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+A Prince of Bohemia
+
+by Honore de Balzac
+
+Translated by Clara Bell and others
+
+
+
+
+DEDICATION
+
+ To Henri Heine.
+
+ I inscribe this to you, my dear Heine, to you that represent in
+ Paris the ideas and poetry of Germany, in Germany the lively and
+ witty criticism of France; for you better than any other will know
+ whatsoever this Study may contain of criticism and of jest, of
+ love and truth.
+
+DE BALZAC.
+
+
+
+
+A PRINCE OF BOHEMIA
+
+
+
+"My dear friend," said Mme. de la Baudraye, drawing a pile of
+manuscript from beneath her sofa cushion, "will you pardon me in our
+present straits for making a short story of something which you told
+me a few weeks ago?"
+
+"Anything is fair in these times. Have you not seen writers serving up
+their own hearts to the public, or very often their mistress' hearts
+when invention fails? We are coming to this, dear; we shall go in
+quest of adventures, not so much for the pleasure of them as for the
+sake of having the story to tell afterwards."
+
+"After all, you and the Marquise de Rochefide have paid the rent, and
+I do not think, from the way things are going here, that I ever pay
+yours."
+
+"Who knows? Perhaps the same good luck that befell Mme. de Rochefide
+may come to you."
+
+"Do you call it good luck to go back to one's husband?"
+
+"No; only great luck. Come, I am listening."
+
+And Mme. de la Baudraye read as follows:
+
+ "Scene--a splendid salon in the Rue de Chartres-du-Roule. One of
+ the most famous writers of the day discovered sitting on a settee
+ beside a very illustrious Marquise, with whom he is on such terms
+ of intimacy, as a man has a right to claim when a woman singles
+ him out and keeps him at her side as a complacent /souffre-
+ douleur/ rather than a makeshift."
+
+"Well," says she, "have you found those letters of which you spoke
+yesterday? You said that you could not tell me all about /him/ without
+them?"
+
+"Yes, I have them."
+
+"It is your turn to speak; I am listening like a child when his mother
+begins the tale of /Le Grand Serpentin Vert/."
+
+"I count the young man in question in that group of our acquaintances
+which we are wont to style our friends. He comes of a good family; he
+is a man of infinite parts and ill-luck, full of excellent
+dispositions and most charming conversation; young as he is, he is
+seen much, and while awaiting better things, he dwells in Bohemia.
+Bohemianism, which by rights should be called the doctrine of the
+Boulevard des Italiens, finds its recruits among young men between
+twenty and thirty, all of them men of genius in their way, little
+known, it is true, as yet, but sure of recognition one day, and when
+that day comes, of great distinction. They are distinguished as it is
+at carnival time, when their exuberant wit, repressed for the rest of
+the year, finds a vent in more or less ingenious buffoonery.
+
+"What times we live in! What an irrational central power which allows
+such tremendous energies to run to waste! There are diplomatists in
+Bohemia quite capable of overturning Russia's designs, if they but
+felt the power of France at their backs. There are writers,
+administrators, soldiers, and artists in Bohemia; every faculty, every
+kind of brain is represented there. Bohemia is a microcosm. If the
+Czar would buy Bohemia for a score of millions and set its population
+down in Odessa--always supposing that they consented to leave the
+asphalt of the boulevards--Odessa would be Paris with the year. In
+Bohemia, you find the flower doomed to wither and come to nothing; the
+flower of the wonderful young manhood of France, so sought after by
+Napoleon and Louis XIV., so neglected for the last thirty years by the
+modern Gerontocracy that is blighting everything else--that splendid
+young manhood of whom a witness so little prejudiced as Professor
+Tissot wrote, 'On all sides the Emperor employed a younger generation
+in every way worthy of him; in his councils, in the general
+administration, in negotiations bristling with difficulties or full of
+danger, in the government of conquered countries; and in all places
+Youth responded to his demands upon it. Young men were for Napoleon
+the /missi hominici/ of Charlemagne.'
+
+"The word Bohemia tells you everything. Bohemia has nothing and lives
+upon what it has. Hope is its religion; faith (in oneself) its creed;
+and charity is supposed to be its budget. All these young men are
+greater than their misfortune; they are under the feet of Fortune, yet
+more than equal to Fate. Always ready to mount and ride an /if/, witty
+as a /feuilleton/, blithe as only those can be that are deep in debt
+and drink deep to match, and finally--for here I come to my point--hot
+lovers and what lovers! Picture to yourself Lovelace, and Henri
+Quatre, and the Regent, and Werther, and Saint-Preux, and Rene, and
+the Marechal de Richelieu--think of all these in a single man, and you
+will have some idea of their way of love. What lovers! Eclectic of all
+things in love, they will serve up a passion to a woman's order; their
+hearts are like a bill of fare in a restaurant. Perhaps they have
+never read Stendhal's /De l'Amour/, but unconsciously they put it in
+practice. They have by heart their chapters--Love-Taste, Love-Passion,
+Love-Caprice, Love-Crystalized, and more than all, Love-Transient. All
+is good in their eyes. They invented the burlesque axiom, 'In the
+sight of man, all women are equal.' The actual text is more vigorously
+worded, but as in my opinion the spirit is false, I do not stand nice
+upon the letter.
+
+"My friend, madame, is named Gabriel Jean Anne Victor Benjamin George
+Ferdinand Charles Edward Rusticoli, Comte de la Palferine. The
+Rusticolis came to France with Catherine de Medici, having been ousted
+about that time from their infinitesimal Tuscan sovereignty. They are
+distantly related to the house of Este, and connected by marriage to
+the Guises. On the day of Saint-Bartholomew they slew a goodly number
+of Protestants, and Charles IX. bestowed the hand of the heiress of
+the Comte de la Palferine upon the Rusticoli of that time. The Comte,
+however, being a part of the confiscated lands of the Duke of Savoy,
+was repurchased by Henri IV. when that great king so far blundered as
+to restore the fief; and in exchange, the Rusticoli--who had borne
+arms long before the Medici bore them to-wit, /argent/ a cross flory
+/azure/ (the cross flower-de-luced by letters patent granted by
+Charles IX.), and a count's coronet, with two peasants for supporters
+with the motto IN HOC SIGNO VINCIMUS--the Rusticoli, I repeat,
+retained their title, and received a couple of offices under the crown
+with the government of a province.
+
+"From the time of the Valois till the reign of Richelieu, as it may be
+called, the Rusticoli played a most illustrious part; under Louis XIV.
+their glory waned somewhat, under Louis XV. it went out altogether. My
+friend's grandfather wasted all that was left to the once brilliant
+house with Mlle. Laguerre, whom he first discovered, and brought into
+fashion before Bouret's time. Charles Edward's own father was an
+officer without any fortune in 1789. The Revolution came to his
+assistance; he had the sense to drop his title, and became plain
+Rusticoli. Among other deeds, M. Rusticoli married a wife during the
+war in Italy, a Capponi, a goddaughter of the Countess of Albany
+(hence La Palferine's final names). Rusticoli was one of the best
+colonels in the army. The Emperor made him a commander of the Legion
+of Honor and a count. His spine was slightly curved, and his son was
+wont to say of him laughingly that he was /un comte refait
+(contrefait)/.
+
+"General Count Rusticoli, for he became a brigadier-general at
+Ratisbon and a general of the division on the field of Wagram, died at
+Vienna almost immediately after his promotion, or his name and ability
+would sooner or later have brought him the marshal's baton. Under the
+Restoration he would certainly have repaired the fortunes of a great
+and noble family so brilliant even as far back as 1100, centuries
+before they took the French title--for the Rusticoli had given a pope
+to the church and twice revolutionized the kingdom of Naples--so
+illustrious again under the Valois; so dexterous in the days of the
+Fronde, that obstinate Frondeurs though they were, they still existed
+through the reign of Louis XIV. Mazarin favored them; there was the
+Tuscan strain in them still, and he recognized it.
+
+"Today, when Charles Edward de la Palferine's name is mentioned, not
+three persons in a hundred know the history of his house. But the
+Bourbons have actually left a Foix-Grailly to live by his easel.
+
+"Ah, if you but knew how brilliantly Charles Edward accepts his
+obscure position! how he scoffs at the bourgeois of 1830! What Attic
+salt in his wit! He would be the king of Bohemia, if Bohemia would
+endure a king. His /verve/ is inexhaustible. To him we owe a map of
+the country and the names of the seven castles which Nodier could not
+discover."
+
+"The one thing wanting in one of the cleverest skits of our time,"
+said the Marquise.
+
+"You can form your own opinion of La Palferine from a few
+characteristic touches," continued Nathan. "He once came upon a friend
+of his, a fellow-Bohemian, involved in a dispute on the boulevard with
+a bourgeois who chose to consider himself affronted. To the modern
+powers that be, Bohemia is insolent in the extreme. There was talk of
+calling one another out.
+
+" 'One moment,' interposed La Palferine, as much Lauzun for the
+occasion as Lauzun himself could have been. 'One moment. Monsieur was
+born, I suppose?'
+
+" 'What, sir?'
+
+" 'Yes, are you born? What is your name?'
+
+" 'Godin.'
+
+" 'Godin, eh!' exclaimed La Palferine's friend.
+
+" 'One moment, my dear fellow,' interrupted La Palferine. 'There are
+the Trigaudins. Are you one of them?'
+
+"Astonishment.
+
+" 'No? Then you are one of the new dukes of Gaeta, I suppose, of
+imperial creation? No? Oh, well, how can you expect my friend to cross
+swords with you when he will be secretary of an embassy and ambassador
+/some day/, and you will owe him respect? /Godin!/ the thing is non-
+existent! You are a nonentity, Godin. My friend cannot be expected to
+beat the air! When one is somebody, one cannot fight with a nobody!
+Come, my dear fellow--good-day.'
+
+" 'My respects to madame,' added the friend.
+
+"Another day La Palferine was walking with a friend who flung his
+cigar end in the face of a passer-by. The recipient had the bad taste
+to resent this.
+
+" 'You have stood your antagonist's fire,' said the young Count, 'the
+witnesses declare that honor is satisfied.'
+
+"La Palferine owed his tailor a thousand francs, and the man instead
+of going himself sent his assistant to ask for the money. The
+assistant found the unfortunate debtor up six pairs of stairs at the
+back of a yard at the further end of the Faubourg du Roule. The room
+was unfurnished save for a bed (such a bed!), a table, and such a
+table! La Palferine heard the preposterous demand--'A demand which I
+should qualify as illegal,' he said when he told us the story, 'made,
+as it was, at seven o'clock in the morning.'
+
+" 'Go,' he answered, with the gesture and attitude of a Mirabeau,
+'tell your master in what condition you find me.'
+
+"The assistant apologized and withdrew. La Palferine, seeing the young
+man on the landing, rose in the attire celebrated in verse in
+/Britannicus/ to add, 'Remark the stairs! Pay particular attention to
+the stairs; do not forget to tell him about the stairs!'
+
+"In every position into which chance has thrown La Palferine, he has
+never failed to rise to the occasion. All that he does is witty and
+never in bad taste; always and in everything he displays the genius of
+Rivarol, the polished subtlety of the old French noble. It was he who
+told that delicious anecdote of a friend of Laffitte the banker. A
+national fund had been started to give back to Laffitte the mansion in
+which the Revolution of 1830 was brewed, and this friend appeared at
+the offices of the fund with, 'Here are five francs, give me a hundred
+sous change!'--A caricature was made of it.--It was once La
+Palferine's misfortune, in judicial style, to make a young girl a
+mother. The girl, not a very simple innocent, confessed all to her
+mother, a respectable matron, who hurried forthwith to La Palferine
+and asked what he meant to do.
+
+" 'Why, madame,' said he, 'I am neither a surgeon nor a midwife.'
+
+"She collapsed, but three or four years later she returned to the
+charge, still persisting in her inquiry, 'What did La Palferine mean
+to do?'
+
+" 'Well, madame,' returned he, 'when the child is seven years old, an
+age at which a boy ought to pass out of women's hands'--an indication
+of entire agreement on the mother's part--'if the child is really
+mine'--another gesture of assent--'if there is a striking likeness, if
+he bids fair to be a gentleman, if I can recognize in him my turn of
+mind, and more particularly the Rusticoli air; then, oh--ah!'--a new
+movement from the matron--'on my word and honor, I will make him a
+cornet of--sugar-plums!'
+
+"All this, if you will permit me to make use of the phraseology
+employed by M. Sainte-Beuve for his biographies of obscurities--all
+this, I repeat, is the playful and sprightly yet already somewhat
+decadent side of a strong race. It smacks rather of the Parc-aux-Cerfs
+than of the Hotel de Rambouillet. It is a race of the strong rather
+than of the sweet; I incline to lay a little debauchery to its charge,
+and more than I should wish in brilliant and generous natures; it is
+gallantry after the fashion of the Marechal de Richelieu, high spirits
+and frolic carried rather too far; perhaps we may see in it the
+/outrances/ of another age, the Eighteenth Century pushed to extremes;
+it harks back to the Musketeers; it is an exploit stolen from
+Champcenetz; nay, such light-hearted inconstancy takes us back to the
+festooned and ornate period of the old court of the Valois. In an age
+as moral as the present, we are bound to regard audacity of this kind
+sternly; still, at the same time that 'cornet of sugar-plums' may
+serve to warn young girls of the perils of lingering where fancies,
+more charming than chastened, come thickly from the first; on the rosy
+flowery unguarded slopes, where trespasses ripen into errors full of
+equivocal effervescence, into too palpitating issues. The anecdote
+puts La Palferine's genius before you in all its vivacity and
+completeness. He realizes Pascal's /entre-deux/, he comprehends the
+whole scale between tenderness and pitilessness, and, like
+Epaminondas, he is equally great in extremes. And not merely so, his
+epigram stamps the epoch; the /accoucheur/ is a modern innovation. All
+the refinements of modern civilization are summed up in the phrase. It
+is monumental."
+
+"Look here, my dear Nathan, what farrago of nonsense is this?" asked
+the Marquise in bewilderment.
+
+"Madame la Marquise," returned Nathan, "you do not know the value of
+these 'precious' phrases; I am talking Sainte-Beuve, the new kind of
+French.--I resume. Walking one day arm in arm with a friend along the
+boulevard, he was accosted by a ferocious creditor, who inquired:
+
+" 'Are you thinking of me, sir?'
+
+" 'Not the least in the world,' answered the Count.
+
+"Remark the difficulty of the position. Talleyrand, in similar
+circumstances, had already replied, 'You are very inquisitive, my dear
+fellow!' To imitate the inimitable great man was out of the question.
+--La Palferine, generous as Buckingham, could not bear to be caught
+empty-handed. One day when he had nothing to give a little Savoyard
+chimney-sweeper, he dipped a hand into a barrel of grapes in a
+grocer's doorway and filled the child's cap from it. The little one
+ate away at his grapes; the grocer began by laughing, and ended by
+holding out his hand.
+
+" 'Oh, fie! monsieur,' said La Palferine, 'your left hand ought not to
+know what my right hand doth.'
+
+"With his adventurous courage, he never refuses any odds, but there is
+wit in his bravado. In the Passage de l'Opera he chanced to meet a man
+who had spoken slightingly of him, elbowed him as he passed, and then
+turned and jostled him a second time.
+
+" 'You are very clumsy!'
+
+" 'On the contrary; I did it on purpose.'
+
+"The young man pulled out his card. La Palferine dropped it. 'It has
+been carried too long in the pocket. Be good enough to give me
+another.'
+
+"On the ground he received a thrust; blood was drawn; his antagonist
+wished to stop.
+
+" 'You are wounded, monsieur!'
+
+" 'I disallow the /botte/,' said La Palferine, as coolly as if he had
+been in the fencing-saloon; then as he riposted (sending the point
+home this time), he added, 'There is the right thrust, monsieur!'
+
+"His antagonist kept his bed for six months.
+
+"This, still following on M. Sainte-Beuve's tracks, recalls the
+/raffines/, the fine-edged raillery of the best days of the monarchy.
+In this speech you discern an untrammeled but drifting life; a gaiety
+of imagination that deserts us when our first youth is past. The prime
+of the blossom is over, but there remains the dry compact seed with
+the germs of life in it, ready against the coming winter. Do you not
+see that these things are symptoms of something unsatisfied, of an
+unrest impossible to analyze, still less to describe, yet not
+incomprehensible; a something ready to break out if occasion calls
+into flying upleaping flame? It is the /accidia/ of the cloister; a
+trace of sourness, of ferment engendered by the enforced stagnation of
+youthful energies, a vague, obscure melancholy."
+
+"That will do," said the Marquise; "you are giving me a mental shower
+bath."
+
+"It is the early afternoon languor. If a man has nothing to do, he
+will sooner get into mischief than do nothing at all; this invariably
+happens in France. Youth at present day has two sides to it; the
+studious or unappreciated, and the ardent or /passionne/."
+
+"That will do!" repeated Mme. de Rochefide, with an authoritative
+gesture. "You are setting my nerves on edge."
+
+"To finish my portrait of La Palferine, I hasten to make the plunge
+into the gallant regions of his character, or you will not understand
+the peculiar genius of an admirable representative of a certain
+section of mischievous youth--youth strong enough, be it said, to
+laugh at the position in which it is put by those in power; shrewd
+enough to do no work, since work profiteth nothing; yet so full of
+life that it fastens upon pleasure--the one thing that cannot be taken
+away. And meanwhile a bourgeois, mercantile, and bigoted policy
+continues to cut off all the sluices through which so much aptitude
+and ability would find an outlet. Poets and men of science are not
+wanted.
+
+"To give you an idea of the stupidity of the new court, I will tell
+you of something which happened to La Palferine. There is a sort of
+relieving officer on the civil list. This functionary one day
+discovered that La Palferine was in dire distress, drew up a report,
+no doubt, and brought the descendant of the Rusticolis fifty francs by
+way of alms. La Palferine received the visitor with perfect courtesy,
+and talked of various persons at court.
+
+" 'Is it true,' he asked, 'that Mlle. d'Orleans contributes such and
+such a sum to this benevolent scheme started by her nephew? If so, it
+is very gracious of her.'
+
+"Now La Palferine had a servant, a little Savoyard, aged ten, who
+waited on him without wages. La Palferine called him Father Anchises,
+and used to say, 'I have never seen such a mixture of besotted
+foolishness with great intelligence; he would go through fire and
+water for me; he understands everything--and yet he cannot grasp the
+fact that I can do nothing for him.'
+
+"Anchises was despatched to a livery stable with instructions to hire
+a handsome brougham with a man in livery behind it. By the time the
+carriage arrived below, La Palferine had skilfully piloted the
+conversation to the subject of the functions of his visitor, whom he
+has since called 'the unmitigated misery man,' and learned the nature
+of his duties and his stipend.
+
+" 'Do they allow you a carriage to go about the town in this way?'
+
+" 'Oh! no.'
+
+"At that La Palferine and a friend who happened to be with him went
+downstairs with the poor soul, and insisted on putting him into the
+carriage. It was raining in torrents. La Palferine had thought of
+everything. He offered to drive the official to the next house on his
+list; and when the almoner came down again, he found the carriage
+waiting for him at the door. The man in livery handed him a note
+written in pencil:
+
+ " 'The carriage has been engaged for three days. Count Rusticoli
+ de la Palferine is too happy to associate himself with Court
+ charities by lending wings to Royal beneficence.'
+
+"La Palferine now calls the civil list the uncivil list.
+
+"He was once passionately loved by a lady of somewhat light conduct.
+Antonia lived in the Rue du Helder; she had seen and been seen to some
+extent, but at the time of her acquaintance with La Palferine she had
+not yet 'an establishment.' Antonia was not wanting in the insolence
+of old days, now degenerating into rudeness among women of her class.
+After a fortnight of unmixed bliss, she was compelled, in the interest
+of her civil list, to return to a less exclusive system; and La
+Palferine, discovering a certain lack of sincerity in her dealings
+with him, sent Madame Antonia a note which made her famous.
+
+ " 'MADAME,--Your conduct causes me much surprise and no less
+ distress. Not content with rending my heart with your disdain, you
+ have been so little thoughtful as to retain a toothbrush, which my
+ means will not permit me to replace, my estates being mortgaged
+ beyond their value.
+
+ " 'Adieu, too fair and too ungrateful friend! May we meet again in
+ a better world.
+
+" 'CHARLES EDWARD.'
+
+
+"Assuredly (to avail ourselves yet further of Sainte-Beuve's
+Babylonish dialect), this far outpasses the raillery of Sterne's
+/Sentimental Journey/; it might be Scarron without his grossness. Nay,
+I do not know but that Moliere in his lighter mood would not have said
+of it, as of Cyrano de Bergerac's best--'This is mine.' Richelieu
+himself was not more complete when he wrote to the princess waiting
+for him in the Palais Royal--'Stay there, my queen, to charm the
+scullion lads.' At the same time, Charles Edward's humor is less
+biting. I am not sure that this kind of wit was known among the Greeks
+and Romans. Plato, possibly, upon a closer inspection approaches it,
+but from the austere and musical side--"
+
+"No more of that jargon," the Marquise broke in, "in print it may be
+endurable; but to have it grating upon my ears is a punishment which I
+do not in the least deserve."
+
+"He first met Claudine on this wise," continued Nathan. "It was one of
+the unfilled days, when Youth is a burden to itself; days when youth,
+reduced by the overweening presumption of Age to a condition of
+potential energy and dejection, emerges therefrom (like Blondet under
+the Restoration), either to get into mischief or to set about some
+colossal piece of buffoonery, half excused by the very audacity of its
+conception. La Palferine was sauntering, cane in hand, up and down the
+pavement between the Rue de Grammont and the Rue de Richelieu, when in
+the distance he descried a woman too elegantly dressed, covered, as he
+phrased it, with a great deal of portable property, too expensive and
+too carelessly worn for its owner to be other than a princess of the
+court or of the stage, it was not easy at first to say which. But
+after July 1830, in his opinion, there is no mistaking the indications
+--the princess can only be a princess of the stage.
+
+"The Count came up and walked by her side as if she had given him an
+assignation. He followed her with a courteous persistence, a
+persistence in good taste, giving the lady from time to time, and
+always at the right moment, an authoritative glance, which compelled
+her to submit to his escort. Anybody but La Palferine would have been
+frozen by his reception, and disconcerted by the lady's first efforts
+to rid herself of her cavalier, by her chilly air, her curt speeches;
+but no gravity, with all the will in the world, could hold out long
+against La Palferine's jesting replies. The fair stranger went into
+her milliner's shop. Charles Edward followed, took a seat, and gave
+his opinions and advice like a man that meant to pay. This coolness
+disturbed the lady. She went out.
+
+"On the stairs she spoke to her persecutor.
+
+" 'Monsieur, I am about to call upon one of my husband's relatives, an
+elderly lady, Mme. de Bonfalot--'
+
+" 'Ah! Mme. de Bonfalot, charmed, I am sure. I am going there.'
+
+"The pair accordingly went. Charles Edward came in with the lady,
+every one believed that she had brought him with her. He took part in
+the conversation, was lavish of his polished and brilliant wit. The
+visit lengthened out. That was not what he wanted.
+
+" 'Madame,' he said, addressing the fair stranger, 'do not forget that
+your husband is waiting for us, and only allowed us a quarter of an
+hour.'
+
+"Taken aback by such boldness (which, as you know, is never
+displeasing to you women), led captive by the conqueror's glance, by
+the astute yet candid air which Charles Edward can assume when he
+chooses, the lady rose, took the arm of her self-constituted escort,
+and went downstairs, but on the threshold she stopped to speak to him.
+
+" 'Monsieur, I like a joke----'
+
+" 'And so do I.'
+
+"She laughed.
+
+" 'But this may turn to earnest,' he added; 'it only rests with you. I
+am the Comte de la Palferine, and I am delighted that it is in my
+power to lay my heart and my fortune at your feet.'
+
+"La Palferine was at that time twenty-two years old. (This happened in
+1834.) Luckily for him, he was fashionably dressed. I can paint his
+portrait for you in a few words. He was the living image of Louis
+XIII., with the same white forehead and gracious outline of the
+temples, the same olive skin (that Italian olive tint which turns
+white where the light falls on it), the brown hair worn rather long,
+the black 'royale,' the grave and melancholy expression, for La
+Palferine's character and exterior were amazingly at variance.
+
+"At the sound of the name, and the sight of its owner, something like
+a quiver thrilled through Claudine. La Palferine saw the vibration,
+and shot a glance at her out of the dark depths of almond-shaped eyes
+with purpled lids, and those faint lines about them which tell of
+pleasures as costly as painful fatigue. With those eyes upon her, she
+said--'Your address?'
+
+" 'What want of address!'
+
+" 'Oh, pshaw!' she said, smiling. 'A bird on the bough?'
+
+" 'Good-bye, madame, you are such a woman as I seek, but my fortune is
+far from equaling my desire----'
+
+"He bowed, and there and then left her. Two days later, by one of the
+strange chances that can only happen in Paris, he had betaken himself
+to a money-lending wardrobe dealer to sell such of his clothing as he
+could spare. He was just receiving the price with an uneasy air, after
+long chaffering, when the stranger lady passed and recognized him.
+
+" 'Once for all,' cried he to the bewildered wardrobe dealer, 'I tell
+you I am not going to take your trumpet!'
+
+"He pointed to a huge, much-dinted musical instrument, hanging up
+outside against a background of uniforms, civil and military. Then,
+proudly and impetuously, he followed the lady.
+
+"From that great day of the trumpet these two understood one another
+to admiration. Charles Edward's ideas on the subject of love are as
+sound as possible. According to him, a man cannot love twice, there is
+but one love in his lifetime, but that love is a deep and shoreless
+sea. It may break in upon him at any time, as the grace of God found
+St. Paul; and a man may live sixty years and never know love. Perhaps,
+to quote Heine's superb phrase, it is 'the secret malady of the heart'
+--a sense of the Infinite that there is within us, together with the
+revelation of the ideal Beauty in its visible form. This love, in
+short, comprehends both the creature and creation. But so long as
+there is no question of this great poetical conception, the loves that
+cannot last can only be taken lightly, as if they were in a manner
+snatches of song compared with Love the epic.
+
+"To Charles Edward the adventure brought neither the thunderbolt
+signal of love's coming, nor yet that gradual revelation of an inward
+fairness which draws two natures by degrees more and more strongly
+each to each. For there are but two ways of love--love at first sight,
+doubtless akin to the Highland 'second-sight,' and that slow fusion of
+two natures which realizes Plato's 'man-woman.' But if Charles Edward
+did not love, he was loved to distraction. Claudine found love made
+complete, body and soul; in her, in short, La Palferine awakened the
+one passion of her life; while for him Claudine was only a most
+charming mistress. The Devil himself, a most potent magician
+certainly, with all hell at his back, could never have changed the
+natures of these two unequal fires. I dare affirm that Claudine not
+unfrequently bored Charles Edward.
+
+" 'Stale fish and the woman you do not love are only fit to fling out
+of the window after three days,' he used to say.
+
+"In Bohemia there is little secrecy observed over these affairs. La
+Palferine used to talk a good deal of Claudine; but, at the same time,
+none of us saw her, nor so much as knew her name. For us Claudine was
+almost a mythical personage. All of us acted in the same way,
+reconciling the requirements of our common life with the rules of good
+taste. Claudine, Hortense, the Baroness, the Bourgeoise, the Empress,
+the Spaniard, the Lioness,--these were cryptic titles which permitted
+us to pour out our joys, our cares, vexations, and hopes, and to
+communicate our discoveries. Further, none of us went. It has been
+shown, in Bohemia, that chance discovered the identity of the fair
+unknown; and at once, as by tacit convention, not one of us spoke of
+her again. This fact may show how far youth possesses a sense of true
+delicacy. How admirably certain natures of a finer clay know the limit
+line where jest must end, and all that host of things French covered
+by the slang word /blague/, a word which will shortly be cast out of
+the language (let us hope), and yet it is the only one which conveys
+an idea of the spirit of Bohemia.
+
+"So we often used to joke about Claudine and the Count--'/Toujours
+Claudine?/' sung to the air of /Toujours Gessle/.--'What are you
+making of Claudine?'--'How is Claudine?'
+
+" 'I wish you all such a mistress, for all the harm I wish you,' La
+Palferine began one day. 'No greyhound, no basset-dog, no poodle can
+match her in gentleness, submissiveness, and complete tenderness.
+There are times when I reproach myself, when I take myself to task for
+my hard heart. Claudine obeys with saintly sweetness. She comes to me,
+I tell her to go, she goes, she does not even cry till she is out in
+the courtyard. I refuse to see her for a whole week at a time. I tell
+her to come at such an hour on Tuesday; and be it midnight or six
+o'clock in the morning, ten o'clock, five o'clock, breakfast time,
+dinner time, bed time, any particularly inconvenient hour in the day--
+she will come, punctual to the minute, beautiful, beautifully dressed,
+and enchanting. And she is a married woman, with all the complications
+and duties of a household. The fibs that she must invent, the reasons
+she must find for conforming to my whims would tax the ingenuity of
+some of us! . . . Claudine never wearies; you can always count upon
+her. It is not love, I tell her, it is infatuation. She writes to me
+every day; I do not read her letters; she found that out, but still
+she writes. See here; there are two hundred letters in this casket.
+She begs me to wipe my razors on one of her letters every day, and I
+punctually do so. She thinks, and rightly, that the sight of her
+handwriting will put me in mind of her.'
+
+"La Palferine was dressing as he told us this. I took up the letter
+which he was about to put to this use, read it, and kept it, as he did
+not ask to have it back. Here it is. I looked for it, and found it as
+I promised.
+
+
+"/Monday (Midnight)./
+
+ " 'Well, my dear, are you satisfied with me? I did not even ask
+ for your hand, yet you might easily have given it to me, and I
+ longed so much to hold it to my heart, to my lips. No, I did not
+ ask, I am so afraid of displeasing you. Do you know one thing?
+ Though I am cruelly sure that anything I do is a matter of perfect
+ indifference to you, I am none the less extremely timid in my
+ conduct: the woman that belongs to you, whatever her title to call
+ herself yours, must not incur so much as the shadow of blame. In
+ so far as love comes from the angels in heaven, from whom are no
+ secrets hid, my love is as pure as the purest; wherever I am I
+ feel that I am in your presence, and I try to do you honor.
+
+ " 'All that you said about my manner of dress impressed me very
+ much; I began to understand how far above others are those that
+ come of a noble race. There was still something of the opera girl
+ in my gowns, in my way of dressing my hair. In a moment I saw the
+ distance between me and good taste. Next time you will receive a
+ duchess, you shall not know me again! Ah! how good you have been
+ to your Claudine! How many and many a time I have thanked you for
+ telling me those things! What interest lay in those few words! You
+ have taken thought for that thing belonging to you called
+ Claudine? /This/ imbecile would never have opened my eyes; he
+ thinks that everything I do is right; and besides, he is much too
+ humdrum, too matter-of-fact to have any feeling for the beautiful.
+
+ " 'Tuesday is very slow of coming for my impatient mind! On
+ Tuesday I shall be with you for several hours. Ah! when it comes I
+ will try to think that the hours are months, that it will be so
+ always. I am living in hope of that morning now, as I shall live
+ upon the memory of it afterwards. Hope is memory that craves; and
+ recollection, memory sated. What a beautiful life within life
+ thought makes for us in this way!
+
+ " 'Sometimes I dream of inventing new ways of tenderness all my
+ own, a secret which no other woman shall guess. A cold sweat
+ breaks out over me at the thought that something may happen to
+ prevent this morning. Oh, I would break with /him/ for good, if
+ need was, but nothing here could possibly interfere; it would be
+ from your side. Perhaps you may decide to go out, perhaps to go to
+ see some other woman. Oh! spare me this Tuesday for pity's sake.
+ If you take it from me, Charles, you do not know what /he/ will
+ suffer; I should drive him wild. But even if you do not want me,
+ or you are going out, let me come, all the same, to be with you
+ while you dress; only to see you, I ask no more than that; only to
+ show you that I love you without a thought of self.
+
+ " 'Since you gave me leave to love you, for you gave me leave,
+ since I am yours; since that day I loved and love you with the
+ whole strength of my soul; and I shall love you for ever, for once
+ having loved /you/, no one could, no one ought to love another.
+ And, you see, when those eyes that ask nothing but to see you are
+ upon you, you will feel that in your Claudine there is a something
+ divine, called into existence by you.
+
+ " 'Alas! with you I can never play the coquette. I am like a
+ mother with her child; I endure anything from you; I, that was
+ once so imperious and proud. I have made dukes and princes fetch
+ and carry for me; aides-de-camp, worth more than all the court of
+ Charles X. put together, have done my errands, yet I am treating
+ you as my spoilt child. But where is the use of coquetry? It would
+ be pure waste. And yet, monsieur, for want of coquetry I shall
+ never inspire love in you. I know it; I feel it; yet I do as
+ before, feeling a power that I cannot withstand, thinking that
+ this utter self-surrender will win me the sentiment innate in all
+ men (so /he/ tells me) for the thing that belongs to them.
+
+
+"/Wednesday/.
+
+ " 'Ah! how darkly sadness entered my heart yesterday when I found
+ that I must give up the joy of seeing you. One single thought held
+ me back from the arms of Death!--It was thy will! To stay away was
+ to do thy will, to obey an order from thee. Oh! Charles, I was so
+ pretty; I looked a lovelier woman for you than that beautiful
+ German princess whom you gave me for an example, whom I have
+ studied at the Opera. And yet--you might have thought that I had
+ overstepped the limits of my nature. You have left me no
+ confidence in myself; perhaps I am plain after all. Oh! I loathe
+ myself, I dream of my radiant Charles Edward, and my brain turns.
+ I shall go mad, I know I shall. Do not laugh, do not talk to me of
+ the fickleness of women. If we are inconstant, /you/ are strangely
+ capricious. You take away the hours of love that made a poor
+ creature's happiness for ten whole days; the hours on which she
+ drew to be charming and kind to all that came to see her! After
+ all, you were the source of my kindness to /him/; you do not know
+ what pain you give him. I wonder what I must do to keep you, or
+ simply to keep the right to be yours sometimes. . . . When I think
+ that you never would come here to me! . . . With what delicious
+ emotion I would wait upon you!--There are other women more favored
+ than I. There are women to whom you say, 'I love you.' To me you
+ have never said more than 'You are a good girl.' Certain speeches
+ of yours, though you do not know it, gnaw at my heart. Clever men
+ sometimes ask me what I am thinking. . . . I am thinking of my
+ self-abasement--the prostration of the poorest outcast in the
+ presence of the Saviour.
+
+"There are still three more pages, you see. La Palferine allowed me to
+take the letter, with the traces of tears that still seemed hot upon
+it! Here was proof of the truth of his story. Marcas, a shy man enough
+with women, was in ecstacies over a second which he read in his corner
+before lighting his pipe with it.
+
+" 'Why, any woman in love will write that sort of thing!' cried La
+Palferine. 'Love gives all women intelligence and style, which proves
+that here in France style proceeds from the matter and not from the
+words. See now how well this is thought out, how clear-headed
+sentiment is'--and with that he reads us another letter, far superior
+to the artificial and labored productions which we novelists write.
+
+"One day poor Claudine heard that La Palferine was in a critical
+position; it was a question of meeting a bill of exchange. An unlucky
+idea occurred to her; she put a tolerably large sum in gold into an
+exquisitely embroidered purse and went to him.
+
+" 'Who has taught you as to be so bold as to meddle with my household
+affairs?' La Palferine cried angrily. 'Mend my socks and work slippers
+for me, if it amuses you. So!--you will play the duchess, and you turn
+the story of Danae against the aristocracy.'
+
+"He emptied the purse into his hand as he spoke, and made as though he
+would fling the money in her face. Claudine, in her terror, did not
+guess that he was joking; she shrank back, stumbled over a chair, and
+fell with her head against the corner of the marble chimney-piece. She
+thought she should have died. When she could speak, poor woman, as she
+lay on the bed, all that she said was, 'I deserved it, Charles!'
+
+"For a moment La Palferine was in despair; his anguish revived
+Claudine. She rejoiced in the mishap; she took advantage of her
+suffering to compel La Palferine to take the money and release him
+from an awkward position. Then followed a variation on La Fontaine's
+fable, in which a man blesses the thieves that brought him a sudden
+impulse of tenderness from his wife. And while we are upon this
+subject, another saying will paint the man for you.
+
+"Claudine went home again, made up some kind of tale as best she could
+to account for her bruised forehead, and fell dangerously ill. An
+abscess formed in the head. The doctor--Bianchon, I believe--yes, it
+was Bianchon--wanted to cut off her hair. The Duchesse de Berri's hair
+is not more beautiful than Claudine's; she would not hear of it, she
+told Bianchon in confidence that she could not allow it to be cut
+without leave from the Comte de Palferine. Bianchon went to Charles
+Edward. Charles Edward heard him with much seriousness. The doctor had
+explained the case at length, and showed that it was absolutely
+necessary to sacrifice the hair to insure the success of the
+operation.
+
+" 'Cut off Claudine's hair!' cried he in peremptory tones. 'No. I
+would sooner lose her.'
+
+"Even now, after a lapse of four years, Bianchon still quotes that
+speech; we have laughed over it for half an hour together. Claudine,
+informed of the verdict, saw in it a proof of affections; she felt
+sure that she was loved. In the face of her weeping family, with her
+husband on his knees, she was inexorable. She kept the hair. The
+strength that came with the belief that she was loved came to her aid,
+the operation succeeded perfectly. There are stirrings of the inner
+life which throw all the calculations of surgery into disorder and
+baffle the laws of medical science.
+
+"Claudine wrote a delicious letter to La Palferine, a letter in which
+the orthography was doubtful and the punctuation all to seek, to tell
+him of the happy result of the operation, and to add that Love was
+wiser than all the sciences.
+
+" 'Now,' said La Palferine one day, 'what am I to do to get rid of
+Claudine?'
+
+" 'Why, she is not at all troublesome; she leaves you master of your
+actions,' objected we.
+
+" 'That is true,' returned La Palferine, 'but I do not choose that
+anything shall slip into my life without my consent.'
+
+"From that day he set himself to torment Claudine. It seemed that he
+held the bourgeoise, the nobody, in utter horror; nothing would
+satisfy him but a woman with a title. Claudine, it was true, had made
+progress; she had learned to dress as well as the best-dressed woman
+of the Faubourg Saint-Germain; she had freed her bearing of the
+unhallowed traces; she walked with a chastened, inimitable grace; but
+this was not enough. This praise of her enabled Claudine to swallow
+down the rest.
+
+"But one day La Palferine said, 'If you wish to be the mistress of one
+La Palferine, poor, penniless, and without prospects as he is, you
+ought at least to represent him worthily. You should have a carriage
+and liveried servants and a title. Give me all the gratifications of
+vanity that will never be mine in my own person. The woman whom I
+honor with my regard ought never to go on foot; if she is bespattered
+with mud, I suffer. That is how I am made. If she is mine, she must be
+admired of all Paris. All Paris shall envy me my good fortune. If some
+little whipper-snapper seeing a brilliant countess pass in her
+brilliant carriage shall say to himself, "Who can call such a divinity
+his?" and grow thoughtful--why, it will double my pleasure.'
+
+"La Palferine owned to us that he flung this programme at Claudine's
+head simply to rid himself of her. As a result he was stupefied with
+astonishment for the first and probably the only time in his life.
+
+" 'Dear,' she said, and there was a ring in her voice that betrayed
+the great agitation which shook her whole being, 'it is well. All this
+shall be done, or I will die.'
+
+"She let fall a few happy tears on his hand as she kissed it.
+
+" 'You have told me what I must do to be your mistress still,' she
+added; 'I am glad.'
+
+" 'And then' (La Palferine told us) 'she went out with a little
+coquettish gesture like a woman that has had her way. As she stood in
+my garrett doorway, tall and proud, she seemed to reach the stature of
+an antique sibyl.'
+
+"All this should sufficiently explain the manners and customs of the
+Bohemia in which the young /condottiere/ is one of the most brilliant
+figures," Nathan continued after a pause. "Now it so happened that I
+discovered Claudine's identity, and could understand the appalling
+truth of one line which you perhaps overlooked in that letter of hers.
+It was on this wise."
+
+The Marquise, too thoughtful now for laughter, bade Nathan "Go on," in
+a tone that told him plainly how deeply she had been impressed by
+these strange things, and even more plainly how much she was
+interested in La Palferine.
+
+"In 1829, one of the most influential, steady, and clever of dramatic
+writers was du Bruel. His real name is unknown to the public, on the
+play-bills he is de Cursy. Under the Restoration he had a place in the
+Civil Service; and being really attached to the elder branch, he sent
+in his resignation bravely in 1830, and ever since has written twice
+as many plays to fill the deficit in his budget made by his noble
+conduct. At that time du Bruel was forty years old; you know the story
+of his life. Like many of his brethren, he bore a stage dancer an
+affection hard to explain, but well known in the whole world of
+letters. The woman, as you know, was Tullia, one of the /premiers
+sujets/ of the Academie Royale de Musique. Tullia is merely a
+pseudonym like du Bruel's name of de Cursy.
+
+"For the ten years between 1817 and 1827 Tullia was in her glory on
+the heights of the stage of the Opera. With more beauty than
+education, a mediocre dancer with rather more sense than most of her
+class, she took no part in the virtuous reforms which ruined the corps
+de ballet; she continued the Guimard dynasty. She owed her ascendency,
+moreover, to various well-known protectors, to the Duc de Rhetore (the
+Due de Chaulieu's eldest son), to the influence of a famous
+Superintendent of Fine Arts, and sundry diplomatists and rich
+foreigners. During her apogee she had a neat little house in the Rue
+Chauchat, and lived as Opera nymphs used to live in the old days. Du
+Bruel was smitten with her about the time when the Duke's fancy came
+to an end in 1823. Being a mere subordinate in the Civil Service, du
+Bruel tolerated the Superintendent of Fine Arts, believing that he
+himself was really preferred. After six years this connection was
+almost a marriage. Tullia has always been very careful to say nothing
+of her family; we have a vague idea that she comes from Nanterre. One
+of her uncles, formerly a simple bricklayer or carpenter, is now, it
+is said, a very rich contractor, thanks to her influence and generous
+loans. This fact leaked out through du Bruel. He happened to say that
+Tullia would inherit a fine fortune sooner or later. The contractor
+was a bachelor; he had a weakness for the niece to whom he is
+indebted.
+
+" 'He is not clever enough to be ungrateful,' said she.
+
+"In 1829 Tullia retired from the stage of her own accord. At the age
+of thirty she saw that she was growing somewhat stouter, and she had
+tried pantomime without success. Her whole art consisted in the trick
+of raising her skirts, after Noblet's manner, in a pirouette which
+inflated them balloon-fashion and exhibited the smallest possible
+quantity of clothing to the pit. The aged Vestris had told her at the
+very beginning that this /temps/, well executed by a fine woman, is
+worth all the art imaginable. It is the chest-note C of dancing. For
+which reason, he said, the very greatest dancers--Camargo, Guimard,
+and Taglioni, all of them thin, brown, and plain--could only redeem
+their physical defects by their genius. Tullia, still in the height of
+her glory, retired before younger and cleverer dancers; she did
+wisely. She was an aristocrat; she had scarcely stooped below the
+noblesse in her /liaisons/; she declined to dip her ankles in the
+troubled waters of July. Insolent and beautiful as she was, Claudine
+possessed handsome souvenirs, but very little ready money; still, her
+jewels were magnificent, and she had as fine furniture as any one in
+Paris.
+
+"On quitting the stage when she, forgotten to-day, was yet in the
+height of her fame, one thought possessed her--she meant du Bruel to
+marry her; and at the time of this story, you must understand that the
+marriage had taken place, but was kept a secret. How do women of her
+class contrive to make a man marry them after seven or eight years of
+intimacy? What springs do they touch? What machinery do they set in
+motion? But, however comical such domestic dramas may be, we are not
+now concerned with them. Du Bruel was secretly married; the thing was
+done.
+
+"Cursy before his marriage was supposed to be a jolly companion; now
+and again he stayed out all night, and to some extent led the life of
+a Bohemian; he would unbend at a supper-party. He went out to all
+appearance to a rehearsal at the Opera-Comique, and found himself in
+some unaccountable way at Dieppe, or Baden, or Saint-Germain; he gave
+dinners, led the Titanic thriftless life of artists, journalists, and
+writers; levied his tribute on all the greenrooms of Paris; and, in
+short, was one of us. Finot, Lousteau, du Tillet, Desroches, Bixiou,
+Blondet, Couture, and des Lupeaulx tolerated him in spite of his
+pedantic manner and ponderous official attitude. But once married,
+Tullia made a slave of du Bruel. There was no help for it. He was in
+love with Tullia, poor devil.
+
+" 'Tullia' (so he said) 'had left the stage to be his alone, to be a
+good and charming wife.' And somehow Tullia managed to induce the most
+Puritanical members of du Bruel's family to accept her. From the very
+first, before any one suspected her motives, she assiduously visited
+old Mme. de Bonfalot, who bored her horribly; she made handsome
+presents to mean old Mme. de Chisse, du Bruel's great-aunt; she spent
+a summer with the latter lady, and never missed a single mass. She
+even went to confession, received absolution, and took the sacrament;
+but this, you must remember, was in the country, and under the aunt's
+eyes.
+
+" 'I shall have real aunts now, do you understand?' she said to us
+when she came back in the winter.
+
+"She was so delighted with her respectability, so glad to renounce her
+independence, that she found means to compass her end. She flattered
+the old people. She went on foot every day to sit for a couple of
+hours with Mme. du Bruel the elder while that lady was ill--a
+Maintenon's stratagem which amazed du Bruel. And he admired his wife
+without criticism; he was so fast in the toils already that he did not
+feel his bonds.
+
+"Claudine succeeded in making him understand that only under the
+elastic system of a bourgeois government, only at the bourgeois court
+of the Citizen-King, could a Tullia, now metamorphosed into a Mme. du
+Bruel, be accepted in the society which her good sense prevented her
+from attempting to enter. Mme. de Bonfalot, Mme. de Chisse, and Mme.
+du Bruel received her; she was satisfied. She took up the position of
+a well-conducted, simple, and virtuous woman, and never acted out of
+character. In three years' time she was introduced to the friends of
+these ladies.
+
+" 'And still I cannot persuade myself that young Mme. du Bruel used to
+display her ankles, and the rest, to all Paris, with the light of a
+hundred gas-jets pouring upon her,' Mme. Anselme Popinot remarked
+naively.
+
+"From this point of view, July 1830 inaugurated an era not unlike the
+time of the Empire, when a waiting woman was received at Court in the
+person of Mme. Garat, a chief-justice's 'lady.' Tullia had completely
+broken, as you may guess, with all her old associates; of her former
+acquaintances, she only recognized those who could not compromise her.
+At the time of her marriage she had taken a very charming little hotel
+between a court and a garden, lavishing money on it with wild
+extravagance and putting the best part of her furniture and du Bruel's
+into it. Everything that she thought common or ordinary was sold. To
+find anything comparable to her sparkling splendor, you could only
+look back to the days when Sophie Arnould, a Guimard, or a Duthe, in
+all her glory, squandered the fortunes of princes.
+
+"How far did this sumptuous existence affect du Bruel? It is a
+delicate question to ask, and a still more delicate one to answer. A
+single incident will suffice to give you an idea of Tullia's
+crotchets. Her bed-spread of Brussels lace was worth ten thousand
+francs. A famous actress had another like it. As soon as Claudine
+heard this, she allowed her cat, a splendid Angora, to sleep on the
+bed. That trait gives you the woman. Du Bruel dared not say a word; he
+was ordered to spread abroad that challenge in luxury, so that it
+might reach the other. Tullia was very fond of this gift from the Duc
+de Rhetore; but one day, five years after her marriage, she played
+with her cat to such purpose that the coverlet--furbelows, flounces,
+and all--was torn to shreds, and replaced by a sensible quilt, a quilt
+that was a quilt, and not a symptom of the peculiar form of insanity
+which drives these women to make up by an insensate luxury for the
+childish days when they lived on raw apples, to quote the expression
+of a journalist. The day when the bed-spread was torn to tatters
+marked a new epoch in her married life.
+
+"Cursy was remarkable for his ferocious industry. Nobody suspects the
+source to which Paris owes the patch-and-powder eighteenth century
+vaudevilles that flooded the stage. Those thousand-and-one
+vaudevilles, which raised such an outcry among the /feuilletonistes/,
+were written at Mme. du Bruel's express desire. She insisted that her
+husband should purchase the hotel on which she had spent so much,
+where she had housed five hundred thousand francs' worth of furniture.
+Wherefore Tullia never enters into explanations; she understands the
+sovereign woman's reason to admiration.
+
+" 'People made a good deal of fun of Cursy,' said she; 'but, as a
+matter of fact, he found this house in the eighteenth century rouge-
+box, powder, puffs, and spangles. He would never have thought of it
+but for me,' she added, burying herself in the cushions in her
+fireside corner.
+
+"She delivered herself thus on her return from a first night. Du
+Bruel's piece had succeeded, and she foresaw an avalanche of
+criticisms. Tullia had her At Homes. Every Monday she gave a tea-
+party; her society was as select as might be, and she neglected
+nothing that could make her house pleasant. There was a bouillotte in
+one room, conversation in another, and sometimes a concert (always
+short) in the large drawing-room. None but the most eminent artists
+performed in the house. Tullia had so much good sense, that she
+attained to the most exquisite tact, and herein, in all probability,
+lay the secret of her ascendency over du Bruel; at any rate, he loved
+her with the love which use and wont at length makes indispensable to
+life. Every day adds another thread to the strong, irresistible,
+intangible web, which enmeshes the most delicate fancies, takes
+captive every most transient mood, and binding them together, holds a
+man captive hand and foot, heart and head.
+
+"Tullia knew Cursy well; she knew every weak point in his armor, knew
+also how to heal his wounds.
+
+"A passion of this kind is inscrutable for any observer, even for a
+man who prides himself, as I do, on a certain expertness. It is
+everywhere unfathomable; the dark depths in it are darker than in any
+other mystery; the colors confused even in the highest lights.
+
+"Cursy was an old playwright, jaded by the life of the theatrical
+world. He liked comfort; he liked a luxurious, affluent, easy
+existence; he enjoyed being a king in his own house; he liked to be
+host to a party of men of letters in a hotel resplendent with royal
+luxury, with carefully chosen works of art shining in the setting.
+Tullia allowed du Bruel to enthrone himself amid the tribe; there were
+plenty of journalists whom it was easy enough to catch and ensnare;
+and, thanks to her evening parties and a well-timed loan here and
+there, Cursy was not attacked too seriously--his plays succeeded. For
+these reasons he would not have separated from Tullia for an empire.
+If she had been unfaithful, he would probably have passed it over, on
+condition that none of his accustomed joys should be retrenched; yet,
+strange to say, Tullia caused him no twinges on this account. No fancy
+was laid to her charge; if there had been any, she certainly had been
+very careful of appearances.
+
+" 'My dear fellow,' du Bruel would say, laying down the law to us on
+the boulevard, 'there is nothing like one of these women who have sown
+their wild oats and got over their passions. Such women as Claudine
+have lived their bachelor life; they have been over head and ears in
+pleasure, and make the most adorable wives that could be wished; they
+have nothing to learn, they are formed, they are not in the least
+prudish; they are well broken in, and indulgent. So I strongly
+recommend everybody to take the "remains of a racer." I am the most
+fortunate man on earth.'
+
+"Du Bruel said this to me himself with Bixiou there to hear it.
+
+" 'My dear fellow,' said the caricaturist, 'perhaps he is right to be
+in the wrong.'
+
+"About a week afterwards, du Bruel asked us to dine with him one
+Tuesday. That morning I went to see him on a piece of theatrical
+business, a case submitted to us for arbitration by the commission of
+dramatic authors. We were obliged to go out again; but before we
+started he went to Claudine's room, knocked, as he always does, and
+asked for leave to enter.
+
+" 'We live in grand style,' said he, smiling; 'we are free. Each is
+independent.'
+
+"We were admitted. Du Bruel spoke to Claudine. 'I have asked a few
+people to dinner to-day--"
+
+" 'Just like you!' cried she. 'You ask people without speaking to me;
+I count for nothing here.--Now' (taking me as arbitrator by a glance)
+'I ask you yourself. When a man has been so foolish as to live with a
+woman of my sort; for, after all, I was an opera dancer--yes, I ought
+always to remember that, if other people are to forget it--well, under
+those circumstances, a clever man seeking to raise his wife in public
+opinion would do his best to impose her upon the world as a remarkable
+woman, to justify the step he had taken by acknowledging that in some
+ways she was something more than ordinary women. The best way of
+compelling respect from others is to pay respect to her at home, and
+to leave her absolute mistress of the house. Well, and yet it is
+enough to awaken one's vanity to see how frightened he is of seeming
+to listen to me. I must be in the right ten times over if he concedes
+a single point.'
+
+"(Emphatic negative gestures from du Bruel at every other word.)
+
+" 'Oh, yes, yes,' she continued quickly, in answer to this mute
+dissent. 'I know all about it, du Bruel, my dear, I that have been
+like a queen in my house all my life till I married you. My wishes
+were guessed, fulfilled, and more than fulfilled. After all, I am
+thirty-five, and at five-and-thirty a woman cannot expect to be loved.
+Ah, if I were a girl of sixteen, if I had not lost something that is
+dearly bought at the Opera, what attention you would pay me, M. du
+Bruel! I feel the most supreme contempt for men who boast that they
+can love and grow careless and neglectful in little things as time
+grows on. You are short and insignificant, you see, du Bruel; you love
+to torment a woman; it is your only way of showing your strength. A
+Napoleon is ready to be swayed by the woman he loves; he loses nothing
+by it; but as for such as you, you believe that you are nothing
+apparently, you do not wish to be ruled.--Five-and-thirty, my dear
+boy,' she continued, turning to me, 'that is the clue to the riddle.--
+"No," does he say again?--You know quite well that I am thirty-seven.
+I am very sorry, but just ask your friends to dine at the /Rocher de
+Cancale/. I /could/ have them here, but I will not; they shall not
+come. And then perhaps my poor little monologue may engrave that
+salutary maxim, "Each is master at home," upon your memory. That is
+our character,' she added, laughing, with a return of the opera girl's
+giddiness and caprice.
+
+" 'Well, well, my dear little puss; there, there, never mind. We can
+manage to get on together,' said du Bruel, and he kissed her hands,
+and we came away. But he was very wroth.
+
+"The whole way from the Rue de la Victoire to the boulevard a perfect
+torrent of venomous words poured from his mouth like a waterfall in
+flood; but as the shocking language which he used on occasion was
+quite unfit to print, the report is necessarily inadequate.
+
+" 'My dear fellow, I will leave that vile, shameless opera dancer, a
+worn-out jade that has been set spinning like a top to every operatic
+air; a foul hussy, an organ-grinder's monkey! Oh, my dear boy, you
+have taken up with an actress; may the notion of marrying your
+mistress never get a hold on you. It is a torment omitted from the
+hell of Dante, you see. Look here! I will beat her; I will give her a
+thrashing; I will give it to her! Poison of my life, she sent me off
+like a running footman.'
+
+"By this time we had reached the boulevard, and he had worked himself
+up to such a pitch of fury that the words stuck in his throat.
+
+" 'I will kick the stuffing out of her!'
+
+" 'And why?'
+
+" 'My dear fellow, you will never know the thousand-and-one fancies
+that slut takes into her head. When I want to stay at home, she,
+forsooth, must go out; when I want to go out, she wants me to stop at
+home; and she spouts out arguments and accusations and reasoning and
+talks and talks till she drives you crazy. Right means any whim that
+they happen to take into their heads, and wrong means our notion.
+Overwhelm them with something that cuts their arguments to pieces--
+they hold their tongues and look at you as if you were a dead dog. My
+happiness indeed! I lead the life of a yard-dog; I am a perfect slave.
+The little happiness that I have with her costs me dear. Confound it
+all. I will leave her everything and take myself off to a garret. Yes,
+a garret and liberty. I have not dared to have my own way once in
+these five years.'
+
+"But instead of going to his guests, Cursy strode up and down the
+boulevard between the Rue de Richelieu and the Rue du Mont Blanc,
+indulging in the most fearful imprecations, his unbounded language was
+most comical to hear. His paroxysm of fury in the street contrasted
+oddly with his peaceable demeanor in the house. Exercise assisted him
+to work off his nervous agitation and inward tempest. About two
+o'clock, on a sudden frantic impulse, he exclaimed:
+
+" 'These damned females never know what they want. I will wager my
+head now that if I go home and tell her that I have sent to ask my
+friends to dine with me at the /Rocher de Cancale/, she will not be
+satisfied though she made the arrangement herself.--But she will have
+gone off somewhere or other. I wonder whether there is something at
+the bottom of all this, an assignation with some goat? No. In the
+bottom of her heart she loves me!' "
+
+The Marquise could not help smiling.
+
+"Ah, madame," said Nathan, looking keenly at her, "only women and
+prophets know how to turn faith to account.--Du Bruel would have me go
+home with him," he continued, "and we went slowly back. It was three
+o'clock. Before he appeared, he heard a stir in the kitchen, saw
+preparations going forward, and glanced at me as he asked the cook the
+reason of this.
+
+" 'Madame ordered dinner,' said the woman. 'Madame dressed and ordered
+a cab, and then she changed her mind and ordered it again for the
+theatre this evening.'
+
+" 'Good,' exclaimed du Bruel, 'what did I tell you?'
+
+"We entered the house stealthily. No one was there. We went from room
+to room until we reached a little boudoir, and came upon Tullia in
+tears. She dried her eyes without affectation, and spoke to du Bruel.
+
+" 'Send a note to the /Rocher de Cancale/,' she said, 'and ask your
+guests to dine here.'
+
+"She was dressed as only women of the theatre can dress, in a simply-
+made gown of some dainty material, neither too costly nor too common,
+graceful and harmonious in outline and coloring; there was nothing
+conspicuous about her, nothing exaggerated--a word now dropping out of
+use, to be replaced by the word 'artistic,' used by fools as current
+coin. In short, Tullia looked like a gentlewoman. At thirty-seven she
+had reached the prime of a Frenchwoman's beauty. At this moment the
+celebrated oval of her face was divinely pale; she had laid her hat
+aside; I could see a faint down like the bloom of fruit softening the
+silken contours of a cheek itself so delicate. There was a pathetic
+charm about her face with its double cluster of fair hair; her
+brilliant gray eyes were veiled by a mist of tears; her nose,
+delicately carved as a Roman cameo, with its quivering nostrils; her
+little mouth, like a child's even now; her long queenly throat, with
+the veins standing out upon it; her chin, flushed for the moment by
+some secret despair; the pink tips of her ears, the hands that
+trembled under her gloves, everything about her told of violent
+feeling. The feverish twitching of her eyebrows betrayed her pain. She
+looked sublime.
+
+"Her first words had crushed du Bruel. She looked at us both, with
+that penetrating, impenetrable cat-like glance which only actresses
+and great ladies can use. Then she held out her hand to her husband.
+
+" 'Poor dear, you had scarcely gone before I blamed myself a thousand
+times over. It seemed to me that I had been horribly ungrateful. I
+told myself that I had been unkind.--Was I very unkind?' she asked,
+turning to me.--'Why not receive your friends? Is it not your house?
+Do you want to know the reason of it all? Well, I was afraid that I
+was not loved; and indeed I was half-way between repentance and the
+shame of going back. I read the newspapers, and saw that there was a
+first night at the Varietes, and I thought you had meant to give the
+dinner to a collaborator. Left to myself, I gave way, I dressed to
+hurry out after you--poor pet.'
+
+"Du Bruel looked at me triumphantly, not a vestige of a recollection
+of his orations /contra Tullia/ in his mind.
+
+" 'Well, dearest, I have not spoken to any one of them,' he said.
+
+" 'How well we understand each other!' quoth she.
+
+"Even as she uttered those bewildering sweet words, I caught sight of
+something in her belt, the corner of a little note thrust sidewise
+into it; but I did not need that indication to tell me that Tullia's
+fantastic conduct was referable to occult causes. Woman, in my
+opinion, is the most logical of created beings, the child alone
+excepted. In both we behold a sublime phenomenon, the unvarying
+triumph of one dominant, all-excluding thought. The child's thought
+changes every moment; but while it possesses him, he acts upon it with
+such ardor that others give way before him, fascinated by the
+ingenuity, the persistence of a strong desire. Woman is less
+changeable, but to call her capricious is a stupid insult. Whenever
+she acts, she is always swayed by one dominant passion; and wonderful
+it is to see how she makes that passion the very centre of her world.
+
+"Tullia was irresistible; she twisted du Bruel round her fingers, the
+sky grew blue again, the evening was glorious. And ingenious writer of
+plays as he is, he never so much as saw that his wife had buried a
+trouble out of sight.
+
+" 'Such is life, my dear fellow,' he said to me, 'ups and downs and
+contrasts.'
+
+" 'Especially life off the stage,' I put in.
+
+" 'That is just what I mean,' he continued. 'Why, but for these
+violent emotions, one would be bored to death! Ah! that woman has the
+gift of rousing me.'
+
+"We went to the Varietes after dinner; but before we left the house I
+slipped into du Bruel's room, and on a shelf among a pile of waste
+papers found the copy of the /Petites-Affiches/, in which, agreeably
+to the reformed law, notice of the purchase of the house was inserted.
+The words stared me in the face--'At the request of Jean Francois du
+Bruel and Claudine Chaffaroux, his wife----' /Here/ was the
+explanation of the whole matter. I offered my arm to Claudine, and
+allowed the guests to descend the stairs in front of us. When we were
+alone--'If I were La Palferine,' I said, 'I would not break an
+appointment.'
+
+"Gravely she laid her finger on her lips. She leant on my arm as we
+went downstairs, and looked at me with almost something like happiness
+in her eyes because I knew La Palferine. Can you see the first idea
+that occurred to her? She thought of making a spy of me, but I turned
+her off with the light jesting talk of Bohemia.
+
+"A month later, after a first performance of one of du Bruel's plays,
+we met in the vestibule of the theatre. It was raining; I went to call
+a cab. We had been delayed for a few minutes, so that there were no
+cabs in sight. Claudine scolded du Bruel soundly; and as we rolled
+through the streets (for she set me down at Florine's), she continued
+the quarrel with a series of most mortifying remarks.
+
+" 'What is this about?' I inquired.
+
+" 'Oh, my dear fellow, she blames me for allowing you to run out for a
+cab, and thereupon proceeds to wish for a carriage.'
+
+" 'As a dancer,' said she, 'I have never been accustomed to use my
+feet except on the boards. If you have any spirit, you will turn out
+four more plays or so in a year; you will make up your mind that
+succeed they must, when you think of the end in view, and that your
+wife will not walk in the mud. It is a shame that I should have to ask
+for it. You ought to have guessed my continual discomfort during the
+five years since I married you.'
+
+" 'I am quite willing,' returned du Bruel. 'But we shall ruin
+ourselves.'
+
+" 'If you run into debt,' she said, 'my uncle's money will clear it
+off some day.'
+
+" 'You are quite capable of leaving me the debts and taking the
+property.'
+
+" 'Oh! is that the way you take it?' retorted she. 'I have nothing
+more to say to you; such a speech stops my mouth.'
+
+"Whereupon du Bruel poured out his soul in excuses and protestations
+of love. Not a word did she say. He took her hands, she allowed him to
+take them; they were like ice, like a dead woman's hands. Tullia, you
+can understand, was playing to admiration the part of corpse that
+women can play to show you that they refuse their consent to anything
+and everything; that for you they are suppressing soul, spirit, and
+life, and regard themselves as beasts of burden. Nothing so provokes a
+man with a heart as this strategy. Women can only use it with those
+who worship them.
+
+"She turned to me. 'Do you suppose,' she said scornfully, 'that a
+Count would have uttered such an insult even if the thought had
+entered his mind? For my misfortune I have lived with dukes,
+ambassadors, and great lords, and I know their ways. How intolerable
+it makes bourgeois life! After all, a playwright is not a Rastignac
+nor a Rhetore----'
+
+"Du Bruel looked ghastly at this. Two days afterwards we met in the
+/foyer/ at the Opera, and took a few turns together. The conversation
+fell on Tullia.
+
+" 'Do not take my ravings on the boulevard too seriously,' said he; 'I
+have a violent temper.'
+
+"For two winters I was a tolerably frequent visitor at du Bruel's
+house, and I followed Claudine's tactics closely. She had a splendid
+carriage. Du Bruel entered public life; she made him abjure his
+Royalist opinions. He rallied himself; he took his place again in the
+administration; the National Guard was discreetly canvassed, du Bruel
+was elected major, and behaved so valorously in a street riot, that he
+was decorated with the rosette of an officer of the Legion of Honor.
+He was appointed Master of Requests and head of a department. Uncle
+Chaffaroux died and left his niece forty thousand francs per annum,
+three-fourths of his fortune. Du Bruel became a deputy; but
+beforehand, to save the necessity of re-election, he secured his
+nomination to the Council of State. He reprinted divers archaeological
+treatises, a couple of political pamphlets, and a statistical work, by
+way of pretext for his appointment to one of the obliging academies of
+the Institut. At this moment he is a Commander of the Legion, and
+(after fishing in the troubled waters of political intrigue) has quite
+recently been made a peer of France and a count. As yet our friend
+does not venture to bear his honors; his wife merely puts 'La Comtesse
+du Bruel' on her cards. The sometime playwright has the Order of
+Leopold, the Order of Isabella, the cross of Saint-Vladimir, second
+class, the Order of Civil Merit of Bavaria, the Papal Order of the
+Golden Spur,--all the lesser orders, in short, besides the Grand
+Cross.
+
+"Three months ago Claudine drove to La Palferine's door in her
+splendid carriage with its armorial bearings. Du Bruel's grandfather
+was a farmer of taxes ennobled towards the end of Louis Quatorze's
+reign. Cherin composed his coat-of-arms for him, so the Count's
+coronet looks not amiss above a scutcheon innocent of Imperial
+absurdities. In this way, in the short space of three years, Claudine
+had carried out the programme laid down for her by the charming,
+light-hearted La Palferine.
+
+"One day, just above a month ago, she climbed the miserable staircase
+to her lover's lodging; climbed in her glory, dressed like a real
+countess of the Faubourg Saint-Germain, to our friend's garret. La
+Palferine, seeing her, said, 'You have made a peeress of yourself I
+know. But it is too late, Claudine; every one is talking just now
+about the Southern Cross, I should like it see it!'
+
+" 'I will get it for you.'
+
+"La Palferine burst into a peal of Homeric laughter.
+
+" 'Most distinctly,' he returned, 'I do /not/ wish to have a woman as
+ignorant as a carp for my mistress, a woman that springs like a flying
+fish from the green-room of the Opera to Court, for I should like to
+see you at the Court of the Citizen King.'
+
+"She turned to me.
+
+" 'What is the Southern Cross?' she asked, in a sad, downcast voice.
+
+"I was struck with admiration for this indomitable love, outdoing the
+most ingenious marvels of fairy tales in real life--a love that would
+spring over a precipice to find a roc's egg, or to gather the singing
+flower. I explained that the Southern Cross was a nebulous
+constellation even brighter than the Milky Way, arranged in the form
+of a cross, and that it could only be seen in southern latitudes.
+
+" 'Very well, Charles, let us go,' said she.
+
+"La Palferine, ferocious though he was, had tears in his eyes; but
+what a look there was in Claudine's face, what a note in her voice! I
+have seen nothing like the thing that followed, not even in the
+supreme touch of a great actor's art; nothing to compare with her
+movement when she saw the hard eyes softened in tears; Claudine sank
+upon her knees and kissed La Palferine's pitiless hand. He raised her
+with his grand manner, his 'Rusticoli air,' as he calls it--'There,
+child!' he said, 'I will do something for you; I will put you--in my
+will.'
+
+"Well," concluded Nathan, "I ask myself sometimes whether du Bruel is
+really deceived. Truly there is nothing more comic, nothing stranger
+than the sight of a careless young fellow ruling a married couple, his
+slightest whims received as law, the weightiest decisions revoked at a
+word from him. That dinner incident, as you can see, is repeated times
+without number, it interferes with important matters. Still, but for
+Claudine's caprices, du Bruel would be de Cursy still, one
+vaudevillist among five hundred; whereas he is in the House of Peers."
+
+
+
+"You will change the names, I hope!" said Nathan, addressing Mme. de
+la Baudraye.
+
+"I should think so! I have only set names to the masks for you. My
+dear Nathan," she added in the poet's ear, "I know another case on
+which the wife takes du Bruel's place."
+
+"And the catastrophe?" queried Lousteau, returning just at the end of
+Mme. de la Baudraye's story.
+
+"I do not believe in catastrophes. One has to invent such good ones to
+show that art is quite a match for chance; and nobody reads a book
+twice, my friend, except for the details."
+
+"But there is a catastrophe," persisted Nathan.
+
+"What is it?"
+
+"The Marquise de Rochefide is infatuated with Charles Edward. My story
+excited her curiosity."
+
+"Oh, unhappy woman!" cried Mme. de la Baudraye.
+
+"Not so unhappy," said Nathan, "for Maxime de Trailles and La
+Palferine have brought about a rupture between the Marquis and Mme.
+Schontz, and they mean to make it up between Arthur and Beatrix."
+
+
+
+1839 - 1845.
+
+
+
+ADDENDUM
+
+The following personages appear in other stories of the Human Comedy.
+
+Bianchon, Horace
+ Father Goriot
+ The Atheist's Mass
+ Cesar Birotteau
+ The Commission in Lunacy
+ Lost Illusions
+ A Distinguished Provincial at Paris
+ A Bachelor's Establishment
+ The Secrets of a Princess
+ The Government Clerks
+ Pierrette
+ A Study of Woman
+ Scenes from a Courtesan's Life
+ Honorine
+ The Seamy Side of History
+ The Magic Skin
+ A Second Home
+ Letters of Two Brides
+ The Muse of the Department
+ The Imaginary Mistress
+ The Middle Classes
+ Cousin Betty
+ The Country Parson
+In addition, M. Bianchon narrated the following:
+ Another Study of Woman
+ La Grande Breteche
+
+Bruel, Jean Francois du
+ A Bachelor's Establishment
+ The Government Clerks
+ A Start in Life
+ The Middle Classes
+ A Distinguished Provincial at Paris
+ A Daughter of Eve
+
+Bruel, Claudine Chaffaroux, Madame du
+ A Bachelor's Establishment
+ A Distinguished Provincial at Paris
+ Letters of Two Brides
+ The Middle Classes
+
+Chaffaroux
+ Cesar Birotteau
+ The Middle Classes
+
+Chocardelle, Mademoiselle
+ Beatrix
+ A Man of Business
+ Cousin Betty
+ The Member for Arcis
+
+La Baudraye, Madame Polydore Milaud de
+ The Muse of the Department
+ Cousin Betty
+
+Laguerre, Mademoiselle
+ The Peasantry
+
+La Palferine, Comte de
+ A Man of Business
+ Cousin Betty
+ Beatrix
+ The Imaginary Mistress
+
+Lousteau, Etienne
+ A Distinguished Provincial at Paris
+ A Bachelor's Establishment
+ Scenes from a Courtesan's Life
+ A Daughter of Eve
+ Beatrix
+ The Muse of the Department
+ Cousin Betty
+ A Man of Business
+ The Middle Classes
+ The Unconscious Humorists
+
+Marcas, Zephirin
+ Z. Marcas
+
+Nathan, Raoul
+ Lost Illusions
+ A Distinguished Provincial at Paris
+ Scenes from a Courtesan's Life
+ The Secrets of a Princess
+ A Daughter of Eve
+ Letters of Two Brides
+ The Seamy Side of History
+ The Muse of the Department
+ A Man of Business
+ The Unconscious Humorists
+
+Nathan, Madame Raoul
+ The Muse of the Department
+ Lost Illusions
+ A Distinguished Provincial at Paris
+ Scenes from a Courtesan's Life
+ The Government Clerks
+ A Bachelor's Establishment
+ Ursule Mirouet
+ Eugenie Grandet
+ The Imaginary Mistress
+ A Daughter of Eve
+ The Unconscious Humorists
+
+Popinot, Madame Anselme
+ Cesar Birotteau
+ Cousin Betty
+ Cousin Pons
+
+Rochefide, Marquise de
+ Beatrix
+ The Secrets of a Princess
+ A Daughter of Eve
+ Sarrasine
+
+Tissot, Pierre-Francois
+ Father Goriot
+
+
+
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg Etext A Prince of Bohemia, by Honore de Balzac
+