England and
+Virginia have been trying to pull loose from each other, so as not to be
+under the same ruler. [Laughter and applause.] John Smith was a godsend
+to the American settlers, because he was a plain man in a company of
+titled nonentities, and after they had tried and failed in every effort
+to make or perpetuate an American colony, plain John Smith, a democrat,
+without a title, took the helm and made it a success. [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Then and there, and ever since, we laid aside the
+Reginald-Trebizond-Percys of nobility, and stuck to the plain John
+Smiths, honest citizens, of capacity and character. By his example we
+learned that "Kind hearts are more than coronets," and simple men of
+worth are infinitely better than titled vagabonds of Norman blood.
+[Applause.] It is almost three centuries since a tiny vessel, not larger
+than a modern fishing-smack, turned her head to the sunset across an
+unknown sea, for the land of conjecture. The ship's company, composed of
+passengers from England, that wonderful nest of human wanderers, that
+splendid source of the best civilization of the world, cast anchor by
+chance in a noble bay for which they had not sailed, and settled a
+colony; not with any particularly high or noble object, but really in
+pursuit of gold, and searching for a South Sea which they never found.
+The voyage had been projected without any other object than the
+accumulation of wealth, which wealth was to be carried back to the old
+country and enjoyed in that England which they loved, and to which their
+eyes ever turned backward with affection, reverence, and the hope of
+return. This band of younger sons and penniless nobility, attempted to
+make a settlement under the charter known as the London charter of
+Virginia; and while we find to-day men sneering at John Smith, the fact
+remains that he alone was enabled by his strong personality, by his
+sterling, individual worth, to resist the savages, to make the lazy
+work, to furnish food for the weak and sickly, to re-inspire those who
+had lost hope, and to firmly establish a settlement in Virginia. His
+reward was what? Sedition in his own camp, ingratitude among his own
+followers, misrepresentation to his patrons, disappointment, disease,
+and poverty to himself; a return to England and posthumous fame. But his
+bulldog<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1268" id="Page_1268">[Pg 1268]</a></span> fangs, the fangs of that English blood which once sunk in the
+throat of a savage land remain forever, were placed upon America, to
+mark it as another conquest and another triumph of Anglo-Saxon
+colonization. Three years of peace and quiet in England were not to his
+taste. His mother's spirit craved new adventures, and he sought them in
+sea voyages to the north. Although his task was a much less difficult
+one, and not quite so prominent as the task he had accomplished in
+Virginia, he prepared the way for the settlement at Plymouth Rock. To
+his title of President of Virginia was added the title of Admiral of New
+England, because this John Smith, without a pedigree, except such as was
+blazoned on his shield by his slaughter of three Turks, turned his
+attention from the land to the sea, sailed the colder waters of the
+north, located the colonies of New England, named your own Boston, and
+the result of his voyages and reports were the Plymouth charter and
+settlement. So it is that we have a common founder of the settlements of
+this country. Of all the gallants who embarked in the first adventure,
+all disappeared save John Smith, who bore the plainest and commonest
+name that human imagination can devise. He became the patron saint of
+American civilization, as much yours as ours, and as much ours as yours.
+[Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen: We had one founder; we came from one
+master-mind; one great spirit was the source of both our settlements;
+and this initial fact in our histories has seemed to inspire the
+American people through all the centuries with the sentiment that our
+union should be eternal in spite of all disturbing circumstances.
+[Applause.] When I said, in a light way, that old Virginia and
+Massachusetts had sought to rend themselves asunder, it was scarcely
+true. They have too much that is glorious in common to be aught but
+loving sisters. The men who are before me will not forget that the
+settlers of the London colony of Virginia, and settlers of the Plymouth
+colony of Massachusetts, have been at the front of every great movement
+which has agitated this nation from its birth. When it came to the
+question of whether we should dissolve the political ties that bound us
+to the British King, Massachusetts Bay and the colony of Virginia were
+the first to form<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1269" id="Page_1269">[Pg 1269]</a></span> their Committees of Safety, exchange their messages
+of mutual support, and strengthen the weak among their sister colonies.
+[Applause.] When it came to the time that tried men's souls in the
+Revolution, it was the men of Virginia and the men of Massachusetts Bay
+that furnished the largest quotas of revolutionary soldiers who achieved
+the independence of the American colonies.</p>
+
+<p>When it came to the formation of a federal union, Virginia, with her
+Washington, gave the first President, and Massachusetts, with her Adams,
+stepped proudly to the front with the first Vice-President and second
+President. [Applause.] In later years, when differences came&mdash;which
+differences need not be discussed&mdash;every man here knows what part
+Virginia and Massachusetts bore. It was a part which, however much we
+may differ with each other, bespoke the origin of the two colonies, and
+told that true manhood was there to do and die for what it believed was
+right. When that struggle was ended, the first to clasp hands in mutual
+friendship and affection were Virginia and Massachusetts. If we were to
+blot from the history or geography of the Nation the deeds or territory
+of the ancient dominions of John Smith, President of Virginia and
+Admiral of New England, a beggarly record of area would be left, in
+spite of the glorious records of other sections in recent years.</p>
+
+<p>The history of America is to me not only of deep and absorbing interest
+in its every detail, but it is a romance; it is a fascinating detail of
+wonderful development, the like of which cannot be found in the annals
+of civilization from the remotest time. We may go back to the time when
+the curtain rises on the most ancient civilization of the East, and
+there is nothing to compare with it. We may take up not only the real,
+but the romantic history of modern European progress, and there is
+nothing like American history for myself. Taking up the story of the
+Quaker invasion of Massachusetts as early as 1659, I find Lydia Wardell,
+daughter of Isaac Perkins, a freeman of the colony, whipped in Boston,
+because she had ceased to be a Puritan and had become a Quakeress.
+Turning then to the history of Virginia in 1663, I find Colonel Edmund
+Scarburgh riding at the head of the King's troops into the boundaries of
+Maryland, placing the broad arrows of the King on the houses<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1270" id="Page_1270">[Pg 1270]</a></span> of the
+Quakers, and punishing them soundly for non-conformity. Upon the
+question of who was right and who was wrong in these old feuds, there
+are doubtless men who, even to this day, have deep prejudices. Fancy how
+conflicting are the sentiments of a man in 1890, as to their merits,
+when he reflects, as I do, that Lydia Wardell was his grandmother, and
+Colonel Scarburgh his grandfather. [Applause and laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>How absurd seems any comparison between the Puritan and Cavalier
+settlers of America. There they are, with all their faults, and all
+their virtues. Others may desire to contrast them. I do not. I stand
+ready to do battle against anybody who abuses either. Their conjoint
+blood has produced a Nation, the like of which no man living before our
+day had ever fancied. Nearly three centuries of intermingling and
+intermarrying, has made the traditions and the hopes of either the
+heritage and aspiration of us all. Common sufferings, common triumphs,
+common pride, make the whole glorious history the property of every
+American citizen, and it is provincial folly to glorify either faction
+at the expense of the other.</p>
+
+<p>We stand to-night on the pinnacle of the third Century of American
+development. Look back to the very beginning. There stands the grizzled
+figure of John Smith, the Pioneer&mdash;President of Virginia, and Admiral of
+New England. Still united, we look about us and behold a nation blessed
+with peace and plenty, crowned with honor, and with boundless
+opportunity of future aggrandizement. The seed planted by John Smith
+still grows. The voice of John Smith still lives. That voice has been
+swelled into the mighty chorus of 60,000,000 Americans singing the song
+of United States. We look forward to a future whose possibilities
+stagger all conjecture, to a common ruler of John Smith's ancient
+dominions; to a common destiny, such as he mapped out for us. And with
+devout and heartfelt gratitude to him, a reunited land proclaims, "Whom
+God hath joined together, let no man put asunder." [Great applause.]</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1271" id="Page_1271">[Pg 1271]</a></span></p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h4>THE LEGAL PROFESSION</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of John S. Wise at the annual dinner of the New York State
+Bar Association, Albany, N. Y., January 20, 1891. Matthew Hale, the
+President, introduced Mr. Wise as follows; "The next sentiment in
+order was, by mistake, omitted from the printed list of sentiments
+which is before you. The next sentiment is 'The Legal Profession,'
+and I call upon a gentleman to respond to that toast who, I venture
+to say, has practised law in more States of this Union than any
+other gentleman present. I allude to the orator of the day, the
+Hon. John S. Wise [applause], formerly of Virginia, but now a
+member of the Bar Association of the State of New York."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen of the Bar</span>:&mdash;It may not be true that
+I have practised law in more States of this Union than any one present,
+but it is certainly true that I never did as much speaking in the same
+length of time, without charging a fee for it, as I have done within the
+last twenty-four hours. [Laughter.] At two o'clock this morning I was in
+attendance, in the city of New York, upon a ghost dance of the
+Confederate veterans; at two o'clock this evening I resolved myself into
+a deep, careful, and circumspect lawyer, and now I am with the boys, and
+propose to have a good time. [Laughter.] Now, you know, this scene
+strikes me as ridiculous&mdash;our getting here together and glorifying
+ourselves and nobody to pay for it. My opinion is, that the part of
+wisdom is to bottle this oratory and keep it on tap at $5 a minute.
+[Laughter.] The Legal Profession&mdash;why, of course, we are the best
+fellows in the world. Who is here to deny it? It reminds me of an
+anecdote told by an old politician in Virginia, who said that one day,
+with his man, he was riding to Chesterfield court, and they got
+discussing the merits of a neighbor, Mr. Beasley, and he says, "Isaac,
+what do you think of Mr. Beasley?" "Well," he says, "Marse Frank, I
+reckon he is a pretty good man." "Well, there is one thing about Mr.
+Beasley, he is always humbling himself." He says, "Marse Frank, you are
+right; I don't know how you is, but I always mistrusts a man that runs
+hisself down." [Laughter.] He says, "I don't know how you is, Marse
+Frank, but I tell you how it is with me: this nigger scarcely ever says
+no harm against hisself." So I say it of the legal<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1272" id="Page_1272">[Pg 1272]</a></span> profession&mdash;this
+here nigger don't never scarcely say no harm against himself. [Great
+laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Of course we are the best profession in the world, but if any of our
+clients are standing at that door and listening to this oratory, I know
+what their reflection is. They are laughing in their sleeves and saying:
+"Watch him, watch him; did you ever hear lawyers talk as much for
+nothing? Watch them; it is the funniest scene I ever saw. There are a
+lot of lawyers with their hands in their own pockets." [Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Chairman and gentlemen, another thing. We are not fooling with any
+judges now. I know who I am talking to and how long I have been doing
+it. Sometimes you can fool a judge into letting you have more time than
+the rule allows; but with lawyers, enough is enough. We know exactly
+when to put on the brakes with each other. We are not now earning fees
+by the yard or charging by the minute, and when a man is through with
+what he has to say, it is time to sit down, and all I have to say in
+conclusion is, that the more I watch the legal profession and observe
+it, the more I am convinced that with the great responsibility, with the
+great trusts confided to it, with the great issues committed to its
+keeping, with the great power it has to direct public feeling and public
+sentiment, with the great responsibilities resulting, take it as a
+mass&mdash;and there are plenty of rascals in it&mdash;but take it as a mass, and
+measure it up, and God never made a nobler body in these United States.
+[Applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1273" id="Page_1273">[Pg 1273]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>EDWARD OLIVER WOLCOTT</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE BRIGHT LAND TO WESTWARD</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Edward O. Wolcott at the eighty-second annual dinner of
+the New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1887.
+The President, ex-Judge Horace Russell, introduced the speaker as
+follows: "It was an English lawyer who said that the farther he
+went West the more he was convinced that the wise men came from the
+East. We may not be so thoroughly convinced of this after we have
+heard the response to the next regular toast, 'The Pilgrim in the
+West.' I beg to introduce Mr. Edward O. Wolcott, of Colorado."]</p></div>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;It was with great diffidence that
+I accepted the invitation of your President to respond to a toast
+to-night. I realized my incapacity to do justice to the occasion, while
+at the same time I recognized the high compliment conveyed. I felt
+somewhat as the man did respecting the Shakespeare-Bacon controversy; he
+said he didn't know whether Lord Bacon wrote Shakespeare's works or not,
+but if he didn't, he missed the greatest opportunity of his life.
+[Laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>The West is only a larger, and in some respects a better, New England. I
+speak not of those rose gardens of culture, Missouri and Arkansas, but
+otherwise, generally of the States and Territories west of the
+Mississippi, and more particularly, because more advisedly, of Colorado,
+the youngest and most rugged of the-thirty-eight; almost as large in
+area as all New England and New York combined; "with room about her
+hearth for all mankind"; with fertile valleys, and with mines so rich
+and so plentiful that we occasionally, though reluctantly, dispose of
+one to our New York friends. [Laughter.] We have no very rich, no very
+poor, and no almshouses; and in the few localities where we are not good
+enough, New England Home Missionary<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1274" id="Page_1274">[Pg 1274]</a></span> Societies are rapidly bringing us
+up to the Plymouth Rock standard and making us face the Heavenly music.
+[Laughter.] We take annually from our granite hills wealth enough to pay
+for the fertilizers your Eastern and Southern soils require to save them
+from impoverishment. We have added three hundred millions to the coinage
+of the world; and, although you call only for gold, we generously give
+you silver, too. [Laughter.] You are not always inclined to appreciate
+our efforts to swell the circulation, but none the less are we one with
+you in patriotic desire to see the revenues reformed, provided always
+that our own peculiar industries are not affected. Our mountains slope
+toward either sea, and in their shadowy depths we find not only hidden
+wealth, but inspiration and incentive to high thought and noble living,
+for Freedom has ever sought the recesses of the mountains for her
+stronghold, and her spirit hovers there; their snowy summits and the
+long, rolling plains are lightened all day long by the sunshine, and we
+are not only Colorado, but Colorado Claro! [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>Practically, as little is known of the great West by you of the East as
+was known a century ago of New England by our British cousins. Your
+interest in us is, unfortunately, largely the interest on our mortgages,
+your attitude toward us is somewhat critical, and the New England heart
+is rarely aroused respecting the West except when some noble Indian,
+after painting himself and everything else within his reach red, is sent
+to his happy hunting grounds. [Laughter.] Yet, toward the savage, as in
+all things, do not blame us if we follow the Christian example set us by
+our forefathers. We read that the Court at Plymouth, more than fifty
+years after the colony was founded, ordered "That whosoever shall shoot
+off any gun on any unnecessary occasion, or at any game whatsoever,
+except an Indian or a wolf, shall forfeit five shillings for every such
+shot"; and our pious ancestors popped over many an Indian on their way
+to Divine worship. [Laughter.] But when in Colorado, settled less than a
+generation ago, the old New England heredity works itself out and an
+occasional Indian is peppered, the East raises its hands in horror, and
+our offending cowboys could not find admittance even to an Andover
+Probation Society. [Laughter.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1275" id="Page_1275">[Pg 1275]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Where we have a chance to work without precedent, we can point with
+pride of a certain sort to methods at least peaceful. When Mexico was
+conquered, we found ourselves with many thousand Mexicans on hand. I
+don't know how they managed it elsewhere, but in Colorado we not only
+took them by the hand and taught them our ways, but both political
+parties inaugurated a beautiful and generous custom, since more honored
+in the breach than in the observance, which gave these vanquished people
+an insight into and an interest in the workings of republican
+institutions which was marvellous: a custom of presenting to each head
+of a household, being a voter, on election day, from one to five dollars
+in our native silver. [Great laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>If Virginia was the mother of Presidents, New England is the mother of
+States. Of the population of the Western States born in the United
+States, some five per cent, are of New England birth, and of the native
+population more than half can trace a New England ancestry. Often one
+generation sought a resting-place in Ohio, and its successor in Illinois
+or in Iowa, but you will find that the ancestor, less than a century
+ago, was a God-fearing Yankee. New England influences everywhere
+predominate. I do not mean to say that many men from the South have not,
+especially since the war, found homes and citizenship in the West, for
+they have; and most of them are now holding Federal offices. [Laughter.]
+It is nevertheless true that from New England has come the great, the
+overwhelming influence in moulding and controlling Western thought.
+[Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>New England thrift, though a hardy plant, becomes considerably modified
+when transplanted to the loam of the prairies; the penny becomes the
+dime before it reaches the other ocean; Ruth would find rich gleanings
+among our Western sheaves, and the palm of forehandedness opens
+sometimes too freely under the wasteful example which Nature sets all
+over our broad plains; but because the New England ancestor was
+acquisitive, his Western descendant secures first of all his own home.
+[Applause.] The austere and serious views of life which our forefathers
+cherished have given way to a kindlier charity, and we put more hope and
+more interrogation points into our theology than our<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1276" id="Page_1276">[Pg 1276]</a></span> fathers did; but
+the old Puritan teachings, softened by the years and by brighter and
+freer skies, still keep our homes Christian and our home life pure. And
+more, far more than all else, the blood which flows in our veins, the
+blood of the sturdy New Englanders who fought and conquered for an idea,
+quickened and kindled by the Civil War, has imbued and impregnated
+Western men with a patriotism that overrides and transcends all other
+emotions. Pioneers in a new land, laying deep the foundations of the
+young commonwealths, they turn the furrows in a virgin soil, and from
+the seed which they plant there grows, renewed and strengthened with
+each succeeding year, an undying devotion to republican institutions,
+which shall nourish their children and their children's children
+forever. [Prolonged applause.]</p>
+
+<p>An earnest people and a generous! The Civil strife made nothing right
+that was wrong before, and nothing wrong that was right before; it
+simply settled the question of where the greater strength lay. We know
+that</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 7em;">"Who overcomes</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">By force, hath overcome but half his foe,"</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>and that if more remains to be done, it must come because the hearts of
+men are changed. The war is over; the very subject is hackneyed; it is a
+tale that is told, and commerce and enlightened self-interest have
+obliterated all lines. And yet you must forgive us if, before the
+account is finally closed, and the dead and the woe and the tears are
+balanced by all the blessings of a reunited country, some of us still
+listen for a voice we have not yet heard; if we wait for some Southern
+leader to tell us that renewed participation in the management of the
+affairs of this nation carries with it the admission that the question
+of the right of secession is settled, not because the South was
+vanquished, but because the doctrine was and is wrong, forever wrong.
+[Great applause.]</p>
+
+<p>We are a plain people, too, and live far away. We find all the
+excitement we need in the two great political parties, and rather look
+upon the talk of anybody in either party being better than his party, as
+a sort of cant. The hyper<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1277" id="Page_1277">[Pg 1277]</a></span>critical faculty has not reached us yet, and
+we leave to you of the East the exclusive occupancy of the raised dais
+upon which it seems necessary for the independent voter to stand while
+he is counted. [Applause and laughter.]</p>
+
+<p>We are provincial; we have no distinctive literature and no great poets;
+our leading personage abroad of late seems to be the Honorable "Buffalo
+Bill" [laughter], and we use our adjectives so recklessly that the
+polite badinage indulged in toward each other by your New York editors
+to us seems tame and spiritless. In mental achievement we may not have
+fully acquired the use of the fork, and are "but in the gristle and not
+yet hardened into the bone of manhood." We stand toward the East
+somewhat as country to city cousins; about as New to Old England, only
+we don't feel half so badly about it, and on the whole are rather
+pleased with ourselves. [Laughter.] There is not in the whole broad West
+a ranch so lonely or so remote that a public school is not within reach
+of it. With generous help from the East, Western colleges are elevating
+and directing Western thought, and men busy making States yet find time
+to live manly lives and to lend a hand. All this may not be &aelig;sthetic,
+but it is virile, and it leads up and not down. Great poets, and those
+who so touch the hearts of men that the vibration goes down the ages,
+must often find their inspiration when wealth brings leisure to a class,
+or must have "learned in suffering what they teach in song." We can wait
+for our inspired ones; when they come, the work of this generation,
+obscure and commonplace, will have paved the way for them; the general
+intelligence diffused in this half century will, unknown or forgotten,
+yet live in their numbers, and the vivid imaginations of our New England
+ancestors, wasted in depicting the joys and torments of the world to
+come, will, modified by the years, beautify and ennoble the cares of
+this. [Applause.]</p>
+
+<p>There are some things even more important than the highest culture. The
+West is the Almighty's reserve ground, and as the world is filling up.
+He is turning even the old arid plains and deserts into fertile acres,
+and is sending there the rain as well as the sunshine. A high and
+glorious destiny awaits us; soon the balance of population will lie the
+other side of the Mississippi, and the millions that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1278" id="Page_1278">[Pg 1278]</a></span> are coming must
+find waiting for them schools and churches, good government, and a happy
+people:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Who love the land because it is their own,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">And scorn to give aught other reason why;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Would shake hands with a King upon his throne,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">And think it kindness to his Majesty."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>We are beginning to realize, however, that the invitation we have been
+extending to all the world has been rather too general. So far we have
+been able to make American citizens in fact as well as name out of the
+foreign-born immigrants. The task was light while we had the honest and
+industrious to deal with, but the character of some of the present
+immigration has brought a conviction which we hope you share, that the
+sacred rights of citizenship should be withheld from a certain class of
+aliens in race and language, who seek the protection of this Government,
+until they shall have at least learned that the red in our flag is
+commingled with the white and blue and the stars. [Great applause.]</p>
+
+<p>In everything which pertains to progress in the West, the Yankee
+reinforcements step rapidly to the front. Every year she needs more of
+them, and as the country grows the annual demand becomes greater.
+Genuine New Englanders are to be had on tap only in six small States,
+and remembering this we feel that we have the right to demand that in
+the future even more than in the past, the heads of the New England
+households weary not in the good work. [Laughter and applause.]</p>
+
+<p>In these later days of "booms" and New Souths and Great Wests; when
+everybody up North who fired a gun is made to feel that he ought to
+apologize for it, and good fellowship everywhere abounds, there is a
+sort of tendency to fuse; only big and conspicuous things are much
+considered; and New England being small in area and most of her
+distinguished people being dead, she is just now somewhat under an
+eclipse. But in her past she has undying fame. You of New England and
+her borders live always in the atmosphere of her glories; the scenes
+which tell of her achievements are ever near at hand, and familiarity
+and contact may rob them of their charms, and dim to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1279" id="Page_1279">[Pg 1279]</a></span> your eyes their
+sacredness. The sons of New England in the West revisit her as men who
+make pilgrimage to some holy shrine, and her hills and valleys are still
+instinct with noble traditions. In her glories and her history we claim
+a common heritage, and we never wander so far away from her that with
+each recurring anniversary of this day, our hearts do not turn to her
+with renewed love and devotion for our beloved New England; yet&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Not by Eastern windows only,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">When daylight comes, comes in the light;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">In front the sun climbs slow, how slowly,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">But Westward, look, the land is bright!"</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>[Hearty applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1280" id="Page_1280">[Pg 1280]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>LORD WOLSELEY</h2>
+
+<h3>(GARNET JOSEPH WOLSELEY)</h3>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>THE ARMY IN THE TRANSVAAL</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Field-Marshal Viscount Wolseley, Commander-in-Chief of
+the British Army, at a dinner given by the Authors' Club, London,
+November 6, 1899. Dr. Conan Doyle presided.]</p></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;I think that all people who know
+anything about the Army should rejoice extremely that our first
+experiment in mobilization has been as successful as it has been.
+[Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>Your Chairman has mentioned the name of one, a most intimate friend of
+mine, the present Military Secretary. [Lord Lansdowne.] I think the
+nation is very much indebted to him not only for the manner in which
+this mobilization has been carried out, but still more so for having
+laid the foundation on which our mobilization system is based, and for
+making those preparations which led to its complete success. [Cheers.]
+There are many other names I might mention, others who have also devoted
+themselves for many years past in a very quiet manner, and with all the
+ability which now, I am glad to say, so largely permeates the Army, to
+making these preparations and to try to bring this curious army of ours
+up to the level of the modern armies of the world. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>Although I say it myself, I think I may claim for myself and for those
+who have worked with me a certain meed of praise, for we have worked
+under extreme difficulties. Not only under the ordinary difficulties in
+dealing with a very complicated arrangement, but we have had to work in
+the face of the most dire opposition on the part of a great number of
+people who ought to have been the first to help us. ["Hear! Hear!"] The
+Chairman has referred to the op<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1281" id="Page_1281">[Pg 1281]</a></span>position of the Press; but that has been
+nothing to the opposition we have met with in our own profession&mdash;the
+profession of ten, fifteen, or twenty years ago, when great reforms were
+begun in the Army by the ablest War Secretary who has ever been in
+office&mdash;I mean Lord Cardwell. His name is now almost forgotten by the
+present generation, and also the names of many other distinguished
+officers in their day, whose names were associated with many of the
+brightest moments of English victory and English conquest, and who set
+their faces honestly against alteration, and firmly believed that the
+young men of those days were a set of madmen and a set of Radicals who
+were anxious to overturn not only the British Army, but the whole
+British Constitution with it. [Laughter.] This prejudice spread into
+high places, until at last we were looked upon as a party of faddists
+who ought to be banished to the farthest part of our dominions. [Renewed
+laughter.] But I am glad to say that the tree we planted then took root,
+and there gradually grew up around us a body of young officers, men
+highly instructed in their profession, who supported us, carried us
+through, and enabled us to arrive at the perfection which, I think, we
+have now attained. ["Hear! Hear!"]</p>
+
+<p>There has been abroad in the Army for a great many years an earnest
+desire on the part of a large section, certainly, to make themselves
+worthy of the Army and worthy of the nation by whom they were paid, and
+for whose good they existed. That feeling has become more intensified
+every year, and at the present moment, if you examine the Army List, you
+will find that almost all the Staff Officers recently gone out to South
+Africa have been educated at the Staff College, established to teach the
+higher science of our profession and to educate a body of men who will
+be able to conduct the military affairs of the country when it comes to
+their turn to do so. Those men are now arriving at the top of the tree,
+thank God! while many of those magnificent old soldiers under whom I was
+brought up have disappeared from the face of the earth, and others who
+are to be seen at the clubs have come round&mdash;they have been converted in
+their last moments [laughter]; they have the frankness to tell you they
+made a mistake. They<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1282" id="Page_1282">[Pg 1282]</a></span> recognize that they were wrong and that we were
+right. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>I quite endorse what the Chairman says about the success of the
+mobilization, and I will slightly glance at the state of affairs as they
+at present exist in South Africa. I have the advantage of having spent
+some time in South Africa, and of having been&mdash;not only General
+Commanding, but Governor and High Commissioner, with high-sounding
+titles given me by her Majesty. I know, consequently, not only a little
+of South Africa, but a good deal of Boer character. During my stay as
+Governor of the Transvaal, I had many opportunities of knowing people
+whom you have recently seen mentioned as the principal leaders in this
+war against us. There are many traits in their character for which I
+have the greatest possible admiration. They are a very strongly
+conservative people&mdash;I do not mean in a political sense at all, but they
+were, I found, anxious to preserve and conserve all that was best in the
+institutions handed down to them from their forefathers. But of all the
+ignorant people in that world that I have ever been brought into contact
+with, I will back the Boers of South Africa as the most ignorant. At the
+same time they are an honest people. When the last President of the
+Transvaal handed over the government to us&mdash;and I may say, within
+parentheses, that the last thing an Englishman would do under the
+circumstances would be to look in the till&mdash;there was only 4<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i>
+to the credit of the Republic. [Laughter.] Within a few weeks or days of
+the hoisting of the British flag in the Transvaal a bill for &pound;4 10<i>s.</i>
+4<i>d.</i> came in against the Boer Government, and was dishonored. [Renewed
+laughter.] The Boers at that time&mdash;perhaps we did not manage them
+properly&mdash;certainly set their face against us, and things have gone on
+from bad to worse, until the aspiration now moving them is that they
+should rule not only the Transvaal, but that they should rule the whole
+of South Africa. That is the point which I think English people must
+keep before them. There's no question about ruling the Transvaal or the
+Orange Free State&mdash;the one great question that has to be fought out
+between the Dutch in South Africa and the English race is, which is to
+be the predominant Power&mdash;whether it is to be the Boer Republic or the
+English Monarchy. [Cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1283" id="Page_1283">[Pg 1283]</a></span> Well, if I at all understand and know the
+people of this nation, I can see but one end to it, and it will be the
+end that we hope for and have looked for. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>But I would warn every man who takes an interest in this subject not to
+imagine that war can be carried on like a game of chess or some other
+game in which the most powerful intellect wins from the first. War is a
+game of ups and downs, and you may rest assured that it is impossible to
+read in history of any campaign that it has been a march of triumph from
+beginning to end. Therefore, if at the present moment we are suffering
+from disappointments, believe me, those disappointments are in many ways
+useful to us. We have found that the enemy who declared war against
+us&mdash;for they are the aggressors&mdash;are much more powerful and numerous
+than we anticipated. But at the same time, believe me, that anything
+that may have taken place lately to dishearten the English people has
+had a good effect&mdash;it has brought us as a nation closer together. The
+English-speaking people of the world have put their foot down, and
+intend to carry this thing through, no matter what may be the
+consequence. [Cheers.]</p>
+
+<p>I have the greatest possible confidence in British soldiers. I have
+lived in their midst many years of my life, and I am quite certain of
+this, that wherever their officers lead they will follow. If you look
+over the list of our casualties lately, you will find that the British
+officer has led them well. Certainly he has not spared himself; he has
+not been in the background. [Cheers.] He has suffered unfortunately, and
+expects to suffer, and ought to suffer; and I hope most sincerely and
+truly, whatever may be in store for us, whatever battles there may be in
+this war, that when we read the list of casualties there will be a very
+large proportion of officers sufferers as well as men. It would be most
+unworthy of our Army and of our nation if our officers did not lead, and
+if they lead they must suffer as well as those who follow. I am
+extremely obliged to you for the compliment that has been paid to me. It
+has been a very great pleasure for me to come here. I had no idea I was
+to listen to such an admirable speech from your Chairman. I thank you
+sincerely for having listened to me, and hope you will make every
+allowance for any defect in a speech which certainly had not been
+prepared. [Loud cheers.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1284" id="Page_1284">[Pg 1284]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>WU TING-FANG</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>CHINA AND THE UNITED STATES</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Wu Ting-Fang, Chinese Minister to the United States, at
+the annual dinner of the New York Southern Society, New York City,
+February 22, 1899. William M. Polk, the President of the Society,
+occupied the chair. Minister Wu responded to the sentiment, "To our
+newest and nearest neighbor on our Western border, the most ancient
+of Empires, which until now has always been in the Far East, and to
+her distinguished diplomatic representative&mdash;<i>persona grata</i> to our
+Government and to this Society."]</p></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;It is never too late to learn, and
+since I have been here I have learned that my ancient country, which has
+always been known as an Eastern country, has now turned to be a Western
+country. I do not regret to hear this, because Western countries have
+always been looked on as very powerful nations. [Applause.] In that
+sense I would not be sorry to see my own country assume the position
+that your Western countries have always taken. I do not know whether you
+would wish to have your great Nation become an Eastern country in the
+sense in which Eastern countries are popularly known.</p>
+
+<p>When the invitation to dine with you on this occasion was conveyed to me
+I gladly accepted it because the occasion occurred on the anniversary of
+the birth of George Washington, who is widely and popularly known as the
+Father of your country. Long before I came to the United States as the
+representative of my country, even when I was a boy, I had heard of
+George Washington, and from what I could learn about him I formed a
+profound respect for his name and memory. At this banquet you
+appropriately recall to mind the noble character of your Wash<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1285" id="Page_1285">[Pg 1285]</a></span>ington,
+his great deeds, and his unselfish devotion to his country.</p>
+
+<p>It is interesting to know that time changes not only the opinions of
+individuals and parties, but also the traditional policy of a nation. I
+understood when I was a boy that the policy of George Washington was to
+confine his attention and his ambition to the country in which he
+governed. That policy has been followed by all of his successors up to
+very recently. [Laughter and applause.] But the recent momentous events
+have necessitated a new departure. You have been driven to a position
+that you never dreamed of before. You have entered the path of
+Expansion, or, as some call it, Imperialism.</p>
+
+<p>If I understand your chairman correctly, Imperialism practically means
+the power and wisdom to govern. This is not the first time that I have
+heard such a definition of imperialism. I once heard an eminent American
+divine say that imperialism meant civilization&mdash;in an American sense.
+[Laughter.] He also added the word liberty, and with your permission I
+would like to make a still further addition: that is, fairness, and just
+treatment of all classes of persons without distinction of race or
+color. [Cheers.] Well, you have the Philippines ceded to you, and you
+are hesitating whether to keep them or not. I see in that very fact of
+your hesitation an indication of your noble character. Suppose a
+precious gift entailing obligations is tendered to a man; he would
+accept it without any thought or hesitation if he were wholly lacking in
+principle; but you hesitate because of your high moral character, and
+your sense of responsibility. I express no opinion as to whether or not
+you should keep the Philippines. That is for you to decide. I am
+confident that when this question has been thoroughly threshed out, you
+will come to the right decision. I will say this: China must have a
+neighbor; and it is my humble opinion that it is better to have a good
+neighbor than an indifferent one.</p>
+
+<p>Should your country decide to keep the Philippines, what would be the
+consequences? A large trade has been carried on for centuries between
+those islands and China. Your trade would be greatly increased and to
+your benefit. Aside from this the American trade in China has been
+in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1286" id="Page_1286">[Pg 1286]</a></span>creasing largely in the last few years. I have often been asked
+whether we Chinamen are friendly to America. To show you how friendly we
+are, I will tell you that we call your nation a "flowery flag" and that
+we call your people "handsome." Such phrases clearly show that we are
+favorably disposed toward you. If we did not like you, we would not have
+given you such nice names. The officials of China, as well as the
+people, like Americans, and our relations, officially and commercially,
+are cordial.</p>
+
+<p>There is, however, one disturbing element&mdash;one unsatisfactory feature&mdash;I
+refer to your Chinese Immigration law. Your people do not know and do
+not understand my people. You have judged all of my people from the
+Chinese in California. Your Chinese exclusion law has now been in
+operation for fifteen or sixteen years, but it cannot be said to have
+been satisfactory even to yourselves. Those laws were intended to keep
+the Chinese cheap labor out of your country, but they have also kept out
+the better class of my countrymen whom I am satisfied the laws did not
+intend to exclude. I desire to throw no blame on any of your officials
+for their zeal in enforcing the laws. They simply do their duty. But I
+want to point out to you that those laws do not bring about the results
+intended by your legislators. Besides, their existence gives the
+impression in our country that your people do not like our people. I
+personally know that is not so, but I would like to see this disturbing
+element removed by a modification of the laws. Once remove that
+disturbing element and our people would welcome your Americans to China
+with open arms.</p>
+
+<p>As to the character of our people I can refer you only to those who have
+been in China. I will refer you to the opinion of a man who for a great
+many years was in China at the head of the Hong-Kong and Shanghai Bank.
+After twenty-five years' service, he resigned, and on the eve of his
+departure he was given a banquet by foreigners, not by Chinese, mind;
+and in the course of his speech he went out of his way to speak of his
+relations with Chinese merchants. As I remember, the substance of his
+speech was that during all those years in China, he had had dealings
+with Chinese merchants aggregating hundreds of millions<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1287" id="Page_1287">[Pg 1287]</a></span> of dollars, and
+he said that, large as were those dealings, he had never lost a cent
+through any Chinese merchant. That testimony was given unsolicited by a
+man long resident in China, and shows indisputably the character of our
+merchants.</p>
+
+<p>Now that you have become our neighbor, and if you want to deal with
+China, here is the class of people you have to deal with; and if you see
+your way clear to modify the only obstacle that now stands in the way of
+respectable Chinese coming here, and doing away with the false
+impression in the minds of our people, I have no doubt that such a step
+would redound to the benefit of both parties. If you look at the returns
+furnished by your consuls or by our customs returns, you will find that
+your trade in China has increased to a remarkable degree. China is
+constructing a railway from north to south, and she is practically an
+open door for your trade purposes. There is a great field for you there;
+and with all our people favorably disposed toward you, I am sure you
+will receive further benefits through the means of still further
+increased trade. [Loud applause.]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1288" id="Page_1288">[Pg 1288]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>WALTER WYMAN</h2>
+
+
+<h4>SONS OF THE REVOLUTION</h4>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>[Speech of Surgeon-General Walter Wyman at the banquet given in
+Washington, D. C., February 22, 1900, by the Society of the Sons of
+the Revolution in the District of Columbia.]</p></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and Gentlemen</span>:&mdash;In behalf of the Society of the Sons of
+the Revolution in the District of Columbia it becomes my pleasant duty
+to bid you welcome on this occasion, the anniversary of the birthday of
+George Washington, the Father of his country.</p>
+
+<p>The Society of the Sons of the Revolution was founded in 1883, in New
+York, its purpose, as expressed by the Constitution, being "to
+perpetuate the memory of the men, who, in the military, naval, and civic
+service of the Colonies and of the Continental Congress, by their acts
+and counsel achieved the independence of the Country." The New York
+Society, to be historically correct, was instituted February 22, 1876,
+but was reorganized in 1883, when the General Society was formed. State
+Societies were subsequently formed in Alabama, California, Colorado,
+Connecticut, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana,
+Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri,
+Montana, New Hampshire, New Jersey, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio,
+Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia,
+State of Washington, and West Virginia, there being, therefore,
+thirty-one State Societies, with a total membership of 6,031. The
+District of Columbia Society was formed in 1889, and now numbers over
+two hundred and fifty members.</p>
+
+<p>The object of these Societies is not, as some may im<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1289" id="Page_1289">[Pg 1289]</a></span>agine, to indulge a
+pride of ancestry, or to establish exclusive organizations with a
+membership dependent upon the deeds of forefathers for its own
+distinction, but rather to encourage and stimulate a desire for
+knowledge of the problems which were presented to, and the circumstances
+which confronted our revolutionary forefathers; to study their courage
+and wisdom in council and their valor in war, which resulted in the
+establishment of a Republic, the most potent in the history of the
+world.</p>
+
+<p>The illumination of the past is useless unless its rays are made to
+penetrate into the present, bestowing guidance and confidence. The
+records of our forefathers, therefore, are brought forth and published
+to the world, chiefly to stimulate ourselves to like courage and
+devotion should occasion arise.</p>
+
+<p>The patriotism displayed by both the North and the South during the War
+of the Rebellion, and the patriotism displayed during the recent
+Spanish-American War, are evidences that true American spirit is as
+strong to-day as it was in the days which gave birth to our Republic.
+The associations now in existence, having their origin in the War of the
+Rebellion and the Spanish-American War, are similar in their aim and
+objects to the Society of the Sons of the Revolution. This Society seeks
+to preserve the records of the founders of the Republic, to cause these
+records to be published and preserved in permanent form&mdash;not only those
+which are to be found in the archives of the Nation and of the States,
+but fragmentary facts of vast interest, in the hands of private
+individuals, which would otherwise become lost or forgotten. It erects
+monuments to commemorate the lives of distinguished men, and mural
+tablets to signalize important events; it establishes prize essays for
+competition among school children on subjects relating to the American
+Revolution, and seeks to inspire respect and affection for the flag of
+the Union.</p>
+
+<p>The numerous celebrations and excursions to points of historical
+interest, of the District of Columbia Society, within the past ten
+years, must still be fresh in the minds of many among this audience.
+Each Fourth of July, each Washington's Birthday, as well as on other
+occasions within the past ten years, has this Society indulged in
+patriotic<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1290" id="Page_1290">[Pg 1290]</a></span> celebration. The celebration of to-day is of peculiar
+significance. Questions, second only in importance to those which
+confronted Washington, are before us. The Nation is entering upon a
+career of influence and beneficence which even Washington never dreamed
+of. Questions of government, involving the rights of men, the
+responsibilities of the strong in their relations to the weak, the
+promulgation of freedom without license, are problems facing the
+American Congress and the people to-day. The force of events has
+extended the responsibility of these United States to Cuba, Porto Rico,
+Hawaii, the Philippines, Guam, and Samoa.</p>
+
+<p>During the events of the past two years every thinking man and woman
+must have been impressed by the gravity of the problems with which our
+present Chief Executive has been forced to grapple: problems that have
+demanded of him many of the great qualities which distinguished our
+first President. These problems involved a steady adherence to what is
+right, a lofty patriotism sinking the individual in the consideration of
+the public good. Firmness before the enemy, buoyancy and strength before
+friends, and humility before the Creator who disposes of all things.
+These are elements of character which not only distinguished George
+Washington, but which I am only echoing public sentiment in saying
+likewise have distinguished our present Chief Executive, and inspired an
+affection for and a confidence in the name of William McKinley.</p>
+
+<p>It is peculiarly befitting at this time, therefore, to study those
+characteristics of great men which enable them to meet great emergencies
+and at the same time preserve their own simplicity and nobility of
+character untainted by selfishness. Of the living we may not speak too
+freely, but every act and sentiment of him "who by his unwearied
+exertions in the cabinet and in the field achieved for us the glorious
+revolution," is ours for contemplation and comment. Both time and place
+are singularly appropriate. In this city bearing his name, facing the
+noble shaft erected to his memory, within the territory which he most
+frequented, and almost in sight of his stately home on the Potomac, it
+is befitting that we here celebrate his natal day. [Prolonged applause.]</p>
+
+<p><br /><br /></p>
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> Robert G. Ingersoll.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_2_2" id="Footnote_2_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2_2"><span class="label">[2]</span></a> Jay Gould.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_3_3" id="Footnote_3_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3_3"><span class="label">[3]</span></a> <span class="smcap">Translation</span>.&mdash;Will you kindly allow me to make my
+speech in French? If I address you in a tongue that I do not speak, and
+that no one here understands, I must lay the entire blame on that
+unfortunate example of Mr. Coudert. What I desire to say is&mdash;</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_4_4" id="Footnote_4_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4_4"><span class="label">[4]</span></a> <span class="smcap">Translation</span>.&mdash;When the heart is full it overflows,
+and this evening my heart is full of France, but&mdash;</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_5_5" id="Footnote_5_5"></a><a href="#FNanchor_5_5"><span class="label">[5]</span></a> Henry W. Grady.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_6_6" id="Footnote_6_6"></a><a href="#FNanchor_6_6"><span class="label">[6]</span></a> Glaucopis.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_7_7" id="Footnote_7_7"></a><a href="#FNanchor_7_7"><span class="label">[7]</span></a> Allusion to John T. Hoffman, who occupied the post of
+Recorder previous to his election as Mayor.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_8_8" id="Footnote_8_8"></a><a href="#FNanchor_8_8"><span class="label">[8]</span></a> Mrs. Ripley.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_9_9" id="Footnote_9_9"></a><a href="#FNanchor_9_9"><span class="label">[9]</span></a> Charles Cotesworth Beaman.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_10_10" id="Footnote_10_10"></a><a href="#FNanchor_10_10"><span class="label">[10]</span></a> Horace Porter.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_11_11" id="Footnote_11_11"></a><a href="#FNanchor_11_11"><span class="label">[11]</span></a> Harriet Beecher Stowe, died July 1, 1896.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_12_12" id="Footnote_12_12"></a><a href="#FNanchor_12_12"><span class="label">[12]</span></a> Abraham Lincoln.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_13_13" id="Footnote_13_13"></a><a href="#FNanchor_13_13"><span class="label">[13]</span></a> Professor Woodrow Wilson was, at the suggestion of the
+retiring president (Francis Landey Patton) of Princeton University,
+unanimously elected to fill his place as president, June 9, 1902.</p></div>
+</div>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
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+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Modern Eloquence: Vol III, After-Dinner
+Speeches P-Z, by Various
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
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+
+
+Title: Modern Eloquence: Vol III, After-Dinner Speeches P-Z
+
+Author: Various
+
+Release Date: May 19, 2006 [EBook #18422]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MODERN ELOQUENCE: VOL III ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Audrey Longhurst, Janet Blenkinship and the
+Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ MODERN ELOQUENCE
+
+
+ LIBRARY OF
+
+ AFTER-DINNER SPEECHES, LECTURES
+
+ OCCASIONAL ADDRESSES
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: _PRISCILLA AND JOHN ALDEN_
+
+ _Photogravure after a painting by Lasalett J. Potts_
+
+ An admirable conception of the old story of an early Puritan courtship
+ famous in song and story, and made use of by many New England orators.]
+
+
+
+
+ MODERN
+
+ ELOQUENCE
+
+
+ EDITOR
+
+ THOMAS B REED
+
+ JUSTIN McCARTHY . ROSSITER JOHNSON
+
+ ALBERT ELLERY BERGH
+
+
+ ASSOCIATE EDITORS
+
+
+
+ VOLUME III
+
+ After-Dinner
+
+ Speeches
+
+ P-Z
+
+
+ GEO. L. SHUMAN & CO.
+ CHICAGO
+ Copyright, 1903
+ JOHN R SHUMAN
+
+
+
+
+ _COMMITTEE OF SELECTION_
+
+
+ EDWARD EVERETT HALE, Author of "The Man Without a Country."
+
+ JOHN B. GORDON, Former United States Senator.
+
+ NATHAN HASKELL DOLE, Associate Editor "International Library of
+ Famous Literature."
+
+ JAMES B. POND, Manager Lecture Bureau; Author of "Eccentricities of
+ Genius."
+
+ GEORGE McLEAN HARPER, Professor of English Literature, Princeton
+ University.
+
+ LORENZO SEARS, Professor of English Literature, Brown University.
+
+ EDWIN M. BACON, Former Editor "Boston Advertiser" and "Boston Post."
+
+ J. WALKER McSPADDEN, Managing Editor "Edition Royale" of Balzac's
+ Works.
+
+ F. CUNLIFFE OWEN, Member Editorial Staff "New York Tribune."
+
+ TRUMAN A. DEWEESE, Member Editorial Staff "Chicago Times-Herald."
+
+ CHAMP CLARK, Member of Congress from Missouri.
+
+ MARCUS BENJAMIN, Editor, National Museum, Washington, D. C.
+
+ CLARK HOWELL, Editor "Atlanta Constitution."
+
+
+ INTRODUCTIONS AND SPECIAL ARTICLES BY
+
+ THOMAS B. REED,
+ LORENZO SEARS,
+ CHAMP CLARK,
+ HAMILTON WRIGHT MABIE,
+ JONATHAN P. DOLLIVER,
+ EDWARD EVERETT HALE,
+ ALBERT ELLERY BERGH.
+
+ NOTE.--A large number of the most distinguished speakers of
+ this country and Great Britain have selected their own best speeches for
+ this Library. These speakers include Whitelaw Reid, William Jennings
+ Bryan, Henry van Dyke, Henry M. Stanley, Newell Dwight Hillis, Joseph
+ Jefferson, Sir Henry Irving, Arthur T. Hadley, John D. Long, David Starr
+ Jordan, and many others of equal note.
+
+
+
+
+ _CONTENTS_
+
+ VOLUME III
+
+
+ PAGE
+ PAGE, THOMAS NELSON
+ The Torch of Civilization 861
+
+ PALMER, GEORGE M.
+ The Lawyer in Politics 872
+
+ PALMERSTON, LORD (HENRY JOHN TEMPLE)
+ Illusions Created by Art 876
+
+ PAXTON, JOHN R.
+ A Scotch-Irishman's Views of the Puritan 880
+
+ PHELPS, EDWARD JOHN
+ Farewell Address 887
+
+ PINERO, ARTHUR WING
+ The Drama 892
+
+ PORTER, HORACE
+ Men of Many Inventions 897
+ How to Avoid the Subject 904
+ A Trip Abroad with Depew 908
+ Woman 913
+ Friendliness of the French 919
+ The Citizen Soldier 924
+ The Many-Sided Puritan 928
+ Abraham Lincoln 931
+ Sires and Sons 935
+ The Assimilated Dutchman 939
+ Tribute to General Grant 944
+
+ PORTER, NOAH
+ Teachings of Science and Religion 950
+
+ POTTER, HENRY CODMAN
+ The Church 955
+
+ PRYOR, ROGER ATKINSON
+ Virginia's Part in American History 959
+
+ QUINCY, JOSIAH
+ Welcome to Dickens 964
+
+ RAYMOND, ANDREW V. V.
+ The Dutch as Enemies 970
+
+ READ, OPIE P.
+ Modern Fiction 976
+
+ REID, WHITELAW
+ The Press--Right or Wrong 979
+ Gladstone, England's Greatest Leader 981
+
+ ROBBINS, W. L.
+ The Pulpit and the Bar 985
+
+ ROCHE, JAMES JEFFREY
+ The Press 988
+
+ ROOSA, D. B. ST. JOHN
+ The Salt of the Earth 992
+
+ ROOSEVELT, THEODORE
+ The Hollander as an American 998
+ True Americanism and Expansion 1002
+
+ ROSEBERY, LORD (ARCHIBALD PHILIP PRIMROSE)
+ Portrait and Landscape Painting 1008
+
+ SALA, GEORGE AUGUSTUS
+ Friend and Foe 1014
+
+ SALISBURY, LORD
+ (ROBERT ARTHUR TALBOT GASCOYNE-CECIL)
+ Kitchener in Africa 1018
+
+ SAMPSON, WILLIAM THOMAS
+ Victory in Superior Numbers 1023
+
+ SCHENCK, NOAH HUNT
+ Truth and Trade 1026
+
+ SCHLEY, WINFIELD SCOTT
+ The Navy in Peace and in War 1031
+
+ SCHLIEMANN, HEINRICH
+ The Beginnings of Art 1034
+
+ SCHURZ, CARL
+ The Old World and the New 1036
+
+ SEWARD, WILLIAM H.
+ A Pious Pilgrimage 1042
+
+ SHERMAN, WILLIAM TECUMSEH
+ The Army and Navy 1046
+ A Reminiscence of the War 1051
+
+ SMITH, BALLARD
+ The Press of the South 1057
+
+ SMITH, CHARLES EMORY
+ Ireland's Struggles 1059
+ The President's Prelude 1062
+
+ SPENCER, HERBERT
+ The Gospel of Relaxation 1067
+
+ STANLEY, ARTHUR PENRHYN
+ America Visited 1073
+
+ STANLEY, HENRY MORTON
+ Through the Dark Continent 1077
+
+ STEDMAN, EDMUND CLARENCE
+ Tribute to Richard Henry Stoddard 1085
+
+ STEPHEN, LESLIE
+ The Critic 1091
+
+ STORRS, RICHARD SALTER
+ The Victory at Yorktown 1094
+
+ STRYKER, WILLIAM SCUDDER
+ Dutch Heroes of the New World 1104
+
+ SULLIVAN, SIR ARTHUR
+ Music 1108
+
+ SUMNER, CHARLES
+ Intercourse with China 1110
+ The Qualities that Win 1115
+
+ TALMAGE, THOMAS DEWITT
+ Behold the American! 1122
+ What I Know about the Dutch 1128
+
+ TAYLOR, BAYARD
+ Tribute to Goethe 1136
+
+ THOMPSON, SLASON
+ The Ethics of the Press 1139
+
+ TILTON, THEODORE
+ Woman 1142
+
+ TWICHELL, JOSEPH HOPKINS
+ Yankee Notions 1147
+ The Soldier Stamp 1153
+
+ TYNDALL, JOHN
+ Art and Science 1160
+
+ VAN DE WATER, GEORGE ROE
+ Dutch Traits 1162
+
+ VERDERY, MARION J.
+ The South in Wall Street 1168
+
+ WALES, PRINCE OF (ALBERT EDWARD)
+ The Colonies 1175
+
+ WALLACE, HUGH C.
+ The Southerner in the West 1178
+
+ WARD, SAMUEL BALDWIN
+ The Medical Profession 1182
+
+ WARNER, CHARLES DUDLEY
+ The Rise of "The Atlantic" 1186
+
+ WATTERSON, HENRY
+ Our Wives 1189
+ The Puritan, and the Cavalier 1191
+
+ WAYLAND, HEMAN LINCOLN
+ The Force of Ideas 1197
+ Causes of Unpopularity 1201
+
+ WEBSTER, DANIEL
+ The Constitution and the Union 1210
+
+ WHEELER, JOSEPH
+ The American Soldier 1220
+
+ WHIPPLE, EDWIN PERCY
+ China Emerging from Her Isolation 1225
+ The Sphere of Woman 1229
+
+ WHITE, ANDREW DICKSON
+ Commerce and Diplomacy 1232
+
+ WILEY, HARVEY WASHINGTON
+ The Ideal Woman 1240
+
+ WILSON, WOODROW
+ Our Ancestral Responsibilities 1248
+
+ WINSLOW, JOHN
+ The First Thanksgiving Day 1253
+
+ WINTER, WILLIAM
+ Tribute to John Gilbert 1257
+ Tribute to Lester Wallack 1260
+
+ WINTHROP, ROBERT C.
+ The Ottoman Empire 1263
+
+ WISE, JOHN SERGEANT
+ Captain John Smith 1266
+ The Legal Profession 1271
+
+ WOLCOTT, EDWARD OLIVER
+ The Bright Land to Westward 1273
+
+ WOLSELEY, LORD (GARNET JOSEPH WOLSELEY)
+ The Army in the Transvaal 1280
+
+ WU TING-FANG
+ China and the United States 1284
+
+ WYMAN, WALTER
+ Sons of the Revolution 1288
+
+
+
+
+ ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+ VOLUME III
+
+ PAGE
+
+ PRISCILLA AND JOHN ALDEN _Frontispiece_
+ Photogravure after a painting by Lasalett J.
+ Potts
+
+ "LAW" 872
+ Photo-engraving in colors after the original mosaic
+ panel by Frederick Dielman
+
+ HORACE PORTER 897
+ Photogravure after a photograph from life
+
+ THE MINUTE MAN 936
+ Photogravure after a photograph
+
+ THEODORE ROOSEVELT 998
+ Photogravure after a photograph from life
+
+ LORD ROSEBERY (ARCHIBALD PHILIP PRIMROSE) 1008
+ Photogravure after a photograph from life
+
+ HENRY WATTERSON 1189
+ Photogravure after a photograph from life
+
+ THE NATIONAL MONUMENT TO THE FOREFATHERS 1210
+ Photogravure after a photograph
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS NELSON PAGE
+
+
+THE TORCH OF CIVILIZATION
+
+ [Speech of Thomas Nelson Page at the twentieth annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1899. The
+ President, Frederic A. Ward, said: "In these days of blessed amity,
+ when there is no longer a united South or a disunited North, when
+ the boundary of the North is the St. Lawrence and the boundary of
+ the South the Rio Grande, and Mason and Dixon's Line is forever
+ blotted from the map of our beloved country, and the nation has
+ grown color-blind to blue and gray, it is with peculiar pleasure
+ that we welcome here to-night a distinguished and typical
+ representative of that noble people who live in that part of the
+ present North that used to be called Dixie, of whom he has himself
+ so beautifully and so truly said, 'If they bore themselves
+ haughtily in their hour of triumph, they bore defeat with splendid
+ fortitude. Their entire system crumbled and fell around them in
+ ruins; they remained unmoved; they suffered the greatest
+ humiliation of modern times; their slaves were put over them; they
+ reconquered their section and preserved the civilization of the
+ Anglo-Saxon.' It is not necessary, ladies and gentlemen, that I
+ should introduce the next speaker to you, for I doubt not that you
+ all belong to the multitude of mourners, who have wept real tears
+ with black Sam and Miss Annie beside the coffin of Marse Chan; but
+ I will call upon our friend, Thomas Nelson Page, to respond to the
+ next toast, 'The Debt Each Part of the Country Owes the Other.'"]
+
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:--I did not remember that I had written
+anything as good as that which my friend has just quoted. It sounded to
+me, as he quoted it, very good indeed. At any rate, it is very true,
+and, perhaps, that it is true is the reason that you have done me the
+honor to invite me here to-night. I have been sitting for an hour in
+such a state of tremulousness and fright, facing this audience I was to
+address, that the ideas I had carefully gathered together have, I fear,
+rather taken flight; but I shall give them to you as they come, though
+they may not be in quite as good order as I should like them. The gift
+of after-dinner speaking is one I heard illustrated the other day very
+well at a dinner at which my friend, Judge Bartlett and I were present.
+A gentleman told a story of an English bishop travelling in a
+third-class railway carriage with an individual who was swearing most
+tremendously, originally, and picturesquely, till finally the bishop
+said to him: "My dear sir, where in the world did you learn to swear in
+that extraordinary manner?" And he said, "It can't be learned, it is a
+gift." After-dinner speaking is a gift I have often envied, ladies and
+gentlemen, and as I have not it I can only promise to tell you what I
+really think on the subject which I am here to speak about to-night.
+
+I feel that in inviting me here as the representative of the South to
+speak on this occasion, I could not do you any better honor than to tell
+you precisely what I do think and what those, I in a manner represent,
+think; and I do not know that our views would differ very materially
+from yours. I could not, if I would, undertake merely to be entertaining
+to you. I am very much in that respect like an old darky I knew of down
+in Virginia, who on one occasion was given by his mistress some
+syllabub. It was spiced a little with--perhaps--New England rum, or
+something quite as strong that came from the other side of Mason and
+Dixon's Line, but still was not very strong. When he got through she
+said, "How did you like that?" He said, "If you gwine to gimme foam,
+gimme foam; but if you gwine to gimme dram, gimme dram." You do not want
+from me syllabub I am sure.
+
+When I came here I had no idea that I was to address so imposing an
+assemblage as this. I had heard about forefathers and knew that there
+were foremothers also, but did not know that they were going to grace
+this assembly with their presence as they do to-night. When a youngster,
+I was told by an old gentleman, before the day of the unhappy
+stenographer, "You can go out in the world all right if you have four
+speeches. If you have one for the Fourth of July, one for a tournament
+address, one to answer the toast to 'Woman,' and the fourth 'to sweep
+all creation.'" I thought of bringing with me my Fourth of July speech.
+If I had known I was going to address this audience I would have
+brought along the one that answered the toast to "Woman."
+
+But I do not know any man in the world better prepared to address you on
+the subject of my toast, "The Debt Each Part of the Country Owes the
+Other," than myself, for I married a lady from the North. She
+represented in her person the blood both of Virginia and of New England.
+Her mother was a Virginian and her father a gentleman from New
+Hampshire; consequently, as I have two young daughters, who always
+declare themselves Yankees, I am here to speak with due gratitude to
+both sections, and with strong feeling for both sections to-night.
+
+It seems to me that the two sections which we have all heard talked
+about so much in the past, have been gradually merging into one, and
+Heaven knows I hope there may never be but one again. In the nature of
+things it was impossible at first that there could be only one, but of
+late the one great wall that divided them has passed away, and, standing
+here facing you to-night, I feel precisely as I should if I were
+standing facing an audience of my own dear Virginians. There is no
+longer division among us. They say that the South became reconciled and
+showed its loyalty to the Union first at the time of the war with Spain.
+It is not true; the South became reconciled and showed its loyalty to
+the Union after Appomattox. When Lee laid down his arms and accepted the
+terms of the magnanimous Grant, the South rallied behind him, and he
+went to teach peace and amity and union to his scholars at Lexington, to
+the sons of his old soldiers. It is my pride that I was one of the
+pupils at that university, which bears the doubly-honored names of
+Washington and Lee. He taught us only fealty to the Union and to the
+flag of the Union. He taught us also that we should never forget the
+flag under which our fathers fought during the Civil War. With it are
+embalmed the tears, the holy memories that cluster thick around our
+hearts, and I should be unworthy to stand and talk to you to-night as an
+honorable man if I did not hold in deepest reverence that flag that
+represented the spirit that actuated our fathers. It stood for the
+principles of liberty, and, strange as it may seem, both sides, though
+fighting under different banners, fought for the same principles seen
+from different sides. It has not interfered with our loyalty to the
+Union since that flag was furled.
+
+I do not, however, mean to drift into that line of thought. I do not
+think that it is really in place here to-night, but I want you to know
+how we feel at the South. Mason and Dixon's Line is laid down on no map
+and no longer laid down in the memory of either side. The Mason and
+Dixon's Line of to-day is that which circumscribes this great Union,
+with all its advantages, all its hopes, and all its aspirations. This is
+the Mason and Dixon's Line for us to-day, and as a representative of the
+South, I am here to speak to you on that account. We do owe--these two
+sections do owe--each other a great deal. But I will tell you what we
+owe each other more, perhaps, than anything else. When this country was
+settled for us it was with sparsely scattered settlements, ranging along
+the Atlantic coast. When the first outside danger threatened it, the two
+sections immediately drew together. New England had formed her own
+confederation, and at the South the Carolinas and Virginia had a
+confederation of their own, though not so compact; but the first thing
+formed when danger threatened this country was a committee of safety,
+which immediately began correspondence among the several colonies, and
+it was the fact that these very colonies stood together in the face of
+danger, shoulder to shoulder, and back to back, that enabled us to
+achieve what we did achieve.
+
+Standing here, on this great anniversary at the very end of the century,
+facing the new century, it is impossible that one should not look back,
+and equally impossible that one should not look forward. We are just at
+the close of what we call, and call rightly, a century of great
+achievements. We pride ourselves upon the work this country has
+accomplished. We point to a government based upon the consent of the
+governed, such as the world has never seen; wealth which has been piled
+up such as no country has ever attained within that time, or double or
+quadruple that time. It is such a condition of life as never existed in
+any other country. From Mount Desert to the Golden Gate, yes, from the
+islands which Columbus saw, thinking he had found the East Indies, to
+the East Indies themselves, where, even as I speak, the American flag
+is being planted, our possessions and our wealth extend. We have, though
+following the arts of peace, an army ready to rise at the sound of the
+bugle greater than Rome was ever able to summon behind her golden
+eagles. We are right to call it a century of achievement. We pride
+ourselves upon it. Now, who achieved that? Not we, personally; our
+fathers achieved it; your fathers and my fathers; your fathers, when
+they left England and set their prows westward and landed upon the
+rock-bound coast; when they drew up their compact of civil government,
+which was a new thing in the history of the world. We did our part in
+the South, and when the time came they staked all that they had upon the
+principle of a government based only upon the consent of the governed.
+
+We pride ourselves upon the fact that we can worship God according to
+the dictates of our own conscience. We speak easily of God, "whose
+service is perfect freedom," but it was not we, but our fathers who
+achieved that. Our fathers "left us an heritage, and it has brought
+forth abundantly."
+
+I say this to draw clearly the line between mere material wealth and
+that which is the real wealth and welfare of a people. We are rich, but
+our fathers were poor. How did they achieve it? Not by their wealth, but
+by their character--by their devotion to principle. When I was thinking
+of the speech I was to make here to-night, I asked the descendant of a
+New Englander what he would say was the best thing that the fathers had
+left to the country. He thought for a second and made me a wise answer.
+He said, "I think it was their character." That is indeed the heritage
+they left us; they left us their character. Wealth will not preserve
+that which they left us; not wealth, not power, not "dalliance nor wit"
+will preserve it; nothing but that which is of the spirit will preserve
+it, nothing but character.
+
+The whole story of civilization speaks this truth with trumpet voice.
+One nation rises upon the ruins of another nation. It is when Samson
+lies in the lap of Delilah that the enemy steals upon him and ensnares
+him and binds him. It was when the great Assyrian king walked through
+his palace, and looking around him said in his pride, "Is not this great
+Babylon that I have built for the honor of the kingdom and for the honor
+of my majesty?" that the voice came to him, even while the words were in
+the king's mouth (saith the chronicle), "Thy kingdom is departed from
+thee." It was when Belshazzar sat feasting in his Babylonian palace,
+with his lords and ladies, eating and drinking out of the golden vessels
+that had been sacred to the Lord, that the writing came upon the wall,
+"Thou art weighed in the balance and found wanting." Not only in the
+palace, but all through the great city there was feasting and dancing.
+Why should they not feast and why should they not dance? They were
+secure, with walls that were 350 feet high, eighty-five feet thick, with
+a hundred brazen gates, the city filled with greater wealth than had
+ever been brought before within walls. But out in the country a few
+hardy mountaineers had been digging ditches for some time. Nobody took
+much account of them, yet even that night, in the midst of Belshazzar's
+luxury and feasting, the veteran troops of Cyrus were marching silently
+under the dripping walls, down the bed of the lowered Euphrates, so that
+that which had been the very passageway of Babylon's wealth became the
+pathway of her ruin.
+
+Unless we preserve the character and the institutions our fathers gave
+us we will go down as other nations have gone. We may talk and theorize
+as much as we please, but this is the law of nature--the stronger pushes
+the weaker to the wall and takes its place.
+
+In the history of civilization first one nation rises and becomes the
+torch-bearer, and then another takes the torch as it becomes stronger,
+the stronger always pushing the weaker aside and becoming in its turn
+the leader. So it has been with the Assyrian, and Babylonian, and
+Median, and, coming on down, with the Greek, the Roman, the Frank, and
+then came that great race, the Anglo-Saxon-Teutonic race, which seems to
+me to-day to be the great torch-bearer for this and for the next coming
+time. Each nation that has borne the torch of civilization has followed
+some path peculiarly its own. Egyptian, Syrian, Persian, Greek, Roman,
+Frank, all had their ideal of power--order and progress directed under
+Supreme authority, maintained by armed organization. We bear the torch
+of civilization because we possess the principles of civil liberty, and
+we have the character, or should have the character, which our fathers
+have transmitted to us with which to uphold it. If we have it not, then
+be sure that with the certainty of a law of nature some nation--it may
+be one or it may be another--it may be Grecian or it may be Slav,
+already knocking at our doors, will push us from the way, and take the
+torch and bear it onward, and we shall go down.
+
+But I have no fear of the future. I think, looking around upon the
+country at present, that even if it would seem to us at times that there
+are gravest perils which confront us, that even though there may be
+evidence of weakening in our character, notwithstanding this I say, I
+believe the great Anglo-Saxon race, not only on the other side of the
+water, but on this side of the water--and when I say the Anglo-Saxon
+race I mean the great white, English-speaking race--I use the other term
+because there is none more satisfactory to me--contains elements which
+alone can continue to be the leaders of civilization, the elements of
+fundamental power, abiding virtue, public and private. Wealth will not
+preserve a state; it must be the aggregation of individual integrity in
+its members, in its citizens, that shall preserve it. That integrity, I
+believe, exists, deep-rooted among our people. Sometimes when I read
+accounts of vice here and there eating into the heart of the people, I
+feel inclined to be pessimistic; but when I come face to face with the
+American and see him in his life, as he truly is; when I reflect on the
+great body of our people that stretch from one side of this country to
+the other, their homes perched on every hill and nestled in every
+valley, and recognize the sterling virtue and the kind of character that
+sustains it, built on the rock of those principles that our fathers
+transmitted to us, my pessimism disappears and I know that not only for
+this immediate time but for many long generations to come, with that
+reservoir of virtue to draw from, we shall sustain and carry both
+ourselves and the whole human race forward.
+
+There are many problems that confront us which we can only solve by the
+exercise of our utmost courage and wisdom. I do not want anything I say
+here this evening to have in the least degree the complexion of a
+political talk. I am like a friend of mine down in Virginia who told me
+that he never could talk politics with a man, "Because," he says, "I am
+that sort of a blanked fool that thinks if a man disagrees with him in
+politics he has insulted him." Consequently, I am not discussing this
+matter in any political sense whatever. But I feel quite sure, though I
+see many men whose opinion I respect who disagree with me, that yet this
+great people of ours is strong enough to carry through any obligations
+whatever which they may take up. I have no fear, however it may cause
+trouble, or may create difference and complication, of our extending our
+flag in the way we have done of late. I know that I differ with a very
+considerable section of the people of the South from whom I come, but I
+have no question whatever that we possess the strength to maintain any
+obligation that we assume, and I feel sure that in the coming years this
+great race of ours will have shown strength and resolution enough not
+only to preserve itself, to preserve the great heritage our fathers have
+given us of civil liberty here, but also to carry it to the isles of the
+sea, and, if necessary, to the nations beyond the sea. Of one thing I am
+very sure, that had our fathers been called on to solve this problem
+they would have solved it, not in the light of a hundred years ago, but
+in that of the present.
+
+Among the problems that confront us we have one great problem, already
+alluded to indirectly to-night. You do not have it here in the North as
+we have it with us in the South, and yet, I think, it is a problem that
+vitally concerns you too. There is no problem that can greatly affect
+one section of this country that does not affect the other. As I came
+into your city to-night I saw your great structure across the river
+here, binding the two great cities together and making them one, and I
+remember that as I came the last time into your beautiful bay down
+yonder, I saw what seemed to be a mere web of gossamer, a bare hand's
+breadth along the horizon. It seemed as if I might have swept it away
+with my hand if I could have reached it, so airy and light it was in the
+distance, but when I came close to it to-night I found that it was one
+of the greatest structures that human intellect has ever devised. I saw
+it thrilling and vibrating with every energy of our pulsating, modern
+life. At a distance it looked as if the vessels nearest would strike it,
+full head, and carry it away. When I reached it I saw that it was so
+high, so vast, that the traffic of your great stream passed easily
+backward and forward under it. So it is with some of these problems.
+They may appear very small to you, ladies and gentlemen, or to us, when
+seen at a distance--as though merely a hand-sweep would get rid of them;
+but I tell you they are too vast to be moved easily.
+
+There is one that with us overshadows all the rest. The great
+Anglo-Saxon race in the section of this country containing the
+inhabitants of the South understands better than you do the gravity of
+that great problem which confronts them. It is "like the pestilence that
+walketh in darkness, the destruction that wasteth at noonday." It
+confronts us all the day; it is the spectre that ever sits beside our
+bed. No doubt we make mistakes about it; no doubt there are outbreaks
+growing out of some phases of it that astound, and shock, and stun you,
+as they do ourselves. But believe me, the Anglo-Saxon race has set
+itself, with all its power, to face it and to overcome it; to solve it
+in some way, and in the wisest way. Have patience and it will be solved.
+Time is the great solver, and time alone. If you knew the problem as I
+do, my words would have more weight with you than they have. I cannot,
+perhaps, expect you even to understand entirely what I am saying to you,
+but when I tell you that it is the greatest problem that at present
+faces the South, as it has done for the last thirty years, I am saying
+it to you as an American--one of yourselves, who wants to get at the
+right, and get at the truth, and who will get on his knees and thank God
+for anyone who will tell him how to solve the problem and meet the
+dangers that are therein.
+
+Those dangers are not only for us, they are for you. The key to it, in
+our opinion, is that to which I alluded but just now; that for the
+present, at least, the white race is the torch-bearer of civilization,
+not only for itself, but for the world. There is only one thing that I
+can say assuredly, and that is that never again will that element of the
+white race, the white people of the South, any more than you of the
+North, consent to be dominated by any weaker race whatsoever. And on
+this depends your salvation, no less than ours. Some of you may remember
+that once, during that great siege of Petersburg, which resulted, in the
+beginning of April, 1865, in the capture of the city and the overthrow
+of the Confederacy, there was an attempt made to mine the hitherto
+impregnable lines of General Lee. Finally, one cold morning, the mine
+was sprung, and a space perhaps double the length of one of your squares
+was blown up, carrying everything adjacent into the air and making a
+breach in the lines. Beside a little stream under the hill in the Union
+lines was massed a large force, a section of which, in front, was
+composed of negroes. They were hurried forward to rush the breach that
+had been created. They were wild with the ardor of battle. As it
+happened, a part of the gray line which had held the adjacent trenches,
+knowing the peril, had thrown themselves, in the dim dawn of the
+morning, across the newly made breach, and when they found the colored
+troops rushing in they nerved themselves anew to the contest. I may say
+to you calmly, after thirty odd years of experience with the negro race,
+that it was well for the town of Petersburg that morning that that
+attempt to carry the lines failed. That thin gray line there in the gray
+dawn set themselves to meet the on-rushing columns and hold them till
+knowledge of the attack spread and succor arrived. You may not agree
+with me that what happened at that time is happening now; but I tell you
+as one who has stood on the line, that we are not only holding it for
+ourselves, but for you. It is the white people of the South that are
+standing to-day between you and the dread problem that now confronts us.
+They are the thin line of Anglo-Saxons who are holding the broken breach
+with all their might till succor comes. And I believe the light will
+come, the day will break and you yourselves stand shoulder to shoulder
+with us, and then with this united, great American people we can face
+not only the colored race at the South, but we can face all other races
+of the world. That is what I look for and pray for, and there are many
+millions of people who are doing the same to-night.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, I am not speaking in any spirit which I think
+will challenge your serious criticism. We are ready to do all we can to
+accord full justice to that people. I have many, many friends among
+them. I know well what we owe to that race in the past. I am their
+sincere well-wisher in the present and for the future. They are more
+unfortunate than to blame; they have been misdirected, deceived. Not
+only the welfare of the white people of the South and the welfare of the
+white people of the North, but the salvation of the negro himself
+depends upon the carrying out, in a wise way, the things which I have
+outlined, very imperfectly, I know. When that shall be done we will find
+the African race in America, instead of devoting its energies to the
+uncomprehended and futile political efforts which have been its curse in
+the past, devoting them to the better arts of peace, and then from that
+race will come intellects and intellectual achievements which may
+challenge and demand the recognition of the world. Then those intellects
+will come up and take their places and be accorded their places, not
+only willingly, but gladly. This is already the new line along which
+they are advancing, and their best friends can do them no greater
+service than to encourage and assist them in it; their worst enemy could
+do them no greater injury than to deflect them from it.
+
+This is a very imperfect way, I am aware, ladies and gentlemen, of
+presenting the matter, but I hope you will accept it and believe that I
+am sincere in it. Accept my assurance of the great pleasure I have had
+in coming here this evening.
+
+I remember, when I was a boy, hearing your great fellow-townsman, Mr.
+Beecher, in a lecture in Richmond, speak of this great city as "The
+round-house of New York," in which, he said, the machinery that drove
+New York and moved the world was cleaned and polished every night. I am
+glad to be here, where you have that greatest of American achievements,
+the American home and the American spirit. May it always be kept pure
+and always at only the right fountains have its strength renewed.
+[Prolonged applause.]
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE M. PALMER
+
+
+THE LAWYER IN POLITICS
+
+ [Speech of George M. Palmer at the annual banquet of the New York
+ State Bar Association, given in Albany, January 18, 1899. President
+ Walter S. Logan introduced Mr. Palmer in the following words: "The
+ next speaker is the Hon. George M. Palmer, minority leader of the
+ Assembly. [Applause.] He is going to speak on 'The Lawyer in
+ Politics,' and I am very glad to assure you that his politics are
+ of the right kind."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND MEMBERS OF THE BAR ASSOCIATION OF THE STATE OF NEW
+YORK:--Through the generous impulse of your committee I enjoy the
+privilege of responding to this toast. I was informed some four weeks
+ago I would be called upon, the committee thinking I would require that
+time in preparation, and I have devoted the entire time since in
+preparing the address for this occasion. "The Lawyer in Politics." The
+first inquiry of the lawyer and politician is, "What is there in it?"
+[Laughter.] I mean by that, the lawyer says in a dignified way, "What
+principle is involved, and how can I best serve my client, always
+forgetting myself?" The politician, and not the statesman, says, "What
+is in it?" Not for himself, oh, never. Not the lawyer in politics; but
+"What is there in it for the people I represent? How can I best serve
+them?"
+
+You may inquire what is there in this toast for you. Not very much. You
+remember the distinguished jurist who once sat down to a course dinner
+similar to this. He had been waited on by one servant during two
+courses. He had had the soup. Another servant came to him and said,
+"Sir, shall I take your order? Will you have some of the chicken soup?"
+"No, sir; I have been served with chicken soup, but the chicken proved
+an alibi." [Laughter.] A distinguished judge in this presence said he
+was much indebted to the Bar. I am very glad to say that the lawyer in
+politics formed a resolution on the first day of last January to square
+himself with the Bar, and he now stands without any debt. [Laughter.] I
+remember a reference made by the distinguished gentleman to a case that
+was tried by a young, struggling attorney. I also remember a young judge
+who appeared in one of the rural counties, who sat and heard a case very
+similar to the one to which reference was made, and I remember the fight
+of the giants before him. Points were raised of momentous importance.
+They were to affect the policy of the State. One lawyer insisted upon
+the correctness of an objection and succeeded. He felt so elated over
+that success he in a short time objected again, and the judge ruled
+against him, but in his ardor he argued with the court. "Why, I can't
+conceive why you make this ruling." "Why," the judge says, "I have just
+ruled with you once, I must rule with the other fellow this time."
+[Laughter.]
+
+
+[Illustration: REPRODUCTIONS OF MURAL DECORATIONS FROM THE LIBRARY OF
+CONGRESS, WASHINGTON
+
+
+_"LAW"_
+
+_Photo-engraving in colors after the original mosaic panel by Frederick
+Dielman_
+
+
+The mosaics by Mr. Dielman are remarkable for their wealth of color and
+detail--properties so elusive as to defy the reproducer's art. But the
+picture here given preserves the fundamental idea of the artist. "Law"
+is typified by the central figure of a woman seated on a marble throne
+and holding in one hand the sword of punishment, and in the other the
+palm branch of reward. She wears on her breast the AEgis of Minerva. On
+the steps of the throne are the scales of Justice, the book of Law and
+the white doves of Mercy. On her right are the emblematic figures of
+Truth, Peace, and Industry, on her left are Fraud, Discord, and
+Violence. "Law" is a companion piece to "History."]
+
+
+
+"The Lawyer in Politics." It is sometimes a question which way the
+lawyer will start when he enters politics. I remember reading once of a
+distinguished lawyer who had a witness upon the stand. He was
+endeavoring to locate the surroundings of a building in which an
+accident occurred, and he had put a female witness on the stand. "Now
+the location of the door: please give it," and she gave it in a timid
+way. "Will you now kindly give the location of the hall in which the
+accident occurred?" She gave it. "Now," he says, "we have arrived at the
+stairs; will you kindly tell me which way the stairs run?" She became a
+little nervous and she says, "I will tell you the best I can; if you are
+at the foot of the stairs they run up, and if you are to the top of the
+stairs they run down." [Laughter.] So sometimes it is pretty important
+to find out which way the lawyer is going when he enters in politics. He
+should be tried and tested before being permitted to enter politics, in
+my judgment, and while the State is taking upon itself the paternal
+control of all our professions and business industries, it seems to me
+they should have a civil service examination for the lawyer before he
+enters the realm of politics.
+
+A lawyer that I heard of, coming from a county down the river--a county
+that has produced distinguished judges who have occupied positions on
+the Court of Appeals and in the Supreme Court of the State--said of a
+lawyer there who had been in politics, that he had started with bright
+prospects, but had become indebted to the Bar during his period in
+politics. He had gone back and had taken up the small cases, and yet in
+his sober moments it was said the sparks of genius still exhibited
+themselves at times. He was called upon to defend a poor woman at one
+time who was arrested by a heartless corporation for stealing a lot of
+their coal. He sobered up and squared himself before the jury, conducted
+the examination of the case and the trial of it, and in a magnificent
+burst of eloquence the case went to the jury. And after the jury
+retired, he sat, while they deliberated, by his client. And finally the
+jury came in. The foreman rose and said that "The jury find the
+defendant not guilty." The distinguished lawyer, in the presence of the
+crowd and jury, and justice of the peace, straightened back in his
+chair. "My dear Miss Smith, you are again a free woman. No longer the
+imputation of this heinous crime rests upon you. You may go from this
+court-room as free as the bird that pinions its wings and flies toward
+the heavens, to kiss the first ray of the morning sunshine. You may go
+as free as that bird, but before you go pay me that $3.00 you owe me on
+account." [Laughter.] What I mean to enforce by this is that the lawyer
+who is in politics solely for the $3.00 is not a safe man to intrust
+with political power.
+
+Judge Baldwin, of Indiana, it is said, in giving his advice to lawyers
+upon one occasion, told them that the course to be pursued by a lawyer
+was first to get on, second to get honor, and third to get honest.
+[Laughter.] A man who follows that policy in my judgment is not such a
+lawyer as should be let loose in politics. Rather, it seems to me, that
+the advice to give to lawyers, and the principle to follow is, first to
+be honest, second to get on, and third, upon this broad basis, get honor
+if you can. [Applause.] It is unnecessary for me at this time to refer
+to the distinguished men who have entered politics from the profession
+of the law. I could point to those who have occupied the highest
+positions in the gift of the people, who have been the chief executives
+of this great Nation, and who have stood in the halls of Congress, and
+in the legislative halls of our various States, and in these important
+positions have helped formulate the fundamental principles which to-day
+govern us as a free people, and upon which the ark of our freedom rests.
+I believe that while in the past opportunities have presented themselves
+for lawyers in politics, yet no time was ever more favorable than now,
+when it seems to me that the service of the Bar is required in helping
+shape the policies and destinies of our country. We are confronted with
+new conditions, with new propositions, and it seems to me that the man
+who is learned in the law, who, as was once said of the great Peel, that
+his entire course in life, in and out of the profession, was guided by
+the desire to do right and justice, should aid in our adjustment to
+these new conditions.
+
+Professional men who are superior to the fascination of power, or the
+charms of wealth, men who do not employ their power solely for
+self-aggrandizement, but devote their energies in favor of the public
+weal, are men who should be found in the councils of the State. Ours is
+the country and this the occasion when patriotism and legal learning are
+at a premium.
+
+In the settling of the policy of the United States with reference to
+territory recently acquired, lawyers are destined to play a leading
+part. They are very well fitted to appreciate the fundamental principles
+of a free government and of human liberty. It seems the patriotic duty
+of the lawyer to give the country the benefit of his study and
+experience, not as a mere politician, but as a high-minded and learned
+statesman and citizen of our common country.
+
+This is the time when high-minded, learned, and professional men should
+assist to plant and protect the flower of our American policy under our
+new conditions so that the fruitage of our system may be naturalized in
+new fields as a correct policy.
+
+Duty, therefore, seems to call the lawyer to the councils of State. Our
+Country is his client, her perpetuity will be his retainer, fee, and
+compensation. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+LORD PALMERSTON
+
+(HENRY JOHN TEMPLE)
+
+
+ILLUSIONS CREATED BY ART
+
+ [Speech of Henry John Temple, Viscount Palmerston, Prime Minister
+ of England 1859-1865, at the annual banquet of the Royal Academy,
+ London, May 2, 1863. Sir Charles Eastlake, the President of the
+ Royal Academy, said, in introducing Lord Palmerston: "I now have
+ the honor to propose the health of one who is entitled to the
+ respect and gratitude of the friends of science and art, the
+ promoters of education and the upholders of time-honored
+ institutions. I have the honor to propose the health of Viscount
+ Palmerston."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESSES, MY LORDS, AND
+GENTLEMEN:--I need not, I am certain, assure you that nothing can
+be more gratifying to the feelings of any man than to receive that
+compliment which you have been pleased to propose and which this
+distinguished assembly has been kind enough so favorably to entertain in
+the toast of his health. It is natural that any man who is engaged in
+public life should feel the greatest interest in the promotion of the
+fine arts. In fact, without a great cultivation of art no nation has
+ever arrived at any point of eminence. We have seen great warlike
+exploits performed by nations in a state, I won't say of comparative
+barbarism, but wanting comparative civilization; we have seen nations
+amassing great wealth, but yet not standing thereby high in the
+estimation of the rest of the world; but when great warlike
+achievements, great national prosperity, and a high cultivation of the
+arts are all combined together, the nation in which those conditions are
+found may pride itself on holding that eminent position among the
+nations of the world which I am proud to say belongs to this country.
+[Loud cheers.]
+
+It is gratifying to have the honor of being invited to these periodical
+meetings where we find assembled within these rooms a greater amount of
+cultivation of mind, of natural genius, of everything which constitutes
+the development of human intellect than perhaps ever has assembled
+within the same space elsewhere. And we have besides the gratification
+of seeing that in addition to those living examples of national genius
+the walls are covered with proofs that the national genius is capable of
+the most active and admirable development. [Cheers.] Upon the present
+occasion, Mr. President, every visitor must have seen with the greatest
+delight that by the side of the works of those whose names are familiar
+to all, there are works of great ability brought hither by men who are
+still rising to fame; and, therefore, we have the satisfaction of
+feeling that this country will never be wanting in men distinguished in
+the practice of the fine arts. [Cheers.] One great merit of this
+Exhibition is that whatever may be the turn of a man's mind, whatever
+his position in life, he may at least during the period he is within
+these walls, indulge the most pleasant illusions applicable to the wants
+his mind at that time may feel. A man who comes here shivering in one of
+those days which mark the severity of an English summer, may imagine
+that he is basking in an African sun and he may feel an imaginary warmth
+from the representation of a tropical climate. If, on the other hand, he
+is suffering under those exceptional miseries which one of the few hot
+days of an English summer is apt to create, he may imagine himself
+inhaling the fresh breezes of the seaside; he may suppose himself
+reclining in the cool shade of the most luxuriant foliage; he may for a
+time, in fancy, feel all the delights which the streets and pavements of
+London deny in reality. [Cheers and laughter.] And if he happens to be a
+young man, upon what is conventionally said to be his preferment, that
+is to say, looking out for a partner in life, he may here study all
+kinds and descriptions of female beauty [laughter and cheers]; he may
+satisfy his mind whether light hair or dark, blue eyes or black, the
+tender or the serious, the gay or the sentimental, are most likely to
+contribute to the happiness of his future life. [Cheers.] And without
+exposing himself to any of those embarrassing questions as to his
+intentions [laughter] which sometimes too inquisitive a scrutiny may
+bring [much laughter], without creating disappointment or breaking any
+hearts, by being referred to any paternal authority, which, he may not
+desire to consult, he may go and apply to practical selection those
+principles of choice which will result from the study within these
+walls.
+
+Then those of a more serious turn of mind who direct their thoughts to
+State affairs, and who wish to know of what that august assembly the
+House of Commons is composed, may here [pointing to Phillips's picture
+behind the chair], without the trouble of asking an order, without
+waiting in Westminster Hall until a seat be vacant, without passing
+hours in a hot gallery listening perhaps to dull discourses in an
+uninteresting debate--they may here see what kind of thing the House of
+Commons is, and go back edified by the sight without being bored by dull
+speeches. [Cheers and laughter.]
+
+Now, don't, gentlemen, imagine that I am romancing when I attribute this
+virtue to ocular demonstration--don't imagine that that which enters the
+eye does not sometimes penetrate to the mind and feelings. I will give
+you an instance to the contrary. I remember within these walls seeing
+two gentlemen who evidently, from their remarks, were very good judges
+of horses, looking with the greatest admiration upon the well-known
+picture of Landseer, "The Horseshoeing at the Blacksmith's;" and after
+they had looked at it for some time one was approaching nearer, when the
+other in an agony of enthusiasm said: "For heaven's sake, don't go too
+near, he will kick you." [Cheers and laughter.]
+
+Well, gentlemen, I said that a public man must take great interest in
+art, but I feel that the present Government has an apology to make to
+one department of art, and that is to the sculptors; for there is an old
+maxim denoting one of the high functions of art which is "_Ars est
+celare artem_." Now there was a cellar in which the art of the most
+distinguished sculptors was concealed to the utmost extent of the
+application of that saying. We have brought them comparatively into
+light; and if the sculptors will excuse us for having departed from that
+sage and ancient maxim, I am sure the public will thank us for having
+given them an opportunity of seeing those beautiful works of men of
+which it may be said: "_Vivos ducunt de marmore vultus_." I trust,
+therefore, the sculptors will excuse us for having done, not perhaps the
+best they might have wished, but at least for having relieved them a
+little from the darkness of that Cimmerian cellar in which their works
+were hid. [Cheers.] I beg again to thank you, gentlemen, for the honor
+you have done me in drinking my health. [Loud cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+JOHN R. PAXTON
+
+
+A SCOTCH-IRISHMAN'S VIEWS OF THE PURITAN
+
+ [Speech of Rev. John R. Paxton, D.D., at the seventy-seventh annual
+ dinner of the New England Society in the City of New York, December
+ 22, 1882. Josiah M. Fiske, the President, occupied the chair. Dr.
+ Paxton responded for "The Clergy."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--There is no help for it, alas!
+now. The Pilgrim or Puritan doth bestride the broad continent like
+another Colossus and we Dutch, English, Scotch, Scotch-Irish, and Irish
+walk about under his huge legs [laughter]; "we must bend our bodies when
+he doth carelessly nod to us." For the Puritan is the pious Joseph of
+the land, and to his sheaf all our sheaves must make obeisance. As he
+pipes unto us so we dance. He takes the chief seat at every national
+feast and compels us highway-and-hedge people, us unfortunate Dutch and
+Scotch-Irish, to come in and shout his triumphs and praise at his own
+self-glorification meetings. [Laughter and applause.] Of course we all
+know it's a clear case of the tail wagging the dog. But it is too late
+now to go back to the order of nature or the truth of history. The
+Puritan, like another Old Man of the Sea, is astride our shoulders and
+won't come down, protest, pray, roll, wriggle as Sindbad may. Why, the
+Puritan has imposed his Thanksgiving Day and pumpkin-pie upon South
+Carolina, even. [Applause.] He got mad at the old Whig party, on account
+of his higher law and abolitionism, and put it to death. When the
+Puritan first came to these shores, he made the way to heaven so narrow
+that only a tight-rope performer could walk it. [Laughter.] Now, what
+with his Concord philosophies, transcendentalisms, and every heresy, he
+has made it so wide that you could drive all Barnum's elephants abreast
+upon it and through the strait gate. He compels us to send our sons to
+his colleges for his nasal note. He is communicating his dyspepsia to
+the whole country by means of codfish-balls and baked beans. He has
+encouraged the revolt of women, does our thinking, writes our books,
+insists on his standard of culture, defines our God, and, as the
+crowning glory of his audacity, has imposed his own sectional, fit, and
+distinguishing name upon us all, and swells with gratified pride to hear
+all the nations of the earth speak of all Americans as Yankees.
+[Laughter and applause.]
+
+I would enter a protest, but what use? We simply grace his triumph, and
+no images may be hung at this feast but the trophies of the Puritan. For
+all that, I mean to say a brief word for my Scotch-Irish race in
+America. Mr. President, General Horace Porter, on my left, and I, did
+not come over in the Half Moon or the Mayflower. We stayed on in County
+Donegal, Ireland, in the loins of our forefathers, content with poteen
+and potatoes, stayed on until the Pilgrims had put down the Indians, the
+Baptists, and the witches; until the Dutch had got all the furs this
+side Lake Erie. [Laughter and applause.] By the way, what hands and feet
+those early Knickerbockers had! In trading with the Indians it was fixed
+that a Dutchman's hand weighed one pound and his foot two pounds in the
+scales. But what puzzled the Indian was that no matter how big his pack
+of furs, the Dutchman's foot was its exact weight at the opposite end of
+the scale. Enormous feet the first Van--or De--or Stuy--had. [Continued
+laughter.]
+
+But in course of time, after the Pilgrims had come for freedom, the
+Dutch for furs, Penn for a frock--a Quaker cut and color--we came, we
+Scotch-Irish Presbyterians, for what? Perhaps the king oppressed the
+presbytery, or potatoes failed, or the tax on whiskey was doubled.
+Anyway we came to stay: some of us in New England, some in the valleys
+of Virginia, some in the mountains of North Carolina, others in New
+York; but the greater part pushed out into Pennsylvania--as far away as
+they could get from the Puritans and the Dutch--settled the great
+Cumberland Valley; then, crossing the Alleghany Mountains, staked out
+their farms on the banks of the Monongahela River, set up their stills,
+built their meeting-houses, organized the presbytery--and, gentlemen,
+the reputation of our Monongahela rye is unsurpassed to this day [long
+applause], and our unqualified orthodoxy even now turns the stomach of a
+modern Puritan and constrains Colonel Ingersoll[1] not to pray, alas!
+but to swear. [Loud laughter.]
+
+Mr. President, I hope General Porter will join me in claiming some
+recognition for the Scotch-Irish Presbyterians from these sons of the
+Puritans. For do you not know that your own man Bancroft says that the
+first public voice in America for dissolving all connection with Great
+Britain came not from the Puritans of New England, the Dutch of New
+York, nor the planters of Virginia, but from the Scotch-Irish
+Presbyterians? [Applause.] Therefore, Mr. President, be kind enough to
+accept from us the greeting of the Scotch-Irish of Pennsylvania, our
+native State--that prolific mother of pig-iron and coal, whose favorite
+and greatest sons are still Albert Gallatin, of Switzerland, and
+Benjamin Franklin, of Massachusetts. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+The first son of a Forefather I ever fell in with was a nine-months
+Connecticut man at Fredericksburg, Virginia, in the spring of '62. Now,
+I was a guileless and generous lad of nineteen--all Pennsylvanians are
+guileless and generous, for our mountains are so rich in coal, our
+valleys so fat with soil, that our living is easy and therefore our wits
+are dull, and we are still voting for Jackson. [Great laughter.] The
+reason the Yankees are smart is because they have to wrest a precarious
+subsistence from a reluctant soil. "What shall I do to make my son get
+forward in the world?" asked an English lord of a bishop. "I know of
+only one way," replied the bishop; "give him poverty and parts." Well,
+that's the reason the sons of the Pilgrims have all got on in the world.
+They all started with poverty, and had to exercise their wits on nutmegs
+or notions or something to thrive. [Laughter.] Yes, they had "parts."
+Why, they have taken New York from the Dutch; they are half of Wall
+Street, and only a Jew, or a long-headed Sage, or that surprising and
+surpassing genius in finance, Jay,[2] can wrestle with them on equal
+terms. Ah! these Yankees have "parts"--lean bodies, sterile soil, but
+such brains that they grew a Webster. [Applause.] Well, this Connecticut
+man invited me to his quarters. When I got back to my regiment I had a
+shabby overcoat instead of my new one, I had a frying-pan worth twenty
+cents, that cost me five dollars, and a recipe for baked beans for which
+I had parted with my gold pen and pencil. [Continued laughter.] I was a
+sadder and a wiser man that night for that encounter with the
+Connecticut Pilgrim.
+
+But my allotted time is running away, and, preacher-like, I couldn't
+begin without an introduction. I am afraid in this case the porch will
+be bigger than the house. But now to my toast, "The Clergy." Surely, Mr.
+President and gentlemen, you sons of the Pilgrims appreciate the debt
+you owe the Puritan divines. What made your section great, dominant,
+glorious in the history of our common country? To what class of your
+citizens--more than to any other, I think--do you owe the proud memories
+of your past, and your strength, achievements, and culture in the
+present? Who had the first chance on your destiny, your character, your
+development? Why, the Puritan preacher, of course; the man who in every
+parish inculcated the fear of God in your fathers' souls, obedience to
+law, civil and divine, the dignity of man, the worth of the soul and
+right conduct in life. [Applause.] Believe me, gentlemen, the Puritan
+clergy did a great work for New England. Our whole country feels yet the
+impulse and movement given it by those stern preachers of righteousness,
+who had Abrahamic eyes under their foreheads and the stuff of Elijah in
+their souls. [Applause.] I know it's the fashion now to poke fun at the
+Puritans, to use the "Blue Laws" as a weapon against them, to sneer at
+them as hard, narrow, and intolerant. Yes, alas! we do not breathe
+through their lungs any more. The wheel has gone round, and we have come
+back to the very things the Puritans fled from in hatred and in horror.
+
+We pride ourselves these days on our "sweetness and light," on our
+culture and manners. The soul of the age is hospitable and entertains,
+like an inn, "God or the devil on equal terms," as George Eliot says.
+Alas! the Puritan chart has failed us in the sea through which we are
+passing; the old stars have ceased to shine; too many of us know neither
+our course nor destination; "authority is mute;" the "Thus saith the
+Lord" of the Puritan is not enough now for our guidance. For the age is
+in all things not one of reason or of faith, but of speculation not only
+in the business of the world, but in all moral and spiritual questions
+as well. Well, we shall see what we shall see. But for one, I admire
+with all my soul a man who knows just what he was put into this world
+for, what his chief end in it is, what he believes, must do and must be,
+and in the ways thereof is willing to inflict or to suffer death.
+[Applause.] The Puritan divine was such a man. He sowed your rocky
+coasts and sterile hills with conscience and God. You are living on the
+virtue that came out of the hem of his garment; he is our bulwark still
+in this land against superstition on the one hand and infidelity on the
+other. [Applause.] Grand man he was, the old Puritan; once arrived he
+was always arrived; while other men hesitated he acted; while others
+debated he declared; fearing God, he was lifted above every other fear;
+and though he has passed away for a time--only for a time, remember: the
+wheel is still turning, we can't stand on air--he will come back again,
+but in the meantime he is still a "preacher of righteousness" to our
+souls as effective in death as in life. [Applause.]
+
+In your presence I greet with my warmest admiration, I salute with my
+profound reverence, the old Puritan divines of New England who had a
+scorn for all base uses of life, who were true to duty as they saw it,
+who had convictions for which they would kill or die, who formed their
+characters and guided their lives by the law of righteousness in human
+conduct. To these men under God we largely owe our liberties and our
+laws in this land. I take off my hat to his ghost, and salute him as
+greater than he who has taken a city, for the Puritan divine conquered
+himself. He was an Isaac, not an Ishmael; he was a Jacob, not an Esau; a
+God-born man who knew what his soul did wear. Great man he was, hard,
+stern, and intolerant. Yes, but what would you have, gentlemen? The
+Puritan was not a pretty head carved on a cherry-stone, but a Colossus
+cut from the rock, huge, grim, but awe-inspiring, fortifying to the soul
+if not warming to the heart. [Applause.]
+
+Well, would he know you to-night, I wonder, his own sons, if he came in
+upon you now, in circumstances so different and with manners and
+customs so changed? Would he gaze at you with sad, sad eyes, and weep
+over you as the degenerate sons of noble sires? [Laughter.] No, no; you
+are worthy, I think. The sons will keep what the fathers won. After all,
+you are still one with the Puritan in all essential things. [Applause.]
+You clasp hands with him in devotion to the same principle, in obedience
+to the same God. True, the man between doublet and skin plays many
+parts; fashions come and go, never long the same, but "clothe me as you
+will I am Sancho Panza still." So you are Puritans still. Back of your
+Unitarianism, back of your Episcopalianism, back of your
+Transcendentalism, back of all your isms, conceits, vagaries--and there
+is no end to them--back of them all there beats in you the Puritan
+heart. Blood will tell. Scratch a child of sweetness and light on Beacon
+Hill to-day and you will find a Puritan. [Laughter.] Scratch your
+Emerson, your Bellows, your Lowell, your Longfellow, your Wendell
+Phillips, your Phillips Brooks, and you find the Puritan. [Applause.] In
+intellectual conclusions vastly different, in heart, at bottom, you're
+all one in love of liberty, in fear of God, contempt for shams, and
+scorn of all things base and mean. [Applause.]
+
+So, ye ghosts of old Puritan divines, ye cannot look down on your sons
+to-night with sad and reproachful eyes. For the sons have not wasted
+what the fathers gained, nor failed in any critical emergency, nor yet
+forsaken the God ye feared so well, though they have modified your
+creed. Gentlemen, I cannot think that the blood has run out. Exchange
+your evening dress for the belted tunic and cloak; take off the silk hat
+and put on the wide brim and the steeple crown, and lo! I see the
+Puritan. And twenty years ago I heard him speak and saw him act. "If any
+man hauls down the American flag, shoot him on the spot." Why, Warren in
+old Boston did not act more promptly or do a finer thing. Well, what
+moved in your splendid Dix when he gave that order? The spirit of the
+old Puritan. And I saw the sons of the sires act. Who reddened the
+streets of Baltimore with the first Union blood?--Massachusetts. [Loud
+applause.] Who to-day are the first to rally to the side of a good
+cause, on trial in the community? Who are Still first in colleges and
+letters in this land? Who, east or west, advocate justice, redress
+wrongs, maintain equal rights, support churches, love liberty, and
+thrive where others starve? Why, these ubiquitous sons of the Puritans,
+of course, who dine me to-night. Gentlemen, I salute you. "If I were not
+Miltiades I would be Themistocles;" if I were not a Scotch-Irishman I
+would be a Puritan. [Continued applause.]
+
+
+
+
+EDWARD JOHN PHELPS
+
+
+FAREWELL ADDRESS
+
+ [Speech of Edward J. Phelps, Minister to England, on the occasion
+ of the farewell banquet given to him by the Lord Mayor of London,
+ James Whitehead, at the Mansion House, London, January 24, 1889.
+ The Lord Mayor, in proposing the toast of the evening, said, in the
+ course of his introductory remarks: "It now becomes my pride and
+ privilege to ask you to join with me in drinking the health of my
+ distinguished guest, Mr. Phelps. I have invited you here this
+ evening because I felt it was my duty as Chief Magistrate of the
+ City of London to take the initiative in giving you an opportunity
+ to testify to the very high esteem in which Mr. Phelps is held by
+ all classes of society. It is to me a very sincere satisfaction
+ that I am able to be the medium of conveying to him, on the eve of
+ his departure, the fact that his presence here in this country has
+ been appreciated by the whole British nation. If anything were
+ required to give force to what I have said, it is the fact that on
+ this occasion we are honored by the presence of members of
+ governments past and present, of statesmen without distinction of
+ party, of members of both Houses of Parliament, and of nearly all
+ the judges of the land. We have here also the highest
+ representatives of science, of art, of literature, and of the
+ press; and we are also honored with the presence of neighbors and
+ friends in some of the most eminent bankers and merchants of the
+ city. I am glad to add that all the distinguished Americans that I
+ know of at present visiting this city have come here to show their
+ esteem for their fellow-countryman. It may be said that this
+ remarkable gathering is a proof not only of the fact that our
+ distinguished guest is personally popular, but also that we are
+ satisfied that, so far as he could, he has endeavored to do his
+ duty faithfully and well between the country he represents and the
+ country to which he is delegated. Mr. Phelps in leaving our shores,
+ I think, will take with him a feeling that he has been received in
+ the most cordial spirit, in the most friendly manner in this
+ country. I think he will feel also--at any rate, I should like to
+ assure him so far as I am able to observe--that he has greatly
+ tended, by his manner and by his courteous bearing, to consolidate
+ those friendly relations which we desire should forever exist
+ between his country and our own. Those of us who have had the honor
+ from time to time to meet his Excellency, know what high and good
+ qualities he possesses, and we feel sure he will take with him to
+ the United States a not unfavorable impression of the old country,
+ and that so far as he can he will endeavor in the future, as I
+ believe he has done in the past, to promote those feelings of
+ peace, of amity between the two countries, the maintenance of which
+ is one of the objects to be most desired in the interests of the
+ world at large. I give you 'His Excellency, the American Minister,
+ Mr. Phelps,' and I ask you, if you please, to rise and give the
+ toast standing, in the usual manner."]
+
+
+MY LORD MAYOR, MY LORDS, AND GENTLEMEN:--I am sure you will not be
+surprised to be told that the poor words at my command do not enable me
+to respond adequately to your most kind greeting, nor the too flattering
+words which have fallen from my friend, the Lord Mayor, and from my
+distinguished colleague, the Lord Chancellor. But you will do me the
+justice to believe that my feelings are not the less sincere and hearty
+if I cannot put them into language. I am under a very great obligation
+to your Lordship not merely for the honor of meeting this evening an
+assembly more distinguished I apprehend than it appears to me has often
+assembled under one roof, but especially for the opportunity of meeting
+under such pleasant circumstances so many of those to whom I have become
+so warmly attached, and from whom I am so sorry to part. [Cheers.]
+
+It is rather a pleasant coincidence to me that about the first
+hospitality that was offered me after my arrival in England came from my
+friend, the Lord Mayor, who was at the time one of the Sheriffs of
+London. I hope it is no disparagement to my countrymen to say that under
+existing circumstances the first place that I felt it my duty to visit
+was the Old Bailey Criminal Court. [Laughter.] I had there the pleasure
+of being entertained by my friend, the Lord Mayor. And it happens also
+that it was in this room almost four years ago at a dinner given to Her
+Majesty's Judges by my friend Sir Robert Fowler, then Lord Mayor, whose
+genial face I see before me, that I appeared for the first time on any
+public occasion in England and addressed my first words to an English
+company. It seems to me a fortunate propriety that my last public words
+should be spoken under the same hospitable roof, the home of the Chief
+Magistrate of the city of London. ["Hear! Hear!"] Nor can I ever forget
+the cordial and generous reception that was then accorded, not to myself
+personally, for I was altogether a stranger, but to the representative
+of my country. It struck what has proved the keynote of all my relations
+here. It indicated to me at the outset how warm and hearty was the
+feeling of Englishmen toward America. [Cheers.]
+
+And it gave me to understand, what I was not slow to accept and believe,
+that I was accredited not merely from one government to the other, but
+from the people of America to the people of England--that the American
+Minister was not expected to be merely a diplomatic functionary shrouded
+in reticence and retirement, jealously watching over doubtful relations,
+and carefully guarding against anticipated dangers; but that he was to
+be the guest of his kinsmen--one of themselves--the messenger of the
+sympathy and good-will, the mutual and warm regard and esteem that bind
+together the two great nations of the same race, and make them one in
+all the fair humanities of life. [Cheers.] The suggestion that met me at
+the threshold has not proved to be mistaken. The promise then held out
+has been generously fulfilled. Ever since and through all my intercourse
+here I have received, in all quarters, from all classes with whom I have
+come in contact, under all circumstances and in all vicissitudes, a
+uniform and widely varied kindness, far beyond what I had personally the
+least claim to. And I am glad of this public opportunity to acknowledge
+it in the most emphatic manner.
+
+My relations with the successive governments I have had to do with have
+been at all times most fortunate and agreeable, and quite beyond those I
+have been happy in feeling always that the English people had a claim
+upon the American Minister for all kind and friendly offices in his
+power, and upon his presence and voice on all occasions when they could
+be thought to further any good work. [Cheers.]
+
+And so I have gone in and out among you these four years and have come
+to know you well. I have taken part in many gratifying public functions;
+I have been the guest at many homes; and my heart has gone out with
+yours in memorable jubilee of that Sovereign Lady whom all Englishmen
+love and all Americans honor. I have stood with you by some unforgotten
+graves; I have shared in many joys; and I have tried as well as I could
+through it all, in my small way, to promote constantly a better
+understanding, a fuller and more accurate knowledge, a more genuine
+sympathy between the people of the two countries. [Cheers.]
+
+And this leads me to say a word on the nature of these relations. The
+moral intercourse between the governments is most important to be
+maintained, and its value is not to be overlooked or disregarded. But
+the real significance of the attitude of nations depends in these days
+upon the feelings which the general intelligence of their inhabitants
+entertains toward each other. The time has long passed when kings or
+rulers can involve their nations in hostilities to gratify their own
+ambition or caprice. There can be no war nowadays between civilized
+nations, nor any peace that is not hollow and delusive, unless sustained
+and backed up by the sentiment of the people who are parties to it.
+[Cheers.] Before nations can quarrel, their inhabitants must first
+become hostile. Then a cause of quarrel is not far to seek. The men of
+our race are not likely to become hostile until they begin to
+misunderstand each other. [Cheers.] There are no dragon's teeth so
+prolific as mutual misunderstandings. It is in the great and constantly
+increasing intercourse between England and America, in its
+reciprocities, and its amenities, that the security against
+misunderstanding must be found. While that continues, they cannot be
+otherwise than friendly. Unlucky incidents may sometimes happen;
+interests may conflict; mistakes may be made on one side or on the
+other, and sharp words may occasionally be spoken by unguarded or
+ignorant tongues. The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make
+anything. [Cheers and laughter.] The nation that comes to be without
+fault will have reached the millennium, and will have little further
+concern with the storm-swept geography of this imperfect world. But
+these things are all ephemeral; they do not touch the great heart of
+either people; they float for a moment on the surface and in the wind,
+and then they disappear and are gone--"in the deep bosom of the ocean
+buried."
+
+I do not know, sir, who may be my successor, but I venture to assure you
+that he will be an American gentleman, fit by character and capacity to
+be the medium of communication between our countries; and an American
+gentleman, when you come to know him, generally turns out to be a not
+very distant kinsman of an English gentleman. [Cheers.] I need not
+bespeak for him a kindly reception. I know he will receive it for his
+country's sake and his own. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+
+"Farewell," sir, is a word often lightly uttered and readily forgotten.
+But when it marks the rounding-off and completion of a chapter in life,
+the severance of ties many and cherished, of the parting with many
+friends at once--especially when it is spoken among the lengthening
+shadows of the western light--it sticks somewhat in the throat. It
+becomes, indeed, "the word that makes us linger." But it does not prompt
+many other words. It is best expressed in few. What goes without saying
+is better than what is said. Not much can be added to the old English
+word "Good-by." You are not sending me away empty-handed or alone. I go
+freighted and laden with happy memories--inexhaustible and unalloyed--of
+England, its warm-hearted people, and their measureless kindness.
+Spirits more than twain will cross with me, messengers of your
+good-will. Happy the nation that can thus speed its parting guest!
+Fortunate the guest who has found his welcome almost an adoption, and
+whose farewell leaves half his heart behind! [Loud cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+ARTHUR WING PINERO
+
+
+THE DRAMA
+
+ [Speech of Arthur Wing Pinero at the annual banquet of the Royal
+ Academy, London, May 4, 1895. The toast to the "Drama" was coupled
+ with that to "Music," to which Sir Alexander Mackenzie responded.
+ Sir John Millais in proposing the toast said: "I have already
+ spoken for both music and the drama with my brush. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+ I have painted Sterndale Bennett, Arthur Sullivan, Irving, and
+ Hare."]
+
+
+YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MY LORDS, AND GENTLEMEN:--There ought to
+be at least one strong link of sympathy between certain painters and
+certain dramatists, for in the craft of painting as in that of
+play-writing, popular success is not always held to be quite creditable.
+Not very long ago I met at an exhibition of pictures a friend whose
+business it is to comment in the public journals upon painting and the
+drama. The exhibition was composed of the works of two artists, and I
+found myself in one room praising the pictures of the man who was
+exhibiting in the other. My friend promptly took me to task. "Surely,"
+said he, "you noticed that two-thirds of the works in the next room are
+already sold?" I admitted having observed that many of the pictures were
+so ticketed. My friend shrugged his shoulders. "But," said I, anxiously,
+"do you really regard that circumstance as reflecting disparagingly upon
+the man's work in the next room?" His reply was: "Good work rarely
+sells." [Laughter.] My lords and gentlemen, if the dictum laid down by
+my friend be a sound one, I am placed to-night in a situation of some
+embarrassment. For, in representing, as you honor me, by giving me leave
+to do, my brother dramatists, I confess I am not in the position to deny
+that their wares frequently "sell." [Laughter.] I might, of course,
+artfully plead in extenuation of this condition of affairs that success
+in such a shape is the very last reward the dramatist toils for, or
+desires; that when the theatre in which his work is presented is
+thronged nightly no one is more surprised, more abashed than himself;
+that his modesty is so impenetrable, his artistic absorption so
+profound, that the sound of the voices of public approbation reduces him
+to a state of shame and dismay. [Laughter.] But did I advance this plea,
+I think it would at once be found to be a very shallow plea. For in any
+department of life, social, political, or artistic, nothing is more
+difficult than to avoid incurring the suspicion that you mean to succeed
+in the widest application of that term, if you can. If therefore there
+be any truth in the assertion that "good work rarely sells," it would
+appear that I must, on behalf of certain of my brother dramatists,
+either bow my head in frank humiliation, or strike out some ingenious
+line of defence. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+
+But, my lords and gentlemen, I shall, with your sanction, adopt neither
+of those expedients; I shall simply beg leave to acknowledge freely, to
+acknowledge without a blush, that what is known as popular success is, I
+believe, greatly coveted, sternly fought for, by even the most earnest
+of those writers who deal in the commodity labelled "modern British
+drama." And I would, moreover, submit that of all the affectations
+displayed by artists of any craft, the affectation of despising the
+approval and support of the great public is the most mischievous and
+misleading. [Cheers.] Speaking at any rate of dramatic art, I believe
+that its most substantial claim upon consideration rests in its power of
+legitimately interesting a great number of people. I believe this of any
+art; I believe it especially of the drama. Whatever distinction the
+dramatist may attain in gaining the attention of the so-called select
+few, I believe that his finest task is that of giving back to a
+multitude their own thoughts and conceptions, illuminated, enlarged, and
+if needful, purged, perfected, transfigured. The making of a play that
+shall be closely observant in its portrayal of character, moral in
+purpose, dignified in expression, stirring in its development, yet not
+beyond our possible experience of life; a drama, the unfolding of whose
+story shall be watched intently, responsively, night after night by
+thousands of men and women, necessarily of diversified temperaments,
+aims, and interests, men and women of all classes of society--surely the
+writing of that drama, the weaving of that complex fabric, is one of the
+most arduous of the tasks which art has set us; surely its successful
+accomplishment is one of the highest achievements of which an artist is
+capable.
+
+I cannot claim--it would be immodest to make such a claim in speaking
+even of my brother dramatists--I cannot claim that the thorough
+achievement of such a task is a common one in this country. It is indeed
+a rare one in any country. But I can claim--I do claim for my
+fellow-workers that they are not utterly unequal to the demands made
+upon them, and that of late there have been signs of the growth of a
+thoughtful, serious drama in England. ["Hear! Hear!"] I venture to
+think, too, that these signs are not in any sense exotics; I make bold
+to say that they do not consist of mere imitations of certain models; I
+submit that they are not as a few critics of limited outlook and
+exclusive enthusiasm would have us believe--I submit that they are not
+mere echoes of foreign voices. I submit that the drama of the present
+day is the natural outcome of our own immediate environment, of the life
+that closely surrounds us. And, perhaps, it would be only fair to allow
+that the reproaches which have been levelled for so long a period at the
+British theatre--the most important of these reproaches being that it
+possessed no drama at all--perhaps I say we may grant in a spirit of
+charity that these reproaches ought not to be wholly laid at the door of
+the native playwright. If it be true that he has been in the habit of
+producing plays invariably conventional in sentiment, trite in comedy,
+wrought on traditional lines, inculcating no philosophy, making no
+intellectual appeal whatever, may it not be that the attitude of the
+frequenters of the theatre has made it hard for him to do anything else?
+If he has until lately evaded in his theatrical work any attempt at a
+true criticism of life, if he has ignored the social, religious, and
+scientific problems of his day, may we not attribute this to the fact
+that the public have not been in the mood for these elements of
+seriousness in their theatrical entertainment, have not demanded these
+special elements of seriousness either in plays or in novels? But
+during recent years, the temper of the times has been changing; it is
+now the period of analysis, of general restless inquiry; and as this
+spirit creates a demand for freer expression on the part of our writers
+of books, so it naturally permits to our writers of plays a wider scope
+in the selection of subject, and calls for an accompanying effort of
+thought, a large freedom of utterance.
+
+At this moment, perhaps, the difficulty of the dramatist lies less in
+paucity of subject, than in an almost embarrassing wealth of it. The
+life around us teems with problems of conduct and character, which may
+be said almost to cry aloud for dramatic treatment, and the temptation
+that besets the busy playwright of an uneasy, an impatient age, is that
+in yielding himself to the allurements of contemporary psychology, he is
+apt to forget that fancy and romance have also their immortal rights in
+the drama. ["Hear! Hear!"] But when all is claimed for romance, we must
+remember that the laws of supply and demand assert themselves in the
+domain of dramatic literature as elsewhere. What the people, out of the
+advancement of their knowledge, out of the enlightenment of modern
+education, want, they will ask for; what they demand, they will have.
+And at the present moment the English people appear to be inclined to
+grant to the English dramatist the utmost freedom to deal with questions
+which have long been thought to be outside the province of the stage. I
+do not deplore, I rejoice that this is so, and I rejoice that to the
+dramatists of my day--to those at least who care to attempt to discharge
+it, falls the duty of striking from the limbs of English drama some of
+its shackles. ["Hear! Hear!"] I know that the discharge of this duty is
+attended by one great, one special peril. And in thinking particularly
+of the younger generation of dramatists, those upon whom the immediate
+future of our drama depends, I cannot help expressing the hope that they
+will accept this freedom as a privilege to be jealously exercised, a
+privilege to be exercised in the spirit which I have been so
+presumptuous as to indicate.
+
+It would be easy by a heedless employment of the latitude allowed us to
+destroy its usefulness, indeed to bring about a reaction which would
+deprive us of our newly granted liberty altogether. Upon this point the
+young, the coming dramatist would perhaps do well to ponder; he would
+do well, I think, to realize fully that freedom in art must be guarded
+by the eternal unwritten laws of good taste, morality, and beauty, he
+would do well to remember always that the real courage of the artist is
+in his capacity for restraint. [Cheers.] I am deeply sensible of the
+honor which has been done me in the association of my name with this
+toast, and I ask your leave to add one word--a word of regret at the
+absence to-night of my friend, Mr. Toole, an absence unhappily
+occasioned by an illness from which he is but slowly recovering. Mr.
+Toole charges me to express his deep disappointment at being prevented
+from attending this banquet. He does not, however, instruct me to say
+what I do say heartily--that Mr. Toole fitly represents in any
+assemblage, his own particular department of the drama; more fitly
+represents his department than I do mine. I know of no actor who stands
+higher in the esteem, who exists more durably in the affection of those
+who know him, than does John Lawrence Toole.
+
+
+[Illustration: _HORACE PORTER_
+
+_Photogravure after a photograph from life_]
+
+
+
+
+HORACE PORTER
+
+
+MEN OF MANY INVENTIONS
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the seventy-second annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1877. The
+ President, William Borden, said: "Gentlemen, in giving you the next
+ toast, I will call upon one whom we are always glad to listen to. I
+ suppose you have been waiting to hear him, and are surprised that
+ he comes so late in the evening; but I will tell you in confidence,
+ he is put there at his own request. [Applause.] I give you the
+ eleventh regular toast: 'Internal Improvements.'--The triumph of
+ American invention. The modern palace runs on wheels.
+
+ 'When thy car is loaden with [dead] heads,
+ Good Porter, turn the key.'
+
+ General Horace Porter will respond."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY:--I
+suppose it was a matter of necessity, calling on some of us from other
+States to speak for you to-night, for we have learned from the history
+of Priscilla and John Alden, that a New Englander may be too modest to
+speak for himself. [Laughter.] But this modesty, like some of the
+greater blessings of the war, has been more or less disguised to-night.
+
+We have heard from the eloquent gentleman [Noah Porter, D.D.] on my left
+all about the good-fellowship and the still better fellowships in the
+rival universities of Harvard and Yale. We have heard from my sculptor
+friend [W. W. Story] upon the extreme right all about Hawthorne's tales,
+and all the great Storys that have emanated from Salem; but I am not a
+little surprised that in this age, when speeches are made principally by
+those running for office, you should call upon one engaged only in
+running cars, and more particularly upon one brought up in the military
+service, where the practice of running is not regarded as strictly
+professional. [Laughter.] It occurred to me some years ago that the
+occupation of moving cars would be fully as congenial as that of
+stopping bullets--as a steady business, so when I left Washington I
+changed my profession. I know how hard it is to believe that persons
+from Washington ever change their professions. [Laughter.] In this regal
+age, when every man is his own sovereign, somebody had to provide
+palaces, and, as royalty is not supposed to have any permanent abiding
+place in a country like this, it was thought best to put these palaces
+on wheels; and, since we have been told by reliable authority that
+"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown," we thought it necessary to
+introduce every device to enable those crowned heads to rest as easily
+as possible. Of course we cannot be expected to do as much for the
+travelling public as the railway companies. They at times put their
+passengers to death. We only put them to sleep. We don't pretend that
+all the devices, patents, and inventions upon these cars are due to the
+genius of the management. Many of the best suggestions have come from
+the travellers themselves, especially New England travellers.
+[Laughter.]
+
+Some years ago, when the bedding was not supposed to be as fat as it
+ought to be, and the pillows were accused of being constructed upon the
+homoeopathic principle, a New Englander got on a car one night. Now,
+it is a remarkable fact that a New Englander never goes to sleep in one
+of these cars. He lies awake all night, thinking how he can improve upon
+every device and patent in sight. [Laughter.] He poked his head out of
+the upper berth at midnight, hailed the porter and said, "Say, have you
+got such a thing as a corkscrew about you?" "We don't 'low no drinkin'
+sperits aboa'd these yer cars, sah," was the reply. "'Tain't that," said
+the Yankee, "but I want to get hold onto one of your pillows that has
+kind of worked its way into my ear." [Loud laughter.] The pillows have
+since been enlarged.
+
+I notice that, in the general comprehensiveness of the sentiment which
+follows this toast, you allude to that large and liberal class of
+patrons, active though defunct, known as "deadheads." It is said to be
+a quotation from Shakespeare. That is a revelation. It proves
+conclusively that Shakespeare must at one time have resided in the State
+of Missouri. It is well-known that the term was derived from a practice
+upon a Missouri railroad, where, by a decision of the courts, the
+railroad company had been held liable in heavy damages in case of
+accidents where a passenger lost an arm or a leg, but when he was killed
+outright his friends seldom sued, and he never did; and the company
+never lost any money in such cases. In fact, a grateful mother-in-law
+would occasionally pay the company a bonus. The conductors on that
+railroad were all armed with hatchets, and in case of an accident they
+were instructed to go around and knock every wounded passenger in the
+head, thus saving the company large amounts of money; and these were
+reported to the general office as "deadheads," and in railway circles
+the term has ever since been applied to passengers where no money
+consideration is involved. [Laughter.]
+
+One might suppose, from the manifestations around these tables for the
+first three hours to-night, that the toast "Internal Improvements"
+referred more especially to the benefiting of the true inwardness of the
+New England men; but I see that the sentiment which follows contains
+much more than human stomachs, and covers much more ground than cars. It
+soars into the realms of invention. Unfortunately the genius of
+invention is always accompanied by the demon of unrest. A New England
+Yankee can never let well enough alone. I have always supposed him to be
+the person specially alluded to in Scripture as the man who has found
+out many inventions. If he were a Chinese Pagan, he would invent a new
+kind of Joss to worship every week. You get married and settle down in
+your home. You are delighted with everything about you. You rest in
+blissful ignorance of the terrible discomforts that surround you, until
+a Yankee friend comes to visit you. He at once tells you you mustn't
+build a fire in that chimney-place; that he knows the chimney will
+smoke; that if he had been there when it was built he could have shown
+you how to give a different sort of flare to the flue. You go to read a
+chapter in the family Bible. He tells you to drop that; that he has just
+written an enlarged and improved version, that can just put that old
+book to bed. [Laughter.] You think you are at least raising your
+children in general uprightness; but he tells you if you don't go out at
+once and buy the latest patented article in the way of steel leg-braces
+and put on the baby, the baby will grow up bow-legged. [Laughter.] He
+intimates, before he leaves, that if he had been around to advise you
+before you were married, he could have got you a much better wife. These
+are some of the things that reconcile a man to sudden death. [Continued
+laughter and applause.]
+
+Such occurrences as these, and the fact of so many New Englanders being
+residents of this city and elsewhere, show that New England must be a
+good place--to come from.
+
+At the beginning of the war we thought we could shoot people rapidly
+enough to satisfy our consciences, with single-loading rifles; but along
+came the inventive Yankee and produced revolvers and repeaters, and
+Gatling guns, and magazine guns--guns that carried a dozen shots at a
+time. I didn't wonder at the curiosity exhibited in this direction by a
+backwoods Virginian we captured one night. The first remark he made was,
+"I would like to see one of them thar new-fangled weepons of yourn. They
+tell me, sah, it's a most remarkable eenstrument. They say, sah, it's a
+kind o' repeatable, which you can load it up enough on Sunday to fiah it
+off all the rest of the week." [Laughter.] Then there was every sort of
+new invention in the way of bayonets. Our distinguished Secretary of
+State has expressed an opinion to-night that bayonets are bad things to
+sit down on. Well, they are equally bad things to be tossed up on. If he
+continues to hold up such terrors to the army, there will have to be
+important modifications in the uniform. A soldier won't know where to
+wear his breastplate. [Laughter.] But there have not only been
+inventions in the way of guns, but important inventions in the way of
+firing them. In these days a man drops on his back, coils himself up,
+sticks up one foot, and fires off his gun over the top of his great toe.
+It changes the whole stage business of battle. It used to be the man who
+was shot, but now it is the man who shoots that falls on his back and
+turns up his toes. [Laughter and applause.] The consequence is, that the
+whole world wants American arms, and as soon as they get them they go
+to war to test them. Russia and Turkey had no sooner bought a supply
+than they went to fighting. Greece got a schooner-load, and, although
+she has not yet taken a part in the struggle, yet ever since the digging
+up of the lost limbs of the Venus of Milo, it has been feared that this
+may indicate a disposition on the part of Greece generally to take up
+arms. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+But there was one inveterate old inventor that you had to get rid of,
+and you put him on to us Pennsylvanians--Benjamin Franklin. [Laughter.]
+Instead of stopping in New York, in Wall Street, as such men usually do,
+he continued on into Pennsylvania to pursue his kiting operations. He
+never could let well enough alone. Instead of allowing the lightning to
+occupy the heavens as the sole theatre for its pyrotechnic displays, he
+showed it how to get down on to the earth, and then he invented the
+lightning-rod to catch it. Houses that had got along perfectly well for
+years without any lightning at all, now thought they must have a rod to
+catch a portion of it every time it came around. Nearly every house in
+the country was equipped with a lightning-rod through Franklin's direct
+agency. You, with your superior New England intelligence, succeeded in
+ridding yourselves of him; but in Pennsylvania, though we have made a
+great many laudable efforts in a similar direction, somehow or other we
+have never once succeeded in getting rid of a lightning-rod agent.
+[Laughter.] Then the lightning was introduced on the telegraph wires,
+and now we have the duplex and quadruplex instruments, by which any
+number of messages can be sent from opposite ends of the same wire at
+the same time, and they all appear to arrive at the front in good order.
+Electricians have not yet told us which messages lies down and which one
+steps over it, but they all seem to bring up in the right camp without
+confusion. I shouldn't wonder if this principle were introduced before
+long in the operating of railroads. We may then see trains running in
+opposite directions pass each other on a single-track road. [Laughter.]
+
+There was a New England quartermaster in charge of railroads in
+Tennessee, who tried to introduce this principle during the war. The
+result was discouraging. He succeeded in telescoping two or three
+trains every day. He seemed to think that the easiest way to shorten up
+a long train and get it on a short siding was to telescope it. I have
+always thought that if that man's attention had been turned in an
+astronomical direction, he would have been the first man to telescope
+the satellites of Mars. [Laughter.]
+
+The latest invention in the application of electricity is the telephone.
+By means of it we may be able soon to sit in our houses, and hear all
+the speeches, without going to the New England dinner. The telephone
+enables an orchestra to keep at a distance of miles away when it plays.
+If the instrument can be made to keep hand-organs at a distance, its
+popularity will be indescribable. The worst form I have ever known an
+invention to take was one that was introduced in a country town, when I
+was a boy, by a Yankee of musical turn of mind, who came along and
+taught every branch of education by singing. He taught geography by
+singing, and to combine accuracy of memory with patriotism, he taught
+the multiplication-table to the tune of Yankee Doodle. [Laughter.] This
+worked very well as an aid to the memory in school, but when the boys
+went into business it often led to inconvenience. When a boy got a
+situation in a grocery-store and customers were waiting for their
+change, he never could tell the product of two numbers without
+commencing at the beginning of the table and singing up till he had
+reached those numbers. In case the customer's ears had not received a
+proper musical training, this practice often injured the business of the
+store. [Laughter.]
+
+It is said that the Yankee has always manifested a disposition for
+making money, but he never struck a proper field for the display of his
+genius until we got to making paper money. [Laughter.] Then every man
+who owned a printing-press wanted to try his hand at it. I remember that
+in Washington ten cents' worth of rags picked up in the street would be
+converted the next day into thousands of dollars.
+
+An old mule and cart used to haul up the currency from the Printing
+Bureau to the door of the Treasury Department. Every morning, as
+regularly as the morning came, that old mule would back up and dump a
+cart-load of the sinews of war at the Treasury. [Laughter.] A patriotic
+son of Columbia, who lived opposite, was sitting on the doorstep of his
+house one morning, looking mournfully in the direction of the mule. A
+friend came along, and seeing that the man did not look as pleasant as
+usual, said to him, "What is the matter? It seems to me you look kind of
+disconsolate this morning." "I was just thinking," he replied, "what
+would become of this government if that old mule was to break down."
+[Laughter and applause.] Now they propose to give us a currency which is
+brighter and heavier, but not worth quite as much as the rags. Our
+financial horizon has been dimmed by it for some time, but there is a
+lining of silver to every cloud. We are supposed to take it with 4121/2
+grains of silver--a great many more grains of allowance. [Laughter.]
+Congress seems disposed to pay us in the "dollar of our daddies"--in the
+currency which we were familiar with in our childhood. Congress seems
+determined to pay us off in something that is "child-like and Bland."
+[Laughter and applause.] But I have detained you too long already.
+[Cries of "No, no; go on!"]
+
+Why, the excellent President of your Society has for the last five
+minutes been looking at me like a man who might be expected, at any
+moment, to break out in the disconsolate language of Bildad the Shuhite
+to the patriarch Job, "How long will it be ere ye make an end of words?"
+Let me say then, in conclusion, that, coming as I do from the unassuming
+State of Pennsylvania, and standing in the presence of the dazzling
+genius of New England, I wish to express the same degree of humility
+that was expressed by a Dutch Pennsylvania farmer in a railroad car, at
+the breaking out of the war. A New Englander came in who had just heard
+of the fall of Fort Sumter, and he was describing it to the farmer and
+his fellow-passengers. He said that in the fort they had an engineer
+from New England, who had constructed the traverses, and the embrasures,
+and the parapets in such a manner as to make everybody within the fort
+as safe as if he had been at home; and on the other side, the
+Southerners had an engineer who had been educated in New England, and he
+had, with his scientific attainments, succeeded in making the batteries
+of the bombarders as safe as any harvest field, and the bombardment had
+raged for two whole days, and the fort had been captured, and the
+garrison had surrendered, and not a man was hurt on either side. A great
+triumph for science, and a proud day for New England education. Said the
+farmer, "I suppose dat ish all right, but it vouldn't do to send any of
+us Pennsylvany fellers down dare to fight mit does pattles. Like as not
+ve vould shoost pe fools enough to kill somepody." [Loud applause and
+laughter, and cries of "Go on; go on."]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+HOW TO AVOID THE SUBJECT
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the seventy-fifth annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1880. "We
+ have been told here to-night," said the President, James C. Carter,
+ "that New York has been peopled by pilgrims of various races, and I
+ propose, as our next toast, 'The Pilgrims of Every Race.' And I
+ call upon our ever welcome friend, General Horace Porter, for a
+ response."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT:--I am here, like the rest of your guests, to-night, in
+consequence of these notes of invitation that we have received. I know
+it is always more gratifying to an audience for speakers to be able to
+assure them, in the outset of their remarks, that they are here without
+notes; but such is not my case. I received the following:
+
+"The Committee of Arrangements of the New England Society respectfully
+invite you to be present at the seventy-fifth anniversary of the
+Society, and the two hundred and sixtieth of the landing of the Pilgrims
+at Metropolitan Concert Hall." [Laughter.]
+
+Such is the ignorance of those of us upon whom Providence did not
+sufficiently smile to permit us to be born in New England, that I never
+knew, until I received that note, anything about the landing of the
+Pilgrims at Metropolitan Concert Hall. This certainly will be sad news
+to communicate to those pious people who assembled in Brooklyn last
+night, and who still rest happy in the belief that the Pilgrims landed
+on Plymouth Church. [Laughter.] From the day they have chosen for the
+anniversary, it seems very evident that the Pilgrims must have landed
+somewhere one day before they struck Plymouth Rock. [Laughter.]
+
+The poet Longfellow tells us, in one of his short poems, "learn to labor
+and to wait." I have labored through about twenty-five courses at this
+table, and then I have waited until this hour, in the hope that I might
+be spared the inevitable ordeal. But when the last plate had been
+removed, and your president, who is a stern man of duty, rapped upon the
+table, I saw there was no escape, and the time had come when he was
+going to present to you one of the most popular of all dishes at a New
+England banquet, tongue garnished with brains. He seems, following the
+late teachings of Harvard and Yale, to have invited the guests to enter
+for a sort of skull-race. [Laughter.] Now, I suppose that, in calling
+first upon those on his right and left, it is a matter of convenience
+for himself, and he has acted from the same motives that actuated a
+newly fledged dentist who, when his first patient applied, determined to
+exercise all that genius and understanding which Boston men generally
+exercise in the practice of their profession. The patient, coming from
+the country, told him he wanted two back teeth, which he pointed out to
+him, pulled. The dentist placed him in a chair, and in a few moments he
+had pulled out his two front teeth. The patient left the chair, and it
+occurred to him that the circumstance might be deemed of sufficient
+importance to call the dentist's attention to it. He said, "I told you
+to pull out these two back teeth." "Yes," said the dentist, "so you did;
+but I found that the front ones were kind of handier to get at."
+[Laughter and applause.] I suppose the reason your president called upon
+those of us nearest the platform to-night was because he found us a
+little handier to get at. But there is no use in speakers coming here
+and pleading want of preparation, because, doubtless, the New Englanders
+who expected to take part to-night might have been found at any time
+within the last six months sitting under blue glass to enlarge their
+ideas. [Laughter.] I ventured to say to the committee that, this being
+such a large room, some of your speakers might not have a high enough
+tone of voice to be heard at the other end. They looked unutterable
+things at me, as much as to say that at New England dinners I would
+find the speakers could not be otherwise than high-toned. [Laughter.]
+
+The first New Englander I ever had the pleasure to listen to was a
+Pilgrim from Boston, who came out to the town in Pennsylvania, where I
+lived, to deliver a lecture. We all went to the lecture. We were told it
+was worth twice the price of admission to see that man wipe the corners
+of his mouth with his handkerchief before he commenced to speak. Well,
+he spoke for about two hours on the subject of the indestructibility of
+the absolute in connection with the mutability of mundane affairs. The
+pitch and variety of the nasal tones was wonderful, and he had an
+amazing command of the longest nouns and adjectives. It was a beautiful
+lecture. The town council tried to borrow it and have it set to music.
+It was one of those lectures that would pay a man to walk ten miles in
+wet feet--to avoid. After he got through, a gentleman in the audience,
+thinking it the part of good nature, stepped up and congratulated him
+upon his "great effort." The lecturer took it as a matter of course, and
+replied, "Oh, yes, you will find the whole atmosphere of Boston
+exhilarant with intellectual vitality." [Laughter.]
+
+Now, if there is one thing which modern Pilgrims pride themselves upon
+more than another, it is in being the lineal descendants of those who
+came over by the Mayflower. To prove this, when you visit their homes,
+they bring forth family records in the shape of knives, forks, and
+spoons that were taken from the Mayflower. From the number of those
+articles I have seen, I have come to the conclusion that the captain of
+the Mayflower did not get back to England with a single article
+belonging to the ship that was not nailed fast to the deck. Such a dread
+have the people of that island of this widespread Puritanical
+kleptomania attaching to people coming here, that even as late as 1812
+the commander of one of the British frigates took the wise precaution to
+nail his flag fast to the mast. [Laughter.]
+
+We have heard that the Pilgrim fathers made amends for their
+shortcomings, from the fact of their having determined, after landing,
+to fill the meeting-houses and have worship there, and that brave men
+were detailed from the congregation to stand sentinels against a
+surprise by the Indians. It is even said that during those long and
+solemn sermons some of the members vied with each other in taking their
+chances with the Indians outside. Some of these acts of heroism
+re-appear in the race. I have been told that some of the lineal
+descendants of these hardy men that paced up and down in front of the
+meeting-house have recently been seen pacing up and down all night in
+front of the Globe Theatre, in Boston, ready in the morning to take
+their chance of the nearest seat for Sara Bernhardt's performance.
+[Laughter.]
+
+Now, sir, the New Englanders are eminently reformers. I have never seen
+anything they did not attempt to reform. They even introduced the
+Children of the Sun to the shoe-shops of Lynn, with the alleged purpose
+of instructing the Chinese in letters, yet recently in Massachusetts
+they themselves showed such lamentable ignorance as not to know a
+Chinese letter when they saw it. [Laughter.] But the poor Chinese have
+been driven away. They have been driven away from many places by that
+formidable weapon--the only weapon which Dennis Kearney has ever been
+able to use against them--the Chinese must-get. [Laughter.]
+
+I have never seen but one thing the Yankee could not reform, and that
+was the line of battle at Bull Run, and I call upon Pilgrim Sherman as a
+witness to this. He was there, and knows. Bulls have given as much
+trouble to Yankees as to Irishmen. Bulls always seem to be associated
+with Yankee defeat, from the time of Bull Run down to Sitting Bull, and
+I will call upon Pilgrim Miles as a witness to that.
+
+Now, gentlemen, let me say that the presence of General Grant to-night
+will enable you to settle forever that question which has vexed the New
+England mind all the period during which he was making his triumphal
+journey round the globe--the question as to whether, in his intercourse
+with kings and potentates, he was always sure to keep in sufficient
+prominence the merits of the Pilgrim fathers, and more especially of
+their descendants. I have no doubt he did. I have no doubt that to those
+crowned heads, with numerous recalcitrant subjects constantly raising
+Cain in their dominions, the recital of how the Pilgrims went
+voluntarily to a distant country to live, where their scalps were in
+danger, must have been a pleasant picture. [Laughter.]
+
+If I am to have any reputation for brevity I must now close these
+remarks. I remember a lesson in brevity I once received in a barber's
+shop. An Irishman came in, and the unsteady gait with which he
+approached the chair showed that he had been imbibing of the produce of
+the still run by North Carolina Moonshiners. He wanted his hair cut, and
+while the barber was getting him ready, went off into a drunken sleep.
+His head got bobbing from one side to the other, and at length the
+barber, in making a snip, cut off the lower part of his ear. The barber
+jumped about and howled, and a crowd of neighbors rushed in. Finally the
+demonstration became so great that it began to attract the attention of
+the man in the chair, and he opened one eye and said, "Wh-wh-at's the
+matther wid yez?" "Good Lord!" said the barber, "I've cut off the whole
+lower part of your ear." "Have yez? Ah, thin, go on wid yer bizness--it
+was too long, anyhow!" [Laughter.] If I don't close this speech, some
+one of the company will be inclined to remark that it has been too long,
+anyhow. [Cheers and laughter.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A TRIP ABROAD WITH DEPEW
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the seventy-seventh annual dinner of
+ the New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1882.
+ Josiah M. Fiske, the President, occupied the chair and called upon
+ General Porter to respond to the toast: "The Embarkation of the
+ Pilgrims."]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN:--Last summer two pilgrims might have been seen
+embarking from the port of New York to visit the land from which the
+Pilgrim Fathers once embarked. One was the speaker who just sat down
+[Chauncey M. Depew], and the other the speaker who has just arisen. I do
+not know why we chose that particular time. Perhaps Mr. Choate, with his
+usual disregard of the more accurate bounds of veracity, would have you
+believe that we selected that time because it was a season when there
+was likely to be a general vacation from dinners here. [Laughter.] Our
+hopes of pleasure abroad had not risen to any dizzy height. We did not
+expect that the land which so discriminating a band as the Pilgrim
+Fathers had deliberately abandoned, and preferred New England thereto,
+could be a very engaging country. We expected to feel at home there upon
+the general principle that the Yankees never appear so much at home as
+when they are visiting other people. [Laughter.]
+
+I have noticed that Americans have a desire to go to Europe, and I have
+observed, especially, that those who have certain ambitions with regard
+to public life think that they ought to cross the ocean; that crossing
+the water will add to their public reputations, particularly when they
+think how it added to the reputation of George Washington even crossing
+the Delaware River. [Laughter and applause.] The process is very simple.
+You get aboard a steamer, and when you get out of sight of land you
+suddenly realize that the ship has taken up seriously its corkscrew
+career through the sea. Certain gastronomic uncertainties follow. You
+are sailing under the British flag. You always knew that "Britannia
+ruled the waves;" but the only trouble with her now is that she don't
+appear to rule them straight. [Laughter.] Then you lean up against the
+rail; soon you begin to look about as much discouraged as a Brooklyn
+Alderman in contempt of court. Your more experienced and sympathizing
+friends tell you that it will soon pass over, and it does. You even try
+to beguile your misery with pleasant recollections of Shakespeare. The
+only line that seems to come to your memory is the advice of Lady
+Macbeth--"To bed, to bed!"--and when you are tucked away in your berth
+and the ship is rolling at its worst, your more advisory friends look in
+upon you, and they give you plenty of that economical advice that was
+given to Joseph's brother, not to "fall out by the way." [Laughter.]
+
+For several days you find your stomach is about in the condition of the
+tariff question in the present Congress--likely to come up any minute.
+This is particularly hard upon those who had been brought up in the
+army, whose previous experience in this direction had been confined
+entirely to throwing up earthworks. [Laughter.] You begin to realize how
+naval officers sometimes have even gone so far as to throw up their
+commissions. If Mr. Choate had seen Mr. Depew and myself under these
+circumstances he would not have made those disparaging remarks which he
+uttered to-night about the engorgement of our stomachs. If he had
+turned those stomachs wrong side out and gazed upon their inner walls
+through that opera-glass with which he has been looking so intently
+lately upon Mrs. Langtry, he would have found that there was not even
+the undigested corner of a carbuncular potato to stop the pyloric
+orifice; he would have found upon those inner walls not a morsel of
+those things which perish with using. [Laughter.]
+
+But Mr. Choate must have his joke. He is a professional lawyer, and I
+have frequently observed that lawyers' jokes are like an undertaker's
+griefs--strictly professional. You begin now to sympathize with
+everybody that ever went to sea. You think of the Pilgrim Fathers during
+the tempestuous voyage in the Mayflower. You reflect how fully their
+throats must have been occupied, and you can see how they originated the
+practice of speaking through their noses. [Great laughter and applause.]
+Why, you will get so nauseated before the trip is over at the very sight
+of the white caps that you can't look at the heads of the French nurses
+in Paris without feeling seasick. There are the usual "characters"
+about. There is the customary foreign spinster of uncertain age that has
+been visiting here, who regales you with stories of how in New York she
+had twelve men at her feet. Subsequent inquiry proves that they were
+chiropodists. [Laughter.]
+
+And then you approach Ireland. You have had enough of the ocean wave,
+and you think you will stop there. I have no doubt everybody present,
+after hearing from the lips of the distinguished chaplain on my right as
+to the character of the men who come from that country, will hereafter
+always want to stop there. And when you land at Queenstown you are taken
+for an American suspect. They think you are going to join the Fenian
+army. They look at you as if you intended to go forth from that ship as
+the dove went forth from the ark, in search of some green thing. You
+assure them that the only manner in which you can be compared with that
+dove is in the general peacefulness of your intentions. Then you go
+wandering around by the shores of the Lakes of Killarney and the Gap of
+Dunloe, that spot where the Irishman worked all day for the agent of an
+absentee landlord on the promise of getting a glass of grog. At night
+the agent brought out the grog to him, and the Irishman tasted it, and
+he said to the agent, "Which did you put in first, the whiskey or the
+water?" "Oh," said he, "the whiskey." "Ah, ha! Well, maybe I'll come to
+it by and by." [Laughter.] You look around upon the army, the
+constabulary, the police, and you begin to think that Ireland is a good
+deal like our own city of Troy, where there are two police forces on
+duty--that it is governed a great deal. You can't help thinking of the
+philosophical remark made by that learned Chinese statesman, Chin Lan
+Pin, when he was here at the time Dennis Kearney was having an
+unpleasantness with the Orientals. A man said to him, "Your people will
+have to get out of here; the Irish carry too much religion around to
+associate with Pagans." "Yes," said Chin Lan Pin, "we have determined to
+go. Our own country is too overcrowded now, we can't go there, and I
+think we'll go to Ireland." Said the man, "To Ireland? You will be
+jumping out of the frying-pan into the fire." Said Chin Lan Pin, "I have
+travelled in your country and all around a good deal, and I have come to
+the conclusion that nowadays Ireland is about the only country that is
+not governed by the Irish." [Applause and laughter.]
+
+Then you go to Scotland. You want to learn from personal observation
+whether the allegation is true that the Scotch are a people who are
+given to keeping the Sabbath day--and everything else they can lay their
+hands on. [Laughter.] You have heard that it is a musical country, and
+you immediately find that it is. You hardly land there before you hear
+the bag-pipes. You hear that disheartening music, and you sit down and
+weep. You know that there is only one other instrument in the world that
+will produce such strains, and that is a steam piano on a Mississippi
+steamboat when the engineer is drunk. And in this musical country they
+tell you in song about the "Lassies Comin' Through the Rye;" but they
+never tell you about the rye that goes through the "laddies." And they
+will tell you in song about "bodies meeting bodies coming through the
+rye," and you tell them that the practice is entirely un-American; that
+in America bodies usually are impressed with the solemnity of the
+occasion and the general propriety of the thing, and lie quiet until the
+arrival of the coroner, but that the coroners are disputing so much in
+regard to their jurisdiction, and so many delays occur in issuing burial
+permits, that, altogether, they are making the process so tedious and
+disagreeable that nowadays in America hardly anybody cares to die. You
+tell them this in all seriousness, and you will see from their
+expression that they receive it in the same spirit. [Laughter.]
+
+Then you go to England. You have seen her colonies forming a belt around
+the circle of the earth, on which the sun never sets. And now you have
+laid eyes on the mother-country, on which it appears the sun never
+rises. Then you begin to compare legislative bodies, Parliament and
+Congress. You find that in Parliament the members sit with their hats on
+and cough, while in Congress the members sit with their hats off and
+spit. I believe that no international tribunal of competent jurisdiction
+has yet determined which nation has the advantage over the other in
+these little legislative amenities. And, as you cross the English
+Channel, the last thing you see is the English soldier with his blue
+trousers and red coat, and the first you see on landing in France is the
+French soldier with his red trousers and blue coat, and you come to the
+conclusion that if you turn an English soldier upside down he is,
+uniformly speaking, a Frenchman. [Laughter.]
+
+We could not tarry long in France; it was the ambition of my travelling
+companion to go to Holland, and upon his arrival there the boyish antics
+that were performed by my travelling companion in disporting himself
+upon the ancestral ground were one of the most touching and playful
+sights ever witnessed in the open air. [Laughter.] Nobody knows Mr.
+Depew who has not seen him among the Dutch. He wanted especially to go
+to Holland, because he knew the Pilgrims had gone from there. They did
+not start immediately from England to come here. Before taking their
+leap across the ocean they stepped back on to Holland to get a good
+ready. [Laughter.] It is a country where water mingles with everything
+except gin--a country that has been so effectually diked by the natives
+and damned by tourists. [Laughter.] There is one peculiar and especial
+advantage that you can enjoy in that country in going out to a banquet
+like this. It is that rare and peculiar privilege which you cannot
+expect to enjoy in a New England Society even when Mr. Choate addresses
+you--the privilege of never being able to understand a word that is said
+by the speakers after dinner. But we had to hurry home. We were
+Republicans, and there was going to be an election in November. We
+didn't suppose that our votes would be necessary at all; still it would
+look well, you know, to come home and swell the Republican majority.
+[Laughter.] Now when you get on that ship to come back, you begin for
+the first time to appreciate the advantage of the steam lanes that are
+laid down by the steamship company, by which a vessel goes to Europe one
+season over one route and comes back another season over another route,
+so that a man who goes to Europe one season and comes back another is
+treated to another change of scenery along the entire route. [Laughter.]
+
+As I said, we thought it was the thing for Republicans to come home to
+vote. At the polls we found it was rather the thing for them to stay
+away. But we acted upon that impulse which often seizes upon the human
+breast--the desire to come home to die. I never for one moment realized
+the overwhelming defeat that we were going to suffer until one day Mr.
+Choate confided to me his determination to speak for the Citizens'
+candidate. [Loud laughter.] And this left us the day after that election
+and left the other members of our party standing around the highways and
+byways with that one supplication upon each one's lips: "Lord, be
+merciful unto me a Republican and a sinner." [Loud applause and
+laughter.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WOMAN
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the seventy-eighth annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1883. The
+ President, Marvelle W. Cooper, in introducing the speaker, arose,
+ mentioned the single word "Woman"--and said: "This toast will be
+ responded to by one whom you know well, General Horace Porter."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--When this toast was proposed to
+me, I insisted that it ought to be responded to by a bachelor, by some
+one who is known as a ladies' man; but in these days of female
+proprietorship it is supposed that a married person is more essentially
+a ladies' man than anybody else, and it was thought that only one who
+had had the courage to address a lady could have the courage, under
+these circumstances, to address the New England Society. [Laughter.]
+
+The toast, I see, is not in its usual order to-night. At public dinners
+this toast is habitually placed last on the list. It seems to be a
+benevolent provision of the Committee on Toasts in order to give man in
+replying to Woman one chance at least in life of having the last word.
+[Laughter.] At the New England dinners, unfortunately the most fruitful
+subject of remark regarding woman is not so much her appearance as her
+disappearance. I know that this was remedied a few years ago, when this
+grand annual gastronomic high carnival was held in the Metropolitan
+Concert Hall. There ladies were introduced into the galleries to grace
+the scene by their presence; and I am sure the experiment was
+sufficiently encouraging to warrant repetition, for it was beautiful to
+see the descendants of the Pilgrims sitting with eyes upturned in true
+Puritanic sanctity; it was encouraging to see the sons of those pious
+sires devoting themselves, at least for one night, to setting their
+affections upon "things above." [Applause and laughter.]
+
+Woman's first home was in the Garden of Eden. There man first married
+woman. Strange that the incident should have suggested to Milton the
+"Paradise Lost." [Laughter.] Man was placed in a profound sleep, a rib
+was taken from his side, a woman was created from it, and she became his
+wife. Evil-minded persons constantly tell us that thus man's first sleep
+became his last repose. But if woman be given at times to that
+contrariety of thought and perversity of mind which sometimes passeth
+our understanding, it must be recollected in her favor that she was
+created out of the crookedest part of man. [Laughter.]
+
+The Rabbins have a different theory regarding creation. They go back to
+the time when we were all monkeys. They insist that man was originally
+created with a kind of Darwinian tail, and that in the process of
+evolution this caudal appendage was removed and created into woman. This
+might better account for those Caudle lectures which woman is in the
+habit of delivering, and some color is given to this theory, from the
+fact that husbands even down to the present day seem to inherit a
+general disposition to leave their wives behind. [Laughter.]
+
+The first woman, finding no other man in that garden except her own
+husband, took to flirting even with the Devil. [Laughter.] The race
+might have been saved much tribulation if Eden had been located in some
+calm and tranquil land--like Ireland. There would at least have been no
+snakes there to get into the garden. Now woman in her thirst after
+knowledge, showed her true female inquisitiveness in her
+cross-examination of the serpent, and, in commemoration of that
+circumstance, the serpent seems to have been curled up and used in
+nearly all languages as a sign of interrogation. Soon the domestic
+troubles of our first parents began. The first woman's favorite son was
+killed with a club, and married women even to this day seem to have an
+instinctive horror of clubs. The first woman learned that it was Cain
+that raised a club. The modern woman has learned it is a club that
+raises cain. Yet, I think, I recognize faces here to-night that I see
+behind the windows of Fifth Avenue clubs of an afternoon, with their
+noses pressed flat against the broad plate glass, and as woman trips
+along the sidewalk, I have observed that these gentlemen appear to be
+more assiduously engaged than ever was a government scientific
+commission in taking observations upon the transit of Venus. [Laughter.]
+
+Before those windows passes many a face fairer than that of the
+Ludovician Juno or the Venus of Medici. There is the Saxon blonde with
+the deep blue eye, whose glances return love for love, whose silken
+tresses rest upon her shoulders like a wealth of golden fleece, each
+thread of which looks like a ray of the morning sunbeam. There is the
+Latin brunette with the deep, black, piercing eye, whose jetty lashes
+rest like silken fringe upon the pearly texture of her dainty cheek,
+looking like raven's wings spread out upon new-fallen snow.
+
+And yet the club man is not happy. As the ages roll on woman has
+materially elevated herself in the scale of being. Now she stops at
+nothing. She soars. She demands the coeducation of the sexes. She thinks
+nothing of delving into the most abstruse problems of the higher
+branches of analytical science. She can cipher out the exact hour of the
+night when her husband ought to be home, either according to the old or
+the recently adopted method of calculating time. I never knew of but one
+married man who gained any decided domestic advantage by this change in
+our time. He was an _habitue_ of a club situated next door to his house.
+His wife was always upbraiding him for coming home too late at night.
+Fortunately, when they made this change of time, they placed one of
+those meridians from which our time is calculated right between the club
+and his house. [Laughter.] Every time he stepped across that imaginary
+line it set him back a whole hour in time. He found that he could then
+leave his club at one o'clock and get home to his wife at twelve; and
+for the first time in twenty years peace reigned around that
+hearthstone.
+
+Woman now revels even in the more complicated problems of mathematical
+astronomy. Give a woman ten minutes and she will describe a heliocentric
+parallax of the heavens. Give her twenty minutes and she will find
+astronomically the longitude of a place by means of lunar culminations.
+Give that same woman an hour and a half, with the present fashions, and
+she cannot find the pocket in her dress.
+
+And yet man's admiration for woman never flags. He will give her half
+his fortune; he will give her his whole heart; he seems always willing
+to give her everything that he possesses, except his seat in a
+horse-car. [Laughter.]
+
+Every nation has had its heroines as well as its heroes. England, in her
+wars, had a Florence Nightingale; and the soldiers in the expression of
+their adoration, used to stoop and kiss the hem of her garment as she
+passed. America, in her war, had a Dr. Mary Walker. Nobody ever stooped
+to kiss the hem of her garment--because that was not exactly the kind of
+garment she wore. [Laughter.] But why should man stand here and attempt
+to speak for woman, when she is so abundantly equipped to speak for
+herself. I know that is the case in New England; and I am reminded, by
+seeing General Grant here to-night, of an incident in proof of it which
+occurred when he was making that marvellous tour through New England,
+just after the war. The train stopped at a station in the State of
+Maine. The General was standing on the rear platform of the last car. At
+that time, as you know, he had a great reputation for silence--for it
+was before he had made his series of brilliant speeches before the New
+England Society. They spoke of his reticence--a quality which New
+Englanders admire so much--in others. [Laughter.] Suddenly there was a
+commotion in the crowd, and as it opened a large, tall, gaunt-looking
+woman came rushing toward the car, out of breath. Taking her spectacles
+off from the top of her head and putting them on her nose, she put her
+arms akimbo, and looking up, said: "Well, I've just come down here a
+runnin' nigh onto two mile, right on the clean jump, just to get a look
+at the man that lets the women do all the talkin'." [Laughter.]
+
+The first regular speaker of the evening [William M. Evarts] touched
+upon woman, but only incidentally, only in reference to Mormonism and
+that sad land of Utah, where a single death may make a dozen widows.
+[Laughter.]
+
+A speaker at the New England dinner in Brooklyn last night [Henry Ward
+Beecher] tried to prove that the Mormons came originally from New
+Hampshire and Vermont. I know that a New Englander sometimes in the
+course of his life marries several times; but he takes the precaution to
+take his wives in their proper order of legal succession. The difference
+is that he drives his team of wives tandem, while the Mormon insists
+upon driving his abreast. [Laughter.]
+
+But even the least serious of us, Mr. President, have some serious
+moments in which to contemplate the true nobility of woman's character.
+If she were created from a rib, she was made from that part which lies
+nearest a man's heart.
+
+It has been beautifully said that man was fashioned out of the dust of
+the earth while woman was created from God's own image. It is our pride
+in this land that woman's honor is her own best defence; that here
+female virtue is not measured by the vigilance of detective nurses; that
+here woman may walk throughout the length and the breadth of this land,
+through its highways and its byways, uninsulted, unmolested, clothed in
+the invulnerable panoply of her own woman's virtue; that even in places
+where crime lurks and vice prevails in the haunts of our great cities,
+and in the rude mining gulches of the West, owing to the noble efforts
+of our women, and the influence of their example, there are raised up,
+even there, girls who are good daughters, loyal wives, and faithful
+mothers. They seem to rise in those rude surroundings as grows the pond
+lily, which is entangled by every species of rank growth, environed by
+poison, miasma and corruption, and yet which rises in the beauty of its
+purity and lifts its fair face unblushing to the sun.
+
+No one who has witnessed the heroism of America's daughters in the field
+should fail to pay a passing tribute to their worth. I do not speak
+alone of those trained Sisters of Charity, who in scenes of misery and
+woe seem Heaven's chosen messengers on earth; but I would speak also of
+those fair daughters who come forth from the comfortable firesides of
+New England and other States, little trained to scenes of suffering,
+little used to the rudeness of a life in camp, who gave their all, their
+time, their health, and even life itself, as a willing sacrifice in that
+cause which then moved the nation's soul. As one of these, with her
+graceful form, was seen moving silently through the darkened aisles of
+an army hospital, as the motion of her passing dress wafted a breeze
+across the face of the wounded, they felt that their parched brows had
+been fanned by the wings of the angel of mercy.
+
+Ah! Mr. President, woman is after all a mystery. It has been well said,
+that woman is the great conundrum of the nineteenth century; but if we
+cannot guess her, we will never give her up. [Applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+FRIENDLINESS OF THE FRENCH
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the banquet given by the Chamber of
+ Commerce of the State of New York, June 24, 1885, to the officers
+ of the French national ship "Isere," which brought over the statue
+ of "Liberty Enlightening the World." Charles Stewart Smith,
+ vice-President of the Chamber, proposed the following toast: "The
+ French Alliance; initiated by noble and sympathetic Frenchmen;
+ grandly maintained by the blood and treasure of France; now newly
+ cemented by the spontaneous action of the French people; may it be
+ perpetuated through all time." In concluding his introduction, the
+ Chairman said: "We shall hear from our friend, General Porter."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--[3]_Voulez-vous me permettre de
+faire mes remarques en francais? Si je m'addresse a vous dans une langue
+que je ne parle pas, et que personne ici ne comprends, j'en impute la
+faute entierement a l'example malheureux de Monsieur Coudert. Ce que je
+veux dire est que_--this is the fault of Coudert. He has been switching
+the languages round in every direction, and has done all he could to
+sidetrack English.
+
+What I mean to say is, that if I were to mention in either language one
+tithe of the subjects which should be alluded to to-night in connection
+with the French Alliance, I should keep you all here until the rising of
+another sun, and these military gentlemen around me, from abroad, in
+attempting to listen to it, would have to exhibit what Napoleon
+considered the highest quality in a soldier: "Two-o'clock-in-the-morning
+courage." [Applause.]
+
+One cannot speak of the French Alliance without recalling the services
+of Benjamin Franklin in connection with it. When he was in Paris and was
+received in a public assemblage, not understanding anything of the
+language, and believing, very properly, that it was a good thing always
+to follow the example of the French in society, he vociferously
+applauded every time the rest of them applauded, and he did not learn
+until it was all over that the applause was, in each instance, elicited
+by a reference to his name and distinguished public services, and so,
+during the eloquent speech of our friend, Mr. Coudert, I could not but
+look upon the American members of this assemblage, and notice that they
+applauded most vociferously when they supposed that the speaker was
+alluding particularly to their arduous services as members of the
+Chamber of Commerce. [Laughter.]
+
+I congratulate our friends from abroad, who do not understand our
+language, upon the very great privilege they enjoy here to-night, a
+privilege that is not enjoyed by Americans or by Englishmen who come
+among us. It is the rare and precious privilege at an American banquet
+of not being expected to pay the slightest attention to the remarks of
+the after-dinner speakers. [Laughter.] If there is one thing I feel I
+can enjoy more than another, it is standing upon firm land and speaking
+to those whose life is on the sea, to these "toilers of the deep." There
+is in this a sort of poetic justice, a sentimental retribution; for on
+their element I am never able to stand up, and, owing to certain
+gastronomic uncertainties, my feelings on that element are just the
+reverse of those I experience at the present moment. For in the agonies
+of a storm I have so much on my mind that I have nothing whatever on my
+stomach. But after this feast to-night I have so much on my stomach that
+I fear I have nothing whatever on my mind. And when I next go to sea I
+want to go as the great statue of Liberty: first being taken all apart
+with the pieces carefully stored amidships. [Laughter.]
+
+While they were building the statue in France, we were preparing slowly
+for the pedestal. You cannot hurry constructions of this kind; they must
+have time to settle. We long ago prepared the stones for that pedestal,
+and we first secured the services of the most useful, most precious
+stone of all--the Pasha from Egypt. [Laughter.] We felt that his
+services in Egypt had particularly fitted him for this task. There is a
+popular belief in this country, which I have never once heard
+contradicted, that he took a prominent part in laying the foundations of
+the great Pyramids, that he assisted in placing the Egyptian Sphinx in
+position, and that he even had something to do with Cleopatra's Needle.
+[Laughter.]
+
+When Napoleon was in Egypt he said to his people: "Forty centuries are
+looking down upon you." We say to General Stone, as he stands upon that
+pedestal: "Fifty-five millions of people are looking up to you! and some
+of them have contributed to the fund." [Laughter.] When we read of the
+size of that statue, we were troubled, particularly when we saw the
+gigantic dimensions of the Goddess's nose, but our minds were relieved
+when we found that that nose was to face southward, and not in the
+direction of Hunter's Point. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+_Monsieur le President_:--[4]_Quand le coeur est plein il deborde, et
+ce soir mon coeur est plein de la France, mais_--Oh, there I go, again
+wandering with Coudert away from the mother-tongue. [Laughter.]
+
+I have no doubt all the gentlemen here to-night of an American turn of
+mind wish that the mantle of Elijah of old had fallen upon the shoulders
+of Mr. Coudert, for then he might have stood some chance of being
+translated. [Laughter.] A few years ago distinguished military men from
+abroad came here to participate in the celebration of the 100th
+anniversary of the surrender of Yorktown by Lord Cornwallis. They were
+invited here by the Government, the descendants of all distinguished
+foreigners, to participate in that historical event, except the
+descendants of Lord Cornwallis. [Laughter.] And if our French guests had
+been here then, and had gone down and seen Yorktown, they would not have
+wondered that Cornwallis gave up that place; their only astonishment
+would have been that he consented to remain there as long as he did.
+[Laughter.]
+
+But, Mr. President, upon a subject fraught with so much interest to us
+all, and with so much dignity, let me, before I close, speak a few words
+in all seriousness. If we would properly appreciate the depth and the
+lasting nature of that traditional friendship between the two nations,
+which is the child of the French Alliance, we must consider the
+conditions of history at the time that alliance was formed. For years a
+desperate war had been waged between the most powerful of nations and
+the weakest of peoples, struggling to become a nation. The American
+coffers had been drained, the spirit of the people was waning, hope was
+fading, and patriot hearts who had never despaired before were now
+bowed in the dust. The trials of the Continental army had never been
+matched since the trade of war began. Their sufferings had never been
+equalled since the days of the early Christian martyrs. While courage
+still animated the hearts of the people, and their leaders never took
+counsel of their fears, yet a general gloom had settled down upon the
+land. Then we saw a light breaking in upon our eastern horizon, a light
+which grew in brilliancy until it became to us a true bow of promise.
+That light came from the brave land of France. [Enthusiastic cheering.]
+
+Then hope raised our standards; then joy brightened our crest; then it
+was, that when we saw Gates and Lincoln and Greene and Washington, we
+saw standing shoulder to shoulder with them, D'Estaing, De Grasse,
+Rochambeau, and that princely hero [pointing to a portrait against the
+wall], that man who was the embodiment of gallantry, of liberty, of
+chivalry, the immortal Lafayette. [Loud cheers.] Then the two armies
+moved hand-in-hand to fight the common foe. They vied nobly with each
+other and, by an unselfish emulation and by a generous rivalry, showed
+the world that the path of ambition had not become so narrow that two
+could not walk it abreast. [Cries of "Good! Good!" and cheers.]
+
+Two treaties were made; one was military in its terms, and was called
+the Defensive Treaty. The other we recall with great interest in the
+presence of an assemblage of business men such as this. The second
+treaty was called the Treaty of Friendship and Commerce. The results of
+those treaties have passed into history. That alliance taught many
+worthy lessons. It taught that tyranny you may find anywhere; it is a
+weed that grows on any soil. But if you want liberty, you must go forth
+and fight for it. [Applause.] It taught us those kindly sentiments
+between nations which warm the heart, liberalize the mind, and animate
+the courage. It taught men that true liberty can turn blind submission
+into rational obedience. It taught men, as Hall has said, that true
+liberty smothers the voice of kings, dispels the mists of superstition,
+and by its magic touch kindles the rays of genius, the enthusiasm of
+poetry, the flame of eloquence, pours into our laps opulence and art,
+and embellishes life with innumerable institutions and improvements
+which make it one grand theatre of wonders. [Cheers.]
+
+And now that this traditional friendship between the two nations is to
+be ever cemented by that generous gift of our ally, that colossal
+statue, which so nobly typifies the great principle for which our
+fathers fought, may the flame which is to arise from its uplifted arm
+light the path of liberty to all who follow in its ways, until human
+rights and human freedom become the common heritage of mankind.
+
+Ariosto tells us a pretty story of a gentle fairy, who, by a mysterious
+law of her nature, was at certain periods compelled to assume the form
+of a serpent and to crawl upon the ground. Those who in the days of her
+disguise spurned her and trod upon her were forever debarred from a
+participation in those gifts that it was her privilege to bestow, but to
+those who, despite her unsightly aspect, comforted her and encouraged
+her and aided her, she appeared in the beautiful and celestial form of
+her true nature, followed them ever after with outstretched arms,
+lavished upon them her gifts, and filled their homes with happiness and
+wealth.
+
+And so, when America lay prostrate upon the ground, after throwing off
+the British yoke, yet not having established a government which the
+nations of the earth were willing to recognize, then it was that France
+sympathized with her, and comforted her, and aided her, and now that
+America has arisen in her strength and stands erect before the nations
+of the world, in the true majesty and glory of that form in which God
+intended she should thenceforth tread the earth, she always stands with
+arms outstretched towards France in token of the great gratitude she
+bears her. [Applause and cheers.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE CITIZEN SOLDIER
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the eighth annual dinner of the New
+ England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1887. The
+ President, John Winslow, proposed the toast, "The Citizen Soldier,"
+ saying: "The next regular toast is 'The Citizen Soldier.' I have
+ already referred to the embarrassment which a presiding officer
+ feels in introducing a well-known and distinguished man. If I refer
+ to the distinguished gentleman who is to respond to this toast as a
+ pathetic speaker, you will immediately recall some of his fine
+ humor; and if I should speak of him as a humorous speaker you will
+ recall some pathetic sentence; so it is better to let General
+ Horace Porter speak for himself."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--After General Sherman the deluge.
+I am the deluge. It is fortunate for me this evening that I come after
+General Sherman only in the order of speech, and not in the order of
+dinner, for a person once said in Georgia--and he was a man who knew
+regarding the March to the Sea--that anyone who came after General
+Sherman wouldn't find much to eat. Having been brought up in
+Pennsylvania, I listened with great interest to General Sherman's
+reference to the proposed names of the States in the country. He
+mentioned one as "Sylvania." That was evidently a dead letter till we
+put the Pen(n) to it. [Laughter.] I noticed that President Dwight
+listened with equal interest to the statement of that expedition which
+went West and carried such a large quantity of whiskey with it, in
+consequence of which the first University was founded. [Laughter.]
+
+But, gentlemen, when I am requested in such an august presence as this
+to speak of the "Citizen Soldier," I cannot help feeling like the
+citizen soldier of Hibernian extraction who came up, in the streets of
+New York, to a general officer and held out his hand for alms, evidently
+wanting to put himself temporarily on the General's pay-roll, as it
+were. The General said: "Why don't you work?" He said he couldn't on
+account of his wounds. The General asked where he was wounded. He said,
+"In the retrate at Bull Run." "But whereabouts on your person?" He
+replied, "You'll notice the scar here." [Pointing to his face.] "Now,
+how could you get wounded in the face while on the retreat?" "I had the
+indiscrition to look back." [Laughter.] "Well," said the General, "that
+wouldn't prevent your working." "Ah," answered the man, "the worst wound
+is here." [Left breast.] The General said, "Oh, that's all bosh; if the
+bullet had gone in there it would have passed through your heart and
+killed you." "I beg your pardon, sir, at that moment me heart was in me
+mouth!" [Great laughter.] So if I had known that such an early attack
+was to be made upon me here to-night, I should have thrown my pickets
+farther out to the front, in hopes of getting sufficient information to
+beat a hasty retreat; for if there is one lesson better than another
+taught by the war, it is that a man may retreat successfully from almost
+any position, if he only starts in time. [Laughter.]
+
+In alluding to the Citizen Soldier I desire it to be distinctly
+understood that I make no reference to that organization of Home Guards
+once formed in Kansas, where the commanding officer tried to pose as one
+of the last surviving heroes of the Algerine War, when he had never
+drawn a sword but once and that was in a raffle, and where his men had
+determined to emulate the immortal example of Lord Nelson. The last
+thing that Nelson did was to die for his country, and this was the last
+thing they ever intended to do. [Laughter.]
+
+I allude to that Citizen Soldier who breathed the spirit of old Miles
+Standish, but had the additional advantage of always being able to speak
+for himself; who came down to the front with hair close cropped, clean
+shaven, newly baptized, freshly vaccinated, pocket in his shirt, musket
+on his shoulder, ready to do anything, from squirrel hunting up to
+manslaughter in the first degree. He felt that with a single rush he
+could carry away two spans of barbed-wire fence without scratching
+himself. If too short-sighted to see the enemy, he would go nearer; if
+lame, he would make this an excuse to disobey an order to retreat; if he
+had but one stocking, he would take it off his foot in wet weather and
+wrap it around the lock of his gun; and as to marching, he would keep on
+the march as long as he had upper garments enough left to wad a gun or
+nether garments enough to flag a train with. [Laughter.] He was the last
+man in a retreat, the first man in an enemy's smoke-house. When he
+wanted fuel he took only the top rail of the fence, and kept on taking
+the top rail till there was none of that fence left standing. The New
+England soldier knew everything that was between the covers of books,
+from light infantry tactics to the new version of the Scriptures. One
+day, on a forced march in Virginia, a New England man was lagging
+behind, when his colonel began stirring him up and telling him he ought
+to make better time. He at once started to argue the case with the
+colonel, and said: "See here, colonel, I've studied the tactics and hev
+learned from 'em how to form double column at half distance, but I hev
+never yet learned how to perform double distance on half rations."
+[Laughter.]
+
+But, Mr. President, this is a subject which should receive a few serious
+words from me before I sit down. It was not until the black war cloud of
+rebellion broke upon us that we really appreciated the Citizen Soldier
+at his full worth. But when the country was struck we saw, pouring down
+from the hill tops, and surging up from the valleys, that magnificent
+army of citizen soldiery, at the sight of which all Christendom stood
+amazed. They gathered until the streets of every hamlet in the land were
+lighted by the glitter of their steel and resounded to the tread of
+their marching columns. It seemed that the middle wall of partition was
+broken down between all classes, that we were living once more in the
+heroic ages, that there had returned to us the brave days of old, when
+"none were for a party but all were for the state." [Applause.] And then
+that unbroken line swept down to the front. But in that front what
+scenes were met! There was the blistering Southern sun; swamps which
+bred miasma and death; rivers with impassable approaches; heights to be
+scaled, batteries to be captured, the open plain with guns in front and
+guns in flank, which swept those devoted columns until human blood
+flowed as freely as festal wine; there was the dense forest, the
+under-growth barring the passage of man, the upper-growth shutting out
+the light of heaven; ammunition-trains exploding, the woods afire, the
+dead roasted in the flames, the wounded dragging their mangled limbs
+after them to escape its ravages, until it seemed that Christian men had
+turned to fiends, and hell itself had usurped the place of earth.
+[Applause.]
+
+And when success perched upon our banners, when the bugle sounded the
+glad notes of final and triumphal victory, the disbanding of that army
+was even more marvellous than its organization. It disappeared, not as
+the flood of waters of the spring, which rend the earth, and leave havoc
+and destruction in their course; but rather, as was once eloquently
+said, like the snows of winter under a genial sun, leaving the face of
+Nature untouched, and the handiwork of man undisturbed; not injuring,
+but moistening and fructifying the earth. [Applause.] But the mission of
+the Citizen Soldier did not end there, it has not ended yet. We have no
+European enemy to dread, it is true; we have on our own continent no
+foeman worthy of our steel; for, unlike the lands of Europe, this land
+is not cursed by propinquity. But we must look straight in the face the
+fact that we have in our midst a discontented class, repudiated alike by
+employers and by honest laborers. They come here from the effete
+monarchies of the old world, rave about the horrors of tyrannous
+governments, and make no distinction between them and the blessings of a
+free and independent government. They have, but a little while ago,
+created scenes in which mob-law ruled the hour, riot held its sanguinary
+sway, and the earth of our streets tasted the blood of our citizens.
+When such scenes as these occur, we cannot wait for aid from the crews
+of vessels in the offing, we cannot look for succor to the army
+garrisons of distant forts; but in our great cities--those plague spots
+in the body politic--we want trained militia who can rally as rapidly as
+the long roll can be beaten. And I know that all property-owners feel
+safer, that all law-abiding citizens breathe freer, when they see a
+militia, particularly like that in our own State, go forth in the summer
+to be inured to the hardships of the march, to the discipline of
+tent-life in the field, exhibiting an _esprit de corps_, a discipline, a
+true touch of the elbow, which is beyond all praise. I love to take off
+my hat to their marching column; I love to salute its passing banners.
+They will always be the true bulwark of our defence. I know of no man,
+and no set of men, who more gladly or more eagerly make this statement
+than those who have been reared in the regular army; and I take
+particular pride in making this acknowledgment and paying this tribute
+in the presence of the senior and the most illustrious living commander
+of our Citizen Soldiery. [Allusion to General Sherman followed by great
+applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE MANY-SIDED PURITAN
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the eighty-second annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1887.
+ Ex-Judge Horace Russell, the President of the Society, in
+ introducing General Porter, said: "James T. Brady used to say that
+ a good lawyer imbibed his law rather than read it. [Laughter.] If
+ that proposition holds true in other regards, the gentleman whom I
+ am to call to the next toast is one of the very best of New
+ Englanders--General Horace Porter [applause], who will speak to
+ 'Puritan Influence.'"]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--While you were eating
+Forefathers' dinner here a year ago, I happened to be in Mexico, but on
+my return I found that the Puritan influence had extended to me, for I
+was taken for the distinguished head of this organization, and was in
+receipt of no end of letters addressed to General Horace Russell and
+Judge Horace Porter and Mr. Horace Russell and Porter, President of the
+New England Society, and all begging for a copy of Grady's[5] speech.
+Distant communities had got the names of the modern Horatii mixed.
+[Laughter.] In replying I had to acknowledge that my nativity barred me
+out from the moral realms of this puritanical society, and I could only
+coincide with Charles II when he said he always admired virtue, but he
+never could imitate it. [Laughter and applause.] When the Puritan
+influence spread across the ocean; when it was imported here as part of
+the cargo of the Mayflower, the crew of the craft, like sensible men,
+steered for the port of New York, but a reliable tradition informs us
+that the cook on board that vessel chopped his wood on deck and always
+stood with his broadaxe on the starboard side of the binnacle, and that
+this mass of ferruginous substance so attracted the needle that the ship
+brought up in Plymouth harbor. And the Puritans did not reach New York
+harbor for a couple of hundred years thereafter, and then in the persons
+of the members of the New England Society. It is seen that the same
+influences are still at work, for the fact that these Puritans have
+brought up in Delmonico's haven of rest is entirely owing to the
+attractions of the cook. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+The old Puritan was not the most rollicking, the jolliest, or the most
+playful of men. He at times amused himself sadly; he was given to a mild
+disregard of the conventionalities. He had suppressed bear-baiting, not,
+it is believed, because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave
+pleasure to the audience. He found the Indians were the proprietors of
+the land, and he felt himself constrained to move against them with his
+gun with a view to increasing the number of absentee landlords.
+[Laughter and applause.] He found the Indians on one side and the
+witches on the other. He was surrounded with troubles. He had to keep
+the Indians under fire and the witches over it. These were some of the
+things that reconciled that good man to sudden death. He frequently
+wanted to set up a mark and swear at it, but his principles would not
+permit him. He never let the sun go down upon his wrath, but he, no
+doubt, often wished that he was in that region near the pole where the
+sun does not go down for six months at a time, and gives wrath a fair
+chance to materialize. He was a thoughtful man. He spent his days
+inventing snow-ploughs and his evenings in sipping hot rum and
+ruminating upon the probable strength of the future Prohibition vote.
+Those were times when the wives remonstrated with their husbands
+regarding the unfortunate and disappointing results of too much drink,
+particularly when it led the men to go out and shoot at Indians--and
+miss them. [Long continued laughter.] It is supposed that these men,
+like many others, generally began drinking on account of the bite of a
+snake, and usually had to quit on account of attacks from the same
+reptiles.
+
+But, Mr. President, if you will allow me a few words of becoming gravity
+with which to retract any aspersions which I may have inadvertently cast
+upon the sacred person of the ancient Puritan, I assure you I will use
+those words with a due sense of the truth of the epigram--that "gravity
+is a stratagem invented to conceal the poverty of the mind." That rugged
+old Puritan, firm of purpose and stout of heart, had been fittingly
+trained by his life in the Old World, for the conspicuous part he was
+to enact in the New. He was acquainted with hardships, inured to trials,
+practised in self-abnegation. He had reformed religions, revolutionized
+society, and shaken the thrones of tyrants. He had learned that tyranny
+you may have anywhere--it is a weed which grows on any soil--but if you
+want freedom you must go forth and fight for it. [Long continued
+applause.]
+
+At his very birth he had had breathed into his nostrils the breath of
+that true liberty which can turn blind submission into rational
+obedience, which, as Hall says, can "smother the voice of kings,
+dissipate the mists of superstition, and by its magic touch kindle the
+rays of genius, the enthusiasm of poetry, the flames of eloquence."
+[Applause.] He had the courage of his convictions, he counselled not
+with his fears. He neither looked to the past with regret nor to the
+future with apprehension. He might have been a zealot--he was never a
+hypocrite; he might have been eccentric--he was never ridiculous. He was
+a Hercules rather than an Adonis. In his warfare he fired hot shot; he
+did not send in flags of truce; he led forlorn hopes; he did not follow
+in the wake of charges. When he went forth with his sledge-hammer logic
+and his saw-mill philosophy, all who stood in the path of his righteous
+wrath went down before him, with nothing by which to recognize them
+except the pieces he had left of them. When he crossed the seas to plant
+his banners in the West, when he disembarked upon the bleak shores of
+America, the land which was one day to speak with the voice of a mighty
+prophet, then the infant just discovered in the bulrushes of the New
+World, he came with loins girded and all accoutred for the great work of
+founding a race which should create a permanent abiding place for
+liberty, and one day dominate the destinies of the world. [Prolonged
+applause.] Unlike the Spanish conqueror upon far southern coasts, the
+leader did not have to burn his ship to retain his followers, for when
+the Mayflower spread her sails for home, not a man of Plymouth Colony
+returned on board her.
+
+The Puritan early saw that in the new land, liberty could not flourish
+when subject to the caprices of European Courts; he realized with Burke
+that there was "more wisdom and sagacity in American workshops than in
+the cabinets of princes." He wanted elbow-room; he was philosophic
+enough to recognize the truth of the adage that it is "better to sit on
+a pumpkin and have it all to yourself than to be crowded on a velvet
+cushion."
+
+When the struggle for independence came, the Puritan influence played no
+small part in the contest. When a separate government had been formed he
+showed himself foremost in impressing upon it his principles of broad
+and comprehensive liberty. He dignified labor; he believed that as the
+banner of the young Republic was composed of and derived its chief
+beauty from its different colors, so should its broad folds cover and
+protect its citizens of different colors.
+
+He was a grand character in history. We take off our hats to him. We
+salute his memory. In his person were combined the chivalry of
+Knighthood, the fervor of the Crusader, the wit of Gascony, and the
+courage of Navarre. [Prolonged applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ABRAHAM LINCOLN
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at a dinner given by the Republican Club
+ in honor of the ninetieth anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's
+ birthday, New York City, February 12, 1889. Mortimer C. Addams, the
+ newly elected President of the Club, occupied the chair. General
+ Porter was called upon for a response to the first toast, "Abraham
+ Lincoln--the fragrant memory of such a life will increase as the
+ generations succeed each other." General Porter was introduced by
+ the chairman, as one "whose long acquaintance with Abraham Lincoln,
+ intimate relationship, both official and personal, with our
+ illustrious chieftain, General Grant, and distinguished career as a
+ brave defender of his country in the time of her peril, have
+ eminently fitted him to tell the story of our great War
+ President."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--I am encumbered with diverse
+misgivings in being called upon to rise and cast the first firebrand
+into this peaceful assemblage, which has evidently been enjoying itself
+so much up to the present time. From the herculean task accomplished by
+the Republican party last fall we have come to think of its members as
+men of deeds and not of words, except the spellbinders. [Laughter.] I
+fear your committee is treating me like one of those toy balloons that
+are sent up previous to the main ascension, to test the currents of the
+air; but I hope that in this sort of ballooning I may not be interrupted
+by the remark that interrupted a Fourth of July orator in the West when
+he was tickling the American Eagle under both wings, delivering himself
+of no end of platitudes and soaring aloft into the brilliant realms of
+fancy when a man in the audience quietly remarked: "If he goes on
+throwing out his ballast, in that way, the Lord knows where he will
+land." [Laughter.] If I demonstrate to-night that dryness is a quality
+not only of the champagne but of the first speech as well, you may
+reflect on that remark as Abraham Lincoln did at City Point after he had
+been shaken up the night before in his boat in a storm in Chesapeake
+Bay. When he complained of the feeling of gastronomic uncertainty which
+we suffer on the water, a young staff officer rushed up to him with a
+bottle of champagne and said: "This is the cure for that sort of an
+ill." Said the President: "No, young man, I have seen too many fellows
+seasick ashore from drinking that very article." [Laughter.]
+
+The story of the life of Abraham Lincoln savors more of romance than
+reality. It is more like a fable of the ancient days than a story of a
+plain American of the nineteenth century. The singular vicissitudes in
+the life of our martyred President surround him with an interest which
+attaches to few men in history. He sprang from that class which he
+always alluded to as the "plain people," and never attempted to disdain
+them. He believed that the government was made for the people, not the
+people for the government. He felt that true Republicanism is a
+torch--the more it is shaken in the hands of the people the brighter it
+will burn. He was transcendently fit to be the first successful
+standard-bearer of the progressive, aggressive, invincible Republican
+party. [Loud applause.] He might well have said to those who chanced to
+sneer at his humble origin what a marshal of France raised from the
+ranks said to the haughty nobles of Vienna boasting of their long line
+of descent, when they refused to associate with him: "I am an ancestor;
+you are only descendants!" [Laughter and cheers.] He was never guilty
+of any posing for effect, any attitudinizing in public, any mawkish
+sentimentality, any of that puppyism so often bred by power, that
+dogmatism which Johnson said was only puppyism grown to maturity.
+[Laughter.] He made no claim to knowledge he did not possess. He felt
+with Addison that pedantry and learning are like hypocrisy in
+religion--the form of knowledge without the power of it. He had nothing
+in common with those men of mental malformation who are educated beyond
+their intellects. [Laughter.]
+
+The names of Washington and Lincoln are inseparably associated, and yet
+as the popular historian would have us believe one spent his entire life
+in chopping down acorn trees and the other splitting them up into rails.
+Washington could not tell a story. Lincoln always could. [Laughter.] And
+Lincoln's stories always possessed the true geometrical requisites, they
+were never too long, and never too broad. [Laughter.] He never forgot a
+point. A sentinel pacing near the watchfire while Lincoln was once
+telling some stories quietly remarked that "He had a mighty powerful
+memory, but an awful poor forgettery." [Laughter.]
+
+The last time I ever heard him converse, he told one of the stories
+which best illustrated his peculiar talent for pointing a moral with an
+anecdote. Speaking of England's assistance to the South, and how she
+would one day find she had aided it but little and only injured herself,
+he said: "Yes, that reminds me of a barber in Sangamon County. He was
+about going to bed when a stranger came along and said he must have a
+shave. He said he had a few days' beard on his face, and he was going to
+a ball, and the barber must cut it off. The barber got up reluctantly,
+dressed, and put the stranger in a chair with a low back to it, and
+every time he bore down he came near dislocating his patient's neck. He
+began by lathering his face, including nose, eyes, and ears, strapped
+his razor on his boot, and then made a drive scraping down the right
+cheek, carrying away the beard and a pimple and two or three warts. The
+man in the chair said: 'You appear to make everything level as you go.'
+[Laughter.] The barber said: 'Yes, if this handle don't break, I will
+get away with what there is there.' The man's cheeks were so hollow that
+the barber could not get down into the valleys with the razor and an
+ingenious idea occurred to him to stick his finger in the man's mouth
+and press out the cheeks. Finally he cut clean through the cheek and
+into his own finger. He pulled the finger out of the man's mouth, and
+snapped the blood off it, looked at him, and said: 'There, you
+lantern-jawed cuss, you have made me cut my finger.'" [Laughter.] "Now,"
+said Lincoln, "England will find she has got the South into a pretty bad
+scrape from trying to administer to her. In the end she will find she
+has only cut her own finger." [Applause.]
+
+But his heart was not always attuned to mirth; its chords were often set
+to strains of sadness. Yet throughout all his trials he never lost the
+courage of his convictions. When he was surrounded on all sides by
+doubting Thomases, by unbelieving Saracens, by discontented Catilines,
+his faith was strongest. As the Danes destroyed the hearing of their
+war-horses in order that they might not be affrighted by the din of
+battle, so Lincoln turned a deaf ear to all that might have discouraged
+him, and exhibited an unwavering faith in the justice of the cause and
+the integrity of the Union. [Cries of "Bravo!" and cheers.]
+
+It is said that for three hundred years after the battle of Thermopylae
+every child in the public schools of Greece was required to recite from
+memory the names of the three hundred martyrs who fell in the defence of
+that Pass. It would be a crowning triumph in patriotic education if
+every school child in America could contemplate each day the grand
+character and utter the inspiring name of Abraham Lincoln. [Loud
+applause.]
+
+He has passed from our view. We shall not meet him again until he stands
+forth to answer to his name at the roll-call when the great of earth are
+summoned in the morning of the last great reveille. Till then
+[apostrophizing Lincoln's portrait which hung above the President's
+head], till then, farewell, gentlest of all spirits, noblest of all
+hearts! The child's simplicity was mingled with the majestic grandeur of
+your nature. You have handed down unto a grateful people the richest
+legacy which man can leave to man--the memory of a good name, the
+inheritance of a great example! [Loud and enthusiastic applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SIRES AND SONS
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the eighty-sixth annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1891. J.
+ Pierpont Morgan, the President, occupied the chair, and called upon
+ General Porter to speak on "Sires and Sons."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--All my shortcomings upon this
+occasion must be attributed to the fact that I have just come from last
+night's New England dinner, in Brooklyn, which occurred largely this
+morning. They promised me when I accepted their invitation that I should
+get away early, and I did. I am apprehensive that the circumstance may
+give rise to statements which may reflect upon my advancing years, and
+that I may be pointed out as one who has dined with the early New
+Englanders.
+
+I do not like the fact of Depew's coming into the room so late to-night
+and leaving so short an interval between his speech and mine. His
+conduct is of a piece with the conduct of so many married men nowadays
+who manifest such exceedingly bad taste and want of tact in dying only
+such a very short time before the remarriage of their wives.
+
+I have acquired some useful experience in attending New England Society
+dinners in various cities. I dine with New Englanders in Boston; the
+rejoicing is marked, but not aggressive. I dine with them in New York;
+the hilarity and cheer of mind are increased in large degree. I dine
+with them in Philadelphia; the joy is unconfined and measured neither by
+metes nor bounds. Indeed, it has become patent to the most casual
+observer that the further the New Englander finds himself from New
+England the more hilarious is his rejoicing. Whenever we find a son of
+New England who has passed beyond the borders of his own section, who
+has stepped out into the damp cold fog of a benighted outside world and
+has brought up in another State, he seems to take more pride than ever
+in his descent--doubtless because he feels that it has been so great.
+[Laughter.]
+
+The New England sire was a stern man on duty and determined to
+administer discipline totally regardless of previous acquaintance. He
+detested all revolutions in which he had taken no part. If he possessed
+too much piety, it was tempered by religion; while always seeking out
+new virtues, he never lost his grip on his vices. [Laughter.] He was
+always ambitious to acquire a reputation that would extend into the next
+world. But in his own individual case he manifested a decided preference
+for the doctrine of damnation without representation.
+
+When he landed at Plymouth he boldly set about the appalling task of
+cultivating the alleged soil. His labors were largely lightened by the
+fact that there were no agricultural newspapers to direct his efforts.
+By a fiction of speech which could not have been conceived by a less
+ingenious mind, he founded a government based upon a common poverty and
+called it a commonwealth. He was prompt and eminently practical in his
+worldly methods. In the rigors of a New England winter when he found a
+witch suffering he brought her in to the fire; when he found an Indian
+suffering he went out and covered him with a shotgun. [Laughter.]
+
+The discipline of the race, however, is chiefly due to the New England
+mother. She could be seen going to church of a Sabbath with the Bible
+under one arm and a small boy under the other, and her mind equally
+harassed by the tortures of maternity and eternity. When her offspring
+were found suffering from spring fever and the laziness which
+accompanies it, she braced them up with a heroic dose of brimstone and
+molasses. The brimstone given here was a reminder of the discipline
+hereafter; the molasses has doubtless been chiefly responsible for the
+tendency of the race to stick to everything, especially their opinions.
+[Laughter.]
+
+The New Englanders always take the initiative in great national
+movements. At Lexington and Concord they marched out alone without
+waiting for the rest of the Colonies, to have their fling at the
+red-coats, and a number of the colonists on that occasion succeeded in
+interfering with British bullets. It was soon after observed that their
+afternoon excursion had attracted the attention of England. They acted
+in the spirit of the fly who bit the elephant on the tail. When the fly
+was asked whether he expected to kill him he said: "No, but I notice I
+made him look round." [Laughter.]
+
+
+[Illustration: _THE MINUTE MAN_
+
+_Photogravure after a photograph_
+
+
+In commemoration of the famous Revolutionary struggle of the farmers of
+Concord, Mass., April 19, 1775, this statue was erected. The sculptor
+was Daniel Chester French, a native of Concord. The statue was unveiled
+at the centennial celebration of the battle, 1875. It is of bronze,
+heroic size, and stands near the town of Concord, by the battlefield, on
+the side of the Concord River occupied by the Americans. The position is
+described by Ralph Waldo Emerson in his lines which are graven in the
+pedestal of the statue:
+
+ "By the rude bridge that arched the flood,
+ Their flag to April's breeze unfurled,
+ Here once the embattled farmers stood,
+ And fired the shot heard round the world."]
+
+
+Such are the inventive faculty and self-reliance of New Englanders that
+they always entertain a profound respect for impossibilities. It has
+been largely owing to their influence that we took the negro, who is a
+natural agriculturist, and made a soldier of him; took the Indian, who
+is a natural warrior, and made an agriculturist of him; took the
+American, who is a natural destructionist, and made a protectionist of
+him. They are always revolutionizing affairs. Recently a Boston company
+equipped with electricity the horse-cars, or rather the mule-cars, in
+the streets of Atlanta. When the first electric-motor cars were put into
+service an aged "contraband" looked at them from the street corner and
+said: "Dem Yankees is a powerful sma't people; furst dey come down h'yar
+and freed de niggers, now dey've done freed de mules." [Laughter.]
+
+The New Englander is so constantly engaged in creating changes that in
+his eyes even variety appears monotonous. When a German subject finds
+himself oppressed by his Government he emigrates; when a French citizen
+is oppressed he makes the Government emigrate; when Americans find a
+portion of their Government trying to emigrate they arm themselves and
+spend four years in going after it and bringing it back. [Laughter and
+applause.]
+
+You will find the sons of New England everywhere throughout the world,
+and they are always at the fore. I happened to be at a French banquet in
+Paris where several of us Americans spoke, employing that form of the
+French language which is so often used by Americans in France, and which
+is usually so successful in concealing one's ideas from the natives.
+There was a young Bostonian there who believed he had successfully
+mastered all the most difficult modern languages except that which is
+spoken by the brake-men on the elevated railroads. When he spoke French
+the only departure from the accent of the Parisian was that _nuance_ of
+difference arising from the mere accidental circumstance of one having
+learned his French in Paris and the other in Boston. The French give
+much praise to Moliere for having changed the pronunciation of a great
+many French words; but his most successful efforts in that direction
+were far surpassed by the Boston young man. When he had finished his
+remarks a French gentleman sitting beside me inquired: "Where is he
+from?" I replied: "From New England." Said he: "I don't see anything
+English about him except his French." [Laughter.]
+
+In speaking of the sons of New England sires, I know that one name is
+uppermost in all minds here to-night--the name of one who added new
+lustre to the fame of his distinguished ancestors. The members of your
+Society, like the Nation at large, found themselves within the shadow of
+a profound grief, and oppressed by a sense of sadness akin to the sorrow
+of a personal bereavement, as they stood with uncovered heads beside the
+bier of William T. Sherman; when the echo of his guns gave place to the
+tolling of cathedral bells; when the flag of his country, which had
+never been lowered in his presence, dropped to half-mast, as if
+conscious that his strong arm was no longer there to hold it to the
+peak; when he passed from the living here to join the other living,
+commonly called the dead. We shall never meet the great soldier again
+until he stands forth to answer to his name at roll-call on the morning
+of the last great reveille. At this board he was always a thrice welcome
+guest. The same blood coursed in his veins which flows in yours. All
+hearts warmed to him with the glow of an abiding affection. He was a
+many-sided man. He possessed all the characteristics of the successful
+soldier: bold in conception, vigorous in execution, and unshrinking
+under grave responsibilities. He was singularly self-reliant,
+demonstrating by all his acts that "much danger makes great hearts most
+resolute." He combined in his temperament the restlessness of a Hotspur
+with the patience of a Fabius. Under the magnetism of his presence his
+troops rushed to victory with all the dash of Caesar's Tenth Legion.
+Opposing ranks went down before the fierceness of his onsets, never to
+rise again. He paused not till he saw the folds of his banners wave
+above the strongholds he had wrested from the foe.
+
+While mankind will always appreciate the practical workings of the mind
+of the great strategist, they will also see in his marvellous career
+much which savors of romance as well as reality, appeals to the
+imagination and excites the fancy. They will picture him as a legendary
+knight moving at the head of conquering columns, whose marches were
+measured not by single miles, but by thousands; as a general who could
+make a Christmas gift to his President of a great seaboard city; as a
+chieftain whose field of military operations covered nearly half a
+continent; who had penetrated everglades and bayous; the inspiration of
+whose commands forged weaklings into giants; whose orders all spoke with
+the true bluntness of the soldier; who fought from valley's depth to
+mountain height, and marched from inland rivers to the sea. No one can
+rob him of his laurels; no man can lessen the measure of his fame. His
+friends will never cease to sing paeans in his honor, and even the wrath
+of his enemies may be counted in his praise. [Prolonged applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE ASSIMILATED DUTCHMAN
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the fourth annual dinner of the
+ Poughkeepsie District Members of the Holland Society of New York,
+ October 3, 1893. The banquet was held in commemoration of the
+ relief of the siege of Leyden, 1574. J. William Beekman, the
+ President, introduced General Porter as follows: "Gentlemen, we
+ will now proceed to a toast that we shall all enjoy, I am sure,
+ after so much has been said about the Dutch. This toast is to be
+ responded to by a gentleman whom we all know. It is hardly
+ necessary to introduce him. But I will read the sentiment attached
+ to this toast: 'The American: Formed of the blendings of the best
+ strains of Europe, he cannot be worthy of his ancestry without
+ combining in himself the best qualities of them all.' And I call
+ upon General Horace Porter to respond."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--We speakers have naturally been a
+little embarrassed at the outset this evening, for just as we were about
+to break into speech, your President reminded us that the only one
+worthy of having a monument built to his memory was William the Silent.
+Well, it seemed to carry me back to those ancient days of Greece, when
+Pythagoras inaugurated his School of Silence, and called on Damocles to
+make the opening speech.
+
+Your President has shown from the start this evening that he is
+determined to enforce discipline, totally regardless of previous
+acquaintance. He appears to have been in a Shakespearian mood to-night.
+He seemed to be looking at each one of these alleged speakers and saying
+of him: "Therefore, I'll watch him till he be dieted to my request and
+then I will set upon him." But he must remember that Shakespeare also
+said: "Dainty bits make rich the ribs, but bankrupt quite the wits."
+
+I do not know how the rest of you feel, but after these delicious but
+somewhat plethoric dinners, I feel very much like Mr. Butterby, when his
+lavender-colored trousers were sent to him the night before his wedding,
+and he returned them to the tailor with a note saying, "Let them out two
+inches around the waist, which will leave a margin for emotion and the
+wedding breakfast." [Laughter.]
+
+Now, we speakers to-night cannot expect to be received with any vast
+ebullition of boisterous enthusiasm here, for we understand that every
+member pays for his own wine. Besides, I am sure that you will not be
+likely to get any more ideas from me than you would get lather from a
+cake of hotel soap.
+
+After having wrestled with about thirty dishes at this dinner, and after
+all this being called upon to speak, I feel a great sympathy with that
+woman in Ireland who had had something of a field-day on hand. She began
+by knocking down two somewhat unpopular agents of her absentee landlord,
+and was seen, later in the day, dancing a jig on the stomach of the
+prostrate form of the Presbyterian minister. One of her friends admired
+her prowess in this direction and invited her in, and gave her a good
+stiff glass of whiskey. Her friend said, "Shall I pour some water in
+your whiskey?" and the woman replied, "For God's sake, haven't I had
+trouble enough already to-day?" [Laughter.]
+
+I am a little at a loss still to know how I got into this company
+to-night. I begin to feel like some of those United States Senators who,
+after they have reached Washington, look around and wonder how they got
+there. The nearest approach to being decorated with a sufficiently
+aristocratic epithet to make me worthy of admission to this Society was
+when I used to visit outside of my native State and be called a
+"Pennsylvania Dutchman." But history tells us that at the beginning of
+the Revolution there was a battle fought at Breed's Hill, and it was
+called the Battle of Bunker Hill, because it was not fought there; and I
+suppose I have been brought into this Dutch Society to-night because I
+am not a Dutchman. [Laughter.]
+
+I have great admiration for these Dutchmen; they always get to the
+front. When they appear in New York they are always invited to seats on
+the roof; when they go into an orchestra, they are always given one of
+the big fiddles to play; and when they march in a procession, they are
+always sure to get a little ahead of the band. This Society differs
+materially from other so-called foreign societies. When we meet the
+English, we invariably refer to the common stock from which we sprang,
+but in the Dutch Society the stock is always preferred! and when a
+Dutchman dies, why, his funeral is like that funeral of Abel, who was
+killed by his brother Cain--no one is allowed to attend unless he
+belongs to a first family. [Laughter.]
+
+Now, a Dutchman is only happy when he gets a "Van" attached to the front
+of his name, and a "dam" to the rear end of the city from which his
+ancestors came. I notice they are all very particular about the "dam."
+[Laughter.]
+
+There was a lady--a New York young lady--who had been spending several
+years in England and had just returned. She had posed awhile as a
+professional beauty. Then she attempted to marry into the aristocracy,
+but the market for titles was a little dull that year and she came home.
+She had lived there long enough to become an Anglomaniac. She met a
+Dutchman in New York--I think he was a member of the Holland
+Society--and she said: "Everything seems so remarkably commonplace here,
+after getting back from England; I am sure you must admit that there is
+nothing so romantic here as in England." The Dutchman remarked: "Well, I
+don't know about that." She said: "I was stopping at a place in the
+country, with one of the members of the aristocracy, and there was a
+little piece of water--a sort of miniature lake, as it were--so sweet.
+The waters were confined by little rustic walls, so to speak, and that
+was called the 'Earl's Oath'; we have nothing so romantic in New York,
+I'm sure." Said the Dutchman: "Oh, yes, here we have McComb's Dam."
+[Laughter.]
+
+But, Mr. President, I certainly am in earnest sympathy with the
+patriotic sentiment expressed in the toast which you have been pleased
+to assign to me to-night, saying, in effect, that the American is
+composed of the best strains of Europe, and the American cannot be
+worthy of his ancestors unless he aims to combine within himself the
+good qualities of all. America has gained much by being the conglomerate
+country that she is, made up of a commingling of the blood of other
+races. It is a well-known fact in the crossing of breeds that the best
+traits predominate in the result. We in this land, have gained much from
+the purity of those bloods; we have suffered little from the taint.
+
+It is well in this material age, when we are dwelling so much upon
+posterity, not to be altogether oblivious to pedigree. It has been well
+said that he who does not respect his ancestors will never be likely to
+achieve anything for which his descendants will respect him. Man learns
+but very little in this world from precept; he learns something from
+experience; he learns much from example, and the "best teachers of
+humanity are the lives of worthy men."
+
+We have a great many admirable so-called foreign societies in New York,
+and they are all doing good work--good work in collecting interesting
+historical data in regard to the ancestors who begat them; in regard to
+the lands from which they came--good work in the broad field of charity.
+But it is the Holland Society which seems to be a little closer to us
+than the others--more _our_ Society, even with those of us who have no
+Dutch blood in our veins. We feel that these old Dutch names are really
+more closely associated in our minds with the city of New York than with
+Holland itself.
+
+The men from whom you sprang were well calculated to carry on the great
+work undertaken by them. In the first place, in that good old land they
+had educated the conscience. The conscience never lost its hold upon the
+man. He stood as firm in his convictions as the rock to its base. His
+religion was a religion of the soul, and not of the senses. He might
+have broken the tables of stone on which the laws were written; he never
+would have broken those laws themselves. He turned neither to the past
+with regret nor to the future with apprehension. He was a man inured to
+trials; practised in self-abnegation; educated in the severe school of
+adversity; and that little band which set out from Holland to take up
+its career in the New World was well calculated to undertake the work
+which Providence had marked out for them. Those men had had breathed
+into their nostrils at their very birth the true spirit of liberty.
+Somehow or other liberty seemed to be indigenous in that land. They
+imbibed that true spirit of liberty which does not mean unbridled
+license of the individual, but that spirit of liberty which can turn
+blind submission into rational obedience; that spirit of liberty which
+Hall says stifles the voices of kings, dissipates the mists of
+superstition, kindles the flames of art, and pours happiness into the
+laps of the people. Those men started out boldly upon the ocean; they
+paused not until they dipped the fringes of their banners in the waters
+of the western seas. They built up this great metropolis. They bore
+their full share in building up this great nation and in planting in it
+their pure principles. They builded even better than they knew.
+
+In the past year I think our people have been more inclined than ever
+before to pause and contemplate how big with events is the history of
+this land. It was developed by people who believed not in the "divine
+right of kings," but in the divine right of human liberty. If we may
+judge the future progress of this land by its progress in the past, it
+does not require that one should be endowed with prophetic vision to
+predict that in the near future this young but giant Republic will
+dominate the policy of the world. America was not born amidst the
+mysteries of barbaric ages; and it is about the only nation which knows
+its own birthday. Woven of the stoutest fibres of other lands, nurtured
+by a commingling of the best blood of other races, America has now cast
+off the swaddling-clothes of infancy, and stands forth erect, clothed in
+robes of majesty and power, in which the God who made her intends that
+she shall henceforth tread the earth; and to-day she may be seen moving
+down the great highways of history, teaching by example; moving at the
+head of the procession of the world's events; marching in the van of
+civilized and christianized liberty, her manifest destiny to light the
+torch of liberty till it illumines the entire pathway of the world, and
+till human freedom and human rights become the common heritage of
+mankind. [Applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TRIBUTE TO GENERAL GRANT
+
+ [Speech of Horace Porter at the banquet of the Army of the
+ Tennessee, upon the occasion of the inauguration of the Grant
+ Equestrian Statue in Chicago, October 8, 1891.]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN:--When a man from the armies of the East finds himself in
+the presence of men of the armies of the West, he feels that he cannot
+strike their gait. He can only look at them wistfully and say, in the
+words of Charles II, "I always admired virtue, but I never could imitate
+it." [Laughter.] If I do not in the course of my remarks succeed in
+seeing each one of you, it will be because the formation of the Army of
+the Tennessee to-night is like its formation in the field, when it won
+its matchless victories, the heavy columns in the centre. [An allusion
+to the large columns in the room.] [Laughter.]
+
+Almost all the conspicuous characters in history have risen to
+prominence by gradual steps, but Ulysses S. Grant seemed to come before
+the people with a sudden bound. Almost the first sight they caught of
+him was in the flashes of his guns, and the blaze of his camp-fires,
+those wintry days and nights in front of Donelson. From that hour until
+the closing triumph at Appomattox he was the leader whose name was the
+harbinger of victory. From the final sheath of his sword until the
+tragedy on Mount McGregor he was the chief citizen of the republic and
+the great central figure of the world. [Applause.] The story of his life
+savors more of romance than reality. It is more like a fabled tale of
+ancient days than the history of an American citizen of the nineteenth
+century. As light and shade produce the most attractive effects in a
+picture, so the singular contrasts, the strange vicissitudes in his
+marvellous career, surround him with an interest which attaches to few
+characters in history. His rise from an obscure lieutenancy to the
+command of the veteran armies of the republic; his transition from a
+frontier post of the untrodden West to the Executive Mansion of the
+nation; his sitting at one time in his little store in Galena, not even
+known to the Congressman from his own district; at another time striding
+through the palaces of the Old World, with the descendants of a line of
+Kings rising and standing uncovered in his presence [Applause.]--these
+are some of the features of his extraordinary career which appeal to the
+imagination, excite men's wonder, and fascinate all who read the story
+of his life. [Applause.]
+
+General Grant possessed in a striking degree all the characteristics of
+the successful soldier. His methods were all stamped with tenacity of
+purpose, with originality and ingenuity. He depended for his success
+more upon the powers of invention than of adaptation, and the fact that
+he has been compared, at different times, to nearly every great
+commander in history is perhaps the best proof that he was like none of
+them. He was possessed of a moral and physical courage which was equal
+to every emergency in which he was placed: calm amidst excitement,
+patient under trials, never unduly elated by victory or depressed by
+defeat. While he possessed a sensitive nature and a singularly tender
+heart, yet he never allowed his sentiments to interfere with the stern
+duties of the soldier. He knew better than to attempt to hew rocks with
+a razor. He realized that paper bullets cannot be fired in warfare. He
+felt that the hardest blows bring the quickest results; that more men
+die from disease in sickly camps than from shot and shell in battle.
+
+His magnanimity to foes, his generosity to friends, will be talked of as
+long as manly qualities are honored. [Applause.]
+
+You know after Vicksburg had succumbed to him he said in his order: "The
+garrison will march out to-morrow. Instruct your commands to be quiet
+and orderly as the prisoners pass by, and make no offensive remarks."
+After Lee's surrender at Appomattox, when our batteries began to fire
+triumphal salutes, he at once suppressed them, saying, in his order:
+"The war is over; the rebels are again our countrymen; the best way to
+celebrate the victory will be to abstain from all demonstrations in the
+field." [Applause.] After the war General Lee and his officers were
+indicted in the civil courts of Virginia by directions of a President
+who was endeavoring to make treason odious and succeeding in making
+nothing so odious as himself. [Applause.] General Lee appealed to his
+old antagonist for protection. He did not appeal to that heart in vain.
+General Grant at once took up the cudgels in his defence, threatened to
+resign his office if such officers were indicted while they continued
+to obey their paroles, and such was the logic of his argument and the
+force of his character that those indictments were soon after quashed.
+So that he penned no idle platitude; he fashioned no stilted epigrams;
+he spoke the earnest convictions of an honest heart when he said, "Let
+us have peace." [Applause.] He never tired of giving unstinted praise to
+worthy subordinates for the work they did. Like the chief artists who
+weave the Gobelin tapestries, he was content to stand behind the cloth
+and let those in front appear to be the chief contributors to the beauty
+of the fabric. [Applause.]
+
+One of the most beautiful chapters in all history is that which records
+the generous relations existing between him and Sherman, that great
+soldier who for so many years was the honored head of this society, that
+great chieftain whom men will always love to picture as a legendary
+knight moving at the head of conquering columns, whose marches were
+measured not by single miles, but by thousands; whose field of military
+operations covered nearly half a continent; whose orders always spoke
+with the true bluntness of the soldier; who fought from valley's depths
+to mountain heights, and marched from inland rivers to the sea.
+[Applause.] Their rivalry manifested itself only in one respect--the
+endeavor of each to outdo the other in generosity. With hearts untouched
+by jealousy, with souls too great for rivalry, each stood ready to
+abandon the path of ambition when it became so narrow that two could not
+tread it abreast. [Applause.]
+
+If there be one single word in all the wealth of the English language
+which best describes the predominating trait of General Grant's
+character, that word is "loyalty." [Applause.] Loyal to every great
+cause and work he was engaged in; loyal to his friends; loyal to his
+family; loyal to his country; loyal to his God. [Applause.] This
+produced a reciprocal effect in all who came in contact with him. It was
+one of the chief reasons why men became so loyally attached to him. It
+is true that this trait so dominated his whole character that it led him
+to make mistakes; it induced him to continue to stand by men who were no
+longer worthy of his confidence; but after all, it was a trait so grand,
+so noble, we do not stop to count the errors which resulted.
+[Applause.] It showed him to be a man who had the courage to be just, to
+stand between worthy men and their unworthy slanderers, and to let
+kindly sentiments have a voice in an age in which the heart played so
+small a part in public life. Many a public man has had hosts of
+followers because they fattened on the patronage dispensed at his hands;
+many a one has had troops of adherents because they were blind zealots
+in a cause he represented, but perhaps no man but General Grant had so
+many friends who loved him for his own sake; whose attachment
+strengthened only with time; whose affection knew neither variableness,
+nor shadow of turning; who stuck to him as closely as the toga to
+Nessus, whether he was Captain, General, President, or simply private
+citizen. [Great applause.]
+
+General Grant was essentially created for great emergencies; it was the
+very magnitude of the task which called forth the powers which mastered
+it. In ordinary matters he was an ordinary man. In momentous affairs he
+towered as a giant. When he served in a company there was nothing in his
+acts to distinguish him from the fellow-officers; but when he wielded
+corps and armies the great qualities of the commander flashed forth and
+his master strokes of genius placed him at once in the front rank of the
+world's great captains. When he hauled wood from his little farm and
+sold it in the streets of St. Louis there was nothing in his business or
+financial capacity different from that of the small farmers about him;
+but when, as President of the Republic, he found it his duty to puncture
+the fallacy of the inflationists, to throttle by a veto the attempt of
+unwise legislators to tamper with the American credit, he penned a State
+paper so logical, so masterly, that it has ever since been the pride,
+wonder, and admiration of every lover of an honest currency. [Applause.]
+He was made for great things, not for little. He could collect for the
+nation $15,000,000 from Great Britain in settlement of the Alabama
+claims; he could not protect his own personal savings from the
+miscreants who robbed him in Wall Street.
+
+But General Grant needs no eulogist. His name is indelibly engraved upon
+the hearts of his countrymen. His services attest his greatness. He did
+his duty and trusted to history for his meed of praise. The more
+history discusses him, the more brilliant becomes the lustre of his
+deeds. His record is like a torch; the more it is shaken, the brighter
+it burns. His name will stand imperishable when epitaphs have vanished
+utterly, and monuments and statues have crumbled into dust; but the
+people of this great city, everywhere renowned for their deeds of
+generosity, have covered themselves anew with glory in fashioning in
+enduring bronze, in rearing in monumental rock that magnificent tribute
+to his worth which was to-day unveiled in the presence of countless
+thousands. As I gazed upon its graceful lines and colossal proportions I
+was reminded of that child-like simplicity which was mingled with the
+majestic grandeur of his nature. The memories clustering about it will
+recall the heroic age of the Republic; it will point the path of loyalty
+to children yet unborn; its mute eloquence will plead for equal
+sacrifice, should war ever again threaten the Nation's life; generations
+yet to come will pause to read the inscription which it bears, and the
+voices of a grateful people will ascend from the consecrated spot on
+which it stands, as incense rises from holy places, invoking blessings
+upon the memory of him who had filled to the very full the largest
+measure of human greatness and covered the earth with his renown.
+[Applause.]
+
+An indescribably touching incident happened which will ever be memorable
+and which never can be effaced from the memory of those who witnessed
+it. Even at this late date I can scarcely trust my own feelings to
+recall it. It was on Decoration Day in the City of New York, the last
+one he ever saw on earth. That morning the members of the Grand Army of
+the Republic, the veterans in that vicinity, arose earlier than was
+their wont. They seemed to spend more time that morning in unfurling the
+old battle flags, in burnishing the medals of honor which decorated
+their breasts, for on that day they had determined to march by the house
+of their dying commander to give him a last marching salute. In the
+streets the columns were forming; inside the house on that bed, from
+which he was never to rise again, lay the stricken chief. The hand which
+had seized the surrendered swords of countless thousands could scarcely
+return the pressure of the friendly grasp. The voice which had cheered
+on to triumphant victory the legions of America's manhood, could no
+longer call for the cooling draught which slaked the thirst of a fevered
+tongue; and prostrate on that bed of anguish lay the form which in the
+New World had ridden at the head of the conquering column, which in the
+Old World had been deemed worthy to stand with head covered and feet
+sandaled in the presence of princes, kings, and emperors. Now his ear
+caught the sound of martial music. Bands were playing the same strains
+which had mingled with the echoes of his guns at Vicksburg, the same
+quick-steps to which his men had sped in hot haste in pursuit of Lee
+through Virginia. And then came the heavy, measured steps of moving
+columns, a step which can be acquired only by years of service in the
+field. He recognized it all now. It was the tread of his old veterans.
+With his little remaining strength he arose and dragged himself to the
+window. As he gazed upon those battle-flags dipping to him in salute,
+those precious standards bullet-riddled, battle-stained, but remnants of
+their former selves, with scarcely enough left of them on which to print
+the names of the battles they had seen, his eyes once more kindled with
+the flames which had lighted them at Shiloh, on the heights of
+Chattanooga, amid the glories of Appomattox; and as those war-scarred
+veterans looked with uncovered heads and upturned faces for the last
+time upon the pallid features of their old chief, cheeks which had been
+bronzed by Southern suns and begrimed with powder, were bathed in the
+tears of a manly grief. Soon they saw rising the hand which had so often
+pointed out to them the path of victory. He raised it slowly and
+painfully to his head in recognition of their salutations. The column
+had passed, the hand fell heavily by his side. It was his last military
+salute. [Long continued applause and cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+NOAH PORTER
+
+
+TEACHINGS OF SCIENCE AND RELIGION
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Noah Porter, President of Yale College, at the
+ seventy-second anniversary banquet of the New England Society in
+ the City of New York, December 22, 1877. The President of the
+ Society, William Borden, occupied the chair. This speech of
+ President Porter followed a speech of President Eliot of Harvard.
+ The two Presidents spoke in response to the toast: "Harvard and
+ Yale, the two elder sisters among the educational institutions of
+ New England, where generous rivalry has ever promoted patriotism
+ and learning. Their children have, in peace and war, in life and
+ death, deserved well of the Republic. Smile, Heaven, upon this fair
+ conjunction."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY:--The
+somewhat miscellaneous character of the sentiment which has called me up
+embarrasses me not a little as to which of the points I should select as
+the subject of my remarks. I am still more embarrassed by the
+introduction of additional topics on the part of my friend, the
+President of Harvard College. The president knows that it is our custom
+to meet once a year, and discuss all the matters to which he has
+referred, as often as we meet. [Laughter.] He knows also that he was
+providentially prevented, by a very happy occurrence to himself, from
+attending our last College Convention; and in consequence of his
+absence, for which we all excused and congratulated him, the meeting was
+more than usually tame. [Laughter.] Now, I find that all the sentiments
+which he had been gathering for a year have been precipitated upon me on
+this occasion. [Laughter.] I rejoice that His Excellency, the President
+of the United States, and the distinguished Secretary of State
+[Rutherford B. Hayes and William M. Evarts], are between us. [Laughter.]
+For here is a special occasion for the application of the policy of
+peace. [Laughter.] I therefore reserve what few remarks I shall make
+upon this special theme for a moment later.
+
+The first point in the sentiment proposed recognizes New England as the
+mother of two colleges. I think we should do well also to call to mind,
+especially under the circumstances by which we are surrounded this
+evening, that New England was not merely the mother of two colleges
+which have had some influence in this land, but that New England, with
+all its glory and its achievements, was, in a certain sense, the
+creation of a college. It would be easy to show that had it not been for
+the existence of one or two rather inferior colleges of the University
+of Cambridge in England, there never would have been a New England. In
+these colleges were gathered and trained not a few of the great leaders
+of opinion under whose influence the father of New England became a
+great political power in the mother country. It is not to the Pilgrim
+Fathers alone who landed at Plymouth on December 22, 1620, that New
+England owes its characteristic principles and its splendid renown, but
+it is also to the leaders of the great Puritan party in England, who
+reinforced that immigration by the subsequent higher and nobler life of
+the planters of Massachusetts Bay, conspicuous among whom was the
+distinguished and ever-to-be-honored Governor Winthrop. [Applause.]
+
+It was from these colleges that so many strong-hearted young men went
+forth into political public life in England to act the scholar in
+politics, and who, as scholars in politics, enunciated those new
+principles and new theories of government which made Old England
+glorious for a time, and which made New England the power for good which
+she afterward became, first at her home in the old States, and in all
+their extension westward even to this hour. These scholars sought
+emphatically a reform of the civil service in England. That was their
+mission. They vindicated their principles upon the scaffold and their
+rights upon the field of battle at home, and they transmitted that
+spirit to the emigrants who came out from among them before the great
+rebellion reached its great crisis and finished its memorable history.
+
+While, then, we honor the universities of which New England has been
+the mother, let us remember that New England owes its being to a
+university. In remembering this, we shall be prepared to follow in the
+steps of our fathers, and to be mindful of what we ourselves owe to our
+own institutions of learning.
+
+In respect to the rivalry between Yale and Harvard, which was noticed in
+the sentiment to which I speak, and in reply to the suggestions which
+have been offered by the President of Harvard, I will venture a single
+remark. You, sir, who are learned in our New England history, are not
+unfamiliar with the saying which was once somewhat current, that when a
+man was found in Boston, in the earlier generations, who was a little
+too bad to live with, they sent him to Rhode Island [Laughter.]; and
+when they found a man who was a little too good to be a comfortable
+neighbor, they sent him to Connecticut. [Laughter.] The remainder--the
+men of average respectability and worth--were allowed to remain on the
+shores of Massachusetts Bay and in Boston. And so it happened that these
+people of average goodness, from constantly looking each other in the
+face, contracted the habit of always praising one another with especial
+emphasis; and the habit has not been altogether outgrown. [Laughter.]
+The people of Rhode Island, being such as I have described, found it
+necessary to have certain principles of toleration to suit their
+peculiar condition, which they denominated the principles of soul
+liberty.
+
+The people of Connecticut, being so very good, could not allow their
+goodness to remain at home, and they very soon proceeded on a missionary
+errand westward toward the city of New York, and in due time captured
+the harbor and the infant city, and the great river of the North. In
+this way, New York fell into the hands of those super-excellent
+Connecticut Yankees, and with that began the stream of emigration
+westward which has made our country what it is. [Laughter and applause.]
+Perhaps this piece of history is about as good an explanation of the
+jealousy of Yale toward Harvard as the interpretation which has been
+given by the President of that honorable university--that Yale College
+was founded because of the discontent of the self-righteous Puritans of
+Connecticut with the religious opinions of the ruling spirits at
+Harvard. [Laughter.] That piece of information has been amply discussed
+and exploded by an able critic, and I will not repeat the arguments
+here.
+
+As to any present rivalry which may exist between those institutions, we
+disclaim it altogether. We know no jealousy of Harvard College now. We
+acknowledge no rivalry except in the great enterprise of training
+upright and intelligent and good-principled men for the service and the
+glory of our common land. [Applause, and cries of "Hear! Hear!"] But
+there is one means to this end you may be sure we shall always insist
+upon--and that is the principle which we have received from our fathers,
+that manhood and character are better than knowledge. The training which
+our country demands is that which we intend always to give; and it is a
+training in manhood of intelligence, in manhood of character, and in a
+constant, ever-present faith in the providence and goodness of the
+living God. [Applause.]
+
+I deem it proper here to remind you, that Yale College was foremost
+among the American colleges in cherishing the taste for physical
+science, and that these sciences, in all their forms, have received from
+us the most liberal attention and care. If any of you doubt this, we
+would like to show you our museum, with its collections, which represent
+all that the most recent explorations have been able to gather. In these
+well-ordered collections you would find as satisfactory an exhibition of
+results as you could ask for. [Applause.] You need not fear, however,
+that, because we believe in science, we have learned any more to
+disbelieve in the living God. As we stand in the midst of one of the
+halls of our splendid museum, and see arrayed before us all the forms of
+vertebrate life, from man down to the lowest type, and see how one and
+the other suggests the progress--the evolution, if you please--during we
+care not how many centuries of advancing life; the more closely we study
+these indications, the more distinctly do we see lines of thought, of
+intelligence, and goodness reflected from one structure to another, and
+all declaring that a divine thought and love has ordered each and all.
+[Applause.] Hence we find no inconsistency between the teachings of this
+museum on the one corner and the teachings of the college chapel on the
+other. [Applause.] We therefore commit ourselves, in the presence of all
+these sons of New England, whether they live in this city of their
+habitation and their glory, or whether they are residents of other
+cities and States of the North and Northwest, to the solemn declaration,
+that we esteem it to be our duty to train our pupils on the one hand in
+enlightened science, and on the other in the living power of the
+Christian faith. [Applause.] We are certainly not sectarian. It is
+enough that I say that we aim to be enlightened Christian believers, and
+with those hopes and those aspirations we trust that the next generation
+of men whom we shall educate will do their part in upholding this
+country in fidelity to its obligations of duty, in fidelity to every
+form of integrity, in generous self-sacrifice on the field of contest,
+if it be required, and in Christian sympathy with the toleration and
+forbearance which should come after the fight. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+HENRY CODMAN POTTER
+
+
+THE CHURCH
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Henry C. Potter, Protestant Episcopal Bishop of
+ New York, at the seventy-third annual dinner of the New England
+ Society in the City of New York, December 23, 1878. Daniel F.
+ Appleton presided and proposed the toast, "The Church--a fountain
+ of charity and good works, which is not established, but
+ establishes itself, by God's blessing, in men's hearts."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT:--I take up the strain where the distinguished
+Senator from Maine [James G. Blaine] has dropped it. I would fain be
+with him one of those who should see a typical New England dinner spread
+upon a table at which Miles Standish and John Alden sat, and upon which
+should be spread viands of which John Alden and Miles Standish and the
+rest, two hundred and seventy-three years ago, partook. I would fain see
+something more, or rather I would fain hear something more--and that is,
+the sentiments of those who gathered about that table, and the measure
+in which those sentiments accorded with the sentiments of those who sit
+at these tables to-night. [Applause.] Why, Mr. President, the viands of
+which John Alden and Miles Standish partook did not differ more
+radically from the splendor of this banquet than did the sentiments with
+which the Puritans came to these shores differ from the sentiments of
+the men who gather in this room to-night. If it had happened to them as
+it happened to a distinguished company in New England, where an eminent
+New England divine was called upon to lead in prayer, their feelings
+would have been as little wounded as those against whom he offered up
+his petition; or rather, if I were here to-night to denounce their
+sentiments as to religious toleration, in which they did not believe;
+their sentiments as to the separation of the Church from the State, in
+which they did not believe any more than they believed in religious
+toleration; their sentiments as to Democracy, in which they did not
+believe any more than they believed in religious toleration--those of us
+who are here and who do believe in these things would be as little
+wounded as the company to which I have referred. The distinguished
+divine to whom I have alluded was called upon to offer prayer, some
+fifty years ago, in a mixed company, when, in accordance with the custom
+of the times, he included in his petition to the Almighty a large
+measure of anathema, as "We beseech Thee, O Lord! to overwhelm the
+tyrant! We beseech Thee to overwhelm and to pull down the oppressor! We
+beseech Thee to overwhelm and pull down the Papist!" And then opening
+his eyes, and seeing that a Roman Catholic archbishop and his secretary
+were present, he saw he must change the current of his petitions if he
+would be courteous to his audience, and said vehemently, "We beseech
+Thee, O Lord! we beseech Thee--we beseech Thee--we beseech Thee to pull
+down and overwhelm the Hottentot!" Said some one to him when the prayer
+was over, "My dear brother, why were you so hard upon the Hottentot?"
+"Well," said he, "the fact is, when I opened my eyes and looked around,
+between the paragraphs in the prayer, at the assembled guests, I found
+that the Hottentots were the only people who had not some friends among
+the company." [Laughter.]
+
+Gentlemen of the New England Society, if I were to denounce the views of
+the Puritans to-night, they would be like the Hottentots. [Laughter.]
+Nay more, if one of their number were to come into this banqueting hall
+and sit down at this splendid feast, so unlike what he had been wont to
+see, and were to expound his views as to constitutional liberty and as
+to religious toleration, or as to the relations of the Church to the
+State, I am very much afraid that you and I would be tempted to answer
+him as an American answered an English traveller in a railway-carriage
+in Belgium. Said this Englishman, whom I happened to meet in Brussels,
+and who recognized me as an American citizen: "Your countrymen have a
+very strange conception of the English tongue: I never heard any people
+who speak the English language in such an odd way as the Americans do."
+"What do you mean?" I said; "I supposed that in the American States the
+educated and cultivated people spoke the English tongue with the utmost
+propriety, with the same accuracy and the same classical refinement as
+yours." He replied: "I was travelling hither, and found sitting opposite
+an intelligent gentleman, who turned out to be an American. I went on to
+explain to him my views as to the late unpleasantness in America. I told
+him how profoundly I deplored the results of the civil war. That I
+believed the interests of good government would have been better
+advanced if the South, rather than the North, had triumphed. I showed
+him at great length how, if the South had succeeded, you would have been
+able to have laid in that land, first, the foundations of an
+aristocracy, and then from that would have grown a monarchy; how by the
+planters you would have got a noble class, and out of that class you
+would have got a king; and after I had drawn this picture I showed to
+him what would have been the great and glorious result; and what do you
+think was his reply to these views? He turned round, looked me coolly in
+the face, and said, 'Why, what a blundering old cuss you are!'" [Great
+laughter.] Gentlemen, if one of our New England ancestors were here
+to-night, expounding his views to us, I am very much afraid that you and
+I would be tempted to turn round and say: "Why, what a blundering old
+cuss you are!" [Renewed laughter.]
+
+But, Mr. President, though all this is true, the seeds of our liberty,
+our toleration, our free institutions, our "Church, not established by
+law, but establishing itself in the hearts of men," were all in the
+simple and single devotion of the truth so far as it was revealed to
+them, which was the supreme characteristic of our New England
+forefathers. With them religion and the Church meant supremely personal
+religion, and obedience to the personal conscience. It meant truth and
+righteousness, obedience and purity, reverence and intelligence in the
+family, in the shop, in the field, and on the bench. It meant compassion
+and charity toward the savages among whom they found themselves, and
+good works as the daily outcome of a faith which, if stern, was
+steadfast and undaunted.
+
+And so, Mr. President, however the sentiments and opinions of our
+ancestors may seem to have differed from ours, those New England
+ancestors did believe in a church that included and incarnated those
+ideas of charity and love and brotherhood to which you have referred;
+and if, to-day, the Church of New York, whatever name it may bear, is to
+be maintained, as one of your distinguished guests has said, not for
+ornament but for use, it is because the hard, practical, and yet, when
+the occasion demanded, large-minded and open-hearted spirit of the New
+England ancestors shall be in it. [Applause.] Said an English swell
+footman, with his calves nearly as large as his waist, having been
+called upon by the lady of the house to carry a coal-scuttle from the
+cellar to the second story, "Madam, ham I for use, or ham I for
+hornament?" [Laughter.]
+
+I believe it to be the mind of the men of New England ancestry who live
+in New York to-day, that the Church, if it is to exist here, shall exist
+for use, and not for ornament; that it shall exist to make our streets
+cleaner, to make our tenement-houses better built and better drained and
+better ventilated; to respect the rights of the poor man in regard to
+fresh air and light, as well as the rights of the rich man. And in order
+that it shall do these things, and that the Church of New York shall
+exist not for ornament but for use, I, as one of the descendants of New
+England ancestors, ask no better thing for it than that it shall have,
+not only among those who fill its pulpits, men of New England ancestry,
+but also among those who sit in its pews men of New England brains and
+New England sympathies, and New England catholic generosity! [Continued
+applause.]
+
+
+
+
+ROGER ATKINSON PRYOR
+
+
+VIRGINIA'S PART IN AMERICAN HISTORY
+
+ [Speech of Roger A. Pryor at the annual banquet of the New York
+ State Bar Association, given in the City of Albany, January 15,
+ 1889. The President, Martin W. Cooke, introduced Justice Pryor in
+ these words: "The next in order is the benediction. There is no
+ poetical sentiment accompanying this toast, but if you will bear
+ with me I promise you learning, poetry, and eloquence. To that end
+ I call upon General Roger A. Pryor."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN:--I don't know what I am to respond to. I have no
+text; I have no topic. What am I to talk about? I am not only unlike
+other gentlemen, taken by surprise, but I am absolutely without a
+subject, and what am I to say? I don't know but that, as His Excellency
+the Governor of this Imperial State expatiated, eloquently and justly,
+upon the achievements and glories of New York, it might be pardoned me
+in saying something of my own native State.
+
+What has Virginia done for our common country? What names has she
+contributed to your historic roll? She has given you George Washington.
+[Applause.] She has given you Patrick Henry, who first sounded the
+signal of revolt against Great Britain. She has given you John Marshall,
+who so profoundly construed the Constitution formed by Madison and
+Hamilton. She has given you Thomas Jefferson, the author of the
+Declaration of Independence. [Applause.] She has given you Madison and
+Monroe. Where is there such a galaxy of great men known to history? You
+talk of the age of Pericles and of Augustus, but remember, gentlemen,
+that at that day Virginia had a population of only one-half the
+population of the city of Brooklyn to-day, and yet these are the men
+that she then produced to illustrate the glory of Americans.
+
+And what has Virginia done for our Union? Because sometime a rebel, as I
+was, I say now that it is _my_ Union. [Applause.] As I have already said
+it was a Virginian--Patrick Henry--kinsman, by the way, of Lord
+Brougham, kinsman of Robertson, the historian, not a plebeian as some
+would represent, and one nominated by George Washington to be Justice of
+the Supreme Court of the United States, which nomination was carried to
+him by Light-Horse Harry Lee--I mention that because there is a notion
+that Patrick Henry was no lawyer. He was a consummate lawyer, else
+George Washington would never have proposed him to be Chief Justice of
+the Supreme Court of the United States; and he was a reading man, too, a
+scholar, deeply learned, and he printed at his own expense Soame Jenyns'
+work upon the internal evidence of Christianity. He was a profound
+student, not of many books, but of a few books and of human nature. He
+first challenged Great Britain by his resolutions against the Stamp act
+in 1765, and then it was that Virginia, apropos of what you said to-day
+in your admirable discourse--I address myself to Judge Cooley--Virginia
+was the first free and independent people on earth that formulated a
+written complete Constitution. I affirm that the Constitution of
+Virginia in 1776 was the first written Constitution known to history
+adopted by the people. And the frontispiece and the fundamental
+principle of that Constitution, was the Bill of Rights--that Bill of
+Rights, drawn by George Mason, you, gentlemen, in your Constitution of
+New York, from your first Constitution to your last, have adopted. So
+when you expatiate upon the merits of written-over prescriptive
+constitutions, and with such eloquence and convincing force, I beg you
+to remember that this now forlorn and bereaved Commonwealth was the
+first people on earth that ever promulgated a formal, complete, written
+Constitution, dividing the functions of government in separate
+departments and reposing it for its authority upon the will of the
+people. Jefferson gave you the Declaration of Independence in pursuance
+of a resolution adopted by the Legislature of Virginia, instructing the
+delegates in the Continental Congress to propose a Declaration of
+Independence. The first suggestion of your more perfect union came from
+the Legislature of Virginia in January, 1786, and your Federal
+Constitution is construed upon the lines laid down by Edmund Randolph,
+and proposed in the convention as the basis of the Constitution which
+resulted in your now incomparable, as Mr. Gladstone says, incomparable
+instrument of government.
+
+Furthermore, your great Northwest, your States of Ohio and Michigan,
+whose jurisprudence Judge Cooley so signally illustrates, Indiana and
+others, to whom are you indebted that this vast and fertile and glorious
+country is an integral part of our Union? You are indebted to a
+Virginian, to Patrick Henry, then the Governor of Virginia, for the
+expedition to the Northwest headed by George Rogers Clark, as he was
+called, the Hannibal of the New World, who with three hundred untrained
+militia conquered for you that vast domain of the Northwest, which
+Virginia, in her devotion to the Union gave, a free donation with
+magnanimity surpassing that of Lear. She divided her possession with her
+associates, and let me add, it has not been requited with the
+ingratitude of Lear's daughters, for the disposition and the policy of
+this Government toward Virginia at the end of the war, and toward the
+people of the South has been characterized by a magnanimity and clemency
+unparalleled in the history of the world. [Applause.]
+
+You must remember that the war commenced, as you gentlemen believe,
+without provocation; we believe otherwise. This war so commenced,
+costing a million of lives and countless millions of treasure, has not
+been expiated by one drop of retributive blood. [Applause.] You must
+further remember, Mr. Chairman and gentlemen, that at the formation of
+the Constitution every distinguished Virginian was hostile to slavery
+and advocated its abolition. [Applause.] Patrick Henry, George
+Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, all without exception, were
+the enemies of slavery and desired its extinction, and why it was not
+then abolished I leave you gentlemen to determine by consulting history;
+it was certainly not the fault of Virginia.
+
+Now will you pardon me, I have been led into these remarks because you
+did not give me a text, and I had to extemporize one, or rather adopt
+the suggestion of his Excellency, the Governor of this State. Now, here
+we are asked, why did Virginia go into the War of Secession? Let me tell
+you as one who was personally cognizant of the events. Twice Virginia in
+her convention voted against the ordinance of secession, the deliberate
+will of the people of Virginia, expressed under circumstances which did
+not coerce their opinion, was that it was her interest and her duty to
+remain loyal to the Union, but meanwhile a blow was struck at Sumter,
+war, actual war, occurred. What then was the course of Virginia? She
+said to herself, I know I am to be the Flanders of this conflict; I know
+that my fields are to be ravaged and my sons to be slaughtered and my
+homes to be desolated, but war has occurred, the South is my sister and
+I will go with her. It was a magnanimous and it was a disinterested
+resolution, and if her fault was grievous, grievously hath she answered
+it. When this war occurred, she, beyond dispute, occupied the primacy in
+the Union; she is to-day the Niobe of nations, veiled and weeping the
+loss of her sons, her property confiscated and her homes in ashes.
+Perhaps, you may say, the punishment is not disproportionate to her
+trespass, but nevertheless there she is, and I say for her, that
+Virginia is loyal to the Union. [Applause.] And never more, mark what I
+say, never more will you see from Virginia any intimations of hostility
+to the Union; she has weighed the alternative of success, and she sees
+now, every sensible man in the South sees, that the greatest calamity
+that could have befallen the South would have been the ascendency of
+this ill-starred Confederacy. [Applause.] Because that Confederacy
+carried to the utmost extreme, to the _reductio ad absurdum_, the right
+of secession, carried in its bosom the seed of its own destruction, and
+even in the progress of war, welded together as we were under pressure,
+some were so recalcitrant, that the president of the Confederacy
+recommended the suspension of the _habeas corpus_ act for the
+suppression of disaffection, and let me say, rebels as we were, so true
+were we to the traditions of Anglo-Saxon liberty that we never would
+suspend for a moment that sacred sanction of personal freedom.
+[Applause.] And, moreover, we see now, you will be surprised at what I
+say, I voice the sentiment of every reflecting man in Virginia, and
+woman too. We see now that slavery was a material and a moral evil, and
+we exult that the black man is emancipated and stands as our equal under
+the law.
+
+Why didn't we see it before? You know the story of the view of the
+opposite sides of the shield. We had been educated under slavery, our
+preachers had taught us that it had the sanction of the Divine
+Scripture, we never saw any other aspect of the question, but now since
+it is changed, we look at it and we perceive that slavery is not only
+incompatible with the moral principles of government, but is hostile to
+the material interests of the country, and I repeat that to-day, if the
+people of the South were permitted to vote upon the question to
+re-establish African slavery, there would not be a hundred votes in the
+entire South, in favor of reshackling the limbs of the liberated negro.
+
+Gentlemen, that is the attitude of old Virginia, the Old Dominion, as we
+proudly call her, and as such I am sure you will pardon her, because
+when she was in the Union she never failed you in any emergency; when
+you were menaced by the invasion of the British, it was Winfield Scott
+and the Cockade Corps of Virginia that repelled the enemy from your
+shores. Old Virginia has always been true to the Union, if you blot from
+her history that recent episode which I say you have blotted generously
+from your memory, and she from hers; we stand now with you, and I have
+personal testimony of the fact, because coming among you, not only an
+utter stranger, and having against me natural prejudices as a rebel,
+nevertheless, I have been received in the State of New York with nothing
+but courtesy and kindness. Mr. Benjamin, in England, is no parallel
+instance, because he went among a people who sympathized with the
+Rebellion, and who, if they had dared to strike would have taken sides
+with the Rebellion, but I came here to those who naturally would have
+repelled me, but instead of rejecting me, they have kindly taken me to
+the bosom of their hospitalities and have rewarded me infinitely beyond
+my merits; and to them, and especially to my brother lawyers of the
+State of New York, I feel the profoundest gratitude, in attestation of
+which I trust that when I go, my bones may rest under the green sod of
+the Imperial State. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+JOSIAH QUINCY
+
+
+WELCOME TO DICKENS
+
+ [Speech of Josiah Quincy, Jr., at the banquet given by the "Young
+ Men of Boston" at Boston, Mass., February 1, 1842, to Charles
+ Dickens, upon his first visit to America. Mr. Quincy was the
+ President of the evening. About two hundred gentlemen sat at the
+ tables, the brilliant company including George Bancroft, Richard H.
+ Dana, Sr., Richard H. Dana, Jr., Washington Allston, the painter,
+ Oliver Wendell Holmes, George S. Hillard, Josiah Quincy, President
+ of Harvard College, the Governor of the State, the Mayor of the
+ city, and Thomas C. Grattan, the British Consul.]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN:--The occasion that calls us together is almost
+unprecedented in the annals of literature. A young man has crossed the
+ocean, with no hereditary title, no military laurels, no princely
+fortune, and yet his approach is hailed with pleasure by every age and
+condition, and on his arrival he is welcomed as a long-known and highly
+valued friend. How shall we account for this reception? Must we not at
+the first glance conclude with Falstaff, "If the rascal have not given
+me medicines to make me love him, I'll be hanged: it could not be
+else--I have drunk medicines."
+
+But when reflection leads us to the causes of this universal sentiment,
+we cannot but be struck by the power which mind exercises over mind,
+even while we are individually separated by time, space, and other
+conditions of our present being. Why should we not welcome him as a
+friend? Have we not walked with him in every scene of varied life? Have
+we not together investigated, with Mr. Pickwick, the theory of
+Tittlebats? Have we not ridden together to the "Markis of Granby" with
+old Weller on the box, and his son Samivel on the dickey? Have we not
+been rook-shooting with Mr. Winkle, and courting with Mr. Tupman? Have
+we not played cribbage with "the Marchioness," and quaffed the rosy with
+Dick Swiveller? Tell us not of animal magnetism! We, and thousands of
+our countrymen, have for years been eating and talking, riding and
+walking, dancing and sliding, drinking and sleeping, with our
+distinguished guest, and he never knew of the existence of one of us. Is
+it wonderful that we are delighted to see him, and to return in a
+measure his unbounded hospitalities? Boz a stranger! Well may we again
+exclaim, with Sir John Falstaff, "D'ye think we didn't know ye?--We knew
+ye as well as Him that made ye."
+
+But a jovial fellow is not always the dearest friend; and, although the
+pleasure of his society would always recommend the progenitor of Dick
+Swiveller, "the perpetual grand of the glorious Appollers," in a scene
+like this, yet the respect of grave doctors and of fair ladies proves
+that there are higher qualities than those of a pleasant companion to
+recommend and attach them to our distinguished guest. What is the charm
+that unites so many suffrages? It is that in the lightest hours, and in
+the most degraded scenes which he has portrayed, there has been a
+reforming object and a moral tone, not formally thrust into the canvas,
+but infused into the spirit of the picture, with those natural touches
+whose contemplation never tires.
+
+With what a power of delineation have the abuses of his institutions
+been portrayed! How have the poor-house, the jail, the police courts of
+justice, passed before his magic mirror, and displayed to us the petty
+tyranny of the low-minded official, from the magnificent Mr. Bumble, and
+the hard-hearted Mr. Roker, to the authoritative Justice Fang, the
+positive Judge Starleigh! And as we contemplate them, how strongly have
+we realized the time-worn evils of some of the systems they revealed to
+our eyesight, sharpened to detect the deficiencies and malpractices
+under our own.
+
+The genius of chivalry, which had walked with such power among men, was
+exorcised by the pen of Cervantes. He did but clothe it with the name
+and images of Don Quixote de la Mancha and his faithful Squire, and
+ridicule destroyed what argument could not reach.
+
+This power belongs in an eminent degree to some of the personifications
+of our guest. A short time ago it was discovered that a petty tyrant had
+abused the children who had been committed to his care. No long and
+elaborate discussion was needed to arouse the public mind. He was
+pronounced a perfect Squeers, and eloquence could go no further. Happy
+is he who can add a pleasure to the hours of childhood, but far happier
+he who, by fixing the attention of the world on their secret sufferings,
+can protect or deliver them from their power.
+
+But it is not only as a portrayer of public wrongs that we are indebted
+to our friend. What reflecting mind can contemplate some of those
+characters without being made more kind-hearted and charitable? Descend
+with him into the very sink of vice--contemplate the mistress of a
+robber--the victim of a murderer--disgraced without--polluted
+within--and yet when, in better moments, her natural kindness breaks
+through the cloud, then she tells you that no word of counsel, no tone
+of moral teaching, ever fell upon her ear. When she looks forward from a
+life of misery to a death by suicide, you cannot but feel that there is
+no condition so degraded as not to be visited by gleams of a higher
+nature, and rejoice that He alone will judge the sin who knows also the
+temptation. Again, how strongly are the happiness of virtue and the
+misery of vice contrasted. The morning scene of Sir Mulberry Hawk and
+his pupil brings out in strong relief the night scene of Kit Nubbles and
+his mother. The one in affluence and splendor, trying to find an easier
+position for his aching head, surrounded with means and trophies of
+debauchery, and thinking "there would be nothing so snug and comfortable
+as to die at once." The other in the poorest room, earning a precarious
+subsistence by her labors at the wash-tub--ugly, and ignorant, and
+vulgar, surrounded by poverty, with one child in the cradle, and the
+other in the clothes-basket, "whose great round eyes emphatically
+declared that he never meant to go to sleep any more, and thus opened a
+cheerful prospect to his relations and friends"--and yet in this
+situation, with only the comfort that cleanliness and order could
+impart, kindness of heart and the determination to be talkative and
+agreeable throws a halo round the scene, and as we contemplate it we
+cannot but feel that Kit Nubbles attained to the summit of philosophy,
+when he discovered "there was nothing in the way in which he was made
+that called upon him to be a snivelling, solemn, whispering
+chap--sneaking about as if he couldn't help it, and expressing himself
+in a most unpleasant snuffle--but that it was as natural for him to
+laugh as it was for a sheep to bleat, a pig to grunt, or a bird to
+sing."
+
+Or take another example, when wealth is attained, though by different
+means and for different purposes. Ralph Nickleby and Arthur Gride are
+industrious and successful; like the vulture, they are ever soaring over
+the field that they may pounce on the weak and unprotected. Their
+constant employment is grinding the poor and preying upon the rich. What
+is the result? Their homes are cold and cheerless--the blessing of him
+that is ready to perish comes not to them, and they live in wretchedness
+to die in misery. What a contrast have we in the glorious old
+twins--brother Charles and brother Ned. They have never been to school,
+they eat with their knives (as the Yankees are said to do), and yet what
+an elucidation do they present of the truth that it is better to give
+than to receive! They acquire their wealth in the honorable pursuits of
+business. They expend it to promote the happiness of every one within
+their sphere, and their cheerful days and tranquil nights show that
+wealth is a blessing or a curse, as it ministers to the higher or lower
+propensities of our nature.
+
+ "He that hath light within his own clear breast,
+ May sit in the centre and enjoy bright day;
+ But he that hides a dark soul, and foul thoughts,
+ Benighted walks under the mid-day sun;
+ Himself is his own dungeon."
+
+Such men are powerful preachers of the truth that universal benevolence
+is the true panacea of life; and, although it was a pleasant fiction of
+brother Charles, "that Tim Linkinwater was born a hundred and fifty
+years old, and was gradually coming down to five and twenty," yet he who
+habitually cultivates such a sentiment will, as years roll by, attain
+more and more to the spirit of a little child; and the hour will come
+when that principle shall conduct the possessor to immortal happiness
+and eternal youth.
+
+If, then, our guest is called upon to state what are
+
+ "The drugs, the charms,
+ The conjuration and the mighty magic,
+ He's won our daughters with,"
+
+well might he reply, that in endeavoring to relieve the oppressed, to
+elevate the poor, and to instruct and edify those of a happier
+condition, he had only held "the mirror up to Nature. To show virtue her
+own form--scorn her own image." That "this only was the witchcraft he
+had used;" and, did he need proof of this, there are many fair girls on
+both sides of the water who, though they might not repeat the whole of
+Desdemona's speech to a married man, yet could each tell him,
+
+ "That if he had a friend that loved her,
+ He should but teach him how to tell _his stories_,
+ And that would win her."
+
+I would, gentlemen, it were in my power to present, as on the mirror in
+the Arabian tale, the various scenes in our extended country, where the
+master-mind of our guest is at this moment acting. In the empty
+school-room, the boy at his evening task has dropped his grammar, that
+he may roam with Oliver or Nell. The traveller has forgotten the fumes
+of the crowded steamboat, and is far off with our guest, among the green
+valleys and hoary hills of old England. The trapper, beyond the Rocky
+Mountains, has left his lonely tent, and is unroofing the houses in
+London with the more than Mephistopheles at my elbow. And, perhaps, in
+some well-lighted hall, the unbidden tear steals from the father's eye,
+as the exquisite sketch of the poor schoolmaster and his little scholar
+brings back the form of that gifted boy, whose "little hand" worked its
+wonders under his guidance, and who, in the dawning of intellect and
+warm affections, was summoned from the school-room and the play-ground
+forever. Or to some bereaved mother the tender sympathies and womanly
+devotion, the touching purity of little Nell, may call up the form where
+dwelt that harmonious soul, which uniting in itself God's best gifts,
+for a short space shed its celestial light upon her household, and then
+vanishing, "turned all hope into memory."
+
+But it is not to scenes like these that I would now recall you. I would
+that my voice could reach the ear of every admirer of our guest
+throughout the land, that with us they might welcome him, on this, his
+first public appearance to our shores. Like the rushing of many waters,
+the response would come to us from the bleak hills of Canada, from the
+savannas of the South, from the prairies of the West, uniting in an
+"earthquake voice" in the cheers with which we welcome Charles Dickens
+to this new world.
+
+
+
+
+ANDREW V. V. RAYMOND
+
+
+THE DUTCH AS ENEMIES
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Andrew V. V. Raymond at the thirteenth annual
+ dinner of the Holland Society of New York, January 12, 1898. The
+ President, John W. Vrooman, said: "I must now make good a promise,
+ and permit me to illustrate it by a brief story. A minister about
+ to perform the last rites for a dying man, a resident of Kentucky,
+ said to him with solemnity that he hoped he was ready for a better
+ land. The man instantly rallied and cried out, 'Look here, Mr.
+ Minister, there ain't no better land than Kentucky!' To secure the
+ attendance of our genial and eloquent College President I made a
+ promise to him to state publicly at this time that there is no
+ better college in the world than Union College; that there is no
+ better president in the world than the president of old Union; and
+ I may add that there is no better man than my valued friend,
+ President Andrew V. V. Raymond, of Union College, who will respond
+ to the toast: 'The Dutch as Enemies.--Did a person but know the
+ value of an enemy he would purchase him with fine gold.'"]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT:--Ladies--to whom now, as always, I look up for
+inspiration--and gentlemen of the Holland Society, when one has been
+rocked in a Dutch cradle, and baptized with a Dutch name and caressed
+with a Dutch slipper, and nursed on Dutch history, and fed on Dutch
+theology, he is open to accept an invitation from the Holland Society.
+It is now four years since I had the pleasure of speaking my mind freely
+about the Dutch, and in the meantime so much mind--or is it only
+speech--has accumulated that the present opportunity comes very much
+like a merciful interposition of Providence on my behalf. During these
+years my residence has been changed, for whereas I used to live in
+Albany now I live in Schenectady, which is like moving from The Hague to
+Leyden, or in other words, going a little farther into the heart of
+Dutchdom, for nowhere else is Dutch spelled with a larger D than in the
+city of my residence to-day, with Lisha's Kill on one side, and
+Rotterdam on another, and Amsterdam on the third, and a real dyke on the
+fourth, to say nothing of the canal.
+
+You do not remember that speech of mine four years ago for you did not
+hear it. That was not my fault, however, but your misfortune, of course.
+You did not hear it because you were not here. You were asleep in your
+own beds, of course, where Dutchmen always go when they are sleepy,
+which is perhaps the principal reason why they are not caught napping in
+business hours. Unfortunately, however, that speech was printed in full,
+or I might repeat it now. One learns from such little experiences what
+not to do the next time. But if you do not remember the speech, I do--at
+least the subject--which was "The Dutch as Neighbors," and it has seemed
+wise to get as far as possible from that subject to-night lest I might
+be tempted to plagiarize, and so I propose to talk for a moment only
+about "The Dutch as Enemies."
+
+I do not like the first suggestion of this subject any more than do you.
+For to think of a man as an enemy is to think ill of him, and to
+intimate that the Dutchman was not and is not perfect is to intimate
+something which no one here will believe, and which no one certainly
+came to hear. But as a matter of fact, gentlemen, no one can be perfect
+without being an enemy any more than he can be perfect without being a
+friend. The two things are complementary; the one is the reverse side of
+the other. Everything in this universe, except a shadow, has two
+sides--unless, perhaps, it may be a political machine whose
+one-sidedness is so proverbial as to suggest that it also is a thing
+wholly of darkness caused by someone standing in the way of the light.
+The Dutchman, however, is not a shadow of anything or of anybody. You
+can walk around him, and when you do that you find that he has not only
+a kindly face and a warm hand, but something called backbone, and it is
+that of which I am to speak to-night, for it suggests about all that I
+mean by the Dutchman as an enemy.
+
+Some people are enemies, or become enemies, because of their spleen;
+others because of their total depravity; and others still because they
+persist in standing upright when someone wants them to lie down and be
+stepped on. That is the meaning of backbone, in this world of human
+strife, and if, from time to time, it has made an enemy of the
+peace-loving Dutchman, it has been the kind of enmity that has gathered
+to itself not a little gratitude, for after all it is the kind of enmity
+that has made this world more tolerable as a place of temporary abode. If
+no one opposes tyrants and thieves and heretics and franchise-grabbers,
+city lots fall rapidly in price. It is the Dutchman who keeps up the real
+estate market. When I have suggested that it is because of his opposition
+that he is regarded as an enemy, I have come to the heart of all that
+ I propose to say to-night. As a matter of fact, the Dutchman has never
+been very aggressive. He may not be enterprising, but his powers of
+resistance are superb, and as this world wags it is often better to hold
+fast than it is to be fast.
+
+If the Dutchman has not been aggressive, he has certainly been
+steadfast. He has never become an enemy willingly, but always under
+compulsion; willing to let other people alone if they will let him
+alone, and if they will not do that, then he makes them do it. Those
+dykes tell the whole story. The Dutchman did not want the sea--only the
+earth. But when the sea wanted him he took up arms against it. It was so
+with those Roman legions. The Dutchman had no quarrel with Rome until
+Rome wanted to extend its empire that way, and to acquire him and grow
+fat from his tribute money. But the Dutchman had no need of an empire up
+his way, and so kept his tribute money, and sent the eagles home hungry.
+If Spain had not wanted to whip the Dutchman, the Dutchman would not
+have whipped Spain. If England had not wanted a brush with the Dutch,
+that broom would never have been nailed to Tromp's masthead. If Jameson
+had not tried to raid the Dutchman, the Dutchman would not have
+corralled Jameson. From first to last, his battles have been on the
+defensive. He has always been ambitious to be a good friend with the
+latch-string always on the outside, and has only become an enemy when
+somebody has tried to get into his house through the window. That kind
+of enmity hurts no one who does not deserve to be hurt.
+
+As this world goes, it is a great thing to say of a man that he never
+gets down his gun until he sees another gun pointed his way, but it is a
+greater thing to say that when he does see that other gun he does not
+get under the bed, and that is what can be said of the Dutchman more
+than of any other man in the world. He will not run into a fight; he
+will not run away from a fight--in fact he has no reputation whatever as
+a runner in any direction. But he can take a stand, and when the smoke
+has cleared away there he is, still standing. He will not vote himself
+an enemy, but if against his will he is voted an enemy, he accepts the
+election, and discharges the duties of his office with painstaking
+vigilance and care. Now, no one does that, and ever gets re-elected, no
+matter what the office. Such is the world. And so the Dutchman has never
+been voted an enemy twice by the same people. One term of his vigorous
+administration of hostile forces is quite enough, and inasmuch as he
+does not care for the office personally, and takes it only from a sense
+of duty, he never seeks a re-election. He is always ready to step down
+and out, and resume his old occupation of being a good neighbor and a
+peace-loving citizen.
+
+That is perhaps his greatest virtue, and it all grows out of the fact
+that his spirit of antagonism is located in his backbone, leaving his
+heart free. He does not love strife and he does not hate the man with
+whom he fights, and so, in all his battles, he has never been
+vindictive, cruel, merciless. When he has had to fight he has fought
+like a man and a Christian, for righteousness' sake, and not like a
+demon to humiliate and to annihilate his foes. That makes the Dutchman a
+rare kind of enemy, and that, more than anything else, I think, has
+distinguished his enmity through all the years of his history. He has
+gone far toward obeying the precept, "Love your enemies, and bless them
+that curse you." If he has not been able to keep men from hating him,
+and cursing him, and persecuting him, he has been able to keep himself
+from hating and cursing and persecuting in return; and so, while he is
+one of the greatest of military heroes in history, he is also one of the
+greatest of moral heroes, and that is a greater honor, inasmuch as "He
+that ruleth his own spirit is greater than he that taketh a city."
+
+I do not claim all glory for the Dutch. It is not given to any one
+nation to monopolize virtue. I only assert that the Dutchman's virtue is
+of a peculiarly exalted type. The Englishman's virtue is just as real,
+only another kind of virtue. If the Dutchman's spirit of hostility or of
+antagonism resides in his backbone, the Englishman's spirit of hostility
+or antagonism resides in his breastbone. That makes all the difference
+between them. The Englishman fights, but he fights aggressively. And as
+the heart lies back of the breastbone it never gets into his fighting.
+He neither loves his enemies nor hates them. He simply loves England. If
+it has been the mission of the Dutch to keep, it has been the mission of
+the English to get, and in the getting he has had to do a world of
+fighting.
+
+It comes with ill grace from us, however, to condemn the Englishman when
+to-day Uncle Sam is standing on the Pacific Slope expanding his chest
+toward Hawaii. But if we cannot condemn with good grace, there is no
+need to praise English aggressiveness and acquisitiveness overmuch; what
+we do need to praise and cultivate is the Dutch virtue of holding fast
+our own. We have institutions and principles, rights and privileges, in
+this country which are constantly attacked, and the need of America is
+that the backbone which the Dutch have given to this country should
+assert itself. Hospitality loses its virtue when it means the
+destruction of the Lares and Penates of our own firesides. When a guest
+insists on sitting at the head of the table, then it is time for the
+host to become _hostis_. What America needs in this new year of grace is
+not less hospitality toward friends but more hostility toward intruders.
+
+The spirit of this age is iconoclastic. It seeks to destroy sacred
+memorials, hallowed associations, holy shrines, everything that tells of
+the faith and the worship of a God-fearing past. The spirit of the age
+is irreverent, destructive, faithless. Against this and all despoiling
+forces we as patriots are called to arms. For what does America stand?
+What are the truths that have gone into her blood and made her strong
+and beautiful and dominant? The divineness of human rights, the claims
+of men superior to the claims of property; popular government--not an
+oligarchy; popular government--not a dictatorship; the sacredness of
+the home, the holiness of the sanctuary, faith in humanity, faith in
+God. These have made America, and without these there can be no America.
+And because they are attacked, gentlemen, the need of the hour is a
+patriotism that shall breathe forth the spirit of the people who above
+all others in history have known how to keep their land, their honor,
+and their faith. The mission of little Holland will never be ended so
+long as America needs the inspiration of her glorious example, and the
+devoted citizenship of her loving sons.
+
+
+
+
+OPIE P. READ
+
+
+MODERN FICTION
+
+ [Speech of Opie P. Read at the eighty-second dinner of the Sunset
+ Club, Chicago, Ill., January 31, 1895. The general subject of the
+ evening's discussion was "The Tendency and Influence of Modern
+ Fiction." The chairman of the evening, Arthur W. Underwood, said in
+ introducing Mr. Read, "It is very seldom that the Sunset Club
+ discharges its speakers in batteries of four, but something is due
+ to the speakers. Four barrels is a light load, I am told, for a
+ Kentucky colonel, and I have the pleasure of introducing the
+ original 'Kentucky Colonel,' Mr. Opie P. Read."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--The drift of latter-day fiction
+is largely shown by the department store. The selling of books by the
+ton proves a return to the extremes of romanticism. People do not jostle
+one another in their eagerness to secure even a semblance of the truth.
+The taste of to-day is a strong appetite for sadism; and a novel to be
+successful must bear the stamp of society rather than the approval of
+the critic. The reader has gone slumming, and must be shocked in order
+to be amused. Reviewers tell us of a revolt against realism, that we no
+longer fawn upon a dull truth, that we crave gauze rather than
+substance. In fact, realism was never a fad. Truth has never been
+fashionable; no society takes up philosophy as an amusement.
+
+But after all, popular taste does not make a literature. Strength does
+not meet with immediate recognition; originality is more often condemned
+than praised. The intense book often dies with one reading, its story is
+a wild pigeon of the mind, and sails away to be soon forgotten; but the
+novel in which there is even one real character, one man of the soil,
+remains with us as a friend. In the minds of thinking people, realism
+cannot be supplanted. But by realism, I do not mean the commonplace
+details of an uninteresting household, nor the hired man with mud on his
+cowhide boots, nor the whining farmer who sits with his feet on the
+kitchen-stove, but the glory that we find in nature and the grandeur
+that we find in man, his bravery, his honor, his self-sacrifice, his
+virtue. Realism does not mean the unattractive. A rose is as real as a
+toad. And a realistic novel of the days of Caesar would be worth more
+than Plutarch's Lives.
+
+Every age sees a literary revolution, but out of that revolution there
+may come no great work of art. The best fiction is the unconscious grace
+of a cultivated mind, a catching of the quaint humor of men, a soft look
+of mercy, a sympathetic tear. And this sort of a book may be neglected
+for years, no busy critic may speak a word in its behalf, but there
+comes a time when by the merest accident a great mind finds it and
+flashes its genius back upon the cloud that has hidden it.
+
+Yes, there is a return to romanticism, if indeed there was ever a turn
+from it. The well-told story has ever found admirers. To the world all
+the stories have not been told. The stars show no age, and the sun was
+as bright yesterday as it was the morning after creation. But a simple
+story without character is not the highest form of fiction. It is a
+story that may become a fad, if it be shocking enough, if it has in it
+the thrill of delicious wickedness, but it cannot live. The literary
+lion of to-day may be the literary ass of to-morrow, but the ass has his
+bin full of oats and cannot complain.
+
+One very striking literary tendency of to-day is the worship of the
+English author in America and the hissing of the American author in
+London. And this proves that American literature is scarcely more
+popular in England than it is at home. But may not American publishers
+after awhile take up a London hissing and use it as an advertisement.
+Hissing is surely a recognition, and proves that an author has not been
+wholly neglected.
+
+The novel, whether it be of classic form or of faddish type, makes a
+mark upon the mind of the public. Fiction is a necessary element of
+modern education. A man may be a successful physician or a noted lawyer
+without having read a novel; but he could not be regarded as a man of
+refined culture. A novel is an intellectual luxury, and in the luxuries
+of a country we find the refinements of the nation. It was not invention
+but fancy that made Greece great. A novel-reading nation is a
+progressive nation. At one time the most successful publication in this
+country was a weekly paper filled with graceless sensationalism, and it
+was not the pulpit nor the lecture-platform that took hold of the public
+taste and lifted it above this trash--it was the publication in cheap
+form of the English classics. And when the mind of the masses had been
+thus improved, the magazine became a success.
+
+One slow but unmistakable drift of fiction is toward the short story,
+and the carefully edited newspaper may hold the fiction of the future.
+
+
+
+
+WHITELAW REID
+
+
+THE PRESS--RIGHT OR WRONG
+
+ [Speech of Whitelaw Reid at the 108th annual banquet of the Chamber
+ of Commerce of the State of New York, May 4, 1876. Samuel D.
+ Babcock, President of the Chamber, was in the chair, and proposed
+ the following toast, to which Mr. Reid was called upon for a
+ response: "The Press--right or wrong; when right, to be kept right;
+ when wrong, to be set right."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT:--Lastly, Satan came also, the printer's, if not
+the public's devil, _in propria persona_! [Laughter.] The rest of you
+gentlemen have better provided for yourselves. Even the Chamber of
+Commerce took the benefit of clergy. The Presidential candidates and the
+representatives of the Administration and the leading statesmen who
+throng your hospitable board, all put forward as their counsel the
+Attorney-General [Alphonso Taft] of the United States. And, as one of
+his old clients at my left said a moment ago, "a precious dear old
+counsel he was." [Laughter.]
+
+The Press is without clergymen or counsel; and you doubtless wish it
+were also without voice. At this hour none of you have the least desire
+to hear anything or to say anything about the press. There are a number
+of very able gentlemen who were ranged along that platform--I utterly
+refuse to say whether I refer to Presidential candidates or not--but
+there were a number of very able gentlemen who were ranged along that
+table, who are very much more anxious to know what the press to-morrow
+morning will have to say about them [laughter], and I know it because I
+saw the care with which they handed up to the reporters the manuscript
+copies of their entirely unprepared and extempore remarks. [Laughter.]
+
+Gentlemen, the press is a mild-spoken and truly modest institution which
+never chants its own praises. Unlike Walt Whitman, it never celebrates
+itself. Even if it did become me--one of the youngest of its conductors
+in New York--to undertake at this late hour to inflict upon you its
+eulogy, there are two circumstances which might well make me pause. It
+is an absurdity for me--an absurdity, indeed, for any of us--to assume
+to speak for the press of New York at a table where William Cullen
+Bryant sits silent. Besides, I have been reminded since I came here, by
+Dr. Chapin, that the pithiest eulogy ever pronounced upon the first
+editor of America, was pronounced in this very room and from that very
+platform by the man who at that time was the first of living editors in
+this country, when he said that he honored the memory of Benjamin
+Franklin because he was a journeyman printer who did not drink, a
+philosopher who wrote common sense, and an office-holder who did not
+steal. [Applause.]
+
+One word only of any seriousness about your toast; it says: "The
+Press--right or wrong; when right, to be kept right; when wrong, to be
+set right." Gentlemen, this is your affair. A stream will not rise
+higher than its fountain. The Hudson River will not flow backward over
+the Adirondacks. The press of New York is fed and sustained by the
+commerce of New York, and the press of New York to-day, bad as it is in
+many respects--and I take my full share of the blame it fairly
+deserves--is just what the merchants of New York choose to have it. If
+you want it better, you can make it better. So long as you are satisfied
+with it as it is, sustain it as it is, take it into your families and
+into your counting-rooms as it is, and encourage it as it is, it will
+remain what it is.
+
+If, for instance, the venerable leader of your Bar, conspicuous through
+a long life for the practice of every virtue that adorns his profession
+and his race, is met on his return from the very jaws of the grave, as
+he re-enters the Court-room to undertake again the gratuitous
+championship of your cause against thieves who robbed you, with the
+slander that he is himself a thief of the meanest kind, a robber of
+defenceless women--I say if such a man is subject to persistent
+repetition of such a calumny in the very city he has honored and
+served, and at the very end and crown of his life, it is because you do
+not choose to object to it and make your objection felt. A score of
+similar instances will readily occur to anyone who runs over in his
+memory the course of our municipal history for the last dozen years, but
+there is no time to repeat or even to refer to them here.
+
+And so, Mr. President, because this throng of gentlemen, gathered about
+the doors, pay me the too great compliment by remaining standing to
+listen when they have started to go home--let me come back to the text
+you gave me, and the sentiment with which we began: "The Press--right or
+wrong; when right, to be kept right; when wrong, to be set right."
+[Applause.] The task in either case is to be performed by the merchants
+of New York, who have the power to do it and only need resolve that they
+will.
+
+I congratulate you, gentlemen, on the continued attractions of the
+annual entertainment you offer us; above all, I congratulate you on
+having given us the great pleasure of meeting once more and seeing
+seated together at your table the first four citizens of the metropolis
+of the Empire State: Charles O'Conor, Peter Cooper, William Cullen
+Bryant, and John A. Dix. I thank you for the courtesy of your
+remembrance of the Press; and so to one and all, good-night. [Applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+GLADSTONE, ENGLAND'S GREATEST LEADER
+
+ [Speech of Whitelaw Reid at a dinner given by the Irish-Americans
+ to Justin McCarthy, New York City, October 2, 1886. Judge Edward
+ Browne presided. Mr. Reid was called upon to speak to the toast,
+ "Gladstone, England's Greatest Leader."]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN:--I am pleased to see that since this toast was sent
+me by your committee, it has been proof-read. As it came to me, it
+describes Mr. Gladstone as England's greatest Liberal leader. I thought
+you might well say that and more. It delights me to find that you have
+said more--that you have justly described him as England's greatest
+leader. ["Hear! Hear!"] I do not forget that other, always remembered
+when Gladstone is mentioned, who educated his party till it captured
+its opponents' place by first disguising and then adopting their
+measures. That was in its way as brilliant party leadership as the
+century has seen, and it placed an alien adventurer in the British
+peerage and enshrined his name in the grateful memory of a great party
+that vainly looks for Disraeli's successor. [Applause.] I do not forget
+a younger statesman, never to be forgotten henceforth by Irishmen, who
+revived an impoverished and exhausted people, stilled their dissensions,
+harmonized their conflicting plans, consolidated their chaotic forces,
+conducted a peaceful Parliamentary struggle in their behalf with
+incomparable pertinacity, coolness, and resources; and through storms
+and rough weather has held steadily on till even his enemies see now, in
+the very flush of their own temporary success, that in the end the
+victory of Parnell is sure. [Loud applause.] Great leaders both; great
+historic figures whom our grandchildren will study and analyze and
+admire.
+
+But this man whom your toast honors, after a career that might have
+filled any man's ambition, became the head of the Empire whose mourning
+drum-beat heralds the rising sun on its journey round the world. That
+place he risked and lost, and risked again to give to an ill-treated
+powerless section of the Empire, not even friendly to his sway, Church
+Reform, Educational Reform, Land Reform, Liberty! [Cheers.] It was no
+sudden impulse and it is no short or recent record. It is more than
+seventeen years since Mr. Gladstone secured for Ireland the boon of
+disestablishment. It is nearly as long since he carried the first bill
+recognizing and seriously endeavoring to remedy the evils of Irish land
+tenure.
+
+He has rarely been able to advance as rapidly or as far as he wished;
+and more than once he has gone by a way that few of us liked. But if he
+was not always right, he has been courageous enough to set himself
+right. If he made a mistake in our affairs when he said Jefferson Davis
+had founded a nation, he offered reparation when he secured the Geneva
+Arbitration, and loyally paid its award. If he made a mistake in Irish
+affairs in early attempts at an unwise coercion he more than made amends
+when he led that recent magnificent struggle in Parliament and before
+the English people, which ended in a defeat, it is true, but a defeat
+more brilliant than many victories and more hopeful for Ireland.
+[Applause.]
+
+And over what a length of road has he led the English people! From
+rotten boroughs to household suffrage; from a government of classes to a
+government more truly popular than any other in the world outside of
+Switzerland and the United States. Then consider the advance on Irish
+questions. From the iniquitous burden of a gigantic and extravagant
+church establishment, imposed upon the people of whom seven-eighths were
+of hostile faith, to disestablishment; from the principle stated by Lord
+Palmerston with brutal frankness that "tenant-right is landlord's
+wrong," to judicial rents and the near prospect of tenant ownership on
+fair terms; from the arbitrary arrests of Irish leaders to the alliance
+of the Prime Minister and ruling party with the prisoner of Kilmainham
+Jail! [Loud cheers.] It has been no holiday parade, the leadership on a
+march like that. Long ago Mr. Disraeli flung at him the exultant taunt
+that the English people had had enough of his policy of confiscation;
+and so it proved for a time, for Mr. Disraeli turned him out. But Mr.
+Gladstone knew far better than his great rival did the deep and secret
+springs of English action, and he never judged from the temper of the
+House or a tour of the London drawing-rooms. Society, indeed, always
+disapproved of him, as it did of those kindred spirits, the anti-slavery
+leaders of American politics. But the frowns of Fifth Avenue and Beacon
+Street have not dimmed the fame of Sumner and Chase; of Seward and
+Lincoln [a voice: "And of Wendell Phillips." Cheers]; nor does Belgravia
+control the future of Mr. Gladstone's career any more than it has been
+able to hinder his past.
+
+More than any other statesman of his epoch, he has combined practical
+skill in the conduct of politics with a steadfast appeal to the highest
+moral considerations. To a leader of that sort defeats are only
+stepping-stones, and the end is not in doubt. A phrase once famous among
+us has sometimes seemed to me fit for English use about Ireland. A great
+man, a very great man, whose name sheds lasting honor upon our city said
+in an impulsive moment--that he "never wanted to live in a country where
+the one-half was pinned to the other by bayonets." If Mr. Gladstone
+ever believed in thus fastening Ireland to England, he has learned a
+more excellent way. Like Greeley he would no doubt at the last fight, if
+need be, for the territorial integrity of his country. But he has
+learned the lesson Charles James Fox taught nearly a hundred years
+before: "The more Ireland is under Irish Government, the more she will
+be bound to English interests." That precept he has been trying to
+reduce to practice. God grant the old statesman life and light to see
+the sure end of the work he has begun! [Loud applause.]
+
+I must not sit down without a word more to express the personal
+gratification I feel in seeing an old comrade here as your guest. Twelve
+or fourteen years ago he did me the honor to fill for a time an
+important place on the staff of my newspaper. With what skill and power
+he did his work; with what readiness and ample store of information you
+need not be told, for the anonymous editorial writer of those days is
+now known to the English-speaking world as the brilliant historian of
+"Our Own Times." Those of us who knew him then have seen his sacrifice
+of private interests and personal tastes for the stormy life of an Irish
+member of Parliament, and have followed with equal interest and
+admiration his bold yet prudent and high-minded Parliamentary career. He
+has done all that an Irishman ought for his country; he has done it with
+as little sympathy or encouragement for the policy of dynamite and
+assassination in England as we have had for bomb-throwing in Chicago.
+[Loud and prolonged applause.]
+
+
+
+
+W. L. ROBBINS
+
+
+THE PULPIT AND THE BAR
+
+[Speech of Rev. W. L. Robbins at the annual dinner of the New York State
+Bar Association, given in the City of Albany, N. Y., January 20, 1891,
+in response to the sentiment, "The Relation of the Pulpit to the Bar."
+Matthew Hale presided.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--I am so dazed at the temerity
+which has ventured to put so soporific a subject as "The Pulpit" at so
+late an hour in the evening, that I can only conceive of but one merit
+in any response to the present toast, and that is brevity. I had always
+supposed that the pulpit was "sleepy" enough in its effect upon men in
+the early hours of the day, at least that was my conclusion, in so far
+as it has been my privilege to see men present, at pulpit ministrations,
+leaving us as they do for the most part to preach to women and children.
+Shall I confess that the feeling came over me during the first part of
+the evening that I was rather out of place among so many laymen, alone
+as a representative of the clergy; but later, I found confidence through
+a sense of kinship in suffering, for is it not true that we represent
+two of the best abused professions in the world? I do not mean by that,
+abuse _ab extra_. I am told indeed, occasionally, that the pulpit is
+effete, that its place has been filled by the press and lecture
+platform, that there is no further use for it. But I do not know that I
+have heard abuse _ab extra_ of the Bar, unless some ill-natured person
+should read it into the broad Scotch pronunciation of an old friend of
+mine who used to say to me, "Ah, the lieyers, the lieyers."
+
+But what we must needs guard against is abuse from within. In the first
+place we are a good deal given to self-congratulation. I use the first
+person plural and not the second person; I remember a friend of mine, a
+distinguished clergyman in Boston, an Englishman, who once ventured to
+preach upon political corruption in the municipal government, and the
+next day he had the audacity to drop into the office of one of the
+business men of his congregation and say, "What did you think of that
+sermon?"--a very dangerous question, by the way, always to ask--and the
+reply came promptly, "You had better go and be naturalized so that you
+can say 'we sinners,' instead of 'you sinners.'" [Laughter.] Since that
+time, from the pulpit or from any other place, I have hesitated to say,
+"You sinners," and I will promise to say "we sinners" to-night.
+
+But truly the pulpit and the Bar, in their ideal, are, as it were, "the
+voice of one crying in the wilderness," a witness to the eternal truth.
+Are they not? The pulpit is sent forth to herald the love of God, and
+the Bar is sent forth to herald the justice of God; but they don't
+always succeed. I can speak from experience for the pulpit, that the
+position of authority, the claim of a divine mission, is often turned
+into the excuse for the airing of a man's individual fads, and is naught
+but a cloak for pretentious ignorance. [Applause.] And for the Bar, I
+wonder if I might venture to quote the definition of legal practice
+which was given me the other night, apropos of this toast, by a
+distinguished representative of the New York Bar Association, that it
+was "a clever device for frustrating justice, and getting money into the
+lawyer's pocket." [Laughter.] But if it be true that we have a mission,
+it is equally true that we must join hands if we are going to accomplish
+that mission. I am tired of hearing about the Pulpit as the voice of the
+public conscience. I do not know why the Bar should not be the voice of
+the public conscience quite as much as the Pulpit. If there are laws on
+the statute book that are not obeyed, I don't know why the clergy should
+make public protest rather than the lawyers, who are representatives of
+the law. [Applause.] And if principles of our Constitution are being
+subtly invaded to-day under the mask, for instance, of State subsidies
+or national subsidies to sectarian institutions either of learning or of
+charity, I don't know why the first voice of warning should come from
+the Pulpit rather than from the Bar. Indeed, when the clergy initiate
+reforming movements it always seems to me as though there is need of
+rather more ballast in the boat, need of one of those great wheels which
+act as a check on the machinery in an engine; and the best fly-wheel is
+the layman. The tendency, you know, of the Pulpit is toward an
+unpractical sort of idealism. Its theories are all very good, but my
+professor in physics used to tell me that the best mathematical theory
+is put out of gear by friction when you come to illustrate it in
+practical physics, and so with even the best kind of theoretical
+philanthropy. The theoretical solution of the problems, social and
+economic, which confront us is put "out of gear" by facts, about which,
+alas, the clergy are not as careful as they are about their theory; and,
+therefore, I plead for a lay enthusiasm. But surely there is no better
+lay element than the legal to act as ballast for the clergy in pleading
+the cause of philanthropy and piety and righteousness.
+
+Then I would suggest first of all, that the Pulpit needs to leave the A,
+B, C's of morality, about which it has been pottering so long, and begin
+to spell words and sometimes have a reading lesson in morals. That is,
+that it should apply its principles to practical living issues and
+questions of the day. And I plead to the lawyers to come out once in
+awhile from the technicalities of practice, and from their worship of
+cleverness and success, and look to the mission which is laid on them,
+namely, to bear witness to justice and righteousness. [Applause.] My
+toast would be "Common sense in the Pulpit and a love of righteousness
+at the Bar."
+
+
+
+
+JAMES JEFFREY ROCHE
+
+
+THE PRESS
+
+[Speech of James Jeffrey Roche at the banquet of the Friendly Sons of
+St. Patrick, New York City, March 17, 1894. John D. Crimmins presided.
+Mr. Roche, as editor of the "Boston Pilot," responded for "The Press."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE FRIENDLY SONS OF ST.
+PATRICK:--I am deeply sensible of the honor you have done me in
+inviting me to respond to the toast which has just been read.
+
+The virtues of the Press are so many and so self-evident that they
+scarcely need a eulogist. Even the newspapers recognize and admit them.
+If you had asked a New York journalist to sing the praises of his craft,
+his native and professional modesty would have embarrassed his voice. If
+you had asked a Chicagoan, the honorable chairman would have been
+compelled to resort to cloture before the orator got through. If you had
+asked a Philadelphian, he would have been in bed by this hour.
+
+Therefore, you wisely went to the city which not only produces all the
+virtues--but puts them up in cans, for export to all the world. We do
+not claim to know everything, in Boston--but we do know where to find
+it. We have an excellent newspaper press, daily and weekly, and should
+either or both ever, by any chance, fail to know anything--past,
+present, or to come--we have a Monday Lectureship, beside which the
+Oracle of Delphi was a last year's almanac. [Applause.]
+
+I met a man, on the train, yesterday--a New York man (he said he
+was)--of very agreeable manners. He told me what his business was, and
+when I told him my business in New York, he surprised me by asking:
+"What are you going to say to them in your speech that will be real
+sassy, and calculated to make all their pet corns ache?" I told him I
+did not know what he meant, that of course I should say nothing but the
+most pleasant things I could think of; that, in fact, I intended to read
+my speech, lest, in the agitation of the moment, I might overlook some
+complimentary impromptu little touch. Then he laughed and said: "Why,
+that isn't the way to do at all--in New York. It is easy to see you are
+a stranger, and don't read the papers. The correct thing nowadays is for
+the guest to criticise his entertainers. Mayor So-and-So always does it.
+And only last year--it was at an Irish banquet, too--the speaker of the
+evening, a Down-Easter like yourself, just spilled boiling vitriol over
+the whole company, and rubbed it in."
+
+I told him I didn't believe that story, and asked him to tell me the
+gentleman's name. And he only answered me, evasively: "I didn't say he
+was a gentleman."
+
+I trust I know better than to say anything uncomplimentary about the
+Press of New York, which compiles, or constructs, news for the whole
+Continent, not only before our slower communities have heard of the
+things chronicled, but often, with commendable enterprise, before they
+have happened.
+
+I admire the Press of New York. There are a great many Boston men on it,
+and I have no mission to reform it. In New York, when you have a surplus
+of journalistic talent, you export it to London, where it is out of
+place--some of it. The feverish race for priority, which kills off so
+many American journalists, sometimes, it would seem, almost before their
+time (but that is a matter of opinion), is unknown in London. A man who
+reads the "London Times," regularly and conscientiously, is guaranteed
+forever against insomnia. London "Punch" is a paper which the severest
+ascetic may read, all through Lent, without danger to his sobriety of
+soul.
+
+London gets even with you, too. You send her an Astor, and she
+retaliates with a Stead. We ought to deal gently with Mr. Stead; for he
+says that we are all children of the one "Anglo-Saxon" family--without
+regard to race, color, or previous condition of servitude. He avers that
+England looks upon America as a brother, and that may be so. It is not
+easy, at this distance of time, to know just how Romulus looked upon
+Remus, how Esau looked upon Jacob, how Cain looked upon Abel--but I have
+no doubt that it was in about the same light that England looks upon
+America--fraternally! But she ought not to afflict us with Mr. Stead. We
+have enough to bear without him.
+
+We know that the Press has its faults and its weaknesses. We can see
+them every day, in our miserable contemporaries, and we do not shirk the
+painful duty of pointing them out. We know that it has also virtues,
+manifold, and we do not deny them, when an appreciative audience
+compliments us upon them. A conscientious journalist never shrinks from
+the truth, even when it does violence to his modesty. In fact, he tells
+the truth under all circumstances, or nearly all. If driven to the
+painful alternative of choosing between that which is new and that which
+is true, he wisely decides that "truth" is mighty, and will prevail,
+whereas news won't keep. Nevertheless, it is a safe rule not to believe
+everything that you see in the papers. Advertisers are human, and liable
+to err.
+
+Lamartine predicted, long ago, that before the end of the present
+century the Press would be the whole literature of the world. His
+prediction is almost verified already. The multiplication and the
+magnitude of newspapers present, not a literary, but an economic
+problem. The Sunday paper alone has grown, within a decade, from a
+modest quarto to a volume of 48, 60, 96, 120 pages, with the stream
+steadily rising and threatening the levees on both banks. At a similar
+rate of expansion in the next ten years, it will be made up of not less
+than 1,000 pages, and the man who undertakes to read it will be liable
+to miss First Mass.
+
+The thoughtful provision of giving away a "farm coupon" with every
+number may avert trouble for a time, but it will be only for a time. The
+reader will need a farm, on which to spread out and peruse his purchase;
+but the world is small, and land has not the self-inflating quality of
+paper.
+
+But to speak more seriously: Is modern journalism, then, nothing but a
+reflection of the frivolity of the day, of the passing love of
+notoriety? I say no! I believe that the day of sensational journalism,
+of the blanket sheet and the fearful woodcut, is already passing away.
+Quantity cannot forever overcome quality, in that or any other field.
+When we think of the men who have done honor to the newspaper
+profession, we do not think so proudly of this or that one who "scooped"
+his contemporaries with the first, or "exclusive," report of a murder or
+a hanging, but of men like the late George W. Childs, whom all true
+journalists honor and lament.
+
+We think of the heroes of the pen, who carried their lives in their
+hands as they went into strange, savage countries, pioneers of
+civilization. It would be invidious to mention names, where the roll is
+so long and glorious; but I think, at the moment, of O'Donovan, Forbes,
+Stanley, Burnaby, Collins, and our own Irish-American, MacGahan, the
+great-hearted correspondent, who changed the political map of Eastern
+Europe by exposing the Bulgarian atrocities. The instinct which impelled
+those men was the same which impelled Columbus.
+
+I think, in another field, of the noblest man I have ever known, the
+truest, most chivalrous gentleman, a newspaper man, an editor--I am
+proud to say, an Irish-American editor--the memory of whose honored
+name, I well know, is the only excuse for my being here to-night--John
+Boyle O'Reilly! You have honored his name more than once here to-night,
+and in honoring him you honor the profession which he so adorned.
+
+
+
+
+D. B. ST. JOHN ROOSA
+
+
+THE SALT OF THE EARTH
+
+ [Speech of Dr. D. B. St. John Roosa, as President of the Holland
+ Society of New York, at the eleventh annual dinner of the Society,
+ New York City, January 15, 1896.]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN, MEMBERS OF THE HOLLAND SOCIETY, AND OUR HONORED GUESTS:--My
+first duty is to welcome to our Board the representatives of the various
+societies who honor us by their presence: St. George's, St. Nicholas,
+New England, St. Andrew's, Colonial Order, and Colonial Wars, Southern
+Society, the Holland Society welcomes you most heartily. I ought to say
+that the Holland Society, as at present constituted, could run a Police
+Board [applause], furnish the Mayors for two cities, and judges to
+order, to decide on any kind of a case. As a matter of fact, when they
+get hard up down-town for a judge, they just send up to the man who
+happens to be President of the Holland Society and say "Now we want a
+judge," and we send Van Hoesen, Beekman, Truax, or Van Wyck. [Applause.]
+They are all right. They are Dutch, and they will do. [Laughter.] All
+the people say it does not make any difference about their politics, so
+long as the blood is right.
+
+Now, gentlemen, seriously, I thank you very sincerely for the honor
+which you have conferred upon me--and which I was not able, on account
+of circumstances entirely beyond my control, to acknowledge at the
+annual meeting of the Society--in making me your President. I do not
+think there is any honor in the world that compares with it, and if you
+think over the names of the Presidents of this Society you may imagine
+that a doctor, especially knowing what the Dutch in South Africa think
+of doctors just now [laughter and applause], would have a mighty slim
+chance to come in against a Van Vorst, a Roosevelt, a Van Hoesen, a
+Beekman, a Van Wyck, or a Van Norden. But my name is not Jameson.
+[Laughter.]
+
+Gentlemen, there seems to be an impression that the Holland Society,
+because it does not have a Club-house--and it may have a Club-house,
+that remains for you to decide; and because it does not have a great
+many other things, has no reason for its existence. But, gentlemen,
+there is one sufficient reason for the existence of the Hollanders in a
+Society. We have eight hundred and forty members, and each one of us has
+a function--to teach our neighboring Yankees just exactly what we are,
+whence we came, and where we mean to go. [Laughter and applause.] The
+colossal ignorance of the ordinary New Englander [laughter and
+applause]--I mean in regard to the Dutch [laughter]--is something that I
+would delineate were it not for the presence of the President of the
+Mayflower Society. [Renewed laughter.] Why, it was only the other night
+that at one of these entertainments when I was representing you and
+doing the best I could with my medal and my ribbon, that a friend came
+up to me and said: "You belong to the Holland Society, don't you?" I
+said, "Yes." "Well," he said, "you Dutch did lick us on the Excise
+question, didn't you?" [Great laughter and applause.] Now what are you
+going to do with a people like that? We got the credit of that thing,
+anyhow. [Renewed laughter.] There is a Governor of Connecticut here
+to-night [P. C. Lounsbury], and I was going to say something about
+Governors of Connecticut of years and years ago. A man could not
+properly relate the history of New Amsterdam without remarking on the
+Governors of Connecticut, but out of respect to the distinguished
+gentleman, whom we all delight to honor, I shall draw it very mild. I
+shall only tell one or two things that those Governors of Connecticut
+used to do. There was one of them, I have forgotten his name and I am
+glad I have [laughter], who used to say in all his letters to his
+subordinates when they were pushing us to the wall and getting the
+English over to help them push: "Don't you say anything to those people,
+don't you talk to those people, but always keep crowding the Dutch."
+[Laughter.] That is what a Connecticut Governor gave as official advice
+years ago. And they did crowd us. But Governor Lounsbury told me that
+if they really had their rights Manhattan Island would belong to
+Connecticut. So you see they are crowding the Dutch still. [Laughter.]
+
+Now, every once in a while, one of these New Englanders that owns the
+earth, especially that little stone portion called Plymouth Rock, which
+we never begrudged them, gets up at a great dinner and reads a fine
+speech and talks about civil and religious liberty which the Puritan
+came over to cause to flourish. Why, the poor Puritan did not know any
+more about religious liberty than an ordinary horse does about
+astronomy. What the Puritan came over here for, was to get a place to do
+what he liked, in his own way, without interference from anybody else,
+with power to keep everybody out that wanted to do anything the least
+bit different from his way. [Great laughter and applause. A voice--"I'm
+glad I voted for you."] I never can get elected from New England.
+
+I want to tell you just a thing or two about this business. The Dutch
+tried very hard to teach them civil and religious liberty before they
+came over, and then they put the Yankees in a ship and sent them over
+from Leyden and Delfshaven, saying: "It is utterly useless; we cannot
+teach you." [Great laughter.] But we came over to New Amsterdam and we
+had free schools in New York until the English took the city by
+treachery when there was only Peter Stuyvesant to fire one gun against
+the invaders, and then they abolished free schools and had their church
+ones, and they are fighting over that question in England now. Free
+schools! New York established them when we were free again, years and
+years afterwards, but they are an invention of the Dutch.
+
+Civil and religious liberty! it was born in Holland, it was nourished by
+the valor of the Beggars of the Sea, and finally it began to grow into
+the minds of the peoples of the earth, that it was not only right to
+enjoy your own religion, but it was also right to let your neighbor
+enjoy his. [Applause.]
+
+Then there is another story, that the English conquered Manhattan
+Island, and that we are here by the grace of any people on earth except
+our own. That is another mistake. Just read Theodore Roosevelt's "Rise
+of New York." [Great laughter.] Now I am going to tell you this story
+because you must go up to Ulster County and up to Dutchess and Albany
+Counties, and you must tell every Yankee you meet the truth about this,
+and not let him talk any more about the English having subjugated the
+Dutch.
+
+It is true the English captured Manhattan Island, but nine years
+afterwards Admiral Evertsen and another Admiral whose name escapes me,
+came up the harbor in two frigates with guns well shotted, got beyond
+Staten Island, and gave the military authorities of New York notice that
+they were going to take that town, and granted them thirty minutes to
+make up their minds whether they would give it up or not. When the
+thirty minutes elapsed, six hundred Dutch troops were landed just back
+of where Trinity Church now is, and New York became New Amsterdam again.
+Then how did we lose it? Because the Dutch States-General, which did not
+know enough, in deciding between New York and Surinam, to choose New
+York, took Surinam, and they have been wishing ever since they never had
+been born. Now talk about anybody conquering the Dutch! We generally get
+there. They sometimes say: "That is all very well, they were very brave
+people and all that, but they don't do anything now." Waterloo, Van
+Speyk, Majuba Hill, and the Boers of the Transvaal show what their
+courage has been in the later generations. What are the Dutch? Why, we
+are the salt of the earth! We do not pretend to be the bread and butter
+and the cheese, but we are the salt [laughter], and I think the Boers in
+South Africa very lately salted some people I know of. [Great laughter
+and applause.]
+
+If you want to see a city that is well salted, look at New York. Go to
+the St. Nicholas Society dinner and see that grand assembly; if there is
+ever a society in New York that is well salted with Dutch, that is, and
+we are all proud of it. And so it is with every other society, New York
+society, but not on the paternal side! [Great laughter and applause.]
+
+But if you want to see a place where the Yankee is salt, pepper, bread,
+butter, and everything, go to Boston. It is a great city. That is all
+right. But we prefer New York, and we prefer just what God has ordained
+us to be--the people not always getting the credit of it, but always
+accomplishing all the good that is ever accomplished on the face of the
+earth! [Laughter and applause.] Now you may think that I have not
+whooped it up enough for the Dutch [great laughter], so I will go on,
+just for a minute.
+
+The State of North Carolina is always talking about having had a
+Declaration of Independence in Mecklenburg County, about six months
+before they had one in Philadelphia. Why, the Dutch farmers up in the
+Mamacotting Valley of Ulster County signed a Declaration of Independence
+in April, 1775, and they would have signed it six months before if the
+New York Council of Safety had given it to them! [Laughter.] This same
+New England gentleman to whom I have alluded--I have it rather mixed up
+in my mind which gentleman said it--but some one said that the New
+Englanders were very unwilling to part from the English, who were
+patronizing them with tea and stamps. Why, the liberty boys of New York
+had made up their minds many months before the Declaration of
+Independence. The Dutch, and notably the Scotch-Irish, had made up their
+minds. As I say, up in Ulster County they circulated that Declaration of
+Independence a year and three months before it was really signed
+in Philadelphia. They knew what they meant. They said, "We shall never
+be slaves." If you will excuse the fact that I did have a
+great-grandfather--I am happy to say that my great-grandfather signed
+that paper and he had a commission in the Continental Army, which I
+possess, signed by John Hancock, and he was at Saratoga. He was in the
+2d New York Line. The Dutch knew that what we wanted was to be a free
+and independent people, even if our friends over there had not made up
+their minds. The Dutch are satisfied with a very modest position in the
+world--so that they have the goods and control its destinies. [Great
+laughter.] Others may call it New York, if they like, or Manhattan, but
+we call it Dutch.
+
+Now this Society, gentlemen, has a great work before it; our President,
+who is very much like the President of the French Republic, goes around
+with a big ribbon, but he has no authority of any kind whatever. He
+might have some at the Board of Trustees meeting, but that is such an
+orderly set that there is no use for authority there, and as for the
+dinner, Judge Van Hoesen and Mr. Van Schaick manage it very well. But
+the President does not wish any authority, and glories in the great
+honor, which it seems to him to be one that any one in this Society
+might be proud of. We have, however, work to do, and in that your
+President, by your grace, as a private member and as a trustee, hopes to
+co-operate with you.
+
+It is a strange thing that this great city of New York has allowed the
+Puritans first to commemorate the virtues of their heroic race which we
+all admire, and all love to speak of in terms of praise in our serious
+moments. It is strange that Central Park is adorned by them with that
+beautiful statue, while the Dutch have no monument. I well remember the
+day that that silver-tongued orator, George William Curtis, made the
+dedication address. But why is it that on this Hudson, which was first
+ploughed by a Dutch keel, over which first of all a Dutch flag floated,
+along this Hudson which was first discovered and explored and made
+habitable by Dutch industry and Dutch thrift, there is no Dutch monument
+to which we may proudly point as we pass by. There ought to be a statue
+of that great Dutchman, William the Silent, on Riverside Drive. [Great
+applause.] Do you ever think of him? Do you ever think of his career,
+that of the prototype of our own Washington? At fifteen years of age the
+companion of an emperor; at twenty-one years of age, the commander of a
+great army, and later giving up wealth and pomp and power, preferring to
+be among the people of God, than to dwell at ease in the tents of
+wickedness; giving up everything for a life of tedious struggle in the
+cold marshes of the Netherlands, finally to die at the hand of an
+assassin with a prayer for his country upon his lips as he passed away.
+He was the first human being on the face of this earth, who fairly and
+fully understood the principles of religious and civic freedom. This
+great city, the exemplifier of those principles to which it owes so much
+for its prosperity and magnificence, has not yet commemorated that man.
+How long shall it be, sons of Hollanders, before William the Silent
+shall be there looking out upon the Hudson and lifted on high as an
+example for all time? I hope our eyes will see the day! [Great
+applause.]
+
+
+
+
+THEODORE ROOSEVELT
+
+
+THE HOLLANDER AS AN AMERICAN
+
+ [Speech of Theodore Roosevelt at the eleventh annual dinner of the
+ Holland Society of New York, January 15, 1896. The President, Dr.
+ D. B. St. John Roosa, said: "The next regular toast is: 'The
+ Hollander as an American,' and I shall have the pleasure of
+ introducing a gentleman who is a member of this Society, and,
+ therefore, descended on the male line [laughter] from some one who
+ came here before 1675, is it not? [A voice--"That is right; 1675."]
+ One of the first Roosevelts came very near outstripping Robert
+ Fulton and inventing the steamboat. He did invent a steamboat, and
+ you know the Roosevelts have had something of a steamboat in them
+ ever since. Now there is another thing I want you Dutchmen to teach
+ the Yankees to do--pronounce his name Rosavelt and not Rusevelt.
+ And, by the way, mine is pronounced Rosa too. Now Mr. Roosevelt is
+ a man, evidently, who has the courage of his convictions [A
+ Voice--"That is right." Applause], and it will be a cold day for
+ the party to which he belongs if they undertake to turn him down. I
+ hoped that you all thought so. There was an old darky that used to
+ say about the Commandments: 'Yes, preacher, they are all right, but
+ in this here neighborhood the eighth Commandment ought to be taught
+ with some discreetions.' [Great laughter.] [A Voice: "Which is the
+ eighth Commandment?"] 'Thou shalt not steal.' Now in New York there
+ are some people who think there are some commandments that ought to
+ be taught with some 'discreetions.' But they had better alter their
+ law if they don't like it, and they had better not put a Dutchman
+ in office after an oath to enforce the law and then ask him why he
+ does enforce it. [Great applause.] This gentleman does not need any
+ introduction, evidently--the Hon. Theodore Roosevelt." [Great
+ applause. Three cheers were proposed and given for Mr. Roosevelt. A
+ Voice: "Tiger!"] Mr. Roosevelt: "In the presence of the judiciary,
+ no!" [Laughter.] There was great cheering when Mr. Roosevelt rose
+ to respond.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, GENTLEMEN, AND BRETHREN OF THE HOLLAND
+SOCIETY:--I am more than touched, if you will permit me to begin
+rather seriously, by the way you have greeted me to-night. When I was in
+Washington, there was a story in reference to a certain President,
+who was not popular with some of his own people in a particular Western
+State. One of its Senators went to the White House and said he wanted a
+friend of his appointed postmaster of Topeka. The President's Private
+Secretary said: "I am very sorry, indeed, sir, but the President wants
+to appoint a personal friend." Thereupon the Senator said: "Well, for
+God's sake, if he has one friend in Kansas, let him appoint him!" [Great
+laughter.]
+
+
+[Illustration: _THEODORE ROOSEVELT_
+
+_Photogravure after a photograph from life_]
+
+
+There have been periods during which the dissembled eulogies of the able
+press and my relations with about every politician of every party and
+every faction have made me feel I would like to know whether I had one
+friend in New York, and here I feel I have many. [Great applause.] And
+more than that, gentlemen, I should think ill of myself and think that I
+was a discredit to the stock from which I sprang if I feared to go on
+along the path that I deemed right, whether I had few friends or many.
+[Cries of "Good! Good!" and great applause.]
+
+I am glad to answer to the toast, "The Hollander as an American." The
+Hollander was a good American, because the Hollander was fitted to be a
+good citizen. There are two branches of government which must be kept on
+a high plane, if any nation is to be great. A nation must have laws that
+are honestly and fearlessly administered, and a nation must be ready, in
+time of need, to fight [applause], and we men of Dutch descent have here
+to-night these gentlemen of the same blood as ourselves who represent
+New York so worthily on the bench, and a Major-General of the Army of
+the United States. [Applause.]
+
+It seems to me, at times, that the Dutch in America have one or two
+lessons to teach. We want to teach the very refined and very cultivated
+men who believe it impossible that the United States can ever be right
+in a quarrel with another nation--a little of the elementary virtue of
+patriotism. [Cries of "Good! Good!" and applause.] And we also wish to
+teach our fellow-citizens that laws are put on the statute books to be
+enforced [cries of "Hear! Hear!" and applause]; and that if it is not
+intended they shall be enforced, it is a mistake to put a Dutchman in
+office to enforce them.
+
+The lines put on the programme underneath my toast begin: "America!
+half-brother of the world!" America, half-brother of the world--and all
+Americans full brothers one to the other. That is the way that the line
+should be concluded. The prime virtue of the Hollander here in America
+and the way in which he has most done credit to his stock as a
+Hollander, is that he has ceased to be a Hollander and has become an
+American, absolutely. [Great applause.] We are not Dutch-Americans. We
+are not "Americans" with a hyphen before it. We are Americans pure and
+simple, and we have a right to demand that the other people whose stocks
+go to compose our great nation, like ourselves, shall cease to be aught
+else and shall become Americans. [Cries of "Hear! Hear!" and applause.]
+
+And further than that, we have another thing to demand, and that is that
+if they do honestly and in good faith become Americans, those shall be
+regarded as infamous who dare to discriminate against them because of
+creed or because of birthplace. When New Amsterdam had but a few hundred
+souls, among those few hundred souls no less than eighteen different
+race-stocks were represented, and almost as many creeds as there were
+race-stocks, and the great contribution that the Hollander gave to the
+American people was, as your President has so ably said, the inestimable
+lesson of complete civil and religious liberty. It would be honor enough
+for this stock to have been the first to put on American soil the public
+school, the great engine for grinding out American citizens, the one
+institution for which Americans should stand more stiffly than for aught
+other. [Great applause.]
+
+Whenever America has demanded of her sons that they should come to her
+aid, whether in time of peace or in time of war, the Americans of Dutch
+stock have been among the first to spring to the aid of the country. We
+earnestly hope that there will not in the future be any war with any
+power, but assuredly if there should be such a war one thing may be
+taken for certain, and that is that every American of Dutch descent will
+be found on the side of the United States. We give the amplest credit,
+that some people now, to their shame, grudge to the profession of arms,
+which we have here to-night represented by a man, who, when he has the
+title of a Major-General of the Army of the United States [Thomas H.
+Ruger], has a title as honorable as any that there is on the wide earth.
+[Applause.] We also need to teach the lesson, that the Hollander taught,
+of not refusing to do the small things because the day of large things
+had not yet come or was in the past; of not waiting until the chance may
+come to distinguish ourselves in arms, and meanwhile neglecting the
+plain, prosaic duties of citizenship which call upon us every hour,
+every day of our lives.
+
+The Dutch kept their freedom in the great contest with Spain, not merely
+because they warred valiantly, but because they did their duty as
+burghers in their cities, because they strove according to the light
+that was in them to be good citizens and to act as such. And we all here
+to-night should strive so to live that we Americans of Dutch descent
+shall not seem to have shrunk in this respect, compared to our fathers
+who spoke another tongue and lived under other laws beyond the ocean; so
+that it shall be acknowledged in the end to be what it is, a discredit
+to a man if he does not in times of peace do all that in him lies to
+make the government of the city, the government of the country, better
+and cleaner by his efforts. [Great applause.]
+
+I spoke of the militant spirit as if it may only be shown in time of
+war. I think that if any of you gentlemen, no matter how peaceful you
+may naturally be, and I am very peaceful naturally [laughter], if you
+would undertake the administration of the Police Department you would
+have plenty of fighting on hand before you would get through [renewed
+laughter]; and if you are true to your blood you will try to do the best
+you can, fighting or not fighting. You will make up your mind that you
+will make mistakes, because you won't make anything if you don't make
+some mistakes, and you will go forward according to your lights, utterly
+heedless of what either politicians or newspapers may say, knowing that
+if you act as you feel bound according to your conscience to act, you
+will then at least have the right when you go out of office, however
+soon [laughter], to feel that you go out without any regret, and to feel
+that you have, according to your capacity, warred valiantly for what you
+deemed to be the right. [Great applause.]
+
+These, then, are the qualities that I should claim for the Hollander as
+an American: In the first place, that he has cast himself without
+reservation into the current of American life; that he is an American,
+pure and simple, and nothing else. In the next place, that he works hand
+in hand and shoulder to shoulder with his fellow Americans, without any
+regard to differences of creed or to differences of race and religion,
+if only they are good Americans. [Great applause.] In the third place,
+that he is willing, when the need shall arise, to fight for his country;
+and in the fourth place, and finally, that he recognizes that this is a
+country of laws and not men, that it is his duty as an honest citizen to
+uphold the laws, to strive for honesty, to strive for a decent
+administration, and to do all that in him lies, by incessant, patient
+work in our government, municipal or national, to bring about the day
+when it shall be taken as a matter of course that every public official
+is to execute a law honestly, and that no capacity in a public officer
+shall atone if he is personally dishonest. [Tremendous applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TRUE AMERICANISM AND EXPANSION
+
+ [Speech of Theodore Roosevelt at the nineteenth annual dinner of
+ the New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1898.
+ The President, William B. Davenport, in calling upon Theodore
+ Roosevelt to speak to the toast, "The Day we Celebrate," said: "For
+ many years we have been celebrating this day and looking at
+ ourselves through Yankee eyes. To-night it is to be given us to see
+ ourselves as others see us. We have with us one of whom it may be
+ said, to paraphrase the epitaph in the Welsh churchyard:--
+
+ 'A Dutchman born, at Harvard bred,
+ In Cuba travelled, but not yet dead.'
+
+ In response to this toast, I have the honor of introducing Hon.
+ Theodore Roosevelt."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:--The gentleman on my
+right, with the unmistakably Puritan name of McKelway, in the issue of
+the "Eagle" to-night alluded to me as a Yankeeized Hollander. I am a
+middling good Yankee. I always felt that at these dinners of the New
+England Society, to which I come a trifle more readily than to any other
+like affairs, I and the president of the Friendly Sons of St. Patrick,
+who is also invariably in attendance, represent, what you would say,
+the victims tied to the wheels of the Roman chariot of triumph. You see
+I am half Irish myself, and, as I told a New England Senator with whom I
+am intimate, when he remarked that the Dutch had been conquered by the
+New Englanders, "the Irish have avenged us."
+
+I want to say to you seriously, and, singularly enough, right along the
+lines of the admirable speech made by your President, a few words on the
+day we celebrate and what it means.
+
+As the years go by, this nation will realize more and more that the year
+that has just passed has given to every American the right to hold his
+head higher as a citizen of the great Republic, which has taken a long
+stride forward toward its proper place among the nations of the world. I
+have scant sympathy with this mock humanitarianism, a mock
+humanitarianism which is no more alien to the spirit of true religion
+than it is to the true spirit of civilization, which would prevent the
+great, free, liberty and order-loving races of the earth doing their
+duty in the world's waste spaces because there must needs be some rough
+surgery at the outset. I do not speak simply of my own country. I hold
+that throughout the world every man who strives to be both efficient and
+moral--and neither quality is worth anything without the other--that
+every man should realize that it is for the interests of mankind to have
+the higher supplant the lower life. Small indeed is my sympathy with
+those people who bemoan the fact, sometimes in prose, sometimes in even
+weaker verse, that the champions of civilization and of righteousness
+have overcome the champions of barbarism or of an outworn tyranny,
+whether the conflict be fought by the Russian heralds of civilization in
+Turkestan, by the English champion of the higher life in the Eastern
+world, or by the men who upheld the Stars and Stripes as they freed the
+people of the tropic islands of the sea from the mediaeval tyranny of
+Spain.
+
+I do not ask that you look at this policy from a merely national
+standpoint, although if you are good Americans you must look from the
+national standpoint first. I ask that you look at it from the standpoint
+of civilization, from the standpoint of righteousness, and realize that
+it is better for the men who are as yet ages behind us in the struggle
+upward that they be helped upward, and that it does not cease to be
+better for them, merely because it is better for us also. As I say, cast
+aside the selfish view. Consider whether or not it is better that the
+brutal barbarism of northern Asia should be supplanted by the
+civilization of Russia, which has not yet risen to what we of the
+Occident are proud to claim as our standard, but which, as it stands, is
+tens of centuries in advance of that of the races it supplants. Again,
+from the standpoint of the outsider, look at the improvement worked by
+the Englishmen in all the islands of the sea and all the places on the
+dark continents where the British flag has been planted; seriously
+consider the enormous, the incalculable betterment that comes at this
+moment to ninety-five per cent. of the people who have been cowering
+under the inconceivably inhuman rule of Mahdism in the Sudan because it
+has been supplanted by the reign of law and of justice. I ask you to
+read the accounts of the Catholic missionary priests, the Austrian
+priests who suffered under Mahdism, to read in their words what they
+have suffered under conditions that have gone back to the stone age in
+the middle of the nineteenth century. Then you will realize that the
+Sirdar and his troops were fighting the battle of righteousness as truly
+as ever it was fought by your ancestors and mine two or three or four
+centuries ago.
+
+I think you can now understand that I admire what other nations have
+done in this regard, and, therefore, that you will believe that I speak
+with sincerity when I speak of what we ourselves have done. Thank heaven
+that we of this generation, to whom was denied the chance of taking part
+in the greatest struggle for righteousness that this century has seen,
+the great Civil War, have at least been given the chance to see our
+country take part in the world movement that has gone on around about
+us. Of course it was partly for our own interest, but it was also
+largely a purely disinterested movement. It is a good thing for this
+nation that it should be lifted up beyond simply material matters. It is
+a good thing for us that we should have interests outside of our own
+borders. It is a good thing for us that we must look outward; that we
+must consider more than the question of exports and imports; that we
+must consider more than whether or not in one decade we have increased
+one and a half per cent. more than the average rate of increase in
+wealth or not. It is a good thing that we of this nation should keep in
+mind, and should have vividly brought before us the fact to which your
+ancestors, Mr. President and members of this Society, owe their
+greatness; that while it pays a people to pay heed to material matters,
+it pays infinitely better to treat material as absolutely second to
+moral considerations. I am glad for the sake of America that we have
+seen the American Army and the American Navy driving the Spaniard from
+the Western world. I am glad that the descendants of the Puritan and the
+Hollander should have completed the work begun, when Drake and Hawkins
+and Frobisher singed the beard of the King of Spain, and William the
+Silent fought to the death to free Holland. I am glad we did it for our
+own sake, but I am infinitely more glad because we did it to free the
+people of the islands of the sea and tried to do good to them.
+
+I have told you why I am glad, because of what we have done. Let me add
+my final word as to why I am anxious about it. We have driven out the
+Spaniards. This did not prove for this nation a very serious task. Now
+we are approaching the really serious task. Now it behooves us to show
+that we are capable of doing infinitely better the work which we blame
+the Spaniards for doing so badly; and woe to us unless we do show not
+merely a slight but a well-nigh immeasurable improvement! We have
+assumed heavy burdens, heavy responsibilities. I have no sympathy with
+the men who cry out against our assuming them. If this great nation, if
+this nation with its wealth, with its continental vastness of domain,
+with its glorious history, with its memory of Washington and Lincoln, of
+its statesmen and soldiers and sailors, the builders and the wielders of
+commonwealths, if this nation is to stand cowering back because it is
+afraid to undertake tasks lest they prove too formidable, we may well
+suppose that the decadence of our race has begun. No; the tasks are
+difficult, and all the more for that reason let us gird up our loins and
+go out to do them. But let us meet them, realizing their difficulty; not
+in a spirit of levity, but in a spirit of sincere and earnest desire to
+do our duty as it is given us to see our duty. Let us not do it in the
+spirit of sentimentality, not saying we must at once give universal
+suffrage to the people of the Philippines--they are unfit for it. Do not
+let us mistake the shadow for the substance. We have got to show the
+practical common sense which was combined with the fervent religion of
+the Puritan; the combination which gave him the chance to establish here
+that little group of commonwealths which more than any others have
+shaped the spirit and destiny of this nation; we must show both
+qualities.
+
+Gentlemen, if one of the islands which we have acquired is not fit to
+govern itself, then we must govern it until it is fit. If you cannot
+govern it according to the principles of the New England town
+meeting--because the Philippine Islander is not a New Englander--if you
+cannot govern it according to these principles, then find out the
+principles upon which you can govern it, and apply those principles.
+Fortunately, while we can and ought with wisdom to look abroad for
+examples, and to profit by the experience of other nations, we are
+already producing, even in this brief period, material of the proper
+character within our own border, men of our own people, who are showing
+us what to do with these islands. A New Englander, a man who would be
+entitled to belong to this Society, a man who is in sympathy with all
+that is best and most characteristic of the New England spirit, both
+because of his attitude in war and of his attitude toward civic morality
+in time of peace, is at present giving us a good object lesson in
+administering those tropic provinces. I allude to my former commander,
+the present Governor-General of Santiago, Major-General Leonard Wood.
+General Wood has before him about as difficult a task as man could well
+have. He is now intrusted with the supreme government of a province
+which has been torn by the most hideously cruel of all possible civil
+wars for the last three years, which has been brought down to a
+condition of savage anarchy, and from which our armies, when they
+expelled the armies of Spain, expelled the last authoritative
+representatives of what order there still was in the province. To him
+fell the task of keeping order, of preventing the insurgent visiting
+upon the Spaniard his own terrible wrongs, of preventing the taking of
+that revenge which to his wild nature seemed eminently justifiable, the
+preserving of the rights of property, of keeping unharmed the people who
+had been pacific, and yet of gradually giving over the administration
+of the island to the people who had fought for its freedom, just as fast
+as, and no faster than, they proved that they could be trusted with it.
+He has gone about that task, devoted himself to it, body and soul,
+spending his strength, his courage, and perseverance, and in the face of
+incredible obstacles he has accomplished very, very much.
+
+Now, if we are going to administer the government of the West Indies
+Islands which we have acquired, and the Philippines, in a way that will
+be a credit to us and to our institutions, we must see that they are
+administered by the General Woods. We have got to make up our minds that
+we can only send our best men there; that we must then leave them as
+largely unhampered as may be. We must exact good results from them, but
+give them a large liberty in the methods of reaching these results. If
+we treat those islands as the spoil of the politician, we shall tread
+again the path which Spain has trod before, and we shall show ourselves
+infinitely more blameworthy than Spain, for we shall sin against the
+light, seeing the light.
+
+The President says that this is New England doctrine. So it is. It is
+Dutch doctrine, too. It is the doctrine of sound Americanism, the
+doctrine of common sense and common morality. I am an expansionist. I am
+glad we have acquired the islands we have acquired. I am not a bit
+afraid of the responsibilities which we have incurred; but neither am I
+blind to how heavy those responsibilities are. In closing my speech, I
+ask each of you to remember that he cannot shove the blame on others
+entirely, if things go wrong. This is a government by the people, and
+the people are to blame ultimately if they are misrepresented, just
+exactly as much as if their worst passions, their worst desires are
+represented; for in the one case it is their supineness that is
+represented exactly as in the other case it is their vice. Let each man
+here strive to make his weight felt on the side of decency and morality.
+Let each man here make his weight felt in supporting a truly American
+policy, a policy which decrees that we shall be free and shall hold our
+own in the face of other nations, but which decrees also that we shall
+be just, and that the peoples whose administration we have taken over
+shall have their condition made better and not worse by the fact that
+they have come under our sway.
+
+
+
+
+LORD ROSEBERY
+
+(ARCHIBALD PHILIP PRIMROSE)
+
+
+PORTRAIT AND LANDSCAPE PAINTING
+
+ [Speech of Lord Rosebery at the annual banquet of the Royal
+ Academy, London, May 5, 1894. Sir Frederic Leighton, President of
+ the Royal Academy, was in the chair, and in proposing "The Health
+ of Her Majesty's Ministers," to which Lord Rosebery replied, he
+ said: "No function could be more lofty, no problem is more complex
+ than the governance of our Empire, so vast and various in land and
+ folk as that which owns the sceptre of the Queen. No toast,
+ therefore, claims a more respectful reception than that to which I
+ now invite your cordial response--the health of the eminent
+ statesmen in whose hands that problem lies--Her Majesty's
+ Ministers. And not admiration only for high and various endowments,
+ but memories also of a most sparkling speech delivered twelve
+ months ago at this table, sharpens the gratification with which I
+ call for response on the brilliant statesman who heads Her
+ Majesty's Government, the Earl of Rosebery."]
+
+
+YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MY LORDS, AND GENTLEMEN: No one, I think,
+can respond unmoved for the first time in such an assembly as this in
+the character in which I now stand before you. You have alluded, sir, to
+the speech which I delivered here last year. But I have to confess with
+a feeling of melancholy that since that period I have made a change for
+the worse. [Laughter.] I have had to exchange all those dreams of
+imagination to which I then alluded, which are, I believe, the proper
+concomitants of the Foreign Office intelligently wielded, and which, I
+have no doubt, my noble friend on my right sees in imagination as I did
+then--I have had to exchange all those dreams for the dreary and
+immediate prose of life--all the more dreary prose because a great deal
+of it is my own.
+
+
+[Illustration: _LORD ROSEBERY_
+
+(_ARCHIBALD PHILIP PRIMROSE_)
+
+_Photogravure after a photograph from life_]
+
+
+There is one function, however, which has already devolved upon me,
+and which is not without interest for this Academy. My great
+predecessor, much to my regret, left in my hands the appointment of a
+successor to Sir Frederick Burton. That has cost me probably more
+trouble and travail than any other act of this young administration.
+[Laughter.] I have sought, and I have abundantly received, counsels, and
+it is after long consideration, and with the most earnest and
+conscientious desire to do not what is most agreeable to individuals
+themselves, but what is best for art in general, that I have nominated
+Mr. Poynter to succeed Sir Frederick Burton. [Cheers.]
+
+I have at the same time made a change in the minute relating to the
+conditions of that post, which to a greater extent than was formerly the
+case associates the trustees of the National Gallery in the work of
+selection with the new director. The trustees have been hitherto rather
+those flies on the wheel of which we read in ancient fable. It is now
+proposed to make them working wheels, and to make them work well and
+co-operatively with the new director. ["Hear! Hear!"] I hope that this
+arrangement will be satisfactory in its results. But, Mr. President, I
+have long thought, as an individual, that the task of a Minister or of a
+Government in co-operating with the Royal Academy, and with those who
+have art at heart, ought not to end with a mere appointment of this
+description. I take a larger view of the responsibilities of my office,
+and I should be glad to offer to you with great respect a few
+suggestions that have recently occurred to me with regard to the present
+position of English art, which I regard with some misgivings.
+
+There is, first, the subject of portraiture. I am deeply concerned for
+the future condition of portrait-painting. It is not, as you may
+imagine, with any distrust whatever of those distinguished men who take
+a part in that branch of art; it is much more for the subjects that I am
+concerned. [Laughter.] And it is not so much with the subjects as with
+that important part of the subject which was illustrated in the famous
+work "Sartor Resartus," by the great Carlyle, that I chiefly trouble
+myself. How can it be that any man should make a decent portrait of his
+fellow-man in these days? No one can entertain so vindictive a hatred of
+his fellow-creature as to wish to paint him in the costume in which I
+am now addressing you. [Laughter.] I believe that that costume is
+practically dropped for all purposes of portraiture; and if that be so,
+in what costume is the Englishman of the present century to descend to
+remotest posterity through the vehicle of the gifted artists whom I see
+around me? We are not all sufficiently fortunate to be the Chancellor of
+the University. [Laughter and cheers.] We have not always even the happy
+chance to be a municipal dignitary, with a costume which I will not at
+present characterize. [Laughter.] We are not all of us masters of
+hounds; and I think that the robes of a peer, unattractive in their
+aesthetic aspect, have lost something of their popularity. [Laughter.]
+Again, the black velvet coat, with which we are accustomed to associate
+deep thought and artistic instincts, has become a little faded.
+[Laughter.]
+
+I am told, and told four or five times every day in speeches delivered
+in various parts of the country, that I have no right to offer a
+criticism without offering a suggestive remedy. Well, Sir Frederic, I am
+prepared to offer my remedy for what it is worth, and for that reason I
+ask your co-operation. Why should not a committee of the Royal Academy
+gather together in order to find some chaste and interesting national
+costume, in which the distinguished men of the nineteenth century might
+descend to posterity without the drawbacks which I have pointed out?
+Robespierre had such a costume designed, and other great sumptuary
+legislators have had the same idea in their minds; and I would not push
+the suggestion so far as to imply that we should be compelled to wear
+this costume in ordinary life. It might be one kept to gratify the
+artistic instincts of those to whom we sit. [Laughter.] And I will make
+a practical suggestion by which this costume--when you, sir, have
+selected it--might be associated with the ordinary run of life. It might
+be made an official costume of a justice of the peace, and in that way
+the great mass of our fellow-countrymen, with only a few and
+insignificant exceptions, of whom I am one, might descend to remotest
+posterity in a graceful, becoming, and official costume. [Laughter.]
+
+I pass on from that, because I should not limit myself to portraiture in
+a great survey of this kind; and I may say that I am seriously concerned
+for the prospects of landscape painting in this country. I have of late
+been doing a great deal of light travelling in behalf of the respectable
+firm which I represent [laughter], and I beg at once to give notice, in
+the hearing of the noble marquis who is more to your left [Lord
+Salisbury], that I now nail to the counter any proposal to call me a
+political bagman as wanting in originality and wit. [Laughter.]
+
+But I have been doing a certain amount of light travelling in behalf of
+our excellent and creditable firm. The other day, on returning from
+Manchester, I was deeply and hideously impressed with the fact that all
+along that line of railway which we traversed, the whole of a pleasing
+landscape was entirely ruined by appeals to the public to save their
+constitutions but ruin their aesthetic senses by a constant application
+of a particular form of pill. [Laughter and cheers.]
+
+Now, Sir Frederic, I view that prospect with the gravest misgiving. What
+is to become of our English landscape if it is to be simply a sanitary
+or advertising appliance? [Laughter.] I appeal to my right honorable
+friend the Chancellor of the Duchy [James Bryce], who sits opposite to
+me. His whole heart is bound up in a proposition for obtaining free
+access to the mountains of the Highlands. But what advantage will it be
+to him, or to those whose case he so justly and eloquently espouses, if
+at the top of Schiehallion, or any other mountain which you may have in
+your mind's eye, the bewildered climber can only find an advertisement
+of some remedy of the description of which I have mentioned [cheers], an
+advertisement of a kind common, I am sorry to say, in the United
+States--and I speak with reverence in the presence of the ambassador of
+that great community--but it would be in the Highlands distressing to
+the deer and infinitely perplexing even to the British tourist.
+[Laughter and cheers.]
+
+But I turned my eyes mentally from the land, and I said that, after all,
+the great painter of the present may turn to the sea, and there at least
+he is safe. There are effects on the ocean which no one can ruin, which
+not even a pill can impair. [Laughter.] But I was informed in
+confidence--it caused me some distress--that the same enterprising firm
+which has placarded our rural recesses, has offered a mainsail free of
+expense to every ship that will accept it, on condition that it bears
+the same hideous legend upon it to which I have referred. [Laughter.]
+Think, Mr. President, of the feelings of the illustrious Turner if he
+returned to life to see the luggers and the coasting ships which he has
+made so glorious in his paintings, converted into a simple vehicle for
+the advertisement of a quack medicine--although I will not say "quack,"
+because that is actionable [laughter]--I will say of a medicine of which
+I do not know the properties. [Laughter.]
+
+But I turned my eyes beyond the land and ocean, and I turned them to the
+heavens, and I said, "There, at any rate, we are safe." The painter of
+the present may turn his eye from the land and ocean, but in the skies
+he can always find some great effect which cannot be polluted. At this
+moment I looked from the railway-carriage window, and I saw the skeleton
+of a gigantic tower arising. It had apparently been abandoned at a lofty
+stage, possibly in consequence of the workmen having found that they
+spoke different languages at the height at which they had arrived.
+[Laughter.] I made inquiries, and I found that it was the enterprise of
+a great speculator, who resides himself on a mountain, and who is
+equally prepared to bore under the ocean or ascend into the heavens. I
+was given to understand that this admirable erection comprised all the
+delights of a celestial occupation without any detachment from
+terrestrial pursuits. [Laughter.] But I am bound to say that if
+buildings of that kind are to cover this country, and if they are to be
+joined to the advertising efforts to which I have alluded, neither
+earth, nor sea, nor sky in Great Britain will be fit subject for any
+painter. [Cheers.]
+
+What, then, is the part of Her Majesty's Government in this critical and
+difficult circumstance? We have--no, I will not say we have, because
+there would be a protest on the left--but different governments have
+added allotments to the attractions of rural neighborhoods. I venture to
+think that an allotment is not an unpicturesque thing. Certainly, small
+holdings are more picturesque than large holdings, but I do not say that
+from the point of view in which Sydney Smith said that the difference
+between the picturesque and the beautiful was that the rector's horse
+was beautiful, and that the curate's horse was picturesque. [Laughter.]
+I simply mean that a small holding is more picturesque than a large
+holding, and I think we may hope that the parish councils, if they meet,
+as they did in primeval times, under the shade of some large spreading
+oak, and not in the public house which we so much fear, as their
+headquarters, may yet add a picturesque feature to the rural landscape
+of Great Britain.
+
+But there is one feature at which a government can always aim as adding
+to the landscape of Great Britain. In a very famous but too little read
+novel, "Pelham," by the late Lord Lytton, there is a passage which
+always struck me greatly. It is where Pelham goes to see an uncle from
+whom he is to inherit a great estate, and he asks what the uncle has
+done to beautify that exquisite spot. The uncle says that he has done
+nothing but added the most beautiful feature of landscape, which is
+happy faces. Well, the Government in its immediate neighborhood has
+little to do with making happy faces. [Laughter.] It certainly does not
+make its opponents happy, except on rare occasions when it leaves
+office, and it is not always so fortunate as to make its supporters
+happy. [Laughter.] But I believe that in this country all governments do
+aim in their various ways and methods at making a happy population
+around them; and in that respect, in adding happy faces to the
+landscape, whether we fail or whether we succeed, we have a good-will in
+the work, and I am quite sure we have the hearty encouragement of the
+great and brilliant assembly which I address. [Loud cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE AUGUSTUS SALA
+
+
+FRIEND AND FOE
+
+ [Speech of George Augustus Sala at a banquet given in his honor by
+ the Lotos Club, January 10, 1885. The President, Whitelaw Reid, sat
+ at the centre table, having on his right hand the guest of the
+ evening. He said, in welcoming Mr. Sala: "The last time we met here
+ it was my pleasant duty to give your welcome to an old friend. Now
+ you make it my duty--still a pleasant one--to give your welcome to
+ an old enemy. ["Hear! Hear!"] Yes; an old enemy! We shall get on
+ better with the facts by admitting them at the outset. Our guest
+ was more or less against us in the great struggle twenty years ago
+ in which everybody now wishes to be thought to have been with us.
+ He did not believe this nation would down the slaveholders'
+ rebellion and he did not want it to; and he wrote frankly as he
+ believed and wished. [Laughter.] He never made any disguise about
+ it then or since; and for that, at least, we think the better of
+ him! [Applause.] He came of a slaveholding family; many personal
+ and social influences drew him toward those of our countrymen who
+ were on the wrong side; and now that it is all over, we bear no
+ malice! [Applause.] More than that; we are heartily glad to see
+ him. The statute of limitations runs in his favor; and his old
+ opinions are outlawed. He revisited the country long after the
+ war--and he changed his mind about it. He thought a great deal
+ better of us; and we in turn found his letters a great deal
+ pleasanter reading. We like a man who can change his mind
+ [applause]; and if a bit of international frankness may be
+ permitted in the good-fellowship of this board, perhaps I may
+ venture to add that we particularly like to discover that trait in
+ an Englishman! [Applause and laughter.] We've changed our minds--at
+ least about some things. We've not only forgiven our countrymen;
+ whom our guest used to sympathize with; but we have put--and are
+ getting ready to put--the most of them into office! What we are
+ most anxious about just now is, whether they are going to forgive
+ us! Seriously, gentlemen, we are very glad to see Mr. Sala here
+ again. He was a veteran in the profession in which so many of you
+ are interested, worthily wearing the laurels won in many fields,
+ and enjoying the association, esteem, and trust of a great master
+ whose fame the world holds precious, when the most of us were
+ fledglings. We all know him as a wit, a man of letters, and a man
+ of the world. Some of us have known him also in that pleasanter
+ character of all clubmen described in the old phrase, 'a jolly
+ good fellow.' On the other side of the Atlantic the grasp he gives
+ an American hand is a warm one; and we do not mean that in New York
+ he shall feel away from home. I give you, gentlemen, 'The health
+ and prosperity of George Augustus Sala.'"]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE LOTOS CLUB: I am under the
+deepest feeling of gratitude to Mr. Whitelaw Reid for having torn the
+mask from the face of the stealthy conspirator, for having exposed the
+wily plotter and insidious libeller, and defied the malignant
+Copperhead. [Applause.] I thought that I had long ago been choked with
+that venom; but no, it rises still and poisons all that belongs to his
+otherwise happy condition. Gentlemen, I am indeed an enemy of the United
+States. I am he who has come here to requite your hospitalities with
+unfounded calumny and to bite the hand that has fed me. Unfortunately
+there are so many hands that have fed me that it will take me from this
+time until to-morrow morning to bite all the friendly hands.
+
+With regard to events that took place twenty years ago and of which I
+was an interested spectator, I may say that albeit I was mistaken; but
+the mistake was partaken of by many hundred thousands of my
+fellow-countrymen, who had not the courage subsequently to avow that
+they had been mistaken, but yet set to curry favor with the North by
+saying that they had always been their friends. The only apology--if
+apology I should choose to make--would be this: that that which I had to
+say against you I said while I was in your midst, when I was living at
+the Brevoort House; and when my letters came weekly back from England;
+and when it was quite in your power to have ridden me out on a rail or
+to have inflicted on me any of the ordinary visitations which a
+malignant Copperhead was supposed to deserve. But you did not do so, and
+I remember that when I left New York, I had quite as many good, kind,
+cordial friends on the Union League side as I had on the Democratic
+side. I would say further that when I came to publish my letters I found
+that there were many statements which I had made, which seemed to me to
+have been hasty and inconsiderate, and I did my best to modify them; and
+I did not wait until I got home to malign the people from whom I had
+received hospitality.
+
+But I have been indeed an enemy to the United States; so much so that
+when I came here again in 1879-80 with my wife, the enemy was received
+on all sides with the greatest kindness and cordiality. So much am I an
+enemy to the United States, that for years while I was connected with
+the weekly paper called "The Echo" there was hardly a week when I did
+not receive scores of letters from Americans from every part of the
+Union--from down South, from the West, the North, and the East--full of
+kindly matter and expressions bearing out the idea that I am a friend
+rather than an enemy to the United States. And I know perfectly well
+that there is no American who comes to London, be he lawyer,
+diplomatist, actor, artist, or man of letters, but I am always glad to
+see him, and always glad to show him, that, although an enemy, I still
+retain some feelings of gratitude toward my friends in the United
+States.
+
+I have seen it stated in one of your remarkably versatile and "Graphic"
+journals that I have boasted of having come here with the idea of making
+some money in the United States. But bless your hearts and souls,
+gentlemen of the Lotos Club, I assure you that I have no such idea!
+[Laughter.] I am really speaking to you seriously when I say that it was
+by merest accident that upon taking my ticket for Australia, I was told
+by my energetic manager that I might see a most interesting and
+picturesque country by crossing the Rocky Mountains and embarking at San
+Francisco, instead of going by way of the Suez Canal and the Red Sea. I
+had seen your Rocky Mountains, it is true, but I had seen them in March;
+and now I shall see them at the end of January, and that is really one
+of the main purposes of my journey. If from time to time in my passage I
+do deliver a few incoherent utterances, these utterances will not be
+prompted by any desire for pelf. That is far from my thoughts, but still
+if anyone wants to pay two dollars, or seventy-five cents, to hear those
+incoherent utterances you may be assured that my managers and myself
+will do our utmost to devote the funds accruing therefrom to purposes of
+mercy and of charity. [Applause.] I am sure you believe every word that
+I say; and that Australia is my objective. [Laughter.]
+
+But, seriously, I only conclude by saying that I do not believe a word
+of what your President has said. He does not believe now that for the
+past twenty years I have been and am an enemy of the United States. We
+were blinded, many of us, for the time being; we took a wrong lane for
+the time, just as many of your tourists and many of your Radicals have
+taken the wrong lane in England; but I think that differences of opinion
+should never alter friendships. And when we consider the number of years
+that have elapsed; when we consider that the wounds which I saw red and
+gaping and bleeding are now healed, scarcely leaving a scar, I think
+that the enemy might now be regarded as a friend; and that whatever
+unkind feelings were begotten in that terrible time should be now buried
+in the Red Sea of oblivion. [Applause.] There never before was a time
+when it was so expedient for England to say to America: "Don't quarrel!"
+
+England is surrounded by enemies--by real enemies who hate her. Why?
+Because she tries to be honest; and she tries to be free. She is hated
+by Germans; and Germany equally hates the institutions of this country,
+because she sees the blood and the bone of intelligent Germany coming to
+the United States and becoming capable citizens, instead of carrying the
+needle-musket at home. She is hated by France, because France has got a
+Republic which she calls democratic and social, but which is still a
+tyranny--and the worst of all tyrannies, because the tyrant is a mob. I
+do not disguise the fact that we are surrounded by foes of every
+description; and for that reason and because blood is thicker than
+water, I say to Americans that, inasmuch as we have atoned for past
+offences (the Alabama and all other difficulties having been settled),
+no other difficulty should be permitted to rise; and if there be a place
+in all the world where real peace may be secured and perfect freedom
+reign, England and America should there join hands as against all the
+world in arms. [Applause.]
+
+I have nothing more to say, except to entreat you to pardon my somewhat
+serious utterances because of the many painful reminiscences which your
+good-natured sarcasm has brought to my lips, although softened by the
+kindly and genial terms in which you have received me, and I beg you to
+accept the grateful expression of my heartfelt gratitude for this
+glorious reception. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+LORD SALISBURY
+
+(ROBERT ARTHUR TALBOT GASCOYNE-CECIL)
+
+
+KITCHENER IN AFRICA
+
+ [Speech of Robert Cecil, Marquis of Salisbury, at a banquet given
+ in honor of Lord Horatio Herbert Kitchener, by the Lord Mayor of
+ London, Right Hon. Horatio David Davies, at the Mansion House,
+ London, November 4, 1898.]
+
+
+MY LORD MAYOR, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MY LORDS, AND
+GENTLEMEN:--The task has been placed in my hands of proposing the
+toast of the evening: "The Health of the Sirdar." [Loud cheers.] It is
+the proud prerogative of this city that, without any mandate from the
+Constitution, without any legal sanction it yet has the privilege of
+sealing by its approval the reputation and renown of the great men whom
+this country produces; and the honors which it confers are as much
+valued and as much desired as any which are given in this country.
+[Cheers.] It has won that position not because it has been given to it,
+but because it has shown discrimination and earnestness and because it
+has united the suffrage of the people in the approval of the course that
+it has taken and of the honors it has bestowed. [Cheers.] My Lord Mayor,
+it is in reference to that function which you have performed to-day and
+the most brilliant reception which has been accorded to the Sirdar that
+I now do your bidding and propose his health. [Cheers.] But if the task
+would be in any circumstances arduous and alarming, it is much more so
+because all that can be said in his behalf has already been said by more
+eloquent tongues than mine. I have little hope that I can add anything
+to the picture that has been already drawn [allusion to previous
+speeches made by the Earl of Cambridge, Lord Lansdowne, and Lord
+Rosebery], but no one can wonder at the vast enthusiasm by which the
+career of this great soldier has been received in this city. It is not
+merely his own personal qualities that have achieved it. It is also the
+strange dramatic interest of the circumstances, and the conditions under
+which his laurels have been won. [Cheers.]
+
+It has been a long campaign, the first part of which we do not look back
+to with so much pleasure because we had undertaken a fearful task
+without a full knowledge of the conditions we had to satisfy or the real
+character of the foes to whom we were opposed. ["Hear! Hear!"] The
+remembrance of that heroic figure whose virtues and whose death are
+impressed so deeply upon the memory of the whole of the present
+generation of Englishmen, the vicissitudes of those anxious campaigns in
+which the most splendid deeds of gallantry were achieved are yet fresh
+in the minds of the English people and Lord Rosebery has not exaggerated
+when he has said that the debt was felt deeply in the mind of every
+Englishman, however little they might talk of it at the time and when
+the opportunity arrived with what eagerness, in spite of any possible
+discouragement--with what eagerness the opportunity was seized.
+[Cheers.] It was a campaign--the campaign which your gallant guest has
+won--it was a campaign marked by circumstances which have seldom marked
+a campaign in the history of the world. [Cheers.] I suppose that
+wonderful combination of all achievements and discoveries of modern
+science, in support of the gallantry and well-tried strategy of a
+British leader--I suppose these things have not been seen in our history
+before. [Cheers.] But the note of this campaign was that the Sirdar not
+only won the battles which he was set to fight, but he furnished himself
+the instruments by which they were won, or rather, I should say, he was
+the last and perhaps by the nature of the circumstances the most
+efficient of a list of distinguished men whose task it has been to
+rescue the Egyptian army from inefficiency and contempt in order to put
+it on the pinnacle of glory it occupies now. [Cheers.]
+
+I remember in our debates during that terrible campaign of 1884-85 a
+distinguished member of the Government of that day observing with
+respect to Egyptian troops that they were splendid soldiers if only
+they would not run away. [Laughter.]
+
+It was a quaint way of putting it, but it was very accurate. They had
+splendid physique; they had great fidelity and loyalty to their chiefs;
+they had many of the qualities of the soldier, but like men who had been
+recruited under the slave whip, and who had been accustomed to the
+methods of despotism, they had not that courage which can only be
+obtained by freedom and by united military training. [Cheers.] What they
+lacked has been supplied to them, and the Egyptian army, as it has
+issued from the hands of Sir Evelyn Wood, Sir Francis Grenfell, and the
+Sirdar, is a magnificent specimen of the motive power of the English
+leader. [Cheers.] We do not reflect on it, yet if we have any interest
+in the administrative processes that go on in various parts of the
+Empire we cannot help being impressed by the fact that numbers on
+numbers of educated young men, who at home, in this country, would show
+no very conspicuous qualities except those we are accustomed to look for
+in an English gentleman, yet, if thrown on their own resources, and
+bidden to govern and control and guide large bodies of men of another
+race, they never or hardly ever fall short of the task which has been
+given to them; but they will make of that body of promising material
+splendid regiments by which the Empire of England is extended and
+sustained. [Cheers.]
+
+It is one of the great qualities of the Sirdar that he has been able to
+direct the races that are under him, to make them effective and loyal
+soldiers, to attach them to himself, and insure their good conduct in
+the field of battle. [Cheers.] He has many other qualities upon which I
+might dilate if time permitted. Lord Cromer, who I am glad to see Lord
+Rosebery noted as one who ought to have his full share in any honors you
+confer on those who have built up Egyptian prosperity, who is one of the
+finest administrators the British race has ever produced--Lord Cromer is
+in the habit of saying that the Sirdar has almost missed his vocation,
+and that if he was not one of the first generals in the world, he would
+be one of the first Chancellors of the Exchequer. [Laughter and cheers.]
+I daresay many people think it a small thing that a soldier should be
+able to save money [laughter], but it is not so if you will only
+conceive for yourselves the agony of mind with which in former times the
+Chancellors of the Exchequer or financial members of the Council have
+received from time to time accounts of brilliant victories, knowing all
+the time what a terrible effect upon the ultimate balance of the budget
+those victories will entail. [Laughter.] It is a hazardous thing to say,
+but I am almost inclined to believe that the Sirdar is the only general
+that has fought a campaign for L300,000 less than he originally promised
+to do it. [Laughter.] It is a very great quality, and if it existed more
+generally, I think that terror which financiers entertain of soldiers,
+and that contempt which soldiers entertain for financiers would not be
+so frequently felt. ["Hear! Hear!" and laughter.]
+
+Well, then, the Sirdar has another great quality: he is a splendid
+diplomatist. It would require talents of no small acuteness and
+development to enable him to carry to so successful a result as he did
+that exceedingly delicate mission up the Nile which conducted him into
+the presence of Major Marchand. The intercourse of that time has ended
+apparently in the deepest affection on both sides [laughter]--certainly
+in the most unrestricted and unstinted compliments and expressions of
+admiration and approval. I think these things show very much for the
+diplomatic talents of the Sirdar. He recently expressed his hope that
+the differences which might have arisen from the presence of Major
+Marchand would not transcend the powers of diplomacy to adjust. I am
+glad to say that up to a certain point he has proved a true prophet.
+[Cheers.] I received from the French Ambassador this afternoon the
+information that the French Government had come to the conclusion that
+the occupation of Fashoda was of no sort of value to the French
+Republic. [Loud cheers and some laughter.] And they thought that in the
+circumstances to persist in an occupation which only cost them money and
+did them harm merely because some bad advisers thought it might be
+disagreeable to an unwelcome neighbor, would not show the wisdom by
+which I think the French Republic has been uniformly guided, and they
+have done what I believe the government of any other country would have
+done, in the same position--they have resolved that that occupation must
+cease. [Cheers.] A formal intimation of that fact was made to me this
+afternoon and it has been conveyed to the French authorities at Cairo. I
+believe that the fact of that extremely difficult juxtaposition between
+the Sirdar and Major Marchand has led to a result which is certainly
+gratifying and, to some extent, unexpected; and that it is largely due
+to the chivalrous character and diplomatic talents which the Sirdar
+displayed on that occasion. [Cheers.] I do not wish to be understood as
+saying that all causes of controversy are removed by this between the
+French Government and ourselves. It is probably not so, and I daresay we
+shall have many discussions in the future; but a cause of controversy of
+a somewhat acute and dangerous character has been removed and we cannot
+but congratulate ourselves upon that. [Cheers.]
+
+I will only say that alike in his patient and quiet forethought, lasting
+over three years, in his brilliant strategy on the field of battle, in
+his fearless undertaking of responsibility and his contempt of danger,
+and last but not least in the kindness and consideration which he
+displayed for men who were for a moment in a position of antagonism to
+himself--in these things he has shown a combination of the noblest
+qualities which distinguish the race to which he belongs and by the
+exercise of which the high position of England in this generation in the
+world and in her great Empire has been won. [Loud cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM THOMAS SAMPSON
+
+
+VICTORY IN SUPERIOR NUMBERS
+
+ [Speech of Rear-Admiral William T. Sampson at a banquet given in
+ his honor by citizens of Boston, Mass., February 6, 1899. Hon.
+ Richard Olney presided on the occasion.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--I rise to thank you for your most
+generous greeting for myself, for my friends, and for all of the Navy
+that you have included in the various remarks which have been made. I
+want you to understand that I do not take it all to myself, but that
+this is divided with all the men; and while with great hesitation I
+attempt to make a speech at all, I feel that this is an opportunity
+which should not be thrown away. I do not propose to say anything, as
+you might expect, about the battle of Santiago, but I would like to say
+a few words about the lessons which we have learned, or should learn,
+from that battle.
+
+First, I would say that neither that battle nor any other that I know
+of, was won by chance. It requires an adequate means to accomplish such
+a result. That battles are not won by chance, you have only to consider
+for a moment a few--one or two--of the principal battles of the world.
+Not that I mean to class the battle of Santiago as one of the great
+battles of the world--but just as an illustration. You will see the
+result of adequate means in the case of the battle of Waterloo, for
+instance. When we remember that Wellington fought that battle with
+130,000 men opposed to Napoleon's 80,000, we are not surprised that it
+was Wellington's battle. Take another decisive battle--Sedan. When the
+Germans had 125,000 men opposed to 84,000, it does not seem possible
+that the result could have been anything else.
+
+So we might go over a long list. The sea fights furnish many instances
+where it was found that the most powerful fleet was the one that was
+successful. Nelson was always in favor of overwhelming fleets, though he
+did not have them always at his command. Our own war of 1812 furnishes
+numerous instances where our victories depended upon the superior force.
+It seems unnecessary that such self-evident truths should be stated
+before this assemblage of intelligent gentlemen, but we are apt to
+forget that a superior force is necessary to win a victory. As I said
+before, victory is not due to chance. Had superior force not been our
+own case at the battle of Santiago, had it been the reverse, or had it
+been materially modified, what turned out to be a victory might have
+been a disaster; and that we must not forget.
+
+The second lesson, if we may call it so, is closely allied, perhaps, to
+the first. Shall we learn the lesson which is taught us in this recent
+war? Shall we rest on the laurels which we may have won, or shall we
+prepare for the future? Shall we not imagine our foe in the future, as
+might well be the case, to be superior to the one over which we have
+been victorious? It is a question that comes home to us directly. On
+July 3d, when Cervera was returned, on board the "Iowa," to the mouth of
+the harbor at Santiago, he requested permission to send a telegram
+reporting the state of the case to Captain-General Blanco. Of course, no
+objection was raised to this, and Cervera wrote out a telegram and sent
+it on board the flagship to be scrutinized and forwarded to Blanco. He
+stated in this telegram that he obeyed his (General Blanco's) orders and
+left the harbor of Santiago at 9.30 Sunday morning, and "now," he said,
+"it is with the most profound regret that I have to report that my fleet
+has been completely destroyed. We went out to meet the forces of the
+enemy, which outnumbered us three to one."
+
+I had so much sympathy with old Admiral Cervera that I did not have it
+in my heart to modify or change in any respect the report which he
+proposed to make to Captain-General Blanco. I felt that the truth would
+be understood in the course of time, and that while I would not now, or
+then, under any circumstances, admit that he was outnumbered in the
+proportion of three to one, I still felt that he should be at liberty to
+defend himself in that manner.
+
+The fleets that were opposed to each other on that Sunday morning were,
+as regards the number of the ships, about six to seven. Leaving out the
+torpedo-destroyers and the "Gloucester," which may be said not to have
+been fighting ships, the proportion was six to four. The fleet of the
+Spaniards consisted of four beautiful ships. I think I am stating the
+case within bounds when I say that they were--barring their condition at
+that time, which, of course, we did not all know, in many respects--that
+they were all our imaginations had led us to suppose. We outnumbered
+them, but this is only another illustration of the fact which I wish to
+bring before you, that it is necessary to have a superior force to make
+sure of victory in any case.
+
+It seems to me that you, gentlemen, who are so influential in
+determining and deciding what the Navy of the United States should be,
+should bear this emphatically in mind--that we must have more ships,
+more guns, and all that goes to constitute an efficient navy. I am not
+advocating a large navy. I do not believe that we should support a large
+navy, but that it should be much larger than it is at present I think
+you will all concede. The increased territory which we have added to our
+country will probably produce an increase in our chances for war by at
+least one hundred per cent.--not that we need increase the Navy to that
+extent--but probably will.
+
+
+
+
+NOAH HUNT SCHENCK
+
+
+TRUTH AND TRADE
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Noah Hunt Schenck at the 110th annual banquet
+ of the Chamber of Commerce of the State of New York, New York City,
+ May 14, 1878. In introducing Dr. Schenck, the President, Samuel D.
+ Babcock, said: "The loose manner in which the Dinner Committee have
+ conducted their business is now becoming evident. The chairman has
+ got considerably mixed on the toasts. You may recollect that the
+ toast to which Dr. Chapin responded referred to twins [Rev. Dr.
+ Edwin H. Chapin had spoken to the toast 'Commerce and Capital, twin
+ forerunners of civilization and philanthropy'], and here is one
+ that refers to matrimony, and it is very evident that this one
+ ought to have preceded the other. [Laughter and applause.] Eighth
+ regular toast, 'Truth and Trade: those whom God hath joined
+ together, let no man put asunder.'"]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--It were an ambitious effort to
+hold the attention of this distinguished body directly after its ears
+had been ravished by the eloquent deliverances of the finished orators
+who have just preceded me. In fact, I can scarcely imagine why you
+enlist another voice from Brooklyn, unless it be to show that there is a
+possibility of exhausting Brooklyn, and you would make it my sad office
+to afford you the illustration. [Applause.]
+
+The Chairman said at the beginning that the best speeches were to be at
+the last. You have already discovered that this was designed for irony,
+for thus far the speeches have been incomparable, but mine is to be the
+beginning of the end. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+I know that what I say is true when I charge the Chairman with irony,
+for do not I feel his iron entering my soul? [Laughter and applause.] It
+is an act of considerable temerity, even though the ground has been so
+gracefully broken by the Rev. Dr. Chapin, for a clergyman to rise
+before this common-sense body of three hundred business men (unless we
+had you in our churches), for you well know that this precious quality
+of common sense is supposed to have its habitat almost entirely with
+business men, and rarely with the clergy.
+
+I know full well that the men of the pulpit are held to be wanting in
+practical knowledge, and that we know but little of the dark and devious
+ways of this naughty world. So that, rising here, I feel as if I were
+but a little one among a thousand, and yet I would venture to submit
+that the clergy are not wholly unpractical. Nay, I sometimes am led to
+think that the men of my cloth are the most practical, common-sense
+business men in the world. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+There is certainly no class of men who can make so little go so far, who
+can live so comfortably on such small incomes, who can fatten on
+pastures where the members of this Chamber of Commerce would starve.
+[Applause and laughter.] There is no class of men that go through life
+in such large proportion without bankruptcy. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+While 25,000 merchants in the United States during the four years from
+1871 to 1875 failed in business, with liabilities amounting to
+$800,000,000 (I quote statistics from accepted authority), I do not
+believe that one-quarter of that number of clergymen failed [laughter
+and applause], or that their liabilities amounted to anything like that
+sum. [Laughter and applause.] I have seen the estimate that eighty-five
+per cent. of merchants fail within two years after they embark in
+business, notwithstanding their common sense, and that only three per
+cent, make more money in the long run than is enough for a comfortable
+livelihood.
+
+Having thus attempted to fortify my waning "Dutch courage" by an
+off-hand attack upon my hospitable entertainers, and having in some
+sense, even though it be Pickwickian, vindicated my cloth, let me go on
+for a moment and cut my garment according to it. [Laughter and
+applause.]
+
+I have been asked to say a word upon the wedlock of Truth and Trade, and
+advocate the idea that what in the nature of things has been joined
+together of God, should not, should never be sundered by man. We know
+that Truth is eternal. Trade, thank God, is not. [Laughter and
+applause.] Still, so far as time and earth are concerned, trade endures
+from first to last and everywhere. God married it to truth with the fiat
+that men should eat bread in the sweat of their faces. From that moment
+men have been wrangling in every court of conscience and society to
+secure decrees of divorce. How manifold and multitudinous the tricks,
+dodges, and evasions to which men have resorted to be rid of the work
+which conditions bread. [Laughter and applause.] The great art of life
+in the estimate of the general, said a great economist, is to have
+others do the face-sweating and themselves the bread-eating. [Laughter
+and applause.]
+
+But all along the line of the centuries the divine utterances have given
+forth with clarion clearness that God would have men illustrate morals
+and religion in the routine of business life. And so in all the upper
+levels of civilization we observe that society points with pride to the
+integrity that is proof against the temptations of trade. The men who
+have honored sublime relations of business and religion are they whom
+the world has delighted to honor. With but rare exceptions trade,
+wherever it has been prosperous, has had truth for its wedded partner.
+For the most part, wherever men have achieved high success in traffic,
+it has been not upon the principle that "Honesty is the best policy,"
+for honesty is never policy, but upon the basis of fidelity to truth and
+right under every possible condition of things. The man who is honest
+from motives of policy will be dishonest when policy beckons in that
+direction. The men who have illumined the annals of trade are those who
+have bought the truth and sold it not, who held it only to dispense it
+for the welfare of others.
+
+We cannot too highly honor the temper of that generation of business men
+who half a century ago sternly refused to compromise with any form of
+deceit in the details of traffic, visiting with the severest penalties
+those who at all impinged upon the well-accepted morals of trade. The
+story is told of a young merchant who, beginning business some fifty
+years ago, overheard one day a clerk misrepresenting the quality of some
+merchandise. He was instantly reprimanded and the article was unsold.
+The clerk resigned his position at once, and told his employer that the
+man who did business that way could not last long. But the merchant did
+last, and but lately died the possessor of the largest wealth ever
+gathered in a single lifetime.
+
+Permit me another incident and this not from New York, but Philadelphia.
+One of the Copes had but just written his check for $50 for some local
+charity, when a messenger announced the wreck of an East Indiaman
+belonging to the firm, and that the ship and cargo were a total loss.
+Another check for $500 was substituted at once, and given to the agent
+of the hospital with the remark: "What I have God gave me, and before it
+all goes, I had better put some of it where it can never be lost."
+[Applause.]
+
+Such illustrations as these are not infrequent in the biographies of
+those noble men who in days gone by as well as in our own times, have
+never divorced truth from trade, but have always reverenced the sacred
+relations. I dare venture the remark that the prosperity of a nation is
+more largely dependent upon the probity of its merchants than upon any
+other one class of men. [Applause.] This because of their numbers, their
+influence over so many who are subject to them in business, and their
+close relation to, and important control over, the financial interests
+of the country.
+
+What a wide area of opportunity is afforded in the counting-room, where
+so many students of trade are preparing for the uncertain future!
+Accept, I beseech you, the responsibility of moulding the characters of
+your young men and so prepare a generation of merchants who shall know
+of nothing but honesty and honor, and who will cherish nobility of
+sentiment in all their business transactions. [Applause.]
+
+And can you not help the world abroad as well as at home? I believe that
+merchants engaged in commerce with foreign nations, have it within the
+scope and purview of their business relations to do as much for the
+propagation of Christian truth as the Church itself. If your ventures
+are intrusted to the direction of men of character; if your agents are
+men who recognize in practice the morals of the religion they profess,
+you will not only not negative as now, alas! but too often the efforts
+of the Church's envoys, by the frequent violations of Christian law, on
+the part of those who propose to be governed by it; but through the
+illustrations you can send out of Christian consistency--by the living
+representatives of our higher civilization, which you can furnish to
+remote nations, to say nothing of the voluntary agency in scattering the
+printed powers of our faith in all quarters of the globe, how much may
+not be accomplished in this and in other ways by your men and your
+ships--Trade thus travelling round the world with Truth by her side,
+helping each other and healing the nations. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+WINFIELD SCOTT SCHLEY
+
+
+THE NAVY IN PEACE AND IN WAR
+
+ [Speech of Winfield S. Schley at the eighteenth annual dinner of
+ the New England Society of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, December 22,
+ 1898. The President, Stephen W. Dana, presented Admiral Schley in
+ these words: "Admiral Schley needs no introduction from me--he
+ speaks for himself."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY:--I am very
+much in the condition of the gentleman who, being about to be married
+and having had his wedding suit brought home a day before the event,
+returned it to the tailor with instructions to increase the girth just
+two inches. His explanation was that not enough room had been left to
+accommodate the wedding breakfast he had to eat or for the emotion that
+was to follow the event.
+
+I am always glad to meet my countrymen anywhere and everywhere. They
+stand for all that is representative; they stand for all that is
+progressive; they stand for all that represents humanity, and they stand
+for all that is fair-minded, high-minded, and honorable. As to those of
+us who by the circumstances of our service are obliged to pass the
+greater part of our lives away from home, away from kindred, and away
+from the flag, it may be difficult to understand how to keep the altar
+of one's patriotism burning when we are separated from the sweetest and
+kindest influences of life and performing a service and a duty that are
+outside of the public observation. But there is a large-heartedness at
+home that never forgets us. We are bound to our country by ties that are
+not only sweet in their nature, but the circumstances of service
+generate a love of home and a patriotism that are the surest guarantees
+of the welfare and the safety of our people.
+
+The Navy is that arm of the public defence the nature of whose duties is
+dual in that they relate to both peace and war. In times of peace the
+Navy blazes the way across the trackless deep, maps out and marks the
+dangers which lie in the routes of commerce, in order that the peaceful
+argosies of trade may pursue safe routes to the distant markets of the
+world, there to exchange the varied commodities of commerce. It
+penetrates the jungle and the tangle of the inter-tropical regions. It
+stands ready to starve to death or to die from exposure. It pushes its
+way into the icy fastnesses of the North or of the South, in order that
+it may discover new channels of trade. It carries the influence of your
+power and the beneficent advantages of your civilization to the secluded
+and hermit empires of the Eastern world, and brings them into touch with
+our Western civilization and its love of law for the sake of the law
+rather than for fear of the law's punishments. It stands guard upon the
+outer frontiers of civilization, in pestilential climates, often exposed
+to noisome disease, performing duties that are beyond the public
+observation but yet which have their happy influence in maintaining the
+reputation and character of our country and extending the civilizing
+agency of its commerce.
+
+The bones of the officers and men of the Navy lie in every country in
+the world, or along the highways of commerce; they mark the
+resting-places of martyrs to a sense of duty that is stronger than any
+fear of death. The Navy works and strives and serves, without any
+misgivings and without any complaints, only that it may be considered
+the chief and best guardian of the interests of this people, of the
+prestige of this nation, and of the glory and renown of its flag.
+
+These are some of the duties of peace, which has its triumphs "no less
+renowned than war." But it is the martial side of the Navy that is the
+more attractive one to us. It is that side of its duty which presents to
+us its characters who have written their names and their fames in fire.
+No matter what may be our ideas of civilization or how high our notions
+of peace, there is no one of us who has not felt his heart beat a little
+bit faster and his blood course a little bit more rapidly when reading
+of the daring and thrilling deeds of such men as John Paul Jones or of
+Decatur or of Stewart or of Hull or of Perry or of MacDonald or of
+Tatnall or of Ingram or of Cushing or of Porter or of Farragut.
+
+The war so happily ended has added new names to the galaxy of naval
+worthies. New stars are in the firmament. The records indicate that your
+naval representatives have been faithful to the lesson of their
+traditions, that they have been true to their history, whilst the men of
+our Navy have shown that they have lost none of the skill and none of
+the tact that they have inherited. But they have proven again that a
+generation of men who are able to defend their title to the spurs they
+inherited are proper successors to their progenitors. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+HEINRICH SCHLIEMANN
+
+
+THE BEGINNINGS OF ART
+
+ [Speech of Heinrich Schliemann at the annual banquet of the Royal
+ Academy, London, May 5, 1877. Sir Gilbert Scott, the eminent
+ architect, took the chair in the absence of Sir Frederick Grant,
+ the President of the Academy. In introducing Dr. Schliemann, Sir
+ Gilbert Scott spoke as follows: "There is one gentleman present
+ among us this evening who has special claims upon an expression of
+ our thanks. Antiquarian investigation is emphatically a subject of
+ our own day. More has been discovered of the substantial vestiges
+ of history in our own than probably in any previous age; and it
+ only needs the mention of the names of Champollion, Layard,
+ Rawlinson, and Lipsius to prove that we have in this age obtained a
+ genuine knowledge of the history of art as practised in all
+ previous ages. Not only have we obtained a correct understanding of
+ the arts of our own race as exemplified in our own mediaeval
+ antiquities, but lost buildings of antiquity such as the Egyptian
+ labyrinth, the palace of Nineveh, the mausoleum of Halicarnassus,
+ the temple and statues of Olympia, and the temple of Diana at
+ Ephesus have been re-discovered and disinterred. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+ There remained, however, one great hiatus. We knew something of the
+ more archaic periods of Greek art, and we knew that on the gate of
+ Mycenae there were evidences of an art far more archaic and
+ apparently not allied with true Hellenic art, but we knew no more
+ nor had an idea how the great gulf in art history was to be bridged
+ over. It still remains a great gulf, but Dr. Schliemann by his
+ excavations, first on the site of Troy and then of Mycenae, has
+ brought to open daylight what, without prejudging questions as yet
+ _sub judice_, seem to be the veritable works of the heroes of the
+ Iliad; and if he has not yet actually solved the mysteries which
+ shroud that age, he has brought before us a perfect wealth of fact
+ at the least calculated to sharpen our antiquarian appetite for
+ more certain knowledge. Knowing that Dr. Schliemann is like one in
+ old times, who, while longing to tell of the Atrides and of Cadmus,
+ yet allowed the chords of his heart to vibrate to softer
+ influences, I will, while proposing his health, conjoin with his
+ name that of his energetic fellow-explorer, Madame Schliemann."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, MY LORDS, AND GENTLEMEN:--You have been pleased
+to confer upon me two of the greatest honors which this country can
+possibly bestow upon a foreigner--first, by your kind invitation to this
+hospitable banquet to meet the most illustrious statesmen, the most
+eminent scholars, and the most distinguished artists; and secondly, by
+your toast to my health. In warmly thanking you, I feel the greatest
+satisfaction to think that for these signal honors, I am solely indebted
+to my labors in Troy and Mycenae. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+
+In Troy art was only in its first dawn; color was still completely
+unknown, and instead of painting, the vases were decorated with incised
+patterns filled with white clay. The productions of sculpture were
+limited to carving of small flat idols of Minerva [Greek: glaukopis][6]
+of marble, almost in the forms of two discs, which adhered to each
+other, and upon which the owl's face is rudely scratched. The Trojan
+treasure certainly shows more art, but it is characterized by an absence
+of ornamentation. In Mycenae, on the contrary, the monuments which I have
+brought to light show a high state of civilization, and the skill with
+which the gold ornaments are made leads us to pre-suppose a school of
+domestic artists which had flourished for ages before it reached such
+perfection.
+
+The very great symmetry we see also in the vase-paintings and in the
+carvings of spirals and rosettes on stone, whereas representations of
+men or animals are exceedingly rude and appear to be the primitive
+Mycenean sculptor's first essay. But rude as they are, and childish as
+they look, these primitive productions of Greek art are of paramount
+interest to science, because we see in them the great-grandfathers of
+the masterpieces of Phidias and Praxiteles; they prove to us in the most
+certain manner that the artistic genius of the epoch of Pericles did not
+come suddenly down from heaven like Minerva from the head of Jove, but
+that it was the result of a school of artists, which had gradually
+developed in the course of ages.
+
+Once more, I tender my thanks for the patience with which you have
+listened to a stranger. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+
+
+
+
+CARL SCHURZ
+
+
+THE OLD WORLD AND THE NEW
+
+ [Speech of Carl Schurz at a banquet given by the Chamber of
+ Commerce of the State of New York, New York City, November 5, 1881,
+ in honor of the guests of the Nation, the French diplomatic
+ representatives in America, and members of the families descended
+ from our foreign sympathizers and helpers, General Lafayette, Count
+ de Rochambeau, Count de Grasse, Baron von Steuben, and others, who
+ were present at the centennial celebration of the victory at
+ Yorktown. The chairman, James M. Brown, Vice-President of the
+ Chamber of Commerce, proposed the toast, "The Old World and the
+ New," to which Carl Schurz was called upon for a response.]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN OF THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE:--If you
+had been called upon to respond to the toast: "The Old World and the
+New" as frequently as I have, you would certainly find as much
+difficulty as I find in saying anything of the Old World that is new or
+of the New World that is not old. [Applause.]
+
+And the embarrassment grows upon me as I grow older, as it would upon
+all of you, except perhaps my good friend, Mr. Evarts, who has
+determined never to grow old, and whose witty sayings are always as good
+as new. [Laughter.] Still, gentlemen, the scenes which we have been
+beholding during the last few weeks have had something of a fresh
+inspiration in them. We have been celebrating a great warlike event--not
+great in the number of men that were killed in it, but very great in the
+number of people it has made happy. It has made happy not only the
+people of this country who now count over fifty millions, but it has
+made happier than they were before the nations of the Old World, too;
+who, combined, count a great many more. [Applause.]
+
+American Independence was declared at Philadelphia on July 4, 1776, by
+those who were born upon this soil, but American Independence was
+virtually accomplished by that very warlike event I speak of, on the
+field of Yorktown, where the Old World lent a helping hand to the New.
+[Applause.] To be sure, there was a part of the Old World consisting of
+the British, and I am sorry to say, some German soldiers, who strove to
+keep down the aspirations of the New, but they were there in obedience
+to the command of a power which they were not able to resist, while that
+part of the Old World which fought upon the American side was here of
+its own free will as volunteers. [Cheers.]
+
+It might be said that most of the regular soldiers of France were here
+also by the command of power, but it will not be forgotten that there
+was not only Lafayette, led here by his youthful enthusiasm for the
+American cause, but there was France herself, the great power of the Old
+World appearing as a volunteer on a great scale. [Cheers.] So were there
+as volunteers those who brought their individual swords to the service
+of the New World. There was the gallant Steuben, the great organizer who
+trained the American army to victory, a representative of that great
+nation whose monuments stand not only upon hundreds of battle-fields of
+arms, but whose prouder monuments stand upon many more battle-fields of
+thought. [Cheers.] There was Pulaski, the Pole, and DeKalb who died for
+American Independence before it was achieved. And there were many more
+Frenchmen, Germans, Swedes, Hollanders, Englishmen even, who did not
+obey the behests of power. [Cheers.] And so it may be said that the
+cause of the New World was the cause of the volunteers of the Old. And
+it has remained the cause of volunteers in peace as well as in war, for
+since then we have received millions of them, and they are arriving now
+in a steady stream, thousands of them every week; I have the honor to
+say, gentlemen, that I am one of them. [Cheers.]
+
+Nor is it probable that this volunteering in mass will ever stop, for it
+is in fact drawn over here by the excitement of war as much as by the
+victories of peace. It was, therefore, natural that the great
+celebration of that warlike event should have been turned or rather that
+it should have turned itself into a festival of peace on the old field
+of Yorktown--peace illustrated by the happy faces of a vast multitude,
+and by all the evidence of thrift and prosperity and well-being; peace
+illustrated by the very citizen-soldiery who appeared there to ornament
+as a pageant, with their brilliant bayonets that peaceful festival;
+peace illustrated by the warmth of a grand popular welcome offered to
+the honored representatives of the Old World; peace illustrated, still
+more, by their friendly meeting upon American soil whatever their
+contentions at home may have been; peace glorified by what has already
+been so eloquently referred to by Dr. Storrs and Mr. Evarts; that solemn
+salute offered to the British flag, to the very emblem of the old
+antagonism of a hundred years ago; and that salute, echoing in every
+patriotic American heart, to be followed as the telegraph tells us now,
+by the carrying of the American flag in honor in the Lord Mayor's
+procession in London--all this a cosmopolitan peace festival, in which
+the Old World sent its representatives to join in rejoicing over the
+prosperity and progress of the New. [Cheers.]
+
+There could hardly have been a happier expression of this spirit of
+harmony than was presented in the serenade offered to these
+gentlemen--representatives of the honored name of Steuben on the evening
+of their arrival in New York, the band playing first "The Watch on the
+Rhine," followed by the "Marseillaise" and "God Save the Queen," and
+then the martial airs of the Old World resolving themselves into the
+peaceful strains of the crowning glory of "Hail, Columbia!" and "Yankee
+Doodle." [Cheers.]
+
+The cordiality of feeling which binds the Old and the New World
+together, and which found so touching, so tender, so wonderful an
+expression in the universal heartfelt sorrow of all civilized mankind at
+the great national bereavement, which recently has befallen us [the
+assassination of President Garfield], can hardly fail to be strengthened
+by this visit of the Old World guests whom we delight to honor.
+[Cheers.]
+
+They have seen now something of our country, and our people; most of
+them, probably, for the first time, and I have no doubt they have
+arrived at the conclusion that the country for which Lafayette and
+Steuben and Rochambeau fought is a good country, inhabited by a good
+people [cheers]; a good country and a good people, worthy of being
+fought for by the noblest men of the earth; and I trust also when these
+gentlemen return to their own homes they will go back with the assurance
+that the names of their ancestors who drew their swords for American
+liberty stand in the heart of every true American side by side with the
+greatest American names, and that, although a century has elapsed since
+the surrender of Yorktown, still the gratitude of American hearts is as
+young and fresh and warm to-day as it was at the moment when Cornwallis
+hauled down his flag. [Applause.]
+
+It seems to me also, gentlemen, that we have already given some
+practical evidence of that gratitude. The independence they helped to
+achieve has made the American nation so strong and active and prosperous
+that when the Old World runs short of provisions, the New stands always
+ready and eager even, to fill the gap, and by and by we may even send
+over some products of other industries for their accommodation.
+[Applause.]
+
+In fact, we have been so very liberal and generous in that respect, that
+some of our friends on the other side of the sea are beginning to think
+that there may be a little too much of a good thing, and are talking of
+shutting it off by tricks of taxation. [Laughter.] However, we are not
+easily baffled. Not content with the contribution of our material
+products, we even send them from time to time, some of our wisdom, as,
+for instance, a few months ago, our friend, Mr. Evarts, went over there
+to tell them about the double standard--all that we knew and a good deal
+more. [Laughter.] We might even be willing to send them all the
+accumulated stock of our silver, if they will give us their gold for it.
+[Cheers.] It is to be apprehended that this kind of generosity will not
+be fittingly appreciated and in that respect they may prefer the wisdom
+of the Old World to that of the New. [Laughter.]
+
+However, we shall not quarrel about that, for seriously speaking, the
+New and the Old World must and will, in the commercial point of view, be
+of infinite use one to another as mutual customers, and our commercial
+relations will grow more fruitful to both sides from year to year, and
+from day to day, as we remain true to the good old maxim: "Live and let
+live." [Cheers.] Nor is there the least speck of danger in the horizon
+threatening to disturb the friendliness of an international
+understanding between the Old World and the New. That cordial
+international understanding rests upon a very simple, natural, and solid
+basis. We rejoice with the nations of the Old World in all their
+successes, all their prosperity, and all their happiness, and we
+profoundly and earnestly sympathize with them whenever a misfortune
+overtakes them. But one thing we shall never think of doing, and that
+is, interfering in their affairs. [Cheers.]
+
+On the other hand they will give us always their sympathy in good and
+evil as they have done heretofore, and we expect that they will never
+think of interfering with our affairs on this side of the ocean. [Loud
+cheers.] Our limits are very distinctly drawn, and certainly no just or
+prudent power will ever think of upsetting them. The Old World and the
+New will ever live in harmonious accord as long as we do not try to jump
+over their fences and they do not try to jump over ours. [Cheers.]
+
+This being our understanding, nothing will be more natural than
+friendship and good-will between the nations of the two sides of the
+Atlantic. The only danger ahead of us might be that arising from
+altogether too sentimental a fondness for one another which may lead us
+into lovers' jealousies and quarrels. Already some of our honored guests
+may feel like complaining that we have come very near to killing them
+with kindness; at any rate, we are permitted to hope that a hundred
+years hence our descendants may assemble again to celebrate the memory
+of the feast of cordial friendship which we now enjoy, and when they do
+so, they will come to an American Republic of three hundred millions of
+people, a city of New York of ten million inhabitants, and to a
+Delmonico's ten stories high with a station for airships running between
+Europe and America on the top of it [cheers], and then our guests may
+even expect to find comfortable hotels and decent accommodations at the
+deserted village of Yorktown. [Laughter and cheers.]
+
+But, in the meantime, I am sure our Old World guests who to-night
+delight us with their presence, will never cease to be proud of it that
+the great names of which they are the honored representatives are
+inscribed upon some of the most splendid pages of the New World's
+history, and will live forever in the grateful affection of the New
+World's heart. [Loud applause.]
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM H. SEWARD
+
+
+A PIOUS PILGRIMAGE
+
+ [Speech of William H. Seward at a banquet held at Plymouth, Mass.,
+ December 21, 1855. Preceding this banquet Mr. Seward delivered an
+ oration on "The Pilgrims and Liberty." The speech here given is his
+ response to the toast proposed at the banquet, "The Orator of the
+ Day, eloquent in his tribute to the virtues of the Pilgrims;
+ faithful, in his life, to the lessons they taught."]
+
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:--The Puritans were Protestants, but they
+were not protestants against everybody and everything, right or wrong.
+They did not protest indiscriminately against everything they found in
+England. On the other hand, we have abundant indications in the works of
+genius and art which they left behind them that they had a reverence for
+all that is good and true; while they protested against everything that
+was false and vicious. They had a reverence for the good taste and the
+literature, science, eloquence, and poetry of England, and so I trust it
+is with their successors in this once bleak and inhospitable, but now
+rich and prosperous land. They could appreciate poetry, as well as good
+sense and good taste, and so I call to your recollection the language of
+a poet who had not loomed up at the time of the Puritans as he has
+since. It was addressed to his steed, after an ill-starred journey to
+Islingtontown. The poet said:--
+
+ "'Twas for your pleasure you came here,
+ You shall go back for mine."
+
+Being a candid and frank man, as one ought to be who addresses the
+descendants of the Puritans, I may say that it was not at all for your
+pleasure that I came here. Though I may go back to gratify you, yet I
+came here for my own purposes. The time has passed away when I could
+make a distant journey from a mild climate to a cold though fair region,
+without inconvenience; but there was one wish, I might almost say there
+was only one wish of my heart that I was anxious should be gratified. I
+had been favored with many occasions to see the seats of empire in this
+western world, and had never omitted occasions to see where the seats of
+empire were planted, and how they prospered. I had visited the capital
+of my own and of many other American States. I had regarded with
+admiration the capital of this great Republic, in whose destinies, in
+common with you all, I feel an interest which can never die. I had seen
+the capitals of the British Empire, and of many foreign empires, and had
+endeavored to study for myself the principles which have prevailed in
+the foundation of states and empires. With that view I had beheld a city
+standing where a migration from the Netherlands planted an empire on the
+bay of New York, at Manhattan, or perhaps more properly at Fort Orange.
+They sought to plant a commercial empire, and they did not fail; but in
+New York now, although they celebrate the memories and virtues of
+fatherland, there is no day dedicated to the colonization of New York by
+the original settlers, the immigrants from Holland. I have visited
+Wilmington, on Christina Creek, in Delaware, where a colony was planted
+by the Swedes, about the time of the settlement of Plymouth, and though
+the old church built by the colonists still stands there, I learned that
+there did not remain in the whole State a family capable of speaking the
+language, or conscious of bearing the name of one of the thirty-one
+original colonists.
+
+I have stood on the spot where a treaty was made by William Penn with
+the aborigines of Pennsylvania, where a seat of empire was established
+by him, and, although the statue of the good man stands in public
+places, and his memory remains in the minds of men, yet there is no day
+set apart for the recollection of the time and occasion when civil and
+religious liberty were planted in that State. I went still farther
+south, and descending the James River, sought the first colony of
+Virginia at Jamestown. There remains nothing but the broken, ruined
+tower of a poor church built of brick, in which Pocahontas was married,
+and over the ruins of which the ivy now creeps. Not a human being, bond
+or free, is to be seen within a mile from the spot, nor a town or city
+as numerously populated as Plymouth, on the whole shores of the broad,
+beautiful, majestic river, between Richmond at the head, and Norfolk,
+where arms and the government have established fortifications. Nowhere
+else in America, then, was there left a remembrance by the descendants
+of the founders of colonies, of the virtues, the sufferings, the
+bravery, the fidelity to truth and freedom of their ancestors; and more
+painful still, nowhere in Europe can be found an acknowledgment or even
+a memory of these colonists. In Holland, in Spain, in Great Britain, in
+France, nowhere is there to be found any remembrance of the men they
+sent out to plant liberty on this continent. So on the way to the
+Mississippi, I saw where De Soto planted the standard of Spain, and, in
+imagination at least, I followed the march of Cortez in Mexico, and
+Pizarro in Peru; but their memory has gone out. Civil liberty perishes,
+and religious liberty was never known in South America; nor does Spain,
+any more than other lands, retain the memory of the apostles she sent
+out to convert the new world to a purer faith, and raise the hopes of
+mankind for the well-being of the future.
+
+There was one only place, where a company of outcasts, men despised,
+contemned, reproached as malcontents and fanatics, had planted a colony,
+and that colony had grown and flourished; and there had never been a day
+since it was planted that the very town, and shore, and coast, where it
+was planted had not grown and spread in population, wealth, prosperity,
+and happiness, richer and stronger continually. It had not only grown
+and flourished like a vigorous tree, rejoicing in its own strength, but
+had sent out offshoots in all directions. Everywhere the descendants of
+these colonists were found engaged in the struggles for civil and
+religious liberty, and the rights of man. I had found them by my side,
+the champions of humanity, upon whose stalwart arms I might safely rely.
+
+I came here, then, because the occasion offered, and if I pretermitted
+this, it might be the last, and I was unwilling that any friend or any
+child, who might lean upon me, who reckoned upon my counsel or advice,
+should know that I had been such a truant to the cause of religious
+liberty and humanity, as never to have seen the Rock of Plymouth.
+
+My mission being now accomplished, having shed tears in the first church
+of the Puritans, when the heartfelt benediction was pronounced over my
+unworthy head by that venerable pastor, I have only to ask that I be
+dismissed from further service with your kind wishes. I will hold the
+occasion ever dear to my remembrance, for it is here I have found the
+solution of the great political problem. Like Archimedes, I have found
+the fulcrum by whose aid I may move the world--the moral world--and that
+fulcrum is Plymouth Rock.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM TECUMSEH SHERMAN
+
+
+THE ARMY AND NAVY
+
+ [Speech of General William T. Sherman at the first annual dinner of
+ the New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1880.
+ The President, Benjamin D. Silliman, on announcing the toast, "The
+ Army and Navy--Great and imperishable names and deeds have
+ illustrated their history," said: "In response to this toast, I
+ have the privilege of calling on the great Captain who commands the
+ armies of the Republic; of whom it has been said, that he combines
+ the skill and valor of the soldier, with the wisdom of the
+ statesman, and whose name will ever live in the history of the
+ nation. We shall have the great satisfaction of listening to
+ General Sherman."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--While in Washington I was
+somewhat embarrassed by receiving invitations from two different New
+England societies to dine with them on different days in commemoration
+of the same event. I hoped, under cover of that mistake, to escape one
+or the other, but I find that each claims its day to be the genuine
+anniversary of the landing of their Fathers on Plymouth Rock. I must
+leave some of you to settle this controversy, for I don't know whether
+it was the 21st or 22d; you here in Brooklyn say the 21st; they in New
+York say it was the 22d. Laboring under this serious doubt, when I came
+on the stand and found my name enrolled among the orators and statesmen
+present, and saw that I was booked to make a speech, I appealed to a
+learned and most eloquent attorney to represent me on this occasion. I
+even tried to bribe him with an office which I could not give; but he
+said that he belonged to that army sometimes described as "invincible in
+peace, invisible in war." [Laughter.] He would not respond for me.
+Therefore I find myself upon the stand at this moment compelled to
+respond, after wars have been abolished by the Honorable Secretary of
+State, and men are said to have risen to that level where they are never
+to do harm to each other again--with the millennium come, in fact, God
+grant it may be so? [Applause.]
+
+I doubt it. I heard Henry Clay announce the same doctrine long before
+our Civil War. I heard also assertions of the same kind uttered on the
+floor of our Senate by learned and good men twenty years ago when we
+were on the very threshold of one of the most bloody wars which ever
+devastated this or any other land. Therefore I have some doubt whether
+mankind has attained that eminence where it can look backward upon wars
+and rumors of war, and forward to a state of perpetual peace.
+
+No, my friends, I think man remains the same to-day, as he was in the
+beginning. He is not alone a being of reason; he has passions and
+feelings which require sometimes to be curbed by force; and all prudent
+people ought to be ready and willing to meet strife when it comes. To be
+prepared is the best answer to that question. [Applause.]
+
+Now my friends, the toast you have given me to-night to respond to is
+somewhat obscure to me. We have heard to-night enumerated the principles
+of your society--which are called "New England ideas." They are as
+perfect as the catechism. [Applause and laughter.] I have heard them
+supplemented by a sort of codicil, to the effect that a large part of
+our country--probably one-half--is still disturbed, and that the
+Northern man is not welcome there. I know of my own knowledge that
+two-thirds of the territory of the United States are not yet settled. I
+believe that when our Pilgrim Fathers landed on Plymouth Rock, they
+began the war of civilization against barbarism, which is not yet ended
+in America. The Nation then, as Mr. Beecher has well said, in the strife
+begun by our fathers, aimed to reach a higher manhood--a manhood of
+virtue, a manhood of courage, a manhood of faith, a manhood that aspires
+to approach the attributes of God Himself.
+
+Whilst granting to every man the highest liberty known on earth, every
+Yankee believes that the citizen must be the architect of his own
+fortune; must carry the same civilization wherever he goes, building
+school-houses and churches for all alike, and wherever the Yankee has
+gone thus far he has carried his principles and has enlarged New England
+so that it now embraces probably a third or a half of the settled part
+of America. That has been a great achievement, but it is not yet
+completed. Your work is not all finished.
+
+You who sit here in New York, just as your London cousins did two
+hundred and fifty years ago, know not the struggle that is beyond. At
+this very moment of time there are Miles Standishes, under the cover of
+the snow of the Rocky Mountains, doing just what your forefathers did
+two hundred and fifty years ago. They have the same hard struggle before
+them that your fathers had. You remember they commenced in New England
+by building log cabins and fences and tilling the sterile, stony, soil,
+which Mr. Beecher describes, and I believe these have been largely
+instrumental in the development of the New England character. Had your
+ancestors been cast on the fertile shores of the lower Mississippi, you
+might not be the same vigorous men you are to-day. Your fathers had to
+toil and labor. That was a good thing for you, and it will be good for
+your children if you can only keep them in the same tracks. But here in
+New York and in Brooklyn, I do not think you now are exactly like your
+forefathers, but I can take you where you will see real live Yankees,
+very much the same as your fathers were. In New York with wealth and
+station, and everything that makes life pleasant, you are not the same
+persons physically, though you profess the same principles, yet as
+prudent men, you employ more policemen in New York--a larger proportion
+to the inhabitants of your city than the whole army of the United States
+bears to the people of the United States. You have no Indians here,
+though you have "scalpers." [Applause and laughter.] You have no
+"road-agents" here, and yet you keep your police; and so does our
+Government keep a police force where there are real Indians and real
+road-agents, and you, gentlemen, who sit here at this table to-night who
+have contributed of your means whereby railroads have been built across
+the continent, know well that this little army, which I represent here
+to-night, is at this moment guarding these great roadways against
+incursions of desperate men who would stop the cars and interfere with
+the mails and travel, which would paralyze the trade and commerce of the
+whole civilized world, that now passes safely over the great Pacific
+road, leading to San Francisco. Others are building roads north and
+south, over which we soldiers pass almost yearly, and there also you
+will find the blue-coats to-day, guarding the road, not for their
+advantage, or their safety, but for your safety, for the safety of your
+capital.
+
+So long as there is such a thing as money, there will be people trying
+to get that money; they will struggle for it, and they will die for it
+sometimes. We are a good-enough people, a better people it may be than
+those of England, or France, though some doubt it. Still we believe
+ourselves a higher race of people than have ever been produced by any
+concatenation of events before. [Laughter.] We claim to be, and whether
+it be due to the ministers of New England, or to the higher type of
+manhood, of which Mr. Beecher speaks--which latter doctrine I prefer to
+submit to--I don't care which, there is in human nature a spark of
+mischief, a spark of danger, which in the aggregate will make force as
+necessary for the government of mankind as the Almighty finds the
+electric fluid necessary to clear the atmosphere. [Applause.]
+
+You speak in your toast of "honored names"; you are more familiar with
+the history of your country than I am, and know that the brightest pages
+have been written on the battle-field. Is there a New Englander here who
+would wipe "Bunker Hill" from his list for any price in Wall Street? Not
+one of you! Yet you can go out into Pennsylvania and find a thousand of
+bigger hills which you can buy for ten dollars an acre. It is not
+because of its money value, but because Warren died there in defence of
+your government which makes it so dear to you. Turn to the West. What
+man would part with the fame of Harrison and of Perry? They made the
+settlement of the great Northwest by your Yankees possible. They opened
+that highway to you, and shall no honor be given to them? Had it not
+been for the battles on the Thames by Harrison, and by Perry on Lake
+Erie, the settlement of the great West would not have occurred by New
+England industry and thrift. Therefore I say that there is an eloquence
+of thought in those names as great as ever was heard on the floor of
+Congress, or in the courts of New York. [Applause.]
+
+So I might go on, and take New Orleans, for example, where General
+Jackson fought a battle with the assistance of pirates, many of them
+black men and slaves, who became free by that act. There the black man
+first fought for his freedom, and I believe black men must fight for
+their freedom if they expect to get it and hold it secure. Every white
+soldier in this land will help him fight for his freedom, but he must
+first strike for it himself. "Who would be free, themselves must strike
+the blow." [Cheers.] That truth is ripening, and will manifest itself in
+due time. I have as much faith in it as I have that the manhood, and
+faith, and firmness, and courage of New England has contributed so much
+to the wealth, the civilization, the fame, and glory of our country.
+There is no danger of this country going backward. The Civil War settled
+facts that remain recorded and never will be obliterated. Taken in that
+connection I say that these battles were fought after many good and wise
+men had declared all war to be a barbarism--a thing of the past. The
+fields stained with patriotic blood will be revered by our children and
+our children's children, long after we, the actors, may be forgotten.
+The world will not stop; it is moving on; and the day will come when all
+nations will be equal "brothers all," when the Scotchman and the
+Englishman will be as the son of America. We want the universal humanity
+and manhood that Mr. Beecher has spoken of so eloquently. You Yankees
+don't want to monopolize all the virtues; if you do, you won't get them.
+[Laughter.]
+
+The Germans have an industry and a type of manhood which we may well
+imitate. We find them settling now in South America, and in fact they
+are heading you Yankees off in the South American trade. It won't do to
+sit down here and brag. You must go forth and settle up new lands for
+you and your children, as your fathers did. That is what has been going
+on since Plymouth Rock, and will to the end. The end is not yet, but
+that it will come and that this highest type of manhood will prevail in
+the end I believe as firmly as any man who stands on this floor. It will
+be done not by us alone, but by all people uniting, each acting his own
+part; the merchant, the lawyer, the mechanic, the farmer, and the
+soldier. But I contend that so long as man is man there is a necessity
+for organized force, to enable us to reach the highest type of manhood
+aimed at by our New England ancestors. [Loud applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A REMINISCENCE OF THE WAR
+
+ [Speech of General William T. Sherman at the eighty-first annual
+ dinner of the New England Society in the City of New York, December
+ 22, 1886. Judge Horace Russell presided and introduced General
+ Sherman as a son of New England whom the Society delighted to
+ honor. The toast proposed was, "Health and Long Life to General
+ Sherman." The General was visibly affected by the enthusiastic
+ greeting he received when he rose to respond.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY OF NEW
+YORK:--Were I to do the proper thing, I would turn to my friend on
+the left [T. DeWitt Talmage] and say, Amen; for he has drawn a glorious
+picture of war in language stronger than even I or my friend, General
+Schofield, could dare to use. But looking over the Society to-night--so
+many young faces here, so many old and loved ones gone--I feel almost as
+one of your Forefathers. [Laughter and applause.] Many and many a time
+have I been welcomed among you. I came from a bloody Civil War to New
+York twenty or twenty-one years ago, when a committee came to me in my
+room and dragged me unwillingly before the then New England Society of
+New York. They received me with such hearty applause and such kindly
+greetings that my heart goes out to you now to-night as their
+representatives. [Applause.] God knows I wish you, one and all, the
+blessings of life and enjoyment of the good things you now possess, and
+others yet in store for you.
+
+I hope not to occupy more than a few minutes of your time, for last
+night I celebrated the same event in Brooklyn, and at about two or three
+o'clock this morning I saw this hall filled with lovely ladies waltzing
+[laughter], and here again I am to-night. [Renewed laughter. A voice,
+"You're a rounder, General."] But I shall ever, ever recur to the early
+meetings of the New England Society, in which I shared, with a pride and
+satisfaction which words will not express; and I hope the few I now say
+will be received in the kindly spirit they are made in, be they what
+they may, for the call upon me is sudden and somewhat unexpected.
+
+I have no toast. I am a rover. [Laughter.] I can choose to say what I
+may--not tied by any text or formula. I know when you look upon old
+General Sherman, as you seem to call him [Oh, oh!]--pretty young yet, my
+friends, not all the devil out of me yet, and I hope still to share with
+you many a festive occasion--whenever you may assemble, wherever the
+sons of New England may assemble, be it here under this Delmonico roof,
+or in Brooklyn, or even in Boston, I will try to be there. [Applause.]
+
+My friends, I have had many, many experiences, and it always seems to me
+easier to recur to some of them when I am on my feet, for they come back
+to me like the memory of a dream, pleasant to think of. And now,
+to-night, I know the Civil War is uppermost in your minds, although I
+would banish it as a thing of trade, something too common to my calling;
+yet I know it pleases the audience to refer to little incidents here and
+there of the great Civil War, in which I took a humble part. [Applause.]
+I remember, one day away down in Georgia, somewhere between, I think,
+Milledgeville and Millen, I was riding on a good horse and had some
+friends along with me to keep good-fellowship. [Laughter.] A pretty
+numerous party, all clever good fellows. [Renewed laughter.] Riding
+along, I spied a plantation. I was thirsty, rode up to the gate and
+dismounted. One of these men with sabres by their side, called
+orderlies, stood by my horse. I walked up on the porch, where there was
+an old gentleman, probably sixty years of age, white-haired and very
+gentle in his manners--evidently a planter of the higher class. I asked
+him if he would be kind enough to give me some water. He called a boy,
+and soon he had a bucket of water with a dipper. I then asked for a
+chair, and called one or two of my officers. Among them was, I think,
+Dr. John Moore, who recently has been made Surgeon-General of the Army,
+for which I am very glad--indebted to Mr. Cleveland. [Laughter and
+applause.] We sat on the porch, and the old man held the bucket, and I
+took a long drink of water, and maybe lighted a cigar [laughter], and it
+is possible I may have had a little flask of whiskey along. [Renewed
+laughter.]
+
+At all events, I got into a conversation; and the troops drifted along,
+passing down the roadway closely by fours, and every regiment had its
+banner, regimental or national, sometimes furled and sometimes afloat.
+The old gentleman says:--
+
+"General, what troops are these passing now?"
+
+As the color-bearer came by, I said: "Throw out your colors. That is the
+39th Iowa."
+
+"The 39th Iowa! 39th Iowa! Iowa! 39th! What do you mean by 39th?"
+
+"Well," said I, "habitually, a regiment, when organized, amounts to
+1,000 men."
+
+"Do you pretend to say Iowa has sent 39,000 men into this cruel Civil
+War?" [Laughter.]
+
+"Why, my friend, I think that may be inferred."
+
+"Well," says he, "where's Iowa?" [Laughter.]
+
+"Iowa is a State bounded on the east by the Mississippi, on the south by
+Missouri, on the west by unknown country, and on the north by the North
+Pole."
+
+"Well," says he, "39,000 men from Iowa! You must have a million men."
+
+Says I: "I think about that."
+
+Presently another regiment came along.
+
+"What may that be?"
+
+I called to the color-bearer: "Throw out your colors and let us see,"
+and it was the 21st or 22d Wisconsin--I have forgotten which.
+
+"Wisconsin! Northwest Territory! Wisconsin! Is it spelled with an O or a
+W?"
+
+"Why, we spell it now with a W. It used to be spelled Ouis."
+
+"The 22d! that makes 22,000 men?"
+
+"Yes, I think there are a good many more than that. Wisconsin has sent
+about 30,000 men into the war."
+
+Then again came along another regiment from Minnesota.
+
+"Minnesota! My God! where is Minnesota?" [Laughter.] "Minnesota!"
+
+"Minnesota is away up on the sources of the Mississippi River, a
+beautiful Territory, too, by the way--a beautiful State."
+
+"A State?"
+
+"Yes; has Senators in Congress; good ones, too. They're very fine
+men--very fine troops."
+
+"How many men has she sent to this cruel war?"
+
+"Well, I don't exactly know; somewhere between 10,000 and 20,000 men,
+probably. Don't make any difference--all we want." [Laughter.]
+
+"Well," says he, "now we must have been a set of fools to throw down the
+gage of battle to a country we didn't know the geography of!" [Laughter
+and applause.] "When I went to school that was the Northwest Territory,
+and the Northwest Territory--well," says he, "we looked upon that as
+away off, and didn't know anything about it. Fact is, we didn't know
+anything at all about it."
+
+Said I: "My friend, think of it a moment. Down here in Georgia, one of
+the original thirteen States which formed the great Union of this
+country, you have stood fast. You have stood fast while the great
+Northwest has been growing with a giant's growth. Iowa to-day, my
+friend, contains more railroads, more turnpikes, more acres of
+cultivated land, more people, more intelligence, more schools, more
+colleges--more of everything which constitutes a refined and enlightened
+State--than the whole State of Georgia."
+
+"My God," says the man, "it's awful. I didn't dream of that."
+
+"Well," says I, "look here, my friend; I was once a banker, and have
+some knowledge of notes, indorsements, and so forth. Did you ever have
+anything to do with indorsements?"
+
+Says he: "Yes, I have had my share. I have a factor in Savannah, and I
+give my note and he indorses it, and I get the money somehow or other. I
+have to pay it in the end out of the crop."
+
+"Well," says I, "now look here. In 1861 the Southern States had
+4,000,000 slaves as property, for which the States of Pennsylvania, New
+York, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and so forth, were indorsers. We were on
+the bond. Your slaves were protected by the same law which protects land
+and other property. Now, you got mad at them because they didn't think
+exactly as you did about religion, and about this thing and t'other
+thing; and like a set of fools you first took your bond and drew your
+pen through the indorser's names. Do you know what the effect will be?
+You will never get paid for those niggers at all." [Laughter.] "They are
+gone. They're free men now."
+
+"Well," says he, "we were the greatest set of fools that ever were in
+the world." [Laughter.]
+
+And so I saw one reconstructed man in the good State of Georgia before I
+left it. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+Yes, my friends, in those days things looked gloomy to us, but the
+decree came from a higher power. No pen, no statesman, in fact, no
+divine could have solved the riddle which bound us at that time; nothing
+but the great God of War. And you and your fathers, your ancestors, if
+you please, of whom I profess to be one [applause], had to resort to the
+great arbiter of battles, and call upon Jove himself. And now all men in
+America, North and South, East and West, stand free before the tribunal
+of the Almighty, each man to work out his own destiny according to his
+ability, and according to his virtue, and according to his manhood.
+[Applause.] I assure you that we who took part in that war were kindly
+men. We did not wish to kill. We did not wish to strike a blow. I know
+that I grieved as much as any man when I saw pain and sorrow and
+affliction among the innocent and distressed, and when I saw burning and
+desolation. But these were incidents of war, and were forced upon
+us--forced upon us by men influenced by a bad ambition; not by the men
+who owned those slaves, but by politicians who used that as a pretext,
+and forced you and your fathers and me and others who sit near me, to
+take up arms and settle the controversy once and forever. [Cries of
+"good," and loud applause.]
+
+Now, my friends of New England, we all know what your ancestors are
+recorded to have been; mine were of the same stock. Both my parents were
+from Norwalk, Connecticut. I think and feel like you. I, too, was taught
+the alphabet with blows, and all the knowledge I possessed before I went
+to West Point was spanked into me by the ferule of those old
+schoolmasters. [Laughter.] I learned my lesson well, and I hope that
+you, sons of New England, will ever stand by your country and its flag,
+glory in the achievements of your ancestors, and forever--and to a day
+beyond forever, if necessary, giving you time to make the journey to
+your last resting-place--honor your blood, honor your Forefathers, honor
+yourselves, and treasure the memories of those who have gone before you.
+[Enthusiastic applause.]
+
+
+
+
+BALLARD SMITH
+
+
+THE PRESS OF THE SOUTH
+
+ [Speech of Ballard Smith at the annual banquet given by the
+ Southern Society of New York, February 22, 1888. John C. Calhoun,
+ one of the Vice-Presidents of the Society, presided. Mr. Smith
+ spoke to the toast, "The Press of the South."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--The newspaper has always been a
+potent factor in the South--for many years almost exclusively political,
+but since the war occupying its more proper sphere and assisting more
+largely in the material development of the country. I think every
+Southern man will agree with me that the change of procession has been
+to the very great advantage of our section. The columns of the
+ante-bellum newspaper were too often the opportunity for the indulgence
+of excited passions, political and social, and I doubt if our people
+could not have better spared the newspaper altogether than to have
+permitted the license of accusation, political incitement, and personal
+rancor which characterized so largely the journals of thirty years ago.
+[Applause.] But they were virile hands which held editorial pens in
+those days and the faults were doubtless faults of the period rather
+than of the men themselves. It was a splendid galaxy--that company which
+included George D. Prentiss, Rhett, Forsythe, Hughes, Henry D. Wise,
+John Mitchell, and Thomas Ritchie.
+
+But it is of Southern journalism during these last twenty years of which
+I would speak. I have known something of it because my own
+apprenticeship was served in one of the most brilliant journals of this
+or any other time and of this or any other country. The services of
+Henry Watterson to the South and to the country are a part of the
+history of our time. [Applause.] His loyalty toward his section could
+never have been doubted, and his firmness and broad patriotism served it
+at a time of need to a degree which perhaps the firmness and patriotism
+of no other man in the South could have equalled. He had for the vehicle
+of his eloquent fervor a newspaper which commanded the affection of his
+own people and the respect of the North. [Applause.] With the
+restoration of order great newspapers--fair rivals to their great
+contemporaries in the Eastern and Northern States--have grown to
+prosperity in the various centres of the South, and they have acted out
+a mission which is in some respects peculiar to themselves.
+
+More important than politics to the South, more important than the
+advocacy of good morals--for of that our people took good care
+themselves in city as in country--has been the material development of
+our resources. The War left us very poor. The carpet-bag governments
+stole a very large part of the little that was left. Injudicious
+speculations in cotton during a few years of madness almost completed
+our bankruptcy. With fertile fields, cheap labor, extraordinary mineral
+resources, our almost undisputed control of one of the great staples of
+the world, the year 1876 found us a prostrate people almost beyond
+precedent. To this breach came several thoughtful, public-spirited,
+eloquent men of the newspaper guild. It was our good fortune that in
+Dawson of the "Charleston News and Courier," in Major Burke, Page M.
+Baker, and Colonel Nicholson of New Orleans; in Major Belo of Galveston;
+in the editors of "The Nashville Banner," "The American," "The Memphis
+Appeal," "The Richmond Dispatch and State," and above all, in Henry W.
+Grady, of "The Atlanta Constitution" [applause], we had spokesmen who,
+day in and day out, in season and out, year after year devoted their
+thoughts, their study, and their abilities to showing the world, first,
+the sturdy intention of our people to recuperate their lost fortunes;
+and second, the extraordinary resources of their section. [Applause.]
+Certainly not in the history of my profession and perhaps not in any
+history of such endeavor, have men, sinking mere personal interests and
+ignoring the allurements of ambition, through a more dramatic exercise
+of their talents so devoted themselves to the practical interests of
+their people. [Applause.] We saw the results in the awakened curiosity
+of the world, and in the speedy influx of capital to aid us in our
+recuperation. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES EMORY SMITH
+
+
+IRELAND'S STRUGGLES
+
+ [Speech of Charles Emory Smith at the banquet given by the
+ Hibernian Society of Philadelphia, St. Patrick's Day, March 17,
+ 1887. Mr. Smith was introduced by the Society's President, John
+ Field, and called upon to speak to the toast, "The Press."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--These annual dinners of the
+Hibernian Society, several of which I have had the honor of attending,
+are distinguished by a peculiar association and spirit. The sons of
+other nationalities, Englishmen, Welshmen, Scotchmen, Germans, and those
+among whom I count myself--the sons of New England--are accustomed to
+meet annually on the anniversary of a patron saint or on some great
+historic occasion as you do. And those of us who have the opportunity of
+going from one to the other will, I am sure, agree with me that nowhere
+else do we find the patriotic fire and the deep moving spirit which we
+find here. Something of this, Mr. President, is due to the buoyant
+quality of blood which flows in every Irishman's veins--a quality which
+makes the Irishman, wherever he may be and under all circumstances,
+absolutely irrepressible. Something, I say, is due to this buoyant
+quality of the Irish blood. Still, some of it is due to the fact that he
+is moved by a deep sense of the woes and the wrongs, of the sadness and
+the sorrows of his native land. Oppression and injustice only inflame
+the spirit of nationality. The heel of the oppressor may crush and tear
+the form or reduce the strength, but nothing crushes the inward resolve
+of the heart. The Americans were never so American as when they revolted
+against England and threw the tea overboard into Boston harbor, and
+punished the Red-Coats at Bunker Hill. The heavy yoke of Austria rested
+grievously upon Hungary, but they raised themselves in revolt and fought
+fearlessly for their home rule, for their freedom and their rights. And
+they were defeated by treason in their camps and by the combined forces
+of Austria and Russia. Yet, sir, they persevered until they achieved
+home rule--as will Ireland at no distant day.
+
+The long history of oppression and injustice in Ireland has not only not
+extinguished the flame of Irish patriotism and feeling, but has served
+to kindle it, to make it more glowing to-day than ever before. For seven
+centuries Ireland has wrestled with and been subjected to misrule--to
+England's misrule: a rule great and noble in many things, as her
+priceless statesman says, but with this one dark, terrible stain upon an
+otherwise noble history. Only a day or two ago there reached our shores
+the last number of an English periodical, containing an article from the
+pen of that great statesman, to whom not only all Ireland, but all the
+civilized world is looking to-day to battle for freedom in England. The
+article presents, in the most striking form that I have ever seen,
+statements of what is properly called Ireland's demands. And I was
+struck there with the most extraordinary statement coming from this
+great statesman of England, of the character of England's rule, or
+rather England's misrule, of Ireland during those seven centuries. For
+all those centuries, he says, were centuries not only of subjection, but
+of extreme oppression. The fifth century was the century of
+confiscation; the sixth was a century of penal laws--penal laws, which,
+he says, "we cannot defend and which we must condemn and wash our hands
+of the whole proceedings"--a century of penal laws, except from 1778 to
+1795, which he calls the golden age of Ireland. And as I stop for a
+moment to recollect what had distinguished that period, and as you stop
+here to-night and recollect for a single moment what had distinguished
+that short period of that century and made it the golden age of Ireland,
+you will understand why it was so called. It was the period when Henry
+Grattan, the great leader of the first battle for home rule, poured
+forth his learned and masterly eloquence; when Curran made his powerful
+plea for religious emancipation. The period when Robert Emmet--to whom
+such glorious tribute has been paid here to-night--was learning, in the
+bright early morn of that career which promised to be so great and to do
+so much, those lessons of patriotism which enabled him, when cut down in
+the flower of youth, to meet even his ignominious death with marvellous
+nerve and firm confidence, with courage and patriotism.
+
+And, Gentlemen, I believe that it is one glorious trait of the American
+press that during this struggle which has gone on now for years, this
+struggle for justice in Ireland, that the press of America has been true
+to the best inspirations of liberty; and I unhesitatingly say to England
+and to the English ministers, that if they would conform to the judgment
+of the civilized world they must abandon their course of intoleration
+and oppression, and must do justice to long oppressed Ireland. The
+press, the united press of Philadelphia, and of other great cities of
+the country, have done their part in promoting that work which has been
+going on among our people for the last few years to attain this end.
+
+The press of Philadelphia aided in raising that magnificent fund of
+$50,000 which went from this side; and if it need be, it will put its
+hand to the plough and renew work. It was the remark of Mr. Gladstone,
+that looking at past events, they [England] could not cite a single
+witness in behalf of the cause which they represented. The American
+people began their contributions in 1847, to prevent the starvation of
+many of those people, and they continued their contributions to stop
+evictions, and to pay the landlords; they continued their contributions
+to promote that work of freedom and justice and home rule, for which we
+stand united, inflexible and immovable until it shall be finally
+accomplished. [Applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE PRESIDENT'S PRELUDE
+
+ [Speech of Charles Emory Smith at the thirteenth annual dinner of
+ the New England Society of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, December 22,
+ 1893. Mr. Smith, then President of the Society, delivered the usual
+ introductory address of the presiding officer, immediately after
+ ex-President Benjamin F. Harrison had spoken.]
+
+
+HONORED GUESTS AND FELLOW-MEMBERS:--I am sure that you have
+greatly enjoyed the brilliant and witty speech to which you have just
+listened--a speech which shows that our distinguished guest is as
+felicitous at the dinner-table as he is signally successful in other
+fields of oratory. But if you have deluded yourself with the idea that
+because of this change in the programme you are to escape the infliction
+of the usual address by the President of the Society, it is now my duty
+to undeceive you. [Laughter.] Even the keen reflections of General
+Harrison respecting the prepared impromptu speeches shall not deter us.
+The rest of us who are not as gifted as he is have expended too much
+midnight oil and sacrificed too much of the gray matter of the brain to
+lose our opportunity. You will see that we have anticipated his
+impromptu observations by carefully premeditating our impromptu reply.
+[Laughter.] Lord Beaconsfield said that Carlyle had reasons to speak
+civilly of Cromwell, for Cromwell would have hanged him. [Laughter.]
+General Harrison has been hanging the rest of us--yes, hanging and
+quartering us--though this is far from being the only reason for
+speaking civilly of him, and yet we must go on with the exhibition.
+
+You have observed that on the programme, as arranged by the Committee,
+the first number is a prelude by the President and the last a hymn by
+the Society. The Committee evidently intended to begin and end with
+music. What particular solo they expect me to perform I am somewhat
+uncertain. But the truth is you have already had a part of the music and
+you will have the rest when I am done. For my part is only that of the
+leader in the old Puritan choir--to take up the tuning fork and pitch
+the key; and I do this when I say that we are assembled for the two
+hundred and seventy-third time [laughter] to commemorate the landing of
+the Pilgrims on Plymouth Rock. If any one doubts the correctness of that
+chronology, let him consult Brothers Shortridge and Lewis and Clark and
+Cornish, who have been with us from the beginning. [Laughter.] We have
+met to celebrate these fourfathers [laughter], as well as some others,
+and to glorify ourselves. If we had any doubts about the duty we owe our
+ancestors, we have no scruples about the satisfaction we take in their
+posterity. "My idea of first-rate poetry," said Josh Billings, "is the
+kind of poetry that I would have writ." So our idea of first-rate
+posterity is the kind of posterity we are. [Laughter.]
+
+But while not forgetting the posterity, it is not forbidden at these
+dinners to make an occasional and casual allusion to the Pilgrim
+Fathers. Thackeray tells us of an ardent young lady who had a devotion
+of the same sort to "Nicholas Nickleby." When she wanted instruction,
+she read "Nicholas Nickleby." When she wanted amusement, she read
+"Nicholas Nickleby." When she had leisure, she read "Nicholas Nickleby."
+When she was busy, she read "Nicholas Nickleby." When she was sick, she
+read "Nicholas Nickleby," and when she got well, she read "Nicholas
+Nickleby" over again. [Laughter.] We return with the same infrequent,
+inconstant and uncertain fidelity to the memory of the Pilgrim Fathers.
+If we seek the light persiflage and airy humor of the after-dinner
+spirit, we find an inexhaustible fountain in the quaint customs and odd
+conceits of the Pilgrim Fathers. If we seek the enkindling fire and the
+moral elevation of high principle and profound conviction and resolute
+courage, we find a never-ceasing inspiration in the unfaltering
+earnestness and imperishable deeds of the Pilgrim Fathers. [Applause.]
+After praying for all the rest of mankind, the good colored preacher
+closed up with the invocation "And, finally, O Lord! bless the people of
+the uninhabited portions of the globe." [Laughter.] We are sometimes as
+comprehensive in our good-will as the colored brother; but to-night we
+fix our thoughts upon that more limited portion of mankind which belongs
+in nativity or ancestry to that more restricted part of the globe known
+as New England.
+
+We are here to sing the praises of these sturdy people. They, too,
+sang--and sang with a fervor that was celebrated in the memorable
+inscription on one of the pews of old Salem Church:--
+
+ "Could poor King David but for once
+ To Salem Church repair,
+ And hear his Psalms thus warbled out,
+ Good Lord! how he would swear."
+
+And it was not in Salem Church, either, that the Psalms were sung with
+the peculiar variations of which we have record. An enterprising
+establishment proposed to furnish all the hymn-books to a congregation
+not abundantly blessed with this world's goods, provided it might insert
+a little advertisement. The thrifty congregation in turn thought there
+would be no harm in binding up any proper announcement with Watt and
+Doddridge; but when they assembled on Christmas morning, they started
+back aghast as they found themselves singing--
+
+ "Hark! The herald angels sing,
+ Beecham's Pills are just the thing;
+ Peace on earth and mercy mild,
+ Two for man and one for child."
+
+But if the Pilgrim Fathers were not the sweetest warblers, they at least
+never wobbled. They always went direct to their mark. As Emerson said of
+Napoleon, they would shorten a straight line to get at a point. They
+faced the terrors of the New England northeast blast and starved in the
+wilderness in order that we might live in freedom. We have literally
+turned the tables on them and patiently endure the trying hardships of
+this festive board in order that their memories may not die in
+forgetfulness.
+
+We can never forget the hardships which they were forced to endure, but
+at the same time we must recognize that they had some advantages over
+us. They escaped some of the inflictions to which we have been compelled
+to submit. They braved the wintry blast of Plymouth, but they never knew
+the everlasting wind of the United States Senate. [Laughter.] They
+slumbered under the long sermons of Cotton Mather, but they never
+dreamed of the fourteen consecutive hours of Nebraska Allen or Nevada
+Stewart. They battled with Armenian dogmas and Antinomian heresies, but
+they never experienced the exhilarating delights of the Silver debate
+or throbbed under the rapturous and tumultuous emotions of a Tariff
+Schedule. [Laughter.]
+
+They had their days of festivity. They observed the annual day of
+Thanksgiving with a reverent, and not infrequently with a jocund,
+spirit; but advanced as they were in many respects, they never reached
+that sublime moral elevation and that high state of civilization which
+enable us in our day to see that the only true way to observe
+Thanksgiving is to shut up the churches and revel in the spiritual
+glories of the flying wedge and the triumphant touchdown. [Laughter.]
+Their calendar had three great red-letter days of celebration:
+Commencement day, which expressed and emphasized the foremost place they
+gave to education in their civil and religious polity; Training or
+Muster day, which illustrated the spirit and the skill that gave them
+victory over the Indians and made them stand undaunted on Bunker Hill
+under Warren and Putnam until above the gleaming column of red-coats
+they could look into the whites of the enemies' eyes; and Election day,
+upon which, with its election sermon and its solemn choice of rulers,
+they acted out their high sense of patriotic duty to the Commonwealth.
+We are deeply concerned in these days about the debasement of the
+ballot-box. Perhaps we could find a panacea in the practice of our
+Pilgrim Fathers. They enacted a law that the right of suffrage should be
+limited to church members in good standing. Suppose we had such a law
+now, what a mighty revolution it would work either in exterminating
+fraud or in promoting piety! "Men and Brethren!" said the colored
+parson, "two ways are open before you, the broad and narrow way which
+leads to perdition, and the straight and crooked way which leads to
+damnation." [Laughter.] We have before us now the two ways of stuffed
+ballot-boxes and empty pews, and our problem is to change the stuffing
+from the ballot-boxes to the pews. I am not altogether sure which result
+would be accomplished; but it is quite clear that if the law of our
+Fathers did not destroy corruption in politics, it would at least kindle
+a fresh interest in the church. [Laughter.]
+
+Gentlemen, it is with honest pride and fresh inspiration that we gather
+once a year to revive our enkindling story. The Santa Maria, with its
+antique form and its flying pennant, contrasting the past with the
+present, amid the dazzling and now vanishing splendors of the wondrous
+White City, has this year recalled the discovery of America. But the
+jewel is more precious than the casket. The speaking picture appeals to
+us more than its stately setting. And heroic as was the voyage of the
+Santa Maria across a trackless sea to an unknown continent, it was the
+nobler mission of the Mayflower to bring the priceless seeds of
+principle and liberty which have blossomed in the resplendent
+development and progress of our great free Republic. Conscience
+incarnate in Brewster and Bradford, in Winthrop and Winslow, smote
+Plymouth Rock; and from that hour there has poured forth from its rich
+fountain a perennial stream of intellectual and moral force which has
+flooded and fertilized a broad continent. The Puritan spirit was duty;
+the Puritan creed was conscience; the Puritan principle was individual
+freedom; the Puritan demand was organized liberty, guaranteed and
+regulated by law. [Applause.] That spirit is for to-day as much as for
+two centuries ago. It fired at Lexington the shot heard round the world,
+and it thundered down the ages in the Emancipation Proclamation. It
+lives for no narrow section and it is limited to no single class. The
+soul that accepts God and conscience and equal manhood has the Puritan
+spirit, whether he comes from Massachusetts or Virginia, from Vermont or
+Indiana; whether you call him Quaker or Catholic, disciple of Saint
+Nicholas or follower of Saint George. [Applause.] The Puritan did not
+pass away with his early struggles. He has changed his garb and his
+speech; he has advanced with the progress of the age; but in his
+fidelity to principle and his devotion to duty he lives to-day as truly
+as he lived in the days of the Puritan Revolution and the Puritan
+Pilgrimage. His spirit shines in the lofty teachings of Channing and in
+the unbending principles of Sumner, in the ripened wisdom of Emerson and
+in the rhythmical lessons of Longfellow. The courageous John Pym was not
+more resolute and penetrating in leading the great struggle in the Long
+Parliament than was George F. Edmunds in the Senate of the United
+States. And the intrepid and sagacious John Hampden, heroic in battle
+and supreme in council, wise, steadfast, and true, was but a prototype
+of Benjamin Harrison.
+
+
+
+
+HERBERT SPENCER
+
+
+THE GOSPEL OF RELAXATION
+
+ [Speech of Herbert Spencer at a dinner given in his honor in New
+ York City, November 9, 1882. William M. Evarts presided.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--Along with your kindness there
+comes to me a great unkindness from Fate; for now, that above all times
+in my life I need the full command of what powers of speech I possess,
+disturbed health so threatens to interfere with them, that I fear I
+shall often inadequately express myself. Any failure in my response you
+must please ascribe, in part at least, to a greatly disordered nervous
+system. Regarding you as representing Americans at large, I feel that
+the occasion is one on which arrears of thanks are due. I ought to begin
+with the time, some two and twenty years ago, when my highly valued
+friend, Professor Youmans, making efforts to diffuse my books here,
+interested on their behalf Messrs. Appleton, who have ever treated me so
+honorably and so handsomely; and I ought to detail from that time onward
+the various marks and acts of sympathy by which I have been encouraged
+in a struggle which was for many years disheartening.
+
+But intimating thus briefly my general indebtedness to my numerous
+friends most of them unknown on this side of the Atlantic, I must name
+more especially the many attentions and proffered hospitalities met with
+during my late tour as well as, lastly and chiefly, this marked
+expression of the sympathies and good wishes which many of you have
+travelled so far to give at great cost of that time which is so precious
+to an American. I believe I may truly say that the better health which
+you have so cordially wished me will be in a measure furthered by the
+wish; since all pleasurable emotion is conducive to health, and as you
+will fully believe, the remembrance of this evening will ever continue
+to be a source of pleasurable emotion exceeded by few if any of my
+remembrances.
+
+And now that I have thanked you sincerely though too briefly, I am going
+to find fault with you. Already in some remarks drawn from me respecting
+American affairs and American character, I have passed criticisms which
+have been accepted far more good-naturedly than I could reasonably have
+expected; and it seems strange that I should now again propose to
+transgress. However, the fault I have to comment upon is one which most
+will scarcely regard as a fault. It seems to me that in one respect
+Americans have diverged too widely from savages. I do not mean to say
+that they are in general unduly civilized. Throughout large parts of the
+population even in long-settled regions there is no excess of those
+virtues needed for the maintenance of social harmony. Especially out in
+the West men's dealings do not yet betray too much of the "sweetness and
+light" which we are told distinguish the cultured man from the
+barbarian; nevertheless there is a sense in which my assertion is true.
+
+You know that the primitive man lacks power of application. Spurred by
+hunger, by danger or revenge he can exert himself energetically for a
+time, but his energy is spasmodic. Monotonous daily toil is impossible
+to him. It is otherwise with the more developed man. The stern
+discipline of social life has gradually increased the aptitude for
+persistent industry; until among us, and still more among you, work has
+become with many a passion. This contrast of nature is another aspect.
+The savage thinks only of present satisfactions and leaves future
+satisfactions uncared for. Contrariwise the American, eagerly pursuing a
+future good almost ignores what good the passing day offers him; and
+when the future good is gained, he neglects that while striving for some
+still remoter good.
+
+What I have seen and heard during my stay among you has forced on me the
+belief that this slow change from habitual inertness to persistent
+activity has reached an extreme from which there must begin a
+counter-change--a reaction. Everywhere I have been struck with the
+number of faces which told in strong lines of the burdens that had to
+be borne. I have been struck, too, with the large proportion of
+gray-haired men; and inquiries have brought out the fact that with you
+the hair commonly begins to turn some ten years earlier than with us.
+Moreover, in every circle I have met men who had themselves suffered
+from nervous collapse due to the stress of business, or named friends
+who had either killed themselves by overwork or had been permanently
+incapacitated or had wasted long periods in endeavors to recover health.
+I do but echo the opinion of all the observant persons I have spoken to
+that immense injury is being done by this high-pressure life--the
+physique is being undermined. That subtle thinker and poet whom you have
+lately had to mourn--Emerson,--says in his "Essay on the Gentleman,"
+that the first requisite is that he shall be a good animal. The
+requisite is a general one--it extends to man, the father, the citizen.
+We hear a great deal about the "vile body"; and many are encouraged by
+the phrase to transgress the laws of health. But Nature quietly
+suppresses those who treat thus disrespectfully one of her highest
+products and leaves the world to be peopled by the descendants of those
+who are not so foolish.
+
+Beyond these immediate mischiefs, there are remoter mischiefs. Exclusive
+devotion to work has the result that amusements cease to please; and
+when relaxation becomes imperative, life becomes dreary from lack of its
+sole interest--the interest in business. The remark current in England
+that when the American travels, his aim is to do the greatest amount of
+sight-seeing in the shortest time, I find current here also; it is
+recognized that the satisfaction of getting on devours nearly all other
+satisfactions. When recently at Niagara, which gave us a whole week's
+pleasure, I learned from the landlord of the hotel that most Americans
+come one day and go away the next. Old Froissart, who said of the
+English of his day that "they take their pleasures sadly after their
+fashion," would doubtless, if he lived now, say of the Americans that
+"they take their pleasures hurriedly after their fashion." In large
+measure with us, and still more with you, there is not that abandonment
+to the moment which is requisite for full enjoyment; and this
+abandonment is prevented by the ever-present sense of multitudinous
+responsibilities. So that beyond the serious physical mischief caused by
+overwork, there is the further mischief that it destroys what value
+there would otherwise be in the leisure part of life. Nor do the evils
+end here. There is the injury to posterity. Damaged constitutions
+re-appear in their children and entail on them far more of ill than
+great fortunes yield them of good. When life has been duly rationalized
+by science, it will be seen that among a man's duties the care of the
+body is imperative not only out of regard for personal welfare, but also
+out of regard for descendants. His constitution will be considered as an
+entailed estate which he ought to pass on uninjured if not improved to
+those who follow; and it will be held that millions bequeathed by him
+will not compensate for feeble health and decreased ability to enjoy
+life.
+
+Once more, there is the injury to fellow-citizens taking the shape of
+undue regard of competitors. I hear that a great trader among you
+deliberately endeavored to crush out everyone whose business competed
+with his own; and manifestly the man who, making himself a slave to
+accumulation, absorbs an inordinate share of the trade or profession he
+is engaged in, makes life harder for all others engaged in it and
+excludes from it many who might otherwise gain competencies. Thus,
+besides the egoistic motive, there are two altruistic motives which
+should deter from this excess in work.
+
+The truth is there needs a revised ideal of life. Look back through the
+past, or look abroad through the present, and we find that the ideal of
+life is variable and depends on social conditions. Everyone knows that
+to be a successful warrior was the highest aim among all ancient peoples
+of note, as it is still among many barbarous peoples. When we remember
+that in the Norseman's heaven, the time was to be passed in daily
+battles with magical healing of wounds, we see how deeply rooted may
+become the conception that fighting is man's proper business and that
+industry is fit only for slaves and people of low degree. That is to
+say, when the chronic struggles of races necessitate perpetual wars
+there is evolved an ideal of life adapted to the requirements. We have
+changed all that in modern civilized societies, especially in England
+and still more in America. With the decline of militant activity and
+the growth of industrial activity the occupations once disgraceful have
+become honorable. The duty to work has taken the place of the duty to
+fight; and in the one case as in the other the ideal of life has become
+so well established that scarcely anybody dreams of questioning it.
+Practical business has been substituted for war as the purpose of
+existence.
+
+Is this modern ideal to survive throughout the future? I think not.
+While all other things undergo continuous change, it is impossible that
+ideals should remain fixed. The ancient ideal was appropriate to the
+ages of conquest by man over man and spread of the strongest races. The
+modern ideal is appropriate to ages in which conquest of the earth and
+subjection of the powers of Nature to human use is the predominant need.
+But hereafter, when both these ends have in the main been achieved, the
+ideal formed will probably differ considerably from the present one. May
+we not foresee the nature of the difference? I think we may.
+
+Some twenty years ago, a good friend of mine and a good friend of yours,
+too, though you never saw him, John Stuart Mill, delivered at St.
+Andrew's an inaugural address on the occasion of his appointment to the
+Lord Rectorship. It contained much to be admired, as did all he wrote;
+there ran through it, however, the tacit assumption that life is for
+learning and working. I felt at the time that I should have liked to
+take up the opposite thesis. I should have liked to contend that life is
+not for learning nor is life for working, but learning and working are
+for life. The primary use of knowledge is for such guidance of conduct
+under all circumstances as shall make living complete--all other uses of
+knowledge are secondary. It scarcely needs saying that the primary use
+of work is that of supplying the materials and aids to living
+completely; and that any other uses of work are secondary. But in men's
+conceptions the secondary has in great measure usurped the place of the
+primary.
+
+The apostle of culture, as culture is commonly conceived, Mr. Matthew
+Arnold, makes little or no reference to the fact that the first use of
+knowledge is the right ordering of all actions; and Mr. Carlyle, who is
+a good exponent of current ideas about work, insists on its virtues for
+quite other reasons than that it achieves sustentation. We may trace
+everywhere in human affairs a tendency to transform the means into the
+end. All see that the miser does this when making the accumulation of
+money his sole satisfaction; he forgets that money is of value only to
+purchase satisfactions. But it is less commonly seen that the like is
+true of the work by which the money is accumulated--that industry, too,
+bodily or mental, is but a means, and that it is as irrational to pursue
+it to the exclusion of that complete living it subserves as it is for
+the miser to accumulate money and make no use of it. Hereafter when this
+age of active material progress has yielded mankind its benefits there
+will, I think, come a better adjustment of labor and enjoyment. Among
+reasons for thinking this there is the reason that the processes of
+evolution throughout the world at large bring an increasing surplus of
+energies that are not absorbed in fulfilling material needs and point to
+a still larger surplus for humanity of the future. And there are other
+reasons which I must pass over. In brief, I may say that we have had
+somewhat too much of the "gospel of work." It is time to preach the
+gospel of relaxation.
+
+This is a very unconventional after-dinner speech. Especially it will be
+thought strange that in returning thanks I should deliver something very
+much like a homily. But I have thought I could not better convey my
+thanks than by the expression of a sympathy which issues in a fear. If,
+as I gather, this intemperance in work affects more especially the
+Anglo-American part of the population, if there results an undermining
+of the physique not only in adults, but also in the young, who as I
+learn from your daily journals are also being injured by overwork--if
+the ultimate consequence should be a dwindling away of those among you
+who are the inheritors of free institutions and best adapted to them,
+then there will come a further difficulty in the working out of that
+great future which lies before the American nation. To my anxiety on
+this account you must please ascribe the unusual character of my
+remarks.
+
+And now I must bid you farewell. When I sail by the Germanic on
+Saturday, I shall bear with me pleasant remembrances of my intercourse
+with many Americans, joined with regrets that my state of health has
+prevented me from seeing a larger number.
+
+
+
+
+ARTHUR PENRHYN STANLEY
+
+
+AMERICA VISITED
+
+ [Speech of Arthur Penrhyn Stanley, Dean of Westminster, at the
+ breakfast given by the Century Club, New York City, November 2,
+ 1878.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--The hospitality shown to me has
+been no exception to that with which every Englishman meets in this
+country, in the endless repetition of kind words and the overwhelming
+pressure of genial entertainment which has been thrust upon me. That
+famous Englishman, Dr. Johnson, when he went from England to Scotland,
+which, at that time, was a more formidable undertaking than is a voyage
+from England to America at the present time, met at a reception at St.
+Andrew's a young professor who said, breaking the gloomy silence of the
+occasion: "I trust you have not been disappointed!" And the famous
+Englishman replied: "No; I was told that I should find men of rude
+manners and savage tastes, and I have not been disappointed." So, too,
+when I set out for your shores I was told that I should meet a kindly
+welcome and the most friendly hospitality. I can only say, with Dr.
+Johnson, I have not been disappointed.
+
+But in my vivid though short experience of American life and manners, I
+have experienced not only hospitality, but considerate and thoughtful
+kindness, for which I must ever be grateful. I can find it in my heart
+even to forgive the reporters who have left little of what I have said
+or done unnoted, and when they have failed in this, have invented
+fabulous histories of things which I never did and sayings which I never
+uttered. Sometimes when I have been questioned as to my impressions and
+views of America, I have been tempted to say with an Englishman who was
+hard pressed by his constituents with absurd solicitations: "Gentlemen,
+this is the humblest moment of my life, that you should take me for such
+a fool as to answer all your questions." But I know their good
+intentions and I forgive them freely.
+
+The two months which I have spent on these shores seem to me two years
+in actual work, or two centuries rather, for in them I have lived
+through all American history. In Virginia I saw the era of the earliest
+settlers, and I met John Smith and Pocahontas on the shores of the James
+River. In Philadelphia I lived with William Penn, but in a splendor
+which I fear would have shocked his simple soul. At Salem I encountered
+the stern founders of Massachusetts; at Plymouth I watched the Mayflower
+threading its way round the shoals and promontories of that intricate
+bay. On Lake George and at Quebec I followed the struggle between the
+English and the French for the possession of this great continent. At
+Boston and Concord I followed the progress of the War of Independence.
+At Mount Vernon I enjoyed the felicity of companionship with Washington
+and his associates. I pause at this great name, and carry my
+recollections no further. But you will understand how long and fruitful
+an experience has thus been added to my life, during the few weeks in
+which I have moved amongst the scenes of your eventful history.
+
+And then, leaving the past for the present, a new field opens before me.
+There are two impressions which are fixed upon my mind as to the leading
+characteristics of the people among whom I have passed, as the almanac
+informs me, but two short months. On the one hand I see that everything
+seems to be fermenting and growing, changing, perplexing, bewildering.
+In that memorable hour--memorable in the life of every man, memorable as
+when he sees the first view of the Pyramids, or of the snow-clad range
+of the Alps--in the hour when for the first time I stood before the
+cataracts of Niagara, I seemed to see a vision of the fears and hopes of
+America. It was midnight, the moon was full, and I saw from the
+Suspension Bridge the ceaseless contortion, confusion, whirl, and chaos,
+which burst forth in clouds of foam from that immense central chasm
+which divides the American from the British dominion; and as I looked
+on that ever-changing movement, and listened to that everlasting roar,
+I saw an emblem of the devouring activity, and ceaseless, restless,
+beating whirlpool of existence in the United States. But into the
+moonlight sky there rose a cloud of spray twice as high as the Falls
+themselves, silent, majestic, immovable. In that silver column,
+glittering in the moonlight, I saw an image of the future of American
+destiny, of the pillar of light which should emerge from the
+distractions of the present--a likeness of the buoyancy and hopefulness
+which characterize you both as individuals and as a nation.
+
+You may remember Wordsworth's fine lines on "Yarrow Unvisited," "Yarrow
+Visited," and "Yarrow Revisited." "America Unvisited"--that is now for
+me a vision of the past; that fabulous America, in which, before they
+come to your shores, Englishmen believe Pennsylvania to be the capital
+of Massachusetts, and Chicago to be a few miles from New York--that has
+now passed away from my mind forever. "America Visited"; this, with its
+historic scenes and its endless suggestions of thought, has taken the
+place of that fictitious region. Whether there will ever be an "America
+Revisited" I cannot say; but if there should be, it will then be to me
+not the land of the Pilgrim Fathers and Washington, so much as the land
+of kindly homes, and enduring friendships, and happy recollections,
+which have now endeared it to me. One feature of this visit I fear I
+cannot hope to see repeated, yet one without which it could never have
+been accomplished. My two friends, to whom such a pleasing reference has
+been made by Dr. Adams, who have made the task easy for me which else
+would have been impossible; who have lightened every anxiety; who have
+watched over me with such vigilant care that I have not been allowed to
+touch more than two dollars in the whole course of my journey--they,
+perchance, may not share in "America Revisited." But if ever such should
+be my own good fortune, I shall remember it as the land which I visited
+with them; where, if at first they were welcomed to your homes for my
+sake, I have often felt as the days rolled on that I was welcomed for
+their sake. And you will remember them. When in after years you read at
+the end of some elaborate essay on the history of music or on Biblical
+geography the name of George Grove, you will recall with pleasure the
+incessant questionings, the eager desire for knowledge, the wide and
+varied capacity for all manner of instruction, which you experienced in
+your conversations with him here. And when also hereafter there shall
+reach to your shores the fame of the distinguished physician, Dr.
+Harper, whether in England or in New Zealand, you will be the more
+rejoiced because it will bring before you the memory of the youthful and
+blooming student who inspected your hospitals with such keen
+appreciation, so impartially sifting the good from the evil.
+
+I part from you with the conviction that such bonds of kindly
+intercourse will cement the union between the two countries even more
+than the wonderful cable, on which it is popularly believed in England
+that my friend and host, Mr. Cyrus Field, passes his mysterious
+existence appearing and reappearing at one and the same moment in London
+and in New York. Of that unbroken union there seemed to me a likeness,
+when on the beautiful shores of Lake George, the Loch Katrine of
+America, I saw a maple and an oak-tree growing together from the same
+stem, perhaps from the same root--the brilliant fiery maple, the emblem
+of America; the gnarled and twisted oak, the emblem of England. So may
+the two nations always rise together, so different each from each, and
+representing so distinct a future, yet each springing from the same
+ancestral root, each bound together by the same healthful sap, and the
+same vigorous growth.
+
+
+
+
+HENRY MORTON STANLEY
+
+
+THROUGH THE DARK CONTINENT
+
+ [Speech of Henry M. Stanley at a dinner given in his honor by the
+ Lotos Club, New York City, November 27, 1886. Whitelaw Reid,
+ President of the Lotos Club, in welcoming Mr. Stanley, said: "Well,
+ gentlemen, your alarm of yesterday and last night was needless. The
+ Atlantic Ocean would not break even a dinner engagement for the man
+ whom the terrors of the Congo and the Nile could not turn back, and
+ your guest is here. [Applause.] It is fourteen years since you last
+ gave him welcome. Then he came to you fresh from the discovery of
+ Livingstone. The credulity which even doubted the records of that
+ adventurous march or the reality of his brilliant result had hardly
+ died out. Our young correspondent, after seeing the war end here
+ without his having a fair chance to win his spurs, had suddenly
+ made a wonderful hit out of the expedition which nobody had really
+ believed in and most people had laughed at. We were proud of him,
+ and right glad to see him, and a little bit uneasy, but vastly
+ amused over his peppery dealings with the Royal Geographers.
+ [Laughter.] In spite of our admiration for his pluck and his luck
+ we did not take him quite seriously. [Laughter.] In fact we did not
+ take anything very seriously in those days. The Lotos Club at first
+ was younger in that hearty enthusiastic reception to Stanley
+ fourteen years ago in that gay little clubhouse next to the Academy
+ of Music; we were thinking far more of a hearty greeting to the
+ comrade of the quill who had been having a hard time but had scored
+ 'a big beat' [laughter] than of adequate recognition to the man
+ already well launched on a career that ranks him among the foremost
+ explorers of the century. [Loud cheers.] It is the character in
+ which you must welcome him now. The Royal Geographical Society has
+ no further doubt as to the credit to which he is entitled. He
+ brings its diploma of honorary membership ["Hear! Hear!"], he bears
+ the gold medal of Victor Emmanuel, the decorations of the Khedive,
+ the commission of the King of the Belgians. More than any of them
+ he cherishes another distinction--what American would not prize
+ it?--the vote of thanks of the Legislature and the recognition of
+ his work by our Government. The young war-correspondent has led
+ expeditions of his own--the man who set out merely to find
+ Livingstone, has himself done a work greater than Livingstone's.
+ [Applause.] He has explored Equatorial Africa, penetrated the Dark
+ Continent from side to side, mapped the Nile, and founded the Free
+ State on the Congo.' [Applause.] All honor to our returning guest!
+ The years have left their marks upon his frame and their honors
+ upon his name. Let us make him forget the fevers that have parched
+ him, the wild beasts and the more savage men that have pursued him.
+ ["Hear! Hear!"] He is once more among the friends of his youth, in
+ the land of his adoption. Let us make him feel at home. [Applause.]
+ I give you the health of our friend and comrade."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN OF THE LOTOS CLUB: One might start a
+great many principles and ideas which would require to be illustrated
+and drawn out in order to present a picture of my feelings at the
+present moment. I am conscious that in my immediate vicinity there are
+people who were great when I was little. I remember very well when I was
+unknown to anybody, how I was sent to report a lecture by my friend
+right opposite, Mr. George Alfred Townsend, and I remember the manner in
+which he said: "Galileo said: 'The world moves round,' and the world
+does move round," upon the platform of the Mercantile Hall in St.
+Louis--one of the grandest things out. [Laughter and applause.] The next
+great occasion that I had to come before the public was Mark Twain's
+lecture on the Sandwich Islands, which I was sent to report. And when I
+look to my left here I see Colonel Anderson, whose very face gives me an
+idea that Bennett has got some telegraphic despatch and is just about to
+send me to some terrible region for some desperate commission.
+[Laughter.]
+
+And, of course, you are aware that it was owing to the proprietor and
+editor of a newspaper that I dropped the pacific garb of a journalist
+and donned the costume of an African traveller. It was not for me, one
+of the least in the newspaper corps, to question the newspaper
+proprietor's motives. He was an able editor, very rich, desperately
+despotic. [Laughter.] He commanded a great army of roving writers,
+people of fame in the news-gathering world; men who had been everywhere
+and had seen everything from the bottom of the Atlantic to the top of
+the very highest mountain; men who were as ready to give their advice to
+National Cabinets [laughter] as they were ready to give it to the
+smallest police courts in the United States. [Laughter.] I belonged to
+this class of roving writers, and I can truly say that I did my best to
+be conspicuously great in it, by an untiring devotion to my duties, an
+untiring indefatigability, as though the ordinary rotation of the
+universe depended upon my single endeavors. [Laughter.] If, as some of
+you suspect, the enterprise of the able editor was only inspired with a
+view to obtain the largest circulation, my unyielding and guiding
+motive, if I remember rightly, was to win his favor by doing with all my
+might that duty to which according to the English State Church
+Catechism, "it had pleased God to call me." [Laughter and applause.]
+
+He first despatched me to Abyssinia--straight from Missouri to
+Abyssinia! What a stride, gentlemen! [Laughter.] People who lived west
+of the Missouri River have scarcely, I think, much knowledge of
+Abyssinia, and there are gentlemen here who can vouch for me in that,
+but it seemed to Mr. Bennett a very ordinary thing, and it seemed to his
+agent in London a very ordinary thing indeed, so I of course followed
+suit. I took it as a very ordinary thing, and I went to Abyssinia, and
+somehow or other good-luck followed me and my telegrams reporting the
+fall of Magdala happened to be a week ahead of the British Government's.
+The people said I had done right well, though the London papers said I
+was an impostor. [Laughter.]
+
+The second thing I was aware of was that I was ordered to Crete to run
+the blockade, describe the Cretan rebellion from the Cretan side, and
+from the Turkish side; and then I was sent to Spain to report from the
+Republican side and from the Carlist side, perfectly dispassionately.
+[Laughter.] And then, all of a sudden, I was sent for to come to Paris.
+Then Mr. Bennett, in that despotic way of his, said: "I want you to go
+and find Livingstone." As I tell you, I was a mere newspaper reporter. I
+dared not confess my soul as my own. Mr. Bennett merely said: "Go," and
+I went. He gave me a glass of champagne and I think that was superb.
+[Laughter.] I confessed my duty to him, and I went. And as good-luck
+would have it, I found Livingstone. [Loud and continued cheering.] I
+returned as a good citizen ought and as a good reporter ought and as a
+good correspondent ought, to tell the tale, and arriving at Aden, I
+telegraphed a request that I might be permitted to visit civilization
+before I went to China. [Laughter.] I came to civilization, and what do
+you think was the result? Why, only to find that all the world
+disbelieved my story. [Laughter.] Dear me! If I were proud of anything,
+it was that what I said was a fact ["Good!"]; that whatever I said I
+would do, I would endeavor to do with all my might, or, as many a good
+man had done before, as my predecessors had done, to lay my bones
+behind. That's all. [Loud cheering.] I was requested in an off-hand
+manner--just as any member of the Lotos Club here present would
+say--"Would you mind giving us a little resume of your geographical
+work?" I said: "Not in the least, my dear sir; I have not the slightest
+objection." And do you know that to make it perfectly geographical and
+not in the least sensational, I took particular pains and I wrote a
+paper out, and when it was printed, it was just about so long
+[indicating an inch]. It contained about a hundred polysyllabic African
+words. [Laughter.] And yet "for a' that and a' that" the pundits of the
+Geographical Society--Brighton Association--said that they hadn't come
+to listen to any sensational stories, but that they had come to listen
+to facts. [Laughter.] Well now, a little gentleman, very reverend, full
+of years and honors, learned in Cufic inscriptions and cuneiform
+characters, wrote to "The Times" stating that it was not Stanley who had
+discovered Livingstone but that it was Livingstone who had discovered
+Stanley. [Laughter.]
+
+If it had not been for that unbelief, I don't believe I should ever have
+visited Africa again; I should have become, or I should have endeavored
+to become, with Mr. Reid's permission, a conservative member of the
+Lotos Club. [Laughter.] I should have settled down and become as steady
+and as stolid as some of these patriots that you have around here, I
+should have said nothing offensive. I should have done some "treating."
+I should have offered a few cigars and on Saturday night, perhaps, I
+would have opened a bottle of champagne and distributed it among my
+friends. But that was not to be. I left New York for Spain and then the
+Ashantee War broke out and once more my good-luck followed me and I got
+the treaty of peace ahead of everybody else, and as I was coming to
+England from the Ashantee War a telegraphic despatch was put into my
+hands at the Island of St. Vincent, saying that Livingstone was dead. I
+said: "What does that mean to me? New Yorkers don't believe in me. How
+was I to prove that what I have said is true? By George! I will go and
+complete Livingstone's work. I will prove that the discovery of
+Livingstone was a mere fleabite. I will prove to them that I am a good
+man and true." That is all that I wanted. [Loud cheers.]
+
+I accompanied Livingstone's remains to Westminster Abbey. I saw those
+remains buried which I had left sixteen months before enjoying full life
+and abundant hope. The "Daily Telegraph's" proprietor cabled over to
+Bennett: "Will you join us in sending Stanley over to complete
+Livingstone's explorations?" Bennett received the telegram in New York,
+read it, pondered a moment, snatched a blank and wrote: "Yes. Bennett."
+That was my commission, and I set out to Africa intending to complete
+Livingstone's explorations, also to settle the Nile problem, as to where
+the head-waters of the Nile were, as to whether Lake Victoria consisted
+of one lake, one body of water, or a number of shallow lakes; to throw
+some light on Sir Samuel Baker's Albert Nyanza, and also to discover the
+outlet of Lake Tanganyika, and then to find out what strange, mysterious
+river this was which had lured Livingstone on to his death--whether it
+was the Nile, the Niger, or the Congo. Edwin Arnold, the author of "The
+Light of Asia," said: "Do you think you can do all this?" "Don't ask me
+such a conundrum as that. Put down the funds and tell me to go. That is
+all." ["Hear! Hear!"] And he induced Lawson, the proprietor, to consent.
+The funds were put down, and I went.
+
+First of all, we settled the problem of the Victoria that it was one
+body of water, that instead of being a cluster of shallow lakes or
+marshes, it was one body of water, 21,500 square miles in extent. While
+endeavoring to throw light upon Sir Samuel Baker's Albert Nyanza, we
+discovered a new lake, a much superior lake to Albert Nyanza--the dead
+Locust Lake--and at the same time Gordon Pasha sent his lieutenant to
+discover and circumnavigate the Albert Nyanza and he found it to be only
+a miserable 140 miles, because Baker, in a fit of enthusiasm had stood
+on the brow of a high plateau and looking down on the dark blue waters
+of Albert Nyanza, cried romantically: "I see it extending indefinitely
+toward the southwest!" Indefinitely is not a geographical expression,
+gentlemen. [Laughter.] We found that there was no outlet to the
+Tanganyika, although it was a sweet-water lake; we, settling that
+problem, day after day as we glided down the strange river that had
+lured Livingstone to his death, we were in as much doubt as Livingstone
+had been, when he wrote his last letter and said: "I will never be made
+black man's meat for anything less than the classic Nile."
+
+After travelling 400 miles we came to the Stanley Falls, and beyond
+them, we saw the river deflect from its Nileward course toward the
+Northwest. Then it turned west, and then visions of towers and towns and
+strange tribes and strange nations broke upon our imagination, and we
+wondered what we were going to see, when the river suddenly took a
+decided turn toward the southwest and our dreams were put an end to. We
+saw then that it was aiming directly for the Congo, and when we had
+propitiated some natives whom we encountered, by showing them crimson
+beads and polished wire, that had been polished for the occasion, we
+said: "This is for your answer. What river is this?" "Why, it is _the_
+river, of course." That was not an answer, and it required some
+persuasion before the chief, bit by bit digging into his brain, managed
+to roll out sonorously that, "It is the Ko-to-yah Congo." "It is the
+river of Congo-land." Alas for our classic dreams! Alas for Crophi and
+Mophi, the fabled fountains of Herodotus! Alas for the banks of the
+river where Moses was found by the daughter of Pharaoh! This is the
+parvenu Congo! Then we glided on and on past strange nations and
+cannibals--not past those nations which have their heads under their
+arms--for 1,100 miles, until we arrived at the circular extension of the
+river and my last remaining companion called it the Stanley Pool, and
+then five months after that our journey ended.
+
+After that I had a very good mind to come back to America, and say, like
+the Queen of Uganda: "There, what did I tell you?" But you know, the
+fates would not permit me to come over in 1878. The very day I landed in
+Europe the King of Italy gave me an express train to convey me to
+France, and the very moment I descended from it at Marseilles there
+were three ambassadors from the King of the Belgians asked me to go back
+to Africa. "What! go back to Africa? Never! [Laughter.] I have come for
+civilization; I have come for enjoyment. I have come for love, for life,
+for pleasure. Not I. Go and ask some of those people you know who have
+never been to Africa before. I have had enough of it." "Well, perhaps,
+by and by?" "Ah, I don't know what will happen by and by, but, just now,
+never! never! Not for Rothschild's wealth!" [Laughter and applause.]
+
+I was received by the Paris Geographical Society, and it was then I
+began to feel "Well, after all, I have done something, haven't I?" I
+felt superb [laughter], but you know I have always considered myself a
+Republican. I have those bullet-riddled flags, and those arrow-torn
+flags, the Stars and Stripes that I carried in Africa, for the discovery
+of Livingstone, and that crossed Africa, and I venerate those old flags.
+I have them in London now, jealously guarded in the secret recesses of
+my cabinet. I only allow my very best friends to look at them, and if
+any of you gentlemen ever happen in at my quarters, I will show them to
+you. [Applause.]
+
+After I had written my book, "Through the Dark Continent," I began to
+lecture, using these words: "I have passed through a land watered by the
+largest river of the African continent, and that land knows no owner. A
+word to the wise is sufficient. You have cloths and hardware and
+glassware and gunpowder and these millions of natives have ivory and
+gums and rubber and dye-stuffs, and in barter there is good profit."
+[Laughter.]
+
+The King of the Belgians commissioned me to go to that country. My
+expedition when we started from the coast numbered 300 colored people
+and fourteen Europeans. We returned with 3,000 trained black men and 300
+Europeans. The first sum allowed me was $50,000 a year, but it has ended
+at something like $700,000 a year. Thus, you see, the progress of
+civilization. We found the Congo, having only canoes. To-day there are
+eight steamers. It was said at first that King Leopold was a dreamer. He
+dreamed he could unite the barbarians of Africa into a confederacy and
+called it the Free State, but on February 25, 1885, the Powers of
+Europe and America also ratified an act, recognizing the territories
+acquired by us to be the free and independent State of the Congo.
+Perhaps when the members of the Lotos Club have reflected a little more
+upon the value of what Livingstone and Leopold have been doing, they
+will also agree that these men have done their duty in this world and in
+the age that they lived, and that their labor has not been in vain on
+account of the great sacrifices they have made to the benighted millions
+of dark Africa. [Loud and enthusiastic applause.]
+
+
+
+
+EDMUND CLARENCE STEDMAN
+
+
+TRIBUTE TO RICHARD HENRY STODDARD
+
+ [Speech of Edmund Clarence Stedman as chairman of the dinner given
+ by the Authors' Club to Richard Henry Stoddard, New York City,
+ March 26, 1897.]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN:--The members of the Authors' Club are closely
+associated to-night with many other citizens in a sentiment felt by one
+and all--that of love and reverence for the chief guest of the evening.
+He has our common pride in his fame. He has what is, I think, of even
+more value to him, our entire affection. We have heard something of late
+concerning the "banquet habit," and there are banquets which make it
+seem to the point. But there are also occasions which transfigure even
+custom, and make it honored "in the observance." Nor is this a feast of
+the habitual kind, as concerns its givers, its recipient, and the city
+in which it is given. The Authors' Club, with many festivals counted in
+its private annals, now, for the first time, offers a public tribute to
+one of its own number; in this case, one upon whom it long since
+conferred a promotion to honorary membership. As for New York, warder of
+the gates of the ocean, and by instinct and tradition first to welcome
+the nation's visitors, it constantly offers bread and salt--yes, and
+speeches--to authors, as to other guests, from older lands, and many of
+us often have joined in this function. But we do not remember that it
+has been a habit for New York to tender either the oratorical bane or
+the gustatory antidote to her own writers. Except within the shade of
+their own coverts they have escaped these offerings, unless there has
+been something other than literary service to bring them public
+recognition. In the latter case, as when men who are or have been
+members of our club become Ambassadors, because they are undeniably
+fitted for the missions to Great Britain and France, even authors are
+made to sit in state. To-night's gathering, then, is, indeed,
+exceptional, being in public honor of an American author here
+resident--of "one of our own"--who is not booked for a foreign mission,
+nor leaving the country, nor returning, nor doing anything more unusual
+than to perform his stint of work, and to sing any song that comes to
+him--as he tells us,
+
+ "Not because he woos it long,
+ But because it suits its will,
+ Tired at last of being still."
+
+Our homage is rendered, with love and enthusiasm, for his service to
+"mere literature"--for his indomitable devotion throughout half a
+century to the joy and toil of his profession, in which he has so fought
+the fight and kept the faith of a working man of letters. It is rendered
+to the most distinguished poet, of his country and generation, still
+remaining with us and still in full voice. It is rendered to the
+comrade--to the man who, with his modesty and fortitude and the absence
+of self-seeking--with the quips and quirks that cover his gravest moods,
+with his attachment for the city which has given him that which Lamb so
+loved, "the sweet security of streets"--it is rendered, I say, to the
+man who best preserves for us, in his living presence, the traditions of
+all that an English-speaking poet and book-fellow should be to
+constitute a satisfying type.
+
+There is, perhaps, a special fitness in our gathering at this time. I
+sometimes have thought upon the possible career of our poet if his life
+had been passed in the suburbs of the down-east Athens, among serenities
+and mutualities so auspicious to the genius and repute of that shining
+group lately gathered to the past. One thing is certain, he would not
+have weathered his seventieth birthday, at any season, without receiving
+such a tribute as this, nor would a public dinner have reminded him of
+days when a poet was glad to get any dinner at all. Through his birth,
+Massachusetts claims her share in his distinction. But, having been
+brought to New York in childhood, he seems to have reasoned out for
+himself the corollary to a certain famous epigram, and to have thought
+it just as well to stay in the city which resident Bostonians keep as
+the best place to go to while still in the flesh. Probably he had not
+then realized the truth, since expressed in his own lines:--
+
+ "Yes, there's a luck in most things, and in none
+ More than in being born at the right time!"
+
+His birthday, in fact, comes in midsummer, when New York is more inert
+than an analytic novel. This dinner, then, is one of those gifts of love
+which are all the more unstinted because by chance deferred.
+
+It was in the order of things, and no cause for blame, that, after this
+town passed from the provincial stage, there was so long a period when
+it had to be, as De Quincey said of Oxford Street, a stony-hearted
+mother to her bookmen and poets; that she had few posts for them and
+little of a market. Even her colleges had not the means, if they had the
+will, to utilize their talents and acquirements. We do owe to her
+newspapers and magazines, and now and then to the traditional liking of
+Uncle Sam for his bookish offspring, that some of them did not fall by
+the way, even in that arid time succeeding the Civil War, when we
+learned that letters were foregone, not only inter arma, but for a long
+while afterward. Those were the days when English went untaught, and
+when publishers were more afraid of poetry than they now are of verse.
+Yet here is one who was able to live through it all, and now sees a
+changed condition, to the evolution of which he contributed his full
+share. But he is no more a child of the past than of the present, nor
+need he repine like Cato, as one who has to account for himself to a new
+generation. He is with us and of us, and in the working ranks, as ever.
+
+For all this he began long enough ago to have his early poetry refused
+by Poe, because it was too good to be the work of an obscure stripling,
+and to have had Hawthorne for his sponsor and friend. His youth showed
+again how much more inborn tendency has to do with one's life than any
+external forces--such as guardianship, means, and what we call
+education. The thrush takes to the bough, wheresoever hatched and
+fledged. Many waters cannot quench genius, neither can the floods drown
+it. The story of Dickens's boyhood, as told by himself, is not more
+pathetic--nor is its outcome more beautiful--than what we know of our
+guest's experiences--his orphanage, his few years' meagre schooling, his
+work as a boy in all sorts of shifting occupations, the attempt to make
+a learned blacksmith of him, his final apprenticeship to iron-moulding,
+at which he worked on the East Side from his eighteenth to his
+twenty-first year. As Dr. Griswold put it, he began to mould his
+thoughts into the symmetry of verse while he moulded the molten metal
+into shapes of grace. Mr. Stoddard, however, says that a knowledge of
+foundries was not one of the learned Doctor's strong points. Yet the
+young artisan somehow got hold of books, and not only made poetry, but
+succeeded in showing it to such magnates as Park Benjamin and Willis.
+The kindly Willis said that he had brains enough to make a reputation,
+but that "writing was hard work to do, and ill paid when done." But the
+youth was bound to take the road to Arcady. He asked for nothing better
+than this ill-paid craft. His passion for it, doubtless was strengthened
+by his physical toil and uncongenial surroundings. For one I am not
+surprised that much of his early verse, which is still retained in his
+works, breathes the spirit of Keats, though where and how this strayed
+singer came to study that most perfect and delicate of masters none but
+himself can tell. The fact remains that he somehow, also, left his
+moulding and trusted to his pen. To use his own words, he "set
+resolutely to work to learn the only trade for which he seemed
+fitted--that of literature." From that time to this, a half century, he
+has clung to it. Never in his worst seasons did he stop to think how the
+world treated him, or that he was entitled to special providences. He
+accepted poverty or good-luck with an equal mind, content with the
+reward of being a reader, a writer, and, above all, a poet. He managed
+not to loaf, and yet to invite his soul--and his songs are evidence that
+the invitation was accepted. If to labor is to pray, his industry has
+been a religion, for I doubt if there has been a day in all these fifty
+years when, unless disabled bodily, he has not worked at his trade.
+
+We all know with what results. He has earned a manly living from the
+first, and therewithal has steadily contributed a vital portion to the
+current, and to the enduring, literature of his land and language.
+There was one thing that characterized the somewhat isolated New York
+group of young writers in his early prime--especially himself and his
+nearest associates, such as Taylor and Boker, and, later, Aldrich and
+Winter. They called themselves squires of poesy, in their romantic way,
+but they had neither the arrogance nor the chances for a self-heralding,
+more common in these chipper modern days. They seem to have followed
+their art because they adored it, quite as much as for what it could do
+for them.
+
+Of Mr. Stoddard it may be said that there have been few important
+literary names and enterprises, North or South, but he has "been of the
+company." If he found friends in youth, he has abundantly repaid his
+debt in helpful counsel to his juniors--among whom I am one of the
+eldest and most grateful. But I cannot realize that thirty-seven years
+of our close friendship have passed since I showed my first early work
+to him, and he took me to a publisher. Just as I found him then, I find
+him any evening now, in the same chair, in the same corner of the study,
+"under the evening lamp." We still talk of the same themes; his jests
+are as frequent as ever, but the black hair is silvered and the active
+movements are less alert. I then had never known a mind so stored with
+bookish lore, so intimate with the lives of rare poets gone by, yet to
+what it then possessed he, with his wonderful memory, has been adding
+ever since.
+
+If his early verse was like Keats, how soon he came to that unmistakable
+style of his own--to the utterance of those pure lyrics, "most musical,
+most melancholy"--"to the perfection of his matchless songs," and again,
+to the mastery of blank verse, that noblest measure, in "The Fisher and
+Charon"--to the grace and limpid narrative verse of "The King's Bell,"
+to the feeling, wisdom--above all, to the imagination--of his loftier
+odes, among which that on Lincoln remains unsurpassed. This is not the
+place to eulogize such work. But one thing may be noted in the progress
+of what in Berkeley's phrase may be called the planting of arts and
+letters in America. Mr. Stoddard and his group were the first after Poe
+to make poetry--whatever else it might be--the rhythmical creation of
+beauty. As an outcome of this, and in distinction from the poetry of
+conviction to which the New England group were so addicted, look at the
+"Songs of Summer" which our own poet brought out in 1857. For beauty
+pure and simple it still seems to me fresher and more significant than
+any single volume produced up to that date by any Eastern poet save
+Emerson. It was "poetry or nothing," and though it came out of time in
+that stormy period, it had to do with the making of new poets
+thereafter.
+
+In conclusion, I am moved to say, very much as I wrote on his seventieth
+birthday, that our poet's laborious and nobly independent life, with all
+its lights and shadows, has been one to be envied. There is much in
+completeness--its rainbow has not been dissevered--it is a perfect arc.
+As I know him, it has been the absolute realization of his young desire,
+the unhasting, unresting life of a poet and student, beyond that of any
+other writer among us. Its compensations have been greater than those of
+ease and wealth. Even now he would not change it, though at an age when
+one might well have others stay his hands. He had the happiness to win
+in youth the one woman he loved, with the power of whose singular and
+forceful genius his own is inseparably allied. These wedded poets have
+been blessed in their children, in the exquisite memory of the dead, in
+the success and loyalty of the living. His comrades have been such as he
+pictured to his hope in youth--poets, scholars, artists of the
+beautiful, with whom he has "warmed both hands before the fire of life."
+None of them has been a more patient worker or more loved his work. To
+it he has given his years, whether waxing or waning; he has surrendered
+for it the strength of his right hand, he has yielded the light of his
+eyes, and complains not, nor need he, "for so were Milton and Maeonides."
+What tears this final devotion may have caused to flow, come from other
+eyes than his own. And so, with gratulation void of all regrets, let us
+drink to the continued years, service, happiness of our strong and
+tender-hearted elder comrade, our white-haired minstrel, Richard Henry
+Stoddard.
+
+
+
+
+LESLIE STEPHEN
+
+
+THE CRITIC
+
+ [Speech of Leslie Stephen at the annual banquet of the Royal
+ Academy, London, April 29, 1893, in response to the toast,
+ "Literature." Sir Frederic Leighton, President of the Academy,
+ spoke of Literature as "that in which is garnered up the heat that
+ feeds the spiritual life of men." In the vein of personal
+ compliment he said: "For literature I turn to a distinguished
+ writer whose acute and fearless mind finds a fit vehicle in clear
+ and vigorous English and to me seems winged by that vivid air which
+ plays about the Alpine peaks his feet have in the past so dearly
+ loved to tread--I mean my friend, Mr. Leslie Stephen."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MY LORDS, AND
+GENTLEMEN:--When a poet or a great imaginative writer has to speak
+in this assembly he speaks as to brethren-in-arms, to persons with
+congenial tastes and with mutual sympathies, but when, instead of the
+creative writer, the Academy asks a critic to speak to them, then
+nothing but your proverbial courtesy can conceal the fact that they must
+really think they are appealing to a natural enemy. I have the
+misfortune to be a critic [laughter], but in this assembly I must say I
+am not an art critic. Friends have made a presumptuous attempt to fathom
+the depth of my ignorance upon artistic subjects, and they have thought
+that in some respects I must be admirably qualified for art criticism.
+[Laughter.]
+
+As a literary critic I have felt, and I could not say I was surprised to
+find how unanimously critics have been condemned by poets and artists of
+all generations. I need only quote the words of the greatest authority,
+Shakespeare, who in one of his most pathetic sonnets reckons up the
+causes of the weariness of life and speaks of the spectacle of--
+
+ "Art made tongue-tied by authority,
+ And folly (doctor-like), controlling skill."
+
+The great poet probably wrote these words after the much misrepresented
+interview with Lord Bacon in which the Chancellor explained to the poet
+how "Hamlet" should have been written, and from which it has been
+inferred that he took credit for having written it himself. [Laughter.]
+Shakespeare naturally said what every artist must feel; for what is an
+artist? That is hardly a question to be asked in such an assembly, where
+I have only to look round to find plenty of people who realize the ideal
+artist, persons who are simple, unconventional, spontaneous,
+sweet-natured [laughter], who go through the world influenced by
+impressions of everything that is beautiful, sublime, and pathetic.
+Sometimes they seem to take up impressions of a different kind
+[laughter]; but still this is their main purpose--to receive impressions
+of images, the reproduction of which may make this world a little better
+for us all. For such people a very essential condition is that they
+should be spontaneous; that they should look to nothing but telling us
+what they feel and how they feel it; that they should obey no external
+rules, and only embody those laws which have become a part of their
+natural instinct, and that they should think nothing, as of course they
+do nothing, for money; though they would not be so hard-hearted as to
+refuse to receive the spontaneous homage of the world, even when it came
+in that comparatively vulgar form. [Laughter.]
+
+But what is a critic? He is a person who enforces rules upon the artist,
+like a gardener who snips a tree in order to make it grow into a
+preconceived form, or grafts upon it until it develops into a
+monstrosity which he considers beautiful. We have made some advance upon
+the old savage. The man who went about saying, "This will never do," has
+become a thing of the past. The modern critic if he has a fault has
+become too genial; he seems not to distinguish between the functions of
+a critic and the founder of a new religious sect. [Laughter.] He erects
+shrines to his ideals, and he burns upon them good, strong, stupefying
+incense. This may be less painful to the artist than the old-fashioned
+style; but it may be doubted whether it is not equally corrupting, and
+whether it does not stimulate a selfishness equally fatal to spontaneous
+production; whether it does not in the attempt to encourage originality
+favor a spurious type which consists merely in setting at defiance real
+common sense, and sometimes common decency.
+
+I hope that critics are becoming better, that they have learned what
+impostors they have been, and that their philosophy has been merely the
+skilful manipulation of sonorous words, and that on the whole, they must
+lay aside their magisterial role and cease to suppose they are persons
+enforcing judicial decisions or experts who can speak with authority
+about chemical analysis. I hope that critics will learn to lay aside all
+pretension and to see only things that a critic really can see, and
+express genuine sympathy with human nature; and when they have succeeded
+in doing that they will be received as friends in such gatherings as the
+banquet of the Royal Academy. [Cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+RICHARD SALTER STORRS
+
+
+THE VICTORY AT YORKTOWN
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Richard S. Storrs at a banquet of the Chamber
+ of Commerce of the State of New York, given November 5, 1881, in
+ New York City, in honor of the guests of the nation, the French
+ diplomatic representatives in America, and members of the families
+ descended from our foreign sympathizers and helpers, General
+ Lafayette, Count de Rochambeau, Count de Grasse, Baron von Steuben
+ and others, who had been present at the centennial celebration of
+ the victory at Yorktown. The chairman, James M. Brown, vice
+ President of the Chamber of Commerce, proposed the toast to which
+ Dr. Storrs responded, "The Victory at Yorktown: it has rare
+ distinction among victories, that the power which seemed humbled by
+ it looks back to it now without regret, while the peoples who
+ combined to secure it, after the lapse of a century of years, are
+ more devoted than ever to the furtherance of the freedom to which
+ it contributed."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE:--It is
+always pleasant to respond to your invitations and to join with you on
+these festival occasions. You remember the reply of the English lady
+[Lady Dufferin] perhaps, when the poet Rogers sent her a note saying:
+"Will you do me the favor to breakfast with me to-morrow?" To which she
+returned the still more laconic autograph, "Won't I?" [Laughter.]
+
+Perhaps one might as well have that lithographed as his reply to your
+cordial and not infrequent invitations. [Laughter.] I do not know
+whether you are aware of it, on this side of the East River--perhaps you
+don't read the newspapers much--but in that better part of the great
+metropolis in which it is my privilege to live, we think of showing our
+appreciation of this Chamber of Commerce by electing for Mayor next
+week, one of your younger members, the son of one of your older and
+most distinguished members, my honored friend, Mr. Low. [Applause.]
+
+It is certainly especially pleasant to be here this evening, Mr.
+President and gentlemen, when we meet together, men of commerce, men of
+finance, lawyers, journalists, physicians, clergymen, of whatever
+occupation, all of us, I am sure, patriotic citizens, to congratulate
+each other upon what occurred at Yorktown a hundred years ago, on the
+19th of October, 1781, and to express our hearty honor and esteem for
+these distinguished descendants or representatives of the gallant men
+who then stood with our fathers as their associates and helpers.
+[Applause.]
+
+It has always seemed to me one of the most significant and memorable
+things connected with our Revolutionary struggle, that it attracted the
+attention, elicited the sympathy, inspired the enthusiasm, and drew out
+the self-sacrificing co-operation of so many noble spirits, loving
+freedom, in different parts of Western and Central Europe. [Applause.]
+You remember that Lord Camden testified from his own observation in
+1775, about the time of the battle of Concord Bridge, that the
+merchants, tradesmen, and common people of England were on the side of
+the Colonists, and that only the landed interest really sustained the
+Government. So the more distant Poland sent to us Count Pulaski of noble
+family, who had been a brilliant leader for liberty at home, who fought
+gallantly in our battles, and who poured out his life in our behalf in
+the assault upon Savannah. [Cheers.] And it sent another, whose name has
+been one to conjure with for freedom from that day to this; who planned
+the works on Bemis Heights, against which Burgoyne in vain hurled his
+assault; who superintended the works at West Point; who, returning to
+his own country, fought for Poland as long as there was a Poland to
+fight for; whom the very Empire against which he had so long and so
+fiercely contended on behalf of his country, honored and eulogized after
+his death--Thaddeus Kosciusko. [Cheers.]
+
+Germany sent us Von Steuben; one, but a host, whose services in our war
+were of immense and continual aid to our troops; who fought gallantly at
+Yorktown; and who, chose afterwards, to finish his life in the country
+for which he had fearlessly drawn his sword. [Applause.] France sent us
+Lafayette [loud cheers], young, brilliant, with everything to detain him
+at home, who had heard of our struggle, at Metz, you remember, in a
+conversation with the Duke of Gloucester, in whom the purpose was there
+formed, in a flash, to identify himself with the fortunes of the remote,
+poor, unfriended, and almost unknown colonists; who came, against every
+opposition, in a ship which he had bought and fitted for the purpose,
+and whose name, as has well been said in the sentiment in which we have
+already united, will be joined imperishably with that of Washington, as
+long as the history of our country continues. [Applause.]
+
+With him came John DeKalb, the intrepid Alsatian, who, after fighting
+gallantly through the war, up to the point of his death, fell at Camden,
+pierced at last by many wounds. [Cheers.] With them, or after them, came
+others, Gouvion, Duportail--some of their names are hardly now familiar
+to us--Duplessis, Duponceau, afterward distinguished in literature and
+in law, in the country in which he made his residence. There came great
+supplies of military equipment, important, we may say indispensable,
+aids of money, clothing, and of all the apparatus of war; and, finally,
+came the organized naval and military force, with great captains at the
+head, Rochambeau [loud cheers], Chastellux, De Choisy, De Lauzun, St.
+Simon, De Grasse--all this force brilliantly representative, as we know,
+of our foreign allies, in the victory at Yorktown. [Applause.]
+
+I suppose there has never been a stranger contrast on any field of
+victory, than that which was presented, between the worn clothing of the
+American troops, soiled with mud, rusted with storm, wet with blood, and
+the fresh white uniforms of the French troops, ornamented with colored
+trimmings; the poor, plain battle-flags of the Colonists, stained with
+smoke and rent with shot, compared with the shining and lofty standards
+of the French army, bearing on a ground of brilliant white silk
+emblazoned in gold embroidery the Bourbon lilies. [Applause.] Indeed
+such a contrast went into everything. The American troops were made up
+of men who had been, six years before, mechanics, farmers, merchants,
+fishermen, lawyers, teachers, with no more thought of any exploits to be
+accomplished by them on fields of battle than they had of being elected
+Czars of all the Russias. They had a few victories to look back to;
+Bennington, Stillwater, Cowpens, Kings Mountain, and the one great
+triumph of Saratoga. They had many defeats to remember; Brandywine,
+where somebody at the time said that the mixture of the two liquors was
+too much for the sober Americans [laughter], Camden, Guilford
+Court-house, and others, with one tragic and terrible defeat on the
+heights of Long Island. There were men who had been the subjects, and
+many of them officers of the very power against which they were
+fighting; and some of the older among them might have stood for that
+power at Louisbourg or Quebec. On the other hand, the French troops were
+part of an army, the lustre of whose splendid history could be traced
+back for a thousand years, beyond the Crusaders, beyond Charlemagne.
+Their officers had been trained in the best military schools of the
+time. They were amply provided with the last and choicest equipments of
+war. They had gallantly achieved victory, or as gallantly sustained
+defeat on almost every principal battle-field in Europe. They were now
+confronting an enemy whom that army had faced in previous centuries on
+sea and land; and very likely something of special exhilaration and
+animation went into their spirit from thought of this, as they assailed
+the English breastworks, swarming into the trenches, capturing the
+redoubts, storming the lines with that strange battle-shout, in our
+republican American air: "Vive le Roi!" [Applause.]
+
+A singular combination! Undoubtedly, to unfold the influences which had
+led to it would take months instead of minutes, and occupy volumes
+rather than sentences. I think however, that we reckon too much on
+national rivalry, or national animosity, when we seek to explain it,
+although these no doubt had their part in it. Doubtless the eager
+efforts of Silas Dean, our first diplomatic representative in
+Europe--efforts too eager for courtesy or wisdom--had a part in it; and
+the skilful diplomacy of Franklin had, as we know, a large and important
+influence upon it. The spirit of adventure, the desire for distinction
+upon fresh fields, had something to do with it. But the principal factor
+in that great effort was the spirit of freedom--the spirit that looked
+to the advancement and the maintenance of popular liberty among the
+peoples of the earth, wherever civilization had gone; that spirit which
+was notably expressed by Van der Capellen, the Dutch orator and
+statesman, when he vehemently said, in presence of the States-General of
+Holland, in reply to an autograph letter of George III soliciting their
+aid, that this was a business for hired janissaries rather than for
+soldiers of a free State; that it would be, in his judgment,
+"superlatively detestable" to aid in any way to overcome the Americans,
+whom he regarded as a brave people, righting in a manly, honorable,
+religious manner, not for the rights which had come to them, not from
+any British legislation but from God Almighty. [Applause.]
+
+That spirit was native to Holland. But that spirit was also widely in
+France. The old temper and enthusiasm for liberty, both civil and
+religious, had not passed away. Sixty years and more since the accession
+of Louis XV had perhaps only intensified this spirit. It had entered the
+higher philosophical minds. They were meditating the questions of the
+true social order, with daring disregard of all existing institutions,
+and their spirit and instructions found an echo even in our Declaration
+of Independence. They made it more theoretical than English state papers
+have usually been. Palpably, the same spirit which afterward broke into
+fierce exhibition, when the Bastille was stormed in 1789, or when the
+First Republic was declared in 1792, was already at work in France, at
+work there far more vitally and energetically than was yet recognized by
+those in authority; while it wrought perhaps in the field offered by
+this country, more eagerly and largely because it was repressed at home.
+So it was that so many brilliant Frenchmen came as glad volunteers. It
+was because of this electric and vital spirit looking toward freedom.
+Travelling was slow. Communication between continents was tardy and
+difficult. A sailing ship, dependent upon the wind, hugged the breeze or
+was driven before the blast across the stormy North Atlantic. The
+steamship was unknown. The telegraph wire was no more imagined than it
+was imagined that the Rhine might flow a river of flame or that the
+Jungfrau or the Weisshorn might go out on a journey.
+
+But there was this distributed spirit of freedom, propagating itself by
+means which we cannot wholly trace, and to an extent which was scarcely
+recognized, which brought volunteers in such numbers to our shores, that
+Washington, you know, at one time, expressed himself as embarrassed to
+know what to do with them; and there were fervent and high aspirations
+going up from multitudes of households and of hearts in Central and in
+Western Europe, which found realization in what we claim as the greatest
+and most fruitful of American victories. [Applause.] The impulse given
+by that victory to the same spirit is one on which we can never look
+back without gratitude and gladness. It was an impulse not confined to
+one nation but common to all which had had part in the struggle. We know
+what an impulse it gave to everything greatest and best in our own
+country. The spirit of popular exhilaration, rising from that victory at
+Yorktown, was a force which really established and moulded our national
+Government. The nation rose to one of those exalted points, those
+supreme levels, in its public experience, where it found a grander
+wisdom, where it had nobler forecast than perhaps it otherwise could
+have reached. In consequence of it, our Government came, which has stood
+the storm and stress of a hundred years. We may have to amend its
+Constitution in time to come, as it has been amended in the past; but we
+have become a nation by means of it. It commands the attention--to some
+extent, the admiration--of other people of the earth; at all events, it
+is bound to endure upon this continent as long as there remains a
+continent here for it to rest upon. [Cheers.]
+
+Then came the incessant movement westward: the vast foreign immigration,
+the occupation of the immense grainfields, which might almost feed the
+hungry world; the multiplication of manufacturers, supplying everything,
+nearly, that we need; the uncovering of mines, bringing out the wealth
+which has actually disturbed the money standards of the world; the
+transforming of territories into States by a process as swift and
+magical almost as that by which the turbid mixture of the chemist is
+crystallized into its delicate and translucent spars; the building of an
+empire on the Western coast, looking out toward the older continent of
+Asia. [Cheers.]
+
+We know, too, what an impulse was given to popular rights and hopes in
+England. We rejoice in all the progress of England. That salute fired at
+the British flag the other day at Yorktown [cheers] was a stroke of the
+hammer on the horologe of time, which marks the coming of a new era,
+when national animosities shall be forgotten, and only national
+sympathies and good-will shall remain. It might seem, perhaps, to have
+in it a tone of the old "diapason of the cannonade"; but on the
+thoughtful ear, falls from the thundering voice of those guns, a note of
+that supreme music which fell on the ear of Longfellow, when "like a
+bell with solemn sweet vibration" he heard "once more the voice of
+Christ say: 'Peace!'" [Loud applause.]
+
+We rejoice in the progress of English manufactures, which extracts every
+force from each ounce of coal, and pounds or weaves the English iron
+into nearly everything for human use except boots and brown-bread
+[laughter]; in the commerce which spreads its sails on all seas; in the
+wealth and splendor that are assembled in her cities; but we rejoice
+more than all in the constant progress of those liberal ideas to which
+such an impulse was given by this victory of Yorktown. [Cheers.] You
+remember that Fox is said to have heard of it "with a wild delight"; and
+even he may not have anticipated its full future outcome. You remember
+the hissing hate with which he was often assailed, as when the tradesman
+of Westminster whose vote he had solicited, flung back at him the
+answer: "I have nothing for you, sir, but a halter," to which Fox, by
+the way, with instant wit and imperturbable good-nature, smilingly
+responded: "I could not think, my dear sir, of depriving you of such an
+interesting family relic." [Laughter.] Look back to that time and then
+see the prodigious advance of liberal ideas in England, the changed
+political condition of the workingman. Look at the position of that
+great Commoner, who now regulates the English policy, who equals Fox in
+his liberal principles and surpasses him in his eloquence--Mr.
+Gladstone. [Cheers.] The English troops marched out of Yorktown, after
+their surrender, to that singularly appropriate tune, as they thought
+it, "The World Turned Upside Down." [Laughter.] But that vast
+disturbance of the old equilibrium which had balanced a King against a
+Nation, has given to England the treasures of statesmanship, the
+treasures of eloquence, a vast part of the splendor and the power which
+are now collected under the reign of that one royal woman in the world,
+to whom every American heart pays its eager and unforced fealty--Queen
+Victoria. [Loud applause.]
+
+We know what an impulse was given to the same spirit in Germany. Mr.
+Schurz will tell us of it in eloquent words. But no discourse that he
+can utter, however brilliant in rhetoric; no analysis, however lucid; no
+clear and comprehensive sweep of his thought, though expressed in words
+which ring in our ears and live in our memories, can so fully and
+fittingly illustrate it to us as does the man himself, in his character
+and career--an Old World citizen of the American Republic whose
+marvellous mastery of our tough English tongue is still surpassed by his
+more marvellous mastery over the judgments and the hearts of those who
+hear him use it. [Cheers.]
+
+What an impulse was given to the same spirit in France we know. At
+first, it fell upon a people not altogether prepared to receive it.
+There was, therefore, a passionate effervescence, a fierce ebullition
+into popular violence and popular outrage which darkened for the time
+the world's annals. But we know that the spirit never died; and through
+all the winding and bloody paths in which it has marched, it has brought
+France the fair consummation of its present power and wealth and renown.
+[Cheers.] We rejoice in its multiform manufactures, which weave the
+woollen or silken fibre into every form and tissue of fabric; in the
+delicate, dainty skill which keeps the time of all creation with its
+watchwork and clockwork; which ornaments beauty with its jewelry, and
+furnishes science with its finest instruments; we rejoice in the 14,000
+miles of railway there constructed, almost all of it within forty years;
+we rejoice in the riches there accumulated; we rejoice in the expansion
+of the population from the twenty-three millions of the day of Yorktown
+to the thirty-eight millions of the present; but we rejoice more than
+all in the liberal spirit evermore there advancing, which has built the
+fifteen universities, and gathered the 41,000 students into them; which
+builds libraries and higher seminaries, and multiplies common schools:
+which gives liberty if not license to the press. [Cheers.]
+
+We rejoice in the universal suffrage which puts the 532 deputies into
+the Chamber and which combines the Chamber of Deputies with the Senate
+into a National Assembly to elect the President of the Republic. We
+rejoice in the rapid political education now and always going on in
+France, and that she is to be hereafter a noble leader in Europe, in
+illustrating the security and commending the benefits of Republican
+institutions. [Applause.]
+
+France has been foremost in many things; she was foremost in chivalry,
+and the most magnificent spectacles and examples which that institution
+ever furnished were on her fields. She was foremost in the Crusades and
+the volcanic country around Auvergne was not more full of latent fire
+than was the spirit of her people at the Council of Clermont or before
+the appeal of Peter the Hermit and St. Bernard. She led the march of
+philosophical discussion in the Middle Ages. She has been foremost in
+many achievements of science and art. She is foremost to-day in piercing
+with tunnels the mountain-chains, that the wheels of trade may roll
+unobstructed through rocky barriers, and cutting canals through the
+great isthmuses that the keels of commerce may sweep unhindered across
+the seas. But she has never yet had an office so illustrious as that
+which falls to her now--to show Europe how Republican institutions
+stimulate industry, guarantee order, promote all progress in enterprise
+and in thought, and are the best and surest security for a nation's
+grandest advancement.
+
+That enthusiasm which has led her always to champion ideas, which led
+her soldiers to say in the first Revolution: "With bread and iron we
+will march to China," entering now into fulfilment of this great office,
+will carry her influence to China and beyond it; her peaceful influence
+on behalf of the liberty for which she fought with us at Yorktown, and
+for which she has bled and struggled with a pathetic and lofty
+stubbornness ever since. [Cheers.]
+
+I do not look back merely then from this evening; I see illustrated at
+Yorktown the lesson of that hour; that colonies maturing into great
+commonwealths, and peoples combining for common liberties are the best
+pledges of the world's future, but I look forward as well and see France
+in Europe, a Republic, the United States on this continent, a Republic,
+standing again in the future as before, shoulder to shoulder, expecting
+with tranquil and exultant spirit the grander victory yet to come, the
+outcome of which shall be liberty to all the peoples of the world, and
+that benign and divine peace which is the sure and sovereign fruit of
+such a liberty. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM SCUDDER STRYKER
+
+
+DUTCH HEROES OF THE NEW WORLD
+
+ [Speech of William S. Stryker at the fifth annual dinner of the
+ Holland Society of New York, January 10, 1890. The vice-President,
+ Robert B. Roosevelt, presided, and called upon General Stryker to
+ respond to the toast, "The Dutch Soldier in America."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT:--As well-born Dutchmen, full, of course,
+to-night of the spirit which creates Dutch courage, it is pleasant for
+us to look across the seas, to recall the martial life of our
+progenitors and to speak of their great deeds for liberty. It is
+conducive to our family pride to trace back the source of the blessings
+we enjoy to-day through all the brilliant pages of Netherland history to
+the time when the soldiers of freedom--the "Beggars"--chose rather to
+let in the merciless ocean waves than to surrender to the ruthless
+invader. [Applause.]
+
+We love to say that we can see in the glory of free institutions in this
+century the steady outgrowth of that germ of human liberty which was
+planted by the sturdy labor, which was watered by the tears and blood,
+and fructified by the precious lives of those who fought by land and sea
+in the battles of the sixteenth century. [Applause.]
+
+Although we make our boast of the indomitable courage, the many
+self-denials, the homely virtues of our forefathers, think you that we
+in America are degenerate sons of noble sires? I trow not! [Renewed
+applause.]
+
+That irascible old Governor who stamped his wooden leg on the streets of
+New Amsterdam, who ruled with his iron will and his cane the thrifty
+burghers of this young city, did he not, when called upon to show a
+soldier's courage, wage a successful contest with savage foes, with the
+testy Puritans of Connecticut and with the obdurate Swedes on
+Christiana Creek?
+
+Before the old Dutch church in Millstone on the Raritan River, in the
+summer of 1775, a hundred of the young men of the village were drilled
+every night. They had on their long smock-frocks, broad-brimmed black
+hats, and leggings. Their own firelocks were on their shoulders,
+twenty-three cartridges in their cartouches, the worm, the priming-wire,
+and twelve flints in their pockets. These were the bold minute-men of
+New Jersey, and Frederick Frelinghuysen was their gallant Dutch captain,
+who stood ready to march, in case an alarm bonfire burned on Sourland
+Mountain, to fight any enemy. [Applause.]
+
+When fighting under Bradstreet on the Oswego River in the old French
+war, when laboring against great odds at Fort Edward, when retarding the
+British advance after the evacuation of Ticonderoga, when urging on a
+force to the relief of Fort Stanwix, when planning the campaign which
+ended in the capture of Burgoyne, and placing laurels, now faded, on the
+head of Gates, the character of our own Knickerbocker General, Philip
+Schuyler, the pure patriot, the noble soldier, is lustrous with
+evidences of his sagacious counsels, his wonderful energy, and his
+military skill. [Renewed applause.]
+
+The good blood of the patroons never flowed purer or brighter than when,
+as soldiers, they battled for a nation's rights. In the fight at
+Saratoga, Colonel Henry Kiliaen Van Rensselaer greatly distinguished
+himself and carried from the field an ounce of British lead, which
+remained in his body thirty-five years. Captain Solomon Van Rensselaer
+fought most courageously by the side of Mad Anthony Wayne in the Miami
+campaign. Being seriously wounded in a brilliant charge, he refused to
+be carried off the field on a litter, but insisted that, as a dragoon,
+he should be allowed to ride his horse from the battle and, if he
+dropped, to die where he fell. [Applause.]
+
+Worn and bleeding were the feet, scant the clothing of our ragged
+Continentals, as, turning upon their foe, they recrossed the icy
+Delaware on Christmas night, surprised Rall and his revellers in
+Trenton's village, punished the left of Cornwallis's column at
+Princeton, and then, on their way to the mountains of Morris County,
+fell by the wayside with hunger and wretchedness, perishing with the
+intense cold. But, in the darkness of the night, a partisan trooper,
+with twenty horsemen, surrounded the baggage-wagons of the British
+force, fired into the two hundred soldiers guarding them, and, shouting
+like a host of demons, captured the train, and the doughty captain with
+my own ancestral name woke up the weary soldiers of Washington's army
+with the rumbling of wagons heavily laden with woollen clothing and
+supplies, bravely stolen from the enemy. [Applause.]
+
+The poisoned arrows whistled in the Newtown fight as the New York
+contingent pressed forward toward Seneca Castle, the great capitol-house
+of the Six Nations. The redskins and their Tory allies, under Brant,
+tried hard to resist the progress of that awful human wedge that was
+driven with relentless fury among the wigwams of those who had burned
+the homes in beautiful Wyoming, who had despoiled with the bloody
+tomahawk the settlement at German Flats, and had closed the horrid
+campaign with the cruel massacre at Cherry Valley. Bold and daring in
+this revengeful expedition was Colonel Philip Van Cortlandt, a name
+honored in all Dutch civil and military history. [Continued applause.]
+
+As a leader of three thousand cavalrymen the youthful General Bayard
+[great cheers], proud of his Dutch descent, fell on the heights of
+bloody Fredericksburg. Like the good knight, he was "without fear and
+without reproach." Full of zeal for the cause, the bravest of the brave,
+his sword flashed always where dangers were the thickest. When a
+bursting shell left him dead on the field of honor, his brave men
+mourned him and the foe missed him. [Cheers.]
+
+In the leaden tempest which rained around Drury's Bluff, a boyish
+officer led a column of riflemen, gallant and daring. His uniform was
+soiled with the grim dirt of many a battle, but his bright blue eye took
+in every feature of the conflict. The day was just closing when an angry
+bullet pierced his throat as he was cheering on his men, and the young
+life of my college friend, Abram Zabriskie, of Jersey City, as chivalric
+a Dutch colonel as ever drew a blade in battle, was breathed out in the
+mighty throes of civil war. [Applause.]
+
+As we picture to ourselves the appearance of that grand figure of
+William of Orange, as he led his heroic people through and out of scenes
+of darkness and hunger and death into the sweet light of freedom; as we
+turn the pages of history that recount the deeds of glory of Vander
+Werf, the burgomaster of Leyden; of Count Egmont and Count Horn, of de
+Ruyter and Van Tromp, let us not forget that the same sturdy stock has
+developed in the New World the same zeal for human rights, the same high
+resolves of duty, the same devotion to liberty. If ever again this
+nation needs brave defenders, your sons and mine will, I trust, be able
+to show to the world that the patriotism of Dutchmen, that true Dutch
+valor, still fills the breasts of the soldiers of America! [Prolonged
+cheering.]
+
+
+
+
+SIR ARTHUR SULLIVAN
+
+
+MUSIC
+
+ [Speech of Sir Arthur Sullivan at the annual banquet of the Royal
+ Academy, May 2, 1891. Sir Frederic Leighton, President of the
+ Academy, occupied the chair. "In response for Music," said the
+ President, "I shall call on a man whose brilliant and many-sided
+ gifts are not honored in his own country alone, and who has
+ gathered laurels with full hands in every field of musical
+ achievement--my old friend, Sir Arthur Sullivan."]
+
+
+YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MY LORDS AND GENTLEMEN: It is gratifying
+to find that at the great representative art-gathering of the year the
+sister arts are now receiving at the hands of the painters and sculptors
+of the United Kingdom that compliment to which their members are justly
+entitled. Art is a commonwealth in which all the component estates hold
+an equal position, and it has been reserved for you, sir, under your
+distinguished presidency, to give full and honorable recognition to this
+important fact. You have done so in those terms of delicate, subtle
+compliment, which whilst displaying the touch of the master, also bear
+the impress of genuine sympathy, by calling upon my friend Mr. Irving,
+and myself, as representatives of the drama and of music, to return
+thanks for those branches of art to which our lives' efforts have been
+devoted.
+
+I may add, speaking for my own art, that there is a singular
+appropriateness that this compliment to Music should be paid by the
+artist whose brain has conceived and whose hand depicted a most
+enchanting "Music Lesson." You, sir, have touched with eloquence and
+feeling upon some of the tenderer attributes of music; I would with your
+permission, call attention to another--namely, its power and influence
+on popular sentiment; for of all the arts I think Music has the most
+mighty, universal, and immediate effect. ["Hear! hear!"] I know there
+are many educated and intelligent people who, absorbed in commerce,
+politics, and other pursuits, think that music is a mere family
+pastime--an ear-gratifying enjoyment. Great popularity has its drawbacks
+as well as its advantages, and there is no doubt that the widespread,
+instantaneous appreciation and popularity of melody has detracted
+somewhat from the proper recognition of the higher and graver attributes
+of music. But that music is a power and has influenced humanity with
+dynamic force in politics, religion, peace, and war, no one can gainsay.
+Who can deny the effect in great crises of the world's history of the
+Lutheran Chorale, "Ein' feste Burg," which roused the enthusiasm of
+whole towns and cities and caused them to embrace the reformed faith en
+masse--of the "Ca ira," with its ghastly association of tumbril and
+guillotine, and of the still more powerful "Marseillaise?" These three
+tunes alone have been largely instrumental in varying the course of
+history. [Cheers.]
+
+Amongst our own people, no one who has visited the Greater Britain
+beyond the seas but must be alive to the depth of feeling stirred by the
+first bar of "God Save the Queen." It is not too much to say that this
+air has done more than any other single agency to consolidate the
+national sentiment which forms the basis of our world-wide Empire.
+[Cheers.] But, sir, my duty is not to deliver a dissertation on music,
+my duty is to thank you for the offering and the acceptation of this
+toast, which I do most sincerely.
+
+With regard to the more than generous terms in which you, sir, have
+alluded to my humble individuality, I need not say how deeply I feel the
+spirit in which they were spoken. This much I would add--that highly as
+I value your kindly utterances, I count still more highly the fact that
+I should have been selected by you to respond for Music, whose dignity
+and whose progress in England are so near and dear to me at heart.
+[Cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES SUMNER
+
+
+INTERCOURSE WITH CHINA
+
+ [Speech of Charles Sumner at the banquet given by the City of
+ Boston, August 21, 1868, to the Hon. Anson Burlingame, Envoy
+ Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary from China, and his
+ associates, Chih Ta-jin and Sun Ta-jin, of the Chinese Embassy to
+ the United States and the powers of Europe.]
+
+
+MR. MAYOR:--I cannot speak on this interesting occasion without
+first declaring the happiness I enjoy at meeting my friend of many years
+in the exalted position which he now holds. Besides being my personal
+friend, he was also an honored associate in representing the good people
+of this community, and in advancing a great cause, which he championed
+with memorable eloquence and fidelity. Such are no common ties. Permit
+me to say that this splendid welcome, now offered by the municipal
+authorities of Boston, is only a natural expression of the sentiments
+which must prevail in this community. Here his labors and triumphs
+began. Here, in your early applause and approving voices, he first
+tasted of that honor which is now his in such ample measure. He is one
+of us, who, going forth into a strange country, has come back with its
+highest trusts and dignities. Once the representative of a single
+Congressional district, he now represents the most populous nation of
+the globe. Once the representative of little more than a third of
+Boston, he is now the representative of more than a third part of the
+human race. The population of the globe is estimated at twelve hundred
+millions; that of China at more than four hundred millions, and
+sometimes even at five hundred millions.
+
+If, in this position, there be much to excite wonder, there is still
+more for gratitude in the unparalleled opportunity which it affords.
+What we all ask is opportunity. Here is opportunity on a surpassing
+scale--to be employed, I am sure, so as to advance the best interests of
+the Human Family; and, if these are advanced, no nation can suffer. Each
+is contained in all. With justice and generosity as the reciprocal rule,
+and nothing else can be the aim of this great Embassy, there can be no
+limits to the immeasurable consequences. For myself, I am less
+solicitous with regard to concessions or privileges, than with regard to
+that spirit of friendship and good neighborhood, which embraces alike
+the distant and the near, and, when once established, renders all else
+easy.
+
+The necessary result of the present experiment in diplomacy will be to
+make the countries which it visits better known to the Chinese, and also
+to make the Chinese better known to them. Each will know the other
+better and will better comprehend that condition of mutual dependence
+which is the law of humanity. In the relations among nations, as in
+common life, this is of infinite value. Thus far, I fear that the
+Chinese are poorly informed with regard to us. I am sure that we are
+poorly informed with regard to them. We know them through the porcelain
+on our tables with its lawless perspective, and the tea-chest with its
+unintelligible hieroglyphics. There are two pictures of them in the
+literature of our language, which cannot fail to leave an impression.
+The first is in "Paradise Lost," where Milton, always learned even in
+his poetry, represents Satan as descending in his flight,
+
+ ... on the barren plains
+ Of Sericana, where _Chineses_ drive,
+ With sails and wind their cany wagons light.
+
+The other is that admirable address on the study of the law of nature
+and nations, where Sir James Mackintosh, in words of singular felicity,
+alludes to "the tame but ancient and immovable civilization of China."
+It will be for us now to enlarge these pictures and to fill the canvas
+with life.
+
+I do not know if it has occurred to our honored guest, that he is not
+the first stranger who, after sojourning in this distant unknown land,
+has come back loaded with its honors, and with messages to the
+Christian powers. He is not without a predecessor in his mission. There
+is another career as marvellous as his own. I refer to the Venetian,
+Marco Polo, whose reports, once discredited as the fables of a
+traveller, are now recognized among the sources of history, and
+especially of geographical knowledge. Nobody can read them without
+feeling their verity. It was in the latter part of the far-away
+thirteenth century, that this enterprising Venetian, in company with his
+father and uncle, all of them merchants, journeyed from Venice, by the
+way of Constantinople, Trebizond, on the Black Sea, and Central Asia,
+until they reached first the land of Prester John, and then that golden
+country, known as Cathay, where the great ruler, Kubla Khan, treated
+them with gracious consideration, and employed young Polo as his
+ambassador. This was none other than China, and the great ruler, called
+the Grand Khan, was none other than the first of its Mongolian dynasty,
+having his imperial residence in the immense city of Kambalu, or Peking.
+After many years of illustrious service, the Venetian, with his
+companions, was dismissed with splendor and riches, charged with letters
+for European sovereigns, as our Bostonian is charged with similar
+letters now. There were letters for the Pope, the King of France, the
+King of Spain, and other Christian princes. It does not appear that
+England was expressly designated. Her name, so great now, was not at
+that time on the visiting list of the distant Emperor. Such are the
+contrasts in national life. Marco Polo, with his companions, reached
+Venice on his return in 1295, at the very time when Dante, in Florence,
+was meditating his divine poem, and when Roger Bacon, in England, was
+astonishing the age with his knowledge. These were two of his greatest
+contemporaries.
+
+The return of the Venetian to his native city was attended by incidents
+which have not occurred among us. Bronzed by long residence under the
+sun of the East--wearing the dress of a Tartar--and speaking his native
+language with difficulty, it was some time before he could persuade his
+friends of his identity. Happily there is no question on the identity of
+our returned fellow-citizen; and surely it cannot be said that he speaks
+his native language with difficulty. There was a dinner given at Venice,
+as now at Boston, and the Venetian dinner, after the lapse of nearly
+five hundred years, still lives in glowing description. On this occasion
+Marco Polo, with his companions, appeared first in long robes of crimson
+satin reaching to the floor, which, after the guests had washed their
+hands, were changed for other robes of crimson damask, and then again,
+after the first course of the dinner, for other robes of crimson velvet,
+and at the conclusion of the banquet, for the ordinary dress worn by the
+rest of the company. Meanwhile the other costly garments were
+distributed in succession among the attendants at the table. In all your
+magnificence to-night, Mr. Mayor, I have seen no such largess. Then was
+brought forward the coarse threadbare clothes in which they had
+travelled, when, on ripping the lining and patches with a knife, costly
+jewels, in sparkling showers, leaped forth before the eyes of the
+company, who for a time were motionless with wonder. Then at last, says
+the Italian chronicler, every doubt was banished, and all were satisfied
+that these were the valiant and honorable gentlemen of the house of
+Polo. I do not relate this history in order to suggest any such
+operation on the dress of our returned fellow-citizen. No such evidence
+is needed to assure us of his identity.
+
+The success of Marco Polo is amply attested. From his habit of speaking
+of millions of people and millions of money, he was known as _millioni_,
+or the millionnaire, being the earliest instance in history of a
+designation so common in our prosperous age. But better than "millions"
+was the knowledge he imparted, and the impulse that he gave to that
+science, which teaches the configuration of the globe, and the place of
+nations on its surface. His travels, as dictated by him, were reproduced
+in various languages, and, after the invention of printing, the book was
+multiplied in more than fifty editions. Unquestionably it prepared the
+way for the two greatest geographical discoveries of modern times, that
+of the Cape of Good Hope, by Vasco de Gama, and the New World, by
+Christopher Columbus. One of his admirers, a learned German, does not
+hesitate to say that, when, in the long series of ages, we seek the
+three men, who, by the influence of their discoveries, have most
+contributed to the progress of geography and the knowledge of the globe,
+the modest name of the Venetian finds a place in the same line with
+Alexander the Great and Christopher Columbus. It is well known that the
+imagination of the Genoese navigator was fired by the revelations of the
+Venetian, and that, in his mind, all the countries embraced by his
+transcendent discovery were none other than the famed Cathay, with its
+various dependencies. In his report to the Spanish Sovereigns, Cuba was
+nothing else than Xipangu, or Japan, as described by the Venetian, and
+he thought himself near a grand Khan, meaning, as he says, a king of
+kings. Columbus was mistaken. He had not reached Cathay or the Grand
+Khan; but he had discovered a new world, destined in the history of
+civilization to be more than Cathay, and, in the lapse of time, to
+welcome the ambassador of the grand Khan.
+
+The Venetian on his return home, journeyed out of the East, westward.
+Our Marco Polo on his return home, journeyed out of the west, eastward;
+and yet they both came from the same region. Their common starting-point
+was Peking. This change is typical of that transcendent revolution under
+whose influence the Orient will become the Occident. Journeying
+westward, the first welcome is from the nations of Europe. Journeying
+eastward, the first welcome is from our Republic. It only remains that
+this welcome should be extended until it opens a pathway for the
+mightiest commerce of the world, and embraces within the sphere of
+American activity that ancient ancestral empire, where population,
+industry and education, on an unprecedented scale, create resources and
+necessities on an unprecedented scale also. See to it, merchants of the
+United States, and you, merchants of Boston, that this opportunity is
+not lost.
+
+And this brings me, Mr. Mayor, to the treaty, which you invited me to
+discuss. But I will not now enter upon this topic. If you did not call
+me to order for speaking too long, I fear I should be called to order in
+another place for undertaking to speak of a treaty which has not yet
+been proclaimed by the President. One remark I will make and take the
+consequences. The treaty does not propose much; but it is an excellent
+beginning, and, I trust, through the good offices of our fellow-citizen,
+the honored plenipotentiary, will unlock those great Chinese gates which
+have been bolted and barred for long centuries. The embassy is more
+than the treaty, because it will prepare the way for further intercourse
+and will help that new order of things which is among the promises of
+the future.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE QUALITIES THAT WIN
+
+ [Speech of Charles Sumner at the sixty-eighth annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1873. The
+ President, Isaac H. Bailey, in proposing the toast, "The Senate of
+ the United States," said: "We are happy to greet on this occasion
+ the senior in consecutive service, and the most eminent member of
+ the Senate, whose early, varied, and distinguished services in the
+ cause of freedom have made his name a household word throughout the
+ world--the Honorable Charles Sumner." On rising to respond, Mr.
+ Sumner was received with loud applause. The members of the Society
+ rose to their feet, applauded and waved handkerchiefs.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND BROTHERS OF NEW ENGLAND:--For the first time
+in my life I have the good fortune to enjoy this famous anniversary
+festival. Though often honored by your most tempting invitation, and
+longing to celebrate the day in this goodly company of which all have
+heard so much, I could never excuse myself from duties in another place.
+If now I yield to well-known attractions, and journey from Washington
+for my first holiday during a protracted public service, it is because
+all was enhanced by the appeal of your excellent president, to whom I am
+bound by the friendship of many years in Boston, in New York, and in a
+foreign land. [Applause.] It is much to be a brother of New England, but
+it is more to be a friend [applause], and this tie I have pleasure in
+confessing to-night.
+
+It is with much doubt and humility that I venture to answer for the
+Senate of the United States, and I believe the least I say on this head
+will be the most prudent. [Laughter.] But I shall be entirely safe in
+expressing my doubt if there is a single Senator who would not be glad
+of a seat at this generous banquet. What is the Senate? It is a
+component part of the National Government. But we celebrate to-day more
+than any component part of any government. We celebrate an epoch in the
+history of mankind--not only never to be forgotten, but to grow in
+grandeur as the world appreciates the elements of true greatness. Of
+mankind I say--for the landing on Plymouth Rock, on December 22, 1620,
+marks the origin of a new order of ages, by which the whole human family
+will be elevated. Then and there was the great beginning.
+
+Throughout all time, from the dawn of history, men have swarmed to found
+new homes in distant lands. The Tyrians, skirting Northern Africa,
+stopped at Carthage; Carthaginians dotted Spain and even the distant
+coasts of Britain and Ireland; Greeks gemmed Italy and Sicily with
+art-loving settlements; Rome carried multitudinous colonies with her
+conquering eagles. Saxons, Danes, and Normans violently mingled with the
+original Britons. And in more modern times, Venice, Genoa, Portugal,
+Spain, France, and England, all sent forth emigrants to people foreign
+shores. But in these various expeditions, trade or war was the impelling
+motive. Too often commerce and conquest moved hand in hand, and the
+colony was incarnadined with blood.
+
+On the day we celebrate, the sun for the first time in his course looked
+down upon a different scene, begun and continued under a different
+inspiration. A few conscientious Englishmen, in obedience to the monitor
+within, and that they might be free to worship God according to their
+own sense of duty, set sail for the unknown wilds of the North American
+continent. After a voyage of sixty-four days in the ship Mayflower, with
+Liberty at the prow and Conscience at the helm [applause], they sighted
+the white sandbanks of Cape Cod, and soon thereafter in the small cabin
+framed that brief compact, forever memorable, which is the first written
+constitution of government in human history, and the very corner-stone
+of the American Republic; and then these Pilgrims landed.
+
+This compact was not only foremost in time, it was also august in
+character, and worthy of perpetual example. Never before had the object
+of the "civil body public" been announced as "to enact, constitute, and
+frame such just and equal laws, ordinances, acts, constitutions, and
+offices from time to time as shall be thought most meet and convenient
+for the general good of the colony." How lofty! how true! Undoubtedly,
+these were the grandest words of government with the largest promise of
+any at that time uttered.
+
+If more were needed to illustrate the new epoch, it would be found in
+the parting words of the venerable pastor, John Robinson, addressed to
+the Pilgrims, as they were about to sail from Delfshaven--words often
+quoted, yet never enough. How sweetly and beautifully he says: "And if
+God should reveal anything to you by any other instrument of his, be as
+ready to receive it as ever you were to receive any truth by my
+ministry; but I am confident that the Lord hath more light and truth yet
+to break forth out of his holy word." And then how justly the good
+preacher rebukes those who close their souls to truth! "The Lutherans,
+for example, cannot be drawn to go beyond what Luther saw, and whatever
+part of God's will he hath further imparted to Calvin, they will rather
+die than embrace, and so the Calvinists stick where he left them. This
+is a misery much to be lamented, for though they were precious, shining
+lights in their times, God hath not revealed his whole will to them."
+Beyond the merited rebuke, here is a plain recognition of the law of
+human progress little discerned at the time, which teaches the sure
+advance of the human family, and opens the vista of the ever-broadening,
+never-ending future on earth.
+
+Our Pilgrims were few and poor. The whole outfit of this historic
+voyage, including L1,700 of trading stock, was only L2,400, and how
+little was required for their succor appears in the experience of the
+soldier Captain Miles Standish, who, being sent to England for
+assistance--not military, but financial--(God save the mark!) succeeded
+in borrowing--how much do you suppose?--L150 sterling. [Laughter.]
+Something in the way of help; and the historian adds, "though at fifty
+per cent. interest." So much for a valiant soldier on a financial
+expedition. [Laughter, in which General Sherman and the company joined.]
+A later agent, Allerton, was able to borrow for the colony L200 at a
+reduced interest of thirty per cent. Plainly, the money-sharks of our
+day may trace an undoubted pedigree to these London merchants.
+[Laughter.] But I know not if any son of New England, oppressed by
+exorbitant interest, will be consoled by the thought that the Pilgrims
+paid the same.
+
+And yet this small people--so obscure and outcast in condition--so
+slender in numbers and in means--so entirely unknown to the proud and
+great--so absolutely without name in contemporary records--whose
+departure from the Old World took little more than the breath of their
+bodies--are now illustrious beyond the lot of men; and the Mayflower is
+immortal beyond the Grecian Argo, or the stately ship of any victorious
+admiral. Though this was little foreseen in their day, it is plain now
+how it has come to pass. The highest greatness surviving time and storm
+is that which proceeds from the soul of man. [Applause.] Monarchs and
+cabinets, generals and admirals, with the pomp of courts and the
+circumstance of war, in the gradual lapse of time disappear from sight;
+but the pioneers of truth, though poor and lowly, especially those whose
+example elevates human nature and teaches the rights of man, so that
+government of the people, by the people, and for the people shall not
+perish from the earth [great applause], such harbingers can never be
+forgotten, and their renown spreads coextensive with the cause they
+served.
+
+I know not if any whom I now have the honor of addressing have thought
+to recall the great in rank and power filling the gaze of the world as
+the Mayflower with her company fared forth on their adventurous voyage.
+The foolish James was yet on the English throne, glorying that he had
+"peppered the Puritans." The morose Louis XIII, through whom Richelieu
+ruled, was King of France. The imbecile Philip III swayed Spain and the
+Indies. The persecuting Ferdinand the Second, tormentor of Protestants,
+was Emperor of Germany. Paul V, of the House of Borghese, was Pope of
+Rome. In the same princely company and all contemporaries were Christian
+IV, King of Denmark, and his son Christian, Prince of Norway; Gustavus
+Adolphus, King of Sweden; Sigismund the Third, King of Poland;
+Frederick, King of Bohemia, with his wife, the unhappy Elizabeth of
+England, progenitor of the house of Hanover; George William, Margrave of
+Brandenburg, and ancestor of the Prussian house that has given an
+emperor to Germany; Maximilian, Duke of Bavaria; Maurice, landgrave of
+Hesse; Christian, Duke of Brunswick and Lunenburg; John Frederick, Duke
+of Wuertemberg and Teck; John, Count of Nassau; Henry, Duke of Lorraine;
+Isabella, Infanta of Spain and ruler of the Low Countries; Maurice,
+fourth Prince of Orange; Charles Emanuel, Duke of Savoy and ancestor of
+the King of United Italy; Cosmo de' Medici, third Grand Duke of
+Florence; Antonio Priuli, ninety-third Doge of Venice, just after the
+terrible tragedy commemorated on the English stage as "Venice
+Preserved"; Bethlehem Gabor, Prince of Unitarian Transylvania, and
+elected King of Hungary, with the countenance of an African; and the
+Sultan Mustapha, of Constantinople, twentieth ruler of the Turks.
+
+Such at that time were the crowned sovereigns of Europe, whose names
+were mentioned always with awe, and whose countenances are handed down
+by art, so that at this day they are visible to the curious as if they
+walked these streets. Mark now the contrast. There was no artist for our
+forefathers, nor are their countenances now known to men; but more than
+any powerful contemporaries at whose tread the earth trembled is their
+memory sacred. [Applause.] Pope, emperor, king, sultan, grand-duke,
+duke, doge, margrave, landgrave, count--what are they all by the side of
+the humble company that landed on Plymouth Rock? Theirs, indeed, were
+the ensigns of worldly power, but our Pilgrims had in themselves that
+inborn virtue which was more than all else besides, and their landing
+was an epoch.
+
+Who in the imposing troop of worldly grandeur is now remembered but with
+indifference or contempt? If I except Gustavus Adolphus, it is because
+he revealed a superior character. Confront the Mayflower and the
+Pilgrims with the potentates who occupied such space in the world. The
+former are ascending into the firmament, there to shine forever, while
+the latter have been long dropping into the darkness of oblivion, to be
+brought forth only to point a moral or illustrate the fame of
+contemporaries whom they regarded not. [Applause.] Do I err in supposing
+this an illustration of the supremacy which belongs to the triumphs of
+the moral nature? At first impeded or postponed, they at last prevail.
+Theirs is a brightness which, breaking through all clouds, will shine
+forth with ever-increasing splendor.
+
+I have often thought that if I were a preacher, if I had the honor to
+occupy the pulpit so grandly filled by my friend near me [gracefully
+inclining toward Mr. Beecher], one of my sermons should be from the
+text, "A little leaven shall leaven the whole lump." Nor do I know a
+better illustration of these words than the influence exerted by our
+Pilgrims. That small band, with the lesson of self-sacrifice, of just
+and equal laws, of the government of a majority, of unshrinking loyalty
+to principle, is now leavening this whole continent, and in the fulness
+of time will leaven the world. [Great applause.] By their example,
+republican institutions have been commended, and in proportion as we
+imitate them will these institutions be assured. [Applause.]
+
+Liberty, which we so much covet, is not a solitary plant. Always by its
+side is Justice. [Applause.] But Justice is nothing but right applied to
+human affairs. Do not forget, I entreat you, that with the highest
+morality is the highest liberty. A great poet, in one of his inspired
+sonnets, speaking of this priceless possession, has said, "But who loves
+that must first be wise and good." Therefore do the Pilgrims in their
+beautiful example teach liberty, teach republican institutions, as at an
+earlier day, Socrates and Plato, in their lessons of wisdom, taught
+liberty and helped the idea of the republic. If republican government
+has thus far failed in any experiment, as, perhaps, somewhere in Spanish
+America, it is because these lessons have been wanting. There have been
+no Pilgrims to teach the moral law.
+
+Mr. President, with these thoughts, which I imperfectly express, I
+confess my obligations to the forefathers of New England, and offer to
+them the homage of a grateful heart. But not in thanksgiving only would
+I celebrate their memory. I would if I could make their example a
+universal lesson, and stamp it upon the land. [Applause.] The conscience
+which directed them should be the guide for our public councils. The
+just and equal laws which they required should be ordained by us, and
+the hospitality to truth which was their rule should be ours. Nor would
+I forget their courage and steadfastness. Had they turned back or
+wavered, I know not what would have been the record of this continent,
+but I see clearly that a great example would have been lost. [Applause.]
+Had Columbus yielded to his mutinous crew and returned to Spain without
+his great discovery; had Washington shrunk away disheartened by British
+power and the snows of New Jersey, these great instances would have been
+wanting for the encouragement of men. But our Pilgrims belong to the
+same heroic company, and their example is not less precious. [Applause.]
+
+Only a short time after the landing on Plymouth Rock, the great
+republican poet, John Milton, wrote his "Comus," so wonderful for beauty
+and truth. His nature was more refined than that of the Pilgrims, and
+yet it requires little effort of imagination to catch from one of them,
+or at least from their beloved pastor, the exquisite, almost angelic
+words at the close--
+
+ "Mortals, who would follow me,
+ Love Virtue; she alone is free;
+ She can teach ye how to climb
+ Higher than the sphery chime.
+ Or if Virtue feeble were,
+ Heaven itself would stoop to her."
+
+[At the conclusion of Senator Sumner's speech the audience arose and
+gave cheer upon cheer.]
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS DEWITT TALMAGE
+
+
+BEHOLD THE AMERICAN!
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. T. DeWitt Talmage at the eighty-first annual
+ dinner of the New England Society in the City of New York, December
+ 22, 1886. The President of the Society, Judge Horace Russell,
+ introduced Dr. Talmage to speak to the toast, "Forefathers' Day."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, AND ALL YOU GOOD NEW ENGLANDERS: If we leave to
+the evolutionists to guess where we came from and to the theologians to
+prophesy where we are going to, we still have left for consideration the
+fact that we are here; and we are here at an interesting time. Of all
+the centuries this is the best century, and of all the decades of the
+century this is the best decade, and of all the years of the decade this
+is the best year, and of all the months of the year this is the best
+month, and of all the nights of the month this is the best night.
+[Applause and laughter.] Many of these advantages we trace straight back
+to Forefathers' Day, about which I am to speak.
+
+But I must not introduce a new habit into these New England dinners and
+confine myself to the one theme. For eighty-one years your speakers have
+been accustomed to make the toast announced the point from which they
+start, but to which they never return. [Laughter.] So I shall not stick
+to my text, but only be particular to have all I say my own, and not
+make the mistake of a minister whose sermon was a patchwork from a
+variety of authors, to whom he gave no credit. There was an intoxicated
+wag in the audience who had read about everything, and he announced the
+authors as the minister went on. The clergyman gave an extract without
+any credit to the author, and the man in the audience cried out:
+"That's Jeremy Taylor." The speaker went on and gave an extract from
+another author without credit for it, and the man in the audience said:
+"That is John Wesley." The minister gave an extract from another author
+without credit for it, and the man in the audience said: "That is George
+Whitefield." When the minister lost his patience and cried out, "Shut
+up, you old fool!" the man in the audience replied: "That is your own."
+[Laughter.]
+
+Well, what about this Forefathers' Day? In Brooklyn they say the Landing
+of the Pilgrims was December the 21st; in New York you say it was
+December the 22d. You are both right. Not through the specious and
+artful reasoning you have sometimes indulged in, but by a little
+historical incident that seems to have escaped your attention. You see,
+the Forefathers landed in the morning of December the 21st, but about
+noon that day a pack of hungry wolves swept down the bleak American
+beach looking for a New England dinner [laughter], and a band of savages
+out for a tomahawk picnic hove in sight, and the Pilgrim Fathers thought
+it best for safety and warmth to go on board the Mayflower and pass the
+night. [Renewed laughter.] And during the night there came up a strong
+wind blowing off shore that swept the Mayflower from its moorings clear
+out to sea, and there was a prospect that our Forefathers, having
+escaped oppression in foreign lands, would yet go down under an oceanic
+tempest. But the next day they fortunately got control of their ship and
+steered her in, and the second time the Forefathers stepped ashore.
+
+Brooklyn celebrated the first landing; New York the second landing. So I
+say Hail! Hail! to both celebrations, for one day, anyhow, could not do
+justice to such a subject; and I only wish I could have kissed the
+blarney stone of America, which is Plymouth Rock, so that I might have
+done justice to this subject. [Laughter and applause.] Ah, gentlemen,
+that Mayflower was the ark that floated the deluge of oppression, and
+Plymouth Rock was the Ararat on which it landed.
+
+But let me say that these Forefathers were of no more importance than
+the Foremothers. [Applause.] As I understand it, there were eight of
+them--that is, four fathers and four mothers--from whom all these
+illustrious New Englanders descended. Now I was not born in New England,
+though far back my ancestors lived in Connecticut, and then crossed over
+to Long Island and there joined the Dutch, and that mixture of Yankee
+and Dutch makes royal blood. [Applause.] Neither is perfect without the
+other, the Yankee in a man's nature saying "Go ahead!" the Dutch in his
+blood saying, "Be prudent while you do go ahead!" Some people do not
+understand why Long Island was stretched along parallel with all of the
+Connecticut coast. I have no doubt that it was so placed that the Dutch
+might watch the Yankees. [Laughter.]
+
+But though not born in New England, in my boyhood I had a New England
+schoolmaster, whom I shall never forget. He taught us our A, B, C's.
+"What is that?" "I don't know, sir." "That's A" [with a slap]. "What is
+that?" "I don't know, sir." [With a slap]--"That is B." [Laughter.] I
+tell you, a boy that learned his letters in that way never forgot them;
+and if the boy was particularly dull, then this New England schoolmaster
+would take him over the knee, and then the boy got his information from
+both directions. [Renewed laughter.]
+
+But all these things aside, no one sitting at these tables has higher
+admiration for the Pilgrim Fathers than I have--the men who believed in
+two great doctrines, which are the foundation of every religion that is
+worth anything: namely, the fatherhood of God and the brotherhood of
+Man--these men of backbone and endowed with that great and magnificent
+attribute of stick-to-it-iveness. Macaulay said that no one ever sneered
+at the Puritans who had met them in halls of debate or crossed swords
+with them on the field of battle. [Applause.] They are sometimes defamed
+for their rigorous Sabbaths, but our danger is in the opposite direction
+of no Sabbaths at all. It is said that they destroyed witches. I wish
+that they had cleared them all out, for the world is full of witches
+yet, and if at all these tables there is a man who has not sometimes
+been bewitched, let him hold up his glass of ice-water. [Laughter.] It
+is said that these Forefathers carried religion into everything, and
+before a man kissed his wife he asked a blessing, and afterward said:
+"Having received another favor from the Lord, let us return thanks."
+[Laughter.] But our great need now is more religion in every-day life.
+
+I think their plain diet had much to do with their ruggedness of nature.
+They had not as many good things to eat as we have, and they had better
+digestion. Now, all the evening some of our best men sit with an awful
+bad feeling at the pit of their stomach, and the food taken fails to
+assimilate, and in the agitated digestive organs the lamb and the cow
+lie down together and get up just as they have a mind to. [Laughter.]
+After dinner I sat down with my friend to talk. He had for many years
+been troubled with indigestion. I felt guilty when I insisted on his
+taking that last piece of lemon pie. I knew that pastry always made him
+crusty. I said to him: "I never felt better in all my life; how do you
+feel?" And putting one hand over one piece of lemon pie and the other
+hand over the other piece of lemon pie, he said: "I feel miserable."
+Smaller varieties of food had the old Fathers, but it did them more
+good.
+
+Still, take it all in all, I think the descendants of the Pilgrim
+Fathers are as good as their ancestors, and in many ways better.
+Children are apt to be an echo of their ancestors. We are apt to put a
+halo around the Forefathers, but I expect that at our age they were very
+much like ourselves. People are not wise when they long for the good old
+days. They say: "Just think of the pride of people at this day! Just
+look at the ladies' hats!" [Laughter.] Why, there is nothing in the
+ladies' hats of to-day equal to the coal-scuttle hats a hundred years
+ago. They say: "Just look at the way people dress their hair!" Why, the
+extremest style of to-day will not equal the top-knots which our
+great-grandmothers wore, put up with high combs that we would have
+thought would have made our great-grandfathers die with laughter. The
+hair was lifted into a pyramid a foot high. On the top of that tower lay
+a white rose. Shoes of bespangled white kid, and heels two or three
+inches high. Grandfather went out to meet her on the floor with a coat
+of sky-blue silk and vest of white satin embroidered with gold lace,
+lace ruffles around his wrist and his hair flung in a queue. The great
+George Washington had his horse's hoofs blackened when about to appear
+on a parade, and writes to Europe ordering sent for the use of himself
+and family, one silver-lace hat, one pair of silver shoe-buckles, a
+coat made of fashionable silk, one pair of gold sleeve-buttons, six
+pairs of kid gloves, one dozen most fashionable cambric
+pocket-handkerchiefs, besides ruffles and tucker. That was George.
+[Laughter.]
+
+Talk about dissipations, ye who have ever seen the old-fashioned
+sideboard! Did I not have an old relative who always, when visitors
+came, used to go upstairs and take a drink through economical habits,
+not offering anything to his visitors? [Laughter.] On the old-fashioned
+training days the most sober men were apt to take a day to themselves.
+Many of the familiar drinks of to-day were unknown to them, but their
+hard cider, mint julep, metheglin, hot toddy, and lemonade in which the
+lemon was not at all prominent, sometimes made lively work for the
+broad-brimmed hats and silver knee-buckles. Talk of dissipating parties
+of to-day and keeping of late hours! Why, did they not have their "bees"
+and sausage-stuffings and tea-parties and dances, that for heartiness
+and uproar utterly eclipsed all the waltzes, lanciers, redowas, and
+breakdowns of the nineteenth century, and they never went home till
+morning. And as to the old-time courtships, oh, my! Washington Irving
+describes them. [Laughter.]
+
+But though your Forefathers may not have been much, if any, better than
+yourselves, let us extol them for the fact that they started this
+country in the right direction. They laid the foundation for American
+manhood. The foundation must be more solid and firm and unyielding than
+any other part of the structure. On that Puritanic foundation we can
+safely build all nationalities. [Applause.] Let us remember that the
+coming American is to be an admixture of all foreign bloods. In about
+twenty-five or fifty years the model American will step forth. He will
+have the strong brain of the German, the polished manners of the French,
+the artistic taste of the Italian, the stanch heart of the English, the
+steadfast piety of the Scotch, the lightning wit of the Irish, and when
+he steps forth, bone, muscle, nerve, brain entwined with the fibres of
+all nationalities, the nations will break out in the cry: "Behold the
+American!" [Applause.]
+
+Columbus discovered only the shell of this country. Agassiz came and
+discovered fossiliferous America. Silliman came and discovered
+geological America. Audubon came and discovered bird America. Longfellow
+came and discovered poetic America; and there are a half-dozen other
+Americas yet to be discovered.
+
+I never realized what this country was and is as on the day when I first
+saw some of these gentlemen of the Army and Navy. It was when at the
+close of the War our armies came back and marched in review before the
+President's stand at Washington. I do not care whether a man was a
+Republican or a Democrat, a Northern man or a Southern man, if he had
+any emotion of nature, he could not look upon it without weeping. God
+knew that the day was stupendous, and He cleared the heaven of cloud and
+mist and chill, and sprung the blue sky as the triumphal arch for the
+returning warriors to pass under. From Arlington Heights the spring
+foliage shook out its welcome, as the hosts came over the hills, and the
+sparkling waters of the Potomac tossed their gold to the feet of the
+battalions as they came to the Long Bridge and in almost interminable
+line passed over. The Capitol never seemed so majestic as that morning:
+snowy white, looking down upon the tides of men that came surging down,
+billow after billow. Passing in silence, yet I heard in every step the
+thunder of conflicts through which they had waded, and seemed to see
+dripping from their smoke-blackened flags the blood of our country's
+martyrs. For the best part of two days we stood and watched the filing
+on of what seemed endless battalions, brigade after brigade, division
+after division, host after host, rank beyond rank; ever moving, ever
+passing; marching, marching; tramp, tramp, tramp--thousands after
+thousands, battery front, arms shouldered, columns solid, shoulder to
+shoulder, wheel to wheel, charger to charger, nostril to nostril.
+
+Commanders on horses with their manes entwined with roses, and necks
+enchained with garlands, fractious at the shouts that ran along the
+line, increasing from the clapping of children clothed in white,
+standing on the steps of the Capitol, to the tumultuous vociferation of
+hundreds of thousands of enraptured multitudes, crying "Huzza! Huzza!"
+Gleaming muskets, thundering parks of artillery, rumbling pontoon
+wagons, ambulances from whose wheels seemed to sound out the groans of
+the crushed and the dying that they had carried. These men came from
+balmy Minnesota, those from Illinois prairies. These were often hummed
+to sleep by the pines of Oregon, those were New England lumbermen. Those
+came out of the coal-shafts of Pennsylvania. Side by side in one great
+cause, consecrated through fire and storm and darkness, brothers in
+peril, on their way home from Chancellorsville and Kenesaw Mountain and
+Fredericksburg, in lines that seemed infinite they passed on.
+
+We gazed and wept and wondered, lifting up our heads to see if the end
+had come, but no! Looking from one end of that long avenue to the other,
+we saw them yet in solid column, battery front, host beyond host, wheel
+to wheel, charger to charger, nostril to nostril, coming as it were from
+under the Capitol. Forward! Forward! Their bayonets, caught in the sun,
+glimmered and flashed and blazed, till they seemed like one long river
+of silver, ever and anon changed into a river of fire. No end to the
+procession, no rest for the eyes. We turned our heads from the scene,
+unable longer to look. We felt disposed to stop our ears, but still we
+heard it, marching, marching; tramp, tramp, tramp. But hush,--uncover
+every head! Here they pass, the remnant of ten men of a full regiment.
+Silence! Widowhood and orphanage look on and wring their hands. But
+wheel into line, all ye people! North, South, East, West--all decades,
+all centuries, all millenniums! Forward, the whole line! Huzza! Huzza!
+[Great applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WHAT I KNOW ABOUT THE DUTCH
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. T. DeWitt Talmage at the seventh annual dinner
+ of the Holland Society of New York, January 14, 1892. The President
+ of the Society, George M. Van Hoesen, said: "The next regular toast
+ is: 'What I Know about the Dutch,' which will be responded to by a
+ gentleman who needs no introduction--the Rev. Dr. T. DeWitt
+ Talmage."]
+
+
+Oh, Judge Van Hoesen, this is not the first time we have been side by
+side, for we were college boys together; and I remember that there was
+this difference between us--you seemed to know about everything, and it
+would take a very large library, a library larger than the Vatican, to
+tell all that I didn't know. It is good to be here. What a multitude of
+delightful people there are in this world! If you and I had been
+consulted as to which of all the stars we would choose to walk upon, we
+could not have done a wiser thing than to select this. I have always
+been glad that I got aboard this planet. There are three classes of
+people that I especially admire--men, women, and children. I have
+enjoyed this banquet very much, for there are two places where I always
+have a good appetite--at home and away from home. I have not been
+interfered with as were some gentlemen that I heard of at a public
+dinner some years ago. A greenhorn, who had never seen a great banquet,
+came to the city, and, looking through the door, said to his friends who
+were showing him the sights: "Who are those gentlemen who are eating so
+heartily?" The answer was: "They are the men who pay for the dinner."
+"And who are those gentlemen up there on the elevation looking so pale
+and frightened and eating nothing?" "Oh," said his friend, "those are
+the fellows who make the speeches."
+
+It is very appropriate that we should celebrate the Hollanders by hearty
+eating, for you know the royal house that the Hollanders admire above
+any other royal house, is named after one of the most delicious fruits
+on this table--the house of Orange. I feel that I have a right to be
+here. While I have in my arteries the blood of many nationalities, so
+that I am a cosmopolitan and feel at home anywhere, there is in my veins
+a strong tide of Dutch blood. My mother was a Van Nest, and I was
+baptized in a Dutch church and named after a Dutch Domini, graduated at
+a Dutch theological seminary, and was ordained by a Dutch minister,
+married a Dutch girl, preached thirteen years in a Dutch church, and
+always took a Dutch newspaper; and though I have got off into another
+denomination, I am thankful to say that, while nearly all of our
+denominations are in hot water, each one of them having on a big
+ecclesiastical fight--and you know when ministers do fight, they fight
+like sin--I am glad that the old Dutch Church sails on over unruffled
+seas, and the flag at her masthead is still inscribed with "Peace and
+good-will to men." Departed spirits of John Livingston and Gabriel
+Ludlow, and Dr. Van Draken and magnificent Thomas de Witt, from your
+thrones witness!
+
+Gentlemen here to-night have spoken much already in regard to what
+Holland did on the other side of the sea; and neither historian's pen,
+nor poet's canto, nor painter's pencil nor sculptor's chisel, nor
+orator's tongue, can ever tell the full story of the prowess of those
+people. Isn't it strange that two of the smallest sections of the earth
+should have produced most of the grandest history of the world?
+Palestine, only a little over 100 miles in length, yet yielding the most
+glorious event of all history; and little Holland, only about one
+quarter of the size of the State of New Jersey, achieving wonderful
+history and wonderful deeds not only at home, but starting an influence
+under which Robert Burns wrote "A man's a man for a' that," and sending
+across the Atlantic a thunder of indignation against oppression of which
+the American Declaration of Independence, and Yorktown and Bunker Hill,
+and Monmouth and Gettysburg, are only the echoes!
+
+As I look across the ocean to-night, I say: England for manufactories,
+Germany for scholarship, France for manners, Italy for pictures--but
+Holland for liberty and for God! And leaving to other gentlemen to tell
+that story--for they can tell it better than I can--I can to-night get
+but little further than our own immediate Dutch ancestors, most of whom
+have already taken the sacrament of the dust. Ah, what a glorious race
+of old folks they were! May our right hand forget its cunning, and our
+tongue cleave to the roof of the mouth, if we forget to honor their
+memories! What good advice they gave us; and when they went away
+forever--well, our emotions were a little different as we stood over the
+silent forms of the two old folks. In one case I think the dominant
+emotion was reverence. In the other case I think it was tenderness, and
+a wish that we could go with her.--
+
+ "Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight;
+ Make me a child again, just for to-night!
+ Mother, come back from the echoless shore,
+ Take me again to your heart as of yore;
+ Kiss from my forehead the furrows of care,
+ Smooth the few silver threads out of my hair;
+ Over my slumbers a loving watch keep;--
+ Rock me to sleep, mother--rock me to sleep!"
+
+My, my! doesn't the old Dutch home come back to us, and don't we see the
+plain cap, and the large round spectacles, and the shoulders that stoop
+from carrying our burden! Was there ever any other hand like hers to
+wipe away a tear, or to bind up a wound; for when she put the
+far-sighted spectacles clear up on her forehead, so that her eyes might
+the nearer look at the wound, it felt better right away! And have we
+ever since heard any music like that which she hushed us to sleep
+with--could any prima donna sing as she could! And could any other face
+so fill a room with light and comfort and peace!
+
+Mr. President, Dutch blood is good blood. We do not propose to
+antagonize any other to-night; but at our public dinners, about December
+21st, we are very apt to get into the Mayflower and sail around the New
+England coast. I think it will be good for us to-night to take another
+boat quite as good, and sail around New York harbor in the Half-Moon.
+
+I heard, years ago, the difference illustrated between the Yankee and
+the Dutchman. There was an explosion on a Mississippi River steamboat;
+the boiler burst, and the passengers were thrown into the air. After the
+accident, the captain came around to inquire in regard to them, and he
+found the Dutchman, but not the Yankee; and he said to the Dutchman,
+"Did you see anything of that Yankee?" The Dutchman replied, "Oh, yes;
+when I vas going up, he vas coming down." Now, the Dutch blood may not
+be quite so quick as the Yankee, but it is more apt to be sure it is
+right before it goes ahead. Dutch blood means patience, fidelity, and
+perseverance. It means faith in God also. Yes, it means generosity. I
+hardly ever knew a mean Dutchman. That man who fell down dead in my
+native village couldn't have had any Dutch blood in him. He was over
+eighty years of age, and had never given a cent to any benevolent object
+during his life; but in a moment of weakness, when he saw a face of
+distress, he gave a cent to an unfortunate man, and immediately dropped
+dead; and the surgeon declared, after the post-mortem examination, that
+he died of sudden enlargement of the heart. Neither is there any such
+mean man among the Dutch as that man who was so economical in regard to
+meat that he cut off a dog's tail and roasted it and ate the meat, and
+then gave the bone back to the dog. Or that other mean man I heard of,
+who was so economical that he used a wart on the back of his neck for a
+collar-button. I have so much faith in Holland blood, that I declare the
+more Hollanders come to this country the better we ought to like it.
+Wherever they try to land, let them land on our American soil; for all
+this continent is going to be after a while under one government. I
+suppose you have noticed how the governments on the southern part of the
+continent are gradually melting into our own; and soon the difficulty on
+the north between Canada and the United States will be amicably settled
+and the time will come when the United States Government will offer hand
+and heart in marriage to beautiful and hospitable Canada; and when the
+United States shall so offer its hand in marriage, Canada will blush and
+look down, and, thinking of her allegiance across the sea, will say,
+"Ask mother."
+
+In a suggestive letter which the chairman of the committee wrote me,
+inviting me to take part in this entertainment, he very beautifully and
+potently said that the Republic of the Netherlands had given hospitality
+in the days that are past to English Puritans and French Huguenots and
+Polish refugees and Portuguese Jews, and prospered; and I thought, as I
+read that letter, "Why, then, if the Republic of the Netherlands was so
+hospitable to other nations, surely we ought to be hospitable to all
+nations, especially to Hollanders." Oh, this absurd talk about "America
+for Americans!" Why, there isn't a man here to-night that is not
+descended from some foreigner, unless he is an Indian. Why, the native
+Americans were Modocs, Chippewas, Cherokees, Chickasaws, and Seminoles,
+and such like. Suppose, when our fathers were trying to come to this
+country, the Indians had stood on Plymouth Rock and at the Highlands of
+the Navesink, and when the Hollanders and the Pilgrim Fathers attempted
+to land, had shouted, "Back with you to Holland and to England; America
+for Americans!" Had that watchword been an early and successful cry,
+where now stand our cities would have stood Indian wigwams; and canoes
+instead of steamers would have tracked the Hudson and the Connecticut;
+and, instead of the Mississippi being the main artery of the continent,
+it would have been only a trough for deer and antelope and wild pigeons
+to drink out of. What makes this cry of "America for the Americans" the
+more absurd and the more inhuman is that some in this country, who
+themselves arrived here in their boyhood or only one or two generations
+back, are joining in the cry. Having escaped themselves into this
+beautiful land, they say: "Shut the door of escape for others." Getting
+themselves on our shores in the life-boat from the shipwreck, they say:
+"Haul up the boat on the beach, and let the rest of the passengers go to
+the bottom." Men who have yet on them a Holland, or Scotch, or German,
+or English, or Irish brogue, are crying out: "America for the
+Americans!" What if the native inhabitants of heaven (I mean the angels,
+the cherubim, and the seraphim, for they were born there) should say to
+us when we arrive there at last, "Go back. Heaven for the Heavenians!"
+
+Of course, we do not want foreign nations to make this a convict colony.
+We wouldn't let their thieves and anarchists land here, nor even wipe
+their feet on the mat of the outside door of this continent. When they
+send their criminals here, let us put them in chains and send them back.
+This country must not be made the dumping-ground for foreign
+vagabondism. But for the hard-working and industrious people who come
+here, do not let us build up any wall around New York harbor to keep
+them out, or it will after a while fall down with a red-hot thunderburst
+of God's indignation. Suppose you are a father, and you have five
+children. One is named Philip, and Philip says to his brothers and
+sisters: "Now, John, you go and live in the small room at the end of the
+hall. George, you go and stay up in the garret. Mary, you go and live in
+the cellar, and Fannie, you go and live in the kitchen, and don't any of
+you come out. I am Philip, and will occupy the parlor; I like it; I like
+the lambrequins at the window, and I like the pictures on the wall. I am
+Philip, and, being Philip, the parlor shall only be for the Philipians."
+You, the father, come home, and you say: "Fannie, what are you doing in
+the kitchen? Come out of there." And you say to Mary, "Mary, come out of
+that cellar." And you say to John, "John, don't stay shut up in that
+small room. Come out of there." And you say to George, "George, come
+down out of that garret." And you say to the children, "This is my
+house. You can go anywhere in it that you want to." And you go and haul
+Philip out of the parlor, and you tell him that his brothers and sisters
+have just as much right in there as he has, and that they are all to
+enjoy it. Now, God is our Father, and this world is a house of several
+rooms, and God has at least five children--the North American continent,
+the South American continent, the Asiatic continent, the European
+continent, and the African continent. The North American continent
+sneaks away, and says: "I prefer the parlor. You South Americans,
+Asiatics, Europeans, and Africans, you stay in your own rooms; this is
+the place for me; I prefer it, and I am going to stay in the parlor; I
+like the front windows facing on the Atlantic, and the side windows
+facing on the Pacific, and the nice piazza on the south where the sun
+shines, and the glorious view from the piazza to the north." And God,
+the Father, comes in and sends thunder and lightning through the house,
+and says to his son, the American continent: "You are no more my child
+than are all these others, and they have just as much right to enjoy
+this part of my house as you have."
+
+It will be a great day for the health of our American atmosphere when
+this race prejudice is buried in the earth. Come, bring your spades, and
+let us dig a grave for it; and dig it deep down into the heart of the
+earth, but not clear through to China, lest the race prejudice should
+fasten the prejudice on the other side. Having got this grave deeply
+dug, come, let us throw in all the hard things that have been said and
+written between Jew and Gentile, between Protestant and Catholic,
+between Turk and Russian, between French and English, between Mongolian
+and anti-Mongolian, between black and white; and then let us set up a
+tombstone and put upon it the epitaph: "Here lies the monster that
+cursed the earth for nearly three thousand years. He has departed to go
+to perdition, from which he started. No peace to his ashes."
+
+From this glorious Holland dinner let us go out trying to imitate the
+virtues of our ancestors, the men who built the Holland dikes, which are
+the only things that ever conquered the sea, slapping it in the face and
+making it go back. There was a young Holland engineer who was to be
+married to a maiden living in one of the villages sheltered by these
+dikes, and in the evening there was to be a banquet in honor of the
+wedding, which was to be given to the coming bridegroom. But all day
+long the sea was raging and beating against the dikes. And this engineer
+reasoned with himself: "Shall I go to the banquet which is to be given
+in my honor, or shall I go and join my workmen down on the dikes?" And
+he finally concluded that it was his duty to go and join his workmen on
+the dikes, and he went. And when the poor fellows toiling there saw that
+their engineer was coming to help them, they set up a cheer. The
+engineer had a rope put around him and was lowered down into the surf,
+and other men came and had ropes put about them, and they were lowered
+down. And after a while the cry was heard: "More mortar and more blocks
+of stone!" But there were no more. "Now," said the Holland engineer,
+"men, take off your clothes!" and they took them off, and they stopped
+up the holes in the dikes. But still the stones were giving way against
+the mighty wrath of the strong sea which was beating against them. And
+then the Holland engineer said: "We cannot do any more. My men, get on
+your knees and pray to God for help." And they got down on their knees
+and they prayed; and the wind began to silence, and the sea began to
+cease its angry wavings, and the wall was saved; and all the people who
+lived in the village went on with the banquet and the dance, for they
+did not know their peril, and they were all saved.
+
+What you and I ought to do is to go out and help build up the dikes
+against the ocean of crime and depravity and sin which threatens to
+overwhelm this nation. Men of Holland, descend!--to the dikes! to the
+dikes! Bring all the faith and all the courage of your ancestors to the
+work, and then get down on your knees, and kneel with us on the creaking
+wall, and pray to the God of the wind and of the sea that He may hush
+the one and silence the other.
+
+
+
+
+BAYARD TAYLOR
+
+
+TRIBUTE TO GOETHE
+
+ [Speech of Bayard Taylor at a reception given in his honor by the
+ Goethe Club, New York City, March 20, 1878. The reception was held
+ in recognition of Mr. Taylor's appointment as United States
+ Minister to Germany. Dr. A. Ruppaner, President of the Club,
+ presided.]
+
+
+It is difficult for me to respond fitly to what you have done,
+fellow-members of the Goethe Club, and what my old friend Parke Godwin
+has said. I may take gratefully whatever applies to an already
+accomplished work, but I cannot accept any reference to any work yet to
+be done without a feeling of doubt and uncertainty. No man can count on
+future success without seeming to invoke the evil fates.
+
+I am somewhat relieved in knowing that this reception, by which I am so
+greatly honored, is not wholly owing to the official distinction which
+has been conferred upon me by the President. I am informed that it had
+been already intended by the Goethe Club as a large and liberal
+recognition of my former literary labors, and I will only refer a moment
+to the diplomatic post in order that there may be no misconception of my
+position in accepting it.
+
+The fact that for years past I have designed writing a new biography of
+the great German master, is generally known; there was no necessity for
+keeping it secret; it has been specially mentioned by the press since my
+appointment, and I need not hesitate to say that the favor of our
+government will give me important facilities in the prosecution of the
+work. [Applause.]
+
+But the question has also been asked, here and there--and very
+naturally--is a Minister to a foreign Court to be appointed for such a
+purpose? I answer, No! The Minister's duty to the government and to the
+interests of his fellow-citizens is always paramount. I shall go to
+Berlin with the full understanding of the character of the services I
+may be expected to render, and the honest determination to fulfil them
+to the best of my ability.
+
+But, as my friends know, I have the power and the habit of doing a great
+deal of work; and I think no one will complain if, instead of the
+recreation which others allow themselves, I should find my own
+recreation in another form of labor.
+
+I hope to secure at least two hours out of each twenty-four for my own
+work, without detriment to my official duties--and if two hours are not
+practicable, one must suffice. I shall be in the midst of the material I
+most need--I shall be able to make the acquaintance of the men and women
+who can give me the best assistance--and without looking forward
+positively to the completion of the task, I may safely say that this
+opportunity gives me a cheerful hope of being able to complete it.
+
+I was first led to the study of Goethe's life by the necessity of making
+the full meaning of his greatest poem clear to the readers of our
+language. I found that he himself was a better guide for me than all his
+critics and commentators. I learned to understand the grand
+individuality of his nature, and his increasing importance as an
+intellectual force in our century. I owe as much to him in the way of
+stimulus as to any other poet whatever. Except Shakespeare, no other
+poet has ever so thoroughly inculcated the value of breadth, the
+advantage of various knowledge, as the chief element of the highest
+human culture. Through the form of his creative activity, Shakespeare
+could only teach this lesson indirectly. Goethe taught it always in the
+most direct and emphatic manner, for it was the governing principle of
+his nature. It is not yet fifty years since he died, but he has already
+become a permanent elemental power, the operation of which will continue
+through many generations to come. The fact that an association bearing
+his name exists and flourishes here in New York is a good omen for our
+own development.
+
+We grow, not by questioning or denying great minds--which is a very
+prevalent fashion of the day--but by reverently accepting whatever they
+can give us. The "heir of all the ages" is unworthy of his ancestors if
+he throws their legacy away. It is enough for me if this honor to-night
+reaches through and far beyond me, to Goethe. It is his name not mine,
+which has brought us together. Let me lay upon him--he is able to bear
+even that much--whatever of the honor I am not truly worthy to receive,
+and to thank you gratefully for what remains. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+SLASON THOMPSON
+
+
+THE ETHICS OF THE PRESS
+
+ [Speech of Slason Thompson at the seventy-fourth dinner and fourth
+ "Ladies' Night" of the Sunset Club, Chicago, Ill., April 26, 1894.
+ The Secretary, Alexander A. McCormick, presided. Mr. Thompson spoke
+ on the general topic of the evening's discussion, "The Ethics of
+ the Press."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--It would be interesting, I think,
+for the gentlemen of the press who are here to-night if they could find
+out from what newspaper in Chicago the last speaker [Howard L. Smith]
+derives his idea of the press of Chicago. I stand here to say that there
+is no such paper printed in this city. There may be one that, perhaps,
+comes close down to his ideas of the press of Chicago, but there is only
+one--a weekly--and I believe it is printed in New York. The reverend
+gentleman who began the discussion to-night started into this subject
+very much like a coon, and as we listened, as he went on, we perceived
+he came out a porcupine. He was scientific in everything he said in
+favor of the press; unscientific in everything against it. He spoke to
+you in favor of the suppression of news, which means, I take it, the
+dissemination of crime. He spoke to you in favor of the suppression of
+sewer-gas. Chicago to-day owes its good health to the fact that we do
+discuss sewer-gas. A reverend gentleman once discussing the province of
+the press, spoke of its province as the suppression of news. If some
+gentlemen knew the facts that come to us, they would wonder at our
+lenience to their faults. The question of an anonymous press has been
+brought up. If you will glance over the files of the newspapers
+throughout the world, you will find in that country where the articles
+are signed the press is most corrupt, weakest, most venal, and has the
+least influence of any press in the world. To tell me that a reporter
+who writes an article is of more consequence than the editor, is to tell
+me a thing I believe you do not believe.
+
+When Charles A. Dana was asked what was the first essential in
+publishing a newspaper, he is said to have replied, "Raise Cain and sell
+papers." Whether the story is true or not, his answer comes as near a
+general definition of the governing principle in newspaper offices as
+you are likely to get.
+
+Strictly speaking, there is no such thing as ethics of the press. Each
+newspaper editor, publisher, or proprietor--whoever is the controlling
+spirit behind the types, the man who pockets the profits, or empties his
+pockets to make good the losses--his will, his judgment, his conscience,
+his hopes, necessities, or ambitions, constitute the ethics of one
+newspaper--no more! There is no association of editors, no understanding
+or agreement to formulate ethics for the press. And if there were, not
+one of the parties to it would live up to it any more than the managers
+of railways live up to the agreements over which they spend so much
+time.
+
+The general press prints what the public wants; the specific newspaper
+prints what its editor thinks the class of readers to which it caters
+wants. If he gauges his public right, he succeeds; if he does not, he
+fails. You can no more make the people read a newspaper they do not want
+than you can make a horse drink when he is not thirsty. In this respect
+the pulpit has the better of the press. It can thrash over old straw and
+thunder forth distasteful tenets to its congregations year after year,
+and at least be sure of the continued attention of the sexton and the
+deacon who circulates the contribution-box.
+
+What are the ethics of the press of Chicago? They are those of Joseph
+Medill, Victor F. Lawson, H. H. Kohlsaat, John R. Walsh, Carter Harrison,
+Jr., Washington Hesing, individually, not collectively. As these
+gentlemen are personally able, conscientious, fearless for the right,
+patriotic, incorruptible, and devoted to the public good, so are their
+respective newspapers. If they are otherwise, so are their respective
+newspapers.
+
+As I have said before this club on another occasion, the citizens of
+Chicago are fortunate above those of any other great city in the United
+States in the average high character of their newspapers. They may have
+their faults, but who has not? Let him or her who is without fault throw
+stones.
+
+If the newspaper press is as bad as some people always pretend to think,
+how comes it that every good cause instinctively seeks its aid with
+almost absolute confidence of obtaining it? And how comes it that the
+workers of evil just as instinctively aim to fraudulently use it or
+silence it, and with such poor success?
+
+To expose and oppose wrong is an almost involuntary rule among newspaper
+workers--from chief to printer's devil. They make mistakes like others,
+they are tempted and fall like others, but I testify to a
+well-recognized intention of our profession, the rule is to learn the
+facts, and print them, too--to know the truth and not hide it under a
+bushel. Nine-tenths of the criticisms of the press one hears is the
+braying of the galled jades or the crackling of thorns under a pot.
+
+The press stands for light, not darkness. It is the greatest power in
+our modern civilization. Thieves and rascals of high and low degree hate
+and malign it, but no honest man has reasonable cause to fear the abuse
+of its power. It is a beacon, and not a false light. It casts its
+blessed beams into dark places, and while it brings countless crimes to
+light, it also reveals to the beneficence of the world the wrongs and
+needs of the necessitous. It is the embodiment of energy in the pursuit
+of news, for its name is Light, and its aim is Knowledge. Ignorance and
+crime flee from before it like mist before the God of Light. It stands
+to-day
+
+ "For the truth that lacks assistance,
+ For the wrong that needs resistance,
+ For the future in the distance,
+ And the good that it can do."
+
+It has no license to do wrong; it has boundless liberty and opportunity
+to do good.
+
+
+
+
+THEODORE TILTON
+
+
+WOMAN
+
+ [Speech of Theodore Tilton at the sixtieth annual dinner of the New
+ England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1865. The
+ Chairman, Joseph H. Choate, gave the following toast, "Woman--the
+ strong staff and beautiful rod which sustained and comforted our
+ forefathers during every step of the pilgrims' progress." Theodore
+ Tilton was called upon to respond.]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN:--It is somewhat to a modest man's embarrassment, on
+rising to this toast, to know that it has already been twice partially
+spoken to this evening--first by my friend, Senator Lane from Indiana,
+and just now, most eloquently, by the mayor-elect of New York [John T.
+Hoffman], who could not utter a better word in his own praise than to
+tell us that he married a Massachusetts wife. [Applause.] In choosing
+the most proper spot on this platform as my standpoint for such remarks
+as are appropriate to such a toast, my first impulse was to go to the
+other end of the table; for hereafter, Mr. Chairman, when you are in
+want of a man to speak for Woman, remember what Hamlet said, "Bring me
+the recorder!"[7] [Laughter.] But, on the other hand, here, at this end,
+a prior claim was put in from the State of Indiana, whose venerable
+Senator [Henry S. Lane] has expressed himself disappointed at finding no
+women present. So, as my toast introduces that sex, I feel bound to
+stand at the Senator's end of the room--not, however, too near the
+Senator's chair, for it may be dangerous to take Woman too near that
+"good-looking man." [Laughter and applause.] Therefore, gentlemen, I
+stand between these two chairs--the Army on my right [General Hancock],
+the Navy on my left [Admiral Farragut]--to hold over their heads a name
+that conquers both--Woman! [Applause.] The Chairman has pictured a
+vice-admiral tied for a little while to a mast; but it is the spirit of
+my sentiment to give you a vice-admiral tied life-long to a master.
+[Applause.] In the absence of woman, therefore, from this gilded feast,
+I summon her to your golden remembrance. There is an old English
+song--older, sir, than the Pilgrims:--
+
+ "By absence, this good means I gain,
+ That I can catch her
+ Where none can watch her,
+ In some close corner of my brain:
+ There I embrace and kiss her:
+ And so I both enjoy and miss her!"
+
+You must not forget, Mr. President, in eulogizing the early men of New
+England, who are your clients to-night, that it was only through the
+help of the early women of New England, who are mine, that your boasted
+heroes could ever have earned their title of the Pilgrim Fathers. [Great
+laughter.] A health, therefore, to the women in the cabin of the
+Mayflower! A cluster of May-flowers themselves, transplanted from summer
+in the old world to winter in the new! Counting over those matrons and
+maidens, they numbered, all told, just eighteen. Their names are now
+written among the heroines of history! For as over the ashes of Cornelia
+stood the epitaph "The Mother of the Gracchi," so over these women of
+the Pilgrimage we write as proudly "The Mothers of the Republic."
+[Applause.] There was good Mistress Bradford, whose feet were not
+allowed of God to kiss Plymouth Rock, and who, like Moses, came only
+near enough to see but not to enter the Promised Land. She was washed
+overboard from the deck--and to this day the sea is her grave and Cape
+Cod her monument! [Applause.] There was Mistress Carver, wife of the
+first governor, and who, when her husband fell under the stroke of
+sudden death, followed him first with heroic grief to the grave, and
+then, a fortnight after, followed him with heroic joy up into Heaven!
+[Applause.] There was Mistress White--the mother of the first child
+born to the New England Pilgrims on this continent. And it was a good
+omen, sir, that this historic babe was brought into the world on board
+the Mayflower between the time of the casting of her anchor and the
+landing of her passengers--a kind of amphibious prophecy that the
+new-born nation was to have a birthright inheritance over the sea and
+over the land. [Great applause.] There, also, was Rose Standish, whose
+name is a perpetual June fragrance, to mellow and sweeten those December
+winds. And there, too, was Mrs. Winslow, whose name is even more than a
+fragrance; it is a taste; for, as the advertisements say, "children cry
+for it"; it is a soothing syrup. [Great laughter.]
+
+Then, after the first vessel with these women, there came other
+women--loving hearts drawn from the olden land by those silken threads
+which afterwards harden into golden chains. For instance, Governor
+Bradford, a lonesome widower, went down to the sea-beach, and, facing
+the waves, tossed a love-letter over the wide ocean into the lap of
+Alice Southworth in old England, who caught it up, and read it, and
+said, "Yes, I will go." And she went! And it is said that the governor,
+at his second wedding, married his first love! Which, according to the
+New Theology, furnishes the providential reason why the first Mrs.
+Bradford fell overboard! [Great laughter.]
+
+Now, gentlemen, as you sit to-night in this elegant hall, think of the
+houses in which the Mayflower men and women lived in that first winter!
+Think of a cabin in the wilderness--where winds whistled--where wolves
+howled--where Indians yelled! And yet, within that log-house, burning
+like a lamp was the pure flame of Christian faith, love, patience,
+fortitude, heroism! As the Star of the East rested over the rude manger
+where Christ lay, so--speaking not irreverently--there rested over the
+roofs of the Pilgrims a Star of the West--the Star of Empire; and to-day
+that empire is the proudest in the world! [Applause.] And if we could
+summon up from their graves, and bring hither to-night, that olden
+company of long-mouldered men, and they could sit with us at this
+feast--in their mortal flesh--and with their stately presence--the whole
+world would make a pilgrimage to see those pilgrims! [Applause.] How
+quaint their attire! How grotesque their names! How we treasure every
+relic of their day and generation! And of all the heirlooms of the
+earlier times in Yankeeland, what household memorial is clustered round
+about with more sacred and touching associations than the
+spinning-wheel! The industrious mother sat by it doing her work while
+she instructed her children! The blushing daughter plied it diligently,
+while her sweetheart had a chair very close by. And you remember, too,
+another person who used it more than all the rest--that peculiar kind of
+maiden, well along in life, who, while she spun her yarn into one "blue
+stocking," spun herself into another. [Laughter.] But perhaps my toast
+forbids me to touch upon this well-known class of Yankee
+women--restricting me, rather, to such women as "comforted" the
+Pilgrims. [Laughter.]
+
+But, my friends, such of the Pilgrim Fathers as found good women to
+"comfort" them had, I am sure, their full share of matrimonial thorns in
+the flesh. For instance, I know of an early New England epitaph on a
+tombstone, in these words: "Obadiah and Sarah Wilkenson--their warfare
+is accomplished." [Uproarious laughter.] And among the early statutes of
+Connecticut--a State that began with blue laws, and ends with black
+[laughter]--there was one which said: "No Gospel minister shall unite
+people in marriage; the civil magistrates shall unite people in
+marriage; as they may do it with less scandal to the church." [Loud
+laughter.] Now, gentlemen, since Yankee clergymen fared so hard for
+wedding-fees in those days, is it to be wondered at that so many Yankee
+clergymen have escaped out of New England, and are here to-night?
+[Laughter.] Dropping their frailties in the graves which cover their
+ashes, I hold up anew to your love and respect the Forefathers of New
+England! And as the sons of the Pilgrims are worthy of their sires, so
+the daughters of the Pilgrims are worthy of their mothers. I hold that
+in true womanly worth, in housewifely thrift, in domestic skill, in
+every lovable and endearing quality, the present race of Yankee women
+are the women of the earth! [Applause.] And I trust that we shall yet
+have a Republic which, instead of disfranchising one-half its citizens,
+and that too by common consent its "better half," shall ordain the
+political equality, not only of both colors, but of both sexes! I
+believe in a reconstructed Union wherein every good woman shall have a
+wedding-ring on her finger, and a ballot in her hand! [Sensation.]
+
+And now, to close, let me give you just a bit of good advice. The
+cottages of our forefathers had few pictures on the walls, but many
+families had a print of "King Charles's Twelve Good Rules," the eleventh
+of which was, "Make no long meals." Now King Charles lost his head, and
+you will have leave to make a long meal. But when, after your long meal,
+you go home in the wee small hours, what do you expect to find? You will
+find my toast--"Woman, a beautiful rod!" [Laughter.] Now my advice is,
+"Kiss the rod!" [Great laughter, during which Mr. Tilton took his
+seat.]
+
+
+
+
+JOSEPH HOPKINS TWICHELL
+
+
+YANKEE NOTIONS
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Joseph H. Twichell, of Hartford, Conn., at the
+ eighty-second annual dinner of the New England Society in the City
+ of New York, December 22, 1887. The President, Horace Russell,
+ occupied the chair. Mr. Twichell responded to the first toast,
+ "Forefathers' Day."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--I have heard of an Irishman who,
+on being asked by a kind-hearted person if he would have a drink of
+whiskey, made no reply at first, but struck an attitude and stood gazing
+up into the sky. "What are you looking at, Mike?" inquired his friend.
+"Bedad, sir," said Mike, "I thought an angel spoke to me." [Much
+laughter.]
+
+Somewhat so did I feel, Mr. President, when I got your invitation to be
+here this evening and speak. I own I was uncommonly pleased by it. I
+considered it the biggest compliment of the kind I had ever received in
+my life. For that matter it was too big, as I had to acknowledge. That,
+however, sir, was your affair; and so, without stopping much to think,
+and before I could muster the cowardice to decline, I accepted it.
+[Laughter.] But as soon as I began to reflect, especially when I came to
+ask myself what in the world I had or could have to say in this august
+presence, I was scared to think of what I had done. I was like the man
+who while breaking a yoke of steers that he held by a rope, having
+occasion to use both his hands in letting down a pair of bars, fetched
+the rope a turn around one of his legs. That instant something
+frightened the steers, and that unfortunate farmer was tripped up and
+snaked off feet first on a wild, erratic excursion, a mile or so, over
+rough ground, as long as the rope lasted, and left in a very lamentable
+condition, indeed. His neighbors ran to him and gathered him up and laid
+him together, and waited around for him to come to; which, when he did,
+one of them inquired of him how he came to do such a thing as hitch a
+rope around his leg under such circumstances. "Well," said he, "we
+hadn't gone five rods 'fore I see my mistake." [Hearty laughter.]
+
+But here I am, and the President has passed the tremendous subject of
+Forefathers' Day, like a Rugby ball, into my hands--after making elegant
+play with it himself--and, frightful as the responsibility is, I realize
+that I've got to do something with it--and do it mighty quick.
+[Laughter.] This is a festive hour, and even a preacher mustn't be any
+more edifying in his remarks, I suppose, than he can help. And I promise
+accordingly to use my conscientious endeavors to-night to leave this
+worshipful company no better than I found it. [Laughter.]
+
+But, gentlemen, well intending as one may be to that effect, and lightly
+as he may approach the theme of the Forefathers, the minute he sets foot
+within its threshold he stops his fooling and gets his hat off at once.
+[Applause.]
+
+Those unconscious, pathetic heroes, pulling their shallop ashore on the
+Cape yonder in 1620--what reverence can exceed their just merit! What
+praise can compass the virtue of that sublime, unconquerable manhood, by
+which in the calamitous, woful days that followed, not accepting
+deliverance, letting the Mayflower go back empty, they stayed perishing
+by the graves of their fallen; rather, stayed fast by the flickering
+flame of their living truth, and so invoked and got on their side
+forever the force of that great law of the universe, "except a corn of
+wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone; but if it die, it
+bringeth forth much fruit." How richly and how speedily fruitful that
+seed was, we know. It did not wait for any large unfolding of events on
+these shores to prove the might of its quickening. "Westward the star of
+empire takes its way." Yes, but the first pulse of vital power from the
+new State moved eastward. For behold it still in its young infancy--if
+it can be said to have had an infancy--stretching a strong hand of help
+across the sea to reinforce the cause of that Commonwealth, the rise of
+which marks the epoch of England's new birth in liberty. [Applause.]
+
+The pen of New England, fertilized by freedom and marvellously prolific
+ere a single generation passed, was indeed the Commonwealth's true
+nursing mother. Cromwell, Hampden, Sidney, Milton, Owen, were disciples
+of teachers mostly from this side the Atlantic. Professor Masson, of
+Edinburgh University, in his admirable "Life of Milton," enumerates
+seventeen New England men whom he describes as "potent" in England in
+that period. Numbers went to England in person, twelve of the first
+twenty graduates of Harvard College prior to 1646, among them; and
+others, not a few representing the leading families of the colonies, who
+going over with their breasts full of New England milk, nourished the
+heart of the great enterprise; "performed," so Palfrey tells us, "parts
+of consequence in the Parliamentary service, and afterward in the
+service of the Protectorate." It is not too much to say that on the
+fields of Marston Moor and Naseby New England appeared; and that those
+names may fairly be written on her banners. [Applause.]
+
+That, I would observe--and Mr. Grady would freely concede it--was before
+there was much mingling anywhere of the Puritan and the Cavalier blood,
+save as it ran together between Cromwell's Ironsides and Rupert's
+troopers. I would observe also that the propagation eastward inaugurated
+in that early day has never ceased. The immigration of populations
+hither from Europe, great a factor as it has been in shaping the history
+of this continent, has not been so great a factor as the emigration of
+ideas the other way has been, and continues to be, in shaping the
+history of Europe, and of the mother country most of all. But that
+carries me where I did not intend to go.
+
+An inebriated man who had set out to row a boat across a pond was
+observed to pursue a very devious course. On being hailed and asked what
+the matter was, he replied that it was the rotundity of the earth that
+bothered him; he kept sliding off. So it is the rotundity of my subject
+that bothers me. But I do mean to stay on one hemisphere of it if
+possible. [Laughter.]
+
+The Forefathers were a power on earth from the start--and that by the
+masterful quality of their mind and spirit. They had endless pluck,
+intellectual and moral. They believed that the kingdom in this world was
+with ideas. It was, you might say, one of their original Yankee notions
+that it was the property of a man to have opinions and to stand by them
+to the death. Judged from the standpoint of their times, as any one who
+will take the pains to look will discover, they were tolerant men; but
+they were fell debaters, and they were no compromisers. They split
+hairs, if you will, but they wouldn't split the difference. [Laughter.]
+
+A German professor of theology is reported to have said in lecturing to
+his students on the Existence of God, that while the doctrine, no doubt,
+was an important one, it was so difficult and perplexed that it was not
+advisable to take too certain a position upon it, as many were disposed
+to do. There were those, he remarked, who were wont in the most
+unqualified way to affirm that there was a God. There were others who,
+with equal immoderation, committed themselves to the opposite
+proposition--that there was no God. The philosophical mind, he added,
+will look for the truth somewhere between these extremes. The
+Forefathers had none of that in theirs. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+They were men who employed the great and responsible gift of speech
+honestly and straightforwardly. There was a sublime sincerity in their
+tongues. They spoke their minds.
+
+Their sons, I fear, have declined somewhat from their veracity at that
+precise point. At times we certainly have, and have had to be brought
+back to it by severest pains--as, for example, twenty-six years ago by
+the voice of Beauregard's and Sumter's cannon, which was a terrible
+voice indeed, but had this vast merit that it told the truth, and set a
+whole people free to say what they thought once more. [Great applause.]
+
+Our fathers of the early day were not literary; but they were apt, when
+they spoke, to make themselves understood.
+
+There was in my regiment during the war--I was a chaplain--a certain
+corporal, a gay-hearted fellow and a good soldier, of whom I was very
+fond--with whom on occasion of his recovery from a dangerous sickness I
+felt it my duty to have a serious pastoral talk; and while he
+convalesced I watched for an opportunity for it. As I sat one day on the
+side of his bed in the hospital tent chatting with him, he asked me what
+the campaign, when by and by spring opened, was going to be. I told him
+that I didn't know. "Well," said he, "I suppose that General McClellan
+knows all about it." (This was away back in 1861, not long after we went
+to the field.) I answered: "General McClellan has his plans, of course,
+but he doesn't know. Things may not turn out as he expects." "But," said
+the corporal, "President Lincoln knows, doesn't he?" "No," I said, "he
+doesn't know, either. He has his ideas, but he can't see ahead any more
+than General McClellan can." "Dear me," said the corporal, "it would be
+a great comfort if there was somebody that did know about things"--and I
+saw my chance. "True, corporal," I observed, "that's a very natural
+feeling; and the blessed fact is there is One who does know everything,
+both past and future, about you and me, and about this army; who knows
+when we are going to move, and where to, and what's going to happen;
+knows the whole thing." "Oh," says the corporal, "you mean old Scott!"
+[Laughter.]
+
+The Forefathers generally spared people the trouble of guessing what
+they were driving at. [Applause.]
+
+That for which they valued education was that it gave men power to think
+and reason and form judgments and communicate and expound the same, and
+so capacitated them for valid membership of the Church and of the State.
+And that was still another original Yankee notion.
+
+Not often has the nature and the praise of it been more worthily
+expressed, that I am aware of, than in these sentences, which I lately
+happened upon, the name of whose author I will, by your leave, reserve
+till I have repeated them: "Next to religion they prized education. If
+their lot had been cast in some pleasant place of the valley of the
+Mississippi, they would have sown wheat and educated their children; but
+as it was, they educated their children and planted whatever might grow
+and ripen on that scanty soil with which capricious nature had tricked
+off and disguised the granite beds beneath. Other colonies would have
+brought up some of the people to the school; they, if I may be allowed
+so to express it, let down the school to all the people, not doubting
+but by doing so the people and the school would rise of themselves."
+
+I do not know if Cardinal Gibbons is present; I do not recognize him. If
+he is, I am pleased to have had the honor to recite in his hearing and
+to commend to his attention these words, so true, so just, so
+appreciative, of a distinguished ecclesiastic of his communion; for they
+were spoken by the late Archbishop Hughes in a public lecture in this
+city in 1852. [Applause.]
+
+I would, however, much rather have recited them in the ears of those
+Protestant Americans--alas, that there should be born New Englanders
+among them, that is, such according to the flesh, not according to the
+spirit--who are wont to betray a strange relish for disparaging both the
+principles and the conduct of our great sires in that early day when
+they were sowing in weakness what has ever since been rising with power.
+
+There have always, indeed, been those who were fond of spying the
+blemishes of New England, of illustrating human depravity by instances
+her sinners contributed. With the open spectacle of armies of
+beggars--God's beggars they are; I do not object to them--continually
+swarming in across her borders, as bees to their meadows, and returning
+not empty, they keep on calling her close-fisted. They even blaspheme
+her weather--her warm-hearted summers and her magnificent winters. There
+is, to be sure, a time along in March--but let that pass. [Laughter.]
+
+I refer to this without the least irritation. I do not complain of it.
+On the contrary, I glory in it. I love her for the enemies she has made.
+[Laughter.]
+
+She is the church member among the communities, and must catch it
+accordingly. It is the saints who are always in the wrong. [Laughter.]
+
+Elijah troubled Israel. Daniel was a nuisance in Babylon. And long may
+New England be such as to make it an object to find fault with her.
+[Hearty applause.]
+
+Such she will be so long as she is true to herself--true to her great
+traditions; true to the principles of which her life was begotten; so
+long as her public spirit has supreme regard to the higher ranges of the
+public interest; so long as in her ancient glorious way she leaves the
+power of the keys in the hands of the people; so long as her patriotism
+springs, as in the beginning it sprang, from the consciousness of rights
+wedded to the consciousness of duties; so long as by her manifold
+institutions of learning, humanity, religion, thickly sown,
+multitudinous, universal, she keeps the law of the Forefathers' faith,
+that "Man lives not by bread alone but by every word that proceedeth out
+of the mouth of God." [Prolonged applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE SOLDIER STAMP
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Joseph H. Twichell, of Hartford, Conn., at the
+ eighty-sixth annual dinner of the New England Society in the city
+ of New York, December 22, 1891. J. Pierpont Morgan, the President,
+ occupied the chair. Mr. Twichell responded to the toast,
+ "Forefathers' Day."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY:--The
+posture of my mind the last fortnight relative to the duty of the
+present hour--which, indeed, I was proud to be assigned to, as I ought
+to have been, but which has been a black care to me ever since I
+undertook it--has a not inapt illustration in the case of the old New
+England parson who, when asked why he was going to do a certain thing
+that had been laid upon him, yet the thought of which affected him with
+extreme timidity, answered: "I wouldn't if I didn't suppose it had been
+foreordained from all eternity--and I'm a good mind to not as it is."
+[Laughter.] However, I have the undisguised good-will of my audience to
+begin with, and that's half the battle. The forefathers, in whose honor
+we meet, were men of good-will, profoundly so; but they were, in their
+day, more afraid of showing it, in some forms, than their descendants
+happily are.
+
+The first time I ever stood in the pulpit to preach was in the
+meeting-house of the ancient Connecticut town where I was brought up.
+That was a great day for our folks and all my old neighbors, you may
+depend. After benediction, when I passed out into the vestibule, I was
+the recipient there of many congratulatory expressions. Among my
+friends in the crowd was an aged deacon, a man in whom survived, to a
+rather remarkable degree, the original New England Puritan type, who had
+known me from the cradle, and to whom the elevation I had reached was as
+gratifying as it could possibly be to anybody. But when he saw the smile
+of favor focussed on me there, and me, I dare say, appearing to bask
+somewhat in it, the dear old man took alarm. He was apprehensive of the
+consequences to that youngster. And so, taking me by the hand and
+wrestling down his natural feelings--he was ready to cry for joy--he
+said: "Well, Joseph, I hope you'll live to preach a great deal better
+than that!" [Laughter.] It was an exceedingly appropriate remark, and a
+very tender one if you were at the bottom of it.
+
+That severe, undemonstrative New England habit, that emotional reserve
+and self-suppression, though it lingers here and there, has mostly
+passed away and is not to be regretted. As much as could be has been
+made of it to our forefathers' discredit, as has been made of everything
+capable of being construed unfavorably to them. They to whom what they
+call the cant of the Puritan is an offence, themselves have established
+and practise a distinct anti-Puritan cant with which we are all
+familiar. The very people who find it abhorrent and intolerable that
+they were such censors of the private life of their contemporaries, do
+not scruple to bring to bear on their private life a search-light that
+leaves no accessible nook of it unexplored, and regarding any unpretty
+trait espied by that unsparing inquest the rule of judgment persistently
+employed--as one is obliged to perceive--tends to be: "No explanation
+wanted or admitted but the worst." [Applause.]
+
+Accordingly, the infestive deportment characteristic of the New England
+colonist has been extensively interpreted as the indisputable index of
+his sour and morose spirit, begotten of his religion. I often wonder
+that, in computing the cause of his rigorous manners, so inadequate
+account is wont to be made of his situation, as in a principal and
+long-continuing aspect substantially military--which it was. The truth
+is, his physiognomy was primarily the soldier stamp on him.
+
+If you had been at Gettysburg on the morning of July 2, 1863, as I was,
+and had perused the countenance of the First and Eleventh Corps,
+exhausted and bleeding with the previous day's losing battle, and the
+countenance of the Second, Third, and Twelfth Corps, getting into
+position to meet the next onset, which everybody knew was immediately
+impending, you would have said that it was a sombre community--that Army
+of the Potomac--with a good deal of grimness in the face of it; with a
+notable lack of the playful element, and no fiddling or other fine arts
+to speak of.
+
+As sure as you live, gentlemen, that is no unfair representation of how
+it was with the founders of the New England commonwealths in their
+planting period.
+
+The Puritan of the seventeenth century lived, moved, and had his being
+on the field of an undecided struggle for existence--the New England
+Puritan most emphatically so. He was under arms in body much of the
+time--in mind all the time. Nothing can be truer than to say that. And
+yet people everlastingly pick and poke at him for being stern-featured
+and deficient in the softer graces of life.
+
+It was his beauty that he was so, for it grew out of and was befitting
+his circumstances. And I, for one, love to see that austere demeanor so
+far as it is yet hereditary on the old soil--and some of it is
+left--thinking of its origin. It is the signature of a fighting far more
+than of an ascetic ancestry--memorial of a new Pass of Thermopylae held
+by the latest race of Spartans on the shores of a new world. [Applause.]
+
+It may be doubted if ever in the history of mankind was displayed a
+quality of public courage--of pure, indomitable pluck--surpassing that
+of the New England plantations in their infant day. No condition of its
+extremest proof was lacking. While the Bay Colony, for example, was in
+the pinch of its first wrestle with Nature for a living, much as ever
+able to furnish its table with a piece of bread--with the hunger-wolf
+never far away from the door, and behind that wolf the Narragansett and
+the Pequot, at what moment to burst into savagery none could tell--in
+the season when mere existence was the purchase of physical toil,
+universal and intense, and of watching night and day--there came from
+the old country, from the high places of authority, the peremptory
+mandate: Send us back that charter! Under the clause of it granting you
+the rule of your own affairs, you are claiming more than was intended or
+can be allowed. Send it back! And what was the answer? Mind, there were
+less than 5,000 souls of them, all told: less than 1,000 grown men. On
+the one hand the power of England--on the other that scrap of a new-born
+State, sore pressed with difficulties already.
+
+What was the answer? Why, they got out some old cannon they had and
+mounted them, and moulded a stock of bullets, and distributed powder,
+and took of every male citizen above the age of sixteen an oath of
+allegiance to Massachusetts--and then set their teeth and waited to see
+what would happen. And that was their answer. It meant distinctly: Our
+charter, which we had of the King's majesty (and therefore came we
+hither), is our lawful possession--fair title to the territory we occupy
+and the rights we here exercise. And whoever wants it has got to come
+and take it. Surrender it we never will! [Applause.]
+
+Nor was that the only time. Again and again during the Colony's initial
+stage, when it was exceedingly little of stature and had enough to do to
+keep the breath of life in it, that demand was renewed with rising anger
+and with menaces; yet never could those Puritans of the Bay be scared
+into making a solitary move of any kind toward compliance with it. David
+with his sling daring Goliath in armor is an insufficient figure of that
+nerve, that transcendent grit, that superb gallantry. Where will you
+look for its parallel? I certainly do not know. [Applause.]
+
+They used to tell during the war of a colonel who was ordered to assault
+a position which his regiment, when they had advanced far enough to get
+a good look at it, saw to be so impossible that they fell back and
+became immovable. Whereupon (so the story ran) the colonel, who took the
+same sense of the situation that his command did, yet must do his duty,
+called out in an ostensibly pleading and fervid voice: "Oh, don't give
+it up so! Forward again! Forward! Charge! Great heavens, men, do you
+want to live forever?" [Laughter.]
+
+How those first New England Puritans we are speaking of were to come off
+from their defiance of the crown alive could scarcely be conjectured.
+The only ally they had was distance. The thing they ventured on was the
+chance that the Royal Government, which had troubles nearer home, would
+have its hands too full to execute its orders 3,000 miles away across
+the sea by force. But they accepted all hazards whatsoever of refusing
+always to obey those orders. They held on to their charter like grim
+death, and they kept it in their time. More than once or twice it seemed
+as good as gone; but delay helped them; turns of events helped them;
+God's providence delivered them, they thought; anyhow, they kept it;
+that intrepid handful against immeasurable odds, mainly because it lay
+not in the power of mortal man to intimidate them. And I contend that,
+all things considered, no more splendid exhibition of the essential
+stuff of manhood stands on human record. They were no hot-heads. All
+that while, rash as they appeared, their pulse was calm. The justifying
+reasons of their course were ever plain before their eyes. They were of
+the kind of men who understood their objects.
+
+The representative of an English newspaper, sent some time since to
+Ireland to move about and learn by personal observation the real
+political mind of the people there, reported on his return that he had
+been everywhere and talked with all sorts, and that as nearly as he
+could make out, the attitude of the Irish might be stated about thus:
+"They don't know what they want--and they are bound to have it."
+[Laughter.]
+
+But those unbending Forefathers well knew what they wanted that charter
+for. It was their legal guarantee of the privilege of a spacious
+freedom, civil and religious, and all that they did and risked for its
+sake is witness of the price at which they held that privilege. It was
+not that they had any special objection to the interference in the
+province of their domestic administration of the king as a king; for you
+find them presently crying "Hands Off!" to the Puritan Parliament as
+strenuously as ever they said it to the agents of Charles I. It was
+simply and positively the value they set on the self-governing
+independence that had been pledged them at the beginning of the
+enterprise.
+
+And who that has a man's heart in him but must own that their
+inspiration to such a degree, with such an idea and sentiment in the
+time, place, and circumstances in which they stood, was magnificent? Was
+the inexorable unrelaxing determination with which they, being so few
+and so poor, maintained their point somewhat wrought into their faces?
+Very probably. Strange if it had not been. Of course, it was. But if
+they were stern-visaged in their day, it was that we in our day, which
+in vision they foresaw, might of all communities beneath the sun have
+reason for a cheerful countenance. [Applause.]
+
+They achieved immense great things for us, those Puritan men who were
+not smiling enough to suit the critics. The real foundation on which the
+structure of American national liberty subsequently rose was laid by
+them in those first heroic years.
+
+And what a marvel it was, when you stop to think, that in conditions so
+hard, so utterly prosaic, calculated to clip the wings of generous
+thought, they maintained themselves in that elevation of sentiment, that
+supreme estimate of the unmaterial, the ideal factors of life that
+distinguished them--in such largeness of mind and of spirit altogether.
+While confronting at deadly close quarters their own necessities and
+perils, their sympathies were wide as the world. To their brethren in
+old England, contending with tyranny, every ship that crossed the
+Atlantic carried their benediction. Look at the days of thanksgiving and
+of fast with which they followed the shifting fortunes of the wars of
+Protestantism--which were wars for humanity--on the continent! Look at
+the vital consequence they attached to the interest of education; at the
+taxes that in their penury, and while for the most part they still lived
+in huts, they imposed on themselves to found and to sustain the
+institution of the school! [Applause.]
+
+"Child," said a matron of primitive New England to her young son, "if
+God make thee a good Christian and a good scholar, thou hast all that
+ever thy mother asked for thee." And so saying she spoke like a true
+daughter of the Puritans.
+
+They were poets--those brave, stanch, aspiring souls, whose will was
+adamant and who feared none but God. Only, as Charles Kingsley has said,
+they did not sing their poetry like birds, but acted it like men.
+[Applause.] It was their high calling to stand by the divine cause of
+human progress at a momentous crisis of its evolution, and they were
+worthy to be put on duty at that post. Evolution! I hardly dare speak
+the word, knowing so little about the thing. It represents a very great
+matter, which I am humbly conscious of being about as far from
+surrounding as was a simple-minded Irish priest I have been told of,
+who, having heard that we were descended from monkeys, yet not quite
+grasping the chronology of the business, the next time he visited a
+menagerie, gave particular and patient attention to a large cage of our
+alleged poor relations on exhibition there. He stood for a long time
+intently scrutinizing their human-like motions, gestures, and
+expressions. By and by he fancied that the largest of them, an
+individual of a singularly grave demeanor, seated at the front of the
+cage, gave him a glance of intelligence. The glance was returned. A
+palpable wink followed, which also was returned, as were other like
+signals; and so it went on until his Reverence, having cast an eye
+around to see that nobody was observing him, leaned forward and said, in
+a low, confidential tone: "Av ye'll spake one w-u-r-r-d, I'll baptize
+ye, begorra!" [Laughter.]
+
+But, deficient as one's knowledge of evolution, scientifically and in
+detail, may be, he may have attained to a not unintelligent perception
+of the all-embracing creative process called by that name as that in
+which, in the whole range of the advancing universal movement of life,
+what is ascends from what was, and fulfils it.
+
+And what I wish to say for my last word is, that whoever of us in
+tracing back along the line of its potent and fruitful sources that
+which is his noblest heritage as an American and a member of the English
+race, leaves out that hard-featured forefather of ours on the shore of
+Massachusetts Bay in the seventeenth century, and makes not large
+account of the tremendous fight he fought which was reflected in the
+face he wore, misses a chief explanation of the fortune to which we and
+our children are born. [Loud applause.]
+
+
+
+
+JOHN TYNDALL
+
+
+ART AND SCIENCE
+
+ [Speech of Professor John Tyndall at the annual banquet of the
+ Royal Academy, London, May 5, 1888. The toast to Science was
+ coupled with that to Literature, to the latter of which William E.
+ H. Lecky was called upon to respond. In introducing Professor
+ Tyndall, the President, Sir Frederic Leighton, said: "On behalf of
+ Science, on whom could I call more fitly than on my old friend
+ Professor Tyndall. ["Hear! Hear!"] Fervid in imagination, after the
+ manner of his race, clothing thoughts luminous and full of color in
+ a sharply chiselled form, he seems to me to be, in very deed, an
+ artist and our kin; and I, as an artist, rejoice to see that in
+ this priest within the temple of Science, Knowledge has not clipped
+ the wings of wonder, and that to him the tint of Heaven is not the
+ less lovely that he can reproduce its azure in a little phial, nor
+ does, because Science has been said to unweave it, the rainbow lift
+ its arc less triumphantly in the sky."]
+
+
+YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, MY LORDS, AND GENTLEMEN: Faraday, whose
+standing in the science of the world needs not to be insisted on, used
+to say to me that he knew of only two festivals that gave him real
+pleasure. He loved to meet, on Tower Hill, the frank and genial
+gentlemen-sailors of the Trinity House; but his crowning enjoyment was
+the banquet of the Royal Academy. The feeling thus expressed by Faraday
+is a representative feeling: for surely it is a high pleasure to men of
+science to mingle annually in this illustrious throng, and it is an
+honor and a pleasure to hear the toast of Science so cordially proposed
+and so warmly responded to year after year.
+
+Art and Science in their widest sense cover nearly the whole field of
+man's intellectual action. They are the outward and visible expressions
+of two distinct and supplementary portions of our complex human
+nature--distinct, but not opposed, the one working by the dry light of
+the intellect, the other in the warm glow of the emotions; the one ever
+seeking to interpret and express the beauty of the universe, the other
+ever searching for its truth. One vast personality in the course of
+history, and one only, seems to have embraced them both. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+That transcendent genius died three days ago plus three hundred and
+sixty-nine years--Leonardo da Vinci.
+
+Emerson describes an artist who could never paint a rock until he had
+first understood its geological structure; and the late Lord Houghton
+told me that an illustrious living poet once destroyed some exquisite
+verses on a flower because on examination he found that his botany was
+wrong. This is not saying that all the geology in the world, or all the
+botany in the world, could create an artist.
+
+In illustration of the subtle influences which here come into play, a
+late member of this Academy once said to me--"Let Raphael take a crayon
+in his hand and sweep a curve; let an engineer take tracing paper and
+all other appliances necessary to accurate reproduction, and let him
+copy that curve--his line will not be the line of Raphael." In these
+matters, through lack of knowledge, I must speak, more or less, as a
+fool, leaving it to you, as wise men, to judge what I say. Rules and
+principles are profitable and necessary for the guidance of the growing
+artist and for the artist full-grown; but rules and principles, I take
+it, just as little as geology and botany, can create the artist.
+Guidance and rule imply something to be guided and ruled. And that
+indefinable something which baffles all analysis, and which when wisely
+guided and ruled emerges in supreme excellence, is individual genius,
+which, to use familiar language, is "the gift of God." [Cheers.]
+
+In like manner all the precepts of Bacon, linked together and applied in
+one great integration, would fail to produce a complete man of science.
+In this respect Art and Science are identical--that to reach their
+highest outcome and achievement they must pass beyond knowledge and
+culture, which are understood by all, to inspiration and creative power,
+which pass the understanding even of him who possesses them in the
+highest degree. [Cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE ROE VAN DE WATER
+
+
+DUTCH TRAITS
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. George R. Van de Water at the eighth annual
+ dinner of the Holland Society of New York, January 15, 1893. The
+ President, Judge Augustus Van Wyck, said: "The next toast is:
+ 'Holland--a lesson to oppressors, an example to the oppressed, and
+ a sanctuary for the rights of mankind.' This toast will be
+ responded to by one of the greatest stars in New York's
+ constellation of the Embassadors of Him on High--Rev. Dr. George R.
+ Van de Water, rector of St. Andrew's Church, Harlem."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND MEMBERS OF THE HOLLAND SOCIETY:--One loves to
+observe a fitness in things. There is manifest fitness in one coming to
+New York from Harlem to speak to the members of the Holland Society and
+their friends. There is also manifest fitness in taking the words of
+this country's earliest benefactor, the Marquis de Lafayette, and,
+removing them from their original association with this fair and favored
+land, applying them to that little but lovely, lowly yet lofty, country
+of the Netherlands. Geologists tell us that, minor considerations
+waived, the character of a stream can be discerned as well anywhere
+along its course as at its source. Whether this be true or not, anything
+that can be said of the fundamental principles of liberty, upon which
+our national fabric has been built, can be said with even increased
+emphasis of the free States of the Netherlands.
+
+From the Dutch our free America has secured the inspiration of her
+chartered liberties. Of the Dutch, then, we can appropriately say, as
+Lafayette once said of free America, "They are a lesson to oppressors,
+an example to the oppressed, and a sanctuary for the rights of mankind."
+
+We are here to-night to glorify the Dutch. Fortunately for us, to do
+this we have not by the addition of so much as a jot or a tittle to
+magnify history. The facts are sufficient to justify our boast and
+fortify our pride. We need to detract nothing from other nationalities
+that have contributed much to the formation of our modern national
+conglomerate, although it is easily seen that the superior qualities of
+other nations have had a large infusion of Dutch virtue. All that we
+claim is that no nation under the heavens can make such an exhibit of
+marvellous success against adverse circumstances as does Holland. From
+the days when Julius Caesar mentions their bravery under the name of
+Batavians, to the notable time when, voluntarily assuming the title of
+reproach, they became "the beggars of the sea," and for nearly a century
+fought for their chartered rights against the most powerful and
+unscrupulous of foes, the Dutch have shown the most splendid of human
+virtues in most conspicuous light. In doing this they have made a noble
+name for themselves, and furnished the worthiest of examples for all the
+nations of the earth. This is not the time nor the place to deal with
+mere facts of history. Yet I take it that even this jolly assembly will
+take pleasure in the mention of the deeds that have now become eternally
+historic. Who that knows anything of the son of Charles V, who in 1555
+made promises to Holland that he never meant to keep, and for years
+after sought in every way to break; who that has ever read of this
+fanatical, heartless, cruel, and despotic Philip II of Spain, or of that
+wonderful, pure, magnanimous, noblest Dutchman of all, William of
+Orange, or of that fickle and false Margaret of Parma, the wicked sister
+in Holland, who lived to execute the will of a wicked brother in Spain,
+or of those monsters at the head of Spanish armies, Alva, Requesens, and
+Don Juan; who that has been fired by the sieges of Leyden and Haarlem,
+by the assassinations concocted in the Council of Blood, by the patient,
+faithful, undying patriotism of the Netherlanders in protesting for the
+truth of God and the rights of man, will need any response to the toast
+"a lesson to oppressors"? A little land, fighting for the right,
+succeeded in overcoming the power of the mightiest nation of Europe.
+
+ "Truth crushed to earth will rise again."
+
+When once we consider the earnestness for civil and religious liberty,
+the record of no nation can stand comparison with that of Holland. Some
+of the English Puritans fled across the Atlantic from persecutions very
+slight compared with those inflicted upon Dutchmen by Philip, here to
+found a New England. Those who did not flee remained in old England,
+fought a few battles, and tried to establish a commonwealth, which in
+less than fifteen years ended disastrously, because the founders were
+unfit for government. But these Puritans of Holland, to their
+everlasting praise be it remembered, battled for their homes, lives, and
+liberty for eighty years. For four-fifths of a century they faced not
+only the best and bravest soldiers of Europe, but they faced, along with
+their wives, their children, and their old folk, the flame, the gibbet,
+the flood, the siege, the pestilence, the famine, "and all men know, or
+dream, or fear of agony," all for one thing--to teach the oppressor that
+his cause must fail. It is difficult, sitting around a comfortable board
+at a public dinner, to make men realize what their forefathers suffered
+that the heritage of priceless liberty should be their children's pride.
+But read Motley, or the recent and remarkably well-written volumes of
+Douglas Campbell, and you will see that every atrocity that Spanish
+hatred, religious intolerance, and mediaeval bigotry could invent, every
+horror that ever followed in the train of war, swept over and desolated
+Holland. And yet, to teach a lesson to oppressors, they endured, they
+fought, they suffered, they conquered; and when they conquered, the
+whole world was taught the lesson--worth all the Dutchmen's agony to
+teach it--that the children of a heavenly Father are born free and
+equal, and that it is neither the province of nation or church to coerce
+them into any religious belief or doctrine whatsoever.
+
+The principle of Protestantism was won in the eighty-year war of the
+Netherlanders. During all this time the Dutch were notably giving a
+lesson to oppressors. But then and afterward they furnished a brilliant
+and commendable example to the oppressed. Though they fought the wrong,
+they never opposed the truth. They were fierce, but never fanatical.
+They loved liberty, but they never encouraged license; they believed in
+freedom and the maintenance of chartered rights, but they never denied
+their lawful allegiance to their governor, nor refused scriptural
+submission to the powers ordained of God. The public documents
+throughout the eighty years of war invariably recognized Philip as
+lawful king. Even the University of Leyden, founded as a thanksgiving
+offering for their successful resistance to the Spanish siege, observed
+the usual legal fiction, and acknowledged the King as ruler of the
+realm. And, although the Dutch had abundant reason to be vindictive,
+once the opportunity offered, the desire for persecution vanished.
+William the Silent, as early as 1556, in a public speech before the
+regent and her council, says, "Force can make no impression on one's
+conscience." "It is the nature of heresy," he goes on to say (would we
+had the spirit of William in our churches to-day)--"it is the nature of
+heresy, if it rests it rusts: he that rubs it whets it." His was an age
+when religious toleration, except as a political necessity, was unknown.
+Holland first practised it, then taught it to the world. No less in her
+example to the oppressed than in her warning to oppressors, is Holland
+conspicuous, is Holland great. During the reign of William of Orange,
+first a Romanist, then a Calvinist, never a bigot, always gentle, at
+last a Christian, in Holland and in Zeeland, where for years he was
+almost military dictator, these principles of tolerance were put to
+severest test. Fortunately for the world, they were sufficiently strong
+to stand the strain. The people about him had been the sad victims of a
+horrible persecution which had furrowed their soil with graves, and
+filled their land with widows and orphans. We know what is human nature.
+But Dutch nature is a little more generous than ordinary human nature. A
+Dutchman's heart is big, a Dutchman travels on a broad-gauge track; a
+Dutchman can forgive and forget an injury; a Dutchman has no fears and
+few frowns; a Dutchman is never icebergy, nor sullen, nor revengeful. He
+may make mistakes from impulse, he never wounds with intention; he will
+never put his foot twice in the same trap, nor will he take any pleasure
+in seeing his enemy entrapped. All of a Dutchman's faults come from an
+over-indulgence of a Dutchman's virtues. He is not cold, nor
+calculating, nor cruel. Generally happy himself, he desires others to be
+happy also. If he cannot get on with people, he lets them alone. He
+does not seek to ruin them.
+
+Such are traits of the Dutch character. When, after driving out the
+awful, vindictive, bloodthirsty Spaniards, the Dutch came into power, it
+was but natural to think of retaliation: banish the Papists, or
+persecute the Anabaptists, suppress their paganism, or crush their
+fanaticism, would have been most natural. Against any such ideas the
+nation as a whole set its face like a wall of adamant. Very soon the
+sober convictions of the people were triumphant. And after the most
+atrociously cruel war, in which these men had suffered untold agonies,
+they became an example to the oppressed, the like of which the world had
+never witnessed since the Son of God and Saviour of men cried out from
+his cross, "Father, forgive them: they know not what they do." When the
+union was formed between Holland and Zeeland, it was provided that no
+inquisition should be made into any man's belief or conscience, nor
+should any man by cause thereof suffer injury or hindrance. Toleration
+for the oppressor by the oppressed, full forgiveness of enemies by the
+victors, became thus the corner-stone of the republic, under which all
+sects of Christians, the Roman Catholic Church, Jews, Turks, infidels,
+and even heretics, throve and prospered.
+
+Now, do you need anything said after thus showing Holland to have been
+the teacher of a lesson to oppressors, and the example to the oppressed,
+to show that she has ever been the sanctuary for the rights of mankind?
+
+In the nature of things, she could not have been otherwise. The little
+country of Holland, that in 1555, on the accession of Philip II to the
+sovereignty, was the richest jewel in his crown, and of the five
+millions poured annually into his treasury contributed nearly half,
+emerged as a republic out of the war with Spain of eighty years'
+duration, and remained for two full centuries the greatest republic in
+the world. She has been the instructor of the world in art, in music, in
+science; has outstripped other nations in the commercial race; had
+wealth and luxury, palaces and architectural splendor, when England's
+yeomanry lived in huts and never ate a vegetable; discovered
+oil-painting, originated portrait and landscape-painting, was foremost
+in all the mechanical arts; invented wood-engraving, printing from
+blocks, and gave to the world both telescope and microscope, thus
+furnishing the implements to see the largest things of the heavens
+above, and the smallest of both earth beneath and waters under the
+earth. The corner-stone was liberty, and especially religious liberty
+and toleration. As such Holland could not have been other than the
+sanctuary for the rights of mankind. The great number of Englishmen in
+the Netherlands, and the reciprocal influence of the Netherlands upon
+these Englishmen--an influence all too little marked by English
+historians--prepared the way for transplanting to this country the seeds
+from which has sprung the large tree beneath the bounteous shade of
+which nearly seventy millions of people take shelter to-day, and, while
+they rest, rejoice in full security of their rights and their freedom.
+
+Two hundred years ago, the English courtiers about Charles II,
+regardless of the fact that the Netherlands had been the guide and the
+instructor of England in almost everything which had made her materially
+great, regarded the Dutchman as a boor, plain and ill-mannered, and
+wanting in taste, because as a republican the Hollander thought it a
+disgrace to have his wife or his daughter debauched by king or noble.
+From the aristocratic point of view, the Dutchman was not altogether a
+gentleman. To-day we have some representatives of the Charles II
+courtiers, who affect to ape the English, and would, no doubt, despise
+the Dutch. But he who appreciates the genuine meaning of a man, born in
+the image and living in the fear of his God, has nothing but direst
+disgust for a dude, nothing but the rarest respect for a Dutchman.
+
+
+
+
+MARION J. VERDERY
+
+
+THE SOUTH IN WALL STREET
+
+ [Speech of Marion J. Verdery at the third annual banquet of the
+ Southern Society of New York, February 22, 1889. The President,
+ John C. Calhoun, presided, and in introducing Mr. Verdery, said:
+ "The next toast is 'The South in Wall Street.' What our friend Mr.
+ Verdery has to say in response to this toast I'm sure I don't know;
+ but if he proposes to tell us how there is any money for the South
+ in Wall Street--to give us a straight tip on the market--he may be
+ sure of a very attentive audience. Now, Mr. Verdery, if you will
+ tell us what to do to-morrow, we will all of us cheerfully give you
+ half of what we make--that is, of course, if you will guarantee us
+ against loss.".]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN:--When Colonel Fellows concluded his
+speech and sat down next to me, after he had by his matchless oratory
+electrified this audience and had immersed me in the flood of his
+eloquence, both literally and figuratively, for in the graceful swing of
+his gestures, he turned over a goblet of water in my lap [laughter], I
+felt very much as the little boy did who had stood at the head of his
+spelling-class for three weeks, and then was stumped by the word
+kaleidoscope. He thought for a moment or two, and then seriously said,
+"he didn't believe there was a boy on earth who could spell it." I did
+not believe, after Colonel Fellows finished, that there was another man
+on earth who could follow him. [Applause.]
+
+Mr. Chairman, in the course of my experience I never knew of but one
+absolutely straight tip in Wall Street. To that, you and this Society
+are perfectly welcome. If you act on it, I will cheerfully guarantee you
+against loss, without exacting that you shall divide with me the
+profits. It is a point that the late Mr. Travers gave our friend Henry
+Grady. [Laughter.] They had been to attend a national convention at
+Chicago, and on returning were seriously disappointed because of the
+failure to have nominated their chosen candidate. As they came across
+the ferry in the gray light of the morning, Grady, who was seeking
+consolation, said: "Mr. Travers, what is the best thing I can buy in
+Wall Street?" The noted wit of the Stock Exchange replied: "The best
+thing you can buy is a ticket back to Atlanta." [Laughter.]
+
+Two old darkies, lounging on a street corner in Richmond, Va., one day,
+were suddenly aroused by a runaway team that came dashing toward them at
+breakneck speed. The driver, scared nearly to death, had abandoned his
+reins, and was awkwardly climbing out of the wagon at the rear end. One
+of the old negroes said: "Brer' Johnson, sure as you born man, de
+runaway horse am powerful gran' and a monstrous fine sight to see."
+Johnson shook his head doubtfully, and then replied, philosophically,
+"Dat 'pends berry much, nigger, on whedder you be standin' on de corner
+obsarvin' of him, or be gittin' ober de tail-board ob de waggin." And
+likewise, it strikes me that any keen enjoyment to be gotten out of
+after-dinner speaking is peculiarly contingent--"'pendin' berry much on
+whedder you is standin' off lookin' on, or gittin' ober de tail-board of
+de waggin." [Laughter.]
+
+If Wall Street is all that spiteful cynics and ignorant fanatics say of
+it--if we are to admit that it is a den of thieves, where only
+falsehood, treachery, and iniquitous schemes are propagated; if there is
+any ground for believing that all the exchanges are side-shows to hell
+[laughter], and their members devils incarnate [laughter], I fail to
+appreciate any advantage to the South in being there, and in no place
+where her presence could not be counted a credit would I assist in
+discovering her.
+
+But if, on the other hand, we repudiate such wholesale abuse of the
+place, and insist, for truth's sake, upon an acknowledgment of facts as
+they exist, then the South can well afford to be found in Wall Street,
+and if prominent there we may proudly salute her.
+
+Wall Street is the throbbing heart of America's finance. It is a common
+nursery for an infinite variety of enterprises, all over our land.
+Innumerable manufactories, North, South, East, and West, have drawn
+their capital from Wall Street. The industrial progress and material
+development of our blessed Southland is being pushed forward vigorously
+to-day by the monetary backing of Wall Street. The vast fields of the
+fertile West, luxurious in the beauty and rich in the promise of
+tasselled corn and bearded grain, are tilled and harvested by helpful
+loans from Wall Street. Old railroads, run down in their physical
+condition and thereby seriously impaired for public service, are
+constantly being rehabilitated with Wall Street money, while eight out
+of every ten new ones draw the means for their construction and
+equipment from this same source of financial supply.
+
+To all attacks recklessly made on the methods of Wall Street, it seems
+to me there is ample answer in this one undeniable fact--the daily
+business done there foots up in dollars and cents more than the total
+trade of any whole State of the Union, except New York; and, although
+the great bulk of transactions are made in the midst of intense
+excitement, incident to rapid and sometimes violent fluctuation of
+values, and, although gigantic trades are made binding by only a wink or
+a nod, nine hundred and ninety-nine times out of a thousand, the
+contracting parties stand rigidly by their bargains, prove they good or
+bad. [Applause.] So much for the heroic integrity of the so-called bulls
+and bears. Out in the broader realm of commercial vocation, and through
+the wider fields of pastoral pursuit, it occurs to me this lesson might
+be learned without any reduction of existing morality. [Applause.]
+
+In Wall Street the brainiest financiers are congregated. Vigorous
+energy, unremitting industry, clear judgment, and unswerving nerve are
+absolutely essential to personal success. In the light of those
+requirements, we venture to ask what place has the South taken.
+
+Honorable Abram S. Hewitt in his speech before this Society one year
+ago, said: "If by some inscrutable providence this list of gentlemen
+[meaning members of the Southern Society] were suddenly returned to the
+homes which I suppose will know them no longer, there would be in this
+city what the quack medicine men call 'a sense of goneness,' and I think
+we should have to send to the wise men of the East, Dr. Atkinson, for
+example, to tell us how to supply the vacuum." Taking my cue from that
+generous compliment, I venture to suggest that if the South should
+suddenly withdraw from Wall Street, it would occasion such a contraction
+of the currency in that district as would demand even a more liberal
+policy than Secretary Fairchild has practised in purchasing Government
+bonds. [Applause and laughter.] The aggregate wealth of Southerners in
+Wall Street to-day is over $100,000,000 and the great bulk of that vast
+amount has been accumulated within the last twenty years. That is to
+say, "The South in Wall Street," has made at least $4,000,000 annually
+since the war. Under all the circumstances, who will dispute the
+magnificence of that showing? It must be remembered that the great
+majority of Southern men on entering Wall Street were poor; so poor,
+indeed, that they might almost have afforded to begin their career on
+the terms that I once heard of a man in South Carolina proposing to some
+little negroes. He told them if they would pick wild blackberries from
+morning till night he would give them half they gathered. [Laughter.]
+The Southerners of Wall Street, with but very few exceptions, entered
+that great field of finance with but one consolation, and that was the
+calm consciousness of being thoroughly protected against loss from the
+simple fact that they had nothing to lose. [Applause and laughter.] A
+hundred millions of dollars is no small pile when stacked up
+beside--nothing. Of course we are not called upon to analyze this
+fortune, nor do I mean to imply that it is evenly divided. Some of us it
+must be admitted spoil the average dreadfully, but we all may get the
+same satisfaction out of it that the childless man derived, who said
+that he and his brother together had three boys and two girls.
+[Laughter.]
+
+The South is a power in Wall Street. She is identified with the
+management of many leading financial institutions, and has also founded
+private banking-houses and built up other prosperous business
+establishments on her own account. It would be in bad taste to mention
+names unless I had the roll of honor at hand and could read it off
+without exception. The President of the Cotton Exchange and nearly forty
+per cent. of its members are Southerners. One of the oldest and
+strongest firms on the Produce Exchange is essentially Southern. That
+private banking-house in Wall Street, which has stood longest without
+any change in the personnel of its partnership, and which ranks to-day
+with the most reputable and successful establishments of its kind, is
+Southern in every branch of its membership. Seven of the National Banks
+have Southern men for Presidents, and the list of Southern cashiers and
+tellers is long and honorable. It was a Southern boy who, ten years ago,
+counted himself lucky on getting the humble place of mail carrier in one
+of the greatest banking houses of America. That very boy, when not long
+since he resigned to enter business on his own account, was filling one
+of the most responsible positions and drawing the third largest salary
+in that same great establishment.
+
+Another instance of signal success is told in this short story: Less
+than six years ago a young Georgian tacked up a cheap little sign on the
+door of a sky-lit room in the "Evening Post" building. To-day his is the
+leading name of one of the most conspicuous houses in the Street, and
+the rent of his present quarters is more per month than the first office
+he occupied cost for a whole year. One of the most famous Southern
+leaders in Wall Street to-day [John H. Inman] was so little known when
+he first attracted attention there that many people assumed he must in
+some way be connected with a certain great ocean steamship line, simply
+because he bore the same name. To-day it is just as often supposed that
+the steamship line is an offshoot from him, because it bears his name. A
+great Italian painter once vitalized a canvas with the expression of his
+poetic thought and called it "Aurora." In looking at that masterpiece of
+art I have sometimes been reminded of this distinguished Southerner.
+Immediately after the war the South was enveloped in darkness. Out of
+that gloom this man emerged and came here to the East, where the sun
+shines first in the morning. Judging him to-day by the record he has
+made, we are warranted in saying that on coming here he adopted
+Usefulness as his chariot, and that thereto he harnessed the spirited
+steeds of Enterprise, Progress, and Development. To-day we see him
+driving that triumphal car through the land of his birth, and making the
+sunlight of prosperity to shine there. [Tremendous applause.] Sharing
+with him the honors of their firm name is another Southerner, whose
+career of usefulness and record of splendid success suffer nothing by
+comparison. Two other Southern representatives, because of admirable
+achievements and brilliant strokes of fortune, have recently gained
+great distinction and won much applause in Wall Street. If I called
+their names it would awake an echo in the temple of history, where an
+illustrious ancestor is enshrined in immortal renown. [Applause and
+cries of "Calhoun! Calhoun!"]
+
+It is not only as financiers and railroad magnates that the South ranks
+high in Wall Street, but Southern lawyers likewise have established
+themselves in this dollar district, and to-day challenge attention and
+deserve tribute. Under the brilliant leadership of two commanding
+generals, the younger barristers are steadily winning wider reputation
+and pressing forward in professional triumph.
+
+One question, with its answer, and I shall have done: Are these
+Southerners in Wall Street divorced in spirit and sympathy from their
+old homes? [Cries of "No! No!"] You say "No." Let the record of their
+deeds also make reply. One of them had done a thing so unique and
+beautiful that I cannot refrain from alluding to it. It touches the
+chord of humanity in every true heart and makes it vibrate with sacred
+memories. In the cemetery of the little town of Hopkinsville, Ky., there
+stands a splendid monument dedicated to "The Unknown Confederate Dead."
+There is no inscription that even hints at who erected it. The builder
+subordinated his personality to the glory of his purpose, and only the
+consummate beauty of the memorial stands forth. The inspiration of his
+impulse was only equalled by the modesty of his method. Truth, touched
+by the tenderness and beauty of the tribute to those heroes who died
+"for conscience sake," has revealed the author, and in him we recognize
+a generous surviving comrade. [Applause, and cries of "Latham! Latham!
+John Latham!"]
+
+Turning from this epitome of sentiment, we are confronted by abundant
+evidence of the substantial interest taken by Wall Street Southerners in
+the material affairs of the South. What they have done to reclaim the
+waste places and develop the resources of their native States is beyond
+estimate. They have not only contributed liberally by personal
+investment, but they have used every honorable endeavor to influence
+other men to do likewise. Loyalty has stimulated their efforts. Their
+hearts are in the present and prospective glory of the New South. They
+are untiring in their furtherance of legitimate enterprises, and the
+fruit of their labor is seen to-day in every Southern State where new
+railroads are building, various manufacturing enterprises springing up,
+and vast mining interests being developed. The steady flow of capital
+into all those channels is greatly due to their influence. There is more
+money drifting that way to-day than ever before, and the time will soon
+come, if it is not already here, when the sentiment to which I have
+responded will admit of transposition, and we can with as much propriety
+toast "Wall Street in the South," as to-night we toast "The South in
+Wall Street." [Great and long-continued applause.]
+
+
+
+
+KING EDWARD VII.
+
+
+THE COLONIES
+
+ [Speech of Albert Edward, Prince of Wales [Edward VII, crowned King
+ of England January 23, 1901], at the banquet given at the Mansion
+ House, London, July 16, 1881, by the Lord Mayor of London [Sir
+ William McArthur], to the Prince of Wales, as President of the
+ Colonial Institute, and to a large company of representatives of
+ the colonies--governors, premiers, and administrators. This speech
+ was delivered in response to the toast proposed by the Lord Mayor,
+ "The Health of the Prince of Wales, the Princess of Wales, and the
+ other members of the Royal Family."]
+
+
+MY LORD MAYOR, YOUR MAJESTY, MY LORDS, AND GENTLEMEN:--For the
+kind and remarkably flattering way in which you, my Lord Mayor, have
+been good enough to propose this toast, and you, my lords and gentlemen,
+for the kind and hearty way in which you have received it, I beg to
+offer you my most sincere thanks. It is a peculiar pleasure to me to
+come to the City, because I have the honor of being one of its freemen.
+But this is, indeed, a very special dinner, one of a kind that I do not
+suppose has ever been given before; for we have here this evening
+representatives of probably every Colony in the Empire. We have not only
+the Secretary of the Colonies, but Governors past and present,
+ministers, administrators, and agents, are all I think, to be found here
+this evening. I regret that it has not been possible for me to see half
+or one-third of the Colonies which it has been the good fortune of my
+brother, the Duke of Edinburgh, to visit. In his voyages round the world
+he has had opportunities more than once of seeing all our great
+Colonies. Though I have not been able personally to see them, or have
+seen only a small portion of them, you may rest assured it does not
+diminish in any way the interest I take in them.
+
+It is, I am sorry to say, now going on for twenty-one years since I
+visited our large North American Colonies. Still, though I was very
+young at the time, the remembrance of that visit is as deeply imprinted
+upon my memory now as it was at that time. I shall never forget the
+public receptions which were accorded to me in Canada, New Brunswick,
+Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island, and if it were possible for me at
+any time to repeat that visit, I need not tell you gentlemen, who now
+represent here those great North American Colonies, of the great
+pleasure it would give me to do so. It affords me great gratification to
+see an old friend, Sir John Macdonald, the Premier of Canada, here this
+evening.
+
+It was a most pressing invitation, certainly, that I received two years
+ago to visit the great Australasian Colonies, and though at the time I
+was unable to give an answer in the affirmative or in the negative,
+still it soon became apparent that my many duties here in England, would
+prevent my accomplishing what would have been a long, though a most
+interesting voyage. I regret that such has been the case, and that I was
+not able to accept the kind invitation I received to visit the
+Exhibitions at Sydney and at Melbourne. I am glad, however, to know that
+they have proved a great success, as has been testified to me only this
+evening by the noble Duke [Manchester] by my side, who has so lately
+returned. Though, my lords and gentlemen, I have, as I said before, not
+had the opportunity of seeing these great Australasian Colonies, which
+every day and every year are making such immense development, still, at
+the International Exhibitions of London, Paris, and Vienna, I had not
+only an opportunity of seeing their various products there exhibited,
+but I had the pleasure of making the personal acquaintance of many
+colonists--a fact which has been a matter of great importance and great
+benefit to myself.
+
+It is now thirty years since the first International Exhibition took
+place in London, and then for the first time Colonial exhibits were
+shown to the world. Since that time, from the Exhibitions which have
+followed our first great gathering in 1851, the improvements that have
+been made are manifest. That in itself is a clear proof of the way in
+which the Colonies have been exerting themselves to make their vast
+territories of the great importance that they are at the present moment.
+But though, my Lord Mayor, I have not been to Australasia, as you have
+mentioned, I have sent my two sons on a visit there; and it has been a
+matter of great gratification, not only to myself, but to the Queen, to
+hear of the kindly reception they have met with everywhere. They are but
+young, but I feel confident that their visit to the Antipodes will do
+them an incalculable amount of good. On their way out they visited a
+Colony in which, unfortunately, the condition of affairs was not quite
+as satisfactory as we could wish, and as a consequence they did not
+extend their visits in that part of South Africa quite so far inland as
+might otherwise have been the case.
+
+I must thank you once more, my Lord Mayor, for the kind way in which you
+have proposed this toast. I thank you in the name of the Princess and
+the other members of the Royal Family, for the kind reception their
+names have met with from all here to-night, and I beg again to assure
+you most cordially and heartily of the great pleasure it has given me to
+be present here among so many distinguished Colonists and gentlemen
+connected with the Colonies, and to have had an opportunity of meeting
+your distinguished guest, the King of the Sandwich Islands. If your
+lordship's visit to his dominions remains impressed on your mind, I
+think your lordship's kindly reception of his Majesty here to-night is
+not likely soon to be forgotten by him.
+
+
+
+
+HUGH C. WALLACE
+
+
+THE SOUTHERNER IN THE WEST
+
+ [Speech of Hugh C. Wallace at the fifth annual banquet of the New
+ York Southern Society, February 21, 1891. The President, Hugh R.
+ Garden, occupied the chair. In introducing Mr. Wallace, he said:
+ "It was said of old that the Southerner was wanting in that energy
+ and fixedness of purpose which make a successful American. No
+ broader field has existed for the exercise of those qualities than
+ the great region west of the Rocky Mountains. We are fortunate in
+ the presence of a gentleman whose young life is already a
+ successful refutation of that opinion, and I turn with confidence
+ to 'The Southerner of the Pacific Slope,' and invite Mr. Hugh C.
+ Wallace, of the State of Washington, to respond."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN:--For more than one hundred years
+upon this continent a silent army has been marching from the East toward
+the West. No silken banners have waved above it, and no blare of trumpet
+or beat of drum has heralded its progress. And yet its conquests have
+been grander than those of Peru or Mexico, its victories more glorious
+than those of Marengo, of Friedland, or of Austerlitz. It has subdued an
+empire richer than the Indies without inflicting the cruelties of Clive,
+or the exactions of Hastings, and that empire is to-day, Mr. President,
+a part of your heritage and mine. [Applause.] For more than thirty years
+past the region in which most of those I see around me first saw the
+light has lain prostrate, borne down by a Titanic struggle whose
+blighting force fell wholly upon her. For more than a generation her
+enterprise has seemed exhausted, her strength wasted, and her glory
+departed. And yet she has not failed to furnish her full quota to the
+grand army of conquest to carry to completion the great work which
+Boone, Crockett, and Houston, all her sons--began, and which her genius
+alone made possible. [Applause.]
+
+Turn back with me the pages of time to the beginning of this imposing
+march and glance for a moment at its resplendent progress. Its beginning
+was in Virginia. Virginians led by that first of Southerners whose natal
+day we celebrate to-night and whose fame grows brighter in the
+lengthening perspective of the years, conquered the savage and his
+little less than savage European ally, and saved for the Nation then
+unborn the whole Northwest. The Pinckneys, the Rutledges, and the
+Gwinetts forced the hand of Spain from the throat of the Mississippi,
+and left the current of trade free to flow to the Gulf unvexed by
+foreign influence.
+
+Another Virginian, illustrious through all time as the great vindicator
+of humanity, doubled the area of the national possession of his time by
+the Louisiana purchase, and Lewis and Clarke, both sons of the Old
+Dominion, in 1804 first trod the vast uninhabited wilds of the far
+Northwest to find a land richer in all the precious products of the East
+than mortal eyes had yet beheld. So were our borders extended from the
+Gulf and the Rio Grande to the 49th parallel and from the Atlantic to
+the Pacific--but for Southern enterprise they might have stopped at
+Ohio, the Monongahela, and the Niagara. [Applause.]
+
+The empire thus secured remained to be subdued. From the States in which
+you and I, gentlemen, were born has come a noble wing of the grand army
+of subjugation, all of whose battles have been victories and all of
+whose victories have been victories of civilization. Moving first from
+the old States of the South it took possession of territory along the
+Gulf and of Tennessee and of Kentucky's "dark and bloody ground." Fame
+crowned the heroes of these campaigns with the patriot's name, and
+glorified them as pioneers. As their advance guards swept across the
+Mississippi and took possession of Missouri, Arkansas, and territory
+farther north, envy called it invasion, and when their scouts appeared
+in Nebraska and Kansas they were repelled amid the passion of the hour.
+Meanwhile, a new element, whose quickening power is scarcely yet
+appreciated, had joined the grand movement. Early in the forties a South
+Carolinian captain of engineers, the Pathfinder, John C. Fremont, had
+marked the way to the far West coast, and added a new realm to the
+National domain. [Applause.] It was the domain soon famed for its
+delightful climate, its wealth of resources, and its combination of
+every natural advantage that human life desires. The gleaming gold soon
+after found in the sands of Sutter's Fort spread its fame afar and
+attracted to it the superb band of men who came from every State to lay
+firm and sure the foundation of the new commonwealth.
+
+There were only fourteen Southerners in the Constitutional Convention at
+Monterey, but their genius for government made them a fair working
+majority in the body of forty-eight members. Not content with building a
+grand State like this, the united army gathered from the North and South
+alike turned its face toward the desert and fastnesses of the eternal
+hills and "continuous woods where rolls the Oregon and hears no sound
+save his own dashings," and pitched their tents, rolled back the awful
+silence that through ages had reigned there; and learned the secrets
+that desolation guarded, alluring to them from their fastnesses a
+renewed stream of treasure which has resulted in making us the envy of
+all other nations.
+
+In conspicuous contrast to the attitude and sentiment of the South, the
+East has never followed to encourage nor sympathize with the West.
+Whether it be in legislation or politics or finance, the Western idea
+has ever failed to command the earnest attention to which it is
+entitled. There is a sentiment which is growing more general and
+vigorous every day in the far West, that the time is near at hand when
+it will decline to adhere to the fortunes of any leader or body which
+recklessly ignores its claims or persistently refuses to it recognition.
+It is a very significant fact, Mr. President, that this great region,
+containing one-fourth of the National area, one-seventeenth of the
+population, and constituting one-seventh of the whole number of States
+has had up to this time, but one member of the Cabinet. In the present
+Cabinet, fourteen States (east of the Mississippi and North of the old
+Mason and Dixon's Line) have seven members and the remaining thirty
+States have but one. Those thirty States will see to it in the future
+that the party which succeeds through their support has its
+representation their efforts have deserved.
+
+I cannot close, Mr. President, without giving expression to a sentiment
+to which Southerners in the West are peculiarly alive--the sentiment of
+sympathy and fraternity which exists between the South and the West.
+[Applause.] The course of historical development which I have outlined
+of the Western man has wrought a bond of friendship between them, and
+that bond is not a reminiscence, but a living, vital, and efficient
+fact. Only but yesterday, politicians, thank God not the people, sought
+for selfish ends to cast back the South into Stygian gloom from which
+she had slowly and laboriously but gloriously emerged, to forge upon her
+again hope-killing shackles of a barbarous rule. In that hour of trial
+which you and I, sir, know to have been a menace and a reality to whom
+did she turn for succor? To this man of the West, and quick and glorious
+was the response.
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL BALDWIN WARD
+
+
+THE MEDICAL PROFESSION
+
+ [Speech of Dr. Samuel B. Ward at the annual banquet of the New York
+ State Bar Association, in the City of Albany, January 18, 1887.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--That a medical man should be
+asked to be in attendance at a banquet such as this was natural, and
+when I looked over the list of toasts and found that the clergymen had
+been omitted, I took it as an intended though perhaps rather dubious
+compliment to my profession, the supposition being that the services of
+the clergy would not of course be required. When I was asked to respond
+to this toast, in an unguarded moment of good nature, which is
+remarkable even in me, I was beguiled into consenting by the persuasive
+eloquence of your worthy President and Secretary, and a day or two after
+I visited the Executive chamber with the view of endeavoring to make "a
+little bargain" with his Excellency. Being myself neither a lawyer, a
+politician, nor the editor of a Brooklyn newspaper [laughter], I was
+totally unacquainted with such things, but still I am the reader of a
+weekly Republican newspaper (that is spelled with two e's and not an a,
+and has no reference to the "Albany Evening Journal"), and have
+ascertained that among a certain class of men, these "bargains" were
+exceedingly common. Respecting the exact nature of the proposition I
+shall not reveal? but suffice it to say I failed most ignominiously.
+
+After leaving the executive chamber I spent a good part of the morning
+in reflection as to the cause of the failure. Among other things it
+occurred to me that perhaps the newspaper statement, that "bargains"
+were so common among officials was untrue, but when I reflected that my
+newspaper was a republican organ and that the Executive was a democratic
+official I knew that every word that organ would say about a political
+opponent must be absolutely true. It occurred to me that perhaps
+inasmuch as I was not a politician, his Excellency might have feared to
+trust me, but I recollected to have read of the dire misfortune that
+befalls certain politicians in New York from trusting each other. As the
+Governor's shrewdness was well-known, I knew that he felt that if he
+could trust any one, it would be one of my profession, and therefore
+that excuse would not answer. It also occurred to me, that perhaps I was
+somewhat green and unwise in consenting to make this bargain in the
+presence of witnesses, but when I thought of all the sagacity and
+shrewdness and reticence that was concealed behind Colonel Rice's
+outspoken countenance, and of the numerous "arrangements" of which he
+was cognizant, and in relation to which he had never said a word, I felt
+assured that that was not the reason. I finally came to the conclusion
+that the Governor was a man to be trusted; that if there still be cynics
+who believe that "every man has his price," they would find the
+Governor's price far too high for them ever to reach. [Applause.]
+
+In the play of King Henry VI occurs an expression by Dick, the butcher,
+which is so short and so pointed that I may be pardoned for reproducing
+it in its completeness. It runs thus: "The first thing we do, let's kill
+the lawyers." This is not at all the attitude of our profession toward
+yours. On the contrary the most stupid charge that is ever laid to the
+door of the medical man is that he intentionally, or ever either by luck
+or intention, kills his patients. Ere the coffin-lid closes the doctor's
+harvest is reaped, but how different it is with you gentlemen.
+[Laughter.] Not more than a few days after the debt of nature has been
+paid by the unfortunate patient, your harvest--and especially if he has
+had the unusual fortune to make a will--begins, and oh! how we are
+sometimes tempted to envy you. Through how many seasons this harvest
+will be prolonged no one can foretell. That it will be carefully
+garnered to the last we can fully rely upon.
+
+There is perhaps only one state of circumstances under which the
+medical man is likely to re-echo the sentiment, and that is when he
+steps down from the witness-stand, having served as an "expert." You
+lawyers have a duty to discharge to your clients which necessitates your
+"taking a part." Even though a man be guilty, there may be "extenuating
+circumstances," and it is your right, as it is your duty, "to do all
+that lies within your power in his behalf." The "medical expert" should
+go upon the stand in a purely judicial frame of mind, and as a rule I
+believe he does. But by the manner in which questions are propounded to
+him, and by the exercise of every little persuasive art incident to your
+calling, he is inevitably led into taking "sides." He is surrounded by
+circumstances that are to him entirely strange. He is more or less
+annoyed and flurried by his surroundings, and then comes the necessity
+of making a categorical answer to questions that are put to him more
+especially upon the cross-examination, which cannot be correctly
+answered categorically. Unfortunately in a profession like ours, in a
+science of art like ours, it often is absolutely impossible to answer a
+question categorically without conveying an erroneous impression to the
+jury.
+
+In addition to this, we are subjected at the close of the examination to
+what you are pleased to term a "hypothetical question." The theory of
+this "hypothetical question" is that it embraces or expresses in a few
+words, and not always so very few either [laughter], the main features
+of the case under consideration. In nine cases out of ten if the expert
+makes a direct and unqualified answer to the question he leaves an
+absolutely erroneous idea upon the minds of the jury, and this is the
+explanation of why so many experts have made answers to questions which
+have elicited adverse criticism.
+
+In my judgment, after a not very long experience I must admit, but a
+sorry one, in some instances, there is but one way in which this matter
+of expert evidence should be conducted. The judge should appoint three
+experts, one of them at the suggestion of the counsel upon either side,
+and the third one at his own discretion. These three appointees should
+present their report in writing to the court, and the compensation for
+the service should be equally divided between the parties interested. In
+that way can expert evidence escape the disrepute now attaching to it,
+and the ends of justice be furthered. Now, gentlemen, the hour is
+getting late, and I have but one wish to express to you. The medical
+profession of the State of New York has an organization very similar to
+your own, which has now reached very nearly its ninetieth year, with a
+membership of almost 1,000, and with an annual attendance something
+double that of your own. I can only hope that your Association may live
+on and develop until it reaches as vigorous and flourishing an old age
+as that of the medical profession. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER
+
+
+THE RISE OF "THE ATLANTIC"
+
+ [Speech of Charles Dudley Warner at the "Whittier Dinner" in
+ celebration of the poet's seventieth birthday and the twentieth
+ birthday of "The Atlantic Monthly," given by the publishers,
+ Messrs. Houghton, Mifflin & Co., at Boston, Mass., December 17,
+ 1877.]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN:--It is impossible to express my gratitude to you
+for calling on me. There is but one pleasure in life equal to that of
+being called on to make an after-dinner speech, and that is not being
+called on. It is such an enjoyment to sit through the courses with this
+prospect like a ten-pound weight on your digestive organs! If it were
+ever possible to refuse anything in this world, except by the
+concurrence of the three branches of government--the executive, the
+obstructive, and the destructive, I believe they are called--I should
+hope that we might some time have our speeches first, so that we could
+eat our dinner without fear or favor.
+
+I suppose, however, that I am called up not to grumble, but to say that
+the establishment of "The Atlantic Monthly" was an era in literature. I
+say it cheerfully. I believe, nevertheless, it was not the first era of
+the sort. The sanguine generations have been indulging in them all
+along, and as "eras" they are apt to flat out, or, as the editor of the
+"Atlantic" would say, they "peter out." But the establishment of the
+"Atlantic" was the expression of a genuine literary movement. That
+movement is the most interesting because it was the most fruitful in our
+history. It was nicknamed transcendentalism. It was, in fact, a
+recurrence to realism. They who were sitting in Boston saw a great
+light. The beauty of this new realism was that it required imagination,
+as it always does, to see truth. That was the charm of the Teufelsdroeckh
+philosophy; it was also poetry. Mr. Emerson puts it in a phrase--the
+poet is the Seer. Most of you recall the intellectual stir of that time.
+Mr. Carlyle had spread the German world to us. Mr. Emerson lighted his
+torch. The horizon of English literature was broken, and it was not
+necessary any longer to imitate English models. Criticism began to
+assert itself. Mr. Lowell launched that audacious "Fable for Critics"--a
+lusty colt, rejoicing in his young energy, had broken into the
+old-fashioned garden, and unceremoniously trampled about among the rows
+of box, the beds of pinks and sweet-williams, and mullen seed. I
+remember how all this excited the imagination of the college where I
+was. It was what that great navigator who made the "swellings from the
+Atlantic" called "a fresh-water college." Everybody read "Sartor
+Resartus." The best writer in college wrote exactly like Carlyle--why,
+it was the universal opinion--without Carlyle's obscurity! The rest of
+them wrote like Jean Paul Richter and like Emerson, and like Longfellow,
+and like Ossian. The poems of our genius you couldn't tell from Ossian.
+I believe it turned out that they were Ossian's. [Laughter.] Something
+was evidently about to happen. When this tumult had a little settled the
+"Atlantic" arose serenely out of Boston Bay--a consummation and a star
+of promise as well.
+
+The promise has been abundantly fulfilled. The magazine has had its fair
+share in the total revolution of the character of American literature--I
+mean the revolution out of the sentimental period; for the truth of this
+I might appeal to the present audience, but for the well-known fact that
+writers of books never read any except those they make themselves.
+[Laughter.] I distinctly remember the page in that first "Atlantic" that
+began with--"If the red slayer thinks he slays--" a famous poem, that
+immediately became the target of all the small wits of the country, and
+went in with the "Opinions," paragraphs of that Autocratic talk, which
+speedily broke the bounds of the "Atlantic," and the Pacific as well,
+and went round the world. [Applause.]
+
+Yes, the "Atlantic" has had its triumphs of all sorts. The Government
+even was jealous of its power. It repeatedly tried to banish one of its
+editors, and finally did send him off to the court of Madrid [James
+Russell Lowell]. And I am told that the present editor [William Dean
+Howells] might have been snatched away from it, but for his good fortune
+in being legally connected with a person who is distantly related to a
+very high personage who was at that time reforming the civil service.
+
+Mr. Chairman, there is no reason why I should not ramble on in this way
+all night; but then, there is no reason why I should. There is only one
+thing more that I desire to note, and that is, that during the existence
+of the "Atlantic," American authors have become very nearly emancipated
+from fear or dependence on English criticisms. In comparison with former
+days they care now very little what London says. This is an acknowledged
+fact. Whether it is the result of a sturdy growth at home or of a
+visible deterioration of the quality of the criticism--a want of the
+discriminating faculty--the Contributors' Club can, no doubt, point out.
+
+[In conclusion, Mr. Warner paid a brief but eloquent tribute to the
+Quaker poet.]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: _HENRY WATTERSON_
+
+_Photogravure after a photograph from life_]
+
+
+HENRY WATTERSON
+
+
+OUR WIVES
+
+ [Speech of Henry Watterson at the dinner held on the anniversary of
+ General W. T. Sherman's birthday, Washington, D. C., February 8,
+ 1883. Colonel George B. Corkhill presided, and introduced Mr.
+ Watterson to speak to the toast, "Our Wives."]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN:--When one undertakes to respond to such a sentiment
+as you do me the honor to assign me, he knows in advance that he is put,
+as it were, upon his good behavior. I recognize the justice of this and
+accepted the responsibility with the charge; though I may say that if
+General Sherman's wife resembles mine--and I very much suspect she
+does--he has a sympathy for me at the present moment. Once upon a festal
+occasion, a little late, quite after the hour when Cinderella was bidden
+by her godmother to go to bed, I happened to extol the graces and
+virtues of the newly wedded wife of a friend of mine, and finally, as a
+knockdown argument, I compared her to my own wife. "In this case," said
+he, dryly, "you'll catch it when you get home." It is a peculiarity they
+all have: not a ray of humor where the husband is concerned; to the best
+of them and to the last he must be and must continue to be--a hero!
+
+Now, I do not wish you to believe, nor to think that I myself believe,
+that all women make heroes of their husbands. Women are logical in
+nothing. They naturally hate mathematics. So, they would have their
+husbands be heroes only to the rest of the world. There is a charming
+picture by John Leech, the English satirist, which depicts Jones, who
+never looked askance at a woman in his life, sitting demurely at table,
+stuck with his nose on his plate, and Mrs. Jones opposite, redundant to
+a degree, observing with gratified severity, "Now, Mr. Jones, don't let
+me see you ogling those Smith girls again!" She, too, was like the
+rest--the good ones, I mean--seeing the world through her husband; no
+happiness but his comfort; no vanity but his glory; sacrificing herself
+to his wants, and where he proves inadequate putting her imagination out
+to service and bringing home a basket of flowers to deck his brow. Of
+our sweethearts the humorist hath it:--
+
+ "Where are the Marys and Anns and Elizas,
+ Lovely and loving of yore?
+ Look in the columns of old 'Advertisers,'
+ Married and dead by the score."
+
+But "our wives." We don't have far to look to find them; sometimes, I am
+told, you army gentlemen have been known to find them turning
+unexpectedly up along the ranges of the Rocky Mountains, and making
+their presence felt even as far as the halls of the Montezumas. Yet how
+should we get on without them? Rob mankind of his wife and time could
+never become a grandfather. Strange as you may think it our wives are,
+in a sense, responsible for our children; and I ask you seriously how
+could the world get on if it had no children? It might get on for a
+while, I do admit; but I challenge the boldest among you to say how long
+it could get on without "our wives." It would not only give out of
+children; in a little--a very little--while it would have no
+mother-in-law, nor sister-in-law, nor brother-in-law, nor any of those
+acquired relatives whom it has learned to love, and who have contributed
+so largely to its stock of harmless pleasure.
+
+But, as this is not exactly a tariff discussion, though a duty, I drop
+statistics; let me ask you what would become of the revenues of man if
+it were not for "our wives?" We should have no milliners but for "our
+wives." But for "our wives" those makers of happiness and furbelows,
+those fabricators of smiles and frills, those gentle beings who bias and
+scollop and do their sacking at both ends of the bill, and sometimes in
+the middle, would be compelled to shut up shop, retire from business,
+and return to the good old city of Mantua, whence they came. The world
+would grow too rich; albeit, on this promise I do not propose to
+construct an argument in favor of more wives. One wife is enough, two
+is too many, and more than two are an abomination everywhere, except in
+Utah and the halls of our national legislature.
+
+I beg you will forgive me. I do but speak in banter. It has been said
+that a good woman, fitly mated, grows doubly good; but how often have we
+seen a bad man mated to a good woman turned into a good man? Why, I
+myself was not wholly good till I married my wife; and, if the eminent
+soldier and gentleman in whose honor we are here--and may he be among us
+many and many another anniversary, yet always sixty-three--if he should
+tell the story of his life, I am sure he would say that its darkest
+hours were cherished, its brightest illuminated by the fair lady of a
+noble race, who stepped from the highest social eminence to place her
+hand in that of an obscure young subaltern of the line. The world had
+not become acquainted with him, but with the prophetic instinct of a
+true woman she discovered, as she has since developed, the mine. So it
+is with all "our wives." Whatever there is good in us they bring it out;
+wherefor may they be forever honored in the myriad of hearts they come
+to lighten and to bless. [Loud applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE PURITAN AND THE CAVALIER
+
+ [Speech of Henry Watterson at the eighty-ninth anniversary banquet
+ of the New England Society in the City of New York, December 22,
+ 1894. Elihu Root, President of the Society, introduced Mr.
+ Watterson in the following words: "Gentlemen, we are forced to
+ recognize the truth of the observation that all the people of New
+ England are not Puritans; we must admit an occasional exception. It
+ is equally true, I am told, that all the people of the South are
+ not cavaliers; but there is one cavalier without fear and without
+ reproach [applause], the splendid courage of whose convictions
+ shows how close together the highest examples of different types
+ can be among godlike men--a cavalier of the South, of southern
+ blood and southern life, who carries in thought and in deed all the
+ serious purpose and disinterested action that characterized the
+ Pilgrim Fathers whom we commemorate. He comes from an impressionist
+ State where the grass is blue [laughter], where the men are either
+ all white or all black, and where, we are told, quite often the
+ settlements are painted red. [Laughter.] He is a soldier, a
+ statesman, a scholar, and, above all, a lover; and among all the
+ world which loves a lover the descendants of those who, generation
+ after generation, with tears and laughter, have sympathized with
+ John Alden and Priscilla, cannot fail to open their hearts in
+ sympathy to Henry Watterson and his star-eyed goddess. [Applause.]
+ I have the honor and great pleasure of introducing him to respond
+ to the toast of 'The Puritan and the Cavalier.'"]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--Eight years ago, to-night, there
+stood where I am standing now a young Georgian, who, not without reason,
+recognized the "significance" of his presence here--"the first
+southerner to speak at this board"--a circumstance, let me add, not very
+creditable to any of us--and in words whose eloquence I cannot hope to
+recall, appealed from the New South to New England for a united country.
+
+He was my disciple, my protege, my friend. He came to me from the
+southern schools, where he had perused the arts of oratory and letters,
+to get a few hints in journalism, as he said; needing so few, indeed,
+that, but a little later, I sent him to one of the foremost journalists
+of this foremost city, bearing a letter of introduction, which described
+him as "the greatest boy ever born in Dixie, or anywhere else."
+
+He is gone now. But, short as his life was, its heaven-born mission was
+fulfilled; the dream of his childhood was realized; for he had been
+appointed by God to carry a message of peace on earth, good-will to men,
+and, this done, he vanished from the sight of mortal eyes, even as the
+dove from the ark.
+
+I mean to take up the word where Grady left it off, but I shall continue
+the sentence with a somewhat larger confidence, and, perhaps, with a
+somewhat fuller meaning; because, notwithstanding the Puritan trappings,
+traditions, and associations which surround me--visible illustrations of
+the self-denying fortitude of the Puritan character and the sombre
+simplicity of the Puritan taste and habit--I never felt less out of
+place in all my life.
+
+To tell you the truth, I am afraid that I have gained access here on
+false pretences; for I am no Cavalier at all; just plain Scotch-Irish;
+one of those Scotch-Irish southerners who ate no fire in the green leaf
+and has eaten no dirt in the brown, and who, accepting, for the moment,
+the terms Puritan and Cavalier in the sense an effete sectionalism once
+sought to ascribe to them--descriptive labels at once classifying and
+separating North and South--verbal redoubts along that mythical line
+called Mason and Dixon, over which there were supposed by the extremists
+of other days to be no bridges--I am much disposed to say, "A plague o'
+both your houses!"
+
+Each was good enough and bad enough in its way, whilst they lasted; each
+in its turn filled the English-speaking world with mourning; and each,
+if either could have resisted the infection of the soil and climate they
+found here, would be to-day striving at the sword's point to square life
+by the iron rule of Theocracy, or to round it by the dizzy whirl of a
+petticoat! It is very pretty to read about the Maypole in Virginia and
+very edifying and inspiring to celebrate the deeds of the Pilgrim
+Fathers. But there is not Cavalier blood enough left in the Old Dominion
+to produce a single crop of first families, whilst out in Nebraska and
+Iowa they claim that they have so stripped New England of her Puritan
+stock as to spare her hardly enough for farm hands. This I do know, from
+personal experience, that it is impossible for the stranger-guest,
+sitting beneath a bower of roses in the Palmetto Club at Charleston, or
+by a mimic log-heap in the Algonquin Club at Boston, to tell the
+assembled company apart, particularly after ten o'clock in the evening!
+Why, in that great, final struggle between the Puritans and the
+Cavaliers--which we still hear sometimes casually mentioned--although it
+ended nearly thirty years ago, there had been such a mixing up of
+Puritan babies and Cavalier babies during the two or three generations
+preceding it, that the surviving grandmothers of the combatants could
+not, except for their uniforms, have picked out their own on any field
+of battle!
+
+Turning to the Cyclopaedia of American Biography, I find that Webster had
+all the vices that are supposed to have signalized the Cavalier, and
+Calhoun all the virtues that are claimed for the Puritan. During twenty
+years three statesmen of Puritan origin were the chosen party leaders of
+Cavalier Mississippi: Robert J. Walker, born and reared in Pennsylvania;
+John A. Quitman, born and reared in New York, and Sargent S. Prentiss,
+born and reared in the good old State of Maine. That sturdy Puritan,
+John Slidell, never saw Louisiana until he was old enough to vote and
+to fight; native here--an alumnus of Columbia College--but sprung from
+New England ancestors. Albert Sidney Johnston, the most resplendent of
+modern Cavaliers--from tip to toe a type of the species--the very rose
+and expectancy of the young Confederacy--did not have a drop of Southern
+blood in his veins; Yankee on both sides of the house, though born in
+Kentucky a little while after his father and mother arrived there from
+Connecticut. The Ambassador who serves our Government near the French
+Republic was a gallant Confederate soldier and is a representative
+southern statesman; but he owns the estate in Massachusetts where his
+father was born, and where his father's fathers lived through many
+generations.
+
+And the Cavaliers, who missed their stirrups, somehow, and got into
+Yankee saddles? The woods were full of them. If Custer was not a
+Cavalier, Rupert was a Puritan. And Sherwood and Wadsworth and Kearny,
+and McPherson and their dashing companions and followers! The one
+typical Puritan soldier of the war--mark you!--was a Southern, and not a
+Northern, soldier; Stonewall Jackson, of the Virginia line. And, if we
+should care to pursue the subject farther back, what about Ethan Allen
+and John Stark and Mad Anthony Wayne--Cavaliers each and every one?
+Indeed, from Israel Putnam to "Buffalo Bill," it seems to me the
+Puritans have had rather the best of it in turning out Cavaliers. So the
+least said about the Puritan and the Cavalier--except as blessed
+memories or horrid examples--the better for historic accuracy.
+
+If you wish to get at the bottom facts, I don't mind telling you--in
+confidence--that it was we Scotch-Irish who vanquished both of you--some
+of us in peace--others of us in war--supplying the missing link of
+adaptability--the needed ingredient of common sense--the conservative
+principle of creed and action, to which this generation of Americans
+owes its intellectual and moral emancipation from frivolity and
+pharisaism--its rescue from the Scarlet Woman and the mailed hand--and
+its crystallization into a national character and polity, ruling by
+force of brains and not by force of arms.
+
+Gentlemen--Sir--I, too, have been to Boston. Strange as the admission
+may seem, it is true; and I live to tell the tale. I have been to
+Boston; and when I declare that I found there many things that suggested
+the Cavalier and did not suggest the Puritan, I shall not say I was
+sorry. But among other things, I found there a civilization perfect in
+its union of the art of living with the grace of life; an Americanism
+ideal in its simple strength. Grady told us, and told us truly, of that
+typical American who, in Dr. Talmage's mind's eye, was coming, but who,
+in Abraham Lincoln's actuality, had already come. In some recent studies
+into the career of that great man, I have encountered many startling
+confirmations of this judgment; and from that rugged trunk, drawing its
+sustenance from gnarled roots, interlocked with Cavalier sprays and
+Puritan branches deep beneath the soil, shall spring, is springing, a
+shapely tree--symmetric in all its parts--under whose sheltering boughs
+this nation shall have the new birth of freedom Lincoln promised it, and
+mankind the refuge which was sought by the forefathers when they fled
+from oppression. Thank God, the axe, the gibbet, and the stake have had
+their day. They have gone, let us hope, to keep company with the lost
+arts. It has been demonstrated that great wrongs may be redressed and
+great reforms be achieved without the shedding of one drop of human
+blood; that vengeance does not purify, but brutalizes; and that
+tolerance, which in private transactions is reckoned a virtue, becomes
+in public affairs a dogma of the most far-seeing statesmanship. Else how
+could this noble city have been redeemed from bondage? It was held like
+a castle of the Middle Ages by robber barons, who levied tribute right
+and left. Yet have the mounds and dykes of corruption been carried--from
+buttress to bell-tower the walls of crime have fallen--without a shot
+out of a gun, and still no fires of Smithfield to light the pathway of
+the victor, no bloody assizes to vindicate the justice of the cause; nor
+need of any.
+
+So I appeal from the men in silken hose who danced to music made by
+slaves--and called it freedom--from the men in bell-crowned hats, who
+led Hester Prynne to her shame--and called it religion--to that
+Americanism which reaches forth its arms to smite wrong with reason and
+truth, secure in the power of both. I appeal from the patriarchs of New
+England to the poets of New England; from Endicott to Lowell; from
+Winthrop to Longfellow; from Norton to Holmes; and I appeal in the name
+and by the rights of that common citizenship--of that common
+origin--back both of the Puritan and the Cavalier--to which all of us
+owe our being. Let the dead past, consecrated by the blood of its
+martyrs, not by its savage hatreds--darkened alike by kingcraft and
+priestcraft--let the dead past bury its dead. Let the present and the
+future ring with the song of the singers. Blessed be the lessons they
+teach, the laws they make. Blessed be the eye to see, the light to
+reveal. Blessed be Tolerance, sitting ever on the right hand of God to
+guide the way with loving word, as blessed be all that brings us nearer
+the goal of true religion, true Republicanism and true patriotism,
+distrust of watchwords and labels, shams and heroes, belief in our
+country and ourselves. It was not Cotton Mather, but John Greenleaf
+Whittier, who cried:
+
+ "Dear God and Father of us all,
+ Forgive our faith in cruel lies,
+ Forgive the blindness that denies.
+
+ "Cast down our idols--overturn
+ Our bloody altars--make us see
+ Thyself in Thy humanity!"
+
+[Applause and cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+HEMAN LINCOLN WAYLAND
+
+
+THE FORCE OF IDEAS
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Heman L. Wayland at the fourth annual dinner of
+ the New England Society of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, December 22,
+ 1884. Dr. Wayland, as President of the Society, occupied the chair,
+ and delivered the following address in welcoming the guests.]
+
+
+FELLOW NEW ENGLANDERS--Or, in view of our habitual modesty and
+self-depreciation, I ought, perhaps, rather to say, Fellow Pharisees
+[laughter]--I congratulate you that we are able to show our guests a
+little real New England weather--weather that recalls the sleigh-rides,
+and crossing the bridges, and the singing-school. You are reminded of
+the observation of the British tar, who, after a long cruise in the
+Mediterranean, as he came into the eternal fog which surrounds the
+"tight little island," exclaimed, "This is weather as is weather; none
+of your blasted blue sky for me!" [Laughter.]
+
+Let me also apologize to our guests for the extreme plainness and
+frugality of the entertainment. They will kindly make allowance, when
+they remember that this is washing-day. [Laughter.]
+
+I am aware that the occasion is so large as to dwarf all merely personal
+considerations; but I cannot omit to return you my thanks for the
+unmerited kindness which has placed me in the position I occupy. I must
+add that the position is at once the more honorable and the more
+onerous, because I am called to follow a gentleman whose administration
+of the office has been so superlatively successful.
+
+In making this allusion to my honored predecessor, I am reminded of an
+event in which we all feel a common pride. On the 25th of last June,
+amid the hills which overshadow Dartmouth College, our then president
+laid the corner-stone of "Rollins Chapel" for Christian worship, while
+on the same day, at the same place, on the grounds traversed in earlier
+years by Webster and Choate, another son of New England laid the
+corner-stone of the "Wilson Library Building." Thus does intelligent
+industry, large-hearted benevolence, and filial piety, plant upon the
+granite hills of New England the olive-groves of Academus and the palms
+of Judea. [Applause.]
+
+But perhaps there may be here some intelligent stranger who asks me to
+define an expression which is now and then heard on these occasions:
+"What is this New England of which you speak so seldom and so
+reluctantly? Is it a place?" Yes, it is a place; not indeed only a
+place, but it is a place; and he cannot know New England who has not
+traversed it from Watch Hill to Mount Washington, from Champlain to
+Passamaquoddy. In no other wise can one realize how the sterile soil and
+the bleak winds and the short summer have been the rugged parents of
+that thrift, that industry, that economy, that regard for the small
+savings, which have made New England the banker of America. As the
+population grew beyond the capacity of the soil, her sons from her
+myriad harbors swarmed out upon the sea, an army of occupation, and
+annexed the Grand Banks, making them national banks before the days of
+Secretary Chase. [Laughter.] When the limits of agriculture were
+reached, they enslaved the streams, and clothed the continent. They
+gathered hides from Iowa and Texas, and sold them, in the shape of
+boots, in Dubuque and Galveston. Sterile New England underlaid the
+imperial Northwest with mortgages, and overlaid it with insurance. I
+chanced to be in Chicago two or three days after the great fire of 1871.
+As I walked among the smoking ruins, if I saw a man with a cheerful air,
+I knew that he was a resident of Chicago; if I saw a man with a long
+face, I knew that he represented a Hartford insurance company.
+[Laughter.] Really, the cheerful resignation with which the Chicago
+people endured the losses of New England did honor to human nature.
+[Laughter.]
+
+Perhaps it is well that New England is not yet more sterile, for it
+would have owned the whole of the country, and would have monopolized
+all the wealth, as it has confessedly got a corner on all the virtues.
+
+And while the narrow limit of the season, called by courtesy "summer,"
+has enforced promptness and rapidity of action, the long winters have
+given pause for reflection, have fostered the red school-house, have
+engendered reading and discussion, have made her sons and her daughters
+thoughtful beings.
+
+The other day, in reading the life of a New England woman,[8] I met with
+a letter written when she was seventeen years old: "I have begun reading
+Dugald Stewart. How are my sources of enjoyment multiplied. By bringing
+into view the various systems of philosophers concerning the origin of
+our knowledge, he enlarges the mind, and extends the range of our ideas,
+... while clearly distinguishing between proper objects of inquiry and
+those that must forever remain inexplicable to man in the present state
+of his faculties. Reasonings from induction are delightful." [Laughter.]
+
+I think you will agree with me that only where there was a long winter,
+and long winter evenings, would such a letter be written by a girl in
+her teens.
+
+The question has often been asked why there are so many poets in New
+England. A traveller passing through Concord inquired, "How do all these
+people support themselves?" The answer was, "They all live by writing
+poems for 'The Atlantic Monthly.'" [Laughter.]
+
+Now, any one who thinks of it must see that it is the weather which
+makes all these poets, or rather the weathers, for there are so many. As
+Mr. Choate said: "Cold to-day, hot to-morrow; mercury at eighty in the
+morning, with wind at southeast; and in three hours more a sea-turn,
+wind at east, a thick fog from the bottom of the ocean, and a fall of
+forty degrees; now, so dry as to kill all the beans in New Hampshire;
+then, a flood, carrying off the bridges on the Penobscot; snow in
+Portsmouth in July, and the next day a man and a yoke of oxen killed by
+lightning down in Rhode Island." [Laughter.]
+
+The commonplace question: "How is the weather going to be?" gives a
+boundless play to the imagination, and makes a man a poet before he
+knows it. And then a poet must have grand subjects in nature. And what
+does a poet want that he does not find in New England? Wooded glens,
+mysterious ravines, inaccessible summits, hurrying rivers; the White
+Hills, keeping up, as Starr King said, "a perpetual peak against the
+sky"; the Old Man of the Mountains looking down the valley of the
+Pemigewasset, and hearing from afar the Ammonoosuc as it breaks into a
+hundred cataracts; Katahdin, Kearsarge, setting its back up higher than
+ever since that little affair off Cherbourg; the everlasting ocean
+inviting to adventure, inspiring to its own wild freedom, and making a
+harbor in every front yard, so that the hardy mariner can have his smack
+at his own doorstep. [Laughter.] (Need I say I mean his fishing-smack?)
+What more can a poet desire?
+
+And then life in New England, especially New England of the olden time,
+has been an epic poem. It was a struggle against obstacles and enemies,
+and a triumph over nature in behalf of human welfare.
+
+What would a poet sing about, I wonder, who lived on the Kankakee Flats?
+Of course, the epic poet must have a hero, and an enemy, and a war. The
+great enemy in those parts is shakes; so, as Virgil began, "I sing of
+arms and the man," the Kankakee poet would open:
+
+ "I sing the glories of cinchona and the man
+ Who first invented calomel."
+
+Yes, if the Pilgrims had landed upon the far Western prairies or the
+Southern savannas, they would never have made America; they would never
+have won a glory beyond that of Columbus, who only discovered America,
+whereas these men created it. [Applause.]
+
+But not a place alone. New England is also a race; the race that plants
+colonies and makes nations; the race that carries everywhere a free
+press, a free pulpit, an open Bible, and that has almost learned to
+spell and parse its own language; the race which began the battle for
+civil and religious liberty in the time of Elizabeth, which fought the
+good fight at Edgehill, which, beside Concord Bridge, "fired the shot
+heard round the world," which made a continent secure for liberty at
+Appomattox. [Applause.]
+
+And New England is not alone a place and a race; it is as well an idea,
+or a congeries of ideas, so closely joined as properly to be called but
+one; and this idea is not the idea of force, but the force of ideas.
+
+But, gentlemen, I am in danger of forgetting that a marked
+characteristic of New Englanders is an unwillingness to talk, and
+especially to talk about themselves. And I know that you are eager to
+listen to the illustrious men whom we have the honor to gather about our
+humble board this evening.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CAUSES OF UNPOPULARITY
+
+ [Speech of Rev. Dr. Heman L. Wayland at the eighty-fourth annual
+ dinner of the New England Society in the City of New York, December
+ 23, 1889. The President, Cornelius N. Bliss, proposed the query for
+ Dr. Wayland, "Why are New Englanders Unpopular?" enforcing it with
+ the following quotations: "Do you question me as an honest man
+ should do for my simple true judgment?" [Much Ado About Nothing,
+ Act I, Sc. I], and "Merit less solid less despite has bred: the man
+ that makes a character makes foes" [Edward Young]. Turning to Dr.
+ Wayland, Mr. Bliss said: "Our sister, the New England Society of
+ Philadelphia, to-night sends us greeting in the person of her
+ honored President, whom I have the pleasure of presenting to you."
+ The eloquence of Dr. Wayland was loudly applauded; and Chauncey M.
+ Depew declared that he had heard one of the best speeches to which
+ he had ever listened at a New England dinner.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--That I am here this evening is as
+complete a mystery to me as to you. I do not know why your Society, at
+whose annual meetings orators are as the sand upon the seashore for
+multitude, should call upon Philadelphia, a city in which the acme of
+eloquence is attained by a Friends' Yearly Meeting, "sitting under the
+canopy of silence." I can only suppose that you designed to relieve the
+insufferable brilliancy of your annual festival, that you wished to
+dilute the highly-flavored, richly-colored, full-bodied streams of the
+Croton with the pure, limpid, colorless (or, at any rate, only
+drab-colored) waters of the Schuylkill. [Laughter.]
+
+My first and wiser impulse was to decline the invitation with which you
+honored me, or rather the Society of which I am the humblest member.
+But I considered the great debt we have been under to you for the loan
+of many of your most accomplished speakers: of Curtis, whose diction is
+chaste as the snows of his own New England, while his zeal for justice
+is as fervid as her July sun; of Depew, who, as I listen to him, makes
+me believe that the doctrine of transmigration is true, and that in a
+former day his soul occupied the body of one of the Puritan fathers, and
+that for some lapse he was compelled to spend a period of time in the
+body of a Hollander [laughter]; of Beaman,[9] one of the lights of your
+bar; of Evarts, who, whether as statesman or as orator, delights in
+making historic periods. And this year you have favored us with General
+Porter,[10] whom we have been trying to capture for our annual dinner,
+it seems to me, ever since the Mayflower entered Plymouth Bay.
+
+We have condoled with these honored guests as they with tears have told
+us of their pitiful lot, have narrated to us how, when they might have
+been tilling the soil (or what passes for soil) of the New Hampshire
+hills, shearing their lambs, manipulating their shares (with the aid of
+plough-handles), and watering their stock at the nearest brook, and
+might have been on speaking acquaintance with the Ten Commandments and
+have indulged a hope of some day going to heaven, and possibly to Boston
+[laughter]--on the other hand, a hard fate has compelled them to be
+millionaires, living in palaces on Murray Hill, to confine their
+agricultural operations to the Swamp, and to eke out a precarious
+livelihood by buying what they do not want and selling what they have
+not got. [Laughter and applause.] Remembering this debt, I thought that
+it was at least due to you that, in recognition of your courtesy, I
+should come over and confess judgment, and put you out of suspense by
+telling you at once that the assets will not pay for the expenses of
+distribution. The best I can do is to make you a preferred creditor.
+[Laughter.] I have heard that an Israelite without guile, doing business
+down in Chatham Street, called his creditors together, and offered them
+in settlement his note for ten per cent, on their claims, payable in
+four months. His brother, one of the largest creditors, rather "kicked";
+but the debtor took him aside and said, "Do not make any objections,
+and I will make you a preferred creditor." [Laughter and applause.] So
+the proposal was accepted by all. Presently, the preferred brother said,
+"Well, I should like what is coming to me." "Oh," was the reply, "you
+won't get anything; they won't any of them get anything." "But I thought
+I was a preferred creditor." "So you are. These notes will not be paid
+when they come due; but it will take them four months to find out that
+they are not going to get anything. But you know it now; you see you are
+preferred." [Renewed laughter.]
+
+In casting about for a subject (in case I should unhappily be called on
+to occupy your attention for a moment), I had thought on offering a few
+observations upon Plymouth Rock; but I was deterred by a weird and lurid
+announcement which I saw in your papers, appearing in connection with
+the name of an eminent clothing dealer, which led me to apprehend that
+Plymouth Rock was getting tired. [Laughter.] The announcement read,
+"Plymouth Rock pants!" I presumed that Plymouth Rock was tired in
+advance, at the prospect of being trotted out once more, from the Old
+Colony down to New Orleans, thence to San Francisco, thence to the
+cities of the unsalted seas, and so on back to the point of departure.
+[Great laughter.] Upon fuller examination, I found that the legend read,
+"Plymouth Rock pants for $3." It seemed to me that, without solicitation
+on my part, there ought to be public spirit enough in this audience to
+make up this evening the modest sum which would put Plymouth Rock at
+ease. [Great laughter.]
+
+As I look along this board, Mr. President, and gaze upon these faces
+radiant with honesty, with industry, with wisdom, with benevolence, with
+frugality, and, above all, with a contented and cheerful poverty, I am
+led to ask the question, suggested by the topic assigned me in the
+programme, "Why are we New Englanders so unpopular?" Why those phrases,
+always kept in stock by provincial orators and editors, "the mean
+Yankees," "the stingy Yankees," "the close-fisted Yankees," "the
+tin-peddling Yankees," and, above all, the terse and condensed
+collocation, "those d----d--those blessed Yankees," the blessing being
+comprised between two d's, as though conferred by a benevolent doctor of
+divinity. [Laughter.] I remember in the olden time, in the years beyond
+the flood, when the Presidential office was vacant and James Buchanan
+was drawing the salary, at a period before the recollection of any one
+present except myself, although possibly my esteemed friend, your
+secretary, Mr. Hubbard, may have heard his grandparents speak of it as a
+reminiscence of his youth, there was a poem going about, descriptive of
+the feelings of our brethren living between us and the Equator, running
+somewhat thus:
+
+ "'Neath the shade of the gum-tree the Southerner sat,
+ A-twisting the brim of his palmetto hat,
+ And trying to lighten his mind of a'load
+ By humming the words of the following ode:
+ 'Oh! for a nigger, and oh! for a whip;
+ Oh! for a cocktail, and oh! for a nip;
+ Oh! for a shot at old Greeley and Beecher;
+ Oh! for a crack at a Yankee school-teacher.'
+ And so he kept oh-ing for all he had not,
+ Not contented with owing for all that he'd got."
+
+Why does the world minify our intelligence by depreciating our favorite
+article of diet, and express the ultimate extreme of mental pauperism by
+saying of him on whose intellect they would heap contempt, "He doesn't
+know beans"? [Laughter.] And it is within my recollection that there was
+a time when it was proposed to reconstruct the Union of the States, with
+New England left out. Why, I repeat it, the intense unpopularity of New
+England?
+
+For one thing, it seems to me, we are hated because of our virtues; we
+are ostracized because men are tired of hearing about "New England, the
+good." The virtues of New England seem to italicize the moral poverty of
+mankind at large. The fact that the very first act of our foremothers,
+even before the landing was made, two hundred and sixty-nine years ago,
+was to go on shore and do up the household linen, which had suffered
+from the voyage of ninety days, is a perpetual reproof to those nations
+among whom there is a great opening for soap, who have a great many
+saints' days, but no washing day. [Laughter and applause.] When men
+nowadays are disposed to steal a million acres from the Indians, it
+detracts from their enjoyment to read what Governor Josiah Winslow wrote
+in _1676_: "I think I can clearly say that, before the present troubles
+broke out, the English did not possess one foot of land in this colony
+but what was fairly obtained by honest purchase of the Indian
+proprietors." When our fellow-citizens of other States look at their
+public buildings, every stone in which tells of unpaid loans; when they
+remember how they have scaled and scaled the unfortunate people who were
+guilty of the crime of having money to lend, until the creditors might
+be considered obnoxious to the Mosaic law, which looked with disfavor
+upon scaleless fish, it is naturally aggravating to them to remember
+that, at the close of King Philip's war, Plymouth Colony was owing a
+debt more than equal to the personal property of the colony, and that
+the debt was paid to the last cent [applause]; to remember the time, not
+very far gone by, when the Bay State paid the interest on her bonds in
+gold, though it cost her two hundred and seventy-six cents on every
+dollar to do it, and when it was proposed to commend the bonds of the
+United States to the bankers of the world by placing upon them the
+indorsement of Massachusetts [applause]; to remember that never has New
+England learned to articulate the letters that spell the word
+"Repudiation." [Great applause.]
+
+To those members of the human family who are disposed to entertain too
+high an estimate of themselves there is something aggravating in the
+extreme humility and sensitive self-depreciation of the real New
+Englander.
+
+And the virtues of New England are all the more offensive because they
+are exhibited in such a way as to take from her enemies the comfort that
+grows out of a grievance. Said a Chicago wife, "It is real mean for
+Charlie to be so good to me; I want to get a divorce and go on the
+stage; but he is so kind I cannot help loving him, and that is what
+makes me hate him so." When there comes the news that some far-off
+region is desolated by fire, or flood, or tempest, or pestilence, the
+first thing is a meeting in the metropolis of New England, and the
+dispatching of food and funds and physicians and nurses; and the
+relieved sufferers are compelled to murmur, "Oh, dear, it is too bad! We
+want to hate them, and they won't let us." [Applause.]
+
+One can manage to put up with goodness, however, if it is not too
+obtrusive. The honored daughter of Connecticut, the author of "Uncle
+Tom" and "Dred," now in the peaceful evening of her days,[11] has said,
+"What is called goodness is often only want of force." A good man,
+according to the popular idea, is a man who doesn't get in anybody's
+way. But the restless New Englanders not only have virtues, but they
+have convictions which are perpetually asserting themselves in the most
+embarrassing manner. [Applause.] I pass over the time, two centuries
+ago, when Cromwell and Hampden, those New Englanders who have never seen
+New England, made themselves exceedingly offensive to Charles I, and
+gave him at last a practical lesson touching the continuity of the
+spinal column.
+
+Later, when our fellow-citizens desired to "wallop their own niggers,"
+and to carry the patriarchal institution wherever the American flag
+went, they were naturally irritated at hearing that there was a handful
+of meddling fanatics down in Essex County who, in their misguided and
+malevolent ingenuity, had invented what they called liberty and human
+rights. [Applause.] Presently, when it was proposed (under the
+inspiration of a man recently deceased, who will stand in history as a
+monument to the clemency and magnanimity of a great and free people) to
+break up the Union in order to insure the perpetuity of slavery, then a
+man, plain of speech, rude of garb[12] descended from the Lincolns of
+Hingham, in Plymouth County, sounded a rally for Union and freedom
+[tremendous applause]; and, hark! there is the tramp, tramp of the
+fishermen from Marblehead; there are the Connecticut boys from old
+Litchfield; and there is the First Rhode Island; and there are the
+sailors from Casco Bay; and the farmers' sons from old Coos, and from
+along the Onion River, their hearts beating with the enthusiasm of
+liberty, while their steps keep pace with the drum-beat that salutes the
+national flag. [Applause.] And, see! is that a thunder-cloud in the
+North? No, it is the Fifty-fourth Massachusetts, made up of American
+citizens of African descent, officered by the best blood of Suffolk, and
+at their head Robert G. Shaw, going down to die in the trenches before
+Fort Wagner. And there is the man whom a kindly Providence yet spares to
+us, descended from the Shermans of Connecticut, preparing for the march
+that is to cleave the Confederacy in twain. [Cheers for General
+Sherman.] And there is the silent man, eight generations removed from
+Matthew Grant (who landed at Dorchester in 1630), destined to make the
+continent secure for liberty and to inaugurate the New South, dating
+from Appomattox, with traditions of freedom, teeming with a prosperity
+rivalling that of New England, a prosperity begotten of the marriage of
+labor and intelligence. [Continued applause.]
+
+In times somewhat more recent, when a political campaign was under full
+headway, and when politicians were husbanding truth with their wonted
+frugality and dispensing fiction with their habitual lavishness, there
+sprung up a man removed by only two generations from the Lows of Salem,
+who, in the resources of a mind capable of such things, devised what he
+was pleased to call "Sunday-school politics"; who has had the further
+hardihood to be made president of the college which is the glory of your
+metropolis, designing, no doubt, to infuse into the mind of the tender
+youth of the New Amsterdam his baleful idea, which, so far as I can make
+out, has as its essence the conduct of political affairs on the basis of
+the Decalogue.
+
+The campaign over, when the victors are rolling up their sleeves and are
+preparing to dispense the spoils according to the hunger and thirst of
+their retainers, to their amazed horror there is heard the voice of a
+native of Rhode Island, who has conceived a scheme almost too monstrous
+for mention, which he designates "Civil Service Reform," and who with
+characteristic effrontery has got up a society, of which he is
+president, for the purpose of diffusing his blood-curdling sentiments.
+Do we need to look further for a reply to the question, "Why are the New
+Englanders unpopular?" Almost any man is unpopular who goes around with
+his pockets full of moral dynamite. [Applause.]
+
+But perhaps I have not yet reached the most essential cause of the
+odium. Men will forgive a man almost anything if he only fails; but we,
+alas! have committed the crime of success. [Laughter and applause.] It
+makes people angry when they see New England prospering, influential,
+the banker of the country, leading public sentiment, shaping
+legislation. Men would not mind so much if this success were attained
+by a happy accident, or were the result of a favoring fortune; but it is
+aggravating to see the New Englanders, to whom Providence has given
+nothing but rocks and ice and weather--a great deal of it--and a
+thermometer [laughter], yet mining gold in Colorado, chasing the walrus
+off the Aleutian Islands, building railroads in Dakota, and covering
+half the continent with insurance, and underlying it with a mortgage.
+Success is the one unpardonable crime. [Renewed laughter and applause.]
+
+It is true, when a man has so far acknowledged his participation in the
+common frailty as to die, then men begin to condone his faults; and by
+the time he is dead one or two hundred years they find him quite
+tolerable. An eminent ecclesiastic in the Anglican Church recently
+pronounced the greatest of the Puritans, Oliver Cromwell, "the most
+righteous ruler England ever had." A man who is dead is out of the way.
+We live in the home which he built, and are not disturbed by the chips
+and sawdust and noise, and perhaps the casualties and mistakes, which
+attended its building. I will offer a definition (without charge) to the
+editors of the magnificent "Century Dictionary": "Saint--a man with
+convictions, who has been dead a hundred years; canonized now,
+cannonaded then." [Laughter and applause.]
+
+We are building monuments now to the Abolitionists. It is quite possible
+that when a hundred winters shall have shed their snows upon the lonely
+grave at North Elba, the Old Dominion will take pride in the fact that
+she for a little while gave a home to the latest--I trust not the
+last--of the Puritans; and the traveller, in 1959, as he goes through
+Harper's Ferry, may see upon the site of the old engine-house, looking
+out upon the regenerate Commonwealth, cunningly graven in bronze, copied
+perhaps from the bust in your own Union League, the undaunted features
+of John Brown. [Applause.] And the South that is to be, standing
+uncovered beside the grave of the Union soldier, will say: "It was for
+us, too, that he died," and will render beside the tomb in the capital
+city of Illinois a reverence akin to that which she pays amid the shades
+of Mount Vernon. [Great applause.]
+
+The Czar of to-day honors the memory of John Howard (who died a hundred
+years ago next January), and offers 15,000 roubles for an essay on his
+life; but when George Kennan, following in the steps of Howard, draws
+back the curtain and shows the shuddering horrors in the prisons of
+Siberia, the Czar would willingly offer much more than 15,000 roubles
+for a successful essay upon his life. John Howard sleeps in innocuous
+silence at Kherson; George Kennan speaks through the everywhere-present
+press to the court of last appeal, the civilized world. [Applause.]
+
+There was not much money, there was not much popularity then, in being a
+Puritan, in being a Pilgrim; there is not much profit, there is not much
+applause, in being to-day a son of the Puritans, in standing as they did
+for great ideas and convictions, for liberty and righteousness, in
+holding the same relation to our age that they held to theirs. But let
+us be satisfied if, through unpopularity and loneliness and obloquy, we
+shall have done our duty as they did theirs, and let us hope that when
+another hundred years have passed, and when the ideal of to-day has
+become the commonplace of to-morrow, another generation may write over
+your grave and mine, "A Son of the Puritans."
+
+
+
+
+DANIEL WEBSTER
+
+
+THE CONSTITUTION AND THE UNION
+
+ [Speech of Daniel Webster at the dinner of the New England Society
+ in the City of New York, December 23, 1850. The early published
+ form of this address is very rare. It bears the following
+ title-page: "Speech of Mr. Webster at the Celebration of the New
+ York New England Society, December 23, 1850. Washington: printed by
+ Gideon & Co., 1851." The presiding officer of the celebration,
+ Moses H. Grinnell, asked attention of the company to a toast not on
+ the catalogue. He gave, "The Constitution and the Union, and their
+ Chief Defender." This sentiment was received with great applause,
+ which became most tumultuous when Mr. Webster rose to respond.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW YORK NEW ENGLAND
+SOCIETY:--Ye sons of New England! Ye brethren of the kindred tie! I
+have come hither to-night, not without some inconvenience, that I might
+behold a congregation whose faces bear lineaments of a New England
+origin, and whose hearts beat with full New England pulsations.
+[Cheers.] I willingly make the sacrifice. I am here, to meet this
+assembly of the great off-shoot of the Pilgrim Society of Massachusetts,
+the Pilgrim Society of New York. And, gentlemen, I shall begin what I
+have to say, which is but little, by tendering to you my thanks for the
+invitation extended to me, and by wishing you, one and all, every kind
+of happiness and prosperity.
+
+Gentlemen, this has been a stormy, a cold, a boisterous and inclement
+day. The winds have been harsh, the skies have been severe; and if we
+had no houses over our heads; if we had no shelter against this howling
+and freezing tempest; if we were wan and worn out; if half of us were
+sick and tired, and ready to descend into the grave; if we were on the
+bleak coast of Plymouth, houseless, homeless, with nothing over our
+heads but the Heavens, and that God who sits above the Heavens; if we
+had distressed wives on our arms, and hungry and shivering children
+clinging to our skirts, we should see something, and feel something, of
+that scene, which, in the providence of God, was enacted at Plymouth on
+December 22, 1620.
+
+
+[Illustration: _THE NATIONAL MONUMENT TO THE FOREFATHERS_
+
+_Photogravure after a photograph_
+
+ The corner-stone of the National Monument to the Forefathers at
+ Plymouth, Mass., was laid August 2, 1859. The monument was
+ completed in October, 1888, and dedicated with appropriate
+ ceremonies, August 1, 1889. It is built entirely of granite. The
+ plan of the principal pedestal is octagonal, with four small, and
+ four large faces; from the small faces project four buttresses. On
+ the main pedestal stands the heroic figure of Faith, said to be the
+ largest and finest piece of granite statuary in the world. The
+ sculptor was Joseph Archie, a Spaniard. Upon the four buttresses
+ are seated figures emblematical of the principles upon which the
+ Pilgrims founded their Commonwealth--Morality, Education, Law, and
+ Freedom. Each was wrought from a solid block of granite. On the
+ face of the buttresses, beneath these figures are alto-reliefs in
+ marble, representing scenes from Pilgrim history. Upon the four
+ faces of the main pedestal are large panels for records. The right
+ and left panels contain the names of those who came over in the
+ Mayflower. The rear panel is plain, being reserved for an
+ inscription at some future day. The front panel is inscribed as
+ follows: "National Monument to the Forefathers. Erected by a
+ grateful people in remembrance of their labors, sacrifices and
+ sufferings for the cause of civil and religious liberty."]
+
+
+Thanks to Almighty God, who from that distressed, early condition of our
+fathers, has raised us to a height of prosperity and of happiness, which
+they neither enjoyed, nor could have anticipated! We have learned much
+of them; they could have foreseen little of us. Would to God, my
+friends, would to God, that when we carry our affections and our
+recollections back to that period, we could arm ourselves with something
+of the stern virtues which supported them, in that hour of peril, and
+exposure, and suffering. Would to God that we possessed that
+unconquerable resolution, stronger than bars of brass or iron, which
+nerved their hearts; that patience, "sovereign o'er transmuted ill,"
+and, above all, that faith, that religious faith, which, with eyes fast
+fixed upon Heaven, tramples all things earthly beneath her triumphant
+feet! [Applause.]
+
+Gentlemen, the scenes of this world change. What our ancestors saw and
+felt, we shall not see nor feel. What they achieved, it is denied to us
+even to attempt. The severer duties of life, requiring the exercise of
+the stern and unbending virtues, were theirs. They were called upon for
+the exhibition of those austere qualities, which, before they came to
+the Western wilderness, had made them what they were. Things have
+changed. In the progress of society, the fashions, the habits of life,
+and all its conditions, have changed. Their rigid sentiments, and their
+tenets, apparently harsh and exclusive, we are not called on, in every
+respect, to imitate or commend; or rather to imitate, for we should
+commend them always, when we consider that state of society in which
+they had been adopted, and in which they seemed necessary. Our fathers
+had that religious sentiment, that trust in Providence, that
+determination to do right, and to seek, through every degree of toil and
+suffering, the honor of God, and the preservation of their liberties,
+which we shall do well to cherish, to imitate, and to equal, so far as
+God may enable us. It may be true, and it is true, that in the progress
+of society the milder virtues have come to belong more especially to our
+day and our condition. The Pilgrims had been great sufferers from
+intolerance; it was not unnatural that their own faith and practice, as
+a consequence, should become somewhat intolerant. This is the common
+infirmity of human nature. Man retaliates on man. It is to be hoped,
+however, that the greater spread of the benignant principles of
+religion, and of the divine charity of Christianity, has, to some
+extent, improved the sentiments which prevailed in the world at that
+time. No doubt the "first comers," as they were called, were attached to
+their own forms of public worship and to their own particular and
+strongly cherished religious sentiments. No doubt they esteemed those
+sentiments, and the observances which they practised, to be absolutely
+binding on all, by the authority of the word of God. It is true, I
+think, in the general advancement of human intelligence, that we find
+what they do not seem to have found, that a greater toleration of
+religious opinion, a more friendly feeling toward all who profess
+reverence for God, and obedience to His commands, is not inconsistent
+with the great and fundamental principles of religion--I might rather
+say is, itself, one of those fundamental principles. So we see in our
+day, I think, without any departure from the essential principles of our
+fathers, a more enlarged and comprehensive Christian philanthropy. It
+seems to be the American destiny, the mission which God has intrusted to
+us here on this shore of the Atlantic, the great conception and the
+great duty to which we are born, to show that all sects, and all
+denominations, professing reverence for the authority of the Author of
+our being, and belief in His Revelations, may be safely tolerated
+without prejudice either to our religion or to our liberties. [Cheers.]
+
+We are Protestants, generally speaking; but you all know that there
+presides at the head of the Supreme Judicature of the United States a
+Roman Catholic; and no man, I suppose, through the whole United States,
+imagines that the judicature of the country is less safe, that the
+administration of public justice is less respectable or less secure,
+because the Chief Justice of the United States has been, and is, an
+ardent adherent to that religion. And so it is in every department of
+society amongst us. In both Houses of Congress, in all public offices,
+and all public affairs, we proceed on the idea that a man's religious
+belief is a matter above human law; that it is a question to be settled
+between him and his Maker, because he is responsible to none but his
+Maker for adopting or rejecting revealed truth. And here is the great
+distinction which is sometimes overlooked, and which I am afraid is now
+too often overlooked, in this land, the glorious inheritance of the sons
+of the Pilgrims. Men, for their religious sentiments, are accountable to
+God, and to God only. Religion is both a communication and a tie between
+man and his Maker; and to his own master every man standeth or falleth.
+But when men come together in society, establish social relations, and
+form governments for the protection of the rights of all, then it is
+indispensable that this right of private judgment should in some measure
+be relinquished and made subservient to the judgment of the whole.
+Religion may exist while every man is left responsible only to God.
+Society, civil rule, the civil state, cannot exist, while every man is
+responsible to nobody and to nothing but to his own opinion. And our New
+England ancestors understood all this quite well. Gentlemen, there is
+the "Constitution" which was adopted on board the Mayflower in November,
+1620, while that bark of immortal memory was riding at anchor in the
+harbor of Cape Cod. What is it? Its authors honored God; they professed
+to obey all His commandments, and to live ever and in all things in His
+obedience. But they say, nevertheless, that for the establishment of a
+civil polity, for the greater security and preservation of their civil
+rights and liberties, they agree that the laws and ordinances, and I am
+glad they put in the word "constitutions," invoking the name of the
+Deity on their resolution; they say, that these laws and ordinances, and
+constitutions, which may be established by those they should appoint to
+enact them, they, in all due submission and obedience, will support.
+
+This constitution is not long. I will read it. It invokes a religious
+sanction and the authority of God on their civil obligations; for it was
+no doctrine of theirs that civil obedience was a mere matter of
+expediency. Here it is:
+
+ "In the name of God, Amen: We whose names are underwritten, the
+ loyal subjects of our dread Sovereign Lord, King James, by the
+ Grace of God, of Great Britain, France, and Ireland, King, and
+ Defender of the Faith, etc., having undertaken, for the glory of
+ God and advancement of the Christian faith, and honor of our King
+ and country, a voyage to plant the first colony in the heathen
+ parts of Virginia, do by these presents solemnly and mutually, in
+ the presence of God and of one another, covenant and combine
+ ourselves together into a civil body politic, for our better
+ ordering and preservation, and furtherance of the ends aforesaid,
+ and by virtue hereof to enact, constitute, and frame such just and
+ equal laws, ordinances, acts, constitutions, and offices, from time
+ to time, as shall be thought most meet and convenient for the
+ general good of the colony; unto which we promise all due
+ submission and obedience."
+
+The right of private judgment in matters between the Creator and
+himself, and submission and obedience to the will of the whole, upon
+whatsoever respects civil polity and the administration of such affairs
+as concerned the colony about to be established, they regarded as
+entirely consistent; and the common sense of mankind, lettered and
+unlettered, everywhere establishes and confirms this sentiment. Indeed,
+all must see, that it is the very ligament, the very tie, which connects
+man to man, in the social system; and these sentiments are embodied in
+that constitution. Gentlemen, discourse on this topic might be enlarged,
+but I pass from it.
+
+Gentlemen, we are now two hundred and thirty years from that great
+event. There is the Mayflower [pointing to a small figure of a ship, in
+the form of confectionery, that stood before him]. There is a little
+resemblance, but a correct one, of the Mayflower. Sons of New England!
+there was in ancient times a ship that carried Jason to the acquisition
+of the Golden Fleece. There was a flag-ship at the battle of Actium
+which made Augustus Caesar master of the world. In modern times, there
+have been flag-ships which have carried Hawkes, and Howe, and Nelson on
+the other continent, and Hull, and Decatur, and Stewart, on this, to
+triumph. What are they all; what are they all, in the chance of
+remembrance among men, to that little bark, the Mayflower, which reached
+these shores on December 22, 1620. Yes, brethren of New England, yes!
+that Mayflower was a flower destined to be of perpetual bloom! [Cheers.]
+Its verdure will stand the sultry blasts of summer, and the chilling
+winds of autumn. It will defy winter; it will defy all climate, and all
+time, and will continue to spread its petals to the world, and to
+exhale an ever-living odor and fragrance to the last syllable of
+recorded time. [Cheers.]
+
+Gentlemen, brethren, ye of New England! whom I have come some hundreds
+of miles to meet this night, let me present to you one of the most
+distinguished of those personages who came hither on the deck of the
+Mayflower. Let me fancy that I now see Elder William Brewster entering
+the door at the further end of this hall. A tall and erect figure, of
+plain dress, of no elegance of manner beyond a respectful bow, mild and
+cheerful, but of no merriment that reaches beyond a smile. Let me
+suppose that his image stood now before us, or that it was looking in
+upon this assembly.
+
+"Are ye, are ye," he would say, with a voice of exultation, and yet
+softened with melancholy, "Are ye our children? Does this scene of
+refinement, of elegance, of riches, of luxury, does all this come from
+our labors? Is this magnificent city, the like of which we never saw nor
+heard of on either continent, is this but an offshoot from Plymouth
+Rock?
+
+ "'... Quis jam locus ...
+ Quae regio in terris nostri non plena laboris?'
+
+"Is this one part of the great reward, for which my brethren and myself
+endured lives of toil and of hardship? We had faith and hope. God
+granted us the spirit to look forward, and we did look forward. But this
+scene we never anticipated. Our hopes were on another life. Of earthly
+gratifications we tasted little; for human honors we had little
+expectation. Our bones lie on the hill in Plymouth churchyard, obscure,
+unmarked, secreted to preserve our graves from the knowledge of savage
+foes. No stone tells where we lie. And yet, let me say to you, who are
+our descendants, who possess this glorious country, and all it contains,
+who enjoy this hour of prosperity, and the thousand blessings showered
+upon it by the God of your fathers, we envy you not; we reproach you
+not. Be rich, be prosperous, be enlightened. Live in pleasure, if such
+be your allotment on earth; but live, also, always to God and to duty.
+Spread yourselves and your children over the continent; accomplish the
+whole of your great destiny; and if so be, that through the whole you
+carry Puritan hearts with you; if you still cherish an undying love of
+civil and religious liberty, and mean to enjoy them yourselves, and are
+willing to shed your heart's blood to transmit them to your posterity,
+then are you worthy descendants of Carver and Allerton and Bradford, and
+the rest of those who landed from stormy seas on the rock of Plymouth."
+[Loud and prolonged cheers.]
+
+Gentlemen, that little vessel, on December 22, 1620, made her safe
+landing on the shore of Plymouth. She had been tossed on a tempestuous
+ocean; she approached the New England coast under circumstances of great
+distress and trouble; yet amidst all the disasters of her voyage, she
+accomplished her end, and she placed the feet of a hundred precious
+souls on the shore of the New World.
+
+Gentlemen, let her be considered this night as an emblem of New England,
+as New England now is. New England is a ship, stanch, strong,
+well-built, and particularly well-manned. She may be occasionally thrown
+into the trough of the sea, by the violence of winds and waves, and may
+wallow there for a time; but, depend upon it, she will right herself.
+She will, ere long, come round to the wind, and will obey her helm.
+[Cheers and applause.]
+
+We have hardly begun, my brethren, to realize the vast importance, on
+human society, and on the history and happiness of the world, of the
+voyage of that little vessel which brought the love of civil and
+religious liberty hither, and the Bible, the Word of God, for the
+instruction of the future generations of men. We have hardly begun to
+realize the consequences of that voyage. Heretofore the extension of our
+race, following our New England ancestry, has crept along the shore. But
+now the race has extended. It has crossed the continent. It has not only
+transcended the Alleghany, but has capped the Rocky Mountains. It is now
+upon the shores of the Pacific; and on this day, or if not on this day,
+then this day twelvemonth, descendants of New England will there
+celebrate the landing--[A Voice: "To-day; they celebrate to-day."]
+
+God bless them! Here's to the health and success of the California
+Society of Pilgrims assembled on the shores of the Pacific. [Prolonged
+applause.] And it shall yet go hard, if the three hundred millions of
+people of China--if they are intelligent enough to understand
+anything--shall not one day hear and know something of the Rock of
+Plymouth too! [Laughter and cheers.]
+
+But, gentlemen, I am trespassing too long on your time. [Cries of "No,
+no! Go on!"] I am taking too much of what belongs to others. My voice is
+neither a new voice, nor is it the voice of a young man. It has been
+heard before in this place, and the most that I have thought or felt
+concerning New England history and New England principles, has been
+before, in the course of my life, said here or elsewhere.
+
+Your sentiment, Mr. President, which called me up before this meeting,
+is of a larger and more comprehensive nature. It speaks of the
+Constitution under which we live; of the Union, which for sixty years
+has been over us, and made us associates, fellow-citizens of those who
+settled at Yorktown and the mouth of the Mississippi and their
+descendants, and now, at last, of those who have come from all corners
+of the earth and assembled in California. I confess I have had my doubts
+whether the republican system under which we live could be so vastly
+extended without danger of dissolution. Thus far, I willingly admit, my
+apprehensions have not been realized. The distance is immense; the
+intervening country is vast. But the principle on which our Government
+is established, the representative system, seems to be indefinitely
+expansive; and wherever it does extend, it seems to create a strong
+attachment to the Union and the Constitution that protects it. I believe
+California and New Mexico have had new life inspired into all their
+people. They consider themselves subjects of a new being, a new
+creation, a new existence. They are not the men they thought themselves
+to be, now that they find they are members of this great Government, and
+hailed as citizens of the United States of America. I hope, in the
+providence of God, as this system of States and representative
+governments shall extend, that it will be strengthened. In some respects
+the tendency is to strengthen it. Local agitations will disturb it less.
+If there has been on the Atlantic coast, somewhere south of the
+Potomac--and I will not define further where it is--if there has been
+dissatisfaction, that dissatisfaction has not been felt in California;
+it has not been felt that side the Rocky Mountains. It is a localism,
+and I am one of those who believe that our system of government is not
+to be destroyed by localisms, North or South! [Cheers.] No; we have our
+private opinions, State prejudices, local ideas; but over all,
+submerging all, drowning all, is that great sentiment, that always, and
+nevertheless, we are all Americans. It is as Americans that we are
+known, the whole world over. Who asks what State you are from, in
+Europe, or in Africa, or in Asia? Is he an American--is he of us? Does
+he belong to the flag of the country? Does that flag protect him? Does
+he rest under the eagle and the Stars and Stripes? If he does, if he is,
+all else is subordinate and worthy of little concern. [Cheers.]
+
+Now it is our duty, while we live on the earth, to cherish this
+sentiment, to make it prevail over the whole country, even if that
+country should spread over the whole continent. It is our duty to carry
+English principles--I mean, sir [said Mr. Webster turning to Sir Henry
+Bulwer], Anglo-Saxon American principles, over the whole continent--the
+great principles of Magna Charta, of the English revolution, and
+especially of the American Revolution, and of the English language. Our
+children will hear Shakespeare and Milton recited on the shores of the
+Pacific. Nay, before that, American ideas, which are essentially and
+originally English ideas, will penetrate the Mexican--the Spanish mind;
+and Mexicans and Spaniards will thank God that they have been brought to
+know something of civil liberty, of the trial by jury, and of security
+for personal rights.
+
+As for the rest, let us take courage. The day-spring from on high has
+visited us; the country has been called back, to conscience and to duty.
+There is no longer imminent danger of dissolution in these United
+States. [Loud and repeated cheers.] We shall live, and not die. We shall
+live as united Americans; and those who have supposed that they could
+sever us, that they could rend one American heart from another, and that
+speculation and hypothesis, that secession and metaphysics, could tear
+us asunder, will find themselves dreadfully mistaken. [Cheers.]
+
+Let the mind of the sober American people remain sober. Let it not
+inflame itself. Let it do justice to all. And the truest course, and
+the surest course, to disappoint those who meditate disunion, is just to
+leave them to themselves, and see what they can make of it. No,
+gentlemen; the time for meditated secession is past. Americans, North
+and South, will be hereafter more and more united. There is a sternness
+and severity in the public mind lately aroused. I believe that, North
+and South, there has been, in the last year, a renovation of public
+sentiment, an animated revival of the spirit of Union, and, more than
+all, of attachment to the Constitution, regarding it as indispensably
+necessary; and if we would preserve our nationality, it is indispensable
+that the spirit of devotion should be still more largely increased. And
+who doubts it? If we give up that Constitution, what are we? You are a
+Manhattan man; I am a Boston man. Another is a Connecticut, and another
+a Rhode Island man. Is it not a great deal better, standing hand to
+hand, and clasping hands, that we should remain as we have been for
+sixty years--citizens of the same country, members of the same
+Government, united all--united now and united forever? That we shall be,
+gentlemen. There have been difficulties, contentions, controversies--angry
+controversies; but I tell you that, in my judgment,--
+
+ "those opposed eyes,
+ Which, like the meteors of a troubled heaven,
+ All of one nature, of one substance bred,
+ Did lately meet in th' intestine shock,
+ Shall now, in mutual well-beseeming ranks,
+ March all one way."
+
+[Mr. Webster, on closing, was greeted with the most hearty, prolonged,
+and tumultuous applause.]
+
+
+
+
+JOSEPH WHEELER
+
+
+THE AMERICAN SOLDIER
+
+ [Speech of Joseph Wheeler prepared for the tenth annual banquet of
+ the Confederate Veteran Camp of New York, New York City, January
+ 19, 1898. Edward Owen, Commander of the Camp, presided. As General
+ Wheeler was ill and unable to attend the banquet, his speech was
+ read by J. E. Graybill.]
+
+
+History has many heroes whose martial renown has fired the world, whose
+daring and wonderful exploits have altered the boundaries of nations and
+changed the very face of the earth. To say nothing of the warriors of
+biblical history and Homeric verse, as the ages march along every great
+nation leaves us the glorious memory of some unique character, such as
+Alexander, Hannibal, Caesar. Even the wild hordes of northern Europe and
+the barbaric nations of the East had their grand military leaders whose
+names will ever live on history's pages, to be eclipsed only by that of
+Napoleon, the man of destiny, who, as a military genius, stands alone
+and unrivalled: "Grand, gloomy, peculiar, he sat upon the throne, a
+sceptred hermit, wrapped in the solitude of his awful originality."
+
+The mediaeval ages gave us noble examples of devotedness and chivalry;
+but it belonged to the American Republic, founded and defended by
+Freedom's sons, to give to the world the noblest type of warrior; men in
+whom martial renown went hand in hand with the noblest of virtues, men
+who united in their own characters the highest military genius with the
+loftiest patriotism, the most daring courage with the gentlest courtesy,
+the most obstinate endurance with the utmost self-sacrifice, the genius
+of a Caesar with the courage and purity of a Bayard.
+
+Patriotism and love of liberty, the most ennobling motives that can fire
+the heart of man, expanding and thriving in the atmosphere of free
+America, added a refining touch to the martial enthusiasm of our
+forefathers and elevated the character of the American soldier to a
+standard never attained by fighting men of any other age or nation.
+
+To recall their names and recount their deeds would lead me far beyond
+the time and space allotted. Volumes would never do justice to the
+valorous achievements of George Washington and his compeers, the boys of
+'76--of the heroes of 1812 and of 1848; of the men in blue who fought
+under Grant, Sherman, Sheridan, Thomas, and Farragut; of the men in gray
+who followed the lead of Johnston, Jackson, and Lee from 1861 to 1865;
+of the intrepid band that sailed with Dewey into Manila Bay, or of the
+small but heroic army of 1898 that fought at Las Guasimas, El Caney, and
+San Juan, and left the Stars and Stripes floating in triumph over the
+last stronghold of Spain in the New World.
+
+But above the grand heroic names immortalized by historian and poet
+shines with an undimmed lustre, all its own, the immortal name of Robert
+Edmund Lee.--
+
+ "Ah, Muse! You dare not claim
+ A nobler man than he--
+ Nor nobler man hath less of blame,
+ Nor blameless man hath purer name,
+ Nor purer name hath grander fame,
+ Nor fame--another Lee."
+
+The late Benjamin H. Hill, of Georgia, in an address delivered at the
+time of General Lee's death, thus beautifully describes his character:
+"He was a foe without hate; a friend without treachery; a soldier
+without cruelty; a victor without oppression, and a victim without
+murmuring. He was a public officer without vices; a private citizen
+without wrong; a neighbor without reproach; a Christian without
+hypocrisy, and a man without guile. He was Caesar without his ambition;
+Frederick without his tyranny; Napoleon without his selfishness, and
+Washington without his reward. He was as obedient to authority as a
+servant, and royal in authority as a true king. He was gentle as a woman
+in life, and modest and pure as a virgin in thought; watchful as a
+Roman vestal in duty; submissive to law as Socrates, and grand in battle
+as Achilles!"
+
+Forty-four years ago last June, I found myself in the presence of
+Colonel Lee, who was then Superintendent of the Military Academy at West
+Point. I have never in all my life seen another form or face which so
+impressed me, as embodying dignity, modesty, kindness, and all the
+characteristics which indicate purity and nobility. While he was then
+only a captain and brevet-colonel, he was so highly regarded by the Army
+that it was generally conceded that he was the proper officer to succeed
+General Scott.
+
+His wonderful career as leader of the Army of Northern Virginia, as its
+commander, is so familiar to all of you that any comment would seem to
+be unnecessary. But to give some of the younger generation an idea of
+the magnitude of the struggle in which General Lee was the central and
+leading figure, I will call attention to the fact that in the battles of
+the Wilderness and Spottsylvania (which really should be called one
+battle), the killed and wounded in General Grant's army by the army
+under General Lee, was far greater than the aggregate killed and wounded
+in all the battles of all the wars fought by the English-speaking people
+on this continent since the discovery of America by Columbus.
+
+To be more explicit: take the killed and wounded in all the battles of
+the French and Indian War, take the aggregate killed and wounded in the
+Revolutionary War, take the aggregate killed and wounded in the War of
+1812, take the aggregate killed and wounded in the Mexican War, take the
+aggregate killed and wounded in all our wars with the Indians, and they
+amount to less than the killed and wounded in Grant's army in the
+struggle from the Wilderness to Spottsylvania.
+
+In order further to appreciate the magnitude of the struggle, let us
+make a comparison between the losses in some of the great battles of our
+Civil War, and those of some of the most famous battles of modern
+Europe. The official reports give the following as the losses in killed
+and wounded of the Federal Army in seven, out of nearly a thousand
+severely contested struggles during the four years' of war: Seven Days
+fight, 9,291; Antietam, 11,426; Murfreesboro, 8,778; Gettysburg,
+16,426; Chickamauga, 10,906; Wilderness and Spottsylvania, 24,481.
+
+In the Battle of Marengo, the French lost in killed and wounded, 4,700,
+the Austrians, 6,475. In the Battle of Hohenlinden, the French loss in
+killed and wounded was 2,200, the Austrian loss was 5,000; at Austerlitz
+the French loss was 9,000; at Waterloo, Wellington lost 9,061 in killed
+and wounded, Blucher lost 5,613, making the total loss of the Allies,
+14,674.
+
+I mention these facts because such sanguinary conflicts as those of our
+Civil War could only have occurred when the soldiers of both contending
+armies were men of superb determination and courage. Such unquestioned
+prowess as this should be gratifying to all Americans, showing to the
+world as they did that the intrepid fortitude and courage of Americans
+have excelled that of any other people upon the earth. And as the world
+will extol the exhibition of these qualities by the soldiers that fought
+under Grant, the historian will find words inadequate to express his
+admiration of the superb heroism of the soldiers led by the intrepid
+Lee. Meeting a thoroughly organized, and trebly equipped and appointed
+army, they successfully grappled in deadly conflict with these
+tremendous odds, while civilization viewed with amazement this climax of
+unparalleled and unequal chivalry, surpassing in grandeur of action
+anything heretofore portrayed either in story or in song. Whence came
+these qualities? They were the product of Southern chivalry, which two
+centuries had finally perfected. A chivalry which esteemed stainless
+honor as a priceless gem, and a knighthood which sought combat for
+honor's sake, generously yielding to an antagonist all possible
+advantage; the chivalry which taught Southern youth to esteem life as
+nothing when honor was at stake, a chivalry which taught that the
+highest, noblest, and most exalted privilege of man was the defence of
+woman, family, and country. It was this Southern chivalry that formed
+such men as Lee and Stonewall Jackson; they were the central leading
+figures, but they were only prototypes of the soldiers whom they led.
+
+It is this character of men who meet in banquet to-night to honor the
+name they revere and the noble life they seek to emulate. I say, God
+bless you all, the whole world breathes blessings upon you. Among the
+foremost in these sentiments are the brave soldiers against whom you
+were once arrayed in battle, and they, together with seventy million
+Americans know that in future perils to our country, you and your
+children will be foremost in the battle-line of duty, proud of the
+privilege of defending the glory, honor, and prestige of our country,
+presenting under the folds of our national ensign an unbroken phalanx of
+united hearts--an impregnable bulwark of defence against any power that
+may arise against us.
+
+
+
+
+EDWIN PERCY WHIPPLE
+
+
+CHINA EMERGING FROM HER ISOLATION
+
+ [Speech of Edwin P. Whipple at the banquet given by the City of
+ Boston, August 21, 1868, to the Hon. Anson Burlingame, Envoy
+ Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary from China, and his
+ associates, Chih Ta-jin and Sun Ta-jin, of the Chinese Embassy to
+ the United States and the European powers. Mr. Whipple responded to
+ the toast, "The Press."]
+
+
+MR. MAYOR:--One cannot attempt to respond here for the Press,
+without being reminded that the Press and the Chinese Embassy have been
+on singularly good terms from the start. To record the progress, applaud
+the object, extend the influence, and cordially eulogize the members of
+that Embassy, have been for months no inconsiderable part of the
+business of all newspapers; and if China anticipated us, by some five
+hundred years, in the invention of printing, our Chinese guests will
+still admit that, in the minute account we have given both of what they
+have, and of what they have not, said and done, since they arrived in
+the country, we have carried the invention to a perfection of which they
+never dreamed--having not only invented printing, but invented a great
+deal of what we print.
+
+But, apart from the rich material they have furnished the press in the
+way of news, there is something strangely alluring and inspiring to the
+editorial imagination in the comprehensive purpose which has prompted
+their mission to the civilized nations of the West. That purpose is
+doubly peaceful, for it includes a two-fold commerce of material
+products and of immaterial ideas. Probably the vastest conception which
+ever entered into the mind of a conqueror was that which was profoundly
+meditated, and, in its initial steps, practically carried out, by
+Alexander the Great. He was engaged in a clearly defined project of
+assimilating the populations of Europe and Asia, when, at the early age
+of thirty-three, he was killed--I tremble to state it here--by a too
+eager indulgence in an altogether too munificent public dinner!
+Alexander's weapon was force, but it was at least the force of genius,
+and it was exerted in the service of a magnificent idea. His successors
+in modern times have but too often availed themselves of force divested
+of all ideas, except the idea of bullying or outwitting the Asiatics in
+a trade.
+
+As to China, this conduct aroused an insurrection of Chinese conceit
+against European conceit. The Chinese were guilty of the offence of
+calling the representatives of the proudest and most supercilious of all
+civilizations, "outside barbarians"; illustrating in this that too
+common conservative weakness of human nature, of holding fixedly to an
+opinion long after the facts which justified it have changed or passed
+away. It certainly cannot be questioned that at a period which, when
+compared with the long date of Chinese annals, may be called recent, we
+were outside barbarians as contrasted with that highly civilized and
+ingenious people. At the time when our European ancestors were squalid,
+swinish, wolfish savages, digging with their hands into the earth for
+roots to allay the pangs of hunger, without arts, letters, or written
+speech, China rejoiced in an old, refined, complicated civilization; was
+rich, populous, enlightened, cultivated, humane; was fertile in savants,
+poets, moralists, metaphysicians, saints; had invented printing,
+gunpowder, the mariner's compass, the Sage's Rule of Life; had, in one
+of her three State religions--that of Confucius--presented a code of
+morals never become obsolete; and had, in another of her State
+religions--that of Buddha--solemnly professed her allegiance to that
+equality of men, which Buddha taught twenty-four hundred years before
+our Jefferson was born, and had at the same time vigorously grappled
+with that problem of existence which our Emerson finds as insolvable now
+as it was then.
+
+Well, sir, after all this had relatively changed, after the Western
+nations had made their marvellous advances in civilization, they were
+too apt to exhibit to China only their barbaric side--that is, their
+ravenous cupidity backed by their insolent strength. We judge, for
+example, of England by the poetry of Shakespeare, the science of Newton,
+the ethics of Butler, the religion of Taylor, the philanthropy of
+Wilberforce; but what poetry, science, ethics, religion, or philanthropy
+was she accustomed to show in her intercourse with China? Did not John
+Bull, in his rough methods with the Celestial Empire, sometimes
+literally act "like a bull in a China shop"? You remember, sir, that
+"intelligent contraband" who, when asked his opinion of an offending
+white brother, delicately hinted his distrust by replying: "Sar, if I
+was a chicken, and that man was about, I should take care to roost
+high." Well, all that we can say of China is, that for a long time she
+"roosted high"--withdrew suspiciously into her own civilization to
+escape the rough contact with the harsher side of ours.
+
+But, by a sudden inspiration of almost miraculous confidence, springing
+from a faith in the nobler qualities of our Caucasian civilization, she
+has changed her policy. She has learned that in the language, and on the
+lips, and in the hearts of most members of the English race, there is
+such a word as equity, and at the magic of that word she has nearly
+emerged from her isolation. And, sir, what we see here to-day reminds me
+that, some thirty years ago, Boston confined one of her citizens in a
+lunatic asylum, for the offence of being possessed by a too intensified
+Boston "notion." He had discovered a new and expeditious way of getting
+to China. "All agree," he said, "that the earth revolves daily on its
+own axis. If you desire," he therefore contended, "to go to China, all
+you have to do is to go up in a balloon, wait till China comes round,
+then let off the gas, and drop softly down." Now I will put it to you,
+Mr. Mayor, if you are not bound to release that philosopher from
+confinement, for has not his conception been realized?--has not China,
+to-day, unmistakably come round to us?
+
+And now, sir, a word as to the distinguished gentleman at the head of
+the Embassy--a gentleman specially dear to the Press. Judging from the
+eagerness with which the position is sought, I am led to believe that
+the loftiest compliment which can be paid to a human being is, that he
+has once represented Boston in the National House of Representatives.
+After such a distinction as that, all other distinctions, however great,
+must still show a sensible decline from political grace. But I trust
+that you will all admit, that next to the honor of representing Boston
+in the House of Representatives comes the honor of representing the vast
+Empire of China in "The Parliament of Man, the Federation of the World."
+Having enjoyed both distinctions, Mr. Burlingame may be better qualified
+than we are to discriminate between the exultant feelings which each is
+calculated to excite in the human breast. But we must remember that the
+population, all brought up on a system of universal education, of the
+Empire he represents, is greater than the combined population of all the
+nations to which he is accredited. Most Bostonians have, or think they
+have, a "mission"; but certainly no other Bostonian ever had such a
+"mission" as he; for it extends all round the planet, makes him the most
+universal Ambassador and Minister Plenipotentiary the world ever saw;
+is, in fact, a "mission" from everybody to everybody, and one by which
+it is proposed that everybody shall be benefited. To doubt its success
+would be to doubt the moral soundness of Christian civilization. It
+implies that Christian doctrines will find no opponents provided that
+Christian nations set a decent example of Christianity. Its virtues
+herald the peaceful triumph of reason over prejudice, of justice over
+force, of humanity over the hatreds of class and race, of the good of
+all over the selfish blindness of each, of the "fraternity" of the great
+Commonwealth of Nations over the insolent "liberty" of any of them to
+despise, oppress, and rob the rest.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE SPHERE OF WOMAN
+
+ [Speech of Edwin P. Whipple at the "Ladies' Night" banquet of the
+ Papyrus Club, Boston, February 15, 1879, in response to a toast in
+ his honor as "one whose gentle mind, delicate fancy, keen wit, and
+ profound judgment have made for him a high and secure place among
+ American authors."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN:--I suppose that one of the most characteristic
+follies of young men, unmarried, or in the opinion of prudent mammas,
+unmarriageable, is, when they arrive at the age of indiscretion, to
+dogmatize on what they call the appropriate sphere of woman. You
+remember the thundering retort which came, like a box on the ears, to
+one of these philosophers, when he was wisely discoursing vaguely on his
+favorite theme. "And pray, my young sir," asked a stern matron of forty,
+"will you please to tell us what is the appropriate sphere of woman?"
+Thus confronted, he only babbled in reply, "A celestial sphere, madam!"
+But the force of this compliment is now abated; for the persons who
+above all others are dignified with the title of "Celestials" are the
+Chinese; and these the Congress of the United States seems determined to
+banish from our soil as unworthy--not only of the right of citizenship
+and the right of suffrage, but the right of residing in our democratic
+republic. Accordingly, we must find some more appropriate sphere for
+women than the Celestial. Nobody, I take it, however bitterly he may be
+opposed to what are called the rights of women, objects to their
+residing in this country, or to their coming here in vast numbers.
+[Applause.]
+
+Do you remember to what circumstance Chicago owed its fame? When the
+spot where a great city now looks out on Lake Michigan was the
+habitation of a small number of men only, a steamboat was seen in the
+distance, and the report was that it contained a cargo of women, who
+were coming to the desolate place for the purpose of being married to
+the forlorn men. Every bachelor hastened to the pier, with a telescope
+in one hand and a speaking-trumpet in the other. By the aid of the
+telescope each lover selected his mate, and by the aid of the
+speaking-trumpet each lover made his proposals. In honor of the women
+who made the venturesome voyage, the infant city was named "She-Cargo."
+[Laughter and applause.]
+
+Therefore, there is no possibility of a doubt that there is no objection
+to women as residents of this country. The only thing to be considered
+is, whether or not they shall have the right of voting. I think nobody
+present here this evening has conceit enough to suppose that he is more
+competent to give an intelligent vote on any public question than the
+intelligent ladies who have done the Club the honor to be present on
+this occasion. The privilege of voting is simply an opportunity, by
+which certain persons legally qualified are allowed to exercise power.
+The formal power is so subdivided that each legally qualified person
+exercises but little. But where meanwhile is the substance of power?
+Certainly in the woman of the household as well as in the man. Indeed, I
+recollect that when an objection was raised that to give the right of
+suffrage to women would create endless quarrels between husband and
+wife, a married woman curtly replied that the wives would see to it that
+no such disturbance should really take place. [Applause.] And, as the
+question now stands, I pity the man who is so fortunate to be married to
+a noble woman, coming home to meet her reproachful glance, when he has
+deposited in the ballot-box a vote for a measure which is base and for a
+candidate who is equally base. Then, in his humiliation before that
+rebuking eye, he must feel that in her is the substance of power, and in
+him only the formal expression of power. [Applause.]
+
+But we have the good fortune to-night to have at the table many women of
+letters, who have in an eminent degree exercised the substance of power,
+inasmuch as they have domesticated themselves at thousands of firesides
+where their faces have never been seen. Their brain-children have been
+welcomed and adopted by fathers and mothers, by brothers and sisters, as
+members of the family; and their sayings and doings are quoted as though
+they were "blood" relations. Two instances recur to my memory. In
+lecturing in various portions of the country, I have often been a guest
+in private houses. On one occasion I happened to mention Mrs. Whitney as
+a lady I had often met; and, instantly, old and young crowded round,
+pouring in a storm of questions, demanding to know where the author of
+"Faith Gartney" lived, how she looked, and was she so delightful in
+society as she was in her books. On another occasion, my importance in a
+large family was raised immensely when a chance remark indicated that I
+numbered Miss Alcott among my friends. All the little men and all the
+little women of the household, all the old men and all the old ladies,
+rallied round me, in order that I might tell them all I knew of the
+author of "Little Women" and "Little Men." [Applause.]
+
+Now these are only two examples of the substance of power which
+cultivated women already possess. That such women, and all women, can
+obtain the formal power of voting at elections is, in the end, sure, if
+they really wish to exercise that power; and that the power is withheld
+from them is not due to the opposition of men, but is due to the fact
+that they are not, by an overwhelming majority, in favor of it
+themselves. When the champions of woman's rights get this majority on
+their side, I have a profound pity for the men who venture to oppose it.
+[Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+ANDREW DICKSON WHITE
+
+
+COMMERCE AND DIPLOMACY
+
+ [Speech of Andrew D. White at the 111th annual dinner of the New
+ York Chamber of Commerce, May 13, 1879. The President of the
+ Chamber, Samuel D. Babcock, introduced Mr. White as follows: "The
+ next toast is 'Commerce and Diplomacy--twin guardians of the
+ world--Peace and Prosperity.' [Applause.] The gentleman who is to
+ respond to the toast is one who is about to represent our country
+ at the Court of Berlin. I am quite sure there is not a man present
+ who does not feel that a more creditable representative of the
+ people of the United States could not be sent abroad. [Applause.] I
+ hope, gentlemen, you will receive him with all the honors."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN:--Speaking in this place and at this
+time I am seriously embarrassed; for when charges have been made upon
+the American people on account of municipal mismanagement in this city,
+now happily past, we have constantly heard the statement made that
+American institutions are not responsible for it; that New York is not
+an American city. [Applause.] I must confess that when very hard pressed
+I have myself taken refuge in this statement.
+
+But now it comes back to plague me, for on looking over the general
+instructions furnished me by the State Department I find it laid down
+that American Ministers on the way to their posts are strictly forbidden
+to make speeches in any foreign city, save in the country to which they
+are accredited. You will pardon me, then, if I proceed very slowly and
+cautiously in discussing the sentiment allotted to me.
+
+No one, I think, will dispute the statement that commerce has become a
+leading agency among men in the maintenance of peace. [Applause.]
+Commercial interests have become so vast that they embrace all the
+world, and so minute that they permeate every hamlet of every nation.
+War interferes with these interests and thwarts them. Hence commerce
+more and more tends to make war difficult. [Applause.] As to the fact
+then, involved in your toast, it needs no argument in its support. We
+all concede it. Were we to erect a statue of Commerce in the midst of
+this great commercial metropolis, we should doubtless place in her hand,
+as an emblem, a ship-like shuttle and represent her as weaving a web
+between the great nations of the earth tending every day to fasten them
+more securely and more permanently in lasting peace. [Applause.]
+
+Nor, I think, will the other part of the sentiment be disputed by any
+thoughtful person. Of course much may be said upon the solemn nothings
+which have occupied diplomatists; much historic truth may be adduced to
+show that diplomats have often proved to be what Carlyle calls "solemnly
+constituted impostors." But after all, I think no one can look over the
+history of mankind without feeling that it was a vast step when four
+centuries ago the great modern powers began to maintain resident
+representatives at the centres of government; and from that day to this
+these men have proved themselves, with all their weaknesses, worth far
+more than all their cost in warding off or mitigating the horrors of
+war, and in increasing the facilities of commerce. Not long since I made
+a pilgrimage to that quaint town hall in that old German city of
+Munster, where was signed the Treaty of Westphalia. There I saw the same
+long table, the same old seats, where once sat the representatives of
+the various powers who in 1648 made the treaty which not only ended the
+Thirty Years' War, the most dreadful struggle of modern times--but which
+has forever put an end to wars of religion.
+
+I have stood in the midst of grand cathedrals and solemn services, but
+never have I sat in any room or in any presence with a greater feeling
+of awe than in that old hall where the diplomatists of Europe signed
+that world-renowned treaty so fruitful in blessing not only to Germany,
+but to all mankind. [Applause.]
+
+We shall all doubtless concede then that on the whole it is best to have
+a diplomatic body, that if it only once in ten, or twenty, or one
+hundred years, prevents serious misunderstanding between nations, it
+will far more than repay its cost. [Applause.]
+
+But the point to which I wish to call your attention, in what little I
+have to say this evening, is this: That this idea of the value of
+commerce and diplomacy in maintaining peace has by no means always been
+held as fully as now, nor are commerce and diplomacy and all they
+represent at this moment out of danger. Two hundred years ago a really
+great practical statesman in France [Colbert], by crude legislation in
+behalf, as he thought, of manufactures and commerce, brought his country
+into wars which at last led her to ruin. The history of the colonial
+policy of England also is fruitful in mistaken legislation on
+commercial, political, and social questions, which have produced the
+most terrible evils. Indeed, in all nations we have constantly to lament
+the short-sighted policies, ill-considered constitutions, crude
+legislation, which have dealt fearful blows to the interests of
+commerce, of diplomacy, of political and social life, and of peace.
+
+Nor has our own country been free from these; in our general government
+and in all our forty legislatures, there are measures frequently
+proposed striking at commercial interests, at financial interests, at
+vested rights, to say nothing of great political and social interests,
+which, though often thwarted by the common sense of the people, are
+sometimes too successful. At this very moment the news comes to us that
+a slight majority, led by arrant demagogues, have fastened upon the
+great Empire State of the Pacific a crude, ill-digested constitution,
+which while it doubtless contains some good features, embodies some of
+the most primitive and pernicious notions regarding commerce and
+manufactures and the whole political and social fabric of that
+Commonwealth. [Applause.]
+
+So, too, in regard to diplomacy, there is constant danger and loss from
+this same crudeness in political thinking. A year or two since, in the
+Congress of the United States, efforts were put forth virtually to
+cripple the diplomatic service; but what was far worse, to cripple the
+whole Consular system of the United States. Although the Consular
+service of our country more than pays for itself directly, and pays for
+itself a thousand times over indirectly; although its labors are
+constantly directed to increasing commerce, to finding new markets, to
+sending home valuable information regarding foreign industries, to
+enlarging the foreign field for our own manufactures, and, although the
+question involved not only financial questions of the highest
+importance, but the honor of the country, the matter was argued by many
+of our legislators in a way which would have done discredit to a class
+of college sophomores. I am glad to say that the best men of both
+parties at Washington at last rallied against this monstrous legislation
+and that among them were some representing both parties of the State and
+City of New York. [Applause.]
+
+The injury wrought upon this country in its national Legislature and in
+its multitude of State Legislatures by want of knowledge is simply
+enormous. No one who knows anything of the history of the legislation of
+any State will dispute this for a moment. The question now arises, is
+such a state of things necessarily connected with a Republican
+government? To this I answer decidedly, no. The next question is, is
+there any practical means of improving this state of things? To this I
+answer decidedly, yes. [Applause.]
+
+Here comes the practical matter to which I would call your attention.
+Recently, in the presence of some of you, I spoke at length on the
+necessity of training men in the institutions of higher learning in this
+country for the highest duties of citizenship, and especially for
+practical leadership. I cannot here go into details as I was able to do
+in that paper, but I can at least say that if there is anything to which
+a portion of the surplus wealth of men who have been enriched in
+commerce and trade may well be devoted, it is to making provision in our
+institutions of learning for meeting this lack of young men trained in
+history, political and social science, and general jurisprudence--in
+those studies which fit men to discuss properly and to lead their
+fellow-citizens rightly in the discussion of the main questions relating
+to commerce, to diplomacy, and to various political and social subjects.
+[Applause.]
+
+I fully believe that one million dollars distributed between four or
+five of our great institutions of learning for this purpose would
+eventually produce almost a revolution for good in this country, and
+that in a very few years the effect of such endowments would be seen to
+be most powerful and most salutary. Provision on the largest scale
+should be made for the training of young men in political and social
+science, in such institutions as Harvard, Yale, Amherst, Columbia,
+Princeton, Union, Johns Hopkins University, the State Universities of
+Michigan, Wisconsin, Virginia, Minnesota, and California, and I trust
+that you will permit me to add, Cornell. [Applause.]
+
+I do not pretend, of course, that this would supersede practical
+training--no theoretical training can do this--but it would give young
+men, at any rate, a knowledge of the best thoughts of the best thinkers,
+on such subjects as taxation, representation, pauperism, crime,
+insanity, and a multitude of similar questions; it would remove the
+spectacle which so often afflicts us in our National and State
+legislatures, of really strong men stumbling under loads of absurdity
+and fallacy, long ago exploded by the best and most earnest thought of
+the world, and it would teach young men to reason wisely and well on
+such subjects, and then, with some practical experience, we should have
+in every State a large number of well-trained men ready to reason
+powerfully and justly, ready to meet at a moment's warning pernicious
+heresies threatening commerce and trade and our best political and
+social interests. Had there been scattered through California during the
+recent canvass for their new constitution, twenty men really fitted to
+show in the press and in the forum the absurdities of that Constitution,
+it would never have been established. [Loud applause.]
+
+Ten thousand dollars to any one of these colleges or universities would
+endow a scholarship or fellowship which would enable some talented
+graduate to pursue advanced studies in this direction. Ten thousand to
+twenty thousand dollars would endow a lectureship which would enable
+such a college or university to call some acknowledged authority on
+political subjects to deliver a valuable course of lectures. Thirty to
+fifty thousand dollars would endow a full professorship--though I must
+confess that in subjects like this, I prefer lectureships for brief
+terms to life-long professorships--and at any of these institutions the
+sum of two hundred thousand or three hundred thousand dollars, under
+the management of such men as may be found in any one of them, would
+equip nobly a department in which all these subjects may be fully
+treated and fitly presented to young men. Such a department would send
+out into our journalism, into our various professions, and into our
+public affairs, a large number of young men who could not fail to
+improve the political condition of the country, and would do much to
+ward off such dealings with commerce, with currency, with taxation, and
+with the diplomatic and consular service as have cost the world and our
+own nation so dear hitherto. [Applause.]
+
+I can think of no more noble monument which any man of wealth could rear
+to himself than a lectureship or professorship or a department of this
+kind, at one of our greater institutions of learning, where large
+numbers of vigorous and ambitious youths are collected from all parts of
+the country; I do not, of course, say that all of these men would be
+elected to public office; in the larger cities, they perhaps would not,
+at least, at first; in the country, they would be very frequently
+chosen, and they could hardly fail to render excellent service.
+[Applause.]
+
+Any man worthy of the name, leaving his country for a long residence
+outside its borders, feels more and more impressed with what is needed
+to improve it. If I were called upon solemnly at this hour to declare my
+conviction as to what can best be done by men blessed with wealth in
+this Republic of ours, I would name this very thing to which I have now
+called your attention. [Applause.] It has been too long deferred; our
+colleges and universities have as a rule only had the means to give a
+general literary and scientific education, with very little instruction
+fitting men directly for public affairs. But the events of the last few
+years show conclusively that we must now begin to prepare the natural
+leaders of the people for the work before them, and by something more
+than a little primary instruction in political economy and the elements
+of history in the last terms of a four years' course. [Applause.]
+
+The complexity of public affairs is daily becoming greater; more and
+more it is necessary that men be trained for them. Not that practical
+men, trained practically in public affairs will not always be
+wanted--practical men will always be in demand--but we want more and
+more a judicious admixture of men trained in the best thought which has
+been developed through the ages on all the great questions of government
+and of society. [Applause.]
+
+No country presents a more striking example of the value of this
+training than does that great nation with which my duties are shortly to
+connect me. [Applause.] Several years since she began to provide in all
+her universities for the training of men in political and social
+questions, for political life at home and for diplomatic life abroad.
+This at first was thought to be another example of German pedantry, but
+the events of the last fifteen years have changed that view. We can now
+see that it was a part of that great and comprehensive scheme begun by
+such men as Stein and Hardenbergh and carried out by such as Bismarck
+and his compeers. [Applause.]
+
+Other nations are beginning to see this. In France, within a few years,
+very thoroughly equipped institutions have been established to train men
+in the main studies required in public life and in diplomacy; the same
+thing is true in England and in Italy. Can there be again, I ask, a more
+fitting object for some of the surplus wealth of our merchant princes
+than in rendering this great service to our country, in furnishing the
+means by which young men can have afforded them a full, thorough, and
+systematic instruction in all those matters so valuable to those who are
+able to take the lead in public affairs. [Applause.]
+
+Mr. President, in concluding, allow me to say that in so far as any
+efforts of mine may be useful I shall make every endeavor that whatever
+diplomatic service I may render may inure to the benefit of commerce,
+knowing full well that, in the language of the sentiment, "Commerce and
+Diplomacy are the twin guardians of Peace and Prosperity." [Applause.]
+
+In spite of the present depression of business in Germany and the United
+States, there are evidences of returning confidence. The great, sturdy,
+vigorous German nation and our own energetic people cannot long be held
+back in their career, and in this restoration of business, which is
+certain, unless gross mismanagement occurs, I believe that these two
+nations, America and Germany, will become more and more friendly; more
+and more Commerce will weave her web uniting the two countries, and more
+and more let us hope that Diplomacy may go hand in hand with Commerce in
+bringing in an era of Peace which shall be lasting, and of Prosperity
+which shall be substantial. [Loud applause.]
+
+
+
+
+HARVEY WASHINGTON WILEY
+
+
+THE IDEAL WOMAN
+
+ [Speech of Dr. Harvey W. Wiley at the banquet of the American
+ Chemical Society, Washington, D. C, December, 1898. Dr. Wiley
+ responded to the toast, "Woman."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND FELLOW-MEMBERS OF THE CHEMICAL SOCIETY:--I
+propose to introduce an innovation to after-dinner speaking and stick to
+my text. In my opinion, it is too late in the day to question the
+Creator's purpose in making Woman. She is an accomplished fact! She is
+here! She has come to stay, and we might as well accept her. She has
+broken into our Society, which, until within a year or two, has remained
+entirely masculine. She has not yet appeared at our annual dinners, but
+I am a false prophet if she be not here to speak for herself ere long.
+And why not? Chemistry is well suited to engage the attention of the
+feminine mind. The jewels woman wears, the paints she uses, the hydrogen
+peroxide with which she blondines her hair are all children of
+chemistry. The prejudice against female chemists is purely selfish and
+unworthy of a great mind. There is only enough work in the world to keep
+half of humanity busy. Every time a woman gets employment a man must go
+idle. But if the woman will only marry the man, all will be forgiven.
+
+I think I know why you have called on an old bachelor to respond to this
+toast. A married man could not. He would be afraid to give his fancies
+full rein. Someone might tell his wife. A young man could see only one
+side of the subject--the side his sweetheart is on. But the old bachelor
+fears no Caudle lecture, and is free from any romantic bias. He sees
+things just as they are. If he be also a true chemist, lovely woman
+appeals to him in a truly scientific way. Her charms appear to him in
+the crucible and the beaker:
+
+ I know a maiden, charming and true,
+ With beautiful eyes like the cobalt blue
+ Of the borax bead, and I guess she'll do
+ If she hasn't another reaction.
+
+ Her form is no bundle of toilet shams,
+ Her beauty no boon of arsenical balms,
+ And she weighs just sixty-two kilograms
+ To a deci-decimal fraction.
+
+ Her hair is a crown, I can truthfully state
+ 'Tis a metre long, nor curly nor straight,
+ And it is as yellow as plumbic chromate
+ In a slightly acid solution.
+
+ And when she speaks from parlor or stump,
+ The words which gracefully gambol and jump
+ Sound sweet like the water in Sprengel's pump
+ In magnesic phosphate ablution.
+
+ I have bought me a lot, about a hectare,
+ And have built me a house ten metres square,
+ And soon, I think, I shall take her there,
+ My tart little acid radicle.
+
+ Perhaps little sailors on life's deep sea
+ Will be the salts of this chemistry,
+ And the lisp of the infantile A, B, C
+ Be the refrain of this madrigal.
+
+No one but a scientific man can have any idea of the real nature of
+love. The poet may dream, the novelist describe the familiar feeling,
+but only the chemist knows just how it is:
+
+ A biochemist loved a maid
+ In pure actinic ways;
+ The enzymes of affection made
+ A ferment of his days.
+
+ The waves emergent from her eyes
+ Set symphonies afloat,
+ These undulations simply struck
+ His fundamental note.
+
+ No longer could he hide his love,
+ Nor cultures could he make,
+ And so he screwed his courage up,
+ And thus to her he spake:
+
+ "Oh, maid of undulations sweet,
+ Inoculate my veins,
+ And fill my thirsty arteries up
+ With amorous ptomaines.
+
+ "In vain I try to break this thrall,
+ In vain my reason fights,
+ My inner self tempestuous teems
+ With microcosmic mites.
+
+ "I cannot offer you a crown
+ Of gold--I cannot tell
+ Of terrapin or wine for us,
+ But rations balanced well.
+
+ "A little fat just now and then,
+ Some carbohydrates sweet,
+ And gluten in the bakers' bread,
+ Are what we'll have to eat.
+
+ "The days will pass in rapture by,
+ With antitoxine frills,
+ And on our Guinea-pigs we'll try
+ The cures for all our ills.
+
+ "O! maiden fair, wilt thou be mine?
+ Come, give me but one kiss,
+ And dwell forever blessed with me.
+ In symbiotic bliss."
+
+ This maiden, modest, up-to-date,
+ Eschewed domestic strife;
+ In mocking accents she replied,
+ "Wat t'ell--not on your life."
+
+The philosopher and the theologian pretend to understand the origin of
+things and the foundation of ethics, but what one of them ever had the
+least idea of how love first started? What one of them can tell you a
+thing concerning the original osculation--that primary amatory congress
+which was the beginning of the beginning?--
+
+ Bathed in Bathybian bliss
+ And sunk in the slush of the sea,
+ Thrilled the first molecular kiss,
+ The beginning of you and of me.
+
+ The Atom of Oxygen blushed
+ When it felt fair Hydrogen's breath,
+ The Atom of Nitrogen rushed
+ Eager to Life out of Death.
+
+ Through Ocean's murmuring dell
+ Ran a whisper of rapture Elysian;
+ Across that Bathybian jell
+ Ran a crack that whispered of fission.
+
+ Alas! that such things should be,
+ That cruel unkind separation,
+ Adown in the depths of the sea
+ Should follow the first osculation.
+
+ O tender lover and miss,
+ You cannot remember too well
+ That the first molecular kiss
+ Was the first Bathybian sell.
+
+Not only are women rapidly invading the domain of chemistry, but they
+are also the yellow peril of her sister science, pharmacy. A drug-store
+without a dimpled damsel is now a fit subject for the sheriff's
+hammer.--
+
+ There in the corner pharmacy,
+ This lithesome lady lingers,
+ And potent pills and philters true
+ Are fashioned by her fingers.
+
+ Her phiz behind the soda fount
+ May oft be seen in summer;
+ How sweetly foams the soda fizz,
+ When you receive it from her.
+
+ While mixing belladonna drops
+ With tincture of lobelia,
+ And putting up prescriptions, she
+ Is fairer than Ophelia.
+
+ Each poison has its proper place,
+ Each potion in its chalice;
+ Her daedal fingers are so deft,
+ They call her digit-Alice.
+
+Love has been the theme of every age and of every tongue. It is the test
+of youth and of the capability of progress. So long as a man can and
+does love, he is young and there is hope for him. Whoever saw a
+satisfactory definition of love? No one, simply because the science of
+physical chemistry is yet young, and it is only when moulded by the
+principles of that science that the definition is complete and
+intelligible. Love is the synchronous vibration of two cardiac cells,
+both of which, were it not for the ethics of etymology, should begin
+with an S. Love is the source of eternal youth, of senile recrudescence.
+It is the philosopher's stone, the elixir of life, the fountain of
+flowers. So love changes not--the particular object is not of much
+importance. One should never be a bigot in anything and a wise man
+changes often.
+
+The grade of civilization which a nation has reached may be safely
+measured by three things. If you want me to tell you where to place a
+nation in the scale, don't tell me the name of it, nor the country it
+inhabits, nor the religion it professes, nor its form of government. Let
+me know how much sugar it uses per head, what the consumption of soap
+is, and whether its women have the same rights as its men. That nation
+which eats the most sugar, uses the most soap, and regards its women as
+having the same rights as its men, will always be at the top. And
+nowhere else in the world is more sugar eaten, more soap used, and women
+more fully admitted to all the rights of men than in our own United
+States and in the American Chemical Society.
+
+To the chemist, as well as to other scientific men, woman is not only
+real but also ideal. From the fragments of the real the ideal is
+reconstructed. This ideal is a trinity, a trinity innominate and
+incorporeal. She is Pallas, Aphrodite, Artemis, three in one. She is an
+incognita and an amorph. I know full well I shall not meet her; neither
+in the crowded street of the metropolis nor in the quiet lane of the
+country. I know well I shall not find her in the salon of fashion, nor
+as a shepherdess with her crook upon the mountain-side. I know full well
+that I need not seek her in the bustling tide of travel, nor wandering
+by the shady banks of a brook. She is indeed near to my imagination, but
+far, infinitely far, beyond my reach. Nevertheless, I may attempt to
+describe her as she appears to me. Let me begin with that part of my
+ideal which has been inherited from Diana. My ideal woman has a sound
+body. She has bone, not brittle sticks of phosphate of lime. She has
+muscles, not flabby, slender ribbons of empty sarcolemma. She has blood,
+not a thin leucocytic ichor. I have no sympathy with that
+pseudo-civilization which apparently has for its object the destruction
+of the human race by the production of a race of bodiless women. If I am
+to be a pessimist, I will be one out and out, and seek to destroy the
+race in a high-handed and manly way. Indoor life, inactivity, lack of
+oxygen in the lungs, these are things which in time produce a white
+skin, but do it by sacrificing every other attribute of beauty.
+
+In the second place, my ideal woman is beautiful. I will confess that I
+do not know what I mean by this; for what is beauty? It is both
+subjective and objective. It depends on taste and education. It has
+something to do with habit and experience. I know I shall not be able to
+describe this trait, yet when I look up into her eyes--eyes, remember,
+which are mere fictions of my imagination--when I look into her face,
+when I see her move so statelily into my presence, I recognize there
+that portion of her which she has inherited from the Aphrodite of other
+days; and this I know is beauty. It is not the beauty of an
+hallucination, the halo which a heart diseased casts about the head of
+its idol. It is the beauty which is seen by a sober second thought, a
+beauty which does not so much dazzle as it delights; a beauty which does
+not fade with the passing hour, but stays through the heat and burden of
+the day and until the day is done.
+
+The beauty which my ideal woman inherited from Aphrodite is not a fading
+one. It is not simply a youthful freshness which the first decade of
+womanhood will wither. It is a beauty which abides; it is a beauty in
+which the charm of seventeen becomes a real essence of seventy; it is a
+beauty which is not produced by any artificial pose of the head or by
+any possible banging of the hair; it is a beauty which the art of
+dressing may adorn but can never create; it is a beauty which does not
+overwhelm the heart like an avalanche, but which eats it slowly but
+surely away as a trickling stream cuts and grooves the solid granite.
+
+I regard true beauty as the divinest gift which woman has received; and
+was not Pandora, the first of mythical women, endowed with every gift?
+And was not Eve, the first of orthodox women, the type of every
+feminine perfection? Only Protogyna, the first of scientific women, was
+poorly and meanly endowed. If I were a woman I would value health and
+wealth; I would think kindly of honor and reputation; I would greatly
+prize knowledge and truth; but above all I would be beautiful--possessed
+of that strange and mighty charm which would lead a crowd of slaves
+behind my triumphal car and compel a haughty world to bow in humble
+submission at my feet.
+
+In the third place my ideal woman has inherited the intellect of Pallas.
+And this inheritance is necessary in order to secure for her a true
+possession of the gifts of Aphrodite. For a woman can never be truly
+beautiful who does not possess intelligence. It is a matter of the
+utmost indifference to me what studies my ideal has pursued. She may be
+a panglot or she may scarcely know her vernacular. If she speak French
+and German and read Latin and Greek, it is well. If she know conics and
+curves it is well; if she be able to integrate the vanishing function of
+a quivering infinitesimal, it is well; if from a disintegrating track
+which hardening cosmic mud has fixed and fastened on the present, she be
+able to build a majestic, long extinct mammal, it is well. All these
+things are marks of learning, but not necessarily of intelligence. A
+person may know them all and hundreds of things besides, and yet be the
+veriest fool. My ideal, I should prefer to have a good education in
+science and letters, but she must have a sound mind. She must have a
+mind above petty prejudice and giant bigotry. She must see something in
+life beyond a ball or a ribbon. She must have wit and judgment. She must
+have the higher wisdom which can see the fitness of things and grasp the
+logic of events. It will be seen readily, therefore, that my ideal is
+wise rather than learned. But she is not devoid of culture. Without
+culture a broad liberality is impossible. But what is culture? True
+culture is that knowledge of men and affairs which places every problem
+in sociology and politics in its true light. It is that drill and
+exercise which place all the faculties at their best and make one
+capable of dealing with the real labors of life. Such a culture is not
+incompatible with a broad knowledge of books, with a deep insight into
+art, with a clear outlook over the field of letters. Indeed it includes
+all these and is still something more than they are.
+
+My ideal then, so regally endowed, is the equal of any man--even if he
+be the "ideal man" of the American Chemical Society.
+
+My ideal stands before me endowed with all the majesty of this long
+ancestral line. Proud is she in the consciousness of her own equality.
+Her haughty eye looks out upon this teeming sphere and acknowledges only
+as her peer the "ideal man," and no one as her superior. Stand forth, O
+perfect maiden, sentient with the brain of Pallas, radiant with the
+beauty of Venus, quivering with the eager vivacity of Diana! Make, if
+possible, thy home on earth. At thy coming the world will rise in an
+enthusiasm of delight and crown thee queen. [Long and enthusiastic
+applause.]
+
+
+
+
+WOODROW WILSON
+
+
+OUR ANCESTRAL RESPONSIBILITIES
+
+ [Speech of Woodrow Wilson at the seventeenth annual dinner of the
+ New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 21, 1896.
+ Stewart L. Woodford, the President of the Society, said, in
+ introducing the speaker: "The next toast is entitled 'The
+ Responsibility of having Ancestors,' and will be responded to by
+ Professor Woodrow Wilson,[13] of Princeton. I know you will give
+ him such a welcome as will indicate that, while we are mostly Yale
+ men here, we are not jealous of Princeton."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, LADIES, AND GENTLEMEN:--I am not of your blood;
+I am not a Virginia Cavalier, as Dr. Hill [David J. Hill. See Vol. II.]
+has suggested. Sometimes I wish I were; I would have more fun. I come,
+however, of as good blood as yours; in some respects a better. Because
+the Scotch-Irish, though they are just as much in earnest as you are,
+have a little bit more gayety and more elasticity than you have.
+Moreover they are now forming a Scotch-Irish society, which will, as
+fast as human affairs will allow, do exactly what the New England
+Societies are doing, viz.: annex the universe. [Laughter.] We believe
+with a sincere belief, we believe as sincerely as you do the like, that
+we really made this country. Not only that, but we believe that we can
+now, in some sort of way, demonstrate the manufacture, because the
+country has obviously departed in many respects from the model which you
+claim to have set. Not only that, but it seems to me that you yourselves
+are becoming a little recreant to the traditions you yearly celebrate.
+
+It seems to me that you are very much in the position, with reference to
+your forefathers, that the little boy was with reference to his
+immediate father. The father was a very busy man; he was away at his
+work before the children were up in the morning and did not come home
+till after they had gone to bed at night. One day this little boy was
+greatly incensed, as he said, "to be whipped by that gentleman that
+stays here on Sundays." I do not observe that you think about your
+ancestors the rest of the week; I do not observe that they are very much
+present in your thoughts at any other time save on Sunday, and that then
+they are most irritating to you. I have known a great many men descended
+from New England ancestors and I do not feel half so hardly toward my
+ancestors as they do toward theirs. There is a distant respect about the
+relationship which is touching. There is a feeling that these men are
+well and safely at a distance, and that they would be indulged under no
+other circumstances whatever; and that the beauty of it is to have
+descended from them and come so far away.
+
+Now, there are serious aspects to this subject. I believe that one of
+the responsibilities of having ancestors is the necessity of not being
+ashamed of them. I believe if you have had persons of this sort as your
+forefathers you must really try to represent them in some sort of way.
+And you must set yourselves off against the other elements of population
+in this country. You know that we have received very many elements which
+have nothing of the Puritan about them, which have nothing of New
+England about them; and that the chief characteristic of these people is
+that they have broken all their traditions. The reason that most
+foreigners come to this country is in order to break their traditions,
+to drop them. They come to this country because these traditions bind
+them to an order of society which they will no longer endure, and they
+come to be quit of them. You yourselves will bear me witness that these
+men, some of them, stood us in good stead upon a very recent occasion:
+in last November. [Applause. "Hear! Hear!"] We should not at all
+minimize the vote of the foreign-born population as against the vote of
+some of the native-born population on the question of silver and gold.
+But you will observe that there are some things that it would be
+supposed would belong to any tradition. One would suppose it would
+belong to any tradition that it was better to earn a dollar that did not
+depreciate, and these men have simply shown that there are some
+common-sense elements which are international and not national.
+
+One of the particulars in which we are drawn away from our traditions is
+in respect to the make-up and government of society, and it is in that
+respect we should retrace our steps and preserve our traditions; because
+we are suffering ourselves to drift away from the old standards, and we
+say, with a shrug of the shoulders, that we are not responsible for it;
+that we have not changed the age, though the age has changed us. We feel
+very much as the Scotchman did who entered the fish market. His dog,
+being inquisitive, investigated a basket of lobsters, and while he was
+nosing about incautiously one of the lobsters got hold of his tail,
+whereupon he went down the street with the lobster as a pendant. Says
+the man, "Whustle to your dog, mon." "Nay, nay, mon," quoth the
+Scotchman, "You whustle for your lobster." We are very much in the same
+position with reference to the age; we say, whistle to the age; we
+cannot make it let go; we have got to run. We feel very much like the
+little boy in the asylum, standing by the window, forbidden to go out.
+He became contemplative, and said, "If God were dead and there were not
+any rain, what fun orphan boys would have." We feel very much that way
+about these New England traditions. If God were only dead; if it didn't
+rain; if the times were only good, what times we would have.
+
+The present world is not recognizable when put side by side with the
+world into which the Puritan came. I am not here to urge a return to the
+Puritan life; but have you forgotten that the Puritans came into a new
+world? The conditions under which they came were unprecedented
+conditions to them. But did they forget the principles on which they
+acted because the conditions were unprecedented? Did they not discover
+new applications for old principles? Are we to be daunted, therefore,
+because the conditions are new? Will not old principles be adaptable to
+new conditions, and is it not our business to adapt them to new
+conditions? Have we lost the old principle and the old spirit? Are we a
+degenerate people? We certainly must admit ourselves to be so if we do
+not follow the old principles in the new world, for that is what the
+Puritans did.
+
+Let me say a very practical word. What is the matter now? The matter is,
+conceal it as we may, gloss it over as we please, that the currency is
+in a sad state of unsuitability to the condition of the country. That is
+the fact of the matter; nobody can deny that; but what are we going to
+do? We are going to have a new tariff. I have nothing to say with regard
+to the policy of the tariff, one way or the other. We have had tariffs,
+have we not, every few years, ever since we were born; and has not the
+farmer become discontented under these conditions? It was the effort to
+remedy them that produced the silver movement. A new tariff may produce
+certain economic conditions; I do not care a peppercorn whether it does
+or not, but this is a thing which we have been tinkering and dickering
+with time out of mind, and in spite of the tinkering and dickering this
+situation has arisen. Are we going to cure it by more tinkering? We are
+not going to touch it in this way. Now, what are we going to do? It is
+neither here nor there whether I am a protectionist, or for a tariff for
+revenue, or whatever you choose to call me. The amount you collect in
+currency for imports is not going to make any difference. The right
+thing to do is to apply old principles to a new condition and get out of
+that new condition something that will effect a practical remedy. I do
+not pretend to be a doctor with a nostrum. I have no pill against an
+earthquake. I do not know how this thing is going to be done, but it is
+not going to be done by having stomachs easily turned by the truth; it
+is not going to be done by merely blinking the situation. If we blink
+the situation I hope we shall have no more celebrations in which we talk
+about our Puritan ancestors, because they did not blink the situation,
+and it is easy to eat and be happy and proud. A large number of persons
+may have square meals by having a properly adjusted currency.
+
+We are very much in the condition described by the reporter who was
+describing the murder of a certain gentleman. He said that the murderer
+entered the house, and gave a graphic description of the whole thing. He
+said that fortunately the gentleman had put his valuables in the safe
+deposit and lost only his life. We are in danger of being equally wise.
+We are in danger of managing our policy so that our property will be put
+in safe deposit and we will lose only our lives. We will make all the
+immediate conditions of the nation perfectly safe and lose only the life
+of the nation. This is not a joke, this is a very serious situation. I
+should feel ashamed to stand here and not say that this is a subject
+which deserves your serious consideration and ought to keep some of you
+awake to-night. This is not a simple gratulatory occasion, this is a
+place where public duty should be realized and public purposes formed,
+because public purpose is a thing for which our Puritan ancestors stood,
+yours and mine. If this race should ever lose that capacity, if it
+should ever lose the sense of dignity in this regard, we should lose the
+great traditions of which we pretend to be proud. [Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+JOHN WINSLOW
+
+
+THE FIRST THANKSGIVING DAY
+
+ [Speech of John Winslow, in the capacity of presiding officer, at
+ the eighth annual dinner of the New England Society in the City of
+ Brooklyn, December 21, 1887.]
+
+
+GENTLEMEN OF THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY OF THE CITY OF BROOKLYN, GUESTS
+AND FRIENDS:--This is the eighth anniversary of our Society and the
+two hundred and sixty-seventh of the landing of the Pilgrim Fathers. It
+will please you all to learn of the continued growth and prosperity of
+our Society. There is in our treasury the sum of $14,506.21, and we have
+no debts. [Applause.] This shows an increase of $1,266.26 over last
+year. As occasion requires this money is used for charitable purposes
+and in other useful ways, as provided by our by-laws. Such a gathering
+as we have here to-night is an inspiration. It must be especially so to
+the distinguished gentlemen, our guests, who will address you. So it
+comes to pass that you are to have to-night the advantage of listening
+to inspired men--an advantage not uncommon in the days of the prophets,
+but rare in our times. [Laughter and applause.] It is proper and
+agreeable to us all just here and now to recognize as with us our friend
+and benefactor and president emeritus, the Hon. Benjamin D. Silliman. [A
+voice: "Three cheers for that grand old man." The company rising gave
+rousing cheers.] He is with us with a young heart and a cheerful mind,
+and continues to be what he has been from the beginning--a loyal and
+devoted friend of our Society. [Applause.]
+
+We are here this evening enjoying the sufferings of our Pilgrim Fathers.
+[Merriment.] Their heroic work takes in Plymouth Rock, ours takes in
+the Saddle Rock. They enjoyed game of their own shooting, we enjoy game
+of other's shooting; they drank cold water, because they could no longer
+get Holland beer. The fact that they must give up Dutch beer was one of
+the considerations (so we are told by one of their Governors) that made
+them loath to leave Leyden. [Laughter.] We drink cold water because we
+want it and like it. The Pilgrim Fathers went to church armed with
+muskets; we go to church with our minds stuffed and demoralized by the
+contents of Sunday morning newspapers. [Laughter.] The Pilgrim mothers
+went to church dressed in simple attire, because they could afford
+nothing elaborate and because they thought they could better catch and
+hold the devotional spirit. The Pilgrim mothers of our day go to church
+with costly toilets, because they can afford it, and are quite willing
+to take the chances as to catching and holding the aforesaid spirit.
+[Laughter.] The Pilgrim Fathers, when they made the compact on the
+Mayflower, planted the seeds of constitutional freedom; we, their worthy
+sons, commemorate their work; try to perpetuate it and enjoy the fruits
+thereof.
+
+It is sometimes said the Pilgrims were a solemn people; that they were
+not cheerful. Well, in their severe experience in England and Holland
+and at Plymouth, there was much to make a born optimist grave and
+thoughtful. But it is a mistake to suppose that they could not rejoice
+with those who rejoiced as well as weep with those who wept. Take, for
+instance, the first Thanksgiving festival held by the Pilgrims. The
+quaint account of this by one of their Governors is always interesting.
+This first American Thanksgiving took place at Plymouth in 1621, only
+about ten months after the landing. It was like a Jewish festival,
+continuing out of doors for a week. The Pilgrim writer, Governor
+Winslow, describes it thus: "Our harvest being gotten in, our Governor
+(meaning Governor Bradford) sent four men out fowling, so that we might,
+after a special manner (meaning doubtless a gay and festive manner)
+rejoice together after (not counting chickens before they were hatched)
+we had gathered the fruit of our labors." Now, listen to this: "They
+killed in one day so much fowl as, with a little help beside, served the
+company almost a week." What this "little help beside" was, is not
+stated. In our day it would mean that the hunter and the fisherman made
+heavy drafts upon Fulton Market for meat, fowl, and fish, to supply what
+was short. "At which time," says the writer, "among other recreations,
+we exercised our arms"--this probably means they shot at a mark
+[laughter]--"many of the Indians coming among us"--they were not the
+mark, at least this time--"and among the rest, their greatest king,
+Massasoit, with some ninety men, whom for three days we entertained and
+feasted." Think of that; feasting ninety Indians three days, and the
+whole colony besides. What New England Society has ever made so good a
+showing of hospitality and good cheer? [Laughter.] "And they" (the
+ninety Indians), "went out and killed five deer."
+
+Now, I submit, we have here a clear case of the application of the great
+principle of honest, even-handed co-operation, no modern device in that
+line could surpass it. It is true the Indians were not an incorporated
+society, and so there was no receiver appointed to wind them up.
+[Laughter.] "Which they brought," says the writer, "to the plantation
+and bestowed on our Governor" (meaning Governor Bradford), "our captain,
+and others." Governor Bradford, in speaking of this, tells us that among
+the fowl brought in "was a great store of turkeys." Thus begins the sad
+history in this country of the rise and annual fall on Thanksgiving days
+of that exalted biped--the American turkey. After this description of a
+Pilgrim festival day who shall ever again say the Pilgrims could not be
+merry if they had half a chance to be so. Why, if the Harvard and Yale
+football teams had been on hand with their great national game of
+banging each others' eyes and breaking bones promiscuously, they could
+not have added to the spirit of the day though they might to its variety
+of pastime. [Laughter.]
+
+It is interesting to remember in this connection that in the earlier
+years of the colonies, Thanksgiving day did not come every year. It came
+at various periods of the year from May to December, and the intervals
+between them sometimes four or five years, gradually shortened and then
+finally settled into an annual festival on the last Thursday of
+November. A few years ago two Governors of Maine ventured to appoint a
+day in December for Thanksgiving. Neither of them was re-elected.
+[Laughter.] The crowning step in this development, which is now
+national, was when the fortunes of our late war were in favor of the
+Union, and a proclamation for a national Thanksgiving was issued by our
+then President, dear old Abraham Lincoln. [Applause.] That the festival
+shall hereafter and forever be national is a part of our unwritten law.
+[Applause.] It will thus be seen that we, the sons of the Pilgrims, may
+fairly and modestly claim that this feature of our national life, like
+most of the others that are valuable, proceeded directly from Plymouth
+Rock. The New England Society in the City of Brooklyn, will ever honor
+the work and the memory of the fathers. As in the sweet lines of Bryant:
+
+ "Till where the sun, with softer fires,
+ Looks on the vast Pacific's sleep,
+ The children of the Pilgrim sires
+ This hallowed day, like us, shall keep."
+
+[General applause.]
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM WINTER
+
+
+TRIBUTE TO JOHN GILBERT
+
+ [Speech of William Winter at a dinner given by the Lotos Club, New
+ York City, November 30, 1878, to John Gilbert, in honor of the
+ fiftieth anniversary of his first appearance on the stage. Whitelaw
+ Reid presided. William Winter responded to the toast "The Dramatic
+ Critic."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--I thank you very gratefully for
+this kind welcome, and I think it a privilege to be allowed to take part
+in a festival so delightful as this, and join with you in paying respect
+to a name so justly renowned and honored as that of John Gilbert. I
+cannot hope adequately to respond to the personal sentiments which have
+been so graciously expressed nor adequately celebrate the deeds and the
+virtues of your distinguished guest. "I am ill at these numbers ... but
+such answer as I can make you shall command." For since first I became
+familiar with the stage--in far-away days in old Boston, John Gilbert
+has been to me the fulfilment of one of my highest ideals of excellence
+in the dramatic art; and it would be hard if I could not now say this,
+if not with eloquence at least with fervor.
+
+I am aware of a certain strangeness, however, in the thought that words
+in his presence and to his honor should be spoken by me. The freaks of
+time and fortune are indeed strange. I cannot but remember that when
+John Gilbert was yet in the full flush of his young manhood and already
+crowned with the laurels of success the friend who is now speaking was a
+boy at his sports--playing around the old Federal Street Theatre, and
+beneath the walls of the Franklin Street Cathedral, and hearing upon the
+broad causeways of Pearl Street the rustle and patter of the autumn
+leaves as they fell from the chestnuts around the Perkins Institution
+and the elms that darkened the sombre, deserted castle of Harris's
+Folly. With this sense of strangeness though, comes a sense still more
+striking and impressive of the turbulent, active, and brilliant period
+through which John Gilbert has lived. Byron had been dead but four years
+[1828] and Scott and Wordsworth were still writing when he began to act.
+Goethe was still living. The works of Thackeray and Dickens were yet to
+be created. Cooper, Irving, Bryant, Halleck, and Percival were the
+literary lords of that period. The star of Willis was ascending while
+those of Hawthorne and Poe were yet to rise; and the dramas of Talfourd,
+Knowles, and Bulwer were yet to be seen by him as fresh contributions to
+the literature of the stage. All these great names are written in the
+book of death. All that part of old Boston to which I have referred--the
+scene equally of Gilbert's birth and youth and first successes and of
+his tender retrospection--has been swept away or entirely changed. Gone
+is the old Federal Street Theatre. Gone that quaint English alley with
+the cosey tobacconist's shop which he used to frequent. Gone the
+hospitable Stackpole where many a time at the "latter end of a sea-coal
+fire" he heard the bell strike midnight from the spire of the Old South
+Church! But, though "the spot where many times he triumphed is
+forgot"--his calm and gentle genius and his hale physique have endured
+in unabated vigor, so that he has charmed two generations of play-goers,
+still happily lives to charm men and women of to-day. Webster, Choate,
+Felton, Everett, Rantoul, Shaw, Bartlett, Lunt, Halleck, Starr King,
+Bartol, Kirk--these and many more, the old worthies of the bar, bench,
+and the pulpit in Boston's better days of intellect and taste:--all saw
+him as we see him in the silver-gray elegance and exquisite perfection
+with which he illustrates the comedies of England.
+
+His career has impinged upon the five great cities of Boston, New
+Orleans, Philadelphia, London, and New York. It touches at one extreme
+the ripe fame of Munden (who died in '32) and--freighted with all the
+rich traditions of the stage--it must needs at its other extreme
+transmit even into the next century the high mood, the scholar-like wit,
+and the pure style of the finest strain of acting that Time has
+bestowed upon civilized man. By what qualities it has been distinguished
+this brilliant assemblage is full well aware. The dignity which is its
+grandeur; the sincerity which is its truth; the thoroughness which is
+its massive substance; the sterling principle which is its force; the
+virtue which is its purity; the scholarship, mind, humor, taste,
+versatile aptitude of simulation, and beautiful grace of method, which
+are its so powerful and so delightful faculties and attributes, have all
+been brought home to your minds and hearts by the wealth and clear
+genius of the man himself!
+
+I have often lingered in fancy upon the idea of that strange,
+diversified, wonderful procession--here the dazzling visage of Garrick,
+there the woful face of Mossop; here the glorious eyes of Kean; there
+the sparkling loveliness of an Abington or a Jordan--which moves through
+the chambers of the memory across almost any old and storied stage. The
+thought is endless in its suggestion, and fascinating in its charm. How
+often in the chimney-corner of life shall we--whose privilege it has
+been to rejoice in the works of this great comedian, and whose happiness
+it is to cluster around him to-night in love and admiration--conjure up
+and muse upon his stately figure as we have seen it in the group of Sir
+Peter and Sir Robert, of Jaques and Wolsey, and Elmore! The ruddy
+countenance, the twinkling gray eyes, the silver hair, the kind smile,
+the hearty voice, the old-time courtesy of manner--how tenderly will they
+be remembered! How dearly are they prized! Scholar!--Actor!--Gentleman!
+long may he be spared to dignify and adorn the stage--a soother of our
+cares, and comfort to our hearts--exemplar for our lives!--the Edelweiss
+of his age and of our affections! [Great applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TRIBUTE TO LESTER WALLACK
+
+ [Speech of William Winter at a banquet of the Lotos Club, given to
+ Lester Wallack, December 17, 1887. Whitelaw Reid, the President of
+ the Club, occupied the chair. Mr. Winter was called upon to speak
+ in behalf of the critics.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--You have done me great honor in
+asking me to be present on this occasion, and you have conferred upon me
+a great privilege in permitting me to participate with you in this
+tribute of affection and admiration for John Lester Wallack, your
+distinguished and most deservedly honored guest and my personal friend
+these many, many years. [Cheers.]
+
+I thank you for your thoughtful courtesy and for this distinguished mark
+of your favor. Being well aware of my defects both as a thinker and a
+speaker, I shrink from such emergencies as this, but having known him so
+long and having been in a professional way associated with so many of
+his labors and his triumphs, I should fail in duty if I were not at
+least to try to add my word of love, feeble and inadequate as it may be,
+to the noble volume of your sympathy and homage. [Cheers.]
+
+The presence of this brilliant assemblage, the eloquent words which have
+fallen from the lips of your honored president and the speeches of your
+orators, they signify some change--I will not say in regard to the
+advancement of the stage--but they signify a wonderful advancement in
+our times in sympathetic and thoughtful and just appreciation of the
+theatre. This was not always so. It is not very long since so wise and
+gentle a man as Charles Lamb expressed his mild astonishment that a
+person capable of committing to memory and reciting the language of
+Shakespeare could for that reason be supposed to possess a mind
+congenial with that of the poet. The scorn of Carlyle and the scarcely
+less injurious pity of Emerson for the actor are indications that in a
+time not remote, thought and philosophy have made but little account of
+the stage.
+
+Something might be said about this by a voice more competent than mine,
+for in our time there has been a change in the intelligent spirit of
+the age, and I am sure that thought and philosophy now are of the
+opinion that the actor is an intellectual and spiritual force; that he
+is connected most intimately with the cause of public education; that he
+brings something of his own, and that, although the part provides the
+soul, it is the actor who must provide the body, and without the soul
+and the body, you could not have dramatic representations for the
+benefit of them. [Applause.]
+
+I am not one of those writers who believe that it is the business of the
+newspaper to manage the theatres. The question of what to do to please
+the public taste, to provide mankind with what they like, or what they
+want, or, which is the same thing, with what they think they want, opens
+a very complex inquiry. Our dear friend has been puzzled by it himself
+more than a little. I should not undertake to instruct him, but as the
+observer of his course I have been struck by wonder and admiration of
+the way he has carried his theatre through seasons of great competition
+and great peril.
+
+I call to mind one season, now seventeen years ago, I think, when in the
+course of a very few months, he produced and presented upward of
+thirty-two plays, showing the best points of these plays and showing his
+great company to every possible advantage; so have I seen a juggler toss
+fifty knives in the air and catch them without cutting his fingers.
+
+[At the close of his speech Mr. Winter read the following poem.]--
+
+LESTER WALLACK
+
+ With a glimmer of plumes and a sparkle of lances,
+ With blare of the trumpets and neigh of the steed,
+ At morning they rode where the bright river glances,
+ And the sweet summer wind ripples over the mead;
+ The green sod beneath them was ermined with daisies,
+ Smiling up to green boughs tossing wild in their glee,
+ While a thousand glad hearts sang their honors and praises,
+ While the Knights of the Mountain rode down to the sea.
+
+ One rode 'neath the banner whose face was the fairest,
+ Made royal with deeds that his manhood had done,
+ And the halo of blessing fell richest and rarest
+ On his armor that splintered the shafts of the sun;
+
+ So moves o'er the waters the cygnet sedately,
+ So waits the strong eagle to mount on the wing,
+ Serene and puissant and simple and stately,
+ So shines among princes the form of the King.
+
+ With a gay bugle-note when the daylight's last glimmer
+ Smites crimson and gold on the snow of his crest,
+ At evening he rides through the shades growing dimmer,
+ While the banners of sunset stream red in the West;
+ His comrades of morning are scattered and parted,
+ The clouds hanging low and the winds making moan,
+ But smiling and dauntless and brave and true-hearted,
+ All proudly he rides down the valley alone.
+
+ Sweet gales of the woodland embrace and caress him,
+ White wings of renown be his comfort and light,
+ Pale dews of the starbeam encompass and bless him,
+ With the peace and the balm and the glory of night;
+ And, Oh! while he wends to the verge of that ocean,
+ Where the years like a garland shall fall from his brow,
+ May his glad heart exult in the tender devotion,
+ The love that encircles and hallows him now.
+
+[Enthusiastic applause.]
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT C. WINTHROP
+
+
+THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE
+
+ [Speech of Robert C. Winthrop made at the public dinner given to
+ Amin Bey by the merchants of Boston, Mass., November 4, 1850.]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT:--I am greatly honored by the sentiment just
+proposed, and I beg my good friend, the Vice-President [Hon. Benjamin
+Seaver], to accept my hearty thanks for the kind and complimentary terms
+in which he has presented my name to the company. I am most grateful for
+the opportunity of meeting with so large a number of the intelligent and
+enterprising merchants of Boston, and of uniting with them in a tender
+of deserved hospitality, and in a tribute of just respect, to the
+Commissioner of his Imperial Majesty, the Sultan of Turkey.
+
+And yet, I cannot but reflect, even as I pronounce these words, how
+strangely they would have sounded in the ears of our fathers not many
+generations back, or even in our own ears not many years ago. A deserved
+tender of hospitality, a just tribute of respect, to the Representative
+of the Grand Turk! Sir, the country from which your amiable and
+distinguished guest has come, was not altogether unknown to some of the
+early American discoverers and settlers. John Smith--do not smile too
+soon, Mr. President, for though the name has become proverbially generic
+in these latter days, it was once identified and individualized as the
+name of one of the most gallant navigators and captains which the world
+has ever known--that John Smith who first gave the cherished name of New
+England to what the Pilgrims of the Mayflower called "these Northern
+parts of Virginia"--he, I say, was well acquainted with Turkey; and two
+centuries and a half ago, he gave the name of a Turkish lady to one of
+the capes of our own Massachusetts Bay. But he knew Turkey as a prison
+and a dungeon, and he called what is now Cape Ann, Cape Tragabigzanda,
+only to commemorate his affection for one who had soothed the rigors of
+a long and loathsome captivity.
+
+Nor was Turkey an unknown land to at least one of those Winthrops of the
+olden time, with whom the Vice-President has so kindly connected me. In
+turning over some old family papers since my return home, I have
+stumbled on the original autograph of a note from John Winthrop, the
+younger, dated "December 26th, 1628, at the Castles of the Hellespont,"
+whither he had gone, as is supposed, as the Secretary of Sir Peter Wich,
+the British Ambassador at Constantinople. The associations of that day,
+however, with those remote regions, were by no means agreeable, and I
+should hardly dare to dwell longer upon them on this occasion and in
+this presence. I rejoice that events have occurred to break the spell of
+that hereditary prejudice, which has so long prevailed in the minds of
+not a few of us, toward the Ottoman Empire. I rejoice that our
+associations with Turkey are no longer those only of the plague and the
+bowstring; that we are encouraged and authorized to look to her
+hereafter for something better than a little coarse wool for our
+blankets, or a few figs for our dessert, or even a little opium or
+rhubarb for our medicine-chests; that, in a word, we are encouraged and
+warranted to look to her, under the auspices and administration of her
+young, gallant, and generous Sultan, for examples of reform, of
+toleration, of liberality, of a magnanimous and chivalrous humanity,
+which are worthy of the admiration and imitation of all mankind. I
+rejoice, especially, that an occasion has been afforded for testifying
+the deep sense which is entertained throughout our country, of the noble
+conduct of the Sublime Porte in regard to the unfortunate exiles of
+Hungary.
+
+The influence which the Ottoman Empire seems destined to exert over the
+relations of Eastern and Western Europe, is of the most interesting and
+important character; and, while we all hold steadfastly to the great
+principle of neutrality which Washington established and enforced, we
+yet cannot suppress our satisfaction that this influence is now in the
+hands of one who seems determined to wield it fearlessly for the best
+interests of civilization and humanity.
+
+And now, sir, let us hope that our distinguished friend, Amin Bey, may
+return home with some not less favorable impressions of our own land. Of
+our enterprise, of our industry, of our immense material production, of
+our rapid progress in arts and improvements of every kind, of our vast
+territorial extent, he cannot fail to testify. Let us hope that he may
+be able to speak also of internal order, of domestic tranquillity, of
+wise and just laws, faithfully administered and promptly obeyed, of a
+happy, contented, and united people, commending by their practice and
+example, as well as by their principles and precepts, the institutions
+under which they live.
+
+The distinguished gentleman who preceded me [Mr. Webster], and whom I
+have been under the disadvantage of following in other scenes as well as
+here, has spoken of the Union of these States. There is no language so
+strong or so emphatic, which even he can use, as to the importance of
+preserving that Union, which does not meet with a prompt and cordial
+echo in my own bosom. To the eyes of Amin Bey, and to the eyes of all
+foreign nations, we are indeed but one country, from the Atlantic to the
+Pacific. To them there is no Boston or New York, no Carolina or
+Louisiana. Our commerce goes forth under one and the same flag, whether
+from the Bay of Massachusetts or from the "Golden Gate" of California.
+Under that flag, it has been protected, prospered, and extended beyond
+example. Under that flag, new fields are opening to it, and new triumphs
+are before it. May our distinguished guest take home with him an
+assurance, founded upon all that he has seen and all that he has heard,
+of the resolution of us all, that the flag of our Union shall still and
+always remain one and the same, from ocean to ocean, untorn and
+untarnished, proof alike against everything of foreign assault and
+everything of domestic dissension! [Great applause.]
+
+
+
+
+JOHN SERGEANT WISE
+
+
+CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH
+
+ [Speech of John S. Wise at the eleventh annual dinner of the New
+ England Society in the City of Brooklyn, December 20, 1890. The
+ President, Willard Bartlett, occupied the chair. He called upon Mr.
+ Wise to speak to the toast, "Captain John Smith, the Ruler of
+ Virginia, and Admiral of New England," saying: "It was not without
+ a purpose that your committee arranged the order of speaking this
+ evening. I am sure that the gentlemen who have already addressed
+ you will take it in good part, if I say we knew that, by putting
+ one name at the end of the programme, we should be sure to hold the
+ audience here till the doxology. Now a speaker who bears the name
+ of the first ruler of Virginia I ever knew anything about, will
+ address you upon Virginia's still earlier ruler, Captain John
+ Smith."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN:--It is one of the peculiarities of Americans,
+that they attempt to solve the unsolvable problem of successfully mixing
+gastronomy and oratory. In chemistry there are things known as
+incompatibles, which it is impossible to blend and at the same time
+preserve their original characteristics. It is impossible to have as
+good a dinner as we have had served to-night, and preserve the
+intellectual faculties of your guests so that they may be seen at their
+best. I am not unmindful that in the menu the courses grew shorter until
+they culminated in the pungent and brief episode of cheese, and so I
+take it that as to the oratory here on tap, you desire it to become
+gradually more brief and more pungent.
+
+Now, the task of condensing into a five-minute speech two hundred and
+seventy years of the history of America, is something that has been
+assigned to me, and I propose to address myself to it without further
+delay. [Laughter]
+
+John Smith was at one time President of Virginia, and afterward Admiral
+of New England, and ever since then, until lately, New England and
+Virginia have been trying to pull loose from each other, so as not to be
+under the same ruler. [Laughter and applause.] John Smith was a godsend
+to the American settlers, because he was a plain man in a company of
+titled nonentities, and after they had tried and failed in every effort
+to make or perpetuate an American colony, plain John Smith, a democrat,
+without a title, took the helm and made it a success. [Laughter.]
+
+Then and there, and ever since, we laid aside the
+Reginald-Trebizond-Percys of nobility, and stuck to the plain John
+Smiths, honest citizens, of capacity and character. By his example we
+learned that "Kind hearts are more than coronets," and simple men of
+worth are infinitely better than titled vagabonds of Norman blood.
+[Applause.] It is almost three centuries since a tiny vessel, not larger
+than a modern fishing-smack, turned her head to the sunset across an
+unknown sea, for the land of conjecture. The ship's company, composed of
+passengers from England, that wonderful nest of human wanderers, that
+splendid source of the best civilization of the world, cast anchor by
+chance in a noble bay for which they had not sailed, and settled a
+colony; not with any particularly high or noble object, but really in
+pursuit of gold, and searching for a South Sea which they never found.
+The voyage had been projected without any other object than the
+accumulation of wealth, which wealth was to be carried back to the old
+country and enjoyed in that England which they loved, and to which their
+eyes ever turned backward with affection, reverence, and the hope of
+return. This band of younger sons and penniless nobility, attempted to
+make a settlement under the charter known as the London charter of
+Virginia; and while we find to-day men sneering at John Smith, the fact
+remains that he alone was enabled by his strong personality, by his
+sterling, individual worth, to resist the savages, to make the lazy
+work, to furnish food for the weak and sickly, to re-inspire those who
+had lost hope, and to firmly establish a settlement in Virginia. His
+reward was what? Sedition in his own camp, ingratitude among his own
+followers, misrepresentation to his patrons, disappointment, disease,
+and poverty to himself; a return to England and posthumous fame. But his
+bulldog fangs, the fangs of that English blood which once sunk in the
+throat of a savage land remain forever, were placed upon America, to
+mark it as another conquest and another triumph of Anglo-Saxon
+colonization. Three years of peace and quiet in England were not to his
+taste. His mother's spirit craved new adventures, and he sought them in
+sea voyages to the north. Although his task was a much less difficult
+one, and not quite so prominent as the task he had accomplished in
+Virginia, he prepared the way for the settlement at Plymouth Rock. To
+his title of President of Virginia was added the title of Admiral of New
+England, because this John Smith, without a pedigree, except such as was
+blazoned on his shield by his slaughter of three Turks, turned his
+attention from the land to the sea, sailed the colder waters of the
+north, located the colonies of New England, named your own Boston, and
+the result of his voyages and reports were the Plymouth charter and
+settlement. So it is that we have a common founder of the settlements of
+this country. Of all the gallants who embarked in the first adventure,
+all disappeared save John Smith, who bore the plainest and commonest
+name that human imagination can devise. He became the patron saint of
+American civilization, as much yours as ours, and as much ours as yours.
+[Laughter and applause.]
+
+Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen: We had one founder; we came from one
+master-mind; one great spirit was the source of both our settlements;
+and this initial fact in our histories has seemed to inspire the
+American people through all the centuries with the sentiment that our
+union should be eternal in spite of all disturbing circumstances.
+[Applause.] When I said, in a light way, that old Virginia and
+Massachusetts had sought to rend themselves asunder, it was scarcely
+true. They have too much that is glorious in common to be aught but
+loving sisters. The men who are before me will not forget that the
+settlers of the London colony of Virginia, and settlers of the Plymouth
+colony of Massachusetts, have been at the front of every great movement
+which has agitated this nation from its birth. When it came to the
+question of whether we should dissolve the political ties that bound us
+to the British King, Massachusetts Bay and the colony of Virginia were
+the first to form their Committees of Safety, exchange their messages
+of mutual support, and strengthen the weak among their sister colonies.
+[Applause.] When it came to the time that tried men's souls in the
+Revolution, it was the men of Virginia and the men of Massachusetts Bay
+that furnished the largest quotas of revolutionary soldiers who achieved
+the independence of the American colonies.
+
+When it came to the formation of a federal union, Virginia, with her
+Washington, gave the first President, and Massachusetts, with her Adams,
+stepped proudly to the front with the first Vice-President and second
+President. [Applause.] In later years, when differences came--which
+differences need not be discussed--every man here knows what part
+Virginia and Massachusetts bore. It was a part which, however much we
+may differ with each other, bespoke the origin of the two colonies, and
+told that true manhood was there to do and die for what it believed was
+right. When that struggle was ended, the first to clasp hands in mutual
+friendship and affection were Virginia and Massachusetts. If we were to
+blot from the history or geography of the Nation the deeds or territory
+of the ancient dominions of John Smith, President of Virginia and
+Admiral of New England, a beggarly record of area would be left, in
+spite of the glorious records of other sections in recent years.
+
+The history of America is to me not only of deep and absorbing interest
+in its every detail, but it is a romance; it is a fascinating detail of
+wonderful development, the like of which cannot be found in the annals
+of civilization from the remotest time. We may go back to the time when
+the curtain rises on the most ancient civilization of the East, and
+there is nothing to compare with it. We may take up not only the real,
+but the romantic history of modern European progress, and there is
+nothing like American history for myself. Taking up the story of the
+Quaker invasion of Massachusetts as early as 1659, I find Lydia Wardell,
+daughter of Isaac Perkins, a freeman of the colony, whipped in Boston,
+because she had ceased to be a Puritan and had become a Quakeress.
+Turning then to the history of Virginia in 1663, I find Colonel Edmund
+Scarburgh riding at the head of the King's troops into the boundaries of
+Maryland, placing the broad arrows of the King on the houses of the
+Quakers, and punishing them soundly for non-conformity. Upon the
+question of who was right and who was wrong in these old feuds, there
+are doubtless men who, even to this day, have deep prejudices. Fancy how
+conflicting are the sentiments of a man in 1890, as to their merits,
+when he reflects, as I do, that Lydia Wardell was his grandmother, and
+Colonel Scarburgh his grandfather. [Applause and laughter.]
+
+How absurd seems any comparison between the Puritan and Cavalier
+settlers of America. There they are, with all their faults, and all
+their virtues. Others may desire to contrast them. I do not. I stand
+ready to do battle against anybody who abuses either. Their conjoint
+blood has produced a Nation, the like of which no man living before our
+day had ever fancied. Nearly three centuries of intermingling and
+intermarrying, has made the traditions and the hopes of either the
+heritage and aspiration of us all. Common sufferings, common triumphs,
+common pride, make the whole glorious history the property of every
+American citizen, and it is provincial folly to glorify either faction
+at the expense of the other.
+
+We stand to-night on the pinnacle of the third Century of American
+development. Look back to the very beginning. There stands the grizzled
+figure of John Smith, the Pioneer--President of Virginia, and Admiral of
+New England. Still united, we look about us and behold a nation blessed
+with peace and plenty, crowned with honor, and with boundless
+opportunity of future aggrandizement. The seed planted by John Smith
+still grows. The voice of John Smith still lives. That voice has been
+swelled into the mighty chorus of 60,000,000 Americans singing the song
+of United States. We look forward to a future whose possibilities
+stagger all conjecture, to a common ruler of John Smith's ancient
+dominions; to a common destiny, such as he mapped out for us. And with
+devout and heartfelt gratitude to him, a reunited land proclaims, "Whom
+God hath joined together, let no man put asunder." [Great applause.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE LEGAL PROFESSION
+
+ [Speech of John S. Wise at the annual dinner of the New York State
+ Bar Association, Albany, N. Y., January 20, 1891. Matthew Hale, the
+ President, introduced Mr. Wise as follows; "The next sentiment in
+ order was, by mistake, omitted from the printed list of sentiments
+ which is before you. The next sentiment is 'The Legal Profession,'
+ and I call upon a gentleman to respond to that toast who, I venture
+ to say, has practised law in more States of this Union than any
+ other gentleman present. I allude to the orator of the day, the
+ Hon. John S. Wise [applause], formerly of Virginia, but now a
+ member of the Bar Association of the State of New York."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN OF THE BAR:--It may not be true that
+I have practised law in more States of this Union than any one present,
+but it is certainly true that I never did as much speaking in the same
+length of time, without charging a fee for it, as I have done within the
+last twenty-four hours. [Laughter.] At two o'clock this morning I was in
+attendance, in the city of New York, upon a ghost dance of the
+Confederate veterans; at two o'clock this evening I resolved myself into
+a deep, careful, and circumspect lawyer, and now I am with the boys, and
+propose to have a good time. [Laughter.] Now, you know, this scene
+strikes me as ridiculous--our getting here together and glorifying
+ourselves and nobody to pay for it. My opinion is, that the part of
+wisdom is to bottle this oratory and keep it on tap at $5 a minute.
+[Laughter.] The Legal Profession--why, of course, we are the best
+fellows in the world. Who is here to deny it? It reminds me of an
+anecdote told by an old politician in Virginia, who said that one day,
+with his man, he was riding to Chesterfield court, and they got
+discussing the merits of a neighbor, Mr. Beasley, and he says, "Isaac,
+what do you think of Mr. Beasley?" "Well," he says, "Marse Frank, I
+reckon he is a pretty good man." "Well, there is one thing about Mr.
+Beasley, he is always humbling himself." He says, "Marse Frank, you are
+right; I don't know how you is, but I always mistrusts a man that runs
+hisself down." [Laughter.] He says, "I don't know how you is, Marse
+Frank, but I tell you how it is with me: this nigger scarcely ever says
+no harm against hisself." So I say it of the legal profession--this
+here nigger don't never scarcely say no harm against himself. [Great
+laughter.]
+
+Of course we are the best profession in the world, but if any of our
+clients are standing at that door and listening to this oratory, I know
+what their reflection is. They are laughing in their sleeves and saying:
+"Watch him, watch him; did you ever hear lawyers talk as much for
+nothing? Watch them; it is the funniest scene I ever saw. There are a
+lot of lawyers with their hands in their own pockets." [Laughter.]
+
+Mr. Chairman and gentlemen, another thing. We are not fooling with any
+judges now. I know who I am talking to and how long I have been doing
+it. Sometimes you can fool a judge into letting you have more time than
+the rule allows; but with lawyers, enough is enough. We know exactly
+when to put on the brakes with each other. We are not now earning fees
+by the yard or charging by the minute, and when a man is through with
+what he has to say, it is time to sit down, and all I have to say in
+conclusion is, that the more I watch the legal profession and observe
+it, the more I am convinced that with the great responsibility, with the
+great trusts confided to it, with the great issues committed to its
+keeping, with the great power it has to direct public feeling and public
+sentiment, with the great responsibilities resulting, take it as a
+mass--and there are plenty of rascals in it--but take it as a mass, and
+measure it up, and God never made a nobler body in these United States.
+[Applause.]
+
+
+
+
+EDWARD OLIVER WOLCOTT
+
+
+THE BRIGHT LAND TO WESTWARD
+
+ [Speech of Edward O. Wolcott at the eighty-second annual dinner of
+ the New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1887.
+ The President, ex-Judge Horace Russell, introduced the speaker as
+ follows: "It was an English lawyer who said that the farther he
+ went West the more he was convinced that the wise men came from the
+ East. We may not be so thoroughly convinced of this after we have
+ heard the response to the next regular toast, 'The Pilgrim in the
+ West.' I beg to introduce Mr. Edward O. Wolcott, of Colorado."]
+
+
+MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--It was with great diffidence that
+I accepted the invitation of your President to respond to a toast
+to-night. I realized my incapacity to do justice to the occasion, while
+at the same time I recognized the high compliment conveyed. I felt
+somewhat as the man did respecting the Shakespeare-Bacon controversy; he
+said he didn't know whether Lord Bacon wrote Shakespeare's works or not,
+but if he didn't, he missed the greatest opportunity of his life.
+[Laughter.]
+
+The West is only a larger, and in some respects a better, New England. I
+speak not of those rose gardens of culture, Missouri and Arkansas, but
+otherwise, generally of the States and Territories west of the
+Mississippi, and more particularly, because more advisedly, of Colorado,
+the youngest and most rugged of the-thirty-eight; almost as large in
+area as all New England and New York combined; "with room about her
+hearth for all mankind"; with fertile valleys, and with mines so rich
+and so plentiful that we occasionally, though reluctantly, dispose of
+one to our New York friends. [Laughter.] We have no very rich, no very
+poor, and no almshouses; and in the few localities where we are not good
+enough, New England Home Missionary Societies are rapidly bringing us
+up to the Plymouth Rock standard and making us face the Heavenly music.
+[Laughter.] We take annually from our granite hills wealth enough to pay
+for the fertilizers your Eastern and Southern soils require to save them
+from impoverishment. We have added three hundred millions to the coinage
+of the world; and, although you call only for gold, we generously give
+you silver, too. [Laughter.] You are not always inclined to appreciate
+our efforts to swell the circulation, but none the less are we one with
+you in patriotic desire to see the revenues reformed, provided always
+that our own peculiar industries are not affected. Our mountains slope
+toward either sea, and in their shadowy depths we find not only hidden
+wealth, but inspiration and incentive to high thought and noble living,
+for Freedom has ever sought the recesses of the mountains for her
+stronghold, and her spirit hovers there; their snowy summits and the
+long, rolling plains are lightened all day long by the sunshine, and we
+are not only Colorado, but Colorado Claro! [Applause.]
+
+Practically, as little is known of the great West by you of the East as
+was known a century ago of New England by our British cousins. Your
+interest in us is, unfortunately, largely the interest on our mortgages,
+your attitude toward us is somewhat critical, and the New England heart
+is rarely aroused respecting the West except when some noble Indian,
+after painting himself and everything else within his reach red, is sent
+to his happy hunting grounds. [Laughter.] Yet, toward the savage, as in
+all things, do not blame us if we follow the Christian example set us by
+our forefathers. We read that the Court at Plymouth, more than fifty
+years after the colony was founded, ordered "That whosoever shall shoot
+off any gun on any unnecessary occasion, or at any game whatsoever,
+except an Indian or a wolf, shall forfeit five shillings for every such
+shot"; and our pious ancestors popped over many an Indian on their way
+to Divine worship. [Laughter.] But when in Colorado, settled less than a
+generation ago, the old New England heredity works itself out and an
+occasional Indian is peppered, the East raises its hands in horror, and
+our offending cowboys could not find admittance even to an Andover
+Probation Society. [Laughter.]
+
+Where we have a chance to work without precedent, we can point with
+pride of a certain sort to methods at least peaceful. When Mexico was
+conquered, we found ourselves with many thousand Mexicans on hand. I
+don't know how they managed it elsewhere, but in Colorado we not only
+took them by the hand and taught them our ways, but both political
+parties inaugurated a beautiful and generous custom, since more honored
+in the breach than in the observance, which gave these vanquished people
+an insight into and an interest in the workings of republican
+institutions which was marvellous: a custom of presenting to each head
+of a household, being a voter, on election day, from one to five dollars
+in our native silver. [Great laughter.]
+
+If Virginia was the mother of Presidents, New England is the mother of
+States. Of the population of the Western States born in the United
+States, some five per cent, are of New England birth, and of the native
+population more than half can trace a New England ancestry. Often one
+generation sought a resting-place in Ohio, and its successor in Illinois
+or in Iowa, but you will find that the ancestor, less than a century
+ago, was a God-fearing Yankee. New England influences everywhere
+predominate. I do not mean to say that many men from the South have not,
+especially since the war, found homes and citizenship in the West, for
+they have; and most of them are now holding Federal offices. [Laughter.]
+It is nevertheless true that from New England has come the great, the
+overwhelming influence in moulding and controlling Western thought.
+[Applause.]
+
+New England thrift, though a hardy plant, becomes considerably modified
+when transplanted to the loam of the prairies; the penny becomes the
+dime before it reaches the other ocean; Ruth would find rich gleanings
+among our Western sheaves, and the palm of forehandedness opens
+sometimes too freely under the wasteful example which Nature sets all
+over our broad plains; but because the New England ancestor was
+acquisitive, his Western descendant secures first of all his own home.
+[Applause.] The austere and serious views of life which our forefathers
+cherished have given way to a kindlier charity, and we put more hope and
+more interrogation points into our theology than our fathers did; but
+the old Puritan teachings, softened by the years and by brighter and
+freer skies, still keep our homes Christian and our home life pure. And
+more, far more than all else, the blood which flows in our veins, the
+blood of the sturdy New Englanders who fought and conquered for an idea,
+quickened and kindled by the Civil War, has imbued and impregnated
+Western men with a patriotism that overrides and transcends all other
+emotions. Pioneers in a new land, laying deep the foundations of the
+young commonwealths, they turn the furrows in a virgin soil, and from
+the seed which they plant there grows, renewed and strengthened with
+each succeeding year, an undying devotion to republican institutions,
+which shall nourish their children and their children's children
+forever. [Prolonged applause.]
+
+An earnest people and a generous! The Civil strife made nothing right
+that was wrong before, and nothing wrong that was right before; it
+simply settled the question of where the greater strength lay. We know
+that
+
+ "Who overcomes
+ By force, hath overcome but half his foe,"
+
+and that if more remains to be done, it must come because the hearts of
+men are changed. The war is over; the very subject is hackneyed; it is a
+tale that is told, and commerce and enlightened self-interest have
+obliterated all lines. And yet you must forgive us if, before the
+account is finally closed, and the dead and the woe and the tears are
+balanced by all the blessings of a reunited country, some of us still
+listen for a voice we have not yet heard; if we wait for some Southern
+leader to tell us that renewed participation in the management of the
+affairs of this nation carries with it the admission that the question
+of the right of secession is settled, not because the South was
+vanquished, but because the doctrine was and is wrong, forever wrong.
+[Great applause.]
+
+We are a plain people, too, and live far away. We find all the
+excitement we need in the two great political parties, and rather look
+upon the talk of anybody in either party being better than his party, as
+a sort of cant. The hypercritical faculty has not reached us yet, and
+we leave to you of the East the exclusive occupancy of the raised dais
+upon which it seems necessary for the independent voter to stand while
+he is counted. [Applause and laughter.]
+
+We are provincial; we have no distinctive literature and no great poets;
+our leading personage abroad of late seems to be the Honorable "Buffalo
+Bill" [laughter], and we use our adjectives so recklessly that the
+polite badinage indulged in toward each other by your New York editors
+to us seems tame and spiritless. In mental achievement we may not have
+fully acquired the use of the fork, and are "but in the gristle and not
+yet hardened into the bone of manhood." We stand toward the East
+somewhat as country to city cousins; about as New to Old England, only
+we don't feel half so badly about it, and on the whole are rather
+pleased with ourselves. [Laughter.] There is not in the whole broad West
+a ranch so lonely or so remote that a public school is not within reach
+of it. With generous help from the East, Western colleges are elevating
+and directing Western thought, and men busy making States yet find time
+to live manly lives and to lend a hand. All this may not be aesthetic,
+but it is virile, and it leads up and not down. Great poets, and those
+who so touch the hearts of men that the vibration goes down the ages,
+must often find their inspiration when wealth brings leisure to a class,
+or must have "learned in suffering what they teach in song." We can wait
+for our inspired ones; when they come, the work of this generation,
+obscure and commonplace, will have paved the way for them; the general
+intelligence diffused in this half century will, unknown or forgotten,
+yet live in their numbers, and the vivid imaginations of our New England
+ancestors, wasted in depicting the joys and torments of the world to
+come, will, modified by the years, beautify and ennoble the cares of
+this. [Applause.]
+
+There are some things even more important than the highest culture. The
+West is the Almighty's reserve ground, and as the world is filling up.
+He is turning even the old arid plains and deserts into fertile acres,
+and is sending there the rain as well as the sunshine. A high and
+glorious destiny awaits us; soon the balance of population will lie the
+other side of the Mississippi, and the millions that are coming must
+find waiting for them schools and churches, good government, and a happy
+people:
+
+ "Who love the land because it is their own,
+ And scorn to give aught other reason why;
+ Would shake hands with a King upon his throne,
+ And think it kindness to his Majesty."
+
+We are beginning to realize, however, that the invitation we have been
+extending to all the world has been rather too general. So far we have
+been able to make American citizens in fact as well as name out of the
+foreign-born immigrants. The task was light while we had the honest and
+industrious to deal with, but the character of some of the present
+immigration has brought a conviction which we hope you share, that the
+sacred rights of citizenship should be withheld from a certain class of
+aliens in race and language, who seek the protection of this Government,
+until they shall have at least learned that the red in our flag is
+commingled with the white and blue and the stars. [Great applause.]
+
+In everything which pertains to progress in the West, the Yankee
+reinforcements step rapidly to the front. Every year she needs more of
+them, and as the country grows the annual demand becomes greater.
+Genuine New Englanders are to be had on tap only in six small States,
+and remembering this we feel that we have the right to demand that in
+the future even more than in the past, the heads of the New England
+households weary not in the good work. [Laughter and applause.]
+
+In these later days of "booms" and New Souths and Great Wests; when
+everybody up North who fired a gun is made to feel that he ought to
+apologize for it, and good fellowship everywhere abounds, there is a
+sort of tendency to fuse; only big and conspicuous things are much
+considered; and New England being small in area and most of her
+distinguished people being dead, she is just now somewhat under an
+eclipse. But in her past she has undying fame. You of New England and
+her borders live always in the atmosphere of her glories; the scenes
+which tell of her achievements are ever near at hand, and familiarity
+and contact may rob them of their charms, and dim to your eyes their
+sacredness. The sons of New England in the West revisit her as men who
+make pilgrimage to some holy shrine, and her hills and valleys are still
+instinct with noble traditions. In her glories and her history we claim
+a common heritage, and we never wander so far away from her that with
+each recurring anniversary of this day, our hearts do not turn to her
+with renewed love and devotion for our beloved New England; yet--
+
+ "Not by Eastern windows only,
+ When daylight comes, comes in the light;
+ In front the sun climbs slow, how slowly,
+ But Westward, look, the land is bright!"
+
+[Hearty applause.]
+
+
+
+
+LORD WOLSELEY
+
+(GARNET JOSEPH WOLSELEY)
+
+
+THE ARMY IN THE TRANSVAAL
+
+ [Speech of Field-Marshal Viscount Wolseley, Commander-in-Chief of
+ the British Army, at a dinner given by the Authors' Club, London,
+ November 6, 1899. Dr. Conan Doyle presided.]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN:--I think that all people who know
+anything about the Army should rejoice extremely that our first
+experiment in mobilization has been as successful as it has been.
+[Cheers.]
+
+Your Chairman has mentioned the name of one, a most intimate friend of
+mine, the present Military Secretary. [Lord Lansdowne.] I think the
+nation is very much indebted to him not only for the manner in which
+this mobilization has been carried out, but still more so for having
+laid the foundation on which our mobilization system is based, and for
+making those preparations which led to its complete success. [Cheers.]
+There are many other names I might mention, others who have also devoted
+themselves for many years past in a very quiet manner, and with all the
+ability which now, I am glad to say, so largely permeates the Army, to
+making these preparations and to try to bring this curious army of ours
+up to the level of the modern armies of the world. [Cheers.]
+
+Although I say it myself, I think I may claim for myself and for those
+who have worked with me a certain meed of praise, for we have worked
+under extreme difficulties. Not only under the ordinary difficulties in
+dealing with a very complicated arrangement, but we have had to work in
+the face of the most dire opposition on the part of a great number of
+people who ought to have been the first to help us. ["Hear! Hear!"] The
+Chairman has referred to the opposition of the Press; but that has been
+nothing to the opposition we have met with in our own profession--the
+profession of ten, fifteen, or twenty years ago, when great reforms were
+begun in the Army by the ablest War Secretary who has ever been in
+office--I mean Lord Cardwell. His name is now almost forgotten by the
+present generation, and also the names of many other distinguished
+officers in their day, whose names were associated with many of the
+brightest moments of English victory and English conquest, and who set
+their faces honestly against alteration, and firmly believed that the
+young men of those days were a set of madmen and a set of Radicals who
+were anxious to overturn not only the British Army, but the whole
+British Constitution with it. [Laughter.] This prejudice spread into
+high places, until at last we were looked upon as a party of faddists
+who ought to be banished to the farthest part of our dominions. [Renewed
+laughter.] But I am glad to say that the tree we planted then took root,
+and there gradually grew up around us a body of young officers, men
+highly instructed in their profession, who supported us, carried us
+through, and enabled us to arrive at the perfection which, I think, we
+have now attained. ["Hear! Hear!"]
+
+There has been abroad in the Army for a great many years an earnest
+desire on the part of a large section, certainly, to make themselves
+worthy of the Army and worthy of the nation by whom they were paid, and
+for whose good they existed. That feeling has become more intensified
+every year, and at the present moment, if you examine the Army List, you
+will find that almost all the Staff Officers recently gone out to South
+Africa have been educated at the Staff College, established to teach the
+higher science of our profession and to educate a body of men who will
+be able to conduct the military affairs of the country when it comes to
+their turn to do so. Those men are now arriving at the top of the tree,
+thank God! while many of those magnificent old soldiers under whom I was
+brought up have disappeared from the face of the earth, and others who
+are to be seen at the clubs have come round--they have been converted in
+their last moments [laughter]; they have the frankness to tell you they
+made a mistake. They recognize that they were wrong and that we were
+right. [Cheers.]
+
+I quite endorse what the Chairman says about the success of the
+mobilization, and I will slightly glance at the state of affairs as they
+at present exist in South Africa. I have the advantage of having spent
+some time in South Africa, and of having been--not only General
+Commanding, but Governor and High Commissioner, with high-sounding
+titles given me by her Majesty. I know, consequently, not only a little
+of South Africa, but a good deal of Boer character. During my stay as
+Governor of the Transvaal, I had many opportunities of knowing people
+whom you have recently seen mentioned as the principal leaders in this
+war against us. There are many traits in their character for which I
+have the greatest possible admiration. They are a very strongly
+conservative people--I do not mean in a political sense at all, but they
+were, I found, anxious to preserve and conserve all that was best in the
+institutions handed down to them from their forefathers. But of all the
+ignorant people in that world that I have ever been brought into contact
+with, I will back the Boers of South Africa as the most ignorant. At the
+same time they are an honest people. When the last President of the
+Transvaal handed over the government to us--and I may say, within
+parentheses, that the last thing an Englishman would do under the
+circumstances would be to look in the till--there was only 4_s._ 6_d._
+to the credit of the Republic. [Laughter.] Within a few weeks or days of
+the hoisting of the British flag in the Transvaal a bill for L4 10_s._
+4_d._ came in against the Boer Government, and was dishonored. [Renewed
+laughter.] The Boers at that time--perhaps we did not manage them
+properly--certainly set their face against us, and things have gone on
+from bad to worse, until the aspiration now moving them is that they
+should rule not only the Transvaal, but that they should rule the whole
+of South Africa. That is the point which I think English people must
+keep before them. There's no question about ruling the Transvaal or the
+Orange Free State--the one great question that has to be fought out
+between the Dutch in South Africa and the English race is, which is to
+be the predominant Power--whether it is to be the Boer Republic or the
+English Monarchy. [Cheers.] Well, if I at all understand and know the
+people of this nation, I can see but one end to it, and it will be the
+end that we hope for and have looked for. [Cheers.]
+
+But I would warn every man who takes an interest in this subject not to
+imagine that war can be carried on like a game of chess or some other
+game in which the most powerful intellect wins from the first. War is a
+game of ups and downs, and you may rest assured that it is impossible to
+read in history of any campaign that it has been a march of triumph from
+beginning to end. Therefore, if at the present moment we are suffering
+from disappointments, believe me, those disappointments are in many ways
+useful to us. We have found that the enemy who declared war against
+us--for they are the aggressors--are much more powerful and numerous
+than we anticipated. But at the same time, believe me, that anything
+that may have taken place lately to dishearten the English people has
+had a good effect--it has brought us as a nation closer together. The
+English-speaking people of the world have put their foot down, and
+intend to carry this thing through, no matter what may be the
+consequence. [Cheers.]
+
+I have the greatest possible confidence in British soldiers. I have
+lived in their midst many years of my life, and I am quite certain of
+this, that wherever their officers lead they will follow. If you look
+over the list of our casualties lately, you will find that the British
+officer has led them well. Certainly he has not spared himself; he has
+not been in the background. [Cheers.] He has suffered unfortunately, and
+expects to suffer, and ought to suffer; and I hope most sincerely and
+truly, whatever may be in store for us, whatever battles there may be in
+this war, that when we read the list of casualties there will be a very
+large proportion of officers sufferers as well as men. It would be most
+unworthy of our Army and of our nation if our officers did not lead, and
+if they lead they must suffer as well as those who follow. I am
+extremely obliged to you for the compliment that has been paid to me. It
+has been a very great pleasure for me to come here. I had no idea I was
+to listen to such an admirable speech from your Chairman. I thank you
+sincerely for having listened to me, and hope you will make every
+allowance for any defect in a speech which certainly had not been
+prepared. [Loud cheers.]
+
+
+
+
+WU TING-FANG
+
+
+CHINA AND THE UNITED STATES
+
+ [Speech of Wu Ting-Fang, Chinese Minister to the United States, at
+ the annual dinner of the New York Southern Society, New York City,
+ February 22, 1899. William M. Polk, the President of the Society,
+ occupied the chair. Minister Wu responded to the sentiment, "To our
+ newest and nearest neighbor on our Western border, the most ancient
+ of Empires, which until now has always been in the Far East, and to
+ her distinguished diplomatic representative--_persona grata_ to our
+ Government and to this Society."]
+
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMEN:--It is never too late to learn, and
+since I have been here I have learned that my ancient country, which has
+always been known as an Eastern country, has now turned to be a Western
+country. I do not regret to hear this, because Western countries have
+always been looked on as very powerful nations. [Applause.] In that
+sense I would not be sorry to see my own country assume the position
+that your Western countries have always taken. I do not know whether you
+would wish to have your great Nation become an Eastern country in the
+sense in which Eastern countries are popularly known.
+
+When the invitation to dine with you on this occasion was conveyed to me
+I gladly accepted it because the occasion occurred on the anniversary of
+the birth of George Washington, who is widely and popularly known as the
+Father of your country. Long before I came to the United States as the
+representative of my country, even when I was a boy, I had heard of
+George Washington, and from what I could learn about him I formed a
+profound respect for his name and memory. At this banquet you
+appropriately recall to mind the noble character of your Washington,
+his great deeds, and his unselfish devotion to his country.
+
+It is interesting to know that time changes not only the opinions of
+individuals and parties, but also the traditional policy of a nation. I
+understood when I was a boy that the policy of George Washington was to
+confine his attention and his ambition to the country in which he
+governed. That policy has been followed by all of his successors up to
+very recently. [Laughter and applause.] But the recent momentous events
+have necessitated a new departure. You have been driven to a position
+that you never dreamed of before. You have entered the path of
+Expansion, or, as some call it, Imperialism.
+
+If I understand your chairman correctly, Imperialism practically means
+the power and wisdom to govern. This is not the first time that I have
+heard such a definition of imperialism. I once heard an eminent American
+divine say that imperialism meant civilization--in an American sense.
+[Laughter.] He also added the word liberty, and with your permission I
+would like to make a still further addition: that is, fairness, and just
+treatment of all classes of persons without distinction of race or
+color. [Cheers.] Well, you have the Philippines ceded to you, and you
+are hesitating whether to keep them or not. I see in that very fact of
+your hesitation an indication of your noble character. Suppose a
+precious gift entailing obligations is tendered to a man; he would
+accept it without any thought or hesitation if he were wholly lacking in
+principle; but you hesitate because of your high moral character, and
+your sense of responsibility. I express no opinion as to whether or not
+you should keep the Philippines. That is for you to decide. I am
+confident that when this question has been thoroughly threshed out, you
+will come to the right decision. I will say this: China must have a
+neighbor; and it is my humble opinion that it is better to have a good
+neighbor than an indifferent one.
+
+Should your country decide to keep the Philippines, what would be the
+consequences? A large trade has been carried on for centuries between
+those islands and China. Your trade would be greatly increased and to
+your benefit. Aside from this the American trade in China has been
+increasing largely in the last few years. I have often been asked
+whether we Chinamen are friendly to America. To show you how friendly we
+are, I will tell you that we call your nation a "flowery flag" and that
+we call your people "handsome." Such phrases clearly show that we are
+favorably disposed toward you. If we did not like you, we would not have
+given you such nice names. The officials of China, as well as the
+people, like Americans, and our relations, officially and commercially,
+are cordial.
+
+There is, however, one disturbing element--one unsatisfactory feature--I
+refer to your Chinese Immigration law. Your people do not know and do
+not understand my people. You have judged all of my people from the
+Chinese in California. Your Chinese exclusion law has now been in
+operation for fifteen or sixteen years, but it cannot be said to have
+been satisfactory even to yourselves. Those laws were intended to keep
+the Chinese cheap labor out of your country, but they have also kept out
+the better class of my countrymen whom I am satisfied the laws did not
+intend to exclude. I desire to throw no blame on any of your officials
+for their zeal in enforcing the laws. They simply do their duty. But I
+want to point out to you that those laws do not bring about the results
+intended by your legislators. Besides, their existence gives the
+impression in our country that your people do not like our people. I
+personally know that is not so, but I would like to see this disturbing
+element removed by a modification of the laws. Once remove that
+disturbing element and our people would welcome your Americans to China
+with open arms.
+
+As to the character of our people I can refer you only to those who have
+been in China. I will refer you to the opinion of a man who for a great
+many years was in China at the head of the Hong-Kong and Shanghai Bank.
+After twenty-five years' service, he resigned, and on the eve of his
+departure he was given a banquet by foreigners, not by Chinese, mind;
+and in the course of his speech he went out of his way to speak of his
+relations with Chinese merchants. As I remember, the substance of his
+speech was that during all those years in China, he had had dealings
+with Chinese merchants aggregating hundreds of millions of dollars, and
+he said that, large as were those dealings, he had never lost a cent
+through any Chinese merchant. That testimony was given unsolicited by a
+man long resident in China, and shows indisputably the character of our
+merchants.
+
+Now that you have become our neighbor, and if you want to deal with
+China, here is the class of people you have to deal with; and if you see
+your way clear to modify the only obstacle that now stands in the way of
+respectable Chinese coming here, and doing away with the false
+impression in the minds of our people, I have no doubt that such a step
+would redound to the benefit of both parties. If you look at the returns
+furnished by your consuls or by our customs returns, you will find that
+your trade in China has increased to a remarkable degree. China is
+constructing a railway from north to south, and she is practically an
+open door for your trade purposes. There is a great field for you there;
+and with all our people favorably disposed toward you, I am sure you
+will receive further benefits through the means of still further
+increased trade. [Loud applause.]
+
+
+
+
+WALTER WYMAN
+
+
+SONS OF THE REVOLUTION
+
+ [Speech of Surgeon-General Walter Wyman at the banquet given in
+ Washington, D. C., February 22, 1900, by the Society of the Sons of
+ the Revolution in the District of Columbia.]
+
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:--In behalf of the Society of the Sons of
+the Revolution in the District of Columbia it becomes my pleasant duty
+to bid you welcome on this occasion, the anniversary of the birthday of
+George Washington, the Father of his country.
+
+The Society of the Sons of the Revolution was founded in 1883, in New
+York, its purpose, as expressed by the Constitution, being "to
+perpetuate the memory of the men, who, in the military, naval, and civic
+service of the Colonies and of the Continental Congress, by their acts
+and counsel achieved the independence of the Country." The New York
+Society, to be historically correct, was instituted February 22, 1876,
+but was reorganized in 1883, when the General Society was formed. State
+Societies were subsequently formed in Alabama, California, Colorado,
+Connecticut, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana,
+Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri,
+Montana, New Hampshire, New Jersey, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio,
+Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia,
+State of Washington, and West Virginia, there being, therefore,
+thirty-one State Societies, with a total membership of 6,031. The
+District of Columbia Society was formed in 1889, and now numbers over
+two hundred and fifty members.
+
+The object of these Societies is not, as some may imagine, to indulge a
+pride of ancestry, or to establish exclusive organizations with a
+membership dependent upon the deeds of forefathers for its own
+distinction, but rather to encourage and stimulate a desire for
+knowledge of the problems which were presented to, and the circumstances
+which confronted our revolutionary forefathers; to study their courage
+and wisdom in council and their valor in war, which resulted in the
+establishment of a Republic, the most potent in the history of the
+world.
+
+The illumination of the past is useless unless its rays are made to
+penetrate into the present, bestowing guidance and confidence. The
+records of our forefathers, therefore, are brought forth and published
+to the world, chiefly to stimulate ourselves to like courage and
+devotion should occasion arise.
+
+The patriotism displayed by both the North and the South during the War
+of the Rebellion, and the patriotism displayed during the recent
+Spanish-American War, are evidences that true American spirit is as
+strong to-day as it was in the days which gave birth to our Republic.
+The associations now in existence, having their origin in the War of the
+Rebellion and the Spanish-American War, are similar in their aim and
+objects to the Society of the Sons of the Revolution. This Society seeks
+to preserve the records of the founders of the Republic, to cause these
+records to be published and preserved in permanent form--not only those
+which are to be found in the archives of the Nation and of the States,
+but fragmentary facts of vast interest, in the hands of private
+individuals, which would otherwise become lost or forgotten. It erects
+monuments to commemorate the lives of distinguished men, and mural
+tablets to signalize important events; it establishes prize essays for
+competition among school children on subjects relating to the American
+Revolution, and seeks to inspire respect and affection for the flag of
+the Union.
+
+The numerous celebrations and excursions to points of historical
+interest, of the District of Columbia Society, within the past ten
+years, must still be fresh in the minds of many among this audience.
+Each Fourth of July, each Washington's Birthday, as well as on other
+occasions within the past ten years, has this Society indulged in
+patriotic celebration. The celebration of to-day is of peculiar
+significance. Questions, second only in importance to those which
+confronted Washington, are before us. The Nation is entering upon a
+career of influence and beneficence which even Washington never dreamed
+of. Questions of government, involving the rights of men, the
+responsibilities of the strong in their relations to the weak, the
+promulgation of freedom without license, are problems facing the
+American Congress and the people to-day. The force of events has
+extended the responsibility of these United States to Cuba, Porto Rico,
+Hawaii, the Philippines, Guam, and Samoa.
+
+During the events of the past two years every thinking man and woman
+must have been impressed by the gravity of the problems with which our
+present Chief Executive has been forced to grapple: problems that have
+demanded of him many of the great qualities which distinguished our
+first President. These problems involved a steady adherence to what is
+right, a lofty patriotism sinking the individual in the consideration of
+the public good. Firmness before the enemy, buoyancy and strength before
+friends, and humility before the Creator who disposes of all things.
+These are elements of character which not only distinguished George
+Washington, but which I am only echoing public sentiment in saying
+likewise have distinguished our present Chief Executive, and inspired an
+affection for and a confidence in the name of William McKinley.
+
+It is peculiarly befitting at this time, therefore, to study those
+characteristics of great men which enable them to meet great emergencies
+and at the same time preserve their own simplicity and nobility of
+character untainted by selfishness. Of the living we may not speak too
+freely, but every act and sentiment of him "who by his unwearied
+exertions in the cabinet and in the field achieved for us the glorious
+revolution," is ours for contemplation and comment. Both time and place
+are singularly appropriate. In this city bearing his name, facing the
+noble shaft erected to his memory, within the territory which he most
+frequented, and almost in sight of his stately home on the Potomac, it
+is befitting that we here celebrate his natal day. [Prolonged applause.]
+
+
+
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[1] Robert G. Ingersoll.
+
+[2] Jay Gould.
+
+[3] TRANSLATION.--Will you kindly allow me to make my speech in
+French? If I address you in a tongue that I do not speak, and that no
+one here understands, I must lay the entire blame on that unfortunate
+example of Mr. Coudert. What I desire to say is--
+
+[4] TRANSLATION.--When the heart is full it overflows, and this
+evening my heart is full of France, but--
+
+[5] Henry W. Grady.
+
+[6] Glaucopis.
+
+[7] Allusion to John T. Hoffman, who occupied the post of Recorder
+previous to his election as Mayor.
+
+[8] Mrs. Ripley.
+
+[9] Charles Cotesworth Beaman.
+
+[10] Horace Porter.
+
+[11] Harriet Beecher Stowe, died July 1, 1896.
+
+[12] Abraham Lincoln.
+
+[13] Professor Woodrow Wilson was, at the suggestion of the retiring
+president (Francis Landey Patton) of Princeton University, unanimously
+elected to fill his place as president, June 9, 1902.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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